I'm not sure.
10 minutes early on y'all, what y'all talking about?
Huh?
It has returned.
Let's get a good one.
Shall we?
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get it.
Yeah.
Simply shanning with the five.
I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, uh, shroom stretch, zombie,
Fabulo Dillon, Finn Snooze, Leigh Wood in Leon, Cases Brinn It's, Egg Rosa W. Subbersman,
pre-state, y'all.
Chad, how's everybody's day going on the scale of what it did?
Let me hear it.
Ah!
Blue hoodie!
Yes!
Blue hoodie.
I repeat once more blue hoodie up in here.
Yes, I'm a few minutes early thought I'll jump on a few minutes early
because me and my boy Jinxie Jinxie hit me up there.
He's like, yo, you want to play a page tonight?
I said, yeah, let's do it.
So me and the homie Jinxie gonna be running some apex up in this thing.
Might get dookie down, but I don't know.
Who knows?
Never winning with that's he and get the W never winning with the team get the but what's that supposed to me?
What's you mean never winning buster?
What's you mean by that you trying to say something?
Watch it CS go trade up. Yeah, yes, you know what I did for like a two hours this weekend
I
I literally opened CS go crates.
I opened two knives in one day.
I was like, yeah, my boy Jinxie would be punching
the air right now.
I just know he would.
Teddy bear with the five, get the W Teddy bear
and matches with the five and Lindsay with the five.
Thank you.
Really?
Yeah, I pulled no joke.
I pulled it.
I pulled no joke.
I was like, man, I played CS the other day with Jinxie.
Played it a little bit off.
I was like, you know what?
Since I'm playing it a little bit, I'm gonna open some packs.
I opened two knives and one day dog, no joke.
I'm dead serious, dude.
Dead serious.
Proof or it doesn't count.
I don't have it installed on this PC, I can't show you.
But I'm actually dead serious.
I'm like, I'm actually dead serious, I did.
Like I'm for real.
I'm dead serious chat go to your inventory and it should show when I can show y'all without open in the game up
case those foot massage with the 10 gifted what
Casos foot massage with the 10 gifted. What?
Well, you can see your counter strike inventory.
Yo, Sander, April, Ezra, appreciate y'all. Thank you.
I'll show y'all then. Y'all think I'm capping.
I'm dead serious. I did. Y'all think I'm capping.
Look, where's your inventory at?
Inventory.
inventory counter strike to advanced filters look it's right here this is my
inventory how do you see the uh how do you see the knife
see I told y'all I pulled two of them I don't lie brother I told y'all yo Ezra
with the five thank you I told y'all bro I do not lie what you mean yo pot with
to find. Thank you. Yeah. And the crazy part is this one's a factory new no joke dead serious.
Make sure nothing leaks if I pull this up. Yeah, look. This was the first one I pulled
right here. That was the first one I pulled. And I was like, man, I pulled that I'm about
to just keep ripping them. I got like another hundred packs. How much is it? I have no idea.
I got like another hundred packs. I started ripping more and then I unboxed this one.
That one's kind of mid not gonna lie. But I was crunk about this one. No joke. I was
for real, Cronk, about this one. I was like, I was Cronk, dog. Williams with a five. Two
hundred fifty dollars, this one. Tell Genesee, oh, I'ma tell him. I know he been hoping
other things, oh, trust me, I'ma tell him. Your happy birthday, Carillion. Carillion,
Happy birthday. Thank you Diana with the T and W Diana with the T and thank you
How much is the knife worth? I have no idea
Somebody just said like 250
Thousand that is 250,000 that is
Yeah, yeah, that's right buddy. Yeah
So did I told y'all one line of y'all
K2 with the five and the V with the five. Thank you
Um, you know happy birthday. Happy birthday Chris
Happy birthday Chris appreciate you. Why is he early?
Because I'm playing some apex with my boy Jinxie today, so I thought I'd pop on a little early for y'all. I
Usually ain't lie. I usually ain't uh, uh, uh live at this time
Yeah
yo look at this actual animal typing in my chat oh my goodness you're lucky I
can't find it there is an actual animal typing in my chat in all caps a
paragraph like mods like ban that guy talking about the hoodie color saying
I'm lying about the hoodie color about how there's no line on in my room dog it
is a blue hoodie I've never lied it's blue you're just mad because you lost
channel points. You should have solved the message I just saw. Yo, mods, we got to find
that dude actually get him up out here. That dude is a raging lunatic who needs to be thrown
in jail. Like you cannot be a public population with that. That's unbelievable what I just
read right there. You, you, you animal. Yo, jelly with the five. Appreciate you jelly
with the five. Thank you. Lord have mercy. You got him. Did you get him? Did you get him?
Trying to find, I'm trying to show you all that message. That's insane. Man, I gotta reset all
my stuff brown up man I'm not good with technology chat at all oh yeah chat YouTube sent me another
package apparently you know who else apparently sent me a package dashy my mom's my mom said
there's little this is one of one and there's only two of them and dashy has one and I have
one. He gave me the only other one apparently. I'm gonna open it last though. She said it
was in this box. What else we got over here? Some things I was supposed to open. What is
this one? Oh yeah, half sword sent me a package apparently. Two with the five, thank you. She
apparently half sword sent your boy a package dead serious this year apparently
I don't know what's in it let me open that thing without leaking nothing hold it up
wait that's wholesome wait what thank you for playing half sword yo that's kind of wholesome
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Wait, what is this?
What is this?
Is it a horde?
It's not a horn.
What is it?
It can't be a horn.
It's a cup.
Wait, you drink from it?
What?
No, there's no way you drink out of that.
There's no way you drink out of that.
Maybe it's like a model horn or something.
It's for Vikings, bro.
Nobody's drinking out of that.
Look at the inside of it.
Okay.
It's cool, whatever it is.
I tried I tried to do like it's not a horn though whatever it is it's clean
W have sword there's other stuff in here too hold up oh yeah time to do another
fan mail opening this week to finally I keep forgetting we're gonna do another
a family opening this week too. No jokeski. Yeah, no jokeski. W half sword. There's
other stuff in here too. Let me see what this is. Okay, they sent me a sack. Half
sword sent your boy a sack. Wait, there's something else in here. They sent me like
old-school mug. It says half sword on it. Wait, that's a tankard. Yeah, that's what
they're called. Not a mug. It's a tankard. Queen. I don't know if I trust drinking out
of it right now, but it does look cool. Oh yeah, I can't even see it. It's so dark. Let
Let me see what's in the sack.
Wait, it says half sword on the hood, it's a hoodie?
Dude, it's a half sword hoodie.
It's simple, it just says half sword on the hood.
Wait, this actually going in a rotation.
If I can fit in it, just blacked out hoodie
have someone on the top? What size is it? Gets about to go in the rotation. Yo,
have sore devs, why did you send me a 7x hoodie?
Yo, have sore devs. Wait, are you serious? Yo, you sent me a 7x hoodie. 7x. I'm not
joking. Oh my goodness. Well, that's going to go in the rotation. That's obviously gonna fit W
half-sword devs. What's going on with the camera? And a half-sword, who'd he go in the rotation? What
you thought, Mom? What else do I got in here? Oh, yeah. Chad, who all knows the case 0247 Twitch
channel? Which is just a channel that runs when I'm not live. I actually think that thing just hit
a million followers on Twitch which is crazy. We got another Twitch plaque for that channel.
Not even for the main for a second. Avery with the five. This from Twitch, dog, for
a second channel. Don't beat me.
dog look
for case 0247 the channel that's live when I'm not. Look at that.
Let me get this thing out of here. Hold up. I think I got a couple other these for
the main channel before. I think I know what it is. I think it's like the heart
trophy, right? There's a couple of them. Are they in here? They're somewhere else.
Clean! That nerdy girl with the five. Well there goes my phone.
This is to hire me, I need a breath man.
Here we go.
Why do you pack them in?
Why not?
Oh my goodness, I almost dropped it!
Lord!
Take a drink at that one.
My hands feel dirty for somebody.
I'm going to go wash my hands real quick.
Why my hands feel dirty, brother?
Chill out.
Chill, y'all's hands in the ground, they feel dirty.
Ah!
I cut myself by accident catching that box.
I'm bleeding, almost.
No.
for the KSO 24-7 Twitch channel.
Oh, there's something covering it.
Wait a minute, what is this?
Congratulations on five million hours watch.
We got five million hours watched on the second,
on the case of 24 seven Twitch channel.
Y'all be watching that thing, huh?
I see it.
Bird with the five.
Okay, the rest is what I read from the last one.
Five million hours watched on the second channel.
That's tough.
It looks just like the one I got
for the main channel back in the day.
Chicken pie pie with the 10.
Oh, yeah.
Let me get that thing real quick.
Let me get that thing.
Oh, that thing is heavy.
That's so clean.
That is so clean.
You can't read it, but that plaque, KSO 2475 million hours watched on the KSO 247 channel.
Check, I'll be over there when I'm not streaming.
Yo Christian with the five, W Christian with the five, appreciate you Christian.
Let me go set this thing up over here real quick.
Hold on.
We're saving Dashie's box for last because, again, apparently Dashie sent me a one-of-one
like only him and I had it.
And apparently it's cool.
I'm ready to see it, too.
I'm gonna open the YouTube one first though.
My mom said another box came in from YouTube.
Let's see what we got from YouTube.
Another package.
Appreciate y'all YouTube, what you talking about?
Oh wow.
Yo.
Yo, why does that look so cool?
God!
Oh my!
It says limited edition on it.
What is this?
Wait, what?
I'm afraid to grab it.
Dude!
What is this?
Limited edition YouTube box?
It's even got the YouTube play buttons on the side for the scraps.
Whoa, wait, that is so tough.
That was gone.
Got the scraps where I'm kind of nervous to see what's in here y'all ready I don't know if I'm ready
what is that? what is that? wait what is that? what is that? there's a note with it!
Let me read the note hold up is that a hoodie wait a minute there ain't no way you can send
me a custom hoodie right no way there's a cord with let me read it let me read this
pillow or hoodie I don't know I don't know if it's a pillow case so it says case on the
side of it. That's clean. What a ride it's been as we enter a new year, the new year,
we're reflecting on the new year. Oh, that's been a minute. We're reflecting on the creators
and artists who turned moments into movements during YouTube's 20th anniversary year. Oh,
is that what you mean? Your dedication and integrity didn't just create content. You
you build communities to set the pace of culture
and all this continue to shape the future of YouTube.
We want to honor your incredible work
and the momentum you've built and kick off 2026
with a special tribute,
a custom limited edition YouTube racing jacket.
Oh, dude, I could put this on eBay for $10 million, dog.
Oh, Mike.
We hope this gear becomes a reminder of your journey together and inspires your next moves.
Through all the twists and turns we're here with you, we can't wait to see what you create next with gratitude, your friends at YouTube.
A custom limited edition racing jacket.
What?
Excuse me!
Pull the black part down on top where you took the note from.
Oh my...
It came down on its own.
It's a YouTube custom hanger, and there's a case on YouTube.
That's a real license plate.
Yeah!
I'm afraid to touch it, dude.
Bro, the hanger says K. So on it!
No way!
That's unbelievable.
I'm afraid to touch the jacket, should I pull the jacket out?
Bro, this is the coolest thing ever!
Okay, that is not going to fit me, but it's cool to have anyway.
That is so hard.
It's like I'm a member of a pit crew or something like I'm on YouTube pit crew
Bro
That is so hard
Try it on there's absolutely no way I would be able to fit this I promise you I'm just tell about looking at it frame it
I got a frame it right
that's so tall wait a minute why is that so hard dog yo w you to what are you
kidding me well Jesus not waiting on me is he I'm not I'm not wasting his time
am I
and I wish this time on the Amra bro my hair bro it's bro it's bad do w you to
chat bro what it's Valerie with the five all right last but certainly
absolutely not least my man's my goat dashi sent me a one-of-one package and
what my mom told me is apparently what dashi sent me there's only two of them
And Dashie has one and he chose to send me the other one, which has got to be the coolest thing in the world. One of two.
And if you don't know, Dashie is my goat.
I'm afraid to open it.
What?
All right.
Lock it in.
Oh, Lord.
One of two.
One of two, which means only me and Dashie got this.
There's a piece of paper that he wrote on.
I got to read it! I got to read it! I got to read it!
He signed it! Oh, I got to get a frame!
Case. Hope you're doing good, bro, since you're always showing me love.
I wanted to have this one of one prototype.
Paulken-Dashi-Plusch.
Give it a squeeze.
Pause.
He wrote pause.
And here.
Wait, I didn't spell that right.
Here, what it says.
He spelled here, H-E-R-E, and then he corrects himself, said here.
He said, much love and joy.
Dashi-P-S also throw it in.
P.S. also threw in an OG mini plus from 2016?
No, you did not.
He threw in one of his pushes from 2016!
Smell it, it does smell good.
Yo, Dashie, I don't know what you spray it in here and do,
but it smells good.
God, Lee, that smells good.
He's so cool.
Everything he does is just cool.
It's just cool, man.
Like what else is there to say?
He's just too cool.
So he sent me a one of one prototype talking
Dashie Plushie and an OG mini plus from 2016.
Yo, Dashie, I remember your mini plushie from 2016.
And I remember you playing a horror game.
Somebody made a horror game about your plushie.
And you played the horror game about your plushie
and the plushie was trying to kill you.
That was so funny.
No joke classic YouTube video right there.
Y'all gotta do something, just piece of paper.
Hold on, I can't put this nowhere
so I'm getting messed up.
Right there, don't even get it, Winkle.
Oh my goodness.
One of one.
Wait, you said squeeze it?
Did he say something?
What if he said something?
Listen!
Yeah!
Look at the many what he said!
You can't hear it yet. The volume is low. What was the way to turn the volume up?
Oh, that thing smells good.
Listen, listen.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Dude, every time you squeeze him, it has one of its sayings.
Listen.
No, no, no, no.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Well, my prize possession?
Was dashes Nintendo switch box that he sent me,
which is still sitting on my shelf over there on display.
I think this is now my prize possession
literally in the world right now.
And look what else he sent, the 2016 OG.
Bro, this is so cool, W dashy chat.
Oh my goodness, one of one ain't nobody else got this, bro.
this bro and he sent it to me dude and look at the 2016 one I'm afraid to open
this almost I'm gonna open it one of two no on the letter it said one of one
Oh man. Oh man. This is from 2016 and he sent me one of the OGs just for the free ski.
He just bro, look at my, oh my goodness, look at my hands dog.
It is so bad.
All the skin is gone off my fingertips, by the way,
look at that.
It's all gone.
It's literally, it's all gone.
They're on pre-order.
Wait, these are on pre-order for Dashie?
do me a solid go buy you one that is like the goat if you want to ever
support anybody that is the goat right there go pre-order you one of these from
dashy I'm sure he has a link on his YouTube channel somewhere but guess who
got it first. I did. Yeah, look at that. Look at this too. I'm gonna pose up with. This
is so cool. W dashy chat. Oh my goodness. So I don't understand how much, how much, dude,
Y'all got to understand how cool this is to me.
That is literally my goat.
Like literally, that is my Superman right there, essentially.
And he sent me something that ain't nobody else got.
Man, that is the goat right there.
The goat.
I'm about to go put this over here.
Look at this.
I can't let nothing happen to this. Nothing.
He's right there beside us.
He's right there beside the other ones. Well, you can't see him good.
He's sitting beside my mom now.
Yeah!
I'm gonna put that in a safe...
What's it called? Yo, Dashie. I appreciate you, man. W Dashie, bruh. Oh my goodness, dude. That's my guy.
Jinxy's on? Alright, chat. If y'all wasn't here earlier, the reason I got on a little bit early today is because I'm playing Apex with my boy Jinxy today.
So we're probably gonna get crapped on but is it gonna be fun dash you just sent bits
My life's just flickered
Dario with the 20 get the W. Dario with the 20 get the presates you Dario chat dash you just sent bits dash
You just just sent bits. Oh
My goodness. He just sent bits. I saw him
He said some the goat is in our presence
10,000 bits, 10,000 bits.
Those plushies won't drop until August.
The one you have right now is the prototype they sent me there.
There is no other one like that one.
Oh my goodness.
It's one of one, dog!
Yeah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Hey, do me a favor and go pre-order you one of my boys plushies chat.
No joke.
Sell them things out.
Well, you can't sell out a pre-order, but still.
Yo, dude, I appreciate that.
Dashy W.
Dashy for real.
He got so much aura.
He's only typed in here three times, bro.
What's that cologne?
Yeah, you might have to tell my mom what cologne you got.
Dashy, she liked that.
That was good.
I don't know what cologne you sprayed in there, Dashie, that was good.
Fanboy, yes or what?
I ain't ashamed of it.
I ain't ashamed of it, got me messed up.
That's my goat, bro.
I will sing Dashie's praises till the day I die.
Got me messed up.
Dashie got me through some hard times in my life, buddy.
Don't play with me.
Don't play with me, don't play with me.
W dashy. I appreciate you dashy for real bro. That's so cool
W dashy one of one he sent me the prototype they sent him dude
And all right
It's time to get on apex with my boy Jinxie chat. Do you think we're gonna get crapped on be real with me?
short smooth doodoo with the five gift with the 10 gifted that is actually
disgusting that is actually disgusting thank you short smooth doodoo with the
10 gifted yes because you don't have a delay we don't we don't need that we
don't need that. Can I discord? Has he discord called me yet? Dario would another 20 get the
W. Dario would another 20 get that I appreciate you Dario W. Dario. He can call me whatever he wants.
He's been waiting. My bad. I thought he was still open to CS go crates. My bad.
I
Wasn't trying to towards time or nothing
Lock in we're gonna get a dog. I don't care what y'all say. We're gonna get a dog Chad. Don't play with me
We are gonna get a dog
We are
Okay bet legs thank you legs
Yo, shout out Lucas pre-sacred you Lucas. I got you with a pickle quote right here. Why not?
of spice and sweetness.
Thanks.
Deco with the five.
Yes.
Here we go.
I got to get warmed up.
I got to do good for us here.
I got to do good for us here, chat.
Super mushroom boy with the five gifted.
You'll probably lose.
Oh, well, I suspect that we'll lose.
Oh, he's calling me.
Let me know if I can hear him, Chad.
How about you?
Free screen.
Yo, can you hear me?
Yeah.
What do I sound like?
Straight, doodoo.
OK, so I got it.
That's Timmy.
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
Oh, you got us.
Timmy.
Yes, yes.
Is he in here?
Yeah, he's in here.
He's in here.
Oh, Timmy.
What's good, man?
Big fan, not gonna lie!
Use of these!
We ain't never gonna lose a game, we're going in white!
Just white white!
Wait, wait Kase, I think you have like, your mics are cutting out,
might be noise suppression or something.
Oh lord, not again.
Dude, do you hear that?
It's like a McDonald mic, no?
Godly check it, y'all hear us?
It's not like that, it's like, um, it's like the PA system.
Um...
In like high school when it like cuts it no actually it's not like that. Wait
I got bad news noise suppression was already off. So is it like real is it real bad?
Okay, basically I'll explain it. You'll say like a word and then it'll cut it out right after
Are you kidding me right now?
Timmy red red red red red watching watching you guys wait. Did you see that? Oh?
hold on gold
wait
That's never one to ten how bad how bad is it? Oh, it is kind of like maybe like a one really
We hear one word and that's it
Wait wait
Wait
I know I know I can hear
I can hear I'm doing this.
You can get to all right what
about now y'all is it bro it's
and it's not cutting it, why is it cutting out now?
It might be discord, have, have mine?
Maybe we get out of Highbind for the call.
Highbinds, do you have a solution?
Highbinds!
Yeah, Lee!
Rad, rad, rad, rad, rad, please.
What's you, are you opening Apex crates?
I thought you were deaf and low.
Yeah.
Yo, Highbinds, what's up?
have a cut out issues. All good. All good. Good. Are you using
the settings? User settings. Alright. And then I'm just
going to guide you through it. Yeah. Um voice and video voice
and then the input profile just go studio. There should be
nothing on it. Studio. Okay. Is it cutting out now or is it
good now? Well, there we go. Wait, it's good now. It's
good now. Hi guys. Oh, wait. This dude is actually a genius.
Unbelievable.
No.
Wait.
Oh my gosh.
No, there's an echo.
Is it bad?
Yes.
How bad does it make sense?
I'm just poking on our headset.
I don't know.
Dude, this guy literally looks like how he met out, Timmy.
Can you go to custom?
Hold on.
I'll go to custom.
Custom and then toggle it off.
Toggle what off?
Custom toggle it off.
it off, put it all the way down at first so you can, it's basically just studio.
You talking about automatic input sensitivity?
Yeah, yeah, so you want to go to custom, toggle off the setting, the automatic setting?
Yep.
And then turn it all the way down.
How fast it's going?
Okay, it's all the way down now.
Okay.
Now talk while he's talking.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
You're so intelligent, dude.
Why should you be 36 and am I good now?
Yes, you're perfect, dude.
Oh my goodness, this, yo, how are you?
You're a genius man. Yes. Yes, okay
Timmy the packs didn't work
They sound good. They come out hundred more
Okay, wait, could you figure out how to add queso real quick? Yeah, I got you
Yeah, you seem your job
Yo, what's up my bad my bad
You get you good you got steam or you're in EA. Yeah, I'm on steam
I'll send you my friend code.
Okay.
You gonna put it to Discord?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll, yeah, I'll mute it.
Yo, jab with the 150 gift that Lord have mercy.
Brad, Brad, Brad.
W jab with the 150 gift that, oh my goodness.
I appreciate you jabbing with the 150.
That's crazy.
But where did it go?
Okay, is my screen still covered?
That'd be bad if it wasn't.
Lord.
Everybody be cool.
We're jumping in ranked bro yo Tim you and uh you and a page credit around now. I'm assuming you like
She no, no, I've been out what's it called like taking a little bit of a break take a little bit break
Did you ever get number one? I think you did right in this game
No, I think the highest I was probably top ten at one point, but I don't think I push number one same
I got top ten at one point two
What is it?
No, the highest I ever got solo queue was the master for whatever it is the purple one master for solo queue and then I quit master for yeah.
What is it called?
Masters other than master for there's not the will the entry division into master whatever it is any right there.
entry division. What was this? Oh man, this was not. Chata ain't
capping, bro. I'm platform right now and I didn't play the
game. That shows you. Give me diamond four, diamond four. I
mean, that's the only thing that could have a four in it
because once you turn master's or press. No, it was whatever
was right out of diamond one. Only thing I look will say
cap chapter real. Okay. Okay. Okay. I believe that. You don't
believe me. Biobuskin. Is there a way to buy a lobo skin or
I
Might play
His kid her kid isn't saying you know it's like the local old from her loot
What is the ability cuz I could play octane if y'all need octane case. What are you playing? What are you playing here?
I either play Mirage or I'll play Gibby either either one of us
Like from my car me give me give me no no Gibraltar the big guy with the with the shield. Oh
Okay, okay. I thought you make Gibby from my car me case you watch that car right? Oh, yeah
Peek-show Peek-show worse idea. Okay. Okay. I'll just I'll run I'll run off team
I'll be I'll be locked in okay. Y'all have each other at it. I'm putting this right
I'm putting this right. Okay. Take your time. Thank you
We're going to get a dog. We've got a team. Bro. The end games of apex is actually said
about it's like adrenaline out of wazoo when everyone's on top of each other. It's your
gun chops. Yeah, not it is. Okay. They don't buy octane skin. Uh, chat. Right. Did you add
I am sending one. What's your steam name? Uh, I put the numbers in. Yeah, I put that. I put that in there and make sure I'm sitting to the right person.
Uh, it should be it's me. Unless it may be my name. It says A rock. A rock. Yeah. That's not me.
You put the, you put the numbers right? Why don't you send me your code? Oh no, I forgot an eight in there, my bad.
you're good. You're good. There we go. I'll send it to you. There we go.
Bro, is that? Bro, that's Luffy. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a that's a
what? That's a Luffy skin. What's your what's your name? Jairosong.
I didn't leak one, bro. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I
have to get this. I have to get this. We're gonna get a dub on everything I love. Let me
Let me go to the fire range real quick, shoot around.
Okay, so have you ever lost one piece before?
No, I've never watched any anime.
Fuck, never.
Please, like, please, if you watch anime, it's so good.
You would love that shit.
You think I would?
I'm telling you, anime, okay, so I'm not kidding when I say this.
Anime will change your life for the better, dude.
I'm not even kidding.
Come on, man.
I, no, no, okay, so, I swear, anime is so good.
Bro, you've never watched anime, ever?
No!
bro ask your chat bro I'm telling you oh my chat a whole bunch of anime nerds
to trust me
dude I have a movie dude that's actually sick
this is sick I'm not gonna lie
yeah they've been actually going hard with that live
that ain't nice
no but okay
shoot the pay-to-winskins
I saw you dude
oh my
wait can you hear my game
I feel like I'm eating a game.
Wait, why can you hear my game?
Get high-fives!
High-fives!
Why can you hear my game?
Hello?
Well, they can hear my game, bro!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go to the custom, um, the north suppression, go to the custom north suppression, and then
turn it up a little bit.
Custom or once I get user custom I think it should be at like minus a hundred right now
Like minus 90. It says it's on standard
That's
Let the turn it on
To this off noise suppression. Oh
Sorry, not noise impression go to voice and video your voice and video settings. Okay, and then
the input profile yeah we were on custom yeah where's that at right now
all the way bottom down yeah okay yeah bring it up to like 90 90 all right are
the echoing now. Hello? Okay, hold up. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes.
Oh, why? Bring it up to 80. Bring it up to 80. That'll make
no sense.
Oh no. But you can see you can go buy octane's uh butterfly knife.
Timmy, Timmy, by the way, Timmy, you're so negative eight now. Let me
go. Y'all can still hear this. Yeah. Yeah. I'm about to shoot.
Wait, no, I can't hear me at all now.
And then, uh, we go to SMGs, or so I said, yeah, yeah, and then go to R9.
Wait, can y'all hear me now?
Yeah, yeah.
Let me know if y'all can hear the game already.
Yeah, yeah.
They can hear the game.
Hold up.
Let me go look for this.
While you do that, Kato, if you have the meter open, where is that game audio at?
I can't shoot at the same time.
You get this
Timmy you remind me of my friend squishy you guys have similar voice
She
No, he's broccoli
Yes
out. Okay. Okay. Let's go. I
gotta save the day. How about
let's go. Let's go minus 45.
Let's go. Wait. Okay. Here. Now,
but they can't hear the first
been called cutting edge.
always got something going on.
You don't see that. Then you
should try to see what a while
always got. Well, all I got is
a headset. Zero point. If you
don't see that, then you should
I don't really understand. Hello. So in this game when you have certain guns
And the site is just okay, so y'all can't hear the game right there, but they also can't hear it
It's just it's just for iron sights. So you get off drop and you're finding somebody off spawn then you have
Hear me. I'm trying to finesse it
Loud case of like is it loud enough not in my opinion
Wait, will this work like this?
Because I'm yelling.
I got to yell to get out of here.
No, we don't want to yelling.
Outline.
Right there, right there, right there.
Yeah, that's the pain.
Okay, turn noise suppression to Chris.
Turn that from standard to Chris.
Yes, sir.
Ski.
Um, and then we're going to, we're going to lower it a little bit.
No, a suppression to Chris.
All right, it's on Chris now.
Okay, and then we're gonna lower the decibels again. We're gonna go back down.
Oh, we're gonna go back up.
Wait, y'all can't hear me sit right now?
No, no, we can't. Yeah, yeah. We can't hear you.
I'm shooting. So let's bring it down a little bit.
Let's go minus 75.
Go to what?
Minus 75.
How was it minus 30 right there?
We don't want you yelling. So just talk normally. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Okay, perfect.
I'm gonna start shooting. You can hear that. You can hear that.
It's fine. No, it's a little bit. It's a little bit. So we're just gonna turn it to 70, go 70.
70. It's getting better. It's getting way better. Right there. Can you still hear me? Talk it right
now. Just like normal. Yep. Now I'm gonna shoot. I'm gonna shoot. I'm gonna shoot.
Okay. Let's go 65. It's not bad. It's not bad. We've got a friend here.
Dude, why do I got problems like this? Bro, it's just a headset, man.
Yeah, it's a headset. Okay.
Alright, you said we're at a 65 now?
Yep, 65.
65!
So just the normal talking test and then shoot after.
Hello, hello, hello, hello. I'm talking normal. You can hear me?
Yep. Perfect.
Now I'm gonna shoot. I'm gonna shoot.
You know, I'm gonna throw down the game ball. Give me a little bit. Yeah, that would help. That would help. That would help.
I think we'll be able to hear no footsteps chat. I'm gonna go 88 on it. Not 82. Now.
Did you hear that? Yeah, I can hear it a little bit. Go 60.
We gonna get to the bottom of this.
I'm talking again. Hello. Hello. Am I cutting out or am I good? Nope. Perfect. Cut. Now.
I'm going to shoot now. Yep. Okay, we can hear it, but it's not bad at all. Like it
was really bad before. So this is doable. This is very doable. Do you think so? Is it
doable? Yes. Yes. Yes. Very, very, very. I'm going to turn my game off. I'm falling
down even more hold on give me a second we'll try this I went 70 on the game
volume now now I'm about to shoot you ready yep yeah I barely hear it can
you talk and shoot yeah I got you right here
Yeah. Yeah. Don't really. We're good. Let's go.
You're good to go. You bring him back here. Do I got to go?
I'll bring him back. I'll bring him back. All right, Pat. Problem solved. W. Have eyes, man.
Now I can get some shots in. Chad, y'all hear the game? Everything good?
No, it's very low.
I can't hear anything.
I'll shoot right there.
Nothing.
Oh, yeah, I'm ready.
All right.
No faith.
Okay.
Let's do this.
One more scan.
Oh, one more.
I mean, there's one more skin, one more skin.
One more, yo, hefe with the hunter, get the W hefe with the hunter, get the precinct.
Hefe with the hunter, thank you.
It's not just skin, man, and then skins, and then get a red rocket.
Check the game volume too loud, y'all, for real.
I shouldn't be, that might be a recolour.
Don't lie to me.
Wait, is it pistols?
He said pistols.
I'm not a star.
Pistols.
Somebody lie, I got a tromple in the car.
Red rocket.
Chad is still too loud, for real.
I'll look for the other.
that's right that's right that's right that's right that's where i'm going with it
what's wrong with y'all
I think that's it majority of the stuff will have some things a little bit better like the gun model
But those don't matter. It's the main thing is just like the iron sight for right now
Do my favorite pay-to-win skin is that peacekeeper skin like that like the old school looking
Yeah, the superstar. Yeah, the skinny. Yeah. No, that one skin with the uh, the one heavy gun. I forgot the name of it.
Fine. Flatline. Yeah, they had a pay to win skin on the flatline too. That was really good.
Back in the day. You might, you might actually have this skin, the magenta, magenta, militant.
open your 64 packs. Well, here's the thing. I have nothing else left to get an apex. So
there's no point in opening the packs. Like that's what sucks is that I have every skin
I ever wanted in this game. So there's no point in opening the packs, right? You know
what I'm saying? Like, look, I got, I got this thing. I got these. I got this. I don't
got the sword in the baseball
back zone one. I got that sword.
I got the carabin. I got all
that.
So there is nothing else.
Yo, elusive with the five.
Thank you.
How many hours do you have?
On PC, I have 1100 hours in this
game.
1100.
Nobody said that.
Yep. Um, wait.
All right. I think, uh,
I think I'm going to go.
Who you going to play as, Timmy?
Um, I could dabble with Pathfinder first.
You can type the vibes.
Wait, um.
Old Pathie, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, uh, Timbo, Timbo.
Timbo!
Yeah.
Uh, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
So, OK.
Do you like my opinion?
I would have played one day, but I think Ray is like the best character in the game.
I'm not a good man.
Tim, I think Tim, I think you could like literally carry us.
If you don't like because not a best character in the game is Alter bro
on everything I love.
She's broken, dude.
And we'll take a case on those balls.
Yeah, no, Alter is disgustingly broken.
Oh, shit.
He knows that if you're sure.
Um, it kind of got nerfed so yeah, I'm gonna predict if we'll win or not. Yeah, I'll
But she is anymore, but she's like still probably really good. You were running a rap game low-key
Dude, let's get in there. Can I play on level 10 though case? Can I play right? I don't know
Do you know Jimmy?
Kimbo? I don't actually
What do you think you can see bottom left and then click ring see if you can do it. Oh
Okay change
Yo Danny I don't have ranked on mark yet. You don't
It says road to ranked complete challenges. Oh here we go. Oh, oh, we gotta do one of 23
But I know the challenges you have to do this
Letting play ranked access to ring
on right trios training fire ain't yeah ranked locked locked but you need to do
challenges what the fuck I mean I mean it's a good thing because back then
people used to just make an account get a little 10 and start cheating streams
I think that's people do that yeah disgusting that's a lot of work on
this day so good for them bro I'm gonna be honest like I could do these
challenges like off-street this is gonna take forever I have to do six bootcamp
challenges wait no but a lot of these are just playing on racks like a lot of
these are just playing yeah no I can get this done tonight maybe right chat deal
damage guys I can deal damage yeah in loop five times I'll ping all the loot
out there why are people laughing we can just play some trios yeah I'm down
I see it. It says do a thousand five hundred damage. Oh, that's one game. Yeah, that's easy
It's wait in a single game. No, you could do that in one game is what I'm saying
Oh, I have to do a recon legend. I have to do okay. I have to go
God this is a lot
You know 1500 damage as a support
1500 damage as a controller
1500 damage as an assault 1500 damage as a recon
It's got a damage as a skirmisher.
Oh, so you just got to do 1500 damage with a character of every class.
So the store won't-
Truly it's not one game because that might be a little too-
Yeah, that'd be a while, yeah.
Wait, Timbo?
Yeah, yeah.
Is there an octane butterfly knight?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you go to store and you press mythic.
That young Timbo!
Okay, so there's two colors if you want.
That goes hard, said Timbo! That's hard!
Kind of like a prototype. You can see it so that...
What?
Wait, where's that airbox in here? Airmoves? Airmoves?
Yeah, yeah, you should...
Ain't no way, bro, trying to get a knife already.
Game on it.
Do that?
Wait, but Timbo, I know. Timbo, I need to do more packs, man.
I mean, guess we gotta start opening.
I already opened 300. It's just 200 more, right?
I mean, yeah, Chunder is like, not that much, no?
get up in here. What is that? What is that? Get up in here. Are y'all in the lobby?
We've been sitting here waiting not gonna lie. Okay, I'm coming. I'm not this much of
a degenerate. What's your shirt say? It's a case of analogy. The votes seeking a 99% of us are scooping
out while one percenter scooping it back in.
The case of analogy.
Wait, you say something about that case?
Yeah.
You invite you?
Yes, I'm gonna invite you right now.
Thank you.
I just I'm not this much of a judge out of it.
Yo, G.
She opened crates on CS go yesterday while I was just chill.
I opened two knives, bro.
What?
Yeah, open.
No, no, no, no, no, please don't.
Please don't throw me right.
No, I'm dead serious.
I saw them on stream a minute ago.
How many cases did you open for two nights?
It was like 200.
Not gonna lie.
You got two nights and two hundred.
You be sorry to not ask.
Just pull my stream up real quick.
Pull my stream up real quick.
I don't know nothing about it.
I've got it.
I'm gonna show you.
I don't know.
OK, so you're throwing me right.
No, I'm dead serious.
Your chat shows you the prank, man.
No, I'm dead serious.
Look at my stream up.
He's a wank!
Hold up.
I showed it earlier.
Two knives in 200 cases.
Okay, so you realize?
I think it was like 200.
Yeah, but these are the two that I got.
One of them stacked three new though.
This one right here stacked three new that I got.
I don't know how much of a thing it hurt,
but I pulled two.
Show me that.
Oh, that's a bowie knife.
Yeah.
Bowie knife's not about time.
It's a bowie, but you got a gamutoppler.
Yeah, it is stacked three new.
Beautiful man, you already got a gamutoppler.
I'm trying to get a gamma dot for a month. Yeah, and this was well worn that I got
Okay, that one you got that's like the type of knife I
Now I'm gonna be honest your Bowie chat. What is that like 600 the gamma dot for Bowie is that like 600?
Somebody in my chest said like 300
But that ain't nowhere near what I spent on that thing. Let me tell you godly
We like 250. I mean
Look at Hyva, it's just floating through you.
Oh yeah, 250.
Wait, so case, okay, 250, but what case did you get out of?
What case?
I was opening the ones, they're on the bottom, one beside the bottom left in the store.
Not the one with the red, but the one right beside it, I think.
I forgot the name of them.
But if you go to the store and they're on there, the one in the bottom left has like a red flame
and there's one right beside the red one to the right of it.
I forgot the name of it.
Dreams and nightmares no no I hate those those suck
Real wait, okay, case. I'm joining right now
Really you can join you can join to the defenseless
I'm gonna re-avide you just in case
Reinvited oh you're inviting me on scene case about console. Oh
Why'd you say it like that?
You want wait a minute?
Huh, maybe you can add me to the game maybe yeah
Do RG underscore and then I it's
I'm glad you tag go go the friends list
Yeah
Yeah, it's a change tag.
Oh, at the very bottom, at the very bottom, I'll say, fine friend.
You see that?
Man, Chad, we're about to go to Dove.
We're about to go to this thing, bro.
R.T. underscore.
Yo, we're gonna play the game.
Do you not hear this in your band?
Shut up.
Do you not hear what we're doing?
M.Y.
Do you have ears or a hat?
Oh, you can do a custom code.
You simple thing.
Wait to me.
Wait, there's two.
I'm overstimulated.
There's, uh...
I'm gonna guess.
My goodness see every time I draw a tattoo chat people be thinking that the people ain't really gonna get a tattoo, but bro, they do
That's actually no joke hard
That might that might be your boys best drawing right there if we're being for real
That could be your boys best drawing I
Fear I cooked with that right there. I fear it
I think I can I can I can try to add you. Yeah, I think it's based on that.
Speaking. It's based speaking. Yeah.
Chat the tentacle into the signature goes hard, bro.
Oh, I see. Oh, wait, let's just join a private match. That's what we did with a wig and then we add it in there. Let's do that.
You get it?
You set me up.
You have it all.
Hold on.
That was Momo from twice with the tattoo.
Yeah.
Oh, god.
That's not the real one.
I'm going to do a custom code.
Man, it's taking forever.
It's taking forever.
Trust me.
Bazaara.
Do I join you?
Bazaar watch all you two. Is this an ad you? Yeah
Yes, I put the code in our discord
Already joined failed. Oh my fucking god
Well, how do I use a code?
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Hold on. Yeah, I'm an only holy fuck. Oh lord. This is scoffed
I don't know what I'm talking about. I came here at a broken night. So I'll put a code
in join custom game. Oh yeah, hold on. Let me get the new code. There's a glitch in that
one. All right, bet. Bet. We're gonna get in here eventually. Trust me. We're gonna get
in here. Oh wait. How do you
why the tree still because the
people love the tree. That's
why the tree is still up. Oh, I
see. People love the tree.
All right. Let me hide that.
Hide that. All right. This is
what worked yesterday and I was
able to add them through this.
Beautiful. Yeah, we gotta get
you on the PC. Now, I'm gonna
I
Right now, I'm just trying to learn the game
I have a feeling we're gonna be pretty dominant out there
Jimmy I just I'm in I'm about to add you right now. Boom. Okay, but
I sent a friend of yours
Hey, oh, yeah, I'm in here. Let's go
I don't know.
Yeah, I got it, man.
The tree's gotta end.
It won't stop me off.
Yeah, everybody.
There we go.
It's time, baby.
Finally.
Hold on.
I think this makes us do that.
All right, we're ready. Here we go. All right. Let's get it. All right. All right. All right. Let's cue it again. Sorry. This is taking
We're winning our first game on.
Right, right, right.
Are you guys got it up by the way?
What's the prediction?
Yeah, yeah, right, right, right.
Wow, this is not that good.
This is not that good, but it's all right.
That'll you know what?
I think it's not bad.
Right.
We're sorry.
You know, that's not as worse as I am.
I'm on fall guys.
all goobers have it like 85% on no what on this planet earth that I just hear
Red case red! That means I can get the Octane knife?
Are you sure, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, wait, before the 500?
Yes, I got the Octane prototype.
I think the 400, 500.
Um, wait, did you really buy it?
Huh?
Did you really buy it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, it's all good.
Oh, yeah, let's go.
Alright, we're in.
Let's go, baby!
Ooh, it's a good map, too!
Oh, let's go.
Ooh, player skill distribution.
Wow, wow, distribution.
We're right there.
I'm not sure what that means.
I think that means we're one of the lower rank teams.
That just can't be possible.
Wait, I bought the wrong.
That's my decision.
I bought the wrong nothing.
We're good, baby.
I mean, you might have to buy 500 more, no?
Okay, stop.
Ready to die.
Wait, wait, wait, there I am, there I am.
I'm monkey, there you go, wait.
I
Watch it no anime man. All right, you're missing out. No, I'm missing out
Dude, I have to a text kills guys. I'm such a bot guy. Is that too tall?
Do that
The chance hold up. Oh
I'm not I'm not cable jump master
You got that, Timmy.
All right, let's see what happens.
First game.
Oh, we landed hot!
We're going to get stream sniped into oblivion.
No, we're not.
It's okay.
We're on the barrage.
Timmy, I'm going to stay with you, Papa.
Okay.
I got a gun, GD.
I got a gun.
Oh, I got a big boat for it too. Hold on.
Got that up. I'm nervous. I'm gonna get it.
Guys, what do we think of the alternator? Good or bad? Good or bad?
I like the alternator, personally.
Oh, you're fighting?
Timmy? Timmy's fighting people.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Timmy just a horror-farming case. He's like silently murdering people.
I'm gonna kill him.
Timmy, I'm with you. I'm with you.
I'm dead.
I got one more shot.
I'm gonna heal one side.
Come on.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Water, where are you, kids?
I'm gonna heal.
Let's go.
Go this way, right here.
Ooh, shoot him back.
He's shooting back.
Two games.
I'm up, I'm up.
I can.
I have two of them.
I have one.
I'm gonna wash it.
Kids, are you good, baby?
I'm good.
He's okay, he's okay.
He's okay.
Guys, I don't know my randomness map!
I'm good!
I'm with you, Simba!
I got a limo, but I'm good!
The case was like 10 of you!
Whoa! Why is there 10 of you?!
Cause I'm everywhere!
Oh my god, you're a beast!
My god!
Nice!
You're joking!
Oh yeah, we're winning this!
What you talking about?
There ain't no doubt about it!
Wait, case, that's actually nasty.
There's 10 of you?
Yeah, no, Mirage is really good.
I'm rushing at Timothy not going to lie.
Faster, faster, faster.
They up in here?
I'm with you Chase.
I'm right on your back.
Yes sir, skate.
I don't want one shot. Oh my goodness. He's got me on the roof.
I'm gonna heal, I'm gonna heal, I'm gonna heal.
Stay up, stay up!
Yo I'm popping off!
I don't know what to call him!
Oh my door, my door, my door, my door!
No, there's two of me!
Two of me!
Stay up, stay up!
I'll got it!
I'm not gonna feed it!
I thought that was you!
I'm dead!
I
moment I thought y'all were the one on the store and I died it's all right it could be
gonna happen again I'm gonna step it up don't worry
no you're good don't worry about it now that movie coming on the sky
bro thinks he's a superhero or something now
don't blame you I got heels I got heels I got heels I got heels
how do we upgrade our shields to the blues do we just naturally
You just got to do damage here.
We're gonna shoot players.
That might be challenging.
Timmy, you already have purple armor.
Chad, we're winning this game.
Chad, we are winning this game.
We'll work you for getting killed.
There's things on the map, so you can scan the defense,
or you got these little, like, evil harps.
Yeah, they give you points.
I'm gonna go grab that one.
I'm gonna get purple off of that.
I can't give you my armor. It's a
guys I'm gonna say guys I just want to say great work out there so far now I'm
really gonna step it up how much damage you got Tammy
1300 how do I check my damage how do I check the top right under how many
squads left how much you got how much you got 36 what
This is gay right?
Oh you got like 36 damage?
Like um, like 36 uh, 36.
This is 100, this is 100.
No, like uh, 36.
Oh.
I'm gonna keep it a stand.
That's more impressive than they thought it was possible to do 36 damage.
You gotta like up shot.
Sometimes people just land on you and you can't do a thing.
Oh Bob, I'm not making that an email.
Oh no.
No, that's all right. All right, what about it dude these maps are like that's kind of pretty I'm not
Okay, I'm just running out of no job. Oh
Yeah, we engage on stuff GC. Go your old out your pad we can just pad on them
got you just tell me when the pack
tell me what it is I'm gonna throw it in
front of us we'll bounce on that
got it can we bounce on it?
oh my bad
my bad
oh yeah nice Tim
yeah grab this battery on me
oh that dude got some shots on him
Tim at the hold up
yo what a pack
I'll head shot him I'll head shot him
pass it
yeah right here right here
he's ready he's ready he's ready to hit it
You want to slide jump into that?
He's rising, he's rising!
Oh, he's right under the pad!
Yeah.
On the stairs!
One shot on the stairs! Absolute on the stairs!
I got him, I got him. He's dead.
They got like a force field taking them above.
Yeah.
45 seconds.
I hear him rising, I think.
Oh, I shot the knocked guy!
I'm shy, son!
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Never shoot at us
But I shot a guy that was already not
Okay
Every damage counts
care package coming in
yeah let's hit this
bamboozle
i'm popping i'm popping the peanuts i'm not there
i can get one timmy
come on
i'm moving around
yeah
I
Oh
They said W cameraman
All your gun
You're the same w-angles
Oh god
I made an ammo, Timbo. If that's possible, there's a lot in here.
I got you.
I know they're ratting somewhere.
You want to pull up your fist.
So I think you hold a rock on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to be in that, like, majority of the time if you're not fighting.
a rat somewhere you know it and then when you fight for you guys make sense yeah one minute
until close rings nearby yep whoa this is a cool part of the map am i right i actually make this
part of the map but it looks fast it looks good fast
oh do you see what i said this right here this is right at the bottom w movement this is
He's passing right here.
Here you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is that?
Yeah, she won't use this gun.
I'll use this gun because it's better.
Well, thank you, thank you.
Wow, what is this?
37 scouting.
There you go, this has got the-
Oh, the scoutski, yeah, the scoutski.
That's gonna be a game?
10-ball for real?
Yeah, that's gonna be a game.
Next to the RE45, the RE45 is disgusting.
Like a pewter even.
Yeah.
is a little bit a little bit broken
okay so that i think that gun shoots twice when you shoot bro if you if your things fold you
have to get like a better backpack yeah uh yeah what color is your backpack
hurt i think wait what is my backpack how do i see what color is my backpack
where is my backpack
right there
oh yeah there is that
you guys get a pad? want a pad?
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, pat right here.
You're behind you.
That's your front.
You're behind y'all.
You OK?
Slide into it.
Slide into it, and you go forward.
Whoa!
And then, yeah, y'all, you know, you know.
He ran it right here, right there, right there.
Go in the bilge.
Go to him.
Maybe three.
Yeah.
Put a TV right here.
Yeah.
Boom.
Let's destroy him!
I'm in.
I'm trying to get up there, too.
I thought he was there, I mean he might have fell down or something, so I could have seen
something, maybe I'm weak.
Hold on, I'm gonna hit the scan over here.
Big scan.
Chaser!
Oh, scanning.
Chaser
You'll kind of one up the shots
I'm
Whatever we do we can't get third-party whatever we do we can't get third-party. I'm nerdy
We're good
It's a ride above me by the way, right above me case I hear for stuff
Yeah, I broke this up.
100%.
Bamboozling.
Yeah, they on the bridge.
I got one watch out.
He knocked.
Out of his way, too.
He's super rich, town.
Super rich, town.
Case, I knocked one.
Yep.
Go down.
He's running.
Yo, kill that thing.
Kill that thing.
I'm hit. I'm hit. I'm hit. I got a copy of a more shot. Recharging shields.
You're good. You're good. You're good.
No, I got knocked. No, I'm not.
I'm healing.
You good, Tim?
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm not the worst thing in my life.
You're good. Stay out, Tim.
I'm not good. I'm not good at all.
Stay out, Tim.
Thank you, base.
Oh, Jesus.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Oh, oh.
I know. Down here.
Get on the bridge. Get on the bridge.
Oh, there's a rampart.
Oh, no!
She's dead.
No!
Wait, you see right here.
Jump ahead.
Oh, not quite, but it's all good.
One guy here.
Boom.
Is that the zone?
Right here.
You can kill this guy.
Down to me.
One guy down there.
One guy.
No!
Case it's up to you!
You got this, guys!
Ah!
Guys, I'm so sorry.
Oh my god!
That was a good try.
No joke, that was a good try.
Dude, what happened is I thought they were like dead, but then there was like eight of them.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that wasn't bad.
The doubters were about to be crying up in here, by the way.
Y'all was about to be crying.
I'm getting calms from the chatters on how to teach you, okay?
Okay.
The first thing you need to know.
was taking this game is the most important thing every single player even
to the pro player what y'all downers y'all were saying
y'all but now he's gonna win what you want to do yeah you lucky I want nothing
I wouldn't want that I got you I got you y'all really would have been crying always
grab the backpack cheers upgrade the backpack the greed is good okay but
You get a backpack, you get more stuff, you find it, and off it drops like an enemy and you use it to get to why we're in, and then you get a backpack.
If you don't get a backpack there and you kill somebody and then they'll have a blue or a blue, then they'll do like 300 damage in the whole game, and it's like, what are we doing, you know?
You have the meds, you can get, gold just makes it where you can hold a little bit more stuff in terms of like meds, etc.
So just get the backpacks.
Yeah, get the backpacks.
Suspicious tampon with the five gifted of like each type so two two sets of batteries
Two sets of like shields once one set of like meds one set of med kits
So when you say meds you mean like the med kit and what else?
Yes, all right. I'll tell you exactly what you would have so
I can get the ready up button real quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
No, you're good.
I tried to be rude, I was just, you go ahead and go ahead.
Let's go, chief.
Wait, I forgot you have an amazing picture you can look at.
Yeah.
That was not rude.
That was the most polite way I could've ever asked.
Are you kidding me?
That was so polite!
We'll start a pack.
So your ammo is usually like two stacks per gun, depending on the gun that you have.
So if it's a shotgun, you have like one shotgun, one slot shotgun.
The majority of the time if you have an SMD it's two, and if you have an AR it's like three.
So like obviously you never have two SMDs.
Yeah, you never have.
So what's meta right now is you want to use a hemlock.
So I'm lost and then and then get three stacks of heavy ammo and then an SMG or shotgun and then get one stack of shotgun ammo
Or two stacks of SMG depending on your backpack
But if you have no back or if you have a light backpack just do like
Three heavy and then two light and then the rest is your ammo and grenades, but in my opinion don't care your nades
too much to think about right now and you could always add grenades whenever you
You get rid of like
Yes
The main
Is at the very beginning when we drop down and in the second part is when we start killing people
I got a B, I got a T, BAM, we're going bottom floor.
Oh, over here.
Oh, y'all over here.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, it's all good.
I'm going to kill everybody.
I got an R, E, 45.
I'm going to kill the whole team.
Oh, better.
10-ball on the map.
Yeah.
I'm another obstacle.
Okay, I don't know.
I'm building more.
Careful.
Where they at?
He's like close to us.
Yeah, in our building.
Tryna hunt.
Wait, they lit my building.
Oh, they over here.
Wait, they lit my building all the over here
All over me
I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. Wait, so, but to me, it's
all cancelled all cancel marks I could get the shield though that means if it's
cancelled then you have to get shot out of the car
you want the cancel mark
they're all over here all by the way
yeah if it's cancelled then you should charge already and you can't come up to it
you wanna hide you wanna hide you wanna hide
that's like a charge
I'm gonna have to get shot no
is that the room?
yeah one on the roof
I'm already in the area
ooh that's super top too
You're all cracking in this game.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Literally one.
I got him.
Let's go, dude.
More across.
I hear somebody.
Maybe I'm tweaking.
Wait, did it?
Oh, yeah.
They're under us, JC.
And I'm just dead again.
What?
Like, where are you?
I can't see you.
What, did you hear me right there, JC?
No, yeah.
There's a guy under us.
But there's someone in the team above us.
I was just shooting everywhere I don't know where I was.
a little bit too hot yeah you suck you suck nerd in this game like I feel like
you just die I can't hear nothing welcome to apex bro I like I just feel
shots like I just feel them that's what happens yeah I have to react so if I'm
in the open I'm just dead if I have no heel if you're by yourself yeah unless
like Gibraltar or Castle or something. No, yeah, I'm trying to stay like on y'all all the time.
All right, so like, so it's going to save the cancel mark, Timmy, because I already have one,
so I just grab them. Matter of fact, I'm going to cancel them. So you can upgrade your backpack
and your knockdown shield, which are like this, pretty much like a circle and a backpack.
Um, if you have it already, then it's...
No switch to doubting so fast. Wait, what? What's the prediction at now?
Okay.
Man, y'all have some straight goopers up in here!
What y'all doubting all the time for, chat?
What y'all grow up?
You loot those two, you scroll down, and you look for the attachments for the guns,
and the same thing. If it's grayed out, that means you don't have the gun for the attachment...
For that guy or sorry, you don't have the gun for that attachment and then you try to find like whatever you need
So you're gonna look for a hemlock you want to look for heavy mag and then a stock in the site
Yeah, so AR is heavy. Obviously, right? There's why they are still like the Arthur. I want to like
Yeah
There's different. There's a lot
It's honestly kind of a lot of like info dumb. It's easier. Just like I was just dropped
I'm playing Newcastle. I'm about to be resin like crazy out here. Yeah, all right. All right
It's a lot
Yeah
Dude, it's a lot like cuz I don't like I don't want to be like dropping something. I shouldn't be dropping or like I don't know
So I end up just running around
Yeah, so the easy way to think about it is
When you find something just game to this one's game three we got second or third on our scale when you find the weapon
And the last game we kinda got do you have it already, you know what I mean?
Okay.
Oh, I got a finisher on here?
Please lock in.
Y'all want me to lock in for a y'all want me to drop 20 kills right here?
I got you.
I got a quick one.
I guess I'll drop 20 kills.
And so your locker, legend.
I guess, I guess I'll get it.
And then animations, and then pressure.
You can choose which one you want.
Oh.
I guess I will.
That is clean.
oh dude that's sick what I don't know if I want to go to Newcastle can I'm a lot
where's the shower's a golly
that is a damn fucking nuke just
equip the knife can I thought I just did equip the knife no
didn't I just equip it what are you saying
It's not like you died over on that sneeze. You good?
Yeah, I'm good. Thank you. Thank you.
New map, a new map here.
Olympus. I do not like Olympus. Not gonna lie.
Oh, this is my favorite map.
Your favorite map?
I love this. Yeah, this is my favorite map.
Wait, you know what? You know what? You know what?
My mic, my mic.
No, this is, uh, the OG is, uh, King's Canyon.
King's Canyon was good.
It was just too small to get third party too easy.
That's the only bad thing about King's Canyon.
Yeah, but you really know ball, okay?
Oh, bro, I'll tell you, I got 1100 hours just on PC on this thing.
BUS!
1100 hours on Apex?
Yeah!
Holy crap, I didn't even know you cried like that.
No, I like that one new map.
The new map is called, uh, what's it called?
Timmy, the new one.
E-district.
Yeah, I like that map.
I'm not gonna lie, E-district good.
How was the deal, man, too?
That's the deal, man.
Yup.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
Break out, brother breath, man!
What is the ulter doing?
The ulter is she, her ability, but I had to do it!
I had to break out of breath, man!
Y'all want me to drop 20, I gotta break it out!
On the other side, I can't fight it.
But when you put the portal down, you can go through it,
and then you go into like a phase where you don't get hit for like a second,
and then you go through the walls.
Johnny, it's just a myth! Y'all act like I'm over here doing drugs!
in this game where like once you get to blue armor and performer you can upgrade.
So like mine is I get recon abilities which is like one of the classes how does like support
recon control there.
Chat we're winning this game watch!
It allows me where I can pick either the controller classes or the recon classes and then the
purple perk is like when I take the portal I come out faster or I come with my gun out
faster moving speed, but like that.
So your character does that too.
When you have blue perk, I think for oddsane,
it might be like steam, the steam damage,
I think you could beat you steam there.
Yeah, no, I don't know how to do that,
I'll beat you then, I'll beat you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're winning these.
This is the win.
Eew, what is this, 30, 30?
What is this?
Don't you talk crazy about a 30-30 now!
Is it good?
Yeah, it's good!
Horrible.
That's your shabby one.
Somebody, help me with your hemlock.
Just for hemlock.
That's the gun you want.
I'm dead, y'all. Somebody help me.
Oh, shoot.
I just bit my tongue. I'm hurting bad.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to be up to it, dog. GG.
Oh, no! I may lay by accident if one shot him.
He's one shot up here.
Right here. One ounce.
I may lay by accident.
I don't even know how I'm alive but I just jumped off the map.
Give you my shi-
I'm just bad.
And the trap's connected when you launch back up.
Oh, shoot.
No, but I just shot you down myself.
Then the head is down.
Oh, yeah.
I saw you do it.
Wait, what was something?
Wait, what was-
What was 30.30 other energy?
That energy that heavy, energy that heavy?
Oh, when you go in your inventory,
actually, look the bottom line.
See the color?
Yeah.
Shit, I told y'all I'm dropping a 30 bomb in this game and I meant it.
No, I said 20 bomb not 30. I'm dropping a 20 bomb
Oh, they're brave for that
I just saw an enemy on that I just saw an enemy on the blue thing
Yo, Orr with the team.
They fell down on me.
I'm gonna get you next game.
No, they're on me right now.
Lifeline right here.
Killers, take the killers!
What is the 30-30 in single fire?
No, it's like a, it's like a, yeah.
Fast!
Single fire!
I thought it was gonna unload a clip on him.
I thought it was doing single fire.
No, that's the one that you don't know.
It was like a sub-arr.
Dude, I don't even know.
I don't know anything.
It's OK.
Don't stress about it.
It's fine.
So I say, once you're done, once you're done, then
come on, Timbo.
Please, Timbo.
You've got to clutch this, Timbo.
Wait, what is that knife, skin?
What is that knife?
Is it Gambit yet, then?
Oh, my god.
It's the universal.
Vamo, Vamo.
Come on, Tim. Come on, Tim.
It is up to you now. You have the only one...
Yeah, he'll 1v3 it.
Yeah, it will 1v3 this, Timmy.
Holy movement. Holy movement.
Holy aim!
The other dudes kinda shoot. I'm not gonna lie.
I know. I feel like I burst.
Timmy, you beautiful.
Disgusting
You win these you're really shooting
somebody said I'm naming my kid timbo that's hard I'm not gonna timbo really
Oh my god
Which means we're getting revived
Oh my god
That's the ability you said man. I can appreciate that
Big cambo in the building big Timbo
Anything else?
Oh my god
Well you got everything on the floor
Case whatever you need. I'm good now. I'm good
I
Wait, Timmy.
How do you do it?
Oh yeah, there we go.
I got him.
Get the hell up over here!
Get the hell up over here.
Get to my line here, Timmy.
Get in there.
I knocked one.
Nice.
I'm not gonna hold you
Yeah, they're resin
Oh, it's in there!
Yeah, it's in there.
I'm not sure, no, I'm not sure.
Her controller.
You mean the sniper stock or there's a lot going on here?
Yeah yeah, I got you guys, I got you guys.
Oh, I'll take it.
Oh, Jimmy! Thank you so much!
Look, a seat scope!
Thank you, Jimmy! Wow!
Left, uh, L3E, something I said?
L3E? Yeah, what about it?
I dropped an EVA tariff, y'all there.
there oh my god you can thank you timbo thank you timbo appreciate that papa and then and then
whenever you're running make sure to hold your gun and run at your
good night. Tell me I got pink on my left eye on my left eye just like see it. Exactly yeah
run with your knife don't make it run time. Kind of like running with your pink eye. I'll beat it.
Why don't you say a GG chat we'll do that. Wait Timmy where do I go? Timmy where are you?
Oh
100% I understand.
We're at top left, you see that minimap?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Timmy, I'm scared to the storm!
Oh, we're good, we're coming in the storm.
Timmy, hold me!
I got you, I got you.
What's the way you-
I'm right here.
And we're in.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I'm- I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh, you're in.
I'm in.
Hold on, I'm in.
I'm in.
Extra health.
Really?
Oh, I helped.
Or extra shield.
Wait a minute.
This is your hand?
No balls.
Oh, it does.
What?
They're all over me right now.
You'll never shoot me.
Whoa!
Kimball, I'm on my way.
K-Sol, I'm on my way.
You can put a photo if you want to take it back, K-Sol.
Just in case.
Bet.
Mine is resed on me, too.
Oh, they're all over the place.
This is on inside.
This is OK.
We're going to go the way.
Oh, my.
Oh, oh.
Give me my shield to recharge.
We make sure to upgrade your uh, your ability.
Oh yeah, what the-
Wow, I got killed by another dude!
I'm just lying back!
There's two teams here, there's two teams here.
Oh yeah, they find each other, we do it!
Oh my god, three squads left. I'm gonna be-
I
I'm going to make it out.
He's going to come out.
Yes.
The champions.
No.
Guys.
I'm going to do.
I think it was short of the end, right?
I'm going to be.
Go.
Why are you on the ground?
W Angles are beautiful.
Oh my god.
Sweet Mother of Neptune.
77 damage!
What? Mom is a re-enchant for something?
Jiza.
I'm trying public matches.
Oh no.
Alright, y'all got one more in you?
Yeah, yeah, guys, I'm sorry guys guys guys. I'm sorry, but hey, we got the win moral support, right?
Bro 77 damage is bad. Okay. Look, that's unacceptable now we're locked in
Are you doing your mission to do your rank challenges?
Oh, yeah, to do that to me. I should probably switch my guy. Who should I play?
I don't know your challenges are just a
Yeah, so um anyone you play loba loba
All right, I'm here you guys ready?
So I just said is 77 damage possible
Ability throws a bracelet and then when you throw it when it lands you keep it to your bracelet
Wait, wait Timmy, sorry, how do I use Loba? Throw a bracelet.
Yeah, you throw a bracelet. It's about four bullets, so it's pretty good.
I mean, you gotta kill it.
Yeah, when you throw your bracelet, it lands and you teleport where it lands, and you can also cancel it early by hitting the ability again and just choose to just floor instantly.
And her passive makes it where you can see all gold and purple stuff through all the walls, so you know where all the good stuff is.
And if we're like in an area where there's a bunch of teams being dead or there's a bunch of buildings just throw your ult down in the middle and it shows you everything, that's when like in the vicinity you can choose like two things.
Without having to go to it and pick it up.
All the information is ours. Pathfinder.
This guy reminds me of C3PL from Star Wars.
Yeah.
That was him killing me.
What's your most skilled operator?
I think it's I think it's Gibraltar
Which I have like wait, I have a lot more on my PlayStation back then the game first drop so I'm missing some fans over there
Today somebody said you had 10,000 damage
My
If you have a lucky strikes or do you shake
Why does that do that the predator logo Jimmy
Maybe not maybe not actually
For years
You were still running public lobbies guys. I'm flying a car. Oh
Yeah, what's it called?
That's like a Bob sweat grows having fun driving this car around
Let me walk in actually it's a pool here nice. All right, let's do this thing
Okay, you good or no, need any help?
I do what?
You good over there?
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay.
I'll still watch.
Oh, more crates, more crates.
Guys, just like hell.
You guys got to check this out.
Sky taxi, guys?
We got to get in it.
Come on.
Sky taxi.
Dude, it's a sky taxi.
Yeah, I'm good.
Don't hurt a little bit.
Yeah, I'm good. Don't hurt a little bit.
Hey, hello?
Dude, Kase, I'm gonna pick you up in the chopper.
Yeah.
Dude, this is like, um...
Man, I got much of nothing on now.
How do I get in this thing, Jack?
Make sure to manage your inventory.
Like, I should go, you see.
It's like 24-7, you're constantly opening it and adjusting it.
Okay.
I
Whoa
Okay, so we're picking you up in the bobsled case
Hop in the whip
Yeah, but I don't know what's good
I
Oh
Oh, it's so far!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Come on!
I'll destroy it, I've been seen right there!
Exactly on my pain!
You good, JC?
What's going on here?
What's going on, JC? Let us know.
I'm...
I'm something. I don't know if I'm good.
I got, like, lit on fire or something,
and then it missiles.
Are you good?
Oh my god, that guy's game in here.
Stand up for me, Big Tim.
I got you, Bush.
They're walking up.
Walking up.
Oh yeah, Ash right there.
She threw a star at me.
Anyway, I want to see you back a little bit.
Oh, Lord.
Good idea.
Should we just go to a what's it called, and get his banner?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, did you count it up?
No, I haven't.
I don't think there is
But these news won't us dead
Real good about here zone here too. This is bad
You try to explain like what you're doing
I'll just go back there, so I'm gonna go up the stairs and move a little bit from the front of the scene.
I'll go down in front of me, and then I'll shoot him.
OH SHE'S WOT!
Oh no no no.
Wait, how did I just die?
I'm dead.
I'm out of battery, I'm sliding down right now.
Yeah, they're coming for us now.
I'll do that.
Yeah, just keep running.
I got one, dad!
I'm gonna go up the stairs.
Dad?
They're on you, they are swinging!
You're good though
These dudes are pretty good
Come on
Oh, yeah, he would have charged sitting on it me
big shots oh my god big shots you're disgusting oh my god oh my god big
shots cam
bro pack my nose up here I go
if only the dance would be nice well you say it louder say a lot of the match
I don't know why for years we've been begging the buff and they won't do it
Just crazy, you don't think the perfect buff for him would be that wouldn't be
Like agree just make it where he can heal and use shields on a zipline that'd be like the perfect like passing
Yeah
Oh, yeah, you get us up right here. Yeah, they're going the other way. I think
Beautiful
I feel like I'm like solving like
the hardest like entry-level game I've ever played in my life
I don't know anything
There's that in his weed
Here comes your boss
Oh, the big boss
Wait, so should I be like, should I be even looting this thingy or not?
We need some stopping out because we don't have anything
Leave that, leave that
I don't want to strap it in
People like, sometimes mis-tings and stuff
Bro, I gotta get rid of this crappy gun dude
The triple take, I want to bomb it using this
Don't you dare!
You'd like the trip I love the trip a matter of fact it might be my favorite gun in the whole game
We ain't we ain't with you right now. I'm not gonna lie. We are I'm just grabbing some stuff
I'll see now that's a action I can use one as a shotgun one is a long range
Right here, okay, so you're right
Nice!
Another one right here!
All right, they're out there, they're out there!
Hey, wait, double?
No, we're just...
Alright, alright, alright.
So when you go to a box you see, usually, uh, people are some additive, professional
readers.
You have to go, scroll down, and click the fast key change that is the box.
Yeah.
So you don't get anything.
Okay.
fast to change it with the box.
Yeah.
But you don't get anything.
You don't have a raster, man.
I'm like, man, for some reason.
I ain't going to give him a day.
Got it here.
All right.
So when you're going to do it, when you go show a box,
like this one here, you open it.
First thing you do is grab the armor.
And you drop that.
You get full HP.
Then you grab.
And you mix it with it like that.
Backpack.
I see.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
The way when you're in the zone,
makes you cut a heal so you don't die.
I'm down.
Oh, yeah.
I'm down.
That's it.
Yeah.
They're on me.
Oh, I need some help!
So now it's an overgave against you.
The ambulance is melding me quick, you're kidding.
Yeah, guys.
I'm dead, y'all.
I need y'all here quick, please.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Get that box.
Look what's inside.
Don't let it zone.
Oh, my God.
I'm done.
Yeah, we have a hurdy shit.
Look for an angle on him.
I ain't got no attances. I probably missed something.
They're in there.
On the floor.
Oh, I need a barrel stop to stabilize her.
Bang!
We got any combatting up there?
Yep.
In this building right here.
It's time to get fragged.
I threw one dude and I'm jumping on it.
You are glutenous?
Yeah, no shit, Turbot.
I saw it.
I don't know what any of these are, I don't know.
Stay up, Timothy, I'm coming.
Oh, I lost.
I'm only speaking.
Oh my god.
This is the meat.
It's the meat.
I'm not going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
Whoever that is.
Oh my god.
Oh, no good.
I've been down.
What happened?
I'm still fast.
Coach, what's that?
Right here.
In the smoke.
One inch, one inch.
You win these!
You win these, Jason!
Oh, nice try, nice try, nice try.
Why's not that bad?
240!
Oh, Jinxie, I'm telling you.
So the first time, second time?
You wanna run, Daniel?
Yeah, if y'all wanna do one more, man, I'm sorry, I'm just slicing.
I
Love this is just getting the basics down
Bro, it's just loop man. I don't know what it's just this like 50 scopes
There's like 90 shields. It's like 40 attachments. There's like 20 different types of ammo
If I pick up a gun, can you guys just give me the ammo, please?
It's like just a thousand things.
I don't know what's happening.
Go ahead and ready up.
We're going to play one more.
You're going to do a thousand damage.
Let's go.
Agreed.
Let's go.
You're going to get...
Okay, Jaxie, look here.
You're going to make it a little simple for you right here.
Okay, so literally explain it to me like I'm forward.
When you pick up a gun, you probably already knew this,
but maybe you didn't.
Like you pick up a gun off the floor, right?
And whatever box of ammo is laying beside that gun,
just pick up more of it every time you see it.
So say you get a gun off the floor
and there's a green box of ammo right beside it,
keep grabbing green ammo.
Or say you get a shotgun, it's just going to get red.
Dude, that, OK, yep.
I kind of, I got that, but like, where I have a problem
is like, I'll open a crate, and then there's nine attachments.
And my chat's like, no, drop that.
Pick up that one.
No, drop that.
That one's bad.
It's like I don't know what the attack like I don't know what's good or bad. I'm gonna I'm gonna vomit
I'm gonna puke. There's like a hundred attacks. I got another objective. What are the best attack?
When we land when we land down, I will show you what the tax please are and I'll teach you through each fell
Dude, it's still a literate. I don't know if you're a literate. I can read the attachments
I just don't know which ones are good and which ones are bad
I know but like they're like 2x 4x 6x
just look for bruiser the only blue one you want to pick up usually the bruiser
it's called a bruiser pick it up and then the purple ones you'll either do a
3x or a 2x or a 2x or like AR's and stuff yeah yeah we'll make it really simple so it's like
You just look for the same thing over and over and over and then later on those things are like
When you open this grab everything in the pill at the very beginning of the game
You have everything the pill go this tour here
from everything the pill
So right now, what you're gonna look for is two guns, you're gonna look for an ulti-nator and a hemlock.
Standby sniper mag.
Yeah, so if you don't, you may need to come back.
Back, back, back.
So, I'll ring over here.
Back over there.
Back at the carbines, I mean?
Yeah, yeah, you can.
Watch out for the new kill.
But am I finna in right now, like, um,
the easy way to do it is if no one's landing around you,
because you have the entire Q&A,
you just loop quickly until you find the gun you want.
Like, you can swap, like, right here,
but there's no second there.
Yeah. Stop that.
You're gonna use that every game.
Can I come over here?
Wait, do I need Light ammo, please?
Yeah, you do. So you need, uh, Orange, so,
the blind down here.
And then so whenever you have
One of size
I'm dead
Open your inventory and drop the things you don't need
So like I don't need shotgun
I killed one. I'm in big trouble. I'm gonna use you.
I'll let you have the cushion.
They probably raised the one on Amman now.
No, no, he's still not. He's still not. He's still not.
What is that? Is that another team?
Like, uh, I think they published. I heard. That's probably them.
Here
How about it go down
Am I getting shot from away over there?
Level one, level one!
I'm in trouble.
I'm scared for them to discover.
I have no ammo.
What do you need?
I don't have any.
There's peels over here now, Timmy.
Yep, I'm almost there.
Here we go, here.
Talking about my strap.
Target spotted.
I'm behind the thing, I'm behind the thing, oh there's another guy, oh there's another
guy, oh there's another guy, give me the other one, one another one, they're also weak dude,
the left one's a lobe over there yeah, what am I hearing, it doesn't sound like Chris
Redfield Booth is he coming to unlock my face for being a bad boy?
I've played a lot of video games my life I'll say the ramps a lot for the game I
Have never
Absolutely humiliated and stuff into a marker like
This is insane. I get stuffed into the locker. You guys pull me out of the locker.
I just throw him back into the locker. That's what we're here for.
I get stuffed back into the locker. I grab this bubble bag and come down, Jinx. I grab the bubble bag.
There you go. I got you, my man. Okay. When you come down, grab this backpack.
Okay, okay, okay. Come on, come on, come on.
You brought the rest of this. I'm starting to rage now. I'm starting to really rage.
I think we got that, come here, follow me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, put this on your hemlock, okay.
All of them on the hemlock?
Yeah, on the hemlock, yeah.
Okay, and then we'll put this on your...
See your learning!
You're all smart.
Okay, done on all today.
Okay, and then this is the ammo that you're gonna hold.
Okay, okay.
Three stacks of heavy.
You want to only have two stacks of light and then max four stacks of heavy.
So I have four stacks of light and then I have five of heavy swords that I just get rid of them.
Okay, if you just get rid of the light and then you drop the light.
Just drop it. It's kind of like a inventory management. You want to have your space to open.
How many heavy? How many lights? Sorry.
Four stacks of heavy and then two stacks of light.
Okay.
Drop ammo. Interesting. Okay.
Yeah. If you drop those things, then that's what an ideal bow that would look like and then you grab them.
There's guys on me all dead, I'll let y'all later.
Raining down some destruction.
I got the thing right here.
Yo, that Octane guy sucked so bad.
Your luck, your teammate, was there.
You suck.
That dude got mastered a vision.
Oh, you suck!
Not a straight craft on that dude's chest if his buddy wasn't there.
You want a straight craft on his chest. All over him.
Let's go beat him up.
How right here? How are you coming in?
What?
You died to a dog, his teammate will say, what part of that you don't understand, he's
Yeah.
J.C. help daddy!
Hit L2!
And then, how about battery?
As you slide away.
J.C. hit L2!
Okay, you're dead.
Oh my god.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You follow up the map there?
How do I get out of here, guys?
Oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait.
J.C., you're dead too.
This is being called a perforate, okay?
J.C.!
It just slid me off.
Wait, wait, what is that number right there?
right there wait a minute of course I found the one spot about you can slide off
oh my god I gotta get off I gotta get off I gotta get off I'm gonna have a
slight rant love y'all have an amazing fan tab at this night yeah yeah yeah
Thanks guys, love you Chibri, nice to meet you man.
Nice to meet you guys.
Kat, love you.
Alright, have a great night.
Have a great night guys.
Well, I hope he's doing all right.
And then there's a flying bird, and a machine, and then there's this, and then that, and
then that, and then you can't hear anything, you're not allowed to hear anything.
You just steal bullets.
The bullets just randomly enter inside of you.
You don't hear shit, you're just dead!
You're dead!
Apex Legends, you got it.
That is the hardest game I've ever played in my life.
You got it!
Biggest of bros!
Sorry for even thinking I could step into this game.
Sweet mother of Nat 2!
I played CS.
I just spawned in and killed people.
Valorant, a little bit harder, but still.
Apex legends. Oh my god, why's he got his shirt off?
Oh, no, but don't drop that attachment. No, you need that backpack there and then you need this ability here
But then you're not gonna be able to hear anybody. You're just gonna get shot in third-party
And then it's all just RNG of where you are in the map
And then the storm comes in, and then again, the audience is so bad.
I legitimately think if you want to be a pro-Apex player, you have to do cocaine.
I'm not even kidding.
If you want to be a pro-Apex player, start doing cocaine.
Oh my God!
Oh, but don't pick up that attachment.
Oh, drop that attachment.
Oh, don't pick up that attachment.
He's right, though, because if you get into a game with somebody who swears they're going to be a pro Apex player,
they will get mad at you if you take more than 10 seconds looting a box.
I'll never forget the first time I ever ran into that.
It was years ago.
There was one guy I got in my random teammate.
This dude was on the mic screaming at us for taking more than 10 seconds for looting a box.
You know one thing I like about Fortnite?
Oh yeah, I'm out of there.
One thing I like about Fortnite, yeah.
I'm going to go ahead and close that up.
Yeah.
You had me at one thing I like about Fortnite.
I'm going to go ahead and close that up right there, bro.
You tell them I'm...
Dude, it's a hard game. It is.
It's a hard game.
Like how many hours do I have just on PC?
I have just on PC 1,145 hours on Apex and probably another probably close to that on
console.
And dude, I swear, it's a hard game to start off on.
it really is. It is a hard game to start off on, no joke. But once you learn the color
coordination though, it gets a little better. And to be real, as the years have gone on,
the game has gotten a little bit more complex. It was a lot more simple back in the day.
the day it was easier to get into. I remember when I quit playing Apex for some years and came back.
It's like you take a break from League of Legends or something. Like if you take a break from League
of Legends for an extended period of time and you come back, it's like, it's like, what's going on?
You know, you get back on the game. It's like, why is there a Varus AP Varus top lane who's 21 and 3?
It's kind of like that with Apex.
It's tough, bro. It's a tough game. I don't blame him for tweaking. Gameby making me tweak too.
Straight up. He ended stream because of it. Hey, look here. I can't blame him. I cannot blame him.
your happy birthday chaotic W chaotic happy birthday chaotic is it spooky time though I
fear it might be I fear it might be spooky time
Up in this thing is it buddy, it just might be
Good buddy, it just might be
I'm gonna resume the corner store game this week. Trust me. I have not forgotten about corner store
I'm gonna resume that game this week. Trust me. I am
Potentially tomorrow, but there were some other good ones that I saw that I want to try out
How's your job? It's better. I got my over by it back. Do Timmy is nasty chat. Timmy is dude. I've been knowing he's nasty, but bro, when he's in your lobby with you, you're like, yeah, we're all dead and we're still good. He's like 10 guys in one.
He's a pro. Oh, I know not Timmy Timmy nasty. Good guy to random with the 10 W random with the 10. Thank you. I fear it's spooky time. No chat.
I fear it, spooky time, no chat.
Hey, I fear it.
I fear it is.
Don't you fear it too?
I do.
I fear it.
You best get you a dipion up in this thing, Bubba.
Hey, you best get you a dipion.
Apex does look super hard, I wouldn't try it at this point.
I've always said that it's by far the best Battle Royale game, and I think it is.
I think Apex is by far the best Battle Royale game.
100% I think it is.
I think it has been since it, literally since it released in 2019, I literally think it's
been the best Battle Royale game since it released, ever since it released.
not been one better. Now it's not it's not everybody's cup of tea. Don't get me
wrong it's not everybody's cup of tea but if you're playing a Battle Royale
game dog I'm just gonna get on apex like straight up.
You know, Fortnite.
Okay
PUBG is the best pub G's infested with bots it's unbelievable
PUBG's actually
Infested with bots. It's legitimately unbelievable. Maybe it's just me but last time I tried to play PUBG
I was dropping like 20 kills a game. I'm like wait. This can't be right and it's like everybody's a bot. I
Don't know why
How do you think Jinxie will like League of Legends?
Like is not the word.
If he's overwhelmed playing Apex, if he plays League of Legends, that's like going to be
giving a caveman a Diet Coke.
His body's just instantly going to shut down.
I'm not saying Jinxie's a caveman, but I'm just trying to compare it to how big of like
a shock to his system it would be.
I think legal engines dropped on top of you would be equivalent to traveling back in time and giving a cavemen a diet coat.
They would just shut down. Goin' to shock.
Get you a diet-bio, no!
CAUSE IT'S SMOKEY TIME OF ME AND THIS THING!
Yeah!
You are still alive?
You are alive?
How can I live in this world?
How can you die just because of this?
You either die or die without sentido
as a human being.
You're dead or alive.
I'll kill you!
I can't even get out of there,
you're dead and alive.
I hope you got a dive around Buster, because it's spooky time up in hell.
Let me get some water real quick.
One moment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This game looks scary in the pictures that I saw.
And the cover of the game also looks rather scary to me.
No YouTube stream crying emoji big dog
You think that was perma I
Wasn't there tweaking out that was way too much to keep track of
Y'all get the videos over
Chris Redfields booty cheeks with the five gifted velvet with the 25 w velvet with the 25 gifted
pre-sates you velvet and depress you with the five lock in name of this game
is too well-hidden not sure what that means are we gonna find out I don't
know oh this looks like it's gonna be good wait a minute show fps star for
systems.com I'm gonna pre-fire the sensitivity I'm gonna go like right
Right here we pre-fire enough all day.
Controls, okay, graphics.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, frame rate.
We turned that all the way up.
We're lost, oh my.
We're keeping V-seq off.
Chad, what does this mean?
Texture quality, would you wanna put that on normal?
Suspicious, what the five?
Fix the cam and ain't right, oh my bad.
All right, we're good.
Two will hid.
Yo, Seagag with the five.
Sorry, a new game will overwrite your existing same file. I don't have the existing same file.
GG.
Oh, G.G.
Oh, it's like the old home video.
Everybody in this video probably did.
Yo, strong heart with the 20W.
Strong heart with the 20.
Thank you, strong heart.
W, strong heart.
Yo, this looks cool!
You'll never believe it.
I pre-fired the sensitivity to Will.
Right there. 25th of September, 1999. We'll be doing taking a home video or something.
What is it? Christmas? Crusty tampon.
Thank you for the five gifts that gifted Crusty tampon.
You don't like to cut this stream off.
Bro, what is wrong with y'all man?
You'll make me pop another breath, man. That's four of them. That ain't good.
Take a drink.
Alright, lock it.
I
Hello, I immediately don't like to lay out of this house. It is very creepy looking. I'm not really messing with the wallpaper either
Hello
Strong heart with another 20 W strong heart with another 20. Thank you strong heart
September 25th, 1999. Am I like doing a house tour or something with my little VHS camera?
All you can zoom in. Any horror game that you can zoom in on is always Creepy Dog. No
No joke, Ski. See what the file.
Hello?
You better quit playing.
Oh, nah, who cut the light off?
Tee-hee, funny joke.
Can I turn that off? Please?
I can't. Okay, that's good. Yo, this game looks clean. Hello, is anybody home? Wait, the house low
key looks abandoned. What's up with the floorboards? What's this? I love playing hide and seek with my
sister. I try to find a good place, but she finds me so fast. Sounds like you suck, kid. I don't think
I'm very good at hiding. Maybe tomorrow I'll find a place she can't find so quick.
Is that what we're doing? Am I playing hide and seek right now?
Okay.
Oh my goodness, what are these names?
Dog! What is the name of this gift that's up?
I take two days off and I come back all the way here at this furrow!
Look, flinging dookie, scrolltex with the five, even that didn't sound right.
Tanner's lampshade with the five, yes, something, yeah, lock in.
Hey, that's not fair for Plant Hide and Seek, you can't block the stairs off, kid.
Okay, so butter me up with the five
That can't go in there. So what exactly is going on here? Maybe there's a note on the key on the back of this
No, there's not
Devon with the five
Who was that
What's up?
Phantom with the five.
Shad am I tweaking or was this a closet before?
Maybe I was tweaking.
This was a room the whole time.
Uh, little kid, why did you go in here when there's no lights on?
Is there a light switch in here?
I'm scared.
Yes, there is.
Thank you so much.
She's right behind me.
I'm sorry.
Never mind.
We're good.
This house is clean though.
I must say this house is clean.
Fan someone another five.
Thank you.
Hey, you better stop playing with the life.
The life you're already too high.
Hey!
What?
What's going on?
Did I die?
What just happened?
It's something different now.
Wait, that light's on at the end of the hall.
There wasn't a light on at the end of the hall before, was there?
Keso's fart stuck in a jar with the five gifted.
Okay, I don't know what's going on around this house, but uh
Lord have mercy, I don't have a flashlight either chat GG
Why's the bathroom unlocked now?
Okay, I can't go in there. I was halfway expected to jump scare right there. I appreciate him for not
who was flickering the lights a minute ago okay it seems unsuspecting
What's that note?
What's it say?
Who was that?
Oh, no.
Bro, what is going on?
It's a family portrait.
How nice.
Hey, kid, what are you doing in there?
Quit being so close to the TV, it's not good for your eyes.
Excuse me, who are you?
God, leave us now!
Hey, how you doing?
You breathe hard, it's hard to breathe out of that blanket?
Okay.
Who are you?
This isn't funny.
Don't jump, Cary, please. I'm begging you.
There you go.
Fuck it.
Shit, this game is creepy.
What's happening?
Why did ominous music just start playing?
What's going on?
Can I go back outside?
Chat, we're locked in.
Hello?
Please!
Don't kill me, I'll be doing it!
Light switch.
Wait, what are you doing in the back?
What? Oh, no!
Am I?
You all right? Am I?
This cane creepy, though.
I don't know what's going on, but I know it's creepy
Lord have mercy
Jesus me Marcelo with the five
What is going on
There's this little kid playing pranks on me chat. Hey kid look! I've had enough of your pranks.
Chat, how old was you on September 25th, 1999? I was exactly one years old in like a couple few months.
Okay, so those booty cheeks with the fire.
Okay, I can't go back in here.
Do I go in this room now maybe?
Why did that just disappear up there?
Is that like a trick of the...
Is that like a texture thing?
Okay, that is like a texture thing, never mind.
Okay, cut.
I love you, Dad.
where's that coming from?
I love you dad. I love you dad. I love you dad. I love you dad. I love you too. Wait,
did he kill his whole family or something? Is that what this is getting at? Oh, this
This is getting creepy, dude!
I love you dad.
Love is Dad.
I love you dad.
What is that noise?!
Love is Dad.
SHUT UP KID!
I love you dad
I love you dad.
Hey, kid!
I love you dad.
Stop!
I love you-
I Love you dad.
Love is Dad honey.
How you doing? Excuse me. Let me slide by you.
I'm on your neck. I'm on your neck. I'm on your neck. I'm on your neck.
pillow
Hey
Remember that why is there a bloody handprint?
What happened here and there's a cleaver in the sink what has happened up in here, buddy
I'm starting to get a little uncomfortable here, can't go in there, hi, okay, I'm starting
to let him, thank you so much, I feel so much better with that line on, actually it kind
It kind of killed the vibe a little bit, but it's better than nothing
That's on this light on okay. Thank you so much. We're good. Everybody chill
Eight remember a chat remember eight
Now why are we remembering it I have no idea
But maybe we'll figure it out surely
I really thought I was smart enough. I'm such a loser. The one time I try to do something
smart in my life. It's just, I really thought I was about to figure something out.
What can I ever just be the first one to uncover a puzzle? So I said go upstairs. I
can't look because they're still blocked off. And upstairs don't look like it's a
regular upstairs. It looks like it's like a storage room or something.
Zoom in on the eight. You might be right. I'm gonna try that your band. Good try though.
All right.
I don't see nothing else in here.
Something in the car?
No.
What am I missing?
I can't be missing anything.
There's only a couple of rooms to go in.
Connor checks me with the file.
Can I leave?
Let me just leave.
No.
OK, that's cool.
Go to the door by the stairs. I feel like I tried that too and it was locked. I'll try it again though
No, what are we missing
Hey what?
Tell me
Oh, there's just somebody casually staring at me from the window.
I wish I wouldn't have noticed that, not gonna lie.
I would have been better off not ever knowing that.
Gorf and Conan with the five.
All right.
Chad, what am I missing?
Behind the bathroom door.
No, nothing there. There can't be something that difficult to find in here.
Somebody said eight nugs gets in the fridge. Yeah, I really don't know what's going on.
What am I missing? God.
Boston with the five. The clock, there ain't no clock.
This game was so good too. Don't do me something. Don't do me like this, bro. Don't
don't do me like this, man.
Why you don't do me like this, man? There's nothing. There's actually nothing
interact with.
Bathroom light eight times.
Imagine
Yo random success with the 50 let it crust with the five yo w random success with the 50 gifted subs
Lord have mercy
Appreciate you random success with the 50. Oh my goodness
One eight seven
Seven
six five it actually was that four three what's gonna happen two my bad
Don't walk the kid up. Why are you crying? Hey kid! Quit all that! You again! You jumpsca-
Bro, this doll is cursed!
I'm a prisoner in my own home.
This doll won't leave me alone.
Watch where I turn away, it's going to be g-
It didn't even wait that time.
Oh
Thank you the key please don't be a creepy room please be a pleasant comfortable cozy room
It could be worse. It's a little gross looking in here, but...
The window just opened. The window just opened.
The window just opened!
Don't! The window opened! Get me out of here!
What?
Can I get out of here?
That is so creepy dude what are you doing big dog chill out big dog
I wanna...
Prodiscain creepy chat garlicky!
G.G.
Who are you kidding me?
That is terrifying!
Why did the light stay on?
What?
What is this?
You're going to make me walk around the candle.
Oh my goodness.
Who didn't pay the light, bill man?
Dude, what?
What?
Oh lord.
Where am I going with this?
What is this thing?
Honey, you light the candles for me.
Okay, I can do that for you.
Just don't kill me and take my soul, please.
I'll do this for you.
just let me live. Okay, I'll do whatever you want. What I even try to light. What I even try.
I'm gonna close this door behind me. I'm gonna keep you a stack, which I'll hold that thing open.
All right, let's go. We gotta light all the candles. Maybe if we do this, she won't kill me, right?
maybe there's one on the bed too that seems like a fire hazard not gonna lie
but I'll do it this doesn't hey do not put a catalog y'all's bed chat this does
not seem safe okay so really ominous music just started playing why why would
you do that to me
Okay, let's check the bathroom.
Is there any in here?
Yes, there is.
There's one in here.
I'm scared.
Clean.
Check the other rooms.
They really hit me with a reverse jump scare!
They really hit me with a reverse jump scare.
They think they're smart.
They really go hit your boy with a reverse jump scare.
Was that a five nights at Freddy's sound effect?
Oh lord.
Game got me tweaking, bro.
Alright, is there any candles in here? Yes, there is. There's one right here.
Anymore? Alright, no more in here.
Dude, stop! She is creepy!
This must be Granny in her younger days, before the Granny games took place. This must be her in her younger days.
she always been crazy granny always been crazy I guess she always been
tweaking was there one in here oh yeah there is
boom honey I lit all the candles can you stop harassing me now unless I missed
one somewhere yeah there's one right here
okay
I've done what you asked.
Will you leave me alone?
Oh, they're gonna make me go upstairs.
How's the-
I know that didn't just get me. I know that got some of y'all too. Don't play with me, Chad. I know that got some of y'all too, bruh.
y'all too, bro. I know it wasn't just me.
What about your banging noise?
Almost threw my phone, bro.
What is that noise I'm hearing? Haven't I suffered enough?
Okay, we still. Chat, what is that noise? Do y'all hear that? Oh, there's one more
in here. I didn't even see it.
Is that all of them? Did you see the game just skip? Something just loaded in. It skipped
to frame something terrible just load it in oh it actually did the hallways
completely different now
lord have mercy please don't chase me if I run the candle go out this is the
only source of light I got bro what is this note what is this mommy said daddy
went on a trip but he didn't say goodbye he always says goodbye I think
maybe he forgot something here his shoes are still in the hallway did she
Did she kill him?
Wait.
Wait a minute.
The plot thickens.
Make sure there ain't no key on the back there.
Hello?
Whole landscape with a house done changed.
Can't go in there.
Okay, this door to the right's open.
Please, nothing jump out at me.
Okay, there's a no. They're gonna jump scare me.
They're gonna jump scare me.
Completely empty room.
Nothing but some beer bottles in here. What does this say?
Dude, I can't do this bro
Mommy drank that stinky stuff again. She said it helps her forget things
But then she got mad at me
I didn't say anything bad. I promise. Oh, she was drinking.
She yelled so loud, my ears hurt. She hit me. I don't know why she's mad.
Maybe I make her think of dad. I just wanted to like me again.
Wait, what?
What is going on?
The plot.
the plot it thickens keep poking please don't jump scare me I thought you know
I've had enough okay you've jump scared me enough you can spare me now hey okay
yeah that's creepy I don't know who that is it looks like the same eyes that
were standing outside the window in a bad thing mom cries a lot in the kitchen
now she doesn't cook pancakes anymore she just stares at the window I ask if
dad called and she got mad and said I shouldn't talk about him but I miss him
she killed him oh my goodness she actually killed him what there's another
note up here jump scare jump scare right here
what's over here okay nothing we're good I thought was gonna be jump-scared we're
good I found one of dad's shirts it smells bad and needs washing mom told me
not to go to the attic anymore sometimes I hear talking upstairs sometimes I
hear someone else too maybe dad's back
yep she's crazy oh dude yep she's crazy oh my goodness bro that is creepy dog
that is creepy man stop mom told me dad's in a better place I asked where
that is and she smiled really wide. She said if I'm good maybe I can go there too. I told
I'll be good. No. What is going on out there? What?
Mom was cleaning the floor. The red stuff wouldn't come off. She told me it was paint.
She said, dad made her do it.
Lord have mercy.
It's all making sense now.
Mom said, if I miss dad so much,
she'll take me where he is.
She's smiling again.
She said, it won't hurt for long.
I'm scared, but maybe dad's waiting for me.
Good night, Diary.
I think mom's coming, bro.
She's crazy. I didn't want to do this. She wouldn't, she shouldn't have seen. Wait, did
the daughter witness it? Because she witnessed cleaning up the blood? You shouldn't have
seen. Now hold up now. I didn't see nothing. Relax. I have not seen
anything. I don't even know what's going on. I haven't even read a note
or nothing. What do you mean? What do you mean? I shouldn't have said I
didn't see nothing. I just got here. I just walked in here. I didn't see
nothing. I'm not gonna say nothing. I'm just gonna go home. I didn't see
nothing. Relax. No. Oh, we're dead. I tried to bring her back. Yeah, that'll do the job.
Killer just put a doll in a circle of some candles. That'll do it. I'm not gonna step
on that I ain't trying to get cursed though what what was that why don't you jump
scared by a goat
what's up with the goat action
What? Where does the goat come into play? What is this? Looking for your sister?
Wait, I'm playing as the sister this whole time.
She killed my other sister.
She misses you too.
Where's she at?
didn't do nothing did you? I hope you didn't do nothing but just again I want
to reiterate I have not seen anything because I know noticed that you wrote
on the wall in blood that you shouldn't have seen I didn't see anything and I'm
I'm not gonna say nothing to anybody about any of this.
Okay, what am I missing here?
I was, what am I missing?
Oh, did you look behind the curtain?
I suppose I can
Prepare yourself chat. Hey prepare yourself right now. It's about to get bad
And under the bed, stop, stop, how do I check under the bed?
There's no crouch button.
Ma'am, are you serious?
ma'am are you are you kidding me oh how could I forget forget what she's with dad
now she killed our sister and our dad it is confirmed it is confirmed she did
it she did that that's her right there
want mom to take you to know I don't know uh-uh I don't want that I'm not
gonna lie what is this
You got asthma, you need an inhaler?
Oh my God.
She's got warheads!
How's she?
She's a runner, she's a tractor!
She got on her way when it gets hot!
She can't do that bitch, she can't dance!
Oh, I can't see nothing, hit me now!
Please! Please!
Maybe she won't look in the one closet in the end of the hallway where there's nothing else at.
Dude, this game is really good. Wow.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Back to normal. Wait, did we live?
Are they arguing?
Why do I hear argument?
What on this planet, what was that?
What am I hearing?
We're about to hear a gunshot or something.
Is this the night it happened, maybe?
It's the 12th of...
I just called it!
I just said we're gonna hit our gunshot!
She killed him!
Bro, could you imagine being like a kid in this situation?
You wake up one night and you hear this argue, your parents argue through a wall, you just
you're a gunshot.
And let me guess, we walk in and see it.
Oh, there's another shape?
Wait, what?
Oh, that's the end of the game
Wait, I said remaining takes one. What's that mean?
Kiddy
There's probably another ending
Kiddy
Kibbe Kibbe
Should we hide in a different place this time chat and maybe we get another ending?
Do you think that's what it is?
Potentially?
I don't know the table.
Huh.
Get God this time. Oh, let her let her kill us this time. Oh, don't hide. Yeah, all right
Prepare yourself for a jumpscare prepare
All right, let's see what happens
So y'all don't want to hide this time.
All right, let's see.
Maybe we can stab her with the candle.
Stab her in the eye with the candle or something.
Hey
We're playing as an officer now, Officer H Miller, Unit 23, we're asking for your
We're at the scene of the crime so we're gonna see what happened. No way. This is straight cinema.
Excuse me? I've got a call about some disturbances in here. It's the police. Come out with your hands up!
Hey! Why am I a police officer and I don't have a flashlight equipped?
Excuse me, it's the police!
M4? M4 50 count? Copy that. I'm going upstairs. They got an M4. I'll bring an AK-47 with me.
Wait, there's no crime scene.
Excuse me.
It's the police.
Oh, I have a flashlight now.
It was automatic.
This is the most basement looking upstairs I have ever seen in my life.
I'm lost now, so use it to add.
So we did the first ending where we hid and we ran away and then we heard them arguing
when we got away and then a gunshot so she killed them.
In this ending we let her kill us and now we're playing as the officer walking in to
see if they're crying or something.
Hello?
Do I get a gun? I got a gun, right?
Somebody's swinging.
I'm about to find somebody swinging.
Is that a homemade casket?
Yep.
She killed her whole family, made caskets for him,
and then she hung.
B-52, I got four deceased.
She moved.
I'm out of here.
Is it out of fire?
Did the officer die too?
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Game of the year.
Unironically, that was actually so good.
That was a really good horror game.
It was scary.
There was jump scares, but there wasn't too many of them.
And there was more behind it.
And there was nothing just annoying in it.
It was a linear good horror game.
That was good.
Dare I say, game of the year.
Yes, I would dare say it.
And I did.
Game of the year, chat.
Type one, if you agree.
Straight cinema.
straight cinema, speaking of cinema,
time for another episode of Redfields Rentals, huh?
Oh, it absolutely is.
Oh, buddy, you better believe it is.
Absolutely it is time for another episode
of Redfields Rentals.
If you was not here on the last episode
of Redfield's Rentals, ladies and gentlemen,
we hired a new employee, his name is Patrick,
and he fell asleep on the job on the first day.
And I was bragging on him too, I was so happy.
I was like, yeah, Patrick is doing good,
but he no joke fell asleep at the job on the first day.
But we're giving him another chance today.
Let's make some money, lock in chat,
You have the swipes of the HSD, baby!
Yeah!
another day another dollar might I add yes I would I added it another day
another dollar. Patrick is going to end up like Tim and Atlas. No, I'm a good boss now.
I've always been one, but still. All right. I've always been a good boss, Chad. Come
Alright, our current net worth is it doesn't say it doesn't say how much money we have why not?
Where's my money at? We have eight hundred and three dollars. Let's see if Patrick's already at work.
This dude's so lazy. Patrick, you're just strolling in slow as Christmas. How am I
beating you here, Patrick? Get a hustle on, dude.
God, lead, Pat. Slow as Christmas. Look at him. No hustle, no drive, no nothing.
I'm done organizing movies. That sucks. I'm done organizing movies. No joke. That is useless
Waste way too much time
What's going on?
new movie release
Chat ladies and gentlemen, we are back at a thousand dollar net worth at redfield's rentals
By the way
if uh, if y'all weren't here last episode, we created the corner of shame, so to speak.
So we know if you walk over here to this corner, we know what you're doing over here.
Okay.
Yo Pat, what are you doing big dog?
You clock in yet?
No dental insurance, no employee benefits, nothing.
I don't even get free popcorn.
if I don't get any perks from working here I want a $5 raise. Oh I'll do you
one better. No I'll do you one better. Matter of fact no I'll do you one better.
No no I'll do you one better Patrick. You've been here one day you're already
talking to me like that I'll do you one better. Goodbye! Get out of here! You've been here one day and you come back and you're talking crazy like this!
one day you got me messed up I cannot believe the nerve the actual nerve
What happened?
There's no one in a five dollar ways.
I was glazed at him his first day.
This dude came in on his second day of work, on a regular Saturday.
Well, hmm, whole bunch of mid in here.
I'm just gonna handle it for today these you want 40 set 40 Vincent and Ava I don't know
what y'all are smoking on y'all want 40 y'all done lost your mind he's loyal who's loyal
I don't care how loyal he is.
He ain't worked $47 a day.
We had guys that we looked over for,
that was loyal for $29 a day.
You got me messed up.
I'll wait till tomorrow to hire somebody else.
Because it refreshes every day.
I fear you got me messed up.
That is actually ridiculous.
Forget Patrick.
He's lucky I don't send a hitman to his house
so I can kill him and his whole family.
He's really, he's really lucky
because I'm thinking about it.
You have lost your actual mind.
Like what?
Come here, Cron.
I was having a good day.
Oh man, yeah.
New movie day, y'all.
Let's get happy.
And I turn around the students just moaning and crying.
No, you're complaining second day and you fell asleep.
He fell asleep right here the first day.
I am beside myself dog we ain't open yet
I can't believe what I just saw can y'all believe that why are you moody dog
hello because my employee that I hired a day ago came in on my second day
complaining about how everything is terrible here and that he wants a $5
I'm not in a good mood.
Man, you better not come shopping over here today.
It's in everybody's best interest to not pull up the Redfields Reynolds today because it's
bad.
unreal, truly unreal, like actually unreal. This dude really thought and you know, he didn't even
ask for a raise politely. It wasn't a situation. It's like, yeah, boss, man, I was thinking maybe
like a raise or something like that. It was like he just instantly started complaining.
new movie day though lock in
Hey, case I found a way to hit customers that make me mad. You can pick up movies and throw them at them
also the same to your employees. Okay. Thank you, Alina. Alana. Thank you. It's just $5 LMAO.
Do you not know how monumental of a raise five dollars is?
Do you not understand how monumental that is?
Most people work in a company for 10 years and don't even get a five dollar raise.
Have you ever worked a job?
This dude was second day demanding a fight.
I'm not in a mood.
Redfields, Redfields.
I don't know if I do that.
I reserve the movie.
You said thanks before I agreed to it.
I ain't doing that.
You got me messed up.
I'm not in the mood today.
Hey, reserve me so and so thanks.
I never even said yes.
You're getting hung up on.
You have absolutely lost your mind.
Say, can I'm just going to jump and do it?
No, you have lost your mind.
I'm about to shut this place down.
What's the new movie, bro?
forward to the past. Oh my goodness. We will see you in court. Gotta buy it. It's a new
release though. Gotta buy it. It's a new release. Can I get a new release shelf? Is that a thing
you can get? New release shelf? So I think I want to buy the $225 new release shelf. I think that's
a good investment. No joke. I do. Let's put new releases right here. We're gonna, we're
probably got to expand pretty soon should I get rid of 13 bodies poster cuz
it's not a new movie anymore
yet 13 bodies isn't new anymore I gotta get rid of this it's just taking up
room we got a storage room or something
redfields rentals okay this is a life and death situation
What remains of the frying pan?
I guess I got you since you didn't say I had to do it pretty much.
Alright, let's order the, how many, we got a little bit of money now, chat.
How many you want to get?
Let's get 15 new.
Forward to the past.
Let's get 15 of them.
15 of them.
I got it.
That's a lot of money.
Lord have mercy.
All right.
It came with a new stand.
Let's go set this up.
I do appreciate the company for giving us a free movie stand every time we order a new
movie though.
Sell the poster.
I can't.
That's near and dear to me.
13 body posters like a collector's item.
It was our first ever new move really.
So I'm keeping that.
set up for $10. All right, let's go set these up. New releases. Beautiful. What am I doing?
Clean. All right, let's hope people buy these. I gotta run the cash register again tonight.
Lord have mercy. All right. It
was a bad day to start off. I had to fire my only employee.
Let's have a good day. Let's make it a good day.
We're to the past. Ladies and gentlemen, forward to the past new blockbuster hit
just arrived at Redfield Reynolds brand new movie forward to the past. Thank you
so much here you go sir come get you a new movie you'll pass you're gonna pass
away tonight what you mean you'll pass get out my face loser how you do are
you coming over hey ma'am are you already coming by I bet excuse me are
you already coming by oh Redfields Reynolds got motion ma'am I see you're leaving do you want to rent a new
move from Redfields Reynolds thank you so much sir forward to the past block
Rockbuster
Hello ladies and gentlemen of Redfields rentals hope everybody's having a great day today. How you doing big dog old Matthew?
That's gonna run you $14 a dollar for your taste. Thank you. Yes, ma'am
Yours you were you reserved ex-terminate. I got you right here ex-terminate. You have a good one. How you doing big dog?
All right, Matthew again to Matthews in a row
three dollars for you can we get some music for playing oh my goodness it's
awkward how you doing ma'am you doing okay today two movies that's gonna run
your $14 insurance $1 for your change thank you it's Patrick where if I see
Patrick I'm gonna tweak I'm gonna tweak yes ma'am four dollars one dollar for
your change have a good one how you doing ma'am you're doing good
Sophie
I'm not even going to put you on
blast. I'll get it done slightly.
450. Have a good one, Sophie.
I ain't even going to put her on
blast. I ain't even going to do
it. I'm going to be nice today.
How you doing, ma'am? Three
movies that's going to run you
1450 right here. 50 cents for
your change. Thank you so much.
Ma'am.
Hmm.
Boy, y'all tearing up that adult section today, ain't ya?
Golly!
There is no way I just have back-to-back customers get two adult movies in one go.
Ma'am, what y'all got going?
Redfield personal thong shop with the five.
$19, ma'am, exact change.
Yes, ma'am, may I help you?
I'm looking for something new.
Do you have a new release to recommend?
Yes, I most certainly do.
It just came out today.
It's a blockbuster hit.
Forward to the past.
What's good, big dog?
All right, two movies.
That's going to run you $8.
You want a lime slushie?
A lime?
I mean, you're going to regret this decision.
Lime slushie.
Lime slushy sir. That's gonna run you 1125 exact change. Thank you so much
How you doing ma'am? Oh my goodness for movies. Thank you so much Emma
What support of charging a lately I paid to rent the movie I should be allowed to bring it back whatever I want
You know what's absolutely insane Emma?
I was actually not going to charge it to you because you just ordered such a big order.
I was going to let you slide, but until you started running your mouth like that,
it's over. Give me the two dollars. You know, lost your mind.
And then you're going to give me a four. For real? Oh, you're going to give me a five.
No, let's play this game, Emma!
No, you think we're gonna play that game? Let's play that game.
You done lost your absolute mind.
have a blessed night Emma thank you so much good luck getting that out of here
hope you got a wheelbarrow get out of my store you don't lost your mind you
managed to get paid $2 late fee you don't absolutely lost your mind for movies
thank you so much Susan that's gonna run your $16 for free to change having
What's good big doll? Aurora you you you the sculpture in the movie room or something or a Tim's room. There you go.
Wow. Is it wasn't that impressive?
What's good bud?
$11
I wish you wouldn't try to pay it.
You're going to return the next one late.
I am going to come by your house tonight and shoot the place up.
Do you understand?
Do not play about my money and then you're going to do it too.
You're getting in pitties.
This is a miserable day at Redfield's Reynolds, buddy.
day. Hey and get tired. It's all bad today with the five.
go ahead and return my movie made on purpose. I double dog dare you Mark get
out of my store. What's up bud? You wanted what remains of the flying frying pan. I
got you right here. How you doing sir? Two movies, eight dollars, two dollars for
you change have a good one.
He was like a polite guy.
How you doing?
All right, Mr. Tristan, that's
someone you $18 exact change.
You have a good day, Tristan.
Oscar got motion.
You want to line?
OK, you want to line?
I got you right here with a line.
Here you go, Oscar, let's go run you 1425 575 for your change, have a good one, Oscar.
Thank you.
How you doing, man?
Let's go run you $7, three for your change, have a good one.
Godly, what time is this?
Like one in the morning.
Why are we so backed up?
I mean, I get it's a Saturday, but golly, did you just walk in the store at one in the
morning?
Is that you, Pat?
Oh.
We're late, we're late, see.
My last return was late. I had a family emergency.
We lost our gold fishing. I'm not your mind.
You didn't lose the gold, bitch. Have a good one.
What's up, Jacob?
So, in adult movie, you got one to suggest.
bonus if the film critics say it's good.
Jacob, you just walked in here at one o'clock in the morning
requesting an adult movie after closing hours.
I got you.
Sauna sessions with my buffalo could work.
There you go, Tristan.
How you doing, sir?
That's gonna run you 1450 right there. 50 cents for your change.
The only thing that can save this is if there's a good employee with an application.
That's the only thing that can save this. Not only did that happen before we opened,
everybody's been just rude today. It's unreal. What's up?
Just get out my store man. Just get out my store. It's late. Go. How you doing, man?
Hmm. Taylor, it's one o'clock. You ain't going to bed tonight. There you go. 1975, 25. You
You need the 25 cents that bad.
Have a dollar.
Get out of here.
How you doing, sir?
Two Moons.
I got you.
Everybody's got a late fee today.
Yo, Jack, what's up?
About that two dollar late fee, I caught the worst cold of my life.
I couldn't even leave the house.
Give me a chance.
All right.
You know what?
You're the only person so far that I've legitimately been like, all right.
I'm not going to be able to get out of here.
know what you're the only person so far that I've legitimately been like, all right, I'm
a good one.
That's good big dog.
1350 dollar, 50 for your change.
I'm a good guy for that.
Huh, chat?
Let's see how we did the new release movies were flying off the shelf though.
Let me do some let me do some returns real quick before we close so we have less to do when we for the next chef, right?
That one dude literally threatened me he said I'm gonna bring in the next movie late on purpose
Who does this dude think he is like actually I still can't believe that Patrick's situation
I'm gonna need moist critical to make a video on that the Patrick situation is crazy because that's unreal
That's actually unreal. That he did that. I can't believe it.
It's unreal.
What did I miss? It was a bad, it was a bad ship here.
here.
Hi, ain't that something? Late fee on an adult movie again. That seems to be a theme
around here. Another adult movie got returned in the
bed with the milk.
Okay.
Late fee again. We're racking up them late fees chat. Oh my goodness.
We are racking up the late fees, dog.
We probably make half our money off late fees at this point.
Customers low key mid.
Like, golly, just bring it back on time.
as if it could not get worse. Ladies and gentlemen, R.I.P. to Red Captain
This is our third movie that's been returned to broken and we'll find whoever did it.
RIP red capped in juice man.
It's all bad with the five thank you.
It is all bad today.
Truly it is.
What a miserable shift.
we do here? We made $200. I still had to pay him $32 just for showing up this morning.
Are you kidding me?
You're kidding.
Let's check the applicants.
Wow, we got close level seven right there.
Let's check the applicants.
What do we got?
It's waiting, there ain't gonna be no customers today.
I'm about to shut this place down.
This is too stressful on me.
What do we got for applicants today?
Look at this goober. Like pa, ain't nobody hiring you man!
What the goosey PFP?!
Huh, this dude Jackson wants 52 dollars a day!
I mean, you've lost your mind and he's good at something I don't need him to be good at.
Average on both $36 a day.
skill just crazy. I might just go Pauling. I might actually hire Paul though.
Does not quit when yell that to work thing.
You know what? I was cooking Paul for that goofy PSP, but Lord have mercy. I read daddy
Oh, you're on
Buddy are you ever on?
All right, Paul come on bud
Go ahead clock in look at this scooper. Oh my god
kill their cross with the five.
Alright bud, look, I know I'm the only place that would give you a chance.
Run the check out today, Paul.
Just get it done for me.
Thank you.
Just get it done today, Paul.
We're gonna open up.
Paul, I'm gonna keep my, you're on your probation period, which means your first week here,
you're on probation, which means I gotta keep an extra close eye on you, alright?
So get it done you're gonna be I
We're opening up let me do returns. I'm not going out there and then elements and passing out flyers. They you got me messed up
Might have Paul to go do it make them run out there. No umbrella
Yeah, they see this goober and here nobody was come by the movies today golly
How are you doing?
There we go, drama, glory have mercy Waldo.
Waldo, what's you want now bud?
I've done fouls you 20 times already.
What's you want now Waldo?
Man, excuse me, I'm trying to stop these.
you. Let's go Waldo. I reserve the copy of the cast in the grass. I got you right here Waldo,
right here. Have a go.
Did I actually place one on a new release shelf? Hold on let me see. We already got customers
I might have to just run this place by myself, man.
Oh
My childhood is rolling well now!
It's rolling!
Paul, wake up! There's a lot like a cheat for a drop dude!
man we might have to close the doors on Redfields Reynolds. Excuse me.
Got a phone call.
Redfields Reynolds. Yes, I have 13 bodies. I'll get it for you. Shut up.
Come on Paul, let's get a move on bud, you're going a little slow here.
Who broke my copy of the swimmer always watching?
Two broken in one episode!
Oh my, what are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
Yeah, have the action movie a bad action movie. Let me go see. I'm sure we got plenty of those.
Organ storm fury that'll work. There you go, bud.
These customers suck. My customer base fell off. They used to be good, but now they're
disrespectful. They they they they lazy again like oh my goodness who is calling
now I thought the adult movie's gone Lord. This is not the neon lanes bowling alley.
Excuse me.
That's across the road that's living right there.
What's the line look like?
Paul, it's building up a little bit dude.
It's a slow day because it's raining and it's still alive building up Paul.
come on and you don't tell us leave like let's go Paul!
We found out Waldo bought a whole rack of adult movies that's why they're all gone.
I can't believe I saw Waldo. Where's Waldo? He's in the adult section of the movie rental place.
Like what? Like what are you doing Waldo?
I got you right there big oh appreciate it I see what was her name Sophie she returned
let me kiss my milk and flaming hot cake oh there's another adult movie back wow oh wow
a whole a whole flurry of adult movies. Why does somebody reserve this? Oh, no, somebody
reserved sauna stashes with my buffalo. I can't wait to see you in there.
One second. Yeah. Chloe, are you kidding me? You couldn't, they got here quick enough.
I just got that movie back in stock and you walk through, you was outside waiting for that thing.
Gawdly, Chloe. Sure. There you go. Relax. Imagine she goes to the adult movie section
again, imagine. Imagine she doubles up. No way she doubles up, right?
I was about to say she's got in line.
Reserve.
How many what's homes do I go?
Lord have mercy.
I'm about to get Paul to do all this.
Yo, Toons with the Fire.
Not to the bottom of them, finally.
Three broken in one episode.
Unbelievable.
good old video rental stores and their stupid late fees stupid late fee it
literally tells you when you need to bring it back what do you think you
could just rent something and never bring it back what are you talking about
like what
All right, baby, buddy, that's how I make my living.
You want to talk to my late fees are stupid.
How hard is your late fee?
Let's see how we did.
fell off too. Yeah, Redfield's rentals is going down the drain fast. Well, chat. Well,
I guess we're going to start selling romance movies tomorrow.
What is that?
A robotic convention.
Oh, there's about to be some nerds find some more movies tomorrow.
What you talking about?
That was a.
Insane episode.
That was a crazy episode.
But either way, it was a good episode.
Hey, great stream channel.
Love you all, man.
Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Pre-sate all the gift is subs, don't know his bits, follows, and of course I'll
pre-sate all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, gonna have to go rest y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
Love you tonight.
Peace out, y'all.
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