Do you do?
Do you kiddie up in the building as usual?
Oop, nah, man, hold up.
Yes. There we go.
Your court with a 25 gifted W court with a 25 gifted thank you court with a 25.
I appreciate you court claim W court with the 25 gift and I appreciate you.
Cheers.
What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good ladies and gentlemen I
Hath returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again minion flame be
Hanny it's champ
Jy fruit simply K. Holy
Holy, uh, highly Mike Alexis with the five W Alexis with the five fluffy,
appreciate you W subbers, man.
Blue hoodie.
By the way, I repeat blue hoodie.
By the way, buster blue, I tell you a blue, I tell you, Oh Lord.
No clue
Might might be just cook man might just be cooked
You know what I mean just might be
But you know what kind of night it might be though
It might be one of them nice big dog not gonna lie to you
Leon's wet wife with the five gifted a look here big dog it might be one of these nice
right here I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all it's not because I want to right no dude
It's not because I want to you think I'm taking these for joy. No, I am not taking these for joy
I'm just saying it might be one of those nights
It is what it is
Now these ones don't even taste good
The weird part is
If I talk in an elevated tone like I am right now
Voice comes out normal, but if I go to talking like normal, it starts being
scratchy. I think I'm cooked. I think I'm cooked. Yo, Olivia with the five, Madison
with the five, Tanner with the five, and Fluffy with the 25, W Fluffy with the 25
gifted as well. I appreciate y'all. Thank you. W gifters, appreciate you. But
yeah, just saying. Look here. Hey, look here.
Don't don't say nothing. If I start popping these things because this is
looking like one of those nights. Keep it real with y'all. If I start popping
these things all we don't even say nothing because it's looking like one of
them nights bro it is I belong with the five thank you what happened to your
voice chat who remembers back in late 2023 where you know what I think it's I
I think it's Fall Guys again. Because back in late 2023, I was having to take off like a lot
because my voice could never recover. And I don't know, it's just it's not snapping back.
I think I'm not giving myself long enough of not strenuously straining it
it for it to fully snap back. I don't know. I don't know. I hope it don't leave forever.
You think it's gonna like leave forever? Take the weekend off. I just did that last weekend,
I literally, I just did that last weekend.
Oh, that's the thing, cuh.
Just did that.
And that helps.
Take it, take a week off.
Okay, now you need to relax a little bit.
Now you tripping.
Now you are tripping.
Week off is insane.
Now you done lost your mind.
That's crazy takes one off and rest it bro. Like I said, I took two days off last weekend,
bro. I'm gonna get fired. How much PTO you think I got man? Huh? That's where I get
fire isn't all in days. You know what I'm saying? Everyone needs a break though, but
the thing is dude, like I don't even need that. It's just when your voice is cooked,
your voice is cooked. Man, I hate it. Literally. Ridiculous. Do a silent stream. Should I do
do a silent stream right now.
ASMR whisper stream, I don't even think I'm capable of whispering.
I'm not even capable of like doing this the whole stream right here.
by the way, in case y'all want to know something, this is how I talk when I'm not live right
here. This is the tone right here. But when I'm sure like, yo, what's good? See, I project
more like this right here. I'm like, yo, what's up? This is projecting right here. But when
I'm just chilling. I'm like, you know, stop projecting. You got to project. What you mean?
I got to project.
I can't sit here. Yo, yo, what's, yo, yo, what's up? Yo, yeah. Oh, yeah, we're gonna,
We gonna play some Fall Guys.
Alright.
I'm gonna go get a dub.
I'm gonna go get a dub of Fall Guys real quick.
Yeah.
Let's get it.
Cell, I just woke up.
Yeah, let me go catch a dub of Fall Guys.
I'm gonna go do that real quick.
And see, you sound bad.
That sounds what I'm doing at.
That's how cook it is, dude.
Lord!
Lord, Viridia with the five.
I don't know what to do.
See, there was a crack right there.
I don't know what to do.
I really don't.
Just spin the stream dancing, true.
Anaria with the five, thank you.
Vocal rest for a week, bro.
I ain't taking no week off, man.
What I look, bro?
Bro, I ain't taking no week off, man.
What you talking about?
A month break?
Now you might be getting somewhere.
Now we're talking.
Retire?
Dude, you know what?
You know what?
Now we're talking.
I think that's just your voice now.
Oh, it better not be.
I can't hit high notes anymore.
I can't go like,
ha, I can't,
strut, I can't,
I can't hit high notes
when I'm singing no more like this even.
I'm like, ha, I can't.
It's done.
Like you don't understand.
It's bad.
Like, bro, I can't hit my high notes
I'm singing no more. You like to strip Alfredo? I couldn't hit that right now.
shrimp Alfredo was strawberry cheesecake you see how scratchy that sound it's
ridiculous it's it's ridiculous it is I feel like I literally feel like it's
twenty twenty three again. Worth every week. I'm like, hey,
y'all, sorry, can't stream my voice is good. Another week
all by. Hey, y'all, sorry, can't stream my voice is good. Hey,
y'all, sorry, can't stream my voice is good. Hey, y'all,
sorry. Now, quit doing that because not only was it
messing my voice up, it was messing up my dead dumb blood
pressure.
Y'all, we all hope to grow out of that. Over here. Out here
hooting and hollering. It's ridiculous. Just be more chilled for a while. Bro, I can't.
It's not like a choice. I can't, bro. Yes, you can't. No, I can't. I'm serious. I can't.
I can't unless I'm on some.
Now if I'm on some...
I know y'all seen that off the perks now if I get whatever they gave me when I have my
ear infection that's the only way I can be chilled on stream other than that ain't no
way I'm popping one bro I got two my throat hurt it is what it is I got two look dog it's
another one of them nights. Maybe I should just take off a solid week and fully reset
it. Should I do that? No, that's crazy. No, I'm not doing that. I'm actually dead serious.
No, I'm not doing that, no, I'm not doing that.
No.
A.
Number one.
User vacation at least three days.
No, the most I do is Friday and Saturday.
I'm not doing three.
All the time I take three days off
I'm gonna relish on like a holiday or something.
A.
Number one, baby.
All right, let's reset that and we'll get another one.
Are you taking off Sunday?
No, I'm not.
No.
That does not count as number one right there.
That does not count as number one.
This is number one.
Easter?
No, I don't take off on Easter.
Take off Sunday?
No, you got me messed up.
I like streaming on Sunday.
Sunday is my favorite day of the week.
Number one.
Hey, don't keep counting them things. I'm just telling y'all where number one is don't start keeping counting him thing
Cuz hey, I might burn through about 30 of things getting through this stream right here
That's not number two bro number one's in the floor over here
And somebody says something about kitty now kitty now kitty don't do that
I can have a plate of food like fresh plate of cooked food having on the table kitty jump on the table be like I gotta even be in fear that she gonna eat it cuz she don't do it bro.
She she she go to broke kitty is the perfect cat.
I've said that since she was a kid bro. Kitty is the perfect cat. No joke like perfect cat.
perfect cat. I swear it. Perfect. I'm talking perfect. Like actual perfect, perfect animal.
not even an animal. Like, like perfect. I can't describe it enough. I actually can't.
Like she does nothing bad, nothing bad, like nothing at all. Like it just, I mean, she
just just dude I never got to worry about her doing something if I see her
somewhere I gotta worry about oh is she getting into something all bro she can
go anywhere in the house
Kobe I'm for real I'm dead serious okay so kitty with the file I'm trying to
brag on her or nothing but is she an indoor cat yeah she is yeah she is now
She didn't grow up like one though when we found her bro. She was a straight-up dude
She didn't care bro. She was outside cats who we found her. She was holding her own out there, too, dude. No joke
No joke, bro. We got her off the street, bro
She could she ain't one of them inside cats that like goes outside and instantly dies
She's like an inside cat that if she somehow got outside she'd be good
Like at one night or one one day I woke up. I was scared. I
Woke up one day
and
Y'all know y'all know, you know where I live that I get around on like a side-by-side
Y'all know when I dropped through the woods on a side-by-side so always got a side-by-side parked under my outside my house
One day I woke up
I was like, I ain't seen kitty since I woke up been about been about 10 minutes. I checked all of her usual spots
I'm like
Work here
And I and I started thinking I was like wait, I didn't see her for like an hour before I went to sleep last night either
Where did where did she where is she in the house?
Looked around, looked through the whole crib. She wasn't nowhere. And then it hit me. There's a
sliding glass door that leads out to a porch that's screened in. But there's a part of the porch
that the screen isn't attached at the bottom. And every single time she goes out on the porch,
I have to keep an eye on her because she tries to get outside. Every time it's like,
like, stop. And I remembered, I said, Oh, did I leave the door open last night? Went
to my sliding glass door, it was open. I was like, Oh, no, she outside. And then I looked
and I was like, because I had like a box in front of like the part of the screen where
she couldn't get out at. I thought she does no wrong. I don't even consider that wrong.
She was just like, hey, I'm going to go outside.
I've seen that the box was moved, so she moved the box away from the screen.
I'm cooked.
Anyway, she moved the box away from the screen, and I was like, oh, she outside.
But I didn't have worry because I'm like, all right, I know she's good.
I was like, I bet you money if I go out my front door,
she's gonna be right out there.
I literally walk out my front door,
she's literally asleep on the hood of the side-by-side.
I'm like, kiddie, get in the house.
She came in the house.
Dude, kid, not like no joke.
She's correct.
Like, bro, there was, dude, what I like, there was, y'all remember when I moved from the
trap house to the trailer?
That was around the time that Kitty wanted to start coming inside, but she didn't want
to use the litter box.
always wanted to go outside. So bro, it got to the point where if she wanted to
go, it was like, it's the craziest thing ever. If Kitty wanted to go outside, but
she wanted to come back in after bro, I would open the door, go outside with her.
She'd use the restroom and follow me back in the house like a dog. Craziest thing
ever. We just go out there for a minute. She used the restroom, come back in like
a dog it's crazy crazy good cat no she she crazy bro she goaded goaded and now
tell y'all cat use a litter box every time no matter what bro kitty use a
litter box no matter what every time bruh every time litter box boom boom boom boom
boom litter box ain't got she got the most bougie litter box ever bruh y'all
know that automatic ones that spin in a circle not the ones that decapitate them
cats and y'all see them ones that decapitate the cats not one of those I
got one that's like open face it's like a big old circle and then once it gets
full it spins and it dumps the litter out the bottom and then it comes back around and it feels
back up with the litter that it just claimed bro best invention literally ever like I'm dead serious
that is the best thing actually ever like I can't believe it what's it called mom it's called like
like a litter genie or something?
What's he called?
Like a litter genie.
Litterbot?
Litter robot.
Dude, the litter robot.
Best, oh my goodness, dude.
The thing's expensive.
I'm not gonna lie, I think that thing was like $600
or something like that.
that night. It beats scooping any day of the week, bro. It beats scooping. What? I'm dead
serious. It's like $600 or more, but I don't care with worth. Voice cracks are killing
me. Yeah, I don't know. Y'all right. I might actually need to take another two day. I'm
not taking three though. I'm not taking three. But yeah, no, that's that's the best. What
did you just say get to the game piece I just read your chat logs 10 minutes
ago you said I love your strings that's the only reason you're not getting 10
minutes here say it again though
litter robot is so worth it dude I'm telling y'all right now bruh check is
nobody like scooping cat litter do you you do it but it's like you you think to
yourself it's like this would be a million times better if I just straight
up you know didn't have to do it dog do the litter robot bro I'm gonna show y'all
picture of you so your picture of it dude hold up bro it's actually the best
thing ever yep yep right there oh it's $700 that's a little steep that's a
little steep you can do a payment plan or something though like I would never
advise you to just go into debt on something but for the sake of it but
I'm dead serious it's worth probably like the $20 a month payment I'm so for
real. Hold on. You see, I'm gonna try to show y'all the exact one that I this is
the exact one that I have. My mom has one too at her house. Okay, we make sure this
doesn't dox me. This is gonna dox me, isn't it? Yeah, this is hold on this
gonna dox me. Wait a minute. I'm gonna show y'all the exact one I have right
here, Chad, hold up.
Is that it?
I don't think that's it. Hold on.
Well, Chad, I didn't leak nothing, bruh. Chill, man.
Is it safe for the cats? I've heard horror stories of them not being safe.
No, this is the one that doesn't decapitate cats.
This is the one that's a hundred percent not gonna not gonna
Decapitate your cat
Get us a discount
Dude, this isn't sponsored. I'm just trying to put y'all on this one
Yes, this one the image is so low quality though hold on
Yes, this thing right here. Look, how about to show y'all? Let me know if y'all have
one too. This right here. Dog, I am so serious. It's, it's legitimately like the best thing
ever. This ain't the one that's going to decapitate your cat either because it
doesn't have a door that closes. Dog, and obviously this ain't no sponsor. I'm not
sponsored by a cat litter box. I'm just trying to, hey, I'm trying to push all
on. If you got, if you just happen to have $700 burning a hole in your
bucket and you have a cat dog I'm telling y'all I'm telling y'all bro my cat is 14 will it work for me
dude there's a little step stool right there and they just step straight into it and how you change
the litter out once it gets once it gets like full you just pull the step stool out and all the
the litters in there and you have it lined with a garbage bag and you just take it out
and put another garbage bag in there and that's it 700 is wild I know it sounds crazy but dog
it's actually not it's really not man when it comes to quality of life dude that's $700
price tag is just like, bro, it's, it's your tripping. You can literally ask anybody that
has one. It's like the most works $700 ever. Like I'm dead serious. I cannot describe how
oh my goodness, I can't describe how good it is. I actually can't. No sponsor. Obviously
no sponsor. It's just the best thing ever. It is, dude. My cat's too big. No, dude, that
thing is huge in there. You could do like three or four cats could be in there at once.
I heard it wasn't good for him. Big dog. This ain't the one, man. I done told you this ain't
Why would I guess I would never get something that had even a slight chance of getting kitty hurt? That's why we got this one
Sponsored by litter robot with the five. I'm not sponsored by litter robot. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. It's bad again. It's bad again
Yeah, it's actually looking like back-to-back two-day weekends. Yeah, unreal. Sorry. This is ridiculous
Hey case some ways you can recover your voices drink lots of water, but avoid caffeine
I never drink caffeine because I'm him.
Use a humidifier.
Why, look, look what I got right here.
Well, anyway, look here.
Chat type one if you have one of these and at the end of your one type yes if it's the
most worth thing ever. Why don't you like taking more than two days off? Because
there's just a lot of people that look forward to the stream every night. I ain't
trying to leave nobody hanging. Can't do it, man. Unless it's a holiday or something.
It is a holiday. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and kick it with the family. You know what I mean?
But yeah, I'm dead serious though. I'm dead serious
This thing right here to let a robot to be circular
Now don't go by because of me because I ain't getting no kick back here. I don't get no royalties off of this
But when there's a product that I like
I'm gonna let y'all know
Yo this thing good now look here. Where's the promo code bro? It's not promo
Well for real though
I'm dead serious it's goaded bro
Subliminal subliminal didn't help. Yeah subliminal might have been the final nail in the
subliminal didn't help the voice yeah but anyway how do I get how we even get on this topic
oh yeah chat don't go buy one of these because of me now i mean you can but i make it you know
you know it's good though
So, Jay, you want me to describe how easy it is?
Dog.
Look here.
You literally just dump litter and it shows you the line to dump the litter to.
And then when you pull this stool out, there's a container that's lined with a garbage bag
that you just take out, wrap it up, throw it away and you just put another one in there
and push it back in. That's literally hit ever and it lasts a long time.
Kitty does have a promo code though. Code Kitty at CCs for a long. That's true.
You can go to CCs to get a large Mac and queso pizza for $8.99 a large Mac and
queso pizza for $8.99 at CCs using using code Kitty on the internet or
in store. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Facts.
Shaw Lee is
your male with 10,000 bits W male with the 10,000 bits
appreciates you male. I case you think you could draw me a
tattoo design maybe a cat or a flower just something cute
whatever you think I really appreciate it. Have a great
stream also if you shout out my two cats Batman and Helen
that's cool. Yo shout out Batman and Helen. I got you with a
flower right here. That shouldn't take long. I got you right here. Hold up. Little flower
ski. Oh yeah. $700. Did you pay that much? Yes. Matter of fact, no, I paid double that.
Paid $1400. One for my house, one for my parents house. Okay, buddy, let me tell you, that's
$1400 well spent my opinion
I'm do it again. I
Would do it again. I'm thinking about getting another one for the warehouse matter of fact. It's pretty much confirmed
That's gonna be another 700. That's gonna be over two grand
In litter boxes, that's how much I love that thing dude. I don't care if that thing was $10,000 I'd buy it
Buddy let me tell you
I'm for real. I love that dadgum litter box, dude. Don't play with me about my litter box.
Lies? Oh, I'm dead serious. If that same litter box costed $10,000, I would buy it just the
same. That's how much I love that thing. You don't understand. Like, I'm actually so
for real. Dude, I'm dead serious. Do you have to clean it? Yeah, but it's like not crazy.
Hold on. I just ordered a pizza right now from CCC. You are real one.
Hey chat look kitty boozy, bro. You know what I mean? Look she got to have the good things
You know what I'm saying
So kitty won't say expensive litter box. Guess what kitty gonna get an expensive litter box
If I got the means to get it guess what?
I'ma go ahead and get it
Would you say kitty oh
Oh, you want the $30,000 litter box? Okay
Hey
Jelly
I'm gonna draw a flower real quick. I got you
Kitty can talk no
All right, somebody wanted a quick little flower drawn.
I can do that real quick.
Do you follow me here?
Plain.
What?
What? Why didn't it just do it down here? Okay. That's all right. This better be better
than the last one. Oh, it will be. That's the ground right there, either way. Don't
it take too much time on it. That's the ground. See what I'm saying.
Flower. Let's do a rose.
is that a rose what is that okay let's not do a rose let me get let me look at
Wait, matter of fact, let me look at a picture of a rose real quick.
Rose.
New Zealand, South Korean singer-songwriter.
That is not what I am looking for, dog.
Rose Flower.
I'm not drawing a rose anymore. I'm doing a sunflower. Rose is out of the cards.
I'm kind of rocking with it actually wait a minute.
I'm actually rocking with that right there wait that right there is just clean don't
play with me. I'm signing that we do that. Clean. Yeah, I cannot do that. I can't do
that. Oh my goodness. I hate to say I hate to tell y'all. I hate to tell you on this,
number two. Look, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's number two time.
Cough drop number two on a night bottoms up. Easy money. What you talking about?
Colby, Colleen, that being said I'm gonna get a dub tonight but I'm gonna do my
best not to be doing that much hooting and hollering. I got a dub last night can
I make it two days in a row? I think so. I think I can. Did you make it? Yeah yeah I
Yeah, I made it.
You not a fall guys champ for real.
All right, keep watching in.
All right, Buster, keep watching.
What you talking about?
Stay tuned then, so to speak.
Stay tuned, Buster.
You got a fall guys champ big dog. I'm number three in the world
No number two right now. No, I'm number two in the world right now
Current like current standings real life current standings
I'm at number two right now. You can look them up current standings number two
Who's number one learning?
Lerman is. Is the general on.
Yo, I don't need all these pop ups, man.
Yep, general on.
Lock in.
Lock in, ladies and gentlemen.
You better lock in, cause it's time to catch a bl-dub.
You better lock in, baby.
It is time to catch a bl-dub.
I
You already know what time it is, Buster.
What time is it, Chad?
Time to get a dove.
Hey.
It is absolutely, positively time to get a dove.
right here right now let me check the store see if we got anything good in the store
I'm not a big Hulk then but that's clean I fear
here. I'm not a big Hulk fan chat. For now, if that was the
Thor from God of War, I would 100%. Thor from God of War is the best way Thor has ever looked
by the way. Just saying. I don't know if I'm big enough of a Hulk fan though, Chad. I really
don't. Chad, I'm not a big Hulk fan though. Try it or do I stick with Kermit for today?
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna buy it just to have it,
but we're gonna run with Kermit for right now.
I bought it so we do have it in the inventory,
but I'm still running with Kermit right now.
Kermit's skin just straight up tough Chad.
That's all there is to it.
Kermit's skin just tough.
We played good last night with the Kermit skin.
You wish you were the whole, man,
I wish the Hulk would come in here right now.
I'd smack him.
I'm just straight smack him in the face
of the whole game in here.
I wish you would try something on me, Hulk.
I wish you would.
You ain't gonna do nothing.
See, he ain't come in here because he's scared.
Why he ain't come in here?
Because he's scared.
What's the Hulk gonna do?
Careful what you wish for.
Bro, the Hulk ain't gonna do nothing to me.
Chad, the Hulk ain't gonna do nothing to me, bruh.
You wanna know why?
Cuz Chris Redfield's got my back.
He's gonna swing through last second, rocket launcher, dead.
It is what it is.
Hey, Chad, look, it is what it is.
The Hulk would kill you, not in his wildest dreams, he would.
I'm stronger than the Hulk, so that doesn't even make sense.
Let's go. Come on right here
Play play play I'm crazy with it
Look at the shred I am getting right here. They're buying work
I'm crazy with it I'm still gonna get first place right here watch me
watch me
Oh, who can get first, but it don't matter.
Steal quality is whatever.
Steal, steal early quality.
Come on, man.
Xenomorph skin tough. What's what's a Xenomorph. What's a Xenomorph.
From Alien. Got some alien action going. Time for a call dropping already got one
in right now. We good.
Where to see no more fat is that was it it right there?
That look like some alien action by the way, I think by doing something real stupid, but
cool my mom was my mom was trying to convince me not to but I
okay
matter of fact I'm not even gonna tell y'all now it was cool too it was real cool
I ain't gonna tell y'all now
No, no, I'm gonna tell y'all, bro, my mom was trying to talk me out of it, cuz we,
we, uh, me and my mom was driving around, looking at some stuff today, and she was cooking
me for my voice today too, she was like, you don't even need to be talking today, yo,
voice sounds terrible, I'm like, thanks mom.
Dude, I'm not 100% if I'm going to, cuz it's gonna cost a lot, but I am looking, and she
was trying to tell me don't do it because she knows how I am bro once I
once I want something dude I was looking for a giant abandoned warehouse
building and I want to get it turned into the back rooms like a huge ginormous
abandoned factory and I want to get it because I got some people that do work
for me if I need something done I can get them to go in there and turn the whole
thing into the back rooms and I just put me a setup in there doesn't literally
strength in the backgrounds bro that would be so stupid but dude it's stupid but it's cool
chats tell me that wouldn't be the coolest thing ever like like actually like i'm i'm actually
dead serious dude we was literally driving around today and i was like yo i wonder if this one or
that one's for sale i'm i'm dead because bro they're already creepy on the outside because
You like old abandoned factory has been abandoned for like 20 years. It's all grown up. Don't nobody go there, bro
It's like dude. Come on, man
And all I need to get to do is go in there like
Harp it through the whole thing and put a bunch of walls and random hallways and put the wallpaper up
And it would just be the bathrooms. It'd be it's kind of easy
Woohoo!
Chas, should I do building codes? Dog, that d-dude what?
Not when you own the place, building code! There ain't no code!
You think I got a building code for the warehouse? No, we just built that thing, whatchu talkin' bout?
Building code.
A building?
I gotta do the code?
Can I visit?
That would be cool if I could like, bro, I don't know.
Y'all gonna be, bro, y'all gonna vandalize!
And then I'd be happy to know if it would be my village somebody doing that break their
neck or something.
It's like, oh, you're soon.
I'm like actually for real now I was like at bare minimum I would just do it just to like
just for the fun of it and pop out on stream one day,
but like, yo, I actually created the back rooms
and I got a stream and set up in it.
Like just minimum, just for that minimum,
just cause I like stuff like that.
That might be like a perma stream set up, bro.
Like I would find like the biggest room in the back rooms
Just put the stream except up in the middle of it.
And then when I go full face cam,
it's just literally the back room.
Bro, that goes so hard, dude.
Green screen?
No, no, no, that ain't even fun.
I'm probably actually being in it.
No, not no green screen, no.
Bathroom?
No, I don't have a bathroom put in it.
It'd be like a maze though.
I need a giant abandoned building though I need something like huge abandoned building
it's gonna cost a lot of a bro I need like a massive abandoned building dude like some
huge
like a Ikea yeah like a build in that big but like a older than a factory
I'm nasty did you see that just find the bad rooms now cuz
I don't want to find them for real.
Bro, that goes so hard, man.
That would go so hard.
What if you build it and it turns real dog imagine I have it built and I know the route
to get back to the exit door and then one day I go back after streaming it's just not there.
Wait on you think I can do it now that's kind of crazy wait a minute no hold up wait no
No, hold on, no, that's, that's, that's crazy.
Bro.
If I had the capacity right now and my throat wouldn't hurt to be screaming, then I would
buddy you better believe right now I would be hooting and hollering up it
listen Ben here
3. I'm already feeling delirious. 3. 3. Made that, what you talking about? 3. Drink
some water bro what'd you think I'm sitting on a straight water man got some
water action check y'all mess with water bro man water man ain't nothing like some
good cold water bro just some water and it's cold dude let me tell you just
This is the dub room temperature water over cold water you don't lost your mind
I tried a new route, and I'm already shilling, oh my.
I'm crazy with it
I
What's that?
Yeah, all day. All day. That's, that's, that's just, that's obvious right there. That's blatantly
obvious. Yo, case so kitty with the 5000 bits WK so kitty with the 5000 bits. In case I just
got enough job as a nurse for a doctor in an oncology clinic. You have any words of advice
for me yo congratulations first off second off i don't have words but i know who does
let the pickle guide you pick on yourself up it's a crunchy world out there one more don't be
afraid to take risks they often lead to the greatest rewards thanks congratulations thank you
You appreciate the 10,000 bits to hope you do doodly.
That's fine.
The Pickle of Wisdom.
I'm getting first place right here.
I'm getting first place.
I didn't fall off bro I'm off a cough drop man, stop.
I'm off three cough drops, bro.
You gotta let me slide a little bit, man.
Like, chill.
Yo, moon dawn with the 15 gifted.
W moon dawn with the 15 gifted.
Off a top, cough drop, and you're acting like this.
Oh, just wait til I'm 30 deep.
If you was here that one night,
I was like 30, 40 cough drops deep.
I was delirious.
And here's straight, floating off a cough drop.
It's another one of them nights because my throat hurting, but that's gonna be another one of them nights
Hey
Don't play with me big dog, I got the stuff I got it on me
Whole bag might be gone
Why is this goober on foot?
What are you doing?
Face!
Wait!
Absolutely crazy with it.
Oh, I'm just starting on them.
Yeah, don't play with me, man, don't play with me, man.
Did your wish come true from a shooting star?
No, unfortunately it did not.
But it's all right, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
It's fine.
The stars, the stars, all the stars.
I think I saw you.
That's not it!
That's all the bomb.
Coldplay just got some bangers, man.
Bellion.
It had to be done.
Well, that put him back at number two.
Well, that that put him back at number two. I guess I'm back to number three in the world.
It is what it is. Can't even hate on it. Can't even hate on it. You sold. I mean, dude, there's
so many split decisions. You know, I know it's like, you know what I mean? I mean, you
know. Right? Yo, Suzy with the with the thousand bits. Hi case. Thanks for all you
do. Can you shut up my friend Cassie? She loves your streams. She's moving to new
endeavors, so she will be missed. But she is awesome. Anyone having a tough time?
Hope things, uh, hopes, hope the scenes can get better. Yo, shout out to Cassie W.
Cassie for real. Shout out to you too, Suzy. Thank you. Mark man with the five
I appreciate you, Magman, with the five WCACs.
Appreciate you.
I used to have the one record on this map three years ago.
And I'm back to reclaim my phone.
Yes.
First one in the pipe.
Why am I ragged on, hello?
Don't you dare.
Are you actually joking me right now?
Woo-hoo-hoo!
You talking about?
No, I didn't, bro, I'm good, man, just relax.
I'm under control, it's under control right now, bro.
Like right here, guaranteed quality every time, guaranteed.
guarantee
I guess that's what I get for trying to speed boost strat.
I guess that's what I get for trying something cool for once.
I'm not quality am I?
If you don't get up out my way, no don't hello me.
Chat messed up that bad.
steel wall
Messed up that bad and steel wall chat. That's how you know I am locked in right now
That's just how you know
I suck at everything, don't you dare take my reign.
Pay to win, Scan, you have wings, unreal.
I gotta get some.
Oh, yeah.
No, I can't get it.
Yeah!
Peak athleticism, thank you.
Not a paid chatter either.
Not a paid chatter.
The music's too loud, nah, that's just, that's Fall Guys music.
You gotta let it go, you got to.
the fall guys. Music's tuned
stuff. You gotta let it play.
Flippy dot R. I. P.
How do I become a paid chatter?
There is no paid chatters.
Oh, it's the zero gravity one.
And of course, there's just somebody running around. Own zero gravity.
Yeah, your parents hate you.
Knock it.
Yeah, I just had a vision I was gonna miss.
Crazy.
I
I'm a I might be the greatest
Notice how these two pigs just keep following me everywhere. You notice it's
the same two filthy pigs that keep following me. It's crazy. Same two.
It's wild.
GG!
Not too complain about that game, but yeah, let's just get rid of all the towels, why not?
Let's get rid of all of them.
Why not?
Let's take all of them now.
Not as well.
I got one more in me, one more in me, chat I just can't get a streak going no more huh
I can't win more than one game, a two game, two days in a row.
I fell off.
You might be right, Chad.
I might actually fell off for real.
Like no joke, I might have fell off.
Eight ball after, yeah, we can play some after this one, yeah.
And then some spooky, Chad, a good game,
they have dropped another game.
I was so crunk.
Oh my goodness, dude, I'm so crunk.
It looks good too.
I hope it's good.
Number 4. Number 4 in an hour and 20 minutes ain't that bad, is it? That's not that bad.
No. That's not bad.
In there. Yep.
Let's go.
This is it.
Let's go.
Fun fact for you.
I used to have never.
the world record on this mode two and a half, three years ago, something like that.
Why do you not play granny anymore?
Huh, I don't know.
Why does when somebody die, they stay in the grave and don't keep walking around
because it's been done their whole life.
Dog, I got every ounce out of granny.
I possibly could have beat it on every difficulty holiday updates.
I did the granny gauntlet, all of that dog.
There's nothing left.
If the devs would release another game, then we can talk.
I'm crazy.
Did you beat up weaponless? Yes.
Every, every variation of planning to sweet play and beat up done it.
Butt naked in a thong? All of that, it doesn't matter, I've done it.
Well, I've beaten in a thong multiple times, but still.
Lock, baby, come on.
I don't know if elite tubers gonna make it chat not gonna lie elite Tuber didn't make
it all right P. They had a chance to all right P. There was there was indeed a chance there
There was, but no longer, no longer a chance.
Let's go.
GG.
Ooh, they got hit with the hands.
Tough.
Come on, let's go, come on.
I
Chat look man, I really got it good man. Yeah, y'all really got it good, bro
Three minutes of ads an hour dude. It could be a lot worse
I'm doing y'all I'm doing y'all favor
They can't hear you you're right my man
You right, my fault.
It doesn't matter how long you chase me for, you will never catch me and get your tail back.
Jack Skellington, or whatever your name is.
You will not get it back.
You are going to waste the rest of this lobby chasing me and never getting your tail back.
Oh, you got it? Well, guess what? I'm going to get it right back from you.
Come on, be real quick.
Now, come here. Hold that.
Now, come here.
You ain't got it like I do.
No, you ain't got the moves like me.
Thank you, bud. Peace, though.
Go ahead and chase me again, though. I guarantee you're going to lose.
You ain't got the moves like me, man.
We want to get him soft, okay?
Now take his tail!
Angles!
Come on.
Y'all still rocking with the Kermit skin? Be real with me.
is the Patrick skin still the
best one I've ever rocked.
Watermelon.
highest win percentage on the door the door yet not the door dude chat I was
winning like every game on the door Joe banana great watermelon great banana
Cherry watermelon great banana cherry watermelon great wait what watermelon
play. Okay, yeah, I'm good. I'm not confused there for a second. Orange cherry. Orange cherry
watermelon grape. Orange cherry watermelon grape. Orange cherry watermelon grape. Orange cherry watermelon
What orange, cherry, rhino, and grape apple?
Orange, cherry, rhino, and grape apple.
Banana peach, grape, orange with the five.
Why are you trying to distract me right now?
My eye, it's not got pink eye again.
I'm back. Lock in, come on, for real, let's go.
Quit farting on your pillow. I don't fart on my pillow, you nasty.
Right here, let's go. Right here.
A whale here, yes.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
You need to just take somebody's life!
No cards.
Now I've got to cook some people and pull them in as smooth as you can.
I tried chat.
I just got here.
Why did you lose?
Because I was lagging.
I was lagging.
That's why.
At that right chat, I was lagging.
I got to use restroom real quick.
Lock in.
I will be right back!
you
You
I am strong enough to take these chains and lead them by you
I
To the place where the lion will sing
Can you take me higher?
To the place where the fallen sleep
Can you take me higher?
I fear that's too easy that that that right there is what you
call straight domination. That right there is what you call straight up undeniable unfathomable
domination. Yo mo with the five. Come on. Chet, y'all see that? Was you watching that chat?
Okay.
That was all watching that, bro.
That was crazy.
Lord.
Big break.
Oh my goodness.
Three solids.
Wow.
Three solids went in on the break.
And I have an angle on the Maroon 7 here.
Not Maroon 5.
Maroon 7 I scratched.
When I still get solids, right?
Do I still get solids?
Wait
Wait, do I still get wait?
Wait, do I still wait?
Wait, you have no shame if you take the solid after what I just did
Wait, you actually have no shame. You have no shame. Oh
Oh, yeah, you lost anyway. Yeah, you have no shame. Imagine. Imagine.
Remo with the five. Thank you.
Yeah, good luck now, Buster. You just got a free dub handed to you.
That is actually disgusting. Unbelievable.
Can you finish it though? That's the question. Can you finish?
No, they ain't gonna do it.
They ain't gonna do it.
You're gonna scratch.
You're gonna scratch on everything I love, you're gonna scratch, watch.
On everything I love, you're gonna scratch, do it, not do it.
You took the free, you took the free solids after I hit all of them in, yeah.
Yeah, now you're lucky you didn't scratch.
Guess what now?
I'm about to hit every single one of these in and you ain't going to be able to stop me.
Watch.
You sold the bag.
You should have ended it while you had the chance.
You have absolutely no chance of surviving this onslaught.
GG, bud.
You might as well go ahead and DC for me.
Hey, go ahead and do your boy solid and DC real quick because I ain't giving you the
the ball back. You should have ended it while you had the chance, but you didn't.
You didn't end it, bro. Why didn't you end it? Huh? You're gonna take the solids
in the game.
Huh? Don't tell me I just came all the way back on you. Yeah, pay him off.
That's a dog. Get off my table. You
done lost your mind up in here you had a free dog handed to you and you just
couldn't get it done you had a free dog handed to you and you just could not get
it done
Did y'all see that, ridiculous?
Come on.
I ain't lost yet.
Chad, I ain't lost yet.
Litter, robot ad.
Are you kidding me after we already talked about it?
Are you joking?
How are you going to let them breathe?
Chad, I'm going to let them breathe.
I'm going to let them breathe.
I'm cooking bro. I'm dead serious. I'm cooking. I am absolutely cooking, dude. Straight.
Pay him up, GG. Get off my table. Get off my table. You trying all that fancy stuff.
You can't do that on me. Get off my table right now. No, don't invite friend. What you mean?
not even have an account. Yeah. Big break. Big break. Solid and
striping. Right here, it looks like the stripes are in a better
position chat. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to choose to
go with stripes right here. You see what I'm saying? The
The stripes are in a better position.
So I'm gonna go ahead and go with stripes.
Dog, what do you mean my connection?
Your website's booty.
What are you doing?
Dude, I'm cooking.
I'm in the middle of cooking.
Remember to take my drawers off.
That's crazy.
Don't worry about it Chad, don't worry about it.
We ain't worried about nothing right here.
I ain't worried about losing this game because it ain't going to happen.
Hello?
I could have sworn ours might walk around my house.
And then you're going to give them a slot shot.
Are we dead serious?
You're going to give it a slot shot.
Really?
You're going to give it a slot shot.
All right.
You sold. You should have ended me when you had the chance, Buster. But I fear it's too late.
It's too late. You can't go back. You can't undo what's been done. You should have ended me when you had the chance.
But I fear the worst for you. And what I fear is that you didn't.
And for that, you will pay for that.
You must pay.
I'm going to do my best here to not hit the eight ball in.
I think I can get a double right here.
There's a chance.
That's fine.
Didn't need it anyway.
It might as well be in.
You might as well call it, right?
put any mustard on it boom and I'm gonna go up here and this should not be
scratchable yes it is not scratchable unless I put too much power and I
didn't run it up pay him up again oh my goodness that I can't lose man Lord have
mercy it's unbelievable dude it's crazy come on give it a break that's what I
I thought, are we for real?
Nothing on the break.
Chad, are we for real?
Nothing on the break.
Is this a sick joke right now?
This might very well be a sick joke right here.
Yeah, you suck, I won.
That's all I needed to say.
If you hit the orange ball top middle, I know you suck. Yeah, you suck. I won
Other maroon ball in there mind hold up now
You just sold though because now what's you gonna do?
Hey, what you gonna do now buster
You're dancing with death
death. You're dancing with death. I see that could have went really bad for you there.
Consider yourself a lucky. Okay. How do I want to do this? Okay. Green. No, don't you
dare shoot it. Chat green into perp. As long as it doesn't clip the red ball. Do you see
that chat? Do you see the magnificence? Now you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go yep.
not good. Crazy attempt but I'm going for it. Crazy attempt but I'm going off the corner
into the green. That is very bad for me.
This is not good for me.
Oh matter of fact, I lost.
There's a chance you mess up and scratch though.
Okay.
I'm going to lose again.
Chad, I didn't sell. I was just in a bad spot, man.
I don't need to my fault, bro.
The game lag.
Chat the game lag, bro.
Chill.
Look, I'm about to make up for it.
Right here, I'm about to win.
Look.
Why'd it stop?
It's the blue one that's hitting it.
And you're going to give him a slop shot?
You're going to give him...
I'll have to lift this table over right now.
And you let him make another one. I don't care that he's cracked. You really let him make another one I
Will start working
Max power because I got a aura
That's a beauty.
That's just a beauty.
bottom middle
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
night old bad poor.
Not doable, not physically doable by the way.
That's not physically doable and if it lets you do it this game is garbage.
That's not physically possible.
I can just tell by looking at it that is legitimately not physically possible.
Unless you can hit the ball at the speed of light, that's not physically possible.
It's just not.
Okay, so this game sucks. You just get a lucky shot to win the game.
Are you actually kidding me?
It's like, are you dead serious?
Bro, that's why this game sucks, dawg.
Because, like, you just let slop shots go in, bro.
Like, that's just a slop shot that you did not mean to do, dawg.
I
Gotta go one more. I gotta I gotta get away one more last one right here. Come on y'all some gambling addicts anyway
Check that's y'all's fault by the way
Why not oh it's not my break
What's my throat have to hurt all the time man
Oh you think you're so cool you're not my dad bro my dad does this on the break
Everybody doesn't do all that. Never mind.
No, I'm not playing with you. You're trolling. You got me messed up.
Play the game how it's supposed to be played, Simpleton.
That's how my dad breaks, though. My dad will get the cue ball and bring it all the way back to the pad.
My dad's got some good breaks, though. Not gonna lie.
You done lost your mind? You think I'm about to play that slop?
You don't lost your mind. Did your dad teach you? No, but you don't know what's crazy
that or a chat. Me and my dad played a game of pool today. I already he beat me. He beat
me pretty bad. Like y'all think I'm good at pool. My dad is like my dad's actually like
Smidge better no joke. He's like a smidgen better
That just lagged really bad
You're selling anime PCs. What do you see one on StarForce.com? You think I made it?
I didn't make the PC Buster. Oh, I'm taking this game to court. Oh, no, I'm taking this
game to court. Oh, no scratch. I'm about to get banned on Twitch. I'm actually about
to get slap butt naked in here.
Huh.
Like I swear, never mind there's a Twitch staff in here
to say don't do it, I am so sorry.
Wait, bro, you've heard me say way worse than that.
bro come on you've been here 18 months you've heard me say way worse than that
it ain't like I'm actually going to do it or nothing
yet
do you believe in this comeback chat?
Chad, do you believe in this comeback? I sound like such a, like I just sound like, hey, Chad,
do you believe, like why does my voice sound so soft?
Sound like a do-go to puberty, it's ridiculous, man.
Sound like what them dudes that try to make their voice sound like, uh, hey, how you doing?
Am I really stupid?
I win these though no joke I win these
Oh and everybody watching's life I win this.
That's just a refund I guess.
I got to win again for a frog for a good spooky time.
Come on man, let's go.
I'm dead then chat just stops moving because everybody just died
simultaneously.
I gotta get in the coffee.
When I'm actually getting in the dangers zone, I've been popping these like I'm chain smoking them.
This is six on the night.
This is the only way I'm going to make it through though. I have to take it. I actually have to take it.
I have to. I'm not going to make it otherwise. Like I actually have to.
I have to use the restroom again. I probably drank four gallons of water today.
This is unbelievable.
I'm going to screw up in my mouth.
Refs, no I'm not getting off.
I said I might take tomorrow and Saturday off again but I'm not getting off right now.
You got me messed up.
Cody.
And I'm not taking three, four, five days off like some of y'all were saying.
I can't do it.
I
Thought you're right. You know, I'm gonna take a week off
Mine doing that I ain't taking a week off chat
Perp perp top middle perp top middle top middle perp
believe in me believe in me that this is going bottom left here dude see dog I'm
crazy with it. It's it's it's insane man.
Why's my floor wet?
Oh it's that water I spilled earlier.
I'm just shooting here. Scratch love to see it.
Yeah, well, get ready to submit the bandpapers.
I'm about to take the draws off.
I'm good. I win these though.
Don't worry, I'll look away.
See, you were real one.
You were real one.
I know I'm good as long as we're over here.
Imagine taking these simpleton shots, you suck so bad.
This is putrid, you are putrid.
What you doin'?
Dude, I'm crazy.
Now you may be thinking, oh darn, he's in a bad spot.
Watch this.
Don't stop disconnecting me, I just want to win one more game before I get all off.
Like sharp this website some booty.
That's how a sharp pain shoot down the right side of my neck.
You might be witnessing a man die on live.
Of course I don't get to break here.
Yo break him, come on man, break him.
Break em, break em, breaky Alice, break em, alright, peace, wait, that was my break,
wait was it really?
That was not my break, wait a minute, no that wasn't, was that my break, wait, no wait,
Was that my break?
No
How could that have happened?
Wait, how could that have happened?
Like, dead serious, how?
Too many call drops, true.
No, just wait.
That one night, I was about 30 in.
I might as well get a whole sack of these,
dropping in some Sprite, and just taking it like that.
Don't do that, by the way.
That was a joke.
That was dead serious joke.
Do not do that.
Make some call drop lean.
Wait, do I get strikes here?
Wait, no, I don't.
Wait, I'm tweaking.
That red goes in right here.
100% watch this.
Okay.
How about a cup of tea?
How about eight butt naked, both men?
How about that?
No, I don't want a cup of tea.
Thank you for the offer though.
That was a beauty.
That was a beauty, did you see that?
See, if I shoot this, there's going to be a problem.
I'm going to risk it and somehow maybe be able to get this yellow ball top right.
It didn't happen.
I hate everything and everyone.
That's just back spot.
I could have made a ball in right there, but like, it's like I wouldn't have had a shot
after anyway so there's no point
hot tea and honey is a real remedy yeah that's nasty though yeah keep
Just keep sloppin' it up, buddy.
Just keep givin' him...
This is actually criminal.
Well, I fear you lost the game.
Come back of the year right here.
I've done it once.
do it again.
That is literally exactly where I wanted it.
That is beautiful, unbelievable.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's how you sell the game
to an unfathomable degree.
But they can't give me a slop shot though.
They just won't give me a slop shot for nothing.
I can't buy a slop shot.
It's crazy.
It's actually crazy.
I can't buy a slop shot.
Why not?
Oh my goodness. No. Yo, random success with the 25 gifted W random success with the 25
gift and thank you. W random success for real. Thank you. I have to make this where the game
is over.
I
Can't get through a whole game
I literally just want to get through one I want to get one more win than a spooky time. I can't get through a game
Refund it one more. Oh my goodness dog like hello chat. Hello. What are y'all doing? This is somehow y'all's fault
I can't explain how but it's somehow was y'all's fault
Nothing on the break nothing on the break
Mods, give me this new address.
That's a joke, by the way.
Do I even have to clarify that?
Do I even have to clarify that's a joke?
Do I even have to do that?
Are you okay? No, I'm off six golf drums with no end in sight. No, I'm not okay. Slop
shot love to see it. That shot right there just let me win the game. Only true enlightened
ones know that that shot right there just secured the win for me. You love to see it.
Dog, make it to where you have to call your pocket in this garbage game. I gotta find a new website.
Thunder booty claps with the five gifted.
Yeah, finally, I get a slot shot because this game's garbage.
You can just shoot full power and if something just happens to go in, you get to keep possession.
Ridiculous when you think about it.
There it is. Unless an absolute catastrophe happens, this is game over. I won. Pay him.
How you gonna rage quit last second? Yeah, just let me hit the eight ball in, Buster.
Just let me hit the eight ball in at that point. Don't rage quit last second.
lost your mind. Oh no, my sunglasses fell. Hold up. You know what time it is, though, chat.
They fell again.
You know what time it is, though. Spooky time.
Chat, a dev that has made a banger game in the past, an absolute banger game,
has released another game. That's always a beautiful day. I'm going to show you all the dev real quick and see if y'all remember. Hold up.
Look, let me know if this looks familiar to y'all.
Chat, does this game look familiar?
Real ones know the game where I went to visit grandma and grandma was acting real creepy
who remembers.
Extremely good horror game like really good.
They dropped another game.
I think it's inevitable that it has to be a banger.
Inevitable.
You best get you a diaper, old chap.
Because it's spooky time.
Lock in, chap.
Yeah.
Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.
Feel the romance.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
You already know what time it is.
Hey, you already know.
Game name, she was 98. That was not the name of that game a minute ago.
Rose over here spread misinformation.
name of this game is no empty names yo Momo from twice with the 10,000 bits W
Momo from twice with the 10,000 bits W Momo for what I say
house of empty names that's the name of the game yo I'm tweaking hey case it's
me Momo from twice back the tattoos of yours that I got is infected did you
curse me or something nah you gotta take that up with the artist it wasn't me
appreciate you Momo thank you hope you get better though name of this game is
house of empty names not no empty names dev has an absolute banger of a game in
In the past, I'm hoping that this would be no different, right?
Prefire the mouse sensitivity, you all know the drill.
Lock in.
Are you prepared?
You should be.
30 FPS, I'll fix it.
It would look clean already. What's going on?
120 of life.
You know what's crazy? I pre-fire the sensitivity. It's still too high.
It's still too high. Lord have mercy.
Oh, I didn't hit apply.
There we go. Lord have mercy. Who is calling me? Hello?
Hey, it's me. I know it's really late, but maybe it's just the wine speaking.
But I kind of miss you. I miss us. Dolores? I don't know. I guess I just wanted to ask if you could come over. Sit with me. Talk. No pressure. If you can, let me know. Maybe we could have a little pizza night just like old times.
All right, I'll come over. Okay Dolores. I'll be there about 15 minutes
Tab get dressed. I bet
She wants me to tab Dolores wants me to come back over I go ahead and visit a little bit why not
I'm going again
Oh, I know I know I know I know Kobe that was in there for real that time
Got me over here speakin like doodle bomb
No, we're so bad over here. Stop talking like doodle bomb
Hi, let me get dressed so I can go visit Dolores so you can interact with literally everything
in this game.
What?
Okay.
This is Flappy Bird.
Y'all, you didn't click what I told you to click!
Oh, we just got electronics all over the place. Okay. Why do I have these in my inventory?
All right, let's get dressed and go see Dolores chat. That's what we're wearing. I mean, that's
cool, I guess. New objective exit the apartment and make your way to the car. All right. Alright,
Actually, I'm keeping them lights on so when I get back the lights are pre-on, you know what I mean?
Excuse me door. I just closed you. Thank you
Thank you
Okay, got a little bathroom, Lord have mercy.
This dude's the toilet paper torturer.
How much toilet paper do we need?
Bro, is a scalper.
All right, let's go.
Let's go see Dolores.
See what she's up to.
she misses us so I guess I'll let's go huh what kind of apartment is this why
is there trash laying all over the place what we got going okay yo don't even know
like why we got what's up with all the trash okay it appears I live on the second floor
Hey!
Dude, it's a party!
Hi!
It's a rainy day, there's a dog barking immediately when I walk outside, it's already going bad.
Dog just barking at nothing.
Where's my car at?
That's locked, okay.
Dog sees a leaf move and that's just what they start doing. A leaf moves across the street.
Hey dog, what you barking at, man?
Yo, this neighborhood kinda creepy. Where did I park at?
Yo, how far do I gotta go to get to my car?
I ain't got no umbrella on the mime.
This looks ominous. Why am I going down here? I do not know
Is that my car
This might be a boy's car. All right, this only car I've seen surely it's mine. It is
Call of Drop already got one in. It's all good. That's the only reason I'm making tonight. Shout out to Involved Drop for real. They give me proof.
Who is that?
I should return. Okay, I'm kind of concerned about the car just sitting there.
Uh, all right, do I go in here? No.
I should return to where? Where does Dolores live at?
Oh, maybe Dolores lives down here. Okay.
What does that say?
Pizza bar?
Pizza Baker?
Is this where I'm meeting Dolores?
I...
Man, this place is cronk.
How's she gonna tell me to meet her here
if she ain't even here?
How do I... How you gonna call me
and talk about you miss me
if you ain't even here yet?
I don't know.
you miss me and you ain't even here yet welcome to Pete's Baker take a look at
the blackboard on your right and order your pizza okay thank you so much I
appreciate you let me get a meat fest
Oh
Feast yo, what is wrong with me
Okay, ma'am, I think I'm gonna go with I might just go with the cheese because
I don't like pepperoni. I don't want no, uh, you know meat feast
I can't have barbecue because it messes with my acid reflux. You know what I mean? Make my tongue some hurt and my throat already hurting already
It's on death's door. So imagine I have acid reflux on top of my throat being destroyed. It'd be over
Buffalo ranch, uh, if it was just buffalo, I'd do that. So, you know what? It's good. I'm gonna go with the cheese, ma'am
cheese lover
It will be ready in a second. Thank you so much
Bill
What's good big dog you sit by yourself tonight?
How you doing man?
It's gonna be alright.
You alright?
What?
Alright you gonna stomach hurt yourself?
Alright.
Oh hey.
All right, your stomach hurt or something?
All right.
Oh, hey.
Lord have mercy, that's not even gonna fit in the car.
Thank you so much, I looted it.
Man, look how many even four slots that takes out.
New Coca-Cola with the fire.
All right, thank you.
So I guess I'm taking the pizza to the Loris's house and we want meeting here, okay?
I get it now.
All right.
All righty.
Is that a white van?
Dog, that was a white van before and now it does not have these headlights on.
I'll imagine it follows me.
I think it's gonna follow me.
What just happened?
Oh my goodness, I got kidnapped by the white man!
NO WAY I JUST GOT KIDNAPPED!
Wait, this is straight cinema!
Where are you taking me?
It was a setup? You think Dolores set us up? No, no, she didn't do that.
Did he just take my liver?
Did I just get kidnapped and harvested?
My head is exploding.
Where the hell am I?
It's cold and smells like mold.
Recap?
not too much has happened we uh we got a call from uh somebody she said she missed her she
wants to see us tonight and i was like you know what all right and we wouldn't stop by a pizza
place to pick up a pizza to take over her house too and when i was about to get back in the car
after i got the pizza somebody hit me over the head with like a pipe and i just woke up in their
house and I had a vision. He took my liver. So and we just woke up in his house. So we're in
trouble. To say the very least, we are in trouble. Okay. Yeah, he definitely took our liver or
something chat our spleen our Larry nicks or something he took it why is
there what did he eat my pizza while he was cutting me open you have no shame
are you kidding me a fork might become handy can I can I use it as a weapon
Combine what is this? Resonate you?
That's a pizza. All right
All right, it's giving granny vibes right now. I'm not gonna lie to y'all
Lighter lighter. It'll be useful in the dark. Good sir. Well, no no get past you
Oh boy a lighter that'll be useful in the dark
Are you kidding? Oh, I thought it was broken. All right. What is this? Medical record named Sam
Morales Doxt 510 159 physically fit facts procedure right kidney removed under controlled
conditions. Wait, he actually removed my right kidney. Are you kidding me? Awakening risks,
agitation, resistance, or escape attempts? Dr. Erie Goyan, are you kidding? Why would I just
get randomly kidnapped and harvested the doors locked I should look around and see
if there's anything I can use to open it I got a fork will that work morphine can
I stab him with it dude is it to be like a granny like where he like chases me
around oh no I gotta get out of here okay what else can I use to pick the lock
on this door
hello
scrap
I combined scrap and the fork to make a lockpick.
I played enough Fallout to know how to do this.
Beautiful.
Okay, we're in the basement.
Was I targeted or was it just a random like, yo, there's this dude getting a pizza.
knock him out and take his...
right no way we're gonna be able to get out of here
no, no, no, why can I hide, no
no, I can hide
that is not a good sign dude, oh lord, no
Maybe there's a slight chance that this goober just left the basement door unlocked like he wasn't expecting me to wake up so you know what, let's try the door.
This goober let the door unlocked. This dude's a horrible kidnapper.
This place feels abandoned. Like no one's lived here in years.
Yeah, he's probably using an abandoned house as like the base of operations so nobody so nobody questions it
Lord have mercy a bathroom. You can hide in here too. Oh my goodness, dude
Medical herb. Oh my goodness. This is actually resident evil. Hello
that just healed me to 30 and I was at 20 wait this is actually resident evil
okay we got to get out of here
Is there somebody on the bed?
Shit! Shit! He's fucking dead!
Who is that?
Why is there just a body in here?
Bro, who is that? Am I next?
Yo, I think we're next. We got to get out of here, dude.
That's going to be you if you don't hurry facts, but there's like items you can get.
What is that? Camera battery? I'm assuming I'm going to need that so I'm grabbing it.
There's a fork I was able to use that as a lock pick.
Okay.
GG chat. GG.
I just heard a noise. Maybe that was just like some ambiance or something, but I did
indeed just hear a noise. Oh, Lord have mercy that this house is huge. Are you kidding me?
This house is huge. Maybe he left every way out of sealed. What on the doors? Metal on
the windows. I'm trapped. You don't say this dude's a genius chat. Let me tell
you, we got Sherlock Holmes in the room with us. Bro is just a genius. Bro, dog.
This is like the back rooms. You know what I'm liking though? Every door is
unlocked. That's been a good stop. Never mind. There we go.
This one in here, there's a dead guy just on the bed in there,
like what is happening?
Okay, let's go in here.
Chat, this is not no regular house dude. This is like this dude
actually took me to the back rooms maintenance I need a key card for here
okay got it I think this is actually a granny like there was something on the
sink was there really
ban everybody in here by the way
another thing a morphine what does that do can I use it oh that's a heel wait
why would I need health though it does that mean I'm gonna be taking damage
because man love love what you've done with the place storage might be useful
I can leave some of my items here and come back for them later
This dude's a goober get a load of this guy storage by me years
Go down over there, bro don't over there man
Bro, why can't I put it over there?
Oh lock doors the maintenance room door won't open without a green key card. We need a green key card chat
You know what the good news is though
Chat the good news is is that the killer is not here
Right that's the good news
So we should just like escape the house and be all right
Mineral water. Okay, thank you.
Library? Dude, this house is huge, man.
Okay, everything over here is locked. That's good to know.
Let's see what's down this hall. What is this?
Kitchen. Okay, this is open. Is that what?
No, no, no. This can't be real.
I need to get the hell out of here.
What is that?
Oh my goodness, there's multiple dead people in here. We're next.
Chat, we are so next.
Is there a body in the oven?
Oh my goodness there's a body in the oven. We got to find our way out of here. You got me messed up
We are not next. No, we're walking all through the crime scene. So we decide to escape. They're gonna say I did it. Upstairs.
Okay upstairs looks significantly more peaceful than the downstairs did. Why is there a morgue?
Why why would there be a morgue and like a house?
You know what I'm kind of glad that it's that it's that it doesn't open. I'll be real watch out
There's a morgue right there than you walk in here, and there's just a dining room
Kitchen noise a noise came from the first floor living room that sounded like someone opened the door
I should check it out wait what?
Dog what?
That was him?
You gotta be kidding me.
It's clear.
Clear.
clear. Wait, can I go back that way now? I don't even know if I want to. He was just
there. Bro thinks he's grainy. Nope, can't go back that way.
Chad, I'm scared. Why are you kidnapping me, man? I was just minding my business. You're
going to kidnap me, take my kid me, and now I'm stuck in the house.
There's dead people everywhere.
We're out of here.
We're out.
We made it.
We're out.
Finally, fresh air.
What is that noise?
Big dog, just jump.
That's not that far down.
We're only on the second floor, just jump.
There is no way.
Okay, I can walk right there,
but I want to see what's over here real quick before I go.
Absolutely nothing, but you can't say I didn't look.
Oh, everything I would love, I would jump that.
In this exact position that we're in, we got kidnapped.
There weren't some crazy house
and there's somebody chasing us and they took our kidney.
There is no circumstance where you would not just jump.
Matter of fact, here I go.
Okay, it's right here.
It's right here again. We're gonna get a good look at him this time. Let's see
He has a pig mask on oh, it's over
Recap we're
We got kidnapped and we're trying to get out of the kidnappers house. That's that's exactly what's going on
And they took our kidney
Oh, a power room?
Two fuses are missing.
One from the control room and one from the basement.
Without them, those doors won't open.
Yeah, there's dead bodies everywhere they're eating people.
There's a body in the oven.
This man character's a goober.
I don't know why she called him talking about she missing.
How you miss his goober?
There's a, uh, uh, uh, oh, goober.
Finally.
Fresh air.
Wait, there was a herb on the table?
Hold on.
Mod whoever said it.
Mod them right now.
All right.
Lock in.
We're getting out of this house, chap.
One way or another, we are escaping this house.
house. We obviously can't jump because bro's just soft, I guess. Bro just can't take a little one
story fall and get to freedom. Bro would rather risk it inside this house. You know what? I got a
feeling we're gonna find number eight I might actually have to stop I'm starting
get dizzy.
Kobe
I might have to stop the call trust. I'm trying to get delirious. You
know, I'm gonna say don't this dude give me the vibe. We're gonna
find somebody alive in this house. And we're gonna this dude is
gonna make us pass up freedom because he's gonna want to be a
hero and save whoever's in the house. This dude gives me those
vibes like I'm for real what is that
this goes back to the main room okay got it
Fucking hell, these limbs are still hanging in those chains.
That's messed up.
That's our door open.
I found one of the fuses.
I should connect it to the fuse box on the second floor.
You know if the voice actor is in here bro you did a great job.
I'm just laughing because you know his demeanor in this life or death situation is funny it's
It's not you, I promise.
What was that?
Dude, I keep hearing doors opening and closing.
Lord have mercy. He just walked in here and ripped the most egregious, disgusting, low-pitched
fart I've ever heard in my life. Wait, no, he sounds like a pig because he has a pig
mask on do this flip steps are so creepy chat I don't think I can do this man that is so
creepy why why use it looks like I just restored power to the control room sure do you okay
where was the control room at chat was it on the second floor the lever controls the electricity
I can cut the power any time.
Keeping it on might be smarter, at least for now.
Control room.
I think I just heard him again.
What?
He was scared of me.
He's on the roof chat. That's so creepy dude. Dude, that is so creepy bro. Why?
Bro, just just jump off the second floor man. We can we can hit a little roll like they do
one in parkour videos and you'll be all right man. All right, we need to go back and find the
control room because we turned turned on the control room that's the more we
can't go through that door still okay that's good I wonder if that also means
he can't go through that door as well I wonder if that's what that means
You think we're making out of this house alive?
Save the game.
Wait, you're a genius.
You're a genius.
Be listening for his footsteps, bro.
So creepy.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
We got to look in the control room.
What is that?
There's some other dead guy right here.
What is this?
Control room, hurry.
7-8-1.
Okay. Oh my goodness. It is so creepy. That's the garage. 7-8-1. Remember that. Yo, Mom,
What the five? Thank you. Control room.
I hear him. I hear him. I hear him. I hear him.
Oh, my God.
He's just standing right outside the closet.
Move. Move.
You gotta get to the control room.
Please be the control room.
No, that's the office. I can't get in there.
What is this?
Police! The police! The police! The police!
The police was quiet, monitored.
It wasn't even a full map of the house spread across the wall.
He a hundred percent heard that, huh?
A map. At least now I can figure out where the hell I am.
I doubt that. I don't think that's going to help you, boy, at all. Let me see.
What a map, what a map, read I can't, it doesn't do anything, that's just the map.
Dog, he's been watching us, there's a body there, how many people has he killed?
Okay, there's a backpack right there that we need to get somewhere, and
there's something over there too that's isn't granny like.
Check this is a granny life. That's so cool. Oh
Wow, there's a severed hand in a bathtub. You hate to see it
Oh
My goodness dude
What does it say
The basement the only way out is through the basement
Only if I could figure out how to connect the fuse and unlock the safe to get the red key card
We need to unlock a safe and get a red key card for the base, but that's how we
Does that noise means he sees me there's no way safe yes
Key what is this for the garage garage key that could be useful
Turn the dial left, turn the dial right, turn the dial left, turn the dial left, turn the
dial left, stop when the first number pair comes.
Turn the dial right stopping when the second number pair comes and turn the dial left from the third
Remember the correct combination make sure to lock it properly
So we don't have the combination right chat
We need a combination for the safe in here got it
What is this
How many people has this creature killed?
Dog.
Okay look, we just got a key.
Is he down the hall?
7-8-1, that was the key to get in the room.
to get in the room, Buster.
A key for the garage, I just saw that, let's go.
Lock in.
Oh my goodness, he's down the hall.
I just saw, he's standing there thinking you're down the hall.
This is the 13 bodies movie, true.
Why does this look so weird in here?
Ooh, texture quality, normal.
Wow, that just changed the whole game up.
Okay.
What is this?
Okay, grab that.
that I still don't know what the waters do Lantern what is dude what is this 1850
okay there's another fuse shit
metallic door just creeped open at the end of the corridor
You have to be kidding me.
Okay, I'm in here.
Okay, we're good. Everybody relax.
I wonder what's better, the lighter or the, okay, the lantern's better.
Okay, what's this?
The key to the morgue. The morgue was...
I've made a mistake.
No, no, no.
No.
He's in this room.
I am so glad he didn't check the bathroom. Okay, we cut the power so maybe he doesn't have cams
A morgue key. I've seen this somewhere before. Look chat. We got to go back to the second floor right now
That's where the morgue was
Let's head back to the second floor
GG
It's never been more GG than right now
He's coming! He's coming!
Okay, there's no way he can go out here. There's no way he can go out here. There's no way he can go out here. I'm about to save the game. Yes.
Let me breathe for a second. Let me breathe for a second.
Chat, I always get the scariest games on nights where my voice is absolutely shot. It's unreal. It's unreal.
Lord have mercy.
That's her door open.
The morgue is up here.
Oh my God!
The back of my neck started twitching after that.
That got me so bad my neck is twitching.
The back of my neck is twitching.
I've said this before and I will say it again, the worst jump scares in horror games, that's
I hurt my throat, I'm actually done for.
I don't even think two days is going to be enough to recover.
I've said this once, and I'll say it again.
The scariest jump scares in games
are the ones that come from wildlife and animals.
Did I look pathetic on this one?
I didn't do the hamster thing again, did I?
The morgue is up here.
I'm going to get dog like, because who is expecting that?
I can't be the only one that got dog.
I did the hamster thing again.
Oh my God!
That was bad, dude.
Yo, this paint shirt on it low key look like I ain't got no shirt on.
That literally look like I ain't got no shirt on.
All right, they got me.
But it's all right.
Walk back in, it's all good.
Do that hurt my voice even worse.
You hear it? It's like actually like, that was like what you did.
Like the final nail in the coffin. Like it's bad.
I haven't even gotten done with this, with this cough drop.
I'm about to pop another one.
Is your neck still twitching? No. That was a bad one though. That's a top 50 minimum right there.
Chat, would you agree that's a minimum top?
We're clear.
Okay, he's on to us again, he's on to us again, relax.
Okay, he's under us again, he's under us again, relax, I don't want to scram right here because
I wonder if he can hear me.
Oh my, this just keeps getting worse.
Close that behind me right here.
There's a radio.
Not sure what I would do with this.
Key.
Kiriti.
Donkey.
All right, lock in.
I'm assuming there's going to be like a message or something that we have to hear over the
radio.
Press the power button to turn it on, turn the tuning to adjust.
Okay, let's see what we hear on the radio.
Wait, is he gonna hear this?
What?
It's the outcome that someone's pushed too far.
I don't know how many times they tried,
but they were looking for something on the other side.
They say pain isn't the goal, pain is the vended.
Please, please, the chance to go out and watch the movie.
And the numbers, the numbers keep on shooting in my head.
Five, four, five, four, five, four.
I don't know why. I just...
Please, hurry.
Wait, do you think this dude's still alive?
Five-four, five-four, five-four.
So do you think that's what we put in that? Okay, turn that off.
R.I.P. Chat, we ain't gonna be one of them. You hear me? We ain't...
We get 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4.
That doesn't make sense, though, does it?
Oh.
A voice on the radio keeps repeating 5, 4.
The transmission feels incomplete.
actually keep searching for the missing parts. Okay, chat, where else can we go
that we haven't went? Yo, this is actually a good granny like. Wait, I have
another fuse, don't I? Wait, I just have another fuse. I forgot about that. Please
don't be up here. What's that noise? That sounded like it came from downstairs. I need to check it.
What is he doing?
Fuse. The basement should now have power. Do I turn this on now?
Oh no! I thought, okay, my bad.
What's up, Chad?
Yo, Shin with the five. Yes. Save. It's supposed to save right here.
Yo, W game chat for it. It's like actually a pretty cool granny light.
I heard a noise near the TV in the downstairs living room. I should investigate.
Okay, got it.
He said the basement's open now, right Chad? Is that what he said? The basement?
Lock in.
Hello?
Who is in there?
Who is in there, dog? What?
Someone locked in there? I don't know. I couldn't open the door though. Can't say I didn't try to help him. I'm a hero.
He's right down here somewhere.
Yes, the office key. Chill, chill, chill, relax. He's right outside somewhere. Shaq, there's
no way that we're going to play this VHS tape when he's right outside. Is that stupid?
Yo, DZ with 5,000 bits. WDZ with the 5,000 bits. Hey, case my sister, Nessa, has been watching you for ages.
And as the one who got me to start watching your videos and trains, it's her 19th birthday.
She's watching you right now. Keep please happy birthday, Nessa. Yo, happy 19th birthday, Nessa.
Chantel, Nessa, happy birthday, happy birthday, Nessa.
Thank you.
W, Nessa.
Save, yeah, let me save.
He's right beside me.
He's right outside this door
because the music's going crazy.
Okay, as soon as he walks away again chat, we're going to go put the VHS in, right?
Let's go.
I still hear him, dude.
He's going to hear that TV when we turn it on.
Do it.
Dog!
Could the door be any louder fax?
Chad, he's camping the TV, dude.
Okay, now we move.
Send it.
No tape.
Why not?
Hey.
Go.
I didn't get to see the tape some of this died now that was on the tape I gotta re-watch
I can't re-watch it, huh, chat?
I can't re-watch it.
Wait, I'm gonna have to re-wind it.
Put it back in.
It's okay.
He's camping, but it's fine.
He's right there.
Play it.
It's fine.
Shaddy's right there. Play it.
That's insane. Chat, we cannot get called by this guy. I thought there was gonna be a code on there, but chat, look, we do have the office key, right?
We do have the office key.
Yeah, we absolutely positively cannot get caught by him.
Move.
Chat, we have the office key.
He cut him head off.
Kitchen.
What was that noise?
Office.
Go in.
Okay, this looks like a safe area.
We're saving here.
Check this game.
This is crazy, dude.
Okay.
Live airy.
That's progress.
Alkaline battery.
I'm ready, Camarines.
Should I gotta use the restroom real quick?
Tell me if he comes in here or I'll be right back.
We should be in a safe room though.
I'll be right back.
If he comes back, start playing.
Gigi.
I'm back Chad, did anything happen?
Get anything happening while I was gone. Are we good? Are we secure?
Your court with the 25 get the W court with the 25 get the thank you court W
court a nine cough drops deep. It is what it is. W court for real. Thank you.
Toby lock in. Yes, I wash my hands on everything I love. I did. All right,
let's do what this is.
I don't know if this message will reach you before the ICARS are destroyed, but you must
listen.
Terminate the program.
Don't review.
Don't close phone.
End it.
We were wrong about the red room.
The human interface was never one way.
All three subjects reached it last month.
Everyone on return with the same answers for safety reasons.
The official summaries were delivered.
Deliberately left incomplete.
You have not been told everyone who heard in their full accounts is now dead. They ended their own lives within days one within hours
None had any history of mental instability or suicidal behavior some left notes. I know it knows I heard
Do you know what it implies cancel the project to short of files what?
What is this
If you want to read this, pause the video, you got to be messed all the way up.
What are you talking about?
So we're in some sort of human experiment chat.
other words, we got to get up out of here. Lock in. Chat, we got the library key. Do
you remember where the library was? The library is literally right down the hall, right? Let's
go. Wait a second. It sounds like he's coming again. Wait. At least it's not the human
Centipede. Why did your mind go to that? I hate you for that. That movie is all
the human Centipede, man. Hey, no one this dude, he might
He's right outside, okay, check the libraries right here I think.
Please be right here.
That's the kitchen.
Wait, no.
Chat, where was the library?
That was the library on the second floor.
Look at your map, you're right.
I'm running.
I'm going to get to this one little safe area.
I'm going to look at our map chat.
Hold up.
Three cap.
We got kidnapped and we're trying to escape
with Killer's house,
who's running human experiments on people.
Map.
What am I looking for?
The library.
We're in the library.
Wait, what?
Chad, are we in the library?
No, it's right beside us. It's really right outside this door, Chad.
Right there. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
It's right there. As soon as he goes by, we just got to go right outside.
Lock him.
We move now.
Blackberry, go.
Gigi, close it.
Close the door!
Close the door, close the door, close it.
Okay, alright, we're good.
Relax.
Oh, yeah, we gots to get up out of here safe.
That scream came from upstairs. She needs help.
I called it. I called it. Oh my goodness. I called it. I said it would not. I called it earlier.
I called it like 45 minutes ago. I literally said this dude is the type of guy that we're gonna
find somebody alive in here and he's gonna he's gonna sacrifice himself trying to save her because
he's a goober. A sharp scream came from upstairs a woman's voice I should check it out okay we'll go
up there in a second. Camera battery they're giving me camera batteries but oh my goodness they've
killed so many people ma'am are you okay you know how to get out of here okay um when I get out
I'll send Hill just hang tight top secret
The memo Mima random clarifies operational purpose of biological material collection
Biological material collection collection protocol solely exists for continuous testing. This is some straight resume stuff chat what?
operational purpose collect same collected samples are retained to
determine whether the red room exposure leads for system biological signature but
there's no code to this safe all right chat let's go back upstairs and check on
whoever we just heard screaming lock in
go close this behind us this is like our little safe haven right here chat I
don't know if he tanner's thong with the five gifted thank you lock in let's go
hit let's go find out who was screaming you think it was that woman that we
heard slamming the door minute ago up here you think it's the same room it's
it's all five fours. No, I don't think he said we need to find more of the code. That
can't be it, Chad. Okay, who was screaming up here? Hello? Did somebody need some help?
0 2. 0 2. Safe 0 2. Easy. I found the green key card. What does that go to? That's the
last piece. The full code is 635402. It should open the safe in the control room chat.
We got to get back to the control room
You appreciate that raid on Jesse. Thank you
Lock in channel you locked in
We open maintenance with
Why did none of y'all want to tell me that he could get up there?
How did he get up there?
Chat, how?
Green herb, yum.
How did he get up there, dude?
Does anybody remember how to get to the control room?
Does anybody remember?
Can I unlock this?
Okay, clean.
Chad, what was that dog?
Okay. Clean. Chad, what was that dog? Did y'all think he could get up here? I didn't think
there was any way he could get up there. 635402. Left, right, left.
6, 3, 5, 4, 0, 2, right?
Beautiful, sat beautiful, camcorder, inventory's full.
Okay, drink all of them, I guess.
Okay, camcorder inventory is still too full for the camcorder.
We gotta go store some stuff, chat.
Combine with the scrap, make another lockpick.
Okay, we gotta go store some stuff like Resident Evil.
Eat the pizza I can, I think it's a hip.
Oh!
Oh, how you doing?
Are they serious with that?
He pieced me up!
Wait, why is it not telling me the code now?
Chat, what's the code again?
546302
Not reset 5 4 6 3 chat 0 2 6 3 2
What?
635402 chatter y'all serious beautiful good job chatter y'all proud of y'all
I got to go put stuff in the inventory chat
Lock in we're good yo w. Granny light game though for real chat. No job w. Granny light
Save in here
It's not a granny like though
Yes, it is
Storage might be useful. I can leave some of my items here and come back for them later
Well the thing is bro, it doesn't let you
Chad it doesn't let me space that's kind of weird
There we go
Clean clean clean
Just like Resident Evil
Let's go
Save again
That was the sound of Chris Redfield spanking me with a belt.
Okay, back to the control room.
Let's grab the camcorder.
Grab the camcorder.
No, don't lie, don't lie.
very handy in dark places thanks to what's night vision mode oh that will be
good how do I get rid of it three chat if I need night vision mode I have
to hit three okay there's another VHS cassette let's go play it another one
alright let's go look at these lock in it is giving out last time oh my goodness
it is giving outlast. Lord have mercy. All right, close it. I'm glad we have that now. That's
going to help. The lantern's good too. That's going to help a lot. Yes, it's a granny outlast
resident evil. All right. The two takes we have the guest in session one. Let's put session
two back in stores because we've already we've already watched it. Yeah. Let's watch the guest
and in session one the guest gg gg
Hey, this looks like us.
Bro's getting all the footage.
What the fuck?
6-5-8-3...
AHHHH!
6-5-8-3, shout out to that guy.
6-5-8-3.
Wait, I just made a joke and didn't even mean to.
I said he's getting all the footage and he's filming a...
Yo!
Dude, that is a good one. I don't care what y'all say, bruh.
Made a joke. I didn't even know it, bro.
Alright, let's watch session one real quick. That one's done.
Boom, now let's watch this last tape. Chat, what was the code? 6583?
Or 5683?
6583 all right let's play this one maybe don't have something useful to
where's the play button
Lord have mercy they got agent 47
Okay, all right, 6583 in the library. Lock him. 6583. I'm glad he's not around this area
no more, but we know where he's at because he jumped scare us a minute ago. He's hiding
behind that door nice red keycard for the basement right there I found the red
keycard green keycard and we have red keycard
Chad yumber what a maintenance room is let me look at that let me look at the
map? Where's maintenance? Maintenance is on the other side of the living room. You want to go
and maintenance real quick and see what's in there? Yo, Lucas with the five. W, Lucas with the five.
Thank you. Maintenance right here. Use this. Save your life. W, save.
this does not look like maintenance not gonna lie to y'all this does not look
like maintenance backpack back oh you're just now giving me that big dog I've been
needed that we're probably almost done with the game now you just now give me
that a valve okay not sure we're gonna need that for all that's what I gave you
the backpack. Okay. All right. That's all that was in there. Okay. Thank you so much.
Make sure there's nothing else in here. There's a hiding spot. I don't like that,
but it's okay.
Lock in.
So where do we go now chat? We go to the basement now?
I see, I see how to get there, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock
I see how to get there. Lock in.
It's over. He's gonna jump scare us again because we happened to us a minute ago,
so prepare yourself for a jump scare chat.
Prepare yourself for a jump scare because it's about to happen right now.
All right, so to get to the basement, wait, it's right there.
Beautiful.
A live cable was blocking my way.
One wrong move and it'll shock me.
I need to put the power.
No, I don't want to cut the power, dude. No!
We gotta do, we gotta do, Chat.
We gotta do, we gotta do.
Chat, do y'all feel more comfortable using the camera for light or the lantern?
Don't even bother answering the cameras way better. It's not even...
That lantern sucks. I'm so good.
What?
All right, chat lock in. We gotta cut the power.
AKA, we're dead.
Don't waste the camera battery. I'm excited.
Don't waste the camera battery. I'm excuse me. I'm using it in dark places. That's not a waste, huh?
Let's go cut the power as much as I hate to say it we got to cut the power we already saw that before
Lock in
You ready
here we go actually save and then we go basement the lever controls the
electricity
We're getting chased it's over, move. Chat anytime there's a horror game where
there's like a night vision VHS camera it just it gives you PTSD from Owlast.
Like no joke.
We are so good.
Are you kidding me, man?
Quick.
The good news is, he's still not roaming around right now.
Bad news is, he's hiding behind that one door, getting ready to kill us.
I can't see nothing, dude.
Okay, we're here.
Dude, it's so dark.
Reload the battery, reload the battery, please, we're good, fresh battery, oh it was darker
because the battery was running lower.
Water's too deep, good thing we have a valve, beautiful.
Oh my goodness, I thought it was butt naked.
All right, um, can I turn this off?
There's light right here.
See how many there's a way out here.
Are we going to be able to escape?
Let's go ahead and save the game before we go in here.
Why would someone dig a tunnel down here?
Are you really still asking questions, Buster?
Look at everything that's happened.
There ain't no way that thing got signaled.
Hello?
Can anyone hear me?
Please!
I don't know where I am.
I need help.
Can anyone hear me? Please!
Please, please, please, please.
I don't know where I am. I need help.
Wait, that was the pizza baker place.
That we called earlier.
Chat, by the way, what is that?
Is that a dead body?
No, I always go left.
Deodorant with a five, thank you.
The rent on it chat you think the pizza place is in on it and the whole time the pizza place is having them do this
So they can use the human flesh for meat on their pizza
Is that a flashlight can I have it thank you so much?
Is that gonna be way better?
Tell me the flashlight is gonna be way better
use
Okay, it's wow it's it's good enough. We'll save some camera battery with the flashlight. Yeah
keep moving
Flashlights us forget that flashlight
Gotta redo the battery in here last camera battery chat it's over
What loading screen?
We're free?
Chad, we're free?
Save any signal.
We're free say they so
Say it is not so
Run I
Please don't tell me we're about to get changed
Oh lord, flashlight sucked! Save your right, I'm saving it. Your right. Big save. Big save.
Wait, the city.
It's there. Just keep going. Channel for free.
I gotta re-examine them.
Channel 3?
What is this place?
A gas station?
What?
No way, we actually made it.
This will just get ranched smooth over.
Yes, I've got signal.
I need to call for help.
You gotta be fissin' me, there's no way!
Oh, I'm the cop now!
Clay Wagen!
We're not in!
Clay Wagen!
He's still Wagen!
He's been D-masked.
Wait, so did the character?
I shouldn't have done that.
Hurt my toe.
Got a flashback to my contraband police days.
Hey, he reached it for something.
Come on, what you come at?
So if I'm playing as the police officer,
does that mean that the guy
We were playing as died.
No, don't tell me.
Is he going to be dead in here?
No.
What?
Cheese.
lover. We pursue meaning as though it resides beyond us yet beyond the
horizon there exists no more reality than what endures within.
That was a good game.
Way better than Puzzle Slop.
That's the thing.
That game had things you had to do to think and figure out clues and stuff, but it wasn't
annoying in any way at all.
just wasn't annoying. That was a really good horror game. I messed with that. I played
both of those devs games and both of them was a banger. That dev is 2 for 2. That dev
right there is 2 for 2. Ain't no doubt about it. You know what time it is. Hey, you already
you know what time it is time for some redfields rentals hey time for some red
You know what I mean?
Call it a night, no.
No.
Y'all said I need to take two days off to rest my voice.
I ain't calling it a night yet.
I'm doing some Redfields rentals before I get off if I'm taking two days off.
Okay.
the rest of my voice. I ain't calling it a night yet. I'm doing some red fuels
rentals for I get off if I'm taking two days off. Okay.
You hear me? That's what I'm doing.
That's what I'm doing. That's crazy. I took two nights off last weekend,
brother.
Should I just say screw it and just stream through it and blow my voice out?
Just say screw it.
Yeah. What I need to do is the two days I just need to go entirely without saying a
word for 48 straight hours, I think. I think that's actually the plan. Yo, Adam, it reflects
Studios with the 10 yo w Adam man
Appreciate you Adam. W Adam, dude
You think that would get me reset chat if I legitimately after tonight
I don't talk until I stream Sunday. Do you think that will reset it?
Like just not talking
Lock in.
If you were not here last episode, we did an expansion and we did a remodel.
If you weren't here last episode, we created something known as the Shelf of Shame.
As you can tell, we expanded and remodeled and all of the shelves are lined up against
the wall, but we have one dead center under all the lights. The
shelf of shame. The adult section is front and center right
in the middle. So if anybody gets an adult. So if anybody gets
an adult movie. We're gonna know it. We're gonna know it. Decorate to get more customers.
Yeah, but here's the thing. We don't even have enough shelves to make this place look
good. You know what I mean? This place looks like slop if I'm being real. We need to save
up some money until we can afford a whole bunch of more shelves and a whole bunch of
more movies because I want to make the place have like rows of movies not just
everything on the wall you know what I mean but as of right now new movie day
new release day new release what is it wait what wait this isn't it wait this
can't be it this movie's already out oh die trying oh we got about those red
fields run us yes did you just call me or did I just call you I'm a bit
confused
click done lost your mind all right new movie die trying let's get 10 of them
Can y'all cool with that?
10 of them.
All right.
If you're new to this series as well,
we got to stay on top of the new releases
because that's where the most money comes.
$63 movie.
We got another rare.
We have two rares.
Yeah, we have two rares, two rares.
Look, they're going on the new release shelf chat two rares.
Let's just risk it for now since it's new and let's just rent them out for now.
Surely nobody will break it right because we already have this is our most valuable
movie right here by the way, $90 movie in bed with the cowboy.
This is our most valuable possession right now.
This one will never be rented out.
Maybe I'll sell it one day, but I'm not written that thing out.
All right, we need to save some money.
I'm going to run the cash register again today.
I'm going to let Paul shout out Paul W employee.
I'm going to let him run the returns.
I'm going to run the cash register.
It's probably going to be a low day for customers because it's raining.
You hate to see it, but it is what it is.
Org, you the popcorn.
Hello, ma'am.
I know it's raining, but do you want to stay inside and watch a movie?
OK, forget you then.
I hope you get rained on even more, you suck.
How you doing, man?
It's a rainy day.
What a better day than to stay inside and watch it.
Okay, forget you, man, I hate you.
Man, these people suck around here, dude.
Like, come get you a movie, man.
You come get you a movie.
Hey.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh yeah, there's posters.
I gotta get the new movie poster, you're right, hold up.
One second, man.
New movie poster almost forgot.
There we go.
Boom! Right there. Brand new movie.
Died trying five out of five stuff.
Was there a broken, Paul?
Paul, did I just hear a broken come through?
Okay, I'm about to do the popcorn machine.
Just give me a minute.
How you doing? You want a horror movie that'll make me pee my pants?
pee my pants what hey relax all right you want a horror movie I could get you
one real quick let's go officer bloodbath that'll do it right there oh my
goodness it's a line how you doing sir two movies two horror movies $8 $12
for your change have a good one Benjamin yo nimbus with the five thank you how
you doing big dog all right three movies I feel that $12 $3 for your
change. Have a good and good. Thank you. How you doing, sir? One movie? $4.16 for your change.
Thank you for shopping at Redfields Reddles. Have a good. How you doing, man? Alrighty, but what was that?
All right, Ashley. Okay, I see you. I ain't gonna put you on blast though. $5. Have a good one.
How you doing now?
All right for movies. Oh these some good movies, so that's gonna cost you and you want a blueberry slushy
I got you right here. What'd you say ma'am? You want extra blueberry on it? I got you right here. I won't put too much though
I got you
Boom
gonna work. Alrighty, man, that's gonna run you 2175, 325 for your change. Thank you.
I'm about to do that. Man, what was that? Man, was that the cult classic adult film
in bed with the milk? Is that what I think it was? Oh my goodness, Emma. No wonder you
came here with sunglasses on. Are you ashamed? Don't be. It's okay. $20 five for your change.
you Emma. Have a good night ma'am. Ma'am what was that? Bad astronaut under arrest.
All right Ava. $16 for your change. Have a beautiful night. Sir I see you over at
the adult section. What you grabbing? Flaming hot keg? Okay. How you doing ma'am?
I know Aliens are real. I want a science fiction movie. I can get you a science fiction movie right here
Here you go. I got a phone call one second. Yo, where's Paul?
Yes, Redfields rental smoke in the velvet room, I got you
Somebody just had the absolute nerve the gall to call in and reserve an adult movie
Where is my employee I'll be right back sir Paul what's you doing Paul come on we need
you up here big dog anyway how you doing sir uh-huh flaming hot keg right okay four dollars
for your change have a good one how you doing ma'am you doing alright today I sure hope
so why ma'am we got ten different copies of died trying and you had to get
one of the rare ones if this movie comes back he would even
squeezing Lord is broken
squeezing Lord is broken now
That was one of our best-selling adult movies!
You gotta be kidding me, bro.
Anyway, ma'am, if this movie comes back with even a scratch on it, you and your whole family's
gone.
You hear me?
Anyway.
Hey.
Don't you dare spill that slushy odor, either.
You dare don't even have it anywhere near it out of all the ones you could have bought you got my rare version
1925 and you have a late fee. I don't think I want to rent you this movie now
Hug be kind rewind how about be kind don't charge the fee
How about give me the fee or I will kick you in the knee. Thank you very much. 1825 or 1875 for
your change I mean. Have a good one. How you doing man? You having a good day today? Thank you so
much. Fifteen dollars five for your change. Have a good one. Yes ma'am you want to you want to scare
your grandma with a horror movie are you trying to kill her all right you want to
scare your grandma with a horror movie she might have one foot in the grave
anyway so I'll go ahead and get her the casket in his grasp here you go ma'am how
you doing sir hope you doing all right did you just get sauna sessions with my
Buffalo. Really, Ryan? Really, Ryan? You got sauna sessions with my Buffalo. Two cups.
You got some goons tonight? I bet. I'm gonna be out there a little bit. We'll have to close.
Let me fix the popcorn machine. We're finally about to start starting popcorn chat.
finally stations popcorn machine $50 ladies and gentlemen of Redfield's
rentals we are officially serving popcorn from this moment forward yes we
are always other stocking movies W all alright ma'am $8 to free change
Thank you so much.
Yo, Jim with the 10.
Thank you, Jim.
Boom, boom, 7, 50, 12.
50 for your change.
Thank you.
What's good, big dog? What you want?
You want forward to the past?
All right. Wait, what did you want?
You've been waiting for the release
of forward to the past.
It just came out. Do you have a copy?
I don't know, Buster. Walk 10 feet.
Like what?
Like what what do you mean do I have it go look I'm in the middle of something you go get the movie for you that like what?
How you doing you ain't cool by the way with the sunglasses getting ridiculous and you got a late thing Brittany
I thought nobody would notice the broken tape. I returned. Oh, well, you caught me what you broke a tape to Brittany
You broke a tape to excuse me. I better not see you in here ever again
How you doing? Oh my goodness, man. Is that movie what I think it is? You literally got
the worst adult movie here. Yep, you got it. Wow. Alrighty, Amelia. Have a good one.
Look at this, Goober. At least it wasn't the uncle one, bro. Nobody has yet to get date
night with my uncle. As soon as
somebody does get it though,
they're getting absolutely
cooked. Anyway, how you doing,
sir? $8 12 for your change.
Yeah, what's good? Leonardo,
you're the one that reserved the
smoke in the velvet room adult
movie in that outfit.
There you go. How you doing?
You live. Emily, that's gonna run you $15 Emily exact change. I appreciate you. Thank you so much.
What's good big dog?
All right. There we go. Three movies.
You got you got a candy bar and a slushie golly Matthew you trying to die.
No, I got you though. I mean, I'm gonna say no to no money.
Here we go.
there you go sir that's gonna run you 2625 that might be the biggest order
we've ever had to exact change W Matthew for real yes ma'am can I help you oh my
goodness did you get who ordered the hot superstar you most certainly did ma'am
alright $26 with a late fee my bus was running late the other day I have to go
to work before dropping off the movie
you know what you know what ma'am sure yeah you know what I believe you thank
you so much have a good day so why are you looking at me like that you need to
calm down. Three movies, four
dollars. Thank you so much. Three
for your change. How does a
platform machine work?
Oh,
dude, that's so cool. How you
doing, sir? Three movies.
That's gonna run you $15 five
for your change. Have a good
one. What's good, buddy? Yeah,
I know what you came in here and got.
Yeah, I know what you did.
There you go, $17, three for your change.
Chat lock in black market time.
Lock in black market time.
Got the stuff.
I don't see no super rares on that table, man.
All right, what do we got, big doll?
You caught my frying pan.
That's a crazy name for an adult movie.
I'll buy it.
It's only $3.
$19.50 market value.
We got a good deal on this.
Fermented turd corn with the five gifted.
You can't beat that my ghost only regret it has good ratings to wow we just we just struck
a deal right here barrel peeping through the keyhole alright husband lost at sea what is
Is this?
Hi, big dog.
Yo, Paul?
If anybody tries to grab this movie you let me know because I'm gonna have to have a conversation with him. I fear I
Fear a conversation is gonna have to be had how do we do right here?
Okay, that's a three hundred dollar day we'll take those chat we will take those that is a three hundred dollar day right there
absolutely with a rainy day to special event demolition derby wait so does that mean action
movies are gonna sell better one more y'all do another wait does that mean action movies
are gonna be selling better today wait a minute 60% action movie rentals bro we're gonna claim
No, we don't. Okay. Action movies are going to fly off the shelves today.
Should I get some more random movies real quick?
Chat, do we get?
Let's get 20 more movies.
Let's get 20 more movies. $200.
I did it. We're making, we're making money moves. Redfield's winners. My ghost only regret
sure, but don't you ever call me before we open up again. Lord have mercy. Wait Chad,
we just got this movie off the black market and somebody ordered it immediately. Do they
They have, like, insider knowledge.
Paul? Paul?
What do you have to say?
Oh, my goodness. What does he have to say?
Hey, what's up, man?
What's up, sir?
I'd like to make a complaint.
One of your employees is chewing gum loudly while serving customers.
That's very employee.
Okay, it won't happen again
Don't tell me I'm about to have to fire Paul
What is he about to say he's been here three days what is he about to say man
Yeah, Paul what's up?
Oh, you quit?
No, you don't quit!
You're fired!
You disgusting animal!
You're fired!
I get all that bragging on you and you're gonna come here threatening to call the cops
on me when I pay your bills.
Get out of my shop and as I ever see you here, I'm shooting you.
I hate him more than Patrick.
Oh my goodness, we cannot keep an employee
for any more than two days here.
Well, let's go look at,
let's go look at applications again, who do we got?
Leah, average on checkout, good on returns.
$50 a day, Jack is average on both.
Dominic, slow.
Catherine, she's loyal,
which means she'll never ask for a raise,
never take a sick day.
Wait a minute, I didn't know that was a, go Leah.
Chad, I feel like we go Leah here.
Never falls asleep at work and never takes a sick day.
I feel like we go Leah,
she's gonna fly through those returns.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Redfield's Rental's
third employee, Leah to the squad.
We cannot keep an employee more than, oh my,
she is rolling.
Oh yeah, yes, she's the goat.
She is moving so fast.
Everybody else was going slow as Christmas.
Welcome to the Redfields Rintles team, Leah,
how you doing?
First day on the job, I'm gonna put you on returns today.
W. Leah. Look how fast she's moving. Oh my goodness, dude. Wanted poster. What
wanted poster?
She's on drugs. Hey, that's fine with me. As long as she gets that work done, it
don't matter. Alright, let's open up and let me put these new movies that we got.
Hopefully we got some bangers here. Let's open up.
Okay, I think we got a whole bunch of mid not gonna lie chat. Yeah, actually, no, these got decent reviews. I'm not
That's only $15. It is a super rare though. I'll take it
It's only a $15 rare, but that's like a cool looking movie dude. Look at that
Where is it? That's clean
Just one moment. I'll be right ma'am. I know you did not I've seen you. No, I've seen you
Sir, I know you ain't too. Did you just get the oh my goodness you you nastiness
You nastiness did you just get the movie? I think I think you just got
I'll be right with y'all. I'm so sorry. I got grass more movies to talk up one second
There we go exactly.
I see that you've gotten sexy, Doctor.
in the sauna you we just got that off the black market yesterday and you already got it did you
have some insider information ma'am all right four dollars for your change have a good one how you
doing ma'am all righty that's gonna run you two dollars what just broke another brand new movie is
broken these customers are about to drive me up a wall what's up a late fee come
on we're friends I don't know you isabel no I'm giving that to you don't
lost your mind I don't know you have a good one yes sir okay you ordered this
movie I got you right here big dog thank you yes ma'am two horror movies that's
gonna run you eight dollars two for the late fee I mean two for the change sorry
Thank you. How you doing? Hey, one movie. Oh bucket of popcorn, ma'am. Welcome to the club.
As a matter of fact, you're going on the wall of fame. You're the first person here to order
a bucket of popcorn at Redfield's Real Estate. Say cheese. Say cheese. Hey, you're going on the
I said say cheese.
Whatever.
One bucket of popcorn coming right up.
That look good, I'm not gonna lie.
There you go, man.
That's what one of your 10 feet, 9.50 for your change.
There you go.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, man? You doing all right today? Bag of chips in a horror movie. I got you right here. $7, $3 for your change. Have a good one. It's good to go.
You reserved exterminate. I got you right here. I do. I reserved this like four days ago. What took you so long here?
Oh, you are a goober. Oh my goodness, man. Oh, Maxime, 14, 15. Are you dead soon?
I see you over there grabbing him adult movies, I see you looking!
You really gonna get the ultra rare version of Guy trying?
If anything happens to it, Liam, you will be dead and gone.
You understand me and you better return it.
2250, 250 for your change.
What's good big dog, one second.
Yes, ma'am. I was a big comic book nerd growing up. You have a superhero action movie to recommend super hero action movie
It's oh, I'm sorry my bad. I thought you was a customer. I'll start talking bad to you
Superhero action movie. I'll just get you two wheels one medicine. There you go
Yes, sir one for movies
That's when you 2150 big dog 1850 for your change. Have a good
Thank you, what's good bro thinks he's bro thinks he's uh
bro thinks he's uh what's his name blue clue hurry up Steve bro thinks he's Steve from blues clues
and you got let me kiss my milk that's crazy come here looking like Steve from blues clue
I'm getting another movie, $2 Lathe, Patrick.
Patrick!
Man, give me the Lathe and shut up.
Got her for your change, have a good one.
Let's get a big dog.
Two movies, right there.
Another Lathe, bro, what is up with all these Lathe things, man?
Hold on, popcorn machine about to blow up on me.
What's going on?
Golly, I think Waggity.
Steve with the file. Yeah. I
suffer from temporal. Give me
give me a figure. Shut up. What
are you talking about? Have a
good one. Bro just made something
up. Yes, sir. Doctor God with
the win. I got you right here.
Have a good one. Yes, sir.
All right. That's going to run
you $12 three for your change.
Have a good day. Thank you.
What are you typing?
What are you in here typing?
What you think I just wasn't going to catch that?
$20, sir, price of your change.
Matter of fact, what I do that, price of your change.
Have a good one.
Yes, sir.
How you doing?
Oh, she's over there stalking the movies.
Yes, sir.
You, you returned a broken movie.
I ought to jump over this, this desk right now, Tristan.
Do you understand?
Am I tweaking or is she significantly taller than every other character that's ever been
in this game?
Am I tweaking?
I know you did just grab an adult!
I can't quit.
I can't keep killing.
Okay.
Give me the fee.
I'll go to another video store next time.
Good.
I'll make sure I get paid for it.
video store next time good I'll make sure they know you're coming I'll call
them up 550 how you doing sir I'm stuck babysitting night you have an old movie
old romance let me see what I can do for you right here old romance old old
romance the disco queen's true lover there you go sir yes sir what was that
You really got you caught my frying pan really and you got a rare version. Oh, no. Oh
No, that movie's not coming back
Bucket up
Get an adult movie and a buck in a popcorn
I am so tired of seeing these movies come back broken I'm about to tweak
Here you go, big dog, $21.
You returned up.
Your grand total is about to be $41.
You just set a new store record at Redfield, you know, it's for the biggest purchase.
Give me the money now.
Have a good one, or don't, don't care.
What's good, big dog?
What is it?
Is it too hot for my rooster?
Okay.
Late fee, I'm charging you to late fee, shut up.
I'm done with the excuses, have a good one.
Really, really Vincent?
$3 for your tooth, $3 for your challenge.
How you doing?
That is gonna, okay, nevermind,
Okay, three, that is gonna run you at 1350.
Have yourself a good day, 150 for your change.
Thank you so much.
Hey, is this like rare?
She is significantly taller
than every other person in the game.
Right?
All right.
And you, and you got who ordered the hot rooster?
I mean, okay ma'am.
Florence, $3.
Have a good day.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, she is way taller than, dude, she is way taller than her.
She's taller than everybody else.
Sir, I just saw you grabbing that and this.
and this what kind of night are you trying to have big dog 20 dollars five
for your change five for your change have a good one kitty kitty how you doing
sir was that the guy that was babysitting and he got an adult movie
What?
450.
I saw what you grabbed too.
No, you was at that adult section too.
One, I could have sworn I saw you at that adult section.
You're a buck in a park when I got you.
There we go.
Boom, boom.
Now, would you eat the popcorn from here?
It looks good.
2150, 350 for your change.
Have a good one.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I'm messing with the fifth though.
Not gonna lie, that's hard.
Betty, four dollars, have a good one.
Was good, big dog.
I know you didn't just come up in here
and all you got was two adult movies,
bad astronaut under arrest and the smoke in the velvet room.
Really?
Oh.
And you had a late fee.
You don't wanna pay it, you're gonna pay it.
Dollar.
Let's see how we did.
Chat, am I, I'm correct when saying that
Leah is the best employee we've had to date.
She literally moves so much faster than any other employee we have.
It's crazy.
Or we have had, we have had two employees and had to fire both of my hopes.
You don't come into work one day on some crazy stuff or how we do.
We had two great days today.
We had to double charge the staff cause we still paid Paul just for clocking in.
But that is two back to back days where we had over $300 in wrinkles.
That right there is absolutely beautiful. W episode, great stream chat. Hey chat
again. I know I took off two days last weekend but I ain't the voices cook. I'm
gonna come back Sunday though. I'm gonna be back Sunday. Not gonna be at a mall
or Saturday. I'm gonna be back Sunday. I ain't got the talk for 48 hours. I'm done
with my voice being messed up. Oh correct. Great stream me the way though chat. I love
Y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift subs, doughnose, bits, follows, and of course, I'm
pre-sutting y'all for this handout. Hey, don't have a good rest of y'all's night,
have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all Sunday, ladies and gentlemen. Love you
night. Peace out, y'all.