Good Lord.
Couldn't get the stream to start again, man.
Golly.
I couldn't get the start again, dude.
This thing is, they don't even want to start sometime, you know?
Oh, no, that was a bad spin.
Oh, no, could have been better.
Oh, yeah.
now that's a spin bud
now that right there
is what i like to call
a spin
to
I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again yo Annie done Christian
F clutch uh uh fire rico strawberry uh avry abbey daisy e p c dot uh tear uh z
lee roe juice jazz shrek saucy vinny thrive w suburbs man appreciate y'all black hoodie by the way
It's a black hoodie black hoodie
Shout how's everybody's day going on the scale of one at the end of me here, huh?
How we doing on a scale of one to ten?
Up in this thing buddy
Huh?
Are we doing good?
Yes, or no
Did we just so was that was that a suffer? We're out there. I couldn't even tell
Been good Thursday
Chat time going by quit man not gonna lie
It's work with the five
Let me start off the day with a bit of mint for me. So I don't tweak this early on oh
Got me a breath meant to start the night off with it keeps me calm keeps me relaxed
them breath mint saved the stream last night chat did they not them things
saved the stream last night bro I was gonna tweak they saved me man if stuff
starts getting bad it's pop pop one of them breath mints their thing won't be
I you know what I mean do you do drugs no why would I huh why would I do such a
thing can't do that yes you do no I literally don't I don't do drugs bro what
kind of drugs you think I do anyway if I did what would you think I was in your
doing. I do not smoke weed on my life. I don't. On my life. I don't. I'm dead serious. If
I'm lying, I'm dying up in here. You hear me? If I'm lying, I'm dying. I don't. You
do drugs? Bro, I do not. Do I look like somebody that does drugs, bro? I don't do what? I don't
even come off as a drug user. Don't even make sense. What do you mean depends on the day?
What does that even mean?
You could be a stoner, low-key, okay, but low-key, I'm not, though.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Huh?
And if I did, it wouldn't be no weed.
I'd be getting wherever they gave me when I had that ear infection, cuh.
Like hey, give me a bunch of those what you know, my gg
Bro channel do no drug bro get out of here man
Never in my life
Never in my life, okay
Never in my life
You hear me Bubba? Never. Okay. I know I believe you. See thank you. You have no reason to not.
I'd be straight up with you just like I told y'all. Y'all say I smoke all the time. Bro if I
smoke cigarettes dude, if I smoked cigarettes I would not hide and I would literally be sitting
I'm sitting here doing it on
hours a night, not smokin
a pack of cigarette. I'v
cigarettes right here on m
getting stressed out on f
my grandma packing siga
out, but I don't because I
with the five. Thank you.
with the five.
You packed that pretty good, are you sure?
Bro, I grew up around smokers, bro.
I've seen them do it.
That don't mean I do it.
You talk about it, you see them do it.
Hello?
What about your restrooms breaks?
I go use the restroom dog.
How would you like it?
Somebody fall around your house all day.
Every time you go to the bathroom,
it was like, oh, he's in there smoking.
No.
Exactly.
You would be like, no, I'm not.
Case O drug conspiracy, big dog.
There's no conspiracy.
You could run me through a lie detector
and it would ask, do you do drugs?
And I would say no.
And it would beep, and it would come back
and be like, oh, he's telling the truth.
You hear me?
Bro, why is it so loud in my ear?
Pee-pee with the five, thank you.
Okay.
Why is it so loud in my ear, bro?
How long?
Golly, bro.
Oh, if you got some music in my ear, case, oh, bodybuilder theory.
That's not even a theory.
Yo, Cam, what the five get it?
Hey, case I got to go to work with a coworker who is a bully to me for no reason tomorrow.
Any words of encouragement for saying staying through the day, literally just smack them.
Don't deal with it straight up.
Yo sx with the five.
Thank you.
Like they walk up to you and try something again to sort of just smack them straight
up and get into a fight.
That's that's legitimately how you deal with somebody bullying you, especially if you're
grown or something, you're getting bullied at work.
trying to go to work and make a living, just smack them.
I'm not over here calling for violence,
but if you got somebody bullying you every day,
you go out to smack them straight up.
I'm talking, they say, and don't punch them, smack them.
It's 10 times, it's a million times more humiliating.
Monster with the five, thank you.
Don't punch them, open hand smack.
And then they're gonna try to fight after that,
but that's when you gotta be ready, right?
That's when you have like a like, you know, something nearby, like a chair.
And you know what I mean?
You're a monster with the five.
Thank you.
Um, okay, Ben, I'll, I'll, I'll get that found one piece.
Thank you.
One piece, W one piece for real.
That could work pH, appreciate you pH case.
I went to my first day of job training today.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thanks for helping expire me to go out and touch grass. Can I have some words of wisdom from the pickle? Yes, sure
You sure can
Wake up pickle it's your time
It's your time
Wow
What does goober just say
Case you never talked to me, but I watch just play fall guys dog
Every single night we have like 50 to 60,000 people in here Big Hersh 513
What do you actually think the odds are of me saying your message to you?
Like like seriously
Some users are luckier than others
Some users just have an eye-catching like chat name, right?
Reagan with the five and Katrina with the five
There is there is a couple of like colors
names that are easier to catch K with the five but I'm not gonna tell y'all what
they are because that would literally like mess mess up the whole thing and
everybody would like switch to it. There is one in particular that's super easy
easy to catch messages from. Super easy. Like super. Okay, with the five. Thank you.
Light green. No, actually light green is kind of kind of a difficult one. But the thing
is, I can't tell you what the easy to read color chats are, because if so, everybody
would switch it would just recalls like a reverse effect at that point right like
yours right here I usually catch yours because you have the you the little
artist badge right here which I'm about to revoke because I'm in a bad mood today
But like yours for example you said what about me? I see I see yours because you
have the artist's name beside you. She's the one that makes the emotes by the way.
And like you're like mods kinda easy to see.
Paint, paint, yeah, pink's a good one to read.
You know, but if you have like a specific badge like this one right here, or especially
due to, if you have a founder's badge, I'm probably gonna see that, but there's usually
only one person that turns up with the founder's badges and she's a mod, and my mom also has
Founders badge too if you don't know what a Founders badge is chat
It's the first 10 people who sub to you and you get this first icon beside your name
There's only 10 people that have them out of the whole stream
So yeah
You know what I mean
But I've been reading them things bro a little do y'all know I read
every message that comes along the screen, on the screen, every one of them.
I gather information, read it, and pick and choose which one I feel like reading
out loud at the time. Some say it's a superpower. I say it's just another day
at the office. You know what I mean? Some say it's a superpower. I say it's just
another day at the office. See, I just read everything that you're seeing right
now. I'm reading and what's over here. And I know exactly what time it is without
looking. It's 9 15. Never mind. It's 9 20. But it was still a close assumption.
Right?
That's because I'm a fast reader I'll be redoing the streak. I'll probably try to get another dub
I don't know how long I'm gonna stay on though, but I will try to get in the dub just cuz I'm addicted hopelessly
Bro, there's a new horror game that comes out that I'm trying to play night called crab meat that thing look good
And y'all see anybody play these yet. It's called crab meat
crab meat, crab meat. Y'all see anybody play that? It looked good, bruh, not gonna lie.
That dumb crab meat. Pots with the fire, thank you. What could possibly be the plot of crab
me. I don't know. But I went when I went to go buy it. I see like some giant crabs. I'm like,
Oh, Lord, this can't be good. Oh, that sounds gross. You think crab meat is gross?
What is wrong with you? If you get some crab meat with some melted butter, bro.
Oh my goodness, dude, crab meat with some some melted butter, bro.
Man, I'm telling y'all, it be hitting dude, no joke, even though, bro, even though the
frozen fake ones. Even the frozen fake crab meat sticks you can get in the
freezer section. I'm not gang-affiliated. I wouldn't throw an up crib right there
if really I'm dead serious. I was just simulating like the link of the crab meat
that you can get from there. Spring-loaded cheek spreader with the
five gifted. Okay, money and thank you for the five. That might be a stream
ender right there.
That's horrible. That just ruined my night.
Case resident able to or resident able nine. I like resident able to both the
remake and the original.
Caitlin with the five and dummy with the five, but
resident evil nine, it's just its next level, dude.
There's no way around it, right?
Then I'll keep that a hyper.
Thank you.
Hyper appreciates you.
Wait, really?
Do it.
Um, hey, case I was watching your old red 40 a code running
home and Jesse exploded right when my parents walked in.
They yelled at me so hard and said,
this what happens when you play with drugs
and sent me to my room.
See, they didn't have to be all rude like that.
Right?
Tell them to an end.
You should have said, hey, you can watch too.
It's cinema.
Yeah, I've seen that in the old line.
I'll probably do that pre-section overnight.
Thank you.
That was a good series.
Not gonna lie, I loved.
We put, dude, we played schedule one like three hours a night
every day for a month straight, dog.
Literally minimum three hours a night
for a month straight,
like bro bring it back now bro what's something like that runs its course and
you do it for a month straight you just got to let it ride out in the sunset man
it never has the same like it never has the same like you know that it did when
it first started
month straight you can never recapture that you can never recapture the the
first playthrough vibes, you know what I mean? You can't. And
that's that that's what sucks about great video games is that
when you do that first playthrough of it. It's like
man, you just it's hard to recapture that first playthrough
vibe.
You know,
telling you
telling you great. Can you do it should I should have
potentially one game of the year?
In 2025, I don't know why it didn't
Case my wife and I just had a baby and never miss a stream almost at 108 string Street
Can you give a shout out to Caroline and Jane and my wife Anna Marie?
Yo, what's good Caroline and Jane and shout out Anna Marie as well appreciate you cracking
Play some back rooms games yo Chris
As they release, I play them.
If there is a good backrooms game that releases, guess what?
It's getting played.
Y'all have your time about play this, play that.
Big dog, do you think there's good backrooms games being released?
I'm just simply not playing them.
Dog, I spend at least an hour a day coming through new releases, dog.
If there's a good backrooms game that comes out,
it's being played, probably the day of.
There ain't no crazy backrooms game that comes out that it's
ain't getting played.
If it's good, I'm seeing it.
Keely with the five.
I think I've seen that fall, guy.
Thank you.
You OK?
So my AC is broken in my car, and it's
getting hot in California.
Please make my day better with a daily Ethan.
Ethan, I just cramped myself.
Wow, that was close.
No, but we are playing that crab beat game tonight.
100%, 100% be careful so we don't pass out, dude.
Chad, I'll be close to passing out, bro.
No joke a
$100 for your drawers, buddy. It's gonna cost you more than that
Kitty with the five. Thank you kitty with the five
Your preset gas thing was good moose
Fall guys, I'm gonna do a little bit of fall guys to try to recapture the wind before we get on crabby
Yes, I'm hopelessly addicted to it. Let's not beat around the bush any longer. Let's get in there
Let's get let's get in there. The streak has been broken. But if I get on here and I have a bad like three, four games in a row, we out of there. But I am hopelessly addicted. It's a disease. It's it's a disease. But it's okay.
I'm going to do that just said play card. No, I'll find him myself.
Where are you at?
Where are you?
Come here, talk about play card.
That is legitimately one of the last games I would ever play.
Make me sick.
And that's coming from a Call of Duty fan, too.
Back in the day, back when Call of Duty was a peak, no longer, the fall from grace must
be studied. It truly, the fall from grace, it truly must be studied. It's a shame, man.
You know, it really is. It's a shame. It is. God is cheeks now. Yes, unfortunately. And
And you know what, not just now, it has been for the better part of like half a decade.
There hasn't been a good cod since Black Ops 4 2018.
Back when I was still a young lad.
Gamer glass is activated.
It fell off ever since Advanced Warfare.
No, I liked Advanced Warfare.
You're kind of tripping.
real itchy. Advanced warfare was not bad. I didn't like infinite warfare. But advanced
warfare was not bad. It was it was it was a time before everything went went too bad
with all the jet pack action.
Let's see. Let's see if I can somehow re spark the streak. If I have a bad time,
though. I'm not going to be
desperation cuing like I have
been. I'm just gonna take my
losses, play crab meat. Oh,
Lord, that music. You know
what time it is, Buster. Should
I accept the stuff? My mouse
You gotta be fisting me right now.
Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z!
MOUTSCHARGER!
YEEEAAAH!
It's still not working.
Wait, I can click but it won't move!
Oh, let me get the general in here.
I don't want no voice chat, man!
I'm a spirit. I'm a spirit of mine. I'm doing Michael's house. He's
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Don't play with me.
I'm a new man, new streak, brand new, and brand new.
Can anybody tell me nothing?
You hear me?
Can anybody tell me nothing?
I'm a new man, it's a new day, it's a good day.
Mike Wazowski, who got like better?
Sully or Mike Wazowski?
Wasowski, Mike Was-
Yeah, Mike Wasowski.
Sully cool too, Mike Wasowski got Orodo.
Mike was out, he got aura for real ski.
No joke, skier.
Yo, when is the last time they released
a Monsters, Inc. movie?
The skin sucks.
They're like a bugger!
They're all with us!
Why am I gonna fall off?
Yo, did you see that?
This game is some trash. I hate this game. This game. It sucks. Sucks. Sucks.
Like, why does the hammer take up the whole platform? Like, actually, why?
Oh, we're good! Oh, what am I even stressing about? Oh, we're good.
PMA today, baby! Positive Nickel Attitude!
That's what I'm talking about. Man, I gotta use the restroom already, bruh.
I'll be drinking too much water, bruh.
Can I get up for a while?
Nah, this ain't water. It's a can of game or something.
Can a gamer subs on ice baby on the rocks as they call it zero calories though
zero sugar don't play with me
Let's go.
Lock in.
Oh, I'm locked.
Oh, you better believe it.
Two bananas.
Banana.
Oh, R.I.P.!
Three pair?
Four strawberry.
I'm not sure how many I got.
3, 4, 3, 4, 3, 4, 3, 4, 3, 4, 3, 4.
with the 50 gift and oh my good reset that guy at green with the busy
three banana four grapes two of the green things three banana four grape two
green things three banana four grapes three things three banana four grapes
three banana for great three banana for great that's easy money what you call
off
who just said a artichoke what is a artichoke yo I'm leaving with the five
get the thank you artichoke
name that artichoke well what's going on man
Yo, I got some real bad luck last time I played this stage.
Speaking of art, Chad, have y'all had the big arts from McDonald's yet?
If so, how was it?
Wait, Mike was asking, move it a little bit.
Mike was asking!
I'm gonna be the first one to crawl!
I've gotten every second of it!
First one, get the lady!
First one, not believing!
Play them with the fire!
Oh yeah!
Oh, yeah, I'm wild.
Oh, man.
It was me.
It wasn't for real.
Man, come on, bro.
Hey, positive mental attitude.
I'm not even mad about this.
Lord Farquad with the final.
uh hey positive mental attitude i'm not even mad about this
lord farquag with the fire
yo what is that skin bro oh my goodness
left
I
That's not bad for the first game though.
That's hard, I'm not gonna lie, that's hard.
Wait a minute, how do you get that one?
That's hard.
How do you get that?
man I don't like the microdialysis here. I'm changing it.
Special effect!
Where'd it go?
Where's the bottom?
Shoulda got them Apple bottom Jean Jean, boots with the fur, and a whole clover looking at
her.
She hit the flow.
Next thing you know, she's like,
low, low, low, low, low, low.
Yo, where's the bottoms?
Am I tripping?
Hey, bro.
Chat, please help.
I got scammed out of the bottom.
I don't have the bottom.
Oh, my fault.
This, now this, this right here, ladies and gentlemen, is what I would like to call the
move this right here whole new era whole new era you know what I mean type one if
you know what I mean if I'll see you type of one I fear we got an issue
I'm scared, sobs!
Hit him with the queso!
Didn't work.
Your family hates you if you even have one.
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Truthfully and honestly, I almost didn't make it.
What skinny rockin'? What's his name? Randall?
I'm rockin' the Randall. Or is it Randall?
It's either the Randall or the Randall.
I'm guessing it's Randall skin. He is from Monsters Incorporated, aka Monsters 8.
You got pink eye? No, it's got the gamer glasses on.
If you'd have been here in the first 20 minutes of stream, you'd have known that, but you wouldn't, so you're banned.
Oh my goodness gracious
Well get your hands off of me bruh.
Don't stop grabbing me, I'm trying to kill this thing.
Come up here.
You'll kill the robot bro, shoot a bomb at it.
Let me get to it.
I'll blow us all up!
FRIENDS!
I'm alive!
I just killed an innocent man, I'm sorry.
I just killed a shooter, I'm so sorry.
I'm trying to kill the banana in the robot.
I think I killed the banana.
Okay, the banana's dead.
Just gotta kill the robot now.
Softcake, just throw it back into the ground, bruh!
I was trying my best dude to get that robot killed I was trying my absolute
You're the best right there.
GG.
Yo, appreciate that Kiwi, thank you Kiwi.
Miku down?
Alright, P. Meku man.
Got it crazy with it.
Almost hit that for the first time.
Dude, I can't hit that.
I don't know how they do it
How is Chris Redfield so good at all, guys?
Oh, yeah!
somebody yelled stop that robot
you were real
You're going to get grabbed now to sudden you want to scramble to the finish line.
He was cool towards when everybody was talking a second ago, why are you running now?
They don't understand.
It's like the game just knows, hey, when he logs on,
give him the worst of the worst every time.
It's always the same two dog.
Literally, it's insane.
No, you're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
It is what it is.
It's just a matter of time that you are gonna pass away.
I told you, see it.
No, I told you, I literally told you.
You did all that, grabbing me this whole game
just to get absolutely crapped on in the finals.
You are a pathetic, disgusting loser.
Oh, you want it too?
All right, bet, come here.
No.
No, come here, come get it too.
No, Ninja Turtle, come here.
No, no, come on, no, no, come here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm gonna play that game, let's play that game, come here.
Now let's play that game, bud.
Let's play the game!
Play it!
Woo-hoo!
Play the game!
Alright, P.
Why did that happen?
This is actually the worst game I've ever played in my life, really.
Stop getting me cracking slam.
a buggy piece of garbage. Truly it is. It is straight slop. Stop giving me
KrakenSlam. I am begging you. I'm about to go into the game files of this game and
uninstall the KrakenSlam map from my game files so it's impossible for me to
get it ever again. Is that possible? Because it's so I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
hire some nerd to go into the files of the game and uninstall KrakenSlam
a map pack? Is that possible? So it's so I quite literally can't get in it. Right? What
do you mean Donkey Kong the table first? What is that all you tune in for for when the table
gets punched. Bro said Donkey Kong the table. What does that mean? Donkey Kong yet? Bro,
Donkey Kong was so fun to use in Super Smash Brothers back in the day. You remember there
was a few characters in Super Smash Brothers that had like a charge attack. You could charge
something and hold it for a while. Donkey Kong had a punch that you could wind up and
hold it. I remember Samus, she had the power ball that she could charge up. Who else had
a charge attack? Samus had one. Donkey Kong had one. Who else had one? Kirby, yeah, that's
only if Kirby stole it right?
Wow!
I am a destroyer!
Everybody wants to use it!
Woo!
That was clean!
Woo-hoo!
Who else had a charge attack, man?
Was it just Donkey Kong and Samus?
Was it really?
Link, no, Link did not have one.
Link did not have a charge attack.
I'm talking.
You can charge the special attacks, but I'm talking like one that you charge up and you
can hold it for a while until you're ready to use it.
Pikachu?
What was Pikachu's charge attack?
Lucario, fun fact for you.
I was like the best Lucario Lucario main in North America on Super Smash Brothers Ultimate back in the day. No joke
I was insane on Lucario for real
I'm not joking
Why would I lie about something so serious?
You know who I made?
I made Lucario.
This game makes me want to puke, bro.
It really does. It just it did.
This game makes me want to puke, man.
Here's who I made in Super Smash Brothers.
I made Lucario.
I made Wolf.
And I made who's the there was two dudes with swords,
but I made one of them.
There was Marth and Ike.
I made Ike.
Dude, I used to love playing Ike, bro.
I was so good if about 10 to 12 years ago you ever got crapped on by an ight in Super Smash Brothers Brawl
and he was using the light blue ight skin and you got absolutely demolished it was most likely me I ran ight and I always use the light blue skin
Zero Suit Samus, Zero Suit Samus, she was too difficult to use for me, I couldn't get
used to it.
She was so difficult to use bro.
I preferred Full Suit Samus.
You know who else was good if you was good at a Meta Knight.
by some sorg. Do you remember that? Every time you TP you play a metanite. Sorg.
Metanite was tough, bro. Metanite was borderline broken.
Brand new Nintendo Switch 2 and they just refuse to release a new Smash game. I don't understand,
game bro. Deep with the five.
Thank you.
If they released a new smash
game, I'd play that every day.
Oh my goodness.
You don't understand.
Are they good or have they said
anything about releasing a new
Super Smash Brothers game?
Like have they said anything?
best Nintendo game ever and you're just worth using too. Would you stream it? Yeah I would.
I'd play that on stream 100%. But unfortunately they'll never release it.
Do y'all think they're going to release a new Smash game?
I
Man, it's so nice getting bumped by everybody, bro.
Like, oh my goodness.
It is the greatest.
Oh my goodness!
I am going to literally not fall because I'm getting bumped.
I got this getting turned to me, bum!
Lord have mercy, dog!
so stupid oh yeah I got one more in me I ain't doing this today no no you got
this game is so garbage it's unbelievable actually unbelievable I
literally did not qualify because I'm just sitting here constantly getting
bumped by everybody it is legitimately egregious that is insane
I
Y'all seen it didn't you you saw it I know you saw it I
Know you saw it don't even act like you didn't see it you know you saw
You know what? They should have non-collision on that game mode. That game mode should have no collision with other players. Yeah, you heard me.
Yo, Fall Guys, give me the keys to the game. I will turn this game into a masterpiece overnight.
night. It's a part of the game that doesn't mean it's good.
I
I was about to break another world record if I wouldn't have got hit right there at
the end. I swear, bro.
Dude, if I wouldn't have got hit at the end there, I'll have to
set another world record. No joke.
Okay, he's played multiverses again.
Hey buddy, I got bad news for you.
That game is dead.
They took it off.
Who's gonna tell him?
Like I'm not even just saying that, like it's actually dead.
They stopped.
Yo, random with the 50 gift and W random with the 50 gift
and I appreciate that random, thank you.
W random with the 50, I appreciate that.
Look, it's the same carton of milk from the other day, chat.
Imagine that one.
Imagine that one, chat.
Now, let's play that game, bud.
Now let's play that game!
I can see clearly now, I can see clearly now, it's fine.
I was nerfed up into, wow it's bright here with no glasses on, that's crazy.
pursue revenge no sometimes it just has to happen sometimes it just has to
happen Chad it does that's life sometimes oh like it's about the
guaranteed win right here I was literally nerfing myself random with
I'm gonna get another team.
Thank you.
Guaranteed.
I was so like a blast.
Let's go baby.
I put the mortgage on no, I'm scared.
Hey, that's what you get for doubting, you boy.
Watch this.
Hey, you best get to watching, Bubba, because it's about to get crazy.
Please lose. I accidentally did 50,000 instead of 5,000 sucks the sock buster.
This is kind of clean.
And this kind of claim.
The foam finger would be better.
Should I break out the foam finger, skin dude?
I like to go out of my way to kill these absolute farm animals and I die for it.
It's just unplayable.
I'm about to get off.
Like, what's up with all the stream snipers recently, dog?
Oh, it's getting unplayable up in here.
It's insane.
50K guy was saved.
No, I'm going to find him and make sure he gets banned.
There will be justice one way or another.
Did you get to keep your channel points?
Sure, but you're getting banned for it.
You're leaving out of here.
You ain't getting out of here, buddy, for free.
hear me? You're going to keep the channel points. But I fear I got to remove you.
Shooters aren't doing their job low key. True. I don't know what's going on.
Shooters low key fell off a little bit. Like how are these bums? Why am I having to handle my own
dirty work? What am I paying them for? You know what I mean? What am I paying them for?
full-time salary right they get paid $20 a year full-time salary easily enough to
live off of where's my job where's my where you know what why don't do y'all's
job. You're too generous. Thank you. Thank you. That's too much. Is that too much? As
That's as right now as it is!
Peek for another chance, thank you!
I'm locked! I'm unbelievably locked!
Not like this, dude! What the...
Oh, man!
Oh!
Please win, I win all in on you winning.
is really a number two besides your name, which means you predicted no.
Crispy with the five.
Thank you.
When's the IRL Torch train?
That was last night.
You missed it.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid you missed it.
Didn't make it again
Really
That's hilarious, you were chasing me around clapping me, but now you're running away from
me.
Thanks.
Go ahead and chase me all day, buddy.
And do this all day!
chase me all day buddy and do this all day ankles
look at it you suck so bad wow how sad
You look like a chill guy, thanks man, I'll try.
I think I'll try.
Yeah, do I look like a teal guy?
So, I just said I just farted if you care.
See ya bud.
Pathetic, disgusting creature.
You just got one shot and you suck.
pathetic, disgusting creature. You just got one shot and you suck. You actually suck.
Yo, solve cake. Throw it at the Christmas tree over there. I got it.
Now I'm gonna handle it myself, now I don't care, I'll die for it.
Why is it running?
I just killed Flippy.
I want that Christmas tree down.
Not you, relax, not you.
The Christmas tree in the game.
Oh
You're gonna die I hope you know that
Softcake just passed away.
RIP Softcake, you went out like a champ.
Okay, so I'm killing the Squidward and the Christmas tree.
Got it.
I'll die for it.
I truly will.
Finally, Trenton, you doin' somethin'!
That was almost bad.
Can you imagine waking up every day and being this Christmas tree?
I can't imagine.
And now it's dead because it sucks at the game.
Yeah, goodbye.
Please squad, nobody missed you.
Go back to the Lombardian way again.
What just happened to Woody?
I gotta get out of here.
That might have been a lag-out situation for real!
That wasn't even the last one left!
I need this.
You know like why is half of the map right there like magically gone like where was all the tiles
How was there so many tiles in one area right there and then it recycles and there's just an abyss
It's like the cosmic void
There's nothing
It's like the Mariana trench there's just nothing there this wall
This space
just an abyss.
Like the ballroom in that one
underwater cave that Mr.
Ballin was talking about when they went to that cave and it was so
the cave was so big with all the water and they caught up the ballroom
and it was an endless abyss.
That's what that was right there and I don't understand it
because right before there, there was a bunch of yellow tiles, which means
it was non traffic, but not that much traffic
And then it goes two feet over and then boom, there's nothing.
It's like a meteor hit and just wiped everything out.
Like the dinosaurs just gone.
You know what I mean?
Mr. Ball.
you
You got me messed up.
Lock in.
I hope you got you a dypey on.
Hey!
I hope you got you a diaper on I'm about to sue Wendy's I've been waiting on my order
for half an hour.
I know joke waited at Wendy's for an order for an hour a whole hour before no joke sometimes
it just you know come on you'll appreciate you a naive thank you lock in hey I'm not
name of this game is crab meat it looked good and the reviews was good so I
said why not why not let it fly you'll have your only birthday Meredith
happy birthday Meredith thank you
Why not let it fly?
StarFewerSystem.com, what you talking about?
I'm gonna try it without V-Sync first, so the V-Sync nerds don't win.
Field of view, we turning that up. Is that my IP? What is that?
let's go like right here with it. I'm going to pre-fire the mouse sensitivity.
Movement head bob zero, screen shake. You want to turn screen shake off?
Yeah. I don't know what it is about head bob and screen shake in video games. It makes me
No joke. Fun fact, when Apex Legends first came out, for some reason I played Apex Legends
for like a month straight when it very first came out in 2019. And then it just started
making me motion sick for some reason because there was like a little bit of sway and I
couldn't play it for years. But now it's all good. Screen shake off. I'm pretty fired
the mouse is giving it it's gonna like right there with it. Lock in. Crab me. So what I
seen on Steam this looked like a deadliest catch style horror game so. Deadliest catch.
Good day, mate.
Before we get started, I need to give you a little jam.
Hold on.
Hold still.
This won't be any worse than a...
Why'd you do that?
What was that?
All done.
Was that the G-Virus?
Sir!
Now, let me see here.
He sounds like the cleaner from that's not the one.
Now let me see here. He sounds like the cleaner from that's not my neighbor. Looks like you're
overdue. You're failed to repay the debt within the standard 48 hour window.
Hope that month of rent was worth it, mate. Now let's get your detention contract sorted.
will be off to the races.
Oh, so we did.
Okay.
So it's kind of what was that fishing game called where we had to pay off a
debt while we was fishing?
What was that game called?
Loanshark.
Indedded, you are charged with the heinous crime of poverty.
What?
Your citizenship has been revoked.
You are sentenced to the southern fisheries penal colony to perform hard labor.
Within one week, you must harvest 500 kilograms of king crab.
Oh, they just go off to kill me.
They just go off to kill me.
I can't do that.
I don't know nothing about catching crab.
The vessel provided to you was highly advanced
and nearly fully autonomous.
Great care must be given to ensure it's safe return.
In the event that you do not complete your task on time
or leave the designated fishing area,
the lethal toxin capsule in your neck will detonate.
and your debt will be passed on to your next of kin.
The Fudo State thanks you for your service.
We hope to welcome you back to society
when you have learned the meaning of hard work,
I'm assuming that's what that means.
Um, okay.
Do I have to sign it?
No, I can't erase it. I'm literally, I am restarting the game because I want to get my signature right.
If I'm gonna die, I might as well sign the contract and style.
You know what I mean?
What do you mean, I played that, not the game.
Naive with the 10, thank you.
All right, we're good.
You did?
Why would you think a horror game would have unshaken by D'Angelo as their intro screen
music?
Let's see.
I have one shot at this.
And I absolutely knocked it out of the park Wow doing that with the mouth was kind of soft too
The H could have been better, but I'm mad at it
Expect.
Oh, can I get one of those?
I'm nervous.
Can I get one?
No.
Okay, cool.
Not bad.
You should thank the PM for going easy on you.
Who's that?
The first mate?
No, that'd be FFM.
Who's that? The first mate? No, that'd be F-F-M.
Oh, the F-O-D sliders way too high. Wow. I feel like I'm getting sucked into a black hole right now. Lord have mercy.
Okay, we're back to normal here exit the bed all right
Oh you point to where you walk to I'm about to feel
Get me out of here, what you talking about?
Uh, ready to dispense first aid unit.
Am I the only one on this boat?
Check the cabinet?
Oh, what's in here?
No added to inventory.
How do I access my inventory?
It's not tab
I guess they'll let me do it in a minute might as well make some coffee before we get to work why not?
Yummy, yo the animations in this game are clean. Let's head out
Oh!
Lord have mercy, I'm scared.
Wait, go back.
Do I not supposed to grab a med kit and keep it with me?
Yo!
Okay, so we got it in my inventory, got it.
Oh, right click is the inventory.
Notes.
Do they clean up after service is done?
The ship is a mess.
Okay.
It's like one if you're nervous.
Break glass in case of emergency.
Yep, GG.
ship status whole integrity a hundred percent flood rate none whole water level
like in this thing flood oh lord I need a tutorial this is like deadliest catch
That's Oregon.
What is this over here?
Repair torch.
Okay.
Got it.
Put that back.
Put it back.
Oh, I'm just gonna keep it on me.
Okay, cool.
Can't go in there.
All right, let's go see what this is all about.
Surely they're gonna give you a boy
a tutorial here in a second.
Yo, this is cool.
The ladder to the bridge is too damaged to use.
Well, good thing I got a...
We gon' catch us some game, crab chat!
Let's go!
We gotta pay off this debt or else we're literally gonna die.
it must be done. I guess I'm the skipper. Naive with the TN. Thank you, W. Naive with
the TN. Thank you. Did I miss a note? Chad, did I miss a note? Okay, hold on. Okay, hold
Can I have a tutorial before we head out?
I'm really scared.
I don't know nothing about this.
OK.
Let me read the directive.
Directive.
Antarctic crabbing, lock in.
Crabbing.
Navigate to an ideal zone.
More rings equals more crabs.
Use one trap per ring, bait a trap,
use the crane to drop traps in the water.
Traps fill over time, review ship's computer
for trap status.
They expect me to catch 500 kilograms of crab
when I've never done this before.
Hook to the winch via hook gun, winch trap up to boat, move to the hopper and sort catch,
return empty traps to the loader, bait can be resupplied at the harbor marked with the
fish on the map.
Garbage collection duty, what?
workers may have left traps behind as these are regarded as garbage. We were we cry kindly
request that you collect these during your working period. Well I kindly decline but thank you for
the offer anyway. Maintaining your vessel in the event of a collision the hole may break and begin
taking on water. Excess water will cause whatever that is. Find your repair torch, go the lower deck,
repair the hole. Empty the water using the bilge pump. Chad, you got it? I think we can do this.
Rehabilitation program. Enter the bridge and leave the docks. Begin crabbing and collect your quota.
When your quota has been met, indicate it on your tank output panel. Return to the western docks
where the gates will be opened. Signal the warden for pick up.
Upon successful delivery, you and your family will be repatriated and allowed to enter the state.
Well,
here goes nothing.
There's cams?
Oh, Lord.
All right, chat, let's go.
How do I start this thing up?
I really read it, Naheeb.
What you talking about?
I read it 20 minutes ago.
Disengaged.
Yo, Adna with the 20 gift, the W Adna with the 20 gift, and presate that Adna, W Adna
for real.
Thank you.
boost how do you turn the ship oh okay let me raise the anchor it's moving it's
It's moving.
I'm scared.
What is this game?
Deadliest catch the whore game.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Okay, so the green range are where we need to drop traps at
to catch some fish or some game plan put that thing on full blast
okay pull the throttle back now keep going a little bit up
alright we're in the middle of the ring drop that anchor
Okay. Is that a timer counting me down? Wait, how do I get to the... You switch to release?
What switch? Open the door. Okay. Walk in. Remember, Ted, if we don't meet the quota,
We literally die.
Life though.
Hey, life though. Not gonna lie.
Okay, let's drop a trap here.
Let's drop a trap here.
My instructions weren't clear.
it's giving deadly a sketch it really is oh there's one okay needs bait okay we
need some bait bait bucket right there do I have bait in the back yes
Good ass nasty!
Alright, close that.
Okay, there's one!
Remember, it said drop one in each trap.
Okay, it's baited.
How do I get this thing in the water? I'm panicking.
The witch, right there!
Somebody!
Who in here watched the atlas catch recently, seriously?
They're gonna kill my family!
They're going to kill my family!
What's under here?
Oh, this is just the lower deck, where we was a minute ago.
Wait, what's down here?
What?
The engine looks to be in disarray. Let me repair this real quick.
Because I'm the only one that works on this boat.
Clean. Turn a little bit. Turn.
W employee, you don't have no choice. The timer, stop rushing me. Stop rushing me. I'm
already panicking. What's down here? Oh, this is the live whale, huh? What does this say?
read it sometimes I come down here and look at the crab swimming around in the
tank do you think they're happier than we are maybe cuz they ain't got to go to
work the old scrum so that's we gotta turn that on it floods okay that's the
Let's go back up top figure out how to drop this trap in here move
We're good everybody relax
Cabinet I hope you can swim what you mean by that
There's a witch right there
Yes
Swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing all right I got the I got it
It grabbed the rope
Okay attach the trap attach the rope with the bait in it swing how do I drop it
Let's hope some crabs get in that thing!
Alright, let's go hit another one real quick.
Okay, let's go.
Do I have to leave these closed in order to drive?
Okay, navigation.
There is another circle where there should be crabs to our left.
lock in. I'll pick up anchor. We're moving, baby. We're good. Childly feel like I'm in
the show, bro. Y'all proud of me? I made it on the deadliest catch, dude. What's that
noise. And I sort of... What is that beeping noise I'm hearing?
What does that mean?
They didn't tell me how.
Maybe it's warming up the iceberg.
Come on, get a move on.
What was that noise?
What am I hearing?
Okay, stop it.
Drop the anchor here.
All right.
Let's go put some other trap on.
It's still beeping.
What is the warning message they're giving me, chat?
Oh, the engine needs repair.
Okay, let me drop this and I'm going to go do that.
All right, lock in.
Bait supply.
Let's put some bait in here.
Clean.
All right, lock in.
Yeah, we're doing good, man.
we're doing good. All right, turn around. Drop this one in the water as well.
Should I get a recap? Yeah, our family's gonna be killed unless we catch 500
kilograms of grab in the next week.
Catch it.
I
Can't move it drop it next to you
All right, let's go repair the engine real quick
What am I hearing?
You've got to be kidding me!
What is that?
You're kidding.
Come on, man.
Oh, no.
That was a coconut crab.
Okay.
We have two traps in the water.
Let's just wait on them to see if there's anything on it.
I've seen a bait thing right here.
Let me look at it.
Wait, one of them has something in it.
Should I go collect it or just wait a little bit longer?
Give them both more time to fill up, yeah?
Okay, I saw something else on the map.
I kind of want to go peep it.
Chad, y'all see that question mark on the map?
Should we go peep that, Loki?
Let me make sure everything's good with the ship, Rufwick.
Everything's good.
Yeah, let's go peep that question mark on the map.
Lock in, raise that anchor.
Let's get it.
Oh, spin ahead!
This thing is raggedy, bro.
What is this?
Boost, I'm too close to it now.
I don't want to use the boost yet.
too close to it now. I don't want to use the boost yet.
We're good.
What is that?
What is it?
Oh, it's a, it's a old trap.
Should I just get it while I'm out here?
I'm out as well.
I'll clean up the ocean.
Maybe they'll give me extra points.
Oh my goodness, I got it.
We got an extra trap now!
Talk to your turn cutter with the five.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, those look creepy.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
How do you empty it?
How do you...
Okay.
okay all the leg action and I'm over actually gonna have to use the shotgun
ammo okay send it to the live well the leg action now you're too small go back
in ocean well I guess you gotta go to it
Oh, I should have threw him back! I didn't know there was a discard gate. Well, he's
gonna make somebody a crab leg. It is what it is. Okay, we have a whole other trap now,
Chad. The question is, how do I get it back to the empty trap section?
return empty trap
there we go
yo this game is cool, what?
alright
let's check the bait real quick
yeah should we go check the first one that we did?
I think we should
Yeah, let's go take the first one that we did real quick.
When I found a key to what does this key go to?
Get locker key.
Have we seen that?
Locker key.
Dude, I'm concerned that they gave me ammo for that shotgun.
Oh, it's right here.
Use it.
Why can't I use it?
Okay, let's just go back.
Wall and walker, hold up.
Before we get back on the ocean, let me go back out here and try to find this.
You need to drag it, I tried.
it can't be that one because we already opened that one let's go over here do
this is a nice vessel hot chat that's it
deck locker lock let me unlock it
Okay, whatever
Let's just go back to the first one see what we can do
But you think I didn't try to drag it man golly. It's not even highlighted
It would wait a minute no way I tried that
Oh that thing I love I've tried that I'm dead serious.
It's not going to work either way, it worked.
You know what I don't like crabs either.
I was doing garbage duty. I found something strange inside one of the traps. I'm just
going to leave it here for now. I'm not sure I want them faking I did this to another prisoner.
When I'm close to hitting the quota. Did you find a body in a trap? Am I going to find
body in a trap what prisoner we're
technically a prisoner right now we have
to pay off our debt that's the only
reason we're out here all right let's go
back to the to the ones that we did
chat lock in raise anchor us move
let's go we're doing good
Wow, this thing ain't got no power steering, God, leave.
I'm just in a iceberg!
We're still at 99%, we're good.
Why can't I see myself on the map?
Alright, straighten her back out. Let's go.
On the road again.
Can't wait. Get on that road again.
We gonna catch some King Crab.
Pay off our debts so our family don't get killed.
All right, let's go there's a there's a second one we left nervous I could use a boost here
But it's fine
All right, here we are
You all see the trap anywhere there it is off to the right
Hit the anchor now
Let's see what our catch was
Please tell me it's something good
please
Moment of truth chat
We got it. We got it. What's it looking like?
Oh, there's some biggins in it!
Oh!
There's some biggins!
BEGINS!
Get rid of the fish! No, you ain't doing nowhere! You're the biggest one in the lot!
Okay, you go in now, okay. Now fish, now!
Get these little small ones out of here, no return to the ocean, be good, I'll catch
you again one day.
Alright, how many kilograms of crab we got right now, I know we got to have quite a bit,
those are some big old crabs right there.
Okay, return this empty one and return empty cramp trap.
Beautiful man.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go to the other one.
Go watch them swim down below.
Wait, I should real quick, huh?
Yeah, let's go people.
See what they look like swimming.
Where the hell are you down there?
What's the wrong way?
What?
We had a slight leak.
Um...
Look at him, chapter piece.
Look at him.
All right, turn the pump on, get this water out of here, we're good.
Okay, that's not enough crab, we're going to need a whole lot more, no joke.
Let's go get our other one.
We got a fish in there, yeah, I tried to, what's that noise?
Oh no! There's another warning!
What am I hearing? What is that noise?
I'm dead serious. What is that noise?
Yo, what is that? Yo, what is that?
What is that?
Yo, I got shields.
Bro, what is that?
Dude, what?
I don't have the shotgun.
Get away from me!
Get away!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Okay, we have the shotgun now. I did not know giant killer. Oh dude. I'm feel weird
That was so freaky dude, what is up with that man?
that thing was huge how did it get on the ship bro I'm about to puke how did
that thing get on the ship oh my goodness dude let's go get the other one
haha it had so many legs
okay relax
I need a myth
Need a myth
Cheers
All right, I'm back
I'm back
I'm back, we're good
Let's uh
That messed me up. I don't like all the leg action. I don't like all the leg action. I don't I
Don't like all the leg action, bro
Let's go the next one
So I drop another trap here
Yeah, let's rebate and drop another trap here, thanks webroom for doxing it.
I got this thing in reverse as slow as Christmas.
Now we'll come back, this didn't take too long.
Turn the turbo booster down.
Wow, we are rolling!
Drop anchor.
Alright, let's hope we got some good stuff in this one, chat.
Cross your fingers. Let's hope we got some good ones.
Let's see.
Got it.
I mean, I guess it's okay
There's some pretty big ones in there though
Okay, drop them all right
How do I prevent
That was so clean that was so clean did you see that?
Did I just throw the biggest one of the bunch into the lake?
I know there's more of the map here, but should we go to a different spot and look for more
place to lay traps at? Let's go somewhere else to see if there's a better place to lay traps at.
No joke. Let's just hit the road here. Turn in booster zone.
there are right oh no oh no I hear noise
I
Took damage
This game is so scary dude, what am I playing?
Fusey with the 5?
What is that?
Oh my goodness, it's another parasite.
That is a huge coconut crab!
We're good everybody calm down it's like one if you're calm.
Let's head, like that way, let's see what's over there.
Has the ship been sitting here turning since I left the wheel turn?
It literally has.
go hard right right here let's move
move it with the team thank you
type 1 if you believe we're playing off this dead chat
We need to look for some good spot
So I said funeral might be cheaper. Yeah, this is this is bad
I don't see nowhere else to put traps out bro
That's a big one off to the right.
We're gonna catch a big one over here!
Wait, is that thing on the map?
It's those lines on the map in Iceberg.
I think it's worth it to go over here, though, don't you?
Somebody said 80-foot crab incoming.
Yo, as long as it don't attack me.
They don't call it deadly a sketch for nothing, Jack!
Yo, Miss Bingus with the TNW, Miss Bingus with the TNW!
I'm so scared. I'm alone.
I straighten the wheel back out. I didn't I didn't need to drop the anchor.
Where is it?
The engine.
the engine. I'm not gonna waste ammo on this one. We're good. Repair it.
We might get like a bunch of crabs though.
Let's keep moving.
We are close to that iceberg.
We move.
Visibility out of the front window ain't that good Chad, not gonna lie.
Yo, Ms. Mingus, with another 25 get, then W. Ms. Mingus, with another 25 get, then I appreciate
that.
W. Ms. Mingus, for real, thank you.
What?
No!
You gotta be kidding me!
No!
You gotta be killing me!
Get him out!
We got him!
Get him out!
We got him!
Get him!
I'm good.
Well, we're the five.
We just hit an ice bomb.
I'm good.
I'm getting a sign of this pig, we'll hold up.
Look, I've got a finesse right between there, yeah?
Shadow's scared.
lock in seriously.
Taking damage. I know, but it's not like
it's not screaming at me.
Turn turn. Miss fingers with another 25 gifted W miss fingers
with another 25 gifted. Thank you.
This better have the craziest crabs ever in here.
Wait, we're flooding?
Wait, we're flooding.
I'm gonna check and we get up here.
Wait, we're flooding?
Wait, we're flooding.
We better catch something crazy in here. You hear me?
We're dropping it right here. Let's go make sure we don't fly and hold on.
Keeping that shotgun on me too. You got me masked off.
I hear a lot of water.
We're good, Chill.
Everybody relax.
Let's turn the pump on and we're all going to be alright.
We're good.
Why is it not turning on?
What?
What is he doing?
Pedestrian Prince with a TN, thank you!
Is there another leak?
Now we're good.
Can you imagine how scary it would be in this game to actually see?
good everybody relax we do not have nowhere near enough crabs all right
we're dropping a trap here there should be something good for us lock in get the
bait bucket out
yep
beautiful
Beautiful chat
Let's get this in the water here
Yep
Drop all three of them not said only dropped one per circle, so
Right here. That should get us some good stuff. Let's get out of here and go find another one
I don't like this area. We move. Let's not do that small one. Actually, yeah, let's do
that one. You wanna do that one? Let's do it.
Pick up the anchor. We're moving.
We probably should actually collect some extra traps soon so we can just drop them everywhere.
That's what we need to do.
We should be able to just leave right out of here.
Don't hit nothing.
Clean.
Beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
Yes, I almost hit that.
Okay, there's another one right here.
Let's drop.
Like I'm about to drop my balls and start twerking.
What was the fish logo on the map again?
remember what was that drop acre right here all right let's go lock in a bait
remote we need to do that so we're getting kind of low on it yeah
where that yeah we're getting low on that
I'm going to throw some in this one too.
Yes.
That deadly stench is scary. Look how high that water is.
Alright, let's move.
I need to drop it. What am I doing? There's one there. I'm good.
Swing, grab it.
Swing, drop.
Beatiful!
Chad, I'm getting a hang of it for real.
I don't wanna get that trap off to the right.
Let's just do this one in front of us
since it's on the way.
Let's go question mark,
Get more bait and then hit that one.
Y'all cool with that?
Me too.
Thank you.
Beautiful.
Do I hear something walking around?
I hear something.
I'm going to go check it in a second, hold on, I want to get here first.
The ship's falling apart!
Oh my goodness!
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord,
Lord.
Is that weird? Go make it, man!
Was the engine taking damage too?
Okay, what was I doing? What was I doing? What was I doing? What was I doing? What was I doing?
Oh, yeah, I was getting a trap that was out here.
Yo, bad with the five, thank you!
Spook up!
That were a hundred percent on the harpoon, baby.
Bring it up.
Maybe there'll be some extras in here for us.
We got some freebies, chat!
I'm getting the stuff that doesn't need to go over here first, this is this is proving
to be difficult. Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace. Beautiful chat. Sorry for being
so rough. I'm in a hurry y'all. I'm so sorry. Alright. Okay bring this back. Swing, swing,
Drop!
Should I go ahead and drop some bait in this one too while we're here?
Because we're about to get some more bait anyway.
That's the last of it.
Yep, that's the last of it.
Chat, we're gonna survive this quota.
Don't play with me.
Name of the game, Crab Meat, aka Deadliest Cat, Stahore Game.
What's that noise?
I had this thing in reverse.
I had this thing in reverse with the anchor drop.
I just burned the motor up.
Oh my goodness.
Yo, I done burned the motor up on it, chat.
Let's go.
we're good here there's more bait dead ahead
you know i didn't look i'm not even supposed to be here man
i will go down with the ship i won't pull my hands off
And some of you know, there may be a lot of blood on my mouth.
I'm here.
Yo, Miss Bingham for another five.
Thank you.
Okay, slow up, slow up, slow up.
Do I drive in here?
Okay, let's drive up in here.
I'm here for some more bait.
Did somebody work here?
Bait?
How does the bait get resupplied in here?
Please just be something here.
Oh Lord, how do I do it?
Does nobody work here?
What?
Do I have to harpoon that?
No?
How do what?
Oh, we're on a time crunch, dude.
Fried fish with the five.
Maybe I'll pull up a little bit more.
Yo, Tyler with the 25 gift and W, Tyler with the 25 gift and thank you.
They're giving us some.
Re-filled it.
How do you get it re-filled?
Press the button? No, there's no button to press. Yes, there is. I'm sorry.
Thank you, employee, that works here!
Teds of bomb with the five.
Let's get out of here.
Onto the next one.
Let's move!
employee of the month. No we're
not employed. We're paying off a
debt. We're not getting paid for
this.
We're doing all this and not getting
paid by the way.
Right up here we're going to drop
another one.
We're good, chat. We're good.
Okay.
Stop right here.
Anchor down.
Lock in.
Let me see what the quote is.
How close am I?
That's really not that bad, though, right?
Okay, that's trapped.
There is fate in this one.
Drop it.
Do we go look for more circles real quick or do we go back and get the ones we've already
dropped?
Because I have one more trap left.
Let's move.
Let's move, let's move here, lock in, look for one more, there's a huge one up here,
we're risking it.
Yeah.
Yeah, there is so, there's so much iceberg action.
Oh, there's gonna be something bad here.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
I don't know about this.
I'm not sure about this.
No.
I just heard an iceberg.
No.
No?
I just hit an iceberg.
I just hit multiple icebergs.
OG with the five
It's okay
Chad, it's okay. Oh
It wasn't even that bad at all
What
Beautiful okay, we are in the circle. Let's drop a trap here
There's gotta be something crazy here chat for real we're in the circle right it said that on the math where we stopped
I am right
Do I have to bait in that one down there I
Think I've been in that one. Yes, there is
Grab it. Swing. Drop. Plane. Okay. Should we go to the question mark? That's up here. Grab another trap.
Yeah, we are dead center in the circle.
Chad, do we go for that trap there?
There is another huge circle back there dog.
How would you even get to that?
I don't want to risk it.
Can we just turn around? No.
I'm gonna try to dodge these icebergs here.
There's no dodging them up.
Oh, it's so over!
What have I done?
What have I done truly?
Fly it!
How much damage?
Did we just take, Chad?
All this for a trap, I know, I know.
Chad, we're good.
We're good. Can I leave it in reverse again? I'm gonna burn the engine up. This poor ship!
Hold on. At least the crabs aren't in danger because of the ship's seas. They're gonna be in their natural habitat.
We're gonna chat. Everybody calm down. I know it's a high-stress situation right now,
but I need y'all to calm down, man!
Oh my goodness, I hit that, I'm unbelievable.
We got some freebies!
What is in there?
Oh, bad game!
Oh, chat, my bad, bro. My fault! Chat, I don't got good at this now!
All right.
When is that?
Swing?
Swing.
Return let's get this one baited real quick while we're here. Yeah
Chat this might be game of the year, dude
Now look here
Okay, look here.
Do we take a crazy risk
and somehow try to get to that?
Let me take a look over there
and see if there's like a path I could maybe.
I'm scared money don't make money What is the warning?
Is there a monster on the boat?
What's the warning?
We got to pay off this debt or we're gonna die.
There's another one.
Are you kidding?
It's below deck, you gotta be kidding me.
Lord have mercy, dude.
Okay, we're good! I'm outta shotgun shoes!
What?!
We go for it.
I think there's another gun.
Wait, what?
Yo, the other one's first.
No, we're giving them more time.
I have a trap on us now.
We're doing this, Chad.
We're doing this, dude.
Shruss the captain!
Tyler, what the T he gave to thank you.
Oh
We're taking out water, we're taking out water, but it's fine, trust me.
There has to be a way to that place through here, yeah?
I'm about to go repair, hold on.
I see something up here that does not look pleasant.
There's going to be crabs that are under that and they're going to jump on the boat when
we go under.
I already know it and I don't have ammo.
Chat, do you like this place?
It's risky, but there's gonna be a lot of crap there.
You know the bad news is, I don't know if we're gonna have to do this now.
We're gonna have to come back to it and get the trap after it's done.
What's the what's the what do I say no chat scared money don't make money
Right look we didn't even take that much damage
Beautiful.
Beautiful chap.
Everything is okay. Now lock in.
We're gonna go to this giant circle and see what's up.
I have another trap right now, right?
What's that on this?
Okay, we're good.
Lock in.
We go.
There are noises and sounds.
We are in like a iceberg cave.
What is that?
What's the noise?
The engine, the engine.
What is the water that looks like this over here?
of
the
death
of
This is all going to be work that it has to be, chat.
No joke, it has to be.
The circle's right up here.
We're really almost in the circle.
Should I go for the trap that's over here too?
We're in it.
We're in the circle.
Anchor down and drop here.
I don't have a panic attack.
Drop, drop, drop, drop, swing, drop, swing, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop,
Swing, drop.
Fly from here if you're nervous.
Let's go up here and grab this other trap over here, why not?
There's sunken ships all in here!
What?
Look at all the stocking ships!
I hear something. Something's happening below deck. I gotta go find it. Hold on.
It's outside, it's the grappling hook.
See how we need more shotgun ammo so bad.
What happens at the end of the timer? We actually die, no, no.
If I get to learning what it said at the start.
Okay.
Please be some freebies in here.
This is why Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy.
We can't use this
Worth? Worth, maybe?
What is this? Where was the supply locker? Was it under? Was it under?
What were those? I have no idea. I think they were like the...
Why is there scratch marks on all the walls now?
Were those there before?
Why am I lagging?
Incorrect key.
Chat, where was there a supply locker at?
Some crazy just on true. Yeah, literally.
Supply locker.
There's gotta be like some ammo or something in a supply locker, right?
And here maybe? No. Chat, I need to use this key, bro. It's probably ammo and we're not getting it.
Oh Lord.
Okay, let's just move.
Y'all want to just move?
Let me take a peek out here real quick to make sure it's not just chilling out here.
Okay, I don't see no supply locker out here.
Okay, let's just go back up.
This isn't it because we already opened this.
Let's go.
We gotta move.
It was the first one you tried.
What do you mean?
This?
It was the first one you tried. What do you mean?
This
Why didn't that work before oh my goodness, that's beautiful we got ammo
If the breakies don't get you the quota will I hope we're refined this has better luck only one day left in my last
I've left some extra bullets. Thank you so much.
Only four, but it's better than nothing.
Leo with the five. Thank you.
We needed that chat.
Let's move again.
Y'all ready?
We're moving.
Turn this way.
We're out of here.
Chat, we're out of here.
Let's go back at the very start where we started laying the traps out
and grab everything in the same one that we came in, yeah?
It's gonna take a minute, but it's gonna be worth it.
Clean. Clean turn. Let's go.
Grab them in reverse order. Yeah, but this one's not as crashed.
Oh man!
Oh that's a bad one!
Oh lord, that's a bad one!
Why don't we get frame skips?
We're good.
Jack, we are good for Max.
Do y'all throw and pick him up in reverse order?
That's probably the play.
But this one that we're currently at needs another, like, three minutes.
I gotta use the restroom anyway.
I'll leave y'all at the captain's ship while I use the restroom.
I can turn on V-Sync. Can't believe it.
Oh, sorry, V-Sync nerds. I didn't change anything.
Yo gave it a year for real this game is crazy, dude.
Why are these moves?
I'm about to crash again.
Lord help me.
There we go. We're out of the worst of it now. I hear something. Use God's to be kidding
Get out of me!
Better it's not happened yet, why didn't that just happen?
That has not happened yet. Why did that just happen?
This game is gonna scour me, dude.
dude. Okay, chapter's one right here. We're gonna pick them up. I think all the ones we
we did were so crazy we're literally gonna be able to get the clone on the way back don't you think?
okay i'm gonna give it an extra one minute to to get more uh crabs and i gotta use the restroom
anyway if something happens i'll need to take off running matter of fact close these before i go use
the restroom. I can't close it. If something happens, I'm gonna take over.
I'm trusting the crew right now.
Lock it.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
Okay, let's hope for the best.
Lock in.
We need a lot here, no joke.
Look, we are currently at 37% quota.
Clean.
Cross your fingers.
That's it.
I
Clean chat clean
Somebody said time to light that wheel. No, we're getting out of here
That's a big one. No I
I want that put us at 48%.
That's not bad.
That's literally not bad swing drop it and let's do I drop it?
Do I drop it again here?
This one is in such a tough position to get back to though, but it's a big one.
We got two.
We got two Chad, it is what it is.
Oh my goodness, look at that wave dude.
The circle is it green now?
What do you mean?
Yes, it most certainly is.
We're dropping it here.
This is a big one for us.
Let's go.
Let's go
Drop it, we'll be back for it
Let's go get the rest of them chat. What is your prediction that we're gonna be at when we get the rest of we're probably gonna be like close to eighty something percent
Move let's get out of here
Yeah, we're good.
What is that?
There's always something, Chad.
Something on the engine.
I think it's a coconut crab!
I hate having to stop under here.
Did you axe?
Let me axe you, son.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There it is.
Why aren't you doing it?
Perfect. Let's go back.
Let's move. We're making good time, I think.
Have you played Fallen Guys tonight? Yeah, but I didn't get a win.
But if I got time after this, I gotta go back and try again.
I think I mean, there's no good things in this game there.
Let me turn left.
Chad, this one should have a bunch in it, bro. No joke.
This one should have a bunch in it.
Cross your fingers!
Turbo speed activated!
There's Kitty. She's probably sleeping on the back of the couch. She found her a new spot.
There's a spot on the back of the couch that she'd be hanging out at.
Oh, I'm getting these.
We're just getting them.
It is what it is.
Relax.
Relax. I don't think it was that bad. Let's go repair first, make sure everything's
I'm scared captain do not fret young one. I got this under control. I'm a seasoned captain
We are in no danger
Do you believe me chat we are in no danger
No danger. Unless a crab as big as the boat spawns, we'll be alright. And then you just
accept your fate. Point. Let's go get this one, let's hope there's a lot. Lock him.
Please, please be a lot for us.
Please, please, please.
There's a big one in there.
Oh man.
There's something here
There's the parasite I
Hear it. Do you hear it? Maybe it's just this
I cannot afford to lose any of the pigments here
fish
OH NO
oh my god bro like what is this why are they all just magnetizing to that side
I
Do
I think we drop another one right here chat. I think we do. I think we drop another one
right here. We just rebate it and go. Yeah, got to. Because that gave us some good stuff,
but I kind of sold. Yo, dino nuggets with the five. Thank you. Good. Drop it. Perfect.
Let's go. Let's go get our other ones. They've been sitting out there for a hot minute. Okay,
we got to get out of here now. Where are we? Lollip. Lollip. Wait, we just bust a left
the marauder here chat lost the left of marauder here we're good the rest of the
traps that we later gonna be easy to get
let's go full steam ahead
We're hitting. We're hitting. Did you see the dodge?
We're getting out of this water jet. Turn that. Let's hope we got some good ones in
I'm not going to crash this. Do not worry. Everything's going to be fine.
Yo, what a cool game, though, like no joke.
I'm going to show you a little bit of a joke.
Right here's another one.
Should I get some more bait while we're here or just go to the other ones?
Right there.
There it is.
there and drop the anchor. We got it. Hope for some good ones, Chad. Hope for some good ones.
Please, I'm begging you. That was a perfect pull-up. Oh my goodness.
Yes!
Jack, that's a biggin!
Yes!
Blame.
What are we at now?
74%!
What are we at now 74% we're putting another one right here, yeah, it would be it would
be a disgrace not to put another one right here right? A literal disgrace!
You can't? Yes I can and will.
No chat look
You literally you can't I apologize
Matter of fact no I apologize y'all you got me messed up
Why is there water in the boat?
Why is there water?
Wait, what's going on?
I hear something.
She had to throw something down here.
Did y'all hear that too or am I trippin'?
What is that noise?
well there's something here
I HIT YOU TWICE!!!
I'm dead.
Please!
Bro, why are two shots not doing the job?
Med kit, med kit, please, med kit, please, we're good, relax, we're good, okay, there's
nothing to do.
Let's go fix the holes real quick.
Move. Move.
Beautiful. Somebody said top dog wall in the chat. I know they got hit with a top dog wall
Let's go to our next one here which will be up to the left let's get some more bait while
Over here too, let's go.
On the road again.
Can't wait to get on that road again.
On the road again.
What road? The road that we're on.
Bait please. Bait please. Bait please. Bait please. Bait please.
I said, please don't make me get angry out. There we go. We're good. It's like you're
You're driving to one of them car washes and it just automatically locks you in.
There we go.
Those car washes that you drive in are so cool, dude, they're just cool, man.
There really ain't no doubt about it.
Alright, let's move. Let's go get our other ones.
We know Joke might have enough for the quota just through the other ones that we have, right?
Alright, let's go, Chad. We move.
Dual steam ahead.
crowd of you for almost conquering your arachnophobia, all of these were splinters of the old interstory.
The only thing keeping me sane is the fact that I know they're crabs.
They still creep me out though.
Those are basically ocean splinters, don't say that.
They are though. No, they're not!
They're crabs are completely different.
Completely different.
Is it just mirrors or a storm coming through?
No. Not when everything's going so well.
Chats life are scientifically arachnids. No, they're their crabs.
Let's hope for some good stuff here remember we're at seventy four percent
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you're kidding me.
Are you kidding me?
That is crazy!
This looks decent though.
Okay, let's see what we're at after this.
That's a big old fish.
Don't you dare, buddy!
Don't you dare!
Clean!
Clean, chap!
What do we have?
Dude, I think we're gonna have enough.
Do we have one or two traps still out right now?
How many do we have?
Two?
No key wrong with the 10. Thank you. I already baited that one. Beautiful. Close that. Close
that. We're good. Chat 85% dude. Drop more I can't right here. But I gotta go check for
a Band-Aid. Let me go see if I can get another Band-Aid real quick.
and scuba-nizers found a giant crab spider-crab of the ocean it was seven
foot I would actually have a heart attack if I saw that in real life I would
simply pass away I dare you now this one right here we can drop to here you got
There's something else on the ship. It's on the engine.
Where did it go?
This thing, are you kidding?
Really, buddy?
Yo, time lowkey, about to go pick that one up and try to get some freebies, should I?
Not yet.
Somebody just said my stream is bouncing all over the place, skipping.
What kind of internet are you on?
Bouncing all over the place, skipping.
Yo!
Let's go.
BILTS! BILTS! BILTS! BILTS! BILTS! BILTS! BILTS! BILTS!
It turned right right here. There's a big one up here.
Look at it.
I'm close to that rock.
I'm not gonna lie, I think we're gonna meet the quote on the last two where we only have
one you gotta be fisting me.
Oh, I left.
Didn't I leave one where all the icebergs were?
Yes.
Wait, there's still three out?
Okay, there it is. I see it. Plainest day. Drop anchor now. Chat, we are at 85%. We might
be it like close to a hunter after this one. Look! What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing? 85! Let's see what we got. Let's go.
Are you kidding?
Now I know how the dudes in Deadliest can't steal when they pulled in a crab pot and there
what nothing in there. You may go nowhere, buddy. What are we at? 93.
We don't even have to drop another one we can just go get our other two
Right
Get up the question mark yeah i'm gonna hit up the question mark on the way back
That might give us the last percent that we need
I'm gonna turn around right here.
Full turn.
Walk in.
Come on, Crash.
Beautiful.
Oh that's so clean oh man let's see if there's any in this question mark right
there
You gotta be kidding me right now!
We just scraped.
I hear something.
Heal up, I'm about to just give me a second.
I'm going to get out of this place right here first.
Why can't we catch those and throw them in the live well?
Get like a net gun or something.
Okay, we're taking on water. I'm about to stop in a second. Hold on.
Check, the visibility is swim-developed.
We're about to pull over, hold up.
I gotta go now.
We're about to sink, I gotta go now.
I gotta grab a medkit all the way back too.
It won't mean that bad.
Yes.
Chad, after seeing me play this game so far, would you trust me as your captain?
Banned air by the Cedno.
Alright, we gotta go see if there's another med kit ready.
You ready to go, dookie Chris?
Okay, I'll catch it!
Here we go
We are back to full health we're good
Now let's go grab this other one out here
Well, I don't know why I always act like I say something crazy dude
It would be so dope if this was like the last percent that we needed.
I just blew the motor up!
I just blew the motor up! You heard that!
CLEAN!
Please dude, we only need 7% please.
If you would stop at 99 it wouldn't surprise me, there's probably not too many of it.
I thought that was a head.
I thought that was a giant human head I don't know why I would need the fuse box
key but okay a boot why is there a boot in here
One crab by the way, but I just littered my fault.
Yo I got a piece of trash out of OCE to throw it right.
Yo that's my bad.
My fault!
Yaw Lee, dude!
I didn't know.
Is that technically Litter and Elephant if it was there before me?
That's my bad for real.
later and now if it was there before me that's my bad for real
that's my bad for real
$100,000 fine. No man. Am I really going to have to go all the way up here to get this
one again? This any can work it. We shouldn't have done it.
I'm going to leave this drive and I'm going to handle whatever's going on.
You don't trust the autopilot?
We are rolling!
I gotta get back now.
Chad, there was no danger, dude.
We should have put one like another one over here and wait it on and I can't believe this.
We're going so far out of the way here.
We're at 94% right now.
They just have to stay in that cave so they was dead.
We are in depth and we have to get 500 kilograms of king crab or us and our whole family dies.
We're not getting paid for this, so yeah.
Now I'm low key a good captain like no joke.
Yo boo-boo with the five gifty, give me some W's for boo-boo with the five gifty.
Resets you boo boo with the five get the W boo boo
Reset that boo boo
Okay, we're almost there chat we're getting close it's not too far now
Wait, I left another one here, didn't I?
Oh!
Opened a fuse box?
Wow!
Oh
Open the fuse box Wow
You want me to open the fuse box chef
I'll go see what's in it we got the key for we might as well
I was a sailor, I was born upon the tide,
with the sea I did abide.
Why don't you unlock it, big doll?
Hello?
These things crawled up the boat and try to sabotage the ship.
Somebody's to report it to the state.
workers could be getting hurt doing this work. Uh, me? All right, let's go. Let's see if the one
here has any in it. Let's go. Boo-boo, would another five get to appreciate you, boo-boo?
let's go wait that should be good wait that's it we can go home
What now do I go back to the starting again?
Let's go back to the starting area.
Grab the last one you got me messed up.
Look at him.
What are y'all saying signal for?
We go back to where we first started, right?
We go here?
a button on the quota box. Oh, yeah, we got to go back in and hit the button. Yeah. It's
It's not enough, yo, God S.L.X.X.
It says 103%.
You must do the math, I hear.
Spin the thing around.
Please don't.
the driving skills
that's so clean
you see that like I was driving a fork
We made it dude all we gotta do is get back safe
Yeah, yeah, forklifts are easy to drive, believe it or not, once you get used to them.
But technically, anything's easy to drive once you get used to it, if you really think about it.
You know?
I literally worked at a rice mill for three and a half years, bud.
case you're tough thank you see those kind of chance I'm Tom
Bro, what's hitting us?
I'm going.
Oh no, you don't!
Get outta here!
I left the boat going.
It's my new year's resolution to be buffed like you.
That's gonna be hard to do, but you can try.
Can't I see the gates?
I see them.
I see them!
Surely we actually get a happy ending, right?
Fall guys after this, we can go for another win if y'all want to.
And if I don't get another win, that would be two days in a row with no fall guys win.
Now some might say that's falling off.
say that things just happen sometimes.
That's gonna I just got a severe chest pain.
No.
I didn't do all this for nothing.
What is that?
Oh, no!
What?
You gotta be kidding me!
Oh my...
Look at that giant crab with the distance!
Are you kidding me with this?
I did all this work for what?
It's over.
What do I even do, bro?
I can't go anywhere.
It's over.
I did all this work just to die.
of
This is insane!
Why?
Dude!
You gotta be kidding me, Chad!
Drive? I can't, I can't do anything right now!
Where was that crab when we needed the quota?
I think we made it.
I think we made it. Are the crabs still safe?
What?
Ice road truckers!
Look, mate, you need a good job with those crabs.
Ah, here we are. Where?
Unfortunately, you dinged up the ship.
And I'm sure you remember your contract.
This will be a problem for us.
What do you mean?
And that wasn't my fault!
Google with the five.
Are you kidding me?!
No!
All that just for him to kill us in the end.
Was that a big pile of bodies that other people have done before?
one with the ten. That was actually so good. That was actually so good. Bro, game of a year.
That was one of the most interesting horror games I've played in a long time.
That was great.
Yeah, they were just literally making people go catch some crabs and getting rid of them.
Wow, that was good.
much they paid you death is what they paid me. Straight death. They just want the money.
Yeah. That's high point. That was a good game. That was actually a good game. Wow. That was really good.
Fall guys. Alright, I'll go for another fall guys. Why not? Why not? Y'all convinced me.
why not you convince me run a prediction why not
yeah you taught me into it i suppose
i suppose you taught me into i guess i will i mean if you're just begging i guess
i mean i i guess fine
Let's go. Let's see if the shooter general is on. Let's go. Shooter general is always
on. Let's try again. Go foam finger. Should I go foam finger? Do I go foam finger?
I'm not sure.
Do I?
Yeah.
Oh chat, y'all gonna like this.
Yes, brah.
Chat, you ready?
Are you ready to see what I've just created?
Woo!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, bubba.
I'm not going to get off.
Clean.
Now this game makes me mad.
I'm immediately getting off.
Not going to lie.
There's some slop that happens
just first game here.
I'm out.
Got me messed up.
But you remember what happened
last time?
You're Palestinian Prince
with a five.
Thank you.
You remember what happened
last time though, right?
I literally won the first game on. I know y'all remember that. I think all the absolutely
disgusting stream snipers had to go to bed and let their mom made them go to bed. That's
probably actually what happened. Khalid is with the five. Thank you. I drew a blue circle
and someone stand it looked like you okay you tell them I said uh they're banned if they watch
okay you heard me did you win yesterday unfortunately no unfortunately we did not
Man, Chad, I'm so ripped. Dude, it's unreal.
It's actually unreal how ripped I am, bro.
I like this course right here, I do.
I like this course right here.
Yes.
Chad, y'all think I'm ripped for real?
How do I get your build? Just exercise, man.
Eatin' right
Price with a five
To defoam finger man
Y'all missin' with it
This literal insect is still following me hours later. I'm getting close.
I will stop playing this game again because of these things.
Am I lagging out?
Why is there a- Why is that in the bottom right?
What is that?
First!
First.
What I say, Chad?
I said first.
What I say?
What did I say?
I said first!
Come on, man. Come on, man.
Phone finger.
Watermelon cherry.
good job shooters good job good job shooters
push them off now push them off now push them off now
What's it off I mean?
Apple Grape Orange Sherry.
I said watermeli my bad.
Oh my god.
You know when you repeat something too many times in a row, you can't say it right.
It like mess you up.
Yeah, I got it off right there.
Have murthy
There's still a stream sniper in here, so it's gonna be hard to do
I
You'll have a good night.
It sucks!
Come here, and miss a crash on the water
The pines, they often whisper
They whisper, but don't jump and fail
Ooh, we engage from the deep water
Ooh, they let me know
I got two weeks worth of wins in a row on fall guys two days without a wins not
that big of a deal for being completely honest here let's be
completely real here two days in a row with no win when I won two weeks of games in a row
two days two two days in a row with no wins not that big a deal truly it's not it's just been a
bad stretch for you boy it is what it is either way I know one thing great stream chat I love y'all man
appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
I appreciate all the gifts, the subs, don't know those bits, follows, of course.
I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out, hey, y'all have a good rest of y'alls night.
Have a good day tomorrow and see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, love it, alright?
Peace out, y'all.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!