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How's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10 chat?
Let me hear it.
How are we doing on a scale of 1 to 10?
People are guessing too easily.
You'll speak with the five quips with the five
and k-cells bootman preset to five.
Hold on.
What?
Yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, we got to issue you.
We got to issue here, and it's undeniable.
is actually undeniable.
Chat, type one if we have an issue here.
There is some inside trading somewhere along the line
skis.
There is some inside trading going on because what you
mean, this is a 74%.
Right?
What you mean by that, buddy?
actually we got some problem and I don't know if it's even possible to get to the
bottom of it, Chad, I really don't. I don't think it's possible to get to the
bottom of it. I think it's cooked. You rotate the same three colors, LOL. I literally
don't but okay bud. I have gray red blue, what else? gray red blue black and pink.
Now pink comes out over now and in, but it's still a thing, right? It's still one that's
in the bag, so to speak, and why we got white, too?
That's a whole six colors.
So you can't blame it on me because there's some insider
trading going on.
I got nothing to do with it, buddy.
I'm just throw some on and I show up.
That's it.
You know what I should do?
I should just get a whole different, just man, whole different set of them.
I should retire all the base colors now.
I should go like yellow, like line green,
we can keep purple and pink in there
and it go like,
I don't know,
orange, we could go orange in there,
that's five.
Yeah, we could go some orange.
And then like, and then like what?
I don't know what T.O. is. I have no idea.
Anything outside of the basic colors.
I have no idea what a teal is, right?
Hey, K's, hope you're having a great night of you tried slash seam, the new Frank's Red Hot Sauce, Meal and McDonald's.
The what?
This doesn't exist.
Why the minute it does?
Are you my name?
They put it in my big nugget there.
They put it on your big asking.
They even put it on.
This is carried on. I'm living carried on.
On my big muffin?
Yeah. They put the **** on everything.
on my make my phone.
Yeah, they put the f*** out of everything.
Hey, Graham, all right, how many?
Only at McDonald's.
Hey, guys, I'll continue to have my phone on,
so I'm trying the Frank's right out of the premier early
chicken make my phone and have it.
Egg, what's the need to do?
I've never heard of that!
Don't do that.
You guys were too cool, I haven't done agriculture yet.
I thought you'd like to see those things.
I know.
You don't know.
There ain't no such thing as a place where hot meal.
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Today's adventure would you rather snacks and junk food addition?
And this is my roots right here.
This is easy, easy right here.
What's you talking about?
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All right, let's jump into the address challenge.
challenge, kicking things off, would you choose a cupcake or a muffin?
I personally wouldn't choose either of them, but I go.
I'm a go cupcake.
What's up with these eight odd videos, Chad? We're good.
I'm not a hostess, and I don't go out and look at accusations.
Which do you prefer, Pringles or Lays?
That's what you made, you can't even compare those!
I gotta go Lays, big dog, I'ma keep it a stack with you.
I got to, I absolutely got to. That that's just what it is. That's just because at the end of the day,
and this is going to sound like the most slow, take ever, right? But the only reason I'm going
to get lays over some prangles is because there's more in the bag. If they had bags of lays
Like the only reason you don't get laser the Pringles because there's a whole bunch of them.
When there's a kind of Pringles you got to walk out of the store with like eight cans of Pringles, then you're looking stupid.
Right?
Zoosy with the five.
Pringles have more big dog. We get the party size around here. No, they know.
the chance big I don't know you got to be five years old if you think a can of
bringles is big bro when I was a kid the concept of eating a whole can of
bringles in one sitting seemed like the most foreign thing ever and that it
wasn't possible and then would you grow into a dog you realize a whole
can of bringles in one sitting is nothing it's not and you know what else I
And you said he was insanely,
something that could never be done when I was a kid.
My mom used to give me these little bags of lived in noodles.
Y'all ever had to live in noodles?
She would get me either the Alfredo lived in in noodles
or the butter and the earth lived in noodles.
And you would throw them with some butter and some milk
and you'd even microwave the whole bag.
And I could shoot all of them
and they'd have like a bowl or some of them.
They'd be like two or three more bowls left over after that.
I never thought a million years
that that's something you would eat in one sitting.
But when I grew up,
I was like, oh, that's right.
Mr. Robio Bramoffer, some money with the five gift.
Thank you.
Are you team Churros or team Waffles?
Waffles.
That's that's easy, waffle.
What is this video you're gonna eat or hamburger we two people are gonna stop pizza get out of here specifically to CC's pizza
That man my mom made
It's just it's just more better
This is a tale is all this time we I probably answered this would you rather 20,000 times in my career
Which ice cream brand would you go for Venon Jerry's or Hagen does?
Yes
I don't even know what that is over.
I'm gonna go be in I guess.
We're with the fire.
Would you rather snack on Swedish fish or gold fish crack?
I would rather be...
Oh my goodness!
I would all man.
I don't I just all man.
I would rather all-dude, I can't even describe the horrors.
I would rather be locked in a room with no windows and no door, and a Christmas tree with no
decorations on it, a whole Christmas tree, and I'm not allowed to leave the room until I
eat the entire Christmas tree, which in other words is an impossibility, so I would just
be stuck in a blank room for the rest of my life until I die.
That each sweetest fish are goldfish.
But if I had to choose the sucker which ever
fate, I guess I'd rather suffer the goldfish.
They're both future though.
Salad Dodger with the five.
You'll do the flame and hot cheeto pops on the right.
If I'm a go-talkie's versus flame and hot cheeto puffs, I would rather have flame and hot cheeto puffs.
But if it's talkie's versus regular flame and hot crunchy cheetos, I might create a flame
hot crunchy cheetos too.
But talkies are better than the flame and hot crunchy's, but they're not better than
the flame and hot puffs.
So if it's puffs I'm going to cheat on.
Oh my mum.
Topies are trash, just say you're five years old, bud.
Which we will find.
Do you prefer orange juice or apple juice?
Orange juice.
I like apple juice, but I can't overuse all day.
with the fire. Which candy would you choose?
Sour Patch Kids or Jelly Beans.
Big Dog. This is like playing a pickup basketball game and they ask you who do you want on your team?
Lebron James or Kendrick Perkins. There is no it that's not even same universe of discussion.
It's disrespectful to have sour patch kids even in the same conversation as jelly beans like are you dead serious?
Dog hello
You know, what's up with this video? Why would you even disrespect me about putting this in here?
Peanut butter or Nutella? I'm getting hungry just then.
Shut up! Peanut butter. I need to sit here, don't you have two sits here. Just say to two things, just shut up!
I won't get home, you know, you don't think you're either way. Come on, you get home, you're either way.
Cookies are macarons. Tell me which one is your favorite.
Stop with the little bone in there!
Cook!
Ponce over the file!
That's for a pretty panties, who's mudmunked.
Would you opt for blondies or brownies?
Big dogs, oh what?
That's just a cookie.
But I'm gonna be real with you, it looks better, so I'm gonna go blinding.
Which staple do you prefer, rice or noodles?
Hey, I'm gonna say it right now.
Like no offense to Rice, Rice is great.
I like me some Rice action.
But it's not even comparable to news.
Would you pick cookie dough or cosmic brownies?
Now, we're talking to cosmic brownies that come in a little package and they're kind of
thin, and they got the little crunches all the time, bobbin?
Yeah, yeah, I'm a, yeah, all day, every day, realistic with how many come out?
You know what I mean?
Gatorade or Prime, which one would you choose?
I've never had prime in my life, but Gatorade is also mid,
but since I've had Gatorade, there's a couple flavors
that I do mess with, so I gotta choose the one
that I've had, I've never had the other.
Gotta go Gatorade.
Wee, what the pie?
Fuck.
Which do you prefer to drink coffee?
Yay!
Coffee.
Man, man!
Pope Bull or Caesar salad, tough choice.
Oh, instantaneous death by being thrown into a live volcano, and my entire body evaporates
into nothing but steam, gaffy, his air, and it's just recycling into one singular
range drop that falls on somebody's garden and helps it to make a plant grow.
actually you'd have to kill me. But I'd rather go Caesar salad, I guess. Because whatever that is over there, I'm good on that.
Like they need to rename pokeball into uh we put every bad thing in the world into one bowl bowl.
Like pokeball, like the hammer and poke it out of my side.
Like dawg, that looks like actually the nasty is probably the nasty thing I've ever seen.
I cannot believe how bad that looks.
That's like every bad thing ever.
That's just there.
And I'm tweaking.
Are you choosing a bagel or a sandwich?
Uh, a sandwich?
It's just sushi in a bowl. Big dog, that don't look nothing like no sushi over there.
Man, I don't know.
Are you choosing a bagel or a sandwich?
I don't answer that while you ask it again.
I'm going to go host this snowball here, but only specifically because those hostess cup
cakes are disgusting.
I'm sorry.
And the weird thing about the snowballs are they have some weird texture to them?
There's something wrong with the hostess snowballs.
There's like some kind of squishy action going and it don't feel right, bro.
I'm not going.
You know, I'm not going to lie, but if you know you know, there's some kind of squishy
action going with the hostess, no balls.
And I was going to say, don't feel right.
I don't know.
It's no.
It, it, no.
It's your pick.
I like the pink ones, though.
You ever had the pink host to snowballs?
My granny used to keep those in the house all the time.
She probably still does.
The pink host to snowballs.
Every time I go to a granny's house, she has so many pink ones in there.
I always give me one.
The texture would throw me off without eat that thing.
Panna Cotta or Tira Masu. Leave a comment to tell me what you have to do.
I have no idea what a Panna Cotta is. I'm a don't you release you just because I saw it.
I've never had a Tota toast or peanut butter and jelly toast.
You're either two years old or you're a sophisticated person.
The only person eating Nutella toast over a peanut butter and jelly is somebody who was
legitimately five years old or just straight up an animal.
Like dog, what?
Grow up.
what is disgusting filthy loser just say
do you so lucky I can't find it you would actually impact up oh my goodness you're so lucky
Which one do you want?
Would you rather have Coca-Cola or iced tea? Ice tea? What you talking about?
What you talking about? That's not even close.
Yeah, that's not even like the remotely close.
Do you like your fries with ketchup or with mayonnaise?
Where is the normal person option where you just eat the fried straight up?
How bad are the fries that you're making that you just have to have something to dip
in?
I don't understand.
No flash, but you have to talk about this button long, though.
I'm a state again.
If you have a French fry that you have to dip in something, it's not worth eating to start
with.
If the French fries aren't good enough to eat by themselves, just don't even eat it.
even either.
What truly?
There's two options when it comes to fries.
Either eat them how they are, or through two bad to eat,
I give them to dogs or something.
Get out.
It's not like a chicken dog in a fucking,
I'm not a frown man, Mike.
Bro doesn't have taste.
Your name is literally Reese's lover, four seven two.
I do not like this log out.
And I just clicked on your profile.
You have a bag of Reese's mini's as your profile picture.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm not a fan of this.
That's got to be a sponsored chatter right there.
Would you choose a chocolate croissant or a plain croissant?
Playing croissant.
Now, all we've started interjecting some sweets in the regular stuff.
That's supposed to be savory and I'm so sick of it, man.
Like, actually, it is, it is a bridges.
Have the sweet lovers always interject sweet to the stuff that's supposed to be savory.
And you know what a huge problem is,
brek this food like that.
Like dog, let us get a sausage biscuit man.
Why you don't do a blueberry or some chocolate or something?
Like I don't get it.
Now, I know what I'm gonna do when he's now,
because I just got I'm this man.
RING DINGS ARE WIPPYES! I'm torn. What would you pick?
No, you're not. You've never been hiding their one of these because they're not even real.
I don't know what these are these all. They both look like they would instantly kill you if you ate one.
But I guess I'm gonna go WIPPYES!
Unemployed turtle with a thigh!
Which would you rather eat a taco or a burrito?
Uh, tacos are great.
Don't get me wrong.
We've had this discussion a million times.
But my, my, my stance stands true.
I never switch up burritos clear.
A good burrito? Come on, man.
Come on. I don't let it round. That's just what it is.
Where you with a fat.
Pancakes are crepes.
Which one gets your vote?
Well, I don't told you, I know about the 8th, no creepy man.
How many thousands of them bring up these creepy and these videos, bro?
Pay attention!
I speak for everybody watching right now, nobody in here has ever eaten a creepy
before.
Nobody.
I speak for everybody.
You're welcome.
I speak for everyone.
Which fast food chain do you prefer?
Donald's or Burger King in the year of in the year of February
2020 six it is absolutely
Unapologetically official that the better eatery to go to if you want something that's gonna taste
Let's you to make the better is Burger King straight up if you go to Burger King and you get some
jalapeno cheddar bites and you get like a big fish sandwiched as better than anything that
McDonald's has. But if McDonald's is own point and their nuggets and everything's good,
then it's close. But the jalapeno cheddar bites from burking are better than anything on McDonald's
menu, like actually. And it's truly, it's insane how good they are. Legitimately, it's perfect.
If you haven't had them, you're doing yourself a disc justice. No, yeah.
Yeah, it is that it is, man. It is just it is what it is.
Would you go for nuggets or fish sticks?
Call me crazy. I don't think I've ever been faced with this specific question before
actually. I don't think I've actually, as common as this would seem, I don't think I've
never face this specific one.
But you can call me crazy if you want to.
Look here and it no rage, wait on my life.
If I'm lying, I'm straight up dying up in this thing.
I would rather have some fish sticks instead.
I'm dead serious on my life.
You can hook me up to a lie to take the test right now.
It's some good fish sticks versus some good chicken nuggets.
I'm taking fish sticks every time.
I'm dead serious, you can ask my parents.
I've been eating fist sticks, my parents ate fist sticks.
I used to go to the grocery store,
I would get me some fist sticks.
I would eat me up from fist sticks
and other my parents would be mad
because the whole house might like fist sticks
and I don't like fist sticks.
And it's all I ever bring up fist sticks
to my parents.
They immediately might go into the convulsions
and start tweaking because they hate fist sticks so bad.
But me, I love them.
Tim's grieving widow with the five, thank you.
The way they look the fog.
Which candy bars your favorite? Kit-Catter Snickers.
I'm gonna go Kit-Catter, bro. I'm sorry.
Do you ever have to whack chocolate, Kit-Cats, man?
Dude, oh bad, it's, it's not dude.
If you include the watch-off it can catch,
and that's just, it's funny that it's a landslide.
Man.
Deeper for ice cream or yogurt?
Big dog, I don't even have to answer this.
Keep this respect to me, we'll be squesting real.
Would you pick a milk shake or a hot chocolate?
I'm milkshake, get out of here.
And if I drink it at hot shower, we get a lost go-mine.
Cinnamon roll or Swiss roll? I'm Team Cinnamon roll.
Which team?
Which team? Nothing. You ain't never ate anything because you were a robot.
What is that?
What is this?
Why is it blue?
You know, Crochet Ginger with 5,000 BSW Crochet Ginger.
High case, the life size case, so project and entire series is done.
Worse day 20 to see the reveal, Mama Case told me it was 30 pounds more than you.
True. Yeah, I'm a peep that W Crochet Ginger. I got a peep that for real.
Um,
Case you should know, be the first to know this, since you put it in charge of the suit market when you left.
the F and my beloved husband, Tim passed away last night on the toilet, no, TMKB did, not
he ain't dead, why you lie?
But, uh, Pixie, thank y'all, look that pre-sate to Pixie, hey, case, I want to say you're
my favorite streamers, you met my nice bit, I was also wondering if you could tell my
and Sasha, she's no.
Hey, Sasha, she said you're dumb,
but you're her best friend too.
I didn't say you were dumb though.
Oh my goodness, look at this bit, Miss.
I tried here, I don't know if I can read that.
Yo, yam, what the 20 gifted W, yam,
what the 20 gifted TJ, what the five
and what the five is, well, W, yam,
and Rooney with the five.
Yo, look at these bits right here.
Can I even read this?
Oh my, yo, hey man, look, that's crazy, I don't know, I appreciate you for the bits, man.
And it's also by the chat, man, said, no, we don't.
Are you from France?
Are you all got beef?
The France in Britain dot beef?
Do they for real?
It looks like all got beef.
You have granted.
You'll have your birthday, Laila.
You'll have your-
Happy early birthday as well, Kiki, thank you, Ashlyn with the five.
All right, it's chips, not for eyes.
Respectfully, no, it's not.
Anyway, I'm going cinnamon roll here with ease.
You prefer-
No, but what the fuck?
Sushi or noodles?
Remember you can only choose one.
BAAAHHHHH!
Bro, this video is disrespect to me, bro.
What do you mean you could only choose one?
That's the whole point of video.
Barbarcos, what the fuck?
I'm going noodles anyway.
I like me some sushi, don't get me wrong.
But noodles are the best food culinary thing
that ever existed by the way.
So just say, and we're going to a noodles.
Is it?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You want me to start my own noodle,
just hold company, man.
As much as I love noodles, bro.
I just need to start my own new old company, bro.
You already got one.
Now that's just the flavor of the game or self-snoodles, that wasn't, that was just the flavor.
Bro, I would create the best, like dollar $2, oh my goodness, bro.
may mawn new list of real.
Which treat would you choose?
Smors or Moonpies?
I'm a ghost mors here, no joke.
I do?
I'd mess with Moonpies, I'm a ghost mors.
Chris Redfield's G-Shring with the five.
Yeah, I'm the one smaller bear.
Do you prefer chocolate or other types of candy?
Other types of candy, thank you very much.
Which would you choose more often?
Fruts or vegetables?
Throw into a bottomless pit.
But now you know what? Now let me take that back, viral with the five. I actually do like quite a bit of fruits.
I can't say the same for vegetables. I like apples. I like grapes. I like oranges or okay.
I don't miss what bananas and I like lemons.
My favorite fruit is easily a lemon, like easily, not even close a lemon.
Bailey with the father, Maddie with the father, thank you.
Yeah, I like watermelon too, yep.
Lemon tart or apple pie?
Which dessert do you like?
I don't know what lemon pork is.
I'm gonna go apple pie.
I don't know what a lemon pork is.
I have no idea.
I'm gonna go apple pie.
I don't know what a lemon pork is.
I have no idea.
I don't know what a lemon pork is.
I have no idea.
Would you rather have a sweet crate or a savory crate?
Ain't no bad.
I'll save replay beat.
My god, ladies, what we eat a thief is so bad.
It's a crazy party.
They're always in these videos
and I've never seen one IRL.
I think they don't exist.
Leon's better than Chris Redfield
with the five you are actually banned.
Chocolate lava cake or a brownie.
Which dessert would you pay?
I mean, dude.
I don't want my mom with picker chocolate lava cake
because I think is it Chili's that has one?
Does Chili's have to talk to Lovicate or somewhere?
I guess you ain't gonna tighten it, Mom.
I guess you ain't gonna go and you ain't gonna move to tighten it today.
Anyway, every time we would go to León Candies with the five,
the five. Thank you. Every time we would go to Chilli's or something, my mom would always
get the chocolate lava cake with the ice cream action. See you in Lothano to the sand sand.
what you know feel like hyphenine
what
just now seen the use laid out
is the uh... is is chillies where he was getting that chocolate
lava cake
Yeah, a molten lava cave.
All right, I'll just pay on the other side.
All right, lucky.
But anyway, I would personally go round, you know.
Slopper Define!
Would you prefer lasagna or shepherd's pie?
I have absolutely no idea what a Shepherd's party is and I never have.
But just from the look of that big old, no, I'm a go-las-on-you.
And actually that specific las-on-you're right there looks good for real.
Gummy strawberries or smurf gummies.
Is this a plug? Why is this so specific? Gummy strawberries, I guess.
Is this a plug for surf gummies or something? Why is this so specific?
Which candy would you choose? Twinkies or oatmeal creme pies?
Oh, Twinkie's fell off, oatmeal cream pie. Easy. Next question, that's too easy. Bearded
with the pie. Twinkies are not good no more. Before they got recalled, they was good when
I was a kid. But now days they meet and to be honest though, oatmeal cream pie fell off
too. They both fell off the face of the planet, but oatmeal cream pies are still better.
because it's some point in time. I don't know when this happened and they both suffered
the same fate of the feeling ratio compared to the crust ratio used to be perfectly balanced.
Now if you look at oatmeal creep out all your taste and it's like the crust. Same thing
with it's winky. It's ridiculous. Hope we're gonna buy it.
What?
Which brand would you pick?
Starbucks or KFC?
I've no joke, no joke.
Never have I ever in my life been to a Starbucks.
I've never even, I don't think I've ever been in a Starbucks parking lot just to like pull
over for a minute.
Bayley with the final song. I have to obviously have to be okay. I see here. And KFC's not that.
Would you rather have onion rings or mozzarella sticks?
Y'all know my whole onion ring. Deal.
Right. My whole deal with onion rings is that when you eat most of them, you take a bite out of the onion ring and the whole onion slides out and you ain't left with nothing but crust.
And for that fact, specifically, I'm going to go mozzarella sticks.
You all ever had the mozzarella sticks from rallies aka checkers all man holiday and chicken with it with the team. Thank you
Yeah, yeah
Which fruit do you prefer apples or pears?
Never had a pair
Apple
I've never had a pair, but I know it's not as good as asses.
Pizza Hut or Domino's, I'm leaning toward Pizza Hut.
Which do not lean into anything because you're not real.
CC's pizza. Me and CC's obviously have a little deal going on. I'm just gonna throw that in there that
CC's. But, and this might make a few people mad right here when I say this, but almost any
pizza in the world is better than Domino's, like actually. Domino's is like one of the,
it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a greedously bad. It's like, it's so bad it makes me upset. Domino's
is like the only pizza place I've ever eaten were the crust is truly inedible. Domino's
crust is, should be borderline illegal how bad it is. I can't believe how bad their crust is.
It is it's it's on it's unreal
What's that back like I said something crazy?
What are you me?
The old and pizza I've never had this worst in a domino speech is the so-and-o pizza
Dude, I do not know how this war no pizza is a stealing business
Disorders are univonically some of the nastiest swap to ever be conceived to man
I'm scared this about this one over for us eight again if you get a disordered pizza
You might as well take the disordered pizza out of box throw the pizza away and put the box in it
I'm gonna eat the box it will taste the same
Eight bit with the file. Thank you
Do you choose steak or chicken?
Chicken.
Move a versatile and you don't feel like death after eating it.
You eat a big old juicy steak.
You feel like you're going to die on two hours.
Do you prefer sweet popcorn or salty popcorn bro? Come on
Solve here we go. It's again a bottom people with the sweet won't the interject all your sweetness on food that don't need it
Same thing with popcorn. I got none against you know like cracker jacks
Other than cracker jacks cracker jacks actually really good, but regular popcorn you can't you can't beat it
You can't beat it
Spaghetti, bowl, and easy, or carbonara.
Which pasta would you pick?
I have no idea what...
I'm a goat.
The only carbonara I've ever had was the like boldack noodles and the pink bag.
So I'm a goat carbonara.
Do you prefer your bread with the crust on or with the crust removed?
I mean, just to be completely realistic, it is undeniably better without the crust, like
it just is. And you'll have all these old heads say you're
solved for saying that. But it's just better. The
crust it just sucks. Every slice of bread. See what there's
some goop in the chat right there are you five. That's all
that do you have no other people who get mad at people for
decrust in the bread. They're only argument is are you five.
Butting, it is objectively better without the crushed ads nothing to it.
You need the nutrients.
If you're eating bread for nutrients, you're going to die.
but sugar, bud.
Grow up. That's all y'all got to say.
Congratulations. You're rough and tough.
John Wayne in the 1850s Cowboy style.
Yeah, I like my bread with some crust action.
I don't care.
No crust is legitimately better than with crust. Now I eat my bread with the crust on it because I don't feel like sitting there taking it off
But it's did it. I mean come on ask yourself this all you people think the crust serves a purpose
If the whole slice of bread was just the crust, would you still need it?
And if you answer that question with yes, you'll just be in disingenuous, like action.
Okay, then you're just long.
Then everybody in here.
Which berry do you prefer?
Strawberries or raspberries?
Never had a raspberry on the most strawberry.
Would you rather eat sausages or a hot dog?
Man.
That's the same thing pretty much.
Like these are like almost the same exact thing.
Now they're not exactly the same, but come on.
Uh, sausage, 100% sausage.
One is real meat, one is it.
Now hot dogs are real meat.
It's just floor sleepens.
But it's real meat.
That's what my dad always used to say, Brad growing up.
My dad would always say, well, hot dog ain't nothing
but some floor sweepers from the factory floor after
they're not cooking the sausages.
He said the same thing would belong to.
He still eats it, I still eat it too, it's good.
Mars or Twix.
I prefer Mars.
Which is your favorite?
Do not prefer anything you never had it.
Twix.
Which seafood do you prefer?
you prefer.
Oh!
Shrimp.
Brandy with the fire.
Dude, anybody saying Salmon is actually just a few, I know why I stopped doing these.
My blood pressure gets too high.
I don't take people in this.
See this walk with you and these.
With giving all.
You got people actually in the chat to unbox some salmon.
You're just lying, man.
and
save it over shrimp.
Okay, Fanta or Sprite, which busy drink do you choose?
but carbonated booty juice, that ain't got no flavor.
What?
Would you have an omelet or fried eggs?
Not seeing now we got a, there's a discussion that has to be had here, right?
I've had this discussion before,
but like those two eggs right there that are on my screen
are actually inable.
And the reason that they're inedible is because they are
absolutely destroyed with the crust.
I mean, the crust is debilitating to a Friday egg.
Now, if you have a Friday egg that doesn't get crusty
around the edges, then oh yeah, I'm going
Friday eggs over on with any day of the week.
But the crusty action on the eggs is like legitimately filthy.
It's like filthy, disgustingly bad.
It's awful.
Like it's so bad that no joke,
if I have a fried egg and I bite into some crust,
I borderline almost row off, it's that bad.
Oh, have you ever been into like a fried egg or something?
And you try to bite it off
and the crust holds it together
And then you pull it in the crop.
Oh, it's so nasty.
Oh my goodness, I can't just think about it.
I can't with the crust.
But if it's somebody that actually knows how to cook eggs
and don't do crust on them, you're going
on your fried eggs any day to week, I can't do it.
It's a texture thing.
It actually makes me almost grow.
What's the more of not liking crust?
There's no lures, it's a texture thing and it's nasty.
A exhaust supposed to have crunchy action on it.
It's just not.
that's not right.
I would rather crack a raw egg into a glass
and drink it raw than have a fried egg with crust.
It's, it's, I can't explain how bad it is.
It's actually one of the worst things ever.
KZDS or not shows
Not those not shows I know that for sure
KZDS
What's that what you think?
Which energy drink would you drink red bull or monster?
Game or sauce.
But if I had to choose between the two, monster.
specifically the sugar-free ones.
Banana bread or carrot cake? Which one would you pick?
Anything over carrot cake so I don't have to look that bad over there. I don't have to
Thanks for playing this tasty round of wood.
I'm choosing your favorite snacks.
Make sure to hit subscribe.
This may be open the fridge.
You are not real.
are not real. Dude, the dead internet theory is actually a reality. Bro, you are not real.
There was no human watching this video come in. Tom, about this made me open to fridge.
You're either 85 years old or you're not real.
Don't take classes, take charge.
Yeah, I got watching all the content you didn't really have to do.
Good morning, family.
I haven't had a Thomas's breakfast.
You just save it together.
Thanks.
Get ready to test your brain with 101 general knowledge
questions everyone should know.
In this quiz, there's one should know, okay.
Well, choice, you'll have to rely on memory.
So if you're ready, let's get started.
What is the fear?
I'm sorry for yelling.
the correct answer is a rock nephobia
how many time zones are there in the world
So there's like three or four of them in the United States of America alone.
Does that mean it's five?
There are 24 times zones.
What do bees collect and use to make honey?
Honey call.
The answer is nectar.
This is a stupid video.
What does the you in US species?
Elevation!
I'm not a good person, I'm actually him.
Which blood cells help fight infection?
White blood cells.
Yo, I'm a genius, oh my goodness, get off me.
Correct, it's the white blood cells.
How do you know I said that?
What is the coolest place on earth?
An article.
Got to be.
The correct answer is in our guide.
What animal appears on the Ferrari logo?
A horse.
You got it. Oh my goodness, I'm here, I'm doomed.
How long is a catch pregnancy on average?
Three months.
It's about nine weeks or 63 to 65 days.
I was wrong.
What is the only planet that rotates clockwise?
Clockwise.
Saturn.
The answer is Venus.
Which is faster sound or light?
Are you seriously going to disrespect my intelligence by asking me this question, ma'am?
Are you dead, Sears?
Do you think I'm stupid?
There's nothing's asked in the screen of life.
Are you joking?
I don't need these handouts!
I'm mad!
Light travels much quicker than sound!
DOO!
What is a group of lines called?
A pack!
They're called a pride.
Where was ice cream first invented?
America.
It was invented in China.
How many years are in a century?
100
The answer is one hundred I've got most of these rights so for I'm 13 questions and I think I'm about like 10 right
How many colors are they in a rainbow eight?
There are seven colors
What if there was a technology where humans could live like animals
like pretending to be an animal?
This is like avatars!
What is the hardest substance in the human body?
Boom!
The correct answer is toothy-nannel.
What is the main ingredient in chocolate?
Let's go, go.
That would be Coco beans.
That's too easy.
What color is the black box on an airplane?
Black?
Why do you even ask him this?
They are normally a bright color, like orange.
What is the capital of India?
The answer is New Delhi.
Which bird can't fly but can swim?
this man
which country is credited for inventing paper
Great Britain.
That would be China.
Don't what?
Which famous artist caught off part of his own ear?
Mozart.
That was Vincent Van Gogh.
Dog, I'm out of tweak.
Which planet is closest to the sun?
Mercury.
The correct answer is Mercury.
Where should I actually require an knowledge I get right by one?
What is the largest country in the world by land area?
Asia.
That's right, you got it, Russia.
What is the smallest country in the world?
America.
That would be bad.
What is bad?
How many continents are there?
Three.
Oh, my God.
What the connected?
And which country is Angel Falls located?
America.
This is ridiculous.
It's found in Venezuela.
Okay.
Which actor played Forest Gun?
Dog, what's his name?
Oh my goodness, I-
That's correct.
It was Tom Hanks.
I got to get off this, this is getting bad, this is getting this respect.
How many bones are in a human foot?
32.
The one.
The answer is 26.
What are candidates to national sports?
Hockey?
And I'm skating.
Canada has both ice hockey and look at it. I got one of them. What is the chemical symbol for
potassium? I'll pee with a lime through it. The chemical symbol is K. In math, what prime number
comes after three. I forgot what a prime number is. I'm going to go six.
The next prime number is five. What is Spider-Man's real name?
Toby McGuire. I think.
The correct answer is Peter Parker. Who is Toby McGuire?
I
Oh my goodness, this is ridiculous.
Veal, this is actually ridiculous.
What nickname is Venus commonly known by?
Vinnie? What are you mean?
You made!
The answer is the morning lights!
How many zeros are in 1 billion?
10.
It has 9 zeros.
Which element is used in thermometers and is liquid at room temperature?
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! That's all that's all I know this! Oh my goodness! That's all that's...
potassium! Ah, for god damn!
Correct! It's mercury!
This is bad, this is...
Now, this is like an url of us.
How many oceans are there on earth?
Three.
Please.
There are five major oceans.
What was the name of the rabbit in Disney's Bambi?
the
money
yeah you got it it's
temporary I'm not 80 years old
how many toes is an ostrich have on each foot to
three
they have two toes on each five I'm pretty sure that's not right but okay
How many centimeters are in a meter?
50.
The answer is 100 centimeters.
What shape is a stop sign?
Picks are gone.
The correct answer is an octagon.
Which TV chef presents Hell's Kitchen.
Good.
Gordon Ramsay.
I'm here.
That would be Gordon Ramsay.
This is the worst day of my life.
How many months have 31 days?
Nine.
There are seven months with 31 days.
Which element forms a diamond?
K.
The correct answer is carbon.
What does a CUNY-MATATAMINE?
Sealator.
That's right. It means no worries.
How many sides does a hexagon have?
Ten.
The answer is six.
This is the worst day of my life, actually.
How many chambers does the human heart have?
It's got to be full, because I heard people have a quadruple bypass.
You got it, it has four chambers.
Let's go, I'm back.
What's element is represented by the symbol FE on the periodic table?
Phorinium.
The correct answer is iron.
What do you call lines that never intersect?
A B.
They call them Paranoline.
This is this is actually like this is stupid what is 11 multiplied by 12?
133 the answer is 132
What is the main ingredient in miso paste use in traditional Japanese miso soup?
That's right. Sorry, means. Okay. What is the capital of South Korea?
Indiana. I have no idea, man. The correct answer is so. How could you expect me to know that? Like actually?
Who is the author of the cat in the hat?
I got, oh my goodness, I know his name.
I know his name.
You have y'all said it, bro.
The answer, of course, is Dr. Suez.
Which US state has the longest coastline?
Yes, it's got to be California.
That would be Alaska.
Dog, are you kidding me?
What is the name of a shape with nine sides?
Tilion.
It's called a nonagon.
What is the name of the sea
between the United Kingdom and Scandinavia?
The Red Sea.
It's called the North Sea.
On which continent is the Sahara Desert located?
America.
That's a herodessert is look yo jumpsuit with the 25 get the w jumpsuit with the 25 get that I
pre-sade you painted in Africa what do you call a group of fish a school because I'm
him the actual difficult questions I know yeah of course a school
What is this square root of 144?
12.
Oh my goodness, I'm a genius.
The answer is 12.
It's actually ridiculous, dude.
What does the word Renaissance mean in English?
They were new wolf.
The correct answer is the word Renaissance.
What does the word Renaissance mean in English?
They were new wolf.
The correct answer is better.
That's gotta be the same thing. That's gotta be the same thing.
Earth.
The greatest story is around Disney plus and Hulu.
That's the same thing.
And the compulsion to put things right to someone named...
I'm counting that.
What is the name of the largest moon of Saturn?
I'm not supposed to.
It's called Titan.
Okay.
Who discovered, Penicillin?
James Ormorton.
Like dog.
That was Alexander Flemming.
Like blow.
Are unicorns real or mythical?
mythical.
I hope nobody's keeping count.
Unfortunately, they are just mythical creatures.
In White-Year, did World War 1 begin?
Man, did you want World Look and Like?
1880.
If again in 1914.
Okay.
Cool, Painted the Mona Lisa.
Mozaar.
That was Leonardo, didn't you?
Yeah, I'm about to have like a panic attack.
Is an avocado or fruit or a vegetable?
Oh, vegetable.
And avocado is botanically a fruit.
Well, we don't care what botanically said.
What colors are flamingos when they are born?
White, in the they turn paint.
I'm him.
Correct.
They have gray or white feathers.
Yes, I'm him.
What is the name of a baby kangaroo?
a phone
you got it they're called a joey
How many wings does a B have?
Two.
In total, B's have four wings.
Which domesticated animal was sacred and worshiped by ancient Egyptians?
Cats, that's the only thing that makes sense.
The correct answer is a cat.
Joe suit with the tan. Thank you.
On average, which planet is closest to Earth?
Morris. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm actually back.
That's right. It's Mercury.
What?
Area 51 is located in which American states.
No water.
What did you say you filthy loser?
No joke.
It's actually making me sad saying he's so dumb.
Yeah, you're out of here.
Area 51 is located in Nevada.
So let's deal with the five.
What bird features on the fly?
Area 51 is located in Nevada.
So let's deal with the five.
What bird features on the flag of Mexico?
That's gotta be a duck
The answer is a golden eagle
What type of animal is a whale? A mammal!
Yes, a mammal!
The correct answer is a mammal because it brings air
What is the name of a shape with seven sides?
I'll stop the gun.
Correct, it's called a heptagon.
Yeah, let's name it after hepatitis instead of like something similar to the number of sides it has.
Okay.
What is the currency of Sweden?
The answer is Swedish Pearl.
This is actually ridiculous man.
Which direction does the Sun rise from?
The East.
That's right, it rises from the East.
This is bad.
Which country is shaped like a boot?
Louisiana the correct answer is Italy. That's a high heel but okay what did the letters DNA stand for?
Diagnacle
New tree at Jesus. It stands for deoxy ribo nucleic acid
What Italian word originally meant pie and now refers to a famous dish
People and everywhere.
You got that one.
What?
It's pizza.
What substance we can Superman?
Cryptonite.
Of course, yeah.
It's Cryptonite.
Of course.
Shut up.
What is the smallest bone in the human body called?
the flap or valve.
The answer is the staples found in the ear.
Come back and move forward.
The produce logo at Purdue Global.
I don't need that.
Why are you giving?
We're leaving roughness to soothing skin.
There's before and there's out before.
In which sport is a T-use?
Go!
Yes, correct. It's golf.
I don't feel good.
What is a group of kittens called?
No, later.
They're called a Kindle.
What is the national sport of Japan?
Baseball.
The answer is Sumo Wrestling.
What is one quarter of 1,000?
250.
The correct answer is 250.
How many inches are in a foot?
12.
I'm back.
I'm two for two right now.
I'm so back.
I'm getting there.
I'm getting the rest of my.
Correct.
One foot has 12 inches.
I don't feel good.
What agent civilisation built Machu Picchu?
That was the Incas Civilization.
Up to how many years can it snale sleep for?
Two years.
The answer is up to three years.
It must be nice.
What filmed a Justin Timberlake starring
about the invention of Facebook?
Neighborhood.
It was called the social network.
Dude, I'm about to throw a lot of fuel in the middle.
How many individual squares are on a standard chessboard?
I think there's like 60 of them, 64.
The correct answer is 64.
Oh my goodness, I hear what's in 60.
I like 60.
What is the name of Elon Musk's aerospace company?
That's correct, it's face X.
How many times owns her there in Canada?
Three.
Canada has six.
That's legitimately wrong, but sure.
In what country would you find this city of Marrakesh?
100% like France. That's Italy, matter of fact.
That could be found in Morocco.
Okay.
Johnson with the 10.
In what year did the Berlin Wall fall?
1996.
Correct. It fell in 1989.
Reave with the five. Thank you.
Which is the only U.S. state that starts with the letter P.
Pennsylvania, what do you call my?
You think I'm stupid?
The correct answer is Pennsylvania.
How many zeros are in one trillion?
The answer is twelve zeros.
How many letters are in the English alphabet?
32.
The correct answer of course is 26.
What is rapper Eminem's real name?
His real name is Marshall Mothers.
Congratulations.
How many legs does a butterfly have?
Middle before.
The answer is six legs.
And Greek mythology, who turned everything he touched into gold?
the
off-preaser this whole video was invented for you to feel stupid like actually the all of these questions aren't general knowledge as they like portray it to be
this is actually built to make you feel stupid
What is SpongeBob's best friend's name?
Patrick.
Thank you for ending it on the high note.
Thank you.
The correct answer is Patrick.
Oh my goodness, facts.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness facts. Oh man. Yeah. Yeah, right here this is comment of the year.
General knowledge, what's the currency on the office in Tory? So how does this system?
What's the most common mineral in Jupiter's 18th largest? Oh my goodness, you're so true. Oh my goodness, I feel so vindicated.
I'm so I'm so glad, man, I knew it what just me, I knew it, chat, I knew it was not just me, it couldn't have been.
I'm not dumb, bro. They're not coping. That's actual, like legitimately, like true.
with another 25 gift and W jumpsuit with another 25 gift and thank you jumpsuit.
Um, I.
Hi, okay.
So I'm starting my first job tomorrow after a long time of searching.
Well, I hate to hear that.
Um, it's a retail job.
I was wondering if I could if you could give me some advice.
Just don't worry about what nobody else says and just do you job.
you job, get your money and go home. Don't listen to everybody in chat. It's
on about. Talk about quit. Okay, let's see this. The final product of the
Crochet Ginger. The 20 of Crochet Ginger. There it is. There it is. Glory with the
five. The life size case so for the students he has today's video I finished the entire project but I love
you. You don't feel good no more after that. I actually feel sick.
What did I go? Did I go like what? 75 for 101?
For today, however, before I show it to you guys we have to give away one or two announced. Now I got
way more comments than I expected, so I decided to actually get K-S out to make a winner, so
here's that clip. To see money pee, win the plus you give away. Yes, there it is.
And in there, Jazzy here. Congrats to see money pee. I will be messaging you shortly, so
keep an eye out for that. Congratulations to see money. Travis and I wanted to do just one extra
thing to give back to you guys for all the support, so in this video to celebrate K-Sos
height of six foot two. I have hit in 162 steam codes to get water parts in
you later for free. So keep an eye out because we all know how quick those
codes go. Okay, okay. Now it's time for the reveal. You've all been waiting for. Here
this. I have no words for this project. It came out so much better than I could
have ever imagined. And I will forever be so, so proud of myself for completing
something this big. I'll be making a YouTube video about the entire process in
depth as well as including like a natural cost breakdown for everything. But in this
video I'll just be sharing the amount of materials used as well as the measurements
for the case O and the final timestamp. So for the skin tone I use 31
screens. For the hair I use 62 screens. For the yellow of the deck you're
after I use just a little bit more than 37 screens. For the skin. I'm not sure what
a skin is but it sounds like a lot. I use 31 screens of yarn. For the pants I
use 9 skin. For the shoes and the grain the headset I use just a little bit
over five schemes. Oh my goodness my
five schemes. Use nine schemes for the shoes and the grain that
headset I used just a little bit over five.
That's unbelievable. That is like actually unbelievably big.
That is unbelievable. I cannot believe how big that thing is.
Briff with the five.
Ains.
So the ducky's hat I used for skins we are.
For all of the black in the headset I used for skins as well.
For the bottom of the shoes I used three full skins.
The ducky's beak only took half the skin of yarn and the sunglasses used about three
quarters of a skin.
And lastly, I used five full 20 pound boxes of polyfill to stuff this thing.
Now, if you add all of that up, making sure to include the 10 pound wooden structure
support. The total weight of this plushie is 180 pounds. Now 120 of those is just dog.
Dude, dude, I don't even think that will fit in this room. Actually, I don't. That is unbelievable.
The life size case, so the 60 pounds left over is for the duckie raft. Moving on to the measurements,
The plushy stand 7 feet tall and 7 feet wide without
out the duck to wrap.
Making sure to include the 10 pound wooden structure support.
It's all the way to this plushy is 180 pounds.
Now 120 of those is just the life size case.
So the 60 pounds left over is for the duck to wrap.
Moving on to the measurements, the plushy stand 7 feet tall and 7 feet wide with
Do I can't even like imagine how big that is?
I'm trying to like visualize it as if it were in the room.
Dog.
Or will it be five?
It's not working, Lord!
Shut up!
out the Duckie Rock with the Duckie Rock. It is about 92 inches wide. And yes, I did make sure to measure his thickness.
This guy is 64 inches thick without the Duckie Rock. What the Duckie Rock is 90 inches thick. And lastly, the
you'll jump suit with another 50 give the guinea sum W's for jumpsuit with another 50 give it all my goodness
appreciate that jumpsuit for real thank you
I know timestamp of this entire project is 129 hours and 57 minutes
so many people have asked me if I'm going to be sending this thing to KSO and yes this gigantic structure statue thing will soon be in KSO's warehouse I'm assuming
I have you better had that thing hooked up to a helicopter.
We're done with the five. Thank you.
Her question that I have received a lot of is how much was I paid for this commission.
But what are perks in me with her team covered all of the material costs?
And they gave me a very fair initial payment that I was very happy with.
However, on top of that initial payment, they sent me a $10,000 bonus.
Not to end off this video.
Disurve, not gonna lie. Disurve. That is like that's like
But that has to be like the craziest crochet thing ever, like actually.
Has anything ever been crocheted that's bigger than this?
This is, like by one person, well, her and her boyfriend write that's two people.
This big giant thing.
This might be a world record actually.
We might need to get Guinness to look at this and like.
I might have to get Guinness to look at this and see if it's like the biggest crochet
thing ever and then they'll just send her like the plaque.
That's unreal.
How big that is.
That's actually insane.
Yeah, I have a few people I want to thank
first and most importantly Travis water park devs.
Thank you so much for trusting me with this project.
Thank you, K-S-O and K-S-O's mom.
And thank you all of you guys.
I just got done crying for hitting a million followers
on TikTok as well.
So so much.
Okay, bye.
They 20 of course.
That's actually crazy dude.
Oh my goodness.
Oh well, with the five gift, thank you.
Y'all W. Crochet Ginger for real. That's actually like unbelievably impressive.
I can't imagine seeing that like in person. Like this right here, where was it now?
I'll just tell you the final type of the pants. It's been in the grain that I said.
I was away. It's just a little bit over five-skinned dog.
Do the head alone is bigger than like her as a person.
to
check if you ever do something like this
this is the most impressive thing I've
like ever that he's had for all the black and the headset I use for
the he said new gaming chair
did if this thing ever went up for a little bit more than
imagine how much somebody would pay for this thing do.
And schemes for the hoodie, I use 31 schemes if you are.
Why would you sell it?
I'm not, I'm just saying, imagine like somebody stole it.
This would be like robbing like a jewelry store
and they get out with like $10 million worth of like jewels.
This might be the most valuable thing in the world.
The pants I use nine-scained for the shoes in the grain that I used to do.
This thing actually might ruin the economy of the world because this thing is worth
like more than the world's currency.
This thing is actually, but you'll see the size comparison, dude.
Do you see it?
That's, you know, W Crochet Ginger for real, that's actually insane.
That is going to be crazy, no joke, 7 feet all.
7 feet wide.
Is that the world record?
I don't know. Do you think that's actually a world record like legit and at least a world record?
Has like I actually want to know, has anything ever been crocheted?
That's bigger than that.
I don't know.
The world record 77 feet, you're such a liar. I don't even think that's possible.
I legitimately don't even think that's possible.
Now you see, jeeks is key.
When I did see a clip of that jacks, I had that thing.
It was clean, dude.
Yeah, I have to see that.
You did great on that thing.
That thing's actually clean.
Google it.
30,000 feet.
No, that's a canopy, that don't count.
somebody created a crochet canopy that's 30,000 feet.
The crochet case those two clears are not gonna lie.
Jump suit with another five.
Thank you.
That's actually so cool. I can't wait to see that. That's actually given me
I think mine's actually the biggest solo project, but I could be wrong. That's what I was saying
I think it's probably actually the biggest solo thing. No joke. It's gotta be right
I feel like it's gotta be like solo. No thank god. I mean like in somebody's great
I don't know
You already know what time it is
it's
Spooky.
Spooky time.
Hey, person on the internet with the five gifted you best get you a dypieone chat.
Hey, you best get you a dypieone.
Because what time is it?
What time?
Hmm.
Oh!
They're all sorts of things, but they're actually just the same thing that they do.
And they're just the same thing that they do.
We'll see if they can also be like that.
to be sent in the
for real, oh my goodness.
You know, eaten with 5,000
B, is W each and with 5,000
bits.
Case up in secret of past two days
and watching us.
Okay, so videos love in your
life streams that I don't
think get me through.
Thanks for making me laugh.
Go, W eats and hope you
get feel a better eat and thank
you more vanilla sugar with 5,000
bits as well.
W more vanilla sugar with 5,000
to the with the 5,000 bits as well, you know,
case it's uh, Jenny's long story short.
Somebody stole my catalytic converter off my car while I was at work.
My boyfriend Wesley has been trying for like an hour to figure out how to pin bits on his phone
to help cheer me up.
$80 later and that'll lock so I forgive him for at least trying.
Yes, you should forgive him for at least trying.
W Wesley for real.
It's the thought that counts.
I hope you get your catalytic converter back for real more than I wish ever.
That's crazy.
I'm free-stated for real.
You best into a DIPO!
Because it's Spoken!
Yeah!
What is it?
Please speak it out!
Let me know this more ice in my cup of milk with all of them!
What's that awful amount of editing?
name of this game is
the butcher's village tell me this intro don't look like cinema though
this looks like a professional
professional
product
server with the team in the call with the five thank you
lock in
You'll appreciate that Jackson and Rayland.
It's a great, thank you, horrible with the five.
Chris Space, does it own?
This is the story. You explained me to read all this for the more.
But you know who I am?
I'll read it for a more.
The year's 2001, a man named Murtaza lives in the United States.
One rainy evening he receives a call from his friend, urgently asking him to come to a certain
address and help with a troubling situation.
And out has a patient, Murtaza gets into his cars and drives off into the storm.
W man's his sounds like Janice's catalytic converter with the five get to that's crazy.
The road is swallowed by thick fog and the downpour makes it nearly impossible to see.
Suddenly an accident occurs in his car skids and crashes.
When it's not possible to help you now, the weather's too dangerous.
the way to the columns down. For now stay at my house. Dinner's ready a week
each together. Who said that? He just skipped a part in the lore song or
down this song.
Murtoza follows him inside but the moment he steps into the dimly
live house something feels wrong. The air is heavy with a foul
Stinch, stinking.
When the man serves dinner, the meat looks strange and smells rotten.
One bite isn't up to tell Martaza something's terribly off.
The taste is grotesque, unsettling, almost inhuman.
Got it.
Lock in.
The butcher's village.
We'll put another five. Thank you.
GG.
Cannibalism.
2001. Wow. Look at the production value.
Oh my goodness, look at your production value!
This is unbelievable!
Grandpa would die!
Oh my god, what's up with that line here?
That's right.
Oh, this chapter to be in self-resortment is crazy.
See a thing.
What is that?
No, no, no, no, no.
I already know where this is going.
This chapter is about to be a whole bunch of swap buddy.
Lord, have mercy.
the
I'm slightly concerned because this game looks too good.
Come on.
Come on man.
I will start.
I can't get out of my car.
I'm glad it's voice acted though.
The production value on this game, this is like unbelievable.
Man, a car's tortoise.
I guess I'll look around.
See if I can find some people for help.
Yeah, let's do that.
Wow, this looks clean.
The last light is a piece of junk, though.
All right.
A horror game where we crash on the side of the road
and looking for help, those all ways.
Go long, take some of the five.
Turn the sensitivity out slightly.
It was almost perfect.
Excuse me.
There's no option.
I will say though, it's close enough to being perfect to be easily playable though.
I have no problem with this, sensitivity here.
That's crazy a game with this hyperduption value doesn't have a sensitivity slider though.
We ain't got no umbrella or nothing man!
Oh no, bro, we need to turn around for real where are we going?
Looks like a demo, now this game will start $10, so it has no option but to be cinema.
It's not very often we see a $13 game on this channel.
They usually hover around like the three, right hand.
Between like the three and like the dollar 50, we are so good there.
You know what the chance? Thank you.
Hello?
Oh, finally a village.
Big dog, I don't know about this.
I'm getting a creepy vibe here.
Um, hello, I need some help.
Do the graphics are unbelievable.
I've seen both.
Who's that?
What's just a bird?
Is it leaving me somewhere?
Why would you assume that, Bubba?
But you know what I'll go that direction just because you mentioned it.
Hello!
This low key reminded me of that game from last night where the car broke down and we walked into a village and nobody was there.
And those creatures killed everybody and us.
I
Hello
Hey I don't know if anybody lives here, bro
I am a
Um...
Oh, finally, I found someone.
Maybe they can help me.
Excuse me, sir.
Um...
Is that blood?
Excuse me.
I... I crossed my car.
And I need help.
We're not so fair to shame.
School hard, bitch.
Nobody's the peculiarity of your body.
Right.
And you got a phone?
No, sir, there's a ring on the floor.
It's a wrap on the golden sword.
Oh, four, sir.
One, two, and one, right?
Sure, he seems friendly.
Yeah, yeah.
That'd be great.
GG.
Grrr.
Come on, man.
Jonah, nice to meet you, Jonah. Thank you for half the darylty.
What is he taking in this?
Well, don't question it, just go!
Oh, Lord.
So, Jonah, are you...
You see, digging.
Guess I got no choice.
I'm following him for now, and be careful, call someone or something.
So, Jonah, are you the only person that lives out here, or is there like a group of people?
Is this your house, Jonah?
Oh, this is a nice, pretty Jonah!
Oh, this is so neat! Thank you!
What a weird place.
Relax.
This is the great house you got here, Jonah, for real.
I'm going to have Balthough.
Oh, buddy, we have made a terrible mistake.
Arrow with the five gift, and thank you.
Oh, we have made a terrible mistake here.
See, down, it all bring the new freeze.
Jay, what the fuck is this?
Ah, there's a mini slony here.
Maybe he took you some reels or something.
Is that blood on the table?
Hey, John, what's he got for me?
Yes, sir.
Oh, all the destructions.
You are good.
Absolutely amazing, yeah?
Uh, yeah.
Good.
So good.
Like mama's cooking.
Thanks!
I feel that it was good though, can I be done?
I'll think something's wrong, I'll meet the whole lot of Joe's hands.
Still, there's nobody to answer.
You want me to stay in the north? Go to sleep room, yeah?
Actually, um...
Uh-oh.
Oh, I actually, uh, non-buy a pre-shate you know.
No, I should check out my car.
Maybe I can still get it running.
Yeah, thanks.
I can't be barred with the file.
Did that make that-
I'm gonna leave you in the future, though, I'll relish the bar.
What do you mean? You should work.
But...
Then I might take you up on that offer.
Oh, we're so dead. Oh, my goodness, we're so dead.
Dad, simple when you hunt juniors with the five.
Thank you.
Chat, we are close.
You're a little rare with a thousand bits.
I cases officially men out here on the East Coast
with me just how I 26 birthday.
Can I have you birthday, Amy?
You'll have you 26 birthday, Amy.
Chatsau, Amy, have birthday, the birthday, Amy.
Martaza.
Mr. Martaza.
Do you want to play game with Taza?
What do you do that like, sorry, or you know or something like that?
What kind of game?
York, you know, you know, you cheat.
What?
Oh, I'm sorry.
And she's too old.
I'm sure you didn't know that.
Good one, Jonah.
I appreciate you.
You just now realized an accident?
Wow, this is a big old house you got, Jonah.
It's so much.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Oh, the room's kind of cozy.
Thank you, Jonah.
Is this my room?
we are so dead it's not even funny is he still out there
we can't see smile oh Lord what is this it says tonight was the worst mind of my life
Let's see where things here, what does that mean?
What do you mean what's that mean?
That means not good!
Fine, I'll just sleep the night and then I got to get out of here.
Clip what?
There weren't done in here.
Yeah, here's what we should do.
If this was a real-life scenario,
you literally wait a few minutes.
You open up this window, jump out, take off, run.
We can't stay here.
There is no way we stay here, dude.
All right, let's just get some rest.
I'm sure everything will be fine.
Yeah, I'm sure it will bud some crazy village people.
It's fine.
Yeah, that's wishful thinking.
What is that noise?
What is that?
Bro has no survival instinct, stacks.
What am I hearing?
Oh my God!
People's a dream.
Oh, thank God. It was only a nightmare.
This is what he barges in with a axe for real and hits a squip it.
What? What's he doing?
What's used his opportunity to run away?
This is the perfect opportunity to run.
What are we doing, man?
Oh my goodness, what are we doing?
Oh, what is all that blood?
It's leading out the door.
This is what you know meant.
He had somebody else in here
and he killed him and he's dragged
their body outside right now.
And we just saw it.
Oh, my goodness, dude.
Just run.
We got a handle?
Why are we going over here?
What the fuck? I can't see nothing.
Oh no!
Shoot this stay in the room.
Or not investigate. And why don't we just run away? Why would you go investigate that crazy noise?
This dude stand that person to his cow!
Maybe this was like a double-dream situation.
He'll kill him.
They don't, I gotta get out of here!
Let me out!
Keep cutting him out!
Wow.
Braw!
Control the crowds.
Oh, my goodness.
Where is that wiser kidney's people to kill him from?
Why am I just in my drawers?
Oh, Lord, have mercy.
Is that noise?
So Chad, let this be a lesson to you.
If your car ever breaks down in the middle of the woods, don't start walking down a random
trail to a random village to ask for help.
Because you never know what fate might be before you.
This is obviously a cannibal, Lord have mercy.
My life was ruined when two of my siblings were five years old
when dad found them slaughtered in front of our house.
One year after the incident, my father suffered from a mental illness
and he took his own life.
When I turned four mom went out to buy things
for my birthday celebration, but never came back.
That's what Jonah wrote, okay?
But can you let me out of here, Jonah?
Like, I was just looking for help, man.
Dude.
No, no, no, why can I hide?
Oh, it's locked.
No, dude, why do I have the ability to hide?
All right, we got to find a code for whatever this is.
I don't.
GG.
This TV ain't even gotten that plane on it, chat we are cooked man.
Jonah seems kind of chill, what?
Okay, I don't think we're gonna make it out of this basement alive, I'm not gonna lie.
the letter, two, five, one, four, oh, two, five, one, four, the letter. Genius!
Two. Yeah, we're talking about how unbelievably clean this game looks. This is like unreal.
Like what?
T-Find one
Tool
Got it
There's a key
We have a key
Let's get out of here
Budget went crazy for real
How do I use the key here?
What is up with this dude's basement?
I gotta get out of here.
This isn't sane.
I don't know if we're getting out of here.
There is blood everywhere.
And we're like limping, and I'm nothing but drows.
This is bad.
That's locked.
I assumed it would be.
Need a key for that.
Oh my, do you like this?
You'll grab that.
We have no excuse not to grab this and use it as a weapon.
Like no excuse.
Come on, man.
Okay.
I don't see anything in here that I can use right now.
This low key gives off like metal vibes, don't it?
Like slightly gives off metal vibes a little bit.
That was a go-to game.
Okay, what?
You?
What is that mean?
Okay, over here, need power, GG puzzle, it's over.
The fridge, wait, can I go in, can I look in the fridge?
Not that I want to, but, bro, are you alive?
You are not alive.
Oh my goodness, there's all my goodness.
Dude!
Zona isn't sane!
Try actually looking here.
No, I couldn't.
I'm not fine if you think it's over.
GG. I am not finding anything useful, GG. There was something a bath tub? What bath tub?
Use the same key not, it's not my inventory anymore. Bro, Death really wants to get
that fridge.
I thought there was something there to help.
Loser?
Let me look around a little bit more.
See if there's anything out here to help me?
Okay, I don't see nothing here.
Chad, I don't know what I think we could.
We're going to be this guy next.
It's so over.
This dude got like medieval torture devises in here and everything.
Chatham, stay your dog.
What am I missing?
Tell my missing something?
Hey!
What am I missing?
Hey!
Jordan, let me out of here!
Well, this is not good. I can't find out what to do.
Game of the Year
It says keywaters no keywaters no key
The key was in the electric box. Oh my goodness
Okay, need a fuse, well I'm confused on where I would find one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mother.
All right, we're looking for a few.
Oh, my goodness.
Fat with the five.
Thank you.
Lord have mercy.
How long has Jonah been killing people, man?
Like for real.
Let's go find out where we can find a fuse from.
Maybe there's one in here or something, I don't know.
Behind the gasoline.
Two plus with the five. Thank you.
Brogas lawn for no reason.
Why you line man?
Okay, I don't see a fuse anywhere.
Which means I am confused on where the fuse would be.
It's gonna flood this!
And it's bringing up a key! I'm a genius! It's just like metal for real.
They all water wasting?
I am stuck in the basement of a serial killer cannibal
doing absolutely anything I can to survive
And you're really going to say,
L water wasting when I'm sitting here trying to survive.
And the question is, what do others just go or what do others just keep going to?
to here.
GG.
Lord have mercy.
Oh my goodness, this is terrifying.
This is giving like outlast vibes, metal vibes, all kinds of vibes.
There's another dead body in here. It's locked, of course. I figured it would be.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on in there.
See, he here that?
Do you think he heard that?
Poor coworker with the TN. Thank you.
Oh Lord, there's another place to hide in here.
Oh, this is the room next to the one that we were in when he had his tide to the chair.
Yeah, it is over.
And you cold.
I'm going to find a code.
Well, Alex, man, we're going to get out of here.
We're looking for a code, Chad, if you see a code, type code.
My friend, I hope you didn't eat what they fed me and my advice, a scape as soon as you
can.
Your guest number is written on the wall in front of the jail.
Okay, let me go.
Oh, that was markings on the wall?
Everybody get John's care.
Okay, it's no luck.
So right here.
Wait a minute.
Does he have a thunder surveillance?
There's no way this is a code, right?
This can't be a code.
2, 5, 1, 4, how do you get that?
I'm gonna get a decent chicken. I get pros contributing nothing.
Well, Bandegada said 2514.
to
go back I was counting
because you want to call my sister Cated's a dober
she tried to send bits to shut up by barred they could figure out a
p.o.k.a. to your dober but happy birthday us to thank you
and
they were going to get out of your chat there's no way around it
wait let's read that note again
it's a four digit code
Your guest number is written on the wall in front of the jail.
It's 12.50 a.m.
BAD THE GAME!
Good Jail, and this says you, and there's a hope
that you're marks.
how does nobody in here have this already are you all serious what are you all for
like actually hello
yeah we know it's too 50 minutes a four digit code
what does this have to be so confusing
I actually don't understand.
5, 10, 15, 20, 25.
It's 2500.
actually just figured that out on my own.
He's so stupid, it's insane.
So let me click on your chat history real quick and see if you have the answer.
You have not talked to single answer your band, idiot.
It's not 25 but we want to be tried there.
This is not a good sign.
If this is confusing already, this is not a good sign.
I'm not gonna lie.
So, Dave, this is a beautiful game so far, right?
This is one of the most high quality horror games I have played in a very, very long time.
But when it is a three-digit code, let's make the maximum digits you can put into the
computer, three digits, right?
Because if you leave a fourth-digit open, it does nothing but harbor confusion, it leaves
you sitting here wondering.
You know what I mean?
Like if it's a three digit code, let's max out the numbers of three.
Because other than that, and literally every single horror game ever made,
if there's four digits on the keypad, it's a four digit code, every single time. Right?
Let's just have it capped at three.
Other than that, crazy good game so far. You know what I mean?
I got a feeling Joe was about to start chasing after us.
He's coming.
I'll do it.
I need to hide.
I knew it.
I'm off to this room.
He's in the room.
Made him walk round all the way up,
Coming up, Rev in the chain saw here one out of gas.
Is he gonna leave?
Run for the open gate. I can't though because he's between me and that gate.
Yeah, we need Brazinga boy to save us.
Surely he's not the lead, right?
Why is it closed?
I'm dead.
He can't see me in here.
He doesn't have a flashlight.
No!
Did I have to hit the button?
I think I had to hit the button.
I'm pretty sure I had to hit the button.
Oh, Joe.
Let's just get some rest.
I'm sure.
Everything will be fine in the morning.
Bigzo crazy village people.
It's fine.
Bigzo.
Okay, we know what to do now though, right?
We're good.
We know what to do now.
Bro had the voice line from where we were gonna steal up the house.
Bro's just sitting here casually talking like he didn't see somebody's hands just get gone all
I can't get out of here. This is insane.
Okay, we got to open this.
We know what to do now, we're good, champ.
Chill, we're good.
Yes.
It's a train so it wasn't out.
True.
Here we go.
Next door.
Two-five-one!
Prepare for a jump scare.
Now we're gonna waste one to come in here that we're gonna follow them out like we did except this time we're gonna we're gonna open the door with that button, yeah
This coming
We're good
Can you imagine this smell of a place like this now? I can't
That would be unfathomably bad.
Wait, I do need the fuse.
Where is the fuse?
The fuse is going to be in that jail sale, right?
We'll get it.
Why is there nothing in here?
I
Does that go to that sliding door?
I was the door in the hall!
GG, I'll never get back.
What do you mean?!
What can I get me wouldn't let me go in?
I can't.
Jonas slow is Christmas!
Yo this is a crazy checkpoint by the way, y'all are wrong for this.
It's left quick to go in space to get out, but it didn't let me do it.
Chat, we got it this time, lock in.
Two, five, four, one.
I am with the foot to see it, thank you.
Yo, y'all gotta give me a better checkpoint than this.
Everything will be fine in the morning.
What are you think you're gonna know this?
I'm gonna get out of here.
So, somebody just asked if this was a key slot game.
Is that really a new terminology we came up with?
slot. There is a lot of key slot games of no joke. I don't think this thing is a
full slot. I don't think this game is actually like the production on this game is
actually crazy. But so far it has been some key action.
The fuse is on the light that falls from the ceiling, cow.
It makes you wonder why you're alive.
You know what I mean?
Wala.
You know what I mean?
Like Wala.
We're just looking a little side thing.
You can wait a minute.
Dude, we're not trying to get in the minute.
Now it just opened it, remember?
Okay, we got this time.
We're good.
It probably doesn't work with Jason here.
Yeah, that's probably true, not in a lot.
Ah, he's coming.
We got it this time, and if not, I need to hide.
You've got to check what is crazy.
I should have unlocked the theme spot, I'm an idiot.
You're most of the high, thank you.
the
of
a lock and we got this
I'm almost messed up, man.
each check and here I don't think he does.
This is the last one, man.
this is too stressful chat I wanted to stress Lord have mercy
C.
I saw you, but it's on time.
Chill, we're good.
We're gonna pull a little better, yeah?
Pull it.
What?
Need a what?
There's a song in this room.
During the power on purpose, we haven't found the fuse yet.
there's one on the shelf all right let me check every walks by again
lock in we're here
What's?
What's up?
This is stupid!
Top left! Top left! What?!
Yeah, GG on out.
Like hello, what's the point of this way?
What if I'll find what?
Well, don't worry, nothing will be shared, sure.
There is nothing glowing top-web shelf.
Now drugs!
It's a TV with a reflection!
This is just another hidden item slot game.
Worst going to make it terminology for everything.
Do this game started so good and it looks so good.
It just turns out to be a hidden item slot.
Big dog, I don't need to run around with this new slow pace in the room.
Just a burn time, Keh.
YouTube it?
The start of the game was go hit.
So many horror games start so good.
And then they completely crap the band when it's like all right.
Let's go away from the story.
Let's just have you run around in a dark setting and look for random items on random shells while somebody chases after you.
Let me see if it's on YouTube. I'm not gonna first person in history of play this.
We'll stay down there again.
So, what's the name of the game?
It's only okay when Granny does it, true.
What's the name of the game?
The Blitzers Village.
If the colonel saw the price of a lunch today, he'd add some choice words, but with KFC's $5 bull's pack with all
God leave man
isn't saying
are you kidding?
Are you a dev?
Dog.
was even on my radar or something to check.
That's gotta be a death.
There's no way you could know that.
Shat knew it was in there and your dreams, buddy.
That's wild.
That's crazy.
Shadows that not crazy.
Bromot to see me in here.
I'm the guy I just wanted to say nothing.
No, you are not, buddy.
You don't see me in here.
Alright, let's just get some rest.
Sure. Everything will be fine in the moment.
What's this jackpot?
What is this jackpot, baby?
How many problems did I already?
Twice. Why you went here trying to say something?
Oh, it's locked.
When you ride here, cause I'm certainly not on the ways that place. You're welcome.
We need a chat with Chris.
Everybody in here needs to be banned.
Everybody needs to be banned and replaced.
At this end.
You don't understand?
Why don't we would grow walks by with the chainsaw?
Okay, that's scared me again.
Grab something and he can just get him over to back in a hand with it.
We can't search these drawers, though.
You can't search any other drawer, but you can search these.
Oh, my goodness, I'm hanging there.
There's a wallet there too, steal that.
There's a spare chain saw in that room.
that room yetters literally an extra chainsaw on the shelf of this room.
Somebody said, drew a slot.
It does have key slot vibes though.
In it work.
Wait, what did it need, chat?
2.6, no?
2.4?
I fear there is no 2.4.
Oh my goodness, we gotta do math.
8.3 plus 2.6.
You know, why does every step in this game
gonna be a confusal?
You've got to add together which one makes 24.
8.3 plus 2.6 is what?
I did not look at Chad for that, I just did that myself.
It's a key slot.
I'm telling you I'll throw the best, scariest war games, are the ones where you're not confused, item hunt, not gonna lie.
But we don't need no hides, lock.
and
that
and
the
we got it this time. Well, that's.
Now we go in here with him to walk by again.
you
said he's lost a minute ago bro but that was legendary i'm not going to
lie
you know that's going to go down in history
come
peace law
was on regained is this key slot genre
the
You should have a simple way.
It worked.
You want?
Let's let Bro pass by again before we do this.
Just to give ourselves more time, yeah.
This no less than a life straight dude who went here.
This is it!
This glitch!
This is it!
13 dollars. He walked by. Yeah, that's the bad thing. He may have walked by me there, but
he doesn't unagrow once he agrows so he can affirm a chase you forever and you just die.
What potential to chat? You know what I mean?
Chat, what potential man? I thought that was going to be actually game in a year when we first opened it.
Did y'all not think so too? I thought that was legitimately going to be crazy.
We got to do another one, right?
We got to.
I think like we got to.
Should we, I think we should.
Man, dude.
Chats, how many that wasn't man?
Chats, how many that one going to be goded, bro?
Man, that was going to be straight up, go to it.
And then, bro, saw me out the corner of his eye?
You know what I mean?
And I do do man.
Man.
I still can't get over that person that came in here a minute ago, like 30 minutes ago,
we were on the same spot in the game and said, y'all, I just got here. Is this another key
You sloppy gamer as it go to.
Yeah.
Dude.
Man.
Man, come on man.
Lock in.
Another one.
Hey, lock in.
another one.
Bro was hitting facts, Loki, yeah, not gonna lie.
Lock in.
This is a horror game about being a streamer.
AKA me, because every day is a horror story.
Dillon with these people in this chat.
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This game simulates the raw, unfiltered nature of live-stream chats.
Please distinguish between the game, world and reality.
Do not carry toxic behavior into your real world interactions.
We encourage you, maintain moral boundaries and courtesy and real world communication.
Yeah, y'all should, yeah, that is a message to y'all, like actually.
Wow.
Losing with the tent, thank you.
Oh, yeah, this might be cinema.
Watch it!
This might be cinema!
Watch it!
1 2 1
Watch it!
We're about to have a street within a street.
Oh man, they got hit with an axe and I'll wait on them.
I feel like I need to wait on since this is the start.
We obviously got a name or streaming account, Kso, right?
Kso underscored.
Layers, Jill.
Yeah, let's do that while we're waiting for him to get out of the hands.
But you, that variable, never found the school.
Not hanging out with us all day.
We used to be lonely.
Until we met on Farmer's own.
Farmer's only that time is the new unlikely.
Farmer's registers the good old country in Phones.
You don't have to be lonely.
At Farmer's own, we don't have to.
The city folks just don't get it.
Thanks.
Man, y'all need to hurry up and get out of the heads, man!
Man, hurry up!
They got 36!
20-5 seconds.
20 seconds.
Three!
Fou!
Man, look at Skats with the T-A-Gift!
It's my boy right there, man!
You'll W Skats with the T-A-Gift, dude!
That's my boy, Raktar!
W.S.S. The real was good.
We're the last time you typed something here.
First time, Sketch ever typed in here was 522-2024.
Broken around here for a minute, man.
W.S.S.S.S. My boy right there, dude.
W.S.S.S. For real.
Alright, lock in. This game is about being a streamer. I guess we're naming our
streaming account. K. So, underscore. You can't do underscore, so we're just
Okay, so I get rid of some of the makeshift on crazy happens.
Nothing happened.
Wait a second, this ain't connected in that, is it?
Maybe I'll move down here.
Every sub-equals I go deeper into the haunted mansion.
Zero people watching.
Yeah.
How bad could this go?
I'll watch, maybe it's cinema.
Wait a minute, I want to see you look!
At books, I want to see you!
How to play in this prototype phase we advise you play as the game intended to be.
Wait for the streamer to reach a labeled object, type the label, check calendar or red book.
What?
Oh, we're asked questions.
Warning, sending commands while the streamer is walking is not advised. It'll break his path system.
You're allowed to type before he reaches his waypoint, press enter only when he stopped
to hit a waypoint.
Okay, I'm his only viewer.
Oh my goodness.
Where are you?
So you heard it, right? Well, you're Mike smoothing!
Man, let me get mad, man.
Wait.
Take the calendar.
Go through the door.
Check the calendar.
Check the calendar, man. You might think nothing.
Yeah, go check the calendar.
...
What the hell is this?
What?!
What do you mean seems too far?
Backseat game and some I said this is exactly why he's got one of you here.
Am I missing something?
I need the instructions again.
in.
Ailsering we're not gonna lie.
He wouldn't check the calendar, even when he was writing front of it.
Why wouldn't he check the calendar?
Yo, if somebody came I don't care if I got no viewers about one viewer came to my stream talking like that
But you would be packed up
up instantaneously, bud. I mean, expeditiously, my one viewer would be banned so quick.
Oh, my goodness, you would be gone. The first thing I tried to
and bro's chat was ill-shray not good.
Was that rude, Jack?
He wasn't a racquet, let me man.
chat he wasn't interacting with me bro
let me see what else I got I know I got some more spooky action here hold up
I know I got some more spooky action in here hold up are you holding up hold up big dog
A hold up, buddy.
A. A. A.
Hold up.
Play for all guys. I would, oh man. I would, oh man. I can't even describe. I
figure you should know my fidget spinner spawn for three minutes.
Zero seconds, twenty milliseconds. Cap, no it did not.
No it did not. Cap, you are such a liar.
No it didn't.
That no, there's no way. Matter of fact.
Time at you ready chat, three, two, one.
You
Four minutes, 55 seconds.
Buddy.
So, tell me that wasn't.
Four minutes, 55 seconds right there.
Ah!
How do I wear that game out of it?
Oh, Papa!
Chat, what's the wild record?
longest fidget spinner spend, do y'all know?
Oh man, this is about to be cinema.
Cinema.
Oh, yeah!
Name of this game is...
the 007th Night.
LATE SHIFT.
You already was pre-fought of sensitivity.
Let's go like right here with the sensitivity.
Pre-fired.
Based on the biography of Ethan Stone.
Should I look that up?
Is that a real person?
That's an actor.
Okay, maybe that's just a made up thing.
Honestly, I've never liked people my whole life.
After five years without work, I realized the world didn't need me.
In the feeling was mutual. All I needed was silence,
but silence doesn't pay the bills, unfortunately.
I didn't find this job through the job board, I found it on a dirty piece of paper,
take to a pole near a grocery store, night watchmen wanted, quiet seeders campground, cash
only phone number only, no address, no owner's name, you have that doesn't sound shady,
I don't know what is, you thought that was a good idea?
A night shift in a parking lot far from the city where your only companion was a coffee
pot, seemed like a gift from fate.
Yeah, I'm sure it was, buddy.
I thought it would just be sitting, drinking coffee, and staring at a monitor.
Easy money. I was sure it would be the most boring job of my life that you were wrong.
I packed my things and didn't tell anyone where I was going.
I simply left my old life behind. It was my first job.
First job.
Feel bad for me.
A place where I was supposed to watch other people's fans.
We're from the first moment. I felt like I was being watched.
September 2, 2008, half of y'all wouldn't even allow them to 2008, probably. Actually not necessarily true.
GG. Let's go and I'll be crashing.
I want to have it!
Um, I don't know if it's just me, but the aerodynamics of the hood of my car seems
like that would be very inefficient, not gonna lie.
Man who called in me?
Hello?
Hey.
So, Mr. New Life, did you make it?
Almost, listen.
Are you sure I put in the right address?
Yeah, why?
It's just kind of creepy out here to be honest.
Feels like no one's been here in 50 years.
Going to 20 and a full revives, I'm reading!
They stop it, you're almost there. It's the first time. I know your nervous, but it's just a night and an old road.
Thank you.
You! This thing is hard to maintain control of.
I guess you're right. Relax, you got this.
As soon as you get there and take a look around, give me a talk. Okay? Just a lot of worry.
Okay, I will love you.
Love you too.
Little did they know that would be their last ever phone conversation.
Because soon after the poor man driving to his job was killed by a X-mer, who was running
the woods into her claim.
I'm just out of the trouble outside now.
Saved.
You'll try on with the five.
I hope the other drivers okay.
What just happened to look, I'm trying to do anything
except go to work, I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to right away.
I guess I'm here.
Bro, open the gate!
Man.
I'm the new security guard here.
Mr. Higgins seems to be asleep, so I need to get in somehow.
Mr. Higgins
All right, let's go under here real quick
Find a parking security guard wait is this all my job is just chillin here in this building looking at the parking lot
That is easy. Oh my goodness Chris Redfield BDO with the five gifted
Hello, I'll take it out with somebody shift
the doors locked. You know, this parking lot kind of creepy actually there's only a couple
vehicles here I got a flash at it. What is that name? What Chris Redfield BVL?
Who's wrong with that?
Maybe there's security guard over here. I can't see nothing
Hello
The door is locked there to
Who's who's shift am I taking over? I don't see nobody out here?
There's might be a hot take, but it's dark over here.
Yeah, I'm about to just quit, not know a lot.
I'm about to just go home and just, I'm a clock in and then quit.
Or not, I'm not going to clock in and go home, so I'm collecting pay while not being
at work.
I'm about to go to HR over this, wow, you can walk up here, I couldn't even see it, because it's so dark.
Hello? Is there a light switch? Okay. Is this, is this where I work at?
This is kind of cozy, am I going to lie?
Where is the other security guard at?
It looks like the PC isn't working.
Maybe Mr. Huggins in that building.
I thought it was Mr. Higgins.
Oh!
Seek the utility room.
Is that downstairs?
Let's go.
Yo Chad, I'm starting to think that this job was a scam.
No joke.
So it's Mr. Higgins, Mr. Higgins, and now it's Mr. Higgins.
What's this dude's name?
This dude's name changes every time!
Who are you?
I am Ethan.
I'm your new parking lot security.
Oh, it's you.
What are you doing here? What's you mean? I start working here tonight
You were supposed to be here yesterday anyway. I got to go
Open the barrier and let your car in. I need to leave. I'm late
And don't forget to grab your bedroom key from the storage room. Okay
Open the barrier with the remote
Yo, some's going on when Mr. Huggins chat not gonna lie
Some may write with Mr. Huggins.
Alright, let's open the barrier.
Drive the car and saw. I can do that.
Did assign me my own parking lot or parking spot. I appreciate him for that.
All right, Mr. Huggins. Have a good night. I'll handle this.
Are you forgetting something? Open the barrier. I've got a lead.
elite.
Yeah, I'm on it.
You know, these working conditions are very toxic.
Not going to lie.
Why is my boss talking to me like this?
Why is most fairing at me like that?
I'm Mr. Hogg, it's all out.
Have a good night Mr. Huggins. Thank you.
Get the key from the utility room.
Okay, is the utility room under me?
The utility room is over here, G.J.
It is so dark how am I a security guard and they didn't issue me a flashlight or any instructions by the way these working conditions are ridiculous
Okay, see no there's a real life switch. Yes, there is
Okay
Returning go to bed. Oh wait. I'm daytime security. Oh that makes this bear
Oh, maybe we're day time security tab, we're good.
Uh-uh.
That ain't my job.
I'm all the security guard here, I don't do nothing.
I don't, I don't.
That's literally your job, you're gracing, stop, because no, it's not, okay, this ain't
that bad, I'm not mad at this, it's kind of chill, I'm gonna go straight to that, I guess.
Tell me I woke up in the morning and I'm day time security.
It's in 3rd.
This is the day after 18 p.m.
Which means that it's 8 p.m.
Eat something.
Okay, I can do that.
6 p.m.
Okay, food.
Instant ramen noodles.
I'm just gonna straight up at you.
Make coffee.
Okay, you know what?
Hello!
So why didn't you call yesterday?
I'm done with this. It's over. Are you serious? Maybe I'm just beyond Hill. Now that's
crazy. She's only just like that. Like just in the snap of a finger like that because
I forgot the call. Are you for real?
Bro, come on man.
I just wish straight to be it, bro.
Man.
Let's fix this computer.
No repairs needed. It's working fine.
from our mouse code.
I can't move.
Oh, I got to use a lesson call.
Good night, Closes, Nories today.
Maybe the wind, maybe the wind blew the door open.
Oh, Lord.
Yeah, the wind probably blew the door open, right?
Because look at the trees.
I'll see the trees on the, oh, I'll pick you up the night sky.
The wind kind of blow in a little bit.
That's what it was.
I like me a nice windy night.
No, you're not like a windy night.
Ain't nothing like a 70 degree windy night.
Sitting on the porch.
Shit
Turn off the light now. I'd be leaving this line on. I know for a fact I let the light on, but
Return to my
Feel like I'm losing my mind
Didn't have to deal with this relax. Ain't nothing creepy happened. Oh, what's going on?
Did I pass out?
Sets him before the day after.
2100 p.m. which means, yeah, it's something.
Not a clock.
Oh, we got somebody coming in.
Let me open a gate.
Or do I got a talk to the first?
Who call in me?
Come out.
Hey, my friend, just arrived.
Did you pick up a package from him?
Hi, got it.
How's it going?
Is everything okay?
What is he care?
He was rude to me.
He don't care.
Yeah, everything's great.
I'm not a star.
Somebody lied.
I got a chopper in the car.
All right, let's go grab this package I guess that my boss wants to get
This is very inconspicuous here
How you do a star
Thank you have a good one
September 4th, same night, same day, yep, 2300, which means it's 11, so roughly two hours
after what just happened.
Well, how the lights all these are, for a turn, the lights on me.
I've been sitting way too long, I need to do something productive.
I'm going to go clear out the trash in the parking lot, it's an eye-safe.
Sakin the trash out at night, why not?
I love the silence.
Better take a flashlight with me.
Buddy, we're security, and you're adding extra jobs for once.
Find a flashlight in the house.
We are security here, and you're adding an extra job for what?
There's let me chill if I'll secure it to God, I'll just be sitting there playing video games,
wouldn't you?
Look at his flashlight!
Yo, I know this thing ain't worth nothing, let's see.
Let's pick up some trash.
Bro, I'm a security guard and this is the best flashlight I could get.
A another dollar tree flashlight, Chad, it is what it is.
Dollar gym or flashlight.
Can you see me?
Why?
What a dumpster at?
So have you guys seen a dumpster around here?
KC note, this flashlight, KC note is more trash over here as well.
This flashlight is so booty-cheat!
What a dumpstered areas!
There's one, two, let me go back over here and grab these, that's also more trash over
here too. Yep. Unrealistic game. I can't carry multiple that wants unrealistic.
You know, it's a little too quiet out here, huh?
Chad, it is a little too quiet for me, not going to last.
In other words, something bad is about to pop off, in case you didn't know.
Why did this dude man? This dude just typed in all counts feet picks why?
Like what's wrong with you man?
I got no feet picks dude. You know if you're asking a security guard they got feet picks. I'm a security guard right now
I'm on a way.
We're specked me.
But we can't handle it.
Why are I doing this?
I'm supposed to be watching the security camps right now.
This is ridiculous.
Oracle working conditions.
I'm going to HR.
Yo, uh, socks with the five. Thank you.
Pobler Malkov, one of the.
Chad, do you all remember when Paul Blunt Malkov had the whole world in his co-cold bro?
Everybody loved that movie man.
Dude, that movie had the world in a choke.
Hold buddy, let me tell you. Okay, there's one right there. Is there another one somewhere around here?
Because I know where the last there it is. Okay, inconspicuous white van with a trash sack beside it.
Hmm.
Not really.
See, you'll just be already just a hard year man. What you mean not really?
Yes, it did.
Finally, I got the last trash, godly!
Worst job ever, realistically this will be a great job, because it's just chill maybe
It's a boring job, but this will be the best job to have. You're by yourself. Nobody's yelling at you
Return to the computer room. All right, I can do that
Imagine you're just out here with your phone and you've got like some earbuds or something
Bro endless entertainment you just have to watch that mr. Ballon videos or something like like I used to do it work
I would put mr. Ballon videos on on my phone
because you couldn't like what I was doing work.
I couldn't like actively watch my phone,
but I would hear it and he'd be telling him
Spookustor was on all of them.
Then the guy walked into the meat grinder
and explaining it half and he died.
It's back on again.
There's no way that lights on.
I was just over there.
Hello?
A, either this building over here has a short in the wire,
or maybe it keeps coming on, or somebody's out here messing with me.
And I don't appreciate it.
A, I'm the security guard.
If you want to applaud them, come out here.
Actually, I don't do that.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry I've been working here for a few years, I've fixed wiring, I've been working
We're having some electrical issues.
I've been trying to fix it for three days now.
Big dog, this place does not justify a 10-year career.
There is no way you found enough stuff to do working here to work here for 10 years.
Oh, you startled me.
All right, I'm all I won't get in your way. So we just believe them
Where's bro, start at
September 9th G. G
2 AM
Oh double triple quadruple G. G buddy
Are we watching movie or something? Oh, what happened?
the power's out of it or go check. Charlie's over there probably working on it right now.
Wake me up, when set hand by hands.
Y'all trying to you mess with the lines again. I was watching my bro games.
I've never seen the parking lot with that many while you saw him, what was that?
Why is it not permanently like that?
He's right behind me, isn't he?
My chest hurts.
Hi, fixing this electrical installation won't help.
We need to go into the forest to the main electrical panel.
But if you think I was born yesterday, you're trying to learn me out into the forest to kill me.
Follow me, I'm going to need your help.
You have done lost
Yo-mind
Buddy what
This was the most obvious bay I've ever seen and we're just going
Can't see that I got my flashlight. I'm just following Charlie out here
Lord, what are we doing?
Survival instincts of a roly-poly-body, let me tell you.
Like, what is going on?
How far we're going out here, Charlie?
You know Charlie where's the electrical panel big dog? Oh, I see something wait. He wasn't lying
I was expecting to see like a murderers layer. He wasn't lying wait a minute
I forgot to bring a screwdriver for the panel wait five minutes. I'll be right back
I don't know if I trust you Charlie
You know Charlie you better come back because I ain't got no flashlight
Others want in here.
Who called him in?
Where are you?
That's the boss.
A guy just arrived. He's waiting for you to open up.
We've had a power failure. Charlie and I are heading out to restore the power.
Incoming Mr. Hagen saying, Charlie, no Charlie works here.
and then boss music starts playing and we have to sprint back to the main area.
Who's calling?
But are you all alone in the parking lot?
Where do you think you're going?
Those like eight Charlie's!
I'm here!
Don't get in!
No!
Stop!
I didn't help those like you do, they're trawling sharpness, we're not gonna do lunch!
Hey!
Oh Lord!
Oh, no!
Who are you?
What the heck?
We have to do all that again.
Where was our spokesman to, uh...
Try that again.
Where was our spokes to go?
All right, let's try that again. But if I die again, we go on, game it a year, don't
All right, let's try that again, but if I die again, we go game to year-to-no-jo.
I ironically best gave it a night, actually, and that's saying something, matter of fact
that's saying absolutely nothing, but this was the best game of the night, there's no doubt
about it.
It was best game.
It's Kate, but a knight.
Hey, chat, if you've been here long enough, you know some knights.
These horror games, I'm telling y'all, bro.
It's one of them knights, uh.
Hey, it's just one of them knights.
I'm the other lady, the other lady, the other lady, the...
Come on Charlie!
Let us tour my ACL.
ballscore will come in here
ballscore will come in
I'm going to get it.
I'm not trying to do it.
Now the question is, can I get in my color?
You do right there!
Erdogan is up in the past to see his dude's van.
I can't get in my car, that's confirmed.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
That's a lot!
You're ripping that thing.
Oh, my goodness, game of the night,
David a year, game of the century.
You know what? That was your first horror game?
You secured your game with a night slot. No joke you did.
That was your first work game. You know what? You got potential in the game,
making me see money. Let me tell you, you actually do.
That was game of the night right there.
Borderline game of the year, too. Not gonna lie.
Hey, gray stream, Chad, I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the get this subs don't know's bits follows.
And of course, I'm pretty sorry y'all put us hanging out.
You'll have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. I love you.
All right, peace out y'all.
Do... Do-do?