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Yes.
A-M.
My computer being more slow.
A-M.
Yes.
Mmmmmmmm.
It's I.
No, I've had better.
But it's I though.
Yeah.
did you see it? Did you see it? Did you? Cheers. Ah! Yo! What's good, what's wrong with
son Hannah, uh, uh, uh, Cameron, purple, girly, uh, G money,
sake, Leslie, kid, W subbers, man, appreciate y'all black hoodie.
I repeat.
I repeat black hoodie.
As you can tell, that's a black hoodie right there.
that right there is a black hoodie buster you're welcome
crusty tampon with the five yeah I'm about to get off already yeah that's
yeah that yeah that'll do it see I'm already about that to get off
K. So, booty crust at dawn with the five gifted. Paul McCartney with the five. Thank you.
Case with the five. Thank you. Chad, y'all have a good weekend, man? Huh?
Did y'all have a good weekend, man?
Did y'all do anything?
Did y'all do anything this weekend?
Mystic with the five.
Okay bet, appreciate you rose W rose for a thousand bits rose.
Thank you.
Okay, appreciate you lazy.
I got you.
Thank you.
Did y'all even go out the house?
Did you even go out the house, man?
No, you didn't.
Did you?
Yeah, I say out the house.
That's all I ever do.
I'm always out the house.
always
Period with the five. Thank you. I
Went to Fort Lauderdale. Yeah, you just got Docs GG
Bro, just doxed themself
Bro's got straight up doxed
All right, so y'all went outside in what y'all would y'all do outside then
I
Went hiking see that's how I know
Yo, let's get let's get real up in here man
Come on man. Let's get real up in here, dude
You went hiking
Big dog, what are the odds of that?
So y'all ever went hiking before
Hey, I'm going to hike in.
Yo, I'm going to hike in.
Yo, tired with a hundred gifted subs.
Lord have mercy.
Yo, W tired with a hundred gifted subs.
Oh, my goodness.
That is crazy.
W tired for real with the hunt done.
have mercy. That's crazy right there. I binged your subnautica play through,
Chay. I think subnautica too gonna be good man. Oh it better be. Thong with the
five. Thank you. Oh, it, oh it better be. Yeah. What did that come out next month? Subnautica
two. Hey kids, I watch you every night with my wife and my cat Molly. It's Molly's 15th
Thank you. Which happy birthday? You'll have the 15th birthday the cat named Molly. Hope you have a great birthday Molly
I bet Molly understood that too
I bet Molly understood that
Chet you think your cat can understand what you say
You think your cats understanding
You think the cat's picking up what you're putting down?
Where's kitty, oh no, she in here somewhere
Kitty in here somewhere she'd be straight tweaking around this time of night just be straight tweaking
Be here to run around the house. I'm like dang kitty. What's you do went up in here?
What's going on?
You know what I mean
Should I eat strawberry special case cereal right now, dude, dude, you know, what's crazy,
bro.
I used to love special case cereal, dude, special case cereals good.
I don't care what nobody says, bro.
Special case cereal is good, man.
I don't even like chocolate like that, but do these have one like little chocolate pieces in it chat y'all remember that bro?
Do special K make some good sir?
The straw man
Special K good I
Like me some special K. I don't know what's still a thing. I ain't seen none in year skis though
I
See none in years
Serial gives you what?
Can't even find it but what is that?
Who's that yo vipers with the five get the w vipers with the five get that I appreciate that vipers w vipers
with the five gifted. Appreciate that. Hold on, what was this?
Do a... exclamation point, queso, in the chat.
Okay, wait, what if we get everybody to spam queso at the same time three, two, that's not what I'm built like for just for the record. Just saying just saying for the record.
Okay, for the record, that's not what I'm built like right there.
Bros in the back rooms
one
Chattis that what I look like when I'm playing a back rooms game
And I'm just running from like an entity that sees me and I'm trying to get out
Dude imagine
That's just me the whole time. Just just just lumbering
This lumbering around the back rooms man. Oh my god
bro stream don't crash oh my god can you guys hear me my pc yeah it's cooked wait
that was cool though not gonna lie exclamation point case so in the chat
bro in the back rooms yo Diki with the five thank you wait that's actually cool
though not gonna lie that's cool a little you know not not entirely accurate
there with the build. But you know what? It works. It works. Bro can't play a video
without pausing it 1000 times like ever. Y'all will ban you right now. You think
I'm playing? I paused it twice to ask a question, you simpleton. You go watch it
in. Loser. You'll add with the
five. Thank you. Thank you.
Can't can't walk. Can't walk. So
what? I can't add my input.
Huh? Can I not add my input?
Yo, Adam, what a thousand bits.
Are you ready for the World Cup
in June. Did you buy any tickets? No, I didn't. I couldn't even name a single team, much less
a player besides the messy and Ronaldo. I don't even know of a single team. You'll appreciate
that. Uh, Gilbert, good luck, Gilbert. Thank you. France. So,
so who do y'all who has the best chance to win the uh, what is
it? The World Cup?
Why is why y'all? Why is France so good then?
What's so good about France? Arkansas facts. True.
So how many teams playing that?
Could I go enter in with my own team?
What are the odds of that?
So could I be like, yo, I'm trying to enter in a team.
I'm going to represent Arkansas.
And I show up with like 12 dudes or whatever it is.
What are the odds we go out there and win?
Where's it taking place at?
America?
Oh, I can put me a team in there.
I just need 12 people that know how to kick a ball and we go out there and win that.
Oh, that's easy money.
win that. Oh, that's easy money. And I'll be the coach. I ain't gonna, you know, I ain't
gonna play tonight. I'll be the coach. I'll be like, I ain't kicked the ball in the net.
Kick it. Hey, you see that ball kick it in the net. And then boom, we're gonna win.
But there he is bro, like what's stopping me?
You know what's crazy bro, they lucky I didn't play soccer.
I don't understand why these goobers got to get so close to the net to kick it.
Why can't you just full field kick it from the way back and it just landed in the net?
Why not?
Like why do I get so close to the net to kick it in bro?
kick it from way back. Just kick it and just and just and it just goes. Yo, Sombra with
the five. Thank you. I have yet to see chat. I have yet to see a genuine answer.
See, y'all don't have an answer, y'all don't have an answer.
So it is what it is.
A goalie, bro, just kick it hard enough and the goalie can't get it.
If you're good at kicking it, you can kick it hard enough to where it goes across the
full field and it still has enough power to get by the goalie matter of fact
it's probably even better to do it that way because the wind resistance would
have it curving in the air and when the goalie tries to get to like oh it's over
here then a wind catch it and it goes over there dude see y'all see I'm see
that's why they wouldn't let me play because I'm too good
That's why they wouldn't let me play because I'm too good science yeah the wind you know
when you throw a ball or you kick a ball the wind makes it move around like that like
out right there. Like that right there. He'd be moving like that right there. Like
it. It'd be moving. And by the time it gets to the goalie, bro is gonna be moving
everywhere. So they're gonna think it's in one day, you know, I have not heard
that uh i have not heard that adam also i bet messier ronaldo would demolish you in soccer
no they wouldn't no no come on man but let's be real here let's be real what's the difference
what's the difference between i mean realistically what is the difference between like
even one of y'all and like Ronaldo.
Like if you think you were put on a professional sports team,
you know, you have, you're a human, you have, if you, you know,
you can kick the ball.
What's the difference?
Look, that's the difference, look, that's the difference.
There's no such thing as true skill in the world.
Some people are just more lucky than others.
Let's be real here.
Where's the skill?
Some people are just real lucky like Steph Curry.
You know, he just lucky on most of his shots.
Them things just happen to go in.
But you know, if you're standing side by side
with Steph Curry, you know what I mean?
And you just shoot it, it's all luck, man.
You know what I mean?
It's all luck.
Tell you, it's all, cause you gotta think,
you're a human just the same, right?
You're a human.
Steph Curry's a human. Where's the difference come in of how come my shot
didn't go in but his did.
Now I'm not talking about y'all I'm talking about me because y'all suck but
with me they'd be like well the stars just get in the line. The stars just
you know, didn't align low IQ or rage bait. The fact that you had to ask that shows that
you were the low IQ one here, buddy. Okay, yo be with 1000 bits WB with 1000 bits you'd be the
the best goalie. True low key. I do have a 50 inch vertical.
True, but every direction to
like Sam on one side of the net. If the ball is over here, I
can jump from one side of the net all the way to the other
side without touching the ground.
Just be jumping.
They will be able to get a shot by me, bro.
Yo, is that possible?
You think that's the end game for soccer?
That they somehow create a human so big and they just feed them literally 100,000 calories
a day, but put something like a medicine that makes it to where they won't die from it,
but they legitimately get as big as the net and they just put them in the net. Would there
have to be a rule against that? Or is that, or if that theoretically was possible, could
they, could they do that without like, they're like being a rule? And I'm not talking,
There's like little gaps between.
No, you like swat him in like a brick and a wall
and there's no gap anywhere.
They would have to make a new rule.
They would legitimately have to make a new rule for that.
Like for real, that'd be illegal, I think it would do.
Like, okay, for example, certain height in the NBA, do you think there's a certain height
a human could get to in the NBA to where that would be like you can't play?
Like say somebody is legitimately 10 feet tall, right, and they're able to move around
and be decently athletic.
I think you'd be like, you can't play because you're just as tall as the goal.
Because if somebody's 10 foot tall, that means their head is at the rim without jumping.
So all they have to do is stay in there.
Look at Winby, LMAO, you just don't know ball.
Bro's not even close to the tallest person they were playing the NBA.
Why do people talk about Victor Wimbledon like he's eight foot tall?
I don't understand.
People act like bros actually eight foot tall.
Shaq?
No, Shaq was short.
I mean, not, not, uh, not like humanly speaking, Shaq wasn't sure, but he was seven foot one.
There's been a lot taller than seven one.
When we seven foot seven, no, he's not.
Yao Ming, I think was seven foot six and I think minute ball.
Was it my new ball, a seven foot seven?
Bro, a seven foot seven dog.
Hold on.
I thought Victor Wimmiata was seven foot four.
He is seven foot four, man!
I just looked it up!
You'll overact like you're seven foot eight!
That's short.
You're acting like you're six foot four?
I mean, look here.
Y'all act like bros 10 feet tall.
Man, put me in the NBA, man, golly.
I don't understand, bro.
What y'all waiting on?
Like, what are y'all waiting on for real?
Seven foot four with a Kyrie Irving package.
You are smoking unbelievable amounts of amphetamines
if you think he has a Kyrie Irving packaged dog.
I understand he's good,
but if this dude was seven foot four
and he was exactly like Kyrie Irving,
he'd be the best player that ever existed
in any sport ever.
Like what?
That is crazy to say that.
That that that that is crazy to say that would you just say for his height though?
No, no, no, I get that but you said he was like I read if he was like carry urban
at seven for four that's the not only the best basketball player in history the
best hit athlete in history of the world
yeah y'all know who the best athlete of all time is bro somebody say it I'll
tell you who it is
yo appreciate you for the 5,000 bids Doritos do thank you W Doritos do
Thank you, Bo Jackson, Bo Jackson, Bo Jackson, most athletic person in history, period.
Bo Jackson crazy with it.
Who was that?
He played two professional sports
at the same time, baseball and football.
That's crazy, never heard of him.
Well, you're banned.
We've been never heard of him, you're banned.
Did somebody, does this one say George Washington?
Bro, what?
Oh, no, we're trolling now.
What are, what?
Yo, what's cracking with the five gift and thank you?
Best athletes, Chris Redfield.
Yeah, but we can't count Chris
because he's fictional, unfortunately.
He's unfortunately fictional or that's what everybody wants you to believe.
Yeah.
What?
His voice actor?
Yeah, but come on, man.
You know what I mean?
He's goaded.
Don't get me wrong.
But the Chris Redfield walking into a building.
But come on man, you know what I mean he's goaded don't get me wrong, but the Chris Redfield walking into a building
You know what I mean, let's let's be real here that would be crazy
Or you know
Me for example
Like when you start talking about athletes, you know, you can't help but not bring me
into the conversation.
I got to be in there somewhere.
Somewhere I got to be in that conversation amongst, you know, you know, LeBron, Michael
Jordan Kobe, you know, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, you know, all
them guys, you know, Bo Jackson, oh, yeah, K. So, they're
too. Yeah, man. Yeah, forgot about okay. So, yeah, he's in
there too. That's how the conversation would go. I'm
Milianna with the five. Thank you.
Me, Brian Shaw, four times world strongest man. There's
no way. I just saw Love Lady Iris's other comment about talking about your being Brian
Shaw. You're not Brian Shaw. I just same conversations you the other day. Plant with
the five. Actually, no. You know who it is. You know the best athlete in history, as
matter of fact it's got to be Alex Hannell bro it's got to be Alex Hannell
it's got to be yeah it's got to be Alex Hannell bro
who are these people no if you don't know who Alex Hannell is you are
tripping
He's the dude that that free solo that big job mountain and then he just free sold up the skyscraper like a couple months ago
Yo ace with the five, thank you
Do you like hockey?
No, I can't watch hockey it be scaring me because I'm like, you know, what if one of them blades flies off somebody's shoe and like
Cut somebody's neck
I don't want to be here to see that.
I wish there was a way they could slide around on hockey without, like, the knife action.
Hold on.
One second.
That's happened before that has happened. No, no, Ski ball.
And it's called Ski ball, not Ski ball, Roller ball.
What's the one where they play it on roller skates?
Oh no, they play hockey on roller skates.
No, not quad ball, man.
What is ski ball?
Is ski ball the real thing?
Yo, Jamie with 5,000 bsw Jamie.
Hey, kids, my birthday tomorrow and this is my yearly ask for a birthday shout out.
You're awesome. I look forward to your strings there at night for the past two years.
Yo, happy birthday, Jamie. Chat. Tell Jamie happy birthday. Happy birthday, Jamie. Thank you.
Hold on. I gotta look up what ski ball is, bro.
What I say ski ball, not ski belay.
It's this thing yo I need one of these at the warehouse I didn't know this is what ski
was. chat this is what ski ball is. bro ski ball fun man. chat dude ski ball is fun
Man, bro.
Y'all like Ski Ball?
I'm about to start a Ski Ball Pro League.
SBPL.
Ski Ball Pro League.
Welcome to the SBPL, buddy.
Man.
Let me tell you.
It's fun with friends no ski balls just fun in general
Say y'all good at ski ball, bro. I feel like it's difficult to be good at ski ball, dude
Man, I need to give me a ski ball machine
You know what I need to do I need to put it in the warehouse now
I shoot 10 skee balls a day and if I make it in a certain pocket one random person gets banned
Until eventually everybody's gone
That's kind of fire
Like I like say like all these are here right say this top right one is like
like ban random user in the top left when it's like cut the stream off or something and I
shoot 10 a day and if I hit it in here somebody get banned.
That's great.
You gotta have some positive ones as well.
Okay, this will be 30 minute timeout
No, that'll be like three-day timeout. This one will be like our timeout and then this will be like 10 minute timeout
Just nothing but negative
Just just nothing but negative dude
You better hope I don't hit the one on top left, that's in-stream instantly button.
And the thing is I wouldn't even be able to have something on hookup manually or have
to do manually.
I'd have like a mechanism in there that like when the ball goes through and hits a button
and it just cuts the stream off.
Last thing you hear me say is, uh-oh, and it just cut.
Man that'd be hard.
That beats tough.
You know what else is tough?
The fact that we have five days in a row with a Fall Guys
dub, that's what's tough.
You know what's even tougher?
The fact that I'm about to make it six days in a row
with a Fall Guys dub, the streak is back.
Oh, yeah, Chad, I'm playing that Trees Hate You game today,
too.
I'm playing that game today.
I'm going to lose my mind on it.
Dastry text me remind me about it. I said, Oh, yeah, I'm playing at a night. It's gonna get ugly in here
Buddy is a it's gonna get ugly
Yo, happy birthday Nicole chats on a cold happy birthday birthday Nicole
Lock in this is about to be
This is about to be
Six days in a row with a fall guys
And I'm gonna play that trees game and I'm gonna beat the trees game or I think it's a demo for now
But I'm still gonna play it and I'm gonna beat the demo because you know your boy. We'd be good at them rage games
Hey, we be good at them rage games buddy
Dash you played it
What part of dashy is the one that told me about it? Did you not understand?
That's my god, don't you know?
Don't you know?
Is the uh, is the uh, yo general are you back?
It says you won't lie.
Docs, you waiting for my full stream?
Bro, don't say Docs when I'm full stream, man.
Hold up.
Let's see what's in the store.
Let's see what's in store, in the store.
Yeah.
Why not control the work?
I
Was that
Wait a minute pirates are a Caribbean
No way oh this is clean. Oh, that's kind of clean
Me.
None else?
Me.
Man, oh.
Dude, it's all, it's Davy Jones.
That's hard, bro.
Captain Jack Sparrow?
Man, what about the pickled old?
Do Davey Jones?
I'm about both of them just to have them.
Should I rock the Davey Jones?
There's a bag of chips, what?
No way I miss that.
No way I miss the bag of chips.
How do I miss the bag of chips?
Dude.
Look at the bag of chips.
What a bottom.
Oh man, look at that bag of chips.
Look at the bag of chips.
I'm rocking this for right now not gonna lie bro just for right now but dude come on
bro that's hard no lie that's hard I have the red bag of chips too but that
That one's clean, bro.
Dang clean.
Look here.
When I get a dub,
that is gonna be six days in a row with one.
That is gonna be six days in a row with one.
Do you understand?
Your happy birthday, Reagan, Chachelle, Reagan.
Happy birthday, happy birthday, Reagan.
Thank you.
New street, yeah, we're on five days in a row.
Looking for six right here.
Come on.
I'm crazy with it easy money what you talk about
Easy, buddy, what the hell?
Yes
Yo, Kim with the fire. Oh, I hate Blast Atlantis, man
I
Don't like blast land just broke bad at chip skin clean
until it wasn't until it wasn't
it makes you wonder how the skin works how does a bag of chips open and don't
know I'm speed
yo GC with the five thank you
What flavor are they lightly salted that was the name of the skin so we got some lightly
salted going yeah you know it was good lightly salted the original Pringles lightly solid
ones. I said lightly solid, lightly salted. The original Pringles lightly
salted was good. I like those.
We're almost lost my life right there. Flippy one died. Flippy go. Pringles are
good regardless. Bro Pringles man.
Pringles good now. Ain't no doubt about it. They do it. Ain't no doubt
GG
Set the pizza Pringles to dude
The problem with the pizza Pringles is though you can get some of them that are like two coated
You know what I mean
Sire cream and onion good too, man.
Wrinkle's just good, bro.
That's all there is to it.
Orange watermelon.
What is that?
Where'd you get that?
What is that?
Where'd you get that?
That was the best she has land, bro.
Banana watermelon orange.
Great.
What a miracle.
Wait, half of your banana wine.
Wait, what?
Banana with a five, wait, what?
Was I wrong?
Wait, was I wrong there?
to the game glitch oh the game glitched okay that's weird
Brothers how well how what that was that that was what no way chat be for real
clip it
I know I wasn't tripping was I tripping for real
Look look bro
wait. Wait. Oh, that's an orange to the left. No.
Yes. Oh. Yes. Oh. Bro, I thought it was a bro. I saw dude. My fault. No, man. I think
No, it's y'all small because y'all don't want over here talk about tater chips and stuff
Don't ever talk about some tater chips man
Like bro, I'm over trying to look y'all messed that up
Cheers
I gotta blame y'all, bro.
I gotta blame y'all.
Who else am I gonna blame?
Who else am I gonna blame if I don't blame y'all?
Answer that.
Answer me this.
You know?
I can't blame me because it wasn't my fault.
Now, if that was on me, I'd be like, yeah, that's my bad.
What new tech! I invented this tech right here!
Oh that was so clean dawg!
Clean!
Uh, excuse me?
Um, excuse me.
excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me dog like what like Lord have mercy what
Where are we going?
GG we ain't getting a win tonight, yeah we are.
the chip skin is cursed maybe hey hey you know what skin ain't cursed though the
sandwich sandwich skin crazy dude
bro why you gonna give me this again
I'm paying attention here.
I'm paying attention.
I
Have my shoes you'll sit there and watch this thing grab me yo Trenton. What are you doing?
You just gonna watch this thing try to push me off on understand
Are you all need the shooters anymore?
Now be cool guys come over here handle it
You want all the glory without the work, huh?
You want all the glory without the work, I see.
Look at this!
Apple banana grape orange.
Apple banana grape orange watermelon.
Apple banana great for
I'm there all day
All day I'm there
Redemption
absolutely. GG. Oh, I've been talking too loud. Don't already hurt. Call drop down.
Get, get, get ahead of the one I can't hear. Well, I'm not addicted to them. Do they just help?
I'm gonna do my method right here watch
I can't get the method no more time.
Get a nose kit.
Clay!
Oh
Locked in do that is to somebody playing on their phone
I do have a cell phone logo beside his name
Well, play not man come on
You're next on my list.
Oh, oh, you're next on my list, too.
Oh
You ain't killing me you can't kill me you can't kill what's already dead
Come here!
Get off my back!
You're next!
Come here!
Get over here!
Where you at?
Come here!
That's a three piece!
I'll kill you!
I'm going to kill three people.
Flipy versus Triton versus Rusty Pillow.
Man, I was cooking.
I killed three people that long.
Be chat.
Okay.
P pillow versus flippy oh my baby one
What?
I think maybe what happened is the ball a ball fell and after flippies ball hit him off the ball that was under shot him up into the platform and it got stuck in there.
I think that's what happened. No joke. Somebody clip that that's unreal. But I think hear me out. I think that's what happened. He had a ball in his hand. He dropped it.
And then Flippi's ball hit him off and before he fell all the way to the bottom, the ball he had exploded and shot him into the platform.
Let me see if I'm right.
Bro, that is crazy, dude!
Hold up!
Bro, what?
Look.
Cuz this is it's obvious he fell off. He got him off the edge. Look at it, bro.
That's the crazed thing I've ever seen.
Look at this.
Did you see it?
A ball fell right there, right?
That's the only option.
Look, that ball fell.
I don't understand.
I think it's just a glitch.
It has to be.
That's unreal.
I have no explanation.
Hacker, not a hacker.
Rusty Pillow's been in a million of the games.
That's just a glitch.
The glitch that I wish would happen to me so I could have a second chance at life.
That would be great.
Why can't I get that glitch?
Just let me get that glitch for the one time.
You know what I mean?
That's broke-killed them twice.
We need some nerd in here to analyze the footage of that clip or something in your
free time and come back with a genuine answer as to what happened.
There has to be some thermodynamics or something there.
Something had to have happened.
How did he wind up back in that platform?
That's crazy.
Yo, Maddie with the five.
Thank you.
Let's go, this it.
The streak is not in danger yet, chat.
We're good.
At least get the sunglasses from Walmart that has the flames add some style dog
I have good sunglasses in
The other part of the crib. These are just one people sent in fan mail you goober. I didn't buy them
Wait what
Crazy with it. Crazy with it.
Let's go.
Why are you so far behind? Because I fell, uh, I fell in that pit. I wasn't even looking.
I was distracted, my bad.
Oh, Lord.
This could be bad news for us.
It could be.
I have lost many a round on this map.
Many a round I have lost on this map.
Yo, why's everybody got, uh, uh, bubble animal balloon stans now?
I'm crazy with it dude.
Oh my goodness the fake me comes back I can't tell which one is which
Oh my!
I almost lost my life right there!
Did you see that?
No way!
Oh
Get away from me
You're not brave enough to take the job!
I am!
I'm brave enough to take the leap of faith!
Get it!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
I can't tell if the real Miku died or not.
Oh, you killed the fake one?
That's a war.
The real Miku killed the fake Miku.
Yo, doing this map when there's like this small amount of people in here is like kind
Crazy
Need a miracle big dog you gotta get there
Come on, man.
Come on.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right, here we go
I
Let's go!
Yes, sir!
Get him off!
Hmm.
Right!
Get him off!
That was wild, dude!
How many times does it come?
Oh, I don't know.
How many times has it come down to just me and Miku, right?
A few times!
Let me see this.
Sucks to suck doers
Hey sucks to suck now look here now look here
There is a phenomenon phenomena phenomenon, I don't know there is an individual
That legitimately every single time I
I win a prediction, loses 250,000 channel points legitimately every single time.
Every single time.
Like it's never missed.
Albert with the five.
And the name of that individual is Harry Oiled Up Bodybuilder.
this one I am so confident that when I click on the 80% no category that I am
just as sure to see Harry or oiled-up bodybuilder losing a half a quarter
million channel points as I am as I am sure that Sun's gonna come up every
day and Lord have mercy it never fails dude
It's it's it's crazy, man You know, gimbal with the five
that's unreal.
Is that not unreal chat?
It's every single time.
The streak continues chat by the way.
The streak continues.
We are at six streams in a row with a dub.
Is it not kind of crazy?
It's kind of crazy.
Paul, you ever want to pull?
Remember, after a pull, I'm doing that.
The Trees hate you game, that dash he told me about in this movie.
Time after that.
Yo, gambler with the team.
Thank you.
lock in time to get some time to get some time to get some chat in my win every
game chat in my winning every game be honest come on let's go let's get it
started with a good one here come on man who do we got one by one Lego 45% win
rate GG we won you might as well resign big dog what's my win rate 71% win rate
Dude said I'm kind of crazy with it man kind of crazy with it
Let's go
Little do you know you're about to lose the game for yourself if you do what I think you're gonna do
Yeah, that'll do that'll do donkey that'll do
That one shot right there just sealed your fate. You don't know why yet
But I do I
Can't believe that just happened your ominous with the five
Why did that just happen
Yeah, Gigi we won
Chat I'm not losing a one-by-one Lego uncle with the 10
Good attempt, but not enough.
Blue, absolutely, positively even.
Yellow into the orange, absolutely, positively even.
Perpene?
Absolutely positively even.
Huh.
Maroon top left pocket.
Happy birthday buster happy birthday
Okay, I would like if there was ever a situation I could get that green ball then but we're not at that point yet
Maybe soon we'll be able to get that green ball then clean clean backspin I
Could take a crazy risk here and try to get that yellow ball top middle I could have but I'm not I'm going green I
I mean I'm going yellow top right I think that's online it absolutely was
online that's clean
dog like this game saw that's the only way I lose right
I hit the eight ball in bro.
Chat bro that's the only way I lose I hit the eight ball in bro.
That shouldn't even be a rule dude.
Should it?
Agree with me.
That should not even be a rule.
three wins two of them or three games two of them or wins this should be free
clean
I hate everything and everyone ban everybody in here.
When is the last time I actually lost a game without hitting the 8 ball in?
What is the last time?
Yesterday?
Ha ha, funny, funny joke, guys.
I didn't even stream yesterday.
Red goes in here.
Crazy, what a dude.
Look at these shots, and I hate these real life, too.
All the way down, all the way down, see that's a logically what is that, logically.
Oh yeah, see now you know what's gonna happen?
I'ma wind up accidentally hitting that eight ball in.
Simpleton shot, of course, of course you did.
Man, I can't believe that, I can't, I can't, man.
You know what, no I can't believe it.
What you gonna do with it now?
Oh, you got a free shot.
You better hope you end me before I get to shoot again, you understand me?
You better hope you win this game before I get the chance to shoot again because oh buddy
you're gonna pay.
You better end this game before I get to shoot.
Do you understand?
You better end it.
You better hope I don't get another shot. You better hope.
Well, it appears that you have made a mistake.
I'm sorry, this had to be done.
Well, I never miss twice.
Let's go. Pay them. Let's go.
Pay them. There we go. I'm back.
Chat, I'm back, dude. Chat, I'm back, bro. Bad banana. This is
ever could you imagine I lose to a noob here bro could you imagine there's no
way I lose if somebody is their first game on right I'd never be able to live
it down. I swear if that a-bo-dude... no. Top left orange. It would've went! It would've
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win!
Any day now, brother.
And that'll be a refund.
Let's go.
This Goober's name is Keso bout to lose.
Has played one game and won it.
Oh, this is going to be great to win this one.
Oh, buddy.
You named your whole account, case about to lose.
Oh, oh, big dog.
I fear we got problems here.
Chad, I fear I can't just take that disrespect.
I'm gonna have to do something about it here.
I'm gonna have to win.
I fear I'm gonna have to win.
I fear
Clay
Now to anybody else they'd be like oh, no, I don't have a shot watch this
exactly. Now, you may be thinking, bro, this dude's stupid. No, that was all planned. Every
single ball went exactly where I wanted to do there. Every last one of them. Every one
of them did. Cap, no, watch. Everything's going to play out like I wanted it to.
everything. Trust me. What was that? Clean. Steal clean.
Wait, me leaving games hurts my win percentage down it.
I gotta stop doing that.
Okay, reef on this.
Yeah, we found this is losers just doing anything. Just shooting the ball everywhere. Like what
are you doing? You know what happened? This goober bet on me winning. And it's throwing
on purpose you ain't getting no money bud no you ain't getting no money no see
oh now you want to play huh oh now now now you want to play ain't it not an
attitude oh you ain't getting no money on a prediction now you want to shoot the
ball yeah I
Man, they need to make it to where leaving doesn't make your win percentage go down.
I forgot because I left that game a minute ago.
We're in no danger of losing, chat.
Chat, we are in no danger of losing right now.
I want you to keep that in mind, keep that in mind that there is no danger of us losing
right now
as it stands
exactly what i wanted to do by the way
everybody needs a slop shot every now and then
That's beautiful. That's absolutely beautiful.
get to that's a scratch right? That is a scratch. GG. Who's next? Come on now. Can I get a real
player now like why you do keep brown
what's your win rate first ever game
first ever game chat
Are you are you are you up for real?
You gonna give I'll never get a slapshot breath
Not bruh.
Let's go.
Clean.
This goes
absolutely it does did you see that that goes not enough mustard I hit it as
hard as I could too
that shot just sealed your fate GG oh man you know what I'd have gave that to
That would have been a good shot if you would have hit it.
Okay, I'm glad I did that right there. I'm glad I did that.
The green, the green has more value sitting where it is than me shooting it in right there.
Literally, the green has quadruple more value sitting right there than me shooting it in.
Like legitimately I'm not even doing it.
Clean.
We won.
Told you, you ain't making a shot.
You ain't making a shot.
You don't make the shot.
I've lost twice so far. That's unreal. This isn't like me. This isn't like me, man. Check.
This isn't like me, dude. Mystic prism with a 47% win rate. My win rate's taking at 68%.
Yo, you know what's crazy chat?
They stopped giving me anything on the break, by the way, they stopped TV and with the five
like they literally quit giving me anything on the break.
What happened?
Do you have to pay like a DLC to get like a guaranteed shot on the break?
I will. This is compensating for winning and fall guys. Wait, you're right. You're right actually.
Now you may think, oh, you're doing too much with this. No.
No. Yes. Take these off. It's getting bad.
By the way, chat, y'all can say what you will. That was the play right there. That was the
play. And you're going to see why soon enough. This does not go in under any
circumstance, by the way. Oh, okay. Good shot.
Okay, that's a scratch.
Man, if I could, I can't.
Okay.
Chat, do you believe in the comeback?
No, you don't.
And as you shouldn't.
that I thought that was lined up I gotta start I gotta start use my peripheral
vision again that's another scratch Wow you actually hit that okay good shot I
guess
see like right there am I tweaking that's it getting old man I was playing
tricks on me
Right there, backspin.
See now that's not exactly...
you dare.
Scrape!
No.
That's the last game I'm losing.
Shut up!
I must have well played.
That's the last game I lose.
I play lights out all the time and a second I lose a couple games all the
WHERE'S THE SHOTS ON MY BREAK?
50% win rate in two games. I don't lose these.
But apparently I lose to 40% win rates.
Maybe they don't have hacks for this.
There's no way these scrubs
are supposed to be hitting these shots right here.
Yo, Gouva with the TN, thank you.
You know what I mean?
All right.
I'm back, by the way, in case you were wondering.
I'm back.
Oh no, I fell off completely. Why is that not lining up? What's going on with the monitor,
big dog? Is there something going on with the monitor? Like, what's happening with the
monitor? Why is it not lining up? Is there something misaligned going on here?
Have I been pranked?
See even right there. That was nowhere near as clean as it should have been chat. You know what I'm saying?
Scratch I don't care. Okay never mind.
back like I never left baby pay him up see it was something on my monitor bro
There was something going on with my monitor, dude.
Y'all see what I'm saying? I just had to adjust it.
Johnny again from the other day? Yo, girl, Zilla with the five.
Wow, what a break, Johnny.
I mean Lord have mercy Johnny what is that break dog?
Yo Johnny you should be banned from this website for this by the way.
You know, Johnny, you should be banned from this website for this, by the way.
What a horrific break.
This is disgusting.
This is disrespecting the pool game itself.
This is horrific.
You all see what I'm saying to that?
See that this is a tough shot right here.
It's extremely tough.
And I used to hit those, but I don't know more.
That's just a tough shot, bro.
See now the question is, Johnny, once you hit this blue one in right here.
and then the green one. What's happening after this? Oh Johnny pocketed the wrong ball. Hold up.
Play it again. Johnny get high.
Maroon top middle. That would have been so tough if I had hit that. No joke.
Chape that have been tough I'd have hit that.
Yo, Guba with the five.
Thank you.
OK, we'll take that.
Johnny, can you leave the game, man?
Like dude, look at what you got me playing!
John!
Hit him!
Hit it!
Beautiful.
There's no.
Hey, hey.
How?
You have a 0% chance of hitting this hand anywhere by the leg, Johnny. Just saying.
Where are my shots going?
Dude, my hair won't alight up no more.
What are you doing?
Dude, my arrow don't light up no more!
My arrow don't light up!
Dude!
Yo Johnny, shoot the ball man.
Yo, guvah with the 25 gifted, w guvah with the 25 gifted, thank you guvah with the 25.
Whoa!
Dude, my arrow ain't gonna let it post you man.
It's like my monitor's all balanced!
Can't get a ball in on a break. I'm about to break this table, dawg.
Yo!
Case use a ruler with the five man. I don't need a ruler, ruff.
That's cheating anyway. If you use a ruler, you cheat.
Yo, Cam with the 10. Thank you.
W. Cam with the 10.
Man, look at this, bro.
This filthy animal in the chat just said bro needs now. That's how you can tell you don't play. Yeah, you need an arrow when it's overhead. You absolute disgusting farm animal.
There's a difference. You don't need an arrow when you're actually playing when it's overhead. Yes, you need an arrow.
That's how you can tell you actually don't play, but I play you a real life with a shotgun
in my head if I lose, he blows my head off.
That's how confident I am.
I don't know who you think you talking to.
Say something again.
No, say it where you, where'd you go?
That's how I can tell you don't play.
Oh, I wish I would see you in a pool hall.
I'd break the stick over your head after I beat you too.
That's how I could tell you don't play.
Man, I bit my bottom dunk.
You better hope I'll catch you in no pool hall.
That's all I could tell you don't play.
You probably ain't ever picked up a pool stick
your whole life.
Good Lord show my that he needs an error.
That's how you tell he don't play.
Yes, overhead!
Rage bait, nah, that wasn't raise bait.
That was actually some doobie that
think they good at pool for real.
But I better start doing that.
I'm about to go to every dad jump pool hall in Arkansas
and hope you are one of them.
I'm about to take all your money, bruh.
They're a lot.
Y'all should actually ain't bad.
Did I hit the strike first, bro?
I did.
You're overhead when you're playing real life pool.
What are you talking about?
Well, you just made it obvious you've never left the house
because no, you're not.
your borderline eye level with it.
To get a good pull shot in real life,
you lean, you get lower.
You get eye level with it.
I make these.
Now am I twinkin' or is this lined up?
See?
That's lined up.
Okay.
This is lined up to go top right pocket.
I suck.
Man, yo, yo, whoever that was, I said that please go to move to Arkansas and start going
to pool halls.
But you'll know me when I walk in.
You are going to get fried in there.
You're going to get fried.
Nobody wants to move to Arkansas?
Why not?
I lost.
Did I lose this?
What is there to do in Arkansas?
One more.
Drive around.
Alright, that's the last game I ever lose that's the no, there's everything that you
can do and everywhere else you can do it in Arkansas to 100% win ratio.
This goober is on a six game winning street and your name is L win rate.
so you're cheating. Six game win streak. There is an amusement park in Arkansas, bro.
There's everything in Arkansas as there is anywhere else. That's how states work.
There is nothing that you wouldn't be able to do, but like, man, I wish I was doing
this over here. A beach, there's beaches in Arkansas. It's just not on the ocean.
Water skiing dog. I went water skiing last weekend.
I suck.
That's where my dad pulled a muscle in the back of his leg. He did that
water scan you can water ski in Arkansas. What y'all think there's just no water in
Arkansas?
No, uh-uh, if you would have done that, no, no, I wouldn't have been able to accept that reality right there.
I'm never playing this game again.
I can't hit a shot.
I can't hit a shot chat.
I can't.
It's unbelievable.
How do you go from winning every game to losing every game?
Okay, well, correction.
It hasn't been every game.
But again, I always say this,
Michael Jordan has missed free throws.
Right.
You see now that right there just simply doesn't make sense. I'm two steps away from actually burning my house down.
Wait, what?
How about Tor a nuclear power plant?
There's a nuclear power plant in Arkansas.
Cap, there is.
It's in Russellville.
I had an extended family member that worked at it.
And he's dead.
R.I.P.
But it's true.
There's waterfalls in Arkansas.
There's
That that was that right there that right there is what I needed right there
You're really gonna do me like that after that shot you're gonna do me like this. Oh
This is a sick joke
You can't climb Mount Everest.
You can't climb Mount Everest in- You act like there's a Mount Everest everywhere
They're gonna accept Arkansas.
You can't even make an argument.
Does Arkansas have sand dunes?
I don't know, but probably.
Yeah, this game sucks, dog.
That was a bad day on pool bro.
You know what else Arkansas has?
A diamond mine that you can just go to and get diamonds and leave with them.
Dead serious.
Arkansas you can go you can pay like a certain amount of dollars to stay there for like six hours
you can literally dig around and find a diamond and carry it home with you i'm dead serious my
parents took me there when i was a kid and it's still there you can look it up biggest cap
Oh, I'm camping.
Oh, matter of fact, it's the world's only public diamond mine.
Diamond mine.
The find of a lifetime for a 12-year-old boy, he was on vacation with his family in Arkansas
when, oh, he discovered a true diamond in the rough.
ABC's John Muller has the story.
When Michael Detlap's family stopped at this Arkansas state park called the Crater of Diamonds,
he wasn't expecting much.
What they tell you you're going to find is these little diamonds that are so small.
And that's exactly what you found, kid, a little diamond.
So I kind of expected maybe to get a couple of those.
Instead, in a state fest known for Little Rock, the 12-year-old found an enormous
rock.
We were probably there around 10 minutes and I was just looking around on the ground
and I found it on top.
It was very glassy, very smooth, didn't look like it.
Guess what?
This kid's worth $100 million now.
Anything else around it?
What's that laugh in his parents didn't realize
he found a real diamond in the rough.
We had pretty much looked at it and kind of dismissed it.
And then later on in the day, right when we were ready to quit,
we let the kids go like, see?
I've been there.
Mom, did we not go there with this kid?
Did you find a diamond? I found a crystal, but it wasn't a diamond.
The rock identification people, but themselves.
And when I brought this rock out of the bag, the guy who's there, he just went bug-eyed,
And he said hang on a second. I need to take this to the back room. So there's not I've been like you better go somewhere
You ain't taking my diamond
You almost got that thing stole kid. You got me back. I need to go analyze this now
I'm analyzing home myself. You talk about and people start coming from everywhere and they're like, oh, yeah
What do you mean? No, lol mom. Yes, we literally did
Yes, we literally did mom
We literally did.
How else would I have known about this?
Only here for K-So with the five.
Victoria's with the five.
It's a real place, but we've never been.
Yes, we did.
I did. Unless I went with Granny or something, but I remember when I was a kid, I went there.
How else did I know about it?
It's a big diamond.
Not just big, but one for the record books. More than five carats in the 27th largest
found in the state park's history.
And guess who has the 17th largest found in the state park's history?
your boy. That's proofing itself.
Brazers now say if it can be cleaned in shape, it could be worth as much as $15,000.
If it can't cut it.
Yeah, you can't go nowhere else in the world and go to a public diamond behind a diamond worth $15,000.
But y'all saying none in Arkansas. There you go.
It is valuable. I think I'd probably want to have it cut and sell it.
If it's not, well then it's a great souvenir.
And while it may not be the largest stone ever found at the crater of diamonds,
a distinction that belongs to a 40 carat rock found there 90 years ago,
it's still not a bad souvenir. 40 carat diamond. Did you imagine finding that, bro?
That's boring, lol.
Then I don't know what kind of activities you're looking for, dude.
If you think going to a public diamond mine searching for diamonds for a few hours is boring
I don't know what you what what is your activities that you want to do?
What you go to Olive Garden
Go to a movie
There is no way on this planet earth
You can tell me that going to a movie is less boring than going to a dime the only dot public diamond mine in the world
And having a chance of finding a diamond you know what else I could so has movie theaters dog
You could go to movie theater after
Boring yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
How would you know you've never been there? Yes, I have. My mom's tripping. I've been there.
Anyway, there's proof of just one thing that's in Arkansas.
I'm sure there's YouTube videos listing off the dozens of things that's Arkansas's got going on.
Tweaking with the five. Thank you.
Especially for a rainy day.
It was actually a rainy morning and we were thinking of not even going, but it's just amazing.
Any pro sports in Arkansas? No, but that don't matter. You can go find a diamond.
You can go find a diamond and pay off your car or you can go watch a baseball game.
Yeah, exactly. Yo, Remo with the five and June with the five. Thank you. I don't know why y'all
head on Arkansas so bad. Chat the only, you know what the worst thing about Arkansas is?
the weather dude that is the worst thing about Arkansas is the weather other
than that bro I mean what else you need
and it's Wayne your name is Chris dog and you're not Chris Redfield let that
sink in. Okay. Lock in. Alright. Before spooky time, I'm playing that tree game that Dashie
told me about. Apparently it's a rage game and I am probably gonna get angry. So, yep.
So GG.
In other words, have y'all seen anybody play this yet?
Hold on, wait til the pops up.
Oh yeah.
Chad, y'all seen anybody play this, bro?
I saw Dash, he played, yeah, he texted me a week ago
and told me about it and I forgot about it.
text me again today. I was like, Oh, yeah, I'm gonna play that tonight. Yo, big
booty brandy with the with the five gift that thank you big booty brandy with
the five gift that I appreciate that. Thank you. Anyway, you got me over
defending Arkansas arm and leg. I'm getting too old for all this hooting and
hollering chat. You need to relax one of these days. I'm gonna get hurt in
here and you're gonna be feeling you're gonna be feeling bad.
Y'all doing all this rage baiting one day. I'm gonna be in here. I'm gonna get too hot and I'm gonna pass out or something
And they all gonna be feeling bad because because you rage baited me
You know what I mean
Lock in time to play another rage game for old-time's sake
I'll be right back. Got to use the restroom
you
Yo, Cam with the T and W Cam with the T and W Cam.
That's my goat right there texting my goat.
That's my goat right there dude dude is a mythical being somewhere between human and
just mythical creature that man is.
Appreciate you cookie. Thank you
Y'all appreciate that KG I hate you that preset you KG. Thank you lock in oh
Name of this game is trees hate you
So I'm guessing we got to look out for some trees in this the odors music
They don't music
I don't believe everything on 50 for now. Quality high, you already know to drill. Controls move, chop.
Tab to reset, oh lord. Trees hate you. Why are they hating? I don't know. Be this loser or design a victim.
Oh, we already got, wait, a victim.
Oh my.
Okay.
That's about right.
There's no option for red, so...
Hair...
Where's just big, giant, curly action at?
That's why the closest thing to what I got going right now.
Unironically, go orange.
This is the best orange you got?
That's the best orange you got? Oh, I'm about to follow the quaint.
Oh, are you that music?
Oh, I could go with some Elvis action.
Do that music hard!
Man, I don't know what to go with, Rob.
Man, I'm a go-
I'm going with that.
Too dead is hard!
Big tails I bet.
Keep it on that right there.
Body?
Hit him with that guitar again!
Oh my god, the overalls!
Hit him with the guitar, hit him with the guitar.
Oh, come on, man.
Oh, shoes.
I'm going yellow shoes.
Nose.
Right.
That is hard.
What's the hair?
You don't like it?
I can't tell the article, I want no glasses.
Oh, you know what?
We're green at it.
Not that green.
Darker green.
Dead is.
That's me right there.
That is horrifying.
That'll work.
Malf, I don't want to be frowning because, certainly,
I'm going to be happy playing this game, right?
That's creepy.
Let's just go, uh, that'll work.
None of that facial hair.
Dude, dude.
Dude, come on, man.
Yeah.
Y'all rocking with it?
Hey, yeah, that's hard, man.
All right, let's begin.
Dude, the music is so good.
Oh, my frame race some booty
What's this day be sure to read every sign you see you never know when I'll say something useful I see you tree
Shadow look like it's lagging for y'all, does it?
No?
I bet.
Dude, I can't get over it on a walk around the street.
I knew it was going to do something!
Wait, this guy ain't going to be easy.
Alright.
What are these?
These checkpoints?
That is a checkpoint.
What are these these checkpoints? That is a checkpoint.
That juke idiot. I don't know what you thought you were going to do.
I know your game. I'm going to...
Yeah.
It's almost making it like, hey, was it movin'?
I'm goin' around this way.
Coin?
I forgot about that's the last time you're ever gonna kill me idiot piece
I don't know what you thought you'd go go I should have-
Yep!
Where did that one come from?
Was that tree there or needed to go?
So one shoots out of the ground right here, but this one's gonna shoot me or something.
Oh no, he's just looking at me.
Oh that's for a set point.
It's easy.
What you talking about?
Excuse me.
I see, I see how we're going to see, I swear there's trees popping up, was this tree right
here a second ago?
I swear there's more popping up.
I see how we're going to do it, we're not going to play fair, huh?
I see.
So, I got to outrun this one.
I don't know what this would, bro, are you?
You gonna block me now?
I gotta get around here.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
They all got,
what do you got?
You got a gun?
You got a gun too?
You got,
I don't suck.
There we go.
Whoa!
My boy Dash, you really gonna do this to me?
Alright, I got this part down now.
That tree up there chases you, that tree behind my facecam chases you and the other three
have a gun and then the other two chase you. So, run, but you mu-
That tree did not have a gun a second ago. Who gave him a blicky?
did?
Oh my goodness, I'm locked in! Run!
Up here! There's gotta be a...
Checkpoint? Checkpoint, please, I beg...
Let me go ahead and pop a cough drop real quick, because it's about to get ugly in
here.
Oh, Colby.
All right.
I got it now.
You all got it?
I can get back to that part first try here. Come on. Run. He got a gun. Duke. He got a gun. Duke. Duke.
Yo, Janelle with the five. Thank you.
What does a tree button do?
Are you kidding me?
What is that?
All right, all right, no, see, I've done understood that you weren't supposed to do a double slide like that.
You are cheating and you know it.
That one behind me shot an exit. That tree was not there before. I'm dead serious.
Dude, there's more tweeds every time you go...
To the side, to the side.
Okay.
I think if I can stay in the middle there, I'm about to tweak.
If I can stay in the middle there, I think I'm good.
Idiot.
Shoot.
Clean.
I'm locked.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, we're good.
That's what I'm talking about.
If you get stuck, press tab and check for free trees.
Is that what I hit a minute ago?
There's no checkpoint.
Did you see him try to hit me again?
This is ridiculous right now.
This is ridiculous.
He tried to do a double-sword.
But watch the music.
I'm locked in.
OK, there's a trick to come up up.
Yo devs, yo devs, what are we doing, dawg?
Yo devs, what are you doing up in here, dude?
There is a tree that grows down the stairs.
The music started to drive me crazy.
Oh my goodness, there was a flag up there and I saw him in to go through, there's a
checkpoint right there.
I'm starting to get hot.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
I
Even the music is trolling me
I know everything that they're gonna hit me with now I have that tree right there keeps
doing a double scoot and I'm sick of entry.
You're gonna get your double scoot.
So far, so far, you know, I'm gonna keep track of that so far. That's my least favorite tree in the game
That's the specific one right there
You ain't gonna touch me. Oh
Yeah, that's clean come on
Juke juke juke
One more go come down the road!
I gotcha!
AHHHHH!
Two checkpoints man, get off me!
two checkpoints. Let's go.
Does this lead to a secret?
This is tempting here.
This looks so obvious to be a secret.
Yo, if I follow it, reset my checkpoint.
Okay, no, I'm not.
Alright, there has to be some...
Dude, there's even a...
There's a tree on a secret.
That tree's not there now.
Where did the tree go?
Where's this taking me? Oh, this has to be a secret. There's stairs here
Where is this going?
They wouldn't put nothing up here where there's a secret, right?
And it says trees, not bushes.
Oh, it's the coin!
I swear.
Well, it doesn't matter because if it does kill me, I'll just be right back at my checkpoint.
Wait, what does that mean?
Wait, let's do a boot back rather gently, all right?
You know what I have played plenty of rage games this is nothing I know how to immediately
to get back to where he was. It's not a problem.
Dog! What the- Dude, it's crazy! They're throwing new stuff! That wasn't there on the first plate, dude!
Like, what's up with the tree? W-
Idiot!
Oh, they're evil.
Oh, they're they're evil.
So not only do they send you back here, they throw new stuff that wasn't there in the
first place.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, for real?
Okay.
That one's gonna fall.
This one's gonna swing.
Fall.
Now there's another one gonna fall
from up the stairs right here.
And it doesn't activate.
Are you kidding me?
You gotta be, easy money, what you talking about?
This one's got a gun
That was gonna swing I went right here
Okay, yeah, I'm back like I never left watch this
juke
Juke juke juke
Yeah, what did the coin give me
Too easy. Now the other one's gonna come from the back right here, pause, yep.
Tweet my dog! We're back like we never left, what you talking about?
What did the coin give me? I have one coin.
Was it worth it? I don't know.
Lord have...
Ooh, I see another coin up there. Do you see it?
Are you kidding me?
Whoa, what?
Oh, do they want...
They look at our checkpoint right here.
Send it.
Stay alert.
Why is there stairs right there?
Oh
yo dashy did you beat this demo
send it send it you know you want to yep idiot do it yep doober no uh that's a
set up check that's a that's a set up right there I want the coin though
You gotta be kidding me.
Hey, I got the coin, what you talking about?
Hey, I got the coin, I'm starting to get hot.
Juke?
Oh yeah, I don't got the net to done now.
What happens if I walk right beside this one?
Bro's got two weapons in his bag, huh?
Okay.
Dude, they have a tree firing squad.
Up here.
Where the hell's I going to cut through here?
Please, please, oh lord, this looks terrible!
NO!
Where did that tree come from?
It wasn't even a tree on the right!
Bro, what are you doing?
Alright, come on.
Oh, this is just the demo. I cannot imagine what the uh, what the fool game. Idiot. Okay,
I got the method right here. Two of these fall, I hug the wall, and once you come from
back right here you get the clock
oh
all right I'm gonna go quick left to avoid this tree right here
Click!
That tree on top, that little hill's up to something.
It's up to something, I just can't prove it.
There's a tree everywhere!
Check the bits from Dashie.
Wait, did Dashie send bits?
Oh, he did!
What is he?
What do you say yes I beat the demo also how did you know I was here I was on the sneaky sneak
I figured you wanted to see my suffering as you did
I'm suffering just like Dashie did
W. Dashie pre-sates you for 5,000 bits
I'm just gonna throw a steady on the sneaky sneak.
All right, come on.
The crazy part is, they be throwing new stuff at me.
I'm gonna surprise that tree right there.
Don't wake up and try something one time when I go by.
Jew?
Okay, I got the method here.
I'm gonna go left, but not full left,
so that tree pops up.
Left, but not full left.
So logically, you would want to go dead ahead because that looks like the path forward.
But it's too easy.
The path less trodden is often the best path, so I'm going to wrap around to the left.
Don't you dare!
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! You see that jiggle pic? I jiggled it.
Don't!
There's no way you're counting the deaths.
Is it really 32?
There's no way it's 32.
patches for trees? Oh, that makes sense why that tree pops up. Okay, that's good to know actually.
Come on, we'll send it.
Please watch this.
You think I should go for the same method?
Go?
He falls?
I don't get hit.
Falls don't get hit.
What happened to me last time here?
I look at this when I walk through that gap, right?
When I walk through that gap, I'm going to hang right, okay?
I'm going to hang right when I walk through that gap right there.
Hey y'all, y'all ain't getting paid for that last hit, that was the experiment.
Y'all some straight scammers. Clean. Now that tree in the middle is not moving.
Why is he not moving?
And also, what is that tall tree on the left gonna do?
I don't trust the tall tree on the left left is bro gonna pull out a sniper
What's the tall tree on the left gonna do?
34 I'm not gonna lie to y'all chat 34 deaths. It's not that bad that doesn't seem that bad for this kind of game
I'm doing the same method because it's working beautiful same method I am such an
idiot I should have pancitated
no I just unlocked a new strap right here by the way watch this you can do a
a shortcut I hear and avoid the one that gets thrown at you. That is so, that is big brain.
Big brain. Clean. Don't you hit me. Don't you hit me either. I know what to do here. Lock
walk in. Go right. Right. This is too good. This is too good to be true. What is this?
This is too good to be true.
I
Called it what did I say I said this is too good to be true here
Look at the new method though new method. This is great method cuz that one doesn't get grown at us no more
Clean we're good. Let's go
There we go
We have the method here the method
It's gonna fall, I avoid it, it's gonna fall, I avoid it.
This one's gonna come through, I avoid it.
Bustle right, left, it misses, go!
No!
What are you doing?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, I have it this time.
Hug the wall, I might have to hug the wall, no joke.
Doing all that work just to get robbed hurts.
It hurts.
Oh, I missed, I was going to do it clean.
Beautiful.
beautiful I have this part down to a science dude an absolute science I am
this part look at that clean dodge
boom boom avoid
Check one, I beg of you!
I beg of you, checkpoint!
No check one, where's the checkpoint?
The music in this game is unbelievable.
The odds of that was a...
Excuse me?
Dude, there's a chest over there!
I see a flag for a checkpoint!
Don't you dare kill me.
What are you doing?
Sir, I can't-
What do you do when I can't get through?
Oh, Mike!
You gotta be kidding me!
You got the checkpoint, right?
Oh, this was a checkpoint.
Pay him up, I did get a checkpoint.
Yeah, no, this was a checkpoint.
We're good.
Okay, we're good.
I'm gonna be way more angry if that wasn't a checkpoint.
Okay, we're good. I'm gonna be way more angry if that wasn't a checkpoint. Not gonna lie.
Whoo! I was gonna be whoo-way!
Now you act like you wanna be shy. Now come here!
No! No! Step out!
Oh, the tree's gone!
Did they think of anything?
Did they think of everything?
Did the developers think of literally everything?
Was those wooden doorways there a minute ago?
Why is there so- there's stairs on the left?
Yo, he's got so much speed!
Oh my God!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Just keep running, I'm going, I'm going!
Who was that?
Just give me a second to breathe.
Yeah.
We're doing good, right?
We're doing good here.
We are doing good here how many deaths are we at how many deaths
47 deaths matter of fact what is the prediction?
Oh, okay.
Yo, Sal's very set with the five.
My dude, that music is crazy, no.
Alright, come on.
I was trying to do what that wanted poster said.
Can you not? No, no, please stop!
Can I just have a second to read the poster?
Get away from me.
Get a what
I know the myth I'm gonna hug the wall
Yes
BOO! BOO! A COWING!
Wow, you did so much to me there, bud. Wow.
Good job, you pushed me up.
Buddy!
You're not even dangerous! You're just annoying! Shoo!
Shoo!
I
So y'all remember earlier in the game, when the devs said read every sign, did they leave
that in there just specifically to get us on that one?
Why didn't you watch out?
Well, I didn't have time.
Why'd you put a gun back out?
I'll go around again since you wanna do that.
Okay, we gotta be closer on the checkpoint.
Where was that chest at?
You ever see that chest?
Yo, that's a big O treat.
The checkpoints right there.
What's gonna happen?
Oh my goodness, what's yo?
Yo, I don't know what's in that chest
I don't know why, but I want to get what's in there.
How do I get that chest?
Secret?
Oh, these trees back here are friendly.
These are the first friendly trees in the game.
They didn't do it.
There's an arrow pointing for me to go right,
But this game just gets you killed when you listen. I'm going left
Did you see that look
I still want to get now the sign is saying go left
Okay
I started moving, so now I had skits all over me.
No, please, I want to get the chair, stop!
There's a tree up there that's gonna try something.
Never mind, we're good.
Wow, there's a nice tree.
Silly me, I should have known there's no such thing as a friendly tree in this game.
Wait, no, it hit me with it again.
No, no, please.
Please don't kill him.
No, don't kill him.
So if the arrow is pointing whichever direction
you can't go that way, so now I can go left.
Get away from me.
Please don't do it!
What is that?
Play your mob!
I'll kill you!
Lay him up!
The chest!
Is it down here?
Oh my goodness, I look like a... it just did the checkpoint right there!
You gotta be fisting me now, let me out!
Go!
Don't you dare!
Where my top hand go?
You gotta be...
Don't you dare put me back!
Up and go!
You gotta be...
Don't you dare put me back.
What happened to my hat?
It's all...
Is it worth it to go back and get it?
What's that big old tree gonna do? I think the big tall trees are friendly. Oh, an apple tree!
What is that?
Who the song is for though?
Tell me that song ain't collectin'
Can't you get it?
Haha, peace!
Pay them, we're back!
Do I go back for the chest?
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm going to try to make it look like it's not working.
I'm going to try to make it look like it's not working, but I'm going to try to make it look like it's not working.
It was worth it, at least, saying it, eh, like, what is this?
Should I do it?
Sure.
That's what you use the coins for this machine is a scam
Damn!
I ain't got no points.
Oh, they let me play for free.
Get me out of here.
Alright, let's keep going.
What is this game, dude?
What is going on?
You gotta be kidding me and shrimp me
All right, we'll get a little dude.
Yo, TV in with the fire.
They didn't think I'd do my six.
I'm going to try that same move right there.
I'm going to try to hold it to the left wall.
I'm going to try to dodge the roller when it comes in.
But what did we ever do to these trees to make them so bad at us?
What?
What is that?
Two dead musics up! The musics don't keep me going, man!
Dodge, dodge! Go middle, go up it!
Get up! Get up!
I'm sitting there flailing around like a fish out of water.
I'm not getting stuck, I'm going right.
No, no, no, no, no. Get up. Please get up!
How do I keep for all let all these go right let them all go
What are we thinking of they just run straight down the middle strat without stopping?
I think that that could have worked out of me to dodge it that can work that can work right here
That can work that can work
You've got to be fisting me with the rollie
Get away from me dodge ram 1500
I think I go middle left.
Big Juke.
No, no, you sell!
We had it!
We had it, dude!
Just run, you can't, cause the ball changes like a heat sink in this house!
You better get up right now!
You gotta get up, you're right there!
Let's go!
What is this?
Why is there a leg?
Well, the name of the game is Trees Hate You, not Cars Hate You, so...
Wait, did we win?
There was a tree in the van!
We won.
Hey, and we won?
What is this?
Hello?
Were dead going to heaven?
Why do you stare so long?
Even in death you will not let me...
Yo, what?
That was one of the craziest rage games I've ever played
Yo shout out dashy for recommending it to me wait that was that it was so well put together
I was even like it was it was making it making it hard for me to get like fully mad even
Oh, that was cool
Chad tell me that wasn't goaded bro
That's game in a year right there
there. Tree malice will continue in the full game. Bro, I wonder when it's coming out.
Dude, they literally thought of everything. Anytime you would try to do a different route
or something, boom, another tree just fall out of the sky like a meteor. Bro, what?
Yeah, tell me that wasn't good though.
Kitty.
Kitty, why are you dirty?
You been on that deck out there?
Yes, you been on the back deck wallowing in dirt.
at her she's dirty you know I got dirty
dirty out there wall around yeah we got the screen fixed on the back
Dex so she can go out there again. Yo, tell me that said that was fired. Oh, huh? Yo, cheese it with the five. Thank you
Bro
Yo, happy birthday Ozzy. Thank you Ozzy happy birthday
Chat I don't know what we ever did to those trees
To make them that mad at us
but them trees was mad at us like Lord have mercy what was up with that right
there you know what I mean like no
you
You got to get banned now it is what it is
What time is it chat?
What time it is
It is indeed spooky time
The only thing spooky is the tree chat y'all might pop out to stream tomorrow in the tree gone
Not gonna lie
Y'all might have to pop, y'all might pop out tomorrow and a tree is gone because I do is scaring me now
Why is it turning a little bit?
Wait, why is there a shotgun in the tree with the shotguns moving?
chat. You know what? That did it. I can never go outside again. Hey, hey, look, it ain't
my fault hey look I mean look what happened when you go outside the trees
try to key it is what it is you know chat do you know agree agree with what I'm
I'm saying over here. Please. So, Chad, are you scared of trees now? IRL, be honest.
Go ahead. Go ahead and be real with me. Are you scared of trees? Yeah, I really don't
Blame you're not gonna lock in.
Lock in, chat.
It is spooky time right now.
You got you a dipion, huh?
You don't.
Well, you better get one.
This looks ominous by the cover.
Lock in, chat!
Get you a dipion, cause it's
Pfft! Spooky time of the best time!
Look at some thunder!
I feel like I'm loading into Skyrim or something with that music playing, Lord have mercy!
What's going on here?
This ain't my music either.
This is the game's music chat, by the way.
of this game is the cluster. You got it? Do you got it? The name of this game is the cluster.
you. Lock in. Hope you got you a dypion. GG. GG. I wonder what they're referring to when
they say the name of the game is the cluster. I was starting the game off with a flashlight.
That's not good.
It appears that we live in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the woods.
Yo cat with the tin, thank you.
Mute notifications.
What is this eight ball pool app on the app store?
They were telling me with the fire. Thank you.
Wait, why is there a shop?
Why do I have a gun?
Where am I going?
Am I going to kill the trees or something?
Hello?
I do not need to do that. Pick that back up.
So in case you're ever gonna play this game, you hit the F to drop a weapon.
Lord have mercy, look at the disproportionate toilet.
Why am I walking around my house with a gun?
Did I hear a bump in the night perhaps?
Hello?
I did not mean to shoot!
I'm reloading. I don't... maybe I'm gonna need that bullet.
Oh, it saved my progress. That's not good.
Who are you, you trash bastard?!
Oh, that's my wife. Oh, how you doin'?
I'm gonna restart this game real quick because I'm gonna waste all my shots here. Let's go ahead
Yeah, let's just redo that
Maybe I'm not supposed to pick up the shotgun already. Maybe it's just a normal night
All right, so somebody was trespassing on me right there
All right, let's go. Let's go talk to her real quick
I
Came in a year man like like come on dude
Hey honey, how you doing?
Hey, honey, hi honey. How was your sleep?
It was fine. How were you today?
Doing well
Smells amazing
I'm preparing a new dish for tonight. Oh
Interesting
Hope you'll like it sweetie. I
I sure will, honey. You're the best. Can y'all stop with the little names? That's nasty.
Yo, Serotonin with the five. Thank you. That's nasty. Oh, hey, sweetie. Hey, honey. Like, stop.
Y'all nasty, bro. Get a room or something.
Yeah, they met all you white we live in a middle of nowhere. You know what they met
You know what they met
We live in the middle of nowhere already know what they met at
She's really lonely now walking the corner field again.
Do you think they will ever find us too well?
Not hanging out with us all day.
We used to be lonely.
Until we met on Farmers Only.
Farmers Only.com is the new online dating site.
Farmers, ranchers, and good old country folks.
You don't have to be lonely
at FarmersOnly.com.
See folks just don't they sure don't
Classic anyway I
Sure will honey you're the best I
Just need you to grab me some stuff from the grocery store after you're done hunt. I'll need some salt tomato sauce and pepper
So, yes, sir.
Because tomorrow is spaghetti time.
Spaghetti time.
And don't worry, I've got the rest of the ingredients.
I'm about to go hunting.
That's why I've got the gun in here, huh?
Okay, no problem.
Go hunting the forest.
All right, do I got to grab my gun first or?
Get your shotgun and flashlight before going hunting.
Ah!
AAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S TAKEN ME OVER!
HELP!
I'm gonna get a restart on that.
But it was like itty-nitty tomorrow.
So we go, do I hunt for a living or something or is this something that we do?
I don't know.
All right, let's go.
All right let's go. Let's go talk to her again. Then I'm gonna grab my shotgun.
I'm gonna go hunt. But I'm gonna intentionally miss cuz I'm gonna feel bad killing them.
Hey honey how you doing? Whoa.
Finally grabbed my shotgun.
Y'all remember that old goofy country song back then?
That song used to make me laugh every time I heard it.
I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four wheel drive,
and a country boy can't survive, country folk, can't survive.
Y'all remember that song?
Man, I used to cringe after I heard that song, dude.
I swear I did.
That's a real song.
This wheel.
All right, I'm going hunting, honey. I'll be back later. Bye.
to cluster to city well I guess I'll go to the cluster don't shoot me a deer
drop a shotgun I can't have that happen
I'm gonna shoot me a deer.
What is that?
Why is there a purple light up here?
This don't look like no- I'm at the Dad Dumb Grocery Store.
I'm gonna reload that.
So I guess you need to walk to the hunting spot instead of getting in the truck.
But the game devs should have been like, yo, don't let them get in the truck yet.
Y'all got it now?
Y'all got it?
We got it.
Hello, man.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
I don't know, I'm gonna go hunting in the forest
for real this time.
Hey, yeah!
Now, we go hunting in the forest.
Okay, chat, that's where we go.
Hunting in the forest.
Now, we got to put food on the table.
And by hunting, I mean we're hunting these trees that just
bullied me for the last hour.
Let's hunt us a deer.
They're trying to get us out of here.
There's no way we can get out of here.
We're going to get out of here.
be on the lookout for a deer I'm gonna find me a deer I gotta put food on my
I'll tie him up!
I'm not gonna shoot!
Come here!
There's one!
You need me another deal!
You need me another, I guess!
no scope them I don't want to kill the deer I won't let them leave bro there
ain't no other deer out here won't we just take the one we got and leave man
let's just leave with the one we got y'all keep seeing purple lights
I just heard something.
Chat, y'all see any signs any more deers?
I don't even see no more.
Where they at?
my bad I had to do it I had to do it my bad ain't like I wanted to do what is up
with the static bro come on with the static man go to the grocery store and buy groceries
and that's gonna walk you here like this
hey i'm here to get some groceries or maybe i can drop this in the back of the truck hold up
put that in the back of the truck
Put that in the back of the truck for me real quick.
Alright.
Alright, there we go.
We're good.
Yo, Laws with the Five.
Alright, what do we got here?
We got some salt.
We got some tomato action.
There you go.
Well, if it isn't my favorite source of ice strain, really.
Yo, constipated cabbage with the fire give me.
I should really start charging you for coming here and doing nothing but wasting my time
and contemplate the dust on the shelves.
Yeah, good to see you too. How much is it for those?
Two fifty.
Fine, here.
Why is Gro so rude? What did I do?
watch where you're walking like you did this pull-up on me like he's gonna
run me over yeah facts
shut up stop talking I can literally hear my standards lowering as low as your
dignity almost an identity excuse me you walk here like you own the place or
something am I just not liked in this town why does everybody hate me no
You ain't about to talk to me like that.
Reloading!
Now why?
Hey, I got a couple of deers for sale.
Look who's there.
I got some animals to sell you wait why does everybody actually hate me for what what did
I do why does everybody hate me yeah I got two deers what's a miracle you're still alive
in those woods even though you have the instinct of a sponge what so what are you
waiting for princess treatment just show me the goods right I got the two gears
for you take them don't get too comfortable while you come here smelling
Bro, why is everybody, hey, hey?
I'm going back home.
Did we, did we do something to somebody?
I left my gun.
What is this place?
I was the police department!
Why am I parked out in the middle of nowhere?
And why am I running home?
How did my truck make it home and not me?
And why is my truck yellow when it was red before?
What? Wait, what? Oh. Two game of the year. What else is there to say? So, who was your
day. So who was your day?
Lost bystander with the five. This game was three dollars, by the way.
So who was your day? You know how it is. Oh babe.
Those crazy people are still going with their unbelievable attitude.
Yeah, they are really deranged.
And they keep doing it every day.
They always have been like this.
How do you think the sports is empty of people?
How can they not be tired of acting like this all the time?
It's their Olympic sport.
I can't do this for much longer.
I'm sorry to hear this.
You must be so exhausted by still working this night hunting job, especially with these
people, yes.
But hey, don't worry about it.
What the money we save will be able to finally get out of here and live in the city in
a couple of days. Finally, I can't wait to get out of this place. Me too, honey.
Is this just my comfort flashlight? Do I have it everywhere?
Hey, ready for today?
Sure am.
How are you?
Better with you around.
Thanks.
Do you need anything?
No, I think I'm fine.
Don't be late for dinner though.
I'll be waiting for you.
I got you.
How am I going to run?
I ain't got my shot.
I got you.
No!
My shot going down!
Still better than subliminal.
Let's get a couple shifts in here.
All right, all right, what did we do last time here?
Were we in danger of losing the business last time?
Look at Leah man, greatest employee, oh my goodness.
is the absolute go man. She has rough night. You look tired this morning. Yeah. You know
me. You know me. I'll be working. All right, Leah. All right. What do we got going on
today? It's Monday. No special event happening here. Should I order some movies or do I have
the shelf space for it. Chad, do I just order some more shelves, man? But I feel like we
don't know I'm not doing any of me messed up on the death. No, because look, let's just
get 15 random movies, boom, $120 expand. I'm afraid to expand because we barely make enough
money to keep the lights on anyway. Where is my 13 bodies poster that I had boxed up?
Oh, there it is. I was about to tweak.
All right. Our lovely who is calling me before we even open. I done told these people
Stop calling me before we even open!
Redfills, wait!
Hello? I came in the other day and I was wondering why is the horror section so small?
Any chance you can order more for...
Horror shelf. Horror shelf. Horror shelf. Three horror shelves! What do you mean it's small?
I think the most movies we have are horror movies, right? Unless I'm tweaking. People
always just crying. Bro, come by a movie dude. I'm the best movie rental place in the town
and you're gonna complain.
And then when I close this place down
because everybody crying,
and then you're gonna be wishing you wouldn't have done it.
All right.
Do we just open up?
Oh, what I put here?
Uh-oh, oh yeah.
I know nobody's calling me again.
this early oh my gosh it's gonna be a bad day i can already tell chat redfields rentals
hey it's me the tape dealer i robbed a house last night and
found a few movies i think you'd like i'll drop them in your store's back drop box
box. I don't know if I can accept that. I mean, I guess. How many movies did he steal?
What was the name of that goldfish in the box? This dude robbed somebody's house and stole
their kids movie. Yo. Hey, W dealer, though, not gonna lie. Hey, not gonna lie. W dealer
for let's go ahead and open up. Locky and Lee are we gonna have a busy day today? I
hope probably not though, because we fell off. He stole from the competitors. Wait,
he might have broke into the competitors house. Yeah. For real. You think you trace
that back to me? No, it's like the nineties in this game chat. They can't trace
of stolen VHS back to me. I'm just I just have it just happened to circulate
through here today that's all it is. How you doing sir? Okay you got the hotel I
got you right here. Hey it's a super rare event I'd let nothing happen to it or
else you're gonna get what's on the front of this case right here. Thanks
you have a good one sir. Why is it a 360p? Which has a quality bad? How you
How you doing, man? One second.
How you doing?
Hold on.
I almost soaked those of ice, my bad.
All righty, man.
Let's go run your $14 exact change.
You have a good day. Thank you so much.
How you doing, big dog? You doing good today?
You got two movies and some candy.
I got you right here. $16.
I have your address, social security number, and every one of your family member's phone
number.
If you ever think you're going to come in here and pay with a 50 again, I will end
you.
Have a good day.
How you doing, sir?
Two movies right here.
Boom.
We just got that movie in.
Matter of fact, fun fact for you, Ethan.
My tape dealer, he just stole that from somebody's house.
That's crazy, ain't it?
or did he? Or was that the other one? I don't know. $3. Have a good one, sir. Thank you.
Oh, my bad. How you doing? You've been looking for the release of Draconic Mark. Do you have
a copy? Well, I don't know, Buster. Go take two steps over here and look at the new release
section and maybe you'll find it. Godly. People just always won't just, I mean,
You know how you doing Anna if you spell your name backwards it spells Anna by the way
How you doing sir all right two movies
Yo developers of this game why is there not an option to bring out a gun from under the counter
Yo, guys, we gotta add some stuff to this reel.
You should be able to turn down customers, hit them, kick them out.
I should not be forced to serve this guy when he has broken two tapes.
Like bro, come on, man.
This is unreal.
I cannot believe this dude has two tapes.
This is actually unreal.
You're not gonna wake up tomorrow.
How you doing ma'am? You doing okay today? Alrighty, three tapes, 1450, 553 you changed.
Have a good one. How you doing sir? Oh, four movies. I see you big movie and you bought
one. Two dollar late fee, big dog. Sorry about that. Let me get that. Appreciate it. 950
you for your change. Have a good one. Did he just curse him? Yeah, put a curse on him.
We got some customers hiding.
Hey,
where's where's the customers?
Okay, six dollars for your change. So thank you.
Where's the...
All right, Jessica, $7, $13 for your change.
Yes, ma'am. Psycho killer soldier, I got you right here. You have a good day. What else got broken?
Godly, people always breaking my movies, chat.
It's definitely the weather.
It sure is look at that there's about to be a twister drop out of them clouds right there.
No wonder ain't nobody coming in here jolly it's cold it's it's about to start hailing
I think Lord have mercy no wonder never mind we're good how you doing ma'am you want a
romance movie you made a mistake where is it tell us how you like it ma'am thank
you let me know how you like it how you do it for movies right there $32 and you
want to slushy I got you right here sir bone got you there you are all right
Isaac 35 25 that's a big boy order 475 for your change have a beautiful night
thank you how we doing today man you got four movies as well that's gonna run
you 1850 Mia I thought I told you never come back in here Mia
What did she do?
I can't remember what she did, but she did something terrible to us.
What did she do last time?
How you doing?
Shut up, you're an ass idiot.
Alright Henry, $6.14 for your change.
Have a good day, Henry.
Henry.
You get a load of that, Goober, a dude named Henry.
Can you believe that?
Henry $15 $5 for your change have a good one Oscar
How we doing today ma'am you're gonna really love this movie date night with my uncle as a critically acclaimed movie now
I ain't got nothing on
Keeping my big co-oiled up, but this one is right there with it a couple of the best movies we got in here
850 150 right here scarlet you have a good one
How you doing, ma'am? Oh my goodness. I know you did not just come in here and get two adult movies and a Christmas movie.
And it's in bed with the milk at that. Okay, Anna. Four dollars. Have a good day.
How you doing? Yes, ma'am. Eight dollars, twelve dollars for your change. Have a good day.
Why is the store so dead today?
Chad, why is the store so dead?
I understand the weather is horrifically mad.
You know what I mean?
But I don't know.
How you doing?
$3. You have a good day. Thank you.
Chad, you come buy a movie from me, wouldn't you?
You come buy a movie from me.
Yes, sir, $18.50 a dollar fifty three change. Have a good one. How you doing, ma'am? That's
gonna run you $14 a dollar for your change. You have a good day. Thank you so much. It's
your stolen goods. Yeah, but the customers don't care as long as they get a good movie.
good day. Thank you. Wait,
didn't grow up with VHS
was when the weather was
your 50. Like congrats dog.
You over here flex and being 50.
Over here talking down because I didn't grow up in the 80s.
No, they can grow up in the VHS days.
He's just in the way he typed it.
How do we do?
I'm trying to see how we did.
One more.
You ought to do one more.
let's see how we did. You know what? That wasn't even that bad. I think sub $200
days are behind us. No joke. I think sub $200 days are behind us. You know what
day it is in the game now Tuesday. You know what Valentine's Day. Oh, people
gonna be buying the romance ones man but already went out date night with my
uncle dude should I get some okay how many Roman no they're not gonna buy all
the romances that's kind of goofy to do yeah do I do another 15 random but we
keep do we keep saving I feel like we keep saving bro sorry about that Anna
I called her Anna too.
Lock in Liam, I bet.
Who broke Dr. Lane's chosen butler, man?
These customers suck!
Gotta reload the snacks now because we don't get no dadgum customers in here one second, man. I got a phone call. Yeah
Yes, we are swing by any time
How you doing the light keepers uncle? I got you right here. Thank you so much, ma'am
Chad, did you see I'll put some good customer service on that right there? Yes ma'am
You want a good horror movie? Oh, we got plenty of good horror movies. Let me see what I can get you right here
Good horror movie. They will come for the heirloom. That's a great one. There you go, ma'am
How you doing sir one movie kid movie four dollars
That's going to be one dollar. Have a good day, sir. Thank you so much. Hope you kid likes the movie. Have a good one. How you doing, man?
You really going to get the rare version of our reefer real ski right now, Amelia?
Just got real awkward in here.
Have a good one.
No music plan is a little awkward
Hey, you got a you got a late fee and a broken fee and you go pay it you don't pay it
He's coming. I'm gonna make sure it don't happen again. Well, you don't let it happen in the first place
So I mean why you gonna break my movies chat?
$12 y'all would break my movie wouldn't ya you take a movie home play kickball with it
Four movies, huh? All right Henry
Henry yeah, that's funny ain't it
Bro is born in 1812. Oh Henry
All right $4 Henry
Henry man, you think that name goofy for
bro's baby cousin's name Henry
oh oh almost passed out you almost passed out oh my god wait I'm almost passed out
yo yo man golly dude man bro you can't lie that's like a name from like the
1750s bro is it not chat like Henry dude dude that name oh whoa bro
it's like a name of like a like a farmer from the from the 1720s and he
like died in the field one day and then and the son's like mom what happened to
dad if he's like well son you get Paul Henry he was a good man he got ran over
by a plow and died I miss old Henry you know you know what I mean
Yeah, that's it like a name for like the 1700s $4 man have a good one
Now if your name can really no offense at the cool name. I'm just saying it's a old name
1650 sir 2050 for your change
What's going on have a good one yes ma'am the invasive but look you ordered the what?
I don't know about that old move.
All righty, that's gonna run you $13, sir, $2 for your change.
Thank you.
To be fair, a lot of names are old.
Are they old?
How many Elizabeths we got in here?
Elizabeth is old, dude.
dude that is a old Elizabeth you know what's the old name dude Gertrude
Hey man, that's a two dollar late fee sofa, but Sophia almost called you sofa my bad.
Have a good one.
Oh Gertrude!
Who calling me man?
I got you!
What's considered new?
What's considered a new name?
like like time
why do we have no customers yes ma'am you want a new release I got you ma'am I
fear we don't got you I am so sorry
I feel like Taylor's uh, no, maybe not Tabitha.
Man that name always killed me man Tabitha.
Now no offense if your name is Tabitha.
Man, I hear that name bro. I can't, can't help but be laughing.
How you doing man?
You're Diana with the five. Thank you.
Joanna? No, I know some old Joannas. They old.
Chris? I feel like Chris is an old Ernoona, or old name too.
$17. $3. Have a good one.
How you doing, man?
You want an old drama?
I got you right here.
Old drama.
Old drama. Right there.
There you go, man.
The dealer's here.
Mandy?
Yeah, that's a new one.
Okay, we got some, we got an orange slushie.
I did not mean to. Oh, lord!
Well, that's a wasted product, GG.
There's another broken movie,
and it's a new one.
Alright ma'am four dollars and twenty five cents you have a good one. Oh Bazinga
Boy is a new one. Never fear Bazinga Boy is here. Dude I'll never forget that.
We was playing a horror game one time like three months ago and it was like a
scary section. This goober came in a chat talking about don't never fear
your pizzinga boy is here. I'm about passed out. Thank you so much, ma'am. Have a good
one. Yep. $11, $9 for your change. Have a beautiful day. How you doing, ma'am? Drop
the movies. Thank you. You've taken a little long. All right, area. What area are you
from the way we hit two thousand actual dollars for the first time that's
beautiful right there now he better have some good stuff back here
Okay, solid.
Yo, somebody said that's raunchy.
I did dog. Appreciate you, man.
What are the reviews on these? That's good reviews. That's good reviews. That's
good reviews. That's good reviews surprisingly. You know what? We got a
pretty good selection out of that right there.
Alright. Ooh, the fantasy tabs filled up. It was put in the mix section right
here. My fiery wolf. What are you putting back up there, Liam? What got
rented of course it's sexy milk card in the sauna or maybe that wasn't it I don't
know I'd rent my fiery wolf not gonna lie no you somebody needs to rent this
without me having to give it away please there we go boom how did we do it
seemed like two small days but maybe it wasn't I'm not mad at that at all Chad
at least we're not in the sub $200 days anymore. I'm cool with that. I think we're the point now
to where we don't have to worry about the lights getting shut off the next day. I'm completely
fine with that. Good episodes right there. Not gonna lie. We might be able to expand soon because
we have $2,000 now too. So an expansion is probably in the cards. Not gonna lie. Hey,
Hey, yeah, great stream chat, I love y'all man, hey.
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the get the subs, don't know bits,
follows and of course that peace on our y'all
for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow,
and I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
a little bit, all right?
Peace out y'all.
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
Ah!