and
she is
Cheers
Once more yet again
Yet again once more yet again yet again again once more yet again once more again
again. Nintendo, it's your girl, Boo Boo, Krusty,
Dare, IV, Keso, Mochi, Baby, K, Diana with the five,
W, Diana with the five, Ubs, Christy, Lauren, Beams, Brad,
Mo, Gold, Cam, Mo again, Yay, Gracie, average,
Page, Ruby, Lazy, Dis, BR, Jim, Pitch, W Subbers, Gray Hootie, by the way, Gray, how's the jaw
feeling? Oh, it's bad, buddy. I can barely close my mouth at all. It is terrible today.
this is a gray hoodie. There's no argument to be had. Okay. There's no argument to be
had buster. Gray hoodie. Shout out to everybody's day going on the scale of one at the end.
Let me hear it. Hi, America with the five and pink with the five. Thank you. Appreciate
that you never come pink with a father?
Chad, what did y'all do today, man?
Huh?
What did y'all do today?
Did you do anything?
That's the real question.
Did you do anything today?
You worked!
Oh, yeah, Chad, here's what we're doing, right?
Me and my mom have decided the dessert that we're going to do tomorrow, as you know.
Tomorrow's the cooking strain, most likely.
Most likely tomorrow, if not Thursday, but more than likely it's tomorrow and not Thursday.
We're doing steakhouse burrito and we have determined what we're doing for the for the
dessert action.
Right?
I'm going to give you all a hint.
I'll give you a hint as to what the dessert's going to be.
Marko with the ten.
I'm gonna take a guess.
Strawberry cheesecake.
Yeah!
Strawberry cheesecake?
She said no bake strawberry cheesecake,
so I don't know how that's gonna go down,
but we're gonna do no bake strawberry cheesecake.
So,
yep.
See, I've never had no baked strawberry cheesecake, bro.
Have you?
Well, you're going to when we cook it.
You're going to.
Okay, look at this check y'all mess with strawberries, bro. Not gonna lie. I don't mess with strawberries like that
But I think if we make a good cheese cake with it
There's a good chance
It's gonna be
Fire
What gangs have you been looking forward to? Contraband police. Contraband police. Contraband
police. A little bit of contraband police, right? Yes, subnautica two, yeah, I almost forgot about
subnautica two, yeah. What's that one horror game that was a liminal that we've been waiting to come
out forever? Subliminal? Ready for that game to come out too, bruh. Ready for subliminal to come out
on his back.
Tell ya'll.
Tell them what I got there.
Cato, what's your favorite snack?
What's your favorite snack, Cato?
There ain't nothing like, there ain't nothing like a good lemon, baby.
Valerie with the five, thank you.
Y'all want to know my number one go-to snack, bro?
I get three lemons, wash them off, cut one and a half, put salt on it, get the juice
out of it and it do two more like that. Yep. It's good, bro. It's good. Okay. It is good.
Yeah, salt? Oh, absolutely.
Y'all have never had salt on a lemon duty?
What?
Why not?
Be villa with the five and andromeda with the five.
It's supposed to be sugar. No, it's not.
If you've never done salt on a lemon, you need to do it.
No, Joe, it's like the best thing ever.
Like, actually, salt on a lemon is like the most refreshing,
literally the best thing ever.
No thanks. Well, okay, keep living your life subpar then. Just trying to help you out.
Okay, what you mean? No thanks. I hope you're trying to give you just, you know, something
that's good. You know, thanks. Anyone try it, huh?
Granny three got a new ending. No, it didn't.
No, it did not.
No, it didn't.
Are you serious?
Wait, that's gotta be a lie.
But at the same time, that seems too specific for it to be a lie.
Jessica with the five.
Wait a minute.
Are you behind me right now?
Hold on.
Are you lying to me?
It's true?
No, it's not.
Wait, you can't be serious.
Wait a minute.
everybody in here you line why would you lie like this dog granny 3 hasn't been
updated since February 9th of 2024 why would you randomly come in here and say
Granny 3 got a new ending. Why?
Do not play with me about Granny. Who said it? We got to find out who said it
first. Don't you don't why why how could you matter of fact matter of fact
that's the better question how could you do something like that
We got to find them. Pink nugget with the five. Thank you.
I'm not sure I'm gonna do so. Thank you.
Yo, happy birthday, uh, Sammy. Chat, tell Sammy happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Sammy.
Okay, bet. Appreciate you, J. W. J. Thank you.
That's crazy. You really woke up today. You said, yo, you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna go in cases stream when he goes live.
For no reason I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna say Brandy three got a new update
Or no, I'm gonna go in there and say Brandy three got a new ending
What's wrong with you man
I think that might be a banable offense, no joke.
Should we see what kind of slop on YouTube today, let me see what kind of slop on here.
I don't have a built-up recommended page on this computer.
No!
I don't have a slop recommended page built up on this one yet.
No!
Wow
Huh
Yeah, what's one of them good slop channels that we watch
I'm not reacting to nukes top five. There's never gonna be a ghost video that convinces me. There's actually no
There's no nukes not a slot channel. I'm talking about one of those one
That's like would you rather eat a three-year-old dookie that's been laying on the ground for three years
Or would you rather eat a taco?
And it starts counting down
Matter of fact I can follow
Yeah, oh, yeah
What the world
Dog look at this bro. What is this?
Look at this second one
I'm clicking it
When a shopping cart smashed my headlight, we weren't even able to fight to get paid for such a small plane.
This better be a good one.
Welcome back to Brain Berry Quiz.
Brain Berry Quiz!
Ready for the toughest choices of your life because we are playing...
Toughest choices of my life!
Would you rather hardest choices ever get funded?
would you rather talk like a parrot or walk like a penguin one more like this
buster and I'm clicking off this video I'm not answering this stupid question
only be able to whisper or only be able to shout only be able to well only be
able to whisper not gonna lie because like the only being able to shout
action that's that's kind of crazy right there yeah that that's kind of wall
yeah would you rather lick public toilet seat or like this video I would
actually rather link a public toilet seat than like this video so you set
yourself up for failure on that one bud
Knees glitter or fart bubble.
Glitter.
Have fingers as long as spaghetti or toes as big as watermelon.
Yo, one more of these and I'm going on to the next one, but don't play with me right now.
Wear wet socks for a year or never wear socks again.
Wet socks for a year?
No, never wear socks again.
Have bad breath or have smelly feet.
Yeah, I'm out of here. Where are we, five years old?
Give me something good, bruh.
Golly.
Have bad breath or have smelly feet.
Wait, golly, where are we, five?
Yo, dookie time with the five. Thank you
Now ask me some real like ones that I got to have like a dilemma about like man. That's crazy, bro
You know what I mean? I
Need one like that not nothing, you know, but you know, you know, you know what I'm saying chat, right?
Yeah
Anyone of them that says hardest choices ever, right?
Gotta be, Captain.
You know what I mean? Gotta be.
Right.
Oh, hold up now. Wait a minute.
one. Chat a real or cake one.
a real or cake one. I'm good at
those fast. real or cake dude. I'm
good at these. Hey, Blitzers.
These cakes look so real.
Can you even spot the difference between real and cake?
The classic would you rather voice.
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Real or cake?
Big doll.
You gonna give me a better picture?
Wait. Let me zoom in a picture.
Cake, though. That's cake all day. That's cake.
Time to make your guess. That's cake!
Cake. I'm him. I'm him.
I'm not gonna be the single one that's wrong with everything I love or not.
Realistic is that
Doritos
Cake real or cake cake get off me
I bet is real what about you
Anybody saying real y'all tripping us cake, bro
That one is real okay
Lava land yo, you're getting me these this 420p
images, dude
No, you gotta zoom in these pictures, bro
Like let me see a zoomed in
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
I need some zoomed in action.
They got like bars on the side.
What's wrong with y'all, man?
Oh, hold on.
Oh, they got hit with the hands.
That's tough.
Stop shouting.
This video has 225 million views,
35 million views. It's not like a quiz.
Dude, some of these have so many views, Chad.
No joke.
Your depression with the five, thank you.
Precincts you depression with the five, what you eating a breath, man?
Because y'all be stressing me out. Don't make me pop another one.
Don't make me pop another, y'all don't need to stress me out today.
Don't make me pop another breath in there, bro.
Every time y'all start stressing me out, I start popping breath myths.
Ooh, general knowledge quiz, easy.
Pemple meet your mighty patch.
Get results in six to eight hours from hero, the number one acne patch brand.
Hey, AT&T, they're best deal in the new Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra.
I'm telling everyone, I got a hardware guy, we're going to add him.
Get ready.
I am known for my general knowledge, I am known for my wide array of knowledge on various
subjects.
This should be rather easy for you, boy.
No joke.
Yo, Ellis with the five, thank you, Ellis with the five, appreciate you.
to test your brain with 101
general questions everyone should know.
In this quiz, there's no multiple choice.
You'll have to rely on memory.
That's true, it is true.
But if you're ready, let's get started.
I'm known as somewhat of a genius.
What is the fear of spiders called?
Arachnophobia, buddy.
And I don't just know that because I have arachnophobia.
I would have known it anyway.
The correct answer is arachnophobia.
Show me, I know what I'm talking about.
Play with me.
How many time zones are there in the world?
Eight.
There are twenty-four times.
What?
zones. What do bees collect and use to make honey?
Honeycomb, get off me! Honeycomb, bud!
The answer is nectar. Okay.
What does the U in USB stand for? Universal.
It stands for universal.
See, something that actually requires skill to know, I know it.
Which blood cells help fight infection?
WHITE BLOOD CELLS!
Correct. It's the white blood cells.
Yep, she knew I got it right. She knew it.
What is the coolest place on earth?
Antarctica. Next question.
What I've done this one have I for real the correct answer wait have I done this
Antarctica, uh-oh, I don't remember these questions
What animal appears on the Ferrari? Oh my goodness. I have
Why'd y'all have to say some I wouldn't have even noticed it if I it's got it say something
Man
Is this a rerun shut up?
Bro, if y'all wouldn't have said anything, I would not have known that I've seen that
already, bro.
You know what I mean?
Man, there it go.
YouTube wrote it.
Yo, there ain't nothing on here.
Oh, my stomach hurting.
Gigi, I gotta get off.
Yeah, my stomach hurts, shall I get off?
Tell him I'm hurting.
Ooh. Ooh.
Just listen to me.
Critics are saying Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice, that's a bloody fun part.
You're gonna freak out a little?
It's hilarious.
I'm sure it's, I'm sure it's just hilarious. I'm sure it is.
Welcome back to Quiz Blitz.
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What kind of person are you?
In this video, Quiz Blitz offers you to make 40 extremely difficult choices.
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I'm good off that. Thank you for the offer though.
Take a shower in the morning or take a shower in the evening?
Have I done this one? I haven't done this one, right?
I don't think I've done this one.
I've heard this question before,
for. But I don't think I've done this specific one, but we all know the answer.
Everybody takes a shower in the evening. Why would you ever just take a shower in
the morning and then not at the evening? You're just gonna be dirty going to bed.
That's insane. Why would you do that?
Would you rather dogs or children?
I'm about to make one of these youth in channels.
Oh, this one's got 24 million views!
Oh no, it's these goopers!
Oh no, I'm about to get rage-baited.
Here come the 10 hardest choices you'll ever have to...
I hate this guy!
Throughout our lives, we are constantly bombarded with major choices.
Which university should I apply to?
Should I take that higher paid job on the other side of the country?
Do I like red M&M's or blue?
Our decisions not only determine our future-
Say, anybody else hate this dude, bro?
Ever since that one video where he was rage baiting me, bro, I haven't forgiven him since.
No joke.
It was bad.
But also define us and shape our personalities.
In this video, Brightside offers you the opportunity to make 10 extremely difficult choices.
At the end of the video, we'll tell you what kind of person you are.
There are only two possible answers to each question.
You need to choose between option A and option B.
I can't do this!
To end question, before we give you the explanation, don't think too long and go with your gut.
You'll get the most accurate results that way.
Here we go.
down from number 10 would you rather a be the smartest person around or be the
most charming man this basic question you did all that lead up for this a always
have to tell the truth or be always lie
And I've answered the... I answered every question.
So have I answered every question in the world?
Wait.
This was different.
I haven't seen this video, but I've answered these questions.
Internet access again, or B,
never take an airplane in your life.
I've never taken an airplane anyway, so I'm just stupid.
Eveler, we feel your pain.
Internet, stop, or B,
win a million dollars.
How about if it starts working?
Would you press the $100 million button but five people die?
No, I wouldn't press that button.
No.
No, not back before I was in the position. I am now. I can't say that I would say the same thing, but now
100 million dollars or five people die
Or no, if you hit a hundred million dollar button and five people die, I wouldn't press it now, but back in the day
back in the day now. Maybe.
Let me see what you, what matter of fact.
Let me see if y'all got morals.
vote on this vote on this oh wow oh wow
wait wait what's wrong with y'all bruh
wait what's wrong with y'all
Y'all low-key evil up in here!
I'm broke. They could be bad guys.
But what if they're not?
Five people just died already. Yeah, I know that.
What is wrong with y'all? Only if I get to choose the people? No, no, it is literally
five random people on the planet and y'all me to tell me y'all hitting yes dude as long
oh no see something wrong with y'all I can't believe y'all bro I can't believe y'all right
now. Do y'all feel happy about y'all self? If I use the money to save six people that's
a net positive. Buddy, I fear that's not how that works. You want to know what it's like?
It's like this. It's like one of these situations almost.
a runaway train is heading towards five workers on a rail pay attention to every word we
We about to see how moral y'all really are.
A runaway train is heading towards five workers on a railway line.
There's no way of warning them.
But you're standing near a lever that operates some points.
Switch the points, and the train goes down a spur.
Trouble is, there's another worker on that bit of track, too.
But it's one fatality instead of five.
Should you do that?
Many people think the right thing to do would be to switch the points,
sacrifice one to save five, since that produces the best outcome possible.
Now imagine the train heading for the workers again.
This time it can only be stopped by pushing a very large man off a bridge.
His great bulk would stop the train, but he'd die.
Should you do that?
Most people say no.
But why not?
Both thought experiments are cases of sacrificing one to save five.
What the trolley problem examines is whether moral decisions are simply about outcomes
or about the manner in which you achieve them.
Some utilitarians argue that the two cases are not
importantly different from each other.
Both have similar consequences, and consequences
are all that really matter.
In each case, one person dies, and five are saved.
The best option in each harrowing situation.
But lots of people say they would switch the points,
but they wouldn't push the man off the bridge.
Are they simply inconsistent, or are they onto something?
You know what I think the play in the trolley problem is?
The play in the trolley problem is, it might sound crazy.
You just let the train run over the five people.
And the reason that you let the train run over the five people is it's because that's
something that was going to happen either way, but you stepping in deliberately caused
somebody else to die that wasn't going to, so you essentially killed somebody in trying
to save someone else.
And realistically, if you just let it happen, then that's just what it is.
So the best play is you just be like, oh, well, there it is, you know?
Because you could be like, well, five lives are worth more than one.
But it's like at the same time, it's like a life to life, though.
person has a family just like the other five does and you went out of your way
to kill that one so the rest of them could do the same. The only play is is
you just got to let it be, bro.
You just got to let it be.
Because that's something that was going to happen again, either way, they'll take, okay,
well you're stupid then.
If you're okay with switching the track and you literally yourself killed someone, then
you go right ahead.
You go right ahead and do that.
But I'm not gonna switch that track
knowing that it's gonna kill somebody else.
You can't do that.
Ask the people, y'all would probably,
do you know what y'all would do?
Y'all would let the train run over the five people, then y'all jump in it, put it in reverse,
and then switch it, and then come run over this dude.
That's what y'all would do.
Y'all would kill the five, put that thing in reverse, go back, swap the track, and then
run over the other guy. You want to know why? Because that's what y'all do. Is that what
you think of us? I just ran a poll. Press the button to get $100 million but five random
people die and y'all voted yes. Of course. Of course. What else am I to think now?
right? I'd cry after I got the hundred million. Yeah, you'd be sitting there wiping your tears
with hundred dollar bills. Ah, I shouldn't have killed them. And that's when karma gets
That's when you go to tell your family in the living room and they're all just dead.
That'd be the most crazy karma ever. You're like, I'm hitting a button.
Five random people, man, it's whatever. You know what? I need this hundred million.
You hit the button. I got a hundred million dollars. I got to go kill the rest of my family.
Hey, everybody, you walking, everybody's in there.
All five of them was your family then.
All five of them, go!
Laying in the living room with the TV, still playing.
Still got a Western on your grandpa in there, your brother, your sister, your mom, your dad.
There's a Western movie on a TV. You walk in there and tell them,
Mom, Dad, everybody, we rich, are y'all happy?
And they just go, because of you.
And then would you be happy with your decision then chat?
Okay the about the amount of yeses that I just saw okay yeah we're actually getting
in bad territory here yeah no we're actually no uh-uh we're actually getting in bad territory
right here. Get out of here. What's Utah my high case? How are you, buddy? I was better.
I was good until you just called me buddy. You're banned. What is wrong with you? But
yeah, just saying chat. That's just an option. It's time. We got a dub yesterday. Let's make
it to in a row. Everybody lock in. What a prediction! You already know what time it is.
Do you know what time it is? Well, you should. You can tell by the music.
Let me check the store.
Is there anything new in the store?
Let me take a gander.
the store. Is there anything new in the store? Let me take a gander.
It's still this stuff, bro. Oh my goodness, man.
Bro, come on. Oh, man, no!
What's y'all doing, man?
Yo, what is this?
That's kind of cute.
Could I make something good out of that, though?
Should I get that?
Nah, it's kinda bad.
Got some fish action, no.
Elephant and...
I'm doing it. I'm going broccoli.
Wait a minute.
I hate broccoli, but that goes kind of crazy.
Dude!
Look!
Why is my volume so low, man?
Does my volume load y'all?
No?
It feels like my volume load.
Oh my goodness dude. Oh because it was low on that screen. Never mind. Chat we're giving
the broccoli stick a try. We're giving it a go. It's ugly. Y'all always hating bro.
That's why I'll use the door no more. Because y'all was hating on the door too. Don't quit
hate. Quit hating on the door.
Did I see the mushroom? Yeah, I seen it. I don't know. Chad,
would y'all walk with the mushroom action?
I don't know about the mushroom action, bro.
I feel like everybody I've ever seen with the mushroom action kind of
sucks. No offense. I do like mushrooms though. Mushrooms really good. Maybe that'd be good
luck. Let's go. I'm about to get first game on win again by the way. Watch me. Yesterday
Hey, I won my first game on, I'm about to do it again.
Watch.
I'ma do it again.
This skin is clean, I don't know what y'all talk about.
Clean.
I'm the worst.
I'm clean with it!
Let's go!
Come on!
I am locked!
Check the prediction?
It can't be that bad.
No, that's really not bad at all.
That's actually not bad at all.
take those. Bubble trouble. I like bubble trouble. I like bubble trouble. Hey, I like bubble trouble.
I like bubble trouble. Come on. It's mid. No, it's not. You're saying it's mid because I like it,
You just gotta be dead, or I'm gonna say it's me.
Just cut case old life, I'm gonna say it's me.
And look what y'all sound like.
Super Bobo!
No!
So bad!
Okay, okay, FITTY!
I
I'm clapping out loud thank you for the support don't feel ashamed real ones do that real
ones do that don't feel ashamed you're a real one for that
Come on man, give my next game, bruh.
GG.
I'm about to clap with no hands if I don't win this.
Don't, don't, don't try me.
don't try me. Trust me. I can.
my life you know come kill this pig real quick in the in the buzz lot of your
skin
I'm blocked, oh I'm blocked, Chad look at me dodging on a lumbon purpose.
Oh man, oh man, it's getting intense.
It's getting intense!
Twile easy!
Yo, get this donkey off of me, bro!
I'm dead oh there's a string sniper on this map it's absolutely no hope
I'm gonna handle it myself.
Knock him out.
Actual pig, loveless, disgusting freak with no hope in your life is exactly what you are.
And even that's a compliment to be honest.
every word of it too.
Absolute filth, pure filth, you are filth.
Actual, like I said, there are barnacles
that are living creatures on the seafloor
that didn't get to be a human, but you got to.
I don't know why you got to be a human
and the barnacle didn't.
It's crazy.
It's like actually insane.
I'll never understand.
Like what was the vetting process?
Lord have mercy, I'm out of water.
You were literally holding them?
Oh, it's almost like, you know what, you're man too.
Now get out of here, see ya.
See you bud
Hey, peace you thought you you really thought huh I used to have the world record on this course
Two and a half years ago
Two and a half years ago had the world record on this course, let me reclaim my throne real quick
First one in the pipe, I'm crazy!
Yo, I'm actually about to lose my mind.
Like the broccoli skin sucks!
Chad, it's the skin!
Oh my!
I'm insane!
I'm crazy!
360! I didn't do it, my bad.
I got some more!
13 oz.
If I stay awake till five or five or
probably sell another ounce, shoes tie tight just in case I got a belt.
Oh, man, I like me some water.
Yeah, y'all like some water?
I like me some water.
Man, I like some water.
Let's go.
I'm getting first place right here.
I already told you I was.
Watch out, didn't believe me?
Okay.
This game is actually garbage.
I'm not sure.
Chad, was that my fault right there keeping a stack with you, boy? Was that me?
Was that me right there?
And if you're saying yes, you just didn't see what what was reality there. There's no way
Check there's no way you can say that's my fault with a straight face dude. You can't
The oranges were stream sniping. Yes, the oranges was stream sniping
They work. Straight up.
I'm locked. I'm about to go, I'm about to just play full screen.
No, I'm playing.
I'm getting first place right here. Watch!
I
I almost if I would have hit my table like the stream would have ended because this water would have spilled everywhere
it would have been so bad. It would have been so bad. Like horrifically bad. Like expeditiously
bad. Like, like horrifically at the absolute like apex of badness. It would have been bad.
Truly. There's no doubt about it.
I'm locked though.
I'm locked.
Clean.
First game, not third game.
First one in a pipe.
This skin ain't it.
The skin ain't it, oh no, broccoli sucks.
Wait, no, your ban for insulting my skin matter of fact.
First!
I got sick.
You just said it sucks.
That's like calling your own self an insult and somebody else does.
You're like, wait a minute, bud.
Slow down.
Let's slow it down a little bit here, bud.
DJ won't slow that party down.
Low down.
Whatever that song, boy, you remember that song?
That's an old one right there.
I swore.
Jupiter with the fire.
Appreciate you Jupiter with the fire.
Whoa, what do you know? The snowball came straight for me.
What do you know?
What game do you think has the worst stream stifles?
I
For tonight
Do fall guys got some bad string snipers?
Pug G got bad string chat.
What?
People play Pug G?
Roblox got the worst string snipers.
I don't play online games that often I think we know why
I
The worst stream sniping I ever experienced in a video game was when I played minecraft
Hunger games it was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen
I played a few different online games on stream. The worst one was Minecraft and I think second
It's probably this.
It's a lot better now though than it used to be.
I'm on rail.
Come on, Real.
That was my fault. That was entirely my fault.
That was my fault.
and be mad at my fault.
Oh dude, Mario Kart, dude there was people in Mario Kart
string sniping me, literally making their Mario Kart name
case built like a green shell.
Mario Kart was bad for string snipers too.
Yeah, it was.
Yep, Mario Kart was bad for string snipers too.
No joke, Sea of Thieves was bad for Stream Snipers too, yes.
Sea of Thieves was bad for Stream Snipers.
So I said Family Feud, Family Feud, it didn't really matter because it was just Agarro,
oh my.
Yeah, Agarro, yeah.
Agar you're terrible for string snipers
Absolutely terrible for string snipers terrible. Yeah. Oh
Man one of the worst matter of fact one of the worst slither
Slyther was one of the worst to
Apex I
Don't think I ever got string sniped and all my games of apex. I don't remember ever getting strings not very thanks
Anonymous with the five. Thank you. I don't think I ever did
I don't remember ever getting dead surprisingly surprisingly, I don't think I ever got stream signed today banks
Yeah
Would you wouldn't matter if they did anyway excited got straight crapped on
I'm insane with it.
Yeah, I would actually have to say, Apex was probably the best online game for stream snipers.
I never got stream sniped in it.
No joke.
Play Apex. I don't even have it installed.
Almost. Don't make her...
Install it. Bramble, how long that take?
Okay.
No, not Mortal Kombat, you got me next time.
I was cursing people's families
for 30 generations on Mortal Kombat.
Read my bits with the fight, thank you.
Yeah, I was.
I was literally giving people 30 generational curses
Mortal Kombat when that made me mad. No joke. So whoever those people were their family for the next 30-gen arrays just
Hey, thanks, it's fun right now. Hey, thanks has always been fun
crazy with it wait this is it this is it first one in the pipe
Not three times on the ceiling if you want me.
Whoa, twice on the pipe if the answer is no.
Oh my darling.
I mean, you'll meet me in the hallway.
Copy with the fire.
Y'all ever heard that song, chat?
Have you ever heard that song?
I'm gonna put y'all on.
Hey girl what you doing down there dancing alone every night while I live right above you?
That's kinda creepy.
I can hear music playing
I can see a fire
Matter of fact, that's real creepy
One floor below me
You don't even know me
I love you
Wait, this song is creepy!
Oh, my darling
Not beat the rhymes on the ceiling
If you want me
Girl, like all the fighters
If the answer is no
Oh my sweetness, means you're missing the hallway.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I stopped the cars today.
Means you ain't gonna show.
If you look out your window too.
you
I
One more time!
Take the damage!
Key to this one is don't panic.
Oh my
Christmas Miracle!
Christmas... Miracle.
I must say...
Christmas Miracle.
A Christmas one.
Uh, what?
What was that?
Did Bro have moon jump?
Yeah, bro was lagging bro, why would bro so high up?
What's your favorite music genre?
I don't know, I just like a song if it's good or not.
I shouldn't have tried to be a pioneer.
dog you're cooking over here big dog you're cooking right now
Big dog, you cunt!
Biggest of dog!
That giraffe was straight cooking!
Please win if I win this one as Gigi for this game.
Not gonna fly.
That would be like 0 and 5.
I got you right here.
Yo.
Furgalicious? You just cook.
Y'all get this pig off me, I'm tired of asking y'all. What do I pay y'all for? Purple suit, kill it!
Yep, game's unplayable.
Was I fullscreen that whole time?
Wait, was I fullscreen that whole time?
Did I just go fullscreen?
No.
Okay, we're good.
Chat, stop saying yes, bruh.
Some of y'all say yes.
Some of y'all say no.
Y'all are boring.
Y'all supposed to say yes.
to say yes. No, they're not. Don't try to get them to act goofy in here. Man, my jaw hurt,
Jack. God, leave, bro. That ain't hurt, man. Bro, I can't even close my jaw. Like over here,
I like fully close my jaw.
TMJ sucks, now TMJ does suck.
TMJ, terrible.
Should I pop another mint?
Y'all are stressing me out a little bit. I might have to pop another mint right here.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Cheers
It's a breath man, dude, it ain't like it's drugs or nothing.
Play Apex, bro, I told you I ain't got Apex installed, buddy.
How many times do you want me to repeat myself to you, huh?
How many times do you want me, do I need to repeat myself to you?
I don't understand how many times do I get paid to repeat myself to you.
Knowing as big as Apex is, that would take ten hours.
I just have my tongue tongue hurt bro why my tongue tongue hurt
we will wait no you won't cause watch this
you know what I'll show you I'll show you why
a pig legend
Who's the last time I played a shooter game on, surely?
Phew.
Bro, I've been eating so clean.
Why is my stomach hurting?
Look, look how long it'll take.
Look at this.
To that goober that keeps saying play apex,
look how long it'll take to download.
I bet you feel like a goober now, don't you?
Do I look like I'm a man that got 20 minutes?
Do I look like I'm a man that's got 20 minutes?
every minute of my time is valuable.
Play eight ball online?
Wait, is there a way you can play
random people in eight ball?
Wait, how?
What website?
the same website 24-7, Puerto Rico 24-7, Puerto Rico
24-7, Puerto Rico
W online gaming segment. Oh buddy. You're about to quickly witness once this game gets done down low. I don't do it often.
I turn into something I'm not proud of.
towards what's in pool.com
is that what it's called chat oh my goodness what was that
play it against chat okay I'll do that
y'all can't stream snipe me and pull chat it's a 1v1 there ain't nothing y'all
do about it. UK, UK do nothing to get me in pull. Oh yeah. How do I do it? You know what
I'm giving y'all permission to string snipe me right here.
Are you ready?
247pull.com.
Now you can string snipe me.
Pull up the website and get ready to play it
when I hit play.
Somebody about to get cooked.
Do you like big eggs to plug?
Yeah, bro got some bangers.
Play anyone.
Who am I up against?
Okay.
Play anyone.
What's happening?
Oh, you're kidding, right?
And I add?
I'm breaking.
There's no way there was only that much mustard on it. Where was the power at? Where was the power?
Okay, this dude sucks. You lost.
Solids. Big solids right here.
see in that time I didn't try to put power on it. Big solids. Huge. Huge. Oh my goodness.
went right where I wanted it dog. Yeah, I got good doing that. My father. I'm actually
Insane whole night
See if I do that yeah, let's just do this here
Safe perfect now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go here
Oh, this could be bad for me, though.
Let me try this.
Oh my goodness!
I'm so nasty!
Top-right pocket dog!
I'm insane with it!
Bring the table out of it!
You next, you better get off me, you talk about it.
Straight up ready, table on.
Come on.
Two stripes.
Two stripes in
Okay
Okay, wow this could be an issue for me here because I want stripes. No, there's three stripes in okay, please
Refund that I guess or pay him I want technically
I'm a win anyway, you got me messed up, I'm about to lose.
It was over because I was going to get a stripe in right there, two stripe.
Here's the thing right chat, look at this, two stripe, you know what I mean?
So technically you would want to try to get a stripe in right here, but I'm going to keep
an absolute stack with y'all. I'm not gonna be getting a stripe in right here.
Right? So let's do this number. Okay. And let's do this number.
Let's do this number with some backspin, right?
Okay, that did not exactly go as planned, but I think I can still cook this.
That's going in 100%, and then I'm going to be able to hit the yellow in if I barely touch this.
7% power. No, I didn't put the mustard on it!
What I was trying to do, though, I didn't put much power on it right there.
This is exactly where I wanted the ball to be, because I was going to go yellow, and
I was going to go green, and then it was going to stop right here where backspin, and I was
going to go eight ball in top right.
3-1 with the 10, thank you.
Oh my goodness, shoot the ball, bud.
Okay.
Yeah, pay him up.
You're gonna let them break. What kind of slop is this? Why are you letting them break?
What kind of slop is this? I'll never get to break. See that's what happens when you
let somebody else break. Don't you ever not let me break again. You know what I
mean? Blue ball right here. Now there's a chance that it scratches but if I barely
put any power on it, it should be good. So if I go like this, beautiful. See now
Now I'm in a little bit of a pickle here, right?
Okay, scratch what I just said.
I am in the worst possible position
I could have ever put myself in.
Oh wait, no, this is mine.
Oh, that's still bad, no matter what.
I'm gonna go green.
That's not going to work
Yellow
Pad green up here if I hit this I I'm the best that ever played the game
No, okay worth a try though worth a try
Worth a shot
Move your cam
Yeah, I can tell you suck you might as well go ahead and leave
You ain't gonna make another one you're going for that one. Oh my goodness. Oh
Oh wow. Really?
Insane squeeze, but I'm going for it.
Nope.
No other way there.
It's eight picks on them.
Chad, pull kind of fun, huh?
This might be one of our new gambling rotation games.
Yeah, this dude sucks.
Why would you go for that one?
Y'all want to give y'all a tip for pool chat?
If you ever have the option, never
go for the easiest ball to pot.
Always go for the one that's more difficult
if you have the option, because it'll set you up better later.
There ain't no way I'm about to lose this.
I'm going to go full power here, okay?
You go full power there because it literally just stops the ball dead and it tracks when
is it that distance? It works that way in real life too. I'm going to try to leave the
cue ball like right here without scratching so I can go green and then maybe I can try
to finesse something up here. 20%. Okay, see that's not where I wanted it. I wanted it
up here but not there. This works. Full power. Oh, that did not go in the pocket. I just
I didn't lose. Wait, what happened?
Oh, GT.
Sorry, the gain crass press here to reload.
Oh, that's a refund.
Oh, refund him, I guess.
What was that?
Alright, run another prediction.
saved chat I was not gonna lose that chat you really think I'm gonna lose the
game of pool here I get y'all goobers cuz I know y'all are the ones loading up
against me here that one doesn't count
too many people on that's what y'all do to agario
Let me break. Someone competent play him. Oh, that's fine. Go ahead.
Yeah, you suck. You lost. Yeah, you lost. The fact that you just took that shot right
there shows me all I need to see. Yeah, go ahead. Hurry up, bud. Hurry up. Let me get
my shot. Hurry up. No, hurry up. Come on. Come on, man. Get you, get you yellow ball.
And then, come on, let's do this.
You're cooked.
You cooked yourself.
Yeah, all right.
Now, because this website is some swap,
you don't have to call the pocket you're shooting to.
So I can guarantee you this goober's just
going to shoot it full power at the stack over there.
It is going to get a miracle one go in.
Watch.
That's a really good shot.
Real pullers, you call every pocket on every shot.
Wow, that left me in a terrible position.
Wow.
Wow!
Okay.
Not too much power on it, just go.
Something like that, right there.
I'm gonna go for the green bean here, chat.
I'm going to go for the green bean.
And I'm going to, yeah, go for the green bean.
Decent power, bust that up a little bit.
That's beautiful.
OK.
Go for the red.
Full pattern.
I'm going to go for the red here.
I'm gonna try to put it the right power.
I want the cue ball to end up like right here.
In a perfect world,
I get the cue ball to end up like right here
in a perfect world.
But the world we live in is not perfect.
Wait, we're playing slop rules, so.
13 to my maroon is gonna bounce off the green ball
mind is going to go in. I might scratch but whatever. Send it.
That didn't work, but I messed him up bad. You're so messed up. Oh my goodness.
You're so messed up. You ain't gonna do nothing, bud. Left you in a horrible
spot. What you gonna do here, big dog? Huh?
What you gonna do here?
Can't do that. According to this website, you can. Oh, wait, no, that
ball in hand? You had a ball in hand! Yeah, you sold. Barely. Barely. Now you may think,
yo, go for the yellow ball. No, you go here first. And put some spin on it. Ooh, no, wait
a minute. When I go here, yes, I'm going to go here, barely anything. That is the worst
thing that could have ever happened. Make it happen, please.
I don't know the power percentages, man, if I knew the power percentages better, bro.
You sold? I'm not gonna lose, bro.
Look at this, what are you doing?
What was that, big dog?
What's you gonna do now?
What the heck, what, what, what are you gonna do now?
What you doing?
Now you're making me mad.
All my points are on you, that's okay.
I'm going to make it happen.
Dude!
I need this ball to travel
back here with no scratch.
Wait, that works too.
Wait, that just works too.
Wait, is that scratchable?
That's very scratchable.
That is unbelievably scratchable.
It's scratchable both ways.
It's less scratchable this way though because I'm hitting more of the eight ball.
So that being said, with me hitting more of the eight ball, I'm going to be able to put
more backspin on it.
I'm going to full power backspin eight ball right here. Send it beautiful. Oh my goodness.
Pay him up dog. Oh my goodness. I'm going to my lose. What you talking about? Pay him up.
I'm going again. Shout out loud. Who beat me in here?
What's apex looking like? Oh yeah.
Come on, come on, what was that?
This lowkey stressing me out?
No, it's alright.
It's okay bro.
Yo, yo Buster, you're breaking.
You lost, pay him up.
Yeah, yeah complex with the fire
Tough
Wait, you lost wait what oh if that says I lost in this website's actual garbage if you pocket a ball
SGG
That's got to be a bug
You know what Chad y'all know a fun fact about that by the way
Do you want to know a fun fact about pool type one if you don't know a fun fact?
You know a fun fact about pool
It should be
Technically impossible to make the eight ball on a break technically it's supposed to be impossible
A ball off the break is a dub always heard it was either an instant loss or you can the person you're playing against can say
Just put it in the middle. Oh
G with the five
Big break
That's a fun fact, yeah, it's a fun fact
Two stripes two solids, what are we thinking chat?
I'm thinking I go stripes because this solid is gonna mess up. I'm going to
try it. I'm going to try it all day. All day. I'll put a little backspin on. I want to
try to make it wind up right here. Perfect.
I don't know why that happened.
Slop physics?
Yo, what is that hat?
Yo!
What are you doing?
Chast off, bro.
Yo, ask with the T and give the W, ask with the T and give the thank you, ask W, ask with the T and
Yo chat, why am I getting that ad bro? Stop. Chat that's beautiful right there.
Chat that right there is beautiful.
Now you may be thinking yo case you just sold, but I did not. Just give me one
one second. Okay.
Do you believe in my ability chat? If you truly believe in my ability, you will believe
that this green ball is going top left pocket right here. And it is, it's going top left
pocket right here. Wait, the physics in this game don't make sense. OG with the
10. Thank you. Wait, what? Why did that not work? This dude sucks, by the way. This is
a free dub for us. Believers get ready to get paid up. This dude sucks. There's no danger
of losing here. Why did you just say GG? Yeah, this dude's trash. Yeah, you have no chance
of beating me here, bud. If I get the ball back, I win instantly, by the way. There
There it is. You don't have an angle there. You have an angle there?
Chad, you remember my plan at the start of this game? I said, I'm going strikes because of that orange ball.
And it looks like that strategy was going to be good for us because look, the orange ball is still there.
Man, I don't like that.
I'm not a fan of that right there.
I'm really not.
That's a perfect power.
Bro, why is that not more power than that, bro?
Dude, the only thing holding me back in this game is the fact that I don't know the power
ratios, dude.
That's a good move.
It would have been a great move if, uh...
Dog, it doesn't take an act of Congress to shoot the ball, like what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Thank you, man.
Like, hurry up.
Yeah, you suck.
Wow.
Man chat, don't you just get so happy when the person you're playing against sells and gives you a free dub that right there is a free dub
Come on man, I'm playing till I lose so I can jump on apex for a hurry up hurry up. Let's go next
Yeah, see that's what I need you to do right there, buddy. Thank you
All right, let's not sell this here
Do I go for a bank or do I go for a backspin?
I go for a bank all day.
Oh, that's beautiful!
Get ready to pay up the believers!
Pay up!
beautiful Jim ready to pay up the
believers
pay up
Apex has done gavel loading but I told y'all we're going till we lose come on
maybe that's not a good idea cause I don't think I'm gonna lose say I think I'm gonna lose
Spooky Jack with the tin. Thank you.
What a break.
I'm a go solids. I'm a go solid shadow go solids. What was that ad?
I mean I just sold the bag green in here decent power
Oh my goodness. That is how you play pool ladies and gentlemen. Full power. That is so
Yeah, you suck. Chat, we got another free dub already. Chat, we got another free dub on the board here. Appreciate you.
Yeah. Got another free dub. Oh yeah, use some, use some straight trash. Appreciate the free
dub big dog. What you aiming at? That's my ball. Yeah, what you gonna do now? Now if
If you make this, you're good.
You're not making this, though.
Come on, buddy.
Appreciate ya.
Bro, come on, man.
No way.
I am the best!
You bet! Dude, the fact that I made that is insane!
I know I scratched, bro, but the fact that I even made that is crazy!
You know what, I don't download it for y'all, you keep hassling me, I ain't gonna play it
at all.
I'm gonna play it, bro. Wow, didn't take that much brain power to do that.
Okay, your only shot here. Y'all, if that would have went in, you wouldn't have
deserved the win, just saying. If that would have went in, you wouldn't have
deserved it. You have to be kidding me. That's so good. Oh my goodness. That is so good.
Clean!
Ha ha!
Clean!
Dog, are you kidding me?
You're really gonna give him...
Bro, yo, whoever developed this website, make it to where you have to call every pocket.
So slop shots can't go in.
Why are you letting a slop shot go in?
You've got to be fisting me.
I just lost to a slop shot.
I think that eight ball shot was a slop shot too.
I feared you got out playing.
What?
Oh, wow.
This is the first game ever that the majority of the people vote yes on, because y'all know
I'm a pool shark.
Hairy oiled-up bodybuilder is always on the wrong side of history.
It's actually unbelievable.
Yo, hairy oiled-up bodybuilder, you are always on the wrong side of history.
It's actually unreal, dude.
I can't believe it.
Oh, man.
Wow.
All right.
Alright. Let me play, let me play some ranked Apex y'all been begging me. I'm probably about
to turn into an animal I'm not proud of. I'm gonna get some goober on my teammate and it's
gonna be bad I can already tell Lord
man I'm ripped dude that I'm so ripped
it's insane look at that tricep right there you can see it busting through the
shirt. That's crazy. Look at that thing. That's wild, dude. That's crazy right there. So how
long has it been since I played Apex on stream? Has it been a year?
December of 2020.
Oh, I got to be locked in out here.
Oh, you remember because I won game where the year for the first time in 2024.
And I proved it by playing apex right after that.
And I was cooking, yep.
Yep, I'm about to cook again.
I'm about to cook again. I gotta use the restroom, I'll be right back.
I'll be drinking too much water because I'm healthy.
I will be right back.
Yo, gore for the five, thank you!
Give me a moment!
I've been here before a few times And I'm quite aware of the dying
And your hands, they say good-byes
And all day, you'll die if you count me
So here I am, I'm trying
So here I am, I'm ready
you
would you oh I forgot I bought on him cool skins
y'all forgot I bought on he look at it
hey play let us gain
uh I need to make sure my settings are right can I play like a practice match
Practice.
I'm at Plat 4 on arm.
Fire in range.
Let me see what I'm feeling here.
64 packs, gamble.
The thing that sucks about Apex is I have everything in the game I want, so there's nothing to gamble for that I don't already have.
That's the sad part.
There was some old there was some old saying that some ruler said my buddy told me about
it like this ruler done conquered everybody and he sat on top of a mountain sad because
he had nobody left to conquer it's like bro what's wrong with you bro what's wrong with
you man all right let me see let me see if I'm a who this look like some booty
cheat wait why I look like that
wait what a little like that
I
Wait, what is it like straight booty
Snipers talk here. Oh, oh my goodness
Wait, no, what a little like booty I got I got none of my sentence
Come about bam boozled video 1920 by 1080 wait a minute what that what?
Wait a minute. Okay, that immediately made it look a thousand times better, didn't it,
Chad? I took the V-sync off. That made it look a thousand times better immediately,
but still kind of mid? Anti-aliasing is off? How you turn that on?
Oh, hi, apply that.
Cheshire, is that her anti-aliasing off?
Why do you hide the screen?
I don't know.
It's a.
Where's anti-aliasing at?
Oh my goodness, it doesn't have none of my settings.
I didn't just want to have a quick as you're saying week I didn't week nothing
You're scaring me.
Okay, you say that?
How do you switch controller?
Chad, how do you switch R1, L1 to shoot?
Customize?
Uh-oh.
Attack?
R1.
No, no, no, no, no.
Aimed outside L1.
There we go.
That'll work right there.
play keyboard and keyboard and mouse. It's so much easier, buddy. I fear I'm not
doing that. Okay, here we go! Settings, audio. Okay. So, who was I played this a
year ago? I died off RIP and one of my teammates was talking crazy to me. Y'all
Remember that?
Okay, Chad, does it look good to y'all?
Why does it look hazy from a distance?
Is there a reason for that?
Texture filtering is too low.
I
Put that on 16x is that good it still looks bad
Your monitor is at 1440p no, it's not it's 1080
It's a 1080p monitor bro
So,
F of my F O V good.
Sunshadow.
High.
Upline.
That'll work.
Let me see what my aim's looking like here.
Let me see what my aim's looking like.
What gun's good nowadays?
Huh, let me see.
I used to like this gun.
Wait, what is this?
What did they do to my hemlock?
Why is it fully auto?
What did they do to my favorite gun?
What did you turn off TSA a I'm always needing some will turn this off turn turn TSA a off
off. I'll turn off. Uh, where's that even at? Yeah, what's TSA a? It's not like an insurance
company. What is this title cap? Best Apex player in Arkansas. I didn't title it that,
it's true. Nvidia reflex. Check y'all some nerves for real. Should I take this off?
We're almost done with the settings. Relax.
boost. Enabled plus boost. Now y'all cool with that now? That unlocked. You're still
on the settings. Yes, bro. I can't believe they done messed up my my hemlock, dude.
Dude, why would they do that?
Ooh, you can't go wrong with this thing, though.
You can never go wrong.
With the R-301 ski.
Never.
Be sure to aim like that.
Okay, it could be worse.
It was worse.
Oh, I got a barrel stabilizer on it. What am I doing?
What a barrel stabilizer
Y'all gonna stop. Oh, there we go
Nice skin. Thanks nerd. Oh
Yeah, I'll pick it up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, that's all I needed that's all I needed I'm ready. That's all I needed. What you talking about?
yep come on get off me we'll go straight in the right bro they aren't even
moving let me take my victories man
Well, let me take my victories, dude.
Resolution scale of 100.
I don't see no resolution scale.
Turn off adaptive resolution turn off adaptive resolution I bet
GG I gotta do to my team name foot.
Yep I gotta do to my team name foot it is over.
Yo appreciate you madam bun bun thank you.
Y'all cool with that right there?
Let's do that
Ha dude name foot playing cost it gets over
I hate this map I
Always have
I always will do
Let's go
Chat, I'm literally about to win my first game on here. You ready for this
That's a story you may have heard before
But I mean it
I mean it
I feel most of her screen care, I fear we're just going to have to deal with it.
Let's go!
Why would you land us here?
Yeah, I'm taking the cannon, I'll haul at you.
No!
You done lost your mind landing us here.
What's wrong with you, man?
The whole lobby was there.
Oh my goodness, this is stuffed already.
I'm about to get demoted out of Platte.
Come on, give me something.
That's not what I wanted.
Where's the uh, oh, chat.
I remember due to RE45 is so nasty now.
This weapon is in hand.
Look at this.
Beautiful.
Yeah, keep taking all the ammo, but it's all yours.
Yeah, you take all the ammo.
No, don't worry.
You take all of it.
My weapon is now in hand.
Take all the ammo.
Not anymore.
Got me messed up.
Move.
May go somewhere, man.
There we go.
Come on.
Boom.
Lock.
There we go. Come on. Boom. Locked. Locked.
You took it. Man, my teammates are so selfish, dog. Why are we being so selfish? Let me
Get something for once
No, I don't want that R301 you got me messed up
No, I don't want the gravity cannon. I will know that you want to offer me no more
I'm tired of y'all
Nobody cares what you suggested
Let me quit being toxic chat
Let me quit being toxic bro my bad
my bad what are your aim settings slow
they're just slow did you win no are you
still in an ad come on we're good we go
win this though. I'm playin' Mirage.
Give me that. Yeah.
I'll need all that. Let me mess up.
Give me all that energy ammo.
Bro, can I get a back sack?
Dude, let me get a backpack!
The Karambit's goaded? Oh, the knife? Yes, cool.
You already have one? Yeah, it's just a gray one. I wanna-
Oooooooh!
It's been answered!
My request!
Chat, do I go?
Shripple take instead.
I might go Shripple take, Ski, for real.
I'm not gonna do it that might be a mistake
Wow, I bet tell you this my teammates are left me man. Look at this bro. What you want me say
Look you gonna go fire are you
Don't come this way don't come this way
I can't see nothing, this monitor sucks!
Oh lord! Oh lord!
That is caustic!
This place needs a little more of me.
I'm gonna revive him still, watch.
Still.
Is that the monitor from your company?
No, this is just a monitor from Walmart.
It's 1080p, it sucks.
Don't be afraid to look at your map, we're spread out a bit.
Wait, I can revive him?
He's right here.
Oh, he was way up there.
Never mind.
See, I'm not going to get on the mic and talk crazy to him, but I want to.
Like, why are you so low pushing a team, dude?
Buy your lonesome.
Huh?
And I'm moving.
You got me messed up.
I'm moving it.
Leveled up.
Give me that.
that. Consider it. Consider it.
We're even now. Oh yeah. Now that's an upgrade. Consider it evens. Ah, leave, man. That's what
I don't want to be me.
He needs to say thank you, sir.
You need to say thank you, sir.
I bet I bet let it happen again
His name's foot chat I mean, what do we expect?
We win these we win these game one shot
Big foot!
Wait a minute. Foot done, foot done, done, made a comeback for us?
You don't know what we're doing. There ain't been no action. I got 11 damage, dude.
One minute until close. Rings nearby.
Ugh.
That's some good water right there.
That's some good water.
Eight squads left.
This has been a snoozer.
There has been nothing going on besides Split's death.
See what's up here.
Why does he have 430 ammo?
I have two energy weapons.
Just say you don't shoot your gun, bud.
Just say you sit in the corner the whole game and don't shoot.
I need this ammo.
Because as soon as I start seeing people, I'm letting it fly.
Why not let it fly?
Bro, where is everybody?
Beware.
Like this.
11 damage.
Are y'all really going to just forget
context in this game. This monitor sucks dude. If I die it's good because my monitor sucks.
No joke. 100% that's not cope either. That's real.
Wait what?
It is very unlocked.
What does Goober just say to me?
I
Chat I do some games and apex are just like this, you know what I mean sometimes absolutely nothing happens and this is one of them
Unfortunately
We need to get our play in here
No, you ain't going in there
What, are you really gonna camp up in a building?
Oh my goodness, I got a Watson and a Caustic.
Y'all wanna camp up in a building with no KP,
with no kill participation?
No!
Man, man, man, I'm gonna get this carrying package.
You got me messed up.
Shoot that I am.
Sound of no moving, spot me in here.
I don't know
Opinion on animals. I don't know
That dude's one shot. Oh my goodness if you wouldn't have been Gibraltar it kills you right there. You suck
Only reason you
Only reason you killed me is because you're Gibraltar you got a gun shield
get back
Y'all don't come grab me or what?
Man come scoop me man
Yeah, I'm making sure it's clear it's clear
I ain't trying to be rude but come on man come scoop you boy
I'm gonna go hide with them.
They don't want to win again.
I'm gonna go hide.
I'm nasty.
Look at that movement though.
This upgrades made me stronger, faster, and shizzled bigger than before.
I'm nasty with it. Look at that movement, though.
This upgrades made me stronger, faster,
and chiseled the Gerrard than before.
Time to give me some damage on the board, baby.
Chat, they're playing this like it's a professional tournament.
No joke, this is how professional Apex players play.
They just sit in one building a circle
and lock a position down.
Man, we in rank. Let's go kill somebody.
I'll see somebody float.
That's apex in general, not with me in charge.
Now I understand if this was a pro match, I'm like, yeah, let's get in the power position.
Let's lock it down and chill.
But it's ranked.
to go find somebody right? Hunters don't chase, they wait.
I have found the next location of the ring. Let's go. That way.
Do you hear yourself, bro?
Now when professionals do this,
it's the most entertaining thing ever
because they'd be like bunkering down
in a building and stuff, and it's dope.
But like, bro, we gotta go kill somebody.
We need some points.
I got five points.
You're not a bro.
Yeah, I am.
I'm dead as a doorknob.
You have a pro team want to pick me up, I got you.
I'm dead as a doorknob.
Peace big dog, I'll holler at you.
That's my care package now.
You took the gun, it's all right.
One minute until close.
Rings nearby.
You got bamboozled.
Bamboozled, that loser.
I'm gonna do it again. Bamboozled!
45 seconds.
Rings not too far.
I didn't get my, I didn't get my kill.
You got bamboozled.
getting shot at. Shields are recharging.
Man, this monitor is really close.
Something damaged.
There's a steal in your loot. I don't even need any.
See, now this is a position where you want to play like a protein.
Right here, put all the cans in here and the watch and fences.
Now let's play like a protein, not earlier.
Oh
That dude just shot a cray bra. I mean, I'm not
Chat do I do something stupid or do we go for the win? There's only five teams left
I don't know I'm feeling like a do something stupid move right here
No, no, no, no, stay out there, bud.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Brotus got a snipe.
Oh, I'm getting snipe, dad.
You gotta be kidding.
We are all in the range.
Bamboozles.
Recharge and kill.
We're good.
Check this is a good spot right here.
This is a good spot.
This is a good spot right here. This is a good spot. This is a good spot. This is a good spot.
Biggest of dog.
Mirage is so good, bro. I'm sorry.
Well, there it is.
Why did y'all push up with me when I knocked one?
I don't know what to do with it.
Let's explore that space.
I am bro.
I am.
Chat, let's be real here. If they would have pushed up with me right there when I knocked one, we easily win that.
When I knocked that guy and I went to go fight the other one, and I went down and I looked back and my team wasn't there.
my team wasn't there I was like flabbergasted I'm like wait what where
y'all at I'm like I'm like wait what why it's y'all here what's your boy I'm
out of here got me messed up this game sucks not a game don't suck no I don't
my team suck no they didn't suck either you know what let me let me let me stop
being rude they didn't suck they was good give them
calms? No, because they started talking crazy to me. Because I'd been like, Yo,
where y'all goobers at? And they would have got mad at me. And then it would
have been bad.
It would have been bad. Did almost one my game on there, though, played one game
almost one that thing.
Hey.
Can I be shooting? No. Tell me I don't be shooting. Chad, tell me I don't be straight shooting.
No. Straight shooting. Play a league game? Oh, absolutely not. I let you talk, begin
to play the game with apex I'm not no you got me messed up you don't lost your
man
my stomach
is it spooky time up in this thing? It might be. It just might be. Chat, it just might
B, spooky, T-I-M-E, up in this thing, in guh.
In this thing, guh.
You hear me?
It just might be.
Hold on.
In, in, in, in, in, hold on.
One moment.
I said one moment.
Make me raise my voice again
Yo, if any apex pro teams need a third
Look no further than your boy right here because I was cooking right there I
Was cooking right there
Lock In, Cause It's Spooky Time.
Cause It's, Cause It's, Cause It's, Cause It's, Cause It's Spooky Time.
Spooky time.
You best get you a guide beyond it.
You hear me?
You better.
Hey, you better!
Well, my hair is, dude, it's cucked.
Chad is cucked, man.
Anonymous with the five gift that thanks you,
Anonymous with the five keep depreciates you. One more moment here. Lock in.
name of this game is
warehouse shift
chat my jaw is so messed up bro
I don't know if I'll be able to do the cooking stream tomorrow
No, I'm planning to do it
That's gonna happen no matter what that's a special occasion
And are we hitting 10 million tomorrow on YouTube when I go live
I'm at nine million nine hundred eighty one thousand subscribers right now
Which means I'm 19k away from 10 milli and I'm gonna be live on YouTube as well as Twitch tomorrow
We're hitting that tomorrow, right?
The real ones are going to be in both streams, chat type one if you're going to be in this
one and that one.
Real ones are going to be in both streams.
Hey, if you ain't subbed to your boy's YouTube, subbed to your boy's YouTube, bro, we about
to hit 10 million.
That's going to drain my battery, low key.
No, that's cool.
You can just stay over here.
If you're already over here, just stay over here.
I'll blame you.
The YouTubers will be over there.
Lock in a warehouse shift.
warehouse shift. Graphics high starfordsystems.com. Lock in. Let's cut that off. I'm already
I'm sorry, Chad, you already subbed to me on YouTube?
What's going on? Hello?
What's happening?
Hello?
Am I sleeping before my warehouse shift?
I'm kind of scared.
I'm subbed on both my phones and TV.
I guess I'm just sleeping.
Matter of fact, let's see who I sub.
If you ain't sold to me on YouTube, go do it now, I'm a refresher.
I'm at 9,981 and 280 fold.
I almost turned this phone around to show y'all and it would've showed my revenue and
everything.
That would've been, oh my God.
It's 284, mother refreshing.
Dog, it just jumped up like 400.
What are y'all doing?
It went from 287 to 625.
759 820 y'all better be ready to do that tomorrow too.
Yo, what's going on?
Can I get up out?
Objective, take a shower to wake up.
All right, then.
Y'all hold them for tomorrow.
Or now you can do it tonight.
Either way, we're doing a cooking stream,
even if it did hit in the middle of the night, which it won't.
Let's go take a shower or something.
Y'all don't know nothing about it.
There I'm laying, my bad.
Or am I?
It's viewscheeky.com.
If you want the best shower possible,
I took a shower earlier with viewscheeky.com.
Every one of my showers are with viewscheeky.com.
Put on work clothes.
I ain't got no clothes on right now.
Where do I work at?
address me get it get it go to the warehouse and start your shift alright
where's my front door this kitchen kind of crazy is this the front door right
All right, let's go to work.
Time to go to the warehouse, Chad.
We live in the middle of nowhere.
Wow, hello.
Do I got a car?
Oh, I just live outside the warehouse.
Oh, okay, cool.
God, that's high.
Is this what I work at?
Okay, I'm gonna walk over here.
Do I got a ball?
So it's gonna tell me what to do.
Look at this, Goober!
What you want, bruh?
David, where have you been?
I've been waiting for you for an hour.
I'm stuck in a running animation.
Sorry, man, I was sleeping.
You know the boss, he'll fire both of us, even if one customer complains.
That's kind of crazy.
I know it won't happen again, I promise.
Look, I know the night shift sucks, it's freezing, it's lonely, but we don't exactly
have a choice, do we?
What is that logo, besides the word sucks?
Chad, what is wrong with y'all, man?
Dude, my jaw hurts so bad, bro, oh my god.
Yeah, at least the job came with a place to live.
It's a decent house, even if it feels a bit strange at night.
Oh, this job gave us a house to live in?
Oh, that's far.
Anyway, a customer just called in.
I've got the order right here.
Stop wasting time and go load the van.
Okay, seems like an easy job.
Open the van door.
Shout, I'm cooked.
Y'all know how cooked I am?
You see my bite right now?
You see how my bite is even right now
Look from my teeth ain't yellow bro. What's the game dude stop?
Hold on
Look, from my teeth they're yellow, brah!
Look!
You see how my bite's even?
It's not supposed to be like that, I got an overbite.
Usually my top teeth are like midway on my bottom teeth.
That's how out of line it is.
No joke, that's how out of line it is, that it's even.
Like that, I'm cooked.
What happened?
TMJ flare up.
But yeah, we could.
Happened last night on stream.
It happened live.
Who was here last night when it happened literally live?
I was playing Fall Guys.
I said something.
My jaw popped and it just felt like glass that I knew.
I knew I was cooked.
the order box is inside the van. All right, bed. Cleaning supplies? Frozen? Okay, where's
the cleaning supplies at? These are the frozen goods right here. Because you don't brush
your teeth, right, dog? You just saw my teeth. You can't even make that insult. Like, hello?
You can say what you will about me. I got them teeth on me, big dog. Don't play with
me. Okay, we put this in a van. Put this in a van. Boom. There's one when he
cleaning supplies and plastic containers. Plastic containers. Let's go put
this in a van as well.
would you accept the delivery from this place? Why is our fan so dirty?
Alright packing materials now. Do we got any packing materials in here?
Packing materials, packing materials, packing materials. Any packing materials in here?
hardware supplies, canned items, packing materials. God, at this job it's easy.
Easy job. Boom.
Now what?
Okay, somebody's here five.
Yo nuke with the five, thank you.
Okay, I appreciate you hot mess. Thank you, bro. I put all the boxes in there. What else do we need?
I'll throw everything back in there again.
Oh, did I not do cleaning supplies chat?
I didn't do cleaning supplies. I'm a simpleton.
There we go. Wow. Bye, David.
You ain't got your head!
Headlights on!
Hello and welcome to the Fresh Goods Warehouse. How can I help you?
There ain't nothing fresh about these goods, buddy. What you talking about?
Hello, I'm calling to place an order for a delivery tonight.
Sure, go ahead. What do you need?
Or name, name what you need.
Storage items hardware supplies and frozen goods where you located I'll send the van over immediately
We're located at 421 old sawmill
Yeah, that's going on Twitter, but you're good
Give me a breath man
Oh
appreciate you'll get your order in no time. Where's the other fan at?
Put the order inside the van. How am I supposed to? Yo, David, you better quit
driving like a maniac.
Is this as close as you can get the van Lord have mercy frozen goods
Hardware supplies I'm knocking everything off the shelves dude. I'm getting fired
What else
frozen goods, hardware supplies, and storage items right here, clean. He can
run me over, but Lord have mercy. Alright David, you're good big dog.
Yo, David's quick with the deliveries though, not gonna lie.
We work at this warehouse, loading boxes into a van for our delivery driver, David, to deliver
Excuse you?
May I help you, sir?
Why does Brogott oven mitts on?
I'm not going to be a stranger, huh?
Look at the way they spilt ssh.
Man, that's the stuff I live for right there.
Good evening, sir.
I do hope I'm not disturbing your shift.
It's such a quiet night to be working all alone, isn't it?
I'm not all alone.
There's eight bodybuilders in the back, helping me stack boxes.
No problem at all, sir.
How can I help you?
Lovely Jays with the file.
I'm looking for a friend's house.
His name is Bill Waterfork.
And he lives somewhere nearby.
I'm new in town, so I don't really know anyone here yet.
Oh, is that how it is?
You're working here all by yourself then?
know there's eight bodybuilders in the back. This nerd's name is B.O.W.Waterfork.
Why do you ask? It's nothing. I'll be on my way. See you soon. What do you mean see you soon?
That sounds like a threat. I'm calling.
Hello? Hello and welcome to the Fresh Goods Warehouse. How can I help you?
Hello, I'm calling the place in order for a delivery tonight.
Go ahead.
What do you need?
Cleaning supplies, frozen goods, and canned items.
Coming right up.
Cleaning supplies, frozen goods.
Yo, David, where are you at with that van, man?
We got another delivery to make.
About time you showed up.
Yo, David.
time you do that, I'm gonna let you run me smooth over so I get workman's comp and I'm gonna sue you and the business.
I'm gonna get paid. Got me messed up. Yo, Ellie with the five, thank you, Ellie.
Clean.
There's one.
That was the frozen goods.
We need cleaning supplies and canned items.
Cleaning supplies.
Here's the cleaning supplies.
Then we need canned items.
Booty burglar with a 10.
Thank you.
Cleanest supplies.
Canned items.
No.
Candidums, no. Candidums, no. Candidums, yes. I'm getting used to the layout.
All right, David, go ahead. Has it break time yet or is it time to go home?
The next order is taking a long time to arrive, go home, and eat while waiting.
Okay, we do get a break. Let's go. What you talking about?
We get a break, Chad? Look at this, this job, go, dude!
The fact that this job came...
That's gotta be a glitch. Nobody's turning my lights on.
Okay, we're good.
Grabbed the zombie from the fridge and heated the microwave. Oh, I'll do that.
The fact that this job came with a crib this clean is crazy, by the way.
by the way, W job for real. Big old free is to look at that lasagna. Oh my goodness,
look at that lasagna. Who was knocking on my door on my break?
Lord have mercy. They got John Cena workers and police officer.
Lord have mercy, John. I know you quit wrestling, but I didn't know you went to go be a police
officer, John. Yes, may I help you, officer? Good evening, sir. I hope I'm not bothering
you. Of course not. How can I help you today?
Mind if I ask you a few questions?
Yes.
I appreciate your cooperation. First off, have you seen anyone
unfamiliar wondering around the village lately? Specifically
near the old warehouse down the road? No, but I did see
somebody drive by a minute ago and he low key threatened me.
I'm not sure I haven't been here long.
What are those logos?
Right, you're the one who just moved in.
Well, we've had reports of a strange van parked near the woods.
A black van.
You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
No, sir, I haven't seen any vans except for ours.
Anyway, if you see it, let us know.
We believe it's been used in a string of robberies lately.
Thank you, officer.
So if we see a black van, chat GG.
Now I can get my lasagna.
Lasagna!
You ate that like three pound lasagna in one bite.
Oh, I know you was hungry.
What?
That looks like David's back at the warehouse.
Wow, David's actually,
they were gonna try to scare me
and I see him sitting in the back of the van.
David, you are such a loser.
Oh my goodness, huh?
This dude was going to jump scare me when I go back there, but I saw him beforehand.
Tee hee David!
Wait, you're not David, who are you?
Wait, who are you?
Oh Adam, what are you doing here?
It's nothing, I was only, oh this dude's name is Jack.
Jack. Okay. I was only changing my clothes. Alright. In a van, why didn't you just change
it home? Wait, Jack's got something going on 100%. You look exhausted. You must be tired
after such a long day. Yeah, I asked the boss for the day off and he said, no. So here I
am. They could bring me a cup of coffee. I'd really appreciate it. No problem. I've got
come sit in my kitchen. I'll go grab it for you. Man, we're such a nice guy chat. Jack's
definitely got something going on. 100%. Spooky Jack with the five gifted seat.
Let's go. Why is my back door standing wide open?
With arms wide open. Under the sunlight.
Okay, let's go grab a cup of coffee. I guess we just had it waiting there.
All right, Jack's definitely, Ted I'm calling it now, Jack's got something
going on.
All right, close that back. Close my door back, there we go, clean. Just tuned in,
what are we doing? Working at a warehouse at night and there's a black van
apparently that's have some robberies going. Here you go, Jack. Oh thanks, it's
cold, but it's all right. You just don't stop complaining, do you, Jack?
An order just came in here.
And does nobody else help me stack boxes? Everybody else just sits in the van.
Cleaning supplies, plastic containers.
Plastic containers, cleaning supplies, plastic containers.
Cleaning supplies cleaning supplies right there grab that
Can't grab that grab that why can't I grab the out there we go? We're good
All right, here we go boom
What did we just grab chat? What was that plastic containers?
We need cleaning supplies and canned items now
cleaning supplies
Can't items right here do this job is easy though not a lot now. We just need cleaning supplies should be easy enough
What already did clean supplies, I need plastic containers my fault
Chat my fault, bro
Sometimes your mind slips a little bit
There we go
by
Death nurse with the fight. Thank you death nurse
Hello, is this the warehouse? Yes, this is the warehouse. How can I help you? I would
like to order some wooden planks. I don't think we got any wooden planks left. Are
you sure I was just there last week and bought the whole lot from you personally? Then you
should know we don't have wooden planks. Let me check the basement. The basement. What
do you mean let me check the basement and see? We have a basement? What? What was that
light chat we have a basement since when oh no you gotta be you know what the
basement's not nearly as creepy as I thought it would be we're good there's
no water named special order in the basement go back to the warehouse okay
Oh
David is that you play the prank on me
Find something to open the door with
Yo Zachary with the five
It was a strong win. No other than he saw somebody standing there
Find something to open the door with I don't
Good thing we have a trusty crowbar just sitting right here.
Who just did that?
Keep the crowbar with me, because I'm about to have to knock somebody out.
Who just closed me in here?
This is the best.
I'm not even mad at him.
You just robbed an entire warehouse of boxes
in literally two minutes, buddy, you can have it.
They just got every box off the shelf
while I was in the basement.
This is the black van, too.
That what?
Oh, wait, what? That's gonna happen again? That wasn't scripted?
Bro knocked me out, Chad. Game of the year, yeah, for real, actually.
Should I go home and call the police now, since I see the van?
Chad, bro knocked me smooth out, dude.
Do I have a phone in here?
The objective is still find something to pry the door open with, but I've already done that.
Wait, there's no phone.
Wait, what?
Am I supposed to juke him?
Not gonna lie, I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. I kinda wanted to see that again.
I kind of want to see that again, don't tell me.
Proceed.
And it's just, that's the best, that's the best death animation ever, dude.
Alright.
Nothing here.
He locked the door. Let me not, let me take it, let me give it a second so it doesn't glitch this time.
Now!
I open the door.
Now what?
I open the door.
Now what?
Try calling the police on the warehouse phone? I can't. I can't even go there because he hits me.
You know I'm right, you were safe before.
I don't know what I might give in, but I know I'm right, I know I'm right.
You were safe before.
I don't know what I'm not giving.
It's harding me again.
And I feel like just giving up.
No, you can't close.
Get close.
I'm gonna run over here and see what happens.
I can't go over here either bro come on devs what devs bro what is this what are we doing
When?
Let us take off, run down the road,
butt naked with my booty out?
In the club butt naked with my booty out?
No, I can't go that way.
Call the police, I can't get to the phone,
he just kills me.
Maybe if I sneak.
Thank you.
here. Game, no game of the decade. That's what I'm talking about. Lock in. Time for
another episode of Redfield's Rentals. This is gonna be a good episode because
we're gonna hire finally we're gonna hire somebody at Redfield's Rentals this
episode. Lock in, chat! Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yes.
Hey!
Yes!
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and we have 120 movies in stock currently.
If you were not here on yesterday's episode, it's raining outside, so we're not going to
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What a shame.
shame. Anyway, look here. Organize, please. I'm time to repeat myself to you. I'm gonna organize
when I hire an employee. Today's episode should be good because we're gonna hire an employee today,
and we currently have the most money we've ever had. Pinhead Larry with the five. Thank you.
Lock in. Do I have anything money I can claim on the board right here?
Fresh brisket on the bar.
We're almost at $1,000.
This is the closest we've ever been to a $1,000 net worth.
All right.
Dwarf with the TN.
Thank you.
Oh, got a stick drift again.
Unplugged that.
There we go.
Anything in here new?
Chad, do I buy 15 random movies?
right here. What are we thinking?
Let me go do returns real quick first. Let me do returns. We
should be okay for now. Also, if you was not here yesterday, we
made a display case for all of my rare movies. So we have this.
We just got this one in yesterday.
look right $90 movie this is our prize possession of the store you may notice
one of my rare movies is missing because somebody rented it but as soon as we
get it back it's going on the display shelf nobody can grab those Redfields
Reynolds hey I'm calling because someone at the store gave me a really bad
recommendation I rented the tentacle Frankenstein and yeah it's not great
that's all I wanted to say. Bro, get off the phone. What are you talking about? What are you
calling complaining about? All right, let's do these returns real quick. Once again, every time I do
this, I must reserve. Okay, I must say I appreciate my customers because 90% of our returns are always
pre-rewound, so it's always easy. There we go. Got that one. Clean. I can't wait to see my rare come
back chat. Once we get our other rare, we never got to worry about nobody
renting it again and breaking it. This is gonna be in a display case until we
can sell them later on. I don't know. When can we start selling stuff? I'm
stealing your hollows. No, you ain't them things are locked up in a display case.
Good luck, buster. Late fee. We'll take that. Okay, that's a rewind. Hold on.
Level ten.
The fact that you knew that off-rip is crazy.
Nerd, non-plan. Appreciate that though. Appreciate the info.
There we go. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Okay, let's go stock these up real quick.
And again, once I get an employee, I'm gonna sort the movies chat.
Straight up, I will. Watch me.
Who is calling me before I even open the store
Redfields rentals
Hey, I'm calling to ask if someone's found a walk a green wallet the store I lost and I know I did where I left it
No, sorry
Green wallet
Hey, you don't want me to find a big dog. I'm taking that this business is barely afloat anyway
I need every little pity. I can get out here. Okay. So why did why did the who
ordered the hot superstar not come back? Rewound.
Why not?
These are questions that are asked.
Why are you not rewinding my movies, man?
All right, let's go.
We about to open in a minute, relax.
Sorry, that was so rude, I'm sorry.
I need to be more polite to my customers.
That's how I'm making my living right here.
That's my bad.
All right, let's open up shop chat, lock in.
I'm not going to pass out no flowers today.
You can't be messed up, it's raining.
It's like rain, on your rainy day.
It's a free ride.
Fill up the snacks.
How you doing, sir?
Thank you all so much for being here today.
I know it's a rainy day, but I appreciate y'all
being here for real.
Thank you all so much.
Thank you.
Oh, what movie did she just return?
Wait a minute.
Right.
OK, there we go.
Let's put these.
Oh, my goodness, Waldo's back in the store.
If y'all didn't know Waldo was a regular customer
at Redfields Reynolds, how you doing big dog?
Oh, you reserved the breakfast space flight.
We do have that reservated.
There you go.
How you doing big dog?
What can I get you?
Wait, what was that?
Ladies and gentlemen, I know some of y'all
might have wanted to rent who ordered the hot superstar,
But Alexander is renting who wanted who who ordered the hot superstar today so
it's not gonna be a stop for a couple of days. It's letting everybody know who
ordered the hot superstars is getting getting taken right now okay. Anyway that
ain't you know I ain't trying to put you on blasts or nothing but anyway.
Alexander, why do you have two adult films?
Alexander.
$22.
That is the second guy that's gotten two adult films at once. There's only been two customers that's ever done that.
Two adult films in one shop.
one shot. All right, ma'am, $11, $4 for your change. Thank you so much. Have a good one.
What can I get you, big doll? Rain in the forecast. I lost my job. My partner left me. Got a sad
drama for me. Wow. Yeah, I'm gonna hook you up with a good drama, man. That's horrible.
Wow. Let me hook you up with a good drama movie, man. Let me see what I got in stock.
terrible. Bro's going through it. He wants a drama movie to drown his sorrows.
My bun in school is a good drama. What's the ratings? It's good here. My bun in
school help you feel better drowning sorrows. How you doing big dog? Got a bag of
chills. Got three science fiction movies. I see you $18 to free a change. Have a
good and good. Thank you. How you doing, man? All right. One,
one movie, four dollars, one dollar for your change. Have a
good one. Thank you. How you doing? Oh, okay. Three movie
night. Man, that's gonna run you 1450. 50 cents as you change.
You need the 50 cents. So bad. Matter of fact, no, have a
dollar. You need it so bad. Have a good one. God leave you.
You need the 50 cents so bad. Go back and give you the 50
What's good Waldo? What you got? Bathroom, carnage, exterminate. Alright Waldo, that's
gonna run you four dollars. Have a good one. Don't look, don't you let me find you again.
What's good big doll? Well can I get you welcome to Redfield Reynolds to movies? Oh you're
to do that. Okay yeah. Anthony, that's gonna be eleven dollars. Exact change and since
you're such a good guy, you're going through a hard time. I'm gonna throw you an extra
have a good one, Anthony. Thank you so much. How you doing, ma'am? I'm looking for something
new. Do you have a new release movie to recommend? Yeah, X-Terminate, brand new movie. Everybody
been watching it. There you go. Redfields Rentals has hit $1,000 for the first time. Let's go.
I was here, baby. Redfields Rentals has hit $1,000 for the first time. That's what I'm talking
that's what I'm talking about. You love to see it. Can you
expand the store like you could in a supermarket chatters and
say the size? Can you expand? I'm sure you can, right? Oh, you
can. I bet. Hey, sir. How you doing? Two movies for you.
That's gonna run you 11 dogs. You want to everything slushy? I
got you right here, big dog. Everything slushy.
There you go, sir. Everything slushy for you. 1425. 575. Have a good one. Thank you. How
you doing, ma'am? Oh, you've reservated letting our cup go. All right. We do have that reservated
right here. Thank you so much. How you doing, ma'am? Bag of chips. Exterminate. You've got
two copies of exterminate. You ain't scalping me, are you? Because why would you need two
All right, that's going to run you $21 either way, $4 for your change, have a good one.
Yeah, what's good big dog?
You think you tough or something?
Does that tattoo on your neck say bad boy?
Oh, it better not.
I'll be with you in a minute, dude.
Eight dollars.
How you doing, ma'am?
Two movies. Eight dollars. You want a grape slushie? I can do you right here. Thank you.
And I'm gonna give you four squirts for the grape.
Bro thinks he's tough, Chad.
11.25.
8.75 for your change. Have yourself a good one.
What's good tough guy Marco sometimes a bad movie is the best way to unwind and switch off your brain
Do you have one to suggest after a hard day's work? Let me go find you a bad movie real quick Marco?
You seem like a good guy
All right, what would be a bad movie?
That is a zero-star movie I
Heard this one's terrible Marco go ahead though
Yeah, all right. How you doing?
Did you just order the?
I need to go and put you on blast. I've been putting enough people on blast. I
need to go and put you on blast. I'm not going to let everybody in here know
that you ordered. Okay.
50 cents.
Big dog, I done told you quit knocking on the door while I got customers, man.
I'll be out there in a minute, bruh.
The what and my what, yeah, fax, 13 bodies, eyes on the shroom, $2 for your change.
Thank you.
What's good, big dog?
All right, sweetheart, we're all grown-ups here, pick me an adult movie.
you'll thank all the joy.
Yo, Luke, don't you ever call me all right, sweetheart,
because you want me to pick you out of an adult movie.
Are you lucky I ain't throwing you out.
What is wrong with you?
Sitting there smiling.
Hey, y'all.
What was his name?
Luke wants an adult movie.
I'ma sell him one.
Yeah, I know it's crazy, ain't it, man?
I'm gonna sell them an adult movie.
I don't think I got an adult movie in stock, bro.
People been buying them things recently.
Nah.
Nah, you know what?
You're getting this one.
There you go, Luke, since you ought to be a weirdo.
Yeah. How you doing? Sorry about that. Alright, $10 you want a grape slushie? I got you right here.
Grape slushie. Boom. Alright. There you go, big dog. That's gonna run you $13.25, $1.75 for your change.
Thank you for shopping at Redfield's Reynolds. How you doing, man? Three movies. I see you, okay?
$12 and that's gonna be three for your change. Oh, have a good one. Thank you
How you doing 13 bodies that is still a smash yet chat is 13 bodies been by far the best movie in this game so far like by far
Hey case I want to warn you they can unfortunately steal sometimes rent the display case
It happened to me keep the expensive ones in the back. Wait, what are you serious?
$5 for your change. Have a good one. Really? Alrighty. You returned a damaged movie. I've
I've been looking for you, Noah.
Did you, are you the one that damaged
Tim John and the Spaceman?
I will kill you!
My bad, sir, calm down.
You're lucky a $20 late, these all you gotta pay.
The movie was working fine,
when I dropped it off, I won't pay your broken fee.
You don't pay the broken fee,
You will be broken in half and they will find you in a ditch
three miles from here and Mr. Baldwin is going to make a video about you in two years.
You give me the money or die.
Do you understand?
I will kill you over this movie.
I'm not here to play with you.
Get out of here.
Sorry you had to see that, sir.
Wait, no, I'm not your Luke.
Oh, my goodness.
1650. Get out of here, Luke. He said, I'm not going to pay it. I wish you wouldn't pay it.
These VHS tapes are my life. Let me do some returns real quick. Make it in here for the
We're about to end this shift.
We're going to go see what Brozga...
It's fine.
It's in good condition.
Let's go.
Okay, display shelf is fully stocked.
Beautiful.
All right.
We're going to do these returns and we're going to see what Brozga from the black market
in the alleyway back there and then chat next shift we're hiring somebody at
redfield rentals finally we're hiring somebody
but they can get stolen wait people can steal movies at us I ain't heard
nothing about that wait what
wait no way
I'm going to treat our first employee with the utmost respect and be the best boss ever
like I always am.
Lock in.
Don't be suspicious of it.
Lock in.
Be clear.
Be good.
Ma'am, I'm going to treat our first employee with the utmost respect and be the best boss
ever like I always am.
Lock in.
Don't be suspicious of it.
Lock in.
You got anything to do today?
I didn't mean to buy that.
I was just trying to look at it. Oh my god.
I mean it's got good ratings.
What else you got?
The smoke in the velvet room
Okay, I'll buy it anyway
full throttle bird
This one's $9 vampire robot. Why you laughing like you scam me for a relax
The Demented Fish Bowl. You had some decent picks here today. I'll catch you. Uh, whenever you come back.
Chad, he actually had some decent picks here today. No joke.
The last batch that he did, the only thing good was this one, which is our best movie.
The last batch he had was like all bad ratings. Chad, y'all remember that?
All right, let's see how we did.
$239. Business is booming, Jack.
Oh my goodness. Here we go. Redfields rentals is finally getting an employee.
I heard that people are using a staff book in the break room.
Let's see what we got.
Wait, what?
Is it Halloween?
Did that say something?
What is this?
Oh, it's Friday the 13th.
Poor movies are going to do good.
Who are we hiring at Redfield's rentals today?
Grow your team, use the staff book
to hire and manage your employees,
new applicants with different gameplay traits
up here every day.
Applicants, we got Gabrielle, she's $31 a day,
skill level on the checkout is average,
skill level at return station is average.
Her gameplay traits, she's loyal,
same exact situation with Isaac,
except he's a dollar less a day.
Patrick, you are not getting hired slow.
Wait, no, wait a minute, Patrick, wait, wait.
We might need to hire Patrick.
He's fast on the checkout.
Strong bladder, so he's not gonna need
to go to the bathroom that much.
But they'll never ask for a raise,
but he's fast on checkout.
I think we go pat
I think we go pat just to put him on the check out
Let's see
I think it's pat
What was the other guy's name Isaac
Patrick's got to be to play I think it's got to be to play chat. No Joe
He's fast on checkout, dude.
Like fast.
It doesn't matter if he's slow on returns,
because I can handle those, right?
Like, dude, come on, man.
Yeah.
Pat until he wants a raise.
Should we keep Patrick in the second that he asks for a raise?
We just fire him.
Y'all want to do that?
We could Loki do that.
I don't think you'd have the nerve.
I don't think you would have the nerve to do that.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, everybody put your hands together.
Welcome aboard Redfields Rental's first employee.
We're putting them on the cash register.
Pat!
Where ya at?
Where's the app?
He came already dressed. Oh my goodness. Why does he have a world?
Name tag and all I'm ready to push some movies today. Oh my goodness
He's got a good attitude
Yeah, go ahead clock in Pat. Don't be stealing no time though. Oh
That's how you explain we got nowhere near enough money for that
Hi, it's my first day. Do you have a task for me?
I am firing you. No, I don't do that. All right, Patrick, look here. It's your first day.
We've got to go through much of a training job here. Just run the checkout for me today, and we'll see how you do, okay?
Check out. I'm on it. No attitude, no nothing. He's just ready to go.
Oh my goodness. He's just ready to go. Employees don't charge the late fees.
What are you, serious?
They don't.
They do.
Chad, do you want me to organize the movies now?
Y'all been begging me to organize the movies all organize them by category now
I'll do it chat we have 1100 dollars do we order some more movies and some more
yourselves. Buddy, get out my window. I'm trying to work. Patrick, go out here and snap this
What are you doing?
Do you want a problem?
Oh, no. We about to have a problem for real, champ. Hold on.
Luffy.
Oh, no, we about to have a problem for real, Chad, hold on.
Late fee.
Um, I need to hire a security guard. Get this dude out of here.
Okay. Let's do all the science fiction movies here. Y'all cool with that?
Let's put the horror movies here
Yes all science fiction here will go drama here horror movie
Science fiction horror movie science fiction chatter y'all happy now that I'm doing this
Are you happy? Oh Lord we're grabbing adult movie stand
Okay. There we go. There we go. Alright. Let's worry about that in a minute. Drama will go
here. That's an adult movie. Horror movie. Yes. We're out of space here. I need more
yourselves. Lord, Lord, Lord. Hold up. Okay, horror movie, horror movie. These are all
horror movies here drama drama drama drama horror movie oh lord help me oh
Oh lord help me.
Oh man.
Hold up.
How many more shelves do we need chat to?
Boom.
Two more shelves.
Leave them as they are.
Y'all want to leave them out of organized?
All right, put more here change the color bro. What do you mean?
We need change the color
Oh
What other didn't even do anything I think the wall oh
It changes the cup. Oh
Oh, that's not really a big deal, though, is it?
Put the adult movies in one corner.
Y'all wanna do that?
Yeah, well, you know what, we'll do that.
Yeah, we're gonna do that.
Adult movies are all gonna go in one corner.
Okay, I am putting the science fictions over here, Chad.
No joke.
science fictions over here because we have a lot of them hold up I mean do that I'm
never doing this again by the way this y'all never organized this y'all never
gonna tell me to do this again you got me messed up this way too much effort yeah
this is entirely too much effort this is ridiculous this is pre-opening too so
I'm not even open to all this is ridiculous yo I'm about to have to call
a police on this guy. No joke. I'll do it too. Oh, that's actually perfect. Wow. sci-fi
over here. Okay. Let's do what do we want to do on this one? Horror right here to low
that's an adult movie we'll do something with that in a minute I got two more
sci-fi's over here Lord have mercy both of these are sci-fi okay I am busy right
I am right now. I am busy We have so many horror movies. It's insane.
We have three horror shelves. That's wild. All right, y'all happy with this chat? Take
Take this. Take this. Take this. Take this. Put it here. Drama? Okay, hold on. I didn't answer the phone. Refuse Reynolds? No, okay.
Are those all adult movies? Wait a minute. Okay, dramas. Feel out the dramas over here.
There we go. We just have to get more movies, but they're all organized. Now, let's have
a quarter. Let's do this. Let's do this right here. Watch. In shelf, six rows.
Oh, yeah, we don't know.
Oh, oh, yeah, we don't know.
Hey, we are gonna know if somebody pulls up.
matter of fact, can I order some more to fill that out?
No.
Chad, we have a decent amount of money here.
Should we, should we order 15 more movies for $160?
I feel like we should while we have the money.
Matter of fact, we're making this shelf real special.
Just, just dude!
Alright, so there's some more movies here.
Let's do the, let's do the randoms.
There we go.
Let's see if we got anything good.
Please tell me we got some good stuff here.
All right, what do we got?
We have the flour under the bridge, decent ratings,
Astro Golf Cookie 3,000, good ratings,
a scary keg in the tent, bad ratings,
the Knights Templar horrible ratings,
the Dead Farmers Cast great ratings,
A deranged killer and his godfather, great ratings.
Explosive Zilla, horrible ratings.
Okay, we'll just work with this.
This is a horror movie.
Horror movie goes here, drama goes here, sci-fi goes here.
Let's open up, matter of fact, while we're doing this.
Hey, David, it's your first day.
Let's lock in, big dog, how we feeling?
I did not mean to.
Oh Lord, hold up, not David Patrick.
I was used to calling that other dude David
from the other game, my bad.
Welcome to Redfields Reynolds, ladies and gentlemen.
We're hoping we're having a great day.
Thank you for being here.
Okay, is this a drama?
This is a drama.
We have more horror movies.
We have too many horror movies, dude.
Oh lord have mercy.
No, there's going to be a mix shelf right there.
It is what it is.
There's no other way around it.
Okay.
All the boom.
Boom.
Horror movie, horror movie, drama movie.
There we go.
Chat, we have to have a mixed shelf, dude.
That's what it is.
OK, hold on.
How you doing, man?
Can I help you?
I'm here to pick up the movie No Way,
but Throwin' the Farm that I Reserved.
Yes, ma'am, one second.
By the way, Chad, look at the movies he reserved.
Oh, never mind.
I thought that had horrible ratings.
There you go, man.
Thank you so much.
How we feeling, Big David?
I mean, Patrick?
Wait, no, no, no, no.
Never mind.
Keep working.
He's quick with it.
Good stuff, Patrick.
W Patrick man, this makes my job so much easier.
Oh, don't move your turn.
Oh, another don't move your turn. Hold on. He'll put these over here.
I see we're missing one.
Huh?
I see we're missing one over here.
Chat Patrick is going to check on this with Patrick Patrick got it already.
No joke.
I can already tell this was a great business decision for us.
Are you kidding me?
I was literally in the middle of bragging on this guy.
He is sleeping, standing up behind David.
Are you?
I mean Patrick, are you dead serious?
Patrick. Oh my. Oh my god.
This dude fell asleep on the job on his first day. I actually cannot believe what I'm seeing.
I actually cannot believe what I'm seeing right here.
Are you, are you literally joking?
Oh my.
Patrick!
Wake up!
Yo Patrick, we gonna talk, we gonna talk.
Yes ma'am.
All right.
There you go. Thank you so much
Chatter we firing Patrick on his first day if it's about to happen
There is no way I was bragging on him
There was no way I was just bragging on him saying how good of a business adventure this was
And he falls asleep standing up
Who is this guy
Who is that excuse me sir
Emmett I was a big comic book nerd growing up do you have a superhero action movie to
recommend superhero action movie um let's go that's formal ratings let's go
organ burnout it's got decent ratings
Patrick why did you just fall asleep on the job on your first day I have fired
hired people for so much less.
There was a guy that worked for me by the name of Tim.
I used to run a grocery store and I made his life miserable
just because he was a little slow at his job.
You are falling asleep on the job on the first day.
Absolutely unacceptable. Do not make me.
not make me tweet Patrick I'm so serious what's good bud you have an action
movie with some crazy stunts I actually do have an action movie with some crazy
stunts it's called organist organ storm fury that's got zero star rating I can't
I can't believe that just happened.
Chad, can y'all believe that, dude?
That's unreal.
Wow, three adult movies just came back.
The adult movies are flying off the shelves.
It looks like what's going on here?
All right.
There we go.
OK, boom, put that there.
Drama, drama, drama, right there.
clean. What else do I need to do here? Hold up. What else should I buy? Stations? Where
do we get the popcorn machine? What level? Level eight. That's coming up soon. Snack
shelf. We need another snack shelf soon. Television, chat. How do we start selling
movies. Do y'all know how we get to sell them? Oh, I gotta be level 10, my bad. I gotta be
level 10, my bad, my bad. Ma'am, ma'am, what was your over there looking at? Ma'am, uh-huh,
Oh, you got them sunglasses on.
What was you over there looking at?
I know this 70-something-year-old man
ain't going over there.
Let me f-
Are you kidding me?
Buddy, you are too up!
Grandpa, you are too...what movie did he buy?
Oh my goodness, he got in bed with the milk.
Unbelievable, Grandpa. Yeah.
Does Gertrude know what you're doing tonight? Hey!
Does Gertrude know what you're out doing?
Don't hide that movie from her when you get home, either.
I'm gonna tell Gertrude. Just do my 75, 80 years old
Oh, they're here in the adult section.
What's good, big dog?
I sometimes wonder what the future will look like.
Got a science fiction movie I'll enjoy?
Bonus, if it's an old movie.
Let me see if I got any old science fiction for you.
Science fiction, vote, space golf.
That's got good ratings too.
Wow, there you go, big dog.
Appreciate you, yep.
Oh, chat. That's this has been a
crazy episode.
Yeah, what's Gertrude don't
think?
Restock the snacks. Oh yeah, we
could do that real quick.
Let's put out some crunch
Let's put out some sour bombs look so good.
Let's restock the Freddy's chips too right here.
Clean and let's restock the caramel popcorn as well.
Beautiful. People don't buy the snacks that often because we've had all those
there for a minute.
Alright, look here.
Alright, Pat.
I didn't notice any big line.
This is your first day.
So even if there was a big line, I wouldn't give you too much for it.
But Patrick, you were ten minutes into your shift and you fell asleep standing up behind
the desk. You got narcolepsy or something? Because if you got narcolepsy, that should
have been on the application. Just don't let it happen again. You did good other than
that. Please don't let that happen again. I don't want to have to fire you, Patrick.
Golly, what we do. $296 total if we wouldn't have hired him. That would have been a three
$300 plus dollar day. Oh my goodness redfields rentals is actually booming. Oh
My goodness, we're actually booming. No joke. This is beautiful. That was a good episode right there
We got us a new employee tomorrow's episode when I would do the food street. So do next episode
Bro new movie release Chad that was a good episode, huh? Tell me it one
Hey
We're gonna have to keep an eye on Patrick for real we gonna have to keep an eye on Patrick chat remember
Cooking stream tomorrow. Okay?
Cooking stream tomorrow me and my mom cooking stream tomorrow 10 million YouTube
Cooking stream a great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
night preset all the get this subs don't those bits follows and of course I
preset all y'all for this hanging out hey you'll have a good rest y'all night
have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen
tonight peace out y'all