You got him?
What was that?
Type one you can hear me.
What was that?
We good?
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Cheers.
Oh.
Yo.
What's going on?
Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. That was good. That was good job. That was good, ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, again, once more yet again.
Jacks com J Gator silver cliche many
Core I'm a heart
Olin my
Tato W. Summers man appreciate y'all gray hoodie I
Repeat
And I ain't gonna say it again
Yes, I will maybe gray hoodie
it is indeed a gray hoodie buster shout how's everybody's day going on the
scale of one to ten let me hear it hot how we doing up in here
check all those spring break or no yellow spring break up in a time
Yes, it's over now. Wait, what? What's that talking about? What you mean it's over? Oh,
past father with the five thank you appreciate you father with the five oh
spring break gone huh it's gone Chad bro look at my hands dog
Yo chat it's actually cooked dude that hurts you know what's crazy it was just I showed
y'all this like a couple weeks ago it was just on my left hand it's on my right hand
Now look, right hand is absolutely cooked now too.
GG, Ski Brown.
Yup.
GG, man.
It is what it is.
Because I'm a blue collar worker.
You know what I mean?
I'm a blue collar worker up in this thing, buddy.
Blue collar.
No, no, no more.
I ain't got me messed up.
I'm good on that.
Not no more.
I'll do a little bit of work every now and then.
Couple days ago, I went outside
and blowed some leaves off the road.
What can I say?
I'm a hard worker.
What can I say?
They call me a hero.
Forklift certified?
Yeah.
It's expired, but I was at one point.
Forklift certified.
Blue goose with the five gifted.
Yo, chief thunderclap with 5,000 bits.
W, chief thunderclap with the 5,000 bits.
That's a OG right there.
Hey, case my older brother just passed out even an hour ago.
It's sad, but I know he's in a better place.
What to say, even in the dark times,
safe for being a shiny light.
That's where yo, I absolutely hate
to hear that chief thunderclap making rest in peace.
I hope you and your family, everybody does good.
Hate to hear that rest in peace to your brother,
our chief thunderclap, W chief thunderclap as well.
Been around here forever.
I hate to hear that for real.
RIP to your brother, chief thunderclap.
I hate to hear that for real.
Thank you.
Hope you and your family good.
Y'all gotta take care of each other.
Okay.
Yo, Chan with the five, thank you.
Yo, appreciate you money.
Got my tooth extraction today.
Can I get some healing words?
Hey, just lay down.
Don't do nothing.
Ain't nothing a little bit of just laying down,
can't fix.
Hey, case if you heard of the two move checkmate,
only works if you play as black. I haven't heard of that and I will not, it doesn't matter
because I hate chess. I'll never play chess again. I only play chess, yes, because Jixie
wanted me to. I hate chess. I hate it. The reason I hate chess is because it's like
when you make a move, not only do you have to think about the move you make, you
have to think about the consequences of the move you make.
You have to analyze like 15 different things
before you make a move.
Because you're like, oh, this looks like a good move.
You make a move.
And it's like, oh, my queen's dead now
because I left the queen open.
Just stuff like that.
I hate chess.
I do.
Type one if you hate chess.
Now, shout out to the people that's good at it, right?
Chad, look here.
We're doing the Twitch and YouTube live stream.
I think it's probably going to be Thursday.
I think me and my mom are going to cook steakhouse burritos,
right?
Y'all cool with steakhouse burritos?
But we was going to make a dessert, too.
And I don't think tea ramisu is going to work.
We don't know nothing about no tea ramisu.
What dessert could we make?
That's not a peel, that's a breath mint.
Cheesecake?
We don't know how to make no cheesecake.
Cheesecake.
Brownies.
Is it gonna be Thursday? What's my YouTube subscriber count out right now?
You gonna take a gander? Let me see. Hold on.
Cookies? Cookies could go hard.
It could. It could. Right?
Hold on
What's my subscriber count right now
When I could just look on my phone, what am I doing
So but chat main course y'all don't want steakhouse burrito, right?
Main course y'all won't steakhouse burrito and we're not gonna go cheap
We're not gonna buy the potatoes. We're actually gonna cut up potatoes
right and I think I don't even want to buy tortillas. I think she's gonna try to
practice making homemade tortillas too. We're gonna do everything from scratch.
We're cutting up a real Tato and if she can figure out how to make a homemade
tortillas, we're gonna make tortillas ourselves too. No, no, because we do
everything from scratch right here. Let me see what I'm at. I think I got
everything set up for the YouTube. I shot out Steven helped me set that thing up
today. We should be good for that. Uh, it should work. I hope it works. It was a
little too simple for it to work. You ever do something that's so simple
you're like you're not there's no way that's gonna work. It was one of
things but maybe okay I'm at nine million nine hundred and seventy-four
thousand yeah probably Thursday Thursday or Friday
Lemon cake.
Ugh!
You want no lemon cake?
What you talking about?
Chad, what dessert? We're going to do steak al burrito.
What dessert?
I don't want no limit action, bro. If I'm gonna eat a limit, I'm gonna either drink
lemonade or eat a straight lemon. I like straight lemons. Just look up a T-Ramisu
recipe. It's T-Ramisu doable for people from Arkansas to cook. Do you have to be
be like sophisticated to do it because we don't know nothing about no tea or miso bro.
So y'all want tea or miso for the dessert.
easy. Please read my bits with the five. Is it easy for real? I just did a cooking stream
right before I went live, Chad. Oh, yes, send that to one of my mods. Please read my bits.
I'll look at that. Thank you.
I just cooked right before string.
Child, I was right there.
I was right there cooking.
Right before string, Buster.
Should have went live on y'all.
Prove it, bro.
I have the dishes soaking that I was using.
What you talking about? I ain't going to.
What you want me to do?
What you mean prove it?
We're not to prove, Buster.
It's proven.
Oh, what is...
Oh, my foot hurt.
Foot hurt.
Soaking?
Yeah, bro.
When you get done cooking, you'll feel like doing the dishes immediately after.
All it was was six eggs and two pieces of bread.
toast that is not just bread Katrina with the five thank you six wait there's
actually no way you're gonna try to sit here and tell me six eggs is a lot are
you kidding me dog I eat a dozen eggs a day what do you mean half a dozen bro I
I eat a dozen eggs a day.
What do you mean?
Cat, I literally eat a dozen eggs a day.
I eat six scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast.
Two pieces of toast.
And here's the reason I eat toast with scrambled eggs.
Scrambled eggs by theirself.
I'm a big texture guy, right, on the food.
When I'm sitting there eating just like a plate full of scrambled eggs, and it's just like,
uh, oh, it's just, I don't know, I've got to have at least two slices of bread with
the eggs.
I'll do my eggs, I'll make my six scrambled eggs.
And I'll do two piece of toast,
you'll get a fork full of eggs,
you'll take the egg, you'll bite the toast.
Take you an egg, bite you a toast.
That's how you do it.
Gym diet?
Oh man, I eat clean, what you talking about?
If I don't go to fast food, I eat clean.
I eat like a machine dog, literally.
How you think I stay so swole?
What you talking about?
What you mean?
You know, I've had two meals a day.
You know what I had today?
Straight, I had 11 grams of chicken,
six eggs, two piece of bread.
By the way, if you in here trying to lose weight
and you don't like cooking,
I'm about to put y'all on.
You ready?
How about to put y'all on to something crazy right here?
If somebody here trying to lose weight,
you wanna get cut and meal?
I'm gonna do y'all solid, I guess.
This is not sponsored.
this stuff right here might be top five best culinary invention of all time I'm
so serious this is not a plug dude I swear bro look here you know the
macros on this is absolutely dog if you try to stay in shape bro or whatever it
is that you don't feel like cooking no chicken it is 180 calories for four
grams right that's insane but you know what's even crazier it is it is 23
grams of protein per serving so if you only have one serving of this and you
do four ounces that's a hundred eighty calories 23 grams of protein I usually
go about 10 to 11 ounces it's crazy dog it's a cheat code all you do is throw
it in the air fryer bro all you do is throw it in the air fryer
and it's just good. Sodium goes crazy though, you know nothing. Just saying.
Anybody that brings up sodium, something like that, I just know you don't know
nothing.
Jutama. Sodium goes crazy though, you don't know nothing. Won't you get your,
Buster, won't you get educated and get your facts together, Buster?
Okay?
Get your facts together.
You want to know what else is even dog.
You want to know what else is another good option if you don't like cooking chicken?
I'll show you!
Why do my fridge just open on its own?
Stop, man!
Classic.
Y'all want to really be put on, bro?
Tyson, the Tyson Chicken Patties?
The macros on this ain't as good as those back here, but they taste better.
Not gonna lie.
Bee Villa with the five.
200 grams of protein per patty, or not 200 grams of protein, 200 calories per patty,
right?
Then it's 10 grams of protein per patty.
I usually do four of them, so that's 800 calories.
You're getting 40 grams of protein,
but I don't have nothing else with them.
I just eat them straight.
I literally put 40s on a plate,
throw them things in the microwave.
Them things good.
Not gonna lie, them things good right there.
Tell it y'all.
Y'all want some cheat codes on chicken, bro?
Look here.
Tyson chicken patties
and some of them better good chicken scripts.
I'm telling y'all to put y'all on duty.
The microwave is insane.
Hey, I try to make it as easy as possible.
I try to make them as easy as possible.
Spicy ones?
Yeah.
I don't eat Tyson.
Okay, then this isn't for you, bud, this is not for you then. What else you want me to say?
Yo, undead skills with the 25 gifted. Yo, give me some W's for undead skills with the 25 gifted.
know and have mercy appreciate that undead skeels
get the what buffalo chicken bites do I like me some buffalo action chat
Buffalo action so good, bruh.
Do you eat pickles?
Every blue moon I do.
But pickle juice now?
Oh!
I mess with some pickle juice.
I mess with it.
Heavy.
I don't know why y'all saying ooh bro pickle juice is good get out of here pickle juice
This is goading.
Y'all mess with pickle juice?
Huh?
Oh yeah, I got you Pokemon, yeah bet.
I've heard of that, I haven't had it, Maria.
I need to see that though.
Okay, what was I doing?
Oh yeah, hold on.
I got to draw my favorite outline of my favorite Pokemon which is jigglypuff
But somebody said they got a chance who won on that idea
This quarter I
Like jigglypuff jigglypuff go to
JMS with jigglypuff
I like some curbsky to curbsky is curby a Pokemon
So it's curby it's curby a Pokemon
No
This might be the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life right here.
This is like tattoo number six that I've drawn.
Thank you for committing and getting it.
It looks outstanding to me.
It looks absolutely outstanding.
I'm about to draw another tattoo right now
for somebody's birthday.
You want me to draw the outline of my favorite Pokemon?
Black outline, right?
You just wanted a black outline?
Was that it?
Hey, Kase, me, my husband, Alex, and our dog Spencer, love your strings.
What are your thoughts on the Far Cry games?
I can't say I'm a fan.
I really can't say I'm a fan.
I just, dude.
But you can't really ask me what my opinion.
like an open world game is I'm not a big open world guy bro the only open world
games I really ever liked was fallout and and red dead other than that if it's a
open world game I just can't get down with it bro I can't I really can't
Minecraft Minecraft does not count Minecraft is like no I do not count
Minecraft is open world Minecraft is like it's on the empty
Skyrim, I was never a big fan of Skyrim either. I didn't like Skyrim that much
Zelda I
Thought the worst part about Zelda was the fact that it was open world. I
Just don't I can't
When I was like 10 or 12 years old that there was an open world game
I would be all over it, but nowadays brought there's an open world game. It's just like man. I just don't I just
I just don't want, if I'm gonna play a good single-player game or something, like I just want to get in there. Let's just get it done, right?
Like, for example, like the God of War games, I like the way the God of War games are structured.
Semi-open world, but not open world. Point A, point B, but it's all in the same realm.
It's not too much move. I don't know.
The Elden Ring, the worst part about Elden Ring was the fact that it was over more.
You have to have a Wikipedia page pulled up to play it over more.
Yeah.
Y'all been noticed though.
I've been told, told y'all this, I'm not a big fan of Open World action, I'm really
not.
Right?
Right, you'll appreciate you so we thank you
Subnautica again, you can't I can't really count subnautica because subnautica is like its own entity. You know what I mean?
It's it's different
You know what I mean
I don't hate them or nothing, they're cool, but me personally, it's just the open world
action is just like, unless I really love the game, if the story of an open world game
draws me in, that I am absolutely inclined to go do every little side quest, you know,
every little thing, like Red Dead. That's why I like Red Dead. I like Fallout too. Fallout
just Fallout, right? What do you think about the Witcher 3? The reason I stopped playing
the Witcher 3 way back in the day is because it was open world. No joke. I don't know what
it is. If there's an open world game that's not just completely got my attention, I'll
be sitting there playing it, and then I'll like grab my phone and look at my phone
and then I'll wind up be sitting there 30 minutes later be like, oh, I was just sitting
here for like 30 minutes while I was on my phone. Let me go back to playing.
right? But like, again, games like God of War, I like the way it's laid out. Oh, really?
Uh, Danny, I appreciate you, Danny W. Danny for the 3000 bits. Appreciate that, Danny. Thank
you. God of War is fire. Yeah, God of War is fire, but there's so much stuff in that
game that'll make you so mad that you'd like have to stop playing it. Oh my goodness. There
is some stuff in God of War that's actually like so ridiculous. You're like dog. I don't
think I'm ever going to touch this game again. It's so mad. There's some stuff in the game
that's like truly the most ridiculous thing ever. Oh my goodness. The puzzles? No, it's
not the puzzles. It's the what's it called. What are those enemies in God of War that
shoot the poison and they teleport? What are they called? Not the Valkyries, no. It's
like a common enemy, Revenant. The Revenants and God of War? Oh my goodness, dude. Can't
stand them. Oh my goodness. Can't stand them. Can't stand them, dude. Can't. What about uncharted?
I like uncharted. But again, for the most part, if it's open world, you know, I just
probably ain't gonna be on that night.
The game of the year should play the game
Exhibition 33, Moistre Recommended.
I will never play Exhibition 33.
I can't play turn-based games.
I hate them.
I've explained this before.
I can't play a turn-based game
and just watch somebody hit me.
I'm like, no, I can't.
You're not gonna sit there and hit me
and not have me do nothing about it.
No.
I'll be sitting there like it's,
oh, it's not your turn.
I'm like, no!
Don't you walk over here and hit me!
Did I get mad?
Like what was that game that came out
that everybody still loves to this game, bruh?
Your happy birthday, happy 19th birthday, Connor,
happy birthday, Connor.
What was that one-term-based game that everybody likes?
Still super popular?
He's a good one.
Baldur's gate?
Try it.
I will say it was a skill issue for me.
It was a skill issue.
I played that game for like two hours.
And never touched it again.
It was a skill issue.
Yup.
You may be mad, bro.
Yeah, it was a skill issue.
You may be mad, bro.
Yep, boss is with the five. Thank you.
Chad, what do y'all think is generally better? Open world or not open world games?
Dude like again, I've been glazing resident evil forever, but dude I'll bring it up again.
I think the way that resident evil games are laid out is the best dude.
I really do the way they're laid out.
I just that's how I like like a story if I'm playing a single player story game the
The way that like resident evils are laid out,
not exactly entirely linear for some of them,
but semi-linear?
Dude, they just coo.
Little bitty with the five.
Open world is the best because you can do what you want.
I really can't get my eye met.
just go outside. I'm gonna keep it a stack with you. And anytime I play an open game
like open world game like Red Dead, I'm not walking around just blowing civilians'
hands off. J Money with the team, thank you. Do what drives me up a wall is when
somebody plays like an open world game like Red Dead and just rides around
around killing everybody they see.
I'm like, dude, what are you doing, man?
Stop.
There's a guy riding his horse.
Let me take my sawed off shotgun and blow his head,
smooth off his shoulders,
and just do that to everybody they see.
Why?
You might need to be investigated, dude.
Is this what you would do if you was free or something?
Free to do it?
Now, I understand if you're playing Red Dead or a free-run game like that, and you ride
by somebody, look at that goober, then you turn around and blow his head off.
But like just going out and doing it to do it, no.
Ain't no way.
Like why?
Like why? Why are you going to blow somebody's head off?
Y'all do that, don't you chat. Y'all do that, huh?
I bet y'all do that.
I bet that's how y'all play open world games.
You just drive around killing everybody. For what?
Yo, AB with 500 bits.
Hey, case I turn to 18 tomorrow.
Can I get a happy birthday?
Can you draw me a sunflower with your signature for my first tattoo?
Yeah, I'm gonna draw years on tomorrow, AB remind me.
Some flower tomorrow, happy 18th birthday as well,
AB, I'm gonna draw somebody else's tattoo real quick too.
Three days to AB, happy birthday.
18 of them bangs.
Don't you do that in contraband?
No, I do not, mom.
I only kill people that it was justified in contraband.
Yeah, justified.
only justified killings your hedges with the 10,000 bits W hedges with the 10,000 bits
oh my goodness I appreciate that hedges hey case thanks for being a bright beautiful light
and legit legend or should I say literally greet God true?
Built like one.
You're the naturally the funniest ambassador
who thinks you'll make my day
and everyone else's day so much better.
I appreciate that.
Hedges don't be your hedges for real.
I appreciate you.
Thank you for the kind words and the bits.
Okay, Ben, I got some trenches.
Thank you.
Thanks for all the great changes
you cook banana pudding for desert.
Desert desert who do you main on apex legends?
It depends who I'm in the mood for right I
Got two mains on apex legends. I'm either going Gibby or I'm going Valkyrie. I love playing Valkyrie, bro
I
Love playing Valkyrie bro Valkyrie assault man, dude. I
I love playing Valkyrie. I'm a league man. I mean not league. Eight-fac.
Valkyrie goaded. Lifeline? Lifeline's good too. I'm just like Valkyrie because of
the jetpack. Valkyrie's jetpack is so good, bro. Like it's so good. It's always
She's just been good.
Loba's good too.
There ain't no particular reason you're saying that, right?
Because everybody out here to always talk about Loba,
you always being weird.
Loba, you know what, I don't like Loba.
I don't like Loba, I don't like her abilities, bro.
Yeah, it's her abilities are cool, but it's like it ain't very fun.
It's like, oh, man, I see something purple through the wall over and let me go get it.
No, I'm good.
the 25 gifted W E with the 25
gifted pre shake at E W E with
the 25 gifted. Thank you. W
E for real.
I don't know. You know, you
know the best character in
apex legends is ever since she
ever since she came out. What's her name? She can go through walls. What's her name,
bruh? She can go through walls, man.
Author. I can't stand going against an author, bruh. Oh, I'm shooting at him. Just go through a wall.
Or you kill a couple people on the team? Oh, they had to fall back. Dang it. They transport
10 minutes away you can't kill him now.
Golly.
Sam with the fire.
Hold on, let me draw this jiggly puff real quick.
Octane is the best.
What?
I don't know if they buffed him or not, but Octane has unbiasedly,
unironically been the worst character in the game, like forever.
Like, he's actually borderline useless for so long.
Did they buff him?
Because he used to be actually useless.
That's a simpleton champion, though.
Like, I used to back in the day when I would play ranked Apex.
If I saw an Octane on my team, I'd just like quit.
It's like, I'm good.
Because every octane I would get, they would fly at somebody and just get
crapped on. And then they'd get on the mic and say,
yo, why ain't y'all here? Where y'all at? Well, it's like big dog.
You can run faster than literally everybody else on the team.
You ran ahead of us like 10 miles and you died to a team thinking he was
going to slide in there and 1v3. And then you cry and talk about where y'all at.
Dog. Can't nobody keep up with you, man.
Godly, I used to hate playing.
Wait man, I used to hate having an octane on my team, dude.
Oh, oh my goodness. He'll make me every time. Every time I would see one Bangalore Bangalore is
goaded. I love Bangalore. She's so good.
Bangalore is so she is so good. Golly Bangalore so good. She's so good.
Mirage?
Bro, no joke, Mirage is goaded nowadays.
Mirage is straight heat nowadays, for real.
He's actually good.
You know the best part about Mirage nowadays is when you're healing or something and you
just disappear.
Hey, dude, he was, dude, but for the longest, Mariah sucked.
But nowadays, bro is, dude, you pop a heel,
let's stop you just gone.
I swear.
What about Watson?
Here's the thing, if I'm gonna play a character
that's gonna lock down a building,
I'm just going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going,
caustic every time.
Actually, I have caustics heirloom in apex legends. I have
this hammer heirloom show do I used to play a lot of caustic
back in a day. I like caustic. Like if you get in a building
something bro. You you get a building you get in a building or something we
call a stick. It's GG you're 1v3 in the whole team dude. Straight up you just
1v3 in everybody. Okay let me draw the outline of Jigglypuff for this tattoo
real quick. Let me get a reference real quick. Jigglypuff please nothing
crazy come up when I type that. Okay, it looks like this is going to be very simple.
All right, Jigglypuff here. Outline of Jigglypuff, black outline was what was specified. Should
Should I cheat and do the circle drawing tool?
Should I cheat?
Play apex, now I get too mad when I get on apex.
And I even got it downloaded.
Don't cheat.
Let me try to draw the best circle I can do here.
That's not the worst circle I could have drawn.
Should I redo it?
Fear with the five.
I don't think I'm ever gonna get a better circle than that one.
I'm actually never gonna get a better circle than that one right there.
That's just straight up jigglypuff dude.
Okay, let me get the feets.
Julie put her hands.
Okay.
That's the hands of Jigglypuff.
Two eyes and let's do a black outline here.
Okay.
What's that about cooking?
That's giving Jigglypuff.
like some little hair action, maybe?
Dude, you can tell that's jigglypuff, bro.
Oh, yeah, ears.
What am I doing?
It was only supposed to be an outline, not like actually Jigglypuff.
the hair so I take the hair off I think that would be the hair kind of messing
with it
this renew these ears with no hair now this for somebody's tattoo by the way
They're going to get a tattoo for real.
Even had somebody vouch for them.
Lord, I'm terrible.
No eyes?
No eyes, Chad?
No eyes. Yeah, no eyes. It's just an outline.
Now let's do the ears, and it will truly be an outline.
Clean.
It's like it's Jigglypuff facing the opposite direction.
Like that looks like Jigglypuff is facing the opposite way, and I like what we're going
for here.
I like that.
Type one if you mess with it.
Puff has a tail, right
Is Julie Puff have a tail I know y'all go now
No, so I changed the feet let me change the feet real quick hold up
That's so much better.
Oh my goodness, that's so much better.
That's so much better.
Y'all don't mess with that?
No legs, then it wouldn't look right.
Oh, my goodness, I cooked.
Wait, that's it!
That's it!
I cooked!
What's up, man?
Type one if you mess with it.
Chat, y'all messing with it? Be real with me.
Or y'all messing with it, bro.
You'll have your 13th birthday, Elena. Thank you.
You saw that was your first thought be jigglypuff be real
Yo, I hate to hear that all bodybuilders I got you I got you as well tomorrow bodybuilders hate to hear
I hope everything goes good for you bodybuilders. I got you tomorrow hundred percent. Thank you
Let me sign this for somebody steals it
Okay bet preset you know when I yeah, I've heard of that. Yeah preset you know when I thank you
I'm starting to get somebody about to steal it.
Claim.
Add hair. No, it's supposed to be an outline, bro.
If I added hair, it wouldn't be an outline no more.
You know what I mean?
It's supposed to be an outliner
They specifically asked yesterday for a black outline of your favorite
Pokemon and my favorite Pokemon jigglypuff
I like me some jigglypuff. Do you like jigglypuff chat?
just a swirl on top. I actually tried to do just a swirl on top and it made it look stupid
and I cried. I tried to do just some swirl action and it made it look goofy. All right,
it is time for our daily dog chat. Is there anything new in the store? There better
something new in the store? Is there anything new in the store chat? Huh? Is there anything
good. Anything new?
Did I win yesterday with Jeansy? No, I didn't.
I didn't get away yesterday with Jeansy, did I?
I got close, though.
Hold on.
Let's see if the general's on.
There's somebody new and he sure ain't no rowdy old man.
I'm still the slushie.
Should I keep the slushie scared?
Hold on, see if the general on.
General on that's why she the general.
That's why she the general general.
Do the peels very though boys.
You know it's crazy. I forgot how I even made that.
I don't even remember how I even made.
I invite you to see if Miku joined.
Let me see what's in the stove.
What's in the stove?
Is this a hashtag ad?
I'm not getting your invite, so I'm going to restart my game, all right.
Y'all will do all of this, but not put in a Chris Redfield skin.
Y'all will do all of this, but no Chris Redfield skin.
Are we serious?
I mess with the goofy action because that's where I got the gook, right?
The goofy skin is clean because that's where I got the gook from.
Other than that, what are we doing, man?
Get the goofy?
No, you got me messed up.
This is sponsored.
I'm going to go back to you.
Back story. What you mean? I
thought that was obvious where
the good hook came from. Should
I do goofy?
I might have to do
I might have to do the goop. I might have to, bro.
Don't be a sellout. What you mean?
How am I going to goofy?
Yeah, should I change out the slushie, bro?
Do we change out the slushie?
To what would we go, though?
Right?
I don't know why they put all the flowers and stuff in the French fries.
Why can't it just be straight up French frosting?
Should I go back to the sandwich?
Nah, chat.
Y'all be tripping on the door, bruh, for real.
You don't like the door.
Who is this?
Yeah, y'all want to go back door action?
Y'all need to go back with some door action.
Let's just go back with the sandwich.
Y'all need to go back with the sandwich.
Or should we get a juice box, another try?
You know what?
Let's get the juice box, another try, bro.
We never gave it a fair shake for real.
We don't get a juice box, another try.
Juice box never really got a fair shake.
Yeah.
We see if I can invite me to get hold up.
Invite.
Did you get that one?
The general has arrived.
W. Meekoo lock in chat.
We bout to get a dub first game on, watch me.
We bout to get a dub first game on.
Watch me.
First game on.
Ay.
First game on.
No you ain't.
Ay.
Watch me.
Let's go.
I'm locked.
Chad, I have been known to win my first games on.
No joke, that's what I'm known for.
They call me winning this first game on queso.
That's literally what your boy's known for
is winning the first game on for real.
That's actually like for real.
Like look at the prediction.
I bet it's like good.
See?
It's been a whole lot worse.
It's only 85-15.
17-38.
All right.
1738. Your law with the five. Thank you. You'll meet you. You're ready. My bad for yelling.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, who's saying that song?
Fetty walk, chat, Fetty walk went on a crazy run there for a while.
Chat, Fetty walk was on a crazy run there for a minute, bruh.
Bro was on a generational run.
He back?
Where'd he go?
What you mean?
What you mean he's back?
Oh, yeah, he was in jail, wasn't he?
Yo, Miku, are you dead?
Why haven't you readied up?
Hello?
Miku left the lobby.
Let me try it again, let me try it again, T.A.T.
is it the juice box curse let me
Let me reload my game real quick. Let me reload. Reloading!
Let me reload. Let me see what happens here if I do this.
If I do this number. Reloading!
crazy. Just yelling it. Who's behind you?
You're better not be here, we'd have problems.
We'd have big boy problems if there was.
I saw a woman in white behind you.
What, you see a ghost or something?
No, you did not.
I ain't scared no ghost.
You know why?
Because they ain't real.
That's why I ain't scared no ghost.
Yo, ghost, you in here?
Is it bug today, Miku or something?
It's Granny, now I would be scared if it was Granny.
I would no joke be scared if it was Granny.
If Granny was in here with that baseball bat, oh, yeah.
No, I'd be scared.
Granny would absolutely snap me up in here.
You're not real.
You're AI.
Chat, y'all think I'm AI, bro?
Chat, am I AI?
Oh
OMG play granny if only if only they would release a new granny game
Like release a new granny game bro, like what do y'all do y'all got a golden goose of a game
Hey, y'all just don't want to release it
Why?
Go, not gonna lie, I hate the granny games, well, you're banned, have a good one.
You're out of there.
You hate the granny games, you better put some respect on the granny games up in here.
You're talking to the granny guy.
you done lost? Yo, mine!
I'm good at this one, block in.
I'm not the one and done right here, I'm telling y'all, watch me.
Watch me.
Watch. Type one if you're watching.
I'm crazy.
Recovery of the century!
Too easy!
Uh-oh.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to be off for a couple of days next week, Gigi.
My jaw just popped really bad and there's crunchy sounds in there.
You know what that means.
in a day or two and I'm not going to be even close my mouth.
Yeah.
Y'all know them TMJ flare ups I get, bro?
Oh my goodness.
It's like getting hit with a radiation blast.
You don't instantly die, but you know for a fact
something's about to happen.
It just happened right there.
My job popped and it's crunchy sounding in there.
In a day or two, I'm going to be absolutely fried.
Wow, that's just unfortunate.
Oh my goodness, man.
Dude, you've got to be kidding me, bro.
Oh, man.
I'm inconsolable.
Chad, I'm inconsolable dude.
My goodness, I'm so wow.
Clay, why is the lobby so calm?
Nobody die.
This is the most comp lobby I've ever seen in my life, hello?
your hair what about it yes terrible I know I know
did I leave my shop fan running downstairs
I think I did.
Oh my goodness, the rice on my jaw already hurts.
Honey, oh man.
Wait, what?
What is it?
What is this?
It's usually fruit!
Oh my goodness, I'm the best player in the lobby.
Clean.
I knew I heard just a massive cascade of air.
The shop fan downstairs just rollin' full blast!
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
It's a Cromplobby, man!
I'm running out of real estate over here, chat.
Let's go!
What are you talking about?
What is going on?
Get over me!
What?
Oh
No, oh man, it's bad
But literally sounds like I have like broken glass in my jaw. Oh
My goodness
Oh my goodness, that's like terrible.
Wow.
Stop crying and I wish you would have a, I hope you have a TMJ flare up once in your life so you realize how bad it is.
Truly.
There is very few people I would wish this on.
Oh, it's so bad.
Oh my goodness, it hurts already. That's how I know it's gonna be bad. No. No.
Oh
Lord have mercy man why look at this though
Only goober's believe with 1.6 wait
None of the youth now robs in there, but other than Rob none of the usual believers are in there, bro. Look at that
CB3 with the Dow. I wonder where Harry oiled up bodybuilder is. Where you think Harry
every older bodybuilder is.
Cloudy fell off?
Yeah, I don't even see Cloudy.
I don't see Cloudy.
Time two.
Broke?
Wait, what?
Cloudy, how many channel points do you have now?
I
Don't vote on fall guys. I literally made four meal SMH
How many total but why not us do that how many total points do you have right now?
What's your total total points Lord?
Lord, Lord have mercy.
Oh my goodness. You're creeping up on a hundred meal again?
What were you at before Fall Guys?
Again? Yeah! Cloudy use have like a hundred something like well into the hundred millions.
No joke. Yep. I swear. Like for real all like notoriously the richest channel point have
her in here. Um,
let's see.
Uh, Zach's wife, he with the with the bits W. Zach's wife, he with the bit.
Take case. My husband's working really hard to get a raise and will probably
reach his go tomorrow. I'd be the best wife ever. You said congratulations, Zach.
That's very wholesome. Yo, Zach, congratulations on your raise. Big
dog. Shout out to your wife too. W Zach, man. Congratulations on
your raise. I hope it's a good.
Go for a back to back. You got me messed up. I got my dog for
a day, but I'm gonna go for a back to back.
Playing good.
I hear playing good ain't it chat? Playing good.
Mm. Yeah. I remember when I had my ear infection, I had TMJ, a huge TMJ flare up and ear infection
in the same side. Oh my goodness. It was the worst two weeks of my life. It was the worst
two weeks of my life to this day. The worst two weeks of the brand. Oh my goodness,
I'm so scared. It's gonna be a bad one, bro. Oh my goodness. Why?
Y'all gonna need something. I'm gonna need your mom. I don't know if we got anything.
I don't know if you got anything at your house. I'm gonna need something. I'm gonna be on here
floating again. I need what they gave me last time for it. They gave me something. I take
one of them. I just be gone. Let's go.
That's crazy, boy. You take the pill and just with her.
Yo, get these pigs off me, man!
Good thing I'm locked in, though, don't even matter.
Good thing I'm not the endo.
Plank.
I'm insane, dude!
Let's go!
Beautiful RT!
Wow, a bunch of people.
Wow a bunch of people died doubters crying and all yeah
Yeah tail tag GG
Let's go.
Come on.
Do a streak and I'll make it win in a row.
That's very hard at all, guys.
Clean clean
I suck so bad what was that
Man, let me hold that, bruh!
Sorry about that big dog I had to do!
I'll be taking that!
I'll be back!
That's what scion of the ledger sound like.
I'll be back!
Bro, sound nasty.
Please!
You gotta do Scion legal legend sound nasty, bruh.
I'll be back!
Big ol' nasty sounded dude.
Ha ha ha!
Like, bro, what you talking about, bruh?
I
Bro what you mean you'll be back. Where you going in the first place I on you ain't going nowhere. I'll be back
Morning going nowhere somebody gonna be back from where
I'm dead
Hit him with the K-So.
Clean!
Hit him with another K-So right here.
Clean.
Why does Patrick Butt make it right there?
Oh my.
Oh
Trying to hit him another case over there couldn't do it
Yo Pat put some drawers on yo Pat why you out here ain't got no drawers on
I
Got no
Let's go.
I'm locked in a chat. I'm locked. Come on, man. Imagine two in a row. Imagine.
Imagine. GG.
Cheers.
Miku floating.
What?
Miku Floam WHAT?
Oh
You are such a dog it's insane loveless actually loveless hideous
No, a dog is a compliment, actually.
I'm not 100% unlovable truly.
Oh lord.
Close.
Close man.
I could have had two in a row right there.
That was only my second game.
I could have had two.
One more.
Dude, I'm so glad I got my dub on the first game chat.
Oh my goodness.
I ain't got word by getting it, bro.
I ain't got word by getting it.
Close no cigar.
Oh, you were here smoking, huh?
Oh.
You were second. I think I got third, right? I think I got third right there. I'm pretty
sure I got third. Yeah. Well, you don't inhale cigars. That's true. So are you really smoking
at that point? Not really. You're right. You're right. But there is still smoke present.
Technically, if you just light a fire and sit beside it, you're smoking. I mean, come
on, bro. You're emitting smoke. So everybody in here is a smoker, then.
Chad, have you ever lit a fire before and just set out beside it?
You ever done that?
Well, guess what?
You're a smoker.
You'll be talking about ale smoker for me.
Now, everybody in here is a smoker.
If you've ever lit a fire, you created a flame and a smoke, and you was near it.
That's all it is.
I used to have the world record on this two and a half years ago.
Man, I might have said the right one.
I'm getting the world record right here.
I've been on the cusp of getting the world record on this course for like a minute now.
I'm doing it right here.
That line is insane.
Wait.
No.
Wait, I'm actually going to get the world record.
Wait a minute.
That's got the War Record right there.
That's a War Record right there.
No, it could have been better dude that one part right there. I don't know why you I don't know why
you just randomly lose your footing on certain parts but that wouldn't have happened. I think
it happened twice on that same part that wouldn't happen we'd have more record potential right there
I think at one point I had a one record like six different courses on this game type one
if you were here for it chat what dessert are we got we got to get to the bottom of
It's gonna be like either Thursday or Friday.
What dessert are me and my mom making, bro?
Y'all for real want to hear me sing or something else?
Because we're doing Steakhouse Burrito cooking stream,
but we gonna make a dessert too.
I'm crazy with it.
Crazy with it.
I scream.
I'm insane.
Chad, I'm crazy, man.
Banana putt.
Not the banana pudding
Banana pudding
Yo, one more, I can't go out like that, one more for a one more, we only play three,
one more, one more, I can't go out like that, one more.
Oh, Jeff, we gotta get to the bottom of this, man.
Where we gonna make?
Lemon pound cake.
Is cheesecake difficult to make?
Or no.
I mean, you know, we can do some team remission.
We just run a poll.
Spla-con pie?
I like me some spla-con pie.
I don't think I've ever had a homemade spla-con pie, though.
We'll run a pole.
We'll run a pole here a minute.
Yeah, that's what we'll do.
Lock in. I got this.
I got this in the bag.
Clean.
Oh my goodness, I'm the best player they ever lived!
I dare you to be kidding me.
dog
I'm not calling huh
Oh, yeah, I'm calling. What was that? What was I worried about chat?
Yeah, what was that? What was I even worried about dude?
Wait, Flippi-Dawn?
Now Flippi in there?
Oh, that's tragic big dog.
Wait, what?
You're still gonna make it?
Oh, you're one of these.
Okay.
You're still people back here.
What do you think about the Spider-Man trailer?
I don't think about it.
Spider-Man walks out here to smack him.
And he wouldn't do nothing about it.
Spider-Man walks out here to smack him inside the head.
And if you try to do something, Chris Redfield comes swinging in with a machine gun.
You better not touch him.
I'll blow your head, smooth balls.
And then he wouldn't do nothing.
Yup.
Spider-Man clears Chris.
If it's 1v1 hand-to-hand combat,
Chris Redfield beats up Spider-Man.
I'm sorry.
I'm an idiot, I'm disgusting!
Oh my goodness, what am I doing?
Okay, one more, I'm done at this last one for real.
Oh my goodness, what am I doing, bro?
Last one right here, coming right up.
I see coming right up,
like I'm making some ice and food or something.
Coming right up.
Ah, coming up, so you better get this pot is hot in.
Get this party started.
Ahhh.
Coming up so you better get this party started.
Ahhh.
Coming up so you better get this party started.
Point of play.
I
Get this party started on Saturday night
Everybody's waiting for me to arrive
Sending out the messages to all of my friends
We'll be looking flashy in numbers, ladies and gentlemen
I got off the sky, I got my go-down
Somebody's got already
I gave up for miles, let me know without me
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming
I'm coming, I'm coming
AHHHHHHHHH
COME IN, I'M STUPID
you
Thank you.
Thank you for the five give them what the five give them.
So what so what what oh okay hold on.
I got chest on my face.
Tell me now if I start lagging, alright?
My lagging?
Tell my lagging?
Hold on.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Hold on, test something.
Hold on.
What's that again?
Test this song.
Oh
Hold on my YouTube red let me test some on YouTube real quick
So make sure to stream
The cooking stream good chat y'all croak for the cooking stream be honest
Are you?
Well, hold on.
Hold on now
Who said no somebody said no who said no
Who
Get them banned right now
Matter of fact just for that one person that said no we're not doing a cookie stream. Yeah
Yep
There you go, buddy
Hold on.
Give me one second, Chad.
I'm trying to figure something out.
My tongue's on hurt.
Say y'all tongue's on hurtin'?
One second.
Type one if your tunnel is hurt.
One second still, one second.
One second I'm finessing something
Hold up
Taking forever what did you just say? So let me know if I start lagging y'all ready?
I just put the link in there real quick.
I'm going to tell y'all again, too, my mom's going to be on there so y'all best not be
being weird.
Okay, now hold up.
Okay, Steve, let me know if you see it right there.
I just hit the I just hit the button Stephen. Let me know if you see that time
You may know the breath man, what you talking about?
Who's Stephen my you too guy good guy to W. Stephen Chad
That's a good dude right there W. Stephen
Is it good?
We testing it right here while I'm live chat to see if it's going to work Thursday.
You know what I'm saying?
It's good?
All right, bet.
All right, we should be good over there for Thursday.
I'm not sure what's wrong with me.
chat. I need to quit being what I'm being, bruh. I need to change my ways. I'm about to be a whole
different person from now on. I'm about to get on stream stone face. I'm dull.
I'm dull. I need quit acting. I need quit acting like this. I'm a grown man. Oh, here acting crazy.
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with me man?
Bet okay, we got that done chatted spooky time. I fear
Don't you fear it do you fear it?
Do you fear it?
I might have to wait till Sunday to play more corner store,
because I don't think my progress rolled over over here on this BZ.
It's all good though.
There is other things waiting in the wake.
There's always other games waiting in the wake.
Chad, we're doing another episode of Redfields Reynolds tonight, bro.
I think we are
J. I mess with refills Reynolds, dude, I'm ready to get an employee in red fields Reynolds dude
Godly we're my employees at
Chat.
Lock in.
You should already know what time it is.
Do you know what time it is, chat?
you
This y'all's worst nightmare. I pre-fired it too much, I fear. I fear I did.
Ooh, what's that?
I hear some footsteps.
What's going on?
Hey, how you doing?
Jason with the five.
You didn't have to ring the bell, sir.
I'm standing right here.
But may I help you?
Smells like grilled lavish.
One taco, please.
I don't know what grilled lavish is.
Is it good?
Maybe?
Give me a couple minutes. It's gonna be done. You want one taco?
Are they gonna give me instructions?
Taco place the lavish on the stove. Oh, this is a lavish
We out here living lavish
Oh 24 seconds, okay. You're having a good day, sir
We say to you for stopping by here and getting some taco action. I like the taco
Ooh, it's creepy around here.
About, about 45 more seconds, sir, I haven't done it for you.
Oh, there we go.
Take this, put the lavish on the table.
Boom.
Go to the grill for some meat.
Let me get that right there.
Boom.
You want some sauce on that?
There we go. Sauce. Put the sauce back and take the taco. Got it. Give the taco. There you go, sir.
You want another one? Oh, I thought you just wanted one.
I thought you just wanted one, sir. You just said give me a taco. I didn't know you wanted another one.
Anybody else creeped out here looks creepy out here with all the fog
J. I remember that movie the mist or whatever it was
J. I remember that movie the mist all the people stuck in that grocery store
And it was like a real thick mist outside the people trying to get inside it like a big old tentacle come on
Dude, dude that was killing me, bro, they'd be trying to get in the gas station, big giant
tentacle come out to miss, just go.
Dude, that's crazy, bro.
The engine to that movie was stupid, by the way.
Oh my goodness dude, the ending to that movie was so stupid.
I'm about to spoil it for y'all.
Should I tell you how stupid it is?
No, I ain't gonna do it.
It's so stupid.
Oh my goodness dude.
Okay, if you don't want to be spoiled for the ending of the mist,
missed mute your stream for like the next 30 seconds. It is so crazy that at the end of that movie
this dude killed himself and I can't remember who was with him and then like 10 minutes later
the cavalry came through to save everybody. So if he just would have killed in the car for a
for a little bit that had been high.
Yeah, he killed his kid and himself.
No, no, no, no, he killed his,
he killed everybody else in the car but himself.
And then the cavalry came through and rescued him.
And when the cavalry came through, he was like,
Because he didn't want them to suffer.
So he killed them thinking there was no end in sight.
And after he killed them, he didn't have enough bullets to kill himself.
He sat there and then the cavalry came and was like, wait a minute, I messed up.
That's crazy.
Due to in and to that movie had me tweaked, I'm like, no way.
All right, sir, here's the other taco.
Yep, it's called the mist.
Pleasure doing business with a pro.
Take care.
Thank you so much, sir.
You have yourself a beautiful night.
Be careful in that mist.
Spoiler's over, by the way.
Y'all do it.
I ought to re-watch that movie now.
Dude, them folks just be running around, bro, some big jot dying, come out the mist, just
take them.
How you doing, big doll?
Can I get you something?
Hey pal, pal, I'm not your pal, buddy, but okay.
Hey pal, hook me up with a juicy taco and don't be stingy with the meat.
Yo, relax buddy.
Don't tell me what to do.
I'll do it.
I'll make the taco how I make for everybody else.
Don't tell me what to do.
The ending was good.
You know what it was?
It was a good ending because it was so out of there.
It's like wow, it was a good ending.
it was dumb. Sir, do you like the movie The Mist? We was just talking about it. That's
a good movie. You should watch it later. Anyway. All right, you said don't be stingy with the
meat, but you're gonna get just as much as everybody else. I don't want to hear you
say nothing. There you go, sir. Took a while for sure, but it smells decent, I guess.
that literally took me like 40 seconds. I like movies with a realistic ending me too.
That knocking again what's going on?
Where am I?
Wait, the name of the game is Don't Open.
Hello?
Am I dreaming?
I don't think anyone is there.
Oh, you look through the peephole?
All about my dollar...
AHHHHH!
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Why did the language...
Oh.
I was about to hit him with the Lil Wayne bar.
All about my dough, but I don't even check the peephole!
That's hard!
How do I wash up in the bathroom?
I'm in my crib.
I thought I was at work. Was I dreaming about work?
Is the bathroom on the ceiling?
It's nothing.
Little Wayne tub, bro said all about my dough, but I don't even shake it.
That's hard.
Bro, how you even come up with that, man?
Bro, how you even come up with that all about my dough, but I'll...
What does that mean?
All about my dough is like money, like dough is money, but also dough.
You can say dough for dough.
So he said all about my dough, but he meant dough as in money and the door, but he only
said to people.
Bro, that's tough!
Huh?
Just shut up.
You ain't meant to get it.
You really ain't meant to get it.
Just stop.
like you just you just you just say you just say meant to get it okay hang
laundry in the bathroom just the bathroom that breath meant kicking in no
that's fine take the apartment keys all right guess we're going back to the
Uh, to the, to the stand.
I didn't want to get it.
Well, I feel bad for you, cause that is a bar, dog.
Like, that's a bar.
Excuse me?
What you looking at, sir?
That friend from number 40 is at it again, you hear?
He knocked my drawing right off the wall, the Furman.
Had to hang it back up myself.
My hands are still shaking.
The old things must stay in their place.
OK.
What drawing are you talking about?
The one right there on the wall.
It's been hanging there for years, a sight for sore eyes.
Then your neighbor dashed out like a madman,
clipped it with his shoulder and didn't even look back.
Bro must be swollen.
What you mean he, you see how wide this hallway is?
What you mean he clipped it with his shoulder?
Where Ronnie told me to come and do the hall?
The drawings just laying there on the floor
had like it had been gutted.
You can't treat things like that.
Maybe he was just in a hurry, I don't know.
In a hurry, everyone's in a hurry, but the drawing hangs crooked now.
No matter how I straighten it, it's as if it doesn't want to be on this wall anymore,
and besides, it's your cleaning shift on the floors today.
Wait, what do you mean?
Do I work here?
What do you mean it's my cleaning shift?
Yo, Gorf with the five.
W.
Gorf with the five.
Thank you.
you gore for the five. Okay, I'll clean up when I get back from work.
Bro, why's there chatbots in here? Look at these goobers. LMAO, bro,
you're hilarious. For real. That was wild. Lol. LMAO to real, bro. LMAO
for real, bro. LMAO, this dude is wild. This dude's hilarious.
for real. LMAO, this dude's hilarious. LMAO, WTF was that? Bro, that was smooth. This
man's speed is insane, LOL. This guy's hilarious, LMAO. Bro, what's y'all talking
about? Why, why, why y'all putting bots in here? You thought I wouldn't peep that?
All first-time chatters, dude, wait, you thought I wouldn't peep that?
Buddy, I got them peepers on me.
This guy thinks we're bots.
You're not a bot because you literally have a logo beside your name.
I saw like the same message 10 times from like 10 different first-time chatters.
Like, look at this goober right here.
Okay, so much.
Oh, never mind.
Okay, so my five-year-old son realized
if you shout about his name's Hendrix,
yo, shout out, Hendrix, hope you're doing good.
But yeah, I seen it.
I peeped it.
Be peeping at it.
What?
Wait, did I hit?
I hit the exit button.
Oh.
I got to talk to this goober again, talk about his painting.
Look, there's another one right there, look at that.
Look, Elimeo the stream always cracks me up.
The string goaded for me.
See now I don't know which one of the bots are not.
That's one of them right there.
there's another one that's not that's not
why did somebody be like you know what I'm in a good mood today let me send
some positive chatterbots and bro stream
Mr. Lucy Goosey with the five. Thank you.
Alright, let's run this again.
This new talk about his painting falling off the wall. Yeah, my bad.
You can't say if you're not a first-time chatter, it looks stupid somebody that wasn't the first-time chatter to set an LMAO this guy rocks dog. It's not working.
I'll clean up as soon as I get back from work today. I've already dragged the mop button
to your door so you won't forget and take out the trash. It's been piling up. You go
to work now. But I don't understand why am I doing chores around here? Where am I leaving?
Okay, you got way too much dialogue. Stop. Lord have mercy. He's over here talking.
God, Lee, I'm tired of work in this thing.
Lock in.
Back at work again.
Back at work.
How you doing, sir?
I was this dude again. He was here yesterday.
What you want, big ol'?
Hey, pal.
I don't told you stop calling me pal.
Matter of fact, just for that, you
took away face cam privileges from the stream.
There you go.
You can blame this dude right here.
Just because this dude called me pal again,
I'm taking the face cam away.
Yep.
Hey pal, hook me up with a juicy taco
and don't be stingy with the meat.
Don't be stingy with the meat.
I'll do what I wanna do.
Sir.
Hey sir, hey.
Hey sir, I'll do what I wanna do.
I'll run this thing, me.
That'll be 10 seconds.
My bad sir, my bad sir, it shouldn't get nothing on the dough.
And if any germs got on it, it'd burn it off because it couldn't.
There we go, put some meat on that thing right there, put on some sauce on it.
There you go, sir.
another one. Can you specify that when you come from now on please? You also
might, yo, let me get a taco. Say, hey, I want two tacos. Please. Thank you.
What a face cam. You can blame this goober. He got face campers. It's just
taking away. Yep.
How will I know?
There you go.
Got you some meat right here.
Put that on there.
So so there you go, sir took a while for sure, but it smells decent. I guess well get out of here. I'm tired of y'all
He's gone now coming out of hiding he's gone. I don't know why I only come back to bed, bro
No face cam stream go hard
how you doing? What could I get you? One taco please. I got you right here. Give
about a minute or so. One taco coming up.
One taco got you right here. Hey, hey, somebody call me pal again chat. That's
That's literally two hours, no face cam.
Yep.
You better hope it don't happen.
You better hope.
There we go.
Boom, I'm getting quick at this.
Look at that.
Gotta put this off on there.
Yes, I did.
There you go.
Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
Thanks, chef.
You're very welcome.
Thank you for having respect.
you have a safe night thank you oh y'all calling me pal again I bet got me
messed up you don't call me pal again all right go ahead yep no you don't
lost your mind you thought I was bluffing no face came to rest of the
What's the stream?
Gigi?
Yup.
Wait, what, you just here?
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, you was just here.
I know you was.
You spawned a block, huh?
You like that taco, don't you?
Listen, I'm hungry as a wolf. I need a taco. Make it fast.
Hungry like a wolf. What's that song saying? It goes like hungry like a wolf.
It's from Shrek.
Bro, what is that song that says hungry like a wolf in it?
Right?
Yeah, do ran do ran
Yep
Alright sir coming right up with what I'm okay. Here we go
Boom boom boom. There's your taco sir. Oh you want another one? Okay, that's fine. I'll get you going right here
Oh, bro, my jaw's already misaligned.
Ah!
GG.
Does it really take 30 seconds to get these heated up?
Shouldn't we preheat some of them? But you can't, because I tried it.
All right, sir. Here you go. Right here. I guess it'd be cold if I did that. That wouldn't be good customer service
There you go, sir
Took a while y'all all say the same thing. Why does everybody say the same exact line? Have a good one
I'm not.
Wait, can I leave work?
I'm just leaving.
Peace.
No, I can't.
Darn.
Chad, who remembers this specific kiosk
from the fart killer game?
And that dude came up here and squatted down
on this table and farted directly into our eyes.
Who was there for that?
Yep. How you doing big dog? What can I get you?
Hungry as a wolf, you need a taco and make it fast. Alright.
Alright, sir. You need a taco and make it fast.
It happened. It was the same exact kiosk.
You came up here with like, white in our face.
Matter of fact, I wanna show y'all.
What's that noise?
Hold on.
It's almost done. It's almost done. Give it a second
Did I never upload fart killer
Wait, I never uploaded Farnkiller? Wait, what? I was in that game.
What?
Maybe this is a sort of it.
What?
I just came to apologize, I'm not a bad person, and why don't you take a note on the side wall?
I promise I won't do it again, please forgive me. You are forgiven. Can you leave?
Uh, what?
No, this is a fork joke.
This is a fork joke.
He's gonna farm when you get in there.
That was the same kiosk as the one we're at right now.
Same layout.
Who was here for that?
There you go, sir.
Have a good one. Why so cinematic? Because it was a 6-1-6 game. They all are.
They all are we're missing it all you're gonna add all you done missed it you went
currently missing it you done missed it how you doing all you here yesterday you
You caught me power yesterday.
How do you gotta be power?
I
That's getting copyrighted. Yeah, GG. It is over for your boy right there. That's copyrighted.
There you go, sir. Have a good one. He's gone. I'm out of fighting again. Peace.
Collect all trash into bags. Do I have any? Oh, that's trash.
Wait, the painting's been knocked down again. The old man's gonna tweak.
The old man gonna tweak.
This trash too. Yeah, I didn't know if it was trash or not. Make sure I got all the trash up here. Yes, I did. Just need one more.
Okay, we're good.
boom all that's done take the remaining trash bags wait a minute I just saw a
whole pile of them you're gonna maybe grab all those are you you wait just a
minute buddy
this dude is the goat oh my goodness
Find and take the mop.
What did we miss from the ads?
Uh, nothing. We just served a few more tacos.
All right, got the mop.
Right here.
Mop the floor.
You really making me do all this?
Well, I've been working all day
and I still gotta come home and do more chores, bro.
Like, are we serious?
It wasn't enough I'm gone all day working at the taco stand.
But now you want me to come back and do all this.
Unreal.
Do I get free rent here?
Your happy birthday, Cadence.
That's okay, that's happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Cadence.
Thank you.
Real-life simulator?
True.
You ever get home from work late and you got to cook you some dinner?
cook you something to eat that after that you probably got to clean the house and
then do the dish that you put you something to eat in and then by that
time you got like 30 minutes where you got to go to pay almost done W mop though
never had to redo it
never had to redo it clean now we could go home
I'm finally done. We're going home now. Get the keys from under the road.
Okay, so just join Don't End Strain, please. See now you've tempted me.
Yo, appreciate you Vanessa. Thank you Vanessa. Thank you.
That would be such a good name, though, doing it for the one person that just said that.
Tell them what- Where's the key to my house?
Bro, what's you doing here again?
And here you are, back at last, sneaking up on me again.
Forgive me, dear, I didn't mean to scare you.
I just heard just scuffling around under the mat.
Came out to check.
You never know if that one from number 40
is prowling around again or someone even worse.
I lost my keys, I left them under the mat.
Now they're gone.
I found some keys today laying right there on the floor.
I figured one of them the neighbor,
I figured one of the neighbors dropped them.
So I decided to take them in.
Just don't know what else would get their hands on them.
These are troubled times we live in.
Those are mine.
Thank you so much.
Don't mention it.
We're neighbors.
We gotta help each other out.
Yo, W-Mans for real.
W-Mans.
Thank you.
Have a good night.
I read on that.
I mean that's the real world.
GG.
It's dark in the crib.
Hello?
It's dark in the crib.
Yo decent house layout though chat.
Yo messa with the house layout, house layout kind of decent for real.
House layout kind of decent.
He definitely makes spares.
Bro probably did make spares.
Uh, imagine.
Well, you can't wash your hands.
We ain't got no water.
Oh.
Lay down and rest.
Yeah.
Y'all say lie down and rest or lay down.
Lie or lay.
Don't lie.
I'm saying lay.
I'm gonna go lay down
So I'm from behind the door screen and please help wait what?
It's too dark out there who was that
What should I do the name of the game is do not open so I don't want to open the door
We're not open in the door, the name of the game is do not open.
Exit the building and go outside, wait what?
The door's tripple locked, oh we're here, G G Ski, oh hey officer!
Hey man, hold on, are you from the apartment 42?
I need to ask you a couple questions regarding the incident in the building.
Yeah, ask me what happened.
Um, the husband for number 45 snapped again, he was beating his wife for hours, she broke
out!
She broke out into the hallway, ran through the floors, pounding on every door and screaming.
They say she was right outside your door and what about now is she eye?
Chris and Kay's booty crust with the fire, thank you.
All right hard to say the minutes took her away she'll survive physically but
mentally just imagine beating on every door in your own building knowing
there are people behind them and getting no help.
Dog, what? You act like I was supposed to, man, forget you, bro.
Y'all can't stand you for real. Get out of my face. You haven't lost your mind.
I got us close to know what was going on. Oh my goodness, game of the year.
the
game of the year.
Hey, game of the
game was
don't open.
Y'all also caught a police
Y'all all said, caught a pole these two.
So really that decision was on y'all matter of fact.
Now that I'm thinking about it, yeah.
Now that I'm, yeah.
Now that I'm actually thinking about it.
Yeah, that was y'all's decision right there.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, you know that dev that made that game
where he worked in a hospital
and that creep was trying to kill us.
He was pretending to be a patient.
Y'all remember that game?
It was super cinema.
They dropped another one.
I don't think this one is as long as the other one.
At night, the student.
Hey, at night, just do that.
Oh, they have another one too, I need to download.
Hold on, I'm gonna take a picture of that.
I need that one to pop back up.
Hurry up.
Boom.
I'm gonna remember that one.
Lock in.
The government is cool at night chat at night radio station.
Good evening. This is at night radio station.
Tonight we have a special story. Oh, it's the same format as the other one.
I bet my face can look like garbage. The outskirts of the city and police are
investigating the case as a possible kidnap.
The missing student is Mio Ayoma. According to the police, Mio let the
friends home late at night and disappeared while on her way back home.
The area where she was last seen was made up of narrow residential streets lined with apartment buildings and small shops
While the neighborhood is usually calm officials say it's poorly lit at night with many dark spots
the police have also confirmed that Mia was in contact with her mother that evening.
A message shortly after 9 p.m. suggests she was already nearby and expected to return
So, what really happened to me, though, that question still lingers, it lingers.
You know I'm such a fool for you You got me wrapped around your finger
But you're happy with anything else But you have to, but you have to
Sensitivity's on where you expect me to play with this sensitivity?
You know you wait just a minute here
No, no, no you wait just a minute wait what?
There's no settings I
Didn't use my phone
Wait it allowed me to type
On the...
This sensitivity is...
Okay, go to the restroom.
Hello?
Go to the restroom.
What a restroom that.
The screen's tearing, yeah, it's screen tearing like crazy in this one.
Is this the same dev as that other game?
Why?
This is.
Oh, I found a bathroom.
I found the back rooms, that is.
I don't see no toilet.
BC, what part of no settings did I not get you to understand,
Buster?
I can't even turn down the sensitivity.
Ah, lady, what you doing?
Do that again.
No.
Clean that, though, no. There's still things I need to do. What you mean?
This is something Chad's never done. Okay, can I leave now? Yes, I can.
That's my current objective.
What's happening?
Let's hit my phone.
Good morning, Mio Chan. Is that me? Mio Chan?
Slide down here so y'all can read that.
Hope you slept well.
I'm away on a business trip, but I'll be home this weekend.
I left some frozen.
I don't know what that is.
Is it good, Chad?
I don't know what that is.
It sounds good, whatever it is.
For you, so if you could just microwave them
when you're hungry, behave well while I'm gone.
Why is there a bell in my ear?
Oh, I'm broken again!
Oh, Lord.
Chad, what button did I press for the phone?
OK.
Tips with queso, episode 5,018.
In this game, V is how you pull your phone out.
V. Not E, not F. V. How do I turn this alarm off?
Please, somebody hit me!
Where's the alarm?!
Mute it? I will never...
Is it just me or is it darker than it was a second ago?
Good.
Peace.
Peace, once again.
I am at peace.
Who puts an alarm clock right there?
You know what, that's probably a good place for it, because if you put an alarm clock right beside your bed,
you can just easily click it off and go back to sleep.
just easily click it off and go back to sleep.
But if you put your alarm clock like way over there,
you have to physically get up, walk over there
and shut it off.
And you would really have to be messing up
for you to walk back to your bed and lay back down.
Now, if you're getting up,
if you're getting up to go turn the alarm off
and getting back in bed,
it's bad.
I don't hear alarms lol dude. I've told y'all my strat on alarms dog back when I was working. I would literally set no joke 30 alarms like actually
Like 30 of them
You would set one for like even an hour before I
Need to eat and wear something for I leave already put clothes on what you tell me
I do the same. My wife wants to kill me.
You ain't got no wife. What's you talking about?
You don't even go outside.
What's you talking about?
My wife won't... Man, you ain't got no wife.
You won't lay watch and case so straight.
How about you got a wife?
I'm outside right now watching the stream, no you're not Eduardo, stop.
None of y'all go outside except for me.
I have a husband and I never miss a stream
and haven't since 2023.
Ma'am, your name is Lady Hamburglar.
Is this microwave done?
I don't know what that would sound good though.
Should I go outside, dude?
I'm always outside.
I don't care if y'all say cap, I really don't.
Y'all don't understand the amount of outside that I am,
like you actually don't understand.
If y'all knew the amount that I was outside,
y'all would actually feel bad that y'all don't.
See y'all just all saying cap, I'm dead serious.
Y'all actually do not understand, bro.
Y'all actually do not understand
the amount that I'm outside, it's insane.
Y'all can say cap all you want to, bro.
you actually, bro, I swear.
You're going to give you how many hours outside I am.
You're going to be completely honest.
Completely, wholeheartedly, no lie.
I am outside for five to six hours a day.
Big bulk of that time is before stream and then after stream I go sit in the hot tub for about an hour and a half a night and that's outside, buddy.
Don't play with me.
That don't count. Yes, it does count. That's outside.
Groove from bro style.
Hot tub, y'all love the hot tub, hot tub, man, hot tub.
Go to just be in there, all that, all that bubbles,
be in there straight, chillin', find the school bus.
I'm not doing a hot tub stream, Tom.
Bro, what's wrong with y'all, Chad?
What is wrong with y'all, man?
Who's that?
Hey.
play for 10 minutes is that bad was I supposed to beat this already
I ain't doing a hot dog straight
well my foot hurts bro
I'm good-hersed.
We're looking for the school bus, chat.
Don't know where it's at.
Eight.
But we're not on that.
Yeah!
Find the school bus.
Buddy, I fear I'm not gonna be able to make it to school
if I can't find the school bus.
I can't see nothing, there's so much fog.
The mist.
Back-to-back horror games with the mist.
Chad, wait, what's going on?
You got a problem with me, Buster?
Huh?
You got a problem with me, big dog?
I didn't think so, bud.
Bro, what is wrong with y'all, man?
Oh, my.
Yo, where is this school bus, bro?
Hello?
Big dog. Where's school bus? Man, that other game was so good too. This one was free though so they must have just put out like a little small one.
What is going on? So it's got to be on the main road obviously, but where is it?
Chai, y'all see the school bus?
It's a deadie!
Let's go back down this road.
I just joined recap.
We got ready to go to school, and we've been walking around
I've been looking for a school bless ever since.
That's literally what's happened.
Why does the street sound hollow?
I don't know, it sounds like we're walking
the plank right now.
Hold on.
Ha ha!
Yeah.
Huh, I don't know what's going on up in here.
Excuse me, sir, have you seen a school bus?
Okay.
Ooh, maybe it's down here.
Maybe it's down here.
We're the school bus.
You passed the check, this ain't no school bus.
What did they just say?
Wait a minute!
Wow!
What did they just say?
No, no, no, no, hold up!
Somebody clip what just happened. What did that just say? No. What did that say?
Why am I down here? Yo, Infinite Wi-Fi with the 25 gifted. W Infinite Wi-Fi with
the 25 gifted. Chat, give me some Ws for Infinite Wi-Fi with the 25 gifted subs.
I appreciate that.
Look at this.
What?
I know that they talking about me.
I know that you ain't talking about me.
I refuse to believe it
Find Kimiko's house
Wait, what is there any sense of direction on where that would be?
Kimiko's house. Wait, what? How much does know where Kimiko's house is? Oh, if I had that
much trouble finding a school bus, there ain't no chance. Y'all ain't got no, like, dot?
Wait, y'all ain't got no arrow?
Excuseeth me?
Ooh, I hear I bet this is it. Nope.
Try your phone, oh yeah, never mind.
Where is Kimmy Cove's house, bruh?
How you ain't gonna give me an arrow?
Am I gonna have to go check every door?
You gotta be kidding me.
Why does it sound like I'm walking on a pirate ship?
When I'm on the sidewalk?
The street count looks like the make good choices game.
Oh my goodness. Do y'all remember the make good choices game chat? Bro.
No. That game. Maybe it's here. This game is more frustrating than the Rage Vague one
not that was one of the most frustrating games I've ever played in my life. That make good
choices game. If there's anybody who's never played a video game before in your
life play make good choices as your first video game yep go ahead and do it
it's gotta be if there's flowers I've made it this far
The Floating Plant.
Double peg leg? Maybe.
Brianna salts with the five. Thank you. Where's Brianna Peppers at?
Heh heh heh heh.
I might need to go look at it.
Is there a steam review about this?
Am I missing something?
Am I missing?
Hold on.
Oh no, it's got mixed reviews.
Tried to play it.
Just running around nine hours at a time, but the outside part was the worst.
Finding the bus took me 10 minutes and after that I needed to find some house, but the
little town is huge with many houses so after 15 minutes
Wait, can somebody say like where is the where's the house?
You're you gave up. I'm not giving up. I'm gonna find this house
I'm gonna find the house
W Raid? Oh the crochet ginger Raid to me. W crochet ginger with the Raid, man.
What's good crochet ginger with the Raid? W crochet ginger. That's the go right down.
W crochet ginger with the Raid. Appreciate you. Oh crochet ginger.
Come on man, I'm gonna find it chat
Chat I'm a find it hold on bro
This game was free so I want to get my money's worth hold up I
Want to find it bro right here
Come on, man, that dude in the car made gave up.
We can't give up, Chad.
OK?
Imagine it's just unfinished.
Wait, this one has a light on.
That goober in the steam review gave up that easy.
What's wrong with you, man?
It took me forever to get here
Welcome to my house. Why do you have all these alarm blocks?
Sorry for being late. Yeah, it only took me 35 minutes trying to get here
Let's just start studying. I'll ask you questions and you answer them wait. No
If 3x times
3x plus 5 is 20, what is x?
Y'all are so dumb it's crazy.
That's not 5.
That doesn't even make sense.
35. The answer to this is negative 23. That doesn't make sense. What are y'all talking
Five.
What, what, where do you want me to write the answer down at?
Oh wait, you are right.
Five, right? Your answer is right, hee hee. Next question, if you flip a coin twice, what's the probability it lands on heads both times? 50-50.
The amount of times you flip a coin doesn't change the odds of it landing on heads. It's still 50-50, no matter what.
50-50. I don't even need this law for this. 25% wait y'all are actually... oh my goodness
what is wrong with y'all?
That's no it's not! Bro it's still 50-50!
Yeah, it is if you're dumb.
The true answer is 50-50 straight up.
I'll care what y'all say. The true answer to that is 50-50 chance no matter how many times you flip it, bro.
If you flip a coin 30 times, it's still 50-50.
Oh, no kilometers.
I'm too smart for this world, man, it's crazy.
Man, hurry up.
Man, hurry up, I know the answer, come on.
Man, come on.
I don't need this law for this, why not?
Dude!
The answer is two hours.
Yeah, correct. Of course it is. I know what I'm doing.
Wait, what?
Do you have to say hee-hee after everything you say?
Can you stop?
I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna go home.
You might need to go home, hee-hee.
Let's do some studying, hee hee.
What's the answer to this question, hee hee?
That is crap, my draws, hee hee.
It's stinky, hee hee.
Like, stop.
Man, I ain't got no flashlight or none, bruhs.
Darv.
Hee hee.
I'ma bust a right right here, hee hee.
New messages.
Get what your mom asked from the grocery store.
Wait a minute, it's too late for that.
You gotta be kidding me. I'm trying to get home. It's late.
Grocery store up here, whatever. It's on the way.
P.E.
The people who said 25% are just long facts.
Facts.
Oh, they weren't talking about me.
Okay, thank you. Excuse me
Man, it's nice to see somebody else in a hoodie as you know
Anyway, you're really you're really kind of creepy. I don't know that not gonna lie. I'm trying to get in there. I
Will stand in here. Okay. Can I can I get in the store real quick?
Can I can I get in the store real quick big dog?
Waiting for what? For my chance to start? Start what?
Yeah, start what?
This is awkward, I need to go in the store, big dog.
You should probably go inside. Yes, what I'm trying to do? Get up out my way!
what sorry I mixed you up with someone else please get out my way okay so without
a beard now I really have a chiseled jawline
All right, what do we need?
I'm glad I got picture instructions.
We need a magazine.
There it is.
Specific magazine, right there.
Got it.
What else?
OK, we need some.
Ooh, that's on the list.
Wait, no, it's not.
Different cookies on the list.
What I'm cooking at?
Oh, we need something off this aisle, too, right there.
Got it.
Okay.
Chat, those things are so good.
Have you ever had those?
Somebody sent me some in fan mail, some strawberry ones.
Those things are so good, bro.
Dog.
Pocky.
I like me some pocky.
Me some cookie.
Where's the cookies that we need, man?
Okay, I need something in a green bottle right here.
It looks like it would be right here, but it's not.
Maybe it's here.
Where is the specific one I'm looking for?
What is this list she sent me?
They ain't got that drink here, mama.
Oh, there it is.
It was under the pocky.
Was it where it was under the pocky?
No, that's not the one we need.
The one we need is in a gray box.
Where'd him?
Cookie yet found him.
All right, is that everything we needed?
Yes, it was. Let's go check out.
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
Thank you for the good customer service.
Yeah.
Peace.
Wait, that dude's gone, T.G.
Bro is still standing here?
We're dead.
Oh, we're dead.
What?
Look for that building.
Wait. What do you mean?
Wait, what?
You...
You gotta be kidding me.
You're sending me out of another building, aren't you?
Okay, there's a street line on beside it, so that should be easy.
Bro, what's up with the cricket action?
I found it already.
No, I didn't.
I'm a cricket.
Shut up, man.
I did not pass it.
Man, golly, man.
That's crazy, Chad. They're other games.
I'm not a cricket.
I'm a cricket.
That's crazy chat. Their other game was so good bro. What happened?
What happened?
Right here, this is it and I found it. Let's go beautiful clean
Say hi to your mom, will ya?
Okay, oh, I just got groceries for somebody else.
Now we're going back home.
Got it!
Where can I find your Twitch?
I fear that you just typed in the Twitch chat.
I fear.
I fear that you did.
Chad, have you ever typed in here before, to be honest?
Have you ever?
When the group project leader is gone, this is the type of stuff you end up making?
I guess so, because their other game was actually cinema.
I keep them on since I'm all alone.
All right, do we go to bed?
Game of the Year!
Hey!
Game of the Year, off here.
There ain't no other way around it, Chad.
It's just straight up Game of the Year.
There ain't no other way around it, Chad.
It's just straight up game of the year, dude.
I don't care what y'all say, that was game of the year.
You already know what time it is, though.
Another episode of Redfield's Rentals.
Let's make us some money, Chad.
Lock in.
Let's make us some money!
Lock it in!
Yeah!
Are y'all ready to make some money and not stamp people's act, huh?
are you ready? You should be. We about to make some money and we're not going to scam
anybody. Okay, we're not. Let me just walk.
Let me get a little bit of water.
I want a little bit of water.
Yeah!
Safe water!
Delicious.
Lock in our current statistics at Redfield's rentals.
Our net worth is $648.
95 movies in stock, level four, day 10, lock in.
What a beautiful day to sell some movies, huh, chat?
What a beautiful day to sell some oh my goodness that sensitivity is insane there
we go it's still too high
it's too low now
right there
Perfect. How's everybody doing
today? I hope y'all want to buy a movie because Redfield Reynolds is about to open up.
All right. Let's do our returns. First and foremost, do our returns. Here we go.
Make sure everything comes back in one piece. Got that one. There's another 13
13 bodies. Okay, one of our rare 13 bodies came back. We're good. Another 13 bodies,
another 13 bodies, another 13 bodies. There's that. Boom. Boom. Boom. Alright, let's go
put these, let's go put these up here. Chat, do we buy another movie bulk or do we wait?
Do we save up a little bit?
We might need to save up.
I don't know.
Boom.
One rewind.
That's fine.
Most of our movies are not rewind.
I appreciate my customers.
Who is calling me before I even open up?
Man.
Oh my goodness.
Yo Chad, we're going to have to hire somebody to answer the phones.
I'm tired of answering the phone.
Decorate the store.
Dog.
What?
It's clean in here.
What?
It's clean in here.
What?
It's clean in here.
What?
It's clean in here.
clean in here. What's you talking about? Decorate the store. It's still looking clean. We ain't
got no money. Doing the best I can. Redfield's rentals. Any chance you can hold X-Terminate
for me? I can do that for you, big dog. Don't worry. I'll Reservate X-Terminate for
you. Right there. Let's get the rest of the returns done. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh, that's a late fee. We
collect them late fees.
Well, got that movie back. Oops. There we go. There we go. Alright, there's the last one. Let's
Let's get everything stocked up.
So y'all want to save though?
Okay, do I have all, we have three rare movies.
Do I have all three of them?
Yes, we do.
All three rare movies are here.
We have two rare 13 bodies
and we have one rare,
the Tinnacle Frankenstein.
Go that guy, Karm with the 20 gifted,
W, that guy, Karm, with the 20 get-it,
appreciate you, that guy, Karm, thank you.
Make a rare shelf?
Dude, if I make a rare shelf, I wanna like.
We could divide everything up into sections,
but the thing is, the shop's not even big enough yet
to divide anything up.
There's a meteor shower tonight.
All our customers are gonna die.
It is what it is, I guess.
Okay, what's in here?
look through here real quick. New. Okay. We have both of the new movies, markets. Chad,
did we buy 10 random ones? Do I have 10 slots open? Let me see. If I buy, we have enough
slots for 10 more movies for $100. Should we do it? 10 random movies we're taking
a risk on if they're good reviews or not. Hit it! Wait what? Please give us some
good ones. What do we get? Pick them up. Alright, what do we get? That's a good one.
$20 movie, The Demented Award, Astro Heart. Oh my goodness, the rating on that is
Yeah, ain't nobody going to rip that one.
Statue cyber attack, decent ratings, that should sell.
The octopus last day home, decent ratings.
Monster discharge, decent.
Android bleeding to death, four out of five stars.
Merchant brain implants half a star
The parent through space half a star
Psycho killer inmate that's that actually sounds good and then queen gone with the wind
Almost a five star
Well
We might have got scammed, but it's okay. We took the risk either way. We have more in stock now
So that's fine.
I just dropped one at lost value already, GG.
Shall we go to open?
Let's just open.
I think so.
OK, the snack shelf is in stock decently.
We're opening up.
Let's go pass out some flyers real quick.
Do some marketing.
Ladies and gentlemen, Redfield's Rentals,
it's open yet again for another day.
You don't know the VHS player will forget you did get out my face don't walk in front of my store no more
You're on a VHS player. How you doing?
What movie you gonna buy big doll?
Okay
Hey, sir. Hey, you're coming to Redfield real is a real movie. Oh, thank you so much
Hey, how y'all doing? Oh y'all already in there? Hold on. Let me pass us more flyers, sir
Redfields Riddles, we got all the best movies in town.
You're gonna die tonight.
Hey ma'am, excuse me, Redfields Riddles,
you're gonna come get a movie?
Oh my goodness, why does nobody own a VHS player?
Hey, excuse me, you're gonna come into Redfields Riddles.
Oh, thank you so much.
All right, Lockheed, we got some customers.
Ahem.
I'll be with you in just one second, ma'am.
How you doing, big dog?
Two movies here, boom, and some popcorn.
You got a late fee.
That's gonna be a two dollar late fee, big dog.
I fear.
Theodore.
Okay, please, I beg you.
Don't charge the two dollar late fee.
Look at you, man.
I'm charging the late fee.
Yep, you are the one to blame.
Thank you so much.
I ain't trying to be rude or nothing,
but have a good day, Theodore.
Don't return a late movie again.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, you ordered the exterminate?
I can do that.
But real quick before you leave, ma'am,
don't you ever call me again before I open.
You called me at like seven o'clock in the morning
when I was doing my pre-opening ritual.
Don't ever call me again.
Thank you.
I'll be right back, I'm getting a call.
Redfields Riddles.
Hello?
And I'm gone.
Okay, I can, I can resurrect that for you.
Oh my goodness, we got a line.
Oh my goodness.
How you doing, ma'am?
You doing okay?
You got you some chips.
you got your 13 bodies it's a smash hit $5 for your change have a good one thank
you how you doing sir all right you got the new ex-terminate that's gonna be
seven bucks $13 for your change have a good one how you doing sir oh you got
the new ex-terminated it's a it's a classic instantly third why somebody give
me so much change that like bro relax on all the change action
No Alex, thank you for the bit so your band
Wait really
And hold up. I'll be right back y'all. I'm so sorry
I'm on a movie cover
It's not in here!
Oh, I didn't type it right.
funny blood we don't see that movie you simpleton matter fact your band I'm so
sorry for the delay how you doing I can't afford a telescope so I'll settle
for a science fiction movie what do you suggest for a space nerd like me give me
one second I'll pick you out a good science fiction movie all this one's
gotta be good. Cosmic RV trip with the bun. Here you go, ma'am. Thank you so much. How
you doing? Thirteen bodies. That's gonna run you $7. $13 for your change. Have a good
one. Thank you so much. How you doing? Okay, 13 bodies exterminate both of the new ones.
$14, $1 for your change. Thank you. How you doing, ma'am? 13 bodies. She just
It's got my rare movie.
Limited edition.
Ma'am, don't let nothing happen to that movie.
You hear me?
It's rare.
Don't you spill that slushie on it either, Gigi.
Yep, Gigi.
She ordered a slushie and my rare movie.
She's gonna spill it.
It's gonna come back damaged,
and I'm gonna lose my mind.
1475.
Thank you so much.
525, have yourself a beautiful night.
Thank you for shopping at Redfield's Rentals.
How you doing, man?
All right, you got that, and you got that.
Eight dollars, 12 dollars for your change.
Thank you so, did we fall off?
6 p.m., where's all the customers?
Okay, there we go.
How y'all doing?
Did we fall off?
You gonna quit looking or you gonna go buy a movie?
Lord, we're now stopped by a business.
Hey, my name was on the reservation list for the Diver Space Explorer.
Oh, yeah, we got it right here. There you go. Thank you.
I'm not going to have to go pass out some more floors.
Hold on. We ain't got no customer strategy to front off.
Hey, Redfield's Real is my chance.
Wow.
Yes ma'am, thank you!
How you doing? You gonna come to Redfields Reynolds?
Forget you!
Hey, how you- oh, you already coming in?
Okay, how you doing, big dog?
You gonna slide over to Redfields Reynolds?
Why, you look so angry.
Oh.
Thank you so much, you ain't gonna be angry no more
at Redfields Reynolds.
Hey ma'am, you're gonna come get you a movie
at Redfields.
Blegh.
Hmm.
Leave you alone, thanks.
You're not gonna wake up tomorrow.
How you doing?
You gonna come shop at Redfields Reynolds?
Thank you so much.
see she heard me say that to that lady and she said oh I'll come in yep yep
that's how you do business right there
how y'all doing hey don't you hate me when I'm doing my job you need to relax
a little bit how you doing? Gag a Chilts a movie two movies I sure run you
$11 the exact change thank you so much how you doing ma'am what can I get
you. One second, I heard something.
I told you quit knocking on my door when I got customers, man.
Anyway, sorry about that. Two movies, $8, $2 for your change. Have
to go. Yes, man. What can I do for you? I'm sick of stories
with happy endings? Do you have a drama movie with a sad ending for a change? I'll see what
I could cook up for you, ma'am. Drama with a sad ending. Drama with a sad ending. Family
octopus drama. There you go. How you doing, ma'am? 13 bodies, $7, $3 for your change.
have a good one. How you doing, ma'am? What can I get you today? What's your name? Yo,
Lily? Lily, if you let anything happen to my rare 13 bodies movie, I'm gonna turn you
into a human lily pad because I'm gonna leave you floating in a river after I
call an assassin on you. Okay? Don't you dare mess with this movie. Have a good
one. Must be a big doll. Okay. That's $27. Exact change. Thank you. Yeah, every
time somebody gets a rare movie, I have to threaten them. If they break my rare
movies I will actually tweak. No joke.
Yeah, she's gonna be the 14th body.
How you doing? Charles, $18, $2 for your change. Have a good one.
What's up? What's up big dog? 13 bodies, $7, $13 for your change. Have a good one.
How you doing?
Alrighty, two movies? Yes ma'am.
Oh, you want a great slushie? I got you right here ma'am.
Thank you so much. You know what I'm gonna give you three of the things. That thing's gonna be STRONGED!
There you go. 14, 25,
75 cents for your change. You really gonna make me give you
75 cents back. Matter of fact, y'all, you know what?
You need it that bad. Have a dollar. Get up out of here.
you 75 cents back just have a dollar you needed to have. God leave you're ready to give you 75 cents just keep it going.
That be nest though. Oh you need that 75 cents back bro I'm your local movie business you can't help me out.
Alright let's go see what bro got for us real quick.
We clear?
We good?
I bet.
What's going on here?
Wait, what?
Was this here before?
Ma'am!
You need to close your blind on your wings.
Ma'am!
you're blind on your window there could be some creep back here looking through
your window at you just trying to let you know by the way did you rent that
movie from Redfield's rentals you better have you got the stuff you got
some you got a rare one what is this in bed with the cowboy
That's a $40 movie.
Why is there like stick drift in this game even though I'm on mouse and key?
Why am I floating?
Chad, do I just buy all the black market movies?
Chad, that's a $40 movie.
rare though this might wind up you are my floating $40 old good credit how much
is it worth $90 I'm not putting this on the shelf no no way I am I am not putting
this on the shelf. Five star movie in its vintage. Is it my controller? It is my controller.
Do I get the rest of them? The statues backstage pass? I'll just get all of them. Why not?
the space cupcake. What's the ratings on? What's the ratings on
this one? Decent ratings, the space cupcake, decent ratings,
horrible ratings on robo computer supercharged and then too
hot for my rooster.
I have never in my life seen a zero star movie until now.
I'm not going to be a part of
this.
I don't know where you got this
movie from, but wherever you got
this from, I'm going to need
more of these.
Not for what it is, but it
I'm not putting this on the
shelf. I gotta keep this right.
Is there a way to store movies
that you don't want displayed?
shelf. Let me stock the rest of these that we got real quick. A display shelf. There
is no display shelf. Decorations. Movie display. I need to be level five. Chad, if I just leave
Even on the counter, will it despawn before I hit level five?
Put it in reserve, waiting for it to get right.
162 dollars redfields Reynolds fell off like dead serious it did redfields Reynolds fell off
check out the tv i've done done the tv
we unlocked the action genre
can they steal rent off a display case
No, I'm getting a display case then.
That was just in time.
I'm putting all of my rares here.
Chesh, should we put all of them here, low key?
I'm putting all the rares in that.
I don't want to take any chance on getting them broken.
Look at this thing, dude.
Oh my goodness.
Boom.
Wait a minute.
Lily rented my other one.
And who else rented the other one?
Oh, Lily better have returned it.
Lily, Lately, Lily, okay, there's one of them, Lately on the rare, boom, one more, Lily
I swear, where is my rare 13 bodies?
Lily.
The TV, bro, I've done done the TV.
Look.
It's always the same channels.
What do you mean?
Y'all tripping.
Put one in, you're in the game, bro you can put any movie you want to up here, no I'm
not.
Okay.
Wait can you put movies in there?
No you can't.
All right lock in
Put your stream in there, I don't know how to put my stream in there
Yeah, you all don't drugs for real.
Chad, what's all smoking on?
Late fee.
Chad, where's my rare 13 bodies?
What did Lily do with it?
Lily run off with my movie chat Lily ran off with my movie I threatened her too
and she still did it I threatened her and she still did it she scowled me
It's not here.
I need to buy another shelf.
We ain't got no money, though, chaps.
wait hold up do we get another 10 movie
bundle or do we get nuclear known warfare
Oh, there's a free action bundle!
Binder the shelf.
That's so expensive.
Just get this one.
That's so expensive.
Redfield's Rintles has literally yet to hit $1,000 for the first time, by the way.
movie this movie where it'll play socks
right field windows hi who was this I just thought a random number to see who
would answer I'm bored
No weight lifter on the farm.
Decent.
The convict, the only Shinobi, what half a star.
The clairvoyant ignition point, zero star.
burnout three and a half out of five. The bread gang assault four star the ninja yacht three
and a half operation Kemplar barn assault zero star Oregon storm fury zero star eyes on the
The shroom somehow has four and a half stars.
Power man and couch four star.
It's looking rough.
I got to put the rest of these up here, organize once we expand this.
Once I get an employee, I'm actually going to organize, no joke I am, putting the money
on the calendar.
I don't have any flame.
Oh, I do.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, who's calling?
Redfields Reynolds!
Hello, I work night shifts in your store hours
making it almost impossible for me to come in.
I just wanted to voice my frustration.
Who do you think you are?
Does the world revolve around you bud?
Ladies and gentlemen, Redfields Rentles is open again.
We are now carrying action movies.
Yes ma'am, thank you so much.
How y'all doing?
Redfields Rentles is open for another day.
Come swing through.
You don't know what a VHS player,
hey ma'am, you wanna come to Redfields Rentles?
Okay, you wanna come to Redfields Rentles, ma'am?
Thank you.
Well, watch you, sir.
Are you ready to come in?
Hey ma'am, you wanna come to Redfields Rentles?
You hate movies?
Oh, you hate movies, huh?
I'm sure you do, whatever.
whatever let's go ladies and gentlemen how we doing this fine morning at the
Redfield Reynolds how you doing ma'am two movies I got you right here that's
gonna run you $11 exact change what oh $4 I'm so sorry one two three four
have a good one thank you how you doing man what can I get you oh you
reserved the casket in his grasp. I got you right here. There you go. How are you doing?
One return or not return movie worth one dollar for your change. How are you doing big dog?
One movie the exterminator $7 $3 for your change. Have a good. How are you doing sir?
Welcome to Redfields rentals. That's a new movie. He got both the new movies.
You're grossed a goat.
Zero dollars for you change and exact change. Thank you so much.
Yep. How you do?
Yeah, you better readjust that bag of chips. Don't you ever walk up here just throwing a bag of chips.
Don't you ever do that.
You don't throw stuff on my counter and expect me to just grab it. You hear me?
But thank you for readjusting it.
$14. Next, how you doing, ma'am? Welcome to Redfields, Reynolds. Three movies. Okay, I
see you. Three movie nights. $15, $5 for your change. Thank you so much. Yeah. How you
doing, ma'am. Two movies for you right there. The Devil's Mill.
Three dollars for your change. You have a good one. Thank you.
How you doing, ma'am? You having a great day? Wait, did I just see
what? Ma'am, what did you get?
You got who ordered the hot superstar, huh? I heard that
movie was good. Yeah, I've heard a lot of good things about
who ordered the hot superstar.
Yeah, I have.
Don't look over here, man.
Why you judge it?
Don't look over here.
Yeah.
You all up in somebody's business.
All right, Jack Changs.
Thank you so much.
What's good, big guy?
I lost my driver's license for speeding.
Now I need an action movie to get my adrenaline fixed.
Got one?
You lost your driver's license for speeding, so you're putting other people at risk.
I'll get you an action movie. I'm about to get you the worst one I got.
Which one has zero stars? I'm going to give you the zero star action movie.
Hold up. I'm going to give them the clairvoyant admission point.
And it's about driving a car. Here you go, bud. Thank you.
How you doing, ma'am? All right. Oh, you got three science fiction movies.
I see you, $15, five for your change, have a good one.
You good?
Oh, hey, how you doing?
OK, you reserved that one?
I got you right here.
Thank you so much.
Where is Lily with my return?
You've got to be kidding me.
Lily returned to where?
What did somebody reserve it?
No, I'm not doing it.
I gotta do it, bro.
I don't wanna.
What are you doing?
13 bodies.
Wait a minute, sir.
Oh, you want to?
Okay.
Great slush.
Yeah.
I got you right here.
Put another in its place.
No, you can't ask me this specific one.
Here you go.
1125 875 for you change.
Have a good one.
Thank you.
James, I swear to you, if you do something to my rare version of 13 bodies, you're going to be the 14th body and the rest of your family are going to be 15, 16, and so on.
There's going to be a whole lot more than 13 bodies. There's going to be about 20 of them. Your whole bloodline getting wiped.
Yeah. Let's go.
What's up?
Hey, dollars.
Have a good one.
Wow.
All right.
or $1 for your change. Have a good one. How you doing? Alrighty, three movies for
you right here. That's gonna be $15, five for your change. Have a good one. How you
doing ma'am? Two science fiction movies. I see you. Late fee ma'am. I'm sorry you
got a late fee. Don't act like you stand in the world. A $2 late fee. Shoot! I was
going to spend my spare change at the arcade. Oh well. All right, let me go and get that
lately. Loyal customer, loyalty, she don't mean much here. Don't return the movie late.
What if I let everybody get away with it? Exactly. 50 cents. Have a good. Yep. What's
So, if you were trying to movie late,
would you expect that to paint your leafy?
You would really, you really would, right?
Hey, dollars, two dollars for your change.
Have a good one.
Thank you so much.
Hey, you look here, bud.
You look here.
I already told you what the deal was
with this movie. If it returns broken or doesn't return at all, you will be broken.
19 feet.
What's up?
Four dollars. Have a good one.
How you doing?
Sometimes a bad movie is the best way to unwind and switch off your brain.
Do you have one to suggest after a hard day's work?
I'd enjoy your recommendation even more if it was an action film.
You want a bad action film?
I got some of those.
What you talking about?
I got some of those.
I got some terrible ones.
Which other one had a zero star?
Oh my goodness!
She's gonna like this one.
She wanted a bad one. I got the bottom of the barrel.
Worst of the worst.
Hope you know what she asked for, ma'am.
But it's about midnight. Don't go shopping no more, please.
Okay, thank you. See, she has respect.
All righty, ma'am. Boom. Boom.
I see why you waited around until everybody else was gone.
I was going to let everybody know that that movie is out of stock now, but it's on me.
Hey.
Okay.
You got some nerve.
You know that.
You're really going to ask for a slushie after closing time.
Closing time.
Whatever.
Time whatever
I hope you ain't got diabetes ma'am. Whoo. Wait what I messed it up. Oh my
There you are that is gonna run you 17 dollars and 25 cents
$2.75 for your change. You have yourself a beautiful night, ma'am. Thank you so much.
El Waster, I didn't even try to. If this was real life, I would have drank it. No joke, I would have.
If this was real...
We're so back. Oh my goodness, we're so back.
Is that our first $200 day chat?
Is it?
I don't know if that's our first $200 day.
Dude, the past couple of days before this one,
we was doing bad, but it's nice seeing $200.
Wait, chat, I think tomorrow
we're hiring an employee for the first time.
Wait chat tomorrow's episode. We're gonna hire an employee in Redfield Reynolds finally
Wait a minute
They better be a good employee to don't play with me
Redfield Reynolds is so back two hundred and nine dollar day. Don't play with us over here. Hey
W episode
Great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
appreciate all the gift this subs don't knows vits follows in the course I
appreciate all y'all for this hanging out hey you'll have a good rest y'all's
night have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen
love me night peace out y'all