Are we good?
Godly, man, it wouldn't start.
We good.
Are we good, man?
Bro, I don't know why it does that sometimes,
bro, sometimes I'll start to stream
and it just like, it streams it like a hundred bit rate
and it just, it's cooked.
I have no idea why it does that sometimes.
Cheers.
I
Madison, uh, hey, uh, mage, turn, dreamy, right, uh, star, we with the, with the 41
months, WWE cat pig, yo deals with the five gifted W deals with the five gifted lurk,
live, Katie W. Subbers, man, please.
Hey y'all, shout house.
Everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10.
Let me hear it.
How are we doing on a scale of one to 10 up in this thing?
What is type of the chat set am I allowed to leave big dog?
I've been live for less than two minutes and you already ask it.
If you're allowed to leave, I got bad news for you, Bubba.
Hey, I got some real bad news for you.
The answer is no.
It doesn't matter if I'm one minute into stream or if I'm 200 minutes into stream.
The answer remains the same.
the answer? No. It's always the same. No. Yo, YK with the five, WYK with the five.
Sweaty with the five as well. Appreciate you, sweaty with the five as well. Thank you.
Somebody said, how much do you weigh? No joke. Yeah, buddy. It's never a joke when I say
it. 120 pounds. What you mean? What why are you saying? No joke. Like I've joked
about this before. Big dog. It's always the truth. Small with the T and W small
with the T and a it's always the truth. Always.
I did.
Yo, 500 Bits.
Yo, hey, Kase.
My name is Clint.
I just want to say you make my worst days managed when I didn't know what I'd do without
Tuesday's my birthday.
Can I get a happy birthday on turn of 19?
Yo, happy birthday, happy 19th birthday, Clinton.
Chat, tell Clinton happy 19th birthday.
Happy 19th birthday, Clinton.
Thank you.
Um, yo, kill with 500 Bits.
Hey, Kase, my wife, Kelly, is a huge fan.
She wants you every night.
It's a birthday.
Can you get a birthday shout out from Gamer of the Year?
Yes.
Kelly chat. Tell Kelly happy birthday as well. W Kelly happy birthday Kelly. Thank you. Yo patch with the five W patch with the five. Hey case. I'm sorry. I missed the streams all last week. I was in Costa Rica. Will you please forgive me what they got internet over there or something.
I know they got internet over there buddy.
What do you mean.
Yo rain with the five. Thank you.
So, just because he was on vacation in Costa Rica, you couldn't pull up the streams.
You know what that sounds like to me?
That sounds like an excuse to me.
Yo, Mylon with the five, thank you.
Somebody said, exit eight movie trailer, so I peaked that, that does sound interesting.
guys not being so predictable that people are guessing the hoodie every single hoodie you wear.
No, they're not. I have actually I legitimately have no idea
how y'all could have guessed red when the the uh it's been it's been random. GG.
Gigi should I look at the exonate movie trailer?
Let me see.
Bet yeah, yeah, I'll take picture of that ball.
Thank you.
W ball.
Appreciate you ball for the thousand bits.
Thank you.
Let me see.
Kitty, kitty, kitty up in this thing.
Kitty, kitty.
Yo, Sean, what the five?
Yo, Chad, I have a question when it comes to cats, bruh.
How come sometimes a cat'll walk up to you
just to walk by and lay down?
Act like the cat wants to get petted,
But instead of just lay back, lay on their back and just like lay there, right?
Is there any reason for that?
Because they're attention seekers, you know what?
That seems awfully, that seems awfully toxic of you to say that right there.
I think they just do it because they can.
Toe Toe with the T and W. Toe Toe with the T and thank you.
Appreciate that Toe Toe with the T and hey case my fiance doesn't watch your streams.
Can you please call Andrew a goober so I can send it to him?
Yo, Andrew, kitty.
Yo, Andrew, you're a goober by the way, buddy.
Kitty.
Look.
She's right here.
Kitty.
You must make an appearance.
She just standing right there.
She literally just standing there, kiddie.
Look, she walking by, look at that.
She walking by.
Kiddie.
I'm not going to lie and this is meant no offense.
This is meant no offense at all.
Kitty heavy for real.
That is meant in no offense, but Kitty is heavy.
Like for real.
If you're holding a cat out like this, I'm telling y'all, bro, it's actually a workout
like for real.
Bet appreciate you Jojo.
Thank you.
Case of Work is an assistant manager in retail and a couple of kids came in were talking about
you.
and they went completely silent, looked at me like I was the oldest, lamest person alive.
I'm 24.
Why would they do that?
Hello?
Yo, baby mama with the fight. Thank you. That seems how you're gonna be talking about me in the store and somebody else is a viewer.
They're like, yo, I love case. Oh, and then you act like they, they like that's messed up kids.
If you're watching this right now, you want to be ashamed of yourself and you know what you need to do.
back to that store and you need to apologize and say yo it's cool that you're
also a queso viewer and I'm glad that you are
I
Know some people just awkward no bro. No joke
Some people just awkward for real
I'll never forget brah one of the last times I went out in public. This was a while ago
One of the last times I went out in public
Me and my buddy we was going to a grocery store. I wanted me some noodles, man. I was specifically wanting
some Maruchin soy sauce flavor noodles. And I'm talking the big, you know, the big 24 pallet that you can get of them.
And as I was sitting in a truck, one of the employees, he was a young dude, he's probably like 18 years old.
He was doing the buggies, you know, he was putting the buggies up in the parking lot and I had my window cracked a little bit
And I noticed bro looked at me a little long. I'm like, uh-oh
So I went in the store
Me and my buddy we went to store. I got my noodles. I got my big 24 pack of noodles
And I was going argue this embarrassing now like your case, so and there's somebody that knows you and you're living the meme
Buddy you're in my store getting a 24 pack of noodles right in front of me, man
And I went in there. I'd never forget it, bro. These dudes was so awkward. Oh my goodness. I
Went in there me and my buddy went to go check out
It was the dude that saw me in the parking lot and the other guy who was around the same age
They were doing the cashier stuff
They was whispering to each other when I got up there and I already knew what it was
was. Bro looked at me. He said, you case. Oh, I said, yeah, he really didn't have no reaction.
He kind of like smiled and laughed a little bit. And as I was checking out my big giant
thing and noodles, I was like, Hey, don't tell nobody I'm buying this though. No reaction.
Just stone faced. I'm like, okay. How do you not even be like, Oh, don't worry. You didn't
say nothing like how do you not say nothing to that like bro that that's a
that's a mean like I don't understand how you could not say nothing to that like
that was a joke it was the most joke thing ever like yeah don't don't tell
nobody I'm buying all these it's like bro what's no giggle it's like that I
offended them almost
I was like, bro, we about to have to go to parking lot and fight because there ain't
no way I just gave you a joke for free.
And you said nothing.
You didn't even giggle or nothing.
You just stood there like a goober.
I'm like, bro, what?
And both of them did.
They both kind of looked at each other, know where you,
how you gonna ask if I'm queso?
And you see me buying food from the grocery store.
And I say, yeah, don't tell anybody I'm buying these though.
And you don't say nothing,
then why are you even asking if it's me?
Scared?
Bro, if they were scared,
they wouldn't have asked in the first place.
that's the thing. I say you got to bust out laughing or nothing like that. I'm
just saying like, bruh, maybe like, huh, don't worry, I won't something like
that. Like, like big dog. And that was the last time I ever went out public. One
of them. One of the last times. Yeah, I wouldn't cut out for all that. And I'm
a lot. I mean, I was in a Chinese restaurant, man. I was in there
eating. Me and my buddy was in there eating. I think it was the same
night. Taco with the five. So we went to the table sat down. I've
told the story before. I was facing the back wall. My buddy was
across the table facing the door. All of a sudden I hear the
doorbell ring. Somebody came in bro looked up. He looked at me
They said, hey, you're cooked.
I said, what you mean?
I look back, it's a whole family.
There's like two dudes, there's like two girls that are 12.
There's like a kid, there's like a dude that's 16.
He's like, oh yeah, you are cooked.
I said, oh no.
And I was sitting there eating.
The whole family went to sit down
on the other side of the restaurant.
Heard him over there whispering.
I think that's Kato over there.
They whispering, wow, and I'm talking across the restaurant.
I can hear him.
I think that's K-SOUL over there.
I start tweeting, I'm like, uh-oh.
And like during no way, I'm over here getting spotted
and I'm getting spotted at Eaton Place,
not at Eaton Place, that was the problem.
Like I'm over here, Eaton!
And then the dude, the dad came up, he's like,
hey, my son's a big fan, can you get a picture with ya?
I said, yeah.
Sat back down, I took the picture, I'm like,
yeah, go get the bill, I'm getting out of here.
And it's no offense to anybody that's like taking pictures, but bro. I don't know. I just wouldn't cut out for it
I was tweaking. I feel like everybody's looking at me. I was like, oh man, I gotta get out of here. I
Like man, I gotta go. I'm about to leave man
Cuz I broke caught it he saw the whole family walk in bro's like yeah, you're cooked I
Said hi
It is what it is
That was cool though, what no problem with us is the dust tweaking it
I was like, oh man, I feel like everybody looking at me
There was a few old-timers sitting in the back
They kept looking at me after they took a picture like who's this guy? Why they taking pictures with him?
I was like, yeah, I'm about to bounce
I was like, yeah, I'm about to get up out here
Yep, that was cool though
But I will say
that grocery store incident has had stayed on my mind ever since.
Like actually, I will never understand why those guys did not even have a single reaction.
Right?
Chad would you at least do throw like a little laugh in there like haha. Yeah, don't worry. I won't
You would right you to be you to be like, oh, yeah, no you good or something like that I
Would have their fakes facts and that's what I started thinking like all these dudes really don't be watching me
They just saw like a clip
Because if you knew the lore back then and back then it was the fat joke era back then I was oh man every fat joke in the world
It was back in the fat joke era
So they didn't know the actual lore they must just saw like a
They must just saw like a yo my voice is messed up again. Are you kidding me? What's going on?
What is happening
Why is it doing this why don't feel like I'm talking at 50% capacity
Hello
Can y'all hear me
What's the what is the the voice volume normal volume
I think I'm good without them today though look at the supply though three oh
So if I wasn't dire need of these tonight, I would be in trouble.
But I think I'm good.
You know what I wonder?
I wonder what is stopping people from making cough drops that taste just like candy.
I'm not saying cough drops taste bad, but what is stopping you from making them taste
like exactly like candy or something. They do these don't these taste like a
cough drop there's a difference between a cough drop taste and some tasting like
candy these taste like cough drop.
The Ludens Cherry?
So there is a cough drop called Ludens Cherry.
That tastes like candy.
Is it unhealthy?
That's the next question.
get unhealthy may chat life so one fair man all the stuff that's good for you
just tastes like some slop and all the stuff that'll kill you it just it
tastes good bro so you kind of you kind of got to do a balance like I am I
I'm willing to shave off like 20 years of my lifespan
to eat some food that tastes good.
Or do I want to expand my lifespan
and eat some food that tastes like slaw?
And then you get into the conversation.
It's like, well, who lived a better life?
The person that lived to 80
and ate salads and grilled chicken breast
and white rice their whole life
the person that lived today was 60. It was eaten fried chicken, you know, dad gum, uh,
uh, uh, Mickey D's, Wendy's, you know, their whole life. Who did the most living? No, I'm
not over here making an argument to go out and just eat some slaw. Trust me. If you know
me. I give good health advice.
I do.
My mom just sent me something she made today.
Mom, how are you gonna make some shrimp out for a day? You ain't
sending me nine.
She doesn't send me a picture to talk about.
See what I made today.
Cut!
You ain't gonna send me none!
You feel betrayed? Yes, I do. I do feel betrayed. Wouldn't you? Yo, no joke, I need some of
for real like no joke you saved me some is there any way dad could like um before y'all go to bed
where the odds he could like arrange like a little
arrange like a little a i'm gonna bring it to his crib and put it in the fridge
could that happen
Door-dash my parents literally live like within spit and distance of me like actually I could throw a baseball to their crib
Also, I have like the biggest baseball throwing arm of all time so the average person couldn't but I can
Cap bro, dude, there aren't even no point telling you anything because I don't believe
anything but for the few out there that do believe it, bro, I could throw a baseball
350 feet on the fly to home plate. No joke. I could be dead center field 350 feet out,
Not even one bounce throw it from the fence. No load up either. I'm talking backflip lean into it
350 feet on the fly to home plate
Proof I can't do it no more. I blew my arm out. I got Tommy John in my elbow. That's why I'm not an MLB right now
On ironically no joke
I went to the back with Albuquo's on the Cardinals, bro, when I was young, I went to a Cardinals
training camp.
And when I first got to the Cardinals training camp, one of the trainers there said to me
when I first walked in, he said, I heard you got a cannon.
I said, huh.
I said, yeah.
Sure do
Sure do I'll never forget that is stuck with me my whole life
One of the when I first got there one of the trainer said to me at the car at the Cardinals training camp
Bro said I heard you got a can and I said show do
You about to see it too
Sitting there slanging that thing and then one faithful day
One faithful day I was playing dodgeball
All of a sudden, we over there playing dodgeball.
I'm over here.
I'm over here, bro.
I was playing dodgeball.
It was me and my boy Xavier.
It was just me and Xavier left.
And there was like four of them on the other team.
I said yo, Xavier, we got a lot of Keenerborough.
two V four right now. He said, I bet. We sit there. We're like, Oh, yeah, we throw
any things. I load up. I got the dodgeball in my hand. I load up. There's this
doober on the other side of my kid. This kid's about to get his glasses knocked
off. I'm about to hit this kid in the face. Didn't care about the rules. The
rules was, you know, you're playing dodgeball. You ain't supposed to hit nobody
the face. I'm out here trying to knock people out. So, oh yeah, look at this kid over here.
This kid's cooked. Passed with a five. El bully. No, it made me broke. No, it makes
me mad when they throw a ball at me. It's like, oh, you do this ball at me? No, I'm
gonna throw it at your face. How dare you throw this at me? You're trying to hit me with
this ball. Now I'm playing I actually never intentionally hit anybody in the face with
a dodgeball. No joke never intentionally hit anybody in the face with a dodgeball. Yo
passed with the fire because I actually would have kept caught like a criminal charge if
I would have done that because no joke I was slinging that thing probably 70 miles an hour.
I'd actually caught like a criminal charge if I had been doing that. Anyway, it was me
and Xavier left. My elbow hurt now telling the story. Golly. I load up, throw the ball.
I feel a big pop in my elbow and then I feel a whole bunch of heat shooting up and down
my arm. It felt like somebody injected boiling water into my veins. I said, oh no. My tip
my fingers went numb. My whole arm was hot. My arm started shaking. I used to be
had cold sweats. I was like, oh, it's gone. And to this day, it's gone. If I go play
baseball or something, I'm good for one throw. Like if I have a kid or something,
you like, hey, you wanna go play catch that?
Sure, I can throw the ball once and it's gone.
Oh yeah?
I'll have to warm up for like 45 minutes.
I remember when I was playing softball, man.
Everybody be warming up before the game.
Everybody get warmed up in like 10 minutes.
I'm out there like 45 minutes.
Yo, you ready yet?
Like, no, what you mean?
I still got another 30 minutes.
Before my arm warmed up,
I'm trying to blow this thing out.
Got me messed up.
Yep.
So that was the two options chat, you know.
It was either I was starting.
No, I probably would have been a closer.
I'd be the closer for like the New York Yankees right now,
or I was streaming.
And here I am.
No joke.
I would be a pitcher though.
I would not be a position player because standing in a batter's box against somebody that throws 90 plus miles an hour is actually the scariest thing ever.
No joke.
I can look at football and be like, yeah, I could go out there and like do something, but until you stand in a batter's box, they get so I that throws 90 plus miles an hour. It's actually scary.
It's no joke scary. And getting hit by a pitch.
pitch. Most people's memories of getting hit by a pitch when they was in like little league
baseball, they get hit by some goober that was throwing like 40. Imagine getting hit
by somebody throwing 90 plus. Imagine androleous Chapman walks up, he's closing the game and
you're first to a bad against androleous Chapman and he loads up 104 mile an hour fastball
for you and it gets away from him and it hits you in the rib it would it splits
you in half it would split you in half
our dolist bro whatever man you know who I'm talking about the big dude that was
going like 105 don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about
You're only with the fire.
96 and the ribs is the worst I've ever felt freshman year
of college, but you did not play no baseball.
You sit in the house all day.
Shut up.
Act like you got hit in the ribs by 96 modern fastball,
but you ain't never been outside.
You ain't playing on baseball
Yo, Ellie with the fire. Thank you. No, I'm playing. I believe you. I do believe you for real
I'm just role-playing the chat because the chat just doesn't believe anything. I
Do believe you though
Actually have you tried soccer?
Do I look like I've played soccer in my life?
Exactly.
Now, I will keep in mind this is a big old what they call it hoodie, and it makes me look
triple the size I actually am.
Just keep that in mind, but still, the point remains.
No, I haven't.
I have not played soccer.
Damon with the five, you know, I'm not a fan of soccer at all,
but I will admit those dudes got some cardio.
Could you imagine running up and down that field all day like they do?
Bro, I'd run up the I'd run halfway across the field, not be dead.
I'd have to get butt naked and just lay on the ground until I recover.
There's no way.
There's actually no way.
I am not a soccer fan at all.
I do not like soccer, but you got to give respect where respect is due.
I don't know how these people run back and forth all day like that, and they're just
not gasping for air.
one if you're a professional soccer player man I want that bra look at that
picture that shrimp Alfredo again bra want that shrimp Alfredo bro I had to
pull it back up hey is that my shrimp Alfredo
Nah, you can put it in the fridge.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah!
That's what I'm talking about, baby! Come on!
Ah!
You look so happy.
wouldn't be happy here in that, that a big thing or shrimp
Alfredo just walked into your house and it's waiting on you
later. Who couldn't be happy there? Let's be real. I think
that would make anybody happy. Unless there's something wrong
with you. And you don't like shrimp Alfredo. And there's
there's not there. You know what? I speak for everybody in
here. Get mad if you want to. I speak for every single
person in here. Everybody in here likes shrimp Alfredo. Yep,
you got spoken for bud. Yep. Hey, you got spoken for bud.
That's life. Get used to it. We're now we're about to cut
somebody's leg off. You already know what time it is. And then
we're continuing at you McGarry after potentially beating it
today. We'll have to see goaded game though. Hey, case I'm
getting a West Highland Terrier puppy on Monday. I want you to
name them. I can do that, Maddie. Let me look up a West Highland
Terrier puppy real quick. I can think of a name. I got you
right here. West Highland Terrier. You won't me to name it.
You, for real, go name it what I choose, all right?
Do not let this dog roam around your driveway, by the way.
I've said this before, and I'll say it again.
breed of dog and Yorkies are the two most accidentally getting backed over by their
owner pets that ever lived. Everybody that I've ever known that had a Yorkie or one of
these dogs accidentally ran it over and killed it. 10 gifted with the five thank you. So
I'm just saying be careful don't let this thing don't let this dog run around you know
don't let this dog run around your, uh, your driveway. Yeah.
Yorkies get ran over a lot. I would actually go as far as
to say 70% of Yorkies' cause of death is getting ran over.
No joke. Like actually, I think it is like for real. I've
talked about this before. I actually think the 70% cause of
death in Yorkies is like from getting ran over. I don't know
what it is about your who just said pancake dog. Oh yeah,
You're canceled. Why would you want to name it pancake? Oh my goodness. Yo, there's something wrong with you
Yo evil with the team
Yo Maddie
um i got your chat logs pulled up is yours going to look like this when it's grown
yes okay huh let me think
okay what is the gender of the dog
Let's go, Maddie. I ain't got all day.
Yo, Maddie, you just said yes.
Maddie, what's the gender of the dog? Is it a boy or girl dog?
This is going to help me in the name
Selecting process because if it's a oh, it's a boy dog. Okay, name him snowman that goes hard name him snowman
That's too clean
Easy easy money that's clean snowman
That's hard always told myself if I ever get
You know, cuz Kaia is a great Pyrenees
now you can't name yours that oh no you still get named snowman I said if I ever get another
great pair of knees like Kaya and it's a male I'm naming him snowman because I will never
forget it bro when I first got ghost I took him to the vet to get his shots and stuff there was
this old man in there with one of his puppies we started talking he was like oh man you got
another dog. I said, Yeah, I got ghost in Kaia. He's like, Oh, who's Kaia?
I was like, it's a great pair. And he's like, Yeah, I used to have a great
pair of knees back in the day. He was a good old dog, man. He lived in these
about 14, a named him snowman. And ever since that day, I'm like, Oh, yeah,
if I ever get another great pair of knees, I'm naming him snowman that
goes so hard, dude. It's unreal. It's actually unreal how hard that name
for a white dog bro yo po town with the 25 get the yo give me some w's for po
town with the 25 get the thank you w po town with the 25 get the thank you
actually no you can't steal my name Maddy hold on we're gonna think of
something else
avalanche
Alfredo, Alfredo could go hard too, no joke.
You can't do snowman because that's going to be, that's my name or it's the old man's
name that I stole.
white I think dude blizzard now that's a no that's a that's too basic oh my god
What is this name of Yeti?
Oh my goodness, that goes so hard.
Oh my goodness, if I could go back in time,
I would have not named ghost, ghost,
I would have named him Yeti.
Yo, that is hard.
Dude, that's clean.
Yeah
Booty shake with the five. Thank you
Hey case I sadly can't eat shrimp because I'm allergic and have a thyroid disorder
Well, you know what you could take the shrimp out and just do regular Alfredo and it's going to to not gonna lie hate to hear that though
Yeti y'all cool with yeti yeti just get the five. Thank you
I think we're going to go yeti yes that's hard lock in the half sword journey continues
type one if you're locked let's go
Hey!
You already know what comedy is.
Huh?
You already know what comedy is.
You already know what's happening.
It's time to put somebody's leg on.
Wouldn't you agree?
The legend, the legend of Magnus lives on.
The legend of Magnus lives on. If you were not here yesterday, we hired this guy right here.
His name is Magnus. He has been the strongest warrior ever since Mean Rad.
We got Johan too. Johan cool too, but Magnus just been straight-up aura farming like
Undeniably aura farming beyond belief. Yo granny inspector with the five gift and appreciate you granny inspector with the five gift
And thank you. That's a crazy name, but I appreciate you. Thank you
Lock in. Lock in. You know the drill. Lock in. The screen small? What? Is the screen messed up?
Why are you just lying?
Oh, no!
Ah!
Good stream.
The face cam demon didn't even take the face cam this time.
It took the whole stream.
It's over.
Bring it back, facecam gaming!
That's what I thought.
Let's see who's in here.
Still no mean rad chat.
I don't know if mean rad's ever gonna come back.
We can only hope.
Lock in. Let's see what's in here to trade real quick.
What have we here?
It looks like a whole bunch of mid if you ask me.
Would you agree?
Just a whole bunch of mid.
Shirt?
What shirt?
It's all center.
It's literally not off.
Oh, it is all center.
You were right. It was off-center.
All right. Let's just rock it like this for now. I don't know.
Let's go.
Forrest Wyatt right here. Lock in.
We win these.
Let's go. Me and Magnus. We win these all day.
Flobber, there's one. Two. Look it, look it, look it, Magnus. He just cut his head off.
Magnus! Magnus! Handle that. Aura. Oh my goodness, Aura.
There's just no way around it
Yes
Hey, hey, hey
What do this dude's first-time chat to say is the queso feet pics leaked yet
No, I don't have any feet pics so they can't be leaked.
I only have butt cheek pics and they have been leaked multiple times.
I'm out.
It's been about a du- OOH WE GOT A NEW MAP!
Let's go hall boo-hurt!
Wake, they're gone now. They always pop up. Where's my helmet?
Magnus. Magnus.
Where's my helmet? Magnus, I need you to handle this.
I gotta go help! What's our other Duke's name? I forgot.
I don't have a helmet. I don't have a helmet.
What is this I'm pulling it.
Magnus!
Dude!
Why do you get knocked out so easy?
Okay, we're good, chill out.
Do I still have both of my guys are still up?
Oh my goodness, they're too tough.
Clobbered.
Chat, they are so tough.
This is by far been our best crew.
Okay, bam.
I gotta go put a helmet back on.
What happened?
Do y'all know where my helmet went?
Like, hello?
It's the salad, right?
Is this what I was rocking?
That's too much face action!
That is what I was rocking, though.
Or was it this one?
It won't let me select!
Go back and come back in.
Oh my goodness, look at that.
Okay, seriously.
I've seen some YouTube comments, but I still don't understand it
Somebody needs to explain to me what I need to be wearing in order to have on arm armor and leg armor
What am I missing?
The curious
See I can't equip the curious
curious. What's stopping me from equipping that? I did equip the curious. Okay. Now,
what's stopping me from putting these leg things on? Doobly? Hold on, let me go look
the search real quick. You have to double click it? Wait what?
No, it didn't work still. Do I need some different draws on?
You need the army do bled
Let me know if it's on here
Oh, this!
Whoa, that'll...
Oh, chat, we're about to level up on him.
We're about to level up on him.
I still can't put him on!
Do I gotta take the chain action off?
Hold up.
Chat, where was them leg things that I had a minute ago?
Okay, now look, how do I get?
Do I have to take the chain action off?
Put on spoders.
Oh my goodness.
Chat, we're unleveled up on them.
What else do I need right now?
What are these?
I got them.
I got him!
Chat, we're gonna be indestructible.
Why can't I put him on?
Remove the squaliders for the harness?
I can't by the way, we're completely naked under this armor.
That's kind of crazy.
I think we're good with this.
Are we good with this?
Pants?
Oh, we did put pants on.
Now all we really need truthfully is some shoe covers, yeah?
Star magic with the five, thank you.
Do they have shoe covers for sale?
I know y'all sell some shoe covers in this thing, don't play with me!
We'll just have to wait and find some, yeah?
Do y'all think though that we're better off now than we were just a couple minutes ago?
do. We're good. I'm kind of glad the big shoulder shield is gone. That thing was like in the
way armor craster I'm gonna keep it an absolute stack which you right here right now this
This is too confusing for me.
Right.
We're going.
Hold the hat.
One round.
Oh, it's knockdown.
Let's go yard champion.
One round, knockdown.
We win these.
Oh, yeah. Me and Magnus win these all day.
Chat, look at his weapon.
Chat.
What is that thing?
Lando with the five.
I'm selling it pay him
Yeah, I'm paying him all day. Hold up.
Okay, let's see how much that's worth. Let's see how much that's worth.
That thing sells for $42.
Do you think it's worth selling or me using it?
Do you think it's, y'all think it's better than the flail?
We'll give it a try one run.
It's worth is 170 in the in the in the flails worth 35. Oh my goodness. This thing has to be crazy
I'm gonna try it one run
Let's go
Alley riot
Let's do this thing looks crazy, let's test it.
Magnus, where are you?
It pierces too, look at the stabby on the end of it.
Wait a minute, this might be our new weapon chat, no joke.
Is this a new weapon?
I feel more capable.
Look at it buddy just give up oh my goodness yeah we're gonna we're gonna run with this
for now yeah let's go Paul Buhurt one round it's a knockdown so we got to be
Be careful. Lock in y'all. Just knock somebody down and we win.
I did it. I didn't do it. He's gone.
I'll wait for them to fall down. I'm not...
Shit! This thing is crazy, dude!
Guys, be careful here! It's a 3-D1!
Oh, my goodness, bam.
Don't forget to fight till exhausted so you get stronger.
Wait, what?
What does that mean?
Let's go.
Hall boo hurt again, knock down.
The flails way better not gonna lie.
Wait your character can get stronger if what?
So if you want a breath your character can get stronger.
Wait what?
Guys I need help!
Oh
I
Oh my goodness, I didn't heal, I didn't heal, I didn't heal.
What have I done?
What have I actually done?
I just double sold.
Pay him!
We got a heal.
Okay, stay locked.
We're almost at the next tournament even now.
Hall doubles 2v2 let's go.
Me and me and Magnus here lock in.
Let's go Magnus.
2v2 we win these all day.
Go Magnus.
Bam.
Do I need to go back to the foil?
Look at the payout.
That's not even that bad.
I will get my retribution.
Why does a soundtrack sound like a cat?
I don't know.
Let's go.
We're good.
I'm going to sell that weapon, no joke, you'll agree with that.
I'm going to take his weapon and sell it.
Mine looks better because mine's got some gold on it.
All right, we're good, Chad.
We're good.
Relax.
Dude, it's costing me so much money, bro.
Oh my goodness.
OK, let's sell the one.
$40.
That is his, right?
Not mine.
Yeah, that's his.
All right, we're good.
We're almost at the next tournament.
Let's go. Paul Boo Hurt.
And when these, come on guys, I'll help you with him. Magnus? Magnus. Magnus!
Oh, that's my guy! Oh! Yeah, take him down!
Get off him!
Handle it, fellows!
Let's get this dude out of here now.
Magnus, you're bleeding.
he good everybody relax chat this is by far the most money we've had by the way
is it time to start having a conversation about Magnus' legacy versus Mean Rads' legacy?
Is it like let's be real here, let's face the facts for a second, let's have the conversation.
Is it time to start talking about Mean Rad's legacy versus Magnus' legacy, man?
I mean, I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
Let's not disrespect Mean Rad, though.
Let's go Yarn Champion here.
We win these.
Me and Magnus win these all day.
Let's go, Magnus.
Oh, my goodness, this dude looks tough.
I don't think Magnus is going to be able to do anything to this guy because he has a sword.
This dude looks tough!
Sir, do you need a job?
Gone.
Why is he not giving up?
There we go, I'm selling that too.
I'm running in pockets.
What you talking about?
I'm running in pockets, Bubba.
I think that's the same thing I have.
Almost the same thing.
It's a little different.
I'm selling it though.
There you go.
Take his armor.
Well, the thing is, I have full armor now
and I don't know what I can sell
or what I can wear or what I can't wish.
You know what I mean?
That thing's worth 150.
How much does it sell for?
Okay, that's fine.
He had armor shoes?
Uh-uh.
Yard doubles two rounds.
We win these.
Let's go, Magnus.
Aw, dang, what are you talking about?
I think it's almost tournament time.
Is it tournament time?
Is it time?
Yes.
It's time.
Man at arms tournament, run the prediction.
Do you believe it's time for the toughest tournament yet, but we also have our best
Yeah
Yo devs I have a recommendation by the way devs, I know y'all watching
We need an odd we need a fire button
Because when you hit dismiss it doesn't get rid of them
There should be an option for you to immediately fire and get rid of one of your mercenaries if another one pops up that you want
like right now if mean rad popped up in
the
the hiring tab? I would want to be able to straight-up hire him but I couldn't
because there's no immediate fire button. But yeah, you know what I mean?
Let's actually see his mean rads in there. Magnus!
It's Magnus's cousin Magnus.
Walk in.
Turn of the tide.
I'm out of my league.
I don't know what just happened to that guy, but okay.
Wait, he had shoe armor.
No, I shoulda took his shoe armor.
This weapon is insane against armor, by the way.
Yeah, is this better than the flail?
I think it is.
It hits harder than the flail, 100%.
Look at that!
Oh my goodness!
Alright.
Oh my goodness. Alright. Alright, Magnus is in here with me now. Absolutely clobbered.
Oh my goodness, I'm actually carrying. No joke, I'm carrying. This guy has shoe on
I need it.
Hold up.
I need that shoe armor, big dog.
Big dog, let me get that shoe armor.
Oh my goodness, we got shoe armor finally.
Oh my goodness, let's go.
We are armed right now!
Robbed him, at least he ain't gettin' killed.
Come on, Magnus, stay locked for me.
The most important tournament of our career so far.
Absurd.
Magnus!
Magnus, no!
Madness!
Tell me he recovers!
Oh my goodness, he recovered! I almost started crying.
He's recovered, he's recovered.
That dude ain't recovering, I'll tell you that much.
Oh my.
Beautiful.
See what kind of armor they got.
Beautiful.
Walk in.
I got the down to middle.
Oh my goodness, I thought that was where my guys had got killed.
I just heard a juicy noise.
I assumed it was one of them handle that fellas.
Absolutely beautiful.
All right.
The final round is upon us and both of my guys have survived.
Yes, hey, yes, case those flail from half sword with a thousand bits said case how can
you cheat on me I thought we had something special look here Bubba I think this weapons
better not gonna lie.
I think this weapon is better. I just do it.
It's not more like weight to it. Walk in, final round.
GG. Watch out for big buddy. Oh my goodness, he immediately took down big buddy. No way.
He's out. He's out.
He's got some velvet threes on.
What are those?
I can't tell who's who.
Let's go.
Why are you still up?
Handle him!
Shat!
Look at this dude's foot armor.
That's blood, never mind.
Look at this dude's foot armor.
That's blood, nevermind.
Oh my goodness, pay him up.
Pay him up.
Chad, this is the best team.
Chad, is this next rank the last rank?
Look at that logo.
What else are we unlocked?
Nothing too crazy.
I say we stick with the gear that we have for right now.
Let's go.
All doubles, we win these.
Me and, ah, me and Magnus.
Jack this weapon is insane!
Queen!
Two more!
Oh my goodness!
They don't want any smoke.
Okay, so I please go to bed I double dog dare you to go to bed bud see what happens
See what happens if you try to go to bed
Paul champion we win this knock now
Come on Magnus don't don't get knocked down look at this guy's helmet
Stay up
I'm good. I gotta take this helmet though. I'm bleeding bad. I gotta take that helmet
I need that helmet. Magnus move. Magnus.
I need that helmet. Magnus move. Magnus move.
I gotta loot this guy. That's all there is to it.
We won by the way, you can pay him.
Oh my goodness, I'm staggered.
What did I pick up?
Nothing.
I need that helmet.
I don't need those gloves.
Can I put them on?
Yeah, those work.
Big dog, come off that helmet for real.
Big dog, you have to come off that helmet.
Big dog, come off that.
Give me a minute.
Buddy, you're not in danger anymore, just give me the helmet.
I'm not gonna kill ya!
I can't take his helmet.
Wait. Shadow, well let me take his helmet.
I'm not... No, I'm not gonna kill him.
He begs for mercy.
I'm not gonna. I have sympathy here. We almost died though.
W on her chat. Y'all would kill him for his armor there. What is wrong with y'all?
Hey, y'all got paid. Let's go haul dual three rounds, 1v1 three rounds.
How do you get one of the big shirts that they claim?
You're not bud.
Let me hold that shirt real quick, big dog.
The shirt.
The shirt. The shirt. The shirt. The shirt. Put these on now. Oh yeah.
I WON'T THE YELLOW SHIRT!
a hole. Oh my goodness, do you know how tough this is? Do you comprehend? Do you understand?
stay locked
clobber, one more
one more
this dude looks tough, not gonna lie
he wasn't
pay him
Pay them, shat!
Are they asking for extra money or something?
Why am I paying them so often?
All retribution should be easy.
Why did they put him in here?
Three money, we'll take it.
Hall of Doubles, we win these all day.
Three rounds, Hall of Doubles.
Lock in Magnus, the real...
I don't know if anybody else feels the same way, but every time I see heavily armored knights,
it always makes me think of Shrek 1.
Magnus, let me back up, buddy.
Lock in Magnus.
How does that other dude keep getting up?
Gold.
Is that Magnus I'm hitting?
It is Magnus I'm hitting.
What am I doing?
Well, that's not my weapon, who said that?
Go!
It still works though!
Two more.
Magnus needs a fancy shirt too.
True.
I'm dead.
Why didn't you give up, Magnus?
What happened?
This is the guy you gave up to, Magnus?
This guy!
Have we ever seen Magnus give up that easy?
What happened?
What did he see?
I'm not going to give up that easy bud, try it.
Yeah I'm not like him.
I'm the boss.
Night night.
BAM!
We're actually gonna get to this other tournament here in a minute. No way.
Alley riot.
Lock in Magnus.
Wait, why'd the dudes in the riot have better weapons now?
Oh yeah, that dude's gone.
Magnus!
Okay, I survived it, dude.
I survived it.
Okay, I survived it this dude didn't we're good I took out one with it
I
Madness just bisected that guy
Cutting smooth in half.
Forest Riot, we win these.
He reminds me of me, Chad, just cutting people in half.
So, in game of course, I'm not cutting people in half in real life, I'm cutting people in
half.
He learned from me.
Magnus.
Magnus?
Magnus out!
Get him yet!
I can't so fight them!
Bam!
Shadow's Magnus falling off a little bit.
Let's be real.
Do y'all think he's low-key falling off?
Is it time for him to get replaced?
Guard doubles for two fifty-three rounds.
We win this.
I don't know, Chad. I feel like...
Magnus isn't performing the way he was even just earlier,
like 30 minutes ago.
He's had a quick fall off.
Let's go two more.
Should I just stop paying both of them to get a couple new guys?
This dude looks tough. Yo, you need a job, buddy? Never mind, he's not gonna be capable.
Magnus?
Yo, I thought Magnus was dead for a second.
One more.
Oh yeah, that arm is gone.
Magnus, help!
You know what it is?
You know what it is it's his weapons.
You can't give them different weapons though.
I think it's time that we part ways with Magnus and Johan for real.
They're not keeping up like they need to be.
Now, a guy like this would absolutely dominate.
We'll keep him for now.
Right?
Forest doubles two rounds.
Why?
Magnus, he's just not like I said a minute ago.
He's really just not performing like he was.
Like right there he just got instantly knocked out and he's letting a 1v2 against these guys.
Now that would slide back in the day when we were facing scrub that came out here with like, just like a kitchen knife.
I can't be left in a 1v2 against guys like this.
You did it? No I didn't.
I did not knock him out.
I did not knock him out why y'all lying on me nah, he hit him
He's really just not performing like he was like right that was that that was not me
No, the dude knocked him out with the first hit look before I come in this strike right
right here is what knocked him out. Look. See? Before I get there, he's swinging. Look,
look, he's swinging. Gone. And what I came in, mine just grazed him. His hands immediately
went up after he got, I did not clean up. He was already out. This swing immediately knocked him out.
Look, like right there, he just got instantly knocked out. Plus I'm 90% sure from my experience
on this game, you barely even damage your teammates because I have clobbered so my teammates by accident
and it didn't do anything to them. If you can't see the facts right there, you just don't want to
to see it I'm telling y'all that's that's what happened look he's not brave
anymore look oh my goodness madness what happened to you he's got to go
I don't think I'm winning this one we do here.
The fame changed him.
Bro got a little bit of motion and started just acting different.
Now he's not performing like he used to be.
It's over.
Bro got too much motion.
Now a guy like Mimbrad, he got in and out.
He didn't let the motion affect him.
got out for you got too much
get your filthy hand off me
this goober in the chat just said this goober in the chat just said
Hi, Casey. I'm back. Yo, big dog. You act like I knew you went somewhere.
Matter of fact,
you left in the middle of the stream.
Oh, you're sorry. Now you're apologizing. You did four laughing emojis and now you're
sorry. Where'd you go? Brutus underscore 999. Huh? What you mean you're back? You left midstream.
Sir Mean Rad with the five gifted. He was playing games. There ain't no game good enough to be playing
while I'm streaming bud I'm sorry there's just not
ain't no game that good
we're both on back now I'm playing you're forgiven
I win these won't be two though chat all day
the other guy. Chad, it's time
to let Magnus and the other
guy go. We got it. We got to
get some new guys in here.
Pam. We got to get some new
guys in here.
All champion.
Magnus? Prove your work to me right here.
The old Magnus doesn't take that. Even though this guy's double his size, the old Magnus wins that still.
Magnus, you're getting bullied, man.
Okay, Magnus!
Come on, Magnus! Find like you used to!
of
I'm just trying to get out of here.
There you go.
I'm going to go back down to like some lower ranks and help out some other people, you know what I mean. He can't really hang up here with the big dogs. You know what I mean.
This, believe it or not, this may be sad.
and let him go. He's going to go back down to like some lower ranks and help out some other people.
You know what I mean? He can't really hang up here with the big dogs. You know what I mean?
This, believe it or not, this may be sad, but this is the good ending. This is the good ending
for Magnus. It's either this or we're in a battle and he gets any dice, right? We've had that happen
to a couple other people where we like somebody and then they just wind up getting chopped in half.
But this is the good ending.
He's just simply going to go work for somebody else.
See you, big dog.
Now, we've got to hire some new people here.
It's tournament time, too, I'm pretty sure.
Yep, night tournament time.
Let me hire somebody else.
Welcome aboard, Eberhard!
Eberhard, and...
And...
Eberhard and Michael!
Welcome aboard!
Chat, the two guys going in with us for this tournament here
is Michael and Eberhard.
Eberhard looks unbelievably tone.
Who just said first round exit? No. Lock in Michael Lieberhardt. Let's go. Night tournament.
Gotta win my lunch.
That dude got clobbered.
Your weapon's not good enough, I fear.
What?
Did you see the block?
I'm injured.
My right side's been injured somehow.
I
Don't know if I'm making through this tournament look at the blood on the right side of my screen. It's bad
All right, Michael come on I wish Ibrahim was first string, but he's not let's go Mike
I can't compete!
Michael!
I'm about to pass out!
Oh my goodness, I clutched up, oh my goodness, dude.
All right, Iberhardt's in here. He should carry us. Oh, he's not here yet gone. There's one
Is Michael kind of mid but he's he's fighting for a long time. He hasn't like gave up or anything yet
He doesn't have like kill potential.
There we go.
Alright, we're getting our first look at Eberhardt here, let's see what he does.
Walk in.
Nobody has time to shine, because I'm just walking around one shotting everybody.
Michael?
Nice Michael!
Beautiful. We win this.
Get back!
Don't pass out!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Don't!
Ah!
Not cold!
Don't!
Have a study!
Michael!
Somebody
Where's my team
No!
How did we get Michael?
Michael, please!
Don't give up!
Don't give up like Averhart did!
I need you Michael I need you
I can't land my shots.
I'm outmatched.
Maybe it's me.
That dude's gone.
Maybe it's me.
one more round one more round I don't know if we're winning this look at this guy he
He just walks out at my door!
Get him!
Eberhorn!
Eberhorn get up!
Look for the fight!
I took out the big guy, please!
I beg of you.
I've done it!
is it just me or did that feel like a 1v3 the entire time is it just me that
That felt like a 1v3 that whole time.
Bro, pick up the helmet, dude.
What are you doing, bro?
This game, I'm telling you.
Pick up the helmet, dog.
You know what?
Michael outdid Eberhard for real.
I truly have a hard time understanding what this game is doing.
What are we doing?
Why are you not grabbing anything?
You gotta be dissing me now we're talking
beautiful. Beautiful.
with the five. We unlock the
Okay, we got through another
two tournaments today. Chad,
I'm not going to lie. It's
looking like a bad situation
with the help. You know what
I, you know what I mean? It's
looking like Secuna's juicy
booty cheeks with the five
gifted. We need some better
There's more yet, I guess, is there one more rank after that?
We might unironically finish the progression mode tomorrow.
Like for real.
We might actually.
What is this?
You okay?
Some hope when you see this, I just want to see if you can offer some advice.
I just loved a theater audition.
And right now it feels like people in my university
think I'm a loser.
Have you ever felt like this?
How does someone get over feeling so awful about themselves?
The way that you get over about feeling embarrassed
about what other people think of you,
or what they think is just realize
in a month's time, nobody is gonna remember this happened.
And even then, you can go on a bigger scale.
In 10 years, they might not even remember your name at all,
much less what happened at school.
Or you could take, and the best way to get over it,
the number one way to get,
I know it sounds like a weird way to look at it,
but the best way to get over it like that,
you think everybody thinks you're a loser, dude.
In a hundred years, everybody's going to be dead, all of us in a mere one.
The universe has been around for billions of years and in a mere 100 years, you and
all those people that you think make, they think you're a loser are going to be dead.
And you know what, you got to get intergalactical with it.
The best way, like you said, it feels like people in the university think you're a loser.
Bro, you know what, think about outer space.
How big outer space is.
There's billions of universes.
black holes, there's a giant universe, and we are literally not even the equivalent to
a speck of sand in the whole universe.
Think about that.
The world, the planet we live on, isn't even a speck of sand in the whole universe.
So when the grand scheme of things, what they think, does it really matter?
I don't think so.
Not gonna lie.
I don't think so.
But again, you could just, you could just go even a month from now.
They don't remember that happen.
Bro, there's people that bring up clips of me saying something entirely out of pocket
like I want to be beat to death by five butt naked dudes.
Nobody remembers it until somebody brings up an old clip of it.
And even me, for example, we get on here every night.
We stream to 50 to 60,000 people a night, four hours a night.
There is hundreds of hours of content of me on the internet,
and that will forever be on the internet.
but I can guarantee you a hundred years from now,
anybody gonna be known who KSO is?
Anybody gonna know what a KSO is?
We all gonna be dead.
200 years from now,
for sure ain't gonna be no KSO.
Three, 400 years from now,
The only thing that will remain of KSO
is an inscription on a tombstone.
And every now and then somebody will pass by
and see that name, but they ain't gonna know it was KSO.
They just gonna see a name on a tombstone.
In a mere 300 years.
Think about all of the billions of people
that's been on this planet.
We can think there's been like in the grand scheme of humanity.
There's been like a handful of them that are still talked about for thousands of
years.
I just got soccer teams right there.
Hey, I just got soccer teams right there.
Hey, yo captain, the bin.
If that didn't you have to even type since I just read I just did all that speech for you right there to make you feel better
And you haven't typed since then are you serious? I?
Just put together a legitimate five-minute speech to help you feel better, and you have not typed since are you kidding?
You're banned
Hey, you're banned, buddy.
No, I'm playing.
Lock in.
You know what time it is?
Cursed fishing game time.
Will we finish this today?
I don't know.
But we are going to continue the Umagari gameplay.
Lock in.
This game is go to if you weren't here yesterday. This is a new chill is art game that we played. We did part one yesterday
And part two was today type one if you was here yesterday for this game. This game is go to
Lock in chat you best get you a diaper on
Cuz it's spooky time
What time is it
What time is
What time is it?
Spooky time!
Lock it!
It's time to get out of here.
Walk in.
For it to be spooky time.
for it to be spooky time for it to be spooky time again. We continue. Lock in. Where were
We leave off GG objective head to dome we still got the pink boat the pink boat clean we got
$13,000 okay let's head to the dome where is the dome at chat where the dome at y'all know where the
I feel like it's got to be over here, maybe I'm trippin'.
I think it's over there, chat, lock in.
On the road again?
Can't wait, get on that.
Road again!
What you mean?
Oh, maybe that's not the dome.
Maybe the dome is back here.
I just got here what's happening scary fishing game you're welcome
What's a pirate's favorite letter, your band?
That is the most cliche, overused joke ever, and the fact that you had the nerve to even
and try to deliver that, I feel disrespected.
Boat speed level 5 for qu- oh yeah, we ain't beat this today.
There's a boat speed level 5?
What?
So, which one is the dome, I wonder?
Go fish by the mall?
I think that is our best way of getting money right now, was going to the mall and catching
those flying fish, because they were $6,000 apiece.
think that's the move. I think the next place we got to go was up here so we
need boat speed level three so let's see what how much money the next boat speed
cost.
Let's go check.
All right, let's fuel up real quick too.
Are you infected, sir?
You better relax.
Okay, low speed level three, how much it costs?
We have $13,000, so I do this math.
The fish that we're about to go catch are worth $6,000 apiece.
We have $13,000.
How many fish would I need to get to 50?
Do the math.
We just need seven fish.
That's easy.
Yo, Chad, that's crazy.
Y'all going to work every day?
All you gotta do is go catch seven fish a day that are flying and you can make $50,000
a day.
I'm about to scam y'all.
I'm about to do like a life tutorial lesson website and tell y'all how to get rich quick
that's just gonna be it. Why us? Cause y'all complain about having to go to work all time in a job.
I wish the sun was out over here.
All right, let's get seven of these flying fish here. Lock in.
Out of range.
This seems like a high area for him, so I'm going to chill right here for now.
Wait, what are these swimming around?
Oh, those are the cheap ones.
Another one!
Beautiful, that's two.
Have we ever wondered why these have human hands?
that's creepy come on I'm about to take a dump in the water to chum the water
real quick where these fish at
Oh, that was so clean!
That's three of them.
We have three of them.
Do you know how clean that would have been?
This seems like a good spot for him though.
Damn!
I had to try it.
Four.
I feel like we should get like a couple extra, yeah?
Like a couple extra, what's for the extra money?
I gotta hit those, man!
I wonder where that big creature is at. I hope it's not in this area.
I gotta hit those for real.
This is just part of fishing chat. Sometimes they bite, sometimes they don't. If every
time you went fishing, every time you casted, you got a bite, it'd be called catching, not
fishing. We might have to move spots though for real.
Dude, they keep catching me off guard.
Do you see how fast the flying fish move in the water by the way?
Did things go like 80 miles an hour?
We're moving spots. I gotta hit these. That's a tough shot.
That was a tough shot. Y'all can't blame me for that one. We're about to have to move spots for real.
This is ridiculous here.
Yeah, and I said I was gonna beat this game in two streams. Who was I lying to? I suck.
where's my fish there we go what is that five
Huge!
Never give up on your spot.
Fishing's all about patience.
You at least there's no creatures out here right now.
Actually, it's peaceful as this game's ever been no joke. There's usually like a big giant sea creature trying to kill you half the time
This actually kind of piece I
Think I fished them to extinction gg. I haven't even seen none fly in a minute. Oh my goodness. Hello I
Fished them to extinction
Yo, what is it point that yo that is creepy?
Let's move spots.
Chat, where's all the fish?
That shoulda hit!
This looks like a good spot, there's some activity here, I think that's too far out.
We got some activity, lock in.
That was, is that seven of them?
Chat that's seven of them, right?
I should get like a couple extra
The other range isn't there
Okay, that's all we technically need but let's get a couple extra just just for like extra money because I know we're gonna need it anyway
There was one right there
Bro thought I wouldn't go see him
I get it back
Dude, I need some extra range on this arpone, brah!
Two more.
Y'all cool with just two more?
Is this how you fish in real life?
No.
Fishing in real life, regular fishing is significantly more boring.
Easy.
Let's get one more.
But you know what?
That's the beauty of fishing in real life that's peaceful.
You ain't got to worry about nothing. You just sit on the boat
There we go, let's go sell these
Beautiful
I don't think we lost any we're good
That's a lot of money right there, no joke.
We're good.
Let's stop right here.
All of my fish just flew out of the boat.
What has happened?
All right, let's see how much money we have when we sell these here.
What do we got?
Shop, sell, $60,000.
Now we can do the speed level three upgrade to unlock the next zone.
Beautiful chat.
Beautiful.
I'm ready to go to the next area, which means creepy stuff is about to happen again, but
I'm ready.
I am ready.
Lock in.
Do the range upgrade?
Wait, can I afford it?
Hold on.
Can I afford the range upgrade?
wait can I afford it hold on can I afford the range upgrade yes I can beautiful
let's go chat
Okay, y'all all about some saving, huh? Y'all all about some saving?
It's too bright, stop. Oh, that's how I know you don't ever go outside.
What do you mean it's too bright?
This is a regular day.
When is the last time you went outside?
Ah prepare yourself prepare yourself we're about to get chased lock in
Please!
No!
Dude, that part is so stressful, man.
We're good. We made it to the dome. That is our next objective. Let's save real quick.
Suspicious dome. Specifically. Yo, I bet the fish in this area are worth some money. Can you imagine
how much the fish in this area. What is that? There's one right there.
You're really not going to stop. You're going to say it's for the good of the world, aren't you?
What a joke. I know what you really are. This isn't duty. It's pleasure. It's cruel how the world
turns you into the very thing you hated the second you're on top. Why does this fish have a human nose?
How much of these worth? Let's see.
10 bands?
How do you usually get from place to place?
I put together an organization so we can work together to survive in this world.
If you see my people in trouble, I'd be happy if you lend them a hand.
You didn't answer my question though.
All right, let's sell this chat $10,000 per fish here.
Is that not crazy?
Let's do boost duration.
All right, our next objective is to head to the dome and that looks like the dome, but
I saw a lighthouse in the distance.
But y'all wanna go check those two buildings out first?
I feel like we should.
We could use the extra money we'd catch a fish on the way too.
Let's go.
I got a feeling something creepy's in this area.
Oh, the big creature's here again.
Should we shoot it again?
Oh, Lord.
Let's shoot the...
I'm going to sell those now there ain't no way I
I'm about to catch some of those you got me messed up now buy these right now buddy you got me messed up
Dude
It says there's a pink chest up here
I hear the squid again.
Chat, I hear the squid.
Wait, can I go in here? No way, right? No way.
You can't go in there. I'm kind of glad you can't.
Wait a minute. You have to be able to. There's a shell in there.
How do you get in? Do we even want to go in here? This is creepy, dude.
Why is there blood on that?
Hey Jack, cheesy dude.
Well...
Here goes nothing.
Hey, hey, y'all know the drill, okay?
I fear, I fear that y'all know the drill.
Okay.
Hello?
I saw on my map that there was a chest in here.
I'm looking for some...
a chest.
Star.
This is so creepy man.
Dude!
We're about to get jump scared so bad.
Prepare yourself, actually.
Chad, it's so dark.
It's my worst nightmare.
This low key is like mad scary, yeah.
We have a flashlight cap.
There's nothing in these rooms, I'm just checking just to make sure.
Who's there?
What was that?!
AHHHHHH!
WHAT IS IT?!
Hello?
What?
People with the fish head?
Is there going to be more of them, dude?
Don't do this to me.
What is happening?
Anybody else want to get out this building?
I want to know what's in here.
There's got to be something good in here.
There's a chest on the map.
But this place is creepy.
We can't leave yet.
Good news is there's some light coming in on this side of the building for us.
We can't leave yet.
Good news is there's some light coming in on this side of the building for us.
I hear some juicy action.
That was the sound that squid was making yesterday, y'all remember that?
I can't. I can't. I can't. I hate this building.
Alright, let's just let's quickly check all these rooms so we can get out of here. The
chest is in here somewhere though. It is. I still see it on the map.
Like big dog, like big dog, like.
Like why am I looking over
in the middle of this terrifying situation?
And I see you typing some stuff like that.
What are you talking about, bro?
I mean, Lord have mercy.
I'm telling y'all, if y'all's job employers had access to these chat logs, big dog.
Actually no, y'all ain't got to worry about that because y'all ain't got no job.
Oh, yeah, you've been a sub for 15 months. You ain't got no job. Ain't no way
Yeah, no way
We know you ain't got no job W viewer though 15 months up. Oh, yeah
okay let's finish this building there's gonna be something not good down that
hole I just know it
don't y'all have a feeling
I got a feeling!
He he he he he!
As long as no more of the creepy fish people start running at me again...
Did I swear these cams are putting mic trackers in their game and they're like oh he said
this time to show them.
We're going to chill out, dudes.
Tell me the foot, the sound of footsteps running after you and you don't know where they are
There is one of the most scariest things in the world for real.
Okay, there's nothing in this room.
Here one.
We're gonna chill!
Dude, there better be something good in this chest in this building.
For me to be going through all of this.
Yo, collage with the fight, thank you!
Save your right, this is a good save spot right here.
Where is the chest I came in here for, Elders Morsayers?
We keep going.
Another third floor.
The music is creeping me out!
OH TAH!
No.
Ooh, this floor actually has some light though.
Surely there ain't gonna be nothing bad on this floor.
This floor looks plain for real.
You didn't check the last two or three chests on the first floor?
Big dog.
What?
There weren't no chests on the first floor, was there?
I don't think they would have given this building three floors if they were going to
put it on the first floor.
They want to stare you for as long as possible, so they put the chest on the third floor.
Are you like plongs?
What are plongs again?
What is this at the end of the hall?
Wait, what are those big raisin things that are like a bigger version of a raisin?
What are those called?
Prunes.
Prunes are good.
Deliberate prunes. I'm here as a kid. We get prunes. Prunes are good.
I like prunes.
You know what else is just over? I mean not overrated, underrated in general.
Dude, raisins don't get the amount of love they should. Bro, raisins are so good.
Like raisins are so good.
Prince with the five, thank you.
What is this?
Is this a meat grinder?
Stop with the music!
Okay, I got what the chest was. This is what it was on the map. I'm out of here. Yeah,
Yeah, this is it.
Bait machine has been installed.
Use a fish to produce bait.
We got enough bait.
we got enough prey. Now, we're about to do the creepy thing. We're about to go hit this
big giant creature again. Y'all ready? And we're going to visit this live house, look
behind me. Wait, never mind that somewhere else. That's not here. And then we're going
to do the main objective. We got to go to the dome. Yeah, I'm going to save you right.
There it is, do you see it?
Okay that's two hits on it.
two hits on it all right let's go to the dome now that's where we got to go
we saw that for the first time yesterday I still don't know what it is
I do kind of feel bad.
I read the note.
What are these?
What came out here?
I don't know.
What came to hit him, Tom?
Wait, do I need bait for these?
Sorry, buddy, you're getting turned into bait.
easy catch ten thousand dollars those are all right so you have to get the ten
$10,000 fish by using bait so if we see like a little puffer fish or something we use it for bait
Okay, what's going on here?
What's going on?
Yo, what's good
man this is bad it's not a fish as a helmet
oh yo I spend it a little bit with 500 bits in case I'm going into surgery soon
for a month of my chest that could very slight possibility be cancer this month
on a 23rd I'm really scared about going into surgery during the advice you could give
Um, the good news is odds are it's probably not cancerous.
Other good news is we have extremely good technology now and they should get you taken
care of real easy.
I hope everything goes good for you, appreciate you, I stand in the thank you.
Happy birthday Anna, Chateau Anna, happy birthday, happy birthday Anna, thank you.
The guy who was in charge of catching fish disappeared in the nearby door.
He took the bait machine with him, I can't make any deliveries without it.
Well good for you Bubba, I got the bait machine already, you're welcome.
Yep.
Wait, are you the one the boss mentioned?
Perfect timing, I'm glad you showed up.
Could you help us with deliveries?
Big dog, I got time for all this!
But yeah, I guess I can.
I want you to load 10 fish from inside this dome
onto each of the three boats.
You are life-saving.
Wait, are we talking?
10 fish apiece? Er. I'll have that for you.
Oh a shell! The good news is this should be easy because
We're inside of like an enclosed area so this should be light work right here
Lob action we need 30 of them
Count a chat that's true
Three count them
Five.
Eight.
Nine.
One nine.
Ten.
Twelve.
Twenty-four.
Twenty-five.
Don't you choose the one?
I did!
Twenty-seven.
Twenty-eight.
Twenty-nine!
Twenty-seven.
Twenty-eight.
Twenty-nine.
29!
30.
There's a lot of fish right there. I'm alive.
I saw a shell over here.
W-W-W-W-W-AW-Peeper's right there! I peeped it!
Look at that! I must go back and deliver 10 of these a bit!
Ten of these a piece!
All right, lock it.
Ten, I'll bolt!
There we go.
Yep.
How much am I getting paid for this?
Narn!
See ya, alright, that boat's gone, listen to the steps.
You're welcome!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
What?
Okay, one more boat.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Eight.
Nine.
I got one extra.
That was one of the most peaceful missions of the whole game so far.
Nothing bad happened.
We got some bait too.
Where am I paying that, big y'all?
Relax.
You're a lifesaver.
you really are the person boss talk so highly about another bail bro where's my
shards at for what's it called I'm gonna show you the bills to do real quick
I
Am I a good fisherman be honest
We're all back three bills
Got another bill, huh? I'll go attach it W man. My life was flickered GG. I've marked a new location do your best
We have to go through an area where there's three bells to get to the next area.
Lord have mercy.
Oh, that's gonna be bad.
Alright, buy this one fish I got, it's worth 10,000.
And I got an idea, Loki.
Before we leave this area, should we get some bait
and catch a few of these $10,000 fish before we go I feel like that's the move
these things worth 10k brah and we know we're some easy baits at let's do it
I can finally get to watch your strings. I haven't watched it over three months because my mom blocked it.
She what?
I need a word with your mom.
What do you mean she blocked it?
What could I have done?
Like, actually, what did I do?
I don't understand.
What did I actually do that she saw a stream from mine
and said, I have to block this guy?
Like, actually, did she just walk in
on a Chris Redfield segment?
That has to be the only,
Like dude.
But what if my hands just randomly feel dirty sometimes?
That's so annoying, man.
Golly.
Three bucks!
Three bucks, huh?
Wow.
Wow. What did I do to deserve that? I don't know. I begged her to give it back. Well,
you know what? You're a W viewer. Tell her I said, don't let it happen again. Okay.
Okay. Tell her I said, don't let it happen again.
Or I'm going to have to step in. And there's going to be a problem.
Kitty, I was about to show them to you.
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
She hitting the screen again look at her
Oh yeah she's about to go lay down somewhere
You kill, she about to fall asleep.
W. Kitty.
W. Kitty for real.
I lock him.
We're going to catch a few of these $10,000 fish.
We got to get some bait real quick.
Y'all know the drill.
Yup.
We gotta get some bang real quick, we all know the drill.
Let's go do some deep sea fish and let's make some bait real quick.
Cool down, man.
This song of five has just hurt the fish and all.
What you think? We run them through a meat grinder.
It's messed up, but it's a game.
So it's all right.
That's why when I fish in real life, I throw them back every time.
I ain't got the heart to keep them.
Cat? All my life I do. I don't keep no fish when I go fishing.
Oh my life I don't.
I ain't got the heart man.
But they're good. Big dog, I can go buy some from the store.
Not gonna lie.
Get a bait, just fall out.
Yeah, I'm a vegan.
Why do people say cap to everything?
It gets to a point where it's annoying, not gonna lie.
Welcome to it, Bubba.
Alright, we're gonna use these to go catch some big old fish.
Let's go.
There's a lot of meatballs out there.
Can you open the lookout right here?
We gotta use the bait look I see one down there watch this
No, it's one of these!
We're looking for the big ins!
Where the big ins at?
You know what the flying fish is a better strat these are too hard to get for 2,000 apiece. I'm not gonna lie
Wouldn't y'all agree yeah, I'm about to get out of here
Yeah, I'm leaving for real, this is ridiculous.
Go back, go back, go back.
Yeah, see, look, they're not even in the area.
Wait, there is?
You can just throw them anywhere!
Wait a minute!
Chap'n'Witch!
Not you!
Let me just free money, I'll take it.
Hey!
Stay locked.
No stop do to it on my spot.
What's up with the music like seriously.
Yo get me out of here.
So in case y'all don't know, these big ones are worth 10,000 apiece for whoever didn't
see it earlier.
Will we get another one here?
Yes, we will.
Wow, I could have had a double too.
Double again.
Chat, we are rich.
Oh my goodness.
Why do they come do-do?
Why?
Why you ruining my spots?
One more bait, let's do it, let's do it.
Beautiful.
We're going back.
Don't dump the fish out, that's a lot of money.
How much money is this giving us?
66,000.
Absolutely.
Oh.
66,000.
Absolutely!
Chat, do I buy the fuel capacity?
Level 3.
I think I do.
I did it.
Alright.
All right, let's go to our next area in the next area that we have to go is this we're gonna have to make it through three
Things this is about to get crazy here
Chas, we switch up the paint low key
Let's low key switch up the paint
Y'all want to switch it up
we got this one this is new the wood grain goes hard that was kind of mid I
still like that one too that was I the rustic the green the pink in this pink
Yeah, we'll go pink. I do think pink is clean. Yeah, it's clean.
If anything, later on, we might switch it back to wood. All right, let's go.
Lock in the school, and then we go this way to our next location. We're dead, G.J.
All it's over. Prepare yourself. We're about to get chased by a big monster.
I missed. I missed. We're good.
Wait, it said bow speed level 4. Wait, did it really?
No way it said that.
I can do it level 3.
Did the whole stream go out or did it just freeze?
It just froze?
What happened?
Chat y'all gotta upgrade y'all's internet man. It's getting ridiculous dude
Chat can y'all please just get some better internet. What are we good hold up?
Type one if we're good are we good type one
Hold up and look
My stream's about to crash again and my internet's out I think.
Gigi, my internet's going out.
It's messing up on my phone too.
Can y'all hear me try baloney?
it appears that we do have to get speed level four. Should we go to the flying fish area?
I feel like that's the best bet for money chat. No joke.
Oh my goodness. Is there a delay?
Do the 10k fish? We actually probably should do the 10k fish. Okay let's see
how much it costs for the the speed upgrade level four here. Let's see. How much is it?
Oh!
Look here though. If we do the ten thousand dollar fish, we
We only need 15 of them, yep, that's easy.
Let's just go to the, oh, to the, oh, to the, oh,
to the $10,000 fish area, let's get some bait
and catch some of them.
Yes.
I need money for fuel, I have like no money at all.
I have no idea what you said.
We need 15 of them!
13. 14. 15. 15. Now we turn them into bait and we don't catch the big fish. Yes. And I'm
not talking about the big fish sandwiched from Burger King even though that thing is
good. J L over had the big fish sandwiched from Burger King. Bro that thing. Good.
Why did my stream freeze dude?
Yo we need a better cooldown on this thing.
You know a restaurant that's overrated for no reason, Burger King, we're in a Burger
King good.
Like if there's a Burger King in a McDonald's side by side, hey, I'm going to the Burger
King.
I'm in a drive-thru at Burger King.
You know what I mean?
I'm going Burger King.
And you want to know why?
King got an item McDonald's can never compete with the jalapeno cheddar bites. Oh my goodness.
And the big fish sandwich to be honest. The big fish sandwich with them jalapeno cheddar bites.
I love Sonic's cheddar bites. Sonic's jalapeno cheddar bites are good too, but Burger King's
are better. No! You gotta be kidding me. Cheesy tots? Why would you go cheesy tots when the
When the jalapeno cherubah, when the jalapeno cherubahs are right there, you know what I mean?
Please stop wasting a man!
Dude!
They're cannibals, actually, they're cannibals.
I'm about to tweak.
We're good.
Y'all see this form I got now though?
We're good.
to cool him down yo what did that guy yesterday when we first saw the game see
when he said it's gonna be three streams minimum for this what did bro see
like how did you know
I'm a gamer too, that's the crazy part.
Okay we're missing one right, let's get one more.
There we go.
Clean.
Alright let's head out, let's go catch these fish.
Imagine they all just dump off the side, you know how mad I would be?
One!
Are you kidding me?
Oh my goodness, I got it!
I didn't get the big one you gotta be kidding me I did get the big one two for one new spot
They done they done ruined it
Don't you dare don't you dare
Let's go right here
What is that, chat, three or four?
Four, can you get a bigger boat now, it'd be nice too because there's some giant creatures
in this game that were scary that wasn't a what's it called chat oh my goodness
Stop ruining it
Right here
Right here, come on
That's not a big one
I'm about to crap my drawers just to feel the warmth at this point
New spot
Let's go sell what we got actually real quick.
Yes, remember we need 150k.
I'll have to sell these.
Shop?
Sell, select all that 46k.
So how many more $10,000 fish do we need?
Chin me low.
We got a gas up too.
Just keep moving.
Catch a bunch of squids.
How much of the squids worth again?
I didn't even look.
idiot 3k I mean that's not bad
could be worse
We're the big dogs act
We're the big dogs
I didn't grind a 10k when that was a puffer fish man
Are y'all what are y'all smoking on let me get some like what's wrong with y'all?
I
Like right here look when I catch this one look here
You see this
This is what I grind it. Yeah, and look how much it's worth
$100 apology accepted
I'm going to crap everywhere and just sit in it.
The limos are easier to catch, I agree, but these are worth like all those stones.
We just hit a hundred and fifty K for the next zone.
Bro, y'all about to make me a little angry.
Y'all make the alpha angry.
And I'm about to be.
This is ridiculous.
What's going on?
Case recap, shut up nerd.
That's the recap.
I'm not in a good mood.
We're going to the flying fish zone!
I'm not gonna stand for this!
These are worth six thousand a piece, but I think we can catch double the amount as the
ten thousand one so it'll even out in speed of catching them right wouldn't
y'all agree
like I actually think we catch these two to one
Let's see how many we catch here.
Why are y'all nowhere near me, man, y'all were just here.
I'm about to tweet, whatever.
I
Mean of the 6000 ones do I need to get the 50k that's two
Three
There's no way I need an I.T., I'm y'all gotta be joking, right?
Are y'all joking?