Is it working?
Are we good?
It's just for some odd reason.
For some odd reason, the mic just every now and then decides to cut off.
I don't know why.
Golly.
Cheers.
And again, again, it is zero sugar.
This whole thing might be consumed yet again.
Don't play with me.
Yo.
Yo what's good ladies and gentlemen I have returned once more yet again yet
again once more again your breezy D UT swizzle Cameron AS alarm gorilla bully
J.K. Bubble Regal Blair Lexi Mrs. Drop spooky to me me
MG Coco Brie holy ex. Thank you. I think this is a maroon hoodie. So what is refunded?
This is a maroon hoodie on a
release to look at
Good hoodie look at that. I am clean
Unreleased. I'm the only one that's got it, bubba
Hey, I'm the only one that's got it.
I think my mom might have one too, but other than that, y'all ain't got it.
Release it and all this meat is mine.
Feed us with the five.
Thank you.
Appreciate you.
Feed us with the five.
So, yeah, that's a refund.
Pretty serious, but we could consider it red, but that'd be not, that'd be a scam if I considered
it red that would be a problem truly yo red with the five thank you
appreciate you chat how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten how
we doing let me hear it huh how we doing on a scale of one to ten how's the
lemonade is fire as it always is sugar-free lemonade bro it sounds like
It wouldn't be good, but I'm telling y'all
Sug free lemonade good. It's a cheat code low key man
It's raining. Yes bad and Arkansas. I'm cooked
If the power goes out, hey, it is what it is
There's massive wind gusts throughout the state
So if the stream cuts off just know
That a limb fell on a power line and it snapped it
Okay. Just know that. Yo, Vinnie with the thousand bits W Vinnie. I case I turn 21 day
but watch you for over three years. Now, I will let you know much. I appreciate what
you do. Never change your happy 21st birthday. Vinnie chat. Tell Vinnie happy 21st birthday.
Appreciate you. W Vinnie for real. Fluff with the thousand bits as well. Appreciate you.
I love. Hey, case my sister's 16th birthday is Mars. She
introduced to your videos and adores your content. Uh could
you please wish poof? Poof. Oh, that's our nickname. What's
that brother? You're happy. Uh happy 16th birthday poof.
Fluff said you was a goober but that didn't come from me but
happy 16th birthday poof. That's a crazy nickname. Poof.
Man, poof, tie points, your name is poof.
5,000 bits, hey Kase, my name is Stone,
me and my wife, Sarah, huge fans of you,
it's a birthday, be cool if you give us Sarah,
happy birthday, yo, happy birthday, Sarah,
hope you have a good day, chat.
Tell Sarah, happy birthday, appreciate you, Sarah.
I mean, Stone, happy birthday, Sarah.
Happy birthday as well, happy 11th birthday as well, Evelyn.
Dang, there's a lot of birthdays.
case I need to know your thoughts on loft house cookies here's my thoughts on
them I have never heard of that in my life loft house cookies got never heard
a loft house cookies chat. What's that? Loft house cookies. Leon Kennedy's voice actor
made another video about you. Oh yeah, my mom told me that on the phone. She said she
going to pin it for me tonight. I'm trying to see that. Mom, can you pin that? Oh yeah,
I forgot about that. Can you pin that? I'm trying to see that. Should Maroon be added
to the hoodie prediction? Yeah, you can throw Maroon in there. Yeah, you can throw Maroon
in there. Rewind 99 came out today. Yeah, I downloaded it. Yeah, my mom
literally called me on the phone this morning. And by this morning, I mean,
it was like 3pm.
She was like Leon Kennedy's voice actor made another video. I'm gonna pin it
for you tonight.
Jinx, he lost all his money. Unless he is spending $10 million a day for the
next 50 years. No, he did not.
Hey, we are mom you got that but you got that
Mom you got that you got that video try to see that
Trying to see that video
Need to see that video
Everything just glitzed, are y'all there?
Yo! Everything just blinked!
Yo, Astro with a thousand bits, W Astro with a thousand bits.
In any case, my partner thinks I have a crush on him because I watch his streams almost every day,
can you tell Julia that isn't the case? Julia, that is not the case.
case that it's like watching the stream a lot. Okay, relax, Julia. Okay, relax. I'm
gonna need you to relax a little bit. My internet's bad, but I'm here. You are real
one for that. Happy birthday, Hays. Happy birthday as well. Attack, Tuxi. Is that it?
Is that it?
Hold on.
Is that it?
Wait a minute.
I hired Leon.
Oh lord.
Not again.
My mom said it was funny.
Mom, where are you at by the way?
I thought you was going to pity you in here, mom.
Where are you at?
Oh, you was on the phone?
If y'all don't know, Leon Kennedy's voice actor
made a video cooking me like two years ago.
It wasn't that long.
Why about like a year and a half ago?
My mom said this was funny, so.
Kennedy's voice actor again,
but this time he has a message for K-So,
so please send this to him, so hopefully he sees it.
Hey K-So, remember me?
Yeah.
I bet you did.
How could I forget Leon?
Turn that up a little bit.
Well, I'm having a little deja vu myself,
because what's this that you're still blabbing
about Chris being better than Leon?
Bro, come home, man!
He's still mad at me, friend!
Same song and dance, Keso.
Have you played, Requiem?
You know I played it, Nick!
Come on, man.
Speaking of that, what's all this click-clack I'm hearing?
Would your right hand come off playing the game?
I hear you button-mashing over there trying to survive.
Nah, I'd be reclimin' like four deaths, no joke.
Okay, so I know I give you a hard time.
The truth is I'm friends with Leon,
and he actually likes ya.
What is it?
Bro said he's friends with Leon, bro is Leon.
Yo, what is, hold on.
Why is there music up in my ear?
I'm gonna start from the top again, don't pause him.
I hired Leon Kennedy's voice actor again,
But this time he has a message for K-Soul, so please send this to him, so hopefully he sees it.
Hey, K-Soul, remember me? I bet you do.
Well, I'm having a little déjà vu myself, because what's this that you're still blabbing about Chris being better than Leon?
Same song and dance, K-Soul. Have you played, Requiem?
Yes.
Come on, man. Speaking of that, let's all just click back.
Hey, why was you Orofarming so much in the game, Nick?
Aaron, would your right hand come off playing the game?
He's over forming a whole gang.
I'm gonna get you button mashing over there, trying to survive.
Okay, so I know I give you a hard time.
The truth is, I'm friends with Leon, and he actually likes you.
Quite a bit.
Yeah!
And he said although he doesn't have an apron, he'd be happy to take you out for bingo one Saturday night.
Bingo!
W-reference from Resident Evil 4?
We almost take me to bingo!
So, I know I give you a hard time.
The truth is, I'm friends with Leon, and he actually likes ya.
Quite a bit.
And he said although he doesn't have an apron, he'd be happy to take ya out for bingo one Saturday night.
And maybe finish it off with some ice cream. Who knows?
Yeah, I'm down.
Nah, he doesn't like ya. He actually...
He actually loves ya. I got him right here, see?
Leon loves ya.
That's you right there, Kate.
There's no way Leon Kennedy drew that!
That's actually not bad, though.
All jokes aside, that's kind of clean.
That's actually not bad though. Oh, don't decide that's kind of clean
What was that dull by the way
Yo take picture
Love's up to ya.
I can't get it all in the frame,
but I've got a picture of it either way.
That's you right there, Casey.
Yeah, yeah.
A little one-by.
Yeah, thanks, Leon.
Anyways.
Sorry, Leon.
You know, I get up to a lot of appearances,
and about 10 people per day ask me,
when am I gonna roast you live on stream?
And my answer's always the same.
I don't know.
The ball's in his court, so, uh,
You're move one by
Yo, bro is the goat I'm not gonna lie
Yo, bro is the goat man
Brometh get Leon on stream one day, bro, bro, that's so cool
Y'all over there everybody playing resident evil requiem and stuff and the dude that I'm here and talking a whole time over here
Calling me one by
Yo, that's hard!
Y'all need to smooch on camera?
Okay, wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
Oh, Lord, you're gonna make Chris mad?
No, this ain't, this ain't, no, this isn't what I'm doing here.
What you talking about?
This was not my doing.
Play it again, please.
You really missed it?
Oh, I'ma play it this time for people that missed it.
No, Paul, bro funny.
I'm not gonna lie, bro funny for real.
He's voice actor again,
but this time he has a message for Keso.
So please send this to him.
So hopefully he sees it.
Bro funny?
Hey Keso, remember me?
I bet you do.
Well, I'm having a little déjà vu.
That's crazy, he sounds just like Leon Kennedy too.
That's crazy, ain't it?
Cocoa with the five, thank you.
Well, because what's this that you're still blabbing about Chris being better than Leon?
Same song and dance, Keso. Have you played, Requiem?
Come on, man. Speaking of that, what's all this click-clackin' I'm hearing?
Would your right hand come off playing the game?
I hear you button-mashing over there, trying to survive.
Keso, I know I give you a hard time.
The truth is, I'm friends with Leon, and he actually likes ya.
He likes ya, quite a bit.
He said although he doesn't have an apron, he'd be happy to take you out for bingo one Saturday night
and maybe finish it off with some ice cream, who knows.
Joe, you're so...
He actually loves ya, I got him right here, see?
Dude, can I get that by the way?
Yo, that thing is clean.
I love ya.
It's quite a break day.
All that.
Anyways, sorry Leon, you know I get up to a lot of appearances about 10 people per day
ask me when am I gonna roast you live on stream and my answer is always the same, I don't know,
we're all in his court so uh, you're move one by.
I imagine being Leon Kennedy's voice actor. Could you imagine that?
Like imagine being Leon Kennedy's voice actor. That's got to be the coolest thing ever.
Now I need to, they need to let me voice Chris Redfield. Now that ruin is aura.
Chris Redfield bust in all swallowed up and it's just my voice. I'm here to save
the day again. What's your name sir? Captain Chris Redfield at your service.
Golly it be worked. Bro that's cool man. What I say last time bro made a video I
need to go ghost hunting with him with me him and moist one day. That'd be hard
imagine going ghost hunting with the real Leon Kennedy? Man, that'd be hard. I need
an autograph, lowkey. I'm over here fanning out. I lowkey need an autograph even though
he called me a one by one Lego P steel. Even then, I still want an autograph. That's aura
right there. No joke. I don't think chapter, I don't think you know how much aura that
Being the voice actor of Leon S. Kennedy?
No joke bro, funny for real.
That was actually a funny video, like unironically a funny video.
That was funny for real.
Who is Leon?
Stop.
You talk about who is Leon everybody know who's Leon is
More people know who Chris Redfield is though this video just made my day right here
This video just made my month. That was great W. Nick apostolitis bro is the goat for real
Bro is the goat dude
Dude. W Nick for I'm not to get bro on stream one day. No joke. Go ghost hunting bro. I
wonder if Nick believes it goes for real. You think he does the pronunciation. No that's
I was last name is pronounced it's apostolite apostolitis apostolitis nick apostolitis, right?
Yeah, w to the lady that hired him to that was funny
bro said he gets 10 messages a day
Bro can't escape it
Highcase, it's me kf and today's my birthday. You'll happy birthday kf even though you're like a illegal gambling ring
which version of Chris is your favorite five there's never been anyone cooler
in video game history than Chris Redfield and resney will five literally
there's never been anyone cooler he was cool in six to he looks terrible and
resident will seven oh my goodness did y'all see Chris Redfield and resney will
seven, the DLC. He looked like a goober. I don't know why they did that to my boy.
I really don't know why they did that to to Chris and resident evil seven DLC. He looked like a goober.
He looked good. He looked straight resident evil eight, though.
But red needle seven show us. I don't think I should pull it up. It's too mad.
There's an absolutely unfathomable name.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Your happy 19th birthday, Demi.
Thank you.
Show it.
It's so bad.
This is literally what he looked like in Resident Evil 7, it is so bad.
I don't know why.
That is not Chris Redfield, dude.
What is that?
That's literally what Chris Redfield looked like in Resident Evil 7 DLC.
I'll never forget when I saw it.
When I saw that, I almost puked and started crying.
I think I did cry.
Like, I actually think I cried when I saw him.
Like, for example, right here.
He looks cool here.
Looks absolutely goaded here in Residual 5.
I mean, look at the guy, man.
I mean, just look at the guy.
And then over here, it's just, I don't know what happened.
I have no idea what they did to my boy in Residual 7.
Truly.
Dude, that video just made my day.
Chad, did that make y'alls day, too?
That made my day right there, man.
W. Nick, that was funny.
Bro made like a whole little thing with the doll that he drew a one by one Lego you think he took the time and drew that
The Leon Kennedy took the time out of his day and drew me as a one by one Lego piece
So while he was driving around in his Porsche Cayenne, I think that's what it was right
Fighting zombies
Killin zombies
He took the time out of his day
There was a cutscene that nobody's unlocked yet of him stopping and drawing me as a one by one Lego piece
Alternate ending
Don't spoil the game big dog. Did I even come close to spoiling it there?
I legitimately just said killing zombies. That's not a spoiler bubba
Okay
That ain't no spoiler I
Came in late what video the the real-life Leon Kennedy was just roasting me again in a video and it made my day
yo
Yo, Jinxie raided your boy yo W Jinxie with the raid. That's my guy
How was his case opening extravaganza going? Has he got anything yet? That's my boy right
there. W. Jinxy for real. Appreciate that, Jinxy. That's my guy. He lost everything.
No, he, he, no, trust me. Jinxy could open cases on stream every day for the next 200
years and not lose everything. He's good. He's chilling. No, he chilling. W. Jinxy
for real with the right that's my dude right there w jinxie man appreciate that right jinxie
that's my homie man i hope you got i hope uh hope your luck gets better soon on that on that knife
action not gonna lie i do hope your luck gets better soon man oh he's lost seven k
Yeah, that's that's rough. That's a that's a used car. That might be a used 2003 Chevy
and Paula with like 150,000. That's like a used 2003 Chevy and Paula like 150,000 miles
on it. That's tough. He'll get one sooner or later though. Hey, he'll give him a big hit sooner or
later. It's inevitable. Serve me with a side of mashed potatoes and corn and eat me Leon. Okay,
Wow. Let's calm down a little bit.
They're okay.
Let's calm down. Just a tad.
Yo smoke optics with the 50 gift this subs Lord have mercy.
W smoke optics with the 50 gift this subs. Oh my goodness.
Pre-shake that smoke optics.
You want to talk about what you say about Chris? I've never said nothing that bad about Chris.
No, I've never said that. I've never said anything crazy about Chris at all.
Okay, so would you ever be down to go ghost hunting professionally, like with all the proper equipment?
Professionally, huh?
No, but if I if I ever did, I would actually buy all the little cute gadgets that they
use.
I would get all the cute gadgets or never be a moist, I think moist them already got
like the equipment anyway.
And yes, I would be using all the equipment that they use to go ghost hunting, right?
It's a scam.
What the ghost equipment?
I mean, yeah.
I mean, come on.
I mean, I'm not saying they're directly trying to scam people, but it's like, you know, if
ghosts ain't real, then therefore the equipment is just there.
Oh, happy birthday, Vanjie, thank you.
Right?
A old that you don't believe in ghosts, okay.
Okay, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
I'm sorry.
Trust me.
Do I wanna ghost to knock a water bottle off my table
as much as the next guy?
Sure I do, but they don't do it.
Why not?
I've invited them to.
Y'all remember that day?
Y'all remember that day I scared, jinxie and sketch
when I invited all the ghosts to my house?
Do y'all remember that?
Bro, does one of my mods have that clip
that you can pin it real quick?
I invited them all to the crib
and it scared, jinxie and sketch.
They were scared didn't no ghost come through and I invited them. Yeah, one of my moms
I don't know if y'all can find that clip
Or maybe I could hold up
Wait a minute dude that was funny. Oh, they got so scared dude. Hold up
Uh, uh, hold on, uh-huh, uh, is this it right here?
Okay, this might be it right here.
I don't think that ghost is real, no!
It's not ghost, it's a spe- I'm inviting every ghost in the world to come home to my house!
Hey, no dadgum ghosts don't come up here!
Don't do that!
Don't get me!
Don't do that!
Don't get me!
Hey!
Come get me!
Come get me, ghost!
Let me mess up!
What's a dadgum?
Hey!
What's a dadgum ghost?
What's a ghost gonna do to me?
It's gonna haunt your house!
I wish he would!
Hey, no ghost don't do that to me!
It's gonna go to the stairs!
Man!
Dude, bro, they was tweaking!
They were scaring for real, bro!
I was tweaking when I was scared for real, bruh.
Bro, yo, look how scared they was when I said that.
They thought they were getting roped into it too.
They thought they were guilty of our association.
Scared for real.
I don't think that's the real law.
It's just a ghost.
It's not ghosts, it's just.
I'm inviting every ghost in the world to come home.
They don't think that ghost is gonna come up here.
Don't do that, don't do that, don't get me.
Don't do that.
Come get me.
Hey, hey, hey.
Come to dude that was funny, bro not gonna lie
Bro that was funny man, they was tweaking
Chat they was tweaking for real dude
They was tweaking bro
That's not how you invite them get a Ouija board then we'll talk. What did they tell you?
Did the ghost come to you and say hey to invite us in you got to use this Ouija board that you can buy from Walmart?
Did they tell you that? I don't think Walmart would sell something that you could potentially possess yourself with. I'm not going to lie.
like what bro said get a Ouija board then we'll talk were you the ghost guardian or
something then we'll talk what are you the warden the overseer of the ghost realm buddy
like what does Walmart sell them I think they do didn't toys are us use to set them thanks
dude, I'm pretty sure Wal-Mart sells them things.
I for real think they do.
You could go to Wal-Mart when I get,
well, I got 20 and get you one.
But you mean to tell me that's something
you can haunt your house with?
Why they sell it then?
Matter of fact, I'm about to hit a crazy lawsuit on them.
I just thought of, oh, I'm about to hit a lick on them.
I'm about to go to Wal-Mart.
I'm just a joke, by the way,
in case you're listening to Wal-Mart, don't sue me,
but I'm about to go to Walmart, buy me a Ouija board,
pretend that it haunted my house, burn my house down,
and then be like, yo, Walmart shouldn't have sold this
to me, I'm soon, I'm about to get them for about a hundred
meal.
I'm gonna get it for about a hundred meal. Huh? Yeah, that's big brain right there. What's
he talking about? That's just a that's just a drop in the bucket for Walmart. They ain't
gonna miss that hunt done. What Walmart got? Probably about 50 billion? No, it's gotta be
Golly no, it's got to be more than that. What's Walmart's net worth Jassam. I looked that up real quick
Case I had an awkward first date today
Well, I hate to hear that Lauren I
Hope that uh, you know if you do go on another one that it's less awkward next time
One trillion
Are you for real?
One trillion dollars is how much Walmart is worth.
You're talking about trillion with a T, not no, not no B. Trillion, which would make
it one million billion, correct?
with the five. Thank you.
Dude, I discovered the best YouTube channel ever, by the way.
I was laying in my bed for I went to sleep the other night.
I had a YouTube short pop up. I was like, wait, who is this?
Some super smart dude. And he reacts to videos about like science and nuclear
stuff and he just co is things like this like the smartest dude in the world his
name's like Tyler nuclear or something like that yeah Tyler Falsy on YouTube
bro that dude's video started popping up on the YouTube source I'm like yo this is
like the coolest this is like the smartest guy in the world like actually
like the smartest guy in the world like I don't see anybody being smarter than
that guy. Tyler Falsy. Yo random with the five gift or 50 gifted yo W random with the
50 gifted Lord have mercy. W random with the 50 gifted. Oh my goodness. Appreciate that
random. You're smarter. No bro's like bro so smart you couldn't even make a joke to
And he'd be like, oh, actually, and you're like, oh, well,
never mind.
Yeah, he's a nuclear engineer or something.
I was like, man, I don't understand what bro's saying,
but this low key cool.
Like for real, I did not know what bro was saying.
But I was like, dude, it makes sense.
And then I unlocked it.
I'm like, oh, I'm just as smart as he is now.
That's life.
You know what else is life?
The fact that the wind streak is going to stay alive for another day.
We still have yet to drop the wind streak.
Okay.
The wind streak has yet to be broken and it will not be broken.
Now, random with another 25 gifted.
Oh my goodness.
W random with another 25 gifted.
Oh my goodness.
W random for real with a 25 gifted.
What's the streak at now?
I don't know, Chad.
What is the win streak at now?
It's gotta be like nine, 10 days, bro.
It's getting up there for real.
like dude okay it's getting up bar what is it huh case those pinky toe with five
Are you playing Rewind 9-9? Yes! Godly! I don't see it!
Won't you, won't you be here on time? You know it!
I
Let me check the shop.
We got the general in here.
The general is always there.
Anything new in the shop?
I think my power is going to go out.
I don't know what's going on.
Who knows?
Yeah, who am I getting bro?
Dude, this is the best store refresh.
Oh my goodness.
In a minute, bro.
Give me this.
give me this. Give me this. I got all of it. Give me this too. I wanted that other one too.
What's going on. I want you to
shut up and scream. Who am I
playing as?
Chris Redfield is following you on
channel at 4320? What? Wait, what are you talking about? Van
value
What
What are you talking about?
It's on what?
Oh, Van Valen.
Oh, then Valin Oh, you meant Dan Allen 43 20 hold up.
I'm trying to get to the bottom of this.
What you talking about?
I hope for his sake that he you know is an honorable individual who wins that fight Leona
and Chris is this a real question?
Can you even call it a fight?
Yeah, I got you, man.
actually this is this is big streamer his name's you know we just so we're
clear we would get fucked up badly yes he would Chris anyway yeah I agree man I
agree there's a spider behind you what you mean where check that's not a spider
that's the ceiling fan dang bro we've been through this
I'm going to get flack for that. I agree. Sorry, Nick. Jeff's got your number. I'm sorry.
I'm not sorry. Well, you people don't know you kind of got that martial arts background,
and Muay Thai, Jiu Jitsu, you did that.
Even if you had a minute, correct?
Wait a minute.
I mean, I don't want to,
I really don't want to overstay my ability in any way.
I have dabbled in those things, and I have done that.
No, I'm professional at getting my ass kicked.
No, you're not, Chris, stop.
Yeah, but I have had some, you know,
some experience doing those things.
You always win, Chris, okay?
B with the 10, thank you.
With him very much.
Yeah.
I'm very, very, very much a novice.
But yeah, but yeah, Leon doesn't say I have a chance.
Well, while we're on this topic, man,
I got a couple of fag questions.
So I put out that I was gonna be talking to you
and I got about a thousand questions back.
So we're not gonna get to all of them.
We're gonna couple in,
because I know you've got to run, sir.
Do you know Keso? He's a big streamer and absolutely loves Chris Redfield.
Now, this was going to ask you this is each stream, he's about 10 million followers.
He loves Chris Redfield. He'll go to bat for him.
Yeah. And he talks to people and they say, oh, we like Leon more than Chris.
But this guy, he is Chris all the way.
Massive streamer. Have you heard of him? Keso?
Yeah.
D-A-S-E-O-H.
Keso.
He's like a Twitch guy.
Yeah, look him up. Yeah, he's huge.
I'm gonna look him up.
He loves Chris.
You don't know me by now!
Chris, I've been pouring my whole life into you for years,
and you just now found out about me!
You don't know me yet!
Entertainment with the fire.
to see oh yeah I see now I see eight million followers look at this guy what
you mean look at this guy they didn't know we need this guy Chris I am the guy
for Chris
where'd it go buddy you ain't the real Chris you ain't the real Chris don't you
call me buddy Chris. Chris don't you make me switch over to Leon over here. You hear
me? Don't you dare. There is no way Chris just called me buddy. Way to go buddy. Are
you serious? He just said way to go buddy like a dog rolled over and you're feeding
them a treat. What are you kidding? Way to go buddy. Chris, I will pull out my 15
streamer awards and my multiple YouTube plaques on you, Chris. Don't you dare
say way to go buddy to me. Don't don't you dare. Way to go buddy. Like I'm a dog
that just roll over and get a trip way to go buddy what
wait what'd you say never meet your heroes
well guess what got anything to say for him because he'll probably say this
First case, so I'm now following you on Twitch.
And oh, you're now following me.
I thought he said he's not.
You in here right now?
Chris, are you in here?
I don't think you understand the true scale of this
if you're in here.
So I'm now following you on Twitch.
And you got to rectify that.
Yeah, no, no, I am following now. Yeah. Yeah. And if, uh, if I, if I catch this,
if I catch a stream, I'll pop on and say what's up.
Nice. Chris, you in here?
Chris, I don't think you understand the sheer scale of this operation
that I've been running for Chris Redfield. I have been literally Chris Redfield's
entire PR for the past since I've been streaming. Okay, I like literally I'm
holding Chris Redfield up like if it wasn't for me, I am the shield for
Chris.
Entertain the factory with the five.
Is he in here? I don't know. I don't even know what his twitch name is. We'll
never see it. If he what's his twitch name? I'll never see it.
Yeah, that's cool. I love that. He's a Chris fan
You know, it's so funny while we're doing fan questions. You're talking about getting somebody messaged me a question
Before our interview also
What's his twitch name?
Somebody just said at Chris Redfield bro, that's not gonna be it
Dude that is not gonna be it little skid mark with the team get the thank you
Bro, that's cool though, that's a Chris, okay, we're making progress.
Either way, we're making progress.
We have secured the Chris Redfield Twitch follow.
That is crazy that he said, way to go buddy.
That's wild.
That's actually crazy that he said, way to go buddy.
That came out of left field.
That blindside me like crazy.
That's actually way to go buddy.
his son that just hit us just hit something off the T ball. Sweet with the
five. Wrong Chris though. Yeah. What was the Chris from Resident Evil 5? What was
his name? It's Roger Clark. No, that's Arthur Roger Smith. Roger Craig Smith.
There's two Chris's He said way to go, buddy.
This is why Chris Redfield clears early on clears now, not can be.
But look here.
We have made We have made big progress here.
He knows I exist now.
Okay, Tori with the five gifted, thank you.
He knows I exist now.
We've made progress.
If there's a compilation of me being
a Chris Redfield defender,
it would be five hours long.
Amazon employee with the five gifted, thank you.
Yo, shout out to who sent those bits
and told me about this.
I had no idea this existed.
That's cool.
That's actually cool.
Get a Chris Redfield body pillow that would be clean.
That would be clean for real.
Wow.
This is the best day of my life.
No joke.
This is great.
Chad ain't this just great?
Huh?
Tell me this ain't just great.
doesn't he voice act Carlos and
resident will three remake to
I'm pretty sure saw so what the
team get that. Thank you. Yeah,
bro's multi talented bro voice
acted Carlos and the resident
will three remake and the new
Chris Broga motion Broga
motion for real. Okay, look
What are you going to invite me to a quick disconnect to me?
Chad am I going to sully action?
Are we going sully?
Entertainment factory with the fire, thank you.
Yeah, I saw that lost. Thank you.
Dude, we got some stuff.
Chat. That was a crazy store refresh there.
We got this one.
Dude, wait a minute. That's hard.
Yo, this is low-key clean!
Sully one?
I got scammed.
I got scammed on Sully. They didn't give me Sully.
I bought the bundle. Oh, there it is.
Where's the that's crazy.
Do I run this one to start with?
This is insane.
We'll run this to start with.
That is so tough.
Oh my goodness.
If I start playing horrifically bad and the streak winds up being in danger,
we're going to have to go back to the door until I can get the streak back.
But maybe I won't play bad enough for where that has to happen.
Yo chat, tell me this wasn't the best fall guy store refresh in a hot minute.
Dude, this was the best refresh in a minute.
Now y'all can finally quit hating on the door. Finally chat. Finally. Y'all happy
now? They all can stop hating on the door?
Let's go. I used to hold the world record on this course two and a half years ago.
Chris Redfield literally said, wait a go, buddy.
That's unreal.
That's, that's crazy.
Wait, why am I still the door?
Why am I the door, I said it!
That was so clean.
Did you saw me change it?
3 with the 5. Dude, imagine my scru- my- my account is glitched and I'm forced to door
forever.
Didn't I just...
Mine?
I don't know why y'all steal my strategy, bro.
Bro, get off my butt!
Mine?
It's mine too, bud. Don't even bother.
Told ya!
Mind!
I should've went for it.
I hate everything.
I can't believe what's happened.
What am I looking at?
That's mine buddy, mine's on leave.
This mode is so stupid.
I mean, good lord.
I'm there.
Golly man!
Yeah, y'all start to get a little concerned in you.
It was never in doubt, okay?
Never.
It was never in doubt.
You know what they need to do for that mode?
They need to have like special buttons that are like red that are worth like three that
are rare.
me. You know how like in the ring games there's like a gold one every now and then that's
worth a lot? Dude. I'm still so mad at getting changed to skin. Why not? The door's not too
much aura. You think Chris Redfield's voice actor and Leon are friends? Or do you think
that I've made him not like each other due to my love for Chris instead and that he's
like jealous
I'm here!
He is not jealous, yes he is!
Why did he say way to go buddy?
Dude, why did he say that?
I messed up about that.
Why did he say way to go buddy?
Why?
Crazy
I'll sell quite a gold mine.
Easy money.
Oh, ho ho!
I tagged you and your mom, Jeff made a video and it's on TikTok, check it out.
Cap, no he did not.
That means he must have been watching right now.
was it uploaded? Taste my wife loves you more than me. What do I do? I mean, I mean, look,
He just likes to watch his stream.
He's gonna have to lock in, too.
Did he for real make a video?
I don't believe that, bro.
So I find, I'm on my mark, find it then, no way.
This mode is so stressful at the end, chat.
This is one of the best finals, though, no joke.
Oh, said way to go, buddy!
Bro, what do you mean by that?
That's what I would kill my dog if he rolled over.
Don't take this one too!
Why would you come over here, bro?
Why would you come to my side?
Why?
I'm gonna go somewhere else.
This mess of my game.
That have been the first, that have been the first, dude, that have been the first game
of the day, one, two.
it's showing I have what? I am the Sully skin right now. Yes. We are the Sully skin
Literally right now.
Second game to dub right here.
I got a good feeling I'm playing here though.
That was a good game.
Just got a code kitty for the rest of the year.
Oh yeah, chat.
By the way, if you do eat CCs anywhere between now
and the rest of the year,
if you use code kitty on the app or at the restaurant,
you get the large mac and queso for $8.99
through the rest of the year instead of $10.99
like it usually is.
WCC's for real.
Can't beat it, bubba.
So you walk up into the CC's and be like,
hey, I'm gonna use code kiddie.
I'm gonna get that Mac and queso large for $8.99.
It's what I'm gonna do.
Case I had CC's tonight.
Well, hey, if you have it again, you know what to do.
Why am I still the door?
I'm gonna have to restart the game after this.
I'm gonna have to restart the game after this round.
W. Maddie Thrill, I appreciate that.
Appreciate you, Maddie.
Yeah, seriously, imagine, though, that I'm stuck on the door forever.
I'm stuck on the door literally forever, bro.
like dude forever. And it is what it is. And you know what? If it is, so be it. After
After this game try closing it and reopening it.
I just...
I just said
What's this?
That's a new text right there you see that
What am I doing?
I gotta close the app and restart it's not it's not activating my skin. I don't know what's going on
I got to I got to I got to cocky right there. That's on me
Hey Michael Jordan missed free throws didn't they?
The goat can still miss
Time stuff and I did
It is what it is buddy. I'm not mad about it because it was my own fault
I'm not mad about it
Because it was my own fault
What?
Yes.
You saved.
Yes.
Yes!
Right?
Imagine I load into this game again.
Dude, I don't know what would happen. What would happen when the world explode?
No way we're cursed. It's like you're playing a video game and you pick up an item that
It has like binding on it and you can't take it off until it breaks.
I'm kind of nervous.
The crow called you buddy.
I know you don't have to remind me again.
I'm still thinking about it.
Oh, yeah, we're good! I can see the outline! Hello? Oh my goodness, look at me! Oh, this
Oh, this is clean!
First one in the pipe!
Chad, was this a good purchase y'all? Take it once. You have to be kidding me.
That was so clean, did you see? I dropped off the top of the thing!
That's called the K-Sotet!
I just invented it!
This skin is so clean, dude!
First one in!
Way to go buddy!
Did he say way to go buddy or did he say good job buddy?
I can't remember.
He said way to go.
That's like the worst imaginable.
That's literally what Sonic would tell the Chowls in the Chow Garden in Sonic Adventure
2 Battle when you would feed him and like rock him, he'd be like, way to go buddy.
That's literally what he would say to him.
Man, he may sound like I just won my first T-Ball game.
I
Shawberries one green
Yo, get this disgusting milk carton off of me, like, oh my goodness.
You pathetic bum!
Three grapes.
Four coconuts.
Three grapes.
That skin's changing colors.
That skin, that lizard skin.
What is his name?
What is his skin?
It changes.
You just doomed yourself the rest of your life, I promise you did.
Three bananas, two pears.
I see.
This thing's Randall?
Oh!
Randall or Randall?
Randall?
Randy Orton?
Where'd he go buddy?
Hurt.
Hurt man.
Do I go for the hammer?
Swisky
But it could work
I'm insane
something fell off the tape
all right gg there's a stream sniper in here too yeah gg especially on this map
Okay, kill it. I didn't want to have to, but kill it.
Nathan, you can't kill it. Just literally just kill it. Get it out of here.
You're gonna die now. Because you want to grab me the entire game, I gave you plenty of chances and now you're literally gonna die.
I will see to it personally if I have to that you will die.
I'll die for it, I don't care.
I'll die for it, I'll die for it, I'll die for it.
I'll die for it, I'll die for it.
Don't care you died.
Too bad bud.
Absolute farm animal.
Miku's still in.
Run a prediction on Miku.
actual dog, like dog, loveless, touchless, kissless, just pathetic disgrace of a bio-organism,
truly. Maybe Miku will pull it off though. What's the prediction look like for Miku
right now. 74% no one Miku while y'all are doubting the shooter general right now. There's
There's only four people left.
Oh, Miku, come on, Dan!
Miku, come on!
That's a good start. The shooter general got a dub. Now it's my turn. Now it's my turn.
way to go, buddy. He knows we exist, though. That's all that matters. That's all that
matters is that he knows we exist. That's all that matters. That's it. Ain't that
right chat. That's all that matters is that he knows we exist. He knows he's
in here cap. No, he's not.
Cyborg with the 10. Thank you.
You can't just say I'm here and it be you.
You know that, right?
This is it.
This is it. The streak isn't in a danger yet. We're only what three games in it's fine.
No way he plays low guys.
No way.
I'm crazy with it I did not know you could do a boost like that
That's crazy
I can't see the names how you doing buddy?
No, you're banned.
You can't get away with that on the Chris Redfield game.
You ain't Chris buddy, you ain't gonna come here and call me buddy.
Only Chris Redfield can get away with saying, way to go buddy, and even then it barely slides.
Here we go with these emos.
Here we go with them.
Yay, I got an emo.
Yay.
Congrats.
We're just going to go and get shoved in a locker in school tomorrow.
You're doing all this?
Just go get shoved in a locker in school.
You have to be kidding me!
YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!
Wait a minute.
I hate to say it, but we're gonna have to go back to the door.
We're gonna have to go back to the door.
Wait a minute, no, this is bad.
We're actually gonna have to go back to the door, like, seriously.
Wait a minute, no.
We'll try again with the sully, but dude, hold up.
Or the one in the hazmat suit was clean, too.
I don't know.
But I know I'm not playing good right now.
I know that either way.
Y'all are tired of the door, though.
So are y'all for real tired of the door?
Man.
The lizard one, oh, the Randall one?
The Randall one's clean too,
because it changes colors and stuff.
I think the hazmat would be the play
if I continue to play man here.
If I continue to play bad here, I'll
switch to the hazmat.
That one's just clean.
Michael's out skiing.
No, I have bad.
No, there was a strange sniper that always followed me.
The Michael's out skiing.
I can't go to that one yet.
There's no way.
No, I'm not going back to Patrick.
I just bought a new set of skins, bro.
We gotta use the new ones.
I just spent like a total of 15 bucks.
My martyrs went off.
Okay it's back.
If you have somebody else that has the uh, solely skin I'm out.
We're switching.
Gotta mute my game because one of these just absolute insects just has to spam emotes because
that's the only thing it knows how to do like it literally doesn't know any other
motor function but that it's crazy it probably can't even like a microwave
like a party pizza or something it's it's crazy like truly it's just a
humunculus like literally just a straight humunculus now watch what I'm
beautiful star doing it again watch
Dude the Soli stand is hard
Or who's this over here in this on the left the thing they got a word to stand in there looking off of the distance
You see that's the most on a war
Dude I almost didn't make it bro
Yeah, we watched that. I can't
see the link though. I think
that's the same one we watched.
Let's go. We're good. chat. We're
good. We're good.
I like this. I like airtime.
Let's go.
Type 1 if you believe, champ.
I might go with the hazmat skin either way, bro.
I was kind of tempted to use it to start with too.
You know what I mean?
Like, bro, I might.
No, I missed it!
I
Let's go.
Y'all really wanted me to get the mushroom action check.
Come on.
Y'all want to be running around looking like this, looking like Toad?
I still wanna figure out a strat, how to get to the center ring on this when that's
gold every time. You know what I mean? There has to be a like a specific route unless there's just
not. I don't know, but I feel like there's gotta be.
That was close!
That was close right there!
Why?
You can win this? I can count on one hand how many times I've won this specific final.
I'm the all-in-our!
No!
Dude, I was right there, man!
I'm sorry, we're like five
games there to have the streak
is not in danger right now.
We're good. Do I switch? Do I
switch? Look here. I want to
give this skin a chance right
here. Hold on. I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it. No joke. I'm feeling it for real. Yeah, 100% chat the hazmat. Type one
if you want a hazmat suit. You know what hazmats remind me of? The back rooms. You know what
the back rooms reminds me of? Coolness. I like the back rooms. I need Chris to tell
Tell me you got this, buddy.
Yeah, LeBron, yeah.
This skin is clean.
This skin is clean!
That's a wrap.
Laser Focus!
and
Who in here who who in here is drinking sugar-free lemonade right now?
Anybody else but me drinking on some sugar-free lemonade right now.
I might be the only person in here drinking sugar-free lemonade right now.
Who in here is drinking water?
Cap!
Yo, baby, what the fuck, thank you!
I just don't know where your life went wrong I don't know how you wind up like you I really
don't. I don't understand how you wind up like you, man. I don't understand. How do you wind up to be
that? How? Where did it go wrong? Like, truly? Like, oh my goodness, I can't imagine what had to have
gone wrong. Go ahead and chase me the whole game, Squidward. Wind up like all the rest of them.
You'll catch me one day, bud.
Well, somebody else got it.
I got time.
No, you keep that.
No, you're gonna get it.
You ain't gonna take it.
I sold my second.
You think there's a setting to where you can mute emotes?
Is that a setting, you think?
Surely.
There is?
That would suck to have to do that.
have you won I just got here now I'm like six games and I have it one yet
super bubble
I am awful at everything.
World record airtime on this map.
I'm killed right here.
Superbody!
Superbody Deluxe!
There's another scan I want, how do you get this?
You know, we need Chris Redfields again.
I think I said it before, but we do need a Chris Redfields again.
And his slogan when he pops up a message is, Way to go, buddy.
And you can just spam it.
I am Chris Redfield, matter of fact. Maybe I was Chris Redfield the whole time.
Now somebody can put this dog down like truly, like honestly.
You keep selling. Did you really just say that to me? I keep selling. I did literally
everything within my power. So I'm there. I didn't sell. Chad, if I lose one more right
here, we might have to go back to the door. No joke. We might have to like seriously.
We lose one more. The streak might be getting close to being in danger. We're gonna have
have to go back to the door. No joke ski for real ski. Like no joke ski for real ski might
have to go back to the door. I know for some of you don't like the door, but I like the
door or our door, right? You'll have your birthday. Maggie Chateau Maggie have a birthday
they Maggie? I hate it. But yeah, look, it's been our best skin. It has. It's been our
best skin. The door has it's undeniable, unfathomable, incomprehensibly, undeniably.
you know what I mean? It is.
Let's go. I used to have the world record. Man, I'm bad at talking about it.
But I did though, two and a half years ago.
I did for real.
WOOOOO
OH MY GOD DID YOU FEEL IT
3 SPIENCE!
3 OLD!
I got to use the restroom after this one, I'm already through half of this lemonade not even
godly.
Bottle flip.
Oh my goodness it landed.
Let's go.
Oh my goodness it landed let's go let's go
It's ridiculous.
Get him with the case, though. You see that?
Hit him with the queso again.
That's so clean!
I
Yeah, kill the great dinosaur bro like it's getting ridiculous. I'm not we're not about to go back to these days buddy. I am not I
Will send them shooters on you in a heartbeat you're about to sit here and follow me around and grief my game and get away with it
You ain't
Cattle! Straight Cattle!
There is not words to describe this really not!
It's part of the game, I'm not ironically banning you after this round, I'm so serious, I'm
I'll go back and find you.
Part of the game, yeah, for me and nobody else.
Bottle flip.
I'm dead serious about a flick just landed like that
I'm for real
What am I gonna do it again that didn't get
Loveless for your entire pathetic life, I promise.
You will spend your entire life alone.
I'm sure your family's already shunned you anyway.
More than likely, because who would want to be around that?
There's no way anybody would.
This was the easiest block party map in first place.
It's gonna be a party mappin' forever.
That is crazy.
Can't believe you're stringing this again with the grabbing still being a thing.
It's been better, but like today there's been a few insects in here doing it,
but it's been better because of the shooters.
What your ceasing is letting you take your poster home when they're done with it. Wait, that's actually dope. That's cool. Appreciate you, jeez. That's cool.
I am undeniably honing in on the two things in here.
Even calling them a thing, it's just like nothing. I wish I could refer to it without having to forgive it any minute.
Come on, man.
My trueless.
What the hell? What can I get? What?
I'm not sure if I can do that.
Hold that!
You filthy freak!
Get out of my game!
Absolute ball!
Hold that bud!
Oh, now you're going to ram me while you ram me?
Now, won't you play it out, you're gone.
Sing it.
Oh, you suck.
Why you ramming?
Like pathetic.
Actually, pathetic.
You're so pathetic.
Like, you are truly the worst of humanity.
That's why Flippy won and you didn't because you are awful at everything including Fall
Guys but you're worse at everything else in life.
At least Flippy won.
I hate these people, I truly hate them, like I actually hate them.
Not people but I hate these things.
Like I wouldn't rather live in a world full of spiders than have these things in it.
No joke.
is the streak in danger chat is the streak in danger dude hey if I lose
this next one look here I'm going back to the door yo Adam with the tea and
What's good Adam? W Adam man?
Precate that Adam
W Adam brother
My mouse is died
I'm good. I'm good
I do chat, I swear that the shriek, it can't end, it can't.
It's been going too long to end now, right?
It really has.
It's because Chris called you, buddy.
You think that's it?
No, it's really not, it's because of these things that we all know what they are, what
it is.
they because that's that giving it like a like referencing its being but there's
nothing to reference it's just a ball of cells that happens to be like an
organic being that's alive
I'm going all in, I'm going all in on what?
It better be going all in on police.
Those are the incredible holes, scared in this game too.
Is there every skin in the game ever?
How is there all these skins and not a single Chris Redfield has more motion than the Hulk?
How is it the Hulk in the game not Chris Redfield?
What am I watching?
I
Chris Redfield just got first.
He's just good at everything. It's crazy.
He got first. How was Chris Redfield literally good at everything?
Why can't I be Chris Redfield?
Like somebody had to be born and be Chris Redfield and that wasn't me.
know what I mean because if you were Chris who'd be K so nobody they're just
be Chris and I'd be Chris. I'm up to rename myself Chris Redfield. No, that's crazy.
I got a bad feeling bro, I don't know if the streets are gonna live.
That's my time to get a kill there again, imagine that.
Or something good, I mean.
I'm locked though.
I
Alright peace off cake
Come on man
Come on man.
R.I.P. softcake.
Did he get a win yet? No.
Unfortunately.
Ooh I like this map!
That sound like thunder.
Was that in the game?
Wait, what is that noise?
Come on man, right here.
We're good.
As long as I don't mess up severely, we're in the clear.
I took the wrong route, what am I doing?
Clean!
I believe in the queen!
First one to claw, let's go!
Let's go.
Chris was first again.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Like, how's he good at fall guys too?
It doesn't make sense.
How?
like how's he good at fall guys too it doesn't make sense how
Chris, if you're in here watching, I'll win this in the real.
You said you followed me.
Spectacular with the five.
I'm selling them.
Clean.
I'm selling.
No, no, why you over here?
Oh my goodness, I just messed up my route forever.
It's me too, Virtus.
So not only is he buffed, strong, handsome,
saved the world on the regular, all of that,
he's better than me at the one thing I'm good at.
He's better than me at Fog Eyes, on top of everything else.
Unbelievable, but what am I?
It has to be done.
The streak is officially in danger mode.
It has to be done right now.
it does. There it is. The shriek is in danger. We're breaking it back out. We are, we are
breaking it back out right now. Chris Redfield is is is buff. He's cool. He's smart.
He's rich, he kills zombies, he's a hero, he's swole, he's ripped, and all of that,
the one thing that I have on him, maybe I'm better in Fall Guys than he is, nope, he just
comes, he logs on and beats me, okay, like what am I, just look, what am I?
It's unbelievable.
Come on, right here.
The quirky mountains back in here.
Oh!
My goodness.
I'm going to break my controller in half and get serious.
I got the recovery though.
We're good Chad.
I got the recovery.
Why my lemonade's spilling?
Why my lemonade spilling?
I'm angry.
I'm a rashly angry.
Two, just let me get my win, please, bro.
Please release me.
It might be over, Chat, no joke.
Chat, it might be over.
There's only one Rhino at work today,
so we might be all right. Surely it won't just specifically come for me. Look, that's
already facing it. Look, it's already facing me.
You see what I'm saying?
the green alien skin never mind the
Michael's out he skins dead anyway
because it sucks just the green
alien skin this constant walking
around grabbing like oh my goodness
it's just ridiculous dude I'm locked up
chat I'm locked this could be it the
This could be it the door the door a the door
How does anyone get eliminated in that game buddy trust me I have I have plenty of times believe me
The door I
I just joined. How many wins? Zero. Zero.
So whoever drives the robot strings sniping, too, why are you just saying over here?
I
I'm gonna lick you in last second.
As you know, I should be faking that robot because it killed the thing that was just constantly sitting there grabbing me, so I appreciate it.
I am about to...
I'm about to get naked, like truly.
Why must they give me Kraken Slam?
Why, chat?
Stop giving me Kraken Slam!
It's better than the maze?
Dude, I really can't say it is!
Look at Porky Mountain!
Well, it's quarch time, buddy!
I
Know
I just won my win!
I think the streak's over.
I'll try again, but I think the streak's over.
It's ended.
I think the streak's ended.
I think it's, I think it's dead.
Well, look how hard I hit my table.
Dude, look at that.
Dude, look how hard I hit my table.
Look at that mark.
Bro, this is, bro, this is crazy, man.
Bro, this is crazy, man.
Set him to fight, thank you.
How does that dude...
Is it over?
Oh...
This is it right here. Come on. This is it. This is it. Let's go. This is it. Shut up.
This is it.
Move on my way!
Bro, just get me out, man.
I have the world record on that course, too.
Oh, Lermin's in here, Gigi!
Hey, chat Lermin's in here!
to the G-ski.
Lerman, yeah, that's the best way ever.
Watch, I bet you he's gonna set like a new world record right here. Watch this.
I can guarantee you Lerman will be the first one to go all.
Like this dude's name is K-Sell built like a blast ball.
Here's his name in the game!
I am in suffering.
Flipping up her, wow!
I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over the street. No joke. I'm over it. I got
one more in me. It's not happening. This this game has been some straight up
swap.
I'm changed out the door skin. You got me messed up. The door is done. I'm
done with the door. I'm done with the door. I'm done with the door. I'm done
with the door period. I am done with the door chat. You hear me? The door. It's
done. I'm done with the door. No more is the door. You understand me? No more will
be the door.
Can I get a stream recap? Yeah, I got cooked by Leon Kennedy's voice actor and
Chris Redfield called me buddy and I've lost every fall guys game.
that is literally what's happened. It was great getting cooked by Chris Redfield
and Leon, but I'm playing like garbage. I'm truly playing like garbage. Like I
have no one to blame but myself, Chad, right here. Like actually I don't. I have
no one to blame but myself. Because I'm man enough to admit, I'm man enough to
admit that it's my fault. Because I take accountability for my actions all the time.
Let's go.
All three of them clocked in, GG.
I surprised y'all with the Patrick skin.
You're welcome.
You're welcome. I'll surprise y'all with the Patrick skin.
He's back. Look at it. Look at it.
Follow him.
Oh, did you see that, Joe?
Dude, why does this grey dragon keep getting in my game?
And why is it not instantly dead to the shooter's side here?
I'm not slacking off.
What am I paying y'all for?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
It's Godzilla same thing, whatever.
Big wizard.
With Godzilla, I got a problem with it.
Tell him to tell me Godzilla can be, I'ma slap him.
He ain't gonna do nothing, I'll slap Godzilla.
me messed up. I wish Godzilla would try to do something to me.
I'm getting the helicopter fly up, I live with them, jump out of the helicopter with
a parachute and on my way down just, HWAH! Smack them so hard he just instantly gets
knocked out.
Who'd that be clean? No, that has to be clean.
No, that wouldn't be clean, though.
Ah, yes! Ah, yes!
Ah, yes! Ah, yes! Everything's hitting me! Okay!
I'm in dead last
This game is actually so bad. It's so bad
I have literally one more in me and I'm done. No joke this game sucks so bad. It's unreal
It's actually unbelievable how egregious this game is like it is egregious. It is so egregious
What is going on truly? What is going on? What is happening?
What is it doing?
I got one more in the streets done this game has made me irrationally
unfathomably, unconstitutionally angry tonight. You know what? I've had it. I have. I've had
it. I'm running low on sugar-free lemonade. Oh, it's getting bad. That's my only lifeline.
reaching out give me a life line
bottle flip
didn't hit it
didn't hit it see I'm honest
I'm honest
alright last one
You happy birthday, bellow?
the streak alive? Hey, it's either here or it's never.
Putting everything on the line, chat!
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to get the best out of this.
I'm trying to get the best out of this.
We have a chance.
There's a chance here.
There really is.
There really is a chance here.
Once you start getting angry at the game, it's over.
True.
Literally true.
No, Joe.
Once you start getting mad, it's just all downhill.
like a snowball. Maybe need another breath, man. Oh, yeah, I'm
Oh, yeah, I'm walking. Wait, I'm back.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
Game or mint, engage.
I'm playing with it.
We're going to talk about it.
We ain't gonna talk about it.
Oh, yeah
Look at it
Wait, that's not doable.
Did they know that?
Bro thought it was still doable.
is still doable.
Well, I was gonna send it and jump,
but I got to looking at it, I was like, wait a minute.
That doesn't look like it normally does.
Bro just went for it.
Yo, is this a different map or something?
because you can usually hit that, but when I walked up I'm like, hold on.
Bro said I'm going.
Yo, healing with the five, thank you.
Bro said I'm going.
Everybody was screaming at him, no, don't go, no.
He said, no, I'm going down there.
He gone, there he gone.
Man, what, that's weird.
Why was it like that?
Miku dead?
Get him with the jato, clean.
Get him with the case though!
Clean!
Get him with the case though!
Clean!
I'm gonna go back to the base.
This mint just saved my life. I feel better now.
I'm not gonna let that placebo kick in. I feel better.
You know what I mean?
I'm good now.
Yo, Bruce, get with the team. Thank you.
Miss please, man, please.
Just give me a good fight.
You're Bruce D with the 25 gift and W Bruce D with the 25 gift and thank you self made
with the pin.
W Bruce D for him.
Well, I was in first, but this game this game is actually awful.
It's so stupid.
It's actually so stupid, unbelievable.
Like literally nobody cares, nobody cares bro, could give me these pop-o's man.
him. Lord have mercy on you. What in the cards, bro? Game sucks. Game fell off. Actually,
game sucks for real. Like what was that?
That right there might have been the worst day of all guys your boys ever had.
That was rough!
there buddy. I couldn't get nothing going. Your self made with another teen gift
that W self made with another teen gift that thank you. You know what time it is
though.
Spooky time is what it is.
with the five. Spooky time is what it is. So you best get you a
diaper. Hey, you best get you a diaper. It's a grandma horror
game too, so you know it's got to be good.
Hey.
Right on.
get you a dypion chat self made with the team hey you best get you a dypion
Oh!
I'm not sure if I can get through this one, but I'm sure I can get through this one.
I'm not sure if I can get through this one.
We're about to go visit Mimo.
All them granny horror games look good.
Look at the dog ski.
Look at grandma.
Hey, grandma.
Is it just me or is this literally the interior of the house from Ah Nomes, the Nome game?
Am I tweaking?
This game of this game is
visiting grandma.
Let's go see what grandma is talking about. We're going to go and visit her.
We've played horror games before about going to visit grandma. They always wind up bad for us.
Pre-fire the sensitivity. Yep.
Visiting grandma.
live in the middle of nowhere.
Godly.
I know this house ain't got no internet.
I ain't staying tonight.
But this is cinema.
What you doing, grandma?
Is that me?
What's up with the music?
Oh, grandma.
This is very dramatic music godly we just visiting grandma what's up with all the theatrics
Car clean no not gonna lie car clean sensitivity too high didn't pre-fire it
good. Let's see what it is now.
Perfect. Harleen with the five thank you. Yo what's going on they got
livitating birds? Oh no, that's flying.
All right, Grandma! Let me get a little lay of the land before I go
kill Grandma on here. Let me make sure ain't nothing weird going on.
Wow. This looks straight out of Fallout New
Vegas. Looks like, looks like, looks like I'd be
looking for like a, like a bobby pin or something in here.
Toolbox key is required. Wait, is she gonna make me do some work? You got me
messed up. All right, let's go, uh, let's go visit grandma, chat. Yo, in with the
five. Thank you.
Is this a granny light? She's already looking at us.
Oh, I got flowers for Grandma in the car. Oh, how nice.
Got some flowers for Grandma.
That's very nice of us to do that for Grandma. Not gonna lie.
The fact that she's already looking through the window is like creeping me out.
I was going straight in.
I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in.
Let me take these sliders with the granny.
Nice place you got granny. Not gonna lie.
Wait a minute.
I said this was the interior from Burglin Gnomes.
You know where the first place we saw this interior was?
No, it's not from Berglin-Ohms.
Look.
Hold up.
I teach my kids to tackle their goals one step at a time.
A region's green perp plan helped me build a down payment.
It gives like old school look, grandma, by silent steel too.
On everything I love, this is the same countertop.
Green vase, regular vase.
My memory is absolutely unbelievable, dude.
The f**k's off.
I'm spreading all your vibe in here.
Same loophapwee!
Same seat, different...
No, same seat!
Joe, what the f**k?
Bro, we don't care?
Okay, you're about to care about this, ain't you?
Peace.
Maybe, maybe the mausoleum ban you if you sit in an unbanned or quiz sale was joking or something.
Peace, though.
I'll explain what I want to explain. Got me messed up.
Got me absolutely messed up.
No way Silent Steel stole this game. This just came out, what do you mean?
Hey Granny, I like your house, I like what you did with the place. I ain't gonna stay tonight or nothing, cause I know you ain't got no internet.
This year? Okay.
Hello, my sweet boy. Is it really you?
What beautiful flowers. Put the flowers in the vase and come chat with me.
Yeah, it's me Grandma. Wow, you haven't changed a bit.
I'll put these flowers in the vase and come join you in a minute.
What vase you want me to put these in granny?
Hey if you didn't know any better you wouldn't think this was a horror game.
Okay granny I'm gonna go look for a vase to put your flowers in.
I'll be right back.
Hey what's good doll?
Can't move, can't move, okay.
Uh, vase for the flowers.
Vase for the flowers. Was there one in there?
Maybe I didn't see it?
Hey, grand-grand?
Oh, there we go. That's nice.
Castle, how you been, Granny?
Doctor's gave you good news.
Did you saw me into the wheel, by the way?
I'm just trying to, you know.
I missed you.
It's been way too long.
It has.
Not a day went by that I didn't think about you.
Now, tell me everything.
Are you eating well, sleeping enough?
One question at a time, Grandma.
but yes I'm eating well and sleeping enough most of the time I made a pizza
just how you like it can I ask you for a favor while I heat up the food was
that grandma sure grandma how can I help you know you know a lot about cars my
frack won't start would you take a look the key is upstairs in my room yeah
Yeah, sure grandma, I'll see if I can get that fixed.
Thank you my boy, the pizza will be ready soon.
W, grandma.
All right, Granny, I'ma go look at your truck real quick,
but I can't stay the night though,
because I can't stay the night.
You know, I got somewhere to get back to.
She ain't got nowhere to go,
there ain't no way I'm staying the night.
She said her he's she said her truck key was upstairs
Yo granny keeps the house clean though not gonna lie she keeps the place clean
Okay, can't go in there
Okay, her keys would not be in here
Dude, I've been flushed down this toilet before and burglar knows
That's crazy, bro
Okay, looking for some truckies, bro, Granny keeps this house so clean.
All right, grand-grand, where's your truckies at, open this.
Oh, there they go.
All right, let's go see if I can fix Grand-Grand's truck real quick.
case real quick what's your securit social security number dookie man 12
all right granny I'm gonna go work on your truck real fast I'll be right back
oh I gotta go out the front door I can't go it's a side door not working granny
okay I'll go out the front door skeet yo Vigo with the five thank you
Hey, W grandson chap
You'd be kind of peaceful living out here, don't you think imagine there was like a town like two miles out
It low-key be perfect wouldn't it like a town just a couple miles down the road, bro
Be worse
Hey look just look at this truck. I don't think this thing is no ever one again
the wires broken. I don't know what to do about that. Do I fix that for Granny?
Okay, let me go tell Granny there's a wire broken on her truck.
How could this possibly go wrong by the way? This seems so peaceful.
You know what I mean?
All right, let me tell Granny there's a wire broken on her truck.
Granny?
Pizza, pizza.
Pizza, pizza, I want me a slice of that!
Hold on, let me go back out here, maybe I'm tweaking.
Look like Granny walking on egg shales or something.
Okay, let me see if I can fix the truck. I don't really
Like she what she want me to do here I
Can't get in the toolbox because it's locked and I'll see no other stuff to use the work on it
Grand grand what you want me do
Maybe I'll try starting
Okay, now do I go tell her?
It does give off Kurds to County dog vibes, huh?
Granny, do you have a key to your toolbox so I can work on your truck?
I'm gonna go upstairs and look.
Yo, Trish with the tin, thank you.
Check the basement, wait, is there a basement?
Wait, this house has no basement, we're golden.
This surely just can't go bad.
Okay, does she have like a toolbox key up here?
Granny, you want me to work on your truck
and I got no tools?
Because when I hit E when it said the wire was, uh, oh, Granny be doing art?
Oh, that's cool.
I'm going to go back outside again, maybe I'm missing something, I don't know.
I got tools in my trunk or something. Yeah
No
Press the other wire do you really think I'm trying that I
Truly I am at a loss right now
What does she want me to do to fix this?
And I can't talk to her right now
What is this oh
It's a piece of the fence
I'm about to dip on granny not gonna lie. I'll just get my car and drop. Oh, I
Have to go say buyer or nothing. I'm about to just deal
Bro, how's you want me to fix it dude? It needs like some tape or something, but I ain't got no tape
Check the glove box, I don't think I could
Do I have Holding A man?
Hold me, hold me.
Hold me, hold me!
Hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me!
Hold me, hold me, hold me!
Hold me!
It's what y'all sound like!
I've held it!
This was a peaceful trip to grandma's house.
Show me the work on the truck.
I got no tools to work on the truck.
What do you want from me, grandma?
What's she looking at?
Well, grandma, I'm about to hit the road.
Granny, I'm about to hit the road for real, because I can't fix your truck. There's no...
Am I about to just melt?
It's gotta be in here, right? It's gotta be. But it's not.
no there's truly nothing this game has so much potential to oh my goodness why
would you do this devs this game has so much potential why would you do something
this stupid chat why would it be in the kitchen
My vibe has been killed. My vibe has been killed. I was gonna have a peaceful time at Granny's
It's in a drawer by the stove
I'm going to show you a little
bit more of the game.
So.
Yo devs like dog.
You have so much potential with
this game.
There is absolutely no reason to
make it that confusing to have
to search the house over to find
Just put a dot on it.
Lord!
All this to fix Granny's truck, she ain't even going nowhere.
Where Granny going?
Bingo?
With Leon?
All she had in here was a thing of duct tape.
Why was the duct tape locked in a box, Granny?
Fixed it, let me see if it runs.
Hey, it runs and I drive it!
Granny, I got your truck.
Hold on.
Granny, I got your truck running.
I'm going to take it for a spin real quick to make sure it's good, okay?
I'll be right back.
It works, do it!
What just happened?
Jack, the truck runs like a charm!
Oh, that's an invisible wall right there, okay, let's turn around.
Alright, she's gonna be happy with us, we're good.
Don't get that tree, don't get that tree.
Flame.
I'm stuck on something.
What am I stuck on?
I regret taking it for a spin.
SCREAM!
Chad, I think we did good.
Not gonna lie, I think we did good.
Runs good for an old truck.
Alright, finally.
Granny, I got your truck fixed.
Danny, the pizza is ready. Take a seat.
Thank you, Grandma. Your truck is fixed now.
I knew you would fix it. Thank you.
You're welcome. No worries. I mean, one wire was damaged.
Oh, I see. That truck is as old as me.
That's not true, by the way. You're my father.
They're my sister, but when she passed away it was passed down to me
Your sister granny. That's just not true. No, you have that's like a 1980s model
You were bare minimum born in the 40s. Yes, she passed away sadly Eliza was
She had a tragic life
It started after her 16th birthday
That night she locked herself in the attic. It wasn't some ordinary tantrum
as if something had summoned her.
What?
I found her days later, surrounded by burnt candles
and pages filled with writing I couldn't read.
Come on, do you think she was in contact with something?
Like a spirit.
Worse, she said it spout through mirrors.
Let me get up out of your place.
But when she gazed long enough,
it showed her the faces of people she'd never met
and promised they would follow her.
follow her oh whoa that sounds insane I thought so too but soon after she began
to change her voice would shift when she was angry it became deep and far too
calm about that like it wasn't her speaking we can talk about this over
that beat eventually she stopped sleeping my parents were scared and confused in
In the end, they sent her away to a mental hospital, one of those bleat places with
whole tiles and locked doors.
Right.
That must have been so hard Grandma.
Oh, it was.
What was it like for Eliza in the hospital?
I mean, what actually happened behind those walls?
You got me in that wheel-bottled witch-
Dr. John stepped in.
He told me she had a rare brilliance, and that her mind operated on a different frequency than other people.
Within a month, he had changed as well.
Look at the doll!
He stopped looking as anyone else, only her.
You got me that whip!
It was said he wandered the halls, whispering her name like a prayer.
I- Did he ever realize what he was doing?
What after the questions, Danny? I'm hungry!
too late. Dr. John broke every rule. There was a passage, an old maintenance tunnel.
He used it to sneak Eliza into his home. That's insane. Danny shut up! He thought he was
rescuing her. But Eliza didn't want saving. In that house she ruled. She convinced him
that they were connected, bound by fate.
Okay, Granny.
He stopped treating her like a patient
and started treating her like a goddess.
Okay, Granny.
Did anyone find out?
Granny, I swear!
Granny asked questions.
And John, he kept her hidden.
But one night, something shifted.
I don't know what figured it.
Maybe she saw something in herself she couldn't control.
Maybe the darkness inside her finally turned on him.
She locked him in that house.
Then she walked back through the tunnel
and then he went back to the mental hospital.
Ah, Lee, radio, you're talking all day.
Where's Eliza?
Oh, is this a flashback?
Oh, this is a flashback!
I have to go to the hospital in time for now.
Cinema flashback!
This is a fire hazard.
Who was that?
Like you got a candle right by that curtain.
One wind gust come through, it's over.
I'm not sure if it's a fire hazard.
like you got a candle right about that curtain one wind gust come through it's over
what is this room right here do i go in here hello
john
that's Eliza
you skipped the lore not heard it
But with granny said we got some pizza going three five
Chat three five
Three five
Now what does that mean you may ask I have absolutely no idea
But am I gonna find out maybe
We need to key to the storage room.
We have two numbers.
It's 35.
We must figure out what to do with said numbers.
Lock in.
This house is huge.
Granny grew up rich, I see.
Wow.
Granny grew up rich, chat.
Giz da house, she.
Wow, that got me a little bit.
I wasn't expecting that right there.
Was there something in there there since there was a jump scare on the way out?
No.
Dude, I thought the hallway closed in on us right there for a second.
OK, what's in here?
Nothing in there.
Granny.
Granny Ethan.
Ethan.
Oop oop.
T-CORDS.
Wait, that goes to the room down there?
Does it really?
Wait, that goes to the room down there? Does it really?
Talk about some Ethan.
Ethan!
Hello?
Alright, good talk.
Oh, what was that?
Storage room key is required.
Wait, I said,
what am I gonna use this key card for?
Hold up.
What does key card go to?
Can't be nothing in here.
What about it?
Ooh, pool table, that's a small pool table.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Okay, they have been dying, saying it.
Have I already been in here?
No I have not.
Have I been in here?
Yes, I have.
My eye, it's in.
Yo, fur delicious with the five.
Thank you.
Okay.
What's going on?
Chad, I don't got pink eye.
I've never had pink eye, Chad.
Have you ever had pink eye before?
No, hit it again, hit it again, no.
a queen.
Do I mustn't...
Oof.
Generator.
Spickle.
Requires fueling.
I saw a gas can earlier.
I know where to go.
Oof.
requires fueling I saw a gas can earlier I know where to go
Yo, that's the best part of the game, how far that is, guys!
Do it again, do it again!
Sing it!
Sing me back home!
With the song I used to hear.
There we go.
What about the hit it again, listen.
Hey, somebody needs to sample that, man!
That's holly!
Man! That's clean!
No, it's gone.
And what happened next?
I'll tell you tomorrow. It's getting late, and I'm really tired. Let's get some sleep.
Okay, Granny.
Okay. Good night, Grandma.
Good night, Granny.
Night night, Granny. You have good night.
Why did she slide out of the screen like that? Why did she slide out sideways?
Alright dawg, have a good night.
It looks like we did indeed eat the pizza, so do I got a bedroom granny?
Erma leaving. Oh, we're leaving for tonight, right? We ain't standing right here. I can't watch no YouTube.
Boor is locked.
We're not supposed to sleep.
Oh my goodness, dark in here.
I know why I'm sleeping in there.
Oh, this is me?
Oh, this is kind of clean.
Okay, I'm cool with that.
Night night.
Granny?
Grand-grand?
Oh, Granny?
Granny, where are you?
Granny, you up sleepwalking again?
Grand, Grand!
Oh, Granny?
Oh, you watching your stations?
Oh, it's not the same one.
Granny, what are you doing?
Oh, it was a dream.
We're good.
Everybody relax.
It was just a dream did she dab on us. I think she dabbed on us, dude
Granny in his face. We she too old be damn it. She's gonna blow a rotator cuff
It was a dream no everything good so talk to granny since she's awake granny you away
Granny I
I know she's awake, bro. Older people wake up so early, dude. You will never outwake your
grandparents, dude. Never. You will never outwake them. You'll say you wake up at 9
p.m. Oh, Granny, what you been doing? I woke up at about 4. What? I see already looking,
Bro, that's creepy.
Good morning, my boy. How did you sleep?
Yeah, pretty good. But I did have a nightmare last night.
Thanks.
Oh, really? It was probably from that uncomfortable bed. I made some breakfast for you. Can I ask you for a favor while I heat up the food?
What?
Oh yeah, sure, Grandma. How can I help you?
My dog ran away again. I think it might be in the abandoned house nearby.
Abandoned house?
Can you help me find it?
Yeah, of course Grandma. I'll find the dog.
Dog run off, runs into abandoned house nearby. It's giving, it's giving, stay out of the
house vibes. That's never good.
I saw the abandoned house next door, so let me go over there.
Oh, Lord. Why'd the doll get out, man?
It's a decent way over there, so I drive over there.
I'm driving over there. You're gonna miss that, right, boy?
Can I take her truck?
I've got a wall, man.
Oh, it ain't that far. We're good. It is hot out here, though.
Oh, this is not going to be bad at all.
There's like nothing left of this house.
This thing was built in the 1500s.
This is the first wooden structure ever built.
This thing needs papers.
This is a landmark.
Yo, yo, what's good, buddy?
Where you going?
What's he doing?
Oh, he going back home?
Okay, cool.
Yeah, we good.
Okay, cool. Yeah, we good
My bro running sideways somebody said that was bram all childhood home true
wait
That could be a piece of it, but that one that we was in in that memory a minute ago was like huge
Is that a cemetery not a figure with some rocks
W dog go for this one and straight back
All right
Let's let granny know that we're about to go ahead and head out. You know, I've been here for the night
You know, it was a good visits
I'll see you on Christmas granny. I'm about to hit all right granny. I'm about to head on out though
We got talk no more now. I'm about to head on out. Okay. I'm gonna say bye-bye to the Lou
I found your dog. You were right. It was in the abandoned house. Thanks, Danny. Grab an egg.
Sure. Hey, can we continue your sister's story? Grab an egg?
I...
Danny, shut your mouth!
Where did I leave things off last night?
Um, yeah. I think you were telling me about how the doctor was following Eliza back to the hospital.
hospital.
Ah yes, the doctor was planning to head back down the tunnel to the mental hospital to
look for Eliza.
Don't flash me back, please don't flash me back.
Wait, is the music going to be back in this area?
a mini. Oh Lord. The music might be bad. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Here it goes, here it
Here it goes, here it goes.
No.
Is this the same beat?
Oh, Lord have mercy.
I know this changes things, I know it makes me feel distant,
maybe even dangerous.
But please understand, this isn't madness,
it's clarity, it's purpose.
That's the only way I know to reclaim the pieces of myself
that place that that place tried to erase did we have the full screen the note
jump scare watch this never mind is there something else in your meat
no way this elevator to straight up works
uh-oh
Uh-oh, ski.
Oh, Lord, ski.
Oh, man, this place is huge.
What's going on?
I hear-
What?
Excuse me, are you okay?
Okay.
You have a good night.
Am I supposed to be in the cell?
No, okay.
I'm kind of glad I'm not.
No? Okay. Kind of glad I'm not.
Why'd they bring you back to-
Who this place got why?!
That changes everything
Doors jam
Chat the lights work in this place
Okay, oh can I go through this door? Yes, I can okay got it
We keep keep keep silver key
maybe it goes to a silver door oh I think it's telling me to go on elevator now thank you devs
never mind it's not telling me to go in there oh this was what the silver key was for
Hello?
Is there anybody here?
A locker?
Collectible!
Yay!
All right, that's everything in here. Let's keep on moving. I got me a collectible
What is this? Oh, it's a little toilet. Okay
We're good
You okay in there? All right, you have a good one
I'm going to find an office key.
What's going on in here?
What are they doing in this hospital?
Oh, that wasn't a collectible.
I thought I found a secret collectible.
Man, I thought I found something special, Chad, but you actually have to have it clean.
We need one more, I think.
They wouldn't put two in here.
They wouldn't make it that easy, would they?
Yeah, they wouldn't make it that easy.
Ooh, I bet it's in here.
Watch this.
It's back here.
Oh my goodness!
Damn.
Death nurse with the five gifted, thank you.
Smookle.
Look at me.
Are you serious?
Don't tell me to look at you,
then kill me when I look at you.
What are you doing I have to
I thought this was just going to be a simple trip to Grandma's house.
And that was my story, Sonny.
Eliza never made it.
That's a crazy story.
Oh, did the doctor ever manage to escape?
No one knows.
They couldn't find him, but there are rumors that he did.
Oh, really?
Meanwhile, some people claim that he's still living in that house.
Yeah.
Then, people in the neighborhood have continued disappearing under strange circumstances.
Yeah, that's crazy, Granny.
Who knows? Maybe he's on the side of the Dark Forces now.
Oh, man. Wow, that is such a sad story.
You don't care, Danny.
Thank you, Danny.
Okay, Grandma, thank you for everything. It's time for me to head back home.
It was so nice to have you here. When will you be back?
Yeah, soon Grandma. Maybe next summer.
Maybe. I'll be waiting.
That's a tough maybe.
Goodbye for now.
Bye Granny.
Goodbye, Grandma.
I'm outta here.
Bro said next summer maybe. Who is that standing behind her in there?
There was like an 8 foot tall dude standing behind Granny.
WASME WAS LEAVING!
Okay, what's going on?
What, hello?
W game. Did the game live up to its potential that it could have? No. But was it good either
way? Yeah, I'm not mad at this one. Everybody likes a good grandma horror game. Now, dare
I say game of the year? I think I dare do. Chad, is it time to try Rewind 99 for release
now. It might be Buster. It might be. Rewind 99 came out full release. Let's see what we
go. Y'all remember we played the demo? The demo was real good. Not gonna lie, the demo
was super good and the full release came out. We played the demo like two weeks ago. But
What are we going to do?
Failed error.
We're about to open us up a business chat.
We're about to open us up a business buster.
Lock in PG with the five.
Lock in Jack.
We're about to open up a business.
Yeah.
Yeah
I
I want to feel that we continue where the demo left off.
I think it does.
Let me see. Continue.
Yo, that's ASMR. Listen.
New game, start a new game, yes I have no choice.
Wow look at the city bruh.
Time to scam everybody that lives in this thing.
What you talking about?
Shopping spree time, corporate approved.
shelves for genres, infinite possibilities. Who's counting? Oh, let's give me like another little
to talk. What was that? What is? Oh, Lord have mercy. That sensitivity is insane. Hold up.
Let's go 100 controls mouse sensitivities be like way down here not gonna lie to y'all
hold up alright what is this activated customers expected customers day one okay it's Monday
9.54 AM.
Okay, what's going on right here?
Oh, there's a lot going on.
I'm overwhelmed, I'm overwhelmed.
I am over-blamed.
What is the place still named, Goobbusters?
No, so we're starting fresh.
Okay, got it.
Sounds good, I don't mind starting fresh.
Life, Chad.
Life.
Yo, is that graffiti still in
the game? Hold on. Let me go
peep real quick. That's so far.
That's so far, bro. Look at
kitty, man. Bad name. Goobbusters.
got another name. I don't really mess with good busters like that. We're about to figure
out something else for real. Hey, how y'all doing? Y'all want a movie? Anybody want to
buy a movie? Huh?
So, if you hit F, you can shoot fireworks.
Got it!
Alright, let's get back to the VHS store.
Save a lot!
Is your store open?
It don't look open.
It don't look open. Oh, let's do this car. What you talking about?
Nobody's here. Okay, maybe we're not open right now
Alright, let me do the little tutorial real quick
Using your office as store manager order four shelves and one box of each movie got it
So let's go in here. Let's order four shelves
Do I do do I do like the pyramid shelves the pyramid shelves are low-key cool
I like the pyramid shelves. They're all the same size of the go pyramid. It might be a blockbuster
One two three four and then one of every movie genre
We're gonna go global recall
Tryhard
Finding emo you remember that from the demo finding emo and illegally blonde
Bono of that
There's a delivery service.
Alrighty.
Man, I sure hope my, uh...
I sure hope the truck doesn't explode.
Now, why does the delivery truck explode after it drops everything off?
I have no idea.
Shells on the floor means money.
Just remember, customers can't rent what they can't reach unless they're really tall.
Ah! Good one!
All right, let's make this place look spiffy, huh?
Spiffy.
Let's start right here.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Four shelves.
Let's put finding emo on the first one.
Okay, that music is real loud, hey,
that's real loud music.
Let's put global recall on this one, in the sci-fi tab.
Illegally blonde's gonna go here.
And then try harder.
Boom.
Use the neon sign to open your store.
Am I already ready to open the store?
Am I already ready to open the store though?
Kinda nervous.
that's that difficult of a choice that you need to be looking that hard buddy it ain't
that difficult of a choice here.
Okay. Lord have mercy. Okay. Let me let me save some money before I try to buy anything from here.
Well, let me see what's up. Is that me?
I'm the regional manager.
Gyro stop regional manager. Let's change this up here.
Okay. You can't change that.
The haircuts are so expensive.
Oh, no, we got to save money.
You got me messed up.
I'm going to be looking like a goober for now.
I fear you got me messed up.
We're just going to be looking like a goober.
Bro is caked up.
Godly.
Hey, you know.
All right, let's open up shop.
We're opening up at 3 PM, but it's always a good time
to open up when there's movies involved. All right, I'm locked in first day.
Level up the inventory for the snacks. We got to buy some snacks to lock in.
Okay, we gotta get some snacks. Let's see what we got here. We got to get two
more shelves. Let's get a different shelf for the snacks. Let's get two wall
shells for the snacks here and let's get bubblegum and popcorn clean how you
doing
all right hey how you doing welcome to the I haven't decided the name for a
place yet but thank you for shopping here today we're gonna put the snacks at
I'm gonna put the snacks by the door like right here y'all mess with that I
Know y'all mess with that right by the door for the snacks
Put the popcorn on this one
Put the bubblegum on this
Got the store one out the window
Life
Okay. Okay. All right. Get flyers from your storage room and toss them at VIP customers.
Customers who can accept a flyer have a flyer icon above their head. Okay, got it. How
are you doing? You doing okay today? What you buying? You buying a Trihard? You paying
with a car? And I got you right here. $5.98. Have a beautiful night. Thank you so much.
you doing sir that's gonna be exact change thank you so much the exact
change oh my goodness let's go pass out some floors real quick what if I was at
the fires back here lost and found I can't grab that baseball bat what oh
here's the flyers okay I got 20 of them things I'm gonna keep them in my
inventory. Hey, how you got?
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. Okay, that's gonna run you 798. I got you right here. So you have a
good night. Thank you. How you doing, Bubba? That's gonna run you 598. Got you right
there. You have a good day. Thank you for shopping with us today. I appreciate you.
I'll walk it out of here.
Let me go pass out some flyers real quick.
Hey ma'am!
Unicom!
Wait, what the world?
Unicom, stop here!
Get your- get your-
Unicom, stop over here!
Talk about you good!
Wait, I'm- okay, go to the- hold on one second.
There's a lot of stuff going on in the tutorial right now. I'm overwhelmed.
How you doing, sir? You doing all right? You got something to do with the cake right here?
Okay, I changed things. Thank you so much.
Wish they had more variety in sci-fi.
Well, hey, look here, Buster. We just opened up.
Don't be complaining already. You hear me?
How y'all doing?
Okay, thank you, Dom and a movie.
Send them music. It's very loud in my ear. I'm not gonna...
I'm not going. This news name is Craig Pornhole.
Thank you for the exact change, Craig. Craig, I remember. Oh, I remember you from the demo, Craig.
You got all that for 1198. Wait a minute, I'm giving two good deals out here.
here. Okay, PC and go to the customers tab. These are customers, I guess, like customers
that have come in here. Side health was just too much going on. I'm overwhelmed. Oh my
goodness. I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed right now. Okay. Okay, we can name the store.
time. Return, better grab and take from the bin before they
grows legs and walks away. I'll somebody return something
already. There's no way you watch that movie. There ain't no way
you did. Okay, I think I'm about to do this. We have to rewind
the movies to when they return. There we go. Clean. They could
You have some, you know, integrity and rewind them for us.
Wouldn't baseball that?
Mm-hmm.
How you doing, sir?
Are you doing all right?
Ooh.
All right, sir.
Josh, you right here.
$6.98.
There you go.
You have yourself a good one.
Oh, we gotta destroy the red boxes now
because they're competition.
Remember that thank you. You have a good one. We will grab a baseball bat real quick. Y'all know the drill
Items weapons
Baseball bat for twenty five dollars. That's a good twenty five dollars. Well spent right there
Well spent
There we go
We got us a baseball bat. I keep forgetting about the thing exploding. All right
Let's go destroy some of these kiosks real quick. We can't have no competition out here.
Should I take the movies?
I guess I'll take if it's three.
Pretty much three that is.
Let's go destroy the other ones. There's just too much competition for us.
Wait a minute.
That looks...
Oddly familiar.
Use cheeky.com. What you talking about?
That's cool. They put a cheeky advertisement in the game.
Ah, that's hard!
Why is there a giant surveillance camera right there?
All right, let me go to show you these other kiosks real quick.
Ah!
They got that.
Bad burgers. We're level 2 now. I'm so overwhelmed.
This is so fast-paced to start with.
I can hit...
I don't know what I just picked up. Collectible. Thank you.
Okay, I don't know why I tried it.
My fault! What is this place? Can't go in there. I am overwhelmed right now.
Hit the UFO button. How do you throw items again? That's not it.
We need to be able to just hit people like seriously.
I have that in and give it good rag doll physics to like we need to be able to hit these people
right here.
No, Joe.
As crazy as that sounds like for real.
Oh, I forgot to just I bet there is a lot of pizza vehicles on unlock pizza.
We can do pizza delivery zone aside.
I bet we have so many customers backed up dude okay I got to unlock storage too hold up
Lord have mercy oh my goodness no okay uh just just
Maybe somebody will pick those up and just come shop over here.
I am so sorry y'all I was out handling real important business that's my bad.
You really gonna give me a fifty a fifty dollar bill for man whatever.
You lucky I just opened this place up I'll be tweaking on you right now.
Okay four cents there you go you have a good one.
How you doing?
All right two cents you really need two cents that bad okay how you doing sir?
$44 for change. Don't start with me. Do not start with me. Have a good one. How you doing?
Okay, $14.02. Thank you so much. How you doing as well? Two movies? $11.96. Thank you so much.
How you doing as well? Come on, man!
What you you're wrong. I'm just living at it, huh living in it, huh?
$6 and 98 cents. Thank you so much. All right. I gotta go order some storage shelves. Hold up
All right, hold on got to order some storage chat
Okay
shelves
Storage shelves. Let me get two of those are $10 apiece
So it's cheap to run a VHS business low-key things cheap
Hold up
We grab these real quick glue all clean put them in here boom boom now. Let's store everything. We don't need for now
There we go. There we go
There we go
finding emo man
Dude, all right, let's go back
We still got a name to place
y'all do y'all do
Hey, man!
Hey, all doing well?
Wow, you got a lot of stuff.
You are officially my favorite customer.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, Tammy?
Two beers?
Really?
40. What am I doing? What am I doing? What? Did I get the right change back? How you doing, Duke trailer king? 4-6. How you doing, Duke?
Generational third cutter.
Thank you for the exact change.
That's good, Chunky Chunk.
You ever see something so generational
you just gotta capture the moment?
Chuck.
How?
How do you even live with it?
Oh my God!
Chuck!
Oh my God.
Man, that just messed me up, man.
Wow, there's no returns. No,
nobody watching. They're moving it.
They're getting what does he feed that thing? Bro, that thing's its own organism. Okay,
we got we got some of these. We got some of these. I can restock. No, I don't need those
those with those back and I got finding emo I can restock to.
All right.
Okay, so the beginning of this game has me overwhelmed a little
bit, but I'll get used to it. We got a name to place where we
get off to. How you doing? What are we gonna name the place?
Okay, sets, cassettes.
What are we thinking?
How y'all doing?
What are we thinking? How y'all doing? Y'all doing all right?
Okay, $44 for your change. Sorry about that. I was busy doing something, so we just opened two.
How we doing one? Thank you. How you doing? $5.98. Thank you so much. Have yourself a beautiful night.
How you doing? What you looking for?
Oh you want some bubblegum, I bet. Case cassettes with the five that's hard.
BBL blockbusters? No, we gonna get sued for that.
Why is everybody so caked? Caked up cassettes.
How you doing?
All right, that's over.
Oh, it's that change. Thank you so much, sir.
You have a good one.
How you doing? Why are you slow turning like that?
$5.98, same time, yourself a good one.
Thank you.
What do we name it before we get
off thick flicks?
That's hard.
Rear end rental.
What are we got?
Turd cutters.
We got thick flicks.
What else do we have?
What else do we have come on
me. K-Sets. Bootybusters, y'all chill.
Chad is big flicks to play.
I think thick flicks might be the play.
flex. Right? Let's see. Let's see. Deck. Flex.
Bro, what else would y'all do to it?
Cussets
Cussets y'all think it's cussets
They need a slower pace tutorial than this because I don't know what's going on.
Let's go round!
Cassettes!
What's up, Wauke!
What's our wow game?
We making no money willing to make like three hundred some dollars we over here losing money
You know what I wish it did?
I wish it did shifts that ended like old suit market,
Sam did, remember that?
Because when it doesn't do that,
everything kind of like runs together.
I'm closing store so we can figure this out.
You got me messed up.
Bro, what is gollywood?
No, I name it!
What is that?
I'm not doing simple to the same idea.
I'm about to, let's just do, or we can think on it until the next time we play this.
Should we just think on it till the next time we played it
Hold it bro, we don't even got nothing to pull why it's all like thick flicks
Big Flicks was clean
Turd cutter tapes
Yo, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Turn cutter tapes!
That's kinda hard!
Turn cutter tapes!
What he wants an adult video store what is dick flicks owner might take that off
Chad, it might be Turr-Cutter-Tates for real.
Let's just wait till next time we play it.
We don't need to rush into a name.
Be thinking of some and then next time we get on this game,
We'll see you next time we play.
Type one if you agree with that statement.
Somebody lit it down here.
That's crazy.
Did you don't want to rush into a name or nothing like that?
You know what I mean?
Plus the game's still in early access too, so it's not like it's like you know what I mean.
I would do, I would play it again though, I would.
I personally think that turd cutter tapes should have a slot as potential.
Don't you think so too?
It's hard to think of one bro because VHS, VCR, that's hard to think of like witty stuff
to make it rhyme.
You know what I mean?
Like with a grocery store, you can think of anything with that, but with like a VHS store,
it's hard.
Yeah, we'll think on it and the next time we play, we'll, we'll, we'll commit to a name.
That was fun though.
give another try again. Wait, can I save?
Quick save. Oh, yeah, we're good.
Yeah, chat. Next time we play this, we will give it a name.
But y'all over here talking about some booty tube and stuff. What, bro? What's y'all on?
Y'all over here talking about like some booty tube?
I love here saying some slopp, I just saw somebody say sloppbusters.
You gotta be messed up.
Hey, great stream chat.
I love y'all, man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gifted subs, doughnodes, bits, follows.
Of course, I appreciate y'all for this hand out.
Hey, we'll have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, living all right?
Peace out y'all...