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Shadhouse.
Everybody's day going on the scale of one to 10.
Let me hear it.
Huh?
How we doing?
our scale of one to ten ladies and gentlemen we made it to another Friday
Hey, we made it to another Friday. What was that?
Just watch Markiplier play Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 and he was mad about the game.
Wait, was he really?
Wait, where can I see that at?
Wait, where can I see that?
Huh, hold on!
He was mad!
This little light on my mind Has been dark for quite some time
Welcome to Poppy Playtime, not Poppy's playtime. It's not pop.
Wait, what'd he say?
Oh yeah, he mad.
Wait, what'd he say?
Mother Bigger Bad!
Oh lord.
I'm witchy Mark.
I was.
Oh yeah no that guy did sound familiar I'm sure he was from before yeah you're right
that guy that is the same voice totally.
Yeah I was feeling the same way.
kill them. Does he does he talk about does he talk about it?
animation's good. I'm starting with the positives here. All right. Okay, bear with me. Animation
good. Yeah. Clearly, art quality very good. Yeah. The the movement isn't quite as good.
Yeah, the mechanics. I don't find fun. Yeah, I could not agree more. I'll say this. I think I've
sat set multiple times about poppy play time. The worst part about poppy play time is the gameplay
by far, like by far. That's the that is the worst part about poppy play time is the gameplay.
It truly, truly is. Anyway, switching hands probably there's an easier way to do it than
just like the scroll wheel which I was doing I'm sure. The puzzles it's not even just the puzzles
that's a problem I just I just I don't like the two-hand gimmick action I just I don't know man it's
just the two-hand slingshot action I don't know I don't know about that no more man it's just
It kind of feels goofy. It makes my character feel goofy.
It's not even just that. It's that it is slow to do that.
It is like, to switch is shum shum kung. It's slow, right?
I would, I see no reason that that couldn't be instant...
Oh, you're talking about switching the hands? Facts! I had a problem with that too!
two literally just like make it fast because yeah the game play requires it
to be fast why is the actual animation of it bro bro spitting right now bro
No spitting right now. Not fast. Yeah. Whatever.
This was a fucking mess. I I am saying this because and I have this policy, right? If it's
the first game in a new series, if it's the second, third, I can be more forgiving of
things finding its footing. This is chapter fucking five. Five, right?
I should know the motivation very clearly. I should know where I'm going. I should
know why I'm going to I should know exactly what the character motivations are.
That one guy couldn't tell you couldn't tell you why he was the escort this time around.
As much as I like the hair girl, that was fucking random.
Brand as random as random could be being like, like, for example, right?
Let me start to cut you off, Mark.
Here's like, you know, in a sense.
You could, I'm not saying you could compare it to Resident Evil, but the reason that the
in-between major events in Resident Evil is so good is because the gameplay between is
very fun.
Like you're fighting zombies, you can defend yourself.
Puzzles are in Resident Evil, but they're not all of the gameplay of Resident Evil.
Now I'm not sitting here saying that Poppy Playtime needs to be Resident Evil like that.
But the thing with Poppy Playtime is you're either running from something or doing a puzzle.
I swear.
You're either running from something or doing a puzzle.
That's what you're doing.
But with like Resident Evil, you know, for example, now again I'm not saying it's
the same thing as it's not.
resident evil it's like there's so much between even walking down random
hallways and exploring and resident evil is fun because it just it's just it's
fun you can defend yourself I'm not saying that poppy playtime needs to be a
shooter but maybe I am maybe I am saying poppy playtime needs to be maybe
not a shooter but like something that's not grapple gun hands. I'm not a big fan of the grapple gun
hand action no more. I don't know because it's like, hey, what the, y'all remember? What was it for?
Which one did I play where you had the little hand that shot a firework at the little creatures
to get them away from you? I don't remember what chapter that was,
But that felt like it added a little bit, you know, more to it.
But yeah, sorry to cut you off, Mark. Go ahead.
Here's a cool set piece.
It's now, now it's happening. Now is this fun.
And it doesn't matter if that set piece is interesting.
I like the aesthetic of that a lot better.
It was random. Why was that there?
Just to be an obstacle. That's it.
It didn't have any.
True.
That point right there, pop playtime is also a big thing.
time is also a big thing. There's a whole lot of stuff there that's just to get in your
way and burn time. In my opinion. There's a whole lot of stuff in the game that is specifically
there just to take some extra time. I see with the five and dummy with the five. You
know, I'm not hating. I'm you know, I'd never hate. I'm not hating on public playtime.
I love probably playtime, but it's like he right. He's right. He cohesion to
the story there was this like I missed of course some videotapes but when you're
playing a game it should you should know why a is connecting to B and then C and
I'm sure that there might be some very thin threading between there if you get
the VHS but my fear is that there's not my fear is that even if I got in
all of them I got one VHS tape the whole game not gonna lie I barely knew
or I was even going half the time much less fun in VHS tapes you know
threading because I don't see how you could possibly justify going from where
we were to where we ended up to leaving that place and it mattering nothing
right mattering nothing to it here's an interesting character gone this
character's injury gone yeah this character's joey interesting to be around
you for a bit gone now my worst part about this my worst part about this
my the for me for me personally is I don't know if the developers of this game
think it's just their thing this like this day they're the we're the chase
sequence game where the game of chase sequences we are the chase sequence
game thousand people love it and and then the second one when mommy long
legs with chase you all you fucking nuts heard the third one when we put more chase sequences in
yeah the fourth one bug chase sequences maybe we'll tone down a little bit for fifth one chase chase
chase chase I do not like yeah my gameplay to be trial and error dude that's really exactly what I
I was saying thank you Mark. Yo Slimmy with the 20 gift and W Slimmy with the 20 gift and
thank you Slimmy. Every time it didn't the stakes were lower right and that's that's
really the issue that I have. From a mechanical perspective a chase sequence is fine if it's
well designed and it can be fun and it's like in a calm moment where it's there and it makes
sense that the problem is this this one especially chapter five holy fuck half the entire game
was chase sequences yeah and it just because because it's doing them again and again it
suddenly has to introduce oh here's a new thing in here a chase sequence is not the
time to introduce a new mechanic I don't even care if it's something is not useful
it would be couple of the train cars it's like the train learned that the vast majority
people are going to die to that. And in a chase sequence, as I've said before in these games,
as soon as you die, it loses all of its value. That's the truest thing I've literally ever heard in my life.
That's literally the truest thing. When you die 18 times to a chase sequence in a video game,
at that point, it's just making you mad and you lost the anticipation of the chase
and the scariness of the chase. Because when you have absolutely no idea where to go,
the chase ain't even like thrilling or scary anymore. At that point you're just fuming mad,
just wanting to be done with it and trying to find out where to go. Y'all remember the tutorial
of the game? That literally happened to me in the tutorial of the game where we were walking
down the vent. I could not find which metal piece I needed to pull off to go by. I've
I've died that like five times and at that point I was just mad.
To do it again, to go through it and be like, oh, I remember how this goes now.
Oh, I've learned this now.
The whole point of a chase sequence is to be a climactic moment where the
stakes are very high and you have to quickly think on your feet of all the
mechanics that you've mastered through the entire experience that you've been
And if you fail, it's your fault as the player if you fail in that moment
It's your fault because you didn't apply the mechanics
You've been learning the entire fucking game. That's the most annoying part about the chase sequence
Yeah, it's like getting lost and not knowing where to go. Yeah, 100%
And it had that I'm not even saying it didn't have that but it's like oh my god
enough
Oh my goodness
Yeah, enough.
Yeah.
Tired of it.
Tired of it.
So tired of it.
I'm so tired of it.
And frankly, I think that there was like emotional core here that was trying to shine through.
And it's like I wanted to be in it.
But by the time I got there, I didn't care.
I just didn't care.
Exactly.
That's the point that I made at the end of the game.
Dude, the endless puzzles and chases suck so much life out of you that by the time you're
at the end of the game, you forgot what happened at the start of the game.
Once you sit on one electricity pile on puzzle for 45 minutes, you forgot what happened before
you got there.
the whole that you know like I said I love pop playtime right but the whole it
would be better as a movie the lore and the characters and everything in poppy
playtime is the most goaded thing literally ever but the gameplay is quite
literally just filler until the next cutscene or the next like monster shows
up like if it was a TV show or something oh man that'd be the most popular TV show ever like actually
the the stuff that's great about poppy playtime is absolutely great
but but the thing is i don't speak for everybody of course
You're not playing poppy playtime because you're excited for the gameplay.
You're excited to see what's going to happen.
Right?
But like again, I'll bring up Resident Evil again.
In a game like Resident Evil, it's a pick.
That's why Resident Evil is so goaded in the survival horror scene.
I mean, because Resident Evil does that balance so perfectly in most of the games.
It's actually crazy, like it's actually, it's, it's, it is beautifully done, like beautifully.
And yeah, I'm hungry.
Yeah, I'm grumpy.
I'll admit that I'm not giving this a number rating.
I'm just saying thoughts.
So put that bias into whatever you're taking in out of this.
But I think that even if I wasn't hungry, I would only, I'd be saying the same
things, but nicer.
I would be saying the same things about myself.
Because I don't think that I am going to play the six.
Come on, Mark.
Now, Mark, come on now.
Mark, let's be real here.
Mark, let's be real here for a minute.
Ain't no way Poppy Playtime 6 gonna come out and Bro ain't gonna play.
He might not though.
Truly just don't want to, so I'm not going to.
I think this is it for me.
Poppy Playtime, thank you for-
Wow.
And hey, I completely, he's completely valid,
completely valid in what he's saying.
I agree with pretty much everything he's saying, no joke.
Yo, happy birthday Ryder, thank you,
happy birthday Ryder, appreciate you.
Your time, thank you for my time,
and thank you for all of this,
because man, I just do not have it in me
to continue slogging through this.
And if I'm coming out of a game saying, wow, I slogged through that,
yeah, it might be time to revaluate.
Dad, that's completely valid.
Not gonna lie.
All right.
So this is the end of poppy playtime for me.
I don't know how many more fucking chapters they're going to go through,
but hey, more power to you.
I hope it's very next time.
Yeah.
W.
Markalus not gonna lie.
W.
Markalus for real.
I agree strongly with what bro was saying right there and I do not blame them.
I do not blame them right there.
But chat is, you know, look, if they turn poppy playtime into a TV show or something, bro,
you know how many people would be sat. Do you know how many people would be sat?
Like, come on.
Like, like, swoonly.
You know what I mean?
I think we're still playing with moist tonight, I'm pretty sure.
I think we are.
I haven't received any change of plans I think we're still playing the
burglin gnomes action yo shattered with the five thank you
we'll see chat you know what I mean oh you grew a mark there I hundred percent
agree with Mark right there. No, Joe. I do. I agree with Markalus. Absolutely.
bet I got you Tommy. Thank you. Appreciate you. Tickle me case. So since
2000 bits and says case, please tickle me. Your name is tickle me case. So what
wrong with you. You'll have your birthday CC, chance you'll CC, happy
birthday, happy birthday CC, thank you.
But yeah, the best part of poppy playtime is when you're not actively
playing it. It's when you're watching it. Whoever cooks up the cut scenes and the
lore and the and the all that action. Goated. The gameplay action though. Hey, I
hate to be cliche chat. Look here. I hate to be cliche here. Just give us a gun.
Look, just give us a gun, put enemies in the game that you can shoot, put boss fights in
the game where you shoot the boss, and a puzzle here and there.
And a puzzle like here and there, right?
Did Mark, did Mark have trouble with the puzzles too or no?
I hope he did, because that would make me feel a lot better.
That would, that would make me feel a lot better.
Chapter five upset me.
What upset me most about chapter five
is that you literally don't even know if, if Kissy's still alive.
Like, hello?
Why not?
Like, why not?
Chad, like I told y'all, the night that we played it, what I say, GTA 6 is going to
be out before we know if Kissy's alive or not.
The mortuary assistant movie came out. Wait, did it really?
The mortuary assistant movie came out.
Let's just watch it on stream and get banned.
Y'all down?
Let's just pull it up on stream and get banned.
Let's do it.
It's bad, no way it's bad.
No.
So, if I could, I'd pull, I'd pull, I'll pull the movie up.
I pull, I pull the movie up, but I'd get banned instantly, can't do it.
Play Rocket League.
We could do some illegal and gambling ring.
We could.
Potentially.
The thing about Rocket League is that I'm gonna be sweating the rest of the stream.
I'm gonna be sweating.
I'm down though, let's get it.
I'm down, run of prediction.
Run of prediction!
Play the gnome game with moist.
Big dog, was you not here literally three minutes ago?
When I said I'm waiting on him to get on?
Good!
I'm cutting the stream off, you made me mad.
Good night. Good night. That one person, that one person right there just got the string cut off.
Good night.
Oh, they're gonna... Whatever.
Whatever.
Case, don't play Poppy, play time five, Markiplier said it was bad.
I played it two days ago.
Do you see it that says one or it says one day ago, but it was technically I
I uploaded it the day after I played it, but it was two days ago
To that is crap myself. Oh man, I just crap myself actually
Oh, I gotta stop you know my stomach hurt gg. I just crap my drawers. It's over. Oh
It's over for me chat
Big dog it's bad. I'm about to sit here and lose every game now because that is crap my draws
Oh
What's that prediction look like
Let me see
My entire screen just bugged out am I still alive
It's 51% yes 49 no do solos. I'd rather die
I'm not doing solos.
Shall I see if monkey's on?
Let me see if monkey's on this thing.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, that's that, uh, that's that, that's that cartoon.
That's that cartoon.
Let me see a monkey on this thing.
Probably not.
Yo monkey, you on?
A monkey in a game right now.
I'm invited him anyway.
Imaginy joins.
Solo, Libby.
Oh my goodness, monkey already joined.
Oh my goodness, he's locked.
Chat, he's locked.
We about to go on a weird streak, bro said yo,
I'm in ones.
Are you gonna join after monkey?
Yo monkey, you gonna join after?
I know you watching.
Yeah.
I'm going to go to free play while he's doing that.
Wait moist is on?
No. Uh oh, Marky. Uh oh, Marky, hold up.
Hold on, Marky. We might have to delay this.
Is Moistone?
Let me see if he'll... What is this music?
All moist is on.
Let me see if you ready.
Yo, Liam with the 5W, Liam with the 5, thank you.
Hold on.
We could do a couple of these with moist
if he wants to join in and do some burglar gnomes after.
Monkey from Rocket League with the 5 gift,
you know that ain't you.
You know that ain't you.
Let me let me ask monkey if he's in the stream. You think he is?
Monkey. Monkey, are you in my stream?
Monkey, don't go to that. Don't know. You know you was watching
because you was answering stuff last night that I would say it
without me typing it. Monkey, don't do this. Just admit it,
monkey.
Yeah, yeah, see you try to act like you wasn't in here. Yeah, monkey. See why you try to act like you wasn't in here, bro.
Moist is ready when I'm when I am. Let me call it moisticle
Give me a second monkey
Let me call moisticle real quick monkey from Rocket League with the five that might be monkey for real
Let me see where moist at can you see my screen right now? Oh, thank goodness you can't
I can't. Call moist.
Call me! Check my bids with the five.
Hey, hey, hey. Big moist. How's it going, buddy?
What's up, man? What you been doing?
Not too much today. Not too much. Just fiddling around. What you been doing?
same thing. Just chilling. Yo, do you want to uh go straight to some no match or you don't want a
couple uh rocket leagues and then some no action. I'm down for a little bit of rocket
league. It seems like you got the itch. I'm I'm certainly down. Yeah, get on in here. I got I got
a third of you from my stream last night. He's pretty good. So we can run some threes. He ain't
got a mic though. He's chill though. That's fine. That sounds good. That and then we can do
some burgling no after. Have you looked up the trailers for it?
Yeah, yeah, I saw the game play. It looks fun. It does look pretty cool. Not gonna lie.
It does look tough. Yeah, it'll be a good time. I might crap myself to my stomach hurts. I might
actually crap myself like I think I just get a minute ago. It's crusting. No, no.
Can they say you're a man. You don't crap you shit. Come on. Wait, have you let me ask
you like legitimately yeah have you ever crapped yourself midstream stream no no no no I've I've
never soiled my britches on stream when's the last time you did when I was like 14 or something
oh you got a good heroes oh you got a good track record then it's been a minute yeah I mean like
it's been 17 years since the last time I shit myself so never an adult you know I'm not gonna
of a street? No. What do we consider like a are you like a full on or like just like a little a
little came out and there's like never mind I'm done with this conversation I'm sorry I even dragged
you into this. Oh well chat's getting on my ass because like I guess like I kind of I kind of
squirted a little bit out pretty recently at a Death Tones concert but like I don't consider that
Shitting what I don't think it's very shitting myself because I didn't I didn't like full-on shit myself
Oh, dude, I got on YouTube one day and that was the title of your video
I'm pulling up and showing extreme right now the title of that video was insane
Really indicative of the payload like I didn't full-on shit myself. It's just like you gamble on a fart and lose
Look at this
Look at that video, bro
But it's not it wasn't a
Lot of poop or anything it was like it was like it was a polite amount like it was it was proper
Nothing wasn't egregious. Nothing solid
No, no, not well
I mean at one point in time it may have been but all that remained was a stain
Oh my god.
Who's to say?
So there was a stain in the drawers though.
Well, a stain is being generous.
It's not like it's like a forever chemical or anything.
It's just, it was like a tiny amount.
Not a lot.
Okay.
So I would consider that.
Yeah.
You cracked yourself there because if that's enough to leave a stain,
then I would consider that like, yeah, you did it there.
So you're 10 months without doing it.
So we'll consider your 10 months clean off that.
Because if there's some stagnation.
How long have you been sober?
Sober?
I've cut it close.
There was one time, there was this horror game
I was playing on stream and it was at the very end.
It was called, the horror game was called
Night at the Gates of Hell.
Have you ever played that horror game?
Never even heard of that horror. It's actually really good. You should like low-key play that for your game of challenge
Really good. I think you'd like it and at the very end I had a jump scare at the end and I screamed and I saw
Some some some squirt action was there, but there was not a stain
So that well then what do you mean that no so like no Hershey marks or anything like now the cheeks on it
Oh, okay, but you're still counting that as shitting yourself, right?
No, actually, no, I'm not.
Okay, so why?
Because if there's no stain, you can't count it.
That doesn't make any sense.
It just meant that your butt cheeks caught it before your pants did, but you still
should yourself it.
If mine counts as shitting myself, yours should absolutely count too.
I don't know though because because there's no stain actually because there's no evidence of it happening
Yeah, well the evidence is locked in your fucking
Like it's still in your cheeks. It didn't vanish like it's still there
Okay, then I would consider that like the last one but the one before that I had a real bad one
I was at my granny's house. I like full-on like
I started crying when I did it to my granny was outside mowing a yard my stomach was hurt not full on crap in my
Draws, and it was like it was bad. I was starting crying
Yeah, no that'll make any man cry
Yeah, let me invite you to this again loose for sure
I don't have you added on steam
Oh, yeah, yeah, here.
You can, it'll be easier through the game, because mine on Steam is just monster, but
in game I'm marked giraffe 568.
Oh, is that the epic ID?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Marked with a capital M?
Yep, marked capital M, giraffe, capital G, five, six, eight.
How do you spell giraffe? Can you spell that out for me real quick?
G-I-R-A-F-F-E.
Marked giraffe, and then what's the numbers?
Five, six, eight.
So I'm guessing this was a like default name they gave you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, since you won
Chat that's not a dog. That's his epic name man. What's you mean you look like you just gave out a social security
Okay, I invited you
Rocket League was fun the other night, bro. Oh
I loved it. Yeah, it felt good to be back
telling you
Lock in is your team is your team playing in that that one going on right now that that professional one
Yes, sir, we are we're already into the second the second stage of it to we play again tomorrow really
Mmm, dude, I watched your the one that y'all won a couple years ago. Oh, which one was that?
That was the spring major. Yeah, I watched that when he was reacting to it. That was straight up cinema
That's it. Oh it was me. Oh
No, it is do took my booze to hate him. I gotta get to I don't know moist
I see that. Oh, you're already locked in there for like a whole minute. Yeah. Oh lord, that's by me. That's by me
Be clear monkey pretty good now. He's gonna do good for us
good good good good
being him with like a five game win streak last night, good clear
oh yeah
oh yeah good boi
oh that demo
he demoed me though, look at theirs
that was a good look though
I think he's got the right idea
yeah he does
what a suck
that's your moist
What a p- Oh, that was such a good pass from him.
Yeah, it wasn't bad.
I'm not locked in at all.
I'm not locked in at all.
They're not locked in either, though.
Be clear!
I got a trash.
Let's go, Maki!
Oh, my bad.
Oh, my bad.
No, you're good, you're good.
I missed it, boys.
I missed it.
I got to lock in for him.
I got to get one out.
I said it.
No, it's game one.
It's game one.
Yeah, that was a low point.
He could have been.
Monkey was already on when I got on, so he should be warmed up.
That's me, boys.
That's you and that man, I take that.
Sorry, sorry.
No, that's a good cut.
You want to chase the same balls.
Yeah.
Oh yeah I'm back.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Oh yeah I'm back Moise.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah I got that, I got that.
Good try good try.
Monkey's on top of that though!
I'm horrible.
If they would have scored that would have been completely my fault, I would have owned it.
Good touch Moise, I see you flying around like Superman.
Yep, I love it.
Mm-hmm. I'm going to ease. I'm not I'm showing no fear tonight. None
That's why I don't think you boys
No, we're locked in we are most certainly locked in and by we I mean you and monkey oh
What do you meet you're flying around like an angel to I saw good stuff
I was fine, but I wasn't doing much hitting
Good touch I missed it monkeys there though. Oh
My goodness look at him wait. Oh my just does it and he just does it. Oh my goodness look at monkey go
Oh man I
Like I like that. I like what I'm seeing out of this guy. Yeah, he's great
And he's got a job believe it or not
I was playing last night he said, bro, I'm gonna keep playing a little bit.
But I gotta wake up at 8 for work.
I said no way bro, got a job unless he was capped.
That is pretty crazy.
That's a beautiful touch right there, you love to see it.
Oh yeah, you got him flustered.
Monkey with the demo.
Oh, yeah, I'm there.
Oh, my God.
I'd way to break that shit up.
Yes, sir.
Good clear, boys.
Oh, yeah, I should work with it.
I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
Yep, yep, yep, here.
I'm going to center it.
We're good, we're good.
We were getting a little freaky mode on there for a second.
That was looking good.
Oh, yeah, good one.
three with the 20 get the W3 with the 20 get the oh yeah oh that kill him good
shit brother yep you took them way off with that good shot yep had to do that
gole celebration is so clean I know it goes back to it man that's clean
this girl my chat is that he played against his couple hours ago all
stream no you did not why you lying if that just goes in oh my goodness I hit
our side yep yep dude look at that's good though that's good though
oh lord oh lord
I tried oh my goodness way to be there
I'm floundering a little bit
I gotta get warmed up, boys.
I'm sorry, man.
Let's go.
You're good.
We're up 3-0 though.
We can just play safe.
Be clear.
By that, I'm gonna pass it straight to him.
I'm a failure.
I'm sorry, boys.
I gave you permission to beat me up.
No, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, I deserved this worldly on that one.
I shouldn't hit that ball before he got to it.
That's on me.
No, that's a breakdown on my end.
No, that was my fault.
let me accept it no no no no no no no it was me no it was me good good one good one
I am a
way to be there
I gotta lock in dude I'm not hitting what I should be
Oh, yeah, this is free. This is so free. You might get plates. Yo, monkeys and diamond
now oh my goodness bros been grinding yeah they might put you and diamond low
key I don't know if you can place in dime well I don't know maybe you can these
days I'm not sure oh yeah now we was playing two's last time yeah
All right, I'll go up with monkey.
Oh, that's monkey there, but I'll go up.
You get a boost.
You get a boost.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I completely missed it.
Oh, wow.
I was not expecting that to happen.
That's on me.
No, you're good.
All right.
I really thought I was going to get high enough.
I'll just double jump there.
That's on me. That's on me.
I do it all the time. I'm right behind you.
That's moist. Oh yeah, that's on their side.
Oh, that's on their mat!
Monkey!
Oh yeah, keep that pressure on moist.
I'm staying in him. I'm staying in him.
I missed it. He flicked me.
Oh fuck I just ruined that for monkey. Oh boy. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, we saved those.
Yeah, we're good. I did my, I did my anim clearance. Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
We're there.
Good one.
There's you! There's- No!
I could have had that. No, we're good. Oh my goodness, monkey's cooking.
Way to be there.
Oh yeah, keep that pressure on.
Oh yeah, monkey!
Oh no, no, no, no!
I'm gonna get destroyed!
Oh fuck.
We're good monkeys there!
Oh my god, he's my hero.
Yes!
No!
Nice, that's a good touch.
We're good.
Yeah, we're fine, we're fine.
Nice one, you're cooking them.
Oh, I'm out of boost though, so I couldn't get any power.
Dude monkey is cooking.
I got no boost either.
Oh, yeah.
Go in!
Oh, say it, hit that in the middle.
Yep, that's you baby.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
Oh my god!
I'm not doing this!
No!
We're staying here. We're staying here. I'm back moist. I'm back. You're hitting these
nice looking aerials. Yes. That should be in there. Try to try to try to try. Oh Lord,
that might be trouble for us. I'm back. Yes, you are. I accidentally stole your save.
I'm so sorry. Oh, no, you're totally as long as it gets saved. Yeah, true
That's you that's you that's you I missed it
What a disgusting skip skip skip skip
Don't worry though. We got two minutes. We do it. Oh
I can't believe I just missed that back. Oh, you're gonna worry
My god, what's happening? Don't worry. Do not worry. We're gonna be fine
We are gonna be fine
Try and keep it over there
You dig, you dig.
You know what, I'm gonna say it, it's still winnable.
Agreed, winnable, winnable, winnable.
This is horrible, you're horrible.
Oh boy.
We're good, we're good, we win these.
If I wasn't a loser, we would. Am I a loser, Moist?
No. You don't think so?
Far from it. No. Oh, wow.
You know what? I'm going to say it again. It's still winnable.
Winnable. Winnable.
Don't worry, monkey. We good.
We're fine.
Let's get a gold literally within a minute mark and we win these.
That's just the one walking.
My, my, my.
I got a piece of it.
Yes!
Ah, damn it.
We're good.
We're back we win these come on
Let's get three kickoff goals
Hmm
I agree yo boss on or what is that rockin leave it is so intense man
It is if that's the beauty of this game. It just always brings it out of you through. Oh
Yeah, monkey. Go one. Oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah
No good touch
My position is all off this game
game. No, it wasn't a shutout.
It wasn't a shutout. True. Yeah, that was that was actually kind of close. All right,
now I'm warmed up. And I just got a little a little cheeky one right here. My goodness.
just for a little momentum going in the next game.
Yo, that is crazy.
Yeah, that's just beautiful right there.
Pay up these disgusting doubters, I guess.
Oh my goodness.
That'll be the last time they get paid out.
Facts, 100%.
I like that attitude from you.
I mean, I love that attitude right there.
Alright, this next game, we 5-0.
We five oh 100% there ain't no doubt in my mind.
What drops enabled?
Do you have drops enabled?
I guess I do.
You got drops enabled on yours too.
I guess there is.
Oh, you're pretty good for the pro of me.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Yeah, all they are all they are.
I'm in that.
That's you moist.
I got it.
Are you are you doing a a watch party for your team tomorrow moist?
Yes, you're welcome to join if you want. Yeah, that's gonna give me something to watch on my day off, brother. Let me tell you
I'm gonna be seen. Oh day off. Nice. Yeah
It'll be good. It'll be it'll be good. I'm very optimistic for the squad. Our boys are looking very good
Oh, that's a beautiful teamwork voice!
That was actually, that could have been so filthy from us.
Oh my God.
That was actually crazy.
Oh, yeah.
You're there though.
Now you're there.
Now you're there.
Look at monster being, being your back up.
Yep.
Sinnered.
I was, I was there for you though.
Beautiful!
My God!
We're there.
All three of us touching it.
A little, a little something nasty.
Yeah.
We're flowing.
We got something special here moist.
Yeah, I'm right going.
Oh yeah, that's on that side.
Oh, I'm out of booze.
Oh, but I just got that.
Oh my goodness.
Look at him go.
What do you do?
Oh yeah.
Just now.
There are two busy hours.
Oh
They're too busy looking to meet up there. Yeah, they didn't know they didn't know who to look at
I tried to set that up for somebody now you're good
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
You know what?
I gotta get better.
I gotta get better at landing my car after I do an ariola.
Yeah, that's always hard because you need to make sure to get all the wheels down so
you can get your speed back right away.
Yeah, exactly.
There's an arc to it.
Yeah.
If that's a score, that's completely my fault and I oh my goodness monkeys there, though
Yeah, we're fine. We're super fine. I'm just getting beat
Yeah, why don't I look like a system great all I said was area over
Yeah, oh my god this guy's defense nice
We're fine we're super fine
I had so many opportunities. I blew it. I blew it.
No you're good dude, that was close!
Baby bye bye bye!
Good one!
Oh! Nice shot! Oh!
Crossbar!
Uh oh.
That happened, that happened sometimes.
I thought I was doing...
I'm sorry, that's all I can say as I'm...
No, we're good.
No, no, no, no, that's okay.
Bro, I thought I was...
Was that Huggy from Poppy Playtime right there?
It was.
You like poppy pins on?
I don't think you do.
I thought you hated it.
I remember, Brian.
Good touch, monkey. Way to get it back.
I got it.
Oh my goodness, monkey!
That would have been nasty.
I'm there!
Clear, clear, clear.
Oh, that's you, baby. All that. I tried to get it back. I tried to make up for my mistake.
I was there, though, just in case he did hit it.
Oh, that looked good. It looked good. I was slow again. Oh, it's open.
Go boys! Get out of my way to be there!
No, that was all monkey, that was all monkey.
Yeah, you were there though.
I was there, I was bringing up the caboose.
Good stuff monkey.
Oh yeah.
Can't tell if that guy is going for speed flips or just confused.
He's probably going for my fail on him.
Yeah
Oh my goodness by my house boys. I mean come on man. Yeah, that was nice
Lord have mercy he's having a game right now. I swear. Oh
Yeah, it's on their side
Oh, yeah.
Oh, what a demo!
That demo is so big.
I'm learning.
That wasn't me there.
Yo, good times.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Monkey.
Monkey.
Moisture there.
Thank you.
I'm getting beat moist. No, it's fine. It's fine because now we got him on the back foot.
Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. I'm not there. No, you're fine. Monkey's there. I tried to
save that was a beautiful save oh yeah oh excuse me yes it is
pay up the believers oh it's a beautiful day to be a believer and a bad day to be
a matter pay him all that feels good that feels good okay let me tell you
moist we are cooking yep two in one two in one absolutely the loss was a fluke
too so I got these a restroom what are you odds I queue up and immediately run
yeah go go for it I'm going that place flat one
I gotta get better at my areas and get him off.
I'm off.
I gotta lock the fuck in.
Wake the fuck up Samurai.
Okay.
Alright, you want me monkey?
Oh no!
I'm back and I washed my hands on everything I love I did.
hands on everything I love I did. Don't even say nothing, Chad. I promise you I did.
You didn't miss a thing either.
Way to hold it down for me.
I'm awful.
Oh, on everything I love I watch my hands, Chad. Don't play with me.
Don't know I'm...
Oh yeah.
Oh, if he wouldn't have hit that, man, I wish I wasn't garbage.
What have we here?
Oh, we take those.
Beautiful!
What happened?
He went to pop it to the side, but then hit it straight in.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Literally not even playing in no change to the game
We take the we do reading
Oh, yeah, see you find them
Yeah, I'm trying I'm trying to find it again need to because I ain't there right now
Oh, yeah, oh
My god monkey way to be there. Oh my goodness, dude
Yo, yo boys, this new might need to be like a second string on Shopify rebellion right now
Yeah, it could be a sub right there. That's looking real strong. I'm telling you
I
Way to be there
Yes, sir boys good touch
Well, there ain't no way you stand here just trying to intentionally get in a room long with me get out of here goober
You know what, take the rule one, don't count!
Oh, do it to him, do it to him!
Yep!
Yep!
Good stuff, y'all, let's go!
Yo, boys, we're actually like, we might go straight to Diamond here before we lose.
Like, no, y'all, this is insane.
I think so too.
This feels like a pretty free ride to Diamond here.
Let's trash my gun.
I'm telling you.
Oh, that went straight over my head.
Oh my goodness monkey, what's he doing to him?
Way to be there.
Oh no, I didn't get high enough.
No, you're good, you're trying to, I see my vision.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Nothing to use.
Oh, yeah!
Whoo!
That feels good.
That was great.
That was a great, great pass. Way to be in there.
Look at that.
Just bodied him.
Huge!
Low key, so you're going right there.
Not bad. I was just trying to make sure I was there.
No! No, no, no, no, no.
I don't think I scored that without you there.
I'm there
Yeah, these guys are actual dog shit
That's the first time I've ever seen a mess
I can't keep I can't keep missing these ones that I'm missing man I can't it just it it's
alright look at the position we're in here that's true okay that was a good touch nice
clear monkey oh yeah oh yeah monkey oh yeah it just doesn't stop it just doesn't
stop it doesn't it just a constant onslaught of just just goals
oh yeah we got five on the moist half I know this is just sad I don't know why
they haven't surrendered. They have to be in here.
I got a hit though.
Okay, you know what? Let me lock you. You'll be locking him once because I will. I'm gonna lock you right now.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna do it right now.
Oh, yeah. Good clear. Good clear.
Oh, I thought you were gonna hit it.
I
Do dude, dude, dude, are you walking in right now? I was trying to put a stupid demoed me because he can't do nothing else
Hey
I'm back boys
Baby, you do it. Yep. That's all you needed right there. That's all you needed the training weeks to come on
Yeah, and there's the surrender
Yeah, I don't know we probably just slapped them too hard
There's nothing like
Maybe it's because I don't have like a song equipped or something. I don't know
Yeah
We are cooking man. I mean oh my goodness
Hey, you bet the truth. I mean oh my goodness. Oh, we got like a little team here
That's nothing. Oh, yeah good touch. Oh, it's raining on this field
I knew he was gonna be there
Yep
See that's trusting your teammate. Yeah, I trusted you there too because I knew I was gonna miss
I missed on purpose so I thought he was gonna be there.
I got demoed.
Oh, wow.
Damn it, man, some of the muster.
Oh, what a touch, man!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah, get it offline though.
We good.
Nice.
Oh my goodness, yes.
Oh, I'd have been there. I'd have been there.
What could you imagine?
Way to be there, dude.
No, I was scaring him.
Oh, you got that. You got that.
Yeah, I met him in there. I met him in there.
Yep. Clean.
I boomed one out the way.
Oh!
To clear.
Oh.
Oh boost boost you're good. Whoo. Yep, I got it
This is all just gonna be a close game
I'm back. Oh, I'm back. I got I got I got a feeling about the hitter over here. I'll sit here. Oh
My goodness monkeys got that all day
No
Oh, follow that. Follow that.
Brother, that could have been one of the finest moments in Rocket League history. That was
so close.
It could have been.
Way to beat him to it, boys. Oh my goodness. We're not there though. We failed you.
It's alright. It's alright.
We're there though. We're there though.
Oh lord, oh lord, oh, oh.
Nice monkey.
Oh my goodness, this game is crazy.
Yeah, this is a high level game.
Shrew.
I will not have one at the right angle, so I keep it over there.
Yeah, no, that's good, that's good.
I got it, I got it.
Oh, man, I should have missed it, I should have missed it.
No, you're fine, you're fine.
Oh!
You're fine.
That's me, that's me.
Beautiful, oh man none of our none of our
Oh shit, you're good. I missed
We're fine, we're fine. Yes, we are
That's on me. Oh my god
That's fine. We're good. Don't worry.
How did I fell apart at the end of that possession?
Holy moly. I should have...
Oh!
That shouldn't have stopped. That was silly.
This is intense. More than half mercy.
You're good. You're good.
Oh! Good win.
Monkey's there. Monkey missed.
I'm there.
I'm awful! I just messed you up. I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no. I just really destroyed that wall. I thought it was going to go lower.
Oh, that's me though. That's me.
You beautiful man! No!
Ahhhhh! Ah!
We're super fine. We're super fine. We're super fine.
Oh
It's off
I've had so many shots on goal. I just can't put it in
We're good!
Good touch!
Oh no, monkey's room 1 moist!
No!
He's room 1 this minute! He demoed monkey!
No way!
Yo, there ain't no way he demoed monkey in room 1!
Are y'all for real?
Get him reported!
No way!
Nice.
We still got time!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
At least it!
Ah!
No, not a boost!
Not a boost!
I just have nothing good in life
for how bad I played this game!
It's actually unbelievable!
It's okay. It's okay. I
can't believe they locked down on defense so hard. No, it is legitimately completely
my fault that we just lost that game like I'm dead serious. It is I'm
No, I don't believe that if I had just played smarter defense, they wouldn't have had that goal.
No, dude, it's completely my fault. I'm telling you right now. You can go back. Fuck, the body was bad. It was just a bunch of slop.
Oh, Lord, man, that was bad.
It's time to serve up the quality cuisine here. We're gonna go crazy.
We got it
There it is I'm already back nice nice. Oh, yeah
Oh, I'm so sorry if I wouldn't hit you there you
You want that for boost
We're good
We're fine. We're fine. Yo, Mr. Krusty stop running into me man
We're good. Oh, yeah good touch
No, what am I doing? Oh
Oh! Good one!
There we go. Oh, if I just had a little more power.
Yo, Mr. Krusty's ASK!
Oh, this is intense.
Okay, alright, here we go.
Can I pinch it?
Yep.
Oh, I missed it.
You're good.
Why to stay on it? Oh
Yeah, oh that's beautiful
We're still there though, we're still there. I got no booty totally with
The touch we're good. Let's just stay in there. Let's stay in there half and we're fine. Yes, sir ski
Good clear that might be trouble
That's monkey
I'm had booze in like two hours, and that's what it feels like anyway. I'm awful. What have I done?
What a touch
Yes
What a touch for monkey.
I might just go in.
Oh my goodness, what a shot for monkey.
That was like across the stadium.
Oh my goodness.
That was a really, that was great placement.
He had good power on it, we got 90 on it.
That's good.
That's actually wild, wow.
That was tough.
Oh, oh lord.
Way to be there moist
Oh, yeah, I could have had a good clue here. Oh
I'm about to get naked boys. I'm telling you right now like it's not to happen. I'm about to get naked and get banned from that would
That would be an incredible switch up here on the feng shui. Yeah, because dude, I'm just missing. I'm just missing
That's you. Oh nice monkey
Oh, yeah, they're in samples right now. They're falling apart
Oh my lord that was perfect though.
Wow monkey reads the ball nicely that guy sees the future
I'm telling you monkey ain't no joke
Yeah, that's guys the truth. Oh, yeah
Oh my goodness. I am so sorry. We're good. Monkey's still there. Yeah. Absolutely always.
good one boys yep they fell apart they fell apart they absolutely did it's crazy
We're winning we're winning bad. Yeah
Like winning bad, yeah, we're kind of slaughtering them when we get ahead
That's good
I'm coming in with the musty
Yeah, me too. I don't think I've ever scored a goal off one of those.
Beautiful! The win streak continues. Pay up them believers.
At this point, stop flying. Hey, bud.
Damn that guy. Get him out of here. I don't even have anything to say. Just get him out.
Oh, yeah, you're glad to already rusty. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot how fun Rocket League was.
I quit playing it for so long. Yeah, it's one of those games where it's always fun.
Like it never really changes. It's just always fun. Yes, one of those games that
You really can't mess up the gameplay of it like patches and stuff like once it said it's just perfect for life. Yeah
What's your favorite esport
It's so hard to say it like rocket league would be in the top three
I just don't know where in the top bridge
What would be your definite number one esport probably
like insert in terms of like a history or like our position in league not just
like your favorite to like watch it then probably because I've watched it for
so long cinema too though when it's good it is so good oh bro apex I love apex
What do you think the hardest, uh, my game, what do you think the hardest mechanically
these four is?
Pure mechanically.
Rocket League would be up there.
It really would be.
Rocket League would be up there.
You know who I would like pair it with?
Okay.
I would say Rocket League might be the hardest mechanically, but like fighting games.
Oh god, yeah, the FGC.
Yeah, I feel like fighting games might be like way up there.
What is SC2?
What is that?
Starcraft 2.
Starcraft 2 is up there.
They'd be very high up there, actually.
I don't think we've ever seen that.
You never watch Starcraft?
No.
Oh, wow.
yeah Starcraft is a classic esport yeah I've heard of it like it was one like
the OG but I've never like watched it
I did check
my bad monkey I stole that way to beat it up boys
Oh my goodness. Oh, I just stole that coming out of it, I got it. Oh, fuck. You're good.
Oh, man. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to get clean with it. CSGO is hard.
Yes, CSGO is hard too.
Yeah.
I have always been just awful at CSGO. I can't get the light aiming now.
I tried to be careful.
It's something that you really have to grow upwards.
Yeah.
Nice. Monkey.
What am I doing, moist?
He missed.
Oh my goodness.
No, your idea was great though.
Oh yeah, back on that side.
Oh yeah, we're good here.
I tried to meet him in my mess!
What am I, what is happening?
Yeah, you're on this too.
You're good.
Beautiful monkey!
he's just one beat three that's actually what did he do
they just righted between them or they even had a chance I mean they have
plenty of chances yeah that's just the beauty
trying to get a little wacky with it he about to do something crazy on him he's
in a perfect position yeah I feel it oh lord oh lord if that would have went
in. If I would have hit that, good clear, moist.
Oh. Yeah, I don't know about that. I appreciate the sentiment.
You're good. I cursed you saying it before it happened.
So. Oh, yeah.
Change your game.
Oh, my lord, these guys are falling apart.
How'd I get beat to every ball, Moise? How?
I don't know. I'm having a bad game, you know what I'm saying?
I need to get back in close-aid. I need to play like I play when nobody's looking, which is professional.
Yeah. Oh, no, for sure. I've heard the tales.
Yeah, I think it's insane what I'll be doing when nobody's looking.
I just be hitting flip resets quadruple 360 oh yeah oh yeah I'm back and once I'm back look
at you go I'm so you're walking down the midfield right now by yourself by yourself
We're still up one, we're good.
Way to be there.
Oh my goodness.
Everybody missed.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I got it. Oh my god.
Oh my god. It's still going. It's still going.
Oh thank god monkey was there. I didn't have the boost for that.
We're out. We're out. We're out.
Yo! Dude, in pro games, those can last like three minutes, dude.
Oh, I know. I know.
While Monkey carried us hard in that one.
But yeah, in pro games, those are much better for a B-looking lord.
I still can explain till we lose.
It's a no match of you now.
Yeah, I'm down.
Golly.
He had a great game right there.
Nice.
What a save.
We're getting bumped by these bad boys here.
nice. What do you say?
I'm getting bumped by these these
bad boys here. Oh Stuart. Yeah.
Oh Stuart might be kind of nasty.
What was that? Look at his
gubernain Stuart. What is this?
Yeah, he actually has good air
control. Yeah. Oh man. That's
that's probably not a flat two
player. Yeah, right now.
Oh my goodness.
That might be in there.
Oh lord.
Sliced smurfing steward.
I got demoed.
I
Means they're afraid of you
Well my mom don't take me just now says like your reaction time's always two seconds off. What's your mean mom?
She's helping you coach it
That is what it feels like I'm used to but the thing is my excuse is
I'm used to people missing the aerial so I'm just flying at them
like I'm used to people miss them and now at this rank there's like more people
are hitting them like that right there there's no excuse for that it's awful
oh yeah
Oh, I should have went for that.
I was trying to get a boost.
I should have touched that.
Oh, no.
Oh, I just went right by me.
What have I done?
No!
Oh, my God, what have I done?
What have I done?
No, you're good.
What have I done that went right by me?
You're good.
I missed it too, but I thought there was nowhere I could have been there.
All right, we're going to make stewards get reported.
Yeah, you're getting reported, Stu.
Oh, you're good.
That's my absolute mile.
Nice, get to the net, huh, be there boys!
You try, you try, you try, you try, I will look in my chair, I look in my chair, I look
No, this one is a little...
I'm out of boost, I can't go after that.
I CAN'T!
But you can!
NO!
Ah, damn it, I've been boost starved for so long.
Yes, do it, you're getting reported by them.
And that wasn't even Stuart, I'm still reporting them.
Holy shit nice clear
Oh
That's enough, that's too high
Still a chance still a chance
Shot it right at him I got lucky
This dude said I love you case on the chat if you really love me go ahead. Let us get this done
Moist
I tried I tried
Good one, monkey.
Oh my goodness!
I tried to get it off the top.
Oh!
No!
We got 30 seconds.
We can do this.
Yep.
Start right there.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
It's startin' here!
It's startin' here!
No, wait, fuck, I got the wrong side of my car.
I'm there! Let's go!
The back of my knees are sweatin' moist.
I believe it. I don't do it to you right there.
YAH, LEAVE!
Get that thing falling, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, Lord. You followin' him?
Yeah, followin' him. I'll follow him.
Oh, if I was a little more on target, that would've been the nastiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
That's you baby. That's you baby. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh, yes.
Oh, I thought I could beat it to it. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh my goodness!
We survived!
The win streak survived, dude!
It's alive.
It's alive!
Oh my goodness, man.
You have to believe this.
Oh my goodness, dude.
We were flatlining there for a second.
Bro!
Ha!
Woo!
Woo!
That was actually insane.
actually I'm saying yes to it was a diamond diamond yeah no I get that guy
actually knew how to play
oh my goodness well
all right yep keep it going we stay going yes we do
Oh monkey just straight up beat him. Oh monkey. Oh
Yeah, that could be a good fast break. Oh my goodness. I might just be in it is it's just in it's just in that's free
Perfect placement, I think he was going for the bump too, this guy knows both, this guy
knows both.
Monkey is his own one, I mean lord, have mercy, I'm there baby, I'm close, I had boost I
had that. I tried. I tried.
Oh my goodness. Y'all are so
locked. I could say the same.
He's help. Yep. He blew it. He blew it.
I ran out of boost though. So it's
terrible, terrible play for me.
I'm out of boost. Oh, if I had more.
Yeah, the idea?
It's there.
Masterpiece.
It all starts with an idea.
Oh, I'm going to lost control of this shit.
Good touch, Moise.
Oh my goodness.
Oh Moise, you're so, oh man.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I've recalibrated it.
I'm fucking feeling it now.
Oh my goodness almost messes up so bad.
I didn't mess up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm okay.
No, are you?
Was that the Michelin Man?
Oh, I didn't look at it.
It might have been.
Let's see.
Yep.
They got everything in this game.
It was at the Pillsbury Delboy.
I don't know which one it was.
I think that's Stay Fucked Marshmallow Man.
Oh, okay.
Bro knows him by his government name, Bro said, stay pussed.
You're gonna put some respect on that shit, you know.
Monkey just, that dude just made the nastiest play I've ever seen and I was too busy laughing
to capitalize on it.
I'm so sorry.
No, you're doing good.
If I had boost, I could have done it.
We're good.
good if I had boost I could have done it we're good oh man
oh my god we all missed
oh shit that's on me you're good you're good you're good you're good
I'm playing like some slob right now moist I'm not gonna lie yeah I'm a little off right
now too.
I'm way off.
Oh, we was looking at the same. I swear. I swear to you.
Double commits good. Usually you won't want to be doing that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Go monkey.
Oh, oh, that's trouble. Good way to stop it. No, it's fine. We were fine. We're fine.
Oh boy. Oh, monkey's got that.
Me some boost. I got a boost. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, monkey.
I'm so sorry.
Until you and I are like mind melded. I swear, dude.
Oh yeah, that's you, baby. And that's your sin.
Where'd it be there though, where'd it be there though?
Yes, Sarski.
Yes, Sarski.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's.
Oh, my goodness, good try.
I'll keep finishing it.
Yeah.
go go go bumping here we're staying we're staying we're staying
what a shot that was a really good look that that's trouble that's trouble
actually oh I missed it I missed it I can't believe what I've just seen
I can't oh my god, I can't believe I can't believe that wasn't a goal here that you that you might be
We can we can score we can score
It's OT baby, it's OT lock it down
Where boys become men. The crucible.
It's a good one! It's case of time! It's case of time!
It's just case of time!
How? How?
I know I'm still thinking about it. I'm still thinking about it. I'm trying to forget.
What?
Pretty thin!
No!
My key!
AHHHHH!
Oh my god, nice.
Good clear.
Let's get it!
Oh my god!
Oh my goodness, I'm about to pass out!
Holy shit!
Oh my goodness dude, oh my goodness. That was a fucking game. Dude, what was that bro?
Oh my goodness dude. Yeah, dude, almost started like, oh man, almost started going into convulsions.
Yeah, that was a brute, that was an ass greaser, that was brutal. I can't believe your goal didn't go in.
I know it was like in there for like five straight seconds, dude
Lord have mercy
Oh man
Okay, my heart beating it's beating oh
Yeah, I was a little nasty kickoff here. You're ready for this little rough steep. Yeah, I'm ready for it
There's a Charles classic. Oh that was beautiful
I should have been there. Oh yeah. They ain't gonna do that. They ain't gonna do that. They
did something. Oh yeah. He isn't how to. He can't get a double touch on it. No way.
Oh, monkey. I just missed that. Oh my god. I'm. I'm. Is that a. Nice. You're good.
You're good, don't worry. I didn't even see that.
Oh, yeah, oh that's big.
Oh wow.
Oh, oh wow.
Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it. That guy's going pretty fast.
Oof, oof.
Wow.
What a fucking save.
What is happening?
oh my god and the bump okay I should have fallen I should have fallen
you can go for the safe hole my man
you're good you're good that improves its power
true
uh oh
we're fine
uh oh good demo good demo
we're super fine we're super fine
I'm nowhere near in the same universe as y'all
I slapped it I slapped it down
I slapped you by accident I'm so sorry
oh oh wait no that's good we're good
I'm a pathetic loser I deserve to be humiliated in public on a dog leash
wait we're fine though we're fine
oh it went right over my head
I feel like I'm just watching everybody play.
Listen!
Oh!
Oh, yeah, pick that!
Oh, and just totally fucking miss!
Why?
No!
Damn!
No!
I got the good save!
Oh my god, this king is crazy.
I think he's crazy.
Oh, Mike, why are all our games like this?
Yeah, we're getting up there in Hilo,
so now they're getting a little more competent.
Yeah.
Nice.
We take those.
Big touch monkey!
Oh, he got that double hole lead.
That's you, baby.
Yes, Sarski!
Yes.
Get into that.
Sit in that.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, we think so.
We're good.
We're good.
what am I doing? Big touch. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Lord. Lord. Oh they all missed. Yes sir.
some for their sayings
not too much momentum
nice nice touch
what is it
good touch
do it to him
I didn't do it
I didn't do it
oh my god
oh I would have had it if he wouldn't have touched it again
We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Yes, we are. We got plenty of time. Yep. We got
plenty of time. Oh, plenty of time. Plenty of time. Plenty of time. That's you, baby.
Oh, yeah, I know you want that
I'm playing scared. I'm playing scared. I gotta stop. Yeah, I got that
Oh my god
Oh no
I started turning around
I'm having a bad game.
I'm having a bad night.
Oh, well, this game, I'm not, well, I'm not playing good at all.
Winnable.
Winnable.
Winnable.
Oh, my God.
I did it too.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
They're just hitting everything, boys.
Stop.
Jeepers.
We're fine
But
Well sorry
No, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry it played I played bad this game was on me
wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute actually
oh i can't i fell apart so i never was there to fall apart that was just bad all around for me
oh my goodness well can't end on the loss right back yeah yeah
Are you going to run another one?
Yeah, we're going to run it back.
Yeah, we're going to run it back. Why not?
Yeah, we got to run it back.
Yeah, we're still going to play the known game anyway. Why not? Just run it back.
Yeah, can't end on a loss.
Can't end on a win streak, can't end on a loss.
True.
So when can you end? That's the question.
You never end. You just keep going.
You can't be planned.
We'll get that right back here.
Yep.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Oh lord.
Oh yeah, we'll win this all day.
I can already tell the competition's not near as high here.
Yeah, no, these guys aren't nearly as good outside of Booster.
Yeah, team name.
Yeah, I don't know what's up with the team name, but.
Nice.
Nice, boys.
There you guys are trash.
We're so bad.
We needed that Alphys to have us back to reality. We was winning too much.
I agree. I agree.
Oh, yeah.
It wasn't realistic to win everything.
True.
Get clear.
I mean, how do they even get that nice? I mean, how do they even get that name approved?
You see their team name
Not on their cars is didn't like this
I wasn't paying any attention.
I'm not paying attention.
I just told you to look at the name.
No, it's on me.
That's on me.
I still...
No.
Is it a guy in third time?
Oh yeah.
We can have something special here.
Never mind.
I'm a pathetic loser.
Always have been.
There's a term at what I just, there's a term at the right.
There's a term at five minutes.
Oh, that's, we gotta get in there.
I think we should.
Oh man, I don't know.
I agree.
But will we have to concede this?
No, no, we'll close it out instantly.
The fourth bit.
If we do, we'll win the tournament.
Oh, I completely agree.
Who's going to stop us?
Oh my god, that demo just really, that was sad.
That was awesome. I'm going to
play 10 times better. I'm going to play 10 times better in a tournament. Yeah. Yeah.
That's how it always goes.
How do they communicate with monkeys?
He's in the stream.
And I also have-
Only amateurs rely on me.
Yeah.
I'm there though.
What am I doing?
You're playing a great game of Rocket League.
Oh that's a beauty!
Oh my god.
Oh boy, I didn't think he was going to get a piece of that.
Wait for some boost action.
We're good. We're good. I'm playing super, super back.
We're fine.
We're fine.
Let's not score for a minute thirty five and we don't let them score.
We've got plenty of time.
We can just keep it right here.
For a minute.
Nice!
Oh, what a save voice. I'm there too.
No boost. They're saying we gotta leave for it.
I'm also out of boost.
Yeah. Alright, we can leave. Yeah. Yeah, let's forfeit. Yeah. And let's go. You just
get it. Yeah. Yeah. How do I eat her? It's not
I got no clue. I'm not the hurry to do it. Yeah. Refund that. Refund that. Yeah.
Refund that. I did not mean it play again. Please.
Please, please, how do I get us in there?
Joinable Rocket League team name?
Confirm anything quick.
I really, really, we're in, oh my goodness, we're in.
Nice.
Oh my goodness, dude.
I just put a random name in because I didn't have time to select anything.
We're in that thing, though.
We're winning this, dude.
Yep.
Yep
I just had to type in a bunch of just random stuff
Go they won't remember this
Okay, all control
Wait should I open this for $4,000?
What the fuck I mean Rocket League points
what is it? It's like a challenger cup something. I'm doing it. Okay.
Okay
What do you think we're winning this oh, I know we're winning this
We're gonna beat us nobody
I'm going to play quadruply better in a tournament here.
Oh, I know.
That's when you really level up.
I've seen it in the last one when we almost won with Jinxie.
Yeah, we got, we was last round right there.
I'm going to keep it honest with y'all chat I'm going to keep it an absolute stat with
y'all.
I am playing like absolute garbage tonight.
I am playing so bad.
Like, so bad, it's not even funny.
How bad I'm playing tonight.
Ben, everybody that just said we know, by the way,
get him out of here.
I wasn't asking for a grievance chat.
I was just saying.
I was not asking for a grievance there.
All right 30 seconds. I'm feeling pretty good in the free play right now. Love to hear it
Love to hear it. Yep, I think I actually think this should be pretty easy for us
Yeah, I think so too, yeah
Oh, yeah, I'm so
Let's go. We win these.
Dow at 50k.
This is already, this is already in the books.
I wish I knew what that meant.
Yeah, it's, I don't, I wouldn't even worry about it to be honest with you.
Oh yeah, we got it. Come on. Let's get it.
at that because it was like a last second thing. Yeah, that's good. Dude, what is up with their cars?
These guys might be pretty good. I'm not gonna lie to you. What are those buddies?
How do you even get that car? What is that? I wouldn't think you heard on it. Did you ever
see that movie? What was that movie where that thing that looked like that came alive?
Oh
My goodness dude, I remember watching her be when I was a kid dude Herbie was so I knew you
No, cuz you're a big movie guy. What's your favorite movie of all time? Yeah
the mummy
The mummy was that in Frasier's the mummy
Wait, is that what's all the sit like the early CGI in it?
Yeah, yeah, dude that movie is so good. Oh my goodness
What's your top three? Hi.
The mummy returns and I have to think about number three.
Do you like the Sandlot?
Yes, I love Sandlot.
I'm not a big movie guy but there's one movie that I watched a couple years ago.
Have you ever seen a movie Calibur?
I've never even heard of it.
Dude, you should watch Calibur if you ever got the free time to do it.
time to do a caliber. It's so good. It's actually so good.
What's it about? I've never heard of it.
It's about like two guys that go on a vacation and like, I
can't really say too much about swallowing it, but some bad
stuff happens.
Okay, well, it sounds cool. Is it an action movie or comedy?
What is it?
It's more like a story. What do you call like a stressful movie
that builds up through the whole thing like slow burn or
something like that?
I guess I could probably be like a drama, I would say.
Yeah, it is so good though. You'd actually like it.
I'll definitely check it out.
Yeah, for real there. It's all caliber.
I don't know if it's with a K or with a C, but it is so good.
Lock in.
I'm right behind you.
No more grusties.
Oh yeah, Mucky's already locked in too.
That's a good start. That's a great start.
I am so sorry I just stole that from you, man.
You're fine. You're fine.
No, you're fine.
I'm playing bad, I'm playing bad.
I'm playing romantically bad.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
I saw it, I saw it.
That was glorious.
Nice!
Oh lord, me and monkey are hitting each other.
Monkey!
Yes!
Go run into the end of it!
Follow up.
good pass boys good pass thank you thank you yeah yeah yeah yeah yes yes yeah
so what that was oh we're good we're good we're good do not worry
lord have mercy on me good touch
Oh yeah!
Yep.
I'm not there, but I'm there!
Oh, he just set me up!
Oh!
We're good, do not fret, we're good!
Yep.
We're totally fine.
And by we're good, I mean y'all are good,
cause I am playing like this my first day on the game.
LOOK AT MY GAME!
Becunched.
Oh, noice, oh noice!
Oh!
Okay, so that was beautiful.
Way to be there for a while.
Beautiful!
Oh my goodness way to be there for me man. Beautiful dude.
Shad I told y'all I was bad. Oh that's looking great. Yes. We're clicking already.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Straight up dead ball.
I can't believe I just did that to myself you're good I got that was embarrassing oh yeah we're
there all day good challenge good challenge oh I tried to side flip in the goal but monkey
Oh what a touch moist. Yep, Sidor. Yep. Yep. Oh my goodness monkey. Oh my goodness
monkey. Oh that's you baby. I wish it was.
I'm stressed.
I'm stressed.
Oh, sorry, lucky.
We're good.
No, don't be.
Look at that.
That's a broken.
I gotta get boost at the worst time.
Could you imagine if we won this?
Could you imagine?
Oh, I can imagine.
It's happening.
It is.
You best start believing in dubs.
You're right.
You know what?
I'm believing right now.
Mm-hmm.
Chad, if we win this tournament, there's no way.
I'm not going to win this tournament.
That's you. You touch. I was at a boost. I was at a boost. I'm a simpleton. Oh, I
just got a boost. Oh, I'm a simpleton. But, but, but wait. Oh, that's you. Yeah.
Yep, that's you.
Thank you. Oh yeah, what if you didn't walk in?
I got hit midair
Oh
No, I'm sorry.
Nice.
We're still fine.
We're still super fine.
Oh my goodness, Monkeys cooking them and I'm not there for them.
That's you moist.
Yep, I'm mixing his shit up right now.
No, you hadn't cooked. You hadn't meat cooked.
Oh fuck that was such a good oh I was such a good cross it just wasn't ready you're good. You're not at that was close
We're all here. Yep, that's you
We're good
We're so good
That's right we never will oh man
I'm like on the verge of crapping myself this entire stream like my chat thinks I'm joking
I'm like on the verge of it.
They don't understand how hard it can be sometimes competing at this level.
Because the thing is last night I had back to back.
Have you ever had the pink bag bulldog noodles that the carbonara ones?
I have not of this spicy. Yeah, so you probably wouldn't like them. Nope, I'd hate them.
Um, I ate back to back bags of those last night and they're like 500 calories a piece,
so I had like 1000 cal. Oh my goodness! This is just embarrassing. Yeah, this is bad for
a medicine to forfeit at this point. I mean more than half mercy. Yeah, this is pretty tragic.
tragic it hurts to look at I mean Lord what's wrong with you nothing's wrong
with me they're good
that was my best touch the night and came in it didn't matter they all matter
We have not even let up a goal in this to know they were not
gonna go all the way to the finals and not am right yeah oh that's beautiful
right there and then look at that oh yeah look at that oh yeah
I'm telling you, Moist, we're going to.
Yeah, we're destined for the big leagues.
Destined.
Destined.
Chat, do you believe.
It looks like we're playing as you frat leaders on the next one. What do we know about that team? Can we scout them?
Yeah, we need to get some scouts in there.
I'm not seeing a whole lot of anything, actually.
Is this a goal tournament?
I don't know.
Is this a goal tournament chat?
What is this?
I don't even look.
Frame mob.
What does that mean?
You know what that means?
frame month
on some of my chat is like frame month like multiple people did
yeah it's a it's a poker term
oh is it really?
you like poker? what's your favorite kind of poker?
oh texas hold them all day
oh man I love texas hold them we need to play one day oh my goodness I love texas hold them dude
It's so fun. Yeah. Fun fact. We should do the fun fact in Red Dead Redemption one online leaderboards
I was top 30 in the world at Texas hold them.
I see that you're flabbergasted. Yes, see your flabbergasted Red Dead Redemption one.
I you know because you could you could play free roam in Red Dead Redemption one like GTA online
but this was way back in the day. Yeah. And I played. Yeah, I played it. I was top 30 in the
world. No joke.
Brother, you should have, you should have went to the World Series of Hooker or something.
I should have. I mean, you need to go one day.
Hey, hey, wait a minute. I'd be up for it. Yeah, well, you gotta drive though. You know me,
you ain't getting on the where plane. That's so, it makes me so happy every time I'm reminded
that you don't fly. Yeah. It's so nice. So, someone with some sense. Literally,
like why would you want to get on, get on that where if it crashes, you're guaranteed
to die, there's no way.
Exactly, that's what I'm talking about.
My whole argument is like, oh yeah, you're more likely to die in a car crash.
But at the end of the day, you can get into a car crash and survive them.
You're not surviving a plane crash, dude.
Like you're dead.
Them tanks, you see them plane hit the ground before them tanks go into a ball of fire.
They're right.
No way.
We got this.
Nope, I completely agree.
Good touch, boys.
Oh, yep, good follow.
Oh, yeah
Monkey's already up in there. I am a fucking thing. That's the case. Oh finish. Oh good try
Yeah, it was close it was close
Nice yep, oh my goodness
No, I shouldn't have gone up for that. I don't know why I thought I'd have this fucking speed
What a shot
Let's go right back there we go. Thank you monkey. I gain beautiful shot beautiful pass
Yeah
Yeah
Monkey beat him bad
What's you yep, and then it's me
Not seen the vision. Oh
We're still in there. Oh
Yeah
I didn't even I didn't even see him gonna work there it's just
in he had the most beautiful wall touch oh my good yes that's beautiful
Oh, that's a placement.
Placement.
Absolutely.
Just out of reach.
Yeah.
Nice, much more.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's monkey.
Nice.
Oh, target.
Right back on him.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
We got it though.
Alright.
Dude.
Oh man.
That was so close.
Oh that would have been tough.
Goal's a goal though, that's all that matters.
Mm-hmm, a stove is a stove.
Oh.
Damn, what a fucking kickoff. Oh, I have no boost. I had boost.
Oh my goodness, what a touch.
Oh, you and I both go up more? It's good though, it's good.
Uh oh, that's trouble.
No.
No, no, I missed.
Wow, that's a crazy second touch there.
These two.
Oh yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh fuck.
We're good.
Yep.
I'm on that clear.
Oh.
Oops.
You're good.
Oh, Lord.
You're good.
We're fine?
Clean.
Yep.
Yep.
Excellent defense.
Beautiful.
It's a bow.
Yes.
Dude, dude.
We're actually going to win this.
I feel it.
Yeah.
I think we're actually going to win it, too.
That was crazy.
We're going to win it.
We're going to win it.
Yeah, I think we're actually gonna live through those crazy things.
Monkey got four goals on him.
We're all right.
I don't know.
Oh my goodness.
There's me one.
No, there's one for you.
I wish.
Yeah, they ain't there.
I'm there.
They didn't give me no save.
I was trying to farm a save right there not a lot I didn't get to it.
That was a good idea though.
Had the stats.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Good touch of moist.
I'm with you.
That's you.
There you go.
That is beautiful.
There you go.
Oh yeah dude, we have a chance to actually win a tournament bro.
Oh man.
Oh they go.
Oh the poor fit.
They go and go to the restroom.
I'm going to get the water right back.
Yep, yep, yep.
Can we continue first?
What an easy tournament.
We are cooking, bro.
All right, already in the corner finals.
Already in the corner finals.
It's a plat tourney good very good makes you feel even better than
Yeah welcome back. All these things are some nerds. Yeah actual dweebs.
They think the fans went on a fly. You can play at that game bud.
Oh look oh my god you just fucking frame mugged him so hard. Good shit.
That's on that side.
internet oh my goodness oh my goodness yeah I read that from a mile away
I wouldn't even look oh my goodness you did it
oh yeah I did it too I just I read that I felt it
you did read that I'm just locked in man oh yeah you are look at that too
oh man another one oh wait a minute we actually have a chance to win a tournament oh my goodness
Yes, I slotted a little stinker in there.
They didn't like that one too much.
Oh, oh, sorry.
Oh my goodness.
Good fucking save, monkey.
Oh my goodness.
Monkey's there.
Yeah.
Oh, you're there.
Yep.
Yeah. Yeah. You're there. Yep.
I'm there!
Try it.
Oh, I had a better angle and some more power.
That was another goal. Yeah, we're good.
Little hat trick.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
I break it up.
Oh, yeah. Keep it on the side.
Oh my goodness. No, he just barely got a piece of it.
Yup!
Beautiful.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
We all right, we all right, we all right.
I shouldn't have committed to that.
You're good, you're good.
Oh that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, don't worry.
Yeah, that's alright, that's alright. We're good.
We're good, we're good.
That's a beautiful touch.
Yeah, nice. That was a 3v1 that you just stopped right there.
Yes sir! Get in there! Ah!
Oh my god, yes.
Oh yeah.
Oh they sold it! Oh they sold it!
He actually got that double punch.
Yeah that's wild.
These guys are genuinely kind of good.
Yeah.
not better than us though nope scoreboard yeah oh yeah to be one nice oh my
Oh my goodness moist come on man.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Hey y'all say it goby you monkey like I didn't set him up for that.
Get me some pop.
Let's go.
Me.
Oh!
Monkey's back.
Yep.
You're back.
Oh no, backflip.
We're back.
That's just you it's it's only it's always been you
Right so you fake the fuck out of me was trying to read like the top after some shit
Oh, you had no idea exactly all according to plan
Oh, yeah, good touch.
Oh my goodness, just took a moist.
Mm-hmm.
I'm sorry, monster.
I mean, uh, monkey.
I understand this.
You're good.
You're good.
We're there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm scrapping with them nice nice a little more boost I had that monkey yeah yeah yep
that was perfect that is that is a very nice thing to look at you go for a
Pleasant on the eyes
Oh, yeah
Yep
Not today nice
Oh, yeah, keep that press on
Oh, a little more boost. I could have broken that up more quickly. Beautiful, Claire. Oh,
Oh, yeah, keep that question. We're good here. We're staying over here.
Yep.
What a clear!
Yeah, baby. I'm fucking lost in this one.
Oh, man, we're all lost!
Nice. Nice.
Oh, yeah, you're hitting everything.
Yep, I haven't whipped yet, which is nice. Oh shit, we're good. That's all right, that's all right, yeah, that's all right, we're good.
We're good.
Cores with a 10, thank you!
Dude, we are, dude. If we keep playing like this, I'm telling ya.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, what a touch.
Oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, no, oh, nice, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, let's, let's
Let's seal for seven seconds
Yo doctor sky with the 20 W
Let's go we're in Sim eyes, dude. We're actually in Sim eyes. Oh my goodness, bro
dude. Moist on Cali Nia.
We're with Sammy's bro.
I know. And we've gone through the gauntlet too.
Gowit 50k ASU front leaders grand plat.
Wait, did we?
No one expected this run. That's crazy.
Oh my goodness, we got this dude.
Yep.
actually got this. Oh wait, we're playing ASU frat leaders again. Wait, we beat them,
didn't we? Well, yeah, unless this is a different, is this the same ASU frat leaders?
I've got it all the way up. These are different. Cartway, how many ASU frat leaders are in
It is a different team. That's actually insane
So these are best agrees now
So what are you playing mobs? What are y'all talking about?
It's a poker term so when you chase a straight and you get it you say you get you got frame log
I have a feeling that that's not it
Let's go. Yep, yep, yep.
Oh my goodness, you did it, Tom.
Mm-hmm. Keep him on the back for immediately.
Yep.
Monster's there.
Oh, man. Nice. Sorry, monkey.
Fucking blastering.
That might be trouble for him.
not be got there it is trouble for him though we're staying here we are
nice keep that ramped off of them
oh they're triple committed
oh that would have been insane
way to slow it down. Oh yeah, I'm there. Oh my god. Nice. That's just to go. Monkey
finish those. Oh my god. Monkey hit a double touch. Monkey hit a double touch. Beauty.
What a beauty man!
Holy!
That was actually so tough.
That's just out of the tournament.
Yeah, absolutely.
Not even close here.
Godly.
I almost got World 1, dude.
Oh, yeah.
I am a future loser.
I'm looking lost right now. I'm looking lost. I've got to get back in it. We're good. Nice.
Oh, yeah. Good touch moist. Yep. Oh, man. Oh, I did it right. Yes. At the top.
Nice. Keep finessing. Nice. That's you. Good follow. You almost got flip reset.
When to stay scrappy in their moist yeah, I'm trying to just stay in their teeth right now
Oh sorry. You're good.
Oh!
I'm there.
Yes.
That's you?
Yes.
Oh yes, moist.
Get in there. Dammit.
Mock Mockie!
The floater?
I'm lost in the soil!
I got no boost, you're just not...
We just have to stay here now!
I got lost in the soil!
Fuck!
I'm missing easy balls!
We're so good though!
Yep.
Oh, just...
Oh
Oh my god, look at you in the air. Yeah, the most majestic fucking creature I've ever seen
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh, that demo was so smart. Way to be there too. Let's hold them now. Yep, now we just
gotta hold them yep that's it
oh my goodness yes
oh it might just drop right in
it actually will!
man I was not sure where I was gonna go
yeah yeah
no it's better safe than sorry
Nice.
Oh, I shouldn't have done it.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
No, we're.
This could be trouble.
Oh, yeah, save man.
There goes my hero.
What?
Oh, I.
No, give me!
Oh, fuck!
No!
Dude, I avoided the demo and saved it.
Oh my goodness, we're good now.
Yeah.
I, I, I, uh, I didn't think it was gonna get stopped there.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, I shouldn't,
I should have had worse head in there.
Okay.
I'm gonna play Superbag.
No.
Smart.
Did you get the boost?
That's so fine.
Oh, it's so fine.
Oh, it is super fine.
It is so fine. Oh my goodness, monkey. Let's go. Good demo. Dude. Good shot. He's
Yep, he's playing with his teeth out right now. He's getting the demos back there.
Yeah, look at that. Oh my goodness. Look like Rainbow was hawking somebody down just clobbering him.
True.
That's good.
Oh yeah, we're good. Me and monkey both back. Oh, oh yeah.
You know, we're gonna beat them one more time. It's a best of three
One more time. We could actually do it dude. Oh, man. We could do it. We
Can do it. We can do it
We're good
Man, I can't believe it
We've made it so far
Almost reported them
Oh, that's not me, my bad.
I wasn't one that wouldn't really tell you.
I got my gun.
Nice.
That's you baby.
We're good, we're good.
Oh, these guys, they've completely lost it.
They absolutely have.
Monkey's gonna finish that.
That's perfect for him.
Yeah, he's just down right now.
They can't defend anything.
Oh, my.
Yo, Cookie with the 25.
Get the W, Cookie.
Thank you.
Wow, that was a beauty.
I mean, he put it right up there.
Wow.
Oh, wait open that voice. Yeah, I'm just gonna want to be real quick. Yeah
Monkey's coming over the top. They're mine. Yo, Jack you are a disgusting loser, bud
Nice not there not there
It's trouble that's trouble
Oh my bad, I'm so sorry.
You're already there, you're fine, you're fine.
Yeah, Jack's just running around, game on.
Oh, what a talk, boy!
Am I just dropping?
Oh!
That was good though, that was good.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, nice.
But we're fine.
We are fine.
Oh, that was a bad touch from the action.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Yo, Jack!
Oh!
Ah!
Nice!
Nice fucking pass.
My goodness dude, that's what Jack gets. Oh, that was right in Jack's mouth
Yeah, it was.
We're good.
We're there.
I don't know why I tried that. Nice way to be there.
Yep.
We're about to hit that too.
Nice.
Oh, man.
That would have been crazy.
Yeah, that was such a good look with that cross. I just didn't get up in time
Way to be there
I'm there I'm there
Beauty beauty beauty beauty
Beauty
Oh
I'm gonna pull my end.
Yep, yep, yep, they're gonna fall through. There's no way they don't.
Yeah, what a pass. Two more so we're about to be in the finals of the tournament. Oh my goodness.
Yep. Damn right we are.
It was written in the stars long ago.
It absolutely was.
I got bumped.
Oh, that's all you you beat him down you almost did it to him
Yeah, that was a wacky little sequence that just unfolded.
Beat him yep, yep, yep
Yeah, now we're playing Patty cake with them over here. Okay, so this is just sad what we're doing
yeah I think this is like an uninstall kind of scenario here it's time to hang
up lock it lead
I like the idea that confident
Oh yeah, it's got some speed to it bud.
Yep, just crop it, just cross it.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That was nice though.
Oh, Monty's over there going crazy with the demos.
It's just, oh good.
I missed.
Oh, I missed.
No, y'all ain't getting the service.
I get the satisfaction of a goal never oh boy what a flick what a finish I missed I missed
I don't want to ever see them in tournament again.
Not even not even just a glimmer.
Oh, why shouldn't I score?
Oh.
Nice.
The voice we are in the finals.
Voice we are in the finals.
Oh my goodness.
We're in the finals.
We are in the finals of a tournament, man.
Oh my goodness.
That feels right.
Oh, man.
Oh, let it be.
Let it be.
Oh man, let it be.
We have most goals in the tournament too.
We do.
Monkey has most goals in the tournament as well.
Appreciate it.
We're player goals.
Oh yeah, true, yeah.
Yeah bro.
I'm in fifth, I'm almost there.
Cooking.
Bro is cooking.
Yeah, yeah he is.
Oh man. Yeah, there's two ASU frat leaders in this tournament. Yeah, I thought they were
different for a second. I mean, I thought they were the same for a second. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So we're either playing glossy Paladin or Jesus, please save me. Yes, sir. Ski.
We got it either way.
Let it be moist.
Let it be, please.
Amen.
Amen.
Moist.
Just let it be, man.
Just let it be.
Hey, I already feel it.
I already feel like it's already done.
Dust it.
I feel like we've already won.
We're just catching up to the time.
You know what?
I do too.
How great it would be.
We win a tournament and just get them some no-maxion.
You know what I mean?
Tell me that wouldn't be a great way to go into it.
Oh, what a night.
What a night.
What a night, a dream of.
And then tomorrow your team gets into the grand finals
of the tournament on Sunday.
I mean, come on, you know.
Oh, music to my ears.
Yes, sir.
What is this for, 2-2 right now?
What is this for?
Oh, they're going to a game five or a game three?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, they're they're they're they're battling.
You know, Chad, I don't know what y'all talking about a frame
mug. I don't know what all this is. But I know I'm getting
too old for this.
Moist that I got. I got too old for that moist.
I don't believe that for you'd love frame mugging.
I do not even know what that is.
No, I feel that if you looked at that you'd be like, oh that's my jam right there actually.
You know what I absolutely hate with a burning passion in my entire life though?
The first two number thing that everybody's been doing for like a year.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. That's super fair.
Doctor with the five.
I'll tell you something, you're not going to want to hear it, but I'm going to tell you something. I'm starting to sweat.
You're starting to sweat.
We're going to get through this one breezy and then we'll have a relaxing no-match and
even though the gnomed game I think is violent but that's relaxing.
Isaac with the tin.
Therapeutic.
Yeah, true.
He needs some cheeky soap, true, at usecheeky.com buddy, let me tell you.
That's some good stuff right there.
That's the best stuff.
W plug.
I mean, hey, look, it's a plug, but it's the truth.
Yes, it is.
W cheeky.
I've never used it.
You've never used it.
get you a bar bud. So if you want to win tournaments, it's the only way. If you don't
go on the cheeky, I'll never be a winner. That's the reason we're in the finals right
now. Damn right.
My air out my balls a little bit.
I stood up to air out my swamp ass a little bit.
Okay.
Gaming with the five, thank you.
You ever rock with like an under under table fan type deal?
are crazy good idea never even thought of that my air conditioner went out a
couple weeks ago on stream and I brought a metal fan in here and I just put it
under the table dude it kept me cool it really did I mean it hits everywhere that
sounds so smart it is I might actually do that dude you can get you a Honeywell
fan have you ever had a Honeywell brand fans dude not I don't know honey well
all from from Walmart. Oh my goodness, they're so good. I'll
definitely check it out. Are you a big Walmart shopper? Yeah,
believe it or not. Yeah. My man. My man. It's got pretty much
anything you need, man. I mean, come on. Yeah, that's what I
always say. I hate that they, you know, they after COVID,
they, you know, they quit doing a 24 hour action. I'm not
the ones around you are 24 hours or not.
Brother, you're preaching the choir.
I've been saying that for years.
I used to go to Walmart at like 3 a.m.
in college all the time just for like random pickups.
Yes.
And there'd be nobody in there, bro.
You'd sometimes just go in there just to walk around.
Oh my god.
Absolutely.
It was just a fun spot to hang out.
Yeah.
I missed the 24 hour Walmart, bro.
Me too, man.
Me too.
back in the good old days.
And at this point,
I really appreciate the sentiment dog dog,
but I thank you for that.
But I'd say give your money elsewhere.
Just you can hang out and watch the stream.
You don't have to do any of that.
Brogonna don't know.
Yeah, it was a very generous one,
but I would much rather that go elsewhere.
I just can't turn off subs on Twitch.
Yeah, you can't do that, can you?
Uh-uh.
Unless you get unverified.
Can't turn off ads either.
Yeah, but they didn't, no.
But you can't get unverified anymore, I don't think,
even when you're banned.
Really?
Yeah, but once you get verified,
I don't think you can get unverified,
like demoted to affiliate.
Dude, I wish-
At least I haven't seen that.
I wish there was a way to turn off ads,
like I really do.
That'd be like the best. Oh, same. Oh my goodness.
They don't believe me when I say about everything.
I love, there was an option that came out tonight that said,
you don't have to run ads on your Twitch. Oh, my mama, I turn that on.
The lowest you can put it is 30 seconds per hour.
And that guarantees pre-roll on every single viewer, which sucks.
So what I do is three minutes. So I'll try to avoid the pre-rolls.
You know what I mean? It's just, you know, you reset it.
Yeah, yeah, what did he go?
Godly, what's taking a game so long?
I have no idea, but it's actually infuriating, I'll tell you that.
I swear, I'm starting to get cool.
You can do pre-rolls and nothing else that sucks though pre-rolls suck.
I don't think you is that an actual option I've never heard of that either I just got
I just got one guy in the chat.
Serves me right.
The closest thing I know to that is,
like if you stay affiliate or not even affiliate,
if you before affiliate,
you can avoid like any ads except pre-roll.
Like that's the only one that stays no matter what.
Really?
Yeah, I don't think the opposite's true.
Oh my goodness, lock in. Just grand finals, Royce.
Yeah.
Oh, man, the grand finals, Chad. It's time.
Not only did we not only have we done good,
we got to these grand finals of the tournament.
It's right.
It just feels it feels right that we're here.
It's nearly time.
Who says that? Who says that voice? It's nearly time.
Oh, Zordon in the Power Rangers.
No!
I have no idea who the fuck says that.
Sins!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course!
Of course!
Oh my goodness!
That would have been so good!
Yep, that was such a good early aggressive look right there, Kasey.
Yes, sir.
Oh yeah!
Oh!
Please!
Please!
I didn't know it made it through. That's on me, monkey.
Nice touch, monkey!
I got that. I got that.
Center, beautiful.
You went under.
Oh, man, I could have got scary.
Nice. Oh, man.
Oh, I don't know if they can get there in time.
They missed, they missed, yep, that's huge. Way to punish him, way to punish him.
That was a great punish.
This tournament MVP right there.
I got knocked.
I got that monkey.
I tried.
Nice.
Nice.
Keep the pressure on.
I stole his boost.
Yep.
Okay.
They're not even going for it.
You're all center.
Nice.
Not a boost.
Oh, man.
That could have been perfect.
Okay.
We're good.
Yep.
We're fine.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
we're fine we're fine we're super fine
great job boys
oh wow I misread that
nothing
it's great finals it's great finals I got it I got it
a little anxious
nice
we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine
We're fine, we're fine.
We're fine.
All right, turn for possession,
time for possession now.
Right here.
I'm fading when the lights are the brightest.
I'm fading when the lights are the brightest.
It's centered, it's centered.
But there you go, that's too many.
Yes!
Yes!
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, too good pass.
Oh wait a capitalized. Yes
Whoa, baby
No
I was a little faster. We're good. Just a little a little faster
We're staying here nice. Oh, it's just a little off
Nice
We're staying here
Nice!
Wait what am I-
So close.
Yeah, yeah, this has been like a really laggy connection here, I'm not surprised.
Oh my goodness.
He'll be back though.
He'll be back.
Wait what am I?
Don't give-
I hope he comes back.
Don't do not give any any any
Nice
No mercy no mercy, but I hate to win like this. I hope you come back
But to be truthful
We were winning before bro left. He might have raised to it to be honest. Yeah
Damn, that is true. We were up to oh
I think he did a great quick.
Monkey's true.
Monkey said we'd take these.
We're here to win the work for this.
No true rewards have ever been spoken.
I think he actually might have reached quick.
I think he did because he noticed.
He noticed how good we were moving.
He said, no, forget this.
I'm done.
Oh, that's a backflip.
This will take nothing away from our win by the way.
We grinded to get here.
Agreed.
And again, he left while we were winning.
This takes absolutely, I refuse to let it take anything away.
Actually, we never dropped a game against anybody.
Nope.
So look you was much harder
Yeah, i'm gonna practice my ball control here
I think we just want to rock at the tournament I actually think we did we just got a notch
I
Actually did fucking range quit
One more game one more game one more game one more game
game. Oh my goodness, we're
about to win a third of it. Bye.
Oh my goodness, dude.
That's a good point. They played
a fucking 30 minute series
making us wait that entire
time just to rage quit in the
last in the grand finals.
Mr. Age quit.
That's actually insane.
What you mean, J.C. crying in the club right now? What you mean?
What?
This new Frank's talking to Chad. Tell him about Please Leave Yo, Frank! We ain't going nowhere,
bud. Ready up? Take your ale. It's over.
You wouldn't leave for us, buddy. Ready up? And come, come, come get it.
That guy's got some real fucking nerve. I'll tell you what, asking something like that in here.
here. Come on, please. Look,
look, bro said.
Frank, ready up, dude.
Why are you time torching right now?
Let's go.
They're probably going to wake the whole two minutes here.
Oh, no, we're just straight in.
Yeah.
Oh.
Wait, is he back?
No.
Let's go.
Let's not look.
Don't hold anything back.
Let's actually play.
Let's not give him any,
any chance here because the worst thing in the world that would happen is that they they do this
yeah yeah man what an anticlimactic grand file because that piece of shit left he makes me sick
i don't know why bro race but he just saw that we were oh my he saw that we were cooking like
Yeah, we ain't got no chance
And that's why your teammate leaves you gonna ask us to believe
There don't leave that
Now you're fine. I was gonna go for a little air dribble there. See how she feels. Yeah
Do not leave it in doubt at all.
And like I said, Moist, we were winning.
We would have won this in a way.
We were?
I know, I think 1,000% we would have.
We were playing pretty hard.
Yeah, we're doing too good.
Oh, I can't try that.
Good save.
Yes, sir, Skate.
Oh, yeah, I'm there it's not over yet through
I was waiting for Frank to pop it out and it's just not the chance.
chat we're about to win our rocket league tournament man!
I can't believe it!
I can't believe it!
That's alright, we gave him one.
Wait, what do you mean you're a controller monkey? What happened?
Uh oh, he's gone. We lost him.
Uh oh!
Can you imagine?
I could not imagine. I don't want to.
Oh man. Oh man. Finish that.
Well, they're not even go- Oh wow.
Oh wow, that's bad.
Oh, yeah, beautiful.
Oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness.
I'm playing pre-dent defense right now, not gonna lie.
Nothing wrong with that.
Chad, I can't believe we just won a Rocket League tournament.
I actually can.
And they were really opposed to forfeiting, right?
I swear.
No, oh, okay
Well
I could have I could have easily stopped that I need to stop moving
Nice, moist.
Oh, what am I doing?
Good try.
Oh.
I'm stealing that.
Not on my watch.
I'm stealing that.
I'm stealing that.
Ah!
I tried to pop it out until he run down the clock.
Good one monkey.
Let's go.
Oh, it feels good.
Yep, I wish that guy didn't leave.
It makes me sad.
We did him so bad.
Bro Rage quitted in the grand finals dude.
Super true. Oh, man. I can't believe it. Monkey with the
five. It's crazy. We went what three and three in solo queue
only to go undefeated in the. Literally and none of the games
were even close in the turn. Shout out. Monkey 100% got
tournament MVP. Bro was absolutely frying dog. Oh my
no. Monkey was going crazy. We actually won that no way.
We just want to rock a little bit.
Dog.
That feels pretty good.
That does shout out monkey bro.
Look at that.
Take a picture now.
You got to be messed up.
Yeah, that's the profile picture.
What you talking about?
What you talking about?
What you talking about?
Is it burgling gnomes time?
Moist?
I think it is.
Yo monkey.
GGs monkey you the goat for GGs monkey GGs I'm gonna see if he types anything for we leave
monkey you're the goat brah me and moise gonna probably work something up and get you like a
mansion or something somewhere not gonna lie we'll get you like 50 acres out there somewhere
Yeah, bro was cooking chat.
Now he was going nuts.
Actually, all right, monkey, we'll play it.
Next time I get on a monkey, we can run some more.
We can run some more next time I get on monkey.
W monkey.
Open tournament crates.
Hold on, let me do that real quick.
Yeah, you're good.
I'm getting Birkland gnomes up.
This one.
Oh, I can't do this one yet.
W monkey.
Chad, it's burglin gnomes time, baby.
Burglin gnomes.
Golly, we want to turn in that moist.
Oh, this is a prox chat game.
Oh, is it really?
Yeah, it's prox chat.
Okay, hold on, let me get it pulled up real quick.
Yeah, we got a Mon Monkey for real.
Monkey goaded.
I want to get it pulled up.
So chat, y'all have been gassing this game up like crazy.
Is it goaded?
Everybody been saying this game goaded.
Berglin knowns action.
Yeah, I've only heard about it from you,
so I'm hoping you chance to write about it.
It looks fun.
It does look fun.
there's nudity. Oh, they got, they hanging hog in here. Wait, what? There's nudity.
One guy said that. I'm not, I don't know if it's real or not. Should we just do discord
or do what you do? You want to do the voice chat? Up to you. What's better chat? Voice
Let's make sure all the settings and stuff are good.
I'm not going to lie, I'm about to play the tutorial.
I'm going to keep it a stack with you.
Alright, I'll rip the tutorials.
Yeah, I feel like that would be a good idea.
Let's see what we got.
Tutorial!
What?
Wait, we can play the tutorial together, it says.
No.
I'm about to invite you to my tutorial lobby.
Yeah, get me in here.
I accidentally rang the bell, but I'll just leave again.
Wait, how do I add you in here?
How do you pull up the Steam friend list thing?
Alt-Enter?
Shift tab. Shift tab.
Oh, I don't have you added on Steam.
Yeah, here, let me, I'll send you my friend code.
Bet. Let me put that in.
One second. I mean, I'll leak nothing.
Chad, this game's gonna be fire, huh?
It's got to find the old friend.
I hate the way Steam does their friends stuff.
I know, I'm telling you.
But speaking of Steam, dude, is Steam not
like the most goaded thing ever?
Oh, it's so true.
It's unreal how like, Steam is just
the place to go to get games on computer.
All right, where's my friend code at, huh?
Friends
You see if I can
You see profile tab friends section profile
Friends
It's about to be a peek right here
Yeah, the nudity was auto censored
Nice, I don't know what kind of nudity they got in there
But I'm good on that unless it's Chris Redfield not gonna law feels Chris Redfield. I'm uncensored man
Big Chris Redfield the gooner a what's that mean?
Gooner no
But I'm like I like me some Chris Redfield though
Who are you a Leon more of a Leon Kennedy guy or a Chris Redfield kind of guy
probably Leon I like Chris a lot but I think Leon is just the games Leon is
in fucking good so was so was five oh I love five did you find your friend
code I absolutely yeah here I'm sending it to you now I had the clear friend
list there you go what's your what's your favorite resident evil game so I
actually just played through all 30 of them. And guess what? I watched you play all 30 of them.
Hey, my man. Love that. Thank you, brother. So probably I would say OG Resident Evil 3, Resident
Evil 7, and Resident Evil 4 are top three. Yeah. In my tier list, I felt really confident with the
top three placement. But the more I just think on it, it's so hard for me to say which one's
my favorite because I think they're just so fucking good. They're so good. You spit in
ball knowledge saying that the original Resident Evil 3 is better than the remake. The remake's
not bad, but the original is way better. Yeah, well the problem with the remake is they just
cut so much content, but it is like I did enjoy playing it. It's just way too short.
Yeah.
Wait, do I type a friend code right here and maybe this will add you?
Okay.
I'm gonna leak the code, that'd be bad.
Hmm.
No, that's fine if you do, it's just theme.
True.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, what am I doing?
What's your least favorite
resident evil game like of the major ones?
Oh,
here we are.
I think you're a friend of gotta be six of like the like mainline resident evil.
It's gotta be six, but I don't I don't hate it as much as I remember hating it the first time I played it.
People hate it because it's more of an action shooter than like a horror game.
Did you get that fair press by the way?
Yeah.
The reason I can't go back and replay Resident Evil 6 that much is because the ending of Chris
Redfield's campaign hurts so bad.
I actually don't remember how it ends.
Why does this campaign end?
Where Pierce gets left in the, uh, he sends Chris Redfield out of the pod and he stays.
Damn, that's not even ringing in the hole.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember that.
He takes that thing and he gets his arm mutated and instead of leaving with Chris,
he locks Chris in that pod and he sends him away.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. Yo, yo, chat, y'all are going to talk about some spoilers to a game
that's older than half of y'all, bud.
Shut up. If you ain't played Resident Evil 6 by now, you ain't going to play it.
How do I how do I I want to fight the game I said you did by clean
All right on my way yes, sir
Chad who in yours played right type one if you played Resident Evil 6
All right
Are you in here? Let me see.
No, hold on.
Let me just join a game on you.
Hold on now. Why is my mouse not working in game? Oh, there we go.
Oh my goodness, you just came out of that dude's mouth. What was that?
I'm in.
Oh, we got voice down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to use discord.
I think it's a. Alright, can
you hear me good? Oh, it's
it's sultry. It's sultry.
Does he sound good? I think
it's clean. It's clean.
Alright, so we're in the
tutorial. Uh welcome to
Berlin. I know it's quick to
learn the photo meals of the
game. Bring the bell inside
your hut to start the
I'm gonna be like a twitch shooter for sure. Yeah
Bet okay ring the bell and the hut to get started here is
And a boy with a sloth
Yo your mouth moves would you
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yep.
Are you with me?
I'm here. Yeah, I did this earlier.
Okay.
All right.
Hold tab to open your task list.
goodness we're actually some gnomes moist look how sure we are yeah what you
looking at all the tasks man yeah just checking our tasks okay well we got
you're you're actually tall like in real life right yeah well you're gonna see
that you're gonna see the world through my eyes
yeah hold on what does orb do everyone's alive okay so what do you think we
knockout first. Gonna go break the TV. Top to bottom. Let's just break the TV. I'm gonna keep it a
stick. Can you wait for me like 30 seconds? I gotta go use the restroom so bad. I'm gonna be right
back. Yeah. You're gonna, I'm a role-playing known for real. I'm gonna sit right here. I'll be right
back. Hold on a second. I'll be right back. You got a lot of tinkling going on. Is he
You can't have some Mountain Dew over there, some.
He drinks a lot of water. That's good. It's good to stay hydrated.
You know what? Fuck it. I'm inspired. I'll fill up my water real quick.
Yeah!
And I wash my hands!
So what do you do?
Do you just go in here and terrorize the homeowner chat?
Is that what we do?
kind of messed up. What did this person do to deserve this? We can jump. You're
looking moist, man. Okay. You must find a way inside windows are great for that.
All right. And there's like a little green arrow on the window over here.
Oh, one of us!
Hey!
There's my closet!
Hey!
Did you get it?
What's a fake one?
What?
What is this?
Oh, you found the, uh, the uh...
I thought you found the dowsing runs moist my arm just got ripped off my body
How can I how do you do that? Oh it grew back. We're good. Okay, um, oh
My goodness look at that wings man. Oh
Oh, wait, wait.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Moist, where'd you go?
Over here, it was a slingshot.
You've been dearmed!
Yeah, it knows a flesh slingshot.
Okay, yeah.
So you can adjust the length with the scroll wheel, too.
Yeah.
Okay.
Turn up the volume.
Alright, let's turn up the volume real quick.
Settings, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Volume.
Something like that.
you hear me moist? You sound great. All right. So there's a green arrow on that window right
there. Yo, that hat action is insane. Oh my goodness. You look goofy running. I'm not cool.
All right, how do we climb this? Oh, you just go straight up. Yeah, okay, cool. Yep. Okay,
I don't know what these people did to deserve us doing this moist, but we're doing it.
Oh, how do we get in here?
It's just what no one's doing.
I swear, Gene, let's break the TV.
Yep, I got it, I got it.
Check this out.
Yeah, break that, break that, break that.
Be careful.
I might fall on you.
No, no, no, I don't.
Where's the house owner at?
Oh, my.
Can we throw something at it, maybe?
Where is this?
Oh, this is probably where the nudity is.
It's naughty movies.
What?
Yeah, the uncertainty. That's a well-known snuff film.
We only got ten minutes. I'll break it with this one. I'm gonna break it with the controller.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put a little more elbow grease.
There it is.
Okay, it says we must complete three tasks on the list.
Otherwise, the high known won't be happy.
Move to the kitchen next.
Okay, we need to open a drawer or a can in the kitchen. Let's go.
Alright, yeah, yeah.
Yo, if there's a can in this house, we are dead, by the way.
Oh my goodness, we're good.
I was just about to say, I see the cage over there, there might be a little something here.
Okay, how do we get up here?
Uh, can we jump up here maybe?
Yes, we can.
I'm gonna open the door moist.
Yeah, all right, nice.
Take a gander inside when I open it.
Mm-hmm.
I'm opening it.
I'm turning on the door.
Mow them!
Oh!
Are you all right?
How'd that go?
Why'd the door open?
Yeah, all right, I gotcha.
I'll show you how it's done.
Go ahead.
What is this wingspan?
Oh my goodness, you are a genius!
Okay, I'm gonna pull the door while you're hanging on it.
Okay, I'm gonna pull the door while you're hanging on it.
Oh my goodness, you are a genius.
Okay, I'm gonna pull the door while you're hanging on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Finish what I said.
Nice.
Are you gonna drop clean?
All right.
It's just we need to open a cabinet or a drawer.
We got nine minutes.
I got a drawer.
Oh my goodness, that's beautiful.
I'm gonna open the cabinet under it.
We're so bad.
Oh my goodness, we're so bad.
We're not.
Oh my goodness.
We're so bad.
We're so bad.
What's next?
Remaining tasks can be completed here open a window fully break the TV
Gather gather clunk. I don't know what that is
Maybe this it's clunk the dog
Not oh, yeah, maybe maybe it's the animal wait. What does that say on the food bowl?
Does that say clunk on the bowl? No, it doesn't
Okay, I don't know what clunk is it says gather clunk
maybe in here maybe it's like a food brand oh I don't know I can't move oh wait
can I bring metal outside okay I guess we bring that we're stealing metal oh it's
like junk throw it maybe give it like a big big
They did wind up it?
Yeah, they did wind up it.
Can I pick you?
Can I pick you up and put you on a window sill?
Come here.
Try and lift me.
I can't.
We've got to get out of here.
We've got eight minutes.
We're going to die.
The owner is going to come home or dead.
Let's try moving this.
You're a genius.
Let's pull on it.
Nice see look at that. Look at us. All right pass me one of those other one functioning brain. That's huge
Pass me one of those metal things. Oh
We gotta grab it from you. Oh, yeah, we're getting out of here. Oh
That's beautiful. Yeah
So you reach clunk scroll up on the wheel are you maxed out scroll?
Beautiful moist
Is this count as clunky?
I don't know, but we're stealing it.
That poor kid's gonna have his Atari stolen.
This is moist.
There's something out here.
Who is that?
That's broke.
It's nothing.
Oh, I got it.
Oh!
Oh, you!
Put your mind!
Wait, how did I...
What the hell happened?
Your legs are broken!
How do I...
Put them back on!
Oh, I'm good. You're good. Okay. They grew back. You're good. Yeah. Just for the tour.
You'll find the light. Oh, I think that's our helper. That brings it out when we throw
it outside. Oh, okay. I'm going to grab a I'm going to grab the dogbowl.
Yeah, let's just take the Atari remote and get out of here.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah, hold it.
Oh, I've got it.
Check out the tech.
Yeah.
You got it.
Hold on.
You got it?
Yep.
got it. Yep. Okay. Yeah, I got it. Yeah. Don't worry. On the top of
the window. Let's get out of your moist. That one didn't count
out. What is for a look at? No, I think I think the creature's
coming to grab it and take it. Let's see what's let's hang out
right here until the creature goes and takes it. Okay. Thank
you. We appreciate you. I don't know who you are, but
thank you. Nice. Okay, let's see. We set the climb on top
the kitchen counter first oh my is that optional or should we just do it this
for the optional we probably should do it yeah now the question here is gonna be
right how do we go about this yeah that's what I'm trying to figure out as
well here must be there must be something like a like a step stool here
oh yeah I got you I got you
nice fucking work clean okay there's nothing in there wait that didn't count
moist yeah it does yeah fucking does look at that part right I mean the uh
That metal piece didn't count that we brought out of there.
Oh, okay.
I think that bread's going to work. It's highlighted yellow. I think that counts, right, Chad?
Let's get this bread. I'm going to bring it out the window.
Good idea. I'll look for it.
Literally anything else I think.
That's a good-looking loaf.
Hold on.
This is just a door.
Yeah, I don't know what happened to the dog bowl.
I'm gonna throw it off my head.
Oh my God, what a fucking cause.
I tried.
Okay, hold on.
We need to get it up there.
Lord, hand it up to me.
Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Right over here?
Yep.
Okay.
That's what I would say if I was a lesser man.
Yep.
Check this out.
Oh yeah, you gotta go ahead.
You almost got it.
Yeah, hold on.
I just need a better grip.
Slippery.
Moist.
Moist.
Yep.
I just heard a door open. That's nothing that's nothing sir helper. I think.
Hold on. Hold on. Here you go. Take it. Take it.
I got it. Yep. Boys, I hear some noises. I actually do. Let's see if this counts.
Oh, it has to be metal. Where did the dog ball go?
I don't know you have no arms but I got the dog boy yeah nice we're getting this out of
here we're good wait there is nice just in just in time yep okay I'm gonna go out the
the other way since you done broken legs twice I'm gonna go out this way
that's fine
oh no
oh no
please I need to make this jump
I need to make
oh
coin does that count please tell me that counts
nice
good counting let's get out of here
beautiful voice we beat the tutorial
yeah not many people have done that well first
true
time. Return to your hut and ring the bell. Nice slap that form was clean. Yeah, no, I've
been up before. Yeah, I'm in heaven.
I think we're going to be good I think we're going to be good
Oh my goodness, the boys starting to get up, up, up, up, up
Where are we?
Is this the high known?
No, this is Valhalla, that's one of the, one of the guys
Okay
What oh
Is it is a dirty man?
What's what? Why did you just not question that go straight in?
It's invited us
You're play with that play with
People like it when you play with this thing behemoth hamster with the five
Are we supposed to be in here?
Oh
We need to collect more clunk probably
Oh, here we go
After the go on day two after the game ends you get rewarded with no medium
interact with no medium
The no medium well to craft equipment wait a minute we get a blake. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
My goodness look at this
Yeah, you can make yourself the smacker. I'll make a, well I'll go fuck myself actually.
No, you can make yourself a smacker.
No, no, no, no, wait here, I got some spring shoes. You can make the smacker, I'll make the
spring shoes. Okay, I got the smacker.
Wait, I can't afford it.
Yep, I also just recognized that.
Wait, no, I got the smacker. We're good. Let me see if it works.
Oh wait, I'm good. I got the spring shoes.
No, you're fine. You're fine. Hit me again, actually.
See, I love that. It feels great. That's good stuff.
Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep. Clean.
Oh, my goodness. I thought you were gone. Oh, my goodness.
I thought you were gone. I felt so guilty. Oh, my goodness.
Yo, those. No. How high can you go?
You know what, we keep jumping.
Here we go.
It's like Mario 64, you control.
Baby.
Oh my.
Wait a minute, you're going to go.
Yeah, wait.
Oh, that's where it ends.
All right, let's start the next day.
Yep.
Oh, we got to go the main menu because that
was just a tutorial.
Lock in voice.
We got this.
OK, we host the game.
This game is actually cool!
Let me host one and invite him, chat.
Or I wonder if he can join.
Let me see.
I just leaked him. Oh my gosh, I just leaked him.
Wait, no, I didn't.
Y'all can't see my screen, right? Yeah, that'd be bad.
We're in.
baby
Already perverts done stole my spring shoes though. You ready to go tear right somebody's house for no reason
Yeah, it's not pretty good to me
Stop pile okay spirit catch it would
Which is happened friends list popped up a thought okay, we're good
Let's just do our tasks and have they go behind.
Yep.
Hey, game of the year, Chad.
What could the person that owns this house have possibly done to deserve this?
Lock in.
I'm ready.
Alright, what's our task?
Move in line.
We'll plunge your stabber rats, scale any item, break TV and break any item.
Okay, let's go look for a plunger first.
You down?
Yep.
Let's get it.
What are the odds that the front doors just opened?
100%.
Let's see.
Okay. You got that? Yep. I got it. Nope. It's a little hot. Yeah, it's a little hot. Yeah, a little hot.
Let's go right here. Maybe there's a window or something like some vines. We can... Oh, what's in here?
Ooh. Something to break out that. Okay, I can't open that.
Let's see what's around back there. I can't get good purchase on it either.
Okay, I see you. Oh, we can climb up right here. What's the window?
What's the most I'm fine. Yes, sir ski
Yeah, what's the task against him a plunger stab a rat steal any item from a hallway break television break any item?
Well, is this a lot of us did that without looking at the fucking thing near incredible. No, I was looking all I was running. Oh
Okay, let's go now. Lock in voice
Okay, there's somebody in the bed, there's somebody in the bed, what's he going to do?
No one's going to believe him.
That's actually true, nobody's going to believe, nobody's going to...
There's a robot!
Steal it, steal it, I know, break it.
Okay, we're looking for a plunger.
Oh
My
Get me out
I'm gonna call the shoe
No, hit it with the shoe
Oh my goodness you scared me moist moist he's walking he's walking things I
have seen that is a big old road or maybe it's not big maybe it's just big
because we're small yeah oh my careful in there what did you see in there you
couldn't you know horrors untold you throw that off there yeah oh my goodness
I just want to tell us it didn't break.
Yeah, it landed on the very soft one.
We got 12 minutes.
I'm gonna try to break this.
It's in the strong.
Okay, here we go.
All right, let's move around.
I don't know where the homeowner went moist,
but we gotta be careful here.
Yeah, no.
We just got to break one item, so I see a base up here, I'm going for it, moist.
Oh my God, my hero.
I can't reach it.
Moist I can't reach it.
No, really stretch it.
Moist I can't reach it.
No, just really stretch.
Oh my God.
Are you alright?
I got no legs. I'm back. My legs are back. We're good. Oh, you really can't grab anything
here at all. Okay. I got it. Nice. Now, let's just break that. Did you break it? No, it's
very straight. They've got. Oh my goodness. It's indestructible. I broke it. Nice.
Okay. That one's okay. We need to break six items. Actually, that was one of six.
Good. Okay, I'm going in here.
Can't pull that all the way out, that's fine.
How did you do that?
I've been doing a lot of calisthenics.
Look down while holding on.
Oh my goodness, you genius.
Whatever's up there, nice.
Okay, I'm going to go.
Oh that's, that's all controlled, I'm gonna go in here.
Moist he's in the kitchen, I don't know what he's doing in the kitchen, I have no idea what he's doing.
That's the fifth lean.
What is he doing?
Oh my god, did you see that?
My god!
My!
My!
What are you doing with me?
No! He put me in a flathead!
How do I... Is that a grenade?
Oh fuck!
Ah! Nope.
Ah!
I found that damn rat!
Where did he get a grenade? Can you hear me?
The healing factor on gnomes is very impressive.
I broke a lot of items.
Where did he get a grenade? Oh my goodness.
And fuck the crock pot.
Oh no, I got a grenade.
No! Help!
Please, God help!
What's he doing with him?
He's on to me.
What's he doing with him?
No!
No!
I'm being flushed.
No!
What an interesting way of handling gnomes.
Why couldn't he have done that with me?
I've discovered some very useful tech, I don't know if that's intended or not but I like it.
Chaddy's gonna do this.
Space.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh my god, I thought he was freaking up K-Soul.
Oh my god, no.
Yeah!
Yeah!
No.
Damn.
Damn!
He's gonna rewind back to N80.
Oh, I'm coming back.
Oh, I've done the plunger.
I forgot all about this thing.
When he gets close to the kitchen, I'll start calling for help again.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Moist up in the kitchen!
Untie me!
Where are you?
Oh, God!
Damn blast!
Moist up right here!
He's got me tied up!
Where?
Oh god, damn blast!
Noisem right here, he's got me tied up!
Where?
No, you were just looking out there right behind that door, go under the door!
Under the door?
No, keep going, keep going!
Oh, I see you!
Wait, run! Run! Run!
Oh my god!
AHHHHH! Help me boy!
Sir, don't flush me, please.
Sir, don't flush me!
Sir?
You know what?
That was a better fate than my last fate.
I'm going back in.
I gotta meet back up with Moist.
We gotta steal the plunger.
Moist! Moist!
I know that was did you see I threw a grenade yeah, I saw that you killed you and everything else within a mile of you
That was great. Well, what are these go yeah?
No, not the fridge again, no, sir, please.
Moist help me.
I don't know! Help me!
Okay, look.
Oh my god, he's...he's...he's shuffling.
Oh my god, he's gonna put a thing in your pocket.
Okay, we need to break one more item, moist. We only got five minutes left.
Yeah, no, no, you're right. I'm getting to plunge you, though.
Okay, yeah. I'm gonna try to open this door right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna try to open this door and we'll see if it opens.
Yeah, good idea.
It doesn't open. It doesn't open.
Yeah, it doesn't open.
How do we stay there?
Gotta reach it, gotta reach it.
You gotta just finesse it.
Okay, I'm gonna look for it either way.
Yeah, no, that's my idea.
We gotta break one more item. I don't know what to break, but I'm gonna look for something.
Moist?
He saw me. Oh my God.
Hey, son!
See, I'm gonna try to break the TV.
Moist!
I say we try to break the TV.
Hey!
I'm gonna try to break the TV, Moist.
Oh, my goodness.
Run!
Yo, hold up!
Wait a minute.
Yo, hold up.
Yo, boys, look at that.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
He's camping.
Moist, he's camping me.
Nice.
We need to steal a plunger.
Steal any item from the hallway and break one more item.
Moist.
Hello?
Okay, look we just need to steal the plunger steal any item from a hallway and break one more item and we can get out of here
We only got three minutes
Yo, did you see the turd cutter on that guy by the way Lord have mercy
Let me tell you
I'm gonna rescue you.
Hello.
I'm in the fridge.
Yes!
We've only got two minutes, we need to still hide him from all the way.
We're not going to be able to make it.
We're going to make it! Don't speak like that!
Oh my God, he's flexible!
We've got to get out of here.
Good heavens!
Where's the portrait?
Uh, expect it to, uh, over by the door.
Okay, we need to, we need to...
This is bad noise.
We're fine, no, we're fine.
Don't see nothing to break. We got some lipstick, or this will break.
Yeah.
Oh my fucking...
We're so cold.
Or not, let's take down bothers not to have.
Alright.
What is that? Stand up!
What is that? Stand up!
No!
My skin's in the tornado!
Ah!
I'm gonna go get a gun.
I'm gonna go get a gun.
I'm gonna go get a gun.
Wait, he's doing me a favor.
Wait, Gro's doing me a favor.
I'm sure I'll leave.
That guy was good.
That guy was really good.
Like wow.
He's very, he's very alert and very flexible.
He's like a triple threat to him.
Should we try one more time?
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
There's so much to break.
True.
Let's go.
Hey.
Hey, we didn't get any Nobby.
True.
We could have, we could have cre, why does it not let us go?
Oh my god!
Oh that's what happens when you don't do all the objectives.
They take their known responsibilities very seriously it seems.
Why does he sound like that? I think he's roleplaying another one.
I don't know what they sound like. I got a wizard voice.
All right now we can go so if we don't do all our stuff you instantly die got it
Oh, it's a different set of tasks, wow.
Okay, steal any kitchenware, flood the toilet, kill a rat, steal any item from the living
room, tase a roach.
Where we gonna get a taser?
I have no idea.
I'm sure we'll find one inside though.
Yeah.
let's look for a window we can get in maybe right here looks like it's fine
you've got eyes of a cat very sharp i didn't notice that but maybe we can't find this or maybe we
can oh we can't we can't yes yes yes beautiful can you get up here oh my i hate when that happens to you
are you okay? I ain't got no arms are they back? were you able to get in the window?
nope no I just watched a horrific tragedy okay let's find another window yes we're burning
Oh, there's one over here. There's one over here. This is perfect
Right here you see it beautiful. Yeah, I'm here. I'm loving that the gnome roleplay do
Okay, let's start let's start with stealing a kitchenware. Let's not let's not get confused. Let's steal something from the kitchen first
Wait, no, no, let's let the toilet first
Oh yes! Oh my god, it's a disgusting little rat!
Beat him to- yeah, take that Stuart little- yeah!
Get him! Oh yeah, really get him!
Wait, I think it's a fake one.
Ah, it's a c-
Yeah, that's gotta be a fake one. I thought that was the objective that we needed.
Alright, let's flood this toilet.
Well, even if it was, eh? Yeah.
I'm a very strong rat.
I'm gonna start flushing it, I guess.
Did I do it?
I'm gonna- I'm gonna run up this water pool!
Yes, yes, for real.
Hey!
Yeah, come over here.
What?
Oh my, that's so good.
Hope you're not going to bad, boys.
Yeah, I'm bad.
Mm-hmm.
He's gonna hate that.
Oh, he's gonna fucking hate that.
Yeah.
Oh my god, it's made it down the pipes.
What is this toilet?
That's a... what an impressive...
What a bear toilet.
I wish I had that. Godly.
Eh, ain't that the truth?
You know what else I'm seeing here?
Oh, this could be a good way for us to get out.
Yes.
a glorious sacrifice to the sacred shitter how do we flood it though is that an objective
yeah but it is indeed a good question I don't know how we flood it let me let me get up here
Do you see what I see?
Okay, let's find a very big item, very big one.
Okay, yeah.
There's gotta be something.
So maybe this can...
I'm gonna be careful. Don't let that happen again to you.
Yeah, no, you're right. You're right. I didn't learn my lesson.
It's off.
You're right.
Can we open the store?
I don't know about this. I don't know how we can get out of here
Hold on wait with the Roomba
No, this is this is
There's TV wait is there TV
moist
Yes, oh my God, he's in
He's heard of our nefarious schemes
What a disgusting old man.
Oh God.
Is he gone?
Yeah, he's gone.
Oh, he's gone.
Yeah, he's very much gone.
We only got two minutes left.
I'm thinking we're gonna be here.
They've given us an impossible task.
I know.
This is insane.
What the...
What are you living with?
Let's just go.
I know this is insane.
What do I live with?
Let's just go.
What about in the actual toilet paper?
I'm back, perhaps.
OK.
There is toilet paper up top, but I don't know how we can.
Oh, close the lid, perhaps.
We need to clog the toilet.
Normally not much of a problem, but I can't quite figure out what to do with you.
Wait, I got an idea.
I got an idea, boys.
What are you cooking?
Oh my God, he's the parkour king?
Flush it! Flush it!
I got it!
That's my work.
Yeah, that's yes.
How?
Oh this gluttonous and machine how?
Blast get in there. Let me okay, you're right
Don't this thing is on rail you wouldn't believe what's in there toilet paper and a whole dog bowl for some reason
Oh god, what a flip.
Oh, wait, he's in bed, he's in bed.
Let's sneak out, let's sneak out.
Yeah, it's a good idea.
Old ears won't hear our tiny steps.
Guys, excellent.
Why is there a church?
Oh my god, look at the rat trap here.
Be careful with that.
Wait, let's be careful with that.
I'm going to set it up so he steps on it.
Watch this.
Ah, have you fooled?
Oh, my God. Oh, my...
It's skin of steel.
Put me down, you...
I'll save you.
Please, God, God, somebody...
No.
Oh, no!
What's up?
Oh, it's so cold.
I'll save you.
Just wait.
Oh, sweet.
Come on.
It's going to be so cold.
Get the role playing this day.
OK.
All right.
Just give me a minute, I'm going to get you out of there.
Yes, yes.
He's gonna flush me, but I'm gonna come back!
I'll see you.
Chad, this game is difficult.
I didn't know this game was gonna be this difficult.
This is actually like a difficult game.
I'm gonna play this again Sunday and try to beat it,
because there ain't no way we're beating this.
I'm going to save him.
Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie.
Moist. Moist.
I'm in the, I'm in the fridge.
Let's come back.
Oh, my, my savior.
Come here.
There's a heavenly glow about you this time.
The road's just binding me.
Kill him, kill him.
Oh God, don't, don't, he's here.
Okay, we have to steal, we have to steal something from the kitchen.
I don't.
I got one.
I got one of this.
I found a pack of cigarettes.
Take the cup, I don't want to take it.
No, I'll smoke all your cigarettes.
If it's the last thing I do, I try to distract!
I smoke all the cigarettes.
You can smoke cigarettes in this cage.
I'm hotboxing.
Oh, that's a big drag.
How you doing, sir?
No! Moist! Moist is cooking me! Moist is cooking!
Moist, I'm in the oven!
This might call the sh- I'm in the oven, Moist!
I'm being cooked.
All right.
All right.
Do it.
I don't think...
You're made of tungsteny.
I don't think that's gonna work.
Oopsie-daisy.
Now then, we go.
That, bro!
I don't get it.
Oh god, he's got a gun!
Oh my god!
Well, if it's a SIG 320, he might just shoot himself by accident.
I'm going to rely on luck.
Oh
It's not anything but the fridge
Oh, he's got captured.
Dude, he threw me in the oven and cooked me.
Oh, he's a sadist.
Dude, he threw me in the oven and straight up cooked me, man.
What a disgusting man.
No wonder he lives alone.
Not for real.
His wife is better off without him.
You gonna try one more game?
Yes, yes. I feel like I'm really figuring it out now.
Wait, we're about to be dead, ain't we?
Oh yeah, this is our report right here.
Yeah, we're dead.
Well, I'll see you in a moment.
Okay, we got it this time.
Wow.
Chad, we got it this time, dude.
Bro, stayin' in character, though.
Yes.
I'm working on all my good RV voices for GT8.
Yeah.
You're the main actor from the Humber games, they like it.
You're the main actor from the Humber games, they like it.
What is he?
Yo.
He was an actor in the Hunger Games, yeah.
We got the time.
The time we think about it these days though, it's behind me now, I don't even...
Sometimes I forget I was in the Hunger Games.
Yeah, he was.
Okay.
Oh, look at that last cast.
Travel through the sewer system. I've done that. Yeah, we've done that a million though
It might be a free window up here. Oh
My god, you might be right. Oh, man. It was free moist. This could be the easiest way in and out
Yes, I think you're right. I
Was wrong. Oh
No, no wrong
I don't think I've knocked the windows moist. Oh, he's an old man. He forgets there. What do you want to do first?
Do you want to steal a house plan first?
Yes. Oh my god. He's got a jalapeno pepper
Okay, I still
We need to kill a rat too
Yes, yes, I'll follow your lead. I'm an agent of mischief. You need only point me in the direction
Oh you've thrown his lotion. He's gonna be pissed. I don't know what that was.
Okay, we got a rainbow.
Okay, let's look like a dead end. Oh lord.
What's this? Breaking the item. There's one here. Right there. Clean.
Yes! Oh, I can feel the adrenaline. Yes!
This is probably, yeah, let's work on the breaking items first.
Because this is probably the best room to do that in.
Yes, you're right.
It feels so good to break up this.
Oh, my God, it's a giant butcher's knife.
Careful!
Is this... I must...
Oh!
I can't believe it.
Where'd the knife go?
I cut your arm off with it, and it's gone.
That's okay.
Oh, and he hurt it.
He'll never check down here.
No!
It sounds like he got taste.
No!
Moist is taking me!
He's taking me!
Moist got called out for the knife on top of the counter.
He's brought me in the fridge!
HA! HA! HA! HA!
Alright.
Hello?
Moise, get me out of the fridge!
Oh, in the fridge, right, yes, no, I actually watched him do that, you're right.
I'm coming!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please, good lord!
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Yes, no, it's no worries.
Okay, we have three more items to break. We're good.
I gotta call out why he picked me up though. There's a knife on top of the counter we can probably get.
get. Oh perfect excellent I'll get up there now. We got this. Oh my goodness
you're locked in. Yeah oh he's got a hot coffee pop here too. Take that. How did you even get up there?
Wait, here's the knife, catch!
Oh, wow!
I've got enough of him.
Do it, get a skill him, get a skill him now.
I'll grab one for my block.
Get a skill him!
He ate it!
The oven!
Moises put me in the oven!
Stab him!
You set my friend down, you disgusting old man.
I've had you that mouse.
Now take out your Achilles.
I hear this making sloshing sounds.
I know it hurts you out.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
He did!
No, mama!
He won't let me go!
It's because I threw down his pants. He was gonna turn you into a stew
Not on my watch. Yes, and his yes right in his cold. Oh deep in his ass
His ass. Oh
Oh, wow, that's really oh
He's really oh my god, what an inspiring took issue. He's got
But my God.
How is he? What is he? Hold on.
I'll meet him in... It's the face-to-face combat.
Why is he moving?
He's put me in a fridge!
I'll hand-stop him.
What is he doing to me?
I don't... It might be better if I let him do it to be honest.
What do you...
Help.
I'm truly out of ideas.
He won't let me go.
No, he's grown very... he's really defiling you right now.
He won't let me go.
No, he's dead. When you're right, you're right.
Let me try this from the front, maybe.
Did he just kill himself at the knife?
This might be 10 minutes of him getting pushed into this refrigerator.
Wow.
Wow.
Do you want me to be moist?
I think we have to leave.
Yes.
That wasn't very sweet at all actually.
This game is so difficult. You killed yourself with a knife.
And I did everything I could and my power not to.
I don't know how many times that dude has to be stabbed to die, but that is crazy
His Bushido is something I've not yet. It's a turn cutter on that dude is insane
It's actually wild
What a strong assortment I've seen
Do we go one more time I
I say we rip it.
Okay. We will go one more time.
This is the run. This is the brain-mogging.
This game's cool though. I'm not gonna lie.
It is.
here we go. We got it this time boys. Oh, this is only three. Wait, do we only have
to do three tasks? For when? Oh, that's great news. I got to relay the information to him.
I've got to relay the information to him.
Moist, I got great news.
Yes, I love that.
We only have to do three tasks in order to complete the objective.
Oh, perfect.
And it's the ones we do best.
Yep.
We can break four items, gather three of the metal things, and like steal an item
from the bedroom or something.
Moist.
You've got some real jets on you. Yeah, I went the opposite way. Look the three
just once will be gathered three scrags and break four items and like flood the
toilet or still item from the bedroom that low key be like the easiest. I
completely agree. Is there a basement here? I'm not I'm not sure we haven't
We haven't gotten that far this guy really kind of locks it down
Yo, we could flood the toilet with this didn't you do that a minute ago?
Yes, oh, this is one of the Easter buddies eggs. Yes, let's do that
That one's too high
Yes, you know you're right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah put that in the toilet up here
No, I'm good. Oh, he's gonna really hate when I do that.
Oh, oh, boy, that's a pretty ball.
All right, here we go.
Moist?
Moist.
Oh, you've got the grenade. Yes, yes, go, yes. Oh, my God, yes.
We're killing this guy.
yeah he's immune to knives but no one's immune to explosions I've never even heard
of something like that
oh my god
oh my god
you're okay you'll grow back
it's my fucking legs
is he dead?
oh there's a rabbit there!
you shall shock me
Oh, oh my god.
Are you okay?
Here, wait.
Give me safe heat off!
It's not just like this, yes.
No, not in the-
Give me safe heat off!
No, it's not a baby.
Please flip it over.
Please come back.
Oh my god.
I knew I should have been Red Cross certified.
Okay.
Come back.
Come back.
I feel a fake heartbeat in there.
Yes, yes.
Oh my goodness, I don't think he's getting back up moist.
Yeah, I think you've really done a number of...
I don't think he's getting back up.
Oh, he's shell-shocked. My God.
Okay, let's...
He's very upset.
Okay, we can do this.
I'm gonna steal this.
Oh!
Who is this evil dog? He's up!
Oh! Kill him! Kill him!
I'll tell this guy that he's a wanted felon!
He was on the Etsy list!
Kill him!
Fuck!
He's my friend and fucking...
Fuck, he knows my pie!
Oh my...
Hit him harder!
Where's my...
Jesus Christ!
Oh, please.
I'm a waste, I don't know what this game is, but it is difficult.
I don't know what this game is, but it is difficult.
We summoned him through the grenade and came out with a-
Is that what that was?
Wing Chun.
What was that?
I don't know.
I couldn't tell you.
I've only read about monsters like that, but I've never seen one.
Bro, I was hitting him in the head with the skillet over and over and he wouldn't
die.
Yeah, he's very, he was very strong, very, very strong.
I'm telling you.
Well, what do we do now, moist?
I think that calls for, oh my.
Hello.
What were you saying?
Uh, yes, uh, before the, uh, implosion, I was saying,
it seems like we should run it back one more time.
One more time, let's go!
We can't end on the loss, is we?
True. One more time.
Lord.
At least we know how to permanently kill a guy.
If we hit the guy with a grenade, he'd permadise.
We got it just fine.
Yes, yes we do.
We got a video game user, travel through the sewage system, steal the inyata from the bathroom, break in the inyata, and kill a human.
Oh, I like that last one a lot. That tells me they'd probably put a stick in here somewhere.
Yeah, there's nothing there. Let's head around this way.
Yes, yeah, there's gonna be that the window on the left over here. It looks like the same seed
Yeah, I think I think you're right. Yes, I recognize this layout. Yeah, it's right there
Yep, let's start with steal a video game controller
Yeah, that's the easiest one. I agree absolutely
And ours are worth a lot because we want a rocket leak tournament with it
No, yes. Oh, when you're right, you're right.
Wait, let's drive it through the so...
Yo, uh, uh, flush me through the toilet real quick.
We can get that one done.
Oh, yeah. Of course, yes. I got that.
All right. Hold your nose.
That's one.
Oh, shit. Hold yours, man.
Beautiful form on that one.
Yes, you as well. Like a Michael Phelpsen.
Yeah, that's what they call me.
They call me Michael Philip.
me Michael Phillips yes yes the Michael Phillips let's see wait oh my god
he's taking a nap wait wait so if we steal three items from in here that's
another one we can just steal three things from here and throw it out this
window oh my goodness this is the run this is yes oh my goodness this is the
run I can't believe it all right I'll take the toilet paper it's valuable okay
Yeah. There's one.
Well, here. Catch. Catch.
One second. Let me. Oh my goodness.
That was a beautiful throw.
I've never done that before.
I'm way out of town.
We only need to do one more, dude.
But we can do all of them if we try.
But at the very least, when the tornado comes around,
we can just leave.
Yes, I like that.
Let's get the.
I think the video game controller will be the easiest.
I agree.
You keep doing that awesome move.
Yeah, that's called the double twisty.
Oh, the double twisty? I thought they outlawed that.
No, they did, but they can't stop me.
No, they can't. No one can.
No.
We can break the items too. I might just break this mirror right here.
We have a personal grudge against this dude now.
Yeah, fuck all of his stuff up.
Yeah.
Let's find the heirloom that his wife left behind before she...
Strat...
He won't break...
Stuck.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
That was incredible strength!
That was a small picture.
Let me jump back up here. There's some bases.
Can I jump on the PA?
I hear something.
Oh, no. I'm always these there.
Is it? Oh! Oh, he's protecting his...
And now he's... he's hitting the blue steel.
Ha! He's gone.
What a fascinating exchange I just had with that man.
Okay. There might be a video game controller right here, most.
I got it. I got it. I'm taking it back exactly in the middle.
Excellent. It's good work.
Yes, we can actually do it now.
You'll sniff that one out like a dog.
Yeah, I did.
Very impressive.
I hear behind us.
No, it might have been me actually. I was making a lot of noise.
Watch this for me. You ready for this, boys?
I'm on backwards.
Yes.
I'm ready.
That was almost the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Yo, no, Joe, that was actually almost the toughest thing ever.
Oh my goodness.
Why can't I jump back up there?
He's got a really, he's got a really given a, a heave and a hole.
Yes, there it is.
Yes.
It's done.
Okay.
We've done every every one of them except for break six items and kill a human
Oh, it feels so good
What's that noise?
Might be that dirty little bastard from the Epstein files again. Probably kill us
You'll ban the guy in my chat
Moist
Yes
Taser
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him with that axe.
It will stop his pacemaker with it.
How do I use it?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, whoa, be very careful.
Here, here, here.
It comes out too...
No, no, no, no, you have a steady hand, like a surgeon.
Okay, I'll take it.
Yes.
If he comes up on us, we'll use it.
I say we come on him first, to be honest,
and catch him with the element of surprise.
That's true.
What all we need to do now is break six items and kill a human.
Do you think we can taste them to death?
Yes, get him.
Oh my god, he's right on top of us.
He's looking for his video game controller.
Oh, god.
Keep tasting him.
Do his heart stops.
And I'll check for a pulse and I'll let you know when he
passes on to the next light.
From the top here, buckle up.
It died.
It died.
It died.
It died.
He's not dead.
He's not dead.
Oh my god.
Run.
Come on.
I didn't kill him, boy.
I didn't kill him, boy.
All right.
We're gonna bleak.
Chatham, we're gonna bleak you.
Where's the grenade?
Did you see the grenade?
Kitchen doors?
Moist, can you hear me?
If you find a gun, set it up on a cabinet
and point it where it walks into it and shoot it.
It's the best way to use it.
Wait, did he just get the gun?
Oh, if you can hear me, just leave, he's got a gun.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna look for him.
Where is he?
I don't think he left.
I think he's still here.
I think he's gone.
I don't think he left, I think he's still here, no we got greedy.
He's camping me moist, he is, I see that, I can only talk to you in 8 second intervals
so I'll be back in a moment.
No, he's camping me.
I tried to run, there was a rat hole right there I could have got out.
No, he locked us down.
That was fun though, I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, that was good, that was a fun game.
That was actually really fun.
We could have beat at that time, but we got greedy with the extras, but it was fine.
That's still a victory with ourselves right there.
I think so too. That was easily a completed run right there. Yeah, not a hundred percent.
Well, it was fun moist. It was fun, brother. Yes, sir.
So we played something again soon. Sometimes you won't because let me know.
Sounds good, man. You have a great rest of the night.
All right, bro. You too, peace. See ya.
That was fun. W moist chat. That was actually really fun.
I enjoyed that very much. That was actually really fun.
We cook that we want a Rocket League tournament and then play that chat
I might low-key play that again Sunday to try to beat it should I I think I could beat that no joke
That was actually go to W moist great string chat. I love y'all man. Hey
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
Appreciate all the get this subs don't knows bitch follows in the course of pretty sure y'all for this hanging out
Hey, you're gonna have a good rest y'all tonight have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all Sunday ladies and gentlemen live that all right
Peace out y'all