My good dad don't string wouldn't start my good
Good?
Yep.
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
Cheers.
Yo.
What's going on with the good challenge?
good I was good was good was good that was good job good ladies and gentlemen I
have returned once more yet again yet again once more once more yet again
black hoodie I repeat black hoodie buddy yo the only t-r-a Batman yo milk kitty
I'm Leo Sinner. Uh W Subbers man.
Appreciate y'all. Shout outs.
Everybody's day.
We're on a scale of 1 to 10.
Let me hear it.
How we doing on a scale of 1 to 10.
Up in this 5 to 10.
We're on a scale of 1 to 10.
On a scale of one to ten
Up in this thing
Up in here
Yo, it's miss Mono with the five. Yo, my face cams low key on center. How long has it been like this?
Yo, look at the face cam
Look look at the positioning of the face cam now watch this
Yo, how long is it been like that did you see that?
Did you see that did you see it how was the Super Bowl it was a snooze fest I fear it was
an absolute snooze fest. It was. Got to say though, that bunny's a good guy for
letting him play football at his concert. Not gonna lie, because that was the
only lit part about the whole thing. Lord have mercy, man. That was the only
because the football, the football was horrible, man.
I understand defense.
Man, I understand defense is a big deal.
You know what I mean?
I get it, bro.
Defense, you know, that's cool.
But buddy, let me tell you, it makes for some boring football, man.
Lord have mercy.
I'm over here bras over here like falling asleep watching these dudes play it's like bro. What nobody catching no passes
It was just that one dude for the Seahawks running the ball. That dude good though. What's his name?
What's his name
Bro from Memphis
What's his name?
Yeah, Walker that was the only dude that seemed like wanted to win a soup ball the whole time, bro
Not gonna lie bro was just cooking everybody other than that
There wasn't even a football going on
Like I said like I told y'all
If they had me out there
Hey, if they would have had me out there, it would have been a different story.
I miss 50 get there, so why are you lying?
No, I didn't.
Yo a-roll with the five get it.
I miss 50 give
My tongue hurt bro, bro. I did not miss no 50 get the look at all these subs. Oh, that's one guy
Wait, is this the person I get the 50?
No who get the 50
How was your day? It was good. I had a little bit of a headache, but
G. J.
Yo, Jamie with the five W. Jamie with the five chat who get the 50 bro. Just tell me
Just tell me who gifted 50 make it easy
Happy with the five. Thank you.
Oh my goodness, I can't rely on y'all to give me no answers, dude.
Y'all won't even tell me who get the 50 yo quips with the fire.
Man, man, golly, man.
Bad everybody in here.
I've had it.
I've had it up to here, bubba.
It's done.
You hear me?
It's done.
Down bad for milk dad with the five gifts that you you are you need help
Buddy you need help let me tell you
Because what?
Royal with the tin thank you royal with the tin
Yeah, I can't find who gifted a 50. Yeah, whoever gifted the 50 gifted a I appreciate that. Thank you
Yo, I can't find it nowhere.
It's G.G. You know it's stuffed?
We stay stuffed out here, buddy.
Y'all already know the drill.
Where's Kitty? She in here somewhere.
Kitty is simply not a being that you can summon.
Kitty is simply a being that shows up whenever she wants.
Okay, that's crazy yo Andy thank you Jake with the T get the W Jake with the T get the
thank you.
I guess me and my boys forgot to engage us thank you say congrats to Riley and Sua is
that how you say it I hope so yo congrats Riley and Sua congratulations congrats congrats
on the engagement thank you appreciate you King um yo cutie patootie with a thousand
Bits, um, case you say my dog Evie died.
We always watch your streams.
She might've been a bigger fan than me.
She would stop what she's doing when she heard you.
Um, I, uh, different, watch your data.
So I'm off stream for a few days.
Please don't ban that.
That's good.
All right.
P. Evie.
Hate to hear that.
W. Evie though.
Appreciate you.
A cutie patootie.
Thank you.
Um, pronounce, Rue.
Yo, happy birthday, Rue.
Chat, tell Rue, happy birthday.
Yeah, you can all crazy preset you w crazy.
Let's go to happy birthday, Ruby.
What was the name of that gifted irreplaceable stank
with the five gifts?
Yo, yo rova with the 50 gift.
Yo, give me some W's for rova
with the 50 gift they serves.
Oh my goodness.
W rova with the 50. I appreciate that. Thank you gamer dad with the five as well
W rova with the 50 that dude's name was irreplaceable stank
That's nasty. I
Fear that's just nasty, buddy
Okay, but I'll look at that a very desperate. Thank you wait King Pig gifted the 50
You're just lying. No, you didn't. How are you going to lay claim to a 50 gifted bud? That's messed up.
You'll backstir with a thousand bits. If you didn't know already being the Baron fight,
well unlock another piece of this gold armor. Wait to buy. I got to buy it. That's kind of
messed up that I have to buy that but I do I do have one from my from when I
beat the Baron what are your thoughts on not winning puppy bowl MVP hey the
competition was was probably tough you know what I mean competition was
probably tough. You know, it is what it is. That's life. Puppy bowl.
Ted, did y'all watch the puppy bowl? I didn't even. I didn't even know
there was a puppy ball going on.
Yo, Royal pain with the 25 gifted. Give me some Ws for Royal pain
with the 25 gifted. Thank you. W Royal pain for real with the 25
get to appreciate that. Did you see the Hornets fight? Yeah, I
saw like a clip of that. Yeah, it was in there. Yeah, that was
in there mad for real. They was in there. They was in there
angry. I was like, godly. Y'all up in there fighting. That's
life though. That's life. I don't even know who started I just
saw a clip of it I don't I really don't even know who started it but yeah so y'all
have been to a fight before type one if you've been in a fight you've been in a
fight man draw with the fire oh I know y'all got beat up oh man I know y'all
got beat up. Man, let me tell you, somebody said and I won. Use a lie. No, you did not.
You got doodled on. Guess what happened? You got straight up dookied on. What is that?
me and my girl got into a bad argument, but your streams always make me feel better. Thank you. Yo,
appreciate that. So, so hope y'all figure it out. Tell her to watch the stream though.
Yo, Jesse with the five. Thank you.
Dude, ain't that kind of crazy how there's a, there's levels to arguments. There's
live. There's like an argument and then you just call it a bad argument. I like how that's like
the whole, the whole thing, the whole verbiage. Is that the right word behind argument? Like
there's a regular argument and then there's just a bad argument. Crow with the five. Thank you.
You ever been in a bad argument?
This dude named Big Blue Tractor 123 just said, I am 6 foot 4, 275 pounds and I swing wrenches
for a living.
I give out the beatings.
Yo big dog.
know that's an entire lie because why would you ever swing a wrench you do
you know what a wrench is you don't swing a wrench bud what are you swinging a
wrench for you turn wrenches you don't swing them that's how I know
everything you just said a lot, buddy. Like hello, Chad do you believe, do you
You believe big blue tractor?
Patrick's hot booty flakes with the five gifted.
Yeah, I'm about to get off.
I should have just went on ahead and took off the whole week.
Lord have mercy, man.
This is just ridiculous, man.
Like what are we doing?
This dude just said I'm six foot two forty five and fly planes for a living.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Like, big dog, I don't understand.
That's a crazy name.
to five and Looney with the five thank you oh man I'm six foot five uh uh 250 I'm cool no you
wait bro stop no you ain't brother oh I'm six foot tall 250 and I fly airplanes for a living
bro what you trying to say what are you apparently better than somebody that works at
Walgreens or something is that what you're trying to say that might be what you're trying to say in here
Is that you like you better know some other words of Walgreens or something?
Hey, you better check yourself buddy
You hear me you need to check yourself
Quick okay
What is this
Yo, queso's thick position with 10,000 bits W queso's thick position.
I can't believe I've been subbed for 31 months even when I was jobless and broke first started
when you screened into the drive-through and Roblox.
Love you, Bobby.
Yo, W queso's thick position with the 10,000 bits, I appreciate that.
Thank you, queso's thick position.
W queso's thick position, for real, I appreciate that, thank you.
that man jobless a lot of y'all still jobless huh chat a lot of y'all still
are that's crazy a ghost face that's wild thank you for the 500 bits that's
crazy though chat what y'all do this weekend man what did y'all do this
weekend anything sleep man I feel that I like sleeping go to the gym cap work
cap doing nothing yeah that's probably right literally nothing yeah
He was in there crying because of the Superbowl, ain't no way.
That was your weekend?
What all did I do?
I climbed Mount Everest, then I skied down it.
Then I did a little bit of mountain biking.
And then after that, I went on like a little hike
through like this little scenic area,
stopped in a few little places got something to eat then after that what I do after that
what did I do after that
oh I went to outer space after that I flew up to the moon and back they was offering
like a little thing like hey you want to do this real quick we're gonna test out
like something we're gonna test out like a new outer space uniform thing I was
like you know what yeah I'm gonna do it went to the moon and back it was simple
it was light you know light work didn't take that long got back home took a nap
then just hung out at the crib till now so yeah it was pretty uneventful
weekend. Yeah, it was it was pretty uneventful to say the least. Right? Yo,
spooky booty breed with the 25 gifted. Yo, give me some W's for spooky booty
breed with the 25 gifted subs. Oh my goodness. Appreciate that spooky booty
breathe with the 25 gift it. Thank you. W spooky booty brief.
For real. I appreciate that. Thank you. I just bit my tongue
while I was talking. GG. That is one of the worst feelings in
the world is when you bite your tongue, man. Oh my goodness,
dude. Yo, happy birthday, Kim. Chat show Kim. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Kim. Um Oh really? I think I have seen that
when I cross agent or thank you. I'm looking forward to
appreciate you crochet gender W crochet gender for real thank you hey case I'm
getting married Friday can we have a celebratory pickle quote we love your
streams yeah I got you right here you get married yeah I got you
gather round buddy they're getting married this week the great pickle has
I have something to say.
Listen.
Stay crunchy. Stay happy. Keep on pickling.
Thanks.
You are stronger than you think.
than you believe and smarter than you know.
Thanks, one more.
Even in moments of doubt, your strength shines through.
Thanks, one more.
You are more resilient and capable than you realize.
Thanks, one more.
Success is a journey, not a destination, keep going.
Round of applause for the great wisdom of the Pickle, which he has bestowed upon us yet again.
Yo, wonder what the five gifted, appreciate you wonder what the five gifted.
round of applause for the Pickle, for the wisdom that he has bestowed upon us once more, okay?
Once more.
I'm clapping, but not with my hands, okay?
my fidget spinner is back. You know what's crazy? I still don't know where I got this
from. I mean I know it came from fan mail but I don't remember when. Uh oh it's messed
up. That was a bad spin. Did you see that? Look. Oh no that's a bad spin. Oh no your
magic with the five hold up. It's cooked. Yo Kino with the 20 give me some W's for Kino
with the 20 gifted W Kino for real. I appreciate that Kino with the 20. Thank you. GG chat.
No, how do I usually fix it?
Let's see if I fixed it.
I'm stable cheeks with the five.
Okay, that's a lot better than it was.
There's no doubt about it.
Oh my goodness.
It's still going.
Empire with the 10.
It's still going.
Yo, shove with the five or with the 10.
Thank you.
Get ready.
Time.
How long was that?
Get anybody timed that?
Nobody timed it.
How could you have not think, thought to time it?
Oh my goodness.
What?
Hey, Cage, how should I ask my boyfriend of six years
to be my Valentine?
Could you give us some tips?
By the way, he's probably watching the stream
and ignoring my text also.
His name is Tav and he loves Dr. Pepper, if that helps.
You realize who you are, right?
How do you have a boyfriend?
of all of the things that you have said in this chat. How do you have a boyfriend?
How? You have said some of the craziest things I've ever seen in here.
I appreciate that.
Your royal pain with the 50
gift it's so I'll give me some
W's for royal pain with the 50
gift it all my goodness. I
appreciate that royal pain.
Thank you.
W Royal pain for real with the
50. I appreciate that.
Now, not in the ocean, but above the people.
Now, it's sometimes, you know, I don't know how to do it,
I'm a little bit worried.
I'm afraid, I'm afraid of everything.
I won't say whether Ifecture is anything that happens
boyfriend of six years. I refuse to believe it. I can't believe it. I would be doing myself
an injustice if I chose to believe this right here. Right? Come on in with the ten. Thank
you. Because there's never been a conversation where he's like, yo, could you chill a little
bit has that never had like has that never been a conversation because this
is not like a one-off situation this is like consistently month by month and
And he's never been like hey could you relax just a little bit
Right
Yes, he's told me to shut up before
Oh, yeah, you don't lost your mind you ain't
You have done lost your mind.
You think you're going to get modded?
You have absolutely you.
You are off your rocker.
Cheek with the five.
Thank you.
You are off.
Your rocker.
Yo, Adam from Alaska with thousand bits.
Pause the stream till I get back.
Please. I need to make a PB and J big dog.
If I pause the stream till you got back,
I'd be pausing it for the whole month.
I'd be pausing it for the whole stream because you got to get your dogs and your sled to get to the store to get some peanut butter
Because you live in Alaska I
Can't pause and wait on you
That that just get a like you you know you live in Alaska you got to get your dogs in your sled
What are them things called? What are them dogs with the sleds called?
What are they called? They got a name.
No, I'm not talking about them individually. There's like a name.
Is it just sled dogs? Is that really just it?
I know they're huskies. I'm talking about, I thought there was a name for the group of them.
It's just sled dog just straight up sled dog
Yo Kino with 5,000 bit yeah mush that's what it is to mush I knew it was that
yes much that's what they're called much yep I don't remember what movie it was
there was a movie where some dude had a bunch of sled dogs and he slid off and
fell into like a ravine
Now that ain't funny. It was only funny because it was a movie, but I remember there was a
dude that was had some sled dogs. Bro got up to like a little ravine. He slid off in that
thing. I was like, man, God, I'm gonna wash that in my granny's house. And I was a kid.
I was like, man, that's messed up.
Imagine yourself sledding, you swat off in a ravine.
Man, golly.
Tsunami with the T and thank you.
Balto, what is balto?
Yo, anyway, Kino with the 5,000 bits,
W Kino with the 5,000 bits.
In case you say happy birthday to my girlfriend,
Sammy, and ask her to be my valentine.
Yo, happy birthday, Sammy and Kino wants you to be his valentine.
Now, however you want to answer that's up to you, but I was just a messenger.
Okay.
I was just a messenger, but that's up to you.
Not me.
Okay.
Wait, what's you mean?
Happy birthday to my girlfriend, Sammy, and ask her to be my valentine.
Burnish old girlfriends and I'm already your Valentine what you mean who else are gonna be you cheating
Yo creep with the fire thank you
You still gotta ask oh
No, we skip a nose you don't lost your mind
You that you don't lost your mind you talking about old
We in a 10 year relationship, will you be my valentine?
Duh!
Performative.
That's what it is.
Performative.
That's exactly what it is.
It's performative.
Tell me it ain't.
It makes people feel special.
You know what else makes people feel special?
Watching K-So stream.
Yet I know you know somebody right now that ain't doing it.
So why are you not making them do it?
Why not?
Why aren't you doing it?
It's
Romantical
Do that always remind me that quote man godly
That always reminds me that quote man, I love that quote
Yo Kino with a thousand bits that was quick or the 10,000 bits W. Kino with the 10,000 bits
case she said yes can I get a harmonica song for celebration I could do that but
my harmonica is broken but congratulations you're matter of fact
you're welcome for that because I'm not gonna lie I think I facilitated that for
you right there I did I do I think I facilitated that what is this case no
cat my mom and I have been subbed for 19 months but I'm too scared to watch
during spooky time. Imagine playing paying for it to sub for 19 months and
zero spooky time. Yeah, I can't imagine that.
Dog, it's a game that ain't gonna jump out at you. It ain't real.
It ain't real.
So are you scared of spooky time?
I'll be scared too, but I'm not scared to the point where I feel like I'm gonna die
for real.
Unless I get hit with a real bad jump scare and then I'm like, oh my heart about to
explode in my chest, right?
Here, here's what you need to do.
You need to have a conversation with your mom right now and she needs to tell you, hey,
you need to straighten up, okay?
I prefer half sword.
Oh, so you ain't scared when I cut somebody in half and bisect them and cut their leg
off.
No, hey, you know, to each their own, hey, to each their own.
I still watch but I occasionally get nightmares, wait, Chad, have y'all gotten nightmares from
scary games we played? What did Kino say in another thousand minutes case my mom wants
to know if you'll be here Valentine? Don't make her sad. Yo Kino what are you talking
about, right? No I'm not five. I would have nightmares if I ever had dreams. I have
a dream like twice a year and one of the ones that I had was the other day when I
imagined that the next level would have flying fish and it did. I have maybe two
dreams a year. Maybe.
Two dreams a year. Dude, and the thing is you'll have some crazy dreams that
I'll stick with you. I'll never forget my dream. Y'all hear my dream? I'm gonna tell you how to dream.
I used to read, I read a book series and I thought it was the greatest thing ever.
It was the Circa du Freak book series by Darren Shan. I don't know if y'all have ever heard of that.
They even made a movie based off the books.
It was essentially where this kid gets turned into a vampire and it was dude
I'll never forget it. I love that book series man. I was so into that book series
I used to read it all the time and I had a dream one day that I was asleep and a
vampire came to my window said yo kid you want to be a vampire I said
Yeah. So he killed me, buried me, dug me up, and then I was a vampire. And me and him were
flying around the city killing people. I'll never forget it. And that's what happens in
the book. Yo, jumpsuit with the 25 gift, the W jumpsuit with the 25 gift, thank you.
you jump suit through with the 25 gift and I appreciate that.
Cause that's what happened in the book in the book.
What do you mean?
In the book when he turns this kid into a vampire, he goes up to his window
in the middle of the night and he asks him, do you want to be a vampire?
The kid says yes.
And he explained, Hey, I'm going to have to break your neck,
bury you and then unbury you.
And when you get up, you'll be normal and be a vampire.
And they agreed to a day the vampire came back one night while he was sleeping. He said hey you ready?
He said yeah broke his neck buried him dug them up and he was a vampire from that day forward
If you've never read
This I mean I was a kid back when I read this I was probably like 12 if you've never read the circuit do freak
books there's like 12 of them I think not gonna lie you missing out them
things are goaded bruh I'm not gonna lie the circuit do three books man
them things goaded for real there's like 12 of them case what do you have to say
to my boyfriend who thinks you're overrated. You'll probably leave him soon anyway then
he'll be crying so it's all good. Tell him he's a disgusting loser. How about you tell
him that and then just leave him. I don't know who this dude thinks he is. I don't
know why you're still with him. Why are you with somebody who thinks I'm overrated?
You've been following me since June 12th of 2024.
You've been following me almost two years.
And you need to tell me you're staying with somebody
who thinks I'm overrated.
Okay.
Matter of fact, I'm just banning it
because now you're disrespecting me.
Because you staying with that person
that thinks I'm overrated,
you're just disrespecting me now
and now you're messing with me.
So, we got a problem.
Is this a vandible affix chat?
Yes or no?
Bro, make it up any reason to ban somebody?
I respect it.
No, this ain't made up.
This is serious.
Do you like tomatoes?
Not only do I not like tomatoes, I do the opposite of like tomatoes.
I actively hate tomatoes.
Tomatoes are disgusting.
Yo, I appreciate that steam.
W steam for real.
I appreciate you, steam.
Thank you.
W steam for real.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Can you tell my friend Axl to answer my calls?
I know he's watching.
Yo, Axel, you got somebody named granted in here
that wants you to answer his calls.
Right?
Yes, I have blue sky, thank you.
Happy birthday, Rowan, thank you, Chad.
You know what time it is,
but to cut somebody's leg off and it's not.
We about to cut somebody's leg off!
I think we're beating that that half sword mode today. Don't y'all think I think we're
actually beating that half sword mode.
Do y'all think we are pizza or garlic bread?
It depends what kind of pizza you're getting bro you could get some garlic bread that's
like five cheese garlic bread and it's almost like pizza no joke.
You can.
Have y'all ever got the frozen garlic and Texas toast garlic bread from the store?
Have y'all ever got that?
The frozen one just like frozen pieces of bread, Texas toast garlic bread, you can get
like three cheese.
Bro, it's actually good.
You throw it in a toaster?
Dude.
You throw that in a toaster and it's goaded.
No joke.
Lock in.
Why are there emojis all over my screen?
Don't question it, man.
Don't even question it.
You never know what's going to happen in here when you're in here.
That's just the truth.
You never know what's gonna happen in here.
You already know what time it is, baby!
Lock it in!
Yeah!
You already know what time it is, baby!
But because somebody's leg owes!
And you ain't gonna stop me!
You know what this does?
Yeah!
Oh, yeah, baby! Come on!
do we beat this today? Perhaps. Case why you so big because I lift a lot of weights. That's
why. I think me rad gone forever bruh. Yeah, he gone. We've got to accept it man. He gone
man. He gone. We can't do none about it either. He gone, man.
Mean Rad died. No, he was alive last time we seen him. But I
think, you know, I don't know. He just he ain't he ain't been
back since all we can do chat. Look here. All we can do is
hope that mean rads do an eye. You know what I mean? Whether he is or not, we
don't know. But all we can do is hope. And maybe one day,
maybe one day,
he'll come back.
But who knows?
Lock in
a lock in
Paul doubles two rounds. This is easy for us. Yes. I still got my gold armor on. I do.
We should be almost indestructible now, chat. No joke. Look at that. Just one shot at both
thumb. Give off me!
Let's go. Let's go.
Look at the skill, look at the talent, look at the precision, look at the ability,
Look at the butt cheeks slapping in the wind because I allow them to.
Is that my guy? No it's not Emma.
Watch out, let me have it this. Who is my two guys by the way? Who is that?
I forgot who even works for me now chat, no joke. Yeah that dude's gone.
That dude's also gone.
Bam.
Wait, is that Magnus with better gear?
I forgot we got Magnus again.
Wait, did we?
Oh, my goodness, I forgot about Magnus.
We have Magnus and Michael.
I forgot we had Magnus again.
Yeah, because remember, Magnus was like one of our best warriors ever besides Mean
Rad.
he fell off and he went and got geared up and came back even better that's the
inspiration right there yeah you can't tell me that's not inspirational right
there slums riot let's go we win these
lucky and madness come on how do that big oh my goodness did you see him one
shot that dude. Lord have mercy he gone. I'm glad you married this hell. Oh my goodness
my friends starforce systems dot com what you talking about. Yep. We win. We win. Pay him.
think he's dead? Who's dead? Mean Rad? Never. If you're talking about mean Rad, never.
Guard carnage, I win these. This is a free for all. I win these chat lock-in. These dudes
look tough though, not gonna lie. Not tough enough, I fear. What? Not tough enough,
I'm not tough enough.
Yo, sir, mean rad the bold with the five get the mean rad still alive.
See, he just gave, he just gave the five, see.
Told you.
Clean.
Clean, I'm locked.
You know what y'all have there, I'm gonna take me a break, I'm gettin' a little hot.
Oh there mom, yeah y'all have that.
I have to step in see what happens
when I step in. Give up buddy. Look here. Let's pay Magnus, let Michael go. Y'all
cool with that pay Magnus we gonna let Michael go Michael I don't know man yeah
we gonna pay Magnus let Michael go it is what it is and maybe just maybe he ain't
never coming back chat chat he ain't never coming back bro
He ain't never coming back, Chad. I just don't know if Mean Rad's ever coming back.
The day that Mean Rad returns, the whole world's gonna explode.
You know what I mean?
Lock in. Slum's riot.
Let's go.
Mean Rads not dead though.
We know for a fact he's not.
We know for an absolute fact he's not.
See ya, Goober.
Why do I drop frames so bad on this map?
StarcordSystem.com.
Peace.
We win those.
Pay him.
I'm going to keep checking that thing to see if he's going to come back.
right again let's go w Magnus though could you imagine the combo of Magnus
and Mean Rad I don't think y'all could understand how insane that duo would oh
Oh my goodness, would be, bam.
That would be insane.
Let me take a peek.
Let me just take a quick peek.
There's a, does it redo every day?
Yeah, I think it redos every day.
All right.
Hall of Doubles jumpsuit with a TN.
Thank you.
come here bud give up that's what I thought
There's one, two more.
So I said you could hire them also to list resets.
Big dog, you need to go to an investment class.
How you doing?
Magnus.
He's not dead, but he gave up.
Oh my goodness, pay him back.
Dog, he got a lucky hit on me.
My goodness, pay him.
Dog, he got a lucky hit on me!
Bra!
The payout's crazy.
I need you to understand what just happened here.
Before I look at the people that just rug pulled because that's what happened,
they just rug pulled.
I need you to understand that was a lucky shot.
The only way that I ever lose a game jumpsuit with the team gifted
There's no way cloudies was a doubter, right?
Wait, there's some insider trading going on wait. We need to launch an investigation actually. Oh
My god, wait. No, we gotta launch an investigation
Do you understand?
That payout is disgusting!
Oh my goodness!
Dude!
I'm contacting my lawyer right now.
I am contacting my lawyer.
There was some insider trading happening.
Yo, cloudy, actually, you're under investigation, bud.
And you know who else is under investigation, a name that I constantly see with you and
these crazy hits. CB3 plays as well. You and CB3 plays, I'm not going to lie. Y'all are
under investigation.
Jack, can you can you can can can can consensualize how big of a this is unbelievable?
dude 250k down they got paid out 7.3 million some of y'all's never even came
close to seeing 1 million channel points and they just hit for 7.3 million and
to put into perspective how even crazier this is only seven people out of the
entirety of the chat that's watching this right now. Only seven people out of this
entire operation had the guts to go all in on no.
I'm thinking about it. I might have to jump suit with its hand. Thank you.
Happy birthday, Mason. Thank you.
Chat show, Mason. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Mason.
That's unbelievable.
Let's rest.
Mean Rad. Just come back, man. We're waiting on you.
Mean Rad, we're holding the spot for you, man. We really are.
All champion we win these.
Magnus just one shot at that guy.
Oh my goodness. Pay him dude. Magnus is crazy. I'm telling y'all he might if he hasn't
dethroned me right yet. It's close. Truly. Why are these also me? Forest carnage. Oh, when
these. Lock in. I'll win these here, chat. Let's go. Thought I heard some armor rambling
behind me. I hear something. Is it just me and these two other guys? Oh no, there's two people
fighting over here too okay never mind we're good
nothing to here lock in help them now this is a free for all
Magnus ain't in here it is a free for all which I shall win
everything else that let's not forget who taught Magnus everything he knows
Chad who taught Magnus everything he knows yes me
Get your filthy hands off me!
Dog hit this dude!
Bro can you get this dude off me I'll kill you last man stop
That's what you get, idiot.
I'm gonna make sure you die.
I'll make sure of it.
Yep, it's me and you now, bud. What now?
I feel like dude I feel like Magnus lowkey scamming me.
Why is he asking for payment so much?
Have y'all peeped that?
Why is bro asking for payments?
I'm waiting for the time that we look at this in mean rages
just there with open arms, wait, hey, give me a hug, man.
But he just, he ain't there, Chad.
He might actually, oh, yard doubles for 200 lock in.
Lock in for real.
Oh my goodness, that dude is gone.
Yeah, me and Magnus win these all day.
See ya, Goober.
Magnus, you didn't have to do that, so two more.
Oh, what do we give away?
Oh yeah, Seth, if you go to the Discord,
type Excitation, or click the pin link,
We're doing giveaways with CCs, I think, every month for some beanies and CCs gift cards.
So go to the giveaway tab in the Discord for a chance to win the giveaways with CCs.
I think we're doing beanies and gift cards every month, I'm pretty sure.
WCCs for real.
Your jumpsuit with the 50 gifted, W jumpsuit with the 50 gifted, oh my goodness.
Appreciate that jumpsuit for real.
Thank you.
Case, what are your thoughts on the new Discord regulations?
What do you mean?
What Discord regulations?
Face scan?
Cap.
No way!
Wait, what?
Wait, is that already coming to effect?
Moist made a video on it? Well, that's where I'm going.
Oh
Moist critical video from three hours ago did discord just destroy itself
You know it's crazy because we got one of like the biggest discords ever there's like
600k in my discord
There's 654k in my discord.
is it over? Why can't I hear his video? Can y'all hear this? Uh-oh my audio just went
Now,
Kale with the 5.
Oh, I muted my whole PC, nevermind.
I'm stupid.
My fault.
Huh.
A reddit tier memer fedora tipping narwhal baconning at midnight-
WHAT?!
BUDDY I'M TWO SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO WHAT CAN I HAVE MISSED?
Discord's come a long way since it's humble beginnings as a reddit tier memer fedora tipping
narwhal baconning at midnight service where every time you've fired it up and toss incredibly
Timeless classics at you like constructing additional pylons and overloading on memes watch out for wumpus and any time you contacted their support
You were put in touch with Springle the mystical gnome fairy elf wizard lord
I don't know what bro was talking about but hey, I'm here for a thing to help you with whatever problem you had
Discord has grown a lot since those facts it has been a some could say
Some could say that it's even that it's even pretty big
Y'all like my little two cents I threw in there
Moist needs a little more moist needs a duo partner for his videos
I'd come in and throw in the most useless comment ever just an agreeance
Yeah, yeah
My bad.
Staple in society for the last couple of years.
Just a few hours ago, they put out an announcement about some big upcoming changes to Discord that
they may as well just announced they're shutting down.
What?!
They may have been more positively received than what we actually got here.
This is despicable.
Discord has announced that all accounts will be age restricted by default unless you
verify your age via face scan or ID.
Well, what's that?
I just put the budgeting app in base 44.
No!
You just put the map.
Impossible.
You're making a kidding, code.
There's also a-
Oh, that's CG actually, unless that's a joke.
Wait, no way.
More terrible things here, but that's by far the biggest.
Discord, by the way, is like the least trustworthy place to be giving your data to.
Only a couple months ago, Discord had a huge data breach where hackers got tons of data
as well as 70,000 fucking government IDs.
That's how my butt sheet picture got leaked again last month.
Giving Discord your biometric data and ID is like giving your paycheck to a polymarket
gambling addict.
It's just a terrible recipe for disaster.
Now they're going with the standard play from John Madden's playbook here of corporate
gobbledygook where they're saying that this is actually in order to create a safer
experience for teens that use Discord.
So obviously Discord has had a history of horrible things that have happened to children that
have used their service.
This in no way, shape or form is the actual impetus for why they're implementing these
changes to harvest your data.
They didn't also have a mention in that.
Chappy, really, if it came down to it and all of a sudden you had to start scanning
your face and getting Discord, would you do it?
That's crazy.
that they're starting a council for U.S. teens aged 13 to 17 to apply to be a part of this
board that's supposed to better help steer Discord in a direction that's safer for children.
How does a kid submit a resume? My mom just said nice to know y'all, true as GD.
What's your work experience? We need at least seven years of Nickelodeon
internships or something in order to accept you on the discord children's
board here it's a very weird proposal now going to their announcement here when
would users need to verify their age group users are only prompted to verify
their age group when they attempt to access certain age-restricted content
settings or features after completing age assurance users won't be asked to
verify again for future age-restricted actions a user may be
be prompted to verify their age group if they attempt to unbler media flag by our sensitive
content filters or attempt to change any of the default sensitivity content filter settings
to show sensitive content, turn off message requests, access age restricted channels
and servers, speak in a stage channel, and toggle on age restricted command settings.
Then in bold, the very line, importantly this does not mean everyone will need to
confirm their age just to use Discord.
Not yet at least. I'm sure that's right around the corner.
Well it's real! Moisture made a video on it.
Hey. Hey.
G. G. Ski.
Hey G. G. Ski.
It is what it is.
That's life.
Ain't nothing we can do about it
Somebody said sobbing
Yo jumpsuit with the five get the appreciate you jumpsuit with the five get the thank you
That's wild. I thought y'all was capping. I
Thought y'all was lying
650k discord server members by the way
Yeah, there's a bunch of people in that disco we got
Probably another thousand of them just joined trying to win a cc's beanie
Lock in
Let's go
One more
We win these that dude just got quadruped he's somehow still sad dude Magnus is so
Oh God, it went Magnus, are you okay?
Get off of him!
No!
I'm up, I'm up.
Magnus, no!
Get off of him!
Oh, that's Magnus.
Pay him!
We're good.
let's go all doubles here two rounds knockdown that dude spit is
unbelievably green by the way you see that dude spit I just cut that dude's
face off I think oh my goodness is he okay we won
He's gone, said he gone.
He's missing.
Magnus.
He's swept, he's down!
Oh, we gotta get both of them down there, man.
Clean!
Pay him again
Yo jumpsuit with another 50 gifted oh my goodness
Yo, give me some W's for jumpsuit
With another 50 gifted subs
Lord have mercy
Jump suit been in this thing going crazy. Oh my
Good. W jump suit for real. Lock in, yard champ, one round.
Handle that Magnus. This dude is huge. Look at the size of this guy.
Doesn't matter because he's down. Pay him.
Alright, yo Magnus, not gonna lie, Magnus lowkey scamming me.
Mean Rad, where are you man?
Mean Rad, where are you at bruh?
Chat, we're close to the next tournament too, you see that?
Let's go Hall of Doubles here. Three rounds. We win these.
Birthold? Who is Birthold? That ain't mean, Rad.
We win these. Let's go, Magnus.
Flobber! Magnus here!
What is AOT?
What is an attack on Titan, what?
Oh, that's one of them cartoons I'll be watching
Let's go one more
We're on nerds, look on nerds getting mad at me.
Cartoon, it's a antibody!
I gave you a chance to live don't make me regret it we're close to next tournament chat let's
Let's go, Hall Champion.
Stay up, Magnus.
He gone, he gone, he gone.
Let's go.
Pay him again.
Let me check the list of people that we can hire.
My, let me rest.
Anime is a cartoon by definition.
is it? I just do it to make y'all mad. That's why I do it. Y'all, y'all, y'all
want another reason that I call it a cartoon? I literally call, I've been
doing this for years on stream. I literally just called a cartoon so it
makes y'all mad. That's the whole reason I do it. It should be well known. Now,
could actually be a cartoon it might be you know what it is
I never thought I'd see Mean Rad re-been holding the spot for you for so long.
Oh my goodness dude.
If y'all don't know the lore behind Mean Rad.
Bro.
Mean Rad was the greatest warrior we ever had in this game.
We had him like a few days after the game first came out.
He was insane like y'all know how Magnus has go to he was Magnus times to never even came close to losing with me right on the team
But one day I ran out of money. No joke ran out of money and we couldn't afford to pay me round and he left
And he's back not gonna lie his gear looks me at though mean rad. What did they give you man?
But I trust him. I trust him with anything
Ladies and gentlemen, we now have Mean Rad and Magnus. Bam, bam with the 10. Thank you.
Yep. Dude, can you believe it? Mean Rad. He's our duo partner now. Oh my goodness, welcome back, Mean Rad.
Dude, chat, can you believe it?
Slum's Riot, let's see how he holds up.
Let's see what he's up to nowadays.
Look at him.
Oh my goodness, look at him, I just cut that dude in half.
I think you know that.
Lock in me, Rad!
I just got that dude in half for real.
Me, Rad.
He cut his arm off!
You know what handled that?
I can't believe we got mean Radback. Oh my goodness. I can't believe it. We're gonna 100% win this tournament now.
Let's go. I'm going to go haul dual three rounds, one V ones here. It looks like my best chance.
Let's go. I'll win these. Absolutely clean. There's one. I miss Magnus. Yo, sunny Lulu. We still
have Magnus. What do you mean? He's just second string right now. I just got beaten a 1v1.
I can't believe what I'm saying. No, I didn't. If you let me stand up, you die. You just
sealed your fate, buddy. You should have killed me while you had the chance. Water recovery.
Water recovery. One more.
We'll buy it, then we'll defy it.
One shot coming in.
Called it.
Called it. Bam!
Called it, Chad. I had a feeling like you had a couple more shots to do right here.
Just had a feeling, man. You know what I mean?
Let's go haul a dual four rounds I don't like to jump the knock over things
jumpsuit with 25 gifted again give me some W's for jumpsuit with another 25
gifted more have mercy I appreciate that thank you there's one
W jumpsuit for real. Thank you.
Let's go.
Ludic, you're trying to sneak up on me.
Clobber! Peace!
Two more.
I'm dead.
One more.
This dude looks kind of tough. I'm not gonna lie.
What?
Get up.
Yep, you're done.
Gav with the five.
Yep!
Just what you thought I was done!
PAM!
All doubles, two rounds.
Me and Mean Rad, like the old days.
Lock in, Mean Rad. Me and you. I just absolutely clobbered that guy I'm hurt though. Mean Rad, lock in.
Come on, Mean Rad! Coach him! Yeah, Mean Rad's too good. Oh, yeah! One more. Let's go, Mean Rad.
What's that?
That's my goodness.
Mean Rad.
Handle that.
There you go.
What happened?
Mean Rad, what happened? You're bleeding.
Why would I see that?
It's not the cause of my death.
Is he alive?
Hang on.
He's good.
Wow that scared me. Wow that scared me for a second bro. Are we ready for the next
tournament here? No we gotta do one more. Paul Champion let's go.
He does have a good weapon like he used to that's true. He's still going to cook though watch this.
That dude's like double his size to Locky and me, Rad.
Look, he's not scared of nothing!
Pay him.
Is it tournament time?
It might be tournament time.
It's tournament time, chat.
Magnus, Mean Rad and me, triple M.
Magnus, Mean Rad and me.
Here we go.
Lord Tournament won the prediction.
Everybody get your vote in.
You got like 20 seconds left.
Lock in.
Let's go.
if you're ready. Lord, turn it. Oh, the music. Do you hear the music?
What about that backhanded them?
Alright, meme rads in.
Did meme rads instantaneously die?
Am I imagining what I just saw?
Are you alive?
Don't do this to me.
He's still alive, but that does not give me confidence in his ability.
Did he fall off?
Should he have stayed in retirement?
Let's go your legacies kind of faltering
All right, we got Magnus in here with us too now
Magnus mean rad in me
Where y'all at?
Where y'all at? Okay, handle that!
This dude's made out of steel!
Oh, I'm hitting the wrong guy.
Two more.
Who was who?
Please.
That dude's gone! That dude's gone!
He's gone too!
Where's Mean Rad?
Come on, we gotta go help Mean Rad with his one!
Magnus, get over here!
this round yet let's go I'm going straight for the big guy here oh my goodness he's eight foot tall
look at his weapon
Last time I killed my good. I think it only unlocks after you kill them. I'll
sell some of my in the chat earlier saying there's like four rounds of these
guys look at his sword dog look at that sword
So I try to take that sword.
Let me take the sword.
I can't take the sword, Chad.
won't let me you can't take it wow now I won't let me somebody said not worthy
bro what you mean I took this dude out whatever I'm not killing him for I am
he is surrendered and I have enough honor to not kill him after he
surrender. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. Alright, so what all did we get this time?
We got another piece of baron equipment here.
We got a baron, whatever these are.
Look at us chat.
Oh my goodness, look at us now.
Look at us now dude.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah.
The upgrades that we are making are undeniable.
You already know what time it is though.
What time is it?
Spooky time.
What time?
Spooky time.
G-Time. Jump suit with another 10 gifted. W jump suit with another 10 gifted. Oh my goodness.
Chad, I found an alien invasion horror game. Those are usually always bangers.
Those are usually always bangers for real. Tell me they ain't.
And I think like this this devs made other games like play to the past and they were good too so I got high hopes for it
Devastator with the five. Thank you
Yeah, the production values crazy though. Oh, yeah, you best get you a dime the old chat
Yeah!
Ooh!
Yeah!
I pre-craft myself to make it easier when it inevitably happens.
It's called a pre-boost.
Let y'all then own those secrets.
That's how I get through all these horror games.
You pre-craft yourself to make it easier.
So when the time comes when a jump scare makes you crap yourself, it's already there and it's
easier.
It's called a pre-duce.
Not produce.
Pre-duce.
Yes, that's my secret.
You're welcome.
I expect you to take this information and use it accordingly, right?
Yes.
The name of this game is The Strange Lights.
What is this?
Hold on.
Let me go full screen before I hit this button because you never know what's going to pop
up.
What?
Look at this.
When I hit this floppy disk right here, look what pops up a water of two
Oh, is that save files?
Oh
My I it's your bro, I got pika again
Bro, why I got pika again man, I'm good though
On my face cam down here
lock in unlimited starforce systems.com what you talking about okay let me let me
pre-fire the sensitivity let me take it to like right here confirm that all right
We're good. The strange lights. Yeah, GG. Like I said, if you weren't here a minute ago, this is a game about an alien invasion. So it should be interesting. Where are we at?
Uh-oh, I'm hearing some noise action. What's going on right now? Oh, no. Okay, I did not
pre-fire the sensitivity well enough. Wait, what? I gotta go all the way back out here
to do my sensitivity. That's kind of messed up. Did it save it? Yes, it did. We're
want to see that again here. Yeah, it's spooky time, barely start. No, we've been on this
game for four hours. Perfect. All right. Why am I where I am? Am I like investigating
an abandoned building or something? What's going on? Could you imagine the amount of
spiders that would be up in this thing? Is there screens here? Let me see. There
is no screens here. Okay. We're good. I'm not a fan of the head bob not gonna lie matter
of fact I'm extremely angry. But it's okay. Where are we? Hello? Any aliens in this thing?
Are y'all gonna abduct me?
Don't do that. I'm just chillin.
Hello?
I just heard footsteps. It is over.
You arrived at the site? What site?
You need to give me some information here
Don't withhold information for me chat when we was at the main menu was there a head bob option
No
That's cool. I can deal with it. It's not a breach or something. This Goober in the chat,
by the way, just said bro fix your FPS. My patience is wearing thin. Buddy, what you
What do you mean fix my FPS, it's maxed out!
Bro said my patience is wear and thin.
Oh, you can crouch in this game.
Hello?
Dude, I hear somebody walking around!
Oh, no.
You're on 60FBS, big dog.
If you don't think 60FBS is playable, I don't know what to tell you.
You're just spoiled beyond belief.
Oh, that ladder goes there.
That's one argument I can never get, huh?
People be complaining when they have, like, anything less than 120 frames.
I mean, I get it if you pay for a good PC, but, bro, I could unironically play a game on 30 frames and not complain.
Maybe it's because I grew up laying on like the Wii in the GameCube and stuff.
But these kids nowadays, if their PC runs anything under like 500 FPS, all they cryin' and like
big dog, is it that big of a deal for real?
You just got dookie-don't cause you suck.
Wait, can I bring this ladder with me or what?
Yeah, I can.
Okay, we're good.
We have not gotten any information on why we're here, by the way, it's still
an unknown.
We're in some creepy place for no reason, I guess.
I'm going to get it.
Frame drops can cause big issues.
Go at them from Alaska.
Do you even have a PC?
How'd they get it there?
Do they airdrop it to you?
Buddy, you live in the middle of a snow storm, buddy.
take his VIP. I've been threatening to take his VIP for years. I should have done it by now too.
All right, I'm getting a little uncomfortable because I don't know what's going on here.
GG for real. Hey, we're about to get jump scared so you better you might as well
So, you might as well pre-prepare yourself for the jump scare that is coming up here soon.
Y'all know I'm usually right when my intuition tells me there's a jump scare coming up.
And I got a femur.
I'm hearing some noises from...
Hello?
Maybe that's like an animal messing around or something. We're good.
I am scared. This place is so creepy looking dude. Stop!
What's up with the mannequins?
Need a bolt cutter or something?
What's that noise?
I'm here in footsteps and running.
What's this?
Oh, a crow ball!
We're going to use this to get in here.
case you're scaring the aliens, do it, maybe they won't kill me. Dusty with the fire.
God, that's cinnamon.
You don't hear that?
Can I not keep the crowbar with me as like a defense tool or something? Why do we always got to get rid of them?
Why are we going out to the middle of the woods now?
Wait, why?
Dog!
Why are we in the middle of the woods?
Are you stupid?
Would you ask me that for my fault?
This is where the character want to go!
Hey, that don't sound like no no no thunder or nothing like that. That sounds like some uh
like an alien UFO. I'm about to come abduct me.
I'm scared. My flashlight sucks. I'm butt naked. I'm in the middle of the woods and I'm hearing
noises it's all bad let me give it a
flashlight for real
you know you know you know you know you
know you two-champ and pop it up have
the others in the YouTube channel action
adventure twins it's where these dudes
go into these caves and do like crazy
caves caving and stuff dude the
flashlights that these dudes have is
unbelievable and it lights up the whole
Where's my flashlight that they got at?
Where'd my sound go?
Oh.
Oh my God!
I need to close my door.
Oh my goodness dude.
I swear.
Some of the worst jump scares come from something that's not even meant to be that scary like a deer.
Can you name how many times that we've been insanely badly jump-scared by a deer in a horror game?
Yo, I need one of you nerds to go through all my horror gameplays and find how many times I've been jump-scared by like an animal.
And not like a demon.
I don't feel good now I don't feel good no more I want to get off where am I who
Who am I?
Where am I?
Who am I?
Where am I?
Who am I?
My eyes were blurry.
Why am I in the middle of the woods?
Dog, what is that noise, man?
Oh my goodness, the crackle drills.
Yeah, I feel it, it's warm.
Yo, Platty with the five, thank you.
I'm sweating up in here.
I don't feel good.
Wrong joke, man.
I've never actually crapped my draws on stream officially.
I like how we still don't have an explanation as to why we're out here, and I'm about to climb this.
Yeah, officially do doing something like this by yourself
What are we doing?
I think the camera's getting some frequency problems.
What is this light up here?
Oh lord.
Gabe with the 5.
What is that?
GG.
It's like, bro, you trying to die and doing something like this?
What is that light?
Hello?
Wait, there's somebody there.
They just moved.
Oh, that's inside of a house.
Somebody's in there.
Big doll.
It's somebody that lives in an abandoned house and they got like a generator and they just watch in TV. Yeah, that's what it is
So this
I'm hearing a very loud unsettling noise
Is this the building I just saw that person walking around in and we're gonna go in here. Okay, that seems smart
Yo
Hello
What's up with all these cables?
Stop playing.
What are we doing man?
What are we doing?
Can I not walk through here?
Why not?
I
Told y'all that's what it was. This is somebody with some generators living out here watch a TV
What is that noise
I don't even know why I'm out here for real, my fault. I should have minded my business.
Please don't kill me. I'm leaving. I'm going to get up out of here now. Sorry about the
disturbance. Whoever y'all are. Can I go out this way now? Yes, I can. What? Do you understand
how both brainvans stupid you would have to be to do something like this? This is unbelievable.
Let's keep looking for them here in the woods, what is that light?
Dude.
Chad, could you ever in a million years do something like this?
If you've never been in the woods at night, the woods at night are so unbelievably creepy
Especially in an area like this with a bunch of abandoned buildings and stuff, bro. There ain't no way
And now we got aliens out here
You know what I mean
God!
What am I hearing?
God!
What am I hearing?
God!
I
Don't look at that chimney Fred divna would have a field day out here
Who?
Are you serious?
What do you mean, who?
That's rough.
At least we're safe like you get that...
The chimney goat!
I go, you know, I don't mind the hell that I start this job, you know.
But once you've got cracking like it,
I always feel that, you know, when I'm really putting big pile of stagings up on top of a chimney,
like when I've got it all up, you know, it's a look of art, you know, the masterpiece.
If you've never watched every episode of the Fred Divna documentary, you should.
It's the coolest thing ever. This dude just climbs up here, just tears down old chibbies when people want him to.
Oh, better when I'm doing it, you know, I'm gonna come home at tea time and demolish a great lump of steak and a big plate of chips.
chips and sort of if you're mucking about pointing around some of these
window frames things like that but he fed up you know I'm not excited going on
you know nothing but with
oh Fred Divna man shout out to you if you caught that reference when I first
made it and without be looking it up
Anyway, guess we're going in this giant warehouse for no reason.
I need a sludge hammer?
Is it over there?
Is that why it's lit up?
Can I just walk over there by chance, baby?
GG, I'm hearing the noise that's over.
Oh my goodness, please stop.
Okay, we're gonna be in here, we're good.
Hello?
Nobody in here? Okay.
We're good. Chill.
Yo, now once we use this to get in this door,
once we use this to get in this door, let's keep it.
I just saw that running across the screen.
Did y'all just see that clip that right now?
Clip that.
Did y'all just see that running across the screen?
The screen!
Clip that!
You can barely see it. It's like a Nuke Stop 5 video. Did you see it?
Look!
Yo, now once we use this to get in this...
What?
Just to get in...
You can barely see it. It was an alien.
Look, look.
I
Even though it sounds like whatever
Where my mouth is look right here right right here look right here
Do there's something there's something out here, bro
And I tracked it the whole way.
You can see it running.
Look!
You just look right here behind this little tree and it moves left to right right here.
Look.
to here look really closely watch see yeah gg so I said I need a circle yeah
like them yeah yeah a red circle from like the scary video did you see it let's
get in this field. I don't think it's gonna be any less creepy than being out
here, but whatever. For some reason, our character just wants to be here, I guess.
So it is what it is.
But keep this hammer afterwards! Buddy, that ain't gonna get the job done. You gotta
get harder now. What's in there? Oh, there's a loading screen. Oh, Lord have mercy. What
is this? Dog. Abandoned factory. Well, isn't this just lovely, huh? Turn your flashlight
on the bad news is the flashlight is on do what is in here
hello if you're gonna come do something crazy like this why would you not
exist in a better flashlight so you can see more than 10 feet out in front of
you
I'm here in noises okay I don't go there dude it is so dark in here why did you bring
the Dollar Tree flashlight. Why? Noises. Noises. GG. The Dollar Tree. I'm making my own dollar
store. I'm going to call it the Dollar Tree. Everything costs a dollar and three cents.
Do I go up here? Yes I do. And the unfortunate part is this is where I'm here and all the
noise is coming from it is over. Why this game so scary?
Hello?
I heard some noises in here.
I'm the, uh, forest ranger of this area. I had to come check up make sure everything
I make sure y'all ain't doing no loitering up in here.
No, are you good? You can stay in here all you want to. Yeah, no, are you good?
I was actually coming to bring y'all some like refreshments. Make sure y'all got some water and stuff.
Lord have mercy.
Gigi, you're dead. Yeah, there's no way that we're getting out of this.
What do you think this old factory was even for? I don't even know what they was making up in here.
A nuclear power plant?
What was that there's glowing stuff over there how do I get over there scared for my life
Hey. Hey, Chad. G. G. Ski. For real. I hear some chains. Oh, that was me moving that chain.
We're good. Chill. There are things I... How do I get over to this area? It's so dark in
here I can't even see where I'm going how do I get over there
check please wait you can jump in this game does that mean I can go here how
How do I get over there?
Bro, let's just go home matter of fact.
We ain't got no business being here.
You okay, forward to five?
Thank you.
This is the direction that I heard that creature in.
Unknown creature.
How do I go this way?
Yeah. Oh Lord. No, I don't go this way.
Lord have mercy.
What is that?
Okay. I think we're going the right.
whatever it is it's human because that did not sound like bare feet that sounded
like some shoes on gravel did it not sound like shoes
What a jump suit would another 20 gift it again.
Oh my goodness.
W jump suit.
What another 20 gift it again, Lord have mercy.
I appreciate that jumpsuit.
Thank you W jumpsuit for real.
I appreciate it.
Okay, let's go over here.
I like how, like I said, I like how the main character still has not given us any information
on why we're doing what we're doing.
I am scared for my life, buddy.
GG, it's dark.
This might be a hot take.
That felt oddly realistic how it would seem like a UFO being in your area would feel.
For some reason, I don't know why.
That felt oddly realistic there.
If that's not a sign to get out of here, I don't know what is, buddy.
I have no idea why you would still be in here.
Why you would still be in here.
There's too many noises
No horse with the fire. Thank you
It's over. It's over, dude. It's over before it even started. Jump suit with another TNW.
Jump suit with another TNW. Thank you.
Buddy, is the YouTube views worth it to come in this place?
I mean, come on.
clip what what are y'all talking about
bro what y'all mean clip what
something ran by is this the clip y'all talking about
Is this what I'm talking about right here?
Wow, there's too many noises!
I didn't see that!
Rewind it?
I think you would still be in here.
Wow, there's too many noises!
Yo, chat, what y'all smokin' on?
Y'all did not see nothing because there's nothing to see.
What y'all talking about?
Oh no, I don't want to be in here.
Well, there's too many dog in my tree.
What are y'all talking about?
Left, middle, that's where I was looking.
I don't think you would still be in here.
Who are there? Chad, that's a shadow.
Are you talking about this right here?
Before this.
Right here before this.
For this
I fear you have made this up, but you know what?
I believe you.
I do not know what y'all are talking about, but you know what I believe you.
You're trolling?
On my life I ain't trolling.
Why would I be trolling?
On everything I love, I don't see what y'all talking about.
Why would I be trolling on everything I love, I don't see what's on my mind.
I believe y'all know, I'm sure there's something there that I just didn't see.
And you know what?
It's probably for the best that I didn't see it.
You know what I mean?
It's probably for the best.
We're dead by the way. Chat, will you not be the most surprised person ever if our character
survives whatever situation we're in? This game is definitely going to end with us
I'm just kidding, I'm done dividing the answers. No doubt about it.
Kitty!
he
Kitty.
She's about to fall asleep.
Kitty.
Yeah, Kitty's sleeping.
She's on a box of water laid out there.
It's W Kitty.
Kitty's sleeping.
So anybody else got y'all's cats sleeping spots laid out in your house?
like she has like five spots I know where they all are like if you can't find her
she's gonna be in one of five spots
what is that red light at the end of the hole let's hope there's not an alien
yeah that's definitely an alien or something this looks like a perfect jump
or hallway to get into. I'm scared in. I just know what's gonna happen. Prepare yourself.
What is that?
Dog.
In every now and then, your cattle unlock a new spot. You'll add it to the list.
What is that used for?
I'm stuck in this room, there's a crowbar.
Relax.
I know we're going to need this later, I'm not allowed to pick it up, I don't know why.
I think the first number seven okay seven
7182. 7182. 7182. what is that? dog. you know what makes it even more creepy the
fact that we haven't got like a solid look at one of the aliens?
7182.
Gene, you said I'm good at Morse code for real.
It's over.
Do I gotta go down there?
Yeah, looks like I do.
Lord have mercy.
Makes you wonder why a door in this old abandoned factory still has like an electronic lock on it.
That's some alien action, 100%!
Hey!
That's 100% some alien action!
Maybe the whole backstory is our character or new door some alien stuff going on and
decided to come investigate and try to get proof or something.
I don't know.
But even then, is it worth, dude?
I don't think so.
Oh my god!
Oh my harpy.
All my heart beating, all my heart beating, all my heart beating, it's over, my heart
beating.
It is over, my heart beating for real.
I fear it's over.
I'm good.
It's a five point if you're good.
I'm good.
I'm trying to get a gander at what that alien looked like just to make sure that wasn't
I'm trying to get a gander at what that alien looked like just to make sure that wasn't alien.
New doors from alien stuff going on and decided to come investigate and try to get proof for something. I don't know.
But even then is it worth dude? I don't think so. I don't either. My revert's my left river
Lord
Yeah, that's an alien it got me again look
That is the alien buddy dude look at the the the sheer terror
Look at the look of absolute sheer terror.
This cannot be healthy here.
Chad, I swear I'm on like one HP.
on everything I love. Lord have mercy. That's like the hamster meme again.
It's the hamster action, bro.
You know what I need?
Somebody needs to develop some sort of software, some sort of technology, that every time my
scream goes over a certain decimal in the mic, it replaces my facecam with the screaming
hamster.
Yes, we can confirm that was an alien right there.
There's no doubt about it.
We got our proof.
Let's go home.
Why are we still in here?
I mean, he walled for scaring me like that,
but I appreciate it for not killing me.
Oh, we're about to get chased 100%.
Yeah, we're about to get chased.
It's over.
Are we back outside? Let's go a long way away from here, buddy. We have no business still
be in here. Why is there a light in the distance? What is that? Maybe that's my truck or something.
Dude, this game is so scary. W game, though. This game is actually scary, like for real.
They created a very dark game where you'd walk through the woods in a big
time of filling but made it to where it's not easy to get lost and I appreciate it.
I am here in some noises. What is this?
Is this a cornfield?
This is a cornfield.
Oh my goodness, what are we doing? Yeah, this is classic for real. Aliens in the cornfield,
that's classic. That's what a, what a, what a thing's called when an alien ship lands in
Hey, if y'all are gonna dump me just do it already, y'all ain't gotta do this to me man,
for real.
What did I do to deserve this?
Oh, it is over.
You heard that noise?
That was their ship start now.
Now that's what their UFO sounds like on a cold start.
I hear it right behind me.
I am scared to look.
Hey.
Bravest slash dumbest character in video game history.
It's like you out here trying to die for real.
Did you not see that?
AAAAAHHHHH!
Y'all good?
I'm good.
Four and a half minutes.
Here we go, main character. What is that?
I
No, they're taking me!
No!
I lived.
I'm going to kill everybody.
Oh, that was all the dream.
What?
Oh, that was all the dream.
Is somebody knocking on my door?
They're knocking on my door.
And that's a crazy dream not not gonna lie
This is the house layout from that one game, what was that game called where we had to take pictures
Same house layout, what was it called?
Where we had to take pictures in the house and you had to like find appeals
Dream Cage. Do y'all remember Dream Cage? That was a great game. Bro, hello! What's going on? Perhaps it
wasn't a dream. Oh, there's a box. What is this for? Famil? The
the strange lights game by just Tom.
Thanks for playing.
What's these, the credits?
Oh, that starts it over.
Yo, game of the year.
Yo, cheek with the five,
W cheek with the five.
That was actually a really good alien horror game.
Right there on a scale of one to 10.
That was really good.
That was actually one of the best alien horror games I played they did real good with that. That was going for real
Dare I say game in a year, I think so
Chad it's all there's not very many of them now there's quite a few but there's not very many in comparison
Cheek with the chin. Thank you
But dude a good alien horror game is so goaded
Actually, dude, a good alien horror game tell me they ain't go to chat, but you best get
you a fresh dive be on, you want to know why, because it's spooky time again.
You best get you a fresh type of old chap, cuz it's spooky time again baby!
I'll be your romance.
The reviews on this game was good, not going to lie.
The reviews on this game was good.
Name of this game is Jaden Williams, The Stalking Stairs.
You ever been stalked on the stairs?
I hope not.
Let's try to, let's try to pre-fire.
Let's try to pre-fire the sensitivity here.
Let's go something like 1.1.
Graphics, ultra, ultra.
You already know to drill
because of starforcesystems.com.
What you talking about?
All right, lock in the stalking stairs.
I
The perpetrators terrified tactic we've called calculation they assume the identity of their victim
Seizing their home and life to lure unsuspecting individuals into a deadly trap
No suspect has been named
And the city is gripped by fear under a mandatory 9 p.m. Curfew
What made her is holding an emergency meeting tonight to consider a city-wide lockdown as the crisis escalates
Oh my goodness, it's me
all residents to log the morse. Stay hyper-visual and avoid all non-essential threats. This community
is under threat. Remain alert, protect each other, and stay tuned for urgent updates.
You are Elliott Kane, a young delivery driver who's talking!
Hey, watch it!
You're Elliott Kane. Your job is to deliver orders on time and make it home safe before the streets turn perilous.
I'll take two bags up at a time, easy.
Hey, W. John, grab the food delivery bags.
Okay.
Okay. I'll take two at a time, deliver food to unit eight. All right, I can do that.
Unit eight, what's that? Unit three? Where's unit eight at? Four? Okay, let's keep going.
Oh, somebody went boo-boo on the door. Okay, this is unit eight. I got your food right
I hear you have a good night!
Yo, what's up dog?
Hey, you order delivery?
You gain?
Do I gain?
You look like a game, they con?
No, I'm not. Did you order a meal?
Yes, yes, sorry.
Thanks, my guy.
That is so disrespectful, man!
Dude, shout out to anybody-
No, this is a PSA public service announcement quick calling people my guy. It's disrespectful
Saying what's up my guy? I'm serious and maybe I'm just being sensitive
Maybe I'm being sensitive right maybe I am
but dude saying what's up my guy that's disrespectful it's like you're talking
down to somebody what's up my guy that's that's you're talking down to him
same thing with bud yeah what's up bud that's like you're talking to your dog
anyway
You're trippin', but I'm not though.
I
Saw that dookie did it anyway
Number 11
Okay, next one.
Who's there?
I got-
Oh, uh, just a food delivery?
Oh, right, right.
Just, uh, just leave it at the door.
You sure you don't want me to-
It's the door!
All right, all right!
Rome must be on a losing streak in legal edges or something.
Did he get it as soon as I left?
He did get it as soon as I left.
That is disrespectful.
You really gonna talk to me like that when I'm handling your food?
You're lucky I didn't do it when you were a student.
Hey, watch where you going, twin!
Oh my gosh, you scared me to death.
Oh, okay, so it's like that.
No, no, no, not in that way.
No, I see how it is. Black man at night.
God, I have a black friend.
Listen, man, I'm just delivering meals.
Dang, my bad, bro.
Shoot, man, you're about that curfew?
Yeah, I'm trying to get this done before it gets too late.
Ah, I feel that. You gotta be careful with that killer on the loose.
For sure, man.
What?
Sorry, I don't know what that was. Have a good rest of your night.
You too, bro. Hey, don't forget what they said on the news.
It could be anybody.
Definitely. Stay safe.
That deal is my time to one.
I thought that was time to one for a minute.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
All right, let's get the rest of the food away.
What is this?
Otis like the main area?
Yo, Willie with the five, thank you.
All right, unit 13, let's go.
Grab the note, what note?
Something ain't right, bro.
We're going to deliver food to Unit 13 now, though.
What is with this place?
Let's just hurry up, get this food delivered, and get up out of here for real.
Okay, Unit 12 right there, one more.
There's the food.
Oh, did you hear me coming?
I heard a holler downstairs.
Yeah, sorry. A light popped downstairs, freaked me out.
Not surprised. Places falling apart. Water pressurized.
Yeah, where'd the case open?
I don't doubt it. I moved a few blocks down. Same thing there.
With a real one.
What, uh, what building?
Oh, um, uh...
Is it Finley, Oakland?
Shoot, you know what? I just moved in. I actually don't remember the name.
Yes, you did!
I
I'm sorry you're you're good. Hey, here's your food by the way, would you mind putting on the table inside?
You got all this filth on my hands. What I hate to ruin my supper
It'll only just be a second
Yeah, yeah, no no problem. I can do that. Oh
Yes, yes, put it right over there on the table
What you got me messed up I have to do I seriously have to
Oh
Red lights for the photos I take
Might sense it. Good for you. Let me out of here. That's pretty cool
You want to see some photos?
No, I should probably get going now.
Got a bunch of meals to drop off.
Oh, okay.
Have a great rest of your night.
Uh, what?
I think we need to report this guy.
Okay, we gotta go to Unit 23 now.
Oh, a vending machine.
Broken.
Please stop trying to buy the pretzels and E4
to knock down the chips and E5.
You're just adding to the graveyard of snacks at the bottom.
No shaking.
It won't help.
Yes, we try.
W-Node.
A-W-Node.
Yeah, we still ain't got no chip yet.
Ain't nobody got no chip.
I'm filing a formal complaint for the third night in a row. I keep hearing loud bangs and rumblings upstairs. I swear I even thought I heard a scream. We're dead.
I tried telling the property manager Alfred
Alfred
My bad my fault for real
But he won't listen he's too busy
Okay, yeah, if it happens again, I'm calling the cops. I can barely sleep at night. All right. Yeah, that's bad
Let's just deliver this food here.
Please don't be weird.
Hang on.
Okay.
Hello? Who are you?
Oh, uh, I believe you ordered food delivery?
Oh, yes. Yes. Sorry, dear.
I didn't realize you'd get here so quickly.
You're fine.
You seem like a handsome young man.
You remind me of my grandson.
What on earth are you doing out here with all this going on?
I'm just trying to make a living, I suppose.
Well, you best be careful. There's some crazy out there.
Don't I know it? I'll be sure to.
Well, I'll always pay in cash. I don't trust those credit card things.
How much do I owe you again?
It looks like $25.50.
Let me see. Oh, shoot.
Darlene, I think I'm short four dollars.
I got you, Grant, Grant!
Well, I can cover the rest. It's only a few dollars, right?
Oh, are you sure, young man?
Yeah, happy to do so. Here's your meal.
Bless you, young man.
Be careful out there.
Hey, I got one.
You as well.
Let me get a break.
I was gonna request if something pops off that's crazy, I can use her house like a safe haven.
No, Tim. Bro, she didn't have enough money!
She didn't have the money to cover the meal herself. You talk about a Tim. What do you mean?
Who on this planet earth was that?
Clip that?
Who was that?
Dog!
No, kid.
Rosie didn't have no boy...
Okay, yeah, that is creepy oh my goodness that is creepy
the dog. Okay. It was a guy from the intro. Wait, you think it was. Thank you for the
Thank you. I just ran over my toe with my wheel in my chair. Oh my goodness. I am in
immense pain. Oh my goodness. I am in immense pain. Oh my goodness. That hurts. Yeah. It's
Wow, I'm good though, I'm good. Pain is temporary.
Uh, yeah.
Did I deliver food to room number 8?
Is this the room with the kid that was playing the video games?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
What?
Shhh!
Quit jamming the shoot with recycled materials, walk it to the back bins like everyone else.
And to the absolute freak taking pictures of people living here, we found your stash in the dumpster.
Oh that's that dude he's taking pictures of people here!
knock on it you're right I should help first see what's going on
I don't hear any noise in there now and there was like music and stuff coming
from in there
wait what there were three bags when I was last here and now there's a blood
staying there too. I'm gonna get fired. We gotta go to unit number 30. Oh, there's a note
right here. Max locked up tight tonight. The police are serious about this 9 p.m. curfew.
Also call the repair guy for the elevator. It's making weird noises again and now it
won't open on any floors. Miguel is threatening to withhold rent if he has to walk up the
The stairs one more time.
Can't blame them, that would suck.
All right, unit 30, let's go.
There is something not good going on.
As you can tell.
Ah, leader elevator messed up.
What unit did Granny live in?
It was 23, right?
I will deliver this food to Unit 30.
Stop!
Don't you dare move an inch.
I swear I'll inch you right here if you're that monster from the news.
No, no, you've got the wrong guy.
You better tell me who you are right now.
I'm the thing delivery guy!
I'm delivering meals.
Everybody wants to leave their homes because of a killer,
and I'm just treatment by...
What is that notification?
We never seen you here before.
I guess you don't look like that killer type.
I'm not.
But you got the bag there.
Just a couple of cheeseburgers.
As long as it's not a bomb, you're free to go.
I was free to go anyway.
What you talking about?
I hate this place.
We got to go to unit number 30 chat chat that was not Jesse, bro
Every time y'all sees my purple hair now y'all think it's Jesse
Jesse don't live here Jesse lives in that other place. There's blood here
Why is unit number 30 open excuse me
Okay.
Oh, my.
You have no idea how long I've been waiting for you.
What?
Oh, don't be silly now.
I hate it when they're silly.
You don't have to do this.
You all say that.
As if I'm the only one who can do this.
I'm the only one who can do this.
You all say that, as if I'm not helping you.
I'm curing you of the monsters inside.
You better back up!
You're different.
You've helped me so much.
You're like my little assistant.
I don't understand.
Oh, go back like you haven't loved it.
I know you've heard me scurrying around.
I've been using the elevator shaft in this place to skirt ass police any time they visit me.
I've been listening to the voices behind the metal.
There's been so much caution in the air ever since my harvest went public on the news.
But, when you showed up tonight, getting off those cattle, you were literally opening their doors.
It wasn't.
He's killed every single person that I've opened the door to to get their food.
No way.
You hurt those people?
Oh, not all of them.
The hallway was easy paintings.
Along with his desperate mother who tried to save him.
The photographer was pretty much gagging me to end his suffering.
Yes, sir.
Half an hour.
It's a shame that...
Oh.
No!
Hasn't they done anything wrong?
It's a shame that-
OHH
NOOO!
hasn't been cured yet!
You got back up the stairs quicker than- than I exp-
Did you flick?! Did you kill Granny?!
Show me next.
Once I'm done, you're not killing Granny, don't you dare!
Once you're done?
With you.
Ah!
Run!
Yes sir!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm gonna rip!
We are hard out!
I
He's camping me!
Shoot him!
I'm going to get you.
Shoot.
Once you're done.
With you.
Run.
I'm going to kill your heart out.
I can do it!
You're a hard-out!
She's a runner! She's a drag star!
She's a runner! She's a runner!
Run the TV!
I'm not a drag star!
You're a no-winner!
Run the TV!
Is about a TV? Is it for real?
You're a voice actor in this game. It's crazy.
Is that the key on the couch?
Okay.
I just gotta get it now.
I'm scared!
Once you're done...
With you.
Run.
I'll get rid of your heart out!
We're good. Everybody relax.
Dude, this game is creepy!
Don't say he's gonna rip my heart out, I ain't even dead now!
What is wrong with John Attack, man?
Where's the axe?
That's just unlocking.
There you are.
You know, you don't have to do this.
You're the whole world.
Nothing more than a bag at the door.
You're the guy I love.
Granny! Granny!
That sweet boy, he's son of a gun.
Granny!
I knew she was goaded!
This is blank news with the breaking development and odds for the identity of the killer.
The reign of terror that has gripped our city has come to a sudden, jarring end.
Authorities confirm that the primary suspect has been apprehended.
Best ending ever.
in a downtown American complex.
Tonight, police discovered the suspect had been living
undetected within the building's elevator shaft,
literally existing in the walls.
That's me and Granny right there.
This individual, a former psychiatric patient
with a history of severe schizophrenia,
was ultimately neutralized, not by the police.
I bet if I don't pay for her food, she doesn't come save us.
Man, until officers arrived.
That's a hundred percent what it is.
The relief of this arrest is being eclipsed by a darker, more haunted crisis.
Across neighboring towns, a surge of similar disappearances.
That's the best ending ever, man.
She hit him with a skillet.
Were these victims the work of the man now in custody
Or has his methodology inspired a web of new predators?
She hit him with a aww!
I don't have time for that!
Whoa, whoa!
It appears to be spreading.
Manifesting into a trend.
She hit him with a cast-on with some poor bread in it!
This is the team's process, the downtown scene.
The regional state of emergency...
Look at all them bodies!
Until next week.
Link News urges you to remain vigilant.
The one monster is behind bars.
The shadow he cast has grown far beyond his reach.
Sleep with one eye open.
Yo, this game was good.
That's the picture, though.
It has changed its name.
Yo, that was such a good game.
That just goes to show you how much good voice acting can do for a game.
That killer guy when he's chasing you is so creepy, bruv.
That was really good.
That was like, go to game right there, actually.
And the voice acting was fire.
Like, no joke.
Yo, luck with the five, thank you.
Dare I say, game of the year.
Well, his grandma was his actual grandma that did that no way.
Dude, that was loaded.
Game of the century.
Chat.
Game of the century.
really ain't there's really ain't just no doubt about it that voice tell me that voice acting was
not fire dog that voice acting was fire dude case when would you play granny I heard the fourth
one might come out now you sit here and tell me where you somehow heard that a granny four is
coming out. No, seriously, give me your source, dude. Because if an official
Granny 4 came out, that would no joke be the biggest game release of my
streaming career. No joke. His source, trust me. You know what comedy is? Quo Renteen
zone endless mode episode.
Will today be the day that we see my character in quarantine zone chat?
Will today be the day, man?
We can only hope.
see. Lock in. It is time for another episode of the Quarantine Zone, baby! Lock in!
Oh, yeah, baby!
Walk in, Jack!
Hey!
A!
Let's go. Endless mode, day nine!
I just realized you can bypass the zombie killing part if you just exit out and come back.
I think I'm doing that perma.
I actually think I'm going to permanently do that because not going to lie.
I don't like the zombie killing part do y'all will we see what is that?
Oh, I thought I said the quarantine needed clean for me. I'm like, well, GG. Hold on.
New Directives are now available. Check the bullet.
We ran out of power. Let me go ahead and resupply this.
My base managing skills are terrible because I keep letting the place run out of power
because I'm a disgusting loser. Why do I hear a zombie? Do y'all hear that?
I thought I heard a zombie. Never mind. We're gonna go turn power back on.
Hold on let me go turn the power back on.
Alright.
Will we see me today, Seth?
Will we?
I saw a YouTube sorghum popping up in quarantine zones and I still ain't seen myself yet.
Don't worry it'll happen wait do we still have a pet zombie? I don't think we do do we?
No, I think our last pet zombie got a back to wait. I don't think we have one right now. No, we don't have one. I
Think I saw you that I'm not a guy right there
All right, what is the directive here? Okay. Yeah, that's just a zombie killing thing. All right
Identification there ma'am. Are you serious?
stable no incidents reported oh lord it looks like she's getting worse oh she
might be getting worse I think she is a danger to everybody in there step out
yeah right please verify that I'm doing well no follow me to the lab this
This is uh Kalira Cooper. I'm so sorry. Follow me to the lab. Yeah, I, no, this is bad.
No, it's bad.
Chat, she is a danger to everybody in that quarantine right now because it looks like
she can turn any second for real.
That's bad.
Lock in. What's the insurance for the night? Chad, what's the health insurance brand?
She's dead.
All right, ma'am, I'm going to have to take your tonsils out right here.
Quick procedure, though.
It should be painless.
Second memory evasive she lives though. She's dead. All right, she was infected indeed. So it was work. We're good
All right, let's see what we got here
Let's see what we got
She was killed infected so it's fine
How many symptoms do we have now, actually?
Are we getting close to us not having to lab everybody?
Yo, we're actually getting pretty close to us not having to lab everybody.
Finally!
Alright, who else is in here?
Let me take a look at the chief room quick, not Anthony.
Quarantine status, stable. No incidents reported.
What's good, Anthony?
I just need to get to the safe zone.
Right.
My family is waiting for me.
You don't have a nosebleed anymore? That cleared up.
I think you're good to go. I'm gonna keep it a stack with you.
Um, yeah. Welcome to the survivor block, Mr. Anthony. You have yourself a good one.
Zombies can't get in here, right? Right?
All right, next! Step out here, sir. What was wrong with this guy?
All right, sir. Step over here real quick and make sure you're good to go to survivor block or not.
What was wrong with you? We don't have any symptoms see oh you had some respiration action going let me make sure
It cleared up sir
Welcome to the survivor block as well mr. Charles. Thank you
Chat see this is where the quarantine does its job. Thank you so much. Yes
All right, sir step out here
Now what was wrong with you mister
My hands won't stop shaking.
Okay, you still gotta nosebleed.
Stand back in the quarantine for another day or two, sir, we're gonna keep an eye on
you.
Yeah, I don't...we just gotta make sure on that right there.
Come on!
Don't make me wait.
Look at this nerd.
Please, I'm just tired.
I'm not sick.
Right.
I'm just tired right. Oh, is this a real person? Yeah, if this is a real person, I was not trying to call you a nerd. I'm serious
Because that I don't know what that name is
If that's a real person up for real was not trying to call you a nerd no joke because that looks like a reference name or something I apologize
Nice.
My bad.
What's it gonna be, doll?
All right, I'll be looking.
Please, that's all I have left.
Okay, pulse and skimp is good, reflexes, those are good, okay, nothing there, nothing there.
I mean chat we took his flame thrower so it's not like he can do anything you know what I mean
We took his flame thrower. He's good to go aside from that
Look at the board already did and I was gonna do with this
Chat he's good to go
Hey, you're good to go sir. You have yourself a good day. I'm sorry for calling you a nerd
You have a good down. I promise see thank you
I'm sorry.
Next.
Yeah, we took the flamethrower so he's good, right?
Yo, just one ruse and that says keep checking the board.
I just told you I checked the board!
How you doing, man?
What's your name?
Aurora Bell.
Aurora. You think you got aura or something? Aurora Bell?
Why do you have a missile in there?
Really? I promise?
Oh really? What about the ammo? Is that yours?
It's for emotional support.
All right, ma'am. Let me get you checked out, Miss Aurora, real quick.
Okay, pulse. That's good.
Okay. Your reflexes are all so good. Let me get you checked out under UV, ma'am.
You got some stomach problems going?
I know she keep holding your stomach. We're going...
Follow me, Miss Elora. We're gonna get you checked out in the lab real quick.
Meets with the five. Thank you. Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
She gone. We already have this symptom though, so I wonder if it's gonna give us a new one.
Hey, no need for the inserts, Clint.
She gone.
One second, ma'am.
RIP.
It has to be done.
All right, ma'am, I'm going to take out your Larry Nicks real quick, minimally invasive.
You should be good to go.
Yep, she gone.
It is what it is.
All right, let's see if there's anything here.
Okay.
Let's see.
Okay, let's see.
Not no symptoms.
So if we, if we, if they have a symptom that we've already seen that we don't have, we
can just liquidize them, yeah?
I think so.
Next!
How you doing?
Are you doing okay today?
You doing all right?
I know the rules.
today. You do I know the rules, I wouldn't be here if I wasn't okay. You really gonna
have an attitude with me? Mia Hill, she used to work in the movie theater and still quotes
films and everyday conversation. Yo, Meeks with the 25 gifted, give me some Ws for Meeks
with the 25 gifted. Thank you, Meeks. The real impressive part is how she keeps a bowl
of tater chips completely perfectly in the bowl inside of her backpack. I might just
letter in for that. Not no lie. Bando with the five. Thank you.
All right, Mia, your pulse and your temperature go good. Let me
check you with reflexes real quick. That's good. Let me check
you wonder, uh, you be
all right, ma'am, follow these nice gentlemen over here to
this area. That is the next stage of our processing. They'll
have you processed real quick. Am I in trouble? No, I thought I
was safe. No, you do it. Just walk through there and they
go handle that for you have a safe one
come on
next yo slobber dog this rocked out already yo slobber dog with the 25 gift at
W slobber dog with the 25 gift I appreciate that thank you all right
Olivia Taylor once responded to a marriage proposal with only if
there's a zombie apocalypse little did she know right okay we got some redness
going here let me mark that down let me check your bottles real quick pulsing
temperature both looking good I notice your whole your stomach okay you have a
lack of reflexes now ma'am that might sound like it's a big deal but it's
really not it's a green thing so you're you're good let me check you under UV okay nothing there
nothing there all right you might I don't know man you might be good to go
anything there no is that is that okay no you're good they calm and wait for your front
Not longs are good and your backbones are good.
You'll gain with the 5W, you'll gain with the 5.
Now I'm gonna see what's going on here.
What is that symptom?
That is a unknown symptom.
Follow me, man.
it's green but look here we need the symptoms we need the symptom unlocked yo
slobber dog with another 25 gift it again w slobber dog with another 25 gift
Thank you slobber dog W slobber dog for real
All right, man, I'm gonna move your stomach real quick minimally invasive
It won't take me just a couple seconds here. I don't move whatever that was too. Sorry. It'd be all right
All right, you're good to go. She gone. She was not infected was she?
Yo, give me some W's for meats with the 50 gift and I appreciate that meats. Thank you. Was it worth?
I'm so sorry. I know she wasn't
infected, but dude, it was
worth. Let's be for real. Yo,
Meeks. I really appreciate the
50. Thank you, Meeks. W Meeks.
How you doing? I was helping
others out there. Look, no
bites. Sir, you talking like
that makes me a little
concerned. Harold Mitchell.
Harold Mitchell.
All right, Mr. Harold, let me get you looked at real quick.
Pulse and temperature are both good.
Let me check your reflexes, Mr. Harold.
Yep, those are good.
Let me check you on the scanner real quick, Mr. Harold.
Lord have mercy.
All right, nothing there, Mr. Harold.
Lord, Lord.
All right, Mr. Harold, everything's going good so far.
Let me check your lungs, he's real quick.
Lungs are good.
Let me check you under x-ray.
Okay.
Okay, that's a hot dog and that's some beer.
Okay, those are both good right there.
Now, let me check your eyes real quick.
We might have you on your way.
Ooh, sir, we got a singe to quarantine.
Chad, he has the red one right here.
here see this he's going to quarantine that's not a guaranteed sign but that is
enough to send him to quarantine quarantine let me mark that real quick
we actually don't have that symptom along you are in a quarantine zone stay
calm and remove your outer clothing glasses and gloves
Prepare your belonging for inspection.
Kiddy!
Let's just chat. Let's just quarantine him. I don't want to kill back to back people that
aren't guaranteed effective. Just hand it to me.
Yo Harold, you better watch your mouth or look, you won't instantaneously kill for
that. You have a good one. How you doing, ma'am?
I said how you do.
Sorry if I'm slow.
It's hard to think straight.
I apologize.
All right, man, let me take your temperature real quick.
I got to take the temperature behind your hand real quick.
One second.
Yeah.
He was infected.
Next.
Yep.
No point sending her to the lab because we already have that symptom.
I'll do anything. Just don't send me back.
Alright, sir. I need you to calm down a little bit.
Okay.
Alright, let me get you vitals checked. What's your name?
Joseph Maslow.
Joseph mays low you got some freckle action going which is obviously no big
deal but I do got to mark it down sir okay that's good you take your reflexes
boom and fit is clean by the way chat tell me that fit is not clean all right
that's a tattoo okay you're good to go there good to go good to go so far sir
You might be clean here front lungs and back lungs are all so good. Let me check you under x-ray
Sir, why do you got some drugs in you long sir, why do you got some drugs in you?
Hold on just one second sir Charlie has to do some processing here
All right, sir, let me check your eyes real quick.
Okay, your eyes are good too. Those are just basic things.
Yeah, he's clear to go. Yeah, you are good to go, Mr. Joseph. You have yourself a beautiful day.
Hey, thank you so much.
Almost over.
Keep it together.
I saw an orange one, now that was the regular one.
Struss.
Next!
How you doing?
Are we done?
Can I just go?
Yeah, ma'am, I'll just let you walk straight through
without no checks or nothing.
Calm down!
Chloe Johnson.
Default name package, by the way.
Chloe Johnson
I'm sorry
I didn't mean that I'm just you know, I'm having a rough day
Alright, yep
Clip it chat. There was nothing in his eyes, man. Oh
My goodness dog. There was nothing and nobody even clipped it y'all are actually
Some wrong with y'all for real
Like dude. There was nothing wrong with him. There literally was, y'all are literally goobers by the way, actual certified goobers. Who was it? Who was it? Was it him? Who was it?
This dude!
Dog! Where?
Oh, I apologize, you're right. Can't do nothing now, though.
What am I supposed to do with him now? That's not a guaranteed thing, though.
Sir, can I get you to- No.
That ain't a guaranteed sign, though.
That's not a guaranteed sign, though. I can't just kill them for my mistake.
I don't have any syringes on, no one ain't restocking them for me.
I don't want to just kill him bro that's messed up we'll check him we'll check him
after this ship ends. I ain't about to just kill them man. Alright she's good to go so far.
Bro the rats are getting out of control. Um excuse me those are my co-workers. Get that
cleared up. Okay that's a green one right there that's not that big of a deal right?
Yeah, there's not that big of a deal, man. Let me go and check the rest though.
All right. Let me check your, uh, let me check you under X-ray real quick.
Chat, you know what my intuition's saying? I don't think he's intending.
She good to go.
Ma'am, welcome to the survivor block. Thank you so much, Miss Chloe's.
Yes.
What you mean you guess oh you guess what you mean you guess, huh? Thanks. I guess I'm the same go live
A survivor is gonna die watch we're gonna wake up and everything's gonna be fine watch
External infected rushing the perimeter prevent breach
Now that has nothing to do with it that's just an outer event so what I'm
about to do I'm going to go to the menu can I skip that if I do that oh my
goodness you can yo devs never patch that never patch that actually never
patch that like truly never patch that because I'm not gonna lie that part of
the game is it's just not it's not fun it's it's not fun at all you know what I
mean the drone thing where you're just shooting the the million zombies that's
just you know what I mean I don't mess with that
I should have just killed them
I should have just killed him. Oh my god.
Where is he dude?
He turned into a zombie and killed three people.
Did they kill him?
Chad, what the thing is, he didn't have a guaranteed sign of being a zombie, so
I'd have been jumping the gun.
Quit peeking in there!
Go!
Why would you, man?
Chat, bro.
Okay, if somebody is from Ash Ridge Street and their name starts with an N, they go
to quarantine.
Got it?
Got it.
Identification is verified.
Who was we keeping in here?
12 status stable. No incidents reported.
Wait, I think Abe got better.
Chad, Abe might have got better for real.
Did you hear that?
Someone's watching us, I know it.
What was wrong with Abe again?
Did he just have a bloody nose?
Yeah.
You're good to go, Abe.
Not gonna lie.
Welcome to Survivor Block.
Who's this dude again?
He had contraband? Oh.
I feel okay. I promise.
What was wrong with him? Did I not mark it? What was wrong with him? Chad, I don't remember.
Oh, there was something in his eyes.
They cleared up?
Welcome to the Survivor Block, Harold!
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Harold.
All right come on oh it's a crazy Dave guy how you doing you're doing good crazy
Dave
I can't count real quick.
Wilson Tempt both good.
Reflexes are good.
On the scan gun?
Scan gun good.
That's how it ain't me, bro. I'm looking at nothing like this dude.
Okay, there, there, nothing there. Let me check him on that straight. He might be straight up good to go.
I think he just straight up good to go for real.
Hey, welcome crazy day to the Survivor Block.
Thank you so much.
Next week.
This is Becky Tuff. Look at him.
I get anything and everything to wake up from this nightmare.
You think you're tough?
I can tell you think you're tough for real.
He got some conjunctivitis going.
Let me mark that down.
What's your name? Carl Garcia. Oh Carl. All right, sir. Oh lord
We
I'm gonna keep it a stack with you big dog get close a little elevated
It's not in the death zone or nothing like that, but it is indeed elevated, but it's it's all right
We check you wanted to let me check you wonder UV real quick, sir
You should know the drill by now or maybe you don't this might be the first time here besides
Okay, let me check your lungs. Your front lungs are good and your back lungs are also good. Let me check you under x-ray real quick
Sir, what's up with the drug skis? Now Charlie's got to do a cavity search man. Charlie handed that real quick
All right, let me check your eyes real quick big dog
quarantine, chat quarantine for real. He 100% has to go to quarantine. It is what it is.
So we're going to keep eye on you for a couple of days. You have a good one. Are you seriously
going to complain? Is he seriously going to complain? Is he for real? Please, not
just tired not sick big dog what happened to red bruising on the face
Bro's name is Gregory Moore. Where's Gregory less at?
Stop with the tall faction, please
There's some infections going on.
Okay, that's on there.
Okay, that cleared up.
Let me take you back, loans.
Ooh, that might be slightly concerning, sir.
Not gonna lie.
Yeah, at best, you're gonna be going to quarantine.
Not gonna lie.
That's a, that's a meeting.
Not gonna lie. That's a that's a medium one. Let me check you under x-ray real quick
Okay, that's a that's a that's a potato whatever looks this back here, sir
Lord have mercy. What is that?
What is that
What's you got up there
No!
That was a zombie finger!
Come on.
It was a joint no it wasn't it's a zombie finger
He was infected too now he wasn't infected if you have any zombie parts
With you and all you have to immediately die. That's just how it is
That is crazy
Oh man, you feeling all right? Yeah, you ain't doing too good, huh? Well, I got something
that'll help you real quick. Next! Move it!
Hey, Lody! How you doing, sir? Give me a second. This is all too much. Right. We've
got some bleeding from the mouth going. Yeah. Cheshire defected. The green action was a guaranteed
infection right there. All right, Mr. Scott Cook says his uncle vanished during a cross
country road trip. So you killed your uncle. Okay, that's temperature. Oh, sorry. Whoa.
Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Okay. It's not depth zone temperature or nothing,
but it's still not the greatest. We don't have that symptom unlocked. Let me check your reflexes.
Yep. Yep. Your reflexes are good. Let me check you under UV real quick, sir.
You are in a quarantine zone, stay calm and wait for your turn.
Yeah, that's thong of the day right there.
Yeah, that is thong of the day right there.
Your lungs are good.
Let me check you under X-ray real quick.
Okay, nothing going on in there.
You're good to go there.
Let me check your eyes, sir.
All right, look here.
Alright, look here. We don't have anything that's gonna guarantee kill you, so you're gonna have to go to quarantine for a day or two. We'll keep eye on you, Scott. You have a good one.
I know. Wow.
What is over there, Mike and Brandon?
Come on!
I'll do anything. Just... don't send me back.
Follow these gentlemen, sir. Mr. Jeffreece, they work. You have a good one. This is the
most infected guy I've ever seen. There? I heard that correctly? Yeah! No, it's liquidation,
which means you go swimming for a little bit, because you know it's liquid. You're
You're gonna be a hide in there.
Have a good one.
Wow.
Man.
Man!
How you doing?
This is just a bad dream.
Okay.
All right.
We got some herpes going.
You're gonna have lack of reflexes, too.
I already know you're gonna have lack of reflexes.
Okay.
Man.
I already know you're gonna have lack of reflexes because I can tell by the jaw action
Let me go ahead and put your name by the way Sophia Martina
Okay, yeah, we're going to check the reflexes. Yeah, that's a lack of reflexes
Chasing for any any markings under you be ma'am
Um. Nothing going there. She might be good. No joke. She might be front lungs are good.
Back lungs are also good. Let me check you. Let me check you on x-ray. Okay, we got some
beer. What's this back here, ma'am? That's a hot dog. Okay. Um. Chat, I think she's
good. She is not pale. No, look at the picture of pale and look at her. That is not pale
at all. No, there's no way. I actually, I'm going to go with my intuition. I think she
is good welcome to the survivor block Mrs. Sophia thank you both of our
symptoms was green I'll be okay right next
stay calm and wait for your turn remove your outer clothing please I don't take
bribes. Okay, so you need to relax a little bit. You can't bribe me. Let me go
ahead and check your vitals real quick. That's good. Yo, this goober keeps
saying over and over. Nosebleed is green. Yo, Melissa. Oh my goodness, look at your
Look at your name!
Dog!
Hello?
Reflexes are good, okay, all right ma'am everything might be good to go so far, good there, good
Here.
Okay, under X-ray, you're good.
Her only symptom is the nose bleed thing, and that's green.
Does she have anything going in here that I need to be worried about?
It all looks like the regular one's those.
Chat survivor block, yeah? I think she's good to go.
I do.
Yeah, she's a hundred percent good to go here. No no doubt about it
Yeah, all right, ma'am welcome to the survivor block miss Madison you have a good one. Thank you
Next don't make me wait
Anthony I don't know the last name that's his last name
not sure let's just call him Anthony here yep just Anthony all right Anthony I
know she got some nosebleed going which obviously is not a big deal but I do got
a market either way let me check you let me check you there okay you're good the
board guy wait a minute he is from Ashridge he goes straight to quarantine
All right, Mr. Anthony head to quarantine for me. Thank you. See chat every now and then y'all do something smart for real every blue moon y'all do
I'm talking every now and then
Why what
Okay, he's gonna have a lack of reflexes
Because the jaw action let me go ahead and mark lack of reflex real quick. What's your name Richard Baker? All right, let me see here
Oh, that temperature sir, sir, that temperature.
Oh, sir, that temperature sir, sir, that temperature.
It's not death zone temperature, but we don't have that symptom unlocked.
So it's not death zone temperature.
Oh, hurt my back.
Yeah, we're going to get a little bit of a break.
Yeah we going to the lab big dawg I ain't going to let that slide come on Richard got
me messed up got me all the way messed up I ain't letting that slide you gonna make
me hurt my back for real oh no we going to the lab you good no I'm good he is making
I'm gonna show my back down.
I'm gonna sue him too.
I'm gonna sue his family.
I'm gonna sue him real good.
What does the insurance look like, Clint?
No insurance.
Looks like I'm taking a kidney.
I'm gonna get my money somehow.
What am I taking?
That'll work.
Aye, sir, I'm gonna take whatever.
What is this?
Wait, that's actually a kidney?
No way.
It's actually a kidney?
What?
What are the odds?
Hey, I was gonna get my money somehow.
Some way, buddy.
Let me kill you.
Somehow.
He gonna make me hurt my back like that.
like that. Was he infected? I didn't see it. Was he infected? He was infected. Worth, buddy.
Worth. Oh my goodness. Was it ever worth it?
Not only did we get rid of it infected, we got another symptom.
All because I got offended because he made me hurt my back.
This was a great episode.
We still haven't seen my character yet, but the good news is, Chad, we almost have every
symptom unlocked, so we won't have to keep, make people go to lab.
We just need like maybe a handful more symptoms left
and then we'll have all the symptoms online.
That was a good episode either way.
Ain't no doubt about it.
Dude, I'm still waiting to see my character chat.
Yeah, you got me messed up.
What you talking about?
Hey, great stream chat, I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it
with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the get the subs, don't know, bits,
follows and of course I appreciate all y'all
for just hanging out.
You're gonna have a good rest, y'all tonight, have a good day tomorrow, I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, I love you, alright?
Peace out, y'all.
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