All man's messed up again.
God, Lee.
Cheers.
Yo.
It's going to be a good child.
Come on, good child.
It was good ladies and gentlemen.
I have to return to what's more.
Yet again.
What's more?
Again.
White hoodie.
I repeat.
White hoodie.
Y'all tie.
Star.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh yo a spirit just what the five gifted
lini, Katie, uh, NAD, uh, uh, Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh fat herzzy. uh,
Nezle.
Joel.
Kay Charlie S in one real, uh, W,
Summer's Man, pre-sate y'all.
Chat, how's everybody's day going to scale up one to 10 and then here in
up.
It's 2026, chat.
I stream since last year.
Yeah.
My man.
I haven't done technically.
We're going to get more technical with it.
I'm strange since last year.
You're okay.
So with the five, thank you, Chad.
Was y'all's new years good?
Be honest.
Was it?
Was it good?
Yes or no?
You'll tell me what the 20 gifted W.
get the W20 with the 20, get the pre-sates you tell me, thank you.
Now it was mad, yeah, I'm not going to lie.
It didn't have like the same vibe to it as it has before.
You know what I mean?
Yo, Google Tower with the five,
give the thank you, Google Tower with the five,
get the pre-sates you.
Y'all know what I'm saying though?
It didn't really have the same vibe.
Christmas was lame. I mean, years of thing, though, I feel like the Christmas is kind of what you make it be because you got a set divide. You know what I mean, you got to be the one to set the file for Christmas itself.
KD, KD, first KD appearance of 2026, 2026 just popped off, KD done up here and already,
Key.
Double key.
She beat Sheila.
First, Katie appears in 2006, chat.
Y'all I'd seen her since I'm done. I'm done. I'm about to start doing that. I'm about
start doing the I done this since last year thing. I ain't going to do that.
Kidgy.
Chad, what y'all do on a new year's age? Y'all do anything? Did you hang out?
You just sit in the house in your bedroom. That's probably what you did at home.
Drain with the five and was cracking with the five. Oh my goodness. I just fixed the fidget spinner. It's working perfectly now. Oh my goodness. Look at this.
Oh my goodness. What a spin. Oh my goodness. What a spin. Oh my goodness. What a spin.
Look at this, it's still going, this spins going last the whole year.
Chad, what's your new year's resolution? Go ahead tell me. What's your new year's resolution?
Y'all Vic with the 25 gift at W Vic with the 25 gifted. Appreciate you Vic with the 25 and
smile with the 25 W smile with the 25 as well. Thank you smile and the
co-autify. Pre-sake you. To get a job, I just saw multiple people say to
get a job. I feel bad for you. Tanner songs wet with the five gift. Thank you.
That's bad. Your new year's resolution is to get a job. You know as we'll put
that one off till next year. Let's be real here for a minute. Just put that one off till next year.
2020 seven go ahead get you a job. Okay, you know, pre-sacit and brooding with the fund,
get to thank you. Okay, thank you, cause you W, cause you pre-sacit. You know, pre-sacit was,
pre-sacit was well, Barry Osprey, thank you. What, granny estate together is getting a big update
so what a new house. No way. Is it for real?
On S. Clean. You know, Ace with the five gift. Thank you.
Happy new year. I made a 2025 wrap up video of highlights about your
streams. It's not even as long, though. I love you. Check it out. It's on
Twitter. You know, can one of my mods linked that?
Case on lower on Twitter, please. Please. You'll appreciate that
Thank you clutch
Yo, Andrea with the 25 get the W Andrea with the 25 get the thank you, Andrea outford with the 10 or all the width of 10
Sponsored with the five
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up in the time
Wake it
Okay, oh yes, now see tweaking now see tweaking up here for real look at it
Look, see you've been at dying, sweet!
Sweet can I tell you?
Now I do want to watch that though.
It's like a whole year highlight.
No way.
How long is that it?
20 25 wrapped?
Yo, this looks like you're going to be clean.
This thing looks like you're going to be clean.
out. You're a rust with the T and W rust with the T and thank you rust.
Precise you. What is that? What does that want to bottom right to? What is that?
You see that?
That only looked like me.
That video's good. Is it really?
Hold on. I'm gonna keep it firm.
My whole plan.
This thing got a lot of views, bro.
This thing got a 154K views.
views. Why most streamers fail except him. God, Lee.
Appreciate you. You'll fail with the fire. Thank you.
To become a streamer was to become a professional or amateur
college who didn't play in the building.
But luckily people started calling me fat.
So we're good. This guy right here just gave away his
because sacred, with close to 8 million followers on Twitch, KSO did a just get lucky, his
success did a comfort on his body for falling a size of his brain.
To found him with glad you do this and here I'm not going to lie, I'm glad you do this
and here.
Yo, tell me what the five, thank you.
Hey dude, I passed the streaming grid using the genius strategy that almost no one talks
about.
You can see it from his spare first stream on Twitch, KSO wasn't sitting at just one viewer.
It was averaging 73, that's not a real starting point at all, but the crazy part is
in the number of viewers, it's how he got them, just two days prior to his first
train.
The sports game called NBA 2K-23 had just come back.
Every time there's a new 2K release, there will be thousands of players looking for fresh
content, K-SOUL knew the game would be trending, but instead streaming it, he chose to
record the plane during the night of launch.
Exactly.
With something.
I uploaded three TikToks at night.
Walk up the next day with like 15.
I'm never forgive, J.C. for this camp that made me look this red.
I mean, I was red because it was so hot in this dude's house.
I'll never forget how hot it was in J.C.'s house.
When I went over here and did this, I'll never forget.
It was unbelievable.
It was like mid 80s in this dude's house.
I will never forget it.
But I was not that red.
I was like this.
That's still a bad, this idea how I look right now, either.
Why am I looking so red?
But I look so red right now.
Not only look like that.
Anyway, yeah, it was like 85 degrees in Brawl's House, dude.
1,000 followers, I was like, bro, just wait a minute, you know what I mean?
With this method, he's so blue up in just one night.
What's even more interesting is that the clips he uploaded all follow the same POV format,
just can't play and re-acting in a relatable way.
This format is how we need to combine the also extremely effective
as sure he found her spot there was the if they watched his
ring.
Two days after his first fire TikTok,
K-SOL officially started streaming on
twitch within three weeks.
He had a pick of a thousand average viewers instantly
help for 49.8% of streamers.
And this is all done by doing one thing most
from her stone.
My advice to anybody wants to grow streaming.
Don't stream a lot.
You want to make funny clips that when they go to that
stream from that spit right there,
are not going to allow no who that dude is. He spit.
Clip, you, they get the same vibe. You put something on TikTok.
They hit you start Freeman. People will go to that and you put on the same
energy and eventually be like, Oh, this is going to do this strategy.
Well, for the first month, however, he's so quick to realize.
I was getting like a thousand viewers a night. I said, oh, man, it's cool.
In a story. I said, I'm getting five hundred years out of my row. How
his audience was tired of 2K content. If it didn't figure out the solution fast, this
could be the end of the stream.
So this time, if this something most streamers are free to do. On February 10th, 2023, a game
called Hogwarts Legacy was released. It's a single player action RPG, which is in the
complete different category for NBA 2K. K-SOUL took the risk, ditched 2K and started
playing Hopper's White Away.
And man, I was sitting there waiting on it to drop, dude.
Look at us in there, waiting on that thigh.
It can almost ever case switching a niche guarantee
is a loss of existing viewership,
but surprisingly, that was in the case for him.
He stuck to the San strategy and kept playing Hopper's
to pump out a huge amount of TikToks.
And one of them hits.
Another one, that's the one right there.
That's the one, that's the TikTok that saved me right there. This one.
Oh, that's the one that saved TikToks and one of them hit.
Well, I see the sun peeking through the window a little bit.
Sleep schedule gone now. You gotta make a couple of proud though.
Hey, yeah.
TikTok changes life forever.
K-1 once again are still far bigger than before.
Switching games didn't affect him because the product people like was an MD at UK.
Do the world record?
Look, dude, I was doing.
The world record was 209.
Look how much I beat this thing by right here.
They did the fact that the test of product people like was a 10-bit kid too.
Okay.
2, 5, 26, bro.
The best is the action.
The audience simply loves seeing him play and react to it again.
the matter what it was and this time Keso knew he had made it. He has successfully
become a variety streamer within three years Keso has played over 700 different games on
seven hundred. Drain and his viewership only goes up but he didn't build this system just because
his smart he built it because he couldn't afford to lose anymore. Prior to his streaming career
Keso was actually on the brink of collapse. Every day he worked eight hours in the
of kindness and cock-rises for not four hours.
Yet somehow he is still broke.
His card in the gut to clipe once at a dollar store
living can't fill in nothing but embarrass.
His whole hated his job and tried to shame once
but didn't work out.
His life was difficult and he was about to get up
on everything he wanted to be.
Just when he decided to lose weight
and join the mentoring for 20 years, somebody came.
I never get it, bro.
Right for our starter stream, I said, man, I hate these jobs.
I'm about to get in the best shape in my life.
And I'm just going to join the military
go over there for 20 years and come back.
I'm here for get bra.
I'm about to loss like 50 pounds and like two months.
I was doing keto.
Then I blew up all the stream and I said,
no, I'll forget that.
I'm doing it.
I'm going to start eating.
Yo, Apollo with the five,
get the thank you Apollo with the five,
get the free-sacen.
Yep.
Most of the Miz will two months in my life, though.
You want to lose weight, quake, do keto.
But you're going to be miserable, 24.
I'm talking miserable 20 folks,
sadly.
Oh my goodness, you're gonna be miserable.
So I don't say something to you sideways.
You go on a killin' oh man, it's bad.
Oh man.
You say, Captain.
The reason that I gave it another shot again in general
was doing it right now,
I'll do it again, it's bad.
But it's good, but it's bad.
That's my mom.
Because I was miserable that worked,
you know, she hear me come play like,
oh, I hate my mom.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it myself.
She said, why don't you give streaming another try?
Just upload some clips, your funny, see what happens.
Case was mom pushed them to try streaming one last time.
And if we now know, it quickly became the best decision of this life.
Not three ball is a 84.
I'm ready for this too.
But the 83 right now, the pressure of the 84 are you okay?
So pretty sick, Todd.
Dude, I was this way.
But I didn't do so much recognize.
He was lost for words because there was something
that he had never experienced before.
the crappy and the poor quality case can't
bro this dude that he had never experienced before even with the crappy
this was a hundred percent real lot of way there was no that if you had to be there I
did this on live this wasn't like a all-stream situation I did this on stream and had
0.01 megabits per second internet on stream get us had to be there oh my goodness it was horrible
for the support of his parents and followers. Kso found the key to becoming a successful
Schramer. It's of the intensity that has carried him thus far, not any kind of density
swim is set up, but what we need to understand is that the best part of Kso's strategy
isn't just about being real. There's an important pattern behind his shrimps that turned him into
one of the biggest streamers in the world. If you have been watching Kso since day one,
You will probably know he didn't have a fixed schedule back then.
Sometimes it's right for three hours and sometimes it went out to 10.
But after a year, he finally figured out the optimal strength duration.
It's not eight hours for 12 hours. It's only four hours.
Which goes to go like that word optimal. That's a great word.
Every piece of stream of advice I have ever seen.
The first third in minutes of his training, according to his YouTube,
is called the AppStation.
During this time, in minutes, but the stream according to his YouTube,
which adivers putting, making it a call, the app session.
Yeah, you're fired.
It's called the app session.
During this time, if there's only one thing interacting with the chat,
instead of jumping straight into games,
Tato takes his time to talk to chat,
and then we'll make this viewer set up on the scored,
where sometimes if an open package is then participants.
on the surface the obsession seems to be the cause of time but under the hood it shows
how smart the case of really is. Usually the organic channel with no interference from
bots were artificial views which is the viewer's growing in the perfect dust during a
stream but this means as the live-year counts often stabilize around the hour into a stream
therefore it makes no sense for case out to play games as soon as the case of life. His viewers
Yeah, you write on it.
A real people, so he has to get them time to join the firm.
And a yep session, essentially a time puffer.
However, case will turn it into something extremely valuable.
No, I'm almost from twice with the 50 gift.
It gives me some W's for Momo from twice with the 50 gift.
Thank you.
Appreciate you, Momo from twice.
You'll read it with 5,000 bits as well.
Thank you, reader with the 5,000 bits, appreciate you.
with his community. Every time he reacts to his shot or fan messages for his discourse
server, he creates a positive feedback loop encouraging his community to interact with him
in front of war. And of course sometimes his track goes through far and far.
Oh my goodness, I forgot about this.
Fat Joves about him, but deep down everyone loves K.S.
and he understands that, which is an obsession.
Keso now owns the biggest streamer community I have ever seen.
In his discord alone, there are over 600,000 members of Chad Messages
climbing around, even when his off-line.
Remember, the first power of streamed is just a warm-up.
Keso has another 30 minutes to spend after the obsession.
From 30 minutes to one our mark, it's so to continue.
In the gap session, KSo selects a run-based or score-based game to play.
From a combat simulator, he has worked to quit-scan our smarter than the computer.
He plays game start-out less serious to past time while waiting for more viewers to join.
And all of this one-up content is edited and posted on his second YouTube channel, getting
over two million subs and 450 million views in just two years.
This time, it is the clip-forming of the YouTube, which is arguably
quantized harder to grow.
Oh, my God.
It doesn't do how much I want to win.
And channel yet, this is where the best part of the string comes in.
The pick hours.
This case, it has already allocated one hour.
The next section of the string happens right when his life viewers pick it.
Bro, I actually broke this down pretty good.
I'm not going to let you down.
It's a good video.
Everyone is ready.
It's a perfect time to begin the men part of the string.
For about 2-3 hours, if it's all this time and energy into a single game, during this
phase, Kso usually pick Gems.Hap great storylines and...
Wow, why do you suck?
They're engaged with his polygons.
The most common games he played are indie hard games.
He calls it the spooky time.
So do!
What?
But, never go that again to me.
Why don't you scare me?
That actually just got me right now.
Time to time, she might play adventure with rage-baked games like this.
Yo, yo, damn's of a baby steps. We need like a DLC, we're not gonna lie.
Spade games like this.
And once in a while, she would play with friends to create more funny moments.
Oh my god, why were the odds that we just did this on like a day ago?
Both this won't turn gaming sessions.
Those kids with small groupers, they served as a tool to grow his men YouTube channel,
which now has bored 9 million subs and almost every single one of his uploads gets over a million views,
making him tensed of thousands of followers every month.
It's not just a content creator anymore.
He has turned himself into a successful entrepreneur,
but the thing is, there's still 30 minutes
to an hour left in his four-hour shrink.
He's a witch to a different gen,
but the content will always be packaged
and posted on YouTube.
The four-hour is all he needs
to run clips, grow his channels,
and pretend he's like yours.
But this strategy, K-SOUL, is now unstoppable,
and that is why most gen merciless people accept him.
Wow, that was a good video.
I'm not gonna lie to that.
That was actually good.
That was a good video.
I must say.
that was like a really good video broke broke everything down we got the
comments to hold some to let you know that was actually a good video not go
live for these more subs that was a good video like what you broke that down
right there w video actually that was clean okay now we got to see the
the 2025 KSO RAPT from KSO LOR.
Ha ha ha! I don't know what!
This is a little long so I'm gonna put, I ain't gonna pause it like crazy.
I'm gonna let this in a row.
32 men, I'm gonna let it roll.
KSO LOR got some bangers to KSO LOR always be cooking.
You're a pot with the five, thank you.
That was January.
That was all that noise.
Uncle Bell.
That was January.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The school board is running way, was jammed.
You're getting angry with the law.
Oh, oh, my, yeah.
Get out.
We all know what happened here.
No.
Y'all don't.
And it's over because you can't go.
This is dangerous for a ball!
I'm so sorry.
I'm being a good.
Y'all!
I'm being a good ball.
You have to think I beat it first.
I'm being a good ball.
Can this don't feel like it was that long ago?
What the hell?
No way!
This is it!
Let's go, David!
Get in!
We're getting ready!
Go!
We're different rooms, case.
No, I was in this room on this one.
This is so, you really shoot!
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I know.
Who?
We were on.
It's gonna run me over.
How much you want to bet?
Oh, I remember this game.
Never mind.
We're doing it.
Appreciate that.
As this weak helpless wreck,
who's too scared to stand.
Oh, my goodness.
This was back before AI got out of hand.
Back when it was like still a thing
that we thought was wholesome.
Yo, out with the five.
Thank you.
This was back before this got out of hand.
myself because that's not what I am. I'm supposed to be strong. I'm supposed to be a hero.
I'm not supposed to be this this whiny little kid. But what if that's all I am in the end?
Yeah. Just a whiny little kid.
Fabio, where are you?
I'm just trauma, don't that a nowhere.
Been feeling really, really bad about myself lately. I felt like a total failure. But
But you don't think I am?
Wait, don't go. He grabs your arm, not yet. I'm not done talking to you.
Yeah, I know I see you, yeah, know.
Oh, this was me, Kai!
Maybe you'll see some fun in here dude. Dude dude. Dude the dance of this game were supposed to I thought I'd go make it apart to
Bro, it's been a year
I don't understand
Where is the second one?
Or not wasn't apart to was I could extinction of the first one this game was so good as like I would more to come it's been a year
Great game today.
Great game.
Who's going to say, but you know.
I'm going to go into this guy.
You're going to get all spanked.
What?
I'm going to.
Yeah, I'm going to break.
Yeah, I remember that
Because tonight won't be right
There's no way this will stand you very cool
I can't get out of the water!
You know, there are never-there are some govers mad that I killed the warden by sitting
on top of the mountain, shooting out of the boat like I was supposed to go down there
and fight him with a sword and die.
Never forget it.
People go hate no matter what you do.
You could go walk on water and they'd say you're only doing it because you can't swim.
Literally.
They was mad at me for killing the Lord in the one way I needed to.
I did not mean to do that.
Tell you, bro.
my goodness. Was this work, aren't you? Oh my goodness, this game was so good, bro.
I need crawling across the floor, but Naked, when I get talk about. Okay, we did it.
After probably close to two months. This was March. This was the best game I've ever made right here by the way.
You don't pay each with the five, thank you.
This is the best game I've ever made right here.
Best day of my life.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie.
Try to don't smoke, man.
Oh my god, this is the whole world.
Best game I've ever made it, dude.
Okay, Jonathan.
Let's go to the home of the hippo.
It's too permissive, it's here.
What's your play?
The best scam ever.
The once in a lifetime scave.
Yeah, best scave ever.
I'm on a chillin' bit of a jewelry.
I'm doing a bit of jewelry.
And I know.
Oh, my God, this is getting stuck.
Stop, stop!
You're one of my most...
Yo!
Oh, okay, R-R-P.
R-R-P-J-S-E-M-S-E-G-O-L.
She came back though, it was all good in the end.
Shut up, stay out by now.
Shut up.
You're no new to the fight.
We're looking at the room.
It's just skip all over the way.
Just skip it.
When you hear it close, that means the fact to be here now.
What game is this?
Oh, my goodness.
Not a lot.
Moist critical.
Change my life in the shower last night.
That is completely taken out of context by the way. Let's just let's just be honest
I was talking about the cheeky so before I was co-owner of cheeky so that was when he sent me
Some cheeky so that you see he got calm and I used it and I said that that's literally what it was
It's I want to add some context to that right there. There's Robert Duckie with the five. Thank you
It's all the dark and a w-
Do I stay one from the poly?
Go get her!
Fuck you, pizza!
The maid!
Pull the open up this treasure box.
Every time it's lunch o'clock,
Every day of brand new feast and sandwiches and tiny treats
This is the daughter of my way back in May
My boy happy birthday my boy
March continue to settle this week. Oh, didn't kill me
Can't do what you do my boss
Thanks look at the chat if you're alive
The fucking saga!
That was three to four, I gotta retire, man.
Your word is Hornswag. There is no way this was in me!
What is that?
We'll still...
What the hell?
This literally felt like it was three months ago.
You done now.
Thank you.
The voice actors was going crazy at that day.
Okay, look at this.
If you do red with white, that's gonna make orange.
That don't make no sense great. It's great. It's great. It's great. The answer is
Red, yeah, I don't make no sense.
Did they ever update this game bro? Bro this game was so good as I love dead rails, man
What did they add to it?
He's a laundry store owner like you.
Oh, Sam, it's your name backwards.
Get the update it for real?
I'm not gonna look at love, Dan Reels.
Oh, my goodness, it is.
Sam, damn Donald was one of my suitors in fall guys!
Oh, this rubber tank, the world record,
rags to riches, world record holder immediately.
Don't let me say it, let me sell this for a quick hit, dude.
How much does it go with four?
Just got stacks.
Come in here, devil.
You stay there, my house.
You ain't given me that things.
I never said that.
You ain't given me diabetes, you hear me?
Oh, this was the first space camp being insigning wasn't it?
No, they're so...
Right there, I'm looking right at it.
There was something there, I'm asking you.
You know, there needs to be a game like stranded beep, except like good.
You know what I mean?
If there was a game like stranded beep, except like good, that would be like the best
thing ever.
I'm not a loose, I'm not a loose man, I'm not a loose man, I'm just a
something here.
Grab just nothing like stranded beep.
Look, that's all I'm alive, that's the right over there.
What do you know what I mean?
This is making me realize I've spent way too much time watching you LMAO.
What's that supposed to mean? You wait a year. Okay, are you trying to say that you're stopping?
Because we got a problem. You better calm down a little bit, Bubba.
Yeah, he had to cheat.
I'm out of duty!
Yeah, that's kind of hard though.
You'll image with the pot.
Thank you.
One day, more of my words, too.
I'm dead, see?
You clipped this.
One big serious?
What?
Starting Monday?
I'm not having fast food, no more gear.
Oh, yeah.
That's bad.
That's been over with.
Oh, yeah.
That's bad.
That's been over with.
That's bad.
Yeah.
That's been over with.
I'm done.
Yeah, no, that's been over with, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm literally be kidding about this.
No, that's what made me stop because I wanted it,
because this came out like a few weeks after.
I'm literally be kidding about a few weeks, I mean, seven days.
Tanner is fine, and you know what the five
get to set with the five again, thank you.
Please, Granny, please, with the fine gift.
Do what in the queue you skin you and make you like a bare road.
Like people have in tapins.
Yeah. This is the most down bad thing I have ever seen in my life.
General, I'm trying to pay up with the fine gift.
You'll brood us with the fine of Valero to hide us.
I'm too thirsty with the fine gift.
I'm about to disappear from the internet from my...
...yo!
...Tanero will meet that needle with the five gifted.
So you're asking to be injective with whatever you need.
Like that's that's that's that's killing.
That's what kills him.
What?
What are you doing?
My friend Gordy...
R-I-P-Gordy, man.
He's dead.
He's dead!
What are you guys doing?
Captain, it's a Windows 5.
I don't know what they was doing in that car,
but that's all our members at car,
and Windows was locked up in there.
But that's what it looked like for real.
It looked like that old Model T cars from the top 10.
When they went up in there,
and they drew like a hard on it or something.
Yeah.
You know, Vodacis with the pie, thank you.
Dude, it's getting me!
Follow me!
Facts!
That's actually
Your ace was the farm
You ace one other father. Thank you. I
I remember that.
They cut out a suit.
That's how I'm going to do it, bro.
Nevermind.
All right.
Going is when this thing moves, Eric.
This is just more, this is just more proof.
That sketch is never in the same setup anytime I click on this string.
Brows in a different setup every time.
Ace, one of the five.
Thank you.
What are you talking about?
If Eric was anything then could I do this?
Hi, bro.
Okay, scared to take life.
I'm going to take life.
This was July.
If anyone knows, I'm cheering up.
No.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this was a disaster.
that's what I mean, you know what's crazy, bro. You can take out like a hundred of these
pixels that it would still be able to tell that to me right there.
That's literally me. W damn.
What?
This ain't drugs. This is noodle. This is noodle season in my way.
Yeah, I'd be snorting that stuff. That stuff would be good. It clear you up.
Oh yeah, I got some cardats and going right there.
Uh-huh.
I'm playing the game with the dope tonight, man.
No joke.
This was July.
Me and the dope playing the game, Chad.
This was July.
Me and the homey dashes with playing the game, baby.
Bro this was cinema doing it
I'm excited you have births
That camera's
Zero me
I was gonna be playing a game with Dash
He's the same person I watched every night
Thanks
the
facts
that's the goat right there man
don't go
that's the goat man
you know Jennifer what to fight thank you
i'm talking best person in internet history right there
hundred percent
You know, you didn't that generation bro. You're a nice generation. You're a kid doing it, bro.
Why are you a blessing to next time? You got the number now. You can't hit your boy.
In it's hot. You can't hit your boy.
That's the joke, man.
I'll trust that. You already know that.
Do I was sweating in that stream so bad because we was just getting destroyed all the time?
We don't complain under the game. Trust that. You're not 100% dead.
Yo, W, Dasty for real. Everybody knows who he is, but in case you don't subscribe to the moon, you faggs.
God, Lee, know subscribe to my boy, man. Faggs.
But as make sure you stay clean with cheating.
You keep cheating.
Dude, I'm telling you, bro, no, there's any no flow, bro, I'm telling you all.
Dude, this, I had to see, I'm not even like a, this ain't a plug like for real.
Bro, she can best soap ever, man.
No joke. I use it here night. I'm dead. See you ain't never wrong. Tell me you man
I ain't even plug I'm not plugin' all y'all. I will I plugin' all y'all 100%
Bro I went moistening that care package dude before I was even co-owner at cheeky
Bro, man. I'm telling you, bro, you'd be walk around smelling fresh to you
But now we'll plug it though. You see he don't count but hey other than that though, man. That's fine
So, so plain.
Yeah, that's right.
Kaseu is now an owner of Cheeky with us.
My favorite streamer, someone I've glazed.
You do what you say!
Right, Kaseu is now an owner of Cheeky with us.
My favorite streamer, someone I've glazed out the law zoo for a long time now,
is now someone that I can call a brother, only closer.
We bid together. No, no, no, no. Okay. That's four. Okay. Let's slow down a bit.
There is no way this was all this. I'll be the crochet ginger for real like actually
You're there stuff again right there. Hey, hope you make me it's not going to last because that's clean
I'm gonna practice in my signature because we will say him a you're gonna be an AML B one day
Then I blew my mouth
You know what I mean?
You see the way you do with holding that axe?
Yeah, what is that, bro?
They got it, they didn't have it
That did not happen.
You'll pay to the fire.
Thank you.
Thank you, pay to the fire.
But, thank you again.
You bought that again.
You need a person.
Why?
You need some motion.
All the time, you are going to parties.
All the sudden, everybody's your free in now.
Hey!
You walk around like a hippo or something.
I've seen a player resume by the way.
I don't know if I could get a look at my beat.
My big massive man.
Cinema.
There's no way out of my body!
Cinema!
Oh my goodness, a thousand gift white white white?
You can give the thousand subs!
Oh my goodness!
what? That is the first time in my life I have ever seen a 1,000 gifted
sub in my entire life that is actually unbelievable. I've never seen that in my life.
If C. Dog Dog would have 1,000 gifted subs, that is actually unbelievable. Lord have mercy
that is that is that's unreal. You know, Jennifer, what the five is, what did you see that?
Thank you, Jennifer, the five is what you have. I still didn't get one. If you did not just
get one out of a thousand right there, I don't even know what to tell. I don't even know, and it's
that is insane. You know, WMC dog dog would have thousand gift in it. That is legitimately insane.
Oh, my goodness, I've never seen that in my life.
That's when we got 1,000 gifted.
Wow, that is crazy.
If you did not get one of those, I feel bad for you.
Not gonna lie.
If you somehow, some way, just dodged 1,000 subs,
I'm feeling bad for you.
Thank you for the 1,000 gift that solves only know what to say to that, that's actually unbelievable.
Thank you, that is crazy. Wow.
You're deadly with the fog, give to an anonymous with the fog, give to thank you.
That's actually, it's saying, thank you, I appreciate that.
I don't even know what to say to that, that's actually wild.
The fact that you can even do that is crazy.
That have the option for that steal? I thought they took that bag away.
God, Lee!
That's insane. I appreciate that for real. That is crazy. That is legitimately insane.
I mean, who are neighbors?
Okay, so the top thing.
Dude, candles are heavy, bro.
Haley with the five.
I'm a party on the candle, say I'll win.
Check candles are heavy, bro.
Why was I in the fridge?
This game was good, this game was good, what's you mean, they knew?
Let's see what she's got to say.
Yeah, you know what the, you know what the magic heart sale looks like now?
This is all that's left of the magic heart sale, by the way.
I harvested her soul.
harvested the magic pot shell soul body is gone just the soul
Your queen with five gifted radiate with the 10 kx with the five and diet green with the 25 and I can only afford five with the five diet
Read up please. Hey, y'all. Thank you. We have chat. Look. No, this is actually
What did you do? Look. This is actually it. Look
You see this, this is the soul that I harvested. Look, see, this button up here,
that little thing is a button. This is the soul of the magic conch. How you feel in
soul of the magic conch? Now how you feeling? Tell us. How are you feeling soul of
the magic conch. See, she'll know how to answer no questions. She'll know how to answer
no questions, so that's why I harvested a soul. It is what it is. Okay. Yo zombie with the
five, and it's with the five. Thank you. Yeah. That's one more month still with the
Yeah, I remember that sacred with the five
Thanks this was the start of Google again the greatest simulator series of all kinds
Who you with the fuck
You know, this is defamation, I'm gonna literally see you in court.
Yeah, I think we can't leave a thing lock in all our IPs with a Google Google legal team no longer exists
This is where I got really bad
There's two people behind you get careful on the slide.
Hold on.
God, leave me.
All right.
Get only got worse from here.
This is my morning.
This is Mrs. Miss information, by the way.
Clown with the fog. Hey, she's not even on my property. You can't find me for this medic. Oh
My goodness this is this never happened
Madam, if you get her bitch you'll fall you just went out the opposite way somebody's standing there
There you go, Amanda. You have, oh my goodness, there's another party that's
why. GTA got delayed again. Oh my goodness, did it actually no way. It's exactly how I called it.
get it for real or you this line. You got to be
long that. Why would they do with this late? I'll see
not about that. Jeff, what month did I call GTA
coming out in? Did I say like March of 2027? What did I
say? Rumors.
No, no, that'd be trending right now.
I don't see that on here.
I said June of 2027. Yeah.
All of y'all think GTA 6 is coming out.
No Vimper of this year. That's actually crazy.
I said it's going to be June of 2027.
You'll kill them with the five. Thank you.
you.
Let this shift in please.
Here.
Thanks.
And I don't know.
We got quarantines on coming out anyway.
So y'all keep it.
Let's get it.
There's a.
Y'all keep it.
I'm gonna lie.
How many bodies are right here?
Oh my goodness, I remember this
This looks real. Yeah
wound up a real man
The building
That was an accident by the way
Yeah.
Get a vote that I'll a vibe story slide.
So there's evidence here now that K.S. has knowledge of slide hurts people and he continues to operate it anyway.
Knowing that the slide can hurt people.
Oh my god, this is what it's been!
I remember this.
I don't quite have a slide.
You're a red jagged with the fire.
Don't smell the fire.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You understand, I wouldn't think you are.
The LV your customer to go, look at them.
That.
Yo.
Do that steal insane, man.
They literally like to do those workers
that climbed up this billboard and put this up here.
Not only did someone pay for this to be done, workers climbed up this thing on that ladder
and put this up here.
The kitty plushies.
I.
BLV or K-cell bureau with the stream on the tree.
Screw
This game was so good
Yeah, I still got picture too. Yeah, I can't believe it. Thank you
True
Oh my god!
Zombie with the tint. Thank you zombies. What do you with the five?
I will never forget this part of RV there yet. This area was the worst area ever. Y'all remember that? Oh my goodness. It was so bad
From the first map bro
oh my goodness I'm not the puke you can see in this oh my goodness oh
Oh
No, yo, yo, yo. I am actually going to come to one. I'm mad. I'm not answering now. I'm sorry that
This thing is yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. You crocheted your frills actually at the amount of work
They put into this thing if that makes you're a bit lean saying
That's a zombie amount of likes and stuff that you're getting on that to actually
why. Oh my goodness, please. You had to put this in the edit?
Yeah, I had to put this in the edit. I want to, I want to remove this from my memory. Oh,
this is easy. Yeah, I've deleted this game. Oh, this is easy chat. Come on. Let's be
here. Man, this feels like last month. You know, I was not to cook you and say it was last month,
but it wasn't. You're right. I was about to cook you and say it was, but technically, genuinely
technically it wasn't last month. It wasn't even this year. Man this feels like
last year. Man. No man this feels like this year.
That's what I gave you a game over the year 244 and 245 by this point, by the way.
No it wasn't this point yet. That was a that was a pre-determined.
There are no minis for game over here.
Yo what is that?
SIG!
Wait man.
The nominees for the game are of the year on K-S
year off.
Case out.
Hey, dude!
Oh, this game was good, Brad.
This game was go to two dead cam.
This cutscene ever.
No.
What?
It's game was golden.
Oh yeah, we was collabing.
I'll listen to this short message, I'll not give a miss to go, rocks.
Heck yeah, you, everybody that supports you, I'm on WLTV too, I fear that is the dope.
Oh, you know what, I am honored specifically that you consider me the LAP East on the Mount Rushmore of you, yeah?
Yeah, you are.
LAP's going down.
You don't want to go back!
I don't see Bruce Wreckfield on the way.
I think you get to a certain level of cooking or just anything that it becomes impossible to just make a regular grilled cheese.
What a great take!
Just put that in the box.
What did he just call me?
You're seeing this video that means we somehow took home the Hawaii streamer at a year award.
You know, I've considered it the last one y'all.
And thank you all for rockin' with you for it.
Love y'all man.
Please.
It's a 2,000, 24 jamer, the year award winner here.
So if you're seeing this video, that means we also won the 2,025 game of the year award,
Which means we're back to back. I highly down we had no video anyway
We need a way I love it appreciate all that I
This is absolute
When you start getting what you started gambling ring the story you gambling ring run as mode of half-sort making
Beats finally all my goodness man
I would never have to do nothing. I would never have to play a game or nothing
I just load up half-sort let two NPCs fight each other to sit here and watch and you'll get
like real money. And I just sit here and do that. I can just bro. I
ain't got to go through the unbelievable, crazy effort to play a video
game. I can just sit here, man. Yeah, you can't believe we're gonna get out
somehow. Oh, money on it. You really don't give me like that. You even cut out the
picture in a heart shape. And it's a whole fridge with a lock on it.
in this skill like last month.
Oh my goodness, we get 3,000 per ton.
I literally told you, oh my goodness, I was here.
I told you baby, I said today's a day upgrade my record.
Let's kill him.
And I did.
I'll hear you throwing that thing.
I'll leave that with that thing.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness there's some cheek action on it. Yeah, this makes me old as insane. Look at kiddo Bartow
Dude that is hard bro. What?
That's clean
That thing is hard
Dude this clean
Oh, my goodness. This felt like actually a couple of weeks ago.
Take the people from Sandlot signed it.
Yeah. Do get it actually.
Was it actually a couple of weeks ago?
This felt like a couple of weeks ago, too, but I'm not sure.
What'd you say?
You need help because you accidentally ran somebody over on the way here.
I'm trying to talk to somebody about it.
And see if I get you some help.
But see if we can help whoever you ran over on the way here.
Hey, don't worry about it!
Man, this felt like a couple weeks ago.
Hey, don't worry about it!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Why is my face dance flying all the time?
Yeah, I still don't know why that happened. I actually checked after stream I looked at my keyboard
There was a wire laying across my keyboard and I think like the left arrow key might have been slightly pressed down by the wire and that's why it happened
I don't want to die, don't provoke, don't provoke.
UGH!
B-A-A-A!
Do we bow good game now?
Purchase me.
God.
God!
Yeah, okay, forget this.
Okay, forget this.
Yo, W, video.
I can't imagine how much effort that took to make right there.
Yo, W, K, so lower.
Go get that thing, a view, and a like, bro.
That was really good 30 minute edit of the whole year.
That was actually great.
No joke.
W, video.
Like, y'all, lead that was that was good.
A whole 30 minute edit, WK so lower for real.
Wow, that was, that was really, that was really good right there.
It was what was, what did I say?
I was my chat, not refreshed, oh, dead rails, did they update dead rails or no?
Yo, yo, mute with 10,000 bits, W mute with 10,000 bits, free-shakes, we have you
have you new years?
I'll check back and see what we're going to do with the update, okay, that free-shakes, you
I look at that thank you WM appreciate you.
If you don't know what 10,000 bits
is well WM, you don't have to new years,
hope you new years is filled with new level happiness.
And this clean is that using your favorite stuff.
You'll appreciate you WM, you don't know all this well.
You'll boo with 10 out with 1,000 bits.
In case of a big friend from Saudi Arabia,
I like your streams.
You'll appreciate you.
Oh, boo, as well, you know the 10,000 bits.
Them Deline GTA 6, the least red dead, or dim should three
by the way.
what's your favorite red dead redemption character?
Arthur Morian.
There's nobody else.
Not only is Arthur Morian the best red dead redemption character,
I would go as far as I say he is the best fictional character
the history of media in general. I would say that there is and also red dead
redemption to is the best story game ever made. I told my friend two days ago
he just got him like an Xbox. I said, bro, he asked me games to play. He said, man,
I've seen that red dead redemption to was on sale for like $6. I said, if you
You have gone through your life and you have played Red Dead Redemption 2, yet you
are doing yourself a disservice.
Every now and then I'll go back and play it again.
And I'll be sitting there crying every time too.
Yo Rebecca with the 50 gifted W Rebecca with the 50 gifted Lord have mercy, pre-sates you
Rebecca, W Rebecca thank you for the 50.
Happy birthday Colton.
Yo Rebecca with 20,000 bits as well.
be Rebecca what 20,000 bits is well. The best part of my 255 is finding your videos
of streams. I can't express how much laughter. Enjoy your streams. Give me some
funding. You got me to the end of the year with the endless amount of left. You
don't appreciate that Rebecca. W Rebecca, man. Thank you Rebecca. I appreciate you for
real thank you. Happy birthday, Lindsay. Okay, but I'll look at that too. No, I'll
appreciate you. No, I have not seen that G.C. I'll look at that though. Thank you. And
that mugster would have thousand bits.
Pretty safe to chat.
You already know what time it is up in this thing.
But let me check if they did a gay dead rail
or could that game was coded?
Oh, my goodness, all of them.
All.
Let me see.
Tidy, whity, what the five gifted.
Imagine wearing it under weather.
could not be me, Muslim butchies with the fire. Thank you.
Yo, back to you with the fire. Thank you.
Y'all like like I said something crazy and I'll never understand and
bro. I do not understand why I'll always like like I said something crazy.
I already told you on a method, bro.
I've been wearing super thin shorts since I was like 18, bro. Boxers
uncomfortable and regular underwear uncomfortable. I get like the thinnest shorts you can get and I wear that is on the wearer
It's way better. It's so much better. I can't even describe how much better it is
It is dude. It is actually
chat. I'm telling you
It's not even close
proof. Bro, no, what are you talking about?
That's weird.
Well, what did it make to me sign in full, man?
Chat, what's my Roblox password? Y'all remember?
What's my Roblox password?
Is it Dukyman 12?
is it really dukey man's well-
uh...
i don't get a tiger roll i think it might be dukey man's well-
uh... let me see here yet
no chat i don't think his dukey ears a dukey man thirteen on this one
this the game ain't even gonna be updated. What is my password due to?
I might have it hold on. Give me one second. I might have it. One moment.
I'm gonna do it like this, or I'm gonna do it like this, or I'll give you more say it.
I'll give you more say it.
You all can hear me typing, all right?
Do you all hear me typing?
AGG
A-A-A-G-G-A
A-A-A. I can do it
I said hold on a minute.
Bro, don't do this.
Don't do this, go on.
Matter of fact, y'all just tell me for sure if I'm doing this or not they're not.
Did they update it?
What was the update?
I'm cranky they did though I loved the ad rails.
But I'm waiting for a what's it called to come through?
How do I?
Give me a second.
I just played it, Row, you're casually just playing where locks.
Man, you are a loser.
Get this dude out of here.
Yeah, I just played it.
You was sitting in your little bedroom playing a row of locks.
you go play a real game like League of Legends right play. I'm joking
out of the way you play what you want to play. You can do whatever you want to
do. Bro are they going to see me this or what bro blocks? What do y'all
I've got no idea what that is.
Roblox, what are y'all doing, dude?
Yo, uh, magic cards, do you know my password?
Come on ahead, if you want to die.
Okay.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo roblox bro.
Send me my code.
I'll only do this.
Wait a second.
I'm in.
I remember the password.
It was Dokey Man 11.
Chad, it was Duky Man 11, not Duky Man 12.
Did it, Rails?
How do you play by yourself again?
How do you get into a server by yourself?
I've got servers.
So low server, am I in there?
Check how you get in there.
How you doing to old servant that you had.
Docs, wait, you can't see my screen, right?
You'll see that.
I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to.
Okay, look.
Check, look, look, look, look.
Look, look, look, look.
I'm on this screen, GGM, I'm dogs.
Where would I go to do the solo server that I used to do back in the day?
I think in page click servers when you scroll down you'll see a private when you
made. I did have it. It wouldn't let me join it. Look, servers. Can I show this? I'm showing it.
showing it. Okay, now I'm on the server's page, now what?
It's inactive, is it for real?
Click the three dots.
two
say gear
we're new
didn't work
I think it worked
wait no there's just a solo
There's just a solo mode anyway, ain't there?
Oh, yeah!
Draws with the five.
Oh, my goodness, it's been a minute. It does look different.
It's not locking in.
We back again, we'll see how it goes!
WTF!
They say these rails are dead.
I had no deal to say after that.
They say these rails are dead.
You give me some money, we get that money.
Aye.
Wait, do I need to select the classroom that sheet?
How you select a Biff-Cold?
What the class is it like?
Sand though!
Christmas Bionne with Presence. We'll always spawn in your run.
Clampus Christmas violin
Swords campus, which will y'all do
Casey with the thought
Doctor
Y'all do Santa I did that I
Go Santa
Did I select it?
You're going to go to the file.
Oh, I don't got it.
Who would they ask? Who has a group?
You can buy it?
Well, buddy, can you?
You broke my bet.
Milk man!
Now we're going with nothing, I'll need no class, you've got me messed up, what do I look like I knew?
What do I look like I knew, I'll need no class move?
Wait, we're so lucky, man.
All there goes.
Let me in so low, cue!
Oh, John.
Man.
I don't want to scream.
Go into 0-4, bro. You are setting me up.
Oh, okay. I know what to do, yeah, you right? You take them over the fire.
Boom!
Frostbite, scorched earth.
Shabb, what's the difference of frostbite this one here before?
I mean, we did scorched earth, what's frostbite?
That's the new one?
Oh, yeah!
You already got all somewhere.
Why don't follow me?
Ah, what's our do?
Shoot!
Hey!
Shoot!
Just this respect for law politics, I don't mean that.
I didn't mean that for real.
I didn't mean that.
Drag go, I'll do this in a minute.
Do that love dead rails, bro.
I gotta get back used to it.
Cuz I forgot everything.
Literally everything.
Okay, just a train.
This wasn't here before, is this where you put the call that now?
You did try to look clean!
Break that open, how you break that open? How you open?
Show?
What are you open to, uh?
How are you?
How are you open? Oh, E.
No, I don't know.
No.
I ain't taking that. You got me messed up. What do I look like?
I ain't taking that, I don't need that, bro.
What are they talking about?
I don't need no handouts!
Oh, you'll die if you don't for real? Is it that man?
Is this more difficult than scorched earth?
Do Afro-Goptonnette?
There is no way this is more difficult than scorched earth. Are you serious?
What?
Okay, I got a sack, shovel, got a blinky right here.
Could you do that before?
Got a shot gun, and I got a revolver.
Burd ain't hit up, date this.
This is what I mean, look at this ain't it?
Okay, let's buy some coal.
Okay, I start to come back to me a little bit
and I'm not in a lot.
Boom, $3, how much money I got left?
I got $30 left.
And I could put stuff into the sack, right?
I think.
How you put it in the sand.
Enough!
I'll take it off!
I'm going to get one more call. I'm starting with three coal.
Dox.
There we go. Clean.
There we go. We got three coal to start with.
I'm a barn needs to.
I don't know you could use those a little bit of fuel too. Okay, let's start to come back to me a little bit
And then when nighttime steps in all man is pot to get a
All this pot to get ugly. I put it here
All right, we got quite a bit of fuel
How far do we have to go on this one? Do we hit out?
All right, let's hit out
Gg y'all said this is harder than the scored start of the mode and that's saying something
Gg at Casey knows what's going on with that newspaper. I'll meet you there
What you know
There we go
This train feels a whole lot more secure than the other ones get it though.
D.T.
But I'll make it look awesome around that's real quick.
Okay.
I don't see nothing yet.
So is it important to stop and loot stuff in this game mode too?
mode 2 on the sumi it is okay is that a walk that I can go here for like some gold or something
GG is it night time almost I can't tell it is snowing something is wrong bring another
and that rotten gg chat. I'm getting back to you so I haven't played this game in months.
Predictions? Yeah, we can run a prediction. Will I survive?
We can run that.
Answers, obviously, going to be no, because this is the first time that I'm not only playing this in mods,
but this game will be also in his arms and sports.
Stop again, I'm trying to see if there's like stuff around here.
I can't see all what's what.
Oh look at the little doggy.
Are they friendly?
They're not friendly.
I don't feel good about what I just did, but it had to be done.
I do not feel good.
Ah.
About what I just did, but it had to be done nonetheless.
I'm sorry.
How much did they sell for?
I was just fueled.
That actually had to be done. There's no way around it.
There's no way around it. They were coming to kill me.
Thanks for doxy me, whoever.
Chat, they was trying to kill me.
GG, it's not to get dark, huh?
GG.
GG, party ID leaked, big dog, it's private.
Please, who the hell are they?
Who that's valuable?
They're trying to work by 10 bucks.
Okay, let's take you for fuel too, come on bud.
You're getting used for fuel that is what it is
You'll elucid with the five. Thank you
Will you survive till what I think it goes my checkpoints, right?
Or now it's the whole thing will I survive the whole thing answers probably no
Who did the other one?
Yeah, what is this horn?
You need to tell me something
I'm not sure what this one's for.
All right, let's keep moving.
You went per check, but wait for me to get up to this one, there's another house, I got a search right.
I got a search it.
Chat, we only got $10 dude.
We're good.
Oh, yeah, that was.
They updated the guns up here like they're like cleaner than they was.
Yo, Suzuki with 5.
Oh!
Man, that person was good to 5 sobs, you got me hit.
Yeah, you got me hit, and it's your fault.
There's another Blinky cast out at, already got one.
Or so does leave it.
I know.
What is it, no, say?
Okay, I'm leaving everything in here, I remember one.
That sounds like I know I'm gonna take it.
Hey, how do you, uh, how do you staple stuff to the train again?
We gotta put the D.C. attator on this thing.
Z.
Okay.
They don't just go through the bottom of the train.
It's gone forever.
Oh my goodness, I'm disgusted beyond belief.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Uh-oh.
Oh, nothing else will come out of bag.
It's over.
The bag's glitz.
Why?
We're gonna chill.
It's a tank spot.
Okay.
We're doing this up, are you asking this as far as the score starts low?
I disagree, have I?
No, I can't do that.
I'll do it.
Do I get good money for this?
Will I get good money for this?
I don't sense.
I don't have animals for all of them!
One more!
Do you want to shoot the lock-off?
Shit, it's about to turn to our three-month-a-dance!
It's not the gift's work!
he ate that, did you see that?
the game's too loud, half of the game's too loud?
and
nothing
give me that to a train
when each of what time is up or got was a way to check what time it is in a train
It's 6 a.m. How is that possible?
Go back and check the bank.
Chat, I got the ammo for this brawl.
Do I got the ammo for this chat?
What a thing!
To base!
I feel everybody here!
For the reason you want to throw them out.
Shut up, only know how to get him to save.
They drop a code.
Who dropped a code?
Who is the one who takes it?
Who?
What?
What is that say is five when it's not?
Is this blood?
Three
I get it I get it I get it I get it
3
6
4
It must be the other one
It must be the other one hold up
Three, three.
Oh, my goodness.
Is there gonna be another code? We might have to beat the whole game already!
Who else got a code?
Five, three, six, two, five.
Five, three, six, six.
Oh my goodness.
Excuse me big doll.
Excuse me.
Gotta get this bank real quick in his fault.
We had a room.
We had a room after come back.
The train is so...
Why is it not turning night time, by the way?
Is there a reason for that?
DeBio?
It's an event?
Okay.
We'll put this right here, chat will rich.
Chat, I'm rich, not you.
I made it.
I'm made it.
Look at that.
I'm made it.
You see that?
I'm made it.
I can't move.
Why can't I move?
What is happening?
I can't move in one direction.
What's happening?
Why is everything backwards?
This is stupid.
Like I'm gonna hit okay it's working now.
Chad I'd give you all somebody else if you were here.
I'd let you get a gold bar.
No I would not I'm lying.
No I would not. You ain't get none of these.
Just miles.
Okay, what else can I grab? What else is the experience of, oh, I know that's expensive.
Bear trap is that good to take? Oh, no!
Oh, stop looks expensive in here. How much the camera work?
Yo, Kaiser, what the fuck? Thank you. We gotta hit the road.
There was a spear is the spear uh-oh. Is that root-alth?
Shat mook it this. Shat mook it this.
Look at this.
Did I just beat the whole game with this?
Stabilit.
Check there goes Rudolph look how majestic he is.
He's running.
No, we could.
All right, you have a good one.
I'm leaving.
We're out of here.
Let's hit the road, Jack. Come on, we go.
Dude, look.
First time I played dead rails in eight months,
looking at all this money we got.
What you talking about?
And we bought to be the first checkpoint to Yostin disgame mode was more difficult than sports Earth.
But he looked at the drugs all of them.
It is getting ready.
somebody lied I got a trouble in the car I got a trouble in the car you missed a house
big dog I got plenty for now trust me you're at least you're with the fire thank you
alright let's put all this in here boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom chat I don't know how much money we're about to have but it's not to be ridiculous no joke
Oh my goodness does this train even need like the metal sheets?
Here we go. That's everything I have to say.
Do how much money are we about to have?
A more to have mercy.
Am I beating this first try, Jack?
Say it ain't so.
We are outlawed.
I'm outlawed.
Tell me how you're outlawed.
Why's your money on a roof?
I got so much bread there's money on a roof.
Shadow my outlaw, bro.
I wish I was an outlaw.
But all I can think about is you I got my new boots covered and red dirt
I don't mess with Texas T-shirt and a lone star post I post my Optimus and you I can't get my money
I can't get my money
Oh, yes, okay
Chad, we got, we got fat horticultural team!
Okay, look here, we got to be decisive with what we got to buy here.
What all do we got to buy?
You're not real with the five. What is that? What is this?
arrows on leader. I've got a baby we're gonna buy we're gonna bought a coal. We know that
and in balls ah
chat armored and ammo you give right
armor and ammo. I'm over the armor was super good for important. Let me get this right here
that's right shoulder armor. There are some left shoulder armor oh my goodness that is expensive
But I did it and I don't regret it. There we go
When he hits or what's it called Roku?
When he hits or the gun store?
Give some ammo
Who wants our gun in here?
Okay, let's get him out. I need a rifle ammo. Let's get two of these
Let's get two of these. How much wine is going out to?
Let's get two hang on ammo too
done. Will that just spendage of money? Y'all mess with that
spendage? I got three coal in a sack, too. You're here with the
scene. Thank you, Vic, with the scene. What's what you said to me,
Wait, where are you by the pig axe, Anne?
Thermal, no, I need to pick axe.
Are you ready?
What's up on the pig axe? I'm going to make the D.C. potato.
Let's keep building. Why is it so cute?
I forgot they had AIDS.
I'll get them on the next sick one. I really could just drive straight to the next sick one right now.
Should I? We're like good old money.
Silver.
Silver. Silver.
Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Oh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Hey. Huh. Huh. Huh. Why are you doing that? This must be doing something.
We did worse.
Hey, worse.
Put that right here.
Oh, oh, don't put it in there.
Hold on, relax.
Let's keep going.
We keep moving.
On the road, dude.
Can't wait to get on that road, dude.
a roadie
case of sweaty booty jeans with the five get the thank you
can't wait get on that road again
hey don't you do it I don't want to kill y'all again I don't kill the other group
you really don't make me do it okay
I don't understand. Just leave me alone, bro. Just leave me alone.
Shit, they can't leave me alone. I don't want to have to do that.
We're all for ammo. Firework ammo. I don't want to know what to...
...cross bone.
They gave me a cross bone. Is it good?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my goodness wealth.
So wealth.
All right, let's go.
You weren't doing good, y'all said y'all are all right.
I'm trying to jinx y'all.
Y'all said there's more difficult in school, y'all.
do I need to do I need to you know what I mean
I remember doing this in the first.
I'm in two good of a position right now to throw it all the way.
some egos stuff you know what I mean I'm not gonna be like oh I'm him you got me messed up
I will remember that sound it was the way I'm doing
I'm good I don't know did that work I didn't get no benefit from it
You're kidding!
I need to go ahead to do this!
Where will I go?
GG!
Don't look here!
Get out of my way!
Ah!
GG, GG!
I'm freezing!
I'm moving, look at it!
Okay!
Just what I said, this was too easy. I understand what y'all mean now.
Oh, my goodness.
You have other guns? Why would I use other guns when this is the best?
If I was in a situation when I needed to switch, I would.
Okay, I understand now.
Does that happen multiple times?
No way. I had no idea that was what was meant to happen.
He hit the level for malnes, yeah, but I was in a situation where I just need to get out.
We're just good we're looking at.
Okay, that was pretty scary not gonna lie, but we made it.
We're almost at the second checkpoint, it is the crossbow gear.
That's what I'm trying to find out.
another president got a grab at this checkpoint right there, or not checkpoint, but whatever.
You are trying to know we'll take that, we'll take the band A too easy.
It's mid.
Yes, kind of mid.
You got to reload it after every shot, too.
What is this 1902?
all right what do we need to buy we got $200 here what's in here snake oil let's
keep this right here what else have I got cold I can keep that in the bag and the other
three things we got the mages all of course. All right let's do this out.
You're hairy with the five thank you I do need some ammo no joke for real.
Oh I feel like I'm here or something was coming up. I'm not like I'm so tiny in the background.
Oh there's a closet on beyond some Donkey Kong country plan on my spot if I still have no idea.
All right. Let's see what else we can get.
We got snake oil. I think we're good in here. We got Band-A2.
Hold on.
All right. Let's see what we can get from the general store.
All right. What's in here?
Oh my goodness, let's go.
Where'd it go?
Are you serious?
It's gone. Are you kidding me?
What?
How much is this?
I got to buy this right that chess plate. I got to I did
Is it outside bro? I needed that big ass. Oh, we're good. We're good. We got to buy this
Oh, they must have thought I was stealing it. No, I wouldn't don't do that. I would never do that
All right
Chat. Where's net my inventory? How you drop something?
It's in the bag? No, what's not?
Play town? No, no, I got Stan. Let's make the D.Chicator real quick.
classic classic moment classic D Cheeketator moment all the
give me a second we were almost at it once I come on top left our
home
D Cheeketator activated top left
how would you how would you click that
How you click it top now?
Press what? Yo y'all are some nerds.
How do y'all know everything?
What key is that?
Where's that key at?
Where's the squiggly line key?
I don't think I have that. I don't have the squiggly line key.
I actually don't have this wiggly-likey, so I've just got scammed.
It's below a scape, below a scape is tab for me.
I remember this was a problem before, too.
Oh, my goodness.
I got a scam.
Click the backpack bro, I can't buy mouse
to stuff right here.
I got a scam for the pig eggs.
Next to the number one top right, big dog, big dog.
I don't have that.
You see that?
It's not there
Old town
Yeah, I can't get it.
If there was a way to unlock my mouse, I could, but I can't.
Let's control it on work here.
Yeah, GG no pickaxe is what it is.
It's V. No, it's not, doesn't work.
GG no pickaxe. That's life.
This happened to me when I played this game before,
The computer does not have that key.
I'm disgusted.
Wait, what's the tight button?
Why am I moving around?
On the road again, forget this.
waste time you got to be messed up. You're sold with the fine thank you all this
effort for a pickaxe. Let's see if this phrase that real quick I get ammo. Why
Why didn't y'all tell me to get ammo?
Shut y'all didn't tell me to get ammo, dude.
Next to your backspace, brothers.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Well, that's a plus key.
Jack, there's no way to unlock my mouse! Let it go!
We got stamped it is what it is!
I'm bringing one thing I know to say I'm worth some money!
Another gold bar!
Oh, man, this is work.
Mouse scroll.
You all about to make me tweet, we're a give it up. Give it up.
Shift V, no, you're about to make me show my pee.
Look at if I step on this wood explode too.
Okay, if activated.
Dude, should I take that off for now?
Oh you gotta be kidding me!
Easy!
Oh my goodness, easy!
So good, so good!
So, on the roll!
Oh, you got him in pissing me!
the
I don't think so.
They can't get in here.
Is it just me or is that kind of crazy?
The amount of enemies that are right there is borderline illegal, not going to lie.
a crazy unlock the mouse with right control you'll listen here you
simpleton I don't have a right control on this keyboard we've been through
this already look at all these nerds in this lobby they don't know that I'm the
best player in here nobody in this lobby knows on the best player in here I
I think that crazy.
We'll more try.
I'll never have a run as good as that again though.
Do it by checkpoints.
He just did it.
Yeah, I can do it in this, but not in the regular game.
Should we do it by checkpoints or by the whole thing?
The first one is 10,000 meters, second one is 20,000 meters, let's go, all right, Chad, I learned
my lesson, I know what to do now.
believe that I know what to do. Do you believe? If you don't, you're just a
hater. I learned my lesson that I needed to learn right there. I
told you again. The lesson that I needed to learn right there was a lesson
that I learned and I learned it. Okay. And I will take that lesson with me
From now on.
No.
Is that they good?
Is that they good or no?
Bottom right.
Right shift to unlock mouse.
I don't have the right shift.
Wow, it was there the whole time. Oh my goodness.
It was there the whole time. I can play the game now. All right.
Did the devs just hack into my game and like tell me how to do it or something?
I think the devs just hacked into my game and told me how to do it.
Alright, let's go, lock in for real, let's go.
Who's the devs?
I'm tired of what if you're the death. I don't want to skip nothing.
There were some big ads and I got the money.
We don't get some money though.
Interrain Christmas why oh and I fell off the train Lord have mercy.
But they're stuck in the tunnel.
I think they're not as close as possible.
They're all the same.
It's all the same.
Oh, my God.
I didn't know you were that normal.
The next one's the same.
I think they're the same.
Let's go.
I'm going to the right.
Now boys!
That's don't be so money!
No horse was armed in the making of this video.
No horse was harmed in the making of this video.
Why can't take the horse?
I can't take the horse ski.
Should I took the horse with me?
Okay, this happened to horse right now. This happened to children right there.
No horse was harmed in the making of this video.
I'm a name of
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and
no, no, no, all my goodness, this is going to take me an hour and a half to get back to the train. It is what it is.
What it is, check, can you get the metal plates in this one because if you can, I need that.
I can already tell, I need those metal plates.
Let me get that.
Oh, I thought it gave me a whole bunch for a minute.
I was about to get...
He's still alive.
Grown in pain if you're still alive. Oh, not he dead. Let's get back to the uh, let's get back to the training about the freeze the death
Oh, I got hit what I had
Side one if you did not get hit with an ad
What is this up here do I go for it?
Man, so I'm good
Snake old band-a
I don't think so, bro.
Yes?
GG.
I don't think so, bro.
I don't think so.
I don't think so, bro.
Yes?
GG.
a G.J. we're going for it
it's a setup could there be something in your account if you
don't
Shit, I don't know about this, bro.
I can do this.
Stop taking up body on the ground.
No.
They got Mario!
I can't wait a minute, I'm committed now to what you're going.
Please, I'm coming!
I'm watching!
I'm not going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
That's how to yell on
Yeah, there's gotta be something crazy good in here, right?
Who'd have said no? What's you me?
Let it walk!
Let it don't take the hard time!
I've got a plodder pass!
We want shot him, who is that?
Pull the sword, I can't walk him to the house!
He's way, he's way!
She has no idea of how to hit the enemy.
She can't get out of the way.
She's got to hit the enemy!
It looks like a hole for real.
I think it's almost dead.
I'm gonna be wharf some money bro gotta be wharf some money for real
Chad, what does this sword do?
You say good?
I can't have a full product.
I gotta help myself in the back.
I'm doing a lot of the beyond that!
Just plan I want to back.
Oh, it's going.
Yeah, we hit a lick in there.
get a lick in there though.
There's still a hole.
Should I sell the sword?
Should I have to like I even
go use that thing for real?
Shack, should I sell the sword?
When would I ever be in close enough range
to even stab one in games for a...
He probably will sell for a lot not a lot
We're gonna go back and grab some more stuff because there was a whole lot in there
Can we keep that so
Okay, chat, we got so much money right now. We got so much money, dude. Let's go back grab the rest.
It's shoots lightning. What?
You
I can't believe that happened.
I actually, I actually can't believe that just happened.
Why did y'all get my horse killed?
Bro.
Why did y'all do that?
Who said it shoots lightning?
It didn't even shoot lightning, bro.
the horse did the, it didn't even shoot like that.
I'm not grabbing the rest of this.
I'm leaving.
I don't want to be here no more.
This place is bad memories.
All right, Pete's at a horse, bro.
That's messed up. That's crazy.
That's insane, dude.
Bro, that's horrible.
Are they for real with that man?
That's messed up.
What's you mean?
You missed a goal of statue, I only want to be here, I want to say it.
Y'all killed my horse, let me go see what's in here real quick.
died for nothing true. I was just in there trying to use the sword at its die.
Warp. So warp.
Get another one. No horse can ever replace the horse.
They case once the best item on the Wendy's menu.
I have to find a way out of my life.
It's not that easy.
It's not a easy.
I have to find a way out of my life.
It does so blind in my job to help me!
I'm going to protest, dude!
Remember how good the cold action was!
I thought the flames would get out!
Who's going to get the machine?
Get me loud.
Ah!
Let's get out of here, right now.
That is where it's bloody overall, aren't we?
I'm not stopping this train so that it's too quick.
So if you get three hits, every third hit with this sword is a lightning strike.
and
where's the whole guy at
Well I don't even know somebody stole them, all right, what's in our inventory?
We'll sell that, sell that, sell, hold this, put this on here, put in our heels up here.
Oh yeah, Pam, we're just for a change point, beautiful.
Okay, what else do we got in the bag, we're three more things?
We have a lot of snake oil chat.
Oh my goodness, we are good on heels for a minute.
Okay, we're selling all this let's go put all this in a trade-in post.
Yep, wow, those were worth nothing.
I just sold like a giant gold statue and like gold tubs and got like maybe 100 bucks out
of it, not even that.
That's pathetic.
All right, let's sell these.
I remember these were worse some money.
The outlaws?
I got to say that I'd go wristwatch too, or a pocket watch, or something.
That's so money, shit.
All right, this isn't that bad.
Yeah, this ain't that bad, this could be worse.
Luca, with the TNT, thank you.
You need a horse, your band, for bringing up the horse situation.
Your band.
Take the break it to you.
But it is what it is.
Chat, what do we need to buy?
What's in here, is there a pickaxe in here?
Yes, there is. We're buying the pickaxe.
Absolutely, positively.
It's in the inventory. There's coal. Let's go and buy three coal. That's in there.
Shatters armor.
We got to get the armor right. 100%
What is that right shoulder armor? We have right shoulder armor.
Okay.
do I need that much ammo since I have the sword? yeah we still don't need ammo
we're not on the right hand, right hand, right hand, let's buy revolver, we're
I'm gonna keep it a stack, which all the shotgun straight up sucks, and I'm about to sell it. It's garbage.
So does the blunder bus, so I sell the blunder bus to you how much can you sell this one?
You can't sell it only one piece.
Keep the blunder bus, I'm gonna keep the blunder bus just in case.
All right, now I'll ready to hit the road again.
I think I think we're good.
Still the whole key doll, man.
He got all.
GG.
When did they start selling up the metal sheets?
I'm gonna go again.
This is the most free money I've ever seen.
Oh my goodness, no way, there's a group of dead all those out here for the absolute free scheme.
You gotta be kidding me, and we gotta horse again.
Please say it's all for that real. I need a dead bread. Thank you.
Dude.
There's things else that's cold in here.
Chat, oh my goodness, that's a Christmas miracle.
Yes, all the presents.
Chat, we got a horse to, oh my goodness.
Give the horse a name.
No, because if I do that, it's going to die.
Because the last one died.
After I named it.
We need this going to be called a horse action.
Let's take that.
I mean, I'll grab that.
Yeah.
Name it alive.
Okay, this horse is named as a live horse.
Sounds good to me.
You'll take that, man.
Let's go.
Y'all messed with that name?
A live horse? Yeah. I'm rocking with it.
I'm rocking with that name.
A live horse is going to go right here.
Chillin'. Let's get moving.
Maybe we're all going to have to do it.
Wait, what's that?
Who is that?
Oh, man, red dead redemption, undead nightmare would like to have a word.
Oh my goodness you're getting sued.
Oh my goodness you aren't getting sued.
Oh my goodness.
What is this?
But I don't want to get rid of horse action, try to escape him.
I remember Red Dead on Dead Nightmare that had like the full horses of like the apocalypse or whatever
That's literally what this is this is so cool what
We're gonna keep dogs when I'm on on on on on the train just to keep Mona. He's gonna be chilling
Let's go, get out of here.
Okay, what are you doing?
Uh, winning.
Take it.
Take the ballista?
Check that ballista ain't no good
You want to take the ballista
You know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna put this on the roof I'm gonna mount the ballista on the roof, bro
No joke that's what I'm doing we're gonna mount it on the roof ski
Is there a quick way to get on the roof?
I remember doing it in the other game.
You can on the roof, still?
Yes, you can.
We'll go put the ballista, look at this.
Put the ballista, put the ballista, put the ballista, put the ballista, put the ballista.
You rotate it sideways. There it goes. Perfect.
Okay. Take that out. I'm not right there. Look at this.
Okay, this thing might be good.
Let's go! We can't move it!
GG! There's a boss at 30,000 meters that's hard to kill. Oh, that's good to know.
That's just great, ain't it? Did the arrows fall off? I thought I'm out of it. Well, they're gone.
Okay, so strong crushes with the team get to thank you.
I'm not going in there, I know that much.
wait what did I bring flying train action
that's the name of it, not called dead rails
and I'm not going to do another fight rocket where I can't believe it again
yes I am TG
This is the best weapon ever!
I'm sorry, you absolutely have been in the game.
Tell me already!
Oh!
Oh, come on!
I have to say we're not blind, man!
Yes!
That's too easy, I fear.
I fear the game is too easy.
I might need a greater challenge.
I'm joking. Hey, I'm joking.
I don't want a greater challenge.
This game's very difficult.
Let's get out of here.
See how the wear rules be dull.
I work out there and I've got friends on the wing.
Yeah!
Jack, can I just beat the whole game you've been with this reaction?
We got all the big gas!
to the gas!
Someone said the war sentence and he's on fire.
Yeah, but I don't want to use it with the sword
because we know what happened last time.
We'll leave her spot and get paid up, too.
But we were spot to get paid, but get paid, I tell you, who and girls, see over there?
What's in this gear, let's see.
Mead.
You should have robbed the bank again.
Big dog.
I fear I don't need anything else besides this sword.
I'm going to be real with you.
What happened?
Did the train derail?
Oh, my man, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, I could climb up here and get it.
You look to 125 pounds because I thank you for noticing and acknowledge you would be correct
Okay, I was not aware that that was gonna happen
But I'm glad it happened because I learned something I learned that that would happen
Well, they was not to pay you watch this
Oh, you already got paid.
Never mind.
I was doing something. I thought I was being real close, but I'm not I'm just a loser
I say what is keep on going right
Let's see if there's any armor. Why's that more fire in here?
Okay, it's horse left shoulder armor. Let's take that
Shit, so we just keep on going. I think I think as long as I got this sword I'm good
You know, let's just keep on rolling.
And I got plenty of calls too.
What's the final checkpoint on this was a 50K again?
I'm going straight through.
I'm not stopping his train for any ripples at all you've got to be kidding me.
No, no, no.
It's shocking how good this weapon is.
We're good!
I'll let the froze to death.
Good.
I'm gonna back, I'm good.
We're good!
We don't.
We know.
We're good.
O'Neil!
Can't wait, get on it!
We almost are the next checkpoint already.
Not really, but we almost...
I...
I'm not sure.
We almost are the next checkpoint already.
Not really, but we almost are.
I'm just drawing what I miss everything you know what you're not gonna miss this
man what do you mean you just told me where are you been huh where are you been
I'm gonna have to win!
Time one if you've been here being tire-free!
Like being tire-free!
And we're about to off!
What am I gonna drop off? I can't move!
What is something?!
Oh!
This is not a second one!
I can't fly one night!
Peace!
I'm getting you out of here, Santa!
Whoa!
I'm late by staying!
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
What is that noise?
Now exactly, am I supposed to handle this situation?
I have a kill him.
Is it possible to kill it?
You should be able to list up.
No!
It's not as late.
I'm a use.
I'm gonna use the sword on it. This will be a lot.
I need your ass.
I'm gonna hit out.
I'm gonna hit out, not go along, I'm gonna hit out.
I can't move.
I can't move, they won't let it move.
I'm with these.
Damn, I'm with these, damn.
You all say in a ballister, I got no room to use the ballister, huh?
How you turn it!
There it is.
This is so stupid.
There it is.
Right there.
I don't have one, baby!
What you talking about?
Don't let him go!
Too easy!
Nearly with the fire!
I'm gonna be on the other side.
The target!
Check. Do you think I was gonna beat it beyond us?
Check, did you think I was going to beat it, be on this with me, did you?
to everybody that said that that was more difficult than scorched earth, I fear, I fear, I fear now
that you are off your rocker, okay?
I fear that you are off your rocker.
I really do.
Do you know what else I fear, chat?
Chat, what else do I fear?
Tell me what I fear.
Check what do I fear.
There it is.
That's what I fear and I fear it.
Job application, now that's what y'all fear, not me.
That's what y'all fear.
all fear the job application. You know what I fear chat, what's my greatest fear? Tell me.
What's my greatest fear? Spiders you're right, spiders all day, all day long, it
that is by far you've always greatest fear right where is this ad bro
oh I'm gay man there I go get you what died be on chat
Hey, get you a Dibeel.
Because it's...
Puzzle that name.
Puzzle that name, not all the.
Ah! You do a Dibeel!
Because it's spooky time up in here!
Yeah!
Daddy's trespass!
I don't want to get some ice in my cup or put that into a plank there, what I'm gonna do.
All right!
Daddy's Christmas!
The first red field's Christmas in that night, that's a joke for real, my dad's in it.
All right, let's go.
We'll give the five, you'll press them with the five.
Dad, he's Christmas.
Lock in here.
You love a simple sentence, Green. You love to see that. You love to see it.
Don't you just love to see it? You just love to see a simple sentence, Green.
Oh my goodness, it's Santa.
Where we go?
Hi, honey.
Well, as you're going to make it for the residents,
and as late as you need, we can all know that we are tired of being here.
And your deck is a very exciting place to see if happy we're here.
It's been a hard years.
That's what we're going to do.
I can barely hear you.
I know.
I'm calling it small.
It's about a little bit of a wheel.
Oh, people are going to have a little fun.
Lots of things we're going to walk in for a while.
Fine.
Okay, thank you.
The road is blocked. Find a way home.
You can tell me we just go all-coming leave in part here
and I fear you docking messed up the furnace now.
And by down I mean completely off because that is disgustingly loud.
That's a good summary, man.
Just since Timmy too low can you believe it?
All right, I guess we're going to leave our car in the middle of the road and walk home for Christmas.
This is a good way to start off Christmas, ain't it?
These Christmas smells like the dirty past Christmas that I believe you.
Okay, it's a little snowman. Excuse me. That's cute.
You must know, man. Yeah.
Hey, first rookie game of 2026.
Heads of what the T and W beats of what the T and man will be if heads of right now.
Oh, man. We got a bunch of people here.
You must got a big old family. Look at all these people.
Everybody else got into the park is why they said we had to park them at road walking
Well, it's not a fire. Thank you
I'll find another way in your parents house
Why nobody here for the door
Get out
Why am I having to find a special way if you'll work here and get some way and oh my goodness
what the disaster is real.
I mean...
What's going on in the house? What are they doing in there?
I thought they were supposed to be a Christmas gift again.
What did I go on?
Also, why did they got so many trees?
Hello?
This ain't looking very Christmasy, why's all the lights off?
Hey, hey, they said, man, it's Christmas, you know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna throw up our K-S-O portrait and eat with K-S-O in here.
W-D-A-S, man.
I hope there's like a list of like every game that that didn't put in her cookie with the t and thank you
Are you weren't a thong tonight? Yes, blue
W damn snowed as funny. Hey, where do I have to go for a while to look at so dark in here?
Yummy, can I have something? Okay?
I'm going to the Chris this way to body
You're all going to start cursors without me guess what I'm ruinin' everybody's
Christians.
I can't even eat this either.
You know, where is everybody at hello?
Hello!
I made it.
I know I'm a little late, but why's all the lights off?
Christmas?
Where is everyone?
That's what I'm trying to find out.
They got a bullet.
Hello?
Oh no, something right for real. Was the door berricated?
What is that for a prince?
Guys, it this is a prank. Look at the kid. Guys, if this is a prank, it ain't funny.
GG.
knock on those door, or a shrieks.
Or a shrieks.
Thank you.
Key to the garage.
Why is everything so ominous right now? What's happening?
We're my Christmas present.
I'll see no Christmas present in here.
Uh, is this blood?
The plant.
So somebody should turn people into evil snowman.
Geez, the five!
They speak here. Oh, no.
I don't want to get into the base.
Shit, I don't want to get into the base, man.
You're naughty. What? No, I'm not.
I need dinner.
All right, guess what I'm going to the basement.
Where is everybody?
Is everybody dead?
Oh, my goodness, everybody is dead!
Oh, my goodness!
The whole family is dead!
No, I won't let him do!
The whole thing we got killed in a Christmas party!
I've got to be clear before I'm alive, but as soon as I'm alive, it's...
Task confront daddy and appeal to his humanity, you know?
So, he did all this for what?
Jimmy, what the fuck?
What's that noise?
Who's that noise?
Hey, I'm about to confront you for killing the entire family.
Hey.
I'm not going to die.
I'm going to die.
The Christmas time is here by God, He disapproval with the folly, jacked the halls with
humps to the hall, He filled the cup and don't say quen.
He'll the turkey's ducks and chicken to mix the ones drag out the dickens, even though
You must respect the second brother here we go again.
On Christmas day you can't get sore.
Your fellow man, you must adore.
There's time to rock you all the more.
Huh?
The other three are good at the same city of war.
Relations, very no expense, all sense on useless old you tensile.
Or a matching pen and pencil.
Can we hear?
Now do you with the fire?
Hey, chat, say you with me.
Chat, say you with me, bro.
say it with me.
Game out of what?
Game out of who?
Game out of hum?
and what a year, exactly, another one.
That was a good first horror game of the year,
all old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old,
J. J.
Name of this game is...
Right!
Bows of the ocean.
It calls to me in the night in my dreams.
This dream is a novel of mine, oh, I gotta mainly know about that. I tried to ignore it,
but it hungers. I'm right over to change, thank you. I must feed it. Who am I feeding?
objective interview thank you are we like a underwater like this
urban like all Lord half mercy this is gonna be bad all my goodness no way
Braw. You know what crazy chat some people does do this I are real for fun.
People be for real doing this.
Over fish, okay.
Do I got like a quota of fish I got a hit or something?
Who? You'd be surprised people like doing this stuff. Not me.
I must stay at home in the house in a bedroom, chillin'
To imagine you are deep-diving
You get sucked in by a world-poor sum you gave
I don't seem to know fishies though
I don't even wanna kill them if I see you
I don't want to kill the fish
Let's just go in and sample like this
Oh, my goodness, how the first person in history can discover this?
What's that?
Hey, big dog.
Finally, you have arrived to begin to bring me five fish.
What? Who is this? Sorry, fish, you gotta kill you.
That's horrible.
That's where, well, maybe what I'm doing then.
I got to feed whatever this entity is.
What can I go to the surface botchians?
Wait, hold up. How far out in the middle of the ocean are we? Okay, this is high as I can go.
All right.
That's one fish. We need five. Do there's going to be something creepy down here.
I'm gonna be like, oh dude, y'all know how y'all know I got the last of Ovia.
I'm scared to underwater. There's gonna be some beat down here's gonna be a ocean spotter.
Okay, I see you in the middle of the map.
the
I missed it.
I missed it. I got it.
Wait, there's another one.
I missed it. I'm warning.
Awesome man.
I suck.
What am I doing? I only wanted to hear you.
But if I don't kill the fish, whatever that thing in that temple is, it's going to kill me.
So we have to make a choice.
A messed up choice, sure.
But a choice in a way.
Your case, please, we're not going to bring my business with a fight, thank you.
One more.
One more fish chat.
If you see a fish type fish, but only if you see a fish.
But if you see one type fish, but don't do unless you see one. If you see one type of, but if you don't don't, don't you don't you don't you don't
Man, everybody in here
I see it, please see it
Scary with the fine thank you
Make offerings
Who exactly is in this underwater temple?
You know what this game reminds me of?
You know this game reminds me of,
Yellow Storm with the two money gifted W Storm with the two money gifted
Thank you Storm with the two money.
The game reminds me of this.
This game reminds me of the song
searching the sunken temple.
Well, if they got lovey, though.
Tell me this game, don't remind you,
We search for a sunken temple.
Here.
You're welcome.
Are we serious? Yes, I'm serious.
I'm making my awfully...
Shh! We're making the awful.
The fine start, but they were easy for him.
I now reply, or larger, smarter, and more alert fish.
Kill five big fish.
That is too difficult.
If that is too difficult for me, big fish, you mean the big fish sandwich from Burger King?
You all ever had the big fish sandwich from Burger King?
Man, I like the big fish sandwich from Burger King.
I do not know what to do.
If you ain't never had the big fish sandwich from food, that's a big fish.
Speak up.
There's one.
They say that the fiscal A-San was just going to McDonald's on real fish.
Well, I am the one that gets the fish for them for the sandwiches.
Doing what I'm doing right now, I'm giving you a POV of what I do to get the fish for officially
sound just to make it easy.
Shall I y'all ever have?
Swook up!
I feel kind of bad.
Whatever's in that temple, I won't kill us if we don't.
I don't understand why I don't like the fish ways.
Just literally the best thing in the guns.
Sandwich wise that is actually, you want to know the best thing that best
do about the general of all muskings.
So if you're on, if you're on your last leg light, then you just have to go to
Donald's. Don't get a regular Nick double. Yo shells with the five. You know how
a regular Nick double from McDonald's comes with like pickles, onions, and catch up
and stuff. What you're going to do is you're going to get a
make double, except just get mayo and cheese, dude, dude.
You get a make double with just mayo and cheese.
It legitimately makes the thing unfathomably there.
It's literally unfathomably there.
No joke.
Just saying, mayo is disgusting.
I actually feel bad for you.
And you know who else I feel bad for?
I feel, ooh, it's not a hurry.
I feel bad for every person that does it like mayonnaise
because I cannot imagine going through life,
eating everything, eating a sandwich with no mayonnaise on it.
I actually, that sounds like just a horrific fate.
Now, I will say that Mayo in itself, by itself, buy it's loan some a good, but
I don't like a sandwich or like a burger or something, oh yeah, what else you don't
get on that day?
Nothing. It's that. We need three more fish though.
That was a good shot. There's no way.
Should I throw like that was a good shot? Was it not?
Do I have a nervous man?
You don't have to feel it's not big, but you don't care about it.
Next time you fly on it, do more.
Do more.
Shhh.
There's a fish.
Don't let it hear you.
Shhh.
Don't let it hear you.
Oh, what's up?
What's up?
Shit.
Easy.
What's the event of the Soviet Union?
I bet the ending of this game is gonna be crazy.
I got a feeling there just build enough to something absolutely insane.
Like true truly.
Here you go, mysterious hole in the bottom of the ocean that I feedy fish too.
very impressive, but your final task will not be one of skill, but rather the
length that you are willing to go from me. I want to break up, I'm not going to lie.
That's not how it is. You took a two-form with that center right here. Anybody
ever hits you with this sentence that you got like girlfriend or boyfriend
something like that. Big dog. You might as well hang it up and go somewhere else.
What are the links you're willing to go? Big dog. No way.
I'm playing for her. That's a joke. Chad, that's a joke. Okay, so you ever don't have
a kid? Probably not. Not gonna lie. That will be kind of cool though, but no.
Keith Brokey has broken his nasty. They're annoying. Now if you're a little kid watching
this, no offense. But kids are nasty and annoying. I'm gonna keep it a statin.
Give me some of your chili, kid running around.
and just spit on you. It's like, yeah, no, I'm good.
Be snot everywhere.
They walk up to you, show you their eye pad.
Hey, look what I'm getting. There's a snot, a load of eye pad.
No offense though.
Cron for no reason, you have to cry.
Imagine being a little baby.
Well, imagine being a little baby, you just landed a crib.
You like three months old. You just didn't cry.
Well, why you cried?
You're going to sit there laying bed all day.
Why you crying, bro?
All you doing laying bed at eight.
You said, now you six months old.
You see, they're crying, bro. You ain't got to do nothing. You ain't got to go and work, go to school, no, you're just laying in a crea, bro.
You see, they're crying. Why you crying, I want you to say what's wrong, won't you say you hungry or something?
Or you want to get picked up, why you crying, just say something.
Do you go out into nature, you realize how much quicker other species are ready to go as
soon as they drop out the womb?
But you can like a baby though, just born two hours later than do the yard doing
The bathroom's just sealing.
I don't real, I don't real, I don't real, I don't human babies in a lady.
We've seen our evening duke in at the same time like a kangaroo or song.
How you don't take a dog and eat at the same time?
You're a crazy man!
You said they're Doki, why don't you Doki you ate?
You real for that don't knock a lot.
Anyway, where am I at? Oh yeah.
That's funny though. What? How wrong?
Wait a minute.
Kill three divers, your own species, and bring them to me.
Excuse me, now you're asking me to commit murder.
Now I gotta go kill three people, don't I?
I was born I was already self-sufficient.
Oh, he just died and I don't want to shoot him. This is messed up.
Oh, I'm sorry, man. I gotta feed you to the... my bad man. My bad for real, my bad, my bad.
Sam, we're answering about to kill somebody beside you swimming. This is terrible.
This is horrible.
Where did bro go?
Dude.
What's wrong with this entity, I don't know.
like I wanted us to feed it fish and now people just messed up sorry they don't
This is cool.
Broke going to jail, screw, screw, screw, come back and do me a beef.
What you want to hear for, man, I kill three people in the bottom of the ocean with
underwater, going on the water with a swim. You would never have no problems.
I feel like all in my mind.
It's done. I feel bad for it, but it's done.
I feel bad, but it is done.
Five more of your jail right now.
Okay, my girlfriend made me stop watching, but I'm back now.
Okay.
You tell your girlfriend how she's having a great night.
You have done all that I have asked, I'm very pleased.
Now come to the child.
What?
No, I don't want to be eaten.
Oh, damn stop.
This is a big giant living organism. Oh, my goodness.
up.
You'll strike with the bomb.
Under the crash of waves below the Jagged Rock and Crumbled Sand, this ancient and evil
power devours another one of its victims, it waits, it hungers in the bowels of the
That might have been the best game I've ever played in my life.
Chad, that might have been the best game I've ever had ever played in my life.
Another. Another.
Hey.
I like this intro.
I do.
I thought they said end, I thought the game was over,
name but this game is...
What?
You gonna take me again?
But I want to.
You got to? No, please don't...
No!
Unwanted visit.
I'm wanted visit.
North Pole 122325.
I can't tell you this game is so last year.
Colleagues with the five North Pole News Santa Claus found in a city near the North Pole.
Resident of small cities near the North Pole of reported disturbing sightings and recent
weeks.
What is this trying to figure was in the extended closet and wondering alone through the
at night, some report heavy footsteps into snow,
distant bells and whispers in the cold, me and other,
other say the figure moves unnaturally
and vanishes between trees without leaving tracks.
Why are they so scared of Santa?
So is it, they believe everything so easily?
Why everybody scared of Santa?
Who could it be?
Actually, who could it be way out here in the middle of nowhere?
Were we going to have some food on the spot, though?
You're okay with the thought, thank you.
Who was that?
I didn't know my Christmas tree would be delivered by Mr. Unknown.
Sometimes the budget is so low that dialogue would cause too much.
But it looks like you left everything in order.
Bro, just cooked this out of the game.
That's crazy.
Poor with the five, thank you.
Read the note left behind.
Who's some candles with it?
How does someone say an applause step by step?
A simpler Christmas tree, decorate your Christmas tree,
place the delivered candles around the tree,
wipe the candles before sunset.
Note Santa Claus cannot stay near fire for long.
We're going to summon Santa Claus?
Okay.
Wow, is it really that easy?
I'll try it. Right. It doesn't hurt.
And they even sent the candles.
That must be like a free bonus.
All right, let's bring these inside.
Yeah, we live in a middle of nowhere for reals to be kind of a bomb, though.
If this place had an internet-edic perfect either way, it no matter if you're in a middle
of nowhere, not as long as you've got food in internet, you do it.
We're doing the prisons for the outside,
and now I need to follow my Christmas decorations on.
I mean, there aren't many places they could be.
We got like a shed or something on the outside?
Ooh, freeze looking rough.
Ooh, is there some moves or something to freeze up?
Where's my Christmas decorations?
Don't I got like a shed?
Oh, we do got like a little storage area.
I'll look at the little Christmas ornaments.
Okay, let's decorate it.
A while later.
I'll just finish decorating that eat something.
You know what?
I'm not even hating that looks good.
I ain't even gonna hate, I'm messing with this.
It could just use some lights.
I'm not gonna charge a magic in the vibe
that is whole crib with Christmas lights on it.
In the middle of a snowy forest,
do could you imagine a vibe?
Oh my goodness.
I don't think you could imagine the vibe.
There we go, it's not that bad after all, true.
Now let's go eat some.
Now I can finally make my egg sandwich.
Oh, blah, blah.
Now you're speaking by language, oh man, I like to be a good egg sandwich!
I'm just crap myself.
It's like eggs are disgusting.
How are you gonna hate on the very basis fabric of life?
Prepare eggs and which.
Now this place is so cozy, bro.
Look how cozy this place is. What a eggs and I see them in a door of three. Yep, um, one. I know you ain't just doing one.
Who was a steel check?
And I'm in the egg, oh, never mind.
What is doing one egg?
What are we doing?
Why are we rotating?
Is this really the best method?
It's got them crusties on its top!
I could put the bread on the table.
All right.
You ain't got no toaster.
I'll let the free of you over here.
All right.
Now what?
Is it done?
Booters crusties on it.
Am I the only one that hates the crusty part of the egg?
I think it's so nasty.
You ain't got no butter, no nothing.
It's about to be gross!
All right.
I need to light the candle before place them door at a lighter, we're lighter and I don't
want smokes or I don't know lighter right here.
There's probably one outside.
Oh, or just this, there my, I'm tripping.
No, okay, yeah.
There we go.
one.
Chair, can you believe we're about to summon Santa Claus?
It's going to work too.
It's going to work.
Who said, jam with eggs, grow your joke,
and yet that does not sound good.
Jam with eggs?
No, I'll see.
I can't mess with that.
I'm not gonna laugh.
You know, this is kind of peaceful, man.
Straight up with an egg all you need is butter, salt pepper, and much some garlic powder.
Perfect egg every time you only do no more.
The garlic powder really sticks it off, man.
Oh, my goodness, it sticks it off. What is that?
I'll maybe we're not that far from civilization, uh, anyway.
All right, we're summoning Santa.
I really doubt this will work.
I do too.
Santa Claus, I'm waiting for my present, huh?
Pick up the TV, remote.
Bro gave up instantly, close that door, it's cold.
Lie down on the bed.
during the night
GG
What is bro watching?
You watch it
Can I forget the refuel that generator again?
Bro what? I was in a millimash show!
Santa you out here? Oh Lord it is dark. Santa you out here?
GG. I just saved you a dead railed over here.
Don't kill me.
I think this will last a little more.
But yeah, I hope so, because I don't want to come out here again when it's just called it.
It's my school in my house.
Why are the candles out?
Santa, he must guess what!
Maybe I have to stand beside to fire and he won't touch me.
You can't give me a stater-fire!
It worked!
You're Santa!
I need to destroy the candles from this much will, oh, gently.
We'll just happen here.
Did the ritual really work?
I'm apparently I broke the ritual.
From that moment on, I never doubted ritualistic things again.
I also stopped celebrating Christmas that way.
When I tell this story to people, everyone laughs.
I saw it happen firsthand and I'm still laughing.
But only I know what I went through that night.
Game of the Year.
Do I love little Christmas for games, Chad?
You're not level of Christmas war games, brother. So go to good.
W game, great strange. I love y'all man.
Precates y'all for kicking it with your boy against a night.
Precates all the gift is solved. Don't know.
It's been follows. And of course, I appreciate all the staying out.
You'll have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day.
It's going to see us tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, I love tonight.
Peace out y'all.
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G!