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Cheers
Yo
What's good, ladies and gentlemen I?
I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again again yo
Ashley Kandy elite click oh another Ashley Todd return Frank goaded Zoxie
KXC science sad marky mark with the 10 W marky mark with the 10 moon I kick
K.H. Death Audio's high on W. Subbers, man. Appreciate y'all.
Gray hoodie!
I repeat.
Gray hoodie up in this thing, buddy.
Backrooms movie trailer.
What?
What you mean, back room's movie trailer?
Chat, what are the odds they can make a good
back room's movie?
You think that's possible?
I don't know.
Watch it, I'll pull it up.
There's a back room's movie.
Why am I not the main character?
Y'all know I'm the back room's expert, don't you?
Don't you?
Huh?
Yes.
Yes, you do.
Stop with the noise.
What noise?
Is there a noise?
Dump.
Is there a noise?
Dump with the tin.
What's it sound like?
That's a crazy name.
Thank you for the file.
Computer thing?
Okay, let me know if that fixed it.
Did that fix it?
Hey, if it does it again, GG, not gonna lie.
Because that was the only thing that it could have been.
That's what it was last time.
It's the camera I got back there.
For some reason every now and then, it does that.
I don't know why.
It's good now though?
Is it good?
It's good.
Was it, is it the noise of something being unplugged and plugged into a computer?
Is that what it is?
Yeah, something going on with that cable.
I guess if it stays plugged in too long, it starts doing that.
I don't even know why.
It is what it is though.
Hey, it is what it is.
Yo, Kirby with the five gifted, W Kirby with the five gifted,
pre-sates you.
W Kirby with the,
Pfft.
Pre-sate that Kirby with the five gifted.
Dude, yesterday had 259K, it was crazy.
Oh my goodness, you know you're trolling.
Don't start with me.
Don't start with me, buddy.
Yo, queso with the 20 gifted, give me some W's for queso 716 with the 20 gifted, Chris
Redfield socks with the 10 and chair with the 5.
Thank you, W gifters and subbers, I appreciate y'all for real.
Thank you, doodoo with the booty with the 5 gifted, appreciate you, thank you, Lord
have mercy.
Okay. What is this y'all talking about? Backrooms movie? Hold on. What do I just type in? Backrooms
movie? What do I type in? Is that what I type in? Emmy with the five. Thank you. No, no.
I'ma type it in
YouTube
Backrooms movie right back
Movie
A24 is that what it is
Oh
What have we
Has there ever been a back room's movie
Brianna with the five thank you
I
Found something
Okay
Did you find
spaghetti with the fire
Found a place
it's massive in there just goes on and on and on all these rooms this place
builds actually more like it remembers them and the more times that's for
Something the less it does
Wait, that's actually cool. Oh, that's coming out soon
Check that might be dope for real
Say y'all watching that be honest
That's got potential
that's got potential to be clean. I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, looks like it's gonna be boring, buddy. Backrooms are the farthest thing from boring. Okay.
What do you need something chasing you, jump-scaring you every five minutes
for it to not be boring? That sounds like a huge problem, buddy. Not gonna lie.
If you can't see through a back room's movie and realize how majestic and cool it is, that's a you problem!
I'll eat you boring!
Eat you bucket if he wills!
Eat you boring!
Ain't nothing boring about the back rooms, bruh.
Somebody said new six one six games trailer wait just a darn
I'll see no upcoming releases
Don't you ever play with me like that?
Don't you ever?
Your band?
What's the trailer on YouTube?
There's no way, because it doesn't exist, does it?
Hold up.
Wait, there is, from six days ago.
Wait a minute.
within of static north gate mall trailer
Oh
Back with the tea
Oh, man.
I didn't even see that on steam.
Hold on.
I didn't even see it on steam.
Bro, when is this coming out, man?
Oh, my goodness.
Bro.
When does this come out?
Okay, so with the five, thank you.
Let me see if I can find it on steam specifically typing it.
Static Northgate Mall.
Yeah, no official release date.
It just says coming soon, GG.
GG.
Dude, this is going to be straight cinema, though.
Yo, 616 gets these games out fast, bro.
No joke they do.
They be getting these games out quick.
Let me pay you.
Yo, Kibbles with the five, thank you.
What does Gouver just say?
Shakes of what?
No, I ain't shaking no cheeks right now. I feel like in my back hurt Isaac with the five. Thank you
No, I ain't throwing no cheeks right now my back hurt and I can't do it
Chris Redfield socks with the five gift it pre shades you
Chat my back hurting I can't throw no cheeks right now brah chill
real. Yo, Jake Snake with the 25 gifted subs. Yo, give me some Ws for Jake Snake with the
25 gifted subs. Appreciate that, Jake Snake. Thank you. W Jake Snake for real. Wait, what
is this? Oh, well update. Remember we said Elle Jordan the other day, chat, because
she donated saying Jordan needs to straighten up or she's leaving. Y'all remember that?
update. Update. Just wanted to give an update. Jordan and I are going to be okay. Thank you
for your words of wisdom. You're welcome. See, this was the law right here from the
the other day. And by the other date, there's no way that was yesterday. Wait, was that
yesterday? Wait, no, that couldn't have been yesterday. No, it had to be two days ago,
like after midnight, because there's no way that happened yesterday. Wait, there's
actually no way. Wait a minute. Y'all dead serious? It says the 23rd. It had to have been.
It was the 23rd.
I didn't stream Saturday.
Oh my goodness, that's unbelievable.
Oh my goodness, yo, it's getting bad.
Chat, I'm losing track of time for a real dog.
Oh my goodness. I'm losing track of time out here. Lord have mercy, man.
I don't know if it's just me, but Tom, I keep saying this. I keep saying this over and over again,
and I keep saying it because it's true. Tom is going by so fast. It's unreal.
It's actually unreal. It don't make no sense.
I don't get it. Yeah, I might, uh, uh, a little ring. Thank you for the 500 bits. Appreciate you.
Chad, you got to think. It seems like it just hit 2026. We're almost already in March, dude.
March!
March! It still feels like 2019. I have to disagree there. No, it does not.
Native with the five. Thank you. Nothing feels like pre-2020 because of COVID. Everything,
the world had a giant shift after COVID and everything's worse now.
You'll AO with the 30 some months and we've never recovered and never will.
Cats are better with the five.
There was pre COVID and then there was after COVID and everything after for
some reason been worse. 24 hour wallmarks gone. 24 hour McDonald's gone.
You know, just I don't know.
It's just bad.
It's bad. No joke. Yo case. So what another team get the WK so what
another team gifted chat who works at Walmart here type one if you work at
Walmart in here we got the Walmart employees y'all remember the Walmart
story that's about my friend that worked at Walmart and when you worked at
Walmart during the introduction you have to chant like one two three go
Walmart if you work there play with the file dude from my bro from what my
My friend told me about Walmart.
It was like the worst job experience ever, dude.
That's just from what he told me.
He didn't work there very long.
But he told me, he said, man, it was booty cheeks.
Chad, where's the worst place you ever worked at?
Like, absolute worst place you ever worked.
Kosey with the five appreciates you.
Domino's, Arby's, a call center, target, retail, a prison.
You worked in a prison, huh?
all be. Somebody said Walgreens night shift. Oh man. Dude, I could work a night shift job
at like a grocery store or something like that no more. Because all the horror games
I done played about my life would be like a horror game at that point. It'd be like
two, three in the morning. Like I work at a gas station. Some I'd be looking around
like oh man, when's the killer coming through?
I'm dead.
I'm about to be dawned up in here.
No joke.
What's the best job you could have?
Like the best one.
Streaming streaming's not a job though. That's just something you get lucky and fall into. I'm talking about an actual job.
I
Feel like no joke
Hear me out here low key my dream job I
Feel like night shift
security guard
Where you work by yourself would be like the best job
Like night shift security
Where you pretty much just like look at cameras
And do your rounds and stuff like that I
Feel like that would actually be a vibe like no joke I do
Rage and Ryan with the five. Thank you. Am I wrong, Chad?
Yo, Kso716 with 5,000 bits. WKso716 with the 5,000 bits.
I normally watch you on YouTube, but I recently joined Twitch to watch before bed. W viewer.
Me and my boyfriend are struggling with motivation in college and just life.
Any advice?
My advice is tough it out now and it will be better later and it will be worth it.
You'll look back and be like, man, I'm glad I did it.
1 a.m. with the five.
Thank you.
Precinct UK.
So hope everything goes good for you.
Precinct UW viewer two.
Come here with the five.
Precinct.
My grandma works at a prison for some reason.
Yo, grandma, what are you, five?
How was your grandma still working?
You've got to be five years old.
You've got to be five.
Fall guy said, I, man, I think so.
I got to do something about these disgusting train snipers
though, dude.
Breezy with the five, thank you.
Chat, no joke, I feel like late night.
Late night security guard, that would be the move.
Do I do it?
Do I enter my purgatory again?
think so I think so as unfortunate as that is to say did I win two games
yesterday or three chat how many did I win I can't remember I think I won two
I don't think I got that third one this people was messing with me but I know
for an absolute fact we got two of them things yesterday GG PC just exploded oh
Oh yeah GG. Oh yeah. Lock in, run a prediction. Hey, run a prediction. It's time. It's nearly
time. Yeah. Lord have mercy. Here we are again. Oh Lord. Oh Lord. What's the
predicts and look alike.
This is disgusting.
This is actually disgusting.
This is absolutely disgusting.
Oh, my mom texted me, give my nephew a birthday shout out.
Yo, it was my nephew's birthday a couple days ago.
your chat. Happy birthday, Damien chat. My nephew Damien. Happy birthday. By the
way, bro. This turned 11 11. Be with the five bro gonna be bro gonna be tweaking
when he sees this. Happy birthday, Damien bro gonna be tweaking.
Getting old man.
Getting old. Ask my mom. I said, man, how old is he now? She said 11. I
I said, what?
I'm about to die.
Bro 11?
That means I'm old.
Aunt for real.
Chat, I've been aunt for 11 years.
No joke.
I've been aunt for 11 years.
Ain't that crazy?
11 years spent on ironically you look good for 43.
I'm literally not 43 but okay bud let's go where's your cane and oxygen tank.
I don't have one buddy.
I don't need that, man.
I'm about to win.
Why'd you take it so long?
Let me in.
Let me in this thing, bro.
Okay, that is an unbelievable name.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Lord have mercy, man.
It's a floater! Man, let me in the game! Do not start this with only 20 people.
Bro, as Paul guys did, this is a free dough, low-key.
watch everybody in this lobby be a stream sniper. Every single person. Watch. Let's go.
Let's get it. Yeah, there it is. Your family hates you. I promise they do.
You're not even good at that.
That's unbelievable.
This is not good.
This is not good at all.
Put him back.
Look at this filthy animal, by the way, absolute animal.
Best in human you are, bud.
Beautiful!
Look at this nerve.
Oh, yeah, I'm locked.
Chad, I'm telling y'all, bro, the skill never left.
The skill never left.
What's the shirt say I got it in fan mail like two years ago?
Clean shirt comfortable too.
Well, maybe one of the most comfortable shirts I own.
No joke.
Yeah, I got it in fan mail like a year, like a couple of three years ago.
Yep.
That ain't quick, GG.
GG, actually, GG.
This one is so luck-based, dude, unreal.
this is real bad this one is way too luck based chat I'm not gonna lie to y'all
It is so luck based, bro.
That's me.
Hold on.
Let me do it.
That's me.
This one's me too, and everything I love it is.
I hate you with everything within me.
Me!
Downers about to be crying and...
Hey!
Doubters about to be crying and a Doubters about to be crying and dude.
Chad, but there, here's the thing though.
There is still multiple stream snipers in here.
That's the thing.
You know what I mean?
Multiple. Give me something good here. Give me something good here. What is this? Yeah,
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
They spawned over here.
I got the Superbubble!
What a loser!
Oh my goodness, just get the bubbles, buddy.
Yeah, you ain't gonna make it right away.
Wait, there's a big bubble.
GG.
I'm good.
Mad with the five.
OK, so everybody left is a stream sniper.
So, GG.
It is going to be impossible for me to win this.
Yeah.
Hey, GG.
Let's get as many out as possible first because I know these people suck at the game and then
just rely on like staying alive.
You know what I mean?
See, I'm taking out as many as I can here.
That's the key.
I'm bumped.
See you disgusting filthy subhuman animal.
beast? But why can't you be locked in prison the rest of your life, actually?
He won't be messed up going up there bro might die actually I think Rose dead no way
I'm dead!
No!
Second!
Second, bro!
Golly!
You know what?
That was my first game on and I'm honestly not even mad because a stream sniper didn't
win.
That dude was actually just like playing to win.
You know what I mean?
So you know what, shout out to that guy you deserve to win.
Shout out to you.
I took the wrong path, I did.
I took the wrong path, I took the wrong path.
I get solaced in knowing that these disgusting
mongrel losers died before me.
That was my first game on.
That was my first game on too.
I'm not even mad.
That was my first game on to I'm not even mad about that chat first cake first game on
Am I in the game yet? I don't know
Am I in the game yet, I don't know.
Blue screen, this ain't no blue screen.
I haven't queued up yet, what do you mean?
Joke's on you, you have the world record on this one too, let's go.
Shout out to the world record on this course, actually no joke, I'm serious.
I have three world records in this game and this course is one of them.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm for real.
Now I probably still don't have the world record currently, but back in the day.
Yeah, I did.
No joke.
You're ready to see why watch.
Yeah, look at this absolute animal trying to grab me already. Lord have mercy or a failure.
We're good. Now, I don't know that 100% the round I used to, but I'm still good.
I fell off. Wait, no, I didn't. That was new tech.
I tried it, I tried it, you gotta try it there.
I'm still gonna make it.
I'm still there!
Do not worry, buddy!
You're not low-weep!
That disgusting loser stream sniper died, too.
Let's go!
Oh, I'm locked!
Type one, if you believe.
Give me something good here.
What's going on?
Yeah, GG.
It was nice knowing y'all, Chad.
Hey, it was nice knowing y'all.
That's fine.
It's still doable.
Anything is doable.
It's still doable.
Anything is doable.
Look at that.
Y'all see that?
Relax, relax, relax.
Wow, half the lobby got wiped because they're all too busy trying to grab me.
This game sucks so bad, it's actually on the way forward.
What?
Why?
Is that not launching me?
What is it there for?
Yo, devs, fix this garbage game, dawg.
Why is that even there if it's not launching me across?
Lord have mercy!
All the stream snipers was dead too!
All of them!
And then they're going to give me Plash Lancas!
Call him down.
Mondo with the five, thank you.
I need to call him down.
Let's see, let's see how many string fibers in here.
One, there's another one.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Yo, yo, I was as good as dead.
Bro, I was as good as dead.
Did you see that?
Anonymous with the five.
Bro, did you see that? I was as good as dead.
Lord have mercy.
That's what we call saved by the veil.
Yes! Monkey since you an invite. I can't run duels in this game. Duels in this game suck.
Watch this. Watch this. Method.
I'm a problem!
You see how clean?
it's like riding a bike. You
never forget. Hey, it's like
riding a bike chat. You never
forget.
You never forget.
here. I have the world record on this one. Oh my goodness. Let's go. I have the world
record on this one. Like that's actually not a joke. I said it yesterday, too. I have
I used to have the world record on fine dream.
Oh, I'm dead serious. I did back in the day. This part dreams a little different. I had
I had it for real.
Groovy, you can't with these animals grabbing me.
Good double.
I'm still gonna make it though. Do not fret.
Clean pull up.
Oh, that's beautiful!
Oh, dang!
This pipe dream map is different than it used to be with the old pipe dream.
I had the record, bro.
I'm telling y'all.
Dog, dog, like what?
The last three finals that I've done has been this.
Can we stop?
Like, can we stop?
Dude, the finals last night, the finals a minute ago, and then this one.
That's three in a row.
I almost passed away right there, did you see that?
That could have been bad for me.
That's hilarious, that loser that was trying to grab me is dead now.
I can't play this game on stream, I can't play it, it's not, this is why I quit playing
it all them years ago, because these absolute animals, these subhuman scumbags just grab
me. It's unplayable. It's unplayable. Why are you playing so aggressive? Because I'm constantly
running away from multiple losers trying to grab me. You can't play at the pace you
normally would if I was playing without people trying to grab me I would just
play it slow and jump tile to tile but when the whole lobby is trying to grab
you just gotta run.
These people need, I'm serious, you think I'm joking.
These people need thrown in jail, like I'm dead serious.
If I had the power to do so,
I would have them thrown in jail for a life sentence.
Like, I mean that.
I don't care if they were crying and begging for mercy
for mercy and their family was begging for mercy.
I would throw them in jail and throw away the key.
I'm like dead serious.
I don't care if they're 10 years old,
I would throw them in jail for the rest of their life
because that's what they deserve.
If you're doing this, you do not need to be in society.
You're so lucky, you're so lucky.
You're actually.
They don't know how lucky they are.
Like I'm telling you I would have a jail built that was the size that was the size of literally
Texas.
And then what I would do with that jail that was the size of Texas is I would throw every
stream sniper in there.
It would be specifically for people that do that, specifically.
And it would be chock-full of people.
The capacity of it would be millions.
And guess what, the world would be a better place.
Because you're not a good person outside in the real world either, so you just need to
be locked up.
Like it's a reflection of what you are in actual life, so you need to be locked up.
I
Am brah
Hey, man.
Yeah, that was on me. That was my fault.
Yeah, no, that one was that one was actually my fault.
I'm about to do something so crazy here.
I'm about to leave it completely impossible to to to Strings.
Nightmare here like actually
I'm about to make it entirely impossible to Strings Nightmare.
What do you mean, chipmunk?
Is it still doing it?
What do you mean, chipmunk?
Is he still doing it?
Bro, what you mean chipmunk?
He was lagging yeah, I saw just a wave of people spamming it
Why was it lagging?
Is it still lagging?
Is my voice still messed up?
Or is it good?
Let me see how I can finesse this and make it towards impossible to strange sign, like
no matter what.
How would I do this?
How would I make it impossible?
Switch cameras, nah, I had to unplug it
because it was making noise.
I know what I can do, no that's too much effort.
The fact that you have to do this just to play a game is insane by the way.
If these people would actually be real humans, it wouldn't be a problem.
Oh, yeah, y'all are cooked.
There is no way you will ever know what I'm queuing up now.
There is actually no way you will ever know.
I'm queuing up like there's legitimately no way it is impossible to know when I'm
queuing up
I heard the mouse click that wasn't I use my controller on this game jokes on
you buddy
Hey, jokes on you buddy.
Have I queued up yet?
Who knows?
Maybe I have, maybe I haven't.
I have maybe I haven't have I queued up who knows potentially I have what do you
know you don't know nothing do you know you don't know I'm covering the camera
with a cheeky soapbox because I have to go out of my way just
to be able to play a game because these humonculus will not
stop stream sniping me.
It's unreal.
It's unreal for real, like it actually is.
Why is the screen black?
Bubba, I just, like, just said it.
Like, just now, said it.
What do you mean why to screen, why to screen black?
Because I'm covering it with a cheeky soap box.
I am I bet people still got in here because there's like 10 people playing this game and
on people that queued up or uh stream cyberskin. Yeah, they're still in here. Unreal. Oh, the
the game is actually unplayable man. Yeah it's unplayable. Oh wait it's actually unplayable.
Yeah, there's actually no way to play this game.
There's no way to there's there's no there's there's no way to play this game.
know what unless they and unless fall guys legitimately makes a mode to where you can't
grab other people you could only like grab ledges the game is truly unplayable for me
like actually it is hide your screen maybe oh you're bad what you're actually bad
wait no you're actually done yeah 14 months sub you're out of here yeah no
you know you're gone you you are gone hide your screen maybe like I didn't sit
here for five straight minutes with a black screen. Hide your screen maybe. Yeah, yeah.
Play ranked. Wait, is ranked a thing?
Wait, what is ranked?
What is rank the same thing except just rank?
The stream snipers are weird buddy that is way too nice of a word.
Weird.
Yeah thanks Rhino for just going after me!
Why is the rhino stream sniping? Hello?
The rhino was just going for me!
Lord!
Stop looking at chat. Big dog. That wasn't gonna stop the rhino from only targeting me.
You doober. That thing was just looking at me. I'm getting, not only am I getting stream
snipe by these animals. I'm getting stream snipe by an actual animal in the game.
That's unbelievable.
Dude, that's crazy.
Like bra.
No, I'm not coping. No, no, don't you dare. Don't you dare. I am not coping. No, I'm not.
to skin every cue. I'm streaming. You notice what I won like my first two games yesterday
before these animals had time to download the game and then once they
downloaded it's been like this ever since
dude dude I'm telling y'all bro a jail the size of Texas a jail the size of
Texas dude. Who wants to work there? Who wants to be a prison guard? Who, uh, who? I'll get
you a job. You feed them once a day and you give them one slice of bread a day and one
cup of water every 24 hours. That's all they get. No
recreational time. They just spend 24 hours a day in a cell the
size of a bathroom at like a motel.
forever.
no parole, no nothing.
I don't get no court here.
There's nothing in there.
And they can't go nowhere.
And they're not even getting that, that, that toe, that piece of bread they're getting is not even toast.
It's just a piece of bread.
Whole grain at that.
And the water's lukewarm.
Matter of fact, not all the water's microwave for a minute.
No bathroom in there either.
They have to pee and crap just on the floor where they're at.
There's no bed, nothing in there, just four walls, concrete.
And there's like a little drain in the middle of the floor.
Yep, no power either.
It's completely dark.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, man.
I'm telling you, they would regret it.
The only light they ever see is when the prison guard
comes through, they see a flashlight
and they know it's not for their piece of whole brain bread
and cup of water.
All for what?
Because you grabbed me and fall guys.
I think that's justified, don't you?
I'm back. Oh my goodness, did you see the recovery?
Yo, Patrick, can you stand up?
Patrick, stick!
I'm dead.
Am I it's weaker is the music getting quieter am I dying am I having a stroke am I having a stroke
Wait what
What was that why was the music progressively getting quieter was I having a stroke?
What was that bruh?
Oh there it is, it's back.
Jack, who wants to, who wants to job at that prison?
It'd be an easy job too. All you gotta do is deliver a toast and a water a day.
That's it just a toast and a water
And if there's not even extra work you don't even have to toast it like right here yo
Yo slick planet three four two six you're gonna be out you're there you're there the show stopper you're there
And it's all life sentences too.
Even if you grab me by accident once you get the same sentence as somebody that's did it
50 times, you're in there for life.
There's no like 30 days, a few years, no it's life.
And I'm not stopping there either.
After you're dead, after you've served your life sentence in there, your closest living
relative spends their life in there.
and then theirs and then theirs.
Like your entire family for generations forever
is all gonna be just in prison for their entire existence
because you grabbed me and followed us.
And we're gonna be wiping out just generations.
Generations, bloodlines are gonna be wiped out.
So eventually there's not gonna be anybody left
with the DNA that wants them to stream snipe anymore.
Are you snitching me?
Would they do that in real life?
Yeah, you're the first one.
Yo, yo, the showstopper, you are the first guy going in.
You ain't even getting no bread.
Again, like if I wasn't being chased and grabbed, I would be sitting on one side just jumping
tile from tile like this dude in the uniform on the right is.
That's what I would be doing if I wasn't getting grabbed.
Like, that's how I would want to play this, but you can't when you're getting chased.
You know what I mean?
So instead I gotta sprint around the map.
Why did I just?
Oh.
some ghost force pushed me
backwards after I dove.
Chat some unknown force pushed me
back after I dove. I'm serious.
Yo, shout out the only person
You know shout out the only person that clipped it quarter pounder with cheese three you're
bonded.
One side just jumping tile from tile like this new thing uniform on the right is.
That's what I would be doing.
No watch.
If I wasn't getting breath, like that's how I would want to play.
Y'all think I'm crazy.
Y'all actually think I'm crazy.
You think I'm making this up.
What I'm about to show you, before it comes through do you think I'm making
this up. Because y'all y'all think that I'm like insane sometimes, but I'm actually not
making this up. I'm dead serious. I you're about to see what I am talking about. When
I tell you an unknown force just pushed me backwards.
Did you see that?
I jumped.
What did me hitting it not flush just shoot me backwards?
Watch when I hit this and watch me get thrust backwards.
Look at this.
Bro, why did it throw me back?
made out of like like ice cubes look look at my trajectory and then watch
that's just the game physics mods get that dude out of here look at this like
Yeah, okay, sure. Did I land on the corner? Okay, whatever. There's no way it's pushing me back
Look
Spook up
And now y'all say I'm coping like y'all don't see like y'all didn't see what just happened y'all seriously saying
and I'm coping like you didn't see what just happened to me.
All right.
Run another prediction.
I'm winning the game.
Run another prediction.
I'm winning one.
I don't care.
No point in hiding the screen.
You know what I have to do?
I could put a black and white filter over my face cam,
and they wouldn't be able to see when the screen turns blue.
But no, when these lose, they probably have some reverse black and white glasses on their
desk just in case.
You too with the five, thank you.
Oh, there's no hammer on this one.
Yo, how did the dragon, no, get that new reporter, what was his name, how did that dude get so far ahead?
I was handing shoulders in front of everybody.
got second though please when I have 10,000 bedded this game buddy if dude trust
me I want to win just as bad as you want me to once you do me a solid and tell
these goobers to quit not the game quit grabbing me
Dog, what is up with them just giving me the roly-poly's?
Stop with the roly-poly modes!
My past four finals have all been on the rolling thing, every in-between it's a roly-poly.
Dude, just give me, give me something!
I'm tired of the roly-poly, man!
How did this dude get that skin?
Oh my goodness. I need that cup noodle skin literally right now. Oh my goodness.
Yo, I'm actually serious. How do you get the cup noodle skin? Is that still available for purchase?
How much is it I'll pay any price
Yo Miku, where are you at?
Yo, Miku, where are you by the way?
I see you type earlier, talking about your O for two.
It's been eight games now and you're still not in here.
Like hello?
Where are you at?
She said I can't get into the games, I've been trying.
Well, you need to try a little harder.
You know, it's funny, not a single one of these goobers has any conscious to help me.
Wait a minute, is that dude helping me?
Wait a minute!
Like, why would you not want to be the one few anti-stream sniper?
Why would you not want to be on the right side of history?
I don't get that.
I'm blocking on your messages now you're cooked you what do you mean you you have been the
most consistent getting into my gamer the past two years and all of a sudden you lost the
the touch. Who's Miku? It's Makin' Ejiro in the chat. She's the one that made the background
too. And all of a sudden, she's the one that made the cheeky background and all of a sudden
You can't get into my lobby.
Where are you at?
I almost walked off the edge looking at chat.
Hey, I haven't even had to screen the last one.
Like I need at least one anti shooter or a shooter just one.
You're going to get into the next one.
I have faith.
Look at him.
Ahead of the pack.
Y'all remember that song about that dude that died in the motorcycle crash?
That song was called, like, Leader of the Pack?
And there was, like, motorcycle revving noises throughout the whole song?
I swear, I heard that.
Meter of the pack, yee-hee!
And it's like he died in a motorcycle crash.
Classic.
Yo, why are y'all taking my strats, man?
Yep, you're a filthy winger, I promise you are.
Oh my goodness!
See ya, you filthy animal!
See ya!
I'll be fine.
That was it. That was it.
That was it, bro.
Bro, that was actually it.
that is so sad. Did you see how close that was?
Bro.
Case I had 10k on that game.
Bro, you can't say that I did not try my absolute best right there.
To get second out of all of them pathetic string snipers, I mean, come on, bruh.
I'm believable gaming.
Unbelievable gaming
You ever just grab that guy you're modded I'm dead serious
Well, obviously, they invite you to still play solos with two people in the party.
The question is, why are you fading?
Like are you washed?
Where's where did your form go? What happened? Are you lagging?
Jesus is with the five. Thank you
Yeah, this dragon dude's cheating.
Why is he always in first?
I tried to be innovative Oh wait, I'm so far behind now.
all because I tried to be innovative I shouldn't have I'm out that's why you
never try to be innovative dog I tried to be innovative bro
I
Did you not see what I tried to do
Wait cup noodle skin, can you still get it wait wait wait, can you get the cup noodle skin right now?
No, dude, I need the cup noodle skin
Dude, if I had the cup noodle skin, I'd never use a different one ever.
That would be the only skin I would ever use is the cup noodle.
I'm so serious.
Yo, port with another 25 gifted, W port with another 25 gifted, low at hand mercy!
We're bouncing on it Patrick stop
Oh, yeah, I'm back.
Yeah, I'm back like I never was, actually.
Yeah, we know your family hates you.
You're a failure, we know.
Yo, you don't have to grab me and fall, guys, to let everybody know you're a failure.
We already know, dude.
I know you want to let everybody in the chat know that you're a disgusting failure loser.
You don't have to grab me for us to know we already assumed it.
So if that's what's making you do it, we know now.
We already assumed it, bro.
I'm having that prison built in the background.
I'm just not telling y'all yet.
I'm going to reveal it soon.
I spit my entire network on it.
being currently constructed. It's the size of Texas, actually. Where? Streams
Let's find out!
Genius!
You must be fisting me.
Let's go.
Yes!
Yes. Yes.
Hey. Yes.
Hey.
Why don't you give me a swivel or chat?
What's the prison going to be called?
The never return them.
Which could you never return from it?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Brought us wanted to win one game today like please.
I don't want to do crack and slam dude.
I don't want to do crack and slam.
I'm going to go feed my cats by case.
does that take three hours? Where does your cats live? The other side of town? I don't
understand. They got their own house? Finally, Miku! Oh my goodness!
Yo, Big Makayla, I've seen you in here multiple times, too.
Alright, like...
Yeah, this filthy Mike Wazowski scan's been stream sniping me, too.
You know, you know, devs of this game, if you have any hope for this game, you will give
me a instant band button.
I'm so serious.
You want eyes on your game, give me a instant band button and this game stays in the rotation.
I'm dead serious give me the ability to instantaneously vaporize somebody from this game if you want me to keep playing it
I'm dead serious. I will only use it on people that do that too. I'm for real
I'm like I'm actually serious if you like I I will only use it like I will use it right
I'm not gonna use it on some random person
I'm telling you, I'm dead serious, consider it, like I actually consider it, consider it,
like seriously.
What a day that'll be.
If they gave me an instantaneous vaporized button, I would be begging people to stream.
We would clear the streets so fast.
Oh my goodness.
That's been the whole stream on Fall Guys.
We'd have a clearing streets day.
I would title the stream clearing the streets day.
It would be four hours of straight Fall Guys and every one of them would get vaporized.
You know what some of them are gonna do?
They're gonna try to get around it.
They're not gonna grab me the whole game.
They're just gonna wait till the last second
on the final round and grab me so I die.
But that's not gonna matter
because I'm gonna have their name.
Yeah, it's like considerate.
Seriously.
It can't be that difficult.
Somebody said talking to a brick wall.
Probably.
Miku, how did you fall?
Miku!
the stream snipers are after you too yo dog you actually don't do I swear dude I
I swear, tail tag.
I already got a tail on, unreal.
So it's not enough just to go after me.
It's not enough just to go after me, is it?
Not enough just to go after me.
grab me even though you have a tail. You disgusting, humonculus, filthy creature.
This dude sucks. Whoever that dude is, sucks. That dude is garbage.
Yo flippy are you?
Yo flippy you won that last game, but you're not grabbing me. So that's fine
This this this poor guy in the purple draws. Oh my god
Lord have mercy
Wait, Flippy, you're modded on everything I love you're modded.
Yo, Flippy, you're actually modded.
Tell me he survived.
Flippy survived.
All right, we got another shooter in the arsenal, so we have Miku and we have Flippy.
Maybe there's others helping too that I just haven't noticed.
That's another name that I can see in a lobby and be like, okay, thank you.
Let it be. There's too many stream cybers in here though.
You see them trying to cut me off, chat?
Oh my goodness, I almost died.
See ya purple brawl, sorry buddy.
Yeah, keep following me.
Now follow me.
See ya! Disgusting loser!
Nice try, idiot.
I can't win one tonight.
I gotta go one more.
The dragon is winning.
Yo dragon, how does it feel to not get string tied, buddy?
I gotta go one more. I'm sorry the addictions back and it's killing me.
I'd rather be like addicted to cigarettes in this game.
Let me go in here.
Yo purple draws, are you stream sniping, dude?
I knew I was right to make fun of you.
I don't feel bad for making fun of you now.
I'm awful. Chad, I'm awful.
Look at that line!
come on man come on man
I'm pretty sure Miku made it Miku always makes it unless you get
I
Think you give me tail tag like I ain't got 20 tails in my balls and bro like dog. I don't need this
like I don't need this I started with one that's probably not good
I
Congrats, buddy, you grab it. Don't care. Now you keep yours you keep yours for now
Nice bud.
Miku.
Miku doesn't have one.
That's unreal tech, by the way.
That is unreal tech.
That's unreal.
Come on man, let it be, let it be chat, let it be please, please, bro, please, bro,
Please, please let it be, chat.
Oh no, not the Slime Scraper.
Dude, anything but the Slime Scraper, man!
I hate the Slime Scraper, bro!
Because if you get grabbed on the Slime Scraper, you just fall eight stories down.
Unbelievable tech.
I missed up at the start so bad by the way did y'all see that dude dude that was so bad
Yo, how does this purple draws, dude?
Dang, Porky Mountain keep getting in here.
And how has he survived this long?
I
Gg
Oh
No, oh
No, no, not dead ice dude. No
Cuz this is one of you can grab you slide to bro
Look at them. Like animals. Like they've heard of animals. Because that's what they are.
I just farted with the fire gifted.
Like at some point it's gotta get embarrassing, y'know.
You just got outplayed so bad, that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
I just cooked you so bad, never log on to this game or go out in public again.
Oh my goodness, you just got done so bad.
That is the most embarrassing thing I've actually ever seen.
You too, bud.
I
I don't know.
How dare you!
Porky Mountain is the worst player in every lobby, how did Porky Mountain catch up?
You know what, W Porky Mountain, because sure, are you getting in every one of my lobbies
stream sniping?
Sure you are, but are you grabbing me?
No you're not.
So you know what Porky Mountain?
I am glad you just won that game right there, rather than one of these filthy loser stream
snipers.
So you know what Porky Mountain?
Shout out to you dog.
You are one of the only people besides Miku and me in that lobby I wanted to win
that game.
Shout out Porky Mountain man.
You know what?
on your dub bro actually last one one more last one this is it we're another
prediction last he's just bad not evil facts
shout out porky mountain for getting his first win that's gotta be his first one
Let's go.
Did you get in, Miku?
Yo, good try there to end too, Miku.
I've seen what you was trying to do.
I've seen you was trying to cut them off right there.
We just didn't have enough real estate.
Man.
Dude, I want that cup noodle skin so bad.
Like seriously, Chad, is there a way that I can get that right now?
Like I'm dead serious.
I need that cup noodle skin.
Like I'm hungry because of that.
I just witnessed Supergirl511 just fly off the map.
Yo, I saw that.
Did you see that?
And the dragon too.
The dragon is like winning most of the games,
but the dragon is also.
I don't care if people stream sniping me.
If you're stream sniping me and trying to win, by all means.
If you're stream sniping me and trying to win,
by all means, right?
Like if you get a dub, you deserve that, right?
But, you know, devs, what are you doing?
that there's no option the devs just had to do that.
Maybe that was the devs patching in a band button for me.
Yo, maybe the devs just patched in a band button for me.
Wait a minute, dude, do you know how cool of me actually have an answer now?
I'm telling you, boy, y'all would be gone!
Bro, give me something good.
I give you a good mode.
Quit with the repeat modes.
Give me a good one.
There we go.
My dream.
You know what mode I haven't gotten in a while
that I that I want to get the volleyball 1v1. You can't get strings
starting to volleyball 1v1 that's straight up skill. Worst case scenario was
if we got volleyball and it was me against me to that be worst case scenario.
I have the world record for this one back in the day.
This is one of the world record on a dead serious. Oh my goodness.
This is the specific map that I had the world record on them noodles look so good
Oh my goodness, I'm unreal.
I'm unbelievable.
Woo!
I'm telling you, Fall Guys would have such a... Miku?
Did you get shrimp stocked again?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Porky Mountain is in here again.
Bro was emote and almost got straight killed.
The most dangerous object in this mode is the star.
The star has the most density and if it hits you, it's the most likely to knock you off.
brostracks by the way
You guys down.
Woo!
Dude just got knocked off because of the star.
Yeah I'm telling you the stars are actually dangerous.
Because they get the most speed right?
And if they hit you clean you're gone.
Now you can survive getting hit by one,
but if you.
There is like 15 different final stages in this game.
There is no way it keeps giving me this one.
Is it bad?
It's not bad.
No, this isn't a bad state, but it's bad when you're getting grabbed, right?
Now, I like this stage if it's Porky Mountain, are you dead serious grabbing me after I gave
you possible winning?
Okay, well you're going to the prison too, buddy.
Enjoy your one slice of bread and one cup of water a day.
Yeah, you just sealed your slot in the prison, too, but...
That's not him, it's an imposter.
Oh my goodness, it is!
Never mind!
That's somebody dressed up as Sporky!
Unbelievable!
My bad, Porky! You're not going to the jail!
Good, good, good, yo devs, well let's, can we let this game mode get a cool down end?
Like please, I am actually begging you out of my last eight finals.
This spin thing has no joke been five out of my last eight finals.
Dog, let's please take this.
It's a 1v1, no it's- there's no way to cut me up.
This is the most comp lobby ever.
They're dead.
Oh my!
This is fall guys!
Bro!
They're dead. You're dead.
That was the most high level like one minute of fall guys I've ever seen in my life.
Am I the chat just said you were never winning this?
Yo!
Bro!
That was unbelievable.
You know what's crazy?
That dude yesterday that we thought was cheating was right.
You can tell that it was a little bit laggy right there.
It looked like they were doing stuff that's not possible,
so it actually is a spectator little thing.
Court with the five.
One more.
I said one more after that one.
All right, you convinced me.
Last one.
Dead serious?
Last one, runner prediction.
Oh, that thing I love.
Last, well, this is the last one.
Yeah. Don't worry, they're still going to be spooky times, you don't know that.
Chat Fall Guys might be back, huh? That right there just made me realize how crazy a Fall
Guys pro league would go. Bro, that was unbelievable right there. That was insane. Why is there
not a FGPL. Maybe I need to start the FGPL. The Fall Guys Broly. Maybe I need to found it.
84% no on the prediction by the way. Yeah, man, everybody in here.
what is this why is this map like this
knows how I'm constantly getting grabbed so it's just slowly pushing me to the back of
mine you are a animal dog no animal is good for you like you are I don't know
what you are you are an insect like you are dead serious an insect
That was so clean, it's unbelievable.
That was actually so clean, did you beat that?
We're Miku at. Did Miku make it? Yeah, Miku made it. Yo, Supergirl 511's back.
dude is a can of beans. Where are these skins coming from? Hello? Dude, stop with the hoverboard
heroes. There's so many modes that are just giving me the same ones. Supergirl sent a
thousand bits earlier and said she didn't mean to grab. Okay. Sure you didn't. I started
talk about that prison. You got
No, it's not. It's the impostor.
Oh my goodness. It's softcake.
Wasn't Softcake an OG shooter for me too?
It seems familiar!
WAIT!
Wait, softcake was an OG shooter!
I can't go out that early I can't go out that early
Another.
Yes!
Oh my goodness I love Lily Leapers.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness finally.
I love Lily Leapers dude.
Dude Lily Leapers is so good, bro.
Oh my goodness man!
I think I had the world record for this one.
Wait, two!
Let's go.
I knew the bag of chips.
I fell off.
Unbelievable tech.
There's me going here.
I am unbelievable.
I am unbelievable, dude.
Yeah, wait, Flippy has got a Miku scan now.
Oh, the original Miku's in here, too.
We got Flippi and Miku in here.
They're both in Miku skins.
So if you're a shooter, you need to be wearing a Miku skin,
Gigi.
Porky's in here, too.
Is the fake porky in here?
The noodles are in here too, riders at the beans.
The noodles and the beans are in here.
This is a stacked lobby.
Oh my goodness, the dragon is in here too.
GG.
Yeah, go ahead and start string-styping, Ridos.
I don't understand. What did I do to y'all?
Look at that. Look at that. He's three-cycled.
Look at that.
Miku died. You gotta be kidding me.
Oh my goodness, Miku died.
I died.
I hate everybody oh my goodness I hate everything I can't get second round I
gotta go one more this addiction is bad last one for real this movie time get
serious last one there's gotta be a doodle skin in the shop hold on
Where the noodle skins off?
You all bought a premium battle pass if you got some noodles in here.
All by the premium battle pass and all the tier skips.
serious. Yo, devs, how is it not a perm on noodle skin? Last one for it. I lost 50 K from
being a believer. Look here, buddy. It's it's really not my fault, truthfully.
Do monkey just said I need to carry to my first big
89%
I
There's no way
Oh my goodness, bro.
Yo, yo.
If I wouldn't have barely cleared that last wall chat, it would have been over.
Four hour fall guys stream. When they give me a band button, I will,
Yes. If they give me a band button, like I told y'all, Chad, if they give me a band button,
there's going to be a stream that I do where it's all four hours on Fall Guys, and everybody
gets just straight up. The streets are going to be so clear. Oh, yeah. Softcakes. Yeah,
I used to play your custom maps, huh?
I knew that name sounded familiar.
New track.
I'm kinda crazy with it.
Wait, I'm kind of- Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, I'm kind of crazy with it!
Nice speed boost bud, you're reported, what's your name, yeah you're out of here, we're
Oh my goodness, we're in the clear.
360.
Oh my goodness, man.
Oh, man, Chad, let me do it.
You see that 360, too?
Okay, Flippy and Meku's in here.
Let's go.
Oh, dude, I'm telling y'all.
Okay, first time being a believer, don't let me down.
You know what?
Just for you, I got it.
Unbelievable tech.
Notice how they're all walking onto me.
Yo devs, get out of my game.
Devs, stop messing with the code of my game, bro.
Look, it's Lachianomy!
Yo, Devs, stop!
I bet the Devs are driving the Rhinos.
There's probably a team of people at Epic, or whoever made this game, that's called the Rhinoteam.
And it's just three people that controls the Rhinos every Fall Guys lobby.
They probably pay them 100k a year.
This is ridiculous, man!
I'm dead.
We're good.
Was that softcake that died? No.
The fact that I read a funny chat almost had a laugh and a smile and it instantly wiped
from my face, because I see glass, ma'am!
I
Wait, mini was an OG stream sniper too right with the swole outfit?
No.
You lose it!
Fight it out!
Y'all too, fight it out!
Fight it out!
What do we do?
Why now?
No!
I don't care!
Pay him!
Let's go!
Yeah!
He lagged!
He lagged! He lagged!
Let's go!
Woo!
That's too easy!
Bro lagged out!
Let's go!
Woo!
Refund, that's not fair, but it's fair when I get constantly grabbed and obviously hit
off the edge for two hours, huh?
But the one time it goes in my favor, now you want to refund, boo-hoo, gets your tissues,
buddy.
Nobody tears!
Let's go!
Look at all these garras crying and they cry.
Oh my goodness, they cry.
The word refund is blocked, so y'all can't see it, but I can.
The amount of people that I see crying in the chat right now, oh my goodness, I'm
so happy.
Oh my goodness, I'm actually so happy, bro.
Oh my goodness. Oh man. I hope y'all lost a quarter million. Oh my goodness. It's funny.
It's funny, right? We're as soon as, but for two hours, when I'm getting stream sniping,
that's obviously the reason why I'm losing. You cool what you pay out in. But the one
minute somebody says, you know what, you made it this far, I'm gonna go ahead and
give it to you. Oh now you want to refund. That's called a double standard Bubba. Say
goodbye to a quarter million channel points. Buddy, we got you a jail sale ready too. Oh,
you thought the jail was only reserved for stream snipers and all. We got a whole block
for doubters too. Yep. You best get your prison uniform on Bubba. Get your shackles
ready cuz y'all getting on the first bus too.
Look at that. Look at that. Look at that crown. Oh my goodness.
It was beginning to look like. Hey, it was beginning to look like. I wasn't
gonna get a dub tonight. Not gonna lie. But did you see what I was about to say
Shout out to the dragon and the other people in that lobby that wouldn't stream
sniping. I was about to say let's just 1v1 it but right in the middle y'all
clip that real quick. I was gonna I was gonna be like yo let's 1v1 it but look
at this. I was in the middle of saying that and bro said no bro dove off the
the edge. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. That was
cinema. I was like begging. I'm like, no, I reached out like
a movie like somebody got hit off a cliff. No, not funny.
Oh, you're sad you lost your channel points. Oh, oh, you put
quarter million on it. Hey, buddy, look here. Look, I'm gonna tell you one thing. If I got
five strings, uh, string snipers in a lobby, matter of fact, no. If I got three shooters
in a lobby and six string snipers, I win the game because the skill of the three
three shooters plus me outskills double the numbers of a stream sniper.
So yo buddy, I don't know what to tell you.
Y'all are cooked.
If I get a lobby of shooters coming in with me, at least a couple three of them, guess
what?
Tomorrow I might go on the 50 wind street.
Y'all are cooked.
Your channel points is gone.
They gone.
two more games so I can get my money back. Oh, did you just admit to being a doubter?
We got you a sale already, buddy. Y'all will have extra privileges in the jail, though, because
y'all are not near as bad as the stream snipers. So the doubters, y'all are going to get
like a sandwich a day and a cold bottle of water instead of just a piece of bread and
a lukewarm bottle of water. So, and y'all are going to have one hour of recreation
today. And you will have lights on in your cell and there will be a bathroom. So y'all
will have some extra privileges because y'all aren't near as bad as the. Now the
people that doubt and then scream refund when they lose their points y'all are
getting the same punishment as the stream time. Y'all are getting the same
point. But I watched this chat. Look at this stuff. Look at this. I was saying
last second before bro jumped off I was saying yo let's 1v1 look at this look
at this all through fight it out all right so watch
watch what I was saying last this was cinema dude
Yo, don't up Bear Gott.
Yo.
Look, watch what I was about to say.
Watch, seriously, watch.
Watch what I was about to say, seriously.
Before he jumped off I said what do we do to Chad then watch what I say
Yo!
Bro!
As soon as...
Ha!
Why did that?
No!
Dude!
Dude, that...
Yo! Yo, that is funny, bruh!
Yo! Yo, that's funny, bruh!
he bro said no the stream delay got him dude I meant to do what I was gonna say
before before bro just went on ahead and did it I was gonna be like all right
you get on one platform I'm gonna get on another or like the other side of the
raining we just throw them.
Why'd it out? No!
Hey, yo look at its face, look at the dragons.
Why'd it out? No!
Yo, what a dragon looks so goofy, bruh.
Yo, hey, man, look.
We take those all day, baby.
What you talking about?
Hey, you've seen that I was having honor, though.
I was going to be like I, because when I was speaking up right here before I said
fight it out I was gonna say you see this ball right here and then this other
one I was gonna be like I'm gonna go over here and then you go over here we
just go that's cinema yeah yeah come on man hey we got that job we got that
Dub the shooters came through my throat hurting chat the shooters came through
bro a lot of the OG shooters came through to soft cake mini do w viewers for
even sticking around this long bro they was watching me three years ago and
they still shooting for me to this day
Yeah, that's funny bruh chat fall guys fine dude not gonna lie
Fall guys fun for real
When you're not getting you know
constantly, you know
grabbed
247 right
Yeah
Let me look at the what's it called?
Chat, look at this dude.
11% yes.
89% on no.
There was 87 million channel points on no.
And there was only 10 million on yes.
There is so many people that just lost a disgusting amount of channel points, it's actually unbelievable.
CB3KF and cloudy.
Tactical is on your rock. Are we serious? No, there's something going on.
Unless they are just constantly losing the points, putting believer every time and just finally hitting.
hitting because that is a strategy here. You see that hit the hit is almost worth
going in multiple times on yes and losing. That's unreal. Yo, Cloudy, how many
channel points do you have right now by the way? Then everybody on this list.
Cloudy, what's your channel voice have been like right now?
That's gotta be top that's gotta be that's gotta be number one
Wait, that's got to be number one.
Cap? No, Clowney's not caping.
Clowney has sent screenshots of how many channel points I have.
That's not cap.
There's no way anybody else has more than $105 million.
How many channel points do you have? I don't know if there's anybody that has over 105 million channel points. That's unbelievable.
That is, that's unreal.
Kitty carries with a five, thank you.
Somebody said 200 and something K and I don't bet.
Yeah, even if you don't bet anything, you still get like residual.
So say you bottom out, right?
Do y'all ever see that little green chest that pops up that other bottom of the screen that you click and it gives you like 50 channel points?
Just watching, I think you get like a residual just from watching and that, but like if you
if you want to make money money, hey, hey, what do I say, chat?
Scared money don't make money, hey, scared money don't make money, bro, I'm telling
again. You got to gamble it. If anybody has more than 105 million channel points, make
yourself be known because as far as I know, cloudy or the other hand pool that's always
with cloudy has that many chat who was here by the way who remembers the saga of mocha cat
who you have to be a ball knower to remember mocha cat
is that on YouTube? Wait a second before we get into the scary game. I wonder if that's
on YouTube. It was when I beat five nights at Freddy night seven. Two years ago. Who was
here the legacy of mocha cat I don't even know if mocha cat is still around
watch this this is still the best this was the most difficult thing I've ever
done to this day I'll never forget it bro I'll never forget it look at me I thought
I lost, but I somehow made it.
If you don't understand what happened here, this took me like three weeks of the entire stream doing this.
You just had to be there.
It was three weeks, four hours a night, straight of me doing five nights at Freddy's night seven trying to beat it.
to beat it, it was by far the most difficult thing I've ever done.
Oh my God, what's going on?
Yep.
Let go of me.
Yeah, three weeks.
Yes, yes.
I still got them shorts too.
Man, I'm swole.
No.
Please tell me we left the mocha cat soggy in tell me we didn't cut it out
Last minute my heart was beating so bad. It was actually hardly please my mouth, please know why
This was before I had a million followers on twitch to bro
There's a pin to pay out for it in the discord wait is there really how do I see that?
Maybe it's in here though do my heart was beating so hard it was even hard to grab my mouth y'all ever been like that like
About to do something you know you're about to do in your heart
Just beat you can feel your whole body moving every time it beats 30k viewers under one million is crazy
Yeah, this was it was way higher here. I remember I was usually around 20 back then but everybody who's wanting me to see me do this
In day, please tell me it's in here
You've been doing that to literally puke.
We just made three books, y'all's gonna be dead, bro.
Bro, dude, man.
Dude, I'm shaking.
Dude, me and Jeeksy been friends for a minute, bro.
He's a horribly tall, bro.
Dude, I have been watching you, bro.
I'm a little bit of a freak now, that is insane.
Bro, dude, me and Jeeksy been friends for a minute, dude.
Really like them in shock,
like the last like 30 seconds of it.
You know, in case y'all didn't know, in case y'all wasn't there back in the day,
I was jinxing these five nights at Freddy's Coach back in the day.
Hey.
Because I know you play like, you know, high-level siege and stuff.
You know when you're like a real like, like a real like,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit.
Yo, where's the payout?
Where's the payout?
You're this red vent, these things off for the rest of your life.
The rest of eternity, you're gonna sit in that vent
and scare whoever's next.
You know what we're gonna do, Bonnie? Huh?
You know what the challenge is to do? We're gonna go play other video. Thanks. We're gonna move on
And Bonnie's still in the vent to this day
That's something you can't do. Thanks. You'll never leave. You will be forever stuck in that building
Stuck in that thing for the rest of your miserable existence to never leave
We're gonna have a great time
show me it. Should we watch it? Should we? No, no. Okay. Where do I go in the discord to see the
pinned one? Where's it at, cloudy? I gotta show the legacy of Mocha Cat. I got to.
If you never heard of the legacy of Mocha Cat at the time chat, this was the biggest
payout in the history of our channel, maybe the history of Twitch channel points at the
time. This was unbelievable. Hold on. There it is. Look at this. I will never forget this
for as long as I live. Look at this. Moka cat out of everybody. This is still like
the craziest thing ever. Back in the day was the only person out of 30,000 people back then
to go 200. Keep in mind it was three straight weeks of every night four hours a night I could
never completed. I never could complete it. Let that context be in your brain when I tell
you this. It was three straight weeks of that and I could never beat it. Wait, that's not
even it. It was bigger than that. Wait, no, that's not even it. This was the second
legacy of Mocha Cat. Do we have the first one? Wait, I think the one I'm thinking of
It was even bigger than this.
Oh.
No.
It was this.
Oh my God.
God!
Dog!
This was the night said when Mocha Cat was a different one.
Monkey Skunky!
Keep in mind, only put up 100k,
113 million.
Do you underst- That is not you, Monkey, why you lying?
Bro!
Do you understand what this payout would have been if it would have been 250k I
Think this might be the biggest payout in the history of the channel to this day, right?
I don't think anybody's ever hit more than 13 million
again.
Check, keep in mind, again, the context, the half sword
payout.
Wait, which half sword payout?
What was it?
I doubt we have a screenshot of that one.
Bro, there has been some money thrown around in here.
Oh my God.
I forgot about the...
The half sword.
This was the half sort gauntlet mode that I tried for like a month straight.
Cloudy send it and grim for he's all one 22 million channel points that day.
That this was the biggest payout we've ever had not only on this channel, but
maybe in the history of Twitch.
three people.
Three and again
this was like y'all remember the gauntlet mode and half sword demo chat
Where I couldn't beat the Baron at the end and then multiple times it would crash and ruin my run
That took me like a month didn't it? It took me so long it took me like a month and then one day there was only three people enough
Three people brave enough
to put 250k down.
Look at Wap of the 100k down, I'm here for 9 million.
Party boy put, uh, uh, Tiberius put 75k down to 1.6, almost, yeah.
I don't know if there'll ever be one that's bigger than 22 million payouts at.
Do y'all think so? I don't think so.
Yeah, I don't know if there will ever be one that that is bigger than 22 million.
I don't know what it would have to be a I don't know what it would about it would
have to be, it have to be something crazy. But you already know what time it is. What
What time is it?
Huh?
What time?
What time is it?
Tell me.
It's...
Spooky time.
You best get you a diaper, you know.
Your table with 5,000 bits.
W table.
you
Yeah.
What time is it?
What time is it, let me get some more drink real quick, hold up.
Hey, you're going to wait a second while I give me some more drink.
I'm tired of your mouth and I'm tired of your head, you're always crying,
spivelling and complaining all the time.
You're going to wait a minute while I give me some drink.
Now, watch your mouth when you talk to me.
Hold on, somebody said 10,000 bids, it didn't pin it.
I'm going to go back to the
court with the 10,000 bids.
Give me some W's for court with the 10,000 bids.
W court for real with the 10,000 bids.
I appreciate that.
Can you shout out Layla and Zach?
Shout out Layla and Zach. Hope y'all good.
W court for real. Thank you court.
Hold on, get some more crack, hold on.
Oh!
Yo, that background music is creepy, don't it?
I don't know.
Hey, they signed it, though.
Hey, they signed it.
I give them that.
Gabby's a gang of swans.
You already know the drill?
You got you a dive, don't you?
I hope so.
Because you know what time it is, don't you?
Don't you?
Get you a hint of that.
Yo, can y'all still hear me?
I accidentally hit the mic.
Yo, we're good.
Lock it in.
Name of this game is
Episode 2
Tales After Midnight
The Neighbor
I played the first one, it was like at a gas station.
Don't remember much from it, but I do remember playing the first one.
Lock in.
Static Mind presents.
Can't show you a shout out for my wife, Leo.
I got hit by a drum driver last month.
This game is inspired by true events.
Uh-oh.
I've been laid upon the couch in need and much.
She's kept the four down.
It's taken up doing everything.
She and I love you doing.
You probably kept the both of us saying during this trying time.
Yo, let's go to W Leo for real.
You to go.
W Leo for real.
You to go.
Hope you're doing good to blossom.
Thank you.
Hope you get better too.
W Leo out there cooking.
I see you straight cooking holding it down.
Walk in.
Based off true events chat, we had a similar game last night.
That was based off of true events.
Those usually creepy.
It happened about a year ago.
My name is Hannah.
Oh my goodness.
You know, if you spell Hannah backwards, it spells Hannah.
My name is Hannah.
Back then, I was 23.
Back then, you was 23.
What are you now?
50?
What you mean back then, you was 23.
Why?
Back then, I was 23 and completely exhausted.
I spent the last four years crammed into a tiny city
apartment with three roommates, paper thin walls,
and constant sirens.
I never had a single moment of actual peace.
I hate to hear that.
So when I finally landed an apartment, what am I going to say?
What am I reading out here?
What am I doing?
So when I finally landed a permanent remote job,
my first instinct was to run.
I wanted to be as far away from the noise as possible.
So we got a remote job and moved away from the city.
I found a listing for a two-story house
in a small, isolated town called Oakhaven.
The rent was unbelievably cheap,
but you took it anyway, Hannah?
Cheaper than my tiny city bedroom.
To me, that sounded like an absolute dream come true.
I packed everything I owned
and signed the lease the very next day.
GG. I just wanted to be completely alone. I immediately know the way out of this house
within half of a second of being here. And I know the neighborhood. When I look to the
right, it's going to be like a roundabout dead end. Yeah. Yeah, I immediately know the
neighborhood. And house.
Many horror games has taken place in this house and not gonna lie. Many good
horror games has taken place in this neighborhood and house.
Life.
You know what? Disappoint. Maybe this ain't so bad after all. So we got to
place eight boxes and talk to neighbors. Let me do the boxes first. Get
that over with. There we go. One at a time. Take this box to the ground
bathroom. W devs were telling me in for mouth. Wow, y'all took the extra step,
huh?
Way W devs hold up. That's cool.
Even though I know the layout.
All right, this goes to the ground bathroom. I immediately know where
that is because to the left is the kitchen. There's a little small
table with a phone on it.
Yep kitchen bathrooms in here and there's also a washing machine in the back. Absolutely. I'm
such a pathetic nerd. It's actually so sad. Okay, there's that one. And then to the right is the
garage. And there's a red toolbox in here. I need to retire. I actually need to retire.
Chad, I've been in this house a million times with different horror games.
All right, Seek help, true.
Hey, where does this one go? This one goes to the garage. I know where that is.
You'll get so far, bro.
Cheers. Yes, this goes to Garanj. Chattanooga is a
hurricane clap clap. That's a real notice notable one that took place in
this house. Clap clap the hurricane that one game by my grandfather games
That makes the vampire funny horror games also had one in this house, too
Remember the sheriff that was dancing and throwing cheeks that also took place in this house
Dude a lot of good horror games has taken place in this house. No joke
Yep sheriff Gilmore
Neighborhood look friendly though this box goes to the main hallway
Main hallway. So that's like just in the living room I guess.
Would your bomb simple drink gonna be restocked? I didn't know it was out of stock. What?
Is it really?
I'm assuming this goes here. Boom. Clean.
Five more to get. The caffeinated one is.
Imagine like in real life you go get your first house or something you pull up to the neighborhood
and it's this neighborhood house in real life. Dude there's no way you would move here because
you know this house is cursed from all the horror games. This box goes to bedroom number two
which I'm assuming is okay it's a bigger one got it that's the bathroom this is
also a bedroom if I remember no this is a bedroom right here we will close it on
the right yeah this isn't the main one the main one's in here there we go
clean did that not count you're not considering this the main bedroom excuse
Excuse me.
I guess we're considering that one in the main bedroom.
All right, next box.
Dude, all things, you know,
horror or side, the house is a vibe
if it wasn't for all the horror games
that took place in it.
It is a vibe.
Whole neighborhood a vibe, really.
Main bathroom.
Wonder which one the main bathroom is
Okay, yeah, I know what's on the main bathroom
There we go bring us upstairs
This the main bathroom
claims go get another box
Who said it's based on a real house
Is it really? That'd be dope. I should get one like this build, huh? Y'all remember I said I wanted to build the
Granny Three House in real life? I wasn't joking, I still want to do that. This one goes to the kitchen.
I still want to build the Granny Three House, no joke.
There it goes. Boom.
boom that was done we got what two more left to go
I want you to make a IRL fallout bunker from 60 seconds to huh yo miss Lucy
Goosey with the five gift to pre-sat you. Thank you. Pre-sat you, Sweezy.
Build it and charge people to visit. It's gonna be a long way for me
because I ain't gonna build out of my property. You have to go visit it. You gotta be messed up.
Okay, boom. There's that one. One more to get.
it. And the water park, y'all remember that abandoned water park that was in Arkansas that
I was actually going to buy if it was still standing? When I was playing water park, I
was actually going to buy that abandoned water park, but it had gotten tore down like
a few years before. If that abandoned water park was still like not tore down, I was actually
going to buy it. No joke. I was going to. Please get it. I can't. It's like
a parking lot now. It's gone. That's that water park I went to and that kid took a
dump in front of me when I was a kid.
Yo, this is a vibe so far, man. There we go. Let's go talk to the neighbors now.
Let's go get acquainted with our neighbors.
It's saying Lord dropped off to all that plenty of times that story that
I was swimming when I was a kid that kid floated up in front of me just took a crack in the water and never forget it
It's burned in my memory. Unfortunately
Hey, how y'all doing my name Hannah. I'm y'all's neighbor now
Hi, I'm Hannah. I just moved next door
Adam, nice to meet you, Hannah. I'm Adam. This is Julia. Sorry about the mess. We're
heading out for a month. What mess? Yeah, Wild River Country. Yep, that's what it was.
A month. That's a long time. Yeah, we need it. Distress to the city. Anyway, welcome
to the neighborhood. It's quiet here mostly. Yeah, don't mind Liam down the road. He's
intense but harmless. So Liam's gonna be a problem is what you're telling me. Got it!
Thanks for the heads up. Have a safe trip. Thanks Hannah. Enjoy the peace and quiet.
Okay, I like Adam and Julia. They cool W neighbors. Let's go over here. Who's this?
That house looks abandoned right there. It's a big old house too. It looks like
Granny house.
Am I gonna go talk to Liam?
I don't know if I wanna do that now.
Hey!
How y'all doing?
Watch y'all's windows boarded up.
Oh great, another one.
Oh here we go, somebody's being rude.
Are you serious, Olivia?
Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Hannah
Save it. We're moving out today. Well, that's good
Is everything okay
You'll see that place next to us the green one directly across from yours
Yeah, the empty one
That's what the landlord says no one's lived there for two years. Yeah, right
We hear noises coming from the inside, scratching, heavy thumping all night long.
You know, relax, but you, relax buddy.
Good luck honey, you're gonna need it. Come on, let's go.
All right, well that's not a good welcome to the neighborhood.
Well, bye. Nice meeting y'all I guess.
So that house apparently got something going on with it?
Hey, how you doing?
How you doing, Granny?
Caleb?
Well, now a fresh face. I haven't seen a moving truck on this block in years
Hi there, I'm Hannah and if you spell it backward
Bring a little life to this old street everyone else seems to be running away these days. Well, apparently there's something we're going on. I
I noticed my neighbor's next door just left for a month.
People have no roots anymore.
Me?
I'm not going anywhere.
My mark and I bought this house 50 years ago.
He passed, riding that upstairs bedroom.
Oh, well I hate to hear that.
I hate to hear that.
I promised him I'd never leave this porch until the day I join him.
So how long are we lucky enough to have you, Hannah?
Oh, I'm not going anywhere either.
I just spent four years trapped in the loudest, most crowded city
apartment you can imagine.
I work from home now, so I signed a two-year lease here.
And I just want some peace and quiet.
A two-year lease.
I'm done with the voice acting, but don't hurt me.
A two-year lease.
that's music to my ears. It's so good to have someone staying for the long haul.
You settle in Hannah, enjoy the quiet. If you ever need sugar or a story, you know
where to find me. You know what? My favorite neighbor so far. Your house is
clean too. Not gonna lie. House clean. Okay last neighbors over here. Is this
the one they were warning me about? What was his name again?
watch you so excited to have somebody moving in that's kind of a concern
hey sir oh that's Liam GG you the new one yes I'm Hannah brave or stupid well
here we go
excuse me this town okay people don't stay here they blend the economy or the
isolation, but I know better. The energy here is wrong. The whole place is haunted,
especially that house of yours. Then why are you still living here, Liam?
Look, I already know all the rumors. That's why the rent was cheap. It really
doesn't bother me.
Suit yourself, but keep your doors locked. Ghosts are the only things
that creep around when you aren't looking.
Chat, y'all are actually ridiculous. Oh my goodness, man.
a week went by.
Between unpacking and my remote work, I barely left the house.
I convinced myself the neighbors were just eccentric, small town folks.
I was finally getting used to the absolute quiet.
I actually started to feel safe.
Then came Tuesday afternoon, Gigi.
and everything went bad.
Life.
Oh my goodness, man.
Life.
I'm recreating the emo.
Cheers.
Had to cry for this new chat.
Had to cry for this view chat.
Hey, hey.
Had to cry for this view.
Ain't nothing like an old son said.
Cheers.
Yeah, it's just like the unlimited coffee cup, there ain't nothing moving in there.
that noise? Who is that? Don't kill my vibe. Whoever it is is wait waving at me. Hey, I
I see you. Hey.
Yo, ma'am with the five. Thank you.
Ain't nobody supposed to be living in that house chat. They said it was abandoned.
Do I go approach? I mean, they're waving at me.
I can't go over there. That's probably for the best. All right.
Life though, man. Oh my goodness. That's a vibe scheme.
Let's go watch the dishes.
All right, let's do the dishes, Chad.
It's pronounced Spanish mommy, LOL.
Oh, I'm sorry, thank you for the bite.
No way there's a skill gap.
Yo, the devs are innovating though.
I hate doing dishes.
Why would you do this to me?
Why would you do this to me, sir?
Ah, sorry about that.
Voice acting too scandal!
What are you doing here?
I just saw you having your coffee.
Thought I'd stop by and say hi.
Can I come in?
Ah, no you cannot.
Why did we let him in?
Again, I am so sorry.
I should have used the front door.
I rang the bell, but I guess you didn't hear it?
Why would we let him in and why is he the only character in the whole gang with a voice?
I must have missed it.
I was doing a dishes.
You are Hanna, right?
How did you know that?
Yeah, thanks. How did you know my name?
Oh, don't worry. Kayab told me. He was very excited for someone new to finally move into this house, into our town.
So, you're already giving out information? Okay.
Okay.
Right, great. And you are? Are you the owner of that greenhouse?
My name is Daniel, and yes, yes, I am the owner of that beautiful house.
Oh, that's... oh, I haven't seen you all week. When I asked around, people said the owner lived in Scotland.
Yes, well, I am the man they're talking about.
The Scotland thing?
Well, that's mostly true.
My work keeps me moving from place to place, you see.
Cool.
But that doesn't explain why you peeped in my back door like that, Daniel.
You know what I mean, chap?
Like, why are you peeping in on me like that?
Okay, so why come back now?
Why here?
It's home, Hannah.
It's where we belong.
Where my family belongs.
My family belongs. A man is incomplete without those two things.
That's cool.
Right, well I don't really have either of those right now. I don't even know how long I'm planning to stay here.
Oh, sweetie.
Hey, don't call me that.
I've been exactly where you are. But you aren't alone in this town. There are people watching over you.
While you work. While you sleep.
What?
When you first moved in, when you were washing the dishes, just to make sure you're ready
to become part of the family.
Excuse me, what?
Thanks.
Don't thank me.
Thank my family for taking such good care of you this past week.
What do you mean?
The whole town might be creepy.
That's what it's giving.
a whole town cult situation.
Okay, well Daniel, where's your family?
Your wife and kids?
My wife?
My child?
Oh, God.
They were the most beautiful things I had back then.
I mean, are they here or...?
They're gone, Hammer.
They're gone.
I don't know why I let them go.
I think it's oh god's plan. Why are they really gone? I don't know nothing about you man
I don't even know why I let a stranger into my house. I
Think you should go get a glass of water. I should go get a glass of water. I'm gonna get you a glass of water
And I got good hospitality though. I'm gonna grab you a glass of water Daniel
Okay
There we go.
We're going to turn around and he's not going to be there.
So apparently people are watching us and the whole town might be in on it.
Is that the vibe y'all are getting to?
That's the vibe I'm getting.
Not going to lie.
Thanks for the help, Hannah. This was just a test.
What? For what?
Just checking to see if you would take care of your family.
You're not my family though, I don't know nobody here, nobody in this whole town is my family.
Alright look it's getting late and I really need to sleep, I think you should leave now.
Oh Hannah, that's perfect. In my family, everyone goes to sleep early.
Hey, Hannah, we need to pack our bags.
You gotta be fisting me.
She real for that, not gonna lie.
Your Megatron with the five give the thank you.
Hannah, there's no way you should even went to sleep.
We should have packed our bags and left.
You don't have to face the generator in the garage, aren't I GG?
Lord have mercy.
Hey chat, when the rent is too good to be true, it's too good to be true.
No joke.
Lord have mercy.
two story house this clean quiet neighborhood rent to be true. You should
have never done it, Hannah.
G G
that's too easy.
That's the way you do it.
Wait, why am I nasty?
Wait, why am I good?
That's too easy.
Who's walking?
What do you mean go to sleep?
I just heard footsteps outside.
Hello?
Yeah, this was a mistake.
Bro, Chad, I don't care if it's the middle of the night.
We need to pack our stuff and leave, dude.
There is no way.
Hannah, why are we still here?
There's no way we survive till the next morning, right?
Almost two weeks passed since the power went out.
I tried to convince myself it was just an old house
acting out, just the wind and the bushes.
But I couldn't stop thinking about the man
from across the street.
He told me his name was Daniel.
Type one of your name is Daniel.
After that first day, he started finding excuses
to catch me outside, checking his mail,
Sweeping a perfectly clean porch.
Every time we spoke, his words felt rehearsed.
Picky and perfectly chosen.
He's watching us.
He kept bringing up the concept of family,
telling me how important it was to look out for each other,
how I didn't have to feel alone in that big, empty house.
His presence, there was just something deeply odd about it,
like a predator trying its best to mimic human empathy.
I felt suffocated. I need to get out of the house just for a little while.
What you mean just for a little while? Why ain't we permanently moving out?
And you gave him my name. I didn't give you permission to spread my name.
I had a good to see you out and about how's the new place treating you so far awful people
are watching me it's good very quiet I'm still getting used to all the space honestly
the house makes a lot of strange sounds at night oh don't you worry about that it takes
time for an old house to get used to a new heartbeat. My mark used to say the walls need
to learn your name before they stop creaking. Well he's dead now. So I'm not taking no
advice. That's a nice way to look at it. I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. I still don't
I don't know why you gave my name out like that,
like that makes me angry.
That's a nice way to look at it.
I think I just need to get out of my own head for a bit.
I'm running low on coffee and groceries anyway.
Well, you don't have to go far for that.
There's a nice little grocery store just down the avenue.
It's close so you can go there just by walking.
Yes, the grocery store in on it too.
So I got the whole,
a few in this whole town is involved in something.
Really, I didn't even notice on my way into town.
It's just right behind the old post office.
Just straight easy wall.
The girl, the register talks a bit too much,
but they have everything you need.
Sounds perfect.
The short walk might be exactly what I need right now
to clear my head.
Thanks, Caleb.
Any time, Hannah.
You have a safe walk now.
My objective is to wash dishes.
Again, this is a horror game, huh?
Chad, I don't know what's going on this town,
but I know what ain't good.
They're all in the cold.
It's giving all the Nicole minds that would be a cool story line though
Dishes have to be the worst chore
Yeah, it's up there if it's not the worst it's it's up there with the worst and you know what not is the worst
No, no, no, no, it's not
Picking weeds out of a flower bed is the worst. I used to do that at my granny's house
all the time.
Wait!
Dishes are the worst when it's not fully your dishes.
You want to know what makes you so mad when you're doing the dishes and somebody swings
through in the middle and throws another one on you.
Dog.
That feels like you just got disrespected so bad.
When you're doing the dishes,
and somebody swoops in and throws in another one
because they just got done with one.
Oh my goodness, dude.
You be ready to fight somebody in the house.
Like, bro, you couldn't have waited till I was done.
You go swoop in with another one.
And if anybody's got siblings,
you know they do that on purpose too.
They'll eat something and they'll keep the plate or the bowl in their room and
they'll know what you're trying to do dishes that night.
And then they'll save it till you're doing dishes and
they'll come in there and put it in there just to make you mad.
And then you're the one looking mean because you yelled at them.
That's a real, that's a real strat to make you mad.
I don't know why they do it.
I've done that before and I'm not gonna lie, but still, that's like dude.
Bro, collected to-do list.
All right, to-do list.
Yeah.
My husband does that to me half the time.
Dude, I'm telling you.
Shopping list.
This is the shopping list that we got.
Two milk, four pasta, one coat, three soup, two chills.
Let's go.
I'm already at the store, oh this place kind of,
hold on, now it's giving cold though,
it's giving cold, it's too clean.
How you doing?
All right, thank you, can I get a buggy or something?
No?
All right, let's grab the milk first.
Two of these.
One Coke, there we go.
Okay, we got two things at ship.
didn't blur them out. We'll see you in court. Wait, what are these?
Yody's things look good!
What is this?
That looks like...
Where are these...
Where are these from?
We'll see you in court though for real, you're good, you're good, they're not real are they
really not?
Cheeky balls are real, what are real?
All right, let's keep shopping there.
Anything on this aisle?
Nope.
Anything here?
Nope.
Yeah, chap.
This is definitely a cult grocery store.
They got their own brand of food.
Never mind you're actually going to jail.
Gail Monty, catch up.
We will see you at Cork.
I know that brand.
You're done!
Yeah, you're done.
Was there more cost on this wall?
Oh, yeah, there was.
There we go.
All right, what else we need?
I need three soups, two dyes and chips.
Oh, you're going to jail.
Oh, oh, you're going to jail, buddy.
Let me tell you two things and chips.
Y'all saw some Heinz wear.
Del Monte again, too.
Yeah.
What are the chips at? They right here? Yeah. Boom. All right, not everything. Look up.
Oh, you're right. Heinz Indonesian Gourmet Chili. I'm not gonna lie, that sounds good.
How you doing, ma'am?
That's a lot of pasta for one person.
You must be the one who moved into the Miller Place.
First off, do not start this conversation with judgment.
I like my pasta, but yes, I did.
I didn't know what's called the Miller Place, though.
Yeah, I'm Hannah.
I work from home, so the pasta's pretty much mandatory.
Welcome to okay then Hannah. How are you liking the quiet so far?
It's definitely quiet. I like it though. The neighbors have been pretty welcoming too.
Especially the guy right across the street from me.
This is when she's going to tell me nobody lives across the street.
Yep.
Across the street. You mean next to Liam's place?
No, the greenhouse directly across from mine.
He came over to introduce himself the other day.
day. Really friendly guy. He said his name was Daniel. Wait, the greenhouse? It's
gonna go exactly how I called it. Yeah, he said he's lived there a while.
He told me his wife passed away there. Well, nobody lives in that house.
Told you. Called it.
What do you mean I literally gave my glass of water in my kitchen.
That house belongs to Mr. Henderson.
He's been in Scotland on a work contract for the last two years.
The place has been dead empty.
In fact, my friend just signed the lease to rent a start tomorrow.
The keys are still locked at the agency.
Well that's not good.
Are you sure?
We had a car parked in the driveway and everything.
I'm absolutely sure if someone's in that house,
they're not supposed to be there.
GG.
Few moments later.
Oh.
Oh my goodness, it is dark.
Oh, man, it's dark.
Buddy, we should have just drove there.
I didn't know it was going to be dark when we got back.
Somebody's standing out in front of my house.
Oh, my goodness, who was that?
Lord have mercy, it's Daniel.
Daniel, what are you doing in front of my house?
Hey, Hannah, you're home late tonight.
It's over.
Why are you standing outside my house, Daniel?
Oh, Hannah, this isn't supposed to happen. In our family, no one stays out this late.
I was just at the grocery store.
Oh sweetheart, relax. Nothing is going to happen to you now.
Can you get out my front yard?
I'mma just go inside.
What is going on, Hannah?
We need to...
When someone in our family comes home late, they have to be punished.
Good night, Hannah.
Excuse me?
Something doesn't feel right. I should make sure the doors are locked.
We're going to be here for an hour. Never mind!
Yo, W Devs, the regular tasks that you usually do in horror games, they have like a skill
gap to it.
That's actually cool.
Lock this door right now.
I'm going to get it first try right here you all ready I'm going to get all three first
try matter of fact illegal gambling ring run a prediction right now if I get it all three
first try run a prediction all three first try run a prediction will I get all three first try
run that thing
matter of that, I'll start it there, Lord, you thought of any excuse to gamble.
Hey, finding any excuse to gamble chat, let me tell you, it's getting bad, all right.
No.
Pay him, man.
Pay him.
Did I get it second try?
Oh my goodness, dude.
All right, all the doors are locked though.
Let's go to bed, hopefully we don't die.
I had faith, I thought I had it for real.
Who's outside my window?
I hear somebody breathing.
Chat, there's a silhouette outside my window.
Do you see that?
There's a silhouette right there.
Dog.
Just go downstairs quietly and call 911.
I don't think...
Bro.
There's somebody in the window, dog.
Dude, I hear somebody breathing.
Do you hear it?
No, no, no, how are we gonna call 911 now?
Open the door, sweetheart!
Open the fucking door!
If YOU don't open it, I'm gonna tear you apart!
He's gonna break the glass.
Call 911 and run.
AAAAAAHHHHH!!
H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...
AAAAAH!!
Yes!
Report it!
Go to the front door!
Look out!
That's impossible, I fear.
I fear that that's impossible.
Where was I supposed to go there?
Open the door, sweetheart!
Open the door!
If you don't open...
You're welcome, editor. I covered that one for you.
Easy!
The police arrived just in time. I made it out just in time.
If I hadn't heard the sound of the back door smashing I might have never woken up.
If I hadn't forced myself to walk silently down those stairs,
a stranger waiting in the dark with a weapon would have found me.
And if I hadn't dialed 911 exactly what I did,
Daniel would have shattered the glass and came inside.
The police caught him trying to scatter into the woods behind the property.
There was four of them in total.
They've been squatting in the abandoned house across the street for months.
That's what the previous neighbors were hearing.
The scratching, the thumping.
They were watching the neighborhood waiting for the perfect target.
Someone alone, someone looking for peace and quiet.
During the interrogation, none of them would confess as to why they were targeting me.
me. To this day, I don't know what they plan to do once they got
inside. I moved out of okay, then the very next morning, I live
in a loud crowded city. Now I don't look for quiet places
anymore. So you let the one quiet place ruin the quiet place
action. Because sometimes when a place feels too quiet, it's
just because someone's hiding their breath and the holy
either breath in the dark, wait for it.
Based on true events too.
That was good.
Y'all mess with that one?
That one was actually good.
Hey, dare I say it?
Dare I say it?
Game of what? Game of the who? Game of the what? Game of the huh? Game of the pl- not
the month not the day right not the month not the day but the year one more
Let's see if I got another one.
Shall we do one more?
Let's do one more.
We got one more in us.
Why not?
That's the name of this game, Bork.
This is about to be cinema.
This is actually about to be cinema.
one you could just tell objectives feed your dog oh this is about to be an instant classic
hey buddy you want some food okay can you stop okay right let me get you some food
okay please stop I'm getting you some please stop I'm getting you some yeah
where's the dog food where's the dog food oh my goodness the writing is a
physical entity on the screen because when you walk up to a door it
disappears behind the door so the writing is a physical entity within
the game. That is crazy.
What is actually open up?
Can I move my face cam back?
Dog, please!
Let me get that.
Let me get that. Please.
Oh my goodness. Where's the dog food?
There!
Thank you, man. Godly.
Night two.
Is it the same thing?
I got you, buddy.
Go to the shop to buy dog food, oh lord, please stop.
Gave it a year, actually, oh my goodness, this is great.
dog food this store only has two shelves and it's just dog food oh no he's got
cat food too wow
I'm glad we played one more. This is cinema. Oh Lord. There you go buddy. You can stop now. Thank you.
Night three and it's red this time. Feed your dog. Why is the dog not here? Find it. Wait, what?
BIRD!
You know what? I'm so glad we played one more.
That was cinema right there!
That was actually cinema right there game of the year that was goaded.
Hey, W game.
Great stream chat.
I love y'all.
Hey, great stream chat.
I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
tonight. Appreciate all the gifts, subs, donos, bits, follows, and of course, I'm
priest that are y'all for this hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest y'all
tonight, have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and
gentlemen, I love you tonight. Peace out y'all.