Dad got pop-ups man. Tell y'all. Pop-ups be killing me man.
You stopped it.
Good job.
you stopped it. Cheers. Yo was was wrong. Good challenge. Good
challenge. Good challenge. Good challenge. Good challenge. Good
challenge. Good people. Good ladies and gentlemen, I have
returned once more yet again. Yet again, once more yet again.
gray hoodie. I repeat. And I ain't gonna repeat it again. Okay? Gray hoodie,
bubble. Yo, ghost, noisy, uh, cray, sub, Katie, Yoshi, Batman, Mr. Vicky,
Sir, Chow, Mr. Sir, May, Dag, Saffy, JJ,
Human Buns, Meow, Anna, Bubba, Bubble,
Brittany, Makayla, Saj, Jesus, Nostalgia, W Subbers, man.
Precinct, y'all.
Chad, how's everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10?
Let me hear it.
How's everybody's day going?
on a scale of one to ten.
Case I don't like your Christmas tree.
What?
What is there possibly not to like?
What's wrong with it?
You know what? I'm moving. We're done.
It's over. I'm about to unplug it and move it. Right now, I'm done.
Sick and tired!
Of all these people crying!
About my Christmas tree still being up in March.
Early March at that.
vote on it, we have. The reason it's still up is because everybody wants it to still be up.
We just pulled it like a month ago. We could run another one though. Don't think I'm above
it. Oopsie with the five and with the 10 and Ward with the five. All right. Don't think
I'm above it. Should we poll to keep it alive or not? I know what the poll is
gonna say. It's gonna say yes, keep the Christmas tree up and everybody come in
here and be like, oh man, this dude, we're still got his Christmas tree up.
Hey, it ain't my fault, man. Everybody's still, I don't mind, but I think it
brings, I think it brings a cheerful vibe to the place. You don't need to be real
with you. I think it's cozy. So what? It's March. Well, that don't mean nothing.
Huh? What's that mean?
Cali with the five. I'm pulling. I'm pulling right now.
Let's go. Oh, there's already one. Look at that. Everybody vote on it. There's already a poll.
Look dude, I mean bro everybody wants the Christmas tree to stay up, bro
And this was a sneaky pole they didn't even get announced off real you know what I mean
It took me by surprise it was a quarter GG
What
Bam out of bio has 81 points. There's no way he has 81 right now
He's got 70 points.
Out of everybody in the world, bam, out of...
no way he has 83. How many points does he have right now? I was keeping track of it
before I got on. I'm like there is no way I'm seeing bam out of bio have like the game
of the past 100 years. There's no way he has 83. There's no way he passed Coby. There's
actually no way. Who is that? It's an NBA player mom that shouldn't be dropping 83 points.
Let's just put it that way. How many does he actually have? Oopsie with the kid. There's
There's no way he has 83.
Are you dead serious?
He has 83 right now.
Why do I see it?
There's no way.
Callie with the five.
He's taking 43 free throws.
I do not care.
You don't understand how generational that is.
And out of everybody in the league to do it, bam, out of bio, hello?
Seriously, how many points does he have right now, like I'm serious?
I can't see it anywhere.
I was watching it before I got on though.
You're dead serious, he has 83.
Like you're dead serious.
He beat Kobe's game.
Bro's own something.
I was watching it when he had like 60.
Lord have mercy!
Sea burn with the five.
How much time is left in the game?
It's over.
That is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Bro, just casually dropped the second highest scoring game in NBA history.
What on this planet earth just happened?
Wow.
That's unreal.
If you don't watch basketball, you have no idea how crazy that is.
unbelievable. That's unreal, truly. To put in perspective, I think LeBron James' biggest
scoring game he ever had was in like the 60s. The low 60s, I think. That's unreal. 61. The
most points LeBron James has scored in the game is 61. This dude just dropped 83. What
was Kobe's 81. I thought that was never gonna be broken again. The only time it's been close
to getting broken again was when Devon Booker dropped. How many dropped like 70s on?
Will Chamberlain? They probably just need to disregard that Will Chamberlain one because
there's no videos of it. I don't know, bro. There's no video footage of the Will Chamberlain one.
It's like literally a meme that there's no, there's no video of it.
Steph and Curry is better.
Okay.
That literally doesn't mean anything right now.
Congratulations, Steph and Curry is better than Bam on a bio.
That doesn't mean nothing. We're talking about a doot drop at 83 points.
What?
Like hello?
LeBron or Michael Jordan for goat? I don't know man. No matter what you say
you're gonna make people mad. Like no matter what you say between Michael
Jordan and LeBron James being the goat you're gonna make people mad. It just is
is what it is. But it's like if I'm drafting a team of like, okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
draft a team and I have to choose who to put on my team between Michael Jordan and LeBron
James. I'd probably have to pick LeBron. He's just bigger, stronger. It's just you, I'd
probably have to go with him on the team. Now, more skilled, it's like, you know, talk
about skill wise. You talk Kobe right there. What you talking about? Skill? Headlights with
the five. Thank you. What a disgusting take. It's MJ and it's not close. You seriously
said that LeBron James is not close to Michael Jordan. Bro, what are you smoking?
Of course it's close. He's not. What do you mean he's not? Michael Jordan's the best.
Cody's the best. I don't care. If the world too, this is always the analogy I use. If aliens came
to Earth and they had a laser beam pointed at Earth and they said somebody has to make a three-point
basketball shot. You have one chance to save the world. If you make the shot, we won't blow up the
earth. If you miss the shot, we blow up the earth. I go Kobe Bryant. He's got me. What
you talking about? I go Kobe on him. Now, realistically, the best bet would be Steph
I'm still go Kobe. Kobe would hit it. I don't care what nobody says. Kobe would hit that. You got me messed up.
He'd hit that all day. He passed. Yeah, but I'm talking about all time. Larry Bird, yo mom, let's be real here.
real here. Larry Bird was goaded, but co come on, Kobe different level. Kobe
different level for real.
Now Larry Bird was better. I don't know what crack your smoke and I really
don't. I actually don't know what you're saying.
Look at the stats, yo mom, I don't need no stats.
Somebody said Penny Hardaway.
But no, no, realistically though, if aliens, no, like real, I want to say Kobe for that.
But if aliens had a laser beam pointed at Earth and they were like somebody has to make
a three-point basketball shot or I'm gonna blow up the earth you'd probably
have to actually go Stephen Curry you probably actually would that'd be your
best bet that'd be your best bet we because it's price we'd be alive
would be good Amelia with the five thank you
all my favorite players retired though I still got one player he's my favorite
player in the league, Russell Westbrook. Man, I love me some
Russell Westbrook, man. Man. Man, I love me some Russell Westbrook.
Man, most athletic player, arguably the most athletic player
in NBA history right there.
Russell Westbrook just, just, just absolutely. Y'all in here
saying Westbrick, I guarantee if you won on one of them, you
wouldn't even have the ball for 10 seconds.
That whole Russell West brick thing is so stupid.
Russell Westbrook is legitimately like a top
top five point guard ever.
No joke.
Got me messed up.
Like actually
you better put some respect on them.
You better put you better you better put some respect on him
Top 10 point guard. No Russell Westbrook's top five point guard of all time
There's there's nothing there's nothing else to say he's literally top five all time
Give me give you a top five point guards of all time.
Stephen Curry's in there.
Actually Stephen Curry.
Stephen Curry is the best, the best, the best one of all time.
At this point, Stephen Curry is the best point guard I've ever lived.
It just, it is what it is at this point.
Granny Inspector with the five.
You got Magic Johnson coming in at number two.
Number three, I'd probably go Chris Paul, number three, not gonna lie, I'd probably
go Chris Paul on it, number three.
Number four, you'd probably go John Stockton, and then at five, I'd go Russell Westbrook,
not gonna lie.
Yeah, I would.
Yeah.
This dude just said Derrick Fisher.
Well.
Derrick Rose.
Dude if Derrick Rose never would have blowed his leg out,
he would have probably been the best ever.
No joke.
Actually, Alan Iverson, Alan Iverson was not a point guard, he was a shooting guard.
He was a very short shooting guard, but he was a shooting guard.
This dude just said Andrew Boget.
Bro, what you talking about, man?
Somebody said Bruno Mars.
Brutal Mars. That's a singer.
Kyrie Irving's better than who?
Chris Paul, you've lost your mind.
As a point guard? No. As a scorer? Yeah. Got me messed up. What you talking about?
Gee with the five. Thank you. Got me messed up. What you talking about?
To this day, I think the person with the best mid-range jumper of all time is Chris Paul.
No joke.
Do this day, the person with the best midi has got to be Chris Ball.
Got to be.
What you talking about?
Y'all done, man.
Y'all done here tweaking up here.
I can't talk basketball with y'all.
Y'all done to think tweaking.
What's y'all talking about?
Happy birthday, Ryder, with the five gifted.
Kevin Durant.
I like me some Kevin Durant.
to rank go to Sean Livingston at the best middie. Sean Livingston was good. Every time I think
of Sean Livingston though, I think of that time he snapped his leg. Oh man. Oh man.
Okay bet pre-sates you and the for the info w and the pre-sates you add in the thank you
um y'all hate to hear that gas yes hope everything is better for you I'm glad you're here a gaseous
thank you for a thousand bits as well John with the five thank you Carmelo Anthony brothers too
many brothers too many good ones man here here's the thing with basketball right when you're
We're talking like top players of all time.
It's hard to really say because so many positions do different things, right?
So you know, it's hard to say.
Different errors too.
Yeah.
Yeah, John Wall, bro.
John Wall was so tough back in like, oh man,
like 10, 12 years ago, John Wall so tough.
Man, John Wall so, so, dude,
you wanna know who one of the funnest people
to watch playing was?
Y'all remember Gerald Greene back in the day?
That was the highest jumping dude.
Oh my goodness, that dude Gerald Green was unbelievable.
That dude jumped his head, be at the ceiling.
Head, be at the ceiling jumping.
There's another one too, there was a short point guard
that played for the Lakers back in day.
Y'all remember Shannon Brown?
There was this little point guard
that played for the Lakers back in day.
This dude named Shannon Brown could jump like crazy too, man.
Dude, he'd be out there jumping.
Man.
Anyway.
Chad, what's y'all do today, man?
Y'all do anything today?
Y'all war with the five get that thank you.
You do not go to the gym.
Shut up.
You don't go to the gym.
Shut up.
You don't go to the gym.
Shut up.
You don't go to the gym.
Shut up.
You did not go to the gym.
Shut up.
No, you did not.
I'm tired of every time I ask y'all what y'all do today,
and y'all say the gym, I just immediately know y'all lying.
Stop lying, bruh.
Sam with the five and wore with the,
no, Sam with the ten and wore with the five.
Thank you.
Y'all appreciate that, uh, act,
I remember that game, appreciate you acts.
Thank you.
Bob Cousy, Pete Marovitch, Magic Johnson, Jason Williams,
some of the best point guards of all time.
Oh, I know you're 70 years old.
Bro said, Bob Coosie, Pete Maravich.
You've got to be about 70.
I bed-rod it all day.
See, thank you for being honest.
Like, I asked y'all what y'all did today.
A whole bunch of people said, Jim,
we had somebody being honest in here
said they bed-rod it all day.
What's your all-time starting five?
Okay, this will be the last little bit about basketball,
but that's a good question.
All time starting five.
Hold on. I know you're not to say Sean Marion, Clark. What you talking about? Um, hold on.
Last little bit about basketball here. Somebody just asked me what much the all-time starting
five was though. Hold on. You're obviously gonna start off with a point guard. All time
starting five. I might I might actually go. I might actually go Russell Westbrook with
my all time starting five point guard not gonna lie I might for real I would
probably go Russell Westbrook for my point guard y'all saying Steph and
Curry bro no I'm gonna have more shooting in there stop I would go Russell
Westbrook my point guard shooting guard I would go Kobe so there's some shooting
There.
Snare for your word.
I might go Kawaii learn it at small forward, not in a lot.
Y'all saying LeBron, no, I need some crazy defense.
I might go Kauai Leonard instead.
Because we're going to have plenty of scoring.
You know what I mean?
You're talking about making an all-time starting
five to win games.
You can't just put all the best on paper players, right?
K. So Kitty with the five.
No, you know what actually hold up a minute wait a minute hold up here
Wait a second
Look here you listen look here
Oh that's tough dude come on all time startin five.
Okay Russell Westbrook for point guard, Kobe Bryant for shooting guard, I would go LeBron
for small forward and then I would go Dirk power forward and then I would go
Tim Duncan at center all time that'd be that'd be that'd be it right there homes
with the five no Shaq I couldn't put Shaq in there because they just fouled me
couldn't make a free throw Tim Duncan make a free throw you know what I mean
that's just what it is. I would have put Shaq in there if the whole can't make a
free throw thing didn't count. Now Shaq shooting free throw, making free throws?
Oh, I'm throwing Shaq in there.
But yeah, that probably be, I think they would win most every game. I really do. I
I think they'd win, I think that starting five would win most every game.
Michael Jordan, bro, there's not enough room.
Who you gonna put Michael Jordan in the place of?
Who would you replace, who would you put Michael Jordan in instead of my starting five?
Kobe, then where's the shooting coming from? Just, just Dirk?
Like hello, no.
Kobe was a better shooter than Michael Jordan was, from three anyway.
three anyway. That's undeniable. Like Michael Jordan wasn't like a crazy good three point
shooter. That's just that's just literally the that's just what it is. Case is weird
chat names with the five. Thank you. Sixth man. Sixth man. I would go with the best
Sixth man that ever lived and my second favorite NBA player of all time the one the only Jamal Crawford
Shark boy with the five. Thank you. I
Go Jamal Crawford on everything I love I would for my six man
New Williams close second, but I like me some Jamal Crawford
Tell ya!
In case I quit my job to pursue my dreams of being a full time viewer, wish me luck,
that's what I like to see right there.
That's what I like to see right there.
That's what I like to see.
Kobe and Jordan's career 3.0 is literally 0.2% off.
You don't know basketball if you think Michael Jordan was even close to the 3.0 shooter that
he was please stop please stop please stop like stop man like what are you
talking about? Yo uh
yo happy 21st birthday Brooke I hate to hear that Brooke but happy
birthday Chachio Brooke happy 21st birthday happy 21st birthday Brooke thank
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Michael had better stats and gave better results.
Look it up, you're dead wrong.
I literally do not care.
Shut up.
I'm talking about Kobe Bryant being a better three-point shooter than Michael and Jordan,
which he was.
You over here looking at stats.
What are you talking about?
Who would you pick for the coach?
Greg Popovich.
Oh my goodness, that would be the best thing ever assembled right there.
They would never lose a game, ever.
They would never lose a game.
Never!
Matter of fact, no, I would be the coach.
I would be the coach, matter of fact, me!
Now I'm spilling all my ice everywhere, man, golly, y'all got me over here, dehydrated.
Over here all dehydrated got me drinking water, of course. I'm not drinking on no drink
I don't drink as you can tell that straight that straight water in there
Proofs in the pudding
Proofs in the pudding bubble, okay
Proofs in the pudding
Look at that
Proofs in the pudding
Hey, proof in the puddin'.
What'd you know about?
Oh, that was almost bad!
Woo!
You know what time it is.
Time to keep the shriek alive, chat.
Hey, my fault. Time to keep the streak alive. Somebody said, ooh, yeah, there's some people
that don't like water. There is some people that legitimately don't like water, bro. No
no joke. Matter of fact, I can guarantee you there's at least 500 people in this stream
right now that do not like water. Okay, Gigi's kids with the five, thank you. It's mid for
me dude it would suck not to like water chat bro water's so good we do a mix of
ranked and non-ranked should I go to keep the streak alive and regular and
then try to do ranked again I actually kind of liked ranked fall guys it was
kind of cool I got to do regulars to keep the streak alive though so I got to
do that and then if I get the regular win early I'll do some ranked action
Yeah, I will
Look another chat right here, you're so lazy, why don't you pick up your Christmas tree you buffoon like you're just literally rage-mating
We just voted on it
What is it
Shelly with a thousand bits
I can't love you YouTube videos my best friend's a big fan of yours. She wants you so much that she's currently procrastinating on finishing an
Analysis presentation that we both have to present at work on Thursday for our boss. She hasn't answered my text. Won't you let her live?
She's enjoying the stream. She ain't got to do none
Forget that presentation how about that?
Parker with the five. I literally had to make a twitch account for this. Could you please tell
it to finish it by tonight as it needs reviewed by tomorrow afternoon? Her name is Mocha Cat.
That was the viewer that won like millions of channel points like two years ago.
with the team. Thank you.
Yo, Mocha Cat, you can finish that presentation whenever you want to.
Just do it after the stream. If you're enjoying the stream right now,
you, you finish the stream and then you can do that presentation.
I ain't gonna sit here and tell you, you got to finish that right now.
You do, you, you do what you, what you do, what you do.
And then if you feel like you do it, but just after the stream, go ahead.
You know what I mean? I guess.
right? Yo, that's what's up,
Gaseous. Thank you. Locking it.
Mocha. Is that the same Mocha
cab, bro? It can't be.
Chad, it can't be, bro. You think it is?
That's crazy. If it is, for real.
I'm working a shift while under a tornado watch and it's hailing I hope everyone stays safe
yeah I heard there was some storm action going I hope everybody good
I gotta use the restroom real quick.
Lock in chat.
We're going to go for the streak and then if I get the streak early enough, I'm going
to go for a, I'm going to go do some right action again.
Lock in chat.
Lock in baby.
Lock it, baby!
Oh, yeah!
I don't want to get into my water real quick.
I'm running out of water!
Let's keep this streak alive!
Please!
Shake the shot!
Noo man, same thing!
Man...
Thunder with the five check let's go by some mushroom action bro it's not better than the
door it's only an uncommon it's only an uncommon bro whoo bro stop no get out of here check
I've been playing so good with the door.
I can't switch it up yet.
I literally can't, okay?
I would be like putting myself at a disadvantage
if I switched off the door right now.
You see what I'm saying?
Like I would be putting myself literally at a disadvantage
if I switched off the door right now.
Like that's just the facts of the matter.
Yo, Maddie with the 30 gift is subs.
Yo, give me some Ws for Maddie D. Luna
with the 30 gifted. Oh my goodness. W. Maddie for real with the 30 gifted Lord
have mercy. Appreciate that Maddie for real. Thank you, Maddie. W. Maddie,
champ. W. Maddie. Let's keep this streak alive. Maybe I can get my streak
secured early and I could do some ranked. Let's see.
Let's see W Maddie with the 34. I appreciate that Maddie. Thank you. Don't mean mad.
Let's go first game of the day is usually my best game of the day.
Let's go!
Come on man, the streak has to stay alive!
It must, why is it lagging?
I'm terrible bro!
I fell off!
I'm lagging!
Yep, this disgusting farm animal bag of chips is in here again. It's unreal.
You are such a pathetic bomb and it's sad.
Now you're worse than that, I don't know what you are, but it's bad.
Feel the disgusting,
humonculus.
Just rancid.
Feel it.
That's clean right there.
Not a lot.
Let's go.
Is this lobby lagging a little bit?
It looks like there's a little lag action going.
Maybe I'm tweaking.
It looks like the lobby's lagging.
Like just a tad.
just just a smidgen
It's the level that lags is it really?
Which server region are you dodging in? Why would I give up the sauce?
Huh
Why would why would I give up the sauce man?
What did this just oh man, you're so pathetic
No way like get a job do anything
I'm unbelievable.
I'm playing
I haven't won yet, not it's my first game alone.
Ronald Tuesday!
Where's Ronald Monday at? Like what?
Wait, it's Tuesday.
Do you have an account for every day of the week?
Imagine bro has an account for every day of the week.
That would be so tough.
Y'all remember that person that I saw that had like a day of the week in their name and
I grilled them or I cooked them because it wasn't the day that was in their thing may maybe Ronald actually is like fully
Committed to that like a if I show up. I'm gonna be it's gonna be on the day. That's in my user
Can I get a good hammer hit here? No, I can't I lost
Live by the hammer, die by the hammer.
by the hammer die by the hammer it is what it is bro it is what it is i probably shouldn't
have tried it oh my goodness what did i do now my percent chance of winning has plummeted because
first game on is usually my best chance to win so now every game after this is going to have a
like least better chance of winning. Yeah, it's getting bad. Yeah. Yeah, it's getting bad again.
Have I ever won my second game on? Has that ever happened? That's one of them chat. That's
just one of them levels, bro. You live by the hammer, you die by the hammer. Sometimes you get
good hit sometimes you know it just is what it is but did I have to go for it of course I did
yeah this lobby isn't lagging I'm locked
I'm playing on my mind!
the sandwich skin is tough dude the sandwich skin is tough not gonna lie bro the sandwich
skin is. So you know what, there ain't nothing like a good sandwich, bro. Like truly, sandwiches
is like, dude, sandwiches are so wholesome, bro. Like they really are. Sandwiches are
just wholesome, dude. They're like a staple. Like when you think of shaggy and Scooby-Doo,
thinking like a big old subway sandwich? They're just cool, man. Sandwiches are just
they're just I don't know something about them. They just they're just I don't know.
You know what I mean? Little skid mark with the five gifted.
What's the best sandwich sandwich with mayo, uh, uh, Swiss cheese and mushrooms.
I like me up.
I hate everything and everyone.
Slowly.
This is not good.
Make way, Bubba!
That's mine all day.
That's not reachable.
Don't you dare.
How you doing big dog?
Sherry Marie with the fire.
Let's go.
What did you say about a roast beef sandwich?
Roast beef has to have horseradish sauce?
What is that?
You know something else that a lot of people think is nasty but it's actually really good?
Y'all ever had sauerkraut with like hot dogs, bro sauerkraut with chopped up hot dogs, dude
I'm telling y'all man
Is it good it is good like for real it's good
good.
Chopped up like you make a pot of sauerkraut and chopped up a bunch of hot dogs in it.
My dad used to make that.
I'm a CHI! Awesome lesson!
I
Try bros. Yeah, those are good. Y'all ever had better chatters chat
Dude. Have y'all ever had better chatters, bro?
Dude. Oh my goodness. And here's the key when you're cooking like a hot dog or a sausage.
You have to cook it until it busts a little bit on the side. If you ain't cooking it
until it busts a little bit on the side,
you ain't really cooking it, bro.
God, lady, God!
Ronald Cunday with the five.
You ain't the real Ronald, too, Dave.
Hot dogs are nasty.
How?
How? How, man?
I gotta quit all that yelling, I'm almost passed out again.
I don't feel good.
Yo, there's a shooter here that comes down to a 1v1, just play it out with me.
Don't, don't jump off for it.
I sold. I sold the pattern. I
Lord have mercy, sandwich skin.
Why y'all all coming over here, brah?
I worked hard on this area.
You look up blue in it.
No.
No!
I
Let's be real though. I'm playing good. I think the streak is in good hands here. I
do. I think the streak is in good hands and I think I'm going to do it quick enough to
have time for some ranked. No joke. I think the streak is in good hands here. I'm going
to keep it a stack with y'all. Have you won today? I just got here five minutes ago.
That was my second game.
Was that my second or my third game?
Third or second?
Second game?
Oh, yeah, we good, bro.
Come on, man.
We good up in here.
What you talking about?
What was we talking about, though?
Oh, yeah, hot dogs, bro.
Dude, what's the best brand of hot dogs?
You think it's Nathan's for real?
Bro, Nathan's got bro.
Hot dogs, I'm not considering like Polo Sausages or not.
I'm talking about hot dogs.
Bro, it might be Nathan's, dude.
What is Nathan's?
I fear that I feel bad for you is what I fear.
Ballpark, those good too.
The brown hot dogs are way better
than the red ones by the way.
And it's weird, my dad prefers red hot dogs
to the brown ones.
The brown ones are so much better.
It's really not even close.
How much better?
The brown hot dog.
The good thing about hot dogs is,
well, you can really microwave them and they're still good.
Thanks, webroot, for doxing.
It worked out more have mercy work out
I can't tell you how many times I've microwaved like a better cheddar.
If you think a microwave hot dog is nasty, you're really not like an eater like that.
You're really not.
Microwave hot dogs are good.
Like they're truly good.
You microwave them long enough to get until they bust on the side, it's good.
It's literally all, like obviously if you do it on the grill, it's going to be a little
bit different because you got the grill taste, but a microwave hot dog is good.
It's just good.
You know what else is good in the microwave?
Corn dogs good for the microwave too.
Y'all ever have those Jimmy Dean like pancake, sausage,
corn dogs, bro?
Man.
Oh, man.
I'm gonna die.
That ain't it, bro.
No, you didn't know what what you do.
literally the best frozen food item I've ever had in my life. Have y'all had
pagoda egg rolls? I know you have, but the pagoda egg roll, mini buffalo chicken egg
rolls? They're pagoda egg rolls, but they're the mini ones and they're the
buffalo chicken. You're so good. Oh my goodness, if you've never had a pagoda mini
He buckled out chicken, oh my God, there's no,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
and I told my dad, I said, y'all won't stop,
go to Walmart for a sip, they got some.
He was just, they got none, I don't know why I don't carry him.
The music.
Takes you at the Congress to find one of those things,
but if you find them, dude, oh, I'm sorry.
Stop bumping me!
I'm dead serious though. That's not sponsored. I'm actually so serious. Who's in here's had
them for real? They're hard to get so probably not many, but I am dead serious right now.
the Pagoda mini, they're like they're not the regular size Pagoda egg roll
with it a mini buffalo chicken, oh my goodness.
And you put them in the air fryer, dude.
Oh my goodness, bro.
In the place I used to give him stop cannon at Walmart, ain't got them.
They're gonna give me the SWAT finals.
Dude, this is ridiculous, man.
My school has them cap.
It's actually a good thing that the grocery store used to get them from Quick Carein'
them because I wouldn't be here today if they didn't. I've been dead. But I'd have been happy
and dead. We might have went the wrong way.
That's all in my third game all in the streak is in no danger right now chat it is in no
no danger. That was a close one though. That was a close one for real. It was. Two dem
agro's man. Man. Man golly man. I'm never believing that you will never have a lot of
channel points I fear. The richest people in here are the believers by the way. Just
I am literally just saying the richest people in here are believers. No joke.
Hey, case I love to stream my friends Sabrina turn 17. So if you wish her happy
birthday, both huge fans from Carl. First off, thank you, Carl W. Carl and happy
17th birthday, Sabrina Chateau Sabrina. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Sabrina.
Do you like lizards? Yeah, lizards are dope. I really like lizards. Lizards are
really cool not not come Komodo dragons I hate Komodo dragons but I like lizards
We won't get back into that again.
I'm not falling.
Oh, big dog.
I am not falling.
If I ain't qualling, I'ma start squalin'.
What?
How y'all not know what squalin' means?
Squalin' means another word for crime.
Bro, y'all just don't know.
Man, y'all don't really know nothin', do you?
If I'm not walling, I'm a star squad!
That's hard!
We're there.
All day.
You mean squealing?
No, squaling.
If you're from the south, you know that squaling is another word for crime.
Like grandpa or something.
Hey, you better quit all that squaling.
I
Ballin that's goofy
Can't forget the L Monterey burritos purple bag those are yeah
The L Mon bro L Monterey is a legendary brand dude L Monterey got some bangers, dude. Oh
and like the burrito market and stuff bro El Monterrey is going
Dude they got like a man
the literal worst burrito in the game have y'all ever went to a gas station and
got the big, the big job bomb burritos.
Dude, I swear I can live out of the gas station.
The big old bomb burritos.
Orange, apple, watermelon grape.
Orange Apple watermelon grape cherry. Orange Apple watermelon grape cherry banana.
Orange Apple watermelon grape cherry banana.
That's easy, my English is wrong, my English is wrong.
People hate on gas station food, bro, but dude,
if this late night ain't nothing else open, bro, you can get some good stuff out of a gas station.
Bro, y'all ever had them hamburgers that come into like the little plastic wrap
that everybody hates on them and they got them like vending machines and stuff bro those are good
i don't care what nobody says they're good for what it is it's good
yeah the az burger yeah
man and the y'all ever had the fastbites too bro the fastbite chicken sandwiches man
It ain't healthy, but it may and let me tell you man
I don't go because of that.
This game's a garbage!
Let's go. Let's go. There was room there. Cheater, you're not watching the strain.
that was standing there, walked in and the only person that didn't call was behind me.
Are you stupid?
If they had all walked in, I would have still had one slot left.
Are you dumb?
They all still went in.
Godly, bro.
Y'all get, bro, I'm telling y'all, the doubters that be copin', y'all, y'all, y'all like,
y'all need to go back to school or somethin'.
Lord.
Actually gotta be dumb to think that I made it in because they will stand there when all
of them made it in anyway. Lord have mercy open the schools and this bag of chips is in
there. This bag of chips is going to wait till it starts spinning real fast and grab
me and get me killed and there's no avoiding it. There's no avoiding it. I'm dead.
Everybody on that platform might be dead, somebody's died.
All right, P.
I'm dead.
I imagine the platform that falls is what I'm over here.
Got a crossover.
I got a crossover.
What if that worked out it was?
That was the emote maker.
Come on man, this is gonna go the full way from this is gonna go the full way
R.I.P. Never mind.
I got grabbed by this disgusting, filthy freak.
Not you can play that game, bud. You're dead, I'm not. Such the suck, you disgusting creature.
You are terrible, and you will never even be half of the steal that I have in this game.
We keep trying! I don't even need my shooters, if I can do it myself!
You awful permit!
Some of the Earth... just creature!
Still alive, ain't I?
Still alive, and you ain't!
This is torrential!
How'd I get knocked over right there?
Did you see that?
I'm gonna get knocked over.
How is the flower still alive?
Someone has died.
What?
When you're a cheater, you gotta be a cheater.
It doesn't matter, I'm still getting my dumb.
I'm a shield, get my gun!
Even with the hacker facts.
sure don't refund when the hacker helps you I'm just banning you because you're
actually too stupid to watch I unironically just banned you that was
the stupidest thing I've ever read what did that hacker do for me the hacker
literally did nothing but survive itself what did it do for me what was it a hacker or was
Was it lagging?
Because all I saw was multiple times, was it like getting hit repeatedly and like flying
in the air and TPing back?
It was just lagging.
Check if Cloudy won.
Chat, the streak is alive
and I think we got time for some ranked.
Oh man, look at that.
Look at that right there.
Oh man.
Only Goober's believed, believed and got paid.
CB3 of course, KF of course, Rob of course, okay.
I'm seeing a pattern.
Hairy, oiled up body, oh here.
Alright, let's watch some money.
Know what now, before I run ranked, I want to go for a two in a row real quick.
Before I run ranked, I want to go for a see if I can do a two in a row.
You know what I mean?
Just to see. Just to see.
What was that? That was Miku emote. Miku stay on them emotes.
Bros addicted. Yeah. Like I said,
at least it ain't drugs or something bad.
Like, like I'm addicted to like Robin,
like a storm or you know doing like fentanyl could be worse so what it's a
fall organized addiction right I said I'm gonna go for a two-peat before I do
ranked I swear some of y'all I swear some of y'all just ain't lished into a
I love this map.
Man, whoever does not be off.
Man, so somebody controls the frogs, dude?
This whole operation is going to come crumbling down epic games.
YOU ARE TUNED!
Notice how I get that right when I was about to walk up, do it?
Look, somebody's controlling the spinning thing, too.
Somebody's controlling the ride now, we already knew that.
I'm insane!
I bounced off the top of the thing!
What was that?
Oh!
What was that?
I have a hundred dollars on you to win.
What, you got some friends over?
Y'all just like throwing money on the table,
betting on my Fall Guys games?
That sounds like a good,
that sounds like good time right there.
I'm going to have a case of Fall Guys party.
Hey, that's not, you know what?
That's a good idea.
I messed with that.
We're going to go gamble on the Fall Guys.
There's a party up in there.
So somebody has the skin I was gonna get now, I don't want it anymore.
I've never saw that gold skin behind me until just now.
I'm dead.
Okay, we're dead.
You know, some things in life just don't make sense.
And that right there is one of them.
So is that.
Beat me!
Yes
Cheating this isn't a qualify before a certain amount thing then standing there y'all they're actually so done. It's unbelievable
Are you talking about the flower being a cheater?
Oh, the flower?
I still met when I was in.
Well, I do apologize for misunderstanding.
Hey, case of my best friend, Olive's birthday.
Soon you're in favor.
Can you give her a happy birthday message?
Yo, happy birthday, Olive.
Chateau Olive.
Happy birthday, Olive.
Bro, why is my cup split?
Bro, look!
I
Just
I've been watching sister bring trials. You can pull me up cap
February 27th of 2023. Oh my goodness. You were not lying Jacob 4901. Wow you are an og
You've been watching said I had like a thousand viewers. That's crazy
February of 2023 I had 2,000 viewers. Wow bros. Oh gee. That's crazy
I've been watching since 2021, big dog, I was working maintenance in 2021.
I
My stomach hurts.
My hate glass ball, man!
I
Won't have to jump down throw the ball and flew off the map. I've been there though I've been there, bro
that's all right that's all right maybe that was calling but it was funny all right let's do a
little bit of ranked and then we'll go to spooky action let's do a little bit of rank see if I can
climb on the diamond three don't play with me I'm a clown to diamond on you know what I mean
He's a good guy.
What is he?
Say goodbye to me, Coon Chat.
W Shooter General.
You can hit him with a E-Mote real quick for you, Bounce.
Hit him with a E-Mote.
There it is.
Clean.
Lock in.
Oh, my voice.
Oh.
My voice messed up again.
All right, my current rank and
Fall Guys ranked modus rookie too.
But yesterday was my first day
playing it. So it is what it is.
And I actually I played what I
played two or three ranked games
yesterday. I think I played.
I think I played two ranked games
yesterday, right chat and I did
pretty good in both of them.
So, yeah, what is this spooky slingers?
What?
You know, you like what somebody like pronounces the what to add emphasis to it like they put
an H in it?
They're like what?
That's hard.
Like what?
Like a.
like what like a I just crashed your car what it's like that age goes before the
I'll get it it's spooky because of spider web well this box yeah I'm getting
I'm demoted.
Whoa, some of the creative maps is just a whole bunch of stuff thrown together.
It's like a, it's like a, ahhh.
You know what I mean?
I'm assuming the spiderwebs throw you, slow you down.
That's the most useless swing I've ever seen.
I'm crawling though!
Wait what?
This one's by the Fall Guys team? Wait was it really? Oh my bad. Actually no, forget y'all. Y'all ain't got me no band button yet.
Where my band button?
Oh, this one was pretty cool yesterday.
Towards the end it got a little difficult, but no, I messed with this one.
Blacklist button, you know what, not even a band button, just a button that I can press
on people that grab me and say, never get in my lobby again button.
You know what I mean?
need for real.
Block, I don't think it works.
They say it don't work.
Look at that, it's getting blasted.
I
Want me a roast beef
No, you know what we're here by now a ham sandwich with cheese and mayo
Fake ham though, not real ham, fake ham.
Y'all know the Oscar Meyer ham?
And with the yellow top and it comes with the cheese in the ham?
Have y'all ever had that?
The Oscar Meyer ones?
And it's like a little square piece of ham with the cheese in the ham.
Oh man, Hank!
We're so made up!
Oscar Meyer!
Let's go!
I said I see some people say it's nasty bro those are not nasty get out of here
yeah I'm obviously smurfing in this rank I need to be promoted already they
need to skip me to like diamond for real which motor you playing ranked what is
this. You have the appetite of a Walmart shopper in your pajamas so you're above that so you're
better than people that do that. Okay. Okay, cool. What you need to dress up to go to Walmart for,
I don't understand. Purple with the tan. Ranch instead of Mayo on a ham and no get out of
What?
Almost unlocked some new tech right there.
What is this?
Lord help me.
Yeah, I'm not walling.
I'm literally in last.
What a stupid map.
Wow, this is garbage.
What is this?
Dog, just becume it.
I got the second to last spot.
There's only one spot left.
I got the second to last.
How?
Because I make up for it.
When I can.
Bustard and Mayo on the same sandwich?
Dude, they stand at the end and let you qualify.
If you're stupid, just say I'm stupid
instead of typing that and making it obvious.
There was slots left whether they were standing either way.
It is not a hard concept to grasp.
How dumb do you got to be?
This sandwich is gonna hot my nightmares I've seen this sandwich
Yeah, y'all missed with hot mustard, bro.
Dude, you get some chicken nuggets with some hot mustard.
I'm crazy with it.
I like hot mustard for real, bro.
Man, it's all lean, man.
Look at this simpleton under me!
Bro, everybody hates you, I promise.
Everybody hates you.
You're never invited anywhere.
You really can't even compare it to us.
This is not good at all.
I'm delirious.
I'm dizzy.
I think I'm going catabolic.
I am not living this
That's when you don't eat an else and your body starts eating muscle because it doesn't
You have to be like that, Source.
You ain't never going catabolic. I've almost been catabolic before.
Wow, congrats Lof, get a new Sally.
One more ranked game.
One more ranked game for real.
Yo Lof, you need to get a new Sally for real, that sucked.
I don't know what that Sally was, I did not mess with that Sally at all.
That Sally was mid.
Chad is the best silly that one that Trenton had with like the sidescroll
Mario type deal bro that thing clean I didn't get that
all right another ranked game let's go I thought that was me for a minute playing
That's crazy.
Oh, I like this map.
I didn't s-
This game never awards the good players, man.
Oh, I'm lagging.
Oh, I'm mad again.
Yep, he downed it.
I almost got first-rounded in a rookie rank game.
I almost got first-rounded in rookie rank.
Got the last spot, that's bad.
That's pfft, that's bad.
Ah, Lee.
Besides, though, I call...
humans really will make up for short terms for every word
25!
What's another one?
Sally! Yeah! Sally for celebration!
Tony for tournament.
Doodoo for Dookie.
Oh
Damn for developer right
Why is nobody dying, man?
It's not suspect it is the main sus is short for suspect
It can literally be either one of those what are y'all talking about?
It can either be suspicious or suspect.
I've always thought it was suspect.
is an adjective, I don't know what that means, but you're wrong.
It's just everybody in the way, man.
You gotta be kidding me!
Don't you lose or wait on me until they get me.
Shout out to Prince right there!
Brits.
Why y'all let this thing crawl?
Don't let it crawl.
Do not let it crawl.
Kill it.
No, you don't get to crawl.
You've been grating me the whole game.
You are not crawling.
All A L R for all right.
Yeah.
That's another one.
Yeah.
Yep, for yes.
There's a short for everything.
right with the five. Thank you.
Yo, I appreciate that. Uh, Gabby, thank you. Hope you're doing good, Gabby. W. Gabby.
I appreciate you, Gabby. Thank you. Back to back on this one.
No is short for nope.
So
the gray dinosaur and the blue skin have just been doing it.
Nothing but harassing me the entire game your family does not love you. There's no way they do because you are truly
Oh my goodness that was crazy, bro
You're master, you're master boarded by the way, what rank am I real quick?
Let me see what rank I got to.
He went from rookie two to rookie 350 LP today, baby.
We went from rookie two to rookie 350 LP.
One more.
All right, last one.
We'll do one more.
Last one on everything I love.
No joke.
That'll be three ranked games on the day or is that two or is that three right games two or three?
Oh yeah.
We good?
Dude I want this map!
Who just hit me?
Who?
Let's see if it...
Shat this map, golden block!
Is that me, girl?
Oh my goodness, I suck!
Crazy win!
We're there.
All day, we're there.
Hey, all day.
All day.
You know, when for my birthday, we got the streets alive.
We got the winning regulars.
We did three right games just the third one.
Yo, that's crazy. Thank you.
Okay, so you're looking at listen to Zach Brian, I'm not sure who that is
But no
How do I get that?
I just turned him with the K-Zo classic right there.
Look at him copying me.
Cattle!
I will reach over and ban you mid game do not play with me come on relax when it's literally
follow guy it's like hello yo vibe events with the 20 get the W vibe events with the 20 get
that I appreciate that Vibe Vents. Thank you.
W Vibe Vents with a 20.
Well, I want that spicy cup noodle skin, Chad.
Well, I want that spicy cup noodle skin.
That thing that was grabbing me died.
Karma does exist, who next to him?
Oh, ho ho!
Let's go!
Man, Chad, not only is there a cup noodle skin, there's a spicy cup noodle skin, bro.
That thing is crazy.
Yeah.
That thing, that thing, that thing, that thing, that thing, that thing, that thing.
Yo, Vibe vins with another 50 gifted.
W Vibe vins with another 50 gifted.
Pre-save that Vibe vins with the 50.
Lauren Hill mentioned, wait what about that was Missy Elliott?
Wait what?
That wasn't Missy Elliott!
I WOULDN'T MISS THE HELLY IT!
Beat me with a paddle with holes in it, so it gets extra wind resistance, so it's worse.
I mean not resistance whatever it is when travel
why am I over there looking at chat or even done going on in there just some slop anyway
over there looking at it why so I'm falling I could
Oh, this is the worst map I've ever played in my life.
Oh my goodness, what is this?
Why is this in rank?
Climb it!
Kill me.
Thank you. I didn't want to play that now.
Let's see if I ranked up a little bit though.
Let's see if Miku still in. We got to see if Miku wins.
Do a prediction on Miku. Will Miku win?
We're going to spectate the rest of this that we're getting on spooky time.
Let's see. Let's see if the shooter general...
Uh-oh!
Let's see if the shooter general...
Me too left the game.
Yeah, we found that.
Actually, no, I'ma see if the spicy noodle skin wins.
I
Know
That's noodle skin clean. Oh, man
Bro, I want me a noodle skin dude. No joke, bro
Like I want me a noodle skin
Especially now that I see the spicy noodle skin bro. I want I want the man somebody got trade me an account
How much you want for it? They ain't gonna ban us. Oh
Just just let me buy it. I
Got you with $15
That's a good deal.
15
Ask the devs. No, they obviously don't care
Lock in you already know what's
I think we're doing about passed out again for like the fifth time in two days
It's spooky time up in this game, buddy.
Hey, I fear that it is spooky time up in this game, Buster.
who dis like it's gonna be good at night the nurse you best get you a guy be on
up in this thing what you talking about you best get you a guy beyond
huh gotta use the restroom lock in
Yo, I'm into my women, don't forget about the thing
This is not the most it came, yo, it's about the thing
I feel real good when I'm with you
And let you shot in the head, yeah, yeah
I put him up, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I get it, get it, get it, get it, yeah
Three reasons you were looking for your friend
The one you never had and never called you again
Remember when he told you he was about to avenge your man
That's what I like doing with him, pick it up and look at friends and be there
How you think you gonna be gone for 10, what you wasn't
you
I
Bought man forgot what 2k that was in
What 2k was that in was that 16?
Was that a 2k 16 man?
I remember the time I played 2k 16 that song, 2k 15.
I remember the time I played 2k 15 that song came on.
That began.
Croak!
Hope you got you a diaper, you don't know, because it's spooky time.
This game is, at night, the nurse.
We got any nurses up in here?
How many nurses we got up in here?
I know there's at least, there's at least one.
Bro, I spilt my water, man.
And I messed up about it.
I'm not happy that I did, but it's OK.
Yo, Dane with the tea gifted, thank you.
Don't lie, bro.
We good.
Pediatric nurse, what's that mean?
Let's go.
At night the nurse.
Why is there a delay on the mouse?
What's going on?
Yeah, you already know we're going to high graphics quality star for systems.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
oh yeah let's pre-fire the sins of tibia let's go like right here we're pre-firing it lock in at night the nurse
pediatric nurse is a kid's nurse okay based on a true story wait a minute
Hold up!
Take a breath, Nip.
I like Nips. You like Nips?
You're watching at night.
I guess.
watching at night. I mean, it's it's night. I was kidding. We share horrifying stories
that will stay with you long after the screen goes dark. I hope not because that's a little
creepy. We invite people who survived events. They were never meant to survive. Today's
guest will share what happened to her in a bloom ring hospital where she just got hired.
Oh kid is based off a true story.
Could you please introduce yourself and tell us your story?
Of course, Emily Collins.
Let me Google that name and see if there's like a story related to that. I'm about to fact check this.
Not celebrity popped up.
Based on a true story.
I mean, yeah, they probably didn't use a real name though, because you can't, you know what
I mean?
That's probably what they did.
First of all, thank you for having me here tonight at night.
Oh, that's the name of the show.
My name's Emily Collins, and I barely survived death.
I don't wish what happened to me to happen to anyone else.
That's precisely why I've decided to accept the invitation and appear on the show.
We all really appreciate that, Emily.
No, you don't, Bradley.
You just want views on your TV show.
don't appreciate her. Bradley, okay? That's all you want. Yeah. In this world, being a
woman is too difficult already. Could you please elaborate? I mean, as a young woman,
it always feels like you're being watched. The stairs, the whispers, oh, this is gonna
It's gonna be like a stalker story.
Uh-oh.
It's gonna be creepy.
We played a stalker story game before.
What a thing.
Bro, stalker's so creepy.
Bro, why you gonna stalk somebody?
Like, bro, why don't you go home?
What you stalking somebody for?
The stairs, the whispers, you feel them everywhere.
On the street, at work,
even in places that are supposed to be safe.
That's true, Emily.
It never really goes away.
You learn to push it aside to pretend it's not.
That's why you carry that.
Somebody walk up and talk, yay.
Oh, what did you say?
Scrape.
God, it's tore something in my arm.
I have a regenerative ability anyway, I'll do that.
But the problem is, sometimes you push too far.
You start ignoring warning signs, red flags you normally notice, convincing yourself it's
just normal.
And that's when things get dangerous.
You always got to keep that head on the swivel it all started when I got hired at bluenine
hospital.
People creep chat you got to keep that head on the swivel bruh no joke never assume the
the best, as sad as any is to say, you gotta assume the worst.
Is that an umbrella logo in the car?
Umbrella.
I guess we're on our way to work.
way to work this kind of a vibe though um car sound ready I was driving to
Bloomberg hospital where the hospital at the middle of the woods where ain't no
payment my friend Evelyn worse there and gave me a referral
well thank you Evelyn for the job
Did I say Bloomberg?
What is Bloomberg?
He received a new message.
Notice how I stopped the car.
I'm not texting and driving.
I can't, I can't move it.
I can't see it.
Let me go right here while I read the message.
Let's read the message from Evelyn.
That's a lot of reading.
Never mind.
Okay, they're just generally talking.
Um, got to a fight with my ex who have been paying off my debt now, mom.
If I don't pay up, they'll take my house.
Not asking for a handout, just a referral.
Oh, so that's what we were selling Evelyn and Evelyn.
God, it's a job.
Who is blowing my phone up?
Yo, Eric, what are you doing, bro?
So this is all you care about. You never asked what I wanted. I had enough. I'll wait for
you to pack your stuff and get out in the morning. Honey, hello? I just want to be with
you again. No, there's no way. You're just so selfish. You only care about yourself and
you turn everything to be about you. Wow, she ate them up.
Honey, I really love you. It's a big step.
Why this house is going to be and going in debt together, you should reconsider.
Together, this debt is under my name only, because you refused to sign it under yours too.
That was a huge red flag I should have left back then.
Oh, man.
This is not a healthy relationship, especially when you cheat on me multiple times!
Multiple!
You know I can't pay the debt on my own and I have to stay with you.
Force me to stay with you and extremely manipulate.
There were so many red flags but I couldn't see them at the time.
I have to stay with you force me to stay with you extremely manipulative. There were so many red flags, but I couldn't see them at the time
There's one to be loved back so selfish Eric you cheated multiple times, but
You're back at it again shipping the conversation to be about you don't text me again
What do you mean don't text me again? I'm obsessed with you. Okay, that's weird. I
I literally can't live without you. Okay. Yeah, that's weird for real
It's true I cheated and I apologize when I changed
For you cheated once that's GG forever. I don't know what you're trying to talk about
That ain't something you say my bad and you get better from I'll care if you change we done
That is a guaranteed
Ender right there
Straight up.
You're a cheater.
Somebody you trying to change, give him another chance.
I don't know what to do if I can't be with you.
And then he started boiling her up, talking about,
that's a threat right there, look at that.
You'll see, that's a threat.
Call the police on.
What's her name again?
Emily?
We're straining water.
Bro, sometimes that ain't even enough, man.
That's the sad part.
There's people so crazy like this dude right here, restraining water or not, is willing
to go to jail for life just to do something bad to somebody.
That's crazy.
Especially over on break it up when you cheated.
Come on with your man.
What you doing, bro?
That was straightening all right now,
but a piece of paper that do come knocking on the door,
you best have that boogie tucked.
Where is this hospital at?
This road is not paved or nothing.
Lord, join the war for us.
Yo, this car sound like I'm about to blow up.
What's that sound?
A looming hospital.
It doesn't say how many miles.
Surely we're almost there.
Weird.
The wooden side is crazy.
Bro, ain't nobody goin' to his hospital.
Maybe there's some life somewhere, that is crashed.
Oh, I said Blooming Hospital, it's Blooming Rain Hospital, my boy.
My car's still running, we still don't even run it?
Alright.
I like the music.
Okay.
Evelyn agreed to teach me the ropes once I get inside.
Well, W Evelyn.
She set us up with a job knowing we're in a bad spot.
Thank you, Evelyn.
We just gotta do something about Eric, though.
I hate creeps.
I hate creeps, too, though.
Why can't you just let people live in peace?
Why are you gonna stalk her for?
Like, go home somewhere.
You need to be locked up.
How you doing?
Are you Evelyn?
Thank you for a job.
Oh, that's Evelyn.
W Evelyn.
it. Yeah, it was a long way. Yeah, it was a long trip. Longer than expected. Great.
What you mean? Great. That's not really okay.
The first floor is mostly maintenance and storage. So you usually won't need to go down here.
But I see, I see a vending machine behind you know, so I will be going down here.
Okay, Evelyn, you got me messed up.
Now, let me show you to your desk on the second floor where you will do all your work. Okay, you'll chat Godly, man. Oh my goodness, bro.
Follow me.
Thank you, Evelyn.
Am I gonna have to do some cleaning? I'm not the janitor, right? I mean, that's cool. I don't need a job that's that much responsibility.
If anybody else is getting a weird vibe from this hospital,
look kind of haunted.
It's a little dark.
Yo, Evelyn, I don't see nobody in here.
Evelyn!
Oh my bad. I'll give you a quick run-through of what you'll do.
You will be working as a nurse responsible for attending to patients and helping them feel
comfortable and cared for. Somebody gonna die. I'm a nurse. Me? Somebody gonna pass away.
Somebody talk about I got a headache. I'm gonna accidentally give them like. I'm gonna
inject them with something they gonna pass on. Oh, no, I might need to be sweeping floors
for real. I got no experience. First, wear the nurse uniform to start to shift. Okay.
You will find your uniform over there. Then come talk to me. Okay. Thank you. I like that
the neck of something clean.
All right, boom, got the uniform on.
Oh, duty.
Okay.
What is this?
Can I play a computer game?
Oh my.
I thought I could play again.
I thought it was hitting G to like play a game, okay.
Second, when a patient calls for assistance, the device on the desk here will light up
and start beeping.
Okay, that seems easy enough.
So device on desk will be when somebody needs help.
Okay, got it.
Third, you will then need to go to the appropriate ward on this floor to check on the patient.
Okay, got it.
The patient ward is right behind the sliding door.
Okay.
And lastly, there are multiple patient rooms, so be sure to check each one.
Got it.
Oh, and I almost forgot.
A small indicator light above each bed will show which patient has called for you.
Okay, W instructions for real.
Okay, so now let's start with the first patient.
I'm not ready for this.
Godly, man.
What is wrong with y'all, bro?
It don't matter who was on the screen, bro.
It's just all the way, yo, bo-gah, where you at?
Go to them now, I'll check, I'll check to my patients on the 4-4 on it, but before you go, yes, be careful, thank you.
Sometimes it gets dangerous around here.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Are you trying to scare me?
I'll get back to work, have fun.
Evelyn, what do you mean?
Which...
Wait Evelyn, you didn't explain which patient it is!
Oh lord, I'm fired.
Somebody need some help?
It's my first day on the job.
Ooh, I can't do this.
I'm nervous.
Ooh, no, I can't work in here.
This is creepy.
Is there people in here?
Excuse me?
Is there people in here?
Dude, I'm scared, bro.
Why is it so dark?
OK, nobody's in that room.
Anybody in this room?
Nobody's in there.
Oh.
Oh, did you call for help?
Okay, lock in.
Lock in.
Howdy, sir, did you call for help?
What you got, a broken foot or something?
Attend to your first patient.
Oh my goodness, I killed him.
I just broke his left, his right arm.
That right arm does not look right.
Did I just break his arm, turn him over?
I just broke his arm.
Have a good night.
Dude, I gotta use the restroom again.
I've been drinking too much water because I'm healthy, bro.
I remember getting some coffee.
Okay, where the coffee machine at?
Okay, you know what?
This job is like kind of chill for now.
But the vibe in here is creepy.
Is that the coffee machine right there?
Let me make some.
That looks like a coffee machine, right?
Ooh, OK.
Do you want us to wait for a patient to call?
I guess we're gonna have patience.
Is he gonna be like this all night?
Anybody that's a nurse,
is it always somebody beeping like all the time?
Those are everybody nice.
We're like nobody's beeping.
Okay, it's not him. I think he's dead. What is this? Oh, that's the bathroom. Who's calling me?
Who's calling me? Oh, Lord, they're dying!
Evelin!
Comically with the five.
It's not you because the light's not on, but there's no other rooms!
Evelin.
I can't text her. Oh man.
Room one bed in the corner. You're right.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for the delay. Hello.
I'm so sorry. Oh.
I'm in pain, really great pain.
I need more morphine to ease it please.
Am I allowed to do that?
Do I got certification to do that?
I can't sleep without it.
Okay, just hang in there for me.
I'll go grab it.
I'll only take a minute.
All right, I'll be right back.
You're very pretty, you know that?
Bro, you on death's door.
Talk about, man.
Just looking at you eases my pain slightly.
Okay, yeah, no, oh, no, you, yeah, no, I'm about to get you no more.
I'm about to go get you some anesthesia.
Hypnotizing.
Sir!
Behave yourself, facts.
I'm not sure how this is relevant to my job, so let's keep it in mind.
So let's keep it civil, okay?
Yes, you cooked them.
What do you say he wanted?
He said he wanted anesthesia.
Is there a storage room where I get stuff from?
Dude, Evelyn didn't tell me nothing.
Is that morphine right there?
That's gotta be morphine.
All right, I got you morphine, big dog.
Hook it up!
I stopped somebody's oxygen tank, Lord have mercy.
I'm so sorry whoever oxygen tank this one is good, don't let none get used.
Is there a storage room with some morphine?
Sir, you got any morphine in here?
Lord have mercy, a serotonin. Maybe he's at the front desk. Let me go to the front desk.
Lord.
This thing still, all the way down, stands to the storage room to get a morphine shot to inject it.
Oh, it's a shot?
I'm about to get fired, dude.
You know, he can wait a minute.
I gotta use the restroom now.
I'll be right back for real.
He's right again!
Hold on!
You think you're still alive by now?
All right.
We're good.
Okay, downstairs, grab morphine.
I ain't cut out for this job, it's too stressful.
Okay, morphine, information desk,
is there a storage room?
That's the elevator.
On everything I love, I wash my hands.
Evelyn didn't tell me where they store the morphine.
Is this morphine?
Morphine.
This place is so disheveled, it's insane.
This place is not up to like safety standards.
Is it Box of Morphean?
Lord Evelyn, can I text Evelyn and ask her where Morphean is?
Why does it look so creepy in here?
storage this cannot be up to standards
hopefully it's got a hopefully it's got everything in it taking his back up top
Am I good nurse chat be honest? I feel like I'm doing good. I'm doing my best. Anyway, that's all that counts
I'm doing my best
I'm trying they go back upstairs morphine
All right
It's my fur again. It's my first day on a job, bro. I'm trying
We're good. It's getting cool so far.
They saw the true story too, that's crazy.
Alright sir!
Got you morphine right here!
Lock in!
I think I need it no more.
Have a good night, sir.
Just doing my job.
I headed to my desk and waited for any patient to call.
That's not safe.
I mean, look at this place.
just join in the club. All right, let's hang out and wait for, uh, wait for somebody to call.
Hopefully when I'm getting no calls, hopefully we can just sit here and chill. You know what I mean?
Maybe we can just sit here and chill.
Did you roll the coma patient? Oh, that dude was in a coma? Yeah, I did earlier. Yeah, I rolled him.
Wow. We'll do it again now.
Okay Evelyn, you know more than I do.
I just did it though, like I just did it.
Didn't I just do it?
I don't know if I should roll them again
cause I already snapped his arm when I rolled them
the first time, look at his arm, I snapped that thing.
All right, so we gotta re-roll ya.
Okay, you good?
Yeah, you good.
Okay, that arm, that arm looking good.
Yeah, you're good.
All right, sir.
Have a good night.
I then went to the bathroom.
Okay.
Do y'all remember where the bathroom was?
I remember where the bathroom was.
He's scared.
Yeah, he might be gone.
He might be gone.
No lie.
I'm just doing what I got to do though go to the restroom real quick this is
very ominous there might be a spooky dookie you remember that game
there we go got that done yeah I've got a feeling something bad about that
Keep it cleanly up in here, I am a nurse after all.
Alright, let's go.
You mean to tell me, there's no generator in a hospital where there's life support systems?
50 people just died.
The lights went out that day.
I used my phone to light the way and also contact Evelyn.
What happened?
The power went out.
I don't know.
What do we do?
Go home for a day?
Don't worry, the backup generator is working in supply to sliding doors and some light,
but not the elevator.
It means I can't get down to you using the elevator, which is the only way from here.
So you're stuck up there.
That's not a good sign.
Yeah, but don't worry.
Just go to the first floor and turn the main generator back on.
Could you do that?
I'll try, hang in there.
I'm hearing noises.
Dude, a hospital with no power.
That is so creepy.
Okay, downstairs.
Turn on the generator.
I am scared, dude.
Oh my goodness.
How's the other buildings got power in the hospital? No, I went down to the first floor to restart the generator
Okay, I gotta find a generator
Okay, I don't think it's any of these
Chess something ain't right with his hospital
Looking for a generator room. Generator in here maybe? Nope.
There's a button on the generator yet to press it to restart the lights.
didn't take that long to be able to store the power.
Oh my god!
So you mean to tell me that this guy called me
to his bed to get him some morphine. So he is up out of bed downstairs and followed me down here.
Are you kidding me?
Where do you think you're going? What?
What are you doing here? I wanted to see you, bro.
to thank you in person for taking care of me.
You are so creepy dude.
See me, thank me.
Get a grip.
Whoa, relax.
Stop playing with hospital property.
Wait, did he do that?
People could die because it is, true.
You're going to jail, matter of fact.
Get out now!
Hee hee!
Wow, Bro TV!
What can we give him?
I think I'm done with everything today, but before I drive back home, what's the deal with the burn patient?
Burn patient?
Yeah, the wall of bandage is covering his face. Don't tell me there's another burning patient Evelyn.
Give me a minute to see the files here. He's not going to be in here, huh?
Sherbert with the tin. It's Eric.
How about you get some coffee before hitting the road so that it's long and by the time you're done with it I'll be done too.
Okay, I already drank coffee Evelyn. I want to go home.
There is no way this dude, Eric would go to this extent actually, but surely it's not him, though, right, like that would be crazy.
You know what I mean?
Give them a hundred milligrams of chlorine, would that take them out?
I won't forget any of the storage.
Okay Evelyn, they do text me back. I'm ready to go home.
Why are you sitting me dots?
Do not play with me Evelyn.
Evelyn, are you serious?
I checked the records, it seems there's no burn patient listed, and we don't even have the meds or something like that.
Are you sure?
I've been working at this hospital for five years, so the patient got registered here, I'll know.
I must be mistaken that I was in the shift here and drive home.
I'm not gonna make it out of here, am I?
Roll let's...
Roll.
Just let me make it to the car, please.
Please just let me make it to the car.
GG.
Imagine my car was out here steel running.
That was a short shift though. What was that? 15 minute shift? I like this job. 15 minute
shift, get to go home? Ain't nothing wrong with that. Where's security bro? I don't know.
This whole situation...
Was that the music bag?
My car is still running.
I think I did good on my first day, don't you, Chad?
I think I did pretty good there.
They could have been a lot worse. Now that whole burn patient thing, what is this?
Oh, the intermission. So your first night, you were only assigned two patients. Wait, this is cool.
I like how they do this right here. This is cool. Because remember the beginning of the game, she's talking about this story on a talk show.
Let's go.
Yes, only two.
For our viewers who weren't here,
can you remind us which patients there were?
One of them was in a coma,
the other one was a burn survivor.
I asked Evelyn about him and she said
that he wasn't even registered in the files.
Not registered, how's that possible?
That's exactly my thought.
I was told that some patients slip through the system, huh?
Is that so, Eric?
And I should not worry about it.
Did that explanation satisfy you?
No, but it was my first night.
I didn't want to push too hard, especially considering that I needed the job.
Even if it meant I had to put up with the creepy guy.
That's tough.
You didn't talk about, you didn't talk about it much afterward.
No, I don't want to, I didn't want to relive it.
Don't blame him.
But it stayed with you.
It followed me home that feeling that something crossed a line and no one cared
That must have been difficult did you quit I hope so I
Considered it, but I couldn't I kept telling myself
It was just one night that things would be different the next one, but alas it was not I
I was afraid, but fear isn't always enough to make you leave.
When I woke up the next morning, I felt like I could take on the world, that everything
was manageable.
That wasn't till I received that one message, oh lord.
Yo big with the team gifted, thank you.
Oh lord.
Night two.
Life though.
Life.
A road again?
I was driving for my second shift.
I felt helpless last night, but tonight is different because... because what?
Evelyn got me a pair of persuading to fear myself.
W Evelyn!
Oh yeah, we needed that!
Just want to thank you again for buying me that pepper spray
W. Evelyn for real. That's a good friend right there chat
To the crew to have that last night
She knows how much I hate leaving the house
Especially with my crazy ex boyfriend looking for any opportunity to see me
Of course, that's the least I can do. I got you into this after all. Did you leave it
on my desk or in the storage room? Oh, don't worry about it. I'll hand it to you myself.
you with the entrance. W Evelyn. What a great friend. Got me this job and got me
some pepper spray to defend myself. I appreciate Evelyn.
Sure.
I got messages from my ex, but I decided to do it more, more!
Whoa, just move on, man.
He's the bomb patient, Chad.
No, I don't think he's the bomb patient for real.
What?
What are you doing here I work here I thought you went to law school who are you I think
you got the wrong person miss come on Jimmy why do you always say that to me
oh miss I'm not sure I know who Jimmy is you always say that too okay ma'am do I
I need to walk you back inside or you're gonna be good out here.
Alright ma'am, enjoy your night out here.
At first I didn't notice the patient uniform she was wearing.
She must be the Alzheimer's patient.
Everyone tell me about it.
Isn't Alzheimer's an Alzheimer's?
Isn't Alzheimer's?
Alzheimer's?
What a C. Did you arrive yet?
Yeah, I just got here.
What's up?
I can't find one of the patients.
Can you help me look for her?
I think I found her in the parking lot.
Is she the one you told me about the one with Alzheimer's?
Yes.
Can you quickly, can you please get her inside hospital quickly?
I'm on it.
Okay, she's still over there.
We're good.
I owe you one W Evelyn.
I didn't know if it was Alzheimer's or not, man.
Excuse me.
We gotta get you inside, ma'am.
Let's get you back to your room.
Thank you.
I hear something over here.
Maybe that's just the music.
All right, ma'am, you have a good night, okay?
Everyone I've ever talked to says Alzheimer's. I actually thought it was Alzheimer's.
Yo, kingpin with a hundred gifted, low at half mercy.
Give me some W's for Kingpin with the 100 gifted.
That is absolutely insane.
W. Kingpin, for real.
I appreciate that, Kingpin.
Thank you for the Hun done.
W. Kingpin.
I appreciate you, Kingpin.
Okay, there's Evelyn.
Hey Evelyn, you got my pepper spray?
Thank you for bringing her back. Can you tuck her in bed? Is that my job? Yeah, I got it.
I still got some papers I need to file before I start my shift. Okay, where'd she go to?
Hold on, ma'am.
Hold up!
Okay, we're good.
All right.
I'll get you tucked in, everything, ma'am.
Everything gonna be all right.
All right.
How's your memory where that is they can like people with all times I think you remember
certain stuff and other stuff right?
What?
It's called a motor memory.
Good for you, bud.
You know everything.
OK, ma'am, do you know where your room is?
So how'd it go?
Did you find her room?
She kept moving from one room to the other.
Her memory isn't exactly what you call reliable,
considering her condition.
Oh, my bad.
I completely forgot to say where her room is.
It's room number two with the shared spaces.
OK, ma'am, let's go to room number two
with the shared spaces.
All right, you good to go now?
There you go.
Chat, man, I'm good at this job, huh?
Would you trust me being your nurse?
I think I'd do all right.
All right, ma'am, have a good night.
I got the morphine, I wonder if dude's still in here.
Is this the right room?
With everything going on, I forgot to even wear my uniform.
He's not in here.
Wait, am I gonna go get the pepper spray from Evelyn?
Got my uniform on.
I need to go get the pepper spray from Evelyn, bro.
I'm gonna go back downstairs, hold up, she was supposed to give me some pepper spray.
If somebody calls for help, hey, you have to wait a minute, I'm sorry, I gotta get this
pepper spray real quick.
Will you can jump in this kitty?
No.
Alright, let me see if she's down here.
Evelyn?
Oh yeah, she's still down here.
Hey Evelyn, you got my pepper spray?
He's in here.
Everyone, I think I need to clock out.
I think I need to clock out.
I'm just trying to work a job this dude is stalking me. There's no way he's in here bro.
They saw a true story. By the way, yeah that's the crazy part.
Evelyn, really?
Really Evelyn?
By the way, did you find the Alzheimer's patients bed? Yeah, though it needed some cleaning
Thank you, Emily. Okay, you're welcome. Can I get that pepper spray now?
Well, since you're here go roll that patient
That patient the one in the coma, I mean don't forget to do it, please
My egg sent me a picture of the burn patient.
Yeah, that's very creepy.
I checked on his bed, but I didn't find him there.
Let's roll bro over.
Hope that'll snap his arm again.
All right, sir. I'm gonna roll you over. I hope I don't snap your arm again. Get ready
Yeah, that arm is gone. Oh man. All right, sir
Have a good rest. Oh
Yes, the pepper spray I'm doing my paper so come to the entrance, okay?
But you were just talking to me three seconds ago Evelyn you couldn't hand it to me you go
Want me to go down the stairs to get it? I mean, it's fine
Chant I wonder if we're gonna get to use the pepper spray
Yeah, this game is good so far it's a really cool concept for a game in a way it's laid out really cool
Everything you down here? Okay.
Do we just got stuff laying all over the place? What is this?
Is that a box of pepper spray?
She ordered a whole box!
It's over there. You can go ahead and pick one up. I brought you an entire box of it
in case of an emergency. Thank you Evelyn. You can never have too much pepper spray.
really didn't have to. That's the least I can do. Alright I need to start my shift
on a different floor. You can head back to your desk and wait for patience. Stay
safe. You too. W Evelyn man. Got me some pepper spray. Can I use it? Not yet. Okay.
All right Evelyn, thank you, I'm gonna put this on my desk.
I was getting sleepy, so I decided to drink some coffee.
Hey, Emily likes that coffee.
All right, we got us some pepper spray now, looks like put it, put it right here.
That'll work.
game of the year.
All right, now we just wait for patients.
Hopefully we get like not many calls tonight.
You know what I mean? Maybe it'll be like a chill night.
No calls yet.
I'm carrying this play with me. I don't even know how I can use it. Okay, it's not patient.
burn patient again that's good over somebody else in here
how you doing hey I'm really really hungry I need some food can you give me
some I'm not sure any of the restaurants are open at this late there's a
vending machine on the first floor I saw it when my wife dropped me off okay
what do you want just some chips I could go through some chips man okay I'll be
right back see at least the row ain't being weird that other dude was being
weird for real are you allowed to do this in a hospital like a patient that's
in like a room like this are you allowed to give him like a bag of chips or is that like a hazard
pepper spray i forgot it there's a there's another one down here though if i recall correctly i went
into the vending machine downstairs.
No, someone lost their license because of it?
Wait, really?
Cus of tater chips, huh?
Evelyn, why are you still down here?
I thought you was working.
What is that?
That ain't no chips.
Milk chocolate chunks.
No bro wants some chips.
Hold on a minute for later though.
What you talking about?
Love to specifically hit the chips?
It ain't giving me no chips.
Okay there we go. I'm gonna keep this for later.
There we go. Got me a little snack going later.
What you talking about?
Got me some chips.
Oh yeah!
Serials chips!
Them things gotta be good.
Alright.
chips up I wonder if they have another flavor called chips down I bet them
things good too Jack chips gotta be the best snack ever no Joe pick out of me
gotta be
I
Sorry got you back at chills wow he demolished him things Lord have mercy
Thank bro instantly fell asleep
Sorry, thank you
You're welcome. W-Payship for real. What am I gonna do with the bag?
Somebody I'll clean that up later. They bring my pepper spray back with me to the
desk real quick. I gave him the chips and waited at my desk for any cold.
What is wrong with you bro? Look at the place man! I mean come on!
All right.
Jack, y'all like his job?
The lights are going to turn off again, bro.
I hope not.
I really hope not.
Where's the spray?
I got it on the floor.
Happy birthday, Jasmine.
No one.
It's okay. We're saving.
Oh, no. That's the burn patients room.
I got the spray on me though.
Spray on me.
You!
What are you doing here?
You're not even registered here.
I've been registered here for seven years.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What?
I just need to go pee then go you let me follow me downstairs to the generator room you can go yourself, dude
Please didn't go well, I can't I mean so much you got me messed up
I can't move the pains unbearable you're such a liar you followed me downstairs
it's difficult to breathe here well I'm about to call somebody in here there's a
doctor on shift his name is Lee he's seven foot tall and ripped he's gonna
to come get you a catheter. Okay, since you can't move and can't go the restroom on your own,
I'm gonna get big lead to come in here and put you a catheter in. Okay, so I'll have that set up.
I'll have that set up real quick for you. I need more morphine. Please get me some.
Bro, this dude's not even registered here, bro. Why am I doing anything?
I can't carry the pepper spray with me either because I gotta carry the morphine. I can't carry two at once
Let's just get like four syringes of it and just get this problem handled right like come on man
like this dude is why is Evelyn not doing nothing? Yeah, I should give him the acid.
I should I should get the syringe and get the thing acid get some acid in the syringe
take it bro be gone she can do whatever she wants I mean I didn't say that I'm
just saying I was wondering why she was still there but she said something else I
ain't mad God leave what you relax dirty there ain't no cap on the needle of
This dude's about to get rat lung-worn disease from this.
Got him one off the floor with no cover on the needle.
This is about to be bad.
Yep.
Dropping the toilet.
I like the way you think I like the way you think
That's good thinking right there that's that's good thinking
One second, sir. I'm just getting a fresh thing of morphine.
I'll be right back. I'm almost done.
Check on Duke Tacoma.
Yeah, he's still in that thing.
All right.
Hmm
Yeah, this dude is not gonna make it through tonight. Oh, yeah
Yeah
Hell nurse this dude's a creep what you mean this dude's this dude's a creep
Here.
That's better.
Now help me get up and walk me to the bathroom.
I don't want to.
I really don't want to.
You have a good night though.
You're going to follow me?
Do I have to?
I really have to, huh?
Lord have mercy, no.
Ooh, they got to hit with the ads.
Wait on them.
I could wait on them, because guess what?
Am I carrying them?
Should I wait on them chat?
Two minutes ads?
I got to use the restroom real bad anyway, again.
I've been using a restroom this much in a long time.
I don't know how many cups of water I'm on, but it's bad.
I'mma wait on him.
I'mma use the restroom and wait on him anyway.
I got to use the restroom.
I don't know if you take a bath or a break anyway.
Oh stinky, do it again.
Oh no!
Are they still in ads 40 seconds we got to wait on this game cinema
34 seconds chat.
Okay, so please see a doctor.
What from using the restroom a lot dog?
I drank a lot of water.
Hello.
you need to go to a doctor. He's pregnant. What? No, I'm not.
The only man's child I would ever carry is Chris Redfields.
Okay, they're back. Got to bring us due to the bathroom.
Nothing that's scary bro, that's why moms are going for real bro.
Could you imagine like dude, dude, dude, moms are going for real.
For like carrying a kid and burping it and everything bro.
Am I really going to bring him all the way in here?
You're kidding.
I got my pepper spray on you, but I tried nothing.
Hey, keep your hands to yourself.
What are you doing?
Are you dead serious?
What?
Oh my goodness, this pepper spray.
I'm going to need new bandages how about you kill this guy literally right now
what happened did I punch him in the run I kicked him in the crotch and ran away as
you should go get the pepper spray right now call the cops do something this is a this is a
severe issue i just wanted to get home safely at this point
i tried to be nice i came all the way here to be with you and this is how you treat me it is eric
is my headset broken in two places now it is my headset's been broken in one
place for like six months now it's broken another place oh yeah GG
I'll kill you.
Evelyn!
I
Maybe I grab the pepper spray.
SPRING!
Wait, maybe I have to hit E on him last second.
Wait, maybe that'll work.
She's a runner, she's a vampire, she'll run away when I get her!
Got him!
I
Run away to my car after I stomped his head in right
He's dead
You got it?
Tars, you running?
What?
So that guy was your ex-boyfriend? That's crazy.
Unfortunately, though I didn't realize it before that point, how is it possible that
you never suspected him? I'm sure that this is one of the first questions our viewers
will have. We did suspect him. You should have seen the whole chat. We suspected him 45 minutes
I don't like that demeaning question, by the way.
Well, it's definitely crazy to say this out loud, but I just did not recognize him, even though I realize now that there were telling signs.
He had lots of bandages covering his face, so I couldn't tell if it's someone I know.
What about his voice? Did it sound familiar? His voice sounded too deep and hoarse, though
in hindsight he must have picked up smoking to cope with the break.
Did you not feel bad for him?
Buddy I wouldn't pee on him if he was on fire.
What do you mean do I feel bad for him?
Like what?
Why should I?
The only sympathy he got out of me was him being one of my patients.
Thanks, Emily.
You tell them.
That's when the host of the radio show rips off a mask and it's Eric again.
And he robbed even that from me.
Tell us more about that.
He wasn't actually a real patient.
He just wanted to see me, no matter what.
So he did all of that for you.
Very romantic, am I right?
I don't want any other woman to fall for this toxic dynamic because it could mean losing
their life. Fact. So is he in jail now? People confuse persistence with love. They call obsession
devotion. But he didn't want closure. He wanted access. Oh, she cook. And when I finally understood
that it was already too late to leave quietly. So is there going to be like a way to tell
he's in jail or not so you fought back I survived and I'm not apologizing for that
Is there like, did he go to jail?
I'm gonna go back to work.
Oh.
Life.
Everything good now.
Hey.
Everything good now.
Look at this message, bro.
Like, look at this message they would like.
Use the acid for the millionth time! Use the acid!
Do you honestly think that is an option in the game, bro?
I was driving to my shift again.
Now that that dude's taking care of everything's all right now, right?
Running a bit late, can you start the rounds without me?
Yeah, I can handle it.
What's up?
You're doing great, you know.
Yeah, I know, thanks.
You didn't have to say, yeah, I know.
You're good to say thank you.
Yeah, I know. Hey, just say thanks. This better have a happy ending. And having a night three after that give me weird vibes.
You know what I mean?
I would quit.
It was my third day, the last day of this nightmare.
Wait, won't they work here three days?
I told myself that!
What do you mean?
Oh, no.
No way.
You have got to be kidding me.
What did this dude not go to jail after that?
How is he back the next day?
What?
Was there no police car?
Who's there? No police, Carl!
Honestly, at this point,
I stopped expecting things to get better.
And that's when I walked into the hospital
when Evelyn had a basooka waiting for me to use next time.
I crashed. I can't control it right there. It won't let me after you hit that.
Lord have mercy. Just let this shift go by good. Evelyn said she'd be late. I better hurry up to my desk.
and Evelyn's not here yet? Oh no. Is there at least still some pepper spray left over?
Tell me there's still like some pepper spray left in the box. Hopefully, because
they don't mean anything else up around here. Like look at that stack of boxes.
There's no way out of everything else that's trashy. They would clean the
pepper spray out. We still got pepper spray. Okay, at least we know that. Okay, I feel a
a little bit more concerned. Evelyn's not here.
Man, I thought I thought this ending was not to be happy, but I
can't this thing came back a day later. You have no choice but
to execute it. It is unrehabilitation. Is that a word?
As always, I started by shift my wearing my uniform.
Imagine he's here again, bro, there's no way, there's no way, you're not in the way.
But he was following me. He took a picture of the back of our car like so he obviously
What's happening
No calls? Read the paper? No, it's always been that. I think that was another game for them.
No calls? Let me go look around, maybe. Oh, I didn't want to check on the coma patient. Okay.
At least the coma patient ain't doing anything creepy. I mean, he's in a coma, but still.
I mean, you gotta take it. You gotta look at the positives, right?
Alright, I'm gonna slow them over.
Alright, sir, you have a good night.
I was getting tired already, so I had my coffee.
I always loved getting one around this time.
Oh, we know, Emily. We've been here every night. We know.
But that's cool. Hey, you take what you can get.
Somebody said Eric's the coma guy.
Imagine! No way!
No call so far though.
He drug the coffee.
wouldn't that wouldn't surprise me no calls tonight I decided to go and grab a
snack from the vina machine now we're talking now we're talking Evelyn I want
a bag of shields. I wish Evelyn was at work, not gonna lie. I really wish Evelyn was here.
Chips. Ooh, first try bag of chips. I grabbed anything from the vending machine and it was
the best thing that we could have got. I then headed back to my desk waiting for any call.
Let me pick it up, please.
Please.
Oh, yeah.
Chad, I don't want to say it all the time.
There really ain't nothing like some tater chips, man.
Dude, just grow.
Like, out of the 54,701 people in here right now,
I could almost guarantee that at least 30,000 people in here
have a bag of chips in her house. Oh, somebody's calling. I just got my chips, man. Who is
it? I'm gonna tweak if it's him again. Who is it? Oh, it's the, uh, is it somebody else?
Oh, I haven't seen you. How are you doing ma'am? Nurse, excuse me? Yes? What do you need?
I need to use the toilet. I've been holding it for a while now. Alright, let me help you.
Not this again. I tried getting up on my own earlier. That was a mistake. You did the right
thing calling me. You don't want to rust these things at my age. All right. Chad, this is
not Eric. Dude, stop. We can't be this paranoid now. I mean, we can, but come on. There's
There's no way to Zarek.
I helped him to the restroom.
Gigi.
I waited for him outside, something about to happen.
Maybe that's the current one.
This dude is still texting me, bro, cause everything going so far.
Don't worry about it.
I got it under control.
to know that anything strange happened? Did your lover come back? He not funny, Evelyn.
I told you, stop joking about this. Is it funny at all? Okay, sorry, head your way
right now. You don't be joking about that, Evelyn. What you talking about? Finally!
I mean, okay, my bad.
Blocker? I mean, come on.
That was a bad joke, but she did help us.
We told her, hey, that's a bad joke.
Don't joke about it.
She'll learn from it.
Okay, sir.
Elle Emily?
No, we're Emily.
That was Evelyn.
Bro, it's lost.
All right, sir, have a good night.
What did you say?
Eric killed Evelyn and took her phone, calling it now.
No, this is based on a true story.
No way
Tornado warnings in Arkansas be careful what?
Oh, I'm dead
Oh, GG I
Wish you would have told me anything. Well, I'll hold it job. Oh, wow. Okay
Huh.
I appreciate it.
Another one?
If I saw the light on that room again, chat, you know how bad I would tweak.
Okay, somebody said Eric is the tornado.
Let's calm down here.
Did you imagine that person was right?
That Eric killed, wait a minute, he took a picture of our car on the way to work.
So he's on the road that leaves here.
Imagine he waited on Evelyn.
But again, this is based on a true story.
That would be crazy.
Okay, who needs help?
There's a patient that needs help.
I'm tweaking.
There's a patient that needs help, I'm tweaking.
Okay, in here.
This is the dude I got the bag of chips for yesterday.
You all right, sir?
Nurse, what is it?
I'm starving.
You want another bag of chips?
It's late, you should sleep.
But I can't sleep on an empty stomach.
Didn't you have dinner already?
Yes, but that was hours ago.
doesn't count anymore I can get you something small good I knew I could count
on you thanks this is my favorite patient I'm not gonna lie he's kind of
wholesome he just wants something to eat this dude ain't done nothing weird I
like this guy for real he's he's polite I went to the vending machine to get on
some chips yeah he liked him chips he ain't been rude or nothing he just wants
something to eat he ain't been rude he said thank you and all that i like that guy
favorite patient
would you say just a little bedtime snacky
bro don't you ever say that again
Snacky dude, where is Evelyn at? Evelyn please show up. Her car outside. I only know what
she's driving, I don't know why I'm looking. Alright bag of chips. That's not a bag of
chips. Bag of chips. That's not a bag of chips. Bag of chips. That's not a bag of
Chills. Pack of chills. There we go.
Again, I'm gonna go hide these from my secret stash over here in case I get hungry.
Ain't nobody else taking those. We're good.
By the way, are me and Evelyn the only two people that work at the entirety of this hospital?
I haven't seen anyone else like at all.
Ms. Lucy with the five. Thank you.
Eric is not the vending machine
Not even maintenance staff now there's obviously not a maintenance or a janitor because look there's trash everywhere
Eric is the bag of chips
Eric's in the bag of chips. We give this dude the bag of chips. He opens it Eric jumps out at this point
Here you go, sir
Hold on. Where's my drink?
Now now you look here. I was just bragging on you a second ago. Tom, but you're my favorite
cuss. I mean, uh, not customer
patient
How you never complain you're never rude
But now you're gonna talk about where's my drink bro you did not order a drink you literally said
I'm just something to eat you didn't say nothing about a drink man. Now I'm not gonna run all the way back downstairs to grab you a soda dude
Godly man
What drink
You can't expect me to eat this with no drink
Somebody said that in the episode of SpongeBob. Oh my goodness. This is giving SpongeBob. Oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness. It's giving SpongeBob. Oh
My goodness hold up
Oh, this was the episode, the only episode where Squidward was ever a dub.
Yeah, congratulations, sir your Krabby Patty beat those here. Well, thanks. I've been dying for one of these it
Where's my drink?
What drink my drink my diet dr. Kelp
Dude Squidward was such a dub in that episode. I don't want to watch it for too long
I'm not fucking man or not my air. Yo, Henry might cut that out. I just had to throw it up though
Bro said I can't eat this without my drink, just like Bro said it for real.
You can't expect me to eat this with no drink.
I need something to wash it down all these calories.
That's not how that works, sir, I'm not gonna lie.
Fine, I'll go get you one.
You gonna take the chips, though?
You ain't gonna take the chips for I go?
I'll leave them here, dude.
Okay, I'll be right back, sir
But even then right he wasn't really rude
He didn't get like angry and start yelling he was like
Hey, I just can't
It could have one minute better without saying you can't expect me to eat this with no drink that was kind of rude
But I mean overall
It's still okay
You know this by the way Chad this no joke is a really good game like the whole it's different
It's like a different horror game. It's really I mess with this
W game for real. Okay, let's grab a soda here. Oh first try there we go. That's a big old solar
What is that a two-liter guy Lee?
Bro forgot his diet dr. Kilp
You know when he don't want to catch too much of an attitude with me square we're gonna come in here
You're snapped up.
Alright, we're good.
Watch the bag that's just been on. I get bagged, broke down out of bed and grabbed them.
Not there.
Alright, sir, here's your drink.
Thank you, I really needed that.
Okay, I'll go now. Let me know if you need me.
just press the same button to call me sure I'll keep that in mind okay you
done with this believe these are here with you there you go so what what is it
you won't believe it what
Don't tell me you're hungry again.
No, I mean, yes, I'm sorry, but I really need this.
No, you can sleep just fine.
No, I'm not sure you understand this.
What is bro talking about?
Asking me to sleep when my stomach is not a hundred percent full is like asking me to sleep in my house with the doors not a hundred percent locked
What is that analogy sir I?
Really need this I promise it's gonna be the last time
Okay, I'll get you some chips again.
That'll do it.
Thanks.
Okay, now he's starting to frustrate me a little bit, but the only reason I'm not
blowing up on him is because he's not rude, but he's starting to frustrate me a little
bit.
By the way, is he paying for this?
the vending machine just free. Somebody said get him another soda just in case. Yeah, we're
gonna come back up with the bag of chips. You're gonna want another soda with it.
Evelyn is still not at work. I'm starting to get a little concerned, bro.
Nope. Nope. Nope. There it is.
Who is that?
What took you so long to wait forever?
Is that you?
What matters is that I got your stuff.
As long as your stomach is full, it's all good, right?
Can't argue with that logic.
Okay, I'll take this off your hands.
night this dude this dude bro he did not have to do tell me Emily did I ever
Tell you about the diabetic patient
Actually, okay. Oh the one that comas the diabetic patient
There's an insulin shot in the storage room on the first floor. We give it to them every few days. You should inject them now
Okay, I'm on it
Something something's got to pop off
Eric is impersonating Evelyn. Yeah, how was she not at work yet? She takes it and driving.
Something's not right. Like I said, Chad, this better have a good ending, dude. It better.
Okay, grab the insulin.
Eric's not the insulin shot.
The dude in the coma hadn't done nothing wrong,
so I'm going to give him a clean one.
There we go.
Ooh, that needle looks...
Ooh, man!
Ooh!
Ma'am?
What are you doing here? It's not safe. You could hurt yourself, especially when it's
dark. I'm so happy I could fly. My son just came to visit me. He asked me to go find you
because he wanted thank you for taking care of me. She has Alzheimer's. That was Eric
Eric's in the hospital. Oh my goodness, you got to be kidding me. Eric is in the hospital again.
Your son? Yes, my son Jimmy, he looked a bit different though with bandages wrapped around
his head. I knew it. Bandages. How about we both go meet him? I'm sure he'll be happier
that way. Okay. If this dude is stab him with yo, Emily, as soon as we see him, start stab
and break the needle off in them. I followed the patient back to her bed.
Pepper spray, if he chases again I know what I'm doing, same thing as last time.
I can't carry both though and I have to have this.
This is unreal.
Boil, Eric, and oil. Yeah.
Nah, that'd be a waste of some oil. Not gonna lie.
Bro, does he throw off a cliff?
But even then, that'd be bad because what if you landed on a squirrel or something?
You just got to know, I don't know.
Hello, Jimmy, where are you?
I brought the nurse just like you asked.
Jimmy?
Okay, how about you take a nap
and I'll wake you up when Jimmy is back.
You do that for me?
Yeah, I'm here to take care of you.
You're so kind, thank you.
Why is Emily not picking up on that this isn't,
she literally said bandages wrapped around his head.
Like at this point I would be full panic mode.
Aren't you gonna tell this patients?
What he's gonna kill the dude in the coma?
Bro, what?
Eric's messing me. He's threatening to get my licensure vote. I don't care about Eric.
He needs a shot. Ace out. He's not going to be in there.
What this dude's going to die because I can't give him the shot because Eric moved him.
you do to him? You lose the pay
you lose your job. All I ever wanted
is to talk to you. If you want to keep
your job, come meet me on the first
floor near the storage room. Why would
I do what you're asking? You have to be
kidding me. This is unreal. This dude is
like beyond evil. I had no choice but to
go to the storage room. Yeah, I'll tell
what I'm going to the storage room with. This thing is willing to get somebody in a coma killed
for his insulin shock just how is this where is security where is anybody like what there's no
No way this is based on a true story,
because why is it security?
Hospitals have security, right?
They got like big security?
Like you have to.
I got the pepper spray on me though. He ain't gonna do nothing. I've got the pepper spray on me.
Hey! Are you okay? All ejectual insular now! Hang in there! He's gonna be in here. He's gonna be in here, 100%.
Dude, you gotta be kidding me. This is unbelievable. Actually unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Hear me out.
Evelyn shows up just in time and just takes him out.
out. Come on, we still have a chance, right? I just believe in
us a lot. Even mom likes you. Can't you see how much I
sacrifice to meet you? Yeah, sacrifice yourself next, buddy.
Okay. After everything you've done using vulnerable patients to
get what you want, you think I give you a second chance facts.
You got a screw loose for sure.
No, it's worse than this dude is straight up evil.
Like legitimately like, like disgustingly evil, like life in prison.
You're lucky this is a hospital because you need some fixing.
You don't die again!
Yes!
Burn him up!
Burn him!
Did he die?
Die.
Did he die?
No, he's still breathing.
I didn't ramble my car in escape.
Sorry, sir!
I saved him, but I gave him the insulin.
Somebody's got stalled, but I tried that on the shifts before this and it didn't work.
We was leaving the guy right there, I ain't told me to leave, I tried to pick him up, I hit E on him.
Dude, the music, the calming music after that is crazy.
All right, let's see what happened.
And then I got into my car and drove away.
You didn't hesitate.
No.
You didn't wait to see what would happen to him.
There was nothing left to wait for.
True.
Well, you could have stopped them, but yeah.
You didn't call it ambulance?
Yo Bradley, this show sucks.
I hope it's canceled.
Of course not.
If I had, they would have called the police.
Wait, what?
She never reported this?
believe the police wouldn't have believed you. I know they wouldn't have. I would have been the
woman who burned a man alive. Yeah, she's smart for that, not gonna lie. But Evelyn could have been
a witness. Not the woman who escaped. So you chose silence. I chose survival. You left him there.
Yo Bradley, I don't know what you're trying to imply that this was an immoral act or something dude,
but this whole like you low-key, bro, you're vile, I'll hit you with a tub of acid next if you want it,
for I'll leave you laying here. I don't know what's up, like why are you trying to make this seem like
I did something bad? Like what? You're trying to make it sound like dude to victim. This show sucks!
Bradley, I said, you need to come on here.
You trying to make it up?
You're like Emily the wrong.
Emily ain't the wrong.
Unless he just want to make TV out of it.
Maybe, you know what?
Maybe he's just playing devil's advocate for TV.
He followed me.
He trapped me he took away every other option
Your show gave me something no one else did a
Chance to speak without being interrupted. Well, but he is doing some interrupting
Without being doubted no Emily he is doubting
Because of you I can finally tell the truth
Your truth
No, the truth.
Yo Bradley, you make a big, you are such a big man.
What do you mean your truth? It's the truth.
I've seen it.
She over here complimenting you.
Yes.
And what do you think the audience hears when you say that?
that she did the right thing, that you were the hero like you paint yourself as.
She didn't say she was a hero, Bradley. Yo, I'm starting to get heated for real.
Excuse me? I called it! He's gonna rip the mask off and it's gonna be him!
You didn't wait back then.
You didn't look back.
You didn't care about the truth, yo.
This dude got facial reconstructive surgery.
Oh my goodness, wait a minute.
I called that like an hour ago.
I'm dead serious.
You can go back and look at the clip.
I'm sure somebody clicked there or watched the VOD after the stream.
Or on YouTube tomorrow.
I said, what if the show even this dude stood up, ripped the mask off and it was Eric?
What are you talking about?
You didn't save them.
You were only concerned about your own survival.
Oh, it better be him because I don't know why this dude will be talking like this.
And now you think you'd get away with it.
I've been a wait in a long time for you to say it out loud.
Excuse me.
Tell me, did you even love me?
I called it, oh my goodness, I called it.
It turned out, no, no wonder he was being condescending, dude.
Bro!
This is straight cinema!
of the local television host involved in tonight's incident. The man whose real identity was verified
only hours ago to believe to be the survivor of an acid attack case. Acid attack. It was
an acid defense like what? According to medical records, the victim sustained severe facial
injuries and underwent multiple reconstructed surgeries, including skin grass and facial
reconstruction. Following the incident, the individual legally changed his name and had
no known contact with people from his previous life. Investigators believe that the television
program featuring survivor interviews may have been used to locate specific.
Did she die? That was so good. Oh my goodness. I was not expecting that game to be that good.
And the plot twist at the end. Bro, that was so good. That's one of the best. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, that's one of the best horror games this year.
Like it wasn't over the top scary, but that was so good.
Bro, that was straight cinema.
And then the twist at the end, dude,
that was such a good game.
Oh my goodness, that was fire.
God, leave the story.
But that was like a movie for real.
I love you all man.
Yo, W gain for real.
Oh my goodness.
That was straight cinema chat.
Lord have mercy type one.
If that was cinema game of the year.
Ain't no doubt about it.
A great stream chat.
I love y'all man.
Hey.
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
and of course I'll pre-sort y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow,
and I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
Love you, all right?
Peace out, y'all.
Dblueh upon my head!