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My bad. That's on me. Yo, we with the 43 months, W we with the 43 months. That's a"}, {"start": 235.12, "end": 245.8, "text": " that's a that's a long time. W we with the 43 months that is that is the OG right"}, {"start": 245.8, "end": 252.88, "text": " there, so to speak, the most consistent viewer of all time, by the way, K"}, {"start": 252.88, "end": 257.6, "text": " Shaw didn't know that is the most consistent viewer in the history of"}, {"start": 257.6, "end": 271.48, "text": " channel aside from my parents 100% we the I'm talking every stream since like 200"}, {"start": 271.48, "end": 278.72, "text": " views that's the goat right there that that's a that's the goat right there"}, {"start": 278.72, "end": 286.84000000000003, "text": " ain't no doubt about it uh yo Jupiter with the five gifted w jupiter with the"}, {"start": 286.84000000000003, "end": 291.64000000000004, "text": " five get the pre-state you Jupiter. Happy Easter. Hope you and your family had a great weekend."}, {"start": 291.64000000000004, "end": 295.64000000000004, "text": " My weekend was full of this."}, {"start": 310.44000000000005, "end": 314.44000000000005, "text": " Not saying anything for the most part."}, {"start": 314.44, "end": 319.64, "text": " because I was trying to rest the voice up. I think there's some progress made on it."}, {"start": 321.16, "end": 329.56, "text": " It's not as bad as it was. I will say that. Not as bad as it was. You know what I mean."}, {"start": 330.92, "end": 335.32, "text": " Yo, hey, K-Soul, turn 25 today. Happy Easter. Thanks for giving me so much fun."}, {"start": 336.12, "end": 339.96, "text": " There's fall guys. Oh, yeah, forgot about that. Yo, happy 25th birthday, Jozo. Chat"}, {"start": 339.96, "end": 348.35999999999996, "text": " I told Joe's happy 25th birthday down bad for milk dad with the five gifted. What excuse me"}, {"start": 352.59999999999997, "end": 356.76, "text": " Okay, bet appreciates you rose. Hope you get hope you do a good rose. Thank y'all look at that"}, {"start": 356.76, "end": 361.71999999999997, "text": " Appreciate you rose. Thank you. Hey case. How you feeling? Oh, you know me straight chilling"}, {"start": 362.52, "end": 364.52, "text": " That's how I do"}, {"start": 364.59999999999997, "end": 366.59999999999997, "text": " straight chilling, you know"}, {"start": 367.79999999999995, "end": 369.79999999999995, "text": " I was bored this weekend"}, {"start": 369.96, "end": 375.85999999999996, "text": " You know what I was doing I was playing a little bit of counter strike ranked. I was in there straight crapping on dudes. No joke"}, {"start": 376.4, "end": 378.64, "text": " straight crapping on dudes, man. I"}, {"start": 381.4, "end": 384.52, "text": " Mean straight dookie, and I'm dead serious"}, {"start": 385.88, "end": 387.88, "text": " dead serious"}, {"start": 388.28, "end": 392.47999999999996, "text": " Silver no, I got oh, I got to 9,000"}, {"start": 394.0, "end": 397.38, "text": " That's garbage, but I did get to 9,000 rating"}, {"start": 397.38, "end": 405.21999999999997, "text": " I did. I did. Shouldn't be though. I should be around 20, 20 K something like that straight"}, {"start": 405.21999999999997, "end": 414.46, "text": " doodling. I sucked though. I sucked for real that counter strike. It's fun. Those if I'm"}, {"start": 414.46, "end": 417.62, "text": " bored or something off stream and it's like raining and stuff outside. I ain't got"}, {"start": 417.62, "end": 422.5, "text": " nothing to do. It's nice to have a game you can boot up for like an hour and get"}, {"start": 422.5, "end": 427.94, "text": " mad at and get off. That's pretty much, hey, that's pretty much what it is."}, {"start": 433.3, "end": 441.22, "text": " You know what's funny though, bro? It never gets old. I'll be sitting there all stream playing"}, {"start": 441.22, "end": 447.22, "text": " Counter Strike or something. You know, my steam name is Gyrosomp. And somebody will come on the"}, {"start": 447.22, "end": 452.22, "text": " mic and be like, huh, gyro stop. This dude's a case. So clone. Huh. And then I just turned"}, {"start": 452.22, "end": 465.22, "text": " my mic on and then they just stopped talking. Voice agent. They will say that to me like,"}, {"start": 465.22, "end": 469.22, "text": " oh, that could be a voice changer. I'm like, all right, bro. What you want me to tell"}, {"start": 469.22, "end": 472.3, "text": " you. There's nothing to tell you, man."}, {"start": 474.98, "end": 479.26000000000005, "text": " case. Oh, Krusty thong drawer with the five or the 10. I'm about to get off"}, {"start": 479.70000000000005, "end": 481.38000000000005, "text": " already. I'm about to get off."}, {"start": 486.22, "end": 491.46000000000004, "text": " I'm about to get off with these names. Yo, 10,000 bits from Lindsey"}, {"start": 491.46000000000004, "end": 498.46000000000004, "text": " Woodward. Yo, w Lindsey with the 10,000 bits. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 499.22, "end": 504.22, "text": " W Lindsey with the 10,000 bits up in this thing."}, {"start": 505.38000000000005, "end": 508.46000000000004, "text": " High case, I'm a 25 year old single mother of two kids."}, {"start": 508.46000000000004, "end": 509.58000000000004, "text": " You shouted out a while ago."}, {"start": 509.58000000000004, "end": 512.98, "text": " The names are Athene and Annalie."}, {"start": 512.98, "end": 514.5400000000001, "text": " Would you mind saying hi to him once more?"}, {"start": 514.5400000000001, "end": 515.38, "text": " I sure can."}, {"start": 515.38, "end": 516.78, "text": " Yo, what's good, Athene and Annalie?"}, {"start": 516.78, "end": 518.38, "text": " Hope y'all doing great."}, {"start": 519.9, "end": 521.98, "text": " Hope y'all doing great."}, {"start": 524.94, "end": 525.78, "text": " Would you mind saying hi to him?"}, {"start": 525.78, "end": 528.62, "text": " Yeah, we love watching videos on working McDonald's"}, {"start": 528.62, "end": 531.96, "text": " in the dusty, crusty state of Mississippi."}, {"start": 531.96, "end": 536.96, "text": " She, wait, Mississippi, Mississippi, you know what?"}, {"start": 542.3, "end": 543.5600000000001, "text": " I don't mind Mississippi."}, {"start": 545.0, "end": 546.4, "text": " Your stepdad with the 10."}, {"start": 548.24, "end": 549.08, "text": " I like Mississippi."}, {"start": 549.08, "end": 550.78, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, Mississippi, cool."}, {"start": 553.08, "end": 554.92, "text": " I do, I like Mississippi, man."}, {"start": 554.92, "end": 562.92, "text": " Don't y'all like Mississippi or is that Missouri Chad? What is MI? Is MI Mississippi or is MI"}, {"start": 562.92, "end": 579.42, "text": " Missouri? Oh, MI is Missouri? Almost died in Missouri. I told y'all that story not too"}, {"start": 579.42, "end": 593.66, "text": " long ago. You almost died and uh oh it's Michigan. Winnie with the five. Um, the"}, {"start": 593.66, "end": 596.54, "text": " rent is tight, it sucks. I can get some words of encouragement. Please,"}, {"start": 596.54, "end": 601.42, "text": " always speak facts. Hey, just know things will at some point get better,"}, {"start": 601.42, "end": 608.06, "text": " Lindsey. They always do. They always do. But you know what? I can tell you"}, {"start": 608.0600000000001, "end": 610.0600000000001, "text": " who's got some facts for you right here."}, {"start": 614.5400000000001, "end": 618.98, "text": " Your potential is limitless and there is greatness in you."}, {"start": 620.3800000000001, "end": 621.6600000000001, "text": " Not always."}, {"start": 622.5400000000001, "end": 624.1800000000001, "text": " Yeah, pretty much always."}, {"start": 624.62, "end": 627.1400000000001, "text": " When a storm comes through, it can't rain forever."}, {"start": 627.3000000000001, "end": 630.86, "text": " So yeah, things usually do get better if you stick it out long enough."}, {"start": 631.62, "end": 637.1400000000001, "text": " Maybe it took 20 years, but one day there'll be a light at the end of that tunnel."}, {"start": 637.14, "end": 653.18, "text": " one day that was kind of me and I'm gonna go ahead give you another one"}, {"start": 653.18, "end": 660.14, "text": " pickle why did you just go back to back same one what's wrong with you today"}, {"start": 660.14, "end": 666.26, "text": " In a world full of cucumbers. Yeah, to be a pickle. There we go"}, {"start": 669.1, "end": 675.54, "text": " M. O. Is Missouri definitely smarter than a fifth grader bro my bad. I didn't know the abbreviation man"}, {"start": 676.8199999999999, "end": 682.42, "text": " New Coca-Cola with the five I cry with the five. Thank y'all w on with the team"}, {"start": 682.42, "end": 685.84, "text": " I cry or a new Coca-Cola with the ten I cry with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 685.84, "end": 695.1600000000001, "text": " you. Um, yo, Alexis with a thousand bids. W Alexis with a thousand bits. Hey, case Easter"}, {"start": 695.1600000000001, "end": 698.76, "text": " very rudely decided to follow my birthday this year. I'm turning 21. Can I get a happy"}, {"start": 698.76, "end": 703.24, "text": " birthday for my misfortune? Yo, happy 21st birthday, Alexis. Hope you're having a great"}, {"start": 703.24, "end": 713.9200000000001, "text": " birthday. I remember when I was 21 seems like seems like it was yesterday. What did"}, {"start": 713.92, "end": 736.5999999999999, "text": " did I do when I turned 21? Where was I? What happened? Man, that's bad. I can't even remember."}, {"start": 736.5999999999999, "end": 741.1999999999999, "text": " Did you get a drink? No, I did not drink on my 21st birthday. No, I did not. I can't"}, {"start": 741.2, "end": 743.46, "text": " I can't remember what I did though."}, {"start": 743.46, "end": 744.46, "text": " What did I do?"}, {"start": 753.48, "end": 755.32, "text": " Cap, I'm dead serious, I didn't."}, {"start": 758.4200000000001, "end": 761.48, "text": " What would I lie, I'm dead serious, I didn't."}, {"start": 761.48, "end": 762.98, "text": " I can't remember what I did."}, {"start": 769.36, "end": 770.76, "text": " How old was I when I was 20?"}, {"start": 770.76, "end": 776.26, "text": " Yeah, I can't I can't remember what I did on my 21st birthday, bro. That seems like so long ago"}, {"start": 776.96, "end": 778.26, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 778.26, "end": 780.26, "text": " Getting old man. That's bad"}, {"start": 781.5, "end": 783.5, "text": " I'm getting old man"}, {"start": 784.9, "end": 786.9, "text": " Lord"}, {"start": 790.06, "end": 792.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 792.58, "end": 797.3, "text": " Yo, Victoria with 2000 bits W. Victoria with the 2000 bits"}, {"start": 797.3000000000001, "end": 801.1400000000001, "text": " Hey, case you wish my nephew Anakin happy night birthday."}, {"start": 801.1400000000001, "end": 804.8000000000001, "text": " Let's watch your spooky video your happy night birthday and again chat."}, {"start": 804.8000000000001, "end": 807.3000000000001, "text": " Tell Anakin happy birthday birthday, Anakin."}, {"start": 807.3000000000001, "end": 813.3000000000001, "text": " Oh, y'all appreciate that Captain Nemo happy birthday as well."}, {"start": 813.3000000000001, "end": 815.3000000000001, "text": " Happy 19th birthday Captain Nemo man."}, {"start": 815.3000000000001, "end": 818.3000000000001, "text": " Dude, there's so many birthdays every day."}, {"start": 818.3000000000001, "end": 820.3000000000001, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 820.3000000000001, "end": 823.3000000000001, "text": " Cat with the 500 bits."}, {"start": 823.3000000000001, "end": 825.3000000000001, "text": " Happy Easter from Arkansas."}, {"start": 825.3000000000001, "end": 827.4000000000001, "text": " My brother husband and I love watching his stream."}, {"start": 827.4000000000001, "end": 828.8000000000001, "text": " Today's my brother's 30th birthday."}, {"start": 828.8000000000001, "end": 830.2800000000001, "text": " Can I get a happy shout out for birthday?"}, {"start": 830.2800000000001, "end": 831.84, "text": " Yo, happy birthday as well, Danny."}, {"start": 831.84, "end": 833.8800000000001, "text": " Happy 30th birthday, Danny."}, {"start": 835.6400000000001, "end": 837.1400000000001, "text": " Okay, bet, appreciate you, lady."}, {"start": 837.1400000000001, "end": 837.98, "text": " Thank y'all, look at that."}, {"start": 837.98, "end": 839.44, "text": " Thank you, lady, appreciate that."}, {"start": 843.58, "end": 845.36, "text": " Yo, appreciate you a place"}, {"start": 845.36, "end": 847.7800000000001, "text": " and you suck at Mario Kart, Yattie L."}, {"start": 847.7800000000001, "end": 849.1, "text": " Not for me, though."}, {"start": 849.1, "end": 849.9200000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 851.32, "end": 853.0400000000001, "text": " Chat, tell me what if you're from Arkansas on here."}, {"start": 853.0400000000001, "end": 855.1, "text": " How many Ark Hansons we got in here?"}, {"start": 855.3000000000001, "end": 865.3000000000001, "text": " What is your birthday? May 9th."}, {"start": 865.3000000000001, "end": 869.3000000000001, "text": " That's my birthday."}, {"start": 869.3000000000001, "end": 876.3000000000001, "text": " Chad, why y'all lying, bruh?"}, {"start": 876.3000000000001, "end": 881.3000000000001, "text": " Docs? Bro, everybody knows where my birthday is."}, {"start": 881.3000000000001, "end": 896.3000000000001, "text": " That's my friend's birthday, Cap."}, {"start": 896.3000000000001, "end": 901.3000000000001, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 901.3000000000001, "end": 903.3000000000001, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 903.3000000000001, "end": 909.3000000000001, "text": " I'm the only one born on May 9th."}, {"start": 909.3000000000001, "end": 915.6, "text": " just me. Yo, appreciate you."}, {"start": 915.6, "end": 917.2, "text": " say what the thousand B.S.W."}, {"start": 917.2, "end": 918.3000000000001, "text": " say what's good. Say that's"}, {"start": 918.3000000000001, "end": 919.9000000000001, "text": " another O.G. right there. W."}, {"start": 919.9000000000001, "end": 925.6, "text": " say for real. Appreciate your"}, {"start": 925.6, "end": 927.9000000000001, "text": " turning 19 next month. Facts."}, {"start": 928.1, "end": 931.6, "text": " Show list turning not do my"}, {"start": 931.6, "end": 936.2, "text": " birthday is next month. Oh Lord."}, {"start": 939.3000000000001, "end": 941.3000000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 944.7400000000001, "end": 946.7400000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 950.0200000000001, "end": 956.7400000000001, "text": " Big 27 nob, no that no already that"}, {"start": 959.0600000000001, "end": 961.7800000000001, "text": " Good lord wait, that's bad"}, {"start": 966.1800000000001, "end": 968.1800000000001, "text": " That's bad for real"}, {"start": 969.3000000000001, "end": 971.4200000000001, "text": " Chat 28 ain't even that crazy, bruh."}, {"start": 975.9200000000001, "end": 977.7, "text": " Chat 28 ain't even that crazy."}, {"start": 979.2, "end": 980.32, "text": " Time to retire."}, {"start": 980.72, "end": 984.9000000000001, "text": " Shrew been in a game too long, getting too old."}, {"start": 986.6600000000001, "end": 989.1600000000001, "text": " Yo, Kato with 500 bits, my sister and I love your streams."}, {"start": 989.1600000000001, "end": 990.7, "text": " Can you give Maya a big congrats?"}, {"start": 990.7, "end": 991.82, "text": " She's graduating in May."}, {"start": 991.82, "end": 992.82, "text": " It's a huge deal for her."}, {"start": 992.82, "end": 995.1600000000001, "text": " Yo, congratulations on graduating Maya."}, {"start": 995.7600000000001, "end": 996.84, "text": " Congrats."}, {"start": 996.84, "end": 999.62, "text": " You'll Diana with the five appreciate you Diana"}, {"start": 1001.0, "end": 1008.96, "text": " Victoria with 500 bits as well. Hey case different Victoria here for my 35th birthday could this old woman get a happy birthday?"}, {"start": 1008.96, "end": 1010.96, "text": " Hey Victoria, you're not old"}, {"start": 1011.52, "end": 1013.62, "text": " But happy 35th birthday Victoria"}, {"start": 1016.44, "end": 1018.44, "text": " That ain't even old"}, {"start": 1020.88, "end": 1023.84, "text": " 35 chat 35 is young man. Look at LeBron"}, {"start": 1023.84, "end": 1030.3600000000001, "text": " LeBron's 41 years old still out here dunking on dudes and you got to think"}, {"start": 1030.3600000000001, "end": 1034.52, "text": " you're 35 you're six years away from even being at his age and at his age he's"}, {"start": 1034.52, "end": 1040.04, "text": " still out here dunking on dudes. Goes to show you that that's that's a young"}, {"start": 1040.04, "end": 1055.96, "text": " buck. That's a young buck. I tell you. Case come back. Where did I go? I didn't even go"}, {"start": 1055.96, "end": 1062.6, "text": " nowhere. Oh, they got hit with ads. That's tough. Type one if you did not get hit with"}, {"start": 1062.6, "end": 1069.48, "text": " than add. That's unfortunate. That's unfortunate right there."}, {"start": 1072.9199999999998, "end": 1077.6799999999998, "text": " Wait, today must be a really common birthday day. Yo, cavi with 3000"}, {"start": 1077.6799999999998, "end": 1081.08, "text": " bits W Kavi with 3000 bits."}, {"start": 1082.32, "end": 1084.4399999999998, "text": " Hey, case yesterday with my girlfriend's birthday, we watch"}, {"start": 1084.4399999999998, "end": 1087.28, "text": " your videos every day. And we literally got together while"}, {"start": 1087.28, "end": 1090.32, "text": " watching your granny while watching your granny wait,"}, {"start": 1090.32, "end": 1102.46, "text": " really? How did that come about? That's crazy. Uh, he was having"}, {"start": 1102.46, "end": 1105.3799999999999, "text": " a birthday named sci-fi. Oh, happy birthday sci-fi. Appreciate"}, {"start": 1105.3799999999999, "end": 1110.98, "text": " you. Tell sci-fi happy birthday. Ah, appreciate you, Toya. Thank"}, {"start": 1110.98, "end": 1115.86, "text": " you. Can you give happy birthday to my niece, Iris May? She"}, {"start": 1115.86, "end": 1119.74, "text": " was just born today. Oh my goodness. There's so many people"}, {"start": 1119.74, "end": 1125.06, "text": " born today. You know, happy birthday, Iris May. Hey, case,"}, {"start": 1125.06, "end": 1129.5, "text": " what's your favorite Gregorian chant? I have absolutely,"}, {"start": 1130.02, "end": 1139.54, "text": " positively, no idea what that means. What is that? What's"}, {"start": 1139.54, "end": 1147.3, "text": " that mean? Yeah, I don't blame you, Raider. Thank you. Adam"}, {"start": 1147.3, "end": 1151.3, "text": " a thousand bits. Hey Kase, I had the flu three weeks ago. Can you wish me a speedy recovery?"}, {"start": 1162.8999999999999, "end": 1168.5, "text": " Excuse me? Did I read that right? Run that by me again?"}, {"start": 1170.18, "end": 1175.78, "text": " High case I had the flu three weeks ago. Can you wish me a speedy recovery? Thanks."}, {"start": 1177.3, "end": 1184.3, "text": " What's going on with you?"}, {"start": 1184.3, "end": 1187.3, "text": " Buddy, it's over with!"}, {"start": 1187.3, "end": 1192.3, "text": " Speedy recovery, though!"}, {"start": 1192.3, "end": 1197.3, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Princess Pika. Thank you."}, {"start": 1197.3, "end": 1202.3, "text": " Yo, what's good? Alex, hope you're doing good. Alex, appreciate you, Karen. Thank you."}, {"start": 1202.3, "end": 1204.3, "text": " who's W. Scoove and leased with the TN."}, {"start": 1204.3, "end": 1207.1, "text": " Thank you, Leased with the TN, appreciate you."}, {"start": 1207.1, "end": 1208.4199999999998, "text": " Chad, what'd y'all do this weekend?"}, {"start": 1208.4199999999998, "end": 1210.82, "text": " Were y'all doing anything interesting this weekend?"}, {"start": 1215.5, "end": 1217.7, "text": " Case at Easter, how about unbending some people?"}, {"start": 1217.7, "end": 1219.58, "text": " Kinda based, how about no?"}, {"start": 1219.58, "end": 1220.4199999999998, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 1223.34, "end": 1226.1, "text": " Anybody that's ever been banned by my direct hand"}, {"start": 1226.1, "end": 1227.98, "text": " is actually never getting unbanned."}, {"start": 1227.98, "end": 1237.66, "text": " got me messed up sewer rat with the five you better make a new account"}, {"start": 1239.78, "end": 1244.3, "text": " hey you better make a new account big dog"}, {"start": 1245.74, "end": 1250.6200000000001, "text": " yo snow with the T and W snow with the T and I seen something funny the other"}, {"start": 1250.6200000000001, "end": 1254.46, "text": " day in chat somebody said something that made me mad almost bander but I"}, {"start": 1254.46, "end": 1259.46, "text": " I really got timed her out for 10 minutes and I saw her message after she came out of time out for 10 minutes and he said,"}, {"start": 1259.46, "end": 1263.46, "text": " I really got timed out for 10 minutes. These mods are so soft. Big dog. It was me."}, {"start": 1266.46, "end": 1268.46, "text": " Didn't have the heart to tell you though."}, {"start": 1271.46, "end": 1274.46, "text": " I didn't have the heart to tell you. It was me."}, {"start": 1276.46, "end": 1278.46, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 1280.46, "end": 1282.46, "text": " Yo, appreciate you on CasesKitty. Thank you."}, {"start": 1282.46, "end": 1286.78, "text": " Thank you. Thanks though. Best"}, {"start": 1286.78, "end": 1288.78, "text": " fin boy here with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 1292.46, "end": 1298.54, "text": " Yo, what's good Josiah? But yeah. How do I get this one? What's going on?"}, {"start": 1301.58, "end": 1302.06, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 1305.9, "end": 1308.06, "text": " Case. Are you a fin boy? I know."}, {"start": 1312.46, "end": 1315.6200000000001, "text": " I'm not even quite a hundred percent sure what that would"}, {"start": 1316.66, "end": 1320.4, "text": " I just killed gamers up all over my shirt dog. Oh"}, {"start": 1324.68, "end": 1326.68, "text": " My goodness, I am inconsolable"}, {"start": 1329.6000000000001, "end": 1335.06, "text": " What I'm so mad dog, I'm actually so mad look"}, {"start": 1342.46, "end": 1368.02, "text": " Wait, that's gambler stuff. Will it come off? Wait, will that light come off? Bro, you"}, {"start": 1368.02, "end": 1370.42, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 1374.02, "end": 1375.62, "text": " Just wash it right away?"}, {"start": 1375.62, "end": 1377.62, "text": " No, that's too late for that."}, {"start": 1381.12, "end": 1383.12, "text": " It'll come out, right?"}, {"start": 1388.02, "end": 1390.02, "text": " Will that come out?"}, {"start": 1393.02, "end": 1396.02, "text": " Bro, bro, why, man?"}, {"start": 1398.02, "end": 1414.02, "text": " Why did that bro why did do that brah brah even spill it on purpose man golly man"}, {"start": 1414.02, "end": 1432.02, "text": " It's cooked! It's cooked!"}, {"start": 1432.02, "end": 1437.02, "text": " Respectable with the fire."}, {"start": 1437.02, "end": 1441.02, "text": " Change it?"}, {"start": 1441.02, "end": 1444.92, "text": " Man, man, give me a minute, bruh."}, {"start": 1444.92, "end": 1447.8, "text": " I'm gonna go throw in a washing machine."}, {"start": 1447.8, "end": 1450.12, "text": " Hold up, man."}, {"start": 1450.12, "end": 1451.46, "text": " God, please, man."}, {"start": 1621.02, "end": 1631.02, "text": " That's so stupid."}, {"start": 1631.02, "end": 1636.8, "text": " Lord have mercy, man."}, {"start": 1636.8, "end": 1639.58, "text": " That's so stupid."}, {"start": 1639.58, "end": 1665.28, "text": " Once you just hate it, headsets cooked, I'm cooked, new shirt reveal, went on ahead and"}, {"start": 1665.28, "end": 1675.62, "text": " threw on the spanky Chris shirt. So y'all know I had to break that out. Had to"}, {"start": 1675.62, "end": 1683.1, "text": " break out the spanky Chris ain't done wrong with it. Matter of fact, it's"}, {"start": 1683.1, "end": 1687.76, "text": " borderline better. Better. You know what? It's a good thing that it happened."}, {"start": 1687.76, "end": 1693.8799999999999, "text": " So I could wear the spank me Chris shirt. It's a good thing"}, {"start": 1697.84, "end": 1700.62, "text": " It's a nice shirt. I think somebody sent it to me a fan mail"}, {"start": 1701.76, "end": 1703.36, "text": " so a"}, {"start": 1703.36, "end": 1705.36, "text": " Shout out to whoever that was"}, {"start": 1706.28, "end": 1710.4, "text": " That sent me this in fan mail not gonna lie use a real one for that"}, {"start": 1712.0, "end": 1713.72, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 1713.72, "end": 1715.72, "text": " You should know what time it is"}, {"start": 1715.72, "end": 1719.2, "text": " Did I get a dub last time I played chat?"}, {"start": 1719.2, "end": 1720.2, "text": " I can't remember."}, {"start": 1720.2, "end": 1721.2, "text": " Did I?"}, {"start": 1721.2, "end": 1722.32, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 1722.32, "end": 1733.32, "text": " Is there anything good in the store either?"}, {"start": 1733.32, "end": 1736.92, "text": " That's another question that I have."}, {"start": 1736.92, "end": 1742.24, "text": " Is there anything currently good in the store?"}, {"start": 1742.24, "end": 1746.2, "text": " Because buddy, you know me."}, {"start": 1746.2, "end": 1754.4, "text": " If there's something good in the store, you already know you boys grabbing that."}, {"start": 1754.4, "end": 1757.8, "text": " There ain't no doubt about it at all."}, {"start": 1757.8, "end": 1760.36, "text": " No doubt."}, {"start": 1760.36, "end": 1763.36, "text": " Whatsoever."}, {"start": 1763.36, "end": 1764.36, "text": " Hulking Thor."}, {"start": 1764.36, "end": 1769.36, "text": " That's the same thing it was Thursday, man!"}, {"start": 1769.3600000000001, "end": 1771.3600000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 1777.3600000000001, "end": 1779.3600000000001, "text": " Hey, case for the biggest racetrack,"}, {"start": 1779.3600000000001, "end": 1781.3600000000001, "text": " can you pick two types of flowers for me to give"}, {"start": 1781.3600000000001, "end": 1783.3600000000001, "text": " for my first tattoo?"}, {"start": 1788.3600000000001, "end": 1790.3600000000001, "text": " Do a..."}, {"start": 1792.3600000000001, "end": 1794.3600000000001, "text": " Do a..."}, {"start": 1794.3600000000001, "end": 1812.3600000000001, "text": " Do a sunflower and do a dandelion."}, {"start": 1812.3600000000001, "end": 1819.3600000000001, "text": " Do a sunflower and do a dandelion."}, {"start": 1819.3600000000001, "end": 1821.8600000000001, "text": " That."}, {"start": 1821.8600000000001, "end": 1836.18, "text": " right there is the move. Let's see if the general's on. Yep. General. Let's go man."}, {"start": 1837.8600000000001, "end": 1845.8600000000001, "text": " Tell me your new headset's so bad this thing is all snapped up dog. I'm talking snapped up."}, {"start": 1847.7800000000002, "end": 1850.5000000000002, "text": " Come on give me give me something good in the store right here. Come on give me something."}, {"start": 1851.8600000000001, "end": 1868.66, "text": " Who is that? Wreck-it Ralph, huh?"}, {"start": 1868.66, "end": 1879.66, "text": " What is this? Wait, what is this?"}, {"start": 1879.66, "end": 1889.66, "text": " I'm not going to lie, Chad, what"}, {"start": 1889.66, "end": 1897.66, "text": " is Scout from?"}, {"start": 1897.66, "end": 1899.66, "text": " Get it?"}, {"start": 1899.66, "end": 1900.66, "text": " It does look cool."}, {"start": 1900.66, "end": 1908.66, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 1908.66, "end": 1927.42, "text": " should I get it the scout dude it looks clean bro look at it I did it"}, {"start": 1927.42, "end": 1937.46, "text": " with the five. Chad I did it."}, {"start": 1937.46, "end": 1939.46, "text": " It looks cool. It looks different."}, {"start": 1939.46, "end": 1942.96, "text": " You know what I mean? I'm gonna"}, {"start": 1942.96, "end": 1944.9, "text": " rock and see what happens. I'm"}, {"start": 1944.9, "end": 1953.3400000000001, "text": " just gonna see. Chad, come on,"}, {"start": 1953.3400000000001, "end": 1962.38, "text": " Don't even lie. That's clean."}, {"start": 1962.38, "end": 1972.6200000000001, "text": " Don't even lie. Y'all know it's clean. Y'all know it's clean. There ain't no doubt about"}, {"start": 1972.6200000000001, "end": 1978.46, "text": " it. Clean. Absolutely clean."}, {"start": 1978.46, "end": 2000.8600000000001, "text": " I mean, it's just an in game thing, I bet your links with the five get the W leaks, I'm"}, {"start": 2000.8600000000001, "end": 2010.0600000000002, "text": " win in my first game on by the way. Hey, it's as good as done chat. It is as good as done."}, {"start": 2010.0600000000002, "end": 2021.0600000000002, "text": " I'm winning my first game on. Watch me. In case y'all didn't know odds are my best chance"}, {"start": 2021.06, "end": 2032.82, "text": " win a game is my first game on. So theoretically, theoretically now, this is my best chance."}, {"start": 2034.5, "end": 2036.34, "text": " This skin's playing, don't play with me."}, {"start": 2046.5, "end": 2048.18, "text": " Wait, I'm, wait I'm crazy."}, {"start": 2051.06, "end": 2066.06, "text": " I'm a head by 10 miles I'm the best player in the game."}, {"start": 2066.06, "end": 2079.9, "text": " I told you."}, {"start": 2079.9, "end": 2097.1, "text": " the guy that said play overwatch by the way get him out of here was your camera moving"}, {"start": 2102.94, "end": 2107.42, "text": " there was a cable on the right on the right arrow making it move"}, {"start": 2109.9, "end": 2119.9, "text": " That happened one other time, don't it?"}, {"start": 2119.9, "end": 2134.9, "text": " No, I want the Super Bobo!"}, {"start": 2134.9, "end": 2135.9, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2135.9, "end": 2140.9, "text": " I'm crazy with it though."}, {"start": 2140.9, "end": 2141.9, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2141.9, "end": 2145.48, "text": " I'm crazy with it though."}, {"start": 2145.48, "end": 2147.48, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2147.48, "end": 2153.48, "text": " Too easy!"}, {"start": 2153.48, "end": 2154.48, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2154.48, "end": 2159.48, "text": " Yo K's do you like cheese?"}, {"start": 2159.48, "end": 2161.48, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 2161.48, "end": 2164.48, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2164.48, "end": 2169.72, "text": " Yo K's, do you like cheese?"}, {"start": 2169.72, "end": 2175.88, "text": " I mean, that's like a big question."}, {"start": 2175.88, "end": 2177.08, "text": " Like, do you like cheese?"}, {"start": 2177.08, "end": 2181.28, "text": " It's like, you know, yeah, to an extent."}, {"start": 2181.28, "end": 2182.28, "text": " Like, am I going to sit there and have"}, {"start": 2182.28, "end": 2183.92, "text": " like a block of just straight cheese?"}, {"start": 2183.92, "end": 2185.32, "text": " It's like, no, that's a little crazy."}, {"start": 2185.32, "end": 2204.6400000000003, "text": " What's wrong with a chunk of cheese?"}, {"start": 2204.6400000000003, "end": 2207.1200000000003, "text": " You don't think that's a little weird?"}, {"start": 2207.1200000000003, "end": 2210.4, "text": " Like you're just sitting there, there's just a giant block of cheese and you're just eating"}, {"start": 2210.4, "end": 2213.04, "text": " it."}, {"start": 2213.04, "end": 2214.04, "text": " That's kind of crazy, bro."}, {"start": 2214.04, "end": 2230.18, "text": " Y'all don't think that's a little weird?"}, {"start": 2230.18, "end": 2231.68, "text": " You know what else is a little weird?"}, {"start": 2231.68, "end": 2238.06, "text": " Just straight up like scrambled eggs and nothing with it or no eggs in general with"}, {"start": 2238.06, "end": 2240.88, "text": " nothing with its nasty borderline nasty."}, {"start": 2240.88, "end": 2254.56, "text": " You gotta have something with eggs, like a piece of bread or something."}, {"start": 2254.56, "end": 2266.76, "text": " Two grapes, one green thing."}, {"start": 2266.76, "end": 2270.8, "text": " I can tell y'all the best way to get down six eggs, you ready?"}, {"start": 2270.8, "end": 2274.96, "text": " It is the easiest way to get down six eggs."}, {"start": 2274.96, "end": 2277.84, "text": " You cook six eggs regular, right?"}, {"start": 2277.84, "end": 2282.52, "text": " Like regular fried eggs, not scrambled or nothing."}, {"start": 2282.52, "end": 2285.44, "text": " And you put three eggs on one sandwich"}, {"start": 2285.44, "end": 2286.6400000000003, "text": " and three eggs on the other."}, {"start": 2286.6400000000003, "end": 2290.52, "text": " So you have two sandwiches with three eggs apiece."}, {"start": 2290.52, "end": 2291.36, "text": " It's easy."}, {"start": 2294.5600000000004, "end": 2295.4, "text": " Three coconut."}, {"start": 2300.8, "end": 2314.0, "text": " I don't know why y'all always act like sticks and edges crazy."}, {"start": 2314.0, "end": 2325.0, "text": " Stick to edges like white."}, {"start": 2325.0, "end": 2326.0, "text": " Three banana."}, {"start": 2326.0, "end": 2331.0, "text": " Two of the red ones."}, {"start": 2331.0, "end": 2342.0, "text": " I only eat two, well you might as well not eat any of them at that point."}, {"start": 2342.0, "end": 2352.0, "text": " Like literally what is two eggs doing you, that's like not doing anything at all."}, {"start": 2352.0, "end": 2353.0, "text": " Woo-hoo!"}, {"start": 2355.0, "end": 2358.0, "text": " Like, if you're eating two eggs, there's like no point in eating them."}, {"start": 2361.0, "end": 2363.0, "text": " It's about 200 calories."}, {"start": 2363.0, "end": 2364.0, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 2364.0, "end": 2366.0, "text": " Two eggs is 140 calories."}, {"start": 2366.0, "end": 2368.0, "text": " And 12 grams of protein."}, {"start": 2368.0, "end": 2370.0, "text": " That's like nothing."}, {"start": 2382.0, "end": 2389.0, "text": " I eat two eggs."}, {"start": 2389.0, "end": 2399.0, "text": " And what you gonna do with two eggs?"}, {"start": 2399.0, "end": 2410.0, "text": " Oh no, if I got egg wipes, I'm doing two eggs."}, {"start": 2410.0, "end": 2415.0, "text": " I'm doing 10 egg whites."}, {"start": 2415.0, "end": 2420.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2420.0, "end": 2423.0, "text": " That is the most unlucky garbage I've actually ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 2423.0, "end": 2427.0, "text": " That is the most unlucky garbage I've actually ever seen."}, {"start": 2427.0, "end": 2433.0, "text": " That's unbelievable."}, {"start": 2433.0, "end": 2437.0, "text": " Two eggs are way too little, bro. You're like, dude."}, {"start": 2437.22, "end": 2442.34, "text": " Bro two eggs is like actually not doing nothing. I'm not gonna lie to y'all bro two eggs keys man"}, {"start": 2442.66, "end": 2444.82, "text": " What you doing with two eggs keys, bro?"}, {"start": 2445.5, "end": 2447.5, "text": " Like let's be real"}, {"start": 2448.14, "end": 2450.14, "text": " Two eggs is plenty"}, {"start": 2452.14, "end": 2454.14, "text": " For who"}, {"start": 2460.42, "end": 2462.42, "text": " What"}, {"start": 2467.0, "end": 2477.3, "text": " I eat six hundred calories a day, okay."}, {"start": 2477.3, "end": 2483.26, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 2483.26, "end": 2485.14, "text": " It's three at best."}, {"start": 2485.14, "end": 2487.46, "text": " Now minimum serving of eggs got to be four."}, {"start": 2487.46, "end": 2491.9, "text": " If you're doing anything less than four then you just might as well just skip that meal."}, {"start": 2491.9, "end": 2494.22, "text": " I'm gonna keep it a stack with you."}, {"start": 2494.2200000000003, "end": 2500.7400000000002, "text": " Cooking two eggs is more effort than what it's worth at that point like I'm a cook eggs. It's bare minimum for like minimum"}, {"start": 2502.5000000000005, "end": 2504.5000000000005, "text": " Like no joke like"}, {"start": 2508.5800000000004, "end": 2512.7000000000003, "text": " But no, if I got if I'm doing egg whites, I'll do ten egg whites and two regular eggs"}, {"start": 2517.46, "end": 2522.2000000000003, "text": " I hate this game's actually so bad it's crazy"}, {"start": 2554.2200000000003, "end": 2561.2200000000003, "text": " Notice how the Rhino all went for me."}, {"start": 2561.2200000000003, "end": 2570.2200000000003, "text": " This game is garbage!"}, {"start": 2570.2200000000003, "end": 2580.2200000000003, "text": " I still got last."}, {"start": 2580.2200000000003, "end": 2595.2200000000003, "text": " Hey, guys, I've watched your stream, thank you, shout out to my girlfriend, Brittany."}, {"start": 2595.2200000000003, "end": 2596.2200000000003, "text": " Yo, what's good, Brittany?"}, {"start": 2596.2200000000003, "end": 2597.2200000000003, "text": " Hope you're doing good."}, {"start": 2597.2200000000003, "end": 2598.2200000000003, "text": " Appreciate it."}, {"start": 2598.2200000000003, "end": 2607.9, "text": " Do you like Daven Busters?"}, {"start": 2607.9, "end": 2609.2200000000003, "text": " I've never been to Daven Busters."}, {"start": 2609.2200000000003, "end": 2614.82, "text": " I heard it was goaded, though."}, {"start": 2614.82, "end": 2623.2200000000003, "text": " Is Daven Busters goaded, chat?"}, {"start": 2623.2200000000003, "end": 2630.2200000000003, "text": " Oh, that's unreal."}, {"start": 2653.2200000000003, "end": 2678.2200000000003, "text": " I only eat the yolk of the egg, also you're death-maxing for no reason I see."}, {"start": 2678.2200000000003, "end": 2694.0000000000005, "text": " Why would you only eat the yolk of the egg that what"}, {"start": 2694.0, "end": 2695.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2695.0, "end": 2707.88, "text": " No, there's like legitimately no, like, unless it's like some sort of medical reason I've"}, {"start": 2707.88, "end": 2712.84, "text": " never heard of, I don't think there's legitimately any reason ever why you would do that."}, {"start": 2712.84, "end": 2713.84, "text": " Like ever."}, {"start": 2713.84, "end": 2714.84, "text": " Like literally ever."}, {"start": 2714.84, "end": 2722.6, "text": " Like unless there's some medical reason, like if you eat the white of the egg you"}, {"start": 2722.6, "end": 2739.0, "text": " die there's like the crunchy parts are my favorite dude I'm the exact opposite when it comes to"}, {"start": 2739.0, "end": 2746.56, "text": " eggs dude oh my goodness oh dude it makes me I can't think about it I'm about to puke"}, {"start": 2746.56, "end": 2751.7999999999997, "text": " I hate dude if there is a crunchy part of the egg it makes me want to puke oh my goodness"}, {"start": 2751.8, "end": 2753.8, "text": " I cannot describe how bad I hate it."}, {"start": 2781.8, "end": 2804.8, "text": " I'm crazy. I'm insane."}, {"start": 2804.8, "end": 2809.4, "text": " Boiled eggs are goaded. Dude, I like boiled eggs with some salt. You have to put salt,"}, {"start": 2809.4, "end": 2817.8, "text": " a little bit of salt on your boiled eggs bro yeah matter of fact I'm taking a"}, {"start": 2817.8, "end": 2822.92, "text": " step further boiled eggs are inedible without salt"}, {"start": 2822.92, "end": 2842.2400000000002, "text": " Eggs are goaded, man, but I will say this about eggs, dude, they're a little like off"}, {"start": 2842.2400000000002, "end": 2845.04, "text": " pudding, if that makes any sense."}, {"start": 2845.04, "end": 2848.4, "text": " They look cool, they look appetizing, but when you get down to eating them, there's"}, {"start": 2848.4, "end": 2850.6, "text": " something about them that's like a little off pudding."}, {"start": 2850.6, "end": 2857.08, "text": " like something's like kind of not right here but they're great they're great but"}, {"start": 2857.08, "end": 2863.92, "text": " there's there's something there that's like I don't know what's going on here"}, {"start": 2871.56, "end": 2877.2799999999997, "text": " like I said especially if you're doing only eggs like say you like say you"}, {"start": 2877.28, "end": 2882.52, "text": " scramble up eight eggs and you just have a bowl of eggs just that. It's like, I don't"}, {"start": 2882.52, "end": 2886.44, "text": " know if I could do it. I have to have like a piece of bread or minimum hot sauce."}, {"start": 2886.44, "end": 2903.52, "text": " 8 eggs. Oh dude, if I wasn't so off put by eggs, I would eat 16 a day instead of a dozen"}, {"start": 2903.52, "end": 2908.8, "text": " the day. The only reason I do six eggs at a time is because I have two pieces of"}, {"start": 2908.8, "end": 2912.96, "text": " bread with it and having eight eggs and two pieces of bread is kind of crazy, but"}, {"start": 2912.96, "end": 2917.12, "text": " if I like eggs straight up by theirself I just do eight, but that's very weird."}, {"start": 2917.12, "end": 2919.92, "text": " It's just weird."}, {"start": 2933.52, "end": 2961.92, "text": " There it is, that's why he's number one in the world."}, {"start": 2961.92, "end": 2963.84, "text": " I mean, how am I supposed to win the game of Lermans"}, {"start": 2963.84, "end": 2964.6, "text": " in the lobby?"}, {"start": 2964.6, "end": 2966.84, "text": " Like, you can't win."}, {"start": 2966.84, "end": 2969.88, "text": " In case y'all, every time I say I'm either second or third"}, {"start": 2969.88, "end": 2971.96, "text": " in the world, everybody always asks"}, {"start": 2971.96, "end": 2972.96, "text": " who's number one in the world."}, {"start": 2972.96, "end": 2973.96, "text": " It's Lerman."}, {"start": 2973.96, "end": 2977.64, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 2977.64, "end": 2981.32, "text": " Lerman's actually crazy with it."}, {"start": 2981.32, "end": 2982.16, "text": " It's insane."}, {"start": 2982.16, "end": 2985.04, "text": " Lerman's got to be number one."}, {"start": 2985.04, "end": 2987.56, "text": " Number one currently."}, {"start": 2987.56, "end": 2989.52, "text": " How about 16 deviled eggs?"}, {"start": 2989.52, "end": 2991.44, "text": " Ain't nobody eating 16 deviled eggs."}, {"start": 2991.44, "end": 2992.28, "text": " am I gonna lie?"}, {"start": 2994.98, "end": 2996.68, "text": " Not gonna lie, that's crazy."}, {"start": 2997.88, "end": 3000.4, "text": " I will say though, I don't mind a deviled egg."}, {"start": 3000.4, "end": 3003.84, "text": " I actually don't mind a deviled egg, for real."}, {"start": 3003.84, "end": 3004.92, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 3004.92, "end": 3006.12, "text": " I like a deviled egg."}, {"start": 3006.12, "end": 3008.08, "text": " My mom makes some good deviled eggs."}, {"start": 3008.08, "end": 3009.12, "text": " You know who else makes them?"}, {"start": 3009.12, "end": 3012.2400000000002, "text": " My granny makes good deviled eggs."}, {"start": 3012.2400000000002, "end": 3014.04, "text": " And you know who else made good deviled eggs"}, {"start": 3014.04, "end": 3015.68, "text": " as well as my granny?"}, {"start": 3015.68, "end": 3017.36, "text": " Ain't Judy made some good deviled eggs."}, {"start": 3017.36, "end": 3019.2000000000003, "text": " She gone, all right, he ain't Judy."}, {"start": 3019.2000000000003, "end": 3026.2000000000003, "text": " She gone man, she makes some good deadwood eggs too man."}, {"start": 3027.1200000000003, "end": 3030.0800000000004, "text": " She did."}, {"start": 3030.0800000000004, "end": 3036.28, "text": " Today I ate 20 boiled eggs with 6 pieces of toast."}, {"start": 3036.28, "end": 3042.1600000000003, "text": " Got Superman over here."}, {"start": 3042.1600000000003, "end": 3049.1600000000003, "text": " That's a lie though, that's a lie."}, {"start": 3049.2000000000003, "end": 3059.2000000000003, "text": " What's the most age-alibrating day?"}, {"start": 3059.2000000000003, "end": 3075.2000000000003, "text": " I'm not talking about one shooting, I mean a whole day."}, {"start": 3105.2000000000003, "end": 3112.2000000000003, "text": " Crazy with it."}, {"start": 3112.2000000000003, "end": 3127.2000000000003, "text": " Three eggs is the most you've ever ate in a day."}, {"start": 3127.2000000000003, "end": 3131.4800000000005, "text": " I would say the most I've ever ate in a day is probably two dozen."}, {"start": 3131.48, "end": 3139.0, "text": " I think easily two dozen, because we had chickens when I was like, like 16 years old, 17 years"}, {"start": 3139.0, "end": 3140.0, "text": " old."}, {"start": 3140.0, "end": 3144.96, "text": " I think I easily eaten a couple dozen eggs in a day multiple times."}, {"start": 3144.96, "end": 3150.84, "text": " And everybody always acts like that's crazy, bro."}, {"start": 3150.84, "end": 3152.7, "text": " It's really not crazy at all."}, {"start": 3152.7, "end": 3157.2, "text": " It's just not."}, {"start": 3157.2000000000003, "end": 3166.5600000000004, "text": " And one day brought a 24 eggs ain't that much in one day. I mean, it's a little crazy"}, {"start": 3166.5600000000004, "end": 3172.4, "text": " if you ain't did it, but bro, it's really not that bad, man."}, {"start": 3172.4, "end": 3174.4, "text": " Bro stop you need to do some more research"}, {"start": 3185.6600000000003, "end": 3190.12, "text": " That whole cholesterol stuff with eggs, I'm pretty sure that's just like a sham by the way I"}, {"start": 3192.1800000000003, "end": 3195.82, "text": " Think it's good cholesterol matter of fact that's an egg"}, {"start": 3202.4, "end": 3209.4, "text": " People hear the word cholesterol and they immediately like oh it is bad but there is such thing as good cholesterol though."}, {"start": 3232.4, "end": 3239.4, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 3239.4, "end": 3250.4, "text": " Wait, what's the one that I go with?"}, {"start": 3250.4, "end": 3260.4, "text": " Oh my goodness, that could have been bad, bro!"}, {"start": 3260.4, "end": 3274.92, "text": " Eggs are a super food bro they are!"}, {"start": 3274.92, "end": 3288.44, "text": " The best tasting super food at that!"}, {"start": 3288.44, "end": 3293.98, "text": " are off putting I mean dude I agree they can very well be off putting breath"}, {"start": 3293.98, "end": 3297.6, "text": " that's why you gotta have a cup piece of the toast or something with it or like a"}, {"start": 3297.6, "end": 3300.6, "text": " a cup piece of bacon? I don't know bruh."}, {"start": 3310.6, "end": 3312.6, "text": " Come here bruh."}, {"start": 3316.6, "end": 3319.6, "text": " Get your filthy hands off me."}, {"start": 3319.6, "end": 3333.96, "text": " No, you ain't getting away bro."}, {"start": 3333.96, "end": 3337.2799999999997, "text": " There's no way it's joking me."}, {"start": 3337.2799999999997, "end": 3343.2, "text": " Yo, come here Michelle with you."}, {"start": 3343.2000000000003, "end": 3345.2000000000003, "text": " Yo, mini, come here!"}, {"start": 3354.2000000000003, "end": 3356.2000000000003, "text": " Get these beans away from me!"}, {"start": 3361.2000000000003, "end": 3364.2000000000003, "text": " Boy, old eggs with mayo is good?"}, {"start": 3364.2000000000003, "end": 3366.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, now we're taking it a step too far, man."}, {"start": 3373.2000000000003, "end": 3377.6000000000004, "text": " You know what I don't understand and no offense if this is not you because my"}, {"start": 3377.6000000000004, "end": 3382.92, "text": " best friend is like this and my dad is also like this but I almost think it's"}, {"start": 3382.92, "end": 3388.2200000000003, "text": " like you're lying people who legitimately say mayonnaise is nasty I think"}, {"start": 3388.2200000000003, "end": 3391.92, "text": " you're like actually like you just I think there's no I don't think that's"}, {"start": 3391.92, "end": 3398.1200000000003, "text": " possible. I actually don't see how it is possible to think mayonnaise on like"}, {"start": 3398.1200000000003, "end": 3401.4, "text": " a chicken salad is bad I actually don't know how that's possible at all. I"}, {"start": 3401.4, "end": 3403.7000000000003, "text": " I can't I can't I don't know how"}, {"start": 3409.04, "end": 3414.76, "text": " Like a chicken sandwich is legitimately inevitable in an animal without mayo, so how can you not like mayo how"}, {"start": 3431.4, "end": 3441.4, "text": " It almost makes me mad when people say they hate mail."}, {"start": 3441.4, "end": 3452.4, "text": " It's just like, I just don't think I can believe you."}, {"start": 3452.4, "end": 3453.4, "text": " Like, no, I can't eat that."}, {"start": 3453.4, "end": 3454.4, "text": " It's got mayonnaise on it."}, {"start": 3454.4, "end": 3456.4, "text": " It's like, bro, like, what's wrong with you, bro?"}, {"start": 3456.4, "end": 3457.4, "text": " Like, actually."}, {"start": 3457.4, "end": 3463.96, "text": " Like what do you mean you can't eat it because that's mayonnaise on it?"}, {"start": 3463.96, "end": 3468.1600000000003, "text": " It's like it's like a tomato for example."}, {"start": 3468.1600000000003, "end": 3470.56, "text": " It's like very dominant."}, {"start": 3470.56, "end": 3474.36, "text": " I can understand not eating something with a tomato because I don't like tomato."}, {"start": 3474.36, "end": 3479.84, "text": " But mayo is so like not aggressive or egregious."}, {"start": 3479.84, "end": 3485.76, "text": " So how was it like affecting like I can't eat this with an omelette?"}, {"start": 3485.76, "end": 3499.92, "text": " like I can see I can see your crusty tampon with the five"}, {"start": 3499.92, "end": 3504.48, "text": " digits I can see how you could not eat something with mustard on it because"}, {"start": 3504.48, "end": 3508.32, "text": " mustard is very aggressive you know what I mean it's like whoa it's like an"}, {"start": 3508.32, "end": 3513.0800000000004, "text": " overpowering crazy thing but mayonnaise isn't it's like it's it's just"}, {"start": 3513.08, "end": 3518.08, "text": " That's what I don't get about the whole mayonnaise thing."}, {"start": 3533.08, "end": 3536.08, "text": " I'm an idiot, I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 3573.08, "end": 3599.08, "text": " I think they're all going to survive chat."}, {"start": 3599.08, "end": 3601.08, "text": " I should still be in there, bro."}, {"start": 3621.5, "end": 3625.58, "text": " The thing is, if they all survive another minute 30, you get the win, even if there's three alive."}, {"start": 3625.58, "end": 3642.22, "text": " Okay, it's a 1v1 now. New quail versus Lermin."}, {"start": 3642.22, "end": 3651.34, "text": " By the way, Lermin's number one in the world right now, in case you were wondering."}, {"start": 3651.34, "end": 3657.92, "text": " over. Lerman just won my first two games on. That's insane. The first two games I had on,"}, {"start": 3657.92, "end": 3669.42, "text": " he literally won both of them. That's unreal. That's unreal, bro. I shouldn't have died the"}, {"start": 3669.42, "end": 3673.1200000000003, "text": " way I did. I'm an idiot for staying up front. I should have went to the back because you"}, {"start": 3673.1200000000003, "end": 3678.34, "text": " can't stay like in place on the fan action because if you do, it's just gonna shoot"}, {"start": 3678.34, "end": 3681.86, "text": " you often that's what happened to me I should have moved I'm goofy for that no"}, {"start": 3681.86, "end": 3690.04, "text": " joke I'm like goofy for real for that yeah I'm goofy for that my fault what do"}, {"start": 3690.04, "end": 3695.38, "text": " you think of tuna salad I messed with some tuna salad a little bit I'm not"}, {"start": 3695.38, "end": 3700.26, "text": " gonna lie I like tuna salad tuna salad is actually is actually really good"}, {"start": 3700.26, "end": 3705.98, "text": " you know what else is good in tuna salad chopped up a boiled eggs bro no"}, {"start": 3705.98, "end": 3716.02, "text": " joke chopped up boiled eggs is also good in tuna salad bro I'm serious there ain't"}, {"start": 3716.02, "end": 3721.62, "text": " nothing like a good tuna salad sandwich on like a toasted piece of bread man and"}, {"start": 3721.62, "end": 3725.98, "text": " you were talking about a superfood bro tuna might be the best thing you could"}, {"start": 3725.98, "end": 3730.42, "text": " ever eat if you want protein to calorie ratio tuna's like the craziest thing ever"}, {"start": 3730.42, "end": 3734.02, "text": " actually it's unreal"}, {"start": 3735.98, "end": 3739.18, "text": " I don't like it."}, {"start": 3739.18, "end": 3742.98, "text": " The only thing I don't like about tuna is that, again, if you eat tuna by itself, it's like,"}, {"start": 3742.98, "end": 3743.98, "text": " whoa."}, {"start": 3743.98, "end": 3744.98, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3744.98, "end": 3745.98, "text": " You feel like you're eating some blood."}, {"start": 3745.98, "end": 3756.98, "text": " I'm going to have to be crazy with it."}, {"start": 3756.98, "end": 3763.98, "text": " I'm going to have to be crazy with it."}, {"start": 3763.98, "end": 3770.98, "text": " It is Lion, dude!"}, {"start": 3770.98, "end": 3785.98, "text": " Yo beans with the pop, thank you!"}, {"start": 3785.98, "end": 3799.18, "text": " 2026 game of the year now that might be taken in a step too far we already won"}, {"start": 3799.18, "end": 3804.1, "text": " back-to-back hey I don't know"}, {"start": 3804.1, "end": 3817.54, "text": " Okay, so I'm gonna make a sandwich wait for me big doll. I can't just pause it"}, {"start": 3822.8199999999997, "end": 3824.8199999999997, "text": " I can't pause it"}, {"start": 3829.22, "end": 3831.5, "text": " Watch this I'm winning this 100% watch me"}, {"start": 3834.1, "end": 3840.1, "text": " Who just kind of cased my dog, Sentai?"}, {"start": 3840.1, "end": 3841.1, "text": " Why are you lying?"}, {"start": 3864.1, "end": 3876.5, "text": " I looked at the floor, I didn't even follow nobody that round, I just immediately knew"}, {"start": 3876.5, "end": 3880.98, "text": " where to go."}, {"start": 3880.98, "end": 3883.98, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 3883.98, "end": 3887.7, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 3887.7000000000003, "end": 3889.7000000000003, "text": " up."}, {"start": 3890.6200000000003, "end": 3892.26, "text": " Won't you all believe me idea, Bronner?"}, {"start": 3892.26, "end": 3893.6600000000003, "text": " Where to go that game?"}, {"start": 3894.7400000000002, "end": 3895.5800000000004, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 3897.4, "end": 3898.6600000000003, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 3898.6600000000003, "end": 3899.78, "text": " GG, buddy."}, {"start": 3912.1400000000003, "end": 3914.38, "text": " I'm gonna be a leader, not a follower here."}, {"start": 3914.38, "end": 3915.34, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 3917.7000000000003, "end": 3935.8, "text": " I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy."}, {"start": 3935.8, "end": 3942.8, "text": " I am crazy!"}, {"start": 3942.8, "end": 3949.8, "text": " Do not him!"}, {"start": 3949.8, "end": 3956.8, "text": " Do not him!"}, {"start": 3956.8, "end": 3985.36, "text": " What do I say, I said I'm going to be a leader there."}, {"start": 3985.36, "end": 3992.1600000000003, "text": " World record that could have been you know what let's get let's get a timer"}, {"start": 3992.1600000000003, "end": 3996.8, "text": " on that that could have been a world record right there GG"}, {"start": 4056.8, "end": 4063.8, "text": " Who's making that squeaking noise?"}, {"start": 4063.8, "end": 4067.8, "text": " What are you doing, bro?"}, {"start": 4067.8, "end": 4071.8, "text": " Who's making that squeaking noise?"}, {"start": 4071.8, "end": 4078.8, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4078.8, "end": 4107.8, "text": " I almost lost my life."}, {"start": 4107.8, "end": 4121.4400000000005, "text": " I'm so bad. I'm actually so bad. I don't think I'm capable of getting a win nowadays. I actually,"}, {"start": 4121.4400000000005, "end": 4126.04, "text": " I chat, I don't think I'm capable of getting a win nowadays. I really don't. I actually"}, {"start": 4126.04, "end": 4131.0, "text": " don't think I'm capable to. Like no joke, I think I completely fell off to the point"}, {"start": 4131.0, "end": 4133.48, "text": " To where it's not even physically possible for me to get a dub, bro."}, {"start": 4136.44, "end": 4137.12, "text": " I'm horrible."}, {"start": 4139.2, "end": 4140.56, "text": " Shadow, am I not horrible at the game?"}, {"start": 4142.32, "end": 4144.16, "text": " I mean, go ahead and keep it real with me for a minute."}, {"start": 4144.48, "end": 4147.0, "text": " This is getting disrespectful at this point."}, {"start": 4151.8, "end": 4152.72, "text": " Change your fit."}, {"start": 4153.64, "end": 4156.4, "text": " I'm going to do one game with this fit and then we'll change it."}, {"start": 4156.4, "end": 4156.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4161.0, "end": 4164.7, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna do one more game with this fit."}, {"start": 4164.7, "end": 4167.3, "text": " If not, we might have to go back."}, {"start": 4167.3, "end": 4169.7, "text": " We might have to go back to some Kermit action."}, {"start": 4170.6, "end": 4172.6, "text": " Low key for real ski."}, {"start": 4174.9, "end": 4177.4, "text": " Because I feel like we was playing good on the Kermit, dude."}, {"start": 4183.0, "end": 4183.5, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 4186.8, "end": 4190.2, "text": " Patrick, should I go all the way full circle back"}, {"start": 4190.2, "end": 4204.2, "text": " back to Patrick Jack like full circle back to Pat that might be cinema for real. Back"}, {"start": 4204.2, "end": 4218.8, "text": " to the OG ski. Let's see what happens here though."}, {"start": 4218.8, "end": 4224.4400000000005, "text": " One of these days they're gonna put a cup noodle skin in this game, and it's gonna be it's gonna be correct"}, {"start": 4224.4400000000005, "end": 4226.4400000000005, "text": " I'm getting first place watch this"}, {"start": 4243.8, "end": 4246.860000000001, "text": " I hate this game I hate everything"}, {"start": 4248.8, "end": 4255.8, "text": " I'm still getting first."}, {"start": 4255.8, "end": 4266.8, "text": " There's no stopping me."}, {"start": 4266.8, "end": 4281.8, "text": " crazy with it"}, {"start": 4311.8, "end": 4330.2, "text": " This is the game right here."}, {"start": 4330.2, "end": 4335.52, "text": " This is the game right here."}, {"start": 4335.52, "end": 4339.320000000001, "text": " 86% said he won't win."}, {"start": 4339.320000000001, "end": 4341.4800000000005, "text": " Wait, was it a 86%?"}, {"start": 4341.4800000000005, "end": 4349.4400000000005, "text": " actually no way it's a 86% prediction oh wow it is oh yeah I'm 100% locking in"}, {"start": 4349.4400000000005, "end": 4355.8, "text": " now oh y'all are y'all are cooked oh y'all y'all are cooked oh yeah you don't"}, {"start": 4355.8, "end": 4357.8, "text": " I made a mistake today!"}, {"start": 4359.8, "end": 4361.8, "text": " A mistake."}, {"start": 4361.8, "end": 4363.8, "text": " A mistake."}, {"start": 4365.8, "end": 4367.8, "text": " Oh, and it's the swiveller?"}, {"start": 4367.8, "end": 4369.8, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 4373.8, "end": 4375.8, "text": " Gamer glass is activated."}, {"start": 4415.8, "end": 4442.0, "text": " I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm in flow state"}, {"start": 4445.8, "end": 4456.68, "text": " That could have been bad."}, {"start": 4456.68, "end": 4466.8, "text": " I'm still in flow state though."}, {"start": 4466.8, "end": 4493.16, "text": " Oh lord that could have been bad right there buddy but it wasn't hey but it wasn't bad"}, {"start": 4493.16, "end": 4494.16, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 4498.8, "end": 4500.639999999999, "text": " Give me something good, G.J."}, {"start": 4508.92, "end": 4509.92, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 4514.36, "end": 4515.36, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 4517.12, "end": 4519.04, "text": " Do I be a leader or a follower?"}, {"start": 4520.16, "end": 4521.32, "text": " A leader."}, {"start": 4521.32, "end": 4522.5199999999995, "text": " I'm the pioneer."}, {"start": 4523.16, "end": 4528.16, "text": " Good job, you pig! You did good!"}, {"start": 4542.16, "end": 4546.16, "text": " Yo, if y'all would move, I could do it with my little sides still."}, {"start": 4549.16, "end": 4551.16, "text": " That was on the car, 100%."}, {"start": 4553.16, "end": 4560.16, "text": " That has to be it right here."}, {"start": 4560.16, "end": 4563.16, "text": " It is it."}, {"start": 4563.16, "end": 4573.16, "text": " I got to quit yelling, I got to quit yelling."}, {"start": 4573.16, "end": 4603.0, "text": " come on. Come on. GG. Let's go. Let it be. Let it be."}, {"start": 4603.0, "end": 4605.0, "text": " A. Let it be."}, {"start": 4611.32, "end": 4613.32, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 4663.0, "end": 4670.0, "text": " It's hard to play this when you have this stuff's reach following you the whole time."}, {"start": 4670.0, "end": 4679.0, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4739.0, "end": 4765.0, "text": " Flipy still has the whole map over there, man."}, {"start": 4765.0, "end": 4773.28, "text": " That might put me a third chat no joke that might put me a third"}, {"start": 4773.28, "end": 4790.32, "text": " I got one more in me one more in me one more one more golly chat that I fall off for real man go"}, {"start": 4790.32, "end": 4811.0, "text": " Patrick. Are y'all sure y'all want to see Patrick again? Are you sure? Are you"}, {"start": 4811.0, "end": 4818.5599999999995, "text": " sure that you want to see old Pat again? Is that what you want? Flippy fan club"}, {"start": 4818.56, "end": 4822.0, "text": " with the five gift that okay the glaze is getting out of hand here a little bit."}, {"start": 4822.56, "end": 4824.0, "text": " Let's let's relax here."}, {"start": 4827.76, "end": 4829.120000000001, "text": " Your couch looks crazy."}, {"start": 4834.64, "end": 4838.160000000001, "text": " Yeah it does. Got some couch action going."}, {"start": 4841.76, "end": 4843.04, "text": " J, y'all mess with the couch?"}, {"start": 4844.320000000001, "end": 4848.400000000001, "text": " Fun fact when I first moved to this setup I bought that couch specifically"}, {"start": 4848.400000000001, "end": 4855.76, "text": " as a background piece. Yep. That couch has actually been set on, I think, once it's literally"}, {"start": 4855.76, "end": 4868.84, "text": " just there as a background piece. Yep. Shoal is. Couch clean, too. Check out mess with"}, {"start": 4868.84, "end": 4882.52, "text": " it. Lock in. Let's go. It wouldn't be right without it. Oh, it would look terrible without"}, {"start": 4882.52, "end": 4895.240000000001, "text": " it. Could y'all imagine this room with no couch? I'm faster than you, Lermin."}, {"start": 4905.64, "end": 4910.6, "text": " I should have beat Lermin right there. What do you know? The top three players in the world was"}, {"start": 4910.6, "end": 4931.58, "text": " first, second and third right there. Did you see that?"}, {"start": 4931.58, "end": 4938.58, "text": " the year. True."}, {"start": 4938.58, "end": 4944.58, "text": " But he's not top three. Yes, I am."}, {"start": 4944.58, "end": 4955.58, "text": " Type one if I'm top three in this. Come on now. Don't come on. Don't disrespect my legacy."}, {"start": 4955.58, "end": 4966.42, "text": " than anybody that type too as well how come you never win if you're top three"}, {"start": 4966.42, "end": 4970.88, "text": " getting a win and fall guys is like seeing a shooting star it only happens"}, {"start": 4970.88, "end": 4977.64, "text": " every blue moon but when it does it's great and that's the situation if you"}, {"start": 4977.64, "end": 4982.22, "text": " want me to be real that's the situation"}, {"start": 4985.58, "end": 5003.0199999999995, "text": " I have a force field around me, nothing can hit me."}, {"start": 5003.0199999999995, "end": 5005.0199999999995, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 5005.0199999999995, "end": 5007.0199999999995, "text": " Huge!"}, {"start": 5007.02, "end": 5009.02, "text": " Shoot!"}, {"start": 5019.52, "end": 5021.02, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 5022.52, "end": 5024.52, "text": " Have a little bit of faith."}, {"start": 5024.52, "end": 5028.02, "text": " Hey, have just a little bit of faith in me."}, {"start": 5037.02, "end": 5039.02, "text": " Miku died?"}, {"start": 5047.02, "end": 5051.02, "text": " I still wonder what the strat is to hit the center gold ring every time here."}, {"start": 5067.02, "end": 5074.02, "text": " I'm not sure if I can get through here."}, {"start": 5097.02, "end": 5111.02, "text": " You see how I waited for the silver rain to come around?"}, {"start": 5111.02, "end": 5113.02, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 5113.02, "end": 5119.02, "text": " Y'all see how I waited for the silver rain to come around?"}, {"start": 5119.02, "end": 5121.02, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5121.02, "end": 5123.02, "text": " Patience."}, {"start": 5127.02, "end": 5128.02, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5139.02, "end": 5140.02, "text": " DJ!"}, {"start": 5157.02, "end": 5186.14, "text": " Yo, look at this pig just trying to grab me and bailing measurably at it."}, {"start": 5186.14, "end": 5190.9400000000005, "text": " you do everything else in your life. Just a failure through and through."}, {"start": 5197.26, "end": 5198.9400000000005, "text": " Like certified failure."}, {"start": 5216.14, "end": 5221.5, "text": " Yo, you suck so bad it's actually gravy."}, {"start": 5221.5, "end": 5226.34, "text": " You're going out of your way to grab me and you've got me like once."}, {"start": 5226.34, "end": 5229.34, "text": " Wait, you are terrible."}, {"start": 5229.34, "end": 5231.34, "text": " I'm terrible."}, {"start": 5231.34, "end": 5232.34, "text": " Elbowly?"}, {"start": 5232.34, "end": 5236.34, "text": " Oh, I meant every word of it, too."}, {"start": 5236.34, "end": 5237.860000000001, "text": " I meant every single word of it."}, {"start": 5237.860000000001, "end": 5242.860000000001, "text": " Every word of it I meant it."}, {"start": 5242.86, "end": 5249.86, "text": " Lermin's winning this 100%."}, {"start": 5249.86, "end": 5255.86, "text": " Lermin versus Flippi."}, {"start": 5255.86, "end": 5262.86, "text": " And there's an underdog here."}, {"start": 5262.86, "end": 5277.86, "text": " It's just"}, {"start": 5277.86, "end": 5290.86, "text": " It's just Lerman and the Elkerdog!"}, {"start": 5290.86, "end": 5293.88, "text": " There is no chance that Lerman doesn't win this by the way."}, {"start": 5293.88, "end": 5294.88, "text": " There's no chance."}, {"start": 5294.88, "end": 5296.38, "text": " I feel sorry for this other guy."}, {"start": 5296.38, "end": 5297.38, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5297.38, "end": 5298.38, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 5298.38, "end": 5305.38, "text": " I guess I jinxed him."}, {"start": 5305.38, "end": 5308.38, "text": " Congratulations."}, {"start": 5308.38, "end": 5314.38, "text": " I guess I jinxed him."}, {"start": 5314.38, "end": 5316.38, "text": " Why do you always go on the right side?"}, {"start": 5316.38, "end": 5318.38, "text": " It doesn't matter where I go on that map."}, {"start": 5318.38, "end": 5322.38, "text": " If there's one just disgusting farm animal that's following you,"}, {"start": 5322.38, "end": 5324.38, "text": " it's just it is what it is."}, {"start": 5324.38, "end": 5325.38, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5325.38, "end": 5328.04, "text": " It's just it is what it is. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5329.16, "end": 5334.06, "text": " That's just gonna be what it is. I fell off though. I'm playing like garbage on top of it. Yeah"}, {"start": 5334.4800000000005, "end": 5340.58, "text": " No joke on top of that. I'm playing like garbage like seriously like like absolute garbage"}, {"start": 5341.3, "end": 5343.3, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 5355.38, "end": 5366.24, "text": " My sister and I went the case so root for Easter egg design this year mine has a world"}, {"start": 5366.24, "end": 5389.5599999999995, "text": " class of boo-key stain. Oh my, yo wait these are clean. Yo why are these clean though. Yo,"}, {"start": 5389.56, "end": 5390.400000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5393.72, "end": 5395.56, "text": " Chad, they clean!"}, {"start": 5399.56, "end": 5402.700000000001, "text": " That doo-doo staying wild, though, man."}, {"start": 5405.4400000000005, "end": 5408.26, "text": " That doo-doo staying crazy."}, {"start": 5414.6, "end": 5416.76, "text": " Chad, what are you doing if you go Easter egg hunting"}, {"start": 5416.76, "end": 5417.88, "text": " and you find this?"}, {"start": 5419.56, "end": 5430.400000000001, "text": " Would you save it?"}, {"start": 5430.400000000001, "end": 5435.240000000001, "text": " I feel like you just have to save it."}, {"start": 5435.240000000001, "end": 5444.400000000001, "text": " Keeping it for the rest of my life, dude, I swear that's hard."}, {"start": 5444.400000000001, "end": 5447.1, "text": " Leaving it where I found it once I see the stain."}, {"start": 5447.1, "end": 5448.1, "text": " You know you lied."}, {"start": 5448.1, "end": 5459.52, "text": " know you taking that. Don't lie. You know you taking that. Don't lie now. Come on, man."}, {"start": 5459.52, "end": 5471.780000000001, "text": " Scramble it. Chat, would I make a good egg? Be real. Would I make a good egg? Play pool."}, {"start": 5471.780000000001, "end": 5476.42, "text": " I'll do a couple of games for a spooky time. I'm ready to crap on some dudes. I like"}, {"start": 5476.42, "end": 5478.42, "text": " I'm not crapping on dudes, but why?"}, {"start": 5478.42, "end": 5479.42, "text": " I'm right here."}, {"start": 5496.42, "end": 5498.42, "text": " Give me some more Gabriel subs going."}, {"start": 5498.42, "end": 5502.42, "text": " Use the discount code KSO for 10% off at GabrielSubs.com."}, {"start": 5506.42, "end": 5508.42, "text": " Cup."}, {"start": 5515.42, "end": 5517.42, "text": " Caso's nuclear bomb sickle."}, {"start": 5520.42, "end": 5522.42, "text": " How many scoops am I doing?"}, {"start": 5524.42, "end": 5526.42, "text": " Caffeine free now."}, {"start": 5527.42, "end": 5529.42, "text": " That's a big old scoop going in."}, {"start": 5530.42, "end": 5534.42, "text": " And Dust just flew all over my setup. I hate everything and everyone."}, {"start": 5536.42, "end": 5545.9400000000005, "text": " Three scoops, I'll go with three scoops on it."}, {"start": 5545.9400000000005, "end": 5556.3, "text": " Scoot number two, one more scoop, one more scoop, that's a big one."}, {"start": 5556.3, "end": 5565.9, "text": " Scoot number three, let me go get some water, some purified water and by that I mean straight"}, {"start": 5565.900000000001, "end": 5567.900000000001, "text": " about the sake."}, {"start": 5571.900000000001, "end": 5573.900000000001, "text": " Spank me, Chris."}, {"start": 5573.900000000001, "end": 5601.18, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 5601.18, "end": 5602.580000000001, "text": " See now I got my water in there."}, {"start": 5603.900000000001, "end": 5617.14, "text": " I think you got to stir it straight out the kitchen big doll. Oh yeah get that"}, {"start": 5617.14, "end": 5625.38, "text": " get that stir action going. Oh yeah get that stir action going."}, {"start": 5625.38, "end": 5635.38, "text": " Yeah, that's scooped big, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 5635.38, "end": 5646.18, "text": " It's like I'm starting to cauldron, I feel like a wits, just, dude, I want to do that"}, {"start": 5646.18, "end": 5647.42, "text": " so bad."}, {"start": 5647.42, "end": 5652.66, "text": " I want to have me a cabin built in the middle of the woods and I want a giant cauldron,"}, {"start": 5652.66, "end": 5678.66, "text": " a nothing but slop and just have it be bowling and just sitting there. Not done yet. Still"}, {"start": 5678.66, "end": 5680.66, "text": " Still ain't done."}, {"start": 5681.78, "end": 5683.78, "text": " They just do that all day."}, {"start": 5685.78, "end": 5687.78, "text": " Would that not be the coolest thing ever?"}, {"start": 5692.22, "end": 5694.72, "text": " Let me go rinse this shovel off real quick. Hold up."}, {"start": 5708.66, "end": 5716.66, "text": " Get ready to queue up nerds. I'm about to beat everybody in the pool today."}, {"start": 5722.66, "end": 5723.66, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 5728.66, "end": 5729.66, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 5731.66, "end": 5732.66, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 5733.66, "end": 5734.66, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 5734.66, "end": 5741.66, "text": " Refund? I placed my bet thinking it was Fall Guys. Sounds like a personal problem to me."}, {"start": 5741.66, "end": 5746.0599999999995, "text": " But sure, go ahead and refund them and run another one."}, {"start": 5746.0599999999995, "end": 5751.0599999999995, "text": " You're lucky I just don't let it happen. Cause I coulda."}, {"start": 5751.0599999999995, "end": 5756.26, "text": " What did I walk into?"}, {"start": 5756.26, "end": 5759.5599999999995, "text": " Pull prowess."}, {"start": 5759.5599999999995, "end": 5762.46, "text": " Just observe."}, {"start": 5762.46, "end": 5777.46, "text": " What am I camera doing?"}, {"start": 5777.46, "end": 5778.46, "text": " Fixed it."}, {"start": 5778.46, "end": 5779.46, "text": " I handled that problem."}, {"start": 5779.46, "end": 5780.46, "text": " See how I handled that?"}, {"start": 5780.46, "end": 5781.46, "text": " I handled that like I needed to."}, {"start": 5781.46, "end": 5782.46, "text": " Am I stressed?"}, {"start": 5782.46, "end": 5783.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5783.46, "end": 5790.46, "text": " Am I stressed?"}, {"start": 5790.46, "end": 5792.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5792.46, "end": 5795.46, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 5795.46, "end": 5797.46, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 5797.46, "end": 5799.46, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 5799.46, "end": 5801.46, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 5801.46, "end": 5807.46, "text": " Somebody about to get straight crap thrown up in here."}, {"start": 5807.46, "end": 5812.46, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 5812.46, "end": 5824.62, "text": " And I get first break, G.G. What was that? What was that? That's not even my fault."}, {"start": 5824.62, "end": 5828.0599999999995, "text": " the same break I always do. Hello?"}, {"start": 5843.42, "end": 5849.82, "text": " Come on man, I ain't got all day. I got meetings I gotta get to."}, {"start": 5849.82, "end": 5872.5, "text": " I think I got all day. No. Do I got all day chat? No. Clean. Clean break. Clean. So there's"}, {"start": 5872.5, "end": 5888.08, "text": " a solid and a stripe in. I think I would let's just do stripes. Let's just do stripes. Wow,"}, {"start": 5888.08, "end": 5894.98, "text": " I sunk a solid as well. It's still open. That being said, I'm going to go ahead and go"}, {"start": 5894.9800000000005, "end": 5915.22, "text": " with solids. That's beautiful. Clean. Clean. Got a two piece right there and I get the"}, {"start": 5915.22, "end": 5927.1, "text": " purple one or do I get the red I don't know that that goes in chat I'm not gonna"}, {"start": 5927.1, "end": 5938.5, "text": " lie I'm gonna try it though I shouldn't have I'm an idiot I shouldn't have but"}, {"start": 5938.5, "end": 5940.7, "text": " What is this slop in my ear, man?"}, {"start": 5944.2, "end": 5946.22, "text": " Wait, this goober literally just scratched,"}, {"start": 5946.22, "end": 5947.42, "text": " barely touched the ball."}, {"start": 5947.42, "end": 5948.46, "text": " Oh, GG."}, {"start": 5950.74, "end": 5951.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5952.94, "end": 5953.98, "text": " Go for the pert."}, {"start": 5961.5, "end": 5963.22, "text": " Go for the red, clean."}, {"start": 5968.5, "end": 5978.5, "text": " That happened exactly how I wanted it to."}, {"start": 5978.5, "end": 5988.5, "text": " Exactly like I wanted it to!"}, {"start": 5988.5, "end": 5991.5, "text": " Pay them up!"}, {"start": 5991.5, "end": 5994.5, "text": " There's one."}, {"start": 5994.5, "end": 5997.5, "text": " There's one."}, {"start": 5997.5, "end": 6001.74, "text": " That's a beauty right there. Let me tell you big break"}, {"start": 6004.94, "end": 6006.94, "text": " Solid went in go for the green"}, {"start": 6013.14, "end": 6015.14, "text": " Huge"}, {"start": 6016.38, "end": 6018.78, "text": " Do I have an angle on the yellow I think I do"}, {"start": 6021.1, "end": 6023.1, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 6023.1, "end": 6033.1, "text": " This could be trouble with a scratch, so I'm going to put some backspin on it."}, {"start": 6033.1, "end": 6035.1, "text": " I might as well have scratched."}, {"start": 6053.1, "end": 6074.42, "text": " purple ball bottom left pocket no there's just not much you can do there chat no joke"}, {"start": 6074.42, "end": 6076.42, "text": " There's just not much you can do there."}, {"start": 6083.8, "end": 6084.64, "text": " You got aimbot?"}, {"start": 6084.64, "end": 6085.9800000000005, "text": " Why'd you snap that so fast?"}, {"start": 6099.6, "end": 6100.52, "text": " We win these."}, {"start": 6101.58, "end": 6102.86, "text": " We win these all day."}, {"start": 6104.42, "end": 6117.06, "text": " We win these all day, don't worry."}, {"start": 6117.06, "end": 6121.78, "text": " There is no problem yet."}, {"start": 6121.78, "end": 6137.54, "text": " Okay, there could be a problem here pretty soon."}, {"start": 6137.54, "end": 6140.38, "text": " I won, pay him up."}, {"start": 6140.38, "end": 6150.219999999999, "text": " Hey, that's not exactly how you want to win, but it is a win either way."}, {"start": 6150.22, "end": 6152.22, "text": " Panic in pool. That's the key. Never"}, {"start": 6154.900000000001, "end": 6158.38, "text": " I had that good of a break and not a single one went in are we serious right now"}, {"start": 6161.3, "end": 6163.3, "text": " Are we dead serious"}, {"start": 6173.7, "end": 6179.280000000001, "text": " Aimbot why was it snapping like that? Was it low key aimbotten?"}, {"start": 6180.22, "end": 6187.34, "text": " You almost lost with the eight ball there."}, {"start": 6187.34, "end": 6188.34, "text": " Look here, Chad."}, {"start": 6188.34, "end": 6191.38, "text": " I'm going solids."}, {"start": 6191.38, "end": 6195.900000000001, "text": " I'm going solids here."}, {"start": 6195.900000000001, "end": 6206.06, "text": " I've made a horrific mistake."}, {"start": 6206.06, "end": 6209.7, "text": " Never mind that goes in all day."}, {"start": 6209.7, "end": 6211.5, "text": " I scratched, I hate everything."}, {"start": 6213.0199999999995, "end": 6216.0, "text": " That's fine, it's fine, don't worry yet."}, {"start": 6235.3, "end": 6236.139999999999, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 6239.7, "end": 6246.7, "text": " It's fine. It's fine."}, {"start": 6246.7, "end": 6252.7, "text": " Yo, night shift with a thousand bits. I need some words of wisdom going into this week."}, {"start": 6252.7, "end": 6257.7, "text": " I don't want to get bit by another resident at work. Wait, what?"}, {"start": 6257.7, "end": 6266.7, "text": " Bit by a resident? Was the resident evil?"}, {"start": 6266.7, "end": 6268.8, "text": " So Elle Woods arcade with 500 bits."}, {"start": 6268.8, "end": 6269.8, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 6269.8, "end": 6272.26, "text": " Hey, case, I'm a dev at the Funnel Runners game."}, {"start": 6272.26, "end": 6274.139999999999, "text": " If you want early access, let me know."}, {"start": 6274.139999999999, "end": 6275.78, "text": " LOL, wait, are you serious?"}, {"start": 6285.66, "end": 6286.5, "text": " Wait, you for real?"}, {"start": 6286.5, "end": 6311.5, "text": " when how early is the access here wait a minute how early we talking"}, {"start": 6316.5, "end": 6319.82, "text": " No way. Wait, you for real?"}, {"start": 6319.82, "end": 6326.32, "text": " Che, I don't think that's real."}, {"start": 6326.32, "end": 6330.84, "text": " Do I go for this? I do go for this all day."}, {"start": 6330.84, "end": 6334.98, "text": " I'm glad I did too, that worked out great."}, {"start": 6334.98, "end": 6341.34, "text": " Wait, no way I'd get early access to that game. You for real ski?"}, {"start": 6341.34, "end": 6343.34, "text": " Like no jokeski?"}, {"start": 6350.34, "end": 6352.34, "text": " That's a beauty."}, {"start": 6356.34, "end": 6359.34, "text": " End of this month-ish? Oh, I'm down."}, {"start": 6360.34, "end": 6362.34, "text": " Yeah, just let me know. I'm down."}, {"start": 6363.34, "end": 6365.34, "text": " That game looked good."}, {"start": 6371.34, "end": 6375.34, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 6375.34, "end": 6378.34, "text": " Bro, come on, man!"}, {"start": 6378.34, "end": 6380.34, "text": " No, that's just a refund."}, {"start": 6380.34, "end": 6383.34, "text": " That's just a refund right there."}, {"start": 6387.34, "end": 6389.34, "text": " Chad, do you think it's people leaving,"}, {"start": 6389.34, "end": 6393.34, "text": " or is it just the game server some straight cheeks?"}, {"start": 6393.34, "end": 6406.0, "text": " Wow, what a break."}, {"start": 6406.0, "end": 6410.900000000001, "text": " This is what Crispy spanked me with right here."}, {"start": 6410.900000000001, "end": 6418.5, "text": " Straight big old spoon action."}, {"start": 6418.5, "end": 6419.74, "text": " There's no way I'll lose this."}, {"start": 6419.74, "end": 6433.98, "text": " There's no way, right?"}, {"start": 6433.98, "end": 6435.98, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 6435.98, "end": 6437.98, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6437.98, "end": 6447.099999999999, "text": " Am I going to get to shoot even once?"}, {"start": 6447.1, "end": 6451.96, "text": " I will because you don't have a shot here. Hey you better hope you make a"}, {"start": 6451.96, "end": 6456.26, "text": " miracle shot right here because if I get the ball it's over with bud you are"}, {"start": 6456.26, "end": 6462.42, "text": " cooked if I get the ball. You are cooked if I get the ball. I just want you to"}, {"start": 6462.42, "end": 6464.780000000001, "text": " know that."}, {"start": 6468.54, "end": 6474.42, "text": " Well GG you had your chance you should have done it while you had the chance bud."}, {"start": 6477.1, "end": 6484.1, "text": " Wow, I suck."}, {"start": 6490.1, "end": 6497.1, "text": " Oh, that's just beautiful."}, {"start": 6499.1, "end": 6503.1, "text": " Couldn't have played it no better."}, {"start": 6503.1, "end": 6509.22, "text": " could not have played it no better. I mean, let me tell you chat. You just can't play it"}, {"start": 6509.22, "end": 6520.22, "text": " no better than that. I told you! Pay him, I'm going to my lose! No, actually no, I could"}, {"start": 6520.22, "end": 6527.42, "text": " have played it better. I could have played that better, actually. I could have. Big"}, {"start": 6527.42, "end": 6532.42, "text": " Great. Yeah, this is a scam."}, {"start": 6542.42, "end": 6548.42, "text": " GG. I accidentally put down 20K, so I'm glad you won."}, {"start": 6548.42, "end": 6551.42, "text": " Wait, you accidentally put 20K on me winning this?"}, {"start": 6551.42, "end": 6554.42, "text": " You know I'd be straight pooling up in here."}, {"start": 6557.42, "end": 6564.42, "text": " Oh, I want 100%."}, {"start": 6564.42, "end": 6568.42, "text": " Oh, yeah, I won."}, {"start": 6568.42, "end": 6570.42, "text": " Yeah, this game's over."}, {"start": 6570.42, "end": 6574.42, "text": " That's all I needed to see, Jack."}, {"start": 6574.42, "end": 6578.42, "text": " That's all your boy needed to see."}, {"start": 6587.42, "end": 6589.42, "text": " Yeah, you're cooked."}, {"start": 6589.7, "end": 6591.7, "text": " Yeah, you're cooked."}, {"start": 6597.62, "end": 6603.18, "text": " Unless it's a slop shot and you just made two slop shots this game actually sucks so bad."}, {"start": 6605.38, "end": 6613.78, "text": " Unbelievable man. Make people call their pockets in this game, bro. It is a problem."}, {"start": 6617.42, "end": 6644.9400000000005, "text": " I'm such an idiot it's unreal I blocked it though so it's fine"}, {"start": 6644.9400000000005, "end": 6658.02, "text": " I don't have the power calibration down but it's fine he doesn't have a shark."}, {"start": 6658.02, "end": 6667.900000000001, "text": " It's not a big deal Chad."}, {"start": 6667.900000000001, "end": 6671.9800000000005, "text": " Told you."}, {"start": 6671.9800000000005, "end": 6678.9800000000005, "text": " I told you it wasn't."}, {"start": 6682.580000000001, "end": 6689.580000000001, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 6696.06, "end": 6698.06, "text": " No shot. We're good."}, {"start": 6698.06, "end": 6700.14, "text": " No shot."}, {"start": 6700.14, "end": 6701.700000000001, "text": " No shot, no shot."}, {"start": 6711.660000000001, "end": 6713.52, "text": " This game sucks so bad, bro."}, {"start": 6714.92, "end": 6718.3, "text": " You literally won because you hit like four slot shots."}, {"start": 6718.3, "end": 6719.9800000000005, "text": " I just hope you know that."}, {"start": 6719.9800000000005, "end": 6721.06, "text": " Wait, you lost."}, {"start": 6728.14, "end": 6728.9800000000005, "text": " Refund."}, {"start": 6728.9800000000005, "end": 6738.9800000000005, "text": " But why does it DC every time?"}, {"start": 6738.9800000000005, "end": 6741.9800000000005, "text": " But it's all right though."}, {"start": 6741.9800000000005, "end": 6742.9800000000005, "text": " You want to know what?"}, {"start": 6742.9800000000005, "end": 6743.9800000000005, "text": " Find a new website."}, {"start": 6743.9800000000005, "end": 6744.9800000000005, "text": " I do need to find a new website."}, {"start": 6744.9800000000005, "end": 6745.9800000000005, "text": " I think I said that last time."}, {"start": 6745.9800000000005, "end": 6750.9800000000005, "text": " But you know what time it is, Chad?"}, {"start": 6750.9800000000005, "end": 6751.9800000000005, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 6751.9800000000005, "end": 6756.9800000000005, "text": " Your happy birthday, Heaven?"}, {"start": 6756.9800000000005, "end": 6758.9800000000005, "text": " Spooky time"}, {"start": 6760.780000000001, "end": 6763.22, "text": " You best get you a diaper on chat"}, {"start": 6765.22, "end": 6767.22, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 6767.740000000001, "end": 6770.620000000001, "text": " You best get you a diaper on up in here"}, {"start": 6773.18, "end": 6775.900000000001, "text": " You want to know why I tell you why"}, {"start": 6775.900000000001, "end": 6788.900000000001, "text": " Because it's Spooky Time, Locky!"}, {"start": 6788.900000000001, "end": 6793.900000000001, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 6925.900000000001, "end": 6941.900000000001, "text": " Hey, you better lock in, Buster."}, {"start": 6941.900000000001, "end": 6946.540000000001, "text": " Are you locked in?"}, {"start": 6946.540000000001, "end": 6953.540000000001, "text": " Are you locked in?"}, {"start": 6953.54, "end": 6966.18, "text": " name of this game is Thames Tale. Not sure what that means. The Road to Her. Part one."}, {"start": 6966.18, "end": 6981.18, "text": " Do you got you a dypey on chat, huh, do you do you"}, {"start": 6981.18, "end": 6992.18, "text": " Oh you can sit to one of my mods, Elle Woods, thank you"}, {"start": 6992.18, "end": 7000.9800000000005, "text": " Let's go. Game looked pretty good. VHS turned out all of my"}, {"start": 7000.9800000000005, "end": 7009.62, "text": " luck. Texture, full texture. Thanks to what? StarFordSystems.com. Thank you very much."}, {"start": 7009.62, "end": 7013.06, "text": " Lock in. The road to her."}, {"start": 7013.06, "end": 7024.06, "text": " I just need to get it off my chest before I convince myself it never happened."}, {"start": 7024.06, "end": 7028.06, "text": " Well, what's that?"}, {"start": 7028.06, "end": 7032.06, "text": " I'm Emily."}, {"start": 7032.06, "end": 7036.06, "text": " That's a crazy space between the I'm."}, {"start": 7036.06, "end": 7041.06, "text": " I'm Emily 26 and I own a tiny coffee shop downtown."}, {"start": 7041.06, "end": 7051.06, "text": " downtown. I've been running it for a few years now. I love old records, small town road trips,"}, {"start": 7051.06, "end": 7055.820000000001, "text": " and binge watching true crime shows when I should probably be sleeping. You real for"}, {"start": 7055.820000000001, "end": 7063.14, "text": " that Emily, not going to lie. About two years ago I had some free time one day, so I decided"}, {"start": 7063.14, "end": 7070.38, "text": " to drive out to visit an old friend in the next town over. The drive was quiet, almost"}, {"start": 7070.38, "end": 7076.02, "text": " too quiet and my mind just started drifting. I kept thinking about my shop and"}, {"start": 7076.02, "end": 7081.06, "text": " a random and random stuff that didn't really matter. Yo, Zoey with the T and"}, {"start": 7081.06, "end": 7083.54, "text": " gifted W Zoey. Thank you, Zoey with the T."}, {"start": 7086.26, "end": 7088.78, "text": " I remember feeling more tired than I expected to be."}, {"start": 7100.38, "end": 7102.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7109.82, "end": 7111.82, "text": " Got a short pain of my side gg"}, {"start": 7112.62, "end": 7114.62, "text": " I'm back"}, {"start": 7115.86, "end": 7121.66, "text": " Gas is getting low this road has to lead to a station eventually. Yes, it does Emily it does"}, {"start": 7130.38, "end": 7147.32, "text": " Well now it's awkward. I'll turn it back on. Did the car just die? Emily we're in the middle"}, {"start": 7147.32, "end": 7154.9400000000005, "text": " of nowhere! Maybe there's a gas can in the trunk. I hope I didn't forget it. Yo pee-wee"}, {"start": 7154.9400000000005, "end": 7163.540000000001, "text": " with the five 11 15 p.m. middle of the woods ran out of gas oh yeah it's over"}, {"start": 7163.540000000001, "end": 7174.22, "text": " Emily what have we done here why didn't we plan ahead Emily Emily why do you"}, {"start": 7174.22, "end": 7177.900000000001, "text": " have like a giant industrial light as your head lamp in your car by the way"}, {"start": 7177.900000000001, "end": 7181.580000000001, "text": " Emily that's why we're all the gas is going"}, {"start": 7181.58, "end": 7185.74, "text": " Please tell me there's a gas jam back here."}, {"start": 7185.74, "end": 7186.74, "text": " Fantastic."}, {"start": 7186.74, "end": 7187.74, "text": " Truck is jammed too."}, {"start": 7187.74, "end": 7188.74, "text": " Why am I like this?"}, {"start": 7188.74, "end": 7192.54, "text": " I guess I can walk a bit and see if there's any gas stations nearby."}, {"start": 7192.54, "end": 7193.94, "text": " Fabian with the five."}, {"start": 7193.94, "end": 7194.94, "text": " Yellow Emily."}, {"start": 7194.94, "end": 7201.22, "text": " In my personal opinion, now you might not care about my opinion and that's fine, right?"}, {"start": 7201.22, "end": 7207.54, "text": " But in my personal opinion, I think this is the worst idea we could ever have right"}, {"start": 7207.54, "end": 7209.62, "text": " now, Emily."}, {"start": 7209.62, "end": 7220.14, "text": " gang just started forget you then man"}, {"start": 7222.74, "end": 7232.099999999999, "text": " cables with the team actually I don't think I want to get a ride from"}, {"start": 7232.099999999999, "end": 7235.18, "text": " anybody out here in the middle of nowhere was you I think that's probably"}, {"start": 7235.18, "end": 7243.34, "text": " better off just walking. Yo Emily we've went far enough let's just..."}, {"start": 7253.66, "end": 7257.58, "text": " Oh it's a raccoon. Hey buddy."}, {"start": 7258.46, "end": 7261.26, "text": " What am I hearing?"}, {"start": 7265.18, "end": 7267.9400000000005, "text": " I hear something dying in the distance."}, {"start": 7273.22, "end": 7275.02, "text": " Flashlight low key sucks."}, {"start": 7277.9400000000005, "end": 7279.9400000000005, "text": " I see lights up here though. What is this?"}, {"start": 7281.860000000001, "end": 7283.22, "text": " Maybe it's a gas station."}, {"start": 7289.54, "end": 7291.700000000001, "text": " Yeah. Yeah, it's over."}, {"start": 7295.18, "end": 7302.18, "text": " Is it a gas station? It is a gas station. Oh my goodness, we got so lucky."}, {"start": 7302.18, "end": 7306.18, "text": " That wasn't even that far of a walk, either."}, {"start": 7306.18, "end": 7309.18, "text": " This is..."}, {"start": 7316.18, "end": 7319.18, "text": " Excuse you."}, {"start": 7319.18, "end": 7336.58, "text": " May I help you you got a stare problem?"}, {"start": 7336.58, "end": 7340.3, "text": " You drove by me a minute ago when I was needing to ride now you don't stare at me like I did"}, {"start": 7340.3, "end": 7341.3, "text": " something."}, {"start": 7341.3, "end": 7342.3, "text": " Forget you man."}, {"start": 7342.3, "end": 7346.3, "text": " Press the up arrow to check your phone."}, {"start": 7346.3, "end": 7349.3, "text": " Talk to the cashier, all right?"}, {"start": 7366.3, "end": 7367.3, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 7373.3, "end": 7374.3, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 7376.3, "end": 7386.3, "text": " What would possess you to name?"}, {"start": 7386.3, "end": 7394.3, "text": " Oh, that's just a donkey."}, {"start": 7394.3, "end": 7396.3, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 7396.3, "end": 7400.3, "text": " That's just a donkey."}, {"start": 7400.3, "end": 7403.3, "text": " It's not a big deal."}, {"start": 7403.3, "end": 7416.78, "text": " Lord have mercy. Yo, sorry, this is crazy, but are you low? Look who? Yeah, that's me. Who? Wow, I"}, {"start": 7416.78, "end": 7423.18, "text": " really didn't expect this today. Is this who? I just want to say I love your music."}, {"start": 7423.18, "end": 7430.18, "text": " I want to take up your time just wanted to say hi."}, {"start": 7430.18, "end": 7431.18, "text": " Have a good day."}, {"start": 7431.18, "end": 7432.18, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 7432.18, "end": 7445.18, "text": " Let me go in here."}, {"start": 7445.18, "end": 7450.700000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 7450.7, "end": 7456.7, "text": " I would rather go spend the night in my car than get any gas from here."}, {"start": 7475.2, "end": 7479.7, "text": " Lord have mercy! You haven't even got no gas cans in here!"}, {"start": 7480.7, "end": 7496.139999999999, "text": " Yo, Barry, you look like you've been running from something."}, {"start": 7496.139999999999, "end": 7505.9, "text": " His little profile picture by the dialogue is crazy."}, {"start": 7505.900000000001, "end": 7510.900000000001, "text": " I just had to walk, walk out here, middle of the highway."}, {"start": 7512.500000000001, "end": 7513.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, a car ran out of gas."}, {"start": 7513.9400000000005, "end": 7516.460000000001, "text": " It's down the road, huh?"}, {"start": 7517.740000000001, "end": 7519.38, "text": " Funny place to run out, isn't it?"}, {"start": 7519.38, "end": 7521.820000000001, "text": " No houses for miles."}, {"start": 7521.820000000001, "end": 7526.820000000001, "text": " Yo, what is up with the donkey action?"}, {"start": 7535.900000000001, "end": 7545.3, "text": " Yeah, lucky me. Most folks don't come in on foot this late. Yo, Barry, I'm here to have"}, {"start": 7545.3, "end": 7554.580000000001, "text": " small talk with you, bruh. I need a gas can dog. I want to get up out of here. I didn't"}, {"start": 7554.580000000001, "end": 7564.620000000001, "text": " really have a choice. Facts, Emily. You alone? Yes, Emily, don't answer yes to that. Why?"}, {"start": 7564.62, "end": 7573.78, "text": " with the five thank you thought so so what are you doing here exactly are you"}, {"start": 7573.78, "end": 7578.5, "text": " stupid she just said we ran out of gas"}, {"start": 7586.18, "end": 7593.0599999999995, "text": " I need a fuel can't just enough to get moving again people usually don't walk"}, {"start": 7593.06, "end": 7601.14, "text": " and here unless something's really wrong. What are you saying?"}, {"start": 7605.620000000001, "end": 7613.22, "text": " You're right, ran out of gas. Yeah, I can see that. Yo, I'm about to just walk away."}, {"start": 7613.22, "end": 7617.9800000000005, "text": " What is this? This was worse than running into no gas station in the middle"}, {"start": 7617.9800000000005, "end": 7624.3, "text": " I wear. Thomas with the five. This will get you a few miles if your car is really where"}, {"start": 7624.3, "end": 7635.1, "text": " you say it is. It is. That'll be 1875. Here. Road's real quiet tonight. Yeah. Don't take"}, {"start": 7635.1, "end": 7640.620000000001, "text": " too long walking back. Wouldn't want you getting lost out there. Okay, Barry."}, {"start": 7647.9800000000005, "end": 7652.9800000000005, "text": " Where'd the guy with the phone go?"}, {"start": 7652.9800000000005, "end": 7655.9800000000005, "text": " What's wrong with him?"}, {"start": 7655.9800000000005, "end": 7663.9800000000005, "text": " I bet he thinks I'm a serial killer or something."}, {"start": 7663.9800000000005, "end": 7668.9800000000005, "text": " There's that creepy dude again in chat."}, {"start": 7668.9800000000005, "end": 7674.9800000000005, "text": " Lord have mercy, he's so creepy."}, {"start": 7674.9800000000005, "end": 7677.26, "text": " You know, do you got a problem with me or something, bro?"}, {"start": 7677.26, "end": 7681.06, "text": " You've been staring at me like you look at me every angle I go."}, {"start": 7681.06, "end": 7681.56, "text": " Look at you."}, {"start": 7681.56, "end": 7684.1, "text": " You really break your neck to stare at me."}, {"start": 7684.1, "end": 7685.700000000001, "text": " What is wrong with you, man?"}, {"start": 7689.46, "end": 7690.46, "text": " I'm going back to my car."}, {"start": 7695.740000000001, "end": 7698.580000000001, "text": " Look, he's still staring, dog."}, {"start": 7704.9800000000005, "end": 7705.9800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7708.9800000000005, "end": 7711.9800000000005, "text": " I just heard extra footsteps. I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 7719.9800000000005, "end": 7721.9800000000005, "text": " He's still there though."}, {"start": 7730.9800000000005, "end": 7733.9800000000005, "text": " I hear extra footsteps. Do y'all hear that?"}, {"start": 7734.9800000000005, "end": 7746.9800000000005, "text": " He's quiet nice mess with your head. It feels like I'm being followed or something not Emily. We are being followed. I hear extra footsteps."}, {"start": 7746.9800000000005, "end": 7759.860000000001, "text": " dog. Yeah, y'all, y'all, y'all confirm real quick. Y'all hear it too. Disconfirmed."}, {"start": 7759.860000000001, "end": 7774.26, "text": " There's my car. Headlights are still on. What are the odds there's just a killer waiting"}, {"start": 7774.26, "end": 7785.26, "text": " in my car. Keep moving. Just keep moving. That's all we can do is just keep moving."}, {"start": 7785.26, "end": 7800.5, "text": " Why don't you have a Blicky? She didn't, she don't even have the key to a Trump. Much less"}, {"start": 7800.5, "end": 7801.5, "text": " That's a blickey."}, {"start": 7808.5, "end": 7810.5, "text": " Noodles with dookie with the five. What?"}, {"start": 7820.5, "end": 7822.5, "text": " We're so dead."}, {"start": 7826.5, "end": 7827.5, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 7827.5, "end": 7838.54, "text": " kiddie. It's just dude again. Kiddie saved me from the jump scare. They're not gonna lie."}, {"start": 7838.54, "end": 7846.62, "text": " Could have got me way worse. I told y'all this is the same dude from the gas station"}, {"start": 7846.62, "end": 7854.06, "text": " too. I told y'all I heard something. Hey there. Didn't want you walking all that way"}, {"start": 7854.06, "end": 7857.860000000001, "text": " alone mind if I help buddy I'm just putting gas in my car I don't need you"}, {"start": 7857.860000000001, "end": 7863.660000000001, "text": " to help me and you're creepy for following me way out here no I'm fine"}, {"start": 7863.660000000001, "end": 7868.46, "text": " really oh come on it's a long walk back to your car that can looks heavy for"}, {"start": 7868.46, "end": 7874.34, "text": " someone all alone what do you mean it's a long walk back to my car I'm at my"}, {"start": 7874.34, "end": 7882.38, "text": " car I said I'm fine I can handle it"}, {"start": 7884.06, "end": 7889.820000000001, "text": " Sure, but you know accidents happen, slips, spills, it'd be terrible if you hurt yourself"}, {"start": 7889.820000000001, "end": 7890.820000000001, "text": " out here."}, {"start": 7890.820000000001, "end": 7897.14, "text": " Big dog, what part of I don't need no help do you not get?"}, {"start": 7897.14, "end": 7901.06, "text": " I can manage, you don't have to."}, {"start": 7901.06, "end": 7903.900000000001, "text": " You're so careful, but still it's easier with two hands, don't you think?"}, {"start": 7903.900000000001, "end": 7911.54, "text": " I have two hands."}, {"start": 7911.54, "end": 7914.34, "text": " I don't need help."}, {"start": 7914.34, "end": 7915.44, "text": " All right, I won't touch it."}, {"start": 7915.44, "end": 7917.7, "text": " But hey, if you drop anything or the car won't start,"}, {"start": 7917.7, "end": 7918.38, "text": " I'm right here."}, {"start": 7918.38, "end": 7920.46, "text": " I can fix it."}, {"start": 7920.46, "end": 7924.0199999999995, "text": " OK, please leave."}, {"start": 7924.0199999999995, "end": 7926.94, "text": " I know it's just strange to see someone out here all alone."}, {"start": 7926.94, "end": 7928.94, "text": " Most people would have panicked or called for help."}, {"start": 7928.94, "end": 7931.0199999999995, "text": " You're brave, I suppose."}, {"start": 7931.0199999999995, "end": 7932.42, "text": " Dude, you are so creepy."}, {"start": 7932.42, "end": 7933.1, "text": " It's unreal."}, {"start": 7935.86, "end": 7936.46, "text": " Brave."}, {"start": 7936.46, "end": 7936.86, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 7936.86, "end": 7938.3, "text": " I'm just trying to get back on the road."}, {"start": 7938.3, "end": 7939.94, "text": " Please go."}, {"start": 7939.9400000000005, "end": 7944.14, "text": " very well. I won't bother you any longer. Just stay safe. All right. Thank you."}, {"start": 7945.580000000001, "end": 7946.06, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 7950.1, "end": 7953.14, "text": " Looking back, the whole thing still makes my skin crawl."}, {"start": 7954.34, "end": 7958.9400000000005, "text": " There's something deeply off about a grown man offering to help offering help"}, {"start": 7958.9400000000005, "end": 7961.700000000001, "text": " to a lone girl stranded on an empty road after midnight."}, {"start": 7962.740000000001, "end": 7966.700000000001, "text": " The second my car finally turned over, I didn't even think I locked the"}, {"start": 7966.700000000001, "end": 7967.860000000001, "text": " doors and took off."}, {"start": 7969.9400000000005, "end": 7975.9400000000005, "text": " I figured if I could just get to Rachel's place faster, I'd be somewhere safe, somewhere with lights and people."}, {"start": 7977.9400000000005, "end": 7978.9400000000005, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 7983.9400000000005, "end": 7985.9400000000005, "text": " Hopefully we won't run out of gas again."}, {"start": 7999.9400000000005, "end": 8001.9400000000005, "text": " Why would I need to look back?"}, {"start": 8008.9400000000005, "end": 8010.9400000000005, "text": " Why do they give me an option to look back?"}, {"start": 8016.9400000000005, "end": 8018.9400000000005, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 8019.9400000000005, "end": 8021.9400000000005, "text": " It's the same guy!"}, {"start": 8025.9400000000005, "end": 8027.9400000000005, "text": " Breaks it! Reversing to him!"}, {"start": 8029.9400000000005, "end": 8043.400000000001, "text": " Hey, I had to try something there."}, {"start": 8043.400000000001, "end": 8052.02, "text": " Bro's got good brakes on his car, they'll all give him that."}, {"start": 8052.02, "end": 8054.500000000001, "text": " That's so creepy, bro."}, {"start": 8054.5, "end": 8061.2, "text": " Chat, that is so creepy, man."}, {"start": 8061.2, "end": 8065.02, "text": " I knew they were giving me the ability to look back for a reason."}, {"start": 8065.02, "end": 8067.02, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 8067.02, "end": 8077.34, "text": " Wait, maybe he's not coming out this time."}, {"start": 8077.34, "end": 8084.44, "text": " Wait, I don't see him this time."}, {"start": 8084.4400000000005, "end": 8096.000000000001, "text": " Yo, yo, Maddie De Luna with the 25 gifted and Sam Taco with the 25 gifted."}, {"start": 8096.000000000001, "end": 8098.92, "text": " Yo, W gifters for real."}, {"start": 8098.92, "end": 8099.92, "text": " Precinct, y'all."}, {"start": 8099.92, "end": 8100.92, "text": " Thank you, W gifters."}, {"start": 8100.92, "end": 8103.92, "text": " Thank you, Sam Taco and Maddie Precinct, y'all."}, {"start": 8103.92, "end": 8105.92, "text": " Dog, I gotta use the restroom again."}, {"start": 8105.92, "end": 8106.92, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 8106.92, "end": 8109.92, "text": " I'll be drinking too much game or something, Sam."}, {"start": 8109.92, "end": 8110.92, "text": " Good lord."}, {"start": 8110.92, "end": 8111.92, "text": " Good lord."}, {"start": 8141.92, "end": 8169.32, "text": " I can't help it. I'm so healthy. I drink so much water and gang results. I'm just using"}, {"start": 8169.320000000001, "end": 8173.320000000001, "text": " restroom all the time, a beacon of health."}, {"start": 8179.880000000001, "end": 8182.360000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8183.240000000001, "end": 8189.000000000001, "text": " Chad, he's actually not behind us this time. Is that a glitch?"}, {"start": 8191.400000000001, "end": 8194.04, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 8194.04, "end": 8205.04, "text": " Never mind. Was he sitting in the woods waiting and just pulled out? Excuse me?"}, {"start": 8216.04, "end": 8220.04, "text": " I already tried to brake check him, but it didn't work out good for me."}, {"start": 8224.04, "end": 8231.160000000002, "text": " Yeah, we're cooked. Okay, he stopped. I don't know why, but"}, {"start": 8231.92, "end": 8237.04, "text": " no panic. Just keep driving. Yeah, that's the best thing we could do Emily. I"}, {"start": 8237.04, "end": 8244.2, "text": " got to Maple Hill around 633 AM. Wow. She was literally driving all night."}, {"start": 8244.2, "end": 8249.12, "text": " All night. Oh, I gotta hit with ads. That's tough."}, {"start": 8249.12, "end": 8255.36, "text": " A dry town with empty streets and scattered dust."}, {"start": 8255.36, "end": 8260.44, "text": " After driving alone since midnight, the stillness hit harder than I expected."}, {"start": 8260.44, "end": 8265.240000000002, "text": " Chastity, I wait on them this game good."}, {"start": 8265.240000000002, "end": 8268.880000000001, "text": " Do I wait on them?"}, {"start": 8268.880000000001, "end": 8275.28, "text": " Rogue with the five."}, {"start": 8275.28, "end": 8282.0, "text": " place was the first familiar thing I'd seen in hours. Even if it looked worn out as the rest of"}, {"start": 8282.0, "end": 8286.720000000001, "text": " the town, even if it looked as worn out as the rest of the town. Wait."}, {"start": 8305.28, "end": 8309.980000000001, "text": " Hey, it's all good now. We made it through the night. That was some"}, {"start": 8309.980000000001, "end": 8315.08, "text": " creepy stuff that happened, but it's daytime now. We do it."}, {"start": 8317.08, "end": 8320.08, "text": " The pressure with the five."}, {"start": 8320.08, "end": 8325.08, "text": " I ain't got a fucking fucking all-in-a-thing at all."}, {"start": 8325.08, "end": 8328.08, "text": " I'm gonna get a thing of it from a nature."}, {"start": 8328.08, "end": 8331.08, "text": " From a thing of things I've been working in here."}, {"start": 8331.08, "end": 8333.08, "text": " I'm gonna get a thing of it."}, {"start": 8333.08, "end": 8334.08, "text": " She's just all-in-a-thing."}, {"start": 8334.08, "end": 8335.08, "text": " Well, Rachel's now sad."}, {"start": 8335.08, "end": 8336.08, "text": " She's all-in-a-thing."}, {"start": 8336.08, "end": 8337.08, "text": " She's just all-in-a-thing."}, {"start": 8337.08, "end": 8338.08, "text": " She's just all-in-a-thing."}, {"start": 8338.08, "end": 8339.08, "text": " She's just all-in-a-thing."}, {"start": 8339.08, "end": 8340.08, "text": " She's just all-in-a-thing."}, {"start": 8340.08, "end": 8341.08, "text": " This is Maker Hill, huh?"}, {"start": 8341.08, "end": 8343.08, "text": " Does he quiet and dead like I wait?"}, {"start": 8343.08, "end": 8345.08, "text": " Somehow, it feels smaller than I remember."}, {"start": 8345.08, "end": 8348.08, "text": " Why's she talking crazy about this town?"}, {"start": 8348.08, "end": 8349.08, "text": " looks nice."}, {"start": 8354.92, "end": 8357.28, "text": " This should be the left she makes it looks normal enough."}, {"start": 8357.28, "end": 8358.28, "text": " All right here."}, {"start": 8360.98, "end": 8362.48, "text": " There is no traffic."}, {"start": 8362.48, "end": 8363.88, "text": " There's just nobody out here."}, {"start": 8363.88, "end": 8364.88, "text": " It's just us."}, {"start": 8365.78, "end": 8366.28, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 8366.28, "end": 8368.28, "text": " This race will live in the back rooms or something?"}, {"start": 8373.78, "end": 8374.98, "text": " Wait, there's a second less."}, {"start": 8374.98, "end": 8376.68, "text": " She definitely didn't mention this."}, {"start": 8378.08, "end": 8397.84, "text": " Anybody else recognize the neighborhood and house?"}, {"start": 8397.84, "end": 8403.68, "text": " We have played so many horror games that took place in this neighborhood and house."}, {"start": 8403.68, "end": 8413.68, "text": " That's the house. This is the neighborhood."}, {"start": 8413.68, "end": 8442.0, "text": " I guess Rachel lives here now."}, {"start": 8442.0, "end": 8445.6, "text": " the creepy dude started following us last night while we were driving but he"}, {"start": 8445.6, "end": 8450.12, "text": " just randomly stopped and we made it through the night and we got to Rachel's"}, {"start": 8450.12, "end": 8457.12, "text": " house now which is good life. Oh it's gonna leave the car running Emily no"}, {"start": 8457.12, "end": 8461.6, "text": " wonder you'd be running out of gas. We just leaving the car running?"}, {"start": 8463.12, "end": 8468.52, "text": " She's probably asleep. I'm not knocking at this hour. Well what are we gonna do"}, {"start": 8468.52, "end": 8469.6, "text": " Emily, we're going to go in."}, {"start": 8474.0, "end": 8477.32, "text": " Looking back, the whole thing still makes my skin crawl."}, {"start": 8477.32, "end": 8477.960000000001, "text": " What does?"}, {"start": 8481.68, "end": 8483.24, "text": " We're not going to close the door when we come in."}, {"start": 8483.24, "end": 8484.880000000001, "text": " Emily, that is so disrespectful."}, {"start": 8484.880000000001, "end": 8486.04, "text": " This isn't even our house."}, {"start": 8489.92, "end": 8490.640000000001, "text": " Where's Sarah?"}, {"start": 8495.24, "end": 8496.04, "text": " What was her name?"}, {"start": 8496.04, "end": 8496.54, "text": " Sarah?"}, {"start": 8496.54, "end": 8497.54, "text": " What was her name?"}, {"start": 8498.52, "end": 8505.52, "text": " Let me run upstairs to pee real quick, and then I'll get my bags."}, {"start": 8505.52, "end": 8506.52, "text": " Rachel."}, {"start": 8506.52, "end": 8511.28, "text": " Why would we not at least knock and be like, yo, Rachel, I'm here."}, {"start": 8511.28, "end": 8516.28, "text": " You could go back to sleep, though."}, {"start": 8516.28, "end": 8525.720000000001, "text": " Wait, there's, I can't open none of these doors."}, {"start": 8525.720000000001, "end": 8526.720000000001, "text": " What you mean?"}, {"start": 8556.72, "end": 8568.699999999999, "text": " 80% confident it's crap myself now I make that 90% Lord have mercy what are we"}, {"start": 8568.699999999999, "end": 8576.439999999999, "text": " doing there is no way you're awake at 6 30 in the morning waiting on me to pull"}, {"start": 8576.44, "end": 8587.68, "text": " up so you can jump scare me Emily you scared me I should be the one to tell"}, {"start": 8587.68, "end": 8592.44, "text": " you that you were standing right behind the door I wasn't standing I was"}, {"start": 8592.44, "end": 8599.560000000001, "text": " literally brushing my teeth why are you here so early I drove through the night"}, {"start": 8599.56, "end": 8608.32, "text": " I got here a few minutes ago and didn't want to wake you so you decided to give"}, {"start": 8608.32, "end": 8617.439999999999, "text": " me a jump scare. Hey I just wanted to pee after a six hour drive. Fags. See I"}, {"start": 8617.439999999999, "end": 8622.8, "text": " feel like we jump scared her. No she jumped scared us."}, {"start": 8622.8, "end": 8628.4, "text": " Yeah, and I'm lucky I didn't punch you out of pure panic."}, {"start": 8628.4, "end": 8630.72, "text": " Hey, don't be threatened to punch me, Rachel."}, {"start": 8630.72, "end": 8635.279999999999, "text": " You can relax a little bit."}, {"start": 8635.279999999999, "end": 8636.279999999999, "text": " Look up."}, {"start": 8636.279999999999, "end": 8637.279999999999, "text": " You think if I could, I would?"}, {"start": 8637.279999999999, "end": 8639.279999999999, "text": " You think I had the..."}, {"start": 8639.279999999999, "end": 8648.4, "text": " Bro said, look up, bro, in all caps, like I wouldn't have done that already."}, {"start": 8648.4, "end": 8651.199999999999, "text": " Anyways, I'm exhausted."}, {"start": 8651.199999999999, "end": 8652.199999999999, "text": " I'm going to go crash."}, {"start": 8652.2, "end": 8658.68, "text": " room I use it again? Your rooms just to the left of this bathroom, first door on"}, {"start": 8658.68, "end": 8663.880000000001, "text": " the right after the stairs. Thanks, I'm gonna use the toilet first. I need to pee so bad."}, {"start": 8671.320000000002, "end": 8674.76, "text": " I fell asleep really hard at Rachel's house because the six hour drive there"}, {"start": 8674.76, "end": 8684.12, "text": " completely exhausted me. When I woke up around 5 p.m. all that sleep schedule is cooked. Oh my"}, {"start": 8684.12, "end": 8692.12, "text": " goodness. That sleep schedule is cooked. It was already getting dark outside. I was really confused"}, {"start": 8692.12, "end": 8694.12, "text": " How long I've been out"}, {"start": 8696.12, "end": 8699.320000000002, "text": " Yeah, Emily you don't ruin your whole sleep schedule this is"}, {"start": 8712.04, "end": 8715.54, "text": " Rachel what are you what are you doing Rachel?"}, {"start": 8720.0, "end": 8722.0, "text": " Rachel what are you doing in my room?"}, {"start": 8722.12, "end": 8723.12, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 8726.12, "end": 8728.12, "text": " Case with the TN, thank you."}, {"start": 8730.12, "end": 8732.12, "text": " I was about to wake you up"}, {"start": 8732.12, "end": 8734.12, "text": " and see we could just believe her,"}, {"start": 8734.12, "end": 8737.12, "text": " but what are the odds she's just been sitting here staring at us?"}, {"start": 8743.12, "end": 8745.12, "text": " You scared me, I thought I was doing a treatment."}, {"start": 8747.12, "end": 8751.12, "text": " You've been sleeping so long I was starting to think the six hour drive knocked you out permanently."}, {"start": 8752.12, "end": 8754.12, "text": " So you came in here to finish the job."}, {"start": 8754.12, "end": 8756.12, "text": " You came in here to hit me over here with that chair."}, {"start": 8759.12, "end": 8760.12, "text": " Hey, that tribe was exhausted."}, {"start": 8760.12, "end": 8762.12, "text": " I barely remember putting my bag down."}, {"start": 8763.12, "end": 8764.12, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 8764.12, "end": 8766.12, "text": " You passed out the second you hit the bed."}, {"start": 8767.12, "end": 8768.12, "text": " What time is it?"}, {"start": 8769.12, "end": 8771.12, "text": " The evening like almost sunset evening."}, {"start": 8772.12, "end": 8773.12, "text": " Oh, yeah, okay."}, {"start": 8773.12, "end": 8774.12, "text": " That checks out."}, {"start": 8776.12, "end": 8777.12, "text": " Come on, sleep."}, {"start": 8777.12, "end": 8779.12, "text": " I promise I'd take you to my favorite burger place."}, {"start": 8780.12, "end": 8781.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8782.12, "end": 8784.12, "text": " I guess I am awake now."}, {"start": 8784.12, "end": 8790.12, "text": " Chaddy, anybody else getting bad vibes coming from Rachel right here?"}, {"start": 8790.12, "end": 8793.12, "text": " Let's be real."}, {"start": 8793.12, "end": 8799.12, "text": " I'm getting some bad vibes coming from Rachel right now."}, {"start": 8799.12, "end": 8803.12, "text": " Get changed before you fall back to sleep."}, {"start": 8803.12, "end": 8814.12, "text": " That's a pretty nice town you live in Rachel not gonna lie."}, {"start": 8814.12, "end": 8824.12, "text": " Why are we driving so slow?"}, {"start": 8824.12, "end": 8829.12, "text": " Hey, can you keep your eyes on the road Rachel relax?"}, {"start": 8829.12, "end": 8831.12, "text": " I mean there's nobody here but still."}, {"start": 8831.12, "end": 8837.12, "text": " You know, I'm gonna tell you something, I'm still kind of shaking, you sound scared, what's wrong?"}, {"start": 8837.12, "end": 8842.12, "text": " I was stalked by a total creep on my way to you."}, {"start": 8842.12, "end": 8849.12, "text": " My car ran out of gas, home's some dead bro, I had to walk to a gas station and I'm assuming he followed me from there."}, {"start": 8849.12, "end": 8853.12, "text": " Did he say something? What happened?"}, {"start": 8853.12, "end": 8857.12, "text": " It started out, it started, huh?"}, {"start": 8857.12, "end": 8862.36, "text": " It started out saying okay. What? Oh it started out sounding okay"}, {"start": 8862.36, "end": 8867.52, "text": " I guess kind of normal. He pulled up slowly. Are you doing all this without looking at the road by the way Rachel?"}, {"start": 8867.52, "end": 8869.52, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 8873.560000000001, "end": 8878.140000000001, "text": " He would say he could help me with anything but his eyes. Let's just say he wasn't exactly charming"}, {"start": 8880.6, "end": 8884.52, "text": " Look you're here with me now. That's all that matters. I got you. I'll protect you at all costs"}, {"start": 8884.52, "end": 8886.52, "text": " I'm gonna leave that Rachel"}, {"start": 8887.12, "end": 8891.240000000002, "text": " Okay, look this is the burger joint I told you about we need comfort food for this story"}, {"start": 8893.240000000002, "end": 8896.320000000002, "text": " Next time just call her at least text. I would have met you halfway"}, {"start": 8900.68, "end": 8904.2, "text": " I still don't like how she was just staring at us when we woke up"}, {"start": 8907.84, "end": 8910.300000000001, "text": " My recognizes lay out immediately though"}, {"start": 8913.0, "end": 8915.94, "text": " That's kind of bad ain't it I don't recognize all these layouts"}, {"start": 8917.12, "end": 8930.800000000001, "text": " Oh, Rachel, we couldn't have sat like not right beside somebody."}, {"start": 8930.800000000001, "end": 8942.84, "text": " Yo, this is kind of, this is kind of awkward in here."}, {"start": 8942.84, "end": 8949.84, "text": " the goober from the gas station works here too? Are you kidding me? Bro's got two jobs!"}, {"start": 8962.84, "end": 8966.84, "text": " Okay, yeah, Chas, something ain't right in this town, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 8966.84, "end": 8973.84, "text": " something is not right in this"}, {"start": 8973.84, "end": 8981.84, "text": " town here picnic tables to"}, {"start": 8981.84, "end": 8985.84, "text": " so what we're going to get"}, {"start": 8985.84, "end": 8990.84, "text": " so the gas station you said"}, {"start": 8990.84, "end": 8997.84, "text": " That's him."}, {"start": 8997.84, "end": 9020.76, "text": " So the gas station said there was a guy, when I left he pulled out right after me, drove"}, {"start": 9020.76, "end": 9027.960000000001, "text": " snow like really slow stayed behind it the whole time yeah Rachel he's in here how long couple"}, {"start": 9027.960000000001, "end": 9034.36, "text": " of blocks maybe more he kept honking not angry just trying to get me to look that's creepy at some"}, {"start": 9034.36, "end": 9038.2, "text": " point he finally spent off but it didn't feel like he gave up it felt like he decided to stop"}, {"start": 9038.84, "end": 9040.36, "text": " just tell her that he's in here"}, {"start": 9044.2, "end": 9048.92, "text": " Emily you should have called me I know hey I really needed to need the toilet if they"}, {"start": 9048.92, "end": 9051.28, "text": " They call our number, can you grab the food?"}, {"start": 9051.28, "end": 9053.0, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 9053.0, "end": 9054.28, "text": " Thanks, I'll be right back."}, {"start": 9060.68, "end": 9062.32, "text": " Dog, it's literally him."}, {"start": 9075.04, "end": 9076.84, "text": " How this, oh no."}, {"start": 9078.92, "end": 9087.36, "text": " Okay for a second I thought it was gonna be like he was gonna be in here no"}, {"start": 9087.36, "end": 9092.68, "text": " hand washes diabolical Emily just saying"}, {"start": 9108.92, "end": 9116.8, "text": " You know, Rachel, me and you going to have a problem."}, {"start": 9116.8, "end": 9123.52, "text": " Whoa, you scared me."}, {"start": 9123.52, "end": 9124.52, "text": " You scared me too."}, {"start": 9124.52, "end": 9125.52, "text": " I didn't expect anyone there."}, {"start": 9125.52, "end": 9127.72, "text": " What do you mean you didn't expect me?"}, {"start": 9127.72, "end": 9131.960000000001, "text": " You knew I went to the bathroom."}, {"start": 9131.960000000001, "end": 9134.08, "text": " I thought I was alone."}, {"start": 9134.08, "end": 9135.08, "text": " Same here."}, {"start": 9135.08, "end": 9136.08, "text": " I was just checking on you."}, {"start": 9136.08, "end": 9137.08, "text": " You were in there forever."}, {"start": 9137.08, "end": 9138.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9138.44, "end": 9140.68, "text": " Let's go eat for the burgers get cold. Yeah"}, {"start": 9142.52, "end": 9145.48, "text": " What do you mean you didn't expect anyone to be there"}, {"start": 9147.32, "end": 9151.88, "text": " Lord have mercy how long was I in the bathroom? It's dark"}, {"start": 9153.16, "end": 9157.56, "text": " Where is the car that we pulled up in at? Oh, it's over"}, {"start": 9164.68, "end": 9167.32, "text": " Yo Rachel there's not even any burgers here. What do you mean?"}, {"start": 9168.08, "end": 9174.08, "text": " We ate and came back from the burger place and slept around 8 or 9 p.m."}, {"start": 9174.08, "end": 9181.08, "text": " But I woke up at around 12 a.m. because a car pulled in and the engine was way too loud for this hour."}, {"start": 9181.08, "end": 9186.08, "text": " Yep, here it is. Nobody comes here at this hour."}, {"start": 9186.08, "end": 9189.08, "text": " I got up and checked from the window to see who it was."}, {"start": 9189.08, "end": 9192.08, "text": " Well, we already know who it's going to be."}, {"start": 9192.08, "end": 9195.08, "text": " Hey, we already know, Chad."}, {"start": 9195.08, "end": 9214.44, "text": " that. That's him. That's him. How did he track me all the way to this town when he stopped"}, {"start": 9214.44, "end": 9225.78, "text": " the last time. Where's Rachel? Rachel? No covers is diabolical with the high heels on. It's"}, {"start": 9225.78, "end": 9252.78, "text": " Crazy. Rachel, wake up. Rachel, wake up. Rachel, you got to get Rachel, you got to get up if she did."}, {"start": 9252.78, "end": 9257.78, "text": " Oh, it is so over."}, {"start": 9257.78, "end": 9263.78, "text": " Oh, it is so over."}, {"start": 9263.78, "end": 9268.78, "text": " What was that glass breaking?"}, {"start": 9268.78, "end": 9275.78, "text": " I can't tell if he's still in the car or not."}, {"start": 9275.78, "end": 9286.78, "text": " Something feels wrong. Checking that sound now is dangerous. I should go back and hide in my room."}, {"start": 9286.78, "end": 9291.78, "text": " Everything's been destroyed downstairs, bruh."}, {"start": 9291.78, "end": 9296.78, "text": " Oh, we are cooked beyond belief."}, {"start": 9305.78, "end": 9315.78, "text": " Why would Amelie not be able to do that?"}, {"start": 9315.78, "end": 9326.78, "text": " Why would Amelie not be able to do that?"}, {"start": 9326.78, "end": 9333.78, "text": " Why would Emily not?"}, {"start": 9333.78, "end": 9338.78, "text": " I can't hide."}, {"start": 9338.78, "end": 9341.78, "text": " Why would we not go out of our way to wake her up?"}, {"start": 9341.78, "end": 9346.78, "text": " We just got her killed."}, {"start": 9356.78, "end": 9359.78, "text": " There's nowhere to get out at!"}, {"start": 9386.78, "end": 9399.980000000001, "text": " I knew she was out. I knew she was in on it. Where am I? Hey, you okay? You kind of passed"}, {"start": 9399.980000000001, "end": 9407.720000000001, "text": " out for a second. Rachel, you were here? Yeah, I was just waiting to make sure you didn't"}, {"start": 9407.72, "end": 9416.96, "text": " get hurt wait what I thought I was being followed hey look at me you're safe"}, {"start": 9416.96, "end": 9422.359999999999, "text": " you're here thanks I feel a little dizzy come on let's get you something you need"}, {"start": 9422.359999999999, "end": 9431.96, "text": " to sit down wait what did we pass out in the restaurant bathroom and that all"}, {"start": 9431.960000000001, "end": 9439.000000000002, "text": " the rest of that was oh what"}, {"start": 9444.480000000001, "end": 9448.400000000001, "text": " y'all if you're passing out in the bathroom you need to you need to go"}, {"start": 9448.400000000001, "end": 9455.52, "text": " home we go to sleep like now he's still there too so that part wasn't a dream"}, {"start": 9455.52, "end": 9459.52, "text": " This is bad. He's still there. Bruh."}, {"start": 9464.52, "end": 9469.52, "text": " I ain't even in the mood. I'm not gonna lie. Rachel, I don't need you. I'm gonna be real with you. Yeah."}, {"start": 9472.52, "end": 9474.52, "text": " You okay now? You scared me back there."}, {"start": 9476.52, "end": 9479.52, "text": " Yeah, I'm fine. Probably just low blood sugar or something."}, {"start": 9480.52, "end": 9483.52, "text": " You were out longer than you think. That's not nothing."}, {"start": 9483.52, "end": 9489.44, "text": " I know I've just been tired lately, tired doesn't usually drop you like that, it didn't"}, {"start": 9489.44, "end": 9493.24, "text": " for me either until it did."}, {"start": 9493.24, "end": 9495.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9495.68, "end": 9501.16, "text": " That's not comforting, I'm not trying to scare you, I just know the signs when I see them."}, {"start": 9501.16, "end": 9504.12, "text": " Signs of what?"}, {"start": 9504.12, "end": 9507.32, "text": " I keep waking up in the middle of the night."}, {"start": 9507.32, "end": 9508.32, "text": " Nightmares again?"}, {"start": 9508.32, "end": 9512.32, "text": " Yeah, actually, I had one while I passed out the creep the guy I told you about"}, {"start": 9513.32, "end": 9518.32, "text": " The one who's been following you. Yeah, I was sure he was in your house. I couldn't move. I couldn't scream"}, {"start": 9521.32, "end": 9524.32, "text": " Hey, it's okay. You're safe. I'm not letting anything happen to you keep saying that up"}, {"start": 9524.32, "end": 9540.32, "text": " that up. Oh my goodness, we'll see in court. That is a logo on that sauce packet right there."}, {"start": 9540.32, "end": 9552.0, "text": " Yep. Yep, that is a logo on that sauce packet right there. We will see you in court. This"}, {"start": 9552.0, "end": 9555.82, "text": " This restaurant is stealing sauces from Mickey D's and selling them in here."}, {"start": 9555.82, "end": 9558.82, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 9558.82, "end": 9567.5, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9567.5, "end": 9571.98, "text": " Plain as day."}, {"start": 9571.98, "end": 9573.48, "text": " Thanks Rachel."}, {"start": 9573.48, "end": 9577.14, "text": " Don't disappear on me again, okay?"}, {"start": 9577.14, "end": 9578.14, "text": " I won't, I promise."}, {"start": 9578.14, "end": 9581.54, "text": " You could eat the burgers when they get cold, I don't want you skipping meals on"}, {"start": 9581.54, "end": 9588.660000000002, "text": " my watch. Okay, Rachel, thank you. I woke up around 12 30 am. Oh, no, it's like the dream"}, {"start": 9588.660000000002, "end": 9598.740000000002, "text": " again. Because I was really thirsty and still half asleep. So I went downstairs to get some"}, {"start": 9598.740000000002, "end": 9605.900000000001, "text": " water. Yeah, here's how it happens in the dream. She woke up at like midnight to get"}, {"start": 9605.9, "end": 9607.359999999999, "text": " This is not good, Jack."}, {"start": 9609.359999999999, "end": 9610.82, "text": " This is not good."}, {"start": 9617.9, "end": 9620.1, "text": " Okay, there's no car out there this time."}, {"start": 9622.58, "end": 9624.539999999999, "text": " Wow, we're moving slow this Christmas."}, {"start": 9630.3, "end": 9632.74, "text": " Dude, she is so creepy, bro."}, {"start": 9632.74, "end": 9639.74, "text": " Why is she up this late?"}, {"start": 9639.74, "end": 9646.74, "text": " Why is Rachel still up?"}, {"start": 9646.74, "end": 9652.74, "text": " It's already so late."}, {"start": 9652.74, "end": 9659.74, "text": " Dude, that is creepy!"}, {"start": 9659.74, "end": 9676.74, "text": " What's going on in here Rachel what are you doing it's nothing go back upstairs"}, {"start": 9676.74, "end": 9683.74, "text": " Don't lie to me. You said you quitted drugs. Quitted."}, {"start": 9694.26, "end": 9701.26, "text": " She quitted them. Yo. Dude, that neck action is insane, by the way."}, {"start": 9706.74, "end": 9713.74, "text": " Just give him a little chilly on the close door."}, {"start": 9713.74, "end": 9722.74, "text": " See, you quit it drugs, Dad."}, {"start": 9722.74, "end": 9731.74, "text": " Dad, did you quit it drugs?"}, {"start": 9731.74, "end": 9733.74, "text": " Did you quit drugs?"}, {"start": 9737.42, "end": 9740.619999999999, "text": " Poster's crazy that neck action is wild dude"}, {"start": 9742.42, "end": 9744.42, "text": " Got some giraffe action going"}, {"start": 9746.46, "end": 9748.46, "text": " Don't start that you don't get it"}, {"start": 9748.98, "end": 9751.66, "text": " They held me understand right so you told me you were clean"}, {"start": 9752.9, "end": 9754.9, "text": " You think it's that easy"}, {"start": 9755.58, "end": 9760.22, "text": " You could have told me what for so you'd look at me with those judging eyes"}, {"start": 9761.74, "end": 9765.74, "text": " I just wanted my friend back. She's not coming back."}, {"start": 9769.74, "end": 9772.74, "text": " I couldn't sleep that night. Wait, what?"}, {"start": 9774.74, "end": 9779.74, "text": " I just kept worrying about Rachel and her drug problem. That's a crazy sentence."}, {"start": 9780.74, "end": 9787.74, "text": " I couldn't get her out of my head. After tossing and turning for a while, I finally got up and decided to go check on her."}, {"start": 9787.74, "end": 9793.02, "text": " We should just stay in bed, bro. She's going bro. She don't want to stab in us"}, {"start": 9798.9, "end": 9800.92, "text": " It's not Rachel imagine"}, {"start": 9802.86, "end": 9804.86, "text": " Is she still down here"}, {"start": 9807.02, "end": 9809.02, "text": " Rachel"}, {"start": 9809.02, "end": 9825.02, "text": " Maybe she went to the garage. Why would she be in the garage?"}, {"start": 9825.02, "end": 9827.02, "text": " It's all..."}, {"start": 9834.02, "end": 9836.02, "text": " What is she doing?"}, {"start": 9848.02, "end": 9852.02, "text": " Maybe the backyard? I already was there. She's in the backyard."}, {"start": 9855.02, "end": 9859.12, "text": " Bro, what is she doing?"}, {"start": 9859.12, "end": 9869.460000000001, "text": " Bro, she's creeping me out, dawg."}, {"start": 9869.460000000001, "end": 9873.5, "text": " I do not want to go out here."}, {"start": 9873.5, "end": 9874.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 9874.5, "end": 9875.5, "text": " Rachel?"}, {"start": 9875.5, "end": 9888.5, "text": " Even worse than the creepy guy, Faggs."}, {"start": 9888.5, "end": 9898.5, "text": " Rachel, does she have a knife in her hand?"}, {"start": 9898.5, "end": 9901.5, "text": " She has a knife."}, {"start": 9901.5, "end": 9905.5, "text": " Dog, she has a knife."}, {"start": 9909.5, "end": 9913.5, "text": " Rachel, what are you doing out here?"}, {"start": 9913.5, "end": 9918.5, "text": " I couldn't sleep, the noise won't stop."}, {"start": 9918.5, "end": 9923.5, "text": " What noise? It's quiet. What's that in your hand?"}, {"start": 9931.5, "end": 9945.58, "text": " I was going to make it stop for good Rachel please put the knife down we can talk I tried"}, {"start": 9945.58, "end": 9954.26, "text": " Emily I really tried but then I saw you and it started again what started you always say"}, {"start": 9954.26, "end": 9961.1, "text": " that you're scaring me like I'm the problem I didn't mean no you never mean it you just"}, {"start": 9961.1, "end": 9969.880000000001, "text": " show up acting like you care and it gets louder every time what louder Rachel I"}, {"start": 9969.880000000001, "end": 9976.94, "text": " don't hear anything because it doesn't talk to you it talks to me all night"}, {"start": 9976.94, "end": 9984.66, "text": " every night until I can't think until I can't breathe Rachel stop you need"}, {"start": 9984.66, "end": 9990.94, "text": " help. I needed peace, but you wouldn't let me have it. If I can't make it stop,"}, {"start": 9990.94, "end": 9992.18, "text": " maybe I can stop you."}, {"start": 10002.26, "end": 10003.34, "text": " So fight."}, {"start": 10014.66, "end": 10021.66, "text": " Why did she do it?"}, {"start": 10033.46, "end": 10040.46, "text": " Imagine the plot twist. The creepy dude is the one that saves us."}, {"start": 10164.66, "end": 10167.46, "text": " You left the keys upstairs, Emily. Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 10169.46, "end": 10171.16, "text": " What is that running?"}, {"start": 10171.66, "end": 10172.16, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 10194.66, "end": 10196.98, "text": " Rachel?"}, {"start": 10196.98, "end": 10199.42, "text": " She didn't just collapse randomly."}, {"start": 10199.42, "end": 10201.66, "text": " She fell while trying to hurt me."}, {"start": 10201.66, "end": 10204.26, "text": " One minute she was completely out of control."}, {"start": 10204.26, "end": 10205.86, "text": " Same things that didn't make sense."}, {"start": 10205.86, "end": 10207.26, "text": " In the next, she was on the floor."}, {"start": 10207.26, "end": 10209.66, "text": " I called for help and rushed her to the hospital."}, {"start": 10209.66, "end": 10212.66, "text": " Doctors later said it was a drug overdose."}, {"start": 10212.66, "end": 10216.26, "text": " They told me her suicidal episode wasn't actually from depression,"}, {"start": 10216.26, "end": 10218.26, "text": " but from the drugs messing with her head"}, {"start": 10218.26, "end": 10220.66, "text": " so badly that she wasn't herself."}, {"start": 10220.66, "end": 10223.66, "text": " Basically, she was in the hospital."}, {"start": 10223.66, "end": 10228.66, "text": " Basically her mind redirected the danger away from herself and toward me."}, {"start": 10228.66, "end": 10232.66, "text": " She's stable now in an addiction recovery program."}, {"start": 10232.66, "end": 10235.66, "text": " Well, that's good."}, {"start": 10235.66, "end": 10241.66, "text": " A happy ending so the creepy guy wasn't the threat the whole time."}, {"start": 10241.66, "end": 10245.66, "text": " Even now it's still crazy to think about the whole thing."}, {"start": 10245.66, "end": 10251.66, "text": " I was really close to Rachel and I know some of what she went through growing up."}, {"start": 10251.66, "end": 10254.38, "text": " So I guess life just never showed her much mercy."}, {"start": 10256.88, "end": 10260.0, "text": " That was actually a good game. That was a free game too by the way."}, {"start": 10268.64, "end": 10271.28, "text": " That was actually a really good game. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 10276.119999999999, "end": 10278.36, "text": " Dare I say game of the year?"}, {"start": 10281.66, "end": 10286.66, "text": " Dare I say game of the year."}, {"start": 10286.66, "end": 10294.1, "text": " Got to do one more than Redfield's Reynolds."}, {"start": 10294.1, "end": 10296.66, "text": " We got to do one more than Redfield's Reynolds, right?"}, {"start": 10296.66, "end": 10297.66, "text": " Got to."}, {"start": 10297.66, "end": 10307.66, "text": " Dog, I forgot to put that shirt in the dryer."}, {"start": 10307.66, "end": 10317.66, "text": " You think it's feel good?"}, {"start": 10317.66, "end": 10329.44, "text": " Because there was other stuff in there with it too."}, {"start": 10329.44, "end": 10333.34, "text": " This game looks like it's going to be Cinema 2."}, {"start": 10333.34, "end": 10334.34, "text": " Do it now."}, {"start": 10334.34, "end": 10335.34, "text": " Give me like three minutes."}, {"start": 10335.34, "end": 10337.94, "text": " Y'all better be acting fool while I go put this shirt in the drawer."}, {"start": 10337.94, "end": 10338.94, "text": " You hear me?"}, {"start": 10340.14, "end": 10341.14, "text": " Cut out!"}, {"start": 10605.34, "end": 10630.34, "text": " I think it's safe."}, {"start": 10630.34, "end": 10633.44, "text": " I think the shirt has been saved, Jack."}, {"start": 10634.94, "end": 10635.94, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 10641.44, "end": 10643.54, "text": " The shirt has been saved."}, {"start": 10644.94, "end": 10647.34, "text": " Y'all weren't acting stupid while I was gone, was you?"}, {"start": 10653.14, "end": 10654.54, "text": " Was y'all acting stupid"}, {"start": 10656.34, "end": 10657.54, "text": " while I was gone?"}, {"start": 10660.34, "end": 10667.34, "text": " No. What do you mean? Oh, while I was at the start of stream type, what if you were here?"}, {"start": 10667.34, "end": 10672.34, "text": " I spilled some game or something on one of my favorite shirts and it stained it."}, {"start": 10672.34, "end": 10676.34, "text": " So I put it in the washing machine and I forgot to swap it over till just now."}, {"start": 10676.34, "end": 10680.34, "text": " Name of this game is..."}, {"start": 10680.34, "end": 10684.34, "text": " Simon's Shift."}, {"start": 10684.34, "end": 10688.34, "text": " Simon's Shift."}, {"start": 10688.34, "end": 10697.64, "text": " Lock in. Type one if your name is Simon. Type two if your name's not Simon. Pre-fire the"}, {"start": 10697.64, "end": 10703.82, "text": " sensitivity, something like that right there. Why not? Lock in. Chapter one,"}, {"start": 10703.82, "end": 10713.82, "text": " chapter two coming soon. Simon shit. March 3rd 1 a.m. Oh it's late night okay."}, {"start": 10713.82, "end": 10720.06, "text": " Simon why are we sleeping fully dressed with shoes on khakis button-up shirt"}, {"start": 10720.06, "end": 10723.82, "text": " Simon what's going on here"}, {"start": 10724.22, "end": 10729.779999999999, "text": " oh we're not Simon Simon calling me never mind"}, {"start": 10732.34, "end": 10741.1, "text": " hello yo bro it's Simon okay why are you calling me while I'm sleep"}, {"start": 10741.76, "end": 10743.76, "text": " Simon"}, {"start": 10744.380000000001, "end": 10746.380000000001, "text": " What do you want now"}, {"start": 10747.94, "end": 10750.880000000001, "text": " Man I need you to come to my workplace now"}, {"start": 10752.54, "end": 10756.18, "text": " Immediately you got me messed up Simon you done lost your mind I"}, {"start": 10758.62, "end": 10762.54, "text": " Need help and you're the only one I can call"}, {"start": 10764.140000000001, "end": 10768.08, "text": " Okay, bro. I'm coming. Thanks, man. You're the you're a real one"}, {"start": 10768.08, "end": 10775.72, "text": " While we are a real one for that, middle of the night, asleep, and our friends calling us,"}, {"start": 10775.72, "end": 10781.16, "text": " tell them I've come to my workplace, I need help, we are a W man's for real."}, {"start": 10781.16, "end": 10783.92, "text": " You'll happy birthday, Yazzil, thank you."}, {"start": 10783.92, "end": 10788.2, "text": " Get inside and find Simon."}, {"start": 10788.2, "end": 10791.16, "text": " Shall I pre-fire the sensitivity too much?"}, {"start": 10791.16, "end": 10792.8, "text": " I did not turn it down that much, did I?"}, {"start": 10792.8, "end": 10796.24, "text": " There it is, perfect."}, {"start": 10796.24, "end": 10804.56, "text": " All right, let's see what Simon needs."}, {"start": 10804.56, "end": 10805.56, "text": " Where does Simon work at?"}, {"start": 10805.56, "end": 10806.56, "text": " A doctor's office?"}, {"start": 10806.56, "end": 10811.119999999999, "text": " Is that Simon?"}, {"start": 10811.119999999999, "end": 10812.119999999999, "text": " This is Simon."}, {"start": 10812.119999999999, "end": 10815.199999999999, "text": " Oh, there you are."}, {"start": 10815.199999999999, "end": 10817.6, "text": " What's going on here, Simon?"}, {"start": 10817.6, "end": 10820.32, "text": " I'm so glad you came."}, {"start": 10820.32, "end": 10823.28, "text": " I promise I won't keep you here for long."}, {"start": 10823.28, "end": 10826.199999999999, "text": " What could you possibly need, waking me up in the middle of"}, {"start": 10826.2, "end": 10831.300000000001, "text": " the night to come up to your workplace, Simon, like seriously. You don't look in"}, {"start": 10831.300000000001, "end": 10838.800000000001, "text": " no danger. Yeah, you sounded pretty urgent on the phone. What's going on?"}, {"start": 10839.880000000001, "end": 10843.6, "text": " Nothing serious. I just have to step out for a bit and take care of something."}, {"start": 10843.6, "end": 10857.24, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 10857.24, "end": 10864.76, "text": " You called me out of my sleep in the middle of the night to come over here in what cover"}, {"start": 10864.76, "end": 10866.24, "text": " for you?"}, {"start": 10866.24, "end": 10871.08, "text": " Why, you gotta step out and do something."}, {"start": 10871.08, "end": 10875.08, "text": " Shouldn't be more than a few minutes."}, {"start": 10875.08, "end": 10883.08, "text": " You dragged me all the way here just so I could babysit an empty building? That's literally exactly what I said, except less cool."}, {"start": 10883.08, "end": 10889.08, "text": " Not exactly, I just need someone to keep an eye on the security cameras while I'm gone."}, {"start": 10889.08, "end": 10895.08, "text": " You know, just in case someone tries to break in."}, {"start": 10895.08, "end": 10899.08, "text": " Is he serious?"}, {"start": 10899.08, "end": 10901.08, "text": " Break in."}, {"start": 10901.08, "end": 10903.08, "text": " That's a comforting thing to hear."}, {"start": 10903.08, "end": 10906.08, "text": " Five seconds after walking in."}, {"start": 10906.08, "end": 10909.08, "text": " Relax, it's probably nothing."}, {"start": 10909.08, "end": 10912.08, "text": " I just prefer not leaving the place completely unattended."}, {"start": 10912.08, "end": 10916.08, "text": " There's actually no way you could ever justify Columbia over here to do this."}, {"start": 10916.08, "end": 10918.08, "text": " This is ridiculous."}, {"start": 10918.08, "end": 10920.08, "text": " Right, probably nothing."}, {"start": 10920.08, "end": 10923.08, "text": " That sounds reassuring."}, {"start": 10923.08, "end": 10925.08, "text": " Look, the camera monitors are right over there."}, {"start": 10925.08, "end": 10927.08, "text": " Just stay here and watch them."}, {"start": 10927.08, "end": 10930.2, "text": " If anything weird shows up, you'll see it immediately"}, {"start": 10931.72, "end": 10934.36, "text": " Defined weird because that word can mean a lot of things"}, {"start": 10935.76, "end": 10937.76, "text": " Let's hope you won't have to find out"}, {"start": 10939.2, "end": 10945.68, "text": " You're really selling this job, you know that by the way is he paying me for this you better give me like $500 for this no joke"}, {"start": 10946.92, "end": 10952.34, "text": " What did he need to step out for you couldn't know you couldn't have like assorted that with your manager"}, {"start": 10957.08, "end": 10963.28, "text": " Oh, and if you get hungry there's a slice of pizza on the table in the storage room you said you're gonna be gone for a few minutes"}, {"start": 10963.28, "end": 10965.28, "text": " What a"}, {"start": 10968.02, "end": 10972.16, "text": " Single slice of pizza is payment. Wow Simon you really went all out"}, {"start": 10973.08, "end": 10975.92, "text": " Hey, it's a good slice. It better be"}, {"start": 10976.86, "end": 10979.36, "text": " Anyway, thanks again for doing this. I'll be back soon"}, {"start": 10980.16, "end": 10982.4, "text": " Just watch the cameras. I'll see you in a bit"}, {"start": 10983.12, "end": 10985.82, "text": " What does he have to go do? I don't understand"}, {"start": 10987.08, "end": 10989.78, "text": " What is so important that he has to go do?"}, {"start": 10992.4, "end": 10994.4, "text": " Yeah, don't close the door behind you or nothing"}, {"start": 10996.72, "end": 10998.72, "text": " Yo, L man's for real"}, {"start": 11000.12, "end": 11002.12, "text": " Look at camera one"}, {"start": 11003.32, "end": 11005.32, "text": " Look at camera two"}, {"start": 11006.56, "end": 11010.4, "text": " Look at camera three look at camera four"}, {"start": 11010.4, "end": 11015.4, "text": " So that's what Simon does all night."}, {"start": 11015.4, "end": 11017.4, "text": " I mean, it seems like a pretty chill job."}, {"start": 11017.4, "end": 11018.4, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 11018.4, "end": 11019.4, "text": " Don't you think, Jan?"}, {"start": 11019.4, "end": 11021.4, "text": " I mean, it's pretty chill."}, {"start": 11021.4, "end": 11024.4, "text": " Every night, interesting."}, {"start": 11024.4, "end": 11026.4, "text": " I'm kind of hungry."}, {"start": 11026.4, "end": 11030.4, "text": " And I've heard there's a pizza slice waiting for me."}, {"start": 11030.4, "end": 11032.4, "text": " I'm going to go check it out."}, {"start": 11032.4, "end": 11035.4, "text": " Chad, would you immediately leave at this exact circumstance"}, {"start": 11035.4, "end": 11036.4, "text": " if your friend did this?"}, {"start": 11036.4, "end": 11038.4, "text": " Like, there's no way you'd expect me to sit here"}, {"start": 11038.4, "end": 11046.32, "text": " your job for you. Like you couldn't have called off. That's ridiculous. Like I"}, {"start": 11046.32, "end": 11051.72, "text": " don't even work here. I'm pretty sure this is illegal. Wow, that's gonna be"}, {"start": 11051.72, "end": 11054.72, "text": " that's gonna be a good slice of pizza, huh? Just sitting out no cover, no"}, {"start": 11054.72, "end": 11062.0, "text": " nothing. Bathroom. Okay, what's this other room over here? I'm trying to get"}, {"start": 11062.0, "end": 11069.0, "text": " like used to the place. Yeah, no, I'm good on that. I'm good on that. Let me get this pizza."}, {"start": 11069.0, "end": 11071.0, "text": " I'm good on that. Let me get this pizza."}, {"start": 11086.0, "end": 11088.0, "text": " The power's off."}, {"start": 11089.0, "end": 11091.0, "text": " Good thing I brought my flashlight."}, {"start": 11093.0, "end": 11096.0, "text": " I should go and find the switch to turn it back on."}, {"start": 11096.0, "end": 11106.0, "text": " You got to be kidding me is Simon setting me up by the way. I think Simon is setting me up. I think this is actually a setup."}, {"start": 11106.0, "end": 11110.0, "text": " No joke I do."}, {"start": 11110.0, "end": 11117.0, "text": " Dude, I'm scared. What is that? Is that a pair of eyes?"}, {"start": 11117.0, "end": 11119.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11119.0, "end": 11127.0, "text": " Bro, where is the fuse box, man?"}, {"start": 11127.0, "end": 11130.0, "text": " Yours truly with the five."}, {"start": 11130.0, "end": 11137.32, "text": " Bro, you gotta be kidding me right now."}, {"start": 11137.32, "end": 11138.32, "text": " There it is, found it."}, {"start": 11138.32, "end": 11139.32, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 11139.32, "end": 11148.32, "text": " What are the odds that as soon as we take over his ship, form this happens?"}, {"start": 11148.32, "end": 11155.32, "text": " Alright, the power's back on. Do I go look at the monitors again?"}, {"start": 11161.64, "end": 11166.64, "text": " Why is my ejective steel turn on the power? I already did it."}, {"start": 11166.64, "end": 11171.64, "text": " Am I tripping?"}, {"start": 11171.64, "end": 11174.64, "text": " Do we got a baton or something? I don't know if we have any weapons. Probably not."}, {"start": 11178.32, "end": 11184.32, "text": " Okay, I just had to do it twice, I guess."}, {"start": 11184.32, "end": 11187.32, "text": " Alright, go back to the cameras now."}, {"start": 11187.32, "end": 11190.32, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11190.32, "end": 11196.32, "text": " We're so good, Chad."}, {"start": 11196.32, "end": 11198.32, "text": " We are so..."}, {"start": 11198.32, "end": 11201.32, "text": " Imagine, bro, imagine."}, {"start": 11201.32, "end": 11204.32, "text": " Simon's like killing somebody and hiding their body,"}, {"start": 11204.32, "end": 11206.32, "text": " and he's using us as an alibi to say,"}, {"start": 11206.32, "end": 11208.779999999999, "text": " I'll abide to say like no, I was at work the whole time."}, {"start": 11208.779999999999, "end": 11209.619999999999, "text": " Imagine."}, {"start": 11216.92, "end": 11217.92, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11218.98, "end": 11220.8, "text": " A machete box?"}, {"start": 11223.039999999999, "end": 11224.16, "text": " That wasn't there."}, {"start": 11225.9, "end": 11227.4, "text": " I should probably go and check it out."}, {"start": 11227.4, "end": 11230.4, "text": " No, we should not, we're not even getting paid."}, {"start": 11231.84, "end": 11234.36, "text": " We should not be going and checking it out."}, {"start": 11236.32, "end": 11246.08, "text": " It's not there unless it was around back is it still there on the camera?"}, {"start": 11246.08, "end": 11250.88, "text": " It's not even there no more bro."}, {"start": 11250.88, "end": 11257.88, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 11257.880000000001, "end": 11259.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, no. Uh-uh."}, {"start": 11262.68, "end": 11264.68, "text": " It's gone, man."}, {"start": 11267.640000000001, "end": 11269.960000000001, "text": " It's been a few minutes. Yeah, like, where is he at?"}, {"start": 11272.84, "end": 11277.960000000001, "text": " We're gonna go all the way out there, maybe. Yo, Mal with the TN, thank you."}, {"start": 11282.2, "end": 11286.920000000002, "text": " Whoa, that's weird. I swear I saw a package box standing right there."}, {"start": 11287.880000000001, "end": 11292.480000000001, "text": " I know it's late, but there's no way I'm tripping Chad. We ain't tripping y'all saw it too"}, {"start": 11294.720000000001, "end": 11299.76, "text": " Or maybe I am I'm too tired anyway, I gotta look at that camera again"}, {"start": 11302.44, "end": 11304.44, "text": " What's next butt naked"}, {"start": 11317.880000000001, "end": 11327.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11327.7, "end": 11328.7, "text": " You returned?"}, {"start": 11328.7, "end": 11329.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11329.7, "end": 11330.7, "text": " Already back?"}, {"start": 11330.7, "end": 11343.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, I told you that it won't take long."}, {"start": 11343.900000000001, "end": 11347.060000000001, "text": " Tell me, was there any problems?"}, {"start": 11347.06, "end": 11360.38, "text": " weird suspicious? Well, good. Thanks webroot for doxing me. Now you're free to go buddy."}, {"start": 11360.38, "end": 11367.9, "text": " I owe you a beer for this for sure my friend. Now you can go home and get some rest. Thank"}, {"start": 11367.9, "end": 11394.74, "text": " Thank you for tonight. See you soon. What did he do? What did he do? March 5th 147 AM."}, {"start": 11394.74, "end": 11399.24, "text": " How many days is that after? What was it the first day? March 3rd?"}, {"start": 11399.24, "end": 11409.24, "text": " Is he gonna call me again? No way he's doing it again at one in the morning."}, {"start": 11409.24, "end": 11416.24, "text": " There is- you immediately hang that up. You got me messed up."}, {"start": 11416.24, "end": 11421.74, "text": " Simon, it's almost 2 a.m. What do you want now?"}, {"start": 11421.74, "end": 11426.3, "text": " And yeah, can you please come here and watch the k-"}, {"start": 11426.3, "end": 11428.18, "text": " You got me all the way messed up."}, {"start": 11428.18, "end": 11430.18, "text": " You actually got me all the way messed up."}, {"start": 11430.18, "end": 11431.94, "text": " You better get off my phone right now."}, {"start": 11431.94, "end": 11434.78, "text": " You have legitimately lost your mind, like truly."}, {"start": 11434.78, "end": 11436.24, "text": " You have lost your mind."}, {"start": 11437.34, "end": 11440.42, "text": " What is this dude's, what is he doing?"}, {"start": 11441.9, "end": 11443.1, "text": " L Boss?"}, {"start": 11443.1, "end": 11445.22, "text": " No, he's not my boss."}, {"start": 11445.22, "end": 11447.5, "text": " This is just my friend that works somewhere"}, {"start": 11447.5, "end": 11448.74, "text": " that I don't even work."}, {"start": 11451.74, "end": 11458.74, "text": " like actually"}, {"start": 11466.26, "end": 11469.22, "text": " really urgent now"}, {"start": 11469.22, "end": 11472.5, "text": " I think your sister my wife is cheating on me"}, {"start": 11472.5, "end": 11479.5, "text": " wait what my sister is his wife"}, {"start": 11481.74, "end": 11482.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11482.74, "end": 11492.619999999999, "text": " There's only one way to find out."}, {"start": 11492.619999999999, "end": 11493.619999999999, "text": " What Nia?"}, {"start": 11493.619999999999, "end": 11494.78, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 11494.78, "end": 11500.619999999999, "text": " You've known her since our childhood."}, {"start": 11500.619999999999, "end": 11501.619999999999, "text": " She loves you."}, {"start": 11501.619999999999, "end": 11505.74, "text": " I'm sure she would never do that."}, {"start": 11505.74, "end": 11506.74, "text": " Just please."}, {"start": 11506.74, "end": 11507.74, "text": " Will you?"}, {"start": 11507.74, "end": 11508.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11509.52, "end": 11514.96, "text": " Will you okay fine, but be smart I'm coming"}, {"start": 11516.52, "end": 11518.52, "text": " So that's what he did"}, {"start": 11519.6, "end": 11521.6, "text": " The first night"}, {"start": 11521.76, "end": 11526.56, "text": " Maybe he didn't want to tell us exactly why the first night because it's our sister"}, {"start": 11528.199999999999, "end": 11531.18, "text": " So he went to I guess go see if she's cheating"}, {"start": 11532.74, "end": 11534.84, "text": " Without actually telling us what he went to go do"}, {"start": 11538.74, "end": 11550.619999999999, "text": " bro what wait this is crazy what's up simon"}, {"start": 11551.46, "end": 11560.18, "text": " okay I gotta hurry up I checked our location she's nearest she should be"}, {"start": 11560.18, "end": 11572.380000000001, "text": " home sleeping well I got bad news for you Simon if she's not at home sleeping"}, {"start": 11572.380000000001, "end": 11577.42, "text": " and it is 2 a.m. and you're at work I mean big dog"}, {"start": 11577.42, "end": 11586.62, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 11586.62, "end": 11588.54, "text": " But she's not."}, {"start": 11588.54, "end": 11592.460000000001, "text": " Maybe somebody stole her phone."}, {"start": 11592.460000000001, "end": 11597.86, "text": " Simon Shield is probably nothing."}, {"start": 11597.86, "end": 11607.34, "text": " Maybe she got hungry and went to eat."}, {"start": 11607.34, "end": 11614.54, "text": " two in the morning bro just saying anything that's crazy though his wife"}, {"start": 11614.54, "end": 11625.18, "text": " is our sister bro that's crazy I've prepared everything for her all food"}, {"start": 11625.18, "end": 11630.54, "text": " movies to watch"}, {"start": 11637.34, "end": 11646.34, "text": " You sound like a good guy though, you set her up with movies and food and stuff while she's at home while you're at work, I mean, at least you're putting into effort, Simon."}, {"start": 11646.34, "end": 11652.34, "text": " Maybe, I mean, look dude, it's 2 a.m., it's a nice night, it's about 50 something degrees."}, {"start": 11652.34, "end": 11656.34, "text": " Maybe she said, you know what, I can't sleep, I'm just walking around the block."}, {"start": 11656.34, "end": 11660.34, "text": " You know, I mean, people do stuff like that."}, {"start": 11660.34, "end": 11666.34, "text": " I mean, come on."}, {"start": 11666.34, "end": 11670.34, "text": " Just to make sure she never leaves that just to make sure she never leaves the house. Oh"}, {"start": 11671.34, "end": 11674.22, "text": " That's why you did it. Oh, that's kind of crazy Simon. I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 11676.74, "end": 11678.74, "text": " What"}, {"start": 11679.460000000001, "end": 11681.460000000001, "text": " I'll be right back"}, {"start": 11682.42, "end": 11684.42, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11684.78, "end": 11687.460000000001, "text": " Simon just chill"}, {"start": 11692.9, "end": 11695.42, "text": " Bro, that's your sister you're not gonna follow him"}, {"start": 11696.34, "end": 11706.34, "text": " Camera 2 is not working."}, {"start": 11706.34, "end": 11707.34, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 11707.34, "end": 11708.34, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 11708.34, "end": 11713.34, "text": " That's the camera monitoring the generator."}, {"start": 11713.34, "end": 11718.34, "text": " I should go over there and check it out."}, {"start": 11718.34, "end": 11721.34, "text": " Oh Lord."}, {"start": 11721.34, "end": 11725.34, "text": " Wait, what is Simon going to do?"}, {"start": 11725.34, "end": 11735.34, "text": " What is Simon going to do right now?"}, {"start": 11735.34, "end": 11741.7, "text": " Bro's going to kill your sisters."}, {"start": 11741.7, "end": 11746.26, "text": " He's trying to escape this madman and you're just watching cams."}, {"start": 11746.26, "end": 11747.26, "text": " Big dog."}, {"start": 11747.26, "end": 11750.98, "text": " It's not like I can break the code of the game and go be superhero right now."}, {"start": 11750.98, "end": 11754.26, "text": " I don't know what he's going to do."}, {"start": 11754.26, "end": 11764.26, "text": " Well, everything here seems fine."}, {"start": 11764.26, "end": 11770.4, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 11770.4, "end": 11771.4, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 11771.4, "end": 11778.24, "text": " I need to get back to the security room and call the police."}, {"start": 11778.24, "end": 11780.24, "text": " Did he just kill... did he just kill..."}, {"start": 11785.24, "end": 11787.24, "text": " Why's the front door standing open? Did I never close it?"}, {"start": 11793.24, "end": 11794.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11795.24, "end": 11797.24, "text": " Is that a human head?"}, {"start": 11798.24, "end": 11800.24, "text": " I need to call the police."}, {"start": 11803.24, "end": 11805.24, "text": " You gotta be kidding me!"}, {"start": 11805.24, "end": 11812.76, "text": " That's where the human head was we're gonna be walking through evidence we're"}, {"start": 11812.76, "end": 11829.119999999999, "text": " gonna get panned with the murder now I'm sorry Mike but you know she really"}, {"start": 11829.12, "end": 11840.480000000001, "text": " deserved it no tell me you're not talking about me oh don't be sad buddy"}, {"start": 11840.480000000001, "end": 11845.68, "text": " let's just say you'll be meeting her soon"}, {"start": 11859.12, "end": 11874.12, "text": " This is the checkpoint you gave me."}, {"start": 11874.12, "end": 11880.12, "text": " At least we know what happens now."}, {"start": 11880.12, "end": 11887.12, "text": " Where am I supposed to go to escape them?"}, {"start": 11887.12, "end": 11897.160000000002, "text": " Bro, was that not the creepiest run ever?"}, {"start": 11897.160000000002, "end": 11901.880000000001, "text": " Dog, that was creepy."}, {"start": 11901.880000000001, "end": 11913.960000000001, "text": " How am I supposed to escape from chat?"}, {"start": 11913.960000000001, "end": 11929.080000000002, "text": " The"}, {"start": 11929.08, "end": 11936.08, "text": " I'm gonna kill him."}, {"start": 11959.08, "end": 11976.44, "text": " Mia, my Mia, how could I let this happen to you?"}, {"start": 11976.44, "end": 11977.44, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11977.44, "end": 11978.44, "text": " A bunch of C4?"}, {"start": 11978.44, "end": 11979.44, "text": " Oh, Simon."}, {"start": 11979.44, "end": 11987.52, "text": " Oh, are we going to kill Simon?"}, {"start": 11987.52, "end": 11990.2, "text": " He looked really strange though."}, {"start": 11990.2, "end": 11993.44, "text": " Felt like he's demonically possessed."}, {"start": 11993.44, "end": 11996.44, "text": " Those C4 minds were definitely..."}, {"start": 11998.2, "end": 12001.44, "text": " We instantly went out and bought a whole bunch of C4."}, {"start": 12001.44, "end": 12004.44, "text": " Are we about to blow this dude to smithereens?"}, {"start": 12011.24, "end": 12014.24, "text": " Mia, my sister, I'm gonna avenge you."}, {"start": 12014.24, "end": 12025.6, "text": " you. How about we call the cops? Where did we get C4 from? Place the first mine in the van in the"}, {"start": 12025.6, "end": 12033.6, "text": " middle. Recap. Oh yeah, yeah, go ahead with an ad. So while y'all were in ads, Simon left to go check"}, {"start": 12034.56, "end": 12040.48, "text": " our sister, which is his wife who he thought she was cheating on him. So he cut her head off"}, {"start": 12040.48, "end": 12045.4, "text": " and then he came back here and he chased us and we got away and it made us mad"}, {"start": 12045.4, "end": 12048.96, "text": " because that's our sister he killed and now we're back in his place of work with"}, {"start": 12048.96, "end": 12055.4, "text": " a bunch of C4 we're about to blow him up. I feel like a bliky would have done the"}, {"start": 12055.4, "end": 12061.24, "text": " trick but hey might as well be sure I guess. Place the first mine on the"}, {"start": 12061.24, "end": 12077.24, "text": " I can't believe we took it here. Where did you get this C4 from? Where did we get C4?"}, {"start": 12077.24, "end": 12079.24, "text": " Simon messed with the wrong guy."}, {"start": 12081.08, "end": 12083.08, "text": " Where'd you get the C4? That's an unknown."}, {"start": 12100.6, "end": 12103.08, "text": " I had no idea he was gonna be there."}, {"start": 12103.08, "end": 12111.039999999999, "text": " here. Somebody said tick tock shop. Yeah bro, literally instantly left one on tick tock"}, {"start": 12111.039999999999, "end": 12129.52, "text": " shop and got some C4. Free open that door right there. That's so creepy. It makes me"}, {"start": 12129.52, "end": 12158.52, "text": " That was actually so good, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 12158.52, "end": 12165.220000000001, "text": " Wait, that was actually such a good game."}, {"start": 12165.220000000001, "end": 12170.52, "text": " We went easy two for two on horror games tonight, yo, what?"}, {"start": 12170.52, "end": 12176.04, "text": " Wait, yeah, we need a second episode of this."}, {"start": 12176.04, "end": 12177.24, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 12177.24, "end": 12179.16, "text": " We need a second episode of the first game."}, {"start": 12179.16, "end": 12182.960000000001, "text": " That was the easiest two for two horror night I've ever seen."}, {"start": 12182.960000000001, "end": 12186.640000000001, "text": " Both of those games were fire."}, {"start": 12186.64, "end": 12196.96, "text": " Yo chat tell me that wasn't goaded better than subliminal I mean yeah bro that"}, {"start": 12196.96, "end": 12206.199999999999, "text": " was good it had like a little uh it had like a little storyline and everything"}, {"start": 12206.199999999999, "end": 12215.359999999999, "text": " dare I say game of the year again I think so you know what time it is though"}, {"start": 12215.36, "end": 12222.24, "text": " time to make us some money. Time for another episode of Redfield's Rentals,"}, {"start": 12222.24, "end": 12229.480000000001, "text": " ladies and gentlemen. Lock in. Let's make us some money. Hopefully no rude"}, {"start": 12229.480000000001, "end": 12234.24, "text": " customers. Hopefully our another new employee doesn't try to quit. I want to"}, {"start": 12234.24, "end": 12236.72, "text": " call the cops rolling with the fight."}, {"start": 12236.72, "end": 12238.0, "text": " Thank you, Jack."}, {"start": 12238.0, "end": 12241.0, "text": " Lock it in!"}, {"start": 12241.0, "end": 12242.0, "text": " Lock it in!"}, {"start": 12264.24, "end": 12293.24, "text": " I understand some people."}, {"start": 12293.24, "end": 12304.28, "text": " Now, if you were not here last episode, y'all remember we had Paul as our employee that"}, {"start": 12304.28, "end": 12310.08, "text": " we replaced Patrick with because Patrick wanted to raise and he was talking crazy."}, {"start": 12310.08, "end": 12316.92, "text": " We fired Paul last episode because he threatened to call the cops on us because he saw us"}, {"start": 12316.92, "end": 12319.44, "text": " buying the bootleg movies out of the back alley."}, {"start": 12319.44, "end": 12325.560000000001, "text": " So he tried to blackmail us and say, yo, I'm going to call the cops on you and tell them"}, {"start": 12325.560000000001, "end": 12331.560000000001, "text": " that you're buying black market movies if you don't give me a $4 raise."}, {"start": 12331.560000000001, "end": 12333.12, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12333.12, "end": 12334.640000000001, "text": " So you know what happened?"}, {"start": 12334.640000000001, "end": 12340.480000000001, "text": " He technically quit, but he got fired."}, {"start": 12340.480000000001, "end": 12344.960000000001, "text": " So and we hired somebody else."}, {"start": 12344.960000000001, "end": 12347.640000000001, "text": " What was our name again?"}, {"start": 12347.64, "end": 12353.119999999999, "text": " We have $2,000, Redfield's riddle just popping off, it's unreal."}, {"start": 12353.119999999999, "end": 12357.68, "text": " We have a new employee and she's the goat, she moves so fast, watch."}, {"start": 12357.68, "end": 12365.48, "text": " Look at her, Leah, look how fast she moves, dog."}, {"start": 12365.48, "end": 12373.88, "text": " The goat."}, {"start": 12373.880000000001, "end": 12375.800000000001, "text": " Please just clock in and don't want anything."}, {"start": 12375.800000000001, "end": 12378.2, "text": " Please just clock in."}, {"start": 12378.2, "end": 12380.400000000001, "text": " Please just clock in."}, {"start": 12380.400000000001, "end": 12382.900000000001, "text": " Okay, good."}, {"start": 12382.900000000001, "end": 12386.7, "text": " All right, Lea, let's have a good day."}, {"start": 12386.7, "end": 12389.000000000002, "text": " What day is it in the game?"}, {"start": 12389.000000000002, "end": 12392.000000000002, "text": " Monday, and then what is going on Tuesday there?"}, {"start": 12392.000000000002, "end": 12394.000000000002, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 12394.000000000002, "end": 12396.480000000001, "text": " Remembrance Day 75."}, {"start": 12396.480000000001, "end": 12398.400000000001, "text": " Who is calling Redfields?"}, {"start": 12398.400000000001, "end": 12399.400000000001, "text": " Redfields, Reynolds."}, {"start": 12399.400000000001, "end": 12400.400000000001, "text": " Yes, I'll reserve it for you."}, {"start": 12400.4, "end": 12409.9, "text": " Once you ever call me for it is before eight o'clock in the morning, and you are calling"}, {"start": 12409.9, "end": 12415.46, "text": " the movie place to get that's unbelievable, do you understand how crazy that is?"}, {"start": 12415.46, "end": 12420.619999999999, "text": " It is eight o'clock in the morning, and you are calling to get an adult movie reserved"}, {"start": 12420.619999999999, "end": 12422.14, "text": " on a Monday."}, {"start": 12422.14, "end": 12429.14, "text": " Wait, that's actually unbelievable to think about."}, {"start": 12429.14, "end": 12443.14, "text": " Wow, let's turn the popcorn machine on."}, {"start": 12443.14, "end": 12445.14, "text": " That that's unreal."}, {"start": 12445.14, "end": 12449.14, "text": " Okay, should we buy anything else?"}, {"start": 12449.14, "end": 12453.099999999999, "text": " I'm thinking. We need to save money."}, {"start": 12453.099999999999, "end": 12454.619999999999, "text": " We ain't got that much money, bro."}, {"start": 12454.619999999999, "end": 12455.939999999999, "text": " We got to save, dude."}, {"start": 12459.22, "end": 12460.06, "text": " More shelves."}, {"start": 12460.06, "end": 12463.119999999999, "text": " Yeah, again, this is just the temporary setup."}, {"start": 12463.119999999999, "end": 12465.34, "text": " We have the counter of shame in the middle."}, {"start": 12467.66, "end": 12469.5, "text": " This is just the temporary setup"}, {"start": 12469.5, "end": 12471.42, "text": " until we get like rows put in."}, {"start": 12473.06, "end": 12473.98, "text": " But I don't know."}, {"start": 12474.939999999999, "end": 12476.24, "text": " Yeah, I do gotta get more snacks."}, {"start": 12476.24, "end": 12477.9, "text": " I think we need to save money though, Chad."}, {"start": 12477.9, "end": 12479.699999999999, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 12479.699999999999, "end": 12483.3, "text": " I really do think we need to save a look at the money for now."}, {"start": 12483.3, "end": 12485.82, "text": " Let's open up."}, {"start": 12485.82, "end": 12487.74, "text": " We passed out some flyers real quick."}, {"start": 12487.74, "end": 12488.619999999999, "text": " Hey, sir."}, {"start": 12488.619999999999, "end": 12489.779999999999, "text": " You too busy looking?"}, {"start": 12489.779999999999, "end": 12491.74, "text": " Come on in and buy you a movie if you're looking."}, {"start": 12495.539999999999, "end": 12496.58, "text": " No thanks."}, {"start": 12496.58, "end": 12498.5, "text": " I'm already running late."}, {"start": 12498.5, "end": 12502.619999999999, "text": " When you're stood up, posted up outside of my store,"}, {"start": 12502.619999999999, "end": 12504.58, "text": " just staring at the door, but you're late."}, {"start": 12504.58, "end": 12506.14, "text": " You ain't late to nothing."}, {"start": 12506.14, "end": 12506.98, "text": " You loser!"}, {"start": 12510.98, "end": 12512.099999999999, "text": " How's everybody doing?"}, {"start": 12512.099999999999, "end": 12513.06, "text": " I hope everybody doing good."}, {"start": 12513.06, "end": 12514.539999999999, "text": " Hey man, you wanna come to Redfields Reynolds"}, {"start": 12514.539999999999, "end": 12515.939999999999, "text": " and get you a movie?"}, {"start": 12515.939999999999, "end": 12517.06, "text": " I forget you then."}, {"start": 12517.06, "end": 12519.74, "text": " You and your whole family's dead before the weekend."}, {"start": 12519.74, "end": 12520.779999999999, "text": " I promise ya."}, {"start": 12520.779999999999, "end": 12523.699999999999, "text": " Hey sir, you wanna come and get a move from Redfields?"}, {"start": 12523.699999999999, "end": 12524.82, "text": " Thank you, what about you sir?"}, {"start": 12524.82, "end": 12527.18, "text": " A move from Redfields Reynolds?"}, {"start": 12527.18, "end": 12528.66, "text": " Beth, how you doing?"}, {"start": 12531.42, "end": 12533.14, "text": " I'ma kill you and your whole family too."}, {"start": 12533.14, "end": 12534.58, "text": " Anybody that knows shopping at Redfields"}, {"start": 12534.58, "end": 12544.38, "text": " How you do excuse me?"}, {"start": 12544.38, "end": 12545.38, "text": " Leave me alone."}, {"start": 12545.38, "end": 12546.38, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 12546.38, "end": 12547.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12547.38, "end": 12553.66, "text": " All I asked is if you wanted to come back."}, {"start": 12553.66, "end": 12560.14, "text": " That's another brand new movie broken."}, {"start": 12560.14, "end": 12562.58, "text": " Unbelievable."}, {"start": 12562.58, "end": 12564.3, "text": " I'm starting to hate my customers."}, {"start": 12564.300000000001, "end": 12565.26, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 12568.52, "end": 12570.580000000002, "text": " What's good, Patrick?"}, {"start": 12570.580000000002, "end": 12573.36, "text": " $15, five for your change, yes ma'am."}, {"start": 12574.320000000002, "end": 12576.060000000001, "text": " My dad left when I was a kid."}, {"start": 12576.060000000001, "end": 12578.420000000002, "text": " Do you have a family drama to cheer me up?"}, {"start": 12594.300000000001, "end": 12596.36, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12624.300000000001, "end": 12626.36, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12654.300000000001, "end": 12656.36, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12684.300000000001, "end": 12686.36, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12714.300000000001, "end": 12716.36, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12744.300000000001, "end": 12746.36, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12774.300000000001, "end": 12776.300000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12779.94, "end": 12782.54, "text": " 50 Nicholas $1.50 for your change. Yes, ma'am"}, {"start": 12784.980000000001, "end": 12792.060000000001, "text": " Pajama movie night with the girls I want something awful that we can quote and laugh that all night got a bad movie for us I"}, {"start": 12793.86, "end": 12797.140000000001, "text": " Sure do matter of fact. I have one that's so bad"}, {"start": 12797.900000000001, "end": 12801.18, "text": " Nobody has yet to grab it and I'm good. I got you right here"}, {"start": 12804.300000000001, "end": 12819.060000000001, "text": " Oh, it's not a bad movie okay well let me get you something bad then the ghost under"}, {"start": 12819.060000000001, "end": 12824.740000000002, "text": " the bed one star that'll do it right there what they doing oh we have a lot there you"}, {"start": 12824.740000000002, "end": 12830.86, "text": " go ma'am how you doing three movies I got you right here that's gonna run you $12"}, {"start": 12830.86, "end": 12837.86, "text": " for your change. Have a good"}, {"start": 12837.86, "end": 12848.62, "text": " night. Thank you ma'am. Yes ma'am. How were you this fine evening at Redfield's Rentals? I hope you're having a great day. 14. I'm over here tending to other customers. You're talking about some high. Shut up. Where's Leah?"}, {"start": 12848.62, "end": 12853.62, "text": " Wait, where's Liam?"}, {"start": 12853.62, "end": 12858.62, "text": " Liam, we got returns stacking up."}, {"start": 12858.62, "end": 12863.62, "text": " Come on now."}, {"start": 12863.62, "end": 12870.62, "text": " Anyway, 50 cents for your change, man."}, {"start": 12870.62, "end": 12872.62, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 12872.62, "end": 12874.62, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 12874.62, "end": 12876.62, "text": " You doing okay?"}, {"start": 12876.62, "end": 12884.460000000001, "text": " gonna run you $11.00 $9.00 for your change. Have a good day. Hi. What do you want? I"}, {"start": 12884.460000000001, "end": 12888.5, "text": " have the movie the Ninja yacht reserved. I hope I'm not too late. Sure thing,"}, {"start": 12888.5, "end": 12895.1, "text": " Buster. Right here. Have yourself a good one. Yes, man. Three movies, three horror"}, {"start": 12895.1, "end": 12899.02, "text": " movies. I see you. That's what we're in your $12.00 three for your change."}, {"start": 12899.02, "end": 12903.62, "text": " Have a good one. Thank you for shopping in Redfields Real tonight. How you"}, {"start": 12903.62, "end": 12910.960000000001, "text": " doing. One, two, three movie. $16, Mia. Mia."}, {"start": 12916.140000000001, "end": 12919.740000000002, "text": " If you ever run into a guy that you think you like in his name is"}, {"start": 12919.740000000002, "end": 12927.62, "text": " Simon, do not go out with him. Okay. If you ever run into a guy"}, {"start": 12927.62, "end": 12932.42, "text": " in his name is Simon, do not accept. Okay."}, {"start": 12932.42, "end": 12937.42, "text": " Don't ask any questions. Just do it for your own sake."}, {"start": 12937.42, "end": 12941.42, "text": " Four dollars, Mia. You be safe out there."}, {"start": 12941.42, "end": 12948.42, "text": " If you were here for the last war game that we played, you're going to mess out the lore, but that's crazy lore."}, {"start": 12948.42, "end": 12952.42, "text": " Man, you put that movie on the bottom like I wouldn't go see it."}, {"start": 12952.42, "end": 12957.42, "text": " Gabrielle, you ordered a hot superstar. You ordered it because you reserved it."}, {"start": 12957.42, "end": 12964.42, "text": " Gabriel you ordered the hot superstar and you had a late fee caught the worst"}, {"start": 12964.42, "end": 12968.42, "text": " cold of your life. That's all right go ahead and get that $2, $3 for your chance."}, {"start": 12968.42, "end": 12978.5, "text": " Yes Sarski I want a drama old drama got you right here old drama old drama old"}, {"start": 12978.5, "end": 12985.7, "text": " drama you want to old drama the lonely tentacle that'll work anyway how you"}, {"start": 12985.7, "end": 12991.7, "text": " Did you really just come in here and probably let me kiss my milk with a bag of tater chips on the side, Nora?"}, {"start": 12994.7, "end": 12997.7, "text": " You want a bucket of popcorn with that too?"}, {"start": 13002.7, "end": 13007.7, "text": " Nora, there's no way you're about to sit here and have a bucket of popcorn and some tater chips."}, {"start": 13007.7, "end": 13011.7, "text": " With an adult movie, let me kiss my milk. What?"}, {"start": 13011.7, "end": 13020.78, "text": " How you doing ma'am? Lord have mercy, not in bed with the milk. Oh man, the adult moose"}, {"start": 13020.78, "end": 13025.02, "text": " are flying off the shelf. Let me tell you, it's $23 for your change. Have a good one."}, {"start": 13025.02, "end": 13034.78, "text": " Thank you. Yes sir. Sir, what is that? They caught my frying pan, huh? Alright Hugo."}, {"start": 13034.78, "end": 13046.86, "text": " go. Have a good one. Thank you. People really have no shame going to the shelf, the shelf"}, {"start": 13046.86, "end": 13051.460000000001, "text": " of shame. We thought putting the shelf of shame dead center would prevent people from"}, {"start": 13051.460000000001, "end": 13057.86, "text": " going there, but no, they do not care. They gonna get their movies. All right, Maxine,"}, {"start": 13057.86, "end": 13060.7, "text": " $17 three for your change. Have a good one. Thank you"}, {"start": 13063.08, "end": 13065.08, "text": " How you doing son"}, {"start": 13065.380000000001, "end": 13067.980000000001, "text": " Like three movies that is gonna run you"}, {"start": 13069.02, "end": 13074.220000000001, "text": " 1350 you have a late fee big dog. I have a late fee excuse me. Don't ever tell me there was a return deadline"}, {"start": 13074.220000000001, "end": 13079.52, "text": " I'm not paying this no one ever to what is it? It's called winting movies. You big you this make you the late"}, {"start": 13079.52, "end": 13082.78, "text": " Fierma jump across this table to kick you in the face. You don't lost your mind"}, {"start": 13083.26, "end": 13086.86, "text": " 150 for your change get out my store loser. How you doing, man?"}, {"start": 13087.86, "end": 13094.02, "text": " Four movies. Now I see one in the middle. What is that? What is that man? Not the sexy doctor in the sauna. Grace?"}, {"start": 13094.02, "end": 13097.02, "text": " God, Lee Grace. You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 13100.42, "end": 13106.34, "text": " Right. I mean, I got you. Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 13112.18, "end": 13114.18, "text": " You not only have a le-"}, {"start": 13114.18, "end": 13119.62, "text": " You don't only have a late fee, you've returned a broken tape."}, {"start": 13119.62, "end": 13124.62, "text": " This is about to run you $43."}, {"start": 13124.62, "end": 13126.54, "text": " And I ain't gonna have no grace either."}, {"start": 13126.54, "end": 13128.54, "text": " You're gonna pay every dime."}, {"start": 13128.54, "end": 13130.62, "text": " You think I broke your movie?"}, {"start": 13130.62, "end": 13132.18, "text": " How dare you accuse me of vandalism."}, {"start": 13132.18, "end": 13133.18, "text": " This fee is unacceptable."}, {"start": 13133.18, "end": 13135.18, "text": " Well, you gotta accept it either way, okay?"}, {"start": 13135.18, "end": 13136.18, "text": " $43!"}, {"start": 13136.18, "end": 13137.18, "text": " Have a good one, Grace."}, {"start": 13137.18, "end": 13138.18, "text": " Bye-bye."}, {"start": 13138.18, "end": 13145.18, "text": " $53. Have a good one Grace. Bye."}, {"start": 13145.18, "end": 13149.18, "text": " How you doing, man? You doing all right?"}, {"start": 13149.18, "end": 13155.18, "text": " $15. Five for your change. You got yourself a redfield rental pipe of night. Thank you."}, {"start": 13155.18, "end": 13158.18, "text": " How you doing? One movie. $7. You want a blueberry slushie?"}, {"start": 13158.18, "end": 13164.18, "text": " Where did I got you with a blueberry slushie? Right here."}, {"start": 13164.18, "end": 13165.26, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13165.26, "end": 13167.220000000001, "text": " I would hate to pay $43 for a movie."}, {"start": 13167.220000000001, "end": 13168.78, "text": " Nah, she bought like four movies"}, {"start": 13168.78, "end": 13171.1, "text": " and she broke one, which is $20."}, {"start": 13171.1, "end": 13172.7, "text": " Nah, she did that to herself."}, {"start": 13175.5, "end": 13177.7, "text": " Last customer of the night, it's about 1 a.m."}, {"start": 13177.7, "end": 13178.82, "text": " and you're really gonna do this to me."}, {"start": 13178.82, "end": 13180.62, "text": " You're gonna bring a fucking air."}, {"start": 13183.58, "end": 13184.42, "text": " I ain't doing it."}, {"start": 13184.42, "end": 13185.34, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 13185.34, "end": 13189.78, "text": " Leah, Leah, go ahead and handle that for you,"}, {"start": 13189.78, "end": 13190.62, "text": " boy real quick."}, {"start": 13190.62, "end": 13191.460000000001, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 13191.460000000001, "end": 13193.02, "text": " You ain't gonna disrespect me like that."}, {"start": 13193.02, "end": 13194.02, "text": " You done lost your mind."}, {"start": 13194.02, "end": 13195.16, "text": " You're gonna disparate me."}, {"start": 13195.16, "end": 13196.560000000001, "text": " Oh, this place!"}, {"start": 13207.5, "end": 13208.800000000001, "text": " Saved with the five."}, {"start": 13210.9, "end": 13213.460000000001, "text": " Leah's by far the best employee we've had to date."}, {"start": 13214.74, "end": 13215.86, "text": " Anyway, you can go back to the,"}, {"start": 13215.86, "end": 13218.0, "text": " I was trying to do that real quick."}, {"start": 13218.0, "end": 13218.9, "text": " Thank you, Leah."}, {"start": 13218.9, "end": 13224.4, "text": " Yeah, we have, well, we're not doing that good in money."}, {"start": 13224.4, "end": 13226.84, "text": " Oh my goodness, we fell off."}, {"start": 13226.84, "end": 13229.039999999999, "text": " Oh my goodness, we fell off."}, {"start": 13229.039999999999, "end": 13231.6, "text": " We're barely keeping the doors open, dog."}, {"start": 13231.6, "end": 13232.6, "text": " This is unreal."}, {"start": 13241.68, "end": 13244.68, "text": " It's not Christmas time, though."}, {"start": 13244.68, "end": 13245.68, "text": " We need to wait."}, {"start": 13245.68, "end": 13247.68, "text": " Does winter come after fall, chat?"}, {"start": 13248.9, "end": 13253.52, "text": " Look at her, she's already here."}, {"start": 13253.52, "end": 13258.9, "text": " I say we wait until winter hits before we start mine those."}, {"start": 13258.9, "end": 13260.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13260.82, "end": 13265.98, "text": " Please don't have to complain."}, {"start": 13265.98, "end": 13269.619999999999, "text": " Please just clock in and go to work."}, {"start": 13269.619999999999, "end": 13271.26, "text": " Please, please."}, {"start": 13271.26, "end": 13274.14, "text": " Okay, Leah's the goat."}, {"start": 13274.14, "end": 13277.42, "text": " Chat Leah, Leah is the absolute goat."}, {"start": 13277.42, "end": 13284.22, "text": " Happy birthday, mono. Thank you. Or should we go ahead and stock some? I mean, dude, they"}, {"start": 13284.22, "end": 13291.06, "text": " probably gave us to, they probably gave us some for free. They gave us 10, uh, 10, uh,"}, {"start": 13291.06, "end": 13303.460000000001, "text": " uh, wait, that's a rare. I got to buy that. I got to buy this. It's a rare. I got to"}, {"start": 13303.460000000001, "end": 13321.78, "text": " buy it. Dude, this is so clean. This is so clean. Wait, y'all said we can eventually"}, {"start": 13321.78, "end": 13326.300000000001, "text": " sell movies, right? You can do that, can't you?"}, {"start": 13326.300000000001, "end": 13335.54, "text": " because I'm gonna actually list the super rares for sale let's get the 10 free"}, {"start": 13335.54, "end": 13342.94, "text": " Christmas movies they better be good to your bricks with the five thank you"}, {"start": 13342.94, "end": 13347.660000000002, "text": " you need a clearance been big dog we ain't got nowhere near enough money to"}, {"start": 13347.660000000002, "end": 13351.18, "text": " be doing a clearance sale up in here"}, {"start": 13351.18, "end": 13360.12, "text": " Oh, the clearance bin is how you sell it."}, {"start": 13360.12, "end": 13361.12, "text": " You get it at level 10?"}, {"start": 13361.12, "end": 13365.42, "text": " Alright, bet."}, {"start": 13365.42, "end": 13375.62, "text": " There's no way you're going to tell me this is a Christmas movie."}, {"start": 13375.62, "end": 13388.6, "text": " Wait we already have it wait what hold up wait"}, {"start": 13388.6, "end": 13389.6, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 13389.6, "end": 13390.6, "text": " Shills."}, {"start": 13390.6, "end": 13391.6, "text": " Equipment."}, {"start": 13391.6, "end": 13392.6, "text": " Chatware."}, {"start": 13392.6, "end": 13413.78, "text": " Oh, it is level 10."}, {"start": 13413.78, "end": 13418.08, "text": " So should we steal our rare movies when we get to level 10?"}, {"start": 13418.08, "end": 13419.44, "text": " Okay, I feel like we should."}, {"start": 13426.64, "end": 13427.98, "text": " I feel like we should."}, {"start": 13428.94, "end": 13429.88, "text": " It's half off."}, {"start": 13429.88, "end": 13431.94, "text": " Yeah, but is there any other way to sell it?"}, {"start": 13434.039999999999, "end": 13436.039999999999, "text": " Yo, TV and with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 13437.24, "end": 13438.96, "text": " All right, lock in."}, {"start": 13438.96, "end": 13440.48, "text": " Let's have us a good day here, Leah."}, {"start": 13440.48, "end": 13441.56, "text": " Lock in for me."}, {"start": 13445.36, "end": 13446.2, "text": " How you doing, big dog?"}, {"start": 13446.2, "end": 13447.44, "text": " You doing all that looking once you come in"}, {"start": 13447.44, "end": 13453.560000000001, "text": " survive real quick. How bout that? I hate you and everything you stand for. You disgusting"}, {"start": 13453.560000000001, "end": 13458.52, "text": " animal. How you doing sir? You wanna come buy you a movie at Redfields Reynolds? Alright"}, {"start": 13458.52, "end": 13463.0, "text": " forget you then. Hey man, you wanna come buy you a movie at Redfields Reynolds? Thank"}, {"start": 13463.0, "end": 13468.0, "text": " you so much ma'am. Have a good shopping trip. How you doing sir? You wanna come buy-"}, {"start": 13468.0, "end": 13470.0, "text": " I thought I didn't do that!"}, {"start": 13474.0, "end": 13476.0, "text": " How you doing, sir? You wanna come by a movie?"}, {"start": 13478.0, "end": 13483.0, "text": " No thanks, you're running late. You ain't going nowhere, buddy. You act like you got something to do."}, {"start": 13483.0, "end": 13485.0, "text": " There you go, man. Don't you turn around!"}, {"start": 13485.0, "end": 13488.0, "text": " I need some money to keep it and set it for you for a while."}, {"start": 13496.0, "end": 13497.0, "text": " Oh, Lord!"}, {"start": 13498.0, "end": 13499.0, "text": " How you doing, big doll?"}, {"start": 13500.0, "end": 13504.0, "text": " Your name was on the reservation list for the basement corsair torture?"}, {"start": 13504.0, "end": 13509.0, "text": " Yeah, you should be on another list because what kind of movie are you reserving right there?"}, {"start": 13509.0, "end": 13514.0, "text": " How you doing, man? One movie? $7, $13 for your change? Have a good one."}, {"start": 13515.0, "end": 13521.96, "text": " What's good big dog? Godly. Alright. Bullying. Bullying. You're kind of intimidating me a"}, {"start": 13521.96, "end": 13526.76, "text": " little bit, sir. You're real tall up there. I'm not gonna lie. 250 for your change. Have"}, {"start": 13526.76, "end": 13533.96, "text": " a good one. What's good big dog? Yo, yo, Leah, get along with that doober. What's this dude"}, {"start": 13533.96, "end": 13539.84, "text": " doing? Ha ha ha. What's up, sir? Did you get the super rare version? I hate you so"}, {"start": 13539.84, "end": 13545.2, "text": " much oh my goodness and you have a late fee just go ahead and give me the late"}, {"start": 13545.2, "end": 13551.36, "text": " fee man I appreciate you dog exact change was good bud wait this is that"}, {"start": 13551.36, "end": 13556.52, "text": " old-timer that bought the adult movies that one day wasn't it"}, {"start": 13559.76, "end": 13566.880000000001, "text": " would you come in here get I use our diet right all right all right just as"}, {"start": 13566.880000000001, "end": 13572.880000000001, "text": " As long as you're in here getting adult movies again, don't forget, I'll tell Dirt Truth if I see you getting adult movies again."}, {"start": 13572.880000000001, "end": 13575.880000000001, "text": " Don't let me see you by that adult shelf. You hear me?"}, {"start": 13575.880000000001, "end": 13578.880000000001, "text": " He looked at it when he went by. He knows he wants to."}, {"start": 13580.880000000001, "end": 13584.880000000001, "text": " I ain't gonna say nothing Amelia. Alright, 50 cents. Have a good one."}, {"start": 13584.880000000001, "end": 13587.880000000001, "text": " Hold on, keep an eye on him."}, {"start": 13589.880000000001, "end": 13593.880000000001, "text": " I know you ain't. I know you ain't. Alright, he didn't go."}, {"start": 13593.880000000001, "end": 13601.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, forward to the past. I got you here. We go forward to the past. We have one left. I think I'm listening more"}, {"start": 13601.960000000001, "end": 13604.400000000001, "text": " Yes, sir. Anyway, I got you right here"}, {"start": 13605.160000000002, "end": 13608.04, "text": " $10 $5 for your change. Have a good one"}, {"start": 13609.28, "end": 13611.28, "text": " He's grabbing a don't move it I"}, {"start": 13613.76, "end": 13618.2, "text": " Didn't see him grab one that I fire for your change. Have a good one. Hey"}, {"start": 13618.920000000002, "end": 13620.920000000002, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 13620.92, "end": 13625.72, "text": " Yes ma'am. Two movies right here. It's going to run you $11 exact change. You have yourself"}, {"start": 13625.72, "end": 13633.88, "text": " a beautiful night. How you doing ma'am? Boom. Three movies. There we go. $14.50. $15 for"}, {"start": 13633.88, "end": 13640.36, "text": " your change. Yes ma'am. You reserve Stranger Robots. I got you right here. Stranger Robots."}, {"start": 13640.36, "end": 13649.36, "text": " Boom. Lord have. Yo, Leah, we can't afford these bathroom breaks. Yeah. I'm returning"}, {"start": 13649.36, "end": 13652.32, "text": " I missed call. Did you call me a"}, {"start": 13652.32, "end": 13656.720000000001, "text": " he was wasting my time. How you doing, sir? Flaming hot keg, huh, James?"}, {"start": 13656.720000000001, "end": 13659.6, "text": " All right. One of them type of nights. Thank you. $10.00."}, {"start": 13659.6, "end": 13662.960000000001, "text": " Five for your change. Have a good one."}, {"start": 13664.960000000001, "end": 13669.04, "text": " All right. I'm just making sure, uh, Albert,"}, {"start": 13669.04, "end": 13672.08, "text": " because last time you was in here, you went kind of crazy on the adult"}, {"start": 13672.08, "end": 13675.92, "text": " section, but have a good one, Al."}, {"start": 13675.92, "end": 13681.68, "text": " What's good sir? You got the super rare version too? Oh my goodness. Why William? Why?"}, {"start": 13682.72, "end": 13687.28, "text": " You also pop... You better not touch the rare version of that movie with pop..."}, {"start": 13687.28, "end": 13690.64, "text": " after you eat the popcorn. Do you understand me? Latex gloves only."}, {"start": 13692.32, "end": 13697.6, "text": " Oh no, he's gonna ruin it. Chad, he's gonna ruin it, bruh."}, {"start": 13697.6, "end": 13707.6, "text": " $23 $17 for your change."}, {"start": 13707.6, "end": 13711.6, "text": " Yes, ma'am."}, {"start": 13711.6, "end": 13713.6, "text": " Two movies."}, {"start": 13713.6, "end": 13717.6, "text": " 1050 950 for your change."}, {"start": 13717.6, "end": 13718.6, "text": " Have a beautiful night."}, {"start": 13718.6, "end": 13719.6, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13719.6, "end": 13720.6, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13720.6, "end": 13721.6, "text": " Where's up?"}, {"start": 13721.6, "end": 13722.6, "text": " Yo, Leah, where's all the"}, {"start": 13722.6, "end": 13724.6, "text": " customers at?"}, {"start": 13724.6, "end": 13726.6, "text": " All right, eight dollars"}, {"start": 13738.84, "end": 13741.0, "text": " All right peak the flower under the bridge"}, {"start": 13743.68, "end": 13748.62, "text": " Just cuz you were so polite you said is that okay, I'm not gonna be mad at you I got you right here"}, {"start": 13748.62, "end": 13761.900000000001, "text": " have a good night ma'am. Yes ma'am. Forward to the past. I got you right here. Have a"}, {"start": 13761.900000000001, "end": 13768.740000000002, "text": " beautiful one. Big dog. No. Go ahead. Grab it. Don't talk about your asset. No. You"}, {"start": 13768.74, "end": 13780.56, "text": " go ahead grab you one you know you won't one you hear that maybe yeah I know you"}, {"start": 13780.56, "end": 13784.539999999999, "text": " way head straight for the show he walked in here headed straight for the show he"}, {"start": 13784.539999999999, "end": 13791.539999999999, "text": " already knew what he was gonna get look any other direction this dude won't get"}, {"start": 13791.54, "end": 13794.740000000002, "text": " the store dead stab just like the"}, {"start": 13794.740000000002, "end": 13797.380000000001, "text": " Terminator immediately do he want to"}, {"start": 13797.380000000001, "end": 13800.18, "text": " win an adult movie"}, {"start": 13806.1, "end": 13808.78, "text": " straight in there you blue I'm as you"}, {"start": 13808.78, "end": 13811.18, "text": " get to"}, {"start": 13821.54, "end": 13837.62, "text": " $8.00. Yes. There you go."}, {"start": 13837.62, "end": 13839.580000000002, "text": " Light fee, big dog. What's the"}, {"start": 13839.580000000002, "end": 13841.26, "text": " point of charging a late fee?"}, {"start": 13841.26, "end": 13843.960000000001, "text": " Give me the give me the money."}, {"start": 13843.960000000001, "end": 13846.460000000001, "text": " Give me the money. Have a good"}, {"start": 13846.460000000001, "end": 13848.76, "text": " one. Yes, ma'am. Quit looking at"}, {"start": 13848.76, "end": 13850.740000000002, "text": " me, bro. I saw what you grabbed."}, {"start": 13850.74, "end": 13852.74, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 13853.14, "end": 13857.94, "text": " $12 ma'am three for your change have a good one. Well, we got big dog"}, {"start": 13862.78, "end": 13870.32, "text": " Bad astronaut under arrest and too hot for my rooster lord have mercy Clarence"}, {"start": 13872.1, "end": 13874.1, "text": " 450 have a good one"}, {"start": 13874.1, "end": 13877.7, "text": " What's going to be done?"}, {"start": 13877.7, "end": 13881.1, "text": " You bought a Christmas movie, bro, it's fall."}, {"start": 13881.1, "end": 13882.42, "text": " I mean, I ain't judge you."}, {"start": 13882.42, "end": 13884.1, "text": " I appreciate the business either way."}, {"start": 13884.1, "end": 13888.1, "text": " But I'm just saying, 1550, 450 for your change."}, {"start": 13888.1, "end": 13889.1, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 13889.1, "end": 13891.1, "text": " Yes, ma'am, may I help you?"}, {"start": 13891.1, "end": 13894.1, "text": " Okay, the Toadstool, I got you right here."}, {"start": 13894.1, "end": 13895.1, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13895.1, "end": 13896.1, "text": " How you doing, ma'am?"}, {"start": 13896.1, "end": 13897.1, "text": " Three movies."}, {"start": 13897.1, "end": 13899.1, "text": " Sorry about that popcorn machine."}, {"start": 13899.1, "end": 13900.1, "text": " It's kind of raggedy."}, {"start": 13900.1, "end": 13901.1, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13901.1, "end": 13908.98, "text": " One scoop, two scoop, oop, oop, there we go, got some off the bottom, that's kind of messed"}, {"start": 13908.98, "end": 13909.98, "text": " up this eye."}, {"start": 13909.98, "end": 13923.26, "text": " There you go, 15, 15, 450 for your tank, have a good one."}, {"start": 13923.26, "end": 13925.460000000001, "text": " Why is it stuck at 8 a.m.?"}, {"start": 13925.460000000001, "end": 13927.98, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 13928.619999999999, "end": 13931.859999999999, "text": " Or AP and wait"}, {"start": 13935.859999999999, "end": 13940.66, "text": " Why is it stuck do we close it eight on Sundays? Oh, I didn't know that"}, {"start": 13942.14, "end": 13946.1, "text": " Eight dollars man. Have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 13948.74, "end": 13951.18, "text": " One more yodel one more how do we do"}, {"start": 13957.98, "end": 13964.98, "text": " Oh, we've lost the business."}, {"start": 13964.98, "end": 13973.98, "text": " Oh, we've lost the business."}, {"start": 13973.98, "end": 13982.98, "text": " We can't."}, {"start": 13982.98, "end": 13991.699999999999, "text": " Okay, it's a new movie release day. Maybe this will save us. What's the new movie? Galactic"}, {"start": 13991.699999999999, "end": 14001.1, "text": " Rebellion? Oh my goodness, Lord have mercy. We will see you in court."}, {"start": 14001.1, "end": 14010.74, "text": " All right, look here."}, {"start": 14010.74, "end": 14016.44, "text": " Good news is there's a whole lot of Star Wars nerds out there."}, {"start": 14016.44, "end": 14017.44, "text": " So maybe."}, {"start": 14017.44, "end": 14023.460000000001, "text": " How many do I get?"}, {"start": 14023.460000000001, "end": 14026.58, "text": " I'm gonna get 10 of them for a- no, you know what?"}, {"start": 14026.58, "end": 14028.58, "text": " 15 of them."}, {"start": 14028.58, "end": 14038.1, "text": " 15 of them. How is the critic on it? Is the critic rating good? It's a five-star chat."}, {"start": 14038.1, "end": 14044.5, "text": " Let's go. Surely we're getting a lot of customers today. You think it's because I don't like"}, {"start": 14044.5, "end": 14057.3, "text": " seeing me at the checkout chat? Should I run returns today? I'mma let Leah run returns"}, {"start": 14057.300000000001, "end": 14059.300000000001, "text": " Hopefully she does good."}, {"start": 14059.7, "end": 14063.980000000001, "text": " She's never ran the, uh, not returns. She's never ran the cashier."}, {"start": 14065.400000000001, "end": 14067.400000000001, "text": " I'm gonna let her do that though."}, {"start": 14067.900000000001, "end": 14071.7, "text": " It's forward to the past, still a new movie. I don't think it is, is it?"}, {"start": 14073.220000000001, "end": 14075.220000000001, "text": " Let me check."}, {"start": 14075.740000000002, "end": 14079.44, "text": " Forward to the past. It's no longer a new movie. We can get rid of this."}, {"start": 14081.380000000001, "end": 14085.840000000002, "text": " I'm selling it matter of fact. We need every little bit we can get plus 10. Let's go."}, {"start": 14087.300000000001, "end": 14095.54, "text": " All right, we need people to know this thing's in here look here man like we"}, {"start": 14095.54, "end": 14101.300000000001, "text": " need people to know like yo Star Wars knock off come here get it"}, {"start": 14101.300000000001, "end": 14108.220000000001, "text": " not I can't do that let's go like"}, {"start": 14108.220000000001, "end": 14117.660000000002, "text": " that'll do they walk in oh man galactic rebellion force here that's exactly"}, {"start": 14117.660000000002, "end": 14125.760000000002, "text": " what's gonna happen hi Leah I'm gonna let you go stock those real quick yo"}, {"start": 14125.760000000002, "end": 14129.060000000001, "text": " court with the five thank you"}, {"start": 14129.06, "end": 14138.539999999999, "text": " Uh, Leah?"}, {"start": 14138.539999999999, "end": 14140.06, "text": " Nobody's turning left when they walk in?"}, {"start": 14140.06, "end": 14141.06, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 14141.06, "end": 14142.06, "text": " Always go left."}, {"start": 14142.06, "end": 14143.06, "text": " Yes, Leah."}, {"start": 14143.06, "end": 14144.699999999999, "text": " I'm gonna have you run and check out today."}, {"start": 14144.699999999999, "end": 14146.1, "text": " Don't panic or nothing like that."}, {"start": 14146.1, "end": 14148.46, "text": " And if somebody's rude, I'll step in."}, {"start": 14148.46, "end": 14149.46, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 14149.46, "end": 14150.66, "text": " Just handle that for today."}, {"start": 14150.66, "end": 14151.76, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 14151.76, "end": 14159.019999999999, "text": " We ain't gonna be busy anyway because we fell off, but whatever."}, {"start": 14159.02, "end": 14163.1, "text": " the window so they see it that's not how it works in this game we already tried it oh my goodness"}, {"start": 14165.18, "end": 14168.060000000001, "text": " redfields runoff, atomic dog i got you"}, {"start": 14169.74, "end": 14175.42, "text": " boom you'll pay the city imprisonment to tea and thank you decorate the shop bro if i ever get"}, {"start": 14175.42, "end": 14184.060000000001, "text": " like a good amount of money i will but i i never have enough money to like chat i'm barely"}, {"start": 14184.060000000001, "end": 14188.54, "text": " staying in business here man much less have enough money for decorations you know what i'm"}, {"start": 14188.54, "end": 14200.78, "text": " saying somebody reserved in bed with the milk huh all righty then I see you over"}, {"start": 14200.78, "end": 14204.980000000001, "text": " here look it serves too early in the morning for all that what you talking about"}, {"start": 14204.980000000001, "end": 14212.980000000001, "text": " boom the rest of these up here hand out flyers I'm too busy I fear I'm just"}, {"start": 14212.98, "end": 14220.98, "text": " Oh my goodness. I need more shelves. Wait. Yes, sir. Die trying. I got you right here."}, {"start": 14220.98, "end": 14232.98, "text": " Boom. Wait, Chad. Hold up. I gotta get more shelves. Yeah, that has to happen. I gotta order another one."}, {"start": 14232.98, "end": 14240.98, "text": " Remodel. We ain't got the money because I need more shelves to remodel. That's what I'm waiting on, but it ain't working."}, {"start": 14240.98, "end": 14244.98, "text": " This might have $200. We need a big one."}, {"start": 14244.98, "end": 14248.98, "text": " Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 14248.98, "end": 14252.98, "text": " Leah, why did you go to the bathroom? There's a line!"}, {"start": 14252.98, "end": 14256.98, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 14256.98, "end": 14260.98, "text": " Leah, there's a line waiting and you went to the bathroom?"}, {"start": 14264.98, "end": 14266.98, "text": " Leah!"}, {"start": 14266.98, "end": 14268.98, "text": " Come on now!"}, {"start": 14268.98, "end": 14272.58, "text": " You know what, Lee is the greatest employee we've had yet."}, {"start": 14272.58, "end": 14273.98, "text": " There's no reason to complain."}, {"start": 14273.98, "end": 14277.98, "text": " Chad, y'all over here talking about some decoration."}, {"start": 14277.98, "end": 14278.98, "text": " Y'all want me to decorate?"}, {"start": 14278.98, "end": 14281.98, "text": " I'll decorate."}, {"start": 14281.98, "end": 14282.98, "text": " We ain't got no money."}, {"start": 14288.98, "end": 14289.98, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 14291.98, "end": 14292.98, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 14292.98, "end": 14293.98, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 14293.98, "end": 14294.98, "text": " Yeah, I want to give you a big dog."}, {"start": 14294.98, "end": 14295.98, "text": " You want an old movie?"}, {"start": 14295.98, "end": 14297.98, "text": " Won't you go look around a little bit, bud?"}, {"start": 14297.98, "end": 14304.46, "text": " I mean godly go do some looking around you'll see how busy I am the lonely chemical take it"}, {"start": 14305.939999999999, "end": 14307.939999999999, "text": " All right, hold up"}, {"start": 14309.58, "end": 14314.38, "text": " $800 by the way, that's not a lot of money in this game. You got me we're paying Leo"}, {"start": 14316.5, "end": 14320.939999999999, "text": " Chance we kind of pay we got a cut corner somewhere"}, {"start": 14320.94, "end": 14329.66, "text": " Like we like we might have to take her down like 10 an hour. This bad"}, {"start": 14335.66, "end": 14337.980000000001, "text": " W boss, I mean dude, I'm trying to make it man"}, {"start": 14340.86, "end": 14346.86, "text": " Wait something was reserved what was reserved chat what was reserved"}, {"start": 14350.94, "end": 14352.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14360.34, "end": 14364.78, "text": " Thank you y'all locked in for me right there. Thank you. Yes, sir"}, {"start": 14365.7, "end": 14369.460000000001, "text": " You reserved in bed with the milk did you Vincent?"}, {"start": 14370.140000000001, "end": 14374.18, "text": " Leah, why is it 3 a.m. And we ain't got no customers. What am I doing wrong?"}, {"start": 14375.5, "end": 14378.5, "text": " Leah, I know why you got this set to decide"}, {"start": 14378.5, "end": 14383.5, "text": " God, step brother gone with the win."}, {"start": 14383.5, "end": 14386.5, "text": " Hold on, her PM, yeah."}, {"start": 14386.5, "end": 14387.5, "text": " Yes, of course."}, {"start": 14387.5, "end": 14388.5, "text": " You're not here."}, {"start": 14388.5, "end": 14389.5, "text": " You're calling for Hollywood?"}, {"start": 14389.5, "end": 14392.5, "text": " There was an error with your last order of new releases."}, {"start": 14392.5, "end": 14393.5, "text": " What issue?"}, {"start": 14393.5, "end": 14397.5, "text": " A refund of 90 immediately?"}, {"start": 14397.5, "end": 14400.5, "text": " I may not appreciate it."}, {"start": 14400.5, "end": 14405.5, "text": " You asking to see the manager?"}, {"start": 14405.5, "end": 14414.5, "text": " Hold on, I'll be right there. Give me one minute. Oh, man. You asking to see the manager. What's up, bud?"}, {"start": 14414.5, "end": 14418.5, "text": " In bed with the mill. Yeah, I got you right here. In bed with the mill."}, {"start": 14418.5, "end": 14425.5, "text": " Oh, watch out, Leah. Yeah, what's good, Mia? Again, I just talked to you. Literally a minute ago."}, {"start": 14425.5, "end": 14429.5, "text": " Me damaging a tape? No way. I make sure careful with your tapes."}, {"start": 14429.5, "end": 14431.5, "text": " pay to see"}, {"start": 14440.8, "end": 14443.92, "text": " You're lost your mind you thought I was gonna be you got man"}, {"start": 14446.08, "end": 14448.08, "text": " Shut up"}, {"start": 14451.18, "end": 14454.54, "text": " No one right no one I barely sending this my customer"}, {"start": 14459.5, "end": 14474.34, "text": " What's up Hugo, a comic dog, gotcha right here, take it."}, {"start": 14474.34, "end": 14479.38, "text": " Organize the shelves, never, I tried that once, it's never happening."}, {"start": 14479.38, "end": 14481.38, "text": " This is decoration!"}, {"start": 14481.38, "end": 14488.58, "text": " Why can't you come here, I got a nutcracker in here man."}, {"start": 14488.58, "end": 14512.98, "text": " Oh, yeah, wait, wait, we could cook here."}, {"start": 14512.98, "end": 14514.98, "text": " Man"}, {"start": 14540.5, "end": 14542.5, "text": " What are you doing"}, {"start": 14542.98, "end": 14547.98, "text": " I thought that said new, I thought that was a new sign."}, {"start": 14547.98, "end": 14552.98, "text": " Did I just get scammed?"}, {"start": 14552.98, "end": 14557.98, "text": " That's supposed to say new."}, {"start": 14557.98, "end": 14562.98, "text": " Press B on it?"}, {"start": 14562.98, "end": 14567.98, "text": " Ma'am, new."}, {"start": 14567.98, "end": 14568.82, "text": " New."}, {"start": 14573.02, "end": 14573.859999999999, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 14574.699999999999, "end": 14576.1, "text": " For now."}, {"start": 14576.1, "end": 14577.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14577.74, "end": 14579.18, "text": " You want an old Christmas movie?"}, {"start": 14579.18, "end": 14581.74, "text": " Let me go see what I can do for you real quick."}, {"start": 14582.98, "end": 14584.98, "text": " Since you can't walk around and go look a little bit,"}, {"start": 14584.98, "end": 14586.46, "text": " I'll go over, I'll go look."}, {"start": 14588.02, "end": 14590.42, "text": " We got no old Christmas movie, man."}, {"start": 14590.42, "end": 14591.42, "text": " Just take this one."}, {"start": 14597.98, "end": 14599.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14605.02, "end": 14607.539999999999, "text": " You need the decor what you mean the decor"}, {"start": 14611.9, "end": 14617.66, "text": " Chad we get a UFO that's gonna be hard brah UFO"}, {"start": 14617.66, "end": 14643.66, "text": " I like that. I like that. I like that right there. What else? What else? The robot? It's"}, {"start": 14643.66, "end": 14655.34, "text": " $999. There's no sense in getting a crazy amount of decorations because we're completely"}, {"start": 14655.34, "end": 14658.7, "text": " remodeling when I get more money."}, {"start": 14660.54, "end": 14663.98, "text": " The money. Fudos."}, {"start": 14674.3, "end": 14676.94, "text": " Y'all like that?"}, {"start": 14685.34, "end": 14688.960000000001, "text": " I actually like that a lot. Wait, that's actually very clean"}, {"start": 14689.960000000001, "end": 14692.56, "text": " Cheddar y'all sure this is gonna bring in new customers, bro"}, {"start": 14701.68, "end": 14703.68, "text": " What else"}, {"start": 14715.34, "end": 14718.34, "text": " Chair?"}, {"start": 14718.34, "end": 14722.34, "text": " Moving like somebody's waiting a long line."}, {"start": 14731.34, "end": 14733.34, "text": " I kind of like that. Don't y'all like that?"}, {"start": 14733.34, "end": 14735.34, "text": " Actually, no, I know where to put it."}, {"start": 14740.34, "end": 14742.34, "text": " That'll work right there."}, {"start": 14742.34, "end": 14744.34, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 14744.34, "end": 14766.7, "text": " We are we are we are we are we are we are we are losing so much money oh that's actually"}, {"start": 14766.7, "end": 14770.060000000001, "text": " very clean. We need more of these."}, {"start": 14779.42, "end": 14782.380000000001, "text": " All right. You know what? I'll put it"}, {"start": 14786.060000000001, "end": 14789.42, "text": " like in case somebody gets bored waiting on a movie, they get to sit right"}, {"start": 14789.42, "end": 14792.460000000001, "text": " here, right? Now again, once we get more money,"}, {"start": 14792.460000000001, "end": 14809.18, "text": " we're gonna rearrange all of this. Center it dog. Grow up. That's very clean. This wall"}, {"start": 14809.18, "end": 14811.18, "text": " Looks a little barren. What should we do here?"}, {"start": 14822.58, "end": 14824.68, "text": " Let's do a doormat. It's only $15"}, {"start": 14824.68, "end": 14845.800000000001, "text": " clean okay we're almost done decorating here"}, {"start": 14884.68, "end": 14909.0, "text": " this is a beautiful idea by the way"}, {"start": 14909.0, "end": 14934.0, "text": " This is the best idea we've ever had."}, {"start": 14964.0, "end": 14973.96, "text": " this just for now imagine when we get it super expanded out we're gonna have like a whole"}, {"start": 14973.96, "end": 14987.84, "text": " room with just the adult movie so everybody get flamed when they go in there this is clean"}, {"start": 14994.0, "end": 14999.0, "text": " Check y'all mess it with it"}, {"start": 14999.0, "end": 15002.0, "text": " Dude we now we gotta save money"}, {"start": 15002.0, "end": 15006.0, "text": " We put a few decorations in here"}, {"start": 15006.0, "end": 15009.0, "text": " Now we just gotta save some money for a while"}, {"start": 15009.0, "end": 15011.0, "text": " But it's looking better than it was"}, {"start": 15011.0, "end": 15017.0, "text": " Not gonna lie it's looking better than it was"}, {"start": 15017.0, "end": 15021.0, "text": " It's like one if you agree"}, {"start": 15021.0, "end": 15024.44, "text": " I bet, Chad, I'll be real in a bit, we lost money today."}, {"start": 15030.28, "end": 15031.12, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 15035.48, "end": 15040.6, "text": " Yeah, I hope next episode we start making a little bit more money."}, {"start": 15043.48, "end": 15048.12, "text": " Dude, Leah is expensive. 50 a day, Chad."}, {"start": 15048.12, "end": 15055.12, "text": " It's fine. We have decorations in here now. Tomorrow's episode."}, {"start": 15055.12, "end": 15058.12, "text": " Surely we'll have a lot more customers coming in."}, {"start": 15058.12, "end": 15061.12, "text": " Because look, it's going to be lit up in here."}, {"start": 15061.12, "end": 15064.12, "text": " Look at all the neon signs, bro. The balloons."}, {"start": 15064.12, "end": 15067.12, "text": " The corner of Shane. That's going to be great."}, {"start": 15067.12, "end": 15072.12, "text": " We didn't do that good financially this episode, but either way,"}, {"start": 15072.12, "end": 15076.12, "text": " great episode, great stream chat. I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 15076.12, "end": 15081.76, "text": " I appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 15081.76, "end": 15085.720000000001, "text": " Appreciate all the gift this subs don't know's bits follows and of course I preach all y'all"}, {"start": 15085.720000000001, "end": 15086.720000000001, "text": " for this hanging out."}, {"start": 15086.720000000001, "end": 15087.720000000001, "text": " Hey, you're gonna have a good rest."}, {"start": 15087.720000000001, "end": 15090.720000000001, "text": " Y'all tonight have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow."}, {"start": 15090.720000000001, "end": 15091.720000000001, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, let me night."}, {"start": 15091.720000000001, "end": 15092.720000000001, "text": " Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 15092.720000000001, "end": 15093.720000000001, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 15093.720000000001, "end": 15094.54, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 15094.54, "end": 15095.380000000001, "text": " Ah!"}]}