I'll be right back.
I'm here early.
Snuck up on y'all, didn't it?
Chad, me and Jinx, you're playing a 2v2 tournament at 9 o'clock in 19 minutes.
That's why I'm here early.
So in 19 minutes, me and Jinx, you got a 2v2 tournament on Rocket League and I'm here early
up in this thing. You know what I mean? Cheers. Yo, what's good, ladies and gentlemen, I have
returned once more yet again, yet again, once more black hoodie. I repeat, black hoodie up in
this thing and not just any black hoodie. Let me tell you. Let me tell you not just any black hoodie,
Bubba. The burgers in the back up in this bag. Lock in. Shaq, do you think me and Jinxie's gonna win
the 2v2 Rocket League tournament. Do you think? Do you hope? Do you hope? I hope, not gonna lie.
Camilla with the five, give the W. Camilla a yo-two. Boo W. Subbers, man. Appreciate y'all. Thank
Thank you. Yes, Chad, I am early. If you weren't here, literally one minute ago on the dot,
me and ZXI doing a 2v2 Rocket League tournament at nine. Y'all over here asking why? Bruh!
Relax. Relax. Hey. Relax, dude.
playing a 2v2 Rocket League tournament with the homie Jinxie in 17 minutes. Type 1 if
you understand. That's why we early. Summer with the five gift. I appreciate you summer
with the five gift. Thank you. I'm going to repeat it again. Type 1 if I need to repeat
again because I'm gonna because when streams first starts there's a fluctuation
whoever was here 10 seconds ago wasn't here 10 seconds ago
can I say that right why are we so early point proven bubba
I'm early.
Sweaty booty juice with the fire.
I'm early because type one if you're listening.
Are you listening?
Type one if you're listening right now.
I'm going to need you to be listening.
I'm going to need you to.
We are early because me and Jinxie doing a Rocket League 2v2 tournament in 15 minutes.
Tight baloney if you heard me.
Did you hear me?
Good.
We're all on board.
Let me get warmed up because I don't want to get first-rounded in this tournament.
Not going to lie.
That would be pretty embarrassing.
No joke, that would be rather not good if you ask me.
That would be perhaps potentially not good, right, personally, I think.
So let me go get warmed up.
a million pop-ups on my PC. GG, oh lord. Oh, oh lord. Oh, it's over. There's noises.
There's just, oh. There's just, oh man. You know what I mean? What is Teams? Why is Teams
opening up on me. Why is everything opening? There it is. Man, I ain't even got my chat open.
I can't see. I can't see what nobody's saying. I mean, Lord, Lorde. We live in cities you'll never
That's Lord A right there.
You're 20 minutes early.
Yo, donkey, I just expect...
Relax.
Hey, calm down.
We're doing a 2v2 tournament
in 13 minutes with Jixi.
You got pink eye?
Bro, I do not have pink eye.
But now that I took them off, they're staying off.
You're welcome, bud, you did it.
You did it, loser.
All right, let's see just how bad I'm gonna be in this tournament here
Let me go let me go let me go aerial
Let me go pro. Let me get warmed up a little bit
Yo waffle fries with the five gift it appreciates you waffle fries with the five gift it. Thank you
What's your dream car a ice cream truck and I already have it buddy
What is this?
I'm Berto.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Let me get walled back up a little bit.
I don't know what you talking about.
I'm late.
I'm out of here.
Help.
I'm sorry.
We about to win this thing.
So you think we're gonna win this thing for real?
do people gonna be smurfing already know they're gonna know that me and him are playing in
it and they're gonna be smurfing on us Hunter with the five thank you ain't none worse than
a smurf in a video game let me tell you if you smurf in a video game I just want you
to know that you are a loser beyond comparison like actually smurfing is one of the worst
things ever like no jump smurf dude smurfing is like one of the biggest
loser activities ever like you're you're afraid to play with the people that's
your own rank that's sad you know what I mean pathetic even horrible even what's
that here's what smurfing is kids if you don't know what smurfing is I'll tell
you. Smurfing is when a pathetic loser is a higher rank than someone else in a
video game and they're afraid to play against the people their own rank. So
what they do is they intentionally lose games or have a alternate account that's
a lower rank so they can bully people that aren't as high as ranking them so
they can feel good about theirself because everything else in their life has
gone to samples. That's exactly what it is. And people do it in every game too.
every game people do it. Every game. Rocket League, League of Legends. I'm not
trying to make this by the way. I haven't been trying to make this this all
time. I've just been trying to hit the ball. Let me try to make it now.
Okay, see it's bad. See it's bad. No, it's bad. If I start to consistently play in
Rocket League again like I used to I could be nasty man. I'm a shell of what I used to be
I don't even be doing the twirls like I used to
I ain't turning the sink off. I want to let me try something actually
Let me see if I can let me see if I can flip reset like I used to do I used to know how to do it
There's absolutely no way I ever could again though
This is some ideas. It's like 2017.
Wait a minute. The muscle memory might carry me through.
What?
Does it need V-Sync for real?
Wait, now V-Sync is on you losers!
What I'm terrible yo that drip hard though
It's kind of grainy, no it ain't, you need a better monitor, bud.
Oh
Shad it's there. Oh GC invited me
It's time it's nearly time how I accept that invite
It has he called me on discord
Jack, could you imagine me and Zeke sitting here and win a 2v2 tournament?
Could you imagine a world so great that that has the potential to happen?
Could you imagine a world so great that that could happen?
look at a stream oh lord that's never good there's always something crazy going
on when I go look at bro stream lord have mercy what could it be now I'm
scared
You know what it's been worse when I've entered a stream before usually he's almost naked and you're dancing
Hey case I tried some of those pink bulldog Raymond things you talked about I want you to know I'll never financially work
Never financially mentally and physically recover from this, but I'm grateful. Oh, yeah, buddy
If you eat the pink bulldack noodles, you'll never go back there. They're too good. They're actually like too good
They're insane how good they are
Y'all appreciate that zombie hope you hope you get to feel a bit of preset you zombie. Thank you. Oh
What
That's crazy duck. I ain't gonna get a middle that preset you duck read with the 500 with the 4,000 bits
W read with the 4,000 bits. Thank you. Appreciate you read. Appreciate that. Thank you. Follow
Jinksy. I can't. My whole family's gonna die if I do it. If you know, you know. I can't
follow anybody on Twitch. Can't do it. Yo, Sonny with the five get the thank you. It's
just the OCD thing chat. I can't. I can't follow anybody. If I do everybody I love's
going to die. I'm sorry I can't. I wish it wasn't that way but it is actually like
all jokes aside that is legitimately what it is truly. Like actually I wish it
wasn't like that but if I were to follow somebody on Twitch everyone I love
would die. I know that sounds absolutely insane but big dog that's just what it
But if there was somebody I was going to follow on Twitch, it would indeed be my boy Jinxie.
There ain't no doubt about it.
If there was one person that I was going to follow, it would be...
Stop.
Oh, am I not allowed to be happy?
High five.
Any time you answer the phone with that much pep in your staff, dude, there's something
afoot.
Hey!
Kase, what's up?
What's going on?
Oh, no.
What my mic sound like?
Oh, perfect. Wait, you're Microsoft perfect. Good. Is a good bet. Perfect.
You're high-mised. You're high-mised. On my face.
Hey, man. Why are you hiding from the world, man?
Why are you hiding your Rocket League skills from the world?
I normally show those off in the morning. Why aren't you a professional player?
I've seen you. Don't think I got on Twitch one morning.
And you was and you was there you was there. I was like, yo, that's how I was right there
Clicked on your screen while you're playing rocket league. I'm like wait a minute
This came
I tilted pretty far down. It's all good. I got
My strength is GC I got GC rewards, so I got ten wins in DC
Yeah, that's that's tough. You are here.
Do I have GC?
Yeah.
Dude, have you seen a play of GC?
Yes, yes, I've seen.
I'm all like, Lee.
Bro, like, nasty.
He's very good.
It's insane how good you are.
It actually is insane how good you are at haverts.
How many views have you been playing Rocker than Kavus?
I first picked it up in 2015 when it came out.
And then I haven't played consistently.
Golly, how old are you?
I was playing in 2013.
He's 30, 28, 28.
I'm 22.
No way, no way.
No way you can laugh.
Why laugh?
No, if he was 22, you wouldn't have been talking to him.
I thought he's 30.
He is 30.
No way, are you for real?
No, I'm not.
I'm being dead to, yes.
OK, Kase, we need a team name, by the way.
It starts in three minutes.
What are you thinking?
Dutus Lane.
OK.
Dutus Lane, yeah.
You know what? That is good. That is good. That is good. Okay. And what?
Yeah. Yeah. Let's go brown. Okay. Okay. Am I on your lawn?
Yes. You're in. We're good to go. I'm going to get us in the tournament right now.
Wait, team name. Team name's not allowed. You got to be kidding me.
How is dude who's staying not allowed? How is that not allowed?
Bro, I've seen much worse. I've seen much worse.
go up okay one the other day when we was playing yes yeah that was okay what
about poop who's staying yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I got what about dookie
staying there's no way dookie yeah do dookie staying if you can't do dookie
staying spider what are you okay creative okay that's smart that's smart
case I've never won a tournament before ever okay so like I'm locked in I'm not
I'm not going to sell.
You got to be okay.
Man.
Do zeros and not.
Oh, yeah.
So innovative.
Somebody in my chat said, and today won't be the first time.
Yeah, you're out of here, bud.
We're going to win this.
Bro's back to winning.
Even that's not allowed.
Name it.
So it's our names combined.
Okay, that is tough. Okay, what a capital? Oh, I just I just don't have
Hey, I just stole that from somebody in my chat. That was not me. Okay, that is
tough. I'm gonna do white and pink, white and pink. Yeah. We're in. I'm so
wanted. Come on. How many seconds? So it's always gonna be 32 teams. So we
basically all we need to do is win five consecutive matches and we'll win.
All right we can do that. Oh no it starts at 40 seconds. And the thing is, I'm going to add the case in second.
Okay, okay, thanks Havrex. Hey, Havrex. It's love and positivity today dude. Wow.
Today was a great day. That's all I'm about. That's all I'm about, Havrex. No, not really.
Good luck, good luck. Thank you. Okay, so we are 20 seconds away. Okay, so the thing is if we lose in
in the first round, we'll be able to do the second chance
tournament.
The absolute worst case scenario would
be if we won in the first round and then
lost in the second round, because then we
wouldn't be able to do anything.
Also, this is a second chance one.
This is the first chance one.
But you know what I mean?
Is there another different tournament after it?
Of course.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a heat seeker tournament in an hour.
I don't know.
That's kind of hard.
You're like, you're like, he's here.
I played Heat Seeker on my first week.
I haven't played it since.
You know what you're assuming.
I'm going to be terrible.
You know what you need to host one day, bro?
You need to host a drop shot tournament, dude.
I don't know if nobody's I don't know if nobody's told you
about drop shot, but drop shot is actually cinema.
Like no joke.
Drop shot is like, oh dude, it's like the floor is the goal
You have to hit it like your team has to hit it on their side of the floor and the floor like caves in and like the more
Times you hit a certain tile you hit it in the tile where they break off and then it falls down in there
I suppose that was
That I'm not even kidding. That was my most hated mode. What?
But it was on like my first day of the game to be fair. So I didn't know what I was doing
Yeah, no to be fair. I didn't know what I was doing. No, I feel that it is it is go to though
I must say it is go to
Bro, what do you think of the, have you played like the football one, the NFL one?
I have not.
The only one I used to play is Hoops back in the day.
Hoops is fun, but bro, I'm so bad at getting like, I'm so bad at getting air on it.
So I just end up never scoring.
Yeah.
If you could, if you could get your, your aerials a little bit more dialed in, I noticed you've
gotten better at all of peaking you today.
You've gotten better with the aerials.
If you could, if you, here's why you're, you're not lacking the ability.
you're lacking the confidence of it, right?
It's not the ability that's lacking,
it's the confidence to attempt it.
Now I'm not saying-
You guys should just go for more aerial.
Hold on, not in this tournament and not like that,
but like if you play in,
now hold on, now if you're playing ranked,
if you just like playing ranked, yeah, go for it.
I mean, the worst thing that's gonna happen
is your random teammates are gonna flang you for missing it
and who cares?
As long as you get better and then you keep doing that
then a month later, all of a sudden you doing twisties,
you know, all this crazy stuff, right?
Yeah, you're 100% right.
Because I think the one thing I notice
is like, especially when I play threes,
I end up just waiting and waiting and waiting,
and I end up never even getting the ball that much.
Do you know what I mean?
Because everyone's just flying.
Exactly.
You have to fly.
At a certain point, you have to start flying.
If you don't fly, you're not going to fly.
It gets to a point that you actually have to.
Yeah, once you hit like about diamond action,
it's time to spread them wings, start flying.
Yes, 100%.
Dude, I'm actually almost diamond and freeze.
I keep just getting the best teammates ever.
I'm flat free, yeah, I'm flat free.
I keep randomly getting like insane teammates.
Yeah, that's actually tough, no joke.
I think I've won like eight in a row
and I've probably gotten carried in half,
like maybe seven and seven.
Wait, my mom just takes me.
She asks how high buys can do all that stuff for you,
like if I ever needed her to do it.
Which stuff?
Any desk?
Oh, is that what it is?
Okay, yeah, I'll tell her.
Yes, and he does.
So basically, High Vibes can do whatever he wants in my PC.
That's critical, hack your stuff.
No, no.
So that's who's seeing me do butt cheek pictures of you.
Bron knew you didn't send him on purpose.
OK.
That's correct.
We lost.
Wait, should we have Aura and not move?
Yeah, just stand off.
Oh, they're out Aura.
I saw somebody do this the other day, they basically made you actually you have the feather
boots and the air roll.
We don't have air roll on you, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
All right, man, time to win this tournament.
I don't know if I played them any two tournaments, maybe one.
That's a good touch too.
Nice.
I got it if you don't.
Nice. Nice. Keep it on the side.
I'm going to fall back.
Oh my goodness. What am I going to get warmed up? We're good.
That's on me too.
Okay. We stacked up. That's on me. I'll come in.
Wow. We buried that.
Okay. I think this is a slapping permit.
Is it? That's fine.
Ain't nothing like that going to happen again. I'm going.
Yep. We got this.
Nice case. I'm going to take that mid-boost. I might wall it.
Nice. I like that right there.
I miss the demo.
No, no, no, no, I think I messed up.
Get back, get back, get back, you do it, you do it.
I'm so lucky.
I need a boost.
I got it, I got it, you don't.
Clear that thing if you can.
I'm just trying to keep that from going to go right now.
Oh god.
Oh, I got no boost.
You missed this.
Nice clearance.
Get your boost, Kate.
Now stay on it, stay on it, stay on it, stay on it.
Yeah, we can run a predictor yet.
Nice job.
Please stop.
I'm going back and wait there.
OK, this is going to deadly territory.
I just had the worst thoughts I've ever seen, SU.
Too long.
We can do it.
OK.
Hey, don't get quiet on me here.
We're good.
OK, don't watch the replay.
Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip.
Bro, I flipped.
I flipped the wrong way.
OK, I'll go.
I'm behind you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the play.
That's the play. That's the play. Come on. Here we go. We're here. We're here. We're
We're here.
He's alive.
Yeah.
Look, we still got the whole game.
We've got the whole game ahead of us.
Go ahead.
I did it.
No.
Nice.
That was good.
It's on their side.
I got some boost.
Get scared.
This kid got some hair on that.
I'm going to bump one.
I bumped one.
Bumped him again.
Nice.
OK.
That's going to be over the middle.
You got it.
I got a nice gate clear.
Good clear, man.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Stay with us.
I walled it.
Nice.
I'm going back to the moose.
Walled it's you.
Not me daddy's thing is that.
All of you.
Why not go?
Oh no.
It's OK.
Hold on.
Wait a darn second minute here.
What just happened to me there?
Wait, what do you mean?
I touched it again! Go nowhere!
It's okay. Ghost touch, ghost touch, ghost touch.
We're good. Remember, if we lose in the first half, it's not the end of the world.
You're right. You're right. I ain't gonna let it affect you.
Let me slap this second chance, yeah.
Listen to that! Listen to that! Listen to that! Listen to that, Tasty! Come on, man!
I gotta fight back for it! Don't worry!
You are just a scotch team!
Let's go, baby! Oh my god!
Lock in, baby! Come on!
You can direct it to I'm a director. Oh, my
Incredible Wow Wow I'm right behind you
You
I'm gonna get that back loose. Yeah, I'm gonna get the mid-boost
You're good, you're good, you're good.
I bumped him and I took his boost.
Why not?
No boost, no boost.
Good catch.
Finish that, PC, finish that.
Wait a minute.
Ugh.
Good shot.
No, you're good.
You did good there.
That's what I meant.
What a try.
Way to stay on that.
Way to keep that pressure on.
I'm going to demo.
I demoed a demo.
I demoed one minute.
You're beautiful.
I demo demo demo demo demo.
You're beautiful!
Yeah!
That is absolutely beautiful.
Thank you. Team play man. Team play.
Casey, is your goal celebration a donut?
Yeah.
Okay, okay. That is sick.
Alright, let's go to Sam.
Alright, it looks like Quad is the best player.
I'm on that.
That's beautiful, Casey.
I took the back to see up into the wall nice just keep that pressure on look
okay nice is out oh my god
I miss the demo no gave it a little bit too much gas there that's all me that's
a good touch jasey I got this trying to stay in their face if I can that might
I'm in the middle of God, that's a good cut.
Nice.
No!
This is such a good game.
Okay, I'm in it.
Ooh, okay.
I'm in it.
Oh my God.
Let's drop on him.
Drop down from the head.
Okay, I'm in it.
I'm in it.
Yeah, clear that for me.
I'm going to try to tell you every time I commit, so I'm going to catch you up first.
You can't look, you choke, you stole the bag.
You stole it.
You like flicked it to me.
I don't know if my mic cut now, but good play.
Let's go.
Just know if my mic cuts out, I'm screaming.
That's you.
I'm behind you.
I go.
I'm going to try to get it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
that's the play we're good we're good let's just let's play do it here keep
doing what we're doing you much out of finesse oh no
finesse me bad not even that's me bad I'm not gonna laugh
bro he is carrying this yeah you're good now we're good we got a whole minute
left wow go for the mile
All right
It's gonna go to the wall, I'm gonna keep the mid boost. I'm gonna come back a little bit
Beautiful touch case
I just centered it like a good guy. I got it. I got it. Don't do it. Oh my bad. No, no, no, no, no, we're good. I'm gonna come back
I'm gonna contest
Okay, I think that's you
All right, I miss it. That's you. I got it. I got it. Don't worry. Don't worry. You're clear
20 seconds dude good time
Yo, yo, I know I should have jumped earlier. We're good. No, you're good. I also kind of sold
I'm going we got display aggressive here. Come on
We got plenty of time 15 seconds
Good place like that like that nice
I love you. No, wait, it's off. It's off. No, no, no, no. We got second chance though,
right? Do we? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, that's fine. We got to be panties goovers, man. All
it was, all it was was a warm up. Yeah, it's a goal turn. No, we're good, bro. Okay, literally
All these dudes suck, we're good.
Yes, we're completely good.
It was just, it was just, I wore them off.
Wait, we got a minute.
Two minutes, two minutes.
Yes, but there's a second chance.
All right, man.
What colors you think, Case?
What colors you want?
Goa,
Goa.
top 32 is such a friendly way to tell someone they got dead last
yo like top 32 as if there's another dude I'm warmed up now too that's the sad part
I'm warmed up yeah I kind of saw like three really bad cells no we're good bro we got
sick bro this game takes so much skill man yeah it's true it does it really does two
minutes that we're back in. You just choose the colors for us. Okay, I'll do this. Let me see.
Wait, you let the tournament. You let the tournament. Oh, God. Oh, God. Wait.
Georgia. Georgia. Georgia. I mean, I didn't. Oh, God. Oh, God. Give me a minute. Oh, God.
failed to join party. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This doesn't
not part of the tournament team. I requested a drunk. Not part of the tournament team.
Wait, you got time to reset my app?
I have time.
I'm resetting my app.
It said it accepted.
Oh, no.
I have to accept it.
I have to reset my app.
Okay.
I'll be back.
I'll be back at the game in 30 seconds.
We got a minute and 30.
We're good.
We can't even pick a team name.
We just got to go.
I got to leave the tournament.
Yes.
Make sure you leave because you're in a solo right now, basically.
How do I leave it?
Oh, God.
I don't even know.
I left it.
We're good.
I left it.
Okay, we know if you got it on the hill. I mean here. We're good. Nice. We're good. We're good. We are good.
We got it. We got a minute. Look, that was a warm up. We got, is it the same tournament? Just second chance. Is that what it is?
It's, yes. It's the same tournament. It's just, it basically makes a new tournament of 32 people with that all got first round.
Oh, we're winning this whole thing then. What you talking about?
And it's a goal tournament. I was gonna say Platinum would be a lot harder, but goal tournament we actually have a good chance
Yeah, no, no, let's one that game
I sold I could I left a lot of the floor now I did I missed multiple things that make me look like a goober not gonna lie
We're good though. Oh
Yeah
You can do second chance without doing first case. I didn't know that yeah, you just go right into second chance. Yeah
So it's that okay. It's still good to do both though to at least try it. You know what I mean? Yes
We're good. So it's basically
Just as competitive as the regular on top chat. Did they lose? No, we didn't shut up
No, yeah, if you just tuned in we're literally just got on the star course
All right, let's go here we go lock in generating bracket 32 teams shot five wins and we are victorious
First ever tournament way to come in and we got it, bro.
Don't even worry about that first night.
Dude, we actually did good though.
I know.
Yo, Kiehl's with the raid pre-sector for the raid Kiehl's.
Thank you.
It was 4-3.
Oh, man.
We said that right.
It's like a 30 seconds left.
No dude, there was a couple things that like we just, like a couple of them shot should
have easily been blocked.
And I missed one for an absolute fact.
You know.
Yeah, I also had an open thing.
I hit it far post and messed up.
You're good. Here we go. We got this.
We have finals is best of three.
Is it that's kind of cinema?
If you make it to finals is best of three. Wow.
We're making it.
The furthest I've made it is, um, I think quarters like topping topping.
Well, we're making it. We're making it to finals right here by the way.
Where we are. There's no doubt about it.
There's actually, there's no other option that could be reality for what could
happen. You know what I mean?
I seen it. Yes.
The voices they told me they said, yo, it's time.
I said, all right, that
And semi's and semi's is best of three as well. Nice. Yeah. No, we're good
Okay
operation to get to sevens. Oh hundred percent
So win three games
Dude, it's a goal to the three tournament. How hard could it actually be not not difficult at all because we're about the
Yeah, we're about to kill them. Ain't no doubt about it
All right, this is gonna be perfect. Dude. I'm not gonna lie
I actually love the tournaments in this game.
Like I play everyone that pops up basically.
Yeah, they're so easy to get into.
It's like you might as well just do it, you know what I mean?
You just click two buttons and you're in.
Yeah.
It's so easy.
And you also get those points
where you can like open packs with them
or whatever they are.
Yeah, yeah.
Shaq, do you believe?
I'm in your tourney.
How do you know?
How do you even know?
I can't even see the bracket.
How do you know?
It says bracket unavailable.
Shaq, do you believe?
We can start a prediction for the first game.
I feel like we go and start a prediction for the first game.
How many people play tournaments on night chat?
Like every tournament, is it foul?
It's got to be like hundreds of thousands of people, right?
Especially in gold.
Yeah, probably.
More than likely.
It's got to be so many people.
Don't.
Chat, when a tournament is running, do you think there's more people playing ranked or a tournament?
Ranked?
Yeah, 100%.
gotta be ranked. Five seconds. Yeah. Five seconds. Oh my god. Alright, let's go.
Let's go. I think we shook it out. Yeah. Now let's do what we was doing the other
night and just play in flow state and everything going behind. Dude, it's so
scary because it's like you lose one and you're out at least the semis. Yeah, like
a best of three kind of thing. Yeah, but it's all good. But it's the same for the
I'm a team too. It's better just as nervous. All right, come on. Oh, I love this stadium. Okay. Lock it baby. Let's go
We got
What are you they don't give us a buy-round no
Okay, dude this guy has the RL in his name you better be dedicated this entire Xbox game
He did all that and he's still gonna lose to us, watch him.
Come on.
Speed flipping, wow.
Houston made this speed flip or tried to speed flip, I think.
We ain't worried about him.
Almost, oh my god, he just sold.
We're orange, yeah, we're orange, come on.
We're that, oh there it is.
Good touch.
I was late, dude, we get back.
I got it. You're good. You're good.
You got all the time of the world.
You, you, you, you.
You.
Yep.
Just gonna clear that thing.
My bad center.
Oh, no.
You, you, you.
I missed it. I missed it.
We're good.
You know what?
I'm glad that happened.
You know what?
I'm glad that happened.
I needed to see that.
Me too.
100%
I needed to see that happen right there.
Yeah, let's go.
Me too.
Kate, we are completely in trouble.
I'm not selling.
Shut up.
I'm going.
All right.
You.
If I had hit that area, it would have been a whole different situation.
Oh lord no he took my booze
Good clear I ain't got no booze. Oh my god. It's got a soul. Yeah, he's so bad
Chase if you can get to left post maybe
All right, I'm gonna try to demo
Oh no, I saw you open the middle ice game.
Oh my gosh.
Almost, almost, almost, almost.
Oh no, you can't, you.
We good?
No worry, I only got five boots.
He missed it.
Oh no.
Oh no, that's good.
They ain't got it like that.
They really ain't got it like that.
Why are these guys?
Gates, why are they so good?
I'm walking.
No, we lost.
No, we didn't.
We're good.
Why are these guys?
No, no, they're not good.
They suck and they're getting lucky.
Let's go.
I'm high.
Let's open.
I
Wait a minute
They suck so back
I got it
I'm walling this. Oh, never. I can't it's dropping on you
That's a bucket man. Godly. He ran into me girl
why are these guys so good no no they ain't good they got lucky look at that bro hit me
we're good lock in jeff what is that
hacker dude no look bro we got three minutes okay you're right you're right that is a lot of
time i don't know what look what i'm just playing in the net look at this goober
I'm afraid I'm not there I'm afraid I'm not there I've never got any boots off the
Wait, what is that chase? Okay, you know what? Let me talk to him
Let me talk to him
Now we don't need no sympathy it's only for how we win these
You're right here. I'm gonna be shocked with the wall. You'll be locked in. It's so much harder than rain
I'm a lot here for real now, so
Oh, that's a great ball case.
P.O.
Don't look really down three now, really down three and ain't no big deal.
Come on.
Chase.
Look at what he did.
Look what he did.
He was not trying to do this.
Oh, yeah.
I'm making it feel bad for us.
Okay.
We got this.
Go ahead.
I'm on it.
Yeah.
I'm going to play you like this.
I'm on it. Yeah, I'm gonna play you like turbo aggressive on them over the middle
That's a tough spot good touch
Yep
Let's go chat a 4-0 comeback would be insane. It's gonna happen right here. There ain't no doubt about it
He didn't know me that's all you good touch
That's what we need
I'm right behind you.
Four zero, come on.
That's how we've been chasing him.
He's dead, dead.
He's ho ho.
They're getting nervous.
I'm going back.
Here you go.
Nice.
To the side, to the side, to the side.
Oh my god.
I got it.
Don't you worry.
The top.
Open the middle.
He did it.
You, you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Great try.
We're good though.
We still got a blast on him.
Open the middle.
You're so beautiful.
No, you're so bad.
Good.
You're such a cheat sheet.
The pressure is on.
Yes it is.
Oh my god, we need to score right now.
All right, dropping, dropping.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What happened?
They do it too much.
Oh my.
What happened?
I don't know if he was trying to do that or not.
Is he scripted?
Go for it.
You hit the mid-loose?
Oh no.
I got it.
Don't you worry, kid.
Oh my God.
Don't worry.
I'm in there, I'm in there, I'm in there.
What a ball!
Yeah.
That's a good touch, case!
Yeah.
Stay on that back up!
them.
What a ball game.
What a touch.
I'm going back for some booze.
I got a chill for a second.
One minute.
Good touch.
I just got a touch.
Oh my god.
Almost.
Watch out.
This guy's good.
That banana dude.
That's a cool phone.
Over the middle.
Let's do that.
Oh no.
I don't want to hit it out.
Sweet.
Good.
Oh no.
No, I don't want to hit it out.
We got that.
No, we almost had to save it a year right there.
We're good though.
We're only down 130 seconds.
We good.
Don't worry.
Oh, I've had boots.
I maybe could have got there.
Yeah, I had to go all the way back for some boo.
Oh my goodness.
I sold the kick.
Jason.
Wait, wait, wait.
Am I I'm the honest?
Wait? Okay, no, wait. You might have missed that.
Oh my god! Pitch! Pitch! Pitch!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
That is what I'm talking about!
Yo, let's win this! Let's win this!
Don't even go to overtime! Let's win!
Please, I'm about to have a breakdown, dude.
Are you out there performing?
Okay, the same is not true for my heart.
You missed me, oh no, oh no, you missed, you're gone.
Okay, so I'm on the left post if you want it, left post.
Set a set for me!
I got Sam on it, how are you kidding me?
Keep demoing me.
Let's go, no we're good, go away, go away, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Love it, love it, love that out of you, love that out of you.
Go, go, go!
Wait, that's, oh my god, heading into you.
nice way to settle it I'm on this I got a case I clicked it I clicked it you you
you're so you're so good I'm on it taste that game no stay on the set I'm
saying oh my goodness I saw so bad I hope you're back I'm back I got you
I'm not even from this part of this.
I'm near 100.
What?
I'm not gonna say, I think it's the best of our plates.
I'm not gonna get it.
Over the middle, over the middle, over the middle.
I'm not gonna go back, I'm not gonna go back.
My picker is most shot.
What?
What does that mean?
I don't even know. We're about to get scammed is what it means.
I have no boost.
no boost let's go jc oh what chase chase oh my gase chase chase chase chase I
just got three epic saves you're beautiful your job what is happening
No, Jeff, please somebody.
Somebody.
I'm going up.
You.
I thought he was going to float again.
Yeah, no, we have that shot.
Anyways, bro, you just played so good right there.
I'm not going to lie.
Dude, I'm not even kidding.
You just played so good right there, I'm not going to lie.
Dude, I'm not even kidding.
Bro, you just played, you actually just played so good right there.
That's actually by far the best you ever played.
I was going to fly in for the save right there, but I got caught.
I thought he was going to hit it up and not bounce it in, so I was just gone.
case I'm like I'm literally about a hyperbent of a prep do no you was
actually cooking like no job I had three epic saves in like a minute I'm not it
was all off the post that was disgusting that was oh my god is there
another one these so here is what is coming up there's a 2v2 heat seeker
tournament in 30 minutes yeah and you want to you want to play that in 30
minutes? Is there anything else? Is that it? Then then there's a 3D3 tournament at
literally midnight in at 12. So in an hour and a half, there's a 3D3 tournament.
An hour and a half, so that's what 11 or 11 my time? 11 your time, yep.
Potentially, or we could wait, can you still make tournaments?
Wait, Jack, can you make tournaments? You can, right? Yeah, you can.
Highbites told me about it, but I never did it.
Chad, what if we picked up Taco for the 3v3 tournament?
Taco?
I don't know.
Dude, I went on like a 10 game.
I've never even spoke to him.
I just went on like an eight game when it's your game.
He's like the nicest guy ever.
This goober, my chat has said do a viewer tournament.
That sounds like the worst idea ever.
You goober is going to be a bit smurfing on us.
They're just going to be like champs.
Man, we need to do something though.
Do you want to play ranked?
Yeah, let's go. Okay, what would you rather? Would you want to cue threes and choose or just choose?
Both of them. I'm cool with both of them. Okay. Now in threes, I'm flat three. So we might get like
what y'all saying sketch for sketch even on sketch plays but is he on? Let me see. I can text him.
Sketch ain't even your own. Y'all to hear talk about some sketch. He ain't even my own man.
I'll text them. I'll text them and see no you played really good right there not gonna laugh
If I'd have been more warmed up with a one that no joke
I'm warmed up now, though
Lock in all right. Let's go this
Lock in
I'm so warm
Wait, what is this?
This oh, yeah, no, I'm not there right now. I'm not there at all. Good. You're gonna get there. This is to be to with
This is a club, so they have oh, okay. Yeah
That's why the hell you're one good one
Yeah, it's not an answer for
That last touch was crazy good touch
Nice cake, that's tough for me. Yeah, we got it. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
I got it.
We're good, good, good, good, good.
Walls.
Yep.
Get out of here, guys.
We're good.
Over the middle, over the middle.
Over the middle.
Yep.
Nice.
Touch case.
Yep, get up.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to contest this guy.
I'm going to contest.
Go ahead.
Oh, yeah, I'm on that.
I'm on that.
No.
That's over him.
I'm going to wall this.
Go ahead.
Yeah
Bumps him. Bumps him.
Oh I did it. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm so back. I'm so back.
Right over there baby. Right over there.
Over the middle. Over the middle. Over the middle.
Beautiful.
Oh the middle!
What's going on?
Just stop. Just stop. Just stop. I'm back behind you.
Oh no, I got you.
Nice case. Oh my God.
Right. Oh, you got a bus.
I try to do some crazy. I try to do some crazy.
I ain't got no booze.
Okay, you're good. You're good. I'll go net. I'll go net.
Nice way to come in.
How was that a save? That is giving me sympathy points.
They gave me a save for that.
Dude, sometimes they'll give you saves for nothing
and then they won't give you saves.
I swear. That's nothing.
I don't know how this system works.
Good touch, good touch, good touch.
Godly, they got unlimited pressure on us.
That's all right.
Yeah.
We just slowly got like ground out of the field.
That's all right.
You know what, I'm like being down 0-1 better anyway,
because that makes you lock in more.
You know what I mean?
No, 1 million percent.
That's the truest thing about a player.
I'm not a player when I'm in a deficit.
Yeah.
Nice.
Beautiful.
Over the middle, he's gonna get there though, he's gonna get there.
Oh lord, that's scary.
Whoa, I'm out of, I'm out of.
Wow.
He's got pressures in the sand case.
Yeah, uh, oh hey, big, big lift!
Oh lord.
I got bulked up!
I'm in the land!
Oh wow, what is going on?
How am I supposed to expect that to happen right there to even say that what what is that?
Who we talked on me? How are we playing out here?
Bro, they're like setting each other up these guys are legit these guys don't know they ain't they suck
Don't nice bro look at me. He's doing that fake AFK stuff report. We got finesse by that last night
I'm just on no man's land, big dog.
Nice.
That's the worst clear I've ever had in my life.
It's not even close.
No, what if it was in a paid case?
No, look, I think they just trying to trick us.
Over the middle.
I don't got my aerials like I did the other day, bro.
You literally were right.
Good clear, dude.
He was trying to trick us.
Dude, I got a lot.
He wasn't trying to trick us.
What a weirdo, dude.
As soon as the ball got close, he flew up.
Yep, yep, yep.
out. Literally didn't move his car. Oh, okay. That was our blessing. We are we are back in
this game. We're coming back. Yep. Go ahead. Yes. I'm lagging.
He's not passing to you. That's weird. That's weird. That's weird. That's weird.
Let's do this you this you yep. Yep. Yes, sir. Oh, no, what is happening to us right now?
What is happening here? So what is going on here?
No, no, no, no, you're giving them too much credit. They're not good. They're getting lucky.
but think about this only my third game on right now yes 100% this is like my
48 you're good nice come back starts right here
maybe that's just played without K.O. I love it
whoa oh that's me dude you're good to life
I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Yo. What is that? I'm on this. Come on, man. I'm on that.
Oh my god, wait a minute, I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, good one good one good one good one. Oh my goodness. That was only four three
They have a time hat.
Oh my God.
I'm going gold.
I have a gold.
Oh no.
Not again.
Okay.
Thank you.
A fourth gold would have been disgusting.
Now.
Everything changes around here.
I agree.
It's because dude, once.
Okay.
Are these guys serious?
Man, just eat it again, man.
Chad, they're sitting here like volleying it in the air when the game's over.
Come on, that's so scoundrel.
All right, look here, I'm gonna lace up on you right here.
Pause.
I'm about to change up my play style.
I'm just gonna get turbo aggressive here.
Like I was the other night.
Just note, just careless, careless just going.
That's what I'm doing.
I absolutely love it.
I'm changing everything up.
We're not losing again for the rest of the night, period.
I want everything out of the way.
Okay, so I'll be back in like five seconds.
Okay.
Five.
I'm back. I'm back. What happened? Where did you go that fast? No, no, I just stepping
so I was talking in my chat for like three seconds. Oh, you, you, you. I'm a simple phenomenon,
disgusting, filthy loser. Nice. Oh my god. Wow. These thoughts are getting
I'm not even gonna lie.
Black 2 is tough.
Because Black 1 is like gold, but you got lucky.
Black 2 is like calm.
That's you.
Oh my.
Jancy, what just happened?
So...
Alright, all that needs to happen is we just need to...
Wait, did you see that open?
Wait a minute.
No, no.
Wait, wait a minute.
I was trying to get it to the outside clothes now. I'm here
That's crazy
Beautiful case love it
Love it. I'm getting pumped around like a pinball the chain
Don't you worry I'm demoing no, I'm not
That is this
You'd say I'm gone and I'm gone
Oh, no, oh, no, I hate you, I'm sorry
We're good love it takes love it
I'll come back come back. I'm getting a boost. That's all you big dog. Nice. Nice. All that
dropping on you dropping on you check it's not extracurricular story beautiful. I'm on
that good clear big dog love that oh my god I love it you do you I miss it I missed it
and I got flicked wow
he missed
what a stellar
I was going too fast
we did it bro
tonight is not on that
no what guess it is
It will turn around I hope but we are currently I think we're on four. Oh, yeah, that's not that bad though
Okay
We're good. We're good. I'll come back. Look at that bounce big dog
You know what I mean? What is that bad if these dudes are getting I feel like everything's not going our way
I do it. We don't work. Oh
My goodness. He sucks do man
For real
Look out look this new play is so scary. I
Got bought let's go. That's our chance
Now we counter this is where you got it. I'm on that
Walding it Walding it
I missed that's you good touch big dog over the middle of the middle. Yeah
I'm gonna
I missed the demo.
That's on it! That's on it!
Oh!
Come on, man. Yeah!
We just needed to see a goal go in.
Bro, it's been so long.
What is the last time that we scored?
We're back though now.
We are back now.
Now, I'm warmed up.
Back, come on.
Nice.
Yep, beautiful. Love it, love it, love it.
Get a bounce, get a bounce.
I was gonna try to get my one awkward dude these guys like prime parts up
they're just flicking it to each other oh my god that's a crazy bow shit I missed
Oh, no, I meant the life.
Love it, Kate.
Wow.
That was.
I'm on it.
I mean, what's my car doing?
Bro, this kid does not miss on the wall.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to shit.
I'm absolutely.
Let's go.
I'm going.
I'm talking.
And that right there is why you never double come out. Yeah, exactly beautiful. So it's just an easy goal as soon as you double
Let's go. Come on
All right, you're right everything shit. We are so bad. It's not even funny
Love this
It's gonna bounce over the middle they have a shot here. Yep max out
All good if you miss I'm on it. I
I can't get that high enough.
Nice, nice, you missed.
Go, go, go, get aggressive on it.
I have like no boost.
I'm so aggressive.
You!
I love it!
I have no boost.
Love it!
Oh my god!
That's a good touch.
This GS guy is so good.
Oh, lord.
Yo, it's just every game we're playing against one insane player.
Clear, clear!
I'm in that. I'm in that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to try to see what they what they give
and bring that for me. No. We can't never get it out. I hit it in. Bro. Why can't we
ever get it out? This is crazy. Bro. They're just I don't know. They're just squeezing
I got something over here.
We good?
Bro, but I'm gonna get the GS guy, so good.
We're good, let's go, I'm right behind you, we score here.
You did it, we scored.
Oh my god, oh my god.
And by that, I mean I miss.
But I'm there, but I'm there.
Yes, you are!
I'm gonna shoot, I'm gonna beat it!
18 seconds!
Almost passed that screen, I'm gonna pass that screen
and I gotta turn off.
Yo, almost passed out at the extreme almost blackout like we almost saw it like I just
crossed out.
Oh my goodness.
Alright, I'm back.
Okay, that's just pure passion.
Give it to you.
Love it.
We almost got rule one, but we didn't.
Clear that for me.
We're coming in.
Flickin' him.
I'm going.
Go.
And I got shot here.
Oh my God.
Get a foot on that.
No, no, no.
Just wait and see.
Wait and see.
I'm going.
Oh my god, get a foot on that.
No, no, no, no, no, wait a second, wait a second, I'm going.
You go, you go.
Do it to him, GC.
Oh, no.
It's a, you're alone, you're alone.
One v one.
Oh, I'm super alone.
Let's go, ice skates!
I'm going to take my boost.
Go, go, go, go!
You missed the ball, you missed the ball.
He's talking he's talking
That Jason what are you doing? I got you we are so back going right to you love it case
Well, I'm telling you
like it's just the GS guy. He did not miss a single wall touch the whole game. He was
also getting ceiling shots. I think we try our luck and please. I don't know.
Jack twos is like every game of Tuesday we play there's one guy who's just
ridiculously insane. I have a guy does nothing. I hate the fact that these
disgusting doubters are getting paid up. God, we try our luck. Wait, I could get
I hate the fact that these disgusting, filthy losers are getting paid up, man.
Y'all do not deserve these shadow boys.
Real, real.
Y'all do not deserve these shadow boys.
Chad, how do I find him in my recess?
I'm not, I'm not playing good right now.
I'm not going to lie.
Compared to what I was doing the other night, I am a shell of when I was the other night.
Not going to lie.
I got to lock in for real.
Starting off slow, but I'm, I'm a heat up.
I'm starting off slow, but I'm I'm a heat up
Okay, so the thing is if we play threes you're gonna be able to kind of do whatever you want
You can aerial you can fly and you'll get so warm playing
Which are what was his name?
Taco Flocko all right
This guy's the go
Yo, we got a third guy we could low key do that 33 tournament you're in a little bit
Yes.
Taco Flacco.
I don't see him and he's not up in my recent papers.
You know what I'd like to apologize.
I'm letting you down tonight.
No joke.
No, you're not, dude.
You're not.
The thing is, I've been on for like literally four hours.
No, I'm playing bad.
I accept responsibility.
This is on me.
Jack, I hope this works.
No, I think he was p.m. I'm a grown man, and I accept responsibility when it is due I
Apologize for my performance is so far, but I will you're doing fine. You're doing fine. I'm leaving a lot on the floor as well
Yo, you absolute disgusting filthy simpletons in the chat sketch is not on
on. Moist critical. That's no way moist is on. There's actually no way moist is on.
Wait, is he? There's no way. There's no way to Mount Rushmore guys on. Is he? Yeah. Yeah,
that dude's on the Mount Rushmore, the internet man. There's no way he's on right now. If
he is on, he wouldn't play. He's doing bigger and better things. But Jack is more like,
when you guys say he's on, is he on Rocket League or is he on like just, just because
bro if you're just watching a YouTube video don't like spam his chat it's too
late it's probably too late chat I don't know how to find this guy I don't
know how to find taco his title says no plans but his title always says that
title says that every now and then.
Yeah.
Let me see what he's got.
I think Moist is like class kill.
Okay, that's fine.
I'll fucking shine then.
We are not bronze.
His chat lied and said that we're bronze.
We are not bronze.
You can play it.
Is he streaming?
I didn't want to try.
Moist.
I'm lagging so hard.
He said he's down.
That's too tempting.
He said he's down.
Say you swear. Yeah, he's gonna play a tournament with him in an hour. Yeah, he's getting on Rocket League right now
He is. Oh my god. I love moist man
Yes, me too. Oh my god. He's downloading the game. He's downloading the game
Okay, one body's downloading chat
Okay
Do chat if moist gets on we get warm for an hour we play a 3v3 tournament that
is peak yeah hi guys can we make a group call with the moist after this game moist
critical man that's my dude man
all right let's go he's diamond in Rio go ahead go ahead
chat there's no way he's dying and he's down in the game I'm horrible I'm awful I
I deserve to be spanked by a giant Brawler command.
Don't worry, I got.
All right, thanks, we are going to sell more in the street.
No, we're not.
We're good.
Let's lock in.
Oh, my.
I was trying to.
Let's go.
You go on behind you.
You see what I'm saying, GC, we're not getting anything that we want right now.
Every bath goes the opposite way. Add one hundred to six.
I got the second bath.
Bro, three equals one is gonna be seven.
Yep. They said they're saying-
They're gonna play a tournament.
They're saying he's diamond, but that's fine.
This might as well be diamond.
You either fly-
Well, they said he was diamond years ago.
You're flying either way, I guess.
I'm horrible, I'm awful. Beat me to death, Jamesy.
Okay, so I'm giving you permission for that keep going keep going for that because
you know me hot it no no no no no once you get hot it's over because then we're
gonna be in threes also case in three in threes you can get away with over
committing a lot more I'm on that it's a lot of the twos we're gonna like I am
I'm in no man's land, bro.
Like, I actually, I am like, I'm dead.
I'm on drugs.
No, you're not.
Let's go.
Okay, we're good.
We're good.
It's time.
I'm gonna dead it.
I'm gonna dead it for you.
Okay, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
I just saw a vision.
I'm actually back.
I know you, okay.
Okay, I'm flicking it.
All right, all right, all right.
We're good, okay.
We are good, we are good.
It's recent.
Have we won?
Oh my god, that's gonna drop.
It's gonna drop, it's gonna drop.
The voice is, oh, what is that?
UK, there's never me.
Look, look, right there.
How am I to suspect that that was going to shoot all the way to the middle from this right here?
You know what I mean?
Why am I even getting ready for that to even happen?
Do I need to stay in the net or something?
Like, what is that, Cuff?
You're good.
Case, you're good.
good because once you heat up it's over but I can't oh my god I just don't take off
I just don't you're the greatest man I'm there don't aroma you're the great
Bambino you know who that is yeah baby I'm on this case yes you are over the
middle. Oh no. I hate this game right now. Why is everything flying like that? Nothing's
going where I'm telling it to direct. Go.
Select it. Over the middle. These dudes suck so bad it's making me worse. You can't judge
a Simpleton's ball. Okay, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're doing
good. You're doing good. These dudes was good. I'd be playing better, but they're so dumb
I never know what a ball don't go. So I can't make a play on it. I'm suspecting
Suspecting a goodness. Oh, there's no goodness. What you just said is most relatable. Oh
My god, no
Love it, I love it
This dude this dude this dude, I'm telling you this dude ain't got no friends
you're good. You got a case.
You got it. Oh my god. You got to clear your head. You're coming on glued here. There ain't
no Elmer's glue left. Oh yeah. I'm back. I'm back.
Okay. I'm not doing anything that I was the other night. I was over there playing like
I used to now. I'm over here. Just do do one. Oh my god. I don't know you're going. I don't know you're going.
Wait, I love you. I love you. I love you. That is the best thing I've ever seen.
What a big, big, big. I'm such a failure, dude. No, you're not.
You're one of the most successful streamers that ever lived. You're not a failure. Thank you,
Thank you, man. I had a shot there and I choo-hoo-hoo.
You're jinxing me.
You know what? You're right. Let's come back.
You're absolutely- You see what I'm saying, cuh?
Oh my goodness, way to be there.
We're good. We're good.
On that- Dude, you see that stuff that you weren't doing a week ago?
You're better. I'm horrible now. You see that? I barely kissed it.
I kissed it.
Over the metal?
Give me kiss.
Oh no.
He missed! He missed! Case all you! All you! Dude, we gotta... Wait a minute.
Oh, you went back? Okay.
I think we're 0 and 5 and 2, but it's okay, because Moise is gonna save the day.
Moise, if you can hear me right now, you're gonna save the day.
Oh, no.
I'm on that. Go, Case! Go, Case! So much time!
YEEEAH!
We're back! We got 30 seconds to get to those dollars! Let's go!
They're going to talk about this comeback in the history books.
Was that you?
30 seconds left to be great!
Yo.
Come on!
That didn't even sound like you right there.
Are you possessed?
Hi, guys.
No, he didn't even miss what you're like.
You just sounded like anti-jinksy right there.
Oh, no.
That was dropping on that.
That was weird.
Missing piece, missing piece.
Yes, Gaze, what a touch!
I'm on it.
Don't you w-
Missed 20 seconds.
I got it.
I'm walling this.
Gaze, full attack.
Full attack.
If you make that. Wait, I'm right side of you.
If only I had a booze, if only I had a blame, if only I had a heart.
Okay, moist. Moist save us. I think we've lost five straight.
Moist save, save our soul. Moist please.
I don't know what's happening here.
All right, I'm gonna make a group call with boys
We go
Yeah
Okay, moist used to be diamond chat this is exactly what I need to hear we will never lose we're never gonna lose another
Wait if he's diamond, I can't play with you because I'm a go
Is that correct no way
I don't think he's currently diamond case because he downloaded the game.
I don't think he's currently.
I can shoot already.
I like that.
I got a gun.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We were saying about ranked disparity.
Yeah.
Are you currently a diamond moist?
Nope.
No, no, no, no.
It's been a while since I've played.
Same, dude.
I'm a shell of what I used to be.
So, I'm going to keep an absolute stack with you.
We've lost five consecutive games.
That's a good night on Rocket League.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, Moise.
How long is it until that, Jinxie?
How long is it until the tournament?
Great question.
In about one hour, there's a 3V3 tournament.
We could spend the next hour getting absolutely locked in as a trio,
getting the cam blowing.
And then by the time the tournament rolls around we'll just dominate
Yeah, that's oh
I knew we'd be down. That's the goat right there
Okay, moist. How do I add you? Oh wait, maybe high-fives
High-fives tight your epic in the discord group chat and then voice will add to him and high-fives gonna make a lobby
And then I was gonna leave a lot of them everybody's my sound good
Yep. Yeah, what I love this song
I
Absolutely, I love this song this soundtrack in this game
Genuinely brings it to you to my eye dude. There was one way back when the game first dropped
I can't remember what it was called. It was called. I think it was like if something about flying forever
It's the song dude that song was so good back in the day
I'm listening to you right now is touching hands
We change thoughts I woke up with at the end of the night.
How do I join this?
That's about to.
Okay.
Moist.
Add that gamer tag that you just saw in the Discord group chat and then he's going to add
you back and then he's going to invite you to the lobby and then he's going to leave
the lobby and then we're going to play the race.
Oh, gotcha.
We are locked.
Once you're ready, we're going to turn to that.
Yes.
I've never won.
You've never won a tournament?
So I played one SSL tournament, but we lost three times and three teams forfeited, so
I don't count it.
So I've never won a chat.
Do you think we're winning the 3D3 tournament?
Keep it a stack with you, boy.
Do you think we are?
Ban everybody in here.
I'm sick of it.
We're doing a full, we're doing a full chat replacement.
You'll have her, what's up, have us, you'll have her.
Does my mic sound bad to you?
No, no, it sounds good.
James, you got me?
OK, I'm in here.
I'm in here, I'm in here.
All right, case on, buddy.
Oh, I got left alone.
Moist, you have your own skin?
Yep, we have one for the original Moist Esports squad,
and we've got the Rebellion Squad now.
So yep, we got two in this game, actually.
That's so hard.
Holy aura!
That's so hard.
That's a dead tank.
your own. Oh my God. That's
it. What's that? Is that still
available to purchase? Right
there. Oh, maybe. I'm not
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm
the rebellion one. The rebellion
one definitely is. Yeah, dude,
that is that is actually sick.
I'm not, that is insane. I just
wanted the the one I'm not
Okay, my screen, my screen, my screen, my screen, my screen, my screen.
Okay, okay, we're gonna.
All right.
Okay, so remember it's three, so just let it hang.
Oh, dude, we have the worst timing ever.
It's just we have the worst time ever.
OK, so I say that he scores.
Let's lay out like a little plan here, right?
So who's going to let's what's our roles like play style going to be here?
Who wants to play back?
I can play back.
I don't care.
I don't like that.
I think just call out.
I got it.
I'm just called out.
You just say I go or I don't go, and I think we just fucking vibe off that. I'll be honest.
Okay, yeah.
Moist by the way, holy aura.
Okay, so I agree. So yeah, moist, you're right.
We're just gonna I go and then we just play off it.
Rotate, rotate, have away one guy back.
I like it. Nice and simple.
Oh, he was he was he was he was he was I don't absolutely love how you're there
for the second time.
Yes, sir.
He's like, I don't know.
I love how you're there.
That would have been dirty if you did it. I'm not gonna lie
Let's boost up that I had that dude these dude. I'll tell you these floaters tonight are weird
Wait a bit air moist
I'm getting memories no he got it I'm there. That's a crazy guy. I'll go
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
You're back all day.
All right, where are you?
No.
We just got blasted by the rocking beat god.
Get about.
Oh my god.
I can see the skill.
Oh my god.
Oh
I'm there
They're good I just
Nice
I'm an angry hound dog here. I'm just ball chasing. I'm just ball chasing. I got nice
Okay, I'm coming back
I
Said
I've I said freeze formation should look like a triangle to up one back for worst case. I've I've read
So trying
On that oh my god, I'm not case
We are currently as it sits right now
Dude, I was right there on it.
Guys, remember, there's a tournament in an hour, none of these games matter.
It's all meaningless.
This is all just press, none of this matters.
On that, love it.
I'm trying to get there.
Love how you're there.
That is an awkward position for that to be.
Oh my God, I just went so hard.
No, you're good.
I wonder who I wall-eyed that way. What's going on?
My bad, my bad, no you're good, you're good, I'm wall tapping, no I'm not, I miss, it's
too loud, I'm in that, I'm in that, I'm in that, I hope so, because that's weird, I'm
gone, I'm gone, ah, if I could get out there I'd pull booze, love that wall touch out of
you sir, I had a 10 voice, I had a 10 voice voice, that's going up, good talk, good talk
I'm actually there. Oh, no, I saw your business. You're good, dude. Good touch.
What a clear that? Yep. Yep. I'm still on it. We're going pro.
We're going. I'm at a voice over the middle.
Moist, we're going to represent your pro rocket league team now.
I like that. I fuck with it. Yeah.
You're playing real good right now. I'm proud of y'all.
Oh, I missed. Huge width.
We're so fine though. What the fuck?
We are. Good touch.
There's a minute left when these two goals, in other words, it's time to be great.
Yeah, it's game time here. Here's the first one. Nice!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
That would have been an immaculate amount of overall.
Okay, this is going to bounce off the wall. I'm going to move.
me to it that's all good you're next I'm so there it's insane
you're saying get flicked oh man I'm gonna boost you case you didn't pick one touch
big touch oh my god yo you don't understand what's going on right now you
probably DC that's all that I saw that no you gotta understand what's going on
right now dude something is happening to where it's making it to where it's not
going anywhere that I can touch it at. It's like there's a force field that's
curving the ball away from any ability for me to have to play. No I'm dead serious, that's weird.
That's a known hack in this game. Yeah. Come on, we need to score, we need to score guys.
Oh my god, that was almost so beautiful. Almost don't cut it though, I'm awful. Oh my god.
I don't know what I did.
I ain't got no boost, I ain't had boost in two years.
I mean, no, there's boost in this game, so I just pick one up.
I'm here, I'm here.
Love it, what?
We can't score.
I mean, my God.
It's all good.
It's just warm up for the tournament.
You're 100% right.
When I come online one of these days, we're never going to lose.
It is mathematically, okay, we've lost seven.
Or six in a row.
All of it is data collection. Think of how much better you're getting with each loss and new lesson.
Exactly. A new lesson has been learned today.
I just D-rank to Black Two, thank God. We're not going to have to face Black Two.
We're good now. I'm good now. Okay, I'm back.
I just needed a few rough games to snap me back to what I was doing the other day.
Yep.
Basically, all that needs to happen for us is all of this next 53 minutes is just complete
and total learning.
Yes.
And then by the time the tournament rolls around, we have so much more to do.
That's it.
So losing is losing it's learning. I said facts losing it's
Way to be there losing it's learning
That I'm up. I have a touch. Oh, yeah
That's a beautiful one too, I love it from you boys. Mm-hmm. I'm staying over here. I don't want to
We're starting to a lot.
Open the middle.
They touched it though.
Over the middle.
Oh.
This guy's really good at it.
It's kind of incredible.
Over the middle.
I thought he was going to hit it.
We're good.
I got a move.
You're good.
Oh.
I see you fly.
You're looking beautiful out there, face.
Love it, boys.
I love it.
Okay.
Over the middle.
Oh, he beat me.
Oh, you can't.
No, it ain't me either.
I'm there though.
Over the middle, over the middle.
Yeah, I got it.
Sittering.
Oh, no.
Oh my God, I love it.
I love it.
Just try, just try, just try.
I love it.
Just try.
Don't tell me this just happened.
No, it did not.
It did not just happen.
Good push.
Mm-hmm.
Oh boy.
This is easy.
Oh!
Good game.
Oh man.
I'm going to turn it.
We need a ball.
We need one bad.
I'm going on the wall.
I'm there.
Oh nice.
What do you mean by mess?
Oh my god, he's going ballistic.
Get that boys, boys, boys!
No, I'm not.
I'm gonna get the minibus to go back.
I'm getting back, I'm getting back.
Boys, all you!
Yes!
They touched!
Boys, I see it!
We're unlocking!
Over the metal!
That's weird, I was sleeping back.
Any touch, any touch.
I'M THE ANALYST!
Oh my god, way to break that shit up.
Ah, there they are, though. We're good.
We're only, we're only down one, so look.
We're doing way better than we was in Manningale.
Let's go.
Exactly. It's improvement.
It's improvement. It's improvement.
We're good.
Two minutes. Two minutes.
We just had a little trip up there.
I go.
Here we go.
That's gonna drop on you, Kase.
I need you to...
You're so, you're so beautiful.
I'M FOR THIS ONE!
Oh my god, he's gonna be close.
He just gave it to me.
Let's go wait room. Yes
Nice
I'm putrid vial and disgusting I deserve nothing good in life I
Tried to pinch that against the wall and it somehow deflected backwards
that was so bad. Yeah. I forgive
for this right here. That was so
bad. Yeah. That's all right.
This is out of your control.
That's out of your control.
Yeah, we're going to be great.
Two minutes to tie this up.
I got nice fancy.
Oh, I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.
I love you. Oh, that's what I'm
asking. But I'm down.
I have no boost.
I need somebody here, a beautiful voice.
That's weird.
Sweet mother of pearl.
Lord have mercy, can a boy find a boost somewhere?
There we go.
Oh, I missed the boost.
I cleared it.
Oh, I'm hoping to.
Kate, Kate.
Jump, jump, jump, jump.
I found it.
Walling it.
Walling it over the middle.
Grabbing boost.
Yeah, that's bad.
That's real bad.
Yo, yo, yo, we're playing way better than we were, it's undeniable.
If we just get more 50-50s going our way right now, everything's gonna be all right.
By the time the tournament rolls around in about 40 minutes or so,
if they gonna be, if they gonna be peachy.
Mm-hm, amen, amen.
You can't.
That's a dead ball.
Oh my god.
Jesus, get a step for me.
Yes!
Okay, so I'm so sorry.
No, you're good, dude.
I got no I got no force on that nice. That's a beefy time over the middle. I thought that's a dangerous ball. I finessed it
Oh my gosh, they're in here. That's a beautiful touch. Keep them here. This is where we hold them
Let them, this is where we hold them.
I pinched it, I pinched it.
Oh, nice voice.
I needed more mustard on it.
These dudes are good.
I'm not going to lie, they're like pretty good.
Bro, I feel like that's everyone tonight, man.
This is so...
Oh, they got the nest though.
It's open.
I blocked them, I blocked them.
Go, go.
Nice.
There we go, guys.
I blocked him, I blocked him, go, go!
Nice!
Oh, there we go, guys, we got 17.
There's still hope.
Look at me block this dude right here, look at this dude.
He's gonna get in jail, buddy.
Beautiful case over here.
Actually insane, wow, that was insane.
We have 17 seconds.
That's plenty of time.
Okay, steady, and Moist go for the hook shot.
Nope, no hook shot.
Oh, hold on, I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, this is where stars are made clear to that GC.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're all playing to start off here.
Flick it, flick it.
Yep, here in the center.
I'm no boost.
Hook it in there, keep it down, keep it down.
Hook it in there, I'm no boost.
Yeah, no, no, hook it.
Guys could try.
I'm playing so much better now, we're not-
I was literally gonna say, it's like night and day difference.
The first game, it was all over the place.
We looked so much better.
Dude, no joke, even though we're-
We just gotta win one, dude, even though we've been in these games I've been to cinema, like, actually.
I know, we just gotta win one, cause this is getting bad.
We've lost eight in a row, but the thing is, as soon as we win one, everything's gonna blow up.
It's gonna blow it wide open, once we win one, we'll never lose again.
Exactly, I mean that's not, there's no other way around it.
Once we win one, we're not even gonna know what losing felt like cause it's just gonna be constant win.
I'm on the white moist.
You go, you go.
Love it, moist.
That's a great win, moist.
I stopped them, we're good.
What am I doing?
Way to beat our jinxy.
Look at that.
Yep.
Always.
That was a good demo.
We weren't there though.
I wasn't there.
I missed my move.
We're back, we're back.
Ooh, that's so good.
Yeah, we're going to be there.
Way to beat our win.
Nice, moist.
You can line this oh my god
What's great job, man, I'm going for the door
Okay
that is beautiful what a touch oh god what is he doing i'm back i'm back jackson negative five
baby come back i want to shoot you love it that's a yes okay i should have two goals right now i
need a focus it's all good it's all good look at the position we're in right now we're looking
great yes we are what a touch my god oh no is that going to drop love it good thing
no boy yep that's all i know case he got really but he got that
the fuck that's the bad oh i was there but he got the test before we're good
Fuck it. Oh, do not worry. We're good y'all. Do not wet
Get that love. I have a heavy touch. Oh
We're good
Demo
Make it that cousin
I'm sorry, that was a beautiful save though Mois I'm not even gonna lie don't even worry
about it. It's just what I do here in the paper bag leave. Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Okay. Over the middle.
I'm waiting for a boost. I got a boost.
Clever knit. I demoed. Don't you dare not on purpose. Is that going to drop? Oh,
most all you know most you're so much yeah I'm feeling much better right now in
this game
I love it because I love it moist God was this law yeah I got a real bitch over
there yeah he really is just so about to say that he does not leave the net he's
just staying there drop whatever y'all wait it's the space monkey guy yeah he's
He's just sitting in the net this dude. He's scared. Save that one. Save that one, buddy!
Oh boy! Oh boy! Save that one, Goober! You're staying in there the whole time! Won't you grow up!
Bro, the most OP thing in this game, especially in Freeze, is not even shooting.
It's just passing it off the side because they always commit and then the second guy gets a free shot!
I think we're going to get up.
Passing very good. Very good.
From my city.
This is good. This has all the
makings to be the first win.
Guys, it's literally the flood
gates are about to open. We're
good. Let's just finish this.
I don't think we're ever going to
move to the rest of the night
after this win. Let's just
finish this and we'll never lose
I'm future of the case yep. Yep. That's gonna I'm gonna go for this. Yep. You go good. I got a good
I guess I'm not we're good. Yes. Our boys way to be there. I was gonna try and read that
I'm going to be in the action.
What a touch.
Nice, nice, nice.
Okay, that's a little awkward.
That's a little awkward.
I'm waiting for opening.
You touch, you need to see.
Oh, I'm getting, dude, I'm getting frisky.
I'm getting frisky.
I'm missing everything.
I'm getting frisky.
I'm bad.
Casey's that field.
case we're all over sir I'm here oh god I'm not
I'm sorry boys I'm sorry I'm sorry it almost worked out though yeah it almost worked it did
it did it's my bad bro I'm here I'm here
ah stop let me just drop something drop oh it's gonna drop
Oh my god.
Keso's activating his shard in God.
Ha ha ha.
Yo.
Yo, look at that seam, Antti swimming around.
That is the first win of the night.
Yes it is.
I'm so proud of you guys.
That is the first win of the night.
You guys are in front of that.
We did it.
Wow.
It was a matter of time.
Slug gates have officially opened.
and my God.
Yeah, look at these guys.
Get it out of the way.
Guys, that's it.
The street, the curse has been lifted.
It has been lifted.
The blood gates have finally opened.
Pay up the believers.
The believers finally got paid.
All these disgusting doubters getting their free channel points
all night.
I know y'all crying and now.
You best get them tissues ready, Bubba.
It is literally over.
For anyone?
Yo, chat.
Fair warning.
If you plan on queuing platinum to 3d3 servers on North American East, we'll be running into the greatest
Let's not have some smurf walk on because you said that let's let's relax
Wouldn't even that it wouldn't
The floodgates are open
Yeah. Good. What a kick off. What a kick off. Good read. Almost passed out again.
Yellow. I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna die. That's the second time you got passed out.
I'm there. That's a great get touch voice. That's gifts and then we get it all. Oh my
goodness. Oh my goodness. That's on me. I shouldn't have touched it. You're good.
That is right up on them
I'm getting so frisky now
Love it. That's you, baby
I'm gonna pretend this was a fake
What you have your own car and your own gold
You already know it
I wish that that would be
They need to just uninstall
Yeah, I say the floodgates are open dare. I said
Dare I say the floodgates are open. Oh, I would dare. This is this is disgusting
Nice good pressor either way
We get back now, boys, you're in a 1v3 by the way, you're fine.
You're doing good.
I'm trying to get there, I'm trying to get there, come on man, y'all.
It's fine.
No, that's on me, that's on me, it was a bad touch for me.
I was going to try and go up the wall with it, but I lost control.
No, that's on location, you're good.
30 minutes till tournament time, and we're completely unlocked.
I see, I'm looking 3-1, we even got to worry about that.
Let's go.
I'm back in net.
You, you, you, you, you can't see me.
Yes, sir, I love it, love how you're there.
I don't know what they didn't.
I go, I go.
That's nasty.
Oh my goodness.
I got it.
That's filthy.
That's disgusting.
That's rotten.
That's future.
That's why I logged on.
That's vile.
That's disgusting.
That's nasty.
You are insane.
Wow.
That's the goal of the night.
That was disgusting.
Wow.
I want it.
I'm so sorry, G.C. Oh, my God, you're good.
I got it.
My savior flies overhead mid-dutch.
I'm touching it.
I'm not.
Voice is there though.
I'm clear now.
Voice, you're fully unlocked.
Oh, I'm clear now.
I'm crazy.
Hi-yah!
I go, I go, I go.
Oh, no.
I go.
Oh
No, I love it. I'm there. Don't you worry the boy?
way. Oh, I miss. I wish so bad, y'all.
I'm there now.
Over the middle. Oh, he just does it by himself.
He just does it by himself.
Way to keep that pressure on, fellas. Way to keep that.
We don't want to be okay. We are good.
brick wall in the net
We're never losing again
Don't stop idiot, come on
I'm so sorry dude. Oh my god. That's that's a calm break down right there. That's okay. We both had the same vision dude. Oh man
two minutes. If anything, we're just overly fast. Yeah, I'm not. If they score another
goal in like a minute, we'll have somebody to come and sit back. Yeah, I'm not. I'm
not sweating it yet. Not at all. Well, that's beautiful. I got done. I got it. He missed.
Oh, God, he did not miss. I got no boost. I think I'm there. I'm there. I'm gonna be
I'm going to get the nippers, nippers, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I'm
going to pop it.
Nice, I'm hanging away back y'all.
Nice, I'm going to try to clear that, I got it.
I got it.
Well touched.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh, whoa. Oh, no. I really lost control. It's okay. No, that's okay.
I'll be the only survivor. That's not you're good. You're good. You're good. Maybe
Nice such a bad touch. We don't know. We don't know. Way to stop it.
That dude's a good one. Nice. Oh, that's a beautiful touch. Y'all way to put some weight into those shots.
Oh, he got that before me.
Yes, boys.
Yes.
What a touch.
We're staying here.
Yes, we are.
That's a law awkward.
That's nice.
Nice.
Yep.
Oh, I'm not a lot.
I'm not across.
Oh, I'm not a lot. I'm like across over half court right now. I'm just trying to secure this
He raised with a man, that's good news
You know, yeah
Secure and make sure they get no goals
Wait a minute, it's a fair and fair.
Yeah, it might be a fair and fair.
I'm telling you, the stars are aligning to win this tournament.
Yes, it is.
It's actually unlocking.
NO!
I don't believe this!
Oh!
What was I worried about?
Nice touch, boys.
Nice, nice.
We're actually gonna win this tournament.
Just another dominant win.
Completely and utterly dominant win.
Another dominant win!
Let's go, fellas.
I forgot, that's okay.
Yeah, that's a beautiful decision to make.
Absolutely beautiful, beautiful, fellas, beautiful.
30 minutes left.
We just beat three Platinum's, that is insane.
Yeah, those were some absolute, we need a junior level plays from them, that's terrible.
Alright, come on.
We got about 25 minutes, 25 minutes, 25 minutes.
Yeah. Yeah. Let's actually go.
Yeah. I'll be back in a sec. If we win this tournament, moist, I'm gonna, oh man.
Yeah, we'll make a documentary on it, no doubt.
Facts. How the worst night of Rocket League ever turned into the best somehow.
The night that changed Rocket League forever, amen.
Yeah, for real.
100% I'm gonna make a Netflix documentary about this.
Oh, yeah.
You can't be unranked in a tournament.
Moise needs a rank.
Wait a minute.
Moise, I got bad news.
He can't be unranked in a tournament.
Is that true?
People in my chat are saying Moise has to be ranked to be in a tournament.
How many more games do you need boys to get your right?
Probably not, baby.
I think seven.
Oh, is it 10?
I thought it was five.
Uh-oh.
So, I think we'll see what happens.
We'll try to join the tournament.
If not, we'll have enough time to play like two more
before the second chance.
We should be able to get into the second chance.
You're good, bro. You're good.
I'm horrible.
I'm bad.
I got demo.
We should be able to play the second chance.
Somebody said, you know, we can low key do some
some scummy stuff and forfeit seven kings around like it's actually galaxy
brain and then tank is right and we get lucky in a brawn
not as messed up though that's that's that's that's scummy behavior now we
wouldn't be able to get in bronze out of place yeah I think gold is what we'll get
Good touch boys. Nice boys. Yeah, he asked for 4 of the game.
Like some?
Oh, he missed.
Not there.
There, no.
Oh my god, I'm way off.
Oh god! Nice!
Oh my god!
My heart's about to explode.
There this guy's a fucking Android sometimes the low shops just really gets people off because they always jump. Yeah
So okay, what's the six more real estate we will be able to get four more done before the tournament starts
Right there you love it case just had a break
I'm there, I'm there.
Okay, nice.
I'm in there, I'm in there.
Y'all do your thing.
What do you think?
I don't need y'all.
I know that word.
That's one of the only words in Spanish I know.
What does that mean?
What's it mean?
It means boy.
That, oh yeah, it does.
Does it?
Yeah, it does.
No, I'm horrible.
I'm not.
Oh my God.
You beautiful man.
Holy Charlie with the 10.
I got so much force on that.
Wow.
Yeah, the replay could hardly even see it.
That was like the tavern that we saw.
Oh no, oh no.
That's on me.
That's all right.
Don't worry about that.
It's also kind of on me.
I could have side flipped here.
Then you know what else?
It's also on me.
So let's go.
He beat me too.
It's just straight up beat me too.
kickoff he actually slotted that love it moist I'm there yeah yeah Vanessa I'm
walling it I'm all I get I got a hitty I saw that religion no you're back case
you're so bad if not I am not back okay I would have had an assist for y'all
if I was gonna wall it and then demo the one keeper but I got it out of here
He's gonna be challenged me up the wall. It's like a fresh game right now. It's like a zero zero. Don't even worry. Yeah
That's open. Oh mother I go. Nope. I'm way off. Oh
We get I'm walling this no we all hit each other three way
I'm not gonna start playing aggressive interstates.
Don't stop me.
That's gonna bounce.
Wait a minute.
You!
Oh my God.
Ooh!
Let's go, boy!
Oh, I'm on.
You're good.
What has happened to me?
I gotta wake up.
You're good, man.
Sorry.
I'm there.
Over the middle.
You can shoot!
Oh my!
You would have mercy!
I'm there.
Don't go.
I'm here.
there jumped off I picked them I think I'm gonna call the fake you know I just
missed a second that shot dude dude the win streak will not end you know there's
nothing there's nothing
yeah we got plenty of time
Oh my god, I'm getting demoed so much.
I demoed Jake to get it open.
That's open.
No, he got there.
There's a few more stuff outside today.
Yep, I got it.
Come on.
That's good.
Nice.
That's a big time.
Good crunch.
He's a superman up there.
Wow.
What up?
man up there. Wow. What up?
If I go crazy, and will you still come into him?
I'm off. You're so close.
No! I'm not there. I'm not there.
I give up!
Boys, we need an equalizer. Nice!
We're good, we're good, we're good, do not panic, we gotta make this work.
We got time, we got time.
Everybody stay cool, guys, collect it.
I got it, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I missed.
You son of a bitch!
Come on, like that.
You missed, he's over.
Come on, right here!
I don't know how but we gotta get a goal. We got to get one quick kill.
I'm off it.
I got the mode. I got the mode.
Look, we got 30 seconds. Just relax and let's get it going.
All right, we're getting a space kill.
Oh, that was bad.
I got it.
Oh, no, I got it.
I'm falling apart. I'm falling apart.
15 seconds.
If I had a boost, I'd make it play.
Camera?
Right here, boys. Come on, man.
Nice. Oh, my God.
I'm trying to get it in the middle, no, that's okay, that's okay.
Okay, so wait, moist you play five games, you can check real quick, you might have to
start fourth I think so, if we're gonna make the tournament.
Yeah, five of ten.
Okay, five of ten?
When does the tournament start?
The tournament starts in 20 minutes.
The first tournament starts.
When does the second one start?
15 minutes after that, so like 38 minutes.
Yo, low key, we might can bust out five for the set,
but it'd be nice to play two though.
It would be nice to have two minds.
Now, do I have to have the rank in there?
No, no, no, they're saying he can play,
because he's played ranked in the past.
We're good.
Is that true?
We are good.
Is that true?
Yes, because basically, if you as the only one,
The only requirement is you have to have been ranked at some point in time.
That's right.
You're not the current one.
Oh, really?
I'm the current one.
Yeah.
I was going to say, because I'll be done.
That'd be so good.
Somebody said who just burned.
There's only one man in the world that was capable of a burp that deep.
And his name is Charles.
Oh my God.
I have missed everything for the last two game plays.
You're good.
Do not, do not, do not try to get to the bottom of that.
Yep, yep, you're right.
I should have been there. I should have been there. I should have been there. It came across so quick.
It's going to drop.
Oh lord have mercy. Oh lord. Get there Jason. You're trapped. We're good.
Oh no. I'm back. I'm back. We're good.
Guys it is completely and totally okay.
uh because this this is a tournament doesn't matter yeah this means nothing
you can't see it anymore
i'm in that uh
might be a little weird nice noise i'm gonna talk to you oh my god
oh no what am i doing how did he touch that oh my goodness that would have been a goal man
I'm used to people missing every area on these just been able to fly into am I gonna get
more aggressive?
That's actually my problem.
No joke.
Yes, boys.
We have to get up.
Where's it?
Oh, they're all there.
They go back.
Yeah, they're there.
They're there.
These guys are actually locked.
They hit them.
Areolas for real.
Yeah, they're all over it.
them areolas for real yeah they're all over it y'all oh I missed that badly I
missed that what a touch case yes what is happening no moist don't don't don't
stop coming down on yourself you're good right you're right you're right you're
right you're right I'm with you I'm with you get that moving voice nope I
I like to put in the mist.
In fact, I wasn't even close.
You're good, dude, you're good.
Oh my god.
No, do not start feeling down on yourself.
I got it.
You are a magnificent creature.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, exactly what I just said.
I got to come on again.
I got to come on.
Let's go.
I'm going to laugh at what he just said.
Winner.
There you go, boys.
I don't know what just happened, but it was nice and I liked it. Yep
We're moving in the right direction. I've got no boost dude. This goober
Pathetic bomb is getting to all my shots. I hate this dude. I want him arrested
My arrest them
Nice voice
Okay
No!
God, I can't score!
These guys are like a brick wall back there. Good lord!
Nothing gets past them.
Oh, okay, so that could have been something funny.
It could have been something special.
It could have, but I'm just not.
No, no, no, no, no.
It was just an unlucky pinch on the physics.
Here we go, here we go!
That's it.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say that.
You don't report these dudes for trying to win.
I'm so good.
You don't report these dudes for trying to win, actually.
No, I've had it.
I've had it.
Bro, they are everywhere.
Every time I touch the ball, someone's on me.
Imagine playing trying to beat us when we're trying to play the game.
Oh, fuck.
That's in there, y'all.
They're saving that one.
I hate everything.
Oh, my God.
I hate everything.
Wait, what is that one?
No, they're not.
Fuck.
Oh, my God!
I can't score, these guys are my damn plot armor.
How did they save that one?
This is disgusting.
Hold on a minute.
The moys go out to sign them to uh,
to Shopify or something, he's like
What's going on?
Oh the oh.
They need to start a clan and they need to call their team name to bric wall or something.
I'm awful at the game and I deserve to be humiliated and no, you're not case. No, you're not it's almost turning time
And get to your head out full confidence. I'm on this
That's in good. I can't guys. I'm sorry. I I have never in my life felt more hopeless
Professional players I played against pros where I had more of a glimmer of hope these guys have a defensive
Fortress I've never said anything like it they have they have like infinite water
They have chronic luck disease is all it is nothing get through these guys
That's nothing that's nothing we forget about that one real quick check can we get like a 100% company these
Disgusting doubters have won so much money tonight, and I'm in my feelings because of it, and I am just I'm few
I am just fuming right now because these filthy doubters are getting paid tonight.
I'm so mad.
Number 12.
Good God, it's midnight God.
I need to go outside, dude.
Wow.
No, you don't.
Who needs outside?
We have Rocket League.
Yeah, there's no Rocket League outside.
No.
Facts.
Like, let's go.
We might have time for two right here, it depends on how fast this game goes.
Let me try Q8, let me try it.
Joinable in one minute. Okay. We can join in one minute chat. One more game. One more
game that we can try. Let's go fellas. Come on. Let's get a win right here to give us
a head start boost into the turning. Yeah, I like that. I like that. You can head right.
Yeah. And if we somehow by some miracle lose the first round, we get a second chance one.
Yes bingo bingo bingo exactly correct
I was made a bad decision in order to win this but I was like it's been
You should have committed that to their net. No, it's not
Over the middle we're staying here. We're staying here. We're staying here
You. Yes, sir. Love it.
Nice. Nice. Nice.
Oh, I'm there. Nice.
We're good. Y'all.
Oh, my God. Nice.
Beautiful.
Jason.
I don't know. I'm feeling good.
Yeah.
Feeling frisky.
I'm feeling frisky before the tournament.
I'm feeling frisky.
I tried, I tried.
Oh.
That's uh, yep.
Say it.
SILENT!
Moe, you're sound effects here.
That was pure terror.
Pure terror.
Yeah, I could have saved that.
That's, that's, that's sad.
That's, that's depleting.
You go, you go, you go, you go.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm so here. It's silly. That's beautiful. But dude, why is scoring
so difficult nowadays? What's happening? Bro, it's just cuz threes, it's like everything
is just locked. It's not like two. How about that though? What a shot. No, I'm sorry. Baby,
That was good looking.
We're good.
You must.
Love it.
Lord have mercy!
I didn't just not get a bounce.
We don't get a bounce.
I'm so lucky.
That was a lucky start of my day.
Come on!
I'm following that.
Oh my god!
I'm going to be smashed.
You're good, man.
Come on.
I go, I go.
Oh no, you go, you go.
Oh, don't be a touch.
He's gonna touch it
They were saying we're saying
I swear dude.
Nice.
You go, you go, you go.
Yep, I do.
I absolutely love that kickoff.
You are beautiful.
I'm gonna take that back.
Thank you, thank you.
We're taking the backpacks.
Oh my god.
Okay, case you do.
Backwards, what?
Love it.
Oh yeah!
Wait, they're kind of choking.
They're floundering.
Yep, they're floundering.
I'm gonna center this.
Oh, I missed.
I missed.
Yeah, I'm just.
They're floundering.
No.
We're good.
Nice touch, Kate.
What a touch.
Look, not like this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wow.
I almost was able to pinch that right there against the wall.
He barely got it.
I got it.
He got there.
Look at him.
That was so close.
That was close.
You actually got that.
Moist you got, you got, you got.
Yeah, I do.
Dead ball!
Love it!
Come on, let's make something out of this.
I'm going to take this back boost.
Once we have K, I demo the goalie.
I demo the goalie.
And I actually hit Moist.
Nope, you're good, you're good.
We're still here.
We're here.
We're still here.
I'm demoing the goalie again.
I missed the goalie.
I'm out of this.
I am a failure.
Okay, so it's all up to you, but I tried to flip it to the left and I didn't go to the left right there.
Okay, so that's tournament is 10 minutes out. Did you see that? I saw the case. I saw the case.
Here's my defense. That would have went in whether I did that or not. I was trying to flip.
You're right. All right, you go. You go once. Yep. I love it. It's a dead ball. Sorry.
this is disgusting.
I missed the ball completely.
I'm not fair.
Hit it, hit it, hit it.
Nice case, love it.
Come on.
That's you, that's you, that's you.
Yep, I got it, I got it.
I'm just gonna play stupidly aggressive.
We got to I
Yeah
Guys
I
Hey, hey, we get it out of our system now
We could not
I have an insane statement though, okay, yeah, I think
We're playing flat twos right now, right?
It's gonna be so that's
That's optimistic.
Oh, you're super right.
I think so.
Because me, in case you got a gold tournament a minute ago,
it depends if you're going for the finals.
Yes.
Well, yeah, we've got to find it.
Yes.
Over the middle?
I'm going to take his boots and demo.
No, never mind.
He's just so good.
I'm so sorry, Moist.
You can give you permission to just beat me.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, I went, I went catatonic, I should have said something.
You're good.
And, okay, four to one is, guys, it's not that bad.
I did it again, I'm just in your way, I'm disgusting.
I'm just in your way, I'm disgusting.
This is, okay.
All right, so we're gonna analyze, we're just gonna analyze.
Wait, do we have time for one more, or do we, do we go, let's go!
This is winnable, this is winnable, this is winnable, this is winnable.
Let it be said, no one beats us four to one.
This is winnable. Let's go. Come on. Kick off. Okay. So it um, it's zero once it's zero zero
Like you like you'll see in three two
Okay, guys, I have to go analysis
Yep, so I'm gonna try to get us to join this tournament if it doesn't we're gonna have to play the second chance
We have no rocks. Let's see what I can get us in now. I
personally believe it's gonna put us in a gold tournament and
And do I have time to use the restroom?
Yes, you can take off.
What name do y'all want?
Y'all can keep up.
I'll be right back, Chad.
What's up?
Chad, I'm playing pathetically bad.
And y'all better be.
I've seen a bunch of slop in this chat tonight.
Y'all better lock in for this tournament.
I've had it with y'all up in here.
We're about to do a full chat reset.
Y'all need to quit.
OK, y'all are being a whole bunch of slop up in here
tonight.
More happiness.
Are you ready?
I knew it!
I knew it.
I knew it! I knew it!
Yes, ma'am!
I can feel your smile. I can feel your smile.
Thank God, bro.
Thank you to all the people that said the correct information,
because half of you were saying the wrong information.
Okay, Moise, I'm going to go tinkle and grab a bottle of water at BRB.
Yep, yep, yep. You take your time.
Yeah, I don't think we have time for another game,
so I'm just going to free play it when I get back, when I get back.
It is shocking how bad I've become at this game.
Despicable. Actually, despicable.
too much time on the week now we should know we should we have I don't know if
you heard but me and the me and the boys won the Demacia Cup you know it's no
big deal really yeah we won the Demacia what was he playing he was he playing
support Velcos? No, it was top lane. You was garing Trundle. Yeah, yeah. Gare,
Gare, dude. What are you main and still? Are you still main in a support like
in addition regular rate? No, mainly top lane now since so I play top lane for
We Found the G-Spot which is our Demacia Cup clash name and I've kind of just
been focusing on top lane. Found the what? The G-Spot WFTGS gaming.
Okay. Mm-hmm. So, when you're playing right, you'd play top lane. Yeah, now I do. Just because of that.
I'd have to go, man, what would I go? I'd have to go like... I might, I'd have to go mid if me and you duo-cued.
Or four jungle. If I, if I go mid, the majority of the time I'm gonna go Galio.
But my best champion, like I got really frustrated, like a couple months ago when I was playing,
I said I'm just going to master one champion, Top Lane.
I'll give you five guesses.
Who did I start just trying to play every single game you get good at?
Had to be Garen, right?
No, no, it wasn't.
It was a very difficult champion.
Oh, no, shot.
You immediately went into Ornn Top Lane.
No, no, no.
way more difficult than or maybe the most difficult out.
Joe got no no.
I'm running out.
Oh God.
No, he did.
He what's a pirate saying?
Oh my God, you and gang and I was cooking.
I was getting like 40 K damage every game.
No joke.
I was cooking on game like that is an outrageous champion to
I was and it was fun. I was having fun.
That's rare in the rift. And if I play tank, I go. I go.
Dr. Mundo. I love me some Mundo man. I love me some Mundo.
That's good. Yeah. Heart steel Mundo. Absolute menace. Yeah.
Y'all some nerds. You're a nerd.
Who you think you talking to up in here?
What rank are you in our right uh moist in uh Lee?
Oh uh only like gold I think. Gold too or some shit. Bro said only gold. I got the I got the silver for
I quit playing. I got the silver too. But the thing is I saw gold in that gameplay.
This year.
Mortar Kaiser with the five. Thank you.
What's you smacking on over?
Sorry, um, it's like the laze oven baked barbecue. Dude, it's good. Man, you know, you're my homie like severely my homie
But that it might be the worst chip that you could have like bought off the shelf. Oh my goodness, dude. Are you serious?
There's no way you chips. Yeah, wait, how do you not like barbecue? I can't eat barbecue. Wait, what?
If I go barbecue, I have acid reflux so bad it like burns a hole in my throat unironically no lie
So what do you normally do chips wise?
90% of time I get chips. I'm going flaming hot Cheeto puffs 90%
Yeah, you do flaming hot cheetos, but you can't do it makes no sense
I can eat hot sauce and every other hot thing but barbecue sauce
Here's the two things that set me off acid reflux wise barbecue sauce and syrup and
And the weird thing and the weird thing is if I have like a you know, sometimes I have like an acid reflux attack that wakes me up in the middle of the night.
My throat will burn up. No, like seriously, my real people that got acid reflux know what I'm talking about. You'll wake up out of your sleep because your throat's burning so bad that your eyes are constantly watering.
But the crazy part is if I drink some syrup, it knocks it down, which is wild.
That sounds miserable. Oh, it is miserable. My buddy link. Um, he had acid reflux so bad one time it actually burned a hole in his throat
Like you went to the doctor for it. Yeah
Do you do you take anything like a like an antacid? I used to you know, I'll be slacking on that
So wait, is there anything else you can't eat or is it just barbecue and it's just it's like just barbecue and syrup
Yeah, so bro, you can't like you can't even throw syrup on a waffle or anything
like nothing? I'll suffer it. If I don't have too much of it, it's fine. But yeah,
dude, not not being able to have syrup with my pancakes or waffles would literally send me into
crypto. Can you do honey? Can you do honey? Yeah, I can do honey. Yeah. What fucking sense? But the
thing is, I've had honey like 10 times my whole life. So I don't even know nowadays.
That's a unique build right there on your acid reflux.
Yeah, that's bad and I hate it too.
The barbecue?
The max level battle pass.
Yeah, no, it's not as bad on the surface as it is on the barbecue, but dude, the barbecue,
if I eat anything barbecue, I'm like, I'm death's door.
Hmm, well that, that sucks, that's fucking no fun.
But the thing is though, I'm all right because I'm not that big on barbecue flavored stuff
anyway.
favorite chip moist. That's a question that probably millions of people want to know actually.
We about to find out what moist criticals favorite chip is, we're up in here.
I think consistently probably like Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch is just such a great place to go.
Oh, you filthy, filthy, filthy person. That's so nasty.
What?
I'm not going to lie. Cool Ranch is like, dude, do y'all know? I'm about to be so discreet
is what I'm gonna say, but have y'all ever had a Dorito where it's literally just loaded
with dust?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
I've had a cool ranch Dorito that was so loaded with dust, I almost fainted.
Like my entire face squints.
And ever since then, I've just been doing nacho cheese.
Because I almost, it was so much dust on one Dorito.
It's always the ones at the bottom of the bag.
You have to be so careful.
You ever had the spicy sweet chili Doritos, bro?
Dude.
Are you talking about the purple bag?
Yeah, the purple bag, thanks.
Bro, when I was in high school, we had like two vending machines.
I would, every morning, I would get like a lime green propel and the Doritos, the purple Doritos.
Yeah, I would, I would just...
So much.
I was addicted.
Like I was literally addicted.
That sounds...
I can actually just hear the wedges, like I can hear it from that.
Wait, what?
I didn't get wedged.
If you see a new walk around with a green Gatorade and some spicy sweet chili Doritos,
you're getting flushed down the toilet.
That is insane.
Not even Gatorade.
He said fucking propel.
He's got some of these freaking propels.
Dude, and also, like if it adds lore, if it adds lore, I was like four foot eleven until
my junior.
I was just tiny.
Dude, I was the type of kid in school where I was so small and I would load up my backpack with like those hard books
Dude, I would be like falling over sometimes. Oh
Half my weight. Yeah, that's miserable. That's that's a bad role right there. If I got chipped. I would literally fall over
You got past it though. Yes
Like now I'm like five foot ten
Yeah, that's a good growth spurt.
Okay, so how old are you? Like six, three, six,
one, either I, my driver's license says six, three, but I say six, two,
just so I ain't got a brain.
Hmm.
That's how you say six, two, just so you don't brag.
Yeah.
Dude, six anything is, is a flag.
Cause if you say six, three people's like, Oh, even if I say six, two,
that I can't, it's like, bro, it's, it's, it's just what it is.
Oh my God, Brad.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Way more.
OK.
It's the terraforming tarantulas these days.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
Look at this go back here.
Maybe some turbo nerds right here.
We got to teach them a lesson.
Look at this, Gabor.
So there's 32 teams.
If we make it to semifinals, it's
best of three in the semifinals and finals.
If we lose in the first round of this,
we'll be able to play the second chance.
But if we win the first round, then lose.
That's like the worst case scenario.
But none of it matters because we're
We're just gonna win this tournament right now, thanks.
Agreed.
Thanks.
Chad, do y'all think this is a gold tournament or a plan?
What do y'all think?
I don't know, but look at that dude's car over there.
There's no way he's good.
Yeah, that looks like a car from like Sonic,
or not Sonic.
It looks like one of those cars.
One of those legacy cars.
Yeah, it looks like one of those.
Fuck these guys.
Bro, I don't have a ready up button.
I've never even seen that.
Okay, we're in.
Let's go.
It's time.
I go.
Back.
It is so tight.
All right.
All the training of the last hour was built for this exact moment right here.
That's a goal.
Come on.
That's already too tight.
Right on target.
Oh my.
What?
You have got to be kidding me.
Come on, man.
Oh, that's bad.
I hope somebody's mad.
I'm in that.
I'm in that minute
Big clear that is a disgustingly big clear actually
We all just missed oh
Oh, he bumped me
I love it. Yes, I absolutely love it full focus y'all
I'm there. This is what we trained one. I
Gotta go nice boys
This is the entire moment
I'm back. I'm back
You go to the ball moist. Oh, no
Once you're actually set up
We get there boys. Thank you. Thank you
No, yes
No
Fuck
No
Ladies, you don't go around, I want him to
I tried, I tried, I couldn't get there
My bad, y'all
Man, it's on me
Dude, I'm just eyeing these guys up
They're so beatable
Yeah
That's just one of the spots you never know where it's going to go. We'll get it down.
Lock it. You got it. I got it. I'm back. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it.
I'm going forward. I'm going to go up.
Oh my god. We're trying. We're just team.
I'm in the middle. I'm really trying to pressure him here.
I love the cage. I love how we get involved in there.
That's all that's all that's
No
You have gotta be bro. This has to be a prank, right?
please
Nothing's going in y'all nothing
I'm not saying boys.
Oh, we're good.
Don't worry.
We got plenty of time.
I've had two shots that I literally was already ready to celebrate and I haven't worked anymore.
wow
case you go
i never win those
yeah i'm not good at backwrapping guys i know i know i have to but i'm not i'm not good at like
reacting to it if we if we get a goal like within the next 30 seconds
there it is
great clear let's open that let's open that
you're back you're back you're back saw me you literally put me to the side Wow
and my cameras it's not cheesy we're good y'all don't worry we got plenty of
I have like a my I have a weird camera angle right now. Good God
That's a big help help. That's you. That's you. Yes
Okay, so you're good try to pop it up
Nice. We got plenty of time. Let's see if we need to go pretty soon.
We need time. Let's go. Nice, Chase.
Oh, no. Oh. He missed. Be clear.
I tried to get it on top of my car and missed. Wait. That's just. No. Come on.
Come on!
Is that gonna drop?
Yep.
I have no boost.
Alright, second chance.
It's looking like second chance.
Bro, I don't understand, man.
I really don't.
We have another turn.
I honestly could have had three goals this game.
I'm sorry, guys.
We can still win.
No, no, no, it's alright.
We're fine.
We can actually still win.
It's not even like this one's over.
Let's try to get some goals here.
It would be an absolutely absurd comeback if you won this.
Nice touch.
Let's just play turbo aggressive here.
Don't even bother defeating this, go for goals.
All right, over the middle, over the middle.
I love it.
I'm clearing.
It's on the side, steel.
Put it in.
I want that white angle.
We're good, though.
Yep.
Nice. Staying over here. It's staying over here. It's staying over here. It's staying over here
It's staying over here
Oh boy second chance is the real time in any way
Yep
I don't understand how I don't know what's moving I got to start I got to start playing
And I got to start playing more off-stream
so I can get better.
I got to unlock what I used to be.
Oh, yay, we got top 32.
Top 32, pretty good boys.
At least we placed.
That means there's other people that didn't get top 32
in the world.
OK, we got, realistically, five minutes.
What team name do you all want?
Y'all cook something.
Yeah, you got it.
You got it.
Okay, chat, chat, give me a good name.
Give me a good name, give me a good name, give me a good name.
Give me a good name.
The simple things.
I'm not naming the team worst player in lobby.
Redeem team.
Redemption arc could be good.
Let's go.
after this last chance I'm about to literally slump I'm gonna knock out for
like 10 hours so let's win it let's win it oh yeah yeah that's a good name
that's a good name that is a good name what is it top 32
I actually don't go hard that does go hard yeah all right we got four minutes
Yeah. Okay.
I need to get a water. I came back with chips and no water. I'll be back.
Yeah, we're good.
All right, chat. Top 32 of this.
Good.
Four minutes. Let's get our mind right, man. It's going to be high.
Yep. I'm in free play right now working on my aerials.
Oh, yeah. That's what I like right there. That's that passion.
We're good. I haven't played in so long, man. I'm gonna keep using that excuse, but it's true.
It's a valid excuse. I mean, this is a game if you don't stay on top of it, you just fall apart.
Facts.
Let me go to free play too. You inspired me.
It is so time go free play okay
Why do you think so much I literally have a bottle
Yo, I might be getting I might be getting the back really
Well, now's the time. It's time. It's actually so time
Work on your defense, you know what pop them out down. How about no?
Okay, you're right
Resetter song
The flip reset my god, he's doing it. He's fucking believe it. That's my boy
Boy
somehow are you are you sure I actually did do one just a second ago that isn't
fair but how was that not one Chad I'm looking good guy guys we got it mmm
Oh I'm flimply shittin'!
It would honestly be cinema to even make it through the first round.
I don't know why, but tournaments are so hard dude.
Everyone's so lost and passionate.
I mean this is the most important shit there is man.
Yeah, facts.
This is Tuesday night Rocket League tournament gaming.
This is like up there with like the world championships.
Yeah, this is family cup type shit.
Chad, that was a good shot, my god.
Dude, I'm telling you.
Dude, I can feel that slowly starting my ability is slowly starting to creep back into existence.
Music to my ears.
Oh lord, this one's hard, man.
Never mind!
Wow!
Oh my god, I accidentally almost hit the beat.
Oh lord!
Okay, okay.
Whenever you click end training, it's like, it's where they turn it.
at least I can get up here and actually hit these things.
If we can just get in the air before they do, I feel like no one can stop us if we see
low.
That is literally my main problem is I'm so used to people not going for the, like I'm
used to people being so trash that they never hit the ball in the air, so I'm just going
forward assuming they'll miss and everybody's like hitting it nowadays. Yeah.
Oh, that's got to get better at that.
48 seconds, right?
Yep, yep, 40 seconds.
We're good.
Dude, if I get my car control under control.
I'm gonna do I'm gonna practice this one
Yeah, the donut go celebration scouted
Maybe I should send them all the way up
Oh wait a minute
wait a minute what are you feeling what's happening like I'm getting a softer
touch on it like in the air you know if like y'all yeah it's like feather up to
this and a full boost into it you'd like going to an air dribble mmm big
discovery that's gotta be like that's in the future if I hit a musty tonight I'll
I actually just fucking Google this thing.
It's one musty.
It is time.
All right, a little grusty, a little ground musty.
I can go easy.
Is League fun, like League of Legends?
No, but yes, it's a good sign.
It's a wonderful thing.
Yeah, it is.
It's the worst thing and the best thing
that would ever happen to you in life.
Let's just put it that way.
Really?
It is the best of the world and the worst of the world
at the same time. If I had unlimited power, there would be thousands of people in jail,
just from being on my team. Like the second somebody times to be crazy in there, oh, I'm
just, oh man. Nothing will make me more mad than somebody talking crazy to you in League
like actually. Yeah, there's some actual terrorists in there. Yeah, it's like bad. Some of the
The worst of humanity is a league, like it's mad.
We lost it in the aerial, GG.
Do you guys want good news or bad news?
What's up?
Good news, good news.
So there is no good news.
Do you want me to get to the bad news?
Sure.
Tanny won a diamond tournament.
I'm actually disgusting, that would have been so crazy.
Oh my goodness, I can't believe they say that.
I'm so sad.
I am so sad.
That was an absolutely great play though, brother.
No one can take that from you.
Facts.
Try to be there.
What a be there.
Casey.
Guys, come on.
I got it.
Come on.
Nice, boys.
Good touch.
Centering.
Wait, maybe not.
Oh my God.
I love them boys.
I love it.
Yeah, I'm getting mindlessly aggressive.
Get back.
That's in there.
Golly!
Ow!
Don't get your spirits down. We're good. It's only one out. Come on. It's just one. Yep. It's just one
Look that's all off to the right off to the right
Oh, no. Oh, no. That's bad news there. Nice, Jinxie on it. Let's go. Nice. I have no
I have no I haven't had boost in three years. I don't even know what a boost looks like.
Nice. Nice, y'all.
I'm playing a little back.
How did you save that?
Oh my god.
My bad.
So you're good drop.
Drop.
Oh my goodness.
I thought they were going to hit it the one time they don't.
They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they.
The one time they don't hit was.
Oh no.
You missed this nice game.
My god, you're actually so lost in right now, Gage.
Your defense is immaculate.
Good touch!
God, they hit it every time.
It's incredible.
I'm back.
I got bumped down the way.
We're good, y'all. We're good.
Don't worry, we're only down one.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Flex it up.
Made it weird for him.
We're good.
OK.
Oh my gosh.
So lost.
We're good, y'all.
Come on.
Good touch it.
I'm here, I'm here.
Oh no.
You give me two.
Don't worry.
Okay, so you're so lost, dude.
Nice!
Activate! Activate!
Let it do! Let it do!
Get this on the left post!
Oh my god, I love it!
Over the middle!
Oh, no, you got a little cheeky touch in there right there.
But it's centered.
I'm not!
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
Be clear!
I love it!
My side love it!
I'm still here.
Nice!
Oh, I'm out of boost.
Oh, but I'm not.
I tried to form a game
Okay, yes, sir. Yes
We gotta get in there
She's just run with it just run with it do it to him, but I'm getting ran off the road by him, dude
Nice
try to do some fancy and it wound up messing up on him let's go over the back
he was trying to hit it to the corner that is all we needed right there fellas come on
that's that is all we needed it's on the side
I
Case I love it
Oh senator drop drop drop
I got it
What is this the one good pop
I go I go I got it. I'm right behind you. It's actually
I love it case I got it
That's beautiful.
Oh my, oh wait, is he?
Oh, he's.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, splashy, you got $500,000 in your paypal.
Coming up soon, buddy.
Not gonna lie.
Dude, he's actually creeping for us.
Jinx, he's giving you $500,000 in your paypal.
Wait, what?
Let's go.
You know what?
We'll take it though.
Hey, anything to get out of that first round?
We earned it.
We're finally on top 32, boys.
We earned it.
This might be a refund for the FIA believers.
Could you imagine if we won this tournament?
Oh my god, look at Splash.
Yo, Splash!
Yo, fellas, we might need to pick this dude up for like a four sometime.
You might need to add this guy, he low-key nasty.
Splash, if you can hear us jump five times.
Oh, he can hear us.
Three, two, one.
Why would it be a refund?
Because the splashing eye is playing on our game.
What do you mean?
It's a 3v2 or a 4v2.
Of course, it's going to be a refund.
He's playing for us.
He wasn't to be given, by the way.
I think we just beat some sense into him.
We earned it.
You know what?
Yeah, you know what?
Yes, anything to get the morale going.
You know what, yeah.
I got that.
That's beautiful.
You know what, Chat? We'll take it.
No, it's not a Mickey Mouse tournament, you know.
Chat, the thing is, bro, how did I get the ball?
Here's the thing, we could have won that game.
It was 1-0.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
He started grieving when it was 1-0.
It's not like we were out of game.
So, look, we're going to make it to the next round.
No, it's not something to make your mouth to you.
Chad, that's going to be all right.
He just said you're horrible.
It's only fair for that to be a refund.
This right here is the tournament that we went in.
Damn right it is.
I can feel it.
This is the one.
Chad, it is only fair for this to be a refund.
This splashy dude literally typed in the chat.
He said sorry, team.
I got to give it to Jinxie and he's, but he literally scored three of our, look at this guy.
Look, are you kidding? That is a way fun.
Splash is EU and he's Streech like, so, and he's on a smurf.
So, I mean, we shouldn't have even been playing him anyways.
Did you see that? He just did moist.
Yeah, he absolutely, he knows how to play.
That guy is not gold, I'll tell you that much.
But yeah, you can say like, oh, it's a Mickey Mouse win, Mickey Mouse.
But at the end of the day, dude, that guy was not a gold player.
You see how he was?
Yeah, it's also just not a Mickey Mouse tournament to begin with.
People kill to win these things.
Fact!
This is a coveted championship series.
Fact!
Who do we play now?
Run another prediction.
Chad, if you don't think that that was a justified refund, I fear you're biased.
Okay, I do.
And you know you are, so you should just accept it.
Chad says joining round one, but we're not we already did round one
So yeah, I mean to be completely unbiased
Could we have won that game?
Probably not but to be fair though. No, dude. We
Yeah, bro that guy was smurfing pretty hard though. I got it brief. I don't know
So like I know he queued it like yeah, I know he came over here
Street
Okay, at the other day who cares we're top 16
That is an improvement from top 32 man, look at how nonchalant I am back there. What's the prediction look like?
58% on no. Yeah, man. Everybody in here
Look at these two dudes cars, there's no way they're calm
right no you guys are trash I can already tell
I'm in net I'm in net
lucky it's locked in for real please
we're in top 8
that guy's been flipped by the way
he may not be cool
oh that's that
we're good y'all
they're getting absolutely cooked
Lord have mercy let's go
I'm pulling him off
I'm walling this I missed it oh my god I'm terrible
Nice, nice.
Oh, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
It's all good.
Nice, Moise.
Moise, that's beautiful.
Yep, yep, now put it in.
I love it.
I'm loving what we're doing here.
Oh, oh.
There you go, boy.
Take it.
You're rockin' down.
We're gonna break that shit off.
Yes, sir.
I'm on that.
Nice!
Yes, you are.
Come on.
I'm just keep it on that side.
Oh!
Hit him, boys.
Nice, dude.
Oh, yeah, I missed that!
This is where we squeeze him.
He's not done!
Yes!
Oh my god, he's happening!
Let's go, fellas!
We're aligning!
This is the tournament.
Chad, this is it.
This is it.
This is the tournament. Chad, this is it. This is it. This is it.
The stars are aligning. Mm-hmm. I'm going to boost moist.
Yep, yep, you got it. Nice.
Oh my god, you're an animal. Yes!
You're back man!
Nice! I'm there!
Well, we're back up walling this, up walling this.
Oh, no, I'm not, I'm not.
I'm out!
Kato, you're insane!
Ghost touch, oh my god, I almost had a free ball.
Nice, boys!
Yep, oh my god, that's open.
Yes, it is, there it is.
Park out, baby!
Shut up, Goddermot!
Game end!
Park out!
Come on!
That is beautiful!
We're top eight. I mean come on close this out. We're top eight.
I feel it. I feel it.
Oh, yes.
Yep. Yep.
I'm there.
No, I'm not. You're there, though. Case. Case.
By the way, you have not missed an aerial this game.
You are absolutely-
Let's go!
...dialed.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's you. That's you. That's you. Oh, no. Oh, no.
You beautiful man. Okay. Clearing it. Clearing it. Oh, God. I'm there. You're not flat.
Nice.
That's just open. That's just open.
I have no boots so I can't get power.
I got boots. I got boots. I got boots.
I'm gonna be starved too.
Moist, you wanna have a shot there?
I love it.
Moist, you are beautiful!
Moist, you're so sexy and handsome and cool!
Oh my god!
I mean, it's no big deal. I mean, it's what I'm doing.
That's it. You better get this ain't beauty right there.
Oh my goodness. Let's go. Let's come on. Seriously.
I think we're top eight.
Let's keep focus, keep focus.
We're not out of it yet.
No, wait for it, Reddy.
Wait for it, Reddy.
Yes!
Dude, I actually can't believe this.
All right, we are now officially tied with my record.
Come on, guys.
I've never made top four.
This is so great.
Oh my god, this tournament's already just, it's curtains.
It's curtains.
Yes.
It's already in the books.
Dude, what's that last goal?
I would be lying if I said that didn't arouse me a little bit.
That's what I do, I'm sorry, but moist that was absolutely
I had a bar down man. Mm-hmm. That was
Highlights like two weeks ago
We're all playing for a well oiled machine right now, dude
Yeah, they might as well just start fabricating the trophy for us now. It's a lot. It's already the books read some
I say no, we are in quarters. So we win this and then it's only best of threes from this point. Oh, hey, let's get this
up right here. If you guys we we we got another spanish rocket league song. We need this one here.
Hey, just wanna point something out. If you look on the right side, uh, King C and I are tied for most goals in the tournament
and our team has the most goals across the entire board. Just saying. So our team is number one in goals. This is disgusting.
This is it. This is it. This is the run. Like chat. I'm about to tear up. I'm about to tear up.
Bro, if we win this, if we win this, like it's best of three.
Okay, so you didn't understand. I've lost like 10 tournaments in the last three days in the first round.
Yeah. Like this means something to me, man. Oh, no, I feel it. It does. It does.
How long is the next round? Well, he got to use restroom, man.
Probably a minute or two. I'd say one minute. One minute. I'm awake.
That's plenty of time. No, it's plenty. You get in there and you can leave yourself.
Are you sure?
I'm rolling.
Yep, when you do operating, optimal levels.
All right.
Clean out all the fluids, Kase. Take a nice little tinkle.
Dude, I think, Chad, I'm not kidding when I say this.
I think Rocket League has the greatest soundtrack ever, competing only with Minecraft.
I mean, this is insane.
What?
Touching hands, touching me.
What a great so those are your top two soundtracks in all of gaming. Okay. Okay. Also, maybe like
No, I think that's
Okay, somebody said FIFA 14
Maybe people. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I fear that it can't be a sports game
It's gotta be something with like an original soundtrack
Agreed
So you're right. This song's in FIFA 14. No chat right here
Man, there's a lot of good ones, dude.
Oh my god, I'm a loser.
I forgot about Geometry Dash.
Dude, Geometry Dash soundtrack is generational, dude.
It's insane.
Red Dead Redemption 2 is up there, yeah.
Oh my god, I look out about that.
Yeah.
Red Dead Redemption 2 is probably just the best game ever created, though.
So it doesn't even, Red Dead Redemption doesn't even need to win best soundtrack.
could probably just win the best game. True. I think we give best soundtrack to
Rocket League, dude. It's actually incredible. I don't know if we can though
because they have so many outsourced songs. I just don't know. So you're
basically saying like you're only counting like original songs? Yeah, like a
regular soundtrack. Yeah, I feel like that's gotta be or it's cheating. Dude,
Somebody said Skyrim that's actually a mythical pole. Yeah, Skyrim dude. I remember playing skyrim. I was like literally eight
Skyrim soundtrack is no same. Oh, wow. Eight when Skyrim came out. Oh my god
Boys, how old were you when Karen came out? I was a plug at high school. Well, how old are you?
Yeah, 31
We must I thought you were 27. No, no
No, no, no, no, I'm sorry guys, let's win.
Seriously, let's go.
One voice, here's the thing, if you told me you were 27,
I would not hesitate for a millisecond,
and that's all in everything I know.
I love to hear that, yeah, I still got,
I've got spry youth, the spring chicken.
True.
Boys, if we win this game,
it's only best to freeze from here on out,
and we're at 75.
Wait, do they not have a coward?
Is it a freebie?
Oh my goodness, please tell me.
This might be a freebie, I think you quit.
No, he's mad.
No, we're good.
Our timing is literally horrible.
Anytime we say anything, it's the direct opposite happening here.
Let's play just like we did last game.
This is Cronus on here.
All right, this is for Sammy's.
Winner goes to Sammy's.
Here's the sequel to last game, boys.
I'm behind you.
Love it.
This car is tiny.
Wow.
Look, that's fun.
Yep, it's centered.
It bounced off my car, bruh.
That was the most unexpected sequence of events.
I didn't want to make a mistake there and it just like, what is that?
I tried to just get out of here.
Wait, hey, we're good.
Oh, you got fucked.
That guy's not a drop.
Drop.
Oh, I missed.
Love it out of you, Kase. I love it. I'm there.
No, I'm not. I don't commit, actually.
Now we're gonna lose.
or not. Come on. I'm back. I love that contest.
I love this one. Wow. Hit it. Nice. I'm I'm trying to play like I'm on half court. I don't
want to get something too far on our side. I'm gonna I'll stay up in there nuts over
here okay oh no you can't you love it let's go nice on that I'm walling us you
do you wait it's taking you there he's there he's there he's there we're staying
though we're staying though I'm not fucking leaving I'm back I'm back here
keep him here keep him here no way you got that more than nice nice I'm back
it's all I said I got it oh oh boy oh boy oh boy
get further back get a brother that nice nice
Nice, boys.
I hope somebody's there.
I'm always there!
Nice!
Come on, don't do it a little bit.
Oh no.
Hear that?
Bro, I didn't even need to drive into it!
This game's on me!
Bro, I didn't even need to drive into it!
I'm trying to turn it up behind it!
Dude, that's back to back on me,
c'mon, my fault.
We good, we got time.
We're doing good.
We have too much time, we're fine.
I
Couldn't get there too much too many bodies
We need to get back in nice nice I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it
they're sad that's you JT nice yeah yeah it is yeah it is I got it I'm
sinnery oh no I love it I love it we got it we got it we got it here got it
in there got it in here oh there I got it
I'm not.
He got my fire suit.
Nice.
I'm walling this.
Yes, yes you are.
I missed the demo.
Oh, Jesus, I'm so sorry.
You're good.
We're good.
We win these.
Trying to stick strappy, man.
Drop drop drop drop
Up they all miss
One of those goals that they got never happened
That is a crazy pinch right there. Oh, I can't believe I just missed that. That was a terrible what that was a terrible
All of Tampa's frowning
We need greatness right now. We need absolute greatness over the middle
I'm terrible and I just lost
Jeezy go
Come on
put him in the coffin now put him in the coffin.
Okay, stand it, stand it, I'll bury it.
Just stand it!
I love you, I love you, I love you!
No!
Kase is so beautiful, that was so perfect.
You, you, you Kase!
Oh no, I'm lucky.
I did it, what more can I do that's just unlucky, that's crazy.
If I got met him right there and it just goes his way, that's wild.
Guys, this would be absolutely cinema.
I'm behind you. I'm behind you.
It's dead in it. He beat me.
He beat you there. Just get away from this side.
No.
I sold that game. I sold it.
They're still, they're still a chance.
Not over.
Look at it.
We need power cuts. Power cuts.
I'm gonna wall it. I'm gonna wall it.
Get off!
Get off! Get off!
Get off!
That was a hundred percent on me those two fluke goals were insane.
Oh man.
That sucks.
Hey, from top 32 to top eight, we will take it.
I'm about to literally knock out that was that was really fun though.
Hey from top 32 to top 8 we will take it
Unless you wanted to run a couple doos I could do a couple doos and then call it
Wait, what are the odds there's another tournament
100% these tournaments never stop.
What are the odds?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know what you mean.
There's not.
We can run ranked though.
Let's do some ranks.
That sounds good.
Yeah, I think I'm host.
Some doubles, yeah.
Dude, this was fun.
I need to do this again soon.
Yeah, I'm always down.
This was good, man.
Yeah, this is actually fired.
sweating. Dude, that actually saved bro that last game dude. You know what it's like to
accidentally touch a ball that like you like did not mean to and it just happened twice
in the worst scenario like literally ever. I know man it keeps me up at night. I still
remember some of my worst touches dude. I'm killing you. You got it.
Okay, these guys are actually pretty terrible.
Yeah, we're good.
Wait, you know a game we should play, Moise?
Huh.
Have you seen that gnome game?
Mm-mm, what is it?
Everybody been talking about, like, you play as two gnomes or, like, three gnomes,
you go to my house and they're, like, breaking us, though?
That sounds cool, though.
We good, Loki.
Fuck, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Nah, that's not me.
I could have saved that. That was too slow.
No, you're getting the fucking...
Dude, I'm actually sweating.
Dude, I'm actually sweating. Are you sweating?
I'm at... Same.
During that tournament, I was actually, like, wiping sweat from my...
Yeah, I swear, I'm actually sweating, dude.
That's you, baby.
Nice. I ain't got no boost, though. I'm in that.
I'm there, baby!
You're thirsty!
Oh, it's called Burgling knownies.
Burgling knownies.
I'll check it out.
I'm down now.
I tried to touch it.
I'm horrible.
Oh, I'm terrible, boys.
I'm the worst that ever lived.
No, you're good.
They're missing all of these, too.
Nice.
See, look at us.
We just get to toy with them.
I'm the worst that ever lived.
You don't understand it.
Nice.
It's real.
I boomed them.
nice that's so nice nice dude whoa nice I did I gave my life for it
absolutely beautiful yeah we can look at that no game after this low key hmm
I'm down
I might just be right on target
Oh my god, look at you go up for it. Yes, sir an angel. Yes, sir
Nice!
To death stuff coming out of back of your car is insane.
It's raining down on me.
Damn right.
That's the classic right there.
I'm horrible, I missed.
They're worse though.
Okay, these guys are actually bad?
Holy shit.
No, they're bad.
Wait a minute.
Don't make me eat those words.
Ugh!
Okay, these guys are actually bad. Holy shit. They're bad
Wait a minute, don't make me eat those words
Be touched. Oh my god, he's doing it to him. He's actually doing it to him
No, I know that's on me that's on me
I left myself stranded there
Nice you just straight up beat them I do the goober
I'm a putrid loser who deserves to be beaten in public
Nice dude
Oh, that's you I was off-seater
Damn
They're falling apart they're losing themselves
He's offline. Oh, yeah, that's trouble
It's too high yes, it is. Oh, I completely I completely got lost do not work
We're fine
That's nice
Oh
Nice. Yeah. I'm not still have no
boost. I want to get some. Yep.
Get some boost. We got time.
They're on our schedule right
now. Oh my goodness. I wasn't
expecting the last touch there.
My bad. No, you're good. You're
good. Oh, Lord have mercy.
Oh
I just barely got a touch on there
All off your beautiful sintering excellent defense
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Am I in the net? Oh, that's beautiful. No. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. That's
Oh
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine. I'm gonna go back to
Oh, yeah, he's old nice
What open is he's getting I'm gonna confirm it for you
Oh
Good fucking bomb
Easy though. Oh my god. Yeah, that was easy. That was easy. That was just too easy
Yeah, well, let's save the known game for another night, I'm actually fucking sweating I am a dirty pig right now
I know so let's do one more and then we'll shuffle.
No, 100% I'm cool with that, absolutely.
And let's make it a dub, I'm losing my voice from yelling so much it's bad.
No, that's good, that's passion, that's passion.
Let's go, never seen this court in my life.
Oh my god, that's free, it's just free, I feel it, I already see it, I already see it, I see the line.
Oh yeah, I like that right there.
I'm a disgusting filthy freak. I'm so sorry. No, it's okay. Hey wait, that happens
Yeah, that's that's that's painful
Oh, that's just unlucky. Oh
That's a power shot. That's a line, too. Oh, he's a goon. I
I couldn't beat him to it. I had no boost. I tried I tried
See, I should have hit that more flush when I didn't
Nope, that's you though. You are grand. You are grand to me. All right. I know where he's no worries
You just love to see that, man.
You know, I'm sweating moist.
I'm sweating.
Me too.
What is that?
Not only am I sweating, I am extremely stinky.
Oh, oh, Lord.
You don't use cheeky soap.
That one, a used cheeky dot com.
What you going on?
Amen.
And we just got a new AHA.
Our mouse has got her bar out too.
By the way, look at you.
Our mouse bar.
That's the, oh, Lord.
I'm here though.
Get over here.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
We're good. We're good.
Okay, at least you're some certified do this.
Oh, that's you. That's you. Oh, it was almost
I'm going to sit there for you. You're good. Oh, moist. Oh, moist.
Oh, moist. Oh, moist.
good save good save yes yes oh my goodness if you would have hit that that
would have been I know I was so I felt it too I was so close that would have been
I missed it completely.
You're there though.
I'm here.
I missed Gimo and Escobar.
Oh, I hit him.
Oh, I got pumped.
You're good.
You're in control.
Beautiful.
That's you.
Oh, yeah.
Is that it?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I couldn't pull the trigger.
That's you.
Oh, yeah.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Okay.
I couldn't pull the trigger.
That's you.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, I couldn't pull the trigger there. I just did when I make a mistake. No, I get that. I got it. Nice, dude.
He's demoed. Yes. Oh, that just opened. Yes, you finished that for me. No, he got back up. He got back up.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
We're good. Oh, yes. Oh, that might be the way. We're going the other way. This is you. I have 20 boost. Oh, Lord.
Get back
Yeah, we got plenty of time
Beautiful boys. Oh, that might just be a tear dropper. Oh
my goodness
That's the low name. That's the low name. Yep
I'm a hundred yep
There's trouble. Oh, that's bad. Oh, that's that's what it's fine
Just a little bit don't know why but I did
Nice my bad I want you my bad.
You're fine, you're fine.
Uh oh.
Oh my god!
My fucking hero.
It's open!
It's open finish it!
Get down boys!
Get down!
I got it!
Oh my god!
Oh my goodness that was crazy.
That was actually so tough dude.
Oh my goodness.
You're a squid.
Yo that was wild.
That was wild and it's such a tight game to that you are my project.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh yeah, you win these.
Of course you do.
It's offline, it's offline, but it's fine.
I try to get it around them.
It's about a boost.
Keeping that pressure on him.
He looks like playing a real sport.
I'm sweating.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah, he missed it.
That's fine, that's fine, I can get pressure on him.
Yep, we'll stay here.
I'm there, I gotta touch on it.
Not the best one, but I stopped the momentum.
They bumped each other.
They're not communicating.
They're not even friends.
I'm flustered.
Good talk, sport.
That's you, and then you just don't get.
Ah!
You're there, you're there.
Oh, beautiful man.
We're going the other way.
What does he, what do you think he's doing in my house?
I don't know what he thinks he's doing, I really don't.
Oh yeah.
Woo.
That's just beautiful.
Let me tell you, I am sweating.
There's something about this game.
I'm here.
Yep.
Here's the boost.
I got another touch on that.
Nice, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Way to stop that.
They're out.
Oh, no.
That's you?
Oh, yes.
Right there.
Oh, that's too loud.
Put too much rust on it.
I'm getting back.
I'm out of boost.
Yeah, me too loud.
I got good at.
That was a good set up if I had boost.
Yeah, absolutely not, too.
Oh.
Do good, clear, don't go hit run with it, go hit run with it!
101, 101!
Oh yeah, oh finesse him!
Oh my goodness, moist!
No booze!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho, I'm close.
You finessed him though, beautiful.
Yeah, we did, we did.
Were there undefeated in twos though?
No undefeated in twos?
We gotta remember that, two were two and I were twos.
Hmm.
You off?
Yeah, I'm off, I desperately need to shower.
No, I feel that 100% hey, it was fine bro.
Yeah, that was a lot of fun. We should do this again, man. And let's try that. No game. Yeah, 100% does let me down, bro.
All right. Absolutely, brother. I'll talk to you soon. Yes, sir. Peace.
Yep.
Chad, that was fun, bro. No joke. Rocket League is so fun with friends, dude.
I know we was losing, bro, but I could if I played a little bit more off stream, bro, I could get back to what I used to back in the day for real.
That was fun.
No joke that was fun for real
W moist and jinxy that was actually real that was that that was cinema
Tell me that wouldn't like the Super Bowl the whole time, dude
Bro, I don't know what it is about Rocket League dude, but you be in there sweating
Playing Rocket League bro. Like actually it's crazy. I'm still messed up about that last game
I cannot believe I had those two stupid mistakes that last game
And I also was not even playing anywhere close to what I was playing the other day with Jinxie
Dude, that was cinema. I lost two plus million today
I feel bad for you
Hey, I feel bad for you and you know what?
You got a queso cc's pizza ad?
No way.
Are y'all getting a queso cc's pizza ad on the ads on Twitch?
No way.
Wait, really?
You cannot escape me.
Even when the ads roll through you cannot escape me, dude
Yo, that's funny
Dude chat anybody else sweating type one if you're sweating dude Lord have mercy dog
Dog
Chat I'm up in this thing
actually sweating for real, like it's bad. Like it's no joke bad. But is it spooky time?
But is it spooky time?
I think it potentially is.
It is potentially some spooky time up in here.
Let me know, Chad.
Is it?
Huh?
huh
Is it hold on see what I got in the arsenal
Godly I'm sweating
Hey kids my son Asher seventh seventh birthday
You'll happy seventh birthday Asher chat tell Asher happy seventh birthday happy seventh birthday Asher. I appreciate you. Thank you
W Asher for real
I appreciate you, uh, Celestial, thank you as well.
When's the next backroom's game?
Whenever they drop another good one.
Big doll.
Cause you, cause you want to know what?
If they ever do drop a good backroom, backroom's game, you should already know who's going
to be playing that game.
Do you know who chat?
It's going to be me.
Hold on.
Hold on Chad, I'm seeing what I got on the arsenal here bro.
Oh yeah, walk in is spooky time.
Hey, get your dybe.
Chad, and we got Poppy playtime tomorrow.
chat. We got Poppy playtime
tomorrow too. How long is the
next Poppy playtime? I think I've
seen something about ten hours.
18 hours and I've lost my captured to demo. Wait, what is that captured to demo? Am I missing something?
Wait, we played the first captured.
Chat, do y'all remember the first captured?
It was like an anomaly game.
you
You're going to be a character in that game I played yesterday too, won't you?
Dude, look how flush I am because I was sweating so bad playing rock and lead, dude.
Golly.
Caster 2 demo, baby.
What you talking about?
You'll beat it in two streams, I think so.
It did take me, how many streams did it take me to beat Yuma Gurido?
Oh, this is gonna be cinnamon.
Ooh.
Ooh, this is gonna be ooh.
Oh my g...
Yo.
Yo. Yo.
Yo what's up. Yo yo yo yo. Yo yo yo.
Also, it needs to be green when I speak in. So this is probably about right, right here.
Lucky, you think it's about right chat, maybe a little bit more?
Maybe something like boom. Hello, hello, yo, yo, yo, what's good, yep.
Hey, hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, that's about right.
Attention, if you're watching this you may be stuck in a loop. If your house feels unfamiliar, you may be stuck in a loop.
If all ceiling lights and windows are gone, you may be stuck in a loop.
If any of these apply, please listen carefully to the following information.
It seems your only means of communication with the outside world is through your video camera.
We can view your recordings just as you can view this broadcast.
Each time you enter a new loop, there are small changes in your house.
Do not overlook any anomalies and make sure to capture them on camera.
Yeah.
Each one is linked to a room, and you need to fully stand within it to capture the anomaly.
Got it.
Do not interact with anything.
Yo, you better chill out.
Oh, yeah, this is about to be this is about to be cinema cuz the first game was you best get you a
Yeah!
You better hang up that computer call.
Come over here to kiss me on my hot mouth.
I'm feeling romantical.
Yeah!
This spooky time-up in this thing, I fear.
I fear it is.
I fear.
That's had a sharp pain in my neck and I having a stroke GG. Oh, I'm gone. It's over. I'm gone. Nevermind. I'm good
Locked in
Captured to demo it's an anomaly type game, but it's not like a bad one the first captured was absolutely a
Beautiful game. It's been a long time since I played the captured one
Okay, anything I need to know here yet
We go and we go in an extremely high graphic star ford systems.com. What you talking about?
Apply controls. Is there a sensitivity slider?
Is there a
Is there a yes there is let's pre-fire the sensitivity chat. Let's go like
Right there pre-fire. Let's see if I was correct lock in captured two
day one select difficulty objects object type anomalies only affect large
objects furniture and appliances you do not lose sanity for the first day yeah
we'll go normal mode I ain't going hard mode off rip you know lost your mind let's
go yes missing person Emily Carter oh that's
Laina Rose it's your sister Emily yeah that is you spoke up screaming there's
a man in the closet yeah that is you not right w voice acting don't scream
this time let's have a look no this is cinema hello you're wrong for scaring
that kid like that you know just close so next time you can just watch this
this video instead. Rose? What just happened?
Dad, I don't know who the voice actor is. I did an interview with her on our YouTube
channel a few months ago. Dad?
I'm not gonna play your laser on you too, you can't go to me.
No!
Yo, that is disgustingly creepy!
Yo, this is creepy, man.
Oh
Lord
Okay
Grab and push doors zoom. Oh, yeah
Any any horror game that you can zoom in is
Automatically creepy like for real no no no way around it dude
toggle flashlight
Yo, a horror game with a good flashlight. Can you believe it?
Sprint sneak, okay, the question is
is why would I need to sneak?
Like, let's be, let's be for real.
Okay, we gotta look for anomalies.
There's six anomalies, I guess.
I barely remember the rules from the first game,
but there's six anomalies here.
Thank you so much for these instructions.
Thank you so much.
Take a brief look around the house.
Something seems off.
All windows and ceiling lights are gone.
Could you imagine you wake up in your house one day
and all your windows and your doors are gone
you just can't get out. Imagine this is the default loop and it does not contain
any anomalies any changes to the environment and later loops consider
them an anomaly. Okay so nothing's gonna be here so we need to gather our
surroundings here then. Got it. Let's start back over here. Let's lock in. Okay
then paintings just like that. They said furniture would be like the main thing
in this mode so we got a shelf right here. Do y'all see the shelf? Don't be
shellfish. Okay, we got a, we got a, we got a dresser right here. That's a sturdy dresser.
Okay, this is, okay, there's some instructions. Boom, we got a box beside a dresser with a lamp,
some books and a picture. Got it, got it. What's in this room? And creeped out. Is there an FOD
slider? What are the odds of the FOV slider?
No, that's fine. Okay, I am very, I'm getting the same vibes I did from the
first game. The first game was really scary. Okay, here's the, here's the
bathroom. We got the shelf with all the supplies on it right there. Yeah, we got
a toilet with no water in it. We got a scale. We got we got a
seat. We got a bucket and stuff like that. And we got a bath tub.
Y'all got a chat. Do you gather the back the bathroom? I gather
the bathroom. Thank you. Let's go down the hall. I am so scared.
Do the Lord have mercy? Your default loop may contain a lot
doors. These rings will become accessible in later days. This
Okay, let's check this room. Is this room locked?
That room is locked.
Okay. We got a little office room. Right.
Guess what the office looks like.
Oh, dude, look at that scope. So I like that. That's clean.
Okay, we got some desk action right here. Yes, we got a shelf. We got a rocking chair,
a painting. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Do you have the office area gathered in your memory
chat? Do you? I hope so. I hope that creepy dude from the intro don't start chasing me
because I'm being tweaked.
Okay.
Okay, this is the office. I think I gather it. I think it's
gathered. I think we're good.
Keep moving here.
Gigi, we're so dead chat. Long dark hallways are so creepy.
We're gonna close it right here. Wait, can I hide in here? I was
about to say I hope I can't hide in here because that means
or something to hide from, you know what I mean?
Okay, that's what the closet looks like pretty basic.
I can remember that.
Let's go in this room.
Hello?
Okay, we got like a kid's room right here.
This is Taki, cool.
Dude, the graphics are absolutely insane in this.
No joke.
All right, we got a full trash can.
We got a desk with a piggy bank on it.
We got a pink backpack beside it.
We got a tent with some headphones and a radio in it.
We got the world map right there.
OK, this is the nightstand with a little board game on it.
We got some books here.
We got some posters up top.
Yes, yes.
This looks real.
It does look real.
That's actually crazy how clean this looks.
There's no screens here, is there?
Let me see.
No, no screen care. This is like actual cinema. This is like this looks like real life like no joke. This is wild.
Bro, this is too much to remember. That's why we have numbers. We have 57,000 of us. Somebody's gonna remember everything.
That's the cheat code when it comes to chat.
That no matter how confusing something is, there is at least one person out of all them people
that is gonna know what it is.
And I rely on that, you know what I mean?
I rely on that a lot.
Unsafe and sound control to move silently
when the noise indicator appears,
your voice and in-game sounds can be heard.
What?
That's not what to happen, is it?
Okay, that door's locked.
That's not what to happen, is it?
So when that when the meter shows up, that's when we got a crowd. Okay, dresser stuff on top boom clean clean
Okay, let's check this room first
That's room in the house right here. What you talking about a not to mention this kitchen is so clean
Oh my goodness. 1997 chat was you alive in 1997? I wouldn't. Okay this what the
table looks like pretty basic. This what the fridge looks like nothing too
confusing. We got some sink action with two plates in it. Dude this like though
might be some of the best graphics I've ever seen. This is actually crazy how
real this looks. This is wild. Like what? This cabinet slightly opened if y'all
remember that I hope so well there's a few of them that are slightly open never
mind okay queen chat do you remember the kitchen I think I do
Yes. Thank you. Let's go to this room right here. Dude, I am scared, bro. This is dark, bro. Okay. We got a living room right here. Big, giant cabinet structure thing right here. Right. We got two pairs of shoes, one red and one like white.
like white with some stripe action. That's what this table looks like coffee table two books two
remotes couch with one pillow remember that one pillow okay TV stand easy over here easy easy
Alright, Chad, have you remembered everything? Why is this red in here?
GG.
Okay, we have to find six anomalies and lock in.
I immediately see one. Thank you for the fleabee.
Zoom in on an anomaly and use left.
You almost have a choke on your like own saliva dog
Yo, my heart just skipped a beat actually
Oh my goodness. I'm good almost lost my life
dog almost lost go I'm about to pass out I'm good I got to
conquer rocket League I'm too old for that bro I'm good okay we
immediately have an anomaly let's go ahead and zoom in click okay room
hallway and we select the anomaly so this would be I should move my face cam
down here right so y'all can see the anomaly list boom this would be object
yeah you have locked in your selection all anomalies will remain until you exit
the loop the anomaly counter shows the amount of capture anomalies which is
bottom left. I'm one of six right now. You must capture six totals anomalies to
us. That's day one.
Okay. Got it.
Well, that's all I'm hurt. Remember heart attack.
Good. I'm falling apart up in here. It's bad. Okay, we have one of six
anomalies. Stay locked.
Let's check the bathroom real quick.
I appreciate him for giving me an obvious one to start off with.
I really do.
Thank you.
I'm not sure if you had anything to do with that.
I'll lane a laser, but I appreciate you if you had something to do with that.
Thank you.
I know you used a voice actor, but either way, thank you.
You were involved.
I just heard a noise.
hear that? Am I tripping? I just heard a noise. Oh, no, I'm scared. Something's
gonna happen. Like actually something's gonna happen. Hello?
Do I do I'm getting flashbacks from the stairs? If you never watch
I
Yeah
Anyway what I was saying if you want to see some like some of the scare no joke captured is it recaptured or is it captured?
capture. If you want to see
one of the scariest games we
played, captured one was
unbelievably scary. So you can
peek that on YouTube after this,
Loki. It's insanely scary. That
game was really good. It was
probably like a year ago or so,
maybe more than that. Okay, I
think this room is good, right,
chat? Don't, don't, don't you
think? I think everything's good
in here. There's something wrong
with the lamp. What lamp? Chat,
Chat what y'all talking about chat we took a picture of this come
Chat that's not that's not separated that's all together. We already did this
Keep moving we're good everybody relax we have one of six anomalies everything gonna be
Nothing going on in the in the closet here. Let me check this one
Scanning for anomalies, drain your battery, look around the house for new batteries.
Batteries and entities do not count as anomalies.
Okay, thank you.
So if there's an entity, which means a creature, it does not count as an anomaly.
Got it, got it.
Alright, I don't notice anything Orion here.
So they gave me that little pop-up.
I'm wondering if they're going to give me like a free battery here in a second.
Okay, Chad, I think this room is good not gonna lie. I think this room is good
Yes
If anybody's confused I saw somebody talk about shades the windows disappeared in the house, so that's why they're there
That's why they're like that. Okay, this room is good. Y'all agree. I think this room is good
Okay, let's go next
There's a battery. Thank you so much. I am so scared, dude. Please. There we go. Was
Was this like this?
This was like this, right?
Yeah, okay.
um dude dude i'm so scared man all right let's check let's check in here real quick make sure
everything's good yep okay i'm not i'm not beeping nothing in here i think the kitchen's good too
don't you think was that note there before i'm pretty sure it was
Okay, so I've won it for good. That stain was on the wall before too. It was there. I
remember seeing it. I made a mental note of it. All right, next one. Dude, the vibe is
so ominous, bro. Tell me it's not, Chad. Bro, the vibe is ominous up in here. Was that pillow
when that chair before? I hope so. Was it? I think it was. You know, I got photogenic
memory, so we good. This room's clear, too. Yeah, this room's clear. We're good.
Exiting a loop confirms you captured anomalies, your captured anomalies missing or incorrectly
We're selecting anomaly, we'll reset your anomaly counter.
So we're good, I'm still at one of six, we're good.
We didn't miss anything, we're still at one of six chat.
Lock in.
So if we do miss one, it'll reset it to zero.
We're good.
I'm gonna go ahead and move my face cam back up
because y'all can't see the anomaly counter.
But when it gets selected, then you'll be all right.
Okay, I immediately hear an anomaly. Thank you for the freebie again devs. I appreciate y'all. Thank you.
That was the door behind us closing that happens every time.
Scared. This looks like it normally does. We're good here.
Okay, we got a water leak.
POV, you're doing the dishes and you put a spoon under the fountain and it just splashes
you in the face.
Okay, let's select this anomaly.
Let's go water.
Yep, clean.
Water anomaly.
got it that's probably the only thing that's going on in here let's close
this door actually let's leave it open the sound of running water is kind of
comforting do there's nothing worse than doing the dishes and getting your shirt
wet it is so aggravating bro I see a green light at the end of the hall I
I don't know what that means, but I'm unsettled
Okay, this room looking look at normal this room this room looking normal again. Yes
Check clear. I think this one's actually clear. No joke. I think it is. Yeah, everything's
normal in here. Let's go down this hall. I'm not sure what's going on with the light down
here usually green is good you know let's just let's just let's just see
okay shaking here okay we got the kids room again I don't notice nothing off
off rip. Okay, yes. Clean. This room is good too. Chat this room good too, I think. Dude,
this might be like a top ten graphical indie horror game we've ever played. It looks real,
Get a missed hockey poster still there too.
Okay, everything's clear in here, I think.
Lock here.
Yes, sir.
I appreciate y'all for the for the obvious anomaly here.
Thank you so much.
Water. Thank you so much. Oh my goodness. Chat that looked like Henry Hotline. That
looked like Henry Hotline right there. But his name was Mr. Rangadine. Alright, bathroom
looking good cabinet looking good bro that got me so bad oh my goodness I
think most of the anomalies are gonna be pretty blatant because one of the
normal difficulty
nothing's going on in here this room's pretty yeah this room's clear gotta be
clear. All the way good in here. There's a light on in the in the kitchen too.
What's up with y'all in Henry Hotline man? I'll never understand. I really don't
get it. This hockey poster. Okay, yep. I think everything is a hundred percent
secure in here as well. Definitely. Yep, definitely good.
That door's locked.
That scared me so bad.
It's like one if that scares you, that got me.
This is comforting.
I'm not going to lie.
This is very comforting.
There is some of the most comforting lights in the world are the lights under your cabinets
in the kitchen.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and mark these as an anomaly.
Light.
There we go.
Where's that electronic?
Not, it's lighting.
Any ceiling lights or lamps?
Yeah, it's lighting.
We're good.
We're at two of six right now.
Lock in.
Okay.
First glance, this room immediately looks good.
They gave us two anomalies on that one right there.
I'll chat my chess shirt.
Is your chess shirt from that last one?
That was bad.
That was actually bad, dude.
Bro said run.
I said yes, sir.
It ran the exact wrong way.
Wait, where the batteries at?
Oh, yep.
Clean.
Thank you.
All right, we're good.
We're at 206.
Lock in.
Whew, that got me.
3D?
Nothing going there, nothing going there, there's another battery, thank you, I just wasted it, okay, check the bathroom.
I just had a frame skip, I wonder if it just loaded an enemy in, GG.
I just skipped one frame and I was opening that door, I think that was the game loading in an enemy, it's over.
So if we see Henry Hotline again, we just run to another room, he's in the hallway, okay, nothing's in here, we're good there.
there I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
dog dog no stop
This game has no business being that scary.
Dude, stop!
This game has-
So if we see him, we gotta crouch and not say nothing into the mic, we got it.
Oh my my right long hurt my right long hurt. Oh Lord help me Lord help me, please, please,
My plea.
Thank you for being on that.
That is a, uh, lighting?
Unexplained sources, yes, lighting. Clean. There's one.
W game though, this is unbelievably freaky dude.
Like oh my goodness man.
Alright, we're at one of six. Stay locked. I feel like I just heard a noise. I'm not sure what that could have been.
Miss Taki. Okay, immediately everything's good in here. Yes.
Chat, tell me I wasn't right about staying when the frame skipped. It just loaded the enemy in.
real gamers know that if like a frame skips it just loaded something in like
that's not even like a joke that's like a real thing and that had to be what
happened there maybe maybe not but it still seemed like it
okay everything looks good in here yep kitchen's good too absolutely one
anomaly on this one? Yep, I don't see nothing else going on here. I think we're
good. Type one if you think we're good.
We're good. The calendar was normal. It's always said 1997. Yep, we're good. We're
still at one. Nice. Clean. Okay. Nothing awful rip here. Thank you. Nothing there.
I was checked the bathroom. I'm so scared, dude.
How are you supposed to avoid the monster?
So that phone one, Mr. Ringeding,
we gotta get out of the hallway in that second one.
I guess we have to constantly crouch the rest of the level.
Dude, I'm so scared, bro.
Please stop.
I don't know if there's nothing in here.
The back was of all color. Uh, big dog. We literally still are on one. We were correct. No it wasn't.
Damn that guy. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You got banned by the...
F**k help me!
Okay, I know the sound cue now. If we hear a sound of a phone ringing, we immediately
have to run into one of the other rooms. Got it. Thank you for the freebie. Thank you
so much. W. Devs, thank you.
How about you give me like eight anomalies on this first little run here? That'd be
would this game is extremely scary these devs know how to make a scary game
bubble let me tell you so I said I actually have all the lights on hey I do
not blame you whatsoever trust me I don't I think the anomalies are pretty
easy to spot in this mode, but the main source of danger we got to worry about are the entities.
I'm about to pass out my head hurting.
Thank you for the two freebies. W. Devs, thank you.
you. Clean. Lighting. We're at two of six chat lock in. Anything going on in here? Absolutely
not. Clean two of six. Please, please just spare me. Please spare me. I'm begging you.
Please don't don't don't do it to me again. I've got a good boy. Please. Lord.
That was clean. Nothing here.
It's like one if you're scared. This was not here before right Chad? I do not think this was here. I actually don't.
um
What would this be
Wall writing
Oh, there was a clock here
I'm tweaking there was a clock there good job good job chat y'all cope right there and i'm a lot
I'm terrified, petrified even, horrified.
Okay, here's rain, clear.
Please, no telephone.
Please.
Dude, I don't like Telephone Man, Chad.
I do not like Telephone Man at all, bruh.
Please stop.
Please.
It has been five and a half months since 26 children vanished without a trace.
Since then, more than 100 unexplained disappearances have been reported across the state.
The only lead so far comes in the form of videotapes.
Jason, last seen on the line.
We're at four of six. We just need two more.
Please no telephone or the other guy.
I'm begging you, please. I can't handle another scare tonight. I'm already hurting.
Rocket League already got me tweaking.
We're good. We're good there. We're good.
You skipped the lore. I was afraid of a creature jumping out at me. There's not going to be that much lore anyway. This is a demo, you doober.
She's talking about lore in a demo. Shut up.
You think I want to stick around in there with a telephone guy in there? I don't think he left.
My right eye hurts. I think I strained a strain my eyeball
Help. Chat help. Was there a flame skill? Stop.
Give me another anomaly dude. What are you doing?
I'm at four of six please.
I'm gonna do-do.
What on this planet earth is going on?
I
looking into them. There were others as well, other kids, but most don't have tapes. Other
parents had to try calling their home number. They said they were able to communicate through
I got your voicemail, you got this kiddo, we miss you, your sister asks me every day,
I just don't know what to say.
Voice actors be cooking.
I can't lose you too.
I'll find a way back dad.
Thanks.
I'll find a way back, dad.
Thanks.
Okay, we took a picture of the room, that whole room was an anomaly, we just need one more.
Excuse me.
Excuse it.
Is it the eye?
Excuse it.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Wheeeee!
I
Oh my goodness, this game is pure cinema man, moonshine with the five, what is this?
My whole sensitivity is different.
Why is my sensitivity different?
Oh lord, my sensitivity.
I guess I just have faster sensitivity in here.
Yo, this game is so cool. Oh my goodness, bro. What?
I remember there was a backroom section in the first game, huh?
Ooh, ooh.
Wait a minute
We got to take the red one right
Yo Lane are not gonna allow me to answer for you here
Which is the correct slide to go down because I have five out of six I don't want to sell this now
Follow your heart
The arrow telling me go way
I'm going to go red.
Wheeeee!
GG.
Have I made a mistake?
You're an eaten burrito traveling through the smaller cast of...
Oh, I'm absolutely horrified.
I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'm glad to be back in this house.
One more, one more, we're good, one more.
As long as we don't die here, we're good.
Please make it obvious.
Lock in.
Lock in, seriously.
We can do this here.
Hey, walk in, seriously, we can do this here.
Hey, we can do this here.
For risky, my attention, it's over.
Relax.
Oh my goodness, I almost had a heart attack, missing object, we did it.
We have six out of six.
Exit the loop.
Let's get out of here.
We live.
What?
This is unreal.
Hello?
Hey, you know, it's been a year.
For us
So
Dude it's all the rules
Like that place is slowly white in their memories
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen
Oh my goodness, dude solo death, bro
dog
Bro, the first game was so good
This is that is that it. Oh my goodness. That is so good. Oh my goodness
I don't know when this game is gonna come out
But when it does that was that was one of the best demos I've ever played
That was actually unbelievable. No joke. That was goaded. W voice actor too late and not go a lot. That was goaded as well. That was actually so cool. That was one of the best demos I played.
He's trying to save money for his wedding. Go wish list the game so he can marry his fiance fax. This 100% deserves a wish list. What a beautiful demo. That was actually so good.
I cannot wait for this game to come out Lord. Have mercy chat
We always play so many good demos and it were just stuck wait for them things to come out, bro
That was absolute cinema W game and great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
Precate all the gift this subs don't know those bits follows the course
I'm preset. I offered us hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest. Y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. See y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen
Lemonite. Peace out y'all