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Cheers!
Yo!
What's going on with the child?
It was good.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have to return once more.
Get again.
What's more?
Get again.
What's more?
Again.
I repeat, gray hoodie, your little big with the five gift that your Blake it's.
Jazz, I'm bet blue, a cup.
Prince approved has Abby Ferrell.
Lena, dairy, ghost, CW, OT,
GW Subbers, man, pre-sake job.
Shout out to everybody that they go on the scale of what to do in the me here.
How's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten up in here?
Huh?
Answer it.
It's Friday.
No one ain't.
But I hate to break the news to you.
If you thought it was Friday all the way up until this point,
I hate to be the one to break the news, it ain't friday, it ain't friday yet, yet,
yes it is, it is literally Thursday, January 8th, buddy, that's what day it is.
Y'all mark you mark with the team get to thank you mark you mark with the team get to appreciate you.
But y'all wouldn't know that because y'all ain't got no job.
y'all wouldn't know that because y'all ain't got no job. It is what it is. That's life.
Y'all come on with the team, get the W, come on with the team, get the pre-sate you, come on. Thank you.
And I'm going to lose points today. Probably not going to lie. Probably. There's not a single person that's ever went point lossless.
If you gamble your channel points, you're going to lose some channel points, it is what it is.
Nobody's perfect. You know what I mean? Nobody. You'll move with the five get to thank you,
move with the five get to appreciate you.
What'd y'all do today, man?
Huh?
Y'all do anything today?
What'd you do?
Plains so were water, been there.
Hey, hey, been there, Bubba.
Absolutely have been there.
And it's nasty.
Tell you ever cleaned some similar action before, like a sewer taker song?
Man, let me tell you, it's back, GG.
GG computer explode, GG.
Chat were a mere few days away from quarantine zone release.
Oh my goodness.
We're a mere few days away. It's getting there. Yo, Ducky with the five gift and
pre-says you, Ducky with the five gift. Thank you, Ducky. Yo, swag you with the five
as well. Appreciate that swag. Yo, Sam with the five as well. W, Sam with the five and
cry with the five. Yo, W, Gifters, man. Pre-says y'all. Thank you. W, Gifters for real
Thank you, yo, okay, you're banned for that name. Thank you for the five gifted though.
You're banned for the name. Thank you for the five gifted though. I appreciate you.
I appreciate it though.
I should have streamed the whole stream with the sunglasses on, okay.
Yo, nobby with the team, get the W, nobby with the team, get the thank you.
Whole stream with the shades on.
This is here straight, chilling.
Can't see nothing.
Can't see nothing up in this bag.
I don't care.
Can't see nothing.
I don't care.
I'm chilling.
So, who was here last night when we hit 8 million followers, by the way, we hit 8 million
followers, 8 million, 4,000 followers.
You would be like that with the five gifted, the best with the five, Jew with the five,
B8 with the five, Jew, W, Gip, there's man, pre-sage, are y'all crazy for real.
God, ladies, y'all insane, not y'all with the five, oh, I want me some not y'all's.
You ever go with baseball game or something, get you some nachos, man, man, man, you
don't owe it to five, thank you, ain't nothing like some dad gum nacho action, you
Okay, Caitlyn with the fine thank you.
You know what else is good on not shows?
Hallopinos, get you some not shows,
those some Hallopinos on that thing.
May.
You're Caitlyn with the fine thank you.
You gotta be sophisticated for that though.
A lot of people are too scared to do that,
But real ones know that jalapenos, oh, not those,
goes crazy, like it actually does.
You get you just straight up man, I want some notchos,
but oh my goodness dude, anonymous with the five.
Thank you as well.
W and anonymous with the five pre-sage,
I'll secret with the five as well.
Thank you.
You know, don't you get there, Jal?
Crazy, pre-sage, Jal?
jalapenos or gas. No jalapenos are good.
jalapenos are super good. You could borderline eat jalapenos by theirself,
they're so good. Yo's zane-ling with the team, get to and zam with the five again.
Thank you. What did I have? I had something.
He...
He did.
He, he, he, he.
He, he.
He, he, he, he, he, he.
Hmm, dude.
I told John what she starts making that noise that means she's got a toy look what
she brought in here she just brought this in here she just brought this in here
she needs to bring in that thing you still have that yeah that's kiddies right now
desk keys robbing waken up man.
Or what is a treasure train by the way, huh?
What is a treasure train up in here?
Level 19, level 18, some treasure action.
You don't know what the five get to thank you.
You got some treasure action going.
You know, you know, what a thousand bits.
Hey, case order, the burgers and the bad kudium.
Happy I love it.
That's crazy.
Thank you, senior for a thousand bits.
The burgers and the bad kudium is tough, though.
Not going to lie.
The burgers and the bad kudium is tough.
Chad, do you have a burgers and the bad kudium?
That's dang hard.
If you ain't got one, you're missing out.
Yo, Boo, they may with 1500 bits, yo, mustard lightning with 10 gifted, thank you, mustard
lightning with the 10 gifted, mustard lightning.
Hey, case, strings, but don't forget, listen, three seconds, and I'm down 3,000 channel
points.
I'm tempted to go on strike from the string tonight, but I fear the death sentence that
follows.
Yeah, you should fear the death sentence, because you're on thin ice to begin with.
You're already on thin ice.
You said that you would not have to move back to India or something and you would be able
to watch the stream no more when you get over there.
So you're already on thin ice.
So you better check that attitude.
Okay.
You're right or with the five get to thank you, right or with the five get to appreciate
you.
Yo, Sophie, with the thousand bits.
hey case I just found out I'm pregnant with twins my husband is worried they're gonna
know your voice more than his also if you're looking with a gang to a
similar to check out fever me it's a challenging platform game okay I'll look
that up that's actually congratulations though it's okay if I'm alive some
twin skis some twins skis w Sophie at thank you chatter you a twin in here
How many twins we got in here?
Oh lord.
How do I see this before?
Let me see if this is worth anything.
Fee for me.
What you doing? I said full screen.
What is it?
Oh, no. A stupid death.
Also, it's kind of like, uh, what was that game I call? You had that announced or dude?
Bro, what was it? Stanley parable.
You'll all agree with the five get to thank you all be with the five get to mark with the five and messy with the 10. Thank you
Yeah, to Stanley parable chat. You remember to Stanley parable
They're spiders in it. What?
What do you mean?
This game will break you. Okay
What?
Who ever plans sucks by the way?
Reemo with the five gives you thank you.
And it's time for the Legal Review.
Looks kind of cool, is it cool?
Now that I see that, I see them both what people say it before.
Is it good?
Yo, happy birthday, Maya.
Thank you.
Have a birthday, my percentage.
Yo, son, cloud with the five Gita, thank you, son, cloud.
I'll get a play that before I know the pre-sake to double thank you.
I'll download it.
Surely there's not, surely that's like the only spider in the game, right?
Is that the only spider in the game?
I'll buy it.
I'll probably rage quit it because it looks like a game that you would rage quit is that what it's it's pretty much meant to make you rage quit
You can't see my screen, right?
Okay, if you could see my screen. Oh, oh, man. Oh
Man if you could see my screen
your XTC with the 50 gift yourselves. Oh my goodness, give me some
Ws for XTC with the 50 gift yourselves.
No one have mercy. WXTC with the 50 gift that I appreciate that. Thank you.
your Seth drums with the 25 get the WSF with the 25 get the
get the get. Thank you. WSF with the 25 for real. Thank you.
Yeah, so this is a glass is a reflecting it.
GG, oh GG, oh GG, you'll left with the tan, thank you.
Why are you wearing them?
Are you okay?
No, I'm good.
I just put them on a little bit ago.
I said, should I wear them?
The whole string, y'all said, yeah.
I ain't gonna wear them, the whole string, y'all, because I'm more into falling asleep
when they say I ain't, because I can't see them.
And we want it four or six like they see them all I ain't gonna know from a sleep or not.
I can't read the chat though. I can see you like look whatever man with the five gift that
thank you whatever man with the five gift and go go with the five gift and thank you
go go with the five gift and like right now I can be sitting here. You wouldn't know how
as a sleep or not, look. You wouldn't be able to tell if I was a sleep or not. I could
be sitting here asleep the whole time. Y'all wouldn't even know it. You'll sit
away with the team, get the thank you, sit away with the team, get the pre-says you. You
have pink eye? Bro, it's normal. I just threw them on. I started
stream without him on. Now it's too bright to take him off. I got to wear him. Now the
lights hurt my eyes. I'm cooking now. Now I got to keep him on to give him a
take my glasses off the light to bright. Dude, how's that treasure train? Still
going up in here. Yo Doc with the fog. Get the thank you. Man, move that
That day, bro, what is that?
I like to email, wait, what is that?
I don't want to give so of Nirmar.
You can't with the five, thank you cat.
So mess you with the five deep square with the five,
thank you.
I want to gamble.
We could, we could want a little bit of the gambling ring.
I want to continue the regular milk.
It's all about all that like,
that crazy stuff in that one.
not go lost. Do you snore? No, I don't. I do not snore. Absolutely not.
Riker with the five. Thank you.
The cap? Hey, look, y'all ain't got a coat. Y'all ain't got a coat.
Bill, G&G with 25, give yourselves W, G&G with the 25, give yourselves low at
half mercy.
Appreciate you, G&G with the 25, give that oh my goodness.
Lock in.
We're going to do some illegal gambling ring and then we'll play that
fever main game that I'm obviously going to rage quit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, yo cream with the 10. Thank you, cream with the 10
Sarah with the thousand bits said hey, what's good Sarah? Thank you for the thousand bits. Thank you
You know 5,000 bits from a madam bun bun, W madam bun bun with the 5,000 bits
Hope with the five as well. Hi taste thanks for laughs. It gives you a long time to teach out
I'm not my boyfriend, Rothle, for helping him be so scored.
You'll shout out, Rothle, please take him.
Lockie.
Hey.
Lockie.
Hey.
Harvey, there he is.
Newman.
Body out.
Played it.
You dover?
What's you talking about?
Unless they released a third one, and I know they did.
Look, where was I at?
No, I'm not gonna do this right now.
I'm a contidian.
What was I doing?
I was doing dynasty, right?
I was doing dynasty, and I was right here.
The atmosphere.
Okay, unfortunately, right, unfortunately, this is not a drag in situation.
But I think it's straight up Samurai's can handle this right here.
I feel like the group of samurai is handling this, not going long.
I do, that's what I think.
Send it.
Stink is a block of arrows!
We win, we win this all day!
That's too easy, what you can do.
That's just way too easy. Pay him up. Oh my goodness.
Simple mathematical equation right there is all that dope.
You sit there and you say, hey, samurai block arrow.
Let's just put a bunch of samurai out there.
They won't be able to get shot and they'll get close and they'll just kill him.
Easy.
What's next?
This will work, and the reason that this will work is because these three will be too busy
shooting these, and it'll give this guy time to shoot like at least two.
No it won't. Watch. You're gloom with the fight. Thank you.
What have I been survived?
What are you doing back here?
Let's go!
Ojo! Who was that dude when I said it one more? Exactly!
Exactly, buddy!
I told you!
You may not want to hear this.
Four dragons wins this.
Look here, Bob.
Four dragons wins this all day.
Dragon throws two dragons for these dragons for here.
Simple.
Easy money, what you talking about. Easy money, what you talking about. When it's a dragon situation, it's simply just a dragon situation. Period.
Period. Now this is not a dragon situation at all.
Okay. We're gonna need two of these and then some Samarise. This is the most perfect
You think of money ever?
Send it.
I need these to target the catapults.
This is horrible.
This is...
Oh, man, it's looking bad.
Oh no, oh no, what has happened?
Throw, you my units failed me there, that wasn't even my fault.
They did not knew they did not do the job that they were supposed to do.
That is ridiculous, man.
We can't do seals, we don't have access.
wait this is wonderful wait this is winable look at that look at the group
Let's see where I open here, fucking!
Do shoot the catapult. Oh my goodness.
Control them, now that we cheat, I only control if it's bugged, or if it's a unfair situation.
the
well the monkey king
will be monkey king
one of these
and a bunch of samurai
send it
Winner will actually win a book.
The war you stole it at! You s-sapleton!
Oh my goodness, the monkey king's actually cooking! Oh my goodness what?!
Let's go!
I've talked crazy about the monkey king before because I don't think he's that good,
but no joke he could try there.
No joke, monkey king just could try there.
I'm not fidget spinner messing up again, man.
Bro, what'd you do?
fixed it fixed it. I fear it is simply another
grand in situation. I fear it. I fear it be group of
samurai up front this is going to easily work.
This is going to ease, I'm talking easily work.
This one's really hard, but he watched this.
that was my fault that was my fault because they were in bad positions right here
if I if I put these two dragons farther back that is simply gonna be enough to win it right here
that is that is simply gonna be enough to win this chat I'm telling y'all right here
white now. Just accept. What'd you just say, buddy? You're playing with my
points and it isn't funny. Yohana. Yohana. And you're by playing with
self points. I'm over here doing my best to win. You understand?
What is this? Hey, case there's a huge bushfire warning here in Australia and I might need to evacuate.
Don't worry, I'll still watch the screen. But I can't bring my horse with me because you wish me
my cat and my horse didn't look and hope we don't turn into horse cat and human jerky.
Good luck to y'all. I hope that fire don't. I hope the fire gets extinguished quickly.
Thank you. This team is mad. No, it's not.
This is a guaranteed job.
You gotta be pissed and they right now. What are we doing now?
It's one of them. It's one of them.
Oh my goodness, you gotta be joking, okay, look at this, look at this, look at this, we're
not changing the amount of units, we're changing the locations, now we simply win!
We win now, we win now, actually.
This is it.
This is 100% I'm guaranteeing old dog right here, by the way.
I'm guaranteeing a dog.
Okay. I have a new strategy. We're taking away the dragons. Yeah, I know. Don't freak out.
Two switch-a-tiles back here where they called, watch us.
Two watch us back here.
And then just straight up giant line of Samurai up front.
Redouble!
No.
Don't say no, it's gonna work.
Remember, buddy, what part of can you see the screen?
Can you see it?
We only have access to Dynasty.
There's no Reaper, there's no DONE!
And I'm gonna work, watch.
If they get one more glory off we actually win no joke.
You gotta be fist in me right now.
What is happening?
Okay.
Are you ready for the new plan?
Two monkey kings, a whole line of firework arches, this wins.
Chat, this wins.
Does it not?
The monkey kings suck so bad, it's actually sad.
Oh my goodness the monkey came so bad. It was genuinely pathetic how bad they are. Oh my goodness
There was two woman they instantly died. That is pathetic dude
I am dude
I'm here to say this right now. The monkey king is the worst
$2,000
item in the whole game actually
No joke. I'll hear to say this right now. The monkey king is the worst use of
him. This dude should cost like maybe 800.
This works, this actually works, this actually works here.
party did to watch as many didn't work.
Is it just me or the King's, this a King's need a nerf?
is it just me, is it just me or the King's need nerfed?
There's no way they're over here one shot in the months.
There's no way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. I don't know why that didn't work a minute ago, because
multiple of our staff in this level, I try to drag in
multiple dines and I don't know why it worked
then and not now. Why don't know in our
show up? But you know what I'm saying?
Clean.
I fear that it's another drag in situation.
Yes, yes, and I got 1500 left, put one here too, put a couple of file lock archers up here, put a
Samurai up here, send it.
Oh my goodness, what beautiful cat,
tactical strategy.
Oh my goodness, are you kidding me?
Huh?
DJ, you gotta be kidding me.
There's no way we gotta deal with two minipowers.
Is this a sick joke?
This works.
knows oh my goodness it's beautiful oh my goodness it's absolutely beautiful
doing that for a starter I thought we might have been clinked but it worked out perfectly
no joke worked out I'm about as good as we could have ever wanted it to there a
a little a little to us. What is this? They got a zooms, GG. So obviously we're
front line in a dragon here. We're front line in a dragon and a group of
ninjas as well. We'll have a group of ninjas coming from this side.
You'll help me with the fight. Thank you. Send it.
the dragon literally did that all by itself are you legitimately kidding me did the
ninjas even go in where was the ninjas even they didn't even do anything the
of dragon just get it on its own.
Blame!
This is going to work, this is going to work.
The main problem that we're going to have here is the three ballistics in the back.
Other than that, I think we might be all right.
Surely we don't all die of one bullets alright?
Two bullets?
Oh my goodness, absolutely beautiful.
Oh my goodness, absolutely beautiful, channel you kid me man.
Oh my goodness, there's two zoos as I didn't even beat that.
Hate to say it, but I might have to throw a monkey king in here.
This is gonna work right here, just send it.
Oh my goodness, it's absolutely beautiful.
The amount of nodes that I saw before I started it by the way.
I saw a lot of people having absolutely no faith in that.
You're looking at your look and try to do it right now, I'm gonna laugh.
Neither of the dragons even died.
Oh, my goodness, dude.
This is just simply gonna work.
The only thing that I'm worried about is these are for Circus back here, they're going to like instantly jump on all the dragons and probably kill them.
No joke.
Send it.
Why am I alive?
Get up?
That's what happened.
Big arrows though!
No, no, what do you think is...
No, no...
No...
Braw!
How did we lose that?
This works, this works, out everything I love, this works right here.
This works.
This works. I'm dead serious.
That's too easy.
Oh my goodness, that's way too easy. I don't even think a single bunk died.
I don't even think a single bunk died there. Let's go!
Oh man, that's a lot of archers, dude.
This works, I'm serious, this works, I'm serious, the whole back line died immediately.
That's what we wanted, now we're gonna see the monsters to clean up.
Let's go!
All I needed to do, all I needed to happen were the dragons literally stay alive for like five seconds,
Just long enough to kill the backline and it literally worked
Okay, dragons will not work here
I'm putting a monkey king in there though. I'm putting a monkey king in there
Rosen ninjas in there and the rest of them are monks
I think this will work
do one dragon on dragon will actually be useless here due to all the
of the Alcaris.
Send it.
We will win those!
One dragon, one dragon, monkey king, a bunch of mocks, this works, this works, yes!
They're dragging Stad alive way longer than I thought of what this was when I'm on.
We still have a couple monkey kings alive. This is what I'm out of!
you
how do we lose that
okay I don't know what to do instead I know what to do instead
take out the monkey king throw in a watch you'll back here and throw an
I'm going to land in there. Send it. Send it. Yeah. Yes.
Bro, watch us stuff. Did you have them watching the same game we have? They're literally
go in.
Kill that draw on the wind. Kill that draw on the wind.
The watch is going to clutch this. The watch is going to clutch this.
I'm not a big closer.
My goodness, that could not have been closer.
Whoa, we barely, I told you how watch is was counted.
Who's the dude that said they suck?
They're so good.
That watcher in specific.
Yo, somebody clip that really quick.
Somebody clip that so we can literally.
So we can recognize how go to that.
Was that was the best watcher user?
a user, I have ever seen in my life. Oh, my goodness. Look at this. Look at this right here.
I want you to recognize the position that we're in right here. Look, what's going to
Let's go.
The only person alive right now is some random person that was controlling the dragon,
not a monk, just a random person controlling the dragon.
Two, a bazaar, a charlotte, and one of the dudes that was on the long boat.
3v1. It is a 3v1 and one of them is a jarrel and the jarrel's were the best things in the game.
Panda with the 5.
It takes out 2 of full flurry.
Bro, that was so close. Oh my goodness, that's aura.
Panda, thank you for 5.
I'm sorry. I don't know what else. I don't know what else. That that that you need to see there.
That is aura. No joke.
Cinema.
No!
I did a wild whisper.
The only one left is where his odds will start it.
What on this planet Earth is this?
all these poor guys.
It's nothing but a group of artists, painters.
You know what, let's make it interesting.
Let's make it interesting.
No, bro, I'm not bro, what do you mean?
There's no way you can do they even do any damage.
Y'all scary, bro.
Y'all happy? Are y'all happy now?
Two dragons get the job done again.
Two dragons gets the job done once again here.
No joke.
Easy.
What you talking about?
A, E, C.
What'd you say?
Stop using the dragon for everything.
You're actually a supplement.
No joke.
I only use a dragon when dragons are the best play to use.
Like for example, right here dragons are the best play
Why would I not?
Simply why would I not?
Now this for example
Now, Dragon's will still work here.
Dragon's will still work here, not gonna laugh.
Yeah, wait, what? Yeah, hey, I mean dude, they should position their units better
and I wouldn't use a dragon, there you go.
I mean, I mean, Bubba, look here, dude, you're nothing without dragons that's not true.
That whole last campaign, or before that one, the campaign I get to start at, what I couldn't
use dragons at whole time. And I only use dragons like why would I instinctually lose
on purpose? Why would I not use the best strategy? And I'm not fall.
Now for example, right here we cannot use dragons. It's over. Do a mammoth solo, this 100%
Let's go!
Easy. Easy strategies. Easy strategy.
Two bolistas in a man with all day.
No. Yes.
Yes.
You ain't got enough balloons to lift up the man if I hear it.
We're breaking out Zeus.
Perfect!
...
I'm going to kill you!
Bitch!
Since then, something!
Oh, my goodness, what is he doing with me?
Wait, wait, somebody there, there it is.
These were the 21st of all. They were the 21st of all. Numbers were the 5th.
This is so broken, devs. We got a nerf of all new marchers. This is ridiculous, dude.
So fight back!
Oh, my goodness, man.
You'll gas with the fight, thank you.
It's no joke, we're in a boat.
You'll dance.
Yo, devs. What are we doing with the balloon archers man? Can we can we get this under control?
Yo, devs. Let's get these balloon archers under control.
This is absolutely disgusting, and it needs to be nerfed now.
This wins. This wins. This wins. This wins.
This wins!
I'm stuck, man!
We're taking this.
This is actually ridiculous.
Gems!
What is this man?
This is Yodav's.
What are y'all thinking with this dude?
Dude, there is no way that y'all put a hundred bullet in arches
And expect me to do anything he gives this.
This is just disgusting, man.
Dog, I don't have the defense he's at. There's a multiple good who wears it here.
Keeps moving.
I don't have the defense.
This is not ridiculous!
This is unbelievable.
Don't use melee.
Bro, we have to have somebody to soak up all the arrows, bro.
That's the thing that that's the thing.
We gotta have somebody to eat all the arrows.
Monkey King, bro.
I just don't work. We try to think instantly, Dad.
Wait a minute.
firework archers that's just that's just not going to work that you know what's crazy
I think if I did that again, it would work. No joke.
This is it.
You guys, I actually want to know what y'all was smoking when y'all decided to do this.
like I'm serious. I actually want to know what y'all was smoking when y'all decided this man.
This is absolutely positively and unbelievable.
Stop using multi-cane multi-cane is not as close as we had this day.
How did you miss that bad?!
Oh, oh.
I'll tell you back to the rules!
Oh, my goodness, chaos.
Damn, I am so serious!
What were all thinking?!
this is this is this is this is this is this is this is absolutely unbelievable this is actually on a real
this on real
we won
We won! We actually won!
We won. We won. We won.
I'm just an artist! You stupid!
The whole crew will alter us on that side, Dine.
If that would just happen to both sides, we would win instantly.
I don't know what to do, I know what to do, we're guaranteed winning on this next one.
the
This is it.
So this time, this side died, the other one did.
Why is the inconsistent beast?
Why?
I am all my goodness.
This is it.
And this fact's leaving it no doubt.
This is by far been the most difficult level in the entire game.
The only other one that was close was the one with the Gatling Guns in the Wild West.
We won.
Just run, run, run, run.
There's only two on the house!
Come on!
He's gonna kill him!
Let's go, oh my goodness, I told you, oh my goodness, I told you, dude, let's go!
Lord have mercy man!
Let me see that.
It was 73% no.
Dude, cloudy and threatened are always in the gas boat.
Robbing there too. We have some insider trading going on.
Y'all!
All you gotta do is hold yes!
Chat! All you gotta do is hold yes, man!
I mean, actually!
That's all you gotta do, bro!
I've never went against the tank before.
That's nothing to drag it, can't handle.
Guaranteed. Guaranteed.
My arrow destroyed both of my dragons, dude.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Tank is immediately dead to the dragons. Oh my goodness, shout-off-off!
Huge. Huge.
GG, actually.
There is a chance I put three dragons up front and they kill the musketeers before they died.
There's a chance.
Yes.
you know, bright and booty hit bright and booty hares with the 50-50 give me some
values for bright and booty hares with the 50-50 subs thank you I appreciate that
bright and booty hares with the 50-50 thank you your band-o because you get the
I don't know what's going to happen to the boss.
Dragon's hanging a work here unfortunately.
What does work here?
You may think this is crazy, but this simply works by the way.
This simply works.
Send it.
No, Douglass, no, Douglass!
we're gonna go win a bowl win a bowl
I was the only alive
Oh my goodness he quits that he ate like four muskets
get shots at the end for the quench.
Oh my goodness dude, I thought he was doing.
No joke, I thought he was doing,
so actually,
mammoth.
Two mammoths in its over.
GG.
GG with this.
Right, we win this.
of course you lost that duber big dog we did one mammoth first is two of those guys
and he won easily why would two mammoths not be able to be a five oh I actually think if
I do that again we went I'm not to do it again no joke I'm doing it again
What are you gonna do?!
Easy is whenever right here.
I'm not trolling. I'm actually not trolling. What do you mean? Okay. What is your
The broad idea to take on five jousters, actually.
Go ahead and tell me, what's your broad idea for five jousters?
We don't have access to musketeers, you simple dude.
The fact that you're all staying dragon shows that you'll have room temperature like you, bro.
This is the end of the game.
Oh my goodness, that almost worked.
Oh my goodness, man.
What is going on?
Then we're with the five.
Do this is difficult, man.
You actually have to be kidding me. You actually have to be kidding me. You got to be kidding me.
I'm doing that again and doing that again. I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. I'm doing that again.
that one he was looking work he died
oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness
I'm sorry, but two mammoths is the way to beat this.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
I don't care what y'all say.
Two mammoths is the way to beat this.
I'm Dead Sears.
I'm about to tweak, I'm about to tweak, I'm about to tweak.
You're actually shocking how many dumb people are in here.
The fact that I'm seeing multiple people say ballistas, it's actually shocking how dumb.
You gotta be to think a ballista would work against targets that move this fast.
The ballista would never hit a shot!
Valparese?
Just absolutely dumpster!
They killed one!
With cheers, why?
You do not have access to the cheerleaders.
Big Gold, if I had access to all that stuff,
I just want to put 50 vampires in here already, and they would have ate them all.
You all crammed with the fine gift, thank you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Suzy, some bad is actually sad.
Yo, deos, I don't know what y'all were thinking.
This is more challenging than the challenge mode
and the adventure mode.
This is actually disgusting.
I don't care what y'all say.
I'll care what y'all say.
Mammoth is the moon, bro.
If the mammoth's getting so ugly,
I'm sorry, can we miss, just hit your socks!
If the men would simply hit the socks, they would wipe this easily!
You
Good job, buddy. You killed other man if I'm proud of you. You said well then
Dude, this is unbelievable
This is actually unreal to it because this the name of this game is totally accurate
battle simulator.
I'm sorry but the accuracy is not on here.
You can't tell me five dudes on a horse takes out two giant mammoths.
Back in the caveman days it took 50 people to kill a mammoth.
Five dudes on a horse ain't doing it man.
Just hit your socks. Just hit your socks. If you get a clean shot off, you won't
I'm gonna show it to you.
Why is this an issue?
I told you.
It's one guy.
What happened?
I didn't even press a button!
You're at a reset, I guess?
What was that?!
You must have all my own everything I love, I did not present a weapon.
Place a mark, shut up.
It's RNG.
What is the Stusting Animals?
Well, bro, this is unreal.
It's RNG.
This is the way to do it, bro.
And to think that they're going to try to remake Manus, they're going to remake Manus, man.
Who is? I don't know, but I know the re-making mammoths.
They were not this week.
Source just looked at up and heard the re-making mammoths.
And they're going to pull the earth off.
Because what names do is they live in the snow area,
They walk around on the snow, they pack the snow down, and it creates permafrost.
Cap?
That is legitimately how it is.
You could actually look it up, no joke.
You could actually look it up.
Oh my goodness, I'm back to the rules. My absolute mind. Devs, yo devs, I do like
linching him. It may be like growth. We've got to square up. We're not the fight like
Actually, what are you doing?
That looked like the most not dragon situation I have ever seen in my life, by the way.
That legitimately looked like the most not dragon situation, it's unreal.
Not going to work.
It's legitimately impossible for like not to work my way.
The whole map is gonna be covered in fire.
What I did, it was always the dragons.
It was always the dragons, dude. It always was one more. One more last one for
I got to play that game, it's gonna make you rage-quid.
I'll never doubt the dragons again.
You can't blame me for spamming me.
dragons when dragons are necessary. When that one level with all the
gelsters, I never use the dragons until the very end. That right there
shows me that dragons are the life right there.
Dragons are for life.
Chatted you lose or win points today.
How we looking?
Did you lose or win points today?
Now there's no, I'm sorry, I don't believe that.
There's no way the vast majority of all gained points.
I'm sorry, I can't expect you to believe that.
Somebody said I'm satisfied with today.
I finally broke a merely look here big dog.
That's bound.
How do I report for scamming?
Buddy, y'all happy birthday, Maddie, thank you.
Chats on Maddie, happy birthday, happy birthday, Maddie.
Thank you.
Lock it up, play this game, y'all, tell me to play
fever, ma'am.
How long you think it's going to be until our
rage quit?
It looks like it's going to make me rage quit, buddy.
GG.
It actually put my eye on the screen again.
Oh my goodness.
They actually put spiders in here.
What do you want it?
Why do you ask me this?
Why the meme is the first game I've ever finished and released on Steam?
Why would it truly hope you enjoy?
What does it actually say that?
Does it put your IP on the screen?
I'm dead, Sears.
Write music, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't play with me.
If I get doctst, it's on your lock-in.
Lock-in.
If it puts my IP and my blood G-pinsures on this way, it's gonna all fall.
Yeah, I'm getting the docs, I can already tell.
I can already tell, did you wash your hands all the ways?
I've never, ever used the restroom without washing my hands.
Never.
No, we're putting that on cinematic. You got me messed up.
ZG, favor me.
July 4th, 1946.
Salvador here will guide you through the tutorial.
Hola, soy secretamente un dictador fascista.
Yo, truly what a thousand bit.
It's a case of work.
They'll introduce me to my students.
I was caught either in class, so I had to come to your students.
See if they were on about.
Anyways, my students have been really crazy this week.
And I won't let you see.
You say you still don't do them.
Make them listen.
A y'all best listen to Miss C, okay, or there's going to be problems you're going to get banned from the straight
So you best listen to Mrs. C, okay, thank you
Okay, thank you so let's appreciate that
Oh, how to move this be kind of whoa the sensitivity is insane. I got turned that down y'all know the drill
The button.
That's good.
If you come back to the end, I'll find a way out.
Hey!
All right, the first actual map of the game. Good luck. Have fun. Where's my instructions? I thought you said there wasn't a tutorial.
Oh, in the, in the, the, uh, the trailer for the game, they tried to make you think you couldn't go over here, but you actually just jump on the lava and you could walk across it.
Idiots, you ain't getting me with that. I want to trailer, buddy.
What do they say?
You'll stagnant with the fight, thank you.
Now, sir, now you're going to say something.
Also, also in the trailer, when they jumped on this, it moved and it went over here.
So I'm gonna jump over here because I know that's where it goes.
Nice jump, I guess.
Are you dead, serious?
There ain't no way you about to do that every time.
Are you kidding me?
You can't be for real.
Oh, it worked!
Oh, this is easy, what's you talking about?
Here's where it was!
Told you, idiot, you wankin' me!
Second level balance, bro, come on.
I thought I was gonna rage quit this game.
What's you talking about? This is easy.
The eye cues unreal.
You were impaled by a flying bit of spikes. How quickie?
How do you expect me to get there in time?
I'm there.
Dude!
Go backwards?
No way.
Ben, everybody in there.
Ma, everybody in here.
That's too weak.
Oh my goodness, I know you're tricks now, idiot.
Careful, you should really watch your step.
Now I see how it's going to be, now I see what this is going, now it's all good, now
I saw it.
Come on, I know what you know.
Easy, I know these tricks.
But next one, they have that, they have a lava.
I got two ahead of myself, let me relax.
I got to hit him myself.
Then we relax.
I'm good.
Five get the gear minus five minus five get the butt.
I read that.
What is we're ahead now?
I'm there! That's too lazy!
How many levels are this getting like five or the most done?
This is easy, man!
Oops, I had the gravity turned off.
Okay, it's back on this time.
Is it?
Okay.
Thank you.
I thought it was lying, and not going loud thought it was lying.
That's too easy, oh my goodness!
Catch up all the else!
Oh, it's heavily implied that you were eviscerated by a soulblade.
Shut up, man!
Easy, drop me.
You can't be serious.
Oh, I had to wait. Good one, buddy.
Good one.
How many levels is that?
Like five?
Hey.
What?
What do you mean?
Huh?
Right away, choose what?
Yeah, I was in a middle of a job.
That's not what happened.
What?
Okay.
You started scared me a little bit, big dog. I'm not gonna lie.
You need to relax.
Thank you.
You?
For what?
You really don't saw me over after you interrupted me?
Middle of my job?
Don't let it happen again, Dad.
Did that fake door knocks on you two killed while you were A.F.K., I sure hope so.
you start this hey don't you start this messin' with my PC stuff don't don't you do it
bro stop stop
I'm doing that one
yo what is happening wait let me make some of my PC that you're not getting glued to the background
Trojan virus installing. Your PC will explode in five minutes.
We good.
This looks very easy. I'm not gonna lie.
Lava is indeed hot.
Dude, are you kidding me? No, I don't.
There's no way you're going to get, you know, bring the platforms back.
Don't do this now. Bring me that platforms back.
I don't need to walk across this thing.
You got to be broke. I missed one time.
And now you just want to give me a short cut across.
I fear you got me messed up.
Bring my platformers back dude.
One time?
Now I'll get my platformer back.
Really?
Dude, I missed the first time I tried it and you're really going to do this, I've beaten
Only all of these other ones, and you rip.
Oh, why did it take off without me?
I jumped again thinking it was going to make it go and it just took off.
All right, Brian, that's all good. I mad yet. They are missed. They are. They are crazy
for this right here.
Nice.
That sound was was not air before. What?
Go more?
Why are you killing me?
What's my death count, rat?
I had to jump off.
The thing is, this unavoidable death is to say my fault, chat.
These are unavoidable deaths here.
Okay.
Take me up.
Oh, thank you.
Uh, there's no way.
There's no way they would give me a level this simple.
There's no way.
There's actually no shot they'd give me something this simple.
Oh, um, and where I've spined is by the way.
What's that yellow line, dude?
I got to jump over the line.
Oh man.
Oh my goodness.
Quit with those spiders.
That is the only spider there.
We'll not go long.
What is this?
What red means you know you can stop with that attitude like stop seriously
You can stop with the attitude bro
Queen
Okay, I can do this.
Get ahead of myself, that's my fault.
I was not moving, sir.
This is this is this is this is
I was not moving. I wasn't moving.
Plain.
Beautiful.
Two easy, easiest level yet matter of that.
Let's go now.
Buddy, it's all time more than that!
I got it. I got it.
Check out it!
Oh my goodness!
Oh, I was in full state!
Oh, I could have been in full state, dude!
That's how you do it though. It's kind of like jump rope.
I'm about to get mad, but I'm not going to.
You're going to have to walk in the right?
You're mad!
Isn't actually the way to do it?
This is what I dare.
Oh, my goodness, I was right there.
Oh, well, this is awkward.
It would appear that you've taken so long to beat this map
that the turrets actually ran out of ammo.
Honestly, I don't even know who this is more embarrassing for you or me.
Let's just, uh, let's just agree not to talk about it after this.
If, um,
the rest of the time, I mean.
You know what, Dave, thank you for that. Thank you.
That's also, that's also ridiculous.
I was literally one or two attempts away from beating that right there. That's that's ridiculous
And on top of that y'all literally took the platforms away the first time I messed up that lava jump for real
GG it's a memory game
I'm sorry.
You weren't?
What?
More?
Two?
Three?
Four?
Don't touch the yellow line. I'm not
The same thing's happening when I calls it you dummies you'll ever call me dumb
When it's three go to four
No, with the line disappeared.
Yes, I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
I did it.
This is it, this is it, this is it.
That's too lazy.
That's too...
Y'all are giving me a y'all...
Y'all...
I'll give it to me a challenge, big old buddy, buddy, buddy.
I have 136 IQ, I'll test it a couple weeks ago.
No.
Yeah, I am.
You don't even want such a sprains or family who might enjoy the game?
No, no, no, no.
Did you know there are multiple secreted in each of this game?
No, I didn't.
Did you eat before playing the game today? No, I didn't.
Is you shower today? Yes, I did.
Did you shower yesterday? Yes, I did.
Were you shower tomorrow? Yes, I will.
Are you subscribed to Vista? I'm not subscribed to anybody.
Can you ever watch anime? No, I have not.
You think you're a good person?
Yeah.
You do everything, yeah?
Have you ever done anything illegal?
Yeah.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
aside from the eating part yes but i'm gonna say yes
no absolutely not no
absolutely not no
I can't move it backwards.
That's too easy.
Oh my goodness, I was right on the break.
Oh my goodness!
I was cooking now!
I'm not a game.
Is this seriously another spider?
Bro, stop.
I need you to see me predict the second one.
No, I didn't jump at the-
You also how clean that was I predicted the second one now
I'm here. I'm here. I'm not alive here. That's easy. I'm here
Oh no.
Wind tunnel!
No!
You have to go to the field!
Same side, definitely what we're trying to do.
There's a splatu jump scare
Be careful, yeah, thanks for taking your band.
Thanks for taking me down after it happened.
You will know that you were dealing with them.
That's easy.
That's easy, let's go.
That's easy.
For legal reasons, I have to specify that this is steamboat Willie.
Not the other guy.
Okay.
What'd you do?
Oh, it's red light green light in a way.
You play it too much.
Wait.
For legal reasons, I have to specify that this is Steamboat Willie,
not the other guy.
No.
Wait.
EZE!
Look right, we're gonna stop.
set me up for right here. There's a lot of steps. I don't know what to read as well,
Is it for real?
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
Okay, I get it the first 30 seconds. Why is it still going?
Dude.
And you're still gonna kill me?
Well, that was certainly an elaborate way to die, wasn't it?
Big juicy with the tent, thank you.
That button is clearly blue.
It's in!
Okay.
Ugh.
That button was clearly labeled blue.
Pay attention.
Are you... are you cheering me?
So as this one, please, okay, I will, if you didn't say spider says, hey, hey, buddy,
you're going to have a problem. I promise you. Y'all mean you're going to have a
Are you kidding me?
Dude!
Sorry, I saw you.
Oh, no spider, thank you so much.
Okay.
No more spiders, right?
What is this?
What is the dev in here?
Now to see the dev types, something in here, you'll be gone.
We go have a problem.
You really go put spiders in this game?
Oh, I like that little decor though.
How many leaves of the bamboo plant have?
one two this is disgusting, by the way, one two is that just one two three four five?
It is heavily implied that you were impaled by spikes.
I mean, what is that? I don't understand the least situation.
One, two, three, four, five, six or six leaves on there.
Six leaves.
Lock in.
Yes, there was.
It's said previous. Oh, you're deaf. You are evil. You understand me? You are evil.
All right,
What color was the vase the bamboo plant was in?
Where's gray hat?
Where is gray?
of
five by the way, yo, Vic, which 25 give this up,
yo, give me some W's for Vic with the 25 gift.
Thank you.
So, that W Vic, with the 25 gift that I appreciate you.
Okay, what is it going to be this time?
What?
No question, okay, I could bring you.
What's up with the music?
How do I what's up with the music?
Was that a spider driving the house?
That's too easy, nerd.
Oh my goodness, I forgot to jump again.
And I'm swinging up in here, bro.
This game messes with your mind.
And it makes you forget the simple stuff you need to do.
I'm telling you.
I guess the obligatory maze level, no game, would be complete without them, or am I thinking
of water levels?
No, I don't want to do no maids.
No, it's just going the same direction every time.
Am I going anywhere?
Where's this take of me?
If that would have been a daily end, we're going to explain where we're going to stop.
You
I thought there was two directions, okay, I'm going this way.
They wouldn't do that again, will they?
do that again, right?
I hear the end of the level.
Chad, I hear it.
No way I just did that.
I- what- how did you even walk into that?
Were you on autopilot or something?
Not getting already.
Do I have to go the left direction?
was a button on the left. Was there actually no way there was a button on the left?
the other left? Are you dead serious? I have to go by the spider. Are you kidding?
Oh, chastown.
I gotta go by the spider.
Oh, dude, I'm not a puke.
Dude, I'm not a puke.
I'm not a puke.
I did it.
The Spyder's name is Dave.
Dave. Well, we we need to have Dave killed. We won. Bro, how is X-ray mode going to help me when I can't see the walls, dude?
Bro, wait, I don't know where the walls are now.
I can't revert it!
I can't revert it back!
Press Y, in work, yo-damn, y'all are insane for this, dude.
All right, I'm over it. There's the exit.
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What?
Everything's reversed. Oh my goodness. My mouse is reversed. Oh
My goodness
What I looked left it looks right when I look right it looks left and it's like brah
okay that's cool shout out to you speedrun huh and about to beat my speedrun
I'm actually doing good for reverse mouse not a lot are they are you serious
Rotate your mouse. Oh my goodness. You're a genius. I
Just turned my mouse upside down. Two can play a dad game damn
Hey, dad, two can play a dad game, buddy
it re-reversed you thought you was going to get me huh it re-reversed nope
they're here spider
not good
clay
shout out to that person that sent him to do that you're a genius
they can't be this simple
It can't be this simple.
Look, look, look what they have to say.
I look what they have to say.
It grows a nerd, look at it.
That was actually an intended solution.
It tells you to try after you die once by the way.
You ain't getting me ain' buck.
I broke your game, admit it.
I admit I broke your game admit I'm the go to this game I ain't bought admit say tell me I'm the go to this game I ain't balk you know why I
That ain't happening.
Not going to allow, I'm going to want to race with him.
Hey, not going to allow?
Game of the Year, though.
Game far.
Easy, Joe. Why am I lagging?
Why am I lagging?
Sorry for the systems back out?
You're one-on-one lagging!
Dude, is this one of the game designed to, are you kidding me?
Dude, this is ridiculous!
Oh my goodness!
I grew up playing on 10 megabits per second or less internet, you can't get me.
Let's go. I'm used to the latency. I played 2K.
Queen.
Okay.
I got this first shot right here, watch first shot.
Come on.
Oh
Pick your favorite color. Don't see the color you're looking for contact our customer support by taking the elevator on the left
My favorite colors yellow
That's too bright yellow, though
Now that that yellow is too bright
I might have to go to customer support actually
I need a lesser brighter shade of yellow hey
Is this gonna bring me to a spider bring me to customer support?
W Taran, it's sad though.
How long is this elevator, man?
You know what it's saying to you, it's turning me into a camera.
I'm yes my favorite color was not on the wall or not on the
You got that so need customer support out there.
Good one.
You gotta be! Just like customer support, the part about being a brick wall I mean,
not the giant spider that kills you.
I should have known that or I should have just accepted it and chose yellow like a good boy instead of
Daring to go to customer support when it's home to go to customer support. It's not favorite color wasn't on the board
clean
Fine, I'll choose the lighter shade of yellow
Wait, this wasn't here before. Was this here before?
Pick my least favorite color?
I kind of miss what all these.
Not a real big fan of this one. It's kind of, I don't know, not a-
I probably go this, honestly, is my least favorite here.
Seas you're warning, by the way.
Truly beautiful.
I'm gonna die.
Kill me.
Are you okay, make me do this?
I'm talking about everything I love, I am.
On everything I love, I'm talking about, I'm talking about everything I love, I am.
Right side, at least we get to spend longer in this beautifully constructed room.
Bro, you, yo, you are crazy for the head!
Okay, I'm honestly getting a headache watching this next.
Oh my goodness, thank you, man.
Hey, thanks for the warning at least.
You gave us a warning.
You probably just killed half the chateau.
They thought I wouldn't look behind me.
They really thought I wouldn't look behind me there.
You thought I was going to walk all the way down that morning?
A dangerous cube chases you.
Each time you successfully jump to the next platform, your score goes up.
How high of a score can you get?
Don't give up. I believe in you. Truly, I mean it. I think if you can manage to get to 100 points, you'll get...
Oh, get what? Okay, let's go.
Why was it red that time? Are you serious?
Why did that kill me?
You don't have, there's no way you'll expect me to get a red one.
You never know what to expect, man.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm not about to get mad.
What?
I was moving.
Get foot nest, idiot. I don't broke your game again. You really thought I was going to...
You broke out already. I honestly thought that would have taken you longer to figure out.
Nope. I didn't even finish building this section of the map yet. Just a moment.
You got the U.S. live service game.
This is how live service games are supposed to work, W.S.
Alright, there we go.
You could've just gave me an easy platform to walk across.
You had to give me a thing, really.
Why? Why did? Oh, I think I love her job.
You gotta be kidding me.
Oh, you broke out already?
I honestly thought that would have taken you longer to figure out.
I didn't even finish building this section of the map yet.
Just a moment.
Go to your nerves.
I should've figured I'd send this over and over again
to make y'all just put extra work in.
Alright, there we go.
Plane.
Oh, silly me. I forgot the exit.
Hey. We need to have a talk. You're playing through this game way too fast.
Oh, it's hard to believe you're taking anything in
that the pace you're going at.
That's so with that in mind, here is a door
that will only open four hours from now.
You'll thank me later.
What?
I don't know if you can't be serious.
No, there's actually no way you're for real.
Change the time on your PC.
Wait.
Oh, that's showing real time!
You're about to get finessed.
I'm changing the time on my PC. You're about to get finessed. Oh my goodness, you're getting finessed.
What time should I put it at?
Put it, January 9th, 5am, 5am.
Thank you for your patience.
In return, I've got an exciting new feature waiting
He's getting the next amount of solution.
I did it!
I like to turn my clock back, okay, good, thank you.
See, Dave, you can't outsmart me.
Dave, you can't outsmart me.
Wait, go through first.
You're right along.
up and now we're not further ado the next addition to the game are you ready?
Let me go set my clock back real quick.
Chad, you see me finesse.
Chad, did you see me finesse the dives right there?
Nobody in chat told me to do that.
Nobody in chat told me to do it.
I thought of that on my own.
And I'm lying.
We unlocked a new feature.
Eat a crouch.
There's going to be a spider in here, huh?
Dude, there's going to be a spider in here, huh?
I mean, I couldn't have made it more obvious what was going to happen there.
You can really only blame yourself.
I called it, you're not smart!
Maybe this time we'll try crouching.
You know, that thing that I deliberately added into the game just now.
You made it to work and stand up in that area. Why would I?
Next up, a double jump power-up. Now we're talking.
I'm going to go grab breakfast.
Are you serious?
I'm really about to get it right now.
Stop.
That's so lazy!
No!
Travelling air, that's all it is to act trial and error.
Oh my goodness!
Okay, I'll admit, so far, these new additions have been a bit dry.
Shoulda charged money for the jumping double jump and crouch DLC.
I'll get a he's a dry and put a swimming pool here.
Good one.
Can I swim in this?
Is this safe?
Okay.
Okay. Easy level. Easy level.
Okay, what about vehicles?
Me?
Yes, me?
This ain't self like a 1984 F-150, this means a piece of junk!
And this is far too pramped, this won't do at all.
What you need is a nice living room to drive around here.
What you do is...
Ah, that's much better.
Are you kidding me?
Ah, this is one of them.
Just kidding me.
And this giant box for you to drive around you.
One might even call to the sandbox game.
Sorry.
Balfe.
I'm just going to walk.
Is that, is that where I need to go?
That looks like it's 100 miles away.
We'll be there in about 45 minutes.
First person to ever flip the car by the way, do I was just trying to reverse and go back
and I lost control because the camera was weird.
Almost there though.
We're almost there.
We made it.
Wait seriously, you're already done,
but you haven't even been playing five minutes.
You know, some games are literally just this,
driving mindlessly for hours and nothing else.
True, but you're telling me you're already done.
I flipped the car. I don't really have much of a choice.
I mean, I turned the car over. I'm sorry.
Did I make it?
A, W level though, not going a lot.
I just don't get it. What do you want from me?
I'm not complaining, you need to stop me in some sense of it.
I didn't even complain!
Okay, I have thought long and hard on this.
And I see it all so clearly now.
What?
The game has a severe lack of player agency.
And to address this, I think I've come up with something we can both appreciate.
This next game mechanic needs no introduction. Enjoy.
What?
Mickey!
Yes! Yes! Oh, God! Yes!
This is what the game has been missing.
Why my leg?
The only way this could be any better is if we had a moving target.
And I know exactly where to find one.
What do you mean?
Do you remember that pesky spider that's been tormenting you through the entire game?
Well, I've made him completely harmless and trapped him in the next room, now, is your chance for revenge.
Is it really?
Completely harmless?
Don't shoot it one.
And there it is. Now the spider is at your mercy.
No. Why?
What are you waiting for? Shoot it. Shoot the spider. Quick. Before it gets away.
No. Why? I said to shoot the spider. Not save it. Now it got away.
and for what? To spite me? No?
Or because you have some kind of vague moral compass, fine.
But it seems like such a tragedy to let such an innovative feature go to waste.
So if you won't shoot a spider, maybe you'll shoot a geopolitically insensitive spider.
I will see you in court, buddy.
Is that 63 deaths actually how many deaths I have?
Oh, Game of the Dead Game!
If somebody tuned out for three minutes came back, they would not believe this is the same game I've been playing.
The music!
I'm talking!
Secret passage!
I'm here for you!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
The case is called for a sphere.
No, they're pixelated and they got guns.
Tune!
Are you for reals on making you redo this?
You really make me redo that?
You won't, for that!
I didn't have an option!
Nothing yet has made me rage quit I won't now.
Wait what?
What's going on?
I'm here! I'm here!
Look at him shots!
I'm here.
Chattamburg band.
We got 70 thought health. We're good. Go through all the secret passages.
Do I gotta go through all the secret passages to win?
And be 40!
How do I get past this level man?
It ain't 19-70 now more
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Can I die these?
Check, can I die this fight when I come up?
Side step one
Wait, this is the end of the game. No stop
Quick scope them you see that
There's a secret passage in there open it first
This game looks good. Let's just look at the action
Oh
I'm layman
Wait, do I walk straight over this?
who the fuck you actually got to be kidding me don't make me do that again
I got a good son.
You were supposed to go over them. I thought they were swollen me
Check this is yet guaranteed. I'm Steve running in here
Spade running
Oh, holy.
Holy.
Shit, this is it.
I got it this time.
This is the real mysterious.
Holy.
The music on the way to the wall.
The music on the wall.
The music on the same like three second movements, killing me.
I'm dead!
No, I took a lot of damage!
Clean!
No, I keep drinking here!
Oh, I got it just gone.
This was not a cleaning run.
Oh, God.
I'm taking it in.
I got it.
Oh, thank you so much, I'm so glad to be out of there. Oh, my goodness, thank you.
What you in this game, both need now, are thrills not frills. So let's raise the stake
shall we, clearly, death has become meaningless in this game now. So from here on out,
if something only kills you, consider yourself lucky. In this map, you have to climb all
the way to the top to proceed. And if you fall, you start all over again. And before
you ask, there are no checkpoints. Good luck.
Oh, no, that was almost close.
I was about to halfway up.
I'm gonna have a stroke.
This is the worst thing I've ever done in my life.
This is no one forever.
This is the worst thing I've ever done in my life.
This is absolutely disgusting.
Save me from this nightmare.
I think this is never ending.
This is disgusting.
Sure.
It has to be close.
It's right there, it's right there, I've seen the light.
I feel like I'm not getting any closer.
This is a clone.
This is a getting clone, sir.
All right, come on.
You got this.
Lock in.
This isn't even that hard.
I've already put you through way worse than this.
Just die again, it'll tape you.
You gotta be kidding me.
was it 3,000 for a minute there? I legitimately thought it was just happening forever.
Oh, my goodness.
I got it.
Check out I can do it for real.
I can do it for real.
I can't believe I got all the way back by and y'all sold me.
I'm actually sick to my stomach.
I'm looking for the gap to give me a hand out. You've given me a hand out on other levels.
Let this be the same.
That is that is disgusting. I can't believe that happened.
Checking you all believe that.
I can't let go over the chat, it's probably a good thing because I probably end up
much slot roll in the row.
Type one if you believe.
I'm in slow state.
At the very end, I hit my head on the next platform.
And it made me fall down.
We're one third away there almost.
We got it.
Oh my goodness almost messed up again.
I'm one HP from the last one, I'm not gonna be able to get it.
Can we move this along please?
Press T. That don't do nothing.
Press T now. It's not doing anything.
Die one or two more times.
Humanoid himroid with the five key of the...
I remember when I told you I believed you could do this.
I love just like she did to me deserve not a lot deserve for this
Pressing team right now things
Should I try to die again?
Yes
Okay, don't we found it down a dial per percent
Chad, I think all are trolling me.
All right, bro, now.
If you're really this awful at platforming,
I can just teleport you to the top if you want.
It'll kind of ruin the artistic vision I was going for,
but quite frankly, this is just painful.
So if you've had enough, just press T to teleport.
Artistic vision.
Buddy, I made it all the way to the 3000 foot mark and fell off.
You don't talk about an artistic vision.
I did it. It was 399 feet. Oh my goodness. What height was I was so locked in? I couldn't even pay attention anything.
What height was I at when I fell?
I was that high I wasn't 2700 y'all got to admit though I was insanely I wasn't
insanely locked in. You got to admit, chat dude, I was so locked in, bro. And then
What happened was I hit my head and it made me fall?
What is this?
I think I was really onto something in the previous map, so let's push the boundaries
Even further.
You must pay.
Hold on a minute.
What?
I didn't even get to explain the obstacle.
I so painstakingly made for you.
Anyways, as I was saying, you must traverse over an asset pit that deletes your saved files.
Should you fall in?
Wow.
Not even the slightest bit of hesitation.
Are you really that, emotionally uninvested at this point?
Do you really want the game to be over that badly?
Alright.
You want a finale?
I'll give you a finale you'll never forget.
Why?
Why is he being like this?
You literally said
You literally said it deletes my say file if I fall in.
Why would I want to do that?
And he got a figured that I jumped over the acid pit that he put in the game.
Buddy, you need to go and look in the mirror.
You know, why is it getting darker? You need to stop.
Oh, squeaky.
You, damn. Okay, I apologize for jumping over the acid bit. Can you relax?
Dev?
What is happening?
Why did it come to this? The grand finale.
Okay.
And it's time for the big reveal.
Reveal.
That button you just pressed wasn't for a final boss fight.
It was for something much much worse.
What is that?
It was for a bomb countdown sequence.
This bomb won't kill you.
It won't even delete your safe file.
No.
When it goes off, it will completely destroy your copy of the game.
Forever.
No!
It'll be soft-style.
But to be sporting about it, I'll give you a way to disarm the bomb.
It's a 5-digit passcode that was randomly generated the first time you ever launched the game.
The best part is not even I know it.
How about this? I'll give you a freebie before I even start the clock. Go ahead.
Are you serious to our clone?
Check what? Check the game files. I don't know how to do that. I don't want to do that.
No! I don't want to die!
So if I go into the game files in this game, it'll have the code.
It really deletes the game.
What does it seriously?
I'm turning in the hacker mode.
I'm going to go into the files of the game and try to find this.
I'm doing it.
Charon doing it.
Fever main, manage properties, installed files, browse files, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Okay, I find it. It's not there. GG. GG. I'm losing the game forever.
Keep you waiting a minute, content, wait a minute, I don't know, it is what it is.
Oh, what a shame. It was nothing in Clips Chat that was no code. You're saying Clips are no reason.
Do there's no way.
I mean, one in a hundred thousand odds, sure it's incredibly unlikely, but it's not impossible.
Crazy things have happened after all.
Top Ranger Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning seven different times.
It survived.
I lived.
Trilion Gimther, who ironically was a statistics professor at Stanford University,
on the lottery four times.
Now it's your turn. Just get really, really lucky. It's that easy.
Surely, if you just keep punching away, if it keep hard as fast as you can, you can eventually
wait, no.
Yikes, I'm just running a number of them, man.
It's not looking good.
Assuming the bomb doesn't automatically detonate from too many failed attempts.
If you were to enter in a different passcode every two seconds, nonstop.
You'd still take almost three entire days to try every possible combination.
So that can only mean one thing, guessing the past goal is not an entirely solution.
What's the solution?
Back to life.
Now you're probably thinking, okay, then that must mean there's a clue.
Perhaps the past goal is simply hidden somewhere, but where?
There is nothing to interact with, besides the key.
Pay it everybody in here!
The reason is the reality became to set in for you now, or do I have to spell out for you?
The past code was again hidden somewhere.
But not here, I secretly scattered each digit of the past code throughout the game.
You were doomed from the start.
The fact you're hearing is dialogue right now.
Means you were unworthy of an ending any better.
better. The attribute was a good ending, a real ending. But as even you can probably imagine
this isn't it, it is and will like the guy I need you pretty much. And that's okay.
You aren't a nun. Nive of this, you're good enough. It sucks doesn't it? Being vulnerable,
As in your guard down, only for you to regret it, believe me. I know. We all wish we could do it back.
For a simple time, a fake floor was inspired us, and with every passing second,
those moments are pushed further and further into ether.
Suck us, we did the worst of it!
Take these last moments, to make peace with it. It's all you can do, it's all I can do.
It's all anyone can do.
After all, no one can turn that look.
Wait.
Did it actually uninstall the game?
It did not install the game.
You mean you wasn't going to be.
You can do this. You can't do this.
what? What was that? If you change the clockback you can play it again. Wait, is that the
only way you can ever play the game again? But what happens if I turn it back?
I need to get the replay it.
Should I change my clock back like 10 minutes?
What do this game is actually? I am so glad I've played this. This game is legitimately insane.
Okay, I just stayed in time. Y'all think? I'll sit at back 20 minutes. How about that?
with the five. Thank you.
January 9th.
And I'm gonna set it back to like 12-19 a.m.
Oh my goodness it worked.
What?
Oh my goodness, Lock-in.
Can I change my clock back now?
I'll just wait to do it.
Look for a digit. Look for a digit. Look for a digit.
The last spike isn't real, wait what?
to
do I don't do this now
There's one missing one.
A do this game is so I can't believe how good this game was.
You think I can walk through this?
Wait for a long time.
No way.
This game is actually crazy.
8 2 8 2 8 2
8 2 I'm glad you'll play this or see if somebody play this work because there is no way
bird digit.
Oh no, not this one again.
yet.
to zero leafs.
Eight to zero for an old leafs on it.
Chad, do you think we got this right?
Okay, I'll admit, so far, these new additions have been a bit drawn, I wonder if it is
level.
I bet I can swim through the bottom or something.
It has to be something to do with this. You get a turnaround. I can't help but notice
you've been underwater for a significant amount of time. I didn't bother properly
incorporating drowning because I didn't think you'd actually be here this long. Please
Please resurface for air before you crash the game.
Please, please go up for air.
I can't need you.
A later way of life, thank you.
What was the code actually?
Do I go down here?
I can't go down there
I don't know what the code is.
Come with the code.
Zero.
Eight-two, zero, zero.
I can't believe I'll hit death this game as actually.
You home, what?
820-00 should I go back and double check and make sure I didn't miss nothing.
We're 100% sure on 8-2, right?
Did I see all the souls?
8-2-0-0.
There were three souls.
Last digit.
Okay, I have thought long and hard on this, and I see it all so clearly now, the game
has a severe lack of player agency, and to address this, I think I've come up with something
we can both appreciate.
This next game mechanic needs no introduction.
Enjoy.
Yes, yes, oh, God, yes.
I gotta choose the Spyder and I'll be missing.
The only way this could be any better is if we had a moving target.
And I know exactly where to find one.
Do you remember that pesky spider that's been tormenting you through the entire game?
I'd made him completely harmless and trapped in his bearer.
Now, is your chance for revenge.
And there it is.
Release them again?
No.
I'd better.
Why?
Mercy.
What are you waiting for?
Shoot it.
Shoot the spider.
Quick.
Before it gets away.
What's the number?
No.
Why?
I said to shoot the spider.
Not save it.
Now it got away.
And for what?
To spite me?
Or because you have some kind of vague moral compass.
Fine.
but it seems like such a tragedy to let such an innovative feature go to waste.
So if you won't shoot a spider, maybe you'll shoot a geopolitically insensitive spider.
No, you got me messed up. I'm not doing this in here.
No, there's actually no way you want to be a dude this again.
Are you dead serious? You're kidding!
You're kidding!
Is the number in here?
I should have shot the spider off!
Oh my goodness dude!
I'm sitting my stomach.
Behind the spikes, there's a code.
Oh, in this map.
Okay, I got it.
But I got this.
Just guessed the last number there's only 10 options.
You can't cheat your way through whatever aspect the life button grow up.
Aim still crispy, though it was over here, right?
You can't be called to hide your machine in games now.
So what's in here behind this likes?
I'm just gonna sidestep.
Here we go.
This is exactly it.
How many shots did I just take?
Now I'll just beat the level, yeah.
Hey man!
Oh, you must be fissing me.
A2, 0, 0, 2 is the code, right?
8202. Where was the other secret Dolarra? The music's frying me, not the music's
I'm not gonna laugh.
It's in here.
All right, we got enough, let's go.
We do this all.
When should I redo the sol when low key?
I'm not sure about the least one either.
We do Bobbomb, yeah.
So we think the code is 8202.
And we're unsure about 2 and 0.
Let's do a more check the stall on.
You gotta be this, it's heavily implied that you've got a viscerated by a soul blade.
Out.
Now we wait, yo chat, game in a year for real, I was not expecting this game to be
It is good. No jokes, Steve.
What's it actually between saws and then we went back for nothing?
it was too
a dozen heard to double check though it doesn't hurt
I want to say it's 82002.
Third. Is the third one the one with the tree?
Yes it was.
That's the zero, that's just the zero, that's just the zero, it's just the zero, it's
It's 82002.
It's either 211.
Yep. Are you ready, chat?
Are you ready?
Do we have the other options that it could be?
82002 maybe 82002 yes it's either 82002 or 82002 and it's time for the big reveal
I'm not going to kill you.
Yes.
Lock in. We got it.
Please tell me we gotta drive.
Wasn't for a final boss fight.
It was for something much much worse.
It was for a bomb countdown sequence.
This bomb won't kill you.
It won't even delete your safe firelocking.
No.
When it goes off, it will completely destroy your copy of the game.
Warking, forever.
You'll be soft-style.
But to be sporting about it, I'll give you a way to disarm the bomb.
It's a 5-digit passcode that was randomly generated if it just weren't for a game.
The best part is not even I know it.
How about this? I'll give you a free game before I even start the clock.
Go ahead.
You did it.
But if I don't get my happy ending, why should you?
Because I did it?
What is that?
I'm sorry.
Goodbye. What?
What are you doing?
You see, originally when I was working on the ending to this game,
I thought I was going to have the spider you spared from earlier come and save the day.
But as of the time of this recording, I am going through an extremely depressive episode right now.
My girlfriend left me for one of my own twitch viewers in the same month as someone in my family being diagnosed with cancer.
So quite honestly, I just want to finish the game.
So, jump down below for one of the hardest boss fights that ever exists, and when you can beat that, we'll call it a day.
Salvador will do. I'll just retroactively make it, so he was secretly a fascist dictator all along.
You know, put me through too much. I'm skipping that boss. Why you got me messed up.
You've got me all the way messed up. I, uh, you know, put me through so much with this game. I'm gonna go straight to the credits.
Try it.
What am I even supposed to do?
I can't believe it.
Why didn't you want to fight that boss with no weapon?
What?
Yo, Emily with the five yo.
That was insane.
Game of the Year, not gonna lie.
She didn't have a weapon, dude.
It was meant to do that.
Wow, bro carry, look at that.
Bro did everything.
That was actually cinema though chat right then on a scale of one to ten that was actually cinema that was wild
That was legitimately that was a great. I was not expecting it to be that to be that in death
No joke
Chat dare I say it dare I say game of the year again
Dare I say it
Actually, that was that was like I thought it was just gonna be a game. I brain's quit it in like 15 20 minutes
But it wound up being like a really good game all the way through that was actually go to no joke. That was really good
Game of the Millennium
W game
Great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey
We say y'all for kicking it when you boy against a night
I appreciate all the get this subs. Don't those bits follows and of course I appreciate all y'all
But it's ain't out any. Don't have a good rest y'all tonight. Have a good day tomorrow
See y'all tomorrow. Love y'all man. I peace out y'all