I'll be right back.
Cheers.
I have returned once more yet again.
Yet again once more again.
Aqua, Santi, Nicole, SMY, Stefan, Bumble, Tim, Knox, D, Kay, Mal, Bailey, Chris, Lando,
Snoop, L-O-W-O, Livytory, Re-Even, K-W Subbers, man,
appreciate y'all.
Chat house everybody's day, going on a scale of 1 to 10.
Let me hear it, huh?
Black hoodie, I think.
Yes.
Black hoodie, bubba.
Hey.
Chat.
Today's a lovely day.
Oh, buddy, old pal.
Oh, buddy, old pal, let me tell you.
I'm about to tell you something.
Today's a lovely day.
You wanna know why?
I'll tell you why.
Let me move my fingers again, hot.
New 616 game came out today.
Oh yeah!
Woo!
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's like a Super Bowl
for us, baby.
That 616 game that we looked at,
that y'all said there was a trailer for,
That thing is out to day ski oh man oh man let me tell you I'm cronk
It's like the Super Bowl for us Lord have mercy look just to prove y'all I ain't lying
I'm not a star, somebody lied, I got a chopper in the car.
I got a chopper in the car.
Hold on, queso's pinky toe with the five-gifted.
What?
What a camera look like this.
Okay, I like that better.
I'm head glitching it.
What's wrong with the head blitz action?
What about this?
Spook-up?
Oh, yeah!
There it is.
Something like that.
Oh, yeah.
Look at this.
But the show, y'all, man, hey, but the show, y'all, okay,
about to look at this.
Hey, look at this within of, look, it's out.
It's out.
See, it released today.
Marky Mark with the file.
Told y'all I wouldn't lie.
Hey.
I told y'all I wouldn't lie.
I'm crook.
dude that's like the OG 616 game sound you remember all the old 616 games had
that weird noise right there that noise that brings me back man that brings me
back
I'm telling you it does
W616 man. Oh my goodness. Yo! Hold up. Hold up. Yo, washer with the five. W washer with
the five. Thank you. I'm crunk though. Not gonna lie. I'm
crunk. I am. Yo, uh, 1000 bits from Pope. Can you which echo
a happy birthday? Yo, happy birthday echo. Chat. Tell echo
happy birthday. Happy birthday. Echo appreciate you. Yo, Zach
with the 10,000 bits. W Zach with the 10,000 bits. Oh my
goodness fall guys tonight big dog you already know what you talking about big
dog you already know hey I'm gonna get me a dove
hey I'm gonna get me a dove you hear me 10,000 bits from Zach here's 10,000
bits been a while since I dropped some bits I'm roughly 10,000 more away from
900K. Anyways, the voice actors for one of my game projects are all finished with their
voice lines. Can you give some shout outs to Tyler, Katie, Alejandra, Dukie, Duke, Layla's
World, Danielle and Spring Tomic for their wonderful voice work. And also B. Peters.
Yo, shout out to y'all for real.
Shout out to y'all for real ski for the voice acting.
Well, how do you pronounce that?
I swear I pronounced that right.
Is that Duke?
Look.
Alejandra Duke.
Yo, Zach, is Alejandra in here right now?
Duque?
Wait, that's hard.
That's hard.
That's clean.
That is a clean last name.
Duque?
What's your name?
My name Alejandra Dukade.
Desk Clean.
February with the five eight up.
Okay.
That is the worst name I've ever seen.
I don't know how you have a Twitch account.
Okay.
Cool.
Chat type one if your last name is Dukade up in here.
That's hard, bro.
Layla's in here though. Yo Layla shout out to you with your with your voice
acted for real. Shout out with your voice acted for real.
Uh, Casey did you see the back room? Yeah I did see that grace. Thank you. Um, hey
Casey it's Caitlin after months of searching I finally got a new job. Well
I hate to hear that. Um, yo Walsher with another five. I've been working
with kids for two years now I'm gonna work with plants no more screaming kids
can I get a shout out wait that don't even go away that sounds goaded yo shout
out okay on your new job that's that's actually chill for real no joke you
get to work with plants that's cool yo tree with the five thank you
Um, um, that's true, John, appreciate that, John, thank you, man, W. John, for real, um,
there's a new reward in Rocket League that looks like you would have packed a noodles
in the tournament.
I think I've seen that one.
You talk about the goal animation.
Yo case I have an interview for a life changing job coming up.
I'm pretty nervous.
Any tips?
A life-changing job.
What kind of money you about to be making?
You going to break me off a piece?
Yo, son said, what did he get to thank you?
Any words of advice?
Hey, just go into it like you go into anything else, you know what I mean?
Don't even act like it's a big deal. Just walk in there like you own the place for real.
No joke.
Actually, no, that's probably not a good idea.
But just don't think about it until it's last second and then you're like,
I'm ready. You know what I mean? I haven't seen that. I look at that radar. Thank you.
Yo Seth with the 5000 bits W said with the 5000 bits and hope you enjoy the game.
Did you use the voice acting this one Seth? W said pre-sacred man.
Turn to 18 today. Any advice?
Don't move out till you're 30.
Keep living off your parents' income until you're 30.
That's just another 12 years.
That's all it is.
It's not that big a deal.
no need to move out yet.
Hey, there's no need to move out yet.
You might as well just live off of them until they're 30.
Now me, I moved out literally the day I turned 18.
And then after I was moved out for like a year,
I'm like, man, work sucks, payin' bills sucks.
But that's life.
at some point, it's gotta happen.
Clean with the five, thank you.
Yep, moved into my trailer, I was paying.
I was paying $300 a month for rent in my trailer.
Show was, I love that trailer, dude.
I was paying $300 a month.
a little two bedroom one bathroom trailer man it was so small like that
trailer was so small I could park that thing up here where this setup is no
joke. You'll make with the tea and give the thank you. And then I went to the trap house.
And then the second trailer. The second trailer is where the come up happened. Yep. In case
was your merge drop also love this room. So I'm pretty sure it's next month in March.
Yeah, what's your if you pay rent here, how much rent you pay a month?
Do you pay mortgage now? How much is it?
Big dog? No, sir.
I'm paying nothing off. If I'm buying something, it's straight cash.
Cloud with the five. Thank you.
Golly.
Golly, bruh.
Golly, 2600 a month!
You do not pay $10,000 a month man, stop lying, no you don't, nobody's paying $10,000 a month
rent unless you live in a mansion dude, and at that point you would just buy it instead
of rent it.
know what the five man bro do not hate man written suck dude cuz when I was
doing it I'd be like man I'd much rather be like you ever heard of like
renting to own like you're paying rent but it's going in like eventually you
own the place because when you ain't doing that it feels like you're just
throwing money into a pit and it's burning.
Because you paying all this money for this place at the end of the day.
What sucks is that it like still ain't officially yours.
I remember I felt that way with the trailer.
I was like, man, I'm paying $300 a month, which I'll
stay for that trailer was goading.
But I was like, man, it'd be cool if I was like paying $300 a month,
like to eventually pay it off and it's mine small with the 10. Thank you you build no
low equity. You talk about with rent?
Somebody said they pay a dollar and seventy cents. You know you lie.
Where you live at?
You couldn't even go get a paper bag for that much.
You living on a cloud or something?
What's you living on that that that's pretty much free?
Huh?
Somebody said bro living on a slice of bread.
Hey, there's going to be a lot of people living off of a slice of bread here pretty soon.
What's my prisons done?
You better believe it.
Yo, once that prison's done, there's going to be a whole lot of people living
off of a slice of bread.
Yo, appreciate that grift. Thank you.
Speaking of that,
it's time to enter my prison.
Miss Lens with the file chat. It's a good day. We gonna play some fall guys and
then right after we got a 616 game for spooky time, man. Oh my goodness. We
already know spooky time will be a banger, bro.
Oh my goodness, it's beautiful. It's a beautiful day. Hey, it's a beautiful day.
Tell me it ain't some fall guys. What could go wrong playing fall guys? And then immediately
after a 616 game dog. This is the best Wednesday effort. Don't play with me. What you talking
Gigi, I'm already mad, I'm already mad, there ain't no point in hiding my screen either
because they're gonna find me either way and also if I hide my screen I mess my shooters
up too so we can't be having that lock-in oh man the doubters about to be crying baby
What's the prediction looking like?
You know what?
I've seen a lot worse.
Yo, Chad, I don't know what's going on.
I think I snapped something in my left shoulder.
Bro, my left shoulder's been hurting for like two straight weeks now.
bad. I don't snap something. I bought a one way ticket to snap city and I'm
still there. Why is my left shoulder snapped up, dude? I don't understand.
Bro, I don't know why my left shoulder feels snapped up, dude.
get an order true it's all them weights I lift that's really what it is nobody
wants to accept it though that's all right
that's all right nobody wants to accept it but that's cool I'm about to win my
first game all don't play with me oh man we're starting off with pipe dream to oh
baby oh oh man in case you didn't know I have I used to have the world record on
On this specific course like two years ago
Me who didn't get in
Yo, what the 20 get the W's flat. Oh, man, I'm locked. I'm locked already, baby
Oh, baby!
Clean!
Could have been better, but it was still clean.
W-Splat with the 24-real, thank you.
What have you done?
Oh, yeah, this is guaranteed walljack guarantee.
Oh, yeah.
Clay.
See you, loser.
I'll pack up with the fire
Fall guys been out for 15 years
How are brothers no way you're all play back?
Yeah, I don't know if Bros ever gonna get a win.
Yo, Splat with another TN, thank you, Splat, W Splat.
I'm gonna win my first game, don't play with me.
I'm good at this one.
Hold, shot!
I just seen a shadow shoot across my room.
GG.
It's over.
Yeah.
I'm gonna start with the bottom round here.
Yep!
Cling!
NO!
Did you see that loser fall off?
Hahahaha!
Yo you are a burger buddy!
You suck!
How you following off Rock-R?
Oh that's queen!
Imma go top here.
Oop, I'm hit.
What are the odds I'm the first to call here?
I feel like I gotta be.
Buster, Buster move out the way.
Beauty, beauty.
There is no way shooter flippy.
How did you fall already?
Bro changed his name to Shooter Flippy.
Yo, we got motion for real.
Dude just missed the ring.
It's over for you.
Oh my goodness.
Yo, we got motion on fall guys.
Man, what you talking about?
Yeah, we got motion on fall guys man. What do you call my I
Don't understand how you qualify that early. I actually don't understand what route are you taking?
To call that early. What am I missing? Am I missing the forbidden route?
You know what leading light gets a lot of hate actually don't know if it does or not
I just made that up for the discourse, but I actually like leading light
Mike leading light
Let's go.
What server region?
The server region where I take a dump in your mailbox.
Don't worry about what server I'm on.
How about that?
You have no reason to know.
You'll get your filthy disgusting hands off of me.
I lost.
I gotta get every second of it and I didn't.
Lord help me.
I'm there.
Open it up!
I still got Flippy in here with me too.
I still got Flippy.
Yeah.
GG.
Hey.
Yeah, Gigi
Hey
Look here
Take it for how you will but I won last night on this
Peace nerd
You know what? I'm dead, Chad.
I'm dead any second.
I'll be gone any day.
Either let me fly or give me death.
Let my soul rest or take my breath.
If I don't fly, I'll be gone any way whatever it says.
I'm going to live on, but I'll be gone any day.
I'm dead.
This dude's not friendly, I can tell.
Flippy, Flippy, Flippy, no!
Yo, I need to use the replay on him through that at me.
Yo, somebody clip that, I need to use the replay on him through that at me right now.
because you just booked yourself a one-way ticket to my prison
where you're getting fed one slice of bread a day
and a total grain.
I need a clip.
Bam.
Where am I clipped at?
I'ma clip.
There it is. Thank you. Okay.
Bosses clip have no audio. Jackie, you all hear me?
my mind I had a muted.
My fault.
Flippy.
Whoever that disgusting,
putrid animal is,
is who did it.
So, I don't know
what skin that is.
It's like a, I don't know
what it is.
at my prison buddy you're done you're gonna regret you are gonna regret right
that that seems like something just simple and not a big deal okay when
you're in jail 50 years from now you're gonna be just man if I just wouldn't
logged on that night. Whatever. Run another one. Of all the places, yeah, it was a grit
skin. Of all the places you could have thrown that bomb, you chose to throw it over there.
He was just playing the game, Unk.
OK.
He shouldn't have just logged on.
Richie with the five.
Thank you.
He had all the people to throw a bomb at.
But you're going to throw it across the map over here.
OK.
enjoy your life sentence.
I don't know what you do, it's just what it is.
Let's go.
I got this, I'm pretty good at this one.
Lock in.
This was bad for string snipers though.
Getting grabbed immediately.
No.
I fell off, can I get a rain?
I get a ring. Can I get a ring real quick? So what you're telling me is I'm not calling.
So what you're trying to tell me?
That's me.
What?
I was getting fire slaps.
Go!
I hate everyone and everything.
Big jump.
I need that.
Two more, dude.
This is mine all day.
There's no way around it.
GG, I'm in there.
I'm going to have to sit in at the rest of the screen.
splat with another 20. Give this up, Joe. Give me some W's for splat with another 20 gift that I
appreciate that. W splat with another 20 for real. I appreciate you. Thank you, Splat. W Splat.
How does this goober still just now got his third ring?
How?
leave him alone dude I'm not even an insult I'm just asking how that's possible I'm more
impressed in anything oh no oh no I'm gonna be a pioneer watch this I am gonna go ahead
the pack and do it all in one go. You're about to witness the craziest thing ever. Watch. I got it.
That's the last time I take the risk.
I did my part. Yo, it's gotta be left.
You gotta be front.
Left again.
What?
Yes!
Dude, did I get the last spot? Oh my goodness, I think I literally got the last spot.
Chad, I know Joe think I actually got the last spot.
Oh my goodness.
clumsy with the five.
Okay, this is that one on one game mode here.
Yo, Enby with the 28 gifted W.
Enby with the 28 gifted.
Thank you.
Yeah, this is my lobby, bud.
You're just outclassed. It's unbelievable. You are just outclassed, outmatched. And now
you're resorting to grabbing because you have no skill in anything, including the game. You
suck at everything.
Yeah, you're awful you're you're truly awful
How's it feel bud?
Oh they gave you one congrats
Oh yeah
Yeah, night night, bud, hey, night night, bud, keep grabbing, you suck, you're awful.
Terrible.
You sit there and grab me, get out of my lobby, man.
Sit there and grab me.
Rest in peace Dave with the five. I don't know what happened to them but RIP.
Let's go. GG. You know what? I'm not a fan of this one because it's all luck. Yeah, you heard me. It's all luck.
Yeah, follow me, you sheep!
Well, luck in the draw, I guess.
I wouldn't believe the way the entire way in and one turn that they get right they win.
That is a flute game mode that needs to be removed.
Like actually.
That is legitimately a flute game mode that needs to be removed.
It is actually all luck based.
There is no skill to that one at all because all you can do is hope the wall that you run
into is the real one.
There's no indicator, there's no nothing.
It's just you go and you happen to hit it.
Cope, if you say I'm coping, you've actually never played this game because that's legitimately
how it is.
I'm not even mad at nobody grabbing, you know what?
I'm not even mad at a stream sniper in that game, I'm mad at that game mode.
his luck you can go back two years ago when I was playing his game I'll say the
same thing because that's what it is. Put a steel cap in it, damns!
Ain't no indicator, no nothing!
Finally Miku godly what took you so long?
I'm about to become a caramel, bro.
We should get all the, like, disgusting horrible people in the world, and we should get all
all the like disgusting horrible people in the world and start eating them instead of like pigs and stuff because I'd feel better
Like I'm about to start a man. I'm about to start cannibalizing
Imagine bruh
We could cook all the bad people all the murderers all of this horrible people. We just cook them and eat them. Oh
Man it's Super Bowl Sunday what you throwing on the grill. There's just somebody's butt cheek on the grill
Human flesh, does it taste good though?
I'm reporting you to the authority.
Because I was joking, you're obviously not.
You just hold on yourself.
I'm going to have you arrested.
What do you mean human flesh doesn't taste good?
How do you know that?
all day all day it's should we like pork oh yeah we need to get the police in here
there is way too many people that knows way too much about what human flesh
taste like. Yeah, y'all are done. Y'all are actually done. No, y'all are done for real.
this. Just Google it. I don't
won't do that. I'm going to put you on a list.
Appreciate you, big, big dog. No, that's
soft cake here. Have it back. Have it back. Have it back for real.
Have it back. Wait, I got three stream snipers in here. I got
soft cake, Minnie and Miku.
Wow, you sure got some moves, don't you, bud?
You suck.
Yo, Miku, you need to get one for real.
I might be I might be cooked.
I can't take one of my shooters once I'm out bro I feel bad how do I not get that?
Yeah, you're good. Thanks, bud. Peace.
Come take it again.
Come take it again, bud.
Come get it. You suck!
Goodbye!
That's the dude I took you from in the first place.
Deserved if I've ever seen it.
Oh my goodness, deserve dude.
GG.
You're just outclassed by every, every possible measure.
It's unreal.
Look at you, steal, grab him because your family hates you.
Your parents hate you.
You have no friends.
You're just a failure through and through.
and there is no discussion. There's no like there's no denying it. Same thing with this
This mic was the house he's been looking at.
My own shooter just cooked me there.
you know what I've made it to the finals and all my games so far so that you know what
that means that that means I'm gonna get a dub either way. I'm gonna get a dub either
way. Oh, I have a patented hammer strat on this map that I invented. I have a
trademark on it. I'm gonna show it to you right here.
I embedded the strap watch this
So the cannons are string sniping, I guess.
Well, usually what happens on the on the hammer strat is if you hit the form just right, it
shoots you halfway across the map, and you'll just be way ahead of everybody else.
That's how it was supposed to go, but I got a bad jump on it.
This is fine.
This is fine here.
Hey!
This is fine.
I hate everything.
That's a beauty.
That's a beauty!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
Oh no!
Oh yeah!
Dude, I need one of them food skins.
Brother, thanks.
I especially want the cup noodle skin.
This dude's got nine out of 20.
Oh my goodness, relinquish that skin to me now, buddy.
You're not doing nothing with it.
Give a real gamer like me the skin.
Because buddy, oh my goodness.
Hey, hey, I got a feeling?
GG, nevermind.
Yeah, that's about 50 proof right there.
Let's go.
GG.
If you think you're going to get this, you're something to be mistaken, big dog.
Sub-vierly.
Well, on to the next one, I suppose.
That should have been mine, not gonna lie.
episode five thousand and eight the whole key to this level right here is is do
not panic and get desperate and start scrambling to get them just let them just
let them come your way right if you start scrambling and running around it's
like when you lose your keys like you know how when you lose your keys and
you're sitting there looking for them and you can't find them for hours but the
second that you stop looking for your keys there they are just laying on the
table. It's kind of like that with this game mode right there. If you quit try
hard to try to get the buttons, the buttons will come to you. So all you got
to do is relax in that game mode and the buttons will start popping up. If
you're scrambling around, you look if you're desperate for a button, stop
And I need this game mode!
I've spent maybe five seconds on the ground
You give me the keys to the world I swear I'll clean this place up
I'm going to go get it.
Yo, Fall Guys.
There is so many finals game modes.
Can we shake it up a little bit?
Let's shake it up a little bit.
What is this slime?
is new what is this? Chat what is this? I've never seen this. Lord have mercy.
Oh my goodness, did you beat that?
Oh my goodness!
Did you see the speed slide jumped halfway across the what's it called dog?
Did you see that?
round flexing on eight year olds? Yeah, you're bad. I hate Blast Lantus so bad. Dude, I hate
Blast Lantus. Oh my goodness, dude. Please stop. I don't want Blast Lantus. I hate this one. I hate
the finals with the tentacles. What's it called? Kraken swing? What's it called? I hate that
That was my fault.
I'm mad enough to take blame when it's my fault. That was my fault. I have nobody, I have nobody
to be mad at except for myself on that one. Yeah. I had the walk record for this one two
years ago.
We got a genius on our hands.
I've never been hit off by one of these in this section by the way.
There's a certain art to it.
Come on, man.
I'm gonna get me a dog, dude.
Come on, bruh.
Yo, Miku, where you at?
Me too, what am I paying you for?
Let's go.
Oh my goodness!
Did that count?
Chad, did that ring count?
I'm getting first place.
FIRST PLACE!
I need a cigarette! I need a marble on Ro-ho!
I'm joking, I was slow. This dude got one ring.
Chad, that dude had one ring at the end.
Oh
All right
They all bully he's probably a child way get better kid
Two grapes, one banana.
Strawberry
Four strawberries two pairs three coconuts four strawberries three two pairs three coconuts
two pairs, four green things, three grapes, two pairs, four green, three grapes, four
I think half the lobby just got wiped
I'm not going to fight.
No.
This is my chance.
This is my chance. This is my chance.
This is my chance!
Damn my mother! Damn my father!
I see bad things in the future for me.
Very bad things.
I won the game.
Let's go!
That's too easy, baby!
Yeah!
What is that five games in a dub already?
I'm going back to back.
Rolling up, matter of fact, hold up.
Before you run another one, hold up.
Oh, man.
Oh, oh, oh, man.
Look at that.
86 percent no an unfathomable 80.1 million 80.1 million channel points
On no 13 million channel points on yes.
Oh, man, and what do you know?
The same group of inside traders are there again, KF, CB3, Rob, Clowdy, the same group
of inside traders. How do they know? What did they see? What what do they see? Get all
these people mad. You know what the funny part is? This is just showing 10 of the how
How many people voted no?
Three thousand people total voted no, right?
How many of those three thousand do you think would all end on no?
I bet you at least five to eight hundred of them did.
Maybe not that many.
At least a hundred.
That is so much chat.
That is so many channel points.
Just flush down the toilet.
I'm going back to back right here.
I'm about to set a record.
I'm about to get into Guinness with the little records.
Okay, let's go.
Midnight made with the five.
I wonder what the biggest angry moment has ever been from somebody out of one record
on this course.
I wonder what the biggest angry moment from somebody losing channel points in this stream has been.
I wonder if anybody's ever broken anything.
I wonder if anybody's ever slung like a remote into like a TV over that.
Let's go.
Let's get it.
The form is absolutely undeniable.
Yo, clip that save right now!
Entitled save so I can look at it.
I'm at the look at it after the whole thing.
Did you see what that dude did?
It wasn't me.
Did you see what that dude did?
Whoa!
Yo, Natty with the 25 gift it solves.
Yo, give me some W's for Natty with the 25 gift.
And I appreciate that, Natty. Thank you.
Know what happened? I'll show it after. I win.
Okay, I like this one.
I appreciate that, Nanny. Thank you.
Imagine I go back to back and then go back to back to back. Could you imagine?
one of these filthy disgusting insects just grabbed me so it is what it is
um i'm close
We're leaving the comeback.
I can't believe what's happened.
Wow, bro, that got kinda scary, that actually got kinda scary, no lie.
That got real scary.
Let's go. GG. Do I take the lead or do I follow?
I'm an innovator.
I actually wish nothing but the worst for you in your life, truly.
And I'm grabbed again.
Like I got grabbed so I couldn't even jump.
It's like a real
Actual insect like truly you are a insect clip on I'm not even in the mood show to clip now
Not let's kill my mom
There is there is oh my goodness there is no. Oh my goodness
What is this swamp
What is this
Yeah, specifically walk out in front of me, bro. Yeah. Good job. Wow, that was clean.
Did you see that?
What am I watching?
Chat, what is this?
I'm there.
Yo, devs, do you, boy, it's solid and never give me this map again.
What just happened to those guys?
I'm there.
Chat, I don't get first rounded.
Have I ever gotten first rounded, Chat?
the chat. I don't think I ever have.
Bandy by that said yes, you lied. No lot of me.
Don't lie to me.
You got first round and last night. No way. Get on really.
Yo Miku where you at?
Look at me going against the grain
Yeah, see you you disgusting loser
Let's go.
Chad, this is it.
Oh, baby, I'm about to cry tears of joy.
You can't get stream sniped in this mode.
Hey, can't grab me in this mode!
Whoever I'm up against, you better hope you're good.
This news level 79, GG, go next.
I forgot how to play it.
What a pathetic strat.
Okay.
Yeah, you saw- get that one, bud.
What are these physics?
Hold that.
There's absolutely no way.
What are these physics?
camera behind the setup GG. Well, y'all are getting back to the monitor cam this game.
Well, y'all are getting back to the monitor cam this game buddy because I ain't got time to grab it.
Lord have mercy man.
I think I broke my wrist.
Lord help me, I'm good.
Are we behind the desk?
Yes.
I hit my table so hard the camera fell and then I tried to set it back up and I dropped
it behind the monitor.
Woohoo!
Hate this game.
Okay, this is a good one.
I'm going to get booty clapped with the five. Thank you. This is a good map right here.
This is a good map chat. We're good. We're back.
I think I caved in this Wal-mart foldout table with that what that hammer fist do.
I'm such a pathetic loser, look at me, I'm sitting there playing slip and slide and fall
This is a 27 year old man.
This is so sad.
I'm back, I'm back though, I'm back though, I'm back, chat I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
my wrist up. Y'all lead it's tail tag again. Swim with the five. Thank you.
You know how it spawns me with a tail every time because I already got one on in real
life too.
So it just automatically spawns me with one.
Let me hold that big off.
Appreciate it.
You're not going to give it up.
You're so mad I stole your tail.
You're not going to go for anybody else to beat the rest of the game.
Good luck with that buster.
Now I'm going to get it right back.
Don't worry.
No, I mean you're going to play that game.
I'm the only one on the map.
they're fried. Hello, snag. Get
baited.
appreciate you big dog.
Oh, no, they found out.
Wait, since when is that platform on the map? Has that always been there?
That's the plate.
It's new.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
The frog hat sacrificed his tail.
Did he really on purpose?
I've never played zero gravity, uh, this one before.
Oh, I know you did!
I shoulda took them all out, huh?
I'm in shock!
I
Y'all notice how there's two people in his lobby just targeting me? Y'all notice that? Pretty funny ain't it?
Again
Bam
I've actually never played zero gravity that game mode before have y'all ever seen that I've never played that zero gravity mode before
I'm trying to get two dubs tonight. We're already got one. I just need one more, bruh
Can you just win already?
Excuse you. I
Have won a game. I'm going for my second win on the night
Don't disrespect me
I'm not quality here am I
get a hit it again no I can't
I got a shooter in here that's off-kate shadow the hedgehog gaming with the five
Shadow got a twitch channel.
Let's go.
Chad, who's better?
Sonic or Shadow?
Oh, Lord, it's Slime Scraper.
You know who clears all of them? Knuckles.
Knuckles is by far my favorite character from the Sonic universe.
Knuckles goaded.
Is that a butt naked SpongeBob skin?
What just happened, why?
Wait, you're cheating! You're cheating and grabbing me? Oh! Oh, you're actually good!
Wait a minute. Wait, you're actually good. No, you're done. No, you're you are the actual worst of humanity.
Chad, I don't know if y'all seen that the name clip its name and masterport it.
No joke masterport it actually masterport it refund that to refund that.
Yeah, no refund that.
Jack, go to a clip and mash report that name, actually.
You are so fried it's not even funny.
You are so fried.
You got about 20,000 reports coming in on your account bud.
Say goodbye to your account when you wake up the next morning.
Yo, MC with the five.
Thank you, MC, thank you.
is a new level of like depravity that is like you are sad actually you are sad
there's no helping you there's no rehabilitation you just need to be
thrown in jail the key needs to be thrown away like any hope that you could
ever have is so far gone not only are you grabbing you are cheating teleport
grabbing that might be the saddest thing I've actually ever seen in my life
That's unbelievable. That's actually, man, I'm glad I'm not you. Wow. Every day is a
good day that I wake up and I'm not you buddy. Lord have mercy. I could be living
in a cardboard box on the side of the street and I would wake up thankful. At
least I'm not that guy.
Lord, that's unreal!
Wow, that's unreal!
I hope you're in here again!
Miku, where are you at?
That game, that game modes just whatever.
First round?
That doesn't count as a first round.
I used to have the warb record on this map.
Wait the same one was in there, was it really?
Oh, I actually have to quit playing the game then.
Because I can deal with just people regular regular insects grabbing me, but if it's a cheater that's teleporting that's actually unplayable
I'm crazy with it
I'm not wallin' here, huh?
I'm not wallin' here.
Yes I am.
No I'm not.
Yes I am.
Yes I am!
Tico with the five thank you!
world record yeah right no you should have seen me back in the day you should
have seen me dude
soft cake sucks wait you're bad don't you ever install a soft cake that is a
og shooter of mine we do not slander the few shooters that I have in this
game you are not about to sit here and disrespect Softcake. I don't know who you
think you are talking to Softcake like that. You better watch your mouth buddy.
That is a OG shooter of mine that loads into my games to help me and you dare
insult Softcake?
I will not stand!
Physically or for that!
It's one of the few shooters I've got.
That loser's dead.
Lord have mercy!
Yes, you have an aimer!
You have a gun!
Lord have mercy. Yes, you have an emote.
I'm dead here. Yeah, I'm dead here. I'm not spotting this.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just going to keep going.
I'm going to keep going.
I used to make this jump back in the day.
Do I go for it?
Yes I do.
Scared money don't make money.
I either take the risk of the deathjump
or I sit back in one of these insects, grab me.
I'd rather take the risk.
I'd rather take the risk, I would.
Gigi, you can't survive this, getting strings tied.
If I survive this, it would be a Christmas miracle dog.
Christmas, I'm talking December, what day's Christmas on 25th?
Christmas.
I have no words I have no words
Oh my goodness, that was unbelievable.
Why are you running?
I don't know because multiple people are trying to grab me and I can't play it how I actually
would play it.
You just had to come over here, didn't you buddy?
I got second place.
One more.
You may be thinking I've been up...
METAL!
Why did you fall off?
Miku, where are you at?
Miku! Where you at?
Oh my- oh never mind, I thought this was something else.
I'm going for first place right here, watch this.
Never mind, I'm awful.
I'm gonna leave.
I went from saying I'm going to get first place, I'm going to drop them all, and at this point, I am terrible.
I
Woo!
Well, the Epic Games Rhino team...
two of them must have called in sick today. They only got one guy on the rhino squad. Crazy,
you're called in sick and you get paid 100k a year to control a rhino and fall guys. It's wild.
Yeah, immediately target me, huh?
Uh huh.
Yeah, we cracked the code yesterday.
There is a team at the Fall Guy Studios.
They're called the Rhino team.
It's a group of three people that get paid $100,000 a year and they each individually
control one Rhino.
And two of them called off sick, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, make it more obvious what's your name way much at
They're AI? No, they're not. That's the real person.
We cracked the code last night. They might try to silence me.
Unwinnable with grabbers.
Good desk and for greatness, good.
I got softgagging here with me.
I
Wow, that's the best thing that's actually ever happened.
You thought you were so funny, dude.
Constantly emote and you didn't even get last.
You have no aura.
If you're going to troll, at least be good.
We're all gonna win!
I
Let's go!
That's too easy!
Oh my goodness, my hands are so sore.
Oh my goodness, my hands are sweating!
Whoa!
My hands are sweating, dude!
Whoa!
That was like torture, dude!
I blacked out.
I don't even know what happened. Where am I?
That was unreal, dude.
Bro!
And then I styled on him at the end and dove off.
Last second, bruh.
I'm not gonna lie.
If it came down to it,
I could have done that for another five minutes.
you know what y'all need to do devs? Instead of putting an indefinite timer on
that just keep revving up the speed slowly and slowly until it just goes
forever and somebody you've got to actually be you know what I mean? Bro I
literally just completely blacked out chat. I completely just blacked out and
And just I was gone.
I wasn't within myself right there.
I wasn't human there.
Yo, Lerman with the five was good.
Lerman, W. Lerman.
Check to pay out.
Wow.
Chat, my hands are sweating.
Chat, was you tweaking?
Be honest, was you tweaking?
That was unreal.
Dog.
That is the second time,
since I came back to playing Fall Guys,
that one of those has gone completely to the end.
And these absolute filthy cockroach insect,
disgusting, filthy,
humunculus, pathetic, awful losers
that were string sniping me,
died and didn't even make it to the end.
That's funny, ain't it?
At the end of the day, I got the last laugh and you didn't.
That's real funny, huh?
You suck so bad it's actually crazy,
especially the one in the Michael's Alsky skin.
You are awful.
And that hacker, your account's gone.
Look at this.
Don't you just love to see it?
Don't you just love to see it, Chad?
Huh.
Don't you?
Trenton, KF, Rob, Tactical, Lasagna, yeah see there chat is there actually some
insider trading going on?
There might actually be some insider trading happening here to keep it an
absolute stack which there might be. Sleepy with the five. Wait, what? CB3 lost. CB3 lost.
they're not insider trading. Unless, unless, that is an insane name, thank you for the
five gift. Unless, exactly, y'all said it, it's a cover up. You're trying to throw
us off the tracks. Y'all got in y'all's little group, there's like a group of five
or six of y'all. Y'all said, yo, they're on to us, they've been on to us for like
a month. We need one of us to just go all in on no and lose here to make it look like
we're not actually inside training. Y'all just did that. Y'all got in a group chat
and y'all just did that here. Oh my goodness. Wait, you're right. That is a tax write off.
No, that you did that for a tax write off, didn't you? You did that for a tax write
off. Y'all are so exposed. Oh my goodness. Y'all are exposed. Skull realms with the 25 gifted
W skull realms with the 25 gifted. Thank you. Chat. It is a great day. We just got two
wins and fall guys. And now we have a brand new 616 game to play.
Man.
It is like Super Bowl Sunday for us chat 616 done dropped another one
baby.
616 done dropped another one chat. You best get you a diaper on up in
here.
You best get you a dypio.
Because it's spooky time.
Ladies and gentlemen, our favorite indie game dev for the past two years has dropped another.
Lord have mercy, it's a beautiful moment.
Man, it's always great.
Oh, man.
Love that intro, baby!
Oh, dude, this about to be some straight cinema.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you best get you a dypey on, Jack!
Because this spooky time, baby!
Yeah!
.
It's 616-star, baby!
Yeah!
It's 616-star, baby!
Yeah!
It's six one six time, baby!
Y'all been alive today!
I'm about to make me some drink, hold up!
Hold on!
Hey!
I said hold on!
I said, I'm making some old drink.
I ain't gonna tell you, David, what I'm doing!
Quit running your mouth!
I hear you talking over it!
My toes just went right in your mouth!
I ain't gonna tell you again!
Time to clean myself!
All the time I gotta clean myself!
If you want your list!
We're already married in here some four months, but you don't want to do that, do you?
I'll do it.
Yes.
Lock in. Lock in. We've been waiting for this day.
Hey, we've been waiting for this day. The name of this game is Ozymical Define.
the name of this game is
within a static
north gate mall
go hook
lock in
oh that's fancy that is fancy
I'm gonna pre-fire the sensitivity
microphone
got to work
That'll do, donkey. That'll do. Yes, it will.
Walk in. Mr. Crabb, sweaty thong with the five gifted. Okay.
Within of Static is an episodic horror series that explores human fear in its
robust form. Quiet, everyday, real calendar. Each episode reconstructs the
account of a survivor, ordinary people who went through extreme situations and
chose to share their stories. So this is based off of True Story 2. We played
We played the, we played the first one a few months ago.
Y'all remember it? Of course you do.
That's a crazy name.
Thank you for the five.
GG.
Two plus with the five.
North gate mall.
Yep, I'm assuming that's what we're working security at.
After playing the first episode, I felt like I should share what happened to me.
Hello, my name is Dylan Miller. Wow, you just got doxxed.
35 years old now. When I'm about to tell you happened when I was 22.
Come down here while I'm reading.
I have to admit that playing Asperg rental gave me a strange feeling,
a sense of familiarity.
Not with the place or the story, but with that feeling of being trapped
somewhere where everything feels too normal to justify the fear.
Until it isn't anymore.
To give a bit of context, I took a job as a night security guard at a shopping mall that has been shut down by court order.
It was closed due to structural safety risks.
That's crazy. Thank you for the five.
The building had been evacuated in a hurry so everything was still inside. That's creepy.
Stories or stores fully set up display windows filled with products
Stop untouched and abandoned place yet far from being empty
I just needed to stay awake prevent theft and vandalism
Seems like a pretty chill job, I'm going to lie
At least that's what I thought
February 27th. Oh wow, that's two days from now. Uh-oh. 9.45 p.m.
Her head was found on top of this log. The rest of her body was never found. Wow,
this, this starts off pretty crazy.
That's horrible, Brad.
All we're playing is like two people camping, and we're telling a horror story.
Oh, okay, that's got to be fine.
Move to facecam, Art, I got you.
The axe maniac is still on the loose.
He was never caught.
They say he still roams this forest and kills anyone who dares to camp here at night.
That's not funny.
Take that flashlight out of your face, you're not going to scare me.
Relax Sam, that happened like 15 years ago.
It's getting cold, we better head back closer to the campfire.
Oh, there's some screen tear going.
So you all see that screen tear?
Unfortunately, we have to turn face-in-con.
Perfect.
Alright.
Gissa 5, not gonna lie, it's like a pretty little nice area.
You'll none your business with the 5.
It's getting cold, come on let's sit by the fire for a bit to warm up.
Okay.
Let's gather around the campfire and sing up.
Sorry I didn't mean to scare you.
Scare me?
You didn't even come close.
I'm happy to be here with you.
Are you flirting with me, Brad?
I'll have you know.
If Chris Redfield heard about this, he would probably be blown up with a bazooka.
I mean, you're really special to me, hey.
Hey, shut up!
I've always loved watching more movies.
Oh, that was a movie.
Oh, that was a movie chat.
We're good.
Chris Renfield with the five gifted.
Is that a kitty on the bed?
Wait, this a vibe.
I like this little room.
Cut that TV off.
There we go.
Yep.
I don't want to get out of bed, bro.
What am I getting out of bed for?
Kitty!
It looked like kitty too.
Life.
Hey.
Had to grind for this view chat. Don't get it mistaken.
Had to grind for this view.
To Nasty with the fire.
Yup.
life.
This bedroom is so cozy.
Wow, I love what you've done with the place.
I love what you've done with the place here.
Wow, you really know how to
set the vibe in a house, don't you?
This place is a 5E. Oh my
My goodness.
Michael, make some coffee yourself.
I don't need that.
Call the line!
Baby, I used to come over the line!
I just want to listen to your lines!
I just want to stay for the night!
Nah!
We can go on!
Dude, I like this little room, too.
This room is clean.
Kitty!
Kitty.
Kitty, you're awake.
Wait, is that the name, Kitty?
You hungry?
All right, I get it, you're hungry.
Wait, is this a reference?
a reference this might be a reference because 616 has put me in multiple games
this might actually be a reference for real where would a cat food at black cat
named kitty I mean come on
kitty
I'm looking for the food action Oh, there it goes he go on it open the can we got a can opener
Uh, uh, we're all opening there.
Oh, it's he, never mind.
Here you go, kitty.
There it is.
Kitty.
Lifejack.
Uh-oh, got a text from Aaron. Who was that?
Dude, you awake?
Wait, who was Luna?
Yeah, I was watching some crappy movie here.
Laughing emoji wasn't that funny, bud.
I know you love those movies.
With all this rain, it was pretty much all I had left to do.
So, man, I'll be straight with you.
A job came up here, night shift, pretty chill.
Chill like actually chill or chill like no one wants to do it.
Upside down, smile.
It's a shut down mall, no people, no stores open.
And why'd you pick me for this job?
Because I trust yo, you.
then because it's easy money, cap.
Sounds too good to be true, because it is.
You just need to stay awake, watch the cameras,
nothing dangerous.
Okay, send me the address.
Relax, I'll call you in the morning.
I'll give you all the details.
Thanks, man.
Let's see who, let's see our conversation with Luna here.
What's going on here with Luna?
good morning handsome oh yeah you're up early I'm gonna puke oh my goodness I'm
gonna puke I'll need to get to college earlier today take care I don't have any
work today maybe maybe and a loop me up with something we can have lunch
together. Deal, but no pizza. In a few days I'm gonna look like a balloon.
Yeah, I'll give this relationship three months, buddy. There is no way I'm going to
be it.
Yeah, we shouldn't have, we shouldn't have done no snooping
there. Not gonna lie. We should not have done no
stupid. Eric called me early that morning. He gave me all the details
about the job. I was used to working alone during the night. But
this time was different. I had a bad feeling about it. My shift
started at 9 p.m. and ended at 9 a.m. 12 hours shifts.
And I still had to take two buses to get there. Wow, that
sounds miserable. I'm not doing this.
February 28 three days from now 830 p.m. We're a little early today I see
Street was the third on these off the forest pass by
Ain't no law, it's kind of a vibe
who are you? what's good? good night good night what's up man get a grip
forget you then
Hold on, I see a little hot dog thing over here.
I bet you won't say it again.
Hey man, does that mean you smoke my joint piece?
Alright, whatever.
Have a good one.
Hey!
What you cooking?
Ooh!
Hey, what you cooking?
Ooh, ooh!
Barney's hot dog!
Yo Barney!
Oh yeah.
Let me get a hot dog, bro.
I'm about to work a twi-
Forget working. I'm good to insurance claim. Forget working.
worth. Some people do anything except get a job. Yo two of my rocks fell out of my salt
I mean, they're talking 12 hour shifts.
Like if I could have got like 10K off that insurance claim,
I could have just lived off that for like three months.
I'm going to bother him again three months in this economy man there
There was a time where I was making it.
I was making like 19K a year.
Barely making it.
I mean, I have my other job too,
but like it would hardly pay a none either.
Good evening.
Here to try the best hot dog of your life?
I guess not, since I don't have an option.
Gloomy with the five, thank you.
But look, if I get hungry during my shift,
I'mma pop in.
stay open all night because I'm gonna be over here all night.
All right, man.
Do you live around here?
No, I'm here for work, the mall's new security guard.
Wow, you're staying here all night?
I admire your courage.
Why is there some kind of problem?
You don't know the legend about the old crazy guy
who lives in the mall?
Excuse me?
My young couple went into the mall during the night.
You know exactly what they were there to do, right?
I don't know.
Play hide and seek.
Then a filthy old man came out of the darkness holding a knife.
The guy managed to escape, but the girl, what happened?
No one knows.
She disappeared.
old man lives in the mall and attacks anyone who invades his home. When I got bad news for
him, I'm the security guard now. He ain't gonna do nothing to me. They were telling me,
you know, if the hunger hits, come try the best hot dog in the city. Appreciate that
Barney. Have it going. I'm gonna leave you to review. Barney got him a vending machine
two. I see you barn ski.
That's a coffee action. I can make that. I can make that. The
barrier shot me.
Always look both ways for crossing the street kids.
I well chat this is where we work it looks kind of creepy but it is what it is I guess
you remember the other day when I said night night security guard job we like the best
job ever we're about to find out if it is but I don't know about it an abandoned
mall. That's kind of
was a sale there.
Hot drinks. Okay.
The mall was creepy. A huge outdoor parking lot. And of course, completely dark.
I tasted Aaron when I arrived.
Hey, man, I just got here. This place is really abandoned.
I thought you'd be here like we agreed.
Aaron?
Well, I'm sorry, something came up last minute, but I left everything set up there.
You didn't see the turn the power on behind the guard booth.
He set me up.
But first off, you disrespect me by getting me a job when I didn't ask for one.
And second off, you're not even here to meet me on my first day?
Aye.
Where's the security guard booth?
It's this security guard booth.
Oh, it's behind it. Okay, got to turn a power on. There we go. Wait, Chad, so I don't think
we have to be in the mall. I think we just sit in the booth and just look at cameras
in the mall so we don't even have to go in the creepy mall. The door code is 5278
nine on I should be ready at the control room. Yes, sir, boss.
5278.
It's cozy in here.
Hey,
I got what is up with that picture they selected hold up
That's my employee of the month picture.
I don't even remember what I was doing in that picture.
Yo, WDF though, they put Kitty in the game
and I'm employee in a month, bro.
Leon with the five and your mom with the five.
Thank you.
Hey, I wonder what happened to me, bro.
This is before I started streaming, huh?
I played all these games.
Halloween Revenge was goaded,
Tales Beyond the Tomb, Route 86 was goaded.
Deer was goaded.
Y'all remember the game Deer?
That one was good.
Yo, 616 generational run, bro.
Generational, dude.
Wait, I just saw my face again.
Jacob Johnson, huh?
Yo, wait am I still currently employed?
Jacob Johnson, I got doxxed.
Johnson shift morning wait I still work here clappies with the file hey I must
have been at this company for a while because I got the best shift no joy
What is that PFP, bro?
Yo, W. Davs, man.
616, go to Brom.
Tell y'all.
Hey, Joe with the five, with the 10.
Thank you.
So I'm working the morning shift here.
Gill and Miller.
Wait, is that us?
That's us, right?
Dylan Miller.
That's Ryan Miles.
Shift afternoon.
Why does he look familiar?
Oh, yeah, Burleys, he ain't it.
I'm about to say I knew Pro looked familiar.
So, so, so Burleys, he works to the
afternoon shift hey gang's all here bubba okay um I'll call you on the radio you
need to clock in the computer I've been sitting here working for free I've been
sitting here working for free I don't know how to clock in
No.
There we go.
Chad, I've been sitting here working for free.
Camera 7 is strange. It seems to be covered from Jacob.
I said that. That was mine.
I'm such a... No wonder I got employed in the month.
I'm over here leaving notes for the other chefs.
Wow, I'm goaded.
Oh, did it?
Someone ate my sandwich that I left in the fri...
Let me lock in.
Oh, this thing, raggedy, oh my goodness.
You should've got a StarFordSystem.com.
You just got no dates up.
Yo, if we just stay in the security booth
the whole game, I'm cool with that.
We ain't gotta go in a creepy mall.
Let me clock in.
Hungry baby EXE.
I'm clocking in for I play any games on here.
I can't work for free.
What was my employee ID again?
Let's take a look.
I am Gillian Miller, 0925.
Nice.
I got the worst shift.
Gillian?
Miller.
Or Knights.
0 9.
Did I clock in?
Hello, Bill and Miller.
Did I spell my name wrong?
Noted.
Have I clocked in?
Now I can play some computer games.
You know what I like this job I'm glad I took it
Game over.
MINE!
What other games we got out here?
I don't know.
It's a game within a game.
A game within a game.
Hey everyone, we're here at the famous house of the Witch and the Black Dress.
Little sec with the fight, thank you.
Shab, you know what? I am glad we took this job. We can just play computer games all day.
I'm the first one to film this house at night. Let's go in.
The kitchen is where she cooked the children's body parts, what?
This is where she kept them locked up.
Are you not seeing this?
The door's opening by itself.
GG.
Leave him.
Wait, why is this game actually kind of scary?
Yo.
Hell's security guard, it's my first day, I'm learned.
Oh my God!
I just pulled my hamstring.
my hamstring. Fine, I guess I'll get to work. What's my instructions? Activate the control
I don't see the control center. Do you?
I activated this. What is this?
All right. So, midnight security guard.
Must be boring.
And honestly, that's a good thing.
You're setting the pace. What's the government?
That's a scary guard. Must be boring.
And honestly, that's a good thing.
You sit in the beach, watch the camera,
drink the way too much coffee,
and try not to close the door.
It should be simple.
Observe, report, repeat.
If something looks weird, it probably is.
Don't chase people. Don't investigate like you're in a movie.
Okay, cool.
You pull it in, that's why the radio exists.
Most nights, nothing happens.
If nothing happens, you're doing your job right.
Orientation, PDI.
Just the cameras, but overthink every shadow.
Easy job, long nights.
So the way he made it say, even if we see something we just recorded,
we never have to leave the security move?
Wait, that's goaded.
This is a good job after all.
GG.
Okay, these are the ones right outside.
Yeah, that's the security booth where we are right now.
There's some in them all too.
Oh, Lord.
Yeah, this is going to be, uh...
Camera 7 isn't working properly. Yeah, Jacob reported that, aka me.
Makes you wonder why it's covered.
Okay, there's not so many cameras.
Alright.
What is this?
Alright, well I'm clocked in, so...
Was there anything else I'm here that I needed to do? I don't think so.
Okay.
That photo was from Camera 7, was it? Alright.
Yo.
What I do now.
go one cover camera seven I fear you got me messed up why wouldn't none of the
other security guards go do it why wouldn't he do it are you listening
yeah yeah here you all right I just got to the control room were you with a
clock in there? You already did the system loaded normally. Great. So officially, welcome to the boring ship. Thanks for the opportunity, Aaron.
All good, man. So that's pretty standard. Cameras, a quick vehicle sticking around the parking lot. That's it.
Nothing out of the ordinary? Nothing. This place has been closed for a long time. Almost nobody shows up. Well, that's good. What if somebody shows up?
First, let the control center know. No need to play the hero.
I like that.
The crew says reinforce door. Cameras cover everything. Anything weird? Use the radio.
Bet! Just walks here with the 5.
Oh, and if the camera that isn't working, don't worry about it though. They are very old cameras.
Okay, cool.
Well, I'll stay here. If anything comes up, call me.
Leave it to me, Aaron!
Easy, John, Chad, are you kidding me?
I grabbed the flashlight and decided to do a round to get to know the place.
Why are you speaking for me?
No, I didn't.
I guess, I guess it's probably for the best though.
If we're going to run security here,
we probably need to get a lay of the land.
Y'all hate to hear that, Kyle Baird,
thank you, hope everything gets better for you, Kyle Baird.
I hate to hear that, thank you so much.
Appreciate you, Kyle.
And thank you for the thousand bids as well.
Thank you, W. Kyle, appreciate you.
Lord have mercy, I just died.
Forgive me, I didn't mean to scare you.
Wait, are you the dude from Barney's Hot Dogs?
You can't come in here.
We talked a bit outside and I didn't even say my name.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Barney.
Yeah, I knew your name was Barney because you work at Barney's Hot Dogs and you're
the only employee.
mine I'm Dylan so that's it if you ever need anything I'm right over there just
across the street you know what W Barney I like Barney matter of fact let me get a
hot dog the hot dog guy was a big weird but he's a parmiss
Let's do around the life of a
security guard. Chad. It's the
life right here. We gotta do
around inside the mall.
Everything was so quiet just the way I like it.
Okay, not not nothing too much going on.
I think we got lucky with this job for real.
I even started to think this would just be another normal boring shift until what happened.
I was really curious to explore them all. I always liked abandoned places.
No!
But Aaron made it very clear that I could only go in if it was an order from Central.
Why are you trying to get yourself killed just to accept that we got a regular chill job?
Dude, it's a foul, man.
Dear Chad, who was here when I played dear?
Such a good game.
Who was here when I played hello? I've come to kill you.
Who was here when I played poot killer 8?
Who was here when I played Halloween Revenge?
Luna texted me.
Did you forget about me crying emojis?
Sorry, I slept all afternoon.
New job night shift, remember?
Laughing silly emoji.
I don't even know the name, it's about some weirdo who attached people with poop.
Oh that's the poop killer!
Yeah, classic.
Wow that's the one way to end the conversation. Why are you going to chase me if you're just
going to hit me with an emoji? I've been dating Luna for five years. She wasn't too fond
of my job as a security guard. Did I hear something here? I decided to make some coffee.
It would help me keep me awake.
All right, let's go make some coffee.
Yo, this flashlight.
See, this is the kind of flashlight
a security guard should have.
Like, why are you trying to make me jealous
that you're at home watching a movie
by sitting in a picture?
You know I'm at work.
Let me make some coffee, put the flashlight over here so I don't lose it.
Alright, let's get some coffee going.
I've never seen a coffee maker that looks like this.
coffee. How do we make strong? Oh I can choose. I'm going coffee with milk. Get
out of here. I'm going coffee with milk.
Got to. There we go. Yummy.
out for the mall maniac. I think I can handle some crazy old homeless guy. I'm serious. They
say he attacks anyone who goes into the mall. I don't know. He thinks it's his home or something.
There's no one inside the mall.
Why don't you take us on a text back Luna? I'm over here at work texting you so quick.
why you taking so long you cheat on me? I don't see nobody else in that picture you could have cropped
them out though this somebody besides you on that couch ain't she cheating on me why she taking so
long you sit at home watching a movie on the couch I'm at work and I'm texting this ass what you
What does he take Salah for?
She's sitting home watching a movie.
I'm over here busy at work, but I'll take her back fast.
Cheating.
Coffee hitting on him.
Then that coffee hit.
I'm done with it. Alright man.
Shall I check the cameras, baby?
Maybe I should check the cameras.
Hey, she's still not taking me back.
Bro, they didn't let me see that.
You look like I do, do.
Tell me cookies.
Tell me chip cookies.
What is that?
I want that either.
What is that?
I want that either.
What is that?
I want that either.
What is that?
No.
Put that back in there.
I was already starting to get bored, but that was part of the job.
Yeah, you should be grateful that you got a boring job.
Those are the best.
The problem is that the night was just beginning.
I need to send her eight ball pool or something so we can play a game. I'm bored at work.
win that too 1138 oh we just got to work we still got to the kid
I was almost falling asleep in the chair.
Yo, it is all fob in here, bro.
I ain't cutting that radio off.
I'm tired of working.
Here's what you do at a job like this.
When you come to work you would sneak in like a play station or something.
You'd like hook it up to the TV.
Wait a minute.
Well.
GG.
Check camps.
I'm gonna be a good security guard
There was someone outside where
I'm not approaching
There's no way it's already
popping off my first day of work.
There's no way Chad. Are you serious?
Remember.
Wait, this is moved!
I got to report this on the radio.
My first day on the job.
Why can't I report it?
They told me not to be a hero, but I can't report it.
Yo!
Big doll!
He was a guy standing in the middle of the parking lot.
He looked like a zombie.
Big dog.
I'm security.
You can't be out here.
He drunk.
Buddy.
You can't come in here, man.
I just wanted some peas. Let me drink.
No problem. You can drink all you want to outside.
Outside, I want to drink right here. This is fine.
Working as security guard was never easy.
Drunk people are the ones who cause the most trouble.
All I really wanted was to throw them out, but I had to stay patient.
please sir could you step outside the mall is closed thank you sir my back
Oh my goodness, he ripped one oh my goodness, he ripped one
I'm going back inside
They just crop dust you I fear I fear he just crop dusted me. Yes
I fear Oh, I should have went outside.
Dylan here, go ahead.
So, a motion that you're just going off the ground floor.
Inside the mall?
Yeah, that's right.
The main wing is probably a hopeful arm.
You mean... you mean Chad Kamras?
I already checked.
It didn't catch anything clear.
Take a quick look inside, and judge confirm there's no one walking around.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What do you mean?
Stay on the ground floor.
Don't go up the stairs.
It's just the main hallway.
Keep your flashlight on and stay alert.
It peaches either on your desk.
If you don't see anything, you can even set her.
Well, at least Luna knows that if I die, or if I don't respond, I'm dead in the mall.
your car to police. Deals with the five. Thank you. Oh, Lord have mercy. Why?
Somebody was just walking on the second floor.
No, you gotta be messed up. Somebody's in there.
No!
Clippy, y'all really didn't see it?
Look!
Or if I don't respond, I'm dead.
The boss or she'll call the police.
No way y'all didn't see it.
Deals with the five.
Thank you.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Why?
Look, watch right there.
Look, somebody's walking across.
Somebody was just walking.
Our body was so s-
Yeah.
Why would we not report this immediately?
Oh Lord.
Like I ain't got no Taser, I ain't got no Nightstick,
baton, pepper spray, bazooka?
I really thought with every step closer to the entrance and she'll run out of my spot.
I really thought this was going to be just easy money.
We just stay and watch cans the whole time.
I had no idea.
And resident evil would like to have a word.
Wow. It is creepy. Wow. Saw with the five. Thank you. The silence looks like I'm always
terrifying but I kind of liked it. Well, something wrong with you. What you mean you like it
I'm a security guard here. If there's somebody here, you need to get out.
Hey.
Why is that an option?
Why is that an option to crouch in a noise meter, dude?
You got...
Why would I hide?
I'm the security.
I hear something.
I'm watching you on the cameras.
You put on some weight.
I'm watching you on the cameras you put on some weight.
This is unbelievable.
Are you kidding me?
I'm over here scared for my life,
inspecting the bottom floor of this mall.
This dude takes me a screenshot.
Talking about I'm watched.
You hold the cameras, you put on some weight.
You're still huge at this rate,
the mall's gonna collapse for good.
Lord have mercy.
What's all that noise?
Yo, as I walk down the corridor, the sound of my footsteps echoed.
Yo, as I walk down the corridor, the sound of my footsteps echo throughout the mall.
Maybe like a rat set off the motion sensor.
You know what I mean?
it was. And in that moment, I cracked myself and had to return back to the station. That's
what it would write if I wrote the story. Yeah, I don't see, I don't see nothing here. Man,
there's someone inside the mall they're standing still at the entrance near the
stairs you better quit playing with me very funny I'm serious you need to go
back to the booth what
what
are you kidding
Oh, I'm scared.
Is that somebody at the end of the hall?
I think that's somebody standing.
For a moment I thought I saw someone, but I figured it was just my imagination.
No. No, there's somebody standing there.
Oh no, it wasn't it. It was just a reflection, I guess.
Yo, I don't get paid enough.
I don't get paid enough for this.
I
I don't feel good.
You all good?
I just, uh, I think I just died.
Okay.
This must be the old man they were telling me about in the stories that apparently
killed somebody. Hey, your trespass to get my house. Sir, this is not your home. This
is a shopping mall and it's closed. Shopping. Sir, you can't stay in here. The mall's closed.
place hide secrets they don't want anyone to know what kind of secrets if I knew I wouldn't be it
wouldn't be a secret come on we need to leave now
don't you ever
have a good night sir he just walked away he seemed like another crazy homeless
guy don't come back in here again sir I thought it'd be the best to call I thought
to be best to call Aaron on the radio. Genius, look, it's in. Man, am I glad to be back in
Let me hear it, Chad. Let me tell you.
Lord have mercy. That almost ended my life.
How do I get rid of this, alright?
Let me report that on the radio.
Aaron, do you copy?
Hey, I'm here. What happened? Are you okay?
He was a crazy homeless guy. He scared me.
I don't know how they managed to get in.
No problem.
It was just a scare.
Hey, you get hungry?
There's a hot dog cart right out front.
Just across the street.
What?
Yup.
You can go there or it'll be a hot dog.
Barney always stays our guard when Oliver is.
I'm a go gets me a hot dog, baby.
I've been working too hard.
I deserve a lunch break.
You know what I mean?
I've been working too hard.
I deserve this.
After what just happened to me,
the avenue by the ball was pretty empty.
I didn't see anyone on the street.
on the street. Always look both ways for crossing the road.
Yo, big party. Who's this nerd?
Hot dog.
Yeah, it's really good.
Are you the new security guard at the mall?
Yeah, it's my first ship today.
You're brave. That mall is haunted. I've heard a lot of stories. Haunted.
I think I'm more afraid than a living. Thanks.
You're right. I'm going to finish my hot dog now.
Why is bro eating hot dog in long ways?
I wanted that insurance claim, but I can't do it.
Genius with the 10, thank you.
Yo, get this dude smacking out of my ears.
Barney, can I get a hot dog?
Look at that meat. Hot dog.
Double hot dog.
Super Barney's!
That's Super Barney's got pickles on it though.
Yo, if this dude don't stop smacking in my ear.
Jen we go super Barney
Yeah, we got to go super Barney that's wild
The super Barney look crazy
On a Bobby jalapenos
We get a super Barney Barney
That was fast, a delicious hot dog and this one's on the house, but I insist on paying.
I've been working at the same spot for seven years now.
You security guys have always been good company to me.
I've never charged you, having you around makes me feel a bit safer.
W Barney.
Just enjoy it.
It's the best hot dog you ever had
And if you need someone to talk to I'm right here. Thanks. Same here
W Barney, bro. Wow. He gave me a super Barney for the free ski
I got a super Barney you know
Man Barney to Joe
Three of them on one. I ain't never seen that.
Oh, yeah.
Time to eat.
Consume.
Too much dog, not gonna lie.
You think that'll be good or bad?
It is a little too much doll.
There we go.
We're the trash can now.
Toby!
The hot dog was really good.
Maybe it was the best in the city.
After reading, I decided to take a look at the cameras.
Well, GG.
You know what I feel like at that point you just do three whole hot dogs instead.
You know what I mean?
Because three on one bun, that's kind of eh.
Nothing on channel one.
and on channel two.
Lock it on three.
Lock it in there.
This is where we was walking around that chat.
I just, I just saw someone's leg.
I just saw someone's leg pass through here.
We gotta warn Aaron.
Aaron.
What's going on with Camera 7? Why is it covered?
I'm gonna say I saw someone there. I think on Camera 7.
So I don't know
Yeah, we shouldn't even tell them because you're just gonna send us right back in I
Could see like I could see like somebody playing his day in there and just I'm not even gonna say nothing no more
Because I thought this was gonna be a situation where I never had to go in the mall, but now I
Don't I don't even want to I don't even want to say I see nobody because I don't want I don't want to go in
No, no more.
Cliff, Chad, it was literally just someone's foot
passing by the screen, dude.
I saw someone passing by,
there's some kind of fabric covering the camera.
I promise I will send someone
to fix the camera in here tomorrow.
Cap!
You're already doing your work.
I'll call you on the radio if I see you going.
Okay.
I'm trying to get me a raise.
The camera was bothering me.
with someone trying to cover it up. Don't you dare try to go in here. I can see where this is going.
He's going to go in there anyway and uncover it.
I love you case I'm going to bed. Okay, you're banned.
I followed Eric's orders, ignored the guy I saw passing by on camera seven.
I've worked with him plenty of times. He's always been like that. Just ignore it.
It's just a homeless guy. Let it go. As for me, I've always been more suspicious.
So let me guess, we go in the mall and we uncover camera seven.
Something was telling me something wasn't right here.
Broad day with the five. 122 a.m. We're not even halfway through our shift.
Lord have mercy.
I gotta go pee pee. We're the back of the man.
I just heard footsteps Lula finally takes me back.
Be careful out there.
I'm worried about you with that job of yours.
I'm about to pass out.
I'm going to sleep.
Don't worry.
We're watching movies tomorrow.
Don't worry.
Tomorrow I'm all yours.
Sleep well.
Well, no, no.
Man, now I got to talk to.
Why would they go pull, man?
Well, where the bathroom?
She didn't say I love you, too.
Why does she say you're back?
Y'all about to go ask Barney if there's a bad dude around here.
Good morning.
The grill still on.
What?
That...
That doesn't make sense. Why would the grill still be on?
I just witnessed an accident yo I don't know where I'm supposed to go to use the
restaurant.
She had a barney dies.
You know how sad I'm going to be.
I will be super sad.
I haven't seen no bathroom nowhere.
How far this way can I go?
Okay, I can't go that way.
It's got to be in here.
I gotta use the last one.
There was no bathroom so you had to find a corner.
Oh, okay.
I guess he will do.
I heard a really loud noise coming from inside the mall.
I ran back to my booth to check the cameras.
Lower with the five and heart with the five.
I
Didn't think that was a possibility
Well GG chat we're gonna see something wish we hadn't
Richie with the five
Oh my goodness. Somebody's in there. One of the stair barriers was down. It's the same guy.
Why is he back in there? Christie with the 10. Thank you, Christie. He just lowered the
to cover back down. I decided to call air on the radio was getting way too
strange. We already asked for this dude out once. This is a problem.
Central, do you copy? You've got a lot of energy doing. I saw you just
when you're here by now. Something's wrong here.
Wrong how? The stair barrier fell on its own and someone messed with
the cameras.
This again, you're probably got homework done.
You think there's a lot of trouble through all now.
See, at this point I'd be like, I, so the main office doesn't care?
Well, I don't care either then.
You know what I mean?
At this point, I would literally not even bother checking the cameras
because every time I report something, y'all act like it ain't no big deal,
and like you don't care.
So at this point I'd just be like, I don't care either.
I'll just sit here and play video game on a computer all night.
What you talking about?
You don't care?
I don't care to you.
Sit here and get string-stiped to fall guys all night.
I don't know, man.
It feels like he's hiding something in there.
Man, relax.
This is all foreign part.
He probably just hangs up in there.
see it ain't no big deal to him so you don't call the police or nothing and
actually handle the business you just let it happen
Okay, go take a look.
No, wait, wait, wait, no.
Just go up.
No, wait a minute.
Hold on, never mind.
Don't do anything.
No, never mind.
Just come back.
No, you're right.
You're right.
Not never mind.
Let's leave him alone.
You're right.
Yeah, you're good.
No, you're right.
Let's just leave him alone.
You're right.
Not bad.
I didn't get it.
I wouldn't even think it.
You're right.
Let's just leave him alone.
Well, too late now.
It's out of the period.
If you get hurt in there, I'm the one who's held responsible.
Relax. I'll take care of myself.
All right. I'll keep an eye on you to the cameras.
We are dead. Aaron sometimes fell on my dad, maybe because he was older than me.
He would do it for him and pour you a month.
What would he do?
He would do it.
Kim with the 10.
Thank you.
I'll get the keys.
We should have just left it alone, because he sent us back in there.
GG, I was terrified to go when I knew there was someone inside.
Then why did you keep pestering?
You did this, Dylan.
Hello?
I'm Big Tough Security Guard.
I went to them all up the stairs to the first floor.
Lord have mercy.
Hello? I'm Big Tough Security Guard. I went to them all up the stairs to the first floor.
Lord have mercy.
I'm armed by the way.
Whoever's trespassing, I'm armed.
And it is a bazooka.
So don't you dare try nothing.
Get him with a strobe light if I see him.
Nevermind that is slow as Christmas.
That's the maximum speed you can do it to.
Wow, we are dead.
Yo, this view kind of chill though, I'm not gonna lie.
We're not going to the third floor, right?
There was a store with its door open.
Oh.
Hey.
Who's in here? I heard the noise.
Somebody in his back room?
You're trespassing!
Somebody's been living in here.
Clearly, someone's living here.
Yeah, clearly.
Hee-hee!
Oh, I got an achievement!
I like living here it has everything I need honestly I don't need much
He's right behind me, isn't he?
Okay, well, uh, let's open that hook.
Alright, let's go report this to HQ real quick.
Oh no.
I can't see you disappear from the cameras.
There's a store with its door open.
door open. Someone's clearly living here man. You better head back. I promise I'll take
care of this tomorrow. I'm scared. I'm scared. It's like one if you're scared. I'm scared.
I'm a big, tough security guard though, Chad.
I ain't got no reason to be scared.
Just get right here.
There is someone standing behind the security booth.
Look directly where my cursor is.
There is someone standing behind the security booth.
There is literally someone there.
Do you see him?
Look directly above my cursor.
There is someone standing there.
Dog!
Look on the right side of the screen!
I'm not trippin!
Oh Lord have mercy man, why did I take this job? Why?
Chat, why did I take this job dude?
Maybe it's Barney? You know what that's good wishful thinking, maybe it is.
Jump scare, jump scare, jump scare, we're not there anymore, whoever it was they're
gone. Oh, they got hit with
ads.
Why is the door standing wide open?
You gotta be joking.
You got to be Joe, oh my god.
Barney, this is the second time that you have jump scared me.
I am sick of it, man.
What are you doing in here?
Sorry, man, I didn't mean to.
I was just keeping an eye on things, making sure nobody mess with anything.
I appreciate the conservice.
You can't be in here.
And now you want to look sad after he almost just gave me a heart attack.
the nerve of this guy. I'm really sorry, man. I just wanted to help. Relax, man.
It's all good. Just so we know next time you're coming, I saw him go into the mall.
I was at my hot dog park that I saw him slip under the barriers. Who'd you see
go in? That homeless guy, he's always scared by customers away. I ran into him.
asked him to leave. Be careful with him. He didn't seem dangerous. Psychopaths never
seem dangerous. Hey, you got a point there, Barney? Well, I'm gonna get going. If you
need anything, you know where to find me. All right, Barney, please just stop
jump scare me big doll. Chad if Barney dies I'm gonna feel so bad. Alright do I call
Aaron on the radio now maybe? You know who would be proud of me?
Jacob Johnson would be proud of me. I thought it would be a quiet shift.
started to get really strange.
What time is it now?
Thank you for the fine gift.
I had already accepted the fact that I'd just be sitting in my chair doing nothing.
After all the creepy stuff that's happened, you're still complaining that you're sitting
in your chair doing nothing.
Buddy be happy.
To be honest I even dozed off a bit, but I couldn't get out of my head that the homeless
guy was hiding something in there.
Quick trying to be a hero man.
I thought I'd spend the rest of the night shift just sitting there waiting for it to
be time to go home.
that a fire alarm went off inside the mall. You gotta be fisting me right now.
3.15 a.m. Yeah, that's yeah.
I had to warn Aaron over the radio.
Aaron do you copy? Aaron? Aaron wasn't answering. What's that mean? I had to go in and do my
I don't want to do my job.
You know what I want to do?
Where's my music?
It's a windy night.
Gigi, check the cams first. You're right. Let me do that first.
nothing. What is that beeping? It's a fire alarm that somebody set off inside the mall.
We got to go in.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Lock in.
I wonder what floor it's on.
Hello?
I'm a big, big security guard, I'm tough, and I beat people up all the time.
Why are you trespassing again?
Why'd you pull a fire alarm?
I should go up the stairs, okay.
I just beat somebody up an hour ago.
You want to be next?
Yeah, I'm the guy that he beat up.
He's really tough.
Yeah, did you hear him?
I don't think you want it.
I don't think you want this smoke.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, wait, I hear an actual fire, wait, something's actually on fire.
I'm getting fired on my first day.
My first day working here, somebody lit a fire.
Oh, it's just an aberald.
Well we know somebody lives in here.
Let's just leave.
Lord have mercy. Oh my goodness, dude.
Sock station.
All right. Where you work at? The sock station.
All right, we got to go around this way.
Please don't just scare me.
It's kind of a vibe on the third floor ground.
I wonder if Barney's over there at his hot dog stand.
I can't see him.
Okay, what do I do about this?
There's the camera.
I needed to put out the fire.
Wait, let's take the thing off the camera while we're up here.
You know what I mean?
We might as well.
Uh, is there like a bomb of water or something around here?
Oh, maybe there's something out here I can grab.
Yeah, we're doing way too much, but that video specifically said, don't try to be a hero.
Remember?
We ain't got no business going this above and beyond.
Is there a fire extinguisher somewhere?
How do I put this fire out?
Who lived this fire?
Weed and sarcophagus?
How am I gonna put this out?
We look downstairs for some.
I ain't got to go pee pee.
Just look over this way, maybe, I don't know.
Use what's covering the camera, good lord.
That the fact that you said good lord like you just said something smart when you just
said the dumbest thing ever, yeah let me use a cloth to put out a fire that's in
a barrel, bud. Do you hear yourself?
Is there a fire extinguisher in the security booth?
There was.
Yo.
Jacob.
Jacob ain't gonna be employee of the month no more.
I'm sorry.
I'm taking this.
can't go get it. I can't, I
can't go get the fire extinguisher.
I should go up the stairs.
But how you want me to?
No way it's all flocked.
Big doll.
Check the cloth.
If I can take that cloth off that camera
that puts out the fire, I'm probably just going to shut the stream off. Because that means that
that goomer would have been right, that I can't handle that thought.
You heard it?
Was that my footsteps?
Dude, I can't put this far out.
There ain't no far extinguisher, nothing.
You?
The fire, it wasn't meant to get your attention, it wasn't meant for you to come up here.
What's going on here, man?
He said it was just about not letting anyone come in.
Simple, if anyone came in, I was just supposed to scare him off.
What are you talking about?
What are you doing in here?
I had no idea what I was protecting.
What is he talking about?
Come on, I'll show ya.
Hey, don't play with me.
I got a...
He's what he's made me.
I'm dead.
What am I looking at?
CONGRATULATED!
Drugs, money, clearly none of it was supposed to be there.
Hey, we can keep this a secret.
Hey, come on.
Hey man, I didn't know anything about this.
And what are you doing here?
It was either this or sleeping on the street.
I thought he was helping me who is he he said he was helping me he who
Now it all makes sense why Aaron did not want us to go check out them all.
It all makes sense now Chad.
That's crazy.
That's our friend outside of work too.
He got us this job.
What did you do?
I saved your life.
What did you do?
I saved your life. That psycho was holding the knife.
Look at all this.
What's going on here?
Aaron?
I told you not to come up here.
You were just about to say sit in your booth.
Hey, take it easy. What are you doing?
Duck you with the file.
I'm sorry for dragging you into this.
Wait, let's talk.
You should have seen any of this.
I don't snitch!
I'm really sorry this isn't personal.
Where am I? No!
I tried to turn around and run and it was just a wall.
Man, no way Aaron betrayed us, bruh.
I thought it was Barney.
Man...
Wait, you a little close this time.
She's a runner, she's a track star, she's a runner, what?
Quick!
They call!
No!
I remember I was able to crouch here earlier.
Oh my goodness, we're good.
I was shaking, feeling really dizzy, I didn't even know how I managed to make it back to
the booth.
Yeah, we about to pass out.
Aaron texted me.
Anyone there?
I was already on top of it, I was already on top of it.
I remember being frozen inside that locker. I couldn't even describe what happened.
Barney saved us.
I was so scared Barney was going to die for a minute.
Wasn't y'all?
I was actually low key scared Barney
was going to get shot right there.
That was a crazy plot twist, wow.
I gave my statement the next morning,
I spent hours repeating the same story.
In the end, they let me go.
The mall was permanently shut down.
They said they found drugs, money, and weapons, nothing that officially linked it to the Security
Control Center, and was found dead two days later in an alley.
So he was working for the mob or something, they found out that he messed up and they
killed him.
The same guy who was once my best friend had tried to kill me and my last text message
to him was cap.
I never knew who he was working for, how far any of it really went.
I quit the same day.
I never worked nights again.
Months later, I married Luna.
Oh, it's got a happy ending.
She always said that some stories don't need an ending.
Maybe she's right.
cinema game from 616 who don't never miss. That was good. 616 don't ever miss buddy let
Let me tell you.
Smoke's staying yellow when it's in yellow.
This is cinema!
Summer march is in slow.
Cinema!
Through that bedroom window.
Aaron, he's gone.
by the vines all climates they grow
Raphael be cookin'
in the nature of the beast
Raphael be cookin'
is a smile hiding deep
Oh, Seth Drums voice airing
Yo, that's dope!
It's bound to fade, never misses, Chad.
Let me tell y'all.
And once once fade, six once six don't never.
One love of God will rock cold in every.
Miss.
Go to devs.
You know what the sad part is?
The sad part is now we have to wait another few months
for another 616 game to come out.
But that's part of life.
W game, great screen chat.
I love y'all, man.
Hey, pre-sade y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight.
Pre-sade all the gifted subs, don't-nose bits, follows.
And of course, I'm pre-sade all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you're like a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
All right? Peace out y'all.