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Kiddy!
No, Kiddy!
Kiddy!
She's trying to hit the screen again because she sees the chat on it. No, Kiddy!
Kiddy!
She's just standing on a table right here, just standing there, menacingly.
How's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten under here and huh?
How we doing up in this thing on a scale of one to ten up in here right now?
It's another, it's another Wednesday chat, alas, alas, it is another Wednesday.
with the five and Chris Redfield's butt cheek with the five. Thank you. Chad, what
don't y'all do today, man? Y'all mess with Wednesdays. Wednesdays are kind of chill,
bruh. Not gonna lie. Wednesdays kind of chill, man. Yo, David with the TN gifted,
W David with the TN gifted, and Hugo with the five. Thank you.
Workout you did not go work out by the why you lying don't lie you you did not go work out
Yo, Tana with the five spaghetti with the five with the five mits with the five chica with the five nimbus with the five
Dookie with the five thing with the ten. Thank you
W get there's presets. Oh, man. Thank you
Bro's name was spaghetti man. I don't like no spaghetti tab not gonna lie. I can't
it's something about
Red sauce that's not hot sauce. It messes with me. I don't like it
Period
Yonder goes Charles with the five gifted. Thank you
You know what the best part about having spaghetti was bro the garlic bread
That would be the only reason I would look forward to spaghetti is when we had garlic bread
Nine with the five. Wait a minute. Y'all know something that might be disgusting to y'all
But it wasn't to me
So I hate tomatoes I hate tomato sauce so what my mom would do
When she would cook spaghetti I
Would say yo could you cook me a pot of just straight-up boiled noodles and nothing?
So I would get a pot of just boiled noodles and I would just eat noodles with no sauce
Yep, no sauce, just straight up boiled noodles, dude.
And that was better than spaghetti, quips with the five, thank you.
Yep, I swear, karma with the five, thank you.
Now if it was like, you know, Alfredo or something, I'm all over that.
like tomato sauce. It's tolerable on a pizza, but that's it. That's it. Butter, dude, I was
about to say y'all know another cheat code you could do with ramanoodles. You could get
a pack of ramanoodles, but don't use the seasoning and just cook it with some butter
and salt salt and butter noodles bro like the packet no joke it was actually no joke
it's good I'm dead serious it's like good for real I'm not joking garlic salt that
not just like regular salt do garlic salt man I'm telling y'all I'm telling
y'all bruh I don't know what that name was thank you for the five gifted yeah
no I'm for real though if you ever you know what else you can do with the what
else you can do with the like the the noodles with the with the seasoning
packet take the noodle packet thing open the noodle packet the seasoning packet
and just dump it into the block of noodles crush it up and shake it up it's
like chips bro no joke it's like chips for real dead serious dead serious
prison food, you know, they
call them prisons. Yes, I
remember my brother got out of
jail one time he came home.
He said, yo, can you show
you something I learned?
I was like 10.
No, I wasn't 10.
I was like 12, 13.
He showed me that.
I was like, oh, man,
him things good for real.
And they're good.
They might mess your stomach
up a little bit, but they
good.
Yo, fond with the five
gifted. Thank you, fond
with the five gifted.
Appreciate you.
Hey, Casey, please.
This is my friend Serena.
Happy birthday.
Yo, happy birthday, Serena.
I tell Serena happy birthday. Happy birthday Serena. Thank you.
Case I got my dream car a 2016 Mustang GT. Are you proud of me?
2016 Mustang GT. I'll tell you if I'm proud of you or not.
Yeah, I'm proud of you.
Yep, that's cool, bro.
Yeah, that's what's up.
Yeah, that's cool.
Congratulations on your drink on your drink car, man.
Now me personally, if I'm going to get me a Mustang, it's going to be one of them old Fox body Mustangs, bro.
Demo Fox body mustangs was so clean.
I've never been a Mustang fan outside of those
with Demo Fox body mustangs, but I'm things clean, dude.
Swiftie with the kid gifted.
Thank you.
What year?
I don't even know.
Let me show y'all what I'm talking about
in case you don't know them.
Things hard.
Look.
Fox body must I'm about to get dogs is my screen hidden yeah we're good do these
ones right here bro hold up yeah look hold up these ones dim things hard
Dim thangs hard
Tell me a clean
Ugly dog how
How can you not appreciate that right there how can you not?
Yo, doughnut, miss a doughnut with the 2000 bits, hey, case my husband broke his leg at
work today and it's watching your stream to try to feel better.
Can you say hi to Nick and make him feel better?
Yo, Nick, saw you broke your leg, man.
I hope you feel better for real.
You need to sue that job though.
You better get you some workman's cop for real.
You better get you some workman's cop, um, yeah, you need to.
That's crazy, uh, uh, uh, kids.
I have no idea that's why I don't thank you for the biz.
Appreciate that.
Um, but yeah, Fox body, what you mean?
Is that not what that is?
They call it a fox body because it looks like a fox.
That's what I call a fox body.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does.
If you look at that good enough, you
can tell it looks like a fox, like it literally does.
Like, if you look at that, you're
going to be like that looks like a fox right there.
If there was one animal that it looked like,
you'd be like that resembles a fox.
You can just tell by the front of it.
It looks like a fox.
Dusky with the five, thank you.
That looks like a old car.
Bro, old cars are goaded.
What's you mean?
Bro, old cars are goaded.
They don't see the vision for real.
Bro, look at it.
Take 10 seconds, I'm just looking at it, okay?
It looks like a fox
Eight more it looks even more like a fox in this picture that just looks like a fox did
There's no way around it
Breadmaster with the fire
I've never seen a fox with a square head. Yes, you literally have mom. You've seen me play minecraft.
Hey, case my girlfriend, Alejandra is currently four months pregnant. Could you tell her hey and have a good pregnancy? Yo, hope you have a good pregnancy, Alejandra. Hope everything goes good. Congratulations.
Yeah, man I miss my 93 Mustang GT you didn't have a 93 Mustang GT but I'll stop.
Quit line up in here man.
Quit line up in here.
What is your dream car?
A ice cream truck.
you mean and I have it. Gary with the file, kiddie. Look she's trying to hit the screen
again because the chat's on it look she's swinging on that thing. Kiddie. Kiddie. Kiddie.
QT?
Uh-oh.
Did she just inch ring?
No, we're good.
We good.
QT being this guy ain't straight chilling.
What do you think of Hyundai Elantras?
I don't think of them.
So I don't know.
I don't think of them.
Oh, yes, sneak peek to like a shirt that's coming out.
Chat the merch up on Friday, by the way.
Sneak peek.
That's just one of the new things dropping. There's I think there's multiple new things dropping. I'm pretty sure
multiple new
multiple what time I don't know it's usually like noon central
what about bucket hats I think they're probably getting restocked
yeah they probably they probably getting re I don't know if it's a full restock I think it's
a full restock. I don't know. It might be. If it is, you're in luck. Okay. If it is,
You are in luck buddy.
Okay so can I get shouted out?
Yo, shout out to you.
Didn't have time to see your name but hey, shout out to you.
You know what I mean?
Can I order from the UK?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I don't know I have no idea who in here from the UK and try to watch my merch
before can you do it because I don't know I bought some of your merch off
It's fire. Okay. So you got scammed. What are you drinking?
W promo bro that's not a promo somebody asked what I'm drinking
That's a small bottle now. It's really not I just got some got some some mitts got another
one here too for when I get done with dissing so do yo Connor takes to me with the five
get the ghost you're trying to get Connor to text you look here I don't
think Connor's texting you at this point because you saw do this last night to
talk about uh uh uh uh uh you know where'd you get that what the drink the
gas station case those come over with the fire thank you Connor gone man look
you don't be accepted he gone okay you've been trying says last night for
What's you talking about?
What is that?
Would you say BRZ or what?
What?
You ain't no way you're talking about this.
There ain't no way I'll talk about this right here.
I'll talk about this.
Okay, that is terrible.
What?
Well, what is that?
I'm not a fan.
Not gonna lie, I'm not a fan of that.
No, I'm not a fan.
You want me to show y'all what the best card ever made is?
I'm about to show you
Hold up I'm trying to find the one that looks exactly like the one I had Carly with the five
This looks just like the one I had
This right here, bro
2003 Chevy Impala
dude that bro when I tell you bro the 2000 early 2000 Chevy Impala do this I
did I had one bro well it was my parents and then they got they upgraded
something they drove they throw they drove a 2003 Chevy Impala for majority
my childhood then they upgraded then I got this one I had the same hubcaps on
mine and everything bro the 2003 Chevy Impala bro man oh my goodness smooth
Smooth, you know what I mean so clean
Same color no, this is this is almost exactly what mine looked like except it had a
Tended windows and it's such a sad story too because bro nowadays I'd go back and get it again
I
Had it and there was an issue with it that I had to get rid of it
Because for some reason there was some random security glitch on it and that made it to where every now and then when you tried to start it, it just wouldn't start and sit there for 15 minutes before you could start it again.
And it got so egregious that I had to get rid of it. I sold it to one of my cousins for a thousand dollars.
And then like a month later they told it. I was so sad.
I was so sad that things probably somebody's coffee maker right now
Play with the five, thank you
Chat that thing is probably somebody's coffee maker right now, dude. I want it back to bra
I'm probably going to get me one.
I'm probably going to get me a 2003 Chevy and Paula Brown one that looks just like the
one I had because I just want one to have it.
You know what I mean?
I want one just to have it.
Y'all know the first whip I ever got.
As soon as I turned 16 years old and I got my first job, I'm going to show you what I
drove every day back and forth to work at the golf course.
Let me find one that looks like it.
This pretty much looks just like it almost.
Nah, not close enough.
That's why it's close so I'm going to get though.
Yes, it's close so I'm going to get.
Dude, this right here
was the first whip I got when I was 16, bruh.
It was passed down from my grandpa to my dad
Then to me as soon as I turned 16, tough.
Okay, this one's way more mint than that one was.
That one was a little, it was a little rough.
This was that truck.
I've told the story about this truck before.
This was the toughest truck.
Now this one's more mint than that one was.
The one that we had, you know, it was,
You know what I mean?
Me and my buddy one day, we went out to the country.
Well, we already live in a country,
but like more in the country.
We went out on these like gravel farm roads.
It was like 110 degrees outside.
And the air conditioner did not work in this thing.
The air conditioner did not work.
And I put like an aftermarket radio in that sounded awful.
We went out one day, it was like 110, I said, dude,
let's go out here, let's go drifting
on all these old gravel roads.
We went out there, bro, I spent like three straight hours
drifting around these gravel roads all day.
And on the way back, we got back into town.
I was going to drop him off.
He was like, yo, there's smoke coming out to hood.
I was like, what?
got to his house dropped him off and it was chugging that thing was a
I was like oh lord no I start I drop him off I start driving back to my house
I get to a stop sign there's smoke shooting out from under the hood
I was in a small town so I jumped out of my truck at the stop sign popped the hood
There was actual fire shooting out the engine, not just smoke.
There was flames coming out the engine, not smoke flames.
I was like, oh, Lord, I said, I got to get home.
No, I closed the hood.
I was like three minutes away from the crib.
I was like 10 blocks away from the house started driving.
It made it back to the house.
when I got home, there was still flames
shooting out the incident of a truck.
I got a five gallon bucket of water.
Do water on it?
I was like, man, I don't know what to do.
I ain't got money to fix it.
I'ma just leave it sitting.
I left that thing sitting
and I borrowed another my cousin's truck for like a month.
a month. Dude, I said here's what I'm gonna do with this thing. I'm gonna leave
it sitting for a month and I'm just gonna get back in it one day and act like
nothing ever happened. So a month later I went and started it back up and it
ran like nothing ever happened to this day.
And you want to know what even is more unfathomably crazy than that with the truck?
The oil hasn't been changed in like 20 years in it, and it just doesn't matter
Yep, where's the truck now? Oh, we still got it. I'm about to like try to I'm about to try to like clean it up
Make it real nice. I'm trying to like remodel it
Dude, they don't, hey, they don't make them like they used to, bruh.
Hey, they do not make them like they used to, bubba.
Okay, so with the five, thank you.
I taught this thing all fire, flame shooting out, and just left it sitting for a month, got
back in it, and it ran perfect.
And to this day, you could crank that thing up and it'd be, it'd just sit there,
it'd crank up.
unbelievable. I don't know why. That day was all and again, the
crazier part is the old ain't been changed in 20 years or more.
Go grab it. No, I'm good. No.
No.
But once that Leon Kennedy's toe now with the five gifted, y'all know something else
about this truck?
It was smooth if you was going 40 and under.
But the minute that you get around 50 miles an hour or 60 miles an hour, it felt like
You was in an airplane that was falling apart and it was about to like fall out of sky. It would start shaking
Anytime I went down the highway bro, I'd have to go like 50 tops
If you went 60 it's not like that thing was about to blow up. It's not like a nuclear reactor
Have a toxic ex Connor don't text what?
Yep, maybe it needs to all change
There's another thing about these really old vehicles the minute that you change the oil in it and it ain't been changed in 20 years
Then it's gonna blow up
Yep
And there ain't nothing worse
Then blowing up oh
I got a story about all my goodness dude. I
I got a story about my 2003 Chevy Impala.
One of my thumbs had a star on it forever because it is.
Worked at a rice meal.
Worked at a rice meal, right?
My 2003 Chevy Impala was having, it was overheating.
I didn't care. I was driving that thing back and forth. And I learned a valuable lesson
this day. I was 18. I was fresh 18. Um, um, let me, this is where a character that saved
me a saving grace by the name of Bob that worked up there. Bob tough guy, right?
Tough guy
You know he was swole. He had tattoos, you know
Got to work one day
I'll say man because my first start working at Bob was already there Bob turned out to be cool though
Me and Bob became friends right Bob the builder no
anyway one day I was on my way back from work bro my 2003 Chevy and Paula
started overheating I was like oh hey what a man Bob is no Bob go to you
You want to mess with Bob, bro?
Bob, tough.
Bob, he never did too much.
Bob never did too much.
You know what I mean?
He always wore like a basic shirt and like some cargo pants,
but he was tough.
Right?
You know, he had dreads and everything.
He was tough, though.
He never did too much.
He was never flexing and he never acted like he was tough,
but I knew he was tough deep down.
One day I was on my way.
Bob, if you're out there,
you my homie to this day.
I learned a valuable lesson this day
and a lesson I'll never forget.
I was 18.
Impala started overheating.
I was like 15 minutes from the house.
I'm like, no, it's overheating.
But I kept the gas pedal down because I wanted to get home.
I knew there was no saving me.
But I kept the gas pedal down.
It wouldn't keep going.
I had to stop because it overheated.
And I made a grave mistake.
I pulled over on the side of the highway, I knew it overheated, popped the hood, I said
man I'm going to open the cap to the carburetor, I mean the, to the, to the, to the another
carburetor, the what's it called, the, what's the radiator, I said I'm going to open
the cap to the radiator. And in case you don't know this, if your vehicle ever overheats or
even if your vehicle doesn't overheat, never open the cap to your radiator if the vehicle's
been running within like the past 30 minutes. I knew it was going to be hot, but I thought
I could get away with it. So I put a glove on I had from work. It was like a cloth
glove. I went up, I twisted a little bit. I was like, ooh, man, there's some pressure
around it. I twisted it. I was like, ooh, I'm going to just do it. I'm going to twist it
off and I'm going to pull my hand back real quick. It was impossible. Turned the lid busted
off and hot water shot all over my hand and thumb. My thumb had a blister instantly
that swole up to like this big. It was like second degree burns and I was just cooked.
I was like, like, when you know why you never get different,
everybody have been burnt real bad.
It looks like you've been swimming for a long time,
like your hands dribble up like that.
That's what it looked like.
Instantly burned my hands so bad.
I was cooked.
I was still 15 minutes from home on the highway.
A car pulled up behind me.
It was Bob.
Bob walked up.
He was like, man, you good, bro?
I was like, no, bro, I burnt my thumb.
He was like, oh, man.
I said, dude, I got to get home.
And the thing is, I dropped the cap for the radiator
way down in the motor.
So I couldn't get it.
My hand was messed up.
He's like, all right, I'll get the cap for you.
Put it back on.
I gave him a couple of gloves.
He reached down there.
He got the cap.
He put it on.
I was like, all right, Bob, I appreciate you, man.
I'ma wait another five minutes.
I'ma leave, he's like, I don't follow you.
Bro, follow me all the way home, make sure I made it.
W. Bob, man.
Bob came out of nowhere.
Came out of nowhere.
Save me!
Yep.
save me
W Bob
W Bob man that had to be
8 years ago now
getting old getting old
yep W Bob man
I'll never forgive him for that bro was my homie
for life. My homie for life right there. 2016 was a wild year. Yeah, that happened in 2016.
I graduated high school in 2016, got that job 2016. I almost burned my hand off in 2016.
it was rough. Roughest part was getting a job. Yep. Hey, case my husband loves your
content, we watch for a walk, you say hi to my husband, his name is Ash. Yo, what's good,
Ash, appreciate you, Ash. Appreciate that. Thank you. Case I'm trying to convince my
girlfriend we need to get married at a castle in Scotland? Where are you getting that bread
from? Where are you getting that bread from? Would you come to the wedding if I pay for
your ticket and a room at the castle? I appreciate the offer but no I ain't getting
on the airplane. I hope you do wind up getting the castle though and I hope everything goes
good with y'all. A castle? That's tough! My life's just
liquor. We good? We good? Um,
uh, Miss Angela with 1000 bits. Hey case. The last time I sent bits was a year
ago and I was the and I was in the trenches when I first started watching you 17 months
sub now. I don't know if you remembered I was the one who told Kobe Bryant sister about
you being a huge fan. Yeah, I remember that. I remember I didn't believe you till you
saw proof of that. Yeah, I remember that. Uh, now I'm David love my life, have an
amazing career and have you as a part of my nightly routine for I wake up for another
a good day. Love you, kitty. Yo, W and Angela for real.
Appreciate that Angela. That's a OG to W Angela. Grant, if
they go with good for you, Angela, everything's probably
going bad for me because I'm getting on fall guys. Lord,
have mercy. GG Lord.
Yo, Lauren with 1000 bits. High case. I'm in my last
semester of college. I have to write a 20 page paper
to graduate in May. You ain't gonna make enough here. 20 pages? They'd have to fire me. Can you
yell at me to get out of bed so I can clip and use it my alarm clock every
more. My name was Lauren. Yo, Lauren, you better get out of bed right now. You better write that paper.
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The vast majority of numbers you see on the internet aren't real.
The accounts that you interact with, the posts that you see, often times aren't even made
by a human being on the other side of- what time of the video did he mention me? I like
that bucket hat. That bucket hat is hard. 11.45?
You really should viewbot your streams if you want to succeed. And he does prop it
up as a legitimate strategy and even insinuates that it's not 420 at like super expensive you know
four minute mark
in categories off rip this is some turbo doomer ship because it kind of positions it as like your
only option if you're just getting started well there used to be a time where if you made
great content. What's up with the bucket hat? I like it. I like to switch up. You could get found, but
those times are way behind us in the shitter now. It's gone. That's an era long forgotten,
like the saber tooth tiger. Now, if you want to cut through the noise, you got to clip farm, pay
clippers or Lord and help us even viewbot. You got to get down and dirty in the pig pen. It's
the only way. Well, that's not true. You can still make great content and get found.
Y'all said it was 420.
And it does happen.
I think the best example of that is Keso.
Oh, OK.
My fault.
My monitor went off.
And it's the only way.
Well, that's not true.
You can still make great content and get found.
It does happen.
I think the best example of that is Keso.
I would be shocked to learn Keso view-botted at any point
in his life.
I don't even think the guy could find a viewbot website or provider.
I just...
Hey.
Hey, Bobo.
What the heck, Bobo, is it me?
Well, that is case-o.
I would be shocked to learn case-o viewbot at any point in his life.
I don't even think the guy could find a viewbot webcider provider.
I genuinely don't think he would even know where to begin with something like that.
And he has blown up old head voice older than me.
Best example of that is Keso.
I would be shocked to learn Keso viewbot it at any point in his life.
I don't even think the guy could find a viewbot website or provider.
I genuinely don't think he would even know where to begin with something like
that. And he has blown up solely because he makes good content.
Hey, that's my boy right there through the noise.
This is something I've always said.
That's my boy though.
Gigi too stupid for viewbot and Gigi.
Okay, okay, relax, buddy.
Relax.
He needs to see what he needs to do.
He needs to send me one of them bucket hats.
Is that his merch?
He needs to send me one of them bucket hats
because I won't one of them bucket hats.
That thing clean.
the boys tell them to send me one to okay relax you know me and moisture you
know me and moisture you know like that I fear you don't know moist like me we
co-own a soap company okay if anybody's getting sent a hat it better be me
Okay. It better be me. W moisto. That's my guy. W moisticle. That's my homie right there.
That's my homey. W moisticle man. You already know what time it is though. Time to enter
abyss. The death zone. The zone of pure hatred, despair, agony, all of the above. Yes. You
You already know what that place is.
Yep, you guessed it.
Yep, you guessed it, Bubba.
The past, look here.
The past two days.
We have won our first game on.
The past two days.
I'm going to get you, bro, put me a noodle scan.
Golly.
Just put me a noodle scan in there.
I'm tired of asking.
Is it too much to ask, chat?
Is it?
too much to ask to put me a noodle skin in the game. I don't think so, personally, but
Maybe it is.
Lock in though.
That's what I do know.
I do know about locking in.
And I am.
Oh man that was close!
Wow that was close!
Oh
Yeah
You gotta be fished in me.
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Look at these peasants unable to make it
Sorry, with the chance.
Which server does K-So play in Fall Guys?
you're not getting answered, buddy, because I know why you want to know.
In case you get my wisdom feed out tomorrow, any advice?
Make sure they give you some, some good stuff.
Toward them things ain't gonna hurt.
We're like, hey, y'all best give me some stuff that's gonna last about three weeks.
Kobe made that yo Alex with the 50 gift and W Alex with the 50 gift and thank you.
W Alex with the 50.
I appreciate that.
of it. Get rid of uh the white
pigeon skin and the person named
iconic apple have been removed
expeditiously there you go welcome to the sewer society perception
i'm insane
Oh, did you see that?
I
Oh, yeah, I need to like, figure
out the most efficient possible
route on this to ensure that
you know, because there's got
to be a route here that you
would ensure first place
that you would insure first place every time, right?
There's gotta be, but I don't know what.
should you go low right there maybe?
Okay, so count how many I got here.
I got 18 rings there.
Count it when I go low.
Now you're missing a gold one there.
How?
Is that route that I'm taking the most efficient?
top they can't be the bottom there's no way there's gotta be like a little oh my goodness
there's gotta be a trick on the bottom one
I don't know.
Oh, why did you just sprint through here?
Are you stupid?
I'm not stupid.
Are you five years old?
Just mess it up the whole map!
For what?
I got to get out of here.
I gotta get out of here!
Here's what it is.
Why would you do that?
Dog, there was no platforms to the right, bro.
It was over.
I had to try to get to the left there.
It's just luck of the draw.
You happen to be on the side where less blocks got taken because there was this absolute
insect just running back and forth, messing up the whole map just to get eliminated
like second like dog don't even queue up like why you even queue it up you're
just messing up the map and you have no chance to win like go somewhere golly
man it's all right that was a good first game though let's be real chat let's
be real. That was a good first game. No joke. Oh, I guess the other two, why no controllers
called in today.
I can guarantee you the one that didn't call in is a string sniper. I can guarantee you.
Look at that.
I like how I had to mute my audio because this absolute filth is just spamming emotes.
Oh no, this lobby's rancid.
Reef on that.
No, this lobby's rancid.
Get out of here.
No.
Reef on that.
That lobby is absolutely rancid.
No shot.
Absolutely no shot.
No, no shot.
I'm over here getting grabbed. There's somebody spam emoting. No, there's no absolutely no way on this planet
I fear no
We doing that
No
We doing that
We out of there, you know a bad lobby when you see one and that was one of them
Hey, I know a bad lobby what I've seen one
Let's go I didn't get my refund. Yes, you did
Why are you grabbing the ledge?
That's a time wall!
I'm hitting this right here watch I'm hitting this I'm insane I gotta go for it now well
I'm always there.
I'm a twat? Dude, I need to learn a method here.
Oh
Was that it
Oh, that is not it!
I'm trying to formulate a crazy strat, bro.
Why am I moving so slow?
Woohoo!
Stop doing stupid things bro. I know for a fact I'm always quality there, so why would I not try?
I'm trying to formulate a route
I'm trying to formulate like a crazy route, bro. No joke
There's gotta be something there. There's gotta be
I hate this round. I actually like the swivel a little bit
Come on, man!
Let's go.
Chad, do you have faith?
Do you just got a little bit of faith in me here?
Never mind, don't even bother.
Lost temple is such a swamp, it's not even funny.
What?
Yo devs, get rid of that stage and swap!
Why did you go back shut up?
It's a game about you happen to hit the right door or not and there was nothing left.
You're gonna ask me why I did this.
It is literally a coin toss.
You have an equal likely chance to hit a 50-50 coin toss is that actually not even
a less chance of that because there's more people.
That's, is that the worst finals?
That's how I think it is.
I actually think that's the worst finals in the game.
No joke, it's gotta be.
It's so stupid, like we need it out of here.
You know what it should be?
It should be like a regular qualifying round and like the first 10 or so to get
in gets it.
That would be perfect.
Let me run this game.
Give me the keys to the game.
I'll make this game right.
Give me the keys, man.
I'm gonna put in a $500 battle pass, dude.
I'm insane!
I did hit it clean it if I hit the hammer clean it it took me all the way to the top
I didn't hit it clean now
good try. Hey, good try. Good try. Oh man, I love airtime, dude. Airtime's so good.
This would be a better final than that other one would. Whoever gets a hundred to quickest.
This would legitimately be better, anything would be better than out of the one.
That was a post-it laugh!
Yo, Vitamin C, come on, man.
I
Speak of the mind of a team
GG
I had apple juice today too, yeah cuz you're five.
I'm having it because I'm sophisticated.
I'm playing best myself. I hope your apple juice is good. That's a joke, bro
Let him fight.
Two, two, four. Let's go!
Let's go, man!
The streak will not end today. I won't allow it
GG
I haven't won a crack in slam, and I don't know how long
Yeah, get him out of here.
Yeah, please, bud.
You grabbed me even for half a second, Jade, you're gone.
I don't know if you had any ill will in that grab jay, but hey my shooters don't play
Look at this idiot that has no idea how to play.
Slash him 3-3-4-4.
You have no idea how to play this map.
Oh my goodness, man.
Oh my goodness, bruh.
I could have had that.
I know Joe could have had that.
I could have had that chat seriously, I could have.
I sold, I sold it, that's on me.
That was 100% entirely on me, dude.
Yeah, you're literally banned by the way.
Like no joke man.
What is this?
Miko!
Woo!
Yeah.
I don't know what that map was.
I don't know if I've ever played that map. Maybe I did a long time ago. I don't know.
That was strange.
I said the world record on this map two and a half years ago.
Let's go.
I was the pipe dream champion back in the day.
Did you say that every time? Yeah, cuz it's true!
First one in the pipe!
I hate this game so bad.
That was almost bad.
That was almost bad for your boy right there.
That was almost bad for you,
boy, right there.
Let's go.
This could be it.
I
I ain't got nobody to blame for that one but myself.
Ain't nobody to blame on that one but me.
Oh, no.
Yeah, straight at me.
Are you serious?
Straight at me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this, this, this, this, some SWAP!
But y'all want to see her try to convince me that they're not controlled by humans.
Y'all seriously want to sit here and still be sheep and believe that they're controlled
by just a robot.
They are human controlled.
The rhinos are controlled by humans, the tentacles are controlled by humans, and the cannons
are controlled by humans.
Look, look, look, are you serious?
I guess one of the other ones decided to clock in for the day.
There was only one of them earlier.
He said, yeah, but clock in his streamstights, his case, oh god, oh, look at this.
You want to stop the work if you want it for me? Unbelievable!
Look at that!
Look at it, look at it!
Look at that.
Look, look, it's charging, manny!
It's...
Yo, stream snipers, get rid of this one with the backpack right here.
It's gotta go.
I mean, uh, uh, shooters get it out, remove it, chat, look fall guys cannon controller
or just get the five sums.
I don't know what other proof y'all need.
Like it's right there.
Shooters get the thing with the backpack killed now.
Right there.
It's right there.
I'll do it myself for half an hour.
Look at the kid at the lock bottom, just me.
Okay, stream snipers, remove vitamin C too.
Remove it.
I mean, shooters, not sweet diamonds.
Peace, mate.
I handle it myself!
I handle my own business!
Yo, why is the thing with the backpack still in here?
We need to kill it, man.
It's not, not in here.
Look at it.
It's literally, it's on the other side over there.
It's with Miku.
It's right beside Miku over there.
You see it standing right beside Miku.
It's still in here.
just keeps grabbing me repeatedly.
I'm cooked.
I didn't want to come back over here, but I had to.
I'm fried.
Oh man!
Dude, how did y'all let it qual?
Yo the Doctor Eggman skin you need to kill it to because it's a string sniper from the
other day.
We gotta get rid of the one with the backpack and the Dr. Eggman skin.
We have to get him out of here.
It's over.
Flippy died?
Oh, it's over.
Why is it always this?
is one of the worst ones when there's when there's things grabbing you look the
doctor a mess he doesn't go up here and grab and watch
yo like in your part of the shooter society get it kill it
They got rid of it let's go that's what the shooters do, baby.
RIP
Yo bright and booty hair with the team get the thank you
I appreciate y'all man, but come on
Me go oh
Let me go over here by myself, please!
Oh, they're everywhere!
It's over!
Oh no.
They double hit me!
Yeah, but you're not controlled by humans.
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I think I'll have to go back to the first floor.
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
come on.
Five gifts. Thank you.
Vitamin C here. You made it
personal by going after me
and pushing me off like that.
This is a declaration of war
You can trust us when we say that you will not win another crown today war is coming and shooter signing will fall big dog
I fear you don't stand no chance with those empty threats y'all are y'all are outnumbered and outskilled by every regard like your
That does not put in still fear in my heart at all. I
Don't care. Yeah, but buddy come on y'all ain't nothing the skill of the stream snipers versus the shooters is not even close
Like it's one shooter accounts for 10 string snipers like y'all suck for real
Come on man
Come home man
I'm taking names.
The blue one named Chris, kill it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What was it all for man?
I'm not sure.
What was it all for man?
I'm late. Have we had any wins yet? Unfortunately not yet, but the streak's not ending here,
so we're good. Don't worry.
All right, we still got Miku in here.
We're good.
Try to just keep it simple here.
I should just keep it simple here, huh?
Just go with what I know works and just not even try to finesse nothing.
Already risked it too much earlier.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it simple.
I'm gonna go my route that I know is getting 18 per go.
18 times two. What is that?
So if I get 18 times two, I can get it in two waves.
Yeah, so I should have it in two waves
without having to go back to third.
Right.
No way! That's the thing that was stream sniping through.
That is the dumbest thing I've truly ever seen.
Oh
Got some bad luck right there where I
Okay, this is good this is good
Chris Redfield just took a duke on my porch, I don't, is that a, that better not be a complaint.
I wish that would happen.
The one with the treadmills by that bar right there are so risky dude.
You're almost better off just going in the tube instead of going for the swing.
You know what I mean?
Like low key.
First one in the pipe.
First one in the pipe!
OOOOOH!
What is happening today?!
Woo!
Now forget that, I'm playing it smart!
I did not want to risk it on the on the thing right there, bro. I did I did I didn't feel right
I just saw a vision I know every correct door
Let's gooooooooo!
Fire!
Fireball!
Whoa! Let's go!
The streak has still not ended.
dude for a minute there I thought the streak was in danger oh my goodness it
was 84% on no oh my goodness it is a horrifically bad day to be a doubter
CD3KF, Rob. There's insider trading going on. Again, unless they got so much bread that
they're just going all in on yes every time. We're cloudy at, you know, cloudy, you fell
off. Harry oiled up bodybuilder lost 250k. Oh, I'm sleeping good tonight, Bubba. Oh, man.
Buddy, let me tell you, I'm sleeping good tonight.
I'm going from back to back. You got me messed up. I'm crunch up for a minute there. I thought
the streak was dead. Be real, did y'all think the streak was dead there for a minute too?
thought it might have been dead there for a minute. Lord have mercy and to catch
a dub on that one. Whoever that dragon was must have known the route because I
started following that dragon and all of a sudden the doors were just going. Does
Does bro know something we don't?
Bro might know something we don't.
Uh oh.
do you see that skin behind me? How do I get that pink house? How do I get that? I hate
I hate everything in everybody!
I'm insane! Oh my goodness!
Dog, why is your name K-So's hired wiper?
Come on, Miku. You got a call. Miku, come on. She about to sell it. Okay, she did it.
There is no there is no way case those hired wiper makes it right.
Fussy baby crust.
My number one shooter in Agario who remembers.
there's no way that's the same fussy baby crush, right?
That was my number one shooter in Agarrio.
You need to get some off-stream practice in on this game,
though, fussy baby crush, lord, mercy.
But godly, no way.
Fussy baby crush, no way.
How many times have you won?
I got one win of that last game, thankfully.
It was looking like the streak might have ended for a minute, but we're good.
We're going from back to back here.
It's supposed to be baby made to move to a new game, give him a few days, he'll
be to go.
True.
I'm removing kill it remove it kill it remove it kill it remove it kill it remove it
I've never seen one like that, that was crazy.
I have never seen a path be that clear on one ever before.
Miku didn't make it.
She probably sacrificed herself for the greater good.
I'm sure that's what happened.
all the work and died at the end. Dude, I have been there. That map, if you're the one leading
the pack and do all the work, you have a high chance to lose. You can do all the work, blaze
the trail until the last second, and not make it. Yep.
I'm insane.
I suck.
You don't get him, I'll tell you where you found it!
OG with the fire!
I
Know you saw a cake man and get it out of here. Why is it still all up? Oh, you're a hacker
Mass report it too.
Oh, we about to find out.
Oh, yeah, no, no, refund that.
No, you're hacking.
There's no way you're right there.
Refund that, you're hacking.
Mass report it too.
You saw the name.
I cannot believe
that there are things
That hack to stream snipe me in fall guys. What are these creatures, dude?
Clip it I have
Indefinite proof that it was that it was hacking look here
There's look I'm gonna show y'all indefinite proof right here. Okay, so so peep this right?
look at this. We're my we're my audio. Can y'all hear me? Okay. So it's behind me right
here, right? It's behind me, which at this point it is actually impossible without hacking
to be ahead of me because that's just what it is. I distinctly waited at the finish
line to see if it would come back. And the amount of time that it took for me to get from
here to here, there is no way that it's right there. And the main blatant thing that made
it looked like it was hacking was look at the way it teleports right here it was
right before that hold up
watch
look
yo what's y'all doing with these clips come what do I pay y'all for dog
We're going to clip.
And we're lying on Caso's Dukey Field Draws to have the chat.
Are y'all really getting outdone by Caso's Dukey Field Draws?
How are y'all letting someone named Caso's Dukey Field Draws have the clip?
An
why is it just sitting there?
It's just sitting there waiting.
just sitting there. And now look at this. Look at this. What? What is that movement right
there? Why is it still on the wall? You're a hacker. What is this movement? I'm seeing.
It was lag. Well, either way, it mass reported either way. Either way, it's blatantly sitting
they're stream sniping me. You're still a hacker in my book. Mass report it, you're gone. Just
coping at this point. Well, it doesn't make it any better even if it isn't hacking, right?
Because at the end of the day, you are literally waiting by the finish line to mess my game
up. You are less than human, actually. Like I have such disdain for it. I can't humanize
it by calling it a, like, a name that you would call a living organic creature?
Right?
So it is what it is.
You still have shooters though? I'll always got shooters, Bubba.
Hey case private investigator here, and I should inform you that the FGC
Fall guys cartel have been targeting you as part of a massive insider trading operation to maximize sound points
I'm currently under cover will be covering for you until I can take down the cartel wish me luck
What the fall guys cartel what?
I said this shovel, not this shovel.
I said this shovel.
I said this shovel not the shovel
What are y'all saying?
Okay, here.
Disheveled that's what I said said disheveled disheveled
You're saying shovel
It's disheveled I'm just I've I'm disheveled that is how literally everybody says it y'all I got to see her do this
I'm disheveled.
Bro be a doll and move the block. I guess I'll do it.
I hate you.
I hate everybody, matter of fact.
The hatred grows.
That's mine!
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
Oh, of six.
Oh of six trying to get strange night by the snowball controllers because they're on payroll too I
Proved it the other day
I kill it now.
Kill it now.
Yo, Ozark, welcome to the shooter society, buddy.
Welcome in.
Yo, LICE, welcome in as well.
Kill it now.
The captain hat, kill it.
I wonder if you regret your decision.
Probably not because you don't have a conscience.
It's, it's tall again!
Woohoo!
Let's go.
Let's go, man.
Shout out to the shooters that just gave their life for that.
Thank you for section W perception.
It's like dude it's like the game only has two or three finals you can get me glass ball
Catch the dawnspin, dude!
Kill it!
You're dead!
Yo K-Zo smells, you're dead!
Peace!
Wow, you actually suck on top of it, dude.
You're just outmatched!
You're dead!
Green manga!
This game sucks!
You know what shout out to you deserve it.
addictions taken over me. Like I said, at least it's not, at least it's not like drugs or something.
Godly, that could have been two dubs on a night chat. That could have been two dubs, bro.
No, man. That could have been two dubs, skis, bro. Then sit with the tent. Thank you.
There's a move on this map called the queso yo Miku you ain't been in a game
in about an hour and a half
what is that on my screen
Where's the mastery?
A hacker?
Do you have to be a hacker to have a name that long?
I thought that was putting my IP on the screen for a minute, I was about to be tweaking.
Let's go.
He's in here too!
Bro, I fell off! Where is my speed?!
Yes.
AT!
This game's some slops.
Like devs, put me in control of the game.
Like devs, put me in control of the game, I'll fix it.
Why is there a grab animation on the portal there?
A two cycle.
I got a two cycle. We're good.
Let's go.
This is it.
Chat. This is it.
In case you give a shout of my wife, Yadina,
where yo shout out your dealer was good your dealer hope you're doing well we'll be hollering at you
oh please the path
No, no, no, no, no.
RIP Mini Man.
It's all we're playing good, we're playing good, we're playing good, let's go, okay.
I have confidence in this one.
I do, I do, I am serious.
I'm serious it's an anti-gravity one too I'm insane with it look at that for why
Why don't you run it, Nate Dog?
It's hand pop!
Oh, so you're hacking.
Refund it.
I don't know what's more, you know, here's what I think.
I don't know what's more sad.
Like listen to this, right?
What's more sad?
Hacking in Fall Guys or Hacks existing for Fall Guys.
Like something sat down at a computer and developed hacks for Fall Guys the game.
They're both equally as like unfathomable.
like both of them are equally as like unfathomable like no joke that's just
efficient running okay okay Bubba yeah that was just the way that was you
saying bolt run it up down through there yeah I for sure that thing was
He's going like, fire on him on her!
Let's go.
K says I know what running looks like. Oh yeah, you're banned.
Did you think-
I had a vision, man.
I'm cooked.
I'm back.
I have a vision! I know which one it is!
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
You're on another level.
Oh my goodness dude.
Bro.
No. I don't want to.
I don't want me.
It's like this one isn't as bad as the matchfinder one.
You know what I mean? That other one's actually really difficult.
3 strawberry 2 coconut 3 strawberry 2 coconut
Two pair three coconut one banana.
Beautiful.
Nobody died there.
No.
Don't be a hero. I have to. I'll blaze the path.
this I'm blazing the path
Oh my goodness, that's insane!
I need a healer!
And I need another healer!
Because I'm gonna be late!
Let's go.
Why don't you just running around man?
You get this now out of my lobbies dude.
Wait a minute, that's a shooter.
know what shout out big D bro. Shout out big D bro that's a shooter I should have
won that though I sold one more I got yeah I got to the the de-addiction is
getting bad it's setting in I got to again. Hey at the end of the day even if
I don't win another one tonight, chat.
You want to know you want to know you want to know what you want to know?
What?
The street continues either way.
Either way, the street continues.
Cover with the fire.
Thank you.
Why is SpongeBob butt-naked?
Me clues in here.
Let's go.
There's a hacker in here.
Yep.
You're going to be sitting there, your name is Freehatch and it's showing a link.
Bro, what is wrong with you dog?
We found that vermin actual vermin like legitimate less than vermin
Like, like, not even ver- Like, not even dust on like a shelf, y'know?
I got a good feeling about this.
virus true true I got a good feeling about this one I do I don't know why
but I do
I just saw vision this is a dog I saw vision no joke I did
I saw the vision and I and I registered what it meant
and I know what it meant and I saw everybody in here's future for the next 20 years.
I'm sorry.
I
The promoter guy just ruined a match that had almost all the GC shooters in it, yeah I
peep that too.
I'm good at tail tag, I'm good at having a tail on.
These ones are usually good for me.
A reflection of life if you will.
Yo Wiggles with the 25 gifted.
Wiggles with the 25 gifted.
Thank you.
Sorry about that big dog.
Sorry about that big dog, I had to do it.
Not that they don't have to do it.
Bro, go somewhere, man!
Bro, you ain't catching me, you simple thing.
Like, go!
Bro, you easy pickings for real.
Just go somewhere.
God, Lee.
I took your tail, cry about it.
You're rude off.
There's other things with tails.
You suck.
Just outclass you.
so bad oh my goodness you suck yeah keep
wasting all your time what a loser
wasted all that time trying to grab a
tail for me I'm just cooking you the
whole time rather than go try to get
another one your hubris will be the death of you and it was you suck
I'm killing everybody!
I'm gonna kill you for sure!
You just got outplayed so bad it's not
Not even funny! You are horrible!
I GOTTA!!!
I got a two piece!
I can eat it!
Did you see what I did?
Did you see what I did to that disgusting insect before that, too?
I'm about to pass out.
Don't you just love to see it?
That's two dubs in a day.
That is two dubs in a day.
with the with the 10. Thank you. Look at this. I'm about to show y'all something.
Rob Siliner. Big media calls on who that is. None of the usual Harry Oiled Up
Bodybuilder again. You know Harry Oiled Up Bodybuilder. This is a bad day
for you man. I'm about to show y'all something. Look at what I did to this cretin that was
running around. Looking as pathetic as I know you are. Look what I did to it. The two piece
at the end we're gonna see that too. No that's two piece no biscuit right there. Look. I can't
count on y'all to clip nothing clip when I killed the thing before
60 plus thousand people in here and not one clip of that
You all need to go look in the mirror, dude.
That's not it.
Yo, Eliana, I appreciate you, but that's not it.
me what I did to the that's not it either yo wiggles with the 50 give the W
wiggles with the 50 give the thank you wiggles with the 50 give the
appreciate you. Okay, so yeah, GG.
Give me my clip right now. I want to brag.
Are y'all serious y'all know there's a way to wind back the line
Anyway, that that thing that was sitting there running around chasing me trying to grab me
the whole game, I literally carried a ball turned around real quick and just destroyed
it just at who saw it type one if you saw it, I was wanting to go replay just to show
show how crazy that was. But some what do you mean show proof?
Oh.
Double piece maybe it's in here how long is this clip no
No, bro.
23 seconds.
Hell for me, and I'm just cooking you the whole time, rather than go and get once.
That's not in there.
Anyway, it was nasty. You'll have to catch on like the second channel or something on YouTube.
It was nasty. It was crazy either way.
Anyway, you already know what time it is, hey, you already know, hey, you already know
know what time it is. Do you? You should. Because it's spooky time up in this tank buddy.
Hey, it is spooky time.
You best get you a dypey on Buster.
Hey, you best get you a dypey on Buster.
Because it's spooky time up in this paint.
Tell me it ain't spooky time, Jack, huh?
Wiggles with another 25 gifted, W Wiggles with another 25 gifted, oh my goodness.
W Wiggles for real with another 25.
Get you a guy beyond!
I'll get Spooky Tom again.
Yeah!
I don't want to hear a kiss from your mouth.
I'm feeling broke, man.
I'm about to make me some drink.
Give me a second!
Give me a second.
A moment, if you will.
Perhaps even a second, maybe just a second.
I'm about to make me some drink up in here.
Should I go with the peach tea again, chap?
Yes.
What did you just say?
You should go with water.
I literally owe me drink the only time I ever drink anything other water is on stream
you disgusting loser
Cat on my life and dead seas, but not on dying
Dead seas
No, Baha slushies. I don't even know what a Baha slushie is. It sounds good though.
We're not gonna lie.
Baja slushy?
Man, I sell cow to fire.
How go to be a baja slush?
Oh, it's for Taco Bell? Dude! I discovered, oh my goodness. This is not a plug. The only
food place that I'm affiliated with is CCs. You need to go eat some CCs tomorrow. Get
you the queso's mac and queso pizza. I discovered the new best item at Taco Bell. Do you want
to be put on right now? Do you want to be put on? I will put you on. Oh my goodness,
I'll do it.
And I don't know if it's a limited time deal,
but dude, I got a confession to make.
I ate five of them the other day.
That's how good they are.
Make sure I don't leave nothing.
Oh man.
Oh man!
If you could see my screen, Lord help me.
Okay, look here.
It's on the Lux value menu, and I'm not talking Lux from Legal Legends.
There it is.
Dog.
Let me make sure I'm not getting leaked here before I show y'all.
Okay.
beefy potato loaded griller. I am so serious. If you go to Taco
Bill, you need to get this. This is currently besides their
breakfast menu. I am not kidding right now. I am actually
not joking. If if say if you got something planned tomorrow
and you're going somewhere and you need something to eat.
if you go there get the beefy potato loaded grill it is oh my goodness dude
five of them yeah I thought of them in one day go day that's yours because I
discovered it I'm like wait this looks good I thought of them but it was it
It wasn't like a one sitting thing.
It was like, that's what I ate that day, right?
It wasn't like I sat down and ate five of these in one sitting.
It was like, I got five of these
and that's what I ate throughout the whole day.
And that's why my stomach was messed up the other day
on stream and I was like, crap in myself.
Yeah.
But if you got a hankering for some Taco Bell,
if you got a hankering, the beefy,
Oh, it's good, dude.
It's good.
Like I'm serious, it's good.
Beefy potato loaded grill.
Yep, and that's not a plug.
Don't go get this.
But I'm just saying, I'm just trying to put y'all on, all
right?
If you don't go buy some food, you
need to go buy some CC's, pizza, what you talking about?
But yeah, it sounds good.
It is.
Chack Taco Bell's best trait is their potatoes, dude.
If they put potatoes in every one of their products,
everything would be substantially better.
Their potatoes are just good, dog.
They're just good.
Holy calories, dude,
what's you expect a burrito from Taco Bell to be?
I'm gonna tell you one thing.
A burrito from Taco Bell,
400-something calories is a good day.
You expect to get a burrito from Taco Bell for like 200 calories, you're sadly mistaken.
Like, that's not gonna happen.
Lock in.
I fear that it is spooky time up in here.
Name of this game is...
The Tall Man Capes.
And the logo of the game was like a UFO so I'm assuming it's an alien game
Those do have potential
The tall man tapes
I mean big
StarFord systems calm what you talking about
Yeah, he's just selected.
I'll assume it is.
Walk in.
708, 2000.
So we all wasn't even alive in 2000.
I was two.
I was two years old at almost exactly two months.
At this very moment in time, with its game took place.
What's going on?
Am I being kidnapped?
Hotel with the file, thank you.
Am I being kidnapped? Where am I at?
Am I like in the back of the van?
Hotel with another file.
K-Zero, the station.
Uh-oh.
Investigate the station.
Alright, bet.
This look kinda clean!
Wow, the sensitivity is perfect off-riff.
off rip and you believe that I have seen this gas station in other games before
All right, I guess I'm investigating a gas station not sure why but I am
Make it cloud I don't feel like around now maybe later
Probably not though take too much effort
We're at the Parama gas station
Panoramic, sunroof, it's kind of cozy, where do you employees at?
Hello?
I'm glad the sensitivity is good by default because there ain't no option for it.
Wow this is horrible customer service I must say.
Where is my service?
Hello creepy van sitting out there, and I can't be good
Hey, I don't think nobody's in here
What was that?
I forgot a flashlight.
Chas, something ain't right. Did these people get abducted by aliens that was working here?
Go away.
I said leave me alone.
Or what?
Leave this place.
what are you not the input no i heard no trumpets
what's happening
leave the station. Okay, let's leave. There's a dumpster on my left. Never mind. No, it
was there. I remember there was a horror game that we played at this gas station. Do you
I guess I'm not getting no gas because the customer service here is so awful what's that
go for?
Four hundred ninety-nine.
Thousand?
Good deal, you think so?
Let's get out of here.
See how much else house calls?
What's going on?
Tape 1, the Toa.
Why are we just walking into the woods right now?
Why is there ominous music playing?
It's kind of a thot though, wait a minute.
Oh the super duper OGs know.
But the house I first started streaming in, the trap house was older than the Titanic.
The house I first started streaming in was built in like the early 1890s.
And that's why it had no insulation and it was so off balance that if you dropped a ball
at the front door it would roll all the way to the back of the house.
every time you walked out the defraud door you had to like climb up a hill.
Yep.
But at least I had a house.
Can't complain.
Where are we and why are we?
Lord have mercy!
That thing is faggot.
That is by far.
The best emote ever right there.
Shout out to Chariah.
She cooked with that one.
God, Lee, that thing is heavy.
That thing is heavy, man.
Why my vision going blurry?
Mountain, river, forest, lake?
Chat, remember our motto?
Our motto is always go left.
Why does my vision look so messed up right now?
Oh, you can't go left.
There isn't a visible wall there.
We have to go this way.
I have a bad feeling!
POV, you lost your horse in Red Dead 2 and you're just walking.
What?
What? I can already tell there's gonna be like a some time past.
Strange that we're gonna wind up being dark out here.
This is a scenic walk though.
This is kind of a vibe.
Maybe that's the reason why they didn't give us any information why we're out here.
you were just here just for the love of the game.
Cameraman never dies, true.
So we might be a I.
Try to make sure he doesn't watch me.
You never know, you might be getting stopped
by like an animal or something.
You walk around like a lion jump out, you dead.
You can't do nothing, no lion.
You can't do nothing, no bear either.
a bear rolled up on you ain't it is what it is
what was that
paradise with the five gifted
okay I think I've had enough can we go back to the car now because what if it gets dark
What is this up here?
Yeah, we're cooked.
Yo, appreciate you caspy?
Did something knock those down or am I uh...
maybe those just fell on their own yeah there wasn't no alien up there we're
good some's definitely watching us now 100% something's definitely sitting here
watching us right now
I feel like I'm hearing something
Wow finally that feedback stopped. Thank you
Now it's a little no
Okay, it's nice and shady in here
That's cool
This is scenic though. This is this is this is a nice area to go walking
That is until something absolutely terrible happens, which is bound to happen soon
Because it is a horror game after all so nothing will be
pleasant I
Wonderful walking to like a cabin or something or we actually just walk in just to do it
Yo smack with the 25 get the W smack with the 25 get that I appreciate that smack thank you
W smacked with the 25 gift recap we pulled up to a gas station nobody was there and we
left the gas station and now we're walking a trail that's about it Bubba
You turn off the head bob. No,
there wasn't no option to. It's not. It's not some of the worst head bob I've seen. I've seen way worse.
Oh, Lord.
So that's where we're going that can't be good
Hear a dog
Cheers
It's getting darker.
What?
I was just trying to catch a vibe!
Yo wiggles with another 50 gifted again w-wiggles with another 50 gifted again Lord have
Lord have mercy wiggles going crazy with it
Precate that wiggles
So am I working out here maybe like like a iron bark look out or fire watch
If so, I do have job experience working in a guard tower because we have played multiple games
where we work in a guard tower as like a park ranger or something.
Oh dude, it is complete darkness without the flashlight.
Whoa!
All right, let me up here.
Somebody dead right there?
What is that? Oh, that's a generator
Okay, I'm assuming that generator is gonna go out at some point
Lord have mercy
Hello
Hey, it looks kind of cozy though Chad hold up
Why am I here am I just walking here
stay away from rock movement monument to do find campers make them clean up
Take 2, the campsite.
Life.
Find the campsite.
So this is us the next day.
And we're doing the to-do list.
We're looking for the campers, I assume.
Okay.
Hopefully they're all right.
So we do work as a park ranger.
This is such a f-
So yeah, we're working as a park ranger.
Again, like I said, I do have expertise in this field because we've worked as a park ranger
in multiple different games, multiple different settings.
No!
Why must you, why?
Why didn't we handle this in the morning hours?
Excuse me campers, y'all out here?
How are they just gonna leave the campsite trashed?
Is that shotgun shells?
Did they get abducted by aliens?
What happened here?
The fire still got embers on it, so it hasn't been long.
What is this?
They come from God?
Excuse me?
You think I'm about to go towards the-
Hello?
I do not get paid enough!
That is creepy, that noise dude.
number three the storm. It's a high dough. Oh to be in a guard tower in the middle of a thunder storm.
Radio HQ about strange man. I didn't see a strange man.
But I guess I will.
HQ. There was a strange man. Man, that's a welcome sight if you're playing Resident Evil
right there. How am I going to radio HQ if it won't let me? I can't pick up the radio.
Can I leave?
Oh, it's dark.
Oh, something's locked up.
Call HQ right now.
Why can't I call HQ?
We got a bleakie in here.
We got a blink in here!
Turn the lights off, dude, that might make it worse!
You gotta be kidding me!
You do something out here, bro!
Oh
You gotta be kidding me!
Well, we shouldn't have took this job, chap.
I'm gonna look down there first, make sure I'm not down there.
I can't see.
It's broken.
You move.
Get out of here, man.
You shall be worth the money!
I'm going to take four of the monument wait that board said stay away from the monument
Why am I finding the monument?
Oh, it's completely dark, dude.
Get paid 450 an hour, probably.
It's the year 2002,
so we're probably actually getting paid 450 an hour.
Hey, like they said, though,
cameraman never dies, and we're a cameraman.
You could sell out a recording thing up there.
How else would it have been uploaded?
What's the game called?
Ah, the Tall Man takes.
I have yet to see whatever this creature is making these horrific noises, but I ain't
I'm trying to teach nothing.
I don't know what that is.
Those aren't eyes, are they?
I don't think those are eyes.
I can't go over there. That might be the monument or whatever.
What?
Hello?
That's the monument?
This is what was glowing, so it wasn't eyes.
I found the monument.
Yay.
Can I leave?
Fuck yeah.
Take over.
Same number five. The lights in the sky. Uh oh.
Please no power outage.
Can it just be daytime?
No!
Light the way, damn it!
Investigate the anomaly.
What anomaly?
FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU!
What's it doing?
What's they doing?
That is so creepy.
Whoa, that is creepy.
Take six, the dog.
We're gonna go investigate, really?
Oh my goodness, dude, I guess that's our job as a park ranger, though.
Oh, lord.
dog?
it's baiting me.
Don't?
Where are you?
You lie?
What?
What is this?
What is that?
Get down!
What?
Is this the drain?
Kate number seven lost.
How did we get lost if we're the Park Ranger, dude?
Oh, Lord.
Oh, there's no trail that's over.
Oh, man.
Oh, we're cooked.
Why would I investigate that sound?
I see a light.
Did you have to just play the loudest noise in human history?
There's no way y'all just did that. Pickle with the fire, thank you.
This game is very creepy though, I'm not gonna lie.
This is creepy dude.
My lights just flickered, GG.
Take number eight, the tall man.
Oh no.
Return to your car, something tells me
we're not gonna make it.
something tells me we ain't going to make it chat.
scary game though.
I'm horrified.
I'm horrified even.
Terrified.
So we're instantly, you know what? W main character
instantly quitting your job after all this happened.
Find me somebody!
No way up!
I'm running!
I work at climbing, do I look?
It's behind me!
I don't see it, I don't see it behind me.
I don't see it. I don't see it behind me. Maybe you decided to leave me alone.
I am scooting. We're almost back. I remember that sign.
Fire the lights on.
No!
What?!
Oh, my God!
They crushed the car!
Wait, was that the last aid?
Wait, was that the last tape?
What's happening?
Was that the game?
So I'm assuming since there's not another tape he didn't make it out.
What?
His wife?
What turns to the tower and call for help?
I don't even know where to start.
Where's the tower?
I can throw it with the five. Thank you.
I see the tower. We can make it.
We got to survive this so we can tell everybody aliens are real because we got the footage.
Look at the date.
Yeah, the date's not showing up now.
I wonder if that has any significance.
They'll call the AI through.
Yeah, we're out with the five.
It's the power off.
Wait, all the windows are boarded up.
We boarded ourself in.
It's outside.
It's outside. It knows we're in here, bro. We're c-
How did we make it out? Hide! Hide where!
Why is it out for you I have no idea what I did to him escape with your life okay we're
far away now there it is over there
there's no way we make it out of here alive we don't even have a car what was
that I was looking at chat what was that click that I was looking at chat
what was that? I missed it. I was looking at chat. Somebody clip it.
this is one of the scariest alien game we've played.
This is like scary game.
I don't know what is about it.
There's no way we make it out of here alive.
What is that
Let's just keep moving
Hey, let's just keep moving dude
Let's just keep one of the objectives escape with your life. Let's let's try our best
We're so good how we're gonna outrun aliens bro, they got a UFO we've got a car no more
What is that?
Is that the monument again?
Lucy with the tear tank?
Oh, no.
What is he doing?
I don't know.
What is he doing?
Oh my god!
Oh god, snap up!
They hit it with the Mortuary Assistant Special!
Invisible Wall, why?
I don't know if I'm going the right way, there's an Invisible Wall on my left, I can't go any
farther that way.
Please tell me I'm going the right way, please.
I gotta be going the right way.
Nope, that's an invisible wall, too. You gotta be fisting me.
Chad, aliens are real, bro, but he's gotta survive with the footage.
They're going to say it's A.I. though.
This is true.
I just heard something running behind me.
Oh, and everything I love I did.
Dog, why is everywhere an invisible wall?
I don't understand.
Where am I to go?
Wait, no, the year's 2000.
They can't be.
This real footage.
What is this over here?
Is this my car?
I just heard something snap behind me.
They're looking for me.
You're looking for me.
This is horrifying!
No.
No!
I'm so caught!
I think I lost him.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
NOOO!
NOOO PLEASE!
We're gonna go.
I've hidden a visual wall in multiple different places.
I don't know where I'm supposed to go.
Oh, my God.
I have no where left to run.
Dude, everywhere is an invisible wall!
Where do I go?
Oh, you had to die there, huh?
That was a really good alien game. That was like really good.
That was good. W game, actually.
Dare I say game of the year?
That had to be one of the scariest alien games we've played, right?
That was really good. Like, no joke, that was good.
Like I'm for real ski.
Another one.
A, another one.
Hey, another one.
My bad, my bad, I ain't gonna do it again, my fault.
Lock in. We got another one.
Hey, we got us another one.
You best get you a fresh diaper in a little chat.
You better.
Gigi, I just got a, my IP just popped up on my screen.
EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE
Why this game loading dude?
Oh lord
Bro why is this game not loading?
I can't even close it Gigi. I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm control all the leadin'
I tried to end task and it says the operation cannot be completed.
My PC is fried.
Here we go.
Get you another diepio, baby!
We get smoky again!
We can't smokey again!
Lock in!
The name of this game is...
Out There!
What's out there?
I guess we're gonna find out, huh?
Oh my goodness, dude!
Word!
Is this Arthur Morgan?
Oh man, why is it so cold in here? I got other questions. I need to close all my
windows. Yo diet green with the 50 gifted. Oh my goodness. Give me some W's for diet
green with the fifty gifted Lord have mercy. Appreciate you diet green. Bro is messed up.
Now let's close all the windows. Now maybe that's why he hasn't called. Jesus,
it's cold. He caught a cold from all the windows being opened in his cabin.
Did the lights not work in here?
Oh, they do. They're just not very bright.
That's okay.
Why is it this creepy in this cabin?
Oh, do we live in a neighborhood?
There's another cabin over there!
Okay.
We're closing all the windows.
No, be your neighborhood. Not gonna lie.
What is this extra room is that a streetlight outside okay all the windows are closed we
go back to bed now just an old cabinet makes noise okay wait a minute that
actually sounds like something moving around hold up. Oh it's a washboard.
You know, I'm hearing a whole bunch of noise actually. Are we gonna go back to bed? What's happening?
Maybe we can lay down in the room with the bed in it.
Check this place sure does make a lot of noise.
Godly.
Bedtime? No? What do I do?
I've closed all the windows in the house and this is another unknown window I don't know about.
All the windows are closed.
Had to grind for this view.
Okay, I can still go in.
It's kind of a vibe out here.
Oh, we got an outhouse?
What is this noise that I'm hearing?
Um
Let's go walk over here to the outhouse or something maybe
Somebody stalking you yeah, that's that's probably what's going on right here not a whole lot
We live out in the middle of nowhere
I wonder if there's anything on the TV.
Well, let's go find out.
We'll see if Shrek's in here real quick.
I hear something. I hear something. I hear something.
Oh, no.
Just get back to the house.
Just get back to the house. Just get back to the house.
Back to back, super creepy like in the woods games.
What is that?
Let's just go see what's on the TV.
Alright.
Let's see if any of our stations are on.
I'm afraid to answer the door challenge.
I'm afraid to answer the door, Chad. I'm not gonna lie. They were banging on the door like crazy.
Let me just open the door.
I guess no one's here.
Well, I really need to take a
Yeah, anybody ever used the outhouse before in here?
Bro, gotta go do-do in the outhouse, bruh.
All right.
Hopefully nothing bad happens.
We've already been in the outhouse.
Why is the light not on by the outhouse now?
Okay, never mind.
Just go take it down.
Hopefully they don't make any noises.
Just go booboo.
Please don't make no noises.
Just let it go quietly.
Thank you.
Quietly. Thank you.
Aliens again!
What is that?
Oh yeah, something's out there.
We're in the safest place.
Oh, don't it want to pay for animals? Do something!
You don't want to come in here, I just blown it up.
The second you open this door, you're going to pass out from the fumes.
What's going on here, what was that, I don't know.
I better go back to my cabin, yeah let's do that.
Can't really blame him.
That's a let it cross situation.
You gotta get out of there.
What is that?
That's a alien.
You see the way it shot up to the sky?
That's a alien!
What do I do?
Is there a phone?
Can I call?
What do I do?
Is there a phone?
Can I call?
Oh, you gotta be kidding.
I fear you gotta be kidding.
I need to go check outside I guess dude I don't I don't know about this man I really don't know about this. I see something right over there. I think it's over there behind the camper.
Dude if there's something in the camper.
What are we doing, man?
Bro, what would you do if this was UIRL?
The true play if this was UI, if this exact situation was happening IRL, literally just
jump underneath the bed and like have a gun.
Get a gun and jump under the bed.
the only option. That is the 100% safest move. There's there's no other move.
You're out in the middle of nowhere. I don't see a phone and there's like some
unknown alien orb like stalking you.
Grab a gun, jump under the bed. That's the only thing I could think of. If you
See ya, alien walking and start blasting.
What's that red line?
Nothing good.
Is that our van?
I
What's he in?
Is there a continuum?
Okay, this time I know where to run.
All right, we know what to do this time.
They all smoke her?
No, that's not even cigarettes.
That's like, that's something else.
Brogott's something.
Brogott TB, like Arthur Morgan did.
Okay, do you have to wait for something else to happen now, I think?
So, Chad, this time we have to sprint through the gate over there.
I didn't know that.
Do we get the dookie again?
Oh, Lord.
Yeah.
We just have to wait for something to trigger, I guess, though, because it took a second last
time.
We're only going to wipe this time, either, no.
Oh, man!
They should have gave us a checkpoint, by the way, where that creature comes out at.
What do you mean make sure the volume is at 100% for the dookie?
What do you mean?
You wanna tell us something buddy?
All things aside, though, the cabin's condonized.
No one's out here.
Is it due new time?
Uh-oh.
Prepare yourself, it's about to get nasty up here.
Oh
That was so bad, even the fly's gonna die.
That sounds like every person who takes a dump in a Walmart bathroom.
Dude, a Walmart bathroom is one of the most atrocious places on the planet, no joke.
It's just scaly in there.
Walmart bathrooms are just scaly.
Now the orb flies by in here.
We're gonna get away from it this time.
So much that the alien is going to have its first taste of Taco Bell.
No, I'm going to eat me again, bro.
GG.
We're going to get away this time.
Yeah, there's the red light and this time we run, I know what's direction to run this
time.
If I die again, I'm just going to look it up on YouTube because I go into this three
times.
Prepare yourself.
my goodness bro what is that slop what is that dog I did all of that for literally
nothing bro dude like what now I gotta go to YouTube and look it up
We're still going to see this, isn't it?
It better be worth it.
Let's see.
Do you think the ending is worth it, chat?
through it TWICE.
I
They're really fencing welcome
I found one the comments of the game
So like I said we gotta run at one point so I've got to turn around
Growth finesse to not go live and that's the bad
Like that would be fine the trial and error thing if you didn't have to replay through the whole game like every time
like if there was a checkpoint you know what I mean then we can run back to the
van the game takes it over
hopefully we can escape the line so what kind of sound sound is the engine
doesn't start of course not
somebody's left and hopefully it's us
we've made it
okay, ending B the good ending so there
came out a year
that was the only difference
is you getting a fan and drive off
you know what it was still worth it to go see it though
that game was good. Chad, we, I don't care. We went two for two on a war game tonight.
They were both actually pretty scary. We did. No joke. Hey, great stream, Chad. I love y'all, man. Hey,
appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gifted subs,
doughnose bits, follows, and of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out. Hey,
you'll have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all
tomorrow ladies and gentlemen, let me right? Peace out y'all.