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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Mid, redo.

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You know what?

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Clean, clean, clean.

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Cheers.

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Cheers.

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Cheers

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Yo

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It's good girls. Good child. Go to house go to house go to house. Good habits. Go to pocket with good chap

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It was good dee's good chap was good ladies and gentlemen I

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Hath returned once more yet again yet again once more again smoking pole violet Seth

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Uh, gender MS, uh, Mel Lauren, uh, Mr. Tyler, uh, uh, Caitlyn, Void, Fan, Jesse, uh, uh,

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uh, Bitt, Time, Storm, uh, uh, Mad, Fire, Duran, Nova, Pink, Bagel, Sammy, Brisk, Sarah,

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W. Subbers, Hannah, thank you.

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Chad, how's everybody's day going on the schedule?

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One to ten, let me hear it, huh?

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How are we doing on a scale of one to 10?

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Blue hoodie, by the way.

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Blue hoodie, and I'll prove it.

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There you go.

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There you go, Buster.

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Blue hoodie, right there.

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You better believe it.

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Hey, you better believe it, OK?

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You better.

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Yo, small fish with a 10.

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Thank you.

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W small fish with a 10 preset you Chad, what y'all do today, man?

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Huh?

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What did y'all do today?

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Up in this thing.

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Precate you small fish.

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Thank you.

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Nothing.

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Nothing.

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Yo Rick with the five. Thank you

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Man I'm thirsty up in this thing, bro

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I'm not here drinking water like crazy. I'm thirsty

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Yo bum with the five. Thank you

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And yes, it is water today I

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Didn't go gamer subs today. I didn't go water

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As you can tell

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ain't no ain't no gamer something that thing today ain't nothing like some ain't

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nothing like some good old water check y'all like some water man man I like me

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some water man. It ain't vodka bro, it ain't drink. It ain't vodka bro, it ain't drink.

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So y'all drink, I don't even drink dude. Oh man that water cold too. Yeah that water cold man,

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I like me some cold water, I want a cold!

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I want a cold!

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Let's return to schoolboy runaway.

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Let's not because I did everything in the game, bud.

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I mean, what else do you want from me?

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It's over.

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All we can do is wait for the next one to come out.

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Gross saying return like there's anything left.

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Got every end and did everything.

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What's taking them so long to bring to come out with the next one chat

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What's taking so long dude?

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Clogged for them with the fire

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Like can I can I at least get a release date dude

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You know what I mean is there a release date hold up

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What's it called schoolboy outdoors or something

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Hold on I'm looking hold on. I'm looking

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Schoolboy outdoors that is what it's called still ain't no release date man, bro. It looks like this is gonna be straight

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What's your name?

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What's your name?

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What's your name?

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How is that similar?

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Is that similar?

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Am I tweaking?

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Huh?

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Yo, claw toilet with another 10, thank you.

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Yo, appreciate you, drip, yeah drip, appreciate you drip.

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Thank you.

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Yo, Zach with the 3000 bits as well.

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Hey Kasey, am I feeling too hot, kinda sick?

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Could you wish me a speedy recovery on April 30th at exactly 10.32 PM?

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What?

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It's not even that time yet.

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Hey, speedy recovery though.

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Yo frog, you will 500 bits.

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Hey, case my family, our big fans were top 1.1% of viewers.

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Tays on birthday, can I have your happy birthday, Jenny?

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Yo, happy birthday, Jenny.

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Chateau, Jenny, happy birthday.

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Happy birthday, Jenny.

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Glad your throat sounding better. It's getting there. It's still in a hundred percent. It's like, I

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Don't know it's about

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50% I'd say it's about 50% right now. No, I

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Don't 55% with it. Yeah, I would I don't 55%

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Right wouldn't y'all go that too oh

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oh man that water cold man oh man that water's cold man oh man that's cold

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Oh man, it's cold.

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Oh, that's cold.

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Yeah, I like that.

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Let me go fill this thing back up.

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I like some cold water, man.

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Man, I want a cold!

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Cold.

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Cold water.

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Man.

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It's cold.

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It's cold, I can't.

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I like some cold water man.

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You know what I mean?

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I like me some cold water!

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Man!

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Man that's funny bruh.

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Man, that's funny, bro

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Man, that's funny, y'all know

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What you mean bro, I would play such a good NPC in a red dead game, bro

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Do not grew up in Arkansas. I know all of the country nasty man your rhythms, dude

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Bro, I swear

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Dude, I would do not make a good NPC just random NPC in red dead

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I'm sitting in front of a saloon or something.

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Hold on.

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Give me something like a cigarette.

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Hold on.

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There it is.

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This is my audition to be a random NPC in Red Dead.

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I can do all the country,

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and red dead.

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I can do all the country just nasty stuff.

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Act like this like a box of cigarettes that is the mitts.

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Howdy partner.

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You ain't from around here are you?

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Well...

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Huh?

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Well look here, look here, bubble.

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Look here, bubble, I got something to tell you.

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I've seen you around these parts around here recently.

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I've seen you and your boys hang around at night. I don't know what y'all up to

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But I know one thing y'all better not be doing none you ain't supposed

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You better not be doing none you ain't supposed to be doing right here you hear me

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Because I promise you, you ain't going to last long around these parts.

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These folks around here, they don't play.

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They don't play about all that, okay?

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So when you go to thinking you're going to run around here and just run around all ten

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bucks, two shooting your guns, well guess what partner?

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It ain't going to happen.

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And just know they're going to come to me and tell me you don't want to get all the

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way to me because if it does it's gonna get real bad for you partner now you

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have a good day sir tell me I wouldn't be hard just give me like a one minute

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segment man just give me like a one minute segment in there bro tell me y'all

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I got the nasty cough going and everything, just nasty.

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Just dude, I can't do it, man.

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You need somebody to play a just big nasty country,

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dude, I can do it, man.

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Telling you.

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You know?

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That's not even acting, that's him.

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Yeah, you're banned.

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but not for real, I could.

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Or put me in a Western or something.

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I don't even need to be like a main character,

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just put me like a one minute dialogue conversation

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with somebody.

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Telling I wouldn't be hard.

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Just being there making all, and I need to,

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I need to like the little tin bucket to the side

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Where you going, pfft, pfft, and then it makes a little

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ping noise when you spit.

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I need that, bruh.

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That's what I need.

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Tell you, dude.

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That goes so hard.

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Bro, nasty, hey dude, look.

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And I'm actually sitting there spitting a splatoon.

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Splatoon yeah, that's yeah a splatoon dude. Yeah

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Need me a splatoon

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Man, I'd be tough man. Tell me tell me that wouldn't what that not be tough

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Red Dead 3 exactly put me as a random civilian NPC in Red Dead 3 that gets like killed

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But give me like a minute of dialogue

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with somebody. Rob tell you man. That would go hard. Roman with the T.A. to

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Splatoon are a real word. Poopy with the five. Splatoon. No a Splatoon. Yes it is

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real oh my goodness about to buy one of these oh I'm actually about to buy this

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look

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spittoon's are real when people make do the spit noise and it makes like the

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little ping noise this is what they're spitting into dude

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Dude, I need me one and it ain't spanned it!

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Bummer! Dude, I need me one!

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You know what I mean?

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That's nasty, that is nasty, but it's cool.

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Low-key nasty? No, that's nasty, bro.

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That's nasty for real, but it's cool though

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But how have you go somebody's house? They got a splatoon on the porch

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Dude, I need me a splatoon on the porch like I'm dead serious. I'd use it

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You gotta get good at aiming though cuz you ever see the old TV shows and movies

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They're feeling like and they like shoot it like a mile that way it hits every time

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How do you get good at aiming, bro?

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Kobe

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Sunflower seeds wait, you're right. Yeah, I actually need one of these for sunflower seeds, bro

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You were you ever be around somebody that like dips and they have and I have like a cup that they spit into

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That's just a more nasty version of a spittoon, bro

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That's that's actually a more nasty version of that

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Next stream is going to show up with one bro. Look don't put it past me man. Hey

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Don't put it past me, dude. I

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Want if they have the history of the spittoon on YouTube? Let me see

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The history of the spittoon

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They do.

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They do.

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They do.

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60 views from three months ago.

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The gross history of the spittoon.

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Did you know we once had spit buckets, like for people to spit into, placed everywhere?

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stores, hotels, bars, lawyers offices. Back then they were called spittoons and for a long time that spit bucket was one of the most important pieces of furniture in America. Let's rewind to the early 1800s. Back then chewing tobacco wasn't just popular.

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I mean that ain't me bruh. Men chewed constantly. Farmers, politicians, factory workers. Smoking was expensive back then and pipes weren't always practical. But chewing tobacco.

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You're on me a spittoon!

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What happened?

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What drowning actually feels like? Yo, that is... Yo!

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That is cr- Do what?

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But yeah, spittoon action.

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Jess, should I get one?

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Be honest.

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I wouldn't use it.

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I just had it.

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I just had it, bro.

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Why not?

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I mean, yeah, exactly.

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Would you rather get lit on fire

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drown drown 100% you'd easily have to go drown there easily drown right fire is

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considered the most painful yeah that's what I'm saying so I feel like I

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I feel like you would literally have to, you'd have to go, uh,

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you'd have to go drown there.

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But you think drowning hurts chat?

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Like wouldn't it hurt for like a second?

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Like the second that you breathe in somewhere, you'd be like,

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ah,

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and you just start floating.

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Would you not?

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But actually no,

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I don't even think you'll be conscious when you drown.

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I think you would hold your breath so long that you would pass out before you drown, no joke.

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Am I not, am I not smart for that chat, Loki? I'm smart for that.

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Smart!

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Huh?

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No, that's one of the worst ways to die you think drowning is one of the worst ways to

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die

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No, do y'all know that I've been doing this to people if I rule the world bro do y'all

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I'll know the worst way to die, dude.

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I forgot what it's called.

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Bro, what is it called?

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Hold up.

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What's it called?

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Scathingism!

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In terms of justice, the ancient Persian Empire could be said to have been harsh but fair.

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The criminal code included the principle of Lex Talionis, an eye for an eye, tooth for

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a tooth.

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Misdemeanors usually warranted fines.

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You might be branded for slander, and for the worst crimes you'd get the death penalty.

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On occasions there was a two strikes rule, meaning someone would be executed for their

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first offense.

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So, there you are in ancient Persia, two strikes down.

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You're wondering how the death penalty will be metered out.

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Will it be suffocation by ashes perhaps, or maybe having molten gold pour down your throat,

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as what might have happened to the Roman Emperor Valerian?

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It's hard to say which would be worse, but today we think we have a Persian punishment

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that was the most brutal of them all.

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While the ancient Persians did have strict laws pertaining to matters of justice, as

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we said, that at times didn't stop them from being tremendously brutal.

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We'll give you a few more examples.

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Boiled Xcrement?

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No, this is way worse than that.

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before we get to possibly the worst punishment of them all. Take, for example, the death

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of a Persian judge called Sysamnese. It's said that he was corrupt, and King Kambaisi

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He's it too, it come.

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There it is, the boat right here.

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This is the boat right here.

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This is the boat, look.

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Over.

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We know this because the story was recorded by the Greek biographer Plutarch in his essay,

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The Life of Artheserxes.

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Another Greek writer called Catecius told Plutarch of the fate of the man that accidentally

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killed Cyrus with that javelin.

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As you know, his name was Mithridates.

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It's understandable that some people were perhaps a bit miffed with Mithridates.

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Only the severest of punishments would do, and that's where scaphism comes in.

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This is how-

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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hands, feet, and head sticking out.

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So far, so good.

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He was floating and his head was protruding, he was getting rather hot.

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He was left there with the hot sun shining on his face.

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His body was baking hot inside the floating tomb.

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Then they force-fed Mithridate's milk and honey, and in good size portions too.

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They also covered his face with the stuff.

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Soon his honey-covered face was covered in flies that were feasting on him and the honey.

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He was then force-fed more and more until his belly was distended and he had produced

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quite the pile of excrement. At this point, as Plutarch said, creeping things and vermin spring

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out of the corruption and the rottenness of the excrement. These things entered Mithridates'

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bowels while his flesh was slowly being eaten too from the outside. This slow devouring by insects

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and vermin, it said, lasted 17 days. At that point, poor young Mithridates, with the bad javelin

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shout, was eaten alive. There was another description of this by a 12th century Byzantine

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chronicler called Jonas Xanaris. It's really the same story, but he embellished the tale somewhat.

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This is the conclusion word for word in translation. Flies, wasps and bees,

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attracted by the sweetness, settle on his face and all such parts of him as project outside the

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boats, and miserably torment and sting the wretched man. Moreover, his belly, distended as it is with

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milk and honey, throws off liquid excrements, and these putrifying breed swarms of worms,

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intestinal and of all sorts. Thus the victim lying in the boats his flesh rotting away in his own

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filth and devoured by worms dies a lingering and horrible death. But is that it? Just one case of

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subskiff

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Bro, how do you even think of something like that bro? That's something I would come up with

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Who wants to be a guinea pig? I

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Need to devise some crazy torture method

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like insane

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Like see how many rocks somebody can eat

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And how long they can live off of just straight rocks

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Just rocks and water

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You know what I mean

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You know what I'm saying

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What'd you say

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Who thought of this what type of psychopath had the time to think of this back then he

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probably got grabbed in a game of all guys because when you are absurdly angry you start

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devising the most insane torture method you can think of.

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Like dude dude I swear I bet somebody whoever made this up made him so mad that he just thought

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of the most heinous thing he could and he actually like did it.

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crazy like that that's that's crazy you know what I mean I bet somebody made this

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dude so mad he's like I can't believe I can't believe what he's doing I order I

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order you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna throw this dude in the boat and

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I'm gonna put another boat on top of him and I'm just his head this feet his

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arms sticking out and I'm gonna put them in the middle of a swamp and I'm gonna force feed them milk and honey

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Constantly in the hot blister and Sun until they just nature kills them slowly and then boom. He just did it

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You know what I mean

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All right, I

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Feel like the idea came naturally it's giving Chad doesn't that give like

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This dude was like I'm gonna do this and then did it

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What did bro do to deserve that I don't know but I have no idea I

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Have absolutely no idea

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No joke

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Ooh.

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Change.

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Worst punishments in human history?

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Wait a minute.

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Widow with the Five, thank you.

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Probably familiar with a lot of different punishments,

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from detention to jail time.

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You might have even heard about

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park-barric historical census,

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such as hangings, burnings and stonings.

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But as dreadful as they were,

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humans throughout history have come up with

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even more twisted and terrible

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Ways to punish a legend wrongdoers from burning bulls to bug buffing

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Everybody knows about the brazen bull bruh

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Chad y'all know about the brazen bull bruh

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Everybody know about the brazen bull

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These are some of the worst punishments in human history

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That's why you say what's not right with say some

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THE LANDER SACK

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Sacking of Rome

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Have you ever been in a cramped-

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This is the one I be threatening y'all with all the time, dude!

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I told y'all it was real!

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I told you!

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Human History

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Sacking of Rome

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Have you ever been in a cramped spot with someone you don't like?

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Maybe shared an elevator with that one annoying co-worker?

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Well, it could always be worse.

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That annoying co-worker could also be an angry, venomous snake.

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The ancient Roman poignacouillet, or punishment of the sack, involved placing the victim into a large canvas sack.

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At this point, a dog, cat, monkey, rooster, and snake would then also be tossed into the sack, before the sack itself was thrown into a river.

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The idea behind poignacouillet was that as the sack slowly filled with water, the frightened and aggressive animals inside would tear each other and the unfortunate victim stuck in the middle apart.

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The exact animals thrown into the sack varied from punishment to punishment.

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After all, why waste a perfectly good monkey when you could just use an extra rooster?

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This nasty punishment was most often meted out to those accused of parasite,

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which is the crime of slaying one of your parents.

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I'm not exactly s-

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Oh, imagine they're like, bro.

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You're like on trial, they're like, okay, we sent it to the sack.

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You're like, what? Oh, that don't sound too bad.

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The sack.

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Well, it could be worse.

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I guess they could have killed me.

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Like a day or two goes by, they wake you up one day, they lead you to a room, like,

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all right, get in.

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You're like, what's up with this big giant sack?

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They're like, just get in.

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They throw a snake, a monkey, a dog, and like a chicken in there.

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You're like, yo, what's going on?

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Then they just seal it shut.

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Now, all of a sudden you just hear the sack getting thrown into water.

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And you can't do nothing, bro.

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God, Lee.

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By slaying your parents would net you a timeout in the Danger Sack.

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Doesn't seem like an especially ironic or fitting punishment.

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Maybe it's funnier if you speak Latin.

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Either way, this barbaric punishment fell out of style in the 3rd century CE in Rome.

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Only to be reinstated by Emperor Justinian 200 years later, what remained in use for

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another 400 years.

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Definitely redefines the meaning of getting the sack.

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Scaping Reviews

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If you were told you were going to be experiencing the boats in ancient Persia, you might expect

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a pleasant trip lounging along the Kurama River, and his leading dates.

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In reality, you'd be in for one of the most disgusting experiences imaginable.

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Devised in the 5th century BCE, scaphism, also known as the boats, was a punishment

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that started off sweet.

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Literally, if it didn't fed a large amount of sweet honey and milk or cream, then things

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get considerably less comfortable after that. If the victim was lucky, they would be tied

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up inside a boat. If they weren't, they'd be placed inside a boat before another upturn

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boat was placed on top of them, so that their arms, legs, and head were sticking out.

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The boats were then pushed into a lake or swamp, and this is where things get nasty.

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The sickly mixture of milk and honey would eventually cause the victim to vomit or

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Or, hmmm, relieve their bowels.

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In addition to being gross and causing dehydration,

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the sugary contents of the victim's excretions

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would also attract insects incredibly quickly.

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Over the next few days, the victim would slowly starve

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while their body was consumed inside the boat by flies,

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maggots, and any other awful swamp creatures you can imagine.

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If you'd done something really bad,

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your boat would be pulled back ashore

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so you could be force-fed more milk and honey

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to drag out the process, seeing all that.

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I do think, though, this is only ever confirmed to one person.

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Here.

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Plutarch, a Greek essayist, recorded an instance where a Persian soldier killed a nobleman

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and survived 17 days of scaphism before succumbing to his punishment.

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How do you feel, yeah?

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Damn, and I thought an hour of detention after school was a cruel sentence.

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Rats.

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Oh, no.

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The round human history wherever people have gathered in large numbers, rats have followed.

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in our homes rent-free and eating our delicious trash. It's only fair we put them to work.

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In modern times rats are mostly employed as test subjects in scientific research.

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If we jump back a few hundred years, these pernicious pests were proliferators of pain.

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In the 17th century...

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Man, I don't know about these!

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Show me a torture method I don't know!

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...paced in a cage which would then...

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Why is this one so replayed?

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Like the yield equivalent of smart water.

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Since then it's been utilized all over the world from the American Civil War to Spanish

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Inquisitors in the 16th century, who also experimented with forced drinking and stuff.

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Essentially, you're cutting the man down in the moker.

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You are unlike-

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I don't want to go on no cruise!

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And so are we.

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Ugh.

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Well, at least they didn't have access to Sparkle-

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And some of me some I don't know!

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White light.

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Our next punishment is known as white torture.

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Or sometimes white terror.

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To understand White Terror however, we first need to understand solitary confinement.

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Solitary confinement is a form of punishment frequently used against prisoners today that involves placing them in a small cell devoid of human contact or activities.

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In the United States, solitary confinement is used to reprimand behavior as major starting fights, but also as minor as having extra rolls of toilet paper in your cell.

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Most solitary cells are just six by nine feet in size.

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This is just solitary confinement.

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Other than a standard car, keep in mind this imprisonment can last for days, weeks, or months.

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Resulting-

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There's something wrong with me, the fact that I know all these.

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There's something wrong with me.

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Tell y'all know about all these- Oh, I don't know! What is this?

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Severe feather warning.

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TARAN FEDER!

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Dude, I know all these, man!

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I'm not gonna invent some more!

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Like, what happened?

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An elephant never forgives.

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Man, this one ain't the elephant stamp on him, bro!

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You have to feel bad for elephants.

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All they really want to do is chill out by the watering hole with the buds.

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But because they're so big and weird-looking humans have used them for everything from

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Performances to weapons of war and even for executions the most infamous and well-known employment of

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Executioners comes from medieval India

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If you consider that an Asian elephant typically weighs around

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8800 pounds as much as nine grand pianos it doesn't take long to figure out how

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they could be used to end the life. Gungorau involved the victim placing

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their head on a wooden stake as an elephant was slowly marched towards

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them before squishing the life out of them with their enormous feet. Gungorau

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was non-employed conservatively and was the punishment of choice for

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everything from thievery to tax evasion. This is perhaps why it captured the imaginations

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of medieval travelers to India, though elephantine executions actually dated back to the classical

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era. What did you just say? I would have been screwed. You just cooked yourself. How long

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you been evading them things for? How much you owe in back taxes?

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They were employed in ancient Rome, Carthage, and Macedon. And one instance after the death

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of Alexander the Great, Macedonian regent, Pardissus, and while the straightforward smooching

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was devastatingly effective, there have been other, more creative forms of hacky-daring

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How many of you guys are

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avoiding taxes in here?

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Oh, y'all are cooked.

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That's what an IRS just get the

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thousand bits that y'all are all

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Yeah, G.G. Yeah. Yeah, G.G. Y'all didn't know I y'all didn't know I had y'all didn't know that did you?

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In case you could only one serial for the rest of your life, what would it be?

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Fruity Pebbles not gonna lie not gonna lie Fruity Pebbles I'm gonna keep this

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tag with you one cereal for the rest of my life like for the rest of my life

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every time I eat cereal it has to be one flavor I would probably go Fruity Pebbles

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for real. No joke. It's between two. It's between fruity pebbles and

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cinnamon toast crunch. Not gonna lie. It's it's close, though.

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Well, man, I already know all these man. Brazen bull.

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I'm a sucker for a would you rather wait maybe those are the hidden gems maybe the one with 800 views is a hidden gem

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maybe that's the play. Hey,

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can I tell you a shout out to my cat, Cricket. He watches

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strings with me every night and on nights you don't

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string me the alice and I put one of your YouTube videos

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on. He's one of your big stars. Yo, shout out to Cricket,

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man. W. Cricket.

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Welcome back to quiz time.

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Yeah, this whole thing that I generated.

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Whole thing that you have man, ooh.

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Ooh.

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Ooh.

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Ooh, pick one, kick one, did I do that?

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I don't think I did that.

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Can I do the pick one, kick one?

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Welcome to Brainiest.

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Kick one, kick one, junk food edition.

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Before we start, don't forget to subscribe for more exciting quizzes.

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Let's get started.

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Kick one, kick one, cheese balls or fried chicken.

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Are you dead serious up in here?

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obviously kicking out the cheese balls buddy what that's not even like what

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they don't get it wrong you know what I'm gonna be on here like probably do my

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own voices hey you what you gonna get fudge brownie or cookie dough

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but i do my own voice over

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what do you like on your goodbye newtella you suck

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Oast, peanut butter, or Nutella.

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Fried noodles, or fried rice.

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Goodbye, fried rice. Now, do like me some fried rice, but there's the amicomole.

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Goodbye. Forever.

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Also, I don't understand why tomatoes have to wiggle their way into every aspect of life.

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Like why are you just a couple tomatoes here?

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Like why?

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Ehh.

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Oh, they turned.

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Kick one, kick one.

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Barbecue ribs for steak.

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Now if you go ribs with no, uh, barbecue sauce,

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I'd go ribs with no barbecue sauce, but I can't do barbecue because it mess my ass and reflux up

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but then again

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Just go steak man

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Actually, no I'd suffer I'd go I'd go ribs

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Butter popcorn or caramel popcorn there's no other there's nothing else to say bud get out of here

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Which chips do you like more? Pringles or Lay's?

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Chip for chip, your chip for chip, its Pringles man, straight up.

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pound for pound, ship for chip. It's Prangles, dude.

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Kick one, kick one. Hot Cheetos or Hot Takis?

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No, just say Hot Cheetos or Takis. What is a Hot Takis?

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It's just a Taki!

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Anyway, I would go Taki here.

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I don't care. I don't care.

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Which one do you pick?

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Grilled cheese sandwich. I'm sorry. I don't care.

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Grilled cheese sandwich is literally one of the best things

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I've ever been. I do not care, bro.

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Mac and cheese is also one of the best things ever,

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but a grilled cheese sandwich, a good grilled cheese is actually

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one of the best things on the planet Earth. I'm so sorry.

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Straight. There is like a handful of things on the plant

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that you could put beside a grilled cheese and that would

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actually win. I do not care.

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cheese is absolutely go to. Don't get me wrong, but flavor for flavor grilled cheese sandwiches

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legitimately on top 10 podium in the entire world.

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I'm straight up.

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Cheese sandwich for mac and cheese.

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Your mommy with the five balls.

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Buffalo wing or lemon pepper wing.

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Buffalo wing, that's not even close.

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I

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Chips a holy or only oh not even close go

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Like not even close

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L'Oreal telescope

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Where definition is right there that made this switch already. This is

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Oh, me none!

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Meet the most insightful way to never scoop again.

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Litter Robot 5 Pro, the next generation robot.

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The new Waste ID system detects the type of bathroom visit.

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Number one, leaves time to clump.

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And number two, cycles quickly for in-

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Yo, mom, order us the new version.

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They done came out with a new one.

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Yo, mom!

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They done came out with a new one.

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Let's upgrade!

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I had this same exact thing here and my mom has one of her house food.

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Then I came out with a new one.

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This is the first time I had as ever worked.

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No joke.

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Sin folder management.

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Built-in camera.

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New one.

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Down as a camera.

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Which clean food do you like more?

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Pizza or pasta?

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Italian pasta or pizza?

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I'm still gonna go pasta now.

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I'm getting rid of the sandwich, I'm sorry.

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Crunchy peanut butter.

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Crunchy all day.

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It's not even close.

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Smooth peanut butter.

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Dude.

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Like I cannot describe how not close it actually is.

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I ask you, it's unbelievable.

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How it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

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it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

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it's crazy.

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How much better crunchy peanut butter is

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than smooth peanut butter?

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It's legitimately like one of the craziest things ever.

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I would never, if like there was ever an option, I would never get smooth peanut butter again.

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As long as crunch is there, never again, it's too good, it's too much better, it clears.

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Which one do you prefer, taco or burrito?

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Burrito, not gonna lie, but I like tacos, but I'm a go burrito.

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Why did you just tomato steak?

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I caught it half tomato!

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Fudge brownie or cake brownie?

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I'll do what is the difference.

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Cake I guess.

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If you're talking specifically those fries, I would rather eat like almost anything rather

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than those.

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Those look disgusting.

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But generally speaking, I love hash browns.

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I got to go fries.

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Like, did you go to Google and look up worst picture of fries and just put it in here?

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What?

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Which dessert do you want to eat chocolate cake or cheesecake cheese cake?

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McDonald's hash brown author you said they suck for a second you said they smack I was about to say yeah

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That's one of the only consistent items at McDonald's is the hash brown

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Why is there just tomatoes dude? I'm about to tweak why is the tomatoes

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What's up, you fools?

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Waffles or pancakes?

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Hey, hey, stop answering this question a million times.

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Popcorn chicken or chicken nuggets?

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Chicken nuggets.

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What would you eat for lunch? Roasted turkey or roasted chicken?

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Roasted turkey.

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Even though it's dry, I don't know. I don't man, chicken be weird me out, bro.

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Donuts or macarons?

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Donuts.

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Kick one, kick one. Cupcake or muffin?

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I'm going cupcake.

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How do you like your coffee espresso or latte?

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I don't know.

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Latte looks like it'd be better even though I think these are AI generated images.

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chips or chicken sticks what what is that our chicken stick anyway I'd go

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fish and chips here. It's goaded combo. Goaded.

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Vanilla ice cream. Vanilla!

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Chocolate ice cream.

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One kick one margarita or pepperoni

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Pepperoni

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Your favorite side dish French fries or wedges

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You got the most disgusting looking tater wedges you could find

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I'm gonna go fries though

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But dude, that's good if you get a good if you all

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If you get some good tater wedges man, they're all good dude. They're all

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Doritos or Cheetos?

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Cheetos!

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Bro, shut up, man!

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I'm going Cheetos, though.

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The new Panera mix and match menu.

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Man, I don't buy it at all!

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Just 4.99 each.

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Man, buy it on in greens?

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So, I used to have your job.

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Which drink do you pick? Pepsi or Coca-Cola?

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Pepsi!

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Just use Brave Browser, bro. How much they pay you to say that?

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Just use, I'ma put my butt cheeks on your forehead while you're sleeping, browser idiot.

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Don't come in here with your advertisements. I'ma use what I want to use.

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I like that I like having ads pick one kick one sausage or Cheetos goodbye Cheetos

54:16.600 --> 54:18.600
Lasagna or spaghetti

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What kind of choice is this?

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Garlic bread!

54:30.600 --> 54:35.600
Nachos or Tater tots?

54:35.600 --> 54:39.600
Tater tots, I'm not gonna lie.

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I like it some Tater tots.

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I like it some tater tots.

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Mozzarella sticks for onion rings.

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Mozzarella sticks.

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Kick one, kick one.

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Fish sticks for chicken nuggets.

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I prefer fish sticks.

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What do you prefer to eat for breakfast, croissant, or pancakes?

55:23.200 --> 55:25.200
Who do you pass the ball to?

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Kindred Perkins or LeBron James?

55:27.200 --> 55:29.200
Like dog, pancakes!

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What you study than I do?

55:44.600 --> 55:49.600
You get a good uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

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jalapeno poppers. If you get some good ones,

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Sonny got some good ones. You know who got,

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you know who got the best jalapeno poppers?

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Burger King met dude.

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Dude, dude, the Burger King jalapeno poppers.

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poppers man. I'm in the drop to a Burger King. Good thing.

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Good.

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Sushi or lobster? Seeing as I've never had lobster and I do

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like me some sushi, at least the sushi I get from like the

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grocery store and the little package. Not that real sushi

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before to like from like a place I love sushi sushi's great and here's the

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thing about sushi if you've had sushi and you didn't like it don't give up

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sushi isn't acquired paste I had sushi in the first two times I absolutely hated

56:59.560 --> 57:04.360
it and then one day I woke up I'm like wait why do I want some more sushi again

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wow I went got some and now dude sushi's like on our broccoli one of my favorite

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Susie is great. It's awesome even.

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Thank you for the pie.

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Kit one, Kit one. Putty or truffle?

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Truffle?

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Hot dog or cheeseburger?

57:37.440 --> 57:38.440
Hot dog!

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Wow random plug out of nowhere never had either of them

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Which one do you pick?

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Kid-

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OH!

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CHURROS or PAN CAKES!

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PAN CAKE!

58:19.360 --> 58:33.320
Hit one, kick one, twix or Snickers.

58:33.320 --> 58:53.800
Hey AT&T just gave me their best deal on the new Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra.

58:53.800 --> 58:54.800
I'm telling everyone.

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I don't know.

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Man.

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McDonald's or Wendy's.

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Like the video if you made it till here.

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WENDY'S

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WENDY'S

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Ironically.

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WENDY'S

59:10.800 --> 59:12.800
Ironically.

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WENDY'S

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Ironically.

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Which candy do you choose?

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Sour Patch Kids.

59:20.800 --> 59:22.800
Again, again, again.

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it's it's it's our patch kids.

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Burger King or Taco Bell?

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Let me compile all the memories.

59:53.800 --> 59:55.800
Oh, it's absolutely Taco Bell.

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Never mind, what are you talking about?

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It's hard to beat Taco Bell.

59:58.800 --> 01:00:01.800
Taco Bell has the best fast food item ever invented,

01:00:01.800 --> 01:00:04.800
so it's not really like it's hard to beat Taco Bell.

01:00:04.800 --> 01:00:07.800
Now they don't have it anymore, and they haven't had it for years.

01:00:07.800 --> 01:00:09.800
Almost going on 10 years now.

01:00:09.800 --> 01:00:12.800
It's been almost 10 years without him.

01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:14.800
He's been gone 10 years now.

01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:16.800
We still think about you.

01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:19.800
Uh, top of the hill.

01:00:19.800 --> 01:00:26.800
MUSIC

01:00:26.800 --> 01:00:29.800
Kick one, kick one, Gatorade or Prime?

01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:32.800
Yo, why we, I've never had Prime and Gatorade's mid.

01:00:32.800 --> 01:00:38.800
I, I, no, I don't like Gatorade's mid and I've never had Prime.

01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:41.800
So, there's like one flavor of Gatorade I like though.

01:00:41.800 --> 01:00:42.800
I'll go Gatorade, I guess.

01:00:42.800 --> 01:00:43.640
Yeah.

01:00:49.640 --> 01:00:52.900
Nutella lava cookies or Reese's cookies?

01:00:52.900 --> 01:00:54.240
Reese's cookies.

01:00:54.240 --> 01:00:55.560
Reese's cookies.

01:00:55.560 --> 01:00:57.200
You hear the way this goober said that, listen.

01:00:57.200 --> 01:00:59.760
Alava cookies or Reese's cookies?

01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:00.600
My pearl.

01:01:09.200 --> 01:01:10.560
Which one do you pick?

01:01:10.560 --> 01:01:12.520
Carrot cake or cinnamon roll?

01:01:12.520 --> 01:01:13.520
Get in the row.

01:01:21.520 --> 01:01:23.520
Corn dog or hot dog?

01:01:25.520 --> 01:01:26.520
Dude.

01:01:28.520 --> 01:01:30.520
Corn dog or hot dog?

01:01:30.520 --> 01:01:32.520
What are you saying?

01:01:37.520 --> 01:01:39.520
I like corn dog.

01:01:39.520 --> 01:01:50.520
I guess there's a hot dog somewhere in here, but generally speaking I would go hot dog

01:01:50.520 --> 01:02:02.200
over going dog.

01:02:02.200 --> 01:02:07.200
Waffle Ice Cream Cone or Waffle Ice Cream Sandwich?

01:02:07.200 --> 01:02:10.920
Buddy, are you running out of ideas?

01:02:10.920 --> 01:02:14.640
Ice Cream Cone.

01:02:14.640 --> 01:02:16.360
Which pie do you want to eat?

01:02:16.360 --> 01:02:18.200
The con pie or apple pie?

01:02:18.200 --> 01:02:19.200
The con pie.

01:02:19.200 --> 01:02:41.880
I've never had a lobster roll, but I will go lobster roll.

01:02:41.880 --> 01:02:43.880
potato or beat the

01:02:55.200 --> 01:02:57.200
Thanks for watching shut up

01:03:01.680 --> 01:03:03.680
You already know what time it is

01:03:08.400 --> 01:03:10.400
How many days we are

01:03:11.880 --> 01:03:18.880
How many days we on with a dub?

01:03:23.880 --> 01:03:29.880
We own six days with a dub.

01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:31.880
Those were the worst food photos.

01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:33.880
I think that entire video was AI.

01:03:33.880 --> 01:03:35.880
I'm not gonna lie.

01:03:35.880 --> 01:03:40.880
I think that whole video was just straight up AI.

01:03:40.880 --> 01:03:42.880
like

01:03:43.160 --> 01:03:45.160
It had to be

01:03:47.600 --> 01:03:49.600
Bro was like

01:03:51.640 --> 01:03:55.720
He was like, you know what I mean, hey bro, what you talking about?

01:03:58.640 --> 01:04:00.640
Yo

01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:05.000
Yo small cheese rat with the 5,000 bits

01:04:05.000 --> 01:04:10.600
kids. You're wrong with the five. In case I'm currently in the military, just got selected

01:04:10.600 --> 01:04:14.640
for the super competitive school at this school, you get a call sign near the end of

01:04:14.640 --> 01:04:19.760
it. I've been pondering about things that make that make me me and realize there's two

01:04:19.760 --> 01:04:28.000
things I live for. She's in case. Oh, and you said you spelled case. Oh, C A S E L H.

01:04:28.000 --> 01:04:31.340
This is not a page at it.

01:04:31.340 --> 01:04:36.320
Could you give me had he pronounced had he?

01:04:36.320 --> 01:04:37.480
I had that right the first time.

01:04:37.480 --> 01:04:39.080
Thank you.

01:04:39.080 --> 01:04:41.720
A short video to try to convince the school

01:04:41.720 --> 01:04:44.600
I should have the call sign case.

01:04:44.600 --> 01:04:48.080
My plan dress up like you and chug a bowl of case

01:04:48.080 --> 01:04:50.040
so with your video playing in the back.

01:04:50.040 --> 01:04:50.520
Thanks.

01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:54.760
I absolutely can do that.

01:04:54.760 --> 01:04:56.400
Yo, look here, y'all.

01:04:57.900 --> 01:05:00.060
Need y'all to list to me real quick.

01:05:00.060 --> 01:05:01.860
I got a friend named Hattie,

01:05:02.740 --> 01:05:05.860
and they're gonna need that case old call sign.

01:05:05.860 --> 01:05:06.780
You hear me?

01:05:06.780 --> 01:05:08.900
Willing to go the extra mile for it.

01:05:08.900 --> 01:05:10.820
So what I need y'all to do

01:05:10.820 --> 01:05:13.320
is I need y'all to make this happen up in here.

01:05:14.620 --> 01:05:17.020
Okay, y'all gonna have to make this happen?

01:05:17.020 --> 01:05:19.540
Or if not, there's gonna be issues, okay?

01:05:19.540 --> 01:05:21.100
So, so go ahead and.

01:05:22.700 --> 01:05:24.100
You better make it happen.

01:05:24.760 --> 01:05:38.600
point. That wasn't too rude was it? Was that too rude? Was that a little rude? Was that bad?

01:05:38.600 --> 01:05:48.600
Case why you so sassy today asking for my sister? This is actually the least sassy I've been in a

01:05:48.600 --> 01:05:52.920
minute. You should be thankful. You should be thankful.

01:05:56.320 --> 01:06:00.520
Yo, buddy, you should have seen me. I don't know any other day. I'm

01:06:00.520 --> 01:06:05.320
having a good day. You know, you're lucky. I'm tired.

01:06:07.120 --> 01:06:13.440
Or it could be a whole lot worse. By the way, I don't know who

01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:16.520
your sister is, but you better. Hey, I don't know what's going

01:06:16.520 --> 01:06:24.920
but she needs to uh mind her business that's what she needs to do okay you tell your sister

01:06:24.920 --> 01:06:33.160
she needs to mind her business tell them about why you so sassy asking for my sister why why

01:06:33.160 --> 01:06:47.080
she's so sassy then takes one to no one buddy okay takes one to no one bad the

01:06:47.080 --> 01:06:57.640
guy that just in place of liminal yo thousand bits from uh I'm not reading

01:06:57.640 --> 01:07:01.600
that name hey case I'm graduating in May because I discovered you in August

01:07:01.600 --> 01:07:05.640
2024 only couple weeks before I started my junior one that sends you an announcement to share this moment with you

01:07:05.680 --> 01:07:11.120
You know if your PO box will open anytime soon. Oh, no, I gotta do fast for God's family last week

01:07:11.120 --> 01:07:14.680
I gotta do family this week. I got y'all this week. I forgot

01:07:15.640 --> 01:07:19.000
I'm gonna do I forgot rock. I'm gonna do this week. I forgot last week man

01:07:19.520 --> 01:07:23.080
But it will be after I catch up and I'm close to catching up

01:07:31.600 --> 01:07:36.280
uh, You'll have your birthday, Kendall.

01:07:39.160 --> 01:07:41.220
You're banned by the way, Kendall, happy birthday.

01:07:41.220 --> 01:07:43.500
I didn't, I didn't want to ban you, but somebody told me to say that you're

01:07:43.500 --> 01:07:45.080
banned Kendall, but happy birthday.

01:07:46.080 --> 01:07:47.540
Appreciate you seeing it lock in.

01:07:48.000 --> 01:07:50.800
Chad, we are six days deep.

01:07:51.400 --> 01:07:53.800
What a dub.

01:07:55.240 --> 01:07:59.500
And fall guys, just streak is back.

01:08:01.600 --> 01:08:15.040
the streak that's my last breath man gg oh man i gotta get off these substances

01:08:18.160 --> 01:08:24.560
i'm out of them bro they're gone bro i got two empty cans you hear that a thing empty listen

01:08:24.560 --> 01:08:28.000
Listen, you hear it?

01:08:28.000 --> 01:08:31.160
Listen, you hear it?

01:08:31.160 --> 01:08:32.000
Listen again.

01:08:33.080 --> 01:08:34.960
Dang, empty.

01:08:34.960 --> 01:08:36.320
Look, I got another one right here.

01:08:36.320 --> 01:08:37.640
Listen, it's empty too.

01:08:40.240 --> 01:08:41.080
Man.

01:08:45.560 --> 01:08:47.400
This should do the general all.

01:08:50.360 --> 01:08:51.200
Yup.

01:08:54.560 --> 01:09:10.560
I work in a rehab. I got you brah. I'm joking. Shooter general on. Check the score. Some new

01:09:10.560 --> 01:09:11.400
Now what?

01:09:16.020 --> 01:09:16.860
No.

01:09:23.400 --> 01:09:24.240
No.

01:09:28.940 --> 01:09:29.780
No.

01:09:32.660 --> 01:09:33.500
Ooh.

01:09:35.440 --> 01:09:36.260
Ooh.

01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:39.900
Ooh, I'm buying it.

01:09:40.560 --> 01:09:49.880
That's clean I'm about to put that home matter of fact

01:09:49.880 --> 01:09:55.040
Chess I put that on

01:09:55.040 --> 01:10:06.200
Huh Bro where is it dude did they scam me

01:10:06.200 --> 01:10:27.400
What a bottom bottom to a match is right here.

01:10:27.400 --> 01:10:29.400
Okay

01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:36.960
Yeah

01:10:48.160 --> 01:10:51.080
Please that's hard

01:10:51.080 --> 01:11:13.080
Oh man, it's cold. I need some more. Oh man, it's cold. I like that cold water right there.

01:11:13.080 --> 01:11:14.600
I call water, coosily.

01:11:16.300 --> 01:11:19.720
I like me some cold water.

01:11:21.220 --> 01:11:22.500
Oh Lord, am I late?

01:11:24.200 --> 01:11:25.660
Am I late?

01:11:25.660 --> 01:11:26.540
Am I out of breath?

01:11:28.580 --> 01:11:29.580
Why am I out of breath?

01:11:29.580 --> 01:11:30.420
Help!

01:11:31.740 --> 01:11:32.580
Help me!

01:11:34.700 --> 01:11:37.340
Yo, death via kitten with the five.

01:11:37.340 --> 01:11:39.540
That's a crazy way to go out.

01:11:39.540 --> 01:11:40.700
Die to a kitten.

01:11:43.080 --> 01:11:52.720
best wild my manager doesn't drink water only coffee will you tell your

01:11:52.720 --> 01:11:58.360
manager that they need to drink some water

01:11:58.360 --> 01:12:12.000
You tell about almost passed out you tell about they only drink water ever

01:12:28.360 --> 01:12:33.360
Never ever ever!

01:12:37.360 --> 01:12:41.360
Get back together, wee!

01:12:45.360 --> 01:12:48.360
Wee!

01:12:52.360 --> 01:12:55.360
Ha ha ha!

01:12:55.360 --> 01:13:05.360
I'm going Super Saiyan!

01:13:05.360 --> 01:13:15.360
They're away from me!

01:13:15.360 --> 01:13:17.360
I

01:13:32.800 --> 01:13:34.800
Would you

01:13:45.360 --> 01:13:52.360
I'm watching you while in the car.

01:13:52.360 --> 01:14:11.640
Hey, I tell you what I used to listen to on the way to work every morning.

01:14:11.640 --> 01:14:16.840
Throwing a mr. Ball in video and I would listen to it on the way to work every morning dude. I swear I would

01:14:18.900 --> 01:14:20.900
That got me through

01:14:20.900 --> 01:14:41.160
What happened?

01:14:41.160 --> 01:14:42.160
Very good!

01:14:42.160 --> 01:14:49.340
See I gotta quit doing too much.

01:14:49.340 --> 01:14:51.660
I got, you know, I should just stick to the basics right there.

01:14:51.660 --> 01:14:52.500
That was stupid.

01:14:52.500 --> 01:14:53.500
I should have done that.

01:15:05.660 --> 01:15:06.500
I should have done that.

01:15:06.500 --> 01:15:08.220
I should have just stuck to the basics right there.

01:15:08.220 --> 01:15:09.060
That's my bad.

01:15:10.340 --> 01:15:12.540
Man, what I do, what I do that.

01:15:14.500 --> 01:15:15.340
What happened?

01:15:16.140 --> 01:15:22.400
Brought I did that not too long ago too, didn't it? I did that a little bit ago

01:15:24.140 --> 01:15:26.340
Man see I should man

01:15:27.860 --> 01:15:31.620
Yo, happy birthday Wiley chattel. Why the happy birthday happy birthday Wiley

01:15:34.260 --> 01:15:36.260
Yeah, that's that's on me

01:15:36.260 --> 01:15:45.040
That's my fault. Matter of fact, no, I ain't taking the blame for that. We're taking the

01:15:45.040 --> 01:15:51.040
blame for that. Us.

01:16:01.540 --> 01:16:03.040
GG.

01:16:06.040 --> 01:16:08.040
GG.

01:16:08.040 --> 01:16:10.040
I

01:16:14.880 --> 01:16:16.880
You shot clean that one

01:16:38.040 --> 01:16:40.040
Give me the footage.

01:16:47.040 --> 01:16:48.040
Give me the footage.

01:16:49.040 --> 01:16:51.040
So I can know who to give the boat.

01:16:53.040 --> 01:16:54.040
Give me the footage.

01:16:56.040 --> 01:16:57.040
Give me the footage right now.

01:17:02.040 --> 01:17:03.040
Give me the footage right here.

01:17:08.040 --> 01:17:32.360
If I ever see the skin again, whoever's using this skin, you better hope.

01:17:32.360 --> 01:17:37.360
You just better hope that, oh dude, you better hope I never see you again.

01:17:37.360 --> 01:17:48.520
Oh, buddy, you better hope I never see you, but you better be hoping oh man you better

01:17:48.520 --> 01:17:59.040
be hoping.

01:17:59.040 --> 01:18:00.040
I'm so sorry.

01:18:00.040 --> 01:18:06.840
Oh, was it you snowball underscore midnight?

01:18:06.840 --> 01:18:21.080
you're just apologizing in general and if so I appreciate that chat we're six

01:18:21.080 --> 01:18:29.320
days in a row with a dog dude okay look here the streak is not just gonna end

01:18:29.320 --> 01:18:35.400
here you know what I'm saying it's not just gonna end

01:18:36.840 --> 01:18:38.840
I

01:19:06.840 --> 01:19:18.840
Well, they don't do it.

01:19:18.840 --> 01:19:35.000
Dude, I'm too crazy with it, man.

01:19:35.000 --> 01:19:37.320
I'm too crazy with it, dude.

01:19:45.160 --> 01:19:46.840
Well, that'll do it.

01:19:46.840 --> 01:19:48.840
No, never.

01:19:51.800 --> 01:19:52.640
Never.

01:19:54.600 --> 01:19:55.440
And we,

01:19:56.960 --> 01:19:58.280
never, ever, ever

01:19:58.280 --> 01:20:05.280
get back together.

01:20:10.280 --> 01:20:17.280
I made that too.

01:20:17.280 --> 01:20:18.280
That's all, man.

01:20:28.280 --> 01:20:29.280
Clean!

01:20:41.280 --> 01:20:45.280
Not too fond of Taylor Swift, but that's all still hard.

01:20:47.280 --> 01:21:01.080
That's not hard. Or at least the chorus is.

01:21:01.080 --> 01:21:12.160
She ruined the cheese. Stop what?

01:21:12.160 --> 01:21:14.160
What does that even mean?

01:21:23.160 --> 01:21:25.160
Yo, visual at the bottom.

01:21:26.160 --> 01:21:28.160
Style is her best song? No.

01:21:29.160 --> 01:21:31.160
I forgot what the name of it was.

01:21:32.160 --> 01:21:35.160
She got one song hard for real.

01:21:35.160 --> 01:21:37.160
I was telling y'all about it. What is it?

01:21:42.160 --> 01:21:57.160
Now I was telling y'all about it!

01:21:57.160 --> 01:22:00.160
Yeah, wildest dreams!

01:22:00.160 --> 01:22:06.160
Man, that's so hard!

01:22:06.160 --> 01:22:08.160
Oh

01:22:24.020 --> 01:22:26.020
Yeah, dude

01:22:36.160 --> 01:23:00.020
Do you like Elvis?

01:23:00.020 --> 01:23:10.420
I want a big Elvis guy not gonna lie. Not a big Elvis guy. There's a lot of people that are super

01:23:10.420 --> 01:23:23.140
duper Elvis fans though. Elton John. Oh yeah, I like me some Elton John. Oh yeah.

01:23:23.140 --> 01:23:23.980
Yeah.

01:23:25.660 --> 01:23:27.940
Yo, Nishi with the 10, thank you.

01:23:32.180 --> 01:23:34.980
I packed my bags last night.

01:23:39.180 --> 01:23:41.500
Zero wire.

01:23:41.500 --> 01:23:42.340
What do you say?

01:23:42.340 --> 01:23:43.980
Five a.m.

01:23:46.660 --> 01:23:49.260
I forgot to rest of the song, I saw it hard though.

01:23:53.140 --> 01:23:56.140
What's that song?

01:23:56.140 --> 01:24:01.140
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.

01:24:01.140 --> 01:24:05.140
Uh, uh, uh, there's something.

01:24:05.140 --> 01:24:08.140
Man.

01:24:08.140 --> 01:24:11.140
Yeah, Rocket Man!

01:24:11.140 --> 01:24:17.140
Man, that song!

01:24:17.140 --> 01:24:33.360
You know what the better man song is though piano man. I like piano man a little bit better than rocket man

01:24:33.880 --> 01:24:35.880
They both do it though

01:24:35.880 --> 01:24:48.880
No, Ocean Man! Yeah, you right, Ocean Man! Yeah!

01:24:48.880 --> 01:24:56.880
I'm crazy wet!

01:24:56.880 --> 01:25:04.880
Oh! Oh yeah, we're there all day, dude!

01:25:04.880 --> 01:25:06.880
Plank!

01:25:11.880 --> 01:25:13.880
Plank!

01:25:17.880 --> 01:25:19.880
Do this song hard!

01:25:22.880 --> 01:25:24.880
I like this song!

01:25:34.880 --> 01:25:43.220
I like this song, they all chiefs, why are you talking about the chiefs, we've been

01:25:43.220 --> 01:25:48.180
talking about that, you don't like the chiefs either they're annoying, you can't have too

01:25:48.180 --> 01:26:01.580
much success then you start getting annoying, and now I hate you, Wendy C.O. with the five,

01:26:01.580 --> 01:26:03.780
Oh, you've been to the past 10 Super Bowls?

01:26:03.780 --> 01:26:04.780
I'm tired of seeing it.

01:26:04.780 --> 01:26:06.780
I

01:26:22.060 --> 01:26:24.300
What's your favorite Michael Jackson song

01:26:24.300 --> 01:26:44.300
I forgot the name of it, it's not one of the more popular ones, I forgot the name of it.

01:26:44.300 --> 01:27:04.620
Yo, Nisi with the 25 gift and W Nisi with the 25 gift and thank you W Nisi.

01:27:04.620 --> 01:27:08.780
Man Michael Jackson might have the most motion of all time, bruh.

01:27:08.780 --> 01:27:10.860
No, not even Mike.

01:27:10.860 --> 01:27:13.260
I think he does got the most motion of all time.

01:27:16.460 --> 01:27:17.460
I like actually.

01:27:20.860 --> 01:27:21.860
Well got most.

01:27:27.360 --> 01:27:29.360
I gotta stop looking at the chat.

01:27:34.360 --> 01:27:35.360
Oh my God.

01:27:40.860 --> 01:27:54.560
the streak is not in danger do not fret do not fret that's all like my fourth game

01:27:54.560 --> 01:28:06.520
bro don't fret I gotta quit doing that bro what am I doing man it's the skin

01:28:06.520 --> 01:28:09.320
No, that's actually my fault completely. I was looking at the chat

01:28:11.160 --> 01:28:14.320
That they have none to do with the skin that was me

01:28:22.240 --> 01:28:24.240
Y'all me lock in for real

01:28:30.360 --> 01:28:32.360
Y'all me lock in for real

01:28:33.300 --> 01:28:39.040
Play like you're not live streaming. Oh, buddy, you would not like that. You know that would be

01:28:57.740 --> 01:28:59.740
That's all that would be

01:28:59.740 --> 01:29:06.460
current world record contender for this map right here though

01:29:06.460 --> 01:29:18.980
Well, not no more.

01:29:18.980 --> 01:29:23.820
Oh, double not no more.

01:29:23.820 --> 01:29:30.060
Oh, triple not no more.

01:29:30.060 --> 01:29:33.060
Oh, okay.

01:30:33.060 --> 01:30:35.060
I

01:31:33.060 --> 01:31:40.060
You've done the, you've done the way in the demon.

01:31:51.060 --> 01:31:58.060
You've done, you've done, done it now!

01:32:03.060 --> 01:32:30.500
This town ain't big enough for the two of us!

01:32:30.500 --> 01:32:54.860
Oh, so this is the worst game I've ever played in my life?

01:32:54.860 --> 01:32:56.740
Why didn't it send me?

01:32:56.740 --> 01:32:58.740
Why not?

01:32:58.740 --> 01:33:01.500
How many times in my life have I made that exact play

01:33:01.500 --> 01:33:03.780
and it just decided, huh, you know what, no,

01:33:03.780 --> 01:33:05.140
I'm not gonna do it this time.

01:33:05.140 --> 01:33:05.980
Why not?

01:33:05.980 --> 01:33:07.740
I was there.

01:33:07.740 --> 01:33:08.700
I got one more in me, bro.

01:33:08.700 --> 01:33:11.580
This game started to make me a little angry.

01:33:11.580 --> 01:33:12.580
Because what is that?

01:33:13.660 --> 01:33:14.620
The streak's broken?

01:33:14.620 --> 01:33:16.340
No, it's not, because watch this.

01:33:16.340 --> 01:33:29.580
Okay, your brain is the size of a wall.

01:33:29.580 --> 01:33:32.860
You realize that's the opposite of an insult, right?

01:33:32.860 --> 01:33:37.380
Like that would make you unbelievably smart.

01:33:37.380 --> 01:33:38.660
You'll call with the five.

01:33:38.660 --> 01:33:40.820
Thank you.

01:33:40.820 --> 01:33:42.820
the size of a wall dog.

01:33:52.580 --> 01:33:54.420
Y'all want me to win for real right here?

01:33:56.920 --> 01:33:59.420
They meant wall nut, no, they said wall with two Ls.

01:34:02.180 --> 01:34:04.660
Vinsful with the five, thank you.

01:34:04.660 --> 01:34:07.040
Cole with another, with another 10, thank you.

01:34:07.040 --> 01:34:12.040
Alright, I guess I'll go ahead and win right here, bro.

01:34:12.040 --> 01:34:18.040
Check. I guess I'll go ahead and win since y'all just want me to so bad.

01:34:18.040 --> 01:34:23.040
Okay. Since y'all just want me to so bad.

01:34:23.040 --> 01:34:42.720
for the first time I voted no I was just waiting on that now watch this

01:34:42.720 --> 01:34:48.840
huh that's all I was waiting on

01:34:53.040 --> 01:35:00.040
I am in this move.

01:35:00.040 --> 01:35:07.040
I'm crazy!

01:35:07.040 --> 01:35:14.040
I'm crazy!

01:35:14.040 --> 01:35:40.040
I'm going to go ahead and do it.

01:35:40.040 --> 01:35:50.040
I'm gonna go ahead and win.

01:35:50.040 --> 01:35:54.440
Let's go.

01:35:54.440 --> 01:35:56.440
Oh yeah, I got this one too.

01:35:56.440 --> 01:36:06.440
Don't worry about it.

01:36:06.440 --> 01:36:14.120
can you wish luck for Robertson dorm? We're going through dorm wars right now and I'm making a special

01:36:14.120 --> 01:36:22.600
video. I don't know what that means, but good luck Robertson dorm and y'all's war. I don't know what that

01:36:22.600 --> 01:36:30.440
means, but good luck. A dorm war!

01:36:36.440 --> 01:36:43.440
Yeah, y'all got a talent, bro?

01:36:43.440 --> 01:36:52.440
I'm here.

01:36:52.440 --> 01:37:02.440
I almost died.

01:37:32.440 --> 01:37:45.960
I just got grabbed. Yeah, I'm done. I just got grabbed. That's why I died, by the way.

01:37:45.960 --> 01:37:52.800
And if you want proof, I'll show you. If you want proof, I'll show you so you're not saying

01:37:52.800 --> 01:37:57.680
I'm capping. I would never die like that right there. Never.

01:37:57.680 --> 01:38:07.680
Look I'll show you just in case y'all want to say oh bro fell off watch this

01:38:10.360 --> 01:38:17.040
look you ready look

01:38:17.040 --> 01:38:29.040
Did you see it?

01:38:29.040 --> 01:38:35.580
This absolute filthy pig with no family or loved ones or anyone that cares about it grabbed

01:38:35.580 --> 01:38:39.500
me right there and you could even hear the noise.

01:38:39.500 --> 01:38:40.780
Listen to the little pot noise.

01:38:40.780 --> 01:38:41.780
You can hear it.

01:38:41.780 --> 01:38:42.780
Listen.

01:38:42.780 --> 01:38:52.040
Did you see how oh yeah by the way fall guys why can you be mid-air jump and be

01:38:52.040 --> 01:39:00.940
immediately dragged down by a grab like that. Fall guys if I'm mid-air I shouldn't

01:39:00.940 --> 01:39:09.940
immediately be dragged down like that. Like hello I was on my way up and it

01:39:09.940 --> 01:39:25.540
just immediately dragged me down look at this why I'm already mid-air slow motion

01:39:25.540 --> 01:39:28.340
if you're saying I didn't get grabbed you're actually too stupid to be allowed

01:39:28.340 --> 01:39:33.580
to watch the stream no joke you need help but I will put it in slow motion

01:39:33.580 --> 01:39:46.880
Watch the hands. Hands out stretched to grab me, which immediately pulls me back down mid-jump

01:39:46.880 --> 01:40:08.880
and I die. Look. Plain as day. Look at that. Drag me back down. Why am I even trying to

01:40:08.880 --> 01:40:13.920
show y'all this? Y'all know what it is. I'm disrespecting myself by even putting this in

01:40:13.920 --> 01:40:25.040
slow mo here. I'm over here disrespecting myself by putting this in slow mo. Why am I, why am I

01:40:25.040 --> 01:40:39.440
even stupid to that level right there? Huh? Am I stupid? Pool? Yo, yeah, I'm all yeah.

01:40:39.440 --> 01:40:56.200
Now, yesterday was an absolute embarrassment for me on pool, but today is a different story.

01:40:56.200 --> 01:41:00.320
Do you understand?

01:41:00.320 --> 01:41:07.600
Do you understand?

01:41:07.600 --> 01:41:13.040
Glee's with the five. Thank you. You sound like a movie announcer. Yo, would I be a good movie

01:41:13.040 --> 01:41:21.520
announcer in theaters? Man, shut up. I can't do that movie announcer. Come on, man!

01:41:25.760 --> 01:41:27.680
Somebody about to get cooked.

01:41:32.160 --> 01:41:36.160
Hey, with three wives, huh? Played four games, lost all of them.

01:41:37.600 --> 01:41:44.120
What do you know they call me never break in case so because I can never get anything

01:41:48.620 --> 01:41:52.920
That's a refund yo hybrid with the five, thank you

01:42:01.000 --> 01:42:03.000
Let's go

01:42:04.000 --> 01:42:06.000
Let's go

01:42:06.000 --> 01:42:14.800
Who do we got? Draco? 35% win rate? Oh, yeah. That is what we call that easy dub right there.

01:42:14.800 --> 01:42:26.840
Easy dub. Easy dub. 35% win rate chat. Like, come on now. Like, come on now. Let's be real

01:42:26.840 --> 01:42:38.760
here for a minute. Show me a real challenge. Red into maroon, into the pocket. Beautiful!

01:42:47.080 --> 01:42:55.000
Clean. Now you may be thinking, yo, this dummy doesn't have a shot. Goo-hook? You'd be wrong.

01:42:55.000 --> 01:43:01.960
watch this. See, I aimed it for that bottom middle pocket and it just didn't

01:43:01.960 --> 01:43:04.720
have enough mustard.

01:43:14.000 --> 01:43:18.720
Cap? No, I did that for real. That's why I did that.

01:43:18.720 --> 01:43:23.240
What do you think is going to happen here, Buster?

01:43:23.240 --> 01:43:25.240
What did you think?

01:43:25.240 --> 01:43:26.400
Buster?

01:43:26.400 --> 01:43:33.480
No way, I don't have an angle on the...

01:43:33.480 --> 01:43:37.880
I didn't have an angle!

01:43:37.880 --> 01:43:47.720
I didn't have an angle on it!

01:43:47.720 --> 01:43:58.360
go sucks hey hey man why don't you have some respect he doesn't suck he just

01:43:58.360 --> 01:44:03.880
has a 35% win rate that's okay

01:44:06.200 --> 01:44:10.040
okay never mind yeah that's bad

01:44:10.040 --> 01:44:16.760
I'm gonna try to put it here by chance that see like I

01:44:18.280 --> 01:44:21.440
Could have tried on this pocket, but I was scared. I was gonna hit the eyeball there

01:44:25.600 --> 01:44:27.600
Okay, Draco I was defending you

01:44:29.520 --> 01:44:31.520
Draco buddy old pal

01:44:34.720 --> 01:44:37.360
Buddy old pal I was defending you here

01:44:40.040 --> 01:44:42.960
Looks like you have a 35% win rate too, false.

01:44:42.960 --> 01:44:45.600
I have a 65% win rate.

01:44:45.600 --> 01:44:47.240
It's on the down slope right now.

01:44:47.240 --> 01:44:48.080
It's kind of bad.

01:44:48.080 --> 01:44:49.240
I need to get that back up.

01:44:59.320 --> 01:45:00.720
What's the play, Drake?

01:45:00.720 --> 01:45:01.560
I want...

01:45:05.360 --> 01:45:07.800
Bro, for real, dude?

01:45:10.040 --> 01:45:18.920
I'm gonna have to have it.

01:45:18.920 --> 01:45:30.080
Yo, yo, what does that mean?

01:45:30.080 --> 01:45:33.840
Bro, what does that even mean?

01:45:33.840 --> 01:45:40.840
What does that even mean?

01:45:40.840 --> 01:45:49.840
Gigi.

01:45:49.840 --> 01:46:02.280
That's in there.

01:46:02.280 --> 01:46:15.280
That is a disaster if I've ever said it, why?

01:46:15.280 --> 01:46:16.620
I'm crazy for that.

01:46:16.620 --> 01:46:18.120
That was so good.

01:46:18.120 --> 01:46:19.520
Wow, that was so good.

01:46:19.520 --> 01:46:21.720
Wow, that was great.

01:46:21.720 --> 01:46:24.480
That was actually so good right there.

01:46:24.480 --> 01:46:26.960
That just saved the game.

01:46:26.960 --> 01:46:27.960
Oh man.

01:46:27.960 --> 01:46:29.960
Dude, check that.

01:46:29.960 --> 01:46:30.960
Dude.

01:46:30.960 --> 01:46:32.960
Yeah

01:46:42.480 --> 01:46:44.480
Don't mess this up

01:46:47.280 --> 01:46:49.280
Hey

01:47:00.960 --> 01:47:05.960
Hey, hey, bam.

01:47:09.840 --> 01:47:13.720
Talk about some win rate on Kase's son.

01:47:13.720 --> 01:47:16.440
25% win rate, you couldn't be my son, buddy.

01:47:16.440 --> 01:47:17.520
I'd kick you out.

01:47:17.520 --> 01:47:18.680
I don't care if you can.

01:47:25.720 --> 01:47:27.360
You ain't gonna be no relation to me.

01:47:27.360 --> 01:47:29.600
You got a 25% win rate.

01:47:30.960 --> 01:47:41.360
was the case is suing and you got a 25% win rate in school or pool you ain't

01:47:41.360 --> 01:47:45.720
going to school no more I'm pulling you out of school you just gonna sit in a

01:47:45.720 --> 01:47:50.840
play pool all day till you get better sure will it have no effect on your

01:47:50.840 --> 01:47:56.800
real life afterwards I don't care you came and walk around on 25% win rate

01:47:56.800 --> 01:48:06.320
What's that? Oh you don't want to play? Oh well guess what? Get out of my house.

01:48:06.320 --> 01:48:24.840
That's a joke by the way. Bro I ain't got no shot! Yeah I do. Crazy. Crazy shot.

01:48:24.840 --> 01:48:31.840
You ain't no relation to me.

01:48:31.840 --> 01:48:42.840
You ain't no relation to me!

01:48:42.840 --> 01:48:49.840
Suck!

01:48:49.840 --> 01:49:00.040
This goober said check this out like you're gonna do something go ahead son show me how

01:49:00.040 --> 01:49:07.480
you hit the ball Wow good shot son do it again

01:49:07.480 --> 01:49:14.480
You check this out dad. Go ahead. Yeah.

01:49:37.480 --> 01:49:48.880
go for it. It didn't work. How the hell bro? How the hell bro? How did that have that much

01:49:48.880 --> 01:49:52.080
of an angle on it dude?

01:49:52.080 --> 01:49:59.080
I'll see you guys later.

01:49:59.080 --> 01:50:04.460
Bro, got a grandma called?

01:50:04.460 --> 01:50:10.700
Yeah, I learned that from my granny and my Aunt Judy.

01:50:10.700 --> 01:50:26.940
bro I'm not gonna have a shot bro just send it I'm a disgusting loser

01:50:40.700 --> 01:50:43.700
And we do it in our own name.

01:50:43.700 --> 01:50:46.700
Do you want to be more than a friend?

01:50:46.700 --> 01:50:47.700
Do you?

01:50:54.300 --> 01:50:57.180
Good job, son.

01:50:57.180 --> 01:50:58.140
You're getting better.

01:51:02.620 --> 01:51:04.260
Wow, good shot, son.

01:51:10.700 --> 01:51:12.700
Wow son good shot

01:51:21.820 --> 01:51:23.820
Wow son you suck

01:51:29.300 --> 01:51:31.300
Watch this move son

01:51:32.540 --> 01:51:35.980
One day you'll learn this move when the time is right

01:51:38.060 --> 01:51:40.060
You see that son

01:51:40.700 --> 01:51:49.880
did you see that one day when the time is right I'll teach you that move but

01:51:49.880 --> 01:51:55.100
you're not ready you're not ready yet that move is too powerful for you to

01:51:55.100 --> 01:52:01.420
learn GG son you're grounded 25% win

01:52:10.700 --> 01:52:20.700
is this goober's name. Pay up

01:52:20.700 --> 01:52:24.700
the dollars. Is this goober's

01:52:24.700 --> 01:52:25.700
name. Has never played a game.

01:52:25.700 --> 01:52:34.700
This is their first game here.

01:52:34.700 --> 01:52:36.700
That's very kind. That's a very

01:52:36.700 --> 01:52:38.700
confident name. Coming from a

01:52:38.700 --> 01:52:48.580
I must say that's a very confident name.

01:52:48.580 --> 01:52:52.020
For someone who has never played this game before.

01:52:52.020 --> 01:52:59.360
Oh, so I see we have a simpleton on our hands.

01:52:59.360 --> 01:53:01.620
Good shot, bud.

01:53:01.620 --> 01:53:12.620
Now what?

01:53:12.620 --> 01:53:18.500
In your dreams.

01:53:18.500 --> 01:53:21.780
In your dreams, Buster.

01:53:21.780 --> 01:53:24.580
Yo hybrid Nova.

01:53:24.580 --> 01:53:30.120
With the twenty with the twenty gifted W hybrid Nova with the twenty gifted thank you

01:53:30.120 --> 01:53:44.020
I didn't have much of a shot there all I could do was is mix them up a little bit. I didn't really have much of an option

01:53:44.020 --> 01:53:47.020
but it is what it is.

01:53:47.020 --> 01:53:58.340
You could have gone for purple. Yeah, that's your last message you're ever

01:53:58.340 --> 01:54:06.180
sending in here. Please tell me what I could have done.

01:54:06.180 --> 01:54:28.180
What's your win rate in blue bio and blue crazy shot but I'm sending it I hate

01:54:28.180 --> 01:54:33.180
everything I'm about to get naked just take the twitch man I'm not gonna how

01:54:33.180 --> 01:54:42.180
long you think they'd get me for? How long you think they'd get me for? Like

01:54:42.180 --> 01:54:46.440
straight butt naked? I'd be banned within 10 seconds, but how long you think they'd

01:54:46.440 --> 01:54:49.520
give me for like a month

01:54:56.080 --> 01:55:05.640
four months I can just do YouTube videos I take the bear

01:55:07.360 --> 01:55:13.080
welcome back to the channel it's your boy case so back with another gameplay

01:55:13.080 --> 01:55:25.040
commentary today we're playing the spooky man game like and subscribe that was

01:55:25.040 --> 01:55:27.720
what

01:55:27.720 --> 01:55:52.720
Yeah, you'll never make that shot again buster.

01:55:52.720 --> 01:55:54.720
I

01:56:03.640 --> 01:56:05.640
Don't have much to say right now

01:56:17.200 --> 01:56:19.200
You're gonna mess this up buddy

01:56:19.200 --> 01:56:27.200
What? You just messed up actually.

01:56:27.200 --> 01:56:32.840
Wow. You could not have messed up any worse. You just gave yourself the hardest shot ever.

01:56:32.840 --> 01:56:38.880
What did you do that for? If you make this, you deserve the win. Not gonna lie.

01:56:38.880 --> 01:56:42.480
You deserve nothing in life. You pathetic loser.

01:56:42.480 --> 01:56:44.480
Pay him a loss.

01:56:44.480 --> 01:56:46.880
All right, I'm gonna go to lose one more time

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Lord have mercy what is this name?

01:57:01.580 --> 01:57:03.580
14

01:57:14.480 --> 01:57:23.480
Abominable, Dane!

01:57:23.480 --> 01:57:29.480
Abominable!

01:57:29.480 --> 01:57:34.480
Abominable!

01:57:34.480 --> 01:57:49.080
I'm just choked on the cough drop dude. No joke. I just came with an inch of my life.

01:57:49.080 --> 01:57:51.800
Joe Jeff almost died on life.

01:57:51.800 --> 01:57:53.800
Bro, that was scary, dude.

01:58:02.240 --> 01:58:03.060
Bro.

01:58:11.560 --> 01:58:12.400
Man.

01:58:19.080 --> 01:58:21.080
I

01:58:37.560 --> 01:58:44.200
Took you that long for that swap couldn't be me bud

01:58:44.200 --> 01:59:05.040
couldn't be me buster that long for that slot I suck wait that's going in

01:59:14.200 --> 01:59:16.200
I'll kill you!

01:59:44.200 --> 01:59:51.200
Ha ha ha!

01:59:57.300 --> 02:00:04.300
Abominable shot!

02:00:14.200 --> 02:00:39.200
So, you're telling me there's a chance.

02:00:39.200 --> 02:00:51.000
Yeah, GG. Pay him up. I won. Let's go. I knew you would mess up. I knew you would. I knew

02:00:51.000 --> 02:01:00.200
you would mess up. I knew you would mess up. I knew it. I knew you would. Let's go. We're

02:01:00.200 --> 02:01:05.200
I'm going to lose.

02:01:05.200 --> 02:01:09.200
Cheshire my hat.

02:01:09.200 --> 02:01:16.200
There's no way you have a good win rate, Lord.

02:01:16.200 --> 02:01:21.200
Yep, they call me never getting a ball in on the break case, though.

02:01:21.200 --> 02:01:26.200
It's unbelievable, dude. It's unreal.

02:01:26.200 --> 02:01:38.600
Yeah. Yeah, this is a dub. That's all your boy needed to see right there. Hey, Chad, that's

02:01:38.600 --> 02:01:42.080
That's all your boy needed to see right there.

02:01:42.080 --> 02:01:45.080
If you voted yes on the...

02:01:45.080 --> 02:02:12.080
You let that go in game you're ref what are we doing you're ref ref ref

02:02:12.080 --> 02:02:14.080
left.

02:02:20.080 --> 02:02:22.080
left.

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left.

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Yeah, and your dreams you make this you ain't good enough to make this shot I promise you

02:02:47.280 --> 02:02:49.440
Yo, Saratonin with the five. Thank you

02:03:01.700 --> 02:03:03.700
They always collapse in the end

02:03:05.980 --> 02:03:09.780
In the end they all fall

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They all fall in the end.

02:03:27.520 --> 02:03:31.400
They all fall in the end.

02:03:31.400 --> 02:03:33.400
They all do.

02:03:33.400 --> 02:03:48.000
In the end, they all fall, and you may ask, well, why do they all fall?

02:03:48.000 --> 02:03:56.080
Some can be great for a little while, but not everyone can always be great, and that's

02:03:56.080 --> 02:04:01.360
why they all fall in the end.

02:04:01.360 --> 02:04:11.860
That's why there's only a handful that can never truly finish the job.

02:04:11.860 --> 02:04:19.760
Because at the end of the day, there can only be so many.

02:04:19.760 --> 02:04:27.760
Like me.

02:04:27.760 --> 02:04:49.160
I've never been more cool for that besides that 30 seconds of my life that was the coolest

02:04:49.160 --> 02:04:50.600
I've ever been in my life right there.

02:04:58.100 --> 02:04:59.600
That was the coolest I've ever been.

02:05:01.300 --> 02:05:03.600
Three games ain't one none of them, GG.

02:05:12.020 --> 02:05:13.780
GG, you're playing against your dad.

02:05:13.780 --> 02:05:16.280
Yeah, my dad beat me in real life pool the other day.

02:05:16.280 --> 02:05:17.120
It was bad.

02:05:19.160 --> 02:05:27.000
But in my defense, he grew up like playing pool, so where do you think I got it?

02:05:27.000 --> 02:05:28.000
Where do you think he got it?

02:05:28.000 --> 02:05:31.680
Did I ever show you all that custom 40-year-old pool stick?

02:05:31.680 --> 02:05:34.240
My grandpa got my dad like 40 years ago.

02:05:34.240 --> 02:05:37.280
I think I did show you all that.

02:05:37.280 --> 02:05:42.760
Wow, what a shot.

02:05:42.760 --> 02:05:47.080
Yeah, my dad has a custom pool stick.

02:05:47.080 --> 02:05:49.000
His dad got him 40 years ago.

02:05:49.000 --> 02:06:04.120
hard to he still uses it I fear that's just not enough mustard I fear that just

02:06:04.120 --> 02:06:16.440
ain't enough mustard. Where's all the mustard on my sandwich? I ordered mustard on my sandwich.

02:06:21.480 --> 02:06:21.960
Hey!

02:06:28.920 --> 02:06:31.000
I low key don't understand any of this.

02:06:31.000 --> 02:06:47.880
Well, I hate to hear that, but also it's like how you hit ball into hole.

02:06:47.880 --> 02:06:58.520
Now, if I was in here playing chess or something, I could understand.

02:06:58.520 --> 02:06:59.360
make that big doll.

02:07:03.360 --> 02:07:04.800
Does this go in right here?

02:07:06.920 --> 02:07:07.760
Huh?

02:07:08.720 --> 02:07:09.560
Yeah.

02:07:11.840 --> 02:07:12.680
You think so?

02:07:16.040 --> 02:07:16.880
Yeah.

02:07:19.520 --> 02:07:20.360
You think so?

02:07:23.560 --> 02:07:24.400
Hi.

02:07:25.840 --> 02:07:28.100
The voices said it wasn't gonna go in, so.

02:07:29.240 --> 02:07:35.920
Yo voices y'all suck stick to buckshot rule that voices. I don't go sit there and try to tell me that that wasn't gonna go in

02:07:37.320 --> 02:07:41.840
And it went in yo voices y'all are supposed to be like the

02:07:43.800 --> 02:07:45.800
The knowers

02:07:49.840 --> 02:07:51.920
Is there a chance I finished this game here

02:07:51.920 --> 02:08:02.120
No there's no chance of that because I'm a pathetic bad boy I suck I need somebody to

02:08:02.120 --> 02:08:08.000
beat me please.

02:08:08.000 --> 02:08:15.280
Man.

02:08:15.280 --> 02:08:19.640
I'll do it bro your name is Big Mike I'm good man.

02:08:19.640 --> 02:08:34.580
What's your next big Chris Redfield 12?

02:08:34.580 --> 02:08:35.580
Big Mike said I'll do it.

02:08:35.580 --> 02:08:36.580
No I'm good man.

02:08:36.580 --> 02:08:37.580
Appreciate you big Mike.

02:08:37.580 --> 02:08:38.580
I'll have to pass on that offer.

02:08:38.580 --> 02:08:39.580
That's a beautiful shot.

02:08:39.580 --> 02:08:43.660
I'll have to pass on that offer.

02:08:43.660 --> 02:09:02.180
That's a beautiful shot!

02:09:02.180 --> 02:09:03.900
PAY THEM UP!

02:09:03.900 --> 02:09:06.860
I might have to quit in a couple of games if I don't lose, somebody's gonna beat me

02:09:06.860 --> 02:09:08.860
so I can get on Spooky Town already!

02:09:08.860 --> 02:09:12.100
How about it beat me in game, of course?

02:09:15.940 --> 02:09:21.180
In the club, but neck you want my booty out player 56, 100% win rate,

02:09:21.180 --> 02:09:22.500
but they've only played one game.

02:09:22.500 --> 02:09:24.780
So let's see how this goes.

02:09:28.300 --> 02:09:29.340
Bro, it's your break.

02:09:33.580 --> 02:09:34.740
I'm going to try something new on the break.

02:09:34.740 --> 02:09:35.380
Watch this.

02:09:38.860 --> 02:10:03.820
three peace three peace

02:10:03.820 --> 02:10:04.660
Yeah.

02:10:11.020 --> 02:10:11.860
No.

02:10:15.220 --> 02:10:16.060
No!

02:10:33.820 --> 02:11:02.740
Close one good in your dreams bud watch this oh that would have been man not a big clean

02:11:02.740 --> 02:11:05.060
Do you watch Squid Game?

02:11:05.060 --> 02:11:06.340
No.

02:11:06.340 --> 02:11:11.380
Do you watch KSoStream on Twitch.tv and YouTube?

02:11:11.380 --> 02:11:12.700
No.

02:11:12.700 --> 02:11:13.200
What?

02:11:17.060 --> 02:11:18.300
Give them a leather sack.

02:11:26.820 --> 02:11:28.260
John Denver thoughts?

02:11:28.260 --> 02:11:31.900
Oh, dude, I'm a huge John Denver fan.

02:11:31.900 --> 02:11:40.900
John did man. I love me some John Denver man. RIP. Huge John Denver fan. I like

02:11:40.900 --> 02:11:48.140
me some John Denver man. I really do. Who was that?

02:11:49.460 --> 02:11:59.900
For example, take me home country road to the place I belong. West Virginia. He's

02:11:59.900 --> 02:12:05.660
He's saying that that's not even his best song.

02:12:05.660 --> 02:12:13.420
I think John Denver's best song is I forgot the name of it, but it's goes.

02:12:13.420 --> 02:12:17.900
I'm leaving on a jet plane.

02:12:17.900 --> 02:12:21.940
Don't know when I'll be back again.

02:12:21.940 --> 02:12:27.220
Oh, baby, I hate to go.

02:12:27.220 --> 02:12:29.220
This is a tough shot, I'mma hit it though.

02:12:36.020 --> 02:12:37.220
Dude!

02:12:37.220 --> 02:12:38.220
Dude!

02:12:50.220 --> 02:12:52.220
BOOM!

02:12:57.220 --> 02:13:02.340
Since I'm not losing, I'm doing one more game than it's spooky time.

02:13:02.340 --> 02:13:03.820
Why can't I have one more game here?

02:13:03.820 --> 02:13:04.820
Let's go.

02:13:04.820 --> 02:13:09.820
I was going to go until I lose, but it's not looking like I'm going to lose, so one more.

02:13:09.820 --> 02:13:18.420
And no, this isn't drugs, this is a wrapper to a cough drum.

02:13:18.420 --> 02:13:19.420
Paul from Redfield's Rentals?

02:13:19.420 --> 02:13:21.820
Oh, buddy, I'm not about to hold back here.

02:13:21.820 --> 02:13:24.820
You're cooked.

02:13:24.820 --> 02:13:40.460
I couldn't do my full method I'm from West Virginia I moved to Florida eight months ago

02:13:40.460 --> 02:13:47.580
and I was scared the whole time I was in Florida when I was with the JCS house I was scared

02:13:47.580 --> 02:13:50.860
the whole time I thought a twist that was about to come through and just kill everybody

02:13:50.860 --> 02:13:52.860
I

02:13:55.460 --> 02:13:59.240
Kept looking up at the sky every time I'd see a clown. I'm like, yo we got to get out of here

02:14:05.180 --> 02:14:07.180
What am I okay, I'm solids

02:14:07.180 --> 02:14:19.780
Florida ain't that bad. Not insane Florida was bad. I was just scared that a twister

02:14:19.780 --> 02:14:24.080
was going to be like just drop out of the clouds right on top of me and it just thrown

02:14:24.080 --> 02:14:40.320
me about three miles away. I'm unbelievably walk in right now and it's crazy and y'all

02:14:40.320 --> 02:14:44.520
are not giving me my flowers. It's hilarious though last night y'all were all on the hate

02:14:44.520 --> 02:14:56.120
train. Bro fell off. But now that I'm playing out of my mind, I mean, look at that, dude.

02:14:56.120 --> 02:15:08.840
Now y'all don't want to say nothing. Watch, I want to say nothing. And now I'm about to

02:15:08.840 --> 02:15:12.800
hit a crazy shot. I'm going to hit it up against the pad right here. It's going to bounce off

02:15:12.800 --> 02:15:16.040
the pad and go top middle pocket right here and none of y'all are gonna say

02:15:16.040 --> 02:15:18.920
anything. Okay.

02:15:29.280 --> 02:15:35.680
Torp and spring safe. What is Torp and Springs?

02:15:42.800 --> 02:15:59.440
That's Jeeves.

02:15:59.440 --> 02:16:00.960
Was he born in tarpon springs?

02:16:00.960 --> 02:16:07.800
Jeeves, he was born in tarpon springs.

02:16:07.800 --> 02:16:10.800
That's just one of the

02:16:10.800 --> 02:16:13.800
three different springs.

02:16:13.800 --> 02:16:20.800
Wait, what brothers shouldn't do

02:16:20.800 --> 02:16:21.800
that.

02:16:21.800 --> 02:16:29.800
Is that in Florida?

02:16:29.800 --> 02:16:38.800
That's an angle. Beautiful.

02:16:38.800 --> 02:16:47.800
Yeah, I guess what I was going at.

02:16:47.800 --> 02:16:52.800
I was born in Little Rock, Arkansas. I think.

02:16:52.800 --> 02:16:54.800
Mom, was I born in Little Rock, Mom?

02:17:08.800 --> 02:17:10.800
Mom, was I born in Little Rock?

02:17:15.800 --> 02:17:16.800
Hey!

02:17:16.800 --> 02:17:26.320
Hey, Mom, you better type something in there!

02:17:26.320 --> 02:17:30.920
She might have went to bed, it's kind of late.

02:17:30.920 --> 02:17:36.280
She probably, yes, she probably 100% went to bed, I don't know.

02:17:36.280 --> 02:17:40.320
I asked you a question.

02:17:40.320 --> 02:17:47.320
I was I born in Little Rock,

02:17:47.380 --> 02:17:51.260
Arkansas. She's in here. What?

02:17:57.160 --> 02:18:02.260
She's in here. She just didn't

02:18:02.260 --> 02:18:02.300
say nothing.

02:18:02.300 --> 02:18:14.700
Okay. Yes, I'm going to Little Rock, Arkansas and I always said growing up, I remember seeing

02:18:14.700 --> 02:18:21.300
the world. I have a memory from when I was born. I remember being born and when I was

02:18:21.300 --> 02:18:26.140
born, I remember looking. There was an end table beside the hospital bed and there was

02:18:26.140 --> 02:18:40.700
It was a clock that said 513 and it was a digital clock with red numbers.

02:18:40.700 --> 02:18:44.140
And I was immediately talking, you can ask her.

02:18:44.140 --> 02:18:49.340
I was born and I was like, man, can we get something to eat immediately?

02:18:49.340 --> 02:18:50.660
The doctors was like, yo, what?

02:18:50.660 --> 02:18:52.860
I said, what's you looking at?

02:18:52.860 --> 02:18:54.020
I said I want something to eat.

02:18:57.740 --> 02:18:58.060
Yep.

02:19:02.620 --> 02:19:03.420
So did.

02:19:05.580 --> 02:19:06.620
Chad, do you believe that?

02:19:07.820 --> 02:19:08.500
You should.

02:19:08.860 --> 02:19:10.780
Truth is stranger than fiction, you know?

02:19:11.820 --> 02:19:13.540
That's one of my favorite terms, man.

02:19:14.260 --> 02:19:16.540
Truth is stranger than fiction, dude.

02:19:16.580 --> 02:19:22.420
Man, that, but dude, that, that is a, that right there, that is a,

02:19:22.420 --> 02:19:24.260
That is a good term, dude.

02:19:24.260 --> 02:19:27.220
Truth is stranger than fiction, man.

02:19:27.220 --> 02:19:32.740
Let me tell you, you know what else is stranger than fiction?

02:19:32.740 --> 02:19:34.300
Spooky time.

02:19:34.300 --> 02:19:37.820
So you best get you a dypial because it is that time.

02:19:37.820 --> 02:19:58.220
This is giving major og 616 game vibes by the way this looks just like it

02:19:59.740 --> 02:20:03.420
this looks just like an old 616 game from like two and a half years ago

02:20:03.420 --> 02:20:06.920
So, surely this has got to be it.

02:24:06.920 --> 02:24:30.200
That's some crazy music for a horror game.

02:24:30.200 --> 02:24:32.200
written over with the five. Thank you.

02:25:00.200 --> 02:25:22.200
You're clean with the fire, thank you!

02:25:22.200 --> 02:25:35.920
I am not gonna lie almost lost my life

02:25:35.920 --> 02:25:47.240
anyway this game looks like it was developed by OG616 games which is

02:25:47.240 --> 02:25:59.960
probably a good thing name of the game is the soap the soap killer

02:26:17.240 --> 02:26:24.240
Marry him with a five!

02:26:35.740 --> 02:26:36.740
Yes!

02:26:36.740 --> 02:26:43.740
What?

02:26:43.740 --> 02:26:44.740
Well we'll see you in court!

02:26:47.240 --> 02:26:49.240
Oh

02:27:06.600 --> 02:27:08.600
My

02:27:17.240 --> 02:27:19.240
I

02:27:47.240 --> 02:27:49.240
I

02:28:47.240 --> 02:29:15.800
And that's the history of the soap killer.

02:29:15.800 --> 02:29:22.800
Well I guess we got us some more.

02:29:22.800 --> 02:29:29.800
I could have, you know, I could have lived eight lives without, without seeing that right

02:29:29.800 --> 02:29:30.800
there.

02:29:30.800 --> 02:29:35.800
Let's go do some laundry.

02:29:35.800 --> 02:29:41.760
Wow, they have a, they have a sensitivity slider.

02:29:41.760 --> 02:29:46.880
might be the best piece of media ever produced. Wow.

02:29:50.400 --> 02:29:52.960
All right.

02:29:54.320 --> 02:29:59.440
Okay, let's do our laundry.

02:30:02.080 --> 02:30:08.480
So that's how the soap killer came to be, I guess.

02:30:08.480 --> 02:30:12.880
That's a little loud. I'm not going to lie. That's a little loud. It's got like 40 on it.

02:30:12.880 --> 02:30:16.880
Now it's too quiet. Let's go like 49. Now it's too quiet. Let's go like 50.

02:30:17.920 --> 02:30:19.600
That's just right. We're good.

02:30:22.000 --> 02:30:26.880
Well, hopefully the soap killer doesn't get us. I didn't take a dump in a washing machine.

02:30:30.560 --> 02:30:37.120
Have a proper chat with the man sitting at the desk. He's sitting on a table. Where'd the music go?

02:30:38.480 --> 02:30:49.520
lid. Can I put the clothes in? There we go. There's one. Can I start it? Oh, there we go.

02:30:49.520 --> 02:30:50.480
We got one in.

02:30:52.180 --> 02:30:53.380
How you doing, John?

02:30:53.380 --> 02:30:54.700
You work here?

02:30:54.700 --> 02:30:55.540
John?

02:31:00.900 --> 02:31:01.740
Oh yeah.

02:31:11.660 --> 02:31:14.980
Yo, Oopah Troopah with the 50 gifted W.

02:31:19.520 --> 02:31:35.880
the 50 get the W. Oopah trooper with the 50 country boys sneaking around like that.

02:31:35.880 --> 02:31:55.240
time at a laundromat? No. Yeah, who are you? Oh, yeah. I'm the

02:31:55.240 --> 02:31:59.700
esteemed supervisor of this self service laundromat. Well,

02:31:59.700 --> 02:32:03.920
you're doing a fine job, John. Have you seen the soap killer

02:32:03.920 --> 02:32:06.120
around these parts, I heard he's on the loose.

02:32:13.120 --> 02:32:16.920
Doug, what are these sound effects, dude?

02:32:18.020 --> 02:32:19.120
Like what?

02:32:21.220 --> 02:32:24.120
Why does a self-service laundromat need a supervisor?

02:32:24.120 --> 02:32:26.120
That's actually a good question.

02:32:26.120 --> 02:32:28.420
Are you in here stealing time, John?

02:32:33.920 --> 02:32:40.920
Oh, yeah.

02:32:40.920 --> 02:32:42.920
Okay.

02:32:42.920 --> 02:32:50.920
You heard the soap killer struck again yet again yesterday.

02:32:50.920 --> 02:32:52.920
Mike lost his dignity right here.

02:32:52.920 --> 02:32:58.920
So now they're cracking down on laundromat safety and need a handsome hunk like me to keep watch.

02:32:58.920 --> 02:33:00.840
If you say so, John.

02:33:07.000 --> 02:33:08.020
The Sokiller?

02:33:08.520 --> 02:33:10.780
I scare easy. Don't freak me out.

02:33:16.760 --> 02:33:17.800
Yeah.

02:33:23.300 --> 02:33:26.040
I heard the Sokiller targets people who don't keep clean.

02:33:26.040 --> 02:33:27.360
You better watch your back, kid.

02:33:27.360 --> 02:33:29.360
What is that supposed to mean, John?

02:33:29.360 --> 02:33:37.080
I'm just here to wash clothes and I'm very clean.

02:33:37.080 --> 02:33:48.120
I'm definitely not going to run into the soap killer.

02:33:48.120 --> 02:33:50.960
Good to hear if you need soap, it's on the shelf over there.

02:33:50.960 --> 02:34:06.640
brand. Five bucks a bar. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, first off, John, you're using the wrong soap.

02:34:12.400 --> 02:34:14.400
You know what soap you should be using?

02:34:20.960 --> 02:34:45.280
Cheeky, at usecheeky.com, it'll keep them cheeks clean.

02:34:45.280 --> 02:34:48.080
Anyway, let's go.

02:34:53.480 --> 02:34:57.080
Please tell me you got your holes on.

02:34:57.080 --> 02:35:00.400
Let me go get the rest of my laundry real quick.

02:35:00.400 --> 02:35:02.000
Sarah Tony with the five, thank you.

02:35:08.120 --> 02:35:09.920
All right.

02:35:09.920 --> 02:35:11.720
Second set of clothes.

02:35:11.720 --> 02:35:14.480
Let's get that going.

02:35:14.480 --> 02:35:18.480
humble yourself and ask the mysterious man in red for help.

02:35:18.520 --> 02:35:22.220
Maybe he knows a thing or two. What do I need help with? I'm

02:35:22.220 --> 02:35:32.120
just washing clothes. Okay, Dio. Yo, Dio. How you doing?

02:35:32.120 --> 02:35:49.120
I actually don't know how to use a washing machine, might give me a kip.

02:35:49.120 --> 02:35:55.120
Fine, go use the top loaders over there.

02:35:55.120 --> 02:36:01.120
How do I use it?

02:36:01.120 --> 02:36:08.120
I'll be together!

02:36:22.320 --> 02:36:28.320
Left click the washing machine to start the water and then left click or press Q to put dirty clothes or soap into it.

02:36:28.320 --> 02:36:38.240
Hooper Trooper with another five. Thank you. Make sure to close the lid before the machine starts spinning. Otherwise, the clothes will fly out. Got it. Thank you, Dio.

02:36:40.560 --> 02:36:44.520
Thanks a lot. Thank you so much. All right.

02:36:46.520 --> 02:36:55.880
Open the washing machine. Do I do I throw a bar of soap in it? Hand soap. Hand soap. I'm going to throw this into it.

02:36:55.880 --> 02:37:01.880
They're still closed inside? I should put down what I'm holding. I can't put soap into it!

02:37:01.880 --> 02:37:09.880
Go? Let me just bring the re- Excuse me!

02:37:17.880 --> 02:37:20.880
Who are you?! Chad!

02:37:25.880 --> 02:37:32.880
What's up Chad? What do you want?

02:37:46.880 --> 02:37:50.880
Have mercy!

02:37:50.880 --> 02:37:58.720
I had a little accident with these pants. I was in a hurry and didn't bring any so so I was hoping to borrow some from you

02:37:58.720 --> 02:38:00.720
Bro, I ain't even got no so

02:38:04.160 --> 02:38:06.160
Huh

02:38:16.960 --> 02:38:20.320
All right, since you're the most polite guy I've met I'll lend you some

02:38:20.880 --> 02:38:22.880
Thank you

02:38:27.000 --> 02:38:31.740
Give the polite man a piece of soap I don't see very polite here you

02:38:41.000 --> 02:38:45.800
Big frosty with the fire here you're welcome buddy

02:38:45.800 --> 02:39:13.240
Did you just break that washing machine that want to track the salt killer will it wait did he just break the washing machine

02:39:13.240 --> 02:39:15.240
You know he's dead to the Sulp Killer!

02:39:17.580 --> 02:39:18.580
Fuck you!

02:39:20.240 --> 02:39:24.240
Well, GG, yo Sulp Killer, if you come, if you show up here, it wasn't me!

02:39:27.540 --> 02:39:28.540
Who are you?

02:39:29.240 --> 02:39:32.240
Oh, hello ma'am, how are you? Hope you're having a great night.

02:39:32.240 --> 02:39:35.240
Alrighty, stay away from that guy over there.

02:39:35.940 --> 02:39:36.940
Ma'am?

02:39:41.040 --> 02:39:42.040
Okay.

02:39:43.920 --> 02:39:45.920
There's that

02:39:47.080 --> 02:39:52.200
Ma'am, can I help you with something? Excuse me ma'am. What are you doing?

02:39:57.200 --> 02:39:59.200
What are you doing?

02:40:02.440 --> 02:40:08.960
Practicing like a mouse gnawing off a steering wheel. I like wondering

02:40:08.960 --> 02:40:16.200
straight into a gitch like taking a mouthful of soap suds are you in here

02:40:16.200 --> 02:40:26.320
eating soap ma'am? why practice in a laundromat? young man you don't

02:40:26.320 --> 02:40:31.080
understand soap has power this laundromat is full of soap power want me

02:40:31.080 --> 02:40:32.860
to share some secrets with you?

02:40:37.480 --> 02:40:38.640
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

02:40:38.640 --> 02:40:39.480
Whoa!

02:40:39.480 --> 02:40:40.820
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

02:40:42.500 --> 02:40:43.320
Yes!

02:40:43.320 --> 02:40:44.160
Whoa!

02:40:53.940 --> 02:40:55.420
What is going on?

02:41:01.080 --> 02:41:06.080
What is he why is he throwing it back?

02:41:14.080 --> 02:41:18.080
Thank you for the toothpaste.

02:41:18.080 --> 02:41:21.080
What manner of thing is this?

02:41:21.080 --> 02:41:25.080
The secret is my family's ancestral soap.

02:41:25.080 --> 02:41:27.080
Ancestral soap.

02:41:27.080 --> 02:41:30.080
Isn't that just a tube of toothpaste?

02:41:30.080 --> 02:41:35.080
Two-Pace works as soap, too. Here it's yours. Ha-ha. Thanks.

02:41:39.080 --> 02:41:41.080
You have a good night, ma'am.

02:41:49.080 --> 02:41:51.080
I put the toothpaste in there.

02:41:52.080 --> 02:41:55.080
I took it back out. I don't know what to do with it.

02:41:55.080 --> 02:41:59.080
Let me go get the last set of clothes and bring it back in here.

02:42:00.080 --> 02:42:07.080
What is going on in this game?

02:42:30.080 --> 02:42:54.840
What is going on that dude is still in there throwing it back.

02:42:54.840 --> 02:42:58.680
Excuse me there's been a spike in soap killings lately and the methods are brutal.

02:42:58.680 --> 02:43:02.160
Have you noticed anything strange around here seeing anything suspicious?

02:43:02.160 --> 02:43:07.320
No, but I think you look pretty suspicious yourself.

02:43:07.320 --> 02:43:14.560
I'm talking to them way over there by the way.

02:43:14.560 --> 02:43:15.560
How dare you?

02:43:15.560 --> 02:43:22.400
I, Sheriff Richard, am a champion of justice.

02:43:22.400 --> 02:43:27.560
Well, that's a relief.

02:43:27.560 --> 02:43:29.560
I

02:43:32.520 --> 02:43:36.520
Just watch yourself the soap killer praise on people who aren't clean so long

02:43:38.600 --> 02:43:44.720
Let me just get my last set of clothes and get this done I want to go home what is happening at this laundromat dude

02:43:45.540 --> 02:43:53.700
Like what was that back door open was that open before can you stop just throwing it back to add oh my goodness

02:43:57.560 --> 02:44:06.320
Okay, all the soap is in there.

02:44:06.320 --> 02:44:08.920
I mean all the clothes are in there.

02:44:08.920 --> 02:44:15.120
Now the question is, get that going.

02:44:15.120 --> 02:44:17.120
Are these done?

02:44:17.120 --> 02:44:21.280
Wait, these are still done.

02:44:21.280 --> 02:44:26.280
What is that noise?

02:44:26.280 --> 02:44:33.280
Oh lord it's the sub!

02:44:33.280 --> 02:44:42.280
It's the sub killer!

02:44:42.280 --> 02:45:02.720
It's the SOME KILLER!

02:45:02.720 --> 02:45:05.240
You dare to make the washing machine dirty?

02:45:05.240 --> 02:45:06.240
That's disgusting!

02:45:06.240 --> 02:45:07.240
I won't punish you!

02:45:07.240 --> 02:45:10.760
Why are you staring at me and what me, the guy over there, did it?

02:45:10.760 --> 02:45:12.420
I'm just here to wash clothes.

02:45:12.420 --> 02:45:14.680
Ha ha ha ha!

02:45:14.680 --> 02:45:15.880
Still trying to lie?

02:45:15.880 --> 02:45:18.880
None of you were getting away.

02:45:18.880 --> 02:45:36.880
Chet is crazy!

02:45:41.880 --> 02:45:42.880
No!

02:45:42.880 --> 02:45:45.880
Yeah, take it boy.

02:45:45.880 --> 02:45:48.880
What is that noise?

02:45:55.880 --> 02:45:57.880
What is going on?

02:46:08.880 --> 02:46:10.880
Please, you're under arrest.

02:46:12.880 --> 02:46:19.880
Great, it's Sheriff Richard. We're saved.

02:46:19.880 --> 02:46:33.880
Huh, I don't care if you're Richard or whatever. No one's stopping me from cleansing this world.

02:46:33.880 --> 02:46:40.440
Such arrogance today I will bring you to justice

02:47:03.880 --> 02:47:05.880
Yeah

02:47:33.880 --> 02:47:52.280
What?

02:47:52.280 --> 02:48:02.840
Your pineapple armor can actually withstand my soap machine gun.

02:48:02.840 --> 02:48:08.120
The justice I've honed is meant to deal with you.

02:48:08.120 --> 02:48:21.800
You're a monster for ruining people's dignity.

02:48:21.800 --> 02:48:22.800
Anything else you want to say?

02:48:22.800 --> 02:48:23.800
I'm getting dizzy.

02:48:23.800 --> 02:48:27.680
Next move, I'll use my ultimate technique.

02:48:27.680 --> 02:48:28.800
Pineapple takes flight.

02:48:28.800 --> 02:48:41.080
You won't get another chance.

02:48:41.080 --> 02:48:42.960
People only change when they've been loved.

02:48:42.960 --> 02:48:46.520
This world has become filthy because of all the self-righteous slobs.

02:48:46.520 --> 02:48:52.280
I must defeat you and go educate more of them.

02:48:52.280 --> 02:48:54.400
Where's the music?

02:48:54.400 --> 02:49:11.600
just happen. I let my guard down. Run, you're on your own until backup arrives. Every filthy

02:49:11.600 --> 02:49:14.600
person will be punished. No one gets away.

02:49:16.600 --> 02:49:18.600
Ahhhh!

02:49:29.600 --> 02:49:31.600
Bro, forgot about me.

02:49:32.600 --> 02:49:35.600
Ahhhh! No!

02:49:38.600 --> 02:49:40.600
Laundry Killer!

02:49:41.600 --> 02:49:43.600
SOUP!

02:49:47.200 --> 02:49:50.240
Lord have mercy, he got snapped.

02:49:59.680 --> 02:50:01.680
Please.

02:50:02.320 --> 02:50:04.320
Shoot.

02:50:07.360 --> 02:50:10.800
Let this one get done. I'm gonna wash all my clothes while he's stuck right there.

02:50:11.600 --> 02:50:17.600
No.

02:50:17.600 --> 02:50:19.600
Quit!

02:50:19.600 --> 02:50:25.600
Stop killer quit!

02:50:25.600 --> 02:50:29.600
Stop!

02:50:29.600 --> 02:50:39.600
What's they doing?

02:50:39.600 --> 02:51:07.360
You think you could keep running away forever?

02:51:07.360 --> 02:51:11.360
always creeps into clean places. I can't let you contaminate anyone else.

02:51:17.360 --> 02:51:19.360
Wait, when did I turn into a demon?

02:51:22.560 --> 02:51:24.400
Wait, why did I turn into a demon?

02:51:27.760 --> 02:51:31.280
You're still far too shallow. You only see what's on the surface,

02:51:31.280 --> 02:51:33.600
yet deliberately ignore what lies beneath.

02:51:33.600 --> 02:51:38.600
You are unworthy of fulfilling the mission to purify the world.

02:51:42.600 --> 02:51:45.600
Did I become the soap killer?

02:52:33.600 --> 02:53:03.440
Pour it with the fan gift and thank you.

02:53:03.440 --> 02:53:08.080
I have been changed and I don't know if it's for the better, for the better.

02:53:09.800 --> 02:53:11.840
But you know what I can confidently say?

02:53:14.040 --> 02:53:14.880
Game of the year.

02:53:18.920 --> 02:53:23.000
I can confidently say game of the year.

02:53:27.600 --> 02:53:28.640
Let's do another spooky game.

02:53:29.760 --> 02:53:31.920
Chat, was that the best experience of your life?

02:53:31.920 --> 02:53:33.760
Keep it a complete stack with your boy.

02:53:36.660 --> 02:53:40.980
Keep it an absolute complete stack with your boy.

02:53:43.520 --> 02:53:48.520
Was that the best experience of your life?

02:53:55.700 --> 02:53:56.660
Yes or no?

02:53:58.200 --> 02:53:59.520
We gotta do another spooky game, right?

02:53:59.520 --> 02:54:00.360
We got to?

02:54:01.920 --> 02:54:08.920
I feel like we got to what?

02:54:08.920 --> 02:54:15.920
We got to do another spooky game.

02:54:15.920 --> 02:54:19.920
We got to do another oom oom oom oom oom oom oom.

02:54:19.920 --> 02:54:22.920
Lock in.

02:54:22.920 --> 02:54:25.240
I don't know if you craft yourself in that one,

02:54:25.240 --> 02:54:28.720
but get you a fresh diaper on if not.

02:54:33.640 --> 02:54:34.480
Let's go.

02:54:36.280 --> 02:54:37.120
Hold up.

02:54:38.560 --> 02:54:39.400
Hold up.

02:54:41.240 --> 02:54:42.760
I ain't got no draws on right now.

02:54:42.760 --> 02:54:44.120
What? No, I'm playing.

02:54:46.440 --> 02:54:47.280
Lock in.

02:54:49.760 --> 02:54:52.200
Adjust until you can barely see the full outline

02:54:52.200 --> 02:54:56.200
character hybrid noble with the five thank you

02:55:06.760 --> 02:55:10.120
okay that's barely seeing the full outline right there i'm not gonna lie

02:55:10.120 --> 02:55:12.920
that's barely

02:55:12.920 --> 02:55:20.440
I forgot the name of the game.

02:55:20.440 --> 02:55:23.480
An hour and seven minutes in heaven, apparently.

02:55:23.480 --> 02:55:30.040
Let's see what's going on here.

02:55:30.040 --> 02:55:32.040
Great.

02:55:32.040 --> 02:55:34.240
Hurry up!

02:55:34.240 --> 02:55:37.600
What are we going to do?

02:55:37.600 --> 02:55:41.920
Can't we just hang in your place and play video games?

02:55:41.920 --> 02:55:47.920
Look, I'm doing you a favor by bringing you along tonight, so don't be lame.

02:55:47.920 --> 02:55:52.920
We've been neighbors forever and I like you, but let's face it, you're a total NPC.

02:55:52.920 --> 02:55:54.920
Hey, that's rude, I was like, stay in the house.

02:55:54.920 --> 02:55:58.920
Who is that in the outline over there behind his left shoulder?

02:56:03.920 --> 02:56:06.920
You'll brain got some neck action going.

02:56:11.920 --> 02:56:16.080
Hey, don't give me that look.

02:56:16.080 --> 02:56:17.080
I know you know it.

02:56:17.080 --> 02:56:18.080
That's why I'm trying to help you.

02:56:18.080 --> 02:56:19.080
And in return, I also need you to help me.

02:56:19.080 --> 02:56:20.080
What do you mean?

02:56:20.080 --> 02:56:21.080
Katie and I went to second base at the park last week.

02:56:21.080 --> 02:56:22.080
Okay.

02:56:22.080 --> 02:56:23.080
At the park.

02:56:23.080 --> 02:56:24.080
What do you mean at the park?

02:56:24.080 --> 02:56:27.080
and I went to second base at the park last week.

02:56:35.580 --> 02:56:36.580
Okay.

02:56:37.580 --> 02:56:38.580
At the park.

02:56:40.580 --> 02:56:42.080
What do you mean at the park?

02:56:44.580 --> 02:56:45.580
What?

02:56:46.080 --> 02:56:48.580
Yeah, I think she might go all the way tonight.

02:56:49.080 --> 02:56:53.580
That's why I need you to be on your best behavior so you don't mess up the fight.

02:56:54.080 --> 02:56:56.080
Now, no more complaining. Let's go!

02:57:00.080 --> 02:57:02.080
I like the music. This is uh...

02:57:03.520 --> 02:57:08.320
This music is clean. I immediately recognize the house. Been there a million times.

02:57:09.200 --> 02:57:13.040
This is kind of liminal. I messed with it. Wait, where'd he go? Oh.

02:57:17.920 --> 02:57:20.400
Are you sure this place is abandoned? The lights are on.

02:57:20.400 --> 02:57:27.100
I'm 100% sure fam, that's where I just kicked him in the face and he called me fam.

02:57:27.100 --> 02:57:32.480
My brother and his friends threw a big party here last month and Katie is for sure bringing

02:57:32.480 --> 02:57:34.480
a friend, oh lord.

02:57:34.480 --> 02:57:40.400
Yeah, this new girl who moved in next door, she's like a year older than us.

02:57:40.400 --> 02:57:44.240
Katie said she's a little weird, but she's cute.

02:57:44.240 --> 02:57:45.240
Weird how?

02:57:45.240 --> 02:57:50.240
I mean, I know how she collects them.

02:58:00.240 --> 02:58:01.240
They're here.

02:58:04.240 --> 02:58:06.240
Hey, hey, hey!

02:58:15.240 --> 02:58:22.240
Alright, play cool.

02:58:22.240 --> 02:58:26.240
Play cool.

02:58:26.240 --> 02:58:31.240
Play cool.

02:58:31.240 --> 02:58:36.240
Alright, play cool.

02:58:36.240 --> 02:58:41.240
Play cool.

02:58:41.240 --> 02:58:44.240
Play it cool. Play it cool.

02:58:44.240 --> 02:58:47.240
I'm gonna say yo, what's up?

02:58:47.240 --> 02:58:52.240
Hey friends, this is Monty. Which one's Katie and which one is Monty?

02:58:52.240 --> 02:58:54.240
Yo, what's up?

02:58:54.240 --> 02:58:58.240
Looks at you awkwardly. Oh, hey.

02:58:58.240 --> 02:59:03.240
I died inside, I guess.

02:59:03.240 --> 02:59:06.240
Greetings, Earthlings.

02:59:06.240 --> 02:59:08.240
Yeah, uh, Braden, what was his name?

02:59:08.240 --> 02:59:09.240
What was my friend's name?

02:59:09.240 --> 02:59:10.240
I'm the head of the crib.

02:59:10.240 --> 02:59:11.240
I'm not gonna lie.

02:59:11.240 --> 02:59:12.240
What was my friend's name?

02:59:12.240 --> 02:59:13.240
Braden?

02:59:13.240 --> 02:59:14.240
I'ma go head to the crib.

02:59:14.240 --> 02:59:15.240
All right now.

02:59:15.240 --> 02:59:16.240
Y'all have a good night.

02:59:16.240 --> 02:59:17.240
Cody.

02:59:17.240 --> 02:59:18.240
Uh, hi.

02:59:18.240 --> 02:59:19.240
We should get inside before anyone sees.

02:59:19.240 --> 02:59:20.240
Let's go.

02:59:20.240 --> 02:59:27.240
We should get inside before anyone sees.

02:59:27.240 --> 02:59:30.240
Let's go.

02:59:30.240 --> 02:59:40.240
Where's, uh, where's Braden and Katie at?

02:59:40.240 --> 02:59:44.240
It's kind of awkward.

02:59:45.200 --> 02:59:52.360
Where's uh, where's Braden and Katie at it's kind of awkward. Oh, I didn't mean to do that

02:59:55.960 --> 02:59:59.020
You're having a good night night cool

03:00:06.200 --> 03:00:10.480
Where's Braden and Kate what are y'all doing?

03:00:14.240 --> 03:00:18.240
So, hey, hey, uh, Monnie, how you doing?

03:00:18.240 --> 03:00:22.240
Hey.

03:00:22.240 --> 03:00:28.240
You're really gonna lead it off with so hard, do you like anime?

03:00:36.240 --> 03:00:40.240
So, like, uh, where'd you move here from?

03:00:40.240 --> 03:00:45.240
Some small town you probably never heard of.

03:00:45.240 --> 03:00:46.240
Huh.

03:00:46.240 --> 03:00:47.240
Hi.

03:00:47.240 --> 03:00:50.240
You like it here, though?

03:00:50.240 --> 03:00:54.240
A little better?

03:00:54.240 --> 03:00:55.240
That's to be determined.

03:00:55.240 --> 03:00:57.240
She smirks at you aggressively.

03:00:57.240 --> 03:01:02.240
What do you mean smirks at me aggressively?

03:01:02.240 --> 03:01:04.240
So you got any hobbies?

03:01:04.240 --> 03:01:09.240
Like, you like, uh, you know, you got any hobbies?

03:01:09.240 --> 03:01:11.320
I mean, I'm really into makeup.

03:01:11.320 --> 03:01:14.360
I also, it's kind of embarrassing.

03:01:15.360 --> 03:01:17.760
Wait, you can tell me, I won't make fun of you.

03:01:19.120 --> 03:01:19.960
I collect...

03:01:19.960 --> 03:01:43.080
are character in the game also does that too apparently so I'm going to click the top one

03:01:43.080 --> 03:01:45.080
Me too.

03:01:45.080 --> 03:01:46.080
Me too.

03:01:46.080 --> 03:01:53.080
Do not clip that, but that was just, I'm just saying it in the game.

03:01:53.080 --> 03:01:55.080
Me too.

03:01:55.080 --> 03:01:59.080
Whoa, what just happened?

03:01:59.080 --> 03:02:01.080
It looks like we have a bit of a comment.

03:02:01.080 --> 03:02:02.080
Did you hear that?

03:02:02.080 --> 03:02:03.080
Yeah, I heard that.

03:02:03.080 --> 03:02:07.080
Why am I down here?

03:02:07.080 --> 03:02:08.080
Did you hear that?

03:02:08.080 --> 03:02:09.080
Oh, that wasn't y'all?

03:02:09.080 --> 03:02:10.080
Oh, Lord, I'm scared now.

03:02:10.080 --> 03:02:12.080
Yo, what's going on?

03:02:12.080 --> 03:02:18.640
wait a minute that wouldn't y'all make that noise stop messing around that was

03:02:18.640 --> 03:02:28.280
you it was not me you should go check it out fine I'm not scared or alright I'm

03:02:28.280 --> 03:02:31.360
gonna go upstairs y'all I'm gonna go figure out what's going on cuz I'm

03:02:31.360 --> 03:02:33.360
I'm big and tough.

03:02:36.860 --> 03:02:38.860
I'm handling it. I'll be back in a minute.

03:02:40.360 --> 03:02:42.360
Hey, is anybody up here?

03:02:48.360 --> 03:02:50.360
I just heard a door open. What did?

03:02:55.860 --> 03:02:57.860
I heard a door open.

03:02:57.860 --> 03:03:04.060
there was a guy in the window yeah probably was the same dude I saw earlier in the game

03:03:04.060 --> 03:03:14.060
Hey, anybody up here?

03:03:14.060 --> 03:03:19.060
There's anybody up here?

03:03:19.060 --> 03:03:24.060
I don't think you want these problems.

03:03:24.060 --> 03:03:28.060
Is that some eyes?

03:03:28.060 --> 03:03:33.060
What am I looking at?

03:03:33.060 --> 03:03:40.060
I can't see nothing.

03:03:40.060 --> 03:03:45.140
I'm still checking it out y'all.

03:03:45.140 --> 03:03:46.140
Just give me a minute.

03:03:46.140 --> 03:03:47.140
I'm almost done.

03:03:47.140 --> 03:03:48.640
I'm just making sure I heard a noise.

03:03:48.640 --> 03:03:51.580
I think they ran off when they heard me though.

03:03:51.580 --> 03:03:52.580
Yep.

03:03:52.580 --> 03:03:56.580
Alright, let's be back in a minute.

03:03:56.580 --> 03:04:02.820
I'm going to go check the rest of the rooms because I'm tough and big.

03:04:02.820 --> 03:04:09.820
Oh man, that's- oh.

03:04:09.820 --> 03:04:13.300
Oh, oh man, oh.

03:04:13.300 --> 03:04:14.900
I'mma check out in here first.

03:04:14.900 --> 03:04:16.740
I'mma check out in here.

03:04:16.740 --> 03:04:17.740
Okay.

03:04:17.740 --> 03:04:26.060
We got a, uh, this empty- I am glad there's not an option to hide.

03:04:26.060 --> 03:04:29.060
I'm not gonna lie.

03:04:29.060 --> 03:04:36.060
Is this girl found dead?

03:04:36.060 --> 03:04:43.540
Police launch homicide investigation, body discovered in local park.

03:04:43.540 --> 03:04:44.540
Park.

03:04:44.540 --> 03:04:49.340
Can I turn this lamp on this little door?

03:04:49.340 --> 03:04:51.180
I'm gaining aura points right now, Chad.

03:04:51.180 --> 03:04:58.060
They don't know that I'm scared up here, but all they think is, yo, he's so tough.

03:04:58.060 --> 03:05:13.060
Okay, there's nothing up here, okay so you so tough, well yeah that's just what I do.

03:05:13.060 --> 03:05:17.260
The place on it.

03:05:17.260 --> 03:05:22.660
Why did I and board fall over?

03:05:22.660 --> 03:05:28.340
Let's go check down the hall.

03:05:28.340 --> 03:05:33.740
This was the room from the 616 game

03:05:33.740 --> 03:05:37.320
dad where we were sleeping and our dad walked in the room

03:05:37.320 --> 03:05:43.020
butt naked. We never forget it. We were sleeping in that bed and he walked in

03:05:43.020 --> 03:05:44.860
in here completely butt naked.

03:05:44.860 --> 03:05:45.860
Do y'all remember that?

03:05:48.460 --> 03:05:51.460
Like fully butt naked, like fully butt naked.

03:05:51.460 --> 03:05:53.460
And they did even bother censoring it.

03:05:56.740 --> 03:05:57.740
What is this?

03:06:00.300 --> 03:06:02.260
Okay, there's like a figurine in here.

03:06:04.820 --> 03:06:06.500
Okay, there's nothing in this room.

03:06:09.820 --> 03:06:10.820
One more room.

03:06:13.020 --> 03:06:21.780
There's something behind that curtain, huh?

03:06:21.780 --> 03:06:23.260
No censor is crazy.

03:06:23.260 --> 03:06:27.720
Oh dude, 616 games did not care back in the day.

03:06:27.720 --> 03:06:30.660
They would put fully butt naked people in the games.

03:06:30.660 --> 03:06:31.900
No joke.

03:06:31.900 --> 03:06:34.220
Like fully butt naked stuff in the games.

03:06:34.220 --> 03:06:38.620
Like actually no joke.

03:06:38.620 --> 03:06:40.620
No censor, no nothing.

03:06:40.620 --> 03:06:47.660
Okay, nobody's in here. Let's go back downstairs and tell everybody that I was brave and that

03:06:47.660 --> 03:06:53.740
I investigated the upstairs and nobody's here. I cut this light on that makes it so much

03:06:53.740 --> 03:06:59.100
better. Thank you so much. I'm going to cut the light on here too. I just want some lights

03:06:59.100 --> 03:07:02.820
So, I can't turn it off.

03:07:02.820 --> 03:07:03.820
Yo, what's good, y'all?

03:07:03.820 --> 03:07:05.060
I went on ahead and did it.

03:07:07.900 --> 03:07:10.120
Braided an eye, you're too pretty to die.

03:07:25.820 --> 03:07:26.660
How'd it go?

03:07:26.660 --> 03:07:36.400
I saw something real freaky up there eyes widen quit messing around you're

03:07:36.400 --> 03:07:41.600
freaking Katie out I'm not messing around I'll just I'm gonna put everybody at

03:07:41.600 --> 03:07:47.040
ease sorry I'm sure it was just shadows playing tricks on me

03:07:47.040 --> 03:07:49.040
Anyways, how about we play a game?

03:07:56.040 --> 03:07:57.040
I'm free!

03:08:03.040 --> 03:08:07.040
I'm free! I can finally leave this place!

03:08:17.040 --> 03:08:28.720
Okay, I was almost gone on that one.

03:08:28.720 --> 03:08:34.040
I was almost gone on that one.

03:08:34.040 --> 03:08:35.040
What kind of game?

03:08:35.040 --> 03:08:36.040
The fun kind.

03:08:36.040 --> 03:08:37.040
Oh, we're going to play Spin the Bottle?

03:08:37.040 --> 03:08:38.040
I bet.

03:08:38.040 --> 03:08:39.040
Y'all cool with that?

03:08:39.040 --> 03:08:40.040
Let's play Spin the Bottle.

03:08:40.040 --> 03:08:43.040
I bet y'all could look at this place spin the bottle.

03:08:46.040 --> 03:08:51.040
All right, the name of the game is an hour and seven minutes in heaven, dope.

03:08:54.040 --> 03:08:57.040
So the rules are you spin the bottle here and whoever it lands on,

03:08:57.040 --> 03:09:00.040
you have to go into the pantry with over there for work.

03:09:01.040 --> 03:09:03.040
What are we doing?

03:09:03.040 --> 03:09:10.040
And do what?

03:09:10.040 --> 03:09:13.040
Whatever you-

03:09:33.040 --> 03:09:43.980
Why are you asking me this, Katie?

03:09:43.980 --> 03:09:45.380
Say yes.

03:09:45.380 --> 03:09:57.060
Say and no would be lying.

03:09:57.060 --> 03:09:58.060
You know what, Katie?

03:09:58.060 --> 03:09:59.060
Yeah, someone.

03:09:59.060 --> 03:10:25.940
I'm trying to go home dude I don't like it here no more.

03:10:25.940 --> 03:10:26.940
You should have lied.

03:10:26.940 --> 03:10:28.980
No, it said lying, parentheses.

03:10:28.980 --> 03:10:30.020
I'm telling the truth here.

03:10:33.380 --> 03:10:36.340
All right, so since you went and checked out the noise,

03:10:36.340 --> 03:10:37.620
I'll let you spin first.

03:10:37.620 --> 03:10:38.980
Then we'll go clockwise.

03:10:38.980 --> 03:10:41.480
I bet.

03:10:41.480 --> 03:10:42.180
All right, man.

03:10:49.100 --> 03:10:50.580
This is when I spin the bottle and it

03:10:50.580 --> 03:10:52.340
aims over to the dark corner.

03:10:52.340 --> 03:10:54.820
Then I flip a line on and Chris Redfield just sitting

03:10:54.820 --> 03:11:01.820
over there and nothing but a thong.

03:11:01.820 --> 03:11:04.820
Dude, dude, dude.

03:11:04.820 --> 03:11:05.820
Alright.

03:11:05.820 --> 03:11:10.820
Just gonna bottle this game.

03:11:10.820 --> 03:11:18.820
Hey, make it awkward and let it don't break.

03:11:18.820 --> 03:11:21.820
Hey, dude, whoa!

03:11:21.820 --> 03:11:40.540
You gotta be kidding me oh come on bro that's your girlfriend dude you know why are we even

03:11:40.540 --> 03:11:50.620
doing this should I spin again no that would defeat the whole purpose of the game just hurry

03:11:50.620 --> 03:11:57.820
up and get it over with let's get to it then have fun you bro this is the most

03:11:57.820 --> 03:12:07.620
high school dude oh my god we won't I don't even know what a pantry is bro

03:12:07.620 --> 03:12:11.020
that's the first time I've ever said that

03:12:11.020 --> 03:12:14.100
It's just a pantry.

03:12:14.100 --> 03:12:15.700
Oh lord, that's the basement.

03:12:18.580 --> 03:12:20.300
I don't wanna play this game.

03:12:32.460 --> 03:12:33.740
You just wanna play rock, paper, scissors

03:12:33.740 --> 03:12:35.140
for six minutes or something.

03:12:37.700 --> 03:12:39.500
Yo, med with the five, thank you.

03:12:41.020 --> 03:12:58.180
So, uh, uh, Maudy seems nice, yeah I mean she's different but she's cool, yeah that's

03:12:58.180 --> 03:12:59.180
what's up.

03:12:59.180 --> 03:13:08.340
Have you guys hung out much before, or did y'all just meet or something like that?

03:13:08.340 --> 03:13:13.820
Really this is actually the first time I ran into her outside the outside one night last weekend

03:13:14.780 --> 03:13:17.160
Why are you just saying cool say something else?

03:13:17.860 --> 03:13:19.860
You're gonna make it awkward

03:13:20.660 --> 03:13:22.660
cool

03:13:23.100 --> 03:13:25.100
So what is great instead about me

03:13:38.340 --> 03:13:52.900
Oh, my goodness.

03:13:52.900 --> 03:13:58.380
The play here is like we really don't talk about you, not go on, that's the play here.

03:13:58.380 --> 03:13:59.380
That's the play.

03:13:59.380 --> 03:14:07.940
But I think I'm going to say the bottom one.

03:14:07.940 --> 03:14:12.940
So he says you're like, uh-uh-uh.

03:14:12.940 --> 03:14:13.520
That's it?

03:14:13.520 --> 03:14:15.940
I mean, I totally am.

03:14:15.940 --> 03:14:17.940
OK.

03:14:17.940 --> 03:14:18.940
OK.

03:14:18.940 --> 03:14:19.940
OK, Katie.

03:14:23.940 --> 03:14:24.440
Ah!

03:14:29.540 --> 03:14:32.460
What's going on?

03:14:32.460 --> 03:14:33.740
Ha-ha, time's up.

03:14:33.740 --> 03:14:35.740
Oh, man.

03:14:35.740 --> 03:14:36.580
Thank you.

03:14:42.060 --> 03:14:43.100
All right, y'all.

03:14:45.540 --> 03:14:47.220
I probably gonna go ahead and head out for tonight,

03:14:47.220 --> 03:14:48.160
not gonna lie.

03:14:51.020 --> 03:14:51.860
Man.

03:14:53.020 --> 03:14:53.860
Don't talk to Monty.

03:14:53.860 --> 03:14:54.980
Yeah, what's up Monty?

03:14:56.180 --> 03:14:57.900
Yeah, it's my turn.

03:14:57.900 --> 03:14:58.740
Good luck.

03:15:01.500 --> 03:15:02.700
Please stop knocking me.

03:15:04.340 --> 03:15:05.620
Knock me, please, no.

03:15:05.740 --> 03:15:07.740
This bottle is lit!

03:15:23.740 --> 03:15:25.740
Wow, somebody's getting lucky tonight.

03:15:30.740 --> 03:15:32.740
What the hell are we doing there, man?

03:15:35.740 --> 03:16:01.740
I'm going to cut this line real quick, I'll be right back.

03:16:01.740 --> 03:16:14.060
Oh, I did not mean to do that, my bad.

03:16:14.060 --> 03:16:15.060
So here we are.

03:16:15.060 --> 03:16:16.060
What do you want to do?

03:16:16.060 --> 03:16:26.060
Truth or dare, I guess, or we could...

03:16:26.060 --> 03:16:41.060
I'll go truth or dare truth. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you so much. You didn't say

03:16:41.060 --> 03:16:51.740
dare. Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. What's your biggest fear? Probably like dying, but

03:16:51.740 --> 03:16:56.280
But then being trapped on earth is a ghoul or spirit or something forever with nobody

03:16:56.280 --> 03:17:04.820
to talk to.

03:17:04.820 --> 03:17:10.260
Are you already a spirit by chance?

03:17:10.260 --> 03:17:17.260
Are you the girl that died in the park two weeks ago?

03:17:17.260 --> 03:17:28.500
You never really thought about that scenario yet, that would suck.

03:17:28.500 --> 03:17:30.500
Truth or dare?

03:17:30.500 --> 03:17:31.500
Truth.

03:17:31.500 --> 03:17:34.500
Do you want to- WHAT?!

03:17:34.500 --> 03:17:59.880
I said, why was it why why couldn't I why was no not an option? Why is the character

03:17:59.880 --> 03:18:08.280
overriding what I wanted to do.

03:18:08.280 --> 03:18:12.000
Why did the character not give me an option to say no, not her, my character.

03:18:12.000 --> 03:18:22.640
The options were yes or I don't know.

03:18:22.640 --> 03:18:24.640
The lights, where did you go?

03:18:24.640 --> 03:18:25.640
Don't do that.

03:18:25.640 --> 03:18:28.640
No, I don't want to do that.

03:18:28.640 --> 03:18:35.360
I don't wanna do that.

03:18:35.360 --> 03:18:36.360
She's dead.

03:18:36.360 --> 03:18:45.360
I said I'd give you some porn on the couch.

03:18:45.360 --> 03:18:46.360
Damn.

03:18:46.360 --> 03:18:58.360
Whoa chill, I just turned off the lights.

03:18:58.360 --> 03:18:59.160
I saw some.

03:19:00.860 --> 03:19:01.960
Wait, where's Bonnie?

03:19:02.960 --> 03:19:04.160
The thing maybe it took.

03:19:04.160 --> 03:19:04.860
Oh, my goodness.

03:19:04.860 --> 03:19:06.060
My prediction was right.

03:19:06.760 --> 03:19:10.060
She is the girl that died at the park two weeks ago.

03:19:11.960 --> 03:19:13.560
She hasn't been real the whole time.

03:19:13.560 --> 03:19:15.260
That's why she's looked ghostly.

03:19:18.060 --> 03:19:19.160
Am I correct here?

03:19:19.460 --> 03:19:20.760
I think I'm correct here.

03:19:21.460 --> 03:19:21.860
Chat.

03:19:22.460 --> 03:19:23.960
Dude, like for real, no joke.

03:19:28.360 --> 03:19:34.720
the thing maybe it took her the thing huh nice try guys she's just behind the

03:19:34.720 --> 03:19:45.040
door right no she's gone man she gone she's not in here I'm telling you she

03:19:45.040 --> 03:19:47.800
was here one minute that the lights went out and then there was this creature

03:19:47.800 --> 03:19:56.800
they look like granny what's going on they're trying to prank us that something

03:19:56.800 --> 03:20:02.600
came and took money away. I swear I'm not lying. We have to find her. All right, fine.

03:20:02.600 --> 03:20:04.080
I'll play along. Let's look for it.

03:20:09.640 --> 03:20:16.840
This this is when they check all the rooms and I just run home and forget any of this

03:20:16.880 --> 03:20:21.960
ever happened. No joke. Yo, lurker official with the five. Thank you.

03:20:26.800 --> 03:20:28.800
Money

03:20:30.160 --> 03:20:33.720
Where are you money if you come out I'll give you a little bit of money

03:20:41.640 --> 03:20:45.000
Oh, why that door lock yo yo brain why that door lock I

03:20:48.760 --> 03:20:54.800
Should be in the closet with Katie right now. You're really messing things up with your little game. I swear. I'm not lying

03:20:54.800 --> 03:21:02.440
I'm not a star somebody lot. I got a chopper in the car. Oh, I got a chopper in the car

03:21:02.440 --> 03:21:04.920
Oh, I bet. Oh, I gotta go down here

03:21:09.120 --> 03:21:11.120
Money you down here

03:21:12.600 --> 03:21:14.600
Money

03:21:15.960 --> 03:21:17.960
Money

03:21:20.000 --> 03:21:22.000
Money easy

03:21:24.800 --> 03:21:33.980
Mon easy you down here where Mon easy yet

03:21:34.480 --> 03:21:38.480
chat I'm up to go upstairs huh

03:21:41.240 --> 03:21:47.600
worse Katie at by the way I don't even see Katie

03:21:47.600 --> 03:21:54.600
Yo, Monsky! Why is that figurine right here again?

03:22:00.600 --> 03:22:02.600
Do you love me?

03:22:02.600 --> 03:22:04.600
What?

03:22:09.600 --> 03:22:11.600
Uh...

03:22:12.600 --> 03:22:14.600
What?

03:22:17.600 --> 03:22:27.320
Mommy I personally think she's the dead girl from the newspaper right here see

03:22:27.600 --> 03:22:38.640
three local wait whoa what wait what did it say this before three local teens

03:22:38.640 --> 03:22:46.160
missing on the 23rd year anniversary of tragic unsolved murder wait she didn't

03:22:46.160 --> 03:22:52.840
died two weeks ago. She died 23 years ago. And there's only been three of us here this

03:22:52.840 --> 03:23:00.460
whole game because she's died 23 years ago. We're the three local teams missing. We died

03:23:00.460 --> 03:23:02.460
tonight

03:23:24.580 --> 03:23:26.580
What I don't even know where Katie is

03:23:30.460 --> 03:23:33.460
Quit fooling around, Monty's missing.

03:23:33.460 --> 03:23:38.460
I'm sure she's around, she seems like the type to try and scare people.

03:23:38.460 --> 03:23:42.460
Something freaky's going on here.

03:23:42.460 --> 03:23:48.460
Maybe she just got freaked out by you in the closet and ran.

03:23:48.460 --> 03:23:52.460
Whatever if you disappear, I won't bother looking for you then.

03:23:52.460 --> 03:23:55.460
Idiot.

03:24:00.460 --> 03:24:02.460
Oh, my God!

03:24:02.460 --> 03:24:04.460
You're braided!

03:24:04.460 --> 03:24:06.460
Katie just got snapped!

03:24:08.460 --> 03:24:12.460
Braided! Katie just got snapped up in the back hole!

03:24:14.460 --> 03:24:16.460
Sorry with the file, thank you!

03:24:20.460 --> 03:24:23.460
It taught Katie he's probably dead.

03:24:25.460 --> 03:24:27.460
What do you mean she's dead?

03:24:27.460 --> 03:24:30.460
What do you mean, she's dead?

03:24:30.460 --> 03:24:34.460
The thing that got Monty had got her too, I've seen it.

03:24:34.460 --> 03:24:39.460
Great, now you're all in on it. Where did it get her at? In the bathroom upstairs.

03:24:39.460 --> 03:24:42.460
Outta my way. Great, don't do it.

03:24:42.460 --> 03:24:46.460
Great, and there's a newspaper upstairs, we all die!

03:24:51.460 --> 03:24:53.460
Oh my...

03:24:57.460 --> 03:25:10.060
Oh Lord have mercy GG the newspaper was true

03:25:10.060 --> 03:25:17.060
You guys?

03:25:24.060 --> 03:25:26.060
Wait.

03:25:31.060 --> 03:25:32.060
That's-

03:25:35.060 --> 03:25:36.060
Wait, what?

03:25:38.060 --> 03:25:39.060
What are you doing in here?

03:25:39.060 --> 03:25:47.580
Monty where you been? Huh? We were in the pantry together then you disappeared.

03:25:47.580 --> 03:25:56.500
What? Raiden, Katie and I have been looking all over the place for you. Are you okay?

03:25:57.500 --> 03:26:01.500
I swear we were in the closet, then the lights went out, there was this thing and

03:26:01.500 --> 03:26:04.180
then you were gone.

03:26:09.060 --> 03:26:12.060
You're serious, aren't you? I swear!

03:26:15.060 --> 03:26:19.060
Okay, what if maybe you're a different version of you, like for another dimension?

03:26:20.060 --> 03:26:22.060
What's Monty talking about?

03:26:24.060 --> 03:26:30.060
Yeah, I'm like, that stuff happening to you there, and then you switch places with our version who was just hiding in this room.

03:26:32.060 --> 03:26:34.060
Monty, come on.

03:26:34.060 --> 03:26:42.860
You ain't Neil deGrasse Tyson over here talking about multi-universe theory or something.

03:26:42.860 --> 03:26:43.860
I don't think so.

03:26:43.860 --> 03:26:51.900
Well, that's either that or you've lost your mind.

03:26:51.900 --> 03:26:54.180
What about these dolls of our friends here?

03:26:54.180 --> 03:26:56.180
Oh, the dolls.

03:26:56.180 --> 03:26:59.180
Well, these are...

03:26:59.180 --> 03:27:03.180
Why'd you call me then?

03:27:03.180 --> 03:27:29.180
What are you?

03:27:29.180 --> 03:27:32.300
I got made into a doll.

03:27:32.300 --> 03:27:33.880
Okay, that is creepy.

03:27:34.760 --> 03:27:36.000
BAD HANDICKE!

03:27:56.460 --> 03:27:57.580
No...

03:27:58.100 --> 03:28:01.740
I don't even know how... Dude, this game is actually really good. That was like really good.

03:28:02.300 --> 03:28:12.620
What's the good ending? I wouldn't even know how to get what? Bro, how would I even get

03:28:12.620 --> 03:28:20.980
the good ending?

03:28:20.980 --> 03:28:33.680
Hey, there's a video on YouTube with a good ending.

03:28:33.680 --> 03:28:40.200
What a hidden banger.

03:28:40.200 --> 03:28:42.640
That was was that not goaded?

03:28:42.640 --> 03:28:43.920
That was actually good.

03:28:43.920 --> 03:28:47.880
We went two for two.

03:28:47.880 --> 03:29:00.300
was like legitimately like a hidden banger no joke tell me what okay we're

03:29:00.300 --> 03:29:03.900
gonna see the alternate ending here I'm gonna look at on YouTube got to I was

03:29:03.900 --> 03:29:09.620
invested in that was y'all not invested in that I was invested in that

03:29:09.620 --> 03:29:18.900
Let me see.

03:29:18.900 --> 03:29:22.540
Type one if he was invested.

03:29:22.540 --> 03:29:27.580
Here's one right here.

03:29:27.580 --> 03:29:42.420
Wait, how did you wind up outside?

03:29:42.420 --> 03:29:55.220
Whatever, we still gonna see what happens.

03:29:55.220 --> 03:29:57.220
How did you get to get in there?

03:30:10.220 --> 03:30:12.220
So it says the same thing.

03:30:16.220 --> 03:30:18.220
She made the dolls.

03:30:21.220 --> 03:30:24.220
It's complicated. I didn't kill them if that's what you're afraid of.

03:30:25.220 --> 03:30:27.220
Then where are they?

03:30:27.560 --> 03:30:31.660
They're right here. I just made them less annoying and now we can be alone together

03:30:33.700 --> 03:30:39.880
Are you gonna turn me into a doll of course not I would never trap my okay

03:30:45.220 --> 03:30:48.220
It's not my fault what I am or what they did to me

03:30:49.420 --> 03:30:51.420
They hated me for the clothes I will

03:30:51.780 --> 03:30:53.780
Did they kill her? No

03:30:55.220 --> 03:31:20.580
I don't care to read the details and I'm sure you can guess.

03:31:20.580 --> 03:31:21.580
I'm just me.

03:31:27.580 --> 03:31:28.880
You better not say yes.

03:31:50.580 --> 03:32:14.580
I have too much self-respect.

03:32:14.580 --> 03:32:16.580
Get ready!

03:32:34.580 --> 03:32:36.580
Dead!

03:32:44.580 --> 03:33:09.900
that was a good game that that was a good game I actually like that chat a

03:33:09.900 --> 03:33:14.060
job like that that was actually a good game the story and everything that was

03:33:14.060 --> 03:33:18.380
actually game of the year we went to for two no joke that was straight cinema

03:33:18.380 --> 03:33:24.540
what still dead anyway yeah but I think it's best like that that was a good game

03:33:24.540 --> 03:33:27.740
right there no joke game of the year cats I've won if that was game of the

03:33:27.740 --> 03:33:34.020
year ski I think it was ski think it could have been game of the year ski you

03:33:34.020 --> 03:33:40.620
already know what time it is though time to slang some tapes and make some money

03:33:40.620 --> 03:33:42.620
Let's go!

03:35:40.620 --> 03:35:41.220
No.

03:35:57.920 --> 03:35:58.920
Walkin'!

03:36:01.660 --> 03:36:04.500
Time to make this some more money.

03:36:04.500 --> 03:36:34.440
And yesterday's episode, we, new movie release day, new movie release day, Doug, all men

03:36:34.440 --> 03:36:40.380
it snow and we ain't gonna get no customers on top of everything else. Lord have mercy

03:36:40.380 --> 03:36:43.700
on top of us never getting customers anyway. We're not gonna get customers because it's

03:36:43.700 --> 03:36:50.340
it's it's it's it's it's you know, let's restock the snacks real quick. Y'all know the drill.

03:36:50.340 --> 03:37:00.620
Get these restocked. Chat good news though. It is a new movie release day. That is a good

03:37:00.620 --> 03:37:06.600
thing. Is it not a good thing chat? Yes it is in case you were wondering. Oh put some

03:37:06.600 --> 03:37:20.180
fire egg balls on there. Put some SIRBOMBS ON ME. Put some party mix. And then let's do

03:37:20.180 --> 03:37:25.180
break this bar. Clean. Check the weather by the calendar.

03:37:32.180 --> 03:37:37.780
Yeah, GG. Oh my goodness. Oh no, it increases. Wait.

03:37:43.280 --> 03:37:43.780
Yeah.

03:37:43.780 --> 03:37:49.900
So, we're going to have that on top of the new movie release.

03:37:49.900 --> 03:37:54.660
So what is no longer a new movie now?

03:37:54.660 --> 03:37:59.940
Is the Draconic movie, okay, this is no longer a new movie chat, so y'all know what that

03:37:59.940 --> 03:38:01.440
means.

03:38:01.440 --> 03:38:03.740
We're going to sell 90% of them.

03:38:03.740 --> 03:38:05.740
That's how we do, right?

03:38:05.740 --> 03:38:06.740
Yes.

03:38:06.740 --> 03:38:09.020
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

03:38:09.020 --> 03:38:10.020
There we go.

03:38:10.020 --> 03:38:18.740
sell these beautiful is that that's not all of them is it I'm gonna leave one

03:38:18.740 --> 03:38:27.600
right there just in case beautiful and I'm gonna stick if it just mirrors this

03:38:27.600 --> 03:38:30.560
dude just standing across the way staring in there what's wrong with this

03:38:30.560 --> 03:38:39.000
dude I must get rid of this sell this we need every every little bit of money we

03:38:39.000 --> 03:38:47.460
can get right now all right all right new movie there's another broken movie

03:38:47.460 --> 03:38:51.680
you gotta be kidding me and it's one of the new ones I could be selling right

03:38:51.680 --> 03:39:00.200
now oh my goodness man Lord have I'm selling that one stand that for me real

03:39:00.200 --> 03:39:02.800
quickly. I'll do it.

03:39:06.000 --> 03:39:09.800
Chad, I'm selling this chat. I am selling the Super Rare version

03:39:09.800 --> 03:39:10.300
of this movie.

03:39:14.000 --> 03:39:20.840
I'm selling this right here. It is worth how much $34. We got

03:39:20.840 --> 03:39:27.720
to do that all day. All day. We're doing that all day. It's

03:39:27.720 --> 03:39:30.120
gonna get broken watch. Well, that doesn't matter because

03:39:30.120 --> 03:39:41.400
being sold and it's gone forever. Alright, new movie release. How many should I get?

03:39:43.560 --> 03:39:49.880
I just got here. Can you restart stream? You don't lost your mind. 15 of them.

03:39:52.520 --> 03:39:58.360
That's a lot of money, man. Alright, it comes with the free poster too. Let's go and put that up

03:39:58.360 --> 03:40:10.480
up real quick. Put this right here, right in the window. Plain is, plain as day right

03:40:10.480 --> 03:40:16.120
there. Let's go stock them up. Let's go and open up actually lock it. Yo, Leah, it's gonna

03:40:16.120 --> 03:40:27.080
be a super busy day. Lock in. All right, let's get it. Lock in. We got 15 of these. These

03:40:27.080 --> 03:40:29.640
You should be flying off the shelves, Chad.

03:40:29.640 --> 03:40:31.480
Flying, I dare you!

03:40:36.760 --> 03:40:37.600
Clean.

03:40:42.120 --> 03:40:42.960
Clean!

03:40:47.600 --> 03:40:49.320
Who is calling this army in the morning?

03:40:49.320 --> 03:40:52.120
Redfields, well, I can reserve that for you.

03:40:52.120 --> 03:40:54.040
Yo, Leah, the shift just started.

03:40:54.040 --> 03:40:56.400
You already going to blow that bathroom up.

03:40:56.400 --> 03:40:58.400
WHAT ARE YOU EATING EVERY DAY, LEA?

03:41:04.400 --> 03:41:08.400
Can somebody clip that face when she turned around to take a dump?

03:41:11.400 --> 03:41:14.400
That was the face of sheer agony.

03:41:16.400 --> 03:41:17.400
Oh...

03:41:19.400 --> 03:41:22.400
My goodness, did you see that?

03:41:22.400 --> 03:41:44.000
I can't describe the look on her face.

03:41:44.000 --> 03:42:10.040
I'll be right with you one second

03:42:10.040 --> 03:42:14.040
Why is this in the floor?

03:42:14.040 --> 03:42:16.040
What are we doing?

03:42:16.040 --> 03:42:18.040
Yo, is Leah slacking?

03:42:18.040 --> 03:42:20.040
What's happening?

03:42:24.040 --> 03:42:26.040
How you doing, ma'am?

03:42:26.040 --> 03:42:30.040
You got one movie that's gonna be $7 and $3 for your change.

03:42:30.040 --> 03:42:31.040
Have a beautiful night.

03:42:31.040 --> 03:42:32.040
Leah, you all right?

03:42:32.040 --> 03:42:34.040
I heard you blowing that bathroom up.

03:42:34.040 --> 03:42:35.040
How you doing, ma'am?

03:42:35.040 --> 03:42:38.040
$3.50, $6.50 for your change.

03:42:38.040 --> 03:42:39.040
Have a beautiful night.

03:42:39.040 --> 03:42:46.440
you. How you doing? Okay, two romance movies. I see you, Amanda. $12. You have a great day.

03:42:46.440 --> 03:42:52.240
Thank you so much. How you doing, big dog? Three movies. I got you right here and you

03:42:52.240 --> 03:43:00.360
got two new releases. $18 to free a change. Have a good one. How you doing, ma'am? Okay,

03:43:00.360 --> 03:43:06.000
two romances as well. You got to wear so please don't break it. $3. Have a great night. Thank

03:43:06.000 --> 03:43:13.480
Thank you. How you doing today, ma'am? You having a great day? I sure am. There was

03:43:13.480 --> 03:43:19.160
somebody else in Amanda a second ago. $7, $3 for your change. Have a beautiful day.

03:43:19.160 --> 03:43:22.520
Thank you. How you doing, big doll?

03:43:36.000 --> 03:43:47.000
You got another adult movie yo Theodore are you kidding me?

03:43:47.000 --> 03:43:55.000
And you returned a damaged movie I will oh my goodness.

03:43:55.000 --> 03:44:00.000
Give me the feed you are unbelievable get out of my sight Theodore.

03:44:00.000 --> 03:44:03.000
You gonna come here with a spinner hat on and get two adult movies.

03:44:03.000 --> 03:44:10.240
movies. That's unreal. How you doing, sir? That's gonna be a $7. That's gonna be $18

03:44:10.240 --> 03:44:22.120
to free a change. Have a good day. Yes. $70 grant. We're back. How you doing, ma'am?

03:44:22.120 --> 03:44:23.400
You want an old movie?

03:44:23.400 --> 03:44:25.120
I can find you an old movie real quick.

03:44:30.560 --> 03:44:32.280
No, no.

03:44:32.280 --> 03:44:33.080
OK, an old movie.

03:44:33.080 --> 03:44:34.920
Let's get an old fantasy here.

03:44:34.920 --> 03:44:37.840
Old fantasy, the sword and the pirate.

03:44:37.840 --> 03:44:38.920
Awful reviews.

03:44:38.920 --> 03:44:39.800
There you go.

03:44:39.800 --> 03:44:41.560
Thank you.

03:44:41.560 --> 03:44:44.920
I was hoping one day somebody is going to walk in here

03:44:44.920 --> 03:44:45.520
and rent this.

03:44:45.520 --> 03:44:50.440
I don't know who it's going to be, but somebody will.

03:44:50.440 --> 03:44:51.600
$4, big dog.

03:44:51.600 --> 03:45:00.800
dollar for your change. Have a good day. Thank you. How you doing, man? 1050, 450 for your change.

03:45:00.800 --> 03:45:09.840
Have a great night. Can I help you? You just gonna stand here? Turn around. It's you're looking

03:45:09.840 --> 03:45:19.120
for this movie that's right in front of you. Like what? How you doing, man? Three movies and a

03:45:19.120 --> 03:45:24.440
chocolate bar I got you right here 1550 450 for your change you have a good

03:45:24.440 --> 03:45:32.560
night yes ma'am to the movies $11 for your change oh you ain't getting all

03:45:32.560 --> 03:45:38.320
that have a great day thank you how we doing big dog I know you didn't I know

03:45:38.320 --> 03:45:42.280
you didn't I know you did not just walk up in here with the with the with an

03:45:42.280 --> 03:45:47.200
adult movie already all right it's all good I ain't gonna lie and you want some

03:45:47.200 --> 03:45:49.060
Cotton Candy, what's your adult movie?

03:45:49.060 --> 03:45:49.900
Good Lord.

03:45:51.020 --> 03:45:52.340
Nasty ideas!

03:45:56.640 --> 03:45:58.440
What you gonna do putting in your adult movie

03:45:58.440 --> 03:46:00.400
and eat some, eat some, Paul!

03:46:07.000 --> 03:46:07.840
Hey, dude!

03:46:07.840 --> 03:46:08.840
What?

03:46:08.840 --> 03:46:09.840
What?

03:46:09.840 --> 03:46:10.840
What?

03:46:10.840 --> 03:46:11.840
What?

03:46:11.840 --> 03:46:12.840
What?

03:46:42.840 --> 03:46:48.840
I'm still at work. My bad. Hold up.

03:46:48.840 --> 03:46:57.840
How you doing, ma'am? Hope you're having a great day. Sorry about that delay. $4 a dollar for your change. Thank you. How you doing, big doll?

03:46:57.840 --> 03:47:02.840
You got this movie. I got you right here. Have a great day. Thank you. Yes, sir.

03:47:02.840 --> 03:47:09.840
Two movies. That's gonna run you 1050, 450 for your change. You have a great day. Thank you.

03:47:09.840 --> 03:47:14.280
You have a great day. Thank you so much. Yes, sir. Golly.

03:47:14.280 --> 03:47:20.280
Die trying. I got you right here. There you go. You better not break it.

03:47:20.280 --> 03:47:25.280
How we doing today? Uh, Emma, you know, if you spell your name backwards, it spells Emma.

03:47:25.280 --> 03:47:30.280
Even though, yeah. Have a good day. Thank you.

03:47:30.280 --> 03:47:34.280
What's good, big dog?

03:47:34.280 --> 03:47:37.280
Two movies. I got you right here.

03:47:37.280 --> 03:47:41.280
You have a great day, sir. Thank you.

03:47:41.280 --> 03:47:48.280
See, you have to thank that y'all are questioning what I said shows that y'all just got played.

03:47:48.280 --> 03:47:52.280
You want everything slushy? I got you right here.

03:47:52.280 --> 03:48:02.280
There you go, sir. That's going to run you 2225, William.

03:48:02.280 --> 03:48:14.040
William $2.75. Whoa, I gave you too much. Hey, get back here. Yes, you want a new release?

03:48:14.040 --> 03:48:22.120
I got you right here. Just came out today, man. Thank you. How we doing today? All righty, ma'am.

03:48:22.120 --> 03:48:27.560
That is going to run you 1250. I got 250 for your change. Thank you so much for shopping at

03:48:27.560 --> 03:48:34.200
Bradfield's relish. I know you did not just come in here and get candy and two

03:48:34.200 --> 03:48:38.840
adult movies and on top of that you got this adult movie on top of it. Are we

03:48:38.840 --> 03:48:51.280
dead serious? Yo Adam, oh my goodness Adam you are and then you're gonna are

03:48:51.280 --> 03:49:00.800
you. Have a good day, Adam. Yes, ma'am. How are we doing? You want to buck in a popcorn?

03:49:00.800 --> 03:49:05.840
Finally, somebody got some popcorn. God, at least there like multiple shifts and nobody's got some

03:49:05.840 --> 03:49:12.880
popcorn. Is my popcorn not no good or something? About time. There you go, ma'am. That's gonna run

03:49:12.880 --> 03:49:20.640
you 1150. Thank you, 350 for your change. Have a good one. All right, sir, drop the movies. You ain't

03:49:20.640 --> 03:49:23.440
I gotta stare at me for 10 seconds before you drop the movies down.

03:49:23.440 --> 03:49:24.440
I don't understand.

03:49:24.440 --> 03:49:26.040
Like, come on, man.

03:49:26.040 --> 03:49:29.240
1750, we gotta get this show on the road, big doll.

03:49:29.240 --> 03:49:30.240
Have a good one.

03:49:30.240 --> 03:49:31.240
Yes, sir.

03:49:31.240 --> 03:49:32.240
Wow.

03:49:32.240 --> 03:49:33.240
Two romances, huh?

03:49:33.240 --> 03:49:34.240
And you got a new one.

03:49:34.240 --> 03:49:35.240
$13, $2.

03:49:35.240 --> 03:49:36.240
Have a good day.

03:49:36.240 --> 03:49:37.240
Yeah, we're at $2,000 again.

03:49:37.240 --> 03:49:38.240
Should I expand, bro?

03:49:38.240 --> 03:49:39.240
Should we expand?

03:49:39.240 --> 03:49:40.240
$32, ma'am.

03:49:40.240 --> 03:49:41.240
A3 is changed.

03:49:41.240 --> 03:49:47.160
$30 again. Should I expand, bro?

03:49:47.160 --> 03:49:53.160
Should we expand? $32, ma'am, eight for your change. Have a good day.

03:49:53.160 --> 03:50:00.160
Bro, that's so much money to expand. I'm not gonna lie.

03:50:00.160 --> 03:50:06.160
Thank you so much, sir. One good, you have a beautiful day. Thank you.

03:50:06.160 --> 03:50:19.880
how we did. I feel like that was a good day. So it was a new release day and it was a bad

03:50:19.880 --> 03:50:34.080
weather day which means more customers and we still didn't even crack the 300 mark.

03:50:34.080 --> 03:50:40.200
gonna set the whole operation off right there. That's gonna save the business. I'm expanding.

03:50:40.200 --> 03:50:53.640
I'm doing it. I am making the executive business decision right now. Should I do A or D?

03:50:53.640 --> 03:51:13.040
Hey, we just expanded- Oh, oh, there's a whole railing!

03:51:13.040 --> 03:51:16.040
Oh, that's cool!

03:51:16.040 --> 03:51:20.040
What do I put over here?

03:51:20.040 --> 03:51:27.040
We should not put everything over here.

03:51:27.040 --> 03:51:31.040
Snacks?

03:51:31.040 --> 03:51:38.040
Wait, you're right.

03:51:38.040 --> 03:51:40.040
Hold on.

03:51:40.040 --> 03:51:45.040
That is such a great purchase we just made.

03:51:45.040 --> 03:51:47.040
Hold up.

03:51:47.040 --> 03:51:58.960
great purchase we just made hold up look here type one if you're messed with

03:51:58.960 --> 03:52:02.920
this

03:52:06.360 --> 03:52:14.800
okay hold up let me let me cook just let me cook let me cook let me cook the

03:52:14.800 --> 03:52:19.200
chill zone, wait you might be cooking, hold up.

03:52:24.160 --> 03:52:28.000
I'm about to order a fridge.

03:52:29.560 --> 03:52:35.760
$400 is the most egregious thing I've ever seen in my life by the way.

03:52:44.800 --> 03:52:51.800
I guess that's me a little bit out from the wall.

03:52:51.800 --> 03:52:53.800
Boom.

03:52:53.800 --> 03:52:56.800
Boom.

03:52:56.800 --> 03:52:58.800
Shit.

03:52:58.800 --> 03:53:04.800
Can I know the sign, dude?

03:53:04.800 --> 03:53:06.800
No.

03:53:06.800 --> 03:53:09.800
No!

03:53:09.800 --> 03:53:11.800
Oh

03:53:39.800 --> 03:54:05.080
Wow, that's beautiful right there.

03:54:05.080 --> 03:54:15.100
Wait, that is that is beautiful right there. Wait a minute, move it back. Oh, is

03:54:15.100 --> 03:54:21.640
that why I couldn't do it? Oh, okay, I see what y'all saying. I see what y'all

03:54:21.640 --> 03:54:27.960
saying, dude. Okay, now where we put the adult section now?

03:54:27.960 --> 03:54:46.920
Let's put new releases in here, move this, new releases, yes.

03:54:46.920 --> 03:54:57.520
the corner of shame

03:54:57.520 --> 03:55:01.960
the corner of shame is back

03:55:01.960 --> 03:55:08.000
y'all messing with this expansion? I'm messing with it, no joke

03:55:08.000 --> 03:55:14.000
I know that nobody calling me right now

03:55:14.000 --> 03:55:15.000
Oh, that's beautiful.

03:55:19.820 --> 03:55:21.720
Redfields, rentals.

03:55:21.720 --> 03:55:23.680
I'm just trying to complain, get hung up on, idiot.

03:55:23.680 --> 03:55:26.280
I don't care what you're about to say, I do not care.

03:55:29.160 --> 03:55:30.720
When I'm gonna leave this sign here, hold up.

03:55:30.720 --> 03:55:31.560
I got an idea.

03:55:36.680 --> 03:55:37.520
Let me think.

03:55:38.440 --> 03:55:40.880
The chair, yeah, I'm gonna do some of the chair, hold up.

03:56:44.000 --> 03:57:00.520
That's beautiful. That that is beautiful. That is beautiful. We don't have money to do

03:57:00.520 --> 03:57:06.280
anything else right there, but that is so cozy dude.

03:57:12.160 --> 03:57:18.760
Paint what? Should I paint the chills on a different color?

03:58:00.520 --> 03:58:05.520
Yes!

03:58:05.520 --> 03:58:24.520
Jack, this is clean!

03:58:24.520 --> 03:58:26.520
Why

03:58:38.200 --> 03:58:40.200
It's nice

03:58:47.760 --> 03:58:50.660
Y'all rocket what that is oh wow that's clean

03:58:54.520 --> 03:58:56.520
Oh, man.

03:59:04.520 --> 03:59:06.520
Oh, yeah.

03:59:08.520 --> 03:59:10.520
Yeah.

03:59:17.520 --> 03:59:19.520
That right there?

03:59:19.520 --> 03:59:26.520
You can't do the stairs.

03:59:26.520 --> 03:59:30.520
Sealing.

03:59:30.520 --> 03:59:39.520
That's the same ceiling as that.

03:59:39.520 --> 04:00:07.080
Yeah, let's see the new let's see the new and improve when we walk in get you out of TV

04:00:07.080 --> 04:00:12.620
I'd go into debt for it, but we technically could should I?

04:00:12.620 --> 04:00:34.620
I'm not going to die.

04:00:34.620 --> 04:00:39.620
Should I pay $200 for a put of TV in there?

04:00:39.620 --> 04:00:55.620
You'll make it back. It's not

04:00:55.620 --> 04:00:57.620
working right now. Should we

04:00:57.620 --> 04:00:59.620
just wait? We need to just wait.

04:00:59.620 --> 04:01:01.620
This is dude. The chill zone is

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so clean. Yeah, we'll wait.

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We'll wait next episode. We'll put a TV in here. No joke chat type one. If you are very happy with this was a great episode

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That was the most we just spit like over a thousand dollars like two thousand dollars. This was beautiful right here

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This is go to

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The chill zones my favorite place on the planet not gonna lie

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The chill zone

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Bro, that's hard

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if we don't get more customers now oh lord how do I save the game could you

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imagine Chad if we don't get more customers now bro I don't even know

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what to say that was a great move right there gotta be that that was a great

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move dude no joke that was that was beautiful redfields real look clean

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great strength and i love y'all man hey appreciates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight

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appreciate all the get this subs don't those bits follows and of course i appreciate all y'all for

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this hanging out hey you're gonna have a good rest of y'all's night have a good day tomorrow and

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I'll see you tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. Love you tonight. Peace out y'all