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Cheers, what's good ladies and gentlemen I have returned once more yet again yet
again what's more yet again what's more again bubbly with the five blue hoodie I
I repeat, I repeat, blue hoodie.
Yo, Annie Panda, no one, Peachy, Tommy,
I just saw Hunter String Street, Abby, The Pace,
Cherry Human, Tired, Rika, Cally, Slap, Hear Me,
Reese, uh, uh, uh, uh, Wicked O, Real, Ro, Ro, W, Subbers, man.
Pre-sates y'all, Chad, how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten?
Let me hear it.
Ah!
How we doing on a scale of one to ten?
Up in this thing.
Good.
A Leah with a T and gifted.
W and Leah with a T and gifted.
I appreciate you, Aliyah. Thank you. W, Aliyah with the 10.
Yeah, what's everybody's stream streak at?
I just seen a hundred.
Tell me why I just seen a hundred done.
Look at it.
Okay, we got some 20s, 70.
I just seen a 90.
I just seen another hundred.
90 90 100 25 90 25 30 50 55 60 30
95 80
Man y'all ain't got no job
Y'all ain't got no job up in here
y'all ain't got no job. I'm rocking with the
rocking with the Jaurito's fruit punch. It's my third one on the day. Not gonna lie.
And it's my last one. Third Jaurito on the day man.
Shaw Lee is.
Thank good to.
Bails with the five. Thank you.
Appreciate you. Bails with the five.
Thick position with the 10. Thank you.
Dick position with the 10. Appreciate that.
Pineapple flavor on top. Not gonna lie.
Hey, not gonna lie. The pineapple flavor is good.
Okay bet I'll remember that zombie presets you saw me for a thousand bits. Thank you
yo
Zach would another 10,000 bits give me some W's for a Zach would another 10,000
bits oh my guling is booty Creek with the five thank you here's 10,000 bits
start the stream I'm now at 900,000 bits sent the voice actors slash actresses
enjoyed the shout-out. Also could you shout out my studio lead dev art director Travis Prowl,
Prowl underscore arts and the soundtrack composer Nolan Campbell. Got y'all, shout out to Travis
and Nolan too. Zach, what did you make? Booty burglar with the 10 and 80 with the 5.
What did you make?
What is that?
It's not out yet, but it's called a carnivore's legend.
Is that a game or is that like a, what is that?
Yo, Callie with the 25 gifted.
Yo, give me some Ws for Callie with the 25 gifted.
Lord have mercy.
W Callie for real with the 25.
I appreciate that. Thank you, Cali.
It's a game heavy WIP. I don't know what that means.
Sounds go to dope.
Me with the five. Thank you.
Chad, what y'all do today, man?
Y'all get up to anything today?
Oh, work in progress. Okay.
Chat, did y'all get up to anything today?
I just seen so many people say work.
I am so sorry.
Flurry with a 500 bits.
Case helped.
My friend just shaved her eyebrows.
What should I do?
Ask her why she did it.
First off.
matter of fact, I need to know this now, matter of fact, I need to know this now. It's not
a big deal though. You can just get some drawn on ones. That's not a big deal. Truthfully.
Okay, what's the reason behind it? My friend just shaved their eyebrows. What should I
do. What's the reason? She did it on impulse and she has a date tomorrow. Okay, what's
you mean on impulse? Like what impulse her to shave her eyebrows, right? That's kind
what I'm like trying to find out. Like what was the impulse to do it? But first off, what's the hair color?
Because if she's like me, it wouldn't matter if you shaved them or not, right? Because they ain't
there anyway. You can't see it.
Right.
I don't know. I keep asking her. She says she just wanted to. She's a brunette.
of Brunette. Hey, just be like, hey, draw, just do the little thing, the little, the
what's it called? What's the, what's that called? You can draw them things on. It ain't
that big a deal. Resident Evil tonight, big dog. I'm tired of repeating myself. I'm
not playing Resident Evil on string dog. I've said this 10,000 times. That is gonna
to be a spiritual one-on-one with Leon Kennedy's butt cheek experience for me, okay?
It's got to mess up any way that they're releasing the game for other people first and not here.
Why is there people somewhere else that's already got the game and I don't?
I don't understand.
Looked on my phone, it said, uh, uh, it said, uh, it said, uh, it said, uh, it said, uh,
Resident Evil is now available in Australia.
This is like 10 hours ago.
Why?
Well, why not me?
I want if there's any, there my, no I want if there is any mods for Leon yet.
I'm going to do that in my first playthrough, butt naked Leon mod.
play through. Yeah. Yeah. Straight up. Hey, straight up. That's the move. That's 100%
to move. But again, again, why is it not a release for everybody at once? You know what
I mean? How come, you know, we got somebody over here in Timbuktu and they get it before
I get
Time zones no, okay, no anyway
I hope it's good. Chad, have y'all played it yet?
Have y'all played it
I hope it's good all the way through because look here, I am the biggest resident I actually
I forgot to tell you all this I was telling my buddy link about it the other day I'll know
why I've never told you all this so my passion for Chris Redfield is not just something
as of recent. This goes back 15 plus years. So in Resident Evil 5 on the PlayStation 3,
I loved Resident Evil 5 so much that after I beat the campaign probably 800 times,
I started every day after school I would just play the mercenaries mode in Resident Evil 5.
I would play online mercenaries mode and if you don't know what mercenaries mode is and
Resident Evil is when you load in and there's somebody else that you match make with or whatever and then y'all keep killing
Zombies and there's a timer and you get bonuses and stuff to see how long the round can go
You kill zombies by extending the timer. I love that mode so much
I may they alternate
PlayStation 3 account named Chris underscore Redfield 13
no joke and I only played mercenaries on that account it was specifically for
that account I wish I could dude I don't know where my old PS3 is bro I'm telling
y'all I'm telling y'all dude I've been a Chris Redfield fan forever
forever, dude. Right? Bro, I used to play with you. No, you did not. Don't even get out here
now. Oh, wait, I did play with a guy whose account name was Chris underscore Redfield
13 quit line. Dude, if I could look at how many hours I put into resident evil five
I had a lot of hours in the other ones, too.
But man, if I could look in, Resident Evil 4
over Resident Evil 5, I mean, you're
just trying to agree with the masses.
But in my opinion, I like RE5 better than RE4.
Resident Evil 4 is still one of the best games ever made.
Don't get me wrong.
But I just personally like Resident Evil 5 better.
But what was I about to say?
Martin with the five, Resident Evil 2 is the best, Cap, Resident Evil 2 is good, but it's
not the best.
And here's the reason why.
I was about to bring this up when I started talking about I hope Resident Evil 9 is good.
There is a few areas and parts of every single Resident Evil game that prevents you
from going back and playing it because it's just a slog to get through. Right? There is
many, many parts, not many, but in almost every single Resident Evil game, there is one part in
the game that's just so, that sucks so bad to do that it just, it prevents you from going and
replaying it that much. Like for example, I can name all of them. And Resident Evil 2,
the part that prevents you from going back and replaying it all the time is the sewer section.
Nobody likes the sewers. Cat with the five. Resident Evil 3, pretty much the entirety of
Resident Evil 3. I love Resident Evil 3, but the entire game makes me never want to replay
it again because it's just annoying. Resident Evil 4, when you get to the island, that
That part sucks.
Does it suck, but it prevents you from going back and playing it again?
Resident Evil 5.
There's nothing that's that egregious in Resident Evil 5 that would prevent you from going back
and playing it.
The swamps?
like the swamps in Resident Evil 5. Yeah, Resident Evil 6, there's stuff throughout the entire
game, the why you don't want to go back. Resident Evil 7, pretty much the entire game. Like,
look, Resident Evil 7 is great. It's awesome. But I just, I would never want to go back
through it again. I wouldn't. I never would want to again. The whole game, it's just like,
oh man, why? Why is this happening? And you know what? It's the same with Resident Evil
Village, too. Resident Evil Village, like the whole game, you're like, oh, why this? Why now?
right? You know what I'm saying? My main issue with Resident Evil Village is, is that it feels
like the combat is just how many times can you shoot the zombie in the face until it dies?
What makes Resident Evil 4 and 5 so good and stuff like that? It's like you get like a good
shot on the one of zombies face you get like a melee animation you can like it's
fluid denial from a little dodge ski here and there you know I mean like if you
hit you if you hit a zombie right and do the resident evil five if you and
Sheva do a combo on like a big zombie you could throw a haymaker in a zombie
with Chris Redfield the zombie flies like 300 feet back no joke but it
Residue will be like I'm sitting here.
Reloading!
Grenade!
Reloading!
But I'll tell you in the third person once?
Resonable seven sucks. I wouldn't I wouldn't say all that now. Let's relax a little bit here
Jaguar with the team. Thank you
Well, I wouldn't say all that you need to relax a little bit. Okay, just a tad
Calm down
Just because I have
Issues with some of the games you're not gonna sit here and insult
my favorite game series of all time so don't you dare okay buddy don't you
sit here and tell me that Resident Evil 7 sucks now I would be more it would be
more acceptable acceptable for you to say Resident Evil 7 sucks versus any of
the previous ones I'll give you that but when I go sit here and say it sucks
I didn't like it either!
Jeremy with the five, thank you.
Okay?
I liked Resident Evil 7? I liked it too!
But you know why I liked Resident Evil 7?
Not because of the gameplay. You know what I mean?
I mean, I didn't like Resident Evil 7 because of the gameplay.
I liked Resident Evil 7 because it was a cool thing and it was super creepy and it was weird.
You know what I mean?
Now if you're looking for premium gameplay and story in Resident Evil, you're gonna load
up Resident Evil 4 remake straight up.
is a fun. You can do upgrades, collectibles, upgrades, your guns, sell your guns, get a
different gun, write all it is. But like for example, Resident Evil 2, you're just, you
you pick up a couple of things. Right? You know what I mean? Shut up! Y'all don't know what I'm saying.
Y'all ain't listening to me. You might be hearing me, but you ain't listening. Hey, y'all might be
hearing me but you ain't listening. Mariah with the five. Thank you.
Godly. Mother of God is talking. I don't even care. Starlight with a thousand bits.
Hey case, I was wondering if I could be excused from stream tomorrow night. I
have to get up at 3 a.m. and go to work and your stream ends at 2 a.m. for me.
Well that sounds like a personal problem to me bud. No, that's your
answer. Next. Um, yo, appreciate that. I've seen that risk. Thank you. Appreciate
you as well. I thank you. Um, you see that, Dr. Leopold. Thank you.
Broke my top off. Could I be excused? Uh, I got work at three o'clock in the
morning of your stream. It's at two o'clock in the morning. Big dog. You
better figure it out.
Big dog. Look here.
You better figure it out.
Hey, guess I know you're, uh,
you sent a message from my friend who's been down recently. I'd appreciate it.
Hey, your name wasn't given to me,
but just know everything's on BI. Shout out,
Dr. Loot. Thank you. Sam with the five,
appreciate you. Chad, is that a valid
excuse excuse is that a valid excuse you got work at three o'clock in the morning
but my stream ends at two o'clock in the morning that I I know there's just not
there's no way that you're ever gonna be able to convince me in any regard
that that is a valid excuse to not watch the stream. Okay, what's you doing? Thank
you for the fire.
Only excuse you got to skip this stream is if you dead and even then I still
can't let us lie, not gonna lie. Even then I still can't let us lie. So if you
dead, right? You need to get a family member to arrange a 24 seven solar
powered computer on your tombstone with my YouTube videos and streams playing
forever. That will be the last remaining piece of technology. After all the
Humans on earth are wiped out forever gone.
There will still be that one.
Computer sitting out on a tombstone playing my videos 24 seven and then aliens are going to hit the earth.
They're going to look around. They're going to see it and I am going to be the first thing outside of their planet that they ever see that's living.
And I'm going to go down in history.
Forever.
Chris with the five. Thank you, chat. It's time to enter my purgatory again. Run a
prediction, baby. Hey! Run a prediction.
Run a prediction.
Well, let's see how this goes, buddy.
I don't know how many more punches this table can take.
Surely it can't take many more.
Titanic with the five.
Is there a noodle skin available?
Hold up.
Man!
Oh, wait a minute.
Dude, no way!
Wait, this is kind of clean.
Yo, hold up.
Burritos with the five.
Yo, am I getting this now?
Minus the Patrick draws.
Man, that's $13, dude.
Oh, I never see nobody else with the skin, though.
It would be rare.
Heart with the TN, thank you.
It's ugly.
Well, that's not the point.
Y'all, that is so stupid-looking.
Yo, Patrick, golly, man!
Pat!
Ha!
Loll!
Hold on.
Oh, come on, dude.
What's in the fame pass?
Is there really not a single food-related skin?
I want the cup noodles, dude.
That's kind of hard.
I feel like I need to switch my skin, don't y'all?
I feel like I need to.
I really feel like I need to switch it.
Man, I don't know though. All these suck.
Oh my goodness.
Mighty with the five.
Will that mess me up?
Bro.
you.
Do the car one.
I'm probably going to start playing better with a new skin.
vote. Everybody vote, everybody vote, everybody vote, everybody vote. So look, we got the
horse action. And then we got some car action.
Somebody said an alien skin where
Oh, this one, this one's clean too.
I'm going to do alien.
I'm going to do alien and some horse action.
I'm getting scammed.
I got him.
Where that?
What if you could combine them?
Dude!
I think it's the same this gotta be the rarest skin in the game right here bro.
Look at this combo.
Yo.
Wait a minute.
Oh, I'm about to be playing like crazy dude.
And it's a good map.
Use the noodles?
Wait, what?
I have the noodles?
What?
Wait, remind me after this.
I actually have the noodle skin?
Yo, this is clean!
Dude!
Tell me to say queen!
hold up wait do I actually have the noodle skin I didn't even know it no
No way.
No way, I do.
Dude, that's insane.
I've been looking for it this whole time, I already got it.
Look at that dude, got a slushie skin.
Not going to lie to skin. Oh, Miku got to hear first game. That's a good sign.
Yeah. Walked. I like leading light.
I like leading light chat. Not going to lie.
Do you get this game on steam? Don't worry about where you get it, bud, because I know why you're wanting to get it.
You're a goodie burglar with the 25 get the W booty burglar with the 25 get that I appreciate you
Lock in
Good job hitting the button.
Well I lost.
Not like this.
Okay!
Lord have mercy. Big booty grandpa with the five. Thank you. What?
Let's go. We're good.
We're good.
This dude's name is Big Booty Grandpa. Get the five.
What you doing, man?
Big Booty Grandpa. GG. I hate this one.
Yeah, it was nice knowing y'all cheers.
I'm getting with the five.
Clean!
Let's go.
Why did like an invisible wall just like push push me over I don't understand what was that
Why did an invisible wall just push me over dude ask yourself that booty burglar with a 25 gifted. Thank you
I ain't got no noodle skin, bro.
No, I ain't got no noodles.
Why y'all lying?
The bag of chips is hard.
We're the bottom of the bag of chips.
Wait a minute.
Yo, wait a minute.
Yo, that is the play, dude.
Bag of chips.
Oh, that's hard.
Yeah.
Play as a man. I hate that Eggman skin. I don't know why I even bought it back when I did. I remember buying it too.
Let's go.
better. Now, you know, I can
switch up if I ever want to.
Let's go.
Chipskin clean.
I feel like I'm playing better. Don't you think?
Clean.
I'm not
I am not quality I am not quality dog when I'm calling that's how lucky I was I fell
down halfway through and was still able to pull. Yes! Yes! What do we got? Bro, I don't
What Blast Lantis dude? Do I look like I want to play Blast Lantis? Do I look like I want to?
Well, I got an answer for you. No.
I'm getting targeted already by the way.
Clean.
Yo, Mike Wazowski skin from yesterday.
You actually have nothing going on in your life, by the way.
For you to do this, this dedicated two days in a row, you actually have nothing going
for you.
It's miserable.
I guarantee he lost this by the way.
You actually, you cannot win this with string snipers in here.
GG.
This is arguably the worst game mode with string snipers.
It is over dog.
I hate this mode so much.
Yep, here's this disgusting freak just grabbing me.
Shout out Flippy.
Flippy, I need you to wall, though.
that filthy, disgusting mongrel didn't make it through.
I'm good.
Well, GG.
Like, stop giving me blastball, bro. Stop!
This idiot and the great alien uniform, gotta go!
I
I think it's a good one.
hit me off. I'm not mad at that though. I'm not mad at that. That was a good run. That
was what my third game second game and already got like third fourth place. Oh yeah. I'm
I'm not mad at that, let's go.
Gigi.
See, what is this mode?
They didn't have this back in my day, Chad.
Chad, they did not have this back in my day.
Let me tell you.
Oh, I remember this one.
Oh, Lord, no!
No
Dude I won't back up noodle skin so bad it's unbelievable
Wait a minute, let me cook.
I'm going for first. I didn't get first it is what it is. Imagine falling off on this
your son so bad could never be me
What?
GG.
What is this?
Wait, what is this?
Poop action?
What?
That's not taking out of here, this one!
That is the first time I've ever played that mode, by the way.
first time I've ever played that.
Lord have mercy, dude.
We're good.
GG.
Oh, GG.
Oh, no.
I got it
See it
Apple, Watermelon Orange, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple,
I'm insane.
That's why you don't follow the leader, Gooner.
GG.
They just love giving me this for the finals every time, don't they, Chad?
They just love it.
Love it.
Why is that moving backwards?
Why is it moving backwards?
I'm insane.
See you filthy disgusting loser.
Good try, bud.
Good job.
I'm insane.
See you filthy disgusting loser.
Good try, bud. Maybe you'll be good at something one day, but I doubt it. Clock in at Walgreens.
I'm dead. No! I put though.
So, when I got a loser, he's the loser trying to grab me last second,
dragged me down, and it wound up dying and not me.
Crazy, it's all right, I'm playing good tonight.
No, I'm, Chad, I'm playing good tonight, for real, no, Joe.
I'm playing good tonight.
No, I'm playing good tonight, for real.
Chad, there's no lie.
The tater chip skin got me moving different for real.
Chat, no joke.
Bro, the tater chip skin got me moving different, dude.
I feel like I'm floating out here.
This nerd behind me got that $13 skin, I think,
or whatever it was.
I don't know why I'm talking crazy.
I'd have gotten it too if I wanted it.
Oh, maybe.
Congrats, you grabbed me where it didn't matter.
So not only are you stream sniping, you suck at that, like I don't understand.
You're going to grab me right where there's a checkpoint?
Wow, be good at something.
I don't get it as mad as that is, you know, I don't get it as mad as that is, you know,
I'm I don't get it as mad as that is you know because at least I went out on my own terms
right there you know what I mean I know that I lost that game specifically because of what
I did and none other of these things that are affecting it right I died because of
what I did completely and not from one of these other things so you know what is it
frustrating sure but am I mad as I would be? No because that was on me like I
can fully say no that was on me right there so
cope okay the word cope needs to be taken away from y'all because you don't
know what code means I'm really sitting here saying that was entirely my fault
you're saying cope hello learn how to use a word
what do you mean not only is that not you don't want that sandwich skin yo that
dude sucks in the sandwich skin that goober just ate all of those did you
You see that?
Like, there's always some slow poke ahead of me getting in my way and preventing me from
doing something crazy.
Like, get out from in front of me if you're going slow.
Like, my dad used to say when he was driving, take a crap or get off the road.
off the pot buddy move out my way.
Yeah leave, I am like this.
But that was gonna be so tough.
That was gonna be so tough.
Yo Miku you fell off man.
Miku, why aren't you in every single game, actually?
What happened?
You used to be in every single game, no matter what.
I wouldn't even have to question it.
I would just know.
Like, oh Miku in here.
It's like when you wake up in the morning, you don't have to question if the sun is out. You just know
Imagine one day you wake up the Sun ain't there. It's like that. It's like what happened?
Like we need you out here
Yeah. Yeah, I'm awful.
Yeah, I'm awful. There's no way around it. I gotta go back to the Patrick skin. I got
some kind of latency with the chip skin. I think all the individual chips have to
render and it's giving me light and see or something. I gotta switch back. Yeah, that's
great. What just happened. One, two, three, four, five. I call here.
Quick math!
You see that quick math?
Yup!
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness. If you don't
know, there's a strategy on this
map that I created called the
Hammer Strat and I patented it
and I'm about to bust it out
right here. Watch. Don't do it.
Not guaranteed to hit right
right here. What I tell you,
and then I got the bounce.
I've got the belts on top of it!
Mount belts, belts, belts, belts, belts, belts, belts, belts, belts, belts.
It's too easy!
Almost a picture perfect.
Almost picture perfect!
May!
GG.
Yeah, GG.
Yeah.
Nice knowing y'all.
I hate you.
Oh my goodness.
I am actually.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness!
Like, go on somewhere, man!
Like, just go on somewhere, dawg!
Like, you see me over here!
Yo, whoever that is in the God skill of skin that keeps trying to grab me and keeps falling
every time, please get a job.
Oh my goodness, it is embarrassing how bad you are.
Like truly.
Like you are awful.
There is no bottom floor, by the way.
I'm dead.
Why can't you leave? Go somewhere, dude.
And this disgusting animal gets to win. Now I'm going full screen. You're not even getting a second of glory, bud.
Not even a second of it.
Yeah, you're not even getting a second of glory.
Sorry.
How's it feel that the best achievement of your entire life just
got stripped away from you in the blink of an eye?
Get a job.
It's crazy.
That was the absolute pinnacle, the peak of your life, too.
Let's go.
This is a stream sniping insect.
What you mean?
Wow, that was tough.
Did you see that?
I'm there though.
Wow, that was tough. Did you see that? I'm there, though. Watch this. I am insane!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, clean.
Miku in here?
Yes.
I got flippy in here too.
Oh, yeah.
And I got soft cake in here.
Three shooters in the lobby.
Three of them.
GG.
Actually, nah, nah, nah.
This is very doable.
This one's very doable.
You know what I wonder, how do you get the center ring?
What am I doing?
I didn't know the outer ring so that outer ring is a also a ring right it's just a silver ring I didn't know that
block party this is a great this is arguably the best mode if it wasn't for stream snipers right here
No joke. This mode's great. I love block party here. Lewis with the five. Thank you.
Block parties actually go to chat. No joke. There's a bronze and a silver ring on the last one.
Okay. Yeah. So the inner ring is the gold and then there's a bigger silver one than an even bigger
bronze one. Got it. The more you know, I didn't make a tips and tricks video. Fall guys.
Meekoo was a loser, you're banned.
Yeah, get him out of here, mods.
I'm locked in.
Chat I'm locked in.
Shadowm locked in
Yo shooters get the banana skin killed like now by the way do it now like literally now
Thank you
Yeah, how's it feel?
I got three shooters in this lobby, there's three people that need to be dead now.
Banana skin, traffic cone hat, and the snow winter outfit with the yellow in the middle
there.
need to be executed literally and within the next couple rounds. Never mind we're in the
finals it's over
What do they know? They're ten steps away from realizing I'm two steps ahead of them.
Slippy, I swear.
Miku! Miku!
Oh no!
I just made a mistake.
Mistakes have been made.
I'm sorry.
No!
Who won?
Good stuff, flippy!
Golly, man!
who won. Good stuff flippy golly man.
Chad I've been on the cusp dude. I've been on the cusp bro.
It makes it better knowing when a shooter wins. It's a million times better when a shooter wins.
Chad I've gotten like third or fourth almost all my games tonight besides the first round
We're not talking about that, but I'm locked up.
Should I change out of the chip skin?
Hold up.
Yeah, should I change out of the chip skin?
Go back to Patrick.
I'm gonna go.
Chat, what y'all want me to go
Eggman for, bro? I'll do a
Eggman run. Why not? It's
Oh lord. We're going egg man.
We're going egg man.
I think by far though Chad, my best skin's got to be pat. It's got to be, it's got to be pat for real.
I want the Patrick skin that's doing like the screaming fades.
You know what I mean?
I saw somebody with that the other day, bro, I won't doubt.
Hammer Shrat left side.
Unbelievable.
Oh my goodness.
I'm unreal.
Unreal!
That's a beauty.
That's a beauty!
That...
is a beauty!
I don't see a single shooter in here it's me against the world oh my goodness it's over
Oh my goodness. It is over here. Nice knowing y'all chat.
The black bunny hat's cheating.
I hate that mode so bad.
You know what that mode needs a nerf.
You want to know why that mode needs a, not a nerf, but a patch.
There needs to be like three separate routes that lead there because at the end it's
just all crumpled up together and whoever just so happens to get lucky enough to be able to jump away and make it wins.
That is absolutely not Kobe, that's fax. Anybody that plays high level for all guys like me knows.
I hate the head man skin!
Nice job.
Just held everybody up for no reason because your family hates you.
What is that slaw?
Clean.
Yo, I hate the Eggman skin.
I will never let y'all convince me to put this skin on again.
This skin sucks.
I hate Eggman.
man. Why the slushy just jump off? I might have to go back Patrick with it chatting up.
How did the slushy make it? You know what, chat? You may be feeling down in your life and
feel like you can't do something. But that right there just proves that you can
literally do anything. If that slushy can somehow qualify, then you can literally
do anything. Because if that absolute loser who has no idea how to play this
game and sucks so bad, one of the worst players I've ever seen in my life
can qualify in a round, you can do anything man. You really can do anything.
How on this planet earth did that slushy just make it through?
Let that be a lesson to you.
You gotta be fisting me right now.
Oh
Beauty beauty beauty
this is it chat this is the run okay this is the one slushy still in well
Well, nah nah, not after this one.
They added a jump thing?
No way!
I feel like I'm just terrible.
It was the Eggman skin.
It was literally no joke.
You can say whatever you want chat.
I was half of the player I normally am with the Eggman skin on.
Cap, watch this!
Refund it.
No refund that there's too many of them in there refund that literally half the lobby
was string snipers refund that right now you got me messed up.
you actually got me messed up.
Ironically, half of the lobby was stream snipers.
You got me messed up.
No.
Insane.
Actually insane.
Do you have like no one in your life to tell you how pathetic you are and to do better?
That's the only thing I can think of is that you have nobody in your life
to tell you how unbelievably pathetic and sad you are.
How is there not a single person in your life
to set you straight, man?
How?
Like how, actually?
Not a single person.
To look at you and be like,
man, dude, what happened to you, bro?
Like what happened to you?
You know, there's nobody in your life to tell you that.
That's sanity.
What the 50 gift and W cookie
catcher with the 50 gift. Thank
you. I appreciate that cookie
catcher. Thank you.
Wait, can you change your servers
in this game chat?
Oh, you can?
Will I be?
Well, I'll be.
We're in there.
type lobster fest in the chat I know they got a Taco Bell ad I mean a red
lobster ad bro type lobster fest I know bro got a red lobster ad man bro just
It's tight. It grows at lobster fest.
Yo!
Dude, no joke. That ad is everywhere.
Have you all seen it? That lobster fest?
Red Lobster ad is actually everywhere.
Let's go.
I'm disgusted.
I'm assed.
I'm insane.
You legit missed one right next to you.
That's what you sound like.
Shut up.
I made it, didn't I?
Exactly.
Hell with the Slut!
You better not call Osbot to say.
I don't want a game today.
Oh my goodness, I have it.
I haven't won a game today.
Oh my goodness, I have not won a game.
Bro, what?
Not yet.
I like your attitude.
Matter of fact, you're modded.
GG.
Somebody call the font already.
Oh my goodness!
Oh man!
Once I realized it was getting a little too late in the round, and I didn't think I was
going to be able to make it, I realized I had to risk everything for a golden one.
You know what I mean and they give you five.
The other game should cost $60 actually.
That would solve all my issues.
The game itself should cost 60 bucks and there should be a monthly subscription you have to
pay to access online servers. It should cost like 15 months a month.
You may be thinking, wow, that's insane. Yeah, sure it is, but it's
worth it to get these losers away from me.
Why are you slipping Patrick?
SpongeBob's always been better!
You suck!
Why did Patrick just slip it off the edge?
This is the worst day of my life.
I don't know what to do with it.
You're all a bunch of sheep!
Go somewhere else!
What are we doing, cop?
Y'all sit here to chat, talk about face cam.
Like I don't see my face cam hanging in front of my mother taking up half my screen.
You think I don't see it?
They have a guy that said top 20 explanation mark like that's supposed to be something to be proud of.
poor guy oh you're banned too don't talk down to me
This is my range.
Yo, yo, large crowd.
I don't know why I'm up here.
This is mine.
Never mind.
I don't even want to know more.
That's the most unbelievable timing I've ever seen in my life, by the way.
Yeah, keep following me, you dog.
Would you like to play dance or something?
Just follow me like a little dog, because that's what you are.
A dog!
Yeah, good luck, Wallin.
0 of 6, you suck.
Named after a loaf of bread, too.
Yeah, yeah, stand there and play, yeah, you're horrible.
Bro's acting like he's not a loser, faxed.
Bro's sitting there twirling around in circles like he did something.
You didn't do nothing.
level five you just got the game wonder why you just got the game buddy go
$80 for this game, basic edition.
And I'll buy it for a select 30 people.
And they're the only ones that can play it.
Matter of fact, make it almost unobtainable.
what was that disgusting noise it sound like I was getting peed on by Chris Redfield again
What was that? Did you hear that?
Take your meds now while I'm begging.
I don't have none.
Whatever they gave me for that ear infection, I need some of that again.
I just wouldn't even be mad or I'd be sitting here giggling.
I need a cigarette, but I ain't gonna do it cause I'm smoking, but this is probably what
need the cigarette feels like.
We're actually in danger of not getting a win tonight, we're actually in danger of
not getting a win.
We are legitimately in danger of not getting a win.
I wonder if the whole squad is here today.
I wonder if they're both too sick, though.
No, they didn't call in today.
The whole Rhino Squad.
By the way, each one of those Rhinos
are an individual person over at Epic Games.
That controls that they get paid $100,000 a year
a piece to do this.
Look at them already targeting me.
Look at that.
Yo, you're a fan!
Yo, what is your name in my chat?
Why no controller actually?
What is your name in my chat, dude?
Look at it, look at it.
Look at that.
Make it any more obvious.
Oh my goodness, I'm so an epic.
This is insane.
You can't tell me I'm trippin!
mentality yeah you're banned too bud
I'm unreal
This case got me dogs your bank for asking
As you answered them, you're banned too.
Matter of fact, let's just clear everybody out.
I just won a large 800 pound sweaty, filthy, disgusting butt naked man to walk in here
and just stand beside my setup for the rest of my stream,
bent over, farting constantly until I die of the fumes.
Like, actually, that's what I need to happen.
And I'm going to have one of those wireless mics
taped to his butt cheeks so y'all can hear all of them.
And he's going to have a constant cauldron of chili
just being fed to him through a tube.
Let's go.
Oh my goodness, Porky Mountain's a shooter.
I am so sorry I ever made fun of you.
Oh my goodness, Porky Mountain, you're actually the goat.
He died.
I can't play the game because I'm just getting grabbed by one of these disgusting hopeless
insects.
It's just insane.
Yeah, I'm not going to get a dub tonight.
I'm actually not gonna get a dub chat. It's over my my my streak of getting a win and fall guys every day
It's about to come to a close. It's GG
Patrick H. Star what are you doing?
I'm about to like, I'm about to dude.
I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about to just livestream the beheading of the, of the live size case, I'm plushie.
Like I'm about to lose it.
I need to lose my mind over here bro.
I need a win chat.
He's addicted to all of that.
Yo, Miku, is this your way of like finessing your way onto my friend's list?
Because how?
Where are you?
was hacking? Wait, really?
Who was hacking?
Which one? Green guy hacking?
Lime green hacking, really?
Dude, you know how rock bottom in life you have to be the
The hat can fall to the eyes, David.
This is like the last game on Earth.
I could ever imagine.
Shooter Tom 13.
Wait, no!
You're wet!
He's floating!
Wait, it's just floating around trying to grab me.
That's all it's doing.
That is the person that we got banned the other day.
The name of the account is I'm back case so with multiple H's screenshot at Masterport
it again.
Buddy you will have to keep making accounts until the day you die every time you do this
you're going to get banned.
Right there playing his day screenshot at Masterport.
If y'all wouldn't hear the other day, there was a, there was a cheater and it was floating
around grabbing me like wall hacking and stuff like that.
And we got it banned.
And I guess it made a new account and when you're cooked, it's cooked again anyway.
Steal-qualling.
It didn't quality either, ain't that something?
How are you hacking and you didn't even quality?
Oh my goodness gracious.
That is the lowest of the low.
That's lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut, buddy.
You cannot get no lower than that.
Wait my chat just froze I can't read chat.
If you're typing, I can't read it.
Is it frozen for y'all to chat rows?
Twitch!
Please.
Not to get at.
I'll share it. I'll give it to you what I'm done.
I'll give it to you what I'm done. Don't grab me.
Why is the chat frozen?
Okay, it just now came back. Chat that entire time like it was just completely frozen.
I don't know.
You know what your band, if you don't have an answer then don't answer, but you're going
to respond back with an I don't know that's disrespectful.
You're bad.
Yo miss H with the five.
Thank you.
Oh buddy, y'all, y'all, I'm looking for any reason to pack people up tonight, buddy. You better believe it.
You can breathe the wrong way. You're dragged away screaming.
As you're just dragged away by the guards to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, uh,
to the what's it called? The cellar.
I'm gonna sleep well at night knowing that you're never gonna be anything in your life dude man
I'm gonna sleep like a baby every night for the rest of my life knowing that you'll never be
anything man I'm gonna love it to sleep like a baby every night no one chat hey
chat I ain't getting chat I ain't getting a dub tonight it is what it is
It's over Chad. It's over my streak is over
blaze with the fire Chad the everyday getting the win streak is over dude.
I can't, I can't.
I'm just still getting grabbed.
I'm gonna have to start finessing the servers, no joke.
I'm gonna have to.
Yo, slippery with the 10.
That was unbelievable.
How hard is it to change your servers on here?
Another hacker, did you see that?
So is this simply like the click of a button to swap a server real quick?
Is it really that easy?
I'll have to add Niku first
because I need at least one person guaranteed in there.
What y'all, what all the little shooters need to do?
Y'all need y'all's little group chat or something
on Epic Games.
And y'all need to coordinate and slip it
and be like whoever's in there with me
be like, okay, he's going to this one. Pull up. We got to start getting crazy with it,
bruh. We're going to start getting crazy with it. So guaranteed shooters, we got what? Porky
Mountain, Miku, Softcake, Flippy, uh, uh, Mini, um...
Last one.
Chat, the streak is over.
Chat, the streak, the streak is over, dude.
I actually thought I was going to have a great thing going and every day I'd be able to get
on and get a win and fall guys.
It's not meant to be Chad.
Chad it's not meant to be bro.
Why is SpongeBob naked?
That is unbelievably bad timing, I'm close.
There's no way I'll fall here, right?
I cannot believe I just called I cannot believe I just called bro what
Dude that was like the worst start to that I've ever had in my life
This game got me heated.
I'll tell you, bro.
I have the world record on this course.
I have the world record on this course, Chad.
I do.
Well, let me correct that.
I had the world record on this course
like two and a half years ago. Type one if you were there. Is this the one? This is the
specific one I had the record on to. No joke it is. This is the specific one, I think.
First one in the fight.
I purposely get the hammer to get less hang time so it gives you back on the ground quicker.
I woulda grabbed it if this, oh my goodness,
if this absolute filthy, disgusting,
just humonculus insect wasn't getting in every one
of my games.
I don't understand why you get to be a free individual,
entity living in the free world.
I don't understand why you're not locked away.
I really don't understand why you're not thrown
in a dark dungeon somewhere away from society,
like actually I don't.
If there was any justice in this world,
you would never have any human contact ever again.
And it would be for the betterment of the world,
and the world would spin a little smoother
with you completely shunned from society
for the rest of history, you and your entire family.
I mean lord have mercy
case remember it's just a game you know what I'm gonna remember the day that I
I banned you, witches today. Bye!
No, I got something for him after this game.
Hey, I got something for him after this game.
We're going to handle this problem.
No, we're going to handle this problem.
Yo, yo, when y'all see a black van pull up outside Jaws house, don't even worry about it, it ain't nothing.
Hey, I got all y'all's names and address an entire family history when a black van pulls
up outside your house do not worry about it.
No, don't worry about it, it ain't nothin'.
I'm winning this.
Never mind.
We'll never know who win.
never know who won, Willy. So won't. Watch this. No, I got some form out here. Watch
this. No, watch this. I got some form. No, no, I got one more in me. Watch this. Watch
Watch this.
Type one if your watching.
Watch.
Watch this.
watch this. Watch this.
Are you watching?
You should be.
Hey.
You should be.
Now watch.
Now watch this for real.
No one is going to be in this one.
I don't understand how I actually yeah, I can't play the game.
Um, there's a cheater as well refund it and masterport the account chat masterport it right there.
You got it?
And whatever the Fox uniform is right there,
mash report it.
You see it floating around?
Refund that?
Chad, I can't play Fall Guys.
This is the reason I stopped playing this two years ago.
The game's actually unplayable.
The game is actually unplayable.
Like, I can't play it.
No refund, you just suck.
Oh, oh, buddy.
If I 1v1 you right now, you would get absolutely cooked.
You understand me?
You would get absolutely cooked.
You talking about no refund. You just suck. All buster. All buster.
Now I got something else for him.
No, no, don't worry. I got something else for him.
Hey, you thought that was, you thought that was it? That was plan C.
That wasn't even plan B. That was legitimately plan C.
Oh, I still got to ace up my sleeve, buddy.
You hear me?
I got to ace up my sleeve.
You better believe it.
I told you.
Watch this.
What is a way that I could actually completely 100% prevent it?
Somebody said play it offline, buddy what?
GG
Gotta have it I didn't get it. I ate everything. Oh my goodness
Lord have mercy
I wonder why the whole army's over here!
That was insane, Ted, did you see that?
I'm unbelievable, I'm unbelievable, okay so swapping servers doesn't work, hiding the
screen doesn't work. His dude's name is literally Casos Toilet. Hotting the screen doesn't work.
Swapping servers doesn't work. It's unpreventable.
VPN. Okay, buddy. Let's relax. I'm not breaking out a VPN to play dad
dumb fall guys. Okay calm down. Relax. I'm not busting out no VPN. Region. That's why
switched. I tried to connect to one in Korea and it just didn't work. I sat
there on the screen for like 40 seconds and it never even did anything so that
didn't work.
Dude, I was breaking out all the stops!
I'm insane
One more.
I'm doing one more and then I'm accepting defeat.
One more and then I'm accepting defeat, Chad. Oh my goodness.
The streak is over.
Can you believe it, Chad?
the streak is over.
Can you believe it, chat?
The streak is over, dude.
I lost 170,000 coins because of you.
Because of me.
Because of me? Wait. Wait, what do you mean?
Me?
Because of me?
mods send them to the drench calls it
you don't blame me you don't lost your mind
I'm here.
This is yet I got a feeling I don't know why I don't know why but I got a feeling.
I don't know why. I can't tell you why exactly, but I do got a feeling.
I have absolutely no explanation as to why I have that feeling.
I just have it. You know what I mean?
It's in a, it's
inexplicable,
unobtainable,
unfathomable as to why I have that feeling,
But it's there.
I just made up a new word, oh my goodness, inexplicable.
Yo, yo, that's hard!
Inexplicable!
Shout out, Flippy. Shout out, Flippy. Yo, mods, I don't know if we've done this yet
or if it's, um, if you have done it, but if you haven't, can you try it? Um, if there's
it to see if there's any link between a viewer named these creatures that have been grabbing me
and if there is a link just ban it even if it's not them we can't take no chances
i'm like dead serious too
so if your name happens to be the same as one of these stream snipers i i feel so bad for you
you. You better get to changing it like now. You better you better get to changing it. Okay.
Now, the odds of that, you sharing a name
is one of these strange snipers is slim to none.
So you should be good.
I don't have fall guys.
Well, you're good to go.
I have the world record on this course two and a half years ago.
just a game it's not that serious is it gonna be that serious when I feel the
gas tank of your car with nothing but human fecal matter and you can't drive
to work or school then I'm just gonna come out of the bush and be like it's
not that serious it's just a car
This isn't just a game, this is life.
My life.
This is the stupid thing I've ever seen!
This one's on me.
I'm there.
Patrick!
Flipping on!
Me and Flipping got the last two spots!
Oh my goodness!
Flipping you're insane!
Oh my goodness, you're insane Flipping!
Oh my goodness!
Yo, you're dude!
Wow! Flippy is insane!
I'm yelling too much, I'm getting dizzy.
Pets out!
I
Flippy
Come on, Flippy!
Flippy win this.
Flippy.
Let's go Flippy!
Let's go, Flippy!
I couldn't get it done tonight.
I spent the last two hours of my life suffering, trying to get this dub for us.
And I couldn't get it done.
I couldn't get it done tonight, Chad.
I spent the last two hours of my night.
trying to get this dug for us. And I just couldn't get it done. Well I guess
we're getting off.
Trick them. Oh my goodness I cooked them so bad.
No, no we're off of it. We're off of it. Yeah. There we go. We'll close it.
Yeah, you closed it.
Yeah, games closed. I was just making sure it was closing.
Yeah, close the game. Hold on. I'm thinking about what I want to play next.
I'm thinking for a second what I want to play next because I closed four guys so.
Just got it.
Closed it.
Y'all just got cooked so bad it's insane.
Y'all just got cooked. Y'all actually just got cooked.
got cooked. And I know they're so stupid that they actually fell for it too.
Oh my goodness, they fell for it.
That's how stupid they are that a trick even kitty wouldn't fall for kitty would have realized
Oh, he didn't close it.
Dude, what is up with the slime climb, bro?
Why don't you keep giving me slime clown?
I don't want to see slime climb no more.
The prediction, it's only 83% on no.
I've actually seen worse, a lot worse.
I'm unbelievable.
Whoever this is in front of me is the craziest player I've ever seen in my life.
What am I witnessing right now?
I'm better than you.
Oh my goodness.
Yo, I was busting out moves.
I never even knew what was possible right there.
I would just follow whoever that was new tech.
I've actually just found new tag, bro.
Wait, oh my goodness.
I'm never gonna get string sniped again.
Not to a giant degree, anyway.
It's so fun without string snipers.
It is.
It's even fun if there's like two string snipers
in the game.
But when there's eight of them, that's when it's like,
okay, this is just slop at this point, right?
["Snow Man"]
Why did somebody in the chat just say G-String Sniper?
What does that even mean?
Yo, what is that even?
Dude, what are you talking about?
Check come on, what are we doing man?
G shrink sniper yo counting with the fire
I got a G string all right now matter of fact that's why it's funny
What is this
I'm insane
I can't believe what's happened.
I
whoo!
who ever L Valentine is, is like the best player I've ever seen by the way.
I actually was doing all that crazy tech on Slime Climb and I've never seen.
See all Valentine just died, I can't believe what I just saw.
All that just to get grabbed at the end.
That's it. All that for that right there.
Truly, all of that just to get grabbed at the end when it's an unavoidable if you get
grabbed it's unavoidable.
Stop coping.
You're unironically banned.
Peace.
peace. Peace. You're such a sore loser. Peace.
Hashtag coper. Peace.
Kso's portion of 20 with the five gifted. Thank you.
Good try, queso. Peace.
You did amazing. Peace.
Really good try, queso. Peace.
That was epic. Peace.
We love you, Case, peace.
Case, let me shoot my shot, peace.
I believed peace.
Yeah, there were about, there were about 50 of them.
I feel better now.
That's all it takes right there.
you ever start feeling down in the dump shop just ban you about a hundred people
you'll start feeling better I'm good now I'm straight now I'm good it ain't like
nothing can ever happen you ever start feeling down on yourself or whatever you
start feeling bad you just bop about a hundred people just ban them gone I
I feel better.
I'm a new man.
Hey!
Hey, bro.
I'm a new man.
I don't know if this is a spooky game,
but I keep seeing you on the front page of It's I O.
So I finally downloaded it.
Why did I do it?
I don't know.
But I did.
It's called.
The name of the game is, okay, the name of the game is not Fat House.
The name of the game is please don't feed me.
I don't know what's about to be happening up in here, but I know I downloaded it.
lock in. So currently that's what that's what I'm built like in real life. So we gotta see what happens.
Yeah!
Good.
Come on out, I'm making me some drink real quick.
And don't you dare start complaining to me.
I'm making me some drink.
Now hold on a minute, while I make me some drink.
Man, I'm so skinny, it's not believable, man.
That music is a vibe!
Admit it, Chad!
Admit it! Hey!
Admit the music's a vibe! Admit it!
You better trust my music, background!
That's what I call it.
What game is this it's called please don't feed me so it's exactly what I think constantly
Please don't feed me.
This is a game about my life.
Cheers.
Okay, so the rest of the... I have no... By the way,
way. I have absolutely no idea, no idea what this is, where this is going to take us. Every
day I've loaded up HIO, this has been on the front page, and so I finally got it. They
got me. Add food in day 26 days. We have a 58 resting heart rate. That's accurate
to real life. View fridge. Okay, we got a bunch of pizza, bananas and donuts. Got it.
Do I eat it?
How do I eat it?
End day.
I ain't got no money.
Expand belly.
Bag of chips.
I ain't got no bread.
Can I eat my stuff I got in here?
Let me eat my food!
This is a fetish game of what?
Wamba with the five, thank you.
Wait a minute, what?
Dude, let me eat the food.
Yeah, they scammed me.
Yeah, they scammed me, give me outta here.
Godly, man.
Don't you ever advertise this to me
and get on the front page.
How to grill a sausage.
Now we're talking.
Hey.
Now we're talking.
Huh, yeah, got scammed?
Well, it was free, so I didn't really get scammed.
But I did get scammed clicking it.
Okay. Who that?
Why'd they disappear?
Oh, it's spooky time, I guess.
I'm going against the grain.
I'm not going to do what the game told me to.
I'm breaking out.
Peace.
This is as fast as I can go.
Cute little yellow house.
That house is cute.
You know what? Let me just go, let me go to the grill and do what I was told to do.
Let me go ahead and just do what I was told to do real quick.
Yep.
Hey, Chad. Life.
Took a lot of money for me to save up and buy this place right here.
Grill is open to step two.
Feel the grill with enough charcoal.
All right, do we got some charcoal laying around here is around that maybe inaccurate game?
Let me go inside see if there's some
You know what I'm messing with it
You know what I'm messing with it dude, it's quaint, which means it's cool
Clip what? What'd y'all see?
Left mouse button to throw. Kobe!
Get that back.
There was someone in the forest? Yeah, we've seen a million people in the forest. I don't know what's going on.
Okay, charcoal in the grill.
How many do I need? A few of them?
In case y'all didn't know, the name of this game is how to grill a sausage.
Kobe. I suck. There's another one. Backward. Oh my goodness, that's beautiful. Oh yeah,
I got it now.
Yes.
How many charcoal do we need in here, or what?
Person?
Dog! I see him!
They're blatantly obvious!
Now, why don't y'all sit there and learn how to grill a sausage?
Step three, light the grill.
Pay attention.
how you like a grill. Step four, close the grill. Step five, get a sausage from the
fridge.
Lord have mercy. Bros the sausage sergeant. Why are you holding it like that? We
does make it one. I mean that's cool.
There's oh no. Oh this is a rage bank game, huh? How am I ever gonna get this on
here? Oh like this. There we go. Step seven, wait for it to cook.
Step 8, take another sausage, what do you mean we burned it?
Bro, what?
What happened to the fridge full of them?
Where'd he go?
Oh, perfect.
Step ten, wait for it to cook.
Okay.
You all having a good night?
Good.
Still ain't done yet.
We wait until it's cooked.
How are you doing, old bear?
OK.
Golly, I think it's done.
Hey!
Excuse me?
Find a sausage in the woods.
Oh, how y'all doing?
All right, I ain't got no flashlight.
Why did bro steal my sausage?
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Yo, if I ever got kidnapped they would hate me, cause that's all I do to hope.
Oh my god!
Hey, that's my Dreadle!
Sneak through the window.
Bring.
Step 14. Find the dug up grave.
No.
No step the team inside the coffee, okay
Now you come over here. I'm gonna give me a sausage tonight. No one way or another I'm gonna give me a sausage come here
Not go here. I'm gonna give me a sausage
No
No, oh you want to hide my house, huh? I got something for you
Yeah
I
Ladies and gentlemen, that right there was nothing short of an absolute masterpiece.
They don't make games like that no more chat, even though it just came out.
They don't make too many of them like that no more chat.
Let me tell you this.
That rock star, no one likes you.
This is a game about stream snipers who stream snipe me and fall guys.
And that's their entire life, is to wait until I get on stream every night and wait
to snipe me and stream snipe me and fall guys.
This is the game that I'm pretty sure they make just for you.
It's called no one likes you.
I bet he hates me.
Hey, Dad.
Dad, I'm going to school.
Okay.
I will build something with her.
Yes, sir.
Can I go with you, please?
No.
I'm going to school.
Okay.
I'm going to school.
No.
Come on.
Listen.
You're a teen first base tomorrow.
Oh my goodness, it's actually a look inside the life of a stream sniper.
Why don't we go tomorrow?
That would be cool.
Why team with the team?
Thanks dad, I have to go to school now.
Let's go to school.
Well, I can't wait to get to school and get a swirly and get shoved in a locker and then
As soon as I get out of school, I'm gonna run home and string snipe K-So.
Do not go here.
Huh, okay.
I warned you.
Huh, okay.
What are you doing here, kid?
I'm a stream sniper and I don't know how to follow instructions or read.
Nothing, sorry.
Yeah.
No problem.
Man, I wish I was your age.
Wow.
It's not that great.
Man, I wish it was my life.
And that's what the stream sniper said.
15 years from now.
You better study or you'll end up like me.
What do you need him for?
What do you need a gun for?
Don't you watch news.
There's been a danger in this simulantly.
I need to have protection.
What are you doing here still?
Hurry up to school.
Okay.
At least he was nice.
W man, he was nice
What is this game man one word cinema?
Oh car crash that's rough. What a school that is this school up here
Why is it PS1.5 graphics? No, PS1 graphics are better than this. But I don't know, it's
great though.
Warm with the five.
Hey, are you the school bully?
Sup.
Get a lift from me, ugly loser.
No one likes you.
FACTS!
Man, I just arrived and you attack already.
Well done to ride next time, bitch.
Yeah, leave, man.
Good afternoon, class.
Hey.
I checked your tests.
I already know I got an F.
Because I was too busy staying up,
stream sniping queso and fall guys
than doing anything productive in my life.
And now that's why I'm going to get an F.
I'm glad I'm here. Except you. Only you failed this test.
Oh, man. I guess you are not only hated, but also stupid.
You're right.
I'll have, I'll have them.
You are the worst student in this class.
Maybe consider studying.
But no! I want to get old fall guys as great as I can go and not!
I want to study!
Maybe consider leaving this school and getting your shit together.
The towns you are a true loser.
All right, that is all for today.
See you tomorrow.
Okay!
And don't forget to finish your homework.
Okay, I do my homework!
I'm dead.
She is beautiful.
You want to go to our doctor?
Hey!
Hi.
I want to go out.
Are you for real?
Yes.
No, no, no.
Look at you.
Go away.
Why are y'all staring at me like that?
What do they say to have it like that?
Life of a stream sniper fax, bruh.
I told y'all when I first started this game, this is based off stream snipers, because
the name of the game is no one likes you.
I'm back home.
Hi dad.
I'm tired.
Leave me alone.
Yes sir.
What is wrong with me?
What was that?
Dad, it's my 18th birthday.
You promised we could go hunting today.
Let's go hunting.
Hi, Dad.
So are we going hunting later?
Yes, yes, whatever.
Just leave me alone now.
It's my 18th birthday!
I forgot it's my 18th birthday.
No, no. Happy birthday. I'm really busy now.
Watching TV.
Don't shoot at school.
You're annoying.
Meow!
I've got to go to school on my 18th birthday. I can't even stay home
I'm gonna go back here and talk to my friend again
Hey, man, I'm back again
Why not that's all you got to say
Oh
He's waiting for me to stream so he can stream Snipe Me Too.
It truly runs in the family, don't it?
I didn't even do that!
I'm sorry.
Bro can't catch a break.
Bro cannot catch a break.
Why are you already looking at me, bro?
Why is everybody...
Why is everybody looking at me?
You did well, Rick.
Me?
No, I didn't!
Why?
Because I was too busy stream sniping K-Sofa, guys.
Woof!
What do you mean, anything in your life?
Strength's not a case of a fall, guys.
Guess I was ready to punch you.
What do you mean?
Anyways, let's start with class.
That will be it for today.
See you tomorrow.
Okay.
Gigi.
Game of the century.
I just tore my ACL in my left leg.
What was that?
I just heard a gunshot or something.
Wait a minute.
He was the only nice guy, exactly.
Wow, that was creepy. I'll see that. Dad, are we going hunting?
Dad, do we go hunting now?
Take the gun.
Okay.
Dad.
Where am I?
You are in jail for mentally ill people.
Why?
You suck her dead in your chest.
Is he alive?
in the hospital. Doctors are fighting for that poor man's life. Why would you even do that?
You don't understand. It was not me. I saw monster charging at me.
I can bear witness to that. That's what I saw too.
That was not true.
Who'd be a monster either?
Isn't he?
Game made my perfect game once.
Game made by perfect game one two three mad game of a year dude
We two for two on them right now.
Hey chat, we two for two on them.
Can we go three for three?
Can we go three for three two for three I'm not even going to consider that first one I'll
count that fearscape chat do y'all remember the devs like a couple years ago that pronounced
ending and they spelled it EDN and it was a meme ever since same devs but the last
If y'all remember that game that we stayed over at that grandma's house and she kept
going to the basement over and over again, and she came home and said she got beat up,
that was actually a good game.
So maybe they make actual like good games now.
And this is another one from them.
It's a demo.
So let's see if it's good.
Microphone.
What's your name?
You know what song this reminds me of?
That's all this reminds me of.
That must be it, this song.
you
You
I'm dying to be you.
Lock in.
I'm dying to be you.
It's spooky time up in this dying bubble.
You better believe it.
Did you wash your hands?
Always.
Hey, always.
All night, always!
Lock in, Jack!
first hour of RE9's a banger. You better not say nothing else. You better not, you better
not even think about spoiling. You playing it on stream? I am not answering that question.
What song was that? Um, the word that was to two words that was repeated five. You know
what? I'm not even gonna be rude. The name of the song was good by horses by Q Lazarus.
She rest in peace
Make she rest in peace
Lock in
The family trip demo
Graphics on a hundred you already know why I'm a gone head am I working?
Oh, yeah. Prefire sensitivity. Let's go like here. Let us go. I don't have any progress.
So, yes.
We're going on a family trip.
have everything you need honey yeah I think so hey come on champ it's gonna be
fun don't call me champ dad I'm grown
you don't sound very convinced I'm just not used to trips like this I'd rather
stay home and play video games all day and not go anywhere and do anything
But yeah, that's kind of the point. We've all been a little distant lately. Distant
how? Busy, tired, always doing our own thing? Yeah, I like playing video games.
This trip is for us to be together again. I guess you're right. You know what? W
parents. They're trying. They're actually trying. Let's take the boxes to the car
now. Volume a little low. Can I fix that? Nope, that's maxed out.
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
Nice neighborhood, though.
Okay, here, nothing.
neighborhood kind of clean. I'm not a fan of the bushes. The bushes are making it look
a little too like overgrown. Yeah, way too many bushes in this neighborhood. Not gonna
There's way way too many and on top of that our grass ain't even cut
Good job, let's go to the car
Family round twi up.
I wanna go home.
I wanna play my video game.
I can faintly hear some music.
Y'all hear that?
Dad, can we stop?
I need to use the bad though.
All right, hold on a bit.
There's a gas station nearby.
I like how the credits are coming through.
Y'all have really stepped y'all's game up here escape.
Not gonna lie.
Y'all have stepped y'all's game up.
Nearby equals 10 miles.
True.
Look, like brothers, let me jump out the car real quick.
Yo dad, we're on a highway going like 10 miles an hour.
I gots to use the rest room.
Can you, can you speed her up a little bit?
Oh, there's the bathroom right there.
I mean, the gas station.
Literally how my aunt drives.
You got speed up a little bit man. I ain't saying go speeding or nothing, but Godly I've got you to rare one
You can go to the bathroom now your mom and I need to talk about something. We'll wait for you here. Okay. What they talk about
Now, uh-oh, they got some problems.
Yo, Warmi with the T and gifted.
W, Warmi with the T and gifted.
So, Bs with 5,000 bits, WBs with the 5,000 bits.
Howdy, you said howdy.
My brother's birthday tomorrow,
I was hoping you could wish him happy birthday.
His name's Parker, he's turning 26.
Y'all happy 26th birthday Parker,
hope you have a great day.
Chat show Parker happy 26th birthday.
Happy 26th birthday Parker, thank you.
Appreciate you Bs, I've seen that WBs
with like 7,000 bits, I appreciate that for real.
Thank you.
I appreciate you, uh, cyber wormy with another 50 gifted Lord hat mercy.
Give me some dubious for wormy with another 50 gifted Lord, Lord, Lord.
W wormy for real.
I appreciate that.
Wormy.
All right.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
I've got a bathroom.
I gotta go doom, doom.
Excuse me.
We're the bathroom man.
Chat day out there arguing bro.
Why day out there arguing?
Oh, this must be the bathroom right here.
It's locked?
Oh, I gotta go ask for the key.
Okay, yeah.
Chat imagine we go to the bathroom,
come out and our parents just left us.
us could you imagine excuse me sir you got a key to the bathroom
bathroom's locked
That's why I just asked for a key.
Your parents out there?
Yeah.
Bought a pump.
I see them.
You want a long trip?
Sir!
You're being creepy.
Give me the keys to the bathroom for real.
I think so.
You don't talk much.
Why would I want to talk to you?
I don't know you.
I just want to use the bathroom.
Take the keys.
Finally, I was hitting the wrong button.
Thank you.
Asking all these questions about you don't talk much well. I look like when I talk for I'm trying to go to back though
I don't know you
Wow he keeps it clean in here though I gotta say
No sink wait no sink is insane
We can't even wash our hands dude
Dude.
Somebody gonna be standing right here, watch.
I told you!
Ready?
Yeah, ready.
Come on, son, cheer up, you're gonna love it.
You're right, sorry, I'm just tired.
All right, let's get back to the car
Okay, but first I need to return the keys to the man who works here
He lit them to me so I can use the bathroom
All right, I'll wait for you
Chats, something ain't right, huh?
Chats, something ain't right
Here you go
Thanks for the little use of the bathroom
no problem you know some kids don't like trips like this they remember things
better than adults do okay I mean cool I guess
All right, on the road again, can't wait to get on that road again, on the road again,
can't wait to get on that road again.
here? Cinema! Cinema!
All right. We're here. See that man over there? He's the one I rented the cabin from. You
two stay here for a second. I'll go talk to him. We're dead. We are dead. Hello, how
were you sorry for the delay? We had to stop at a gas station. No problem at all.
Everything's perfectly fine. So everything settled just like we arranged
over the phone. Yes, just I just came to give you the key. This key is for the
front gate. Make sure you close it. Sometimes animals wonder in. Of course,
don't worry. I'll take care of it. Anything else? Oh, yes. There's
another cabin nearby. It's been abandoned for years. You'll see tape
that says do not cross. You can cross it, but you shouldn't. A, in other words, GG. Someone
explained what happened. I got ads. We left the gas station and we pulled up and apparently
our dad rented us a cabin. And this is the person that we rented the cabin from. Alright,
you very much for everything. You're welcome. Enjoy your stay. We're dead.
All right family, we're here. Excited? Is there a game console in here? Is there
Internet? Is there Internet? Is there a TV? Is there Internet? A phone charger? And a fan?
If so, then yeah. I went on vacation just to stay in the house and play video games
all day. Well, then our family trip officially starts now. Let's grab the boxes and take
him inside. I don't want to be on vacation. I don't want to go home and play video games.
Hey, I don't feel good. I think I need to go home. We can't drive the car all the
way up here? Let's see what kind of cabin he rented us, Chad. I wonder if he did good
selecting us a cabin. I don't know if I have much faith. Hey, can y'all slow down?
You know what it's not that bad you know what Chad I was expecting way worse it is actually
Not that bad at all. No joke.
All right, good job. Now let's take the boxes into the cabinet.
Is there internet? Is there a TV?
Is there a phone charger?
Gain console.
Let me know.
All right, that's it. We're done unpacking. It's already getting dark. Let's start getting
the campfire ready. Ethan, you want to come gather some firewood with me? It'll be fun.
All right.
Yo, I appreciate that strawberry. Thank you W. Strawberry for the thousand bits. I appreciate that strawberry. Thank you. I
Guess we got to go gather some firewood chat grandma with the fire
All right, let's do this make it quicker grab about four pieces of firewood
I'll head towards the entrance. Stay around here. Roughly up to the fire pit area.
Once you're done, put the wood in the fire pit and head back into the cabin.
So, we went on family vacations just for me to sit here and do some chore skis.
Are we for real ski? I don't want to get no fire wood ski.
I don't even want to do no fire ski. I want to go home and play video games.
My heart just give to beat I'm dead.
Man this family vacation sucks man.
Talking about we going on a family vacation.
All we're doing is going to a place with no electricity in the middle of the woods.
Like bro, what's you mean?
Like if you wanted to do that, we should have just cut the fuse box off at the crib.
We just stay in the house no buyer.
Uh, yo, happy early birthday, Bryn, you thank you.
Man, where this firewood at, man?
Can't go over here, I don't know if I'm gonna walk up this way.
put a tent in the backyard. Facts. We could have just put a tent in the backyards,
you dude.
What did you just say?
Hey, case I gotta go to bed. I have an internship start tomorrow. I dare you
to go to bed. I double dog dare you. I wish you would turn this stream off
and lay your head on that pillow and see what happens.
I got a internship tomorrow. You know what I got to do tomorrow? Stream. You don't see
me complaining. Grandma with the fire.
Who there goes one?
I got your footsteps.
Did you all heard that?
talk about uh I gotta go to bed for an internship so you're gonna go to bed what did you did
you did your internet cut off if you're not actively watching you can leave it on you
You can leave the stream running right? You know that.
You can't leave it up.
If the volume's a problem, just turn it down.
But if you mute it, you're going to get banned too.
So choose your next decision wisely.
All right, we need one more piece here. Wiggles with the fire. Thank you.
Buddy, there's 54k people in here. Yeah, and then what happened? Yeah, so
I'm over here doing all this hard work, grabbing all this firewood, collecting all this, all
this firewood, doing all this hard, backbreaking work, and you want to go to bed.
I dealt with two hours of stream snipers and you want to go to bed.
Done, I'll head back to the cabinet and risk for a little bit.
I keep hearing stuff. I can barely hear it though because the volume in this game is
so low. Yo devs, I know you're watching. Y'all got to turn this volume up in this game.
I can't barely hear nothing. Everything's matched out too. I know this is just a demo,
I'm just letting y'all know, what a front world.
Hey, wake up, buddy.
Well, you were out for a while.
Didn't think you'd get that tired.
Come on, get up, we're heading to the campfire.
Your mom's already waiting outside.
Oh, just let me sleep.
Wait, this place does have power.
Bro, why is he standing like that,
talking about like mama just threw up?
Hey, we going to the campfire?
Okay.
Hey dad, you didn't think to bring a flashlight or nothing like that?
It's dark out here.
Yo dad, you didn't bring no flashlight.
All right, we need to get the fire going want to do what son yeah sure here take this
That's insane. I'm crazy. I'm crazy.
Hey, remember that camping trip we took to the coast?
You want that old rusty grill?
Yeah, and you almost set the tent on fire?
Hey, that was the wind's fault.
Good one, dad.
And the lighter fluid you cast brand.
That was strategy.
It's been years since we did something like this.
That's exactly why we're here.
And I hope it's years for we do something like this again.
You're taking away
from my video game time. Resident Evil 9 came out
this weekend, dad.
I was going to sit in the house all weekend and play Resident Evil 9 with butt naked Leon
Kennedy Mod. Full butt naked and he's got nothing but high heels on and he's just butt
naked. And I was going to do that all weekend but instead you dragged me out here to the
the middle of the woods and got me s...
It's the fact that I looked over at Chad and saw so many people say same that it's
Oh, man.
Oh, Lord.
Not exactly.
We said we wouldn't start.
what y'all got going on dad what y'all arguing about I'm not starting
anything then don't make it sound like that hey y'all need to relax
can we do something fun tomorrow we'll see what do you mean we'll see dad you
took me off we're on vacation what do you mean we'll see what if we'll do
something fun or not. What does that even mean? It's supposed to be fun.
Can't wait till I turn 18. I'm gonna move out. I'm gonna move out. I'm gonna
give me a job. I'm gonna go give me a job at the Pigley Wigley stocking
shelves. Okay, what it is?
I'm tired of living here with job.
Take me on these trips. I want to go on. You're gonna take me on trip
on Resident Evil 9 for these weekend.
You know, many people playing Resident Evil 9 right now and then
I'm gonna see a Leon Butt naked.
It's always we'll see.
Facts, mom, tell him, he's shripping.
Not now.
What do y'all got going on?
Then when?
Ethan, stay here, okay?
Your dad and I need to talk about something.
Wait, what you mean?
Wait, what you mean? Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, where y'all going? Hey!
I hear something.
I don't know what's going on with them lately. It's the same thing every time.
They probably think I'm too dumb to notice they've been fighting.
I'm not here by myself, I'm kind of scared, I hear like some crunching, dude I hear some
leaves rustling.
Hello?
Hey, can y'all come back?
I hear something.
There's about to be a real bad jump scare chat.
You better prepare yourself.
We're mom at.
Hey, let's head back to the cabin.
Your mom and I had a small argument.
I'm sorry you had to see that.
Wait, where's she at?
Hold up, bruh.
Why would she know hold up?
I'm going to go check this quarter party.
Did he do something?
Let me find out how he did something.
I'm not trying to use the bathroom.
Hey, when we get in this cabin we better see mom in here.
Yeah, we're mom and for real
We left the fire going by the way we're going to catch a force on fire
I got a bad feeling he did something.
runs out dot dot dot yeah buddy okay dude shut up you think I'm stupid a wind
gust could come through and throw a ember off to the side and catch something
on fire it's not about it
What?
Who am I playing as the mom now?
So she's not dead. Okay, we're good. We're playing as the mom now, Chad. She's not dead.
I need to use the back of there was one around here somewhere oh she's about to be dead
yeah cuz there's no bathroom in the house there's a bathroom that's way out there that
for the party? No, bro. She gonna be dead.
Chat, she gone.
No flashlight is crazy.
Here's some leaves rustling.
The camera has the cabin has no electricity but no plumbing yet
that's wild. Like, bro, you couldn't just slap a toilet in
there? Like, come on. Or not even that put the porta potty
right beside the house. Why is the porta potty like a block
away?
What was it?
Hold on.
WStream, WKSO, Good Night, KSO, WStream, yo Anna.
Have I clicked the in-stream button?
What do you mean?
You made it all this way.
You can't wait till the end of this game.
You're going now.
You're risking a ban for a mere couple of minutes.
Hi, Anna.
You know what I must say, Chad?
This is a pretty clean port-a-potty here.
All right chat, it's extremely late at night right now in real life, so I'm going to give
you all the pre warning here.
Prepare yourself for a jump scare for real.
Who is that and why does he have a knife?
How do you just stay quiet?
What was that. Why do you try to get inside? I need to get back to the cabinet and tell
them we have to leave. Chase sequence activated. She's a runner, she's a track star. She got
She got out of the way when it gives her.
She got in the pain, she can't get scarred.
Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
Never mind, there was no chase sequence there.
I was fully expecting one, too.
No!
Yo, I'm not going to lie chat.
Fierce scape has really turned it around.
They're making pretty good games now.
No joke, they're making pretty good game.
The only problem with this game was,
was that the audio was a little too low,
but I'm ready for this demo to come out too.
That was a good demo right there.
Chat, the worst part about demos
always waiting for them things to come out after we plan. Lord have mercy. That's always the worst part
right there actually. Hey, W game either way in great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey,
appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gifted subs,
donuts, bits, follows. And of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out. Hey, y'all have
have a good rest of your night, have a good day tomorrow.
And I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
have a good night.
Peace out y'all.
Go, hoop.
Shea.