Godly, man.
Man, Godly.
I may want to come on.
Hmm.
Good boy.
Kitty.
Good boy.
The stream wouldn't come on bruh. I don't know what happened. It's done that a million
times though. I don't know why it does that.
just broke the camera GG GG cheers
yo was was Rob was good challenge your mom's good challenge that was good
That was good, ladies and gentlemen.
I have returned once more yet again, yet again,
once more yet again, once more again.
Black hoodie, I repeat, black hoodie.
No, I'm not late, the strangers wouldn't come on.
E extra JT, I do.
Deal, I man, sanity pick, Tim, Wonder, JV,
W Subbers man. Appreciate y'all. Chad, how's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10? Let me hear it. How we doing on a scale of 1 to 10? What was that message right there?
Hold on. What was that?
I seen a graph. I think I just seen a great idea. Look at his first time message. How to have muscle like you look here.
It's impossible. It's purely genetic. I was formed in a lab. Lazy with the five. Thank you. It can't, you know, it, you know, it just it is what it is, right? It is what it is, dude.
Yeah. It is what it is. What? What?
Jesus spent 5000 CS go and is down bad. Help him. I cannot help him with that. What you
want me to do? What you want me to do with that? I can't help him. I can't summon him.
that's a A. You get in and open up them CS go cases though Bubba, look here. You're going
to lose a whole bunch of bread. You're going to spend about 50K and then you're going to
and you're going to pull a knife finally. It's going to be worth like $300. Vixen with
the five. Thank you. W Vixen with the five. I appreciate that. I'm telling you, bruh.
the thing. You know what I mean? What was that? Somebody said something about
Resident Evil 9. Hold up.
Man, I missed it!
Man, somebody said something about Resident Evil 9 and I missed it, dude.
Man, golly. I was ready to talk about that too. I'd have gave you some good advice.
I would play Resident Evil 9 if it weren't $70. Oh, so you don't want to pay for a good
game, Adam? Okay. I understand not wanting to pay a bunch of money for something that's
not good, but not wanting to pay 70 bucks for like, Resident Evil 9 was like the best
70 bucks I've spent a minute
Like I'm be real with you
Like you'll go to a movie though Adam wants you you go to a movie you'll spend
You'll spend you know what I mean
Right
No spoilers. I wouldn't go to spoil it
Use some of the book money. I don't think that GG
I don't think Adam from Alaska was the Adam that was spending all the books back in the day was it I
I think it was confirmed that that wasn't that wasn't the Adam that was sending all the books back in the day
Wait, was that you Adam from Alaska?
Wait Adam are you the one that was sending all the like diabetes books back in the day was that you?
No way
That was you! I thought that was somebody else!
What?!
Mike with the TN.
We have a problem, Adam.
We have a problem, bubba.
I didn't know that was you.
And before you say anything,
Oh, why don't you drink it, the whole gallon of lemonade?
Look what it says on it.
Before you get on me for drinking a whole thing of lemonade,
zero sugar on it, bro. Get off me. Zero calories. Yo, look here. Put y'all on. If you're trying
to lose some weight, you want something good to drink that's no calories? Sugar-free lemonade?
Man, I'm telling you, bro. It is so good.
it is it is so good if you drink it something for no calories and you want
something drink no calories that minute made or not even minute made that's not
even an ad any women a brand zero sugar beat straight up hit you're welcome
don't say I've never done nothing for you okay
Gracie with the five gift that appreciates you Gracie with the five gift
that thank you W Gracie for real. Appreciate that Gracie. Chad is it
warming up for anybody else? It's starting to warm up man. Chad the weather
starting to get right dude. It's starting to get right again. But the
only the only bad thing is right okay bet dark thank you um okay that I'll
beat that them thank you Lonnie with the team get the W Lonnie with the team
get the mic with the five and tabby with the five W gift as I appreciate y'all
what was I about to say oh yeah the the the biggest bad part about it
getting hot again is mosquitoes come out then skaters come out and spiders come
out it's bad it is bad
right I hate some skaters dude don't nobody like no skaters man and fleas
You got fleas? Where are you getting fleas from? Hey, you better give your dog or cat
some flea medicine, buddy. I took a dookie with the five. Thank you.
There was some flea medicine, or vet. We've had like a lifelong vet. Bro is
the goat. I think he's getting close to retiring. Bro is the goat, dude. This was like 15 years
ago or more. Saltine with the file. There was some flea action going. Our dog named
Grunt had some fleas. R.I.P. Grunt may be the best dog that ever lived. Grunt lived
until he was about, Grunt was about 18 years old
before he died.
Grunt was about 18, he died about,
Grunt being gone, man, Grunt being gone
about five years now, something like that.
Cod with the five, thank you.
Grunt lived till he was about 18, he was the only one
because a stray dog got in to our house,
like to our yard or something.
somehow made its way to the yard. We had a fenced in yard.
doll got in there got our we had a we had a a doberman
painter, not the big ones though, miniature painter. I think
her name was Roxy. Got pregnant. All of them things died
except for one. He was like all the rest of them was like a
quarter the size of him and there was one big puppy that
lived. And it was grunt. I think he took, I don't know. I think he took all the nutrients
from all the other ones or they were like, they were dead on impact or something. Because
it looked like they all was like dead when as soon as they was born. I don't know.
And grunt was a big one. He was on, he wasn't a big dog now. Grunt was small. He was kind
He was like a he was like mixed with a weenie dog. He wouldn't that be
Bro lived till he was 18. We got some flea medicine. It was like a
Dog got some flea what we gonna do. He said he gave us some like little squirt thing
You put it along your back brought in fleas was gone forever
Now you can now you get flea medicine. They just eat it then fleas go
That is one thing that works
Flee medicine works brah
If you got fleas on your animals bro if you get some flea medicine that stuff works didn't please be go
I'm talking in fleas be gone
Like you never have maybe day
Dead and gone
Yo, Tim's grieving widow with the 5,000 bits.
Hi, guys, my name's Brody, and me and my wife, Reagan, are expecting our first kid at the
end of July.
Well, congratulations.
That's dope.
That's great.
I'm happy for y'all.
That's great to hear right there.
I can't wait for the girls, so I can teach you what you taught me, to give up on your
dreams and wife when things get hard like you did to Dolores in the 60 Seconds World
Record.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Sure, you had me in the first half,
but I take back my congratulations.
That's crazy right there.
That's insane.
Bra didn't give up.
Well, I didn't technically give up.
Here's was the problem
Every time I would start playing 60 seconds and going for the work like the full item world record is
Absolutely out of the question. You have to play it for like five straight hours to get it
But as soon as I got back on and started going for the no item world record again all the sudden
Everybody started playing it again and these goobers are sitting here playing it 10 15 hours a day
just so they can get the world record.
It's like, dude, I play other stuff.
I play, you know, horror games, fall gods.
I got time to sit here and just play.
Matter of fact, what is it?
Am I even on the leaderboard anymore?
Let me see.
60 seconds.
No item.
World record. I just doxed myself. Wow. What was that?
Whoa, what was that? Hold on. I'm not playing it. No, I refuse. No, it's impossible.
60 seconds. No item. World record. Hold up.
Hold up, hold up.
Saltine with the five, thank you.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, hold on, I'm gonna show y'all.
Look at this slop, dude.
Hold up.
Hold up, bro.
How do I see the leaderboard?
Bro, where's the leaderboard, dawg?
Yo, PLX will defy him.
Bro, where's the deck up later, boy?
Let me quit yelling. I'm sorry.
Oh, man.
Oh, I gotta quit that.
I'm getting too over on this hoot and holler and chat.
I'm really getting too over this in general, man.
I need to grow up, dude.
I'm about to quit streaming
and I'm just about to be a country music singer
Until the day I die. I'm gonna start smoking cigarettes
I'm gonna start just country music. I'm about to just do what I'm meant to do, man
I'm getting too old for all this right here. I need to go do something
You know
Cali with the five Jimmy Jimmy Dean with the five
Not gonna lie, bro
You know what I mean
Bro's gonna be the next jelly roll. No, I'm not gonna be the next Merle Haggard or Johnny Cash or Willie Nelson
That's what I'm gonna be. It's gonna be sleaze. I'm gonna walk on stage. I'm gonna have my guitar and my cowboy hat on my cowboy boots and walk on.
What's up y'all?
Big case over in the building.
I'm about to sing y'all a song up in here.
You hear me?
I'm gonna sing you a song and I'm gonna sing it.
That's what I should be doing.
As a matter of fact, I'm quitting goodnight.
I'm about to start up my country music career.
good night I'm about to start up my country music career yeah I ain't meant
for this what am I doing this for I should be country music singer right
raging unicorn with the five jeans he was lost thousands of dollars yes
somebody informed me like five minutes ago that's what them CS go cases will do
for you they'll lose you thousands of dollars real quick if I was any good at
CS go I would want me a knife but I suck at CS go now CS goes a great game
don't get me wrong CS goes a really good game I just suck at it and I hate
that people talk in the game too. Every time I've ever played CSGO and I like hear people
talking I'm afraid they're gonna say the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. No joke.
Every time I play it and I hear somebody get on the mic I'm like oh they're about to say
something so bad. And I'd be like tweaking. Anyway hold on let me find this. Yo what
my mods linked me to uh never mind I found it hold up
hold up
it's yeah look at this one of the people with the inside gambling ring is
number one on the leaderboard that is exactly that is somebody that is in my
stream every single day. Who got number one two months ago? Why are you still
playing?
Drew with the five.
Any FPS game is a scam and there are bound to be cheaters. There is no FPS
game that's actually good. I disagree. I think Apex Legends is a good FPS game. I'm not gonna lie.
I disagree. Now, are vast majority of them, are they bad? Yeah. But I think Apex is,
you know what another game people are hating on? I've actually played it a little bit
off-stream because people was hating on it so bad, so I was like, oh, I gotta see why people
was hating on it. That means it's probably good. Bro, Marathon is actually a good game. People
hate no marathon like crazy bro marathon was actually pretty fun I actually had a
solid time playing that no joke people people hate no marathon that game
actually good no joke people hate no marathon like crazy I like marathon
it was actually fun and I hate extraction shooters dude I hate I hate
extraction shooters man I do I hate them things am I still on here by the
way. Chad, what was my record? Like look right here. Case loses to Zepp. Case so
follower. This is me. I'm still top 50 to this day. Oh man, I got a worry.
to this day I'm still top 50 bro man I don't understand why you played this two
years ago or two months ago why you just got Docs South Carolina why'd you put
your thing in there I guess it ain't a big deal
I guess I had a big deal though.
Wait, where's your video proof?
This runs in valid.
Wait, there's actually no way.
Wait a second.
Oh, I thought it said you had the longest survival too. I was about to actually tweak.
Am I on the longest survival leaderboard?
Chat, what rank was I on this?
I'm not even top 100 no more. Is this even me right here? I don't think this is me.
Chad, is this me?
This is me.
So I'm still top 68 from two years ago on here.
Tell y'all brah I'm the Michael Jordan of 60 seconds survival runs, bro
No, I'm telling y'all dude reef with the five. Thank you got so much motion, bro
Yo CB3 why is there not a video of your top?
No, sir. No, no item run
Why is there not a video?
Say something. I know you're in here. You're always in here.
Mods, if he says something, pin it.
Oh, you're on suspicious user list, huh? What did you do?
Oh, you've been banned four times in here. How have you been banned four times?
What have you been banned four times?
You have been banned four times.
Your last unbanned request says last and final chance.
How are you still in here?
You got banned two times in one night, one night.
with the five thank you it's there click the run is it really there hold on like I
should ban you just for like going for this because you were doing this back when
I was when I was trying to do it too should I make it so I make it a five
time chat should I make it a five-timer
longest survival, zero items. I don't see the video. Look, where's the video of
your run?
Where?
Oh, do I got to click it?
Let's see the miracle scan you got bud.
We're gonna face cam
This too low quality to count I think why's the quality so bad
I'm about to conspire a size and get everybody and you're using Dolores bro. Why are you copying me?
Let's see what happened.
See the miracle run this Uber guy.
He broke out of face cam.
Why are you mad bro? Why you think I'm mad?
mad. He only got this world record to take it for me. Of course I'm mad.
Bros reading the dialogue. How did you get the world record on? Like actually.
Just took my strat and everything.
The things I did for this community just to have my record just took away from me.
Bro's not even killing the fly either.
Goober sent on day three.
Oh wait, you're supposed to do that, I forgot.
That's not even a good staff!
What?
How?
Oh, I hate this game, this is giving me flashbacks.
Wouldn't she get a hat?
I forgot how you even get the uh the what's it called I can't believe this
153 what's it look like on 153 oh it froze
look at this dude's room on day 153 dog look at this
I'm getting bad memories of playing this, even the sound bites are like messing me up.
here in the sound of like the oh dude I'm getting PTSD from this Lord have mercy
golly
Lord man anybody else got PTSD from 60 seconds
bro
How many, wait, how many hours do I have on the game?
147 hours on a game like 60 seconds, reanimized, it's ridiculous, by the way.
That is truly ridiculous, man.
That's like actually ridiculous.
On a game, Resident Evil 9 sucks, you're a 18 month sub piece.
Way to throw your 18 month sub away, buddy.
It's not that much.
On a game like 60 seconds it is.
How many do I have on the regular 60 seconds?
only got seven hours on the regular 60 seconds only got seven on that one
that's almost like a full shift at work though
play it all literally I literally do one run I will literally do one run
like actually like no junk I'll do one bro
like one
I can't handle this
Lord have mercy.
Lord.
Literally one, bro.
I can't.
I forgot how to even play.
I forgot what days to feed her on and everything.
I forgot how we even ran the predictions
for this back in the day.
What was it for the zero item?
Look at Tandy, you're such a doob.
I did not miss you at all, Jimmy. You either.
Especially you, Ted.
Y'all a bunch of goobers in this house.
Where do you survive?
25 to 25?
Was it 2? 25 or past it? It was 2?
Do a suitcase kick?
I forgot about getting my gloves on for a suitcase kick.
Yeah, I fell off. Yeah, I fell off, man.
Fell off.
Bro, what are you doing? What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm waiting for it to start.
We forgot to grab items bro, don't start with me, do not start with me.
That's a good scab Dolores, I'm not gonna lie.
That I've seen worse, I've seen worse truly I have.
I've seen worse scabs.
I have had staves where there's one less dust particle in the room.
We sinned on day three, right?
I forgot, I forgot the strat, bro.
Good luck.
Y'all remember the sound cue thing that I figured out to know if she's dead or not?
What was it? Was it fast door close? Fast door close means she doesn't come back. Slow door
close means she comes back, right? If it opens and shuts really fast, you can tell by the
sound cue if she comes back or not. So, so, yeah. She's dead. The same steel sucks.
I'll do one more. I'll go until she guarantee you come back from the first
I'll get I'll get a good run in at least one where she comes back from the first
Pay yeah, it's a pay up. We didn't make it. Yeah, it's pay up
The OGs know the drill
What you mean I fell off dude
That's luck of the draw if I get a good suitcase kid can I have a chance
I still got the form on the lamp roll though.
I still got it on the lambskate.
Oh that's a good lamp roll.
Oh that might be the best lamp roll.
Oh that's tough.
Oooooooh!
THAT'S TOUGH!
Yep.
I don't understand the game.
Trust me, there's hundreds of hours of me playing this on YouTube on my second channel, so...
There's some on the first two.
You just had to be there.
This was a severe addiction.
An addiction worse than fall guys at one point.
I wanted this world record so bad that I would have paid dude.
If there was a price on this that I could pay to instantly have the world record by
I like a hundred days I would pay some bread for that no joke 20 mil no that's
crazy paying in a million for the world record on this game instantaneously that
cannot be beaten for like a year on ironically yes I would all my life I
would. I would literally call. I would literally call my mom right now. See, like, Hey, get
on the phone with the bank wire. I'm dead serious. That's not even the lowest amount
I would pay. I might go upwards of two or three to have the world record on this game.
I'm so serious. I want to. This is one of the biggest things in my life I ever wanted.
had to be there. You actually had to be there. Like if they're saying, oh, you know, you
can either buy like a Bugatti or have the world record, and it's the same price. I'm
taking this. What am I going to do to Bugatti? I ain't going to drive. What am I going to
was parking look at it I can't remember what we do here do we open here
Worth. Wait, that's so worth. Oh my goodness, that's so worth!
Come back, Dolores, please.
God, wait, Dolores, you suck!
Pro-like. That would have been so good. That was such a good RNG event, too, man.
man why didn't you send her with the food a buddy buddy that is like cons like
trying to give Michael Jordan constructive criticism on his basketball
game you can't just stop there's nothing you're gonna tell me that I
I don't know unless I forgot it.
I might go with 10.
No joke, it might be a 10-ski.
Hey, look here.
It could be a 10-ski, chat.
No joke.
Should I offer old time sake so I bust out a 10?
long-distance suitcase can't get it lined up
there it is
I've had a lot worse. That's online. I'll take it. Not bad. We're not playing this game
in like a year. I mean, come on, man. Come on. 7 out of 10. That's a good rating. I'll
Yeah, you're right. I get that a seven out of ten.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on, Dolores. Give me one more run for old time's sake.
Come on, Dolores.
I said I would play until you come back from the first scab.
Come on, Dolores.
Okay.
I think she's locked in.
she might be she might be locked in
hey hey I think she's locked in not go a lot of y'all please come back Dolores
Just walk with.
Do a Ted?
Do I do a Ted chat?
Imagine, after all this time, I'd do a 10.
I'ma do a 10.
Yeah.
What if you waited one more day before scabs?
What can I just see?
I can't you're back in the saddle butter
John Lee look at this doober
that's not a bad lamp roll that's actually a really good lamp roll tan wow that
borderline went in the bunker there look at Ted go look at Ted man
We do have a RIP 10 emote I forgot
Yeah, we have a RIP 10 emote man, yeah, take that motion dude love hate relationship
That's why the Lord's cheating on him with me. That's why Timmy got red hair
We all know that
Let's go why don't they got Timmy why don't they Timmy got red hair exactly
Don't tell Ted though, he ain't never did a fraternity test.
Come on, come on Ted, give me one right here.
Give me one right here Ted, he gotta suck!
He gotta suck!
I said fraternity test. What are y'all talking about?
Paternity? No way.
Imagine Ted comes back right here.
He came back!
You suck so bad, you pathetic loser you.
You gonna come back with no food, now we're dead.
Miss the fly, GG.
He did bring back a radio and checkers though.
If he'd have brought back like a couple cans of food, we could have survived this.
Y'all lead Ted.
Man, Ted.
Ted, dude.
Ooh, I can water him on date, on date, uh.
I can water him maybe on day 15.
He gonna be dando cause he ain't got no food.
I gotta send him again.
If he gets untired, I can send him again.
He's starving.
What's that, the bleakie?
No, it's the axe.
Got a water room here.
I'm a water room here and on day 15, he's about to die anyway though, clear he gone.
He didn't bring back no food, bro.
He did not bring back no food.
I mean, Ted.
Bam.
Still cleared Dolores?
True, unbelievably.
Cause Dolores has always been better.
One more, I wanna do one more.
One more with Ted.
I mean, no, no, no, no.
Dolores.
One more with Dolores.
Dolores is still to go.
Dolores is still to go, Jack.
No chance for a suitcase!
Yeah, Dolores fell off.
So, you go back to Dolores.
Well, yeah, Dolores is the goat though.
That's undeniable.
Undeniable.
It is actually a statistic in the game, in the game's code.
that Dolores goes crazy less than 10, right? That's true, ain't it? I remember
that being like a thing, like Dolores actually is better.
You can still get a crazy one with either one. I think Dolores is just a little better.
We got crazy ones with 10.
Come on, Dolores, for all time safe, Dolores!
Please!
Come on, Dolores, for all time safe, for real.
Come on.
Come on Dolores.
She sucks.
I never thought I'd say this.
Ted is better.
Ted's better than Dolores.
Hey, umbrella!
Ted's better than Dolores.
Hey, him, bruh!
Hey, him!
What happened?
Chat, what happened?
She changed. She don't care.
You know the reason that she fell off?
Because she quit Karen?
Because we got top 50 on the leaderboard back then and she stopped Karen, right?
She doesn't care. She thinks she's too good for this now, but Ted, he's always, you know, he's always been second, so he has something to prove even to this day.
Dolores, he just, he just don't care. She's too, she's too nonchalant, right?
No, I oversawed it!
No!
Dude, that would have been perfect!
That would have went in bro, look it's right back there.
Come on Dolores, just give us one run.
Just give us one run Dolores.
Please.
Give us one run here.
Come on, man.
Come on, Dolores.
She got it right here. She got it right here. Watch.
You ready? Watch. I just had a vision.
She can't come back!
Dolores, I'm giving you one more chance and I'm getting out of here.
No joke.
I'm gonna give you one more chance and you will never have another one ever again.
I'm getting out of here after this next one, Dolores.
You are ridiculous.
Unbelievable.
This actually unbelievable how pathetic this is, Dolores.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding, Dolores?
Are you kidding Dolores?
What is she doing?
I have one channel point now.
that was still not bad, that one was all mine, that one was all mine.
You think you topped up your time for real?
Random success with the tan gifted
She's crazy. She won't come back dog. Do you see this?
Just say you've never watched me play this in your life actually what?
She came back.
That just ain't gonna do it, man.
Yeah, that just ain't gonna do it, Lord.
No water.
She did get us a staff, though.
Maybe she'll be ready to go in like a day or two, and it can still be saved.
She ain't thirsty yet.
You never know.
She thirsty.
Success with the tin again.
She gone man.
She's gone.
I don't matter how she danced.
I imagine she came back with water.
The lawyer fell off!
Why'd she fall off so bad?
Man...
Man golly, man.
this game dude I'm telling y'all it's like a curse that can never be lifted it's
like a curse that can never be lifted dude it can't just like this other game
I'm about to play can I keep the streak alive I think so I think so
Can I? Can I keep the streak alive? How many somebody looked real quick? How many
how many was to streak that right now? What's the streak? It's got to be like
ten gotta be somebody look that up real quick for you boy hold on
somebody look it up
It's not five dude. It's way more than that. There's no way it's only seven days. Seven
minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you. Locking here. Seven minutes.
Seven minutes. That's all I can spare to play with you.
Bro you are not Wesker. I'm glad I'm not cuz he's dead in a volcano somewhere
That's what's up. He's a piece of magma floating around
You know why you want to know why he's dead in a volcano somewhere because of Christopher Redfield
the only man to fist fight
Albert Wesker and get the better of him. And Sheva, of course, obviously, Sheva's the go to, but
let's be honest, Chris could have done it by himself.
No, they need to put Sheva in another Resident Evil game. Sheva was so cool, bro. Sheva was awesome.
I really like Sheva dude. She needs to be in another game. Sheva is so cool dude. I mess with Sheva heavy.
Leon's better. Leon is the goat but never can never hold a candle to Christopher Rich.
field. Okay, never can. Leon's the OG character. No, he's not. What do you mean? Jill Valentine's
the OG character along with Chris in them. Leon didn't come around to the second game.
What you mean he's the OG? You don't know nothing. You want to talk about OG, OG? We're
talking Jill Valentine, Chris Redfield and Rebecca, right? And what was that dude's name?
What was the prisoner's name? He had Mad Aura and Resident Evil Zero. Billy? Billy was tough.
Barry, yep, Barry, yep. Got some Barry action going. Light in the world of darkness with the five.
this goober actually just said leon was the og character i cannot believe tell me you only
played started playing at res unable to remake without telling me wow that is crazy didn't
Chris Redfield socks with the five.
Hey, me coos on you by the way.
Grace is better than Ethan.
Grace goaded.
She needs to win an award. Her voice actor needs to win an award for real. She did really good. I said that before, but she didn't really good.
Ethan's men? I wouldn't say Ethan's men. Ethan went through a lot, bro.
Oh, I'm over yelling at you for nothing. I'm sorry.
My bad. I wasn't even I didn't even hit that the button hit. That's on me for real.
Man with the tent. Thank you.
Not that y'all do it anyway, shooters,
but when we're in the finals, I've said this before,
and I've always remained this sentiment.
If it's a one-on-one, just let it play out
and don't jump off so these disgusting coping doubters
can't hold on to any cope at all, right?
Because they hold on to any cope that they possibly can
when I win a game.
But I've made that clear before.
I had I missed trying to get four wins in a day. All of a sudden everybody crying.
The doubters be crying. No, they do. Doubters be crying for real. Doubters.
This might have to be a refund.
Am I on full face, Ham?
If I don't make it it's a refund for real because I was AFKed.
I'ma try it though, I'ma try it.
God, Liam, what brand is yours?
No.
What did I do?
Wait, no need?
Wait a minute.
What you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I was AFK for like a solid minute, too.
It was just a couple seconds.
That's crazy gameplay right there.
I was AFK for like a solid minute and came back.
Did you see that?
is wild dude that's insane it's your favorite map yeah I hate this one so bad I just sit in place
This is the best place to sit right here though.
This place right here.
This place right here is the last place to go underwater.
Lord have mercy.
Lord.
Golly!
We get it.
Let's go.
Let's pass out.
I'll feel good.
I'll feel good for real.
I'm late. How many wins tonight? This is my first game on.
I'm trying to curse 60 seconds again before this.
Cursed, I hear ya.
Cursed, buddy.
Absolutely cursed.
I'm going for the hammer here, I'm going for it.
CLAIM HAMMER!
First one in!
Hey, you know what's crazy about that hammer right there?
That even wasn't the cleanest I ever could have had, no joke.
There's been cleaner ones for real.
You need to play the ranked new maps.
Are they good though?
Play ranked?
Dude, I'd be w- what are the ranks?
I play ranked and know they aren't.
Why would they just do ranked for this? This is going.
I keep forgetting to turn off the double tap jump to dive, babe.
I might be dead.
Wait a minute.
Oh my goodness, first game on, are you kidding me, are you kidding me, come on, come on
I'm about to have one bullet!
COOOOOOOOP!
LOCKED IT!
I told you yesterday!
I said yesterday!
The first game of the day!
I'm gonna pass out.
I got to put on that yellow, I talked to her.
Relax, relax, relax, but explain something.
Hold on.
Real yellows know what just happened.
happened if you've ever yelled at the top of your lungs and most stringy was
possible you almost pass out no the real yellers know what I'm talking about
look here
I explain this to y'all yesterday bro and if y'all was paying attention y'all
it would help y'all win some channel points because look here look at this yo
Jake snake with the 20 gifted W Jake snake with the 20 gifted thank you
appreciate that Jake snake for real. W J W Jake snake. I've passed out before
recording something yelling dude I'm telling you I've been close. The closest
I've ever come to passing out has been while I'm streaming because that is yell.
Like you yell you put your whole soul into the yell you're gonna have a good
chance of passing out. But I told y'all this yesterday. I said first game of the
day is always the best chance for me to win. So if you're gonna use channel
points, you would be more likely to use them right on the first game of the
day. I see 77% no right here. Look at this. Look at that Rob.
Lamb is always we have another insider trader member that's
potentially in the club now. Lamb of the Good Shepherd is
always in here too. It's getting kind of weird. I'm glad
K. Sofan underscore underscore underscore underscore one
though. Who's over here? CB three over here. Yo CB three
We know this is a ploy to throw us
through Distune, Harry, Oil, and a bodybuilder.
Oh my goodness, how do you still have channel points?
Every single day that I get on and play this,
you are always losing $250K.
You have to have millions.
Just like that, the Shrieks days of life.
just like that. I got to go for another one. I got to. It might be another record breaking
night here. There is strong potential that it is. I'm going to go for a two piece right here.
Two piece, no biscuit. What you talking about? I'm about to pass out. I got to quit yelling.
I'm getting too obvious for real. Should I just retire? It's getting bad. I got to quit, dude.
I can't yell like I used to. Back in the day, back in like 23, early 24,
Bro, I was yelling all stream every stream.
Now I get one good yelling, I almost pass out.
It's getting bad on me.
Getting up there in age.
I had to almost work the rough record on this course, because I love this one.
It was an anomaly though.
It was.
This map sucks, I strongly disagree.
I suck, are you kidding?
I'm going to turn off auto grab for real.
I'm insane with it though, Steele.
I'm steele insane with it.
Can I turn off auto grab in the middle of the game?
Hold on.
Settings, controller.
Where's that chat controller?
I think it's only in the main menu.
It's only in the main menu.
It's all good, though.
He's almost passed out.
It was about over for you boy how to pass out with a sugar-free lemonade in my hair.
Oh, get you hitting that, that's a candle.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one for real.
I can't lie though because my lighter won't reach down in there.
I got that ref.
What are you talking about?
How did Miku fall already?
Go Rink!
Going for round!
NO!
I missed the going for round dude!
I'm not going to fall.
game you have one of six rings that you're not going to qualify because you
spent the literal entire you're so bad no wonder you couldn't even grab me the
whole game you can't even hit a ring are you literally five years old can your
bomb take away the controller you shouldn't have internet access like
seriously what are you doing you were chasing me the whole game never grabbed
me once you know you were trying your hardest you can't hit a ring one of
six you're cooked look at that you can't even make it
He's 12. Forget that kid. If you run around trying to grab me, be better. I knew better
at 12 not to do that. Got me messed up. Ain't no excuse. You're gonna sit here. Oh, he's
12. He don't know no better. Bro, you know not be grabbing me. You look here. I got your
mom's contact information. I would have you grounded. I would tell her like, Hey, your
kid is doing nefarious activity on the internet. He is doing stuff. He's not supposed
to be take his PS5 away. Fred with the 10. I'm him. A Troll Blazer! I'm not gonna make
That's what I get, ain't it?
We're trying to do something.
Why is nobody brave enough to go?
I'm dead!
That was so clean!
Yo, that was actually so clean, no joke!
That was crazy!
Bro, they said take his PS5 away and I immediately got a PlayStation ad.
Yeah.
That's tough. That's tough right there.
Hey, it is what it is though.
I just saw a vision and it was bad.
There's multiple stream snipers here by the lab, and it's not gonna have my one.
And this one right here is, and it failed miserably, as it does with everything in its life.
That was the most unfortunate disgusting timing I truly have ever seen in my life.
So now it is 100% confirmed that the platform drop rates are controlled by human stew because
Because the AI that was supposed to control it would never drop it right there because
that's not even supposed to be in the code.
Humans are controlling the drop rates of the platform too.
What even happened?
It was literally the most unlucky thing I've ever seen in my life, what just happened.
It was so unlucky right there.
I think everybody that was on the platform that I was on instantaneously died.
Instantaneously did.
Case, guess what hamburger I'm eating right now?
Probably Wendy's, not gonna lie.
Probably Wendy's.
Like if you're if you're eating a hamburger from like a fast-food joint
Like odds are it's Wendy's right
Who the smack you have y'all ever had the smasher from Sonic chat?
Bro the smasher from Sonic dude
dude
If you ain't never had
the smasher
from Sonic
That thing is so good.
Lock in.
I'm trying to go for two.
What's Sonic?
A great place.
I almost got took out.
You see that?
Sonic's a great place man. Not even just a great place to eat man, it's just a great place to hang out.
If you go up in the country in the south, every time you go somewhere with your buddies and meet up, you meet up in a Sonic parking lot.
I love Sonic, I only think that sucks what Sonic is is if you pull up and get something
to eat you're going to be waiting about 45 minutes they take so long with your food bro.
Sonic be taked so long with the food man, but it's good
Sonic good, you know, you know, dude back when I was maximum eatery when I was bulking
You ought to hear my you ought to hear my bulk meal from Sonic that I used to get. It's horrible. It's really bad
It's really bad like full bulk my full dirty bulk meal. I got from Sonic
to
Foot longs with chili and cheese a large order of jalapeno cheddar bites a large order of fries and two burgers, bro
God do what you gotta do to make them games though
Got to
I swear, I swear I did.
Dude, I'm telling you, that wasn't even crazy.
That wasn't even crazy.
Three thousand calories worth of food, yeah!
Every bite of it was good, too.
Because when they finally changed their fries, bro
And before before they changed the fries though, you always had to go tater tots
Sonic bro, you have to because the fries was so bad
Old sonic fly was
What am I doing?
I got something about Sonic.
I got to use the restroom real quick too, that's why I'm not playing.
I'm already down after this thing is eliminated.
I'll be right back.
Come on baby.
I'm back!
Back like I never left.
10 seconds ago.
Case you say hi to me, it's my birthday.
Shut up, nerd.
Now I'm playing happy birthday.
That was a joke.
That was a joke for a hundred birthday.
Hope you have a great day.
And I hope the rest of your birthdays
for the rest of your life are great too, for real.
Dead serious.
I do.
Happy birthday, Lockhear, happy birthday, you know what I mean?
See there really ain't nothing in here that's gonna be like, yo you shouldn't drink this whole bottle.
Filtered water, lemon juice, and concentrate, I mean come on, what else?
You know what I mean. It is what it is. I love soup with the
I love soup with the fire.
That's what's name it was cancer, that's a mess of fun.
I thought that was debunk years ago.
It was, I thought so.
I'm bored, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
I
saw
I think we're in the fourth that likes the early.
Oh, I'm getting set right here.
Oh, it's a beautiful day.
I love Aspartame.
I drink motor oil for breakfast and asbestos.
Yeah.
No, that is, that, that, that asbestos will get you, right?
That, that asbestos is scary.
You know what's scary when I work for the water department, bro?
There would be asbestos water lines that would have to work on.
So, what you would do, if you worked on an asbestos water line, you'd have to let the
hole fill up with water and then work on the line because if you work on asbestos while
it's underwater, you can't breathe it in because it's just underwater.
That was the trick to it.
Now, that's if you ever, that's if you ever need to, you know, work on this business line
and you're like, well, y'all won't because all I got is y'all, and by the time that y'all
work on a waterfall, they probably won't do a waste of money.
What a valiant sacrifice.
Oh, that's un-worked, you buddy!
What in the-
Playing out of my mind tonight, boba!
What's up with all the jaw batches?
Too much jaw batches.
Oh, this got the little side platforms.
I'm going to go.
Ora!
Filthy, disgusting cretin' grabbing me.
That filthy loser that was grabbed me got killed too sucks to suck buster let's go
go. I like this stage right here. I do. I do not mind this stage at all. Have you won
a game already? Everyone the first game on. So all these are free. There's a cannon here.
There's a person controlling both those cannons.
Wait for BLAST BALL, too!
No way.
I've never seen this change with the last ball.
Notice how the cannon shot it right at me?
I know who you are, dude.
This is looking really bad.
I can't believe it.
It couldn't be worse matter of fact.
Thanks for messing up my whole game.
Who was that?
Why you jumping on my block, man?
How much money did that cellie cost?
That was kind of hard. I'm not gonna lie. I need that. That was clean. That was actually
clean. No Joe. How do I get that? You kind of ruined all your order with the Buzz Lightyear
skin. No, not gonna lie. Kind of mid. But that's silly. That's silly. Crazy. What are we gonna
do a new skin? Here's the thing. If the if the door skin wasn't doing so good, I would
go to another one. But we won four games yesterday. And then we won our first game
tonight so the door the door action I didn't take the daily shop
the same thing
the hippo
No, it's no.
Chicken, not a chicken is too overplayed.
Not a lot.
A chicken got too many people using it.
Ooh, the mushroom action.
No, we just we just take it to the door right now.
There's a taco where?
I know taco.
Chad, there ain't no tacos here.
What?
the one name taco I mean it's all right but is it the door I don't think it's the
door the door the door is ugly bro
No, it ain't.
Y'all really don't like the bore action?
Let's see. Let's see how it
keeps going. I missed the
apple juice skin. Well, here's
the thing with the apple juice
skin, right? It became too
common. It's like everybody
bought that thing right after.
Let's be real though. The door
Best one percentage yet like we really we really can't be mad at the door right now the door is goaded
Like truly the door is is insane right now
I'm not gonna lie do chat I was like in a gingerbread skin
Gingerbread skin was tough like for real
You know what I mean
Patrick yeah, the Patrick is the old always gonna be the OG
Bag of chips all the bag of chips can't got ruined by that one guy
Not that one guy that one thing
I can't forget to turn off the double job.
I'm a snuff.
The alien horse skin was clean too.
Y'all remember that when I had the alien and the horse action?
Watch this.
I battened this move right here.
That's called the double bounce skip.
That nerd!
I
That sucks man not gonna lock you probably still make it though
I wish I could turn off the double jump thing is broken to make it now
Yeah, you got it what is this skin
The rarest skin, was it?
Wait, y'all bein' for real?
What is the rarest skin in Fall Guys, actually?
gotta be like one that's just like rare rare dude. That was the rarest one? No way.
I don't really ever see Miku's that much.
There's a beta tester skin in this lobby.
Wait, what?
Is that a dev?
Which one's the beta tester skin?
I
We're there all day, baby, which is the beta tester skin?
Is that it?
Where'd it go?
It must have called.
The crash dummy is the beta tester skin.
So they were playing this game before it dropped.
Now, how much do you want to sell that account for?
That skin was pre-ordered with the game.
Wait epic games will ban you from buying an account?
You got me messed up.
Tell me that a counter. I want that skin.
I wish you would, man.
Bro, I want that beta tester skin, bro. I want that as clean!
Look!
Whoa, that's crazy!
Run a door skin, lowkey sucks, man.
Yo, you don't get your filthy hands off of me, man!
Yeah, you're good now. Peace!
Oh, you're so lucky. Oh my goodness, it's unreal.
I'm dead.
Animals!
Which is nothing but the worst for you, truly.
Nothing but the worst.
Nothing but the worst for real.
And even the worst would be more than you deserve.
Truly, it would.
Truly.
Golly.
Yo quit saying the door skin has no aura.
You can't have aura by default.
You got to make it have aura.
The door skin would have aura.
Like so far it has the highest win rate out of any skin.
Dude, I need to get that prison built already.
Like dog, like it's almost done, too.
50,000 gifted if you win this one. Oh, I'm so sure.
What are you, the richest horse in the world?
I'm getting first place on this one, no joke.
I've been in for every second, I haven't got out once.
First place!
NERF WACE!
The door skin is giving Pepto bismol
Yeah, I would actually get a Pepto bismol skin that'd be hard. Yeah, but that would be hard
No, you don't be cool.
Like the block, the blocks of raiment in the package skin?
Dude.
What have I done?
Oh
Why do y'all hate the door skin so bad? I had my best day ever on the door skin. Can y'all
really explain why you don't like the door skin? Like, actually, why not? It's ugly?
It's not even bad though.
You can't lie, I'm playing my best Fall Guys games ever with it.
The door skin is golden!
Dude Patrick, bro, I need to release one that just screams me.
You know what I mean?
I just need to do release one that I see without a shadow of a doubt like yeah, that's it right now.
I suck so bad that I keep pathetic.
Wow!
Oh, it's bad! Oh, it's bad!
I'm back like I never left.
I ain't gonna make it.
This is cursed!
No!
You solo or duo? This is solo with the shooter generals in the lobby.
Why don't you play ranked, because I heard ranked sucks.
If they had a ranked mode for like the regular games like this, that would be the best thing
ever.
It is what people say there's like other maps in it though.
number one in the right mode in there.
What?
Okay, okay, I might not be able to get two doves tonight.
We might as well be contended with our one because what is that?
That's just unlucky.
It wasn't a skill issue.
That was just unlucky right there.
Unlucky, not a skill issue.
Change the skin.
Bro, come on, man.
Yeah, you all need to quit hating on the door action, bro.
Quit hating on the door, dude.
Y'all ain't got no legitimate reason, right?
reason to why you're hating on the door action.
Hold it now because y'all gonna vote yes because y'all haters on the door. The
door has been good to us. The door has been nothing but good to us and y'all
And y'all want to get rid of it.
Why?
Can you try ranked for one match?
Okay, I'll do it.
I'll try ranked after this next one.
I'll try it.
I'll try ranked after this one.
do you smoke weed case no I don't smoke anything golly
This is unbelievable.
What am I supposed to do?
There's nobody to swim on people head on us!
That was a close one, dude!
Yes about a hundred proof right there
Oh, yeah. Easy. Easy, honey. Please. Oh, yeah. Easy.
Easy, huh?
Come here, that show, Moon Shotters, man, man.
Man.
That show was clean.
Moon Shotters.
They used to make a show out of younger ice road truckers, too.
Bro, they made a show out of anybody.
How the fan blown over it?
I'm unbelievable
I am unreal!
First one
Somebody call right before me that doesn't make sense. That's crazy
I
Did I didn't like gold rush I'm not gonna lie something about gold rush just seemed fake to me
I don't know why I
Couldn't I couldn't get into gold rush dude
Something about it just did not seem right
You want to know what the goat one was though?
deadliest catch
dog
deadliest catch
Was the like the most entertaining thing oh my goodness deadliest catch was so good, dude
Well, I remember deadliest catch man
They being there arguing
dirty jobs with micro dude dirty jobs with micro was so good I still remember
hearing that intro dirty job so much gotta do it dude I still remember it man
see like it was yesterday yeah how it's made oh yeah that's that yeah that's
so legendary.
American Pickers was so good too.
Dude, American Pickers was so good.
That one dude died, didn't it?
R.I.P.
What was his name?
I think he's dead.
Yeah, Frank, R.I.P. Frank for real.
R.I.P. Frank, man.
I couldn't get behind pond stars, bro.
They would literally tell them you have the rarest item in human history and it's priceless
and offer them.
They would literally tell them you have like the rarest item in history and that it was
priceless and then offer them like 30 bucks.
But yeah.
I don't know if I'm getting a two piece chat.
I'm gonna try to come more.
I don't know if I'm going to get a two piece though, I'm going to try it.
Ranked?
Okay, we'll do a ranked.
We'll do a ranked, why not?
I can't do ranked with Miku in a lot of you though.
Yo, Miku, I'm going to run one ranked game and see how it is on a value back.
Oh, I gotta do the double jump setting. You're right. Thank you
Where's that at
Yeah, best I can do is oh man, this is a gold piece from the ancient the ancient like
Pyramid that there's only one of these in human existence best I can do is a hundred and fifty down kind of not gonna lie
It is what it is
That's what they'd be doing, bro
That's what they'd be doing for real and that would make me so mad they would talk about an item
They would gas them up to like bro. I can't believe you have one of these. This is so crazy
I can't believe it and then they would just literally offer them like nothing. It's like dude what?
They used to make me so mad
like dude you have the holy grail I got 50 cents on it like that's what they
will be doing I'm gonna see if ranked good if not I'm gonna invite me go back
but at least with like American pickers bro they were trying to cut them a
good deal the dudes on American pickers I thought they were good guys from
I could see they would like somebody would price something under what they thought it was worth
They'd be like no, I'm gonna give you more than that like somebody say yeah, I'll give it to you for 50 bucks
They'd be like no
I'm gonna give you a hundred for it. I think it's worth more than that now
They still probably low-key be scamming a little bit because it was probably still worth more than that
But at least they gave him some more
Right. Oh, this is some slop. I'm going back to normals after this. What is this slop?
I'm smirking in this lobby!
What is this, bronze?
And?
Let's go.
What is this, bronze?
I'm not gonna watch that.
You were bare grills though.
They got pipe dreamin' here.
I don't watch TV like at all do they still got shows like that
They don't?
Most of them are in the fight!
I can't believe what I just win this!
Braving.
First one to fight.
Woo!
Dude, a thousand ways to die used to scare me, man.
Baby skin, look!
I'm low key smurfing in this lobby for real. What is this silver for?
Do y'all remember a show called Silent Library dude?
Bro, I remember Silent Library dog.
What else was there dude there was so many bangers did y'all ever watch Ninja Warrior dude no
joke to what is this Ninja Warrior was so good the regular Ninja Warrior cleared American
Ninja Warrior the regular Ninja Warrior like the announcer was saying stuff we couldn't
understand it at all but it was the most entertaining stuff ever. Ninja Warrior was actually like the most
peak thing ever. Ninja Warrior was so cool.
Wipeout was going too!
What is this matter?
Bro, there was so many legendary shows, dude!
What happened to us?
Bro, what is this?
I wanted to be in it, I wanted to be in Wipeout, Wipeout was so cool.
Do you remember the America's Funniest Home Videos?
Oh, it's unbelievable how many bangers there was, dude.
It's actually unreal.
Five seconds to go.
I gotta use the restroom again so bad.
This lemonade's killing me.
Scrubs, yeah.
Pimp my ride, bro.
I made it to the finals of my first ranked game so.
I know TV because YouTube exists that's really the only reason anything I ever wanted to
You're watching the rules on YouTube!
Look at this disgusting freak just running around!
WHY DO YOU WANT IT?!
I recommend the show to this day, but if you've never watched Psyche, you need to watch
Psyche, bro.
Psyche was so good.
is my best like real person TV show of all time. Wow, that's just unfortunate.
What is psych? It's the best TV. Me and my mom used to binge psych. We rewatched the whole thing
like 10 times, bro.
Good try.
Yet I'm the last one up here, still.
That's crazy, ain't it, bud?
Oh, you're up here, that's mine. My bad.
Squib with the fan!
That's not a bad game for my first game of ranked though.
Let's be real.
We'll rate it, put me in.
So you just gain points just from playing.
They ain't got like no divisions.
You start in rookie one.
Should I do one more ranked thing chat?
It was actually kind of cool.
Fantasy Factory was peak.
One of my favorite shows ever and to this day, Robin Big.
Bro, if you never watched Robin big you missed out dude Robin big was so good
RIP big man, I remember I was so sad when he died when I got to I'm aroused at McDonald's
I was at McDonald's bro as crazy as that is I
Think me and link was it Mickey D's. This was years ago. I
Was it McDonald's dude? I?
I got on my phone I was like bro big died from robin big I was so sad big
Who's beating me right now?
Like, who can beat me?
OOOOOOOH!
You seen me turn off auto-grab, too?
That was manual!
I'm in first place by a country mile.
This is on wheel.
Oh!
How the heck did this take it?
Are you serious?
Yo, this map's gonna talk.
The body out here ya ain't gonna make it.
Yo, they need to put me in diamond, bro.
No joke. Oh yeah, this is a familiar one.
They didn't put me in diamond one, bro.
They got me in rookie.
What's the max rank if all guys anybody know
Superstar? What is the length between Spooky and Superstar? That was so clear. It's unbelievable
What is that launch?
I'm gonna be in rookie two after this
Never mind. What is this?
15.9 million plays. You are inflating these numbers. I'm so sorry. That's not true. That
is the most untrue thing I've ever seen in my life. No. Get out of here. Not players.
I know even plays that doesn't seem anywhere near
What is this sloth?
Can you regain control?
Well, there goes my chances, bud.
What a stupid man.
Wow, this is so long.
I got the last one.
That map alone might be enough to never make me play ranked again.
That was actually the most abominable disgusting map I've ever played.
That was truly terrible.
What is this dude?
Run away from the slime chasing you watch out so the platforms will break.
That map is peak. What do you mean stop diving? Your name is Matt, man.
Are you permanent if you fall in?
I wasn't expecting an instantaneous break, but whatever.
You know what I didn't mind ranked right there but
Besides that one, besides the one before that, that one level, you know what I mean?
That one level, I didn't mind that.
Did I get second place in both games?
I think I got second place in both games tonight and ranked.
I may have got like third or fourth in the last one, I don't know.
Either way, I was playing some good fall guys tonight.
as good as yesterday, but some good for all guys. You already know what time it is though.
You already know what time it is. Time is a spooky. Spooky of the time. The time is
Spooky of it is yes
It's time.
Oh, okay.
Thanks for the warning.
Oh, yeah.
It gets you a dypey on,
oh, Chad.
Hey.
It gets you a dypey on,
brother.
This one look like it's gonna be crazy.
Not gonna lie.
Hey!
What's going on?
Hello?
We're going high on the graphics.
Thanks to you know what?
Thanks to StarFordSystems.com.
You already know?
Your mic is quiet.
Is it really?
Wait, why am I falling for that again?
No, it's not.
Wait, why am I falling for that again, no it's not.
Why would I ever fall for that again?
Log in.
Get you a diaper, you own!
Cause it's Spooky Time!
Yeah!
Get you a died be your own!
Because it's Spooky Time!
Yeah!
I'm sorry.
name of this game is ISO 2004 this that's so that's older than some of y'all we'll see
in court for that logo though bottom left we'll see in court buddy chapter one the reviews
on this game was good. Oh Lord, too many instructions. Game controls. Some objects can be interacted
with by clicking or approaching. Perform daily tasks but don't ignore strange things happening
around you. The computer in your room can be used though it may behave oddly. They're
gonna leak me huh they're gonna leak me ain't it okay move I don't kind of hit okay got it
this can't contain matured dame strong language alcohol smoking references
sudden loud noises to serving imagery and intense psychological war then they're
done now I'm seasoned. Please don't dox me.
They wore that the third one and it's about to be crazy.
If you ever find this, I hope you remember the days when we were kind to each other.
I know things have been hard.
I know you're scared, but even when you push me away, I still choose you.
Loving you was not easy, but it's always felt right.
I'll stay as long as you need me, Maria.
Dear Maria, count me in.
I don't know why reading this hurts so much. Wow, this is cinnamon.
I don't know why reading this hurt so much.
It feels like I've read these words before.
Like I should remember something, peep the spider webs in the background, wow.
my mind just keeps slipping away from you relax with that poster right there hold
up what is that
I don't think it's fully show on anything
I'm so sorry I missed the way you used to sit quietly beside me while I
pretended not to notice. I missed the days that everything felt simple before I
started pushing things away just because I was scared to face them. If I could
turn back time, I'd do things differently. A lot of people would.
Let me make sure that there ain't like nothing crazy over there because you don't want to
zoom out on stream and be like whoa.
Nah, I saw a good, it ain't fully showing up to do that.
We good.
All right.
Game look clean.
All right, game look clean.
Not gonna lie.
I don't even remember opening half of these.
Cow.
I've been saying that for years.
But when I stopped doing this, let's clean that up.
We got some marbled rojoes!
Now I should put this in the bin.
Why does the left side of that garbage sack look so real?
real that looks like like a real
why does that look so real? is that like a real picture?
where the trash can at? oh there you go
no trash here why are you making me second guess myself yeah better we don't
I'm trying to clean up these spider webs too.
Do I get on the computer and I'm about to get doxed?
Is that on computer? Sure.
Ah!
Let me go full screen real quick and click on some stuff before I start getting into it
because I could click on something without knowing it.
Boom, there's your IP and exactly where you live at.
About me.
Oh, there's my full name.
Right there, full name and exactly where I live.
I shouldn't have chosen you about me down.
That would have been bad.
Okay.
Hold on, let's make a sure, thanks.
All right, we're on the computer.
Come over here.
About me, I am Robert Miguel Alonso, a photographer at San
Desima Photography Studio in a barangay, Toriel, Davio City.
I hope I said all that right, I don't know.
I just heard something, I just heard a pop up.
It's been my days capturing moments for families and small events,
honing my skills in lighting composition and porcupine.
The work is rewarding, but long hours of demanding clients can be something, I guess, a personal background.
My parents' high expectations weigh heavily on me.
They want me to achieve more and sometimes I feel the pressure of their hopes more than my own ambitions.
still I push myself to improve, determine to succeed, also worth the time, so let's go!
What happened to fight here? Hold on, I just want to make sure I get real quick. That doesn't happen to me tonight, friends.
Okay, we're good.
No internet connection calculator does it work 52 plus 36 I guess that worked
I don't have the password, so I guess we're going to find that later.
Alright, let's get off the computer for now.
I'm going to try Dookie Man's Whale, huh?
You right.
Alrighty, let's go explore the rest of the house, I suppose.
Exit room, sure.
Okay.
The Tanner Bible, it's covered cracked with age.
Lies on a rotting wooden table.
And a faded rosary is coiled atop it.
The pages smell of damp increase in something older.
Incense.
I said increase.
All right.
We could, we could, you know, we could take, you know,
I'll mess with your crib.
Don't get me wrong.
These spiderwebs, I wouldn't mind getting rid of these
spiderwebs for real.
I'm not the only one that lives here.
What is this room?
I wonder why it had the big padlock and chains.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's kind of concerning.
Yeah, that was loud, the lights just went out, great.
I need a candle, I have to fix the fuse box
before it gets worse.
Might as well check the news
to see if there's any updates
about when it'll stop.
Okay, there's the candle.
Oh!
Yes, let me get that.
All right, we're a fuse box at.
No!
Oh, there it is.
W. Devs for outlining it.
Thank you so much.
Yeah!
Who is that?
That's me.
Yes.
Let's get this fixed. Not again.
Just like before. Switch it often back on. Got it.
Butt cheese with the five gifted.
Appreciate you, butt cheese with the five gifted.
Thank you.
W butt cheese for real.
Alright, the lights are back.
Better take the TV for any updates.
Okay.
Life.
Hey.
Life.
You know what I mean?
Korea is kinda clean.
Okay, I need to watch some news when I put this back too, or do I keep holding it?
Dude, the house is cozy and this needs cleaned up a little bit, bruh?
open a free insure what do we got bro is the oh you got some of the shit black
noodles those are so good almost passed out again
I gotta chill I gotta chill
The fridge is all open it still works it hums like it's tired
Durian eggs and a tray and a few drinks instant noodles enough to get by
Okay
Yo, that sounded like the power went out again y'all heard that
Yeah, Lee
Okay, can I put this back? No. All right, let's just start on the news I guess
Go be irritated.
Reset your pity and irritate it, Swig. Thank you.
I
Rotated twig 25
Is this the news?
The channel is just advertisement.
This advertisement
Am I just going to keep holding this candle? Okay, there we go.
Get us a bottle.
We get something to eat.
Oh, irritated twig when another 25th and again.
W-irritated twig when another 25th and more have mercy.
3 safety irritated, 3 in the rear.
This game, wow, golly.
The durian looks so fresh.
Let's not.
Tell you can't turn off the TV.
We gotta leave it on for when the weather comes on. Butchies with another 5.
It'll be ruined in a few days. So I eat it now while it's perfectly fresh.
now while it's perfectly fresh. I don't want no durian action. Nice. The durian looks
healthy. Time to open it.
I don't know about that big dog. I've never had this before. This looks yummy.
Take the first seed, okay.
Prince jiggle cheats with the five gifted.
Finally, bad with the five, the weather report started.
The weather, the weather, pay attention.
It's not
that's not good
I swear I can understand something that's not the same, bro, young John.
Keso's gone white even divide.
Yo, do you wear the report? Thank you. I know what's going on now.
He's gonna hit the province again.
I gotta call my dad about this, uh...
I'll just eat this last seat of durian.
That noise is insane.
All done. Delicious.
Now I need to get to the telephone.
Can I cut the TV off real quick?
Thank you. That was really loud. Thank you for that.
Alright, where's the phone at? We're going to call our dad, tell him about the storm coming through.
The room is this.
Oh, does that go to the outside? Okay.
I'm still concerned about this door right here. I don't know what's going on with this chat for real.
Going to room was my phone in here. Do y'all remember?
Let me make sure there's no phone in here before I go back in there
Yeah, no, there ain't no phone in here
Big butter thing
Okay, give us go back wait, what is this?
We all say it's breaking bad for it.
Okay, so this is the bathroom slash laundry room.
That's from Breaking Bad, that logo is?
That is?
What is that, like a restaurant?
Let's go back to our room and call our dad and send him up the store and come through.
Fried chicken place?
Oh, that sounds good, man.
Why is it dark in here?
Come on, nice rich.
Turn on.
Now, surely I have a phone in here, right?
Yep, there it is. Clean.
A telephone. Would you like to use it? Yes, I would.
Okay. Uh, uh, number sign...
209...
...56...
...3...
...5...
...6...
...5...
...6...
Yo!
What made you call I wanted to make sure you're okay and mom
I've already heard that there's anything new here
If you're really worried you should focus on fixing your own life over there Wow, I regret calling you
I'm trying my best.
Because you're useless if you haven't achieved anything yet, wow.
Your cousin's already a bank manager and what are you, a streamer?
I'm doing what I can you all had the same opportunities bro just hang up the
phone forget this dude maybe my way takes long
I don't need any drama I need results okay I hope the typhoon takes you on
for real. Not no lie. No, no, shut up. Don't you dare start a family until you paid us back
to your mother and me. Yeah, this typhoon needs to come through. Like I didn't plan to yet.
That's your obligation because we put you through school and you have no choice.
All right, I can't stay on the phone any longer I regret calling him buddy. Let me tell you
Got me messed up. I never call me you again. You don't lost your mind
Yeah, true
I need to rest so I can go to work tomorrow.
Oh, you got a job?
So what's he even mad about?
You got a job?
I'm going to sleep with the lights on, please.
I hope she lets me sleep this time.
Who is she?
The demon?
It's hard to fall asleep like this.
I've already seen the poster doesn't even fully show anything bro.
Right here, it's clean.
Maybe you have to turn the lights off.
When in doubt, just go on your stomach and you'll always fall asleep.
He's kind of cozy in here.
How many fall asleep?
Let's go back.
Leave it here he's gonna fall asleep here in a minute.
Go to sleep, man!
Oh, there we go, got it!
Let's call us an internate.
What?
Bro, you gotta be kidding me.
You gotta go pee pee, man.
All right, let's go to the restroom, I guess.
Wait, how dark is it with the light on us?
Okay, you ain't got no option, am I?
Anybody else got a bad feeling right now?
I am very glad all the lights are on though, I must say.
I am very glad for that.
All right, bad time.
Will we be able to go to sleep this time?
Yo, King Pan with the 50 gift this solves.
Y'all give me some dubious for a king peed
with the 50 gift and lower half mercy.
Dubious, oh, they washed my hands, hold on.
How can he do it?
Maybe I could wash my hands in the kitchen.
Let's see.
Can I wash my hands here?
Okay, I can't.
It is what it is, Sam.
We're just going straight back to bed.
That's life.
Yep.
Night night time!
Hopefully we ain't tossing a turnip again.
What is the sound dream?
Is there something in the closet?
So that's what he meant by maybe she'll let me sleep tonight.
You got a green herb over there though, you can heal up.
So that wasn't a dream, my stomach hurts, what's happening to me, I can't even sleep
in peace.
Maybe I drank too much alcohol and ate dirty at the same time, I need to get up and
drink some water.
We are so good, it's not even funny.
We are so good. Let me guess, I can't turn this light back on.
Yeah! It's over!
It's dark out here too, you gotta be kidding me.
Can I go get that candle? Hold on.
Yes.
Oh, Lord.
Lord have mercy.
This is creepy!
Drink some water.
Why not fill it up quickly?
Hope this makes me feel better.
I don't know, buddy.
What is this? A strand of hair?
What is going on?
Who's there?
Why'd you come here?
hey this dude has the most haunted house in history Lord have mercy
show yourself don't say that
you're throwing the money
She does not fully exist in this world. She appears distorted. Her form refusing to settle
into reality to reveal her true shape. Use the camera you found in your inventory when
viewed through the lens her presence stabilizes. Shuddering her image forces her twisted appearance
to reality causing visual corruption and momentary glitches in her form. She reacts to being observed.
Oh.
Okay.
Must be a dead cam or not dead cam. What was that other picture taking game? We played it was good.
You're cooked? No, we're cooked for real.
Oh man, you're so doxxed.
I am so sorry.
We got wallet in the inventory, we got some cigarettes in the inventory, there's the camera.
I quit that.
So we have to take a picture of her if we see her.
My phone's ringing.
I don't see her on the camera there dude I'm so scared.
Answer it.
Absolute.
I
What does that mean?
I'm scared to see your brushies so creepy.
Can we go back out here?
Oh, the lights are back on though.
We're good.
It's the password.
What was it?
It's the password.
What was it?
0529 1979 we're just gonna see if that works. We're not sure though.
Oh
28
Who is that?
Autopsy report?
Why is my camera flashing right here?
Oh, no!
Autopsied report victim, Berlina Main, Maria.
General information, Maria 25, time of death between 23.30 and 0.30, location inside our
boring room external examination of my shows multiple defensive moves.
Lacerations on the neck broken left arm, right wrist blow to the head broken
jaw.
What is this when I'm scared to click on this?
This game is creepy, Chad. Bro.
I'm writing this from mine windowpane clouds,
gliding across the slowly, the azure expanse.
Mine heart is filled with reverence for this land I call my own.
I study lake literature, okay.
So this was Maria that wrote this, okay?
Let's get off the computer.
Yeah.
Okay, let's go back in the main room.
My guess, this game is crazy.
Oh Lord have mercy, what is that?
Where are you?
I'm scared!
What is going on in here?
Oh, it was a dream.
Chad, it was all a dream.
Relax.
Everything's okay.
Oh, it was a dream.
Chad, it was all a dream.
Relax. Everything's okay.
Nah, we're good.
It's just a dream.
That thing's high.
I can still feel her hands on my throat.
I died there. I know my body's folded.
My breath stopped.
Everything went black.
But my eyes are open now and this room's pretending nothing happened.
It was a dream, calm down.
I'm alive, but I don't feel spared.
Every memory feels like it's rotting in my head replaying the worst parts on a loop.
I keep thinking about the choices I didn't make and the ones I did that ruined everything.
It's like my past lined up just to laugh it out badly.
I messed it up.
My life.
I tried pretending I could outgrow it.
All it did was sharpen it, make it louder, made it impossible to ignore.
I don't recognize myself anymore.
Just this hollow thing wearing my name.
I don't know how much more this I could carry without breaking.
If this is living, I keep wondering if she could forgive me this time,
even though I don't deserve it.
I was cruel.
What I did to her can't be justified or under.
He killed her!
Why?
It was inhuman.
Get the rope, let's go now.
A rope of regret is never tied all at once, it's braided slowly from the moments we thought
it didn't matter.
Each fiber is a word left unsaid, a kindness delayed, a choice made out of fear and instead
of truth.
I can't breathe, bro.
That doesn't pull the weights. It lets you walk freely while reminding you that every step
echoes backward that the past is not gone only quieter.
And still the rope is not a verdict, only a weight.
It can bind, but it can also remind you that you're strong enough to feel it, to name
it, to refuse when you get beside the ending.
He didn't do it
The rope of regret those heavy
Maria's voice won't leave me alone
What if Pete's is just another life, I mean you killed somebody come on man
Who was that?
Is this Robert Miguel Alonso in San Deseema photography studio?
I was told that you handle private bookings with discretion.
I hope I didn't catch you at a bad time.
By the way, my name's Rika.
I'm looking to schedule a new car.
Something clean and convincing.
I need someone who understands how a pierce can protect secrets.
I'd like to feel comfortable with the person behind the camera.
I can come in today if that works for you.
you. Uh, ma'am, he's a murderer. Ma'am, he's a murderer. I'm very motivated to make this
arrangement worthwhile. Thank you. Don't worry, my dear. Mom's right here. Everything will
be all right. Man, he's a murderer.
Yo, this is
okay, it was not too bad.
We're good.
Yeah, we're gonna do that.
Wait, is that it?
Chapter two in return of the full burst of the game, some chapters are still in development.
Wow, this is going to be really good.
That was good!
That was scary too.
Yo, this game gonna be some straight cinema.
That, the chapter one right there was goaded, not gonna lie.
Dare I say game of the year?
I tried to exit the game and this is what pops up.
We're good.
Relax.
Chad that was not my IP bro. Chad should I try that game that kept crashing on us
last night bro? I know that game gonna be good too. Do we give another shot? That
Devs games are always fire bro. Maybe it won't crash this time. Maybe it's fixed.
Let's see. If you weren't here yesterday we tried to play this game three times
and it crashed three times but it was good up to the point that it crashed not
gonna lie I gotta use the restroom real quick lock in let's hope it works
I've got to pass out again.
Oh lord.
I've got to pass out again.
I
We tried to play this game multiple times yesterday
Name of the game is lonesome town and
This dev always has banger games everyone. I've been a banger, but it crashed every time I tried to play it
And I was sad
Um, so let's hope it doesn't happen again.
There's no, there's no setting chat, you know what I mean?
So it's not like I can lock in, let's hope it doesn't happen, I'll explain, I'll explain
what's happening as we go because people weren't here yesterday speed running again I would
Those people that probably wouldn't hear yes, they think I hit with an ad too bro should I wait on them?
They got hit with an ad bro
So you really miss her I I think he's losing it's only two minutes
I gotta wait on him right I don't know officer. He's acting. I don't think that an acting pretty badly. I might add
I gotta wait on check game just started, bro. It's only two minutes. It just crashed immediately.
It's not gonna happen.
What if I reinstalled it, you think if I uninstalled it, it has an update, it has an update.
There was an update 11 hours ago.
This has to be the fix.
They're out of the ad in one minute.
I got to wait on them, Chad, right?
I got to wait on them.
They're out of the ad in one minute, Chad.
I got to wait on them.
One minute, bro.
Y'all be all right, wait one minute.
Y'all get some secret what's it called time while they're waiting.
Secret ad time!
you
Anyway, I'll explain what's going on with the people who wasn't here yesterday.
I break this entire sugar-free lemonade on train.
made that dude so you really miss I think he's losing it he's perfectly fine I
don't know officer he's acting I don't think that an acting pretty badly I
might add so yesterday we tried to play this game three times what I've
gathered so far is that for some reason we killed this guy in this apartment. I
don't know why we shot him but apparently we did. And also everything
in the town that we live in is fake and made out of cardboard at the same time.
So not only do we live in a town made out of cardboard and it's fake, we killed
somebody for some reason. I don't know why. There's the recap. You're welcome.
That did not look like that yesterday.
Maybe the guitar having shaders on it was the reason the game crashed every time.
And then taking the shaders off the guitar fixed it.
That hasn't crashed yet.
That's a good sign.
Alright.
So we went through this part.
We got this elevator.
I'll let y'all know when we get to the part that, uh, that the hardest we got.
There's that. We go under here.
We've been through all this like four times because it was crashing.
There was a flashback because we have guilt eating at us because we killed somebody.
This note what this note say again fine say see and tell her that rev will kill me. He's crazy. We're rev. We killed him
I don't know why
Chat there's been no crash yet, dude. I don't know. I got a good feel
Yeah, there's the ghost of the person that we just killed that's haunting us about to talk to him
Yeah.
How you doing? I'm sorry for killing you.
Come on man, why would you do that? What's wrong with you?
I'm gonna let this dialogue play in case somebody didn't see it yesterday. I'm sorry.
Oh well, you have to run out because soon enough someone will find you here and they will find you too.
I guess I do.
Remember, man, we've been through a lot worse than this. Why would you do it now?
Yeah, and by the way the reason we killed him is because we insulted him.
So, maybe you insulted me.
All I ever did was say some facts that you weren't really happy with, but that was nothing something.
I have to go now.
Hi there, Frank.
I never insult him! We know Chamber's wife! We know!
It sure is. Why don't you go and get us some wood? I want to keep this fire going. There
is a fine story to be heard here. You heard the man.
And this is like another cutscene or memory or something? I don't know. I'm really
This game is confusing, but I'm sure it'll circle back.
Fourty sixty.
I don't know why we're living in a fake town. Maybe like somebody had the theory yesterday that this was all an act. Like we're just playing like somebody that killed somebody in a movie set because it's like we're living in a movie set, but I don't know.
maybe it's a play and we're just part of the play or something like that
wasn't he playing this yesterday too or am I tripping
I have went above and beyond out of my way for the past 15 minutes to explain
profusely over and over again that we tried to play this game three times
yesterday and it crashed but there was an update and I think it's fixed.
You think the update fixed and I hope it did.
There's the person that we killed.
We're still seeing his ghost for some reason.
RIP.
I'll let y'all know when we get to the park that it kept crashing on.
That's just insane, all right.
Cinema. Cinema.
Cinema.
That's what's making me think this is all the movie set,
and we didn't actually kill somebody.
I'm gonna call the story right now. We accidentally for real killed somebody on the movie set and we didn't get
Dead guys note
Dear Janice and two of your sisters, please express my deepest
Gratitude to mr. To mr. Redd and tell him how terribly sorry I am for insulting him at the party seven days ago
We killed somebody for insulting us at a party seven days ago.
I fully understand what a terrible mistake I made.
One week ago, and I sincerely hope Mr. Rev can find some pity for me.
He got shot by my Mr. Rev.
I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'm so hooo, sorry my friend
I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'll never, ever do it again.
So, Bob, this is another cutscene, right, right here.
So, this is where it crashed. We didn't get past this part last time, right?
Yeah, we could not get past this part last time because the game kept crashing.
So now we got to figure out what to do here oh yeah we need a code for this not sure what the code is let's look around and potentially maybe we'll find a code
271 did not try 271 yesterday
And it didn't work
E
Oh it did work
I think it's fixed. I'm so happy. Oh my goodness. I'm so happy. It's not a classmate. Let's go
This is cool
Oh
Hello
Anybody here
Three Musketeers Boulevard.
Hey, how's that even a dying world?
Don't lose the whole sevens free.
Oh, we need another code for this.
Loser in the end.
Is that me? I'm a loser in the end.
Let's go two seven one on one eye.
Nope, we gotta find another code.
why is there nobody here am I the only actor in this play you can always stalk
her right wait what you better relax what you talking about you need to be
thrown in jail buster because what are you saying seven three eight okay so
now I have a question how could y'all possibly know it's seven three eight
seven street three musketeers hateful H Street you know what's that sometimes
every now and then y'all do something smart
three seven eight
no it's seven three eight I'm tripping
Am I gonna win any other people?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hey!
Hey, come on, now.
Who, what's this?
There's two cops back here.
What's going on?
Oh!
They got the bleakies out!
So, you followed my clues.
I did?
What clues?
I don't think you're that smart.
Don't fool with me, you worthless piece of filth.
Who are you?
I'm Clint Eastwood.
That's what it says I need to know.
Yes, I'm Cleopatra. Nice to meet you.
What's wrong with you?
I just said that I don't like you. That's all.
Well, I don't like you either. Not a lot.
You're smart though. Others have tried our back there.
Try what?
I came here a few days ago and noticed that there are quite a few fancy graves laying around.
so I say we didn't take the good stuff if there is any split the goods and we're
on our ways
I should help you this is making no sense what is going on over here
oh you're gonna have to straight up kill me or I'm gonna time it
What is this?
Is this the Bible?
And then God said, don't you kids go around killing each other?
You hear me?
Okay.
He's the red.
Oh, I'm supposed to go back here.
Okay.
There's the guy I killed again, bro.
Gabe?
Who?
Gabe?
Who?
Gabe?
Gavin?
Who's Gavin?
He's the CEO of Steame.
Oh, yeah!
He's the CEO of Steame.
Oh, yeah!
I guess we digging up some graves for money. Mr. Krabs did it, so I'm sorry.
There's a gold necklace on that one. Got it! How you doing? I'm sorry for killing you again.
That's not a fault for real. My bad. There we go. Oh, there's another gold necklace on that one.
That's mine.
What you talking about?
We heard Robin Graves.
Oh, yeah, nothing on USI.
What you got?
Wait, there's nobody in this one.
They must have pre-ordered this one or something.
All right.
What's in this one?
Ooh, another gold net that you got spearwraithing
to stop, dude?
Can you even trust this guy?
Who is he, man?
I'm sorry for killing you again for real.
Uh, I don't know.
This doesn't seem like a good idea at all.
You're right.
Well, let's just hope the end is near.
What you mean by that?
Good job. Real good.
Yeah, I found a few things.
Going there against my rest. You deserve it.
Thank you.
What is this game? I don't know, but it's the best thing I've ever played.
I am a go knight knight, oh there's still memories of us killing that dude flashing in my head, um, what's this?
Oh dear rep, how sad was I when it had to depart last time?
You thought to let now a long gone day makes me really really sad.
I remember all the time I spent together knowing the lies I shared.
Hope to meet you soon now.
Dean, what are you doing?
I don't know Robert!
You shouldn't read someone else's letters, you know that?
I thought we were friends for a bit there go just go away. You're free. I've got police on my back
I have to run once again
Goodbye
We don't have much time left the story is about to end
And, however, we have a mystery here.
One, three, four!
You think you can solve it?
There is enough time for that.
There should be.
You might even hear something, you know?
What just happened, I do not know.
But am I glad?
Yes.
Wait, is there a puzzle here?
Oh Lord. Oh is this going to be in the order that I done stuff? So number one would be
He's blowing his head, smooth off.
No.
That can't be it.
Um...
I know. I know. I got it. I got it. I actually got it. I know what to do.
I'm so serious. I know what to do. I'm so serious. That's number one.
I sold.
That's number two.
Yes.
That's number one.
And then he started drinking on number three.
And then...
RRP and then somebody buried me.
I did it, I did it, 100% I did.
I fear, I fear that there's no way I was wrong. I fear it.
Maybe the grave comes first.
Oh, I got it!
She died. That's where the tombstone comes in, because she died. She died. Look, he buried her. He got sad.
Get some drake and end the hang!
Got it!
I refuse to believe this isn't right.
Oh, it is right! Okay, about the second!
A few more steps and you're out of this nightmare filled world.
What do you think about it, man?
I liked it, what about you?
It kinda grew on me. I started to like the setting and all.
Same, it is a vibe for real.
That means we've seen nice in the old characters I met here.
Yeah.
And you still have to run from all the crap about here.
Yeah, I gotta go now though.
I hear a police silence.
This is cool.
He can see both ways.
It's a cardboard cutout.
What's he really going to do now?
It's a cardboard cutout.
We're good, Jill, we're good!
He can see both ways, that's the problem, champ.
He can see both ways.
Claim.
Should I stay or should I go?
Okay, we gotta get the timing here.
We gotta go when he's there.
I can't hear y'all in the tracks top!
He lived alone.
I interviewed a few people from that building over there.
Michael said he lived alone in this funhouse type of community.
Owners' Abundance.
I'm hearing all of the sirens!
First time I've ever been to the city, I was coming.
The neighbor called us.
He went to the garage to get some wood some time after midnight
and heard a gunshot from the funhouse.
Well, it was pretty cold in my apartment.
So I decided to go down and get some wood.
Then I heard a loud thang.
I immediately knew.
My God! There was never an enclosure!
The time of death was March 7th, around 1.30 to 2.00 p.m.
What do you think?
Game of the Year!
It made absolutely no sense through and through, but was it worth the experience?
You better believe it.
Ugh!
Another one.
A. A. A. A.
Another one.
Another one bites the dust.
Okay, but this one is straight into void exit.
I just broke my wrist.
That was my regenerating move right there.
That's how I would generate.
That's also my real life.
I literally look at my window in real life and it looks like there's somebody standing
there but it is compensation on the outside of my window for being so human in the form
What are they purses standing there?
Why is none of the other ones like that though?
They're trying to bust up in here.
That's a phone, by the way.
You don't core with the five get it. Thank you core with the five get it.
You know, 10,000 bits from W.R.
Homes W. W.R.
Homes with the 10,000 bits.
That is crazy.
Oh my goodness.
Hey case, just thought this account after months of watching on YouTube.
Happy to join the live chat.
Feel like donating my favorite streamer.
Also, can you shout out my day one hated car?
Yo, what's good, hated car?
Shout out to hated car and pre-sage you homes for real W.
Homes, I'm pre-saging you for real thank you homes.
Let's go straight into the way to exit.
Not sure what that means.
This apartment building was formerly
an exclusive residential complex located in the city center
constructed during the 1980s.
However, five years ago, all tenants mysteriously abandoned their premises.
The premises, that's kind of creepy.
Rumors circulated that about a strange epidemic that had affected the area, though authorities
concealed the actual truth.
Oh my goodness, it was the G virus.
The apartment complex is now known as the ghost apartment among local community.
Junie and 23 year old boy, a 23 year old boy, big dog, that's a grown man, 23 year old boy,
what you talking about?
What's bro going to school?
He rented room 311 in this apartment due to his relatively affordable cost, obviously.
I see why the rent was so cheap.
Lord, we got cigarette butts all in the floor.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, I see what I'm written was so cheap.
In case I got to go to school to have an exam, goodnight. You really can't stay for this game.
You've been through this whole stream and why the hell are you gonna leave? All right.
Good luck on your exam.
I must head to the cafe.
It's my third shift today.
Wait, it's your third shift that you're working today
or you're on third shift?
We need to do this apartment.
It's crazy, bro.
I forgot the key.
Oh yeah, I need the key to get on right here.
Where the key to the apartment?
I don't see no key.
Where the key, man?
We've been in this thing drinking.
We just a toilet in here, no sink, no nothing.
Just a toilet.
Okay, where is the key to my apartment?
I don't see no key.
Che, I'll see you key.
Oh, there was a drawer there.
I ain't taking my phone with me.
Hi.
Off to work we go.
I know that's a nightmare, but it'll be alright Chad, don't worry.
Am I the only person that lives in this apartment?
This place always gives off an uneasy vibe.
Yeah, because you live in a haunted apartment because of what you expect to happen.
But the rit was cheap, so I can't blame you.
Oh.
Oh, Lord.
Ooh.
Uh-uh.
Yo, that is creepy. Locked maybe over the top security. So we have to go in here? Are you kidding me?
No, you got me messed up right here. I need flashlight. Dude.
If you gotta do all this just to leave your apartment building, you shouldn't be living here, bro.
This is wild.
I got a flashlight in here somewhere.
It's like a flashlight if you see a flashlight, only if you see it.
What about a phone? A phone I got a flashlight on?
Okay, I don't see no flashlight.
I don't think we got a flashlight in here, big dog.
Is it just me or is my vision going blurry?
Oh wow, mom, who ever said that right now?
It's raggedy! Oh my goodness!
Why is my vision going blurry?
This does not look the same it did.
Oh, it's because I was low on stamina.
Okay, there's just a body in here.
Are you kidding me, bro?
You're walking all over this?
You're getting all kinds of forensics going.
What is this?
day seven my research teammate has been infected we are research physicians from
the CDC assigned to this apartment we discovered strange parasites in the
apartment personal protective equipment PPE for sure is not enough to protect
us they come when we sleep the outside key is with my research team however I
cannot approach it as it is too dangerous I do not know what happened
I am hiding in this dark room that didn't work.
I can't tell where the center of my screen is, okay.
We're getting 25 in life.
Big dog, let this be your last day living in this apartment because what is going on?
Yeah, this sounds like a job for Chris Redfield.
100%.
I'm just trying to get to work, dude.
What am I doing here?
How long has this research been going on?
It's umbrella.
They're here too.
What is this?
Day 14, they learn.
That's how I would write that for real.
They learned.
That's a good one.
Learned.
That's a good one right there.
I like that one.
That's a good one.
Learned.
That's a good one right there.
Not gonna lie, I like that one.
Day 14, they learned.
They no longer attack while we sleep.
Now they're waiting on the wall, waiting for pray.
I don't know what's going on here, but I know it ain't good.
They learned too fast.
Another key.
room 315. Got it. What is that?
Chad, I'm scared. What's going on here? I don't want to get attacked by nothing. I'm the only resident here.
Room 315. There it is. Gigi.
Oh man, it is super dark in here. There's another body!
Bro, you need to move out. Everybody else here is dead.
Day 26, we're all dead.
What?
Yo, these notes are funny, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
I did day 26. We're all dead.
Man. Oh, man.
Day 26. Oh, that's 28, my bad. Day 28. We're all dead. Whoever reads this,
use the key to open the exit, get out of here before the creature completely takes over the
building. Well I wish I'd known all this for I moved in here. I'm not gonna make it out of here. I'm gonna get chased. What creature we talk about? I can't sprint anymore. What's happening? I need to move on to this place, buddy. Do it now. Oh I'm crouching. That's why I can't sprint. I'm scared.
Oh lord!
Hello there.
AHAHAHAHA!
The hell over there scared me!
He managed to escape.
To this day, no one knows what really happened in that apartment.
Who was that guy? That was cinema! We went three for three tonight!
So did that hello there creep anybody else out? Dude, that creeped me out. Seeing
something like a creature crawling at you and then like a clear human voice
It says well hello there. That is creepy dude. Yo game devs, that's a good idea right there and I'm gonna lie that can be
like a crazy looking creature that is like you a hello there. That is creepy dude.
Lord have mercy. Hey, W game gave it a year I must say and great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey!
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Pre-set all the gifty subs, don't know those bits, follows, and of course I pre-set all y'all for this hanging out, ayy.
Gonna have a good rest of y'alls night, have a good day tomorrow, I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, 11, alright?
Peace out y'all.