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W subbers man, please say y'all chat house everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten. Let me hear it hot
How we doing
on a scale of one to 10 up in this thing today.
Another Thursday, chat.
Hey, another Thursday.
Nine spring break.
Wait, I don't spring break?
Uh-uh, spring break.
Wait, Chad, when is spring break?
When is spring break?
Next week.
Two weeks.
tomorrow, next week, into the month, very soon, now, three months, in an hour, next year,
five minutes. I think I'm getting conflicting information right now. Not
gonna lie. I think I'm getting conflicting information right now. Let me look
that up real quick. Y'all got me messed up. Y'all ain't gonna fool me.
I can't type. There goes an auto field for me. Thank you. Shout out Google. Appreciate
you. Not Google, but the computer itself for auto filling it for me. I appreciate that.
Thank you. Well, I am glad that I hid my screen because
it literally just doxes you if you type in when a spring break. I mean, Lord have mercy,
Like what are we doing?
Like like bro, why?
You know I'm telling you bro my computer be doing everything it can everything within its power
To dox me bro
Everything
Show us you got me messed up
hold up hold up oh my goodness hold up bro hold on I said hold on GG GG
be attacked into the mainframe. I heard it. Lord have mercy case. I'm sat with Chick-fil-A.
Let's get into it out of everything. You know what? I need to go hang on you. Congratulations
on that chic filet. Chic filet ain't bad. Chic filet ain't bad, it's just insanely overrated.
I will say that. It's not bad, it's just insanely overrated. Nice hair tonight, dog, I'm about
to get up. My mom's about to have to cut my hair this weekend, bro, I'm tired of it,
I'm so tired of it like I'm so I'm so tired of it in like actually I'm so
tired of it like it is so annoying like for real well I'm not getting my hair
cut all the way off I'm just getting it trimmed it's ridiculous it's
legitimately ridiculous. I have to constantly push it back out of my eyes, dude. It's annoying.
It's, dude, if you ever have long hair before you know how annoying it is. No joke.
If you've got extremely long curly hair at that, you walk around looking crazy, bro.
So, if you have long hair and it's curly and you don't have a hat on everywhere you go,
you literally walk around looking like a psychopath.
No joke.
It's insane.
Okay, so with the five, thank you.
for real. Go bald. What if I do? Huh? What if I do, Bubba? Should I? Huh? Should I?
Apple with the fire. Thank you.
No, I'd never do that. You got me messed up.
You got, you got me actually messed up.
High case of uploaded a compilation of the best jump scares for you on YouTube.
I will state that we can all collectively rank it, pick a top 10. Wait.
Did you really? Yo, WK so more wait for real.
When I got a peep that
I got a job at Chipotle and got free food and decent pay.
I haven't gotten a message back about scheduling yet.
Wish me luck.
Just make sure that they know you can't work during streaming hours.
Just make sure they know that.
So, yeah.
You'll bet.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate you, doll.
Look at that.
Thank you, doll.
next week and I have doubts that it's not what I want to do in my life. Do you
have any wise words to cheer me up and make me think I made the right choice? I
may not have the words, but I know who does. Oopsie with the five. Thank you.
Okay, Bet Peach. Y'all looking up. Thank you, Peachy. I may not have the words,
But I know who does.
The one.
The only.
Pay attention.
Every challenge you face is an opportunity for growth.
That's great right there matter of fact, but I'll get you another one.
You are the captain of your ship.
Navigate towards your dreams.
facts pickle cook in the night I got you with another one when you feel like
nothing is going right go left and keep on keeping on that right there is a
There's a good one.
Another one.
Your courage and determination inspire everyone around you.
One more.
Your problems are just temporary.
And you've got the crunch to handle them.
Ladies and gentlemen, the pickle cooked tonight.
let me tell you the pickle cooked buddy is this the link right here this is the
link. Yo, W K so lore for the compilation case those worse jump scares so far. Oh yeah. Oh
Yeah, we're about to get to the bottom of this.
I tell you.
But he just just closed.
My mic cut out.
Yo, that got me so bad.
No.
I remember my mic used to cut out because there was a short in the wire.
And if I hit the table too hard, it would like make the audio go out.
I guess it just fixed itself one day, because it hasn't done that in a while.
I never replaced it.
Another door half open.
Oh, yeah.
That's the one that made the string cut off.
Shump scare is so bad the string crashed.
Yeah.
You have your 30th birthday Miranda!
What's up some Earth man?
I'm supposed to be-
That was-
Y'all what?
Here we-
I'm supposed to be-
Dude!
That was I think man that might have been the worst one this year. I don't know no or this one might be the worst one this year
This was literally from two days ago. This is a lie down in here
Because it would be way worse if there wasn't
Dude that's a bad one bro
Dude, that's a bad one
What is this?
Oh yeah that alien guy and yeah heartbeat. Oh my heartbeat. It's over my heartbeat
I already know what this one is bro
Dude I already know what this one is bro
Yo Ganon with the 20 get this subs give me some W's for Ganon with the 20 get this subs
I appreciate that game and thank you W. Gannon for real
What I got PJ S again both jumpscare syndrome
True.
Oh no.
Dude, I don't know.
I don't know.
Man.
Classic.
Absolute.
Classic, bro.
Turn the lights.
I
Think that's still the worst one ever to this day. I still think that's number one to this day, bro
There is dude it blew the headphones off my body, bro
The headphones flew off my body without me touching them look
The lights
Headphones gone, dude
Turn the lights on that's always gonna be the worst I think I don't know if I'm at there
I don't know who just said the recoil was crazy okay that's so true this one's bad too I
I gotta turn the volume down for this one. This is like the loudest I'm scared ever actually
That is so oh my goodness that just hurt me bad
Dude, I'm so happy she's gone bro. I thought we was good
You're not playing your games, man!
Second worst all time right here.
I think it's unanimous
that the one from September 7th is the worst
and this is the second worst all time.
This is, this one's got enough motion now
that you could argue that this is the worst.
I don't know.
They're neck and neck, bro.
They really are.
Okay, you have a good night.
I'm sorry.
It was so bad.
I just died in real life.
Wait, this is so long ago?
I will never forget this was such a good game and after I beat the game people were saying
They're about to release another one and that was like three years ago. Where's the second game in real life?
Yeah, dude my heart just exploded
Yeah, oh
oh man dude no I can't look I can't look I can't look I can't look I can't look
dude that's bad oh no oh no oh no
You're almost killed me.
Dude, dude, the chair was had been on its last leg for like literally, you had the fall
of 87.
Yeah, that's what they were calling it back then.
That chair had been on its last leg for like a year and it was barely hanging on and
it snapped in half and not only did it snap in half I just said it you know how
there's a cylinder on it like office chair like the cylinder on an office chair
it broke in half and I finished out the stream this crashed my stream too and I
came back I just sat the snapped in half bike back on top and I balanced like
balanced on the snap and half chair the rest of the stream.
And that crashing noise wasn't the sound of me hitting the floor.
The crashing noise was the sound of my monitor because what happened exactly what, and that's
the reason it cut my stream off for some reason.
When I fell backwards, my knee hit the underside of my table, and it hit the table so bad everything
dumped off the table.
So that crashing sound you heard was the sound of my monitor hitting the floor.
And I remember there was pieces like hanging off the monitor.
And I was like showing it.
I
Be man with the team thank you
Who just said broke bar 2500 calories one was dead on that guy real quick
Yeah
Oh, no.
Play VR here.
No, I can't play VR here.
It gives me a headache.
VR gives me such a headache.
And another thing that sucks about VR
is you can't reach out either.
So there was a time.
This was one of the most embarrassing things
that ever happened to me on stream.
There was a time where I went full facecam for a minute
and I put my VR, the, I don't know,
There was a few people that were here when it happened.
I went full facecam for a minute to try to fix something
so it wouldn't leak nothing.
And I put my VR headset on.
I proceeded to play a game for like 30 minutes.
And the entire time, all you could see
was full facecam and nothing in.
I was just sitting there for like 30 minutes.
Just sitting here.
Doing all this VR action and it was full facecam,
game because I forgot to switch it and I couldn't see chat and I couldn't like
read there but I was like yo it's been full face cam for the past 30 minutes
lunch bag with the five thank you
whoever made that game needs to be sued that is unbelievable true w video by k
so lore I think it is still undoubtedly chat look here dude to the like looking
back on this and I'm sure if you come across a few more you could throw them
like another video and there's probably some more contenders out there it's just
bro this this it's just it's this one man
it's it's it's just this one dude this one and then a mentee number two wait
No, not this one.
Oh, it is this one.
Like, we all still agree that this is like number one, right?
Turn the lights on.
Ow!
Dude.
The hamster one?
I think the hamster one is the scariest one this year
or that one from a couple days ago.
ago in that demo.
A minty.
Dude, the a minty one though, the a minty one was bad.
The a minty one.
And on the reason the a minty one is so bad is because the entire
game was unbelievably scary that built up to that point.
a minty was a horrifying game like threw out
oh I cannot play your games, man!
okay you have a good night, I'm sorry
I just died. Dude, that was bad too
like you know what let's see what all games has a minty devs made real quick
Oh my goodness, is this it?
This is when I was still a young lad, 1.3 million followers, felt like ages ago.
Oh my god.
How do you have this clip so fast?
You just can't see nothing that's why we are such as I can't see nothing bruh just
I'm just gonna have the time of my life, can't nobody see nothing dude!
Now I'm working on it, come with me.
Okay, boom, would you want that nacho tea?
Would you want that nacho tea?
No!
I'm working on it, come with me.
Okay, boy, would you want that nacho cheese?
Ha, ha, ha!
Look at the whole chat just trying to say,
yo, we can't see it.
And you got Vinny the Pooh talking about,
we can't see you, buffoon.
whole chat just spamming the whole time that they can't see the screen and I didn't know
because I just got this VR headset on.
Look at that disgusting first time chatter right there.
Are we meant to be seeing the game right now?
I'm working on it.
Oh, that was so stupid man
Yeah, I'll never forget I felt so stupid when I finally looked I was like, oh y'all ain't been able to see it the whole time, bro.
Y'all leave man, I was in there sweating.
That VR taken man.
Bro.
Dude, how long did it take bro? It was a while. It was like a minute, dude
It was like a hot minute
It's like you can't read the chat when you got that on the way I was able to reach out when I was doing it
I'd have to go like I've lived it and looked under it
It's kind of like you like the old person does when they got glasses on like you walked up to your grandpa or something
Grandpa sitting there reading the newspaper
Hey grandpa can I go play outside?
What'd you say boy?
Oh, you want to go play outside?
All right, here y'all be careful
That's exactly how it is. Trying to play the VR, trying to look at the chat, bro.
No joke.
Dude, you try to look over that thing, like you're reading a newspaper, you're like 80.
Tell me about where I'm going to play outside.
Yup.
I feel like you're not pushing 50, I'm not, bruh.
Let me see what they got on the...
Let me see what the two are talking about today real quick.
Mm-hmm.
What they talking about over here?
He's 19, yes, true.
What kind of person are you hardest choices ever?
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Take a shower in the morning or take a shower in the evening bro evening get out of here dog
Dog get out of here
What's you're gonna take a shower in the morning for bro?
You're gonna take a shower in the morning immediately get dirty again going outside and stuff. I'm good off that bra
Not gonna lie
We good
or you can be like chat and just do never as an option right you know uh you'll
have the 18th birthday Ava chat show Ava happy 18th birthday happy 18th birthday
Ava I guess my sister Salina's gave birth to her son Calum and she said her
fiancee Kyle are both friends of yours can I get congratulations you'll
Congratulations, Selina and Kyle.
Oh, y'all's birth.
Welcome aboard Callum.
Metal with the five.
["Dogs or Children"]
Would you rather dogs or children?
Dogs?
Y'all go dogs with the five.
Would you rather smell sweat or have bad breath?
Honestly, not bad breath is just horrendous dude, can't go that, can't go that, you gotta
go sweat action bro.
I don't know which one to choose.
Would you rather day or night?
Day time not a lot.
Everybody here is saying night cause y'all never go outside.
Would you rather have a sister or have a brother?
You'd probably rather have a sister, right? Probably more chill.
You have to choose.
Live with your family or live alone.
Alone.
The Lone.
Nike or Adidas.
I refuse to answer this question. What is this sponsored question? Get out of here.
Have one million dollars or be happy.
Be happy.
If I did have to answer that question, I would 100% go Adidas all day.
I have a pair of Adidas slides that I bought like five years ago and that's the only thing
that I wear to this day and they're still in like mint condition and they have been
through some stuff, dog.
Like it's unbelievable.
No joke.
Did I not play long?
Now there's four be happy.
Would you rather long-haired dogs or short-haired dogs?
I don't know. They're both cool. That's a tough one, bro. My dog's got long hair, so I'm
bias so which one are you movies or series not gonna lie series cuz you can
just commit to like 30 minutes to an hour at a time if you're going into a
movie it can oftentimes be two and a half three hours of a commitment
sometimes you just want to watch like an episode or something you're like
I'm good for the night, so you're going serious there I love both personally
Live in a big city or live in a small village
Never go out without makeup or stay natural?
I prefer stay natural.
Alright, I fear I can't answer this question.
What about you?
Dog.
Burger King or McDonald's?
Burger King gets 2026. Get out of here.
And that hole, that hole, that hole.
I'm not, I'm not like, when I'm not streaming,
I'm not like on the internet right y'all know that I'm not around but I have caught wind of the big arch
Like CEO situation where bro was looking appalled at it. I
Was like yo y'all low-key killing y'all's reputation right now. Why did bro look scared of it?
But anyway, look here dog, it's 2026.
It is okay to admit now that Burger King is better than McDonald's like overall, overall,
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna be a hundred percent on it.
If I'm pulling up somewhere and there's a Burger King right here and a McDonald's
side-by-side pretty much same park and line nine out of ten times I am going to
the Burger King the only reason I would ever go to the Mickey D's is
specifically for the French fries that's it and even nowadays Burger King fries
are very good Burger King's got the jalapeno cheddar bites which are
unbelievably good and they got that big fish sandwich that big fish sandwich
Oh my goodness, dude.
Voice messages or messages?
Messages? Voice messages? That's kind of weird.
It's time to make a choice.
If you're dead serious don't ever do this again bro.
Watch sport or watch documentaries.
Documentary but I'm not watching a lion eat like a bull that's messed up.
I would go documentary that's not bad Netflix or prime video is this sponsored bro like be
serious here I've never used prime video and I've had a Netflix account since I was like
15 so I have to go Netflix even though their prices since I've been a kid have gone up
Skyrocket but I've never had a private
Bicycle or scooter scooter ain't nobody trying to do out at pedaling what you talking about
Black coffee or cappuccino?
Uh, neither but cappuccino.
People here say in black coffee, who you think you are, bro?
The only person in this chat that drinks black coffee without just doing it to be, um, um,
um, um, what's that word that I'm looking for where you're doing something just to
say that you did it so other people think you're cool, performative.
The only person in this chat that doesn't drink black coffee to be performative
There's nobody here besides him drinking black coffee. I'm sorry, bro.
Like, straight up.
Why y'all drinkin' black coffee, anyone?
Imagine you're a musical obsessed couple.
You book a dazzling hotel in the Big Apple.
Five stars!
With a balcony for your big solo.
If Broadway buffs can find their perfect state,
I grew up on it.
Oh, you grew up on it, huh?
It's one of them things that's like, why?
You'd be better off drinkin' nothin'.
Black coffee is so nasty.
I'm gonna grow up my dad drinking every day, dude.
I think he still does it through this day.
He drinks black coffee.
I was a kid.
I tried it one time.
It was the most bitter, insanely nasty thing I've ever drank.
I couldn't believe it.
Karaoke nights or board game nights?
Man, board games are goaded.
I'm not gonna lie.
You got to go board games, bro.
I've I've never done a karaoke night so I don't know. Nutella or peanut butter? Peanut butter!
Dude, come on, dawg.
Coca-Cola or Pepsi? Again, it's 2026. It is okay to finally admit that Pepsi is not only better than Coke, it is head and shoulders.
head and shoulders better than coke like straight up. It's not even close.
Pantsy is garbage, but it's just not, it's not though.
It's just not. If you're gonna go with a soda like a cola type soda, bro,
it is, it's literally better than coke.
Like, hello?
Diet Pepsi is better than regular Coke.
Um, if we're going flavor for flavor, I think we had this conversation a few weeks ago.
If you're going flavor for flavor, you're going Pringles, like straight up.
Flavor for flavor is Pringles, yeah.
Tick tock or Instagram?
Waffles or pancakes?
I don't know where I stand here, bruh.
There's nothing like it.
What do you mean?
So like death or go to the beach?
I'm gonna go to the beach.
I think I prefer the beach.
What about you?
What I'm gonna do in a mountain besides accidentally trip and fall off of it. I don't understand.
Uber or Lyft?
This is sponsored.
I've never used anger these in my life!
Ferrari or Lamborghini?
Lambo, get out of here.
I choose both.
I'm sure you do. Get out of here. Lambo.
Short studies or long studies?
Short?
Thin pressed pizzas or thick pressed pizzas?
You know, it's always going to be a safe option, right?
The safer option is to always go with thin because you can go to a place you've never
been and get a thick crust pizza and the crust is just nasty.
So you have a thick crust and it's nasty.
But if you're going thin, you're like, all right, it's just a safer option.
Um, dude, you go thin, you go thin, you literally do go thin if you're going to get some pizza,
you need to head over to CC's pizza, you know, and get the mac and queso pizza.
Just saying.
L plug, no, I said W plug, what you talking about?
Thick and fluffy crust, of course.
What about you?
I thought this was the same person until two years ago until my chat told me otherwise.
I thought the dude's name was Ronaldo Messi.
I literally thought this was the same person.
I remember two, it was like no, it was like almost three years ago I was playing Call
the duty war zone on stream. Back when I had 300 viewers and they finally told me
this was not the same person. So I have no idea. I thought the dude's name was
Ronaldo Messi. You can go back all them years and see clips of me saying
Ronaldo Messi is the goat because I thought it was the same person. Now
Which one of these individuals is better?
Dude, I have no idea I
Have never in my life now know if it's if you like soccer you like soccer, right? But me personally I have never watched like
More than a clip of a soccer shot
I'm a huge spring to court organization hall from Hades, discount staff map that is perfect
for my guest bathroom and cute face like these dish towels.
Spotify or YouTube music?
I've never used YouTube music.
It's kind of boring.
I think the most entertaining sport to watch is basketball, bro.
Rodding with the team.
Thank you.
I think basketball is just fun to watch.
Solo travel or group travel?
Group?
Winter or summer?
Summer, besides the spiders, but look,
it stays, it stays, you know,
you want to know what the main reason that summer's better for is because it
doesn't get dark at five o'clock. Like I honestly I do not understand there's no
way that's the same y'all seriously have this clip too. How? Dog how do you have
of this clip on hand.
I told y'all I wasn't cappin'.
Yeah, look, the first thing that comes up right here,
Ronaldo, Messi, chess match, boots, Elon Musk, clothes.
Ronaldo, Messi and the World Cup is a bad.
I'm not the same person.
No.
I'm going to.
Okay.
I'm going to like this.
Who is better?
Messier Ronaldo?
That's not the same guy.
That's not the same guy
Yo
Flabbergasted dog
Straight flabbergasted
Straight
Dude, I swear
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bring that
hat back. Well, I have no idea
what that specific hat what
I don't know what hat that
was. It was like a rice meal
hat. Dude. 3.6 K viewers was
insane. No, that was 3.6 K
I appreciate you though.
Classic Pizza or Calzone?
What is a calzone? Is that like a hot pocket? What is that?
So it's like a hot pocket? Oh, I'd rather go pizza accident. Straight up.
I'm one of those who only eats calzone.
No, you're not!
What about you?
I'm one of those that only eats calzone. What do you mean one of those?
There's another start-up thing. Oh, who are you? I'm one of those that only eats calzone, dawg.
What?!
I'm going to create a third category for those sitting in the middle like me.
French fries or-
French fries!
Now don't get me wrong.
Wedges are golden.
Fries just better, man.
Team Potatoes, of course.
What about you?
What are you saying?
Just stop with the remarks.
Mac or PC?
P-Segua.
You happy birthday, Rylan?
Ebay or Amazon?
Is this... are you sponsored with all of this, like...
Amazon, no.
Neither? Oh, I'm so sure, Becky.
Oh, Becky, I'm so sure you don't use either of these.
You get all your stuff from second hand stores, Becky.
Stop, stop, uh, uh, stop, stop, uh, uh, uh,
be in performative, Becky.
Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla.
Sweaty with the fire.
I don't shop I'm broke Becky you're a 15 month sub we know you got bread
It's more than an SUV, it's your Chevy Equinox, with everything on one screen.
I moved your meeting and your car will be here in five perfect look at this little beauty I found the god nice
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Do you pour cereal before milk or milk before cereal?
when eating pizza do you eat from the crust side or from the pointy side okay
this is getting quickly ridiculous bro stop the cross side do you prefer
sparkling water or still water?
STILL WATER!
THAT'S JUST WATER!
IT'S NOT STILL WATER!
Do you fold your pizza slice or eat it flat?
Yo buddy, you got two more questions and I'm out of here.
You hear me?
Do you prefer sweet breakfasts or savory breakfasts?
You got one more chance.
Do you prefer handwritten notes or digital notes?
Yeah, you're stupid.
Oh, slap quiz.
Got me messed up.
Oh, oh swap quiz. What is this, bro? Once you get with the times, bro
Huh?
Get with the times man
Life for real
Hold on
I have a logo quiz for you and your task is to find the correct one.
Let's start.
Here's the first one.
What's the correct Netflix logo?
The one on the right, that's beyond easy. That is like beyond easy.
It's this one. I'm sure you got it right. We all look like a good show.
Let's go on with something a bit harder. Where is the real PayPal?
the right one. I'm gonna get all of these right, unless it's a logo I've never seen.
That's the one. You probably stream music every day, but do you remember how many lines Spotify
has it's this one with three lines which logo is the correct one here yes the one
over there. Are you a coffee fan? This one's for you. Which logo is correct? This one,
And of course, now, how about Domino's Pizza?
Which logo is correct?
Right.
Gone.
That's the one.
When you're editing it, you're not even...
You cut off a part of the circle here that made it obvious.
That's the one.
If you watch TV, you must know the correct NBCLow.
Yeah, get out of here.
You think I'm stupid or something?
You got me messed up.
Run of projection.
It's time.
Dude, think I was born yesterday.
You don't lost your mind for real.
Which one is your favorite?
Like, bro.
And it's just easy.
Like, get out of here, dude.
I don't know.
like get out of here dude yo rubber ducky a cyber with the can or rubber
ducky with the can aside with the five thank you my purgatory has begun will
the streak continue chat huh will the streak continue you know what I have
have no reason to think that it won't. Okay. I have no reason to think that it. So I'm
sure it will. What you mean easy money let's go.
I don't even see it.
Yeah, that's mine. That is so
clean. It's unbelievable. Oh my
Oh my goodness.
Should I buy?
Should I get the $90 one and just have 13,000 of them saved up?
Yeah.
Yo, if you could.
You can't see my screen right now that'd be bad.
with the five.
I
Look at all the show box I got man. Thank you
Look out in show box.
Crews with the fire.
Oh my goodness.
Dude, dude, this is so good.
Get out of here.
Dog get out of here. This is so good.
Look at it.
Change the under color.
What color should I go?
Green.
The orange kind of goes good with it not going to lie.
That goes with it for real.
Orange.
This.
Shiny orange or regular orange?
Alicia claps cheeks with the five. Thank you.
Shiny orange.
Yeah, Rocky with that heavy.
I'm rocking with that heavy, for real.
This is so clean.
I'm about to win every game with this skin now.
I'm telling y'all the skins, it might be a placebo effect.
But I'm telling y'all they help.
They help, for real.
Change your face color, wait, you can do that?
Wait remind me to do that after this after I win my first game
How do you get the pizza fly stop how do you get the hand
If there's anybody in the shooter society,
I wouldn't immediately get rid of it, bro.
Why do you gotta try to be like me, man?
Bro, get your own, bro.
Man, godly, how you, bro,
how you gonna jot my style like that, man?
Like for real, get your own drip dog.
Noah with the file.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
If there's anybody in the shooter society in this game, get the bag of chips out now,
kill it.
There's anybody that's a shooter in here kill the bag of chips
Why didn't I jump why didn't it jump
I need a super bumble not gonna lie y'all there it is
We in there
We in there!
There's still a filthy, disgusting, useless screen sniper in here though.
There's gotta be at least one person in the shooter society in here.
Who's in the uh, who's in the Buzz Lightyear skin?
You're treading make yourself useful and kill the bag of champs dawg.
BE A DOLE!
BE A DOLE, WOND YA-
Yo, Trenton, I thought you were a member of the Suda Society, dawg.
Why is this bag of chips not dead yet?
And you didn't make it, Lord have mercy, Trin.
You know, if you block people in this game, does it make it to where they can't get in
You're getting any more.
That'd be a good method, no joke.
Who's grabbing him?
Real Meta Knight?
Welcome to the Shooter Society?
Who else is grabbing it?
I shot!
That's all right, that's first game on that's all right, that's first game on don't worry
chat do not worry that is first game on bro do not fret ok do not fret even for a second
That's first game on.
Ooh, I got a chest!
Ooh!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yeah, you wish.
Notice how it's only going for me.
It immediately gets it stolen back because it doesn't know how to play the game.
Look at it.
Yo, you're in the shooter society!
Howdy, welcome in, bud!
Triton just got killed.
RIP, Triton.
Heh.
No, you're still in, nevermind.
Okay, is the Havar on this one? We're about to find out.
What's your least favorite minigame? The one where you throw the bombs and it's like
The Kraken is there.
Oh, that's a disaster.
Never mind, we're good, baby.
I'm locked in!
That was a terrible hammer strat though. I completely messed it up. Completely. Completely
messed it up, Chad.
Walk in. This is the one I was just talking about! If that's the game, heard me say what
my least favorite one hasn't it gave it to me oh my goodness dude you'll ban the
guy that asked
Your who's throwing the manners?
about to die! So many about to die!
I'm just gonna stand on the platform all game. Yeah, I'm trying to live bud. I just killed
Oh lord that was close.
One more please.
Why is everybody not fighting, Shazamad?
What, how long they're having a picnic?
What he says, you, this is my strategy.
Oh, they're so dead!
Oh, man!
R.I.P.
The end of the day, you can be without fighting long enough,
but at the end of the day, you can't fight change.
You can't fight gravity.
I'm dead.
All right, people!
Oh
Solve cake this is
R.I.P. R.I.P to another one
I'll beat up in here too.
This is torture.
But I've been here before.
This is torture!
But I've been here before!
Another one just died!
One second of a lapse in judgment, it's just all it took.
Oh, yeah, I got changed the face I'll do that this one remind me again at this one
I thought I was getting the one just to keep the streak alive by the way that quick I was
about to be so relieved and now I still have the pressure on me of trying to keep
the streak alive that's what makes it worse you know I'm sitting here playing after
I win a game early it's like okay the streak stays alive so I can kind of be
happy but that I don't have the win yet. It's it's it's
yeah
Get your filthy hands off me!
Shooters that are in the lobby, you know who to kill.
I'll give you his name. Supreme Gale 1234. Kill it expeditiously.
I just saw the name Prince underscore XY. Isn't that a turbo OG shooter?
a minute Prince underscore X Y with the blob green skin from three years ago
that's the person I always face the gets the family if you look he's there
Yo Prince, I swear I'll get you Keele too, don't you dare grab me.
Okay, how long you been around?
Yo, kill Lita!
He has a hot dog skin!
Kill it!
Is that anyone?
It's that anyway, cuz it sucks at the game and everything else in life.
Aesthetic scrum!
You think you funny, don't you, Brantz?
who just grabbed me? who just grabbed me? who just touched me?
I hate this lobby.
I'm meant right about this lobby here.
Kill the sandwich!
First place, get off me!
I'm in my second place.
Yo, Prince, go cross the finish line, man.
You've been gone for two and a half years.
You come back and you steal clowning, bro.
Yo, Prince, are you a shooter or not?
Like, for real?
What's a shooter?
Anyone who doesn't grab me in the game and when I get grabbed by one of these disgusting
stream snipers handles it.
It's that simple.
All you have to do is not grab, and if somebody's being pathetic, you take care of it.
Then you're a shooter.
Simple as that.
The shooter society grows by thousands every day.
Yo, Prince, you toughy. One more time, you're gone.
Prince, I'm gonna put a bounty on you, bruh.
You ain't never gonna be in my lobby again.
You're gonna be in my lobby, but you ain't gonna be a doonie.
I'm insane.
I'm in first place.
I am on will.
Yeah, we're dead.
What skin is that what is that from chat what is what is that skin from
Ghostbusters? Is that where it is? Ghostbusters, yeah.
Ghostbusters, yeah. I was on Instagram. I saw someone using a clip as you as an ad to promote
their game. You have to be going on for like three years. What can you do? You
see one of them, another ten of them pop up to take his place like a zombie. I just
died. Who is grabbing? Oh yeah, the sandwich! Sweaty clamping, Triton, you're on your way
to being a premium. Actually, I don't know if the sandwich was intentionally doing anything.
We can just let it live for now. The sandwich just walked near me and I thought it was
doing something we can just let it there for now.
Oh
I
Oh
I got my money on shooter with the five never mind
There's no way.
The sandwich wound up went in it.
That is an unfathomable turn of events.
Jeff the shriek is still in danger dog.
My stomach's starting to hurt.
I don't want the shriek to end.
We've won a game every single day.
Minimum one game every single day for the past like two weeks.
The shriek can't end here.
There's no way it does.
There's no way.
Oh yeah, gotta change the face color.
Not bad.
How do you do that?
Oh.
That is hard.
Yeah, that gave me all the luck I needed right there, chat.
No joke.
I'm good now.
Which skin's been better for me, Chad?
The juice box or the gingerbread?
I don't know, bro.
I feel like I'm not playing that good on the juice box.
I don't know, Chad.
I don't know, bro.
We're good.
Block in.
Yo, Miku, Miku, as leader of the shooters, which is what you are, you are leader of the
shooters, right?
You are the general of the shooter society.
Where are you at?
Do you think you have Chris Redfield aura to where you just send your henchmen to
do something and you don't have to show up?
That's not how this works, Miku.
You're not Chris Redfield.
Not yet.
I mean, come on.
And I still!
I SAID I'LL!
This guy with the 10, thankful, the 5, thank you.
I'll be able to snipe your message right here.
The screen hiding has been throwing me off a lot.
You'll conform.
I'm just trying to say you got a lot of responsibility as general of the shooter society.
Like that's a lot to carry.
All this work I do and this is what I get in return, what you mean?
I have had your computer background that you drew for the past month.
Is that payment not good enough for you?
I'm just gonna have to wind up adding Miku so she can be in the lobbies.
just what's gonna have to be. Apologize. No, there was no insult there. I'm just trying
to get her to be great. It's that simple. There was no insult there. No reason to apologize.
What should I expect Shackles from the general of the shooter society, right?
I don't know about the juice box game.
Look at these peasants just bumping into me.
Let's go!
Did you see that they're making a black flag remaster?
I did.
I hope they don't mess it up, but if it's great, it's gonna be like the best thing ever.
Assassin's Creed Black Flag remastered sounds like literally like the best thing ever.
Like no joke.
I actually know it does not sound like the best thing ever.
The best thing ever would be a Fallout New Vegas remake.
I would die.
I do think needs a remake, but it's still playable, right?
And New Vegas is too, but you got to like mod it, you know what I mean, but a New Vegas
remake?
Oh my goodness.
I'm inside.
You can't my first kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it
You just doomed yourself you filthy insect good job for the two seconds of being a
simpleton now my shooters will never leave you alone jumpy son you are so
I got multiple shooters in here.
You are so good, you're gonna regret you ever log on to this game, bud.
I want it to blast ball too.
Y'all better not be nowhere near them, because I'm slanging balls.
Adam, balls.
Go!
You are so good, Gollum!
So good!
Kill it now!
Right there!
Kill it now!
Right there!
Need another one!
This is the worst game I've ever played in my life.
What are the odds of that dog?
It's like seriously in danger, no job.
I don't I don't know the streaks in danger seriously the streaks actually a danger right now
chat no man no no no no dude do I go back to gingerbread skin dude
I might actually have to go back to gingerbread skin chat no joke. I don't know what's happening
The wrath that I would have took out on this table if I just went off of that right there
can not be described in mere words.
I'm good though. That wasn't that bad.
I was close to a checkpoint.
That other one though.
I killed the thing in the pink hoodie its name is wizard it just reached out its hands
for a split second to grab me y'all know what to do I spare no no expense
Please don't change the skin.
I don't want to because the juice box skin is goaded but I'm not playing good right now.
game makes you toxic? No. No, this game is awesome. The things that log on to it. I'm
not even toxic then. These things deserve this, right? Period.
You know what I mean?
The Patrick skin is the best?
Well, yeah, but like, come on, dude, the juice box skin is goaded.
It's my fault.
I can't even blame it on the skin, bro.
I can't, it's my fault.
I can't even blame it on the skin, dude.
It's on me.
Dude, I need to figure out a method.
Y'all see the center ring on these?
That's the gold ring?
Y'all see the center ring?
There's got to be a method to consistently be
able to go through the center ring here.
There's got to be.
Is it the locks thing?
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Dumb.
You're in Tink? No, never.
Woo!
Never. You know another skin that I want chat?
That pink Hal skin.
You remember the gingerbread Hal skin?
The pink one? I want that too, bro.
Oh my goodness.
Dog.
How many great skins did I miss out on of the years of me not playing this game?
Like for real.
The Rayman noodle skin, you know, all of them things.
It's like that feeling in your stomach you get when you do literally anything.
That's not something you do every single day, right?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness, dawg.
Oh, my goodness.
I think I don't know change the skin back bro.
I paid money for this Swiss to the gingerbread to save the
streak. Let's see what happens here.
Please don't come over here.
Please. Look, I thank you for not grabbing me but your big dog. Can you get
HL platform by Chance Lake.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate you, but, like, I'm claustrophobic.
I'm nervous, I'm seriously nervous.
This is the next platform to move.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm just gonna go back to the beginning.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm just gonna go back to the beginning.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I
Oh
I
Jack, the streak is seriously in danger.
Do I switch back?
I got to use the restroom real quick, vote!
Not on that. More at-mercy, man.
What's the vote?
it say. Wow, you want me to go back to gingerbread skin, huh? Y'all really want me to go back
to gingerbread skin. What are the odds that I switch back to gingerbread skin? Right? And
I just do because Chad, it's getting like bad right now. Like we're at the point
where the streak is in danger.
If I was just sitting here playing
after we already caught a win today,
I wouldn't be stressing, right?
I'd be mad that I'm not winning.
You know what I mean?
All right.
Let me see.
It's time.
time. It is time. Patrick's better. Okay, look, I know Patrick's goading, but come on.
Lock in. Type one, if you believe.
Oh, Lord. Chapter streak is in danger, dude.
The streak is in danger, Will.
Where's Mitu?
I don't know, sir.
I'm already playing better, by the way.
Can y'all have a little bit of brain cells?
come on over here!
I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's a pretty good place to go.
The street can't end, Sadie. Can't.
It can't. It can't end. It can't. Well, let's see if all three of them is at work today.
The obviously human controlled yet they're all three clocked in today too.
It's crazy that they ever miss a day at work when they make 100k a year just controlling
these rhinos but still.
Porky Mountain's in there.
Look at that immediately targeting me!
Look at it!
Fuck!
Whoever's controlling Rhino number three is obviously like in the stream no joke
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared that the streak is going to end, I really am.
Chad, I'm scared.
No joke.
I'm scared.
Type one if you're scared.
Dude.
Dude, dude, it can't happen, the streak it can't, Vic with the 10, thank you.
quake with the five gifted.
So, another code has been cracked.
The sliding door controller is controlled by a human too.
There is somebody on this map that controls the sliding doors with a button and they pay
them full time to do it too.
I am fully exposing this operation. It is actually insane.
Maddie with the 5, thank you.
Uh, yo, get J-Man? Absolutely destroyed.
Kill it. Shout out, Total Pro 09.
I have a whole department dedicated to making you lose.
Yeah, but there's a whole society dedicated
to exterminating your department so and I think the shooter society is stronger
than whatever your department is that's dedicated to make me lose okay
Oh, my God.
George, wait.
What another team?
Yo I see that coming dude RIP bruh
Well, there's something new, you know, there's always-
Thank you, George Quake.
I might have to bust out the Patrick I
Might have to bust out the Patrick dude no joke chat like for real I might actually have to bust out the path
She hasn't been in a game all night. I can't even get the username. That's not like a shot either, I'm just saying.
How on this planet earth have people already qualified when I was playing that good?
Where did y'all go?
But what?
Yo flippy, how did you crawl that fast?
I
Chat flip he's not a hacker, bro
There's just some unknown tech
That I haven't learned on this map back in the day that route that I just took
That's what got me the world record for this stage two and a half years ago
I guess there's been some new tech on lock since then that I don't know about
I can't believe this streak isn't over yet.
I can't believe this streak isn't this much danger.
After one is great for now, after one is great for now, after one is great for now, after
Watermelon Orange Banana Apple Grape Watermelon Orange Banana Apple Grape
I don't know in or, yeah.
Okay, we're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Nobody died.
What are these comp lobbies I'm getting into, chat?
Like for real ski dude.
Tail tag? I literally have 20 tails in my closet and another 20 at the warehouse closet.
And I have one on right now. I don't understand why I need tail tags still.
Creature with the fire.
Watch me not spawn with one because whoever decides,
okay, I'm about to say who I'm about to say it's controlled by humans,
whoever decides starts with one if they didn't give me one,
but it might be generated with a computer.
I don't think Flippy made it.
Oh my goodness man up.
This is my best chance I've had tonight right here.
Earthquake with a 25 gifted. Thank you, Earthquake. This is my best chance I've had tonight so far
Well B-52 we got a runner. Why you running?
The hatred consumes me.
I am, I am disgruntled by peasants in my way.
If it was just me, everything would be fine.
But peasants cause me strife.
I
Oh my goodness.
Forget you and that celebration.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The streak.
Seriously.
Is this the closest the streak has been to not like happening?
No, we were like almost three hours in the other night
and hadn't got to win yet.
We've been in the worst position, we're fine.
That was about a week ago.
About a week ago, a week ago.
More than half mercy meekens in here.
It's a Christmas miracle.
The coolman 64 is in here too.
Shout out coolman 64 too.
Cool man is like front line shooter who ain't scared of nothing.
No joke.
If you're stream sniping me in a lobby that cool man's in, you are cooked because cool
man will literally sacrifice himself to get you out.
Like no joke.
cool man is like certified!
bro, ain't nobody stream sniping you?
you wonder why because they're scared. They're scared to walk the streets at night and even show
their face in the neighborhood anymore because they know the shooter society is watching them from
every window, every dark alley, every store they go in. There's a plant everywhere looking at them
at all times and they know if they show theirself even for a second their world is going to come
collapsing down on them and they will never be able to live a regular life again if they
ever slip up even once. That is how strong the shooter society is.
It's just a game.
BAM! Straight up.
It's just a game. This isn't a game. This is my life.
I was able to be reincarnated, I'd want to be reincarnated as a Fall Guys character and
eternally run-through fall guys games in first person for eternity
I'm not going to be.
You know, why are they not released to Chris Redfield skin?
This isn't epic games.
The same people that does fortnight.
first redfield skin and fallen eyes. What a beautiful hammerhead!
Huh? Uh-uh. You serious? Don't play with me for a lot of time.
I'm I'm I'm I'm sensitive right now. You're for real though. Put that on some.
Okay. The voices just told me this is I'm winning this one right here. They just
told me.
They told me I'm winning. They said this is the one the streak is alive right
here.
They lie, they kill the truth more often than they lie, Miku's dead.
I thought something serious was happening that was serious.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I think I'm going to be able to do
it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I think I'm going to be able
I
There's no ditches, ASIO! ASIO!
What was his name? ASIO!
Get this disgusting creature killed now!
I'll do it myself!
I need this more than anything.
If somebody came up and said y'all would give you a million dollars right now in this briefcase
Or you'll win this Fall Guys game?
Unironically, oh my life I would choose to win this Fall Guys game or if somebody handed me a direct one million dollars right now
I put my life on it. I'm actually so serious. You have no idea
You actually have no idea. If I'm lying may I be shut down by a lightning bolt from the sky right now
I am actually dead serious. You don't understand. I am so serious
Oh my life!
Oh to everybody I love, I'm serious!
NOOOOO!
Oh my god!
Oh!
GOOOOO!
This can't be
No, no
No
Chat no no dude
No should I go back to the Patrick skin bro
Should I go back to the Patrick skin?
It's over bro.
My stomach hurts bro, like seriously my stomach hurts.
Pull it.
Dude, it's we, I don't think you'll understand, this, this means something.
I have one minimum one game of Fall Guys every single stream for the past two plus weeks
dog.
There's no there's no way that it can end like this.
Switch to Patrick.
vote bro
Y'all voting yes bro y'all voting yes, dude
Y'all voting yes
We're going Patrick.
Patrick
it's literally crunch time it's like now I never did
I don't feel good, I don't feel good, bro, chat, chat, I don't feel good, bro, chat,
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Its name is Toro's Kill It!
Kill it! The traffic! Don't kill it! Do it!
Reward this game sucks!
I
Fussy baby crush, let me have it.
Fussy baby crush, you just gotta raise.
That's why f*** you, baby, cross this thing out!
Lord! Lord! Lord! Lord!
Mekuma, Meku was in his lobby right, Mekuma's already made it.
Fussy baby crust, please!
Get the gold one, Fussy!
He's evolving.
with the five. Thank you Let's go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No.
Don't do this.
I
Let's go.
They all waited.
Brother wasn't 12 before the finish line anyway, you simpleton.
It doesn't matter anyway.
Jolly please
Dude the og gang is here
That was a member of the shooter society!
I'm not sure what he's doing.
I don't know what he's doing.
I'm not sure what he's doing.
I don't know what he's doing.
There's going to be internal strife in the shooters.
So I'm just fighting!
Sock it!
So I said double agent!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Double agent, bro!
OH NO I DID JUMP IN THEM!
HOW DARE YOU FUSSY BABYGRIFE!
Oh my goodness!
I
Know
Oh
WAVE!
THIS IS IT!
What do you mean why did you jump off starting to get the most airtime possible?
What do you mean?
That was it bro, that was it dude, oh my goodness, I can't believe it.
I actually can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe
it bro.
I can't believe it.
You jumped too early.
Yeah, it's so easy to play Monday morning quarterback,
ain't it, Chad?
It's so easy.
I think it's a streak over.
Yeah, dude.
It can't be wrong.
all them shooters for nothing it was not for nothing they set me up for success
but I fumbled it myself it wasn't for nothing
band of goddess at Eggman skin
Lord have mercy
I'm so sick to my stomach, dude.
Shout out to shooters.
for real shout out to shooters bro they set me up for success right there they
they set me up for success no joke they did that they did that they set me up
bro and I failed it that was me that was me bro I'm not playing good tonight
I'm playing like slob.
One more.
We got the shooter general in here.
It steals solos, but we got the shooter general in here.
But it's still solos
Chat y'all y'all think the streets ending like for real like if I don't get it here then like we still gotta do spooky time
Co like it's looking bad, bro
Lovely with the five. Thank you
I'm so, I'm so pathetic. I just deserve to be humiliated in public. Walked on a dog leash.
I'm saving all of the five.
Get the bag of jabs!
Why don't I get like, like, queued up with scrubs anymore?
Did the skill-based matchmaking kick in or something?
Yo, kill it!
Kill it!
Right there!
Kill it!
I
Was that why the lobby so calm chat like for real is this ranked like where's all the scrubs at
Yo shout out heroes for real, welcome to the shooter design.
I think.
kill the avocado kill the avocado kill the kill the avocado
you said no spam email damn it
This is not PMA, you know what I'm entering PMA, positive mental attitude starting now.
I'm lying. I'm lying. I'm fried. There's no chance for that.
I
No, no, shipy, kill it!
No, no, Shepi, kill it.
Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it.
The blue thing with the flowers on it,
kill it and the chips.
Kill half the lobby.
This lobby sucks, I'm about to leave.
Jack this lobby sucks, I'mma believe.
Four pairs.
Last one.
Last one bro.
The streak's over.
If I don't win this one here, chapter, streak's actually over dog.
I don't win here. The streak is over dude. Like, it's over.
No joke.
Hey listen, you gave it your best, that's what matters.
Get them out of here, your band.
I got a good feeling I got a good feeling here I got a good feeling for real let's go
let's go this is it
I'm back!
You see that? Unbelievable tech!
I
Unbelievable tech chat no joke
Let's go
5-1 if you believe.
Come on, man. Please.
Please, man.
I got a good feeling. No joke. I do.
This could be it. Like seriously it could be.
Let's go.
Fart in a cup and let me drink it. That doesn't even make sense and you're disgusting.
I
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, world record that that could have been a world record right
I actually think that was a world record.
Let's go bro.
We're good.
It's over.
Unk, you're washed. Your name is Annie dude. You were born with a 50-year-old's name. Use a baby people's like who is that?
That's Annie. You're so they're drinking from a bottle. That's wild.
Caesar with the five, thank you.
Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be.
this is the best chance I'll have. This is arguably my highest win percentage finals
Here
Appreciate you brum w brum
It's like, dude, why is the whole lobby just around me, dog?
like why is the whole lobby just around me like gone somewhere dog like for real
like gone breath y'all can't go over here go over there dude like go somewhere
man
bro it's not that deep
That's not that deep either, is it?
If it makes you feel better, I won that, Miku won.
Like, dude, why is there somebody named Booty Snatcher Pro on a 7-stream treat?
See, this is why I can't win.
Because I just look over here my just my mind's just being just altered in a bad way
Because this dude's named booty snatcher pro. It's like this is the reason
do it again. Now I got to do some spooky action. I might get back on after spooky time. I can't
let the street down there but it's spooky time. You know what I'm taking full responsibility
here. I played like swamp dog. I did. I played like pure slop. Tonight. I actually like all
excuses to the side, right? All excuses to the side. I played like swamp. I am I can
admit it bro I played like slop I have no one to blame but myself and the devs
of the game for constantly like stream sniping me and targeting me in the
right arounds and all the people grabbing me in the stream snipers and all
the other people in the lobby just being around me messing me up but besides that
only person to blame is me bro and I can admit that I will admit that it is
What is what it is?
You played well enough.
It's just not your day.
It's okay.
Are you talking down to me?
Yeah, mods, get him out of here.
You played well.
It's just not your day.
It's okay.
Yeah, you're talking down to me.
Bantam.
That's that's that's disrespect right there.
You know, you know what I mean?
It's all good though.
You best get you a diaper, you know.
Hey, you best get you a dypey on chat,
cause it's spooky time.
Up in this cave, momma.
Hey, yeah,
冷靜世上的念吧
影子在夜裡繁轉
冷靜破上歸門關
呼吸聲繞而盤旋
長條之間沉淚
No, it is with the light, thank you.
Get you a dypion chat. Get you a dypion. You wonder why you need to get you a dypion?
place and please keep it muted isn't AI generated you think?
That is the rest of my legal.
you
I
I fear that it's spooky time up in this thing.
I don't know what this game's about but I see it came out on Steam today and it had
good reviews so Gary with the five
what was that did you just say somebody say something
what was that
are there any characters that you've been compared to that you're mad to admit
is accurate. Um, yeah, Chris Redfield oftentimes, but it is what it is, you know, true heaven.
Thank you. W heaven. There's faces in the sky.
Yo, what?
Lock in.
What's the game called concon room?
The reviews on it was good on Steam, so I was like, hey, yeah, you know, I'ma go ahead,
go ahead and get that.
What's, what's happening?
This house has a troublemaker named Kun-Kun.
It's said that he has occupied this room for two and a half years.
Kun-Kun likes to play tricks on people who enter his room.
It is moody. Sometimes it dances happily, sometimes it cries sadly.
Sometimes it makes you laugh, sometimes it gets angry and goes berserk.
When Kun-Kun's face turns red, it means that Kun-Kun has started hunting.
At this time he should quit at this time. He should quickly return to the elevator and leave
Okay
Seems kind of scary
Tung-tung's magic power is limited you need to correctly judge whether there is any abnormal event in this room eight times in a row
If there is an abnormality plus the red button if there is no abnormality press the green button
Didn't can break cum cuns blindness and escape from the chicken coop
There are no unusual events when entering the room for the first time. Please keep this room lay out in mind. Oh, buddy
I'm an expert at these buddy
I am an ex
at these. Okay, so look here. Why is the flashlight button? No, it's not. It's F. Oh, maybe they're
talking about for controller because I ain't using it. I look, there ain't gonna be no
abnormalities on this first one. So let's gather everything. And let's make sure everything's
how it's supposed to be. It doesn't look like it'd be that difficult. The room's
pretty small. So let's start lock in observe everything chat and register it
in your brain. Thank you. All right, we got bro sitting right here. He got a
basketball in his hand. He's watching somebody play basketball. He's wearing a
same fit as him. He must be his fan or something. Okay, we got we got a shelf
with some stuff on it. Got a picture.
We got another shelf with some stuff on it got it
Yo Cali with the five. Thank you
Okay, let's take a peek over here real quick
It is currently two thirty got it
Got it. Remember that
Okay, there's a picture of a lobster
We got another shelf right here with some pictures on it.
We got some more picture action going.
I don't know what's going on in here.
Got a little computer desk with a laptop, two figurines and a picture.
Yes.
Let's take a peek over here.
Is this me in the mirror?
I mean, it's accurate, though, uh, Liz with the five. Thank you. We got some more pictures
right here. Yep, we have a cabinet. You can open the cabinet. Okay, there's nothing in
the cabinet. We got a table with two mugs, a blue mug, a white mug, a plate, and some
newspaper. Okay, we got a fridge over here. Okay, there's a lot going on in the
fridge. Just take a mental note of the fridge here. Okay, mental note of the
fridge. Register it Amelia with the five. Thank you. Are you registering it? Good. I
have registered it.
Okay, the rest of the kitchen either I'm like eight foot tall or this house is
small. Look at this. Okay, this is what the kitchen looks like. We got some we
got some vegetables, a paint cup right there. We got a plate, a couple mugs.
Okay. Is everything registered, chat? Do you got it?
Nothing in the microwave.
In a shelf. Are we good?
We're good. Everything is getting registered. Let us start our journey.
Nice wallpaper. I do mess with the wallpaper.
Well, it's multiple different colors, probably like both of them.
Okay, did I say press green if there's no anomaly? Green if there's no anomaly. Got it.
We got to get the floor number eight.
Do I sense an anomaly?
2.5. We going by point five? What? Yo, is with the five. Now, now the question is, is that
an anomaly. I don't know. Okay, I'm not noticing anything off rip. Okay, Fridge looks like how
it did a minute ago. The fridge is good. It's still 230. All this looks normal. Chat, everything's
Everything's looking normal not going a lot of y'all
You good you still watching the show
That's what's up
Okay, everything seems to be normal here got it, okay
Okay, nearer section is good, nothing in the cabinet, what are these sound effects, listen.
bad I'm done my bad I'm done for real my fault all right nothing on the table the
kitchen looks the same as it did already check the fridge Chad I'm going no
anomaly here wouldn't you agree no anomaly here
The posted notes on the fridge, what about them?
Was those not there before?
No anomaly.
We're going no anomaly, executive decision.
Executive.
What was wrong?
I'm sorry!
How many do you have?
20!
I'm sorry!
The .5 was an anomaly.
I didn't know, Chad.
I didn't, bro.
Okay, look around.
We're good.
I appreciate it for the obvious one, though.
I appreciate it for the freebie.
We'll take those all day.
We will take those.
Okay.
Nothing there.
Was that there before?
Was that laptop there?
I think it was.
I'm not gonna lie, Chad.
I think it was, bro.
Because maybe I overlooked it.
I'm gonna assume that it was there.
Okay, I'm just going to assume that things looking clear here.
Nothing in the cabinet.
Nothing on the table.
What's the fridge looking like?
Fridge looking normal, as it should be.
Okay.
Yep. Kitchen? Normal. Normal? Nothing in here. No anomaly. No anomaly. Why does Brogott
I'm not a dookie in the fridge look. I'm not judging you can do whatever you want to do.
No, I'm not.
Yo, SPD with the 150 gifted subs. Lord have mercy.
Give me some W's for SPD with the 150 gift-teed subskis.
That's crazy.
I appreciate that for real, SPD.
Thank you.
W SPD, I really appreciate that.
I immediately seen an omelette.
Somebody just said chicken version.
I
Said chicken version
It's the chicken version
Yeah
That's an anomaly.
Yo, shelves with the TN, thank you.
I appreciate him for the freebie again.
Okay, number five, we're doing good here.
The TV's off.
Are you serious?
Are you?
Really?
We're doing good though. There's no dot there. Is there usually a dot beside the
number? There's usually a dot beside the number, right? No? Okay. All right. Let's
see how everything's looking in here. Surely it's gonna be a no anomaly
because there's been like three or four anomalies in a row. So let's see. Let's
see how it plays out here. Okay, nothing going on, and I can see you, Chad. It's looking
anomaly free so far. Not going a lot of y'all. Anomaly. That's an anomaly. That's an anomaly.
the hairdo. They thought I wasn't gonna catch that one. Nothing gets by me.
Hey guys, nobody told me we was having a...
Mother! Mother!
Case over, sir.
Number eight, is this the last floor?
This might be the last floor.
We might have just beat this this quick.
We're cooking.
We don't need to mess up here.
We've come this far.
We don't mess up now.
Everything's looking normal so far here.
A, everything A, everything A, everything A, looking good so far.
Let me check the cabinet action.
Mirror normal.
Let me check the cabinet.
Check the free edge.
I finally escaped from Hooten Ness, this Ness is so freaking weird.
Say it with me, say it with me, game of the year, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it,
Say it. Say it.
Game of the year.
What a dope first time chatter. Bro did an emote and everything and did cinema.
See that's a good first time chatter right there.
No joke. That's a good first time chatter.
bro did a whole emote and said cinema. Hey, that's hard. But that right there come
on, undeniable game of the year. Let's be completely honest here. Undeniable.
Un-deniable.
Okay?
Was it deniable, Chad?
Answer it.
No it wasn't.
No it was not.
Deniable.
At all.
Let's see what else I got in the bank.
Let me see what else I got in the bank.
What else have I in the bank?
Y'all know I got something, they, y'all know I got something, yes, there's someone in the basement.
I
I don't know why this is the full screen that you get here, but it is
There's no sensitivity slider.
Was there a sensitivity slider at the main menu?
There wasn't.
Well, I got bad news.
sensitivity you know what devs you had potential right there I could tell that
you had some potential right there but look here when the sensitivity is
unfathomably fast, I'm gonna have to pass. Okay, when the sensitivity is unfathomably
fast, what I say chat, I'm gonna have to pass. Say it again. Say it again when the
Sensitivity is unfathomably fast.
I'm going to have to pass.
Say it again.
When the sensitivity is unfathomably fast,
I'm gonna have to pass.
One more time? No.
I'm gonna bus stop.
No title screen, no, I was just one of the games that you load into and you're immediately
in the game.
Those are usually the best ones, though.
Believe it or not, why does the ground sound hollow?
I'm going to get you.
I was at the bus stop and I decided to just start walking instead.
I didn't wait for anything.
I just headed off down the road, then my legs gave way and I fell unconscious.
I never managed to wake up.
Let's see what happens when I wait for the bus.
It's just a trash can.
I didn't find anything inside.
It's so close.
Let's see what happens if I wait for the bus.
This game got voice acting. That is insane.
You're going to show up here in
a minute. You're having a good
night. That's good. Who am I? Oh,
my legs give way and I fall unconscious. That's what the other ending is. So I'm just hanging out
waiting on the bus. You know what I mean? It's a nice night out. There's a slight breeze. It's a
nice night. Just waiting on the bus.
Waiting on the bus.
Just waiting on the bus.
It'll show up here in a minute, they usually show up around this time of night.
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels
on the bus go round and round, something all night long.
Man, it just got caught up a little bit tonight, couple extra stops or something, just take
Let's take him a little minute.
Shoot away, I sure wish the bus would show up.
Trying to get back home, man.
Had a long day, you know?
Sit down, you can.
Get out of the light.
What did you do in my life?
Dude, dude, dude, come on.
Dude, dude, dude, come on, bro.
$3,000 reward. What year is it?
Yeah, he looks creepy.
Well, hopefully he don't show up.
Buster is taking a minute.
I don't want to take off walking because that just gets you the other ending.
That means a bus should show up.
I just heard something.
I don't want to go too far because I'm going to get the other ending.
The bus has no option but to show up.
I
Can't go out here
Bus schedule last bus departure 8 p.m. It's already
No!
Excuse me?
Is that the guy from the poster?
I
Hey
What's good
Yeah, just figure that out
Oh, yes. Damn. I don't know what to do.
No one else is coming here until tomorrow.
Do you not see the creepy serial killer right behind your left shoulder?
Are you alone here?
How do you know what? I'm just gonna be honest.
Chad, I'm just gonna be honest here, bro. No gentle.
Say no.
No, man. My friend will be here real soon.
Yeah, sir. You're right.
In these places, you are never alone.
Hey, you don't take your ride!
I decided not to get in the stranger's car and to wait.
I told y'all I said yes, y'all sold me there, y'all sold me.
We gotta get the good ending.
Damn, it's already 8.10?
I missed the last pause.
What am I going to do now?
Wait, where's Bro-Lan? I thought he was going to show up.
It's just a trash can.
So close.
Dude, that text sounds low-key ASMR a little bit.
Damn, he looks creepy.
Dude, that text sounds low-key ASMR a little bit.
Damn, he looks creepy.
Okay, so bro has it showed up yet so we need to wait for a minute we're gonna
get this good ending. Oh there he is. Okay the chorus should come by soon.
That's creepy for real.
No, we just said no.
Where's that car at?
Please show up.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, relax.
How you doin'?
The last address is on the left.
Ah, yeah, but no one else is here for you.
Yeah, I'm here alone, but why do you ask?
The night has taken you there, and I refuse to want to.
We have no choice.
I just got into his car, and then something happened, and instant later I found myself in a place entirely different.
A place I wouldn't wish upon anyone.
Do I trust anyone now?
It doesn't matter anymore.
Now that I'm no longer here in this world.
So there's no good ending.
That's what I call expert writing.
Sometimes you don't need a good ending.
Hey, sometimes you don't need a good ending chat.
You know what I mean?
that is expert writing at its finest. Type one, if you agree. You should. You should
agree. Because that right there, like I said, expert writing. Okay, expert. Chad, did we
do another one before you back on fall guys I'm gonna try to go for another
way I'm gonna try I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to say street chat no joke I'm
gonna try to I'm up for real try to breath gotta try I gotta try chat just
It is what it is I gots to.
Right?
Another one.
Okay, thank you.
The Watcher.
You got a long...
Eugh, cut it out!
I want to go to the bathroom.
Oh, we got to go boom, boom.
We're going to go to the bathroom.
We're going to go to the bathroom so we can go boom, boom.
I like the house layout though. Not going to lie.
House layout, kind of clean.
The bathroom, the bathroom got some issues though.
Not gonna lie, the bathroom got some issues.
I can't close the door before I go, okay.
You must not have to go to the bathroom that bad, because that was like three seconds.
Go to the kitchen and carry food, all right then.
I guess that door's just staying open.
Go to the kitchen and carry food.
Wow, this place is a dump!
We've been drinking and eating pizzas and just leaving it.
Okay, carry food.
The facecams messed up? Is it really?
Probably because of the way the game looks.
We don't microwave the steak?
That sounds like we took it some popcorn!
Go to the table now.
That did not sound like no steak, bumma!
Go to the bathroom and pick up the clothes basket.
I bet!
Why's it so crispy?
I don't know some people like they state real well done me personally if I'm getting a state
that's gonna be medium rare all day.
The closed state in the form of the past.
Yo.
Wait, where did it say take these two?
out here. Thanks. Go to the laundry room and wash the clothes. What is that? Missing person.
Oh Lord. There's missing person posters on every door. Hey that's ah! That's ah! That's
That's what's his name!
Yeah, the dream guy that everybody's seen in a dream!
But have you ever dreamed of this man?
Yeah!
I don't know why the sound effects is a popcorn, but hey.
Go home.
Was that a washer-dryer combo because we didn't even take it to another one.
That must have been a washer, dryer combo or something.
Uh-oh.
I saw some blood on that door.
Go to the bathroom and put the clothes there.
You so real for that not fold it nothing just dude. I haven't fully closed bro. Every time I do laundry
I just buy I get my clothes from the dryer. They never leave the dryer
Go to bed to sleep
Two hours later, it's time to go to work.
Oh man, that's the worst thing y'all could ever see in chat.
Get out the house.
Oh, it's daytime.
I can tell there's daylight in here, even though there's not a single window in the house.
Why is my front door standing open?
Oh, that's the kitchen!
What have I looked at?
exit the building after several hours we're back home from work
finally I came home
why is there a note on my door now it's your turn
I'm good.
I'm tired, I have to take a shower.
You're going to just live your life normally after saying that.
Excuse me, why?
I don't know how you're going to take a shower.
I miss something, what you mean?
I miss somebody dragging a body, what?
in the hall? Why is there a note? Somebody's dragging a body into that room. How did I
not peep that? It's right there. That is crazy. Why is there a note on my door now?
Well, I didn't even peep that!
Did y'all peep that?
Get out the house, okay?
Do I leave?
Where do I go?
Hello?
Buddy, we're going to get charged with this crime.
We're walking on all kinds of forensics.
Go home and call the police.
Sounds good to me!
Hey!
After she escaped she called the police.
The criminal was arrested.
Now that's a good ending.
sides of people that was dead. That might have been gang of the night right there.
I don't know, that anomaly game was pretty funny. Not gonna lie. Lock back in.
I'm going back. I'm gonna give Fall Guys another chance to see if I can preserve
of the streak. Run a prediction. Lock in. Lock in. Run a prediction. Yes, I am. I am.
Do you think I can save the streak chat?
Do you think I can save the streak?
Huh?
No?
You don't think so?
I'ma try it.
Chat, does the streak it mean something to me?
Don't the streak mean something to you, chat?
Be honest.
I'm gonna try my best, but if it doesn't happen,
then hey, nobody can say I didn't try.
Oh yeah, chat.
Reminder for the Merch.
The Merch is dry.
I'm not, by the way, chat,
I'm taking a weekend trip with my parents
this weekend, Friday and Saturday.
So after tonight's stream, I'm gonna be back Sunday,
but I'm reminding y'all,
if y'all want the Merch restock and the new items,
it is tomorrow at noon central, okay?
So do some conversions to your time.
Noon Central, do some conversions to your time.
Tomorrow the merch restock and new items is at Noon Central.
Okay, if you wanna get you some,
I don't wanna hear nobody complaining at me again,
talking about, oh, you don't know how to merch and stock.
I'm giving you a prefire.
But after tonight's stream,
I'm gonna be back Sunday
because me and my parents are gonna hang out
out of town this weekend.
W parents, the weather's starting to get right.
You already know, baby.
You already know.
It's time.
Yo, Miku, you want in?
If you want
What is that?
What do you mean, if you want, like, hello?
If you want, like, the shooter general over here, golly.
Come on, man.
Chad, I gotta save the streak, dude.
I got two, bro.
Chad, I gotta save the streak, dog.
it's gotta happen it's gotta happen the streak has to be saved it just has to be
I'm gonna try I am gonna try I am
Please win, dude.
I want to save the street just as bad as y'all want me to save the street.
No joke, I do.
What's the prediction look like?
Y'all are still having that much faith right now with the knife that I've been having
on Fall Guys?
That is, that's kind of crazy.
You know what?
Shout out to y'all.
Oh my goodness!
I haven't seen this one in so long!
What?
Why did they even throw this in the mix more?
I'm kind of crazy!
I am unbelievable that the world record, I'm a prominent to world record, that is a world record!
somebody get the official time? that has to be a world record on that course. no joke
it has to be. there's no way it's not. that's a world record dude i'm serious. i'm so back
chat oh my goodness dude chat I'm so bad dog
1835 is the world record by the way that was a hundred percent quicker than 1835
That was unreal.
I'm the all-mower!
I
Come on, man!
Imagine.
Imagine, dude.
Imagine.
Oh
You're not fool-committed for that one now, bro.
You can't-
I
Fool committed for that one. No, bro. You can't you came off full committed for it, dude
Well
Full committed for it, dude
Let it be.
I
It had to come down to this.
That's the shooter general.
This is the most cinematic way that this entire day of Fall Guys could have been.
At the end of the day, it's me and the SOTA GENERAL, THE SWEET STAYED ALIVE!
LET'S GO!
THE SWEET!
IT'S STAYED ALIVE!
She lagged out, bro, that's crazy.
Dude, she lagged out, oh my goodness, I sat here.
I sat here for literally two and a half hours today begging for a dub, trying my hardest
to win.
We get off the game sad because we thought that the streak was over.
We go play spooky time for an hour.
We come back first game on and save the streak.
The people that went to bed ain't going to know that the streak was saved.
People going to be in here Sunday mad confused.
The people that went to bed are going to be confused Sunday when they come back.
like oh ha ha buddy they didn't know we got back on after that was the most
cinematic all of that suffering earlier was worth it for that absolute cinema
ending right there oh my goodness the shooter general and the shooters dog
Bro! Let me see this prediction, dude!
72% of you goobers didn't think we was going to do it.
The streak continues.
your voice is gone. Now my voice is gone. That's also another reason I'm taking
due to haste. It's bad. Vic with the TNW. Vic with the TN.
Yep. KF, Rob, Trenton. Trenton, you was in that game.
I'm about to crack the code on y'all. I'm about to crack the code on y'all.
This insider trading gambling ring is about to come crashing down, but I do not care tonight, buddy.
Resave the streak.
Hairy oiled up bodybuilder, every single stream is just losing a cool.
Yo, Hairy oiled up bodybuilder, where did you get all these shadow points to lose?
That is crazy.
Okay.
The streak stays alive.
great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey! Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your
boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gift is subs, don't knows, bits, follows,
and of course I'm pretty sorry y'all for hanging out. Hey, good luck with your rest y'all.
I'm gonna have a good day tomorrow. I'm gonna see y'all Sunday ladies and gentlemen.
Alright, I love y'all man. Peace out y'all.