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Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
more yet again again once more yet again again once more again yes black
hoodie I repeat one more time black hoodie yo quarter Mina autumn a booty a
Igloo, A, um, oh no, Paul, Cobb, Marty, uh, Buff, Alexa, Vi, Kai, Danny, Allen, Lissa, W.
Subbers, man, appreciate y'all, you so. Chat, how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten? Let me hear it.
huh? How we doing? They added a sandwich in Fall Guys. No, they didn't. Are you serious?
You can't be serious. Don't lie to me up in here.
Do not lie to me up in here.
Type one if you can confirm Piper with the five get to thank you no way
Why would they put a sandwich in and not some cup now don't get me wrong I ain't complaining bro
Don't get me wrong but come on man if you can put a sandwich I'm probably gonna get on and there ain't gonna be no sandwich
skin. There's somebody gonna have to get banned. Right? Yo, dutch with 1000 bits, no message.
W Dutch with 1000 bits, no message. Thank you. Appreciate that. Yo, Astro with 3000
bits. W Astro with the 3000 bits. Hey, case I was the guy that couldn't watch your
streams because I went to Costa Rica. I'm sorry to say that I missed the stream again
because I was in El Salvador.
Please forgive me.
Is that a band chat?
Chat is, uh,
chat is that a band right there?
Or do I let him live?
Appreciate you Dutch again, falling with the fight.
Thank you, Fallen.
Yo, nail with a thousand, with 2,000 bits,
Okay, so I'm gonna come from a short G.
I'm a coming from a sword throw
because my sizes are messed up from the weather.
Yeah, I hope you get better nail.
Thank you Wnail for real.
What is this?
Case I had a dream and you were in it for some reason.
My family was having a barbecue
and my dad grilled you a hotdog
and when you took a bite,
you spit it out on the ground,
looked at me and said, this tastes like trash.
And then you stood up and threw my dad's favorite grill
in the pool.
That is actually insane.
I would never do that.
First off, that can't be real
because it's really difficult to mess up a hot dog.
So that can't be real.
Perseus with the five.
Chad, have I ever been in a dream of yours before?
Yeah, you punched someone and left.
Dude, my buddy, Link, bro, my buddy, Link has had, he always tells me about him to fall
the ninja with the five.
If you don't know, Link is my friend, he's been my friend for like 18 years now.
almost every dream that I am in of his I like somebody winds up dying I don't know why
I have no idea why
but the thing is though dude I don't know people dream a lot bro I like never dream
Like I've told y'all this before bro look at my bro look at this by the way it looked it looked worse earlier
or look at my finger dog
look at it like peeling dude look at that bro look at that cut look at that thing bro that thing
Teal him man. It's annoying.
It's annoying, bro.
You know, I used to have to take prescription lotion for that when I was a kid.
I can't remember what it was called, but I remember having to having to use it
it. Because it used to be way worse. It's just on that one, though, bruh. For now. Exeminoids.
My mom said it was something left over from when I had scarred a fever when I was a kid
or something. I know it's mad annoying though. It used to be, bro, it used to be so bad.
they know where near as worse they used to be.
Bro, about like 10 or so years ago, bro.
Bro, my whole hands be hurting, both of them.
It was ridiculous.
It ain't gangrene, bro.
Bro, it ain't no gangrene.
I'd be in a hospital if it would.
Hey, no gang green.
They case look at my pfp.
For real.
I don't know.
Are we for real?
Are we dead serious?
So we ain't gonna let this go, huh?
We ain't gonna let this go.
not. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, she said RP to my dog. Her name was Poochie. She died to a coyote by
and also can have a motivational quote. Yo, RIP Poochie. I hate to hear that. Sorry. But I
guess I can give you a motivational pickle quote right here. Of course, the pickle is always
is there Buster?
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Facts. Another one.
You're not just any pickle. You're the top of the jar.
That was okay. I'll give you another one though.
Your problems are just temporary. And you've got the crunch. Now how many of them?
that's kinda messed up, cause you're talking about your dog being dead
i'll give you another one though, one more
i'll give you one more, the pickle's kinda slack in the night, not gonna lie
when the going gets tough
the tough get going
and that's you
there you go there you go right there right there there you go I once fell a
suit with your stream on I had a dream you were a skin and fall guys and then
the shooters had the skin then you slam the desk IRL and I woke up that's kind
of crazy that's kind of crazy actually played that a long time ago taco
appreciate you taco thank you w taco for two thousand bits pre-safed you um
hold on let me see this
chat the weather starting to get right bro what's the temperature where y'all live dude
bro the weather starting to get right bro
the weather
weather. You'll appreciate that. Uh, fluff. Thank you. W. Fluff. Appreciate you. Fluff.
Weather starting to get right up in here. Tell me y'all. I hate the summer. The only
bad part about the summer is, is humidity and spiders. Other than that, it's good.
And if humidity didn't exist, it would just be spiders at that point. Mosquitoes, yeah,
mosquitoes suck too, but if you got some off or something, you can keep them off
for you. You know what I mean?
Y'all couldn't see that, uh, link.
Captain, could you say the name of the cabinet?
I couldn't see that link.
Precinct.
You can't thank you.
There's no way my mouse is died again.
Bro, how much do I have to charge this?
Need a new mouse.
Not my main one, but for my other one.
What's that? Bro.
What's that? Uh, can you say it?
I can look that up. Yo, little
staying with the five. Thank
you. What is it? This mouse
Did I mess it up?
Yo listen to that.
Why is it making that noise?
Is that supposed to be making that noise?
Chad, is the mouse supposed to make that noise?
Bro, you know a core memory that I have, dude.
When you have a really old controller,
like a PlayStation controller,
or like a GameCube controller,
and you slam it a few times over time,
you can, when you move it around,
You can hear like a bunch of little plastic parts moving like you shake it.
It sounds like you're shaking like a, uh, like a tambourine, but when Jack say that's
the battery, it got loose after being used.
Oh, okay.
So I did, I never slammed this thing for real.
I've done like that, but when I hit the table, I've never directly hit the mouse.
thing will be gone if I did. I've never slammed a mouse, no joke. I have broke
multiple things in my life gaming, but never a mouse. I've broken about ten
controllers or more. I've broke a monitor. Only one monitor though. I broke like two
were three tables and desks from hitting them. Yeah, I'll never forget it, bro. It was, um,
what was it? I think it was NBA 2K19.
I got so mad. I literally punched my monitor and it broke. And I was upset too.
because like I would I would barely punch it I get mad I'd be like but I
wouldn't be trying to break it that time it was over with I said oh man just
why that thing was gone
Go on, dude, you know, yo, Zach, with the 5000 bits W Zach, uh, case when I told you
about a brother who was in his 40s while he turns 50 today, he's in good health.
He looks like he's 10 years younger than he actually is.
Can you tell Jeremiah happy birthday?
You have a brother that's turning 50 dog.
That means you're at least in your 40s probably.
Out to the dookie with the five.
Yo happy birthday, Jeremiah.
Do you want to tell Jeremiah happy birthday?
Happy birthday, Jeremiah.
You're 24?
You're 24, you got brothers who's 50?
Wait a minute.
How'd that happen?
Half brother on your dad's side.
I'm still confused.
How old are your parents?
Different moms?
Okay, well, I guess that makes sense.
Your dad is 80, no, he's not.
No, he's not
No, he is not
I'm not capping yo, Zach you are 24 years old and your dad is 80
Is that crazy okay, what's 80 minus 24
56 okay well I mean
I mean, okay, that's not that crazy then.
What makes you think he's lying?
Cause you usually don't see,
you usually don't see that every day.
Somebody that's in their low 20s and their dad's 80.
That's just not something you see every day, buddy.
It's not.
That's cool though.
Happy birthday to your brother, Jeremiah.
Yeah, it's not common, is the word.
Oh no, Zach, you be lying all the time though.
You don't look 80 though.
Hey, some people you look at them be like, bro,
what are you, 50?
They're like, no, I'm 65.
It's like, what?
It's just how you take care of yourself. I guess you got to start early
Which I have not I might be good
Then I'll be lucky to make it to 80. What's you talking about?
And if I if you make it to man if I made it to 80 that would be a Christmas miracle
That would be man, that would be crazy right there
Tell me it wouldn't chat
Yeah, you think y'all think I'm gonna make it to 80
As time goes on
Your chances of living longer
increase due to
medical advances
technology
So unless you go outside or something a tree falls over and it lands on you, but like on
the aspect of like health, medical, it's more likely nowadays like you have like you
You have a better chance of making it to 100 than somebody in the 1930s did to make it to
like 70.
Right?
Because back then they didn't, you know, now you keep going back.
Back in like the caveman days, bro, if you make it to 20, you did good.
Like back in the caveman days, bro, if you made it to 20, you was an old head.
about the age of 15. It's about time for you to go outside and get ate up by a
wildebeest or something like that.
Like you wake up on your 15th birthday as a caveman. Your dad comes in. Hey,
go outside, go hunt us a deer up real quick. Your mama's hungry. Yes, sir.
Walk outside. Saber two Tigers out there waiting for you. G G
Tell you, bro, man, shout out to the cave man's and all the people of old back then
because y'all was living man, man, golly, dude.
And you gotta think, chat, you wouldn't be here today if somebody thousands of years
ago in your bloodline made like one mistake or one difference of change.
wouldn't be here today. Like if your caveman and sister or something decided to walk left down a trail
and the other group walked right and everybody that went to the right got snapped up by a lion.
All that whole family tree over there potentially died if they didn't reproduce.
But since your family member went over here to the left right they good
It's crazy when you think about it. No, I really is and that's that is crazy, bro
No, it's like it's no Joe is actually crazy
That's the butterfly effect yeah, dude
That's the butterfly effect for real y'all to know another butterfly effect story, bro
I'll tell you one
There was this dude he worked on he was a diver he worked on underground pipes, right? He was gonna retire in like a day
It was his very last day on the job
But
there was a new diver that was coming to replace him that day so he went down to
the area that he was going to work on his last day and the new diver that he
was training showed up on his first day working there young guy he was showing on
the ropes right so to show him the ropes the guy who was gonna retire like
the next day was like all right there's a leak down there in the pipe I'm
gonna go fix it should be simple dive down there real quick and tell me what
it looks like. The new guy dove down there died. He got sucked up into a pipe like Delta
P. You got to think if that old dude who was about to retire that day, if a new guy didn't
show up and he had to train on that day, he wouldn't went down there and died. Yup.
That's like the t-shirt story.
You all remember me telling all about the t-shirt story?
I've told you all about the t-shirt story before.
You ain't heard the t-shirt story.
I'll tell you the t-shirt story.
You'll have your birthday, Ellie.
I tell you, Ellie, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Ellie.
T-shirt story. You probably heard this one. I started explaining it, but there was this group of friends, right?
They was going to a concert one night. There was a group of like five friends. They was going to a concert and
One of the button one of the friends couldn't find out what shirt he wanted to wear
So right before they left his friends was rushing them like hey, yo, we're late to the concert
we got to go hurry up and pick a shirt. He's like, I bet he was decided between it was a certain band shirt or like a regular shirt. He decided to pick out the shirt with the band on it. And by band, I mean like rock band, not like a rubber band. So he puts that shirt on. All his buddies
pile into the car. They go to the concert or hanging out. He
meets a girl there. They start talking. You know why the girl
started talking to him? Because she also liked that band of the
shirt that he wore. So when the concert was about to end, all
of his friends was like, Yo, you ready to head out, bro? And
he was like, No, I just met this girl. She likes this band
that I like on my shirt. We started talking because I
pick this shirt, you know, they're like, I'll meet with y'all later. All of his friends
left the concert. They all died in the car crash and he didn't all because he picked
out that shirt and met that girl and he stayed late.
Yep. If he wouldn't, if he, if he wouldn't have made that last second decision to pick
that shirt out and he just wouldn't have went with a regular shirt, he would have
never met that girl there who wanted him to stay late and hang out and he would
have gotten the car with all his friends who died in the car crash. That's the
butterfly effect.
That's the butterfly effect right there.
Is that a real story? I don't know, but it's a story that I heard
somewhere.
It's a story that I heard somewhere a while back
What do you mean you don't know bro, I heard that story like 15 years ago
Right
Another one that's one only ones I remember not a lot
Those two stuck with me especially the t-shirt one the t-shirt one stuck with me, bro because last second decision, right?
That's like before you go out somewhere with your buddies you say like man do I
want to wear the queso shirt or do I want to wear a regular shirt but you
decided to wear the kitty shirt you pull up to a place you meet somebody
else is like yo I watch queso too let's hang out for a little bit after the show
No! You friends leave, they die. Same thing! It's crazy!
That's life though!
That was even a plug or a thing, I love the one.
That was not a plug. I'm just trying to put it like in a perspective here.
Okay.
I'm gonna start up a horror YouTube channel just tell tell I'm gonna steal everybody's content
I'm gonna go start watching all the horror true crime stories
I'm gonna just steal a word for word and just upload them on my own channel. I
Ain't gonna do no research or nothing. I'm just gonna sit there and just talk
You
Tell me y'all YouTube channels that talk about like crime events or like other stuff like that or like horror stuff is goaded
Not even just that either do there's this one dude I've been watching on YouTube for a few years, bro
He got long hair
Y'all watch Kyle Hill on YouTube he talks about like nuclear stuff bro like nuclear reactors and stuff, bro
Bro, Kyle he'll got some bangers on YouTube man. Oh my goodness, bro. I'll be what man
I'll be what bro. I'm telling y'all
JC JC S bro uploads like once every ten years you can't even consider that
Nick Crowley goaded you ever watch Nick Crowley what's the other guy what's the
other guy I mess with Wendigoon Nile Red is goaded to that dude is goaded next
poll next poll is goaded to obviously mr. Ball and I glazed mr. Ball in every
chance I get a one that not a whole bunch of people know about though but if
you get if you start if you like all the true crime stories and stuff like that
lazy masquerade on YouTube bro lazy masquerade was one of the first ones out
bro lazy masquerade goaded I swear lazy masquerade is if you run out of
bangers like true crime and horror stuff lazy master rain lamino yeah lamino good
right who else
EWU bro I used to watch the EWU crew back when they I thought I like old abandoned buildings
bro I was watching the EWU videos before they rebranded I remember back that dude would
take his whole family to like old abandoned stuff in the middle of the desert I thought
it was the coolest thing ever. And then they rebranded it to like a true crime thing and
then they popped off. You know who else was goaded way back when? Mr. Nightmare. Did y'all
ever watch Mr. Nightmare, bro? Way back. Mr. Nightmare, way back in the day. Dude, dude,
Dude, there's so many good ones.
Chilling scares is goaded.
Chilling scares is certified like, oh my goodness, goaded.
Chilling scares is unreal, like unreal goaded.
There's this other one too, oh my goodness.
They do like disaster videos.
What's its name?
Name some.
They like tell stories of like mining accidents and stuff.
Name some.
I watch them all the time.
I forgot the name.
Scary interesting.
Have y'all ever watched a scary interesting channel too?
Bro, that channel going to scary interesting dude.
Man.
Yup.
I
Swear, bro
Y'all wonder why I don't ever know what's going on with with the current with the current events and stuff like y'all telling me like oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, have you heard of this or that? I'm like no
I don't even know what St. Patrick's Day. You want to watch is all I watch on YouTube is true crime stuff
Now when it comes to that I'll tell you anything
I swear it's go to Chad. It's just go to who else is there, bro?
Bro, we already know Mr. Ballin, I glaze Mr. Ballin all the time, bro, he's, he's a guarantee.
Did you just say Buzzfeed?
What did you just say Buzzfeed?
That might be all of them.
All the ones that I've watched anyway.
You know who else got to go to YouTube channel?
Summon and salt.
Summon and salt got to go to YouTube channel too.
like me a good YouTube channel man I swear man I likes me a good YouTube
channel bro I'm telling y'all bro man I likes me a good YouTube channel yep I'm
eating up these YouTube recommendations hey you're welcome I'm putting y'all on
Hey, I'm putting some of y'all on it here. No joke
Chills
Number 15 can't forget about chills, bro
Can't forget about chills dude doctor insanity. I forgot about doctor insanity, bro
doctor insanity, bro, next
was by go to youtuber bro, next
poll go to bro. Next
post absolutely go to like
absolutely go to. Ain't no
doubt about it man I tell y'all to go man I could be I could talk about man but
yeah
moist critical bro you know moist critical to go I'm talking about more so
like documentary style you two I feel like I'm missing somebody bro
Yeah, I shout out when to go when to go to go to bro. I feel like I'm missing somebody.
What'd you tell my mom? What message?
What are some of you used to watch like LAB some of your all-time favorite people
Yeah, LAB so used to watch LAB's all the time
Mount Rushmore YouTube right Mount Rushmore YouTube or look here
L.A. Beast dashy.
Those last two slides are four or five people on Mount Rushmore.
For him moist right I feel like moist gotta be there
And then I would probably go
Dude, I'm lucky go mr. Ball. I'm not gonna lie
Cuck
But dude, I could put like when the goon next poll Nick Crowley
Lazy masquerade there
You know what I mean
Markiplier, no, the only person I used to watch play video games was Dashie.
Now objectively Markiplier would be there, but personal list, I gotta go Dashie there.
You suck!
What did you talk about? What's wrong with you, bro?
Who was that?
Did you seriously just... You're not sophisticated, bro.
Bro, are you serious?
You're probably not sophisticated enough to enjoy a Nexpo video.
Let's be real here.
You're probably not even sophisticated enough to enjoy it.
Let me keep it a stack here.
Corey?
Yeah, Corey's obviously going to too.
But if there's somebody, like if I was gonna like gun to my head, right, you're forced
to watch one person play a video game for the rest of your life, I gotta go my boy
dashy.
What's you talking about?
I got to.
Well, what do you mean?
I got to.
I can't go myself, bro
Hey kids my girlfriend daddy loves you kid tell her
30 years old isn't that old yeah 30 years old ain't that old at all? What you talking about? You still young buck?
You still a young buck at 30. What you mean?
I
Van us I'm not gonna lie never watched the van off I heard of them though
But yeah
Chat not gonna lie YouTube just go to you YouTube is just go did
What what's the point watching something else when you can watch anything you want to on YouTube, bro?
Like you can you can literally learn about a missing person's case from the 1920s with
crazy lore that's still unsolved to this day in like a 40 minute video dude you can't
beat it man dude you can't beat it bro I'm telling you bro you can't
But everybody's Mount Rushmore is subjective, truly.
Your opinion, I guess.
Also, you're not sophisticated enough to learn about a cold case from 1920 of somebody who
disappeared under mysterious circumstances and there was multiple lies being told.
You're not sophisticated enough to enjoy that kind of content, huh?
Okay.
Who cares?
Exactly.
You're not sophisticated at all.
You're going to stay dumb.
What you talking about?
What's up, Marshall, what's up, Marshall, pre-sahed you.
Gamers number one, Dashie, then you had Nade Shot, Scalp, and Tim, who else was your favorite?
Gamers that's what that was probably it
Gamers, yeah
Jeansy bruh I said people like grew up watching Jeansy's younger than me
Well as I watching Jeansy when I was 13
Bro was like 10 doing YouTube
What you talking about all care, bro
dude, I don't care bro dashy bro could
make any game entertaining I don't care
bro dashy make any game entertaining
I'll care what it is all care bro was
paint playing paint dry simulator it's
gonna be funny no joke it's gonna be
funny right anyway dashy from optic no even though dashy from optic is go to
I'm talking about dashi from 2013
Bro I used to love watching pro card back in the day, bro. I just hate call duty now
Pro call duty was goaded back in a day, dude. I swear I
Swear
Yes, I'm talking about dashy XP, brah.
Who else would I be talking about?
Who, what, who else?
Jack, that's my guy, bro.
I love Jack.
Jack going to two.
That's my dude right there.
I miss with Jack.
tell my brother stop crying so I can't hear you. Hey, you better put out that crying
You messed it up my stream.
You talk about.
Lock in.
Time for the moment of truth.
As soon as I started stream, somebody in the chat said in all caps,
they added a sandwich skin.
We're about to find out if that individual is lying to me.
We're about to find out if that individual was telling me a lie.
He wasn't. I saw it too.
Guess who's included in the ban if there's not a sandwich skin in there?
You.
I'm done stream. I'm gonna create a true crime to true crime YouTube channel, bro
That's my calling I'm done
This my last stream I'm just gonna create a true crime YouTube channel, bro
That that that's my moment this month, you know what this my last dream right here
Top tier turd cutter with the team get the thank you top tier turd cutter
with the tea and gift that I appreciate that. Top tier turd cutter.
What'd you say?
That'd be cool, but don't stop streaming. I can't do both.
What would you name it?
cases cold cases that would go hard what you talking about bruh cases cold cases man
And somebody gonna steal that.
That's hard though.
That's so not cool.
You know what else is not cool?
Peace.
That's what else is not cool, Buster.
Don't you make fun of my name.
Case unsolved! Oh my goodness that would go hard!
Case unsolved dude!
Okay.
Y'all cool with that? I retired from streaming and I just do my true crime YouTube channel case unsolved. Y'all get a video a week. It's an hour long.
The ball with the TN. Thank you.
A video week.
Do you mean absolutely not?
Alright guys have an interview tomorrow.
Could be a preschool teacher.
I get some wise words.
I'm very nervous.
A, everything going BI, just go into it like you own the place.
going to be shield. Okay. You
do that. Hold up.
Did you see that finding Frankie
to is a development? No way. Is
it really? Wait, that's going
to be goaded. Let me get the
general's own. General is on.
That's why she's the general
because he's always on. Let's
Let me see. Let me see if there's a sandwich skin in the shop.
Why would you lie about that, bro?
Why would you lie about that bro?
I was actually exa-
I wonder what the other one looks like what is this one?
Healthy snack
Yeah, which one looks better the healthy one or the crispy one this one's got like a little oh
Oh it has it too which one the healthier the crispy
Oh my goodness, this is a BLT.
I'll see no tomato.
Oh my goodness, I'm locked.
Oh, this is it.
Oh man, my skills are back, bro.
My skills are already back.
I gotta use the restroom real quick, lock in.
Oh, I'm locked today, baby, what the fuck?
I
I feel indestructible with this skin on right here.
No joke, no joke I do.
You know what?
Where do you go to see the victory celebrations at?
That's some dead.
Wait that's hard.
How can I see the ones I already have?
Hold up real quick.
Where is that under chat? Is it under interface?
Theatrics.
I got the basic one.
Wait a minute.
Wait, what? Where did I get that?
Let's do the door!
Oh yeah, I'm a whole new player, bro.
I'm a whole new player now, dawg. It's not even funny.
Oh my goodness, it's not even funny.
a whole new player, bro.
Well, I can change the color of what?
Oh, wait, you're right. Hold up.
What color should I go
Green like this
I feel like this
Wait the brown goes hard too so go brown on them.
to play perfect oh yeah oh yeah chat bro it's dude it's about to get crazy in
here. I am an entire new player right now, bro. You don't understand. It's crazy, dude.
Change your interface. What is what is doing that do? I'll do it after this.
Chad, is this my best skin to date? Be honest. I think there's a chance that it is, bro.
I think there is a chance that that it is first game first game oh yeah look at me oh my goodness
Oh dude, I can just tell.
Oh this is so clean.
This might be my main until they come out with a cup noodle skin.
No joke.
I'm floating.
Hit him with the queso.
Clean.
Hit him with another queso.
Floating! Hit him with the case-o! Clean!
Hit him with another case-o! Clean!
You disdain is so hard!
I'm trying to hear another K-So real quick.
There goes one.
Here with the K-So. Clean.
Why is this wobbly, Carl?
Hit him with the queso.
Clean.
I've hit like 10 quesos in this run.
You may be asking, do you gain anything from hitting a queso?
No you don't.
You just do it to aura farm.
That's it.
It is high risk, absolutely no reward.
This is a comp lobby man.
I do stand R.I.P. Two people to start. Let's go.
Come on, man.
I got a feeling if they just released a cup noodle skin,
they're definitely going to release a noodle skin soon too.
Why would they not?
Let's go.
they have to if you were the devs wouldn't you release a cup noodle skin
I told you you lost.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm just gonna try to get the last one.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm just gonna try to get the last one.
That's where Flippy gets into every lobby.
Bro is locked.
Meeker.
Zero percent!
Meeker.
Zero six.
What a switch.
What happened?
What just happened?
Raised with?
That's tough.
I don't even know what to do.
I don't even know what happened
I'm absolutely insane
I
Suck it everything
The sandwich skin got me moving different for real chat the sandwich skin got your boy
It's a boy moving different dog.
Top tier turd cutter.
What another five?
Let it be bro, let it be.
You pathetic bum!
Goodbye!
You suck at everything!
I
Man I was cooking too
Man, I was cooking, Chad.
Golly, I was cooking, bro.
It's alright, though.
That wasn't bad for the first game on.
Let's be real here.
That wasn't bad for the first game on.
Man.
What way should I have went?
Should I have went like the complete opposite way, the way that I did?
Bro.
was just so like it's so unpredictable because you'll go to a place that looks
like it has more tiles but then all of a sudden four people will show up and it's
like oh I should have stayed where I was even though it had less tiles because it
would have lasted longer I don't know it's just it's so you know what I mean
you got to make a split-second decision and you know what you got to get a
lot of luck involved in there right you got to get a lot of luck involved it's
That wasn't bad though, I'm not mad at it whatsoever.
Let's go.
Oh my goodness, I'm crazy with it!
I'm absolutely next level!
I'm playing good, man!
I feel like an entire new player bro with the sandwich skin don't you agree it's just
I don't know it's just better bro it's just better dude I don't know why it's just simply
Let's go. Let's go. The door, the door, the door was crazy. Yeah. Lock in. Somebody else
He's got a Sandwood skin, bro!
Leave!
I almost lost my life.
It is always a guarantee that at least one person dies in the spot right here, guarantee
Always
Let's go.
sandwich skin buff I swear sandwich buff
A sandwich buff!
In case they go to the bathroom please can I sure bud.
Make it quick.
That was insane.
Oh my God, it's just other people hitting me, causing me to die.
It's just other people hitting me, causing me not to go through.
R.R.P. to the other sandwich.
Survival of the Sandwiches.
Let's go.
Come on.
Oh yeah.
Come on.
Salami mommy with the five what?
Let's go
The family hates you if you even have one, probably not.
Luzzo was grabbing me in that other part too.
I'm dead.
No! I was cocking down!
I got second!
That's two games and I almost won both of them, bro.
Golly, man.
Bro.
That was a close one, Chad.
No joke.
That was actually a close one for real.
Golly.
Chad, tell me right there at the end that wasn't clean maneuvers though.
That was legitimately clean maneuvers right there at the end.
That was tough.
Like I was jumping on last second platforms, bro.
Man, Chad, the sandwich is making me play better, like actually.
Like it no joke is making your boy play better right now.
truly. Lock in. BLT minus the Tito. A BL don't sound bad. Just a bacon and lettuce sandwich
with tomato. You put tomato on it? It's like, whoa, what are we doing here? You know? Why
You gotta go ruin it by throwing tomatoes on it. You know what I mean? Like we don't need all that
Come on come on man
You don't need veggies now tomatoes specifically are disgusting
Hey, yes, talk to your turn cutter with the fire, got a lock in on this one, that's that's
a generational username top to your turn cutter, that's gotta be a top 10 easily a top 10 matter
or attack like easily.
No I could have had it dude!
I was the first one too!
You gotta be fisting me dawg.
That's me right there.
Bits.
Right over, what you said I was bitch, I'm not you tweaking I read your bitch, you
You sent him in the middle of fall guys.
Over here all capping, tweaking.
Over here tweaking on me.
Cause I ain't seen him yet.
You sent him in the middle of fall guys.
I shouldn't even read it.
You talk about,
You're gonna be yelling at me yelling at me all the past yelling at me top of your turd
cutter with another five get the thank you I love it you know for never clever
courier kitchen I was gonna be useful please got any advice hey just be yourself you
know I mean you like to animate people like animations not gonna laugh but yeah
I was Hori Godin.
Precinct, you Sonic, thank you.
You're definitely yelling at me though.
Entertainment fact, room with the five, thank you.
Let's go.
Come on.
Let's get it.
I'm about to buy that name top tier turd cutter you're gonna get on here one day you're gonna
be like yo who is this top tier turd cutter guy and why am I following him and it's gonna
to be me when you click the screen. Should I do that?
I'm unreal.
I AM UNBELIEVABLE!
Yeah.
Another one of back-to-back extra-terrestrial.
My friend's kid got into this match, he's six LOL.
There's no way he's in the finals then.
barely sitting at six.
Imagine a stitcher open up all guys game over me in my lobby.
Oh dude!
That would make me unhappy.
Now let's play this game, boss.
Now let's play this game, bud. Let's play this game. You really want to do it? Let's do it. This game sucks.
Yo, uh, shooters, we're gonna start getting rid of these people again. We're giving them too much slack.
They think they can just run around and harass me again. We're gonna start getting rid of them again.
There's been multiple of them in the same few lobbies the past three streams. We gotta get them out of here.
Give me their address
Got me messed up got me all the way messed up
Another one
We good playing good though the six-year-old one bro imagine
Dude like a six year what grade are you in six years old you're not even
integrated are you are you even in preschool at six there's no way you can
win a Fall Guys game there's no way talk to your third-cutter with another
file you are not in second grade when you're six years old no way right
You're like 10 in the second grade.
No. I don't know. I don't even know. Eight?
I know one thing. Ain't no six-year-old about to beat me in a game of fall guys.
I'm going to go get him.
All right, be.
get rid of this absolute vermin cattle disgusting swine alligator in the suit
skin just spamming in a moat because no one loves it gotta get rid of it anybody
trying to hear that whole game bro
And the yellow skin with the body ears kill it too.
Yo, Prince, you better stop touching me, bruh.
Oh my goodness, it's Lil Skidmark 223.
This is the dude that was wanting to take over as shooter general over Miku by the way.
This is Lil Skidmark 223 who's sitting bitch the other day wanting to be the new shooter
general. Yeah!
Yep! I'm dead serious! There's more!
No.
Do I try to be the trailblazer?
do I try to be the trailblazer yes day with the five watch this they call me the
the innovator.
How about I just quit this lobby?
There's like four straight snipers in here though.
Why do you even bet on yes because I win a lot?
Why wouldn't I?
It's not to mention even if I don't win for a while, if you go all in on yes and you
and I do win, you get paid out like a million at least.
Happens, happens a lot.
It happens, bro.
No family, no hope, no love, no nothing.
Just no nothing.
Yo boo with the fire, thank you.
I'm getting first.
My goodness just get out of my way!
like what is that it did job
I'll give me out of here
yo yo uh yo fall guys dev team since y'all don't do literally anything ever
take collision out of that game mode the fact that your whole game can get
can get messed over because you're simply colliding with other people is absolutely
disgusting by the way it makes no sense it really makes why is there collision in
that mode why why y'all got collision in that mode do your job and fix this swap
that you have here you got collision in that mode for what I literally didn't
qual because I'm over here collide with other people
little skid mark with the five you know what little skid marker band you think
you don't get five after that you got me messed up
I swear, bro
Like dude, why type one if you agree what I just said like no joke tell me what is water's gonna be collision in it. Why?
It go with the file
Somebody goes that's part of the game. That don't mean it should be
What are you doing to Santa Claus skin like it's December?
You're just gonna walk straight off the edge.
What you doing, bruh?
go walk straight off the edge. That was so clean. That's unbelievable.
Now you want to grab me a minute ago, let's do it.
So I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do this, but I'm pretty sure it's not.
I'm not sure.
I think it's a good idea to do this.
That dude thinking he was gonna hit a K-Song right there, you saw that?
This is how you hit a K-Song.
Clay, watch this.
Double K-Song!
Clay!
You see what happens when other people try to follow the case, so they die, three people
just died attempting the same move I just did.
That's why there's only one case-o, buddy.
You can't just simply hit the case-o.
Yeah, come on, come on, man, y'all saw that though, didn't you?
I know y'all seen it.
Okay!
I
What's Ronald Tuesday doing? I don't know, he shouldn't be here today cause it ain't
Who? Ronald Tuesday, the legend.
Everybody knows Ronald Tuesday, type one if you don't run on Tuesday. Everybody knows Ronald Tuesday. Come on now.
Now let's not be ridiculous. Everybody knows Ronald Tuesday.
not to be confused with Ronald Thursday not to be confused with I'm an innovator
of
the
What's going on?
Ronald Monday with the five.
Innovator.
Wow.
This is the third one of these
I'm insane.
I'm done.
What's your mommy's name, baby?
Play the ball hard now!
Give it everything I've got!
Play the ball hard now!
Give it everything and die!
you
You
I'm a devil and I only think about your eyes
The legs will be adjusted
The fins will be filled
To make the mokos feel good
And we don't know
If we leave with life
In the mess
Make the good pile, the bad one
I do what I do!
I do what I do, Bubba!
Hey!
I do what I do, Bubba!
You understand me?
I hope you do because I do what I do.
Yo Bubba with the 150 gift it to W Bubba with the 150 gift it oh my goodness.
W Bubba with the 150 gift it.
Precate that
Precate that bubble for real
W Bubba man, appreciate that
My fault bro
Song name Marlboro rojo I could go for a Marlboro rojo right now
I ain't got no non-plan, I don't know how I could do that, I don't smoke, I don't smoke.
That's a joke, that's a joke.
Y'all know what time it is, double chat?
Huh?
huh you know you know what time it is oh man you already know what time it is
don't sit there and act like you don't huh don't sit there for a second act like
you don't know because you know sometimes you want to act like you don't know but
deep down deep inside somewhere in you. You know what time it is.
Kobe
that went straight in. Wow. No backboard. No nothing.
Khalid. I was clean. What you talking about? Oh, man, I
A SPILE TIT!
Lock in.
We continue Annabelle's corner store game.
It's been absolute cinema so far.
If you've missed the first two episodes,
you have missed straight up cinema so far.
You hear me?
Straight cinema so far.
Lock in
Where is it at? What was the game called again? Oh, yeah
Corner shop night shift chat you got you a diaper on
Huh?
You better
What now, why?
As it's spooky time!
Lock it!
Spooky time!
TK!
I got you now.
Almost passed out again, we got to lock in.
If you weren't here for the past two episodes of this game, I'll give you a quick recap.
We were a guy, his name is Adam.
Something unknown happened to his wife.
We assume it's an accident or something.
He got out of the hospital recently and he doesn't have custody of his daughter Annabelle,
so we unfortunately had to get a job at Annabelle's corner shop, which is extremely haunted
by demons.
And so he's trying to work up to the point where he could get custody of Annabelle.
everything is going bad. You're welcome for the recap. Lock in episode three baby.
Day seven. Let's get it.
And if you weren't here yesterday we made some upgrades to the crib. It did not
I'm not used to look this nice in here.
Why does my sensitivity reset every time I exit this game?
I need a breath, then I'm starting to get stressed.
That's better.
But for real though, yo devs, we got a problem here.
This is an absolutely go-to game, one of the best games we've played in a minute.
But there seems to be an issue.
Every time I exit the game, because I'm doing this in episodes,
every time I come back, my sensitivities reset back to one.
That's too high for me.
She's so high!
You know what I mean?
But it's not that big a deal. I'm just trying to let y'all know.
Just trying to let y'all know it ain't that big a deal. I'm just saying
Yo Maddie D Luna with the 25 gifted give me some W's for Maddie with the 25
Gifted W Maddie for real with the 25 gift that I appreciate that Maddie. Thank you
W Maddie for real, I appreciate that Maddie
For the 25
Gifted. Lock in. Before we unfortunately go to work again, let's do a dish.
Eat some beans, because that's all we eat is beans.
Oh yeah, if you weren't here yesterday, we redid the flooring,
we redid the walls, and we got a new bathtub. Speaking of that, let's take a shot.
I know that looks crazy, but hey, that's just life.
Yup.
Do I have one before work to take the edge off?
Sure.
Cheers.
I
Cheers
All right
Hit the casino. I don't think I can't hold that guy no money at a casino more water than like
It couldn't hurt.
Do we hit the casino before we go to work?
What if we hit it big, brah?
Let's go with a $5 limit to the casino.
shift eight for another 15 minutes. We're always 15 minutes.
Why not, man?
Better than my IRL bank account? I've been there. I've seen my bank account
before. There's a minus sign in front of it. Looking bad, buddy.
That's part of life though.
I'm hitting the cas-
Why is there a cutscene playing? Is something different today?
No, I wanna go to the casino!
Welcome, madam. Have a seat.
This can't be real. This has to be a vision.
What are you doing here, Doc?
What the world?!
I hope you've had a few good days. You've seen us troubled.
Nevertheless, today we should talk about your recent mental state.
It appears you have developed yet another syndrome.
I can't say I'm surprised.
Taking someone else's documents, but still considered kleptomania, isn't it?
It wasn't me. I just found it at home.
Denial? Hmm. I was expecting more from you, Adam.
Cut the crap, Doc. I've got a few important questions.
facts fine go ahead the article was it about me I remember that article we
read he was writing an article that article was it really about me does it
matter Adam the article was about a condition not a person you were simply
illustrative why don't I remember how we met
why don't I remember how we met some beginnings are better left forgotten
Adam what's that supposed to mean doc are you even real
could you describe what you did to me doctor there are a lot of intervention
Adam thank you found subtle sometimes not its purpose is to restore function
To help the individual reclaim a stable role within the great social economic system, he
are all so happy to live in.
What are you talking about?
Man, just get out of here. I'm trying to go to work.
I could be in the casino right now, Doc.
The pills you prescribed.
Are they supposed to stop the hallucinations?
Or make them worse?
Thanks.
That question isn't yours to ask, Adam.
Yes it is! You're giving me pills!
You're joking, right?
No, I am not.
You are not authorized to receive that information.
There is no need to worry, Adam.
You are in good hands.
Even if you sometimes bite them.
I keep saying I'm in good hands, Doc.
And tell me, if those hands ever touched my family, too...
Your family is safe, Adam. They'll remain so as long as you stay under control.
That's all you need to know. Now, please leave my office. I think we need a break.
What do you mean, please leave your office? You brought your office to my place of work!
What did you just say?
Wake up, Adam.
Wow!
Yo, that was the best quote I've ever seen in- oh my goodness, oh my goodness, clip that
quote.
quote right there oh my goodness that is quote of the day clip that clip that right there
oh my goodness y'all see that quote oh oh oh man
Yeah, quoted a day, dude, look at him.
Cut, that's quoted a day right there.
Man, that's why Bro got so much motion.
Bro was thinking of stuff like that.
golly man bro have motion for real
that's something i would come up with that's crazy bro if i'd have been born back in 1250
i'd have been saying stuff like that bruh give me another breath man what you talking about
I
Man that's fine
I think I've heard that somewhere that is like a classic that way that I've heard that somewhere wait. We're back at home. Oh
That was all the dream
All right, let's see what the phone got to say
Adam, this is Dr. Morton. I wanted to let you know that all your upcoming sessions are suspended until further notice.
The reasons for this are not something I'm able to discuss with you right now.
This does not change what we talked about, and you should continue following the plan you already have.
Take care of yourself, and good luck, Adam.
Why?
I
Why
Let's go to work for real this time so we got blessed out of shower real quick
That's so nasty not the shower part but like just a sleeve action
How much money I got I still got 15 dollars I'm hitting the casino you got me messed up
We got 15 dollars in the bank account let's use five of it casino
No. Yeah. Five dollar limit. What could it hurt, bro? Seriously? We're about to have
a long day at work. Might as well.
Yeah. If we hit like a crazy lick right here, we ain't got to work no more, bro. Think
about it. Think about it. Now, here's the question. Do I do $5, $1 spins or $1, $5
spin on bet Uranus.
Five ones.
Abigail needs a new pair of shoes.
Well, there's one.
$2?
I got three more dollars this man hey we got that spin back we got that spin
back one spin on the five
That just paid me more than I would make in a day, going to work here in a second.
I know how to stop I know how to stop I'm taking that and we're going to work
happy it's gonna be a good day at work oh man that's beautiful right there you
can't beat down you can't beat down what you talking about no window stop
I haven't even clocked in yet. Get off my phone.
It's not a line for me. Get back to the counter.
What do you mean there's a line for me? I haven't even clocked in.
What do you mean? There ain't no line!
Alright, let's restock everything we got real quick.
Oh, we ain't got nothing to stop.
What did they shift do?
Did they shift do anything?
Buy a self-checkout?
Wait, can you get a self-checkout in this game?
No way.
We still have some stuff in stock.
I mean, it ain't much.
We're low, the customers are not gonna be happy today buddy.
Alright, should I do a little bit of cleaning before I clock in?
I feel like I should, no joke.
Just to knock it out.
Non-clocking, I do no more free work, you gotta get messed up.
Buy stuff y'all do at the end of shift.
Alright let's do some cleaning, just so it won't be too so bad.
I'm done doing work off the clock chat for it, I'm gonna start respectin' myself, you
know what I mean?
I'm done.
Beautiful.
beautiful Adam that cost stamina to do that buddy we only have a limited amount
do we have a rug or nothing outside to prevent all this how nasty are these
people
no how y'all doing welcome to Annabelle's corner store hope y'all
having a good day today
All right, let's start our day off with a coffee, Chad.
Let's make sure we have a good day here.
We already hit for $50 at the casino.
I mean, come on, how else could it be bad?
Beautiful.
One more.
Two coffees to start off the day.
All right, let's serve these customers how y'all doing welcome to Annabelle's corner store hope everybody's having a beautiful day today
All righty bubba that's gonna run you $11 and 34
Steve, have yourself a beautiful night.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, sir?
You doing all right?
I said, are you doing all right?
What's happening?
Hey, excuse me, can you not do that?
can you not do that please sorry gotta get you arrested we need to hire a
security team anyway
thank you have a good one else niche them stealing money is bro tough or
something buddy you tough
is bro tough? I can't even talk to him!
friendly psycho!
what is going on hey there you're my best friend in the whole world I knew you
weren't gone they lied do you hear it too or just me they whisper yeah I hear
Yeah, I'm gonna have to be right back, bro.
Hold on, dude.
Oh, no, it's the coat rat gun got possessed again.
Be gone demon!
Not any fires.
You're doing a good one, thank you so much.
How you doing man, you doing alright today?
Welcome to Annabelle's...
Alrighty.
That right there is gonna run ya
1090, you're doing a good one, thank you.
How you doing, man? You're doing good today. Welcome to Annabelle's.
Oh, right. You got some peas. I don't know about that. I hate peas, but still.
That's going to run you 953. Have a good night. Thank you.
You're messaging me on the clock. I'm over here trying to work. I was just a boss, man.
Let me pick up some trash while we have a second to breathe.
know why because I'm employee of the month chat employee of the month going
above and beyond just doing my job why don't we have like a public trash can
in here by the way so people stop this throw a stuff all over the place
all right bag is full hope y'all find everything dude we got all kinds of
We got no products in here, I'm lying, we got nothing.
We got no products.
All things considered, this shift is going good, chat, no joke.
You're the only employee, now there's a day shift too, I know they ain't going to employ
you the most, be sure to see what they get the other day.
How you doing, sir, are you doing good?
I like them glasses and things, clean.
Oh, you got something in case so, nuthers, I like those.
What's up?
10-10.
You need a parcel?
Got some here with my name on it.
Okay.
Joshua Simpson.
That looks like it matches.
Okay.
All right, Joshua.
Let me go grab this for you real quick.
Okay.
2-9-8-0.
There it is.
Here you are, Joshua.
Have a beautiful night. Thank you so much for shopping with us. How you doing, Bobby? You doing good?
Oh, that's nasty. They're gonna go cut the lights off, bro.
Can you prevent the-
Thanks, we're not-
I would get out of here quick if I was you.
Lord.
There's a danger.
I knew it.
Please be the only one who- of course it's not!
Fuck
There's another demon in the store what is going on what is happening?
He's always there.
Hang on, sir. I'm so sorry. There's demons afoot.
You know what I just realized? The demons take food.
They take food, bro. That's where all the product is going.
anyway they're really trying to tell me that's my responsibility to pick that up
when it's right outside the door are you kidding me that is not on my turf
somebody shoplifting? big dog get out of here get out of here quit shoplifting I'm calling
the police all right so sorry about the delay y'all you know this place is haunted by demons
I'm not crazy or nothing, um, but you got a parcel on them.
Let me see your ID real quick.
Caleb Wood.
All right.
You're good to go.
That's gonna run you eight 53.
Have a beautiful night.
Thank you.
You can't find what you're looking for here.
Well, sir, here at Annabelle's corner store.
I don't know what you expected to find in a place called Annabelle's
corner store.
You in here complaining like what you expect us to have.
I'm not gonna have a word with this guy.
I can't find what I'm looking for here.
What you expect?
There's a place called Annabelle's Corner Store, sir.
Now hurry up, sir.
I got a bone to pick with you.
You in here complaining, talking about you can't find what you're looking for.
Annabelle's corner store.
And all you got was a bag of chips, some pizza,
and some crackers.
What was you looking for?
A diamond ring?
A tennis chain?
Certified duberologist with the five.
718.
You got a parcel?
Noa, that is not you. Oh, never mind. Yes, it is. Okay. 43946. Remember that chat. 43946
for this crossing. There it is right there. All right, Noah. Have a good one. What's his
they know him. Have a good one.
How y'all doing? Why is everybody got matching beanies on? Is it
Green Beanie Day and I didn't know it?
I missed out on Green Beanie Day.
Oh, no, he ain't wearing one. Get with the program dummy.
It's Green Beanie Day, you goober.
He's stealing some.
Hey, not only did you miss out on Green Beanie Day, you're stealing something.
Get out of my store!
Wait, who just messaged me?
Lord have mercy.
The demon base, get mobbed.
I guess you could say you got cleaned up.
Hittin' with a Leon Kennedy one-liners, what you talkin' about?
How you doin'?
Um, oh yeah.
I shoulda not get you to parcel, too.
Alright.
You almost start hittin' with Leon Kennedy one-liners, bro.
I'm about to start warfin' it, too.
Okay, you need a box, uh, Vivian Bailey.
Okay, Vivian Bailey.
Right.
Is this expired?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, man, that's expired.
I can't do it.
Sorry.
You need to relax, ma'am.
Have a good one.
Thank you.
Huh!
Why didn't you wear a green beanie on green?
You came here for one bag of chills.
173.
Have a good one.
How you doing sir? I saw you wore a green beanie to green beanie day.
All you came here was for some ice cream.
You look you wore green beanie on a green beanie day.
399.
Thank you.
How you doing ma'am? You doing okay? I sure hope so. Why is nobody just buying one item?
You got a parcel? Okay let me see.
Eden Barnes. Is this expired? That sucks. Ma'am if you would've showed up two days ago
I would have been able to give you this, but I can't because your two days expired.
Sorry.
Should I do it anyway? It's just two days.
No, I get charged if I do that. No, I can't do it. Sorry.
All right, man. Have a good one.
How you doing, sir? Speaking of Leon, kid, you try to be Leon so bad, ain't you?
You ain't nowhere close.
Huh.
399.
Have a good one.
You don't ring the bell.
Why is it worth buying one eye now?
399.
I got to restock some stuff, but the stock won't get here to the next day anyway, so there's
no point.
What do you mean there's no stock?
Look at all them chimps they could be buying.
Look.
Look, queso nuggets in stock, ice cream in stock,
frozen squid in stock, one more ice cream over here,
nothing in there, a few beers, you know?
Oh my goodness, y'all don't have to stop wasting
That's how it is.
Please tell me you have more than one item.
Here for a parcel.
Grace James.
Okay. Um, nine, nine, seven. All right. Let me go grab it real quick. Grace James. You
any kind of LeBron by chance? LeBron James Grace James. That's kind of cool. Not gonna
lie. All right. I'll be right back. Nine, nine, seven, three. There it goes right there.
Thank you, ma'am. Have a good one. Welcome to Annabelle's where you can only buy more
Did you just push her, sir?
Was that a sure sign?
I'm so sorry I'm trying to read you, sir.
I like the shirt.
Excuse me.
Can I read that?
Okay.
Cute but psycho tee hee.
That's cool.
I can't.
All right.
399, thank you.
Please tell me you got more than one item.
I'm begging you, man.
No, okay.
399.
We're just selling ice cream at this point, chat.
How you doing, man?
Why is everybody just getting more right?
These are the prizes now they're still in the green I raised them, but they're still in the green
Thank you
What are we the ice cream shop I don't understand
Check the prices I can guarantee you they're all still in the green people doesn't want to buy
Nothing
Look green they're all in the green still see green green green
I think it's a bug it might be a bug for real. Hey, that's less work for me. I don't mind
298 thank you
This is messing with my money though
Oh, memory go home and play, uh, and play, uh, uh, fall guys.
One more hour till my shift is done.
I'm off the store, literally restocked, yo, Jay, you are the dumbest person in here.
You're here typing in all caps, literally restocked, with what, you simpleton?
Order inventory, the inventory doesn't show up to the next shift!
Everything that's on the floor is what they got to buy today!
restocking there's nothing in the stock room one beer there ain't no way you're
over 21 yes you are wow your oldest Christmas matter of fact gahly lily
All right, it was good to me. Have a good one.
Did I say old as Christmas?
I'm used to saying slow as Christmas. Why did I say old as Christmas?
That's a good one, isn't it?
What was that?
Hey y'all, we're closed for the night, all right?
So take this ice cream, okay?
That's what I think about your ice cream.
Yeah, get up out of here.
Mom, I'm closing up for the night.
Y'all have a good one though.
Thank you.
Clot down, baby!
Floor's never clean.
Who said it?
Floor is never clean. Who said it?
Floor never clean?
I'll clean them. Right here I got a mop. You see it?
we're not in the same position tomorrow because you know day shift is not going to take the
initiative and do anything so.
Alright, we're good on chips.
Not going to lie chat.
Three fish cans.
Let's get some dog food.
Sugar.
Flower.
Made us.
Made a pack.
Salt.
Yo, Kai with the five. Thank you.
What else should we get you?
We're good on that. Get some more of these. More of those. More of those. Cold. Let's get some more eggs.
Chat, we're going broke, GJ. I fear. Sugar, soda, water. Let's sell some milk, too.
All right, I
Feel bad for the day shift because I'm gonna make them bring in everything
Chat, what are y'all typing clip for bro? What are y'all talking about?
What are y'all talking about
What clip?
There ain't nothing here.
What are y'all talking about?
I'm about to ban everybody in here, I'm serious.
I'm about to make the clip a block term.
We're not even misnun.
What she jumped in the air is that what y'all from out they in there fighting bro
they like them potato chips dude they like them tater chips I don't know what y'all talking
about though y'all talking about clear clear clear clear don't know what y'all talking
Straight, it's weakened. Anyway, day shift is absolutely cooked because they have to bring in 44 items.
Finally, the day shift is gonna get what they deserve.
All right.
How much do I want sold off the shelves? Normal. Look at this.
Minimum effort, I guess that's all we can afford to do here. Now look at this.
stock everything that arrives I won't have time to deal with boxes tonight
when day shift gets in they're gonna have to stock 44 boxes of product dog oh
man you could almost feel bad for him if they wouldn't have done what they
done to me the other day
I don't know why y'all still standing out here I'm about to go home oh you
You want this bag of chips, I'll scan it for you.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
...
Got me nasty.
...
Just check them out.
Nah, I'm off the clock.
I've been off the clock.
I really shouldn't have even ordered any product
before I clocked out.
Or after I clocked out to be real.
Let's see how much I gotta pay today.
Remember, we hit for 50 at the casino.
Oh, yeah, what was that text I saw?
Pork!
Okay, yeah, I knew that.
Let's see how we did.
That's our best day yet.
We made 43 from Casino Gambling.
$65 was tips too.
Wait, can we acknowledge how my paycheck is the least, pretty much the least of what I got?
Like my paycheck was $25 and I made 65 off tips.
tips 30 off of just other yo I need to talk to the boss bro
unbelievable should we upgrade the crib again since we got a little money now I
feel like we should we need a new toilet a new sink all right look here
let's do a new sink for 19 bucks okay let's do a new toilet for 19 bucks
clean look at the last toilet there what is that let's do ceiling oh we already
give this ceiling upgrade okay let's do room for Annabelle let's do this to
remind us what we're working for. Okay, getting her a bed upgrade is a little too much. You
need to relax. Let's upgrade the TV. Upgrade the fridge. And that's all we got for now.
We just made a lot of improvement right there, chat. No joke. Let's go look at the new
new room. Look at the new TV. Look at the new fridge. Cheers. I
should have got a new stove too. Pete the new Pete the new
Toilet Brother Giraffe!
Got a new seat?
Aw, it's beautiful. Tell me it ain't.
Let's see the new room real quick.
See in the picture it came fully furnished. I didn't know.
I think I just got scammed because when I looked at the picture
It was like fully furnished in the picture
There was like a guitar a computer desk all kinds of stuff. I just got scammed
I just essentially paid for a walk-in closet
Yeah, the court is not gonna grant me custody buddy. They're gonna walk in here
like let me see your the room your daughter will be living in yeah no gg
night eight by like a week now into that shift right there went very well
for us. Read the letter. Who sent me a letter?
I miss this. The voice papers. No. No, that's impossible. She's gone. She put this in my
What the fuck?
I don't know if she's a joke.
Oh.
Imagine reading that when you wake up and still having to go to work.
She's taking half of your beans. Yeah, if she takes half of everything, she's getting
like $30 worth. I'm not gonna lie.
Well, guess we got to go to work after seeing that. You think Dr. Morton got
something to do with it? Yeah, I noticed that. Okay, thank you. Let's see what
day shift in let's see if day shift did anything and a bill you remember when
you're you and I'm gonna be a dog I never forgot that okay you're asking for too
much now I barely got the money to make make make a living I'm eating beans out
of the can every day I didn't even got custody you talk about you want to
You want a dog, Annabelle? Come in to work with me. Sweep the floors while I'm working.
I'll get you a dog.
I'm even messed up. I'm in the casino.
Uh-oh.
Wait, what?
I
My goodness day shift cooked oh my goodness day shift
Actually did something for once
They didn't do much cleaning.
So I can follow that dog.
Is that what they want me to do?
I feel like that has something to do with the story.
Wow, Dayshift actually did something for once.
I cannot believe it.
Let me go follow that dog before I clock in.
GG.
Did he go back here?
Oh, we came back here to sort of the uh, play through didn't we?
Wait a minute. This is where the dog was before. Y'all remember?
I'll be right back, sir.
Be good to me.
You answered products up front.
Come for the hell.
Shut up, I was about to say that!
I got that spin back. I'm hitting it again.
That hurts.
By the way, we're still up like $40 right now.
If we're considering yesterday, we're up like a crazy amount, like almost a hundred.
Annabelle needs a new pair of shoes, she needs a new backpack, school's about to start up.
More than what I get paid by the way.
I don't want to leave, I don't want to leave, I don't want to leave, I don't want to leave.
Wait, what are you doing?
Wait, stop!
Stop!
Why is it controlling itself?
What are you doing?
Stop!
No!
No, something's dragging me back!
No!
Get me back!
No!
That's it. That's it. We gotta go to work.
work. That's it.
Worth getting lose nothing on it. I did take the chance.
We're up. We are up so much from that dude.
Back here again.
I never thought I'd be saying this, but W dayshift. No joke.
I never thought I'd be saying it, Chad.
W dayshift dude.
Can't believe it.
Let's clock in.
No, friend!
What?
I am so sorry I did not know that was gonna happen. Everybody say hi to Larry real quick.
Please get off my phone
All right
Let's clean everything up look at all the dirt I gotta clean in the trash
Now day shifts they did do a lot of stocking so I'm not gonna be too mad
You know what I mean? It would be nice if they did a little bit of both, right?
But again, I can't be too mad.
You know what I mean, Chad?
Can't be too mad.
This is a lot of dirt.
Chad, would you buy something out of here?
Would it be in this nasty?
Dude, it is funky in here.
Why? It is looking rancid.
The customers will never know that I just saved their life from a demon.
They'll never know, chat.
Dude, what is the noise in here I have to figure it out?
Do you remember the other day I tried to figure out what the noise was?
I have to figure it out right now.
Oh, it's that.
It's another,
it's another collectible.
Hold on.
Hold on, we got customers.
Are they buying more than one thing today?
Yes, they are.
Sorry about that.
I'll be right with y'all one second. I gotta have a coffee real quick my stamina's already low
Yeah, we got new thing look look look look look
I messed with it
Upgrade the trash bag. I will at the end of shift. What was I doing coffee? We got customers wait, but it's all right
Clean.
Chad, who would your drinks coffee every day?
Alright, there we go, that'll do us for now.
So sorry for the delay y'all, how y'all doing, I was just handling some things.
Alrighty sir, that is gonna run ya.
10.73, have a beautiful night, thank you so much.
How you doing ma'am you doing okay today all right?
Will this be all for you? Obviously not you just feel the slang and stuff up here. That's one of your 11
You six. Thank you so much
How you doing sir you doing good?
Righty. Yeah
Wow broke a lot of stuff
966 a parcel what can I get you sir you get a parcel
Maverick Harris it's not expired one second sir what's happening the
My coat rack came back to life, Lord have mercy.
Oh my goodness, the coat-
We're great at a time.
Quit acting up.
I don't told you quit acting a fool when I'm at work.
Sorry about that, we got a coat rack that's possessed by a demon.
What was it again?
496.
496 three 496 three 496 three there it is there you go sir have yourself a
beautiful thank you and pick up the trash real quick stuff on the list grab
that
All righty, kick that up.
Boom.
Excuse me.
You go walk smooth into me, ain't ya?
Like you'll see me stay here.
Just keep walking smooth into me.
There we go.
All right.
Does anyone else notice other stickers on the window change every day?
No, it's more than that.
They change like every ten minutes, it seems like.
What's this ID expo?
I don't know wha-
What's happening?
Are you serious, dude?
Hey!
Get outta here!
You got a nice shirt on, you got a vest on, and you're in Annabelle's corner store stealing!
I know you got money! I'm calling the police!
Sorry about that y'all. I'm so sorry. Gotta handle business sometimes, you know what I mean?
Here at Annabelle's, I value my customers' safety. Make that right, Jack. Yeah.
What's going on? You got a parcel?
Clip the teddy bear, I ain't clippin' nothin',
I'm done with y'all clippin'.
Are you alright, you seem troubled.
Just tired, long shift.
Tired men don't look like that,
you're carrying something heavy today, bad news, wasn't it?
Yeah, my wife's divorcin' me, okay?
I woke up this morning,
there was divorce papers laying under my door,
and then I gotta wake up
and come work at Annabelle's corner store.
Yes! I got bad news!
And on top of the divorce paper she wrote, you're forcing me to play dirty here.
It's bad!
Yo, sir, give her a little bit of space, bud!
One second, sir! There's a demon behind you! Hold up!
I guess you could say you got cleaned up excuse me sorry about that
no no not again no no why must you do this to me
what are you doing fuck it's coming right at me
Don't you start that! Don't you start that!
It's not this one.
Please.
Which one's best stop?
Oh, it's the one in the bathroom.
Square, square, triangle, triangle, circle, circle.
We're good.
Now I'm getting a lot better at the power outages.
Did that demon just Naruto run through the wall?
It's getting bad in here.
Sorry about that, there was some demon action going.
Thank you, have a good one.
Who was up here stealing another toll job with stealing?
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to escort you to the exit.
Ma'am, relax, I can handle this.
All right, let me pick up some more trash real quick since I got a second.
Oh, I don't got a second.
How are you?
10.74, ma'am. Thank you.
I'm fighting demons and doing everything else I am a great employee and y'all know
Sometimes I guess I got to clean this place up a little bit.
Sorry about that, how you doing?
Yo, Resident Evil, if y'all need some Leon Kennedy One-Liners wrote down, just send me
the script, so I know all the fights in the next game, and I got y'all, dude.
I'ma have y'all, oh man.
What you want?
I ain't here for small talk, just give me the money.
You okay?
Cause you look like somebody that's mailed you
your own funeral notice or something.
It's just a rough day.
Long day, huh?
Okay, just give me the money.
Thank you.
I don't need it.
Everybody come up in here
and tell me how bad I look today.
Godly, man.
Everybody talk about, oh, you look rough, oh, this and that, uh, just give me the box.
Take your small trash.
Get a stow the box everywhere, yeah, just throw them everywhere.
Yeah, just throw the boxes.
No, don't bother, don't bother.
Are you stealing something?
Hey! Hey!
Get up outta here.
like look I bet there's a dumpster out here
dumpster right there and they want to throw all the boxes on the ground in
the store ain't that something chat yo CC with the five get the pre-sat you
CC with the five get the thank you
You get money when you send thieves to jail? You think this place is breaking me off anything extra?
No. They are not.
How you doing? Sorry about that.
Alrighty. That's gonna run you $8.93. That's an awful lot of stuff for $8.93.
Abigail with the five. Thank you.
I'm gonna take out more trash. Hold up.
Raise the prizes now. They're already as high as they can be without putting them in like the orange.
Willy Wonka with the five. If I raise the prizes anymore, it starts getting dangerous for us.
Macho with the five.
Yeah, we are visually going to have this place stocked up.
Can you imagine how bad it stinks back here, bro?
We ain't sold none of this since we out.
I'm missing out on a party.
a party next door and I'm sitting here at work
hold up how y'all doing hurry up I got a party to get to I'm gonna go see what
party it's for real you need a parcel on there mine it's just a it's just a
hey it's expired I can't do it sorry him and the money for the rest of the
stuff though real quick
hey oh never mind it's something else I have a
Come on, come on, the sun's going on that door, I gotta go see it!
Hi, how about you?
Come on, come on.
Spider-Ware.
You don't you lie to me bro CC with another five you really got a
The power's about to go out, lock in.
I'm so good that now, dude.
Please no customers right now, please.
I gotta go see what's going on at that party.
I'll be right back, y'all.
Don't steal nothing.
Where's the music?
Y'all hear it though?
just bit me. What's hitting me? Hell.
This world doesn't leave people like us much choice.
Yo, Spider, that's in case those bad who followed 16 minutes ago and you're constantly
Typing spider goodbye by the way
Ali what in funny the first time just had to keep on doing it in you
They're not as time out with a band
Probably have to be next time because people don't learn a lesson
I mean, I over-
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire!
My heart just skipped a beat, I'm dying.
I'll take spiders over roaches though. I fear you are off your rocker well 48
thank you for sobbing to Anna bells
Let's go pick up more trash while I got a second.
Teddy!
Nooooo!
My bad, Teddy!
My bad!
Hold on, I'll pick up some trash, I'll be right there with you in one second.
There we go.
Hold on I'll pick up the trash I'll be right there with you one second
There we go, that should be 29 of 29 trash picked up
You all know how it rains here every day. This place is just gloomy man
Kalini's with the fog
There we go
We just gotta work to our shift is done now. How you do it?
Calum repeat
That's working for you Adam. That's just what working is buster
Thank you. Have a good one
Adam you better get used to it bud
How you doing, man? You doing alright? Bag of chips? I'm catching it all midair. Look
at that. Nevermind, I'm missed. I just swung the bag of chips. I'm so sorry. You need a
I'm going to get a parcel.
All right, what you need?
Serenity Fischer. Do you catch anything?
Ah! Ah!
Seven thousand?
Sprite just gifted five subs.
Sprite.
Wow, that is goaded.
Just straight straight up sprite.
How did you get that?
Thank you, man.
Have a good one.
Precinctive five, thank you.
Alrighty, son.
How you doing today?
Thank you for shopping at Annabelle's corn store.
We got everything in store.
Have a good one.
How you doing, sir?
Alrighty.
Have a beautiful night.
My ship almost over.
Oh, yeah.
It's almost there, chat.
I was worried if you could draw your best seal drawing.
I'd frame it putting up my gaming room.
Back low, Timmy.
I got you tomorrow when I get on.
I'll draw you a seal.
Prepare to be disappointed.
Thank you, Timmy.
Happy birthday, Timmy.
Timmy.
Timmy, happy birthday, Timmy.
Timmy.
Oh, y'all better hurry up and get up here.
I'm about to clock out in five minutes.
Hey, man, you better hurry up.
I'm about to clock out.
I don't do no work off the clock.
All righty, man.
That is gonna run you 1134.
Oh, darn.
Have a good night.
Remember to buy groceries before you leave.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I told her I said, hey, you better hurry up.
What'd I tell her, Jen?
I said, I said, you better hurry up.
Let me order some stuff real quick.
That was kind of messed up wasn't it? I I stand all of her stuff
That's kind of messed up
Finish it I fear I don't get paid for that rapid with the five. Thank you
Where's
Chesh we get anything oh
No, it's all great the trash bags you write
Where do I go for that
Where do I go for trash bags chat?
Oh storage.
Upgraded trash bag.
Beautiful.
What else should we upgrade here?
We should not upgrade anything we should order some more stuff right?
Wait, we can upgrade the cash register?
Wait, what?
That's the extra work, we're not doing that right now.
That takes some work. We're not doing that right now.
That's gonna bring us some money in. Oh my goodness.
We're selling cigarettes!
Cleanup minimal and stock.
I feel bad oh you told me don't drop your box hi matter of fact got delivered to pick
up big box don't drop it okay 254033 all right ma'am 254033
I was actually going to finish checking her stuff out off the clock, but she said big
box don't drop it okay it's going home with me now I hope it's an iPad
I'm not sure if I'm going to get the money.
I'm going to get the money.
Dirt is building up.
Clean the store or customers will notice.
Oh that right there is a day.
$119 from TIPS 2.
$65 at the casino.
Chad, is it time to save here and do our second day
at Redfield's Rental?
I think it is.
Take a shower before we go to bed.
Take a shower, brush your teeth, for you to go to bed.
Wait, do I got the box here with me?
We'll never know what was in it.
I just- was that a new toothbrush?
Stats?
upgrade the stove upgrade the seat upgrade the PC
beautiful
yeah we're eating good now what is that shrimp Alfredo
We didn't eatin' beans no more!
No sink!
We made it.
New computer desk, too?
Chad, I still can't believe how cinema this game has been, bro.
I actually can. It's unreal.
house cinema that this game is being bro true truly dude it's so it's so good you already know what
time it is though day two at redfield's renal you don't i just realized the title of the game
is RR Redfield's rental. Oh my goodness, it was meant to be. Are y'all still cool at Redfield's
We're not going to change it.
Keep it.
Keep it bet.
Lock in, chat!
We open up shop again!
Lock in.
If you were not here yesterday for the grand opening of Redfield's rentals, we opened the
store, stopped a few movies, and named it and decorated it. So let's see how day two of Redfields
Reynolds goes. We have $384 net worth and we have 30 movies in stock. Hey, you always gotta start
somewhere buddy. Somebody said that the adult movie covers what in that bad.
Should I just uncensor it?
How bad would they make it?
Might be missed out on something funny.
They're funny. If we see something crazy, I'm putting that thing back on. You hear me?
Hide your screen and check. We don't have any adult films in Redfield
right now. Cheers. Let's make some money. Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm going to be walking around the surrounding areas real quick.
Is there any way you can go in at or is it just don't leave your store unattended?
I ain't even open yet.
Don't tell me how to run my store.
Alright.
Video game nudity isn't against TOS, it ain't about that.
Some might have their kids watching, bubba.
We ain't got very many movies in stock right now.
Let's see what's going on.
Get more.
I'm gonna see.
Okay, we gotta look at the calendar.
But yeah, if you wasn't here yesterday, we selected this wallpaper, this ceiling and this floor.
I personally think it looks good in here.
I do.
I think it looks good in here.
Okay, what is this?
Take a look at the calendar.
The calendar is updated every morning and affects gameplay and exciting ways with
new releases, special events, and weather forecast updates, weather.
tell me a tornado is gonna come through here. A task list with various
objectives is also available to gain extra awards. Should I do the extras? I
mean it is my business. I'll take it. I'll take it a step farther for my own
business. Tomorrow, a newly released movie will be available for purchase on
the new tab of your office. Also, when a new movie comes out, we need to
start that thing instantaneously. When a new movie drops, hey, we need to buy that thing
instantaneously. That cold. Oh, that ice in that drink is cold. I'm good. No, I'm back.
I was going on today movie returns many clients will bring back rented movies
through the night go to the return station the question is we'll have will
they have rewound will they have taken the effort to rewind the movies for me
return disk. The process, process return movies at the return station so they
can be written out again. Select the movies on the rack to your right and
scan them in the system. Bet. The sorcerer's last melody. Scan. Rewind it.
Okay, do I rewind it? Is it rewound?
Okay, there's that one. That one's checked in as well.
Some movies need to be rewound, place the tape in the rewinder to the left of the...
Can I we should be able to trace back the name of the individual that bought the movie and if they returned it
Rewound they need to be in the VIP club and the people who didn't rewind the movie when they return it need to be charged
Extra the next time they get something
Okay, so are the ones I have rewound them. Oh they are
Okay, shout out to whoever did these two because they're already rewound.
There we go, that was very quick, wow.
Alright, there's another one done.
Boom, that was already rewound.
W customers.
Some movies are reserved by customers placed a movie in the reserve shelf to the left
the customer will come by today and pick up this movie.
How'd they reserve that movie?
I had no phone call. What's you
mean? Like hello? Who calling me?
Let's go. So, is this one
reserved? No, it's not. This one is reserved.
Somebody really wanted to see family octopus drama.
Okay, get that one going. That
one doesn't need rewound. That
one. Yo, I got some good
customers chat. Only one of
these movies needed to be
rewound. No joke. W customers
man.
There we go. We have three
hundred eighty four dollars.
Should I order some new
movies before I uh before I
game already? What does it look like I'm doing? Hello? I'm rewired and it's part of my job!
should I do a 10 random movie bundle again chat that's a hundred dollars bro I can't do that
I'm not sure if I can get that.
Check 20 random movies is $140.
Should we just stick with what we have?
We need to save up money, bro.
We only got $384 net worth.
If I do $140, that's like half of my net worth right there.
black market I don't know what this is I don't know what this is chat this is a
Big financial decision dude
Going to the board I'm going to the board of the company
Don't sink my business. Do it, you'll make profit back. Yeah, but spending that much this early is always going to be concerned and do me. Trust me, I've ran plenty of businesses.
Buy another shelf. Wait, you're right. We have to buy another shelf too.
Well, y'all voted yes. If the company goes under, it's on y'all's hands. Got it. $140.
Let me buy another shelf too real quick.
Where do I buy the shelves at?
Yeah, we're on my shelves.
Oh, the catalog!
Oh, the catalog shelves. Let's do we got two hundred forty four dollars, man. Let's do the
We, um,
$100 one chat. We're going under.
We're losing the business.
They're going to take everything.
Lord have mercy, man.
Okay, that would look kind of weird sitting right beside those.
I'm going to put this one like over here.
No, I'm not.
I'm going to put it right here.
That's fine.
Chat, we gotta start somewhere.
What do you mean the business is not going good?
Get your hands.
All right, go stock these up.
Lovely Kinnacle.
Whispers of the cursed infection.
OK, let's just stock these.
I ain't making no money right now.
I'm going to stop.
Oh my goodness, they're messed up.
OK, there we go.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
There we go, boom.
I'm gonna go grab the rest of them real quick.
We need employees!
All right.
What remains of the flying pan?
Oh, that's gotta be a good one.
That's a super rare.
What is that?
Whoa!
Does that mean anything? Has anybody played this? What does this mean?
Print rarity limited edition! What does that mean? What can I do with it?
Wait, what can I do with it if it's limited edition?
Let me go see if I have another movie of the same and see what the price comparison is.
What is that movie called?
The Tinnacle Frankenstein.
Do I have another The Tinnacle Frankenstein in here?
Let me see what another tentacle movie is priced at.
$6.
I can't put this up for rent.
I gotta sell it.
actually sell movies? $10 for that one. $9.90. $21. Never mind. It ain't worth that much.
The game is rinting. Yeah, but why would there be print rarities then? There's got to be
way to challenge it. Do anybody that's seen someone play it or played it? Can you sell movies?
Not just rent? You can. Should I put it back? I'm putting it back. I'm putting it in the
stock somewhere that just ruined all the they have to return anyway they have to
return it unless somebody steals it cuz it's a super rare all right
ladies and gentlemen welcome to day two of Redfield's riddles would you like
have a movie now. What about you, ma'am? Can I interest you in a mo... How y'all doing?
Thank y'all so much for shopping at Redfield's Reynolds. The newest? What you got me, dog?
I have a movie, family octopus drama reserved. I hope I'm not too late. We actually do
have that waiting for you right here sir. There you go. Appreciate you so much. Check
the number. Okay. We got customers. Hold up. How you doing? Okay. Tim, John in the
space man the bubblegum love affair all right man two dollars for your change
you have yourself a beautiful night thank you so much for shopping in red
fields windows how you doing sir you're the one that had that reserved movie oh
you got three movies having a movie not an ancient that's what's up a later on
we gonna start selling popcorn and stuff you're gonna be able to get some
popcorn with it exact change this is my favorite customer today thank you
so much, sir. That's not exact change. You're my least favorite
customer so far at Redfield's Reynolds. I've been open for
two days and you're my least favorite customer already.
How beautiful day.
How you doing, sir? What can I get you today here at Redfield's
Reynolds? Drop your movie golly. I got all day. Three of
the casket in his grasp fishermen under the bed the devil's dwarf all right sir
three dollars for your change have yourself a beautiful day thank you so
much thank you who could possibly be calling
I'll go answer that in a second I got customers
How you doing, sir?
Bloody lawyer, basement fisherman torture.
Who is calling me?
Hello. Okay. This is a life and death situation. I need you to reserve the lonely tentacle for me.
I'll be there today. Don't rent it out. It's a life and death situation.
How bad do you want to see the lonely tentacle? I think I got one in stock though. Hold on.
Let me go see if I can do that real quick. The lonely tentacle. Yeah, we do have one in stock.
stop. Alright, just one second.
Can I help you? I want I want to
prank my partner and rent a bad
movie. He's going to lose it.
Give me your worst movie.
Wait, why is she doing that?
What was that face? What was?
Was it that funny? What?
by the way, but I'll go get you the worst movie
we got in stock.
You want a bad movie?
A bad movie.
Bad critic, let me grab that real quick.
Ma'am, I'm not gonna lie, late nights with my cup
seems terrible, that should be good.
Yes ma'am, thank you so much.
How you doing, big dog?
What can I get you today?
You got the Merchants Last Heart,
Vita seems somebody bought that earlier,
$1 for your change, have a beautiful night.
Thank you.
How you doing, big dog?
Quit looking at me like that.
All right, the surgeon's graveyard.
We just said that.
I hope you're going to the strip club, big dog.
Have a blessed night.
Get up out of here.
Don't you ever give me a 50 on that again.
How you doing, sir?
Two movies a day.
got you right here the toadstool okay and the officer all right $2 for your
change have yourself a beautiful day thank you so much sir how you doing man
oh three movie night I see you the neighborhood what all right man three
dollars for your change have a beautiful night thank you so much how you
doing two movies are we running low on movies here one second sir I'll be
right there with you. $250 and 50 cents. Have a beautiful night. Thank you ma'am.
How you doing? Chat business is booming by the way. It's unbelievable how much
business is booming here. Alright the sorcerer's last melody a dollar for
your chains. Have a good one. Thank you so much ma'am. How you doing big doll?
What can I get you? A stranger was stalking me last night and I was
scared, got a horror movie to scare me even more?
Isaac, you need to call the police. But sure, I'll go pick you out of horror movie.
Let me pick him out something good.
Oh, what remains of the spirit sounds like a banger.
Here you go, Isaac.
Thank you.
Chat day two, we're doing so good.
Redfield's rentals is going to make us so much money, dude.
Redfield's rentals is booming.
How you doing, sir?
All righty.
Red Captain Juice and the Ghost Under the Bed, $12 for your change.
Have a beautiful night.
Thank you for shopping at Redfield's Reynolds.
Have a Redfield Reynolds Day.
I'm a loser.
How you doing?
The Invasive Butler.
Somebody bought that yesterday.
I don't know what's going on with that movie, but good luck.
Thank you so much.
Have a good one.
How you doing, big dog?
All right.
Yeah, you're the dude that has got that movie for.
$2 for your change.
Have a beautiful night.
Thank you so much. Why are we still open at 9.20 p.m.?
7.50 for your change.
Have a good day. Thank you. Are we closed?
What does this mean? Oh, I forgot we got returns.
Who is calling yet closed this?
You cannot close your store if a client is still inside.
We're closed! Don't you dare walk!
Hey, shooting tail. Hello!
If you will accept $20 a day, I will hire you.
Should I do it?
I don't know how much money it's going to cost to have an employee.
Do we really need an employee on day two, day three?
Yeah. Well, we have a potential employee showing up tomorrow. Let's see how the interview process
goes. Ma'am, ma'am, I fear that it is 10pm and not only did you walk in here at 10pm,
You walk in here needing some help.
Yes.
Oh, you reserved a movie.
I'm sorry.
I'll go ahead and get it.
But look here.
We've been closed.
Don't do no more shopping.
You go get this movie and check out.
Don't you go browse it.
Check out.
I'm going to go and get my
doctor gone with the wind. My
monster at school and the
lonely chemical 353 you change.
Ma'am, you have yourself a
great day and thank you for
turns real quick. Boom scan that, got it. Boom scan that, scan. Chat, we have the best
group of customers ever. They're rewinding all their tapes. Whoever, whoever rented this
is the L customer though. There we go. Wait, did somebody buy the rare? Wow, only one
of them needed rewound W customer chat. Oh my goodness man. Alright, let's close up.
How did we do 31 movies rented 15 returned? We had 15 customers.
We made 123. You can sell movies.
We made $123 today. That's not too bad. I'm okay with that. We're almost level two. New
release movie. Order the new release from the new tab on the computer. The movie will
be considered new for seven days. Making it especially popular. Oh my goodness. I'm
I'm about to buy a 50 of them.
I hope it's a good movie.
While I get on the computer from the new tab
in place in order for at least five of them,
Mom getting way more than that.
What you talking about?
We have some overnight returns real quick.
Let me knock these out before we open.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
Not a single rewind so far. Oh my goodness.
I just dropped the movie. You did not see that. Y'all did not see me drop that movie. They're all in nicked condition.
They're tough though. They're tough.
Reserved.
Oh, oh, of course Tim John and the space manager reserve my bad almost sold somebody's reservation
right there.
All right.
We got more coming in dude.
10 W customers man there is rarely any rewinds bro.
Y'all Lee they have so much respect for the business everybody loves redfields rentals
Oops there we go there we go some customers return their rentals late the system automatically
adds a late fee to their membership like during their next purchase the checkout computer
I will flag them. Oh man. I wish you would return something late. I remember a face too.
Oh yeah. Hey, my ultra rare didn't get returned last night. I knew we shouldn't have put it
up for rent. We should have just kept it in the back. It's not here. They just bought it
last night. Yeah, but look how many other people return their stuff. Keep the calendar.
Task list. Sell 20 popcorns. I can't do that yet. Okay. New release day. Let's see what
the new release movie is. Standee bundle promotion. All new releases have a custom
standee included when five copies or more are ordered at once. So you get a, you get,
you get percentages off if you buy a bundle. I didn't claim my reward art. Hold on. 13
Oh, that's gonna sell like hotcakes.
I got a hundred dollars right there from the claim board, 13 bodies, new release, and it's
extremely popular for seven days.
It just looks like that's gonna be a good movie.
13 bodies.
Oh, that's expensive.
$187.
Should I do 10 of them for $187?
I have a new customer coming in today. What if I can't afford to pay him?
Do 13 of them? Wait a minute. Now you're speaking my language.
No, that's no. Whoa. No way. Uh-uh. No. Uh-uh. We're doing 10 of them.
We're going to make our money back on these.
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, we're gonna make
a running back.
What is this?
What am I looking at?
You can put out signs to advertise that you have the new movie.
What how do I move it again?
I'm putting this right in the window.
Let me see how that looks.
Oh!
Oh, uh-uh.
Can't nobody see that.
What am I doing?
Um.
I'm not sure.
Um.
Bro, these pill a we got 13 bodies.
I
You know what
Dude, I need them to know I got the new movie.
I just spent like $200 on buying the new movie, man.
Can I put it outside?
No way they want you to do that.
Man, yo, devs, we gotta be able to do that right.
Oh, man, chat, where should I put this?
I can't put it over here.
It won't let me.
That's good.
If you're coming in from this angle, you're like, man, let's go to Redfield's rentals
today.
Yo, 13 bodies!
No.
off. That's the move. No, I know the move. I'm overthinking this so much right there.
That'll work. You walk in, you're immediately like, yo, they got 13 bodies, everybody come
in. Yeah, there it is. Let's go stock 13 bodies. This movie, what is this? Meet me out back
at 9 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday. If you're after exclusive movies and deals, I'll
I'll crack the door open to let you know I'm here.
I'll be waiting, the tape dealer.
We're gonna have exclusives.
Tuesdays and Thursdays.
What day is it today?
How can I tell?
It's a Tuesday.
There was an ultra rare.
I got two, I got two rares.
The base movie is worth $27 and the rare ones are worth.
I have two rares.
Do I stalk him? I have to.
Oh my goodness.
Chat, how do you sell movies? I gotta figure it out, bro.
These are worth so much money. I got two rares out of the bundle.
keep one of them by a cell rack wait a minute can I buy a cell rack hold up
well there went the grade on them
I think there's a no value, what you talking about?
I don't know how you sell on the black market.
is that how it works? Chat 21599 remember that. That's not that's not how this works.
They make sure nothing bad happens. Okay, not found. I'm just gonna stock them. They have to
have to return it. They have
to return it anyway.
All right.
You got ready to open up?
You did it wrong. It doesn't. It says order movies anyway. It doesn't say anything about selling it.
You tried the wrong chat. It doesn't matter. It's not going to work.
That's it, right?
Oh, you can just buy them so you can't sell it.
You know this movie is popping right now, but there's a new release shelf where
Chat that's too expensive though brah no we cannot afford that right now. No we cannot afford that right now. Let's open up
We have to hire an employee today
Ladies and gentlemen, we have 13 bodies at Redfield's rentals.
Oh, you're already coming in?
Okay.
We got 13 bodies in here, sir.
Pull up.
It's the hot...
13 bodies.
Brand new movie, ma'am.
the hottest movie out you hate movies what's wrong with you 13 bodies just
came out you won't be one of the 13 bodies you gonna be in a body behind my
story you hate movies come by 13 bodies sir it's a critically that's totally
not because he heard me threatened somebody sir 13 bodies knew critically
the claim a claim movie is out.
Yep, 13 bodies.
Ma'am, 13 bodies is out.
Do you wanna come see it?
Hmm, okay, whatever.
That's all the flyers I'm doing for today.
So sorry for the delay, y'all.
I'm doing some advertising.
We got 13 bodies in stock.
How you doing, sir?
You bought 13 bodies, all right.
This one run you seven bucks.
$13 for your change.
Have a beautiful night.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for shopping in Redfields, Reynolds.
How can I help you, sir?
Why are you smiling me like that?
Chill.
Oh, you're just a happy guy, huh?
Even your shirt's got a smiley face on it.
I rock with that.
Three dollars for your change.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, ma'am?
You got two movies and you got 13 bodies.
That's gonna run you 15 bucks.
Five dollars for your change.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, big dog?
You're here looking like shaggy.
Loser, 13 bodies though.
Alrighty, sir, appreciate that.
$7 for your chain get it the amount due with $13 for 13 bodies you're gonna die tonight
Have a good one sir
What's gonna be going what can I get you today?
13 bodies. It's a smash hit. I'm telling y'all. Three dollars for your change. Have yourself
of doing the two ultra rares are still there. I'm keeping an eye on and fangs. What's good
big doll? What can I get you? Oh, you reserved Tim, John and the space man. We do have that
in stock, sir. Boom. Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate that. I got
multiple terms to grab these real quick.
Stand.
Oh, gotta rewind.
Yeah.
What is that message?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
One second, y'all.
I'm so sorry.
Let me restock some more movies real quick.
As a member of the legal team for
Redfield's rentals, I would advise you to stay away from the dealer.
The team and I can only do so much. Piracy is like a really big deal.
Look here, I'm trying to make some money. I don't even have a legal team set up for here yet.
Why would I need a legal team? I haven't done anything illegal in here.
How you doing? Sorry about that delay, sir.
That's gonna run ya. $2 for your change. Have a good one. Thank you so much.
Chad, should I really stay away from the dealer? How are you, ma'am?
You want a good horror movie?
Look behind ya, Olivia!
What do you mean you're looking for a good horror movie? 13 bodies just came out!
I'm gonna give you something else
Now you don't want you don't want to watch 13 bodies guess what you're gonna watch
Excuse you
She's getting this one for a horror movie
There you go, ma'am. She's how much I want a horror movie watch with 13 bodies sitting right there. You don't lost your mind
Four dollars for you change sir. Have a beautiful night. Thank you so much
How you doing? Where did my music go in here country? Where's my music at?
There we go. What's bad? He was getting real awkward in here.
Alright, sir. Four dollars for your change. Have a good one. Thank you.
Chat. 13 bodies is a hit, dude.
Did Olivia just buy four movies? She bought 13 bodies too. I am so sorry for
being rude to you. You are a premium customer. Four dollars and fifty cents.
Have a good one, Olivia. I hope you enjoy 13 bodies.
So, chapter number one way to make money that I can tell is a new release. We
got to be on top of all of those. Alright, man. The fisherman under the bed.
exact change you have yourself a beautiful night am I tripping or did
somebody say they're gonna come in for a job interview today am I tripping more
returns to be duties while I got a second boom get that one scan the ghost
under the bed doctor gone with the wind they returned my wear tentacle
Frankenstein I knew my customers wouldn't steal from me I knew they
wouldn't even know I'm gonna lie if I came here and somebody was written out a
rare buddy I'm stealing that what's you talking about I just wouldn't ever come
back again there we go put those there boom boom there we are yes man can I
help you Nora do you have a drama movie to recommend also it's kind of weird
but I use it like movies that get labeled as bad so you want a bad
Bad drama movie.
I can figure that out.
Bad drama movie.
Bad drama.
Chad, we got anything bad that's drama in stock?
Bad drama.
Drama bad.
Letting our cup go.
This is the second time I specifically gave this to somebody.
There you go, man. I heard that movie is awful. How you doing today?
All right, you got three movies. You should know 13 miles. It just came out. I mean, that's fine.
Three dollars for your change. Thank you. How you doing, big dog? You doing?
Was that in real life when it's all here?
Yeah, there was a there there was like a dog running around.
That's a 60 something you look here.
That movie is worth 60 something dollars.
Do you hear me?
You watch this movie and you better
return it without a scratch on it,
or I will have a hit man sit to your house.
Do you understand me?
If you think you're going to steal my super rare 13
bodies that just dropped, you've
got to know no side on me like that.
You better return it tomorrow on scratch.
Do you hear me?
It better come back through my door. You understand?
Four dollars. Have a good one. How are you doing, ma'am?
Three movies. There we go. Thank you so much. Exact change. How are you doing, big dog?
My name was on the reservation for my monster at school. I do have that reservations for you. Oh, thank you
Relax, it ain't that big of a deal buddy. I gotta go meets on nefarious movie dealer out back and you're still shopping at past 10 a.m
Can't pee if you burn out grab my ultra rare
Both of the rare
13 bodies got rented out
Sir, I swear to you if anything happens to this movie or if you think some if you think you're gonna steal it
This will not end well for you. It comes back tomorrow scratch free
Three dollars three things have a go mother. Thank you
Now get out of here and you bring my movie back to my you hear me and don't handle it
if you're eating popcorn or something don't grab it with your popcorn hands clean matter
of fact put latex gloves on before you open it.
Let me go see what bro out back is talking about.
Oh I gotta go talk to him before I can do that.
Bro.
Big dog.
Big dog. Don't be knocking on my door while I've got customers.
What you want, bro?
My bunnet school squeezing, Lord.
What are you selling back here, dude?
Who ordered the hot superstar?
What are you selling?
That being said, that's going to fly off the shelf and grab a hat.
What's you talking about?
My bun at school, that's cheap.
Might as well.
matter of fact bro I'm not going to lie these
I'm gonna see you I'm gonna see you on Thursday what you mean whatever you do
no no I'm not watching these no what you talking about what do you mean no
don't want if you don't say that I'm not watching these
I'mma sell em' though.
Chat, these, hey, look here.
If somebody orders this, that thing's got a one out of five star.
That's got a half star out of five.
One star.
Wow.
order the hot superstar must be a pop because it's got two and a half.
My bun at school is a banger too. So chat. Look here. If anybody comes in and
orders this movie in bed with the milk squeezing Lord or who ordered the hot
superstar, we're gonna have to make a scene out of them. We're gonna
embarrass them in here and not gonna lie. They're gonna get embarrassed.
I guarantee you tomorrow as soon as customers start flood me and they're gonna those are gonna fly off the shelf
What objective already did it?
Oh
I've got bootleg movies for half their market value exclusive adult
The occasional holographic rarity only the good stuff Tuesday and Thursday at 9 p.m. that
I shouldn't be doing this. There ain't no telling where this dude got these movies from.
This is bad. But what if they make me movies? I mean make me money.
Chat, this was a beautiful day at Redfield's rentals. I'm not gonna lie. Let's see how
we did on this ship 13 bodies was a hit wait to do that one of the job never
showed up okay 29 movies rented 30 returns so nobody's stealing anything 14
at the checkout we made a hundred and forty four dollars at 50 cents a day
from rent and moves beautiful once we unlock like the cell and stuff we're
It'll be making so much money.
We unlocked the Slossy Machine, baby!
You've completed the first three days
as a proud video swinger.
It's time to take your business to the next level,
improve your shop with decorations, snacks, arcades,
and other stuff.
Keep an eye out for special events
like the Fall Harvest Festival happening this weekend.
The what, what, what happening this what?
Unlock new movie genres, hire staff,
expand your store and discover plenty more surprises.
Oh yeah.
Hey, that right there was a good episode, buddy.
Let me tell you.
W episode.
Great stream chat.
I love y'all, man.
Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it
with your boy again tonight.
Pre-sate off and get this subs,
don't know those bits, follow us.
And of course, I'll pre-sate y'all for this hangout.
Hey, you're gonna have to go rest y'all's night,
have a good day tomorrow,
and I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, a little bit, all right?
I can't see my peace out y'all.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Ha.