The day is upon us, ladies and gentlemen.
The day is upon us. Yes. Yes. Yes. The day. It is upon us. Cheers.
I have returned once more yet again.
Yet again once more yet again once more again.
Valkyrie with the five.
Thank you.
Blue hoodie.
I repeat blue hoodie.
Explorer Andre's actual hay.
A Mads spacial tail month.
uh, Mads, Spatial, Teo, Mont, uh, Levy, Big, Unhinged, Daddy,
Paul's, W, Subbers, Man, appreciate y'all.
Shout out to everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10.
Let me hear it.
Huh?
How we doing on a scale of 1 to 10 up in this thing right now?
Chad, it's like Super Bowl Sunday for us.
It's poppy play time, time, baby.
Have y'all seen anybody play it or have y'all been waiting?
And those that have seen somebody play it, how long is the total game?
Kion with the five gifted. Thank you.
No way. It's only three hours.
No.
Bubble with the five.
Three to four hours.
Really?
Being the back to back 2024 and 2025 game of the year.
That's probably about 30 minutes for me.
Roughly about 30 minutes for you, boy, probably.
Yeah.
Harley with the five.
Thank you, Harley with the five.
Oh, yeah.
That could potentially be
around 30 minutes for your boy here.
Chat, are you crunk?
Are you crunk?
I had to do a crazy amount of clearing on the PC to get it to download.
I think it's currently still downloading.
It should be done any minute now.
Yes, it says the download will be done in five minutes.
Oh yeah.
I'm croak.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I'm crook.
I'm not gonna lie.
There's multiple Super Bowls here on this channel.
When Poppy Playtime drops,
when Fierce the Fathom drops,
and when 616 drops.
And I'm not gonna lie,
the dev of Massacre at the Mirage and the Skin Stapler,
you're about to join the Super Bowl Club.
Not gonna lie,
because you got some absolute bangers in there.
There is no doubt about it
whatsoever
Chill is oh, yeah, you're right chill is arts up there too. Oh
Man chill is art it chill is art is like a Super Bowl, right?
Is it I
I think it is
Silent Hill big dog. I ain't even playing Silent Hill off stream. I'm sorry. I'm not a Silent Hill fan
I'm not I'm not a Silent Hill fan not gonna lie
Chapter five time bubble
Relax, it's currently downloading. It'll be done in five minutes or less
Okay
It'll take I mean dude look here man, right come on
The old ones the old silent heels was kind you you want to know the reason I started hating silent heel
It's because they canceled PT when they canceled PT
I got extremely mad and then I have a grudge against them ever since not gonna lie if you want me to be truthful
That's where the grudge came from like actually that could have been the greatest war game ever made and it never went anywhere
Big bird with the five. Thank you
Good I
Wonder if I have like a ps4 with PT on that
G string with the five gift that thank you preset you
That gum G string
I got me it. No, no, I ain't got no G string all right now. It's about the line. Yeah, I do who my who my line, too
Yeah
It is what it is though
Case those G string sniffer with another five. Thank you pray play Rocket League a biggest of dog
There will be nothing played today besides Poppy playtime. I hate to break it to you
Buddy, it's Poppy playtime day
Okay, there's there's no other way around it
The only it would take
Dude, I don't know what else could drop at the same time as poppy. You know what?
But if Poppy Playtime and Fears the Fathom dropped on the same day, I would go Fears
the Fathom.
I would absolutely go Fears the Fathom.
There's no way around it, I would.
If like an official Granny Four, it'll take, no, get out of here, no, get out of here.
I love Poppy Playtime and Fears the Fathom both.
But big dog.
Fierce the fathoms just different level style. Don't do not play with me, dude.
Do not do not play with me right here. No get out of here. I'm just going to tell you I was saying
That would be like the only thing that could be dropping on today that I would play before
Poppy play time that'd be like the only thing
Right?
Phantom with the five. Thank you
You know, I hope Case and Chad have an amazing day.
You know what?
What a beautiful, positive message.
Thank you so much.
And you know what?
You're goaded.
You're absolutely goaded.
Thank you.
Chad, I think it just got done downloading.
Lord have mercy.
I think it might be time.
Yeah, I think it might be time right here.
You know, happy birthday, Dukie Stain, 707.
Um, yeah, I got you tomorrow.
Tell me, remind me, tell me tomorrow.
Thank you.
Appreciate you.
Resident Evil 9 streamed.
Resident Evil is a, like, spiritual experience.
It has to be, has to be played by myself.
I was thinking about maybe recording it off stream though.
Should I do that?
Should I record me playing resident evil 9 on stream? I might it might be a YouTube exclusive
That's got to be something
Where it's just me in the screen me and Leon Kennedy's butt cheeks the whole game, right?
Cuz look cuz look here
You know, I might go I was thinking I might do that
If I don't record it though, I will be giving a detailed review of it
If Leon Kennedy dies in resident evil 9
You'll never see me again
So there's a good chance this might be my last month streaming actually
You okay, so with the five and clause with the five
There but this month there might be a good chance
This is the last this is the last month you ever seen because if they kill Leon Kennedy and resident evil nine
Buddy
Leon Kennedy gone. I'm gone in what you're talking about. They wouldn't do that though
that they would never kill off Leon Kennedy and you know what sucks before I open up poppy playtime right here.
I think the devs of Resident Evil would kill off Chris Redfield before they killed off Leon Kennedy.
And that is a disgusting, a disgusting thought to have.
Because if you want to be real here, Chris Redfield is resident evil.
He is.
If I got a call on somebody to save my life, and it's between Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy,
I would call on my big, giant Chris Redfield and just a pink thong with some bunny ears on
to come swinging in on like a, you know, on whatever and save my life.
But if there was a second person I would call, it would be Leon Kennedy.
I do not get it wrong.
I love Leon Kennedy with a great passion, pause.
But nobody, and I mean nobody, is Chris Redfield.
Chris Redfield is such a being that is so good that it could not be a real person because
there's no real person that could be good enough to be Chris Redfield and if he was
a real person, it would be ruined. Yo, come on with the five gifted. Thank you. Lock in.
Lock in T nine with the five. Chat. Is it done? Hold on.
It's done.
You better grab your popcorn. You better grab your snacks, Bubba.
Hey, you better grab your popcorn, you better grab your snacks, because Lord have mercy,
I declare it is poppy play time, time, baby, hyzer with the five, messy with the five and
baby mama with the five.
Thank you.
Appreciate you.
Yoko.
Thank you.
I think that's been sad.
I mean, this is my uncle's one year death anniversary.
He's going to give me some quotes or something.
the pic with Hannah got you right here that's actually crazy Barrett Osprey
could you make me a ringtone yeah I can right here there you go
chat. Lord have mercy. You best get you a diaper on Bubba. Because I fear. I fear. No,
I just opened up the wrong one. I try to hit alt enter to get into the game. Hold on.
nipples with the five. Ladies and gentlemen, poppy playtime, chapter five, broken things.
We set off. RIP Doe. I wonder if Doe is going to come back in this game. Wouldn't that be
too good to be true chat? Tell me it wouldn't messy with the five. Thank you chat. Tell me
that wouldn't be too good to be true that if do we somehow some way came back to life
that would make my year. I mean it absolutely would. But I don't think he is. Mods y'all
already know if somebody tries to do some spoilers in here they get sent to the drench
closet instantaneously three months since maybe more maybe a six month sentence something
like that. We do not tolerate no spoilers. Okay, we do not. Y'all are good though, not
gonna lie, y'all are good for for a online live stream chat. Y'all are good. Not gonna
lie. But that's thanks to me because I'm absolutely bopping all the disgusting ones. Not gonna
a lie. Yo hyzer with the five. Thank you. But when you got so many people in an
area, there's always going to be a whole bunch of weirdos. No matter what.
Let's go. Lord have mercy. It's time. It's nearly time.
Adjust the slider so the image on the left is barely visible. I would say
that's barely visible right there. Wouldn't you say
Oh baby, it's time.
Oh man, it's like the Superbowl.
Lord have mercy.
Oh, oh, oh man.
The intro music dude, the, the, oh man.
Oh man, that's life.
Oh man, that's life. Blaze with the five. Thank you, Blaze with the five. Fix the resolution.
Is the resolution messed up? I don't know what you're waffling about, buddy. This looks
clean. What's you waffling about? This clean. Hot pink thong with the five. I will, I will,
I will take it. Oh my goodness. Look at this. Oh my goodness. Look at this injured and abandoned
in the heart of the nightmare. The playtime laboratories here. Fantasy is made reality
in the broken cabern the shadows of the one who pulls all the strains to prototype prototype
sounds like a not very good individual. I'm gonna be real with y'all. I'm gonna make
I'm not sure how the sentence is good here, graphically.
Yes, yes, okay, right.
V-Sync is off by default.
Hopefully we won't need it. We're going to show that FBS,
StarFordSystems.com, what you talking about?
Alright, chat. I was here.
Chat, I was here.
was you here I was let's go GG was the volume kind of low is that just me
Shy with the 5.
Volume low.
Maybe it's meant to be like that at the start.
You gotta change it.
Let's forget this ever happened.
I'm not having this ruin for me here.
I must be immersed.
Levite them with the five, thank you.
I can barely hear it, y'all can barely hear it too, right?
I can barely hear that.
No joke, I could like do barely hear that.
Imagine I go to the settings.
Bro, imagine I go to the settings
that's already maxed out volume. Then we would have an issue. I could turn it up for y'all,
but not me. Settings. Oh, yeah. Oh, there we go. Oh, oh, yeah, there we go. It was on
10% no wonder we couldn't hear nothing chat. You see that? Is there subtitles? I didn't even look
for subtitles either. Where would subtitles be? Subtitles are on. We'll do subtitles on media
in case somebody watching on the TV or something. There we go. It's better now.
They got hit with an ad. I got to wait on them, right? Chat, I got to wait on them.
It's only a minute and 30 seconds. I feel like I got to wait right here.
This is the one way y'all are getting
This is the one way tonight y'all are getting here, okay
Waiting there's a minute and ten seconds left. I'm just gonna wait
At the start
I'm gonna bring that in here my mom I'll bring it here tomorrow mom. Yeah
I keep forgetting to show you all the Iron Mouse Tiki soap bar where I think clean messy with the five
Yes
They're back in 40 seconds
Hey, they're back in 40 seconds
When I get back in here, tell them I'm waiting on them.
I wouldn't want to subject them to the fate of missing the opening of this.
How could I?
How could I, Jack?
Who would I be?
do such a thing such an atrocity such as that desire us with the five okay y'all
are back are y'all back I waited on y'all to start this game by the way had to
restart and turn the volume up cuz gonna buddy here nothing we good now you're
Welcome. Please be louder. Is it fixed? Yes it is.
What's wrong with them?
You're not wrong. They're wrong to side out.
Run! Run! Run!
Oh! You're fucking right to end it!
You're almost done!
You're turning right at me!
You're fucking right to end it!
AHHHHH!
I'm taking a wrong side out of this!
S***!
What?
Unstuff that bird, and find that wrongsrider just with it.
What on this planet Earth is that?
They're the wrong side animals.
I want to marry two of them!
Or adventure with Bindle Boogie.
You can even make your own.
I'm good. I'm good. I don't want that. That thing breathing. Look at that. Oh, that's nasty.
Hunter with the file. Thank you. Hello.
Hello?
Oh, I remember this!
I think...
Look again, please, man!
Oh, that sensitivity is... oh my goodness, yeah, uh-uh.
Uh-uh. Let's go something like that right there.
Well, we're starting off hard, ain't we, Bubba?
Golly.
I don't want no hugs from Huggy.
I'm gone.
How about me?
The sensitivity is still too high.
It has to be low.
Low, low, low.
There we go, right there.
there it is that's gotta be that's gotta be it right there
I can't see that! I've got it on!
What? Why did you turn on V-Sync?
Is there some screens here going? Do I really need to turn on V-Sync for real?
v-sync nerds one yet again buddy
Well, I gotta go full screen
Full screen there we go v-sync on that should fix it
That should fix it
There we go
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
What am I supposed to do?
Oh lord, I'm already lost.
You don't chat with my own drugs, no joke.
Where'd I even come from?
Wait no, did I come from here?
Well, that ain't you, we got lost already.
Ha!
Can't get the up here, idiot!
I'm gone!
Oh!
Hey, how you doin'?
Oh!
I don't see nothing that's damaged.
Where's my yellow cape?
Hold on a second, no.
Where's my yellow cape?
Where's where my yellow?
I'm stressed!
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Y'all leave with my yellow paint!
Give me with the file!
The gray wall!
What is the screen messed up?
Oh, the screen is messed up. Hold up.
It's fixed, we back.
There was something at the bottom of the screen, right?
It's back now.
That's obviously not true.
Yo, why'd the game just do that?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
This is loud and I'm stressed!
I did it dad!
Oh lord!
What is your give me?
3-2 what the fuck?
Oh, y'all!
How did you get me?
You can't take what you've got!
Leave me alone!
Please!
That's not fair.
I'm going to kill you.
Huggie too fast, what's that five deaths in the tutorial?
I think I'm at like five deaths in the tutorial.
We're gonna go dock in the rest of the whole game, don't worry.
Look at me, run him!
Look at me, I'm gone!
Get away from me!
No, there's no way y'all started the game like this.
This is way too stressful, dude.
I don't know where I'm at.
We're good.
Okay.
All right.
That had to be the most difficult part of the game right there, because Lord have.
of mercy. Wow. That right there. That right there was absolutely insane. Let's pick something up.
A secret pact.
Unknown sender. They all go on at great length about this imagine future of theirs. It's exhausting
their eyes are so set on a new chapter of history that they ignore the current one. Wow, they get
unknown sender number two remember we used to believe in that future too hard
to turn down the prospect of a world where humanity lives without
strife until the stars week out unknown sender number one I never stopped to
believe
you