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What's good ladies and gentlemen? I have returned once more yet again yet again once more
I repeat, Gray Hoodie, your granny, Ashley, BD, Mal, Soul, Katie, Nikki, Ducky, Edward,
Brooke, Saturn, Ants, W Subbers, man, appreciate y'all, Jesse, MJ, Swizzle, Balm, Willie, W Subbers,
appreciate y'all.
Chattel, everybody's day going on the scale of one to ten, let me hear it, huh?
we doing on a scale of 1 to 10 up in here buddy huh how how how I got an ad for
working out yeah those usually only pop up on my stream it's targeted
advertising as you could say. Of course you got to add for working out on my
stream of all places. Of course buddy. Where else would you get an ad for
working out at? Nowhere. Because I work out. And I'm fit. Chad, what y'all do
today man? Huh? Y'all do anything interesting today? Yo, big juicy with
the five gift that what Josh with the five gift appreciates you. Thank you. W Josh and
big juicy played lead. Oh Lord, Oh Lord have mercy. That's never good. Wait, what was
that? There's a gambling scheme going on. They already learned the new hoodie pattern
even after you switched it. Ah, so there is some insider trading going on here. It's
starting to come to light here. It really is. It's starting to come to light here, truly.
The insider trading in here, it's getting banned. Goop, what the five get to thank
you. There is something going on. Somebody don't have to snitch. Does anybody have any
information? We need somebody to come forward with some information because look here. There's
some insider trait. What do you mean? What do you mean 60% on
grade? What do you mean?
Twitch with the five. Thank you.
And let's see who it is.
That's a name that we see a lot in the winner category right
there. See that?
That's a name that we see a lot in the winner category, right?
There's something going on.
Cloudy?
See, this is a throw-off method right here.
Cloudy went blue, all in on blue.
Wait, one of my mods went all in on blue
Dude who
Yo, Allison yo twitch with the five. Thank you
Yo, Allison. Why are we putting 25k on yellow?
Like actually
17 people in the whole stream went yellow and Allison with 25 get you understand the amount
that that would hit for if I did pop out in yellow how much would that be that would be
millions that would actually be probably like a hundred million that would be unreal
no joke that would be crazy. Another zero percent. Only 12 people did purple. Why are you doing
purple? That's my stream sniper from the friendly stream sniper from Fall Guys back there. It's
It's also who made my current background.
I'm pretty sure.
What you going purple for?
What else is zeroed out?
Green.
Now I am very surprised
that Allison's over here dropping 25 bands on yellow.
Dogs I haven't worn yellow and like two year skis
But if that were to ever hit right there chat, do you understand how crazy that would be if that was to ever hit
That would be insane
I'm going to go back to the
yellow back now you can't now you can't do it now maybe one day
Allison will keep putting twenty five K on
yellow and then one day I'll go yellow
and then boom get like fifty million
could you imagine
it would be roughly seven point five million no way that's all it would be
be. That's it? No way. That's it? I thought it would be like 50 meal plus. It
wouldn't even surprise me if it was like a hundred meal. Hold on, I'm fixing my
Fidget spinner again. I think it's in good shape now. Let's see.
Outstanding.
Almost dropped it.
Almost dropped it again.
Listen to it.
That thing is spinning, buddy.
That thing is spinning!
Let me take you!
Did you just fart?
Big dog.
No, I've never farted.
I've never farted in my life.
That's less I'm strained buddy that would have been that would have been that would have been seen by now
Growing up they called me never fart in case because I never did
Yo 7,000 bits from top W top with the 7,000 bits
Hey kids WQ you say hello to my friend the talik yo, what's good the talik appreciate you a top? Thank you
W top for real
Something funny happened, so I had an internet outage in two minutes before you went live my internet came back
It was meant to be yes, it was because guess what if your internet would have stayed out and not come back on
for the stream
We we don't need to we don't need to theorize
What would have happened
Right
We don't need to theorize what would have happened. Got it?
Why do you stream at 3 a.m. buddy?
Big dog! It ain't 3 a.m. for me, man!
You know what time it is for me?
It's 9 at night.
A.k.a. prime time.
It's wrong time!
Yo, why am I air working at my house, man?
Do I got my air set on 65?
It's 70 in the crib. It's barely even blowing anything, dude.
I'm about to have to bring a big dog fan down here.
I'm telling you, you know that big dog fan at the warehouse?
I'm about to bring that big dog fan down to the Kribsky.
No joke.
Yo, JJ, with another T and thank you.
matter of fact, do I have another one of these big dog fans in the crib?
I'm about to, dude, I've got like so much stuff in a surge protector right here.
I'm about to plug in a fan. It's just gonna blow up the setup.
Ah!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I got one.
Let me know if you hear me or if I plug it up.
Hold up.
I hope not.
You can hear it.
Is it loud?
What are you doing?
It's like there's no air in the house.
What is he doing now? It's like there ain't no air in the house.
How loud is it?
Yo.
Bro, that ain't even bad!
Is that bad? I don't think that's bad for real. The crazy thing is it's not even serving
purpose because it's not even blowing air.
I got an idea.
GG whole setup won't blow up Oh Lord, y'all still hear it?
Is it loud or a regular loud?
Blow wind and blow with no wind!
You can't even feel it!
Dude!
Yo, there's some going on in my house for real, actually.
I'm actually dead serious. There's like an interleak or something.
Because for some reason it feels like humid in my house.
It feels like it's outside in my house. I don't know what's going on.
dog I'm looking dead at the fan and I can't feel the fan at all
like there's something going on, like seriously.
I'm about to pass out.
I've got like dead air in here.
GG.
I'm getting crazy with it oh, yeah
Yeah. Hold on, I'm getting crazy with it.
Wait a minute!
It's right there.
Look at the wind.
Majestic.
Majestic.
Tell me it ain't.
Just straight majestic.
Look at the wind.
The only bad part is that I can't go forward in the sea.
That'll work. That'll do. Maybe. That'll do. That'll do, donkey. That'll do.
Ha ha ha! What did I do?
I bet my dad gonna take thermostats some going on it says filter on it so I might need to
do filter some I don't know it's bad though you're built like King K rule that's not
not even an insult that dude was going in Super Smash Brothers brawl.
What you mean buddy?
That's literally not even an insult in any way.
Did y'all ever use King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros?
Dude.
King K. Rool.
And what is this?
case I got laid off from my job on Monday because my work didn't have a job open for
me after a month of working for free for a month. They told me they didn't need me as
soon as I got off workers' count and now I'm unemployed for a second time in three months.
The only thing keeping me saying is your streams, keep up the awesome streams, yo you
need to sue them for real. Just another reason not to get a job, not gonna lie.
better go you better go ahead and sue him. Yeah, that's true. Staying. W. Staying.
Appreciate that. Yo, uh, yo, happy 20th birthday. Blaze Chateau blaze. Happy 20th
birthday. Happy 20th birthday. Blaze. Thank you. Appreciate that.
Uh, yo, case. Oh, Lord, with a thousand bits. W case. Oh, Lord, with a thousand
bits. High cases. That kind of silly request. What can you just write
your signature so I can add it to my head or I'll make it for my Twitter?
Thank you. Yo, what color you want it? I got you. W K. So
Lord. What color you want it? I got you. Black. I bet. Just
a signature like a big old signature.
BIT! BIT! BIT!
Hold on.
Uh oh, they nerf paint it won't open, GG.
Never mind we get it.
Yes.
Yo widow with the five. Thank you
All right, just straight up signature action, let me cook up a good one
Dude it's so humid in my house that my mouse pad has friction do you understand what I'm saying
Like dog there's something going on
I don't know what's happening
Dude you can just hear styrofoam cups rolling around for my fan
Oh, no, there's a styrofoam cup on the fan. It's like trapped for the back of it, bro
CC with the fire. Thank you. All right.
Oh, no, that's me.
Dude, I got flicks in on my mouth pad because it's so humid.
I got a hand straight!
That was kind of clean though, was it not?
I should have lifted it that, no Joe.
I actually should have left it at that.
Oh my goodness.
Remember when I told y'all the key to writing a good autograph is?
do it and don't question it. That's what I'm doing. I'm questioning it too much and that's a problem.
JJ with another 10. Thank you.
I'm questioning it too much and that's my fault.
Case play overwatch. They have a ginger kitty. Man, forget overwatch and that cat.
You got me messed up thing again on overwatch you don't lost your mind
Yo Griffey with the fire. Thank you
Roce play overwatch because I got a cat in it man. What's
Overwatched come on some I'm already tracer. Oh
My goodness
I messed up the H on it!
There it is, that's so clean, it's unbelievable.
That's actually so clean, it's unreal.
Yeah, that's too tough.
That's actually, that's too tough for real.
No joke, there ain't no doubt about it.
Y'all agree with that, that's tough?
Yeah.
That's hard.
Yo JJ with another 20 get the W JJ with another 20 get that I appreciate that. Thank you
W JJ for real with another 20. I appreciate that. Thank you, man
W JJ for real ski
For you know, I got reminded of bro has chilling scares uploaded anything clean lately
Which every video from Chilling Scares is going but.
But right.
But right.
No, they ain't got nothing like the almost-drowned videos.
Ooh, five disturbing hunting encounters.
I watched that, though.
Mieeeeee!
Mieee!
Mieee!
Mieee!
Mieee!
Mieeeeee!
What is it?
Man!
Man!
What is this?
You're mad and bum bum with a thousand bits.
High case I can't decide if I wanna draw you as a knight
or if I wanna design you as a case-o-thing cereal box.
Help?
A knight, because that's what I'm more like.
A knight.
speaking of a night I'm about to cut somebody's leg off what you talk about
is today the day we beat this mode I don't know maybe I don't know how close
we are I don't know how much is left but all I do know is I'm a problem and
they can't stop me I'm a problem
Yes. If you wasn't here yesterday, Mean Rad is back. So, our two guys that we have with
us is Mean Rad and Magnus. Not gonna lie, Mean Rad ain't what he used to be, but...
I just do that hit free mobile incident
Mean Rad and Magnus are both back
Yeah, they're actually both returning mean rad isn't really what he used to be I'm gonna be real with you
But yeah, you know what I mean it is what it is this is what we're looking like nowadays we are looking
unfathomably unbelievably tough it's kind of crazy how tough we are at this point
it's wild so let's lock in let's go haul doubles three rounds knockdown case those
broken thermostat with the teen gift it thanks
Lock in, meantime. I heard some screaming. That makes you visit.
Pay them.
I'm going to go haul retribution.
it is becoming a disturbing reality the mean rat situation is crazy I don't want
to say what y'all are thinking mean rad might have to be let go he's not the same
mean rad that he was. If that even is mean red. I don't know. Lock in. Retribution here.
Oh yeah, we got this weapon off the big dude we killed yesterday to let us just on them
immediately he is cooked absolutely cooked we win those pay him his weapons
terrible look here wait me rad just quit on me wait did mean rad die or did he
Get incapacitated
What happened?
Man
No way yard boo hurt I win these or me and Magnus win these let's go to be three
come on Magnus clobber that dude's gone I'm hit Magnus hell how to snap that
back in half on the highs of life, peace.
Come on Magnus, lock in.
Let's go Magnus, lock in.
Just handle that Magnus please.
He's too good. Magnus is too good.
Bam, we're good.
Bam!
We win these same thing is that last one to be three except we're in the forest instead
Let's go madness me and you
This dude look kind of tough not gonna lie, but he's not
Good night. I get it. Good night. He was a night
e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.
Magnus.
Magnus, come on.
Magnus is a 2v2 now. We win these. Let's go.
Just clobber.
Clobber.
Clobber.
Clobber.
Easy.
Let's go. Pay him.
absolutely let's go I'll be right yes
we win these all day
oh my come on Magnus I'll handle these guys you handle him
Look at these losers. Look at these losers right here. They think they can do something.
I'm too strong!
Come on.
Do this whip and go to them dropping frames. Magnus, I need you.
Oh my goodness! Who's left?
you shouldn't have stood up who is still alive
pay them hey pay them we'll pay Magnus should I check should I check the let's
Let's check the new people that we can hire here and see who they got.
Phillip.
Phillip.
Yo, little Carl.
I'm hiring Phillip, baby.
Sub Phillip in let's let's let's let Magnus sit for a minute. Let's sub in Phillip and see what he does for us
Lock in Phillip come on
Yard carnage one round. It's a free for all Phillips not with me here
Lock in I'm gonna lift it I just kicked my fan. I need that
Okay, let them let them wear each other down for a minute then I come in right here. Look at this
They're all scared of me chat. They know the drill. They're all in fear. None of them has gold armor.
I
Recover I recover
I recover. I recover. I recover, but I'm so hurt. I'm hurt so bad. Chat, it's bad. I can
barely move. That dude right there did it to me right? The dude that's still alive?
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I am gravely injured. I dropped my whip and it's bad.
Oh my goodness, Payam! Lord have mercy! Dog, I thought it was over.
I thought it was over man. Did y'all see that? I was like gone, gone.
Alright, we're good.
Let's go.
Paula champion.
Let's see what Phillip does, chat.
Let's see what Phillip does.
Lock in Phillip.
You versus the big dude.
Come on, Phil.
Come on, Phil.
Come on, Phil!
Philip.
It's okay, he tried.
We won. Pay him.
We won.
You know what, we'll go ahead and pay him. We'll give him another chance.
Let's go.
Hall champion again, knock down. Let's see what Phillip does here. Phillip is fearless though.
I'm hit. He's hit. He's gone. Damn. That's really easy. What you talking about? Hey, what you talking about, Chad?
You know what, let's see just how good Phillip's skills are. Run a prediction. I'm going to spar Phillip real quick.
wait who are you you're not Philip who is this guy
wait this doesn't count on the prediction by the way
just one of the fresh one
alright let's see let's see how Philip does
Okay, Phillip, let's spar, buddy.
Feel.
Feel.
Feel.
Get up, feel. Let's go again.
Wait, what are those weapons?
Wait, Phillip, what is that?
Wait what are those weapons wait Philip what is that wait what what you got some soup
playdolls? Philip! Philip! Come on, man!
Alright, should we see how Magnus stacks up real quick?
Wait, was that Magnus the whole time?
Wait, that was Magnus.
Magnus low key sucks.
Okay, this is Phillip.
Now let's see what Phillip's got.
Wait, Phillip low key got some aura.
a minute never mind he's got one shot at lord have mercy run it again
check you can't blame them you can't blame them you really can't
He's all right
Fill up just get the five
All right, let's go let's go all boo hurt here. We win these
So I said workman's comp true. Oh my god both of them with me fill up and I
kill that guy i think oh my goodness we got philip and magnus with me here wait no we don't
Oh, that's just me and it just wants to fill up their mind.
What just happened to me?
What happened?
Oh, my goodness, hey, what happened?
Dog, what happened?
Dog, what just happened?
oh oh my goodness dude yeah there's insider trading going on no it's it's it's actually
no no it's actually no no no it's exposed it's literally exposed it's actually
exposed it's over y'all are going to jail y'all are y'all are going to jail for real
it's done. This makes no sense. Unless you're just going all in on no every time. Is that
what's happening?
I'm gonna get him.
Of course, Carnage, I win these.
We need to launch an investigation.
No, get off of him!
What?
I thought you were- Oh, it's a complete free throw, never mind!
Yo, dude, why do I look over the chat in the middle of this fight and I see Guinea Pig
man 13 with the first time chat say my girlfriend left me dog dude i'm not laughing at you but dog
dude i'm over here in the middle of a fight and i look to my left at the chat real quick
And I see a first time chatter.
Guinea pig man 13 say case my girlfriend just left me.
That is the craziest timing ever, man.
Hey, it'll be I though it was meant to be Guinea pig man 13.
Now you good.
Now you good.
It's all right. It'll be all right though. Everything is going to play out as it was meant to be.
Okay.
I'm just over here in the middle of a battle. There's people getting hit in the head with
hammers. Everybody's fully suited up in night attire in the middle of the woods. I look over
for a chat that's all I see.
You good though?
Oh that dude is out of the fight.
I knocked his helmet off.
Oh my, he gone too.
That's two.
That's three.
Four.
five swings five kills or maybe not kills but knockdowns anyway
pay them
there's no way y'all are asking for payment again this is getting ridiculous
Paul retribution this should be free here.
Shout we're close to the next tournament man.
All boo-hurt, we win these.
2v3.
Glover.
Wait, no, it's a 2, it's a 3v4, right?
Yo, Magnus, get this dude off of me, man.
Wherever you are, you Magnus.
Who are you?
No, that's Philip.
Yeah, that's Philip.
Magnus is over here fighting.
Yeah.
I got your health right here, Magnus.
Guys?
Guys, can we handle this?
Good one. Let's go, babe!
They handled that for me. We're good. Yeah, we gotta heal after that. Ain't no doubt about it.
Paul champion. Me and Phillip here. Let's see what Phillip does. Oh my goodness. My weapon is gone.
You can't be serious.
No, that was like the best weapon ever.
It's gone!
No!
oh my goodness bro I wonder if they sell it no because it came off the Baron guy
I can't believe it.
Shaq, can you believe it dude?
Everything sucks.
I'm sick to my stomach!
I'll rock this for now.
I'll rock that for now.
Yeah.
Okay, that'll get us through.
We're good.
Everybody relax.
It's okay.
All retribution.
I'm getting my get back right here.
Dude, I couldn't crack what I said.
Craft armor, you simpleton.
You can't craft the gold when it came off the boss.
I can't believe I lost my big boy weapon that's insane
He's somehow still alive.
How is he still alive?
did you do the all the barrels fell on them we're close to the next tournament
Oh, champion, we win these.
We win these all day.
Yo, how did Bro get hit that direction?
Why not fall in the other direction?
What happened?
Yo!
What will yo-no look at that?
Hold on, clip that!
I hit that dude that direction and he flew.
What happened?
Did he get folded that bad that he got folded so hard he flew the other way?
Dude!
Hello?
Turn him in.
Look!
Yo bro got absolutely folded.
That is crazy.
I still miss my other weapon though.
Chai, I'll miss my other weapon.
I'll miss my other weapon for real.
That thing was goaded.
It was a little heavy, but let's go.
All blue hurt, we win these.
Knocked down, I don't like to knock down that much, but.
That dude is absolutely clobbered, man.
I can't believe it.
So is that guy.
So is that guy.
Hey, I think it's tournament time, no joke.
It's tournament time.
Oh my goodness, it's tournament time.
Is everything ready?
I think so.
Run the prediction, tournament time again.
Lock in chat.
Hey, tournament time again.
Type 1 if you believe.
You already know what time it is.
Yes.
What's the prevention of the light?
38% no.
What's wrong with y'all?
Let's go.
I'm out of my league.
I
Phillips in here with us now
Doesn't even matter cuz of this one shot and everybody
This is my tournament
My left arm just got like cut off it's over
Philip can you do something
I'm severely injured in two two areas. It's over
It's over.
I think the injuries stay.
Yeah, they do.
It's over.
All right, I got both of them with us now.
We got Magnus and Phillip.
It's over.
I'm too injured.
Don't you dare give up.
Bro, do something, man!
It's over.
I can't get back handed them.
Let's go!
No one more big buddies here. I'm going straight for big buddy. Even though I'm injured
Big buddy's hurt!
Ah!
Need his weapon.
That's not his weapon.
Oh no!
His weapon just glitched under the map, it's actually over.
I have his weapon, we win these.
Don't give up, fellas!
Keep fighting!
No!
No!
Stay up!
Philip!
I just made a new one.
He's the zone!
Fill up!
He's the zone!
Fill up!
kill him! he's dead!
I'm taking that sword and selling it. There ain't no telling how much this thing is worth.
Oh my chat. I got injured. I know Joe got injured in like the second round. Phillip stayed
with me the whole time. Oh my goodness, Phillip. Let's see how much that sword's worth.
187. I'm just gonna keep it. We unlocked another piece of armor though.
Look at that.
Look at that. Look at that chat.
We are absolutely cooking to an unbelievable degree.
Yard champion. How many times do you have to beat that to win the whole game chat?
Y'all know. I feel like we're getting close.
Damn.
Do y'all not have an answer?
There's no way it's 10 times.
I've beaten them three times now.
Lock in.
I just knocked Phillip out cold.
Oh my goodness.
Phillip, my bad, we won, though.
Acquit the sword, it's well balanced, big dog.
What is a sword gonna do against some armor?
I fear that that's not the move.
I fear it's not.
there is no universe this poor guy oh my goodness this poor guys oh these poor guys
Oh
Yeah, they're done
Just try the sword yo y'all are actually
Simpletons, it's unreal. It's unreal. Why would these sword ever be good?
Look how much the weapon I use is work and look how much the sword is worth
Sidearm it you know what's crazy. I don't even think it would be good as a sidearm
I think this little mace I have as a sidearm would be better dude
The swords are actually useless against armor in this game. There's just no way around it
There's literally no way around it.
They are completely useless against armor.
Y'all are so annoying.
Oh, my goodness.
G.G.
Yep, G.G.
We're gonna see just how good this stupid sword is.
Yeah, real good, ain't it?
Real good, huh, Chad?
This thing is awesome!
Great weapon!
Notice how it's just deflecting off the armor?
Like, what goes through y'all's mind, bro?
Like, actually.
I don't understand a war where y'all could ever even think for a sec if this thing would be worth anything.
Truly I don't. I really don't.
Awesome! By the way, I would have one shot every one of these dudes in this game would
have been over in five seconds while I was using the other weapon.
Matter of fact, y'all just made me so mad I'm so mad. You got me messed up. I'll never
Look at that thing again. It's gone
These hundred eighty seven dollars
I mean chat for let me seriously now watch this
Yes.
Go on.
Go on.
You know what I mean?
Wait, did I just kill my teammate?
Who is that on the ground right there?
Wait, who is that on the ground?
I just spanked into the spot!
Oh, they're both still alive.
We're good.
Look how good this weapon is.
Look at this.
Barren's beak dude I swear they're scamming me chat I swear they're scamming
me you know I'm gonna do a brawl for old time's sake
Is it just me or is my dude unbelievably muscled up now?
Oh my goodness!
Dude, you are such a pathetic problem. It's actually crazy.
If I stand up, you're gonna wish you were never born. I promise you.
Yo if I get up you're gonna wish you were never born.
Oh, everything I love!
Oh, phone!
Oh!
Oh, that's fun!
Oh!
Come on!
Oh, that's it!
Get out!
Oh, you are!
Oh, I'm about to cry for you, the joy!
Oh, man!
Oh, I'm about to kill you!
Oh, you're about to get...
Oh!
Oh man! Oh you do not understand!
He's a good colleague.
No!
The house!
Let us parlay them rather than parry them.
that goober made me so mad
Ali Riot, we win these.
We win these.
Let's go fill up me and you.
Look at this, Gilbert.
This poor guy with his scissors.
Yeah, gone.
I just killed two guys with one swing.
These poor guys!
We're good
We're good
Paul Boomer we win these
play the game for a year and you never learned to sword big dog if there was online capabilities
I would bet my bottom dollar I would beat you a hundred out of a hundred times there
is no learning how to sword when it's all on our bud
bro said learn how to sword what you gonna do with a sword
to get some armor. Huh chat? What?
Damn. You go for the head, they have helmets. Oh my goodness, I'm going to delete my Twitch
channel. The IQ in this chat's gotta be, gotta be 50 between everybody. It's unreal.
Dog, when you're using a weapon like this, it is infinitely, and I mean infinitely more
better than a sword.
Look at that!
Is the sword doing that?
Is it?
What about this?
What about this right here?
What about that right there?
What about this right here?
What about that?
What about this right here?
What about that?
What about this right here?
What?
What?
You didn't have to kill him!
Philips merciless!
Gone!
One more.
What does Cooper just say?
Oh my goodness, like dog, you're not understanding.
You can still kill him with armor.
There are slits in the body that aren't covered with armor.
them with armor there are slits in the body that aren't covered with armor why would you ever want
to use a weapon where you have like two inches of total space to kill somebody when you could just
use a pole arm and just hit him in the head and kill him why would you nerf yourself by using a sword
skill you know what the devs were in here I can guarantee you I can actually guarantee
you they would say the best weapon in the game is probably the weapon that I'm using
I don't see a weapon being better than this one, like no joke.
I actually want to say, I actually no joke want to say the current weapon that I'm using
at this very moment, the Baron's beak, I think it's the best weapon in the game.
No joke I do.
Like this specific thing right here.
specific weapon right here you fill up is going man pay you you're trolling
right okay yeah it's just wait right now yeah
Call Boo-Hurt. Let's go.
Let's go.
Lord have mercy!
This is tough. But is he tough enough?
Look at Phillip, man!
Look at Phillip!
You know what? I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it.
We're keeping Phillip. We're finding somebody to replace Magnus.
Philip is so much better than Magnus at this point.
It's really not even close.
Now we're keeping him.
We'll just keep him.
Yeah, let me chill.
Forrest Carnage here.
I think Magnus is very good, but Philip is like next level.
I'd be willing to say at this point,
Philip is the best one ever.
He's better than Prime Mean Man.
No, Joe.
Philip, don't think donors
have crazy built performance
of men just today.
Well, you laughed at Philip, too.
I mean, look.
He go to.
They want me to do a haul duel. Let's do a haul duel. Five rounds, 1v1. Let's go.
Go. There's one. Four more. Yes. Feel it needs a raise. Okay, let's relax a little bit.
Let's relax.
Check this weapon, I'm telling y'all.
Spar fill up I did, he got absolutely destroyed.
Yo, who is this guy?
You need a job?
Not no more.
That reminds me of that time.
I remember that story I told about that softball tournament I was at.
I was playing center field and I ran full speed into a flagpole and gave myself a discussion.
I mean a concussion and then later on my boss was there playing too and somebody asked my boss
he's like yo doesn't that dude work for you he said he used to
because he thought i was dead
i'll never forget that man
i'll never forget it bro that flagpole is still bit to this day too still bit
Yeah, we're close to our next tournament here who slums riot. It's been a minute. Let's
see how Philip does here. Lock in Phil. Wait, that's not Philip, that's Magnus. Careful don't
You're too close to the cliff!
Magnus!
I said!
We're like two away from the next tournament all doubles two rounds.
It was Magnus the whole time why is Magnus starting right now I thought we had a house
he's still standing.
Clobbered.
Clobbered, one more.
Finally free from the ads, oh buddy,
I should hit you with another flurry of them.
You thought you was free, not on my watch.
Y'all still know, I've said this before many times,
Y'all know I have never manually ran ads on my stream in my whole career.
I am...
Cap on everything I love.
On everything I love.
Forest Carnage here.
Chat, it's almost tournament time again. Lock in.
lock in. how much to do it right now? none. i don't gain anything from running ads. money?
I'm good. That's why I don't run on it.
Like, like I put to you like this. I've said this before, too.
I run three minutes.
I run three minutes of ads an hour because that's the lowest amount you can run without
getting pre-rolls.
So if I ran less than three minutes an hour, y'all would get pre-rolls when you hit the
stream, which means you would click the stream and there'd be an ad before you saw
anything.
So you have to run three minutes minimum or else you get pre-rolls.
So I'm running minimum for no pre-rolls and don't nobody like a pre-roll, buddy. Let me tell you
Don't nobody like a pre-roll
We still do hey, I don't know what's going on with that
All champion, let's go
Y'all must be glitz or something good. There ain't no way
I think it's tournament time.
Oh my goodness, it is locked in.
Here we go.
Is this the last rank?
I don't know.
I don't know how many times you have to do the same one.
I've won the Lord Tony three times.
I don't know how many times you have to do it to completely beat the game.
Maybe this is it.
Isaac with the five.
What's the prediction look like?
see the fact that y'all have that much lack of faith here is crazy how do y'all
still not have more faith chat how
it's time it's nearly time
What?
Do you have art, mind?
That's even fun!
Okay, Magnus is in here now. Magnus just absolutely destroyed that guy. Let's go! Magnus is going
I never should have doubted him!
Alright, Phillip's coming in now.
Phillip's here now.
Everybody win your one and we win.
No need. I'll just kill everybody myself.
Let's go, Phillip.
Two more.
Two more.
I'm going straight for the Baron.
Me and you!
Me and you!
No!
No!
I tripped!
Whoa!
What?
Oh my goodness, this is the run-over?
Oh my goodness, we could lose this run here.
I have to kill 33 to survive?
no way we lose this run here after all this time there's one no
Two good at the run ends here. You know how sad I'm gonna be
Chat is 33 not crazy
That's three
No way
five
of
the
of
If I don't survive this the whole run is like a week's long run that's seven right there
Let's go.
I'm dead.
I don't know.
I've got to keep killing till they let me out!
Shit, I've just got to keep killing till they let me out, bro.
What is the boss music?
What is the boss music?
Oh man.
Relax.
Chad, this is doable.
This is doable.
Relax, Chad, this is doable.
This is doable.
Too much aura.
I got hit by something.
I'm dead.
He bit my left hand, I'm dead.
I'm going to puke if I don't survive this.
of
What am I at, Chad? I don't even know! I quit counting!
I don't even know I quit counting
Please just die
You gotta die
How?
How are you alive?
You are alive!
Shadow Meribus, I want your nervous.
You two weeks of progress can be erased right here, like no joke.
Okay, that one died.
This is clean so far.
This has been very clean so far.
No joke.
Dude, some of them just don't die.
There we go.
we're at 23 so 10 more Lord have mercy
We're getting tougher out there.
That one is insanely tough.
What?
That one is insanely tough!
What?
I think we're almost there.
Stay focused.
Oh, that leg is gone.
That's it.
Gone.
You gotta be gone.
Bro, we gotta be like within five or something, man.
Let's go.
Somebody said this is my Olympics.
true dude we got to be like within five we have to be
Please, man.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
There's no way we're 32.
I don't know how many are left.
What's that be it?
How many more?
One more?
Are you sure?
Oh my goodness.
Are you sure? Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness we survived
Lord have mercy
Let's try the turn again real quick. I gotta get my get back. Oh my goodness.
All right, turn time again. Let's go.
Dog! That was crazy.
All right, here we go. Lock in. It's time. We beat this now.
Five point if you believe. You happy birthday, Ashlyn?
You ready? Hey, Kase, just want to let you know, even though you sold me multiple
times a stream for nearly 50k I continue to believe because I'm a foolish simple
kind of believes in the power of my life. No you're not foolish it's it's good to
keep believing. Thank you. Appreciate that JJ. Appreciate you for the 5,000
bits as well. Appreciate it. Come on. Alright come on. I'm not letting that happen again.
All right, Magnus is in here with us now.
that it matters. I think that dude just died. I'm so unbelievably locked in.
of
the
of
the
What
Who is this guy
I'm hurt
I'm hurt, I'm hurt, I'm hurt, it's over.
One more.
I'm back!
And I will not fail again!
I just one shot at the Baron.
I actually one shot at the Baron.
I TOO MUCH!
FU-R-YOU!
I
All right, we're saving that other one. Let's equip these things. We're almost fully golden
out for real. No joke. This was good chat. We did two tournaments today. We did two tournaments
today. That was cinema. No joke. That was cinema. Actually, we died and we had to
kill 33 of the zombies in the abyss mode. Tell me that was not nerve-wracking. Bro, that was scary actually.
But you already know what time it is.
You already know what time it is.
Spooky time.
What time?
What time?
Spooky time.
You better believe it.
Hey.
time! Spooky! Time! You better believe it. Hey, you better believe it, buddy. Hey, you
best gets you a diaper you don't want to chat it cuz it's smoky time baby
yeah
...
l...
l...
...
...
...
l...
...
l...
...
I'm gonna give you some more water, Chad. Hold on.
I think it's more water.
What?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Lock in because I fear that it's spooky time I fear name of this game is
this. Oh, I'm just my fan. Name
of this game is cursed meal.
Do y'all remember that horror
game that we played where we
worked at a carpet shop and
we were secretly like killing
people and like disguising it
as like a carpet shop? Do y'all
remember that game? Who
remembers that game? It was
same death so that's a good sign because that game was good and this is the same
death cursed meal lock-in sensitivity full-screen yet let's pre-five the
sensitivity let's go like here yep lock-in
Pre-fire the sensitivity perfect by the way what am I doing here I'm at a church am I
moving here or something? Hello? Priest Gavin. Hello there. Welcome to my church.
Oh Lord. I really appreciate you helping me out here. It's been a lot of work running this
church alone. Oh am I about to be like your helper or something? But with you it should
be a lot better right now come in let me give you a tour of our lovely church
okay so I'm an employee here what about my bags do I need to grab those first how
much I'll pay you me wait can I get my bags I don't want to leave my bags out
here. They should have me voice at this game. Okay. If you're just tuning in, the only lore
that we know is that we're in a church in the middle of nowhere and apparently we got a job
working here and the and the pastor's giving us a tour. Wow this is uh this is real fancy uh
pastor Gavin. Yo JJ with another 20 gift and give me some W's for JJ with another 20 gift and
I appreciate that. Thank you, W.
Kiddy! Kiddy!
Kiddy!
Kiddy!
Kiddy!
KIDDING! KIDDING! KIDDING! KIDDING! KIDDING!
Oh
In this thing straight chilling
Straight chilling up in this time
You'll ask them what a thousand bits case I'm making a short film and filming this weekend can you do my paperwork for me?
Fun fact, I once watched your stream floating down the Amazon River that is a w viewer right there
George would a thousand bits W. George. Hey case. No, you say my life. We're also gonna keep doing you. Yo, W. George man
Appreciate that door George W. George for a lot. Appreciate that. Thank you
W. George ski man. That's 2000 bits for George. Actually, I appreciate that George
We had a kitty intermission JJ with another 20 W JJ with another 20
Wow sir, this is some confessional booth. Am I going to be working the confessional booth? I don't think I'm qualified for that sir.
This is the confession booth. And here we have no secrets or judgments. Have you ever confessed before?
Yes, I have. I often confess my deep love for Chris Redfield, oftentimes. I'ma just
say no. No, I don't have anything to confess. My life's just flickered.
Am I still alive?
Did my stream just go off?
Did the stream light go off at all?
Bro my PC's just reset.
How am I still alive?
Dude.
Dude.
How am I still alive?
Bro, what happened?
Okay, uh, I have absolutely no idea what just happened.
But the stream didn't lag in just my screen.
Yo clip that.
What just happened?
Oh, Lord.
Oh!
Bro.
I might need to unplug this fan.
You think that's what it was?
The fan probably like overloaded the thing.
I have no idea how the stream is still live.
This is the worst clip I've ever seen in your band.
My life's just flickered.
Oh my!
What did it look like on y'all's end?
No, I don't have anything to confess.
My life's just flickered.
How did you could hear the PC beep?
Or whatever that was.
My life's just flickered.
My life's just flickered.
I just hope that doesn't happen again.
Chad, do you think I should unplug this fan real quick, though?
I might actually need to, no joke, because I don't want that to happen again.
play the game you're unironically getting banned by the way you think I'm
joking
hold up yeah I gotta I gotta unplug this we can't have no power out just dog dog
I don't know who just gave that hold up.
I'm gonna plug it up right here.
Am I still alive?
I moved the fan to a different outlet. So if something happens, we should be all right.
Who gifted? Yo JJ with another 20 gifted. WJJ with another 20 gifted. No, that's 70
gift it from JJ W JJ with the 70 gift it Lord have mercy I appreciate that for
real thank you all right lock in all right dude you know how mad I would have
been to all right so quick recap the only information we have on this game is
that we're in the middle of nowhere and we got hired to work in a church in the
middle of nowhere and the priest is showing us around yes no I don't have
anything to confess well maybe we can give it a try later
I'm good
it might help you now let me show you the staff room let's keep in mind our
Our bags are still outside.
Check this building is huge though.
JJ with another 50 again.
WJJ with another 50 again.
I appreciate you JJ for it.
That's crazy.
Thank you.
This is the staff room.
Yo, what's up with all the...
Was I supposed to see this?
Oh, no, no, I don't want to work here, sir.
No, I don't want to work here. I'm not gonna lie.
This is the staff room.
It's also my office. Okay.
And bedroom.
I found it easier to sleep here since there's a lot of work to do.
Right.
Chat, y'all got a bad feeling right now? I got a bad feeling right now.
This is our small storage room.
It's also our kitchen.
The basement's been closed down.
Why?
It was declared unsafe to enter.
So never go down there.
Ha!
Got it.
Never go into the basement.
Let's not let him think that I'm on to something because I don't know something ain't right.
Exactly.
Never.
I'm glad you understand.
Now let us continue the tour.
We're dead.
The church in the middle of nowhere can't go into the basement.
There's a bunch of meat everywhere.
No.
Kitty's tweaking on me.
Oh my goodness, kitty.
Ow, kitty!
Quiddit.
Quiddit, kitty.
Kitty, quiddit.
No, ma'am.
No, ma'am, kitty.
She bitin' me!
Oh no, she's tweakin' bad!
No, she's actually tweakin'-
She's affecting my streaming capability right now.
It's actually bad.
Oh my goodness, it's bad.
KIDDY!
Alright.
KIDDY, you better twid it.
Bro, she just scratched me!
Hold on, I'm trying to play the game, but she's actually like attacking me.
She's like, legitimately, kidgy.
Kitty quidget!
Oh!
She doing that thing where she wax onto your hand and just bite you like that.
You know what?
just sit up here. Anyway, sorry about that, sir. Ah, yes. This is my favorite painting.
It's a painting of me and my father. He was the previous owner of this shirt, so that's
cool. He passed away some time ago. Well, I hate to hear that, Priest Gavin. I hope
Uh, yeah. Hey, can I ask what happened to him? Well, it was an incident with the previous
assistant that worked here before you. Wait, what? There was a murder? He suddenly went
crazy as if something possessed him. Yeah, I'm not working here. You got me messed
up. Yeah, you got me messed up. He couldn't even speak normally anymore.
but do not worry he won't be a problem okay let's just say he won't see daylight
for a very long time sir you're scaring me enough about this let's move on
This is a lot of bunk beds, sir.
Oh, this where I'm going to put my stuff at?
Okay.
This is the room you'll be staying in.
There will be some orphans arriving later that will also stay here.
Okay.
They had no place to stay so we offered them a safe place.
Oh, that's how nice of you.
I want you to try to make it feel like home for them.
But that first one is a lie.
I can't stand some kids.
Oh my goodness.
I'll try my best.
Thank you.
I hope I can rely on now.
If you're a kid watching ain't no offense for real,
but they just be walking around holler and slobber and
Snotting just nasty. I can't deal with it. I can't deal with it. I really can't it. I really I really can't
All right, let's continue there's more
Oh, what's this room
What's this priest Gavin
This is where my father's buried.
He wanted to be buried in the place he loved most.
He loved being in this little garden.
So please keep this place clean and maintained.
Okay, that was a tour.
You should go get your luggage from the, uh, from the gate
and place it in the guest room.
I'll be in my office.
Yes, sir.
It's high point if you got a bad feeling.
I got a real bad feeling.
Hey, we need the bread, though. We gotta have a job.
Job.
Sorry.
Sorry, Kitty.
Gardner Graham.
Hello there.
You must be the new assistant.
I hope you don't end up like the last assistant.
What exactly happened?
Well, let's just say it didn't end well.
But I won't scare you with some stories.
It's all good now.
You're here.
I'll let you rest now.
look it's just at the gate hey yo yo Gardner Graham don't you ever scare me
like that again bro I don't play that we need to set some boundaries immediately
don't ever jump scare me like that again you hear me I don't appreciate that
all right let's go inside have a good one Graham
I'm tired. I should lay down for a bit. I'll take the bed next to my luggage. All right.
All right, I wonder how much I'm getting paid to work here. That's a real question. I mean, his building's fancy, so.
Hey, Pastor Graham. I mean, Pastor Gavin. Dozed off, I see. Well, good that you're awake. I need your help.
I need your help. The orphans will be arriving soon. I need to prepare some things, but I
can't find the files folder that the orphanage sent me. What's in those files? Nothing special.
Just some information about the kids. Bring them to me once you find the files. They
should be somewhere in the church. Okay.
You got it.
How are you gonna misplace them like that?
Oh, what's that?
No, that was just that was there. I think that was my payment for today. I think. Hey,
you know what though? This job going to be kind of easy. If this is the only stuff I
got to be doing, I'm just looking for some papers.
All right. Let me look in here. I don't know if I want to be looking here. I'm gonna see
something I'm supposed to. Okay, that's that's the okay. Those are them on this. All right.
I found them, sir. Where are you at? Did he go to the garden, I think? Here you go,
I found them. You found them. Great. The kids will be arriving any moment now. If you can
welcome them, that will be great. No problem. I'm going to make some last preparations.
The kids must be hungry.
We don't even want to work here no more.
Hey y'all.
Hello sir.
We were told we'd be staying here for a while.
Now you're safe here.
We'll take good care of you.
Thank you, sir.
We'll try not to cause any trouble.
Thank you.
Follow me inside, I guess.
Oh, there's the pastor right there.
There you are.
I see you've already met our new guests.
You must be tired after such a long trip.
This church exists to care for those who need it.
Food will be prepared soon.
It's important that growing children eat proper.
Let's head inside.
It's getting chilly out here.
Y'all don't eat that food.
I think they serve in humans in here for real.
Don't eat that food, man.
to this job is easy though. Oh my goodness. This is easy.
Everyone settled in. Good. First days are always the hardest.
I could use the extra pair of hands in the kitchen. We should start preparing dinner
The children must be hungry after traveling all day
It's important they eat well come with me. Why can't what an imp do it?
Man
Man I'm trying to go to bed man
Alright, what what what we got
going on here? Here we are. Chad,
imagine this is like an anti horror
game and everything winds up just
going smoothly and nothing bad
happens. What are the odds of
that? I don't know. But it could
be. Yo, happy birthday, Mariah.
Appreciate you, hash brown. Happy
Happy birthday, Mariah, thank you.
High Cages, my birthday Sunday, I turned 28.
God, Leeton, I'm playing.
It was my birthday Sunday, I turned 28.
Just want to let you know, I was the one a couple months ago who said my mom thinks
I watch you too much.
And now my mom enjoys watching you too, dad too.
And your regular voice in our house, thank you for being the best streamer, making
me laugh during hard times.
Yo, WMEG for real, happy 28th birthday, MEG for real.
W may
Happy birthday may not don't feel bad. I'm turning their mind
I'm turning 20 I'm turning 20 this year
Here we are
It's nothing fancy, but it does the job.
I've already taken care of most of it.
I just need your help finishing up.
Take some meat from the cabinets and set it by the stove.
Dude, the voice acting is killing me.
After that, bring the place to the children.
Leave it to me.
Time to cook some meat.
Should we be asking him what kind of meat this is?
Cuz I'm really concerned you just got an unrefrigerated just sitting here
Yo, this don't look like no regular steak sir. I'm not gonna lie
What's that wagyu that's got a lot of fat in it
Sir is this regular light is what is this stuff?
Yo, I'm not gonna work
Okay, that's enough meat for now
Time to serve the kids
You can place the place on the tables in the bedroom
Hey look how good
Yo, hold on wait a minute. That don't even look that bad now that it's good
All right, y'all we got some we got some food for y'all here. Here you go
That should be enough
I'm exhausted time to go to bed. I gotta get some good sleep tonight.
All right, y'all don't be making no noise while I'm trying to sleep for real
GG
What's going on why am I up in the middle of the night?
Why am I awake in the middle of the night?
Where's the priest at?
It is so dark.
Why am I awake right now?
Chat, please.
Am I sneaking out?
I'm out of here.
in the middle of the night?
Yo, Graham, what you doing?
What are you doing up at this time?
I couldn't sleep.
Yeah, nights like this do that to people.
I like to come outside whenever I can't sleep.
It's peaceful out here.
It's peaceful out here. Say I left my gloves in the shed. My grab them for me. I guess big dog.
Chas, something is not right. I'm telling y'all something ain't right, huh?
Oh
Brother ain't no door to this shed. Oh, dude that does not look like there's a door on this thing
Who the shed creepy for real? Oh, who the shed creepy is that his gloves?
Yo
Do not play with me Graham I'm done stop
What happened I heard something slam shut bro, you know you played a prank on me dude it ain't funny man
The ship was locked when I got here
Don't mess with me
Easy your tire, that's all you should try to get some sleep
Chat I don't I don't I don't
One of the kids crying
are you crying you're up late is something wrong I heard somebody I heard
somebody crying crying this place makes strange sounds at night the wind
carries them. You should go back to bed. Tomorrow will be a long day.
So how many kids was here when they first got here?
There's one, two, wait there's only three. I know there was more.
Yo, where's the four kidding?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
So, a kid named Thomas is missing.
Yo, I need to get out of here and alert the police, for real.
Dude, there's only three kids.
He didn't come back father gabin talked to him last night. He said Thomas needed help
What?
Did you see where they went?
No, but I heard some weird sounds.
Bruh!
There's not much to do around here.
Oh, no!
Ah. Good morning. I need your help. I have a note for Graham, the gardener. Can you deliver
it for me? He'll be somewhere around the church grounds. I'm not even gonna ask. I don't
I don't even think we should ask right now, for real.
Because we need to, we need to like investigate
without him knowing that we know something.
If we ask him right now,
it ain't like we're gonna ask him,
he gonna own up to do it if he killed him.
Like there ain't no point.
He is gonna lie.
where's the note at? Did you give me the note? He must have gave it to me already. Hey, not
going to lie? Tonight, when it gets dark, y'all need to take off running for real. Y'all
unlock the gate for y'all y'all just take off because all no what's going on
around here I just started working here
what is that about a gate
what is that all right let's go find Graham real quick
Yo, Graham needs to cut the grass.
Graham, you're doing all this work,
grass to like doodoo.
Yo, we are actually in the middle of nowhere, chat.
Like in the middle of nowhere.
Oh, did I not grab the note?
I didn't see no note.
Chat, remember?
The name of the game is cursed meal
Broday cannibals
Yo, I don't know where this note is he wanted me to give him he didn't hand me one
Yo
Yeah, he didn't give me a note did he?
Yo, did you want to, did you, did you?
Yeah, he did not give me no note.
the meat cabinet in the kitchen? Did they replace some? The table? What the front table? I didn't
I didn't see it there either. No, yo, my job title is too confusing. I think I'm gonna have to put
it in my two weeks notice and then immediately leave sir there is no note
for me to take is it bug
You can click on the gardener. No way didn't actually let me it didn't look like it would let me
What's this I
See a note from Gavin what I was hoping it was gonna do was he would hand me the note and I could peep the note
Before I brought it to him so I could see what's going on
Alright, I'll take care of it. Can you tell me what it is? Looks like you're taking over
my work today. How can I help? There's some leaf piles around the church. Like this one
next to me. Can you clean them up for me? We need to keep the church clean. I should
go help gather now. Good luck.
I gotta see what's going on.
Uh-uh.
Get him with the loop around.
They know they know I'm on do them they're gonna kill me next
Stalker bro, they might be eating kids man. I gotta see what's going on
No.
Pick it up.
Yo, this is gonna take a minute.
Check, this is going to take a minute for real.
Oh, you've got to hold it.
Tips with queso, episode 5001.
When you're playing this game, you have to hold the click button in order to pick up
the piles and not just tap.
welcome.
Chat they're on to some you notice he gave him a note. I
couldn't read the note. He's like, Oh, you got to take over my
work today. I got to go help. I got to go help. Pastor Gavin
no, they doing something that they chopping his body up
right now. I'm telling y'all, man, y'all think that's what's going on though? For real?
That's got to be what's going on.
Alright, one more.
What's that?
Tell me what you know!
No!
That was a warning.
That should be all of them taken care of.
That took too long.
I should go back in the church and tell Gavin I'm done.
We're about to catch them in the middle of doing whatever they're doing.
Okay, the kids are still here.
They are up to something!
Hey, I'm done with the leaves, y'all.
Oh, you're back.
I saw the grounds earlier.
You did a good job out there.
Thank you for helping keep this place in shape.
If you're up for it, we can continue with your confession.
Bro, I never agreed to confess to nothing I'll be waiting to booze bro what?
Well, what's you mean?
Man
You stole the money
No, I didn't.
Welcome.
Take a breath. There's no rush here. Tell me how you're feeling today.
I'm gonna go uneasy.
That's understandable.
New places take time to settle into. No, that ain't what it is, bro. There was four kids here yesterday. Now there's only three
Especially places like this I
Mentioned my father before
He was very devoted to the church
I meant everything to him
You said he passed away
Yes, he's no longer with us, but devotion doesn't end so easily.
Some people leave behind more than memories. They leave responsibilities.
He's not to confess.
It's important to protect children from burdens like that.
They shouldn't have to carry anything heavy.
So what? You're killing them and eating them instead?
Not here. We're asking him now. So where's Thomas? Yes, he just won't be staying with us.
That's not the answer I'm looking for!
Arrangements were made.
In the middle of the night, I heard CRYING!
It happens sometimes.
Another place was better suited for him.
Bro, you're about to sit there and gas light me.
no need to worry that's enough for now oh it's enough for now when I bring up
Thomas huh let us continue another day it's time to eat the kids must be
hungry I've already prepared the food it's in your bedroom on a table make
sure they eat well
bruh
you notice how as soon as we bring up Thomas he like oh oh never mind another
day
something's going on here and notice how the first day that we started working
here he said never go into the basement
y'all doing all right today wow I've never seen this much food I'm gonna eat
y'all love it. This is a lot of food for us a bit too much. It smells good. That's
gotta be Thomas. Oh, I thought one of us missed it again. I'm going to bed early
today. I should tell priest Gavin. Hello.
He went into the church.
the priest is saying some weird stuff what do you say weird things I don't
understand he's in a church come on Elliot you got to give me something man
Man, this is crazy.
Lord, this was not how it was meant to be.
The words were right.
The intent was right.
But something less than that shouldn't have.
Now he's always hungry.
And I'm the one who has to answer for it.
I will not let him starve.
I won't.
Please help me get through this.
Oh my goodness.
His dad's not dead.
His dad just lives in the basement and he feeds them these kids that come here.
and he kills him, cooks him, and feeds him to his dad that he said was dead.
The plot thickens.
Oh my goodness, Chad, the plot thickens.
You know, I'm going to bed early.
I didn't hear you come in.
I'm going to bed.
That would be wise.
tomorrow will be a long day sleep well what you mean by that what you mean it's
gonna be a long day
remember chat he emphasized never go in the basement
oh gee gee for real
That was some good sleep. I don't usually feel this resting. It's quiet in here. Too
quiet. I should see where everyone is. Yeah, GG. Where they at?
Gavin's right he's not here I shouldn't be in here but something feels off I'll
just take a quick look let's see if I can find anything
yo yo we need to chill bro we're gonna get caught snooping around why is there
only one kid in here
He told me it wasn't safe down there, so why is it just sitting here?
I should investigate this later.
Yeah, let's not do it!
you doing in here? I was just, I just woke up, I was just looking for you real quick.
I was trying to see what you wanted me to do today. This is my room. You shouldn't
be wandering around without telling me. I was just looking for you. I see. I stepped
out for a moment. There was no need to come in here. Next time, wait in the main
home. Yo, where's the rest of the kids at? Where's Lillian Elliott? What? He took him.
them away. Now I'm all alone again.
What?
I should go talk to the gardener. Maybe he knows more. He's in on it too. He ain't
gonna tell us.
No, look just look at him standing there. He knows he knows.
You look pale. Did something happen?
Yo, we should not tell him anything, bro.
bro why would we tell them I found the basement key you're going in there it's dangerous down
there I haven't been in there for a very long time and I plan to keep it that
way here take this you're gonna need it keep it with you at all times best of
luck what is that what did he just give me
All right time to wait for dark the basement what's Gavin sleeping dude he's
gonna catch us down there oh my goodness bro chat oh my goodness we got to find
out what's going on though we got to
I should tell more of the hide before I go in there true.
Mora, wake up. You need to hide. What? Why? Okay, I'll do it. Where are you hiding at?
Where are you going?
Okay, not bad. I'm at it.
Alright, here we go. We're gonna go see what's going on.
Oh Lord.
grows weaker by the day.
He tells me faith will provide,
but hunger does not listen to prayers.
I hear him suffering at night.
I cannot let him starve.
I found that old text hidden beneath the church.
I forbidden language with warnings I chose to ignore.
It speaks of a ritual that promises
to never be hungry again.
Tomorrow we perform it.
I just heard somebody whispering.
You know that actually just scared me.
Did y'all hear that?
It worked. The symbols burned into the floor. The candles died and the room was filled with
meat more than we could ever need. We laughed. For one moment I believe we were saved. Something's
wrong. Father cannot eat it. Every bite makes him sick. His hunger only grows. The ritual
backfired with the sin of gluttony. The price was not meat. We found a solution. Father now
survives only on human flesh.
Yep. I've moved them somewhere hidden and safe. People come to this church seeking
shelter and forgiveness and I have to feed them to him so he can live. Then I'll make
sure they come. May God forgive me for what I must continue to do. Gavin.
So money clip that was that Gavin?
was that Gavin? Dog!
Now, I've moved them somewhere hidden and safe.
S-Leo, then I'll make sure they come. May God forgive me for what I must continue to do. Gavin.
That's Gavin it's over he called us
Chat, he caught us. It's over, dude. Imagine we're locked in here now. Oh, that's about
to say we're dead we're so dead he's not this bad anymore I just heard an
extra set of footsteps
what do I do
What?
If you're reading this, it's too late.
Oh my goodness, he's huge!
we actually did call it his dad was alive and he's just feeding them so you
found us I suppose there was no other way this could end this church was
starving long before you arrived no food no donations and my father was dying I
I searched for answers where I shouldn't have and old forbidden books
A ritual meant to provide food
It worked but it went wrong my father survived, but now we can only eat flesh human flesh. I
Couldn't let him die
So I did what I had to do
The children the travelers I
I told myself they were chosen that their sacrifice had meaning Mara is no
different and neither are you you're a monster
monster or not I'm still a son what is this
What you do come on, let's get out of here.
Yo shout out Graham for actually helping me. Thank you for saving me. We're not safe.
get out of here. I'll wait for you at the gate. Wait, what about Graham?
Yeah, where's Graham?
Should we just get out of here, but I want to see where Graham's at.
Ron, there's no time.
Bro, Gavin ain't gonna do nothing.
gonna do that. I mean, I wish he was square up on me out here.
Unless you got like a gun or something.
Well, I don't know where we're grams at.
Yeah, let's just get out of here.
You killed him.
You're not leaving.
Get over here
Can I just can I just can we just leave from the gate
What is this three lives were taken the children can still be saved but only by
those who paid attention. Oh my goodness, it was the coins, huh? I only found two.
Each coin restores a life.
Make your choice.
You have two coins.
Thomas, Elliot, Lily.
Bro, all we have two.
No.
No.
I
Don't have a third one
Can we go now? Yeah, we're leaving it's over. Okay. I trust you
Where was the third coin
Bro, that was a good game though W game
game. Man, I wonder where the third coin was. Game of the year though for that was actually
really good. Rate that on a scale of 1 to 10 chat. That was actually a really good game
there no joke w game for real that dev never fails us that dev has had nothing
but bangers every game no joke nothing but bangers all the time ski you know
I mean you best get you a fresh type you know hey you best get you a fresh type
you know cuz we don't go spooky time
What was the name of that game?
It was Kersk Meal.
That was a really good game though.
Lock in.
Hey.
You best change, you dypey bub.
My IP just popped up on the screen.
Get you a fresh type of old chat!
Cause it's smoking time again!
Yeah!
Who's making all that noise?
Cut it out!
CUT IT OUT!
Name of this game is...
You belong here.
Do you belong here, chat?
You belong here.
GG. What has happened? I'm back. Do we go B-sync? You already know we're going fabulous graphics
StarFordSystems.com what you talking about?
What's going on?
Why can't I select fabulous?
Why didn't let me select fabulous?
Let me select Fabulaursa!
Big doll.
Bro, let me... Bro, let me click it!
Whatcha doin'?
You're PC ain't good enough, bro, to StarFordSystems.com, what you talking about?
Man, lord!
It won't let me select fabulous!
Forget it!
Ouch!
Where am I at?
Where am I? Oh, that's what I said.
Oh, this game looked clean.
Oh my goodness, the sensitivity is out of control.
Oh, oh my goodness.
Yeah, something like that.
Oh, Lord, it's still too high.
Right there that should do it
Clean wow this looks really clean don't it look clean chat any screens here. Let me see no no strings here. We're good
Where am I
What why am I in an endless hallway
GG
This is surely not what I
I can tell you one thing, buddy. The FOV is a Rob Womb.
Hello?
Hello?
Set the table for your family. You don't have much time.
time yes ma'am what but who is this quick I'm trying to help you what are you
talking about hello set the table for my family I don't got much time okay
Wait a spaghetti. I got some spaghetti.
Okay, what do I need?
Who could be home?
I told Christie to lock the doors.
Honestly, to find everyone.
Okay, I'm sure there's more plates around here, yep.
There we go, we got two of them.
Boom.
Boom.
Okay, that looks, yo, this is creepy, what?
happening? What's going on? Hello? Bro, the resolution is messed up. You see how
that's like off the screen? You also notice how there's a bar at the bottom
and not the top the resolution is like off
dog what are these settings
that didn't fix it's not it's not even fit to the screen y'all notice that
that chair? Maybe it is because of a window mode. Hold up.
I don't have an F11 key so what do I have to press?
Is it alt enter?
GG. The game's messed up.
This isn't even my house. The hallway shouldn't be like this.
I could be hallucinating right now or dreaming.
None of this is adding up.
What's going on in here?
Christy? Honey, are you here? Emily? Isabel?
I don't think nobody home, big dog.
Hello?
Yeah, hello.
Did you make it?
What do you mean? I'm fine.
Look, I don't have much time to explain.
But once that music starts playing, there's nothing I can do to help you.
What?
You need to get out of that room. Now.
What music?
You'll hear it soon enough. What the luck? No, do not hang up on me
Let me just walk out the room. Oh
Lord
How do I get out of here
I
Said
You're making the world mine, the world!
I'm going.
We made it, we're good!
We're good, chill!
I need my medication, badly.
Hello?
Bathroom?
We gonna go boo-boo?
My pills should be somewhere in here, okay.
Let me find them things.
It's kind of dark in here though.
I gotta go boom boom I don't see no peels man it's dark over here I'm supposed to see
them over here throw over here I don't see no peels check y'all see some peelskies
button in the bathtub. Can't even see nothing over here. I'll handle this. What has happened?
That did not help me at all.
Yo, JJ with the 20 get the WJJ with the 20 get that I appreciate that JJ.
Thank you.
not even cheating they give you a game of option for a reason man
brah I'll see no peels up oh you can open the cabinet
I just heard something.
I'm hallucinating again, I need to get out of this bathroom, yeah, let's go.
What is going on?
JJ would another 30 gift at WJJ would another 30 gift and I appreciate that thank you
what's this room oh we got a little living room action okay our living room this is your living
room we need to clean this place up a little bit buddy it looks much older than ours though
and we don't have any of this green wallpaper either.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
I
Christie's purse why
Who's trying to get in here?
I can't do this! I'm stressed!
Just kill me!
Okay.
It's right here.
Two, seven, one, maybe.
No!
I'm touched!
I'm touched!
JJ with another 20 gift and thank you WJJ with another 20 gift and...
Seven-One-Two!
I'm dead.
Oh my goodness.
Oh
Oh, I appreciate it.
Oh, I appreciate it for not jump scaring me.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
All right, we got this this time, lock in.
Our briefcase.
Not our briefcase, but the letter R briefcase.
Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.
Yeah
Read this again
One, eight, one, eight, seven, easy.
Chad, we got it easy that time, yeah?
Oh, this game is so buggy. Oh my goodness.
Got it. We're out of here.
Where's my key?
I'm going to go.
Am I good to go?
Yo, JJ would another 20 gifted again.
WJJ would another 20 gifted again.
Lord have mercy.
I appreciate that JJ WJJ for real.
Oh, we made it. We're good.
Still no idea where I am. Yeah, yeah, me either, buddy.
I know Miles has something to do with this. Who is Miles?
How many miles is it?
Our foyer, almost.
Hello?
You going to hang up on me again, maybe solve more of your puzzles?
Hello Phillip, do you miss them?
What?
Your family.
Do you miss them?
What?
Are they okay?
They're fine.
You see that envelope on the table?
Yeah, I see it why.
What is it?
It's a letter from the company I work at.
What?
than they chose to terminate me all while they promoted my friend Miles it
almost felt intentional and I have so much dead accumulated already and how do
you know what how do you know what's inside you haven't opened the envelope
yet no of course i have wait good luck what
open it
uh-oh
we ain't gonna open it bro for real you gonna be like that you go you're gonna
be like that all right
None of these halls make sense.
Uh-oh.
Is this Miles basement?
I haven't been down here in forever.
No.
No.
No.
No!
No, no, no, no, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again.
I need a hand.
Not again, not again, not again.
I need a hint.
G.G.
Don't you see it?
You're walking through your sins.
You can't escape your past.
Oh Lord, I see some cheeks.
I'm going to get a little bit
good.
Leaving the stream on while I
W viewer for real. A lot of people seem for some reason to think that they're
not allowed to leave the stream on while they're sleeping. It's like, oh, I got to
go to bed. It's like big dog, you know, a laptop or a TV or a phone keeps playing
when you sleep, right? It's like, it's not a hard concept.
How do I get out of this? Oh, we made it. Yo, JJ with another 20 gifted. WJJ with another
20 gifted again. Oh my goodness. WJJ for real. I appreciate that. I'm glad that door
was unlocked. No need to solve another twisted puzzle. True. What's in here? Please don't
be creepy please yeah what is it this time is this mr. Oaks yeah you know my
name I get it just tell me what's next I'm sorry this is steel financials
mortgage servicing department we have been attempting to contact you your
mortgage remains unpaid for over 90 days now what oh I apologize I can get
the money soon we're just in a tight financial situation currently please
understand that if it is not paid within the next 30 days steel financial will
proceed with legal action I'll pay it as soon as possible I'm so sorry thank you
have a nice evening you too how you don't say have a nice evening after that
are you serious don't you tell me to have a nice evening after you threaten
to me with legal action?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Guilty!
I see it says guilty guilty
You know what you guilty of you ain't paying that mortgage
Did y'all just see that?
Look like a shadow.
What's happening?
I can't go in here.
GG. I'm lost. My right leg hurt and it's over. I know Miles is working behind my back. This
dude has some problems with Miles. Not gonna lie. You know what, Jack? It sounds like he's
jealous of Miles. That's what it sounds like. I think he's jealous of Miles.
The whole vibe has changed.
I think this is Miles' house again, just one of his all-
And the thing is, he seems to know so much.
He needs to know so much about Miles.
Yes?
Hello again.
Who is this?
It's not any bank.
You remember me.
Hello again.
Who is this?
It's not any bank.
You remember me.
I don't understand.
Don't you get it?
We're just grabbing from your memory down here.
Places, people, names, voices.
None of it has to make any sense.
Are you still upset with your coworker?
Yes!
Do you know where he is?
Oh, I know a lot about your friend Miles.
He's not my friend.
Can you just tell me where he is?
Why should I?
You know the issues we've been having recently and with us about to lose the
house it's been really bad. I would have thought that with nearly a decade of
working together he might have helped me out in some meaningful way. Hell even a
couple of grand would be amazing right now. Do you hear yourself Philip? True. Of
course I do. Go check that table back there. There's a letter for miles to
your boss. What? You sound very entitled, Phillip. What table? Yo, JJ, with the 20 get
it again, WJJ. Stephen, I just wanted to write this letter to say thank you. I know we've
been working together for nearly 10 years now, but that promotion meant a lot to me.
you're aware my family's been struggling financially recently and I know you were
gonna give it to Philip but we both know how much of a pain he can be I'll make
sure he stays on his feet but seriously thank you Stephen
I
Yoshi with the 20 get the W Yoshi are you serious miles?
Miles stole the damn promotion from me. He's dead when I see him. No. No, are you ready to see him?
No, stop. Where is he?
behind the door. Appreciate that, yes, sir.
Buddy, we're not about to kill this dude over a promotion.
Stop, Phillip.
Yo, this- Miles, where the hell are you?
Hello?
Did you find him?
No, where is he?
Do you remember this day, Phillip?
What? No.
You were livid.
I am right now.
You had your eyes set for miles when you saw that letter.
Where is he?
You ran into his bedroom.
You weren't even listening to what Miles was saying.
You started to push him.
You resisted and pressed back.
Maybe it was because you were off your medication
or the alcohol you had not so long ago.
Or maybe just the pure fury from reading that letter,
but you became increasingly more irritated.
What?
Miles wasn't listening, you thought.
So pushing became shoving, and shoving became tackling.
Miles fell.
He hit his head pretty badly.
Ouch.
You hardly even thought about it.
Miles was going to apologize for everything, right?
You started shaking him. Put your hand around his neck.
You don't recall clasping his neck that hard, right?
What? No, I didn't...
When you had finally come to your senses, and it took a minute, it was already too late. Miles wasn't breathing.
No, no, just stop.
You just sat there, realizing what it all did. You killed your own neighbor.
A co-worker.
You're a friend.
No.
No, go to hell.
You only thought about the consequences for getting caught.
But you didn't know how to hide a body.
You remember what you did, right?
Oh, God.
Open the door, Phillip.
What do you mean?
I didn't even get nothing!
He died!
Philip!
This isn't real.
But it is real, Philip.
I didn't mean for him to die. I wasn't drinking.
People have many names for this place. Some call it hell, others call it purgatory.
Purgatory, but it's all the same thing a manifestation of your conscience JJ with another 20
I didn't mean to kill him Jesus. Please just let me out of here. You do remember the police, right?
It didn't take long for them to show up
Jesus it was fun to see how far I could string you along
Please help me, you know Philip. I know many things about you where you went to school as a kid
your first love where you worked for much of your adult life but underneath all
of that there's something I know more than anything else a fundamental truth it
relates to you as a person
I didn't even do none.
Somebody said, somebody said Philip thinks he's nonchalant.
A. W. game. Other than the fact that I couldn't reset like the resolution of the game so it
was like kind of hanging off the screen. That was actually good. I'm not gonna lie. W
game for real. That was a good game. Chat rate that on a scale of one to 10. That was
actually good. Another scary game. You know what I do when I do another scary game. The
scary games been hitting for real. Not gonna allow to do another spooky for real. I
feel like that's the play I feel like that's the play tonight don't you chat I do them
spooky games
Yes!
Yeah, you think I can play like a good demon in a movie?
I'm like, so am I open to all of this?
Oh, my god.
Right.
Right.
How'd you make that sound?
That's just some demon action.
The rain doesn't else to say about it. That's just that's just some straight-up demon action right there
Ain't I'm wrong a little bit of demon action ain't that right chat?
Just a little bit of just a little bit of demon action going
Lock in
Another one
You best get you another died beyond
Spooky again! Name of this game? Could you ever guess what the name of this game is, Chad?
Just take a guess. What's the name of it? Just guess, just just guess.
cold rails cold rails not hot rails not room temperature rails cold I'm gonna
Prefire the sensitivity like right here. Yep. I'm a pre-fired at
Take that off
Lock in
After months of searching for a job whoo that's y'all's worst nightmare
What I finally got one as a bartender on a moving train bro, that sounds like a fire job
I should find my way to the bar.
You'll never believe it, but I over-adjusted the sensitivity.
Yes, over-adjusted it.
Perfect.
So we got a job as a bartender on a moving train.
I'm gonna be real with y'all.
That sounds like as good as a job would get for real.
Tell me it don't.
Yo this kind of cozy!
This is where I work at? Playing cards.
How you doing? Am I like your co-worker or something?
Hey, where have you been? I've been waiting for you. Bro, do not start with me, man.
So you're the new bartender. I'll show you the basics. Get behind the bar.
Are you like the boss or are you just my co-worker because I need to know that before I let you
just talk to me any way you want to because I got a problem.
Listen closely.
This right here is a making station.
Most of the drinks are made here.
Get a bottle, pour it in a glass and serve it.
Simple as that.
For the cocktails, you need to use the shaker.
We also have the kitchen area.
If you need help, the instructions are on the sketchbook above the fridge.
There's also a trash can if you need it.
Now that you know the basics, you can serve a few drinks.
Let's see how you handle it.
I'm going on a smoke break.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
Oh, cookie!
What do I do with it?
I guess I didn't need that.
Okay.
Hey, how you doing?
How you gonna ring the bell? I'm standing right here.
How you doing?
Hey, you must be the new guy. Welcome aboard. It's good to have you here. Thanks.
I've been the owner of this train for 10 years. Oh, he got motion? Oh my goodness.
It's always cold this time of year, but you'll get used to it. You just need a drink to keep
you warm. Give me a glass of whiskey. Let's see what you got. Coming right up.
You sure you don't want to orange juice because I'll know where the whiskey's at.
Yo your boy with the 25 get the W. Your boy with the 25 get that I appreciate that.
Thank you.
I don't know where the whiskey's at.
Oh.
Here you go sir.
Boom.
Right there.
Yes.
There you go sir.
Wow that was quick.
Thanks.
Good luck my friend.
the odor of the train is goaded. Whiskey river take my mind. Don't let our memory torture
me. Whiskey river don't run dry. How you doing? You doing okay? You ain't gotta ring the bell.
I don't think I've seen you around here before why are you here to work I work
here why did you accept this job for money you act like you don't know this
place is haunted. Man get out of here. I ain't got time for this. What you actually
don't know? What happened? Why is it haunted? Enlighten me. A few years ago there
was a missing person incident on this train. She was supposed to marry your
boss that week. But there were no traces of her ever since. Either she
jumped off the train or she fell. The train got a bad reputation because of
and it's been on a decline.
That's why you don't see many people riding this train.
It's mostly empty.
People report seeing a ghost lady in a dress.
Tell me you don't actually believe that.
Believe it, I've seen her with my own eyes.
Why are you on this train then?
I have to.
It's the only way to my town.
Anyway, just give me a glass of white wine.
People are already starting to scare me, chat.
white wine. Here you go. Wait, what? Oh, that's a whiskey glass. Oh, y'all are picky about it, huh?
Oh, oh, y'all are picky. I guess I'm gonna throw this away.
Wineglass. Oh, there we go. Wineglass. Boom. There you go. Alrighty. That looked kind of nasty.
You look like, I mean, it kinda looks like lemonade.
There you go.
Thank you.
I'm gonna take a nap now.
Take care.
Yo, hold up.
Job easy.
Hey kid, you can't be in here.
We serve alcohol.
We're your parasite.
We'll get a load of this, loser.
We'll get a load of this, loser.
Yo, somebody said bro looks like a Q-tip.
Yo!
Yo!
I'm crying.
I'm crying
Look at this loser your boy with the fire thank you
What's good buddy, you know mister I get a glass of milk in a cookie
Sure, bud.
Get you a glass of milk and a cookie.
There you go.
Got a cookie real quick.
Thank you so much, mister.
Can I ask you something?
Sure, kid.
Is it true that this train is haunted?
No, it's just a story.
You have nothing to worry about my mom says the same thing, but at night there's these weird sounds coming from the hallway
It keeps me
Can't get over it. Why are you looking like? Oh
My goodness dude, I'm about to pass out
I'm sure it was just a win.
Thank you, mister.
He was so polite, man.
He's a good kid, but golly.
Lord have mercy, bro.
Bro built like a match.
Dude, I can't, bruh.
Hold on one second.
I'm about to pass out.
You're gonna rain?
I'm standing right here.
Yeah, let's rain.
Let's rain a bit.
I'm gonna stand right here.
Yeah, let's rain a bit.
What can I get you?
Can I get a glass of orange juice, please?
You sure can.
Oh, I gotta do that.
My head hurting now.
Here you go, ma'am.
Thank you so much.
Can I ask you something?
Sure, go ahead.
Are you the nurse here on this train?
Yes, and for a long time.
Did you have any weird cases?
Too many.
A lot of people come to my office
They have red rashes on their skin and all of them report seeing a lady in a dress. What so is for real?
Have you seen anything like that
What a lady in a dress. I like to say I didn't but I have I better get going now
Wait, so that dude wasn't lying it is honing
So I said I think that's a hip of violation now she didn't give too much information
How you doing
How you doing, sir? I
Don't think we've met
I'm the guy that mocks the floors around here
You a janitor you must have seen some weird stuff that's been going on on this train
You actually believe that oh so you ain't see nothing
Well, I don't
Those are just stories for children
So you've never seen a creepy lady in a dress
I keep my head down clean the floors and get the job done keep it to myself, you know
respectable
Give me a nice cup of coffee. Will you yeah, I got you right here, sir one second
Is that the coffee mugs right there
Okay cup of coffee yeah
What's that sir, I got your coffee coming right up
here you go this will keep me awake through the ship see you later
did you see the turd cutter on that guy Lord have mercy
What's good big dog?
What you want man?
Okay, so you got the hang of it.
I'll take it from here.
You'll do the night shift.
Night shift?
Don't tell me you're scared.
I don't know these stories that people are saying seem real to me.
go to your room and get some sleep make sure you're here at 11 p.m. sharp bro
there is not enough traffic on this train to justify a night shift why is
every oh my goodness
bro why do I gotta bro this my room I can't remember
They got me working a night shift chat. Come on
Jump off the train how fast you think a train would have to be going for you to survive jumping off of it with snow like that
I feel like if it's going like 40 you can hit the snow
Oh, I got chills for real dog
That was a dream.
That was just a dream.
We're good. We're up now.
Let's go to work, I guess. And of course we're working the night shift.
Y'all think that was a dream chat? I hope it was.
Oh my goodness. It is dark. Big dog. There's no way y'all keep the bar open when it's this dark in
here. Can we not cut some lights on? Hello?
Right on time. Good luck, man. I'm going to sleep. Wait. I seen her last night.
She came to my room. It was probably just a bad dream. You'll be fine. It was not.
I was fully awake. Whatever, man. I'm going to bed. Forget you!
We're going to get any customers late at night in here.
What's good, Q-Tip? Hey, why are you not in bed right now? My mom built up to go to
the bathroom. I didn't want to be alone in the room. Okay. So I came here. You need to
go back to your room your mom be looking for you you don't want to worry
why don't I give you some cookies and milk and you go back to your room is
that okay okay this little kid just came in here just to get so I can feel bad
for me give him some cookies and milk oh that's a whiskey you know hold on
I ain't trying to give you no whiskey glass, I won't kid.
Hold up.
I grabbed the wrong thing, chill.
All right.
All right, Q-Tip, be good, man.
Have a good night.
Don't be waking up middle of the night no more for real.
There's some creepy stuff going on.
Kitty!
Yeah, this place ain't gettin' no customers late at night.
they said that was barely on.
How are you doing?
Red wine, please.
I need something to relax.
This job is making me stressed.
You must be the maid.
And you must be the new colleague everybody's talking about.
One red wine coming up.
All right, ma'am.
Red, red wine.
All right.
There you go.
Here you go.
Thank you so much.
Hey, do you think this train is haunted?
I can't say I saw the lady myself,
but there were moments where I heard some sounds of crying.
And I had this feeling like somebody's watching me
all the time, following my every step.
Even our boss is not the same ever since the incident happened.
He's in his fancy room all day
and he keeps it locked at all times.
I'm not allowed to clean it anymore.
I bet he has something to do with all this.
Probably.
All this stress is making me talk too much.
I better get going, see you around.
She's cool, I'm not gonna lie, she's cool.
built like a bowling pin with the five gifted.
Oh, that's the boss.
That's the boss.
Hey, sir.
Hey, boss, do you need a drink?
Sure do.
Give me a beer and a martini. I can do that for you sir right coming right up
beer
boom
Got the beer way to martini
What's a martini I
Don't know what a martini is
What's a martini made out of?
There's the beer.
Firm mouth, gin and ice equals martini.
Okay, fur mouth.
Gin.
What an ice cube, Dan.
So what an ice... what an ice cube?
Oh, hey, sorry.
What do I put it in a whiskey glass no sir. I'm so sorry I am new here sir. Oh my goodness
There you go sir. Here you go. Thanks. Hey boss I just want to say sorry for what happened
your wife. It must be terrible. Yes, it is. This train's never been the same again. We
lost so many customers. People actually believe this train is haunted. I fear it
is. It was all over the news. I wish it never happened. You think he had something
to do with the chaff?
He said people, I didn't believe this train was haunted at first either, but
I've done seen her pop up like five times.
You know what the vibe of this game reminds me of?
It reminds me of kiosk.
I wonder if it's the same dev.
How you doing?
Hey there.
I heard over the radio about what happened here,
and I've been obsessed with it.
I've got my camera and my ghost sensor all set up.
This dude thinks he's going to be a ghost hunter.
I want to get the picture of a lady in a dress.
Did you maybe have any encounters with her?
I'm not sure.
You look pale, like you've seen her.
Just give me two coffees, please.
Two coffees?
Bro's heart's going to explode in his chest.
Two coffees.
There's one.
He's small screaming yeah he's low-key creeping me out.
There's two.
Thanks.
Good luck on your little journey.
I hope I can get a picture of her and get famous.
Wishful thinking bud.
Wishful thinking.
I drink at least two monster or a Red Bull today.
He'll be good.
That ain't that bad.
Just two of them.
I don't think two of them.
It's two of them that bad.
If it's the sugar-free ones,
I don't think it's that bad.
How you doing?
Orange juice and a cookie, please.
I do not know about that combo.
Orange juice and a cookie?
I mean, I ain't judging you,
but there you go.
Thank you.
I need to get back to work.
A woman had a panic attack yesterday,
saying she saw a,
saying she saw a ghost on the train
that looked like a lady.
She has to go to the hospital as soon as we arrive.
It's not even the first time it's happened.
You've never had a one's juice in a cookie? Not together. That don't seem like it's good.
Is that good? Who is this? This dude thinks he's cool. You can already tell this dude
thinks he's cool. Oh my goodness. Hello sir. What can I get for you? I'll get a martini
a beer. I'll I also have some questions for you. What? Yo, your boy with the hundred gifted subs,
that is absolutely insane. Give me some Ws for your boy with the hundred gifted subs. Oh my
goodness. That is insane. I appreciate that for real. Thank you. That is crazy. I appreciate
you for real. Thank you, your boy with the hundred gift that I appreciate you.
What did he say he wanted?
a martini and a beer all right I can do that for you sir how do I make a martini
vermouth vermouth gin vermouth your boy with another 20 w your boy with another
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Vermouth, Jen, Ice Cube right here. Boom. Shake that up.
A.W. Employee for Real Chat. No joke.
Boom. Let me get that in a, uh, let me get that in a, uh, one of these.
There we go, yep. Chad, be honest, am I a good employee right now? I need some information
about your boss. What can you tell me about him? Not much, I just started working here.
He lost his wife in the incident a few years ago and now he's spent his time locked in
his room. But really you should speak with the maid. I think she knows her the best.
Okay. Thank you. GG. We just snitched. It's over. We're over here.
Given information that shouldn't have been given. It is over.
We did too much already. We're losing our job. GG.
Yo, this job is chill. Would you be a bar?
Would you be a bartender on a train like this?
How you doing, sir?
Give me a whiskey. I can do that for you right here.
Boom, whiskey. Simple and easy. Wait, are you supposed to be drinking on the clock or maybe you're off work right now?
I don't know. Hey man, can I ask you something?
I have this crazy theory that maybe the boss has something to do with the disappearance of his wife.
You're crazy. I know my boss would never do something like that. He's an honest man.
I'm forever grateful to him for this job. I'm never coming to this bar ever again.
What? Dude, it was just...
I'm losing my job for that. He's gonna go snitch to the boss. It's over. Yo,
the ghost lady's actually real dude stop I'm just trying to do my job I just
heard the doors open okay
how you doing hey did my son come by here earlier oh you talk about Qtip
Yeah, yeah he did he said he was scared I gave him some cookies and he left he's
scared of the lady in the dress I don't know how to calm him down maybe the nurse
can help I'm not sure I can trust anybody on this train can I get a glass of
red wine you sure can ma'am one second wine glass red wine right there there
There you go. There you go, man. You have a good one.
That's all Q-tips, Mom, Chad.
Who called me?
Hey, I need help in room five. Please hurry.
Sure. See you in a bit.
Wait, what?
Wait, I do room service, too?
Lord have mercy!
number five so they need some help
no
bro this game is gonna be so good bro that was a go to demo just say another
demo that we got to wait for the full game to drop bro we need this game to
come out soon. This game is going to be fire man. No joke. Yo W demo actually that was so
good chat. Tell me that was not fire right there. W demo for hopefully that game comes
out soon. That was fire. W game. Great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey! Appreciate y'all
for kicking it with your boy again tonight preset all the gift this subs
don't know those bits follows the course I'm preset all y'all for this hangin out
hey you'll have to do a rest y'all tonight have a good day tomorrow see y'all
tomorrow ladies and gentlemen I'm a night
peace out y'all