Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Cheers.
I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more, yet again, again, once more, again,
yet again, once more.
hoodie. I repeat black hoodie up in this thing. Yo, little soccer
Kentucky cases. DJ I see void KDX, uh, uh, garlic, uh, brown D.
Mr. Love KL, Judy lives Sierra lead divine kit ring Linda
Vaseline, Paul's, Isaiah, Field, Sword, Full, Ray, W, Subbers, Man, Preach, St. John.
Shadhouse, everybody's day, go on a scale of one to ten, let me hear it, huh?
Diana with the five.
How are you enjoying Resident Evil 9?
Buddy, oh buddy, oh pal, let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you how I am.
Let me tell you, man, I'll tell you.
So as you know, I am not streaming Resident Evil 9, but I started playing it last night.
I'm about nine hours deep.
Yeah.
We're about nine hours deep.
And so far, so far I must say it's looking top three all time,
bro.
It's looking top three resident evil all time.
It's insane.
It is so good.
It is, it is so good.
I'm about close to nine hours in.
It is Arkansas Board of Health with the five gifted.
It's probably top three resident evils, it's so good.
And you know, here's,
remember when I was telling y'all last night
about how most resident evils,
it feels like there's certain parts
that's like a slog to get through,
You know what I mean?
Dude, this one ain't got none of those parts yet, bro.
It ain't got nothing that I'd be like, man,
this sucks to have to do this.
It's perfectly balanced.
And I thought about recording it,
but I started thinking to myself, I was like, dude,
I'm just going to get in here, forget the entire universe.
I'm not going to try to be entertaining.
I'm just going to get in here and play it by myself.
And I'm glad I did.
Because this is one of the best gaming experiences
that I have had in a minute.
No joke.
It is great.
It is absolutely.
And I will say this, too.
I will say this, too.
It is by far the scariest resident evil.
like by far the scariest resident evil that dude I want to spoil nothing but
that thing that that thing at the start is so scary and then Thomas is scary
32. Y'all seen Thomas yet?
Beast mode with the 50 gifted W beast mode with the 50 gifted presates you beast mode. Thank you.
W beast mode with the 50. Presate that beast mode. Thank you.
The train. No, you have to read up the lore in the game to know who Thomas is, but you'll know Thomas if you see him
takes up the whole hallway. Right. You've seen him.
You've seen Thomas if you've gotten any far in the game at all, dude that takes
up the whole hallway. If you ought to know that dude's name his name is Thomas in
case you skip the notes. Major with the five, thank you. Talk about Leon.
He's cooler than he's ever been, man.
He's cooler than he's ever been, man.
He's just cool.
Fry with the five.
He's just cool, man.
golly oh my goodness and I just got passed apart oh my goodness dude I
don't want to spoil nothing but my biggest fear is in the game and it's like
horrible but horribly bad
That's all I'll say about that.
Marky Mark and don't wash with the five.
But yeah, it's been a spiritual experience.
Haven't seen enough Leon yet, but there's been some.
Bro's looking absolutely ripped.
Shirt looks like it's begging for mercy because bro so swole he's busting out the shirt like he's the whole
You know he's he's he's you know he's cool
he's like
He's like he's better than he's ever been and he's like 40 something he's crazy
Zonda with the five I
I don't know what yo y'all did hurt up with them butt naked Leon Kennedy mods
no job because as soon as one of those come out and I looked last night there
wasn't none there but as soon as they're out you know I'm down low no I'm
cabin I did not love I did not do that. That's actually a joke. No joke.
But yeah,
I'm about
Yeah, about eight close to nine hours in.
I got off stream last night, played it for about four straight hours, and then
I woke up today, played it for about four straight hours.
And I'll probably have the entire game beat before I go to bed after stream tonight
And then I'll be depressed because it's over
But yeah, it is what it is
It's great. It's great though
It is look
So far now oh
Oh
And uh grace is goaded dude grace is awesome
Zonda with the five pre-sates you zonda with the five grace is goaded
What was I saying? Oh
Yeah, so far
So far
I think it's a top three resident evil of all time.
And I think it's easily, easily a top three resident evil of all time.
So far, it's not been beaten yet.
There's nothing in it that's like, again, I use the word slog, because that's the best name.
There's nothing in it that's like a slog to get through that if I ever wanted to play the game again,
I would look to it and be like, man, I never want to do that again, right?
And there's something like that in a lot of resident evil games.
But in this one, there has been nothing so far that I've looked at and been like,
this will prevent me from ever playing it again right here, right?
It's got it.
Resident Evil 2 sewers.
The resident evil 2 sewers suck, but they're not like that, that bad.
Okay, Betch Army, appreciate you.
I can't give y'all a rating on it yet, because I haven't beat it.
It's that good.
Oh, it's that good.
Oh, oh, it's that, it's that good, buddy.
I have absolutely, and I'm the biggest resident, one of the biggest resident-able fans on
the planet which is the reason I didn't make content out of it because this is
something that I wanted to just be alone with pause right and if there was
something to complain about with the game I would complain about it but I'm
dead serious so far there's it's it's dude I'm not even glazing it's borderline
perfect. I'm not even glazing dude. It's borderline perfect man. Grace's part,
borderline perfect. Leon part is of course perfect because you're looking at
Leon Kennedy's backside while you're playing right. So it's gonna be perfect.
But on top of that, the gameplay is peak, dude, dude.
It's great.
I would have spoiled it for y'all, but I'm not done.
I'm going to wait until like middle of next week to give like a full review of what I
think because I don't want to spoil a none right now.
Man!
Let me tell ya!
Poppy playtime is better.
If you genuinely think that, you actually need to go be evaluated.
Like I'm so serious.
Like if you...
There is legitimately no way that there's any universe that you could ever think that
in your life.
That is the most absurd thing I think I've ever heard.
Like actually, that is the farthest from the true thing I think I've ever heard
in my entire life.
You can't even put them in the same universe and I'm on the same caliber.
I like me some poppy playtime buddy.
But Resident Evil doesn't even know poppy playtime exists.
They're not, they're not saying the universe big dog.
Stop.
Brian Scalabrini is closer to LeBron James
than poppy playtime is the Resident Evil.
Don't you ever again say something that,
You're lucky. If I'd have clicked your name in time, I'd have banned you for that.
That's unbelievable.
The fact that matter of fact, get a band. Where's he at?
Poppy plates on chapter five wasn't the best, honestly.
Oh, well, that don't matter.
The best poppy plates I've ever made could come out tomorrow and it wouldn't
be as good as the worst for us in an evil game. That's just how it is.
Like, let's be honest here for a minute.
And that's coming from a poppy playtime fan, too. It's just they're not,
it's not nothing you can compare.
It's like comparing potato chips to light.
A couple of white rice.
It's not saying universe.
You can't, you can't compare, you'd be disrespecting resident evil by comparing it.
Anna with the five.
But anyway, I'm trying to think of something that I could complain about with it.
There ain't nothing there.
dude there's nothing that a complaint about. Like, I can't. And like I said, I'm the biggest
residential fan ever. And if there was something bad in the game, I'd be like, okay, this
part sucks. But dude, I'm nine hours deep and every minute of it's been the best thing
Ever? I'm sorry. C Davis with the five. Brand new character come in, Grace. You are immediately
invested in Grace because she's cool. You see a little story, right? I won't get into
that. I want to but I'm not. I'm not gonna get into that with the other individual within
Grace's story. We're not gonna get into that. I could ruin it for y'all but I'm
not. Um, but I won't. No, I'm not talking about Leon. Anna with the five. Thank you.
But chat. Look here, dude. Chat chat. Look, look here, man. Red did redemption to
is better in my opinion. What is that comparison? You can't even compare that.
Hollow King with the TN. You know what? I'm going to say this right here. Red Dead Redemption
two is my favorite video game ever created. But if I was locked in a box for the rest of my life
and I was forced to choose between either two game series Red Dead one and Red Dead two to play
for the rest of my life or the or the Resident Evil franchise, I would select the Resident Evil
franchise to play for the rest of my life because there's I mean there's just the story
there's more of them. You can't compare red dead to resident evil. They're two
totally different things. They are both the absolute pinnacle of what they do.
Red Dead Redemption is like the pinnacle of an open-world storytelling Wild West
game and Resident Evil is like the pinnacle of zombies with a story.
They're incomparable. They're both goaded. You would disrespect both of them by comparing.
Vail with the 25, give the W. Vail with the 25, give the thank you, Vail. I like the last
of us. I mean, Resident Evil absolutely smashes the last of us, but okay. The last of us
isn't bad. Don't get me wrong. But it is, you can't compare to Resident Evil or nothing
That's just not something you can, you know, do and with this one, especially with this most recent resident evil game that just came out, Resident Evil 9 Requiem.
Oh man, they just cemented their legacy even further, buddy. They could have easily dropped the ball. They could have easily came out with Resident Evil 9 Requiem and it sucked.
sucked what they did. It's insane.
Fallout stop. Stop comparing apples to oranges, bud.
You over here told us to fall out. They're not the same.
Now, I will say this.
If I was locked in a room and it was the entire fallout franchise versus the resident evil
franchise and I had to play one the rest of my life, you're choosing fallout there.
But that's only if you're locked in a room the rest of your life, right?
There's just more to play at the end of the day.
You know what I mean?
You could play like Fallout New Vegas and Fallout 4 for 10 years straight and probably
still not see everything in the game.
You know what I mean?
That's how crazy they are.
But again, I don't know why you're even bringing up Fallout vs. Resident Evil.
I'm here to see Fallout is so big, okay, you're banned, come here, don't run.
peace. Peace. I don't know what you thought you was saying there. What do you mean fallouts
men? What do you think you're saying? Burger King Mike? Does the Mike sound bad, Chad? Yo!
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Hello, hello, hello?
Yo.
Yo.
Hello, hello, hello?
Might sound good, why?
Why, why, why?
Why?
I'm about to be spoiled if we're y'all, are you ready?
Look at this.
Here's what happens so far, nine hours in.
Look here, non-plan, I would never do that.
Not with my beloved resident evil.
I would not take that experience away.
Now if there was a stream sniper only audio,
I'd be sitting here spoiling the first nine hours of Resident Evil 9.
Thank you. If it was all the stream snipers here, me, I'd tell them exactly what's happened
so far.
Or everything I love, I would.
I'd be screaming it to the rooftops, dude, screaming it.
Somebody got lobster-faced ads. Are y'all gonna ads right now?
Ha! And they're gonna hit with ads again. Ha! Ha!
sucks. Case to deal with the five. Thank you. Silent Hill is way better than any resident
evil. You are the dumbest person in here. You're almost tied with the person that said
Poppy playtime was better than resident evil
You know odd with the five. Thank you
Case if you ever played visage I saw a video called the scarce war game ever
Yeah, I played it like three years ago on stream. It was pretty scary. I'm not gonna lie
Chat who was here when I played this it's dude. You're a true og if you was here when I played this itch
Who was here when I played it?
Yeah, I played this is this is was good. I'm not gonna lie this is was good. I
Missed with this it was pretty scary when I say it's the scariest game ever. No
Scariest game ever might be like
What is the scariest game ever?
Joey with the 10.
I think the thing with games that have like something that always chases you around loses
its scare factor.
That's why I don't really like horror games that you're constantly running from something
because you get used to seeing it and it becomes unscary
and it becomes a thing of just like you're trying to avoid it.
Right?
Like no matter how creepy, or,
creepy, no matter how creepy the monster is,
you kind of get used to it
if you're constantly running from it.
Like for example, that insanely scary creature
in Resident Evil Requiem at the start of the game,
it keeps popping in here and there,
But it's never constantly there to where you're used to it and it becomes unscary.
It stays scary, right?
PT?
No, man.
No.
I know we it's between like look a minty is up there.
I know what the scariest game of all time is.
Anytime anybody ever asked me yo I want to play like a super scary game what do you got
watch this. This game right here, chat. Not this. From the darkness. Who remembers from
the darkness. I'm not going to lie. This could be. Do you see that?
June 30th, 2023. I probably had 5,000 viewers. Look at this.
There is somebody in my chat three years ago with the name CeCe's Pizza LOL.
What?
What did bro see?
What did bro see?
Anyway, look, this game might have been the scariest, who remembers?
Not many people remember.
I'm skinnier now than I was here, by the way.
Dude, this game was scary, bro.
From the darkness was scary for real.
No jokes, ski.
What's in the closet?
What's in the closet?
Oh!
Yeah, this game was...
This game was creepy, bruh!
No joke!
creepy brah. No joke. That was back when I was in a trap house. Look how big the face
cam is. Yup. From the darkness was a scary one. A minty's up there. Silent steel two
is up there. Chast. Silent steel two was really crazy brah. Silent steel two. You
looked way younger. Buddy. No, I did not. That was just three years ago. Huntsman. I
don't even count Huntsman. I honestly, I can't even count Huntsman because that's
like, okay, giant spiders. You know what I mean? That's obviously gonna be
because that's my worst fear. But you can't even, you can't even consider Huntsman.
So I said that look like 2016 big dog. I was working at a rice mill in 2016.
Matter of fact, no, I wouldn't. I was just graduating high school in 2016, then
going to work at a rice mill. I was not streaming.
Yep. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. This year marks 10 years since I graduated high school.
Oh. Oh my goodness.
I was seven? You was seven in 2016? So you're what? That means you was born in 2009.
You're literally what? 12? You shouldn't be in here.
Wait, 17?
I got married for the first time in 2016 what what's you mean for the first time hope everything's good with you
Hope you good, bro
Who just said they were for bro, I don't know 2016's a long time ago
Well, just remember case Chris will always beat Leon.
Resident Evil is one of the best game series there is.
I'm just sad I have to wait till next week to my nine.
Yeah, that's why I'm not spoiling it for y'all.
Because think, probably half the chat tonight
is playing Resident Evil 9 while they're watching.
imagine I was playing it at the same time they wouldn't even be able to watch.
That's just another reason that I'm glad I played it offline.
Well there's 40k right now there's at least a thousand people in here playing Resident Evil 9.
Type one if you're playing Resident Evil 9 right now.
There's spiders, I know.
I know.
Trust me.
Trust me, I know.
Yo, happy birthday, uh, Samantha, Samantha, tell Samantha happy birthday, happy birthday,
Samantha, thank you. Leon Kennedy's Latina wife with the five gifted. Thank you. Yo,
Leon Kennedy's Latina wife, you've been in your gifted subs. That ain't yo man. Okay.
ain't your man right there. Leon belongs with Ada. True. And you don't want to get
in Ada's way, buddy. So if any of y'all think y'all got a chance with Leon
Kennedy, good luck going through Ada Wong, buddy. She will have you dead
before you even knew he was before you even knew you was alive. Yeah, good
Look, everybody always think they got a chance
with Leon Kennedy.
Ada's right there peeking through your kitchen window
with a sniper rifle with a laser aimed at your chest.
You better take that back if you think
you're going to get with Leon.
Ada would like to have a word.
You'd be dead and gone, quick.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me one.
Oh does it okay bet dark thank you.
Case I never played fallout.
So since it was brought up earlier it's fallout new Vegas your favorite fallout.
Yes.
Not only is fallout new Vegas my favorite fallout.
It is one of my favorite games ever made.
It's probably top five.
favorite game ever made. Believe it or not. It's a little dated though so if you're just
gonna if you're just starting to play fallout you might as well go ahead and download fallout
4 not gonna lie. You can't go wrong with fallout 4. Fallout New Vegas is peak fallout but it's
a little dated so you're gonna need some mods with it but if you want to do all that just go
head just go ahead and run Fallout 4. One of the most fun things you can ever do in a video game
is play Fallout 4 survival mode. It is so fun. Fallout 4 survival is so fun.
Fallout 3 is the best. I like Fallout 3 too, but it just looks so bad. It looks so bad.
I love Fallout 3. I've beaten it multiple times, way back in the day, but it just looks so bad.
It's oh. If there was ever a game that needed a remaster, it would be Fallout 3.
If Fallout 3 got a remaster, oh my goodness. If Fallout New Vegas and Fallout 3 got a remaster,
you would not see me for a month. I'm serious.
You better hope that fallout new Vegas and fallout three never gets a remaster
because I will literally you will not see me for a month man I am gonna lock
myself away in a room and just I'm just gonna be there it's gonna be bad I will
die in there from not moving how did he die corner he didn't move for 20
straight days. He got a blood clot and died. What was he doing? Well, when we
found him in his room, he was sitting on a pile of cup noodles and there was
fallout New Vegas remastered paused on his computer. So I guess he died doing
what he loved.
I'll be in there. Yeah.
Godly
Stabbed with the five. Thank you.
Chat like no joke. It was rumored there like a month ago. What
in it? It was rumored like a month ago that they were going
to remaster them.
I'm not going to lie. If they remastered New Vegas and fall
out three, that would unironically as sad as this
is to say, be one of the best days of my life.
I I do I'd probably have a heart attack just for being so happy
Man
They confirmed it
Wear it at the end
Well, I don't need no confirmation. I need to know where it's at
Was it come out next week? Uh next month
Where where that bubble?
It's going to be a shadow drop.
Oh, dude.
I'm sure if they shadow drop a fallout remake, I'm going to upload me twerking in the shower butt naked on Twitter.
Lord, you wouldn't even know what to do with me.
Golly.
You are.
Did you play the Witcher 3?
Yes, I did not like the Witcher 3. I tried multiple times to play it but it's
just not my style. I'm not saying it's a bad game, but it's not for me. No joke. I
did not like it at all. I was not a fan.
Yeah, uncultured, buddy, buddy, I just didn't like it.
Baldur's Gate 3, I don't like turn-based games.
I can't just sit there while somebody's hitting me, like let me retaliate now.
I don't want to sit there and watch this team move around and set up and shoot me, and I just sit there.
No, if you swing on me, I'm gonna be able to fight back instantaneously.
But yeah, turn base is garbage.
A lot of people like turn base though.
Don't hate on the turn base crowd, they will kill you Fred.
They'll be outside your house with pitchforks and torches ready to burn your house down
if you talk crazy about a turn base game.
That's why I'm not talking bad about them. I'm just saying they're not really my
thing. Big stinky fart juice with the five gifted and on that note you already
know what time it is. Lord have mercy it's about to get bad in here. Run up
prediction. Man, oh man. Oh man, it's about to get ugly.
Chat. It is about to get ugly in here, dude.
Lord.
Lord.
You know what that music means? That means something's bad's about to happen.
I'm literally losing my voice from yelling at this game. My voice keeps
cracking. It's over.
This dude just gifted five subs. His name is I'm Case. I eat dookie. Big dog.
What
Big dog what
Crazy prediction what is the prediction bad
Wait hold up is the prediction bad
Okay, dude, what is that name man thanks for the five man
Okay, y'all are about to be cron and dude y'all are about to be cron and up in here
look at this. Yo, Synth with the 10,000 bits. W Synth with the 10,000 bits. Appreciate that
Synth. Case your kitchen is meant. Love the design. W kitchen. Thank you Synth. W Synth
for real. I appreciate that. 82% on no. You know what's crazy, Chad? I have seen a whole
lot worse than that, like no joke I have. I have seen a whole lot worse. All reality
this ain't that bad. No joke. It really ain't that bad at all. Give the nasty idiots.
Thank you for a 10.
I am unbelievable!
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I'm not winning this.
I'm not winning this lurmins in here.
I'm not winning this lurmins in here.
It's over. I have no chance.
GG.
Dude, how are you, yo, Keelum?
How are you this far back?
Who else in here?
There's no way you're this far back.
Congratulations ma'am on a successful birth.
What do you want your newborns first actions to be?
Well, put him a Playstation in there with Fall Guys and his incubator and let him play
it while I'm resting.
who was just playing right there.
Whoever that was was literally born 30 minutes ago.
That is the most unbelievable game play
I've ever seen in my life.
That is unbelievable.
What was that?
You're gonna see a picture on Twitter later,
later of the kid, the Inky Bear,
that was just born with a follow-up remote in his hand.
What's that?
Dude!
I'm in disbelief!
Wait, they switched up the map.
What is this?
Is it reversed?
Thanks for slowing me up, bud.
Can you move?
Crap or get off the pot, man!
Oh my goodness!
get smooth. 360 queen. I'm going to be first to qual around here. Watch this.
I can't win a game.
I'm learning here.
He's too good.
I actually can't win a game.
I can't win a game of Lerman in here. He's too good. I
Actually cannot win a game of Lerman in the lobby. He's too good
There is some burgers up in this Lobby dude oh my goodness what is this game
What is this GG again? I don't know why I need to play tail tag when I got 20 tails in my closet
It doesn't make sense. I don't need to play tail tag. I got plenty of
Wait, what is this?
Wait, what's up with the platforms?
Did you just move?
I hate everything in every one.
This should be free.
Dog, if I would have fell right there and instantly got grabbed, I would have lost my mind.
Imagine there was someone just waiting right there and I just fell into their arms.
Like a slow motion movie hug, you know what I mean?
That's not bro.
That's GG.
If I beat Lerman in the finals, I'm going to tweak.
Imagine first game on, go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I did too much right there I could have easily died
We here!
We here!
We here
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it, pay up!
Pay up!
Hey!
That is just okay to my shoulder.
Leon snap it back into place please my shoulder hurt
yo yo first gang lerman lag did y'all see that last second lerman lag off the
Did you see that?
That's wild.
Bro, first game on is a dub.
Literally first game on.
I'm about to set the world record.
I'm about to win five in a row.
Let me see that prediction.
Oh, man.
Oh, oh, man.
It is beautiful.
It is beautiful.
Case with the five.
Lutius.
Lutius right here.
Lutius right here.
KF, cloudy.
OK, yeah, there's something going on.
Who doubted?
No, Trenton doubted, right?
So you were a distraction.
It was a cover-up.
You were distracting to make it look like y'all
aren't all in on this.
But you are still, because cloudy right here, I mean, come on.
There's obviously some sort of insider trading going on.
Shattered with the five check.
And y'all just believe I just won the first game on.
That's actually kind of crazy.
No joke, that's kind of wild when you think about it.
I went two and a half hours yesterday,
could not win a game yesterday.
Two and a half hours couldn't win one.
And then today, first game on, I win one.
What is up with that?
Alicia with the five.
Why is your name Alisha collapsed cheeks?
You know what?
That's not none of my business.
Thank you, Alisha.
Thank you, Alisha, with the five.
Appreciate that.
Yep.
Yep.
Case with another five, thank you.
Miranda the nerd with the five.
Thank you, Miranda the nerd.
Get the nest, idiot.
Straight for nest them.
Straight for nest them.
That's back to back for nest.
it's a new day that's the first place
yesterday was all tears misery sadness couldn't catch a dub for two hours and
And here I am today, first game-owned, won it, and I'm playing like out of my mind right now.
But that was stroke.
Wait, hold on.
walk in I have the memory El Miku yeah where you at Miku Miku where are you at
Quinn with the fire
Frag with the fire
Cherry
You change server how am I supposed to know where to go now you know
Oh my goodness, I got distracted pale
That right there is an absolute fluke
That is an absolute fluke bro, oh my goodness that is a fluke
Wow
I had a lapse in judgment. I had a lapse in thinking. Thanks for the easy points case.
Yeah, get this dude out of here quick.
That's fine.
I'm two games in, I won the first one
and the second game was a fluke.
I'm leaving with the five and pink with the five.
Thank you, if a nest idiot.
I used to hold the world record on this course
two and a half years ago.
I am unbelievable.
I'm insane!
Dodo with the 25 gift and give me some W's for Dodo with the 25 gift that I
appreciate that Dodo. Thank you.
Chad, this might be a world record setting day right here on Fall Guys. I'm
not gonna lie. I got a good feeling. Chad, I got a good feeling.
There's a cheater in here. Are you serious? Don't play with me. Is there a
a cheater here for real? Oh no. Bubble trouble wasn't a game mode back at my peak. So I'm
still getting used to this one. I'm not that good at bubble trouble. Not not that good
I don't have a lot of trouble.
Chris Redfield loves you, I know.
I'm on another level Chad. It's insane.
I got bad news for you, there's nothing around me but trees and nature.
I mean, I guess you just haven't seen the multiple times that has been driving through the woods on stream, but okay
Well, I say captain anything because I'm a loser good like butting stop
Let's go
Locked it's that I don't know why I don't know why but I'm locked today. I don't know why
Yo, Alisha with another 5 gifted.
Appreciate you, Alisha, with another 5 gifted.
I'm peeking again.
I am unbelievable!
I don't have a chance.
Do you want me to explain?
He's gonna sit here and say I suck. I
Thought I was jumping shut up man. I explained nothing to you
You know you ain't getting no explanation for me bud
Now you know what I will I
Literally was jumping because I thought I was avoiding the one from behind
But it wasn't there so it messed up my timing on the one from in front
and I got hit by the one in front when I was trying to avoid the one from behind.
In other words, that only happens to skilled players.
Got you with the five, but I'm fine though.
Three games in, I'm good.
In with the five, you're finessed.
Patrick, what are you doing, dog?
Me too, finally made it!
He finally made it!
It's nice to know that disgusting freak that was grabbing me didn't make it
make it because they hit that bouncing thing sucks to suck, bud.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
my goodness.
Let's go.
Shaq, I like the swiveller.
You all like the swiveller?
I like this one too.
If you got good tech on this one,
bro, you good to go almost every time.
you're gonna sell this one I've never not qualified on this one buddy so wishful thinking
I suppose
Oh, you're absolutely un-policeable!
It's like I'm never retired!
Look at these peasants!
Struggling to make it!
So with the fire.
Anything but the rotator or whatever it is.
Okay, that's fine.
This is what we play for.
Official with the five.
This is what we play for.
This is why we fall guys.
This is fall guys.
I am the greatest, whoever talks the game, do you understand?
Oh my goodness dude.
We've played like five games so far and we're two for five dog.
This is insane.
This is a day in the history books.
Oh my goodness it was on 86% too.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Hey old buddy all pal, let me tell you right now
It is a horrifically bad day
To be a doubt
You know what? I'm glad someone named wholesome viewer
I'm glad someone named wholesome viewer
Want a bunch of points, you know what you're wholesome you want to know why you're wholesome because you believed
How do I unsub? Oh, now you want to unsub? For what? Why you want to unsub now all of a sudden?
Because you lost channel points? Is that it? Your stepdad with the 10. Thank you, Pauls.
Now all of a sudden.
Okay, with the five chat. Does anybody know my maximum wins in one day in Fall Guys?
Trenton lost another 250k. Rob, my mod lost 250k too. Yeah, y'all are getting exposed.
Yo, yo, look at this name. Fall Guys Rhino Controller 3, just gifted five. I literally told y'all multiple times.
I told y'all multiple times they were controlled by real people. Y'all think I'm crazy, I'm not.
It is legitimately a real thing that they're controlled by actual people, like no joke.
Chat, let's be real. Am I playing the best fall guys I've ever played tonight? Let's be real.
Let's let's be real I
Might be
I'm getting married in three weeks any chance you have some words of wisdom
Well me and Chris, you know, it's like we never really had any issues
So there's not really any arguments or anything like that
He just goes out and kills zombies and I do my thing here and we just chill other than that
So there's there's not really much that I can say
Because at the end of the day not everybody gets to marry Chris Redfield, right? So it's kind of like a
Not a textbook
You know, thank
Like right now he's still gone
He's out cutting a zombie's head off right now, right?
And then, you know, he usually gets home after I'm done streaming.
I'll have him like a hot meal already.
He likes steak.
I cook him steak.
And yeah, it is what it is, right?
But other than that, I really ain't got, you know,
I really ain't got no too much advice to give you.
But good luck, though.
And hey, if he wants me to do some bunny years
a made outfit on? Hey, I'm gonna do that, right? It's just you got to do, you know, things to keep,
you know, whoever happy. It's like, Hey, when I get home, you better be in a made outfit in bunny
years. Well, guess what? When he walks in, I'm gonna be in a made outfit in bunny years with
some high heels on with a tail on, right? So it is what it is. Anyway, get finessed.
Madison with the five.
I'm unbelievable.
Who is that way up there and how are you cheating?
You're cheating.
So I just said I love the thrill of gambling, buddy.
You better leave it here.
That's dangerous what you just said right there.
You better keep the channel points, big dog.
You're gonna lose the house
I'm discovering routes never discovered before
I'm not going to let you down.
Cheers.
You cracked the code.
It's not that I cracked the code.
It's that it's amazing what it looks like when you're not getting grabbed by half the lobby.
You know what I mean?
It's not like I'm doing anything special but it's just it's funny what happens when you're not constantly, you know
Getting grabbed, you know
Yo Madison with another five W Madison with another five. Thank you
W Madison
Well, we know that, uh, uh, Fall Guys Rhino controller number three is in the chat today,
so I'm getting stream sniped by the Rhino's here.
They're all three on duty today too, GG.
It's crazy you can pay $100,000 a year to do this.
It's actually crazy.
Remo with the five, thank you.
Look immediately targeted me.
Make it any more obvious, oh my goodness.
I
Want me with a team
Let's go.
Let's go.
Okay, so I got work tomorrow at Whole Foods for my eight hour shift as the pizza guy.
I don't know if you're trying to like say that you're about to leave and go to sleep
or something but let's let's relax. Have a good day though.
Slimey. Slimey what?
I
I
I was so locked in that I lost track of my surroundings.
Y'all ever been so locked in that you literally lost track of your surroundings like actually
That is legitimately what just happened to me right there.
Like no jokeski.
Of course, some of y'all are saying no,
because you don't know what it's like to be locked in.
But I'm talking to people that actually lock in.
Golly, man.
I cannot believe I just sold that bad.
Oh, my goodness, dude.
I can't remember the last time I died on the swiveler.
When is the last time I died on the swiveler, dude?
Get the nasty idiot!
this game sucks so bad like dog what is this slop game mode actually
I didn't make it anyway.
it anyway.
I'm just subject to all these insects stupidity constantly and I can't go anywhere because they're just hive mind sheep
Just keep doing the same thing over and over and over and over again and wonder why it's not working do something else
It's like a group of sheep that sees a pack of wolves running directly at them and they
just walk over to them to see what it is they all get snapped up.
It's like, yeah, let's keep jumping on the same one and wonder why we sliding off all
the time.
You make a pack of sheep.
Sit there chewing on the cudd.
See the pack of wolves who gets his other buddy.
Walk through the pack of wolves, just get snapped up.
You see the pack of wolves who gets his other buddy.
Walk through the pack of wolves, just get snapped up.
I
Wait, is this Triton the believer, or the gambler?
No, it's not me. Wait a minute, Cap. Wait a minute, Cap. Wait, you just got exposed.
I'm the Buzz Lightyear.
You just exposed yourself.
So you're getting in my game.
So this is how you're getting these gambles right, huh?
Oh, you're the Buzz Lightyear.
I know Buzz Lightyear here.
Shrintin is a shooter?
Aye.
I've never seen a heroic axe from him yet.
Only thing I see is you always on the winning five million channel points on the gamble.
Got Miku in here.
You know, so I had to test it after I offset it.
I wonder if that's the Trent and the gambler.
So I said, you're match, you're match-fixing.
Like we're fixing fall game matches for, for game fall, fall guys matches for gambling.
Dude, I imagine we could, though.
My name is Trenton0611 on the level 55 Buzz Lightyear skin.
That is a sentence that you are the first person you're bloodline to ever tie it by the way.
Congratulations.
No way! Nobody died!
This case got a dove today, I just hopped on. No joke, all jokes aside, I've actually
won two games so far, although I've played like ten. Like I've legitimately won two
games. You can go back and watch the VOD if you don't believe it. Matter of fact,
you don't believe it, you're just bad, because that means you weren't here.
And wherever that fish is grabbing me, I know you look just like it.
Just like it.
That's why you got that skin.
Because it's a reflection of yourself.
Is that why you want to be the noodles?
I'm also not a stream sniper that grabs people either
It's nice knowing y'all and I'm dead to it and it dies to pathetic, disgusting, hopeless
bum you are. Truly. Mint every word of it too. It's exactly what you are. That's exactly
what you are. Hopeless, loveless, touchless, kidless, disgusting freak. It's exactly what
you are. Absolute insect on society.
Godly man over here playing great tonight too. And I had a chance right
there.
And I had a chance right there.
I'm out of town tonight, so I can't help you.
I'll be there next time, then you, Miku, and Trenton, where are you at Shooter Flippy?
So you renamed your whole Twitch account Shooter Flippy.
You named your Fall Guys account Shooter Flippy.
profile picture on twitch is your fall guys character and you mean to tell me
you're not here night in night out
refund refund refund refund refund refund refund refund refund refund refund
refund that I didn't know I was in a game refund that I had no idea I was in a
game right there oops I had no clue I was in a game my bad my bad my fault
but y'all see how good y'all notice how there's been less stream snipers
tonight though chat because I've been like finessin y'all notice that give
Let's go. That matchmaking process was a little too fast, so I'm probably, there's probably
80 stream cybers in here.
Somebody in this lobby is named Shooter Pink Cal 4.
Yeah, you suck.
I'm insane.
I'm insane.
I'm insane.
I'm insane!
I'm insane!
Softcakes in here too!
Yes.
Hey! Hey!
Yes!
Okay, so I have to wake up early tomorrow so I can go find out if I'm going to be an
aunt or an uncle.
Can I please be excused?
Yo, Madison, is this really your moment here?
So you're making this about you.
You're going to take a street.
You're going to leave early because you have to go tomorrow to see if you're
an aunt or an uncle.
There's a 50-50 chance.
Just assume it's one or the other.
No, you can't leave.
Flip a coin Madison wait that doesn't make sense
wait a minute hold on you just lied what do you mean you're going tomorrow to
find out if you're an Anna uncle you didn't even say that right that was so
stupid it made me. Why am I so weak. The good news is most of my losses tonight have come
from me messing up, you know what I mean? So I'm really not even mad at that.
Um, anyway. So Madison, you just said you're you're gonna you're gonna leave
early tonight because you're going tomorrow to find out if you're an
or uncle. Do you realize what you just said? And you have me too. I didn't
even question it.
So, you're live for what?
I love Lily leapers, dude.
Lily leapers so goaded.
Chat Lily leapers is so goaded, dude.
Yo, Miku is cooking tonight.
She's been in almost every game.
There's a cheater in here.
Yeah, just get in my way
Yeah.
Y'all mess with the shirt though?
Yeah.
Gigi stomping round is over.
They got tore something up.
I didn't even hit the table that hard this time.
This table is just like elastic.
Gigi.
Look at that instantly targeting me, oh my goodness I'm going to sue you.
You don't want to believe me that someone's controlling it,
streamstiving me.
But y'all still think I'm crazy for saying
they're controlling it and they're actively
streamstiving me in the rhinos.
But y'all still think I'm crazy, huh, Chad?
I am not.
Man, I'm about to get naked up in here, like plum naked.
If I win this game right here, if I win this game right here, this is the third win on
Let's see it bro.
What did Miku just say?
In the lobby I ended up in, there's a guy in here named Keso Smells.
Report him while you're in there.
Tell y'all to stay in L cheater and I'm hacking.
There's a hit box there, man.
You're in there, I'm gonna sit here and hack.
What I look like?
Chad, if I was hacking, I'd be winning every game.
There's too many of them in here.
I
Know what the fire
Yeah, it's just a constant sound of grabbing and it's annoying.
No, I got muted. Yeah, I muted it because I was tired of the constant grabbing sound.
Because these insects just have to do it no matter what.
Chippity with the TN. Thank you. I'm probably going to die here. I'm going
get grabbed yeah there's too many of them in this lobby
Look at this dog just walking backwards to do it and then you died. That's just your life is just in shambles
Dude, the one thing you enjoy doing you can't even do it right get a job truly
Unreal
Let's go.
Let's go.
Checkers know where y'all steal trying to censor word job up in here, man.
It's okay.
Check the word job is okay, man.
I wish I had a sugar daddy!
I DIDN'T SAY THAT I WENT IT!
I DIDN'T SAY THAT I WENT IT!
I got another one in me.
Dolores with the five, just pay him.
Whoever was in that orange skin right there
was literally just doing everything in its power
to try to get in my way there, by the way.
I'm not going to full on say that that was the reason that I
fell there.
But whoever was in that orange skin,
it literally was doing everything in its power
to just make it as rough as possible, actually.
You know what? Let me actually relax. Let me go PMA. Positive mental attitude here.
I have two wins tonight. I have no reason to be mad right now.
What's going on here?
Many's in here.
One of my OG shooters is in here.
In the yellow outfit.
Lord have mercy Trenton's in here.
ARE WE SHARIOUS?!
WHY IS IT GOT SO MUCH POWER?!
Case may I be excused I have to shower um no just leave the phone running
Yo Mini get the purple bird killed now like get it killed get it killed like so fast.
I'm serious.
Trenton too.
You know, Trenton and many killed like get the get the purple bird killed like now.
Good job Trenton you sacrifice your life for it.
Here they go.
I ain't got nothing to be mad about.
I got two doves on the night.
I ain't got nothing to be truly mad about,
because at the end of the day, I have the most doves
in the history of all guys in one night, which is two,
which is right now.
Why would I be mad, Chad?
I've got two wins.
Chad, why would I be mad right now
I got two wins for real like seriously make it three
Hey make it three right here
This swine got back in here again unreal
I'm insane though.
Let's go.
The grabbing isn't even funny, yeah that's the craziest part of it is that on top of
everything else it's just not funny so it only leaves it being that they're not human.
That's the only thing.
You know what I mean?
I started with one, let's go.
Why can't I move?
Why am I swagged?
My bad, bro.
You can have it back.
Are you dead serious?
You will be remembered.
Yo, Monkey Fan 17, you will be re, you are going, the Monkey Fan 17, you are going down
in history as a certified shooter from this very day forward.
Your sacrifice will be remembered and yeah, you may have got eliminated from this game,
You are now a certified member of the Shooter Society in Fall Guys.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard the Monkey Fan 17 to the Shooter Society.
Yep.
Why can't I ever just be right?
You know what I mean?
Like, why not?
That's what you give for trying to be an innovator, I guess.
I know you're punching the air right now, too.
I just saw somebody say there is no winning this one and then after I won somebody replied
and said but in the end there was that's hard.
to go through this entire round with nobody grabbing me because they're gonna
act like they're not gonna grab me and then at the last second I'm gonna get
grabbed when they're going super fast and get hit off watch a tail is old this
time
Yo, you're the saddest person I've, you're the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life
because you're not a person.
It's unreal how pathetic of a being you are.
All that grabbing and you got hit by every single sweep and I'm dead to another person
grabbing me.
Actual act like you're not human
Like actually not human at all
That's rough buddy
What did you just say did you just call me buddy
What one more
One more
Insane.
Insane.
Many's in here too.
I got a good feeling here half faith right now was that the same Miku
No, that couldn't have been the same Miku.
I've never seen Miku get first rounded like that.
No way, right?
No way?
Lermin's in here, yeah, Lermin is in here, this is the cop lobby.
That's a mute. I bet you plan that all day is y'all getting here in donkey mode just
just for to get muted in half a second.
Good job, bud.
Your whole day's plan's been ruined.
All day, bro, was playing at that sit-in at school
while he was failing in math class, like, man, I'm
going to get home.
I'm about a donkey emoting.
Just spamming.
All that for what, bud?
Just for it to get instantaneously muted.
And it wasn't even like a mute that cost me anything.
There's a mute button on this controller that I literally have to move my thumb from here
to here to hit it.
You didn't even require me any effort right there.
that's how sound that is. GG. Go with the five. Thank you. With the 10, I mean, thank you.
go with the team. Shadow was nice to know when y'all.
Why am I trying new tech, man?
I
Oh, this poor guy, Phillip ain't gonna make it.
Chad, Phillip ain't gonna make it.
Oh, Phillip!
two people didn't make it there and I was almost one of them how sad would that
have been chat if only three like if I would have made that have been three
people out of the whole GG
Every ball in the arena is just flying in my face.
No pause!
Did say!
I'm doing one more than I'm done.
I gotta do this one more, just one more.
No reason to be mad.
I've got two wins today.
No reason for me to be mad right now, Chad.
No reason.
I have no reason for me to be mad right now, okay? I have two wins
Okay, I'm good
No reason to be mad got it got it
Not three though
So what Buster?
It can be I can make it three you don't think I can I can
Yeah, the stream snipers are constantly in here now does the matchmaking so fast
I'm back, Chad. I'm back like I never left, seriously. Chad, I am back like I never left,
seriously like my dude like I never left okay understood me too what do you
You mean whatever makes you happy?
you happy case only when I'm inhaling the farts of a large man so at this
particular moment no cuz I'm not
I'm playing by the way it's a joke
not Chris's I said large man I didn't say large and disgusting so that could
still mean Chris there's a difference between a big giant huge man that
hasn't showered in three months right and then there's Chris who showers
nightly because I know
first friend killed with the fire he's so nice he's getting me so while he's on
duty
Let's get crazy now.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Can you make the chat on screen just a little bigger, thank you.
Yeah, I got you.
Just get it.
I like leading light, not gold on.
I like leading light.
I do.
Base.
Lock in. This is my chance at finals.
I
Gg
Gigi.
Somebody died already.
It's like legitimately concerning that you just follow me every step like, oh my goodness.
you.
You're right.
Stay alive, soft cake.
Stay alive, buddy.
Because if I don't win it, I need you to.
No softcake.
Let's go!
That's what I'm talking about!
Let's go!
That's what I'm talking about!
Woo!
Let's go!
Let's go, man!
That is three wins in one stream.
I don't know if I'm ever top in that again.
Chad, am I ever top in three wins in a stream again?
Rocky with the five.
Kuki with the five.
three wins in a day.
Didn't two of my wins come on that map?
Two of the three wins came on that final.
What was the other final that I won on?
bro hexagon oh yeah that one was winner the night that one was crazy
bro I'm cronk nimbus with the five oh my goodness let me see his prediction let
Let me see this prediction, dude.
Shout.
Look at this.
Ain't it beautiful?
Ain't it beautiful, chat?
Huh?
Ain't it?
Drop CB3, tactical lasagna again.
Wholesome viewer again.
Yo, I don't know who wholesome viewer is,
but wholesome viewer is on a come up right now.
It's actually crazy.
1.4 million.
Chad, have y'all ever seen
over a million channel points in your account?
Be honest.
Have you?
A lot of people ain't even seen a hundred thousand and these people over here consistently
winning over a million.
Generational.
Absolutely generational.
And do you know what time it is now?
Do you know what time it starts with an S and ends with an E and it makes you go boo-key
and it rhymes with boo-key?
Right.
But what is this?
You know, 5,000 bits from Kase, who's also been gifting subs.
WKase with the 5,000 bits.
Hey, Kase, love the streams.
I'll totally definitely support you 100%.
You know, WKase with the 5,000 bits.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Appreciate you.
And his name's not just Kase.
His name is I'm Kase, i.e.
Dookie, which is incredible.
It's spooky time.
Spooky time.
We played the demo.
Do y'all remember when we played the demo to flash and die?
Y'all remember that?
We played the demo to this game.
And it was really good it was like your job is to go in houses and take pictures of houses and it's like
you
you
you
you
you
I hope they understand.
I'm not angry with you.
I hope they understand.
I hope they understand.
I hope they understand.
I hope they understand.
And me, I'm just so mean
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Here is my chance
This is my chance
Tell my mother, tell my father, I'll take the best again
To make the difference, this is my life, I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just sad.
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance.
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance.
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance.
Well that was good timing.
That was some swell timing right dog.
If I do say so myself,
time and go crazy.
I like it.
You already know what time it is.
Hey, you should already know.
Weenie with the five. Thank you. Song name second chance.
Lock here.
Flash and die demo. V2. Not V1. V2. Yo, appreciate you, Frobro. Appreciate you, Dick Goblin as well.
I hate to hear that, uh, Atticus presates you, Atticus. Sorry to hear that. Thank you.
What?
That's crazy, Heaven. You're gonna get reported to the police.
Let's go.
Lock in.
Turn view bobbing off because we don't want to puke in here.
We played the first demo and it was very good.
I'm going to pre-fire the sensitivity, something like that.
Lock in.
Okay, so look here.
So the backstory from the first game was
we have a job taking photos
of houses that are going on the market for sale, right?
and some creepy stuff happens in the houses.
So that's what's going on.
We got a trailer built in 2001.
One living room with a kitchen, one bedroom,
one bath outdoor parking for 84,000.
Buddy, what?
That is criminal.
So when we can do this one next so we got to do this one first. Okay, that's cool
Lock in we take our job seriously out here
84k for a one bedroom one bath trailer is unfathomable
Is that your trailer no my trailer was like 10 bands
I
Can somebody call it
Hey, man, I think I just found us a chill little side job
Cinema oh, yeah, what is it?
Some real estate agency needs people to take night photos of their listings.
Okay, I can do that.
Night photos? That's unusual.
Yeah. They said it's to make the listings look a little more unique.
Okay. So it looks all warm and lit up?
Exactly. Cozy lights, quiet streets. That kind of vibe.
Sounds easy enough. Do they pay per listing?
Yeah, pretty decent rate, too.
Count me in.
This is about to be easy.
This trailer is so small.
Look at this.
Leak phone number.
All right, pre-fire the sensitivity perfectly, by the way.
while perfectly read the documents. Okay, I can do that.
From totally safe homes.com. That doesn't sound safe. Welcome to the team. Hi
there. Thanks for helping us with this job. Your task is simple capture all
required photos from the provided shot list. Each shot has a checklist of
items that must be visible in the frame. Make sure nothing is missing.
easy enough. Kobe said you already have the front door key. Good luck from John at Totally Safe Home Field Operations.
John!
John!
Camera user manual. Thank you for purchasing our camera, F120. Yeah, we'll see you in court. Ford's going to sue y'all.
F120, where's the F150 at? We'll see you in court, Bubba.
Before operating the camera, familiarize yourself with the default configuration.
Capture photo with left click, equip with right click, tab to open gallery, scroll wheel to zoom.
That seems easy enough. Where is my camera?
Oh, I have it. Okay.
Okay, we can zoom. Oh, this click.
Okay. So front view needs to be a front door window and a roof needs to be in the shot.
I take my job seriously so let me make sure the shot is good. Something like this. This
is a good, this is a eye catcher right here, right? This is a eye catcher. There we go.
something creepy happened and you look at that in my uh in my uh that's the picture we just took
so if we hit tab while we're in here it shows us the pictures we took got it professional
i tell you outdoor seating let's knock that one out real quickly make sure it's good
wait outdoor seating
how do i do outdoor seating wait what
oh i guess it's done
Take a picture of garbage can true just take a picture of that put it on the website
All right, let's get some photos from inside the crib real quick. I mean look if this place doesn't sell
It's not because the photos. It's because they're charging at 84 K for this. This is unbelievable
Wait, it doesn't even have a bathroom. Yes, it does and why is there an outhouse?
Okay
Let's start in here
Kitchen, there needs to be a window, shelf, and the fridge, all needs to be in it.
Well, there's trash in here.
Is this part of my job to clean up?
I'm just a photographer.
This looks like a pretty good picture of the kitchen.
Boom.
Okay, let's see how that looks.
Chat come on man. That's a good listing photo dude
Don't play
All right
Now let's do the bedroom
Bed in the nightstand needs to be in it. This is decent right here. I think let me go boom
Clay
All right, now let's go to let's go to the bathroom.
Toilet shower washing machine needs to be in it.
Ooh, I can't get the angle.
Ooh, that's a good angle!
Perfect.
Look at this.
And I'm getting the other counter in the sink in it too.
That's so good.
I don't care what nobody says.
That's good, man.
Redo the kitchen. Wait, did I not do the kitchen right?
Oh, I didn't get the fridge in it. Oh, there we go. That's a better angle anyway.
There it is. Cheddar with the TN. Thank you.
Okay, now we got to do outdoor seating. Let's go handle that. I
Tried to do that a minute ago, but it wouldn't it wouldn't let me
Oh picnic table a fire pit. All right, let's get that going something like this
Chat hey look that's not
Does that say run?
Wait that last picture is bad
Delete this off my off my camera
What was that?
All right, I'm gone
That was easy enough
Let's get started.
Onyx with the TN.
Task completed.
The tutorial is done.
Now the real challenge begins.
Let's get started.
GG.
$339,000 CRIM.
Chat, would you pay that for a CRIM?
Two bedrooms.
Oh, it's two floors plus a basement.
Two bedrooms.
thousand dollar crib. Chad, would you pay that for a crib? Two bedrooms? Oh, it's two floors plus a
basement. Two bedrooms, three bathrooms, double garage. 339 Kasek. It was built in 1974 and renovated
in 2011. It's got a, it's got a pool too. Wait a minute. That might be a steal. You'd
be scamming yourself if you didn't buy this. Fun fact for you. I told y'all this a while
back and nobody believed me, but it's actually a true fact. Pools, in-ground pools actually
take away from your home value and so you would think like oh I put me an
in-ground pool in my house that cost me like a hundred and fifty K so if I went
to sell it I would add that on to the price now it actually takes away and
the reason that it takes it away is because most people don't want to have
to maintain because maintaining a pool is not easy. Maintaining a pool is
everything people say it is and it's difficult so there it actually takes
away. A lot of people before they will sell something, no joke. A lot of people
before they sell their house will dig up their pool and fill it in so it sells
easier. No joke. Because a lot of people will see a pool is like, oh I don't
want that. I don't have to maintain it like that. Yep, you're welcome. You learn
something new every day and you learned it in here, Bubba. You're welcome.
All right 17 Brindle Forge way let's get it
Yeah, Gigi why this neighborhood's nice though
Just bought a house with a pool. Oh, what you trying to do flex on somebody
All right, so the trailer was just a warm-up, and I'm assuming some creepy stuff is gonna
happen here.
What is this?
Yeah, ain't nobody buying this house.
Why the cross to street from a cemetery?
Buddy, it don't matter how good a picture is I take.
nobody buying this. Big dog. Alright. Oh, I'm a little scared of this. This house is huge.
Oh, my goodness.
What's the pool looking like?
I see why there's not a diving board, because if you try to dive in here,
you go get snapped up.
All right, let's start at the front.
All right, look at us hurt something maybe I'm tweaking.
Yes, something bad gonna happen.
All right, let's get the front view and these will include all the windows and
the garage door.
Let me go back here, get a good angle on it.
Oh yeah, this is gonna be fire.
That's beautiful dude.
Clean.
You take a gander at it, make sure.
Clean.
That's good.
All right, I was through the entryway next.
Classic.
This house layout might be similar from the other demo, it
looks like. Yeah, this is definitely a similar house layout
to the other demo. We all remember that. But the
neighborhood is different.
all right let's do the entryway lamp dresser in the entryway you notice how I
got some of the hallway in there oh that's kind of like liminal looking that's
kind of creepy that's locked for some reason okay let's do the living room
TV and the sofa needs to be in it. So let's what angle should I do this from?
That angle's kind of me.
I guess this yeah, this is our best bet right here.
There we go.
Make sure nothing weird is going on in the photos because I remember from the other demo
There was some like weird stuff when you would look back through the photos.
Y'all remember that? Me too.
Didn't even give y'all a chance to answer.
I guess respect to John.
Alright, let's sit in the kitchen.
There's some stuff to clean up in here.
Hand on to the couch.
Was that in the other demo?
I need to retake that picture.
What is the name of my game play when I first played this?
The other demo?
What do you mean you don't know?
You never get uploaded?
I can't find it so maybe it's maybe I never uploaded the first demo and nobody in here knows the name of it
So I don't know what I pay y'all for
Yeah, I'm copyrighted GG
Let's go
I'm gonna retake that photo not gonna lie y'all
that hand actually isn't there. Yeah, I'm re, I'm retaking this photo. I don't like that.
Nobody's gonna buy this house with that there. Oh, it's already completed. I'm gonna get this one
anyway. It just slid under the couch. Okay, I got a photo with it not
there. Dude, that is so creepy. Delete the one where the no, you
know what? I'm going to keep it for evidence. I was clean up the
kitchen a little bit clean. Okay, dining table needs to be in it too. Yeah, got it.
What's very thinking this one? Jack, cute little kitchen. I'm not mad at this
kitchen. Yeah.
Okay, what's this bathroom? First bathroom. This house is crazy. This bathroom is not
very cozy. I'm not in a lot of y'all. That's a clean picture though. Let's get
out of here. Are those claw marks on the door? They are lying. The question is, who are they?
Oh, this is another one. This company's pretty big that we work for him. Oh, no, get the basement
done. Just get it done. Just get it done. Knock it out. Get it done. There we go. What's
in this back room. Do I dare go look? Yes, I do. I am.
You're the redone back there. Relax.
Yo, yo, let me out of here.
Who's that in there?
Yeah, let me hurry to get this done.
No, let me hurry to get this done and get up out of here.
You got me messed up.
Out here, you got me all the way messed up.
No, uh-uh, I'm good.
Second bathroom.
Well, I don't need a picture of this one. Why not? Okay. Okay, bedroom. Yeah, so you change
your mind about buying this house. Nobody's buying this house. Okay, clean. Check that
one. Nothing there. We're good. Let me out of here. I just heard a I just heard a noise.
Why is that open?
I don't need to go in there, I can't even go in there actually.
I think the name of the video is taking pictures of a cursed house no way you did it
You're banned. That's a whole different game that I played a year ago. You are turbo banned.
Have a good night.
All right.
Lock in.
There was a key on the table.
So, we're just making stuff up.
Outside the door, there's a key.
Oh!
Thank you.
We took a picture of that room.
Let's take a picture of this.
Don't need one here.
The laundry room, get it done.
Just get it done.
There we go.
that one. Evidence. If I die in here, I got evidence.
He's not showing up in photos.
There was a body there when I took the picture, but it didn't show up.
What?
I didn't even take a photo from this angle.
Do I delete it?
Or do I keep it?
Dog.
I didn't.
I see you.
Bro, there's extra photos added in here that I didn't take.
Bruh.
Okay, let's just finish.
I'm putting all these on the list and you got me messed up.
Garage?
What a garage?
Mr. Garage?
Okay, at least the garage isn't creepy.
I'll just just share.
Because I guess that's my job.
The hand on the couch, big dog, we've been seen that, hello?
Back patio.
Help!
Help!
Help!
That's my self-defense mechanism kicked in
I got me y'all good we're good
It's called this might be the scariest demo ever buddy that is a demo that I played last week and it has nothing to do with this game
And that probably was the scariest demo ever
When that game fully releases, there might be multiple casualties in here.
I'm actually in fear of that game releasing, but how scary it's going to be.
Okay, let's take a picture and get out of here.
Gotta get the pool in there.
Okay.
Somebody said mating call. What?
This picture's kind of mid, but at this point I don't even care.
Okay, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Oh
Man we need this game to come out bro
We need this game to come out dude like no joke.
This is the second demo they've released bro we need this game to come out ASAP.
You know what I mean?
That was a good that's a good demo though.
That's a great demo.
That is a great demo.
What was the other demo I saw?
Well, yeah, I saw this on Steam, and it looked really good.
This a demo, too.
Have y'all heard of this Rewind 99?
I think you, what do you do?
It's like a simulator that you run like a, what's it called?
Welcome to the Rewind 99 Trial Employment Program.
Congratulations, new hire.
You've been selected for a probationary period at our flagship location.
Your evaluation window begins now and concludes at the end of Wednesday.
No extensions.
No appeals.
your worth to the Rewind 99 family and maybe just maybe corporate will consider
extending your contract. No pressure, there's pressure in parentheses.
Clock in. Wait, wait this might be some straight cinema. So you run our old VHS
store is what I saw in the description. So this might be straight cinema.
Hold up.
Sentence. Oh, that sounds like somebody do, dude. Listen to it. Oh, my tummy hurting.
My tummy hurting again. So that don't sound like that. What you talking about?
All right.
Uh-huh.
Gameplay.
Uh-huh.
Yelp.
Uh-huh.
Yelp.
Uh-huh.
Controls.
Uh-huh.
Pre-fire to mouse sensitivity.
Pre-fire that thing like this right here.
Something like that.
Yelp.
All right.
New game.
Let's see what this is about.
We're always looking for a good simulator.
This is a demo but dude it's an old VHS store that is so cool order your first
inventory oh that sounds familiar
move that so y'all can see the instructions no what did that say I
I didn't read it.
Oh, I got to her V-sync on.
Unfortunately, the V-sync nerds have won again.
All right.
Let me get my bearings here.
Let me get my bearings straight.
Look at this place!
The Cod Father illegally blonde and try hard.
Is that what we sellin'?
Oh my.
Oh, Lord.
Doos like a whole neighborhood.
Yo!
How you doing?
Wait, what?
Diane Graves on shift?
Wait, they have, wait, this is cool.
What is this?
Thank you.
It is giving schedule one a little bit.
Okay, let me just follow my instructions real quick.
Okay, use the store manager to order four shelves,
16 animation, 16 comedy, 16 action, 16 sci-fi.
All right, where am I getting my lumps on the money from?
Okay, store manager, here we go.
Oh my goodness.
Finding Emo!
Oh my goodness, you can hire employees.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Okay, I gotta order four shells here. Which kind?
I'm gonna order four wall shells. One, two, three, four. Got em. Are they delivered already?
Oh, hey, how you doing?
Oh, you got the windows, didn't I?
Ma'am!
I was waiting for murder!
Hey, give me that mice's plate.
No, you ain't got, you ain't getting away.
Got it, I got it.
Buddy, what?
Well, all right, I thought this is just going to be a simple, you know, I just do my job
type deal.
I just witnessed somebody get run over.
Okay.
Here's my shelves.
Got him.
I got him.
Let me just go in here.
Take flyers.
Oh, you can pass out flyers like you could in goobledoon.
Alright, let me set my shelves up real quick.
We got four of these things.
Some wall shelves.
Let's just put them right here, I guess.
How do you rotate them?
Rotate, rotate, rotate.
There's one, two, three, four.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I seen you peeping.
We're about to open real soon.
We're going to have the best VHSs you could ever imagine.
Okay, thank you.
How y'all doing? Oh, y'all got into an argument? Oh man, you know what can make that better? Y'all
could go into the uh, the Rewind 99 video rental store and pick you up something. So yeah, go ahead.
Alright. Returns? Okay. Alright. Let me order all the movies that we need. We need 16 animation,
16 comedy 16 action 16 sci-fi got it got it
Let's order some movies to sell here. All right, what do we got?
Let's get
Side hustles
Elicit candy dealer fight club
Repo man
Yo, this game has unbelievable potential right now.
Wait a minute!
Okay, this is action.
We need 16 of these.
Sci-Fi, let's get 16 of these.
Global recall.
We gotta get Finding Emo.
Look, Finding Emo is gonna fly off the shelves and let's get illegally blonde as a comedy.
Boom, check out.
Delivery man back.
You can tell by the crazy noise.
Precate you.
I'll take autos.
Have a good one.
Thank you.
self-decoration time if I continue design with more plastic cases click okay how
you doing sir we're gonna open up oh man you get to a fight oh he got snapped
up what's his name Joe friendly they have trades you won't hit me that's
That's what I thought. Give me that car.
You can actually...
Oh no, I can't stop it!
We're good.
Wait, this game is unbelievable!
Excuse me!
It's just got the game already got me a car.
That's unreal.
I'm backing this thing in right here and I double parked but I can do that because
I own the joint.
It got me messed up.
How do I get out of here?
Tab?
Hey Chad, I can double park but I own the joint for real.
Oh my goodness.
Look, we got finding E-Mode.
Alright, let's talk these.
There we go, finding emos on the shelves.
Now we got global recall.
Global recall this top.
Now we got illegally blonde.
Now we got try hard.
Claim, use the neon sign in the front window to open your store.
We're going to open at 5.50 p.m.
Wait a minute.
That seems like a bad time to open.
Dude, this game is crazy.
It's like schedule one except you're not slanging dope.
You're slanging VHS tapes.
What in go?
What's y'all sale here?
Press here.
Is that me?
Hey, how y'all doing?
I'm about to open up a VHS place.
So if y'all wanna come grab something,
Y'all can watch a movie tonight for real.
All right.
Let's open up.
GG.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
This is not gonna be a disaster.
Use the store manager to order 16 little pop
and 32 hubba bubba.
Also need to get two more shelves.
Okay, got it.
Y'all coulda told me that
I opened oh lord snacks what did I need 16 little pop and 32 hubba bubba okay little pop
32 with a hubba bubba and I need two more and I let me get uh two more wall shelves there we go
we still got 868 dollars too we're doing good right now
now. Thank you. Thank you. Take
all that. There we go. We got
any customers yet? Lord have
mercy. We ain't got no
customers. We fell off.
Let's put the candy over here.
Let's put two candy shelves
right here. Y'all cool with
We got a customer case with the five.
Hey, how you doing?
We got a customer.
Tourist.
I want more action shelves.
Buddy, that's the only welcome to the store, though.
Tourist I want more action shelves buddy. That's the only welcome to the store though
Lord
Havith
Mercy look at the turd cutter on this dude. Oh
Oh my goodness gracious how you doing welcome to the video store
I'm so sorry about that
How you doing what you get you got a try hard. Okay, that's a good movie believe it or not
I don't know nothing. Okay. That's gonna run you you need you really need the two cents back
It was $5.98 and you really go ask for the two cents back when you gave me $6.
Are you serious?
Have the two cents. Have a good one. Thank you.
How you doing? You having a good day?
You got try hard and you got something.
Alrighty. Appreciate you. You got...
Oh, here we go already.
You know what? I just opened the business chat. I'm not going to catch an attitude already.
Okay. It's $20. Boom. You need eight more dollars. Eight and four cents. Have yourself
a beautiful day. Thank you for shopping at the rewind. I forgot the name of my store.
Okay, boom, boom, oh, you got to find the Emo, that's a banger for real.
All right, $8.04, did you change?
$8, one, two, three, four, have a good one, thank you.
Time to spy, I mean study your customers.
Why are they begging over like that?
Oh
You got some candy too got a movie night, huh? Are you paying with card? I'm skimming that what you talking about
1396 have yourself a good one. Thank you. How you doing just one? All right exact change. I appreciate you
He's gonna just gonna throw him up there like that you ain't got no respect for me. Don't you ever why are they big get over?
Alright, $6.04. Have yourself a good one. Thank you so much. How you doing? Two of those,
you got finding Emo, $11.96. Have yourself a good day. Open the store manager and navigate
to the customers have. All right, let me do that real quick. Store customers. We are tracking
the customers that come in here. Tourists cannot become members. Who all do we got?
Hank. He's an action fan. Duke Trailer King, an animation fan. Tammy Two Beers. She's a comedy
fan. And we got Chunky Chuck, who's a sci-fi fan. Got it! Open the storm
manager and navigate to the info tab. Okay, I can do that info store name. Oh, my goodness,
we can name it. Oh my goodness. Stanky Booty's work. Okay. What are we naming the store?
It's got because we're selling VHS tapes.
What do we name it?
Goo Busters.
Wait, that's kind of hard.
Goo Busters.
Wait a minute.
Wait, that's actually so clean.
It's so clean.
We're naming it Goobusters.
How y'all doing?
So sorry for the delay.
I was handling something in the back.
That's gonna run you 1196.
Have yourself a good day.
Thank you.
Come on with it.
How you doing?
One movie.
Exact change.
Thank you so much.
We just hit level two.
Okay.
We hit level two.
We're about to rename the score.
Store Goobusters.
Watch this.
Let's do this.
Goob.
Busters.
Two B's or one B?
Let's name it all cats.
Goob.
Busters store. Apply it. Let's go see.
Dude, that's hard.
Good busters life dude, it's giving schedule one too, bro.
Hey, how y'all doing?
I'm so sorry.
Welcome to good busters.
We just named it that, by the way, we just opened up as well.
Thank y'all so much for being here.
I really appreciate y'all for real.
Two dollars.
Thank you.
Have a good one.
How you doing?
How you doing? Welcome to Goobbusters.
$5.98. You have yourself a beautiful night.
Oh, oh, oh, man.
Dookie, what you doing with all that boo-key?
Lord have mercy!
Ain't no way Duke walking here cake up like that.
How you doing crank ain't oh you bought a bunch of stuff. I appreciate that crank for real four stint as you change
Frank you have yourself a good so all the people that have like personality
Are like actual customers and the people that all like look like similar are tourists got it
There we go to sense have a good one do
How are you doing all right $11 and 96 cents have yourself a beautiful. How are you doing, Tammy? You're doing good tonight?
Moving I was a popcorn preshaded
How you doing big doll
Two movies of some candy for a sense of change have a good one. Okay. I got to take something from the returns real quick
Returns
blue. Rewind one returned videotape. You have to rewind them too.
Okay, we got some disrespectful customers.
We got some disrespectful customers. Why ain't you rewinding it before you return it?
First need to stock the tape on the left side.
Think of the bin as the exclusive shelf.
Then you need to interact with the desk to start the rewinding process.
Drag it.
Wait, this is so cool. What?
And then we rewind it.
Yeah, we're gonna have to hire somebody for this.
You got me messed up.
Okay. Put it in there. Done. Wait, what does it say do? Destroy three rent net kiosks. You'll
You'll need to order a weapon from the store men.
How you doing?
Thank you.
Don't explode or anything.
Okay.
Bye.
So apparently there's kiosks that are taking our customers and we got to go destroy them
So we don't get our customers taken. How you doing?
Oh my goodness, that's sent me to a convulsion.
have mercy. Oh, that's why your name is Chunky Chuck. Lord have mercy. You could
set a five pounds of the creatine on top of that thing. You can just walk around
and it wouldn't fall. That is unbelievable. Oh my goodness dude.
Have a good one, chunky tuck.
Word!
How you doing?
Sorry about that.
How y'all doing?
All right.
Eight dollars and four cents has changed.
Have yourself a go.
Thank you so much.
All right.
Car, $13.96.
There we go.
All right, I got to go destroy some kiosks or take it back to the store.
All right.
I got to go destroy some kiosks or take it back to the store.
there we go. All right, I gotta go destroy some kiosks or take it by customers. Where they at?
Lock in. Does this work on this to anybody by the way?
Yo, chill! Chill, I didn't even make-
Relax, I was just testing!
So you can't hit people I was not expecting bro to instantly pull out of baseball bat to
match me yeah that's a good one oh you know what my fault oh lord collectible
where my store at let me get that car real quick appreciate a big dog all my
stores up here I bet excuse me or jaywalk lord have mercy they ain't
getting back up. Oh my goodness. Let me see if I got any customers up in here. Hold on. Park this thing.
There we go. Oh, I got a lot of customers. Oh man. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about the delay,
y'all. I really would like to apologize for that. I was I was handling some business. Sorry.
Okay, how you doing $38 as you change 384 cents?
Have yourself a good one.
Thank you so much.
How you doing?
One movie, exact change.
You have yourself a good one.
All right, let's go destroy these kiosks real quick because they're taking my customers
Chad.
Lock in.
There's one right there.
Not on my block.
Not on my block, you ain't.
I took it the other ones.
Jack, these are stealing our...
Is this a red box reference, you think?
This is like a red box reference right here.
There's something off about Mary.
That's a movie.
Can I sell that?
There we go.
Hey, if I was running all the video stores,
like back in the day, the digital age,
whatever it took over, we'd still be selling VHS stage,
because I'd be doing this.
I'm a hands-on employee. Excuse me. They ain't got no goods to a power steering
Oh, there's a video on the ground we spin back hold on we spin back. I
Bet there's customers waiting. Oh my goodness. I bet there's I'm gonna run
I need another car. I gotta go run and get these movies over here. Hold up. There they
go. Clean. All right, let me go stop these. Chat, we probably got customers lined up
like crazy. Lord, I am so sorry y'all. Seriously. I'm so sorry for the delay. I was handling
some real important business. Welcome to Goobbusters though. I appreciate, I appreciate y'all for
shopping at Goobbusters. Have a good one. Thank you. How you doing? All right. $44.
Yes, somebody on their mind, $44 and two cents.
Boom, have yourself a good and good.
How you doing?
That's a whole lot of stuff.
$16 and 96 cents.
Have a beautiful night.
How you doing?
Boom, $5.98.
Okay, so now chat.
We got to go to the store manager
to order two storage shelves real quick.
Let me stock these ones for one second.
yep yep yep yep okay so the storage shelves okay got it two storage shelves
boom boom two of those things
We're good. You can hire somebody. Can I really? Oh no! It's the truck of randomly exploding
for no reason. Say it ain't so! No! Yo, Saul with the five. Thank you. Alright. Backstore.
the two storage shelves in your back store. Oh, this is my back store right here. I bet
back store. Boom. Boom. Let me store this claim, claim, claim, claim. All right, there
we go. We got some stuff in stock. Hope you see the kitty thing. What kitty thing?
I am so sorry for the delay y'all my fault. I'm so sorry
Hey, you have yourself a good one. How you doing as well? I need to close up shot chat
The painting under the what 998 have yourself a good graffiti where?
So what's up?
In the alley
That was not kitty.
That was not kitty right there.
north this way
I gotta go stop these hold up ease over there
all right hold up one second y'all I'm so sorry I something came up stock
Okay, let me let me go take the customers out real quick.
Paul's how y'all doing so sorry for the delay y'all.
I really would like to apologize for that.
Two cents.
Have yourself a good one.
Thank you.
Over yonder.
True.
All right.
Exact change.
Thank you so much.
What's good?
Larry receipts.
There we go.
$2.
Well, thank you.
Chad, where is it?
Is it actually a kitty thing or is it just a cat?
Thousand dollars in a bank?
We're actually instantly successful.
No, Joe.
We are instantly successful.
Let's go look again.
Chad, is it over here?
What alleyway?
Go left.
W game, by the way. Yeah, I'm actually insane and surprised with this. This is crazy.
Is it a right?
Yeah, what's that about?
Is it this way?
What am I picking up?
Why the first kiosk you destroyed that can't be, that's out front.
No way!
Wait, what?
Yo, what?
That is dope!
Bro, that is crazy, dude.
Taking a picture now you got me messed up.
Hey, I'm taking a picture now you got me messed up.
I had no idea that is so cool.
Don't mind the person laying there.
I did not even see that.
that yo w devs bro that is actually so cool bro dude that is actually so cool
w devs for real see bro what I thought y'all was trolling I'm so sorry for the
Oh my Lord have mercy Lord have mercy hold up sorry y'all I gotta walk out
hang on I'm about to be with y'all in just a second how y'all do it how y'all
doing I'm so sorry somebody did something and it was really cool y'all
don't care though y'all really don't care how y'all doing I'm so sorry for
this delay, y'all. I really would like to apologize. Thank you so much. How you doing?
Boom. $6.98. Have a good one.
Bro, why are you bending over like that, bro? Thank you. $13.96. Appreciate you.
Sir, stop. I get it. You got a BBL. Godly. Come on, man.
coming in here just to buy gum is crazy that is crazy thank you so much sir five
dollars and ninety-eight cents five ninety-eight have yourself a good one
sandy okay should I rewind some of these tapes now I feel like I should let's do
it lock in get this one rewound boom get that going you saw a multi
Tasking chat we need employees dude. Oh you're kind of slow, huh? I see you I
Mean Lord man
You wish we had more variety of animation big dog. I just opened it open the doors cut me some slack here
How y'all doing thank you, thank you so much for the exact change I appreciate that
Restock relax. I'm overwhelmed
thank you four dollars and two cents four dollars and two cents thank you
so much I didn't need to restock I'm over round I'm over round I'm over round
I'm over round I can't do nothing I'm the hot last oh Lord
the dam's in here is he really yo W. Dan this is fire brother who it
Oh, was that me?
No, it wasn't me.
Put that in there.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Hold on.
Is the dead really in here?
Welcome to Goo Busters, by the way.
All right, cool.
Yep, we grabbed that.
Okay, cool. Yep.
Exactly, thanks. I appreciate you so much.
I got to restock. Should I close the store?
Chad, I might need to close the store.
So I can get a second to catch my breath.
Do I do it to them chat?
Chat, do I do it to them?
I'm doing it to them.
Have a beautiful night. Thank you so much. I'm about to close the door so I can restock
everything. Oh my goodness. I'm about to have a panic attack. Close up. Close up. Good Lord.
Hey, I just closed you. I said you can't be here. Hey, get out of my store. You're
Get out of my stuff!
Get out of my-
You good cause you was already in here.
Yup.
Finding Emo.
So we have a- you got some taste I see.
14 dollars and two cents.
Have yourself a Google.
Thank you so much, sir.
All right.
We have a second to catch our breath here, Chad.
Let's rewind these tapes real quick.
Let's get it done right now.
Okay.
Boom.
Put that in there.
Get this one done.
Rewind.
Look at the devs message.
You think I can see that?
What is the devs message?
From the dev
Friendly R99 dev here. Can you let him know to visit the probe and go at night 8 p.m. To 8 a.m?
He needs to throw something at the press me button at night
So between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. Throw something at the press me button that I saw earlier
Got it.
Yeah, can I hire an employee right now, by the way?
8 p.m. to 8 a.m.
to 8 a.m. Oh that's gonna take forever. We ain't never gonna be there.
Oh that's now? Oh!
How you throwing an item?
What's the throw button?
It's not Q.
How do you throw?
I need something to throw.
Oh my goodness, look how big our story is.
It's T!
I
This is the best game ever invented.
Lord have mercy.
It's just all in a demo, by the way.
Bro, what?
Yo, when this game is done,
this is gonna be so crazy.
Oh my goodness, yo, y'all are cooking with this.
That is hilarious.
Oh, that's hard.
Chad, game of the century, dude.
It's not even close right now.
Game of the century, dude.
Let me tell you.
the game name Rewind 99. I took a dookie with the 10 gifted to get a dookie. Thank you.
All right, hold on. We're almost done with this. I need to hire an employee for this,
but there's probably no point because it's a demo. All right, let me grab this real quick.
Oh, there we go, got him in the restockies real quick.
Here we go.
Clean, clean, comedy.
People ain't really messing with the illegally blonde, I don't know why.
I heard that was a good movie.
There we go. Finding emo. Finding emos off the shelves.
Let me rewind these two real quick.
So I'm assuming the demo ends on this day.
Here we go. Yep.
Check game of the year where y'all cooking with this for real.
And like all the side stuff that I saw this is gonna be insane
There we go get this rewound
Yep
Yep get this in there clean
It comes out next month. Oh my goodness really next month
What? Say it ain't so. Next month. What is this? A box of rewinds? What is this? Oh,
I picked up the whole rewind station. Oh. Give me a rewind on these. Why not? There
Here we go.
Shaq, this game came out of nowhere, huh?
I don't know how I didn't hear of it till today.
It had been out for like a few days.
Clean, there's that one.
Wait, no, there is some illegally blonde returns now.
People did buy them.
Clean.
I I took a dookie with another team gifted. Thank you
Clean
Dude the kitty references crazy ain't a chat that kitty reference was goaded dude
Like no jokes keep straight go to
Jack kitty got so much motion it ain't even funny how much motion kitty got
kitty got so much motion man what you think kiddies network is built like a
a bowling pin with the 5 gifted 100 meal. Yo, happy a happy birthday death nurse
chat. Yo, death nurse. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, death nurse. Thank you. Okay, two
more? Is there more returns coming in?
Level four.
What? What? I could hire somebody. I could hire somebody. I could hire somebody.
We're hiring our first employee to goo busters right now.
I'm no longer gonna have to do this tedious task.
Is that a kiosk I see? Wait a minute. Chat, I fear that there is a kiosk that has to be
destroyed right now. I fear. Hold a darn-toothed minute. Hold on a darn-toothed minute. There's
I want to work at Goobbusters.
Are you sure about that?
Hey, case of my dog Tater had to be put down today.
Can I get a resting piece?
Yo, RIP Tater.
I hate to hear that Charmé Tater resting piece.
That's a go to name too.
WTater, RIP Tater.
Chat employees.
Okay, who do we hire? Chuck Bolson. Chuck Bolson.
Gustavius Flavius.
Randall Hicks.
or Diane Graves. So they all cost different money per day. So Chuck costs 50, Gustavius
is 25, Randall is $75 a day. I fear that we ain't got the bread for that. Gustavius,
Welcome aboard. Gus, you work
to 6 AM. Welcome aboard. I
of the task. Oh my goodness.
It's not confusing either.
You're going to be doing
rental returns. Rental
returns. We can hire two
Let's get Gustavius and let's get like Diane.
Chunk, yeah, chunk.
Okay, you're gonna do checkout.
You know what?
I know he got some money right now.
Let's hire them all.
Randall, no, let's chill out or not.
No, let's chill out.
We only need two right now.
No, let's do Diane. She's only $50 a day and you're going to do restock shelves. Boom.
We have three employees. Lord have mercy. I feel so bad for him.
Yo. Okay. Who are you? Who did I hire to do the cashier? Oh, the store's closed. Okay. We do need to restock some stuff. Where's my restocker? Are you not a good lord, man? You don't have to do something about that. You go out and wear some cargo draws or something, Chunk, because that thing is thangin', dude.
Oh the other ones are night shift.
Okay.
Alright.
Somebody say watch out got leggings up.
Yo.
Alright.
Hold on.
I need some more shelves, dude.
Hold on.
Let me pour some more shelves real quick.
Oops.
items shelves let me get let me get a you know what let me get a couple of
pyramid shells let me get let me get four dollars for a hundred dollars that's
a steal right there no joke how you doing double D delivery service don't ask
me why it's called double D all right thank you don't explode again
Okay
Open the store yeah, let's open get some money coming in there we go store is open so lock-in chop
Okay, we got some pyramid shells. Oh these are
Let's put these like right here
Clean
matter of fact, no. I'm gonna do this number. Oh, yeah! Cream with the five. Thank you.
Chat tell me your boy ain't cooking with the shelf action.
Rotate!
Yo, that sign about to blow up, y'all heard that?
Alright, let me uh...
Let me uh... Okay, we got some employees for that tonight.
So let me um... Oh Lord have mercy.
Let's order some more snacks real quick.
Yo SPD with the 50 get to go give me some W's for SPD with the 50 gift is so I'm slow and have mercy
Wspd for real with the 50. Oh my goodness
Appreciate that SPD
All right, we got some stats coming in on it. It's a movie so there's no kind of movies you got
Grab all this clean. Oh, we got some pasty
We got some Kasey feast, yep.
Was that extra loud than it usually is?
Clean.
Somebody set the cap.
No.
Okay, so if you overstop, so if you overstop, they fly off the shelves, literally.
Okay, store these, clean.
I'm going to grab some more movies because we've got to get some more movies going
going here so let's see what we got here video rentals it the cod father oh my
goodness bad burger oh my goodness lord of the blade lord of the blade something's
off about Mary bad burger the cod father and it order of $256 scared money
Don't make money bubble
Lord of the blade
You have movies and storage yet. They're kind of like mismatched. I'm just gonna use that if I like have to
Put it right here
That's a horror movie got it
Take those back we put bad burger right here
got some bad burger going. We got some Lord of the Blaine. Why did it go over there? Lord
of the Blaine. Fantasy. And then we got romance. Dabber with the tin. And then we got the
Godfather and you get it. It's kind. It's a fish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Godfather gonna go right there.
No, not there. Here. Clean. How you doing? Hey, Bert, you know about that bend in action?
Why is everybody
Dude, why is everybody so caked up?
You didn't stop the popcorn.
No, I got chips instead.
Chips clears popcorn anyway.
Just saying.
Okay, let's put some, uh,
Alright, let's put some of these right here.
Boom. Let's make sure everything's good and stocked up.
So we got, we got, we got enough for a hot minute here.
Okay, Lord of the Bling going there.
Lord of the Bling action.
We got some cod father too.
Don't a cop father right here. Excuse me. Excuse me.
You're having a good night.
Welcome to Google Busters, by the way. Happy emoji. Thank you.
Wait, what?
Ever returned rental without any items?
What y'all out here complaining about?
Y'all better chill out. I'm doing my best.
Cheshire gonna take care of that kiosk.
It's taking my customers.
I'm gonna go take care of that. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, you work here!
Oh, that's Gustavius Flavius!
Oh! Wait, somebody stole? Who did?
Is that what that logo was? Wait a minute. Who stole it?
Watch this. I can't pick it up there, man. Chad, who stole from me, bro? Don't play.
I'm gonna take it. Oh, somebody's right here who stole from me.
You really think you can steal from goobobsters?
Give me my tape!
Give me my tape, bruh!
Why don't you give me the tape?
Give me that!
Give me the tape!
Give me the tape, dude!
Get in there, I see all of them. I'm beating the shit out of you.
You have to get in there.
Get in there.
Get in there, I see all of them.
Get in there.
Did he not steal nothing I'm beating this dude for no reason
Perhaps I've made a misjudgment
There's a kiosk over here I gotta get though dude that's crazy this game has a entire neighborhood row
This game is gonna be wild when it drops. Oh my goodness dude
I didn't clear the return. I don't know what that means. I just started today
There's a kiosk up here. Look at this
There's a kiosk up here, how you doing?
No, I can't take the lawnmower. I don't want somebody over
You can buy clothes too for real
Dude, where is this kiosk?
Adam!
I
Know
No, I don't want to do that, Jack.
The business needs a good starting point.
I can get us a good starting point here.
No!
Man, what a demo though, dude.
What a great demo though, bro.
No joke.
That is, that game going to be for when it comes out actually, you know, devs, y'all
got something special cooking with this one for real.
game that is a go to demo for real like no joke. Chad tell me what just given
good vibes man there's a whole neighborhood and everything like schedule
one had bro that's gonna have actually potential like for real potential like
no joke potential you know what I mean. Hey great stream Chad I love y'all man
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift this subs don't know those bits follows and of course I'm
pretty sure all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all Sunday.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me right.
Peace out y'all.
D-d-d-d-dsd!
Bleuughgh,