Yes.
Mid, redo.
You know what?
Clean, clean, clean.
Cheers.
Cheers
Yo
It's good girls. Good child. Go to house go to house go to house. Good habits. Go to pocket with good chap
It was good dee's good chap was good ladies and gentlemen I
Hath returned once more yet again yet again once more again smoking pole violet Seth
Uh, gender MS, uh, Mel Lauren, uh, Mr. Tyler, uh, uh, Caitlyn, Void, Fan, Jesse, uh, uh,
uh, Bitt, Time, Storm, uh, uh, Mad, Fire, Duran, Nova, Pink, Bagel, Sammy, Brisk, Sarah,
W. Subbers, Hannah, thank you.
Chad, how's everybody's day going on the schedule?
One to ten, let me hear it, huh?
How are we doing on a scale of one to 10?
Blue hoodie, by the way.
Blue hoodie, and I'll prove it.
There you go.
There you go, Buster.
Blue hoodie, right there.
You better believe it.
Hey, you better believe it, OK?
You better.
Yo, small fish with a 10.
Thank you.
W small fish with a 10 preset you Chad, what y'all do today, man?
Huh?
What did y'all do today?
Up in this thing.
Precate you small fish.
Thank you.
Nothing.
Yo Rick with the five. Thank you
Man I'm thirsty up in this thing, bro
I'm not here drinking water like crazy. I'm thirsty
Yo bum with the five. Thank you
And yes, it is water today I
Didn't go gamer subs today. I didn't go water
As you can tell
ain't no ain't no gamer something that thing today ain't nothing like some ain't
nothing like some good old water check y'all like some water man man I like me
some water man. It ain't vodka bro, it ain't drink. It ain't vodka bro, it ain't drink.
So y'all drink, I don't even drink dude. Oh man that water cold too. Yeah that water cold man,
I like me some cold water, I want a cold!
I want a cold!
Let's return to schoolboy runaway.
Let's not because I did everything in the game, bud.
I mean, what else do you want from me?
It's over.
All we can do is wait for the next one to come out.
Gross saying return like there's anything left.
Got every end and did everything.
What's taking them so long to bring to come out with the next one chat
What's taking so long dude?
Clogged for them with the fire
Like can I can I at least get a release date dude
You know what I mean is there a release date hold up
What's it called schoolboy outdoors or something
Hold on I'm looking hold on. I'm looking
Schoolboy outdoors that is what it's called still ain't no release date man, bro. It looks like this is gonna be straight
What's your name?
How is that similar?
Is that similar?
Am I tweaking?
Huh?
Yo, claw toilet with another 10, thank you.
Yo, appreciate you, drip, yeah drip, appreciate you drip.
Thank you.
Yo, Zach with the 3000 bits as well.
Hey Kasey, am I feeling too hot, kinda sick?
Could you wish me a speedy recovery on April 30th at exactly 10.32 PM?
What?
It's not even that time yet.
Hey, speedy recovery though.
Yo frog, you will 500 bits.
Hey, case my family, our big fans were top 1.1% of viewers.
Tays on birthday, can I have your happy birthday, Jenny?
Yo, happy birthday, Jenny.
Chateau, Jenny, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Jenny.
Glad your throat sounding better. It's getting there. It's still in a hundred percent. It's like, I
Don't know it's about
50% I'd say it's about 50% right now. No, I
Don't 55% with it. Yeah, I would I don't 55%
Right wouldn't y'all go that too oh
oh man that water cold man oh man that water's cold man oh man that's cold
Oh man, it's cold.
Oh, that's cold.
Yeah, I like that.
Let me go fill this thing back up.
I like some cold water, man.
Man, I want a cold!
Cold.
Cold water.
Man.
It's cold.
It's cold, I can't.
I like some cold water man.
You know what I mean?
I like me some cold water!
Man!
Man that's funny bruh.
Man, that's funny, bro
Man, that's funny, y'all know
What you mean bro, I would play such a good NPC in a red dead game, bro
Do not grew up in Arkansas. I know all of the country nasty man your rhythms, dude
Bro, I swear
Dude, I would do not make a good NPC just random NPC in red dead
I'm sitting in front of a saloon or something.
Hold on.
Give me something like a cigarette.
Hold on.
There it is.
This is my audition to be a random NPC in Red Dead.
I can do all the country,
and red dead.
I can do all the country just nasty stuff.
Act like this like a box of cigarettes that is the mitts.
Howdy partner.
You ain't from around here are you?
Well...
Huh?
Well look here, look here, bubble.
Look here, bubble, I got something to tell you.
I've seen you around these parts around here recently.
I've seen you and your boys hang around at night. I don't know what y'all up to
But I know one thing y'all better not be doing none you ain't supposed
You better not be doing none you ain't supposed to be doing right here you hear me
Because I promise you, you ain't going to last long around these parts.
These folks around here, they don't play.
They don't play about all that, okay?
So when you go to thinking you're going to run around here and just run around all ten
bucks, two shooting your guns, well guess what partner?
It ain't going to happen.
And just know they're going to come to me and tell me you don't want to get all the
way to me because if it does it's gonna get real bad for you partner now you
have a good day sir tell me I wouldn't be hard just give me like a one minute
segment man just give me like a one minute segment in there bro tell me y'all
I got the nasty cough going and everything, just nasty.
Just dude, I can't do it, man.
You need somebody to play a just big nasty country,
dude, I can do it, man.
Telling you.
You know?
That's not even acting, that's him.
Yeah, you're banned.
but not for real, I could.
Or put me in a Western or something.
I don't even need to be like a main character,
just put me like a one minute dialogue conversation
with somebody.
Telling I wouldn't be hard.
Just being there making all, and I need to,
I need to like the little tin bucket to the side
Where you going, pfft, pfft, and then it makes a little
ping noise when you spit.
I need that, bruh.
That's what I need.
Tell you, dude.
That goes so hard.
Bro, nasty, hey dude, look.
And I'm actually sitting there spitting a splatoon.
Splatoon yeah, that's yeah a splatoon dude. Yeah
Need me a splatoon
Man, I'd be tough man. Tell me tell me that wouldn't what that not be tough
Red Dead 3 exactly put me as a random civilian NPC in Red Dead 3 that gets like killed
But give me like a minute of dialogue
with somebody. Rob tell you man. That would go hard. Roman with the T.A. to
Splatoon are a real word. Poopy with the five. Splatoon. No a Splatoon. Yes it is
real oh my goodness about to buy one of these oh I'm actually about to buy this
look
spittoon's are real when people make do the spit noise and it makes like the
little ping noise this is what they're spitting into dude
Dude, I need me one and it ain't spanned it!
Bummer! Dude, I need me one!
You know what I mean?
That's nasty, that is nasty, but it's cool.
Low-key nasty? No, that's nasty, bro.
That's nasty for real, but it's cool though
But how have you go somebody's house? They got a splatoon on the porch
Dude, I need me a splatoon on the porch like I'm dead serious. I'd use it
You gotta get good at aiming though cuz you ever see the old TV shows and movies
They're feeling like and they like shoot it like a mile that way it hits every time
How do you get good at aiming, bro?
Kobe
Sunflower seeds wait, you're right. Yeah, I actually need one of these for sunflower seeds, bro
You were you ever be around somebody that like dips and they have and I have like a cup that they spit into
That's just a more nasty version of a spittoon, bro
That's that's actually a more nasty version of that
Next stream is going to show up with one bro. Look don't put it past me man. Hey
Don't put it past me, dude. I
Want if they have the history of the spittoon on YouTube? Let me see
The history of the spittoon
They do.
60 views from three months ago.
The gross history of the spittoon.
Did you know we once had spit buckets, like for people to spit into, placed everywhere?
stores, hotels, bars, lawyers offices. Back then they were called spittoons and for a long time that spit bucket was one of the most important pieces of furniture in America. Let's rewind to the early 1800s. Back then chewing tobacco wasn't just popular.
I mean that ain't me bruh. Men chewed constantly. Farmers, politicians, factory workers. Smoking was expensive back then and pipes weren't always practical. But chewing tobacco.
You're on me a spittoon!
What happened?
What drowning actually feels like? Yo, that is... Yo!
That is cr- Do what?
But yeah, spittoon action.
Jess, should I get one?
Be honest.
I wouldn't use it.
I just had it.
I just had it, bro.
Why not?
I mean, yeah, exactly.
Would you rather get lit on fire
drown drown 100% you'd easily have to go drown there easily drown right fire is
considered the most painful yeah that's what I'm saying so I feel like I
I feel like you would literally have to, you'd have to go, uh,
you'd have to go drown there.
But you think drowning hurts chat?
Like wouldn't it hurt for like a second?
Like the second that you breathe in somewhere, you'd be like,
ah,
and you just start floating.
Would you not?
But actually no,
I don't even think you'll be conscious when you drown.
I think you would hold your breath so long that you would pass out before you drown, no joke.
Am I not, am I not smart for that chat, Loki? I'm smart for that.
Smart!
Huh?
No, that's one of the worst ways to die you think drowning is one of the worst ways to
die
No, do y'all know that I've been doing this to people if I rule the world bro do y'all
I'll know the worst way to die, dude.
I forgot what it's called.
Bro, what is it called?
Hold up.
What's it called?
Scathingism!
In terms of justice, the ancient Persian Empire could be said to have been harsh but fair.
The criminal code included the principle of Lex Talionis, an eye for an eye, tooth for
a tooth.
Misdemeanors usually warranted fines.
You might be branded for slander, and for the worst crimes you'd get the death penalty.
On occasions there was a two strikes rule, meaning someone would be executed for their
first offense.
So, there you are in ancient Persia, two strikes down.
You're wondering how the death penalty will be metered out.
Will it be suffocation by ashes perhaps, or maybe having molten gold pour down your throat,
as what might have happened to the Roman Emperor Valerian?
It's hard to say which would be worse, but today we think we have a Persian punishment
that was the most brutal of them all.
While the ancient Persians did have strict laws pertaining to matters of justice, as
we said, that at times didn't stop them from being tremendously brutal.
We'll give you a few more examples.
Boiled Xcrement?
No, this is way worse than that.
before we get to possibly the worst punishment of them all. Take, for example, the death
of a Persian judge called Sysamnese. It's said that he was corrupt, and King Kambaisi
He's it too, it come.
There it is, the boat right here.
This is the boat right here.
This is the boat, look.
Over.
We know this because the story was recorded by the Greek biographer Plutarch in his essay,
The Life of Artheserxes.
Another Greek writer called Catecius told Plutarch of the fate of the man that accidentally
killed Cyrus with that javelin.
As you know, his name was Mithridates.
It's understandable that some people were perhaps a bit miffed with Mithridates.
Only the severest of punishments would do, and that's where scaphism comes in.
This is how-
Yeah!
hands, feet, and head sticking out.
So far, so good.
He was floating and his head was protruding, he was getting rather hot.
He was left there with the hot sun shining on his face.
His body was baking hot inside the floating tomb.
Then they force-fed Mithridate's milk and honey, and in good size portions too.
They also covered his face with the stuff.
Soon his honey-covered face was covered in flies that were feasting on him and the honey.
He was then force-fed more and more until his belly was distended and he had produced
quite the pile of excrement. At this point, as Plutarch said, creeping things and vermin spring
out of the corruption and the rottenness of the excrement. These things entered Mithridates'
bowels while his flesh was slowly being eaten too from the outside. This slow devouring by insects
and vermin, it said, lasted 17 days. At that point, poor young Mithridates, with the bad javelin
shout, was eaten alive. There was another description of this by a 12th century Byzantine
chronicler called Jonas Xanaris. It's really the same story, but he embellished the tale somewhat.
This is the conclusion word for word in translation. Flies, wasps and bees,
attracted by the sweetness, settle on his face and all such parts of him as project outside the
boats, and miserably torment and sting the wretched man. Moreover, his belly, distended as it is with
milk and honey, throws off liquid excrements, and these putrifying breed swarms of worms,
intestinal and of all sorts. Thus the victim lying in the boats his flesh rotting away in his own
filth and devoured by worms dies a lingering and horrible death. But is that it? Just one case of
subskiff
Bro, how do you even think of something like that bro? That's something I would come up with
Who wants to be a guinea pig? I
Need to devise some crazy torture method
like insane
Like see how many rocks somebody can eat
And how long they can live off of just straight rocks
Just rocks and water
You know what I mean
You know what I'm saying
What'd you say
Who thought of this what type of psychopath had the time to think of this back then he
probably got grabbed in a game of all guys because when you are absurdly angry you start
devising the most insane torture method you can think of.
Like dude dude I swear I bet somebody whoever made this up made him so mad that he just thought
of the most heinous thing he could and he actually like did it.
crazy like that that's that's crazy you know what I mean I bet somebody made this
dude so mad he's like I can't believe I can't believe what he's doing I order I
order you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna throw this dude in the boat and
I'm gonna put another boat on top of him and I'm just his head this feet his
arms sticking out and I'm gonna put them in the middle of a swamp and I'm gonna force feed them milk and honey
Constantly in the hot blister and Sun until they just nature kills them slowly and then boom. He just did it
You know what I mean
All right, I
Feel like the idea came naturally it's giving Chad doesn't that give like
This dude was like I'm gonna do this and then did it
What did bro do to deserve that I don't know but I have no idea I
Have absolutely no idea
No joke
Ooh.
Change.
Worst punishments in human history?
Wait a minute.
Widow with the Five, thank you.
Probably familiar with a lot of different punishments,
from detention to jail time.
You might have even heard about
park-barric historical census,
such as hangings, burnings and stonings.
But as dreadful as they were,
humans throughout history have come up with
even more twisted and terrible
Ways to punish a legend wrongdoers from burning bulls to bug buffing
Everybody knows about the brazen bull bruh
Chad y'all know about the brazen bull bruh
Everybody know about the brazen bull
These are some of the worst punishments in human history
That's why you say what's not right with say some
THE LANDER SACK
Sacking of Rome
Have you ever been in a cramped-
This is the one I be threatening y'all with all the time, dude!
I told y'all it was real!
I told you!
Human History
Sacking of Rome
Have you ever been in a cramped spot with someone you don't like?
Maybe shared an elevator with that one annoying co-worker?
Well, it could always be worse.
That annoying co-worker could also be an angry, venomous snake.
The ancient Roman poignacouillet, or punishment of the sack, involved placing the victim into a large canvas sack.
At this point, a dog, cat, monkey, rooster, and snake would then also be tossed into the sack, before the sack itself was thrown into a river.
The idea behind poignacouillet was that as the sack slowly filled with water, the frightened and aggressive animals inside would tear each other and the unfortunate victim stuck in the middle apart.
The exact animals thrown into the sack varied from punishment to punishment.
After all, why waste a perfectly good monkey when you could just use an extra rooster?
This nasty punishment was most often meted out to those accused of parasite,
which is the crime of slaying one of your parents.
I'm not exactly s-
Oh, imagine they're like, bro.
You're like on trial, they're like, okay, we sent it to the sack.
You're like, what? Oh, that don't sound too bad.
The sack.
Well, it could be worse.
I guess they could have killed me.
Like a day or two goes by, they wake you up one day, they lead you to a room, like,
all right, get in.
You're like, what's up with this big giant sack?
They're like, just get in.
They throw a snake, a monkey, a dog, and like a chicken in there.
You're like, yo, what's going on?
Then they just seal it shut.
Now, all of a sudden you just hear the sack getting thrown into water.
And you can't do nothing, bro.
God, Lee.
By slaying your parents would net you a timeout in the Danger Sack.
Doesn't seem like an especially ironic or fitting punishment.
Maybe it's funnier if you speak Latin.
Either way, this barbaric punishment fell out of style in the 3rd century CE in Rome.
Only to be reinstated by Emperor Justinian 200 years later, what remained in use for
another 400 years.
Definitely redefines the meaning of getting the sack.
Scaping Reviews
If you were told you were going to be experiencing the boats in ancient Persia, you might expect
a pleasant trip lounging along the Kurama River, and his leading dates.
In reality, you'd be in for one of the most disgusting experiences imaginable.
Devised in the 5th century BCE, scaphism, also known as the boats, was a punishment
that started off sweet.
Literally, if it didn't fed a large amount of sweet honey and milk or cream, then things
get considerably less comfortable after that. If the victim was lucky, they would be tied
up inside a boat. If they weren't, they'd be placed inside a boat before another upturn
boat was placed on top of them, so that their arms, legs, and head were sticking out.
The boats were then pushed into a lake or swamp, and this is where things get nasty.
The sickly mixture of milk and honey would eventually cause the victim to vomit or
Or, hmmm, relieve their bowels.
In addition to being gross and causing dehydration,
the sugary contents of the victim's excretions
would also attract insects incredibly quickly.
Over the next few days, the victim would slowly starve
while their body was consumed inside the boat by flies,
maggots, and any other awful swamp creatures you can imagine.
If you'd done something really bad,
your boat would be pulled back ashore
so you could be force-fed more milk and honey
to drag out the process, seeing all that.
I do think, though, this is only ever confirmed to one person.
Here.
Plutarch, a Greek essayist, recorded an instance where a Persian soldier killed a nobleman
and survived 17 days of scaphism before succumbing to his punishment.
How do you feel, yeah?
Damn, and I thought an hour of detention after school was a cruel sentence.
Rats.
Oh, no.
The round human history wherever people have gathered in large numbers, rats have followed.
in our homes rent-free and eating our delicious trash. It's only fair we put them to work.
In modern times rats are mostly employed as test subjects in scientific research.
If we jump back a few hundred years, these pernicious pests were proliferators of pain.
In the 17th century...
Man, I don't know about these!
Show me a torture method I don't know!
...paced in a cage which would then...
Why is this one so replayed?
Like the yield equivalent of smart water.
Since then it's been utilized all over the world from the American Civil War to Spanish
Inquisitors in the 16th century, who also experimented with forced drinking and stuff.
Essentially, you're cutting the man down in the moker.
You are unlike-
I don't want to go on no cruise!
And so are we.
Ugh.
Well, at least they didn't have access to Sparkle-
And some of me some I don't know!
White light.
Our next punishment is known as white torture.
Or sometimes white terror.
To understand White Terror however, we first need to understand solitary confinement.
Solitary confinement is a form of punishment frequently used against prisoners today that involves placing them in a small cell devoid of human contact or activities.
In the United States, solitary confinement is used to reprimand behavior as major starting fights, but also as minor as having extra rolls of toilet paper in your cell.
Most solitary cells are just six by nine feet in size.
This is just solitary confinement.
Other than a standard car, keep in mind this imprisonment can last for days, weeks, or months.
Resulting-
There's something wrong with me, the fact that I know all these.
There's something wrong with me.
Tell y'all know about all these- Oh, I don't know! What is this?
Severe feather warning.
TARAN FEDER!
Dude, I know all these, man!
I'm not gonna invent some more!
Like, what happened?
An elephant never forgives.
Man, this one ain't the elephant stamp on him, bro!
You have to feel bad for elephants.
All they really want to do is chill out by the watering hole with the buds.
But because they're so big and weird-looking humans have used them for everything from
Performances to weapons of war and even for executions the most infamous and well-known employment of
Executioners comes from medieval India
If you consider that an Asian elephant typically weighs around
8800 pounds as much as nine grand pianos it doesn't take long to figure out how
they could be used to end the life. Gungorau involved the victim placing
their head on a wooden stake as an elephant was slowly marched towards
them before squishing the life out of them with their enormous feet. Gungorau
was non-employed conservatively and was the punishment of choice for
everything from thievery to tax evasion. This is perhaps why it captured the imaginations
of medieval travelers to India, though elephantine executions actually dated back to the classical
era. What did you just say? I would have been screwed. You just cooked yourself. How long
you been evading them things for? How much you owe in back taxes?
They were employed in ancient Rome, Carthage, and Macedon. And one instance after the death
of Alexander the Great, Macedonian regent, Pardissus, and while the straightforward smooching
was devastatingly effective, there have been other, more creative forms of hacky-daring
How many of you guys are
avoiding taxes in here?
Oh, y'all are cooked.
That's what an IRS just get the
thousand bits that y'all are all
Yeah, G.G. Yeah. Yeah, G.G. Y'all didn't know I y'all didn't know I had y'all didn't know that did you?
In case you could only one serial for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Fruity Pebbles not gonna lie not gonna lie Fruity Pebbles I'm gonna keep this
tag with you one cereal for the rest of my life like for the rest of my life
every time I eat cereal it has to be one flavor I would probably go Fruity Pebbles
for real. No joke. It's between two. It's between fruity pebbles and
cinnamon toast crunch. Not gonna lie. It's it's close, though.
Well, man, I already know all these man. Brazen bull.
I'm a sucker for a would you rather wait maybe those are the hidden gems maybe the one with 800 views is a hidden gem
maybe that's the play. Hey,
can I tell you a shout out to my cat, Cricket. He watches
strings with me every night and on nights you don't
string me the alice and I put one of your YouTube videos
on. He's one of your big stars. Yo, shout out to Cricket,
man. W. Cricket.
Welcome back to quiz time.
Yeah, this whole thing that I generated.
Whole thing that you have man, ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh, pick one, kick one, did I do that?
I don't think I did that.
Can I do the pick one, kick one?
Welcome to Brainiest.
Kick one, kick one, junk food edition.
Before we start, don't forget to subscribe for more exciting quizzes.
Let's get started.
Kick one, kick one, cheese balls or fried chicken.
Are you dead serious up in here?
obviously kicking out the cheese balls buddy what that's not even like what
they don't get it wrong you know what I'm gonna be on here like probably do my
own voices hey you what you gonna get fudge brownie or cookie dough
but i do my own voice over
what do you like on your goodbye newtella you suck
Oast, peanut butter, or Nutella.
Fried noodles, or fried rice.
Goodbye, fried rice. Now, do like me some fried rice, but there's the amicomole.
Goodbye. Forever.
Also, I don't understand why tomatoes have to wiggle their way into every aspect of life.
Like why are you just a couple tomatoes here?
Like why?
Ehh.
Oh, they turned.
Kick one, kick one.
Barbecue ribs for steak.
Now if you go ribs with no, uh, barbecue sauce,
I'd go ribs with no barbecue sauce, but I can't do barbecue because it mess my ass and reflux up
but then again
Just go steak man
Actually, no I'd suffer I'd go I'd go ribs
Butter popcorn or caramel popcorn there's no other there's nothing else to say bud get out of here
Which chips do you like more? Pringles or Lay's?
Chip for chip, your chip for chip, its Pringles man, straight up.
pound for pound, ship for chip. It's Prangles, dude.
Kick one, kick one. Hot Cheetos or Hot Takis?
No, just say Hot Cheetos or Takis. What is a Hot Takis?
It's just a Taki!
Anyway, I would go Taki here.
I don't care. I don't care.
Which one do you pick?
Grilled cheese sandwich. I'm sorry. I don't care.
Grilled cheese sandwich is literally one of the best things
I've ever been. I do not care, bro.
Mac and cheese is also one of the best things ever,
but a grilled cheese sandwich, a good grilled cheese is actually
one of the best things on the planet Earth. I'm so sorry.
Straight. There is like a handful of things on the plant
that you could put beside a grilled cheese and that would
actually win. I do not care.
cheese is absolutely go to. Don't get me wrong, but flavor for flavor grilled cheese sandwiches
legitimately on top 10 podium in the entire world.
I'm straight up.
Cheese sandwich for mac and cheese.
Your mommy with the five balls.
Buffalo wing or lemon pepper wing.
Buffalo wing, that's not even close.
I
Chips a holy or only oh not even close go
Like not even close
L'Oreal telescope
Where definition is right there that made this switch already. This is
Oh, me none!
Meet the most insightful way to never scoop again.
Litter Robot 5 Pro, the next generation robot.
The new Waste ID system detects the type of bathroom visit.
Number one, leaves time to clump.
And number two, cycles quickly for in-
Yo, mom, order us the new version.
They done came out with a new one.
Yo, mom!
They done came out with a new one.
Let's upgrade!
I had this same exact thing here and my mom has one of her house food.
Then I came out with a new one.
This is the first time I had as ever worked.
No joke.
Sin folder management.
Built-in camera.
New one.
Down as a camera.
Which clean food do you like more?
Pizza or pasta?
Italian pasta or pizza?
I'm still gonna go pasta now.
I'm getting rid of the sandwich, I'm sorry.
Crunchy peanut butter.
Crunchy all day.
It's not even close.
Smooth peanut butter.
Dude.
Like I cannot describe how not close it actually is.
I ask you, it's unbelievable.
How it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
it's crazy.
How much better crunchy peanut butter is
than smooth peanut butter?
It's legitimately like one of the craziest things ever.
I would never, if like there was ever an option, I would never get smooth peanut butter again.
As long as crunch is there, never again, it's too good, it's too much better, it clears.
Which one do you prefer, taco or burrito?
Burrito, not gonna lie, but I like tacos, but I'm a go burrito.
Why did you just tomato steak?
I caught it half tomato!
Fudge brownie or cake brownie?
I'll do what is the difference.
Cake I guess.
If you're talking specifically those fries, I would rather eat like almost anything rather
than those.
Those look disgusting.
But generally speaking, I love hash browns.
I got to go fries.
Like, did you go to Google and look up worst picture of fries and just put it in here?
What?
Which dessert do you want to eat chocolate cake or cheesecake cheese cake?
McDonald's hash brown author you said they suck for a second you said they smack I was about to say yeah
That's one of the only consistent items at McDonald's is the hash brown
Why is there just tomatoes dude? I'm about to tweak why is the tomatoes
What's up, you fools?
Waffles or pancakes?
Hey, hey, stop answering this question a million times.
Popcorn chicken or chicken nuggets?
Chicken nuggets.
What would you eat for lunch? Roasted turkey or roasted chicken?
Roasted turkey.
Even though it's dry, I don't know. I don't man, chicken be weird me out, bro.
Donuts or macarons?
Donuts.
Kick one, kick one. Cupcake or muffin?
I'm going cupcake.
How do you like your coffee espresso or latte?
I don't know.
Latte looks like it'd be better even though I think these are AI generated images.
chips or chicken sticks what what is that our chicken stick anyway I'd go
fish and chips here. It's goaded combo. Goaded.
Vanilla ice cream. Vanilla!
Chocolate ice cream.
One kick one margarita or pepperoni
Pepperoni
Your favorite side dish French fries or wedges
You got the most disgusting looking tater wedges you could find
I'm gonna go fries though
But dude, that's good if you get a good if you all
If you get some good tater wedges man, they're all good dude. They're all
Doritos or Cheetos?
Cheetos!
Bro, shut up, man!
I'm going Cheetos, though.
The new Panera mix and match menu.
Man, I don't buy it at all!
Just 4.99 each.
Man, buy it on in greens?
So, I used to have your job.
Which drink do you pick? Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
Pepsi!
Just use Brave Browser, bro. How much they pay you to say that?
Just use, I'ma put my butt cheeks on your forehead while you're sleeping, browser idiot.
Don't come in here with your advertisements. I'ma use what I want to use.
I like that I like having ads pick one kick one sausage or Cheetos goodbye Cheetos
Lasagna or spaghetti
What kind of choice is this?
Garlic bread!
Nachos or Tater tots?
Tater tots, I'm not gonna lie.
I like it some Tater tots.
I like it some tater tots.
Mozzarella sticks for onion rings.
Mozzarella sticks.
Kick one, kick one.
Fish sticks for chicken nuggets.
I prefer fish sticks.
What do you prefer to eat for breakfast, croissant, or pancakes?
Who do you pass the ball to?
Kindred Perkins or LeBron James?
Like dog, pancakes!
What you study than I do?
You get a good uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
jalapeno poppers. If you get some good ones,
Sonny got some good ones. You know who got,
you know who got the best jalapeno poppers?
Burger King met dude.
Dude, dude, the Burger King jalapeno poppers.
poppers man. I'm in the drop to a Burger King. Good thing.
Good.
Sushi or lobster? Seeing as I've never had lobster and I do
like me some sushi, at least the sushi I get from like the
grocery store and the little package. Not that real sushi
before to like from like a place I love sushi sushi's great and here's the
thing about sushi if you've had sushi and you didn't like it don't give up
sushi isn't acquired paste I had sushi in the first two times I absolutely hated
it and then one day I woke up I'm like wait why do I want some more sushi again
wow I went got some and now dude sushi's like on our broccoli one of my favorite
Susie is great. It's awesome even.
Thank you for the pie.
Kit one, Kit one. Putty or truffle?
Truffle?
Hot dog or cheeseburger?
Hot dog!
Wow random plug out of nowhere never had either of them
Which one do you pick?
Kid-
OH!
CHURROS or PAN CAKES!
PAN CAKE!
Hit one, kick one, twix or Snickers.
Hey AT&T just gave me their best deal on the new Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra.
I'm telling everyone.
I don't know.
Man.
McDonald's or Wendy's.
Like the video if you made it till here.
WENDY'S
Ironically.
WENDY'S
Ironically.
WENDY'S
Ironically.
Which candy do you choose?
Sour Patch Kids.
Again, again, again.
it's it's it's our patch kids.
Burger King or Taco Bell?
Let me compile all the memories.
Oh, it's absolutely Taco Bell.
Never mind, what are you talking about?
It's hard to beat Taco Bell.
Taco Bell has the best fast food item ever invented,
so it's not really like it's hard to beat Taco Bell.
Now they don't have it anymore, and they haven't had it for years.
Almost going on 10 years now.
It's been almost 10 years without him.
He's been gone 10 years now.
We still think about you.
Uh, top of the hill.
MUSIC
Kick one, kick one, Gatorade or Prime?
Yo, why we, I've never had Prime and Gatorade's mid.
I, I, no, I don't like Gatorade's mid and I've never had Prime.
So, there's like one flavor of Gatorade I like though.
I'll go Gatorade, I guess.
Yeah.
Nutella lava cookies or Reese's cookies?
Reese's cookies.
You hear the way this goober said that, listen.
Alava cookies or Reese's cookies?
My pearl.
Which one do you pick?
Carrot cake or cinnamon roll?
Get in the row.
Corn dog or hot dog?
Dude.
Corn dog or hot dog?
What are you saying?
I like corn dog.
I guess there's a hot dog somewhere in here, but generally speaking I would go hot dog
over going dog.
Waffle Ice Cream Cone or Waffle Ice Cream Sandwich?
Buddy, are you running out of ideas?
Ice Cream Cone.
Which pie do you want to eat?
The con pie or apple pie?
The con pie.
I've never had a lobster roll, but I will go lobster roll.
potato or beat the
Thanks for watching shut up
You already know what time it is
How many days we are
How many days we on with a dub?
We own six days with a dub.
Those were the worst food photos.
I think that entire video was AI.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think that whole video was just straight up AI.
like
It had to be
Bro was like
He was like, you know what I mean, hey bro, what you talking about?
Yo
Yo small cheese rat with the 5,000 bits
kids. You're wrong with the five. In case I'm currently in the military, just got selected
for the super competitive school at this school, you get a call sign near the end of
it. I've been pondering about things that make that make me me and realize there's two
things I live for. She's in case. Oh, and you said you spelled case. Oh, C A S E L H.
This is not a page at it.
Could you give me had he pronounced had he?
I had that right the first time.
Thank you.
A short video to try to convince the school
I should have the call sign case.
My plan dress up like you and chug a bowl of case
so with your video playing in the back.
Thanks.
I absolutely can do that.
Yo, look here, y'all.
Need y'all to list to me real quick.
I got a friend named Hattie,
and they're gonna need that case old call sign.
You hear me?
Willing to go the extra mile for it.
So what I need y'all to do
is I need y'all to make this happen up in here.
Okay, y'all gonna have to make this happen?
Or if not, there's gonna be issues, okay?
So, so go ahead and.
You better make it happen.
point. That wasn't too rude was it? Was that too rude? Was that a little rude? Was that bad?
Case why you so sassy today asking for my sister? This is actually the least sassy I've been in a
minute. You should be thankful. You should be thankful.
Yo, buddy, you should have seen me. I don't know any other day. I'm
having a good day. You know, you're lucky. I'm tired.
Or it could be a whole lot worse. By the way, I don't know who
your sister is, but you better. Hey, I don't know what's going
but she needs to uh mind her business that's what she needs to do okay you tell your sister
she needs to mind her business tell them about why you so sassy asking for my sister why why
she's so sassy then takes one to no one buddy okay takes one to no one bad the
guy that just in place of liminal yo thousand bits from uh I'm not reading
that name hey case I'm graduating in May because I discovered you in August
2024 only couple weeks before I started my junior one that sends you an announcement to share this moment with you
You know if your PO box will open anytime soon. Oh, no, I gotta do fast for God's family last week
I gotta do family this week. I got y'all this week. I forgot
I'm gonna do I forgot rock. I'm gonna do this week. I forgot last week man
But it will be after I catch up and I'm close to catching up
uh, You'll have your birthday, Kendall.
You're banned by the way, Kendall, happy birthday.
I didn't, I didn't want to ban you, but somebody told me to say that you're
banned Kendall, but happy birthday.
Appreciate you seeing it lock in.
Chad, we are six days deep.
What a dub.
And fall guys, just streak is back.
the streak that's my last breath man gg oh man i gotta get off these substances
i'm out of them bro they're gone bro i got two empty cans you hear that a thing empty listen
Listen, you hear it?
Listen again.
Dang, empty.
Look, I got another one right here.
Listen, it's empty too.
Man.
This should do the general all.
Yup.
I work in a rehab. I got you brah. I'm joking. Shooter general on. Check the score. Some new
Now what?
No.
Ooh.
Ooh, I'm buying it.
That's clean I'm about to put that home matter of fact
Chess I put that on
Huh Bro where is it dude did they scam me
What a bottom bottom to a match is right here.
Okay
Yeah
Please that's hard
Oh man, it's cold. I need some more. Oh man, it's cold. I like that cold water right there.
I call water, coosily.
I like me some cold water.
Oh Lord, am I late?
Am I late?
Am I out of breath?
Why am I out of breath?
Help!
Help me!
Yo, death via kitten with the five.
That's a crazy way to go out.
Die to a kitten.
best wild my manager doesn't drink water only coffee will you tell your
manager that they need to drink some water
You tell about almost passed out you tell about they only drink water ever
Never ever ever!
Get back together, wee!
Wee!
Ha ha ha!
I'm going Super Saiyan!
They're away from me!
I
Would you
I'm watching you while in the car.
Hey, I tell you what I used to listen to on the way to work every morning.
Throwing a mr. Ball in video and I would listen to it on the way to work every morning dude. I swear I would
That got me through
What happened?
Very good!
See I gotta quit doing too much.
I got, you know, I should just stick to the basics right there.
That was stupid.
I should have done that.
I should have just stuck to the basics right there.
That's my bad.
Man, what I do, what I do that.
What happened?
Brought I did that not too long ago too, didn't it? I did that a little bit ago
Man see I should man
Yo, happy birthday Wiley chattel. Why the happy birthday happy birthday Wiley
Yeah, that's that's on me
That's my fault. Matter of fact, no, I ain't taking the blame for that. We're taking the
blame for that. Us.
GG.
I
You shot clean that one
Give me the footage.
So I can know who to give the boat.
Give me the footage.
Give me the footage right now.
Give me the footage right here.
If I ever see the skin again, whoever's using this skin, you better hope.
You just better hope that, oh dude, you better hope I never see you again.
Oh, buddy, you better hope I never see you, but you better be hoping oh man you better
be hoping.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, was it you snowball underscore midnight?
you're just apologizing in general and if so I appreciate that chat we're six
days in a row with a dog dude okay look here the streak is not just gonna end
here you know what I'm saying it's not just gonna end
I
Well, they don't do it.
Dude, I'm too crazy with it, man.
I'm too crazy with it, dude.
Well, that'll do it.
No, never.
Never.
And we,
never, ever, ever
get back together.
I made that too.
That's all, man.
Clean!
Not too fond of Taylor Swift, but that's all still hard.
That's not hard. Or at least the chorus is.
She ruined the cheese. Stop what?
What does that even mean?
Yo, visual at the bottom.
Style is her best song? No.
I forgot what the name of it was.
She got one song hard for real.
I was telling y'all about it. What is it?
Now I was telling y'all about it!
Yeah, wildest dreams!
Man, that's so hard!
Oh
Yeah, dude
Do you like Elvis?
I want a big Elvis guy not gonna lie. Not a big Elvis guy. There's a lot of people that are super
duper Elvis fans though. Elton John. Oh yeah, I like me some Elton John. Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, Nishi with the 10, thank you.
I packed my bags last night.
Zero wire.
What do you say?
Five a.m.
I forgot to rest of the song, I saw it hard though.
What's that song?
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
Uh, uh, uh, there's something.
Man.
Yeah, Rocket Man!
Man, that song!
You know what the better man song is though piano man. I like piano man a little bit better than rocket man
They both do it though
No, Ocean Man! Yeah, you right, Ocean Man! Yeah!
I'm crazy wet!
Oh! Oh yeah, we're there all day, dude!
Plank!
Do this song hard!
I like this song!
I like this song, they all chiefs, why are you talking about the chiefs, we've been
talking about that, you don't like the chiefs either they're annoying, you can't have too
much success then you start getting annoying, and now I hate you, Wendy C.O. with the five,
Oh, you've been to the past 10 Super Bowls?
I'm tired of seeing it.
I
What's your favorite Michael Jackson song
I forgot the name of it, it's not one of the more popular ones, I forgot the name of it.
Yo, Nisi with the 25 gift and W Nisi with the 25 gift and thank you W Nisi.
Man Michael Jackson might have the most motion of all time, bruh.
No, not even Mike.
I think he does got the most motion of all time.
I like actually.
Well got most.
I gotta stop looking at the chat.
Oh my God.
the streak is not in danger do not fret do not fret that's all like my fourth game
bro don't fret I gotta quit doing that bro what am I doing man it's the skin
No, that's actually my fault completely. I was looking at the chat
That they have none to do with the skin that was me
Y'all me lock in for real
Play like you're not live streaming. Oh, buddy, you would not like that. You know that would be
That's all that would be
current world record contender for this map right here though
Well, not no more.
Oh, double not no more.
Oh, triple not no more.
Oh, okay.
I
You've done the, you've done the way in the demon.
You've done, you've done, done it now!
This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Oh, so this is the worst game I've ever played in my life?
Why didn't it send me?
Why not?
How many times in my life have I made that exact play
and it just decided, huh, you know what, no,
I'm not gonna do it this time.
Why not?
I was there.
I got one more in me, bro.
This game started to make me a little angry.
Because what is that?
The streak's broken?
No, it's not, because watch this.
Okay, your brain is the size of a wall.
You realize that's the opposite of an insult, right?
Like that would make you unbelievably smart.
You'll call with the five.
Thank you.
the size of a wall dog.
Y'all want me to win for real right here?
They meant wall nut, no, they said wall with two Ls.
Vinsful with the five, thank you.
Cole with another, with another 10, thank you.
Alright, I guess I'll go ahead and win right here, bro.
Check. I guess I'll go ahead and win since y'all just want me to so bad.
Okay. Since y'all just want me to so bad.
for the first time I voted no I was just waiting on that now watch this
huh that's all I was waiting on
I am in this move.
I'm crazy!
I'm going to go ahead and do it.
I'm gonna go ahead and win.
Let's go.
Oh yeah, I got this one too.
Don't worry about it.
can you wish luck for Robertson dorm? We're going through dorm wars right now and I'm making a special
video. I don't know what that means, but good luck Robertson dorm and y'all's war. I don't know what that
means, but good luck. A dorm war!
Yeah, y'all got a talent, bro?
I'm here.
I almost died.
I just got grabbed. Yeah, I'm done. I just got grabbed. That's why I died, by the way.
And if you want proof, I'll show you. If you want proof, I'll show you so you're not saying
I'm capping. I would never die like that right there. Never.
Look I'll show you just in case y'all want to say oh bro fell off watch this
look you ready look
Did you see it?
This absolute filthy pig with no family or loved ones or anyone that cares about it grabbed
me right there and you could even hear the noise.
Listen to the little pot noise.
You can hear it.
Listen.
Did you see how oh yeah by the way fall guys why can you be mid-air jump and be
immediately dragged down by a grab like that. Fall guys if I'm mid-air I shouldn't
immediately be dragged down like that. Like hello I was on my way up and it
just immediately dragged me down look at this why I'm already mid-air slow motion
if you're saying I didn't get grabbed you're actually too stupid to be allowed
to watch the stream no joke you need help but I will put it in slow motion
Watch the hands. Hands out stretched to grab me, which immediately pulls me back down mid-jump
and I die. Look. Plain as day. Look at that. Drag me back down. Why am I even trying to
show y'all this? Y'all know what it is. I'm disrespecting myself by even putting this in
slow mo here. I'm over here disrespecting myself by putting this in slow mo. Why am I, why am I
even stupid to that level right there? Huh? Am I stupid? Pool? Yo, yeah, I'm all yeah.
Now, yesterday was an absolute embarrassment for me on pool, but today is a different story.
Do you understand?
Glee's with the five. Thank you. You sound like a movie announcer. Yo, would I be a good movie
announcer in theaters? Man, shut up. I can't do that movie announcer. Come on, man!
Somebody about to get cooked.
Hey, with three wives, huh? Played four games, lost all of them.
What do you know they call me never break in case so because I can never get anything
That's a refund yo hybrid with the five, thank you
Let's go
Who do we got? Draco? 35% win rate? Oh, yeah. That is what we call that easy dub right there.
Easy dub. Easy dub. 35% win rate chat. Like, come on now. Like, come on now. Let's be real
here for a minute. Show me a real challenge. Red into maroon, into the pocket. Beautiful!
Clean. Now you may be thinking, yo, this dummy doesn't have a shot. Goo-hook? You'd be wrong.
watch this. See, I aimed it for that bottom middle pocket and it just didn't
have enough mustard.
Cap? No, I did that for real. That's why I did that.
What do you think is going to happen here, Buster?
What did you think?
Buster?
No way, I don't have an angle on the...
I didn't have an angle!
I didn't have an angle on it!
go sucks hey hey man why don't you have some respect he doesn't suck he just
has a 35% win rate that's okay
okay never mind yeah that's bad
I'm gonna try to put it here by chance that see like I
Could have tried on this pocket, but I was scared. I was gonna hit the eyeball there
Okay, Draco I was defending you
Draco buddy old pal
Buddy old pal I was defending you here
Looks like you have a 35% win rate too, false.
I have a 65% win rate.
It's on the down slope right now.
It's kind of bad.
I need to get that back up.
What's the play, Drake?
I want...
Bro, for real, dude?
I'm gonna have to have it.
Yo, yo, what does that mean?
Bro, what does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
Gigi.
That's in there.
That is a disaster if I've ever said it, why?
I'm crazy for that.
That was so good.
Wow, that was so good.
Wow, that was great.
That was actually so good right there.
That just saved the game.
Oh man.
Dude, check that.
Dude.
Yeah
Don't mess this up
Hey
Hey, hey, bam.
Talk about some win rate on Kase's son.
25% win rate, you couldn't be my son, buddy.
I'd kick you out.
I don't care if you can.
You ain't gonna be no relation to me.
You got a 25% win rate.
was the case is suing and you got a 25% win rate in school or pool you ain't
going to school no more I'm pulling you out of school you just gonna sit in a
play pool all day till you get better sure will it have no effect on your
real life afterwards I don't care you came and walk around on 25% win rate
What's that? Oh you don't want to play? Oh well guess what? Get out of my house.
That's a joke by the way. Bro I ain't got no shot! Yeah I do. Crazy. Crazy shot.
You ain't no relation to me.
You ain't no relation to me!
Suck!
This goober said check this out like you're gonna do something go ahead son show me how
you hit the ball Wow good shot son do it again
You check this out dad. Go ahead. Yeah.
go for it. It didn't work. How the hell bro? How the hell bro? How did that have that much
of an angle on it dude?
I'll see you guys later.
Bro, got a grandma called?
Yeah, I learned that from my granny and my Aunt Judy.
bro I'm not gonna have a shot bro just send it I'm a disgusting loser
And we do it in our own name.
Do you want to be more than a friend?
Do you?
Good job, son.
You're getting better.
Wow, good shot, son.
Wow son good shot
Wow son you suck
Watch this move son
One day you'll learn this move when the time is right
You see that son
did you see that one day when the time is right I'll teach you that move but
you're not ready you're not ready yet that move is too powerful for you to
learn GG son you're grounded 25% win
is this goober's name. Pay up
the dollars. Is this goober's
name. Has never played a game.
This is their first game here.
That's very kind. That's a very
confident name. Coming from a
I must say that's a very confident name.
For someone who has never played this game before.
Oh, so I see we have a simpleton on our hands.
Good shot, bud.
Now what?
In your dreams.
In your dreams, Buster.
Yo hybrid Nova.
With the twenty with the twenty gifted W hybrid Nova with the twenty gifted thank you
I didn't have much of a shot there all I could do was is mix them up a little bit. I didn't really have much of an option
but it is what it is.
You could have gone for purple. Yeah, that's your last message you're ever
sending in here. Please tell me what I could have done.
What's your win rate in blue bio and blue crazy shot but I'm sending it I hate
everything I'm about to get naked just take the twitch man I'm not gonna how
long you think they'd get me for? How long you think they'd get me for? Like
straight butt naked? I'd be banned within 10 seconds, but how long you think they'd
give me for like a month
four months I can just do YouTube videos I take the bear
welcome back to the channel it's your boy case so back with another gameplay
commentary today we're playing the spooky man game like and subscribe that was
what
Yeah, you'll never make that shot again buster.
I
Don't have much to say right now
You're gonna mess this up buddy
What? You just messed up actually.
Wow. You could not have messed up any worse. You just gave yourself the hardest shot ever.
What did you do that for? If you make this, you deserve the win. Not gonna lie.
You deserve nothing in life. You pathetic loser.
Pay him a loss.
All right, I'm gonna go to lose one more time
Lord have mercy what is this name?
14
Abominable, Dane!
Abominable!
I'm just choked on the cough drop dude. No joke. I just came with an inch of my life.
Joe Jeff almost died on life.
Bro, that was scary, dude.
Bro.
Man.
I
Took you that long for that swap couldn't be me bud
couldn't be me buster that long for that slot I suck wait that's going in
I'll kill you!
Ha ha ha!
Abominable shot!
So, you're telling me there's a chance.
Yeah, GG. Pay him up. I won. Let's go. I knew you would mess up. I knew you would. I knew
you would mess up. I knew you would mess up. I knew it. I knew you would. Let's go. We're
I'm going to lose.
Cheshire my hat.
There's no way you have a good win rate, Lord.
Yep, they call me never getting a ball in on the break case, though.
It's unbelievable, dude. It's unreal.
Yeah. Yeah, this is a dub. That's all your boy needed to see right there. Hey, Chad, that's
That's all your boy needed to see right there.
If you voted yes on the...
You let that go in game you're ref what are we doing you're ref ref ref
left.
Yeah, and your dreams you make this you ain't good enough to make this shot I promise you
Yo, Saratonin with the five. Thank you
They always collapse in the end
In the end they all fall
They all fall in the end.
They all do.
In the end, they all fall, and you may ask, well, why do they all fall?
Some can be great for a little while, but not everyone can always be great, and that's
why they all fall in the end.
That's why there's only a handful that can never truly finish the job.
Because at the end of the day, there can only be so many.
Like me.
I've never been more cool for that besides that 30 seconds of my life that was the coolest
I've ever been in my life right there.
That was the coolest I've ever been.
Three games ain't one none of them, GG.
GG, you're playing against your dad.
Yeah, my dad beat me in real life pool the other day.
It was bad.
But in my defense, he grew up like playing pool, so where do you think I got it?
Where do you think he got it?
Did I ever show you all that custom 40-year-old pool stick?
My grandpa got my dad like 40 years ago.
I think I did show you all that.
Wow, what a shot.
Yeah, my dad has a custom pool stick.
His dad got him 40 years ago.
hard to he still uses it I fear that's just not enough mustard I fear that just
ain't enough mustard. Where's all the mustard on my sandwich? I ordered mustard on my sandwich.
Hey!
I low key don't understand any of this.
Well, I hate to hear that, but also it's like how you hit ball into hole.
Now, if I was in here playing chess or something, I could understand.
make that big doll.
Does this go in right here?
Huh?
Yeah.
You think so?
Yeah.
You think so?
Hi.
The voices said it wasn't gonna go in, so.
Yo voices y'all suck stick to buckshot rule that voices. I don't go sit there and try to tell me that that wasn't gonna go in
And it went in yo voices y'all are supposed to be like the
The knowers
Is there a chance I finished this game here
No there's no chance of that because I'm a pathetic bad boy I suck I need somebody to
beat me please.
Man.
I'll do it bro your name is Big Mike I'm good man.
What's your next big Chris Redfield 12?
Big Mike said I'll do it.
No I'm good man.
Appreciate you big Mike.
I'll have to pass on that offer.
That's a beautiful shot.
I'll have to pass on that offer.
That's a beautiful shot!
PAY THEM UP!
I might have to quit in a couple of games if I don't lose, somebody's gonna beat me
so I can get on Spooky Town already!
How about it beat me in game, of course?
In the club, but neck you want my booty out player 56, 100% win rate,
but they've only played one game.
So let's see how this goes.
Bro, it's your break.
I'm going to try something new on the break.
Watch this.
three peace three peace
Yeah.
No.
No!
Close one good in your dreams bud watch this oh that would have been man not a big clean
Do you watch Squid Game?
No.
Do you watch KSoStream on Twitch.tv and YouTube?
No.
What?
Give them a leather sack.
John Denver thoughts?
Oh, dude, I'm a huge John Denver fan.
John did man. I love me some John Denver man. RIP. Huge John Denver fan. I like
me some John Denver man. I really do. Who was that?
For example, take me home country road to the place I belong. West Virginia. He's
He's saying that that's not even his best song.
I think John Denver's best song is I forgot the name of it, but it's goes.
I'm leaving on a jet plane.
Don't know when I'll be back again.
Oh, baby, I hate to go.
This is a tough shot, I'mma hit it though.
Dude!
BOOM!
Since I'm not losing, I'm doing one more game than it's spooky time.
Why can't I have one more game here?
Let's go.
I was going to go until I lose, but it's not looking like I'm going to lose, so one more.
And no, this isn't drugs, this is a wrapper to a cough drum.
Paul from Redfield's Rentals?
Oh, buddy, I'm not about to hold back here.
You're cooked.
I couldn't do my full method I'm from West Virginia I moved to Florida eight months ago
and I was scared the whole time I was in Florida when I was with the JCS house I was scared
the whole time I thought a twist that was about to come through and just kill everybody
I
Kept looking up at the sky every time I'd see a clown. I'm like, yo we got to get out of here
What am I okay, I'm solids
Florida ain't that bad. Not insane Florida was bad. I was just scared that a twister
was going to be like just drop out of the clouds right on top of me and it just thrown
me about three miles away. I'm unbelievably walk in right now and it's crazy and y'all
are not giving me my flowers. It's hilarious though last night y'all were all on the hate
train. Bro fell off. But now that I'm playing out of my mind, I mean, look at that, dude.
Now y'all don't want to say nothing. Watch, I want to say nothing. And now I'm about to
hit a crazy shot. I'm going to hit it up against the pad right here. It's going to bounce off
the pad and go top middle pocket right here and none of y'all are gonna say
anything. Okay.
Torp and spring safe. What is Torp and Springs?
That's Jeeves.
Was he born in tarpon springs?
Jeeves, he was born in tarpon springs.
That's just one of the
three different springs.
Wait, what brothers shouldn't do
that.
Is that in Florida?
That's an angle. Beautiful.
Yeah, I guess what I was going at.
I was born in Little Rock, Arkansas. I think.
Mom, was I born in Little Rock, Mom?
Mom, was I born in Little Rock?
Hey!
Hey, Mom, you better type something in there!
She might have went to bed, it's kind of late.
She probably, yes, she probably 100% went to bed, I don't know.
I asked you a question.
I was I born in Little Rock,
Arkansas. She's in here. What?
She's in here. She just didn't
say nothing.
Okay. Yes, I'm going to Little Rock, Arkansas and I always said growing up, I remember seeing
the world. I have a memory from when I was born. I remember being born and when I was
born, I remember looking. There was an end table beside the hospital bed and there was
It was a clock that said 513 and it was a digital clock with red numbers.
And I was immediately talking, you can ask her.
I was born and I was like, man, can we get something to eat immediately?
The doctors was like, yo, what?
I said, what's you looking at?
I said I want something to eat.
Yep.
So did.
Chad, do you believe that?
You should.
Truth is stranger than fiction, you know?
That's one of my favorite terms, man.
Truth is stranger than fiction, dude.
Man, that, but dude, that, that is a, that right there, that is a,
That is a good term, dude.
Truth is stranger than fiction, man.
Let me tell you, you know what else is stranger than fiction?
Spooky time.
So you best get you a dypial because it is that time.
This is giving major og 616 game vibes by the way this looks just like it
this looks just like an old 616 game from like two and a half years ago
So, surely this has got to be it.
That's some crazy music for a horror game.
written over with the five. Thank you.
You're clean with the fire, thank you!
I am not gonna lie almost lost my life
anyway this game looks like it was developed by OG616 games which is
probably a good thing name of the game is the soap the soap killer
Marry him with a five!
Yes!
What?
Well we'll see you in court!
Oh
My
I
And that's the history of the soap killer.
Well I guess we got us some more.
I could have, you know, I could have lived eight lives without, without seeing that right
there.
Let's go do some laundry.
Wow, they have a, they have a sensitivity slider.
might be the best piece of media ever produced. Wow.
All right.
Okay, let's do our laundry.
So that's how the soap killer came to be, I guess.
That's a little loud. I'm not going to lie. That's a little loud. It's got like 40 on it.
Now it's too quiet. Let's go like 49. Now it's too quiet. Let's go like 50.
That's just right. We're good.
Well, hopefully the soap killer doesn't get us. I didn't take a dump in a washing machine.
Have a proper chat with the man sitting at the desk. He's sitting on a table. Where'd the music go?
lid. Can I put the clothes in? There we go. There's one. Can I start it? Oh, there we go.
We got one in.
How you doing, John?
You work here?
John?
Oh yeah.
Yo, Oopah Troopah with the 50 gifted W.
the 50 get the W. Oopah trooper with the 50 country boys sneaking around like that.
time at a laundromat? No. Yeah, who are you? Oh, yeah. I'm the
esteemed supervisor of this self service laundromat. Well,
you're doing a fine job, John. Have you seen the soap killer
around these parts, I heard he's on the loose.
Doug, what are these sound effects, dude?
Like what?
Why does a self-service laundromat need a supervisor?
That's actually a good question.
Are you in here stealing time, John?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
You heard the soap killer struck again yet again yesterday.
Mike lost his dignity right here.
So now they're cracking down on laundromat safety and need a handsome hunk like me to keep watch.
If you say so, John.
The Sokiller?
I scare easy. Don't freak me out.
Yeah.
I heard the Sokiller targets people who don't keep clean.
You better watch your back, kid.
What is that supposed to mean, John?
I'm just here to wash clothes and I'm very clean.
I'm definitely not going to run into the soap killer.
Good to hear if you need soap, it's on the shelf over there.
brand. Five bucks a bar. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, first off, John, you're using the wrong soap.
You know what soap you should be using?
Cheeky, at usecheeky.com, it'll keep them cheeks clean.
Anyway, let's go.
Please tell me you got your holes on.
Let me go get the rest of my laundry real quick.
Sarah Tony with the five, thank you.
All right.
Second set of clothes.
Let's get that going.
humble yourself and ask the mysterious man in red for help.
Maybe he knows a thing or two. What do I need help with? I'm
just washing clothes. Okay, Dio. Yo, Dio. How you doing?
I actually don't know how to use a washing machine, might give me a kip.
Fine, go use the top loaders over there.
How do I use it?
I'll be together!
Left click the washing machine to start the water and then left click or press Q to put dirty clothes or soap into it.
Hooper Trooper with another five. Thank you. Make sure to close the lid before the machine starts spinning. Otherwise, the clothes will fly out. Got it. Thank you, Dio.
Thanks a lot. Thank you so much. All right.
Open the washing machine. Do I do I throw a bar of soap in it? Hand soap. Hand soap. I'm going to throw this into it.
They're still closed inside? I should put down what I'm holding. I can't put soap into it!
Go? Let me just bring the re- Excuse me!
Who are you?! Chad!
What's up Chad? What do you want?
Have mercy!
I had a little accident with these pants. I was in a hurry and didn't bring any so so I was hoping to borrow some from you
Bro, I ain't even got no so
Huh
All right, since you're the most polite guy I've met I'll lend you some
Thank you
Give the polite man a piece of soap I don't see very polite here you
Big frosty with the fire here you're welcome buddy
Did you just break that washing machine that want to track the salt killer will it wait did he just break the washing machine
You know he's dead to the Sulp Killer!
Fuck you!
Well, GG, yo Sulp Killer, if you come, if you show up here, it wasn't me!
Who are you?
Oh, hello ma'am, how are you? Hope you're having a great night.
Alrighty, stay away from that guy over there.
Ma'am?
Okay.
There's that
Ma'am, can I help you with something? Excuse me ma'am. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Practicing like a mouse gnawing off a steering wheel. I like wondering
straight into a gitch like taking a mouthful of soap suds are you in here
eating soap ma'am? why practice in a laundromat? young man you don't
understand soap has power this laundromat is full of soap power want me
to share some secrets with you?
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yes!
Whoa!
What is going on?
What is he why is he throwing it back?
Thank you for the toothpaste.
What manner of thing is this?
The secret is my family's ancestral soap.
Ancestral soap.
Isn't that just a tube of toothpaste?
Two-Pace works as soap, too. Here it's yours. Ha-ha. Thanks.
You have a good night, ma'am.
I put the toothpaste in there.
I took it back out. I don't know what to do with it.
Let me go get the last set of clothes and bring it back in here.
What is going on in this game?
What is going on that dude is still in there throwing it back.
Excuse me there's been a spike in soap killings lately and the methods are brutal.
Have you noticed anything strange around here seeing anything suspicious?
No, but I think you look pretty suspicious yourself.
I'm talking to them way over there by the way.
How dare you?
I, Sheriff Richard, am a champion of justice.
Well, that's a relief.
I
Just watch yourself the soap killer praise on people who aren't clean so long
Let me just get my last set of clothes and get this done I want to go home what is happening at this laundromat dude
Like what was that back door open was that open before can you stop just throwing it back to add oh my goodness
Okay, all the soap is in there.
I mean all the clothes are in there.
Now the question is, get that going.
Are these done?
Wait, these are still done.
What is that noise?
Oh lord it's the sub!
It's the sub killer!
It's the SOME KILLER!
You dare to make the washing machine dirty?
That's disgusting!
I won't punish you!
Why are you staring at me and what me, the guy over there, did it?
I'm just here to wash clothes.
Ha ha ha ha!
Still trying to lie?
None of you were getting away.
Chet is crazy!
No!
Yeah, take it boy.
What is that noise?
What is going on?
Please, you're under arrest.
Great, it's Sheriff Richard. We're saved.
Huh, I don't care if you're Richard or whatever. No one's stopping me from cleansing this world.
Such arrogance today I will bring you to justice
Yeah
What?
Your pineapple armor can actually withstand my soap machine gun.
The justice I've honed is meant to deal with you.
You're a monster for ruining people's dignity.
Anything else you want to say?
I'm getting dizzy.
Next move, I'll use my ultimate technique.
Pineapple takes flight.
You won't get another chance.
People only change when they've been loved.
This world has become filthy because of all the self-righteous slobs.
I must defeat you and go educate more of them.
Where's the music?
just happen. I let my guard down. Run, you're on your own until backup arrives. Every filthy
person will be punished. No one gets away.
Ahhhh!
Bro, forgot about me.
Ahhhh! No!
Laundry Killer!
SOUP!
Lord have mercy, he got snapped.
Please.
Shoot.
Let this one get done. I'm gonna wash all my clothes while he's stuck right there.
No.
Quit!
Stop killer quit!
Stop!
What's they doing?
You think you could keep running away forever?
always creeps into clean places. I can't let you contaminate anyone else.
Wait, when did I turn into a demon?
Wait, why did I turn into a demon?
You're still far too shallow. You only see what's on the surface,
yet deliberately ignore what lies beneath.
You are unworthy of fulfilling the mission to purify the world.
Did I become the soap killer?
Pour it with the fan gift and thank you.
I have been changed and I don't know if it's for the better, for the better.
But you know what I can confidently say?
Game of the year.
I can confidently say game of the year.
Let's do another spooky game.
Chat, was that the best experience of your life?
Keep it a complete stack with your boy.
Keep it an absolute complete stack with your boy.
Was that the best experience of your life?
Yes or no?
We gotta do another spooky game, right?
We got to?
I feel like we got to what?
We got to do another spooky game.
We got to do another oom oom oom oom oom oom oom.
Lock in.
I don't know if you craft yourself in that one,
but get you a fresh diaper on if not.
Let's go.
Hold up.
I ain't got no draws on right now.
What? No, I'm playing.
Lock in.
Adjust until you can barely see the full outline
character hybrid noble with the five thank you
okay that's barely seeing the full outline right there i'm not gonna lie
that's barely
I forgot the name of the game.
An hour and seven minutes in heaven, apparently.
Let's see what's going on here.
Great.
Hurry up!
What are we going to do?
Can't we just hang in your place and play video games?
Look, I'm doing you a favor by bringing you along tonight, so don't be lame.
We've been neighbors forever and I like you, but let's face it, you're a total NPC.
Hey, that's rude, I was like, stay in the house.
Who is that in the outline over there behind his left shoulder?
You'll brain got some neck action going.
Hey, don't give me that look.
I know you know it.
That's why I'm trying to help you.
And in return, I also need you to help me.
What do you mean?
Katie and I went to second base at the park last week.
Okay.
At the park.
What do you mean at the park?
and I went to second base at the park last week.
Okay.
At the park.
What do you mean at the park?
What?
Yeah, I think she might go all the way tonight.
That's why I need you to be on your best behavior so you don't mess up the fight.
Now, no more complaining. Let's go!
I like the music. This is uh...
This music is clean. I immediately recognize the house. Been there a million times.
This is kind of liminal. I messed with it. Wait, where'd he go? Oh.
Are you sure this place is abandoned? The lights are on.
I'm 100% sure fam, that's where I just kicked him in the face and he called me fam.
My brother and his friends threw a big party here last month and Katie is for sure bringing
a friend, oh lord.
Yeah, this new girl who moved in next door, she's like a year older than us.
Katie said she's a little weird, but she's cute.
Weird how?
I mean, I know how she collects them.
They're here.
Hey, hey, hey!
Alright, play cool.
Play cool.
Alright, play cool.
Play cool.
Play it cool. Play it cool.
I'm gonna say yo, what's up?
Hey friends, this is Monty. Which one's Katie and which one is Monty?
Yo, what's up?
Looks at you awkwardly. Oh, hey.
I died inside, I guess.
Greetings, Earthlings.
Yeah, uh, Braden, what was his name?
What was my friend's name?
I'm the head of the crib.
I'm not gonna lie.
What was my friend's name?
Braden?
I'ma go head to the crib.
All right now.
Y'all have a good night.
Cody.
Uh, hi.
We should get inside before anyone sees.
Let's go.
We should get inside before anyone sees.
Let's go.
Where's, uh, where's Braden and Katie at?
It's kind of awkward.
Where's uh, where's Braden and Katie at it's kind of awkward. Oh, I didn't mean to do that
You're having a good night night cool
Where's Braden and Kate what are y'all doing?
So, hey, hey, uh, Monnie, how you doing?
Hey.
You're really gonna lead it off with so hard, do you like anime?
So, like, uh, where'd you move here from?
Some small town you probably never heard of.
Huh.
Hi.
You like it here, though?
A little better?
That's to be determined.
She smirks at you aggressively.
What do you mean smirks at me aggressively?
So you got any hobbies?
Like, you like, uh, you know, you got any hobbies?
I mean, I'm really into makeup.
I also, it's kind of embarrassing.
Wait, you can tell me, I won't make fun of you.
I collect...
are character in the game also does that too apparently so I'm going to click the top one
Me too.
Do not clip that, but that was just, I'm just saying it in the game.
Me too.
Whoa, what just happened?
It looks like we have a bit of a comment.
Did you hear that?
Yeah, I heard that.
Why am I down here?
Did you hear that?
Oh, that wasn't y'all?
Oh, Lord, I'm scared now.
Yo, what's going on?
wait a minute that wouldn't y'all make that noise stop messing around that was
you it was not me you should go check it out fine I'm not scared or alright I'm
gonna go upstairs y'all I'm gonna go figure out what's going on cuz I'm
I'm big and tough.
I'm handling it. I'll be back in a minute.
Hey, is anybody up here?
I just heard a door open. What did?
I heard a door open.
there was a guy in the window yeah probably was the same dude I saw earlier in the game
Hey, anybody up here?
There's anybody up here?
I don't think you want these problems.
Is that some eyes?
What am I looking at?
I can't see nothing.
I'm still checking it out y'all.
Just give me a minute.
I'm almost done.
I'm just making sure I heard a noise.
I think they ran off when they heard me though.
Yep.
Alright, let's be back in a minute.
I'm going to go check the rest of the rooms because I'm tough and big.
Oh man, that's- oh.
Oh, oh man, oh.
I'mma check out in here first.
I'mma check out in here.
Okay.
We got a, uh, this empty- I am glad there's not an option to hide.
I'm not gonna lie.
Is this girl found dead?
Police launch homicide investigation, body discovered in local park.
Park.
Can I turn this lamp on this little door?
I'm gaining aura points right now, Chad.
They don't know that I'm scared up here, but all they think is, yo, he's so tough.
Okay, there's nothing up here, okay so you so tough, well yeah that's just what I do.
The place on it.
Why did I and board fall over?
Let's go check down the hall.
This was the room from the 616 game
dad where we were sleeping and our dad walked in the room
butt naked. We never forget it. We were sleeping in that bed and he walked in
in here completely butt naked.
Do y'all remember that?
Like fully butt naked, like fully butt naked.
And they did even bother censoring it.
What is this?
Okay, there's like a figurine in here.
Okay, there's nothing in this room.
One more room.
There's something behind that curtain, huh?
No censor is crazy.
Oh dude, 616 games did not care back in the day.
They would put fully butt naked people in the games.
No joke.
Like fully butt naked stuff in the games.
Like actually no joke.
No censor, no nothing.
Okay, nobody's in here. Let's go back downstairs and tell everybody that I was brave and that
I investigated the upstairs and nobody's here. I cut this light on that makes it so much
better. Thank you so much. I'm going to cut the light on here too. I just want some lights
So, I can't turn it off.
Yo, what's good, y'all?
I went on ahead and did it.
Braided an eye, you're too pretty to die.
How'd it go?
I saw something real freaky up there eyes widen quit messing around you're
freaking Katie out I'm not messing around I'll just I'm gonna put everybody at
ease sorry I'm sure it was just shadows playing tricks on me
Anyways, how about we play a game?
I'm free!
I'm free! I can finally leave this place!
Okay, I was almost gone on that one.
I was almost gone on that one.
What kind of game?
The fun kind.
Oh, we're going to play Spin the Bottle?
I bet.
Y'all cool with that?
Let's play Spin the Bottle.
I bet y'all could look at this place spin the bottle.
All right, the name of the game is an hour and seven minutes in heaven, dope.
So the rules are you spin the bottle here and whoever it lands on,
you have to go into the pantry with over there for work.
What are we doing?
And do what?
Whatever you-
Why are you asking me this, Katie?
Say yes.
Say and no would be lying.
You know what, Katie?
Yeah, someone.
I'm trying to go home dude I don't like it here no more.
You should have lied.
No, it said lying, parentheses.
I'm telling the truth here.
All right, so since you went and checked out the noise,
I'll let you spin first.
Then we'll go clockwise.
I bet.
All right, man.
This is when I spin the bottle and it
aims over to the dark corner.
Then I flip a line on and Chris Redfield just sitting
over there and nothing but a thong.
Dude, dude, dude.
Alright.
Just gonna bottle this game.
Hey, make it awkward and let it don't break.
Hey, dude, whoa!
You gotta be kidding me oh come on bro that's your girlfriend dude you know why are we even
doing this should I spin again no that would defeat the whole purpose of the game just hurry
up and get it over with let's get to it then have fun you bro this is the most
high school dude oh my god we won't I don't even know what a pantry is bro
that's the first time I've ever said that
It's just a pantry.
Oh lord, that's the basement.
I don't wanna play this game.
You just wanna play rock, paper, scissors
for six minutes or something.
Yo, med with the five, thank you.
So, uh, uh, Maudy seems nice, yeah I mean she's different but she's cool, yeah that's
what's up.
Have you guys hung out much before, or did y'all just meet or something like that?
Really this is actually the first time I ran into her outside the outside one night last weekend
Why are you just saying cool say something else?
You're gonna make it awkward
cool
So what is great instead about me
Oh, my goodness.
The play here is like we really don't talk about you, not go on, that's the play here.
That's the play.
But I think I'm going to say the bottom one.
So he says you're like, uh-uh-uh.
That's it?
I mean, I totally am.
OK.
OK, Katie.
Ah!
What's going on?
Ha-ha, time's up.
Oh, man.
Thank you.
All right, y'all.
I probably gonna go ahead and head out for tonight,
not gonna lie.
Man.
Don't talk to Monty.
Yeah, what's up Monty?
Yeah, it's my turn.
Good luck.
Please stop knocking me.
Knock me, please, no.
This bottle is lit!
Wow, somebody's getting lucky tonight.
What the hell are we doing there, man?
I'm going to cut this line real quick, I'll be right back.
Oh, I did not mean to do that, my bad.
So here we are.
What do you want to do?
Truth or dare, I guess, or we could...
I'll go truth or dare truth. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you so much. You didn't say
dare. Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. What's your biggest fear? Probably like dying, but
But then being trapped on earth is a ghoul or spirit or something forever with nobody
to talk to.
Are you already a spirit by chance?
Are you the girl that died in the park two weeks ago?
You never really thought about that scenario yet, that would suck.
Truth or dare?
Truth.
Do you want to- WHAT?!
I said, why was it why why couldn't I why was no not an option? Why is the character
overriding what I wanted to do.
Why did the character not give me an option to say no, not her, my character.
The options were yes or I don't know.
The lights, where did you go?
Don't do that.
No, I don't want to do that.
I don't wanna do that.
She's dead.
I said I'd give you some porn on the couch.
Damn.
Whoa chill, I just turned off the lights.
I saw some.
Wait, where's Bonnie?
The thing maybe it took.
Oh, my goodness.
My prediction was right.
She is the girl that died at the park two weeks ago.
She hasn't been real the whole time.
That's why she's looked ghostly.
Am I correct here?
I think I'm correct here.
Chat.
Dude, like for real, no joke.
the thing maybe it took her the thing huh nice try guys she's just behind the
door right no she's gone man she gone she's not in here I'm telling you she
was here one minute that the lights went out and then there was this creature
they look like granny what's going on they're trying to prank us that something
came and took money away. I swear I'm not lying. We have to find her. All right, fine.
I'll play along. Let's look for it.
This this is when they check all the rooms and I just run home and forget any of this
ever happened. No joke. Yo, lurker official with the five. Thank you.
Money
Where are you money if you come out I'll give you a little bit of money
Oh, why that door lock yo yo brain why that door lock I
Should be in the closet with Katie right now. You're really messing things up with your little game. I swear. I'm not lying
I'm not a star somebody lot. I got a chopper in the car. Oh, I got a chopper in the car
Oh, I bet. Oh, I gotta go down here
Money you down here
Money
Money easy
Mon easy you down here where Mon easy yet
chat I'm up to go upstairs huh
worse Katie at by the way I don't even see Katie
Yo, Monsky! Why is that figurine right here again?
Do you love me?
What?
Uh...
What?
Mommy I personally think she's the dead girl from the newspaper right here see
three local wait whoa what wait what did it say this before three local teens
missing on the 23rd year anniversary of tragic unsolved murder wait she didn't
died two weeks ago. She died 23 years ago. And there's only been three of us here this
whole game because she's died 23 years ago. We're the three local teams missing. We died
tonight
What I don't even know where Katie is
Quit fooling around, Monty's missing.
I'm sure she's around, she seems like the type to try and scare people.
Something freaky's going on here.
Maybe she just got freaked out by you in the closet and ran.
Whatever if you disappear, I won't bother looking for you then.
Idiot.
Oh, my God!
You're braided!
Katie just got snapped!
Braided! Katie just got snapped up in the back hole!
Sorry with the file, thank you!
It taught Katie he's probably dead.
What do you mean she's dead?
What do you mean, she's dead?
The thing that got Monty had got her too, I've seen it.
Great, now you're all in on it. Where did it get her at? In the bathroom upstairs.
Outta my way. Great, don't do it.
Great, and there's a newspaper upstairs, we all die!
Oh my...
Oh Lord have mercy GG the newspaper was true
You guys?
Wait.
That's-
Wait, what?
What are you doing in here?
Monty where you been? Huh? We were in the pantry together then you disappeared.
What? Raiden, Katie and I have been looking all over the place for you. Are you okay?
I swear we were in the closet, then the lights went out, there was this thing and
then you were gone.
You're serious, aren't you? I swear!
Okay, what if maybe you're a different version of you, like for another dimension?
What's Monty talking about?
Yeah, I'm like, that stuff happening to you there, and then you switch places with our version who was just hiding in this room.
Monty, come on.
You ain't Neil deGrasse Tyson over here talking about multi-universe theory or something.
I don't think so.
Well, that's either that or you've lost your mind.
What about these dolls of our friends here?
Oh, the dolls.
Well, these are...
Why'd you call me then?
What are you?
I got made into a doll.
Okay, that is creepy.
BAD HANDICKE!
No...
I don't even know how... Dude, this game is actually really good. That was like really good.
What's the good ending? I wouldn't even know how to get what? Bro, how would I even get
the good ending?
Hey, there's a video on YouTube with a good ending.
What a hidden banger.
That was was that not goaded?
That was actually good.
We went two for two.
was like legitimately like a hidden banger no joke tell me what okay we're
gonna see the alternate ending here I'm gonna look at on YouTube got to I was
invested in that was y'all not invested in that I was invested in that
Let me see.
Type one if he was invested.
Here's one right here.
Wait, how did you wind up outside?
Whatever, we still gonna see what happens.
How did you get to get in there?
So it says the same thing.
She made the dolls.
It's complicated. I didn't kill them if that's what you're afraid of.
Then where are they?
They're right here. I just made them less annoying and now we can be alone together
Are you gonna turn me into a doll of course not I would never trap my okay
It's not my fault what I am or what they did to me
They hated me for the clothes I will
Did they kill her? No
I don't care to read the details and I'm sure you can guess.
I'm just me.
You better not say yes.
I have too much self-respect.
Get ready!
Dead!
that was a good game that that was a good game I actually like that chat a
job like that that was actually a good game the story and everything that was
actually game of the year we went to for two no joke that was straight cinema
what still dead anyway yeah but I think it's best like that that was a good game
right there no joke game of the year cats I've won if that was game of the
year ski I think it was ski think it could have been game of the year ski you
already know what time it is though time to slang some tapes and make some money
Let's go!
No.
Walkin'!
Time to make this some more money.
And yesterday's episode, we, new movie release day, new movie release day, Doug, all men
it snow and we ain't gonna get no customers on top of everything else. Lord have mercy
on top of us never getting customers anyway. We're not gonna get customers because it's
it's it's it's it's it's you know, let's restock the snacks real quick. Y'all know the drill.
Get these restocked. Chat good news though. It is a new movie release day. That is a good
thing. Is it not a good thing chat? Yes it is in case you were wondering. Oh put some
fire egg balls on there. Put some SIRBOMBS ON ME. Put some party mix. And then let's do
break this bar. Clean. Check the weather by the calendar.
Yeah, GG. Oh my goodness. Oh no, it increases. Wait.
Yeah.
So, we're going to have that on top of the new movie release.
So what is no longer a new movie now?
Is the Draconic movie, okay, this is no longer a new movie chat, so y'all know what that
means.
We're going to sell 90% of them.
That's how we do, right?
Yes.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
There we go.
sell these beautiful is that that's not all of them is it I'm gonna leave one
right there just in case beautiful and I'm gonna stick if it just mirrors this
dude just standing across the way staring in there what's wrong with this
dude I must get rid of this sell this we need every every little bit of money we
can get right now all right all right new movie there's another broken movie
you gotta be kidding me and it's one of the new ones I could be selling right
now oh my goodness man Lord have I'm selling that one stand that for me real
quickly. I'll do it.
Chad, I'm selling this chat. I am selling the Super Rare version
of this movie.
I'm selling this right here. It is worth how much $34. We got
to do that all day. All day. We're doing that all day. It's
gonna get broken watch. Well, that doesn't matter because
being sold and it's gone forever. Alright, new movie release. How many should I get?
I just got here. Can you restart stream? You don't lost your mind. 15 of them.
That's a lot of money, man. Alright, it comes with the free poster too. Let's go and put that up
up real quick. Put this right here, right in the window. Plain is, plain as day right
there. Let's go stock them up. Let's go and open up actually lock it. Yo, Leah, it's gonna
be a super busy day. Lock in. All right, let's get it. Lock in. We got 15 of these. These
You should be flying off the shelves, Chad.
Flying, I dare you!
Clean.
Clean!
Who is calling this army in the morning?
Redfields, well, I can reserve that for you.
Yo, Leah, the shift just started.
You already going to blow that bathroom up.
WHAT ARE YOU EATING EVERY DAY, LEA?
Can somebody clip that face when she turned around to take a dump?
That was the face of sheer agony.
Oh...
My goodness, did you see that?
I can't describe the look on her face.
I'll be right with you one second
Why is this in the floor?
What are we doing?
Yo, is Leah slacking?
What's happening?
How you doing, ma'am?
You got one movie that's gonna be $7 and $3 for your change.
Have a beautiful night.
Leah, you all right?
I heard you blowing that bathroom up.
How you doing, ma'am?
$3.50, $6.50 for your change.
Have a beautiful night.
you. How you doing? Okay, two romance movies. I see you, Amanda. $12. You have a great day.
Thank you so much. How you doing, big dog? Three movies. I got you right here and you
got two new releases. $18 to free a change. Have a good one. How you doing, ma'am? Okay,
two romances as well. You got to wear so please don't break it. $3. Have a great night. Thank
Thank you. How you doing today, ma'am? You having a great day? I sure am. There was
somebody else in Amanda a second ago. $7, $3 for your change. Have a beautiful day.
Thank you. How you doing, big doll?
You got another adult movie yo Theodore are you kidding me?
And you returned a damaged movie I will oh my goodness.
Give me the feed you are unbelievable get out of my sight Theodore.
You gonna come here with a spinner hat on and get two adult movies.
movies. That's unreal. How you doing, sir? That's gonna be a $7. That's gonna be $18
to free a change. Have a good day. Yes. $70 grant. We're back. How you doing, ma'am?
You want an old movie?
I can find you an old movie real quick.
No, no.
OK, an old movie.
Let's get an old fantasy here.
Old fantasy, the sword and the pirate.
Awful reviews.
There you go.
Thank you.
I was hoping one day somebody is going to walk in here
and rent this.
I don't know who it's going to be, but somebody will.
$4, big dog.
dollar for your change. Have a good day. Thank you. How you doing, man? 1050, 450 for your change.
Have a great night. Can I help you? You just gonna stand here? Turn around. It's you're looking
for this movie that's right in front of you. Like what? How you doing, man? Three movies and a
chocolate bar I got you right here 1550 450 for your change you have a good
night yes ma'am to the movies $11 for your change oh you ain't getting all
that have a great day thank you how we doing big dog I know you didn't I know
you didn't I know you did not just walk up in here with the with the with an
adult movie already all right it's all good I ain't gonna lie and you want some
Cotton Candy, what's your adult movie?
Good Lord.
Nasty ideas!
What you gonna do putting in your adult movie
and eat some, eat some, Paul!
Hey, dude!
What?
I'm still at work. My bad. Hold up.
How you doing, ma'am? Hope you're having a great day. Sorry about that delay. $4 a dollar for your change. Thank you. How you doing, big doll?
You got this movie. I got you right here. Have a great day. Thank you. Yes, sir.
Two movies. That's gonna run you 1050, 450 for your change. You have a great day. Thank you.
You have a great day. Thank you so much. Yes, sir. Golly.
Die trying. I got you right here. There you go. You better not break it.
How we doing today? Uh, Emma, you know, if you spell your name backwards, it spells Emma.
Even though, yeah. Have a good day. Thank you.
What's good, big dog?
Two movies. I got you right here.
You have a great day, sir. Thank you.
See, you have to thank that y'all are questioning what I said shows that y'all just got played.
You want everything slushy? I got you right here.
There you go, sir. That's going to run you 2225, William.
William $2.75. Whoa, I gave you too much. Hey, get back here. Yes, you want a new release?
I got you right here. Just came out today, man. Thank you. How we doing today? All righty, ma'am.
That is going to run you 1250. I got 250 for your change. Thank you so much for shopping at
Bradfield's relish. I know you did not just come in here and get candy and two
adult movies and on top of that you got this adult movie on top of it. Are we
dead serious? Yo Adam, oh my goodness Adam you are and then you're gonna are
you. Have a good day, Adam. Yes, ma'am. How are we doing? You want to buck in a popcorn?
Finally, somebody got some popcorn. God, at least there like multiple shifts and nobody's got some
popcorn. Is my popcorn not no good or something? About time. There you go, ma'am. That's gonna run
you 1150. Thank you, 350 for your change. Have a good one. All right, sir, drop the movies. You ain't
I gotta stare at me for 10 seconds before you drop the movies down.
I don't understand.
Like, come on, man.
1750, we gotta get this show on the road, big doll.
Have a good one.
Yes, sir.
Wow.
Two romances, huh?
And you got a new one.
$13, $2.
Have a good day.
Yeah, we're at $2,000 again.
Should I expand, bro?
Should we expand?
$32, ma'am.
A3 is changed.
$30 again. Should I expand, bro?
Should we expand? $32, ma'am, eight for your change. Have a good day.
Bro, that's so much money to expand. I'm not gonna lie.
Thank you so much, sir. One good, you have a beautiful day. Thank you.
how we did. I feel like that was a good day. So it was a new release day and it was a bad
weather day which means more customers and we still didn't even crack the 300 mark.
gonna set the whole operation off right there. That's gonna save the business. I'm expanding.
I'm doing it. I am making the executive business decision right now. Should I do A or D?
Hey, we just expanded- Oh, oh, there's a whole railing!
Oh, that's cool!
What do I put over here?
We should not put everything over here.
Snacks?
Wait, you're right.
Hold on.
That is such a great purchase we just made.
Hold up.
great purchase we just made hold up look here type one if you're messed with
this
okay hold up let me let me cook just let me cook let me cook let me cook the
chill zone, wait you might be cooking, hold up.
I'm about to order a fridge.
$400 is the most egregious thing I've ever seen in my life by the way.
I guess that's me a little bit out from the wall.
Boom.
Shit.
Can I know the sign, dude?
No.
No!
Oh
Wow, that's beautiful right there.
Wait, that is that is beautiful right there. Wait a minute, move it back. Oh, is
that why I couldn't do it? Oh, okay, I see what y'all saying. I see what y'all
saying, dude. Okay, now where we put the adult section now?
Let's put new releases in here, move this, new releases, yes.
the corner of shame
the corner of shame is back
y'all messing with this expansion? I'm messing with it, no joke
I know that nobody calling me right now
Oh, that's beautiful.
Redfields, rentals.
I'm just trying to complain, get hung up on, idiot.
I don't care what you're about to say, I do not care.
When I'm gonna leave this sign here, hold up.
I got an idea.
Let me think.
The chair, yeah, I'm gonna do some of the chair, hold up.
That's beautiful. That that is beautiful. That is beautiful. We don't have money to do
anything else right there, but that is so cozy dude.
Paint what? Should I paint the chills on a different color?
Yes!
Jack, this is clean!
Why
It's nice
Y'all rocket what that is oh wow that's clean
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That right there?
You can't do the stairs.
Sealing.
That's the same ceiling as that.
Yeah, let's see the new let's see the new and improve when we walk in get you out of TV
I'd go into debt for it, but we technically could should I?
I'm not going to die.
Should I pay $200 for a put of TV in there?
You'll make it back. It's not
working right now. Should we
just wait? We need to just wait.
This is dude. The chill zone is
so clean. Yeah, we'll wait.
We'll wait next episode. We'll put a TV in here. No joke chat type one. If you are very happy with this was a great episode
That was the most we just spit like over a thousand dollars like two thousand dollars. This was beautiful right here
This is go to
The chill zones my favorite place on the planet not gonna lie
The chill zone
Bro, that's hard
if we don't get more customers now oh lord how do I save the game could you
imagine Chad if we don't get more customers now bro I don't even know
what to say that was a great move right there gotta be that that was a great
move dude no joke that was that was beautiful redfields real look clean
great strength and i love y'all man hey appreciates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
appreciate all the get this subs don't those bits follows and of course i appreciate all y'all for
this hanging out hey you're gonna have a good rest of y'all's night have a good day tomorrow and
I'll see you tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. Love you tonight. Peace out y'all