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Rubber Ducky with a 10. Thank you.
W. Rubber Ducky with a 10.
Kitty. Kitty.
Okay, that's kind of cool. Look at that. Your exo with the 10, thank you with the
five. Thank you. Yo, that's kind of cool. Look at that.
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How we doing on a scale of 1 to 10 up in this thing, Buster?
Mario Galaxy movie was peak. I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all. I didn't even know there was
a Mario movie coming out. I'm glad it was good though. Chad, was the Mario movie good?
I didn't even know there was a Mario movie coming out. Hey, glad it was good
Now he's in the back room trailer. Yeah, we watched it yesterday. It was really good
Okay, bet appreciate you JWJ. Thank you appreciate you J
Yo, 5,000 bits from Dorito, dude
W Dorito dude with the 5,000 bits
happy April Fool's case. Chad's
going to take it easy on the
roast today because he was
everybody away. You look like
you're man. Thank you Dorito
dude for the for the five
thousand bits. Thank you.
Appreciate you Dorito dude.
Chad y'all dude. I'm going to
keep it. I'm going to keep it
real with y'all Chad and I
ain't trying to be a Debbie
downer or nothing but bro I
do not like April Fool's Day.
I ain't trying to be a Debbie
downer or nothing dude but man
I really don't mess with April
Fool's Day man.
day man. I just I can't can't do it. People be saying some crazy stuff. No, it's a joke.
Like brah. But you can't be scaring me like that.
Kitty. Come on. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Oh, there she go swiping at the camera. I'm swiping
at the stream again. She be trying to hit y'all. Look at that. Kitty. W. Kitty. Kitty be up
up in this thing, straight, chilling.
Straight chilling up in this thing.
You already know.
You already know the drill.
Oh, she's still on the table too.
Oh, she about to knock something off.
I can tell she's in one of those moods.
She's about to knock something off the table, Gigi.
PC got hacked, it's over.
Oh yeah, Gigi.
Okay, did you see today was the first moon launch since 1972 as well as the first woman
on the moon.
I did see that launch.
That was cool.
And it was also nerve wracking.
It's like, man, I hope this thing don't blow up.
Dude, do you know how brave you got to be to get on that rocket going to space, dude?
Could you imagine how scary that would be?
You're sitting in there.
It's like, all right, y'all, there's one minute left and this thing's about to shoot
off. Dude, I'd be in there having a straight panic attack,
bro. Cause like getting to space wouldn't even be the
scary part for me to be like, oh man, we got to get this
thing back down. That'd be scary, bro. They brave for that.
No joke. They are brave for that. So what do they take six
days for him to get to the moon, right? Six days. I wonder if they're going to live stream
it or is it still being live streamed? Are they going to live stream them like stepping
on the moon bro that would be hard dog no why not why wouldn't they fake lol oh
here we go again oh they're just doing a fly around oh okay they're just doing a
fly around. Yo, appreciate you pain W pain. Yo, Zach with the 10,000 bits W Zach with the 10,000 bits.
10,000 bits to start to stream. Also, did you see that capcom announced a resume when I DLC with
Chris Redfield as the main character? What?
they did. How could I have not heard about that? Oh, that's April Fool's, your band's
act. See, that's why I hate April Fool's right there. Yo, Zach, your band, peace. Yeah, here,
here, we, here we go. See, that's why I had to see. And I actually believed it for a second.
happy birthday to you chat. Tell Kia happy birthday to happy birthday to you. Thank you.
Y'all see if I get that today. Why I appreciate you. Why thank you.
Chat y'all having a good day man.
Huh? Are y'all having a good day up in here?
I just seen a concerning amount of nose.
I just saw a concerning about a nose I'm thinking about the game last night
Yeah
Yeah, what was your review big dog buddy? Just go to my YouTube and go to the end of the video
You'll see my review of the game
And I am never one to just cook a game
Never I'm never one to cook a game
but man let me tell you dog last night I was tweaking dude I think the pinnacle of my anger
from that game last night was the game where you was trying to move the barrier that actually was
like genuine torture like that was actually like torture like oh man bad reverend with
to five thank you. Is you leave a review? No. I don't I don't really do that but I
left a review but I didn't leave one on steam but my my colleague said what I
what I thought. Man I was hurt. I was hurt it hit me about it hit me bro it
hit me 30 minutes in to 30 minutes in I was like in my mind like oh no
Please get better
Can't go on I was like, oh no
Please get better again
Now I was like
Another 30 minutes ago. I was like, oh, oh, no
Go ahead and get better again
and then uh
It not only didn't but it man, you know, hey
the door puzzle was so bad dog and the thing is it's not to like bro look here
man and people will call you stupid for talking crazy about poppy playtime or a
game like this how about it's a skill issue dog I don't want the only gameplay
loop to be puzzles bro like I don't like I don't I don't want to do a puzzle every 10 seconds
like and especially when it's something that I can literally see with my own two eyes I'm like
that is specifically only here to torch time like that is only here to just to just make something
last longer than it should be. And I ain't talking about just this game either. I ain't
talking about just the game from last night. I'm talking about so many games. Like the
thing with Resident Evil is, there's puzzles in Resident Evil, but the in-between in Resident
Evil is fun. Gun, boom, boom, zombie dead, kick in the face, knife, boom, shoot, grenade.
It's fun in between.
That's why Resident Evil does it so perfectly.
Because it's fun everywhere else.
That when you get to a puzzle, it's like, all right,
I don't mind taking a second to roll.
Dude, I'm not a puzzle guy, but in most Resident Evil games,
when I get to a puzzle, I'm actually kind of relieved.
I'm like, I'm glad I have a couple seconds to breathe
to get away from the constant zombies
so I can bust out a puzzle real quick.
It's perfectly balanced, like perfect.
But then you got games that's like, oh,
You're just gonna do a puzzle literally every 30 seconds.
Like every, dude, I'm talking every turn, boom.
Man, I just got done with that puzzle.
If you're begging like, man,
please let it go at least another 20 minutes without a puzzle.
No, you walk down a hallway, boom, another one.
What is this? Subliminal response?
With the release or at least a subliminal episode one,
we received a lot of mixed feedback and had a lot of bugs that slip through the cracks.
Today's steam post goes over how we plan addressing everything.
Well, let me find that.
What the thing is, it's like, congratulations for the people that get to play it later.
Like that don't do nothing for me.
What do you think?
Like oh man, the guys later on get to have a good time, but guy leave, what's that do
for?
the bugs what even the bad part there was like two bugs let me see Amanda with
the five zero play testers I don't even think that's the problem I think play
testers just like oh man I love this it's great that's the problem it's not a
lack of and it's like, oh, this is good. You know, I was there. Yes, man. Yes. Yes, man.
Should I look at this? Let me see. So,
It's a bleminal.
Chad, y'all know how crunk I was for this for so long, dawg.
I was, dude.
I don't see it.
Oh, here it is.
Wait, I see moist played it.
Does he have a YouTube video on it wait I got to see what he thought
Moist is a very smart individual like your boy, so surely he agreed
Right
XQC played it too
Trust me, I know we had a little funny moment last night where we were stuck on a puzzle for 45 minutes
And people said yo go to xqc stream
I flip over to xqc stream bro just in there stressed on the same exact puzzle as I was
It was the craziest thing ever fast forward 30 minutes later. I'm stuck on another puzzle people come in again
Yo go to xqc stream. I'm like no way I go back to his stream again. We're stuck on the same puzzle again
It's on the moist critical gaming channel
Moist critical his gaming channel
Gaming oh
Yeah, he did not like it. Oh wow I
I don't even have to click the video yet, and I already see why he didn't like it Lord have mercy look at the title of the video
Yo
So subliminal fully came out, part one at least, and wow do people really not like it.
Wow didn't take him nowhere near as long as me.
He so cooked it.
Oh!
He saw you?
Well yeah, I remember he sat on his favorite streamer.
I don't think I forgot about that.
So Subliminal fully came out, part one at least, and wow do people really not like it.
I saw Keso cooked it, saying he'd rather eat human feces.
Yeah.
Yeah, I said that.
Yeah, I said that and I say that I did say that didn't it
Casebook
Saying he'd rather eat human feces
And case who does not usually been to game over
So this has to be something
Extraordinarily bad. That's what I'm saying. I that's why I said a minute ago. I usually don't cook a game, bro
I usually don't I can play the worst game under the sun and it's still good to me
Because if something's made in like a week and it sucks, that's like an art form to me
I don't know why I have an appreciation for it
But when it's something I've been waiting on so long, and it's like huge game huge graphics, and it's like it's like oh now I'm mad
Theses
In case who does not usually been to game over
So this has to be something extraordinarily bad to have queso come in here and start
spitting and shitting on it.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I am beyond curious what happens because the demo was fun.
It was awesome. I remember when the demo with it. I was like the straw like no I
Played the demo. I liked the demo and apparently it's like been a couple years in the making. How could it possibly?
Have fumbled so
Dreadfully, I don't I don't know
I'm very very interested to see and it's not just case. So almost all of the reviews for this are awful
So let's I was I was being nice. I was like, I'm not gonna leave a review on it. All right
Oh, it's nice. I was like, I don't want to give it a thumbs down. I'll just say what I think
Let's get it
Okay, let me see I
Guess moist is just a genius because how did he beat this in sub two hours?
How
And he, he's not even streaming this, is he? Is this just an exclusive video?
He was talking like this was just a video. So how did he figure all this out with no chat?
Like the walking backwards puzzle. How?
He's just a genius.
Let me see what he thought. Okay, there's credits.
I mean, I'm already assuming he agrees with me due to the title of the video, but I gotta
hear it.
Where do I go now?
There's an invisible wall here.
Speed runner, true.
speedrunner. What's the video title? Judging by that face, I don't think he rocked with
it that much. Complete the cannon ending. Same one I got. Nice true ending. Oh the face
don't know how in a way
will you already know the name of the video
that's the name of this video
well fuck i fell into that
i thought for sure i'd just get like the laziest ending all i did was try and
just finish it as quickly as possible
i swear
Dude, when I was three-fourths of the way in,
I'm over here like in my head begging.
I'm like, please, please let me walk through the next door
and let it be like the ending cut scene.
I was begging.
I was like, oh man, please.
Well, that's not the intro.
Like the intro of the game is-
People can't stand looking at XCC's review.
Y'all look at his review.
Is it on Steam?
Fine, like I enjoyed the demo, which is the intro.
I, everything after that just completely falls apart.
I agree with K-Soul, man.
this just is not very good what a shame so much potential it's just kind of
wasted yeah that was not fun even for like I said walking simulator scavenger
hunt simulator horror games man he sounds so broken I feel so bad and I just
can't decide if I just let it rip raw but no I'm gonna have to edit it I
I wouldn't need a fucking sandwich for like 40 minutes.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I need like a sandwich for like a fucking 40 minutes.
I'm not just gonna leave that in here and edit it.
I'm gonna edit it.
I'm gonna take out a lot of the just not talking bits
when doing the puzzles.
You know if I'm on stream and I'm going like
at least one solid minute without talking,
I am not in a good mood.
Like usually through the four hours that I stream
and there's usually no more than like 30 seconds
that go by when I ain't saying nothing.
If I'm letting like a solid minute go by and I'm not saying anything. Oh dude, I'm fuming
Like I'm f- I'm fuming dawg
Like the whole that's why my voice give me so so much because the four hours I'm on I'm talking the whole time like a
Whole time pretty much unless I'm super focused on something or I'm mad
Even fall guys when I die or something like no I'm mad, but I'm not like
fuming
Yeah, it is what it is Oh, I was thinking of super liminal that one was good super liminal was a great game
So, yeah
Super liminal was a was an awesome game like really really good game
Okay, I want to look at what they posted in response to it and let me look at HQ
So I do I'm gonna look as you see Steve steamer steamer you first. Hold up
He left a written review
And like dude
Like this is like the best profile pitch dude this profile picture for a game looks like you'll do the best game ever made
Like I'm so serious. It's just giving back rooms. It's just giving liminal
This looks this profile picture right here makes it look like it'd be the best game you've ever played your life like I'm so serious
like it really does.
Oh, this is his.
Keeping in mind this is a $10 game, almost all of this game's problems would have been avoided with playtesting.
The game just doesn't flow well at all the mistakes the game will lead you to make, and you will make them.
will take you on very long unintuitive loops that ultimately do not feel
rewarding at all. Oh, I know it took him 30 minutes to write this up. This dude
sounds like a philosopher typing this. There's no way he just typed this one
take in five minutes and sent it. He had to sit here and stew on this for 30
minutes. This sounds like something you sit down for 30 minutes like, all right,
I really need to go hard in this right here.
The story feels fragmented in its delivery, and by the end of the game you basically forget what the game was even about.
Yeah, I agree with that part right there, but also I'll add to it.
I'm not trying to cook this game no more than I am.
I know it's hard to make a game, so devs, no offense.
But like, dude, I don't think there was a story at all, dawg.
don't know that there was. Maybe I had such a bad four hours but I swear the
only thing I can remember from the story was the narrator coming in every 15
minutes saying yo you got distracted again don't do it again. Another 15
minutes goes by the narrator comes back yo you got distracted again don't do it
again. I don't know. The graphics are somewhat sophisticated. The graphics are
the best looking games I've ever seen. That's why I gave it a one out of ten.
The one point that I gave it was the graphics. It was one of the cool best.
That opening sequence with the slides and everything. When I saw the slides and
the waterfalls, I was like, yo, this is about to be the best game I've ever played.
You know what I'm saying?
The graphics are so much sophisticated, but fans of this genre will feel they've played
this game three times before.
Yeah, I wonder what Bros. referring to right there.
I think we all know what Bros. referring to when he says it feels like we've played this
three times of war. Yo, destiny with the T get the W destiny with the T get the
thank you. Yeah, I'm gonna look at the dev response to this game would be a
letdown even if it was free. I am disappointed. One word for this jank
Slop
Hey, what can I say bro was spitting
What can I say bro was spitting
Well my mom say in the beginning the doors were open back and forth
It seemed like it was gonna be so good scary and intense
But even the doors open way too many times dude
I swear there was a glimpse of like wait this could be an annoying game
when I was doing the running back fourth door action and it was like all right I've done this 30
times let's go ahead and cut it off deviant with the five thank you oh developer response to his
really sorry that you didn't have a fun experience playing subliminal as our first game it's tricky
to get everything right but we're making some patches to make puzzles and chases a little easier
so stay tuned. Hopefully you'll like the updates we make. Thanks so much again for the feedback.
It's really appreciated. I mean, that's a professional response. That's a professional response.
I mean, look, that's a professional response right there.
It is
Now let me go see what else it was that they posted.
I still don't feel bad not going to lie.
I mean it's not like we were like
Threatening to riot over it or anything.
Alright, right here.
I'm not reading all this. I'm gonna keep it a stack, would you? Lord have mercy.
Oh my goodness.
That is a lot to read.
Puzzle adjustments.
Just to wait.
Complete transparent.
Upcoming patch is just the first step.
It fixes the majority of the difficulty and intuitiveness issues.
We come up for puzzles and chases with nearly every puzzle and chase modified.
Okay.
Puzzle adjustments.
By the way, I'm just reading this.
This has nothing to do with me
because it's not like I'm gonna replay the game
because they patched some stuff like it's already done.
But to start off, we've seen a response
to the puzzle difficulty and overall intuitiveness.
We've adjusted several puzzles
that we're causing unnecessary confusion, several of them.
These initial revisions are aimed at making progression
feel a little bit more intuitive.
Puzzles should feel unique and rewarding, not frustrating.
There's so much more to come, but for now, we hope it makes a significant change to
the overall puzzle and joyability.
Chase difficulty.
Yeah, that one chase where you're going through the storage room, I remember that one chase
where I was going through the storage room and I died on it like 10 times. Every time
I would turn that corner, I was like legitimately doing it as fast as I could.
Change difficulty. Okay, look, dude, here's the thing, right? You don't even have to fix
the the the chase difficulty just add checkpoints that aren't 10 minutes back that last chat
who was here for the last section last night they will did they say that I believe you
Yeah, it says it so they are adding that. Well, that's good. I'm happy for the people who have
have not played it yet.
But Chad dog. No, remember I said the maddest I was was the barrier part.
The maddest I was was that red room part. Oh my dog the ending chase part in the red room
it puts you at the very start the very beginning case was it good or bad come on
man. I'm done. I ain't trying to cook them no more. I didn't I didn't even want to cook them
or start with. I never cooked again. Shout out to the downs. It's hard to make a game,
but Lord have mercy. I just couldn't stop myself. I couldn't stop myself. I was beside myself,
man. I couldn't. I couldn't. I was beside myself, man. Like dog. You know what I mean?
I'm telling you, bro.
Move on.
How about this for a move on?
Peace.
Don't lost your mind.
Move on. I'm also going to talk about this the whole stream.
Take our plan.
Move on.
You don't lost your mind.
You don't absolutely lost your mind.
UPS Cosplay today?
This is the best cosplay today, bro, this hoodie clean or this jacket, bro, the jacket clean, bro. Look, good jacket. Ain't nobody got it for me. Unreleased. I'm the only one that's got it. Just me.
So, that is a UPS driver.
You think UPS driver a good job?
I actually thought about getting, dude, back when I was looking for any job, bro, I was
thinking about getting like a UPS driver job, dude.
I was like, man, I'm trying to get anything up in here.
Too stressful.
I bet that would be stressful, bro.
know what else will be stressful big truck driver bro imagine you gets like
an intersection with a red light you try to turn that thing in the cars right
away then you just jam up the intersection with a giant big truck
you're like oh I just get out the truck and take off walking people like oh
who's in that truck I look around and I don't know I think some dude just left
it there that's crazy I don't know what happened they just left it brother I
Bobby, you sitting there walking like it wasn't even me.
Dude, train drivers?
Dude, do you think being a train driver would be kind of chill?
But dude, me and my buddy actually
got a conversation about this the other day.
Dude, if you're a train driver, you
get to see places nobody else does.
Because bro, a lot of those train tracks
run off in the middle of the woods
where there ain't nobody else at you get to see places don't nobody else get to see dude
you're like man ain't nobody been out here since they laid the train tracks
it's called a conductor my bad nerd had to type that in all caps didn't you
yo brown with the five thank you um okay bet appreciates you lia thank you lia for the
2000 bits W. Leah. Thank you. Yo, mail with 10,000 bits W mail with the 10,000 bits W mail
for real with the 10,000 bits. Trains are epic trains are scary though bro if you ever
get too close to one it's like yo this scary for real. High case I'm glad I can make this
true not I usually watch on YouTube but today's my 22nd birthday can you see happy birthday
I'd really appreciate it. You're my favorite career, you know, happy birthday, Melio.
Chat tell Melio happy birthday, happy birthday, Melio. W Melio.
Trains are done. I disagree. We wouldn't have anything in our house right now if it wasn't for them things.
Put some respect on trains, buddy. You better put some respect on a train.
on a train you wouldn't have your computer or your phone because more than likely a train hauled that
thing same with big truck drivers bro it's easy to get mad at a big truck driver if they do something
you gotta think man we wouldn't have done it weren't for the big truck drivers either bro
they'd be carrying everything we got they're like well i'ma let i'ma go ahead and let it slide
you know what i mean have you heard the world's fastest train yeah i have heard of that said
that thing is crazy. That thing is crazy for real. Watch the back rooms movie trailer.
So not only did I answer that question when somebody asked it earlier, I literally watched
it yesterday and I thought it was great you're mellican with the tn thank you
have you played subliminal yet
Yeah, it's over with.
Yeah, no, it's over with.
It's over with tonight, big dog.
Let me tell you, it's a.
it's it's all it's already over with the night chat not the breath mints yeah I
got breath mints and it's bad
lock in notes gamer time you already know we're starting the day off with
buster you already know you you already know get ready for the illegal gambling
ring. Yes. Yo, Melekin with 25 gifted W Melekin with the 25 gifted
Lord have mercy W Melekin for real. Precate that Melekin. Yo,
astral with the five gifted as well. Thank you. Um,
someone who works for FedEx is only stressful when you don't
the area or have priorities, priorities or package that need to be delivered before a certain time
and can throw you throw off your entire route. On top of that, the trucks suck in snow and they
have no AC from Vanessa. Will Vanessa keep grinding? Sounds like you're good at your job.
W Vanessa. If I had a package delivered, I would hope it would come from you, Vanessa,
because it sounds like you know what you're talking about. W Vanessa. What is this 500
bits? I delay my dookies to ensure I don't miss a second of your stream. Hey, hey, W
viewer right there what can I say hey w viewer right there I'm winning my first
game on get off me I'm in a good mood today actually no I'm not forget y'all
let's go I'm winning my first game on I'm telling y'all are you gonna play
for runners when it comes out what on this planet earth is funnel runners what is a funnel runner
tell y'all heard it funnel runner
I've seen one second of the trailer and the answer is already known unless my mind gets
changed
Yes, I will be playing this never mind
Did that's what I don't have to do with anything or was that just like an aesthetic?
What is happening?
I
Tracked in a doom city you and up to seven friends about scavenged parts
Fix your van and escape the brutal tornado that approach. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I'm playing that. Are you kidding me? What?
Get away from a tornado game. Oh my goodness. What that's literally right up my alley right there
Wait, what?
Oh, man!
Dude!
What you gonna do with an umbrella to tornado?
Lundy pie with the 20 get the W. Lundy pie with the 20 get the thank you
W. Lundy pie
Got to play with sketch and jinx eat dog. Yeah, and even then I would play this by myself
Even if they're not on like this this literally looks like dude. This looks like dude if this is done, right?
This might be the best game ever
Literally get away from a tornado and scavenge stuff in a town to fix your van and get away from it while the tornado is coming
Okay, you're not getting away from that. Did you see how big that was? Dog, that thing's
taking up the whole world. How you gonna get away with that? Or get away from that?
Well, yeah, yeah, if that if this game is done right this dude this won't be straight
cinema, bro, chat, what is everything got a what do you got to wait for everything
You know what I mean, Chad?
Why can't it just be out like now?
You know what I mean?
Dude, this look like it's gonna be so good.
Oh my goodness.
Oh man, they got cigarettes in the game too.
Yep.
Yo, Fuego with the five, thank you.
W. Fuego with the five.
Chad, I don't smoke, bro.
I was just pointing them out.
Yo shout out to whoever said that I thought it was gonna be some goofy game
Somebody said you gonna play funnel runners when it comes out of my bro. What you talking about funnel runners?
But not that look good for real dude like that actually look good
I'm checking the shop
Let me see if the general on real quick
General on general always on let's go
Is there anything in the shop chat?
I doubt it.
I'm about to check though.
Should I change out of the door?
I don't know about the door.
Should I change out the door?
Valid though, I heard the name and immediately thought of a goofy game.
I did too actually.
I've got to go Kermit, right?
I got to go Kermit, I mean, how could you literally not?
How could you actually not go Kermit here?
I got to add funds.
They done got me again chat.
How many should I add?
I'm adding a lot.
I'm adding a lot of funds right now.
Yep, there goes $90.
Got it.
Got it!
What?
K-SOS clog toilet with the five.
Boom.
Let's go.
Where?
No, you don't. Don't lie.
Here's the thing. I'm going to spend all them show points anyway.
I was with his preload a whole bunch of them on here.
So I don't have to add funds every time, you know what I mean?
Cause I know every time I see something like,
all right, I'm getting that.
So I'm not as well.
It's gonna get spin anyway.
Right?
We're going Karmic.
oh yeah oh yeah I gotta use the restroom real quick lock in time
I
I'm going to put all that noise in here, put all that noise making, lock in, one of my
first game on.
One of my first game on.
Let's go.
I'm not going to let you go.
Yo, Cheddar zone with the 10,000
bids. W Cheddar zone with the
10,000 bids. Just said, hey,
chase big fan. Appreciate you.
Cheddar zone with the 10,000 bids.
That's not necessarily my name,
but you know what? I appreciate
you either way. Thank you,
Chat grown up with the name case. I can't tell you how many times in my life people call me chase because they thought that was my name
Dude all the time. Yeah, what's good chase?
It's like yeah, and it got to a point where it happened so often. I just wouldn't correct him
Literally, I just wouldn't correct him no more
People call me chase. I'm like, yeah. What's up, man?
Dead serious
dead serious. How? Because to be fair, you don't usually hear people to name case that
often. So you'd probably like maybe they met K or Chase, because Chase is a decently common
name.
First game all I'm catching a dog right here.
Catching a dog, termite skin, oh lock!
I hate this map.
I have grown a strong hatred for it.
Never mind, I'm the GOAT!
Locked in.
Kermit skin clean.
GG.
Kermit skin tall.
Is it lagging?
Where's it lagging?
Y'all haven't heard that, uh, Lady Land.
I'll look that up. Thank you, Lady Land.
Appreciate you. It ain't lagging.
Look this army up front again. I appreciate it for that.
Okay.
This is how this is going to go?
I'm going for the strat.
Hit it queen!
Shit, I've learned that tech right there.
I've learned it.
I'm insane.
I'm insane, I think!
Second place, I think!
I'm playing good tonight.
Oh, yeah, you're cooked.
You might be cooked.
Oh, yeah, GG.
Super Steve with the five.
Your random success with the 25W random success
with the 25 preset you random success.
Thank you.
No way young Jay gets in, right?
No way.
Does young Jay make it?
Young Jay, what you doing?
These are the kind of lobbies I need bro, that's what I'm talking about.
Wait it's not finals with 7 people left, wait what?
Hello wait, huh?
All right, bet
This is not my favorite favorite course, but if you get into a solid zone right here you can fly through it
It's all about being in the zone right here
I'm nasty with it.
Borderline insane with it.
Borderline criminal with it!
I'm crazy!
Come on, lemonade burgers, you got it!
On there my closed floors, got it.
Weakened naked bodybuilder with the five gifted, okay
Pre-shake that
Right here. Oh, this one's so stressful dude. Why? Why?
Why man, it's so stressful chat
Dude this one's so stressful dude.
You'll be dead soon enough, doesn't even bother me that you grab me.
End game, I mean.
Don't get it twisted.
I actually meant end game, don't play with me.
Miku just died!
Oh, yeah.
Come on!
Come on man!
You'll get out from behind me bruh!
Come on!
I have no excuse for not winning that I'm so garbage actually unbelievable I have no excuse
for not winning that whole game that was a bot lobby man I suck so bad that's
unreal cope dog are you just using any word that comes to mind that is the
farthest thing from cope I just said I suck on garbage that's not cope I said
I suck coping would be like oh no man that was a leg that was a bot lobby
That makes it even worse.
Godly what's wrong with me chat? Godly not fall off.
But the last time I got a dove and fall guys.
LeBron in a pickup game? Yeah, I was LeBron in a pickup game and I still somehow lost.
What happened dude?
Yo, Melekin with the T and Githin, W Melekin with the T and Githin.
This is a crazy starting round.
I'm not gonna lie.
I could easily be dead here.
360 was clean.
You see that?
360 on him.
I'm gonna do a reverse 360.
Clean.
720.
Hold on.
720 right here.
I just feel it. I feel it on the air. I'm winning a game tonight. No, Joe. I can feel it in the
I can feel it in the air in the game tonight.
Kingsley with a thousand bids.
Hey, case, this is my 40th birthday on April Fool's Day.
Shout me out to Amy and my cat Oreo.
You're happy, but happy 40th birthday, Amy.
And shout out your cat Oreo to W. Amy.
Have birthday, Amy.
Or is that you?
Or was you saying shout out to Amy?
Are you Amy?
Have you barked at you the way?
Shout out Amy.
Shout out Oreo too.
I'm crazy with it.
I'm insane with it.
It's unreal.
It's unreal!
Yeah. No, Chad. A dub is in the picture tonight. Chad, a dub is in the picture tonight. It is.
Yo, Kings, did I know what you just typed in all caps? Read my bits. When I just read
I'm literally 30 seconds to go unless you're on a delay or something oh it's to my mom
for her birthday and her cat Oreo you'll shout out to your mom Amy happy birthday and Oreo
So was your mom Amy all right bet you got to be about ten years old your mom's 40. Oh you you was just bone
Know her mom is Oreo
Dude Oreo is such a common pet name, bro
I feel like everybody in their life has known someone with a dog or cat named Oreo.
I swear that can't be like a, that has to be like a real thing.
I'm crazy with it.
I'm insane with it.
I suck.
I'm crazy with it.
I'm crazy!
Yo, that part of the level needs patched so bad.
Yo, damns, I don't know what y'all are doing, bro.
Like, actually fix the game, dawg.
That part of that level is so unbelievably egregiously stupid.
Bro, fix the map.
It's ridiculous, dude.
Like fix it man.
So am I tweaking or is the part that part of that level like ridiculous?
It is, don't play with me.
That part of that level is ridiculous dude.
No you're coping.
No.
That's no.
Uh-uh.
I know what I saw. I know what I see. I know what I saw. I am the number three ranked fall
guys player in the world right now. Like I know what I saw dude. Naked bodybuilder with
another five. Thank you. Cap. No, I am the number three in the world right now. I was
Who's number one two and a half years ago, but I didn't break, and I'm out of retirement?
Who's number one, Larmine?
One more proof that you need a job.
First place to leave it.
Let's go.
I fear you ain't gonna make it Peyton, I'm so sorry.
I fear it's over Peyton.
Yeah, good try though, you could have had it.
That's a crazy name. Thank you for the five gifted.
Number second is flippy. Then comes Trenton. No, I'm third. What are you talking about?
It's
Lerman
Flippy me and then there's somebody Nordic arrow. You remember Nordic arrow that gets in my lobbies. That's probably number four
Rusty pillow whoever that is if it's not a hacker is good, too
And then probably Miku at number five
Matter of fact, no, I'm going at number one
Any given day, I could be number one, bruh.
Look, I just hit that first try, me and me could all the way hit it, everybody else failed.
Who is just ahead of me and how?
Look at that form.
Dog it's Chris Redfield again.
Chris Redfield might be a cheater.
Why do you love Chris Redfield so much?
Dog, look at him.
What do you mean?
done before noon with five. Thank you.
Chris did so much aura farming in Resident Evil 5, there's never been any character cooler ever.
Like he did way too much aura farming in Resident Evil 5 and it can never be like discussed ever.
Leon better Leon's go to two don't get me wrong
I'm playing Resident Evil 5 with my brother right now.
It's a great time when you have somebody to play with, no joke.
Resident Evil 5 by yourself is like, you know, the AI can be a little weird at times, Sheva
just go do something crazy like Sheva what's you doing right now like can you come over here real
quick help but if you got somebody to play with yeah matter of fact bro man if Resident
Let's see if I've got a remake dude. Oh my goodness.
Man.
Okay, shout out Kieran, please.
Big dog, you been dead. You died in Red Dead 2. What's your mean?
They cut your head off and send it back to camp. You dead. How am I going to shout you out?
Nah, shout out to the air and out.
Spoiler dog, that happens within like the first three hours of the game.
You'll get this pig off me, man!
I'm just getting held so I'm going to die here, yeah, imagine that, impossible to play
that map when there's just a swine filthy animal grabbing you.
You literally cannot survive right there if somebody's grabbing you.
You actually can't survive there, like you genuinely can't.
game mode in this game where you have to jump over the thing and you have people grabbing you,
you actually can't survive because you legitimately can't jump while they're grabbing you.
Just grab back. Yeah, you're gonna die there too.
Then don't get grabbed.
Excuse me.
me? What did you say? Don't get grabbed. See these game modes right here are goaded because
you literally can't get grabbed on these. And guess what? This is an instant qualification
every time chat instantaneously crazy with it
Crazy with it.
I tell you.
put some draws on yo
did you see that
put some draw skis on
at least 10 people are gonna die here I just hope I'm not one of them on this map at least
I can't see the long way to die.
Unreal, man.
No other snowballs coming directly at me.
Well, there it is.
How many people died?
Watch.
I bet at least half the lobby died.
Look.
See?
see Leon Kennedy bicep biter with the five chat that map is tough bro because
It's just, did it so easy to die on that one, G.G.
Okay, so what's your favorite game out of all this year so far?
Subliminal.
Milliken with the five.
I actually don't know.
Oh, Requiem! What am I talking about? Easily, Requiem. I forgot they came out this year.
I'm not wallin'.
Nice grab, bud.
Come on.
What?
There's a clown!
Thirsty tampon with the King Gifted, bro.
What are we doing with these names, man?
Hey, Kase, me and my girlfriend, Elizabeth, love watching you.
Can you help me give a prom proposal?
I'm planning on making it a QR code.
Yo, Elizabeth, I got somebody over here
that wants to know if you want to go to prom.
So, go on ahead, you know what I mean?
And give that answer if you don't mind.
And hopefully it's a yes, okay?
Thank you.
Oh, it's the fan one GG.
Yeah, I'm dead.
I'm dead, chat.
That is not what you want to see right there.
Flippi just lost his life.
That puts me above Flippi.
That puts me at second in the world.
Cause I survived and he hit.
That's crazy.
That right there puts me a second, that's crazy.
Somebody just lost their life, it was Benny, no.
No.
Oh, no, no!
Game lost!
You disgusting animal!
Get out of my game!
Pay him up!
I
Let's see that payout.
Oh man.
That right there is beautiful.
right there? Dude, there is no victory sweeter than that one. When this disgusting insect
was trying to grab me to secure the win and wound up falling off himself. Couldn't just
play it out, could you bud? Look at that. It's always the same group. It's insane. Let
Let me guess, Harry oiled up bodybuilder lost 250,000 channel points.
It's every day.
It's actually every day, Harry oiled up bodybuilder every single day.
I don't understand.
It's crazy, dude.
Yo, 5,000 bits from Raskhan.
My wife's kicking my butt in Pokemon TCG right now.
Can you shout out to Angie to go easy on me?
Yo, Angie, go easy on him, man, he's trying his best.
You beating him too bad.
Thank you for the 5,000 bits, appreciate you.
Now, every time I get a dub,
I always gotta go for one more for the off chance
so I can get to in a row.
Do you think that's a possibility, Chad?
We have not done that in weeks, dude.
Months even weeks months
But now is the time
New gamer sobs. Oh, yeah chat. I never showed you all the actual powder
This is the new look for the case those nuclear bomb sickle right there
It's me with a giant brew of potion just cooking up some red 40
Diabolically Kiki kiddies over there watching like oh man, let me get some of that and we changed the color because everybody didn't like the yellow color
Right cuz for some reason oh, oh, it looked like pee pee. Whatever
now
Fresh can right here
Fresh can oh
Oh, that hurts
I think it looks clean. I think the rebrand looks clean chat. No joke.
Now y'all can stop complaining
about it being yellow straight red 40 action now. Okay.
Look straight red 40 action now.
You get the point.
That's orange. No, it's not. It's red. It's closer to pink than it is orange matter of
fact oh man get you a hit of that drop the link game ourselves calm or
specifically for this I ain't got that I ain't got it on me but it shouldn't be
too hard to find or you can do excavation point game or so for some
probably for a back-to-back attempt it's time it's nearly time you hear me
buster it's nearly time should have named it red 40 unfortunately I can't do
that because there's already a red 40 gamer sauce flavor and we tried it on
stream like a few months ago it's actually good no joke it's actually
good. It is really good. I mess with it. I mess with it. Does it have red 40? I hope so.
What you talking about? I like me some red 40.
Yeah, don't you like to use a rare 40 lock in for real lock in back to back.
Suck it everything
This isn't my best run
This is not at all my best run
I swear flippy has that the world record on this course I swear ask him he's back at second again
Yeah, I think that put him back it how do I get this scan
Man I'm swole
Flipy's way better, there's one leg separating us in any minuscule matter of fact no he didn't
go back to enemy right there because I won the last game on top of that one thing that
happened so I'm still in second.
He's going to have to do something absolutely insane to come back in second tonight.
I can run a couple of games before some spooky action before some how you don't put me way
in the back.
Who took my gingerbread skin?
Man, it must suck waking up every day and being used.
Let me tell you.
I can't imagine how bad it sucks waking up every day and being you.
I wouldn't wish that on hardly nobody besides you of course all right one more
one more last one right here last one
last one
Do ranked no
Rank is for losers
Because the real ranking comes from solos the real ranking is I'm top three. Okay, don't get it twisted
Yo, King with the five. Thank you, King with the five. Been the guy that just said play
overwatch. I used to have the world record on this horse two and a half years ago. Oh,
wait, no, this is the one I'm currently trying to get the world record on. Okay, lock in there.
You could see a world record right here.
I'm about to WAP this dude!
I just WAP somebody!
When I saw the world, I always sell the world record.
Golly!
Do I always sell the world record the last turn of that map, man?
it's fine you did good yeah your band don't talk down to me it's fine you did
Why are you talking down to me for?
You talking down to me?
I'm going to be here.
Guaranteed claw right here.
Come on.
No, it's not a snowball for coming straight for me.
Oh, yeah, it's playtime.
Is this a joke epic game?
Somebody knocked into me right there and almost got me knocked off.
I would have been absolutely inconsolable, dog.
Watch the back room movie, please like I was telling y'all the other day
That might be the first movie in years to get me to go to an opening day of it on theater
No joke. I want to see that so bad. I might actually have to pop out to a theater for real. I
Might if there was ever a movie that was gonna get me to pop out to a theater on opening day
You would probably be that one
Which one the back room's movie? Or are you being witch theater? You don't lost your mind.
First one in the pipe!
crazy with it crazy with it that was so clean it's almost unbelievable
Oh man, how did I get in first?
How did I get so far ahead of everybody?
Oh my god!
I just spilled a cup full of ice literally everywhere.
Well, it'll dry up I guess.
I think some landed on the PC,
it's just like the base of the PC though.
So the stands are like above the water.
So if it does like soak in,
it'll be above the water a little bit, so I'm sorry.
Yo, bomb with the five.
all of it gone. Streams gone. No, that's my gaming PC. So if it does try it or just try
the gaming PC which I guess we're in the string too because I would have never played.
No!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
No!
Hmm...
Did I have a dive?
Chad, did I have a dive in the bank right there?
Could I have dove?
Did I have a dive in the bank, bro?
I just didn't dive.
If I would have dove, I would have won.
That was my fault.
I have nobody to be mad at but myself, like actually the rare occasion of being able to
to potentially win one of those and losing it
because you didn't play good.
Matter of fact, no, that was y'all's fault.
You got me messed up.
Let me make sure my computer just isn't gonna shut off
because I spilled all that ice, hold on.
Something might short out,
But maybe it's on one of the cables that doesn't matter.
Let me see.
No, I think it's all good.
I don't think nothing's gonna short out.
Oh no, there's water droplets on top of my PC
like going in the vent.
Oh no, wait a minute.
Oh, oh Lord.
Oh wait we might actually be cooked.
That would be alright.
That being said, I gotta get some more drink.
Shit!
Man, God, leave me!
Okay.
Chad, do I got a warrant?
Be real with me.
All right, hold on. I gotta use the restroom real quick. We'll go do a couple games and
pull it in some smooth jazz. I'll be right back. Hey, y'all be doing what I'm doing now.
Hey, while I'm in here using the restroom,
y'all better not be here acting the fool.
But be good, buddy.
You hear me?
Better not be here acting the fool.
I don't wanna get back in here
when somebody's been acting the fool
or else there's gonna be consequences.
Yeah, you heard me?
Yeah.
What did you say to me, boss man?
Huh?
What did you say to me?
This town ain't big enough for anyone!
We're going to have a problem here, let's go, why not even twerk it?
Let me cook some people real quick so y'all can get some more gambling in and then you
know it's spooky time.
247pool.com, was that it Chad?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Chad am I going undefeated today?
Let's be real, am I going undefeated here?
There's a pretty good chance.
There is a pretty good chance.
Lock in.
Let me see what the prediction looking like actually.
Oh, see y'all have faith in me on this game, huh, Chad?
See y'all have faith in me on this one, but y'all ain't got no faith to fall, guys.
I see how do you how you're not gonna let me problem there we go big break and I didn't
get rewarded for it this game sucks that was a good break too man tell me it wouldn't
Hey goober it's your shot. Hey goob skir there you go. Yeah this dude sucks we won let's go.
Let's go we won this easy dub. I can always tell on the first shot whether I'm a winner
game or not. That told me all I needed to know. This is a free dub. If I'm able to touch the
ball, like the only way I'm losing this right here in chat is if I don't get to touch the ball.
But if I get to touch the ball once, it's over.
Put my pool playing glasses on.
Godly buster you slowest Christmas on these shots
That just doesn't count does it that's just not even a refund let's just act like that never happened
There's no point refunding right?
That's just one of them ones that it's like no point even refunded just act like it didn't happen
All right, let's go.
I got this, Chad, don't worry.
I got this.
Did you see that? What was that ad?
Did I just do something wrong?
Okay, there's more stripes in and I also think the stripes are in a better place.
That being said, we're going stripes, beautiful.
We're going orange to red to in.
Absolutely magnificent.
That is exactly what we needed to happen.
Okay, there's a chance that I kind of sold.
There's a very good chance I sold actually.
I think my only play here, chat, is to try to get this one to bounce in the top of that
pocket right here.
I'm going for it.
Oh, it just missed. Oh man, that would have been so clean, dude.
Golly, man.
Yeah, this beat sucks. We won. Let's go.
No, I did sell by not putting the cue ball where I needed it to that was my man, but it's gonna be I
No, it's gonna be I
Yeah, no, no, who you feeling like you better relax
Let's get this here I
I was wanting it to hit right here and then go back up and break these apart so I could get a good shot. Oh my goodness, man.
No!
Dude!
I think I did try that. Curious. Thank you for the 500 bits. Thank you.
I have a shot oh my goodness believe it or not that went exactly like I wanted it to
I wouldn't have had it any other way right there.
That'll do it.
You better get them payouts ready, Bubba.
Top left pocket.
What?
Okay, refunded, I guess.
Why did the ball just stop?
Did I see that wrong?
the ball.
Oh my goodness. Believe it or
not that went exactly like I
wanted it to know what had it
in the other way right there.
Chad am I tweaking or did the
That'll do it. You better get them payouts ready by the top left pocket.
That had more than enough- Bro, that had more than enough momentum to go in!
Are you kidding me?
What?!
Oh my goodness. Believe it or not, that went exactly like I wanted it. You know, I wouldn't
have had it any other way right there. Whatever, it disconnected, so. That would have been
a straight robbery though. You didn't use enough power. Do you have eyes?
doesn't happen in real life. The way the ball was rolling it obviously had more than enough
power to go in. Didn't put enough power.
Dog, what is going on? Yo, yo, what is happening with these ads? Yo, we got it, we're gonna
I'm gonna do something.
Worst break I've ever seen and you got rewarded for it.
What a shame.
Today bubba I
Got meetings I got to go to come on. I got all day. Let's go. Let's get this show on the road
Come on man
All right, we're playing somebody else
Like what you doing you think I got all day chat big break big break okay we're obviously
going stripes here obviously I have to be very precise with this I'm gonna try to go
purple into blue into down there. Do you see what I'm saying, chat?
Perp into blue bottom right pocket. I think this has the angle.
It absolutely did. That is a beautiful shot if I've ever seen one in my life.
I'm going to put some good power on this because I want to come back and break these up.
Okay, that wasn't exactly the break apart that I wanted, but I think I have an angle on this green.
I do have an angle on the green and I'm going to be able to move these two around as well.
Okay.
You just hate to see it.
You know, you just really hate to see that right there. I mean, you really do, man.
I'm going to go for an impossible shot. I'm going to try to get the maroon to somehow go top center pocket.
center pocket. Never. I tried though. I tried though. Good news is this
Good news is this goober ain't got a shot chat. Let's go.
That's gonna clip that I can't I can't go for that right now I can't okay put some
backspin on this send it dude just hope it doesn't clip it but it will it did I knew
it would I knew it was gonna clip it bro chat the power on this game doesn't make any sense
I'm telling y'all, bruh, yeah, we won this, goober sucks.
Yeah, yeah, you fell off.
Yeah, what you gonna do here, Buster?
What is this?
What are you doing?
I mean, good shot, I guess.
No. This better be a scratch. Man. Okay, you're cooked. Right? You're cooked. You've got to be cooked.
scratch well this game sucks
All right, one more, bam.
Last one.
Chad, quit distracting me, bro.
That's why I lost.
I'm gonna take the track of me, man.
Okay, we have a solid in.
My goal right now is to leave that yellow ball there
as long as I can, right?
That's always the goal.
Leave it there as long as you can
because you know it's a guaranteed shot.
And it also blocks it. You know what I'm saying?
Now, unfortunately, I
Think I'm gonna have to I think I'm gonna have to shoot it because I have nothing else
But I would almost border. Wait a minute
Wait, blue top middle
That could not have went better, oh my goodness, I can't believe how well that just went.
No way. I just did this to you.
Oh my goodness. I might be to go. Oh my goodness. I might be to go. You're really going to
rage quit right before I get the eight ball in. You really ain't going to let me do it.
All right, I'm going to LLU's.
Going to LLU's in a spooky time.
Next loss, spooky time.
Let's go.
Chad, was that not clean?
That was clean, huh?
Like, bro, at that point, just let whoever it is
shoot the eight ball in.
Two solids.
So that being said, I'm going to just grab this one like that.
We're not going to scratch and crazy shot, but I'm going for the orange bottom right.
I hit the eight ball in this game sucks.
Pay him.
Stop doing risky shots, big dog, if you ever played pool a day in your life, you got to
take a risk.
What's the saying I always say, Chad?
What do I always say?
What do I always say, chat?
Scared money?
Don't make money.
Dreamcore new level, bro.
I played the Dreamcore new level and I hated it.
Do y'all not remember that?
That was like a long time ago.
It was straight buns.
Unless they just released another one.
Or did they just release another one?
Did they chat
This is the one I played right here wait now they haven't released a new one. Oh
Liminal hotel
Did I play this one?
There was another one that came out that sucked.
Which one was it? Oh my goodness this one. Chat this one wasn't it. That one was straight
bun skis when I played it. Straight bun skis. That new one don't look bad though if we're
being honest. They really don't look too bad. I could like run out on tomorrow or something.
Lo Kieski. Lo Kieski. Play the hotel. What I would do, you don't have to play the one
before that to unlock the newest one, do you? Because that would suck. That would
straight suck. Have you ever played Subnautica? Man, you know I played Subnautica.
What you talking about?
You know I played Subnautica.
Chats, Subnautica 2 in May.
Am I playing that?
Yo, Amber Nicole with the 25 gifted.
W. Amber Nicole with the 25 gifted,
pre-sates you, Amber.
W. Amber with the 25 gifted, pre-sates that.
Have you seen a game called Become? I've heard multiple people say that, although that's the same person.
It all starts.
You are banned.
What did you just make me look up, dawg?
What was it?
It all starts like dog!
play it first off. No second off. It's not even out chat corner store or random
What are we thinking?
Well, I know y'all ain't thinking.
It'll be real with y'all.
Y'all don't ever think.
I could do another episode of Corner of Swords.
It's been a hot minute.
Wait, where is it?
It's been a hot minute.
Wait, where is it?
Where is it?
Where's Annabelle's corner store?
There it is.
Corner shop night shift.
Lock in.
It's been a minute.
But we're back.
Lock in. It's been a minute.
It's been a minute, but we're back.
We got to get custody of our daughter Annabelle.
You already know what time it is.
Lock in, Ted!
Get you a diaper, y'all!
Because it's a good time to have a baby!
I
was. What day is it on now? It's been so long. Lock in. Everyone should not, should
try not to type for a minute and freak case out big dog. That is the most
impossible task ever. Simply because no one would even listen to you because
nobody listens. Hello game. Act two day 11 is where we was how much money do we
have? I forgot the crib was looking this clean dude. Bro yo devs there ain't no
way I've been gone off this game for two weeks and y'all still ain't fixed the
bug where it resets your sensitivity every time you load up the game.
Let's be for real right here.
Chad, it seems like just yesterday this place looked like it was barely livable.
And now look at it, starting to come together.
How much money do I have right now?
Let me check that real quick.
$265.
Casino?
No.
No, not casino.
No casino.
All right, look here.
Now, in case you weren't here when we was playing this
before, right?
We have to do this entire checklist
in order to get the ending of the game.
So we have to do 15 family relations.
I don't know what that would be.
Social inquiry report,
that means choosing answers with thumbs up on them.
House quality, should I do some house action
right here, chat, low key?
I might do some more house upgrades right here.
But do I wanna spend the money though?
We could be spending the money at the casino.
What do we get?
What if we not upgraded yet?
We could do tub level two.
Do we do tub level two?
That thing is clean.
Yeah, y'all ain't funny, bro.
What are y'all doing, dawg?
That's not even not typing.
The dude said not typing for two minutes.
You're literally typing periods.
That's not even not typing.
It's funny.
No, if you actually didn't type for two solid minutes,
it would be funny, but you can't do that.
You can't do that because you won't.
Because y'all can't group together
and do anything ever.
So it doesn't even count okay
Okay, bet appreciate you maple. Thank you maple appreciate you
Chad we get the new tub brah I
Don't know about the new tub man
No, we got to get level two stone. We're gonna get some better food action
Level two seek as well. Yes
What else ceiling
We've got the second ceiling action walls
We have the second wall action floors. Let's do the second floor action
Let's get a before and act after here guess what they look like now now let's see what they look like here
Well, that's a scam
Well time to go to work
should I go to the casino man man I might go to the casino who mentioned me
now Annabelle dad you know what forget it I'm done trying I feel completely
alone nobody wants me around and you don't even care enough to text back
it's like I don't exist so don't worry dad enjoy the silence of your precious
shot I'm just gonna stop playing the game because I don't even care about you
out. Wait, I don't even care about you now. Wait, you gonna catch me saying that when
I'm over here doing my best? I'll go back to not working. Almost forgot the controls.
I could do like two spins at the casino, bro.
Like two of them.
Bro, I could do like two spins.
I'ma do two, I'ma do two $10 spins.
Right?
Yes.
Nevermind.
This does not at all look like I remember it.
What has happened here?
Who are you?
Sarah.
Sarah, I've been hoping.
Just say something so I know it isn't another hallucination.
Sarah.
I'll forgot it was voice acting.
Shut up with the TN!
Just say something so I know this isn't another hallucination.
Pathetic. Men like you never change. You just circle in the dark.
Excuse me?
Love. Please. Let's just talk.
Like a hungry beast, tearing through every promise, destroying everything on the way to satisfaction.
No.
So this is his wife?
The whole time?
Has I ever heard you tell me how?
Let me understand, please.
Devouring yourself. Your family. Home.
Nothing ever filled you. Nothing was enough.
Tell me what I broke, Sarah.
He got a wife? That's the whole plot of day!
And I'm not running this time.
Your biggest victory was always my obedience.
Every scar, every wound, every bruise on my body.
What?
Your trophies.
Wait, what?
You carried wounds.
I never even noticed.
That means I was blind to a whole part of our life.
Let me face it now.
Wait, what?
Not chase shadows.
Lena, what the fuck?
The rage was a storm I carried in silence.
Hypothetic little man.
Oh, okay.
My temper might have hurt you in ways I never understood, I don't know what to say, but
wouldn't sound pointless now.
You swore your vows with an empty tongue that it would never happen again, that it was the
last time all turned to ash in your mouth.
Your anger, it takes the shape of poetry now.
You fucking bastard, men like you should be taught a lesson for every wound you've carved
into others.
It's him. It's him and I mean it.
There's truth in your rage, Sarah.
I understand that.
But why now?
A good husband, perfect father, dearest friend.
Your mask falls no one anymore.
You rot from the inside and your stench follows you everywhere.
Just trying to make sure, Sarah, you're still talking to him, right? Not me.
Just trying to make sure.
Cuz you know, you know, I don't he's not a good guy. Okay, so I'm on your side
Please
Don't walk away now
We can still fix this you betrayed your wife and your child you will die here alone and forgotten
Yeah, we still gotta go to work
Sarah stay
I don't want to lose you again.
Uh-oh, she turned into a demon!
Oh, I guess that was a dream.
No!
Oh.
That was a dream.
Oh, fuck.
Ah, it's just the nightmare.
Okay.
Where am I?
You're at home, bud!
Relax!
Mom.
Okay.
Oh, my head.
Oh.
I need to paint Josh.
No.
No, sir.
All right, let's get up out of bed.
No, my dream's forever.
The house looking so clean, dude.
It's unreal.
Now, I answer dums up to a lot of those.
The question is, did I get credit for them?
Why not?
Yeah, we ain't never gonna beat this game.
It's gonna take like, no.
We ain't never gonna beat this game.
Why would I not get credit for that?
What day is today?
What?
No.
This can't be right.
Shit.
Three days.
I did?
It's still a zero.
Oh, it's family relations.
Oh.
Get this.
Zone with the five.
Thank you, Joe. Or with the tent. Thank you, Joe, for the tent. Thank you.
I need to check the shop.
We do not need to check the shop. I don't want to go to work.
Maybe someone called me.
Dr. Morton?
And this is Dr. Morton. I'm aware of our last conversation into poorly.
I'm genuinely... How long have we been asleep? Or have we been asleep for like a week?
I hate Dr. Morton. Yeah, don't y'all hate Dr. Morton. I hate him
We got to do a voice call with Dr. Morton real quick. Oh
It was okay, it was family relations
So do we need to answer good stuff on on this meeting right here we can cross that one out too
Okay
I need to talk to Morgan lock in
Cup
Come on
Fuck this needs to check the shop. No, we need to do this meeting brother. No do the meeting. No
Man, we got to go to work. It is what it is
Bro that it ring like three times. They just said you know what I'm done
I'm not going to lose.
Dad, I'm worried. I hope you're not lost. Oh, was that text in my dream?
The custody here is taking place in eight days and ain't looking good for us.
I'm being real with y'all.
Oh, that was just me going to the casino. That's not a big deal.
I saw your call. I'm glad you're safe. I'll contact you later. We need to talk. You did something bad. No, I didn't. I just been going to work. What you mean? Unless you've been blowing all my money into casino, which I might not do that again.
I can't go to the casino chat. We gotta save money for if we're ever gonna get the ending of this game
We gotta save money like no Joe
Well back to work again chat
Did we just take off of work for like a month?
Okay, we have a few items in stock at least.
It looks like Day Shift wasn't completely useless for me once.
Let's go back in.
It's because you didn't play the game.
Could you imagine that's actually what it was?
Oh, it was three days.
Serve customers, clean the dirt, take out the trash.
All right, let's start our day off with some mopping.
Y'all know the drill.
Since day shifts, of course, right back at it like they never left,
does not know how to do no mopping.
Who would have ever thought, you know?
Yo, all y'all saying recap is absolutely hopeless, by the way, just go to YouTube, Al.
We've played this game for like a week.
You ain't getting no weeks worth of recap.
Matter of fact, you're paying for not watching it before.
How did they do that?
What is Dr. Morton on my phone talking about, man?
Get off my phone, Dr. Morton!
W. Larry, can't forget about Larry.
Hey, we cannot forget about Larry, Jack.
You know what I mean? We can lock in.
Hey, how y'all doing this, Benjamin?
I might be a little rusty, but I got you right here.
Oh, gotta set the bag out. There we go.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
That's the one. Yeah, 11-07, sir.
What am I doing? Oh.
Smells like bread tonight.
Okay.
I
Was one click again my bad, I forgot
And a store music is loud
No
That's a little better not gonna lie. How you doing, sir?
Boom, boom, what you want, man?
You wanna pack the cigarettes?
I've got you right here.
Which ones you want?
Hold on, which ones you want?
There's a demon in the store again!
One second, thank you!
Lord, here we go again, chat.
Like we never left.
Be gone, demon!
I need a coffee real quick, as a matter of fact I need two of them real quick.
Me too of them.
When I have to stock shelves too are you dead serious?
When are you actually dead serious?
Wait.
Are you kidding me?
are you kidding me wait is this a sick disgusting joke yeah no I'm not doing
that all by that I got a pallet jack buddy no I'm gonna get all of these with
this that was the best move I could have ever made oh my goodness chat tell me it
wasn't the cold rat gun woke up again it went outside Lord have mercy
I've got time for you!
I've got customers waiting!
Uh-uh.
It's all bad.
Shut up!
The box is outside and exposed!
WON'T YOU TELL THAT TO DAYSHIFT WHEN YOU WON'T YOU HOLD DEMOCANABLE FOR LITERALLY FOR ONCE!
IT'S CRAZY!
This is awkward.
Ain't no music.
This is...
This is awkward.
music
This is awkward what a music at can I move this real quick?
By the way, I'll be with y'all you know what no, okay, hold on actually not gonna grab stuff. I'm sorry
I gotta do this they're gonna spoil it's on a time limit here
I can't leave them boxes outside of they're gonna school the force like I'm supposed to care it ain't my money
It's the company's most.
This company don't care about me.
Why would I care?
You know what I mean?
Why would I?
Why would I care?
Alright.
Good on the shelf, Adam.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Wait.
Are we missing boxes?
We don't have no storage!
I'm just gonna stop this real quick, Lord have mercy.
I hate the day shift.
I hate them.
Where does this go?
The power is about to go out. You actually gotta be fisting me right now.
The power is about to go out, dude.
Where's the last box?
How did it get out here? Did the coat rack bring it?
Surprised the power ran out yet. Should be any second.
Lord have mercy. I mean Lord have mercy. There's no room for this. There's no room for this.
CURSE THE DAY SHIFT! CURSE THE BALL!
Like dog, we don't have a shelf for this.
this. Well now, there's no shelf. The shelf is lower than the product level. Somebody better
explain to me who upgraded this shelf in here this is this is ridiculous oh my
lord oh my lord just give me a stuff man if you don't shut your mouth I should
have stayed with I should have stayed quit what do you want bro you're back
Yes, I am back
Thank you
Dude the day shift
Needs all man
If I found out where the day shift lives
They will never go to sleep at night without the smell of a turd somewhere in their house
Because I'm gonna sneak in every night and just drop one in a random corner the house
Hold on man, there's a demon in the store. Give me a second shelf by shelf
Take a picture what do you mean take a picture
Lord have mercy Adam chat Adam is just messing up man just messing up
Just messing up.
Case is irritable tonight?
No, I'm not.
Look at what I had to deal with at this job.
You wouldn't be irritable?
No endace shift is just leaving you all this slop.
That hurt.
Hey, ma'am.
I'm sorry.
I had to deal with some stuff that nobody else has to deal with.
Cause I'm the only employer around here that does anything.
Okay, what you want ma'am? Paisley Patterson.
Paisley Patterson born in 1947!
Shiiiiiii- Wait!
Alright Paisley, I got you right here. One moment.
Alright, 810727
eight one zero seven two seven got you right there miss paisley thank you so
much paisley what you want to pack a cigarette really paisley you smoking
two let me find out thank you I got all great some shelves chat hold up I know
they didn't just ring that bell they heard what I just said I know they didn't
Just ring that bell.
Chat day for real ski.
Upgrade.
OK, upgrade more of them.
No, not that.
There we go.
Now.
Just the usual.
Got it!
Bro's playing on a computer inside another computer, yet it's crazy, ain't it?
Wait, Chathis, two more boxes.
Okay, it's right here.
Hold on.
Clean.
I'm locked now.
Don't look.
You better get out of here.
No!
You better get...
Hey!
You are stealing.
You better get out of here, ma'am.
Right now.
You are stealing, you better get out of here ma'am, right now!
Done lost, don't mind!
You can take pictures of the demons and it'll kill them.
Wait, is that true, Chad?
Is there truth behind these words?
Where's the last box?
Yo, Jeff, what'd I do at the last box?
Boss always calling me!
Chat, what'd I do with the last box, bro?
Hey.
What'd I do with the last box, chat?
Green cigarettes?
Aye.
Green cigarettes.
There we go.
Boom.
Thank you.
The box is near the slots.
No, didn't I bring it in?
Where's gonna fail that task, I guess?
I don't know.
Why did the framerate just drop?
Oh, a monster just loaded in, GG.
Why am I lagging?
A monster loaded in.
Oh, I found it.
I found it, I found it, I found it, I found it.
I have found it. I repeat. There we go. That task is done. Finally.
The water got your PC, bro. Imagine. I just heard the loudest crash ever. The power's
have to go out don't you dare do this to me hurry up son the power's about to
come out any second one second hurry up
coming right at me
Square, square, circle, circle, triangle, triangle, beautiful, beautiful, sorry about
that sir what can I get you oh yeah there you go have a good day thank you how you doing
big doll. You having a good day today? I sure hope so. I'm not. You want to know why? My
wife left me. I ain't got custody of my kid. And the day shift didn't do nothing. But if
what my wife was saying was true and I didn't know that backstory, I should be dead right
now so orange ale thank you how you doing how's bro even free
so look how quick I am with it bro what you want man what you medium box maybe
books Christopher green I was Christopher yellow
ah you did it there you are sir have a good
I'm gonna go pick up the trash real quick
I don't know why I like that's not a good one when it's literally a good one
Like it's what's the word. It's objectively a good one. That's what I'm telling you
I just heard a demon whisper in my ear
Chat it's literally objectively a good one
Okay
Objectively
You know objectively means something that's not up for discussion and that's one of those things
And that one's not up for discussion. That was an objectively good one
Like if I heard someone say oh
Riley
Riley purple, huh, where's Riley orange ad I'd be like
How you doing
Thank you so much have a good day how you doing hope you're having a great day today
better than me after this there we go there we go all righty thank you so much have a
good just put the food in the bag I am but I can still crack a joke or two how else you
expect me to get through these days man thank you well that's supposed to be a
joke it's a joke
gooblegoobs dookie pool with the fine gifted what
Bro, you're not a human. Just do the job quietly. What?
I wish you would come to my store and say that. I'll pull that mop out and just squawk!
have mercy y'all are loitering at this point I mean come on man about time
Oh, thank you!
Who texted me?
Oh, yeah.
Boss blowing me up.
How you doing?
530?
I guess I can check out a couple more customers.
I guess I'll steal that.
Bro, that just scared me. That scared, y'all, that scared me.
I gotta take some of that packages here.
Benjamin Gray.
Did you get a hair cut or something?
Oh wait, no sir, I'm sorry, it's expired.
Sorry sir, I can't do it. It's expired. I'm sorry. Have a good one though. Thank you, Benjamin.
How you doing? Midair. Midair. Midair. Midair. Clean. Thank you! You're the alien that abducted Kay's? Yeah.
Yeah, what is, is somebody stop lithing?
Hey, ma'am, you better get outta here right now, you hear me?
Please!
The doll? Yeah, that's our friend, look.
See his head comes off? He's a-
Yeah, you know what I'm clocking out, this is no longer my problem.
No, we got plenty in storage that's already done hey, I don't know why y'all still shopping anybody go check out out
Hey, oh, I got a chill day ship to do stuff almost sold
All right look here
So 25%
Do a solid cleanup and stock everything
Hey chat, there's people shoplifting right now, but look here. I'm off the clock.
No, I'm going to kick it. Get out of here. Get out of here.
I'm over here doing work off the clock.
I'm here to chat. Y'all proud of me?
got proud of me another shift down
do we have a meeting with the doctor now
oh wait if I yo that's almost $500 and we needed 500 huh
Do you like this game yet?
It's just very stressful.
Go to bed.
I have played this game for 16 nights.
That's unbelievable.
I have played this game for 16 nights.
That is actually unreal.
Saving right there.
I'm gonna play another spooky game too forget all Redfields rentals. She'll be low key. There's some in the bag man
Check this game is so stressful dog. I don't even think I could do more than one shift at a time
Why is it so stressful?
Let me get a dad gum employee
Speaking of employee whenever we do Redfields rentals today. Who's our current employee at Redfields rentals?
Paul, yeah, Paul's a goober.
If you missed the last episode of Redfield's Reynolds as well, Paul actually also fell asleep
on the first day.
Let's do another one before we get on to Redfield Reynolds.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
This is my type of game right here.
Unbelievably pixelated, you can't hardly see nothin'?
Oh, man, cinema.
Yo, Gurg was with the five!
I haven't heard that gloom, thank you gloom.
Name of this game is...
Easter Night.
What is Easter, Chad?
We're gonna pre-fire the sensitivity as always.
We'll let the 5 on it.
Lock in.
We're gonna pre-fire the sensitivity as always, go let the five on it, lock here.
Wait Easter's this Sunday?
Wait, really?
Wait, this game's right in time!
Easter night!
Black Wilson is an elderly man who once served as a priest in a small village church in the
Lake Mali district.
He left the clergy in 1988, but never lost his faith.
On the contrary, it only grew stronger over time.
Black continued to strictly observe religious traditions, especially during the Easter holidays.
After leaving the church, he chose a life of isolation.
His house stands on the outskirts of the village, far from other people.
He has rarely been seen in public. Despite his advanced age, he has remained physically active and surprisingly cheerful.
Yeah. Okay, cool!
I appreciate him for reading that to me.
There's the lore.
That's what's up.
W-text-to-speech.
I appreciate him for that.
Another Easter. Yeah. I need to prepare everything. For what? You have an Easter party or something?
Eggs first. AI voice acting L. Oh my god. Yo, do you not know nothing? That was Texas
speech dude
we're cut we're cut yeah we are cut dog we are straight cut
you know what
You know what's crazy? I pre-fire the sensitivity too good.
So I'm right here right there.
Why do I got a shotgun just chilling? Am I going to have to use that in this game?
I mean surely a game is...
I'm not going to make a beat out of anything.
All right, we got collect 10 eggs. We got to prepare everything for Easter.
I like the house layout. I'm not going to lie to y'all. I kind of mess with the house layout a little bit
house layout claim that looks like the most uncomfortable chair I've ever seen in my life
there is no way nobody's sitting in that
all right oh we're oh we're doing an Easter egg hunt
Oh, that's cute!
Life.
Ah.
Life right there.
We've got a nice car.
We got some chickens or something?
Just an egg slaw?
Why don't we get the eggs slaw?
OK, this is storage.
What's over here?
I got a ton of volume down there.
It's a little loud, huh?
Yo, what's good?
Chickens?
Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg.
Was that ten eggs?
All right, let's go paint these for our Easter egg hunt.
Nice and peaceful.
Am I missing one?
That was nine.
I didn't see a, I didn't see a tense one.
Oh, good job, chickens, I'm proud of y'all.
Get carrots from the barn, all right, bet.
Do I live alone?
Why can't I open that?
Wait, do I live alone or no?
Who just knocked on the window?
Uh, what?
Hankie eggs, alright.
Are we just going to ignore-
What is this?
It's a Easter egg. They did a good job with the paint.
But who left it here?
Ah, somebody's playing a prank on us. It ain't no big deal.
Let's paint these eggs.
That's the same one.
Am I playing a Easter egg hunt with myself or something or does I got some brands coming
over or does somebody else live here because I would explain the knock on the door so I'm
not real sure what's going on but a little scared.
Well that does not look like a kitchen knife that looks like something you could pull in
a CS go crate what is that?
Let's cut the carrots. Take the carrots. Add flour. Prepare bowl. Mix. That's kind of
ASMR. I'm not gonna lie. Clean your stove. Well, maybe it is clean. Maybe it's just burnt.
make dough, make the cake. Are we doing all this for like company or is this just...
Beautiful.
Feel the basket.
Do we have a basket for the eggs?
Yes we do.
CUUUUUTE!
We're gonna do it.
I just heard that chickens getting absolutely slaughtered outside.
Oh, you don't mean master.
Hey!
Who's out here?
You better get out of my property!
You better get off my property!
They've all been deheaded!
Who killed my chickens?
Die!
Did I just kill the Easter Bunny?
BEGONE!
Prepare the basket. What is happening?
Is that rat poison?
Why?
Why did we...
Nails?
Oh, the eggs are eyes!
Wait, what is happening?
We have it upstairs.
Oh, it's an attic.
It closed on us, DJ.
Mysterious killings continue for the sixth year in a row.
Police have discovered the bodies of innocent children in a remote village within the lake, Valley District.
This year, the maniac known locally as Roger the Rabbit has claimed the lives of six children
and one priest.
Once again, the bodies were found near the local church.
Is that us?
Most of the victims were missing limbs and autopsies revealed needles and poison in their
entire, oh my goodness, it's us.
Based on the extent of the injuries and the condition of the bodies, it can be concluded
that the deaths were prolonged and extremely painful. The odds of she also
confirmed that the victims died around April 16 1995 on Easter day. This
appears to be the killer's signature.
This year, a local clergyman Robert Pierce was also among the victims. He
was shot and decapitated. His head's not been found. Oh my goodness. It's us.
The identity of the killer remains unknown. The only lead comes from
local legends claim that the murder operates in a rabbit costume. Though no
direct evidence supports this, the police investigation is ongoing. It
could be any idiot entertainer putting on a rabbit suit for Easter. We've got
plenty of those in this village, even though because these incidents, the
police recommend abandoning such costumes. Three years ago, people still
wear them. It makes the investigation much harder. These are difficult times
and the number of cases keeps growing every year.
So that's us. We're the killer.
Wait, why did you give me an option?
Yes, I'm ready.
How could you? Hey, it wasn't me!
Oh yeah, we're going to jail!
The series of brutal Easter killings has continued and this time, 8 children became victims.
The signs remain the same.
Needles found in internal organs, poison in the bloodstream, missing limbs, and clear evidence of abuse.
A horrifying sight, to be honest.
However, not far from one of the crime scenes, a suspicious red pickup truck was discovered after crashing off the road.
It appears the vehicle was traveling at high speed, judging by the extent of the damage.
The driver was severely mangled, and his identity is currently being established.
Most notably, an old rabbit costume, a handgun, and an axe were found in the trunk.
We believe this man may be connected to the killings.
It is possible that he is the so-called Roger the Rabbit, not at the very least.
We would like to believe so.
It is hard to accept that this bastard could still be out there.
Police officer Douglas Turner, in an interview with LBT.
Y'all get all that?
K. for the year.
Game of the year.
That.
Say it with me, chair.
That right there is Game of the Year, Buster.
You already know what time it is.
Do you know what time it is?
Do you?
Time to make some own money, Chad.
Another episode of Redfield's Rentals, ladies and gentlemen.
It is time to make some money.
If you want to hear the past couple episodes,
we've been doing pretty good, not gonna lie.
Everybody lock in, we about to scam some people.
Let's go!
Yeah!
another dollar. Hey, another day, another dollar at Redfield's rentals, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's see if we can make us some money today.
We are currently at level seven store value is $715 and we have 147 movies in stock.
And we have an employee.
Oh yeah, I forgot it's the robo convention this weekend.
So nerd movies are going to be selling quick.
We unlocked romance movies.
If you weren't here last episode,
where's Waldo from the kids books back in the day
was actually in the store.
And we found him in the adult section.
It was something to say the least.
About time you showed up, Paul.
Where you been?
Need to say, how's the best boss in the world doing today?
Oh my goodness, W. Paul.
Yo, Paul, I'm glad I hired you, man.
I'm so glad I hired you, Paul.
W Paul, dude.
No complaints straight to work for a second there.
I thought he would complain like Patrick did, but no,
no complaints straight to work.
That's what I'm talking about.
W Paul.
OK.
We unlocked romance movies.
Let's order 10 random romance movies real quick. Let's get that done. Let's see what we got
Lord have
Lord
There we go
Quiet time with the treasure awful reviews
The snakes eternal love pretty good reviews
The clowns true lover great reviews believe it or not
Music on a plate horrible reviews
I don't know if I can rent this movie out.
Uh, what?
Um, excuse me?
The Woman's Love Letter.
The Disco Queen's True Lover.
One Monster Away.
mailman my soulmate half a storm. A letter to my keyboard. Alrighty, I guess. We're gonna
have to keep tabs on whoever orders this one right here date night with my uncle pause.
If we see somebody grabbing that much less if Waldo comes in and gets it we got a problem.
Look here. We got a little bit of money in the bank. Is it time to expand?
How much would it cost for me to expand right now?
What is this over here?
What is F?
adult section. Yo, chill. I don't think we have enough money for this right now, do we?
Yo, Emo with the five. Alright, hold up. Let me see if I can buy anything that can help
us here. We already have a snack shelf. Stations. We get this at level eight. Um, okay, yeah,
We just got to level up some more.
Should I buy some more movies?
All right, Paul Lock in, it's gonna be a big day today
because it is currently,
there's something going on today.
There's some festival outside,
so there's gonna be extra customers in coming in.
So Lock in, Paul, let's go.
I'm gonna do some returns.
You have it at front desk.
Keep up the good work, you've been doing great.
Now that you Paul, I'm gonna do some returns.
this is the new movie that just came out by the way forward to the past it's it's
pretty good but no new movie has ever done as good as 13 bodies let's just be
real it's never done as good as 13 bodies 13 bodies I think is the best
movie in the history of this game no joke alright put those there bone welcome
the Redfields Reynolds ma'am can I help you oh you reserved the appliance a
beacon of hope I got you right here. There you go. Thank you so much. Wow. Was it that
serious? She was just jumping for joy. Golly. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, lately we'll
take it. Boom. Boom. Let's go
back over it. Man, I know you
ain't man. I know you ain't man.
What you grabbing? What did you
just get? What was that movie?
Now I need to see this. Now I
What did she get?
Okay, nobody's got a date night with my uncle yet, pause.
How you doing?
You find everything okay, man?
All right, pause gonna take care of you.
Who ordered the hot superstar?
That's a classic.
Yeah, a lot of people like that one.
Ladies and gentlemen, who are the hot superstars out of stock for the day?
Refills, Reynolds.
Hello, is that your store and the employer? The checkout gave me too much change.
I think some bills were stuck together. I'm an honest person. I would like to return to 50.
Thank you so much. First off.
Second off, Yoko.
Me and you's gonna have a conversation.
Hey, as soon as this shift is over, me and you's gonna have a big conversation.
Do you hear me?
How you doing?
You reserved a movie.
I got you right here.
He gave somebody 50 extra dollars.
Are you kidding me?
It must have been Patrick.
He gave somebody 50 extra dollars.
Are you kidding me?
It must have been Patrick.
You think it could have been Patrick?
Because Paul's only been here for a day.
Okay, all the adult movies are coming back.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Man sauna sessions with my buffalo came back. All right, let's go put these over here
Chatter we just gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and think it was Patrick. I don't know. How you doing ma'am?
All right, tiger, I'm in the mood for an adult movie. Give me something spicy. I
Usually like movies that get labeled as bad. Yo Emma, don't you ever walk up to me again talking about all right tiger?
I want an adult movie that makes me uncomfortable but I'll go find you one
adult movie bad I mean she could get too hot for my rooster
no I in bed with the milks a classic here you go Emma thank you relax though
So, boom, boom, somebody reserved 13 bodies.
I ain't mad at them for it.
There we go, clean.
Chad, it's so nice being able to handle this stuff.
What, what, what, all the checkouts getting handled.
Dude, it's so nice.
I actually have, I actually have free time to do my job
because we got Paul who never complains
because he's the goat.
Keep it up all the rich dudes back in here look bro got motion. How you doing, sir? You deserve 13 bodies. I got you right here
Boom have a good one. Thank you
Hey, hey, you better wait a minute. Oh nevermind. I thought she was talking to me my fault. I thought I was getting rushed over here
Put these in a new movie section
All this in the movies are still unorganized yet. That's never happening. It takes way too much time. It's useless
People know where to go to get what they want for real
How you doing I
Know aliens are real. They're hiding disguises humans. Do you have a science fiction movie to help prove my theory?
Yes, I do. I can give you the parent through space science fiction. There you go
All right, let's get the rest of these movies are turned
Chat we might have to hire a second employee to handle returns. I'm working too hard
No joke
This is kind of ridiculous
I'm gonna have to hire somebody else to handle returns, dude
Should I I need to make it's where I could just chill all day
That's what I mean and handle like customer services stuff like this
How you doing I lost my driver's license for speeding now I need an action movie to get my adrenaline fix
Okay, Aurora. You lost your driver's license for speeding. So, that being said, I'll get
you organ burnout. Sounds good enough. There you go. Have a good one. Clean. Clean. Wow,
That's the first rewind of the day.
Chad, look how much money we have.
So you're telling me there's a chance
we could hit $2,000 at some point.
Redfield's Riddles is taking over the world.
The world!
Put that there.
Boom, all the way to...
The adult section got absolutely destroyed today.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my goodness, what are y'all buying?
Was it you?
No, it wasn't you.
All the adult movies are gone.
Man, is that an adult movie I see in your box?
Man, what is that?
I know you didn't get too hot for my rooster penalty.
Are you, man, it is 10 p.m.
and you just walk here like you own the place.
Are you kidding me?
Hurry up!
God, leave his TMP if you're walking in.
Get it done, Pat.
All right.
All right, now Pat, look.
I got a phone call today.
You look at me when I'm talking to you, Pat.
Pat, what are you doing?
Paul, not Pat.
Paul, look here.
I got a phone call from a customer today saying, um, I'm going to go ahead and give you $50
the person at the checkout gave me 50 extra dollars in change.
Now, you just started working here, you're, you're Paul, look at me when I'm talking to you!
Paul, you've been doing good.
Just make sure, you know, I'm not 100% sure it was you because we had another employee here before,
But just make sure double check real quick.
There ain't no dollar bills, you know,
stuck together and like that.
And just make sure we're getting the exact change
because we're barely on our feet as it is.
You know what I mean?
This store has $1,200 to his name, right?
So just make sure you stay locked in.
I could have been more rude, but I wasn't.
Paul, stop playing computer.
Well, it's off the clock anyway, no matter.
Let's see how we did.
We've had worse days. We've had better $230 profit. It's whatever. 50 movies win it isn't
bad though. I'm not mad at that at all. I'm be real with y'all. I'm not too mad at that.
Fall day 17. It looks like a foggy day. So potentially some people will not come in today.
But that's fine. Let me do let me check the PC real quick. Make sure there's nothing else
I need. Market.
Yeah, should we do a 10 random movies box for $100, bro?
Expand, bro, expanding would literally take all of our money away.
That's crazy.
Redfield, Reynolds.
I would like to reserve a movie.
You have a copy of Full Thought of Earth.
Hey, don't you ever call me before we open up again,
this your only warning but yes I will get it reserved calling me before we open up you got me messed up
claim money I think I've been claimed all over that we have yep
chat do we expand or dude dude if we expand that's literally all of our money gone bro we
cannot do that. There's no way.
Save. Yeah, we gotta save. Let's just order some random movies. Actually,
let me do returns first and then I'll order a box of random movies real quick.
Hold up so I can make sure I got enough space.
You know, anybody saying expand, you're trying to get this business burnt to the ground,
by the way.
I'm not pulling it, I'm not expanding.
I'm not about to expand and have $200 at the mine account.
You have absolutely lost your mind, like truly lost your mind.
Like you have actually lost your mind.
That would truly be the dumbest thing we could ever do.
I'm glad I'm in charge, Chat and Y'all ain't more than half mercy.
business what a what a what a trashed on day two I mean good lord man
what's wrong with y'all do y'all want to see your redfields wheels crashing
burn do you because it seems like you do chat I'll be real
Somebody expand and that's literally all the money we have.
Somebody broke a brand new movie that we just got installed.
Are you actually joking me right now?
a brand new movie that we just, oh my goodness man.
I'm about to hang a sign outside of this window
that says if you return a broken movie,
your whole family and you's dead within three days.
Maybe then they'll stop returning broken movies.
This costed me money.
with the 5. Chat that's costing us money, bro. Oh, they're returning broken movies. That's
ridiculous dude late fee reserve yeah my customers fell off I'm not gonna lie
chat we're not supposed to wait a minute nobody ever went a date night with my
uncle I wonder if they ever will I kind of doubt it but you never know you're
You truly never know chat not gonna lie all right let's keep doing returns actually don't
let's just open up while we're doing this hey Paul lock in we got another big day today
brought in more sunglasses that gets you one in a cool mood okay we'll go toward the high
roosters back there we go oops put that there get these done boom boom boom boom boom
There we go.
Done.
We have more returns coming in.
So excuse you.
How y'all doing?
Welcome to Redfields Riddles, everybody.
Hope everybody have a great day today.
Thank y'all for showing up again.
Yes, sir.
What can I get you?
Yo, hold up, Paul.
Yo, hold up.
I see you.
Yes, sir.
Race car, beacon of hope.
got you right here. Yeah. Have a good one. Thank you, sir. Please decorate. Dude, we're
about to have to expand anyway. There ain't no point. All right, hold up. Do these returns.
Somebody reserve that. Boom. Boom. I'm trying to see if we have enough room for the 10 random
movies. I'm not sure if we do or not.
Paul! We have a line! You gotta go! Paul! We have a line backed up like a
Chick-fil-A drive-thru and you gotta use the restroom.
You ain't even doing it for Paul. I don't even hear nothing.
You didn't even use that bathroom! I didn't even hear nothing!
This dude thinks he's tough. You better back up off me. What you talking about?
You gonna mess around and get stalled though?
Walking up on me like that. Look at this line, Paul! Come on, man!
Okay, we got more adult movies to return boom boom there we go. We got more returns to do how you do it
full throttle bird I got you right here full throttle bird have a good one sir thank you give me that give me that give me that
Chat why is nobody renting a date with my date night with my uncle?
Somebody rent a car
You so corny man, you are so corny got a bad boy over here watch out now
Hope y'all having a good day though friend. I'm just joking around don't take offense. I'm just joking
Hope y'all have a good day. It's kind of awkward here. We ain't got no music. It'll come back on in a minute though
Appreciate you
Where's the customers at?
It's 1 50 p.m. And there's two people three people in the store what's happening
There we go flyers dog that's not what I'm getting at
like we need to have regular traffic coming in not just cuz I'm handing out
flyers that's bad yeah right yeah I got you
shut up
surprise I'll see a tumbleweed rolling through here
Where's my customers?
Come to Redfield Riddles, please, we need money.
Why'd you turn around?
Are you serious?
You was walking this way and you turned around.
Why was you coming this way?
Ma'am.
Ma'am, you don't come get a movie at Redfield's.
you at least look at me when I need you to jump.
Sir, you're gonna come to Redfields Riddles?
Oh, thank you.
Ma'am, you're gonna come to Redfields?
Oh, oh my God.
Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am,
you're gonna come get a movie at Redfields Riddles real quick.
We've got the best ones.
You don't like being pressured to buy?
How about I come out here next time with a bazooka
and say you better come get a movie
or I'm blowing everybody in the neighborhood up?
That's being pressured to buy.
I just said, do you mind stopping in?
I'm not stopping in! I'm not pressing!
Redfields, Reynolds?
I'm about to air this whole neighborhood out, I swear!
I'm about to air it out in here! You got me messed up!
I'm about to move locations! This place sucks!
Yes, ma'am, X-terminate. I got you right here, Isabel.
Have a good one, Isabel. Thank you.
Oh, man, it's a little foggy outside.
I guess can't nobody Waldo, don't you dare come back in here and get another adult movie.
Which one did you just return Waldo Waldo, I don't you dare let me catch you back at
that adult section.
Do you hear me?
I saw what you did last time.
What can I get you or get burned out?
I got you.
I actually thought he was gonna go back to the adult section. I would have tweaked. Keep
your eye on him. He still might do it. Reserved. Oh, somebody reserved this. Oh, all right.
Waldo. Okay. Wait, where's my, uh, okay. We're getting the black market movies today, too.
Yeah, this was a horrible day.
We fell off.
This is bad.
Y'all meet you out there in a little bit.
I don't even see no rare ones tonight, man.
We got two movies reserved.
It's a 50-50 chance.
Which one did you get?
Okay, all right, Mark.
Okay, I was about to say.
There you go, Mark, have a good one.
Thank you.
Client is asking to see the manager.
Whoa, whoa!
Relax, Paul, that's all right.
I'll handle this.
Step aside.
You returned a damaged movie.
What can I do you for me?
A $20 broken fee for a terrible movie if you charge me.
I'll never come back.
That sounds good to me.
Give me your $20 for the late fee, and get up out my store and never come back.
Don't you ever talk bad to my employee again.
Do you understand me?
Don't call the manager like I was gonna sign with you.
I ain't gonna sign with you.
I lost your mind.
Talking bad to Paul for what?
Why do I gotta pay a broken thing on a bad movie?
That don't matter that's bad.
You returned a broken movie, she probably returned a new one that was broken.
Lost your mind up in here.
They got right Paul.
Yep.
I refuse to pay, what she say, I refuse to, she said, she said, I refuse to pay, I refuse
the uh she said uh she uh she said I refuse to pay a broken fee on a on a bad
movie that ain't got nothing to do with it you won't pay that broken fee
you're lost your mind I get right fall done lost them lost your mind up in here
You go ahead and I got some business to handle. I'll be right back.
Yeah. Yeah.
Ma'am, I done told you to close these blinds.
What you got for me today, yeah.
Bad astronaut under arrest.
Oh my goodness! That's a $30 movie!
Four and a half out of five stars!
Good purchase. You caught my driver.
My diver. $27 movie. Good ratings too.
That's a $3 movie. I'll go ahead and get it. The reviews can't be that bad.
One and a half you know what not as bad as I thought it would be
Secrets of the forbidden gambler $5 movie can't be that bad. Wow. We just got a steal on that
The neon template are vital
Yo, we got some good ones today
You had some good with the stop but bro like bring some rare ones back man. Come on. I want to put them on display
All right, bro
He had some good ones no joke he had some good ones
All right
Clean clean clean
Clean clean let's see how we did probably awful if I had to guess
I guess we probably made 150 bucks today. No joke.
Never mind.
Chad, I swear it did not look like we had that many customers today.
No joke.
Yo, plug with the five. Thank you.
That's not bad at all.
We're almost level eight.
All right.
Sunny day, beautiful day out.
There should be a million customers coming in here.
Surely.
Expand now.
There actually is potential for an expansion right now.
I could do the $1,000 expansion and still
have $500 in the bank account.
what are we thinking? Low key? I think that might be the move. Chat for will. Save like
chat y'all keep saying save but like what are we what are we saving for? Retro rewind
to.
Refills Reynolds!
Congratulations, your small business grant has been approved. You'll be given $80.
I mean, thanks! That's it.
I mean, I ain't trying to be ungrateful or nothing, but that's it. $80 grand.
What you want me to do with that
All right, hold up we got a decision to make give me a second let me get these done real quick
Yo night with the five thank you hold up
One second chat
I'm gonna I'm gonna take you to the board which is y'all
And we're gonna make a decision on whether or not we do these we're not doing the $1,200
expansion if we do we're doing the $1,000 expansion that that would be what we would
do here.
Okay.
We low key if we expand Bo.
We might make big business moves today we might expand and hire another employee dog.
No joke.
Prepare the concession stand.
Now we gotta be level eight for that.
Alright.
Do we do the $1,000 expansion?
Chat the business is on the line.
All right.
Y'all roll with the five.
Thank you.
All right.
Well, the board says that is a overwhelming majority.
Yes.
That we should do the expansion for a thousand dollars.
And we'll have like $500 left over.
So the bad part is, I mean the good part is, is that yes, we're expanding, but the bad
part is, is that we're not going to have anything to put in the expanded room right now.
I'm taking this up as movie isn't new anymore.
So put this back in storage.
Actually I'm just going to sell this.
We're still keeping the 13 bodies one though.
I like the 13 bodies when you're gonna hurt it anyway. Yeah, but come on, man. When you're
running a small business like this, every decision counts. Make sure the polls still
says that. Yeah, overwhelming majority. Yes, chat. I was here. The first expansion of Redfields
rentals buddy. Lord have mercy we just got scammed. Hey it came with a 3TV though. Let's
be real. That's not that much money is it? Do I line everything up on the wall or do
do I do shelves back to back? Hear me out. Hear me out. I'm about to finesse something
right here. Type one if you believe. I'm about to make you look insanely clean in here. Just
give me a second. I'm about to I'm about to cook. Let me cook right now. Let me cook
right now. Why not? Hold on. Let me cut. Hold on. We're a startup business.
It gives it like a wholesome vibe.
This makes our store look so pathetic, but it makes it look more minimalistic at the same time.
It's kind of wholesome.
But here's the thing right when we get more money we'll have like rows you know what I mean
It's not gonna look good right now because we have like a handful of shells you see what I'm saying
Actually this will make it look better right here wait a minute
Let me cook five point if you're let me cook
I'm rocking with this.
I'm kinda rocking with this.
How else would y'all want to do this right now?
Y'all just want to put them back on the wall chat.
Is that the play for now?
Until we get more, I think it might be.
Let's just do that.
It's not going to look good until we get more.
Right.
Yeah, y'all act like a brand new movie theater movie
sale in place.
It's going to look pretty when we barely got any shells.
We ain't got no money.
Y'all making fun of me, Chad?
You all make it fun of me. Wait, I'm messing with this. Hold up. Wait, if that one goes
right there, wait a minute. I'm walking with it. And for now, keep the new releases front
in center right here and just for now put this dead center.
You know?
Yeah?
Oh, I gotta change the wall.
You're right.
What did I do again?
I did that.
Clean.
Clean. Wait, dude, what? Wait, you're right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Somebody's had the best idea in the world. No joke.
Y'all ready for this?
Maximum humiliation.
That's why that's going for now.
So if you're going to come in here and get an adult movie, guess what?
Everybody's going to know it.
This is just temporary layout though because until we get more money now, here's another
question.
Do we hire another employee right now?
Luke and Vincent either way were cooked.
Wait Luke.
Wait, wait, wait, Luke.
Wait a minute.
Vincent is actually the goat.
My goodness Vincent's crazy. Oh
I can't kill level 20 are you serious?
Whatever
There's no way out 15 random movie. I'll go with that. Let's do that. We got a few of these channels
They gave me action movies, all actions, why?
Replace Paul, what did you just say?
What?
Replace Paul!
Paul is going!
Paul has got it.
All right, Chad, I know that that guy had good stats, but Paul is too good until he does
something messed up.
I gotta keep them.
All right, Paul, I'm gonna keep it a stack with you today, big dog.
I'm gonna put you on returns.
I'm gonna run a check out this shift. Okay one returns. I'm a handle to check out today
Ladies and gentlemen
Redfields rentals has made a new expansion more movies more space. Come on in man. Come get you a movie
Okay, forget you then you ain't got time to go get a movie
But you've got time to be taking a leisurely walk on a sunny day at 828 a.m. On a Wednesday
That feels real sir please.
Forget you!
Refills real sir please.
Refills real sir please come in.
Can I help you ma'am?
You reserved forward to the pass.
Yes ma'am I got you right here.
Thank you.
How you doing ma'am?
Are you doing okay?
That will be $7.00.
Three for your change.
Have it good.
Oh my goodness.
It seems like there's more customers.
Do you think anybody's gonna buy adult movies
now that it's front and center right there?
I don't know.
How you doing Eugene?
Eugene, eight dollars.
Swear for your change, have a good one, thank you.
Yes ma'am.
Sophie, I know.
What is it?
Wasn't she the one that also
ordered some adult movies before?
Sophie, is all you come in here for is adult movies?
I mean, I appreciate the business, so I'm not even going to say something.
All right, how are you doing, Bill?
All right, Isabelle, that's 1050, 450 for your change.
Have a beautiful day.
shopping at Redfields Reynolds. How you doing, sir? One movie, 350, 150 for your change.
Have a good one. Yo, Paul, you see how fast I'm going big dog? Just how you do it. What
was that? Really Hugo? Really? $17 exact change. Thank you, Hugo. How you doing? That's gonna
$27 three for your change. Have yourself a good day. Thank you so much. How you doing big dog? What can I get you?
All right two movies boom boom 750 250 for your change. Have a good one
How you doing ma'am? Is that you Sophia Sophia?
Sophia is that you? No, it's Isabella again
1450 50 cents have a good one. Thank you
How you doing ma'am?
Uh-huh. Okay, it's Sophia. 13. You're gonna come in here and get that movie and give me a 50 for a 13.
We're lucky I'm in a good mood today.
Have a good one.
Why nobody's getting the adult movies today, man! They're right there!
there. Cherry slushie. Great, great choice. Matter of fact, I'm going to get you some
cherry in that thing. Watch this.
Woo! Here you go, big dog. That's going to run you. 14, 25, exact change. Thank you.
too embarrassed now. Facts. It looks so ominous just sitting there, don't it? Dude, it looks
so ominous. Like who would dare? Yes, sir. You and I, old drama movie. I can do that for
you old drama movie old drama old drama old drama so I can get you a drama I
can't I can't get you all I don't think we have any I ain't got time to look I
I got stuff to do.
Crunchzilla in three movies.
That's gonna run you $17.
Vincent, have a good one.
Elstor owner, what you mean?
You did it, didn't you?
You did it when nobody looked at huh?
Yeah, don't look over there like you didn't do that.
Now I see what you got in that box.
Late fees, oh, we look here.
A late fee, is this a joke?
I don't pay late fees. Yes, you do pay late fees, but you what you talking about? You're gonna lost your mind $11. Have a good one
What'd you get?
All right, William
Three dollars for your change
you yes ma'am you want a bad horror movie I can do that for you we got plenty of
those a bad horror movie a scary keg in the tent a classic there you go ma'am
thank you oh it's this good we're again chat look at him all righty that is going
to one you eleven dollars blueberry slushy or whatever that is I don't know
What kind of berry that is? It's a berry.
Clean.
There you are, ma'am. All right, Zoe. 14-25.
Have a good day.
What's good, big doll? You ain't tough, by the way.
I tell you that every time you're in here, but every time, I'm gonna tell you you ain't tough.
$11.
He even never said nothing to me, Chad.
I just, I just be talking crazy to him for whatever reason and I, and I'm going for it.
Paul, I thought you, hey, you just restocking.
All right.
I thought I'm like, whoa.
Yeah.
What's good partner forward to the past.
I got you right here.
Have a good one.
I was about to say partner partner.
I know you ain't partner.
I know you didn't just walk straight to it like you. Okay. I was about to say
Bro walk straight in here
Yes, sir
Two movies
750 to 50 for your change. What can I get you big doll? You want an old horror movie? We got plenty of those two. I'm pretty sure
Old horror movie old horror movie old horror movie
Yes, we do have one right here. Thank you
you anyway late fee service $2.00 Patrick Patrick I don't have good experiences with
Patrick's in this store so if I refuse to pay what are you gonna do call the cops
over a $2.00 late fee oh buddy you'll be begging me to call the cops I'll blow
your head smooth off give me the two dollars dollar have a go sir did you
just get two of those sir did you just get to really who ordered the hot
superstar huh that's a good one y'all oh Dylan over here just ordered who ordered
the hot superstar. 2050, 450 for
your change. Have a good one.
What's good partner? Did you
actually get one? And out of
all of them, you got so too hot
for my rimster. Really, Jackson?
And you got a late fee. My
rental was late. I have a life
and I'm super busy. I can't be
here all the time. Cut me some
You're you're running a business. I can't blame y'all thought you said something. I thought you said I was ruining the business
Have a good one. Yes, sir
Wow for movies
1550 exact change. Thank you. Well, well, well
Why you why did you never break eye contact dropping these movies down you better relax
Another Patrick don't you smell anything like that what do you do with
You're gonna buy those two moves in a cheese.
to office. See how we did. Either way, this was a successful episode. We fell off floor
have mercy. No, it wasn't. It's over. We're barely staying afloat. I'm gonna have to fire Paul to
just run the business myself. Lord have mercy. We're gonna, we didn't make too much money that
episode. Oh my goodness. We have a popcorn machine for next episode. So we expanded this episode and
next episode, we're gonna have a popcorn machine. We didn't make too much money this episode, but
either way, that was a good episode because of the expansion and great strength that I love y'all,
man. Hey, I appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all
they get this subs, don't know those bits follows. And of course, I appreciate all y'all
for just hanging out. Hey, you're not a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow.
And I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, a little bit. All right. Peace out y'all.