Oh
I'm going to go get some
cheese.
Good job. What's what's
good? Good job. What's good?
Good job. What's good? Good
ladies and gentlemen, I have
returned once more yet again.
Taylor Zach DX uh gold erris
king queso and bear bite. Uh
the bee lost X uh trigger
I repeat, Red Hoodie came out of left field on y'all with the Red Hoodie, too, didn't I?
Yep, show did.
Bet y'all didn't predict this one, did ya?
Nope!
Cooked!
yo tater chip with the five men I want me a tater chip
god lia wants me a tater chip right now if only I had a tater chip there's no better snack
actually wholeheartedly truly undeniably unfathomably
the best snack on the planet is chips straight up straight up chat the plus
she was moved do y'all want to see how it looks in here now look at this look at
Look at this, not gonna lie bro.
Hey, not gonna lie, it look clean in here.
Look at this.
Spookle.
Oh that's clean.
Look at it, sitting over there in the corner, just straight chilling.
Look at that.
Bro waddled over there.
You may think that we,
you may think that we moved it.
No.
Bro waddled over there on his own.
Yup.
Shaw did.
Not only did Bro waddle over there on his own,
he pushed the air hockey table over
And he moved the pool table over, all on his own.
Look at him, just chilling.
Look at him, Chad, just over there in the corner,
just straight chilling.
Just straight up chilling, dude.
Brianna, what the five get to thank you, Brianna,
what the five get to thank you.
How far over does that camera see?
Can you see me here?
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
That was an anomaly.
Did you see it?
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
The air hockey tables dope.
Dude.
Yeah, that's true, Mom.
That is an anomaly.
The plus you moved.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, that air hockey table was custom done by gamers
for me.
It says, like, queso on top of it.
I showed it in the warehouse tour, but yeah.
All the designs on that were done by Gamer Sub.
So you have to custom, custom Gamer Sub's air hockey table.
You all remember the basketball machine they got me to?
I got a custom Gamer Sub's basketball machine
downstairs too.
Show-do.
Show-do, buddy.
Hey
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie this little room might be the viviest place ever created
No joke
Dug with the five when it comes to me cooking up now I did none of the building of course
Sarah with the five I
Did none of the building it was just my idea, but the design
The layout I fear I cooked
I thought in my brain man, I want to build the coziest little upstairs area that I can imagine and they get it
And it's so cozy up here man
Like this is like an area you want to spend your final day at like if you were gonna die
You'd kind of just want to lay in the middle of the floor there and die because it's just such a vibe
Like no joke
They just like, oh man, I'm on my deathbed.
I'm about to pass on.
Take me up there to the place, and they're
already going to know what I'm talking about.
And I'm going to go up here, and I'm going to die.
And then they're going to bury me on my own land.
Facts.
I'm going to get buried on my own land in the middle of the woods.
I'm going to go out like Arthur Morgan.
I'm going to be on a hill, just a tombstone with no name on it.
Just there, chilling, dead.
Yo, pre with the 50 gift.
Yo, give me some Ws for pre with the 50 gift.
Oh my goodness, WP with the 50 gifted,
Lord have mercy.
Appreciate you, Pree with the 50, thank you.
WP for real with the 50 gifted, thank you.
Check this room of five, man.
Just look at it.
This one in rooms you look at,
you're just sitting there like,
and that thing gon' be I.
That thing gon' be I.
It's a vibe, bruh.
It's a straight up vibe.
Can I live there?
You done lost your mind, bubba.
What you talkin' about?
I don't know you.
It's such a vibe up here, bruh.
Tell me it ain't type one if it's a vibe.
It's a vibe.
Hey, always gotta stay humble though,
because there's some people in this world that
ain't even got no place to sleep in.
There's some people that ain't even got a roof over their head.
Gotta stay humble on them.
Some people ain't got nowhere to go.
I swear, bro, I've gotten better at that.
I've found myself complaining sometime, bro.
Like I'll turn my shower on, and it'll take, like, a minute for it to get hot, and I'll
be like, man, it's taking so long for the water to get hot.
And then I'll sit there and stop myself and be like, man, there's some people that
ain't even got clean drinking water.
And I'm over here complaining that my water for my shower is taking too long to get high.
You always got to remind yourself.
It's called awareness.
Awareness.
I think.
awareness. I think Jake with the tea and get to appreciate you Jake with the tea and get
to cap you don't shower buddy me and moist critical call on a soap brand you goober.
I legitimately shower every day dog like that's not even a meme you can pull with me like
literally. That is actually not a meme that you can pull with me, dude. I'm not one of
these goobers. He don't take a shower, buddy. Yes, I do.
All I do is shine. I'm in a shower right now while you take the facecams on the main area.
Cause I'm in a shower. And I ain't got a camera in the shower. BG with the TNW, BG with the
he appreciates you. Show it. I ain't got no, I ain't got no
camera. I'm in a shower right now though. Yep. So, look at all
the room we got for anomalies now though. Dude, I gotta, I
gotta bring some stuff up here to use for like anomaly
action. I need to bring like some, I'm not to figure something out to bring, right?
First some anomaly action. But now that the plushies in the corner, look at all
all that room for anomalies.
You know what I mean?
You'll have your 21st birthday grace.
Yeah, we do need to do another quarter pound
of updates soon.
That thing is still in there.
BG with the five gift, have the 21st birthday grace.
That's all grace, happy birthday, birthday, grace.
Hey, case I had an incident with a coworker on Friday
with him touching me inappropriately
without asking me first.
I had a really rough weekend because of it.
Can you say something to cheer me up a bit?
what? Shoot them. You might need to call the cops or something or get them fired or take
them out because what? That is absolutely insane. I hope you're good though. That is
crazy. What is up with that? Hope everything good with you because that's wild. Call HR
facts you got you get it call HR
Got to check it go over with your HR on somebody
Well none of y'all got a job anyway, so I'm not even asking
Hey, I saw quite a bit of guests as well how I move my family hot
Oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, what is this?
Another one of your drawings got tatted?
Wait a minute.
Oh, my goodness.
You actually did it.
No way, Ski.
Hold on, let me show it.
Oh, my face cam's cooked.
Oh, oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord, hold on my face, can't I, working?
Huh.
You know, I don't want to die nobody.
Chat, look at this.
Chat, look.
That's so clean.
Oh my goodness.
That is so clean.
You actually did it.
really did it. That is so hard. Chad, would you get this tatted on you? Be honest. Yes,
you would do. And that's who it's based off of. You know what? I see the similarities.
I hope it's removable. Why? Why would you hope it's removable? For what? Why would that need
to be removed. Yo trash with 5,000 bits. Hey case my actual name is Trash. No, no way.
No way, nuh-uh.
What?
Yo, Devin with the 25 gifted subs,
yo, give me some W's for Devin with the 25 gifted.
I appreciate that Devin, W Devin for real.
Your parents named you Trash.
Dude, dude, what?
Uh, it's me and my friend, Yags, birthday today.
I'm turning 20.
Can you wish me and Yag a happy birthday?
Your happy birthday, Yag and Trash as well.
Appreciate y'all.
Happy, happy 20th birthday.
Thank you.
Wow.
Yag and Trash, Trashbag, almost, that's insane.
Hey!
Starlight with a thousand bits.
Hey, Kase, I need motivation to clean my room.
Will you please yell at me?
You better clean that room!
I crap myself.
Lord.
Yeah.
Yo, Kase, it's Janice.
Today's my 26th birthday.
Can I get a shout out?
Yo, happy 26th birthday, Janice.
Thank you.
Up there in my car, my dad.
That's what's up. You let my best friend, Mikaela, know she's cut off officially. She's been an L friend for far too long. Yo, Mikaela, Janice is cutting you off, by the way. See ya.
Hey, see ya, buddy. It's done. Happy birthday, Janice. Thank you.
Appreciate you, natural. I have no idea what that is. Thank you, natural, as well.
will. Type one if your name is Janice Chat. Yo, do you know a game I
redownloaded? Because I went and had to redownload Rocket League on this PC. You
know what I saw while I was redownloading Rocket League? Dad gum fall guys. Dad
gum fall guys bro do I dare do I dare
really have my purgatory fall guys you don't know fall guys is my purgatory
everybody. It is. Yo, Benito with a thousand bits. That's a crazy name. Thank you for the
five. Hey, case I went to the gym, thanks. Also, yell at me to keep going to the gym.
Hey, you better keep going to the gym, Benito, or it's going to be consequences. You're
welcome. Is cheeky's female friendly? I'm not sure what that means, but I'm gonna
say yes.
I had I had no clue there was there was a difference.
But I'm assuming it is pH balanced.
I didn't make it.
But I'm assuming it is.
Jiggly Tonel with the five, thank you.
It's got to be.
Why would it, you know, why would it not?
Yeah, it's got to be.
What are you looking for if what is that yo a georgia girl 45 what I specifically need to look forward to know that
Because I'm gonna grab a box real quick matter of fact
You know, George, you're gonna say something.
You literally said, bro lives under a rock.
Like, hello?
The back of it says ingredients, saponified oils of sunflower, coconut, sustainable palm,
J-butter, Jo-Jova oil in the green Mesa menthol.
We sell it in cigarette soap.
Vitamin E, essential oils of eucalyptus,
pink grapefruit, and mandarin rosemary extract organic.
So to answer your question.
But would you say Georgia Girl 45?
Like if it's scented and if it's safe for sensitive areas.
Hey, look here.
I'm not exactly sure what you're referring to.
What I would do is, you know, you could use some usechiki.com for everything that's not
whatever you're talking about and then you probably get something special for
you know whatever you whatever you're referring to okay so I wouldn't you know
what I mean yeah that's what I would say I'm not you know so like something
separate. Fine with the five, thank you. Nine out of you, you know, use this for, you know,
regular, you know, just whatever. You can do, you know what I mean? But, you know, whatever
you talk about, you go ahead and grab something specialized specifically for that. But if you
just want some regular soap action for the regular action, then yeah, why would
you not go with this. But whatever you're talking about there, you would go, you know,
something specialized, right? Because I don't have, you know, you're welcome. I'm
dealt this conversation.
But yeah, I hope that answered your question.
I hope that answered your question.
Thank you.
I wanted to get the sugar cookie one. Oh, the sugar cookie one. Good. And I'm not gonna
like it. Don't do that. But I'm just saying. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm just saying
smell like you can eat that thing but no don't go eat no bar of soap do not go
eat no bar of soap oh yeah I'm returning to my purgatory I'm gonna see if I
can get a dub and fall guys this is about to be a disaster I'm about to
destroy my whole setup buddy my controller work work my controller works on
this PC yes it does
Yo, it's about to get ugly in here, G.G., hey, hey, it's about to get ugly.
Yo happy birthday, Kayla, chattel, Kayla, happy birthday, happy birthday, Kayla, thank you.
What is more, March Drop and March.
Yo, I appreciate that Darcy W. Darcy, appreciate you Darcy, thank you.
Oh lord, it's oh lord, oh lord, have mercy.
Wait, what's your last bit say, if you kill the old guy, the bad knowns come?
So if I'm playing that and I kill the old guy, the bad knowns come out?
Thank you for that tip.
Wait, why am I controlling not working?
Why am I controlling working?
What do I have to download for this to work?
Chad, I still got the, oh my goodness.
Is there a reason that this is not working?
I might have to download the app for this controller real quick. Hold on, give me a second.
Kirby with the five.
Chad, it's about to get mad in here.
Chad, it's about to get in here.
Hold on.
This is one of those IQ controllers.
You have to have the app for it, don't you?
No, nobody's gonna answer the question.
I mean, dude, I'm about to get off.
Layla with the five gift, and thank you.
Appreciate you, Layla.
Wait, what is this, yo, 5,000 bits?
That is a crazy name, by the way.
Can you tell my husband to straighten up or I'm leaving?
name is Jordan and he's watching too. Yo Jordan you're gonna have to straighten up
or it's gonna get real bad for you Bubba, not gonna lie.
Jordan you're gonna have to you're gonna have to get right or it's probably gonna
get real bad for you. So go ahead and go ahead and do that or or she gone man.
She gone.
There we go. There we go. Okay, yeah. Hold on, Chad. It's almost done. Chad, it's about
to get real ugly in here. I promise you it's going to get ugly, bruh. I made a mistake
downloading this, didn't I? I made a mistake!
Oh, I made a mistake!
Look at the prediction.
What was that?
I got to restart my PC, not my streaming PC, just my gaming PC, so it's not going to
claim all.
We're good.
You can't see my screen, right?
We're good.
We're good PC's restarting but not the streaming PC so we're good
only thing that's happening is I'm restarting this one that's crazy you
got download a whole app just to get a controller to work bro come on man I'm
here back in the dirty you can get any controller and just plug it straight
into a PC of a word. No third-party app, no, nothing! Nowadays, you know,
nowadays everything requires an account.
Surprisingly, don't need an account for the controller.
Only here to help Kaseo with the five.
Thank you, what a wholesome name.
What type of controller is it?
I think it's a scuff in vision pro.
I've had it for like two years, which I really don't need.
I don't use the paddles for anything.
The only thing I ever used paddles for
is if I'm playing a shooter game.
But like playing any controller game that I play now,
it's like I don't even need the paddles.
It's been a solid controller though, not gonna lie.
And that's not a sponsor, buddy.
That's what it looked like.
It's one of them.
No sponsor, by the way, and this is not a sponsor.
Just what the controller looked like.
You can see it's got like the paddles on the back of it
See that
One of them it's specifically for PC so
DS for Windows now you only need that for like PlayStation controllers
We can't see it. It's too dark. We'll turn your brightness up. Huh?
Because you know what I ain't gonna do? I'm not gonna turn no lights on them. I like it in here.
Who wants to sit here with me stream when I got the lights on unless I'm doing a cooking stream
You know me and my mom's duty to figure out what we're doing for the next cooking stream
What should we do bro?
We talked about it the other day. I still don't know what we're gonna do for next cooking stream
Tattoo with the five. Thank you
Lasagna that might be too easy
Okay computer is restarted in one second
This is a mistake getting on Fall Guys, chat until we all...
This is a mistake, Steve.
A mistake!
Don't look at me that way
It was an honest mistake
Don't look at me the way it was an honest mistake, an honest mistake.
It's time.
I think my controller is going to work now.
I think it's going to work.
Lord.
If you grab me, who?
Oh, Streamod is also really good.
Oh, man.
If you grab me, Bubba, you should make music.
You know, I've got a whole studio room,
and then literally the room behind the wall
that I'm up against that I just never use it,
because I don't know what to do in there.
I don't know what kind of music I should make.
Maybe some country music, you do some country.
Should I do some country music?
I might do some country music.
Cap, buddy, you can literally see it on the warehouse door.
It's time.
Oh, Lord, I'm opening Fall Guys, Lord, help me.
I should do a voice actor rolling at something.
That'd be hard.
I'd make a good country doing like Red Dead, like an NPC that gets shot.
Hey, you get out of here, Bubba.
You ain't supposed to be around these parts.
You can just get shot.
Controller's working.
controller is working but there's one problem there's no audio
Gigi, check, y'all hear this? Hang on.
Do y'all hear that? Oh yeah, we good.
We good.
Now we're talking, now we're talking, baby, are you secretly buff buddy who said it was
a secret I've been talking about how ripped I am for three years.
What do you mean?
It's far from a secret.
You just choose not to believe it.
Oh my goodness, here we go.
Oh lord help me.
All right.
Where do I go to play?
It's been so long.
What's everybody playing nowadays chat?
Lock in!
Oh man!
Oh!
I'm getting grabbed already.
Your family hates you, you're a disgrace to humanity.
humanity. I still got the tag. I still got the tag. Oh my goodness, my shooters in here.
Oh my goodness, Miku's in here!
How does she get into every lobby?
I'm risking it.
Planned.
Oh my goodness plan it's like I never quit playin
These goober's all about the OG chat
Flittest goober right here, I thought he was going to make it, no chance!
We in there, we in there baby.
I don't know how she's gotten in every lobby of mine for the past three years by the way,
that is incredible.
Oh, G.G.
G.G.
Okay, lock in. Never follow the crowd in this one. Be your own person.
Okay, that's uh, three strawberries, one coconut.
3 strawberries, 1 coconut.
1 coconut!
Yo, get this loser hot dog off of me, man!
One, two.
Two grapes, one strawberry.
I'm locked, I'm so locked.
I'm there, I'm already there.
I'm already there.
That's a dragon fruit? Oh, my bad.
Uh-oh.
One pear? Three of the triangle things?
Two grapes? Three grapes, two dragon fruit.
Three grapes, two dragon fruit, three of the things. One pear.
three greats, two dragonfools, one pig.
I'm there.
What are you doing? It's over there! You're done!
Goober! Let's go!
Goober's coming! Count!
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Chad, I got it, man.
I got it.
Oh, Lord, the swiveller.
Hello, old friend.
How have you been?
Hello, old friend.
It's been a while since I've graced these battle rounds.
Hello old friend. It's been a while since I've graced these battlegrounds.
Boy oh boy do I still got it.
Boy, oh boy!
The scooper's about to get WAPED!
Chad, I still got it, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Quick turn.
Oh!
Somebody knock in your knee!
Bro, I died because somebody else sucks at the game.
Pay him, bro.
Dude!
Run another one, bro.
Oh, I died because somebody knocked into me?
Oh my goodness, dude.
Did you see that?
Did you actually see that?
I know y'all saw that.
I'm not coping.
What is this?
Okay.
I don't know if I've ever done this
This one's new.
Yeah, there's a filthy loser already grabbing me.
You're the worst of humanity.
Clean.
Abominably clean.
Be patient here, be patient.
See what happens when you're not patient, Chad?
You see that?
slow and steady wins the race always all night always
dude she's in this lobby too oh my goodness
What?
They can't hang?
Oh yeah.
Come on.
GG.
Back to back swivelers is kinda wild, Chad.
I'm not gonna lie.
Back to back swivelers, dude.
For real.
We all right.
Come on.
Yeah, look at this absolute disgusting
mongrel grabbing me already.
Your family hates you, bud.
There's really no doubt about it.
Look at this nerd in the Spider-Man uniform.
That's high.
Lord.
One more.
I'm in the blender.
I'm in the blender. I need somebody to die.
Oh my goodness, see the Isabella 0-4-2-1?
You never stood a chance.
That idiot, that was from their mind.
That goober in the bottom right with the orange skin
is the one that was grabbing me.
We need him out of here.
Yep, this is the absolute worst one if you're streaming.
This one is stream sniped central.
If you get grabbed here the wrong way, you're dead.
All right.
I'm back.
All right, let's see who all's grabbing me in this lobby.
Wait, Buzz Lightyear.
Wait a minute, I might be good.
Alright, if I don't get grabbed, I win this.
Look at me going against the grain, because I'm different.
Oh, man, I'm lost.
I do have the world record.
Uh, do you remember when I set the world record for fastest reaction speed when that one game?
Unironically, you had to be there.
half now that's actually a thing
you can look it up.
Kirby with the fight.
45 seconds. We're good. Here's
where it starts to get a little
scary for us.
Sabrina with the TNW Sabrina
Gummer when Sabrina Carpenter official get to 10 the other day.
Cause I was singing that one song and I was making him coffee.
Somebody named their account Sabrina Carpenter official, that was not even legal.
I don't think anybody died here.
You.
That was a good, that was grabbing me to that other round.
How about the pass out?
What is this?
Oh my goodness.
A jump showdown with 15 people.
Are you kidding?
Wait, there's no way.
Look, this dude in the bird out there
is already trying something, look at him.
are you kidding? Yeah, let's do the helmet. Just grab me. Get him out of here. Mods.
Okay, well there it is I'm grabbed look at that imagine that one chat I'm grabbed
There's no way I'm gonna win this because I'm gonna get grabbed when it starts going real fast everybody over there just died
Look, they're doing the, why did it just automatically jump?
Wait, when you double tap, does it auto dive when you double tap jump?
Since when?
When you double tap jump and auto dies, that was not a thing back in the day.
See ya nerd.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I will not fall there!
Dude, come on!
Why is nobody dying?
There's no way we're gonna have to, somebody's died.
There's no way we gotta endure this for another minute 40.
I'm dead.
HOO!
Another one!
I know what
This is unbelievable.
No, Miko!
No, no!
Oh my goodness, that was unreal dude.
Oh my goodness, bro, I still got it.
Oh my goodness, the hours are crying.
Oh my goodness, look at the crown.
A steal got it, bro.
That was the most.
Oh, my goodness.
Chad.
Was that not the most grueling final round of one of those
you've ever seen that legitimately went to the entire thing?
That literally lasted the whole time.
That was like torture.
That was actually torture.
I got to take the payout.
What are the odds I can go back to back?
Yo Kylie with the 25 gifted.
Yo W Kylie with the 25 gifted.
Appreciate you Kylie.
Thank you Kylie.
got it. Chat the old timer still got it. Oh my goodness. Dog. Dog. It was 13% on yes,
bro. 87. Oh my goodness. 76 million channel points. Predict it. See, this is why you
never doubt. This is why you always believe who was a believer. Okay, there's actually
something going on. Wait, there's actually inside trading going on. Who let technical
is on you when that many points dog. There is a group of inside traders that somehow
Always get it.
Shrimpton, KFC, B3, and Clowdy.
How did they know?
Look at these losers over here.
Look at them.
And this is just the start of them.
I'm pretty sure, how many people put no?
3.7 thousand people voted no,
and I can guarantee you at least 100, 150 to 200 of them
went all in on them.
So there has been so many people that just lost
200 and something thousand channel points.
That was actually the craziest final round ever.
Chad, I still got it.
Me and Miku literally lasted all the way to the end.
Oh my goodness.
I'm going back to back.
I'm about to set a world record.
I'm going again.
Run another prediction.
That's unreal.
Watch the switch up.
No.
You know what? It's more of a switch up. It's more than it was last time.
That's still bad.
Y'all just won't learn y'all's lesson will you, Chad?
Y'all just won't learn your lesson, will you?
Like learn your lesson, dude
Do you not know do you not remember?
What I used to be doing to these goobers back in the day on this game chat. I
Just proved I still got it. Why y'all still doubting
Come on, bro. Oh my goodness. I hold the world record for this
Who remembers when I got the world record for this mistake of course
That's no troll.
I still got it.
Oh my goodness, I still got it.
I was I first I think I was first with a 360 I think I was first there with a 360
No joke, I don't remember what it was.
You could find it from way back in the day.
I have the world record on that course.
I'm dead serious.
I do.
You could go back and find it.
I have the world record like dead serious.
I do.
G.J., I hate this one.
This is one of the worst ones in the game.
This is the worst one in the game.
It's actually over.
Oh my goodness, I'm on another level.
I did get set back.
Why are they going to that when it's not even possible for it to be that one?
I'm cooked!
I'm actually cooked!
Wait, no!
We're going to get it!
Oh man, we're good!
We're good. I don't think Miku got this lobby.
Wait, I used to be good at this one. This one's a little difficult, but bro, I used to be
good at it. GG. GG.
I'm braver than all y'all!
I'll go. That's what you get from me in brain chat.
I'm going back to back.
I don't even think I love I'm going back to back.
Ain't no quitting me.
Don't quitin' me!
Yo, yo!
That GG.
Stream snipe central, buddy!
I
Hate you
Oh
It's all good.
Why did I do that?
That's the last layer under us breath.
Yo, we got to take out the double tap to die thing for a pay up pay up.
Yo devs, yo devs.
When did y'all add the double tap jump to die button?
Can I take that off?
There's got to be an option to disable that.
It's been the game since release.
I fear that there's no way.
I spent half of my streaming career playing this game, getting called fat daily.
This was not in the game back then.
I'm telling you, it was not.
Hold up.
OK, I'm looking for the setting.
Options.
I'll be double the player I am now.
Double jump.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
See, maybe this setting was in the game always, but it wasn't enabled.
I was wondering when I asked y'all why I'm diving, why dare I died because of that.
No joke, you can say I'm coping.
I died because I died.
Oh, watch this.
Watch this.
Run another prediction.
Back in my day, there was a skill gap to jump diving.
They're over here trying to help these goovers be better at the game.
Well, you can actually just double tap jump to dive.
No, it needs to be a skill gap.
You need to go jump and then hit square to dive.
You don't need to double tap jump.
That is, that is, that is, that is just, you know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
Lock it.
This is bad for string snipers too.
Lock in.
100,000 viewers, I'm 100% getting
beat by it.
I heard it happen to JC too.
Oh, this the one with the fruits.
I'm good at dodging.
Hey, hey, come on. Come on, cuh. Come on, man!
100K OMG. That's not 100K. I had 60K in somebody's view-bottom. That's not real.
There's not 110K watching me play Fall Guys. Don't fall for it.
I had 61k real viewers and it got view-botted.
I actually heard it happen to multiple people, didn't it?
Lock in.
Is Miku in this one?
Lock in.
Yo, Miku, why don't you get in my lobbies?
I promise you that all of your friends avoid you on purpose they always tell you you're
busy when they want to hang out but they're not they just hate you because you grab people
in fall guys and you're a despicable person by the way.
You ever wonder why you're licensed in shambles?
Yeah it's maybe because you're sitting here grabbing me in fall guys.
Go up, move on!
Disgusting loser!
This is the hardest part of the whole map right here.
Payam, payam, that's fine. I forgot the cat right there. Payam.
Payam, payam, we're good.
We go back, we go again.
we go again. I'm having kind of fun on fall guys a little bit.
Besides the disgusting doubters that just keep doubting for whatever reason.
What's happening with the viewers? I just explained it.
Oh my goodness, I think I have the world record on this one too.
Oh man!
Chat, the viewers are not real. We have like 62k real ones dawg.
Stop falling for it!
Miku's in here, we got it.
Yeah, it's that hot dog named hamburger that was grabbing me last lobby.
Your family hates you, they despise you, you're failing in school.
Get a good grade bud, then you can get on the game.
I don't know why you're allowed to be on the game anyway, you ain't got good grades.
Won't you go get a B at least?
See look at this filthy, disgusting loser on the undertaker skin grabbing me.
Yo.
They're lucky I don't have unlimited power in the world because I promised you
that person would be in jail for life. I'm dead serious. Like you would go to jail
for the rest of your life with this. This is harassment. You would go to jail. Like
actually you would. And I'd sleep like a baby at night. Now when I
I'm going to send it to you for life with this.
Sleep like a baby.
Let's go.
See, the hot dog is still trying to grab me.
Beautiful.
Okay, we need to get rid of the Patrick Star skin,
the hot dog, and the dude in the Undertaker skin.
If we get rid of him, we're gonna die.
Yo, Bro gave up.
Bro gave up.
Over 200k, let's go.
Dog, there's not 200,000 viewers, man.
Just ignore it.
There is 60,000 viewers real.
Anything above, this is all fake.
Holy moly, the viewers are real people.
Yeah your band. How do people even view bot? I would not know bubba. Trust me.
So don't ask me.
Don't ask me.
So how you think it's gonna go? You think it's gonna get to a milli?
The hotdog is still-
Yo mods, I need this dude to address. I need this dude to address.
Yo mods, give me this dude to address, seriously.
I need this dude to address now.
Look at him. This dude is dressed up as a hot dog and his name is Hamburgress.
burger Stanley hates him. You filthy disgusting creature you. I'm dead.
If I somehow squeak out a win, no way I'm going to.
Don't do this.
Undertaker your family hates you. There's no way I'm gonna make it.
I made it! I made it!
Yo, you know what's crazy?
The developers of this game should have gave me an automatic band button ages ago.
I would have the streets cleaned up so fast.
I would actually have the streets cleaned up so fast.
Wait, can I report them?
go offensive name and offensive name. Yeah, now you want to jump in. I think you
know what I'm reporting. Yeah.
Now you want to jump in now that you know I'm reporting. Yeah, good job, bud.
Lock in.
Lock in. Ooh, they got hit with the ads.
you. Grabbing as part of the
game. Yo, Billy Loomis, you
are, you are gone. You hear
me. You are gone. Goodbye.
What is this? Oh, I
remember this. Yeah, GG.
Look at these filthy disgusting animals grabbing me. You are an animal
But you are actually an animal not never mind animals are too good for you
That's check right there
That's tech right there.
I'm actually glad to be out of that lobby.
Now I'm about to cook them right here.
Bam, run another one.
You know what?
I'm actually glad to be out of that lobby because there was too many stream ciphers in there.
Way too many stream ciphers.
View bots attacking.
Yeah, you wonder why people would even do that.
Like why would you waste your time even doing that?
like what is what is it benefit lock in I hate this one I actually hate this one I
hate it bad let's go
I also have the world record on this one with the hammer tag.
Watch this.
Insane hammer tag!
I'm not trying to brag or nothing, but I invented the hammer tech on this mount.
Yeah. Hey, hey, you know what I mean?
I did. Who invented the hammer check on that map then, Chad?
If it wasn't me, who was it?
Yeah, it was me.
Chad, all guys is actually goaded.
I see why I've played this for so long, huh?
This might be to come back in a rotation, Loki.
It's a good thing to gamble, GG.
GG.
Chad, shh.
Don't mention them, bruh. Shhh, just let it happen. Shhh. Just don't mention them, dude.
They'll go away if you stop talking about them.
Um, you know what I need? I need like a member of like high-standing authority on retainer,
so I can like have these people arrested at my at my will what actually is that possible
look at this just look at this animal look at this animal that just keeps grabbing me
We're good. We're good. We're
good. We're good. Relax.
I am locked in. I am locked in.
in the chat that's on a hundred strange streak. Is anybody else in here on a
hundred strange streak?
That is insane. I think that's the first a hundred I've seen. That might be the
first 100. Oh chat. I'm good at this one. Lock in. You're about to witness
cinema. Seriously. Watch this. I'm dead serious. Watch always said the high
row right there. Got it.
I'm in first place right now.
It doesn't look like it, but I am.
I'm gonna lose.
Chad, it might be looking rough.
I have 100% QWAL here.
Chat, I have 100% quality, there's no way around it.
Wait a minute, no.
Oh my goodness, I'm so locked!
I might be able to have a three-win fall guys night tonight if I win this game, just
If I win this, what I'm gonna do another one and win it too.
Gigi.
Okay, this disgusting filthy animal is still in here.
Why are you trying to jump away?
Not clear, you're gonna grab this grab, bud.
Dude, I should be able to rule the world,
like I'm so serious, I could clean this place up so fast.
Dude, I'd clean this place up so fast.
And I'd start with these people in this game.
I just have them all.
The first thing I would do if I ruled the world out, I'd have a prison as big as Texas built
somewhere.
And that's where all the people that stream sniping video games would go or cheat.
See ya! You disgusting, disgusting loser!
What do they mean?
Look at this filthy disgusting loser trying to grab me.
Look at this filthy disgusting loser trying to grab me, you see him?
Well bud, just me and you.
Good grab, I win!
I win!
You really want to grab me at the very end to try to hit me off?
Not knowing that I saved my dime for the extra second of the airtime?
You suck!
I'm about to pass out.
Hold up.
I'm about to pass out.
Hold up.
I'm about to pass out.
Oh, oh, I'm about to pass out.
Wait a minute.
I'm seeing, I'm seeing in circles.
Oh man, I'm seeing in circles.
Wait a minute.
you take the prediction?
Bro, why are they still here?
Hold on.
Okay.
Dude, you love to see it.
Oh my goodness, don't you just love it?
Don't you just love to see it, dude?
Dude, don't you just love to see it
when a disgusting doubter loses their channel points?
I bet all these doubters were sitting beside behind their screen.
Ooh, grab them, grab them, yeah, grab him, oh, oh, grab him.
I will make count points, and then you lose them.
Tactical lasagna is back.
CB3, Rob, that's a mod.
Wait a minute.
Wait, there's some insiders.
And you notice how when cloudy either is right or doesn't lose.
You know what I mean?
So when cloudy votes, it seems that it's always right,
but when there's no vote, that's insane.
I got a pain in my chest.
I actually voted there, sure you did, cloudy.
Sure you did.
I'm going for three on the night.
This would be a personal best on one night.
Have I ever won three in one day?
Run another prediction, I'm going again.
Wait.
I'm gonna finesse them.
I'm gonna finesse them, hold up.
Did you think I queued up?
Nope.
Do you think I queued up yet?
Nope, still haven't queued up, buddy.
Oh, you think I queued up now?
Nope, sure didn't.
You think I queued up yet?
No, I didn't string snipers.
Tee hee, tee hee, tee hee, tee hee.
Maybe I queued up now, but nope, sure didn't.
Are you being view-botted right now?
Big dog, I have said it literally 50,000 times, yes.
We had 62,000 viewers, and then it jumped up to like 300.
It's been happening for multiple days
to multiple people.
I heard it happen to Jeansy too.
and that's the last time I'm saying it. Should I change my skin, Loki? Or should I stick with
the Patrick? You know what? Let's look through my inventory real quick and see what I got.
What do I have in the bag nowadays? Outfits. I got the Patrick. I got a cuphead. I got
this one, this one used to be clean. You remember this one?
I got space outfit. I got the undertaker.
Well, I don't have that much to do. I got Eggman. Now we're
sticking with the Patrick. We're easily stick with the
Patrick.
Don't you agree? It's an icon. Did I queue up yet? I guess you'll never know. Have I
queued up yet? Who knows? Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't queue up. I guess you'll find out
whenever. You know what I mean? Because maybe I queued up. Maybe I didn't. Who knows?
Who knows if I queued up stream snipers, huh?
Too late.
Yo, cookie catcher with the 25 gifted.
Give me some Ws for cookie catcher with the 25.
Wait, y'all can see it?
Y'all can see the reflection.
Yo, I appreciate that cookie catcher for real
with the 25 gifted.
Thank you.
What is this?
Lock in.
Come on.
Miku somehow got in here.
That's insane.
Yeah, one of these filthy, disgusting losers.
I hate y'all.
I actually hate y'all, I do.
I really hate you.
If you grab me at all guys, I like truly hate you.
There's no way around it.
You need your internet access revoked, like, unironically.
Still just finessing them beyond belief, that's unreal.
They call me the finesser!
Hilarious, bud, hilarious.
All day.
all day. I still don't, I still don't know why Fall Guys hasn't implemented a mode like
no grab mode. Like really, why not? Just implement a mode that's a no grab mode because it's
funny? Oh is it gonna be funny when I take a dump in your pillowcase and you go to sleep at night
and you feel something warm and you wonder what it is? Then you flip it over and you see it. Is
that gonna be funny too? Yeah, that's pretty funny ain't it? Yeah, that's gonna be funny.
You're not with the fight. Thank you.
Yeah, that's going to be funny, ain't it, Bubba?
Yep, sure it is.
This one's all about memory, let's go.
Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great.
He tastes like you on his waiter.
One night! Yeah, one mo-
It's easy.
It's easy. Yeah, easy money.
Yo, Siren with the Five!
I'm going over here.
I wish I could contact y'all's parents. I'm so serious
Push him off!
I'm sorry, there's no way all these little losers
have this good of a memory.
Like dog, there is no way y'all have this good of a memory.
I'm sorry, man.
There's just no way y'all do.
Why are you playing Fall Guys at 105 AM?
I fear that it is 105 AM nowhere in the world right now
because it's 38 on the hour.
But for me, it's 10.38, Chad, I hope y'all know if I do get another dub, that's three
in one night.
That's like something to be proud of.
Let's go.
I'm not surviving this, by the way, Chad.
If I survive this, this will be a cure miracle.
These are next to impossible to survive when there's people grabbing you.
Chad, what time is it for you?
Yeah, how's it feel to somebody say cap to absolutely everything?
Why did you fall?
I wonder, I wonder, I wonder why I fell, what do you think I fell?
I need to figure out a way to truly, how could I do this?
I can truly queue up with nobody in here.
Yo Juicy with the 5C and Root and Cap'n with the 5. Thank you.
Let's go.
I'm locked.
Yep.
Don't fist me!
HO!
Did you sit at cake?
I'm back. Yo, Luster with the 25 gifted. Give me some Ws for
Luster with the 25 gifted. Lord have mercy. W Luster with the 25
I appreciate that, Luster, thank you.
W. Luster, actually, thank you.
Let's go.
Chad, did y'all see how I balanced on top of that wall right there?
Did you see it?
Thank you for the answer.
Yo, who else is gifted?
Yo, Chunky with the 20 gifted.
W. Chunky with the 20 gifted.
Precate that Chunky W. Chunky with the 20 as well.
The opposite of me.
Your name is the opposite of me.
Let's go. Let's go. This one, you can get super unlucky on this one. This mode isn't
necessary a reflection of skill right? You could get super unlucky here. Watch this.
I am a disgusting loser who deserves to be beaten with a spiked belt in public
while I'm getting walked on a dog leash with a mask on. That's like a dog mask.
I did not mean anything. I just said
Oh my goodness, I'm actually
Wait, who is it 0-6?
Wait, who's got 0?
Yeah, the closure's gone!
How do you level 34 you got one ring there ain't no way Magic Uwu got one ring
Tell me you got it oh my goodness I'm rooting for Magic Uwu
Could you imagine the comeback of a century magic?
Could you imagine?
Oh my goodness, that would have been crazy.
Magic.
Give me something good here.
Come on, give me something good here.
I like this one.
I actually like this one.
I remember the method I used to have on this would you would go to the right and
balance on that plate that would like go back and forth and had that thing
spinning on it you would try to stay in like the middle on that and you just
try to avoid the fan.
I'm never gonna do that again. That's actually my fault.
Let's get it. Let's go. I got this right here.
I gotta get back.
I'm not gonna make it.
Chad, I'm not gonna make it.
Oh my goodness, I'm dead.
Oh my goodness, they're gone. Let's go. Finally, lock in. Oh man, this one's intense.
I went from 110 to 70 good that's what we're supposed to be getting money like I'm
supposed to be getting money like I'm supposed to be.
You remember that song?
Close to B?
That song was hard.
That last verse was crazy though.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
I have one mini a game on this
map chat and I'm here to tell
This illegal gambling ring that we're running to get out of hand, I had a chat.
This loser is just constantly going in front of me trying to get everything out from under
me by the way.
The dude in the red Santa outfit is specifically trying to get me killed by the way.
And it worked because he's a disgusting loser.
I actually hate you with a burning patch like I truly like if there's any justice in this world
You'll be thrown in jail for the rest of your life. I'm dead serious
Damn
I'm doing one more
If there is any justice in this world that loser will spend the rest of his life in jail
I don't care if he's 10 thrown in jail now
Maximum security like like you do not need to be in society
Godly, man, I like dude.
That is a absolutely insane name.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Being the guy that just said it's a strategy, I heard those excuses two years ago.
I'm not hearing it again.
Stop.
Do not hit me with the it's a strategy.
Oh my goodness, that just makes me mad.
Now why would he specifically follow me around and nobody else?
Lock him.
What is this one?
I forgot.
No
Tech
No Tech
I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. Yo, Chunky with the 10,000 bids. W. Chunky.
Hey, case. Thanks for being you. Watching you. Generally, he's helping with my battle
with cancer. Literally the best dreamer in human PS or swole. Yo, W. Chunky, man. Hope
you recover quick. W. Chunky. I appreciate that. Thank you. Let me not make a mistake
in my wording like I did last time somebody donated with that same sentiment.
Thank you, Chunky. I appreciate that for real. Thank you.
Hope you get better soon, Chunky. W, Chunky, for real. Thank you.
W, Chunky, man, I appreciate that, bro.
The swivel, I'm good at the swivel.
Oh, my goodness, man.
It's like, do you goobers that sit here and do this just not want me to play for all guys
or something?
How have I been removed from this game for two years and you're still grabbing me?
Knowing that I specifically quit playing because of people like you.
Just stop.
Or get arrested.
Like, you need to be removed from society.
Let's go.
Type 1 if you believe.
I believe.
Now you believe.
is about to be bad. Oh my goodness. This is I just saw a message in the chat. This dude
just said they hate us because they ain't us.
Wait, how did he get that Patrick skin?
Wait, how did you get the frowning Patrick?
Where's Miku, man?
Is Miku here?
Meekoo's on the middle platform.
My bad, it didn't get me back.
Thank you, Box the French fries.
I just witnessed if somebody died
Yo Patrick, there's no way you're trying that
I can't be next
I'm about to break everything in here.
the live size K so plus she's about to get beheaded. I'm so mad.
Dude, I'm so mad. I hate these losers. I have the world record on this course.
I had the world record on pipe dream and that one I did earlier.
I'm dead serious I do who was here who remembers I have the world record on this one and that other one that I get earlier
I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. I do
What are these?
Wait what?
I don't remember this.
Oh my goodness, let's go baby!
You're really going to chicken out and go for the tube and not the swing.
Only real ones go for the swing there.
Just saying.
You're way back here.
Yeah, I'm just reporting you.
Yeah.
You suck too bad to be a play this game yeah yeah get out of here
There's no way to get back here.
Dude, there's no force.
He's 5, then go do a coloring book or something, bud.
Get off this Real Man's Game.
You can't hang, buddy.
Go do a coloring book.
Wait, what is this map?
What is this now?
I don't know what this is, but it looks crazy.
Ho!
Ho, man!
Man!
What?
Am I missing something?
So you're not supposed to go in the middle?
Oh, it was a rain counter.
Oh, okay.
Okay, my bad.
I didn't know that was a rain counter.
I should have known because there's some gold rings and some regular rings.
My bad.
I didn't know that was a rain counter.
My fault.
My heart just skipped a beat.
The back of my neck hurt and I think I'm having a brain hemorrhage.
Oh, Lord.
Oh lord, I should have bullied that kid.
I'm dead.
No, I'm back on, I snapped out of it, we're good.
We're good.
It's almost like the instructions said that.
Okay.
Let's go. You're my favorite OCD rep. I don't know how many of those you have, but thanks.
I'm locked. I'm locked. Where am I? Who am I?
solid I have I've soiled it
You're gonna be spashed in me!
You have GG.
There's no hope.
Oh my goodness, there's no hope.
There's always hope.
Oh my goodness, you're a legend.
Oh my goodness.
You are a legend!
Whoever the- Yo, give me their names, get them modded right now.
Whoever that dinosaur was and that other guy at the end, that- Yo!
Menace and DMCD music.
Y'all are- Y'all are getting modded right now. Y'all are actually getting modded right now.
Oh my goodness, no way!
GG. Doesn't matter.
That disgusting Santa Claus guy got hit off, thank you.
You know get away from me you loser like actually get away
You died and do this all day, bud you're gonna die before I do
One more. I gotta go one more. One more. Last one. One another prediction.
Matter of fact, just ban everybody in here. And then mods after you're done banning everybody,
y'all gotta go too. So turn in your badge after and then I'll handle that.
You're not winning again? Sure bud. Keep coping.
I'm good at this one. I'm good at stomping around. I actually think I have a war record for this one too.
Oh wait a minute.
Yard over the tech that I invented for this map, the permabounce tech, what was that
I ain't got a saw to
One more I can't go out first round like that one other prediction, but take my balls off get man
I'm about to start throwing cheeks like crazy.
I'm going to do one hip toss to the right with my cheeks out.
It's going to blow the whole set up over.
Watch this clean landing, watch, watch.
Oh my god, did you see the spadesloots?
I am insane Chad I don't think you understand.
Missed it but it's fine.
It's so fun!
Could you imagine I didn't make it there?
Could you imagine?
Could you actually imagine, Jack?
Could you?
Could you actually imagine chat could you you've been fine you think I still could
have made it if I'd have fell there I don't know bro I forgot where to checkpoint it
okay slime climb is all dude slime climb is so bad if there's stream snipers now if
If there's not stream snipers and slime climb, it's fine.
Come on.
It's a fine climb.
Let's go.
That dude in the green is cheating.
Did you see that?
I've never seen that tech.
Wait, who's in the gold uniform?
This dude's actually professional.
I just learned new tech from this guy.
And I can't apply it because I'm not him.
Okay, I deserve that.
Pizza with the five, thank you.
The question is, are we dead serious here?
I'm going to kill you.
Wayne.
Lord help me.
If I whoever that dude in the gold was was busting out moves I've never seen in my life.
There's no way I'm good that dude never got off the game.
He never played anything else.
He's just been playing fall guys since release.
He's the only player in the FGPL, the Fall Guys Pro League, and it's just him.
Bro is the only member of the FGPL.
I might have to sign him.
That's unreal.
The guy, what's his name?
Lerman.
That dude is has tech I've never seen in my life.
Wow.
Okay, I know what I'm doing here now.
I know what I'm doing now.
I just thought of Fall Guys, he's 14.
Lerman is, Lerman's gonna be a head coach
or no, head player.
Dean Captain.
It's going to be Larmine and Miku on the same team.
That was so insanely clean, it's almost disgusting.
Larmin has already done with it.
Was that a world record? Who was this Larmin guy?
What is this new top in the world?
Bro, you ain't winning the game before I'm an in yeah, that is that is unbelievable.
This dude probably has 5000 hours in this game.
He's right there in front of me to the right
Well this one I'm gonna last long
out of all of my years playing fall guys I think that was the best player I've ever
ever ran into. Is this dude cheating? That was the best player I've ever ran into in
Fall Guys history. That is unbelievable. I missed it. Clip it, dude. Look what he did
at the end here. I have never seen someone hit a jump like that in Fall Guys on that
map. Look what he did at the end, Chad. Look at this. I cannot believe what I just
salt
Look type one if you're looking wait
Dude worst clip I've ever seen your band
Okay, this is a great clip because it gives context to the situation.
This is the craziest move I've ever seen hit in Fall Guys.
Watch what he does.
Watch.
So in this situation right here, this is like a guaranteed death situation.
Even I leaned up because I knew it was over.
This dude somehow survived this.
The more I watch it, the less it makes sense.
Wait, you're cheating.
Are you cheating?
Wait.
Are you cheating?
You jumped off of this one and you jumped again with that shot possible.
Triple jumping or more commonly rapid double jumping via precise inputs or scroll wheel
binding is generally considered a skillful exploitation of game physics or mechanic.
While some players view it as unintended it requires practice and does not involve
external Haxer software. I don't understand what you could possibly do to jump off of nothing.
Is that like a keyboard and mouse?
No, do not go to this new Swiss, don't you dare, do not do that.
This is like a certified move, right?
This is something you can actually do.
I've never seen this in my life.
What it looked like happened is it looked like he landed because the dust means you
jumped, right?
So it looks like he landed on something and then jumped off of something that I couldn't
see here.
Because look at the dust, right?
When he jumps, there's dust, which means you jumped.
And then here, dust.
What is that?
could have been a lag. That's unbelievable. It's still cheating. He's using an exploit
that the game developers that don't want players to use. Well, at that point, the
game devs got to fix it. That's unreal. If it's not a hack, it's not a hack. If it's
the exploit didn't hay that's on the game devs to fix it. That's unbelievable. This dude's
got to be the craziest Fall Guys player I've ever seen. I've never ran into somebody that
was like that because it wasn't just this right the entire game leading up to
this he was blowing everybody out of the water you remember the ring one he
finished that ring one and like legitimately like 15 seconds
who's that invested though look some people get hooked on to a game and
that's all they play and they wind up learning insane tech that is
unbelievable. I have never seen something like this in my life. Dog what?
But but there's no doubt he jumped off of something because when I first
watched it I didn't know what happened. I thought that he maybe got like some
crazy super job. But looking back he like, bro. That is insane, hey, bros the goat?
Hey, bros the goat?
I need to learn how to do that.
Yeah, I need to learn how to do that.
No, I don't.
But bro, what?
He's in the chat trying to explain himself.
Wait, Mods, pin what he said.
Type something, uh, Lerman real quick so I can see what it is.
Chat, don't be hating on bro.
I don't think he was cheating.
Don't hate on him.
That's just unbelievable.
Hold on, I gotta see an explanation though.
Yo, Lerman, type something real quick so my mods can pin your message so I
can see your chat logs.
He's live. I don't want to go there because people are going to be weird.
How do you do that?
Lerman, type something real quick. How do you do that?
Somebody said install hags, bro, not install and hags.
Has bro typed?
What is this forbidden tech?
Oh my goodness, bro is a OG follower.
He's been following me since November of 2023.
W Viewer.
Fall guy's spectating is bugged.
The spectating's always been buggy.
I will agree that there is bugs in the past in the spectate
action.
Yo, Lerman, how many hours do you have on Fall Guys?
Yeah, but it is bro's first day playing.
So I believe, I actually believe him that that was a spectate bug because bro was busting
out tech I've never seen on like another map that dude is unreal bro is bro might
be the best fall guys play in the world actually that might be the best fall
guys play in the world right there like no joke that's unreal
But what is this, boneless Kirby with a thousand bits.
High case I had a bad day today because my manager is an absolute disgusting bum and
I hate him but your strings make me feel better again.
Thanks for what you do.
No, what you need to do, you need to quit that job and go find you another one.
Yo, Lerman, can you answer my question, how many hours you got off all guys, bruh?
You just ignoring me?
No, do not, chat, do not hate on him for real.
I think he's actually just goaded.
Do not hate on him, seriously.
Yo queen, what the, what the, what the ray appreciates you, queen, thank you.
He's probably winning another lobby, facts.
With the way that dude was playing, I don't think bro ever loses a game, actually.
I don't think he ever loses a game with all guys.
This dude might win every single game with all guys.
no joke. He's trying to answer what's not going to do. Bro streams night me. Truly probably
didn't do that. But I'm not mad because he wasn't grabbing me. He said he responded five
Sometimes yo mods, can y'all pin one of his messages?
Wait a minute.
Oh, at least I was off stream until all this happened.
Look, I got you guys.
Yo, how many hours you got?
Chad, y'all better not be being mean to him, seriously.
And I want you to make me a crabby patty.
He has almost 2,000 hours on it.
What? Why?
He's got almost 2,000 hours on it.
Brog went live right after all this happened. Bro planned this.
Bro planned this.
Bro planned this. Dude's been live for 6 minutes.
minutes. Yeah, Bro's got almost 2,000 hours just on steam. He says he has it on an epic
store too. So this dude probably has 3,000 hours on the game. I don't know what these
alerts are. Yo, W. Lerman, bro goaded. Bro's insane at fall guys. Bro might be the best
I play in the world
Bro plan this
Bro just to go to a fall guys. What could you say? Bro just to, hey, bro got it.
Well, I need to get better at fall guys, I guess. Could you imagine I never stopped playing fall guys? How many hours I had on it?
How many hours a day was like, I was playing fall guys on stream for what, like an hour at the industry every day?
Man.
Wait, how many hours do I have on it?
Check, do you see how many hours you have on a game in the Epic Game Store?
Can you see that?
Wait, no, it wouldn't even matter because most of my hours came on PlayStation.
I played it on PlayStation, never mind.
Chat.
I think y'all know what time it is.
Hey.
I think y'all know what time it is.
Hey.
Do you know what time it is?
Check your PlayStation hours. I don't have a PS5 in here.
Chat, tell me what time it is.
Tell me!
Wait, Miku has a thousand hours on Fallen Eyes. Yeah, I believe it.
It's...
I'm not going to get you.
Spooky time.
Ghost tea with the five gift.
Appreciate you ghost.
Thank you.
You best get you a diaper on chat.
You want to know why?
You need to get you a dive beyond them.
Do you want to know why?
Because it's spooky time.
Based on a truce, wait a minute, hold up, hold up.
Oh, yeah.
Get you a Di-B-O-Chat!
Cause it's spooky!
you
Last night I'll say it again that demo from last night when that full game comes out
That could be like the scariest and one of scariest games ever that demo from last night was insanely scary
And it was super late when we was playing it to
Lock in he followed me that sounds creepy. Let's go
You know, we're all just our four systems. I'm what you don't lock it. You can't be seen today
I never believed someone could watch you without knowing.
I used to think if something was wrong, you'd feel it.
Like a gut feeling.
But I didn't feel anything.
Not at first.
It started small.
Just a normal week.
Wait, this part will be like a stalker story.
work, home, friends, nothing unusual. Hey, that's life right there.
Well, it's okay. So I was tempted to turn your stream off while studying for my organic chemistry midterm the past few days, but I kept it on and got a 93. Can you give a shout out to all the women in your, in your, all the women in STEM in your chat? I'm not sure what that means, but shout out to y'all for real. Thank you. Appreciate you, Mother Pile. Thank you.
…
Oh …
…
At least –
It means science, I believe.
I didn't notice the car at first, I didn't notice the way you looked at me.
I thought it was just a bad day, I was wrong, some people don't argue, they wait and when
they're ready they make sure you notice them.
I should have paid attention sooner.
is creepy wait this is cinema hold up
remember this is apparently based off a true story so
Oh, we got a kitty in the bay.
Yeah.
Could never be kitty.
Kitty don't mess with the bed like that.
When I go to bed at night, kitty will jump in the bed with me for like 30 minutes and
play, but like, then she disappears for the rest of the night.
Kitty don't like sleeping in the bed.
Yo, war horse with the fight.
Thank you.
Can I turn this sensitivity down?
I can't.
I'm going to cry.
What just happened?
Why am I at the table now?
We just eating a bread sandwich because there
ain't nothing between that.
What you talking about?
OK.
Just got some bread action going, I guess.
It's giving fears to fathom.
It's like a drink.
That water looked cold, too.
You know that's hidden.
Kitty!
That actually sounds like kitty.
life chat. I had to grind for this view right here. I had to grind for it. Let me tell you what you want. I should grab the cat food from the storage room. Let's go ahead and do that real quick. What storage room? That's the bathroom. Decent little bathroom. I messed with it a little bit.
Okay, looking for cat food in the storage room, that's this room, that's a bedroom,
that's a big old bedroom too, I messed with it.
Y'all understand, yo, if I got a cat bed like this for Kitty, she would never use
that thing, bruh, never.
She would never use that.
Okay.
This house kinda clean.
I kind of messed with the layout. It ain't too creepy. Where's the storage room?
Can't open that door. Okay, this is the storage room. Looking for some cat food.
There we go. Clean. All natural. Got it. Where the food bowl at?
Kitty, where are you at? Oh, yeah, you hungry for real, huh? Here you go. There it is.
There it is.
Okay, so W. Devs, that's what we need right there, man.
When something is left in unknowable,
put a giant arrow on the screen that shows you where to go
because I promise it does not take away from the game.
It only adds to the game.
Thank you devs. Thank you. There it is. Chad now did that take away from the game at all? I got to take a quick shower and get dressed.
that's something I'll never do chat. Let's go take a shower real quick. We
got to go to work. Oh no. That's where the real horror starts. Let's go take a
shower. Butt naked. Oh, that thing got some pressure. You hear that?
There it is.
Did I move?
Do I got clothes on? We're going to go boom, boom?
No way you're going...
No way you're going boom, boom after you shire.
You got to go first because you kind of just ruined your shire right there.
Okay. I'm stuck in the bathroom, chat. I can't leave. Somebody help me. Chat, I can't leave
the bathroom. Was I supposed to do something else? Oh, I don't know of a
single person in history that holds their towel under their sink in their
bathroom. You usually have it hanging up. Don't nobody do that.
All right, we dry it off.
Oh, now we put some clothes on.
Got it.
Because if you, the reason you hang a towel up, if you don't hang a towel up, it doesn't
dry out and it gets like nasty.
The reason you hang a towel up is so it air dries and by the time you're getting ready
to use it the next day, it's completely dry.
If you don't, if you don't hang a towel up and you fold it when you're done
with that things you don't get moldy and nasty, you don't catch a disease or something.
KW litter box I. Oh, it's giving fears to fathom for real. This is my manager. Let me
start from the top, see what our conversations look like. Our manager's name is Mike.
Hey, this is Mike from the pizza place. Hey, you still looking for work? Yeah. We're
We're short in the mornings.
Mornings are fine.
Place gets busy sometimes.
I'm used to that.
Don't stress too much.
We'll start slow.
So we work in a pizza place.
We work in a pizza place.
You can come by and see the place soon.
Sounds good.
Tomorrow morning works, yeah.
You did all right today, thanks.
So we've already worked there.
Just be on time and you're good.
Got it.
We open early.
I know, kitchen's a bit messy.
Ignore it.
You're officially on the schedule now, okay?
And this is the message we just got.
reminder that your shift starts at 8am. See you soon. 8am. Man, what time is it now? I don't want to go to work, man.
There is no other time where your bedroom and your bed looks so cozy than the morning when you have to wake up and go to work
and then before you leave your bedroom you look back. It looks like the most cozy place on earth. It's unreal.
Am I just going to go to work right now?
Everybody does that.
When you leave to go to work in the morning, you look back at your bedroom one more time,
let out a big, giant sigh, and just carry on.
Because you know you got to do what you got to do.
Ooh, this neighborhood got to clean.
Life.
I need to cut this grass though. That's a little high.
Am I going straight to work? Do I go get in my car?
I'm going to just take off walking. Maybe I'll run into the pizza place.
Oh, I can't go. Okay. Maybe I need to go back inside and do something.
Dude, this crib is clean. You must be doing something else besides just...
Besides just, you know, selling pizzas unless you own the place.
I don't know.
Yep.
What do I do?
Do I got to say goodbye to my cat?
Me right now, I have school in 30 minutes.
Hey, enjoy that.
Because when you grow up and start working,
it don't get no better, Bubba.
joy school while you're still in there because once you get older and you graduate
it's all downhill yeah where do I do I need to leave or don't you to grab some
keys see the dance was doing real good they gave me an arrow a minute ago and
showed me what to do now they're leaving me hanging a little bit where am I
supposed to go there ain't no objective oh the car keys all right let's go to work
all right well chat here we go off to work school was terrible no I hated
school too but once I started you know working I looked back and like man I
would rather do school again. But you got to be grateful because some people ain't got no job,
you know what I mean? Unless you really don't have one, then I can't blame you. Yo, this is clean
looking. Is that where I work? Okay, that looks kind of quaint. I just learned that word,
Quaint pull-up I roll up did I just oh
No, that's a old school. It didn't hurt it. We're good
What's up with the weird music we work at Nando Pizza sound like they got some good pizza not gonna lie
Remember, this is apparently based off a true story, Jack, so...
Okay, I kinda... Oh, this looks cozy! With the bricks on the walls? Oh, yeah!
Ooh, the lighting's a little harsh in here, though.
Yo!
Bro is not doing nothing.
What is bro doing? Bro is not doing nothing.
Yo, oh, morning.
You're early today. Yeah, I woke up early, you know me.
Lucky you boss isn't here yet.
Same station as yesterday. All right.
Doe's already out. The game just froze.
Wait, what's my station?
Oh, I work in the back? That's cool.
I know how to make a pizza because me and my mom made one, so I got experience.
Wait, what?
Hey, yo, hold up, broke out a tart cutter.
Not gonna lie, I'm at it.
Oh, I got a- okay.
customer Michael Smith he wants a cheese pizza got it all right let's make
this for Michael Smith all right let's roll this out clean he wants a regular
cheese pizza I'm guessing this is like the tutorial
like that's crazy, bro. Like, what's wrong with y'all? Oh, why? Instructions, instructions,
instructions. Where's the marinara? Where's the sauce? I'm going to get fired. Big doll.
thing I should know. Just follow the orders. Where's the location? Where's the location
of the pizza, but the pizza sauce? Oh, right there. There we go. There's recipes on the
wall. Cheese pizza, tomato sauce and cheese. That's all the cheese pizza needs. Got it.
boom cheese on it there we go wait why does he not do this I thought I only
made him then what does he do just take orders are you serious you can't do this
there we go do this reminds you there's some dude that I've seen on YouTube
sorts that pop up on my YouTube when I open up my YouTube this guy like he takes
orders and this dude like carries the whole establishment on his back. He uses one of these
ovens. I don't know the name of them or anything but he makes pizzas on there.
And it's like every video there's like a meme I guess. There's like a Clash Royale sound that
plays in the background and that's like a meme. Every time I open my YouTube one of his videos
Yeah, Chef Ivan, yeah, that dude's videos pop up on my thing all the time.
Okay, is that my job done?
Hey, sir, I just made that pizza for you, too.
I gotta take the order, too.
What are you even here for?
Hello?
Hey.
You pick it up?
Yeah.
What's the name?
What's the name? Michael Smith. Docs. One second.
Oh wait, so he takes it out of the oven and boxes them.
Yeah, let's be real. Who's doing the most of the work here? I think it's me.
There you go, Michael Smith.
Thanks.
You too.
Hey, hold up.
I'm going to go make the next one.
All right, what do we got here?
We got a pepperoni pizza for Bo Maxwell.
Here we go.
Pepperoni pizza for Bo Maxwell.
Let's get some made of sauce on there.
OK, pepperoni pizza, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese.
With a mozzarella?
They're going to mozzarella right there.
Would that look good?
Okay, regular cheese now.
Yep.
And then pepperonis and then bake.
Am I the only one that doesn't like pepperonis chat?
I do not like pepperonis at all.
I do not mess with them.
Yo, this job is so chill.
You'd never think this was a horror game
about somebody getting salted until now.
All right, that one's for Beau.
He'll come in his name's Beau.
You good?
There we go. Now we're just waiting for the customer to show up. Wait, he does actually
do a little bit of work. Look at him.
It's like, oh my goodness, it's like, there he is, there's Bob right there.
How you doing, sir?
Hey, pick up.
name? You've got it already. I need to know if it's for the correct order. Whether
whether or not I only have one order right now, he doesn't know that. Boss
with the five. All right. Here. Still warm. Yeah, we just made it. Good.
Group text.
Evan, don't disappear again.
I won't.
Wait, is this our group text with our friends?
Anyone want to eat later?
You real for that.
That's usually what group text are when you text with your friends.
Like, hey, you want to go get something to eat?
Evan Lucas depends where I'm working tonight.
What time you done late?
So it's Evan Lucas and me.
Those are our friends right there.
All right, cool.
Man, my friends want to go do stuff, but I'm at work, bro.
Everybody's been there.
Your friends are like off work or something.
They want to go do something.
You're stuck at work.
And they're like, just talk about what they want to do,
and you can't go.
Okay, what's this order for Emily a veggie pizza you wrong for that Emily not gonna lie a veggie pizza are we serious Emily
There we go, how do we do a veggie tomato? Oh, yeah started with tomato sauce. I'm assuming that's all all of them start off with
tomato sauce mozzarella
Based on a true story. Yeah, this actually is yeah cheese
cheese, cheese, olives and corn, olives, corn, and then it said mushrooms.
I've said this before and I'll say it again, olives are top five most disgusting things you
could ever eat.
I hate olives are like they're like inanimate to me.
Yo, this order for Emily, big dog.
Veggie pizza going in.
There we go, now we just wait for Emily to show up.
You having a good day?
What you gonna do this weekend?
Yeah, I feel that.
Oh, it's done already.
No, I hate all the span.
Green all is both done, I hate all of them.
No, you don't talk very much.
I like how he's careful with it, you see that?
Bro's cooking, not going long.
Hey, Emily, I'm assuming that's you.
How you doing?
How you doing, ma'am?
Hey, you're here for a pick up?
Yeah, Vege, name Emily.
Thank you. See how she wasn't rude about it?
I didn't say you already got it.
She just said, you veggie and her name.
Thank you so much, Emily.
You have a good night.
You too.
Thank you.
My chair about snapped.
7.45 p.m.
In other words, G.G.
Wow, we just blew that toilet.
Oh, we got some music playing for the late night crap.
Wait.
How many hours are our shifts?
We got to work at 8am and it's 7.45 and we're still at work.
Hello?
12 hours wash them hands keep it clean cuz we handle the food. Yep. Oh, it's jumping
in here chat. Oh man.
Can I go home?
I've been at work for 12 hours, like for real.
Do I got orders I need to take?
We only got two doughs left.
Surely I get to go home, right?
I mean, dude, I've been at work for 12 hours.
Maybe I'll leave.
I'mma leave.
You all enjoying y'all's pizza?
What about you, you enjoy your pizza, sir?
Everything's fine.
Okay, enjoy.
See, at least he said something.
Brode Center.
Like you've seen a ghost or something.
Anything all right over here with y'all?
Bro, you're already on your third slice.
Third? Nah, that's still the first pizza.
Yeah, first pizza tonight.
Man, shut up. This place is good.
Okay, they hanging out.
Bro's here by himself. Hey, sir, are you everything all right with you?
My kid used to love this place.
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm assuming they're dead. RIP to them.
How you doing something? Hey, oh you need something?
Yo, yeah? This isn't right. What's wrong with it?
I didn't ask for this. Well that's what was on the order, sir.
No, I didn't choose that. Give me remake you want or what?
No. You don't listen very well.
well. I'm just doing my job. You're here every night, right? Yep. Thought so. Is that supposed
to be a threat, buddy? I will kill you up in here. Don't you dare threaten me. Is there
anything else I can help you with? You already messed it up. I offered to fix it, dude.
raise your voice at me. I wish you make my day. Oh my goodness. I wish you would. I
cry tears of joy if you swing on me on my mom. Please do it. Oh my goodness. Please do
it. Make my day. Please swing on it. I've been waiting on this all day. I've been here
for 12 straight hours. I wish you would swing on me. I push you through that window.
Oh my goodness. Do it. Oh my goodness. Do it, please. And then I'm gonna steal
your piece after you do it. Oh my goodness, I'm a criteria for joy you swing on me. You've got me
messed up all the other things he is. I've been at work for 12 hours. You want to sit here and do
this to me? You've got me messed up. They're calm down. Or what? I'll remember you.
You ever order something from here again? I'm gonna take a dump in it before I give it to
Once you leave the established, established, well, yeah, let me get that pizza loser eat it now.
Goober, what you mad about a pepperoni pizza for you son? Check on other customers.
What's good with y'all? Y'all good? You guys open late every night till midnight.
You work hard. Don't forget to eat too. Thank you, sir. See, look at that. Thank you, man.
Go home. Do I get to leave now? I've been at work 12 hours. Surely I get to leave, right?
How was my shift not over up and it worked 12 hours
Man, golly, man, I'm gonna go home but it worked 12 hours, bruh
Let's do talking crazy
Yo everything okay, I guess
Well, what do I do can I leave?
We got another order you gotta be
I want to go home.
Cheese pizza for Eric Hurst.
Okay, Eric.
Got you cheese pizza coming right up.
The guy's a stalker.
You think that dude is the stalker?
Cheese.
Go go in the oven.
There we go.
All right, yo, this was for Eric, big dog.
All right, there we go.
Wait for Eric to pull up. Look at that dude.
Chad, look at him. He's still sitting back there.
Not doing nothing. He's just sitting there like he's tough.
Somebody said, if you don't listen, very good. Do you?
They don't don't don't act like you're him.
Yo radio with the five. Thank you.
Chad, I hate that guy. He made me mad for real. Like I'm mad.
Type one if you're mad for me.
How you doing?
Hey, picking up name Eric hers. All right. One second, sir.
here you go Eric thanks have a good one you too I just heard another order come
throw them up a puke hey look here this is the last dough though maybe we get to
leave out to this pizza all right what do we got pepperoni pizza for Adrian
Coleman dox
There we go. Boom. Pepperoni action. I think it's just cheese, sauce, and pepperoni, right?
Pepperoni pizza? Oh, no, there's mozzarella on it too. Yeah, there we go. And then just
pepperoni and then we bake it, bet. Clean. Hey, yo, that's the last dough right there.
So I think we gotta close up for tonight for real.
In case you suck at your job, cap,
I'm doing real good right now.
I'm all right, wait for Eric to come through.
Was that his name?
I can't remember.
He left.
Oh yeah, Adrian was his name.
Yo, excuse me.
How are you doing this dude's a stalker this dude's a stalker this dude's a stalker right
here. I'm calling it. Pick up. Yeah. Name Adrian. All right. Here you go Adrian. Thanks. Have
a good night. You too.
How many hours do we work okay?
12 a.m.
Did we just work a 16-hour shift?
Dog.
What is that car across the road?
Yo, that is creepy.
There's no way I just worked a 16 hour shift
and I'm getting stopped immediately
when I get off work.
Are you kidding me?
And I closed up.
I just worked a 16 hour shift.
All right, I'm going home.
You might as well stay at work at this point.
I mean...
Imagine that car starts up and follows me home, I don't remember how I got here.
I feel like I'm getting followed imagine that dude that was talking crazy to his following.
I don't remember driving this far away from home to get to work, Chad.
I'm not going to lie to y'all.
What's the name of the game?
Uh, he followed me.
He based on a true story.
All right.
Uh, he followed me, based on a truth for him.
All right.
Is this my neighborhood?
That's no look familiar.
Who that van creepy?
Is this my neighborhood?
Yeah, that's my house right there.
All right.
Well, 16 hour shift.
Surely we ain't got to work tomorrow, right?
I mean, 16 hours?
I think I'm cool, so I'm gonna back into my driveway
because I think I'm cool.
Last time I insulted people that back into driveways,
I made a whole bunch of people mad.
I think I did it pretty clean.
Here we go.
I just did that for nothing all right. Let's go inside
It wasn't meant to be did the effort for the back end and didn't even get the reward
The kid he been waiting on me I've been working 16 hours
What's up, kitty?
You want some food action?
Yeah, cut these lights on.
It's a little creepy in here.
I need a shower.
Alright, I'm gonna take a shower.
You held it down for me? Everything good in Korea?
Alright, bet.
Kitty held it down. We good.
Let's go take a shower real quick.
Yeah, that's what you gotta do, Chad.
If you got a job as soon as you get home,
you gotta take a shower. You gotta wash the work off of you.
There's no way. I remember when I was working, bro. As soon as I got home for work, I'd have to shower because I didn't even feel like I was at home if I didn't.
You can't get comfortable.
Wait, why is that car sitting right out in front of my house?
Is that supposed to be there? Wait a minute, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Yo, that is oddly close to my house.
Oh, never mind, that's like a dedicated parking spot, I guess, but for who?
Everybody here's got a driveway.
Look.
Okay.
I'm a little concerned.
I'm not going to lie.
I can agree on the five is on seven
let's let's go take a shower real quick 5% 10 facts that ticket's worth my mola
I got 10 on my truck so dark you could look directly at the sun and not even
Dude, look directly at the sunlight at the point.
That's worth 12, 27, 8 a.m.
It's nice to unwind and chill after a 16-hour shift, huh, Chad?
Me and the cat just chillin
Are we about to order something to eat surely we ain't gonna get pizza after working around pizza all day, right?
But I don't want a burger either
Subnation
Fine food
I'm not going to lie.
Look at the burger menu.
Classic chicken sandwich brawl, crispy fried chicken lettuce,
tomato, or mayo.
I want to do that, but with no maters.
Oh, I'm going to get a thing of french fries.
I can't get the french fries.
I'm going to have to own you right now.
Can I get a chicken sandwich?
10 to 15 minutes.
Why did I get no fries with it?
I'm ordering a pizza, too.
I can't.
OK.
Yeah, that's cool.
They let you select what you're going to order.
Got me.
I hear a car pulling up.
Is that my delivery?
I hope that's my delivery.
They pull it in like it is.
Yeah, you see that bag bag, that ain't huge!
Bro up late and deliverin', bro up grindin' and I respect them.
Like one o'clock in the morning bro out deliverin', got me a chicken sandwich.
Hey how you doin'?
Hey, fast bites, yup.
Jason, right?
You have to dox me like that, man, yeah.
You're all set. Thank you. Have a good night, man. Be safe out there. I appreciate you.
He parked kind of close to that car. Is he gonna rear end him when he goes?
No, bro knows what he's doing. Oh my goodness, bro knows what he's doing.
Nothing better than eating and watching some facts.
Yeah, you got me a chicken sandwich.
Oh, man, it's got a sesame seed bun on it, too.
This is a lie, ain't it, kid?
Yeah.
a key part to
Life sixteen hour shift just chilling
Straight chill
J I work at sixteen hour shifts
Did I want to have a recording never stop?
No.
Group text, this late.
Hello?
Anybody here?
This ain't right.
Don't be that guy you've been working on eight, ten minutes and we're at your place.
Fine.
Give me a second to get dressed.
Let's go.
Wait.
Where are we going?
I didn't know we planned something.
Who's outside my house?
You see that card?
you see that car? Is that devil?
103 a.m. I didn't know we had plans. We must not have work in the morning. You
mean to tell me you work a 16 hour shift and you still want to go do something
when you get home? Ain't no way I'd be in the crib.
I'll be playing like Resident Evil 5 with a butt naked Chris Redfield mod or something
all night.
Ain't no way I'm going out.
What you talking about?
I ain't never done that, I'm just saying.
Oh my God!
Hey case, I gotta leave this stream cause I got work tomorrow at Dave and Bust's.
Hey, case I gotta leave the
stream because I got work tomorrow at Dave and Buster's with a bunch of L little
kids.
First off, your band for thinking you can leave, but
second off, I hope you have a good time at work, man.
Why are you going to jump scare me like that, man?
Relax, man. It's just me.
I mean, you're good or you need new pants.
Come on, get in.
Where are we going?
Bro, there ain't no way we're going.
What are we even going to do?
I don't know what our plans even are.
Y'all gonna make me ride in the back, too?
We going to David Buster's.
Where are we going?
Guys, dude, my heart's still going crazy.
This one, Lucas.
Okay, yeah, that one was too much, my bad.
So Lucas is the guy in the passenger seat
and Evan is the guy driving.
Got it.
But I'm not gonna lie, that scream was legendary.
You're some idiots.
Guys, where are we going?
I still don't know the plan.
Yo, I know there's going to be a section where we look back.
We're going to get followed.
I had a weird moment at work today.
A customer started arguing with me over his order.
Yeah, we almost came to fighting, too.
Again, yeah, but this one was different.
How so?
He wouldn't calm down, just kept staring at me.
People are crazy, man.
For a second, I thought he was going to swing.
But he didn't.
Hey, you didn't watch the roller coaster!
No, he didn't.
There's a car behind us.
Honestly, I've been exhausted lately from what?
Work, same routine every day.
Real fast.
Did you just change shifts?
Yeah, and it's worse.
Man, that sucks.
How?
I get home late, sleep late, wake up tired.
The circle of life.
That sounds familiar.
I keep letting myself, I keep letting, oh, I keep telling myself it's temporary.
You always say that.
Okay, nobody's following us.
Where are we going?
Are we going to the club or something?
Yo, you gonna use a blinker?
Yo, that was a white van back there.
guys
yo
we're here
are we actually at the club?
in the club but naked with my booty out
life man
I'll be the cafe there my route cafe 69 boring grill
Hey, I don't know if that's the same van but
This place
Oh, this place of vile.
Is this where I sit at?
Oh, y'all ain't my friends, my bad.
Yo, this is chill.
Same spot.
Yeah, let's sit.
All right, finally.
Yeah.
What are you guys getting?
Coffee.
There ain't no way.
I worked a 16-hour shift.
and you get me out of the house just to get some coffee.
Oh wait, we know, we already ate,
we had a chicken sandwich at home.
By the way, yesterday was kind of funny.
What part?
When we dropped you off,
you stood there for like 10 seconds
just staring at your door.
I was tired.
You always do that.
Do what?
Overthink before going inside
Yeah, like you forgot something. I didn't forget nothing. Why y'all roast in me. I'm about to go home
You sure yeah pretty sure
All right, man
Wait the stream lagging
No leg.
I gotta stop believing like one or two people, huh, Chad? I really got to.
I really gotta stop believing like one or two people.
Okay, we're good. Hold on.
Yeah, we good.
Hey, so what can I get for you guys?
Three coffees. How are you going to talk for me?
I didn't even say what I wanted.
And something small to eat.
All right. Anything else?
Hey, let me get, um...
Let me get some chili cheese fries.
Let me get a, let me get some chicken strips.
Appreciate it.
Okay.
You got a wire body.
So who's paying?
what's weird. That van just drove by again.
G. G.
You know what's weird? How fast days go now?
Facts.
Days go by so fast.
It feels like we just wake up and it's already night time.
Yep.
Exactly.
I don't even remember what I did yesterday.
I do nothing.
That's the problem.
It feels like we're stuck on repeat.
This is when the friend group goes in all together and tries to make some crazy plan
to start up a business like scamming people.
This is where this is going, when I can already see it.
Feels like we're stuck on repeat.
Same place, same nights.
And we still end up here.
At least it's quiet.
Too dismusical in the back is so clean for now.
My head's at it.
What we got to ask straight, so I got to see red.
Chad, I think that guy that I got into a fight with at the pizza place is walking in.
Hey mind if I sit with you guys? No, we're good. Just for a minute. No the table's full.
You work at the pizza place right? Yeah. Hey man we're just trying to sit. Yeah.
All right. You know him? That's the guy. Yeah that's the dude I was going to do a fight with.
bro's gonna have to be exterminated there ain't no way you follow me you
gotta be exterminated guys I got an idea of what we can do tonight we need some
trash bags on tarp some rope and some knives and a shovel okay we got to get
rid of this guy
Check this dude's stalking me!
You want everybody kicked up!
3.30 a.m. Surely we're back home now, right?
We're still at the bar for two hours?
Oh, we're loitering world champions right now.
You guys want to head out?
Yeah, we've been here for a bit, yeah, two hours.
Appreciate y'all's service, man.
Thank you. The food was good.
Yeah, thank you.
Ooh, the game zone.
I can't play it.
How y'all doing?
Y'all doing good?
Okay.
I don't know why I'm talking to y'all.
My bad.
Where's the car?
Is this our car?
Oh, yeah it is.
Bye!
I'm dead.
I'm dead. I got a real bad feeling chat. I'm cooked. So who paid? I don't know. My door
is open. If my cat has been harmed, did I leave this open? I am 99 percent sure that
we do not. Kitty?
Kitty?
Where is my cat?
I should take a shower. That's three showers today alone. Hope
you're using cheeky soapy use cheeky.com.
Bro, where's my cat? Okay, we're good. Relax. We're good.
we're good chill. We're good cat still on the couch chilling where it was when we left.
How you doing kitty? Kitty Purring. Alright let's take a shower.
You know what I'm gonna cover a shift for some snot-nosed goober at Wendy's for ten
hours w stream though yeah you know what you're forgiven that sounds so terrible
terrible. I'm so sorry. I am so
sorry. I'm not even mad at you.
Brogonna cover a 10 hour shift
I'm so sorry man. That sucks dude.
You gotta cover some random person's shift because they couldn't make it bro. That sucks man.
Godly. All you can do at that point is just laugh bro. Go ahead and get it over with.
You better hope I don't pull up. You're gonna be there about 15 hours.
I like me some wiggies. I just go to bed make sure the door door closed. I can't go back out
We ain't gonna close these cars before we go to sleep bro. There ain't no way
Two days later 1040 p.m. So we're still at work
Two days later chat
Oh
Muffin with the fire, thank you
Case can you shout out my fiancee Kyle even though he's sleeping instead of watching the stream yo shout out Kyle. Thank you
All right
Should I go check on the customers oh
I can't I gotta stay behind the counter all right bet
Hey, that dude try something again. I'm gonna hit it with the pizza slicer
Hey, at least my co-workers doing something today bro's taking orders for once
Imagine that dude comes back chat
Yep
you got some orders all right I've got three margarita medium cheese large and
one pepperoni got it all right chat lock in three pizzas pepperoni Harry with
the bits with the bits thank you with the five thank you what we make first
the margarita. Have I made a margarita yet? Tomato sauce.
Charville ever had a margarita pizza? Is it good? mozzarella.
Cheese. That just sounds like a almost like a cheese pizza.
All right, there we go. Is that a large? Margarita going in big
all boom you'll get this other one done wait what am I gonna have to what are
you doing tonight huh
been at work 10 hours.
Okay, let me go make the cheese pizza real quick, this should be easy.
Cheese coming right up, bone, bone, sauce, yes, cheese.
Gargherita is a fancier cheese. Sometimes there's plum tomatoes on it. What on this planet earth is a plum tomato?
I don't know how people eat tomatoes. I hate tomatoes, bro
Godly I hate tomatoes
Tomato cheese bacon. Alright, let's bring this one to the bacon thing
Boom there's that one
You can't do this part while I'm back here making a man come on. We're supposed to be a
Here we go cheese pizza boom
cheese pizzas done
Let me go make them
Some guy came by yesterday what guy?
Don't know
Said he was looking for you
This dude is still stalking me bro
Dude, the fact that this is based off a true story, could you imagine?
You just get into an altercation with somebody because they're complaining and for days
on end, they're just like, bro, what?
What do you want?
Didn't say.
Just ask if you were working.
Right.
Anyway, you've got one more pizza.
All this over a pizza.
That's what I'm saying.
my job trying to make a living.
You know if you're stalking me, threatening me like hello?
All right, pepperoni, tomato sauce, mozzarella, cheese.
What else?
Get in the pepperoni.
Got it.
Dude, the music in here is a vibe, by the way.
All right, pepperoni going in.
Boom, done with that one.
Get a pizza box out, clean.
There it is, obviously no pepperonis on that.
We're gonna get yelled at again.
There we go, pepperoni done.
They done.
Uh-oh.
Where'd everybody go?
Nando's Pizza.
yeah you open yeah we're open until when 12 you work in the whole shift it's him
again yeah me and eight giant bodybuilders were also working till
well by the way and they all got bazookas. Good you want to place a order? I
might come by. All right don't close early. This is so obviously a threat. I
don't know how we're not doing nothing about this.
and they're all oiled up. Buddy, I will stop. Why did you add that to it? We could have stopped
the eight bodybuilders with rocket launches. Why did you say and they're oiled up? Why?
Let me go take these guys over here, see if there are things good with them real quick.
All got to take trash out, am I?
Is there a back door?
I don't think so.
I hope you're having a great night tonight, I'm going to go take the trash out, I'm
I'm going to check on y'all in a second.
G.G.
Where did dumpster?
OK, dumpster's back here.
Who that?
Don't turn right.
You're driving awful slow.
Oh my god.
What?
Bro, what?
12 a.m. GG dude's gonna be here.
year. Yeah, GG. Chad, it's over.
Okay, it's 12. We closed up. I don't see the guy. I can guarantee you when we
get in our car and drive off, we're gonna see somebody follow us home. Watch
yo w game, by the way, when this devs first started making games, they
were good, but they weren't the best. They weren't like the best. But this
This game is legitimately like a great game so far.
Bros came a long way for real.
Two times in this game I've been jump-scared and it was my friend both times.
Stop jump scaring me.
Every time you scare way too easy.
Bro, you know the phone call that I just got?
Somebody won't stop me, bro.
Stop.
Didn't we get you last time too?
We just been driving around.
Yeah, y'all ain't got no job.
Lord have mercy on.
I'm the guy in the friend group with the job.
My other two friends ain't got no job as driver.
I mean, I haven't got a job, but.
I figured you'd still be here.
Saw you walking to your car and couldn't resist.
You coming or what?
No, let me, you know what, we should actually jump in the car with him now because that
dude's going to be looking for us, we don't need to go home by ourself.
Yeah, give me like an hour, an hour, yeah, I need to shower, change, I need to go
Just get home first. All right. Wait, that thing, wait a minute.
GG.
What's the game called? He followed me. I'm pretty sure it's called. He followed me. Yeah, he followed me.
Bicestos.
All right, let's go. Based on a true story too, so.
I can't wait to get on that road again I'm nervous tell me we made it home fine oh Lord have mercy
Oh, Lord.
Clean turn.
Clean.
Chat, I am so nervous, dude.
Oh, my goodness, man.
This car raggedy, too.
This thing will break down for me.
Imagine if he's just waiting for us at home.
Turn clean.
Creepy van still sitting there.
Wait, that store wasn't open the other night, which old ball was it?
That's why you don't take your eyes off the road when you're driving.
I'm not sure if I'm going to
get out.
I'm not sure.
another 16 hours shift, Jack, back home again. Where's Kitty at? White Kitty at the door.
Kitty, you home? Well, I'm assuming you are. Kitty? Kitty? Okay, we're good. We're good.
I should grab somebody. Let's see what's in the fridge. I'm assuming that car is like
a neighbor's car because it's always out there. I thought it was like that dude at first. What
do we got? What is this, some egg action? Oh, we got some. You work around pizza all
day. You want another slice of pizza? That's kind of crazy. Throw in the microwave. That's
a beautiful sound chat. I'm telling you, I should take this out. What the trash?
This is just where everything goes bad, huh?
Yeah, we guaranteed y'all followed.
Where's the dumpster?
Pizza done.
It's my dumpster right here.
I'm assuming it is.
I saw that car again, something didn't feel right.
That's the car that stopped him was looking at me outside the pizza place.
I don't know if I was overreacting but I decided to call the cops.
is not a overreaction. The smartest horror game, video game, protagonist that we've had yet. Beautiful call.
Emergency services. There's a car parked outside my house. I think it's been following me.
Has a driver approached you? This is when you lie and say, yes, he has an act, so he's trying to get in my front door, claiming he's going to kill me.
Don't say no and make it sound like it's not a big deal.
You need to make it sound like it's a massive deal.
But no, I guess.
We can't intervene with us.
See, that's why you say yes!
Oh my goodness, man.
Yeah, so I just wait until he kills me and then y'all find me later.
Yeah, okay, cool.
Call us if the situation escalates. It's gonna be too late to like what?
Okay. Yeah.
Let me go get my slice of pizza at least before I die. Go out on a good note. Come on.
It's still out there. Lord have mercy, man. I don't even want my pizza no more.
1237 AM.
Main character is actually smart.
No joke.
If we die, it's not the main character's fault for once.
I started feeling stupid for overthinking it.
You want some food?
I'm going to go grab you some food.
I'm gonna use the phone too.
Not smart leaving the lines open. Yeah, I do agree with that. You gotta close the curtains.
There you go, kitty. It's empty? No!
It's empty? Do we got any more? I-
I... Yep, there's a barking not too far from my house.
I was about to say, I bet we have to go to the store now.
Oh, no!
What is that?
Oh, that's catheter.
Well, maybe the car's not out there anymore.
It's gone.
Chat, we're good, it's gone.
Let's just go to the store real quick.
My car takes forever to start when it's cold
What are you trying to say?
You gotta be kidding me
After all the stuff that is going on you are gonna walk to this store at night. Are you joking?
Bro
Well, you were smart, not no more.
Gap road lost aura for real.
Wait, that van, that's the same van that was like,
borderline following us earlier,
because I remember the little green logo on it.
Lord have mercy.
So we're going to move on, though.
Y-C-S-24 out.
Shack the cars back outside.
I can't tell for 100% fact, but that looks like the car.
You've got to be kidding me.
We're trapped in here now.
I just need some cat litter.
Hey, you know where the cat litter's at, big dog?
Wait a minute.
Wait, are you?
Hey, you still open for a bit?
Yeah, closing soon.
Dead night?
Pretty much.
You're out late.
Yeah, I ran out of cat food.
Right.
Okay.
Oh, cat food.
Oh, there it goes. Boom. Big old bag.
This'll be all.
You shouldn't be outside this late. Why?
Just saying.
$15.
That's him.
That was him!
I'm afraid to go ask yo sir can you give me a ride home real quick please you
about to close anyway how much long you got like 10 15 minutes I'll wait I
just literally have a block away there's somebody stalking me man no
Somebody in the chat just said, your toast.
I haven't heard somebody say that in a minute, your toast.
True, though, brother, oh my goodness, I'm so scared.
Is that car going to follow me?
He was out of the car, though, and the headlights are off.
Oh my goodness, I'm going to puke.
Oh my goodness, no.
Okay, the car is not following me.
Run this as fast as we can go, I'm holding shift.
Oh my goodness, please let that be the worst thing that happens.
Don't let us die, please.
Wow, that was a bad jump scare.
Lord have mercy. It didn't get me as bad as it would if I wasn't already like scared.
The door's open to our house again. Wire the lights off.
No way wait is the cat's actually named kitty?
Kitty?
No, don't you dare.
Kitty!
You better be joking.
Whip!
She always came running when I called.
Kitty!
12.48 a.m. Tell me, tell me Kitty's back.
What's happening?
back
Oh you gotta be kidding
You gotta be kidding me
What?
What do I do?
Where is Katie, bro?
You lose something what a cat it was outside it didn't look safe how do I
know you have a cat I've been around it was walking around earlier seem lost I
I figured you'd want it back. Don't you dare.
Why were you around my house?
I pass through sometimes. What do you want?
Just making sure you're okay.
No, I'm keeping that door closed. You got me messed up.
He's lying.
Now he's lying.
He better not have hurt my cat on everything I love.
Do I have to open the door?
I think I have to.
You're not gonna open it. Go away. I saw your cat earlier. It was outside near the side of
the house. It didn't look safe. Why are you here? You look nervous. I'm calling the
Polis.
Did my phone just die?
You've gotta be kidding me.
Where did he go?
What is he doing?
What is he doing? What is he doing?
What is he doing?
He's around back
You've got to be kidding me. He just cut my power
You've got to be kidding me all of this over a pizza, by the way
Now I can't even charge my phone!
Ben!
Bro, please tell me he didn't kill my cat.
Maybe the police got the call before my phone died and they're going to show up anyway.
tell me he doesn't check the bed.
Where's our friends at? Where are they at when you need them? How long has it been?
It's probably been close to an hour. They should be pulling up any second.
Right?
Remember this is based off a true story. This is scary, bro. We made the right choice.
He checked the closet. I heard a meow. Wait, did you really?
My friends gotta show up!
Don't tell me the cat wound up dying.
They asked me if I saw his face clearly.
I told them yes.
I wish I hadn't.
The police searched the area.
They didn't find anything.
No broken locks, no fingerprints, no proof he was ever there.
My friends say I'm lucky, maybe I am.
But sometimes late at night, I still hear engines outside.
And I don't look anymore.
Because I'm scared that one day, he won't just be outside.
What about the cat?
I'm assuming the cat is OK, because I'm
sure the story would have said that, if not.
Oh
Dude that was by far
Their best game yet that was actually a certified banger of a game that was that was actually so good
Wow that was good
If the cat had died, I'm sure it would have sent it.
That was based off a true story.
That was actually really good.
W game, no joke.
W game and great stream.
Chatty logo, man.
Hey!
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift this subs don't knows, bits, follows.
And of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. I love you and alright. Peace out y'all