Pfft.
Ahem.
Yeah.
Ahem.
You better believe it.
Big spin.
What was that?
Backroom trailer, yes.
I am watching that.
I've been waiting to watch that all day.
No joke.
Johnny with the 5R.
Here we go.
Big spin.
big spin oh yeah oh yeah I need to quit doing that it's gonna wind up breaking
the camera for real
Cheers
Yo
What's with Rob's good jobs come on with good job was good job was good job was good ladies and gimp was good
He was good job was good ladies and gentlemen. I have returned once more yet again
Yet again once more yet again again once more yet again once more
Uh, Major Lindsey nonstop. Uh, uh, uh, Abby Yoda, Turtle, Lul bath. Oh, oice. Uh, uh, Tiffany Simba van Aka.
Oh, uh, Lex. Oh, Matt W. Subbers man. Appreciate y'all. Gray hoodie.
I repeat.
Gray hoodie up in here
Chad how's everybody's day going on the scale of one to ten? Let me hear it. Huh?
How we doing on a scale of one to ten up in this thing Buster?
Huh?
How?
Subliminals out yes
Ladies and gentlemen the longer way today
Has finally arrived
Subliminal has finally released and we are playing that today. Lord have mercy
we've been waiting forever for that game to come out and it's finally out man.
Did y'all see anybody play yet?
Or was y'all waiting?
Two people already?
Oh, so you wasn't waiting on me?
Huh.
OK.
I see how it is, Buster.
Backroom trailer, yes.
I am also watching the backroom trailer.
for those that have seen the back room's trailer. Is it good?
It's gotta be good, bro. Gotta be.
Gotta be good. Huh?
Who cares? I care, you absolute filthy creature. What are you talking about? Who cares?
Matter of fact, you're gone.
You got matter of fact, you're out of here, please.
I care.
Bella with the 5W, Bella with the 5, pre-sates you.
Pre-sates you, Bella.
Where's Kitty at?
She was just in here a couple seconds ago.
She has like a routine.
She uh, it's weird.
As soon as I end stream every night, she like pops in here like she like knows when I end
stream, she immediately comes in here.
It's crazy.
But every now and then she pops in, uh, Gigi, okay, so I leave to Japan on Friday.
Is it okay if I miss a few streams?
No, it's not.
Because don't you have a phone?
have the internet over there. Buster. Bappy with the five. Thank you. What you mean?
Yo, Edna with 5,000 bits. W Edna with the 5,000 bits. Appreciate you, Edna. Hey, case
I apologize for the indecent exposure and fall guys yesterday. I unfortunately can't
add draws on with the shorts.
Wait, that was you that had the shorts on with no draws?
And Fall Guys, that was you.
That's crazy.
No way.
It's a small world chat.
C-Mac with the five.
Have you seen, have you played a fan made Fall Guys map
If you haven't played some discovery art trending solo party, it's called goober guys. I bet appreciate you and I'll pick that WN
enough for real. Thank you
Chat I'm so crunk for subliminal bro, aren't you crunk for subliminal? I'm crunked for subliminal
Let me tell you
Crunk
I have not inhuman. Thank you. Appreciate you. Jay Savins. Appreciate you. All right. Let
me peep this backrooms trailer. Bro, I've been waiting all day. I've been waiting all
day to see this all day. I just opened Twitch by accident. Oopsies. Been waiting all day
to see this. It's it's literally immediately on my for you page on YouTube right here.
Oh, yeah.
Lock in.
Wait, are these the same?
Wait, is the one on his channel the same as that one?
They're the same.
Dude, I'm croc.
I'm croc.
All right.
Should I go for a no pause run first?
Should I go for a no-pause run first?
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to make you a no-pause.
I'm gonna go for a no-pause run.
All right.
I found something.
How do I rerun that? I missed that.
I found something in the store.
Okay.
What did you find?
I found a place.
You hear the lights?
Dude!
Hello?
Good to see you.
Hello?
Uh, well, wish I was here.
Good day.
Anyone there?
Dude, this is gonna be far.
Oh, my goodness.
Look, I know how this sounds, but you gotta understand,
it's massive in there.
I'm not saying I don't believe you.
Okay, I'm gonna come back here with proof.
I know where you mapped it out!
Yes.
Follow my lead.
Jack, what is this?
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
I've been here every night since I found the place, and I still barely scratched the surface.
I just take a sloth.
Always go left!
Pull me up, pull me up, pull me up!
Oh, these rooms.
This place builds.
It's like a maze, it just goes on and on.
Sometimes I'm scared I'll get lost.
I don't understand. What is this?
A camera?
It's beautiful. Am I right?
Hello?
No, don't end. No!
bro that's gonna be good man I never and I mean absolutely never go to
theaters dude but bro this one might make me pop out to a theater somewhere
bro not gonna lie golly man y'all know I'm we're about to play a backroom's game
but we've been waiting to drop for like two years today I'm a backroom's fan
bruh Chad this gotta be fire it's from the cane pixels guy on YouTube so it's
gonna be good no matter what cuz look at his videos like look he made
all of these dude all of these ones and they're like the coolest thing ever bro
it's gotta be fire man it's got it's gotta be fire bro man golly it's either
director yeah yeah bros directed it so that's all I know it's gonna be good
When I heard that bro was directing, I was like, oh yeah, this about to be straight up fire, dude.
Yo, Anderson with the five gifted. Thank you, Anderson with the five gifted.
Chat, I'm telling y'all, you should stream the movie when it drops and act like you're playing a game.
Yo, Loki, what are the odds I could get away with that right there?
Like I streamed a movie when it comes out. I'm just sitting here like this want a movie playing. I'm just sitting here like this
Like I got a controller
Like I'm playing a back room's game or something. You don't think I'm getting away with that
That might be a little hard to explain. Oh when the no man
You got to go to a theater anyway
You'll get sued into oblivion facts that'd be so cool though Chax tell me that would not be cool
bro man that movie gonna be clean man that's gonna be clean
IRL backroom stream there needs to be IRL back rooms no joke there needs to be
Y'all remember I was telling y'all I was wanting to buy like an extremely gigantic warehouse
and just turn it into the back rooms.
That'd be so hard.
Find like a big old giant abandoned warehouse somewhere, get it, and then have somebody
turn it into the back rooms and then just walk around in that thing.
You know what I mean?
would go so hard. No joke. I'm
talking that will be clean. You
know, I'm from the UK watching
this. Hey, you're a real one.
Not going to lie because ain't
it like five o'clock in the
morning over there? Chad, what
time is in the UK right now?
It's gotta be like five AM.
five a.m.
Everybody's out right now. Everybody drop the time. Five a.m.
Everybody drop your time
that it is.
Seven fifteen. I couldn't imagine it being seven fifteen right now.
15 where you live dog. How's it so early?
Sam Fitty
West Coast man forget the West Coast I'm on the east and on I'm in the middle. I
Didn't mean that respect you all over. I've never been over there though
I'm in the middle. I ain't got no coast. I'm just straight up in the middle up in Arkansas. There ain't no coast over here
Nowhere south coast
Closest coast to me is the south coast
I'm from the no coast zone
No coast zone over here bubble
is that a is that a thing is the south coast the thing that's a thing right
south coast
why not
shall I go to the west coast what's in the west coast ain't that where New
York and stuff is? Or is that East Coast? That's East Coast. Yeah? So West Coast is
What California?
California.
Chad is it almost time?
It's almost time.
I'm going to give it a few more minutes here.
So whoever ain't popped in yet ain't going to miss the start of the game.
It's about time though for the long awaited subliminal.
I'm playing subliminal or what are you smoking hello dog what are you talking about fall
guys buddy it's subliminal day the game I've been waiting off for two straight years yo
Mac with the 5,000 bits W Mac with the 5,000
Hey case had a theory for last night's war game
I think the family died on his birthday and he was grown and now moving out
Since those nostalgia videos look like the 90s and the quality and his wife or girl pretend to be his parents to help him
cope with the fear being left behind
I
Mean that's okay. I am at it that theory
It could be I
Kind of like the theory more that he was dead the whole time and he was a ghost haunting the house
But I respect it
Y'all hate to hear that of human RIP to your dad's rabbit RIP man RIP for real
Okay, so I have 13,000 in retro rewind huh must be nice to have employees that actually
want to work for you couldn't be me bubble that's why you got so much money because your
employees actually work for the money I hire an employee in retro rewind and you know
by war work. It's ridiculous. It is rather ridiculous if you ask me.
They're almost out of ads.
Somebody said come to Australia, big dog. I heard y'all got some giant
spotters over there. I am not sitting foot in Australia. No joke. Like I'm
not set in foot in Australia because I heard y'all got some of the craziest spiders ever
over there. No joke.
So, I think the biggest fighters in the world in Australia are
Man
Yeah, what's the biggest spider you've ever seen
They wouldn't put a spider in subliminal would they I don't think they would put a spider in subliminal
I don't think they would I don't think they would do that
Claire Rose with the five. Thank you
You've seen a spider the size of your hand you've seen a spider this big
Dog, there ain't no way you've seen a spider this big.
I would full on tweak, like I would actually tweak.
Imagine you're in like a quiet room or something and there's a spider so big in there you
can hear it running on the floor.
Like you can hear it.
Oh my goodness.
goodness I don't know what I would do I actually don't know I would just start
shooting everywhere like I would just start shooting completely dark it
don't matter I just start to shoot like bro what there's some spiders that are
big enough to actually you can hear their footsteps that is horrifying that
That is actually horrifying.
No joke, that's horrible.
Like if it's on a wood floor,
imagine you're just in a dark room watching TV or something
and all of a sudden you hear,
you're like, yo, what's that noise on the floor?
Then you hear it again, it's like,
you cut the lamp on or something.
You look oh, there's just a dinner plate-sized spider on the floor
dog
There is no way
And if they get that big that's the worst part that things actually get that big brah they do
It's sick
Now you hear this I'm gonna do the noise that you hear this
you hear that dog bro i would do i literally i blow the house up
i blow the house up i'd go buy like 20 pounds of dynamite i'd come back home put dynamite all
over the house light it and run i'd blow the whole house up i'd blow it up
crazy part is spider would be so big the spider would just walk out the front door after it
exploded golly dude something about dude now if it's like a super duper small spider or something
like that it ain't that big of a deal I don't mind like a little small like tiny one but when
Can things start getting big enough to where they can make noise when they walk?
It's the worst thing ever.
Know house equals no spider?
Well, no, the worst part about that is that you're more likely to run into a spider outside
than inside.
Especially if you live in a wooded area.
Dog.
Let me tell you who remembers the IRL stream real quick before we get on the game hold up
Hold up, hold up, lead it.
Snakes are worse, absolutely not, no.
Hold up.
Is this it right here?
Is this the one where all the spider action was or was it another one?
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handoff
okay I'm down the woods
there's gotta be a do me there ain't nothing out here quit lying look flashlight
I
Spoke why is this most replayed?
Where's a spider, bro, I
Don't think there was a spider in this one
No, I think it was a different one
Dude, there was a giant spider on one of my IRL streams, bro.
Maybe a system.
It is this one.
Look.
I'm not looking for the horses anymore.
That is the biggest dog.
I hate it.
I actually, I hate it, bro.
bro that's a spider dude dude I I cannot stand it the crazy part is I was
about to walk through here before I thought for a second maybe I should
You shine my flashlight before I walk through here.
That is the biggest spider I have ever seen.
It's unbelievable.
Like actually unbelievable.
Literally in my life.
There is no reason for a spider to be that big dude.
There's no reason.
I am genuinely about to throw up everywhere.
I'm done.
Mom, I'm done. No, don't bother. No, seriously don't bother. No, actually don't bother. I'm dead serious. I'm not going. No, I'm I'm I'm I'm not
I feel something crawl on me
Yo, I have never seen a bigger spider in my life. Yeah, but I hope I never do again I
Hope I never do again, but no one where I live
No telling. Right now, it's fine. I can go out in the woods right now, but in about a
month's time, it's over with. It's actually over with in about a month's time. It's over
with. There's too many of them. They are everywhere. Somebody said, somebody said snakes are worse.
Bro snakes aren't even nowhere near as close as scary as a spider is it's not even close
Like if I see a snake, I'm like whoa
Back up a little bit. Don't bite me or nothing
But they don't creep me out. Oh, yeah, I remember that mom yet. I'm off
Yeah
Centipedes are worse
Centipedes are creepy too, but I don't care spiders are the creepiest being
in existence that we know of. Unless there is something more creepy like some celestial being
that's floating amongst space somewhere, even then they wouldn't be as creepy as a spider would be.
I think the spider is the pinnacle of like creepy thing that could ever happen. I can't think of
something that could possibly be more scary than a spider. Like I don't think a human mind could
think of a monster that could be any scarier than a spider. I think it's the scariest thing ever,
like actually. Like I'm serious. Ticks bro, ticks are not scary at all. Hello.
Case once I was stuck in an attic crawl space and I was surrounded by a bunch of wolf spiders and
And I actually started tweaking and I hit the wall and more ran out never been the same sense
All it takes is one horrific spider event in your life for you to be scarred forever
No joke
That's all that takes is just one horrific spider event
And you will be scarred for the rest of your life
Scorpions bro, I'm even scared of no scorpion a scorpion has like pincers those don't scare me
Now it's creepy to see a scorpion's like yo look out
You know what the second most horrific being ever created is have y'all ever seen a camel cricket?
You've never seen a camel cricket?
If you don't want to see a camel cricket look away, I'm going to show y'all three
I don't know.
Camel cricket is the second most horrific thing I've ever seen in my life.
They are so scary.
I saw one one time I was in my parents house.
like 15 it's somehow gotten the house I legitimately oh dude I I I was full-on
tweaking
hold up camel cricket wait a minute and it's a cricket but it's it's bad regular
cricket ain't no big deal right it's just a regular cricket action but a camel
Cricut hold on let me find one that like like the one I saw
It scared me dude I
Don't know what it is about him. I'm getting shivers just thinking about it
Yeah, one of these one of these right here look at this
Big camel cricket big creepy looking sucker dude
Big ol creepy looking sucker with the leg action on the back like the back leg action. That's so creepy
Like the big leg action
Can't do it
There's one in his hand dude. I'll never understand people chat. I will never understand people
who just handle insects. How are you not scared? Roaches roaches aren't scary. I'm not gonna lie.
I went on a school trip once to this high end animal place. There was a rare spider that wasn't
and it's enclosure than I ended up getting bit by it.
It scared the crap out of me days after the bite.
I got a lot stronger to my eyesight got way better.
I didn't leave.
OK, you're lying.
Bro thinks he's spider man.
You got me messed up, John.
Precates you don't know.
Yo, appreciate you all radio W radio. Thank you. That's the story behind Spider-Man, isn't it?
That's literally just the plot behind Spider-Man. Bro, thank you, Spider-Man!
Chat, I think it's time.
We have been waiting on this game to come out for two years.
It is finally time for subliminal.
Dog, we have been waiting on this game so long.
Y'all better get them dipies on, Bubba, because it is spooky time.
I'll be in here.
It's finally out, chat!
I've been waiting...
so long for this game to drop!
What's going on?
Why does it look like that?
Oh, yeah.
Hey.
Lock in! I gotta use the restroom real quick!
New Coca-Cola with the fire!
Lock in, Jack!
Subliminal time!
Yeah!
Help me out!
Yeah!
I have been waiting. I swear. I
think we looked at this game
back in 2023 and I was like dog.
I need this to come out now. No,
I'm restarting to see that
intro screen again. I've been
waiting too long to miss that.
You got me messed up. Run that
back. Run that again. I'm
Run that intro screen back.
It's been a long time.
It has been a long time.
How many games do you have?
1,052 now. It was 1,051 yesterday.
But I downloaded Subliminal. It's 1,052 now.
Look at that. Take it in. Look at that. Just observe it for a second and appreciate it.
Your happy birthday, Allison. Thank you.
Happy birthday, Allison.
That's crazy, Megatron. Thank you, Megatron. That's wild.
Have you observed it? Subliminal time.
I hope it's good.
We played the demo a few months ago.
It seemed like it took forever for the demo to come out.
Oh man, lock in.
Wait, there's gonna be a second episode? Wait, what?
Immersion.
Yeah, let's go ahead and turn that camera shake all the way off. Let's go ahead and be real here interaction outlines
Let's go let's go. No, you know, I'll turn it off. Why not? I'll turn it off
Tutorials, okay
General do camera shake for realism, I don't care how real it makes it look it makes me sick. I'm not playing with camera shake on
You have lost your mind. It makes you want to puke. It adds nothing to me. Nothing at all. It legitimately adds nothing.
Every single game that has camera shake option in it, I turn it off.
Keep nudity on? Wait, what? Why would there be nudity in this? What are you talking about?
Yo, Katrina with the five.
Okay, hold up.
I'm going to pre-fire the sensitivity here to like that.
You know what I'll put the screen shake on like point one.
That's all I'm giving it.
Chat there ain't no nudity in this.
Why would there be nudity in this?
Unreasonable yeah, I'll do that starfort systems.com
Yeah, I'll do that I got starfort systems.com. What's you talking about computer gonna explode?
Yeah, apply
Is that my computer going to explode?
Hi.
Um, is that everything?
Lock in.
Subtitles on.
There we go.
Episode one, a slight detour.
A slight detour.
Type one if you're locked
Are you locked wait wait on what now we're start
Let's go
Oh man, oh man
Just cut scene
Why does this look so real
Oh my goodness, what?
There's a screen tear, I'm trying to look at the screen tear, there's not even any screen
tear.
Wait, this looks real!
Hello, I am you.
Oh.
Or rather, a particularly articulate aspect of you.
Okay.
I am your conscious, your sense of direction.
That faint voice on your shoulder that whispers,
perhaps that slice of cake is a bit unnecessarily wide.
That's often me. Though admittedly, sometimes you don't listen.
What's that supposed to mean? That's all right.
We're a team, you and I. A slightly disagreeable team at times,
but a team nonetheless. It's giving family power.
Now, I imagine you're feeling a tad disoriented.
Uncertain possibly, like a sock that's lost its pair in the dryer of existence.
But not to worry, this is perfectly normal.
To start, your name is Caleb.
Caleb!
And this vast void of nothingness that we're currently floating in is your mind.
Okay!
It's not always empty, of course.
We're just doing a bit of maintenance at the moment.
And actually, that's precisely why you're here.
You see, sometimes our mind can get a bit gummed up, running low on that pure, uncomplicated
joy that makes my heart.
In these times, we, or rather you, need to pop in and give it a small infusion of joy,
a nudge really, to get the gears of our mind back into motion.
How do we get that joy?
I'm glad you asked.
While it might seem empty here at the moment, there are in fact little momentary bits of
happiness tucked away all around us in our memories.
And that's precisely where we're going.
To go capture that very essence of joy.
How do we access these memories?
Another great question.
It's quite simple.
All you need to do is focus.
Maybe there's a specific plant you remember from your parents' bedroom.
Or perhaps that faint smell of chlorine from a day at the water park.
You blagoon!
Focus on that, and suddenly, you might find yourself in the middle of that very park again.
Now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. There are a few precautions as you go over.
Whoa! Oh, this is the room for the demo!
I see you've centered your attention on our childhood basement.
Dude!
This is a great start, but not exactly what we're looking for.
Our memories here and their corresponding feelings of loneliness, anxiety and soul-crushing guilt are rather inconvenient.
Right!
So, while I find a way to properly reorient onto a designated path, please find a way to occupy yourself.
I'll be back momentarily.
Find a way to occupy myself.
This is the most real looking room I've ever seen in a game.
This literally looks real.
I remember from the demo, every time you would look away from the clock, it would follow
you with its eyes.
It's not doing it now though.
What was that noise?
I remember this room from the demo.
Stanky Booty's work with the five gifts at Lord.
Didn't we have to like follow the plug-in
or something like that in the demo?
Yes!
Oh, we're revisiting old memories.
Dude old TV shows are so cool seeing stuff like this just nostalgia man
The clocks follow me again look watch his eyes watch his eyes look that's creepy dude
Oh, I forgot what time we needed to set this to.
Do we readjust the magnets on the fridge?
Oh, the spell Caleb!
C-A-L.
This game looks so real, it's unbelievable.
Oh, is that a happy meal we'll see in court?
Oh, is this like an extra or something?
Thank you!
Okay, what was our next step again?
Okay, can't do nothing with that.
535.
Catch her in the lieback room please.
Thank you so much.
I don't like that.
535.
See? See? She said 5.35.
Five?
Hmm. I'm sure it's nothing. Here. No! I want to leave!
It seems we unfortunately don't have as much time as I'd hoped.
We'll need to pop over to a different happier memory rather soon.
A happier memory?
I imagine you're feeling a bit unsettled.
Maybe.
But please don't worry.
These knocks are just little intrusive thoughts.
Okay.
They're not real in any capacity.
Only little flickers of our imagination.
And it looks like we're going to play a little precautionary game.
Quite a simple one, really.
Just listen to the doors on either side of this room, and if one starts to creep open-
I remember this!
...over and close it.
Just a little game of force.
I remember this!
You've got this.
Yeah, you remember this on the demo?
Dude, this game looks so real, it's unbelievable.
It's unreal.
It looks so real, it's unreal.
Can you stop peeking through there?
Just close them.
I don't want to see what's in there.
That's creepy.
Dude, stop looking around the corner, that's creepy.
It does give five nights at Freddy's 4 right there.
Lights flickering? Stop with the lights!
It appears your focus is ever so slightly slid.
No it's not.
To prevent it from slipping any further,
Please ensure this memory stays fully and entirely illuminated.
Okay!
Lights.
Oh no, the door came open.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Lord.
Please let this end!
Stop with the lights! Stop with the lights!
Oh my goodness, we're cooked.
We're so cooked.
You're doing too fast!
No.
No, stop.
It just...
It's not fair!
What?!
I'm dead!
Stop this!
There's no way we're starting the game off like this.
Y'all can't do this to me at the very start of the game, dude.
I'm dead.
I just went back off.
Oh my goodness, let this in.
Let this end right now.
Wonderfully done, Caleb.
Unfortunately, it appears this memory is still exhibiting signs of unpleasantness, discomfort, and existential dread.
You don't say!
So, rather than dealing with all this mess now, why don't we take a stroll around and try to focus on something else?
Is this gonna go where I think it goes?
Light switch, please. It's very dark. Light switch. Thank you.
Oh, it's a balloon drawing on the wall. Chat. This game looks so real. It's just unsettling.
like actually just unsettling I remember this area from the demo but not exactly
let's not waste time we have so many memory's waiting
golly what's a lovely painting
now you're tricking me I'm not going in there what's this on the floor
Can I jump over this?
Imagine all the time and effort that went into making that painting look just how it does now.
It'd be a shame if it went unnoticed.
This is a setup.
I'm not going to look at that painting, dude.
No.
This is a setup.
Stop playing.
What's that?
It's very dark.
It's-
Let's not waste time. We have so many joy-filled memories waiting.
That was the only way to go, sir!
Yo, Elmer with the five!
Chad, should I go look at the painting? I feel like I have to at this point.
Okay, I'm going to look at the painting.
I'm going to walk away.
Life.
That might have been the coolest transition I've ever seen.
That was dope.
So, we're in the back rooms.
PLB, this is the last thing you see
before a severe life-authoring event
when you enter the gooblegoon.
Here we are.
Welcome to our memory of the waterworks.
Right.
Dude, this is so cool!
I hear people laughing.
I see you've managed to find a rather gloomy corner in this otherwise joy-filled memory.
These immediately disregard whatever feelings cause you to seek this out and return to the
happier parts of this memory.
Okay.
This water part sucks!
The button don't even work!
Okay, I'm going to go back to the happier part, sir.
Sorry I ventured off the path.
But dude, that slide looks so fun.
Can I go down the slide?
Oh, I just took the water gun!
It looks like you've left something on the floor.
Me?
You'll cast them with the fire.
What? There was ice in the trees? What do you mean?
What y'all talkin' about?
Eyes in the trees!
Googlegoo, huh? Oh no, that is weak!
What was that?
in this otherwise joy-filled mccorn.
Is that what you're talking about, Matt?
In this...
Are you talking about this?
Don't skip.
...to find a rather gloomy corner
in this otherwise joy-filled memory.
Please immediately disregard
what ever feelings cause you to seek this out.
You press the button, and the eyes close?
...to the happier parts of this memory.
the eyes looked up at me after I pressed the button dog what oh nah yo I don't even know
I don't know how y'all peeped that, bruh!
I...
Y'all W-gamed so far, bruh, what?
I'm picking whatever this ends up, I suppose.
Memory meter.
Ah, Kieran. You found it.
This is our memory meter.
It tracks all those perfect little pockets of joy we experience and stores them for us.
Right!
The more we explore, the more we focus on all that joy, the more this meter will fill.
Yes, sir.
When the meter's full, well, that means we successfully re-experienced all the joy that memory has to offer.
And we can move on.
No need to rush. Just keep your eyes open.
This joy has always been here.
Why simply remember how to see it?
Yes, sir.
Don't look at me. That's so creepy, dude. What?
That is creaky!
So this is a membrane. We have to explore areas of it to fill this meter out, apparently.
This water park's chill. Yes, it's limit all like that
Dude, I'm gonna go down one of the slides to go let me
You gotta let me in here
No, you gotta let me in here
Okay, completely inaccurate, by the way.
completely inaccurate, but all right can I go on the slide oh my goodness they're gonna
let me they're gonna let me they're gonna let me go on the slide
Oh, I didn't mean it...
Weeee...
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Dude, this water looks great!
Yeah, we got the water park all to ourselves, baby.
And if I don't tell me that...
No, I don't want to be done!
Wonderful.
What was that in the way?
It was our first few takes on our memory meter.
Wait, what was that noise, sir? I just heard something.
Let me get an accurate reading, please.
Okay.
Alright, let's go to another line.
Chat, I just heard a noise as soon as we got off. I don't know what that was, but it sounded kinda creepy.
creepy. That was not there before. That was not there before. Hello?
He ain't looking at me this time.
What's over here?
Water going again.
What is this?
A race?
Is it a good idea to hit this?
Oh!
Caleb, I can see you curious, but please, let's not interact with any more mysterious
switches.
Why not?
What am I hearing now?
I hear something.
What am I hearing now? I hear something.
How you gonna tell me not to interact with any mysterious switches and not tell me what it was, sir?
What is that noise up here? Was I hearing that before?
Okay, let's go to another attraction real quick.
with you this is like the coolest looking game ever no joke
you see this is precisely the bucket spoken of earlier oh much like that
some which you'd left forgotten in the back of your fridge.
There's no real danger to this of course, but it is unfortunately quite unpleasant.
Certainly not the kind of thing without crowding as lovely memory.
I'll get rid of it.
Why don't you get this washed off?
Yeah, I'll do that.
I can easily do that.
I keep hearing laughter in the distance.
God, even the way it washes away and still leaves a little bit behind looks real.
Dude, what?
Okay, let me use the other side of the presser.
Ah, yes, alright. Let's...
What has happened?
Right enough.
You, unfortunately, seem to be still somewhat distracted.
But, we can fix this.
Please continue directly to the large secondary slide tower.
Yes, sir. Where's that at? Over here? Okay.
Yo, W-Mair Raider, not going by. I appreciate him.
Oh, it's a lazy river! Oh, I want to go on a lazy river on a floating!
Wait, sir, I can't go here. Are you talking about the other one?
Oh, the lights are on over here now. Okay, cool.
Wonderful choice, Gillip.
What you mean? I didn't have a choice, sir.
That sounded kind of sinister the way you said that. I'm not going to lie.
Okay.
Yeah, you think the narrator's evil?
Y'all, if this is a memory from Caleb, I bet this water park was lit back in the day, dude.
Kilgoolagoon came into town and took all the business.
It is what it is. Had to shut down.
And now we got it all to ourselves.
Y'all, I'm low-key scared to go down that slide, are you?
Don't worry about that. It's just a little mess.
Okay.
Why don't you try out this green one instead?
Yes, sir.
Now will this scale give me an accurate rating this time?
Yeah, all the scales in here are broken. This is ridiculous. I see what the place
All right, this looks scary, but we're going lock in
Let's go!
Quick!
Is there going to be lights in here?
Wait, it's kind of dumb.
I don't like this slide, there's no lights!
I just went underwater untrowning.
Hmm, it looks like we have...
They cut it slightly.
What?
There seems to have been a minor error.
But don't worry, please direct your attention over to the green illuminated exit sign hanging over the stairs.
We have maintenance to tend to and far brighter memories to experience.
Let's get going.
Uh, yes, sir.
Is there something here you bl-
All right, I'm a go this way.
Dude, this game feels like a dream.
This is crazy.
Ah.
Hmm.
It would seem inadvertently drifted into a section of our memory that our mind has chosen
to set aside.
Oh.
Our mind does this occasionally to protect us from the memories and experiences it deems
rather non-essential.
Think of it as a sort of cognitive guardrail, designed to keep us seated firmly in our reality.
Yes, sir.
Unfortunately, it appears we've now stumbled over the edge.
What's that mean?
But not to worry, nothing here is ever truly shot at.
Right.
Or might, or was these a little key tucked under the proverbial doormat?
Oh, there's gonna be a doormat.
Wait, what?
Is there a doormat with a key under it, or did you not mean that literally at all?
Red, green, green, red.
2-1-1-2. Am I a genius? 2-1-1. I might be a genius.
That was the hardest puzzle in gaming history, I just knocked it out like it wasn't nothing.
Hello?
What did I just pick up?
Left click.
Huh?
left click what's what's your name
you come on this
what
ah kill him please no it's not there this isn't where we need to go why don't we
Go back up the stairs. Hide to all the fun.
Wait, what's in here, sir?
Sir, what's in here?
No, no!
The screen just cracked.
what's going on hey we shouldn't have went in here we should not have went in
here chat let me tell you I need more light
There goes some right there.
What?
Oh!
I see!
Yo, that's a cool little mechanic.
Beautiful.
Check this out.
This game is crazy, bro.
What is happening?
What's in here?
Absolutely nothing is in here is the answer in case you're wondering.
I can't go in there.
Gotcha.
I need more light, it appears.
Can I go in here?
Nope.
What?
What do I put this at?
The dark area, maybe?
Wait, it has to be in here, whatever it is.
Wait, it has to be in here or whatever it is.
Look up.
My bad.
Do I need more now, maybe?
I'm confused already. Hold up a minute now.
There has to be something going on in here.
That leads to this and there needs to be one more to activate it. You see what I'm saying, Chad?
There needs to be one more.
What if I do this?
As you can tell nothing happened right there
It's right next to it
Why you line follow it Chad and don't lead nowhere what's all time about follow it
It just leads here there to there what's up somebody else we can or you mean follow this one
Yeah, y'all don't know what y'all talk about. Relax.
Yes we do. Chatter's nothing where the black cable goes.
Look, the black cable just goes here.
Don't confuse me already!
Why does that not work?
Oh, I think that did it.
Oh, I think that did it right there.
No, we're missing this one now!
What?!
Don't tell me this is gonna be a poppy playtime situation, Cud.
Don't do this.
Don't do this, bruh.
What is it?
There's only one light!
are you for real? I'm dead serious, what you mean?
I'm gonna lose it you do not know nothing stop acting like you do you ain't gonna lose nothing
Well good game
Now do the blue light bro you can't you can only have one at a time bro. What are you not understanding?
Chat what are y'all not grasping you can only do one at a time
That does nothing but open this.
Take it out.
Wait y'all they're actually like T&IQ.
Dog.
If you put it up and take it out, it just goes away immediately.
Oh my god, I'm gonna have to look up, I'm gonna have to look up a YouTube video already.
What is this?
What is this battle?
Am I missing something?
There's a light outside.
God, how am I supposed to know I need to run all the way back to where I first came in
and grab this one, bro?
Y'all dumb, though.
Y'all dumb for real.
Y'all think you're talking about some follow the black cable?
Y'all didn't know what y'all was talking about, either. Y'all act like y'all smart. Y'all didn't know nothing.
Oh my goodness, finally.
Y'all what? No help right there!
That better be the hardest puzzle in the game on my mom.
That better be the hardest puzzle in the game. I'm so serious. It better be. Don't play with me.
Is this an elevator?
Up doesn't work. Let me guess. Down works.
Of course.
Well, GG.
Puzzle hints in the settings, wait, what, wait, whoa, whoa, wait, what?
They're already on.
Where was my help at right there?
Where was my hint?
I didn't see no buzzer.
I'm excused for me this gate's locked.
You want to go down here?
Oh no, where am I going?
You'll fill the starlight with a 25.
Give the W, fill the starlight with a 25.
Give the thank you.
Okay, I guess we go down more.
GG.
Yo, I don't like this. Where are we going?
There's a TV at the end of the hall. What can that mean?
Yo, it's way too dark. It is what...
Oh no. I remember this part from the demo. Oh no. Did a creature chase us on this part
in the demo? Yo narrator, can you come back? I'm sorry I didn't listen. I'm never not
gonna listen again I'm so serious I'm so sorry I will never not listen to you
again dude I am so terribly sorry I will never do that again please don't be
mad mr. narrator can you come back please I hear something mr. narrator
Oh, it's a puzzle, of course.
Do I have to hit what I saw in order, maybe?
Let me see.
the order of it would be red blue red blue why can I go in here I don't want to be in here
Red, blue, green, yellow.
Yo, I'm a genius, that's unbelievable.
Hey, you better get off me, man!
Red?
Do I go down the slide?
Wait, I'mma go down the slide!
Well, that was the lamest slide I've ever went on.
Um, oh, it just led down here anyway.
Oh, I go up here.
Got it.
Chat, who remembers the demo that we played?
demo had this area and there was that giant creature that started chasing us.
Maybe that was just a demo thing.
Y'all think that's just a demo thing?
Maybe.
Dude, I'm scared.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm scared a little bit.
Is that me?
Is that past me?
Chad, I'm gonna keep it a stack, which all right now, I really wish the narrator would
come back.
It was a sense of comfort to me.
A great sense of comfort.
I really wish where I would come back.
Like please come back.
There's a cable here. I have PTSD from that. Not again. Okay, I need to have a light for
right there. Can't go through there. Got it. Need a light. Maybe there's a light down.
Is there a way that I didn't go? That's straight death right there. Yeah, that's just straight
death. Let's go back through. What did you just say? You have to be trolling. Finally, you're playing
it? Why are you so slow to find these games? Dog, this game came out today. Hello?
That's got, nah, you gotta be trolling. Nah, you gotta be trolling. Did I miss a light?
Make sure I didn't miss a light
Okay, there's there's not a light here chat y'all gather that
There's not a light here, so we got to go back and find one
At least the monsters not out right now
PDSD from the light situation. The light situation is crazy. I did not go this way, did I?
what is this oh this is the way i went then i wound up right here
what's this
that's the area with the slide
chat we're looking for a light brother that's all we're looking for is a light
Why aren't you looking up? Because the ceiling is legit a bit like two weeks above my head
and I can see it plain as day. I keep hearing something here. Something about to reach out
grab me the squeeze space has a light cap
Okay, you're bad.
Dude, don't send me on stupid scavenger hunts like this game.
Don't you do this to me.
Don't you dare do this to me.
you dare. Okay, it is 100% confirmed chat. It is not in this room. 100% confirmed.
I was curious. I was curious and that answered my question. I thought, you know what, maybe
there's like a hidden room down there. Let me jump down there. Maybe there's the light
down there. Can you blame me for trying, Chad? I don't think you can. It's the green light.
No, no, it's literally not.
Go back to the green light, no, it's not the green light.
I know for a fact it's not.
I've missed the door somewhere,
but everything looks the same.
Don't it.
Is the stream lagging
We like your court with the 25 get the W court with the 25 get the
There's not a single light in this old place.
dog, I'm 30 minutes into this game and there's already been two ridiculous puzzles.
I mean the first one was like, yeah, but I didn't know.
But this right here is like, dog, where?
Now you're right, this isn't a puzzle.
This is just run around aimlessly until you find something.
I've went down that slide three times already, by the way.
I'm about to get angry here in a minute.
Oh, dude, I'm about to get angry.
Don't make me get angry.
Green Lightroom OMG dog.
No, it's not.
It has doors.
Yeah, but you have to unlock the door to go through.
That's what the cable is for, is it not?
See, you can't walk through the door and you can't interact with this light.
There's nothing here to grab.
You have to have a light to bring to this light.
dog, if I wanted to do this, I would go to a Ronald McDonald playhouse and just rent
the place out and crawl around it.
I waited two years for this.
Flashlight?
No, you don't have a flashlight unless you grab one of the lights, which there's not
one. We're crawling up the slide now. Is this a bug? Is it bugged?
This is the whole level!
After Flashlight.
There's no Flashlight unless you grab the blue light!
The sound? Yeah, the sound is me hitting C with zooms the camera and nothing else!
God, Lee!
Let's click.
Go to the demo.
I don't, the demo wasn't the same as this, was it?
Matter of fact, you're white.
Matter of fact, let me see what happened in the demo.
They don't they don't hit the game with the poppy playtime ism. Oh man, I can already tell
Hold up I said that earlier dude like what is this?
If you have tried multiple oral antidepressants, don't punish me, I'm sorry.
the demo, right? Dis the demo.
For inside it.
Please don't.
That's the puzzle I did. First try by the way.
I was stupid back there. Look how long it's taking to do that.
I know what to do.
What? What do you know to do?
It's red blue you still try to figure out this puzzle I've been done that this dude sucks
Now you follow me
Why is there a cable in here
What's up with the green light um what is it I'm in here what
Oh, there's something in here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
What?
I'm sure I know.
is it just me or you literally cannot kill that is there you really cannot kill that
is there. I could not see that at all. That looks like pitch black right there.
Why don't we have a flashlight?
I told you, dog, you went and looked at me and played the demo. You didn't tell
me nothing. Congrats. You went to the demo before I did.
You act like you knew it was there.
Bro, give me a flashlight.
If you give me a flashlight, that wouldn't be a problem.
Because look, y'all know a flashlight mechanic works, y'all were saying do the flashlight?
Okay, you see what I'm doing right here?
Look, no flashlight, right?
I'm going to show y'all right now how you use the flashlight.
can only use the flashlight when you take the light and then do this. See? But when
you get rid of a light, now you can, I know, no you don't, you did not know that. Half
the chat will say and hit F. Hey, this better be the worst of it right here. I swear to
you. I'm not about to get here with another poppy playtime situation. I swear this this
straight up this better be the worst of it. I've been waiting too long. It's not
don't don't not don't say that don't don't say that wrong key for the
flashlight. I am legitimately going to take a dump in the
chimney of your house for three straight weeks until it's just a
giant pile there. This slide sucks. Why not slide?
If I remember right, this was the area the creature started chasing us.
So be prepared.
Yeah, this is a hundred percent the area the creature started chasing us.
Right here.
No?
I know it!
Just one of them!
Get up!
You can't fit through there!
Peace!
Cut them, strike cut them!
My hip popped, I jumped so bad!
What is that noise right here?
I keep hearing something like an artifact!
Shimmering!
camera go down the yellow slide cuz yellow is my favorite color we and it
was like the cleanest slide too look that other one got some doo-doo on it man
somebody ruined the whole park somebody took they draws off had some diarrhea
and said you know what I'm about to ruin everybody's day I'm just gonna crap all
all the way down the slide.
That's some prank right there.
Dude, that's bad.
Wait, that's blood on there, man.
I'm supposed to go this way.
It's completely dark.
I'm assuming I'm not.
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
I
Like them floors. I'm not gonna lie them floors clean
They need to be snapped together better though because those are coming apart. Oh
Dude, can you imagine the amount of germs on this floor? Look how dirty they look?
Lord have mercy. Can I pick these up?
No
What's going on here? Oh dude, dude, that is a core memory dog where you had to put your shoes in it
Bro
That is a core memory when you had to put your shoes in a McDonald's time when you was a kid
it
Nostalgia hey, buddy, who are you?
Alright, let's uh
Looks like we need to what my step right here
All right, looks like we need to go up this way unless I can go in here. I can't let's go up this way
Okay, do I turn this on perhaps and that will let me open the door?
I can't move.
Who was that?
What was that?
The prototype?
Who was that?
Who was it?
Broke thinks he's the prototype or something
Who was that I mean, I appreciate you for cutting off for me. I could have got it myself, but I mean I appreciate you
Thanks
You didn't do nothing for me this door don't even open bud. Oh, there's another cable. Let me follow it
Okay, it's back there. Can I climb up this slide right here, maybe? Yes, I can.
Always look for an extra route. Clip it, there was a hand.
Dude, nothing gets past you, does it?
Lord have mercy grows the Observator
Lord have mercy nothing gets past you
does it bud I turn this on there we go
See, these are the kind of little mind challenges I can get behind right here.
And I get to take a trip down the slide.
We got Sherlock Holmes on our hands, Shat.
Nobody else saw it but him.
I don't think I'm supposed to be here.
I'm about to get chased again, huh?
I'm about to get chased again. Oh
It's really dark. Oh
It's like unfathomably dark. I can't go in here. It's so dark. Oh, there's a light. Okay. Thank you
Where's the narrator, I don't know but I'm not gonna lie. I miss him. I miss him. He brought a quick I
Just died
Well, Chad, let that be a lesson to us.
Always look where you're stepping.
Hey, they got me on camera.
The narrator brought a great comfort
that I didn't realize was such a good comfort
until it was gone.
And now that he's gone, everything is worse.
I wish he was here.
OK, I'm going to run and jump here.
Clean, easy.
I hear something walking around. Wait, what?
What? He'd quiet from whom?
Another code?
Oh!
Oh, okay.
What's...
Dude, is it above me?
What is the code just like one two three four five or something?
The doors yeah the doors are all in order
Purple, green, pink, white.
That's, that's pink.
Purple, green, pink, white.
Six is the first number.
Is this green to y'all? No, six, three. Purple, green, pink. Six, three, seven, and then what? Six, three, seven, and then six, three, seven, blank.
should we just brute force the last number here? I think we should chat. That's gonna
be the easiest move. 6, 3, 7 blank.
Beautiful.
That creature's quick creepy. I'm not gonna lie to y'all.
Oh, it was T and it was behind the door. Okay.
Do you think I can walk regular now? Maybe?
Right here.
I knew it!
Wait, narrator, I see the sub-times but I don't hear you talking.
New Reload.
There it is!
Come back!
Wait, did they blow all the budget for the voice acting in the first level?
Why is he not talking?
New Reload.
Will it save here?
Please tell me it's saved. It has to be bugged, right?
Load. Okay, thank you.
Well, it didn't load where I wanted it to.
Oh my god.
I have PTSD from this place.
You gotta be fisting me.
I know what to do this time though.
It should take five seconds.
It's not going to be a 20 minute ordeal this time, thankfully.
Why was the narrator bugged?
Oh, no.
What was it again?
I forgot.
I'm gonna go do it again.
Orange yellow red green.
yellow red green. Orange yellow red green. Orange yellow red
green blue. Orange, yellow, red, wait no, that was already green. Orange, yellow, red, green, blue.
Yellow, red, green, blue, orange. Oh, it was last now, my bad.
Now this isn't going to be a 20 minute ordeal this time.
We know exactly what we have to do here.
Chad, you think the narrator was bugged or imagined that they just was like, you know
what?
Forget paying his dues for the whole game.
We're just going to put subtitles up there.
They would not do that.
There's no way they would do that.
I miss the narrator bro
Chet I miss the narrator man
Don't y'all miss them
We're good.
We are good.
Here goes nothing.
Prepare yourself.
Chase scene.
We're good.
I forgot about that.
You gotta be serious, I mean!
I still got one way to go right there.
It's left.
Yellow slide!
Toothless from how to train your dragon, wait, true.
It's gonna be hard to be scared of now that you said that.
You didn't ruin it.
Toothless from how to train your dragon? Wait, true. It's gonna be hard to be scared of now
that you said that. You didn't ruin it.
Bro is toothless. I mean not literally, of course.
We're almost immediately back where we was.
Oh no.
Clip it, there's a hand!
Did you see it?
Clip it, there's a hand!
Shout out to that goober.
My bad, Brian's trying to cook you like that.
My bad bro, I ain't trying to cook you like that, my fault.
But I do agree that it was funny, don't you think that was funny, chat that was funny.
No joke, it was funny.
When bro said clip it, there's a hand.
We got a Sherlock Holmes with us in the building.
Clean.
All right, this should be easy this time.
Oh, look at the speed, wine dog.
Ha!
Six.
Three.
Okay.
Okay, here they switch it, they switch it.
I can't believe you would do this to me.
Why would you do this to me?
Why would you do this?
Purple, pink, blue, white.
That's pink.
Purple, pink, blue, white.
Six.
And then the next number is that one number.
And then blue, four.
It's that one, it's yeah.
Yeah, blank.
I hate everything, bro.
I hate the internet so bad.
Why has that sloth stuck around for so long?
It's just unreal.
What?
Teal? Yeah, it is teal. I showed the teal one.
Look, teal is four.
Your random success with the 25 gifted. Thank you.
It's uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that's what it is.
You did five?
Yeah, after four didn't work, you simpleton.
You know what? Maybe I was scrolling through the last number too fast and it didn't register.
Let me go back to 4 here. Slowly.
Okay, never mind. You have to go slow.
One 20 with the 5.
I'm gone.
Please tell me the narrator speaks now. Please.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry. I was getting quite worried there for a minute.
He's back.
It seems whatever you experienced back there distracted you
and triggered you to jump to a rather unpleasant series
of entirely fabricated memories.
He's back.
If you see anything like this again,
please immediately turn away
and pay absolutely no attention to it.
We have a purpose here
and quite a full itinerary ahead of us.
Let's get going.
That's a crazy bug that's wild how that even happened
Why is there cameras everywhere dog what I'm good
Bro, there's cameras everywhere play please
No, why you gotta be long
Okay, we need a light for in here.
Maybe, maybe it's like security keeping an eye on us and they're not gonna let nothing happen to us.
Ah, Caleb. I'd like to introduce you to our patent pending Emotional Maintenance Diagnostic Regulation System.
What?
This incredibly sophisticated system of cameras, barriers, and interconnected thought processes
has now been successfully reinstated after nearly a full year of retirement.
Oh, that's what's up.
This, of course, is due to your unexpected inability to focus.
What?!
But please don't be alarmed.
If you are ever to come across something unpleasant feeling again,
or possibly anything related to the inescapable dread of rotting past memories,
memories, please immediately turn away from whatever it is and focus solely on this wonderfully
complex and overarching safety system.
Okay.
Thank you.
Tell him thank you so he doesn't leave again, Chad.
I wish that door wouldn't have opened.
Wait, this is very ominous.
Welcome to Walton.
Not just a cute red balloon, but an integral and fundamental part of our childhood.
I'm sure you remember that countless times he's personally helped lift up our spirits
after a rather long day.
In a moment, you'll get to actually hold her.
Excuse me.
Let's move on.
Why is the floor doing this, narrator?
Hey, Walter.
Hey Walter. Okay Walter have a good day. W. Walter I guess. Walter got motion. Got like billboards and
Everything look
Walter got motion
What's this?
Why is that long? Oh
There's a light right here
Clean you know the game looked it crazy clean though
I wish I had a permanent flashlight though Chad I'm not gonna lie is that thing alive it better not be
Okay, so obviously need to bring where's Walter I know where Walter is I just saw Walter
Dude this legitimately looks like real life it's unreal
Should I get this?
He got mad at me when I hit it before, should I hit it again?
Oh
Klan please try to be more careful with what you touch wait that just made some stuff disappear
My bad narrator, I won't do it again. Don't leave me again. I'm sorry
Okay, that light goes in here.
I see you're having a bit of trouble, don't worry.
While I can't directly help you solve this, I can provide various thoughtful and warm-hearted
lines of emotionally conscious... I'm not struggling yet.
You're doing wonderfully.
Wait, is it just me or did this light just disappear forever?
Get my light back!
Oh, there it goes.
Chat this place crazy
Can I bring this with me am I gonna mess the game up under this I?
Probably just messed the game up doing that surely they wouldn't let you do that without like
Oh, no
Okay, I can't even go, I thought I was trapped!
Got it!
That was for absolutely nothing, by the way.
Was that just for the fun of it?
I'm gonna bring this with me.
Swap a flashlight.
Alright, let's see what's down this ominous hallway.
Okay.
All right, let's see what's down this ominous hallway
Okay hallways rather creepy I must say
Yeah, just do it for the love of the game, I guess but he gets this doors lock
Then I see you found a little crack in a joyful maintenance route
Not to worry. There's nothing for us here anyway. Please turn back immediately.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, narrator. I appreciate you for that.
Hi. I'm just popping in to let you know. You're doing great.
Thanks.
Oh, we gotta bring Walter in here.
Chef, we gotta bring Walter in here.
But it wouldn't let me grab Walter a minute ago.
Can I grab Walter now?
Walter, can you come with me real quick?
What? Ah, it's a...
Oh, oh!
Walter!
Me and Walter, look at us!
We're a team!
W. Walter, man.
All right, Walter, sit right here, please.
And that powers one part of the door.
And this powers the other part.
No, it doesn't.
There's one more cable.
cables in here just let me go to the door what are we
I actually just sold the game.
That's nothing but a light right there, got it?
There's no way that's possible!
I take this light.
Where's my third light at? Okay, there's not a third light.
I imagine you might be currently experiencing feelings of frustration.
Yes!
I assure you, these feelings are completely valid.
But in fact, considering the abnormally large amount of time you've already spent on this puzzle,
you're statistically more likely to find the answer now than ever.
Dog, are you not gonna tell me anything?
Okay, I got it.
Wait, this is like legitimately impossible.
Dude, I did not know this was possible.
Dude, I did not know this game was going to have all this in it.
Dog, why do we just kind of throw just all the time in the-
Does that make me scared?
I lost the tunnel first. Dude, but the thing is, that makes no sense.
It doesn't make sense, does it?
Puzzles suck, yes they do, yes they just do.
It's nothing but a time torch for no reason.
This adds nothing but frustration, literally nothing.
Yo Benzie with the five, thank you.
Hold on, I'm thinking.
I got it, this has to be it.
How could that not be it?
How can you do that faster?
Okay, so dumped in my chimney with the five gifted.
Is that the way to do it?
That's legitimately not- it's not possible to get him any faster.
The green connects to the switch?
Wait, does it really?
No I don't even have to grab the green one.
Wait, yes you do, you have to.
Is there a second cable from Walter?
I started to say connector and cable at the same time.
Oh man.
Wait, so this opens that.
this one is going so all I technically need to do now is this
a second by the way don't believe it not even for a second not even for a second
safe yeah okay bud Wow L kids would I even use of the shoe thing take some
take some initiative to put your shoes in there not just throw them there what's
wrong with you man it's there for a reason but Buster
Like just put your shoe in the shunt thing.
That's why it's there.
Dude, I keep hearing something.
Is there like a drone following me?
Or is that the camera?
Oh, there's the creepy clock again.
Oh, yeah, it's the camera.
All right, I'm assuming I climb up here because there's nowhere else to go.
Oh, there is this one thing right here.
I'm not sure if this is the correct way I need to go though.
I'm assuming maybe not, because it's circled straight back, let's go up the slide.
Bro, you're cooking for real. I just walked in a straight line, not gonna lie.
Oh, I can't go up the slide, okay.
Oh, I can go through here.
Is this where we was a minute ago?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, that's kind of an aesthetic right there.
That is kind of an aesthetic.
matter of fact, I'm gonna leave y'all on that aesthetic while I go use the restroom
because I'm about to actually pee pee in my drawers, dog.
Yo, court with the five, thank you, hold up a minute!
One moment!
Let's go.
Now, surely Chad, we've made it through all the difficult puzzles, right?
We've made it through all the difficult puzzles of the game.
Surely we did.
Surely, right?
Oh, they got hit with an ad. That's tough.
Lock in. We keep moving.
Hey, lock in, lock in, we keep moving.
Let's go.
Let's see what's over here!
Ah, the Funnometer. A perfect stop on our joy-filled journey.
Unfortunately, it seems to be momentarily unpowered.
But, given your demonstrated proclivity for resolving unexpected challenges,
I'm sure you can figure it out.
So I gotta turn the Thonometer on?
Please start all the generators to restore power.
Well, surely that seems easy, right? That don't seem like that's too difficult.
Well, I can go turn a generator on.
As long as I don't have to do long division to turn it on, then it should be alright.
Band the guy that just said this is gonna take an hour. No, it's not. I don't work
they got no power all right we got to find four generators chat for not three
three, not two, four of them.
I have no idea where I'm at, but I am hoping that there is a generator somewhere.
There's one.
That's a good start.
Beautiful even.
There's probably another one right around the corner.
Shall I go down the slide?
Chad, it's tempting.
I might just go down the slide.
Let me see what's over here real quick first.
I have a feeling there would be another switch over here.
Just a feeling.
Kitty.
I farted. Thanks. Thanks for letting us all know that.
Oh, I could have took the slide. It would have took me to the same place. I didn't know.
That's creepy. I'm going. Okay, that's not as creepy when you get in there, but it's fine.
Man imagine being five and doing that that'd go crazy if you was five for real tell me
it wouldn't man if you was five that would go crazy all right look we have two of four
Switches we just need two more now
Not gonna lie kind of goes crazy right there even not being five that was kind of cool
All right chat two more we're 50% done see look look at the TV
See you see that that means we're 50% done
All right, have I gone up here, Chad?
I have not gone up here because it doesn't look familiar.
Okay, let's take this slide and see where it takes us to.
Okay, this area is a little creepy.
I'm gonna keep it a stack, which all.
Can I get a flash light?
I really just can't see nothing.
I just can't see nothing.
It's so dark.
Wait, what is this area?
Have I been here?
Chad, have I been here?
I think I have turned the brightness up would that be cheating if I turned the brightness up
How much cheating would that be
I fear the worst
I fear the worst oh it's Gamma
okay that's a little too much
that right there. This is better, right? Wait, it kind of made the game look like doodoo
now. What was it on before? Was it just on one before? What was it on? It was on one.
Yeah, I'm not a lot of game was kind of looking like doodoo with that up higher
All right, let's follow this cable here wait that runs up there
I'm tracking the cable
I see it. Do you see it? I see it. Do you see it? Now it's just about getting up there
to it. Okay, we gotta figure this out. How do I get there to it now? Let me cook. There's
the door. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. The door led to absolutely nothing. Resolution
scale on or chat y'all some nerds bruh
did that do anything
how do you get over there
Oh, Chad I'm cooking. Chad I'm cooking. I am cooking.
That is a core memory. Oh my.
Dude that is such a core memory dude!
Quiet.
Oh
Wow the game looks cleaner now all right we have three up four
One more to go
Lock in. You still didn't apply it. Dog, like, I would actually throw you in jail just for
that simple comment right there if I had the power to. You'd be gone. You'd serve a ten
year sentence for that. Like ten years gone in the slammer. In the stony lonesome, you'd
be gone. One more cable, follow it. It's above. Cheddar, you following? It's above and then
it goes left. It's over there somewhere, right? Does it go left? Right there, I can't tell
100%. Let me go look. No, it wraps around. It's way up there. We got to find a way
all the way to the top. Hold up. I see it. Do you see it? Did you see it? We got to
find a way all the way up to the top.
I saw something. I'm off that big dollar, y'all lost y'all's clip room just a long time ago.
We good off that.
It was right here! This was the easiest one!
That was not that difficult at all.
What's that note?
Squish it back and start all over.
Denying conditional black, green and oolong tealies.
Oh, you think I'm gonna kill you?
What was that?
As easy as one, two, three, four, you get it from the gold or the oranges.
You'll use every nine.
Get it.
Get this guy.
Get him.
Squish it back and start all over.
Okay, do I shoot the gun?
Denying conditional black, green and oolong tealies.
I'm shooting the gun!
Hi, I'm just popping in to let you know.
Don't be afraid to have some fun.
Wait, I can't shoot me!
I'm going to collect joy after all.
Go let loose, jump around, knock something over.
Just make sure you do all of that inside our heavily constructed maintenance path.
Wait until I tell you what, dear.
Why can't I shoot this right now?
I'm gonna throw in the power roll!
I'm gonna go play tic-tac-toe again, Shadow of the Wind.
You need to load it with ammo?
Wait, perhaps you're onto something.
Actually, no, you're not your band, matter of fact.
Can you load it with ammo?
I don't think you can.
Alright, let's go play Tic Tac Toe real quick.
Do I remember how to get up there?
I think I do. I remember all things.
Right here.
Hey, who reset it?
I
Won
You know how I win
Do the pattern from the TV all the pattern said was take that go
I'll go back and look at it don't make sure
Rey Mysterio's mask with the five gifted.
They better have my shawo when I get back over here.
It's merely a two second clip, not even two seconds!
Green and Oolong tea leaves.
Oolong tea leaves.
As easy as one tea for a bloodbath from a cold or a grunge.
And you can look at this every night.
It's it!
Get this gather.
Squish it back and start all over.
Ignite the conditional black, green and Oolong tea leaves.
Oolong tea leaves.
I don't top to left top left to right
I said top to left.
Alright, turn them all back around.
Wonderful.
Excellent work killer.
Did I do it?
Did I do it? Can I go shoot the gun now?
Can I go shoot the gun now, please? Let me do that. I don't want to do that.
Please let me shoot the gun. I'm being good, bro. Let me shoot it.
Oh
Oh, it's back up here!
Oh!
Clean!
I missed a shot yet!
Ah!
No, you did not.
Why is it falling apart?
Tough shot!
Oh!
I missed a shot!
Oh!
I missed a shot!
Oh!
I missed a shot!
Oh!
I missed a shot!
Oh!
Oh
No, it's way over there
I
What
Don't worry Caleb, we have plenty of time.
Let me practice the route before I go over there.
This was blocked off, wasn't it, Chad?
We got it this time, lock in.
Oh, I gotta go around over there, do you see it?
I have to go all the way down and around up those stairs over there.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
Oh my goodness, it's random every time.
It's okay Caleb. I'm sure you'll get it this time.
Shut up sir, matter of fact, leave again. I don't like you no more.
Clean, I haven't missed a shot yet.
Clean.
How do you get over there?
Oh, you can crawl through there, I still got it in time.
I believe you do need to shoot those foam cubes into that great big funnel.
I got that shot off before the buzzer don't play with me.
Yo, ref, run that back!
Cleaned.
Yes.
Seth, this is it right here.
Cleaned.
I have still yet to miss.
Unknown with the team, thank you.
I mean lights out dog lights out shooting dude
go go go go go beautiful right here
Go! Go! Go! No hesitation!
She's the one who's the track star!
She got no nowhere when I get her!
See, that's not fair right there.
Wait a minute.
What, are you serious?
Okay, I was about to say I was about to say there's no way they make you do that again
Hup!
Now!
Malay!
Hup!
Excuse me, wait, excuse me.
Wait, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Wait, excuse me?
I'm guaranteed you're the way this is.
Oh
Okay, bro, just fast-forward me to the interchase scene. I don't need to do this over and over.
Have it all y'all feel stupid now so you don't have to go down.
Left after?
Oh!
Come on.
Get on up.
Try all the air.
Why'd you look behind you out in the middle of nowhere?
Huh, gets to get on a trial and error.
Why'd you look behind you? In my defense, I didn't do that. The game did it on its own.
In my defense, the game turned around on its own right there. I'm serious.
Wait, is this where it was a minute ago first try facts that was first try absolutely was
Your crowd say
All the arrows are pointing right here, so I'm sure master this go right here
I'mma do that. CJ with the five.
Arcade? What is... I did all that to find the locked door.
to find a lot more. Okay, cool little arcade, I guess. That's cute. The narrator
why? Teddy, I like the narrator. I kind of feel bad for talking about him like that, but...
Yo, can you get me far away from this area like for him?
I'm so tired of seeing the McDonald's Playhouse.
Dude, get me away from here.
I beg of thee.
Get me out the Mickey D's Playhouse right now.
It appears I've taken the wrong turn.
What?
There was a light.
Light out here?
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh.
Or was there a light in here?
Did you see it, Chad?
Did you see the light?
Oh that's neat!
But I fear it's led to nothing but a painting.
Who?
You'll be saying clip for anything?
Oh yeah, that's why y'all lost y'all's clip, we're just...
Take the light with you, what are the odds I take this line out and instantly die now?
Oh, I just need to be a little farther back and I'm good I
Just need to be a little farther back and we got that right there 100%
Watch
They all awareness now the floor was just disappeared
Okay, so if I go boom, and then if I go right here, then I go boom, you just die.
I got it.
Chad, I got it right here.
I did not look at chat and see this.
I just thought of it on my own.
Watch this.
I did not look at the chat to see this.
I just thought of it on my own.
Watch.
Beautiful.
Completely thought out on my own.
Okay, do me a solid and don't kill me here, please.
We made it.
I still have a light, too.
I'm sure I'll need it.
WALTER!
WALTER WHAT IS IT BUDDY?
WALTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING PAL?
Oh wait this is gonna be easy.
Oh wait you follow me huh?
Wait WALTER YOU FOLLOW ME?
Wait a minute, Walter.
Walter, how do I get to you?
What?
Come here, Rock!
Guide him through the maze.
He doesn't like...
There's no entrance for him.
Right there.
Walter?
Are you in there?
You're not in there.
Walter, we're going to get you out of here.
Just relax.
Walter, right there.
there. You'll do those doors Walter!
What?
What are those two doors?
Walter, come here!
He's stuck! Or she's stuck!
Walt.
Walter, this way.
Why are you not floating this way Walter float this away float
You did it wrong oh go figure dog like
She's stuck in there.
Walter, can you really not go anywhere?
Like, are you dead serious right now, Walter?
Go up, bro, Walter can't move from this spot.
Dude, what are you doing?
Dog, the balloon cannot move from the spot.
What do you mean?
What am I doing?
I don't have the light, my man.
Wait, I don't have the light now.
Wait, what?
You brought me here again?
Was that a bug or was that my fault?
My bad, I was trying to figure out a puzzle man, golly, my bad.
Clean.
Locked.
So do I not start Walter right there?
What?
I reloaded.
I know I can go up here.
that doesn't matter because Walter stuck forever.
That doesn't make sense because we completely reloaded.
Go to the menu.
I'm going to have to go to the menu.
Just look it up. No, we're not confused. Walter was stuck.
Crouch wall leading Walter. We're not confused. Walter was bugged.
I just said that.
game had so much potential, true, and got poppy play time-ified.
You've only say E to interact, you think I'm that stupid game?
Did you ever say E to interact?
Are they serious?
They just said E to interact.
Do they think I'm stupid?
Chat, they must think I'm stupid.
Do we like some background music or something?
Like some little jingles?
While I'm doing these tedious like, a little tasks,
like at least we like some jingles in the background,
like ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee, ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee.
Like some background, like some, like some, uh,
That room's music is up.
Yo, narrator, now would be a good time to chime in, Buster.
Not gonna lie.
Narrator, now would be a good time to chime in.
Yes, Walter.
Yes.
Yes, Walter.
Through there, Walter.
Yes!
Good job, Walter!
Go through these doors.
Go through the doors, Walter.
Walter, go through the doors.
I have to power the doors, I'll be right back.
Go through the doors, yes.
Yes, Walt.
Now.
Now stay there.
No, no, Walter, stay there.
Walter, go down there.
You'll be walled.
Go down there.
I can't go through here, Walter.
You're going to have to do something.
Oh, now I've got to cut the power chat.
Just saved me right there for once.
Good job.
Now, yes, good job, Walter.
Walter, Walter, Walter, Walter, Walter, Walter, this way.
Walter.
Walter, why can't I grab you?
Yes!
Finally.
Ah, there we are.
Finally you're back!
It seems you got a bit distracted back there.
Before we continue...
What do you mean the game burned?
Yo, you about to make me mad.
It should remind you that these intrusive thoughts
and their accompanying feelings and loneliness, guilt and existential dread
are in fact not real, and bear no truth or substance whatsoever.
So please, if you do see anything like that again, immediately turn away and forget the time you're about to take a seat.
How many times are you going to say that, bro? You don't tell me that 15 times!
Now, let's move over to a different memory.
Are you getting me out of here? Are you getting me out of this place?
This place did not have this much motion to have this many benches people were not
line up to get in here please
they were I was there no I'm good but let me guess this door won't open a door
opened on its own
Everything looks the same.
It looks like you stumbled into another memory loop.
I'm sure you can figure this out.
I'll be back momentarily.
What?
Why, what do you mean?
Wait, there's no way you're going to confuse and slot me back to back, right?
One step forward, two steps back.
And I'm actually stupid.
I legitimately thought that was going to do something.
I can't go back travel forward one then go two doors back
you have a once I go through one that door locks so do I do this again
I just went through one.
One step in the exit, then take two steps back out.
Oh!
What?!
Oh, cool.
Oh
What
Now I go through there, right?
Do I go through there, through there, or do I go through there and come back?
What do you mean, yes?
Yes.
Oh, I got it.
Wait, no, I don't have it.
The footsteps always lead forward to a door.
What did you just say?
I don't know, man. I watch people play games so I don't have to worry about it.
Chat, what reflection y'all talking about?
Why does there have to be something unfathomably confusing at every turn?
This would be a 30 minute game without it. Same with Bob and Blayton. I don't understand.
It's like the cup from the same exact cloth.
I feel like I'm playing another Bob and Blayton. It's unreal.
Why does it just have to be this in here? I don't understand.
Am I stupid or is this like, what is this?
Am I stupid?
Reflection of the exit sign.
Chat, what about it?
Oh
That one also says no exit
Finally chat y'all act like somebody is simple y'all have watched somebody play this and act like finally
He's so stupid. I'll be a model dad. He's so stupid
This is a goober now when you saw somebody play this that's the only reason you don't know who would have thought we're looking to reflection the floor dog
I need to do stupid
That was the first thing I thought that was looking to reflection the exercise
It's stupid. You saw somebody play it
That one is red.
You don't say.
Does that mean I go in this one?
I'm trying to light off, I bet.
I want to keep it a stack, which I'm not even close to understanding what this could
possibly mean. Like I'm not even in the same universe of understanding what this could
possibly actually mean. Read the posters. I've literally read them. It says takes one step
forward and two steps back. Like I am like, you ever be in like a math class or like a
class and the teacher sitting there explaining something like, yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, right.
in your head the whole time. It's like, dude, I am nowhere even in the same universe of
knowing what to do. You know what I mean? This might be a YouTube tutorial right here.
Go backwards, but here's the thing, there is no backwards because the footsteps always
point towards, like, a door.
I'm going back.
Lost bystander with the five.
Yeah, that's the entire chat right now because there's out of 57,000 people.
There's not a single person in here smart enough to just tell me exactly what I need
to do that's unbelievable how collectively dumb everybody is it's
unreal
it's unbelievable that's like insane I can't believe that
you know how many fifty seven thousand people is that's like that is like a
gigantic like stadium
They all say no exit.
Why do they all say no exit?
Go back, don't, don't.
Go through here then go back, right?
Go through here and then you mean go back before the door closes?
Y'all keep saying xQcStream
Oh my
Are you stupid?
Yes!
There's nothing for you behind you.
Ours was ahead.
Almost had a heart attack.
That's un- I can't believe, what is this parallel?
are we dead ass with this game yeah oh my god
wake there's no way he just figured it out
no exits wait did he just now realize the floor reflection strap really dude
really really oh he just now learned the floor reflection strap that I that I
invented no exits
yeah that's wild no exits almost had a heart attack I actually almost had a
heart attack I was laughing so bad my heart almost just exploded in my chest
that's unbelievable I just almost died
court with 5000 bits W court with the 5000 bits two doors then go back through one okay
thereby stipulate QC stream on a scope there bro has the most book wielded look I've ever
seen in my life. I've never felt more like, yeah, I feel that. Go through two, then back
Does it matter which two I go through?
Two.
Back one, like that.
I am about to look up a YouTube tutorial.
Now it turned red. What do I do now that it turned red?
When you go back through the door, the sign turns red. Try making them all red.
What?
What does that mean?
So I got to do it exactly?
So I have to go through every door then come back out on all of them?
I just walk through and before it completely closes come back in.
Yes.
Try it.
Oh, my God.
No exit.
No exit. What do you mean?
No, no exit.
Red?
Green?
So we have two red and one green.
They're both green now.
This is the, yo, this is actually probably the dumbest puzzle I've ever seen in the history
of a game.
Yo, gavs.
Dude, I actually am so disgusted.
I might leave my first ever steam review.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.
What are you doing?
Why are we just putting stuff in the game to torch time for no reason?
I don't understand.
I don't get it.
I'm about to start twerking. I'm about to get completely naked and start working.
Like I'm talking completely naked. Like full on. Like full on naked.
That was the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life.
That was the dumbest puzzle, arguably in the history of gaming.
That was the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life, and I cannot believe how stupid
that was.
the crazy part is I did that entirely on my own and nobody from the chat ever
said to do anything. I'm playing. Yo, Marcy Hart, you're you're modded.
I am actually in shock at how stupid that was. I need a second. I need a second.
I actually need a second.
Check XQC? No way bro, still there. I mean actually yeah there is a way.
That's the back.
Oh my god.
I feel so bad for him.
I feel so bad for him. It's unbelievable. I feel so bad for him. It's actually unbelievable. I'm so sad. I
Would not wish this on hardly anybody
No, I would only wish this on string snipers and like
severe horrific criminals who've done horrible things. That's about it
He got it
He got it he got it he got it
No, he sold wait no he got it
He got it he should just walk straight through after this next one open and keep going backwards. Oh lord. He had it
He had it. That's all good.
He had it too.
Let's keep going.
Hey, look, I'm a dog. I don't know if he wants help. Some people don't want help.
I do. Personally, I do. Some people don't like it. Some people are very strict on no
backseat game because like knock up, I can't figure out a puzzle in 30 seconds tell me the
happen. Always go don't you dare. This is what I was born for. I eaten burrito in a third
form, traveling through the small intestine, ready to get dookied out. This is what I was
born for right here. You know what I mean?
Wait a minute, this isn't gonna be a maze, right?
Oh, came with a year back to back, what you talking about?
I'm happy for him.
Game of the year.
What you doing?
I'm happy.
XQC figured it out.
Did he really?
I'm happy for him.
Yo, devs, do me a solid let's go.
to the game with like some actually scary stuff and liminal spaces and no puzzles please.
That would be that would be outstanding though like truly.
Like I think back rooms games that you wonder around the back rooms until you have to find your
way out are great. Not with like little stuff like that that's like bro come on.
What is this?
What on this planet is this?
We're in the back rooms for real now.
Wait, now we're actually in the back rooms.
I don't see no cables leading to this door.
Theoretically, would she just be able to walk up and open this door?
I cannot believe I was able to open a door without doing a puzzle.
I can't believe it.
My chest hurts. I almost died laughing so hard.
I actually think I pulled a muscle in my chest unironically when I was laughing at Excusy there.
I actually think I did.
Why are you throwing numbers at me?
Blue Orange Green?
Who was that?
Hey, who was that?
Oh, that dude got a wingspan on him. Who is that?
Blue, orange, green, yellow?
Remember that just in case.
That's no order, right?
Blue, orange, green, yellow?
Right here?
Blue, orange, green, yellow?
Just in case you never know.
Excellent.
We've successfully arrived in our recollection of the bounce house.
Ah.
We've successfully arrived in our recollection of the bounce house.
Ah, but it looks like we'll need to quickly address one last safety measure before we get fully established on our designated path.
But I'm quite certain you'll find it entirely manageable.
I doubt it.
Are you going to explain what that is, sir?
Hi, I'm just popping in to let you know.
Whatever it is you're currently doing, you're doing wonderfully.
I
2-4, right there!
What are you talking about, Boggie?
Who is, who is Boggy? Boggy!
So out of all the confusing slop in this game, you put on the whiteboard to pick up a keycard
inserted into key card slot and it opens door.
Not at times, but it's just getting through me.
Not getting it right when you're trying your best can make you feel like there's something fundamentally wrong with you.
But, despite this, might I remind you of the many joyful memories yet to come on our meeting in truth.
Each one brimming with that uncomplicated joy that makes...
I'M COMPLICATED J-
I'm sh-
I'M COMPLICATED-
SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP!
SHUT UP, POP!
Check the codes, not 3142, dude.
I'm about to ban everybody in this chat and well what am I missing here where am I even
supposed to get this code?
Do you have to count the balloons in here?
Yeah, green, blue, yellow, orange, but what does that mean?
Green, blue, yellow, orange, what?
I am actually about to get my cheeks out
and start throwing them things in a circle.
Like you have no idea the velocity
that I'm about to start throwing these cheeks at.
It's gonna be something out of a horror movie when you see it.
Oh, that's a bad time for a raid.
Yo, vanilla mace with the raid, thank you so much.
I am so sorry if you heard what I just said right there.
Thank you. W. Vanilla makes with the radar. I appreciate you for real. Thank you. W. Vanilla with the raid. Thank you. If that's real, it looks real.
Appreciate you, uh, Vanilla with the raid. W. Vanilla. Chat W. Vanilla for real. Thank you.
I y'all y'all came in at a bad time. I wasn't here talking about twerking. That was bad. Thank you
Try what two four one three I
Actually
Four two one three
Where are y'all getting the numbers from 8 4 4 6 chat where y'all dumb where are y'all
spawning these numbers
where where how where how where how where how how where how you know what's crazy
See, I thought about adding them together and I didn't do it. I'm so stupid.
You added the shoes from both racks together. I actually thought about that, but I thought it would be too simple.
Hmm. Unfortunately, it looks like we'll need to momentarily parkways.
Please remain on course, retrieve the key card, and promptly return back without any further unnecessary interruptions.
Shut up man.
This has been the best part of the game so far.
This is the most realistic game I've ever played.
I could easily squeeze this on a rail too.
Okay, see I like this it's just straight line
Slot puzzles. No, this is good. I like this. This is fine. Okay. Lovely with the team. Thank you
Seven seven that's a light
Yeah, I fully went off the rails dog. Does that not look like a saving when I crouched
through? I thought that was like, Oh, there's a number of a code yet. That's my left behind
clothes after I got two man at puzzles and just completely took them off and
took off running butt naked.
I'll put this here.
Okay, so I need another light for here too. Got it. Let me take this back for now.
We have to go collect another. Well, no, maybe let me leave it here. It's sure
there'll be another one up here. What were those footsteps? Was that me? Okay, it was.
Oh, okay, go figure.
Oh, God, just take it before I go. Oh, no, they intentionally made it to where you can't get
it then go through the door. Ain't no stopping me. Got a wise guy on there.
Mod the guy that just said inside right of the door. Thank you so much! Lord have mercy,
bottom. Never mind your band because I didn't do anything for me. Wait, never mind. Yes,
again, I take that back. You're still modded. Wait, never mind. No, your band that didn't
do anything for me the door is open but I can't go through because it's blocked
the wall chat what wall y'all talking about what do you mean
I mean, I see the wall, but that doesn't make sense.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
What?
We need Bazinga Boy to help us?
Yeah, where's Bazinga Boy when you need him?
Oh, a new mechanic that has not been in the entire game thus far until literally just now.
Mods bamboozling the boy.
Why is the door still not opened?
Oh, they were blocking that.
You'll never believe that the door still won't open.
Why is there no power?
I fear nobody in the world knows what that means.
What does E mean?
Chat, there's no power with this.
You can't...
Like, you can barely drag the box and now it wants to work.
Why now?
Why not a second ago?
you need two lights yeah let me cook
That goes there you all see what I'm saying chat
I
My genius
That's going to hold the door.
I'm going to grab this.
The box is going to hold the door open.
I've got to use the restroom again.
Mr. McGinny, I'm going to sit here in awkward silence
until I get back.
We're back. I gotta be close to the end, right, Chad? Gotta be. We're gonna see the ending,
gotta be close to the end smoke right now if i if i was a smoker right now would be the time
i will pop another breath mytho
yes i washed my hands
where am i at oh
Oh my goodness, the door opened.
Do I jump in there?
I suppose yes.
I'm not going to be able to
if
Why did the wall just disappear there?
Oh, it killed me when I can absolutely see nothing.
Oh, I had a flashlight that whole time, I'm out.
I guess I should be faster there.
I guess you just have to be legitimately pixel perfect to make it.
Or is there a light for the door?
Now there's no light!
Dude, like, what is this?
Hello? How fast do you need to go?
I
How do I still have a light?
And I gotta do this one again? Oh my god.
How do I still have a line after that?
This is what we came here for.
now.
Well, it appears that your wandering attention has inadvertently caused a critical destabilization
in our memory meter.
However, rest assured, we've come prepared for this.
Please continue to the Amateur to your right.
Was that my smoke alone that y'all just heard, was that me?
But like, why do I not have a light now?
Why is it moving us?
Unfortunately, you've become quite distracted.
I do feel emotion at the level of guilt and emptiness and nothing to worry about.
But I can see you're not going to listen.
So, before we continue our experience, we're going to need to make a slight detour.
Since you have a moment, I'd like to quickly draw a parallel between your subconscious and that sandwich I mentioned before.
I'd literally like to draw a parallel between my butt cheeks and your forehand nod.
That's the parallel.
Continuing to seep in fester until it eventually consumes everything we hold dear.
While the complete and total collapse of your perceived reality may sound distressing,
I can assure you there is absolutely no cause for concern.
In routine, simply staying focused on the joys of life renders that mold entirely inert.
However, in the event you just can't seem to focus despite numerous polite and warm-hearted reminders,
we need to take slightly more aggressive precautions.
All this news said is the entire game is over and over you got distracted go this
way that's been his entire dialogue the whole game that's literally it that's
all he has said the entire game
is this the end oh my goodness I'll jump for joy if it is please put the
shoot power switch and position yourself directly above the large red
It's not gonna be that easy is it?
Wait am I stupid? What larned for it not?
Did he say position yourself under the large red dot?
Wonderful.
Now, we can finally get you going where you should have been headed in the first place.
Okay. Is that it?
No. No. This can't be right. I've done everything right. I've corrected everything you've messed
up. Every mistake, every misdirection, every distraction you've entertained. I fixed it
Why do you insist on defying me?
Let's get you back on track. I'll return shortly.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one!
The narrator no longer makes me feel safe. No, I've been fed up with him.
I've been fed up with him.
Ow!
What do you know?
Drag the white man, you know what y'all carry tonight. I don't know what I've done without y'all in here
Blue car yellow green red
Blue, yellow, green, red.
Let me grab that.
Blue, yellow, green, red car.
Do I keep dragging it, baby?
Did I just make a mistake?
Oh, no, I didn't. Go ahead.
Four, three, no.
Four, four, two, three, four.
I
Nine five
Did I just get that first try chat let me find out
4 4 9 oh of course, that's not right
7 5 not 7 9 5 4 there's no way I was that off 7 9 5 4
Oh, seven, five, nine, four.
Now, legitimately, every single second of this game has something to torque's time for no
reason.
It is truly remarkable what's worse than Poppy Playtime.
And Poppy Playtime is the king of torches and dimes for no reason.
It is legitimately unreal.
Yeah!
What?
Am I being stupid right now?
Can I drag this?
No, I can't drag this.
Wait, what?
Drag the big piece to where?
Do I have to wedge it under the door?
Unfortunately, no.
Am I on drugs?
The A key actually does nothing. It does nothing but take it off.
This doesn't even fit under here.
I'm about to puke.
It won't move at all now.
Turn over! Not long ways!
Why don't you check XQC again?
There's no way it's the same situation as earlier.
can't believe it. Are you supposed to do what he's doing and bring it through
there? No way, right?
Puzzle games aren't for you. Oh, please shut up. This is not a puzzle game.
This is straight stupidness. This is outright stupid.
do I drag it through here I just figured it out I actually just figured it
out no joke I just figured it out no joke I did I did literally just hit me I
I don't know, the game just sucks, never mind.
It says hold E to flip barrier, it doesn't mean anything.
Like, that does nothing for me.
What are you doing?
an absolute act of Congress.
So that had nothing to do with it.
Yo, poor with the 25 gift and W court.
the mechanic doesn't even work how it's eat like it doesn't move it's stuck it's
It's actually stuck.
Oh my god.
Refund this game now.
You can't because they torture time to where it takes six
hours to beat it because they know if they torch enough
of your time, you're out of the refund window.
Why is it not dragging this way?
Why is it not dragging that way now?
Why not?
You can only push it forward.
You can't move it, like you can't, the thing, it will not move it to where you want it to go.
What about there?
No, it's directly over it, because the game will not, there's no rotate button, and even
when I'm grabbing it trying to pull it even then.
How about that?
Now you're just going to turn completely over, huh?
Yeah, just turn, just turn plumb over, why don't you?
Right there!
God!
Am I tweaking now?
It won't let me drag it closer.
I can't drag it any closer.
Physically will not let me drag it any closer
Excuse me stood on the rubble and you can pull it
Yo, please let the game in here. Like, actually, what a shame.
Why did I just walk into a room with nothing in it?
Oh, the crack that you can't see!
There's something going to jump out and chase me might as well.
What?
No, no, no, what are you doing?
I told you.
Hey!
What the hell are you doing?
I told you!
I
I usually don't good games having all but get fried I swear.
Oh, fuck.
And it puts me all the way back. You all are actually not invited by the Finances game.
I have not been this mad at a game in a minute. I cannot believe this
I am in shock!
There's just a close bastard!
He doesn't buy a place, bro!
There was just a closed basket in my face!
What just killed me?!
You need to drop it on the monster! Yeah, but the rest of you will still die there, right?
You have to drop it on the monster right there
This is not normal.
It focuses my gaze on an exit sign and I'm not able to turn away and it expects me to
do anything else.
I'm actually muting this. I'm so tired of hearing it.
Chad, I literally have been looking forward to this game for two years.
Oh my God.
I can't believe it. I actually cannot believe it.
A CLOSE BASKET!
But you have to force your gaze away from that.
I'm not dying again, I swear. Where do I go now?
Stop! There's nothing for you!
Stop it!
Stop trying to be epic, man! It's over!
I guess I'm part mountain goat.
I'm not gonna die if I jump down here.
I actually cannot, this has to be a joke. Is this an April Fool's joke?
Would they put this much work into an April Fool's joke?
Let's just go hollow save!
Stop it!
Okay, like when the monster comes out, what now?
Because I'm not doing all that again.
I
I have been looking forward to this game every since I saw it two years ago I
usually don't cook game developers but this was actually I would rather eat
human feces I will not be playing part two don't even bother playing a part to
this was actually so unbelievably bad I can't fathom it it's legitimately a one
out of ten like actually this this might actually be the worst game I've ever
played. Like I actually think I would rather play dead by daylight than this game. This
is actually might be the worst game I've actually ever played in my life. I can't believe how
bad this was. I actually can't believe it. There was nothing redeeming about it. The
only thing redeeming about it was the visuals in the back rooms areas look cool, but that
was literally the only reason it gets a one. If it wasn't even for that, it would get a
I am actually in shock at how bad this is. I truly can't believe it.
I feel like I'm about to have a heart, like my chest hurts, like this was so bad.
And from the annoying just, just trial and error chase scenes that last three minutes.
And then when you get to the end of one and you die because you didn't know what to do,
You have to go back because there was no checkpoint,
worth literally anything anywhere.
I can't believe how bad it was.
I am actually like in shock.
When the trailer of this game first came out,
I thought it was gonna be like a liminal back rooms type game.
I didn't know it was gonna be poppy play time, but worse.
Every aspect of it was a slog, dawg. Like, I mean, every aspect of the game was a slog.
The entire game sucked!
Oh, my God. I'm actually, like, I can't believe it.
If part 2 comes out for this game, you can guarantee that there is one person that will
not be playing it and it is your boy right here.
I waited two years, two years, two years, Dutch, all them years, Dutch, all them years, Dutch.
All them years, Dutch, for this.
Well, whatever.
At least we played it.
At least it was played.
I mean, no offense, I ain't trying to cook the desert or nothing, but Lord have mercy.
that was an abomination. I would rather be spanked for four straight hours with a spiked belt.
Grave-streaming the lay-doh, Teh!
That was bad! My God!
We played it.
Either way, we experienced it together, no matter the experience, we experienced it together.
I love y'all man.
Hey, I appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all they get this subs, don't know those bits, follows, and of course, I appreciate
all y'all for just hanging out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.