I'm glad you're here.
You're not even letting it?
No?
Starting off with a breath...breath...breath...breath yo chill.
Breath mint.
Jesus wants to play Apex. I fear I've already uninstalled it for extra room.
Hold on, he takes it with me.
I did not know bro was going to want to play again I already uninstalled it big span now
Big spin!
Huge spin even!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
Cheers!
Oh!
Yo, what's brothers?
What's going on?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good ladies and gentlemen,
I have returned once more yet again.
Yet again.
Once more yet again.
Again, once more yet again,
once more again.
Kay, so foot massage with the five gifted.
dog, uh, N, uh, K, uh, Miss Rocky Chum Magic W. Subbers, man, appreciate y'all black hoodie.
I repeat black hoodie.
I repeat one more time black hoodie.
Chad how's everybody's day going on the scale of one to ten?
Let me hear it.
Huh?
Jack Jeex he done texted me bruh. I done told him I uninstalled it. I have no room
I had to download some horror games. I didn't know bros you don't play Apex again. Look
Apex
Look at this
Uninstalled it cuh
I did not know bro was gonna want to play again. I have no roof my horror games, man
I thought bro was done I
Thought was done with a pass. I'm like man. He ain't getting back on this again. I'm a hundred solid I
Did not know bro was gonna want to get back on that game again. I've done understood that thing not gonna lie. It's gone
It's go
Yeah, let's be real here. Did it look like bro is ever gonna play it again after last night
The only reason I would have kept it installed is just in case he ever wanted to play it again
But after last night, I was like he's never playing this again. I need space on my PC for my horror games
I'm just gonna uninstall it if only I had known
He texted me no I texted him I said I fear I've uninstalled it my bad
I told him I said I fear I've uninstalled it I fear my bad that's on me
reinstall it big dog what part if I had no space it's not an issue of uninstalling
it it's an issue of I had no space you know how many games I have on this PC
Let's be real here. And big dog, that's just the beginning. Matter of fact, let's go back through this again.
This is just a home screen. This is not even the beginning. Look at this.
These are all games. I have installed now and
This this also
This also right here does not include the itch IO library either
Look at that they call me the gamer
Chat they call me the gamer
They do
They're one kilobyte each
Yeah, but when you have about a million of them
Yo, what how many games I actually have on steam is there a way to know?
Does her way to see your toll game count on steam I would be interested to know
If there's a way
Library
That can't be right.
That can't be right.
How many gangs do you think I have on steam?
can't be right. How many games do you think I have on Steam? More than 100? Are you ready
to see how many games I have on Steam. I didn't know it was this bad. I actually didn't know
it was this bad.
One thousand and fifty one games on steam dog.
Oh my goodness.
One thousand and fifty one games I need to retire
Alien isolation speak and I hated that when I played it again mid
No offense with that game was mid
Dude
One thousand and fifty one
That is not chat that is not including
Is there a number on it's I owe that you can see
Does it show you
Hold up
Let me see if there's a number on there yo chat the gamer
Chat the gamer dog
No, it doesn't show exactly how many, bro. Why not?
No, look, there's no number!
Let me scroll.
Well, I'll never get to the bottom of it.
And I think half of the games I was getting before I had the app.
Oh, that's actually not that many.
Wait, that's actually not even that many.
Because I didn't start using the it's IO app until a while after.
So there's a lot more than this.
We'll estimate right here.
Let's say I'm going to do a quick scroll and estimate the exact amount right here.
You ready to watch this?
255. 255. 255 games is what I have. I did it, Chad. Look, I'm a quick counter. They
They call me the counter, buddy.
They call me the counter.
Y'all had a good day today, don't you, Jack?
Have y'all had a good day today?
Have you?
No. Yo, big dog, why not play with Burpo and Jinxie? I've done told you I'm tired of repeating
myself. It's uninstalled. I ain't had no space. That's the last time I'm repeating. If you
saw what I saw at the end of Apex last night with Jinxie, you would have been like, okay,
never playing this again either and you would have also uninstalled it.
Galika!
Jutama!
He's on it right now, dog. I know. Jeansy literally texted me.
I said I can't. I uninstalled it. Do y'all have ears, Chad?
I don't know if y'all have ears sometimes, bro.
Do y'all have ears dude?
Do you?
Why would Jinxie put himself through that again?
Look
You know shout out Timothy aka Timbo
But I think it was a lot to process because you know Timbo's a genius when it comes to apex, right? I
I think Jinxie was hearing whatever Timbo was saying and wasn't registering with it
Because he was saying a lot of information to him and I just don't think he could register it. I really don't I
Really didn't think he could register it I
Don't
Hop on fall guys now hold up a minute
Now hold up. I never said nothing about uninstalling fall guys now
Also, Fall Guys isn't a literal 80 gigabyte game.
I don't understand why games are 80 gigabytes, dog.
80, 150 gigabytes.
Dude, why do I need to clear 80?
And at the point, now, what sucks so bad,
I'm about to have to get a new PC.
I am on the verge of getting a new PC,
because every day that I get on here,
I have to uninstall games to install new order games
that are even like five gigabytes.
No joke, yesterday, before I played with Jinx, the eye was in here for 30 minutes,
manually uninstalling games just so I could install just enough for eight banks.
And at this point, I have too many individual games to go through and uninstall.
I am literally just going to get rid of this PC with all the games on it.
I would rather cook up a whole other PC than uninstall all the games on this thing.
And it's just going to be sitting somewhere unless somebody wants to buy it.
Because there is no chance I could ever even try to uninstall all of these games.
Telling you, I'll buy it.
How much you got on it?
How much y'all got on it?
Another breath, man.
Ooh, stop getting low.
Stop getting low, that ain't good.
There's only three more in here.
That's bad.
Somebody just said $5, big dog.
I just showed that I have 1,051 games
on my steam.
Wait, no, it wouldn't come with all the games, would it?
Wait, yes, it would
Wait, what if I signed out of my steam account and sold the PC would people just be stuck with all the installed files and not be able to play them?
Because they don't have my steam account
Wait, I'm about to run a scam operation
Wait a minute. Somebody's about to get unbelievably scammed. Oh
My goodness who wants it?
We'll start at fifty thousand dollars
Yo vixen with a thousand bits yo case. I officially lost my three year account gg bruh tired of google
Also, I'm a retired three X masters Bangalore main email me email you what?
I'll be playing a fix no more. I'm playing that slot no more unless
Unless Gcs want to play but and I did that yesterday and I can't today
Subliminal chat subliminal comes out tomorrow chat subliminal comes out tomorrow
tomorrow dog
Tomorrow finally, dude
Finally I bet presets you pride
Hey case I was able to pull off a surprise for you
It's on eggs if you wanted to take a quick look congrats on 10 million wait
One of my mods go to queso lures Twitter real quick and see what's going on there. What is it?
Where is it?
Hey case I finally got a job today
I'm sorry to hear that
I'm gonna be taking the morning shift so I don't know if I'm gonna be a state be able to stay for as many streams
Okay, well you're bad.
I want to do what I can to keep the watch free collide anyway. Can I get some good old pickle wisdom?
To take on my job congrats on Tim Milley. I got you right here, but I do I'm sorry to hear that and don't you dare
Tell my you don't know if you're gonna be able to make stay through all the streams no more
I don't know what you talking about. You don't lost your mind. I got you with some pickle acts. I know
Paul's stay crunchy
stay happy keep on piling that was a pretty good one that was a pretty good
one I'll do you another one right here I'll get you one more I just read those
10,000 bits. Oh my goodness. Here we go again. I got you.
Yo, brute with the 10,000 bits. W brute with the 10,000 bits.
If you don't know who Brute is, we had a whole, we had a whole other conversation about quad
ball.
We went on a quad ball rabbit hole and it was bad.
Hey, Kase, it's my sister Whitney's birthday today.
I was also wondering if you could...
Why did you put LOL at the end of this message?
Even you're laughing.
Why are you laughing too?
Why did you put LOL at the end of this?
Hey, Kase, it's my sister Whitney's birthday.
First off, happy birthday, Whitney. Hope you and your quad ball team doing good.
I was also wondering if you could wish Texas State Quad Ball team good luck at USQ Nationals,
the LOL.
Yo, Texas State Quarbons.
Yo, Texas State Quarbons team, good luck at USQ Nationals,
man.
Hope y'all kill it out there.
Cut now y'all may be wondering why this is so funny
I'm gonna show y'all what is so funny
I'm gonna show you why this is so funny right here
Quad ball is a sport that integrates aspects from rugby, basketball, and dodgeball to create a fast-paced, mixed-gender game that features seven players per side.
Okay, so quad balls play on the grass or turf field with three hoops of varying heights on each team's half.
There's four balls in quad ball, one quad full, and three bludgers, and the players run with brooms between their legs and must complete all the play while on broom.
If a player comes off through at any point, they have to tag the center hook on their
team's half before resuming play.
Alright, so there's a lot of different positions.
The first two are chasers and keepers, known together as quaffle players.
They use the quaffle, a slightly deflated volleyball, to try to score through their
opponent's hoops.
There are three chasers per team, and they wear a white headband, and there's one
keeper per team, and they wear a green headband.
The keeper is only different, and they can't be interfered with in their team's
Keeper zone, which is an area around the hoops when they possess the quaff on offense all four players move the
Quaffle by running and passing and shooting to attempt to score a good goal can be scored from either side of the hoop and
It's worth 10 points on defense players can tackle each other and we're talking full contact to prevent the other team from scoring
Beaters distinguished by black headbands use the bludgers dodgeballs in attempts to knock out the opposing teams players
Each team has two beaters at any given time.
A player in the position that is hit by a bludger thrown by the opposing team's
beaters must dismount their broom, drop the ball they possess, and tag him on the center
hoop before they can rejoin play.
Beaters help their quaffle players on offense to clear paths to score, as well as work
to stop opposing teams from scoring.
Okay, so seekers, the ones with the yellow headband, pursue the snitch runner in an attempt
to grab that snitch tail from their shorts, kind of like flag football, in order to earn
35 points for their team.
They don't enter the game until after the 20 minute timeout, and they leave the game
immediately after a big catch has been recorded.
The snitch runner is an impartial official whose sole purpose is to prevent the seekers
from catching their snitch tail.
They can grab, push, wrap, or run away from the seekers
to stop them from catching the snitch.
The snitch runner comes onto the field
after the 20 minute timeout.
Yo, what's wrong with you, bruh?
Somebody in the chat is looking over the chat.
I didn't say this, but bro, I looked over the chat.
This is due to something all caps. What a bunch of losers. Come on, man. Has some respect.
Anyway, Brute gave some bits a long time ago and apparently Brute's sister Whitney, I'm assuming.
It's like a professional quad ball player.
And we went through this whole saga before.
Anyway, let's finish the video.
And stays until they're caught.
Quad balls played in two halves.
The first consists of a time 20 minutes.
The second ends only when the set score gets reached.
This isn't a thing.
Oh no, it's a thing.
Look, Brute just said, if you could wish Texas State quad ball team, good luck at USQ nationals,
which I'm assuming means US quad ball nationals.
Like, they're for real.
There's at least two teams.
If there's a nationals, there has to be at least two teams.
Better minimum.
During the first half, the qualified players and the beaters work together to score goals
and stop the other team from scoring goals.
When the game clock hits 20 minutes, there's a two-minute timeout, and that's when the
seekers and the stench runner get introduced.
At the same time, they're going to determine the set score.
It's determined by taking the total of the leading team's score and adding 60 points.
The set score gets indicated on the scoreboard, which will be separate from the game score.
And whichever team reaches the set score first, either through only qualified
Are y'all happy? Are y'all paying attention? Y'all happy y'all learned about this?
Thanks for with the addition of that snitch catch win the game.
GG.
Right here.
Look, we watched this four months ago. Just here for the high case. Oh,
comments.
I
Did they did
Chat look man, you like what you like, bro. I don't know why y'all thinking it's funny. Why y'all laughing, bro
What's wrong with y'all? Ain't nothing funny
Why y'all laugh if you like what you like, bro watch y'all have some respect
Have some respect like why y'all laughing there's people like doing this
Watch y'all grow up a little bit and respect other people's sports that they like playing
Oh wait what hold up?
Because I knew you were gonna laugh
She doesn't even play. She does social media for the team. Oh man, they got motion
Yo, also they said you've been watching really old. Oh, did you show them clips of me laughing at them?
Why would you do that?
What do you mean I've been looking at really old clips what's different in the new version
I never even laughed at him.
My ex-boyfriend also played beater but different.
If that means what I think it means, I would hate to hear that.
Thank you for the thousand bits though.
That's absolutely insane.
Number one quad ball player with the five gifted.
Thank you for the thousand bits.
is absolutely insane. Hopefully he's in jail. I'm glad I'm glad you're out of
there, though. That's wild. Thank you for the thousand bits.
Okay, bet. Bet why it. Thank you why it. Appreciate you. Appreciate you why I got
you chat would you play quad ball be real with me here I don't know that's
what they said but they appreciate you watching the stuff do they really though
you probably made me look like just just a rude individual they don't appreciate
me you probably made me look rude I mean come on man why you run around the
broomstick action. Good. Like, let's do anything else. Like, let's
do anything else. Backrooms movie. Yeah, I heard there's a
trailer coming out tomorrow. Is it is it out now? My sister
I asked you to wish them good luck.
We'll shout out to your sister, Whitney.
I hope y'all win that thing for real.
Play A-ball?
Oh, nobody wants no smoking at.
Oh, is that the video?
Hold up.
No way.
No way.
No way.
no way no way no way no way no way
hey what's up K so you're not here you're missing out man I'm telling you
Here's this video say what's up.
Red Mysterio, Buiega, 619.
Red Mysterio, that's my favorite wetsuit!
Death clean!
Hit him with the 619!
Hit him with the 619!
Hey, what's up, K-Soldier? You're not here.
You're missing out, man.
I'm telling you, here's this video, say what's up.
Right in the stadium.
We got six one nine.
Wow!
Yo, shout out, queso man.
What?
That's the goat right there.
I don't care what nobody's doing.
Ray Mysterio, the goat man.
Goat!
You me give you my top?
Did I used to be a wrestler fan when I was a kid?
No joke.
I used to be a wrestling fan for real when I was a kid.
You know my top five wrestlers was, bro?
Ray Mysterio, Matt and Jeff Hardy,
both of them in the top five for me.
Matt and Jeff Hardy, both of them in the top five,
gotta be both of them, Matt and Jeff.
And then I got Kane.
I got Kane in my top five. Who else do I got in my top five?
Low key Batista, bruh. I might got Batista at number five. Not gonna lie. I might got
to come in to round out the top five bro. Undertaker, I like Kane way better. No, no, no offense to Undertaker.
I just like Kane way better. Kane was so cool, bro. Bro was just a big, giant, seven foot tall dude.
Just went around chokeslanding people. It was so tough. Bro just walked around just big, old, giant dude.
and then he'll just walk up just,
yeah, he just chokes landing people, man.
Rikishi bro, Rikishi was tough too.
He throw that booty on him.
Man, I remember Rikishi throw that booty on him.
I remember that.
That was tough too.
Was that Rikishi?
Check, that was Rikishi
that threw the booty on him, right?
I'm pretty sure that was Rikishi bro.
inhuman with the five. Quad ball, Chris Redfield with the five gifted. Thanks pal.
Yeah, I swear unless I'm missing somebody, am I missing somebody?
Do get the batis, the reason I like batista so much because the batista bomb was so cool.
Bro the batista bomb was like one of the coolest finishers ever.
straight. I'm gonna be the kid bro. We just we play around in the trampoline.
Be like, I'll hit him with the Batista bomb.
Dude, the Batista bomb was tough.
No, 619 goaded finisher, but bro, the Swanton bomb was goaded too, bro.
Bro, the Swanton bomb was so tough, man.
They just bro.
Do the swan, bro, the swan time bomb, Chad.
I'm telling you, swan time bomb, tug, tug.
I could do a swan time bomb.
I remember when I was a kid, I could bust Swanson on a bomb on a trampoline.
I'd be straight Swanton bombing dudes.
They didn't know what to do with me.
Yo, that's crazy, Barry, that's where you had Stone Cold was tough, too.
I remember Stone Cold coming to ring, busting beers together.
That was tough.
Stone Cold coming to ring.
He had the two beers and squawk.
Man, I'll tell you, bro, the WWE back in the day was kind of tough when I was a kid, bro.
Maybe I'm maybe I'm misremembering it, but I swear when I was a kid, that was the coolest
thing ever, bro.
Just bunch big old swole dude, just just in the rain, just fighting.
Man, I thought, man, I was like, man, how they ain't dead?
Uh, yo bet, pre-sates you, Laws Leo, thank you, uh, happy birthday, Nicky, thank you,
Nicky, happy birthday.
Man, lock in, humble with the five, it's been a few days.
Did I get a dub last time we played?
I want to, I want to get a dub, you already know what time it is.
You already know what time it is.
right now. It's been a few days. But it's time. Time to run the illegal gambling ring
again. Y'all best get ready to lose y'all's channel points. You want to know why? Because
I'm winning as soon as I get on Buster. And there ain't nothing you can do about it.
As soon as I get on, as soon as I get on, I'm winning.
So guess what?
If you want to win some channel points, you better vote yes, Buster.
You hear me?
What can I just do?
Whoa!
Whoa!
What can I just do?
Wow!
Wow!
What is this?
Oh, I hit my desk and it put me in steam big picture mode.
was that? How did that even happen? Okay. Well, that's, that's weird. I literally just hit my desk
and it put it in steam pig big picture mode. Sorry, I'm late. I didn't notice the time. Well,
your band didn't notice the time top tier third-cutter with the tier gifted oh my
goodness it's been a few days there's no telling what's in the store now there's
actually no telling what's in the store now let me see if the general's on the
general is on
Cheshire, I changed out the broccoli skin. I low key forgot I was in the broccoli skin.
I might need to change out the broccoli skin for real. I forgot I even had that thing.
I don't know if I really mess with it like that.
Change out of it.
Shooter general bag. I feel like forever.
Please be something good in the store. Please.
That's that's kind of tough are you kidding me Star Wars
Ooh, I'm gonna get these just to have them.
Got to buy that.
That's a guarantee.
Oh.
Is that a Miku skin?
Who is that?
No.
Snake.
Nah.
Man.
Top tier Turret Cutter with another five man.
Hot dog, ain't no hot dog where, where the hot dog?
I don't know nothing about
Star Wars, bro.
Oh, this is just an emo.
Chad, is this clean enough to get?
That's kind of clean.
How do we get it?
Catch it with the five.
I'm going to do it.
I'll do it. I did it. Man. Was that a mistake? I'll never find the draws. Oh my goodness.
I found them. Wait, it's kind of clean. Wait, it's kind of clean. That's low key tough R2D2.
Nah, bro, I like Star Wars, man. Man, forget Star Wars. I'm getting a dub right here. Watch me.
just just watch me hey just watch me lame won't you quit judging me bro I don't
like Star Wars man I'm not a fan am I not allowed am I not allowed to not be
a fan of Star Wars, bro? Am I not allowed? Am I not allowed to eat their own? Thank you.
Yo, Fall Guys, when is the Resident Evil Chris Redfield BDL collab? When? When and where?
What are we waiting on, bud?
You can throw in everybody, do it just like everybody else.
Throw in Chris, Leon, Ada, Jill, Claire, you know,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Shava, you know, whoever.
Just throw them all in there.
Like, let's go.
Where's it?
I'm almost sorry.
First up, first game, first up, watch.
I am absolutely unbelievable.
I suck.
Chad I'm crazy with it.
Oh my goodness.
It's like I never left.
That's like I never laughed dog.
Don't play with me.
Do not play with me, buddy.
Because I'm locked.
Flippy's there?
I feel like Flippy is like the most,
one of the most consistent lobby getters.
I feel like Flippy's in almost every game, no joke.
That's what it seems like.
Trenton, yeah Trenton's in like every lobby too.
A bit Trenton's in this one, yeah, look at that.
New quails in a lot of these rooms.
Jack, Jack, Skeletons and Scans, how to play them?
What are you waiting for?
I said...
No way!
I'm not falling!
I'm not going to fall!
I'm not gonna fall!
What are you talking about, Gigi?
Oh my goodness, why?
Why man?
Please put me up against a scrub.
GG.
Why?
Wow, this game sucks.
Now don't give it to me play now play now don't give it to me get it get it get it get it
Now don't give it to me yet.
Oh my goodness, that's not a take it, take it, not a take it.
Not a 1-0 freebies, not a 1-0 freebies.
I lost. I lost so bad. It's so over.
No! Get down! Ahhhh! Oh my goodness!
Hey, you see how you see how much morals I have you see my morals I
Said no, don't give it to me don't matter anyway. It's over
You'll scrub with the fire. Thank you scrub with the fire
Worse map of all time, absolutely. I hate blast ball that needs to be taken out of the rotation.
I didn't mean to do that.
My life's a slicker yo, you think it's my Christmas tree that makes you do that?
I'm one be one in the winter.
I'm one it's gonna be a 1v1 between me and flippy brothers flippy wins these
With you decide no
I've never seen flippy loser 1v1
Wow, that didn't take long, your man.
You sure everyone knew Gamer Sub's design and color?
Oh, yeah, chat.
My Gamer Sub Slaver got a whole new design and color.
People was complaining about it being yellow.
I don't know why y'all are weird.
People was getting my Gamer Sub's and saying it looks weird because it's yellow.
Like bro, lemonade's yellow.
What's the problem?
They redid it. Peek this.
It's me with a big giant vat cooking it up and kiddies on the side over there.
Look at that. That is so, they made me look crazy.
I'm not gonna lie. They made me look crazy.
Game ourselves, Art is tough though. I'm not gonna lie.
And there's kiddie on the side. I'm gonna show you how to powder him and then hold up.
Oh lord.
Well, GG, we're dead.
Everybody was probably like,
oh, why is this gamer sub's powder yellow?
It's like Bro Lemonade's yellow.
Y'all ain't complaining, but whatever.
Red 40?
I think it does look like red 40.
Which is fine with me.
Locked.
Yeah y'all like the, y'all like the, the, the, the redo? I think it's clean. No joke.
I think it's clean for real.
I for real think it's clean.
Look at him freeze-stabbing me.
Which means if you have more of the old ones, you have a limited edition item.
Technically you can sell it on eBay for like double the price.
I ain't sayin' go do that, am I?
Make it any more obvious, Epic Games!
Make it any more obvious!
Locked in and don't even matter!
That don't even matter.
matter that's why they're going bankrupt who is epic going bankrupt no way
wait how is that even possible they have like all the money in the world
They laid off a thousand employees? What?
Why?
Where the money at?
I'm getting first place.
Of course I'm not. This game is a swamp.
matter of fact I won't even qualm
I HATE THIS GARBAGE GAME!
THIS GAME STU-
WHAT WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE?
Back everybody in here.
What a tub of swaps let me tell you.
Just a cobble swap.
I'm gonna get off.
What a joke. What a s-
What a sick, disgusting joke.
Like actually disgusting, filthy joke.
Skin sucks and everything.
I'm literally about to just go back to the door forever.
I'd rather crap in my hand and slap myself in the face with it.
That is so stupid. That is so stupid. Unbelievable. Like, just putrid. Straight putrid. Get your filthy
He has all these swine.
Yeah, shoot the snowball straight at me.
Yeah, straight at me.
Nobody else, straight at me.
Yeah, shoot it straight at me.
Look at the snowball coming.
Oh, I'm gonna back up.
Oh!
Something horrible is not to happen.
The thing on the go anyway doesn't even matter.
No need to freak out.
Check your mailbox tomorrow morning.
There's gonna be a bag of just straight feces in it.
No need to freak out.
All right.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you the side.
There's gonna be a bag of feces in your mailbox
and a note attached to it.
It's gonna be no need to freak out.
Yeah, no need to freak out.
All right, bud.
Got me messed up.
This game's stupid.
I ain't played this game in a few days, I'll come back, it's just stupid.
Golly.
Y'all laid a thousand employees off, y'all could've assigned them to this game.
Great garbage.
Yo, a meteor just landed outside my house.
I'm dead serious.
Yo, I'm dead serious.
I just saw a shooting star right outside my door.
I am so serious.
I own everything I love, I'm so serious.
Yo, yo mom, did y'all see that?
Did y'all see that?
Outside y'all's house.
I just saw a shooting star like right outside my door.
Bro.
That really looked like it landed on my property.
Pay him.
Bro.
Dude, that shooting star doesn't look like it landed on my property.
Yo, are shooting stars blue?
Are they blue?
I just saw a blue orb go from the top of the tree line straight down, right outside my
door.
It was blue.
It was a blue orb straight down.
Oh my life, if I'm lying, I'm done right now.
I'm actually dead serious.
Maybe my depth perception was off and it was a few miles away, but dude, there was
a blue orb that went down.
It could have very well been 20 miles away, but I'm dead serious.
You're going to get abducted.
I wish that alien would try to abduct me and my blow his head and smooth off his shoulders.
You got me messed up.
You ain't going to abduct me.
You done lost your mind.
Abduct me out of my house.
You going to open the front door.
It's going to be a double barrel.
I ain't got your face.
Ain't no alien going to abduct me.
Bro, what was that?
It's a blue comment are those real
Dude it was
I'm not do I don't know cuz you know when you see some of the distance way farther off than you probably think it is
Dog it was a blue or that shot
Was going like get an angle like down towards the ground, bro
What was that?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Nurse, he's up again?
Yo, B-Dog, I saw that.
I'm dead.
Everything I love.
I want it to happen again!
Bro, this skin sucks!
Why am I still in this skin?
I'm so serious dude that was so cool please
happen again matter of fact I hope it happens like why outside my house like
the lands on my back porch like please I want that to happen again I saw like it
was a shooting star or something bro that was so cool dude that was so cool
I hate everything and everyone.
Especially all.
This is so stupid.
This game sucks.
I'm gonna start up a cigarette addiction. This is ridiculous.
I need some to ease the pain.
And I didn't make it.
I didn't make it.
So what, now I'm lagging because a shooting star went between my house and the nearest
cell tower and it's making me lag?
Like what is happening?
I lagged.
I know you wish upon a shooting star.
Dear shooting star please let Chris Redfield absolutely butt naked and nothing but high heels
Crash through my sliding glass door, walk in here with a leather belt and beat me until I can't see.
Please let that happen right now. Like within the next 30 minutes. I forgot to make a wish
but it still counts because it was literally like five minutes ago.
This game sucks dude. I can't believe the slop,
The swap of this game tonight. It's unreal like unfathomable even
Yeah, I'm sure does work down it wish upon a shooting star. Yeah, that's a myth. I guess everything
Why is he not in here?
Now that's how everything is shooting directly at me.
I want to see another one dude.
Chad that was cool dude. No joke that was cool.
It was a blue like orb that like shot down. My life's just flickered it's over. Armageddon.
Five minutes ready, you're just going to see a green laser come through and blow my head
off.
You're going to see a pink mist and I'm going to be gone.
And that skull is going to be all dispersed before that alien is un-invaded.
You're just going to see a pink mist and my clothes are going to fly in the air and
I'm going to be just vaporized instantly.
I
Mind
I'm so nasty with it!
Dude, that was so cool, bro. I saw a shooting star chat. No joke. Wait, what is that?
What is that?
I thought I saw something.
Guess I'm tweaking.
Is there aliens here?
Did I just get-
Did aliens just land in my yard?
And they're coming to kill me?
I'm actually dying on this one, that was trending dude.
I'm crazy with it.
I'm crazy with it.
Somebody just lost their life.
Oh my goodness, it was clippy.
you. Thank you. Case if you win all
dookie in my shorts right now, that does
not surprise me seeing as your name is
Summers Foot Boy. I don't know what that
means, but that just that seems that
That seems crazy.
I'm glad I'm here.
Wow, that is the shooter second in command right there.
That is the second ever shooter right there behind me to that.
That was a shooter for me two and a half years ago.
Wow.
That's good to see right there.
I'm doing another one. You got me messed up.
I'm doing another one.
Got me all the way messed up. I am.
Shooter, Colonel.
Chat, what's right under a general? Is it a colonel?
Colonel.
Change of skin, you're right.
Wait, what are we going to?
What are we changing it to, Chat?
the door. If I get a if I get a win with the door right now, it is literally in in
arguable that the door is the best skin ever. Let's see. Welcome back door. Welcome back
door. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. If I get a dub right here, it's actually like it's it's it's it's
unanimously decided. Unanimously decided that the door is the best ever. And I think it
already is decided anyway.
You okay? So I had a dream last night that you became the new Stan Lee and started
doing cameos and movies as random low income workers. I'm not sure who that is.
And the chat kept gambling on what your next cameo job was going to be.
Who's that?
Stan Lee.
Oh yeah, I've seen him before.
The name didn't ring a bell though Yeah, I've seen that do before
Name didn't name didn't ring a bell though created Spider-Man wait Stanley created Spider-Man
Wait, that's crazy. Wait, bro got motion for real? You know how he is, bro? I do now that I've seen him!
He's dead, rest in peace.
That's crazy, bro got like super motion.
Bro might be motion.
He created a long-awaited idiot.
Dog, I'm not hinting at Marvel and Super Heroes.
Not bad for not knowing, dog.
Like what?
Yo, I hate everybody in this lot!
Yeah, chat. I don't think I'm getting a dub.
Chat, I don't think we're getting a dub tonight, dawg.
No joke. I don't think it's happening.
I don't think we're getting a dub tonight.
Don't lose hope. I'm starting to lose hope.
I thought the shooting star would be a beacon of good luck, but apparently it's not
Yeah, the shooting star cursed me
So y'all think the shooting star cursed me
Best fin boy here with the five gifted. Thank you. I think the shooting star cursed you boy for real like no joke
Hang on a water
You're already cursed true
It's cuz you don't have an aluminum hat on I see you like moving outside my door
You didn't have something to do with it
Yo ill with the five
How's your jaw today?
Oh, it's good now.
Close the curtains.
No, I ain't afraid no alien.
What's he gonna do?
Shoot me with a laser gun?
Good luck, bud.
Bro, go pull up, shoot me with a laser gun.
Yo, that's crazy.
Yo, put some drawers out, I can see under your shorts.
Who was that?
I tried it, I tried it, I tried it.
I'm crazy!
Oh, ho ho!
Shit, I'm scared there's aliens outside my crib.
Like, for real.
Who does knock on my door?
Yo
Wait, I gotta date it
Oh
So with the five
How many rounds we played I think it's like my fourth one or something right
Play nine trials three if you have yet pretty good short horror game, huh buddy
been played that you thought she's gonna come here and give me a horror recommendation that I ain't played yet good luck on that one buster
okay upright lantern is a hacker refund
up right Lantern literally instantly qualified that last match in 10 seconds and instantly
qualified right there. It's actually a hacker. If you don't believe me clip what just happened
and I'll actually prove it. He literally flew in front of me. Yeah, I knew he was hacking
because the ring one it qualified in like five seconds. I was like, wait, what? Maybe
there's some unknown tech but instantly qualified right there actually a hacker I
will prove it right here mass report it when I show you watch legitimately there
were the instant instantly qualified impossible look look here look here bud
Hey bud, look here bud. Hey bud, look here bud.
Watch.
Play nine tiles, see if you have any, you have a pretty good look.
So notice how the game starts literally right now, right?
Game starts.
Instantaneously qualified.
Like dog if you're gonna hack at least make it to where it's not the most blatantly obvious thing
I've ever seen in my life
And it did on the one after that too it did on the ring one too, and I let it slide cuz I was like thinking
Huh, maybe there's some kind of like tech. I don't know about no undeniable
Right Lantern
Up right lantern house, up right lantern.
Dog, my life's just flickered, dog, my life's just flickered, did y'all see that?
My life's just flickered, dude.
Wait, am I actually about to get abducted by aliens?
Stan Lee's coming for you, bro.
I never said nothing bad about Stan Lee.
I just said I wasn't sure who that was the first time I saw him.
Clip it, I ain't got time.
We're about to start.
I don't think we're getting a
dud at this point. This is
looking rough on us. This is
looking rough for us right here.
Keep it a stack with you. It's
looking bad on us.
with you. It's looking bad on us.
I can't move the case, don't you see how clean I'm on?
Oh Haley.
I fear it's not in the guards.
Wait, you have a chance.
No.
You try it out.
Wait, maybe that's trying to tell me something.
Maybe it was Hayley's comment that I saw.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Was that Haley's comment that I saw?
W song reference?
That's not a song reference.
It's a reference to the actual Haley's comment.
I
I
Yeah, straighten your band
We're good.
The hacker followed Lobby's way as the hacker in here too.
Wait, is the hacker in here?
Wait, what?
No way.
No, I don't see it.
Oh, it is.
It isn't here.
Yeah, I'm about to get off.
Refund him again.
Just wasting my time, bro.
Like actually just straight up wasting my time.
Like dog.
Why are you hacking in Fall Guys?
Why are you hacking in any game actually?
A ball pool, I could actually before you get on Spooky Time, low key.
I was straight crapping on dudes in A.
I'm going to do one more.
I'm going to do one more.
I'm going to do one more.
Straight crapping on dudes.
And I be crapping on dudes, let me tell you let me tell you right now, but
Mass report them we've got multiple hackers banned actually they'll hack one day everybody will mass report them and they won't come back
My knees water man
Can I get up a walk?
Bro, why does the wide screen make me look so big?
Bro, I really ain't even that big.
Golly, man.
That's ridiculous.
Stretch res make me look crazy up here.
I was looking at chat refund that I was looking at chat I'm so stupid
I'm so stupid what am I doing bro I was over looking at chat my fault my fault man
What am I doing bro?
Chat what am I doing man?
Please when I got one more every right here one more of me one more one more one more
one more.
My fault I was looking at chat that's on me chat my bad bro relax dude.
Watch y'all calm down a little bit. I said my fault man. Relax, bro. Calm down, dude.
Random success with the five. Thank you. What is this? Gwyn with the thousand bits.
Hey Kase have a job interview tomorrow? Do you have any advice?
Don't show up. No, I'm playing. Hey, just go in there be relaxed act like it's just another day, and it'll be all right
Just act like it's another day
There is not 20 people ahead of me, I've got this.
Look at these cattle just constantly weighing it down.
You'll get your hands off of these 30-pins.
Don't get off of it man, I ain't gonna make it.
I ain't gonna make it.
Don't put no, don't put no frown in the mode, yeah, I'm in it too.
Bam.
I am rude I say it again I meant every one of it I can't go out first round I
got one more in me bro I got one more in me dude I got one more in me one more
in me one more last one for real last one I think I love last one last one
right here for real dead serious last one bro last one chat I think I fell
off. Did I fall off? I might have fallen off. It is looking bad here. Like no joke ski, it's
looking bad ski. I'm a beef for real ski. Use another skin bro. Are you switched up?
It's just, it's just me. It's just straight up a meat thing at this point. I just suck.
It's terrible. It's the attitude. Well, how about this for attitude, JP? See you in six months.
And they don't give it to me again
What is that name? Thank you for the fire
Lord have mercy
I'm just gonna jump and make it.
I
I got to use the restroom.
You suck dude, shut up.
You got to use the restroom.
You suck dude, shut up.
War!
I'm sorry.
Look at fall guys now.
I completely fell off.
A ball, you ever do A ball in a spooky action?
Let me see, I'm about to cook somebody else.
Chad, what was the name of the website I used?
Dude, if you actually want to win Chad points,
vote yes, I'm about to cook anybody in sight.
Yo, deco with the fire.
What is this?
Hey, case I have a bad art block right now. Can the master give me any drawing suggestions?
Yeah, me ripped.
Yo bet, presets you are rain, W rain. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
Oh, we've got a problem.
I'm so sad about it. I'm going to be retired by them. What do you mean you're going for
Where are you going for 18 months?
Where are you going for 18 months?
No, wait a minute!
Philadelphia, I didn't mean where you were going, I meant what are you doing for 18 months?
an LD. What does that mean, Maddie? Mormon, what does that mean? You can't have no phone?
a mission trip. I don't know what that means. Like is it a mission to like recover something
or what do you mean by mission?
For a church, okay.
18 months, 18 months.
Yo, Matty, are you dead serious?
Are you dead serious, 18 months?
Like are you actually dead serious right now?
You're going to be gone up out of here for 18 months.
Like 18 of them.
That is two years.
What?
Okay, who cares now lol move on. There's 10 minutes. I'll sit here and talk about this
as long as I want to. I'm trying to figure something out. You simpleton. It's not a
I didn't say it was.
That was the only what they're talking about.
Well, you for real about 18 months, so you mean 18 months, you ain't going to be able
to stop in for like 10 minutes?
Like not even 10 minutes, you ain't going to be able to pop in?
I'm trying to fix something. I want y'all relax a little bit, bro.
Yo, Matty, you for real 18 months? 18 of them.
Okay, so it's a yeah, you know, I got that part, Maddie, but like, like it's 18, like
you're dead serious 18 months, 18 months, no, no case, no case, no case, no case,
So stream 18 months.
Yes, I have to leave my phone at home
Excuse me
Hold up excuse me. What did you just say?
What do you mean?
What about the iPad?
You can't pop in?
What if it's just a device that plays my stream?
What if we get you sent an iPad that just plays the stream?
Could you take that?
Cores white with the 10 get to
18 months
We know what that means I'm going for 18 months now. I'm getting off
You see what you done did Maddie
You see what you done did now everybody go now. I'm gone for 18 months. You go for 18 months
I'm gone then. I ain't gone. Peace. I'm gonna see y'all on how long is 18 months?
Yeah, you done did it now
18 months from now would be
April
Okay, let's just do 12 months from now would be March and let's add seven months at
April May June
I'm going to see y'all in October of 2027. Yeah. All right. I'm going to try. I'm going
to catch all of you going for 18 months. I'm going in. I'm going to catch all in October
for a 2027.
Peace.
You lying?
Oh, I was joking, but now you're daring me?
You're bluffing?
Yo, don't play with me.
You dead serious? You want me to come back in October 2027? You dead serious?
Say I won't.
Man, you lucky, bro.
You lucky, I don't even feel like it for real.
All right, Maddie, I'll let you slide.
I'll let you slide.
You've been following since December 26th of 2023, too.
Wow, you've been around for a hot minute.
Wow.
Wow.
24 seven pull is a side. I bet I'm about to straight up dookie on some dudes. Oh
Yeah, y'all better get ready to queue up come get this work real quick. What y'all talking about y'all about to get straight dude
Oh, yeah, I wish y'all would strange night
I mean, now, why did they get to break?
I'm locked.
I'm locked.
Big break.
Didn't get nothing in. This game sucks.
There was already a prediction loser.
Yeah I won this game.
Which one of y'all is it, Chad?
Okay.
I'm going to go Stripes here.
Okay.
All right.
Worst Stripes.
I'm gonna, I don't have an angle on the yellow ball.
What I could do, I'm just gonna do this.
I'm gonna go red to green in that pocket right there.
This should work.
It did work on the goat.
Okay.
Yeah, we're just gonna go purple right here.
And what I'm also gonna try to do with the purple,
I'm gonna try to go for two for one right here
if that's possible.
maybe go purple and ran into the same shot.
Dog, dog, dog, you better,
you better stop playing with me, dude.
All right.
I'm gonna go big power right here
and try to put it somewhere over here.
Okay, that did not happen how I wanted it to at all.
We could be in trouble here.
We are in trouble here.
I'm going to try to somehow get the nine in here.
If I do this, I deserve the win.
I almost got it.
It went into a pocket I didn't call though, but this game's worse up, so it gave it to me anyway.
Slop shot, I'll take it. Everybody needs a slop shot every now and then.
All right.
I'ma try to go boom, boom up in this pocket.
Hold on, let me move my thing.
I'ma try to go boom, boom up in here.
That didn't work.
Matter of fact, that went exactly how I didn't want it to.
There's no way this goober runs the table on me.
There's no way.
Yeah, this dude sucks.
Yeah, you suck.
What are you doing?
Wow.
You get two free slop shots.
Dog, if I lose this on some slop action, I'm...
Dude, if I lose this on some straight slop action,
some straight slop action I'm gonna tweak out for real what it what is your
plan here bud are you playing on your phone or something what was that
What is these turns? What are these turns?
Yo, what's taking you so long to turn it?
Bro, what?
You really are not going to give them a scratch?
What? How did it stop right there?
The momentum just stopped.
What?
Watch the game's going to get another slap shot right here.
That's what I thought.
In a perfect world
In a perfect world
In a perfect world I hit this and I get the cue ball to land somewhere around here and it's boom boom gg come on now I
Didn't hit it hard enough
I don't know the power in this, Chad I'm not gonna lose brother's no chance.
I'm dead serious. If there was a website where you have to call your pocket every
shot I would actually never lose. Is there a website for that that I don't
have to make an account on like this except you actually have to call your
shot? Because I would actually never lose. Yeah GG bud. You thought you had
me there for a minute. Tough. Tough. Full power. There we go. Let's just drop it in right
there nice and cozy GG what there's a stain game what a pool it's gotta be
better than this? What was that? The air lobe was there!
I'm gonna win, you're gonna scratch here. I still win, you're gonna scratch.
I still won. This is a scratch.
JJ, pay him up, I'll told you, I'll told you all this crap.
I told you!
Still undefeated, baby.
Okay, we got two solids in dog dog like what?
I might just have to go stripes.
I'm just gonna go stripes.
Put some backspin on it.
Clean, absolutely clean.
A little bit of power.
Clean, absolutely clean.
I'm gonna leave that red one there as long as I can,
because it's gonna be an easy shot no matter what,
unless it gets moved and I don't think it will.
Little bit of power.
Beautiful.
Okay, now is the point where I'm gonna go ahead
and hit the red ball in.
Okay, let's go ahead and do that here.
Little bit of power, I'm gonna go maroon.
I'm gonna go maroon with a crazy amount of power
and I want the ball to come down here and bust this up
so I can potentially get a green shot after.
Big power.
I sunk the eight ball, this game's garbage.
What's your favorite color your band that's my favorite color you're gonna try to ask me what my favorite color is after that just happened
That's the only way I'm a lose by the way that'd be the only way I'm a lose I'm dead serious
I'm so stupid it's yellow by the way and now yo what are these ads yo yo what is this ad
How can you be so bad LOL?
I would literally dog walk you if you queued up against me.
I'm so serious.
What are you talking about?
Yo, what is happening here?
My life just flickered again.
Big break.
Solid went in.
And there's no good shot on a solid here.
Look at this luck chat.
Okay, I'ma go for the orange.
That's fine.
I'm not mad at that.
We'll take that.
That's whatever.
I'ma get the perp in real quick.
Claimed perp is in.
Do I go for the blue or the maroon here?
I'm going to go for the maroon here.
Clean?
OK, see now we're in a bit of a pickle here.
Go for it.
Dude, dude, that's so nasty.
Oh, man.
That is so clean.
Okay, see now we have a bit of a problem.
I'm gonna try to get this yellow,
bounce off this pad and go up here.
That did not happen.
that was just that was rough that was just rough right there come on cut yeah
this dude sucks I won. Easy dub right here. Straight up, straight up easy dub right here.
Straight up. Ah, so you gave him multiple slot shots. Okay, cool. Great game. Great,
Great product, because you don't have to call your pocket!
You got anybodies something bud? Why'd that just snap like that?
Alright.
I need to make the most out of this. I need to end the game right here.
You know what? I could have chose a better shot.
Yeah, I could have chose a better shot. I deserved to lose.
You ain't gonna make this without scratching though.
You ain't gonna make this without scratching. You ain't me. I told you. I call it every
time, chat. Chat, what do you want me to say? I call it every single time, dude. This
This is rough.
This is very rough.
This is the move.
for a right pocket, G.J.
No scratch.
Be out of the fall!
I'm going to lose!
Bam!
You got lucky.
Bro, I called my pocket.
What do you mean?
I'm like these goobers I call my pockets.
What kind of break in position is this?
I wish these goobers had gamer tags so I could make fun of them.
I bet there's dudes names like Daniel or something.
a break. Break so bad I can't even play.
blue to orange. And I suck two of them. Get off me. That's what you get. Green to maroon.
It should be clear to go in there. Yes it was. I'm nasty with it. Huge. Do I have an
angle on this blue here. I do have an angle on this blue here. Chad, I do have an angle
on this blue here. Let it be. And I bumped my yellow a little bit, potentially opening
it up, I should have a shot on the perp. Perp, bottom right pocket. Okay, now the yellow
was a problem. Yellow top left pocket. I tried. I win these. Yo, Daniel, you're gonna have
to go crazy on it. Why are you doing frontspin Daniel? Oh my! Chad if I hit this on the goat,
top left pocket. I sunk the eight ball, I actually hate this disgusting game pay-a-ball.
Like I said, the only way that I am going to lose if I sink the eight ball, I just lost
to that.
I'm going again.
I had that big of a break and I didn't get nothing.
Are you dead serious?
Look out we got old Jennifer over here. Yeah Jennifer it's over. Yeah it's over Jen.
Shrike.
Clean.
I'm a disgusting loser.
Yellow off the pad into the oars down here. Send it.
I am actually the best!
Lord!
Full power look good to me
That was a lot of table right there tough that was a lot of table tough
That I'm cooking no good trying nerd
Perp in here. Huge. Oh my goodness. Refund it.
I was cooking two chats bro. I was cooking wasn't it?
Yo, what are these ads I'm getting by the way
Yo match me up against some serious contenders here. Why am I going up against this swap?
What are you doing? You think you're cool trying to reverse break bro
Let's be able to get somebody who actually has passion for the game get these scrubs out of here
Maroon I suck I got two slot shots though feels good
Oh, yeah, you done lost now. Oh, GG. They gave me a slop shot. Oh, oh
Man
That'll do it
That'll do donkey that'll do
That'll do
No, I had an angle crew chat.
I had one.
No, no, I got to do something drastic.
If I hit this, I'm ending the stream.
One ball top middle pocket.
No, almost.
I don't rub with the T and W rub with the T and...
Do something with it.
Yeah, you're cooked.
I can just tell by the way you shot that, you're cooked.
Yeah, you're cooked.
You better hope I don't get the ball back. It's over.
Wow. What was that? And you scratched?
We're going to do this number right here. We're going to go dead ahead. We're going to put a
little bit of backspin on it. Not too much power. It should backspin to this area. Boom. I suck
get everything I should still have an angle though I do there's a chance I
scratch yeah pay him up you suck pay him up who's next who's next pay him up
come on man I'm going to lose again who's who's next dude check come on they
I'm going to just leak my data card.
Dog, I was about to say, does it take an act of Congress
to hit one in?
We got stripes.
So you know what that means.
We are not being stripes.
Okay, I shouldn't scratch. Here I'm going top right.
absolutely clean. We're going
13 ball next 13 ball next.
You know what's play apex with
you. Yeah, GZ asked me earlier
but I actually uninstalled
there earlier. I would have
been I would have played with
him earlier. I didn't know
GZ was going to play again
out of and on with him.
Pre-shake the invite though.
Go clean. I just sold myself.
just sold myself.
Now the average pool player could look at this situation and be like, oh man darn, I'm
cooked.
But the pro mind sees this and sees an opportunity.
So what's going to happen right now is not only is the maroon ball going to hit the
the yellow ball in this pocket. The cue ball is going to shoot up here, hit the 11 ball
that's going to bounce and go in this pocket. Watch.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah, Ben everybody that laugh
Yeah, this dude slots out one let's go
Why'd you want to sell apex?
Because jinky because jinky jinky scoop because jinky I said it again because jinksy tweaked out last night.
And I thought he was never going to play it again.
And I didn't have enough room to download my horror games today.
So I was like, well, jinx, he's never going to play this again.
So I uninstalled it so I could have room to install my horror games.
Because judging from last night when he took his shirt off and got almost
button. I thought he was never touching that game again. Jinky Scoob. This a free
dub by the way. Chat this dude sucks. Oh yeah, you some garbage. You might as well
go ahead and give me the ball now. It's over with. Case like Granny, they added
new modes? No they did not. No they did not. Are you dead serious? No they didn't. What
you talking about? Are you lying?
What are what are y'all talking about? What mode?
Subliminal subliminal comes out tomorrow and you better know I'll
be all over that.
I'll be all over that like why don't rice and a glass of milk
on a paper blatant snowstorm, buddy.
I'll be all over that.
Yo, TV and with the five.
Major pain, that was a major pain reference.
That always stuck with me when he said that.
He said, I'm gonna be all over you
like white on rice and a glass of milk
a paper plate in a snowstorm. I just lost. This dude's uh you better hope I never find out your
day in my stream. I'm going till I lose one more time. I can't go out on a loss. Go until I lose
one more time. We're getting on to the town. What did they add on granny? Are y'all serious?
Are y'all for real?
Tell me what it is, chat!
Man, bad everybody in here, I gotta focus up.
I can't lose two in a row.
Granny has longer arms, bro, that sounds terrible.
Yeah, let's go I'm about to run the table. I actually know I'm not gonna run the table because that break sucks
Wonder who broke it
We're going solids here chat this is the move
Trust
Now you may see that I you may think that I don't have an opportunity here
that you would be wrong. Orange into this pop-right pocket.
TOLD YOU!
Lucky, I'm literally calling my pockets!
great maroon
I have a shot on the purple but I'm not gonna take it instead I'm gonna go for
the yellow down here bottom mid yeah the physics engine in this game is broken
Yeah, the physics, the physics engine in this game is absolutely broken, chat. Let me tell
you. There is something weird going on here.
Big coat not actually is for real.
I'm chat. We're winning this though. There's no chance I get the table ran on me with only got two left. We're good, dude
We are good
Will you ever play the next garden of band band no
The last one made me so that man, I didn't even play the most recent one. I'll never play again
Who are you playing some nerd from my chat? They're getting cooked right now. They're
taking forever between shots knowing they're going to lose. Like, bro, come on with it.
That's my uncle playing.
Hey, tell your uncle to throw, bro.
Come on.
You're getting so lucky, man.
Look at that roll.
What a miracle.
Well, no, I think I'm good here.
I think I'm good here.
Yeah, y'all cropped for a subliminal tomorrow, bro.
We've been waiting for that game for so long.
It finally drops tomorrow, dawg, literally.
We have been waiting for subliminal for so long.
Don't you dare give him a slap shot, clean.
All right, let's make something happen here.
Preferably I want to get the purple in, preferably.
I do that. I appreciate you. We're gonna get the yellow in here, but we're gonna be in trouble for the A ball. I'm gonna try to get some
sideswipe action.
8 ball bottom right bottom right pocket
that was so tough that was such a tough shot bro that was such a tough shot
You know, happy birthday, Tucker.
You're cooked here.
There's nothing you can do.
I won.
Let's go.
I won.
Let's go.
We're good.
Check.
Check this is a dub unless they get a slot shot right here.
That's a G.J.
Hey, I know what Spooky's at, but I'm going to my lose next game I lose the Spooky's.
I gotta go to my lose.
Can't hear no to dub.
What you talking about?
Let's go!
Pool shark.
I just had a brain hemorrhage almost.
Oh
I thought I was dead. I thought I was dead. I thought I was having a brain hemorrhage right there
I'm good. I'm bad y'all good. I'm back. I'm good
I'm back I'm good buster yeah you're cut yeah you're cut come on come on let's get
Get this shot done! Come on!
Finally! Good Lord!
Oh my goodness, it's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
I'm crazy. I'm crazy.
No!
Wreck room is shutting down is it really? Wreck room is shutting down. I got on
Wreck room one time in the one lobby I went into there was a million people
screaming at me.
Did you dead serious just give them that slot shot?
Oh there mine that was me.
Oh, that's beautiful, all right.
GG, bud.
I'm just too nasty with it.
I'm just too nasty with it.
I'm just too nasty.
I mean, if I don't ever lose when I reveal a split, I'm going to do one more winter
lose here, because if I keep going until I lose, it's going to be all night.
One more right here. Last one. Let's go. Clean. Last one. Clean. Clean. What do you mean?
Wait, what do you mean? Welcome back. It's their shot. Wait, what do you mean? Wait,
Wait, what are you talking about?
What
What what do you mean welcome back at third shot? What are you trying to say?
Am I am I tripping?
You're not making that one, okay.
It was a glitch.
So did they actually hit something in on the break and it just didn't register?
Is that what I'm gathering?
If I get the ball, I'm going to win anyway, so it no matter.
No, it's a hacker chat.
There's no way there's a hacker in here.
Is there even hacks for this name?
How would that even...
We'll see right here.
If they get the ball back right here, it was a hacker.
If not, it was just a glitch.
Quackity just re-subbed for 23 months. They gave him a slot shot. I won. Pay him up.
Pay him up! I won! Quackity just subbed for 23 months in case. Oh, I bet my mortgage on you winning.
Please don't do this to me. Well, guess what, Quackity? You just won points because I won!
Okay, last one. Dead serious. I didn't even get to shoot the ball that game. Last one right
here last one this is it and then let's go big strike big strike big strike big
right big stripe big stripe this will work read into orange top right I suck
I'm not going to get everything.
Yeah, I won. Yeah, I won. Get out of here.
Yep. Free dub!
I
BAN everybody. BAN everybody. BAN literally everybody. Like BAN them all. Like everybody.
Everybody deserves to be banned right now.
Do you deserve to be banned, Chad?
Just own up to it if you do.
Just own up to it if you do.
Come on.
Do you deserve it?
Do you know what time it is though?
But do you know what time it is right now?
Do you know what time it is?
It's spooky time.
What time?
Spooky time
What time?
What time?
Spooky time don't play with me
What time?
Spooky
I've seen a good one
That I downloaded I
Also want to continue Annabelle's corner store, but this game look good so we can pick up Annabelle's
I'm still gonna play Annabelle's corner store this week
Should I play should I play a random scary game chat that I see?
It look good
My screen just went black GG
We need a spooky time emote wait do we not have one
Is there no spooky time emote
Do the spooky time emote
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Put the spooky time emote in the chat.
Chat, it's not that swirking emote, bruh.
watch y'all grow up y'all gonna have to grow up right here because it's spooky
time y'all better grow up right now because it is my life's a slicker y'all
better grow up right now buster because it is spooky time up in here indeed no
doubt about it
GG.
you
you
you
you
you
I got my Dopey on cause it's Spooky Time!
I swore it here!
I swore!
It is!
Spooky Time.
Name of this game is the Ritual Static.
Do I have absolutely any idea what that means?
No, I absolutely do not have any idea what that means.
But what I do know is that it's Ritual Static.
right right that's it you're not answering the question no facecam game
game it's over. No face cam game. I've had it. I've had it. Yeah, that's right. No face
game. Yeah, can't do nothing about it. I've made my decision. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Whatever. Pre-fire this sensitivity right here. There's like photos over the settings.
That's kind of clean. Pre-fire the sensitivity. Let's go like that right there and do that
right there. There we go. Ritual static. Enter the house. Okay. I'm entering the
house. And by the house, I mean, I can see absolutely nothing at all. Hello? I can't see
see nothing. What's this? I recognize this game from somewhere. Hallway House. Star
Game. I can't start the game, it won't let me click it. This is kind of, uh, creepy.
I don't know what...
Uh, green?
How do you click it?
I can't click it.
Oh, do you feel comfortable in your house?
Like in real life?
Are you asking?
If you're asking real life, yeah, I'm comfortable over here.
Yes.
Do you have good dreams at night?
I never dream.
Not in a lot.
Oh, now I can move my mouse.
You are standing in a dark room, a light hangs from the ceiling, a door stands in the corner
and a bed is set against the far wall.
I would probably open the door?
Why y'all asking me this?
There's no door in the room.
Well, that's not fair, you just said there was.
You're standing in a dark room, a light hangs from the ceiling, a door stands in the corner, and a bed is set against the far wall.
You took away the option for the door. I guess sleeping in the bed?
There's no bed in the room.
This quiz is a scam!
Turn off the light.
There's no light in the room. Okay, Tee hee, buddy. Tee hee, funny joke.
You're standing in a cold room. A fan hangs from the ceiling. A lamp sits on the floor and a valve is just from the far wall. Just from the far wall.
Turn off the fan. Let me guess. There's no fan in the room. Ha! Imagine that one, Buster.
Turn off the lamp, but there's no lamp in the room.
You're standing in a lonely room, a valve jumps from the far wall.
Turn the valve, but there's not going to be a valve in the room.
Wait, what?
You turned the valve, the room moans.
Wait, what?
You're standing in a long dark hallway.
The hall splits left and right for a long time ahead of you.
Light spills from an open door.
Y'all know the method, Chad.
Y'all know the method? Always. Go left. Always.
You walk for a very long time until the hall splits again. Left or right? Left again.
I'm assuming, I'm assuming you can't do that. Let's just enter the room.
Who was that standing over there?
The door opens into a concrete room, a static television sits on the floor, a valve juts
from the wall, a man sits in the corner facing the wall.
There's an option to quit the game.
All humor you though, watch the TV.
The man is squirming.
Where'd he go?
Oh!
Oh!
Who is that?
Oh!
Hey buddy, Bad Dream's saying here,
who are you?
What are you?
do you like my little appearance there I bet I'm hardly recognizable in my
birthday get up is that a spike collar
I dreamt I was watching a movie it was a horror film I think
The room was dark and filled with corners.
For there too pal, I wonder what this room will look like when it's all corners.
Anyways, this is just the backstage stuff, but next time you see me it'll be the real deal.
Good night buddy, did you just call me buddy?
I'ma go to bed.
Can I wake up with some lights on please? This is creeping me out. Please. Let me wake up with some lights on
Life
That's exactly what I needed.
So I was just in my bedroom the whole time.
Huh.
Well, alright then.
Why are you touching the window when we walk up to it?
Is it that serious?
Yo, we must be in a big old house
because look how high up we are.
We like on a fourth floor or something, godly.
Do I live in this house alone or am I like,
do I live with people?
Okay, let's go outside.
Oh, this house creepy.
I could hear the phone ringing down the hall.
Is that my job to answer that?
Hello?
Do I live alone here?
Obviously, I don't.
This is somebody else's room.
Hello?
Bathtub?
We walk around with a video camera.
What are we doing?
Ain't no way you just wake up, walk around with a video camera.
Bro's vlogging.
Bro, where is the phone at? Who stays in here?
Lord have mercy. Let me go answer the phone.
Do I live in this house alone?
Hey sleepyhead, good morning or should I say good afternoon?
I took everyone to check out the new place. Oh, I would have woken you but you were sleeping so well
Oh, so we must be moving out of this house into a new house and everybody left and didn't wake me up
I appreciate him for that not gonna lie
Appreciate them
Anyways, we're just settling in unpacking a few boxes all gonna pick you up tonight, but can you do me a favor first? No
We need pictures of everything we want to sell online.
No use bringing all that junk with us.
I left my old camcorder downstairs in the kitchen table with a list of everything we
want to sell.
I'll give you a call later to check how things are going.
Good luck, pal.
So you left me at home trying to say that, oh, we didn't want to wake you up and take
you with us.
But you really wanted me to stay home so you want me to take pictures of everything.
You gonna call me pal too.
Why are we moving out of this house?
Is there a reason?
Dude, why are we moving out of this house?
This place is huge.
Look at the big old walk-in closet.
Ah!
Somebody took a dodo.
All right, downstairs,
camcorder with a list of everything
I gotta take pictures of, I guess, to sell.
You know this house is huge. Oh
My goodness actually that's probably why they're wanting to sell it because it's house just straight up too big
Is that our family right there? Is that us?
That's us
How nice
Too early to watch anything turn them lights on you never know what's gonna happen
Oh, there's flies flying around the dog slash cat food
So I need to take a picture of the guitar
Shovel bike teddy bear and dog collar
Wait, why are we selling a dog collar? Did we get rid of the dog?
Yo gorf with the team get the W gorf with the team get the
Walk outside. Oh
This is why are we selling this place?
This is a vibe ski
Where do we live that we live in the back rooms or something no neighbors no nothing
Okay, there's a shovel I'm gonna have to take a picture of let me go grab the camcorder real quick
Alright we grab the camcorder you can zoom in by holding the left now the left right
I can zoom in by holding the left-right mouse button.
Once zoomed in, I can take a picture by pressing the left mouse button.
When taking a picture of the right item, it will disappear and play a confirmed sound. Got it!
Why are we grabbing another camcorder for Ornicarian 1? I have no idea.
The last picture taken is stored and it can be viewed by pressing Tab.
I should test it on the base.
Oh, we're gonna take a picture of stuff. There's gonna be something creepy, huh?
Okay, we're testing it on the vase. It's 2003 in this game, by the way.
Okay, that was kind of creepy.
THAT'S A TERRIBLE PICTURE!
We ain't gonna be able to sell nothing!
Alright, this house is huge dude.
Oh my goodness.
Look at the garage.
What is this room?
What is this room?
This crawl space is deep and I remember I can hold it.
What is up with this?
Why is this here?
Well, there's the dog collar I need to take a picture of.
those names, Benny. Did we get rid of Benny? That's a good picture. That'll sell real quick.
Clean picture. All right. Let's go back and look at the list again real quick and see
what everything I need to take pictures of this chat. I've got that crawl space right
there is creeping me out. I'm be real with y'all. Let me go look at the list. All
All right, dog collars done, teddy bear bike.
That's cool.
Guitar shovel, okay, I saw the shovel outside.
Let me go do that real quick.
All right, recap.
We're home alone.
Our family went to go look at a new house
and they want me to take pictures of stuff
around the house that they wanna sell.
So I'm doing that.
And I'm sure something creepy is gonna happen.
Shovels on the list, that's not a good picture.
That's a good picture.
Beautiful, is it good?
Oh, that's a good picture of that shovel right there.
Let's go.
All right, what's next?
Close that.
guitar bike teddy bear chat remember that guitar we're looking for I saw the bike in the garage
let's go take wait what is this room can't leave all that's the outside okay the bikes in here
let me take a picture of it and then we just need guitar and teddy bear after that ain't nobody
gonna buy this this goofy bike ain't even got no pillow yet does anybody gonna
buy this bike let's make it a good picture we're selling this stuff that's a
good picture dude tell me you wouldn't see that be like you know what I'm
buy that just because the things are so good all right all we need now was teddy
bear guitar which we need to find both of those items I'm assuming they might be
upstairs I probably saw them it is didn't think about them
okay this house huge we still in this thing for at least 1.5 million maybe
be too many this house okay that's not gonna be in here close myself in help
all right two more chat guitar teddy bear the guitars downstairs what it
was it really? Teddy bear guitar. Okay nothing in here.
Alright open this up.
Okay not in my room. Are they both downstairs?
It's a little too quiet around here huh? I'm kind of getting kind of getting
uncomfortable a little bit. It's a little too quiet. Make sure to let me alone in this big old house. I'm not gonna lie. It's creepy.
As if it couldn't have gotten more creepy.
Are you joking?
Dog what?
Is this a basement?
Please stop.
What's happening?
happening. Oh, it's so dark. Oh, my. Uh-uh. No. Uh-uh. I am glad we're selling this house
now. Get me out of there. There better not be something down there. I gotta take a picture
of that is so creepy dude
it's hard to be there are they gonna be downstairs there's nothing else on this
floor chat Lord have mercy I don't want to go down there I think I'm gonna have
to go to the kids room for the teddy bear. I didn't see a kids room anywhere. Was it upstairs?
Dog, I can guarantee you there's gonna be an item I have to get out of there.
The crib room? There was a crib room? Where?
Is it on this floor? There's a room missing. Quit playing. A room is missing. Wait, quit
playing. You better stop playing. Chat. No, there's, there's no crib room. Did I see
a crib room? Are y'all dead serious? See if I have a clip of me first walking out.
I bet there's not one.
Maybe it's this clip, the life clip.
We want, um, just be in a look how we like it on top.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, no, no, no, let me see, no, no!
What?
Hello?
What? There's a room missing!
There's supposed to be a room at the end of the hall!
You're my tweaking.
What?
It's not there!
What?
What?
Yeah, yeah, I see why we're selling the house.
I see why we're selling the house. How am I supposed to take a picture of the teddy bear if I can't get in there?
What?
What is wrong with this house?
I'm gonna go to the basement just to look around.
I do not like it down here in the basement, I do not like it at all.
This basement's huge. Oh my goodness. It's Pinocchio.
The teddy bear's right there, but where's the guitar?
Okay, take a picture.
He's right behind me, isn't he?
dog this game has no business being this creepy no business
calm down calm down that is so creepy dude
All right, so I said guitar by the stairs. Is that true?
I don't see it. That still doesn't explain why did that room disappear chat?
That is crazy.
All right, we're looking for a guitar now. That's all we have to take a picture of is a guitar.
Step out here take a breather for a minute life.
Go back up and check if the rooms are there now.
Since you took a picture of the teddy bear, you're right.
I'm going to go do that.
Just game chat. What is this, bro?
Alright, I'm gonna go look back upstairs.
I hope like the lights or something don't go out. I would actually be tweaking.
Hello?
No.
Check that room is still gone.
It is still gone.
Why did that room disappear?
That is so creepy.
Turn off the camera and it'll come back.
I don't think there's a way to turn off the camera though.
That's the thing.
I don't think there's like an ability to turn it off.
You know what I'm saying?
Another room is gone now? What room?
Shaq, come on, bro, don't play with me!
Is the guitar in our room by chance?
No?
Empty houses have such an airy vibe, yes, especially big giant ones where rooms disappear.
Like this one, for example.
Why is the guitar in the shower?
I'm glad I randomly decided to check it.
This is not going to sell.
I hear the phone ringing out of the ward.
Leave that open.
Okay.
Can they come back home already?
I don't like being in this house by myself.
Hey honey, did you take pics of everything I asked?
Good job, pals.
Can you stop calling me now?
I think of it, there's plenty more junk to sell. You know what? I've got my hands
full with these two anyway. Why don't you just stay the night there? What? Wait,
what? By myself in this giant house? Yo, our room disappeared upstairs. I'm not
staying in here. What if I wake up in my room disappeared and I'm like stuck
in a room forever?
I'll pick you up tomorrow we can get you settled before your big day.
Go downstairs and watch a bit of TV before bed it'll help you relax I promise.
You cannot be doing this to me.
It's dark.
Casey, I'll put the five, thank you.
It's dark.
Chat, it is dark dog.
How to get dark so fast.
I'm turning every light in the house on every single light switch and I see I'm
making sure it's on there is no way to be comfortable in this big of a house by
yourself I'm sorry there's just no way to it's too much light turn this light
on I don't care if I'm watching TV turn on I can't
yay TV time
Yeah.
We're not even watching anything.
Is that a peanut butter ad?
Okay.
Oh, wildlife channel, it's some horse action.
Look at him, it's some horse action.
We're falling asleep we fell asleep J.J.
Please tell me we woke up in this day light wouldn't that be great?
Why was that on the PC in my room?
Wait, did we actually make it to the next day?
That's a scam, that is a scam, 899 a pound.
Dog what?
Who's buying peanut butter by the pound? You'd be surprised.
Sorry to move with the left controller steak.
Wait, there's no way you're putting tank controls in this. Are you dead serious?
Wait, bring it back to first person right now.
What are you doing?
I will quit this game. You better bring it back to first person.
dog what is this resident evil
what is this a train
I was a little when we were having a party what is this lore
I couldn't see the guests but I could hear them around the corner.
I thought they were hiding in my bedroom. Who?
Their voices were quiet like they were whispering to themselves.
I made a wrong turn somewhere I tried to turn around my feet kept sliding forward I actually
can't turn around. It won't let me. That's crazy.
What?
It's so dark.
I'm in my room.
Wait, I'm in my room, but I swear the layout's changed. It did.
My room was not shaped like this.
Why's the closet empty? Hello?
I think the phone is ringing.
Buddy, all the rooms have disappeared.
There's no rooms.
This has to be a dream, right Chad? It has to be.
We're about to get the most horrific jump scare of all time.
Where is this phone at?
I am so scared.
I am so scared.
Hiya, buddy. Can you do me a favor?
The show is starting soon, but we don't have any props for our costumes.
It's too dark and we hate the dark. Will you take some pictures for us?
Not when it's dark like this!
Get to work!
The wall just closed in behind me. What's happening?
Can we please turn some lights on? I do not like this. I can't see nothing.
Please help.
Okay, we're in the bathroom. Why are we in the bathroom? There's no mirror.
What?
Chad, this is 100% a dream, right? 100%? It's gotta be.
Own some straight back rooms vibes.
What is that?
They're getting more in the bathtub again.
What?
Wait, this looks like the real house now.
No it does not, never mind.
What is going on here? I can't see nothing. Oh Lord G.G. G to the G. Ski.
You know W. G. G. though this is creepy. I hear somebody breathing. I hear
something. What am I hearing?
What is that?
What is that?
I am so scared.
I can hear him barking through the walls.
Who?
Benny?
Benny!
Where are you at?
I can hear him barking through the walls. Who? Benny?
Benny, where are you at?
Well, imagine a concept where the family came home,
but the room that we were in disappeared and were like permanently
permanently stuck in some back room style thing within the cursed house but we
can still hear him looking for us spoilers bro that was an assumption that
was a theory what is that oh that's the bike except it's giant this time let me
I'm gonna take a, what is that, an old home video?
I'm gonna take a picture of the bike
when it pops back up.
This is so creepy, dude.
Got it, got it.
Okay, there's multiple different ways to go now,
it looks like.
I'm gonna go, I'm going in here, I guess.
I thought that was a person for a second chat, no joke.
There's a computer monitor that's in the rocking chair.
I want to hear a story, it's sad, but all good stories are and this one's funny too.
We were sitting on the porch after a good night, gone rotten, and she just kept rocking
back and forth.
I think she was crying, but she might have been dreaming and her eyes were open,
but I don't think she was like, singing.
That wasn't funny at all.
I personally don't think that was funny.
We sat there for what seemed like hours to watch the moon crawl out,
just a sliver around the edge of a tree branch.
The moon was so bright, I felt like the star of a musical
that you ain't the main character, buddy.
The kind with a long cane and droopy hat.
She started talking but I couldn't understand the words like she was speaking that's in the secret language of the rocking chair.
Who is she? Who are we talking about here?
We sat there for a scene like our, oh you already said that my man.
I thought that was a different scene if you're gonna take something else.
I was just starting to wonder the last time I saw a star in the sky when the rocking stopped.
I turned my head and she was staring straight at me and her eyes were glittering a thousand colors. I never felt more in love
But I blinked and it was gone. Her eyes were dark like the bottom of a basement stairs when the lights are on
That's rather creepy if you ask me
I'll tell you I burst a gut when I realized we weren't looking at the moon. It was a streetlight y'all y'all was on drillers or something
Oh, the shovel!
Got it.
What?
Wait, what?
Me? Me? No, uh-huh.
You got me messed up with stroma.
Me in there? No, uh-huh.
Okay. Hey.
I'm back in a crib.
I'm back in a crib.
What's up with the reflections?
Oh no, we're going back to the basement, Gigi.
Oh Lord Gigi.
Lord!
Wait, the teddy bear is down in the basement hot chat.
That's the last item, I think.
So we're retaking all the pictures.
Is it just mirrors or way more stairs going down here than there was in the real basement?
Oh my goodness, it's so dark.
Bro, it is so dark down here.
Who will I switch?
Oh, it was already on. Well, wait to ti-
Hey pal, long time no see.
I may your wonder where the teddy bear is, Will.
I know who to ask.
Sometimes if you're really still and quiet, the house will speak to you.
Can you be a good boy and go sit in that chair in the corner?
Hey, you better relax!
Make sure you close the door and turn off the lights first. I'll know if you peek.
You're probably gonna hear some nasty stuff while your back is turned,
but I need you to wait so you can hear a chime before you turn the flashlight back on.
Okay, I guess.
Door closed, light off, sit down, turn the flashlight off.
What?
Please play the time so they can turn it back on.
That was a time I'm turning it back on.
Am I?
Am I alive?
Oh!
You are lying!
There's the teddy bear!
The phone's ringing again.
GG.
It's gotta be upstairs.
Yo, W gang, though, Chathreel.
This is creepy.
You know I've never felt at home here.
Anytime I'm alone in a room, it's like everything outside stops existing
like the house is holding its breath.
There's this sense of separation like I'm watching myself in an old movie or a dream.
Do you think the house can dream?
I guess this one can.
I wonder what it thinks of when everyone is sound asleep.
Do you think the walls flush and twist when nobody's around to see?
Do you think it swallows the doors like broken?
Yes it does.
I saw it.
A room disappeared.
I've seen it.
Sorry, buddy.
I'm rambling.
Why don't you head off to bed?
I'm rambling. Why don't you head off to bed?
I'll be keeping an eye on the birthday boy. Who is that? Is that me?
I'll gladly go to bed though. Rid me of this nightmare. My room's gone.
How do you expect me to go to bed when my room's not there?
Excuse me?
Is it down here maybe?
Yeah, how am I supposed to go to bed? My room's not there.
You need to bring my room back for me to go to bed, Buster.
Maybe I take a picture of the wall.
No?
How do you want me to go to bed, I got no bedroom no more is gone.
By the living room?
Oh, in here.
Please let us wake up at any day time, please.
Please.
How could you even sleep in here?
I have no idea.
Let's go that was all just a dream the house is going to be normal now
Is it normal I can't tell
There's a tree missing outside there was two trees yesterday
No the house is not normal this room is gone now but this room is back
What the whole layout's different.
It's like it was when we were.
What?
Oh no.
Well look who finally got out of bed.
I swear one of these days you're going to sleep so late early dark when you get up.
Been there.
I swung by this morning to grab some more stuff,
but there's still so much junk in there.
Why don't you go ahead and take some more pictures for me, pal?
If you can keep yourself busy for a few hours,
I'll swing by tonight and grab you.
Get to work, buddy.
This is ridiculous.
How did you come back and not realize
that the house has changed?
Look, oh, you grabbed some stuff,
but that doesn't explain the room missing.
You know what I mean?
You grabbed some stuff, but let me hear.
That's messed up.
All right, what do we need?
Globe playing cards clock puppet telescope got it chat got it. I remember seeing the globe already. I know where to do that at
Playing cards telescope
What else?
Playing cards telescope
What else to say, Chad? I'm tweaking. Dude, I'm calling 9-1-1. I don't even know if 9-1-1 could save us at this point.
I know where the globe is. Let me go back up top for the globe. Puppet? Wait, was there a puppet in the basement? There was, wasn't there?
Wait, let me check up in the attic real quick. I didn't know it existed until right now. Please don't be dark up here.
It's not there's the telescope
Lane that was not a good picture. That's not gonna sell. I'm so sorry. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry
Glow playing cards clock telescope puppet, okay, I remember where the I
Remember where the globe is the globe is in this room right here
clean
Wait, was that not a good picture either? Okay, that was a good picture. Wow
Okay, anything in here?
What's all left now?
We got the globe telescope.
All we need now is playing cards, puppet, playing cards and puppet, right?
That's it.
Just playing cards and puppet.
Yes.
And a clock, my bad, yeah, a clock too.
I farted, Kase, please help, buddy.
What you want me to do about that?
I can't help you.
Oh, blank arms.
Got those done.
Now, all we need is clock and a puppet.
And we know for a fact that the puppet is downstairs.
In other words, we're dead.
Help them?
I can't help.
What you mean?
How you gonna help them?
the water here again. The basement layout has changed. There's the puppet though.
Got the puppet. All we need now, Chad, is the clock. Have y'all seen one?
Let me see. Look for a clock. Has this changed again?
Chad, the house changed again.
it literally just changed again wait those are the pictures that I just took
Oh, there's the clock.
The phone is ringing.
You don't get me out of this house right now.
The house is completely going to close in on us.
Hey, honey, out of the pictures turning out.
Good job, Powell.
I know I said I'd grab you tonight, but the house is almost cleared out now.
Why don't you stay there again tonight?
You can have your own little sleepover.
I'll come get you tomorrow.
tomorrow we can spend your big day together just you and me go watch a bit
of TV you actually got to be fisting me right now again
don't leave me again
the house is closing in on me literally
It's so over.
Hey, old parents, that's what I'm saying.
What is going on here?
Oh, it's one of these scenes again?
I gotta use the restroom real quick while this is playing.
Let me know if something happens.
Let me know if something happens!
The rolling countryside of New England with its rugged seacoast town
reminds us of the old world from West Hampton, America.
The rolling countryside of New England with its rugged seacoast town
reminds us of the old world from West Hampton, America.
Do you think they have one also?
We good?
What's going on buddy just fall asleep already I'm starting to get creeped out here no joke
okay there we go wash your hands on everything I love I did I ain't lying either dead serious
Let us just wake up as if nothing happened.
Okay, that's straight cinema right there. Hello?
We're going to have another bad dream again.
At this point, I don't even know if it's a dream though.
Life though, right there, not gonna lie.
Please let us wake up in the daytime, please.
Don't let it be dark again.
No!
What is that noise?
I can barely see anything.
Okay.
I'm hearing a whole bunch of noise action
And I can actually barely see anything at all here, Chad.
Lord have mercy.
The phone's ringing.
Who could it be?
Who could it be?
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Where is this from, Matt?
There it is, found it.
Hey, buddy, happy birthday!
Yay, it's our birthday, yeah!
We know it's your big day, but we need a quick favor.
We were hiding behind the walls to surprise you, but we didn't got stuck.
We're happy here, but we wish our stuff was with us.
Can you take some pictures of them?
If you're a good boy, we can even cut your cake after, ha ha.
Is the floor rising?
Check the floor's limit rising.
Wait, what's happening?
Dog, I cannot see and hear whatsoever.
Wait, this is like unbelievably dark. Like unbelievably dark.
Dude, borderline disgustingly dark.
Borderline insanely dark.
Borderline putridly dark.
Borderline pfft dark.
Up in here.
Okay, there's a little bit of light. Thank you so much for that.
Thank you. Hello, lamp.
What's the lamp doing?
Why you making that noise?
Thank you for guiding me, I guess, wherever we're going.
What are you saying?
Is this lamp sentient?
Dude, does it have to be this dark?
Like, I actually can't see nothing.
Does it have to be this dark?
Ooh, the globe!
Got the globe!
What's next?
I'm cooking lamp to listen
what's that lamp talking about okay I can't go in here
yo just like 1% more brightness would be would go a long way here
something like yeah like that right there what are we looking at now
that's a lot better I'm gonna keep it a stack with you that's a lot better
Thank you so much for that. I'll back into the attic
One percent well, you know more like 15 percent, but it's better though. I mean it's and it's better
It's a telescope up here
Yo dog, this is like unplayably dark I cannot believe how dark it is I
Can't see nothing
Oh my goodness, I'm lost.
You have bad vision.
Did you really just say that?
I just walked off the map, I think, hold up.
Turn the brightness up, I did.
Yo, we need some night vision goggles or something!
Dude, how do you expect me to take a picture or something up here?
Oh my goodness, I can't... I can't see!
That did nothing.
This has to be the place to go, right?
It has to be.
This has to be it.
It has to be, right, Chad?
Wait, there's something up here now that I couldn't see before.
Oh my goodness, we found it.
It's been...
What?
Did that not count?
Oh, we have to look now.
Is this all there is?
House.
Small house.
No house.
There's two items dying. Two more.
There's two items dying. Two more.
Chat, we're locked right now. Tell me we ain't locked. Right now.
Tell me. Tell me.
Tell me. Tell me why!
There's the clock.
Time to take a picture.
Get in here.
Y'all get it though, right?
get it? There's the clock. Time to take a picture. Do you get it? Do you get it? I sure hope so.
Computer.
House of cards are gay. Okay. You're sending a dark hall walk forward. Table head.
Cards on the table pick up the cards choose a day
a day of tragedy what's that supposed to be
a room of just corners something very important was lost today it's time for bed wait what
A day of fun.
Dinner plates are clattering.
The dog is working far away.
It's time for bed.
A day of work.
Oh, that's, I'll see y'all's worst time there right there.
Fingers clutching icons in the door.
Sweat crawls down their back.
It's time for bed.
What is this game?
a day of rest. You exhale and feel the walls exhale with you. The carpet's never felt softer.
It's time for bed. You're standing in the hall. The cards are all gone. Walk forward. You reach a dead end. There's no cards left. Always turn left!
You're standing at the front of the staircase you cannot see the bottom.
I would personally walk up here with you but I think for the sake of the game you're supposed
to go down the stairs so we're going to go down the stairs.
There's no up, there's no cards, it did not hit, well, go down, go down, continue walking.
Something's standing at the foot of the stairs, take a look, jump scare, prepare yourself!
What?
I'm running.
I'm running.
What happened?
I'm running.
Hello?
And I'm running from something.
The cords.
Is that the last item?
I'm running for something.
The cords.
Is that the last item?
I think that was the last item.
Let's go.
We're good.
Made my first quarter meal channel points today.
was you believe in, though? That's the question.
That's the question. Did you get the quarter meal? Believe in or was you not
believe that's the real question?
Because I need to know.
Okay, the chair.
I'm hearing some noise. What's happening?
Where am I at?
Who am I?
The chairs disintegrating?
The chair just spiked in it!
Chair day!
Or I'll pizza the chair, I guess.
What is this game?
I know, Keo, I'm going to take a picture.
The phone's ringing. We beat it, Chad. We're done. We made it out.
There's the phone. We made it.
This is where all our dark spirits live. Do you understand? Happy birthday, pal. Why don't you head off to bed?
I mean, sure thing. Am I gonna die?
Chad, we're gonna wake up. The whole house is gonna be gone.
It's gonna be beyond over.
Why, they keep calling you pal. They keep calling me buddy and pal.
It's getting a little disrespectful if you ask me.
What is Pinocchio talking about?
Gee, thanks for showing up to my birthday.
Is that me?
I'm gonna sell all these candles out.
Go ahead and click to run out the candles.
Good job, he didn't blow hard enough, let's try again.
That's the spirit, just one more time and it'll blow out for good.
Okay, I'm about to pass out though, I'm gonna go again.
Don't jump scare me right now, don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
We woke up again.
Why does it look like it's almost dark though?
the house is missing multiple rooms now. Oh no. Let me guess, you're not going to come
pick me up again. Let me guess. Well, if it isn't the birthday boy, I've been waiting
around all day for a call from you. I swung by again this morning to grab the rest of
our stuff. It's a bummer to see the house so empty. If you grabbed everything else,
Why did you not get me too?
That makes no sense.
Anyways, I have a surprise waiting for you,
but I need a few more pictures.
Are you dead serious?
Oh my birthday of all things, you're kidding.
Oh my, there's nothing to take a picture of
that doesn't make sense.
Wait, there's actually nothing in the house.
What do you want me to take pictures of?
Sliding door, kitchen window, shower window, sliding door.
That just disappeared.
That just disappeared.
This is going to track me in here.
Kitchen window.
Wait.
Wait!
Shower window, bedroom window, the washroom.
This is going to trap me in the house!
Excuse me?
What?
Did I say take a picture of this too?
Oh my goodness.
Now there's legitimately no access to the outside.
Dude, what?
You took the pictures, thanks.
I knew I could count on you.
Your surprise is waiting for you in the living room,
but you need to do one last favor first.
Can you go ahead and take a picture of the phone?
You know I'm really not your mom, right?
Good night, buddy.
So the last source of contact is gone now too.
Ah!
Everything is gone.
Everything is gone.
Wow, this is some birthday party.
What?
Dude, this game is crazy, bro.
disappeared.
Check, did you imagine this happening to you like IRL?
Imagine something like this happened, like the whole house just constantly changes form and the more you take pictures of stuff,
everything disappears and you eventually take pictures of every exit and there's just nothing left and you're just stuck in a house.
I think that's Godzilla.
GG.
We're not gonna wake up, are we?
We're not going to wake up, are we?
It's so over.
There's no house left.
Somebody just said we're going to take a selfie to remove us from the house.
Wait, you might be a genius.
Wait, we can escape the house.
Let's just take a selfie.
It won't take me back to the real world.
Genius.
Take a selfie.
I can't move.
What's happening?
Wait a minute.
Hey pal, I sure missed you. Your old mom probably isn't looking too good right now, huh?
This is my body, but my soul is long gone, do you understand?
I've been talking to some folks.
They're going to keep you in a dark box for a very long time, like the saddest movie that never ends.
No, we're just going to take a selfie and get out of here.
We literally already got to the bottom of it.
No, you ain't going to keep me in here, buddy.
We're really just going to take a selfie. We're going to be up out of here.
You're laying with the five get that thank you preset you laying with the five
give that y'all know what I'm saying no chat
see you around buddy
you're crazy cool concept for a game no joke I'm sinking into the floor
What?
Is that ceiling fan getting further away?
Wait, I'm back in my room but nothing's in here but the bed.
Why do I hear banging?
Why does everything look pixelated?
Yo, simply with the five. Thank you. What is that banging noise? The battery's low.
What happens when the camera... We need to take a selfie before the camera dies like no
No joke.
Wait, how does he have oxygen?
Bro, the house isn't like...
Yo, what's going on now?
I don't know what this is, the rest of the game hasn't looked this pixelated.
180, maybe it's because the camera's about to die.
So the quality's getting lower.
Who is making the banging noise?
Chad, I hope this game ends where we open the door and this was all a dream.
Wouldn't that be great?
That would be absolutely great.
Oh, we're thrilled in the back rooms.
Is this just like footage of us roaming through the house in the last moments before the battery dies or something?
Is that what this is?
That is so creepy.
Dude, that is so creepy, dawg.
A little space game comes out tomorrow. Yes, Subliminal comes out tomorrow. I'm so crunk.
We've been waiting on Subliminal for literally like two years.
What's going on here?
Check this game's not going to have a happy ending, is it?
I don't think whoever this is is getting out of here.
You're actually just stuck in an endless house forever.
I hear the banging noise again.
What is that light?
Oh, that's a light.
I thought that was like a sliver of a window or something.
Dude, where's the banging noise coming from?
It's coming from in here.
It's been blowing me around here huh?
Well I just, I just got the thing.
Would you like to hear what your family is up to right now?
Sure, surely they didn't forget about me.
Yo B with the five, thank you.
I'll let you take a quick listen if you promise not to tell a soul.
I don't have anybody to tell!
Think of it as the last favor between buds.
Really, you might not see much of anybody at all after this.
You know the drill, Cal. Just turn off those lights and take a seat when you're ready.
One more thing, when the lights go off, they don't come back on so easy. Understand?
So we're about to hear.
What our family's up to I
Want if they're missing us chat you think they're missing us
Imagine we listen in on them and it's just like oh, yeah, I'm glad he's gone
What is it?
What is it?
That did not sound like my family.
They sound like whales, yet they're doing an echo location.
That's the dude from the beginning of the day.
Turn the wheel.
Can you stop breathing in my ear like that, Lord?
Have mercy.
Chill out with the breathing.
What did we do to deserve this, by the way?
Like what could we possibly have done?
Why did some entity specifically like, you know what?
We're gonna take this new told family.
We're gonna make them stay in a dark house
for everybody himself with no way out.
Wait, what?
I had a dream about my family.
They're always just around the corner.
That's what we keep hearing.
I follow in the dark for hours.
I'm stuck in the corner cuz tank control suck.
I'm stuck in the corner cuz tank control suck.
dreams are always orange.
You're so close to how I can feel.
Buddy, you're trapped in the house by yourself.
We ain't getting out of here.
Okay, this is giving Silent Hill.
I'm not gonna lie.
That right there is giving Silent Hill.
Oh, that's us.
What did I do to deserve this?
That's us.
We're a ghost.
Wait a minute.
Imagine the whole concept of the game as we died and we're a ghost and the family's moving out of the house.
No way, right? No way.
I'm going home now.
Was that the concept of the game?
Were we dead the whole time and we were a ghost?
I hear the phone again.
Hey pal, I know I'm not really who you think I am, but it's okay though, we can pretend.
How was your day?
I had a dream about you last night.
You were so orange I cried.
What?
Wait, it's 2008 now?
Five years later?
Well, I just stepped out for a minute, but I'll be home soon.
Why don't you go settle down for a bit, watch some TV, close your eyes, I'll wake you up
and I'll get back, we can go for a drive somewhere.
See you soon pal.
What?
The TV again?
I was 7, I was 10 in 2008.
Please don't leave me confused.
Tell me what happened.
Car ride?
Maybe we were to sound like a family road trip and we were asleep in the back seat the whole
time.
Yo, we're going a little fast. I'm not going a lot. We're speeding right here. What's going on?
Hello?
Please don't leave me confused. Tell me exactly what happened, please.
What's happening?
Car crashed and you died probably?
Do you think the ghost thing is what actually happens at Loki?
Don't you dare roll credits without telling me what happened.
Don't make me one round this dark house again.
Don't you dare.
What happened?
What happened?
What actually happened?
I mean, that was a good game, but I can't be sure what happened.
What happened in the end?
Were we dead the whole time and we were a ghost and our family was moving out?
Was that actually what was happening?
It has to be!
You died on your birthday?
that was a really cool concept for a game like house. Everything starts off normal and then
eventually the entire house just disappears and you can't get out just to wander around
forever. The only thing I didn't like about this game was that it was
unbelievably dark. That was the only thing that I did not like about this
game. We need to get to the bottom of this. What happened? Y'all better come
back to stream tomorrow with a dad gum with a with a with a theory that's
correct. Great game. Great stream. Either way, Jack's subliminals
finally out tomorrow. I have really high hopes. I hope subliminal's good. We've been waiting
for subliminal for so long dog. Hey, great strange chat. I love y'all man. Hey, appreciate
y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gift this subs don't
know. Bits follows. And of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hand out. Hey, y'all
have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all
tomorrow ladies and gentlemen I love it right? Peace out y'all.