Godly computer wouldn't hook up the internet man.
Lloyd.
There's so many pop ups on this PC every time it comes on.
Cheers.
Yo!
What's good, ladies and gentlemen?
I was good. I was good. Chat was good. Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet
again, yet again, once more yet again, once more again, yet again, once more again, once
more again. Blue hoodie. I repeat, blue hoodie buddy. Yo C-R-O-N-C-E-L-O, Grim, Jur, Zoey, Nick,
Wendy, Fruity, Sunshine, Moo, Unvoiced. Suffocated, Looney, W. Subbers, man. Pre-sacred
y'all. Chad, how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten? Let me hear it.
Don't know if I asked that, but I'm asking it again, buddy.
I saw quite a few people saying, uh, it's not red. Was y'all expecting the hoodie
to be red?
Is that what's happened? Were y'all expecting this to be red?
Oh my goodness, the scammers got scammed.
Don't you just love to see it, baby.
Scammers got scammed, bubba.
Oh, man.
That's a beautiful sight right there.
get scammed. You know what I mean? Milk jug with the fire. Thank you. Hey, hold up.
How did clowny know it was blue steel?
Wait, how did how did you how could you have known it was blue steel?
investigation, there's nothing to even investigate. It's impossible to know, unless it's kiddie.
And even then, she doesn't always see what color the hoodie is before I go into the
It might be kitty for real oh
My goodness
Look at all these goobers right here
Scammers got scammed, but you love to see it still
Yeah, I don't know what's going on with cloudy though. There is there is something sinister
Right
I think cloudies you're all yeah. Yeah, no, there's something sinister going on
Actually
When are you taking your tree down
Never how about that buddy you got a problem with my Christmas tree
Huh
It stayed up how long did I keep it up last year chat what wasn't like March I
I can't how long I kept it up last year. It was up for a hot minute though. There ain't no doubt about it.
There ain't no doubt.
Poppy playtime, bro. Poppy playtime's not GG.
Wait, when does it come out? Hold up. What is Poppy playtime? Come out.
playtime. February 18th. So that's Wednesday. That's Wednesday. Mail
bail with the five. Thank you. Yeah. Two days from this moment. It
be cool if I could just play it now. You know what I mean? Wouldn't that be awesome?
You should be able to pay extra money to play a game early. No, that's messed up. No, you know
what? No, that'd be a scam. I should be able to pay extra money to play a game early. No joke.
No joke. No joke. This Goober's first time chat just said why are you pre-recording streams?
Big dog, is that the best first time chat you could come up with? You know how many times I've heard that?
Buddy, that joke was old two years ago.
But he get with the times first time chat talking about some prerecorded action you for real
You had you had a you had a million chances to come up with a good first time chat and that's what you did
What's wrong with you man
You look skinny. Thank you. Thank you for stating what everybody already knew, but doesn't want to say.
Thank you for that. It's time to take the tree down. No, it's not. It's never time to take the tree down.
The left side of my jaw is hurting. I think I got some T and J coming back.
The left side of my jaws hurt nothing. I got some t and j coming back. It's over
It's absolutely over
Man
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Gg
Appreciate you luring um case I need advice I
I went on a third date yesterday. I went on a third date and she came back to my place in the middle of
Kung Fu Panda. I closed the movie and told her I can't miss Jinxi and K's collab.
She left and now is upset with me. I think it was worth. Do I cut ties with her? Yes.
because how could you get mad at that you can you can unpause and start watching
a movie again whenever you want especially a movie that's like 500 years
old like that
yeah no it's time to move on it's time to move on yeah oh I haven't seen that
uh, come on. Thank you. Come on. For a thousand years. I never see that. Appreciate you. You
know what I'm saying? No, chat. It's like you can read. You can repulse, re resume a
movie. And on top of that, everybody in the world seeing Kung Fu Panda. Have you seen
Kung Fu Panda chat? I think everybody in the world seen Kung Fu Panda for real.
I think you're born already seen Kung Fu Panda.
Actually, it is a very well-known movie.
You know, yes, over 50 times this year.
Okay, buddy, the movie ain't that good.
Check. Everybody has a movie that they rewatched a thousand times when they was a kid. Everybody's
got that. You want to know my three movies that I rewatched on VHS? Yes. Some of y'all
don't even know what a VHS is. There was three VHS tapes that I rewatched a thousand
times in my childhood. The live action George of the jungle movie. Little rascals and the
sandlot. Yep. Those were my three absolute go to go to VHS movies. I would I would watch
them all the time. Little rascals, the live action George of the jungle where he was like
climbing up on the Golden Gate Bridge and stuff. And of course, Sandlot, the greatest
movie ever made by far. What about Shrek? Actually, yes, Shrek was in there too. I
watched a whole lot of Shrek too. Yeah. Grateful with the five. Thank you. Yeah.
appreciate you hard. W hard. Thank you hard. I appreciate that. Yeah, probably will. I can't
thank you. Yeah. Yeah, what's your favorite movie ever? Like all time favorite movie?
somebody said cars. Yo, somebody said saw you need to be investigated. Saw is your all
time favorite movie. You need to get investigated, buddy.
for with the fire. Thank you stepbrothers ogee Jurassic Park good
fillers grown-ups holes was a good movie to brawl holes was a good movie to
there ain't no doubt about it holes was a good movie let's see what they're
cookin up on my youtube recommended today let's see what the dog if you open up
youtube sometimes there's the craziest fish if you're not locked in I mean not
locked in, logged in, Hunter with the Five. Thank you.
Appreciate you, Hunter with the Five. I didn't get leaked!
If you hear a loud fart, you're lucky. It's the ones you don't hear that are
actually toxic. You see, a loud trumpet fart is mostly just swallowed air,
escaping at high pressure. It's noisy, but chemically, it's empty. Your brain hears
the rip and panics, but there's usually no weapon behind the noise. But a silent
fart, that gas has been sitting. It moves slowly because it's dense with hydrogen
sulfide, the same gas found in volcanic vents and decaying matter. Because
there's no sound to trigger a warning, victims keep breathing normally,
pulling the sulfur deep into their lungs before the smell even hits.
While the loud ones disappear in seconds, the silent ones are built to linger.
So if it's loud, you're safe.
But if it's quiet, start running.
What?
Wait, is that what I call it, silent but deadly?
Tourist with the five gifted, thank you.
Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Chad, is that not crazy? What are these YouTube shorts on here?
Like hello? This new big boy called get the 500 bits and said, don't you ever disrespect
cars. Buddy, I didn't disrespect cars. I was laughing because it's goober said
his favorite movie of all time was cars and I thought that was funny.
You'll have your birthday carers. Thank you.
Chad, y'all don't think it's slightly funny for your favorite movie all
time to be cars?
That's kind of funny.
That's kind of funny, don't play with me, ooh this is like a good one.
Man stop with the air!
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Today we will play, would you rather, Junk Food Edition.
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You'd rather eat sushi or pizza.
What is it?
I need to release the far argument with your dad.
No, it's crazy, mom.
What you talking about?
Bro, my dad used to would fart in a car
and lock us in with it, by the way.
Metal Gauntlet with the five, thank you.
Uh.
Pizza, you gotta go pizza, that is what it is.
Would you rather eat cherry pie or apple pie?
Not gonna lie, apple pie.
Gotta go, gotta go apple here, you're lucky with the pie.
What is a bread bowl is it actually just a bread bowl?
I guess lasagna.
I don't know what no bread bowl action is lasagna is gross.
No lasagna lasagna is good if it's done right.
Now, if it's not done right, it's horrible.
Would you rather go to In-N-Out Burger or Shake Shack?
I've never had either of these in my entire life.
No joke, own everything I love, I haven't.
So I do not know.
Caso spy with the five.
would you rather eat sticky ban or cinnamon roll would you rather eat
cringles or goldfish are you actually dead serious with this comparison like
are you dead serious you could have put a dog curd where the Pringles are and
steal what it took Joe's dog dirt over goldfish. What you talking about?
S'mores or Rice Krispies? Rice Krispies! Your Rice Krispies are so good man I'm
I'm sorry.
Anybody say it smores the simpleton?
Would you rather eat hot dog or chili dog?
I mean it depends on what kind of mood you're in.
If it's a hot summer day and you're doing stuff outside, you would rather go hot dog.
Now if it's a time where you're not going to be doing that much and it's kind of cold
outside, you would go chili doll. So but I'm gonna have to go I'm gonna go hot dog
here. Because one thing ease of making it's way better. When you go chili doll,
there's a whole bunch of other steps and the other steps I mean it's like
make it chilly with it but still hot dog pancakes or chocolate cake
I speak for every single person in this stream that everybody chooses pancakes
here by the way. Everybody would you rather eat McDonald's french fries or
McDonald's hash brown the french fries don't get me wrong their hash
browns are good but they ain't got nothing on the front the only thing that
keeping McDonald's together is the french fries let's be honest
Because realistically bro, you can go to the grocery store and buy some of these hash browns
like this.
They actually sell them in the freezer aisle and legitimately cook them and they taste
almost the same.
Like no joke they do.
Would you rather eat sloppy joes or hamburger?
hamburger. I'll really mess with sloppy joe like that.
deathless queen with a 10.
grilled cheese sandwich or cheese pizza. Yeah, you could have put almost anything
over there against the grilled cheese. I would have chose the grilled cheese.
cheese pizza is good and everything. Don't get me wrong.
but dude, grilled cheese is our next level. They're just truly
level. It's insane. Like it's it's like generationally good.
It's up there where there's only a few things in the world that's
beaten it. No joke. Like actually because not only is it
does it taste exceptional but the best part about a grilled cheese
is that it's absolutely minuscule effort to create
something that is one of the best tasting things ever.
Wrongest opinion ever. You just said a wrong guess.
Ain't nobody listening to you, man.
Wrong guess!
Would you rather eat Kit Kat or Twix?
I'd rather eat a Twix than a Kit Kat, no joke.
Or everything I love, I would. Yeah, I would.
I'd rather eat a Twix. Yeah.
All day.
Which dessert do you want to eat?
Swiss roll or ice cream sandwich ice cream sandwich get out of here. I'm not big old
sweets y'all notice I've been saying this over the years. I'm not that big old
sweets with ice cream sandwich generational Mount Rushmore sweets no
joke.
Mount Rushmore dude.
Would you rather Panda Express or Chick-fil-A?
I've never had Panda Express in my life, but I know it's it's Panda Express Chinese food. I think it is right
Yeah, that's Chinese food has got to be so I've never had that in my life
But it's Chinese food. So it is better either way without me having it
Like I've never been to a Chinese restaurant that I was like nasty. They're all good
Chinese food is literally
like the best food group in the world.
Like Chinese food is by far best food group in the world
and then Mexican foods right under it.
But Chinese food, number one, undefeated, not gonna lie.
["Best Food Group in the World"]
I've never, that, whatever that is on the left looks absolutely disgusting by the way.
I don't know what that is.
That looks like somebody took a bloody dump on top of some bread and just cut it up.
That looks absolutely putrid.
nasty it looks like a sloppy joe on some bread like what
popcorn or popcorn
I don't care what you say next, I really don't.
I'm choosing mashed potatoes and I already know you're going to put something that's
not even going to compete with it anyway.
Or baked potatoes.
Yeah, mashed tater.
What you talking about?
Get out of here.
Baked potato good too.
Come on man.
you get a good set of mashed potatoes my like my mom my mom makes some good
mashed potatoes man I don't know if she gets them out of the box or what but what
my mom makes them mashed potatoes man of things good dude mom you make the
mashed potatoes out the box or no I don't even remember but I know they
good. Both. Yeah. Yo game face
with the 50 gifted W game face
with the 50 gifted. That is
crazy. I appreciate that game
face for real game face. Thank
you with the 50. I appreciate
you. Dude, that's the thing
with man to take is the ones
out the box are even good and
they ain't that hard to make.
Actually, I don't know if they're
hard to make because I've
or Baskin Robbins. Dude, there was this gas station I used to go to a long time ago.
Like 10 plus years ago, there was this gas station they had a Baskin Robbins in the side
of it. I did not know what Baskin Robbins was. Me and my buddy Link went one day. We
were both working in the same place. It was like, yo, let's slide over to Baskin
Robbins. I was like, all right. It was an ice cream place. I got a waffle cone.
I got a strawberry waffle cone bro it was goaded. I'm going bastard Rollins, man
Would you rather eat mozzarella sticks or chicken nuggets? I
Mean if it's a good chicken nugget you're going chicken nugget I mean
Which chips do you like more, Flays or Doritos?
Man, that's...
Because they're not saying specific flavors, right?
So you have to compile all the flavors of each that you've had
and then make a judgment based on which one has consistently the best stuff you've had.
So if I'm going off of that, I would have to go Doritos.
And Doritos are carried by the spicy sweet chili ones in the purple bag. If you've never had
the spicy sweet chili ones from the purple bag, you need to go get you some
because, uh, yo, Adam, you over here talking about some long opinion.
You're from Alaska, big dog.
They even got Doritos over there.
You over there eating icicles and stuff, but you need to try
to purple bag spicy sweet chili ones.
Would you rather eat a big Mac or a double whopper?
a big mat. It just is what it is. I mean, it is. It's just it is what it is. It's better.
I mean, come on, man. 43 dogs with the 10 gifted.
Would you rather eat red velvet cake or New York cheesecake? Red velvet. Are you serious?
I mean, cheesecake is good, but come on, man. It's red velvet cake. I mean, come on.
here's another thing about cheesecake cheesecake is carried by that red stuff
that you pour over the top of it what's it called what's it called
Yeah, that strawberry stuff, what's it called that candy?
I probably go right there to do not go a lot of races cups or Oreos
Reese's Cup because the thing is if you're gonna get an Oreo and it's gonna be a very enjoyable experience
you have to go Oreo Thins.
Oreos, base Oreos are all right,
but Oreo Thins are a million times better,
but if you're going base for base right here,
like base for base product, you gotta go Reese's Cup.
["Base for Base"]
Would you rather drink Fanta or Sprite?
Anything other than Sprite.
Like I do to imagine pulling up to like a eatery
like McDonald's and ordering a Sprite.
Dude, you wouldn't catch me dead.
Like you would not.
You're literally drinking carbonated air.
For what?
I don't know why Sprite has a picture
of lemon lime on their thing because you can't taste it.
All you taste is carbonation.
It makes no sense to me.
I don't get it.
What's up with the lemon lime?
I actually don't get it.
You know what I use Sprite for?
Base for my gamer subs.
I don't have it, this is water right here,
but when I have like some Sprite or something
the house. I'll use Sprite instead of water. But base Sprite? Drinking base Sprite. That's
that's insane. I'm sorry. Cookies or Twinkies? Twinkies, I mean come on. Twinkies fell off,
but I'd rather have a Twinkie than a Cookie.
Honestly.
Like if there's a chocolate chip cookie sitting right here
and there's a Twinkie sitting right here,
I'm taking the Twinkie.
It is what it is.
Now it is what it is.
Pepperoni pizza or margarita?
I don't know what a margarita pizza is.
Is that like an alcohol pizza?
What is that?
what is it hello are you gonna answer I would choose the pepperoni pizza and
just take the pepperonis off because I despise pepperoni actually I hate it
pepperoni is like depression in a food it makes everything worse
I go to Wendy's and yeah I go to Wendy's.
would you rather eat strawberry cheesecake or mississippi mud pie mississippi what uh
strawberry cheesecake buddy thank you that's where the infamous strawberry cheesecake harmonizer
came from back in the day would you rather eat Ritz crackers or cheez-its are we going
base product for base product because regular cheez-its suck if we're being honest now if
you break out some white cheddar cheez-its then yeah I'm going white cheddar cheez-its
any day of the week. But if you're asking me what I rather eat plain ritz crackers or
base flavored cheez-its, I would actually rather eat plain ritz crackers than base cheez-its.
And I'm so serious. I'm actually dead serious.
plain ritz crackers are actually good.
garlic bread or quesadilla I got to go garlic bread actually I love quesadilla
The garlic bread's too good
DQ Blizzard or I see I see all day
Good things are good man
Would you rather sweet waffles or savory waffles
What is a savory waffle? A sweet one? What? I don't know what a savory waffle? Why is there
an egg on it? What? Which one do you prefer? Fish and chips all day! There ain't nothing
like some French fries and some fish, man. Truly there's not. You get some good fish
some good french fries now don't get me wrong I like the filet of fish too but
fish and chips man
sour patch kids or lifesavers
sour patch kids
Don't get me wrong, sirepats just sirepats, you know what I mean, sirepats is almost like
the definition of candy, if they're too good.
White chocolate or milk chocolate?
White chocolate, you know what, get out of here.
Yeah, y'all are nasty for real.
Y'all are actually nasty.
Booking.com has all kinds of stays because some want a house in the desert.
Others.
Would you rather go to Burger King or Popeyes?
Burger King.
And another reason that I don't go to Popeyes as much as I would is because it feels like I'm going to die every time I eat it.
Like no offense to Popeyes, I don't know what it is about it.
Every time I eat it, I feel like I'm going to die after.
I don't know why, but it just feels like you ate something that's like you're going
to die.
Dairy milk caramel ice cream or Kinder Bueno ice cream.
I've never had either of these, but that one on the right, if I got these two side
I'd choose that one on the right.
Would you rather eat Jell-O or Jolly Rancher?
Jolly Rancher? Hello? What am I, five?
Nobody's eating Jell-O?
What is wrong with y'all?
Would you rather eat fried rice or fried noodles?
Oh, come on, I'm not even just... I'm not even giving you an answer here.
You know what I'm picking, buddy.
Would you rather unlimited pizzas or unlimited ice cream?
Which dessert do you want to eat?
Carrot cake or lemon pound cake?
Anything but carrot cake, I'm going lemon pound cake.
I've never had either of these in my life.
I guess a double whopper?
I've had a single whopper, I never had a double one.
Smile potato or curly fries?
Charlie Fry, get outta here what you talking about?
What you talking about?
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
There's nothing that you was about to put next to this
that was gonna win, I'm sorry.
PB and J.
Sandwich.
There, there, there is few things that you could have put beside the PB and J that
would have won.
Would you rather eat Skittles or Jelly Belly?
Skittles, what you talking about? Skittles too good. Skittles, go to it.
Would you rather eat potato?
Big dog, what could you possibly put beside this?
Chips or pretzels.
Be so real!
Little Caesars or Pizza Hut.
Would you rather go to Taco Bell, or Five Guys?
I've never had five guys in my life, Paul Stocco Bill.
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First question.
Would you rather get kicked in the shin or get stung by 20 bees?
I'd rather get kicked in the shin.
The only time getting kicked in the shin hurts that bad
is if somebody has like some boots on or something.
Like if you get kicked in the shin
by somebody wearing like a tennis shoe,
it's really not even that bad.
Kicked in the shin.
Ouch!
Crypted with the fire.
Would you rather never be angry again
or never be sad again?
Never be sad again.
People like being angry, that's fun.
Would you rather be the only person in the world or get bullied every day?
The only person in the world?
Why would you want to get bullied every day?
What?
Would you rather be the best at every sport or play an instrument better than anyone?
Best at every sport, I guess.
Yo, y'all some nerds up here, what you mean instrument?
Actually, you know what? I'm switching my answer, you're right. Yeah, instrument.
Would you rather have $5 million right now or have $1,000 a day for 20 years?
So if you get $1,000 a day, that's $365,000 a year.
Okay.
You'd have to do $365,000 times 20.
what would you end up with? Yeah, you'd end up with 7.3 million instead of 5 million.
So everybody in here that just said 5 million right now, you just scammed yourself, buddy.
Would you rather live without water or live without electricity?
electricity electricity you gonna dive me got a water what you talking about
would you rather never watch TV again or never listen to me TV anyway what you
talking about hello you didn't say nothing about YouTube goodbye TV what's
you talk about you don't want TV
safe again
you can still walk my stream because i didn't count it as TV
would you rather never leave your hometown but be rich or travel the world
with no money how you gonna do that
i'll go left
Would you rather be a billionaire with no friends or family or be average but have people
who love you?
You'd go the right one, hello?
Would you rather always skip lunch or breakfast?
I'd rather always skip breakfast.
I feel like most people do that anyway, right?
Type one if you skip breakfast every day in here.
Right?
So I want a few skit breakfasts every day in here.
Would you rather spend one night in a real haunted house?
No, there's no such thing as that, but okay.
Or spend a week alone in the woods?
I would much rather spend a night alone in a haunted house than a week alone in the woods.
Are you kidding me?
Do you know how bad that would be?
Oh my goodness, I don't think you understand how bad a week alone in the woods would be,
especially in the summertime.
That would actually, you might die.
I know it's only a week, but that's terrible.
Phew, I'm so happy I don't have to choose.
Would you rather lose access to the internet?
Oh, yeah, goodbye internet. See you. I mean there's there's not many things that I would rather
Give up over the internet, but yeah, I'd give up. Yeah, come on man
Yeah, I'd say have to say peace to the internet at that point
The amount of people that just said a limb I'm like actually concerned for a lot of y'all
dog dog the amount of people that is that just saw step that I just saw say
peace limb is insane and forever or lose a limb yeah I'd say bye to the internet
man that would suck though but you you're not gonna get your arm or leg
chopped off for that. There's no way you would. You'd have to be like the old days
and watch movies and like cable TV. That's doable. That's doable. Yeah, yeah,
goodbye internet. Would you rather find your true love or get your dream job?
You probably got to, you know what you gotta be looking at, you know what you
You gotta go drink job here and I'm gonna lie.
Would you rather win $10,000 shopping spree
or win a two week dream vacation?
I wouldn't, if I won one of these,
I wouldn't use either one of them.
So I...
What would you rather be able to teleport or be able to communicate with teleport?
What you talking about?
Hello?
Again, I made this I made this point the other day and I'll say it again.
The magic of dogs and cats and stuff is the fact that you can't talk to them.
That that that coolness factor wouldn't be there if you could talk to them.
going to lie. Teleports. Animals. The reason that pets are so cool is because y'all can coexist in
peace and have a mutual understanding and hang out but also not have to talk. That's the coolest
thing ever. Being able to talk that would kind of ruin the coolness factor of that right there.
So, and on top of that, even if it wasn't just for that,
being able to teleport is like the most broken superpower ever.
That's just too good.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Yes.
Would you rather shower in boiling hot water or in ice cold water?
So you're asking if you would rather die or live?
Ma'am, can we be serious?
You realize if you're in boiling hot water,
you're going to die, right?
It's boiling.
She specifically said boiling.
Would you rather never eat hamburgers again
or never eat pizza again?
Peace out, hamburgers, never knew you.
Got me messed up.
Would you rather get your dream house or your dream car as a gift house?
Would you rather always be smelly or always have bad breath you?
I mean the realistic answer here you would have to go bad breath and just never say
nothing anybody would you rather be rich and ugly or be poor and gorgeous
buddy I'm going on the left what you talking about
would you rather never brush your teeth again or never wash your hair again
You'd have to go here! I mean, you piece of shit gonna fall out!
Would you rather buy a Ferrari or donate the same amount of money to a charity?
Why would I buy a Ferrari?
Unironically, the charity one.
Can't even fit in a Ferrari.
Would you rather swim with sharks or swim with crocodiles?
Oh, so death or death?
The death would be worse in crocodiles, not going to lie.
Because then things will grab a hold of your arm and start spinning, you know it's going
to get like twisted up to death.
Sharks, it's going to be like the situation is like I got a couple bites and I'm out
of there.
you're death death to death you'd I'd rather die to sharks
what'd you just say
don't crocs hunt humans I don't know but there's them you ever heard him salt
water crocodiles brought him things actually snap you up bad would you
Would you rather wear winter clothes in summer or summer clothes in winter clothes?
Would you rather become a billionaire or live twice as long?
life span. Why not double life span? Because do you imagine you choose number
two, then you die at 40. And then you just live till you're 80. That'd be the
biggest scam ever. Could you imagine? But like, but when does the aging start
setting in? So say you live till 75 years old, which means you would make it to
what? 150? Is that what that is? Would the aging start setting in at like 130? If
If that's the case, yeah, double, double action, all day.
["Dog You Would Die in Antarctica"]
Would you rather live alone on an island
or with your friends in Antarctica?
Big Dog, you would die in Antarctica.
It's nothing but snow.
would you rather be teleported 500 years into the past or 500 years into the future?
Yeah I'm not going 500 years into the past.
That's back when you would say something wrong and they'd give you the leather sack.
Can't do that or they'd give you like the you know
Yo 3v3 with the hundred gifted subs oh my goodness
Yo, w3v3 with the hundred gifted that is insane. I appreciate that
3v3 with the hundred gifted for real. Thank you
Yeah, or the pair of anguish or
or the the boat thing yeah no I'm good on that w3v3 for real with the hundred
gift that I really appreciate that thank you
that's 200 from 3d3 w3v3 for real that's crazy thank you would you rather
There's been five years in a Kova or spend one year in a maximum security prison.
I mean, come on, you'd have to take the one year and it's maximum security.
So nobody's going to mess with you in there.
You'd have to take the one year, five years gone.
No, you got to take the one.
Yo, W3V3 for it with the 200 gift that I really appreciate that for real.
That's crazy.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you, man.
Would you rather get a paper cut every time you touch paper or bite your tongue every time
you eat?
I touch paper once a year.
So yeah, let's go ahead and go paper cut.
What are you talking about?
3v3 with another hundred gifted bro. That's 300 gifted from 3v3
Lord have mercy. I appreciate that
3v3 with the 300 gifted that's actually insane. I really appreciate that for real. Thank you. That's wild like no joke
That's why I really appreciate that. Thank you
Would you rather win the Nobel Prize or win an Olympic gold medal?
I don't know what the Nobel Prize is.
What's the Nobel?
Hello, I asked a question!
May I forget, y'all, I'm going to let it go.
Would you rather lose the one you love the most or lose all your memories?
I mean, big dog, that would be the most selfish thing ever if you chose the left side.
Are you kidding me?
Would you rather be friends with your favorite superhero or be friends with your favorite YouTuber?
I'm already friends with my favorite YouTuber, so joke's on you, bud.
talking about. And I would choose that one anyway.
Would you rather eat this burger or give it to him?
Are you serious here?
Are you serious? This is messed up. I'd give it to him.
Would you rather own this mansion or own a private island what you're talking about that be clean
look how much of a vibe that looks right there
Would you rather be loved by all or feared by all
That'd be kind of hard being feared, not gonna lie.
You don't much ore you'd have, bro.
Imagine you just walk into a room and everything's like,
Dude, come on, man.
You gotta go love all of them.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Dude, tell me that wouldn't be kinda clean, though.
Would you rather never use social media sites again?
Goodbye, TV show.
Peace.
I'm tired of talking about TV shows.
2026, man.
Or never watch another movie or TV show.
Yeah, I'm good on movies too.
Would you rather have more time or have more money?
More time.
I'm sure you'll love this video.
So what are you waiting for? Click on-
Buddy, if you think I'm choosing guests at Disney Movie by Four Sames,
You have lost your mind.
Ha ha ha.
You have lost your mind.
Yo, what could this be right here?
Welcome back, Gassers.
Are you curious to know how bad you really are?
Let's figure it out in this-
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Never have I ever bad edition.
Join in and see how many not so good things you've done.
Wait a minute.
Never have I ever spread a false rumor about someone.
Oh, okay, ooh, okay, I thought it was gone somewhere else.
I've actually never done this.
Because I'm not a despicable, disgusting person.
Never have I ever used someone else's tooth bruh
NOOOOOO
Without them knowing
Never have I ever lied to get out of trouble
Everybody's done that
Bull
Never have I ever gossiped about a close friend
Because I'm a real one. What you talking about?
Never have I ever cheated on a tax
Never have I ever taken credit for someone else's work
What you mean by that
now if you're like playing legal legends and you're playing top lane and your
bottom lane carries you at the end of the game you say top gap then yes I have
but other than that no I don't think so
never have I ever told a secret I promise to keep no I think this is
It comes down to being a real one or not, man.
No, if you do that, you're actually disgusting.
Y'all remember the store I told you about that kid that took a dump in front of me
when I went to that water park when I was a kid?
That's nasty, man.
have I ever cheated in a game? Yeah, I used to hack on the Wii. I hacked in Mario Kart
Wii all the time and I got banned. I'm there forgetting because somebody hacked my Wii
one time and got all my stuff erased. So I had to figure out, back in the day you
would hack the Wii by using a SD card you could get, you could get the homebrew channel
on the Wii and I would hack Mario Kart and I would instantly spawn in with a bullet and
I would win every game and I got banned.
Never have I ever broken something in anger.
Oh yeah.
What's you talking about?
You know how many controllers I've broken?
Dude.
This reminds me.
Okay.
Who had a PS4 in here?
if you had a ps4 you you know how solid a ps4 controller is you really got to be
trying to break that thing to break a ps4 controller I can't remember what I
was playing my buddy link with the house I think I was playing I think I was
playing like 2k or something like that. This was like gawdly probably eight years ago. This was the
craziest thing ever. I was in my bedroom. This is when I lived at the trap house. My bedroom in the
trap house was not big at all. It was like half of the size of this room. I got mad at the game.
This was like a new controller. I got mad at the game. I stood up turned around through the
controller as hard as I could on the other side of the room.
A notification popped up that said controller disconnected.
That's how hard I threw that controller. And we tried to look for it
and we never found the controller again. So I think I threw the controller so
hard that it actually disintegrated.
And we're talking, I didn't throw the controller outside.
It was in a little bedroom we looked everywhere for that controller and we never found it again.
I don't know what happened. I've never thrown a PS4 controller hard enough that it disconnects.
I threw it so hard I think it literally transported into the back rooms.
That is steel. When you moved out did you find it? No, that controller was never found.
I don't know what happened to it. I think it hit the wall so hard that it
actually snapped into the back rooms. Like somebody that got
transported to the back rooms probably found that on their
playthrough.
Yep.
Never have I ever blamed a pet for something I did.
Yeah, I've done that.
Like my mom will come over to the house or something.
She'll see like a water bottle in the floor.
I'll be like, oh yeah, kiddie was playing with that thing.
Never have I ever stolen anything from a store.
No.
Never have I ever thrown trash on the ground when a trash can-
No joke. I've never I've never littered actually never have I ever tried to sneak into a movie
theater or concert? No, you sneak snacks in that thing. I can tell you that much. My mom,
my mom doesn't carry purses around. But back when we would go to the movies, she would carry a
purse and we would go to the dollar store and sneak in the snacks and we put it in her purse and then we like
Get in there and then you and use that to get the snack action because bro, they be actually
Over product dude the snacks that cost in a movie getter is actually crazy dude
Like it's insane. I mean we would go to the dollar general before we go to a movie
We'd all pick out what we want and we put it in her purse and then we walk in she act like you just regular purse action
Would you just say no original experience? Yeah, I feel like a bunch of people's done that
Never have I ever walked out of a restaurant without paying
Never have I ever had a party while my parents were out
Never have I ever snooped through someone's phone.
No.
Man, I'm a good guy, man.
Never have I ever sat at the dinner table with my family and played on my phone.
Huh?
It's 2026, no nobody said the table and he's no more.
Never have I ever blamed someone else for my mistakes.
Have I ever answered my phone while sitting in a movie theater?
Never have I ever thrown trash out of a car window
Never have I ever been into a fist fight with anybody
Like just straight up punching action.
Yo Adam, you said you've been in plenty of them, you're from Alaska dude, who you fighting?
Frosty the snowman, come up talking crazy.
Never have I ever used dropped on someone's conversation.
Yeah I've done that.
Never have I ever stolen anything from one of my friends houses.
Never have I ever been grounded.
Have I ever snuck out of the house when I was supposed to be grounded?
Never have I ever driven without a license yeah, yeah, I was driving when I was like 13
Never have I ever farted and lied about it not being me
Never have I ever had to stay late after school because I was in attention
NAPE!
Heavy dollar signs with a five!
Never have I ever laughed at somebody who got hurt.
Yeah, I've laughed at that a lot.
Never have I ever stayed up all night playing video games.
Big dog, yeah?
I can't remember it was when I was a kid I dropped like I was like a little kid. I think I was in there with my granny or my mom. I can't remember and they had like a little glass container of jelly. I was like looking through stuff and I dropped it and broke on the ground.
I was like a little kid.
I think I was in there with my granny or my mom.
I can't remember.
And they had like a little glass container of jelly.
I was like looking through stuff
and I dropped it and it broke on the ground.
Never have I ever judged anybody
by the clothes they were wearing.
No.
Lovely with the vibe.
Thank you.
Never have I ever lied about being sick.
Yes, absolutely.
It to get out of work or school.
Never have I ever stolen money from my mom's purse.
No. I don't know how you could do this and not think they're gonna find out. Why would you even try it?
Never have I ever skipped school.
Yeah.
Never have I ever used my phone in class while the teacher was talking.
Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy iPhones and stuff like nowadays.
I had a motor on the razor.
And I didn't get that till I was like 14.
["I'm a Rapper"]
Never have I ever been suspended from school.
No, man.
Never have I ever faked my parents signature on a document.
No, these are, okay, these are,
You're getting stupid now, ma'am.
Never have I ever been arrested.
No.
Never have I ever wiped my book off on someone's clothes.
YELL!
Never have I ever lied about my age.
No.
Never have I ever ignored a phone call from a family member.
Not on purpose.
Never have I ever damaged someone else's car and didn't leave a note.
No.
Never have I ever tried to change a grade that was written on my report card.
Dog, dog, no.
Never have I ever lied to my parents.
Yeah, you be like, hey, my turn to them hurt, I can't go to school, that's a lie.
Yeah, I feel like everybody's done that.
Never have I ever used my phone while I was driving.
Bro, bro, I mean everybody's done this one time, come on man.
I've been driving for 10 plus years, yeah I ain't gonna lie, I've checked it before.
I peaked it, like you see it to you like oh, are you like wanna change the song or something?
I mean everybody done it man, we're acting like you ain't never did it.
You go into jail, bro, the cops, the one that be doing this the most.
Every time you see a cop driving around, they own a phone, driving.
Every time I see, bro, I'm telling you, every time I see a cop driving on the road, they
are literally sitting here doing this.
I swear they are.
I'm a cop. Not true. I'm a cop. Yes, you do, bro. Never have I ever given someone a
fake phone number. No. Here are some other video. We got kind of stupid to end
not gonna lie. Yeah, that one got that one. That one kind of got kind of dumb
at the end. It was asking. They was asking some stupid stuff at the end
they're not gonna lie. Casos use toilet paper with the
10 gifted. Oh my goodness. Lord have mercy. What? That is
nasty. That is actually disgusting. Yo. Yo, Auntie Abby
with 5,000 bits. W. Auntie Abby with 5,000 bits. High case, I made a
mincer version of the Mackey case of pizza using clay. I'd love to send it
over to you. Video on how I made it is on my Tiktok auntie underscore abby.
Take your rights with a smile on my face. I watch your YouTube every day
while I work out from the UK. Yo, W. Auntie Abby for real with the 5,000
bits. I appreciate it. I have to beat that. Thank you, Auntie Abby.
I appreciate that. Thank you. That's actually really cool. What is
Just Monty you'll simply with the five Monty with 5,000 bits
Wait a minute what what is this
Hey case I have to go back to work for the first time in a month
So I won't be watching streams as much because I work from 6 p.m. To 6 a.m. Oh
Oh, JK, I watched while I'm at work. Okay, you was about to be gone. I'm not gonna lie.
Hey, you saved it right there? You saved it right there? You was about to be gone. No.
Not gonna lie. You was about to be up out of here. I'm glad you were able to save
But though you know what time it is, Chad.
Happy birthday, Bryce!
Hey, you already know what time it is.
What time is it?
Huh?
What time?
Spooky time.
What time?
Spooky time.
What time?
This game had some real good reviews on it.
So I got high hopes for it.
The skin stapler.
Lock in Chad you best get you a dive beyond.
Cursus Spooky Power!
Yeah!
name of this game is the skin stapler the reviews on it was real good so I got high
hopes for it
music hard
It's hard, Chad.
Chippin' that music ain't hard.
Yo.
["Waltz of the Year"]
Yo, Gallup with 5,000 bits.
W Gallup with 5,000 bits.
This game is extremely goaded
and FYI, Elena Laser is a playable character as well.
Yo, Elena Laser, a homie, not gonna lie.
She code, that's that.
She goaded.
This is the, Chad, y'all never massacre
that game that game was absolutely positively great.
Same devs and that game was like insanely good.
Use toilet paper with the TN.
Carrying city, another night of rot simmering under busted street lights and dark alleyways.
The streets were soaked in junky sweat and bad decisions. Every corner consumed with vermin and vice.
Right.
Every night I ask myself the same question. How much farther can we fall?
fall and now we got some freak carving his way through the city the skin
stapler leaves skin like paper trails the streets whisper fear and cover-ups
me I just whispered Tuesday
this city's drowning in misery but everything else for sale murder was
just waiting for its turn. Who am I?
The name's Dick, Detective Dick Slater, and I'm the only one keeping the filth from spilling
over and drowning this city in its own sin.
Waiter! Come in! Are you talking to yourself and your cruiser again?
I don't know you an explanation. What do you want?
She's looking for you. Get down to the station.
Fine. Tell him I'm on my way.
Okay, um, I gotta take, apparently if I see a hot dog pop up, I need to hide the screen.
I have no idea what that means.
Good ol' carrion CDPD.
It's all smell of stale coffee...
...and disappointment.
This is cinema!
This is actually cinema!
Let's see what the chief wants this time.
So we're playing as a...
Oh, what's his name?
The cop.
Okay.
I'm turning the sensitivity down a little bit.
This does, like the way it looks,
does remind me of Massacre at the Mirage.
Okay, mouse sensitivity.
Let's go like right here.
That might be good.
Oh my goodness.
Now it's too low.
Are we for real?
The skin state.
That's crazy.
Perfect.
Alright, we're playing as a cop.
in here broke out some ore though not gonna lie look at this this look round
beef with the five thank you
talk to the chief inside his office okay so if I hit you it shows the
objective. I appreciate that W. Devs. Thank you. All right. Let's talk to the
chief real quick.
This is the police department.
Looks like it's been abandoned for years.
I see they still have you babysitting the front desk Luna you're late again Slater I
was thought in the thank you fall asleep in your cruiser again sorry Luna and yet here
We are
Some of us don't get to disappear into the night of Brian's waiting for you in his office
Okay, look at me
Yeah, well, let me buzz you in
See you around. All right. Thank you. I'm gonna go talk to the chief
Is it over here
Yo, Chief, where you at?
Chad, why does this place look so messed up?
We're the Chief, are you the Chief?
Yo!
I mean, I mean, Detective Slater, sir.
Oh, we actually got aura.
We got people calling us sir.
Elmer, you hear any chatter about the stapler?
Elmer.
When a cuss reads a hotdog, later on in the game, cover the screen, it just looks
it up and it's questionable.
Yeah, that's why I gotta take something about a hot dog if there's a hot dog like you gotta cover the screen.
So apparently, apparently there's something.
Uh, yeah.
No, sir, but I was just thinking.
If you need backup for someone to ride along?
I've been logging response types, radio codes, crime patterns.
I can really help out there now. We're good. Elmer appreciates you know big doll these streets will chew you up and spit you out
You're a good kid
But your place is here at the station
I
Just don't want to push buttons forever
You don't want to see what I've seen
Just keep adding kid
And let me know if you hear anything about the snake.
Slater low key to go Chad, why you got so much horror?
Well, after that Mr. Slater, I mean detective.
Bro does think he saw the snake for real, not gonna lie.
Yo, where is the chief at?
There's a lot of people in here, why don't know about,
do we not got a janitor or something to clean this place up?
Are you cheap?
Yes, still chasing ghosts Slater.
Someone has to.
What's the main character's name?
Slater's his last name.
I'll call them Richard.
Yeah, just don't expect me to keep up anymore.
I've got a foot in the grave.
It could be worse.
Most cops in Caryon City never make it to retirement.
Retirement? With how corrupt this city is?
I wouldn't be surprised if they kept me on my feet until I kill over in the streets.
I like all the characters so far though, they're actually kind of chill.
I think we both share, I'm afraid.
It's not too late for you, dick.
But me? Well, I'm getting too old for this shit.
Hello?
Well, look who got out of his trench coat.
You miss me, Slater?
Not even a little.
Shame.
I've got a real thankful man who looked like they got nothing left to lose.
Them aim lower.
Your loss.
Plinio made an air station.
Speaking of... I saw a strapping young man headed to the chief's office.
I'm sure you'll get your claws into him sooner or later.
Hopefully sooner than later.
If you talk to him, would he look good work for me, yeah?
Okay.
I'm not your wingman. Get help, Roxy.
Approaches or a farming man? Is this the chief's office?
Yeah, it is. Lock in.
Well, I'll be damned. Nice of you to finally show up, Slayer.
Dude, this is cinema!
If you want it on 12, you should have hired a watch.
Who's the kid?
It looks too clean for this city.
That's Detective Robbie Knox. Transfer from Rowan.
Robbie Knox, huh?
Detective Slater. It's an honor. I've read every report you ever wrote.
Your work on the full Mooner case?
The what case?
79 was imaginary.
Yeah, we might have to, we might have to, yeah, this is bad.
We might have to turn the chat off because this is gonna be bad.
Yeah, City was edging my total collapse back then, but I put down that freak for good.
We saved the city.
Steve, I just elated the inevitable.
Now we've got a new animal stalking these streets.
Which is why you're gonna need help.
The stapler is escalating and you're not chasing him along.
Also Robbie's my partner now?
Excuse me.
Knox is your new partner.
What?
You gotta be kidding me, O'Brien.
You know I work a lot.
I can't be wasting time babysitting some new transfer.
O'Brien.
If you could give me a minute, gentlemen, duty comes.
That's better. Robbie, why don't you wait by Slater's cruiser? I need to talk to him alone.
Roger that, Chief.
Hey, Robbie got some aura too!
Dick, the mayor is so far down my throat about the stapler that I feel like I'm an undecided cop.
You're killing me, Brian.
You don't get a vote on this.
He's your new partner.
Now get out there and catch me and kill her.
That's an order.
Dude, this is goaded so far, I'm not gonna lie.
Check if I'm dated, return to the cruiser outside.
Alright, chief!
Have a good one!
Thanks for the talk!
I don't know why it looks like it's abandoned in here.
You know what I mean?
So our new partner is Robbie.
It's giving Batman and Robin vibes.
Dude, the other game that I married the Mirage, or massacred the Mirage game that they made
was an absolutely great game too.
They know how to make some games.
Ain't no doubt about it.
Alright, Robbie, look!
Just want you to know I'm the boss!
Attemptive Slater.
Rule one, you don't try and impress me.
I... okay.
Rule two. If things go bad, you stay behind me.
Got it.
Reiki the rule. I leave you at the curb.
Understood.
Yeah!
The quick fix.
What inside?
Who is that?
Another beautiful night in Cary and City.
I get to spend it stuffing wieners into buns and regret my life choices.
Oh, are you- oh, were the employee at the hot dog shop?
Are you- oh- were the employee at the hot dog shop?
So it switches from other POVs then.
Tay-tay with the tin, thank you.
But I don't regret you, baby. My jank wagon deserves nothing but the best.
Once I have you fully paid off, I can quit this crappy job
and leave this city in dust.
I'll be counting the days until then. Better head inside and start my shift.
They can't be...they can't be that bad. This looks like a good place to work.
The jank wagon? I'm not gonna lie. It's kinda clean.
It's kinda hard.
No joke.
Okay, it's hideous, but still.
Alright, let's get to work!
Store kind of a vibe?
Store kind of a vibe!
Objective updated. Answer the phone.
Check they sell cup noodles in here.
Uh-oh. Wait, how do I get back there? Oh, there's a door over here. I'm gonna get
fired. I don't know what's going on.
I'm overwhelmed right now not gonna lie. Wait, okay, let's answer the phone.
Hello? This is cinema!
Set the quick fix. This is Hexy. How can I help you?
Oh, hey boss. Sorry for being a few minutes late. I got stuck in traffic.
Round beef with the tin, thank you!
What? Erick didn't bring in the meat delivery? I mean, just been sitting out in the rain
all day.
Oh, I'm fine now!
Are you calling me on the shitter again? Disgusting!
All right, all right, calm down.
I'll grab the meat from the back and make some fresh wieners.
Just please stop calling me when you're in the middle of taking a crap.
I will fire again!
All right.
Is it three in the morning?
Oh, we're working super late.
Grab the blocks of mystery meat from out back.
Okay.
What's this room?
Oh, this is the main area again, my bad.
Throw bro with the fire, thank you.
GG.
I know the storage ain't back here, is it?
Where the hell is the apartment at, because what?
This is the name of the server, actually, thanks for anything.
No?
Ah, jeez, you scared the crap out of me, man.
I think you missed the joke dude.
Oh, I love jokes, especially the ones with the killer punchline.
Cool, great talk.
You need something or...?
My, my. I do have appetite.
buddy you're talking about the hot dogs they're ready yet we're back in 20
minutes yeah the best meals I was waiting for
Just another night with another creep.
I hate this city.
Thanks.
Let's get back inside and get these hot dogs cooking.
Chad, that was not Jeeksy, man.
Chad, that was not Jinxie, man!
Oh, this is disgusting!
How have we not been shut down by the health department?
This is actually disgusting!
I
Shabbat you need these hot dogs, be honest!
Who that is? Nasty man!
That might be human meat for real.
Wait the action to look that bad.
Put the wieners in the hot dog corner.
They really don't look that bad, I'm not gonna lie.
How you doing, sir?
Hang on, so let me get up.
Okay. Hot dog.
Do I gotta cook it?
One second, sir. I'm new here for real.
Do I gotta put everything on it?
Oh, no, I gotta...
Oh, no!
I gotta get out of here!
Oh, no, I gotta...
Oh, no, I didn't do it right!
There's a big old hide-doll!
How do I drop it, sir?
No.
No. Is there a trash can? How do I get rid of whatever I'm holding?
Grease.
How do you get rid of something you're holding?
Why is it moldy?
Uh, I don't know.
Okay, get this cooking.
Well, how do I toast the bun?
I'm panicking.
I don't know where to toast the bun, sir.
I need help.
Is this the bun toaster?
Yes, it is.
Sir, this is the freshest ingredients.
These hot dogs are straight from the best hot dog place.
Sorry, what the five, thank you.
Okay, boom.
Okay, let's cook another hot dog real quick.
I can't mess this up again.
The wiener, the wiener-ready alarm is gonna let us know.
I'm not hiding the screen yet, bro.
I'm not gonna sit here and play the whole game
with the screen hidden.
I don't know if something's happening.
We're gonna be sitting here
with the screen hidden, the whole time,
without crimping.
Okay, mustard and ketchup.
Okay, bones, here we go.
Okay, muster and catch him.
Okay, bones, here we go.
Uh!
Relish!
Is this the works?
That is a lot of stuff on the...
Hot dog!
Here you go, sir!
Makes her not have us.
Is this the works?
That is a lot of stuff on the...
Hot dog!
Here you go, sir!
Makes her not have us.
I'm going to put this thing in the tank.
It's not going to work.
It's going to be a nice day.
I'll be right back.
All right, hot dog coming right up.
We'll get the pine toaster for you, quit it.
Yep, get the hot dog going, boom, multitasking baby.
Yep.
You having a good day though?
Okay, I'm just trying to make sure you're having a good day.
Okay.
You'll know when your hot dog's done when the wiener alarm goes off.
Listen for it. It's kind of cool. Listen.
It's kind of cool when it goes off. You want to hear it? Listen.
Wee-bye-zaddy. Wee-bye-zaddy. Wee-bye-zaddy. Wee-bye-zaddy. Wee-bye-zaddy.
Wee-bye-zaddy. Wee-bye-zaddy. Wee-bye-zaddy.
That's cool, ain't it?
Wee-bye-zaddy. Wee-bye-zaddy.
Yeah. Okay, I don't think... Okay.
I'm just trying to make conversation, man.
I'm just trying to make conversation chat all right get ready for the most disgusting noise of your lives
Oh my tummy hurt
Okay relish the work and then a container boom there you go
What are you doing?
Okay
All right, you're good
Have a good night man, thank you.
I don't think I want to work here anymore.
I must, I must know, you know, I wonder who did that voice acting right there because
that's crazy.
I don't know how much you paid him, but it wasn't enough.
Right?
Oh no, it's the creepy guy from outside.
What are you doing here, man?
You coming to kill me or something?
Man!
What's up, sir?
Hello again.
What's up, sir?
Hello!
Again?
Are you the proprietor of this fire establishment?
I'm going to act like I know what that means, but yes.
Oh crap.
You again?
Proprietor?
Dude, I don't know what that means.
I just work here.
Thanks!
Did you come in to get one of those famous quick fix wieners?
Well, I do have a nice one.
I have a nice piece of flesh, but I am in the mood for something a little more unique.
Can we just acknowledge this is the skin staple or serial killer right here in front of us?
Like, why are we not turning them in?
Well, if you aren't here for a wiener, what do you want?
It seems I'm a little low on supplies.
Do you happen to carry any staples?
They might be over there in the hardware section, sir, or something, I don't know.
Uh, why do you need staples this late at night?
Because he's the skin stapler.
Oh, you could say I'm walking on a little odd project.
Okay, yeah, go to the hardware section, there might be some over there.
Whatever, man, it's not in my business.
I think we have some on the back shelf over there by the toilet.
Perfect. Thank you. I'll be seeing you again real soon.
Where the bread at, big doll? You ain't gonna pay? You gonna pay?
Is he just staring at me?
What?
He just lowered?
What?
Where did he go?
How you doing?
What can I get for you?
I've been waiting all day to get you.
What are you doing?
What can I get for you?
I've been waiting all day to get my hand, okay.
Coming right up.
Get the bun toasting.
There we go, let's wait for the wiener alarm to go off.
One second.
There you go.
The weed are about to be done.
Hang on, listen for it.
Behind you, quick land.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Alright ma'am, I'll get you everything going right here. Cover your ears real quick, ma'am. It's about to get nasty up in here.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
It's about to get even nastier! Hold on!
Cover your ears one more time!
Ok, put that in the box.
There you go. Please eat this normally.
You can also take it off with you.
Thank you. You have a good...
Have a good night!
What did I just walk into?
The quick fix place for it's there.
How you doing?
Okay, yes sir coming right up one second. Let me get that bun toasted. Boom, we've got
that going. Let me get the hot dog on right there. You're having a good day? I hope so.
You know what I say? We got the best hot dogs in town. You know what I mean? Yeah, people
come here body stains all the time one second what is this game game of the
years what it is no doubt about it
here we go let me get the mustard and ketchup relish the works
Hot old box, boom. There you go, sir. Thank you so much.
Check the hot dogs duty.
Come on man.
What is going on in this town?
Hey, these hot dogs must be good though because that's the only thing people are buying here.
You know what the crazy part is?
We got these hot dogs.
They were just sitting outside in the rain, by the way.
Look at them when they're uncooked.
Look, there's something wrong with these things.
These people gonna die.
Wait, where'd that person just go that came in here?
Oh, they're mine.
How you doing?
You doing okay?
Hey, Hexie.
Hey.
Hey, it's her queen.
What?
It's comfort food.
Don't judge me.
She got some top noodles!
No judgment. Better than these wieners I'm selling. You don't want to know what's in them.
Actually, I do want to know because I'm curious.
You should see some of the stuff I've scraped off the floor at Gutter's End.
Gutter's End? Is that like a bowling alley or something? I don't know, maybe?
Dude, the voice acting in his game is top notch, by the way.
like actually everybody cooked we are both living the dream a on your break one
day we'll get out of this dump yeah I gotta get back soon I mess with it what
is that shrimp flavored noodle see I got a problem your Blair I got a problem
Blair okay why would you get shrimp flavored noodles when there's beef right
there that's the only problem I got anyway how much I owe you you know what
I'll cover it for you don't worry about it this one's on me I'm feeling a little
shrimp pathetic tonight
I
You should be arrested for that one
Thanks, I'll see you later
Have a good shit player bye Blair. Have a good one. Thank you
W Blair wait
Yo, the killer's staring at her. He's right there
No!
Don't you dare lower down again!
Don't you dare!
Bro, do she better not die, bro.
We ain't ready.
We couldn't have waited.
Shit, dude!
What the hell is your problem?
It seems you're all out of staples.
It took you that long?
Why would you stare at Blair when she was walking by, sir?
I know you're a skid stapler.
I'm getting pretty sick of your shit.
I think you better leave before I make you.
That did not sound intimidating at all.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, that might be fun.
I did see something I liked very much,
but it's no longer here.
What?
I can see this establishment doesn't employ the brightest.
No.
But anyways, I'll be on my way, my tattooed friend.
Yeah, thanks for shopping at the Quick Fix.
You'd better not heal player, I'll be so mad.
By the way, you might want to check out the restroom.
The toilet is quite clogged.
No.
Did Bro take a doon-doon?
You gotta be kidding me.
I can't shake the toilet.
Bro, he better not kill Blair for real.
I'm hurt.
No, I need to fix the toilet.
Just what I needed.
It can't be that bad, right?
Like we played all the poop killer games.
Surely that's where they can't be that bad.
I don't want to know what that is.
Great. That weirdo club, the shitter.
just what I needed. I better grab the plunger.
Eddie with the file. I'm kind of glad I can't see whatever's in here.
Not gonna lie. Is this the plunger? Oh my goodness! Look at the bucket that it's in!
Why you holding like that?
That's not how you use a plunger.
Bro's got his left foot on the toilet seat for extra leverage.
Big dog!
Kaylee with the fire, thank you
What are you doing?
Mr. Picain isn't working dude get your face away from it
What's happening what what does that sound?
Dude, can you stop?
That is disgusting.
Gunners and bowling alley.
Wait, that's where Blair said she worked at.
Yo this game is actually crazy dude, this is really cool.
We're playing as Blair now
Got my cup noodle still you'll get with the fun
Yeah, shrimp is actually insane you are crazy
easy. Yeah, GT. Bro, you ain't getting my cup noodles, buddy, okay? You better go somewhere.
Oh, wait, we're right across the street from the quick fix.
Okay, so this ain't like a cross town or nothing.
Buddy, get out of here, man.
Yeah, it's over.
Chad, I'm gonna be hurt if the player dies for real, bro.
Oh my goodness, this place ain't getting no customers.
Dude, look at the state of this place, bro!
Hello?
Dude it'd be so cool if you could play pool.
Is this my co-worker?
Yo!
I don't need to go behind the camera yet.
Okay, that's fine.
Hey, when do I get to eat my noodles, for real?
Not a go-long player, gotta be my favorite character so far, just because she got some
cup noodles.
Like, actually.
That's how much I like noodles.
No joke.
Oh, look at that! Lucas fell asleep with the register again.
Perfect opportunity.
Opportunity for what?
Lucas!
Jeez, Blair, what the hell?
That's what you get for sleeping on company time.
I wasn't sleeping, I was just resting my eyes.
You're literally snoring. I could hear you from the front door
Bro got stripped out. Yeah, who cares anyway? We have not a customer in hours. This place is dead
I don't know how it stays in business. This is exactly what I sound like when I start yelling too much and I try to talk on stream
I sound the exact same way I
Think the owner's using it to wander money
Honestly wouldn't shock me anyway
Look that's a clock out. All right, Luke. Luke is such a nice guy. W Luke this man
Cool. Let me nuke this cup of nudies and then you can go pass out somewhere else couple couple what?
Couple what?
Waiting Blair just all the actual Blair just typed in the chat
Hey, you did a great job not gonna lie
You did a great job
I'm crying because you said I'm your favorite lol now you did really good not a lot everybody all the voice actors cooking in this
But yeah, you you was wrong for going with shrimp though not gonna lie you crazy you crazy for going with some shrimp
As you should have went B for some what a microwave that is it back here
What a microwave that Lucas
That is goes to show you bro how much that adds to a game rather than like cheap it out and using like AI voice actor or something
You got actual people doing it bro. That's like half the game. I'm telling you oh
This gotta be it right here
Oh
Why is everything just dirty nobody cleans nothing oh
Oh, we know where that hot dog came from.
We know where that hot dog came from.
Oh, look at the microwave!
You gonna clean it out, right, Blair?
No? He's gonna... no water?
I'll come back for this later.
I should go tell Lucas he can go.
Lucas gonna be dead when we go back home.
I got a bad feeling right now.
I got a bad feeling, actually.
Actually, I hear footsteps.
What's happening?
Lucas?
Luke?
Yo, Lucas.
He ain't behind the counter.
Oh, there he is.
Woo, you had to be scared for a second.
I thought something bad was actually gonna be happening
to you, Lucas.
see you for real. Alright man, look you good to go on the start of my shift.
Alright Lucas, you can get out of here.
Yep.
Sweet, thanks Blair. There are a few things I didn't get a chance to do.
Like what?
Oh what? I can't believe I'm getting roped into doing your job.
FAT!
What needs to be done?
We'll call it even for scaring me. Uh, one of the ball feeders is jammed with
the ball. Can you get it loose? I do not know how to do that. I'm going to get my hand chopped off.
After that, there are a few balls that need polishing and some shoes that need to be deodorized.
You couldn't even polish the balls? It's like the easiest thing to do here.
Hey!
Listen, Blair, the only balls I'm polishing tonight are-
Hey, yo, Lucas! Get out of here, Mac! Lucas, leave!
Wow, Lucas. Just wow.
Thanks.
Catch you later, Blair.
What's the objective?
Investigate them.
The ball feeder.
Wait, we have a problem.
I got to go get my cup noodles because this is cup noodle science for you right here.
Cup noodles take like two, two and a half minutes to cook.
And the thing with noodles are if you leave them sitting for more than like three minutes,
they soak up all the water and they're inedible.
So by the time we go check this ball feeder thing and go back to our noodles,
our one cup of noodles that we brought are going to be ruined.
So we need to go get the noodles first, eat them and then do this.
Barneau's are gonna be ruined by the time we get back it was already ruined anyway because it was shrimp still
Anyway
Let's go investigate this. That's Lucas couldn't do it for some reason bro. Let's probably sit here and chillin all night
Didn't he bother doing that don't leave it for don't leave her player to do what you wrong for that Lucas. Is it this one?
Dude, I'm scared bruh
I'm glad I wasn't standing in front of the feeder.
Thanks, we'd have been dead and gone.
I'd better head behind the counter and polish those balls.
Yo Blair, can you relax?
What if I saw a clap because I thought we was getting my noodles, man!
You know what, Noel? The game wants me to go do something else.
I'm gonna override what the game wants,
and I'm gonna go back here and check my noodles real quick.
I fear you got me messed up.
Buddy, there is going to be nothing left of those company rules by the time we get back.
All right, let's do my job.
Dude!
All bros thinking about some noodles.
Can you blame me?
Noodles are great.
Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. What do you want, bro?
Hello there. Welcome to gutters end. What? Hello! What a lovely little establishment
This is within a door, but a creature running it.
GG.
Creature?
Do you want to purchase a lane, or am I
going to have to call the police?
Hey, let's go ahead call them right now,
because they're through to serial killer.
He's the skin snaker.
I am here to purchase an experience.
Right.
Well, it's somebody said Joker from T-Moo.
So direct! I like that! Shop! Clean! Like a fresh cut!
Alright, let's go. Go play your game.
Thanks. I think...
Let me ask you a question. Have you ever felt like you were wearing a costume you just can't take off?
No, he's gonna skin a revive and staple her skin.
Cause he's the skin stapler.
You mean like my work uniform?
Yeah.
Chef, let's call it that.
I don't get paid to answer weird questions.
Either buy a lane or get out.
Thanks.
Ah, no need to be a bully, darling.
I'll take a late six.
Thank you.
I don't want him in here, Chats.
How am I gonna be, how am I gonna vibe at work if he's in here?
Is he just gonna sit there?
Oh, creep.
Is he just gonna sit there and watch me?
Oh, this is kinda cool.
Wait, what?
Hold on.
I
Y'all
Yo, Scott's pig with a thousand bits. Hey voice of Lucas here. Haha. Hope you're joined the demo. Yo w Lucas man
I think all the voice actors lowkey watch. I remember when I played the last game for this dev
They was watching too go to dev actually w Lucas too not a lot of voice actors killed it for real
I
W devs for getting the voice actors to
Chat the fact that he's just sitting here watching us is so creepy. Can you go home to work? I just don't go boat
We need a lick of your song
Is this a real is this a real method right here chat
This looks like it's real.
I don't know if he might have ever worked in a bowling alley,
but is this real? I feel like it is.
Oh, my.
That is the creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Dog!
They got hit with the ads.
Imma pause it for him cause this is cinema.
I gotta use the restroom.
Jack, tell him I'm waiting for him.
I gotta use the restroom anyway.
Tell him I'm waiting.
He's got him in cinema!
Cinema!
...
Hey, tell him I'm waiting on him, Charlie, you tell him?
How much longer is left than to add?
One minute?
I'm going to make me some more drink real quick while we're waiting on him.
I'm a good guy.
Save W, good guy, because I am.
Thank you.
Yes.
I'm going to go.
Hey, they're about to be back in five seconds.
Tell them I waited.
I've been waiting!
I'm going with two scoops of my mom's flavor.
W mom.
yo to all you goobers that just got hit with ads I waited on y'all
hey it's all y'all goobers that's a hefty scoop right there
ah it's all you goobers that just got hit with ads I waited on y'all snaps with
I'm gonna get some water and then start it real quick.
Oh no!
Yeah!
I need an excuse to use the restroom.
Make me some drink anyway, so we good.
Yo Lucas in real life, just get the five.
W Lucas man, aka Scotch Pig, I appreciate that, bro.
man that's go to bruh
w luke is with the five zems with the five as well I lock in
yo Michael with 1500 bits thanks for checking out the demo and for playing
master at the Mariahs can't thank you enough yo that's the dev from the
That's the death from this and that's correct. I'm a rise. I told you that was watching
W viewer and yo y'all actually killing it for y'all making something like the best war games like out there right now
No joke. I'll actually kill it
Massacre their mirage was generational too
And so is this
And in case y'all missed it for y'all got hit with ads
grow them from sitting over there to creeping up on us like this and I am
concerned very concerned
what's with the hot dog eating don't even question it
Yo, Hart with the 5, thank you!
Dude, it's crazy I make a living using a keyboard and I have to look down to see which 1W, AS,
and D is.
Alright, time to clean the stinky shoes.
No, where'd he go?
Dog he is so creepy dude. Oh my goodness
Bro is she gonna die
Oh, she might die dude
Which shoes do I got to clean I want to clean those shoes
What are shoes? I gotta clean it.
Yeah, you think she's gonna die?
Okay.
Sometimes I just love these smelly shoes.
Also, we haven't forgotten about the noodles that have been microwaving for the past 15
minutes.
Those stains are gone buddy!
Okay.
Boop!
Hey the good news is I got a weapon now.
and bro shots to run up on me and do something look at motor creeping if you
try to run up on me i just
you know what i mean
i think i just pulled a muscle
That should do it.
Yes it should.
I think we're gonna die. What's the objective now? Return to the register.
Where did that weirdo go? He didn't even do any bowling.
Maybe he left.
Whatever. Now that he's gone, I can go grab my cup of nudies real fast.
Ma'am, I fear that... Ma'am, I fear there's nothing left.
He's gonna be in there eating my noodles, huh?
No, he's gonna take them
I'm so scared bro. Where's he at? I know he's in here. I know he's in here
He's the one these lockers any I will be shocked if these things are edible
I'll eat this back at the register.
Are you sure?
Feels kinda safe in here.
No!
Ugh, what happened?
Why am I in the bowling ball thing?
No, my cop! No, look!
Ooh, ooh, ah!
Woo! For a week, you've got to listen to me!
What?
Mr. Shrimp, you're supposed to be in my belly.
We don't have time for this, Blair. He'll be brought any second.
What are you talking about, Mr. Shrimp?
Blair, I can see you here. Get out of here!
What a silly dream.
I can't even feel my body, Mr. Shrimp.
Oh no.
The jump, plow, Mr. Shrimp.
BAM!
What could you do?
Oh, you're talking to me.
Where'd you get that mask?
Mr. Shreya, call 9-1-1 Mr. Shreya, I'm seeing a suffering with side effects from my little
serum, hallucinations and paralysis, among all the things I've known now.
That's why I can't move.
Yes, you don't have to worry about your hunger, my dear.
Can I be oversteady?
What do you mean?
No!
No, don't shoot up!
I'm required that beautiful skin of yours, my dear.
I tell you, you're screaming and crying while I'm swimming from your body.
I'm afraid.
NOOOOO!
I'm for you!
Don't hit me with a ball of balls!
Oh, don't!
NO!
No...
Was that a dream?
No...
No!
Was that a dream?
No!
She didn't!
Oh my goodness!
She got skinned!
Oh my goodness!
No way!
I'm so sad!
No!
Any state with her skinning?
She is so sad.
No!
She got skinned!
No!
She is so sad!
No!
She is so sad!
No!
And he's stapled her skin to a wall!
That's why he's called the skin stapler!
No!
Maybe it's still a dream.
That is so messed up.
Was that the whole demo?
Yo, when does this game come out, bro?
That might have been the best demo ever
Yo, when does this come out? Please don't tell me it's gonna be a long time man. I
Remember playing the demo to their other game
Massacre at the Mirage and it took so long for the full game. I was waiting
Bro, this is gonna be so if that's just the demo imagine the whole game chat
Somebody's in a few years sadly
Hey, no way go act go game of the year no job W
W death brah man
W game
I'm sad it's over so I want if you're sad it's over
Somebody said she should have went beef noodles true if she would have went with the beef noodles
I think she might have survived that
RIP Blair W demo for real and as we always say except this time it's for real
game of the year. Game of the year the voice acting everything in that game was
just straight up goaded. There really ain't no doubt about it just straight up
goaded. Another one. You best get you a fresh diaper on because it's spooky time
again. Mm, tongue-tongue hurt.
Spooky time again!
Full game releases in September. Stop. Don't play with me.
Don't play with me
Don't don't you dare play with me
Chat we immediately see something that y'all have never seen
game.
Grass. Name of this game is
Forgotten Villa.
Forgotten Villa. Let's go 90 on the FOV.
This looks like it might be good too.
Lock in.
Forgotten Villa.
18th of September 2025. The day when everything changed in my life.
Was there a head bob setting?
pretty sure my IP has popped up on the screen what's happening this looks like
That's gonna be some cinema, too
Get head bob off all day
18th of September 2025 the day when everything changed in my life, right? I
Think we're good now
My boss will my life
My uncle passed away a few days ago
this is a strange thing
What's up with the creepy music?
wait what?
what's this dude?
OODA LOOK CLEANER
I can't hear it either.
My bad, bro.
Right there.
Read the subtitles.
That's why.
Who takes care of that place?
Oh, right.
He has an adopted daughter.
She must be there right now.
I'll call her and tell her to keep...
He has an adopted daughter. She must be there right now. I'll call her until it
I keep to keep everything ready
Yo, you motion blur nerds are so corny bro
These aren't competitive settings for a competitive shooter dude y'all's mind has been tainted because every high-level player in a competitive game
You see turns motion blur off because it helps with the competitive nature of a game
When you're playing a game like this or a single-player game
The motion blur is there to make it look better. You don't need to turn it off if you're not playing a competitive game dog
Motion blur sucks in every game. No, it doesn't actually it does not
and he is still alive till far away.
Most of Blur does not suck.
I got her Vsacal.
Clean.
Okay, so long story short.
That was about us going to the villa.
You're welcome
Left mouse button interact, okay got it
Okay
Explore around cut those some darts
Okay, you know you know what okay?
Where's motion blur?
Wow, it was actually affecting to what's it called to that's insane
Are y'all happy now?
Are you happy now?
Type one if you're happy
Goober's what?
Okay, Lockham. We're going to
the Forgotten Villa. I've got
those from Daris. I can't. Okay.
Oh, we can open that. Alright,
cool. This house clean.
2025. This game is so last
year.
in here okay that microwave is tiny big dog you ain't cooking nothing in that
thing maybe some cooking was not shrimp of course but okay do I leave now oh
what's that? Who's that a picture of? Okay got it. What is this? A note. What's the note say?
Yo, go to the third floor and then look for the landmark.
Good luck.
life. Life. Hey, chat. Look here, buddy. Had to grind for, for this year of you. Hey, had
to grind. An ant express. Wait, I played that game. Is this the same death? Look at that
What are they doing?
There's a collision!
What's that?
Alright.
Can I leave?
Collect car key and wallet.
Okay. Let's try to find the car key.
as a car key right there. Boom. Now let's find our wallet so we can head out.
If you see a wallet, type wallet chat. If you don't, don't even type wallet.
If you think you're caught typing wallet without seeing the wallet, guess what?
You're getting sent to the drench closet, buddy.
Does it fart cutely with the five gift in your bag?
All right, we're looking for my wallet. Will my wallet be in here maybe?
No, that's a PS5 sitting right there buddy. We'll see in court
Just straight up got a PS5 sitting there. Okay, no wallet in there
Maybe some one of these drawers I
Ain't got no drawers on
Under the window you lie
Under what window?
Chad what am I what am I putting my wallet at what business drawer right here?
Pick your friends Ravi Sunil and Carti. All right. We got some friends with us. That's cool
Let's head out
Life, life, oh is that my car clean.
Chathar's a dead person lying in the road.
There is a dead person laying in the road.
Yo, what is going on here?
What is going on?
You'll be down as a car coming!
Grow, give me the growth, both of you!
I need to get up out of here!
I'm leaving there's another dead person to run I'm out of here
Where my friends at
All right, let's go pick up my friend's oldest car is fast food a turn is kind of
Why are you jaywalking that's illegal where my friends at for real
Dude, the car has no turning. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm looking for my friends. Oh, Lord. Oh, oh, Lord.
Uh-huh.
Oh, is it showing me where my friend's at?
Okay, that's what this is.
Okay, excuse me, you're J-Walking.
Oh, serious right now, bro.
Radioactive wildlife with the fire, was that speed?
Okay, we're good.
Hey, you're going to have to move.
Thank you.
Okay, my friend's over here this way.
Excuse me on my side of the road.
Excuse me.
Okay, I turn left right here.
Be careful.
I don't want to run.
I'm not running nobody over on purpose.
This car ain't got no turning.
Lord have mercy.
We're good.
Hey, did you see that?
You turn, that's got to be illegal.
Hey, you're on my side of the road! Stop!
Oh, this is my friend right here?
No hello, no nothing? Alright, bet.
Okay, let's go around right here. Excuse me.
Where my next friend at?
Let's turn right here.
Okay, we're good Chad. We just gotta pick up two other people.
Where's my friend at? Okay, we're still looking. We're good.
Big dog you want to drive because look
Yo, do you want to drive because I don't think I'm cut out for this for real
There's people on my side of the road or I'm on the wrong side of the road. I really don't know
Okay, we got another flasher right here. It's gonna take us to my next friend right place
Excuse me.
Let me just fall in with traffic right here.
Okay, we're good. Nobody's J-Walking no more, which is good. I'm getting pushed off the road!
Excuse me!
Do you see her?
All right, one more friend to pick up, and we're good.
We're good.
Y'all having a good night, y'all ready to go to the villa or whatever it was that
was going to?
All right, cool.
Excuse me.
I'm going to bust it right here, because it's the only way I can go, we're good.
Yeah, where's my last friend at? Let's just drive around so we see some more markers.
No markers there. Let's go up here. Excuse me. See, look at this. Look at this. Check. This is
not my fault. I'm so stressed. This is a high stress situation. Okay, my last friend's right
here. Here we go. Excuse me, sir. We good to go? Drive to the villa through the highway.
All right, let's go figure out where that is let's get out of here. Excuse me
Excuse me
Maybe I go left right here
Okay, can't go that way maybe it's in the wine right here
Yeah, we're good.
Y'all excited for the road trip?
All right, cool.
Oh, I can't go this way.
All right, let me turn around.
Okay, I gotta go back that way.
Got it.
Okay, and show me where to go.
WDFs, thank you so much.
Why don't you fill out my car float?
All right, we're good.
In case you can't just keep running people over.
Can we turn the radio on or something?
It's kind of lonely in here.
Anybody talking?
What's happening?
Cinema.
Forgotten Villa that was a cool intro
Hey case of my daughter fawns first birthday could you wish her happy birthday so we can get it put it to a build-a-bear?
You'll have the first birthday fawn W Piper. Thank you
We're here.
Hello, brother.
My condolences uncle is in a better place now.
Anyway, let's go inside. You guys should freshen up. Okay.
a good idea I'd like to see the villa first so in case this is a recap our
uncle died and there's a villa that I guess he passed down to us or something
so yeah here we are where my other friends go okay this place is fancy
oh my goodness look at this is fancy for you's gonna follow me
Hey, so are we splitting this place 50-50 or something?
Because it looks like this place worked a lot of money.
Not gonna lie.
Uncle had motion, R-I-P.
Wait a second, click something.
Okay.
Why are you following me?
I'm just trying to chill.
What you follow me for?
Okay, little back area.
This is some back door or something.
Okay.
Door jammed.
All right.
Can't why is there even an option?
Oh lord no.
Yep.
It's over chat.
Okay can I go in this room?
No I cannot.
All right I took a good little look around now.
Okay, can I go in this room? No, I cannot.
All right, I took a good little look around now.
We're going, we're going, uh...
Oh, we going here. W. dance for the little star.
Thank you.
Ask Priya.
Priya?
Priya, why is this door locked?
After he died, there wasn't anyone going in that room.
And it was too heart-breaking for me to go there again.
So I locked that door I put the key somewhere and I can't seem to find it
I'll give you the key when I find it
Is that something I should be concerned about or why why did you you locked a room and mysteriously lost a key, huh?
Priya Priya water stairs blocked
There was a earthquake a couple weeks ago, which caused in the fall
And I'm not strong enough to move
I even call a few workers to move but no one's ready to come to the village so far from the town
Right
No worries. We will these guys be useful. I love everyone
Please don't do anything. You might regret later. Sure
Go to the kitchen gladly
I don't know where did she go where'd she go she ain't follow me no more
Chas, something is not right, I'm telling you.
What happened?
Who hit me?
Where's everybody else?
I don't know where everyone is, I should record this for evidence.
Why is there a sprint option?
Why is there a sprint option? Seriously, why? I feel like death is approaching me, and it's
none other than Priya who will bring it. For these past few days, the fear of Priya has
been growing. I can't remember what I did yesterday. The only thing I remember is
the fear for Priya, and each day that fear keeps increasing. I know my daughter would
do anything to harm me and even if she does there must be a good reason behind it.
Oh my goodness, she killed him. She killed him and she knocked us out. She killed Uncle!
Place frames here? Yeah, GG. It's over.
Why is there blood here?
What happened?
Oh, that barrel fell over. I'm trying to say what just happened.
A case that never sat right with me.
Today my dear daughter Priya made my favorite dish.
She told me that before I got this memory loss illness, I used to love this food.
So I ate it with great delight.
doctors coming tomorrow. He said he'll cure this illness. I pray I get relief from this disease.
That's the modified meow cat sound action. We have a backup room key.
Why is that going on right here? There's blood everywhere now. Chat, it is over, dude.
Dude, can I unlock the door?
No I can't, G to the G-ski.
Stop!
Quit jump scaring me!
What's in here?
If you think I'm cleaning this up, you don't launch your mind, buddy.
Ooh!
A shovel!
What do I use that for?
I took it, though.
Hello?
What's that noise?
Chad, what's that noise?
What am I hearing?
It's the ghosts from all the people I ran over coming back to haunt me.
I made a mistake.
Yo bog with the five, thank you.
What's happening?
Riya, are you alright?
Are you alright?
Where are my friends?
They are gone.
Your friends should have gone.
They are gone.
And now it's your turn.
My turn?
What do you mean?
Yes, it's your turn.
Just a few more minutes.
Then my goal will be fulfilled.
What's your purpose?
What's wrong with your eyes?
My purpose is to fulfill your death.
Death? What are you saying?
Did I do something wrong?
Why do you want to kill me?
It's a mistake. It's just that you're alive.
You'll die once.
She don't face me!
You're the one. What she said?
I
What is this?
It's impossible.
Where are you?
Oh, shit.
What is this?
It's impossible.
I'm sorry.
Oh, shit.
What is this?
Yo, what is this? This is impossible!
I won't hurt you, I promise I'll...
She's so fast!
Game of the year.
We ain't beaten this, buddy.
This is like Granny Extreme mode, except I have no idea what's going on.
This is literally like granny at Shreemode. It said I have no idea what's happening.
Smack her with the shovel.
Is it that funny? Why you laughing?
Why is she so scary, Chad?
Oh, stairs, yeah.
Bro, this house is huge.
Shoo!
Bro, where are you looking for me?
Come in.
I don't want to know. I have your friends with me.
Bro, where are you now?
Yeah, Gigi.
This game's impossible jump out bro, I wish dude
I guess I'm ready
I want to do it.
Take it, Carlville. I don't want to speak klaxon.
I'm going to cry all the time.
Who's there?
What is going on out there?
Gigi.
Hello?
Hey.
Hello?
Hey.
No!
Go out of the building to search for network.
How am I supposed to get out of here?
Dude, what is this game?
What is this game?
What are these noises?
Wait, let me just leave.
Hey.
Some dog action?
Let me lay!
Let me lead!
You may know by the time bro
Bro!
I don't know what's going on.
of the year. I escaped. Oh, I thought I escaped. I'm kind of overstimulated. Yeah, they threw
Every noise in the world in this game
I hear walking
Oh, is this not the most confusing thing ever
Is that a snake
Bro, there was a snake back here.
Did she see me?
What is this game?
Oh
Speaking of granny like I saw another granny like game on steam and I got it
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, this is granny light for sure. You can just tell all granny light
games have a certain vibe. Dita. What's that mean, chat? Do y'all know?
It means grandpa.
So we usually got granny.
Now we got grandpa.
It's giving schoolboy run away.
It kind of is.
Not gonna lie.
I wonder if it has an intro like schoolboy run away.
You know with all granny like games, oh my goodness,
it's a literal granny like.
No way.
Easy to escape from grandpa, five attempts,
grandpa season here's poorly.
Wait it's a granny like, it's a true granny like, no way.
We always start off with easy mode on these.
All night. Always. Prefire the sensitivity to something like this. Lock in. Lock in.
Granny like. That's always a good day. It's been a while since we've had a good granny
see you later
let's go
easy mode
i'm at grandpa's house
I need to get out of here wait it's even got the background piano like a
a granny game. No way. No, no way. It's a granny like
chat. It's a granny like
except instead of grandpa, it's grandma. I mean, instead of
grandma is grandpa.
What is this?
That's granny right there.
What does this say?
That look like granny.
Drop that.
I wonder if you can hear that.
What is the item in here? What is this?
Ooty key.
Let's go to here.
Grandpa carries the key with him.
Distract him and take the key.
Okay, so we need the key for whatever that is.
This is the light switched in this room.
God, I'm going to leave that on because you know we like having a light zone.
He heard that.
Do it's a real life going in your mind.
Do it's a real life granny light?
Case is a granny veteran, true.
They call me the best granny light player that ever lived.
That's what they call me. I don't say it myself, but that's what they call me.
Okay, I think he's gone.
Is that grandpa?
Grandpa's just sitting on his chair.
Okay, I'm going to leave that off.
I'm kind of scared.
I'm scared to make any noises.
What is this?
It's a note.
0291, chat, remember that.
There's going to be a safe and the code is 0291.
What if I drop it here? Does he hear it? No, he didn't. Matter of fact, matter of fact, yeah.
Yep. There was a key on the floor too, yeah. I'm gonna grab this. Key. Now I can open the door in my room. Okay, that's good to see.
Sir Crouch yes there is. Okay, let me see what's up here as soon as there's something up here
Ooh, a screw driver!
Okay
I am scared
Chat, tell me this does not have the same exact vibe of like an actual Brandy Light, no joke
I think he sat back down in his chair.
Yo, that was creepy.
Is he walking around?
I can't tell.
Let me grab this screwdriver because I know we're going to need it.
He's back down in his chair, Chad. Lock in.
I thought I dropped the screwdriver.
Close the door. Close that door.
Okay, we're good.
Chill.
He's moving, he's moving, he's moving, he's moving.
What was that noise that sounded like a shower curtain?
We need him to go back to his chair chat.
No joke.
He's outside.
Okay.
It's like any other granny like we need to learn his route that he takes.
I should go water the Christmas tree if you know, you know, similar vibes, similar vibes
for real.
Okay, let's see if he's back in his chair.
I don't know what I'm going to need this screwdriver for.
Okay, he's in his chair chat lock in.
Okay, what is this? Furnace? He's moving. He's moving. Okay, this is easy mode. This might be tough.
I've used the word granny like like 500 times so far, YES!
I'll go check the kitchen.
He's coming to the kitchen.
Let's go over here then.
Bolt cutters, chanthers, bolt cutters right there.
Oh!
Man!
No, did I use the screwdriver on that? Was that my only- Wait, am I stuck down here?
Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute, Chad, am I stuck down here? I think it's Gigi.
That box just disappeared!
What just happened?
We can get out of here, relax, don't panic.
What is that flying around? Did you see that?
What is that
Okay, lock it in Santa Claus check this this feels just like schoolboy runaway. Tell me it doesn't
Okay shovel, I'm assuming we use this to like dig up these things and see if there's any items
I wonder what our escape is. Is there like a gate out here? Yes, there's a gate out here.
Why does grandpa want to keep us here so bad? You know what I mean?
Okay, I don't know what's going to be in here, but we're going to look through them.
We need a tool to break the chain. Is that an escape?
Okay, so I'm gonna check the kids room. We're good out here for now. Recap, this is just
white granny and stuff, so that's pretty much all the recap I can give. Wait, the
boat cutters. You're right. Will he hear this if I drop this? Oh no. Oh no. We're gonna chill.
We're good, chill, we're good.
What are the odds that if I grab the,
the bolt cutters, we can just get straight out of here?
There's a tree house.
I need a hammer and nails, okay?
So we know where the hammer is, right?
Did you all remember this from Schoolboy Runaway 2?
The ladder section of Schoolboy Runaway was always such a problem.
When I played it on extreme mode, do you all remember I had to finesse
so clean to get the ladder section done at Schoolboy Runaway, bro?
Okay, we know where the hammer is.
This is a good hiding place, I think it might be.
Okay, there's one more pile here so I dig it up just to see but I feel like I already found the
one item that would be out here. Okay, let's go in and try to find the boat cutters again,
I'm not sure where Grandpa is right now. Cutters, clean, clean, clean, clean.
I leave.
I'm gonna go drop these over here.
Oh, you can cut the lights off out here, huh?
Why can't I make it?
Freedom is so close yet so far.
gonna ram it with the car that's cinema. I'm not. Wait, this is the best granny like maybe
actually since schoolboy run away. No joke. I think it actually is. That feels like I'm
like like playing a granny game he's outside still chill
i'm sorry i missed most of the stream i had to go to my grandma's funeral
forgiven r.i.p to your grandma
let's head back inside he's right here
Sorry, I'm assuming there's an upstairs that we can get to?
I don't know where Grandpa is.
Oh, a gift!
Bitch. Lock it.
He's in his rocking chair right there.
This is how we get upstairs.
Is this like a little hiding place?
Grandpa likes pickles, I guess.
He's moving.
He's right here.
So where's the kids room?
You think that's upstairs?
I think he just went upstairs.
No, the kids room is where my main room is.
I'm going upstairs.
I don't know how often he shakes upstairs.
I should have grabbed the hammer chat.
What have I done?
Okay, let's get a good lay of the land here.
What's this room?
Only grandpa can open this door.
Okay, we got a bathroom right here.
We're good.
I can't do this is a good granny like oh my goodness
Is he up here?
He's over here!
No!
Grandpa!
I'm sorry!
Grandpa!
He's outside.
I was not expecting him.
check that chat I was not expecting him to check that page come back inside right
now should we grab the hammer from outside real quick and try to remove
those planks upstairs. I feel like that's probably the move.
The camera's out here. Let's take it upstairs.
He's in his chair. He's in his chair. We're good. He's right there. Let's go upstairs.
I'm not home, Tom.
This is for the last time.
This is for the well, right?
Well, well, well.
He's outside.
Look at this.
There's nails.
I don't think he can get in here.
There's nails I don't think you can get in here.
Zero two nine one was the code. Zero two nine one was the code.
He's back outside. He's back outside.
Zero two nine one.
That didn't make a noise, it worked good.
Can we tear the planks off of this too?
Okay, there's a hiding spot in here. That's good to know. Okay.
He said he's going to the bathroom. Did he really say that? Didn't even see that.
Okay, we're good. Let's just hang on for a second.
We're good. Chill.
Chat, chill. We're good. Yeah, that's weird.
That's weird, there's claw marks on the inside of this closet here.
He's right beside us.
He's right outside that door.
So here's our next move, right, chat?
Listen here.
Here's our next move we're going to make.
We're going to take the hammer and the nails outside, yeah?
We're actually, you know, we'll be a better player.
We remove the planks from this window so we can throw stuff out the window and then go
get it, yeah?
Oh my goodness, we're good.
We've got to do this a few times.
He's in here. He's low key got a
shadow. He low key got aura for
real.
Good. Let's wait for him to go
stairs yeah and then we and then we take shaggle for two of them. Reynolds with the
five thank you.
Let's try for two of them.
Who are you?
Who was that, Swindrina?
That was Swindrina's cousin, Kendrina.
he's coming in here. What's that noise? Okay, we know that we got to slowly turn.
We know now that we got to slowly turn away from her when she pops up, yeah?
Somebody said I never believed in ghosts till I came face to face with one bro thinks he's
I'm trying to take these planks off the window.
to see if it leads to outside so it makes it easier to throw the planks and the nails outside.
I thought this was easy mode, true. Imagine it's even on regular mode.
He's outside.
So, we can't use that window, but I'm assuming we just needed those extra right there.
I just heard something.
What was that?
We're good.
We're good. Let's talk to our chat. W game though. This is like the best granny light
since schoolboy runaway. Actually, this is like a certified good game. Okay, he's in
the kitchen right now. Let's try to see if we can go up to the attic real quick.
Why is he gonna come upstairs?
I don't know where he's at right now.
My best sound cues right now are when the footsteps stop, which means he's in his chair
and the snow.
So the best two sound cues is when the footsteps stops, we know he's in his chair, and when
we hear the snow, we know he's outside.
Yes. We're good. We're good. When the footsteps stop, you know what I'm saying? Granny is all about sound cues, right? Sound cues. He's not moving now.
I promise you if there's a spider in here, I'm going to tweak
Dog.
Cause you know there's a s-
Dog.
Can you know there's a...
I don't think he can hear anything up here in the attic.
Hey!
This is good!
What are you doing here?
Cody, am I going to be able to grab that when I go up there?
You just heard that?
No, he heard it on the bottom floor.
He's going to go down there.
Clean.
Chad, we're playing this so good.
He's outside.
We're good
What
Case please what
Please tell my boyfriend Pierce
He's not right for having an emo tick-tock crush and then saying I'm his crush when we literally look nothing alike
I'm not emo help. What do I do?
Dump them
What what do you mean dump them?
It ain't about looking alike bro sitting there telling you to your face.
He has another crush and you're his girlfriend apparently dog.
What?
That's not how that's supposed to work.
Chad, we're playing this so clean right now, I'm not going to lie.
We're good.
Chad, we're playing this so clean.
It feels like I've played this game before, even though it's my first time.
W. Granny-like.
Stripping with the five.
I wish I knew where he was right now.
But I don't.
Do you think if I drop the box outside, it'll make a sound, he'll distract him to go outside.
Okay, so we're going to take a kitchen right now, let's make a move and grab another thing
to throw outside.
Bro is literally eight foot tall. He's so tall his head came from the ceiling.
Throw these out there. Hope he hears them.
Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. I don't- how many of these do we need?
Is he up here? I think he's coming upstairs. He is.
So we're getting, oh my goodness. So right now I saw what's in the treehouse. There's
gas in the treehouse. So that's obviously going to go to the tractor. But I wonder
where we get the wheel from.
Spank with the TN, thank you.
Okay, so it's my iguana's birthday.
Happy birthday to your iguana.
I did it. I did an idea if that was so clean.
You heard me. It's fine.
Chad, how many boards and nails do we need? Do you think that's enough or should I get
like a couple more from in the bedroom?
What do we think?
I'm so nervous, I don't want to die again,
because we've already died twice.
He's outside.
Let's go back.
Clean movement.
Dude, the house layout is good too.
Not gonna lie, whoever developed this, y'all cooked for real.
This is a really good granny light, bro, no joke.
Somebody said, take a shot every time he says,
Granny like you would be absolutely fried by now, but it's true. It is. I know my granny likes
Okay, he heard that we'll still grab another board
He's up here right now.
He's right outside that door.
He might be coming in here.
Why don't you move the boxes?
I don't know.
It's like a comfort thing.
They give me comfort like they're blocking that entrance.
Where is he at?
I'm going to kill you.
I didn't think you could get into the attic.
Well, I actually still got too much extra. Okay, you relax, bud.
Spank with the five.
This dude thinks he's granny.
That is unbelievable. Oh, no, I might be dead. He heard that. It's over.
This dude's laying down booby traps like Granny did.
He's going down there and now we're about to jump down there chat y'all ready
The gasoline is up there
That's what we're gonna use for the tractor which I'm assuming is the way out of here except we got to find a wheel to
Oh, the wheel might actually be in the whale, huh? And we know where the crank is it's in the uh
What's she doing?
That's a bomb?
I can't, we're dead.
He's hearing this.
The nails are in.
What is that?
Is that a bunch of cows out there?
Dude, look at them cows!
Oh, good.
You nailed it.
I don't know where he is.
I'm afraid to move.
I don't know where he is. I'm afraid to move.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Two batteries to repair the phone.
Not sure what we would do with the phone but that's fine.
We have the gas for the tractor chat.
We're good.
He's outside.
Shat, we might actually get out of here.
I
So I say wazzy stream snipe and true he's back in the house now chill
So if you sprint, that's when the floor makes the malaise like that.
I didn't think I was going to make noise on the start door on the bed.
Shield.
Go outside.
Shiel, come outside.
Tch.
Tch, tch, tch, tch.
He'll make your noise!
Yo chat we're good. He's going back inside now.
Where is he?
He's still outside. Let's wait for him to go back in.
Yo W game actually.
I'm going to go to the other side of the river.
Wait, what do I do with the bones, I wonder?
relax. Traktor key in the bedroom, where? Are you serious? Hold on, just wait a second.
Was that the first key that I got was the tractor key?
He's still moving.
Can he go sit down somewhere, please?
Chat, we need him to chill.
I don't know where he's at.
I think he might be coming downstairs now.
He's in a shed.
Let's go!
We escaped, baby!
What you talking about?
Whoa!
That was actually the best granny-like that we have played in a long time.
And I think there's other exits too, because there's multiple other things that we didn't do.
You know what I mean?
We didn't use the phone and I didn't go in the area that he sits in.
We might have to play that again, like tomorrow or something, to see like another exit and
then maybe like another difficulty.
That was actually such a good granny like.
Wow, that was good.
I know that was easy mode, but still that was really good.
W game and great stream chat.
I love y'all man.
Hey!
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Vick with the five!
Priest at all the get-this-subs, don't-nose bits, follows,
and of course, I'm Priest at all y'all for this hangin' out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest, y'all tonight.
Have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, I love it, all right?
Peace out, y'all.
Do do do do do do do do do do-
PRA with GHE