Okay, let's go.
Surprise y'all didn't.
You know, we're going to have to
surprise y'all, didn't we?
Yep.
Chapman, we're trying another tournament
again in 20 minutes.
That's why I'm on early
again.
We're trying for another Rocket League
tournament in 20 minutes.
So we don't have to see what
happens.
Maybe today is
the day. Who knows?
Hey,
Who knows? Cheers.
Yo!
What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,
what's good, ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more
again yet again once more yet again gray hoodie I repeat gray hoodie up in this
thing yo Matt MC blue nim mr cap gnarly your mom chief
Elliott rear sad you'd uh uh uh uh Gil sh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh dread Benito
Uh, Penguin, Kayla, Gould, J. W. Subbers, man.
Appreciate y'all.
Chat, how's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10?
Let me hear it, huh?
How we doing on a scale of 1 to 10 up in this thing?
I was going to stream at the warehouse again tonight,
but it was so hot in there because for some reason
the air wasn't working again.
So I got extremely angry, and here we are.
So if the stream crashes again, I
I'm going to be absolutely fuming buddy. Let me tell you if this thing crashes again. Oh
I'm gonna be tweaking up in here
You you better believe it
Hi case. I'm watching play poppy playtime chapter 5 on youtube so I can watch your stream on my phone
That's a w viewer right there
That's a W viewer right there.
Yo, strain curator with the 100 gifted subs.
Lord have mercy.
What is that?
Yo, gray hoodie.
Yo, W grade or strain.
I said gray because I said gray and I tried to say strain.
My bad.
strain curator with the 100 gift that that is absolutely absurd. Jacob with the 5 gift
that as well and Taurus with the 10. Thank you. I appreciate that strain. Yes, in case
you were not here a minute ago, me and ZC are running a 2v2 tournaments at 9 p.m. which
is in 15 minutes and that's why I am early so we can pre get locked in pre get
ready maybe me and GC can win this tournament who knows Chad I don't know
you think so maybe lucky with the five AC working now W dad for fixing it
yo dad I know you didn't pin that message yourself mom had to do that
because I know you don't know how to pin no message. What in no way you did that?
You'll miss with the five. Thank you.
Appreciate you miss with the five. Thank you.
Chad, you know how crunk it would be for me and Jinxie to win this Rocket League tournament, Chad.
You understand how crunk that would be? How absolutely absurd, how disgusting, how insane,
McMuffin and kill your killer clown with the hundred gifted subs. Yo, give me some Ws for killer clown with the 100 gifted subs as well. I mean, Lord have mercy. That is absolutely absurd. W killer clown with the 100 done gifted subs.
Godly that's crazy. That's actually crazy. I appreciate that. Thank you.
Appreciate you for real. Lock in. Let me get slightly warmed up a little bit.
Gigi, let me get slightly warmed up a little bit.
Hey, we gonna win this tournament, buddy. You better believe it.
Hey, I don't know if I mess with my car chat. Y'all mess with my car, bro.
I feel like it's doing a little too much. Is it doing a little too much?
Bro, why is your tree still up? We ain't gonna get into this again, buddy.
We've ran multiple polls in the chat asking if we should take it down and it is a overwhelming
majority people saying no, do not take it down, leave it up.
So that being said, right, we're going to leave it up for now at least.
I heartly, I don't know who that is.
Thank you.
Dude, what is this song in my ear?
Get this out my ear.
I don't know if I want to, I don't know if I want to run, bro, I hate how there's only
like two cars.
cars. Like I remember back in the day the Batmobile was uh I think the Batmobile was
good back in the day. But if you're if you're really going comp on them, you're going like
octane or or or fennec or whatever that is. OG car. Yeah, I got the OG. You know another
super OG thing I got bruh? Not just at the 2016 Batmobile. Chat, there was an ice cream
truck they came out with I think it was PlayStation exclusive I have that on my
PlayStation account no joke I have the ice cream truck on my PlayStation
account actually no joke I do but who's playing on PlayStation you know what I
mean I ain't doing that same cap you ain't got the ice cream truck
What's an OG skyline?
What's your tongue out?
This?
This. Is that an OG car? I know I got that a long time ago. I used to rock this thing
back in the day. Is that rare? I didn't know this was rare. I got this way back in the
day. I'm equipping that damn. I got the skyline. Yeah, you ever know how that
hold on. Jinxy calling
Jinxy calling
you. Yeah. Okay. What up? Okay. I got a I got somebody for you to meet bro. This is
a squishy. Oh yeah. Former pro, former world champ and he's going to try to coach us to
win the tournament. Man, I'm down for that. What's good, squishy?
I don't know. I don't know.
We're going to be able to like
really get sweaty. I'm using the
I didn't my chat was telling me
this car. I got rare. So I'm going
to use that today. Maybe to give
us some good luck. Wait, is it
the Batmobile? No, it's the GTR
Nissan Skyline or something.
Wait, how rare is that? They
saying it's rare. I don't know.
Yeah, that's old. Yeah, that's
I got it way back in the day.
I don't know if I've seen this one yet.
I was just telling my chat, too.
I had the ice cream truck jet that was just on PlayStation
back in the day, too.
I wish it wasn't just on there.
Oh my god, OK.
There you go.
Hey, I'm telling you, we're going to win this.
We're going to win this.
Oh, well, of course we are.
Wait.
OK.
So we're playing 2015?
Yeah, I played this game quite literally
on release day.
Yeah.
I was so excited for this game.
You got it for free then.
Yeah, for free.
Yeah, I did.
And dude, I remember Buddy of mine was making fun of me because when the game first came
out, my buddy came in my house one day.
He's like, yo, this game looks stupid.
What are you playing?
I said, no, this game go to the guy in the tribe.
And then like three weeks later, he was addicted and to this day, bro still plays it.
Yeah, you get hooked on it.
So good.
Can we low key run one to warm up while we're waiting on this or no?
Yes, we got time.
Let's get it.
Yeah, we got it.
We got it.
We got the goat coach in a stew.
We can't lose.
Wait, I can't queue.
Do I leave the 30 and then I can queue?
Yeah, you have to leave the 30.
I still need a screenshot.
Wait, do I gotta leave too?
Do I gotta leave the tournament?
Case, join us?
New lobby if you can.
Yes, sir, skate the tournament.
Okay, Case, you played in 2015, you said.
Yeah.
Well, I'm on release day.
Okay, Case, the only thing is,
if we go to overtime, we might have to forfeit.
Yeah, that's cool.
I'm locked. Let's get a good warm-up in.
Let's get a good warm-up in.
That's time, right?
Yeah, I just thought I was going to screen change.
But yeah, we still have time.
Oh, my goodness.
My barrel looks so small.
Let's go.
As long as it's like a five-minute ocean.
Yo, something looks different.
Why my car looks so small?
Way to beat it, GC.
I'm locked.
Way to beat it, big guy.
Way to die!
Way to beat it.
I'm not losing!
I got a slight touch on it, not a good one now. Be there for me.
Oh lord.
I got the mid boost.
Oh lord!
Wait, was that you?
Oh wait a minute.
It wasn't me, just skip replay.
Hold on.
I can't see this green, but I was going to save for you guys.
We're gonna the first guy just always have always shot a torch the ball for the guy behind
Yes, sir, I'm reaching a fine. Don't don't admit to try to like just like so present for the toilet. Yes, sir
I got a mid-touch on that was bad
Good
No more losing no more top 32 tonight we
just need to retire yes guys just focus
but not over for me like don't just
don't like go for a play that leaves
you stuck in the side for a long time
right even the challenge like if you
challenge just drive drive up make the
way or like just like drive into the
I
Oh
Okay, that's too like whenever you can stay on the ball like it's just try to sit behind the boss
If you have no boost, it's like roll the ball and just stick with it.
Yeah, I get that.
Yeah.
Yo, Squishy, I got a question for you.
It's too hard.
If you don't mind.
Yeah, of course.
Back in the day, I knew how to do it.
What does the tanker do in the fast, fast roll?
Ain't it like you try to go at an angle and then cancel it and pull back?
I can't remember.
Oh, the speed.
Oh, the fast aerial?
Yeah, the fast aerial.
No, the fast like the speed.
What's it called?
Will you go for the ball?
Speed.
Oh, the speed, the speed flip?
Yeah.
I got a touch on it.
Yeah.
I used to I don't think I'll do anymore. Yeah, it's basically just like a diagonal flip
cancel like for the bottom right there's very fast
diagonal cancel
opposite of what you did yeah yeah it's up right like
it's probably like 11 11 on the stick down to like 5 on the stick
Can't go to the first video. It's different people. Let me stop you.
Come on, be here!
Let's go!
Let's see it, let's see it!
No!
Let's go!
That was a little scary, guys.
That was a little scary at the end, but it went in. It was perfect.
Yeah, I almost over overtaxed right there. We're good, though.
Alright, we gotta hold on to sleep.
Okay, so you could just do like a side flip.
You could just turn to the left and do a side flip and have the question the same thing.
I just get it.
Yeah, but like, you gotta do it earlier.
And more accurate here.
Like instantly, like get it outside.
Nice!
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
No, I'm not, I got you.
Oh no, I overcommit.
You, you, you.
I'm in that, I'm in that, I'm in that.
Close that, close that, nice.
Don't throw it away, don't throw it away.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. I'm waiting on a boost. I'm way back.
Good shot. That's a good shot. That's a good shot. We got three minutes to go. We're cooking.
I think we have time. I think I don't know. Hopefully we ain't got a four. All right.
Can we just stop scoring? Yeah. Let's just stop. Yeah, that's good. Don't even score. Let's hit it around.
Nice. Yeah. Let it flow. If we don't score, if nobody scores again, we're 100% good.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just let it bounce. Oh, yeah.
Yes. Yes. No, no, no scoring allowed for anything. And we'll get it in the in the nick of time.
I'm up there.
You, you, you, you, beautiful.
Just keep racing by, beautiful.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm just going to put it in their corner.
Oh yeah, I like that.
Right there.
Oh yeah.
Perfect.
Just keep the clock ticking, man.
Yes, sir.
Let me get that.
Yep, nope.
I'm missing a more of a cage.
We finally got more of a two here.
Pushi, how much time is it saying, man?
It has so many goals all in the blood.
That's true.
We should have been so good.
Oh, one minute, 20 seconds, you guys got a fourth.
Oh Lord, no.
We got a fourth.
We got a fourth, that's fine.
Wow.
Hey, we won that game.
Wait, there's no doubt about it.
We won that game though, like actually we did.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just so y'all goobers that we play, no,
we fourth finishers, we got bigger, better things
to go through, y'all didn't win.
You have 50 seconds, Jinks.
Okay, boom.
All right, we're going with top 32 team, man.
I mean, you might've had time to have been close though, it would have hit what I am.
We're gonna name our team top 32.
Yo, y'all are good.
Y'all got hit with ads, but it's gonna be fine.
Y'all are gonna be back like as soon as the tournament starts.
Y'all are good.
Don't worry.
Yeah, they're good.
They're gonna be back like as soon as it starts.
We're good here.
One, when they have the ball, like whenever you're challenging, don't like, don't flip
into the challenge don't leave yourself in a spot where you have to like rotate back
for like four seconds to help out again. Like try to like fake challenge to make them flip
it over you. Your story case?
Can I go to free play while we're waiting?
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, can you peek me real quick and see if I'm doing it right while I'm doing this?
Uh, let me get a chance.
See if I can get it more accurately.
I mean basically you just gotta arrow the end of it like once you do the cancel you gotta arrow to complete
the rotation like this it's closed but that is that close yeah so you see how you end up like
running on the wheels you gotta arrow the remainder of the rotation that's it oh really
You basically have it. Yeah, you basically have it at that point.
Wait, case, do it again?
Okay, yes.
So you're gonna air roll to finish it, got it.
To finish? Yeah, you almost did it.
Look, that's close right there if I can air roll it.
Like that, like that, like that, like that, what that is?
Yeah, you did it, you did it, yeah.
I mean, you can basically like a little fighter later on, but you did it, bro.
Yeah, basically.
Oh my god, you don't want to hit me!
What you, what you, at what rank do people know how to air roll like this?
Diamond?
Probably like, yeah, late diamond.
Speedflip?
Oh, speedflip?
There's some grandstands that can't do that properly.
Dude, it's like online, man.
Yeah, so you want to stay as centered as possible.
So, what I was saying, also guys, whenever you have, if you have a free ball, don't just hit it away.
Okay, we're seeing you to sit there unless it's like a really good fear that's gonna make them awkward
How do we sit on the ball and like make them have to work for it?
Always play to have possession
If you have no booze exactly
Like if we have no booze clogged that like clogged
If you have no booze just clear the ball yet you have booze to sit on it like this keep that much as possible
If you have full booze, why would you just roll the ball to them if you want them to happen
in case
The other thing is like, how does he, how does he, like, rotation, like, at like a solid level?
So, yeah, for like, communicating, like, let's say Kase is going first, he'll be like, I'll go, I'll go.
I mean, you just wait, you're literally just waiting for his play, and then if he lands,
you want to go next whenever he's safely recovered behind you.
Like, once you see that he's actually behind you in a safe spot, then you can go.
You shouldn't go and say he's recovered unless you have a free goal, right?
Okay, shut up. We'll never have an imp in it. That's my goal. Never leave it. Okay, and squishy should I
Okay, here's another
Should our cars
Yes, they should you should exactly yeah, so
You should cover opposite space from a case of covering you should cover opposite space from what you're covering to cover
50 seconds guys!
Okay, I got this one.
He says, he says really good fundamentals to be played in the second.
Like, you should play around him and his abilities because you're good in that two games.
But like, he obviously has like a really good ability to hang the ball on top.
So you should be supporting him and what he does there.
Okay. So should I be more of like, should I be more of like the um...
Not defensive but like slightly more passive maybe in a way and let him be like aggressive.
Yeah, I can do that.
Let them make plays and then wait for him to get back safely before you dive in
Case we're in first ever tournament win right now. We got it. Oh, this is a gold tournament. That's not as bad
When I'm at the back out of this, okay, we're good
That's not gonna happen again. Okay, that's not gonna happen. Yes
It's almost time
I'm trying to get a touch on me got there we go what it would be that would be that
Okay, he's got a door back here.
There's nothing.
Okay, it's good.
Beautiful.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yeah?
Can we get that on boost?
Yep.
I'm missing a few.
I got this one.
Beautiful save, Jinx.
I love it.
Come on!
You win!
I'm gonna miss it.
You win.
I'm missing, I'm missing.
That was kind of tough.
I missed it.
Wow, wow, this dude's throwing me off because he's so bad.
Good save, Jinxie.
Yep, yep, I'm off.
Nice!
Good job, Booth.
Throw a weird spot!
Let's go, baby!
Yeah!
That's it!
Way to beat him!
That is how we start this night at all!
Yes, sir!
That is how we start this not at all.
Yes sir.
Perfect trial, literally, like your supporting team so well.
Beautiful, what I'm trying to do.
Holy luck, shut up.
I'm gonna be behind you, you're no okay.
That's a good touch.
That might be in the net.
Oh my.
Yes, let's go.
I know Joe. He is like this. This is a chance to win, bro. Yes, it is. I'm right behind you.
Now, if we win this game, we have no chance.
Okay, you're gonna have a whole second.
Yeah, okay.
No, I mean, not keep the purse on him.
Yeah.
Yeah, get back, get back.
Back, back, back, back, back.
Am I gonna get a touch here?
We got it.
Nice case.
He's back.
That's you.
I went up too far.
You're good.
I cheated for the second bunch.
Yeah, I went up like that and yeah, it's okay to like
Yeah, whatever the balls cross our half
The touch good touch when I'm just sitting go good touch again
I'm gonna try to demo
Yeah
chillin you can test that I'll stay nice yep I'm on back line try to hit it again
yeah let's go here yep on that one we good we good
there's a back loose here oh yeah I need that got it I missed yep get that yeah
nice
we got it no that's fine
I said like you really that's good because I can just go again, I just literally just go again if you want
Yep
Get that JZ!
Yeah, I'm on it
Nice!
I'm gonna get the back please
Here you go, I'm behind you
Be nice!
Oh my god, oh my god
Ferio, hold on
Oh, we're gonna stay on it, we're gonna stay on it, we're gonna stay on it
Close, that's gotta get around it
Yeah, good move, good move
Nice, thanks
Yep
We're going back
I'm there, I'm so there, really good patience, I'm just waiting for a start, so good, no
eyebrows.
Oh, I tried to get a touch on that again though, jump on him, that's gonna drop, nice, that's
in there, I'm back let me grab that, minute left, minute left, yep, that's over him, no
Yeah, I did miss.
You got nowhere.
I'm gonna get you.
Yep.
Let's go.
You can clear.
I messed it up.
I'm nice.
Nice!
Yeah!
Nice, Case!
I got a floor.
Oh, yeah.
I
Okay, my god, yeah
Wow
You're looking elegant. You're looking elegant in the air. Oh, yeah, you know me floating
I
Play so good because it was so patient this game. I love
Yeah, I'm trying to get like it. Let's get so go
Yeah, let's you go so many times
Okay, don't be afraid to go like three times over sometimes it's fine. Yeah always
Well, because you're from the good on the ball.
Oh, they both make it to the next three good shot.
Baby, let's go, man.
Five to one is a dominant perform.
Yeah, this is what we need.
This is beautiful.
Why?
Wow.
All right, man.
We're locked into this tournament now.
There is no second chance.
We got to go to the ball.
We got to go right on behind you.
They do
Good touch
Nice case, love it
Let's go
What the hell is that?
Get me!
What's going on, really?
How do we love kids?
Like a well-oiled machine.
Beautiful.
Let's go.
Beautiful, man.
I'm behind you.
One more.
Let's go.
We're not top 32 anymore!
Top 32 no longer!
No longer!
No longer rematch. Hey guys, we're in the next round. We don't got time. We're on the bigger and better things. Yes, we're the tournament
Absolutely. I love this song. What's the song that goes?
Chat, do you think we can win this whole thing? I'm telling y'all there's a chance chat.
There's a chance dude
There is I'm just saying
Yes, I have no clue. I have music off. Is this the next match? Oh, it is. Yep. We're already in all right top 16
Now squishy semi-final is the best of three right?
No, okay their team name is you
Okay, really good
No tricks or even that stylish
Yeah, oh, I saw now you're good
All right, same the same idea. You guys got
You oh my god
Let's wait his phone turn that thing you got
Oh
I thought he was gonna hit it into me
That's trouble
I'm gonna try to not over in that case you can do whatever you want. I'm gonna try to be a supporting structure. Yeah. Oh my goodness
I got it. Let me get it. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, no, you're good. You're good. You're good. Don't worry. Are we got lucky?
We're still good. Come on. I'm in that. I'm in that.
We're good. That's all. That's all you get. Don't worry about that. We got those rebound.
I'm going so hard for you.
Yeah, that's helpful.
Backwards really good there.
God, I love it. That's a dead ball.
We gotta stay on this.
I'm going back.
I'm going to mad, Jaycee!
It's gonna stay for me, baby!
No, he's there. He's still there.
I had a shot on goal, QE, just to say.
I'm going back now.
That's all over
You got it open that's you
That's all you
Good one good one. Let's get this go back. We are
All right, all he cooked me not gonna lie.
We good though, he sold it.
I got the back piece.
I sold it to the side.
He's boosted up.
I'm in a bad spot there, none I could do there.
We good though.
That's actually some lucky, yeah, some lucky.
Yeah, I was in the worst one.
I was in a possible position of,
but you said I start getting a little more aggressive,
I would say.
Yeah, yeah, you could be more aggressive.
Sure, y'all look like I was in a position to say that.
I couldn't say that.
Okay, so I'm gonna try to get it for you.
Pop up.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness, I'm choking
Oh my goodness what
Almost you going behind him. Yeah
All right, okay, actually
Hi, guys, why are people saying real boys?
bro is everything just gonna drop in our friggin mat?
case you got it.
no I'm distraught at what I just saw there I cannot believe that does end with one.
that's unbelievable.
oh you got it.
Oh my god, I'm sorry, I didn't shoot it.
Cat behind you?
Over the wall.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
You suck, Jixi.
Appreciate that, Dragon.
Much love, dude.
Happy, happy, happy birthday, Jixi.
What?
You suck.
You suck, Jixi.
Appreciate that, Dragon.
Much love, dude.
Happy, happy, happy birthday, Jixi.
What?
You suck.
I just told the replay that was funny.
Yeah.
Okay.
You got it.
I'm so good.
Now we can still win this.
We can do this.
That's nice.
It's gonna go like right now.
If we forfeit, we play second for now.
Now?
That's not...
No, we need to go, we need to go quick.
You can win right here though.
We're gonna need a quick golden from kickoff goals, we can do this.
Okay.
Okay, so do you have a little bit of time?
No, we're coming back right now.
Nice.
Alright, we're coming back.
Kickoff goals to make this pop.
Yeah, we're coming back.
Yeah, lots of people are coming.
Come back would be legendary.
We come back right here all day.
No doubt I'm out.
I set up well, you just gotta finish.
Alright, case, you gotta dead it, okay?
Yup.
I'm gonna bury this.
Unfortunate.
Way to be there, though.
Hold on.
Let's get another go right now.
We see the quick holes.
Quick holes, quick holes.
What's happening down there?
You're though.
What over here?
Hey, case, you're gone!
You're gone!
They both went for me, you're gone!
What's going on?
What are they doing?
Chase!
Let's come back!
Chase!
What are they doing?
I don't know, but let's come back.
They went to double demo.
I don't know, but let's come back.
Three gold and seven U.
You guys are good.
Right, Chase.
Yup.
Hey, man, that's a good kickoff.
But we're still trying to bump you.
We're just trying to bump, yeah.
Hit it.
Double-saddle.
Strip laid out.
I'm gonna get you, miss, hit it, get hit.
Double side down, circle it out.
I'm gonna go up, look that side of you, I have a shot at you.
No, we get a down.
I have a shot, I have a shot.
My bad, I'm sorry.
I got a shot, I think, I think, no, no, you go.
Okay, sir, I'm serious.
Get down, Jesus!
Please, forbid!
If you get in here, please!
We need this!
We need to go for big, huh?
We got in there!
Get in!
How is this name allowed, Epic?
Yeah, they should be banned just because their name, not alive.
Oh my god, man.
This is so bad, man.
Don't worry about it.
You honestly?
I'm sorry. I gotta I gotta get off. You're good, bro. I'm not gonna lie. You get it. I've been at all 10 hours
That was a good attempt
Okay, like I'm down to do another tournament like whenever dude. Yeah, just let me know
All right, man have a beautiful night. Okay, sorry you can meet you too squishy
You know, you have to switch you have a beautiful night, baby. All right, boy. You have a good one
base
Man chat look we played better
That we have before
It's just tough man, you can't win them all you know what I mean chat you can't you can't win them all
You can't you can't win them all chat you you really can't
If you could win them all
You'd be
You'd be you know what I mean. I don't know
No, those guys were comp.
No, we was just playing bad right there, not gonna lie.
If we'd have been playing at the ability
that we were playing that first game,
we would have easily won that, like 100%.
But I don't know what happened
between that first game and that second game.
I don't know, bro, it was just different.
You know what I mean?
So I don't know.
No, you wouldn't have.
Shut up, loser!
Jinxie sold. No, no, he didn't. I sold. There was multiple things that I could have done.
There was multiple things that I could have done. Yo, Jinxie raided me. Yo, W Jinxie with
the Raidski right there. Oh my goodness. W Jinxie with the Raid. That's my boy right
there. W Raid man for real. That's my homie. W Jinxie for real. Shout out Squishy too man.
He was trying to coach us bro. Not gonna lie. Squishy raided too yo. W Squishy with the Raid
Man, appreciate you squishy too, bruh.
W Squishy and Zeke, see, that's the homies rock dirt.
Hey, that's the homies right there.
You know what I mean?
The homies!
Man.
I might play a couple, should I play a couple?
I might play just a couple just to get some gambling going.
Y'all do some gambling chat?
Let's do some gambling.
Y'all know y'all like that gamble action.
Might as well play a couple more, hone my skills in, JT with the five.
Thank you.
Man, we tried too, bro.
What should I do?
What should I do, chat?
I
Hate ones, bro. I hate ones bad
I'll run some one-day ones though. I don't even play once run a prediction
Run a prediction I literally
Like literally never play once this is about to be a disaster
Yo, W, Squishy, and GC for a raise too, I appreciate y'all, man.
I'm looking around like I got a teammate.
Ha, ha, I got a teammate!
Look at this goober right here, what's this goober gonna do?
This goober ain't gonna do nothing.
I'm awful at the game and deserve nothing good.
Wow, I am awful.
yo I am terrible we good though we're doing
No, not today, Buster.
No.
Not today, Buster.
Not on my watch again.
It wasn't Rocket League logo in the background.
this distracted me this game sucks I hate won't be one so bad won't be one
Suck
Look at this goober trying to get a cheat. No look at him get boom buddy
Yo TRP with the fire thank you
Yeah, no, I don't know who you think I am buddy. I don't know who you think I am thinking you're flying on me like that
You don't lost your mind!
That ain't good.
Dude, it's a Smurf.
Nah, this dude ain't a Smurf.
He's just a loser.
Look at this dude.
Dude sucks.
If he'd have caught me ten years ago,
ago he'd be going the floor's wrong right now
look how he plays the kickoff soon
once he wants to hide that I hate when he wants not because I need a teammate to
carry me but I just hate him
Unlucky bounce.
Unbelievably unlucky.
This dude has a luck hack or something. Why are you getting everything?
I ain't going for it. Watch this.
You're saying he sucks in a toe for? Oh, this dude sucks.
I just suck even worse. There's levels to suck in.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
Wait a dude!
Hey, give me some booze, bro!
That's a gold, Brody.
Yo, if you don't quit bumping me, you filthy loser.
Get your hands off of me, bruh.
That's gonna be clipped out of context now, but it's true though.
There's levels to suck it.
Like there is.
Camry with the TN. Thank you.
Chat, tell me, tell me I'm not. Tell me I'm wrong though. There he is.
You ought to tell us here that.
That's a horrible touch.
Just go in.
I ain't got that effort to try to say that.
I'm not forfeit, neither. I'm gonna waste as much as do time as possible.
Play 2v2. Oh yeah, I'm 100% playing 2v2.
I mean, big dog.
I mean, big dog. Could you be any more lucky with these touches?
I almost hit that in my own goal, oh my goodness, what am I doing?
Watch this chat.
Watch this.
You see that?
Look at that touch.
Look at that touch right there, I'm coming back.
I'm coming back. What I did was gave this dude false confidence and now I'm gonna come
all the way back on him in one minute flat. I timed that perfectly to be exactly one minute.
Watch I'm coming back on him watch me
What happened to the turning what you think happened buddy how dare you ask that
That's all that matters.
Hey, we ain't never playing another 1v1 again.
You got me messed up.
I ain't never playing another 1v1 again.
You must get that out of my face.
another prediction we're good if if now look here you may say cap to this but
if I would have been locked in right there I probably could have ten of them
go for bud oh lord he didn't boost for it at all oh lord oh lord I missed the
wall touch too. Oh! Oh! Good shot buddy! That's all they said! What the? This filthy loser
There's so much news!
Pal, buddy, oh pal, what's going on?
Oh buddy, oh pal!
I fear I'm not there, dude, I'm so sorry.
That's all right.
That's okay.
Like I say before, and I'll say it again, I like being down 0 to 1.
My teammate just died, but we got this.
Now the question is, who is we?
You better be there, teammate.
What a catch!
Watch!
What I said!
GMA Falcon!
Look at him!
He's sick of my stomach!
Let's go!
Oh my goodness, he's frying him!
Yo bro is cooking right now.
Oh my goodness he's cooking.
Come on.
Oh, oh.
That's fine.
That's my fault.
That's my fault. That's a good touch either way though.
Lock the enchantment. We got this.
Oh yeah!
Beautiful.
I tried. I tried.
Oh, no, he hit me.
Be back, be back!
Oh, yeah, let's go!
You what?!
Oh, the doubters are about to be cronin'!
Yo, doubters, you can thank this guy for losing your points,
because he's cookin' him.
Oh yeah he's carrying me. You act like I'm ashamed to admit that. A good teammate will
admit when they got carried. I am man enough to admit it. I do not have an ego. This dude
is carrying the team right now. Normalize being man enough to admit you're getting carried.
Yes, this dude is carrying me. And I'm not ashamed of it. What am I going to have an
you go and say he's not carrying bro is carrying you ain't no insult oh nice nice
any boost if I hit this oh my goodness if I would have hit that
nice shot
beautiful wait what happened oh he just finished oh man yeah party enough with
this dude you got me messed up we're going to win streak
I over-judged it.
That might be trouble for him.
That's you.
I'm gonna shot.
I'm back.
No, sir!
Nice.
Beautiful.
Nice.
Nope. Nope. Yup. Yup. Oh, it's looking weird in there.
I got me one.
Good stuff, teammate.
Yo, keep this dude in my lobby.
Let's go again.
Bro's name is backup plan. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We got this. We got this. Was the payout good?
It was 61% on no. Oh you love to see it. There's another prediction. Yo doubters, I don't know
What y'all think this is y'all getting hustle?
That's a little weird
I'm awful at the game. I need you we lost my bad
That's on me
Wait a minute, just wait a minute. I'm gonna get it back
Watch
Told y'all like being down. Oh, I don't know how many times I tell y'all chat. I like being down
That's a goal. That's a goal.
That's all you buddy. That's a goal.
It is what it is. That's fine.
Chat, do not fret. Everything going BI.
People seem to get really scared when the opponent team scores a goal in Rocket League.
I'm here to let y'all know.
It's not that big of a deal, okay? We can get it back.
We can get it back.
Oh yeah. That might be trouble, teammate. I need you. Beautiful touch, team!
Wow that is a magnificent shot I'm sorry I wasn't there I had to go for boost though.
Woo!
Ah!
Thank you.
What have I done?
Nice one.
That's weird.
We back, baby.
Yo spicy booty juice with the five gift it. Thank you. Oh
Lord
Get it that time
Bump them up. They're not there
They are not there. Oh
Oh my goodness, I thought I had more boost than I did.
Uh oh.
It's gonna!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
That's the shot of my life!
Oh, I thought he was going to hit it, see?
You see how I flew right there?
I could have hit the ball, but I thought he was going to hit it, so I jumped.
Trying to determine if he was going to hit it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you'll jump to assume that they hit it, so you're jumping and flying to where you
assume that the ball is going to go after they hit it, if that makes sense, I'm not
there.
We're good.
They missed, we're good.
You got there, you got there?
Good clear.
Come on, Nick.
We're good. They missed. We're good.
You got there? You got there?
Get clear!
I'm on that!
We almost!
Come through, come through!
Oh lord, I'm late agr.
I have no boost.
There's trouble!
What a save!
Oh my god.
I tossed it though.
Big one!
I'm peeking! Oh my goodness! I'm accidentally peeking!
Yeah!
No, that's a sport. There's nothing you can do about that. That's unbelievably unlucky.
That is unbelievably unlucky right there.
Don't want him behind you!
Uh oh.
Be there.
Way to be there, dude.
Uh oh. There might be trouble. Never trouble!
We good. We good. We good. We good. We good. We good.
Oh, no. You missed. That was the last chance. That's in there.
Get ready to lose your tower points again!
Let's go team 8 run another one what is that
That looks kind of clean. That
is something crazy.
That looks like that was
something crazy.
Oh, now the prediction is
switching up. Now it's majority
on yes. Y'all are so fake.
y'all they're actually so fake chat that's crazy now that we want to in a
row now all of a sudden y'all want to go yes majority
why is it awkward in here there's like no sounds why is it so quiet
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, way into the fans back there
What a beautiful touch if I've ever seen one if I've ever seen one I have no
boost what a beautiful what a beautiful save that has some power behind it oh
Oh man!
That's my fault right there? Yeah, that is my fault.
Full responsibility for that one.
But it's okay, because I touched it.
I'm just gonna get off me.
That's my boost buddy!
Let's go!
Yeah, what's going on?
Me and monkey cooking!
Oh man!
That's you monkey!
Oh my goodness!
That's got some mustard on it!
Oh, that's weird.
Big touch!
Oh, man, I was going to have a good one there, too.
I was predicting that he was going to hit it into me.
You know what I mean?
That may sound like Kobe, but on everything, I love it's not.
Oh, that's a beauty.
I miss, I miss, I miss.
Good one.
If I had booms, I pinched it!
Let me get that bad booms!
No!
the
you
I'm the greatest that probably ever lived in the platinum division oh my goodness oh my goodness
Oh man if can a man get a boost can your boy get some boost
Oh my god, there's more game, let's go!
Oh, second buzzer, beta!
Oh my goodness!
Dude, he caught it!
Oh, man!
Oh my goodness, brah!
We go again.
Yo!
What, man?
Bro called it last second, dude.
I thought we was going to OT.
How much am I to pass out?
I'm going to pass out, I'm going to pass out, I'm going to pass out, I'm going to pass
out.
I should have been yelling.
I got to yell. I got too old for that. I can't be doing that anymore.
I got to yell like that. Chat my heart, my heart about to explode in my chest.
Why is it so quiet in here? Can we get some music going? Hello?
This is awkward.
Hello?
There we go. We got a little background. I'll be honest.
It's still searching
Adam yeah, you know monkey send me a friend request. I'll get that after stream
Chat the doubters are in shambles right now
Chat the doubters are in absolute shambles the doubters have lost three in a row
No joke
Should I cancel this and re-cue? Never mind, we're good.
We're good. Let's go. Lock in.
I'm behind you, monkey!
I wish you wouldn't have done that. Not monkey, but that guy.
I rear-ended it! He ain't got no win-sir if he got rear-ended!
I'm awful. Good touch, monkey.
In.
Beauty.
Be there, monkey, be there!
Be there for me, monkey!
should I retire them monkey you might need to be retired not gonna lie
look at that clear y'all see that
that have been so dirty. I am a house. Monkey, I hope you're back. With everything within
me, I hope you're back. You were. Yo, I deserve to be spanked with a spike paddle in public
while wearing a dog leash. That is absolutely disgusting. Why I just did right there. I cannot
believe I just messed up that bad. I mean it wasn't like catastrophic but skill
it was not good.
There we go. That might be good for us.
I'm behind you.
I'm gonna kill something up, I'm gonna kill something up, check it out, watch this.
Let me cook something up, let me cook something up chat, watch this, let me cook something
up, watch this I'm cooking something, do you believe that I'm cooking, I'm cooking, did
you see what could have been, the flashes of what could have been, oh monkey I came
believe what you've done I can't believe what I've done wait a minute wait a
minute I'm nasty
yo what these goobers doing
why does goober just sit in the goal once you grow up
Oh, I'm there!
I'm not there, though.
Good one, Markey!
Trunk game!
Wait a minute, wait a minute Chad I might be back
Clear
Dolores
That's not this item, we still have one left though, we still have one, how am I about
to have a harder time?
I don't have to walk all this stream, I need to retire, I need to retire, I need some drugs
or something because I'm about to have a hard time.
Oh, this Hootman Holler, like I'm 15 years old, I'm a grown man out here hooting, hooting
and holler
what have I done
I'm not locked right now am I locked?
go for it monkey
monkey please be there
I didn't mean to, monkey!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOO!
That's all I, I ain't worried about it.
Pay up these disgusting doubters, man.
Don't you just hate it when the doubters get paid up?
Don't you just hate it?
Hold on.
Hold on. Should I go one more chat?
You guys do another one.
One more.
Boys, you almost missed me about the known game.
I don't know if he wants to play tonight or tomorrow or Sunday or something.
I just, I messaged him back.
I'm not there no monkey that dude sucks
Monkey!
We back.
Chat, I'm sweating. I don't know what it is, but Rocket League makes me sweat, bro.
I really don't know what it is. Rocket League be making me sweat.
That was the worst touch of my life.
My bad somebody in the chat just said wait for us and ads you can't pause it
You know if I give my rotation back back on point I'm telling you
You really gonna steal my boots like that, bro
Oh Lord
Are we lagging?
Do you have to stream lagging?
Nope.
Can't we win this?
Oh man, that's tough.
Wait a minute, Mokski!
It's still up!
What a save!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, come on.
Oh yeah, they in trouble.
I'm horrible dude.
If I could get that back chat I'm telling y'all it would be over for the competition.
Monkey I'm sorry I wasn't there.
I'm not there either I'm there though the doubters got to be
Come on in!
Yeah, me and boys gonna play the known game tomorrow chat, I think.
Maybe a GCN skit's gonna play 2-0.
Good one.
We're good, we're good.
What a beautiful shot from monkey.
Yo ban this goober.
Goober? What does Goober just say? This Goober just said play poppy play time. Big dog. How
did you miss it yesterday? That was like the super how do I miss that? That might be a
all this monkey says it. Yes he did. Monkey talking. Monkey! We're going till we lose
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Pay up the believers again, buddy. Let me tell you right now. Let me tell you right here
right now is it is an absolute disgusting, horrifically bad day to be a doubter. Let
me tell you all that chat right now. Let me just tell you right now. It is a horrific
day to be a doubter. Unless you gambled on the tournament. Smoke with the five.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Dude, if I would have done that, I actually would have shut my stream off. I'm not even joking.
I'm actually not even joking if I would have hit that out of shut my stream off.
I legitimately, I don't know what I would do with myself. I'm gonna hit that. I actually don't know what I would have done with myself.
Oh my goodness, the flip reset. Did you see that? Oh my goodness, dude.
I would have actually shut the stream off.
Oh my goodness.
Dog.
It's just gonna be very good. So I'll send you one more.
You touch.
You touch Markey!
Let's tough on him.
Is he gonna play Poppy play?
wait a minute there's no way people actually are saying that not trolling right wait there's no way
i hate that i hate that so bad
that's just so unfortunate that's unfortunate i was expecting bro to miss it
Who was there yesterday when we played Poppy Playtime?
No way you missed it.
Oh, that's in the net.
I broke down he hit something crazy!
No!
God, what, monkey?
me a monkey might not ever lose no joke
unfortunate oh super unfortunate
we're good though
I got a book.
We good.
Oh yeah, finish that.
Finish it, monkey!
Darcy with the fire!
Go for a monkey, I'm behind you!
Oh, Lord.
Oh.
No boost. No boost, no boost, monkey, that's all you!
Oh, Lord, I'm in no man's land!
We're back to that. We're back. Oh, yeah! Weird touch. You're safe. You're tapped.
Uh oh.
Yo, I am in the biggest no man's land ever. When you're in no man's land and Rocket League gets the most miserable thing ever.
Oh my goodness, dude. Oh my goodness, it's miserable.
Oh, that's easy, buddy. What you talking about?
Okay, y'all know how it is when playing Wackley to be in No Man's Land, bro, it sucks.
Just in the wrong spot at all time.
And that's what I've been this game.
Like look at that!
Just do it, I'm just hanging back, I'm just making sure nothing bad happens at this point.
Golly, cunt.
Like look at this, I'm gonna save this guarantee. Watch.
I almost get him. Oh my goodness, he got into a weird spot.
Do your thing, Mugski!
Go!
Yo, this is the worst game of Rocket League I've ever played.
Oh my goodness, nothing is happening.
That is good.
Until now.
Look at that pass.
Oh my goodness, look at that pass.
There we go. I got a decent touch finally.
Let me get that assist.
Where's my assist at?
How did that go give me an assist for that?
Monkey cooking, he got four goals.
see how easy I was in front of it just to make sure nothing bad happened you see
that I can guarantee you're not sworn to go here all me now I'm joking that was
Let's go! We're still winning!
Cue another one!
Pay up the believers again, bro.
Oh my goodness.
The believers are getting absolutely
torched, bro.
I'm talkin' torched!
The next one's a loss in your wildest dreams, buddy.
Hey. Hey.
In your wildest dreams it is.
all this dreams it is. This next one is not a loss. Going. Oh yeah, look at that, look
get that right there
blew him up we're good
Oh
There might be trouble
We're good
I am putrid and disgusting. I thought that was gonna hit the ceiling
Wait a minute monkey
Oh, I barely touched it that's trouble though
Yes
Uh oh. Yeah, you thought you was going to demo me, you filthy loser. I don't know who you think you are. You really thought you was going to demo me? Never in your wildest dreams, bud. Don't you ever try it again, either.
You see that? Get that out of here!
We take those all day.
crazy. We take those. That was not planned. But we take them. No, move someone back. Is
a goal. No it's not. Decent touch, could have been a whole lot better. That's a goal, no
it ain't. Good touch, monkey. Good save!
I'm not there.
That's trouble for him.
That's trouble for me.
Uh-oh.
Where to be there where to be there we there we there
Oh, yeah!
No!
Check it, you imagine.
I don't know what happened, but great shot!
What happened after I was gone?
Oh, just easy money.
Oh, yeah!
Yeah.
Go for it.
I
Can't believe I missed it. I can't believe I missed it. I can't believe it. What did I do?
Well, I do just messed up his own goals. You see that what's wrong doing finish that month. I got it. We're good
Shout I don't know if we ever gonna lose
This on real
You know what I mean?
Ooh, I'm not mad at that toy, so that's gotta clean, huh?
We're good we really shat with 3-0 we're good do not sweat
Oh man that was a good touch that might have been a goal just straight into this!
Yeah
GG why
Bro said GG K so appreciate that Y GG
Even though you tried to demo me a minute ago we could oh
We running another one we're going to we lose monkey let's go
Pay them up again
Should we get an inventory showcase? Yeah I can show it after
after we lose. Tell me monkey
ain't cooking. Monkey said I
gotta eat it, work it, eat
tomorrow but we can keep
going. Yo monkey, we go till
we lose and I'm gonna send you
a friend request after. Yo
SPD with the hundred gifted
subs. Yo, give me some W's for
SPD with the hundred gifted
Oh my goodness
Wspd for real with the hundred gift and Lord have mercy
Presate that for real. Thank you Wspd actually thank you for a hundred gift. That's wild
What is this? What is this?
What does it happen?
We're good.
Somebody said it must have been a win, sure it's a win, sure it's a win, sure it's a win.
True.
Ah!
Fucking monkey drug him!
Let me lock in.
what is happening? What are they doing? It's like they're not putting any power behind the ball chat. You know what I mean?
That's that that that that
What are they doing?
That is the most unlucky, disgusting thing I've ever seen. They didn't finish it. Oh my goodness.
Good one. Did you see that? I missed it, monkey. Oh my goodness, I'm sorry. Big Clip!
Let's go.
Be queer monkey.
Let's go.
Be clear, monkey. Let's go.
I can't believe I just missed that. Did you see that?
Good clear. We're good though. Don't worry.
That's an internet.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry. I tried to finish my own goal. I rushed myself. Chad, I rushed myself. I'm
Awful. Good shot, though.
We're still up once, and we ain't got nothing to worry about right now.
Oh, yeah!
Be touch, be touch, be touch, be touch!
Monkey, why would you?
It's okay.
How did I do that?
Go ahead, monkey, go!
Oh my goodness, he just got from there!
So bad!
Monkey!
Yes!
Yeah, we're going to we lose, but we just ain't losing Oh, yeah, let me not just go
Jesus though this is still loseable.
Not gonna lie monkey you lowkey wrong for steven at but it's all good bro K.S. me
That was clean now, huh?
Another one.
Pay him again!
We go till we lose, fuck you, let's go!
Oh, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Chat, tell me that inspirational right now.
Type 1 if it's inspirational.
Where am I?
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
The vibes are off in here. Yeah, the vibes are off. It's over, DJ. Yeah, DJ. It's come
to an end. Yeah, the vibes are immediately off. The vibes are immediately off. That's
on will. Oh no. Oh no. Oh yes. Oh yes. Don't worry.
Don't worry, it's a tie ball game, Chad.
Chad, it's a tie ball game.
One, one, we're good.
I can't believe what I've done, I can't believe what's happened.
I demoed him.
I demoed him now.
That that's unbelievable.
That that's unbelievable. I can't believe that.
We're good.
Oh lord.
save it a night chat save it a night bro save on a night
Let's struggle for him.
That was actually tough.
Oh, I'm trying to get a deflection.
Good try, monkey.
Good try.
Yo, man, what the fuck are you thinking?
all good all good we're only down to we get back from worse if he wouldn't
That's half of that second time I've cleared it, it's fine now.
That's a man, let's go.
Just one more.
One more.
Good touch, monkey!
Oh, man.
I'm there!
We're good. Don't worry. Oh, we're not good. I thought I had more boots than I did.
Come on, can you finish that?
Monkey, let's go, baby, let's go!
Did you see the pass?
Look at that on a silver platter, man!
That is the most unlucky, disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Oh my goodness, monkey go.
I don't have any boost.
Monkey you're the goat, I cannot believe it.
Oh my goodness monkey, what a shot baby!
He just beat him, he just beat him.
Straight up beat him, just like Chris Redfield beats me every night with a belt.
Unfortunate.
Let's go.
Monkey you're beautiful but I'm sorry.
I wasn't there.
I am there now.
You're there.
I just want y'all to let this sink in.
We were down 3-0.
We were down 3-0, chat.
I thought it was finally going to come doing in.
Keep playing.
We're good.
We're going till we lose.
Over him.
Oh, it was three to one, three to one, yeah, three to one.
Look at monkey just cooking that one dude's AMK,
what a shot for monkey.
That one dude in the goal just gave up,
looked at him, he's sad.
Oh my goodness chap this is actually unreal like this is like unreal not unrocket league
no joke oh yeah that's just in there I mean come on
I mean, I mean, come on.
They're just out of it.
I don't know why they didn't forfeit it with Rose AFK.
Rose AFK, they ain't forfeited.
Chat, I don't know how big this win streak is going to go.
How much of a win streak is it right now?
Is it four in a row?
Three or four in a row?
The streak stays alive, the streak stays alive, let's go monkey, I know you gotta work at
eight in the morning, but we just go to we lose. You feel me? We're good.
Godly. I'm flat too.
So I am actually, actually cooking like beyond belief. We are cooking.
Fall three with the fire!
Big touch!
OH YEAH MONSTERS AND HIS WIDE OPEN BABY!
game's over GG but it was a good run
I thought that was in there
that's all their side go monkey go
We are not out of the catch.
I don't even know what happened, what happened?
Oh bro, oh gold.
I'm right behind you monkey.
I hate that.
touch of the night. That would have been so dirty. Get in there.
Monkey, finish it!
Yeah, it should have been me that got the touch there because I would have
cleared it to all the way to their side. Yeah. It's all good though. It's all good.
I'm gonna finish that right now.
My bad.
No!
We got to put in your time, don't worry, we came back from worse.
That might be in the net.
Come on, monkey!
I'm horrible.
I'm awful.
That is completely my fault right there.
I was not expecting that bounce.
My bad.
We're good though.
We're only down two.
I wasn't expecting that bounce.
That's my fault.
Oh my goodness.
Got it back, got it back.
My goodness!
Got it back! Got it back!
No!
I destroyed him.
I destroyed him so bad!
What just happened?
Chat, we have plenty of time, do not worry.
Chat, we have plenty of time, actually.
And I...
That is the most stupid thing I've ever seen!
Are you kidding me?
We're coming back.
It's not working on the back.
Oh yeah, good flick.
That's it on that monkey, go!
let's go nice shot beautiful beautiful that flick was nasty we're only down to
with two minutes and 17 seconds left Chad this is so winnable like it's so
No winnable, tell me it's not.
It's on their side.
That's straightening, my old matey.
I missed, go!
No way.
Good touch, monkey.
Finish that monkey!
Monkey, you're cooking!
Oh, that's way off though.
What has happened to my ability?
Let's go!
This is our moment.
Let's go!
Monkey, that's over the middle.
I couldn't get it done. We lost. This game's on me. This game's on me. GG. It was meant
to be chat it was meant to be
yeah they're everywhere oh my goodness they are everywhere I have no boost yet
give me out of this game
oh yeah release me from this nightmare oh my goodness just perma no man's land
No boost to do nothing get me out
Winnable winnable
Winnable
Winnable we have half a second left we have half a second
GG monkey not gonna allow your monkey. I'ma send you a fair request. That was a
crazy like we lost two games out of like 10. No joke we was good. That last game
was the most miserable, unfun experience I've ever had in Rocket League. That was
bad. I literally was never in position to do nothing there. That was great though.
W monkey for real monkey actually just cooked
godly monkey goaded for real
monkey goaded chat
let me see if I can send my friend a request
how do you see who's in your lobby?
how do you even see who's in your lobby chat?
How do I see a bro with front request?
Oh, monkey, right there.
Add his epic friend.
Yo, I sent you one monkey, GGs.
Chat bro deserves the friend, the ad right there.
No joke, bro deserves the ad.
Bro was actually cooking.
Let me see if you added me.
Yeah, he added me.
GGs monkey! That was fun. Chat rocket league's fun. I'm not gonna lie. Chat, tell
me rocket league ain't fun. Rocket league fun for real. That was actually tough.
We was cooking. We was cooking.
Chad, I'm telling y'all it's so intense dude. It just, you just be sweating bro.
Part three with the five. Thank you. You just be sweating.
Yo happy birthday Rena. Thank you Chad. Tell Rena happy birthday. Happy birthday Rena. Thank you.
Check the payout.
Look who it is.
Three of the biggest insider trader people.
You notice how cloudy didn't even vote either way.
So, there's something going on.
There is something going on.
Chad, do you think there's some insider trade in going?
I think there might be some insider trade in going.
No joke ski for real ski.
Up in here ski.
Right, I think there is.
know what time it is though. Hey, chat. You should already know what time it is.
Spooky time. Good news, there's another Granny Light game out. We played a good
Granny Light game the other day. I saw another one on Steam and it's got pretty
good reviews and it's based on Jeff the Killer. Yeah, I remember that Jeff the
killer granny like that we played a few months ago that was mid this one looks
like it's good though we got a granny like slash Jeff the killer game it's
called Jeff the Skinner look at it it could have potential
chat it could have potential it's a granny like and you know granny granny
likes are absolutely goaded. I'm sweating chat you sweating type what I'm sweating I'm sweating right now actually I'm sweating.
Oh yeah that's gonna be cinema. Oh yeah that's gonna be cinema. You best get you a
I'm gonna fight the old Jack!
Cause he's spooky!
Let me give me some more ice my drink real quick hold up.
I don't know what it is by Rodgerly, I'm just be sweating.
Making me some more game or something to discount cocaine.
So, oh yeah, this is what I've been meaning to show y'all.
At usecheeky.com, the goat iron mouse
officially has her own bar.
That thing is hard.
It's called Squeaky Queen.
That's the goat right there.
Head on over to usecheeky.com
and pick you up.
We done collab with Iron Mouse.
kick you up a box today. What's your shirt say?
I got this in fan mail like two years ago.
It's been in the rotation ever since.
Chad, what flavor should I do? Should I do my mom's, uh, Gamer Sultz flavor?
I'm gonna do my mom's, I think.
I'm gonna do my mom's mom, mama, cases, peach tea action. I'm gonna do a scoop of the energy
and I'm gonna do a scoop of the uh, uh, uh, uh, and I'm gonna do a, that's aura chat. My mom got her own
Gamer Sultz flavor. Tell me that ain't aura. Parker with the five. Thank you.
You can get it you can get you some it's on game or something.
I'm going to do a scoop I'm going to do a healthy scoop look at this anybody that uses powders
like whether it be protein powder or creatine or whatever it may be knows you don't level
it off let level it off at the top of the scoop you get a big you get a big scoop it's
Look at that scoopage right there.
It goes over the top.
Look up.
That's one of the energy right there.
And I'm going to do one of the non-energy.
And you know what I'm going to fill it up with?
Tap water, because I'm a disgusting fiend.
Parker with another 10.
Thank you.
And then here's another one.
Another one.
Y'all act like y'all drink in tap water, bro.
That's actually insane.
Y'all legitimately act like y'all are above drinking tap water.
That's wild.
No joke.
That's wild.
Actually, there is no way you're above drink above drinking tap water.
It's called being a versatile human being.
versatile human beings can drink bottled water or tap it's good to have
that in the arsenal it's just another skill no matter what situation you're
in if it's if there's no bottled water guess what you drink a tap water
matter of fact you're lucky to even have water there's people in this world
that ain't got no water so you better drink that tap water buddy you hear me
Two scoops. Two scoops. And then I go fill it up with some tap water straight out the bathroom sink.
What you talking about, boy?
That's what my mom always told me, man.
My mom always told me, man, she said, hey, boy, you better finish eating your food.
There's kids in this world that ain't got no food.
I said, okay, mom, I'm gonna eat it.
That's what they'd always say, I remember being a kid, I used to be like, I don't want
to finish my green beans.
They get mad.
Hey, there's kids in this world that ain't got no food, you better eat it.
Yes ma'am, I will.
Anybody else parents do that growing up chat?
No Joe, that was a common thing.
I know that's not it.
I know airbond, I know a lot of people do that.
And then you shake it.
Oh, look at that muscle right there.
Oh my goodness, that's insane.
Yeah, that's actually why whoa
You see that
Lock in it's a granny like time
Yes, it is
Good night case I would stay up, but I value my sleep
Well, you don't look like you value your twitch account because you're man. See you bud
You appreciate that Charles W. Charles, man
Did you ever drink hose water in the yard? Oh, dude being a kid being outside playing with your friends outside
The best water you would ever drink is hose water out of the green water hose in the backyard. It was the coldest thing ever
Back then
That was the good old days back in them days. You just a kid running around you have no responsibilities
You didn't care about nothing.
All you was cared about is my friends coming over
at the school.
We gonna play outside.
We gonna drink some water out the water hose
in the backyard, back in the day.
But then days are gone, life goes on.
Lock in.
Name of this game is Jeff the Skinner.
It looked like a granny like from the Steam page.
So it might be a granny like.
I'm pretty sure it's a granny like.
You can only go 19, 20, about 10, 80.
You gotta be fisting me up in here.
There ain't no way.
I'm turning motion blur off
cause y'all nerds don't like motion blur.
I'm a pre-thought of sensitivity.
I'm gonna go like right here with it.
Boom, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
We back.
Yo, Chad, have y'all seen this thing
where the entirety of Resident Evil 9 got,
got leaked. It's ruined. I can't believe it.
Have y'all seen that? I actually can't believe it.
I can't believe a game that is that big had it leaked like that.
That's actually unreal. There was full playthroughs going up in
my comments sections and stuff.
Yeah, it's bad.
I didn't spoil it for myself, but a lot of people, a lot of people's gotten spoiled on
it because what happens is when they send out the game to like distributors and stuff,
like whoever works there will get it and then they'll go home and play it and record and
upload it.
Just took a massive dookie with the five gifted.
You better stream Resident Evil 9, I am not streaming Resident Evil 9, that is not a stream
game.
considering recording it though I might lock in. Are you locked in? Are you?
Do it? I told you yesterday I'm not in stream and resume. That is not a stream experience. That is a
wholesome one-on-one with Leon Kennedy's butt cheeks experience. I'm going easy, man.
I
Gotta go easy boat. This is actually a granny like and their seeds too. They got he would adds should I wait on?
Chat should I wait on them bro?
No, forget y'all. I'm going. We're starting on easy mode.
Wait a minute. Jeff is a little slower. Jeff doesn't set traps.
Knockout from a dart gun is longer. Dart gun ammo responds faster. You have five days to survive.
Chat with every granny like that we play. We start on easy mode.
Walk in
Tell them I waited on it
Why does this look so clean oh my goodness
Yo, why does this look so clean hello
Yo.
Chad, is this not kind of crazy?
It's actually a true granny like too.
No way.
You started a bedroom.
You know what this low key reminds me of?
This reminds me of the granny.
What was that noise?
Something's wrong.
You're nearby.
You won't hear me.
I can feel it in my bones.
First off, why am I in Jeff the Killer's house?
First off, Jeff, this has potential to be a really good granny light, no joke, it really
does.
doesn't come in this room off rip right bro I can hear him walking stitched pillow I need
something sharp to tear this okay so remember we need something to open the the pillow what
is this a vase I'm assuming we use that to distract them oh this is the lore this is
the lore if you're just tuning in this is a granny like Jeff the killer game so are you
awake. Okay, that's where I don't want to read that. That's actually weird. No, I
can't read that. That's actually nasty. That's creeping me out. No, I can't read
that. No, that's weird. I can't do that. Y'all read this real quick, though. I'm
gonna I'm gonna read it with y'all. But that's that's creepy. That's weird. Are
you awake? You must be confused. I'm sorry for leaving you alone, but I had to
take care of something important. There's always so much to do around here. I know you're scared,
it's natural, the fear, the silence, it feels heavy, doesn't it? I understand that feeling very
well. When they mocked me, hurt me, and when I begged them to stop, they only smiled wider.
They made me feel like I was nothing. But I learned something beautiful. Skin hides so many
secrets. When I peel it away, I see what's real. I see what they truly are underneath. So that's
That's why the game is called Jeff the Skinner.
So he was bullied so now he skins people.
Okay, got it.
Did I do something to you to deserve to be in your house like this?
Because what?
Don't take it personally, you just remind me of them.
Oh, that's you.
Okay, so I didn't do nothing, I just remind you of them.
The ones who thought their cruelty would go unpunished and that's why you're special.
When I return, we'll finish what they started properly this time with care, with pain.
Now I must go, there's still work to be done, so please don't try anything stupid because
you can't.
Now close your eyes, go to sleep, Jeff.
Yeah, fully in is bad.
So I'm gonna start keeping people that didn't do nothing to me in my house and skinning
them alive.
Okay, Jeff.
Wait, there's a mirror.
Can I break this?
I know you are nearby.
Am I the first person he's kidnapped?
They always think silence helps.
How do I get out of this? Can I just open the door?
Locked with a key.
Is the vase...
Stuck. Tick-tock.
When I can move this, we need bolt cutters or something for this.
So I'm assuming that right now, the key to this door to get out of here, this is just
light granny.
It's probably in this vase.
Or is it in here?
I don't know what to do with this.
Let's see if it's in here.
No, you can't because I wasn't breathing right there.
So maybe he can't get in this room when it's locked.
But the question is, how would I get out of this room?
Okay. All right. Lock hands. Yeah, we're good. You can hide under tables. That's clutch.
Maybe the knife? You mean to tell me I can't use that knife? No way. How do I get out of here?
Oh, I know what to do!
Why does that not break that?
The pillow's glowing red.
Yeah, we have to use something sharp.
My life's just flickered.
have to use something sharp to cut open the pillow and I'm assuming we're gonna
need to break this mirror to get like a piece of glass to cut it so I need to
figure out how to break the mirror. There's no vase shards either let's just
look around chat relax we're not in danger right now directly why did his
voice go high pitch right there did you hear that
we're gonna figure this out the smarter granny likes
Jeff, just let me out of here.
Jeff!
I don't even do nothing to you, man.
Am I missing something in this room?
Maybe I need the vase or something.
Do I need to reset?
But I doubt they would make it where you just get stuck in the opening room.
I don't think that would happen.
They always think silence helps.
I'm not being quiet, Jeff!
Use the fan, bro, you can't.
You think I haven't tried it?
That was him.
The mirrors breaking keep doing it, is it?
I can hear you breathing.
Wait, how do I get out of this first room?
If it's this difficult to get out of this first room,
we ain't never escaping Jeff's house.
Like never.
Maybe I need to reset.
They wouldn't let you get soft lock like that, though, would they?
that though, would they? They wouldn't let that happen.
Reset it.
throw the can at the fan, do you think that would have done something?
yeah that was a bad seed
Okay, there's no way you reset my sensitivity, how dare you.
Okay, so the vase is still here.
Oh my goodness, what is this seed?
You ought to be hit me.
I can feel it in my face.
Yes, yes, yes.
Chad, these were not in here at first, were they?
Oh no. Oh no, I can't move him back up.
You are near me. I can feel as if my bones...
Oh my goodness, I got him back. We're good.
This is fun.
Oh my god!
are you kidding me? Why does it reset the sensitivity? There's no way. He put concrete.
just no way. So there has to be another way out of this room in chat, but how?
Oh, look like some dude dude. Wait, actually, how do you break the mirror? I don't
understand. You can't take the knife. Oh, there's a brick here
this time.
What?
Oh, progress.
progress is being made. Look at this.
Wait, wait.
Okay, leave this in here.
Okay, so we've learned multiple things. We've learned how to get out of this room,
room. And we've also learned that if you die like that, he
concretes that escape. So there's only one escape now.
Yeah, it's way too dark. Are you kidding?
Jeff, I thought I was on easy mode. I thought you didn't set
traps on easy mode.
Jeff, are you kidding?
What is this?
A key?
A bone key.
I'm not sure.
Wire cutters?
Okay.
There's multiple items in this little bathroom right here.
That requires a wooden plank.
This really is Grand Ui car.
Chat vase sensor, car radiator.
Oh my goodness, this house is huge.
GG.
I just heard a noise.
What was that noise?
CV remote?
Okay.
I'm just looking around to get a bearing on my surroundings here.
I'm nervous.
I don't know where he's at.
I haven't heard him in a minute.
Nothing in there.
We're good.
Type one if I'm doing good.
Okay.
That's not a hiding spot.
I wonder if this is like considered a hiding spot.
Never mind.
You can't go over there.
GG.
I'm trying to figure out what the bone key goes to.
down there. GG. I'm trying to figure out what the bone key goes to. Okay. There's another
floor.
You know this game's too dark.
You know this game...
You can't play this game.
It's too dark.
What is that?
If I could jump over this.
No I can't, I need a wooden plank.
Gigi.
Chat Gigi.
I ran over that trap and it...
Do you see this?
That's literally like a shotgun assembly.
Oh, there's spiders, dude!
Where am I?
You are near me.
I can feel it in my bones.
What is this, dude?
Dude, what is this? What am I playing?
Oh my goodness, what's happening?
I know you and your body.
Hey, how you doing?
This game will not be beaten there's no way there is way to oh my goodness there's way
too much going on.
Chattel would go right this way too much going on this house is too big
That granny light from the other day was perfect because it had difficulty, but it was manageable
No way I'm stuck in here now
Yeah
How do I get out of here?
Beautiful.
Yeah, we ain't beaten this game. I'm still gonna try.
We got it there.
What did that light just go off like that am I alone down here hello
That's a plank.
Chad, it's a plank.
I hear him.
He just came downstairs.
This house is entirely too big.
This house is entirely too big. I don't think there's anybody in the world that speak this
game.
Do you see how fast I was moving? Look at this. Watch, we're okay to even catch me.
Look at this. Yo! Yo, I am scooting! Oh my goodness! I just wanted laps around them!
You can't catch me.
That's cheating.
Hide better this time.
I'd better this time.
Yo, first off yo devs, if the house was half the size that it was, and it wasn't entirely
dark and three-fourths of it, this game actually has really good granny potential, but the
house is way too big and there's way too much going on and it's too dark and also you move way too
fast if you could if you could just do that it would be goaded paradise with the five
and that's coming from a granny expert
Run! Run! Run!
He went the wrong way!
Yo bro turn the wrong way, bro, ain't no try hard mode you let's just see what hard mode looks like
Oh, extreme.
Extreme mode.
Could you imagine?
If he's moving faster than we move, that means he's literally moving at the speed
yo that's another thing devs let's make it's where every time you load up the
game it doesn't just reset your sensitivity okay thanks
Done you see.
Let's see how fast he is.
I'm sorry.
He's going to be running so fast when he sees us. Can you imagine?
Jeff, I see you!
I ain't better this time.
Somebody said he had to take a bathroom break.
great. Why did they say that he
faster than you? I was stil
that doesn't have potenc
though. It actually does.
with that makes granny so
not that dark and it does
to be like freaky. That h
if y'all clean that up a
That's got potential, actually.
You best get you another diaper on, no tap.
Cause it's spooky time again.
You better believe it.
Oh yeah, it's about to be cinema right here.
Oh yeah, it's about to be cinema.
Lock in.
You can already tell it's gonna be cinema.
Get to a flash time, you know, baby!
Let's go!
Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.
I'm feeling romantic.
Okay.
Name of this game is
check out
Not 9 p.m. Not not 8 p.m. Not 11 p.m. Midnight
Midnight it is absolutely locked in hopefully it's cinema it looks like it
It takes place in a grocery store, so that is the most simplistic settings tab I've ever
seen in my life.
I keep having the same dream over and over.
Go on.
You're not going to tell us what the dream is.
Oh my goodness, had to grind for this view.
Let me recreate the life emote.
You all see this view?
You all see this view, man?
Ain't it pretty?
live
yes
since it's a kid he's absolutely dynamical but there's no settings
i'm going to the light chat i'm going to the light
I'm going to the light, and you can't stop me.
I'm going to the light, to the light.
No, there's an invisible wall.
How dare you have good game design?
How dare you?
Did I bypass it?
No, there's a invisible wall here
that you absolutely cannot get around.
I'm looking for Easter egg though.
Fortune favors the brave, they say.
Irritated with the five, thank you.
Okay, let's go back to the gas station.
The bold, my bad, not brave, it's bold, my bad, nerd.
We'll go back. As a matter of fact, it'll probably be quicker if I just restarted.
I keep having the same dream over and over.
Don't just stand there, there's a line, though they're not in a hurry anymore.
Sir, there's a leg behind you.
What are you staring at?
It's your fault, you know.
Fine, you can make one call.
2006. That would have been so clean. I'm going to call the police.
I was born in 2006, so you're 10.
one quota zero wait a minute wait a minute is this cinema what's going on here
hey how you doing did you buy something sleeping on the shift it's your first day
I was not sleeping man what you talking about I was locked in locking in you know
could have at least waited for your boss to leave oh so you're the boss okay I was
afraid I wouldn't get you wouldn't get the hang of your situation. I guess you
don't need a full briefing. If something's unclear, William from the
dayship left a couple notes for you. Anyway, scan this by the water for me.
I'm leaving. Hello? That'll be zero dollars because you're a boss, I guess.
Did you forget anything?
Oh, it actually double scanned one second boss. I'm so sorry. I did need instructions
Oh, you actually have to do the barcode. Oh, that's cool. You know what forget you
Okay, let me be for now. I'm sorry. There you go.
Scanned. Is that a flashlight? Why would I need that?
Wait, why would I get a flashlight? Okay, I'm just getting used to my surroundings.
Alright, sir. The deed is done. How do I give you your order?
Oh, there we go.
Oh, there it is!
Sir, I don't know how to!
There you are.
That'll be 99 cents.
Did you forget anything?
Need a bag?
Now what I'll need one, thanks.
Then take the water.
Can you...
Sir, I don't know what you want from me.
I've already scanned it!
Have a coffee!
SIR!
If the customer needs a bag, place it in the right corner of the counter
and put all the products into it.
If the bag isn't needed, just place all the products on the right side.
The cigarette dispenser is right above you.
Don't forget to check that the customer's over 16 if they want to buy alcohol.
16.
18.
Wait a minute.
That's not right.
You're on the night shift.
Stay at the register from 23 to 4.
Irritated with the 10.
Thank you.
This is your workstation scan products using the barcode products can be removed from the screen
To finish the work day when you hear the sound signal press the green button
Sir I checked out your order. I actually don't understand what else you could possibly want for me like I'm dead serious. Oh
Thank you
How you doing sir? It's my first day working here not gonna lie you got me patient with me, okay?
Let me see. Do you want a bag?
There you go. You're milked. You want a bag?
Uh, you need a bag?
No, I don't need one. Thanks.
Okay, I had to ask though. Got some cornflakes.
We'll see you in court.
There you go. Got some milky cornflakes.
That's gonna run you $6.96.
Have a beautiful day. Thank you, Chad.
I got to hang out with them now.
How you doing?
Uh, you need a bag?
Yes, I need one. You need a bag.
effort that requires won't you be like everybody else and don't get it back
bag of chips yep boop bag of chips
Kobe can somebody do the bagging for me because this is too much on one person
You got a cola right there. Boom, got a cola going. What else you got? You got some soda cola.
Barcodes on some of these things, they're messing up. You know what I mean?
Alright, you got some tater chips. Got you.
Oh, we're dreaming again.
It's just a dream.
So do we have this dream every night?
Every day you're reaching the sales quota?
Or are you gonna answer the phone?
I suppose.
Hello?
Day two locked in
My quote is ten did I meet my quote on the first day
Quotas 10
How you doing sir you want a bottle of water all righty boom you want up you want a bag with that
I've come here a lot, but I've never seen you before are you new here? You a rookie? Alright pal. Let's get acquainted
Hello
Did you get a pack of Marlboro?
You need a bag? No, you don't need one. Okay
You want some cigarettes? You want some Marlboro? Marlboro ro-hoes
I got you some Marlboro ro-hoes right here. Yeah
Spin that around
Gotcha. There you go, sir
That'll be $4.96. Thank you. Have a good one. How you doing? You having a good day today? I hope so.
There you go. Do you need a bag, by the way? You don't need one. You sure you don't need one? You're getting two things, a milk and a thing to seal. You don't need no bag.
There we go. Let me get your cornflakes going to boom, boop.
One second to barcode and that's it. It's a little wrinkly. There we go.
That'll be $9.97. Thank you so much. How you do? That's a lot of toilet paper. Oh my goodness.
Scan everything, everything. Are you yelling at me?
You need to stock up, always stock up.
You hear it too?
You need a bag?
Bro, does not need a bag for all this?
Somebody said 2020 simulator true.
Everybody was buying toilet paper back in them days.
Toilet paper was worth more than gold back in the day.
There's one.
Okay, sir.
Okay sir. There's two. Okay, what's the difference between this one? Okay, get that stand.
was it really this necessary you go to TP somebody's house or something like
seriously was all this really necessary I'm new here all right so that's her
$22. Thank you. Have a good one. How you doing ma'am? You need a bag? No, you don't need one. Okay. Thank you. Frosted flakes. I mean corn flakes.
You can scan, boom, corn flakes are scanned. Yep, got two coats right here. Interesting combination, but you know what, I'm not sure.
You can't do music in here, it's kinda peaceful, huh?
No key, peaceful a little bit.
And I'm at my quota yet, I hope so.
There we go.
That's the one, you're $5.97, thank you so much.
How you doing, sir?
Oh, you want two things, a beer?
All right, I got you right here.
Boom.
Okay, another thing, a beer right here.
Boom.
There we go.
Uh, show me your ID, please, sir.
William Troll.
That's him.
Uh, do you need a bag? You need a- You really gon' need a-
For two beer skis?
there you go sir you have yourself a good one thank you how are you doing ma'am you need a bag
why do you need a bag for why y'all need a bag y'all know that's extra work on me right but y'all
don't care do you there's no way that did not go in the bag boom just a accurate cashier experience
here. This little key feels real well how I have to angle it to get it under the what's it called?
Why is that not going in the bag?
There we go. Got your brand going in the bag too ma'am.
That'll be six dollars and I six cents or eight dollars. Thank you so much. How you doing ma'am?
Do you need a bag? You need a bag too? Oh my goodness why me?
There you go. What's this? Ooh, lemon louse.
Looks like a soda or something.
Looks pretty good.
There you go.
Let me get you bread.
Let's get you just bread.
Ha ha ha ha!
No, I was just getting your order!
How can I tell if I met my quota?
Did I meet my quota chat?
I can't tell.
I had to have made $60, only made $7 the first night,
Sheriff.
I'm cooking.
No joke, cooking.
Another dream.
Pretty cool game so far, though.
So how'd it go? I hope it was magnificent.
I didn't get to enter the car.
Day three, lock in.
I wonder what happened.
Quotas 10 again. Stay locked.
Quotas 10.
Oh, it's the boss again. How's it going?
Is it in yet? Does it matter? Electricity sometimes acts up here.
Electricity hasn't been back. So if the power goes out, you'll have to flip some switches in the electrical panels.
Oh my goodness. From the other side, what would you say?
You're sharp though, I think you figured out. By the way, there's a flashlight.
Why does it go away so quick?
I don't got tomorrow off. Scan it. That for me and I'm gone.
Okay, boss. Thank you for the job, by the way. I really appreciate it. I needed this job for real.
Alright, sir. Alright, boss. You need a bag for these? You don't need a bag? Alright, that's gonna be $6.96. Thank you so much.
How you doing, ma'am? You good? Oh, that's a lot of stuff. You need a bag?
I figured you need a bag. I'm not even mad about that because that's a lot of stuff, ma'am. How you doing? What is this, by the way? Sugar? Okay.
Okay, there we go.
Boom, got the sugar done.
Got some milk.
Oh, I see what you're gonna do.
You're gonna combine the sugar with the core flakes.
Because that's the only way you can eat core flakes
is you put sugar in them because it's not gonna suck
if you don't.
I see what you're doing.
I'm not at it.
There we go.
Boom, everything scans.
Keep y'all in there.
We're gonna put everything in a bag for you, man.
One second.
Boom.
What is this flashlight mechanic?
Hello?
Why did all the customers immediately disappear
when the lights went off?
Yo, our store that we work in is huge.
This is like a Walmart Super Center.
Dog, what?
Dude, there's nothing on these shelves.
What is this store that we're running?
Where's the...
This store is huge!
Where's the electrical?
Oh no, what's back here?
Chat, it's so dark.
Chat, it is so dark.
It is so unbelievably dark.
I'm gonna puke.
I cannot see anything, dude.
My flashlights gone.
Did I turn the lights back on?
Hello?
I'm scared?
Chad, I dropped the flashlight. It was too dark for me to find it.
Not gonna lie, we just gonna wait. I'ma fail this quota. Not gonna lie, it's too late.
How do I...
Did I not turn it back on?
The vibe change is insane dude. I was fine, but I was actually having a good time right there
And that's when everything I never believed in ghosts until I came face-to-face with one
Tied five
Oh my goodness
chapters multiple to turn on. I do not have my flashlight, bro. Oh my goodness, I can't
See?
Yo, fire me.
Not gonna lie, you got to fire me.
I
Chat if that happens again, which I'm sure it will
We cannot drop the flashlight, but here's the problem right you know the problem chat the problem is to interact
the thing. It's the same key as when you drop your flashlight. You know what I
mean? And if we don't meet the quota, we get killed by a monster. I do not think
these are proper working conditions. I think we need to go to HR over this
because if we if we do not meet quota, we get eaten by a monster. That's kind of
crazy chat tell me it's not
oh lord have mercy ma'am I'm so sorry where did that just go oh my goodness
all right ma'am that's gonna run you live into all that for $11 is crazy
what are you doing sir you want a bag for all this what you did a bag for three
items for man what you grow up by the way
Let's just hurry.
My light's just flickered IRL too.
Lock in.
We can do this, don't worry, chat.
And I'm gonna keep it an absolute stack, which all
the flashlight sucks beyond belief.
Tell me it doesn't.
This flashlight is actually terrible.
There's one right here.
Look.
Chat, do you see that?
You have to drop the flashlight to get out with this.
We're gonna turn these lights back on and we're gonna make our quota lock in
I'm going to drop the flashlight right here so it's easier to remember, okay?
Yes.
Oh, I remember when you were with me, I'm free, I'm careless, I believe, I'm a baby,
Up above here, we'll fly!
Chat, the lights are back on. The vibes are saved.
Chat, we saved the vibes. We're not gonna get fired. Let's go.
Hey, y'all! Dude, I'm so sorry about the inconvenience. Excuse me. I said I'm sorry.
How y'all doing?
I'm so sorry, oh my goodness there is a line. I am so terribly sorry.
Alright, let me finish getting your stuff done right quick, sir. I'm sorry that the power went out in the middle of that.
Why did y'all all disappear by the way when the power went out? What's going on there?
Okay, boom. There we go. Clean.
I'll put this in bag for you.
Boom. There we go.
That's gonna run you 797. Thank you so much.
How you doing, ma'am?
You need a bag with this?
Thank you so much for not being in the bag
because that makes my job easier.
There you go, have a good one, thank you.
How you doing?
You really don't disrespect...
Ma'am.
Hey, that's not bad, though.
Hey, that's not bad.
Let's hope nobody buys another big bag of candy because that thing does not scan.
If y'all ever do chat, have y'all ever went to a grocery store before and the cashier
cannot get the barcode to scan it?
It's the most awkward thing ever.
They're trying to like flatten it out and like won't scan it like I'm so sorry.
It's just, and they're sitting there like trying to fly, I'd be feeling so bad.
It's like, well, you know, you ain't got to worry about that, at least you just let me
have it.
You know what I mean?
Not for real.
So, how'd it go?
How would we win that game if not, if that was a rough shift for me?
Day 4 lock in.
Quotas 25. We ain't making that quote.
I lock it. How you doing, sir?
Hey buddy, remember me? There's nothing going. How's nothing going for you?
I've already, I've got a date today. Can you imagine? I absolutely cannot.
Decided to drop by and grab some wine. Hope everything goes perfectly. It won't.
Boom. Got some wine.
Red, red, white.
Can I see your ID, sir?
Miguel Barney.
That looks like you.
Yeah, you're good.
You need a bag?
Oh.
There you go, sir.
Have yourself a beautiful night.
Thank you.
How you doing, ma'am?
You need a bag?
You need a bag.
Of course you do.
Want us everybody.
I'm going to get you.
on this everybody need a bag all you got with some milk and cereal you need a bag
though I'm so sorry I'm so sorry ma'am I'm so sorry I did not need a
disrespect like that thank you so much have a beautiful night thank you how
you doing ma'am do you need a bag for these you do need a bag of course you do
I'm about to just stop asking and give everybody a bag even if somebody gives
just like a candy bar. Like you're getting a whole bag with it.
Not gonna lie. Just golly.
Look how quick I am with it though. Look at that speed. We're making this.
Stop!
We're making this quota. Have yourself a beautiful night. How you doing, sir?
Alright, you need a bag with this?
You don't need a bag?
Thank you so much, sir.
You got quite a bit of stuff too.
That's respectable.
Thank you.
I got lucky on that one.
I got a lot.
I got a good book.
Bread.
Clean.
Milk.
Clean.
Bag of chills.
We're barcode.
I'm gonna put a barcode on it.
Hey!
Thank you so much, have a good day.
How you doing, man? Need a bag with that?
Yes, you need a bag. Oh my goodness.
You got two things in red.
I'm gonna double scan this, cause you got two of them.
There we go. Please, y'all do that, Chad. That's time saver right there.
Here we go.
Have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you. How you doing, sir?
You need a bag with this? You don't need a bag? Thank you.
Thank you. Water, toilet paper, clean.
All right, sir. Have yourself a beautiful night. How you doing, man? You're doing okay.
Uh, what you do? You need a bag? You don't need a bag? Thank you!
Clean.
Clean!
Thank you so much. Yeah, you're so quick. I'm going if there's no line building up or nothing.
I know you need a bag with this. Yeah, I was about to say, I know you need a bag with all this.
That is a lot of stuff right there, and I don't lie.
Okay, boom, lemon lime, lemon lime, done.
Got some cola right here, let me get that scanned for you.
Cola, done.
Got a bag of chills.
Done.
Got another bag of chills.
What's that, sire cream and onion?
I think that's probably good.
What's that, all right?
Oh, that thing looked good too.
There you go.
Get that scanned for you.
Throwin' a thing in this bag real quick.
Boom, boom.
How did that mean to-
Stop!
Have a good day, thank you so much.
How you doing?
Wow, you having a serial party?
They can say you're a serial killer.
I could have scanned one three times. I feel like I got my flow right doing this.
Here we go. Clean. Have yourself a good day. Thank you so much.
Say you think I'm at my 40 yet? You need a bag? You need a bag. Okay, got it.
That's how you restart, Jack!
Look!
Oh, somebody's gonna restart the bread, I gotcha!
I'm getting fired.
Hey, your boy is getting fired, oh my goodness.
goodness look how much money we made oh my goodness oh my goodness I mean I mean
oh my goodness you know
I wonder what these dreams are about with all the bodies.
These dreams are on me.
Quota 50, there is no way.
There is no way we meet in this quota.
Hey, come on, man, hello?
How you doing?
I'm assuming you don't need a bag?
Okay, thank you.
You was about to get cooked if you needed one,
but you answered right, mother.
You was gonna get cooked bad if you needed a bag for this.
It's not gonna lie.
I didn't see your ID.
Oh, is that not alcohol?
Okay, have a good one.
Where's the customers?
No, no.
No!
Does it kill me if it gets too close?
What is that?
I hear it breathing, whatever it is, this is making me uncomfortable, I'm muting this,
this is making me, no, no, no, no, this is making me very uncomfortable, I'm muting this,
I can't. That is very creepy. Creeping me out.
Chat, I'm uncomfortable.
Chat, I am uncomfortable.
Type one if you're uncomfortable.
It's gone.
We're good.
The vibes are restored.
Jet, the vibes are restored, we're good, don't worry.
That's what it sounds like when I run down the road, because Cheeks just clapping beyond
belief.
Alan with the five, thank you.
What are you pondering on?
Buddy, it's just some milk.
Bro sitting there pondering about the milk.
Appreciate you, Adam. We got a line. There's only one customer. Why is there like no customers today?
How you doing? You need a bag? Yes, you need a bag. Okay, that's fine.
There we go. You had a store fell off, but we don't have this too much creepy stuff going on.
Don't nobody like when the power goes out every day.
the milk probably spoiled in two you know what I mean because you know the
milk it needs to be refrigerated I think on the spoiled if they don't
there we go let me get everything bagged up for you real quick sir
yep them chips ain't no more good
have a beautiful night how you doing man you need a bag for those I'm assuming
You know, I'm assuming you don't need a bag.
Okay, thank you so much for not...
Scan.
Scan. Clean.
Have yourself a beautiful night, man. Thank you so much.
How you doing, sir? We get it, you got biceps, bud.
Need a bag? You don't need a bag. Okay, thank you.
Okay.
Boat. Clean.
Baby, look.
Clean.
Red. Clean. Shields. Clean.
Got yourself a beautiful day. Thank you so much, said I'm cooking. I'm out doing the customers at this point.
I'm back. What happened? We were, the lights went off again and we went to turn the lights on and there was some weird noises happening.
And we got the lights turned back on though, so we're good. How you doing? Man, do you need a bag? Of course you need a bag. Okay, everybody needs a bag.
No, ma'am, take your bread! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
Listen up, my dear!
Bro, that's not even fair.
Bro, it was impossible to meet my quota because...
Chad, it wasn't possible to meet my quota because there was no customers. Look, how am I supposed to meet my quota when there's no customers?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying, don't you Chad?
Of course you know what I'm saying.
What's the quota thing?
Yeah, we could just double charge people.
Tim, that wouldn't be smart chat.
In ethical, perhaps.
Smart.
You know, it makes you wonder, how do they capture this for voice acting right here?
Voice actor, voice acting like the Bills knee, like the Ritz dude.
Oh, it's the game over, about to say I couldn't find my flashlight.
Bro went to the voice actor, said, yo, I don't care what you do, just make the nastiest clapping
always possible for my game.
That.
Vibes are secure.
My flashlight literally disappeared.
Let's get back to the front desk.
We got to meet this quota.
Chad, I don't know if it's possible to meet this quota
here, because for some reason there's
not many customers today. Look, there's only one guy here. I'm assuming you're gonna
need a bag because that's a lot of stuff. All right, let me get this guy one here.
Boom.
There you go, have a beautiful day. How you doing, ma'am?
Hey, two bags of chips. That's easy. There you go.
And there you go. Have a beautiful night. Thank you. How you...
Do we get it? You have five saps!
I don't think you need a bag.
You know what?
Have a good one, thank you! See what there's no customers now!
Oh
How you doing in a bag with this
Mercy
Oh my goodness, we made it
Is this oh there's something else in this dream state that I need to interact with maybe not
I don't think there's anything you're not gonna interact with.
Oh, they got hit with the axe!
Tough.
Lock in.
Day six.
I don't know how many days there is, but it seems like the more days that go by, the less customers we have.
customers we have. Are y'all feeling that too?
You know what else I'm beeping?
I feel like there's
not as many return customers. You know what I mean? It's something happening to people.
Are people dying up in here, Chad?
I don't know.
There we go, done, you not, oh man.
There we go, beautiful, look at that, look at that,
look at that form.
Have a good one, how you doing ma'am?
You need a bag for this?
You want a pack of Wren?
Is that a pair of wands on the front of that cigarette box?
It literally says smoking kills on the cigarette box they do not want you to buy that
I don't know how that company is still in business oh my goodness that's crazy how y'all
even in business y'all begging people not to not to not to buy them cigarettes I beg
I beg of you. I beg of thee.
I put your cigarettes in here.
Yeah, that is the loudest noise I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah, I just confirmed it.
Yeah, that is the loudest noise I've ever heard.
I had to think about it for a minute.
I cannot give you this, are you serious?
Is he serious?
Need a bag?
Here we go.
Boom.
Just let me get stressed.
How are you stressed?
I'm so sorry about your bag of chips.
I'm gonna replace them with some new ones
I got behind the counter.
Yeah, I just got a new bag of chips right here for you, man.
Did I even scan it?
I don't think I scanned it.
Did I scan the bag of chips?
I didn't even scan it. I was gonna give them to him for free.
SCAN THE CHIPS!
AHH!
You don't need a bag for all this. Oh my goodness. You might be the goat. No joke. You might
be the goat for real. Shout out to this dude. He got all this stuff and don't need a bag.
W Mans. I'm standing this twice and making it easier on me. Boom. Boom. Get this going.
Clean, that is beautiful. Have a beautiful...
Oh, you want some cigarettes?
Winsick!
Have a good one!
Chad, I'm cooking.
Need a bag? I'm assuming not. Okay, thank you.
No bag? No bag.
Boom.
Boom. Chad, look how clean that form is.
Chad, do you see how clean the form is? Do you see it?
Have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you so much. How you doing? What may I get you? You don't need a bag? Okay. Thank you
Frosty today
The colors are sometimes difficult to scan I'm doing this one twice
We lived.
Is this just gonna go on forever? What's happening?
I'm going to take seven.
GG.
Yo, appreciate that raid, Milt, thank you.
Appreciate you for the raid, Milt.
How you doing?
One pack of Marlboro?
One pack of Marlboro, we got some Marlboro red, got you.
Marlboro red, yeah.
Marlboro rojo, as you could also say, do you need a bag for this?
You need a bag, are you dead serious here?
You're dead serious, you need a bag?
That's fine, you know what, I'm not mad, it's okay.
There you go, just get in that water.
The water, the water. There we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much, man. Have a beautiful night. Thank you. How you doing, sir?
Hey, is this dude from? Oh my God! I need to see you again!
Yep, it's William Strong again. Bro got a drinking problem.
No, it will you
two more scams one more scan
you need a bag with this William
yeah I figured
chat will you might have a bit of a problem you think
you got to be fisting me I mean he has gots to be
not the clap monster
Not the cheek clapper
I don't know if this game has any other aspect to it it might just be this
You got to stop with the cheek action
Dude you got a chill with the cheek action. This is why we don't get any customers anymore, bro
Bro thinks he's the D Cheek-O-Tater.
Buddy, you ain't the D Cheek-O-Tater, I promise.
Bro thinks he's the Booty Creek Cheek-Free.
You ain't him either.
Bro is not the booty creek cheek freak
That's one of the best games we ever played.
The Booty Creek Cheat Creek was one of the best games we've ever played.
How are you?
Okay, yes, we put the rest of these in the bag.
Sorry about the inconvenience, the power goes out here sometimes.
what it is. Can I scan all these? I think I did right? Oh, I did have a good one. How
you doing? You're 100% gonna need a bag for all this. Yeah, I assume so. Let me hurry
up right here. Okay, boom. Clean. Clean. You know, YG with the five, thank you or with
Thank you
Yeah, tell my scanning abilities that clean would you like me to be your cashier?
I'm sorry about that. I didn't even notice. I'm so sorry. I'm just gonna hurry because I'm trying to make my quota because I don't think this game ever ends, right?
How you doing? You good bad for all this? Yes, you do. Okay.
What are we used to bags because I'm efficient and the company doesn't want me using multiple bags.
It comes out of my paycheck too many get used.
So it's not my fault.
There we go, beautiful.
Have a good one. Thank you. How you doing?
Need a bag? Of course. Okay.
There we go.
Shit, what happens to the people that don't need bags anymore?
You know what I mean?
We're in people now.
I'm about to quit this game because what is happening?
Does it have an end? Am I missing something in the dream state?
It's a real job, true.
Got a shield, though, huh?
It's this guy again, maybe it does have a...
a thing.
She dumped me.
How could she?
And the wine in our future?
Whatever, I'll get drunk tonight.
that's tough that's tough you need a bag that's tough chat chat bro got dumped
hey bro got dumped have a good one that's rough for him don't you hate to
You hate to see it. You hate to see it. You don't need a bag. Thank you so much, ma'am. You're the customer of the day.
Finally, people go quit being lazy.
Not at me now. If you get a bag, that's fine. You're not...
What? Something's... something different's happening.
9 6 2 3 chat 9 6 2 3
oh boy if only I could
A different phone?
What?
Was there a different code needed for this one?
What?
Would they show me a $200 in a service?
Yeah.
No?
Yeah.
They didn't show me a $200 in a service?
I don't know.
And I don't know what's going on.
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
What's happening your mic's too low compared to game sounds you know what else is too low
Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, your band shut up.
You need a bag, of course, here.
Have a good one, thank you.
How you doing?
Right, you need this. Got it. Got it. Okay, yeah. You need this. Got it. Okay, yeah. Thank you.
Loud is better. Chat, I really need to turn my mic up like no way. There's no way I know.
You bag? No, you don't. Wow.
Chat, if I turn my mic up and I yell or something, it's gonna blow everybody's ears out. I can't
do that. Oh my. Thank you. Chat, maybe this goes to 10 days and maybe there's one step
after this and then we see what happens. If not, I'm out.
You see how quick I am with it? Do you see? Do you see? Tim is better. Tim could never
Don't even come close.
You're checking?
PEEK!
Joe's not waking y'all up.
If something doesn't happen here, I'm going to just look up the ending on YouTube.
You can't be messed up, because what if it...
Check the paper for a code, Buster.
Buster, that's what we did to start the game.
I'mma finish this shift here now, look it up.
Surely the ending is very great, right?
Surely.
You really need a bag.
You really need a bag?
Like, for real?
Oh, you want a pack of Marlboro?
Okay, I got you.
I hear Marlboro.
Okay, I got you.
I got you.
Marlboro, low-how.
Yep.
There we go.
Beautiful.
Sorry, I do not have the patience for this right now.
Oh, my goodness, he didn't need a bag.
Why didn't he tell me?
Why didn't he tell me, bruh?
Why didn't y'all tell me?
Matter of fact, yeah, I bet everybody in here.
I can't grab the toilet paper.
Did you see that?
I'll use your cigarettes!
Oh, no!
Hey, we're gonna see the ending.
Do you think it will be fulfilling the ending?
Oh no.
Oh.
Sharon.
I'm the only person in the world to play this.
There's no gameplays.
I'm a pioneer.
Wait.
Wait, hold on.
I'm a pioneer wait wait hold on chat I'm a pioneer
I am the first person in the world to play that game is that bad
There's no reviews.
It says there's four reviews, but there's no reviews.
I just want where no one's gone before.
year. Whatever if I click back into it? You think it saved my progress? Oh my goodness it did. We
finish it yes it's got to end on day 10 chat it's got to end on day 10 it's got
do. Dude, dude, dude, dude, do not start with me.
Are you dead serious you not respect me as a person or something? I actually don't understand
You need a bag for a bottle of water and two loaves of bread are you are we kidding me ma'am?
Rose a serial killer look how much cereal she's got
Look at all them serials!
You can say it's getting serious with all them serials.
What?
The bag.
There we go.
What you want, big doll?
Oh, you want a mail?
Okay.
That's the first time somebody got one of these right here.
We are going where no one has gone before we are the first people in history to see
this game being played to this link. I would like to ask, okay, I was here. This is bigger
than the Super Bowl, baby. How you doing? You need a bag? I bet.
Don't you feel lucky to be here to witness this?
No eyes have seen this before.
Besides ours.
And I think that's inspirational.
I do.
I think that is inspirational, man.
no doubt about it. Have a good one. Need a bag? Seriously. She need a bag. Chad, she
need a bag for one thing of milk and one thing of cereal. She need a bag. How you doing?
You need a bag?
She need a bag.
Chad, so you know what?
Since we're all witnessing this,
now what everyone has to do is
y'all have to go get a cashier job tomorrow.
Yep, exactly. You've been brainwashed.
You're going to get a cashier job tomorrow.
Yep, it's done.
It's over.
We did it! You have biceps!
Yeah, I definitely have to quote a word cooking.
Cooking beyond beliefs.
Cooking beyond beliefs, man.
Need a bag?
Okay.
Clean. Clean. Clean. Clean. Yes. Yes. Have a good one.
Look, I don't call it up to the line.
You see that?
I have like 15 seconds to make this order.
There it is.
Do me clean!
Clean house!
In case there's a video of someone completing it, it took three hours.
You better be lying.
No, that's not happening.
I don't think there's any footage of it on YouTube, actually.
If I don't answer phone.
escape containment. No, there's an invisible wall. No. We're making our own ending. We're
stuck in a constant cycle and purgatory of working the cash register every night and
and I'm breaking containment, but there's an invisible wall blocking my way.
No!
No, please!
No.
Freedom is so close yet so far.
How loud is that phone? The fact that we can still hear it is crazy. Wait a minute.
No! No! No! I almost bleached!
No, almost made it.
How big is this map?
You can have like a battle royale on this map or something.
That's a pig of the phone, because apparently, you have to.
Chat, we are going where no one has gone before, though.
We are.
We are going where no one has gone.
Video on YouTube post in one hour, go cap, what's the name of it?
What's the name of it?
Say the name of it, I got your chat walls pulled up.
Sort my gate, I did.
Wait, is it real?
By who?
I don't see it if you have the link give it to my mind
Play through with Todd Miller?
I've had this game for a few hours, I haven't played it one time.
It's already had one or two updates.
I'm not sure what to do with your wins, but...
There's no way for us to sit here and did this for three hours. This dude is a legend.
That was first.
This dude sat here and did this for three hours.
I was only gonna keep going.
Because I thought we were gonna be the first person in history to do it.
But never mind. God got it.
We get to see the end
What day does he wind up getting to?
It's like the campaign
Our story might just want to see how scary it is
Those two hours and 45 minutes deep both getting desperate he said I just want to see how scary
What's the final day?
Closing? No, this isn't possible.
This ending better be the best thing I've ever seen!
Yeah!
This isn't...
How many of these people do you think are just running across?
Just keep going.
What's this?
Does it just keep going?
Awesome.
Scary game. That big creature then.
That was the ending.
That's the worst game ever.
Todd suffered it for three hours so we could know what happened. Oh
My goodness that actually that is unbelievable. I feel oh my goodness. I feel dirty. Oh
My goodness, I can't believe it
Shout out Todd we got to see the ending to that and you know what we persevered that was unbelievable
That was absolutely unbelievable
Yeah, that is crazy.
Toby, you tied.
Hey, great stream.
You know, wait, man, I love y'all, man.
Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight.
Pre-sate all the gift is subs, don't knows, bits, follows.
And of course, I'm pre-sating y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, love me.
All right, peace out, y'all.
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