I
cheers
was good ladies and gentlemen's good people's good chat I have to return
once more yet again yet again once more yet again yet again once more again
blue hoodie. Yes, I repeat, blue hoodie. Yo love pulling luminous MC, Kieran, Bray,
Ken, Hush, Kiss, 22, IDK, Epic, W Subbers, man, appreciate y'all. Chad, how's everybody's
day going on a scale of 1 to 10. Let me hear it. How we doing on a scale of 1 to 10 up
in this thing buster? What day is it Tuesday? Another day, another Tuesday. Another day,
another Tuesday. You know what I mean? St. Patrick's Day. Is
today St. Patrick's Day for real? You're male with the five
gift that thank you. I had no idea today was St. Patrick's
Day, bro. Wow. I had no idea. Why am I lagging? Yo. Is it
I ain't lagging.
No, I ain't lagging now.
I don't know what's going on.
It looked like I skipped a couple frames there for a second.
I was going to be like, what?
What all did I do today, man?
Huh?
You have a green thong on?
No, but if I had known that it was St. Patrick's Day, I would have.
Let me let me tell you
If I if I had only known
Then yes, I would right now, but unfortunately I didn't know
So
Yeah
Right
Yo, I appreciate that all be cat W be cat happy birthday as well be cat
Yeah, that's your be cat happy birthday happy birthday be cat. Thank you
Appreciate you be cat
Happy birthday!
Yo undead skills with the 20 gifted subs
W undead skills with the 20 gift and I appreciate that undead skills. Thank you
for the 20 gifted
Bro or blue on St. Patrick's Day, bro. I didn't know man. I don't know what day it is half the time
time. You talk about I didn't know the gun was loaded.
You know that song? I didn't know the gun was loaded. You
know that song? Song. Oh, GG. Oh, GG.
I
PC gonna crash it's over with oh lord
Case I'm going on my senior trip tomorrow. I gotta wake up at 3 a.m. Big dog
I don't know what it is, but it ain't worth waking up at 3 a.m.
You waking up at 3 a.m. To go on a trip
Man, you done lost your mind up in this thing.
Chad, would you wake up at 3 a.m. on a trip?
You know what?
No, it's something you really want to do on Blaine.
is something you really trying to do? I do not, I do not blame you. Right. Hey, case
my wife is a huge fan and five foot one. Her name's Lex L a well, you laughing at
your wife is five foot one. That's crazy. That is short though. Five foot one, huh?
Oh, Lex. Five foot one. Chattanooga people that's five foot one in here. That's
rather short. Five foot, I mean. But I've known, you know, I've known some people
that are like four foot 11, four foot 10. Some people just ain't that tall, man.
It is what it is.
Your height might height is known, bud.
I don't need to say it again.
Somebody said they six foot ten, quit lying, dude.
Lace with the five, thank you.
ice vanilla frappe with the 500 bits.
In case I was going to get surgery for a lump in my chest
back at the end of February, but I was moved to yesterday.
I had a panic attack and didn't get it.
I'm going to try again.
Could you, you and the pickle, give me some advice?
Well, I hope you get that took care of soon.
Ice vanilla, hopefully it's nothing bad.
Lachal, days go off to go in there
and we're moving real quick.
It probably ain't going to be a,
you might as well go ahead and knock it out though.
But I will.
I
Will all uh
All that the pick will give you some advice right here
So I just said they're seven foot two
No, you're not because there is more billionaires than there are seven foot plus people on the planet by the way
There's a fun fact for you. I think unless it's changed it might have changed
Here you go
Facts I'll give you another
is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of
enthusiasm. I'll give you one more.
Your determination is the fuel for your success journey. Thanks. W Pickle, man.
A pickle always comes through for us, bro. Yeah, I had no idea, bro. I appreciate
you prime. Uh, yo, what's good? Amanda and Brayden. Appreciate you, Perk. W Pickle for real.
Chattage. I'll wear green today. They all actually wear green on St. Patrick's Day. How many people
voted green on the hoodie thing? 34% thought I was actually going to pop out in a green hoodie.
That is crazy.
My eyes are green.
I don't have to wait same wait.
So I don't have to either.
Wait you're right.
Wait I'm covered anyway.
What you talking about?
Excuse me? I'm covered. What's you talking about?
Chat, I ain't never got to wear green on the same, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on,
say Patrick Sabra. I'm already covered. I don't think eyes count. Yes, they do.
What you talking about?
I
What eyes count thank you
Thank you
Yo chat have you heard a dude there's a new
VHS simulator game that came out of y'all seen it, bro
What's going on? All of a sudden, VHS simulator is coming out. You had Rewind99 and then you
got another one. Look, I'll show you. Hold on. It's big VHS trying to make a comeback.
Big VHS might be making a comeback
Case I'm offended that you think four-foot-two was short. I never said that specifically four-foot-two was short
You're just making that you're just making that up I
Never said that
It is what four foot two is short. Yeah
Humans are short in general comparatively to the universe
Everybody's short even if you're eight foot tall you're technically short
If you want to compare it to the universe everybody's short
Not only are we short. We're not even like the size of a dude. Nothing not even the size of like an atom in the universe
If you want to be real with it here
We ain't nothing bud
You know what I mean
Chat the universe is huge man
Chat the universe is huge, bro
We don't even know how big the universe is we can only see the observable universe
13.2 billion light years out we can only see as far as light is traveled
to our available technology telescopes, it could keep going, space could just keep
going, you know what I mean? Who's to say there's an end? And if there is an end to
space, what would it be and why? Why would it be like a wall? Why is the wall
there be like a giant fishbowl maybe the universe is a giant fishbowl and it's
enclosed and there's like a wall everywhere you just got to go far enough
to hit it but the fishbowl is like unfathomably big right but what's past
that fishbowl? Your guess is as good as mine, Bubba. Your guess is as good as mine. An aquarium?
That's true. Yeah, we're in an aquarium right now.
Now, show Liz, we were some fish.
Four foot 11 and below is considered legally dwarfs.
So there's a legally dwarf thing, what?
You learned something new every day?
Hold on, what was this?
Oh yeah, yes, right here.
This one.
Y'all seen this?
This is what I was telling y'all about.
Hold up.
It's on, it's on, I'm hurting.
It's just so crazy how this back-to-back VHS simulators came out, right?
This one looks good too!
The real question I have is like, can you like hit people?
Like that makes a simulator game, like actually,
do you know how good supermarket simulator
would have been back in the day
if you have the ability to like beat people up?
Like you understand?
And like rag doll physics?
That's another reason why goob lagoon was so good
is because you could push people and rag doll them.
Every simulator game, I don't care how serious
you're trying to make it needs that.
Super water part seems set the bar
Lavendula with the tin
This one also looks good bro no joke
And the question on this one is I wonder if it ends in like shifts, right?
Go back, go back to what?
Did I miss something?
We're lying.
Yo knew what the five, thank you.
knew what to find. This one looked good too. Not gonna lie. That's kind of crazy at the
Rewind 99. Yeah, I wonder what the what are the odds of that? We've never had a VHS simulator
game and then within like the same two weeks, they come out together. That's actually crazy.
me it ain't. Tell me it ain't crazy. I've been playing it, it's good. What you mean you've
been playing it bud? No you ain't. So you mean to tell me you're playing this instead
of watching? Okay. Yo, if you're actually telling the truth, can you hit people?
Hurry up, answer my question, man.
answer my question
March 17th buddy it's today I downloaded of course I'm gonna try it with you don't know
anonymous with the five thank you
can we watch it again bro come on you know what sure let me not complain
If you can hit people, you got to put that in the trailer.
No joke.
With the Rewind 99 they had at the trailer, have you hitin' people with a baseball bat?
I like the slightly more realistic vibe of this one, yeah the vibe of this one is clean,
I'm gonna lie.
Yo, no more Mr. Good Guy with the Five Gift at all, man.
I'm shakin' in my boots over here.
Bro's name is No More Mr. Good Guy.
Oh, No More Mr. Good Guy, man.
It is downloadable, so I will give it a try, though.
No doubt.
If there's a good-looking simulator out there, you know you already know your boy's gonna try at least
Wait what?
Do you have a bad film wait, what is that supposed to mean?
Wait
Wait a minute
Game from yesterday you ever continue that to do that game from yesterday was so cinema, bro
Yeah, we'll continue in that today too, bro that game
Chad who was here last night for that supermarket game or that corner store game
Crunchy with the team that game was so that game was straight cinema dude. No, Joe
Straight cinema, bro, like actually
I'm talking cinema
You know what I mean?
That one time when the power went out, bro was tweaking.
You know what I mean?
That first time the power went out, bro was tweaking.
Bad dude.
That was bad for real, man.
Bro was in there and tweaking.
Man, golly.
Can you play for all guys
because my girlfriend is playing right now?
Big dog, I was gonna play,
but what does your girlfriend plan have to do with it?
What's that supposed to mean?
Girlfriend playing for all guys.
Why ain't you playing?
Why ain't y'all split-screening?
Contraband police dude when that dude I'm telling y'all when the contraband police DLC comes out that that is going to be generational dude. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. I actually can't wait bro. I cannot wait dude.
it says Q2 of 2026. So what is considered Q2 of like a year chat? What is the two? So there's four
quarters. So January, February, March, April. So it's between May and, we'll do three, four.
Wait no I'm tripping bad what am I talking about wait no I'm like tripping bad
Wait April June it could be that quick look
Look.
Hold up.
Chat, look right here.
Hold up.
Hold up
Crimson fall look it says
Q2 2026 bro
I don't think y'all understand how generational this is going to be.
I don't even understand.
What is this? Have I seen this?
Main storylines.
We are also introducing new types of drivers such as diplomats and professional drivers
each with their own distinct set of clothing and documents.
Yes, about documents we are also adding the ability to check watermarks
using a UV flashlight. The same one you used to search for the components.
In response to your numerous requests, we have decided to also add a passenger system.
From now on, inspections can be more complex and may lead travelers being separated into no way.
What have I not seen this? Paces of incorrect documents. Additionally,
This system will serve as a foundation for two-player cooperative mode we are working on in parallel.
Yeah, exactly. And we were thinking about this two-player cooperative because it was a very wanted feature by you guys.
And we decided that this passenger system is a great option for this cooperative mode.
because you know great option in general then two players can
simultaneously check documents of this driver with the whole thing come out one
can make more mistakes another one less mistakes so this is like you know Q2
was April 1st through June 30th so that's when this is gonna drop I don't
Chad, I don't think I'll understand, dude, contraband police is literally, it might be
like the favorite series of game I ever played.
I got so much out of contraband police for so long, dude.
I got so much out of this game for so long, I played it, bro, it's like that meme with
the cow that's all shriveled up and skinny, and they're coming back with another milk
Bucket to milk it again dude. This was me with contra man, bro. I love this game
dude
They will be in this world together and they can play the inspector mode together because this will be
the inspector mode plates into player cooperative
Cooperative gameplay as another feature dedicated especially for crimson fall we present the bus
It uses the previously discussed passenger system and changes the way smuggling is detected.
Travellers' suitcases are now labeled with their initials.
So, after discovering contraband, you'll be able to easily identify the offender.
Finally, a feature many of you have also been eagerly waiting for, the Polish duck.
It will prove to be the best companion when searching for healing contraband.
Its enclosure can be upgraded multiple times.
You can have a drug, dog!
But today we don't want to talk about them, so as not to spoil the surprise for you.
No!
It was very important for us to recreate the beauty of a Polish village from the 1980s.
There's a whole village in the game!
Who can play hard?
Yeah, we felt that its charming atmosphere and architecture fit just perfectly.
If you weren't here back when I was playing this, bro, you have no idea how big this...
Dude, there was no village in the whole game!
We had a drone operator. We asked the people living there of permission of making photos,
the buildings. And it was an amazing adventure.
Wait, that is so cool. What?
And experience. They went to the place and took pictures
and drone footage of the buildings they were to replicate in the game.
So here is this old 17th century calculating church which ultimately determined our choice
of this particular village and it will be a part of important story mission later on.
The village police station is a place where we can...
Oh yeah, there's gonna be a whole nother story mode for this too!
We decided there was no need to travel all over the world just to return prisoners and
contraband.
Additionally, in Crimson Fall, firearms can only be purchased from the gunsmith located
in the building's basement.
Instead of Vlad, we now have Olina who runs a tool shop on the edge of the village
together with her husband.
So comrades, we've reached the end of our presentation.
No, we haven't.
We really hope that you, exactly just like us,
like the scope of what Crimson Fold we've had to offer.
We'd also like to remind you about our special
Collectors Edition, which contains a lot of great stuff,
and playtid figurine, easy handbook, a map, a flag, just a lot of great stuff, it's still available, you can find the link in the game main menu
and one more time, thank you for watching our video, see you next one and glory to Akaristan!
Brooo man!
Hello, Comrade!
I need this to come out NOOOOOW!
Dude, there was a whole BOSS dude!
That's a mystery thing at the beginning of it.
Oh, this great, great project.
Hold on.
Such as, what is Vincent Ford, the new gameplay in Erenyevka?
Much.
I would say it's a new visual style set in a rich atom atmosphere.
Hold on, as it is.
It contains five connected story missions, significantly more extensive than in the base game,
featuring two supporting characters, Natasha and Sebastia.
Where's Teddy at? Did Teddy make a return? Teddy better have made a return.
The core gameplay is similar to the original, but now includes new interesting features and additions.
In short, it's everything you like and love, just more of it.
What?
So guys, as you probably already know, Crimson Falls was planned for release later this year.
but unfortunately, due to intense work on the console part,
we have to postpone until May 26th.
May!
I can live with that.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
I can live with that right there.
I can live with that, barely.
Oh my goodness, give me a day.
It was hard work guys for a programmer team to optimize the game, the systems, to maintain the 60 FPS for the consoles, especially on the PS5.
But, you know, on the bright side, we learned how to make optimised games for consoles.
And we can already confidently say that the premiere of Crimson Fall will take place simultaneously
on all platforms.
We decided to continue the storyline on the government side.
Dude, I can't wait.
Oh my goodness, I can't wait.
Chad, I can't wait, bruh!
Your random success with the 50 gifted Lord have mercy.
Give me some Ws for random success with the 50 gifted.
Oh my goodness.
W random success for real.
Aziz with a 10 and Saul with a five.
But what is that on my screen? Hold up.
Hold up.
But what is this?
What is this?
What is it?
Why is it blue?
what is that? What is that? Why is it blue? Undead with the 10. Thank you. Yo, Tim's grieving
window with 5,000 bits. Hey, case it's me again. I think we're
off on the wrong foot last time with me calling you out for
abandoning Dolores. But today, I'm here with a business
proposal. I'm opening a card store in my town and I was
wondering if I can name it cases card cavern and would you
invest 100k for 51% of the business? Are you being
serious?
That sounded that sounded like that sound like he was actually gonna do that
Are you opening a card store? Do you want to name the cases car cavern? That's cool. I
Don't know about investing a hundred K in that. I don't know how big your town is. I don't know
Lily bear with the team
I'll give you 50k for 90% of the company.
How about that?
Best I can, you know what, no.
If you take that offer over there, I don't know what to tell you.
His offer is so bad.
Listen to this though.
I will give you your 100,000 that you're asking for for 70% of the company, but I want royalties
on every card sold.
And that that's a good deal.
Diana with the five get the W. Diana with the five was good case over eating is going
Good. Yes. That was my dad's birthday. He recently lost a job due to the workplace.
So now your streets ever failed to make him smile and laugh.
He's a big thing. Could you give him a happy birthday and W dad?
Yo, you didn't put your dad's name in there, but happy birthday to your dad
and W dad for real. What's his name?
So I'll be good on Shark Tank, bro.
So y'all think I'll be good on Shark Tank?
I'll be in there straight scamming folks be like look I'll give you 20 bucks for 85% of
your business if you turn it down I fear you're selling yourself I'll be in there straight
scamming lock in Chad if y'all wasn't here yesterday we resurrected the streak we got
win for the first time in like for the first time in like what five days
yesterday can I make it two in a row again can the streak be officially
resurrected can it I don't know but I do hope his name's Chris you'll happy
birthday Chris W. Chris. Chateau Chris happy birthday Chris. His name's Chris
like Redfield
We see if the general's on.
General always on, dude.
Let's look at the stove.
Chad, do I stick with the puzzle piece for now, bro?
I don't want the banana skin.
Oh, that's kind of.
Chad, do I stick with the puzzle piece?
try to genie. I could try to genie for the one time. Wait, that's actually hard. It looks
like he's floating. Wait! Bro floating! No? No? Yeah. I'm gonna give it a try. If I
play terribly with it, I'll switch. But to be real with you, I wasn't doing that
good with the puzzle piece. It took me a while for the for the puzzle piece action.
We're going to give the genius shot chat.
We spent money on it. So look, we got to, you know, at least give it a shot, right?
We spent money on it. We got to give it a shot.
We're good.
We are good.
Hold on.
Just two Niners and one even one of Fall Guys games as he started back.
Yes I have. What you talking about?
We mean since I started back like three weeks ago.
I've won many.
I went two straight weeks without losing.
Or without a day without men.
Shut up.
Christian sucks, I'm changing it.
I'm insane chat.
Hit him with the case though!
Oh my goodness!
No!
Oh my goodness! No! That would have been so clean!
You have no family, I promise you don't. You're unlovable.
You've been following me for two straight weeks. You deserve nothing.
Even nothing would be too good too much for you.
truly you have absolutely nothing going on in your pathetic life for you to do
this for two straight weeks it's unreal
it's unreal truly it is
right
W bully? No, that's not even being a bully. That's just straight up like you're being
harassed and you fight back. Being a bully is doing it somebody that don't deserve it.
character yeah I don't know bro I don't know I don't know maybe maybe we go
somebody else
I miss Patrick, well you gotta let that go man, we use Patrick forever.
If I had a cup noodle skin, no joke, I'd never use another one. I'm serious.
Oh, that ain't good.
You don't do a go get it, did you? You son of a...
Oh cowboy like you John Marston you really don't
Change your winnie mode. I don't win enough even bother with it
You know what I mean?
Yo, y'all rocking with the genie action?
Oh, no, man.
I like how he floats, though.
I'm crazy with it.
Can I finally hit this forbidden tech right here?
I don't get it.
How do you hit that?
I don't understand how you hit that jab.
What? No, I've never been able to do that.
Crazy part is I've never been able to do that and I'm the one that invented that move.
Ain't that wild?
The move I created, I've never been able to do.
Don't let that robot wobble, bruh.
Now don't let that robot wobble.
You got me messed up.
Push him in the, push him in the slime.
Now push it in the slime.
Push it in the slime.
Push him off the mountain, dude.
Push it in the slime.
I'll just stay here till the slime gets here. I do not care. I will stay here. Oh, you want some too? Oh, you want to die too? That's fine with me!
You're gonna die before me, by the way.
No, come here. Don't let...
No, come here, don't run!
Now where you going?
No, no, no, no, no!
Uh-uh! No!
No, come here!
Now, come here!
No, no!
No!
Grab it!
Grab the robot!
Kill it!
You ain't gettin' up here!
Oh no you don't!
No!
I tried it. I tried it, though. Do you see that bro focuses on revenge? Well, I didn't
have any chance of dying right there. So it's not a big deal.
Yeah, GG. GG, bro.
You gotta be pissed at me.
I did all that and didn't get rewarded.
I hate this game so much.
This mode is so bad, bro.
Good job on your $30 win celebration, Brantz, good job.
crazy. I could just won the first game did you win a game today that was the
first one but in other words no I haven't that was the first one so it's
it's okay. Do not threat, it is okay. Right? It is. Look at the prediction, 88% to 12%?
I've seen worse, we're good.
Now I've seen worse.
Yeah.
Let's go.
I should have changed my skin, huh?
Wait, I think the genie has like a movement speed buff.
Did you see that save that was unbelievable dude?
It's almost SO NO!
Woohoo!
Let's go, man!
Let's see if added reptile882 is gonna make it.
Bro, got the last spot. That's actually insane.
When are you coming to South Dakota?
What on this absolute planet earth?
What I ever need from South Dakota dude
Like what do you excuse me?
Posted when you coming to South Dakota like I had like a poor plan like yeah, I'm gonna be popping in the South Dakota
What you talking about bro
one brain three coconut
Let's get this green dinosaur kill please
Three pairs two green things
USA lost good day for real
When they lose just now.
They lost just right now.
Three pair.
Prepare four green things, two green things.
Four green things, three pairs.
They said to have me do it when I'm off.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
If they'd have me they would have lost. I'd have got out there and hit for a cycle.
Not a hit for a cycle, not a pitch to all nine innings and not a pitch to no hitter and hit from the cycle in the same game.
I would have instantly solidified myself as the best baseball player that ever lived.
What position would you play realistically their best bet would be put me in center field
That'd be their best bet
You gotta be s**t at me!
I hate everything.
We're gonna...
Oh yeah!
the game.
Don't lose your voice again too late.
It's always gone now.
Dude, it's like there's only two finals in the whole game, dude.
You know what?
game is making me angry. Change your celebration I'm begging you do I never
win what is it affecting you what do you mean you're begging me you see it
What's a stream if you're lucky?
Hexagon is best.
the one called where it's like the falling platforms but they respawn what is it called
extraterrestrial that's the best that's my favorite final I think
Blastball is not the best, no way. I hate Blastball.
Oh my goodness! RRP Ethan!
I knew the future the whole time!
I
This one still hasn't moved yet.
Why would you do that?
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm a surprise y'all with a new
scan hold up.
Can you guess what I'm going to
pick chat I'm about to surprise
y'all with one.
Hold up.
Oh, yeah. Y'all gonna like this one for real.
Hold up.
Oh, yeah, you're gonna like this one, hold up.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all gonna mess with this, dude.
Y'all gon' mess with this heavy, bro!
Y'all gon' mess with this heavy, dude!
You talkin' bout!
Aye!
Oh, I don't spoil it. Y'all didn't see none.
Y'all didn't see none.
I like doing illegal things.
Well, I need to report you I think
Help Jinxie bro, I can what you want me I can't help Jinxie when he's opening crates, bro. What you want me do?
Call them Chad you really think Jinxie is inconsolable and needs me to call him after he in stream because he lost CS go crates
Chatter, are we serious?
Nanda with the five.
Yo, yo, just know whoever just grabbed me right there, just know that what you just did right
there just ruined your whole life, by the way.
Just when everything happens that goes bad, just look back on this moment.
Just saying.
You just sealed your own fate there.
Hope you're proud of yourself.
Yo, I hope you're proud of yourself.
You just ruined your whole life.
Your whole life is ruined now.
Because of that one grab.
I will not elaborate further, but just know he ruined his life.
I'm not falling.
This skin is not ugly, man!
Why are people spamming you twerking?
it's the best about ever. What's you mean? Of course they are. Why wouldn't you? It's
the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Ugliest skin I've ever seen. It's literally
not.
Yeah, do y'all not know what the skin is? It matches the what's it called dude? Why y'all
Alright, alright y'all gonna hate on this skin, alright bet.
You better be prepared for what's to come.
Oh, you wanna hate on that skin?
Oh, you have no idea what you've just done.
I'm about to cook up something so devious you're not even gonna know what to think.
Oh man, this is about to be bad.
You have no idea what you're about to witness here.
I feel like it's gonna be worse.
Oh, oh, buddy, you have no idea what you just done.
Lord have mercy, it's bad.
Oh my goodness, it's so bad.
Wait a minute, no, it's not.
This is the best thing I've ever done.
Wait.
This is the best thing I've ever done.
Oh, just wait, did you see it, dude?
Oh, just wait.
It's actually so clean.
Nobody else.
You ain't never seen nobody else with this.
Chef's hat peg leg!
Get off me!
Wait, this is orf!
Wait, it's clean!
I hate everything.
What are you doing?
Actually, what are you doing?
Since when did you not control him in the air?
Of course you did!
I'm not a lot of skin is actually insanely clean. It's like actually so clean. No joke. I'm serious
that's actually got to be my signature skin there.
Peelsbury, no boy low key.
Grateful with the team.
Thank you.
Heelsbury. No, boy, Loki.
Crave for with the team. Thank you.
Um.
You're happy. Happy birthday, Taylor. Chatel, Taylor. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Taylor.
And there's another thousand bits. What's somebody saying? Can you say hi?
To my friend, Taylor. Wow. That's that. What are the odds of that? Yo, what's good, Taylor? Hope you good.
W Taylor and Happy Birthday to the other Taylor.
Orange, cherry.
No, that's garbage!
God!
Check the skin gave me new life no joke.
Let's go.
I'm locked.
Nobody died.
Yeah, it's just I get a nothing but comp lobbies now for some reason because my skill-based matchmaking is so high
It's annoying put me back in bot lobbies bro
Like put me in bot lobbies dude, you know what I mean
Melody with the TNW melody
Zero gravity
I am disgusting at everything.
What are you doing?
YES!
I'm gonna get a standing desk. I have to stay on the whole stream. That's what I truly want to do.
Okay, I'm gonna stand in this.
I'd like that beyond comfort play a game on though.
Imagine you're like standing up trying to play a game.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah.
But that's my fault, huh?
But that's my fault.
Man, one more.
This actual swine just ran in and jumped on all four tiles just to get me killed.
Swine is too good of a name for you.
are literally like the equivalent of a dust particle and even then a dust
particle has more value Lord have mercy your melody with a thousand minutes
hey case March time piece by birthday you'll have the birthday melody chat
tell melody happy birthday happy birthday melody evil people in these lobbies
no you're wrong at people these are not people the art they are less than
human case I'm going to the casino tomorrow how much money should I bet on
blackjack $10 yo Kade with the five gift thank you
go appreciate that Ali W. Ali thank you Ali not 10k chat go $10 speaking of
casino we gonna hit the casino on that uh that uh simulator game we playing from last night
i'm gonna hit the casino what you doing
see that just happens to me instead of everybody else okay oh man this game makes
We're there. What's bro doing?
Did you want to see that? What were my body like morph? Because I halfway hit the slide.
I don't know what that was.
I appreciate you Willy Wonka with
the five.
Lerman yeah Lerman is a Lerman's
crazy with it.
Let's go.
I hate this one, but it's fine.
Why you don't want the opposite?
What's this round even about holding on to one of those little things that run around
for 25 seconds five hours of twitch streaming you still smell unstoppable is that an ad that
uh what is it the scent booster ad brog I hit with the scent booster ad
case do you take creatine yeah i got some creatine on my desk
game raid creatine you can go to you can go to game or something get you some
I'm using discount code K. So for 10% off.
It tastes good to usually you are usually do no flavor in it,
but that's a good taste in Korea team right now.
Good taste in Korea team.
Okay.
No, I needed that.
I might be cooked, Chad.
No, don't.
I am cooked, Buster.
Come on bro, come on bro, right here, come on bro, come on bro, come on bro, come on
I'm begging you.
I'm not actually the greatest.
Did you see that right there?
I might actually be the greatest, did you see that right there?
Do you guys hate the players that play like that, bro?
Like, oh my goodness, bro.
Why are you just running through
taking out all the blocks?
Like, for what?
He's a shooter.
But steal!
I can't believe what I'm saying, dude.
The rest of the map is just clear why are you just over here dude
There comes a nerd with the glasses again.
Look at the slushie trying to cut me off.
If I would have had one more block, chat.
If I would have had one more block, just one more, I would have been good.
is so sad that is so sad right there dude all I needed was one more block
Chad victory was so close yet so far away you know what I mean so close yet so
far what I do gotta say though chat tell me this skin is a clean y'all mess with
this for real. I got creative on this one. As you can tell, not gonna lie. I got
creative on this one.
I did, dude. I had to
one more. Okay, this year's one more. No joke. Last one. No matter what
happens, even if I get first round, which is impossible, run other
prediction. Let's go
last one for real.
Let's go.
I have 24 channel points left you'll get them back aside
You'll get them back don't worry
If you go all in on believing I'm gonna get you your channel points back right here watch this
If you put all your channel points on believing right here, I'll get you you'll go from 24 channel points to like at least a thousand
I got you dude.
I got you.
I had 200k before you started playing Fall Guys again now I have 18k.
I mean look, that's just how the cookie crumbles man.
Let me be real with you.
That's just how the cookie crumbles.
Tasha with the five.
Let's go. Last one. Last one right here. Let's go. Type one, if you believe, Jack. Type one, if you believe.
Let's go. Let's go.
Wayne!
That was getting a little crazy.
Yo miss Lucy, Lucy with the five, thank you.
Let's go.
Wait, was Ronald Tuesday in here?
No way.
That's crazy, Ronald, Tuesday only shows up on Tuesday.
No way!
I'll see you on Tuesday.
You know Ronald Tuesday!
Oh, he died?
RIP Ronald Tuesday, bruh.
RIP Ronald Tuesday.
He's gone, man.
And your dreams buster
What's case of skin we call it the case so now everybody calls it that
Everybody calls it that don't you call it that chat it's the case though just like that move
Yeah
GG. Oh, yeah, GG. The peg leg really adds to it. Yeah, it does. Peg leg goaded. C'mon.
Come on man.
Right here, let's go!
I'm unbelievable!
I
That was the most unlucky thing I have ever witnessed with my own two eyes.
I cannot believe what I just saw.
That is truly the most unbelievable way to die on that map I have ever seen in my life.
Matter of fact, clip it so I can watch you when I get back.
Lock the edge at its booty, Tom.
Lord have mercy, what just happened?
What just happened, human?
Y'all leave me!
If you were not here for part one of this game yesterday, you missed absolute cinema.
So I'll give you a little recap in case you weren't here yesterday.
Today we're playing a game where you work at a corner store.
Our character's name is Adam.
He has a daughter named Annabelle who he's trying to get custody of, so he had to get
a job, unfortunately.
And something happened to his wife that we don't know yet, and he has visions all the
time, and this corner store is haunted by demons.
Regular day at the office.
If you ask me, let's go.
Act 1, day 5.
Act 1.
Let's go.
Locking in.
Oh yeah, I got to look at the follow guide to see if you're right.
You're right. I'm going to get really mad just looking at it.
Hold on.
Yeah, there he is.
No, that just scared me.
Dude, look how disgusting this is.
Not as clear as this, clear doesn't go back to where I need it to, hold up.
Here we go.
I actually cannot believe how unlucky that is right at the finish line.
Are you kidding me? To go over the fence?
That was embarrassing with the five gifted. This whole part right here leading
up to it was crazy too. Jumping on this and then getting a boost from this. Just
Just to go out like that.
Look at the just pure just focus.
I could just that right there, like dog.
New PFP?
Nah, it wasn't as bad as that one yesterday.
That one yesterday was actually crazy.
Chad, who remembers the one yesterday?
The one yesterday was no joke, like it was bad.
The one yesterday was like actually like bad it was like one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life like no joke it was
It was it was bad
Anyway
Show it I ain't got it
May hold me so I can find it real quick
Hold on. Hold on.
In case you didn't see it.
Hold up.
YouTube has it? Yeah, that's where I'm going.
Hold up.
Hold up, bro.
it's bad what moment we did have it at oh yeah it was right here dude dude dude
oh my bro bro tell me that ain't crazy dude this is like the worst thing ever
Dude, this is actually like the worst thing ever right here.
I can't believe how bad this is.
This is so bad, bro.
Chad, who was here yesterday when this happened?
Dude, this is bad, man.
What do you mean is it AI or real?
What do you mean dude?
This is ripped straight from my stream.
We reacted to this in real time.
This was bad though.
This was bad.
Anyway, show the clip, what am I reacting to it?
Did he get cut out?
Oh, I'm right here.
I think he got cut out.
Wait, what is this whole last section of the video?
Hold up.
The video is playing!
It's there! Lord have mercy!
That is unbolted.
Wait a minute.
Yo, that is wild. You know that.
Wait, it's not that bad when I do this.
No, it's bad.
Lord.
go no face cam for the restroom. I'll go with that. No face cam. No face cam stream restroom.
All right, lock in where were we oh yeah we continue gay five gay five
Let's do us some chores before we hear- Did they reset my sensitivity?
How dare you?
All right, let's get ready to go to work. Let's let's take us a shower real quick before we go to work
Fully clothes by the way
Fully clothes brush our teeth before we go to work
Yep
Put some cologne on before we head out that must be an axe. Did y'all ever use axe back in the day anybody?
Do I get a burr before I go to work?
No, I can't do that.
Give it some breakfast. Of course it's beans again.
I need something to get me through the day right here.
It's going to be a long shift. I can already tell.
Alright, let's do a dish.
Well, let's head to work GG
Do I actually done a way back today out I use bro the best cologne I ever used bro somebody got it for me
It was a Mustang cologne y'all ever heard a Mustang cologne. It was literally Ford Mustang cologne, bro. It was going
No joke, it was good.
Ford Mustang Cologne, bruh.
It was so good, dude.
What car do you drive?
Not a Ford Mustang.
Why is the court messaging me?
This is not a made of message.
Please don't reply.
Your custody hearing has been confirmed.
required to appear in person. Wait, when is it? Dad, I heard the hearing
takers confirmed. Social services told you. I just want to let you know I know.
Let's go.
Do I hit the casino before my shift starts, Chad? How much money I got?
Bro, I could go to the casino with a $10 limit.
My shift don't start for another 15 minutes.
I've got to work early.
Come on, let's hit the casino before we go to work.
That's our doctor.
He's a scammer, by the way.
We found that out at the end of yesterday's episode.
How much should he pay for advertisement?
Life.
Starting today, you need to check in to begin your shift.
For what?
What I gotta clock in for now?
I'm hitting the casino for I go to work. You got me messed up
Let's go everyone's chasing ghosts on the reels. Let's go. Do I do the five dollar one? Do we do bet your anus?
Let's do bet your anus right here
Yeah 12 minutes for my shift starts.
one more span!
What the hell baby!
Yeah GG, now that's it.
That's it.
One more and I'm done.
We're out of here.
I haven't even clocked in yet! Stop messaging me!
We're back.
I'm never coming back in here again this is ridiculous get me out of here right now
I
Can't believe I let y'all convince me to do that the Phil's endless, but the night never ends in here
I can't believe I let y'all convince me to do that right there. That's unbelievable. Why would I do such a thing? Why?
also got what here yesterday I accidentally expanded the store we have all of this store
going with nothing to put in it I accidentally expanded it so we got all of this and there's
there's no product on the shelf. It is what it is. But it's fine. Alright, let's go clock
in. Should I clean up and stuff before I clock in though? I should clean up and restock before
I clock in so I'm not like under pressure to do so when customers are here. But I'm
not getting paid if I'm doing the work without clocking in. I'm clocking in you
got me messed up. What they making me clock in now, bro? Did they not trust me
or something? I don't understand like why am I clocking in? I wasn't stealing
time I wasn't stealing money from here was that no I wasn't
yo we need a better mop can I upgrade the mop I'm sure you can you can upgrade
everything else and again does day shift do anything like anything I don't
I don't think so.
How you doing?
Y'all good?
Welcome to Amobel's Corner Store.
Hope y'all having a good night.
There ain't nothing on that shelf.
What you looking for?
Sorry, I ain't got around to restocking it.
Why was bro walking backwards?
Get out of my way while I'm mopping!
What's that noise? What are these customers doing?
I gotta get stuff restocked. Oh
I'm out of energy. I need a coffee already. I just got to work. Oh, it's gonna be a long shift. Oh
This gonna be a long shift chat. Oh, man. There's products outside. I gotta bring in too. Oh, it's a disaster
They're gonna spoil!
Hurry up, please. I'll make one more.
We're good.
All right. Let me check out these customers real quick.
How y'all doing today? Welcome to Annabelle's Gross.
Everything's broken. Including me.
didn't mean to trauma dump on y'all I'm sorry how y'all doing today all righty sir
that's gonna run you 8 20 have yourself a beautiful night thank you so much how
you doing sir you doing okay this fine afternoon hope you found everything
You'd swell, we do have the best products in town and the cleanest products in town, I'm lying!
What?
One second.
One second y'all, there's a demon in the back! I'll be right back!
I'll be right back!
BEGONE GEMON!
In case I wouldn't hear yesterday too, the coat rack is haunted as well and it sometimes turns into a monster.
That's just part of working here.
Right. It is what it is.
Trill. I can hear it. Fuck I hear it.
Buddy, don't start complaining already today, man. I'm not trying to listen to you again.
How you doing ma'am? Hope you found everything great here. Best products in town, by the way, just saying.
What you got? Concerned neighbor. You here? You're back? I haven't seen you for a while. How's your wife?
Your mistake of me for someone else. Really strange. You do remind me of him anyway.
Okay. Why are we so rude to all these customers? Thank you so much, man. You have yourself a
beautiful night. Thank you. How are you doing, big doll? What can I give you today? Bag of
chills? Some burr, pudding, eggs? I don't think I need to hide these, dude. Chad, I don't
Let me not eat this.
The box is from outside.
If you leave them there, the good space foil.
I forgot.
That photo does not match.
I can't sell you this, sorry big dog.
That photo does not match.
You have a package?
Oh no, there's too much going on.
96852 something.
Okay, let me go grab that.
96852 something.
968 there it is right there. Got his package form. Boom. Thank you sir. Have a good one check. There's boxes outside
They're gonna stoll brah
Lord have mercy. How long they've been sitting out here for?
Put these in the freezer real quick for they go bad. What's the freshest looking like? Oh, what a good the queso chicken nuggets queso size
You cannot have those go bad. That's the best product we got
Oh, we got some pizza action too? Hold up!
Grab the rest of them. We got customers waiting, but I'm a one-man crew, so I'm gonna rush.
What's happening?
are you serious? What are you doing?
I'm gonna pull these, sorry, I gotta do what I gotta do.
It is what it is, chat.
I just heard the most disgusting noise of my entire life.
What is happening? There's a demon.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I gotta go fight off a demon.
How did he grab it?
You gotta be fistin' me!
Shit, sweet you. Fuck!
Fuck, it's coming right at me.
Don't breathe too loud.
Where's the fuse box, bro? I can't move.
Where is the fuse box that's out?
Why is it not highlighted?
Oh, there it is.
I hate when the power goes out, Chad.
I hate it.
Get the fuck away from me.
Relax, buddy.
Oh, my.
Okay.
Circle, circle, triangle, triangle, square, square, square, square, square, square,
Square, square, square, turn it on.
Everything is okay, relax.
Just calling electrician, buddy, they can't afford that.
They can barely afford to pay me in this thing.
Have you seen this store?
They ain't got the money for an electrician.
They ain't got the-
Someone's watching me.
Do I need a med kit?
I seriously need a med kit?
Oh, Lord.
Why is there constant danger, dude?
Oh, no, this game's tripping at this point.
You got too much going on.
It was manageable yesterday.
This is ridiculous here.
The store's too big, I know.
It's way too big.
I'll clean up the shops.
I'm not gonna have a panic attack.
Just do what I do.
There's danger in the shop too like what's happening
I need a coffee forget this
There's a demon running around in the store you hear it
There's just a demon running around
Is that injury me? Hello?
Breathe in, stock out.
Damon! Be gone!
I'm gonna be right with y'all. I'm so sorry. I gotta run down to the farm and see I'm injured
How you doing
You know remember I said the last shift was the worst one this one has been so bad already
already there is so much going on the door are you waiting for aliens to pick you up how you're doing doc let me get that real quick thank you please don't flip me off okay there's one more box outside alright bro I just give me a minute man I'm
about to panic there's too much going on there's customers that's been waiting it's just all bad I bet whatever boxes outside is completely
were there is no box out here chat why y'all why y'all live
by the door inside oh you're right yeah we're still selling that yeah we'll
still sell that one. I ain't gonna hurt no little extra flavor. Ain't gonna hurt
nobody.
How y'all doing? I'm so sorry for the delay. Like I'm serious. I am so sorry
for the delay. I've had so much stuff going on here. You have yourself a
beautiful night. Thank you for shopping with us. How you doing, man? You
having a beautiful night? Thank you for shopping in Annabelle's store. Got
some beer, got you some blood, some eggs. Can I check your ID real quick?
Madeline Foster.
You think the customers think I'm crazy, Jack?
Customers might think I'm crazy for real.
I don't know if they're swinging a bonk at nothing.
Um, ID looks good to me.
Thank you so much, ma'am.
Have a beautiful night.
How you doing, sir?
Are you doing okay today?
Oh, I'm good.
How you doing sir? You doing okay today? All right, don't get you that. Don't get you that. Don't get you that right there. Have a good one night. Thank you so much.
You are crazy? Yeah, because this store is haunted and they're not paying me nothing.
I'm sorry are you stealing something now?
Never mind she got a basket.
How you doing big dog?
You really just don't throw that up there like that.
Sir! Get out of here!
We need extra employees! I need help!
Okay, beer, beer and chips. Can I see your ID real quick, big dog?
Okay, dude, look, I understand there needs to be events that happen, but this is literally ridiculous. There's something happening every 10 seconds.
Can I have 10 seconds to concentrate and do my job?
But this is literally ridiculous or something happening every 10 seconds. Can I have 10 seconds to concentrate and do my job?
Can I have 10 seconds
There is a event happening
Constantly
Is this where it's like working in a place like this in real life
for my mouse at gg my mouse gone okay it's back anyway you're good to go big
Stay calm. It's just a blackout.
I imagine that.
Fuck. It's coming right- Get the fuck away from me!
Shit. Fuck. It's coming right at me.
Let's relax with the supernatural events.
A thief got away and it's coming out of my paycheck.
So if these steal something when all that's going on,
then it comes out of my paycheck anyway.
Surprise, I even got the money-
What?
Surprise, I even got the money my Cal-Friana
takes something from me.
I like paying me nothing, no way.
Thank you. Good night.
How you doing?
You all doing all right?
All right, Ben.
How you doing, sir?
Three bags of chips.
Would that be all for you?
Thank you so much.
What are you doing?
What are y'all doing?
Come on, buy us some, man.
You need to restock?
Do I look like I have any time to restock during this?
There is simply no time.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you. Hurry up, man. One more customer. I'm plucking out. Yes, I changed the layout
by accident. I'm sorry. Why am I lagging? Everybody's buying the chips because there's
nothing else in the store to buy. What you want? Needs your ID real quick. Alright, looks
good to me sir. Have a good one. Thank you. Work until the end of your shift at 6 a.m.
So I can have a second to clean and re-stock like I need to talk to the boss you need to hire some I to do with some re-stocking and some cleaning here at night
People came by nothing else because there's only chips on the shelves. We're just a chip salesman at this point
You got a package. What's it look like?
6 4 9 9 let me go look at that real quick 6 4 9 9 there it goes yep is that the right
one? Yes it is. Is this not the right one?
Oh there we go! Everybody just didn't do the thing.
Have a good one. Thank you!
I'm gonna have to ask everybody in this store to please leave. I need a
second to restock and if I start restocking while everybody's in here
people don't get mad because my customer service gonna be trash how you
doing you doing all right people are only getting chips we need to rename the
I'm gonna restore the chip place.
Let me see that ID.
Looks good to me, sir.
I'm gonna restock if you got me messed up, I'm done.
I'm gonna restock right now.
No longer will I put up with this.
No longer.
I'm getting everything restocked.
Y'all gonna have to wait a minute.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, but I fear y'all gonna have to wait a minute.
Oh my God.
45 minutes left of my shift, chatting.
I'm good to go.
45 minutes left, and we're good to go.
Raise the price.
Now forget this company.
I ain't making them no more money.
got me messed up. Put the pizzas in here plain. Can I undo the upgrade? I don't
know, but I wish I could. I wish I never would have expanded the store because
it's just more off the use box. I need other coffee. What is this five coffees
on the day chat. That's how you know it's mad. Customers out there waiting. Why is
the coffee harming me? Can you only have a certain amount? It's hot. That hasn't been
problem before I think you can only have a certain amount of coffee during the day
chat it's like real life if you have too much it's gonna die your heart's gonna
explode and get chest all right let me get y'all check out real quick cuz they
look we're closing it at 13 minutes not losing it in this dump me too bug me
What you won't golly what you won't I'd be it looks good just take it thank you
have a good one I drink coffee and I'm 13 what
what was that noise thank you why would you ever ID sir chase Evans that
That looks about right.
What, we got a parcel too?
Oh, you just need all kinds of stuff, don't you?
Oh, you just need all kinds of stuff, don't you, Chase?
Let me go pick it up for you.
What's the number?
Or why does my mouse keep disappearing
when I accidentally pause?
What's the number?
887 887 the names wrong
I'm getting any way you got me messed up
There you go have a good was money's money
Yo, what's six o'clock on the clock out
No, no, uh-uh, absolutely not. Nope. You better get out of here.
You better get out of here.
Remember to buy groceries before you leave.
Get out of here!
I'm not checking your stuff out!
You got me messed up!
I just clocked out!
No!
I'm good.
I'm going to restock the place, I'm going to order stuff, and everything's going to
be alright.
I ain't serving, Chad, I ain't serving no more customers.
You can stay here until day shit that you want to, but I ain't gonna do it.
Day shift can help you out about 10 hours?
Not me!
Nope.
Got me messed up.
You clocked out, why are you restocking?
It's for my own benefit, it's not for the company.
If I don't do this, it is just going to be way worse
because the day shift is going to be nothing for me.
Am I working for free right now? Yes, but is it better for me in the long run to do
so? Also, yes.
Look at all the trash.
Go home now, we're all going to do this, it's going to be way worse tomorrow if I don't.
Sometimes in life you've got to do something you don't want to do, it is what it is.
I'm gonna repeat that because that was great.
Sometimes in life, you just gotta do something you don't wanna do.
Again, I'm not getting paid for this right here,
but it's gonna help me out in the long run.
That's my quote right there. I invented that quote.
Putting a trademark on that, that's me.
Here we go.
Oh, they got him with ads.
More eggs.
Yo, strawberry cat with 5,000 bits.
They'll be you strawberry cat with the 5,000.
Hey, case you love watching your streams,
I learned that my friend Haley from high school
watches your streams and found out
That we're both wearing your new merch today.
Hey, it's a small world.
Shout out to you and Hailey for real.
Pre-state job, thank you for the 5,000 bits, too.
Get a merch claim.
I got me some of my merch on right now.
You can get it at caseogames.com.
Yeah.
You're a man.
Yeah.
Clean. Clean. What size is that? I think it's a medium, huge medium I think. Alright what
else we got? I'm re-talking all this stuff, Chad. I literally am. I'm clearing out all
all this storage space. It has to be done.
The voices.
They're back.
No, it's a youth small.
It's not a youth medium. It's a youth small
I'm doing extra work for no reason you're messing me to my dirt's pile enough
Won't you hire me some help and it wouldn't be an issue?
Hire me some help and it wouldn't be an issue.
You know what I mean?
Straight up.
You ain't gonna do it though, cuz you cheat, you might miss the crabs.
You don't want to cut, you don't want to put no money into your business.
You want to pocket all your money.
Okay, so chicken nuggets look good, man.
You can get day shift to do it.
Oh buddy, you must not know what the day shift is like in this game.
You should have saw what they left me with yesterday.
Day shift is going to do nothing for me.
Shift is gonna do nothing for me. You got this goober in the chats. I'm up bro. Look at your task dog
I know what the task is bro. I'm getting everything settled first
Bye I'm going to school okay with your band. Have a good day
You say buy you're going to school like anybody gave you permission to leave the stream.
Ain't that crazy chat?
What you mean buy you're going to school?
According to who?
Not me.
There's that.
This is so much better get everything stocked up.
Innocent with the five.
Let's go.
What else is in here?
Morden queso chicken nuggets, that's a best-seller chat.
That is a best-seller.
You can call day shift.
Wait, what?
I don't have enough charisma for any of this.
Are you actually kidding me?
They're stalking everything.
They're stalking everything, so I don't have to do it now, right?
How do I upgrade my stats?
How do you upgrade your stats again?
Computer at home or can I use this one too?
I'm about to put my two weeks notice and I can't deal with this.
I can't deal with this.
I'm going to clean everything up and I'm going home.
You got me messed up.
It's funny, you thought I was bluffing about not checking y'all out before I go home.
I wasn't bluffing
What you
We got this trash and I'm clocking out. I'm hitting the casino near for a leave
This job's a fucking joke
He's like I have like a chill shift tomorrow like let me get a chill shift
There has been too much going on for you, boy, man.
All the trash cleaned up.
Of course.
Bro, you're the one that told him on the phone you want to clean up everything. It ain't my fault.
If I had better stats, I would have told him to literally clean everything and stock everything. No joke.
No, Joe
Wait does the stand up rates cost money I need to go the casino then
No, we're not going to casino again. I need the money for the upgrades
All right, it's as clean as it's gonna get in here tonight. I'm clocking out going on
I don't. Imagine it's 10 times
worse tomorrow. Oh, buddy. I
would not doubt it. Alright,
y'all. Y'all have a good night
since you're just going to
stand here and wait till day
shift. It's six fifty in the
morning. They don't get in
till nine a.m. Have fun.
Wait for another two hours.
Good night.
order inventory not good they ordered every day anyway
day shift orders we're good
You can't even go to the casino brought these stats.
Did y'all see how much we just lost to the casino?
Switch with the fan.
That's all I need.
The game looks one-did-it.
All of that for 30 bucks is actually disgusting.
I want to work no more chat.
one. Who voice messaged me?
This dude?
Adam, this is an automated reminder from my office. As part of your rehabilitation plan, you are expected to continue developing the core skills that will help you re enter social life in a stable functional
I have!
I
Bottoms up
We can upgrade to crib only got a hundred eighty dollars bro, oh, they're giving me a freebie
That's too much money, bro.
I got no money.
My job don't pay me enough.
Let me see what the walls look like now.
Hey, it's starting to look more like a home, Chad.
Hold up.
Chad, we need careers.
We need charisma.
We need charisma so they can do work for us between chefs.
I'm about to spend a hundred and forty six bucks for twenty charisma.
power of empty promises dude. How much did we need for the options to tell him what to
clean up.
the five and the 15. Wait, how much does it come out to if I do the 15 and the 10?
Tay-Tay with the five.
One thirty-three.
Worth.
We needed to do that. No joke. That may seem like that was stupid, but it really wasn't.
That's going to help us with convincing day shifts to do some cleaning for us. Okay.
What else can I upgrade in the house? Do I save the $30 that we have chat?
We already did the walls.
Yeah, let's save.
Let's save the $30 we have.
We did upgrade the walls in the house though. Let's start to look like a home in here.
I'm going to Casino.
Shall I take out a loan?
Chat.
Taking out a loan would be stupid right now, right?
Yeah, that's probably a bad idea.
Resistance. I don't need resistance. I haven't died yet.
Yeah, anyway. Lock in K6. GG. Another day, another dollar. Here we go again.
here we go again chat another day at the corner store
why they making me clock in now for real did let's see if they shift did
anything okay they obviously didn't clean nothing
This looks the same way I left it. Did they stock everything?
So all they did was stock the boxes from outside.
Why was there like a skeleton there?
Yo, whoever works day shift here, are you in the stream right now?
Who is working the day shift?
This is ridiculous.
This is the store's money chat upgrade that we did need the extra storage no joke we did
Let's see here. Sales area. What else should we upgrade right here chat? Let's unlock the
rest of the freezers and stop to upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade
Upgrade. Upgrade. Upgrade. Upgrade. That's enough for right there. Can I upgrade the mop?
How do I upgrade the mop?
Yes. Yes.
All right. We're good.
We don't have enough for the trash bag. That's good right there.
Do I stock everything before I clock in?
That's going to be the only way I get any peace chat. No joke.
That is going to be the only way that we get any peace.
Is that if I go ahead and do some more work off the clock, I know it sucks.
But for our own sake, I think it needs to be done.
All right, got some more flyer, put the flyer right here, yep.
Never worked for free look, I know, but in this particular situation, man, it's got to
be done, I fear.
I fear it's gonna be done.
Did you not do that yesterday when you started working?
No, people's like, oh, you did clock in for you doing the work.
I say, you know what? You're right.
And it was the worst decision I've ever made in my life.
It was so stressful.
Chad, tell me it wasn't stressful.
It was stressful, wasn't it?
The place is looking better now though, I'm not going to lie.
We got some flasks!
It looks better in here without everything being covered up by police tape.
Now back here is a different story, right?
We haven't gotten to that point yet.
Alright, let's put some crackers over here.
We ain't with the price on these, raise that up to like one 105, 105, here we go, what am I doing?
Yeah, day shift literally ain't worth nothing.
You know who we got though, chat?
W. Lobster. That's our buddy right there. The back two rooms are covered in trash,
Yeah, we worry about that.
Not gonna lie, we ain't worried about that.
What do you need to name him?
He's a lobster, so you already know what we're gonna name him.
His name's Larry.
Larry the lobster.
It could not be any more fitting than that.
All right, we're almost done.
Just a few more boxes and we can clock in.
Man, it sucks doing work for free, but it is what it is.
Alright.
My Wi-Fi name is livin' like Larry.
Wow, you just exposed yourself.
Somebody gonna steal your Wi-Fi now, it's over with.
Getting meds before you clock in. Yeah, that comes out of my personal money though, and I got the money for that, bro
You know what I mean
Dude the store is looking so much better it's still far from perfect, but it's looking so much better right now
You have to wait to clock in no work choosing to so I could get ahead of the curve a little bit
You know what I mean
Which I personally think is smart.
What's your favorite chips?
At the moment?
Hot Cheeto Puffs.
At this very moment it's Hot Cheeto Puffs.
Okay, raise this up to like 79.
I like this hot cheeto plus for real.
All right, there we go.
Everything is stocked up chat.
We're good to clock in now.
Let's get us a coffee real quick too, because we're almost out of stamina already and I've
just now clocked in.
I gotta clean the dirt already.
Oh my goodness.
There we go.
What about frozen stuff?
No, we got some stuff in the freezer all right now.
We're good.
Okay, we're good on that.
Everything's fine.
Let's mop up some stuff real quick, I guess.
Because of course, guess who didn't do it?
The day shift.
How y'all doing?
I have a good day. Welcome to
Annabelle's corner store.
There we go. There we go.
There we go. Beautiful.
Let's not do this already, please.
Let's not start with the demon action already.
I'm begging you.
How does the mop upgrade any better dude?
How is there even trash back here when we don't even have products?
I usually shop somewhere else.
Well go ahead and shop somewhere else then.
What kind of comment is that?
Why don't I hear a UFO?
One more footstep for the past please.
Chad, do y'all hear that?
What's going on in that bathroom?
Take your meds.
No, y'all hear that too.
It ain't just me.
Do there's one more spot?
What's the danger stop playing I
Hear some demented laughing
The cover I came back to life
There we go
This place hates me you ain't lying. Yes, it does buddy need another coffee
All right, let me go serve the customers real quick. There we go
How y'all doing y'all doing all right today back to it
We'll that be all for you today, that's gonna run you 1099 have a good day sir. Thank you so much
How you doing man
You doing okay today. Oh
You got a big old water. Huh, you might be cussing with a mob
That's one you're 1337 have a good day. Thank you
How you doing, man? You having a good day? Welcome to Annabelle's
One second there's a demon in here. I'll be right back
I'm tired of this demon action
Yeah, look here. This is going better than yesterday's shift so far. Tell me it's not.
And I think it's because we went on ahead and pre-stocked everything. Anyway, sorry about
that. There was a demon. I just saved your life. You're welcome.
All right, man. Let's go run you seven. You got all that for seven bucks? Yeah,
Yeah, we're gonna raise these prices. This is ridiculous.
We're gonna raise these prices. This is ridiculous. We're practically giving stuff away.
Matter of fact, while nobody's here, I'm gonna raise the prices on them while they're shopping.
Wait, so when the number is in the green, you can get away with it, then it goes to orange
and then to red.
So we're going to raise it at the very last one that's in the green.
I had no idea.
Oh my goodness, we're about to be making so much more money, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Okay, there's customers, hold on.
Case you discovered capitalism?
Hey, look, look here, you know what I mean?
Okay, how y'all doing?
Y'all doing okay today?
Thank you so much for shopping at Annabelle's.
Let's go run you eggs.
Whatever the price says when you bought it,
it's going to be a little bit more
because I just changed it when it still counts, right?
All right.
Thank you.
Did I throw that there's no way y'all are sitting here tell me to clock in when you
this customers don't show up until you clock in like are y'all serious oh my goodness
sitting there all capping it too.
That's what you're talking about.
But there ain't no way you'll like me and no attention.
Alright, sir, would you...
You need a parcel?
I'm tired of doing these parts!
4, 2, 6, 3, 5.
Time to run this way!
You gotta be shit between you, fuck!
Hold on a minute, man!
Watch out!
I'm stuck!
It's coming right at me.
Everybody relax, we're good.
What was your parcel number man?
God delivery box don't drop it and what if I do all right you know what what's the box
number sir?
42635?
Okay.
I won't drop it.
I
Because why I
Don't worry, sir. I didn't drop it. It's taken good care of.
Have a beautiful night. Thank you so much.
Of course.
How you doing, ma'am? You doing all right?
Oh. Did you just cut it for her, sir?
Yo, appreciate you, little Miss Jews, with a thousand bits. Thank you.
All righty.
I don't care what it is, I'm not going to inspect it.
Yes I am, I have to, I'm going to get fired.
What's going on?
Stop!
SIR!
Okay, we're good.
Why's the moonwalk?
Did you say that?
Alright.
Sorry about that, man.
You doing alright tonight?
Hey, don't you slam that stuff down here like that.
Don't you do that.
down here like that. Don't you do that.
You go slam your groceries right in front of me like that.
Raise more prizes. I got time.
THAT'S WHY I GOT TIME!
This might as turn into a demon, DJ.
SQUIAAA!
Are you dead serious?
I gotta go to the pharmacy.
I can't keep doing this.
You're right, let's put a two weeks notice in and quit.
Excuse me, I said excuse me.
Why is it my mood to be like I'm crazy, Chad?
This world doesn't leave people like us much less.
Aye aye doc, look here.
I'm gonna need this and this for 30 bucks.
Thank you so much doc! Have a good one!
Because you're attacking the air with a mop? No, there's demons in here. What do you mean?
Yeah, y'all see the demons too, right?
Alright, everything's all good now. We had a customer waiting.
I apologize about that, sir. You having a good night tonight. Thank you for stopping at Annabelle's corner store
Alrighty, that's gonna run you six dollars and nine nine cents for all of that
Not on my watch
I'm going to go back to the
chat.
Look here.
Y'all agree with this, right? People are getting stuff away too cheap. It's unbelievable.
That dude just got a whole sack full of stuff for like $8, unacceptable.
I can't let it slide.
You'll do Miss Jules with the fight. Thank you.
That's better.
Consider yourself lucky, sir.
How you doing, ma'am?
Stop throwing the groceries around!
You know, I won't forget you and your groceries!
No! Forget you and all of your groceries!
I'm so done with you! You get a can of tomatoes!
That's all you're gonna get, the can of tomatoes!
Boop! Give me the money! Get out my store!
You're gonna get the can of tomatoes
Don't move there!
Get the f-
Fuck!
It's coming right at me!
Which other one needs fix?
Little misjews with the tin, thank you!
I've gotten better handling the power out of just huh I think I have for real
okay there's just demons everywhere sorry about that y'all I really apologize
960 they're still giving stuff for weights and cheap. It's insane
There's a thief
Why didn't y'all say something, bro?
Do me a solid, big dog.
I was gonna put this trash into his bag, not gonna lie.
My bad.
What you want, sir?
You got a delivery to pick up?
All right.
What is it?
Um, 383, okay, 0-1, let me go look at that real quick, 383-01.
Yeah, y'all did warn me, y'all serious, y'all actually tried to warn me.
All right, I ain't got time for small talk, just give me a money to get up out of here, please.
we pick up all this trash that somebody left in the floor right here I have no
idea where this came from
one second
How you doing? You doing okay? All right, beer. Are you old enough to be getting beer?
Let me see that ID real quick.
Oh, never mind, he was born in 1980.
What's that?
1980 to 2005, it's what?
Oh, you're 25.
Oh, you're good to go.
You're good to go.
Have a good one, thank you so much.
How you doing, man?
doing okay today? Oh, I see you got the queso size chicken nuggets.
The bag's good for real. There we go. Let's go run your 12.52. Have a good one. Thank you.
How you doing, sir? You doing okay today? I don't think I need to run your ID.
I'm a guess his age.
56.
Let me set an ID, sir.
What, how old is that?
1948 to 2005.
I was one year off!
That's actually a crazy guess.
You know how I developed that skill all the years of contraband police I played.
It was good to me, Bubba.
Have a good one.
Thank you so much.
Wait, I can end the shift?
Oh, my shift is over.
I'll go ahead and stay though.
I'm in a good mood today.
There we go, you've got yourself a good one, thank you.
Okay dude.
He is 56?
I was actually right.
It wasn't his birthday yet.
He was 56.
Oh my goodness, that's insane.
All right, so we have a good one. We're clocking out. We're done for the day. This shift was
so much better than our last one. Oh my goodness. I'm clocking out. I can't tell the day shift
to do nothing oh I can I can remember to buy groceries
What do you want us to clean?
I can do minimum effort is fine, just make it look acceptable now.
Yes, they're actually going to do a little bit of cleaning.
Stock everything that arrives, absolutely, oh yeah.
We are clocking.
Jack, this might have been our best shift.
They're gonna clean too.
I'm leaving that for them.
You're gonna play a new VHS game?
Yes, should we save and play that new VHS game
that came out today?
I'm down to try.
I can't believe how good this game has been though.
A horror slash simulator game
that's got all the good aspects.
This game is straight, I'd send them.
Order stuff, not day shift? I think day shift is right.
That's what I'm talking about.
Dude, if we wouldn't have had to go to the medical purchases thing, we would have made so much money.
What a shame.
Life.
But in all chat like for real though, for a game to be a horror game with a story and
have all the good parts of a simulator game, bro, I fear they cooked.
I fear they cooked like it's insane.
Apartment upgrades.
Let me see what I can do here.
What do we do?
Y'all to upgrade the ceiling?
Make it more look homey?
Sealing and it's through floors.
Let's see what it looks like in here now.
It looks ten times better than it did.
Bro, stop!
Okay, we have $63. Should I add some more additions to the crib chat?
Bath tub.
Bed, you all do a bed?
We have thirty four dollars y'all to do a new TV for resistances or what
Now let's do a new fridge
No, yeah, let's do the bathtub. Let's go look at it. Okay.
You've got to hold bathtub. You still can't-
Bro knows more than we do. He's been washing that same shirt with like a shower. Maybe he knows more than us.
All right, we save. We're going to try that other new VHS simulator game that came out.
Tomorrow we continue on night seven. This game has been straight cinema bro.
Straight cinema.
Let's go open us another new business. Another VHS store. We already got a store and we want a night out.
And now it's open to another VHS store.
And see what this one's gonna have in store for us.
This one has really good reviews on Steam.
They came out today retro rewind.
Not to be confused with the other one that we have
in Rewind 99.
This one's retro rewind.
We watched the trailer earlier.
I'm not gonna lie.
It looked good.
It looked good for real.
Oh, this looks plain.
Hold up.
Oh, Toby made that.
This look clean.
Oh, yeah.
Lock in, chat.
Chat, lock in.
Time to open up another business.
you
I have had a supermarket I owned a fast-food place for a day that still went well.
can't forget the gooblegoon. I have owned a VHS store. I liked running a VHS store so
much. We're about to open up another one right here. What else? I sold drugs. I owned a Laundromat.
I ran a card shop.
I ran a gas station.
I owned a vending machine business for a day.
I ran a movie theater for a day.
I opened a church for a day.
I even opened up a mortuary where I was burying people, y'all remember that?
I have almost done, I have almost ran every business possible.
I mean, let's be real here.
And this isn't even like, I've already ran a VHS store, I'm about to open another one.
In other words, I am known.
I am known for running businesses and being a good boss.
So I mean, come on.
Any time there's a, you know, any time there's opportunity, I'm going to hop on it, right?
You got to.
You can change the currency in the game.
Oh, it's ahead of its time.
I know nothing about this one.
All we did was what all the thing I know about this one
is as we watched the trailer with Chad earlier and all the reviews are really
good on it.
So I have high hopes.
I'm a free fighter sensitivity right here y'all already know the drill.
I mean you already know the video 1440 by 1080 I fear your trip in, I'll apply that right
there bone, v-sync I guess we'll have a v-sync enabled even though I don't want to.
Very high in epic on all of the graphics thanks to you know what StarFortSystems.com
you already know. Oh yeah, speaking of StarFord, by the way, this is the last week of the huge
spring sale for StarFord. So if you, if you wasn't needing a PC today is the last week,
or this is the last week to get a big discount on them at starfordsystems.com, you're welcome
for the board. Motion blur.
Motion blur off. Y'all cool now?
Audio. All right.
Let's open us up another VHS store. Why not?
Let's see how this goes. Can you name your store in this?
Can you hire employees?
Oh my goodness.
Why is this so cinema?
Oh, that's got me waiting.
It's 1990, the golden age of movie rental.
So this just takes place in 1990.
And your dream is about to become reality.
You are now the proud owner of a video store.
Your first day is about to begin,
but the shop needs a little love.
Time to set up a few shelves,
buy some movies and decorate your store before your first customers walk in.
I wonder if this game is different from Rewind 99.
Does this game have shifts that end at a certain time of the day like Supermarket did?
I hope so, bruh.
Like when it hits 9 o'clock, can we close for the day?
We have $550 in a building.
That is absolutely insane.
I pre-fired the sensitivity and it's still too high.
Lock in.
I miss the 90s.
Big dog, you are not born in the 90s.
Get out of here.
Also, can you hit people in this game?
I'm turning B-Sync off.
Yeah, you heard me.
It looks so much better without these things on.
Oh, they got hit with ads at a bad time.
All right.
This is my store right here, huh?
It ain't much to look at yet, I see.
Hey, everybody that's out here,
I'm about to open up a VHS store soon.
If y'all want to buy something,
I'm not gonna lie, y'all don't care, do you?
Another day, another dollar.
Wait, this is cool looking, what?
Oh, this is my office?
What is this?
Catalog.
Oh my goodness, we'll see you in court.
Oh my goodness, we'll see you in court, wow.
Yep.
What is this back here?
Movie delivery?
We have a break room!
How much did this building cost us?
Oh, that's the save button.
Okay, got it.
What's this?
Wanted.
wait, can you see wanted people? Why is that picture hanging up in
the bathroom?
To whom it may concern, please be respectful of others and try to
keep this bathroom clean. The last time I attempted to use the
toilet, I couldn't. There was more pee on the floor than in the
bowl. Who are you talking to? I'm the only one that works
here right now. I just bought this building.
All right, how do I hire employees? I'm already tired. I haven't even done anything. I haven't even opened or nothing
All right, let's open the catalog real quick and see what's going on
Lock in
Using the catalog order three shelves to display your movies. Yo, this is kind of cool that was laid out, huh?
three shelves I need I need three in their seventy five dollars a piece
one two three we're already in debt GG I'm losing a business it's over pick up
your new shelves in the back store all ordered items will be delivered there if
it's gonna explode like it doesn't rewind 99 no it doesn't grab your boxes
and place yourselves. Okay, this is simple enough so far. Yeah, you can name your store,
right? And have employees. Let's put on right here for now. Okay, boom. Press V to pick up
and move stuff you play. So if we ever want to rearrange, we got to hit V. Okay, yeah,
where's my other sales at? Oh, they're back here. Yeah, we haven't even, we still haven't
even thought of a name for the Rewind 99 one yet. How are we going to think of a name
for this one? They're both VHS stores. All right, here we go. Put another one right here.
Beautiful. Let's go grab the third one. There we go.
Boom. Use your design tool to change the look of the walls, the floor, and the ceiling.
You can also modify some objects. Is this going to cost me money because we only got
Yeah?
Hear me now!
Do the stars?
Stars, stars, stars, who am I?
Stars, stars, who am I?
Stars, who am I?
nemesis yet. Chat y'all don't like the yellow? Let's try this. Chat we're just
opening this business up. We got to make some money so it's got to look good
in here. You know what I mean? We gotta make it look good, bruh.
Y'all messin' with it?
Is it doin' too much? That's doin' too much.
Let's leave that background wooden right there.
This is kind of corny who's don't want to shop in here this look goofy
What was that coming?
Nah.
Hey, we ain't open yet, but we're going somewhere.
What the hell?
Wait a minute.
This looks kinda good!
Leaving that like that but got the wood background over here.
the minute
I can't like the brown.
You gotta go with the brown?
If we do stars that's not that's too much.
Do the wood.
Y'all cool with the wood?
Okay, I'm gonna buy a movie.
I'm gonna get I'm gonna give my own first impression of this place if I'm going to
buy a movie.
right now. Man, I sure want to watch the Sandlot on VHS. I wonder if this movie place right
here has it.
I'm not rocking with the wood floor, dude.
I'm not.
Navy blue.
Oh my goodness, that's the play.
Man, I wanna buy a movie.
I wanna buy George of the Jungle live action.
Yeah, see you in time.
That's most likely what I'm gonna go with.
That's giving 90s.
That right there is giving 90s.
I'm probably gonna do that.
Not us too much.
I'm doing that.
It's giving back rooms a little bit.
I like this.
I think we've done a beautiful job.
Fix the corn.
If we get tired of the galaxy action, we'll just get rid of it.
Oh, that's so fun.
Oh, duh.
Store flyers.
You can give out flyers just like in Rewind 99.
Return desk.
Reserve.
Looks like we served drinks and popcorn.
Oh.
Okay, next task is access
computer here. Retro rewind
from your computer order movie
bundles from the market town.
Oh, this is a scam. 10 random
movies.
I can't afford to hundred dollar one. Oh, they got free ones
Okay, yeah
Free
Yeah, whoever gave me this business loan. I appreciate them. They hooked me up with a building and free movies
I don't know who gave me a handout, but look here. I appreciate it
I don't know what that is get that away from me.
All right let's stock these up.
Hot dog brain implants.
It's a horror movie good critic.
music in our home the sinful clown the Toad's what red captain juice family
octopus drama oh I want to rent that one
Let me get all of these. Let me get all of these. I don't know. I'm spilling them.
I bet chat family octopus drama that's got to be a Octodad reference.
Let's just throw all these random movies up here.
It is what it is.
Yeah, ain't nobody going by none of this from here.
There ain't no, there ain't no.
There ain't no, what's it called?
No symbolates of order here.
It's just straight up just everything.
What am I doing?
I'm throwing something.
There we go.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, clean.
Yeah, no rhyme or reason.
Just straight up doing it.
Hey, it's our first day though, it don't matter.
It's our first day.
Organize it bro. What you mean organize it? We don't have more than one of the same movie here. They're all different
Turn off nudity what
What what do you mean?
Are you joking oh, okay, oh, I didn't know we had adult films here
How bad how bad can they be though, right?
We don't have any adult films for sale right now do we?
Okay, just making sure
Was it bad for real have y'all seen like stuff in here
Save your progress with the time clock
Not yet.
You can use the employee time clock machine to manually save your progress at any time.
There's also an auto save.
Okay.
At the beginning of each new day, so does it actually end like contraband?
I mean not contraband.
I want to say contraband.
Uh, supermarket.
your store. Oh Lord, here we go. We we still haven't thought of a name for Rewind 99s VHS
store. What are we going to name it?
I watched Drake play the early access. It's just funny covers with nothing crazy.
Okay, if I see one that's censored, I'll un-censurate, hide, screen it if it's not that bad, I'll just leave it un-censured.
I'm not naming it Rewind 99.
Goob-tube? How you doing?
How you doing? Okay.
Come on, Chad, we gotta do something good here.
Every time we open a new business in a simulator game, naming the place is always the most
important part.
I'm seeing a bunch of slot, man.
Goobies movies.
Remember, we sat here for like 20 minutes.
the other day trying to figure out the one for Rewind 99 and we still haven't
figured out one for it. DVD case bro the same DVDs it's 1990.
Case is cassette casket.
Hear me out.
Triple C's.
Let me head over to Triple C's.
Case is cassette cabinet.
Come on, man, do you like it or not?
This is adult films.
I sell adult films.
Come on man, see this is why we haven't
named one Rewind for Rewind 99 yet.
This is important, Jack.
This is the business's name here.
Let's start off with a poll.
Let's have us a few options.
I don't care what nobody says.
I'm gonna put cases cassette, casket, or cavern.
No, we already got cases called our cavern.
Cases cassette, cases cassette.
Cases cassette cathedral corner we're not on the corner though cabinet wait a minute
that cases cassette cabinet.
Why does somebody ask, do you watch adult films?
Why are you asking me that, cuh?
Buddy, we're not selling adult films in here.
Cases, cassette.
Club.
Cases cassette club. I just saw somebody do a game reference that we played a while back. It was a really good horror game
rewind
Or die that's a threat right you either return your VHS tapes to rewound or you die
Rewind or die?
What else?
Chad, can you hit people in this game?
Can you actually push people and hit people with a bat and stuff in this game?
What do you mean no?
Are you serious?
we need another one we need like two more for a poll
Oh.
Somebody said V-Sync videos.
Wait a minute.
That actually could go on there.
V-Sync videos.
It's so difficult thinking of a name, dude.
use AI to make the name I would rather die do you want all the joy sucked out of your
life. Why would I ever do that? What? That is stupid.
Why would you just want to replace your creativity in your mind by asking AI
something? That would be miserable. I couldn't imagine that. Oh man, I can't
I can't think of what to name our VHS store. Let me just type A. Now there's what?
Frosty Flakes with the 5.
Redfields W-
Redfield Wintels?
Is it EI or IE?
Angry Beggo with the five.
Redfield rentals.
Y'all in a poll between these three?
cases, cassette club, rewind or die, or Redfield's rentals.
And then for a number four, we could do Dolores's place.
name it Dolores's place.
These think videos are right.
All right, it is between Cases Cassette Club, Rewind or Die, Redfield Rentals or V-Sync Videos.
Buster's
That's kind of crazy though not wild
They'd think that's a different type of video store.
Kalidis with the five.
All right.
Everybody vote.
What do we got?
Oh my goodness, it's not even close.
Wow.
Oh my goodness, it's not even close.
Redfields rentals, huh?
That's not even close.
Redfields rentals.
Bring back cheekbusters.
No, there ain't no way people would think,
oh man, I'm gonna go to the cheekbusters movie store.
There's no way.
You know what they would be thinking?
Kitty encased VHS place with the five.
That sounds good, but that's too long of a name.
I think Redfield's rentals is good.
I think Redfield's rentals, let's see how it looks.
That's hard.
style. Roboto. Intervee. The
interviewee might be to play.
Now, Reglo might be to play.
Reglo.
what color that's hard
how you do red
red fields rentals
make the light yellow
That's clean.
Now apostrophe, should we put an apostrophe in it?
Is that better?
there it is redfields rentals grand opening huh let's see what we got let's do our first
shift and see if we get any customers. We only got three hundred twenty five dollars.
Lock in. Serve three customers at the checkout counter. I bet. Hey you just go look or you're
gonna come in. Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Redfields Rintles. I know everybody's kicking
down the door to get in here. We got the best movies in town. Ma'am you are officially the
first customer at Redfields Rentals. I hope you find everything you want in here. Thank
you so much for being here, y'all. Thank you. Hope y'all find the movie y'all looking for.
Those are exclusive too. You can't find them in movies nowhere else besides Redfields
Rentals. Okay, there's too many people here. I'm stressed. How you doing? You doing
Okay, all right.
You got the invasive butler.
How you judging?
Dollar for your change, ma'am.
Have a good one.
Enjoy the invasive butler film.
Thank you so much.
you doing ma'am? Welcome to Redfields Rental's grand opening. What can I get you today? The Devil's Milk.
That's going okay. Dollar for your change as well. Have a have a Redfield date. Thank you.
Hey ma'am, how you doing? What did you get today? You got the Sorcerer's Last Melody.
I heard that was a good one. That's a critically acclaimed one. Dollar for your change. Thank
you. How you doing, big dog? You doing good? Oh, you got two movies. You got the dentist
in the dark. And you got the bathroom carnage kill the milk. What? $12 for your change.
a good one. Thank you so much for being here. What is that even made? What are these movies
about? I don't think I want to know. Oh, hold on. As a new business owner, it's important
promote your store when things are quiet hand out flyers to buy standards to attract potential customers
Hey, we just opened up Redfields rentals you want to oh he was coming in anyway, okay. Thank you
Hey, sir. You look like you're interested in the movie you want to come to Redfields rentals
You are such a nerd you prefer a good book over a movie you are such a pathetic loser
It's not even funny. You go go read a book instead of watch a movie you ain't cool, bud
What can I hit me that's a problem yo devs
Yo devs y'all gotta add the ability to hit people. I'm not gonna lie. You got to like you actually have to
bro said I'd rather watch or uh uh he said uh uh what you doing?
you need help?
what could you possibly need help with in here?
there's movies in your mind.
I'll be with you in a second.
how you doing sir?
you ain't cool by the way with your sunglasses.
I'm just saying.
The swimmer always watching the Spellbook Freak Show.
Two dollars for your change, have a good one.
How you doing, sir?
All right, you got family octopus trauma?
Man, I was gonna take that one home.
Tell me how it is when you bring it back, though,
for real, make sure you rewind it for your return.
Twenty-twelve dollars for your change.
There you go, sir, have yourself a good day.
Thank you how you doing, but I'll be right there with you in one minute man. I'm sorry
The heirlooms perfect sunset
Dollar have a good one. All right, man. What's you want exactly?
Clara, I
Need your advice. Please tell me what please tell me you've got a good movie for me to watch. I always end up winning terrible ones
Sure
What is that? That is an insane name. Thank you for the five. She wants me to pick her
a moody out?
Oh, you can't go wrong with the devil's bread, ma'am.
Ma'am, you can't go wrong with the devil's bread.
I heard nothing but good things about this movie.
How you gonna ask me to pick you out of movie?
Now, shut up!
How you gonna ask me to pick you out of movie?
Then you don't want to...
Excuse me, I'm talking here!
How you gonna ask me to pick you out of movie?
You don't accept what I gave you.
Get out of here.
Don't even buy nothing.
You was loitering, by the way.
Who is this guy?
Excuse me?
Big money in the building.
Yo, we got big money in the building.
One second.
I'll be right there with you.
How you doing, sir?
our cup go. Dollar for your
change. Thank you so much. Have
a good one. How you doing, sir?
Big money, huh? What'd you buy?
Stalking family. Your name's
Oscar. Are you dead serious? This
is the you're gonna say sorry.
This is the smallest bill I
He apologized, so it's all good.
He apologized.
He said, I'm sorry.
That's all I got.
2040.
Have yourself a good night, sir.
Thank you for shopping at Redfield's Reynolds.
I appreciate that.
All right, man.
What did you want?
I need to watch a classic from my cinema class.
Do you have an old movie to recommend?
I'll go get you an old one real quick, man.
One second.
not an old one that's a horror, horror, horror, drama, drama, horror, drama, drama, horror.
Oh, okay. We have two we have two old movies in stock together. You think she wants the sinful
clown or a killer music in our home? Clown. All right, man.
the sinful clap. I heard good things about this one. Yeah, I heard it. I heard it was a good movie, ma'am. Yeah, I showed it.
Showed it. You'll have the 18th birthday Kylie. Chat. Tell Kylie have the birthday. Happy 18th birthday Kylie.
Oh, oh my goodness. You are a movie critic. I was going to recommend you a killer and I'll kill him. I was going to, uh, my bad.
Alright, that's gonna run you. Alright, 11 bucks, $4 as you change, ma'am. Thank you so much. You have a good one. Thank you.
Chad, I think our first day grand opening went well with Redfield's rental. Not gonna lie. I think it went well.
I do. Let's see what we made first off. I am glad. I think Rewind 99 should add this
too. Once it hits like eight or nine PM, customers stop coming in. So it gives you a second to
catch your breath. That was a good thing about supermarket sim back in the day is
that there wouldn't be customers coming in 24 seven. I'm glad it's a eight o'clock
closing time. So it gets you a chance to catch up on everything. Let's see how we
we did on our first day of Redfield's rentals, grand opening, 15 people bought movies, okay,
rentals, staff so you can hire people, snacks, movies, concessions, we made $59.
It's only our first day, chat, what do I say, every time we open up a business?
We are by general shelves.
What do I say every time we open up a business, chat?
You gotta start from somewhere.
We can't be the next blockbuster in one day.
You know what I mean?
For our first day, I must say this one absolutely well.
This was really good.
Not gonna lie, this was good.
Redfield's rentals, I can tell.
I can tell people gonna like Redfield's rentals.
Hey, great stream chat.
I love y'all, man.
Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight.
Pre-sate all the gifty subs, don't-nose bits,
follows in the course I pre-sell all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you're gonna have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
Love you, all right?
Peace out, y'all.