I am.
I am, I am, yes, yes, you already know what time it is, or so you should.
for a spin me and me and another one
Cheers.
Ah!
Yo!
What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,
ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet
again again once more yet again once more again yo Lilla diesel done it's
lol oh lord oh I can't read them Cairo Kristen CH peel to BR
uh, spork, uh, uh, Anna, Hailey, uh, uh, Carol, buggy, general, Macy, disciple, knee, cat, uh, uh, Anna, uh, King, W. Subbers, man, priest, H.O.
Black Hootie, by the way.
I repeat.
Black Hoodie, by the way, as you can tell, there's no scammin', no scams afoot.
God, Lee is hot up in this thing!
Hold up!
Let me open this door!
Give me a minute!
Oh!
Ow!
Oh Lord, it's hot out there too.
It's a lie, a lie, a lie, a lie.
It's hot everywhere, but it is what it is.
It ain't no big deal.
You know it.
It's hot on the earth, true.
It's hot.
Chad, how's everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10?
Let me hear it, huh?
How are we doing on a scale of one to 10 up in this thing?
How are we? My bad. That's on me. Yo, we with the 43 months, W we with the 43 months. That's a
that's a that's a long time. W we with the 43 months that is that is the OG right
there, so to speak, the most consistent viewer of all time, by the way, K
Shaw didn't know that is the most consistent viewer in the history of
channel aside from my parents 100% we the I'm talking every stream since like 200
views that's the goat right there that that's a that's the goat right there
ain't no doubt about it uh yo Jupiter with the five gifted w jupiter with the
five get the pre-state you Jupiter. Happy Easter. Hope you and your family had a great weekend.
My weekend was full of this.
Not saying anything for the most part.
because I was trying to rest the voice up. I think there's some progress made on it.
It's not as bad as it was. I will say that. Not as bad as it was. You know what I mean.
Yo, hey, K-Soul, turn 25 today. Happy Easter. Thanks for giving me so much fun.
There's fall guys. Oh, yeah, forgot about that. Yo, happy 25th birthday, Jozo. Chat
I told Joe's happy 25th birthday down bad for milk dad with the five gifted. What excuse me
Okay, bet appreciates you rose. Hope you get hope you do a good rose. Thank y'all look at that
Appreciate you rose. Thank you. Hey case. How you feeling? Oh, you know me straight chilling
That's how I do
straight chilling, you know
I was bored this weekend
You know what I was doing I was playing a little bit of counter strike ranked. I was in there straight crapping on dudes. No joke
straight crapping on dudes, man. I
Mean straight dookie, and I'm dead serious
dead serious
Silver no, I got oh, I got to 9,000
That's garbage, but I did get to 9,000 rating
I did. I did. Shouldn't be though. I should be around 20, 20 K something like that straight
doodling. I sucked though. I sucked for real that counter strike. It's fun. Those if I'm
bored or something off stream and it's like raining and stuff outside. I ain't got
nothing to do. It's nice to have a game you can boot up for like an hour and get
mad at and get off. That's pretty much, hey, that's pretty much what it is.
You know what's funny though, bro? It never gets old. I'll be sitting there all stream playing
Counter Strike or something. You know, my steam name is Gyrosomp. And somebody will come on the
mic and be like, huh, gyro stop. This dude's a case. So clone. Huh. And then I just turned
my mic on and then they just stopped talking. Voice agent. They will say that to me like,
oh, that could be a voice changer. I'm like, all right, bro. What you want me to tell
you. There's nothing to tell you, man.
case. Oh, Krusty thong drawer with the five or the 10. I'm about to get off
already. I'm about to get off.
I'm about to get off with these names. Yo, 10,000 bits from Lindsey
Woodward. Yo, w Lindsey with the 10,000 bits. Lord have mercy.
W Lindsey with the 10,000 bits up in this thing.
High case, I'm a 25 year old single mother of two kids.
You shouted out a while ago.
The names are Athene and Annalie.
Would you mind saying hi to him once more?
I sure can.
Yo, what's good, Athene and Annalie?
Hope y'all doing great.
Would you mind saying hi to him?
Yeah, we love watching videos on working McDonald's
in the dusty, crusty state of Mississippi.
She, wait, Mississippi, Mississippi, you know what?
I don't mind Mississippi.
Your stepdad with the 10.
I like Mississippi.
I'm not gonna lie, Mississippi, cool.
I do, I like Mississippi, man.
Don't y'all like Mississippi or is that Missouri Chad? What is MI? Is MI Mississippi or is MI
Missouri? Oh, MI is Missouri? Almost died in Missouri. I told y'all that story not too
long ago. You almost died and uh oh it's Michigan. Winnie with the five. Um, the
rent is tight, it sucks. I can get some words of encouragement. Please,
always speak facts. Hey, just know things will at some point get better,
Lindsey. They always do. They always do. But you know what? I can tell you
who's got some facts for you right here.
Your potential is limitless and there is greatness in you.
Not always.
Yeah, pretty much always.
When a storm comes through, it can't rain forever.
So yeah, things usually do get better if you stick it out long enough.
Maybe it took 20 years, but one day there'll be a light at the end of that tunnel.
one day that was kind of me and I'm gonna go ahead give you another one
pickle why did you just go back to back same one what's wrong with you today
In a world full of cucumbers. Yeah, to be a pickle. There we go
M. O. Is Missouri definitely smarter than a fifth grader bro my bad. I didn't know the abbreviation man
New Coca-Cola with the five I cry with the five. Thank y'all w on with the team
I cry or a new Coca-Cola with the ten I cry with the five. Thank you
you. Um, yo, Alexis with a thousand bids. W Alexis with a thousand bits. Hey, case Easter
very rudely decided to follow my birthday this year. I'm turning 21. Can I get a happy
birthday for my misfortune? Yo, happy 21st birthday, Alexis. Hope you're having a great
birthday. I remember when I was 21 seems like seems like it was yesterday. What did
did I do when I turned 21? Where was I? What happened? Man, that's bad. I can't even remember.
Did you get a drink? No, I did not drink on my 21st birthday. No, I did not. I can't
I can't remember what I did though.
What did I do?
Cap, I'm dead serious, I didn't.
What would I lie, I'm dead serious, I didn't.
I can't remember what I did.
How old was I when I was 20?
Yeah, I can't I can't remember what I did on my 21st birthday, bro. That seems like so long ago
Wow
Getting old man. That's bad
I'm getting old man
Lord
Oh
Yo, Victoria with 2000 bits W. Victoria with the 2000 bits
Hey, case you wish my nephew Anakin happy night birthday.
Let's watch your spooky video your happy night birthday and again chat.
Tell Anakin happy birthday birthday, Anakin.
Oh, y'all appreciate that Captain Nemo happy birthday as well.
Happy 19th birthday Captain Nemo man.
Dude, there's so many birthdays every day.
It's crazy.
Cat with the 500 bits.
Happy Easter from Arkansas.
My brother husband and I love watching his stream.
Today's my brother's 30th birthday.
Can I get a happy shout out for birthday?
Yo, happy birthday as well, Danny.
Happy 30th birthday, Danny.
Okay, bet, appreciate you, lady.
Thank y'all, look at that.
Thank you, lady, appreciate that.
Yo, appreciate you a place
and you suck at Mario Kart, Yattie L.
Not for me, though.
Thank you.
Chat, tell me what if you're from Arkansas on here.
How many Ark Hansons we got in here?
What is your birthday? May 9th.
That's my birthday.
Chad, why y'all lying, bruh?
Docs? Bro, everybody knows where my birthday is.
That's my friend's birthday, Cap.
Cap.
I'm the only one born on May 9th.
just me. Yo, appreciate you.
say what the thousand B.S.W.
say what's good. Say that's
another O.G. right there. W.
say for real. Appreciate your
turning 19 next month. Facts.
Show list turning not do my
birthday is next month. Oh Lord.
Oh
Big 27 nob, no that no already that
Good lord wait, that's bad
That's bad for real
Chat 28 ain't even that crazy, bruh.
Chat 28 ain't even that crazy.
Time to retire.
Shrew been in a game too long, getting too old.
Yo, Kato with 500 bits, my sister and I love your streams.
Can you give Maya a big congrats?
She's graduating in May.
It's a huge deal for her.
Yo, congratulations on graduating Maya.
Congrats.
You'll Diana with the five appreciate you Diana
Victoria with 500 bits as well. Hey case different Victoria here for my 35th birthday could this old woman get a happy birthday?
Hey Victoria, you're not old
But happy 35th birthday Victoria
That ain't even old
35 chat 35 is young man. Look at LeBron
LeBron's 41 years old still out here dunking on dudes and you got to think
you're 35 you're six years away from even being at his age and at his age he's
still out here dunking on dudes. Goes to show you that that's that's a young
buck. That's a young buck. I tell you. Case come back. Where did I go? I didn't even go
nowhere. Oh, they got hit with ads. That's tough. Type one if you did not get hit with
than add. That's unfortunate. That's unfortunate right there.
Wait, today must be a really common birthday day. Yo, cavi with 3000
bits W Kavi with 3000 bits.
Hey, case yesterday with my girlfriend's birthday, we watch
your videos every day. And we literally got together while
watching your granny while watching your granny wait,
really? How did that come about? That's crazy. Uh, he was having
a birthday named sci-fi. Oh, happy birthday sci-fi. Appreciate
you. Tell sci-fi happy birthday. Ah, appreciate you, Toya. Thank
you. Can you give happy birthday to my niece, Iris May? She
was just born today. Oh my goodness. There's so many people
born today. You know, happy birthday, Iris May. Hey, case,
what's your favorite Gregorian chant? I have absolutely,
positively, no idea what that means. What is that? What's
that mean? Yeah, I don't blame you, Raider. Thank you. Adam
a thousand bits. Hey Kase, I had the flu three weeks ago. Can you wish me a speedy recovery?
Excuse me? Did I read that right? Run that by me again?
High case I had the flu three weeks ago. Can you wish me a speedy recovery? Thanks.
What's going on with you?
Buddy, it's over with!
Speedy recovery, though!
Yo, happy birthday, Princess Pika. Thank you.
Yo, what's good? Alex, hope you're doing good. Alex, appreciate you, Karen. Thank you.
who's W. Scoove and leased with the TN.
Thank you, Leased with the TN, appreciate you.
Chad, what'd y'all do this weekend?
Were y'all doing anything interesting this weekend?
Case at Easter, how about unbending some people?
Kinda based, how about no?
Never.
Anybody that's ever been banned by my direct hand
is actually never getting unbanned.
got me messed up sewer rat with the five you better make a new account
hey you better make a new account big dog
yo snow with the T and W snow with the T and I seen something funny the other
day in chat somebody said something that made me mad almost bander but I
I really got timed her out for 10 minutes and I saw her message after she came out of time out for 10 minutes and he said,
I really got timed out for 10 minutes. These mods are so soft. Big dog. It was me.
Didn't have the heart to tell you though.
I didn't have the heart to tell you. It was me.
Now what?
Yo, appreciate you on CasesKitty. Thank you.
Thank you. Thanks though. Best
fin boy here with the five. Thank you.
Yo, what's good Josiah? But yeah. How do I get this one? What's going on?
There we go.
Case. Are you a fin boy? I know.
I'm not even quite a hundred percent sure what that would
I just killed gamers up all over my shirt dog. Oh
My goodness, I am inconsolable
What I'm so mad dog, I'm actually so mad look
Wait, that's gambler stuff. Will it come off? Wait, will that light come off? Bro, you
You gotta be kidding me.
Just wash it right away?
No, that's too late for that.
It'll come out, right?
Will that come out?
Bro, bro, why, man?
Why did that bro why did do that brah brah even spill it on purpose man golly man
It's cooked! It's cooked!
Respectable with the fire.
Change it?
Man, man, give me a minute, bruh.
I'm gonna go throw in a washing machine.
Hold up, man.
God, please, man.
That's so stupid.
Lord have mercy, man.
That's so stupid.
Once you just hate it, headsets cooked, I'm cooked, new shirt reveal, went on ahead and
threw on the spanky Chris shirt. So y'all know I had to break that out. Had to
break out the spanky Chris ain't done wrong with it. Matter of fact, it's
borderline better. Better. You know what? It's a good thing that it happened.
So I could wear the spank me Chris shirt. It's a good thing
It's a nice shirt. I think somebody sent it to me a fan mail
so a
Shout out to whoever that was
That sent me this in fan mail not gonna lie use a real one for that
All right
You should know what time it is
Did I get a dub last time I played chat?
I can't remember.
Did I?
I didn't.
Is there anything good in the store either?
That's another question that I have.
Is there anything currently good in the store?
Because buddy, you know me.
If there's something good in the store, you already know you boys grabbing that.
There ain't no doubt about it at all.
No doubt.
Whatsoever.
Hulking Thor.
That's the same thing it was Thursday, man!
Man.
Hey, case for the biggest racetrack,
can you pick two types of flowers for me to give
for my first tattoo?
Do a...
Do a sunflower and do a dandelion.
That.
right there is the move. Let's see if the general's on. Yep. General. Let's go man.
Tell me your new headset's so bad this thing is all snapped up dog. I'm talking snapped up.
Come on give me give me something good in the store right here. Come on give me something.
Who is that? Wreck-it Ralph, huh?
What is this? Wait, what is this?
I'm not going to lie, Chad, what
is Scout from?
Get it?
It does look cool.
I'm not going to lie.
should I get it the scout dude it looks clean bro look at it I did it
with the five. Chad I did it.
It looks cool. It looks different.
You know what I mean? I'm gonna
rock and see what happens. I'm
just gonna see. Chad, come on,
Don't even lie. That's clean.
Don't even lie. Y'all know it's clean. Y'all know it's clean. There ain't no doubt about
it. Clean. Absolutely clean.
I mean, it's just an in game thing, I bet your links with the five get the W leaks, I'm
win in my first game on by the way. Hey, it's as good as done chat. It is as good as done.
I'm winning my first game on. Watch me. In case y'all didn't know odds are my best chance
win a game is my first game on. So theoretically, theoretically now, this is my best chance.
This skin's playing, don't play with me.
Wait, I'm, wait I'm crazy.
I'm a head by 10 miles I'm the best player in the game.
I told you.
the guy that said play overwatch by the way get him out of here was your camera moving
there was a cable on the right on the right arrow making it move
That happened one other time, don't it?
No, I want the Super Bobo!
No!
I'm crazy with it though.
No!
I'm crazy with it though.
No!
Too easy!
Yes.
Yo K's do you like cheese?
I mean...
Yes.
Yo K's, do you like cheese?
I mean, that's like a big question.
Like, do you like cheese?
It's like, you know, yeah, to an extent.
Like, am I going to sit there and have
like a block of just straight cheese?
It's like, no, that's a little crazy.
What's wrong with a chunk of cheese?
You don't think that's a little weird?
Like you're just sitting there, there's just a giant block of cheese and you're just eating
it.
That's kind of crazy, bro.
Y'all don't think that's a little weird?
You know what else is a little weird?
Just straight up like scrambled eggs and nothing with it or no eggs in general with
nothing with its nasty borderline nasty.
You gotta have something with eggs, like a piece of bread or something.
Two grapes, one green thing.
I can tell y'all the best way to get down six eggs, you ready?
It is the easiest way to get down six eggs.
You cook six eggs regular, right?
Like regular fried eggs, not scrambled or nothing.
And you put three eggs on one sandwich
and three eggs on the other.
So you have two sandwiches with three eggs apiece.
It's easy.
Three coconut.
I don't know why y'all always act like sticks and edges crazy.
Stick to edges like white.
Three banana.
Two of the red ones.
I only eat two, well you might as well not eat any of them at that point.
Like literally what is two eggs doing you, that's like not doing anything at all.
Woo-hoo!
Like, if you're eating two eggs, there's like no point in eating them.
It's about 200 calories.
No, it's not.
Two eggs is 140 calories.
And 12 grams of protein.
That's like nothing.
I eat two eggs.
And what you gonna do with two eggs?
Oh no, if I got egg wipes, I'm doing two eggs.
I'm doing 10 egg whites.
Okay.
That is the most unlucky garbage I've actually ever seen in my life.
That is the most unlucky garbage I've actually ever seen.
That's unbelievable.
Two eggs are way too little, bro. You're like, dude.
Bro two eggs is like actually not doing nothing. I'm not gonna lie to y'all bro two eggs keys man
What you doing with two eggs keys, bro?
Like let's be real
Two eggs is plenty
For who
What
I eat six hundred calories a day, okay.
I'm not.
It's three at best.
Now minimum serving of eggs got to be four.
If you're doing anything less than four then you just might as well just skip that meal.
I'm gonna keep it a stack with you.
Cooking two eggs is more effort than what it's worth at that point like I'm a cook eggs. It's bare minimum for like minimum
Like no joke like
But no, if I got if I'm doing egg whites, I'll do ten egg whites and two regular eggs
I hate this game's actually so bad it's crazy
Notice how the Rhino all went for me.
This game is garbage!
I still got last.
Hey, guys, I've watched your stream, thank you, shout out to my girlfriend, Brittany.
Yo, what's good, Brittany?
Hope you're doing good.
Appreciate it.
Do you like Daven Busters?
I've never been to Daven Busters.
I heard it was goaded, though.
Is Daven Busters goaded, chat?
Oh, that's unreal.
I only eat the yolk of the egg, also you're death-maxing for no reason I see.
Why would you only eat the yolk of the egg that what
What?
No, there's like legitimately no, like, unless it's like some sort of medical reason I've
never heard of, I don't think there's legitimately any reason ever why you would do that.
Like ever.
Like literally ever.
Like unless there's some medical reason, like if you eat the white of the egg you
die there's like the crunchy parts are my favorite dude I'm the exact opposite when it comes to
eggs dude oh my goodness oh dude it makes me I can't think about it I'm about to puke
I hate dude if there is a crunchy part of the egg it makes me want to puke oh my goodness
I cannot describe how bad I hate it.
I'm crazy. I'm insane.
Boiled eggs are goaded. Dude, I like boiled eggs with some salt. You have to put salt,
a little bit of salt on your boiled eggs bro yeah matter of fact I'm taking a
step further boiled eggs are inedible without salt
Eggs are goaded, man, but I will say this about eggs, dude, they're a little like off
pudding, if that makes any sense.
They look cool, they look appetizing, but when you get down to eating them, there's
something about them that's like a little off pudding.
like something's like kind of not right here but they're great they're great but
there's there's something there that's like I don't know what's going on here
like I said especially if you're doing only eggs like say you like say you
scramble up eight eggs and you just have a bowl of eggs just that. It's like, I don't
know if I could do it. I have to have like a piece of bread or minimum hot sauce.
8 eggs. Oh dude, if I wasn't so off put by eggs, I would eat 16 a day instead of a dozen
the day. The only reason I do six eggs at a time is because I have two pieces of
bread with it and having eight eggs and two pieces of bread is kind of crazy, but
if I like eggs straight up by theirself I just do eight, but that's very weird.
It's just weird.
There it is, that's why he's number one in the world.
I mean, how am I supposed to win the game of Lermans
in the lobby?
Like, you can't win.
In case y'all, every time I say I'm either second or third
in the world, everybody always asks
who's number one in the world.
It's Lerman.
It's crazy.
Lerman's actually crazy with it.
It's insane.
Lerman's got to be number one.
Number one currently.
How about 16 deviled eggs?
Ain't nobody eating 16 deviled eggs.
am I gonna lie?
Not gonna lie, that's crazy.
I will say though, I don't mind a deviled egg.
I actually don't mind a deviled egg, for real.
I don't.
I like a deviled egg.
My mom makes some good deviled eggs.
You know who else makes them?
My granny makes good deviled eggs.
And you know who else made good deviled eggs
as well as my granny?
Ain't Judy made some good deviled eggs.
She gone, all right, he ain't Judy.
She gone man, she makes some good deadwood eggs too man.
She did.
Today I ate 20 boiled eggs with 6 pieces of toast.
Got Superman over here.
That's a lie though, that's a lie.
What's the most age-alibrating day?
I'm not talking about one shooting, I mean a whole day.
Crazy with it.
Three eggs is the most you've ever ate in a day.
I would say the most I've ever ate in a day is probably two dozen.
I think easily two dozen, because we had chickens when I was like, like 16 years old, 17 years
old.
I think I easily eaten a couple dozen eggs in a day multiple times.
And everybody always acts like that's crazy, bro.
It's really not crazy at all.
It's just not.
And one day brought a 24 eggs ain't that much in one day. I mean, it's a little crazy
if you ain't did it, but bro, it's really not that bad, man.
Bro stop you need to do some more research
That whole cholesterol stuff with eggs, I'm pretty sure that's just like a sham by the way I
Think it's good cholesterol matter of fact that's an egg
People hear the word cholesterol and they immediately like oh it is bad but there is such thing as good cholesterol though.
Oh no.
Wait, what's the one that I go with?
Oh my goodness, that could have been bad, bro!
Eggs are a super food bro they are!
The best tasting super food at that!
are off putting I mean dude I agree they can very well be off putting breath
that's why you gotta have a cup piece of the toast or something with it or like a
a cup piece of bacon? I don't know bruh.
Come here bruh.
Get your filthy hands off me.
No, you ain't getting away bro.
There's no way it's joking me.
Yo, come here Michelle with you.
Yo, mini, come here!
Get these beans away from me!
Boy, old eggs with mayo is good?
Okay, now we're taking it a step too far, man.
You know what I don't understand and no offense if this is not you because my
best friend is like this and my dad is also like this but I almost think it's
like you're lying people who legitimately say mayonnaise is nasty I think
you're like actually like you just I think there's no I don't think that's
possible. I actually don't see how it is possible to think mayonnaise on like
a chicken salad is bad I actually don't know how that's possible at all. I
I can't I can't I don't know how
Like a chicken sandwich is legitimately inevitable in an animal without mayo, so how can you not like mayo how
It almost makes me mad when people say they hate mail.
It's just like, I just don't think I can believe you.
Like, no, I can't eat that.
It's got mayonnaise on it.
It's like, bro, like, what's wrong with you, bro?
Like, actually.
Like what do you mean you can't eat it because that's mayonnaise on it?
It's like it's like a tomato for example.
It's like very dominant.
I can understand not eating something with a tomato because I don't like tomato.
But mayo is so like not aggressive or egregious.
So how was it like affecting like I can't eat this with an omelette?
like I can see I can see your crusty tampon with the five
digits I can see how you could not eat something with mustard on it because
mustard is very aggressive you know what I mean it's like whoa it's like an
overpowering crazy thing but mayonnaise isn't it's like it's it's just
That's what I don't get about the whole mayonnaise thing.
I'm an idiot, I'm so stupid.
I think they're all going to survive chat.
I should still be in there, bro.
The thing is, if they all survive another minute 30, you get the win, even if there's three alive.
Okay, it's a 1v1 now. New quail versus Lermin.
By the way, Lermin's number one in the world right now, in case you were wondering.
over. Lerman just won my first two games on. That's insane. The first two games I had on,
he literally won both of them. That's unreal. That's unreal, bro. I shouldn't have died the
way I did. I'm an idiot for staying up front. I should have went to the back because you
can't stay like in place on the fan action because if you do, it's just gonna shoot
you often that's what happened to me I should have moved I'm goofy for that no
joke I'm like goofy for real for that yeah I'm goofy for that my fault what do
you think of tuna salad I messed with some tuna salad a little bit I'm not
gonna lie I like tuna salad tuna salad is actually is actually really good
you know what else is good in tuna salad chopped up a boiled eggs bro no
joke chopped up boiled eggs is also good in tuna salad bro I'm serious there ain't
nothing like a good tuna salad sandwich on like a toasted piece of bread man and
you were talking about a superfood bro tuna might be the best thing you could
ever eat if you want protein to calorie ratio tuna's like the craziest thing ever
actually it's unreal
I don't like it.
The only thing I don't like about tuna is that, again, if you eat tuna by itself, it's like,
whoa.
You know what I mean?
You feel like you're eating some blood.
I'm going to have to be crazy with it.
It is Lion, dude!
Yo beans with the pop, thank you!
2026 game of the year now that might be taken in a step too far we already won
back-to-back hey I don't know
Okay, so I'm gonna make a sandwich wait for me big doll. I can't just pause it
I can't pause it
Watch this I'm winning this 100% watch me
Who just kind of cased my dog, Sentai?
Why are you lying?
I looked at the floor, I didn't even follow nobody that round, I just immediately knew
where to go.
Yup.
up.
Won't you all believe me idea, Bronner?
Where to go that game?
GG.
Hey.
GG, buddy.
I'm gonna be a leader, not a follower here.
Watch this.
I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy.
I am crazy!
Do not him!
What do I say, I said I'm going to be a leader there.
World record that could have been you know what let's get let's get a timer
on that that could have been a world record right there GG
Who's making that squeaking noise?
What are you doing, bro?
Who's making that squeaking noise?
What is that?
I almost lost my life.
I'm so bad. I'm actually so bad. I don't think I'm capable of getting a win nowadays. I actually,
I chat, I don't think I'm capable of getting a win nowadays. I really don't. I actually
don't think I'm capable to. Like no joke, I think I completely fell off to the point
To where it's not even physically possible for me to get a dub, bro.
I'm horrible.
Shadow, am I not horrible at the game?
I mean, go ahead and keep it real with me for a minute.
This is getting disrespectful at this point.
Change your fit.
I'm going to do one game with this fit and then we'll change it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna do one more game with this fit.
If not, we might have to go back.
We might have to go back to some Kermit action.
Low key for real ski.
Because I feel like we was playing good on the Kermit, dude.
Right.
Patrick, should I go all the way full circle back
back to Patrick Jack like full circle back to Pat that might be cinema for real. Back
to the OG ski. Let's see what happens here though.
One of these days they're gonna put a cup noodle skin in this game, and it's gonna be it's gonna be correct
I'm getting first place watch this
I hate this game I hate everything
I'm still getting first.
There's no stopping me.
crazy with it
This is the game right here.
86% said he won't win.
Wait, was it a 86%?
actually no way it's a 86% prediction oh wow it is oh yeah I'm 100% locking in
now oh y'all are y'all are cooked oh y'all y'all are cooked oh yeah you don't
I made a mistake today!
A mistake.
Oh, and it's the swiveller?
Oh, yeah!
Gamer glass is activated.
I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm in flow state
That could have been bad.
I'm still in flow state though.
Oh lord that could have been bad right there buddy but it wasn't hey but it wasn't bad
Right.
Give me something good, G.J.
Lord.
Do I be a leader or a follower?
A leader.
I'm the pioneer.
Good job, you pig! You did good!
Yo, if y'all would move, I could do it with my little sides still.
That was on the car, 100%.
That has to be it right here.
It is it.
I got to quit yelling, I got to quit yelling.
come on. Come on. GG. Let's go. Let it be. Let it be.
A. Let it be.
Right here.
It's hard to play this when you have this stuff's reach following you the whole time.
You know what I mean?
Flipy still has the whole map over there, man.
That might put me a third chat no joke that might put me a third
I got one more in me one more in me one more one more golly chat that I fall off for real man go
Patrick. Are y'all sure y'all want to see Patrick again? Are you sure? Are you
sure that you want to see old Pat again? Is that what you want? Flippy fan club
with the five gift that okay the glaze is getting out of hand here a little bit.
Let's let's relax here.
Your couch looks crazy.
Yeah it does. Got some couch action going.
J, y'all mess with the couch?
Fun fact when I first moved to this setup I bought that couch specifically
as a background piece. Yep. That couch has actually been set on, I think, once it's literally
just there as a background piece. Yep. Shoal is. Couch clean, too. Check out mess with
it. Lock in. Let's go. It wouldn't be right without it. Oh, it would look terrible without
it. Could y'all imagine this room with no couch? I'm faster than you, Lermin.
I should have beat Lermin right there. What do you know? The top three players in the world was
first, second and third right there. Did you see that?
the year. True.
But he's not top three. Yes, I am.
Type one if I'm top three in this. Come on now. Don't come on. Don't disrespect my legacy.
than anybody that type too as well how come you never win if you're top three
getting a win and fall guys is like seeing a shooting star it only happens
every blue moon but when it does it's great and that's the situation if you
want me to be real that's the situation
I have a force field around me, nothing can hit me.
Huge.
Huge!
Shoot!
This is it.
Have a little bit of faith.
Hey, have just a little bit of faith in me.
Miku died?
I still wonder what the strat is to hit the center gold ring every time here.
I'm not sure if I can get through here.
You see how I waited for the silver rain to come around?
You see that?
Y'all see how I waited for the silver rain to come around?
Yep.
Patience.
Yeah!
DJ!
Yo, look at this pig just trying to grab me and bailing measurably at it.
you do everything else in your life. Just a failure through and through.
Like certified failure.
Yo, you suck so bad it's actually gravy.
You're going out of your way to grab me and you've got me like once.
Wait, you are terrible.
I'm terrible.
Elbowly?
Oh, I meant every word of it, too.
I meant every single word of it.
Every word of it I meant it.
Lermin's winning this 100%.
Lermin versus Flippi.
And there's an underdog here.
It's just
It's just Lerman and the Elkerdog!
There is no chance that Lerman doesn't win this by the way.
There's no chance.
I feel sorry for this other guy.
Oh!
Oh, okay.
I guess I jinxed him.
Congratulations.
I guess I jinxed him.
Why do you always go on the right side?
It doesn't matter where I go on that map.
If there's one just disgusting farm animal that's following you,
it's just it is what it is.
You know what I mean?
It's just it is what it is. You know what I mean?
That's just gonna be what it is. I fell off though. I'm playing like garbage on top of it. Yeah
No joke on top of that. I'm playing like garbage like seriously like like absolute garbage
What is this?
My sister and I went the case so root for Easter egg design this year mine has a world
class of boo-key stain. Oh my, yo wait these are clean. Yo why are these clean though. Yo,
No!
Chad, they clean!
That doo-doo staying wild, though, man.
That doo-doo staying crazy.
Chad, what are you doing if you go Easter egg hunting
and you find this?
Would you save it?
I feel like you just have to save it.
Keeping it for the rest of my life, dude, I swear that's hard.
Leaving it where I found it once I see the stain.
You know you lied.
know you taking that. Don't lie. You know you taking that. Don't lie now. Come on, man.
Scramble it. Chat, would I make a good egg? Be real. Would I make a good egg? Play pool.
I'll do a couple of games for a spooky time. I'm ready to crap on some dudes. I like
I'm not crapping on dudes, but why?
I'm right here.
Give me some more Gabriel subs going.
Use the discount code KSO for 10% off at GabrielSubs.com.
Cup.
Caso's nuclear bomb sickle.
How many scoops am I doing?
Caffeine free now.
That's a big old scoop going in.
And Dust just flew all over my setup. I hate everything and everyone.
Three scoops, I'll go with three scoops on it.
Scoot number two, one more scoop, one more scoop, that's a big one.
Scoot number three, let me go get some water, some purified water and by that I mean straight
about the sake.
Spank me, Chris.
Oh, yeah.
See now I got my water in there.
I think you got to stir it straight out the kitchen big doll. Oh yeah get that
get that stir action going. Oh yeah get that stir action going.
Yeah, that's scooped big, not gonna lie.
It's like I'm starting to cauldron, I feel like a wits, just, dude, I want to do that
so bad.
I want to have me a cabin built in the middle of the woods and I want a giant cauldron,
a nothing but slop and just have it be bowling and just sitting there. Not done yet. Still
Still ain't done.
They just do that all day.
Would that not be the coolest thing ever?
Let me go rinse this shovel off real quick. Hold up.
Get ready to queue up nerds. I'm about to beat everybody in the pool today.
It's time.
Hey.
It's time.
Refund? I placed my bet thinking it was Fall Guys. Sounds like a personal problem to me.
But sure, go ahead and refund them and run another one.
You're lucky I just don't let it happen. Cause I coulda.
What did I walk into?
Pull prowess.
Just observe.
What am I camera doing?
Fixed it.
I handled that problem.
See how I handled that?
I handled that like I needed to.
Am I stressed?
Yeah.
Am I stressed?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Somebody about to get straight crap thrown up in here.
Let's go.
And I get first break, G.G. What was that? What was that? That's not even my fault.
the same break I always do. Hello?
Come on man, I ain't got all day. I got meetings I gotta get to.
I think I got all day. No. Do I got all day chat? No. Clean. Clean break. Clean. So there's
a solid and a stripe in. I think I would let's just do stripes. Let's just do stripes. Wow,
I sunk a solid as well. It's still open. That being said, I'm going to go ahead and go
with solids. That's beautiful. Clean. Clean. Got a two piece right there and I get the
purple one or do I get the red I don't know that that goes in chat I'm not gonna
lie I'm gonna try it though I shouldn't have I'm an idiot I shouldn't have but
What is this slop in my ear, man?
Wait, this goober literally just scratched,
barely touched the ball.
Oh, GG.
Okay.
Go for the pert.
Go for the red, clean.
That happened exactly how I wanted it to.
Exactly like I wanted it to!
Pay them up!
There's one.
That's a beauty right there. Let me tell you big break
Solid went in go for the green
Huge
Do I have an angle on the yellow I think I do
Yes
This could be trouble with a scratch, so I'm going to put some backspin on it.
I might as well have scratched.
purple ball bottom left pocket no there's just not much you can do there chat no joke
There's just not much you can do there.
You got aimbot?
Why'd you snap that so fast?
We win these.
We win these all day.
We win these all day, don't worry.
There is no problem yet.
Okay, there could be a problem here pretty soon.
I won, pay him up.
Hey, that's not exactly how you want to win, but it is a win either way.
Panic in pool. That's the key. Never
I had that good of a break and not a single one went in are we serious right now
Are we dead serious
Aimbot why was it snapping like that? Was it low key aimbotten?
You almost lost with the eight ball there.
Look here, Chad.
I'm going solids.
I'm going solids here.
I've made a horrific mistake.
Never mind that goes in all day.
I scratched, I hate everything.
That's fine, it's fine, don't worry yet.
It's fine.
It's fine. It's fine.
Yo, night shift with a thousand bits. I need some words of wisdom going into this week.
I don't want to get bit by another resident at work. Wait, what?
Bit by a resident? Was the resident evil?
So Elle Woods arcade with 500 bits.
Wait, what?
Hey, case, I'm a dev at the Funnel Runners game.
If you want early access, let me know.
LOL, wait, are you serious?
Wait, you for real?
when how early is the access here wait a minute how early we talking
No way. Wait, you for real?
Che, I don't think that's real.
Do I go for this? I do go for this all day.
I'm glad I did too, that worked out great.
Wait, no way I'd get early access to that game. You for real ski?
Like no jokeski?
That's a beauty.
End of this month-ish? Oh, I'm down.
Yeah, just let me know. I'm down.
That game looked good.
Oh, no.
Bro, come on, man!
No, that's just a refund.
That's just a refund right there.
Chad, do you think it's people leaving,
or is it just the game server some straight cheeks?
Wow, what a break.
This is what Crispy spanked me with right here.
Straight big old spoon action.
There's no way I'll lose this.
There's no way, right?
No way.
Hello?
Am I going to get to shoot even once?
I will because you don't have a shot here. Hey you better hope you make a
miracle shot right here because if I get the ball it's over with bud you are
cooked if I get the ball. You are cooked if I get the ball. I just want you to
know that.
Well GG you had your chance you should have done it while you had the chance bud.
Wow, I suck.
Oh, that's just beautiful.
Couldn't have played it no better.
could not have played it no better. I mean, let me tell you chat. You just can't play it
no better than that. I told you! Pay him, I'm going to my lose! No, actually no, I could
have played it better. I could have played that better, actually. I could have. Big
Great. Yeah, this is a scam.
GG. I accidentally put down 20K, so I'm glad you won.
Wait, you accidentally put 20K on me winning this?
You know I'd be straight pooling up in here.
Oh, I want 100%.
Oh, yeah, I won.
Yeah, this game's over.
That's all I needed to see, Jack.
That's all your boy needed to see.
Yeah, you're cooked.
Unless it's a slop shot and you just made two slop shots this game actually sucks so bad.
Unbelievable man. Make people call their pockets in this game, bro. It is a problem.
I'm such an idiot it's unreal I blocked it though so it's fine
I don't have the power calibration down but it's fine he doesn't have a shark.
It's not a big deal Chad.
Told you.
I told you it wasn't.
No way.
No shot. We're good.
No shot.
No shot, no shot.
This game sucks so bad, bro.
You literally won because you hit like four slot shots.
I just hope you know that.
Wait, you lost.
Refund.
But why does it DC every time?
But it's all right though.
You want to know what?
Find a new website.
I do need to find a new website.
I think I said that last time.
But you know what time it is, Chad?
Huh?
Your happy birthday, Heaven?
Spooky time
You best get you a diaper on chat
Hey
You best get you a diaper on up in here
You want to know why I tell you why
Because it's Spooky Time, Locky!
Let's go!
Hey, you better lock in, Buster.
Are you locked in?
name of this game is Thames Tale. Not sure what that means. The Road to Her. Part one.
Do you got you a dypey on chat, huh, do you do you
Oh you can sit to one of my mods, Elle Woods, thank you
Let's go. Game looked pretty good. VHS turned out all of my
luck. Texture, full texture. Thanks to what? StarFordSystems.com. Thank you very much.
Lock in. The road to her.
I just need to get it off my chest before I convince myself it never happened.
Well, what's that?
I'm Emily.
That's a crazy space between the I'm.
I'm Emily 26 and I own a tiny coffee shop downtown.
downtown. I've been running it for a few years now. I love old records, small town road trips,
and binge watching true crime shows when I should probably be sleeping. You real for
that Emily, not going to lie. About two years ago I had some free time one day, so I decided
to drive out to visit an old friend in the next town over. The drive was quiet, almost
too quiet and my mind just started drifting. I kept thinking about my shop and
a random and random stuff that didn't really matter. Yo, Zoey with the T and
gifted W Zoey. Thank you, Zoey with the T.
I remember feeling more tired than I expected to be.
I
Got a short pain of my side gg
I'm back
Gas is getting low this road has to lead to a station eventually. Yes, it does Emily it does
Well now it's awkward. I'll turn it back on. Did the car just die? Emily we're in the middle
of nowhere! Maybe there's a gas can in the trunk. I hope I didn't forget it. Yo pee-wee
with the five 11 15 p.m. middle of the woods ran out of gas oh yeah it's over
Emily what have we done here why didn't we plan ahead Emily Emily why do you
have like a giant industrial light as your head lamp in your car by the way
Emily that's why we're all the gas is going
Please tell me there's a gas jam back here.
Fantastic.
Truck is jammed too.
Why am I like this?
I guess I can walk a bit and see if there's any gas stations nearby.
Fabian with the five.
Yellow Emily.
In my personal opinion, now you might not care about my opinion and that's fine, right?
But in my personal opinion, I think this is the worst idea we could ever have right
now, Emily.
gang just started forget you then man
cables with the team actually I don't think I want to get a ride from
anybody out here in the middle of nowhere was you I think that's probably
better off just walking. Yo Emily we've went far enough let's just...
Oh it's a raccoon. Hey buddy.
What am I hearing?
I hear something dying in the distance.
Flashlight low key sucks.
I see lights up here though. What is this?
Maybe it's a gas station.
Yeah. Yeah, it's over.
Is it a gas station? It is a gas station. Oh my goodness, we got so lucky.
That wasn't even that far of a walk, either.
This is...
Excuse you.
May I help you you got a stare problem?
You drove by me a minute ago when I was needing to ride now you don't stare at me like I did
something.
Forget you man.
Press the up arrow to check your phone.
Talk to the cashier, all right?
Why?
What would possess you to name?
Oh, that's just a donkey.
Never mind.
That's just a donkey.
It's not a big deal.
Lord have mercy. Yo, sorry, this is crazy, but are you low? Look who? Yeah, that's me. Who? Wow, I
really didn't expect this today. Is this who? I just want to say I love your music.
I want to take up your time just wanted to say hi.
Have a good day.
Hi.
Let me go in here.
You know what?
I would rather go spend the night in my car than get any gas from here.
Lord have mercy! You haven't even got no gas cans in here!
Yo, Barry, you look like you've been running from something.
His little profile picture by the dialogue is crazy.
I just had to walk, walk out here, middle of the highway.
Yeah, a car ran out of gas.
It's down the road, huh?
Funny place to run out, isn't it?
No houses for miles.
Yo, what is up with the donkey action?
Yeah, lucky me. Most folks don't come in on foot this late. Yo, Barry, I'm here to have
small talk with you, bruh. I need a gas can dog. I want to get up out of here. I didn't
really have a choice. Facts, Emily. You alone? Yes, Emily, don't answer yes to that. Why?
with the five thank you thought so so what are you doing here exactly are you
stupid she just said we ran out of gas
I need a fuel can't just enough to get moving again people usually don't walk
and here unless something's really wrong. What are you saying?
You're right, ran out of gas. Yeah, I can see that. Yo, I'm about to just walk away.
What is this? This was worse than running into no gas station in the middle
I wear. Thomas with the five. This will get you a few miles if your car is really where
you say it is. It is. That'll be 1875. Here. Road's real quiet tonight. Yeah. Don't take
too long walking back. Wouldn't want you getting lost out there. Okay, Barry.
Where'd the guy with the phone go?
What's wrong with him?
I bet he thinks I'm a serial killer or something.
There's that creepy dude again in chat.
Lord have mercy, he's so creepy.
You know, do you got a problem with me or something, bro?
You've been staring at me like you look at me every angle I go.
Look at you.
You really break your neck to stare at me.
What is wrong with you, man?
I'm going back to my car.
Look, he's still staring, dog.
What?
I just heard extra footsteps. I'm dead serious.
He's still there though.
I hear extra footsteps. Do y'all hear that?
He's quiet nice mess with your head. It feels like I'm being followed or something not Emily. We are being followed. I hear extra footsteps.
dog. Yeah, y'all, y'all, y'all confirm real quick. Y'all hear it too. Disconfirmed.
There's my car. Headlights are still on. What are the odds there's just a killer waiting
in my car. Keep moving. Just keep moving. That's all we can do is just keep moving.
Why don't you have a Blicky? She didn't, she don't even have the key to a Trump. Much less
That's a blickey.
Noodles with dookie with the five. What?
We're so dead.
Kitty.
kiddie. It's just dude again. Kiddie saved me from the jump scare. They're not gonna lie.
Could have got me way worse. I told y'all this is the same dude from the gas station
too. I told y'all I heard something. Hey there. Didn't want you walking all that way
alone mind if I help buddy I'm just putting gas in my car I don't need you
to help me and you're creepy for following me way out here no I'm fine
really oh come on it's a long walk back to your car that can looks heavy for
someone all alone what do you mean it's a long walk back to my car I'm at my
car I said I'm fine I can handle it
Sure, but you know accidents happen, slips, spills, it'd be terrible if you hurt yourself
out here.
Big dog, what part of I don't need no help do you not get?
I can manage, you don't have to.
You're so careful, but still it's easier with two hands, don't you think?
I have two hands.
I don't need help.
All right, I won't touch it.
But hey, if you drop anything or the car won't start,
I'm right here.
I can fix it.
OK, please leave.
I know it's just strange to see someone out here all alone.
Most people would have panicked or called for help.
You're brave, I suppose.
Dude, you are so creepy.
It's unreal.
Brave.
I'm not.
I'm just trying to get back on the road.
Please go.
very well. I won't bother you any longer. Just stay safe. All right. Thank you.
Kitty.
Looking back, the whole thing still makes my skin crawl.
There's something deeply off about a grown man offering to help offering help
to a lone girl stranded on an empty road after midnight.
The second my car finally turned over, I didn't even think I locked the
doors and took off.
I figured if I could just get to Rachel's place faster, I'd be somewhere safe, somewhere with lights and people.
Life.
Hopefully we won't run out of gas again.
Why would I need to look back?
Why do they give me an option to look back?
You gotta be kidding me.
It's the same guy!
Breaks it! Reversing to him!
Hey, I had to try something there.
Bro's got good brakes on his car, they'll all give him that.
That's so creepy, bro.
Chat, that is so creepy, man.
I knew they were giving me the ability to look back for a reason.
I knew it.
Wait, maybe he's not coming out this time.
Wait, I don't see him this time.
Yo, yo, Maddie De Luna with the 25 gifted and Sam Taco with the 25 gifted.
Yo, W gifters for real.
Precinct, y'all.
Thank you, W gifters.
Thank you, Sam Taco and Maddie Precinct, y'all.
Dog, I gotta use the restroom again.
I'll be right back.
I'll be drinking too much game or something, Sam.
Good lord.
I can't help it. I'm so healthy. I drink so much water and gang results. I'm just using
restroom all the time, a beacon of health.
GG.
Chad, he's actually not behind us this time. Is that a glitch?
Wait, what?
Never mind. Was he sitting in the woods waiting and just pulled out? Excuse me?
I already tried to brake check him, but it didn't work out good for me.
Yeah, we're cooked. Okay, he stopped. I don't know why, but
no panic. Just keep driving. Yeah, that's the best thing we could do Emily. I
got to Maple Hill around 633 AM. Wow. She was literally driving all night.
All night. Oh, I gotta hit with ads. That's tough.
A dry town with empty streets and scattered dust.
After driving alone since midnight, the stillness hit harder than I expected.
Chastity, I wait on them this game good.
Do I wait on them?
Rogue with the five.
place was the first familiar thing I'd seen in hours. Even if it looked worn out as the rest of
the town, even if it looked as worn out as the rest of the town. Wait.
Hey, it's all good now. We made it through the night. That was some
creepy stuff that happened, but it's daytime now. We do it.
The pressure with the five.
I ain't got a fucking fucking all-in-a-thing at all.
I'm gonna get a thing of it from a nature.
From a thing of things I've been working in here.
I'm gonna get a thing of it.
She's just all-in-a-thing.
Well, Rachel's now sad.
She's all-in-a-thing.
She's just all-in-a-thing.
This is Maker Hill, huh?
Does he quiet and dead like I wait?
Somehow, it feels smaller than I remember.
Why's she talking crazy about this town?
looks nice.
This should be the left she makes it looks normal enough.
All right here.
There is no traffic.
There's just nobody out here.
It's just us.
What is this?
This race will live in the back rooms or something?
Wait, there's a second less.
She definitely didn't mention this.
Anybody else recognize the neighborhood and house?
We have played so many horror games that took place in this neighborhood and house.
That's the house. This is the neighborhood.
I guess Rachel lives here now.
the creepy dude started following us last night while we were driving but he
just randomly stopped and we made it through the night and we got to Rachel's
house now which is good life. Oh it's gonna leave the car running Emily no
wonder you'd be running out of gas. We just leaving the car running?
She's probably asleep. I'm not knocking at this hour. Well what are we gonna do
Emily, we're going to go in.
Looking back, the whole thing still makes my skin crawl.
What does?
We're not going to close the door when we come in.
Emily, that is so disrespectful.
This isn't even our house.
Where's Sarah?
What was her name?
Sarah?
What was her name?
Let me run upstairs to pee real quick, and then I'll get my bags.
Rachel.
Why would we not at least knock and be like, yo, Rachel, I'm here.
You could go back to sleep, though.
Wait, there's, I can't open none of these doors.
What you mean?
80% confident it's crap myself now I make that 90% Lord have mercy what are we
doing there is no way you're awake at 6 30 in the morning waiting on me to pull
up so you can jump scare me Emily you scared me I should be the one to tell
you that you were standing right behind the door I wasn't standing I was
literally brushing my teeth why are you here so early I drove through the night
I got here a few minutes ago and didn't want to wake you so you decided to give
me a jump scare. Hey I just wanted to pee after a six hour drive. Fags. See I
feel like we jump scared her. No she jumped scared us.
Yeah, and I'm lucky I didn't punch you out of pure panic.
Hey, don't be threatened to punch me, Rachel.
You can relax a little bit.
Look up.
You think if I could, I would?
You think I had the...
Bro said, look up, bro, in all caps, like I wouldn't have done that already.
Anyways, I'm exhausted.
I'm going to go crash.
room I use it again? Your rooms just to the left of this bathroom, first door on
the right after the stairs. Thanks, I'm gonna use the toilet first. I need to pee so bad.
I fell asleep really hard at Rachel's house because the six hour drive there
completely exhausted me. When I woke up around 5 p.m. all that sleep schedule is cooked. Oh my
goodness. That sleep schedule is cooked. It was already getting dark outside. I was really confused
How long I've been out
Yeah, Emily you don't ruin your whole sleep schedule this is
Rachel what are you what are you doing Rachel?
Rachel what are you doing in my room?
Thanks.
Case with the TN, thank you.
I was about to wake you up
and see we could just believe her,
but what are the odds she's just been sitting here staring at us?
You scared me, I thought I was doing a treatment.
You've been sleeping so long I was starting to think the six hour drive knocked you out permanently.
So you came in here to finish the job.
You came in here to hit me over here with that chair.
Hey, that tribe was exhausted.
I barely remember putting my bag down.
Exactly.
You passed out the second you hit the bed.
What time is it?
The evening like almost sunset evening.
Oh, yeah, okay.
That checks out.
Come on, sleep.
I promise I'd take you to my favorite burger place.
Okay.
I guess I am awake now.
Chaddy, anybody else getting bad vibes coming from Rachel right here?
Let's be real.
I'm getting some bad vibes coming from Rachel right now.
Get changed before you fall back to sleep.
That's a pretty nice town you live in Rachel not gonna lie.
Why are we driving so slow?
Hey, can you keep your eyes on the road Rachel relax?
I mean there's nobody here but still.
You know, I'm gonna tell you something, I'm still kind of shaking, you sound scared, what's wrong?
I was stalked by a total creep on my way to you.
My car ran out of gas, home's some dead bro, I had to walk to a gas station and I'm assuming he followed me from there.
Did he say something? What happened?
It started out, it started, huh?
It started out saying okay. What? Oh it started out sounding okay
I guess kind of normal. He pulled up slowly. Are you doing all this without looking at the road by the way Rachel?
What are you doing?
He would say he could help me with anything but his eyes. Let's just say he wasn't exactly charming
Look you're here with me now. That's all that matters. I got you. I'll protect you at all costs
I'm gonna leave that Rachel
Okay, look this is the burger joint I told you about we need comfort food for this story
Next time just call her at least text. I would have met you halfway
I still don't like how she was just staring at us when we woke up
My recognizes lay out immediately though
That's kind of bad ain't it I don't recognize all these layouts
Oh, Rachel, we couldn't have sat like not right beside somebody.
Yo, this is kind of, this is kind of awkward in here.
the goober from the gas station works here too? Are you kidding me? Bro's got two jobs!
Okay, yeah, Chas, something ain't right in this town, I'm not gonna lie.
something is not right in this
town here picnic tables to
so what we're going to get
so the gas station you said
That's him.
So the gas station said there was a guy, when I left he pulled out right after me, drove
snow like really slow stayed behind it the whole time yeah Rachel he's in here how long couple
of blocks maybe more he kept honking not angry just trying to get me to look that's creepy at some
point he finally spent off but it didn't feel like he gave up it felt like he decided to stop
just tell her that he's in here
Emily you should have called me I know hey I really needed to need the toilet if they
They call our number, can you grab the food?
Yeah, sure.
Thanks, I'll be right back.
Dog, it's literally him.
How this, oh no.
Okay for a second I thought it was gonna be like he was gonna be in here no
hand washes diabolical Emily just saying
You know, Rachel, me and you going to have a problem.
Whoa, you scared me.
You scared me too.
I didn't expect anyone there.
What do you mean you didn't expect me?
You knew I went to the bathroom.
I thought I was alone.
Same here.
I was just checking on you.
You were in there forever.
Okay.
Let's go eat for the burgers get cold. Yeah
What do you mean you didn't expect anyone to be there
Lord have mercy how long was I in the bathroom? It's dark
Where is the car that we pulled up in at? Oh, it's over
Yo Rachel there's not even any burgers here. What do you mean?
We ate and came back from the burger place and slept around 8 or 9 p.m.
But I woke up at around 12 a.m. because a car pulled in and the engine was way too loud for this hour.
Yep, here it is. Nobody comes here at this hour.
I got up and checked from the window to see who it was.
Well, we already know who it's going to be.
Hey, we already know, Chad.
that. That's him. That's him. How did he track me all the way to this town when he stopped
the last time. Where's Rachel? Rachel? No covers is diabolical with the high heels on. It's
Crazy. Rachel, wake up. Rachel, wake up. Rachel, you got to get Rachel, you got to get up if she did.
Oh, it is so over.
What was that glass breaking?
I can't tell if he's still in the car or not.
Something feels wrong. Checking that sound now is dangerous. I should go back and hide in my room.
Everything's been destroyed downstairs, bruh.
Oh, we are cooked beyond belief.
Why would Amelie not be able to do that?
Why would Emily not?
I can't hide.
Why would we not go out of our way to wake her up?
We just got her killed.
There's nowhere to get out at!
I knew she was out. I knew she was in on it. Where am I? Hey, you okay? You kind of passed
out for a second. Rachel, you were here? Yeah, I was just waiting to make sure you didn't
get hurt wait what I thought I was being followed hey look at me you're safe
you're here thanks I feel a little dizzy come on let's get you something you need
to sit down wait what did we pass out in the restaurant bathroom and that all
the rest of that was oh what
y'all if you're passing out in the bathroom you need to you need to go
home we go to sleep like now he's still there too so that part wasn't a dream
This is bad. He's still there. Bruh.
I ain't even in the mood. I'm not gonna lie. Rachel, I don't need you. I'm gonna be real with you. Yeah.
You okay now? You scared me back there.
Yeah, I'm fine. Probably just low blood sugar or something.
You were out longer than you think. That's not nothing.
I know I've just been tired lately, tired doesn't usually drop you like that, it didn't
for me either until it did.
What?
That's not comforting, I'm not trying to scare you, I just know the signs when I see them.
Signs of what?
I keep waking up in the middle of the night.
Nightmares again?
Yeah, actually, I had one while I passed out the creep the guy I told you about
The one who's been following you. Yeah, I was sure he was in your house. I couldn't move. I couldn't scream
Hey, it's okay. You're safe. I'm not letting anything happen to you keep saying that up
that up. Oh my goodness, we'll see in court. That is a logo on that sauce packet right there.
Yep. Yep, that is a logo on that sauce packet right there. We will see you in court. This
This restaurant is stealing sauces from Mickey D's and selling them in here.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
Plain as day.
Thanks Rachel.
Don't disappear on me again, okay?
I won't, I promise.
You could eat the burgers when they get cold, I don't want you skipping meals on
my watch. Okay, Rachel, thank you. I woke up around 12 30 am. Oh, no, it's like the dream
again. Because I was really thirsty and still half asleep. So I went downstairs to get some
water. Yeah, here's how it happens in the dream. She woke up at like midnight to get
This is not good, Jack.
This is not good.
Okay, there's no car out there this time.
Wow, we're moving slow this Christmas.
Dude, she is so creepy, bro.
Why is she up this late?
Why is Rachel still up?
It's already so late.
Dude, that is creepy!
What's going on in here Rachel what are you doing it's nothing go back upstairs
Don't lie to me. You said you quitted drugs. Quitted.
She quitted them. Yo. Dude, that neck action is insane, by the way.
Just give him a little chilly on the close door.
See, you quit it drugs, Dad.
Dad, did you quit it drugs?
Did you quit drugs?
Poster's crazy that neck action is wild dude
Got some giraffe action going
Don't start that you don't get it
They held me understand right so you told me you were clean
You think it's that easy
You could have told me what for so you'd look at me with those judging eyes
I just wanted my friend back. She's not coming back.
I couldn't sleep that night. Wait, what?
I just kept worrying about Rachel and her drug problem. That's a crazy sentence.
I couldn't get her out of my head. After tossing and turning for a while, I finally got up and decided to go check on her.
We should just stay in bed, bro. She's going bro. She don't want to stab in us
It's not Rachel imagine
Is she still down here
Rachel
Maybe she went to the garage. Why would she be in the garage?
It's all...
What is she doing?
Maybe the backyard? I already was there. She's in the backyard.
Bro, what is she doing?
Bro, she's creeping me out, dawg.
I do not want to go out here.
Bro.
Rachel?
Even worse than the creepy guy, Faggs.
Rachel, does she have a knife in her hand?
She has a knife.
Dog, she has a knife.
Rachel, what are you doing out here?
I couldn't sleep, the noise won't stop.
What noise? It's quiet. What's that in your hand?
I was going to make it stop for good Rachel please put the knife down we can talk I tried
Emily I really tried but then I saw you and it started again what started you always say
that you're scaring me like I'm the problem I didn't mean no you never mean it you just
show up acting like you care and it gets louder every time what louder Rachel I
don't hear anything because it doesn't talk to you it talks to me all night
every night until I can't think until I can't breathe Rachel stop you need
help. I needed peace, but you wouldn't let me have it. If I can't make it stop,
maybe I can stop you.
So fight.
Why did she do it?
Imagine the plot twist. The creepy dude is the one that saves us.
You left the keys upstairs, Emily. Are you kidding me?
What is that running?
Yeah!
Rachel?
She didn't just collapse randomly.
She fell while trying to hurt me.
One minute she was completely out of control.
Same things that didn't make sense.
In the next, she was on the floor.
I called for help and rushed her to the hospital.
Doctors later said it was a drug overdose.
They told me her suicidal episode wasn't actually from depression,
but from the drugs messing with her head
so badly that she wasn't herself.
Basically, she was in the hospital.
Basically her mind redirected the danger away from herself and toward me.
She's stable now in an addiction recovery program.
Well, that's good.
A happy ending so the creepy guy wasn't the threat the whole time.
Even now it's still crazy to think about the whole thing.
I was really close to Rachel and I know some of what she went through growing up.
So I guess life just never showed her much mercy.
That was actually a good game. That was a free game too by the way.
That was actually a really good game. I'm not gonna lie.
Dare I say game of the year?
Dare I say game of the year.
Got to do one more than Redfield's Reynolds.
We got to do one more than Redfield's Reynolds, right?
Got to.
Dog, I forgot to put that shirt in the dryer.
You think it's feel good?
Because there was other stuff in there with it too.
This game looks like it's going to be Cinema 2.
Do it now.
Give me like three minutes.
Y'all better be acting fool while I go put this shirt in the drawer.
You hear me?
Cut out!
I think it's safe.
I think the shirt has been saved, Jack.
We're good.
The shirt has been saved.
Y'all weren't acting stupid while I was gone, was you?
Was y'all acting stupid
while I was gone?
No. What do you mean? Oh, while I was at the start of stream type, what if you were here?
I spilled some game or something on one of my favorite shirts and it stained it.
So I put it in the washing machine and I forgot to swap it over till just now.
Name of this game is...
Simon's Shift.
Lock in. Type one if your name is Simon. Type two if your name's not Simon. Pre-fire the
sensitivity, something like that right there. Why not? Lock in. Chapter one,
chapter two coming soon. Simon shit. March 3rd 1 a.m. Oh it's late night okay.
Simon why are we sleeping fully dressed with shoes on khakis button-up shirt
Simon what's going on here
oh we're not Simon Simon calling me never mind
hello yo bro it's Simon okay why are you calling me while I'm sleep
Simon
What do you want now
Man I need you to come to my workplace now
Immediately you got me messed up Simon you done lost your mind I
Need help and you're the only one I can call
Okay, bro. I'm coming. Thanks, man. You're the you're a real one
While we are a real one for that, middle of the night, asleep, and our friends calling us,
tell them I've come to my workplace, I need help, we are a W man's for real.
You'll happy birthday, Yazzil, thank you.
Get inside and find Simon.
Shall I pre-fire the sensitivity too much?
I did not turn it down that much, did I?
There it is, perfect.
All right, let's see what Simon needs.
Where does Simon work at?
A doctor's office?
Is that Simon?
This is Simon.
Oh, there you are.
What's going on here, Simon?
I'm so glad you came.
I promise I won't keep you here for long.
What could you possibly need, waking me up in the middle of
the night to come up to your workplace, Simon, like seriously. You don't look in
no danger. Yeah, you sounded pretty urgent on the phone. What's going on?
Nothing serious. I just have to step out for a bit and take care of something.
Excuse me?
You called me out of my sleep in the middle of the night to come over here in what cover
for you?
Why, you gotta step out and do something.
Shouldn't be more than a few minutes.
You dragged me all the way here just so I could babysit an empty building? That's literally exactly what I said, except less cool.
Not exactly, I just need someone to keep an eye on the security cameras while I'm gone.
You know, just in case someone tries to break in.
Is he serious?
Break in.
That's a comforting thing to hear.
Five seconds after walking in.
Relax, it's probably nothing.
I just prefer not leaving the place completely unattended.
There's actually no way you could ever justify Columbia over here to do this.
This is ridiculous.
Right, probably nothing.
That sounds reassuring.
Look, the camera monitors are right over there.
Just stay here and watch them.
If anything weird shows up, you'll see it immediately
Defined weird because that word can mean a lot of things
Let's hope you won't have to find out
You're really selling this job, you know that by the way is he paying me for this you better give me like $500 for this no joke
What did he need to step out for you couldn't know you couldn't have like assorted that with your manager
Oh, and if you get hungry there's a slice of pizza on the table in the storage room you said you're gonna be gone for a few minutes
What a
Single slice of pizza is payment. Wow Simon you really went all out
Hey, it's a good slice. It better be
Anyway, thanks again for doing this. I'll be back soon
Just watch the cameras. I'll see you in a bit
What does he have to go do? I don't understand
What is so important that he has to go do?
Yeah, don't close the door behind you or nothing
Yo, L man's for real
Look at camera one
Look at camera two
Look at camera three look at camera four
So that's what Simon does all night.
I mean, it seems like a pretty chill job.
I'm not going to lie.
Don't you think, Jan?
I mean, it's pretty chill.
Every night, interesting.
I'm kind of hungry.
And I've heard there's a pizza slice waiting for me.
I'm going to go check it out.
Chad, would you immediately leave at this exact circumstance
if your friend did this?
Like, there's no way you'd expect me to sit here
your job for you. Like you couldn't have called off. That's ridiculous. Like I
don't even work here. I'm pretty sure this is illegal. Wow, that's gonna be
that's gonna be a good slice of pizza, huh? Just sitting out no cover, no
nothing. Bathroom. Okay, what's this other room over here? I'm trying to get
like used to the place. Yeah, no, I'm good on that. I'm good on that. Let me get this pizza.
I'm good on that. Let me get this pizza.
The power's off.
Good thing I brought my flashlight.
I should go and find the switch to turn it back on.
You got to be kidding me is Simon setting me up by the way. I think Simon is setting me up. I think this is actually a setup.
No joke I do.
Dude, I'm scared. What is that? Is that a pair of eyes?
No.
Bro, where is the fuse box, man?
Yours truly with the five.
Bro, you gotta be kidding me right now.
There it is, found it.
We're good.
What are the odds that as soon as we take over his ship, form this happens?
Alright, the power's back on. Do I go look at the monitors again?
Why is my ejective steel turn on the power? I already did it.
Am I tripping?
Do we got a baton or something? I don't know if we have any weapons. Probably not.
Okay, I just had to do it twice, I guess.
Alright, go back to the cameras now.
Alright.
We're so good, Chad.
We are so...
Imagine, bro, imagine.
Simon's like killing somebody and hiding their body,
and he's using us as an alibi to say,
I'll abide to say like no, I was at work the whole time.
Imagine.
What is that?
A machete box?
That wasn't there.
I should probably go and check it out.
No, we should not, we're not even getting paid.
We should not be going and checking it out.
It's not there unless it was around back is it still there on the camera?
It's not even there no more bro.
What is happening?
Yeah, no. Uh-uh.
It's gone, man.
It's been a few minutes. Yeah, like, where is he at?
We're gonna go all the way out there, maybe. Yo, Mal with the TN, thank you.
Whoa, that's weird. I swear I saw a package box standing right there.
I know it's late, but there's no way I'm tripping Chad. We ain't tripping y'all saw it too
Or maybe I am I'm too tired anyway, I gotta look at that camera again
What's next butt naked
What?
You returned?
What?
Already back?
Yeah, I told you that it won't take long.
Tell me, was there any problems?
weird suspicious? Well, good. Thanks webroot for doxing me. Now you're free to go buddy.
I owe you a beer for this for sure my friend. Now you can go home and get some rest. Thank
Thank you for tonight. See you soon. What did he do? What did he do? March 5th 147 AM.
How many days is that after? What was it the first day? March 3rd?
Is he gonna call me again? No way he's doing it again at one in the morning.
There is- you immediately hang that up. You got me messed up.
Simon, it's almost 2 a.m. What do you want now?
And yeah, can you please come here and watch the k-
You got me all the way messed up.
You actually got me all the way messed up.
You better get off my phone right now.
You have legitimately lost your mind, like truly.
You have lost your mind.
What is this dude's, what is he doing?
L Boss?
No, he's not my boss.
This is just my friend that works somewhere
that I don't even work.
like actually
really urgent now
I think your sister my wife is cheating on me
wait what my sister is his wife
What?
There's only one way to find out.
What Nia?
Are you sure?
You've known her since our childhood.
She loves you.
I'm sure she would never do that.
Just please.
Will you?
Okay.
Will you okay fine, but be smart I'm coming
So that's what he did
The first night
Maybe he didn't want to tell us exactly why the first night because it's our sister
So he went to I guess go see if she's cheating
Without actually telling us what he went to go do
bro what wait this is crazy what's up simon
okay I gotta hurry up I checked our location she's nearest she should be
home sleeping well I got bad news for you Simon if she's not at home sleeping
and it is 2 a.m. and you're at work I mean big dog
It's over.
But she's not.
Maybe somebody stole her phone.
Simon Shield is probably nothing.
Maybe she got hungry and went to eat.
two in the morning bro just saying anything that's crazy though his wife
is our sister bro that's crazy I've prepared everything for her all food
movies to watch
You sound like a good guy though, you set her up with movies and food and stuff while she's at home while you're at work, I mean, at least you're putting into effort, Simon.
Maybe, I mean, look dude, it's 2 a.m., it's a nice night, it's about 50 something degrees.
Maybe she said, you know what, I can't sleep, I'm just walking around the block.
You know, I mean, people do stuff like that.
I mean, come on.
Just to make sure she never leaves that just to make sure she never leaves the house. Oh
That's why you did it. Oh, that's kind of crazy Simon. I'm not gonna lie
What
I'll be right back
Oh
Simon just chill
Bro, that's your sister you're not gonna follow him
Camera 2 is not working.
Huh.
Weird.
That's the camera monitoring the generator.
I should go over there and check it out.
Oh Lord.
Wait, what is Simon going to do?
What is Simon going to do right now?
Bro's going to kill your sisters.
He's trying to escape this madman and you're just watching cams.
Big dog.
It's not like I can break the code of the game and go be superhero right now.
I don't know what he's going to do.
Well, everything here seems fine.
Whoa!
What was that?
I need to get back to the security room and call the police.
Did he just kill... did he just kill...
Why's the front door standing open? Did I never close it?
What?
Is that a human head?
I need to call the police.
You gotta be kidding me!
That's where the human head was we're gonna be walking through evidence we're
gonna get panned with the murder now I'm sorry Mike but you know she really
deserved it no tell me you're not talking about me oh don't be sad buddy
let's just say you'll be meeting her soon
This is the checkpoint you gave me.
At least we know what happens now.
Where am I supposed to go to escape them?
Bro, was that not the creepiest run ever?
Dog, that was creepy.
How am I supposed to escape from chat?
The
I'm gonna kill him.
Mia, my Mia, how could I let this happen to you?
What is that?
A bunch of C4?
Oh, Simon.
Oh, are we going to kill Simon?
He looked really strange though.
Felt like he's demonically possessed.
Those C4 minds were definitely...
We instantly went out and bought a whole bunch of C4.
Are we about to blow this dude to smithereens?
Mia, my sister, I'm gonna avenge you.
you. How about we call the cops? Where did we get C4 from? Place the first mine in the van in the
middle. Recap. Oh yeah, yeah, go ahead with an ad. So while y'all were in ads, Simon left to go check
our sister, which is his wife who he thought she was cheating on him. So he cut her head off
and then he came back here and he chased us and we got away and it made us mad
because that's our sister he killed and now we're back in his place of work with
a bunch of C4 we're about to blow him up. I feel like a bliky would have done the
trick but hey might as well be sure I guess. Place the first mine on the
I can't believe we took it here. Where did you get this C4 from? Where did we get C4?
Simon messed with the wrong guy.
Where'd you get the C4? That's an unknown.
I had no idea he was gonna be there.
here. Somebody said tick tock shop. Yeah bro, literally instantly left one on tick tock
shop and got some C4. Free open that door right there. That's so creepy. It makes me
That was actually so good, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, that was actually such a good game.
We went easy two for two on horror games tonight, yo, what?
Wait, yeah, we need a second episode of this.
This is good.
We need a second episode of the first game.
That was the easiest two for two horror night I've ever seen.
Both of those games were fire.
Yo chat tell me that wasn't goaded better than subliminal I mean yeah bro that
was good it had like a little uh it had like a little storyline and everything
dare I say game of the year again I think so you know what time it is though
time to make us some money. Time for another episode of Redfield's Rentals,
ladies and gentlemen. Lock in. Let's make us some money. Hopefully no rude
customers. Hopefully our another new employee doesn't try to quit. I want to
call the cops rolling with the fight.
Thank you, Jack.
Lock it in!
I understand some people.
Now, if you were not here last episode, y'all remember we had Paul as our employee that
we replaced Patrick with because Patrick wanted to raise and he was talking crazy.
We fired Paul last episode because he threatened to call the cops on us because he saw us
buying the bootleg movies out of the back alley.
So he tried to blackmail us and say, yo, I'm going to call the cops on you and tell them
that you're buying black market movies if you don't give me a $4 raise.
Yes.
So you know what happened?
He technically quit, but he got fired.
So and we hired somebody else.
What was our name again?
We have $2,000, Redfield's riddle just popping off, it's unreal.
We have a new employee and she's the goat, she moves so fast, watch.
Look at her, Leah, look how fast she moves, dog.
The goat.
Please just clock in and don't want anything.
Please just clock in.
Okay, good.
All right, Lea, let's have a good day.
What day is it in the game?
Monday, and then what is going on Tuesday there?
What is that?
Remembrance Day 75.
Who is calling Redfields?
Redfields, Reynolds.
Yes, I'll reserve it for you.
Once you ever call me for it is before eight o'clock in the morning, and you are calling
the movie place to get that's unbelievable, do you understand how crazy that is?
It is eight o'clock in the morning, and you are calling to get an adult movie reserved
on a Monday.
Wait, that's actually unbelievable to think about.
Wow, let's turn the popcorn machine on.
That that's unreal.
Okay, should we buy anything else?
I'm thinking. We need to save money.
We ain't got that much money, bro.
We got to save, dude.
More shelves.
Yeah, again, this is just the temporary setup.
We have the counter of shame in the middle.
This is just the temporary setup
until we get like rows put in.
But I don't know.
Yeah, I do gotta get more snacks.
I think we need to save money though, Chad.
I'm not going to lie.
I really do think we need to save a look at the money for now.
Let's open up.
We passed out some flyers real quick.
Hey, sir.
You too busy looking?
Come on in and buy you a movie if you're looking.
No thanks.
I'm already running late.
When you're stood up, posted up outside of my store,
just staring at the door, but you're late.
You ain't late to nothing.
You loser!
How's everybody doing?
I hope everybody doing good.
Hey man, you wanna come to Redfields Reynolds
and get you a movie?
I forget you then.
You and your whole family's dead before the weekend.
I promise ya.
Hey sir, you wanna come and get a move from Redfields?
Thank you, what about you sir?
A move from Redfields Reynolds?
Beth, how you doing?
I'ma kill you and your whole family too.
Anybody that knows shopping at Redfields
How you do excuse me?
Leave me alone.
Thanks.
Okay.
All I asked is if you wanted to come back.
That's another brand new movie broken.
Unbelievable.
I'm starting to hate my customers.
I'm not gonna lie.
What's good, Patrick?
$15, five for your change, yes ma'am.
My dad left when I was a kid.
Do you have a family drama to cheer me up?
you
I
50 Nicholas $1.50 for your change. Yes, ma'am
Pajama movie night with the girls I want something awful that we can quote and laugh that all night got a bad movie for us I
Sure do matter of fact. I have one that's so bad
Nobody has yet to grab it and I'm good. I got you right here
Oh, it's not a bad movie okay well let me get you something bad then the ghost under
the bed one star that'll do it right there what they doing oh we have a lot there you
go ma'am how you doing three movies I got you right here that's gonna run you $12
for your change. Have a good
night. Thank you ma'am. Yes ma'am. How were you this fine evening at Redfield's Rentals? I hope you're having a great day. 14. I'm over here tending to other customers. You're talking about some high. Shut up. Where's Leah?
Wait, where's Liam?
Liam, we got returns stacking up.
Come on now.
Anyway, 50 cents for your change, man.
Have a good one.
How you doing?
You doing okay?
gonna run you $11.00 $9.00 for your change. Have a good day. Hi. What do you want? I
have the movie the Ninja yacht reserved. I hope I'm not too late. Sure thing,
Buster. Right here. Have yourself a good one. Yes, man. Three movies, three horror
movies. I see you. That's what we're in your $12.00 three for your change.
Have a good one. Thank you for shopping in Redfields Real tonight. How you
doing. One, two, three movie. $16, Mia. Mia.
If you ever run into a guy that you think you like in his name is
Simon, do not go out with him. Okay. If you ever run into a guy
in his name is Simon, do not accept. Okay.
Don't ask any questions. Just do it for your own sake.
Four dollars, Mia. You be safe out there.
If you were here for the last war game that we played, you're going to mess out the lore, but that's crazy lore.
Man, you put that movie on the bottom like I wouldn't go see it.
Gabrielle, you ordered a hot superstar. You ordered it because you reserved it.
Gabriel you ordered the hot superstar and you had a late fee caught the worst
cold of your life. That's all right go ahead and get that $2, $3 for your chance.
Yes Sarski I want a drama old drama got you right here old drama old drama old
drama you want to old drama the lonely tentacle that'll work anyway how you
Did you really just come in here and probably let me kiss my milk with a bag of tater chips on the side, Nora?
You want a bucket of popcorn with that too?
Nora, there's no way you're about to sit here and have a bucket of popcorn and some tater chips.
With an adult movie, let me kiss my milk. What?
How you doing ma'am? Lord have mercy, not in bed with the milk. Oh man, the adult moose
are flying off the shelf. Let me tell you, it's $23 for your change. Have a good one.
Thank you. Yes sir. Sir, what is that? They caught my frying pan, huh? Alright Hugo.
go. Have a good one. Thank you. People really have no shame going to the shelf, the shelf
of shame. We thought putting the shelf of shame dead center would prevent people from
going there, but no, they do not care. They gonna get their movies. All right, Maxine,
$17 three for your change. Have a good one. Thank you
How you doing son
Like three movies that is gonna run you
1350 you have a late fee big dog. I have a late fee excuse me. Don't ever tell me there was a return deadline
I'm not paying this no one ever to what is it? It's called winting movies. You big you this make you the late
Fierma jump across this table to kick you in the face. You don't lost your mind
150 for your change get out my store loser. How you doing, man?
Four movies. Now I see one in the middle. What is that? What is that man? Not the sexy doctor in the sauna. Grace?
God, Lee Grace. You know what I'm saying?
Right. I mean, I got you. Oh my goodness!
You not only have a le-
You don't only have a late fee, you've returned a broken tape.
This is about to run you $43.
And I ain't gonna have no grace either.
You're gonna pay every dime.
You think I broke your movie?
How dare you accuse me of vandalism.
This fee is unacceptable.
Well, you gotta accept it either way, okay?
$43!
Have a good one, Grace.
Bye-bye.
$53. Have a good one Grace. Bye.
How you doing, man? You doing all right?
$15. Five for your change. You got yourself a redfield rental pipe of night. Thank you.
How you doing? One movie. $7. You want a blueberry slushie?
Where did I got you with a blueberry slushie? Right here.
There you go.
I would hate to pay $43 for a movie.
Nah, she bought like four movies
and she broke one, which is $20.
Nah, she did that to herself.
Last customer of the night, it's about 1 a.m.
and you're really gonna do this to me.
You're gonna bring a fucking air.
I ain't doing it.
You got me messed up.
Leah, Leah, go ahead and handle that for you,
boy real quick.
You got me messed up.
You ain't gonna disrespect me like that.
You done lost your mind.
You're gonna disparate me.
Oh, this place!
Saved with the five.
Leah's by far the best employee we've had to date.
Anyway, you can go back to the,
I was trying to do that real quick.
Thank you, Leah.
Yeah, we have, well, we're not doing that good in money.
Oh my goodness, we fell off.
We're barely keeping the doors open, dog.
This is unreal.
It's not Christmas time, though.
We need to wait.
Does winter come after fall, chat?
Look at her, she's already here.
I say we wait until winter hits before we start mine those.
Alright.
Please don't have to complain.
Please just clock in and go to work.
Please, please.
Okay, Leah's the goat.
Chat Leah, Leah is the absolute goat.
Happy birthday, mono. Thank you. Or should we go ahead and stock some? I mean, dude, they
probably gave us to, they probably gave us some for free. They gave us 10, uh, 10, uh,
uh, wait, that's a rare. I got to buy that. I got to buy this. It's a rare. I got to
buy it. Dude, this is so clean. This is so clean. Wait, y'all said we can eventually
sell movies, right? You can do that, can't you?
because I'm gonna actually list the super rares for sale let's get the 10 free
Christmas movies they better be good to your bricks with the five thank you
you need a clearance been big dog we ain't got nowhere near enough money to
be doing a clearance sale up in here
Oh, the clearance bin is how you sell it.
You get it at level 10?
Alright, bet.
There's no way you're going to tell me this is a Christmas movie.
Wait we already have it wait what hold up wait
Wait.
Shills.
Equipment.
Chatware.
Oh, it is level 10.
So should we steal our rare movies when we get to level 10?
Okay, I feel like we should.
I feel like we should.
It's half off.
Yeah, but is there any other way to sell it?
Yo, TV and with the five, thank you.
All right, lock in.
Let's have us a good day here, Leah.
Lock in for me.
How you doing, big dog?
You doing all that looking once you come in
survive real quick. How bout that? I hate you and everything you stand for. You disgusting
animal. How you doing sir? You wanna come buy you a movie at Redfields Reynolds? Alright
forget you then. Hey man, you wanna come buy you a movie at Redfields Reynolds? Thank
you so much ma'am. Have a good shopping trip. How you doing sir? You wanna come buy-
I thought I didn't do that!
How you doing, sir? You wanna come by a movie?
No thanks, you're running late. You ain't going nowhere, buddy. You act like you got something to do.
There you go, man. Don't you turn around!
I need some money to keep it and set it for you for a while.
Oh, Lord!
How you doing, big doll?
Your name was on the reservation list for the basement corsair torture?
Yeah, you should be on another list because what kind of movie are you reserving right there?
How you doing, man? One movie? $7, $13 for your change? Have a good one.
What's good big dog? Godly. Alright. Bullying. Bullying. You're kind of intimidating me a
little bit, sir. You're real tall up there. I'm not gonna lie. 250 for your change. Have
a good one. What's good big dog? Yo, yo, Leah, get along with that doober. What's this dude
doing? Ha ha ha. What's up, sir? Did you get the super rare version? I hate you so
much oh my goodness and you have a late fee just go ahead and give me the late
fee man I appreciate you dog exact change was good bud wait this is that
old-timer that bought the adult movies that one day wasn't it
would you come in here get I use our diet right all right all right just as
As long as you're in here getting adult movies again, don't forget, I'll tell Dirt Truth if I see you getting adult movies again.
Don't let me see you by that adult shelf. You hear me?
He looked at it when he went by. He knows he wants to.
I ain't gonna say nothing Amelia. Alright, 50 cents. Have a good one.
Hold on, keep an eye on him.
I know you ain't. I know you ain't. Alright, he didn't go.
Yeah, forward to the past. I got you here. We go forward to the past. We have one left. I think I'm listening more
Yes, sir. Anyway, I got you right here
$10 $5 for your change. Have a good one
He's grabbing a don't move it I
Didn't see him grab one that I fire for your change. Have a good one. Hey
Hey, how you doing?
Yes ma'am. Two movies right here. It's going to run you $11 exact change. You have yourself
a beautiful night. How you doing ma'am? Boom. Three movies. There we go. $14.50. $15 for
your change. Yes ma'am. You reserve Stranger Robots. I got you right here. Stranger Robots.
Boom. Lord have. Yo, Leah, we can't afford these bathroom breaks. Yeah. I'm returning
I missed call. Did you call me a
he was wasting my time. How you doing, sir? Flaming hot keg, huh, James?
All right. One of them type of nights. Thank you. $10.00.
Five for your change. Have a good one.
All right. I'm just making sure, uh, Albert,
because last time you was in here, you went kind of crazy on the adult
section, but have a good one, Al.
What's good sir? You got the super rare version too? Oh my goodness. Why William? Why?
You also pop... You better not touch the rare version of that movie with pop...
after you eat the popcorn. Do you understand me? Latex gloves only.
Oh no, he's gonna ruin it. Chad, he's gonna ruin it, bruh.
$23 $17 for your change.
Yes, ma'am.
Two movies.
1050 950 for your change.
Have a beautiful night.
Thank you so much.
How you doing?
Where's up?
Yo, Leah, where's all the
customers at?
All right, eight dollars
All right peak the flower under the bridge
Just cuz you were so polite you said is that okay, I'm not gonna be mad at you I got you right here
have a good night ma'am. Yes ma'am. Forward to the past. I got you right here. Have a
beautiful one. Big dog. No. Go ahead. Grab it. Don't talk about your asset. No. You
go ahead grab you one you know you won't one you hear that maybe yeah I know you
way head straight for the show he walked in here headed straight for the show he
already knew what he was gonna get look any other direction this dude won't get
the store dead stab just like the
Terminator immediately do he want to
win an adult movie
straight in there you blue I'm as you
get to
$8.00. Yes. There you go.
Light fee, big dog. What's the
point of charging a late fee?
Give me the give me the money.
Give me the money. Have a good
one. Yes, ma'am. Quit looking at
me, bro. I saw what you grabbed.
All right
$12 ma'am three for your change have a good one. Well, we got big dog
Bad astronaut under arrest and too hot for my rooster lord have mercy Clarence
450 have a good one
What's going to be done?
You bought a Christmas movie, bro, it's fall.
I mean, I ain't judge you.
I appreciate the business either way.
But I'm just saying, 1550, 450 for your change.
Have a good one.
Yes, ma'am, may I help you?
Okay, the Toadstool, I got you right here.
There you go.
How you doing, ma'am?
Three movies.
Sorry about that popcorn machine.
It's kind of raggedy.
Hold on.
One scoop, two scoop, oop, oop, there we go, got some off the bottom, that's kind of messed
up this eye.
There you go, 15, 15, 450 for your tank, have a good one.
Why is it stuck at 8 a.m.?
Wait, what?
Or AP and wait
Why is it stuck do we close it eight on Sundays? Oh, I didn't know that
Eight dollars man. Have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you so much
One more yodel one more how do we do
Oh, we've lost the business.
We can't.
Okay, it's a new movie release day. Maybe this will save us. What's the new movie? Galactic
Rebellion? Oh my goodness, Lord have mercy. We will see you in court.
All right, look here.
Good news is there's a whole lot of Star Wars nerds out there.
So maybe.
How many do I get?
I'm gonna get 10 of them for a- no, you know what?
15 of them.
15 of them. How is the critic on it? Is the critic rating good? It's a five-star chat.
Let's go. Surely we're getting a lot of customers today. You think it's because I don't like
seeing me at the checkout chat? Should I run returns today? I'mma let Leah run returns
Hopefully she does good.
She's never ran the, uh, not returns. She's never ran the cashier.
I'm gonna let her do that though.
It's forward to the past, still a new movie. I don't think it is, is it?
Let me check.
Forward to the past. It's no longer a new movie. We can get rid of this.
I'm selling it matter of fact. We need every little bit we can get plus 10. Let's go.
All right, we need people to know this thing's in here look here man like we
need people to know like yo Star Wars knock off come here get it
not I can't do that let's go like
that'll do they walk in oh man galactic rebellion force here that's exactly
what's gonna happen hi Leah I'm gonna let you go stock those real quick yo
court with the five thank you
Uh, Leah?
Nobody's turning left when they walk in?
I am.
Always go left.
Yes, Leah.
I'm gonna have you run and check out today.
Don't panic or nothing like that.
And if somebody's rude, I'll step in.
Okay?
Just handle that for today.
Lock in.
We ain't gonna be busy anyway because we fell off, but whatever.
the window so they see it that's not how it works in this game we already tried it oh my goodness
redfields runoff, atomic dog i got you
boom you'll pay the city imprisonment to tea and thank you decorate the shop bro if i ever get
like a good amount of money i will but i i never have enough money to like chat i'm barely
staying in business here man much less have enough money for decorations you know what i'm
saying somebody reserved in bed with the milk huh all righty then I see you over
here look it serves too early in the morning for all that what you talking about
boom the rest of these up here hand out flyers I'm too busy I fear I'm just
Oh my goodness. I need more shelves. Wait. Yes, sir. Die trying. I got you right here.
Boom. Wait, Chad. Hold up. I gotta get more shelves. Yeah, that has to happen. I gotta order another one.
Remodel. We ain't got the money because I need more shelves to remodel. That's what I'm waiting on, but it ain't working.
This might have $200. We need a big one.
Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy.
Leah, why did you go to the bathroom? There's a line!
Ahhhh!
Leah, there's a line waiting and you went to the bathroom?
Leah!
Come on now!
You know what, Lee is the greatest employee we've had yet.
There's no reason to complain.
Chad, y'all over here talking about some decoration.
Y'all want me to decorate?
I'll decorate.
We ain't got no money.
Lord.
Oh, Lord.
Yeah, I want to give you a big dog.
You want an old movie?
Won't you go look around a little bit, bud?
I mean godly go do some looking around you'll see how busy I am the lonely chemical take it
All right, hold up
$800 by the way, that's not a lot of money in this game. You got me we're paying Leo
Chance we kind of pay we got a cut corner somewhere
Like we like we might have to take her down like 10 an hour. This bad
W boss, I mean dude, I'm trying to make it man
Wait something was reserved what was reserved chat what was reserved
I
Thank you y'all locked in for me right there. Thank you. Yes, sir
You reserved in bed with the milk did you Vincent?
Leah, why is it 3 a.m. And we ain't got no customers. What am I doing wrong?
Leah, I know why you got this set to decide
God, step brother gone with the win.
Hold on, her PM, yeah.
Yes, of course.
You're not here.
You're calling for Hollywood?
There was an error with your last order of new releases.
What issue?
A refund of 90 immediately?
I may not appreciate it.
You asking to see the manager?
Hold on, I'll be right there. Give me one minute. Oh, man. You asking to see the manager. What's up, bud?
In bed with the mill. Yeah, I got you right here. In bed with the mill.
Oh, watch out, Leah. Yeah, what's good, Mia? Again, I just talked to you. Literally a minute ago.
Me damaging a tape? No way. I make sure careful with your tapes.
pay to see
You're lost your mind you thought I was gonna be you got man
Shut up
No one right no one I barely sending this my customer
What's up Hugo, a comic dog, gotcha right here, take it.
Organize the shelves, never, I tried that once, it's never happening.
This is decoration!
Why can't you come here, I got a nutcracker in here man.
Oh, yeah, wait, wait, we could cook here.
Man
What are you doing
I thought that said new, I thought that was a new sign.
Did I just get scammed?
That's supposed to say new.
Press B on it?
Ma'am, new.
New.
Clean.
For now.
Yeah.
You want an old Christmas movie?
Let me go see what I can do for you real quick.
Since you can't walk around and go look a little bit,
I'll go over, I'll go look.
We got no old Christmas movie, man.
Just take this one.
Oh
You need the decor what you mean the decor
Chad we get a UFO that's gonna be hard brah UFO
I like that. I like that. I like that right there. What else? What else? The robot? It's
$999. There's no sense in getting a crazy amount of decorations because we're completely
remodeling when I get more money.
The money. Fudos.
Y'all like that?
I actually like that a lot. Wait, that's actually very clean
Cheddar y'all sure this is gonna bring in new customers, bro
What else
Chair?
Moving like somebody's waiting a long line.
I kind of like that. Don't y'all like that?
Actually, no, I know where to put it.
That'll work right there.
What else?
We are we are we are we are we are we are we are losing so much money oh that's actually
very clean. We need more of these.
All right. You know what? I'll put it
like in case somebody gets bored waiting on a movie, they get to sit right
here, right? Now again, once we get more money,
we're gonna rearrange all of this. Center it dog. Grow up. That's very clean. This wall
Looks a little barren. What should we do here?
Let's do a doormat. It's only $15
clean okay we're almost done decorating here
this is a beautiful idea by the way
This is the best idea we've ever had.
this just for now imagine when we get it super expanded out we're gonna have like a whole
room with just the adult movie so everybody get flamed when they go in there this is clean
Check y'all mess it with it
Dude we now we gotta save money
We put a few decorations in here
Now we just gotta save some money for a while
But it's looking better than it was
Not gonna lie it's looking better than it was
It's like one if you agree
I bet, Chad, I'll be real in a bit, we lost money today.
Lord.
Yeah, I hope next episode we start making a little bit more money.
Dude, Leah is expensive. 50 a day, Chad.
It's fine. We have decorations in here now. Tomorrow's episode.
Surely we'll have a lot more customers coming in.
Because look, it's going to be lit up in here.
Look at all the neon signs, bro. The balloons.
The corner of Shane. That's going to be great.
We didn't do that good financially this episode, but either way,
great episode, great stream chat. I love y'all, man.
I appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift this subs don't know's bits follows and of course I preach all y'all
for this hanging out.
Hey, you're gonna have a good rest.
Y'all tonight have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me night.
Peace out y'all.
Good.
Ah!