Thug it's die will am cup
Nora the
Portchop greasy Maddie fury just rain
Oz Kat Montana W. Subbers man appreciate y'all shadows everybody's day gonna scale a water tail. Let me hear it. Ah
How we doing on a scale of one to ten
Up in this thing buddy
Huh how we doing up in here right now as we speak I
Just saw a first-time chatter say wearing a thong. Thank you for letting us all know
Yeah. Yeah. What was the cough drop counter yesterday on stream? Did y'all count them?
I think it was around here. It actually wasn't that many of them. Not gonna lie. I actually
don't even remember. Bro, what's up with the face cam, man? There we go. Oh yeah, we back.
I'm probably going to need more today because my voice is worse than yesterday.
It's bad out here, buddy.
Polar bear with the 10.
Let me see how many I got in my inventory right here.
Uh-oh.
I fear this is not going to be enough.
Maybe it will actually.
I got this many.
I don't know how many that is.
Hold on.
Nine of them.
That ain't gonna cut it, bro.
Only got nine of them things.
I don't think that's gonna cut it up in here.
I need at least a 30 piece at least you know what I mean?
Yo Stanley with the five, appreciate you Stanley with the five.
Thank you.
Chat what y'all do today man, huh?
What did y'all do today chat?
Y'all do anything interesting today?
Did you?
Of course you didn't.
You stayed in the house all day in your room, just sitting there, playing a video game,
laying down, doing nothing.
That's exactly what you did.
And you know it.
You ain't got a lie to me.
They're the person that said they went roller skating because I know you lying.
You did not go roller skating, bro.
Y'all know a fun fact about roller skating, actually.
My dad was legitimately semi-professional at roller skating.
My dad and his brother could do the craziest stuff because my dad's dad owned a skating
rink and my dad pretty much grew up working in the skating rink and so they skated all
all the time, bro, my dad, he can skate backwards.
He can do like, I'm talking some of the craziest stuff ever.
It's so strange.
It is crazy.
I remember way back in the day when I was a kid,
yo, Stanley with the five, Jake with the 10,
Lulu with the five.
I'll never forget it, bro.
Are you good at it?
No.
There is a piece of lost media somewhere.
It's not on the internet, but it's on a home footage.
This was way back when Justin Bieber first got popular, and it was popular to hate on him.
And that his hit song, Baby, just came out, I was in a skating rink.
And there was a video, I think it was either my dad or my mom filming me.
I was sitting there roller skating, and Baby came on.
And I was like, oh, why is this song playing?
Instantly fell over and face planted right after.
I'll never forget it.
My mom still has that video somewhere. I'm sure
Yep, I'll never forget it dude
Tell y'all
I'm telling y'all bruh. I was like I was like maybe like ten
Something like that
Court with the five there was also another video. I almost broke my leg. I
Was in my backyard
At my parents house. I was like maybe ten
We had like this little thing where you hang clothes on and I was like swinging from it with my hands and I swung forward and my grip slipped and I landed backwards and it looked like my leg snapped in half and I limped towards the camera and picked it up and cut it off.
Yep, show did.
did. Show did buddy. I was like maybe 10 in that one. Maybe 10 years old. That skate, the one
where I was skating was funny though. I'm not gonna lie. As soon as that Justin Bieber song came
on, I was like, man, what is this point instantly? Because you know, on the front of the, you know,
on the front of roller skaters, that big rubber stopper there so you can stop it caught and I
I just instantly fell forward and face planted.
Show did.
Show did buddy.
But anyway, bro, my dad and my dad's brother literally,
I remember being a kid,
they would go roller skating together.
They would do like a thing.
I don't even know how to describe it.
They could do like a duo skate trick thing.
I don't even know how to describe it. It was the craziest thing ever.
I don't even know what the move is called. What's it called dad?
If you know what the move is called, I can look it up and they used to do that.
I'm like, bro, why are you all so good at skating man?
I remember every time we would go to the skating rink or something like that,
everybody else in the skating rink would be like,
eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
But you know, you know, you know how it is going to a skating rink.
Most people there suck and they're barely moving and then they're just be my dad skating
backwards at double the speed of everybody going in a circle around everybody.
And like every time we went there, it was insane.
It was insane.
Like the whole bill would be looking at him as like, bro, you should have went and been
a skater or something.
Yep.
So would he be duty in like actually or farming in them skating rinks?
No joke.
It was insane.
And every time somebody would bring like a camera, he'd be the cameraman because he
could skate backwards and film whoever was skating.
It never failed.
Actually insane.
Literally, like insane.
That's that old timer stuff though, man.
That's all they had to do back today was go to a skating rink.
They didn't have no video games and stuff back in the day.
Back in the day, he was actually forced to go outside.
That's why nowadays you'll be surprised
when an older person can do like crazy stuff.
It's like, yo, why can you do this?
It's like, well, back in the day,
they couldn't stay inside and play video games all day,
so they actually developed cool stuff that they could do.
Like actually.
And nowadays, it's like, hey, man, what's your talent?
Like another crazy talent.
My mom can do the craziest moonwalk I've ever seen,
believe it or not.
I should have asked her to do it on stream
when we was doing the cooking stream.
My mom can literally do the smoothest moonwalk
I've ever seen in my life.
She can literally glide across a floor
and it looked like she floating with the moonwalk.
She tried to teach me how to moonwalk when I was a kid,
I can't do it.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I'm talking fast moonwalk.
I'm not talking about like a barely moonwalk.
I'm talking like a moonwalk like straight across.
So good.
Not me though.
So what can you do?
Make it to where they ain't gotta go to work no more.
I did my part, big dog.
They can do that stuff.
I did my part too.
So yeah, we good.
Hey, I did my part.
I could do a nasty worm though back in the day.
I could bust out a crazy worm maneuver.
I'm talking dude, I could do the worm like crazy, man.
Toasty with the five and shadow with the five, thank you.
I could do a worm ski bro for real.
Please don't, oh I'm not.
snap something doing it today. No, I'd straight snap something. There is no chance. But back
in the day ski. Back in the day ski. Oh, yeah. I was doing a worm back when the worm was
cool. Because you know, back in the day, the worm was cool. The worm ain't cool no more.
If you bust out the worm now, people make fun of you. Lulu with the five. Thank you.
my mom just say you can play a main drum and bass you're funny and can run
really fast yeah but mom they're never gonna believe the run really fast thing
which is insane like I'm telling y'all right now it was either not only NFL
linebacker it was either I would I would currently be the best linebacker in
the NFL right now or I would be streaming that was the only two options so if I
I wasn't doing this, not only would I be in the linebacker,
the NFL, I'd be the top guy, literally the top linebacker
in NFL, no joke.
That guy Ray Lewis would be like, man, this dude's good.
Yeah, court with the five, thank you.
What team would you be playing for?
Oh, it wouldn't matter.
I'd just be out there.
I just I'd just be out there running
Yo, hey with the fine, thank you
Yeah
The chiefs could use you oh, they couldn't use me now
No, no not now
No peak
Peek though. Oh, yeah now all bro
Uh-uh. Actually, no. What am I talking about?
Actually, no. You know what? No.
Yo, in any NFL team out there, no joke. If you give me a one-game contract as a defensive,
a defensive end in the NFL, I will legitimately get five sacks in my one game that I have. No joke.
These dudes low key scrubs. I'm not gonna lie. Like if I was a defensive end of the NFL, I would actually be like slaughtering everybody. I'm dead serious too. Oh, my mom, I ain't joking.
I'm actually for you. Give me a chance in the NFL team. If you just won't be there one day, you ain't even got pay me.
I pay me. Stop. I'm for real. During that one of them dudes in the office of the
line is gonna stop me.
No, no, no, not a single one of matter of fact.
want me to you need somebody's ACL snap I'm gonna have to do it yeah I'll make it
look like an accident no I'm playing I ain't gonna do that but not for real
though I'm telling you bro put me put me in there
chat be honest do you ever watch the NFL and be like yo these dudes ain't that
good do you ever watch that like do you actually ever do that I swear bro
sometimes I'll sit there and watch the NFL and watch them play football and
I'll be like yo these dudes low-key suck I mean like I've seen high school
players be better than these guys I'm not talking about everybody but sometimes
I'll be watching it's like bro there's no way that's a hundred million dollar
catch right there there's no way it is I just can't I just can't refuse to
believe it. Now, we'll say this, quarterback, no. Yeah, no. Yeah,
being a quarterback would be that that's the reason the
quarterbacks get all the money because that position is
actually insane. Quarterback position actually crazy. You got
to make these crazy throws everything else though low key easy for real because at the
end of the day what everybody else do is run into people you get the big news on the defensive
line hey you can talk to him like a caveman you wouldn't even have to you wouldn't even
have to tell their job is so simple you wouldn't even have to tell you can talk like a caveman
And they just know what to do like oh, I gotta run and tackle that one guy
For real and what they do like hey you get here
Travel that one guy
Or when it gets a little complicated you drive back and play the pass
Other than that though
You know what I mean
Man my wristband broke
You'd be a wide receiver for sure you know what's crazy
Never mind. I'm gonna say it. No
Actually, yeah, I'll go say it you could put me in NFL right now at the tight end position
I would literally be the best hide into the NFL like the number one
Like actually
I'm talking about it wouldn't it be a close second I'd instantly like the D number one tied in any NFL
You can put me in a wide receiver. I get I get a catch
Yeah
So what what you mean wake up, I'm awake dude
Okay, be for real. Okay, I wouldn't be the best height in in the league right now, but
I'd be top 10. Because what do you do? They'd be like, okay, you're gonna run this route
right here. I'll be like, all right, I'd run my route and if they do me the ball, all you
gotta do is catch it. Like, oh, there's a ball right there. I gotta do is catch it when it
comes to you. And then somebody blind sides you running 15 miles an hour, and then you're
just knocked out cold. But I get to catch though. I get to catch though for real. Yo
court with 10,000 bits W court with the 10,000 bits. Oh my goodness. Can you shout out Layla
Adler? Yo, shout out Layla Adler. Appreciate you core for the 10,000 bits. Thank you. Now
Now, maybe I am fiddling about the tight end thing,
but no, defensive end, 100% and bare minimum three sacks.
First game, bare minimum, three sacks.
Matter of fact, put me in a Super Bowl Sunday.
Let me, I'm not talking about a dollar one,
I don't want to end the game.
Super Bowl biggest upset in history, this random fat dude with a red beard came out here and
got five sacks in the Super Bowl.
The other team didn't even score.
Who is this guy?
And I just be sitting there like, yo, what's up?
That was me.
the guy that said second
stream water boy by the way.
Get this dude out of here.
Yo son kissed with the five
gifted thank you and Jake with
the 25 gifted W Jake with the
25 gifted I appreciate that
Jake thank you.
Case who should I bet on for
the Super Bowl.
Nobody.
whatever money you're putting
up big dog. Jews with the five.
Thank you. You could be a
backup dancer for Bad Bunny.
Bro, I'll do that too and play.
What's your combo? I'll
literally buy half time. I'll
have four sacks and then I'll
throw on whatever dress I need
to throw on and then I'll dance
time show and then go out there and get me another four sacks.
I'm talking what they'd be talked about forever.
It would be literally talked about forever.
Yeah, I'd never do that.
You got me messed up.
I ain't leaving the house.
Crazy party.
Some people probably thought I was serious with that whole spiel.
Actually, I was for real, though.
I would be the best defensive end in the whole league.
But I ain't gonna do it though.
But I would theoretically if I wanted to go somewhere.
But other than that, no, I thought it hurt.
GG, good string.
Chat, be honest, bro.
If they put me in one game in the NFL,
do you think I'd get one sack?
Okay, there was one too many, there was one too many no's right there.
I appreciate the people that said yes, but I got to say there was one too many no's.
My throat's actually destroyed, oh my goodness, it's GG.
should have just took off it is GG bro. Yo Oliver the Thousand Bits can you
yell get up Google so I can make it my morning alarm? My throat hurts but yeah
I got it. Get up G-Burr!
That wasn't that bad.
that actually wasn't that bad for real oh my goodness it's bad wait it is
actually bad wait I'm good I think it's gone oh my goodness I shouldn't have
even got on I think it's gone for real wait a minute what's happening why
Why am I why do I sound like that?
What's going on?
I'm being punished for doing all that lying about me being an NFL.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
You should have known that was a joke.
You ain't got to punish me for it.
You should have known I was joking.
Oh Lord.
I got rat lungworm disease for real what yo what's going on?
Yo, what is Kaya barking at?
Yo, mom dad might need to go people was going on.
I'm here in a whole bunch of
Activity out there no joke
Like actually a bunch of activity not only do I hear kaya I hear others as well
Out there acting a fool
I'm in your yard you'd already be dead I fear
They got all that heat inside that building do dogs so crazy, bro
You got all kinds of heat and shelter inside of a building
But you want to be outside when it's cold out here fooling around but won't you go lay down somewhere?
Why you want to hear barking
Bro what they barking at
I don't know what's going on, Brett.
I don't know what's going on.
Because it's not just Kaya.
Now, Kaya is the overseer of the whole group, right?
So the dogs and the goats co-exist and
They have an outside area that they can run around whenever they want and they have the barn that we have set up
So everybody has a place to sleep and chill out with heat in there
So kaya is kind of the overseer of all that like if somebody's trying to like if kaya sees like an animal trying to get in
and do something kaya go
And then whatever that thing is is going to be dead the next 10 seconds
But I'll know why she barking right now
Bro, it's insane. What do they do it
Jace with the five
I think I've showed Kyah before. I don't know where it would be though. There's a picture
somewhere I'm pretty sure. I think. Have y'all seen Kaya? Mom do you have a
picture in Kaia you can put in the media real quick. I'm pretty sure y'all seen
Kaia before.
Kaia's the goat man. She's so nice bro Kaia dude I swear most moat not all the
time. But a lot of the time, the scariest looking dogs are the
nicest.
Kai is, she's like
around people, she like won't get out of your face. She wants
pet. Like if you're sitting down, like if I'm sitting right
here, Kai is so big, her face would be like face level with me.
That's how big she is. And she'll just stand right in your
face and make you pet her if you don't but as soon as she sees an animal trying
something oh buddy she turns into a demon I'm talking straight up oh dude like
well I wouldn't be want to be on the receiving end of that buddy yeah that's
Kaya right there. Look at Kaya, man. Man, that's my man. That's my homie right there.
So that's she's my dog and ghost is my other. That's Kaya right there. Now she don't look
She don't look big in the picture now, but she's huge for real.
Somebody, I think somebody, somebody I knew this was like five, not one that long ago,
like four years ago. Somebody I knew was like moving or something. And I was like, they couldn't
take her. I was like, man, man, I was like, man, so the story was I was feeding. It was somebody we
knew and they were out of town so I was going over there helping them take care of their
dogs and stuff and I remember I first seen Kaia I'm like yo Kaia is cool I want that
to be my dog but it wasn't my dog though so I was feeding them and taking care of them
and then later those same people was like yo we're going somewhere we can't take Kaia
I'm like, I'm like, I'm right here.
And that's how we got caught up.
When she gets to barking, no, bruh, I'm talking about barking at nothing, man.
Oh my goodness, dude.
I'm like, bruh, what's you barking at?
Dude, don't you, ain't it so annoying when a dog just barking at nothing?
How old is she?
I think she's five.
She's a year older than ghost and ghost is five, I mean is four, I think, or is ghost
five?
Two, they're five or six think buddy, buddy, you can only assume when you adopt them.
Oh, my dad's out there, what's going on?
I see headlights.
Yo, what's there's a big foot out there?
Yo, I wonder if he saw a big foot.
He gone.
He just saw you don't worry, yeah, your band, buddy.
Oh, there'll be six this year?
Okay, so she's five, yeah.
Oh, young blood, you know what I mean?
Oh, young blood.
No, no, no, no, we thought that Kaia was a year older than ghost and the other dogs,
but we found out later that she was the same age.
So yeah, they're all five.
That's what it was.
Yeah, they're all five.
Go to dough.
go to go but ghost that's that no ghost and kind of my homies right there kitty
the homie too that's kind of messed up I named ghost something kitty just got
kitty
That's kind of dude. That's kind of a cool name though.
Kitty's a go to name. Actually.
Matter of fact, I'm gonna give me another dog. I'm gonna name that dog Kitty.
any animal that I ever have ever from this point forward, I'm naming them all kitty,
even if there's a horse kitty, cow kitty, donkey kitty. Got like a 2,000 pound horse
coming down they're like yo what's this big old horse's name oh that's kitty
yep Kobe so Liz
case why you saw the Christmas tree up I'm about tired I'm about had it with
that question man. I need some more water. I have had it with that correction.
The Christmas tree is still up because I want it to be.
Not only do I want it to be, the whole set wants it to still be up too. So hey,
You just don't have to deal with it.
You just you just don't have to deal with it, bubba.
That's all there is to it.
Yeah, my throat's actually cooked chat, Gigi, like for real.
I'm already three cough drops in, by the way.
He didn't see nothing.
Do a farm tour.
Can't do it.
Too many weirdos in the world.
Sorry.
Can't do it, bubble.
Too many weirdos.
That's why you chat.
Rule number one, if you ever get famous on the internet, if you ever get famous on the
internet. Do not show anyone a house tour or a property tour because the second
you do that, you are cooked. So just a tip to anybody. Yes, 99.9% of the
people that are watching you are gonna be cool and they mess with you and they
wouldn't do anything. That don't matter though. There's always gonna be some that
will see it. You know what I
mean? And you're good. People
be doxing people off the star
constellations, man. It's bad.
Jake with the five. Thank you.
Did you build the warehouse?
Yeah, the only reason that I
show off the warehouse like I
do is because I built that
thing. So there ain't nothing
you can search up for. It's
like, oh, that was that was
conceived here. You know what
I mean? That's just what it
this. So chat, remember, if you ever get famous, if you ever get famous, type one if you're
famous, if you ever get super duper famous or whatever, don't do no house tour, don't
do no, no, no, no, this is my crib tour. Don't do no, uh, uh, uh, what's it called tour?
Because all of a sudden you're gonna have a whole police unit at your crib with
AR 15s talking about, you know, what's going on up in here. And all you do
will show something.
That's what they do.
So no MTV Cribs. I feel like the world was different back then, bro. I feel like they
wouldn't dox it like that back then. But on MTV Cribs though, the thing is the people
on MTV Cribs was so rich that even if somebody tried to pull up to their house, they got
like a security army just waiting on somebody so it didn't matter anyway. Yo, Seth with
the 25 gifted. Yo, give me some W's for Seth with the 25 gift that I
appreciate that. Thank you. W set for real with the 25 gifted. Thank you.
Appreciate that Seth. MTV Cribs was fake.
Well, thank you for ruining my childhood, buddy. Thank you. I'm so
glad that you just ruined my childhood for no reason.
Thank you for that.
You know what else I heard that was like not what they were saying it was y'all remember pimp my ride
They said pimp my ride wasn't like they were just doing like the bare minimum
You put a picture of ghost in there from last week.
Let me see.
Look at him man.
That's my dude right there.
I remember when I could hold ghost in one hand.
like this bro was so small when he was first bone I I could hold him in a palm
my hand
ghosts go to dope but that dude let me tell you that dude is a tweaker bro he
is a tweaker man I'm talking a oh my goodness a tweaker like you've never
seen. I mean, just straight tweaking, dude. Does he talk? Yeah. And if by talk, you mean
make the most insane crazy noises you've ever heard in your life? Yes. Yes, he does. That's
my dude though. Jiggle cheats with the five. What? Yep. W. Ghosto. 400 notifications where?
Oh, yeah, that's wild. I never used discord though.
Katelyn with the five. Appreciate you, Katelyn. Update your PC. No, bro, you don't. And I'm
gonna have this conversation again. I hate how they force an update on your PC when you
don't want them to. Like at some point when you shut down every night, it's like, okay,
do you want to shut down an update or do you just want to shut down? And you'll go like,
okay, I just want to shut down. And you'll do that for like two straight weeks. And then
one day it's all the sudden it's like, oh, there's only a shut down and update button.
have no choice no more. And Windows 11 sucks. I don't get it. It's like, bro, I don't want
to update my PC, man. Just let me keep the option of like, just shut down. If you note
What else is the stupidest thing ever?
Little bug with the five.
When you hit the update and shutdown,
you know how there's an update and restart
and an update and shutdown button?
There's two separate buttons.
I've talked about this before too.
When you hit the update and shutdown button,
it just restarts anyway, it doesn't shut down.
You'll hit update and shutdown,
You'll go lay in bed expecting your PC to shut off when it's when you collect when you click update and shut down
You'll go lay in bed. You're like, yo watch the skill bright in my room and you'll look over it's just on again
It's like broke why I
Don't I don't understand
But yeah
You know what I mean
They need to fix that fax I
Refuse update my phone meeting bro that thing will always pop up like yo iOS gotta update tonight
And yo dreams big dog you better do it while I'm sleeping while I don't notice it if you're gonna update it cuz they know my watch
Yo, Nikki with the fire, thank you
And then you know what, you know what Apple does though, they will actually sneak update
your phone in the middle of the night while you're sleeping and you'll wake up and your
phone will be updated.
They do that.
If your phone is plugged in at night charging, even if you don't agree to update, guess what?
You woke up that thing did in the middle of the night.
You know how many times that cost me getting to work on time because when I would, my phone
would update itself to build a night my alarm would reset and all sudden I'm
update for I'm late for work it's like yo why you late to work it's like broke
my phone update in the middle of night and it turned my alarm on what you want
me to I ain't coming in late I'm just gonna call in when all you can still
come in. No, I'm good. GG with the five. Thank you. You know what I mean? Yeah, I've
show this video before actually yeah that's go yep ghost goaded brah ghost
actually goaded look at this disgusting loser updates often
Look at this loser right here.
I'm gonna pass out.
Don't hurt and call him.
Ariana with the fire.
Oh.
Updates often contain important security updates that help keep you safe.
Big dog. You just believe what anybody tells you, don't you? News flash. Everybody got your
information. As soon as you put your information in something, guess what? You're cooked.
Just like when you go to caseogames.com about some merch from and you put your information in.
I done doxed every last one of y'all. I got you so secure and everything. Y'all getting scammed.
Yeah, go check your bank account, buddy.
You think you just bought something from caseogames.com? No.
We've been taking out $5 a month from y'all inconspicuously.
A penny here, a penny there, equaled out to $5 a month.
Easy lick.
Come on.
In this stream, man, I can't talk.
Straight up easy lick.
Imagine he's being for real.
Bro, you know I wouldn't do that bro, what's wrong with y'all man?
How many calories in these?
I'm feeling dizzy. Hold up.
Wait
Adults
Adults one drop every two hours, buddy, I've been through five in 20 minutes
You learned this last time, too.
Did I really?
be with the 10 thank you another one I mean it is what it is what you expect me to do maybe I
need a chill for real
Why are you chillin' for real?
Nah, that's all right, they wouldn't sell them if you could die on them.
No, I'm good.
Call me.
No, I'm good.
It's just like a, it's just like a chill on them, I can't, what do you mean?
Big dog, if I chill on them, I gotta cut the stream off.
I can't talk without them.
Am I okay?
What did my dad say?
They won't hurt you?
Yo dad.
I fear I can't take medical advice from somebody who did a front flip off a 20 foot cliff on a full willer and broke multiple ribs and puncture along. I'm keeping a stack with you.
Jiggle cheeks with the fire. Thank you.
But you write though for real. You actually write though you write
Because the thing is
It's like, if my dad or my mom says something won't kill you, it's like, okay, you got
to be right because y'all still live this late.
So I should be good.
It's like, the number one question always asks somebody.
It's like, are you sure it's okay to take four Advil at once?
They're like, yeah.
And I was like, have you done it?
And they're like, yeah.
And it's like, all right, I'm good.
You know what the worst thing is though when you have like a recurring pain or something and you ask a friend like yo
I get this pain right here all the time, bro. It's so annoying. I never happened to you. They're like, no, you're like what?
And then you go ask another friend
It's like yo, I'll be getting this pain like right here every now and then it kind of hurt a little bit
Yeah, that you ever have that happen. They're like, no, you're like what?
And then at that point panic sets you and you're like, oh, I got to go to the doctor
Because if there's something else happening to them, it's like sharp head pain
That feels like your brain's about to explode as it ever happened to you
They're like, yeah, you're like, oh, I'm good then but if you ask somebody like yo
It feels like my brain about to explode every now and it's happening either like no, it's like all I'm dying
Anyway
Anyway, y'all know what I'm saying though right you know I ain't you know I'm making
that up y'all know what I'm saying up in here y'all y'all know y'all know what I'm saying
lock in it's time for the gambling ring baby hey it's time for the gambling ring do you
you think you're gonna win channel points today chat? Be honest. Do you? Lock in chat.
Hey, everybody lock in. We're continuing our progression of half sword. Lock in baby.
Oh, yeah, baby, come on!
It's time!
feel the legend of Mean Rad live on today. Another day. He's still there. That is the
if you want here yesterday, this nude is the best investment of money that we have ever
used in this game. No joke, Werner's good too, but Mean Rad has carried me to mini
victory actually he needs to raise true we don't have much money right now which
is a problem but our gears looking good we have a really good weapon and we have
like a shoulder shield and also we made it to another thing we are currently
this right now let's see what's in the shop what do we got that's a hundred
dollars but I can't afford it
No.
Shadow King afford it, bro.
Oh, that thing looks crazy.
Okay, we got to save up money for now. It is what it is.
Yeah, we just got to save up money. Lock it.
Dismiss Werner for now.
Yo, send with the 25 gift and give me some W's for send with the 25 gift.
Thank you. W said happy birthday, Stony. Thank you.
And, uh, uh, clunk with the five, appreciate you.
You know, Athens with 2,000-bit take case, I have 20 days left of my pregnancy, I'm carrying
a girl, I'm excited to meet this month, can I get encouragement to get me through this
labor?
Congratulations, first off, and I know who can give you some words of encouragement,
because it's been a minute since we heard from them.
Pickle.
You have the ability to turn obstacles into stepping stones.
Thanks.
Every challenge you face is an opportunity for growth.
Thanks.
Your courage and determination inspire everyone around you.
Thanks.
to the sandwich of life, essential and delightful.
Hey kids, while back you said you'd love to play Cowboy in the western
hyperpecky, speaking of how to write up a western script, would you rather play the villain or the hero?
Gotta be the hero, not gonna lie. Gotta be the hero, for real.
I just don't think I could, I couldn't do it.
I don't think I could play a villain like that.
lock in all right let's do a yard brawl four rounds lock in this place is all
too familiar I lost why are you grabbing yeah that's what you get buddy
you go grab like that that's what you get slept them there's one
Prince with the chain, thank you.
Clean!
That's too easy, let's go!
Oh my goodness, I'm cooking Chad! Oh my goodness!
I did not mean to elbow him in the head.
My fault.
Let's go.
There you go.
Easy start.
James with the five.
Okay.
Let's go.
Let's go. Forest Boo hurt here. One round. Let's go.
Do we have Mean Rad with us? We have both Mean Rad and Warner with us.
watch in y'all behind us behind us behind us
let's go I just hit I can't see none this door
guys
handle this guys who just went down
mean red went down no tell me he's not dead we won't pay him tell me he's not
dead
he's alive
I gotta let Warner go I can't afford to keep paying him
I got to let Werner go. I cannot afford to keep paying him. It is what it is mean rad stays though
He's permanently he's permanently saying I
Thought he was dead there for a second. I was about to panic
All right, let's go
Forest carnage one round.
Uh oh.
I do not have Mean Rad with me.
I have to do this alone.
I fell off so bad.
Why can I not land any shots?
That was clean, I just killed that dude.
Bro, what are these swings dude?
I'm dead.
I'm actually dead, no joke.
Clobbered.
I'm dead.
I win these.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
That's what you get for trying to sneak up on me, idiot.
I win these.
Porsi with the five.
Dude, where is my power?
Chat, where is my power, bro?
There it is.
OK.
I need to take something to sell.
I'm going to sell this crossbow nice pick it up big doll big doll big doll pick up the
crossbow
I'm selling this crossbow immediately by the way immediately selling it.
It says it's worth a hundred but how much can I get out of it?
I can get 25 out of it worth.
Okay, look, I have $134 now.
Should we keep saving?
Buy armor?
I don't even see any anymore.
There's some gauntlets, but, like,
let's just save again for a minute.
Yeah.
I think we're healed up.
Let's go yard brawl.
Five rounds I win these, come on.
Clean, there's one.
Easy.
There's one.
Clean.
Oh
So, did I ever lost a brawl like honestly have I ever
Oh my goodness, one shot at him!
Well, I lost my first ball, never mind, oh my goodness, I thought he got me.
He shook me though, no joke.
Pay him.
We're good.
Lock in.
Let's do
Forest Champion.
Mean Rad helps me with it, I think.
I hope he does.
Yes, he does.
Let's go, Mean Rad, lock in.
Oh my goodness, look at the size of him.
Oh man, to Mean Rad?
Mean Rad, dude, he's unbelievable!
Mean Rad is actually unbelievable, man!
Oh my goodness, dude!
Do pay a mean ride is the goat.
Yep, you're getting paid mean ride.
It is what it is.
Bro always gets paid.
Oh, my, always sell that for $6.
We see we keep stacking money when I saw something there.
What is that?
What is a beaver?
Should I buy the beaver?
That's a $80 breastplate.
I'm buying that all day.
Buying a beaver and half gauntlets.
I don't have the money.
We ain't got no money at all.
worth oh my goodness word wait what happens if I can't pay mean rad
alley doubles no for it no alley doubles first blood oh my goodness it's foggy
Lock in me and ride me and you big dog. Come on. Me ready
Let's go, baby. There's one
GG
I am. How did that guy just one shot me? What just happened? I have one dollar.
We got to go for us boo hurt
What way I don't even have enough money to do anything wait why just lose I have to sell something
that's all I can afford.
Chad, does this weapon suck now?
What happened?
This thing is not the same as it was yesterday.
No joke.
Look at this!
It's like he can't even wield it!
Never mind.
Absolutely clobbered.
Band the guy that said user error, cap.
Is there something to sell in here?
What I just picked up, I'm selling that.
I need to get that. How do I get that?
Oh, I already have that?
Okay, I'm gonna sell these. Yeah?
Where'd my weapon go?
Ah, chat, where'd my weapon go?
Hello?
Yo, y'all cannot be doing me like that. Are you kidding?
Brum!
All right, we're going to sell these. Damn, we won that.
All right.
Dude.
Where'd he go? Why do I not have him anymore? I just got scammed.
Oh no, I have him! Then why not have him? I have him. We're good.
Wait, I can't sell him if I don't have my body, right?
I didn't have enough money to pay him.
Mean Wabs gonna leave me!
How can I get money so he don't leave?
I gotta go retribution!
Tell me he stays one more day.
I have to win this or Mean Rad leaves.
Ryan, feet with the five.
Mean Rad.
No!
You know what, I'm not even that mad because there was either two ways Mean Rad was leaving.
And this was the better way he would have left.
He left because I didn't have enough money to pay him, so he moved on to different things.
The other way that he leaves is if he dies.
I didn't want to see Mean Rad die.
We will have the option for him again.
I didn't have enough money to keep him bro.
I didn't have the bread chat.
I didn't.
All right lock in.
I gotta win everything.
Yard doubles and I don't have anybody to do it with.
We gotta hire somebody.
cheap though. Let's get this loser. For $11. All right. Let's see what Bircher does.
Yard doubles three rounds. Worst backup ever. I mean, we just needed something. Maybe he'll
pop off wait he's still alive he's still alive no is he dead I gotta go to the
other two rounds without him maybe he's alive still maybe he's alive oh my
My goodness, he's gone. I'm dead, too.
Clobber.
If Mean Rad was here.
here. I win these. I win these.
Go on. One more round. One of you two. One more round. I got this. Take the chest. Put
I'm already have one
Unless I can like loose up. I'm a loose up before we leave
That dude is the deadest person that ever lived
Wait, what weapon is that? What is that?
Is that like a flail 2.0? Oh
My goodness unhurt bad
Take it, I gotta survive first.
This dude is unbelievable!
Oh my goodness!
What is this?
Oh
Buddy
Okay, I need to take something else to sell here. What is the most valuable thing in here that I could sell I
Feel like this thing would cost a lot no joke this will I feel like that's worth some bread for real
What you mean is the liver what's wrong with you?
They am beautiful okay.
They am chat the guy that we hired helped us in the first round we had to clutch up in
the other two though. All right. Let me sell this. I'm actually going to sell these two.
No, Joe. I'm selling all these. Actually, we need the money. Boom, boom, boom. Beautiful.
We have $136.
We need to heal.
All right, rest.
Let's see what else is in here.
Whole bunch of mid chat.
Not going to lie.
Let's just save.
Let's just say for what we have.
Yeah.
What's the best weapon?
I honestly don't know yet.
Yo, good luck Miranda, congratulations.
Thank you, good luck Miranda, thank you.
Lock in.
My wife Jane has a state nursing,
my wife Jane has a state nursing,
he's had a moral,
I'm nervous about any words of advice to help her be calm.
All things will play out as they should, Jamie.
Thank you, Joe. Lock in.
Let's go.
Alley doggles, I need a teammate, Joe.
Conrad!
Too much money though, brah!
If you don't know who Conrad is,
that's Mean Rad's brother.
Actually, y'all gotta stop talking.
I have my voices actually gone.
Get him, that's just too much money.
I'ma wait, we gotta save.
Let's do...
I don't know what should we do?
Seller champion that might be difficult, but I can try it.
Spike with the five.
Thank you.
Okay.
Seller champion why not?
He should be low gear because he's he's here.
Bro is huge.
Bros built like me.
Go on.
Peace.
All right.
Bam.
They were good.
Let's do yard boo her with somebody cheap.
Yeah.
Yard boo her with all the liars right here.
You're hired bud.
Walk in one round.
Wait, we lost. He's gonna get first blooded.
You're such a pathetic loser.
This weapon's kinda nasty. Oh my goodness, this thing is crazy!
Dude!
Let's go, handsome boy!
LET'S GO!
do you think I win a alley double 1v2 for
three rounds.
Or a farming time.
That is so unfair.
I've got to do that two more times.
I missed it.
One more!
I need that I'm selling the sword I'm selling the sword
pay them one, three, two, three rounds in a row.
Oh my goodness, dude.
That thing's, oh my goodness.
How much should I sell this for?
$14, it's better than nothing.
What other armor do we have?
Okay.
Phoenix with the team. Thank you.
Let's see.
Let's do yard champion. I win this. I win this. I win this.
All I do looks crossed out.
Is this the best weapon in the game?
Oh my goodness!
PADDING THEM!
I'm selling that all day.
dude this foil is unreal no joke take his armor can you take people's armor if
they're not dead sell that for $8
yard champion I win these again let's go I made a mistake
We have 300 dollars now we are cooking.
So you can take their armor even if they're standing like that.
Alley-Dole five rounds knocked down.
This is going to be tough, but I think we can do it.
There's one.
Blobbered.
That's two.
GG, I'm falling first here.
to lose my footing. You're gonna have to come over here to me buddy. You better not trip
and fall either because you're gonna lose if you fall down. Oh my goodness, it's got
a aura. Never mind he's slept. That's three. Oh my goodness, he has the same weapon.
It might be over for you boy.
I think I just broke every bone in his body.
One more.
Absolutely beautiful.
Oh my goodness.
I am again, dude.
Cooking!
Oh my goodness, it's tournament time, chat.
Oh my goodness.
It's tournament time.
We gotta hire somebody, maybe two people.
Who do we got?
I'm gonna do that, go back.
Let's go hands for $71.
And let's go, Johan, for $55.
Yes.
This guy, we could go him, but he doesn't have a helmet.
He's just going to get one shot.
Johan.
We need to make sure we win this.
Hands in Johan.
Walk in.
It's Ernie's time.
Let's go.
L team, you haven't seen them yet though.
they might cook I'm so locked with this weapon dude I missed the guy from yesterday
what was his name mean rad he was here a minute ago but I ran out of money to
pay him so he left which is the good news is that he didn't die let's go that's
hands hands is with us he just dominated that guy oh my goodness hands is
Why am I having to carry you, Hans?
There you go!
HAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dude, this weapon is insane!
We got both of them!
We win these!
I'm dead.
HANDS!
PLEASE!
Who died Johan died Johan
No
Yo, look at that shield though
We're what you talking about
Wait, you can't put this one on your shoulder
That's fine, that's extra that's extra armor though
What else you got big dog hold on hey, I paid you for something now wait a minute
Oh, yeah, let me get that I
Mean all right P hands, but look I gotta get some value back from what I paid here
You know what I mean
Or that's not hands, that's Johan Johan
I didn't want the t-shirt. I'm gonna keep it a stack, but you're just getting disrespectful now. I
Need those hundred percent. Yeah
All right, rest in peace, Johan.
Yo hands with the five, thank you.
Walk in.
We still got hands with us.
Hands I need you to stay alive.
That dude is dead.
Hands!
No!
He was $71!
I
Why cannot put those on
No.
No!
I'm taking the shirt off.
Why can't I not wear those?
Whatever.
Can't wear that either.
Alright.
Yeah?
They had to get harvested, I'm sorry. It is what it is.
RIP, but I paid good money for him.
Let's go.
You all ready?
Yeah, GG.
Yeah.
He couldn't stay alive for one more round for me and I'm dead because of it.
Thanks, hands.
What do I pay you for, man?
Did I just lose my arm?
What happened?
I won a book.
The big guy's gonna be a problem.
What happened?
Move! Move!
Oh!
Ah!
No!
Oh, my arm is gone!
No!
Oh, my arm is gone!
No
I don't have a choice.
I can't win this.
Yeah, this is not winnable.
You have to pick that up, bro.
I can't win this with a short weapon.
Bro!
I can't win this with a short weapon chat, something's gonna happen.
Yeah, pick up the shield. Yeah, good job, bud.
Oh my goodness man.
This is not my weapon but this is the only thing I have.
bro swing it man what are you doing
Why do you keep dropping it bro?
Drop it again.
It's winnable.
It's winnaboo.
It's got to be winnable.
I just don't know how
Oh
That's dark
Bro, stop dropping it!
I'm
It's gone now. My flail's gone. No, it's not. If I can get my flail back, I can win this.
I'm so serious. I can win. I can win. I got hit in the face. He dropped his weapon.
Ah
What?
I'll pay him!
Sit him up!
Felix with the fin, thank you!
Thank you. Soldier rank unlocked. Oh my goodness. That was insane. Tell me that was not crazy.
What's in here now? I got to buy these for 30, right? 100% got to. I did it. That is
a crazy chest piece. It's 160. Is that worth? That's gotta be worth. I bought it. I bought
it I did wait why can I not equip it that is there a reason I can oh there it is
Should I go sell the old one now, let's go sell the old one
We're selling this one
All right, let's do
Yard carnage one round lock in
Heal, I healed. GG, I lost.
I win this.
Clobbered.
The greatest warrior to ever grace Arkansas yard dual six rounds send it
Wow
Gigi, I'm out of my league.
I'm not gonna get out of here.
GG.
Go on.
There's one.
Yo, that dude's, uh, that dude's mace is worse.
You see the thing it's made out of?
Look at like the metal on it.
Look at that.
I'll be taking that off your hands, big dog.
I'm not gonna allow it to get that.
Let me hold that, big dog.
Big dog, let me hold that.
Appreciate it.
This gotta be worth something here.
Let's go.
It had to happen.
I'm gonna do one shot this dude.
watch I can just kill. Oh? This dude is a tank. Oh my goodness! Bro, ain't that for
oh no same weapon as me better armor it's over I just broke his arm he's
I need that helmet.
No!
Pay him, man.
Oh my goodness, pay him, bruh.
No way, dude.
your retribution this is easy it's the same guy oh that's what retribution is
they give you a chance to kill the guy that killed you I get it now
you ain't gonna do it again I promise you you ain't gonna get me again told you
It was a fluke in the first place give up
You're gonna come off that helmet
I
Appreciate it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
All right
What is a forest riot? What is that?
What is a riot?
No way it's a 5v1.
Doing it.
I
Get away!
Hey, cinema!
Swams Wyatt, we're doing it again!
Oh lord, oh lord, they're everywhere!
Oh my, oh my goodness!
Get back!
PLV, you got caught stealing bread from the shopkeeper in the year 1420 and the whole town gangs up on you to kill you.
Get back!
Wait, what, what's a clip of a dude that fell off a cliff?
Wait what?
Yo, my voice is actually gone, it's over.
It's like actually over.
Did somebody fall off a cliff?
The one dude fell.
Wait what?
Did somebody actually fall?
Was it before this?
It was before this.
You guy in the background.
Wait, is it this loser? Wait a minute.
Hold up.
No way.
Look at him. He's cooked. Once you get on the other side of that fence, there's nothing you can do.
Actually, there's nothing you can do.
He is gone.
Oh my goodness, he's gone!
Hey, I appreciate him though, I didn't need the help there.
Wow.
Yeah.
Damn.
I think I already got paid.
I think we can actually get to the next rank.
Let's go.
Yard boo hurt, I need some help though.
Oh my goodness, look at Waltheria's.
Oh my goodness.
He cost too much money though, I'm not gonna lie.
Actually, yeah, let's go Paul. Yeah, we're going Paul, he has a good weapon.
Alright, assign him.
wait slums riot again slums riot again he's gonna help me this time too we're
gonna easily clear this do not stop going close to the edge
Oh
Paul did you give up on me
Oh my goodness, pay him. Oh my goodness, pay him. Oh my goodness. Another swamps riot.
Let's go. These pay a lot. Me and Paul versus the whole town because Paul's my brother and
we broke into the local shop and stole a loaf of bread. Now we got to fight the whole town
Paul, watch that cliff!
Hold it down, Paul!
Oh my goodness, he's aura.
Paul, I can't come help you, it's too slick.
That dude is so lucky, that fence is there.
You just
I think he survived it.
I saw him moving.
What happened?
What happened, dude?
How did he slip off?
Oh, Paul!
Oh, my goodness, he's a aura.
Paul, I can't come help you.
It's too slick.
Paul.
Oh, my goodness.
He's a aura.
Paul, I can't come help you.
It's too slick.
That dude is so lucky that fence is there.
What did he do?
How did he fall? What happened?
How did he go from here to here?
What happened?
Was he trying to finish, like, what?
I do this so lucky that this is there.
Paul, what are you doing?
Yo, the last frame of his fall.
Dude, look at, he definitely snapped his neck.
Look at this last frame of his fall.
Ha!
Paul, what are you doing?
That dude is so lucky that this is there.
Paul, what are you?
Bro!
Paul, what happened man?
Dude!
That dude is so lucky that thing says that.
Oh, what is this?
Yo!
What did he do that for?
Oh my goodness, he's all right.
That dude is so lucky that he's in there.
Yo, yo, I don't understand.
bro went from just fine and I looked back bro he was walking this way to help
me and right before I looked to the other guy I noticed he started drifting
towards the edge I'm like wait why so I look back to see it he's just gone
Oh my goodness that was straight cinema bro I think he's moving though Paul you
You good?
Paul.
He's moving.
I'm going to drop this skits down until you use it for a ladder to get back up.
I see another body down there, by the way.
I see a pair of legs right there for the end of my spear, who is that?
Alright, we won though.
I think you probably got paid up already.
Or yeah, we won.
You can pay up.
Did Paul survive?
Oh my goodness, Paul's alive.
Oh my goodness, Paul is alive, actually.
No way.
Ally Boo hurt me and Paul.
We probably lose this, cause Paul's a goober.
No joke.
Move my face, can't believe Paul.
He's already moving.
Yo.
Look at Paul. Lock in Paul. Paul, hey. He just gave up already, Paul. I hate you, actually.
There is no way you gave up on me already, Paul. Are you dead serious? Paul, I hate you.
You know what? Let's just keep all around for now.
We're going to sell the retribution.
You can't hang with me, buddy.
You cannot hang with me, buddy.
Can I heal or rest?
Paul was having an off day.
Every day is an off day for Paul.
a lot let's go yard no let's go for us riot me and Paul versus the world
Lock him, Paul. Paul, you suck, man. Oh, my... wait a minute, Paul. There's a million of them.
Oh
Paul got swarmed there's a stack of bodies over there in the ditch
Oh yeah!
Yes!
And yes!
Damn!
So, I said Paul's clip farming, that is crazy.
Facts!
He low-key is, actually.
All right, Alley do six rounds. I win these lock in. I win these chat lock in. No Paul
You gotta win six rounds.
There's one.
Type one if Paul's better than Mean Rad.
Actually, no, there's no way we could ever say that.
Court with another five.
Thank you.
How did you not get knocked out from that?
This dude's tough.
This dude's insane.
What?
No, you know you are right now doing no way you
Oh my goodness best weapon in the game we lost
I disarmed him.
Queen.
me. Chat I'm cooking. Chat I'm cooking. Your weapons better. I actually think the flail
might be better yet for real. I gave you a chance to live. Don't squander it. Pay
should we pay Peter again or what his name Paul keep checking the store for
flails some of them are longer than the one you have now. We'll pay Paul again why not.
I should get those huh. I'm getting those.
That helmet's goaded I'm getting that helmet too.
I'm getting those too.
Is that for a little better?
No?
Okay.
We just made a huge upgrade on the armor chat.
No joke.
quit those
is there a reason I'm not allowed to equip them chat? am I not strong enough?
yes
No, I still can't put them on
I don't know it's locked okay when we have it when we unlock it right
Chat
Tournament time. Oh my goodness look at the payout
This will be two tournaments in one day if we win this we need to hire somebody else as well as Paul
Paul we need you more than ever right now
Oh my goodness, look at this guy.
Oh yeah, we're getting this guy.
Veet.
We got Veet and Paul for this soldier tournament.
Lock in.
It's time.
Zee and Paul.
Plain.
There's no way you're standing.
There's no way you're still standing.
How?
I gave him a chance, man.
If I'd have got hit like that, I'd have just laid down and acted like I was dead.
There's no way I'm going to keep fighting.
Let's go up! Let's go, Paul!
Paul, lock in!
Paul? There's one!
Paul, what are you? Get off him! Get off him!
Paul, you're such a coward!
You don't have a breastplate? You like not?
Yeah, I do. I have one.
Let's go, Paul!
Just wait till Veet gets here. He'll carry us.
Good job, Paul. You did nothing there.
OK, Veet's here now. Let's see what Veet does.
I wasn't looking, what happened?
So, the most expensive soldier we've ever invested in immediately comes in and swings
his mace and it slips out of his hand and it flies out of the arena.
dog. The most expensive soldier yet. Okay. So I said bro, light on his resume. That's
like a major league baseball player swinging it up in a pitch in a bat slips out of their
hands and flies into the crowd. That's the same thing. Okay. Vee here now. Let's see
dog and I'm pretty sure Paul instantly died I think Paul's laying on the ground
dead yeah Paul's out Paul got back up oh my goodness winnable
I'm carrying.
Uh-oh.
That dude is gone.
Let's go, Veet!
Oh, you gotta win the Winesman!
Veet.
Who is this doober? I want this guy on my team! Who is this doober?
This dude is insane!
That must be Mean Rads cousin!
Bob!
Oh my goodness!
I can't believe I'm saying this Paul, but you're the only person I can rely on right
right now. I can't believe it, Paul. Lock in, Paul. Oh my goodness. Last one. Both of
are still alive. We can win this. I'll handle Big Buddy right here.
No. Oh, no, I just got knocked out. Oh, no, Paul's gone. V, I need you. V. Big Buddy's
Big buddy's hurt!
Veet!
Don't you quid on me!
Don't you quid on me, Veet!
Veet!
I got Big Buddy!
Veet!
Give up! Give up!
Wait!
Nah, you know what? You're gonna prove yourself right now.
I can't let him die.
I'm dying.
We did it.
No, no, I took my helmet off last second.
What does have to buy another one chat?
We unlocked two whole new divisions in one day, by the way.
We unlocked two whole divisions in one day.
That was goaded.
Dude, this game mode is actually so fire.
Oh my goodness.
Dude, that game mode is so good.
Lock in.
Spooky time.
Oh, chat.
My voice is gone.
have mercy it's it's actually gone
Cody.
Hey, Chad.
You best get you a diaper, y'all.
Because it's...
Spooky time!
You best get you a dypion.
it is spooky time up in this thing. Do you understand? Do you? Do you understand that
it's spooky time right now? Do you understand? Oh yeah, this looks coded. Lock in chat. It's
Spooky time of the night!
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
We're hanging up that beautiful... come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.
I'm feeling romance.
I'm feeling a moment.
Yes.
Spooky time again.
It be.
It is.
Yonder goes spooky time.
Name of this game is
New face on the block chat you ever in a new face on the block
I said hold up.
Yes.
I said hold up.
Oh, yeah.
Just to the left of the Jesse plushie, you'll notice there's a very small plushie of me
right here. There's another one. I think there was three up here. Pretty sure
Kitty stole one of them and there's one laying in the floor in my bedroom.
Because I woke up yesterday and there was just one in the floor in my bedroom and
and there is no other person it could be besides kitty where's kitty oh she in
here she probably sleep I can actually guarantee she sleep because I got the
heat on in the house and when I got the heat on in the house she'll find this
one vent and just lay directly on it and absorb all the heat
Lock in.
Crips with the five.
New face on the block.
Oh yeah, we're going high for all these right here at StarForceSystems.com.
What you talking about? Don't play with me.
What you talking about? Do not play with me up in here.
Okay, anything else? Turn that up.
Okay, yep, controls, okay, yep, got it, lock in.
Oh my goodness, is it cinema?
Say it ain't so!
You expect me to read all that? Like are you dead serious?
Like you're for real, okay.
I'm going to tell you a story that happened nearly a decade ago when I was 22 years old.
It was a time of strange, frightening and still to this day, unclear events.
But perhaps the most terrifying moment was when an intruder somehow made their way into
my home uninvited.
What?
You should always remember to lock your doors, even when you're inside.
That's actually the best advice ever.
Even if you're at home, I don't care if you're at home and it's broad daylight, lock your
doors, make it a habit too, for real. It was November 1st, 1992. Because there's
really no reason not to. You'll be surprised at how many people just leave
their door unlocked. Now, if you live in a decent area, you can leave the door
open. Like, if it's like a nice day outside, you want some breeze to come in.
But yeah, other than that, yeah, keep that thing locked for real. If the doors closed,
keep that thing locked. It was November 1st, 1992. Matter of fact, sorry to cut it off again,
but you could invest in some of the automatic locking doors, so you don't have to think about
locking it every time. There's some doors you can get, some door knobs you can get,
that when you close the door, it automatically locks from the inside. You ain't even got it,
you ain't even got a you know but yeah anyway it was November 1st 1992 after
finishing my bachelor's degree in my hometown I moved to a big city to start
my first job and work towards a master degree on the weekends where the music
go okay around the same time I had broken up with my boyfriend after a few
years together and I knew I needed a change. Moving to a new city felt like a
chance to a fresh moving to a new city felt like a chance to start fresh to
bring something new into my life, something that would fill me with energy
and purpose. But we're in a horror game so there's more to it.
Luckily, or at least what I thought, what I thought that,
What's wrong with me man?
Luckily, or at least that's what I thought at the time, I managed to rent a very cheap
apartment on the outskirts of the city.
That was clean.
It was quite old and still full of junk left by the previous tenants, but the commute to
both work and university was convenient.
A direct tram line, rarely crowded.
Have y'all ever been on a tram before?
I can't say that I have.
The cough drops are getting to you, facts.
Yo, Rover with the 50 gift this solves.
Yo, give me some Ws for Rover with the 50 gifted.
Oh my goodness.
W Rover for real with the 50.
I appreciate that, thank you.
It was quite old and still full of junk
left by the previous tenants with the commute.
Okay, yeah, tram line.
That evening was supposed to be my only,
Only my third night in the new apartment.
I hadn't even settled in yet.
I had just gotten off the tram
after a full day of work.
Yo, yo, chill, what was that?
Oh my goodness, you're not just getting me like that.
Come on, who game look clean, though?
Game look clean for real.
Hold on!
Alright, I guess we're going home then.
Life.
Late night commute home after a full day of work.
Yo, this game look clean? Oh my goodness.
Hey, you better slow down! Don't do it!
You know you speak!
Okay, the street lights in the alley are decently bright.
That's always a good sign.
Okay.
What is that?
What am I hearing?
What's crib do I live in?
Oh my goodness.
I don't know what that noise is I'm hearing but I know I don't like it.
Maybe it's like a dumpster lid moving in the wind or something.
Monte Carlo with the fire.
Okay, what house do I live in exactly?
I like the little sun flyers though and things clean.
I can't go this way. Okay. Thank you.
Oh, I bet I live over here.
There's a light on.
And here it is my new home apartment number 47.
I thought got it.
Let's hope it's not creepy.
Hey case. When is the nutty putty cave stream buddy?
buddy, that cave is sealed off because that dude, uh, what was his name?
Was it John Jones? I think not, not the fire, John Jones, but a guy named John
Jones died in that thing.
I'm pretty sure it was him, right? There was a dude named John Jones and he went
in the nutty putty cave and died and they couldn't even get his body out. So
they just sealed it off. There's a movie about it.
Okay, we live in apartment number 47, so.
There's a movie?
Yeah, there is a movie about it, I'm pretty sure, right?
I bet that would be stressful.
You know what a stressful movie slash documentary is?
solo. If you've never watched free solo, I remember when Alex
Hanold climbed that skyscraper like a couple weeks ago when
people were acting like it was the craziest thing ever. Bro,
that was like essentially Alex Hanold walking around in his
backyard. That was nothing compared to free solo. If you
think Alex Hanold climbing that skyscraper was crazy, go watch
free solo where he soloed El Capitan. That is the most
stressful movie you'll ever watch and then watch the
The alpinist. The alpinist is good too, R.I.P.
Yep.
Here it was, my new home.
I don't know how he does it, dude.
If you watch Free Solo, you will actually be tweaking.
Like, it is wild.
Do I not have the key to my own apartment?
Hello?
Hey!
I need maintenance!
I need a key!
Why can't I get in my own crib?
Oh wait, was that?
Oh, there we go.
Did I unlock it?
Can I get in?
There we go.
All right, let's hope this thing ain't too creepy.
All right, chat our new home.
And it's creepy.
I want to move out immediately.
You got to be kidding me.
The vibes are so off like that.
Why is there a people mechanic?
Oh, no.
Oh man, yeah, there's a lot of stuff later on.
Y'all know the drill.
Every time we play a board game, but we're at a home, we turn on every light in the
house all...
Ah!
Tomatoes!
I thought I'd eat no tomatoes?
Tomatoes!
How about eatin' no tomatoes?
Alright.
Okay.
The house is bigger than I thought it was.
I don't like that because the bigger the house is, the more scary it is.
And that's a fact.
that's just a fact. Okay, yeah, I do not like the vibes in here. I feel like it's
savable though. Why there's always that one inconspicuous locked room in the
house. What's up with that? Oh my goodness, there's too many rooms. Oh,
Okay, we've got a dookie room and then a bathroom.
Okay, yep.
Got it.
Okay, let's close these.
Yo, is that toilet messed up?
We had a toilet cost that they wanted.
Yeah.
GG.
Oh my goodness, it's you again.
Quad ball.
quad ball. Hey, case my sister's quad ball team won the Southwest Regionals.
What was the one other team?
I don't understand, if y'all missed this, this individual gave some bits a long time
ago, a few months ago, talking about quad ball, and then we proceeded to spend the next hour
and a half of stream making fun of quad ball.
My sister's quad ball team won the Southwest Regionals for college quad ball.
Congratulations. Also my aunt and uncle are friends with Alex Hanold. They live in
Yosemite or Yosemite. That's cap, by the way. That's cap. That's actually cap. I
don't believe that for a second. Actually, I do believe that. That's cool.
Tell them to tell them I said I'm a big fan.
Not that clip this and give it to your aunt and uncle.
Clip this exactly right here and let them know, yo, Alexander, I'm a big fan, bro.
For real, you cool in my in my opinion.
You're real cool.
I'm a big fan and you're cool for real.
Yep.
Don't ask me to collaborate.
No, because I'm not climbing nothing.
But I just want you to know mutually.
I got some respect for you for real.
We ain't collabing because I ain't I ain't climbing.
climbing the. Alright, thank you.
Like, yo, Alexander wants a collab. What's he want to do?
Climb a 4,000 foot cliff? What? Ain't no way. Ain't no way. You
got me messed up. My new bedroom was quite comfortable. It
just needs a box fan. First two nights I spent here, I actually
slept surprisingly well.
The air really fell stale. I thought I'd better open the balcony doors to let it air out.
Check. Any room can be made into a vibe if there's a box fan or two in it. No joke.
Box fans are the biggest vibe savior in the world, actually.
Like if you were in prison for the rest of your life, having a box fan in your prison cell for that entire time would make it five times easier.
five times easier.
All right, the view's kind of clean.
I'd be glad for this view, if you clean.
Okay, open the doors to both balconies.
Is this another?
Oh no, leave that open.
All right, let's go find the other balcony.
Wow.
Oh.
Who that?
Who is that? Let me open my other door real quick, before I go look.
Alright, we got some air circling. Oh look, there's a little bird ski! He's chilling!
Okay, who is this?
There's nobody there.
Did somebody deliver a package or something? Maybe I'll order something off Amazon. No?
Okay. Alright, let me go back into Creole.
Door's locked, right? Yep, door's locked. Okay, have I looked at every room in the house I think I have, except for this inconspicuous locked door.
the door. What now? Oh, I haven't been in here yet. What is this room? The landlord
had specifically asked me not to enter the other two rooms. Oh, why? What am I hearing?
Yo, this toilet's a piece of junk!
Need a new flapper valve on it or something.
I...
What am I supposed to do now?
the warehouse toilet.
Yo, dad, if you're watching this, actually,
toilet here, it was constantly running the other night,
but I couldn't get to stop running,
and it was just dumping water into the tank,
so I had to shut the water off,
so we're gonna have to look at that probably whenever.
I forgot to tell you that I could even make myself dinner I knew I had to fix the place
up put empty bottles in the box alright I figured those empty bottles were a good place
to start yo court with another T and W court with another T and thank you I appreciate
that court W court for real thank you empty bottles in a box what box are we
talking here
a W chore do or chat you know what I mean W chore do or sorry box over here
oh there is a box there we go boom there's more here yep who lived here
before they just left trash everywhere. Oh my goodness.
It was like when y'all lived here, chat.
Y'all know y'all creep dirty too late. Ain't y'alls
creep dirty, just admit it.
Y'all ain't cleaning.
You just you just sitting you just sitting in a bedroom
under the fan playing video games all day.
Okay, no more bottles in here. This room's relatively clean, actually.
Bro! I ain't got time for this, man! I just moved in here, you already playing! Stop playing
with me! Hello!
Hey, we've got a problem here.
Chad, we've got a problem here.
How did that door get cracked again?
Did I do that?
Maybe it doesn't like latch
and it just opens up on its own.
That's probably what it is.
And like the width.
Oh my goodness, I see the face of a kid in that door.
I'm about to puke.
Dog, am I trippin'?
Do y'all see that?
I know y'all see it too.
In the bottom right of that door,
there's a face of a kid.
Hello?
Yo, no way, that's gotta be a reflection.
That has to be a reflection. Stop, yo, that is, that is scary, actually. Bro!
It's still there!
Dude!
Why are the lights off for the kitchen?
For the bedroom.
Yo, stop, man. Let me check in here.
Bro, you know you drank too much. You got bottles in the bathroom.
That is a hundred percent just a little kid!
Clip that there was something in the bedroom? What?
Was it for real?
It's still there!
Why are the lights off for the kitchen?
For the bedroom.
Y'all are tripping.
There wasn't nobody in there.
It's the bird.
That's a bird on the balcony, bro.
Look, that's some bird action.
That is actually so creepy.
That little kid standing there, that's like actually creepy.
No joke.
That is insane how creepy that is.
Is there more bottles in here?
Those just disappeared.
Okay, maybe there's someone here.
The door closed on its own.
Why is there more crows now?
Yo, what is happening?
Dude, that is so creepy, man!
I don't think I'll understand how creepy that is right there, that is creepy!
That little kid!
Go say hi man, forget that kid, you didn't learn how to withstand it people!
Why are you standing at me? It's my house kid!
You see it?
Demon with the fire.
All right, I'm done with the bottles. What now? Do I go throw them out?
What is that? What's the radio doing?
What was that?
That evening I decided to clean up the trash before going to bed.
I can't there's another bird why is there so many crows
Doors are closing on their own dude
Yeah, y'all to been moved out like you'd have been moved out there
Hello
Oh, no. Oh, no. I cannot play this. What just happened? Bro, there's two of them!
Yo, I got chills for real. This is horrible!
I
Don't
Well, who are y'all man?
man? Alright, let's think about this rationally here. The landlord specifically said don't
go in that room or that room. Maybe Bro thinks it's funny he just don't put two dolls here
They're staring at me. That is unbelievably creepy.
Dog, I'm gonna throw up.
I'm actually gonna throw up.
I just heard somebody call thing. Who was that? That sound like me.
That sounded actually sounded just like a Judy after a whole pack of cigarettes
that sounded just like a Judy RIP
all right bro is there any more trash anywhere I'm about to puke this is like
actually crazy
Uh, do y'all see that shadow right there?
There is a shadow of a person right there.
Hello?
Yo, why is this game so scary?
I was not expecting this.
What is this?
Seriously.
What am I playing?
Duh!
This is actually, I don't know why there's something about this game, this is like the most unsettling game I've ever played.
What is, who is that?
Was that the landlord?
There is a shadow of a person right there.
Hello?
Yo, why is this game so scary? I was not expecting this. What is this?
Dude dude
The landlord's a creep bro the landlord's literally a creep
That I think that's the landlord bro. That has to be
That's the landlord's crib
Dude, I don't feel good.
Toothers still there too.
Oh my.
Is there any more trash I need to pick up, bro?
Was that here before?
I don't think it was.
Why is there a shadow here?
I don't see any more trash maybe I miss on somewhere why is the radio
running again?
Chad I don't feel good bro this is creepy.
Am I missing some trash?
Chad I don't feel good bro this is creepy
Am I missing some trash
There's someone a floor
Dude, dude, you know how uncomfortable this is like you don't even feel at home in your own house
You're just being watched that is insane
The top of the piano you missed there's a piano in this house what oh my goodness modem
Tell me that's all of it
Bro, I don't even think I can sleep in this house. No joke
All the others are a lot more
All right, I
Took out the trash. Let's not come back. Let's just not come back seriously. This is this is ridiculous
My goodness, bro
I'm good. It's just grandma.
We're good.
Yo quackity sent bits.
Quackity sent a thousand bits in Irm case. That's actually my house in real life
Yo, W quackity man
That's my boy right there man W quackity threat, that's my home
My bad, bro, I didn't know you live here my fault
Are you the landlord or something you spying on me is creepy up here quackity for real
Now hold on now.
W Quackity Frill, I appreciate that, bro.
Thank you.
W Quackity Chad, actually, that's my homie right there, that's a good dude, man.
Alright, old lady.
Good day, dear child.
I'm Irena.
Okay.
Nice to meet you, Irena.
kind of creep me out a little bit though just staring at me like that have you
been the one ringing my doorbell all the time yeah for real somebody to ring my
doorbell twice oh no absolutely not well I was hoping it was you so I don't
know who it is now so they started ringing yours too started who's ringing
Oh, them who?
I ended up liking them actually.
Who are you talking about, Irina?
I'm about to move out of here.
Good people, not some hoodlums or scoundrels.
You don't need to be afraid of them.
I know, notice how she's not saying who they are.
Then why were you standing outside by door?
I wasn't.
just passing by, heading upstairs actually. Cap. Funny timing, that's all. Cap.
Granny was spying on us. 100% Granny was spying on us. Ain't no doubt about it.
Anyway, it's nice having a new neighbor. It won't be long. Trust me, I'm about to
move out of here. There was some creepy stuff. I'm getting spied on. It's
such a young one, such a lovely one.
It was nice meeting you as well, I guess, I add it in my mind.
Please don't let me stop you.
Go wherever you were going.
Bye.
You gonna leave?
I arena.
All right, I'm gonna go take my trash out.
Excuse me.
Can you can you go somewhere?
Okay.
You know what a dumpster is that?
All right, Irina.
GG.
You know what? I'm actually going to be happy to go outside.
What's good, big doll?
they don't. If you had the power to bring back the dead, your relatives, would you do
it? Yeah? Have you lost someone close to you? Yeah, or a P.A. to you? I don't know. I'm sorry.
We have a lot of work today.
I really don't have time to talk.
You have a good night.
Chat, all the neighbors are creepy.
I don't know why the crowd's shitting me.
I'm so lost that my mind is on the ground.
What is going on there?
What?
That had to be like in our imagination or something.
Okay, we're the dumpster app. Who is that?
There is so many people just hanging out.
Who are you?
Kitty!
Who are you?
Okay, you have a good day
The doll maybe maybe she got one too dark with the five
Now if we go back into the crib and the doll ain't there no more than yes, you saw that thing
But trash to go
Why is this door open now
I can't go in here. I don't know why I would even approach it.
I was kind of expecting a jump scare.
All right, let's go back home. Even though I feel more comfortable outside than home,
Dude, what is up with this fool?
Grandma?
Big dog, you ain't got nothing else to do, for real?
I have a good one.
We gotta move out of here. There is no way we're going to keep living here. I fear you got me messed up.
And I'm not gonna feel any better getting in the house either.
Oh Lord.
CG.
Who was that shadow?
There's crows all in the house now.
What's happening?
What?
There's only one now.
The doll moved.
Bro, I can't.
I can't.
Who is it now, that shadow's gone too.
It's nobody again.
I am so scared dude.
Granny, is that you again?
Why do the lights keep flickering
and like that noise happening?
GG, actually.
Hey, let's pack everything that we have.
That's ours.
and get out of here, like seriously.
The shadow is there now, bro, what?
my
So I said sleep in the bathroom facts.
I'll make me eat something out.
Yeah.
Dinner was the last thing on my list before I could find the rest.
Rest in here?
No.
Ain't no way.
All right.
Some steak action.
All right.
Let's throw this on the stove.
We didn't even flip that.
Okay, I aided silence doing my best not to think about the doorbell.
Oh, it's the doorbell.
Well, that's, is that, let's make that noise.
That's,
we're about to get jumpscared by yourself.
I just had an intuition, intuitive,
intuition, allitive feeling
that we're gonna get jumpscared on the way to the bedroom.
Lock in.
I just know it, I just know we are.
Oh my goodness, I'm gonna cry.
I made sure the front door was locked, then I went to the bedroom to sleep.
I'm 99% sure that the bedroom where the door is locked, but I'll go check anyway.
Yeah, this lock, let me check the, uh, yeah.
Let me check the house real quick, just to make sure everything's alright before we go
to bed.
That shadow is still there.
What?
Okay.
Nothing in here.
Okay.
Wow.
What?
Woo!
OK.
Nothing in here.
Woo!
I'm gonna throw up.
Woo!
Nothing in here.
Can I sleep with the light on, please?
Let me sleep with the light on.
Oh my goodness this game is creepy bro like seriously after a long restful night I spent
the entire next day at the university in the evening I took the tram back to my new neighborhood
at that time there was little to suggest what was yet to come still I feel a faint uneasiness
faint uneasiness. Big dog, faint. I'm about to faint because it's so uneasy. It's not
a faint uneasiness. A faint uneasiness after the doorbell rings. Yeah, not the two little
kids watching us from the door and the creepy dude next door that's looking at us. The birds
flying into my apartment through the balcony and the strange conversations with my neighbors.
Because of all that, one unsettling thought kept lingering in the back of my mind.
Was I truly safe in my new home?
I'll answer that for you.
No.
All right.
Back to the crib.
GG for real. GG for real, Chad. Oh my goodness. Just recently I've been living in my hometown.
parents house green quiet safe okay after the breakup the city felt like the
right escape back then it made sense I actually unironically listen to that
song all the time that song that was just playing that song is a
that song is a
What's the name of it?
I forgot but I know it's on like my Starstream playlist or not playlist but when I click
one of them it's always in there.
What is that noise?
What's it called? I don't know. Just now it goes like doom-doom-da-da-da-da-da!
Why's that door open?
Well, everything's even creepier outside today.
I'm sure it won't be any better inside the apartment.
Yeah, let's go in.
there's more crows oh my goodness man can you stop bro somebody get this dude
dude please
the crows crows everywhere crows are a sign of death yeah that's what they say
Hey, ain't it? I think that's actually what they say.
I'm telling you. Death, he said.
I appreciate you for killing my vibe. You have a good night, sir.
Why is there like paint all over all the walls? What is happening?
Oh my goodness, what is going on, bro?
That's blood. I'm coping by saying it's paint. Not gonna lie. Let's just get back in the crib.
Here we go.
I wanted to make the place feel more like mine.
Yeah, here it is again.
I listen to this song all the time.
This song is a bop.
I forgot the name of it, but I know it's Goatn.
Sharks with the 5.
Someone's playing games, not this time.
I'm gonna find out what this is about, I thought.
It's called Warm Smile.
Is it really?
That is what it's called, ain't it?
Yeah, warm smile, yes, the stranger thing song.
Yeah, warm smile by Bolts Supreme.
You're welcome.
Put y'all onto a bop for real.
Yeah, that song's a certified bop.
really no doubt about it. It's probably copyrighted though, GG. Alright, we're gonna go upstairs
and confront our neighbors to see who is ringing our doorbell and running away. Let's go.
I knew you watched Stranger Things. Oh, buddy, I do not. I just know that song. I do not
watch no strange thing. Why is it so quiet?
How do we know?
Oh my goodness, I'm so scared.
Jones with the five or with the 10. Thank you.
The paint is cracking more the higher up we go.
Maybe they started renovating from the bottom up.
OK, there's more paint on all the walls.
How high up?
Who?
Who lives in there?
What's the dog doing?
Hey, it's that little girl that was outside earlier.
Hey, are you messing with the doorbell for real?
Who's doing it?
Why is there a bunch of dead crows around here?
Hi, my name is...
I'm gonna call you Agnes for real.
I'm gonna call you Agnes.
I got my cows named Agnes.
That's just cool.
Anyway.
Chay, y'all ever seen Agnes?
You have a cow?
Yeah, I got four of them.
We're Amelia.
Okay, that's cool.
We?
Why do you keep ringing my doorbell?
Why are you living in our apartment?
What's you mean?
It's yours?
It belongs to my friend Marta.
I didn't know it used to belong to your friend, but she doesn't live here anymore.
Why are you saying I'm living here?
Yo, kid, don't play with me.
Quit ringing my doorbell.
Actually, stop.
I got time for all this
Then will you be my friend instead? No, I won't
Only if you stop fooling around and ringing my door all the time deal. That's actually a good deal. Yeah
Hmm. Okay
promise I
Guess I can promise
Then it's a deal
Yay, so we're officially friends you can visit me anytime at number 60 don't count on it. Okay, don't count on it
Oh since we're friends now I have to tell you something
What he's coming for you
Ha who a strange man he used to live in your apartment
What?
I'm so happy you're my friend.
Wait, we're just gonna ignore that? Hello?
Yo, big dog, I am going home. I'm packing whatever I got.
And I am outta here.
Oh my goodness, I see.
I'm going home.
I am going home.
Yo, I cannot do this.
You got me all the way messed up, I fear.
What is down there?
I have to go down here?
I'm lost.
It's over.
Who's standing at the end of the hall?
Yo, Amelia, is that you?
Lord have mercy, this is creepy.
Oh, who is that?
Where is my apartment?
bro, what's going on for real?
Please stop.
Okay, my apartment should be right down here, I think.
Is this my house?
Yes, it is. Let me in.
Never thought I'd be saying I'm glad to be back in here. Oh my
goodness, dude. What was that?
Alright. Let's turn on every light in the house and make sure everything is as it should
be as much as it can be anyway. Let's get some air circulation again. Not gonna lie,
that kind of brings the vibe up. Yeah, get some air circulating. I don't see the shadow
in this room today. The dolls back in that room. So that thing somebody's either
sneaking in here and moving around or that thing's moving on its own. Either way
it ain't good.
That kid is still in the door chat. Bro. Okay door to the bedroom. Bedroom lights
Let's open the balcony door again.
Somebody just tied to the chat said, I don't want a Nissan Pathfinder because Bro's an
ads.
does not want a Nissan Pathfinder. Yo Cole with the five thank you. Yo. Check the whole
house y'all know the drill that kid's still there.
Now what do we make something to eat or something?
I had dinner at university at the cafe, but I completely forgot to buy coffee.
So we're going to make some coffee.
I didn't want to start the next day without coffee, so I went to a nearby grocery store.
All I had to do was turn left after leaving the building and walk through the park.
Yo, W. Gavs for giving me directions, actually.
After we leave the building and walk from you know what we need this we need a little trip to the supermarket for real
after all this stress and like
We need us a little casual trip to the supermarket
Maybe this will bring the vibe up a little bit
As long as that creepy dude still ain't standing around here
Okay
I still don't know what's going on in there.
Dude, do you not have anything else to do, man?
Like, bro.
Oh, that was a leaf.
All right.
Said go left outside the building and go through the park.
Got it.
Maybe we bust another left right here.
What?
where's the store at? Thank you so much for these streetlights actually dude these things
are bright. Thank you. I don't like the whale noises because it's creeping me out. Okay this
is the park. I was not aware that the park was going to be creepy but it is. This looks
more like a cemetery. What? Do you believe in ghosts? No. Ever since my family died,
Helena and Marta. Marta. That's what the little girl said was living here before. Do you see
those two glowing eyes above his head? Look above his head like towards the top of the
screen. There's two glowing eyes. Do y'all see that?
Right under that leaf.
Bro.
Some say Helena still shows up around here covered in blood wearing a white
gown. They say she walks through the park at night. This was her favorite
place. She liked to sit on that bench, read her books and go for walks. I
knew her. She even talked to someone like me. Shame what happened to her. Thank you
for the creepy info, big dog. I appreciate it. Who is that standing up there? Why did
everything just go dark?
Oh my goodness, I am super inting.
That person just disappeared after that blast went by.
Okay, I'm glad to be here
Okay
Ma'am, can I just sleep in here, please? I don't want to go back home
It's creepy this people trying to kill me can I just like put like a palette or something right here to sleep in here
This place of hot for real. No, okay
We're the coffee at ma'am, you know what a coffee at no I'll find it
Yo, this place is kind of creepy too, never mind.
Oh, there's coffee right there.
Boom.
Were you the one who moved into the giraffe?
What?
Number?
The giraffe.
Oh, that's what we call that block.
Not sure why, to be honest.
Oh, yeah, that's me, I guess.
How do you even know it's me?
here news travels fast especially when you work at the store you've had you've
heard who used to live there before you haven't you actually know Helena and
Jacob they had a daughter too but I don't remember her name you think that's
That's the little kid.
Halina used to come by the store all the time.
Used to.
Oh, so you really don't know anything, do you?
No.
I want to move out, though.
I don't know why we're still living there.
It's creepy.
The whole family went away at once for two weeks.
Only Jacob came back.
People say they went on vacation, but who really knows?
So Jacob killed his family and that's why the apartment's haunted.
I still see Jacob sometimes.
He's different now.
And I bet Jacob is the creepy landlord.
He used to be handsome older than me and very attractive.
Okay, I did not need to know that.
I had a bit of a crush on him back in the day. Then he lost it. Weird singing and
screaming started coming from the apartment court with the five. Thank you.
He disappeared for days. Then the drinking started. He quit his job. Eventually
he was deep in debt and had to sell the apartment. Or so the gossip goes. He
still comes by sometimes if he manages to beg something off someone he'll buy a
bottle. Every time I see him, I get chills. He's so weird.
There's just something off about him. And no one knows really what happened to his
family.
But you know what they say? It's usually the husband who kills the wife with a
child. Can you imagine? Anyway, 30,000 please 30,000 for some coffee.
What is this, a Nistong Pathfinder?
Excuse me.
Maybe it's a different currency.
Maybe I'm tripping.
It's got to be what it is actually.
Fear that or it's the year one million
All right, thank you. Can I get a bag with that? No, he's gonna make me carry it appreciate it. No bag
Do they used to make
I'm gonna go to a gas station bro. I would buy like a few things
Be like four or five things they start checking it out
And they start scanning it and they just put it back on the thing.
It's like, I just start grabbing it one by one.
Like I guess I'm just going to carry this with no bag.
And then when you have everything in your hand, they're like, do you need a bag?
It's like, no.
I done picked up everything and now you're offering a bag.
Has that ever happened to you all before?
That used to happen so often.
It's like, dude, I got like five things and you didn't bother putting in a bag.
And now that I picked everything up one by one.
I'm talking like an actual, two-hand full of stuff,
and now you tell me you need a bag.
No, I don't need one now.
And in what one of those situations
that there was a bag right there,
the bags were behind the counter,
and they had to put it in the bag.
What a Karen, I'm not a Karen,
because I never once complained there,
I'm complaining now, but he got me messed up.
I'm one of those type of people that if somebody does something like horrible customer service,
I won't say nothing while I'm there.
But if I'm with a friend after I'm like you, you won't believe what happened.
Because I understand people like have like their own problems in their life.
so I'm never gonna like blow up on somebody
or make them feel stupid for messing up
when they're doing something for their job.
But later I'll be like, yo, I can't believe they did that.
Like the bag action.
It's like, bro, where my bag at?
Like, where my bag, man?
Oh, we're getting rid of the personal things
with the apartment, okay?
Maybe that'll clear the curse.
And make this place my own.
Big dog, let's just move.
What you wanna make the place your own for is haunted.
I usually politely correct them, I don't even do that.
Like if I was at a restaurant order to steak
and they brought out like a piece of chicken,
I could just eat the chicken.
Why was there a kid just right by there?
Was that Amelia?
What a whip dude, I don't like causing problems man.
What are you doing kid?
Quick come here and help me.
Oh we're Agnes, you're Amelia, okay yeah.
My kitty got lost in the basement.
You got me messed up out there. You not lost your mind, kid.
You have actually lost your mind.
Yo, it's getting more creepy, y'all. I don't go help.
I got my cup of coffee. My can of coffee.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Yo, Amelia, Amelia, what? I don't have a flashlight.
Don't you dare. You thought I was locking you in? Oh, come on. We're friends, remember?
would never do something we'd never do something like that and we agree no more
silly pranks I don't bring your doorbell anymore well unless I want to visit
you you actually have me taking you is gonna log me in here good one kid you
actually have me that you don't lock me in and I'm about to be tweaking wait you
need any more help or what
where's the cat I bet the cat was never even lost she just did that for like
I'm going home.
What website sells the kitty thumbsticks?
I haven't been sure what you want to buy them.
Um, Control Freak.
It's controlfreak.co.
Gives you some kitty thumbsticks.
Shout out to Control Freak.
W-Blood.
control freak with a K. Alright, back home. What? My door was unlocked. So, yeah, something's
That's not right, actually.
Chad, it's bad.
We've been talking about something bad going to happen.
Something actually bad going to happen now.
Check the house.
Stop. That's the second...
That's the second time that door's opened on its own.
I'm going to pass out.
What?
What door is closed?
Help?
Did the light go off?
Stop playing with me, man.
Stop.
That kid is still there bro
We're good relax everything's gonna be I
Open the balcony up we gonna go to bed
Can't I go to bed?
I can't go to bed. What do I got to do?
what was that what what was that
So I said longest fart ever true
That's actually what that sounded like lowkey. That was nasty for real
Yo, seriously, can I go to bed or something? I
Can't do this I can't do this. I'm about to cry
The body farted!
Lights are back off.
Why is everything red?
Stop!
This door is open?
This is the room that Creepy Guy was in!
I can't do this!
What is that noise?
Stop!
Let me go, baby!
That kid's still there too.
Oh, that's a TV.
Please.
Somebody help me!
Somebody saved me from this nightmare.
What?!
Someone was standing at my door.
Excuse me?
What?
I can't open it. I'm kind of glad I can't, but I had to call the police. You just now
Now go carponi!
Emergency services, what's your emergency?
I do, dude, help me!
I need help, somebody at my door!
He keeps ringing the bell over and over.
I don't know who he is, he won't stop.
Is he trying to break in?
Bro, just stand the polies.
Not yet, I don't think so, bro.
That's, you have to say,
he is trying to bang my door down with an axe.
Don't act like it's not a big deal, or they won't come.
He's been ringing the doorbell nonstop for the last few minutes.
He just stands there, I'm alone, I don't feel safe.
What's your address?
Redacted.
She knew I was streaming. She didn't want to get doxxed.
Please, can you send somebody and officers on the way?
Try to stay calm and don't open the door.
What do I do? Can I turn this TV off, like?
What do I do? Do I just wait for the police?
Is that a giant crow outside the window? I thought that was a reflection this whole time
Yo, let's go let's go hide somewhere like actually let's go hide somewhere. Is there like a closet we can get into or something?
Bro bus start kicking the door down. I know it can I get in here? No, I can't GG
It's everything all good.
Oh, it's the police.
Good evening, ma'am. We got your call. Are you alright? Yes, thank you for coming. He's
gone now, I think. Did you actually see who it was? No, but I got a suspicion. His name
was Jacob. Oh my goodness, Chad. Like, I knew it was going to happen. What is wrong with
Y'all man, like I knew it as soon as I opened the door. I knew what y'all was going to be on bro
Oh my goodness
Not really he was standing with us back to the door the whole time he never showed his face
any details at all clothing age yeah he was wearing this really old worn-out coat
kind of grayish green he had light hair maybe in his late 40s early 50s just a good description
not gonna lie it's hard to say I only saw him through the people hmm all right I didn't see
anyone in the building or on the street just now, but I'll stick around the area
for a while tonight. I appreciate that for real. Thank you. You don't need to
worry. I'll keep an eye out. Okay. Thanks. It just felt really strange. If he
comes back or anything else happens, call 997 immediately. Thank you.
Appreciate you for real.
Salami with the five.
Okay, well that's good to know, bro's gonna- Is the cat in here?
What?
Kitty!
What are you doing here?
You must have gotten tan around my legs when I was talking to the policeman.
Come here, I'll take you to Amelia, she was looking for you.
No, I want to steal the cat!
No!
Man!
Alright, we'll take it to Amelia.
Cop with the five, thank you.
Alright, she lives in apartment number sixty.
Well, at least we know we're safe for tonight because he's going to keep an eye out for us.
I appreciate him for that.
Why is it completely dark?
Oh, I gotta go this way.
Okay.
Appointment number 60.
G.G.
What am I hearing?
Bro, that is so creepy.
Where is apartment number 60, Chad?
Lord half mercy.
I hate this building, me too.
I have no idea why we don't want to move out.
Okay, I think she lives down here.
Yep.
Is this her house?
Apartment number 60.
Yo, Amelia!
You are so creepy.
Where's your parents at?
There's no way that you're by yourself.
Oh, is that your parents?
Okay.
Hey, I returned y'all's cat.
I'm a hollow Joe the shopkeeper that looks yeah that looked like the shopkeeper earlier
when we went to the sword no joke behemoth hamster would another see and thank you
let me out of here bro
oh i can't go that way i forgot
lured half mercy yo can we call a mate it's a something get somebody's lives turned on this
is ridiculous living conditions
Somebody said I'm finna start crying, true.
W game though, this game's been actual cinema and it's very scary.
This has been a great horror game, no joke.
Tell me I'm almost back home.
Yeah, you know that breath, huh?
You know what it is.
Why is this my house?
Can't believe I'm saying it again, but I'm glad to be back.
Why do all my lights keep turning off, bro?
I was gone for, like, two minutes.
Lord have mercy, man.
Please just leave my lights on.
This house too creepy to have lights on.
Okay.
After what happened that evening, I couldn't fall asleep yet.
I started putting books to tire myself out. I decided to spend some time
organizing the old books scattered around the apartment. GG. The fact, you
know what? I actually feel a little better the fact that this door is
permanently open now. No joke. Because before I was just always wondering what
was in here. But this door right here with the kid standing in it, that one's
another story. I don't know about that one. All right, let's gather the random books around
the apartment and start putting them into a box. There we go. Any books in here? Nope.
Who took my coffee?
We've walked all the way to the store and back.
Why is there a flashlight in here?
Don't you dare!
Even if you don't have a flashlight, you're not going to be able to get out of here.
Who took my coffee?
We walked all the way to the store and back.
Why is there a flashlight in here? Don't you dare.
Even think about doing what I think you're gonna do.
Don't you even dare for a second think about it.
No, no, you will not.
Uh-uh. Was there a flashlight in here before?
Yep, the lights out!
I'm out of here!
No keys!
We're about four stories up if we land on like the top of the car or something I think
we're surviving.
Let's just jump out of here.
Like seriously, this is bad.
Oh my goodness, he's eight foot tall.
Where'd my flashlight go?
Can I turn my lights on?
Excuse me, so many years in this place, my home, with my beloved Helena, with my little
Marta.
Don't be afraid to be my name's Jacob.
This apartment used to be mine.
I lived here for years with my family.
I guess I gotta collect those three things.
I know where two of them are.
That bunny is on the balcony
and that little dog is in the bedroom.
I don't know where the ball is.
I just wanna take a few things and then I'll leave.
A few things that'll help me remember my family.
Bring me three toys and five of my daughter's dolls.
Please.
So you break into my house for this.
Are you kidding?
There's that one.
And now he's ordering you around.
You gonna break into my house and give me orders?
But I'm gonna do it though, because I don't wanna die.
But as soon as I'm done, you know we can't call the police
because the lights are off.
If only he hadn't been driving so fast. It was such a beautiful vacation. He just had to slow down.
Why was I the only one who survived? Wait, what? They died in a car crash?
Chad, have y'all seen a ball around here? I don't think I have. Here's this one.
one. What was left for me drinking just to forget? I have not seen a ball in here. Have
Have y'all seen one?
Maybe it's on the other balcony.
Okay, it's not in here.
Yo, W gained for real.
Maybe it's behind this door.
No, let's check the balcony.
It's not in here either.
Okay, it's not in here.
Bathroom?
It ain't in the bathroom, Jack.
The kids room's open.
this is what was in this room the whole time bro w game actually yeah the kids ain't in
there I just see five dollars that belong to Marta then I'll leave you in peace you
shouldn't have broke in here anyway buddy it's too late you're going to jail okay I'm
I'm calling the police.
The other is not doing this.
And so you don't kill me, big dog.
Let's be real.
Excuse me.
They took the money, they took everything, I had to sell the apartment, I joined them,
they called, they worship a demon, one that takes the form of a raven.
That's why all the birds are here.
It has the power to summon the dead, they said.
I believed I could bring them back.
The more thickens, the plot thickens!
I'm sick!
Eventually they brought Marta back.
My Marta.
Same voice, same memories.
I talked to her many times.
We placed her inside a girl, Amelia.
No way.
They both agreed.
They both laughed, at least for a while.
Oh my goodness, that's the backstory on Amelia.
No way, Steve.
Three more dolls.
Wait, there's none in here?
Are they outside the apartment?
I'm glad I can't leave.
Big dog, I don't know where the rest of these dolls are.
No, there ain't none in here, Chad.
No, no doll in here.
Shake the fridge, no way.
Check the fridge? No way. No, imagine. Maybe check the balcony here. Nope, nothing on that
balcony either, sir. There's not many more places there could be a doll in here. Why is
Is that locked?
What?
Oh my goodness, this is so creepy.
Hey, how you doing?
Lord have mercy, please don't chase me.
Please don't chase me, I'm begging you, please don't.
Thank you. Oh my goodness, man. Here's another one for you, but that's not my Martha. I don't
know who she is or what she is, but she's not more than I don't understand what we brought
back. She has memories. She talks like her, but it's not her. I sacrificed everything
for the cold.
have mercy.
Okay.
Who?
That was that same creature that was in the door earlier, huh?
Y'all remember that?
It was standing in that one door?
I know y'all remember-
AHHHHH!
I called it, dude. I called it. I said we was about to get jump-stared.
Didn't I say it?
Oh my goodness, here.
I don't know what else we brought back.
My old neighbors are not themselves anymore.
Some of them joined the cold, others are moving out.
It's November 2nd.
Another summing ritual is about to happen.
Dude, I told you I was about to jump scares, bro.
I knew it, man.
Go downstairs for the last doll.
Bro, you're making so many demands.
You know what I mean?
This dude is not in no position.
to order me around you know what I mean you are in no position to order me
around right here the jump scare didn't even get me case I did so has room in a
time where my reaction to the jump scare scared you more than a jump scare who
They're probably sacrificed and you imagine they sacrificed me after all I've been through.
Imagine.
We're gonna lock that for real.
Here you go buddy, can you leave me alone now?
Each of them shares their body when he wants it and he brings back the long dead, even
my grandfather who died here a long time ago.
But I can't hear you.
You hear him too, didn't you?
You heard them too, didn't you?
They all agreed, every one of them.
Every one of us.
Thank you, now at least I can have some memories.
The demon will disappear soon.
Oh no, it's chosen me, I feel them already.
They'll need another vessel,
I don't know if they already have one.
One upstairs, find the sickest staircase, and get out of the building.
Oh, yeah!
Did he turn into a troll or something?
A raven?
The cult didn't seem interested in me, so I was able to leave the apartment.
That night I stayed at a friend's place.
You should have been doing that the whole time, Bubba.
The next evening after work, we went back together to collect my things.
There was no trace of the cult or Jacob.
The abandoned apartment downstairs looked empty from the outside.
Maybe they had moved somewhere else, or maybe they'll return someday.
To this day, I still don't know what I really saw was the cult truly summoning the dead
or have they simply found a way to take easy money from people consumed by grief and loss.
Dude this game was so good.
That was such a cinema game.
After all, Jacob sold his apartment to some landlord and gave away everything.
Maybe Amelia persuaded by her parents pretended to be Martha.
would explain why Jacob said or Jacob said she had his daughter's memories, but not entirely.
So this was the best war games in a minute. This was so good.
And the things I saw and heard perhaps the cult only wanted to scare me off to get rid of an
unwanted new tenant in the building. As for the ritual, maybe it was just another performance,
meant to confuse and exploit the gullible. At least that's how I try to explain it to myself,
even though so much still doesn't add up facts.
One thing is certain, the unease from that experience
stayed with me for years.
Either way, they succeeded in frightening me.
I didn't want to find out if they would come back.
I left the apartment that very same day.
Shoot, did that three days ago, not gonna lie.
Yo, W game, actually that was so good.
And another unironic game of the year right there,
that was absolute cinema.
No joke for real.
I'm trying to rate that on a scale of one to 10.
That was actually so good.
Oh my goodness.
That was great.
I'm glad I played that.
Hey, W game?
Great stream.
I love y'all, man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight.
Appreciate all the get this subs, don't knows, bits,
follows, and of course I'm pretty sorry y'all
for this hanging out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good night.
Smile ladies, this is Jim and I live and I, peace out y'all.
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