What's good?
What's good, ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more
yet again again once more again yet again uh uh uh uh uh uh again uh once more um again
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resident W. Subbers Hot Topic France pre-sale y'all.
Gray hoodie!
I repeat, I repeat.
Gray hoodie, bubba.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
Gray hoodie.
Gray hoodie.
Chat how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten huh? How we doing? Let me hear it. How we doing?
on a scale of one to ten
In this time
How
How
Oh
Eight I watched Pirates of the Caribbean bro Pirates of the Caribbean was so ahead of this time man
Tell y'all Pirates of the Caribbean was ahead of its time
They had stuff that was looking like today's standards looking crazy no joke
that was indeed a good movie multiple movies that is now I haven't seen them
since I was a young lad but I do remember them being good yo rusty with the
five thank you rusty with the five appreciates you okay so don't forget to
draw myself my 18th birthday to put up in my gamer room oh yeah I still got
with that little Timmy thank you um yeah I got you was this yo Owen with 5,000 bits
w Owen with the 5,000 bits yo case I want to thank you for not something to
tame it including the last hope yours everybody's day was good it was thank
you Owen hope your day was great too w Owen I appreciate you man what about
YouTube chat I think one day next week I'm gonna be doing a YouTube stream for
the 10 million I think we're doing a we're doing a YouTube stream for 10
million over there my YouTube guy shout out Stephen man he was like yeah man he
really wanted me to I'm like you know what I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it
chat that's crazy bro about to hit 10 milli dude chat about to hit 10 milli on
the YouTube tell me that ain't crazy well tell me it ain't crazy what hey case the
voice acting for Chris Reginald and I got an autograph signed for you has a
a bunch of your quotes on it. Hope you like it when I send it to you. Uh oh.
How you better, you better know I like that.
Huh?
You'll appreciate that goob. Religious. Thank you.
Hold on. Let me draw this seal real quick. I got to draw a seal.
There's a guy in here named Timmy. He just turned 18.
He wanted me to draw him a seal.
He's going to hang it up in this gaming room.
Since it's your birthday, Timmy, sure thing, buddy.
Sure thing, Timothy, I'll draw you a seal.
Sure thing, Buster.
Let me get a reference real quick.
Seal.
Not the singer, dude.
Seal animal.
Hold up. Seal. This should be easy to draw. Wow.
Chadda, seal should be very easy to draw up, right?
Yeah, I can do that with ease.
Yeah, I should be able to knock that out with absolute ease right here. No joke.
Hold on this is for your birthday, Timmy
Here you go
Here we go chat
He wants Nico who is Nico
What is that?
It's just a seal.
You know, Timmy, do you think you're getting anything quality enough to be able to distinguish
whether it's Niko or not?
be lucky not to realize it's like a pile of metal. Nico, I don't know. I'm not a drawer.
Okay. I mean, not Nico, Kimmy.
Oh, Nico is a white seal. Okay, I'll just do it in white then.
Wait, you can't draw something in white on Microsoft Paint because the background's white.
How am I supposed to do that?
Chad, how do you change the color of background?
paint bucket.
Niko the seal. In other words, I'm just going to draw a seal in white.
Light gray. That'll do it. All right.
What's the undo button again?
Chat what's undo real quick control Z
This is just a platform that he's on.
That is the best I could ever do right there. That's insane. Wow, that's impressive. Oh my goodness. Wow.
I will never be able to do that again for as long as I live. That is pure insanity when I just get right there.
Lord have mercy. I cannot believe that.
Devo with its end. Thank you.
No, it's not mom. It's not a snail.
That's clean! That's just a seal, right? That's good!
Have you ever seen a seal? Not in person, I have it.
Let me go get another reference, dude, it looks just like it, go and play on me bro.
Are you blind?
talking about. Do y'all really not think that looks certified? I'ma draw I'ma flipper.
flipper
There we go, it's looking more seal-ish now.
Wouldn't y'all agree?
Hey, I don't care what y'all say, this is the best seal I can draw, dawg.
Deal with it.
Let me see what Timmy thinks.
I don't even see his message no more yo Timmy this is what you asked for buddy
I ain't no artist big dog and you better hang it up in your room too I just put a
lot of effort into this it may look like it's low effort but it's not I just
suck at drawing sign it oh yes I don't know why I steal this somebody will
steal this too. Clean. Wow. That's clean. Oh my goodness. That's tough. Wow. That is
tough right there. Lord have mercy. Tell me that ain't clean. Give it a wider
neck
how does this look if I do this right here?
Nah, that kind of messes with it.
Plain.
Whiskers?
Oh yeah.
You can easily tell that's a seal now.
You can easily tell that's a seal.
Well, I just had a bright idea.
I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
There it is. That's better. What do you mean OMG? It's a seal like you just realized.
Why is it on a piece of wood? I don't know. He's chilling on a dock or something. He can
do whatever he wants to. He's about to go swimming. It's a snail. No, it's
obviously a seal. And that tail fin just like completely confirmed it too.
Unmistakable. Let me take a picture of that.
I'm not sure.
Plain.
Plain.
Chad, type one if you mess with it.
Did y'all mess with it? Be real with me.
Add the ocean. Not too late.
He didn't ask for all that. He has asked for a seal.
Best art so far. No, you know what the best art that I've ever done is
Way to go buddy with the file
This is my best work to this day
This is my best work
You can get that at casogames.com by the way
Why wouldn't you want to, all right?
Why wouldn't you want to?
Okay. Oh yeah, by the way, chat, before I started upstream, my my PC forced me to restart
and it said 20 minutes to an hour and it literally took like five seconds.
So I don't know what was up with that, but the point is they left me no choice.
I just got out of my first shower with cheeky soap as a bad mix sickness for a few days y'all I appreciate that
I hope you get to feel it better soon. Thank you
Okay, bad prime. Thank you
Any time before June I'm gonna take a picture over in my room. It's gonna be peak so you like it little Timmy W
Little Timmy Kinsley with the five. Thank you
you. Precinct you kids with the five. Yo, yo, little Timmy, did you like it? Let's see.
Timmy with the Minecraft PFB. Did you like the seal? There you go. That's all that matters
because it was a special request for Timmy. In case I'm going on the treadmill, can you motivate me?
Here's the key. Just watch YouTube or something while you're on the treadmill or just watch my
stream. That's the thing about cardio is you don't have to put any thought into it.
Just do it and watch something. Best possible cardio setup you can have is
like just in front of a TD. Colities with the five. That being said cardio sucks.
I feel like I'm going to die.
Cardio sucks.
Yeah, you'd be more focused on whatever you're watching.
Bro, tell me honestly, if you want to trap me on a bike, bro, you just put up like a
video or a stream or something, bro, it actually goes by quick.
Okay, so with the fire, thank you.
One second.
One moment.
You know mom it looks nothing like this by the way
Mom what I drew looks nothing like this. What even is that? Where did you even find that?
What is that like a snail turtle?
What did you Google snail turtle?
That looks like something from like 2008 that was like an internet meme
What the world
That's not a real animal is it
It can't be.
It's a snurtle, true.
It's a snurtle, dog.
I think I did good on my seal.
For who I am, for what I am.
I think I did good for what I am.
Okay.
Played League of Legends now, big dog.
I haven't played League in like a month.
No joke.
No, that's been longer than that.
Oh man, I probably ain't played League in two months.
It's been a hot minute.
It's been a while.
Rotor man with the fire.
Play it? No, you got me messed up. What you talking about? I'm good.
What you mean? I broke that curse. What you talking about?
Hey.
Oh, that's a good spin.
Oh, man.
Look!
Somebody just typed a peat game in chat, Deep Rock Galactic.
Who in here is a deep rock galactic enjoyer bro deep do deep do deep rock galactic
rocking stone
Underrated game, bro. I remember when deep rock galactic first came out dude. Oh
man, I do deep rock galactic was goaded bro ain't nothing like some deep rock galactic man
man, you got to make like a moral decision. Do I leave my teammate behind and save my
own life? Deep rock galactic back in the day was golden. Man, I used to like me some deep
rock galactic back in the day. Let me tell you. Oh, the spill of the drink. No. I spilled
I'm sorry. I just feel that much. No. Kitty encased VHS place with the five. You're still
want me to name it. Yo, look here. I understand that's a cool name, right? Kitty encased VHS
place. That's cute. Okay, but look here. It's Redfields rentals period until further
notice. I saw one somebody left a comment on YouTube or something at one point I think.
I saw one bro. How did we not do this? You didn't know what it was chat? You want to
know what it was bro? It was just absolute cinema. Could have named it absolute cinema.
That was a missed opportunity.
But nobody said it at the time.
Nobody said it.
Nobody.
Nobody said it at the time.
Rename it.
Redfield's rentals is already solidified in stone, dude.
We can't just simply change it at the drop of a hat, right?
But I'm not gonna lie though.
No joke, I'm not gonna lie.
Absolute cinema is indeed absolute cinema.
What's you talking about?
Tell me your name change the name change it, bro
Now don't don't don't disrespect Redfield Reynolds now, okay
Understand
Absolute cinema is again absolute cinema, but you got to put some respect on Redfield's rentals.
Hold it.
Oh, wow, the red field of rentals are still strong.
What is Redfield's rentals the best movie movie renting place on the planet?
What you mean?
What is Redfield's rentals?
You should know what it is.
Fields rental this still just too strong chat it is what it is dude what name it
Chris Redfields no
tie the pole dude it's been a minute we actually could try it
Y'all I got it in you though y'all ain't got y'all ain't legendary like you used to be
Moon with the fire, thank you
We haven't tried to tie the pole in like what six months and dude it's been a hot minute
We was doing it follows giving y'all five attempts a day every single day
How can somebody random just send me an invite you know epic games let's figure this out, dude
Try it. I it's been a while sure
How you cancel the ball
Do we start out with the ocean man?
If you have not been here in the past, once upon a time about three years ago, the chat
tied a pole between one and two to the exact number.
And it has not happened since.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Lock in.
Soaking up the thirst of the land, what's your mind?
Can you see the fool who broke a musket at the open mind?
Oh, what's your mind?
The crust is a boots of leather that's fallen to the childlike mind.
Oh, what's your mind?
The secrets of the life are raised in the sand.
Soaking up the thirst of the land, what's your mind?
I
The blood is re-chim-chim-chim-chim
One!
Three!
Two!
One!
One!
Here comes the back end of Ness and Alla!
One, two, three, plus,
Dazz and Lucy,
Then a cast forward to do the card I'm in
The sequence of the night, all erased in the sand
Don't over-sab me, babe!
The sequence of the night, all erased in the sand
Don't over-sab me, babe!
No, that's way off. Lord have mercy. What is that?
four more attempts y'all are getting five today y'all are getting five today
you know what that's not bad for being six months into retirement though the
back end always overcompensates always y'all always be overcompensating on a
Come back in. Why?
Are you ready?
Go!
No. I don't want your number. No. I don't wanna give you.
Well it in front of you. What are you doing?
You know where no. I wanna need your time.
And no, I don't want no scum. A scrub is a kind of hand in hand...
No love from me.
Well it in!
Listen to the side of your toes.
It's right there.
Try to holler at me.
I don't want no scum. A scrub is a kind of hand in hand.
No love from me.
I
Get ready back in.
Alright back in, go.
Oh
I
Tempt number three you ready lock in bro
Attempt number three coming in right here
attempt number three okay are you prepared
type one if you are prepared a temp number three rolling in okay it is
rolling in. Locking in. I'm giving y'all bangers too.
I have nobody for my own
And it's lonely, I'm still lonely
Hit it in quickly front end
For my own
And it's lonely
Y'all, quickly front end
That's my head
Goes out to all my players out there now
You know?
I got that one good girl that's always
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to do a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little
Okay.
Miserable.
Absolutely miserable.
With the five.
We had it twice that literally does not matter if it was tied during it.
It has to end tied.
What are you talking about?
Dude, I saw it tied three times that absolutely does not matter.
It doesn't matter if it ties, if it lands on a tie midway through, it has to end tied.
Hello, have you never been in here when we've done this?
Last attempt.
Last attempt.
last attempt three two one let's go
I
I
I'm not mad at that a tip right there.
I'm not mad at that a tip.
That was a good attempt solid attempt I'm not mad at five that's a really good one
it's not tied but it was a really good attempt you know what else is about to
be a good attempt me going back to back I got a dub yesterday is the sandwich
skin we're right back at it Bubba you better lock me up in here you hear me
buster huh I'm going back to you need with the five thank you my it's in Gg
I got it.
We should get the general on general on can I go back to back can I reignite the street
I itch and GG I itch and GG I itch and GG I itch and GG
Cool on with the five. Thank you. Let me take the store real quick. I itch and GG
If you wasn't here yesterday, I got this sandwich skin. I started playing crazy, dude
Wow toy story
Not the biggest toy story fan I must say
Yeah, bunch of men in here today chat not gonna lie
Yeah, there's a bunch of men in here today be real with y'all
The pickle one way where
What pickle one
Ain't no pickle in here
We're sticking with the sand woods anyway
Hey, even if there was a pickle skin chat,
we're sticking with the sandwich.
Can't go wrong with it.
Toy Story's go to excuse you?
I mean, I agree it's go to.
I'm just not the biggest fan of Toy Story.
Now, do I think it's good?
Yeah, I'm just not the biggest fan, right?
That's just what it is.
So y'all like Toy Story?
I'm scared of Buzz Lightyear, why?
What did Buzz Lightyear do to you?
You scared of Buzz Lightyear, what happened?
Bros in fear of Buzz Lightyear.
First game on, let's go.
First game old chat, let's go!
Lock in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
Oh yeah!
Oh I'm crazy with it!
Oh my goodness, I'm insane.
Hit him with the case out!
I
It's not called the queso, it literally is, but okay.
It's literally called the queso.
disrespect the case of you should play Valorant. I'd rather die. Got me messed up. Let's go.
right here. This is mine. I called it. No! I hate everything in everyone. I can't
I'm playing better dog.
I'm playing better.
Wouldn't you agree?
Wow, a button and then Hoopsy Legends right after?
That is kinda crazy.
Do I go for the gold ring in the middle, bro?
Beautiful, dude!
Be aggressive! Be, Be, Aggressive! Be, Aggressive! Be, Be, Aggressive!
I just saw like three or four people type that bro y'all better relax don't be tall
Oh, bubba boy, like that.
Cause he's e-dating?
Okay.
Let's go.
Come on, man.
I'll be taught by my homie now, I'm a real one.
A slide!
A slide!
The inputs are so precise, it's ripping the fabric of reality.
They could make a new large Hadron Collider out of my gameplay because it's so precise and pure.
We can read waves from outer space and discover new things, it's so precise.
It's unbelievable how crazy it is.
Nevermind, I almost died.
That's not good!
Ran out of real estate dude!
Flipping wins these all day.
But dude, Flippy wins.
Dude, it's ridiculous how many games Flippy wins, bro.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I swear Flippy wins at least a game a day, Chad.
Like at least a game a day.
It's unreal.
I remember when that was me.
It is no longer.
That was me at one point, though.
You win at least a game a day, at least, and I know more.
It was for like two weeks straight though, not gonna lie, for like two weeks straight,
your boy was winning a game a day, and I know more, but that's all right.
I won a game yesterday, and if I win a game today, that's two days in a row, the
streak can be reignited, you know what I'm saying?
can be reignited. Who's flippy? He's a shooter and he's good. Top two players in
the game right now I think is flippy and Lerman wouldn't you agree chat that one
guy Nordic arrow that gets in all my games is really good too I think the
top three contenders in the game right now is Lerman flippy and then Nordic
arrow all three of those guys are insane.
And then you know they're behind no no what are you talking about? They're behind me. They're like the three best after me
We what do you think I was saying?
Yo shooters let's kill this other sandwich ASAP
I don't know how you are so loveless in your life that you have to come spam the most annoying emote
you can find in a fall guys lobby like you are loveless touchless kissless just
everything is wrong with you I don't get it like I actually don't understand
that's just crazy though like go on somewhere
No mistakes on this run so far, by the way.
Look how clean!
I'm crazy with it.
I'm crazy with it.
How are we, man?
Oh, Maggie, I fear it was never in the cards.
Yo, Maggie, I fear it was never in the cards.
Did you see how far back Maggie was right there?
Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you.
It's late September and I really should be back at school.
That's all hard.
Let's go, I like the swivel.
I like the swivel.
Blackknot's Magi May by Rod Stewart. The GOAT!
What have I done?
WHAT IS THAT?!
Hey, I'm dude.
That's all right, I ain't worried about it, but what would I be?
Michael Jordan is free though every now and then and that's the closest
comparison I can make. It's like I ain't worried about it at all. I am not worried
about it at all buddy. You hear me? Not worried.
Cheers. Ain't nothing like a good Styrofoam cup. Y'all like a good
Styrofoam cut man. I like me to do a Styrofoam cut man.
I'm about to set the world record on this course. Watch this.
Never mind. I actually cannot stand this game. What a swap of a game. I'm not even following
I am dead last.
When into that race expecting a world record, wound up barely qualling.
As is life.
Lord, have mercy.
Okay, cool.
I would love to know what intern at Epic Gangs is controlling the hammer cool it
just happens to swing when I walk by right there what is it motion-centered
like oh my goodness no
does that not is that not hard proof that somebody's controlling it is that
not proof? Why did it just swing when I walked by? Huh? I've yet to see an answer, answer
the question chat why did it swing when I walked by I fear that's normal your
band Amy no you know what I'll spare you I'm in a good mood today
this map reminds me of the door the skin that we was using I know every
door that's locked I'm gonna hit everyone
I'm locked.
Play like Chris Redfield is
watching.
He's not watching.
No, I know he's not.
He's too busy.
So, I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
So I couldn't even pretend that he is because I know he's too busy for me
But it is what it is
It is what it is
Let me tell you when yesterday just one but that's all I needed that's all I need today, too
was just one. Yo killer clown with a hundred gift and oh my goodness w killer
clown. What a hundred gift and Lord have mercy.
Appreciate that killer. Appreciate you killer clown with a hundred gift.
I appreciate that
clean
That's unreal
I'm in
ready to
do it
This is it!
This is it!
Ain't it!
Ain't it? Never mind, it's over.
That's all right. That's all right.
Matter of fact, I'm getting first place right here.
Where's with the five?
I'm insane.
I told you I would get those! I called it!
I
This one's so stressful, tap.
This one is so stressful, dude.
Lord.
I
Oh
Bro, I'm right there and it's right there, bro. I'm winning this next one
This next one's here, okay
I like how when I lose that one y'all say sold dog if you've ever been in the in that finals right there
I didn't sell it's just like yo
It's it's down to it's down to luck
It's not pure luck that one's not pure luck that's one of the most skilled finals right there
But I have to say at the end of the day you got to have a
Thick turd energy with the 25 gifted
You know W thick turd energy with the 25 gift that I appreciate that. Thank you. That is insane
Lord have mercy
Thank you thick turd energy
With the 25 gift
That's kind of crazy if you ask me but okay
Notice how I'm in first. 25 strips with the 25 gifted. W 25 strips with the 25
gifted as well. Reset that 25 strips.
I'm unbelievable! I'm going for the middle!
WISK IT ALL! I'm crazy!
I'M CRAZY!
First place by a country mile!
Beautiful.
Beautiful, dude.
you hear me beautiful never mind and I know the interns are in today too because they just
streamed not be with that hammer a minute ago so these are definitely getting controlled
by real people this time and they're all three on duty today as well Gigi galaxy
with the fire.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Dude, I need the butt-naked swan-swap skin, bro.
Notice how they're only going for me.
Notice how all three of them just went from here right there?
Make it any more obvious after the game. I'm so in here.
Unbelievable. Two of them.
Three of them. All three of them focused on me. It's unreal.
It's insane to look at!
All right attention all shooters in the lobby the person with the orange skeleton skin has
to not the person the thing with the orange skeleton skin has to die and the other sandwich
has to die they both got to go just perma grabbing me like the absolute vermin they
They gotta go.
They gotta go.
Gotta take him out back like a sick dog.
Gotta get rid of him.
Yo, period with the five, thank you.
Gotta take him out behind the shade, get the 22.
of course which means pushing them off the map. As well as telling my dad when I had that
ear infection I said do take me out behind the shed and get rid of him. I was hurt because
first one in the pipe.
What a miserable disgusting product you've made.
That was so tough.
That was so tough.
I got time! I got time!
Yo chat, you don't know what I discovered. It's like the best thing ever. Have y'all
had the protein pockets from Subway, by the way? Dude, dude, dude, I'm so serious, bro.
Dude, the protein, yo Subway, if y'all don't make those into a permanent item, I actually
will not know what to do. Dude, the pro's, oh my goodness, bro.
What are those, dude? They're like 330 calories and 24 grams of protein, protein per rap. They're
a cheat code, cuh.
Subway, y'all gotta keep them things, bro.
I said purr-dane.
Yo, get rid of these dogs, bro.
Not taking all that with you.
Yeah, you're both dead, because you both suck at the game and everything in life.
No, you're not dead yet. I'll make sure it happens. Oh, I'll see to it that it happens
I'll see to it
Don't give me bud
Well GG!
I lost!
Wait, no, I won!
I WON!
YOU'VE DONE!
LET'S GO!
BYE, I'M ON!
What a great animation, dude!
with another 25 gifted. W thick turd energy with another 25
50 W thick turd energy and even in the finals where
there's two absolute swine trying to grab me and kill me.
I'm going to do another one.
I'm going to go back to back on him.
I'm feeling good right now.
Hold up.
Look at that right there.
Look at that right there.
That pains to be a believer.
Let me tell you.
Look at that.
that pays to be a believer. Let me guess, Harry oiled-up bodybuilder lost 250,000 points.
It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable. Where did Harry oiled-up bodybuilder get this meaningful?
Yo, Harry oiled-up bodybuilder, are you a chatter? Can you type something?
How many channel points do you have like seriously because I see you losing 250k so often how many channel points do you have?
Has Harry bought oiled up bodybuilder said anything I
Don't think I've ever seen up there. He is right there Harry oiled up bodybuilders a two-year sub
I got 30 million channel points from being a doubter
You know what I believe it I
Believe it. I have no reason to because if you're losing a quarter million per hit every time
Honestly, I'm here to tell you one thing though
If you were a believer you'd have a lot more no joke if you were a believer if you knew how to be a believer you would have
Ain't no telling how many right now ain't no telling
Truly and I ain't just trying to say that either, but I'm for real
We're going for back-to-back right here. Let's go. I'm feeling good right now
Yeah
Chas, that's from the warehouse next week. I'm thinking I'm having a warehouse week next week. No, Joe
I'm feeling a warehouse week
keep it a stack with you I'm feeling a dad gum warehouse week bro I am I'm
feeling a warehouse week just got to make sure the air going good when it
gets hot chat I don't know all no bro chat if I get hot or something I get so
mad
going outside and being hot in the issue but when I'm inside somewhere and I
get hot I'm like all right I'm mad I start itching I'm like dude
I hate being itchy too bro that's like the worst feeling ever being it she sucks I had
I had to quit taking,
y'all ever took beta aliney before?
Well I had to quit taking beta aliney
because every time I take it,
I feel like I was on fire and itching all over.
Are you kidding?
They all drugs.
That's not even close to a drug.
You can get it from Wal-Mart.
Cupcake has to die, Sandwich has to die.
You can go to Wal-Mart and get a pre-workout with betalining in it.
It's not drugs.
All meds are drugs.
It's not a medicine!
It's a supplement!
Man, I'm about to quit streaming this teach classes so y'all can be smarter bruh.
camera angles messing up does it look weird to y'all?
Flame.
You see how I knew where the next one was going to be?
Oh, Lord.
That's so much aura dude, that's so much aura out there dude.
That's crazy bro.
crazy aura of arm and roll. Oh my goodness that's so tough. Unbelievable risk, absolutely
no reward, but it's worth it if it hits.
Yeah. Yeah. But if it hits, you start or apartment.
Get rid of this cop cat!
PLEASE!
Why is nobody dying?
Is this about to be a finals with like 50 people in it?
What?
What?
What?
You're this many creatures?
This will be the craziest thing ever with this one, no joke it was.
A headstretch or a restructural final with 24 people in it?
Could you imagine?
Winnin' that!
23?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's one person, dude.
Not person.
Thing.
Being.
I just made a grave mistake.
AHHHHH!
It's Nornik-Halo again!
Wow!
This scrub just won.
Nordic Arrow just lost to Rusty Pillow 706.
Alright.
I got my win for the day, it don't matter, I'm back to two days in a row.
I do want to do literally the last game right here in the Nisbuki time, I don't want to
do one more Man Flare right now, one more.
more than a spooky thing. I gotta do one more. We are on two days in a row with a
dub though. There ain't no doubt about it. Chat some would say I'm back. Would you
agree that I'm back? Would you?
Yo, Madison Taylor with the 1000 bits W Madison Taylor with the 1000 bits. Hey
case you wish me happy birthday for the 30 year old. It had a little flare
to it for feeling generous because it's gonna be on all my socials and my
whole personality for at least a month. Yo, happy, happy birthday, Madison, Taylor, Lloyd.
Hope you have a good one. W Madison, Taylor, Chateau Madison, Taylor. Happy birthday for
the third year in a row. W Madison, Taylor, for real. Thank you. Happy birthday. Hope
I hope you have a good one.
What is this?
A message to my son Connor.
You forgot to shut the computer off and I can hear you watching upstairs.
Please put the phone away and go to bed.
There will be no Knott's Berry Farm this weekend or hanging out with Stephen.
You have a baseball game and need to show up energized and ready.
That is absolutely insane I bet I bet Connor's heart just sank to the floor
that's actually wild that is the craziest thing I've ever seen bro just sit
bits in my stream because he hears his son upstairs watching my stream that's
It's unreal, bro, gotta go to a baseball game!
Gya-ha-ha-ha, Lee!
You gotta be kidding me!
I'm insane, it's like, wait, oh, oh, oh!
I'm on the real dude, I'm on the real!
Hey, let Conor stay in the stream.
the stream.
Let him stay.
Bro, he's trying to watch the stream.
He don't go out there and hit a home run tomorrow because he's watching the stream.
You gotta let him watch.
Let him watch!
He ain't gonna be asleep after that anyway hearing that.
you don't cook he his heart probably beating a million-mile and I was like
yo what no good luck
oh lord Lerman's in here Gigi
Kill the robot now! It's been following me for two weeks. Kill it now! I do not care.
Get it out of here! As a matter of fact, I'll do it myself. You got me messed up.
I tried. I tried bad too.
I tried for real. Wow, Flippy died.
Oh Lord.
Did you check the item shop?
Yeah, Woody from Toy Story and Buzz Lightyear was in there.
Obviously nothing worth replacing the sandwich right now.
It would take something crazy for that.
It would literally take like a cup noodle skin or a Chris Redfield skin to replace the sandwich right now, and I would like to take something crazy.
Oh, I'm on will!
Yeah!
Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills!
go. Well, I ain't that something for my last game of the day. Blast ball. Ain't that something,
For my last game of the day, blast ball.
Ain't that something?
I'm killing the robot with an unrelenting force.
Almost got it's first try.
Let's look now.
Yeah.
Yeah, what do you...
It is what it is man.
R will what the five, China A it is what it is.
Look, it is what it is, Arnold with the 10, W. Arnold with the 10.
Chad, you can say I tried though, didn't I?
I tried.
You know, what screws us up the most in life is the picture in our heads of what we're
supposed to be.
You know what I mean?
I just made that up.
so 2026. Okay, so 2026. Spooky time! Episode 4, what a counterstole!
Arm one with another team Lock in!
We back in Annabelle's, baby, let's go!
Go!
Yeah!
Are you locked in chat Episode four of animals corner store if you haven't been here for any of the episodes so far
I'll give you a quick recap. We play as a character. His name is Adam
thick turd energy with another five gifted
We play as a character. His name is Adam. Something happened to him and his wife. We're not sure where his wife is, but he lost, he lost custody of his kid. Her name is Annabelle. So we were forced to get a job and get our life in order to get custody of his kid back. So here we are.
He got a job at Annabelle's corner store, and it's haunted, and there's demons all throughout.
But that's okay.
Day 9.
Another day, another dollar.
That's true, that.
Another day.
Cut that!
Yo devs.
Devs?
Why am I still having to adjust my sensitivity every time I open the game?
Why don't you stop
resetting
my sensitivity?
How much money do we got in the bank?
How much money I got? Am I hitting the casino? How much money I got?
Yeah, I can do that.
Alright, let's get ready to head to work. Let's eat us whatever this is.
Yummy.
Yummy.
We can have a drink before we go to work.
It's just one drink, might as well.
Let's do a dish, one dish.
We wash this same plate every day.
Let's take a quick shower and by that I mean let's wash our sleeves at the same shirt
we've been wearing for a week.
That's nasty.
Oh, that's nasty.
Yo, happy birthday, Mirsa, Mirsa, happy birthday, Mirsa, thank you, Chateau Mirsa, happy
birthday, Mirsa.
breast arts evening we'll head to work do that do I go to casino before I go to
work we got $22 there ain't much to lose we ain't got that much to lose chat
Let's be real here for a minute
Who takes to me
Okay, I know you're gonna keep chasing me that every day
I'm a hit the casino chance $10 limit
We only have $20. We don't have that much to lose. Let's just hit the casino real quick, $10 limit, two spins on bet Uranus. Let's do it.
We're doing it. I don't care what y'all say.
We're doing two spins on Bet Uranus right here.
Two of them. Two $5 spins.
Let's get it.
Be good to me today, Bet Uranus.
Be good to your boy today.
Okay, I got that spin back. That's fine. Let's hit it again.
Okay, we're still dead even right now. Dead even.
Oh my goodness we just hit for $25. I'm doing one spin on spin to see it and we're getting
out of here I shouldn't have done it I was I was I was dumb I shouldn't have done it
I said
We're still up though
We're still up we're up like five dollars
Oh, no, don't take me.
No!
No, I'm trying to leave.
Why are you dragging me back?
No!
No!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I got that spin back.
I got that spam back!
Oh my goodness!
Oh
We got eight dollars left anyway who cares
Yeah, y'all over here it's
weak. All I got is $8. Is it
really matter? I'm spending this
last $8 dog.
This is a scam, dude.
That's it, $2.
I need triple sevens dude.
We gotta go to work dude.
I'm not leaving.
I have two dollars.
You think I'm leaving with two dollars?
I'm either leaving and the two dollars is gone or I'm leaving with more.
You got me messed up.
You're gonna twig my two dollars.
There it is.
Annabelle needs a new parachute!
Well down to my last dollar this will make a good country song if I hit for
something right here. Down to my last dollar.
What you mean I got that money? I got a dollar.
What you mean I got enough money?
Okay.
This place is getting filthy.
Grab a mop and clean up.
I'm still on time for work.
That was bad right there dude.
Now I see the day shift has not cleaned at all whatsoever at all, any at all whatsoever
at all at all, any whatsoever expected that is.
At least they stopped everything that I ordered, or did they, let me check.
They didn't even stop.
They didn't even stock the boxes from outside.
Are you dead serious?
They left it out in the rain.
Really?
It's not rain!
I'm running, baby!
It's a free ride!
Oh, those are cigarettes.
Oh, we're about to be making
So much money, dude.
We selling cigarettes now?
Oh, man.
Oh, the amount of money we're about to be making, Chad.
I don't think you have an idea.
We're about to sell them Marlboro Rojos.
Beautiful.
Where do I put them at?
What do we put the cigarettes at?
Chad, what do we put the cigarettes at?
Ah!
There we go.
got some more just gonna bring us extra money in that we're not gonna burn at
the casino I'll be right with you one second man thank you
clean you'll watch how fast I put all these cigarettes in here watch this I'm
about to put all these cigarettes in here in like one second you ready watch
this plane
W Larry man
W Larry chat let me tell you that's my favorite co-worker
I hope everybody's having a beautiful day today.
Thank you so much for shopping with us.
I appreciate you.
That's going to run you $9.98.
Thank you, ma'am.
Have a good one.
How you doing?
You doing okay today?
I sure hope so.
All righty.
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom.
That's going to run you $9.90.
Have a good one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's gonna run you nine, nine, you have a good one, thank you!
How you doing, you doing okay?
I hope you found everything swell.
Do I interest you in some cigarettes by chance?
You don't smoke?
Are you looking to start?
Because we got some here.
If you wanna buy some, just let me know, they're right there.
What you want?
What is it?
Good evening, I didn't come here to scare you, I just wanted...
...familiar stranger.
I've known Sara for years, you know what, never mind, I wish your whole family the best.
Have a good one.
What's happening in my store right now?
Did the co-rat come back to life?
Oh my goodness, I done told you to stop acting up and I got passed the mark!
Moldy with the five.
Sorry about that, we have a co-rack that's possessed by a dean. I apologize.
Alrighty.
We offer you 12, 30, have a good one, thank you!
Raise the cigarette, Rice, is the way you might be right.
Let me do that real quick.
Wait, can I?
Hold on, I'm gonna come for you.
How you doing?
Oh no, it's you again.
She always talks to me, small talk,
I don't want no small talk.
What do you want to say this time?
If I don't eat some of the next five minutes the universe is gonna roll itself into a burrito of sadness
Yo, just give this give me the money
How you doing big dog?
Welcome to Annabelle's corner store. Hope you're having a beautiful day today
There we go what you want more parcel
Alright, what's your name?
Ryan Thomas.
Okay, he's good.
9-1-5-1, remember that.
Lord have mercy, I know you ain't stealing something right in front of me, sir!
I'm calling the police! Get out of here!
One second!
there it is there you are ryan
he's getting some cigarettes too oh he getting a whole bunch of stuff
ID bro what is happening the store stop with the buzzer grow up pack of
Cigarettes I got you right
How do I do the cigarettes
There is too much
Stop with the noises, bro. I'm just trying to do my job.
The lights are about to come off. Oh my goodness, bro.
Yeah!
Lights, come back.
There's no ways down.
Wait.
Yeah, I'm overstingulated right now. There's too much going on. Anyway, how you doing?
I like that jacket. You got a bunch of stuff, don't you, sir? That's gonna run you 18. What's
you want, man? So cheap I heard you stopped by our little funhouse. How did you like
the new decor at the casino? I hated it. I lost every dollar that I had there this
this morning have a good one how you doing sir hope you're having a good day
Thanks for shopping at Annabelle's corner store once again. That's gonna run you 11 14. Appreciate it
Hurry up, ma'am. I gotta clean the store y'all over here slow as Christmas
Gotta go clean the store
You better not know parcel either. Thank you
Sorry candy all right lock in the front fancy
I just finished the list.
Bro thinks he's, uh, uh, Adam Silverhand.
Or what's his name? Johnny Silverhand?
You ain't Johnny Silverhand, bud.
You gotta be fistin' me.
What's goin' on now?
Big doll. You really up in here, Steven.
What are you doing?
Upgrade them up. I did upgrade them up. It's upgrade. That's the sad part is that it still sucks after the upgrade
Well, there goes half my stamina swing in by accident
Why is the floor glowing has always done that excuse you big dog
It has always done that. Dude, there is so many footprints in your channel. You see the
mess. Where do we live that on a farm? I mean, no! Have mercy! Where's that noise?
Well, out of stamina. Love to see it swing in the broom, Adam. I'm out of
stamina. I need a coffee. I'm about to panic. I'll be right with y'all. I'm sorry.
I need three coffees right now. It is what it is. Just gotta get through the day here.
Top Gear Turd Cutter with the five gift, the legendary name.
Legendary name dude.
Top Gear Turd Cutter, man.
That is so clean.
Alright, three coffees will do right here.
All right, Lockheed and Chat, let's get through this shift.
So sorry for the delay, everybody.
I'm so sorry.
I had a lot to do.
I'm the only person that works here because the company doesn't want to spend no money.
You need a parcel, really?
Oliver Brown.
Okay.
All right.
Let me go grab it.
All right, let me go grab it
Yo best IT admin with the five. Thank you. There we go
Have a good what do you want now you want a pack of cigarettes
Wait 1990 that's 2005 buddy you're 15 years old
No, you can't do that.
Bro trying to, 15 years old, trying to buy-
Losing it in this dump.
Somebody said that's a rough 15.
Yeah, bro already works on the old rig.
Bro 15?
What's dude gonna look like when he's 30?
Bro, 15, looking like he's got a wife and kids!
What's going on? Is there a demon in the store? Yes, there is.
What can I get you, bro? Red cigarettes? I bet.
One second.
There's a demon in the store, man.
Oh my goodness! I hate it! Have a good one!
Let's keep him moving.
Please, with the fire!
Please, demon! Be gone!
The lights are about to go off again. I'm actually, I'm starting to work in itself, depends.
I cannot believe the lights are about to go off again. I cannot believe it.
Fuck! Get the fuck! Shit! Get the fuck! Fuck! It's coming right at me!
Yeah.
What am I hearing?
What am I hearing?
Blink.
It was different.
Doh.
That was that demon dog that we saw.
That was the demon dog that we saw.
That was the demon dog that we saw.
That was the demon dog that we saw.
That was that demon dog that we saw except it was a human.
So that's not a dog bro look it's got a human face.
Anyway, sorry about that.
Everybody always needs something.
Oh man, what do you want?
Cigarettes.
1986 to 2005.
How old is that chat?
19 came to it, but giving up giving the money for the rest of the stuff.
Thank you.
How you doing big dog?
All righty.
There we go.
1150.
No, you need a parcel.
Why does everybody need something?
What a day!
That was legal.
Oh well, but I did him a favor anyway.
Benjamin Cole.
All right.
85250.
85250.
I'm about to quit this job.
I'm about to quit this job and put my two weeks notice in.
What is going on now?
Hey, you're gonna have to get up out of here.
Sorry.
Ah!
Ah!
How you doing?
Hope you're having a great day today.
Green beanie day was yesterday, by the way, not today.
Get with the tines, Buster.
Have a good one.
Wait, we gotta do all of that, huh?
Wait, we gotta do all of that?
We gotta have $500 in our bank account.
We can't go to casino no more.
We gotta have 30 house quality relationship things.
Stop it.
There's another doodle.
Get out of here!
Social inquiry. Wait, what does that mean?
How am I supposed to get that up?
I talked to him at the start? Did that give me any?
GG we ain't never beaten this game. What you talking about? What? I was talking to you!
Alright what you want? Is that expired? Yeah that's expired. Sorry can't do it.
Have a good one.
How you doing big dog?
Clean. Clean.
Can I talk to you?
You want to pack the green cigarettes?
Okay.
1980.
You're good to go.
Hold up.
1980. I'll be right back.
You want the green cigarettes?
Most certainly.
Have yourself a beautiful day. Can you give me some social points? How many did I get?
How you doing?
You doing okay?
Resets you. Have a beautiful night. Our shift is almost over.
All right, let's go pick up some trash.
Oh, they got hit with their hands.
It's like one of you didn't get hit with an ass.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean. Clean. Clean. Clean. Do these garbage bags hold so many? Bro, the upgraded garbage
bag is goaded. It's still not full. Yes, I do run this place alone, unfortunately.
All right.
Is it all the trash I needed?
Yes, it is!
How you doing today? Hope you're having a beautiful day today.
I really do hope you're having a great day today.
What you want, man?
I'm about to ship out the inn in three minutes.
What you want?
You want some cigarettes? I can do that.
Something just went quiet.
The atmosphere just changed in here.
Something's not right.
is that right?
Chad, did it just get quiet to y'all?
Am I going crazy?
Something's different.
Something's different.
changed in my room.
No, something's different.
Something... it's more quiet.
Remember to buy groceries before you leave.
Can you still hear my fan?
I can't hear my thing.
Wait, yes I can.
I might be tweaking back.
You ever just be like sitting in your house and all the something all the sudden something feels like it changed
for no reason?
Huh.
Huh, perhaps I'm tweaking.
Let's order some stuff before we go.
What do we order?
We got $455.
Should I just order one of everything, chat lowkey, and make day shift, stock it?
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
one, one, one, one, one, one.
We're gonna make day shift, stock all of this.
All of it, I tell ya.
We're getting two in a case, oh no, I guess what you talking about.
farming the day shift oh trust me they deserve it chats like one of you are here when they
did what they did to me trust me day shift deserves every bit of it there we go beautiful
they're at the stock 30 items in the morning when they get to work let's call them and
Let him know the news.
All right.
Solid cleanup.
Leave it reasonably clean.
I can tell him that now.
Oh my goodness.
Let's go.
Stock everything that arrives.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Well, off to the house we go.
That wasn't a bad shift.
we've had worse shifts we have had worse is this for real what
dear sir this is Grimminsons legal associates I'm contacting you regarding
The documents recently filed by my client. Please confirm you've received the paperwork
That was him divorce papers that we got I didn't get no papers. I never saw any
That's actually not bad at all, wow.
Most of our money came from tips, that's crazy.
Chad, we gotta skip the casino this time, we got to, that was too bad.
Well, we're back home again.
Should we do more house upgrades or should we save?
Wait, where's my checklist at again?
okay let's do another self-improvement and get that knocked out y'all cool with
that self-improvement
let's do
What else is on the list that we need to do therapy house quality should we upgrade some
of the house chat?
Let's upgrade the crib real quick.
What else can we do though?
Should we put her a bed and stuff in her room?
Okay, she gets a bed, clean.
We'll get her a computer desk with no computer on it.
That's the best I can do right now.
There we go.
We still have $134.
Let's upgrade the walls again, level two upgrade.
upgrade level 2. There we go. Beautiful. Is there anything else that we can afford right now?
Should we get another stove chat? No we can't. Should we get another fridge?
Let's do fridge level 2 since we can afford it. Beautiful.
We could have spent that money gambling, but we didn't.
Oh, it's, oh!
Dude.
It's looking clean in here, what?
Dude!
It's barely recognizable.
That is crazy.
That ceiling is clean.
Wow, that looks clean.
Night 10.
Night 10, lock in.
Another day, another dollar, chat, you know what I mean?
Another day, another dollar.
Let's get ready to go to work.
Let's go.
Gotta go to Casino. Hey, look here. I got bad news for you.
Got real bad news for you.
Alright, let's head to work.
You could do one fighter.
We could just take the chance, just one fighter.
Y'all do that?
Might as well.
We only got $6.
That's actually a good investment.
Like, there's it's $6.
One fighter.
You never know.
this could turn all of our luck around right now a chat no joke
you have a problem yes but it's not the casino
one fiber we're not even losing anything dude
I need this now more than ever.
Okay, I can go again.
one with the guys
No point holding on to it.
We ain't losing anything you said? No, we're not losing anything. We had six dollars in our bank account. We're not losing anything.
it just sucks not to get nothing out of it that's great and we were worse off
yesterday we got more money than we did yesterday where'd the 200 go we spin it
all on the house upgrade so the 99% of our money was used for good truthfully
yo w day shift stocked up everything look at them they didn't clean all that
good but they stopped up everything let's clock in
W Larry man, that's my guy.
We clocking in.
Let's start by cleaning up real quick.
Y'all know the drill.
Y'all know the drill.
difficult part out first you want to know why chat because I'm in the whole
year of the month at this establishment and y'all know it good job buddy keep
swinging so we can so we can lose all of our stamina mopping the floor you're
so smart Adam Adam you're such a genius you're so smart Adam who just said I
I hope Larry gets cooked, your man.
Don't you ever talk about Larry like that.
Technically he already is cooked
because lobsters are only red when they're cooked, right?
I think so.
But he's still alive, so I don't know.
Bro's just red by default.
I know the feeling.
Excuse me buddy.
What, you got a pilot?
Yo, Infinite Wi-Fi with the 50 gifted solves, loin.
Give me some dubious for Infinite Wi-Fi.
Wicked up
50 gift it
No
All right
One more piece of trash and we're good on that sorry for the delay y'all I was busy doing cleaning and everything sorry about that
I appreciate y'all so much for being here, no chance for me to laugh. Thank you!
How y'all doing? Guys, can we... Guys!
I usually shop somewhere else. Why are you saying that in front of me? Is that an insult?
That's like going to McDonald's and
Intentionally drinking out of a Burger King cup while you're at the drive-thru window
Okay, stop. Don't do that
15-oh, thank you
Dude I swear have y'all ever done that before like you'll be scared like you'll be in a drive-thru
But you had something from somewhere else and you'd be scared pulling up like yo if these employees see like my taco bill cup
I want they're gonna get mad at me
Do that stupid but like bro, I'm telling you that'd be a real thought it's like
For what they get mad at me if they see my taco bill cut they're like, yo, we won't serve you because you went to taco bill
It's like, oh, okay
I don't think they can
What is going on in the store?
Off the coat rats back to life. I'll be right back
Sorry about that. What can I get you?
Good evening. You look as if a hundred small troubles have taken turns sitting on your shoulders.
True. You're right.
It's been, it's been rough for me recently. Wait, did I just get social points for that though?
Idea. That gave me three.
three. How you doing? Hope you're having a great day. What can I get you? You have a
pickup notice? Okay. Um, okay, everything was good here. 5868. Remember that chat? 5868.
5 8 6 8 5 8 6 8 right there claim
there you are what else do you need you
are a pack of cigarettes can I see your
ID all right you're good what you want
big dog what what color cigarettes you
want all you want the green beans got
you right here have yourself a good
one thank you so much cheeky soap
Peter with the 10 gift and wow I don't recommend doing that we are not
viable for you doing that over here at cheeky what can I get you ma'am I won't
take much of your time I'm just gonna hit all the positive like thumbs up
Right
All right, there we go
I did not
How you doing
Well, I just heard a disgusting
The way the powers
You gotta be
What you need
Gray cigarettes
I got you right here
Sadie Moore
Sadie Moore
Say no more
They know more.
Ah!
Ah!
Fire about to go off, by the way, in about five seconds, fire about to go off.
I hope you're prepared.
I just wanted to let you know before it happened, because usually it takes you a long time.
She can run as he's a track star!
She got a lot of energy!
Triangle, triangle, circle, circle, square, square!
Please!
Be gone, demon!
Anyway, what can I get you?
You want some cigarettes?
I got you right here, Sadie.
One moment.
You want the gray ones?
Boom.
Have a beautiful day.
Thank you!
You again?
I didn't change the music.
You come in here every day and it's always the same music.
You know I didn't change no music!
Oh, somebody do change the meter.
I'm going to hit the thumbs up option.
Was that the right option?
Is that real check?
Did I get anything from that?
Good, sure did.
How you doing, big dog?
All righty.
Got a bunch of stuff I see.
There we go. Clean. Have a good day.
Let me go pick up the last piece of trash real quick.
Have a good one.
Here you go.
Ah!
My bad, I'm so sorry you couldn't do that.
And you're acting a fool.
I mean, that little casino you're running over there,
Buster, has taken all my money in the past two days.
When are you gonna...
When are you gonna give me a discount huh excuse me
Don't even talk about the casino bro. Don't even talk about it. I already know you're gonna want to talk about it
You're talking about it
He keeps trying to make me go to the kissing big dog I can't grab that
I said how you do it.
That's what I thought.
Here's this dude again, back at Heathrow, if you ain't tough, bud.
to parcel what you want. Bentley cold. I got you right here.
Pass out.
I got you right here.
Bentley Cole.
Alright.
6881.
6881.
Right there.
There you go, Bentley. Have a good day.
How you doing, sir? You think you tough?
You ain't tough. I'm the only tough guy around here, bud.
There you are. Hey, you wanna play a riddle?
Don't worry, there's no wrong answer. Sure.
bad feelings maybe I have no idea wait I count each debt I keep the score I
always come back wanting more what am I the bank
Okay, he never told me what it was.
Thank you.
I'm gonna steal him something right now.
I'll be right back.
Hey!
You need to get out of here right now.
You hear me?
You stealing something too, bud?
Oh, never mind.
Oh, never mind. My bad.
How you doing?
You having a good day?
I knew you was up to something. I knew it. Two shoplifters in the store at the same time.
My bad.
997. Thank you. Let me see what the social score is at now. Chat, it's at zero. We got
it out of the negatives, baby. Let's go. Oh my goodness, the power's about to go out
Oh
Ladies and gentlemen of Annabelle's corner store
I just want y'all to know that in about five seconds the entire building's power supply
No harm was done.
No harm was done.
Yep.
Did you just do it? No, I did not.
I said,
I said,
What's going on now?
What's happening?
Who crying?
Sorry, sir.
Sorry about the delay!
What's that shushy?
What is that?
Soft labor, nothing feels real.
Okay?
Why is there always something going on?
You really want to parcel?
Oh
Three one nine three one nine three seven there we go
What do you want now
1984 to 2005 what is that age what is that age chat 1984 to 2005 21 okay you're
start smoking at 21 huh? All righty. Have a good one. Could be worse though, my granny
started smoking at 12. Still going strong to this day. Have a good one, man. Thank you.
is happening now. Another data.
I don't know why you're like that is crazy. If y'all talk to a lot of
old people, a lot of them started smoking when I was like 12. No
joke.
It is way more common than you think it is.
Look at all the footsteps. I believe that for days. You got me
messed up.
Real but wow, yeah bro, imagine being 12 you'll hear a baron's cigarette.
What you do?
Thanks you have a good one.
My dad started at ten.
That is...
What do you mean?
Here, somebody's about to say,
Yeah, I started smoking at three.
I
Can already tell yeah, there we go my dad started at five I knew it
All right, autumn Scott
Wait, this is like expiring today, but I guess it's fine eight seven eight zero. I can do that
Eight seven eight zero
Yeah, man, I started smoking I was five months old buddy
I ain't been able to put them down since.
I saw some of them old-timers be acting like.
I swear.
Thank you.
Man, I came out the wound, Smokin.
They didn't give me no pacifier when I was born.
They said, here you go. Here's a cigarette.
first thing I need a round of bones to see you read also required by me okay
what you want Charlie Richards that is not the same bit buster can't do it
I'll do the amount of second hand smoke I probably got the loans like a 10 year
Smoker no joke. Anyway what's you want? Medium box? I couldn't do it. I don't I don't have it. Sorry.
Have a good one.
Yup.
Explained for coughing that has nothing to do with it.
I cough a lot because I'm an athlete. I use my lungs to do the average person.
What's your parents and the other family?
None of them are my parents, Moe.
Everybody else, though, like extended family, my grandma ain't Judy, of course, and aunts
and uncles all get a smoke smoking R. R. P. A. Judy. Man, my shift at the end, hurry up man.
Brand of choice. All I knew is they had them cigarettes on deck, buddy. Let me tell you.
me let me tell you. They had them cigarettes. I swear. I swear they did. How you doing?
It was looking tough sir my my my shift ends in five minutes here
Well, you got lucky last customer have a good
There we go
I've been working for two weeks. I know the order stop
I'm ordering one of everything again.
What?
There's, there's, there's no stop!
Yo, random success with the 50 gift and give me some dubious for random success.
Success with the 50 gifted. Oh my goodness
Again, I'm gonna wait on the tier two stuff or the tier three stuff chat W random success
Now some tier three stuff with the
What is that peanut brand?
Well, I feel bad for the day shift again.
Guess what day shift?
You already know what time it is.
Solid cleanup and then stop every time.
Beautiful.
Chad, are you ready for day three of Redfield's rentals when we go home, man?
now yesterday's episodes of the episode of redfields rentals went beautifully I'm
not gonna lie it did it went absolutely beautiful it went beautifully let me tell
you
you see no now we got a chill on the
I promise myself I would never pick you again, but you're actually me no choice.
I know what your situation is and I know your treatment isn't going well, but I do not care anymore.
I will do everything I can to take our daughter with me. We're done.
Kill the marketer, I guess.
that's a good day at work though that is that's actually our best day at work what
does happen yeah that was a telemarketer I think yeah right
telemarketer dude the crib looks so much better now chat tell me it don't that
That sealant really sets it off.
It sets it off.
I just saw the dumbest chat of the night,
actually unbelievably dumb.
Play more indie games.
What on this planet earth do you think this is?
Everything I play is an indie game, aside from Fall Guys.
Literally my bread and butter, if you've got it on YouTube channel for the past three
years it's been nothing but indie games.
What do you think this is?
A triple A walk star produced game?
What's happening? Is this normal?
What's happening?
Look like Bro Levitate.
What just happened?
If something just happened, everything looks normal.
Bro ascended.
Bro was floated into the ceiling or something.
Chat locked in.
You already know what time it is.
Episode three of Redfield's rentals yesterday went good.
It went really good.
We made a lot of money.
I thought we was going to hire an employee yesterday at Redfield's rentals, but they
they want wound up never showing up. So I don't think I want to sell that movie. So maybe
we'll hire an employee today. I don't know. We got adult films. No, we don't lock in.
It's time!
Lock it in, baby!
It's time!
What do they say?
What do they say?
What do they say?
Let me get some more ice to my drink real quick.
Who else has a good feeling for Redfield's Reynolds Episode 3?
I feel like we're going to make some money today.
Before too long, we're going to be the next blockbuster except we're going to keep selling
VHS tapes until the year 2050. We are the next blockbusters. Yeah, you heard me. Call me.
I made that. All right. So Redfield's rentals are current
net worth is $253. We have 65 movies in stock. We read this last night. So if you were not
here yesterday, on yesterday's episode of Redfields Wrinkles, we a new movie came out
called 13 bodies and it was a smash hit. Every single copy of 13 bodies, I'm pretty
sure got rented. Now, all except for one and we met a guy in our back alley behind our store who
was selling movies like this. I don't really know what this is about. Um, but we met a guy in the
back alley who was selling like bootleg movies and stuff and we bought them. So we're going to see
how they sell. Who is calling the phone? I just got to work. Hello, this is Redfield
Riddles. Blue goose with the five. Okay, this is a life and death situation. I need you
to reserve 13 bodies for me. I'll be there today. Okay, we have one 13 bodies copy available.
They got lucky, not gonna lie, they got lucky.
This is the last copy of 13 bodies we got.
Congratulations.
We really don't have the money to stop up more movies,
but we got quite a bit right now,
so we should be good, right?
I think we're just good to open.
Oh, I got returned, hold up.
Beautiful.
Oh, all the 13 bodies are getting returned.
I wonder if the reviews are good.
So they returned both of my ultra wares.
Dance with the five.
Chat both of the ultra wares got returned.
Now the question is, did they lose any value?
Let me look.
They did not lose any value, beautiful.
You'll love to see it.
Chat, y'all remember the talking to,
y'all remember talking to them last night,
tell them they better return my movie.
The last two people that bought the ultra rare version of 13 bodies last night, I was tripping on them. I'm not gonna lie today.
Y'all better bring my movie back. There's gonna be problems.
Okay.
Okay, let's put the two ultra rares like over here side by side. You know what I mean?
Both of those. I hope nobody rents them because I'm scared they're not gonna bring them back. You know what I mean?
If you save the ultra rare ones, you can display them in a display case later.
But can you sell them?
I mean, I know you can sell movies because that's all like a sale thing, but you know,
grace with the thousand bits.
Hey, case of my 31st birthday, I'm still laid up on the couch, but Leo's holding
the fort down and I couldn't be a better wife.
She got another shout out from you or could you get another shout out from me for all
she's done and continues to do for me. Yo, shout out Leo. W Leo, man. Chat W Leo for real.
Appreciate you, Grace. Thank you, W Leo. All right, let's go. Chat again, our customers are so good
because we rarely have one that needs to be rewound. Our c-
Some customers return their rentals in a broken state.
Unfortunately, damaged movies must be thrown in the trash.
The system automatically adds a broken feed to the customer's membership.
I swear to you, if one of my ultra rares got returned broken, whenever that person came
in and I saw their account was flagged, they would be dead in here.
So devs, seriously there needs to be an ability to hit people in this game.
I don't know if y'all have seen me play this yet, but take my advice.
I know what makes a good simulator game.
Make it to where you can hit people or whatever, like seriously.
What movie got broken?
The Merchant's Last Heartbeat.
Unbelievable.
Where's the dumpster at bro?
our first broken VHS at Redfield's Reynolds. Goodbye, the merchants last heartbeat. Our first
broken return. That's just part of running a business though, Chad. You know what I mean?
Like, sometimes stuff happens, it is what it is. But for the most part, our customers
are great. It's my reserve that one. We got two reservations for 13 bodies. 13
bodies is a smash hit. All right. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom!
Shelves are packed full. We ready to open up? Try to look at anything real quick.
Let me look at the calendar real quick. What's going on today? Nothing
going on today so we're good.
All right, we ready to open chat?
Oh, slushy machine?
Where?
Dude, look at the arcade machines grow.
What else can we get?
Television?
We can do clearance sales, too.
Call Bob's repair services to fix the machine behind the check out counter.
Once repaired you can use it during check out.
Should we do this now?
Is it worth the 50 right now you think?
Yeah.
Oh, business is about to be booming.
Let me let the public know.
Oh, dude, we got cherry, blueberry, we got, we got lime, grape, and orange.
Ladies and gentlemen, I just want everybody to know that starting today, Redfields Reynolds
is serving slushies as well with your movies.
So make sure y'all stop by Redfields.
Now there's absolutely no way they put Jiggle Physics in this game, dude.
Y'all remember they did that with Granny, the realistic Granny?
Wow.
Now, you just noticed that?
Yes, I just noticed it.
Lord have mercy.
Let's open up.
Lock in.
Change the TV channel, can you?
You can have a TV, you can have a TV,
you can have the TV playing during the day.
What should we put in there?
Should we play 13 bodies?
What else can you do?
Hmm.
Is there an audio button?
What is that?
I'm not putting in that movie, stop!
Let's put it on that how y'all doing today scroll wheel
Let's put it on like on chat that's on the odds right there dude look at that oh dude
that's on beyond right there how y'all do a welcome to redfields rental sorry about
You ordered 13 bodies. That's gonna be $3 for your change. Sir. Have a good one. Thank you so much. Chat. Look at many customers in here. Business is booming. How you doing? Oh, you, you, you reservated 13 bodies. I can get that for you right here. Have a good one. Thank you so much. How you doing, ma'am? I see that you got the told stool and you also got the devil's door. That's $2 for your change. Have a beautiful night.
Thank you so much. How you doing big dog? You doing good? I see that you got officer bloodbath
You got a late fee now don't make that face at me dude you got a late fee that's gonna run you two extra dollars
Oh Dylan I was late with my return. I wasn't around much last week at $2 fee is not the end of the world
You know what you're not complaining about it, and you're not being rude you wasn't around much last week
No, you got me messed up. Sorry, bro. No, I just opened this business look
I gotta put food on the table big my wife says she gonna leave me and take the kids if I'll make no money out this business
I gotta do it. I gotta do it. We're a fresh business up in here. Have a good one. I'll do my bad
How you doing, sir?
What's up with that cowboy hat?
You think he tough?
You got the farmer killer?
Cash, you will die.
And you got the Spellbook Freak Show.
$3 for your change. I'll be right back.
I got a phone call.
Redfield's riddles!
I don't know how to do that.
Any chance you can hold 13 bodies for me?
I'll swing by today. Sure.
I'll reserve a 13 body real quick.
13 bodies right here.
What's going on? What's happening? What have I done? Oh, it's auto reserved. Okay, there
we go. How you doing? Sorry, are you doing all right? What can I get you? The dentist?
You look here. You look here, Buster. That right there was an ultra rare and it's
vintage old movie. It's worth more than the others. You can tell by the cover. If you return this
thing broken or think you're gonna steal it, there's gonna be severe consequences. You understand me?
You better bring it back tomorrow. Put the other one back.
One fifty. Have a good one. Thank you so much. Was there another one that was larger?
where?
where?
there should be two reserves? I don't know what I did with it.
oh lord, this is bad business practices!
I can't do it now, it is what it is.
or can I reserve it?
oh, there it is.
Oh my god, one.
How you doing, sir? What can I get you today?
Jackson, I'm looking for something new. Do you have any new release movies to recommend? I sure do, Jackson.
I can get you with 13 bodies right here.
Can I get some music playing? Where is my music in the store?
What's up, bud?
Okay, you got a deranged killer and his fast food, and you got the devil's bread.
Oh you want a slushie? This is our first person that wants a slushie.
Alright sir, what flavor do you want? I can't tell you what...
What is that? Multiple? You want all the flavors?
I'm gonna have to charge you extra for that sir, I'm not gonna lie.
Is that all the flavors?
Oh, that looks good!
Good there you are sir. Thank you so much for shopping at Redfield's rentals today. That's gonna be 875 for you change a
75 have a good day. Thank you so much
How you doing, man? What can I get you today?
All right, I see that you have the sorcerer's last melody
Squeezing Lord
and thirteen bodies have a good one ma'am what's gonna be dog
yo Gabriel you got some nerve walking in here like that
how do you got enough nerve to walk in here and ask that I'll see what I can
for you Gabriel hold up big dog I know you about the grip okay I'll give them
who ordered the hot soup was hard there you go Gabriel
how you doing sir they're little perfect sunset exact change thank you so
You think you cool, don't you?
You got you a cowboy hat on.
What you got? 13?
You just bought the reserve 13 bodies.
Oh wait, did I give him the reserve 13 bodies?
Did I give it to him?
$5.50 for your change.
Have a good one, sir.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, big dog?
What you got here?
Dead bandit campground.
I'm gonna give you a ground
exact change. Thank you so
much. Have a beautiful day.
Thank you for shopping at
Grand Theos Real's. Yeah, no,
don't know. Don't you smile
at me like that? Oh my
goodness. $14 for your change,
Gabriel.
You better. Hey, Gabriel, I'm
Boom, boom, 13 bodies.
13 bodies ain't popping off as much as it was yesterday, but it's still good, five dollars.
Thank you.
Okay, what can I get you, sir?
I reserved a copy of 13 bodies.
Do you have it for me?
Oh, you're lucky.
I thought I accidentally sold it.
There you go, sir.
Thank you so much.
Go ahead and grab you whatever else you want.
We're closing.
I was 10.
Bro second guest he came to what bro is indecisive
Just pick you up sir. Just pick out a movie. It's 10 p.m. I
I appreciate the business dude but come on it's after hours up in here you are slushy
to his tent there you go sir don't you ever do this again after hours you hear me
I have a good day. Thank you so
much. Slushy at 10 PM. L. O. L.
Buddy, I've done that before.
What you talking about? I was
just aggravating me because you
know, he's making me stay late.
That was a good shift right
there. 27 movies rented 19
returned. 13 customers today.
We fell off. $127.
Yeah, we fell off redfields Reynolds is going nowhere fast
We unlock the sci-fi genre
Beautiful
Oh, yeah, gotta do flyers some of the day dude, I needed to pull you where does that dude that called saying he needs a job
Let's do returns before we open up because the movie selection is getting low here.
All right, boom, boom, boom, again, chat, W customers, 90% of movies that get returned
are already rewound except for that one, but it's fine.
Oh, level six for employees?
Okay, I got it.
There we go.
All right, one more.
Boom.
the rest of them. We're about to open in a minute. Quit rushing me, dude. Shoot! Shoot!
Yeah, that's what I thought. Don't stare through my window while I'm doing my early
morning preparations. They got me messed up rushing me. There we go, 13 bodies.
There we go. Clean. Clean. Clean. Yeah, we need to hire somebody for this chat.
You cut that TV off!
Time to hear that dude!
AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Every five minutes!
Now it's awkward in here!
Oh, my super rare got returned.
It's in good condition, too.
Beautiful.
Chad, it's crazy.
Nobody rented the two rare 13 bodies yesterday.
All right, let's get the rest of the returns here before we open so we're not like all
rushing everything doing stuff.
Oops.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
They have a guy that said well mating call.
What you talking about buddy?
All right.
Do we just open up or do we spend some money?
Do we do some upgrades?
Yeah, should we do some upgrades?
We ain't got hardly no money though.
It's Thursdays which means which means the bootleg movie guy is going to meet us in the
back alley after hours.
Catalan, what else can we do to stations, can't do that yet, can't do that.
We can do decorations.
I fear I'm not wasting money on this right now.
That UFO is so clean.
Oh man.
I'm not spending $40 on it right now though.
Let's order another shelf.
We have no money, dog.
Chat, we have no money.
Dude, we still have that.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Should we order a random- Wait, there's a free bundle?
Where?
We just got a free bundle.
That's beautiful.
Oh man, that is beautiful.
You can't beat free!
Well, that's not free.
have to have another shelf. I fear that it's not free. We gotta buy a shelf. $100 one.
Okay, let's put these back here. I'll come grab them in a minute. Please don't fall.
What am I doing? Why does that look like that? Oh, this one's further off the wall.
What?
It was like that the whole time chat. I had no idea. Dude, on the other side, wait,
that would look better for right now, wouldn't it? That would look way better
right now that is clean right there I don't care what nobody says that is clean grab these
movies again there we go breakfast space flight all right beautiful let's take the one science
This rack is sci-fi
Another day another dollar chat lock in
Lock in
Well pass out flyers
Ladies and gentlemen, we have the new smash hit 13 bodies in store. You ain't got time for this
What else are you walking around at 8 27 a.m. On a Thursday? You ain't got time for it
How you doing ma'am? Welcome to Redfield's Reynolds. Would you like to have a movie today? No thanks or running late? Okay, whatever
How you doing? You're gonna come shopping Redfield's Reynolds and look for a movie? Okay, thank you so much Redfield's Reynolds were open
Forget you toadie
Here comes shop at Redfield's Reynolds, sir
Oh, W man's right there. Thank you. Lock in. Oh my goodness. Good goodness. Business is booming. 13 bodies. That's a smash hit. $3. Have yourself a good one. Thank you so much. How you doing big dog? I like that shirt. That ain't clean. 13 bodies. $3 for your change. Have yourself a beautiful day. Thank you so much for shopping at Redfield Realz. How you doing, man? 13 bodies is popping.
exact change. Wait, what? Oh, you want $13 for your change? Alright, have a good one.
Thank you so much. Oh, you got one of the new sci-fi movies? My Bunnett School. Okay,
I see you in one of the new sci-fi movies, Treasure at Lightspeed. $5 for your change.
Have a beautiful night. Yes, ma'am, you need some help? You look for something new?
movie of a new movie? Yes, we do. We got 13 bodies in stock.
Oh, I was about to say I didn't want to have to give her the
super rare one. There you go, man. 13 bodies. How you do?
You better let nothing happen to this. Okay. Nothing can
happen to this.
You better return it tomorrow, I'm so serious.
Handle it with latex gloves.
Don't rewind and I'll do it myself and I want you to mess it up.
When you take it out of the package, do it with latex gloves.
Do not eat around it.
Don't do nothing.
When you pop the movie in, put the case in the other room.
How you doing bud?
How you doing bud 13 bodies three dollars for your change have a good one
How you doing big dog
Would you buy the farmer killer heard? That's a good one one dollar for your change have a good one. Oh
I gotta do returns who's calling me
13 bodies
You've got two 13 bodies. Why why would you need that?
Are you scalping? I?
I got my eye on you!
What you want?
Blade?
My cat just died!
Do you have a-
What?
What?
I'm not laughing at that, that's horny.
I'll get you a drama movie man, I'll get you something more fun to do.
What?
What?
What?
Why did she just come in here and drama dump on me?
Oh, I'm not laughing at that, that's horny.
I'll get you a drama movie man. I'll get you something. Hold on. I'll be right back
Redfield's running
All right, you sort of the possessed yacht. Oh look
The possessed yacht
Okay, let's get her a drama movie. She wants something since her cat just died
Drama movie. What would be good drama?
I think the depressed body port would help her out here you go man. I'm so sorry about
you. You have a good day. Thank you. How you doing? Sorry you doing alright today? There
we go stalking family as well. You are slushy, great slushy. I got you right here big doll.
slushy coming right up. There we go. Appreciate you. That's going to run you
11 25 375. Did you change? Have a good one. Thank you. How you doing, man? You're
doing okay today? Okay, three movies. I see you. There we go. That's the one you
11 50 850. Did you change? Thank you so much. Have a good one. Please organize
the movies. If you think that I have anywhere close enough time to do that, you are smoking
drugs unknown to human man. Anyway, sorry about that, sir. $11, $4 for your change. Thank
you so much. When I get an employee event, yes. But right now we're barely making it.
Look at this. This place is as big as a closet.
Don't you switch don't you brush me some awesome her don't you do that?
I'll be with you what I can be with you
Sorry about your cat down again, I'm sorry
You know what I'm gonna give you an extra dollar just cuz you can
Okay. You have a good one. That's messed up. That's a little much like that.
That doll ain't doing nothing, my bad. I thought I'd do a high gesture. Redfield's Reynolds.
Okay, I'll get you that Reservated. Thank you.
There we go. We got three reservations right.
There we go. What can I get you to go? You got the possessed yacht? Okay. We have that
reservated right here. Possessed yacht. There you go, sir.
You'll be back here in a little bit. You got some good ones today? All right, bet. I'll
be back here in a little bit. How you doing? All righty. My monster at school. $16
change. Have a good one. Thank you. Hurry up, man. It's 948. There you go. Ladies and
gentlemen of Redfield's Reynolds, I just want y'all to know we're about to be closing
up literally any second now. Okay. So, uh, get get you stuff and get up out of here
with all due respect. Alrighty. There we go. Two movies. Thank you so much, sir. 250.
you right there. Have a good
the forklift out back. Wait,
there's a forklift out back.
How you doing? Sorry. You're
doing good. Alright. Oh, three
movies. I see you. That's going
to run you $16 score for your
change. Have a good one. Thank
you so much.
You got the stuff?
Yep.
Anybody out here, right?
What you got?
Framing hot keg?
order the Haruza what y'all don't think that movie is real that looks like it's
based off that other movie I think that's a fake movie bro
So I get this who go by this?
Are these worth?
It's a series?
Wow, that's not good ratings Wow, that's not good ratings who
Yo, he's got some good movies back here.
I'll grab this one, too. What's the ratings on this one?
All right.
Hey, dude, get a better selection Tuesday.
I think this was kind of mid-day.
All right, worth.
Worth.
Don't you think, Chad?
I feel like they're gonna sell
like the other one sold, I think.
No, in bed with the milk it didn't sell.
Neither did this one.
We need to get those out of here.
That one makes me uncomfortable.
Yo, this one right here, I think it's a one star.
In bed with the milk is half of a star.
What is leaving up already paid for him surely somebody?
How long have you been in here?
I am so sorry.
The Spellbook Freak Show.
Okay.
Here you go.
Hey, don't do no more shopping though.
I've been here for like two hours over time.
Just get this and get up out of here.
Don't you dare go look for little movies.
Thank you so much for s-
You good now?
You done now?
Ma'am are we serious?
You good now?
It's 12 AM!
It's 12 a.m. We're close to hours ago.
Wow, I think you're the first person I've seen get four movies.
That's crazy.
A killer music in our home, the fisherman under the bed, what remains of the spirit in the
reserve?
You got some nerve.
Oh my goodness.
You are testing my patience.
Unbelievable.
Unreal.
Fifteen fifty.
You have a blessed night, ma'am.
Hey, that's our best day yet, though.
34 movies rented, 25 returned.
I didn't do the returns.
$165, total 172.
Is that our biggest day yet?
think it is. I think it is our biggest day yet. We're almost halfway to level 4 chat. Let's go.
A festival! All business is going to be booming because everybody's going to be in the square
and my movie theater or my place is right here. Business is about to be booming!
Oh, dude, it's of all man. Oh, man. Let me see what that means on the calendar. What does that mean?
80% drama movie rentals and 25% chocolate bar purchases. I don't have chocolate bars, but
so dramas are going to be flying off the shelf today.
I feel like we're not making
a money every single day that
we open up. I feel like I'm
around around $300. We need to
just save for a day.
We need to just save for a day.
I feel like Redfield's rentals
is not making money.
Like sure we're getting a lot of
customers, but I feel like the
money is just not there.
I feel like we're not making
money. I feel like we're
making money. I feel like
but I feel like the money's just not there. We're going to lose the business.
Chad, who wants to buy the business for 25 bucks?
All right. So, I call them. I hope it's good news. I hope it's like the bank
tell them that you went alone with no interest. Okay, 13 bodies ultra rare got returned. We're good.
All right, let's go. Let's go put these up right here. Let me go see who's calling.
Why you calling me we ain't even open yet?
Refuse rails.
Hi, I kicked my ex out and he left his stupid movie collection behind.
If you want it, I'll dump it in the dropbox box.
Oh my goodness, that means a lot.
Thank you so much.
The undead explosive.
The sculpture in Tim's room.
Three movies.
I mean, they're free.
I can't complain.
She was over here making a sound like she was gonna drop off a whole box full of them.
I mean, it's alright.
Free is free, I guess.
Alright, let's get these scanned up.
I think 13 bodies is still gonna be all the other ultra rare 13 bodies is back chat.
We're good.
What?
What is happening?
Chad, what was that noise?
Oh, a late fee.
Okay, a late fee.
I just saw a wall of people try to type late fee and they were all flagged as red because
you can't type late.
Appreciate you all know I saw it y'all couldn't see it but I saw it I didn't even see that.
Chat for the most part.
for the most part. I think our customers are voted. Wouldn't you agree? Wow. Who ordered
the hot superstar made it back? All right. Oh, that one needs rewound. There we go.
Clean. Dude, we had a lot of returns, bro. Another late fee. We're collecting money
all these late these chat ain't it beautiful tell me it ain't just beautiful collecting all these late
these there we go boom we're ready to open now right i think we are
buy shelves now we have to save up for a day we're not making any money we haven't been out of the
300s once I don't think lock in let's open up let's do some flyers ladies and
gentlemen I know there's a festival going on but what better day for a movie
than today forget you to do it
how you doing how y'all doing all y'all returning movies you want to come to
Redfields Reynolds about a movie of course you don't why does nobody want
to buy a movie do you want to buy a movie thank you do you want to buy a
movie? I'm so sorry they don't edit you. Do you want to buy a movie? Of course not, but I don't want to buy a movie!
Hey, move it. Move it. Thank you ma'am. Oh my goodness, business is booming. Look at
all these people 13 bodies I got you right here big oh $13 for your change have a beautiful
day thank you so much how you do a man what can I get you 13 bodies dropping on the town
$7 exact change thank you so much how can I help you big oh you reserve the bun at school okay
I got you right here. My bun at school. There you go. How you doing, man? Boom. Chat, it is getting crowded in here, huh? This is bad.
Oh, lord, this is bad. I mean, it's good, but we're suffering from success.
really
zero dollars thank you so much
how you doing?
the sorcerer's last melody? you just got the ultra rare version of 13 bodies you better return it in one piece or you will be one of the 13 bodies
twelve dollars
Have a good one, thank you so much.
How you doing, sir?
You got the ultra rare version of 13 bodies,
too, you better return it.
do sir let me see what I can find you real quick there's one right there the
skull covered in blood let me grab that it's got a good critic with you too there
you go sir how you doing big dog red captain juice the bridge beyond the the
chest 13 bodies that's gonna run you 15 bucks big dog five for your change have
a good how you doing welcome to redfields when I was up so you got
three movies in there. All right. Dr. Bubblegum, the Bubblegum love affair. My
bun at school. That's gonna run you 12 bucks, big doll. $3 for your change. Have
a good one. How you doing, ma'am? You doing okay? I like that hat. There we go.
Two movies, 11 bucks. Exact change. Thank you so much. Have a good one. How
you doing, ma'am? What can I get you today? Oh my goodness. Is that what I
think it was ma'am is that what I think it was ma'am don't tell me that's what I think it was
ma'am you are the first person to buy that I can't believe it
yeah just a pre-warning that this movie has half of the star rating
$10. Have a good one. Thank you.
What's good big doll? Alright, got you right there. $4. $1 for your change. Have a good one.
How you doing, sir? Alrighty, we got you right here.
You want a slushie?
All right, orange slushie.
I got you right here with an orange slushie.
Orange slushie coming right up.
There you go, sir.
Thank you for shopping in Redfields,
where I was going to run you $15.25.
$4.75 for your change.
Have a beautiful day.
Is that Waldo in the building?
I found him!
Oh, you ain't going nowhere.
Excuse me.
I like that shirt that shirt it's so your whole fits clean man
Hey, I'm a...
How you doing?
Hey.
Did you really get Squeezy Lord?
Are you serious?
I ain't judging.
Hey, everybody, she just got Squeezy Lord.
She just went and Squeezy Lord.
That's funny, ain't it?
That's crazy.
I'm so sorry, my bad.
I'm so sorry.
Seven dollars.
You have a good night, man.
Thank you.
Yo Ross with the file. How you doing? Thirteen bodies got you right here. $4 for
your change. Thank you. How you doing, man? Dr. Lane's chosen PC lonely
clinical. That is so clean. 1250 for your change. Have a good one. Thank you.
Waldo let me find out what did you buy? The neighborhood elephant stalker and
the undead explosive. Alright Waldo have a good one. What can I get you ma'am?
Alright Tiger I'm in the mood for an adult movie give me something spicy.
Don't you dare walk in here talk about some all right tiger give me an adult
movie.
People buying them adult movies today I'll see what I got give me a second. I don't
think we got an adult movie ma'am I'm alive. Ma'am I'm sorry we don't have
and stop. No. Ma'am, we ain't got no adult movies at stop. Can you imagine how it bears?
Dude, can you imagine how it bears?
Whole shop full of people in the store all return around to talk about, Ma'am, we ain't got no adult...
Dude, you wouldn't have no option but to sprint out of there, brah.
You would just have to run out of there, dude.
Could you imagine?
Bro.
Well, y'all said there was one in the top left.
Ma'am, good news.
We do have an adult movie.
I don't be judging. I bet you got one of them too, don't you?
Ma'am, we do have one more adult movie in stock. I ain't gonna tell you. We got one more adult movie in stock.
It's called Who Ordered the Hot Rooster?
Yeah, thank you.
How you doing, big dog? You alrighty?
They cough and drop out?
Basement Fisherman Torture?
Alright.
Three fifty-three to change. Have a beautiful day. Thank you.
What's good, bud?
I am hearing it.
Why?
Oh, yeah, because it's the festival tonight.
Okay, my man.
So sorry about that, y'all.
I had to step out and look at the fireworks.
$16 for your change, big doll.
Have a good one.
Thank you so much for shopping with us today.
How you doing?
The simple plan, I got you right here.
That's gonna be $350, ma'am, a dollar and 50 cents.
You have yourself a good one.
Thank you.
How you doing?
13 bodies and stalking family.
That's gonna run you $11, $9 for your change.
I got you right here. Have a good one, man. Thank you so much.
I know you did not want- Don't smile at me like that!
There ain't no way you walkin' here bought an adult movie in that fit!
You're here to everybody?
Well, she got one too, so she can't be judging.
Dude, this dude got an adult movie in this shit.
The worst one at that.
This dude got two adult movies.
Sir, welcome to the wall of fame.
We memorized one for the Lifetime customers.
in Redfields Reynolds. So you're going to be immortalized on the wall of fame. Let me take a quick
picture of you. You are the first customer to order two adult movies in one night. Say cheese.
There you go. We're going to put you on the wall of fame. First ever customer at Redfields Reynolds
to get two adult movies in one night. All right man. Got you right here. That's going to run
you $16 oh you want to everything slushy with it okay I'ma double it up for you
there you go but that's gonna run you 19 25 75 cents for your change have a
How you doing, man, wow for movie night, huh?
I see you.
Are you the one that I gave the, yeah, I did.
All right, man.
Let's go run you 1750 exact change.
You have yourself a good night.
Let's go big dog, last customer tonight.
What you got?
Letting our cup dough.
That's going to run you $4 right there, sir.
$1 for your change.
You have yourself a beautiful night.
Thank you for shopping at Redfield's Reynolds.
that we are finally above the $300 range. We have $585 now. Oh my goodness, business
is booming and I must say this festival helped us out. We are almost at $600. 47 rentals,
that was a $238 day. That was by far our best day. Every shift is being better by
the day. Redfields Rentals is the next blockbuster and tomorrow was going to be another event too.
That's beautiful right there. You love to see it. W episode. Great stream chat. I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the get this
subs. Don't know if it's follows the course. I appreciate y'all for this handout. Hey,
don't have to go rest y'alls night. Have a good day tomorrow when I'll see y'all tomorrow
and tell them I love you, all right?
Peace out y'all.
Guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh.
Ah!