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You know what I mean"}, {"start": 73.64, "end": 75.64, "text": " but it's I"}, {"start": 75.66, "end": 76.94, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 76.94, "end": 78.94, "text": " It's high though"}, {"start": 80.42, "end": 82.42, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 82.42, "end": 84.42, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 86.22, "end": 110.3, "text": " Yes, spend time."}, {"start": 110.3, "end": 115.74, "text": " Good Lord, hold up."}, {"start": 115.74000000000001, "end": 139.42000000000002, "text": " me and hold up. Yes. Crimson with the 10. Thank you. W Crimson with the 10. Thank you"}, {"start": 139.42000000000002, "end": 148.9, "text": " creams and with the 10 cheers"}, {"start": 156.02, "end": 158.88000000000002, "text": " was good was wrong was good challenge come on was good challenge was good"}, {"start": 158.88000000000002, "end": 162.02, "text": " challenge was good ladies and gentlemen was gonna be was good and I have"}, {"start": 162.02, "end": 169.22000000000003, "text": " the returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again jelly fish"}, {"start": 169.22, "end": 175.86, "text": " I appreciate you. I miss one. Hold up. Uh, uh, jellyfish, uh, uh, uh,"}, {"start": 175.86, "end": 183.78, "text": " Rook, Indy, Lucky, Carly, uh, uh, uh, Holy, Sanity,"}, {"start": 183.78, "end": 192.02, "text": " Shan, P.S. Moon, I think Atlas, Atlas, Anonymous, W."}, {"start": 192.02, "end": 201.94, "text": " subbers introvert thank you uh uh uh uh uh mu frank doubters shooter society with the five gift"}, {"start": 201.94, "end": 214.66000000000003, "text": " and what? what? yo who's holy adler uh big uh ferocious w subbers pre-sates y'all red hoodie"}, {"start": 214.66000000000003, "end": 220.18, "text": " by the way in case you could not tell in case you could not tell it is absolutely"}, {"start": 220.18, "end": 228.22, "text": " positively, positively a red hoodie bud. That's all there is to it. Okay, that's all there"}, {"start": 228.22, "end": 229.22, "text": " is to it."}, {"start": 229.22, "end": 234.18, "text": " So how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10? Let me hear it. How, how are"}, {"start": 234.18, "end": 237.9, "text": " we doing?"}, {"start": 237.9, "end": 246.26000000000002, "text": " On a scale of one to 10, employee cook with the five thank you or employee cook with"}, {"start": 246.26000000000002, "end": 254.90000000000003, "text": " the fight. Thank you. Employee. Oh, man. That's y'all's least favorite word, man. Employee."}, {"start": 254.90000000000003, "end": 265.46000000000004, "text": " Whoa. That's bad right now. I know y'all hate hearing that. Employee employee. Whatever"}, {"start": 265.46, "end": 277.26, "text": " it may be I know y'all hate hearing that buster I have two jobs bro lol cap yeah I'm sure you"}, {"start": 277.26, "end": 288.42, "text": " do jesse cat 8689 sure thing sure sure thing jesse cat 8689"}, {"start": 288.42, "end": 308.22, "text": " I want to have two jobs, not one, but two jobs, two GG."}, {"start": 308.22, "end": 311.14, "text": " Yo I ain't got no job with the five gifted."}, {"start": 311.14, "end": 312.14, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 312.14, "end": 313.14, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 313.14, "end": 314.14, "text": " Yo chat."}, {"start": 314.14, "end": 317.14, "text": " You know what game came out today, bro?"}, {"start": 317.14, "end": 330.94, "text": " look dude let me go to my u2 hold up hold up look at this dude take a gander"}, {"start": 334.5, "end": 338.94, "text": " chat who remembers this demo"}, {"start": 338.94, "end": 341.94, "text": " I have type two diabetes."}, {"start": 341.94, "end": 346.94, "text": " Yo, who remembers when I played this demo right here called Don't Play This?"}, {"start": 346.94, "end": 348.94, "text": " And it was extremely scary."}, {"start": 348.94, "end": 350.94, "text": " Y'all remember this demo?"}, {"start": 350.94, "end": 353.94, "text": " With the super bad jump scare in it right here,"}, {"start": 353.94, "end": 356.94, "text": " like the real super bad jump scare?"}, {"start": 356.94, "end": 358.94, "text": " Full game came out."}, {"start": 358.94, "end": 361.94, "text": " So let's hope it's good."}, {"start": 361.94, "end": 363.94, "text": " Full game came out."}, {"start": 363.94, "end": 375.78, "text": " full game came out so that should be pretty scary not gonna lie that demo was a that demo was was was"}, {"start": 375.78, "end": 392.34, "text": " scary and I mean and I mean scary buster okay scary play it dude why am I like what I mean"}, {"start": 392.34000000000003, "end": 393.78000000000003, "text": " Matter of fact, I'm panin' you."}, {"start": 393.78000000000003, "end": 395.50000000000006, "text": " What are you talkin' about?"}, {"start": 395.50000000000006, "end": 398.16, "text": " Why would I be showing it if I wasn't?"}, {"start": 408.06000000000006, "end": 410.78000000000003, "text": " Bro, I'm salty, you're wearing red?"}, {"start": 410.78000000000003, "end": 413.70000000000005, "text": " Oh, because you didn't get to easily predict a prediction?"}, {"start": 413.70000000000005, "end": 415.40000000000003, "text": " Matter of fact, what's it look like?"}, {"start": 417.66, "end": 420.14000000000004, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 420.14000000000004, "end": 421.58000000000004, "text": " Red got"}, {"start": 422.34000000000003, "end": 426.34000000000003, "text": " Payed buddy"}, {"start": 426.34000000000003, "end": 430.34000000000003, "text": " Remo with the five thank you"}, {"start": 430.34000000000003, "end": 434.34000000000003, "text": " Oh man red guy"}, {"start": 434.34000000000003, "end": 438.34000000000003, "text": " Pay dude"}, {"start": 438.34000000000003, "end": 442.34000000000003, "text": " Yo rib with the five pickle with the five and Remo with the five thank you"}, {"start": 442.34000000000003, "end": 446.34000000000003, "text": " Appreciate that. Do you like fishing? Yeah don't mind doing some"}, {"start": 446.34000000000003, "end": 450.34000000000003, "text": " fishing every now and then"}, {"start": 450.34000000000003, "end": 457.90000000000003, "text": " and then I'll do some fishing yeah it's not like a everyday activity or nothing"}, {"start": 457.90000000000003, "end": 465.88000000000005, "text": " but every now and then I'll do some fishing yeah fishing is scary how was"}, {"start": 465.88000000000005, "end": 475.52000000000004, "text": " fishing scary what yo Doritos dude with the 5,000 bits hey case I want to go"}, {"start": 475.52000000000004, "end": 479.20000000000005, "text": " make my food and my fridge is empty did you take all my food how's your name"}, {"start": 479.2, "end": 483.96, "text": " Doritos dude you ain't got no food in the house your name that there's some Doritos"}, {"start": 487.71999999999997, "end": 489.8, "text": " Your name is Dorito dude"}, {"start": 491.8, "end": 493.8, "text": " Specifically Dorito dude seven"}, {"start": 494.56, "end": 499.44, "text": " And you ain't got no food in the house chat who in here is eating Doritos specifically right now"}, {"start": 499.44, "end": 501.44, "text": " We gotta eat anybody eating"}, {"start": 502.08, "end": 504.08, "text": " Doritos specifically right now"}, {"start": 504.08, "end": 509.68, "text": " Now, you okay, bet, pre-sates you dirt, W dirt, thank you, dirt, pre-sates you."}, {"start": 509.68, "end": 512.4399999999999, "text": " Case, oh, Lord, with a thousand bits."}, {"start": 512.4399999999999, "end": 516.1999999999999, "text": " High case I'm going to WrestleMania this week, and I won't be able to watch the stream."}, {"start": 516.1999999999999, "end": 517.84, "text": " May I be excused?"}, {"start": 517.84, "end": 519.96, "text": " Uh, what?"}, {"start": 519.96, "end": 529.1999999999999, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 529.1999999999999, "end": 531.92, "text": " I guess I'll let you pass because you're case, oh, Lord."}, {"start": 531.92, "end": 533.96, "text": " So I'll let you pass."}, {"start": 533.96, "end": 540.36, "text": " I guess you can."}, {"start": 540.36, "end": 543.96, "text": " Cool Ranch is better than what?"}, {"start": 543.96, "end": 544.96, "text": " Nacho T?"}, {"start": 544.96, "end": 545.96, "text": " You done lost your mind."}, {"start": 545.96, "end": 558.88, "text": " Man, you done lost your mind if you think Cool Ranch is better than Nacho T."}, {"start": 558.88, "end": 571.24, "text": " Barbecue is the best Dorito. No, no, sorry. No, sorry, it is not. This has been something"}, {"start": 571.24, "end": 581.52, "text": " that's been discussed for a long time now. The best Dorito is the spicy sweet chili"}, {"start": 581.52, "end": 594.0799999999999, "text": " in the purple bag. And I'm gonna be real with you. It ain't even close. It ain't even, it ain't even"}, {"start": 594.0799999999999, "end": 609.28, "text": " close. You hear me? Spicy sweet chili is, is, is easily. Okay. Easily. Navy with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 611.74, "end": 616.04, "text": " You know, you know what's crazy now though. There's probably so many up"}, {"start": 618.28, "end": 624.3199999999999, "text": " There's probably so many Doritos flavors now that nobody even knows about bro, so you it's really hard to say"}, {"start": 624.84, "end": 629.24, "text": " Do chip companies be coming out with new flavors? It seems like every day dude"}, {"start": 629.46, "end": 632.28, "text": " Like you'll be like, yo, what is this? How have I never seen it before?"}, {"start": 637.0, "end": 639.0, "text": " It's wild"}, {"start": 641.52, "end": 649.72, "text": " It's actually sour cream. It's actually wild though. Have you seen the Lay's"}, {"start": 649.72, "end": 655.64, "text": " flavor swaps? I have not seen the Lay's flavor swaps. I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 655.64, "end": 660.76, "text": " Do y'all remember when Lay's was coming out with chips that tasted exactly like"}, {"start": 660.76, "end": 665.04, "text": " certain food items and they quit doing it? They were coming out with chips that"}, {"start": 665.04, "end": 672.7199999999999, "text": " tasted like biscuits and gravy hamburgers like brisket and it would taste just like it"}, {"start": 672.7199999999999, "end": 676.8, "text": " and they quit doing it I think why do you think they quit do you think they were doing something"}, {"start": 676.8, "end": 683.68, "text": " like sinister or did they or do they or do they still even do it they might still do and I just"}, {"start": 683.6800000000001, "end": 702.8800000000001, "text": " don't know. They were nasty. No, Brad tasted just like it. Chemicals, I mean, hey, if it"}, {"start": 702.8800000000001, "end": 709.32, "text": " tastes good, it is what it is. Yo, sky with the 3000 bits. Hey, case is my little sister,"}, {"start": 709.32, "end": 713.88, "text": " Olivia's 22nd birthday on the 16th. I'm trying to get a early, uh, early birthday"}, {"start": 713.88, "end": 719.1600000000001, "text": " message for you. Happy 22nd birthday, Olivia. Chat to Olivia. Happy 22nd"}, {"start": 719.1600000000001, "end": 722.2800000000001, "text": " birthday. She loves fall. She probably draw her a frog and give her some"}, {"start": 722.2800000000001, "end": 725.32, "text": " birthday advice from the pickle. Yeah, I got you right here. Y'all get you."}, {"start": 725.32, "end": 728.6, "text": " I'll get her birthdays on the 16th. I got you the frog tomorrow. Don't worry."}, {"start": 728.6, "end": 743.32, "text": " I saw what the fire pickle pickle birthday advice pickle it's always a good"}, {"start": 743.32, "end": 746.88, "text": " day when the pickles got something to say"}, {"start": 758.6, "end": 764.6, "text": " Smile while you still have teeth and to crunch into a zesty pickle."}, {"start": 764.6, "end": 766.6, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 767.6, "end": 772.6, "text": " You have the power to turn dreams into reality."}, {"start": 773.6, "end": 774.6, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 776.6, "end": 777.6, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 779.6, "end": 780.6, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 783.6, "end": 784.6, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 784.6, "end": 785.6, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 785.6, "end": 791.6, "text": " Your problems are just temporary and you've got the crunch. They're handling them."}, {"start": 791.6, "end": 793.6, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 793.6, "end": 799.6, "text": " Being pickled, you're getting more interesting with time and experience."}, {"start": 799.6, "end": 804.6, "text": " Bro wanted to throw an extra one in there. He didn't even charge us for that one."}, {"start": 804.6, "end": 808.6, "text": " Bro had to throw an extra one in there."}, {"start": 808.6, "end": 813.6, "text": " Okay, bet. Appreciate you thirsty. Wthirsty. Thank you."}, {"start": 813.6, "end": 818.6800000000001, "text": " Yeah, just in case y'all didn't know every time the pickle says something it charges"}, {"start": 819.84, "end": 821.84, "text": " $5 from your account"}, {"start": 822.08, "end": 824.6, "text": " Just just in case I think I knew that already"}, {"start": 825.0400000000001, "end": 832.16, "text": " But just in case you didn't know that every time he says something like not every time the pickle uses something or says something"}, {"start": 832.16, "end": 839.08, "text": " But I'm talking every single like Senate's $5 from y'all account. You better check your bank account, buddy. It's looking bad for you"}, {"start": 839.08, "end": 841.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 841.08, "end": 844.2, "text": " Measured to sat here the whole stream just hitting it over and over"}, {"start": 844.9200000000001, "end": 850.12, "text": " Yo, moth goddess with the 50 gifted subs Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 850.96, "end": 857.4000000000001, "text": " W moth goddess with the 50 gifted. Oh my goodness. I"}, {"start": 858.6, "end": 864.12, "text": " Appreciate that moth goddess. Thank you. W moth goddess for real with the 50"}, {"start": 866.48, "end": 868.48, "text": " Appreciate that moth"}, {"start": 869.08, "end": 878.36, "text": " So y'all like moths? I think moths are cool. Moths don't really hurt nobody they"}, {"start": 878.36, "end": 882.32, "text": " just gonna fly around just doing their thing you know what I mean it's flying"}, {"start": 882.32, "end": 888.32, "text": " around. You know, just fly."}, {"start": 891.32, "end": 893.32, "text": " Learning to fly."}, {"start": 895.32, "end": 897.32, "text": " But I ain't got wings."}, {"start": 899.32, "end": 904.32, "text": " Coming down is the hardest thing."}, {"start": 904.32, "end": 907.32, "text": " R.I.P. Tom P. That's a banger right there."}, {"start": 912.32, "end": 927.96, "text": " RIP Tom Petty RIP ski he gone man he gone yo LOL with a thousand bits hey"}, {"start": 927.96, "end": 934.7600000000001, "text": " kids would you please was my best friend Jenna F aka Jenna Jenna Fettuccine a"}, {"start": 934.7600000000001, "end": 941.48, "text": " happy 21st birthday yo happy 21st birthday Jenna Fettuccine I like me"}, {"start": 941.48, "end": 949.96, "text": " some fettuccine alfredo. Happy birthday, Jenny. Hey, case my childhood who a horse"}, {"start": 949.96, "end": 954.6800000000001, "text": " passed away today. He was 40. Can I get an RIP for field man? RIP field man. He"}, {"start": 954.6800000000001, "end": 963.5600000000001, "text": " lived a good life. 40 years, 40 years."}, {"start": 963.5600000000001, "end": 972.6800000000001, "text": " Yo got back from the gambling ring almost got shanked by scammers and mascot suits"}, {"start": 972.6800000000001, "end": 974.9200000000001, "text": " LOL on the topic of fishing."}, {"start": 974.9200000000001, "end": 987.2800000000001, "text": " What's your biggest catch?"}, {"start": 987.2800000000001, "end": 992.5600000000001, "text": " I don't include catfish in there because that's easy, but my biggest bass, I'll call it an"}, {"start": 992.5600000000001, "end": 1004.24, "text": " about an eight pounder my dad was it my dad called a ten pounder in the"}, {"start": 1004.24, "end": 1011.5200000000001, "text": " general vicinity too I think it was I think it was ten pound wasn't it yeah"}, {"start": 1011.5200000000001, "end": 1017.0000000000001, "text": " my my biggest my biggest bass I think was eight pound eight pound bass yep"}, {"start": 1017.0, "end": 1025.12, "text": " Sholias. Eight and ten pounds is literally nothing, LOL. You're literally nothing and"}, {"start": 1025.12, "end": 1028.12, "text": " you're stupid and know nothing about anything if you think an eight pound bass"}, {"start": 1028.12, "end": 1035.12, "text": " is nothing. An eight pound bass is huge by the way. You are the dumbest person in"}, {"start": 1035.12, "end": 1038.76, "text": " here and it's not close. If you think an eight pound and ten pound bass is"}, {"start": 1038.76, "end": 1044.44, "text": " nothing. Eight pound bass is literally gigantic. Like if you were in a fishing"}, {"start": 1044.44, "end": 1048.2, "text": " tournament and you caught an eight pound bass it would more than likely win you"}, {"start": 1048.2, "end": 1050.68, "text": " the whole thing"}, {"start": 1053.64, "end": 1057.92, "text": " but you don't know nothing about fishing because your name is banana peel zero"}, {"start": 1057.92, "end": 1061.28, "text": " banana peel oh"}, {"start": 1061.28, "end": 1069.08, "text": " Thank you talk to him. Oh, I eat him 10 pounds. What are you talking about, bro?"}, {"start": 1073.72, "end": 1084.24, "text": " You caught a what? You caught a tuna once? No joke. Bro, the thing with tuna's is you've got to"}, {"start": 1084.24, "end": 1088.56, "text": " real them things in for like three hours and you got a and you got a pass"}, {"start": 1088.56, "end": 1094.44, "text": " like the pole around you ever see the videos of real in it's people reeling"}, {"start": 1094.44, "end": 1099.56, "text": " in tunas they got that special belt on somebody you'll reel for like 30 minutes"}, {"start": 1099.56, "end": 1103.04, "text": " and then they'll like all right I'm done here you take it and then they"}, {"start": 1103.04, "end": 1107.32, "text": " start reading for 30 minutes like I'm tired here you go you take it and then"}, {"start": 1107.32, "end": 1111.36, "text": " they start reading for another 30 minutes it's like I'm tired somebody"}, {"start": 1111.3600000000001, "end": 1121.6000000000001, "text": " else take it why because they're they're just big and strong man if some takes that much"}, {"start": 1121.6000000000001, "end": 1128.64, "text": " effort I ain't gonna catch it not gonna lie if I gotta sit there with a specialized belt and just"}, {"start": 1128.64, "end": 1144.92, "text": " I'm just going to sit there and I ain't going to do it."}, {"start": 1144.92, "end": 1149.0800000000002, "text": " I'm just going to be sitting there and watching them be like, man, y'all doing a good job"}, {"start": 1149.0800000000002, "end": 1153.4, "text": " reeling in that fish."}, {"start": 1153.4, "end": 1156.2, "text": " Everybody else is going to be sitting there reeling in the fish, taking turns trying"}, {"start": 1156.2, "end": 1160.0, "text": " to catch the tune. I'm be I'm be I'm be ducked off in the corner."}, {"start": 1164.04, "end": 1165.8, "text": " Y'all doing a good job over."}, {"start": 1167.4, "end": 1170.04, "text": " Y'all doing a good job over trying to catch that fish. I'm"}, {"start": 1170.04, "end": 1170.8400000000001, "text": " proud of y'all."}, {"start": 1172.76, "end": 1174.96, "text": " About another 30 minutes, y'all gonna have it."}, {"start": 1176.52, "end": 1177.52, "text": " Just keep reading."}, {"start": 1178.6000000000001, "end": 1179.76, "text": " It's almost there."}, {"start": 1181.88, "end": 1182.6000000000001, "text": " You said what?"}, {"start": 1183.44, "end": 1185.92, "text": " Can I help? No, I got Limbego."}, {"start": 1186.2, "end": 1200.8400000000001, "text": " doctor said it's it's fatal yeah got"}, {"start": 1200.8400000000001, "end": 1204.76, "text": " them bago it's chronic just be sitting"}, {"start": 1204.76, "end": 1206.16, "text": " over everybody else reeling in the"}, {"start": 1206.16, "end": 1211.32, "text": " fish was like man y'all doing good"}, {"start": 1211.32, "end": 1213.4, "text": " so you ever been at work or something"}, {"start": 1213.4, "end": 1214.92, "text": " there's like people that you work with"}, {"start": 1214.92, "end": 1219.8400000000001, "text": " doing insanely hard labor and you're just sitting there like man, y'all are doing good."}, {"start": 1221.68, "end": 1225.48, "text": " Because it may not be like your specific job, but you're like still in the area."}, {"start": 1226.44, "end": 1229.28, "text": " They're like, they're doing something crazy. You're just kind of like standing"}, {"start": 1229.28, "end": 1234.68, "text": " there like man, you start like being like, whoa, we're getting it done, y'all."}, {"start": 1234.72, "end": 1238.72, "text": " We're almost there. It used to be sitting on a box or something the whole"}, {"start": 1238.72, "end": 1244.56, "text": " Yeah, been there, yo, Natalie with the five gift."}, {"start": 1244.56, "end": 1246.3600000000001, "text": " I appreciate you, Natalie with the five gift."}, {"start": 1246.3600000000001, "end": 1247.3600000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1247.3600000000001, "end": 1250.76, "text": " I'm under watch with a tornado one."}, {"start": 1250.76, "end": 1251.76, "text": " Okay, Mr. Stream."}, {"start": 1251.76, "end": 1255.1200000000001, "text": " Yo, w viewer, man, hope you don't get hit by no tornado."}, {"start": 1255.1200000000001, "end": 1259.8, "text": " I don't like them tornadoes, man."}, {"start": 1259.8, "end": 1267.2, "text": " Me feeling bad watching my mom clean so I low key just close the door."}, {"start": 1267.2, "end": 1271.28, "text": " But you can't get away with that."}, {"start": 1271.28, "end": 1272.96, "text": " That's when she's sweeping the floor."}, {"start": 1272.96, "end": 1274.56, "text": " That's when she starts hitting the broom"}, {"start": 1274.56, "end": 1275.8400000000001, "text": " against the wall real hard."}, {"start": 1275.8400000000001, "end": 1277.92, "text": " So she's letting you know."}, {"start": 1277.92, "end": 1279.48, "text": " Like, yo, I'm in here cleaning by myself."}, {"start": 1279.48, "end": 1281.52, "text": " Start hitting the wall with the broom and stuff."}, {"start": 1281.52, "end": 1283.72, "text": " Like as they're sweeping, it's like, oh, man."}, {"start": 1286.72, "end": 1288.28, "text": " I'm gonna have to go in there."}, {"start": 1290.44, "end": 1292.04, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1292.04, "end": 1293.64, "text": " Yo, lie in with the five gifted."}, {"start": 1293.64, "end": 1294.48, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1297.2, "end": 1301.52, "text": " noise cancelling headphones see now you're just taking it to what you're"}, {"start": 1301.52, "end": 1304.1200000000001, "text": " going to hell"}, {"start": 1309.28, "end": 1317.0, "text": " huh what you going to hell noise noise canceling the headphones you roll for"}, {"start": 1317.0, "end": 1324.76, "text": " that yo chaotic with 2000 bits W chaotic with the 2000 bits"}, {"start": 1325.16, "end": 1329.36, "text": " Hey case we go through it lately, but watch you and your videos helps you laugh and smile"}, {"start": 1329.36, "end": 1334.06, "text": " I was wondering if have any advice for someone struggling with self-confidence. Thanks. Love you always a"}, {"start": 1334.76, "end": 1336.44, "text": " best advice"}, {"start": 1336.44, "end": 1338.44, "text": " self-confidence"}, {"start": 1339.08, "end": 1343.44, "text": " Everybody else is stupid. It don't matter what they think anyway. That's how I see it"}, {"start": 1344.76, "end": 1348.56, "text": " Like somebody make fun of you like oh you're dumb anyway as long as it matters"}, {"start": 1349.96, "end": 1352.52, "text": " No, for real though good one is like"}, {"start": 1352.52, "end": 1361.2, "text": " The best one is like yo we all gonna be dead in 100 years anyway so does it really matter? Nope."}, {"start": 1361.2, "end": 1374.2, "text": " You know what I mean? You be like yo I'm not oh buddy in 100 years you gone too everybody in here"}, {"start": 1374.2, "end": 1381.4, "text": " gone unless unless somebody in here does something crazy and you live till like 120"}, {"start": 1382.92, "end": 1386.04, "text": " now that's a possibility somebody in here could live till like 120"}, {"start": 1388.04, "end": 1390.3600000000001, "text": " it ain't gonna be me but somebody could"}, {"start": 1392.92, "end": 1397.32, "text": " i'm case with the fine thank you wki audit though thank you k i"}, {"start": 1397.32, "end": 1407.32, "text": " Yeah, how long do you think you're gonna live to, bro?"}, {"start": 1407.32, "end": 1412.8799999999999, "text": " My great grandma is 116."}, {"start": 1412.8799999999999, "end": 1422.2, "text": " I don't know if I can believe that."}, {"start": 1422.2, "end": 1425.6399999999999, "text": " I don't know if I can believe that."}, {"start": 1425.64, "end": 1430.64, "text": " Your great grandma is 116 years old."}, {"start": 1430.64, "end": 1437.3200000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1437.3200000000002, "end": 1438.3200000000002, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 1438.3200000000002, "end": 1440.72, "text": " Because that's insane 116."}, {"start": 1440.72, "end": 1445.2800000000002, "text": " Well, if your grandma is actually a great grandma is 116, you're probably going to be"}, {"start": 1445.2800000000002, "end": 1449.5200000000002, "text": " the one to live that long, man, because you've got the genes for it."}, {"start": 1449.5200000000002, "end": 1451.8400000000001, "text": " Dude, it's crazy."}, {"start": 1451.84, "end": 1455.52, "text": " Think about like a man to somebody's like a man somebody lives till a hundred"}, {"start": 1456.32, "end": 1458.32, "text": " They're like, yeah"}, {"start": 1458.8, "end": 1465.3999999999999, "text": " Back 30 years ago in my heyday and then 30 years ago. They were 70 bro. That's crazy"}, {"start": 1465.3999999999999, "end": 1471.84, "text": " They can say man. That was about 30 years ago now in 30 years ago. They were 70 dude"}, {"start": 1474.9599999999998, "end": 1476.9599999999998, "text": " Is that not crazy to think about"}, {"start": 1476.96, "end": 1482.3, "text": " That's wow no joke"}, {"start": 1487.4, "end": 1490.0, "text": " Yo, new Coca-Cola Chrissy with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 1494.96, "end": 1501.3600000000001, "text": " My great grandma lived till she was 98 bro if you make it into your 90s dude, bro"}, {"start": 1503.0, "end": 1504.92, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 1504.92, "end": 1511.44, "text": " Straight man straight crazy ain't no way I could"}, {"start": 1516.16, "end": 1518.16, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 1521.4, "end": 1523.4, "text": " Yeah, I"}, {"start": 1524.88, "end": 1529.5600000000002, "text": " Be good man, just man give me the 50 at least"}, {"start": 1529.56, "end": 1542.52, "text": " Let me get to 50 and I'll be all right. Your YouTube reps granny is almost 102."}, {"start": 1542.52, "end": 1553.6, "text": " So cool to start with the five gift. Thank you. 50 is young. Yeah, I know, but man,"}, {"start": 1553.6000000000001, "end": 1557.4, "text": " If I made the 50, I'd be like, all right, I'm good."}, {"start": 1557.4, "end": 1558.4, "text": " That's the goal."}, {"start": 1563.4, "end": 1564.7, "text": " That's the goal right there."}, {"start": 1568.2, "end": 1572.0000000000002, "text": " Chad, do you think it's just like genetics and luck, bro?"}, {"start": 1572.0000000000002, "end": 1573.2, "text": " I think it is, dude."}, {"start": 1577.5000000000002, "end": 1580.1000000000001, "text": " I think it's just genetic and luck for real."}, {"start": 1580.1000000000001, "end": 1587.7, "text": " Because my granny bro, she's mid 70s and she's in relatively good shape and she's been smoking since she was 12."}, {"start": 1590.46, "end": 1593.3000000000002, "text": " I think it's just genetics and luck, dude. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 1602.5000000000002, "end": 1607.3000000000002, "text": " It's what you eat. Yeah. Yeah, that too."}, {"start": 1608.26, "end": 1612.54, "text": " Which is why if I make it to 50 I did good"}, {"start": 1614.22, "end": 1616.22, "text": " Not gonna lie"}, {"start": 1617.58, "end": 1624.62, "text": " Not gonna lie yo BND with the five. Thank you. Yeah, I read those dirt. I read down now to broke trip. Appreciate you dirt. Thank you"}, {"start": 1627.1, "end": 1629.1, "text": " Look doesn't exist"}, {"start": 1637.3, "end": 1657.3, "text": " Why doesn't it?"}, {"start": 1657.3, "end": 1660.2, "text": " What did this dude just say?"}, {"start": 1660.2, "end": 1661.7, "text": " Does karma exist?"}, {"start": 1661.7, "end": 1664.46, "text": " No, no it does not."}, {"start": 1664.46, "end": 1666.54, "text": " No karma actually does not exist."}, {"start": 1666.54, "end": 1674.8999999999999, "text": " No, I know karma does not exist it. No, it no it does not exist you just take one look around"}, {"start": 1675.98, "end": 1679.54, "text": " It doesn't there's no way it does"}, {"start": 1682.46, "end": 1684.46, "text": " There is no way it does it"}, {"start": 1685.06, "end": 1687.3, "text": " There's no way it can't they can't be"}, {"start": 1688.54, "end": 1690.54, "text": " If karma does exist"}, {"start": 1692.62, "end": 1695.02, "text": " Why does it why is it so selective?"}, {"start": 1696.54, "end": 1711.02, "text": " Why is it the why is it not just a flat rate you know what I mean what's that one"}, {"start": 1711.02, "end": 1719.1399999999999, "text": " song that carna song"}, {"start": 1719.14, "end": 1732.46, "text": " Whatever that song is, but yeah, yeah that JoJo Siwa song! Somebody else sang it to originally"}, {"start": 1732.46, "end": 1747.0400000000002, "text": " though, right? You gotta be the karma yourself sometimes. I'm pretty sure you just admitted"}, {"start": 1747.04, "end": 1753.26, "text": " to a murder. So I'm going to copy and paste that name. And I am going to be"}, {"start": 1753.26, "end": 1757.8, "text": " sending it to the local authority. And we're going to get you up out of here."}, {"start": 1759.1399999999999, "end": 1761.26, "text": " Because I'm pretty sure that was a confession."}, {"start": 1764.06, "end": 1768.06, "text": " That I think I think that was a confession right there. I think so."}, {"start": 1768.06, "end": 1778.56, "text": " I just meant revenge LMAO you just made it a thousand times worse it's this is"}, {"start": 1778.56, "end": 1781.24, "text": " looking bad"}, {"start": 1783.6799999999998, "end": 1791.84, "text": " what have you done done up in here what have you what a what have you done"}, {"start": 1791.8400000000001, "end": 1804.2, "text": " done has anyone got packed up yet what like band today no not yet but it's as"}, {"start": 1804.2, "end": 1809.68, "text": " sure as the Sun comes up at least 10 and oh dude not just him but like the baseline"}, {"start": 1809.68, "end": 1816.2400000000002, "text": " is 10 like if I don't ban at least 10 people a day like I will just start"}, {"start": 1816.2400000000002, "end": 1820.5200000000002, "text": " selecting random just to feel the quota it's like a cop that just like has to"}, {"start": 1820.52, "end": 1823.68, "text": " feel a certain quote of like you have to stop and give out this many tickets a"}, {"start": 1823.68, "end": 1829.34, "text": " month it's like that just be looking for any reason oh yeah I stopped you cuz"}, {"start": 1829.34, "end": 1833.44, "text": " you went over the yellow line a little bit you're like no I didn't you're like"}, {"start": 1833.44, "end": 1841.56, "text": " yeah yeah you did they're like no it's like yeah okay yo set drones with the"}, {"start": 1841.56, "end": 1848.96, "text": " 25 gifted W said with the 25 gifted thank you W said with the 25 for real"}, {"start": 1848.96, "end": 1857.08, "text": " appreciate that. Seth, thank you. W. Seth for real. W. Seth, man. Yo,"}, {"start": 1857.08, "end": 1862.04, "text": " thousand bits from cosmic. Speaking of karma, what are your thoughts on the"}, {"start": 1862.04, "end": 1866.04, "text": " people when driving who get over last second into the lane everyone else has"}, {"start": 1866.04, "end": 1874.2, "text": " been waiting for on for like 30 minutes? Wait, what is that? Hold on. Yo,"}, {"start": 1874.2, "end": 1879.32, "text": " bendy with the five what are your thoughts on the people when driving who"}, {"start": 1879.32, "end": 1887.28, "text": " get over last second into the lane everyone wait what does that mean I"}, {"start": 1893.44, "end": 1899.0, "text": " don't know if I've ever been enough in like heavy enough traffic for that"}, {"start": 1899.0, "end": 1907.44, "text": " Thoughts on LA traffic, I've never been there."}, {"start": 1907.44, "end": 1913.6, "text": " The traffic is bad enough, not in LA."}, {"start": 1913.6, "end": 1916.16, "text": " I hate traffic."}, {"start": 1916.16, "end": 1918.8, "text": " Pickle with the tan, W pickle with the tan."}, {"start": 1918.8, "end": 1922.6, "text": " And it always absolutely blows my mind."}, {"start": 1922.6, "end": 1927.52, "text": " Nowadays, obviously, this is what I do for a living at night."}, {"start": 1927.52, "end": 1931.72, "text": " So during the day I can go out and do whatever."}, {"start": 1931.72, "end": 1942.4, "text": " What blows my mind is how it will be like 1pm on like a Wednesday and there is just thousands"}, {"start": 1942.4, "end": 1952.2, "text": " of cars everywhere, like midday I get two."}, {"start": 1952.2, "end": 1954.6399999999999, "text": " It's like how are you not at work or something?"}, {"start": 1954.64, "end": 1960.24, "text": " And I think back to when I worked, there was never a time in my life where it would be"}, {"start": 1960.24, "end": 1964.5400000000002, "text": " two or three on a weekday, and I was just out and about driving."}, {"start": 1964.5400000000002, "end": 1965.5400000000002, "text": " I was at work."}, {"start": 1965.5400000000002, "end": 1968.5400000000002, "text": " Like, where are you coming from?"}, {"start": 1968.5400000000002, "end": 1977.5400000000002, "text": " Like, what are you, how?"}, {"start": 1977.5400000000002, "end": 1978.5400000000002, "text": " Unemployed?"}, {"start": 1978.5400000000002, "end": 1984.5400000000002, "text": " But that doesn't make sense, because how do you have a car?"}, {"start": 1984.54, "end": 1998.74, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 1998.74, "end": 2000.3799999999999, "text": " It's always the elderly?"}, {"start": 2000.3799999999999, "end": 2001.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2001.62, "end": 2005.18, "text": " You would think that."}, {"start": 2005.18, "end": 2006.18, "text": " But are you looking in the car?"}, {"start": 2006.18, "end": 2010.02, "text": " It's like, oh, this is some regular, like, 30-year-old dude."}, {"start": 2010.02, "end": 2013.26, "text": " How are you just out and about it?"}, {"start": 2013.26, "end": 2021.9, "text": " at two you know on a third and it's every single day it's every day just out"}, {"start": 2021.9, "end": 2025.66, "text": " and it's not like a situation where there's a few cars you know what I mean"}, {"start": 2025.66, "end": 2032.94, "text": " it's just like it's endless traffic there's there's a car everywhere left"}, {"start": 2032.94, "end": 2038.42, "text": " there right is just cars door dash no it can't be because the door dash drivers"}, {"start": 2038.42, "end": 2049.1, "text": " have a sticker on their car where I live dog it's crazy anyway but that that's"}, {"start": 2049.1, "end": 2053.48, "text": " all I can that's all I can think of I don't know maybe you know you know me you"}, {"start": 2053.48, "end": 2058.7400000000002, "text": " know who knows you okay with the five thank you"}, {"start": 2058.7400000000002, "end": 2076.94, "text": " Speaking of the elderly, there was this old man in the town I grew up in."}, {"start": 2076.94, "end": 2089.7400000000002, "text": " I swear, this dude got paid to wait at a stop sign for you to go down the road and"}, {"start": 2089.7400000000002, "end": 2096.7400000000002, "text": " egregiously pull out in front of you and literally go 10 miles an hour under the speed limit."}, {"start": 2096.7400000000002, "end": 2097.7400000000002, "text": " Legitimately."}, {"start": 2097.7400000000002, "end": 2101.78, "text": " 10 miles an hour."}, {"start": 2101.78, "end": 2103.26, "text": " I'm talking even more."}, {"start": 2103.26, "end": 2104.62, "text": " I am not joking."}, {"start": 2104.62, "end": 2106.42, "text": " I have gotten pulled out in front of that."}, {"start": 2106.42, "end": 2117.06, "text": " dead now. But he pulled out in front of me multiple times in my life and unironically"}, {"start": 2117.06, "end": 2125.42, "text": " I remember one time he pulled out in front of me and he was going five miles an hour"}, {"start": 2125.42, "end": 2138.82, "text": " in a 25. He's not dead. He still does it. No, I'm talking about the other one, mom. There's"}, {"start": 2138.82, "end": 2145.2200000000003, "text": " like 10 of them. But the one I'm specifically thinking of, yeah, he's dead. But it's just"}, {"start": 2145.2200000000003, "end": 2150.58, "text": " crazy. I will never understand how somebody pulls out in front of you and goes like 10"}, {"start": 2150.58, "end": 2160.58, "text": " miles now we're under the limit and you know what else is stupid about traffic"}, {"start": 2160.58, "end": 2168.86, "text": " every single intersection should have a dedicated turning left lane in it I don't"}, {"start": 2168.86, "end": 2174.54, "text": " care what nobody says every single intersection should have a dedicated"}, {"start": 2174.54, "end": 2178.74, "text": " turning left lane there's nothing worse than you're driving down the road you"}, {"start": 2178.7400000000002, "end": 2184.34, "text": " get to a green light. The light is green, but somebody up front needs to turn and there's"}, {"start": 2184.34, "end": 2189.46, "text": " a thousand cars going the opposite way and you have to wait behind one person. And then"}, {"start": 2189.46, "end": 2195.1800000000003, "text": " by the time he gets to turn the lights red. It is ridiculous. Every single red light"}, {"start": 2195.18, "end": 2197.7799999999997, "text": " Intersection needs to have a dedicated turning lane, dude."}, {"start": 2208.98, "end": 2210.3799999999997, "text": " How do you feel about roundabouts?"}, {"start": 2210.3799999999997, "end": 2212.2799999999997, "text": " I've never been into a roundabout."}, {"start": 2218.48, "end": 2220.08, "text": " Dude, I swear."}, {"start": 2220.48, "end": 2223.7799999999997, "text": " Why is there not a turning lane in every intersection?"}, {"start": 2225.18, "end": 2231.3799999999997, "text": " I'll also say this."}, {"start": 2231.3799999999997, "end": 2236.3399999999997, "text": " I think half of the people that have a driver's license shouldn't have one, truly."}, {"start": 2236.3399999999997, "end": 2240.54, "text": " I think the vetting process to get a driver's license needs to be more than it is."}, {"start": 2240.54, "end": 2241.54, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 2241.54, "end": 2244.7, "text": " I think it needs to be more than it is to get a driver's license."}, {"start": 2244.7, "end": 2248.7, "text": " I think it's actually too easy to get one."}, {"start": 2248.7, "end": 2250.1, "text": " Vehicles are dangerous, dude."}, {"start": 2250.1, "end": 2251.1, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 2251.1, "end": 2252.1, "text": " They are dangerous."}, {"start": 2252.1, "end": 2254.06, "text": " It is having to answer like 10 questions"}, {"start": 2254.06, "end": 2256.1, "text": " and you just go around the block once and you got it."}, {"start": 2256.1, "end": 2258.7, "text": " No, no, bro."}, {"start": 2258.7, "end": 2259.86, "text": " There needs to be a little bit more."}, {"start": 2259.86, "end": 2261.98, "text": " You need to take the IQ test."}, {"start": 2261.98, "end": 2263.62, "text": " Something I don't know."}, {"start": 2276.8199999999997, "end": 2277.66, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2277.66, "end": 2279.66, "text": " That's like, what if you agree like, bro?"}, {"start": 2279.66, "end": 2291.8599999999997, "text": " It's crazy, man."}, {"start": 2291.8599999999997, "end": 2294.22, "text": " If they had an IQ test, you wouldn't be able to drive, though."}, {"start": 2294.22, "end": 2295.22, "text": " A Teehee, buddy."}, {"start": 2295.22, "end": 2296.3799999999997, "text": " I have 135 IQ."}, {"start": 2296.3799999999997, "end": 2300.22, "text": " Good one."}, {"start": 2300.22, "end": 2306.14, "text": " I agree, but you can't like to live a life if you don't have a car."}, {"start": 2306.14, "end": 2307.8599999999997, "text": " I mean, yeah, I get that."}, {"start": 2307.86, "end": 2324.1800000000003, "text": " But I'm just saying the process needs to be a little bit more intuitive."}, {"start": 2324.1800000000003, "end": 2336.82, "text": " Would you agree, Chair?"}, {"start": 2336.82, "end": 2341.46, "text": " I think anyone over 60 needs to retake the test."}, {"start": 2341.46, "end": 2342.54, "text": " I don't know about 60."}, {"start": 2342.54, "end": 2347.7400000000002, "text": " Maybe like 75, you probably should retake it."}, {"start": 2347.7400000000002, "end": 2351.26, "text": " 60's kind of, you know."}, {"start": 2351.26, "end": 2352.94, "text": " Yo, I appreciate you on case."}, {"start": 2352.94, "end": 2355.1400000000003, "text": " You'll W on case for the 10,000 bits, too."}, {"start": 2355.1400000000003, "end": 2357.46, "text": " I appreciate that on case for the 10,000 bits."}, {"start": 2357.46, "end": 2358.54, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2358.54, "end": 2359.9, "text": " W on case for real."}, {"start": 2359.9, "end": 2360.78, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 2367.82, "end": 2369.82, "text": " Dude speak bro, you know bro"}, {"start": 2371.82, "end": 2375.7000000000003, "text": " You think yeah, you think people over 60 should have to retake the test yearly"}, {"start": 2378.5, "end": 2380.5, "text": " 60"}, {"start": 2382.82, "end": 2384.82, "text": " 60 years old"}, {"start": 2384.82, "end": 2397.1400000000003, "text": " You're more likely to die on your way to the lottery store than to win the lottery."}, {"start": 2397.1400000000003, "end": 2399.82, "text": " Well, yeah."}, {"start": 2399.82, "end": 2407.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2407.82, "end": 2409.82, "text": " Every five years."}, {"start": 2409.82, "end": 2411.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2411.82, "end": 2423.38, "text": " probably case when do you want to stop driving I guess never because you have"}, {"start": 2423.38, "end": 2426.9, "text": " to drive to get somewhere if teleportation was a thing I wouldn't"}, {"start": 2426.9, "end": 2429.5, "text": " even own a vehicle"}, {"start": 2433.46, "end": 2438.3, "text": " well now I like vehicles I just like drive them around like just for fun like"}, {"start": 2438.3, "end": 2443.5, "text": " on a back road or something. But like teleportation will be the best thing ever. You just completely"}, {"start": 2443.5, "end": 2461.1400000000003, "text": " take travel time out of it. No joke. Hire a driver. Oh my dad does that. My dad be driving."}, {"start": 2461.1400000000003, "end": 2464.9, "text": " Yo Natalie with 500 bits. Hey Kase, I have state testing tomorrow. Can I get advice"}, {"start": 2464.9, "end": 2466.98, "text": " from the pickle? Yeah, you sure can. I got you."}, {"start": 2473.14, "end": 2474.06, "text": " Pickle. Did you just die?"}, {"start": 2481.5, "end": 2486.82, "text": " Each day is a new opportunity to create a better tomorrow."}, {"start": 2487.98, "end": 2493.78, "text": " That's facts. Actually, success is a journey, not a"}, {"start": 2493.78, "end": 2500.9, "text": " destination. Keep going. I'm scared for the SAT, bro."}, {"start": 2503.6200000000003, "end": 2505.86, "text": " Judge, I'll get scared before a test in school."}, {"start": 2511.86, "end": 2517.0600000000004, "text": " I really didn't, because I was like, man, I'm probably not going to do that good anyway,"}, {"start": 2517.0600000000004, "end": 2523.0600000000004, "text": " so it's kind of whatever. I'm like, man, if I can skate by with a mid to low C, I'll be"}, {"start": 2523.06, "end": 2527.7, "text": " and that's what I was able to do when I had to do it."}, {"start": 2527.7, "end": 2531.1, "text": " When it was a subject I wasn't good at, AKA math,"}, {"start": 2531.1, "end": 2535.1, "text": " it's like, yeah, I'm a skate by with a C and I'm bi."}, {"start": 2539.02, "end": 2540.54, "text": " I'm a skate by with a C."}, {"start": 2543.06, "end": 2545.18, "text": " There was this one dude I went to school with,"}, {"start": 2545.18, "end": 2546.86, "text": " he always said, I'll take an F."}, {"start": 2548.2599999999998, "end": 2549.22, "text": " We'd be the middle class."}, {"start": 2549.22, "end": 2551.5, "text": " I'll take an F every time."}, {"start": 2551.5, "end": 2556.7, "text": " It's like, well, I don't blame you, big dog."}, {"start": 2556.7, "end": 2558.7, "text": " I do not blame you."}, {"start": 2558.7, "end": 2560.46, "text": " One bit."}, {"start": 2560.46, "end": 2560.96, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 2560.96, "end": 2561.94, "text": " I'm trying to get it done today."}, {"start": 2561.94, "end": 2563.3, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 2563.3, "end": 2564.58, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 2564.58, "end": 2565.78, "text": " It's game time."}, {"start": 2565.78, "end": 2574.02, "text": " Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."}, {"start": 2574.02, "end": 2576.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2576.78, "end": 2579.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2579.78, "end": 2591.6200000000003, "text": " game time. Is there anything new in the store? Your dub streak is over. Says who?"}, {"start": 2597.3, "end": 2601.98, "text": " Says who? I got a dub yesterday."}, {"start": 2609.78, "end": 2614.78, "text": " No, I got a dub yesterday chat sure did"}, {"start": 2619.0800000000004, "end": 2621.0800000000004, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 2626.98, "end": 2628.98, "text": " What is that"}, {"start": 2631.26, "end": 2633.26, "text": " What is that"}, {"start": 2639.78, "end": 2646.78, "text": " Jungle Buck!"}, {"start": 2646.78, "end": 2655.78, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 2655.78, "end": 2658.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2658.78, "end": 2661.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2661.78, "end": 2664.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2664.78, "end": 2666.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2666.78, "end": 2668.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2672.1400000000003, "end": 2674.1400000000003, "text": " No way"}, {"start": 2676.38, "end": 2678.38, "text": " Flap Flasky"}, {"start": 2683.5800000000004, "end": 2685.5800000000004, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 2693.9, "end": 2695.9, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 2696.78, "end": 2703.78, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 2703.78, "end": 2705.78, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 2705.78, "end": 2709.78, "text": " This is the skin of all time."}, {"start": 2709.78, "end": 2716.78, "text": " Dude, this is the skin of all time, dog."}, {"start": 2716.78, "end": 2721.78, "text": " Oh, it's a guaranteed win."}, {"start": 2721.78, "end": 2725.78, "text": " Dude, it's a guaranteed win off of that."}, {"start": 2725.78, "end": 2732.78, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2732.78, "end": 2738.26, "text": " First game on a dub."}, {"start": 2738.26, "end": 2740.6200000000003, "text": " First game on a dub."}, {"start": 2740.6200000000003, "end": 2744.7000000000003, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2744.7000000000003, "end": 2747.5800000000004, "text": " First game on a dub."}, {"start": 2747.5800000000004, "end": 2750.7000000000003, "text": " Yo Roddy with a thousand bits, in case my process has moved all the way across my"}, {"start": 2750.7000000000003, "end": 2754.38, "text": " state to the coast, my dad and I are going to be looking at properties this weekend."}, {"start": 2754.38, "end": 2757.88, "text": " Do you have any advice for living on your own?"}, {"start": 2757.88, "end": 2760.4, "text": " No, it's actually real chill."}, {"start": 2760.4, "end": 2762.6800000000003, "text": " Any advice living on your own, though,"}, {"start": 2762.6800000000003, "end": 2764.96, "text": " gets you a home defense mechanism."}, {"start": 2767.56, "end": 2769.6, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Jaden, Chateau Jaden."}, {"start": 2769.6, "end": 2771.32, "text": " Happy birthday, happy birthday, Jaden."}, {"start": 2773.92, "end": 2774.76, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 2774.76, "end": 2778.12, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, living in the house by yourself,"}, {"start": 2778.12, "end": 2783.28, "text": " it might be a little scary at first,"}, {"start": 2783.28, "end": 2785.28, "text": " But once you get used to it, it's easy."}, {"start": 2785.28, "end": 2791.28, "text": " Come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 2791.28, "end": 2793.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2821.28, "end": 2823.28, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2823.28, "end": 2828.28, "text": " You like salty fries or plain?"}, {"start": 2828.28, "end": 2841.28, "text": " Dude, I'm not going to lie, no joke."}, {"start": 2841.28, "end": 2851.6000000000004, "text": " You like salty fries or plain, dude I'm not gonna lie, no joke."}, {"start": 2851.6000000000004, "end": 2857.36, "text": " If the fries are good enough, they're actually, they're eatable without salt, no lie."}, {"start": 2857.36, "end": 2863.32, "text": " Now this may sound crazy to you also, but if there's some good McDonald's fries and"}, {"start": 2863.32, "end": 2868.0, "text": " they're like well done, I actually don't mind if they didn't salt them."}, {"start": 2868.0, "end": 2876.24, "text": " joke I really don't. You know a little trick to always get fresh fries from Mickey D's by"}, {"start": 2876.24, "end": 2881.4, "text": " the way. If you go to Mickey D's and say I want some fries with no salt they'll be fresh"}, {"start": 2881.4, "end": 2894.0, "text": " every time by the way. Putting y'all on right there. I just put y'all on like crazy I'm"}, {"start": 2894.0, "end": 2895.8, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, you're welcome."}, {"start": 2899.5, "end": 2901.6, "text": " Because, and you know how I figure that out?"}, {"start": 2903.2, "end": 2906.76, "text": " Because every time you get some extremely fresh fries"}, {"start": 2906.76, "end": 2909.02, "text": " from McDonald's, those are the ones"}, {"start": 2909.02, "end": 2911.16, "text": " with the least amount of salt on them."}, {"start": 2911.16, "end": 2913.16, "text": " And so you put two and two together."}, {"start": 2913.16, "end": 2914.62, "text": " It's like, okay, I got it."}, {"start": 2921.52, "end": 2922.36, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 2922.36, "end": 2928.6200000000003, "text": " All the McDonald's employees hate you right now. I'm not I'm not saying go do that or nothing. I"}, {"start": 2933.96, "end": 2935.96, "text": " Work there I can confirm"}, {"start": 2938.96, "end": 2940.96, "text": " I mean look bro"}, {"start": 2943.08, "end": 2945.08, "text": " Thanks, I'm gonna go do it"}, {"start": 2945.08, "end": 2947.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2951.44, "end": 2952.92, "text": " Then"}, {"start": 2952.92, "end": 2959.08, "text": " Bro because it does suck if you go to McDonald's and you get like some of the bottom of the barrel scrapelins. It's like oh"}, {"start": 2960.2, "end": 2962.2, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 2963.36, "end": 2969.04, "text": " It's like why you couldn't you know what I mean, it's like when I get people to very bottom of the popcorn"}, {"start": 2975.08, "end": 2982.08, "text": " Wait, I'm so locked it's unbelievable."}, {"start": 2982.08, "end": 2993.08, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm so locked it's crazy."}, {"start": 2993.08, "end": 2998.08, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 2998.08, "end": 3008.08, "text": " I am crazy!"}, {"start": 3008.08, "end": 3018.08, "text": " I'm crazy!"}, {"start": 3018.08, "end": 3020.08, "text": " I'm crazy!"}, {"start": 3043.08, "end": 3044.08, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 3044.08, "end": 3046.08, "text": " Yeah, that's the world record, okay?"}, {"start": 3048.08, "end": 3065.44, "text": " I don't want no blast ball!"}, {"start": 3065.44, "end": 3067.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3095.44, "end": 3118.52, "text": " Okay, the one area that I could have got hit off at, it happens, yo, let's get a petition"}, {"start": 3118.52, "end": 3128.92, "text": " going? Okay, let's get a petition going to remove blast ball from the game."}, {"start": 3130.68, "end": 3135.24, "text": " Matter of fact, you ain't got to even remove it from the game. Let's put it on"}, {"start": 3135.24, "end": 3146.0, "text": " like a regular round and let's just make it not a final. Type one if you agree."}, {"start": 3146.0, "end": 3150.0, "text": " I like it. You're banned."}, {"start": 3156.0, "end": 3158.0, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3162.0, "end": 3164.0, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3166.0, "end": 3168.0, "text": " Hey, let's go."}, {"start": 3168.0, "end": 3175.48, "text": " I'm about to set a world record right here watch"}, {"start": 3175.48, "end": 3176.48, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 3186.48, "end": 3187.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3194.48, "end": 3197.48, "text": " The Outer Shooter Society with five."}, {"start": 3205.48, "end": 3212.48, "text": " I'm crazy with it though."}, {"start": 3212.48, "end": 3223.48, "text": " I'm feel crazy with it though baby."}, {"start": 3223.48, "end": 3247.88, "text": " Good try, buddy."}, {"start": 3247.88, "end": 3248.7200000000003, "text": " Oh Lord."}, {"start": 3248.7200000000003, "end": 3249.54, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 3249.54, "end": 3250.38, "text": " Oh boy."}, {"start": 3256.38, "end": 3257.2200000000003, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 3259.52, "end": 3260.36, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 3262.28, "end": 3263.12, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 3265.76, "end": 3268.76, "text": " Six years old by the way now, bruh."}, {"start": 3271.6600000000003, "end": 3274.08, "text": " Okay, the past two times I've played this map,"}, {"start": 3274.08, "end": 3275.42, "text": " it's been an absolute embarrassment."}, {"start": 3275.42, "end": 3276.26, "text": " Let me lock in."}, {"start": 3277.88, "end": 3289.2000000000003, "text": " I've done some stupid stuff the past two times I played this let me lock in"}, {"start": 3289.2000000000003, "end": 3296.2000000000003, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3296.2000000000003, "end": 3309.2000000000003, "text": " I'm already doing stupid stuff."}, {"start": 3309.2000000000003, "end": 3318.2000000000003, "text": " Never mind, I'm back!"}, {"start": 3318.2000000000003, "end": 3332.1600000000003, "text": " I'm doing too much let me stop"}, {"start": 3332.1600000000003, "end": 3338.76, "text": " I'm doing too much let me stop"}, {"start": 3338.76, "end": 3350.2000000000003, "text": " You're not that guy, oh I'm not, watch this."}, {"start": 3350.2000000000003, "end": 3356.5200000000004, "text": " Unseen tech!"}, {"start": 3356.5200000000004, "end": 3359.32, "text": " Clean!"}, {"start": 3359.32, "end": 3370.02, "text": " I just gave y'all some unforeseen never seen tech"}, {"start": 3370.02, "end": 3383.02, "text": " You're welcome"}, {"start": 3383.02, "end": 3385.02, "text": " You got it, Katie. Come on."}, {"start": 3389.02, "end": 3391.02, "text": " You got it, Katie. You would have seen."}, {"start": 3395.02, "end": 3397.02, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3397.02, "end": 3399.02, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 3402.02, "end": 3404.02, "text": " Come on, Katie. You would have seen."}, {"start": 3404.02, "end": 3407.02, "text": " Katie, it's right there. You got to go."}, {"start": 3413.02, "end": 3441.78, "text": " get in case do a meet and greet your name is booty jiggler 3000 I'm good"}, {"start": 3441.78, "end": 3453.02, "text": " I mean Lord have mercy of all the people to ask that"}, {"start": 3459.82, "end": 3463.26, "text": " That's where that's real you can use it you then it's real"}, {"start": 3471.78, "end": 3478.78, "text": " I'm a leader here."}, {"start": 3501.78, "end": 3506.78, "text": " Now! It started me all the way back here!"}, {"start": 3506.78, "end": 3530.78, "text": " What where is the check point?"}, {"start": 3530.78, "end": 3550.96, "text": " I have never played that map before in my life where there wasn't a checkpoint."}, {"start": 3550.96, "end": 3552.4, "text": " Where was the checkpoint?"}, {"start": 3552.4, "end": 3570.8, "text": " I got three-fourths of the way there and it gave me all the way back to the bottom."}, {"start": 3570.8, "end": 3571.8, "text": " Click the buttons."}, {"start": 3571.8, "end": 3576.08, "text": " I got a button for you."}, {"start": 3576.08, "end": 3578.08, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 3578.08, "end": 3580.96, "text": " There's a button for you, bud."}, {"start": 3580.96, "end": 3587.4, "text": " that for a button bro I know to click the buttons dude"}, {"start": 3597.48, "end": 3604.76, "text": " what is this case if you could be a guest at any convention what would it be"}, {"start": 3604.76, "end": 3610.16, "text": " bro I don't even know dude I don't even know what a convention is not gonna"}, {"start": 3610.16, "end": 3630.8799999999997, "text": " What's your favorite place for fries?"}, {"start": 3630.8799999999997, "end": 3639.2, "text": " I'm going to say Raleigh's, AKA Checkers or Mickey D's."}, {"start": 3639.2000000000003, "end": 3647.76, "text": " I think that's the move I think if you get some peak rallies a.k.a."}, {"start": 3647.76, "end": 3653.6000000000004, "text": " checkers fries I think they're undefeatable I'm not gonna lie I'm not"}, {"start": 3653.6000000000004, "end": 3656.0400000000004, "text": " gonna lie y'all"}, {"start": 3656.04, "end": 3672.04, "text": " If it ain't that, it's making me so."}, {"start": 3672.04, "end": 3677.04, "text": " Orbeez."}, {"start": 3677.04, "end": 3687.04, "text": " Where do you get the outhouse skin?"}, {"start": 3687.04, "end": 3703.04, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,"}, {"start": 3703.04, "end": 3713.7599999999998, "text": " Sonic Sonic only recently got good fries when they started going with the crinkle cut Sonic's old fries were actually in edible"}, {"start": 3713.7599999999998, "end": 3717.32, "text": " I'm not gonna lie their crinkle cut fries that they got now were good"}, {"start": 3717.32, "end": 3723.96, "text": " But old Sonic fries were actually like in edible like no joke if you go to Sonic you would get tater tots instead"}, {"start": 3723.96, "end": 3730.12, "text": " They were that bad they were that unbelievably they were so bad. It's unreal how bad they were"}, {"start": 3733.04, "end": 3744.56, "text": " But now the new ones, the new crinkle cut, they're fine."}, {"start": 3744.56, "end": 3756.16, "text": " But old Sonic fries, and they were, they're legitimately inevitable."}, {"start": 3756.16, "end": 3759.36, "text": " Crinkle cuts are mid, I highly disagree."}, {"start": 3759.36, "end": 3762.8, "text": " If you get a good crinkle cut fry, it's just as good as any other fry."}, {"start": 3762.8, "end": 3777.6000000000004, "text": " fries a good fry no matter the form. If you got a fry that's crispy on the outside"}, {"start": 3777.6000000000004, "end": 3783.52, "text": " and soft on the inside it's a good fry no matter what the form no joke."}, {"start": 3783.52, "end": 3792.52, "text": " I'll take your stepfather."}, {"start": 3792.52, "end": 3795.92, "text": " You know what the best fries are when they're done, right?"}, {"start": 3795.92, "end": 3799.52, "text": " Steak fries, dude."}, {"start": 3799.52, "end": 3820.08, "text": " State bro state prize when they're gun riders great man four green ones"}, {"start": 3820.08, "end": 3831.4, "text": " What are steak fries they're like a bigger"}, {"start": 3850.08, "end": 3875.08, "text": " 4 coconut, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4 coconut, 3 banana."}, {"start": 3875.08, "end": 3893.4, "text": " Steak fryers are the worst fry ever made and crinkle is almost as bad."}, {"start": 3893.4, "end": 3898.88, "text": " I feel bad for you man, I really do."}, {"start": 3898.88, "end": 3899.88, "text": " I feel bad for you."}, {"start": 3899.88, "end": 3903.36, "text": " I don't know how you could possibly dislike it if it's done right."}, {"start": 3903.36, "end": 3905.48, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 3905.48, "end": 3908.6400000000003, "text": " If a fry is done right, it's good, like, straight up."}, {"start": 3908.6400000000003, "end": 3910.28, "text": " It's a fried piece of tater."}, {"start": 3915.2000000000003, "end": 3928.2000000000003, "text": " How do you dislike crinkle?"}, {"start": 3928.2000000000003, "end": 3929.2000000000003, "text": " It's just a shape."}, {"start": 3929.2000000000003, "end": 3930.4, "text": " Literally exactly."}, {"start": 3930.4, "end": 3931.1200000000003, "text": " It's a fry."}, {"start": 3931.1200000000003, "end": 3932.52, "text": " It's just shaped differently."}, {"start": 3932.52, "end": 3934.0, "text": " like legitimately."}, {"start": 3934.0, "end": 3935.44, "text": " I have had crinkle cut fries"}, {"start": 3935.44, "end": 3938.16, "text": " that are just as good as regular fries, if not better."}, {"start": 3938.16, "end": 3947.66, "text": " You'll starry with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 3953.56, "end": 3955.0, "text": " You know what fries I think are"}, {"start": 3955.0, "end": 3957.54, "text": " unbelievably overrated is Curly Fries."}, {"start": 3958.58, "end": 3960.36, "text": " Now I think Curly Fries are good,"}, {"start": 3960.36, "end": 3965.8, "text": " And I think they are unbelievably overrated."}, {"start": 3965.8, "end": 3969.44, "text": " Like curly fries are the best thing ever when you're 12 and then you grow up."}, {"start": 3969.44, "end": 3974.44, "text": " It's like a regular good fry is just straight up better, man."}, {"start": 3990.36, "end": 3999.8, "text": " Stop talking horrible pain. It's literally not though. Oh, I mean you're 12 so it does make"}, {"start": 3999.8, "end": 4001.8, "text": " It seems you think it's a bad thing."}, {"start": 4011.32, "end": 4017.88, "text": " I never said Crinkle Cuff or Curly Fries were bad. I just think they are overrated."}, {"start": 4022.76, "end": 4025.88, "text": " And I think anybody with a logical brain can agree with that statement."}, {"start": 4029.8, "end": 4045.3, "text": " like no joke and I mean this sincerely if I go to RVs I choose the regular"}, {"start": 4045.3, "end": 4052.34, "text": " crinkle cut fries over the curly fries. I'm dead serious. I'm like actually dead serious, no joke."}, {"start": 4059.38, "end": 4063.7000000000003, "text": " And I also don't know what it is about curly fries, bro. It's like they give me acid reflux too,"}, {"start": 4063.7000000000003, "end": 4075.1400000000003, "text": " man. Shoe string fries? Bro, what's that one place that has"}, {"start": 4075.14, "end": 4091.7799999999997, "text": " string fries they do I think I had it one time I think it was"}, {"start": 4121.78, "end": 4123.78, "text": " I like to see it."}, {"start": 4130.179999999999, "end": 4132.179999999999, "text": " What a swap map, dude."}, {"start": 4135.78, "end": 4137.78, "text": " God, we were swap mapped."}, {"start": 4139.54, "end": 4141.54, "text": " Hate this map!"}, {"start": 4142.259999999999, "end": 4144.259999999999, "text": " And Chris Redfield won."}, {"start": 4148.58, "end": 4150.58, "text": " Chris Redfield won, huh?"}, {"start": 4151.78, "end": 4171.54, "text": " One more, one more, man can't be mad at Chris true, can't be mad at Chris man, can't David's"}, {"start": 4171.54, "end": 4176.58, "text": " burgers has the best fry I'm be real with you I ain't never heard of that place right"}, {"start": 4176.58, "end": 4181.3, "text": " there what about sweet potato fries I hate everything about sweet potatoes it's like"}, {"start": 4181.3, "end": 4187.9800000000005, "text": " the most disgusting thing in history. Period. I hate everything about them. Sweet potatoes"}, {"start": 4187.9800000000005, "end": 4193.7, "text": " are like genuinely vile, like they are actually putrid. I hate them so bad it cannot be described"}, {"start": 4193.7, "end": 4199.860000000001, "text": " how bad I hate sweet potatoes. It cannot, it's literally feed that like, unironically"}, {"start": 4199.860000000001, "end": 4209.860000000001, "text": " like a slot bucket you feed the deer where I'm from. No joke. I hate, I hate them."}, {"start": 4209.86, "end": 4213.099999999999, "text": " It's a super food though."}, {"start": 4213.099999999999, "end": 4219.54, "text": " There's other super foods out there without having to eat a sweet potato fry."}, {"start": 4219.54, "end": 4220.54, "text": " Straight up."}, {"start": 4220.54, "end": 4233.54, "text": " Hey, you can tell it's a super food when you're eating it too because it's actually disgusting."}, {"start": 4233.54, "end": 4234.82, "text": " Life ain't fair."}, {"start": 4234.82, "end": 4241.82, "text": " All the stuff that's healthy for you are most of it just taste bad."}, {"start": 4241.82, "end": 4247.82, "text": " But nah, I don't do it."}, {"start": 4247.82, "end": 4252.82, "text": " Now if you like sweet potato fries, that's all right."}, {"start": 4252.82, "end": 4260.82, "text": " I just can't do it."}, {"start": 4260.82, "end": 4265.82, "text": " You gotta be fisting me."}, {"start": 4265.82, "end": 4270.82, "text": " Oh, you gotta be fisting me right now."}, {"start": 4270.82, "end": 4273.82, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4273.82, "end": 4278.82, "text": " I'm not walling!"}, {"start": 4281.82, "end": 4284.82, "text": " Yes I am."}, {"start": 4284.82, "end": 4287.82, "text": " Yes I am!"}, {"start": 4287.82, "end": 4289.82, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 4293.82, "end": 4294.82, "text": " BAM!"}, {"start": 4308.82, "end": 4310.82, "text": " For God, baby!"}, {"start": 4317.82, "end": 4326.62, "text": " What do you, I saw, yo, so nail, you're over here like spreading propaganda in the chat"}, {"start": 4326.62, "end": 4331.46, "text": " saying they're so good they really don't get the love they deserve, yo, nail."}, {"start": 4331.46, "end": 4338.38, "text": " You better, you need to, you need to watch yourself."}, {"start": 4338.38, "end": 4342.42, "text": " I see when you're replying to people's messages saying how good sweet potato fries and sweet"}, {"start": 4342.42, "end": 4358.46, "text": " potatoes are, you better you better stop right there. They ain't good. Yes, they are. No."}, {"start": 4358.46, "end": 4384.3, "text": " But man, at that point you can see the potato, man."}, {"start": 4384.3, "end": 4389.3, "text": " You know what? To eat their own. Unless you like sweet potatoes."}, {"start": 4406.3, "end": 4407.3, "text": " I'm in here."}, {"start": 4407.3, "end": 4424.18, "text": " I don't know why they call them sweet potatoes, you know, they could have named them like"}, {"start": 4424.18, "end": 4450.18, "text": " nasty potato. I eat potatoes like apples? Oh lord."}, {"start": 4454.18, "end": 4478.900000000001, "text": " If you eat a potato like an apple, you're quickly reminded that this is actually a vegetable."}, {"start": 4478.900000000001, "end": 4482.5, "text": " It don't seem like it's a vegetable when you're eating them in a fruit srier like mashed"}, {"start": 4482.5, "end": 4487.66, "text": " potatoes for them. But if you eat just a raw potato, they're like, oh, these are, these are"}, {"start": 4487.66, "end": 4512.38, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4512.38, "end": 4514.38, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 4523.38, "end": 4525.38, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 4533.38, "end": 4535.38, "text": " Is that a hacker?"}, {"start": 4542.38, "end": 4545.14, "text": " Nobody's dying"}, {"start": 4572.38, "end": 4582.38, "text": " You're Miami with the fight!"}, {"start": 4582.38, "end": 4594.38, "text": " Calling me from Miami!"}, {"start": 4594.38, "end": 4596.38, "text": " Miami!"}, {"start": 4596.38, "end": 4598.38, "text": " My name."}, {"start": 4603.38, "end": 4604.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4620.38, "end": 4622.38, "text": " Well that's two days in a row, no dub."}, {"start": 4622.38, "end": 4625.38, "text": " He is what he is. That's life."}, {"start": 4626.38, "end": 4631.04, "text": " Sometimes the the cookie doesn't crumble your way"}, {"start": 4633.9800000000005, "end": 4636.4800000000005, "text": " Hey sometimes in life"}, {"start": 4638.82, "end": 4640.82, "text": " The cookie doesn't crumble your way"}, {"start": 4643.82, "end": 4649.58, "text": " Sometimes in life the cookie crumbles your way other times"}, {"start": 4656.38, "end": 4669.58, "text": " Whatever. Who just said something else about a sweet potato?"}, {"start": 4669.58, "end": 4675.18, "text": " Bro, you're still talking about somebody else just like sweet potato wedge is good sometimes."}, {"start": 4675.18, "end": 4679.14, "text": " We're going to talk about sweet potatoes."}, {"start": 4679.14, "end": 4685.700000000001, "text": " Lockheel's got a few games in his hand and a spooky action."}, {"start": 4685.700000000001, "end": 4688.14, "text": " We got a real spooky game lined up too."}, {"start": 4688.14, "end": 4689.14, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4689.14, "end": 4690.14, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 4690.14, "end": 4691.14, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 4691.14, "end": 4696.14, "text": " I can get my redemption right here."}, {"start": 4696.14, "end": 4699.14, "text": " A GG."}, {"start": 4699.14, "end": 4703.9400000000005, "text": " 46% went right."}, {"start": 4703.9400000000005, "end": 4708.9400000000005, "text": " I think we take these."}, {"start": 4708.9400000000005, "end": 4716.3, "text": " Oh my goodness, I got one in on the break."}, {"start": 4716.3, "end": 4720.18, "text": " You could say I was at my breaking point."}, {"start": 4720.18, "end": 4723.9800000000005, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 4723.9800000000005, "end": 4728.18, "text": " I get the green bean in right here."}, {"start": 4728.18, "end": 4730.92, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 4730.92, "end": 4736.22, "text": " I think I get the orange in here."}, {"start": 4736.22, "end": 4737.72, "text": " I suck at everything."}, {"start": 4737.72, "end": 4739.72, "text": " Wow, that was bad!"}, {"start": 4748.72, "end": 4750.72, "text": " Wow, that was bad!"}, {"start": 4759.72, "end": 4763.72, "text": " Washed? No, man. It's my first game. I'm getting warmed up, dude."}, {"start": 4763.72, "end": 4769.72, "text": " Can you lock in? Sure thing, bud."}, {"start": 4769.72, "end": 4774.72, "text": " I said no. Clean."}, {"start": 4774.72, "end": 4779.72, "text": " I wasn't expecting a scratch right there, but it's alright."}, {"start": 4784.72, "end": 4788.72, "text": " This is not going to work out for you, by the way."}, {"start": 4793.72, "end": 4799.8, "text": " Do you like corn on the cob? Yeah, that's that's the best version of corn right there. It's corn on the cob"}, {"start": 4800.240000000001, "end": 4805.400000000001, "text": " You know what else is good? Yeah, you'll ever have cream corn cream corn is good, too. Y'all ever had that is really good"}, {"start": 4808.4800000000005, "end": 4810.4800000000005, "text": " It's really good"}, {"start": 4814.16, "end": 4816.16, "text": " It's actually really good no job"}, {"start": 4817.96, "end": 4819.96, "text": " Lock in"}, {"start": 4820.4400000000005, "end": 4822.4400000000005, "text": " Clean I"}, {"start": 4822.4400000000005, "end": 4829.120000000001, "text": " I might be able to just win here no don't do that don't do that don't do that"}, {"start": 4829.120000000001, "end": 4836.4400000000005, "text": " right there okay there's a chance I can just win"}, {"start": 4836.72, "end": 4845.240000000001, "text": " do this backspin oh my goodness it's perfect perfect"}, {"start": 4848.200000000001, "end": 4852.200000000001, "text": " pay them first game to dub"}, {"start": 4852.4400000000005, "end": 4874.120000000001, "text": " Let's go. Who's next? Let's go. Case go easy on me. You have a 72% win rate, bud. I don't"}, {"start": 4874.12, "end": 4886.5599999999995, "text": " think I have to go easy on you here. Perhaps that was a mistake going for the solids there."}, {"start": 4886.5599999999995, "end": 4894.16, "text": " But that will be determined. That was a mistake. Actually, no, it wasn't. Bottom middle pocket"}, {"start": 4894.16, "end": 4897.16, "text": " with this. Never mind."}, {"start": 4904.66, "end": 4905.96, "text": " What was that message I just saw?"}, {"start": 4911.76, "end": 4912.46, "text": " Okay, find it."}, {"start": 4917.66, "end": 4920.66, "text": " Bro, why does everyone suck? Oh, no, these are some of the best"}, {"start": 4920.66, "end": 4921.5599999999995, "text": " players in the world."}, {"start": 4924.54, "end": 4929.72, "text": " Like this is like top top tier top tier turd cutter"}, {"start": 4931.68, "end": 4933.84, "text": " You know what I mean"}, {"start": 4936.76, "end": 4938.76, "text": " You know what I mean"}, {"start": 4940.04, "end": 4942.04, "text": " It just is"}, {"start": 4944.04, "end": 4946.04, "text": " Top tier turd cutter dude"}, {"start": 4948.28, "end": 4950.28, "text": " Okay, go for the purple here"}, {"start": 4950.28, "end": 4959.66, "text": " Clean I got a two for one you love to see it you absolutely love to see it go for the"}, {"start": 4959.66, "end": 4972.3, "text": " yellow boom just 72% win rate and there's a chance go for this go for it oh my goodness"}, {"start": 4972.3, "end": 4991.74, "text": " I'm unreal. When I'm actually unbelievable. This doesn't go in though, unfortunately. Oh,"}, {"start": 4991.74, "end": 5000.26, "text": " that's a shame. That's all I could do there though. Chat, that's all I could do there though."}, {"start": 5000.26, "end": 5004.5, "text": " to your turd cutter with the five gift. Thank you."}, {"start": 5010.18, "end": 5014.02, "text": " You know what's gonna suck? I did all that work and there's probably still"}, {"start": 5014.02, "end": 5022.02, "text": " gonna lose here. I lost. I lost."}, {"start": 5022.02, "end": 5032.26, "text": " Chad it's over. I just got Arby's and now I'm so happy. Chad do y'all like the uh what's"}, {"start": 5032.26, "end": 5037.780000000001, "text": " that one sandwich you dip in the au jus sauce from Arby's what is it called? What's the one"}, {"start": 5037.780000000001, "end": 5045.620000000001, "text": " sandwich you dip in the au jus sauce man? Yeah I lost ain't nothing to do about it."}, {"start": 5045.62, "end": 5056.34, "text": " the French dip. I like the French dip. No, Joe. Well, GG. Happy birthday, bud. Play him"}, {"start": 5056.34, "end": 5072.099999999999, "text": " off. I lost. Who's next? Chad, I like the I like the you've played eight games and"}, {"start": 5072.1, "end": 5075.58, "text": " not want to single one of them if I lose this game I'm cutting the stream off I'm"}, {"start": 5075.58, "end": 5078.08, "text": " not even joking"}, {"start": 5083.160000000001, "end": 5086.700000000001, "text": " y'all if I lose this somebody who's played eight games and I haven't won a"}, {"start": 5086.700000000001, "end": 5089.200000000001, "text": " single one I'm literally cutting the stream off if I lose this game like I'm"}, {"start": 5089.200000000001, "end": 5095.620000000001, "text": " dead serious and I will see y'all tomorrow I'm so for real"}, {"start": 5095.62, "end": 5122.46, "text": " that was clean. I scratched but whatever. I had a decent run there. What's that name?"}, {"start": 5122.46, "end": 5127.46, "text": " It's probably better we don't, you know, we don't know."}, {"start": 5135.42, "end": 5137.28, "text": " Somebody said Smurf account."}, {"start": 5137.28, "end": 5140.14, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna go full backspan and see what happens."}, {"start": 5141.78, "end": 5144.62, "text": " Oh my goodness, that could not have been better."}, {"start": 5152.46, "end": 5175.02, "text": " If I hit this, I'm the greatest of all time, top right pocket."}, {"start": 5175.02, "end": 5177.02, "text": " dead at the gym? That's tough."}, {"start": 5188.860000000001, "end": 5191.18, "text": " I can't believe I just missed that. What is wrong with me?"}, {"start": 5199.5, "end": 5204.860000000001, "text": " That's placebo though. You really don't need the super intense music at the gym. That's kind of"}, {"start": 5204.86, "end": 5216.62, "text": " of a placebo okay this is it done right here okay so with the five"}, {"start": 5217.46, "end": 5229.94, "text": " beautiful pay them pay them pay them"}, {"start": 5234.86, "end": 5241.94, "text": " chat going to the lose that guy through on purpose nah he just had a zero"}, {"start": 5241.94, "end": 5247.339999999999, "text": " percent win rate 69% win rate right here bro was on a three game winning"}, {"start": 5247.339999999999, "end": 5255.7, "text": " streak let's see how this goes chat I'm going for a three piece here it worked"}, {"start": 5255.7, "end": 5263.139999999999, "text": " out that's great you love to see that right there going for the green bean"}, {"start": 5263.5, "end": 5266.56, "text": " Clean you love to see it. I'm gonna go for the yellow here"}, {"start": 5271.18, "end": 5273.18, "text": " Clean you love to see it"}, {"start": 5274.3, "end": 5276.3, "text": " I'm gonna go for the blue"}, {"start": 5278.08, "end": 5279.92, "text": " Into the orange"}, {"start": 5279.92, "end": 5283.5, "text": " You hate to see it and I hate everything and everyone. I'm never streaming again"}, {"start": 5284.9800000000005, "end": 5292.42, "text": " Oh my goodness, dude, how do I miss that man? Like I don't I don't get it, dude"}, {"start": 5292.42, "end": 5297.42, "text": " like oh my goodness bro"}, {"start": 5297.42, "end": 5298.42, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 5299.42, "end": 5302.42, "text": " bro I don't understand how I missed that dude like I really don't get it"}, {"start": 5303.42, "end": 5304.42, "text": " like that's ridiculous"}, {"start": 5305.42, "end": 5309.42, "text": " like bro that's actually ridiculous man"}, {"start": 5310.42, "end": 5313.42, "text": " see how does that not go in either"}, {"start": 5314.42, "end": 5317.42, "text": " dude how does that not go in"}, {"start": 5322.42, "end": 5329.42, "text": " I'm going to be a little bit"}, {"start": 5329.42, "end": 5335.42, "text": " calling me from Miami."}, {"start": 5335.42, "end": 5337.42, "text": " Miami."}, {"start": 5337.42, "end": 5338.42, "text": " You ever heard that song?"}, {"start": 5338.42, "end": 5339.42, "text": " The name of that song is Miami."}, {"start": 5339.42, "end": 5343.42, "text": " Miami."}, {"start": 5343.42, "end": 5350.42, "text": " And I scratched."}, {"start": 5350.42, "end": 5364.42, "text": " I thought that was uh, I thought that was uh, George Shriek. That's right. That's a sale. You hate to see it."}, {"start": 5368.42, "end": 5371.42, "text": " That logically doesn't make sense."}, {"start": 5380.42, "end": 5387.42, "text": " Calling me from Miami!"}, {"start": 5387.42, "end": 5390.42, "text": " Miami!"}, {"start": 5390.42, "end": 5393.42, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 5393.42, "end": 5396.42, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 5396.42, "end": 5398.42, "text": " Go in there."}, {"start": 5398.42, "end": 5401.42, "text": " I don't care if I scratch, I still got it, don't care."}, {"start": 5410.42, "end": 5416.42, "text": " Case, are you okay? I'm concerned. You're the same person that was spreading this information about sweet potatoes earlier, by the way."}, {"start": 5427.42, "end": 5430.42, "text": " Best wings? Buffalo, big dog."}, {"start": 5431.42, "end": 5436.42, "text": " That's not even... dude, that's not even like... dude."}, {"start": 5436.42, "end": 5441.9, "text": " That's not even like dude. You know what I mean? That's not even close"}, {"start": 5445.92, "end": 5455.5, "text": " That this really not even close man buffalo wings are you absolutely kidding me right now"}, {"start": 5459.46, "end": 5464.4400000000005, "text": " This must be a joke I'm gonna lose because of this"}, {"start": 5466.42, "end": 5468.42, "text": " Bro, what is that?"}, {"start": 5472.38, "end": 5474.38, "text": " Best fast food"}, {"start": 5482.7, "end": 5487.9, "text": " Sonic unironically like fast no Wendy's maybe"}, {"start": 5491.7, "end": 5493.7, "text": " Maybe Wendy's"}, {"start": 5496.42, "end": 5498.42, "text": " I've never had Culver, so I don't know."}, {"start": 5502.58, "end": 5505.7, "text": " This is unbelievable right now."}, {"start": 5505.7, "end": 5508.26, "text": " You suck, by the way, Jolly Sheriff. You're terrible."}, {"start": 5511.9400000000005, "end": 5515.86, "text": " You just had a miracle shot where both of those balls landed in front of mine."}, {"start": 5515.86, "end": 5518.18, "text": " Balls. Oh my goodness, you sold."}, {"start": 5518.18, "end": 5532.9400000000005, "text": " What's up? What's up with all the emotes and then you just sold what happened? Get out"}, {"start": 5532.9400000000005, "end": 5546.780000000001, "text": " of here. Hey, I'm let's go. Let's go. Come on, man, go to my lose."}, {"start": 5546.78, "end": 5548.78, "text": " Overs is literally the best, bro."}, {"start": 5554.679999999999, "end": 5555.679999999999, "text": " I've never had it."}, {"start": 5557.88, "end": 5560.58, "text": " How you gonna have that name and put the waving emoji in here?"}, {"start": 5568.08, "end": 5568.58, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5570.38, "end": 5572.08, "text": " What's the win rate?"}, {"start": 5572.38, "end": 5574.08, "text": " First game ever, huh?"}, {"start": 5574.88, "end": 5575.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5576.78, "end": 5586.9, "text": " Cheese curds. You know what's crazy? I've never had a cheese curd. Everybody says they're"}, {"start": 5586.9, "end": 5599.66, "text": " going to turn her cheese curds good. Everybody always says says cheese curds go to man."}, {"start": 5599.66, "end": 5610.12, "text": " Kurds man. Dude I need a truck. Is there a Culver's in Arkansas? Everybody always"}, {"start": 5610.12, "end": 5627.92, "text": " glazes Culver's like crazy. Is there one in Arkansas? I literally exactly plan to"}, {"start": 5627.92, "end": 5633.02, "text": " that, but none of y'all will ever believe me and that's fine. You don't have to believe"}, {"start": 5633.02, "end": 5657.68, "text": " me. But just know in the back of your mind that was planned. Just know that was planned."}, {"start": 5657.68, "end": 5659.84, "text": " I mean, that's just a beauty."}, {"start": 5666.96, "end": 5667.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5674.64, "end": 5675.64, "text": " I can't do anything here."}, {"start": 5675.64, "end": 5677.08, "text": " I gotta just go for a touch."}, {"start": 5682.4800000000005, "end": 5683.68, "text": " World class with the five."}, {"start": 5683.68, "end": 5684.52, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5685.52, "end": 5686.360000000001, "text": " Top right."}, {"start": 5686.36, "end": 5692.74, "text": " If I would have went top right there, I would have scratched 100% and then I would have lost."}, {"start": 5692.74, "end": 5698.78, "text": " There is a Culver's in Arkansas."}, {"start": 5698.78, "end": 5699.78, "text": " Bottom right."}, {"start": 5699.78, "end": 5704.7, "text": " Dog, are y'all actually like, hello, do you have ice?"}, {"start": 5704.7, "end": 5705.86, "text": " Bottom right wasn't possible."}, {"start": 5705.86, "end": 5711.74, "text": " The yellow ball was in the way, dog."}, {"start": 5711.74, "end": 5716.339999999999, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 5716.34, "end": 5718.34, "text": " It's over? No it's not."}, {"start": 5721.34, "end": 5723.34, "text": " Um, it's over."}, {"start": 5736.34, "end": 5738.34, "text": " Alright, go on, so I'll lose the camera, I'm done."}, {"start": 5743.34, "end": 5745.34, "text": " Spank me Leon."}, {"start": 5746.34, "end": 5763.34, "text": " has played 17 games and won one of them."}, {"start": 5776.34, "end": 5783.34, "text": " Calling me from Miami."}, {"start": 5783.34, "end": 5792.34, "text": " Miami."}, {"start": 5792.34, "end": 5793.18, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 5803.02, "end": 5805.02, "text": " Man, that's hard."}, {"start": 5805.02, "end": 5807.12, "text": " Yo, TK with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 5815.3, "end": 5817.7, "text": " Calling me from..."}, {"start": 5852.34, "end": 5873.34, "text": " Just scath as a me at this point."}, {"start": 5873.34, "end": 5875.84, "text": " This is just straight up getting disrespectful."}, {"start": 5887.54, "end": 5888.64, "text": " What even is that?"}, {"start": 5888.64, "end": 5891.04, "text": " Don't worry about it unless you want nightmares."}, {"start": 5899.2, "end": 5900.74, "text": " See, like I hit that in, right?"}, {"start": 5900.74, "end": 5902.24, "text": " And now I don't have a shot."}, {"start": 5903.34, "end": 5910.34, "text": " Unless I do this number right here, that's exactly how I wanted that to go, beautiful."}, {"start": 5933.34, "end": 5935.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5939.38, "end": 5943.4400000000005, "text": " Owned a pool hall and this is disrespectful. No you did not bud"}, {"start": 5947.900000000001, "end": 5949.900000000001, "text": " Get out of here"}, {"start": 5954.54, "end": 5956.54, "text": " You own the pool hall"}, {"start": 5956.54, "end": 5970.22, "text": " Cowboys like smoky old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings."}, {"start": 5970.22, "end": 5977.42, "text": " Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys."}, {"start": 5977.42, "end": 5981.82, "text": " Don't let them play guitars and ride in old trucks."}, {"start": 5981.82, "end": 5985.82, "text": " Let them be doctors and lawyers and such."}, {"start": 5985.82, "end": 5990.82, "text": " I must don't let your baby go up to be Cowboy."}, {"start": 6000.42, "end": 6001.94, "text": " My mom didn't get the memo."}, {"start": 6001.94, "end": 6003.62, "text": " I grew up to be a cowboy anyway."}, {"start": 6003.62, "end": 6004.46, "text": " I got right mom."}, {"start": 6004.46, "end": 6006.5199999999995, "text": " You didn't get the memo on that one."}, {"start": 6006.5199999999995, "end": 6007.66, "text": " Couldn't stop me."}, {"start": 6008.54, "end": 6010.7, "text": " Couldn't stop me from being a cowboy."}, {"start": 6013.179999999999, "end": 6015.219999999999, "text": " I'm about to just start committing crime, bro."}, {"start": 6015.22, "end": 6018.34, "text": " So I can be a cowboy for real, I wanna be outlaw."}, {"start": 6018.34, "end": 6019.9400000000005, "text": " I'm about to start just riding horses"}, {"start": 6019.9400000000005, "end": 6021.58, "text": " and just committing crimes, dude."}, {"start": 6024.34, "end": 6026.0, "text": " Like not stuff that'll get me locked away"}, {"start": 6026.0, "end": 6027.38, "text": " from like 50 years or nothing,"}, {"start": 6027.38, "end": 6029.18, "text": " but it's like a little minor stuff."}, {"start": 6031.16, "end": 6034.26, "text": " Like, oh bro, ran a red light on a horse"}, {"start": 6035.46, "end": 6038.34, "text": " and just like, you know, going like a three block chase."}, {"start": 6038.34, "end": 6050.22, "text": " I could say I'm like a I could say I'm you know a cowboy been rambling been rambling my"}, {"start": 6050.22, "end": 6065.7, "text": " whole life finally settled down but a cowboy too long you know I mean okay tough shot here"}, {"start": 6065.7, "end": 6081.7, "text": " It's in there."}, {"start": 6095.7, "end": 6116.04, "text": " We're in no danger actually we might be in danger here this is tough that's just beautiful"}, {"start": 6116.04, "end": 6122.44, "text": " did you see that bro? Did you just see that dude?"}, {"start": 6130.12, "end": 6134.24, "text": " There's only three culvers in your state. It's I don't need it anyway. I'm a"}, {"start": 6134.24, "end": 6140.04, "text": " cowboy. Cowboys don't eat at fast food restaurants."}, {"start": 6140.04, "end": 6146.72, "text": " I'm gonna eat me some venison instead with some bread"}, {"start": 6156.24, "end": 6160.0, "text": " Look at these socks. It's giving me dude. Oh never mind. I'm not green"}, {"start": 6160.0, "end": 6170.0, "text": " I don't want to go to heaven."}, {"start": 6170.0, "end": 6172.0, "text": " Winnable."}, {"start": 6172.0, "end": 6180.0, "text": " Yo, that was clean. Did you see that?"}, {"start": 6180.0, "end": 6185.0, "text": " Yo, Moth Goddess with another 50 gifted. Yo, W. Moth Goddess with another 50 gifted. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 6185.0, "end": 6189.1, "text": " W. Moth goddess for real with another 50. I appreciate you. Thank you"}, {"start": 6191.72, "end": 6196.68, "text": " W. Moth goddess for real, I really appreciate that. Thank you Moth goddess. Thank you. That's a hundred on the day"}, {"start": 6196.68, "end": 6201.04, "text": " All right. I'm going till I lose unless I go too big the street and then we're getting on this movie time"}, {"start": 6201.04, "end": 6203.04, "text": " It's a real scary game, too"}, {"start": 6215.0, "end": 6222.84, "text": " Mama's don't let your baby grow up to be cowboy,"}, {"start": 6222.84, "end": 6227.32, "text": " because they're never at home and they're always alone."}, {"start": 6227.32, "end": 6230.92, "text": " Even when it's time, that's a scratch."}, {"start": 6230.92, "end": 6232.64, "text": " So a strike went in."}, {"start": 6241.6, "end": 6243.44, "text": " I'm going to take the Simpleton shot here."}, {"start": 6243.4400000000005, "end": 6245.6, "text": " Don't blame me for it."}, {"start": 6245.6, "end": 6246.52, "text": " Just part of life."}, {"start": 6252.000000000001, "end": 6253.88, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 6253.88, "end": 6255.84, "text": " Now you're maybe saying, oh, you're stupid."}, {"start": 6255.84, "end": 6257.52, "text": " You ain't got no shot now."}, {"start": 6257.52, "end": 6258.120000000001, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 6258.120000000001, "end": 6259.040000000001, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 6262.360000000001, "end": 6262.84, "text": " See that?"}, {"start": 6269.84, "end": 6272.280000000001, "text": " That's clean."}, {"start": 6272.28, "end": 6280.04, "text": " your angel made with the five w angel made with the fire"}, {"start": 6280.04, "end": 6284.44, "text": " now you may be saying good this goober ain't got a shot"}, {"start": 6284.44, "end": 6287.88, "text": " watch this"}, {"start": 6287.88, "end": 6289.759999999999, "text": " that would have went in too"}, {"start": 6289.759999999999, "end": 6290.82, "text": " maybe"}, {"start": 6290.82, "end": 6292.82, "text": " I don't know, but it's all right."}, {"start": 6306.259999999999, "end": 6308.259999999999, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 6308.259999999999, "end": 6311.219999999999, "text": " What's taking you so long, Buster?"}, {"start": 6311.219999999999, "end": 6312.58, "text": " This is my pool hall."}, {"start": 6320.82, "end": 6332.82, "text": " Guys support small streamers and follow K so thank you so much KK 2002"}, {"start": 6337.82, "end": 6343.54, "text": " Matter of fact you're modded much. Yes, there's a month"}, {"start": 6350.82, "end": 6366.219999999999, "text": " Why my chest hurt?"}, {"start": 6366.219999999999, "end": 6377.259999999999, "text": " You ain't making this shot off here."}, {"start": 6377.26, "end": 6397.7, "text": " I fear came true that's not makeable yes it is"}, {"start": 6407.26, "end": 6423.900000000001, "text": " Blossom will allow me to blossom this win upon you 40 oh my goodness you've played 136 games"}, {"start": 6434.38, "end": 6436.38, "text": " Blossom been grinding"}, {"start": 6437.26, "end": 6452.26, "text": " Yes, Erton GG. Blossom has literally almost double the games played than I do by the way."}, {"start": 6452.26, "end": 6479.26, "text": " could potentially be a problem. Blossom. No, no. Backspin. Clay."}, {"start": 6479.26, "end": 6481.26, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 6484.76, "end": 6486.76, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 6492.76, "end": 6494.76, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 6501.76, "end": 6503.76, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 6506.76, "end": 6508.76, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 6509.26, "end": 6516.26, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 6516.26, "end": 6521.26, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 6521.26, "end": 6527.26, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 6527.26, "end": 6530.26, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 6530.26, "end": 6538.26, "text": " All we need is the A ball now."}, {"start": 6538.26, "end": 6553.8, "text": " ball now. All we need is the eight ball now. You think you'd ever do an IRL pool"}, {"start": 6553.8, "end": 6557.04, "text": " stream with others? No, because every time I play pool IRL I get"}, {"start": 6557.04, "end": 6559.92, "text": " Unbelievably angry and it unironically ruins my day"}, {"start": 6566.32, "end": 6570.08, "text": " The problem with IRL pool for me is is at the start of the game"}, {"start": 6570.08, "end": 6575.64, "text": " I will shoot great and then the other half of the game. I can't even get the simple shots. It's like"}, {"start": 6576.16, "end": 6578.16, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 6578.68, "end": 6582.0, "text": " And then I start like brawl want to slam the pool stick it's bad"}, {"start": 6587.04, "end": 6603.6, "text": " Tough shot for Blossom here."}, {"start": 6603.6, "end": 6605.04, "text": " Competitive not on my losing in pool."}, {"start": 6605.04, "end": 6607.4, "text": " It's what I personally can't shoot."}, {"start": 6607.4, "end": 6611.44, "text": " It's like, bro, what's wrong with me?"}, {"start": 6611.44, "end": 6613.44, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 6613.44, "end": 6616.56, "text": " GG Blossom, your band."}, {"start": 6616.56, "end": 6641.56, "text": " That's unreal. I did all that"}, {"start": 6641.56, "end": 6649.52, "text": " and just to lose like that rematch that I'm getting off one more I'm getting off"}, {"start": 6649.52, "end": 6653.120000000001, "text": " right here I'm rematching blossom"}, {"start": 6671.56, "end": 6675.8, "text": " Well, usual shot from never getting a ball to going on the break case though here."}, {"start": 6701.56, "end": 6716.56, "text": " I got a Baja Blast vape today."}, {"start": 6716.56, "end": 6717.56, "text": " Yeah, we're cooked."}, {"start": 6732.04, "end": 6733.360000000001, "text": " Chihuahua's vaping right now."}, {"start": 6743.64, "end": 6745.04, "text": " Ain't no way y'all vaping."}, {"start": 6746.56, "end": 6753.56, "text": " Y'all ain't vaping."}, {"start": 6753.56, "end": 6760.56, "text": " Come on, Blast, it's my turn!"}, {"start": 6776.56, "end": 6778.56, "text": " Oh, Blossom."}, {"start": 6783.56, "end": 6785.56, "text": " Oh, Blossom."}, {"start": 6791.56, "end": 6793.56, "text": " Oh, Blossom."}, {"start": 6799.56, "end": 6801.56, "text": " Aargh!"}, {"start": 6806.56, "end": 6813.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6813.56, "end": 6815.56, "text": " Vapor bad for you."}, {"start": 6815.56, "end": 6818.56, "text": " Have you ever considered that's the point?"}, {"start": 6818.56, "end": 6820.56, "text": " Maybe they didn't consider that."}, {"start": 6820.56, "end": 6825.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6825.56, "end": 6833.56, "text": " Do what you want to do."}, {"start": 6833.56, "end": 6841.56, "text": " Gah, lady blossom. Vapes are toxic. Yeah, but everything's toxic when you think about it."}, {"start": 6847.56, "end": 6850.56, "text": " Living is toxic. That's why we die."}, {"start": 6863.56, "end": 6865.56, "text": " Yeah, sweet potatoes, yeah."}, {"start": 6875.68, "end": 6880.280000000001, "text": " See now look at this shot though, Chath. There's nothing here, big dog."}, {"start": 6882.320000000001, "end": 6884.820000000001, "text": " I didn't put enough mustard on it. Lord!"}, {"start": 6884.820000000001, "end": 6889.92, "text": " Does it matter though, really, because you're not gonna have a shot on this purple ball, no matter what. No matter what."}, {"start": 6893.56, "end": 6921.56, "text": " See now, right here, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 6921.56, "end": 6932.56, "text": " I mean, happy birthday, Watson!"}, {"start": 6932.56, "end": 6945.56, "text": " Stupid game!"}, {"start": 6945.56, "end": 6947.56, "text": " My gun was no shot!"}, {"start": 6960.04, "end": 6962.04, "text": " I'm not gonna make this either."}, {"start": 6975.56, "end": 6982.04, "text": " All right, pay him up last one since it was the best two out of three since I rematch her and then we're going"}, {"start": 6982.04, "end": 6985.64, "text": " spooky time after this. Let's go. Best two out of three right here. This is for the full dub."}, {"start": 6988.280000000001, "end": 6989.96, "text": " This is for the full dub. Let's go."}, {"start": 6994.360000000001, "end": 6997.080000000001, "text": " Did you see that break right there? New technology."}, {"start": 6997.08, "end": 7004.08, "text": " New technology."}, {"start": 7005.08, "end": 7007.08, "text": " New technology."}, {"start": 7013.08, "end": 7015.08, "text": " Beautiful, that's exactly what I wanted to happen."}, {"start": 7027.08, "end": 7040.38, "text": " You're so incredibly good at this game case I look at the screen and look away then look"}, {"start": 7040.38, "end": 7043.96, "text": " back and you pocketed the eight ball keep it up."}, {"start": 7043.96, "end": 7051.48, "text": " Thank you so much IO games 12."}, {"start": 7051.4800000000005, "end": 7060.4400000000005, "text": " No, that was not a paid chatter at all by the way."}, {"start": 7060.4400000000005, "end": 7067.400000000001, "text": " Just somebody that knows ball for once."}, {"start": 7067.400000000001, "end": 7078.320000000001, "text": " Yo, this just, what?"}, {"start": 7078.32, "end": 7088.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7088.32, "end": 7093.32, "text": " Yo, Blossom, why don't you ever put like a chatter a emote in there."}, {"start": 7093.32, "end": 7098.32, "text": " You are a farmer, your blossom if you're in the spring put a emote or something to chat."}, {"start": 7098.32, "end": 7127.88, "text": " I'm going for the yellow."}, {"start": 7127.88, "end": 7134.88, "text": " interview done. You've got to be fiesting me right now."}, {"start": 7157.88, "end": 7168.92, "text": " No, neither of us have had any shocks this game."}, {"start": 7168.92, "end": 7170.92, "text": " clean"}, {"start": 7174.36, "end": 7176.36, "text": " clean"}, {"start": 7183.56, "end": 7185.56, "text": " i suck at everything"}, {"start": 7198.92, "end": 7224.92, "text": " This is like the world series true chat. What are you watching this in the world series?"}, {"start": 7224.92, "end": 7228.42, "text": " going to be the same situation it was last game by the way I can't believe it."}, {"start": 7254.92, "end": 7258.88, "text": " You know what the scratch really doesn't matter there because there's gonna be no"}, {"start": 7258.88, "end": 7262.52, "text": " shot with both of the green ones up there."}, {"start": 7271.12, "end": 7281.24, "text": " You happy birthday wizard? Tactical scratch? Yeah exactly."}, {"start": 7284.92, "end": 7294.92, "text": " Now, this is where the rubber meets the road."}, {"start": 7294.92, "end": 7321.1, "text": " Well, I lost."}, {"start": 7321.1, "end": 7323.1, "text": " There was nothing else I could do there, bro."}, {"start": 7339.1, "end": 7342.1, "text": " Chat, there was nothing. There was no other."}, {"start": 7351.1, "end": 7379.54, "text": " What is up with the no shots?"}, {"start": 7379.54, "end": 7389.62, "text": " relax man relax y'all tweaking this is on real bro"}, {"start": 7393.66, "end": 7405.0, "text": " GG chat I mean bro I never had a shot dude I never had a shot man see this"}, {"start": 7405.0, "end": 7407.0, "text": " This is why pool sucks."}, {"start": 7425.0, "end": 7429.0, "text": " GG. Blossom 1 to 2 out of 3."}, {"start": 7431.0, "end": 7433.0, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 7435.3, "end": 7438.56, "text": " Chat bro like dude, I never had a shot"}, {"start": 7441.0, "end": 7446.04, "text": " It was just one of those ones is we're like well whoever gets the first clear shot wins it"}, {"start": 7446.44, "end": 7448.96, "text": " And it wasn't me GG used to blossom though"}, {"start": 7449.48, "end": 7453.4, "text": " That was a good series right there, but you know what time it is"}, {"start": 7465.0, "end": 7472.0, "text": " We played the demo to the new horror game that came out today and the demo was insanely scary."}, {"start": 7472.0, "end": 7481.0, "text": " So, I'm expecting the game to be insanely scary as well."}, {"start": 7481.0, "end": 7484.0, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 7484.0, "end": 7486.0, "text": " You know, crazy cat with a thousand bits."}, {"start": 7486.0, "end": 7487.0, "text": " Hey, case my name's Carly."}, {"start": 7487.0, "end": 7489.0, "text": " I'm going through a breakup with someone of five years."}, {"start": 7489.0, "end": 7491.0, "text": " He cheated on me twice."}, {"start": 7491.0, "end": 7493.0, "text": " Have any words of encouragement?"}, {"start": 7493.0, "end": 7494.0, "text": " Love your streams."}, {"start": 7494.0, "end": 7495.54, "text": " You and Kitty, you've got me through a lot."}, {"start": 7495.54, "end": 7497.54, "text": " My Kitty Ruby also wanted me to tell you why."}, {"start": 7497.54, "end": 7499.58, "text": " I never miss a string, keep up the great work."}, {"start": 7499.58, "end": 7500.9, "text": " Well, I hate to hear that, Carly,"}, {"start": 7500.9, "end": 7504.38, "text": " but I am glad you are out of that situation."}, {"start": 7504.38, "end": 7507.7, "text": " I know who's got some words of advice for you."}, {"start": 7507.7, "end": 7510.58, "text": " You can never fail when the pickle is there."}, {"start": 7510.58, "end": 7512.5, "text": " When you're feeling sad,"}, {"start": 7512.5, "end": 7514.5, "text": " you're able to bounce back"}, {"start": 7514.5, "end": 7517.54, "text": " and bring the sweetness back into your day."}, {"start": 7517.54, "end": 7518.74, "text": " Aye!"}, {"start": 7518.74, "end": 7519.9, "text": " I'll get you another one."}, {"start": 7519.9, "end": 7522.02, "text": " You're not just any pickle."}, {"start": 7522.02, "end": 7526.26, "text": " You're the- You're the rightful one, that everyone appreciates."}, {"start": 7526.660000000001, "end": 7527.660000000001, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 7527.8, "end": 7533.46, "text": " Your dreams, and not just wishes. They are a road map to your future."}, {"start": 7534.52, "end": 7535.5, "text": " THx!"}, {"start": 7538.320000000001, "end": 7539.320000000001, "text": " THx!"}, {"start": 7541.200000000001, "end": 7543.160000000001, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 7543.16, "end": 7555.16, "text": " You best get you a dypey on, Bubba."}, {"start": 7555.16, "end": 7562.16, "text": " Hey, you best get you a dypey on, Chad."}, {"start": 7562.16, "end": 7567.16, "text": " The demo to this game was insanely scary."}, {"start": 7567.16, "end": 7569.16, "text": " Lock in!"}, {"start": 7569.16, "end": 7572.16, "text": " Cause it's spooky time!"}, {"start": 7574.16, "end": 7576.16, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7747.16, "end": 7774.0, "text": " the demo like I said, the demo to this game was insanely scary game."}, {"start": 7774.0, "end": 7779.0, "text": " But that's what we like."}, {"start": 7779.0, "end": 7786.0, "text": " Yo, I hate to hear that, uh, wait, that was, uh, that was Grace with the bits."}, {"start": 7786.0, "end": 7789.0, "text": " Julia with the T and get the W. Julia with the,"}, {"start": 7789.0, "end": 7794.0, "text": " Grace Blossom with the 500 bits."}, {"start": 7794.0, "end": 7799.0, "text": " I don't know if you remember, but I'm the one that got hit by a drunk driver a few months ago."}, {"start": 7799.0, "end": 7802.0, "text": " I've been laid up on a couch and my wife has been, oh, that's not you."}, {"start": 7802.0, "end": 7804.0, "text": " Oh, it is you never mind"}, {"start": 7804.24, "end": 7808.68, "text": " And my wife and the bed and my wife has been the best ever always just want to say GZ"}, {"start": 7808.68, "end": 7814.16, "text": " Those days definitely made my year going up against you. Thank you. W. Grace Blossom. Please. Thank you"}, {"start": 7817.52, "end": 7821.72, "text": " Case I can't believe I won when you should have through"}, {"start": 7825.44, "end": 7827.44, "text": " You should have through"}, {"start": 7827.52, "end": 7830.04, "text": " Hey case thoughts on Arby's I like Arby's"}, {"start": 7830.04, "end": 7842.92, "text": " I do name of this game is don't play this. Yeah, that's the name of the game. Don't play"}, {"start": 7842.92, "end": 7852.5199999999995, "text": " this sounds like a warning because it probably is because the demo was insanely scary. But"}, {"start": 7852.52, "end": 7854.240000000001, "text": " Is that gonna stop me?"}, {"start": 7854.240000000001, "end": 7855.84, "text": " No, it's not, of course."}, {"start": 7859.8, "end": 7860.64, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 7860.64, "end": 7862.68, "text": " Type one if you saw the demo."}, {"start": 7862.68, "end": 7865.280000000001, "text": " The demo gave me one of the worst jump scares ever."}, {"start": 7865.280000000001, "end": 7866.400000000001, "text": " I'll never forget it."}, {"start": 7868.68, "end": 7871.400000000001, "text": " We're going high graphics, of course."}, {"start": 7871.400000000001, "end": 7872.360000000001, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 7873.88, "end": 7875.92, "text": " Should I pre-fire the sensitivity?"}, {"start": 7875.92, "end": 7877.200000000001, "text": " I'm gonna try it."}, {"start": 7877.200000000001, "end": 7878.040000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7878.040000000001, "end": 7878.88, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 7878.88, "end": 7880.200000000001, "text": " Don't play this."}, {"start": 7882.52, "end": 7895.4400000000005, "text": " Is that my IP in the bottom?"}, {"start": 7895.4400000000005, "end": 7896.4400000000005, "text": " You have a new message."}, {"start": 7896.4400000000005, "end": 7897.4400000000005, "text": " Be sure to read it."}, {"start": 7897.4400000000005, "end": 7898.4400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7898.4400000000005, "end": 7900.4400000000005, "text": " Look at the games."}, {"start": 7900.4400000000005, "end": 7901.4400000000005, "text": " Flappy Egg."}, {"start": 7901.4400000000005, "end": 7902.4400000000005, "text": " I'm playing that."}, {"start": 7902.4400000000005, "end": 7906.4400000000005, "text": " Flappy egg? I'm playing that."}, {"start": 7932.4400000000005, "end": 7959.400000000001, "text": " One more, and then we're getting to the actual horror game."}, {"start": 7959.400000000001, "end": 7966.400000000001, "text": " I beat 30."}, {"start": 8019.400000000001, "end": 8026.400000000001, "text": " That's clean, though."}, {"start": 8026.400000000001, "end": 8033.400000000001, "text": " That's clean, though."}, {"start": 8033.400000000001, "end": 8034.400000000001, "text": " Anyway."}, {"start": 8034.400000000001, "end": 8035.400000000001, "text": " Anyway."}, {"start": 8035.400000000001, "end": 8036.400000000001, "text": " Go for 50."}, {"start": 8036.400000000001, "end": 8045.400000000001, "text": " All right, last one, no matter what I'm going for, 50, lock in."}, {"start": 8045.400000000001, "end": 8057.400000000001, "text": " That seed, Pam."}, {"start": 8057.400000000001, "end": 8065.400000000001, "text": " One more for real last time."}, {"start": 8065.400000000001, "end": 8094.320000000001, "text": " That's just a bad seed right there."}, {"start": 8094.320000000001, "end": 8100.3, "text": " It's just a bad seed right there dude."}, {"start": 8100.3, "end": 8103.6, "text": " No matter what I'm dead serious right now, last one, like I'm actually dead serious,"}, {"start": 8103.6, "end": 8105.6, "text": " supposed to be a horror game."}, {"start": 8133.6, "end": 8161.58, "text": " Let me read my email topic that's a wow from max bro I was surfing the dark net yesterday"}, {"start": 8161.58, "end": 8165.58, "text": " and came across some creepy videos. Check it out!"}, {"start": 8165.58, "end": 8171.58, "text": " Is Bro trying to give me a virus?"}, {"start": 8171.58, "end": 8177.58, "text": " Sure, I'll click it."}, {"start": 8177.58, "end": 8182.58, "text": " What just happened? Did it just download?"}, {"start": 8182.58, "end": 8186.58, "text": " Oh my goodness, it just downloaded on my PC."}, {"start": 8186.58, "end": 8197.78, "text": " Gigi documents this is from the dark web bro video one"}, {"start": 8204.18, "end": 8206.34, "text": " I don't think I need to"}, {"start": 8212.98, "end": 8214.34, "text": " Oh that's a cool transition"}, {"start": 8216.58, "end": 8237.74, "text": " where am I hello oh yeah yeah this about to be creepy for real this about to be"}, {"start": 8237.74, "end": 8248.86, "text": " creepy for real yeah we're cooked that's a cool little like segue into it"}, {"start": 8248.86, "end": 8252.38, "text": " don't look we're on a computer watching old videos from the dark web where we"}, {"start": 8252.38, "end": 8257.38, "text": " act we in a boat or something hello"}, {"start": 8259.82, "end": 8267.46, "text": " hello the lights just liquid it's really dark let's not do that again"}, {"start": 8267.460000000001, "end": 8272.960000000001, "text": " I am kind of scared."}, {"start": 8272.960000000001, "end": 8278.86, "text": " Somebody slid a note under the door."}, {"start": 8278.86, "end": 8285.460000000001, "text": " What's this say?"}, {"start": 8285.460000000001, "end": 8290.960000000001, "text": " The key under the book on the table."}, {"start": 8290.960000000001, "end": 8294.86, "text": " Thank you, whoever slid the note under the door."}, {"start": 8294.86, "end": 8295.86, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 8295.86, "end": 8296.86, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8296.86, "end": 8301.66, "text": " Why is there a room full of dead people in here?"}, {"start": 8301.66, "end": 8306.58, "text": " And why is that one person just giant?"}, {"start": 8306.58, "end": 8309.58, "text": " Are you breathing?"}, {"start": 8309.58, "end": 8322.300000000001, "text": " Oh, that person's not dead."}, {"start": 8322.3, "end": 8332.9, "text": " shake the key big doll. All right. Who's knocking? I'm gonna get up out of here"}, {"start": 8332.9, "end": 8344.58, "text": " now. Is this open this door? Yes, it does. Thank you. Can I close this door behind"}, {"start": 8344.58, "end": 8363.98, "text": " me by chance? No? Okay. Who called him? Nothing? He's right behind me, isn't he? The door's"}, {"start": 8363.98, "end": 8365.98, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 8373.619999999999, "end": 8375.619999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8377.9, "end": 8379.9, "text": " Why did that door just open again on its own?"}, {"start": 8385.18, "end": 8391.42, "text": " If anyone reads this there's a radio in the cabin that can be used to contact the other crew."}, {"start": 8391.42, "end": 8395.42, "text": " If you tune in it'll work."}, {"start": 8397.42, "end": 8403.42, "text": " Roger that! What happened on this boat?"}, {"start": 8405.42, "end": 8409.42, "text": " Shadow, imagine we go back in here and the big dude's gone."}, {"start": 8421.42, "end": 8435.78, "text": " What is it here?"}, {"start": 8435.78, "end": 8440.62, "text": " There's some bolt cutters in there."}, {"start": 8440.62, "end": 8443.62, "text": " I'm assuming we're going to need those for something."}, {"start": 8443.62, "end": 8446.78, "text": " Where did the big dude go?"}, {"start": 8446.78, "end": 8450.460000000001, "text": " I am horrified, petrified."}, {"start": 8450.460000000001, "end": 8450.960000000001, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 8454.5, "end": 8455.5, "text": " What radio station?"}, {"start": 8458.140000000001, "end": 8459.26, "text": " TV in with the five."}, {"start": 8465.58, "end": 8466.08, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 8470.980000000001, "end": 8471.480000000001, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 8476.78, "end": 8490.18, "text": " Hey, I hear something, but you expect me to get that."}, {"start": 8490.18, "end": 8497.5, "text": " He's right behind me is me for real."}, {"start": 8497.5, "end": 8506.62, "text": " That is the worst name I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 8506.62, "end": 8513.62, "text": " Where did the big dude go?"}, {"start": 8513.62, "end": 8522.62, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 8522.62, "end": 8523.62, "text": " Haha!"}, {"start": 8523.62, "end": 8527.62, "text": " Was you to do those and you're eating dinner with them in to go?"}, {"start": 8527.62, "end": 8529.62, "text": " Alright now!"}, {"start": 8529.62, "end": 8530.62, "text": " Oh my..."}, {"start": 8530.62, "end": 8550.5, "text": " That is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 8550.5, "end": 8554.220000000001, "text": " That is the scariest face I think I'm out of here."}, {"start": 8554.220000000001, "end": 8555.220000000001, "text": " Please do not follow me."}, {"start": 8555.220000000001, "end": 8559.900000000001, "text": " If I hear footsteps behind me I'm going to tweak."}, {"start": 8559.9, "end": 8562.14, "text": " I can get out of here, but first I need a life jacket."}, {"start": 8562.14, "end": 8565.14, "text": " Buddy, we ain't got time for safety right now."}, {"start": 8565.14, "end": 8569.039999999999, "text": " There is some evil gigantic man in here with us."}, {"start": 8570.42, "end": 8571.98, "text": " I need to find something to cut the chain with."}, {"start": 8571.98, "end": 8574.18, "text": " I already saw bolt cutters in the other room,"}, {"start": 8575.279999999999, "end": 8576.32, "text": " but I can't get in that room."}, {"start": 8576.32, "end": 8577.619999999999, "text": " Maybe there's something up here I can use"}, {"start": 8577.619999999999, "end": 8579.119999999999, "text": " to get in that set room."}, {"start": 8582.32, "end": 8583.32, "text": " It's very dark."}, {"start": 8583.32, "end": 8584.82, "text": " Okay, there's nothing in here."}, {"start": 8589.9, "end": 8594.9, "text": " Why is that closet move now?"}, {"start": 8594.9, "end": 8596.9, "text": " Chad, what's going on with that?"}, {"start": 8596.9, "end": 8599.9, "text": " Why is that closet move?"}, {"start": 8599.9, "end": 8601.9, "text": " Please still don't be at the end of the hallway."}, {"start": 8601.9, "end": 8604.9, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 8604.9, "end": 8610.9, "text": " I am suck."}, {"start": 8610.9, "end": 8618.9, "text": " The door at the end of the hall opened."}, {"start": 8618.9, "end": 8620.9, "text": " Y'all the music!"}, {"start": 8632.9, "end": 8634.9, "text": " Why did that close?"}, {"start": 8636.9, "end": 8638.9, "text": " Is there something else in here I need?"}, {"start": 8641.9, "end": 8642.9, "text": " Please?"}, {"start": 8648.9, "end": 8650.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8650.9, "end": 8652.9, "text": " Die, my God!"}, {"start": 8678.9, "end": 8703.4, "text": " Well, thank you for opening the door at least."}, {"start": 8703.4, "end": 8715.76, "text": " mother with the five gifted thank you so much musty mother thank you he's right"}, {"start": 8715.76, "end": 8718.44, "text": " behind me isn't he"}, {"start": 8723.08, "end": 8726.359999999999, "text": " prepare yourself for another jump scare I know that I know they're gonna do it I"}, {"start": 8726.359999999999, "end": 8729.16, "text": " know they're gonna do it"}, {"start": 8733.4, "end": 8754.6, "text": " I just heard like the sound of metal being dragged on the ground I'm scared to go"}, {"start": 8754.6, "end": 8763.0, "text": " back out prepare yourself there's gonna be another jump scare prepare yourself"}, {"start": 8763.0, "end": 8769.32, "text": " now help help help help how are we gonna get out of here is there a ladder"}, {"start": 8769.32, "end": 8773.32, "text": " Is there a ladder? Help me."}, {"start": 8773.32, "end": 8777.32, "text": " Is there a ladder? How do I get out?"}, {"start": 8777.32, "end": 8781.32, "text": " Did I just see my own forehead?"}, {"start": 8781.32, "end": 8785.32, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 8785.32, "end": 8789.32, "text": " I have my life jacket on."}, {"start": 8789.32, "end": 8793.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8793.32, "end": 8811.08, "text": " Okay, that's that's locked off everything's locked off."}, {"start": 8811.08, "end": 8813.24, "text": " What is the noise I'm hearing?"}, {"start": 8813.24, "end": 8815.24, "text": " I help."}, {"start": 8815.24, "end": 8816.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8816.24, "end": 8817.24, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 8817.24, "end": 8818.24, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8818.24, "end": 8843.24, "text": " I just hurt footsteps. I just hurt footsteps. I am scared of the large man. I am very scared of him. I'm going to keep it a snack, which I like very, very scared. Please don't. Please don't. I know you want to jump scare me again, but please don't. I'm begging you, please."}, {"start": 8843.24, "end": 8858.68, "text": " Is there something in here I need?"}, {"start": 8858.68, "end": 8864.68, "text": " Do I need something in here?"}, {"start": 8864.68, "end": 8869.72, "text": " Looks like there's no ladder here."}, {"start": 8869.72, "end": 8871.72, "text": " Oh boy, that's great."}, {"start": 8871.72, "end": 8880.32, "text": " maybe the polite man can give us a boost he seems to be about eight foot tall"}, {"start": 8880.32, "end": 8882.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8882.32, "end": 8884.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8884.32, "end": 8886.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8886.32, "end": 8888.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8888.32, "end": 8890.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8890.32, "end": 8892.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8892.32, "end": 8894.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8894.32, "end": 8896.32, "text": " Hey, Jack."}, {"start": 8896.32, "end": 8898.32, "text": " There's the ladder."}, {"start": 8898.32, "end": 8900.32, "text": " Looks like we're getting out of here after all."}, {"start": 8900.32, "end": 8902.32, "text": " Looks like we're getting out of here after all, baby."}, {"start": 8902.32, "end": 8904.32, "text": " Look at that ladder."}, {"start": 8904.32, "end": 8906.32, "text": " Look at that ladder."}, {"start": 8906.32, "end": 8908.32, "text": " Look at that ladder."}, {"start": 8908.32, "end": 8911.32, "text": " Latter, use that, please."}, {"start": 8915.32, "end": 8917.32, "text": " He's gonna grab us by the leg, huh?"}, {"start": 8922.32, "end": 8925.32, "text": " Who's calling? Maybe the rescue team? I need to answer."}, {"start": 8925.32, "end": 8927.32, "text": " No, you were out!"}, {"start": 8930.32, "end": 8932.32, "text": " What have you done?!"}, {"start": 8938.32, "end": 8940.32, "text": " We were out!"}, {"start": 8940.32, "end": 8942.32, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 8942.32, "end": 8944.32, "text": " Prepare."}, {"start": 8944.32, "end": 8946.32, "text": " Prepare."}, {"start": 8946.32, "end": 8948.32, "text": " Everything in this room has been rearranged."}, {"start": 8948.32, "end": 8950.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8950.32, "end": 8952.32, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 8952.32, "end": 8954.32, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 8954.32, "end": 8956.32, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 8956.32, "end": 8958.32, "text": " Yo, he's still with the five."}, {"start": 8958.32, "end": 8960.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8960.32, "end": 8962.32, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 8962.32, "end": 8964.32, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 8964.32, "end": 8966.32, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 8966.32, "end": 8979.64, "text": " Everything just went completely quiet."}, {"start": 8979.64, "end": 8983.84, "text": " Why did everything just go complete?"}, {"start": 8983.84, "end": 8988.72, "text": " Why did everything just- why?"}, {"start": 8988.72, "end": 8995.72, "text": " Oh my goodness stop."}, {"start": 8995.72, "end": 9002.72, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 9002.72, "end": 9014.72, "text": " This is about to be the worst done scare ever."}, {"start": 9014.72, "end": 9015.72, "text": " I can't do this."}, {"start": 9015.72, "end": 9017.72, "text": " Why did everything just go quiet?"}, {"start": 9017.72, "end": 9024.72, "text": " Y at Y, around the corner."}, {"start": 9047.72, "end": 9061.64, "text": " Why is he so scary?"}, {"start": 9061.64, "end": 9068.64, "text": " Why is you so scary?"}, {"start": 9084.32, "end": 9091.32, "text": " Excuse me sir, did you do something with my ladder that I was going to use?"}, {"start": 9091.64, "end": 9116.24, "text": " I don't know if I'm going to survive this game, I really don't know."}, {"start": 9116.24, "end": 9117.76, "text": " I don't know if I'm going to survive this game."}, {"start": 9124.52, "end": 9125.84, "text": " Chat, I don't feel good."}, {"start": 9128.96, "end": 9130.039999999999, "text": " Chat, I don't feel good."}, {"start": 9130.039999999999, "end": 9132.36, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 9132.36, "end": 9134.84, "text": " They really going to do you with the pump fake jump scare."}, {"start": 9134.84, "end": 9136.68, "text": " That's new tech."}, {"start": 9136.68, "end": 9138.039999999999, "text": " Chat, that's new tech."}, {"start": 9138.039999999999, "end": 9142.199999999999, "text": " The pump fake jump scare."}, {"start": 9142.199999999999, "end": 9144.199999999999, "text": " That is insane tech, dude."}, {"start": 9146.24, "end": 9150.72, "text": " Lord have mercy man. Oh, there's a lighter yippee"}, {"start": 9152.42, "end": 9157.119999999999, "text": " Looks like that thing's pretty expensive. You think we could sell it on eBay or something"}, {"start": 9158.8, "end": 9160.8, "text": " Maybe I don't know"}, {"start": 9161.24, "end": 9163.24, "text": " Hell"}, {"start": 9164.4, "end": 9167.92, "text": " Just keep in mind chat this goober was almost out of here"}, {"start": 9168.0, "end": 9174.039999999999, "text": " We were climbing out of here and then he's heard the phone ringing. He's like, huh, maybe that's my pizza hut delivery"}, {"start": 9174.04, "end": 9179.26, "text": " Let me go back and answer the phone and now we're still in here and now the situation's even worse because we ain't got no power"}, {"start": 9180.460000000001, "end": 9182.460000000001, "text": " Two fuses are missing"}, {"start": 9182.580000000002, "end": 9186.2, "text": " Here's the first one. Oh, how nice. We only got to find one"}, {"start": 9190.820000000002, "end": 9192.820000000002, "text": " Lock in"}, {"start": 9195.0, "end": 9197.0, "text": " One more fuse"}, {"start": 9198.880000000001, "end": 9200.880000000001, "text": " Help"}, {"start": 9204.04, "end": 9214.04, "text": " What is that noise?"}, {"start": 9214.04, "end": 9219.68, "text": " And it's way more scary now because it's dark and I only have a lighter."}, {"start": 9219.68, "end": 9223.44, "text": " Is this the main room that we started in?"}, {"start": 9223.44, "end": 9225.44, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9225.44, "end": 9243.640000000001, "text": " Big dog, this was here the whole time we couldn't have got out here."}, {"start": 9243.640000000001, "end": 9249.16, "text": " It's real dark."}, {"start": 9249.16, "end": 9251.28, "text": " It is, it's real dark."}, {"start": 9251.28, "end": 9257.28, "text": " I'm just looking for a fuse."}, {"start": 9257.28, "end": 9258.28, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 9258.28, "end": 9262.28, "text": " OH MY GOD THIS..."}, {"start": 9262.28, "end": 9265.28, "text": " DUDE STOP!"}, {"start": 9281.28, "end": 9310.24, "text": " He is standing in the closet holding something out in his hand."}, {"start": 9311.28, "end": 9319.880000000001, "text": " You are the creepiest thing I think I have ever seen in my life sir."}, {"start": 9319.880000000001, "end": 9327.44, "text": " No offense dog, but oh my goodness dude."}, {"start": 9327.44, "end": 9353.92, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 9353.92, "end": 9354.92, "text": " Is he gonna run out?"}, {"start": 9354.92, "end": 9374.2, "text": " going out. What are the odds we just make it back to the fuse box? Yo, I haven't been"}, {"start": 9374.2, "end": 9378.2, "text": " I haven't been this scared in a minute, no joke, I haven't been this scared in a minute, this is horrible."}, {"start": 9389.2, "end": 9392.2, "text": " Oh, he was just casually walking, alright!"}, {"start": 9395.2, "end": 9398.2, "text": " Power? Power?"}, {"start": 9400.2, "end": 9403.2, "text": " Why'd the light stop come back on?"}, {"start": 9404.2, "end": 9417.2, "text": " You know what, Chad? I don't know what's worse. With the lights on or with them off."}, {"start": 9417.2, "end": 9427.2, "text": " What's this? You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 9427.2, "end": 9432.2, "text": " Where do I go?"}, {"start": 9432.2, "end": 9443.2, "text": " Okay, I'm going to go this way."}, {"start": 9443.2, "end": 9449.2, "text": " Why do the lights keep turning off all of a sudden?"}, {"start": 9449.2, "end": 9452.2, "text": " Why does it keep shutting off all of a sudden?"}, {"start": 9452.2, "end": 9456.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9456.2, "end": 9458.2, "text": " What's happening with the lights?"}, {"start": 9473.2, "end": 9474.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9480.2, "end": 9482.2, "text": " Shaft, the lights won't stay on."}, {"start": 9482.2, "end": 9497.480000000001, "text": " the lights they won't stay on is it glitched I don't know it's just"}, {"start": 9497.480000000001, "end": 9503.52, "text": " instantly going off that's gotta be a glitch right"}, {"start": 9512.2, "end": 9520.560000000001, "text": " I gotta go through this again."}, {"start": 9520.560000000001, "end": 9527.800000000001, "text": " I'm gonna speed run at this time because I know what happens."}, {"start": 9527.800000000001, "end": 9533.640000000001, "text": " GG bro."}, {"start": 9533.640000000001, "end": 9535.720000000001, "text": " That had to be a bug, right chat?"}, {"start": 9535.720000000001, "end": 9537.92, "text": " Bro, it's not glitched."}, {"start": 9537.92, "end": 9540.960000000001, "text": " That literally was a glitch."}, {"start": 9540.960000000001, "end": 9543.300000000001, "text": " You just magically know it wasn't a glitch, huh?"}, {"start": 9543.300000000001, "end": 9545.04, "text": " Because you're just, you're just him."}, {"start": 9545.04, "end": 9546.04, "text": " You know everything."}, {"start": 9558.320000000002, "end": 9559.480000000001, "text": " Why would it be a glitch?"}, {"start": 9559.480000000001, "end": 9561.000000000002, "text": " And what else was there to do?"}, {"start": 9565.160000000002, "end": 9567.68, "text": " I know we're all the jump scares right now, so I'm good."}, {"start": 9570.960000000001, "end": 9586.960000000001, "text": " Whoever wasn't here a minute ago don't know where the jumpscares are, so they're cooked."}, {"start": 9586.960000000001, "end": 9610.52, "text": " Now watch chat I bet I bet that was a glitch"}, {"start": 9616.960000000001, "end": 9635.2, "text": " Close the fuse box you could."}, {"start": 9635.2, "end": 9644.640000000001, "text": " It's only logical Shaq, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9644.64, "end": 9653.859999999999, "text": " ads take up half the stream in what universe but I can make him take half the"}, {"start": 9653.859999999999, "end": 9660.439999999999, "text": " stream you want me to ironically could make it take half the stream I just got"}, {"start": 9660.439999999999, "end": 9663.599999999999, "text": " that first try that's insane"}, {"start": 9665.359999999999, "end": 9671.279999999999, "text": " all right he's standing at the end of the hall very creepily as we remember"}, {"start": 9671.28, "end": 9692.480000000001, "text": " He is very scary individual. Okay. So first need to find a live jacket. Yes."}, {"start": 9692.48, "end": 9694.98, "text": " Me personally, I think that was a glitch."}, {"start": 9702.48, "end": 9705.48, "text": " Prepare yourself for an absolutely terrible jump scare."}, {"start": 9712.48, "end": 9713.48, "text": " Yep!"}, {"start": 9722.48, "end": 9740.88, "text": " You didn't have to suffer as we did."}, {"start": 9740.880000000001, "end": 9743.880000000001, "text": " The bulldog that got me real bad the first time. Real bad."}, {"start": 9758.880000000001, "end": 9761.880000000001, "text": " Somebody said, hear me out? Yeah, I've seen like two or three people say that."}, {"start": 9761.880000000001, "end": 9763.880000000001, "text": " I have chosen to just..."}, {"start": 9763.880000000001, "end": 9765.880000000001, "text": " Hope they're joking."}, {"start": 9770.880000000001, "end": 9784.52, "text": " Stop bullying him, he's cute, please."}, {"start": 9784.52, "end": 9796.080000000002, "text": " I'm not bullying anybody, I'm getting messed with."}, {"start": 9796.080000000002, "end": 9797.080000000002, "text": " Right here we could have been out."}, {"start": 9797.080000000002, "end": 9798.080000000002, "text": " He could have been out right here, Chad."}, {"start": 9798.080000000002, "end": 9799.080000000002, "text": " He could have been."}, {"start": 9799.08, "end": 9804.08, "text": " Look, he was so close to freedom."}, {"start": 9814.08, "end": 9815.08, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9818.08, "end": 9820.08, "text": " This is where everything goes quiet."}, {"start": 9850.08, "end": 9852.08, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah this is the, yeah."}, {"start": 9856.08, "end": 9858.08, "text": " BOOM!"}, {"start": 9862.08, "end": 9866.08, "text": " We're almost back to where we were, we're gonna see if it was a glitch or not."}, {"start": 9866.08, "end": 9868.08, "text": " W game though, crazy game."}, {"start": 9871.08, "end": 9872.08, "text": " Lighter."}, {"start": 9872.08, "end": 9892.52, "text": " There's the fuses, it probably wasn't a glitch, just keep flipping it, well it felt like I"}, {"start": 9892.52, "end": 9898.96, "text": " had done it enough times to what it was like, this can't be a glitch at this point, but"}, {"start": 9898.960000000001, "end": 9906.960000000001, "text": " Where's the part where he's like, it's just his face in the corridor, is it right here?"}, {"start": 9906.960000000001, "end": 9916.960000000001, "text": " That is so freaky, man."}, {"start": 9916.960000000001, "end": 9919.960000000001, "text": " That is so freaky, dude."}, {"start": 9919.960000000001, "end": 9922.960000000001, "text": " Like, come on."}, {"start": 9922.960000000001, "end": 9927.76, "text": " And this is where he turns the lights out after he hands me the fuse, yes."}, {"start": 9927.76, "end": 9939.240000000002, "text": " I can't remember if there is another jump scare right here, I don't remember."}, {"start": 9939.240000000002, "end": 9941.6, "text": " Oh lord."}, {"start": 9941.6, "end": 9948.76, "text": " I think this is where he was walking and we catch him walking."}, {"start": 9948.76, "end": 9963.76, "text": " Yep, there he is. Just casually, just casual. Lights back on."}, {"start": 9963.76, "end": 9972.76, "text": " I'm in here. Help me."}, {"start": 9972.76, "end": 9978.84, "text": " they went off and then it does it slowly let's see if it does the thing"}, {"start": 9978.84, "end": 9982.52, "text": " where it instantly turns it off now"}, {"start": 9994.04, "end": 9997.2, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 10002.76, "end": 10017.76, "text": " Oh my goodness, it wasn't a glitch, bro."}, {"start": 10017.76, "end": 10044.960000000001, "text": " Well, how is he turning the lights off so fast when I'm right at the fuse box?"}, {"start": 10044.960000000001, "end": 10051.640000000001, "text": " Okay, one uncharted territory here, I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 10051.640000000001, "end": 10057.640000000001, "text": " This game makes my tongue-tongue hurt and be real with y'all."}, {"start": 10057.640000000001, "end": 10063.640000000001, "text": " Okay, there's nothing down here."}, {"start": 10063.640000000001, "end": 10068.640000000001, "text": " Can't go in there."}, {"start": 10068.640000000001, "end": 10074.640000000001, "text": " Can't do anything here either."}, {"start": 10074.64, "end": 10077.64, "text": " Do we just have to keep turning them on and off?"}, {"start": 10097.64, "end": 10100.64, "text": " That was rough. I can't do this without coffee."}, {"start": 10100.64, "end": 10104.92, "text": " Oh boy. Yeah, you need some coffee for your dark web video tapes"}, {"start": 10109.199999999999, "end": 10112.56, "text": " Wow, our house is just as creepy as the video tapes were"}, {"start": 10113.72, "end": 10115.72, "text": " Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 10116.439999999999, "end": 10120.88, "text": " Maybe I'll turn on some music. Yeah, that'll help the vibe. Where's the music?"}, {"start": 10122.4, "end": 10124.76, "text": " Where's the radio? Oh, there it is"}, {"start": 10130.64, "end": 10159.64, "text": " That video would keep me up for days. I wouldn't eat coffee truce. W gang though this gang is crazy scary."}, {"start": 10160.64, "end": 10174.039999999999, "text": " All the water's flowing, I can keep watching."}, {"start": 10174.039999999999, "end": 10178.199999999999, "text": " I mean, this time that needs to be off while we go watch."}, {"start": 10178.199999999999, "end": 10181.88, "text": " So I guess we have like a family or something because I can hear people talking throughout"}, {"start": 10181.88, "end": 10182.88, "text": " the house."}, {"start": 10182.88, "end": 10186.16, "text": " So, and we're just up in here watching dark web videos."}, {"start": 10186.16, "end": 10187.16, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 10187.16, "end": 10192.72, "text": " Video 2."}, {"start": 10192.72, "end": 10195.6, "text": " This doesn't look good."}, {"start": 10195.6, "end": 10198.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10198.16, "end": 10209.4, "text": " Are we live streaming?"}, {"start": 10209.4, "end": 10212.16, "text": " I need to capture content for my subscribers."}, {"start": 10212.16, "end": 10229.6, "text": " stream it's lagging two bars. Oh, if I film something weird maybe I'll get more viewers."}, {"start": 10229.6, "end": 10240.96, "text": " Try fall guys but. Alright stream I got my one viewer in here with me I appreciate you"}, {"start": 10240.960000000001, "end": 10247.92, "text": " for being here. I'm at this abandoned factory or whatever this is right now. I heard there"}, {"start": 10247.92, "end": 10254.44, "text": " was 500 murders here over the span of 300 years. Why did one of you were just leaving? I had"}, {"start": 10254.44, "end": 10261.960000000001, "text": " two viewers. Yeah, I fell off. Anyway, to my one loyal viewer, stay tuned in if you"}, {"start": 10261.960000000001, "end": 10265.960000000001, "text": " want to see something crazy. Make sure you like and subscribe. Oh, I got two. Oh,"}, {"start": 10265.960000000001, "end": 10273.500000000002, "text": " one viewer. Two viewers. Hey, stay in here, please! Yo, to the two viewers, please stay"}, {"start": 10273.500000000002, "end": 10280.12, "text": " in here, but go down here and do something creepy. Please stay! Stay! You'll call with"}, {"start": 10280.12, "end": 10292.92, "text": " the file. Alright, guys, I'm going down this super scary staircase. I have one viewer."}, {"start": 10292.92, "end": 10296.32, "text": " about to see something. Oh, I got three viewers like and subscribe y'all for real. Like and"}, {"start": 10296.32, "end": 10300.16, "text": " subscribe. Tell your friends I'm doing something creepy. Yo, there's this one dude on Twitch"}, {"start": 10300.16, "end": 10305.6, "text": " doing something crazy. He's in some abandoned building. He gonna die. Thank y'all for being"}, {"start": 10305.6, "end": 10313.08, "text": " here. Oh, I got one bar signal is lagging. Oh Lord, it's lagging. I got one bar signal"}, {"start": 10313.08, "end": 10316.52, "text": " It's lagging no"}, {"start": 10325.36, "end": 10328.8, "text": " Guys, I know the signals kind of bad down here, but just know"}, {"start": 10331.08, "end": 10334.78, "text": " Who two bars were good why is this a dead end? Okay, let's get out of here"}, {"start": 10336.92, "end": 10338.92, "text": " Yeah, this is straight up a dead end"}, {"start": 10343.08, "end": 10355.08, "text": " That couldn't give me up to five viewers, are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 10355.08, "end": 10357.08, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 10357.08, "end": 10359.08, "text": " Hold on, stream!"}, {"start": 10359.08, "end": 10369.08, "text": " I'm about to get some more signal here in a second!"}, {"start": 10369.08, "end": 10371.08, "text": " No cameras."}, {"start": 10371.08, "end": 10373.68, "text": " Video flash I can run the shift"}, {"start": 10378.0, "end": 10380.0, "text": " What am I running from"}, {"start": 10380.0, "end": 10405.0, "text": " Why do y'all keep leaving, I just have 7 viewers!"}, {"start": 10405.0, "end": 10426.92, "text": " guys like and subscribe all right no I'm gonna see what this switch does I think I just awakened"}, {"start": 10426.92, "end": 10442.92, "text": " something. I think I've made a mistake. I'm running. Okay, I'm going this way. I'm scared!"}, {"start": 10442.92, "end": 10450.92, "text": " I just pulled another switch, I'm not sure what I'm doing y'all, but I'm doing it."}, {"start": 10450.92, "end": 10453.92, "text": " 10 viewers BK, we're getting there."}, {"start": 10453.92, "end": 10463.92, "text": " Oh man, viewers!"}, {"start": 10463.92, "end": 10467.92, "text": " Did I come through here?"}, {"start": 10467.92, "end": 10469.92, "text": " What if the viewers keep leaving?"}, {"start": 10469.92, "end": 10471.92, "text": " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 10473.92, "end": 10475.92, "text": " 14 viewers, y'all see that?"}, {"start": 10475.92, "end": 10477.92, "text": " Yeah! I put my life on the line!"}, {"start": 10479.92, "end": 10481.92, "text": " Subscribe!"}, {"start": 10481.92, "end": 10483.92, "text": " What's going on? What's that noise?"}, {"start": 10488.92, "end": 10490.92, "text": " 6 viewers?"}, {"start": 10491.92, "end": 10493.92, "text": " I'm gonna play Fall Guys!"}, {"start": 10497.92, "end": 10501.36, "text": " Oh, I need to pull one more switch to open this big giant door. Okay"}, {"start": 10507.04, "end": 10509.36, "text": " Yo chat where y'all think the last switch is"}, {"start": 10510.16, "end": 10513.92, "text": " What a prediction if I'm gonna die or not. That's what I'd be doing in this situation. I"}, {"start": 10514.960000000001, "end": 10516.8, "text": " Can't sprint no more by the way. Well, let me"}, {"start": 10518.72, "end": 10520.72, "text": " We got good signal here"}, {"start": 10520.72, "end": 10550.279999999999, "text": " I hear something terrible, I hear something terrible, I hear something terrible."}, {"start": 10550.28, "end": 10553.28, "text": " I hear something terrible here."}, {"start": 10556.28, "end": 10558.28, "text": " Why is that?"}, {"start": 10564.28, "end": 10566.28, "text": " Oh my!"}, {"start": 10580.28, "end": 10587.28, "text": " Bro, what do I do?"}, {"start": 10587.28, "end": 10591.28, "text": " Do I have to go back down that hallway?"}, {"start": 10591.28, "end": 10594.28, "text": " Or is it the screen door?"}, {"start": 10594.28, "end": 10597.28, "text": " Bro, please, I'm back in you."}, {"start": 10597.28, "end": 10599.28, "text": " I am back in you all."}, {"start": 10603.28, "end": 10605.28, "text": " Bro, died for a peak of 14."}, {"start": 10605.28, "end": 10607.28, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 10610.28, "end": 10620.28, "text": " How many viewers are in the stream when he died?"}, {"start": 10620.28, "end": 10627.28, "text": " Somebody said worth."}, {"start": 10627.28, "end": 10631.28, "text": " All right, my coffee's done."}, {"start": 10631.28, "end": 10636.28, "text": " Let me go see what this coffee's all about."}, {"start": 10636.28, "end": 10638.28, "text": " Turn this music back."}, {"start": 10638.28, "end": 10654.320000000002, "text": " Somebody say he's getting a game or something flavor."}, {"start": 10654.32, "end": 10672.32, "text": " Yo, yo, Clyde with the tears, thank you."}, {"start": 10672.32, "end": 10681.32, "text": " Drink this coffee."}, {"start": 10681.32, "end": 10689.32, "text": " Alright that's two of five tapes there's three more I don't even want to imagine"}, {"start": 10689.32, "end": 10697.039999999999, "text": " what's on the rest of them bro. Video three Lord have mercy. Miss Lucy Goosey with the"}, {"start": 10697.039999999999, "end": 10699.88, "text": " five thank you."}, {"start": 10699.880000000001, "end": 10710.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's easy."}, {"start": 10710.880000000001, "end": 10725.560000000001, "text": " Yo, chat scariest game in a minute, bro."}, {"start": 10725.560000000001, "end": 10727.880000000001, "text": " Actually this game is unbelievably scary."}, {"start": 10727.880000000001, "end": 10741.2, "text": " I don't know what we're doing out here in the middle of nowhere, but let's go."}, {"start": 10741.2, "end": 10742.36, "text": " We have a box."}, {"start": 10742.36, "end": 10747.12, "text": " I need to take it away and dump it somewhere far off."}, {"start": 10747.12, "end": 10750.52, "text": " What's in the box?"}, {"start": 10750.52, "end": 10751.84, "text": " Did we kill someone?"}, {"start": 10751.84, "end": 10755.000000000002, "text": " Are we not going to know what's in that box?"}, {"start": 10755.0, "end": 10758.5, "text": " Wow, this is clean."}, {"start": 10758.5, "end": 10760.92, "text": " Can I get the radio?"}, {"start": 10760.92, "end": 10764.0, "text": " Look in the mirror to focus on the backseat."}, {"start": 10764.0, "end": 10769.0, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 10769.0, "end": 10772.0, "text": " Why do I have to focus on the box?"}, {"start": 10772.0, "end": 10776.68, "text": " It's kind of boring."}, {"start": 10776.68, "end": 10779.52, "text": " Maybe I'll turn on the radio."}, {"start": 10779.52, "end": 10782.02, "text": " Is there a reason I have to keep my eye on them?"}, {"start": 10782.02, "end": 10783.02, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10783.02, "end": 10786.52, "text": " I'm doing a radio."}, {"start": 10786.52, "end": 10789.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10789.52, "end": 10791.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10791.52, "end": 10793.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10793.52, "end": 10795.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10795.52, "end": 10797.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10797.52, "end": 10799.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10799.52, "end": 10801.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10801.52, "end": 10803.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10803.52, "end": 10805.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10805.52, "end": 10818.52, "text": " What is in the box?"}, {"start": 10818.52, "end": 10831.52, "text": " We're almost there."}, {"start": 10831.52, "end": 10846.880000000001, "text": " anybody else very uncomfortable right now I don't know what's going on"}, {"start": 10850.0, "end": 10854.32, "text": " what's that over there I need to go check it out"}, {"start": 10861.52, "end": 10877.640000000001, "text": " That is a half eaten deer or something."}, {"start": 10877.640000000001, "end": 10878.640000000001, "text": " What a sight."}, {"start": 10878.640000000001, "end": 10879.640000000001, "text": " I'm in a hurry."}, {"start": 10879.640000000001, "end": 10880.640000000001, "text": " I need to keep going."}, {"start": 10880.640000000001, "end": 10888.24, "text": " Yeah, let's just drive around it."}, {"start": 10888.24, "end": 10890.24, "text": " The box is still back there. We're good."}, {"start": 10901.44, "end": 10907.24, "text": " Seth, the whole mechanic of having to look in the rear view mirror to focus on the box is really creeping me out, bro."}, {"start": 10907.94, "end": 10909.94, "text": " It is really creeping me out, dude."}, {"start": 10914.64, "end": 10915.64, "text": " Wait, it's gone!"}, {"start": 10918.24, "end": 10939.44, "text": " we're almost there. We're practically there. I need to keep going. There's a broken fit"}, {"start": 10939.44, "end": 10950.86, "text": " somewhere around here what is in the box what have you done all right well"}, {"start": 10950.86, "end": 10953.08, "text": " here I need to dump the box in the woods"}, {"start": 10969.44, "end": 10987.52, "text": " I'm assuming we're disposing of, like, a murder something."}, {"start": 10987.52, "end": 10991.92, "text": " We need to get out of here."}, {"start": 10991.92, "end": 10993.92, "text": " Sure thing, big dog."}, {"start": 11002.72, "end": 11004.72, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 11008.56, "end": 11010.56, "text": " Floor it."}, {"start": 11018.16, "end": 11020.16, "text": " Where are we going?"}, {"start": 11020.16, "end": 11025.16, "text": " Yo character, can we get some sort of explanation as to what has happened?"}, {"start": 11043.16, "end": 11048.16, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 11050.16, "end": 11055.16, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11055.16, "end": 11064.16, "text": " Oh please, oh I'm not the wreck on purpose, just so I can deal with this."}, {"start": 11064.16, "end": 11069.16, "text": " Oh lord!"}, {"start": 11069.16, "end": 11074.16, "text": " I just had a blowout!"}, {"start": 11074.16, "end": 11078.16, "text": " Oh you've got to be kidding me."}, {"start": 11078.16, "end": 11086.68, "text": " not now not now"}, {"start": 11089.68, "end": 11096.4, "text": " yep I have a jack in the trunk"}, {"start": 11096.4, "end": 11107.84, "text": " Did we, did we do, did we use it?"}, {"start": 11107.84, "end": 11108.84, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11108.84, "end": 11136.84, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11136.84, "end": 11138.84, "text": " I am so scared."}, {"start": 11141.0, "end": 11142.04, "text": " Take the tire off."}, {"start": 11148.76, "end": 11153.0, "text": " Now grab the wrench and unscrew the wheel. Got it. Will do."}, {"start": 11158.04, "end": 11158.6, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 11161.16, "end": 11162.52, "text": " I hate using these things."}, {"start": 11166.84, "end": 11171.44, "text": " wait I didn't even mean to do that one I said we'll do I didn't even mean to do"}, {"start": 11171.44, "end": 11175.12, "text": " that one y'all my genius let even"}, {"start": 11175.12, "end": 11186.12, "text": " Yo, that's hard!"}, {"start": 11186.12, "end": 11187.12, "text": " Wheel do."}, {"start": 11187.12, "end": 11188.12, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11188.12, "end": 11189.12, "text": " The spare tires and the trunk."}, {"start": 11189.12, "end": 11190.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11190.12, "end": 11202.12, "text": " Chad, how it's scale them one to ten, how it's cooked, are we?"}, {"start": 11202.12, "end": 11230.12, "text": " I just heard the sound of a box."}, {"start": 11230.12, "end": 11232.92, "text": " of a box. Did y'all hear that?"}, {"start": 11241.240000000002, "end": 11241.92, "text": " Let this down."}, {"start": 11244.480000000001, "end": 11246.76, "text": " Alright, that's it. Let's grab our stuff and get out of here."}, {"start": 11249.240000000002, "end": 11250.720000000001, "text": " We're going to get in the car."}, {"start": 11252.240000000002, "end": 11253.12, "text": " The box is in there."}, {"start": 11257.240000000002, "end": 11258.08, "text": " The box is in there."}, {"start": 11260.12, "end": 11287.320000000002, "text": " I already got rid of it."}, {"start": 11287.32, "end": 11290.32, "text": " it seems like bro has had experience with this box."}, {"start": 11294.199999999999, "end": 11295.36, "text": " I need to keep going this time."}, {"start": 11295.36, "end": 11296.6, "text": " I'll definitely get rid of it."}, {"start": 11296.6, "end": 11298.36, "text": " I'll bury it as deep as possible."}, {"start": 11299.44, "end": 11302.92, "text": " It reminds me of that short film we watched on YouTube"}, {"start": 11302.92, "end": 11304.92, "text": " where that dude was trying to crawl out of the box"}, {"start": 11304.92, "end": 11307.119999999999, "text": " and somebody has to keep an eye on it at all times"}, {"start": 11307.119999999999, "end": 11309.32, "text": " or he had to keep an eye on it."}, {"start": 11309.32, "end": 11310.16, "text": " And then he,"}, {"start": 11312.16, "end": 11313.199999999999, "text": " and then he left."}, {"start": 11313.2, "end": 11319.44, "text": " Dude, can we just throw this thing back on the side of the road?"}, {"start": 11319.44, "end": 11324.04, "text": " I do not like having this thing in here."}, {"start": 11324.04, "end": 11325.04, "text": " My lights."}, {"start": 11325.04, "end": 11330.04, "text": " I hear a move in the back!"}, {"start": 11330.04, "end": 11341.04, "text": " Well, I hear a move in the back of the car!"}, {"start": 11341.04, "end": 11346.04, "text": " Oh lord, mercy, lord have mercy."}, {"start": 11351.04, "end": 11356.04, "text": " What? Good spot, I'll bury the box here."}, {"start": 11358.04, "end": 11361.04, "text": " The shovel's in the back of the car."}, {"start": 11366.04, "end": 11369.04, "text": " It's so dark out here, big dog."}, {"start": 11371.04, "end": 11374.04, "text": " Where's the shovel?"}, {"start": 11380.04, "end": 11382.04, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 11384.04, "end": 11387.04, "text": " Where am I going to bury it?"}, {"start": 11387.04, "end": 11404.240000000002, "text": " Where am I going to bury it over here okay?"}, {"start": 11404.24, "end": 11411.24, "text": " Yeah, I'm so terrified."}, {"start": 11411.24, "end": 11422.24, "text": " Chad, do you think we're going to find out what's in the box?"}, {"start": 11422.24, "end": 11432.48, "text": " Yeah, this might unironically would be one of the like best scary games of the year so"}, {"start": 11432.48, "end": 11433.48, "text": " far."}, {"start": 11433.48, "end": 11441.4, "text": " No joke that we play here."}, {"start": 11441.4, "end": 11448.8, "text": " What a creepy game."}, {"start": 11448.800000000001, "end": 11459.800000000001, "text": " I like how we're keeping the shovel with us just in case something goes wrong."}, {"start": 11459.800000000001, "end": 11461.800000000001, "text": " Now, we're burying this box."}, {"start": 11461.800000000001, "end": 11464.800000000001, "text": " There's no way it's going to appear back in the car again."}, {"start": 11464.800000000001, "end": 11473.800000000001, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 11473.800000000001, "end": 11480.52, "text": " Now, I need to get out of here fast."}, {"start": 11480.52, "end": 11482.68, "text": " That sounds good to me, big dog."}, {"start": 11482.68, "end": 11483.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11483.18, "end": 11491.160000000002, "text": " What's going on with the car?"}, {"start": 11497.44, "end": 11498.480000000001, "text": " Why was it doing that?"}, {"start": 11503.800000000001, "end": 11504.800000000001, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 11506.800000000001, "end": 11507.800000000001, "text": " You gotta be..."}, {"start": 11516.800000000001, "end": 11518.800000000001, "text": " It started. It started. It's not here."}, {"start": 11520.800000000001, "end": 11521.800000000001, "text": " Get me out of here."}, {"start": 11528.800000000001, "end": 11529.800000000001, "text": " AHH! WHAT?!"}, {"start": 11533.800000000001, "end": 11536.800000000001, "text": " It's so dark in the car now, I can't see in the backseat."}, {"start": 11540.6, "end": 11542.400000000001, "text": " I need to turn on the interior lights."}, {"start": 11543.800000000001, "end": 11545.2, "text": " How am I gonna do that?"}, {"start": 11554.000000000002, "end": 11555.2, "text": " Okay, we're good!"}, {"start": 11558.800000000001, "end": 11563.000000000002, "text": " Shadow, everybody relax! We're gonna get out of this situation, the box is buried!"}, {"start": 11563.800000000001, "end": 11570.800000000001, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 11593.800000000001, "end": 11595.800000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11653.800000000001, "end": 11683.26, "text": " I just died save with the hive."}, {"start": 11683.26, "end": 11684.26, "text": " I just died."}, {"start": 11684.26, "end": 11699.26, "text": " What is this light in the distance?"}, {"start": 11699.26, "end": 11700.26, "text": " What am I hearing?"}, {"start": 11700.26, "end": 11701.26, "text": " What are the noises?"}, {"start": 11701.26, "end": 11702.26, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 11702.26, "end": 11703.26, "text": " Help me."}, {"start": 11703.26, "end": 11712.74, "text": " Did anybody else just die?"}, {"start": 11712.74, "end": 11714.74, "text": " I just died."}, {"start": 11720.42, "end": 11722.42, "text": " Maybe this is somebody that's gonna help us."}, {"start": 11725.78, "end": 11727.78, "text": " Where's the box?"}, {"start": 11729.78, "end": 11733.08, "text": " I hear something scrunching right beside me. Oh my."}, {"start": 11743.46, "end": 11746.46, "text": " Where'd the light go? What is that, bro?"}, {"start": 11763.3, "end": 11765.3, "text": " Bro, God"}, {"start": 11772.74, "end": 11783.9, "text": " I have a new message."}, {"start": 11783.9, "end": 11786.699999999999, "text": " What could the message be now?"}, {"start": 11786.699999999999, "end": 11792.38, "text": " Subject, check it out."}, {"start": 11792.38, "end": 11794.38, "text": " New horror game just came out."}, {"start": 11794.38, "end": 11795.699999999999, "text": " Check it out."}, {"start": 11795.699999999999, "end": 11799.74, "text": " Give me off this computer for a second, bro."}, {"start": 11799.74, "end": 11801.74, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 11801.74, "end": 11805.74, "text": " Yo Max, you need to stop sending me stuff man."}, {"start": 11805.74, "end": 11809.74, "text": " Max, stop sending me stuff dude!"}, {"start": 11813.74, "end": 11815.74, "text": " Find the items."}, {"start": 11815.74, "end": 11817.74, "text": " Axe, backpack, camera, lighter."}, {"start": 11817.74, "end": 11839.74, "text": " I accidentally just got off the PC."}, {"start": 11839.74, "end": 11868.26, "text": " I got eight seconds what happens if I don't find it"}, {"start": 11868.26, "end": 11881.4, "text": " Oh, I got it this time chat do you believe I got it this time let's go"}, {"start": 11881.4, "end": 11910.4, "text": " I have the key why is the door not unlocking now?"}, {"start": 11910.4, "end": 11913.4, "text": " this game I'm off of it"}, {"start": 11919.4, "end": 11925.92, "text": " get this off my screen yo max we're not friends anymore I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 11931.44, "end": 11934.44, "text": " kitty"}, {"start": 11935.44, "end": 11938.94, "text": " w kitty"}, {"start": 11940.4, "end": 11946.46, "text": " I need to feed them the food was somewhere around here. All right, there it is"}, {"start": 11956.56, "end": 11960.0, "text": " Chat that was one of the worst jump scares ever I'm so serious. I'm still hurt"}, {"start": 11966.119999999999, "end": 11968.119999999999, "text": " Wait, where's the cat"}, {"start": 11970.4, "end": 11977.4, "text": " Yeah, where'd the cat go?"}, {"start": 12000.4, "end": 12002.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12016.72, "end": 12019.82, "text": " Chat would you become unfriends with max over this"}, {"start": 12021.4, "end": 12024.76, "text": " First off, I wouldn't even be clicking on these videos right here"}, {"start": 12026.44, "end": 12028.44, "text": " Not gonna lie I"}, {"start": 12028.44, "end": 12033.44, "text": " I wouldn't even be clicking on these."}, {"start": 12033.44, "end": 12035.44, "text": " You know what this calls for?"}, {"start": 12035.44, "end": 12060.44, "text": " Here, we'll see."}, {"start": 12060.44, "end": 12067.44, "text": " I'm going to add a seed."}, {"start": 12090.44, "end": 12097.12, "text": " Scary video number four."}, {"start": 12097.12, "end": 12113.18, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 12113.18, "end": 12120.4, "text": " Are you prepared?"}, {"start": 12120.4, "end": 12121.4, "text": " No me either."}, {"start": 12131.4, "end": 12133.4, "text": " What was those spiders?"}, {"start": 12135.4, "end": 12136.4, "text": " Looks like he's gone."}, {"start": 12136.4, "end": 12137.4, "text": " We can get out now."}, {"start": 12137.4, "end": 12138.4, "text": " Who's gone?"}, {"start": 12146.4, "end": 12147.4, "text": " Who's gone?"}, {"start": 12150.4, "end": 12161.199999999999, "text": " Hold down the left mouse button to move the lamp."}, {"start": 12161.199999999999, "end": 12164.199999999999, "text": " Why do I need to do that?"}, {"start": 12164.199999999999, "end": 12165.199999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12165.199999999999, "end": 12166.199999999999, "text": " Yay."}, {"start": 12166.199999999999, "end": 12167.199999999999, "text": " Hitting the light."}, {"start": 12167.199999999999, "end": 12168.199999999999, "text": " Oh, there's a spider."}, {"start": 12168.199999999999, "end": 12169.199999999999, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 12169.199999999999, "end": 12170.199999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12170.2, "end": 12174.0, "text": " Yay, hitting the light."}, {"start": 12174.0, "end": 12175.0, "text": " Oh, there's a spider."}, {"start": 12175.0, "end": 12175.6, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 12182.76, "end": 12185.800000000001, "text": " OK, I can't."}, {"start": 12185.800000000001, "end": 12187.640000000001, "text": " Oh, do I have to push the light this way?"}, {"start": 12190.640000000001, "end": 12193.6, "text": " So Chad, it's on like a rail right here."}, {"start": 12193.6, "end": 12195.720000000001, "text": " I have to push it along the rail."}, {"start": 12195.720000000001, "end": 12196.640000000001, "text": " Do y'all see here?"}, {"start": 12196.640000000001, "end": 12197.84, "text": " Do y'all see it?"}, {"start": 12197.84, "end": 12200.0, "text": " Yes, you should see it."}, {"start": 12200.0, "end": 12202.68, "text": " Because I do."}, {"start": 12202.68, "end": 12206.72, "text": " Can I move the shelf out of the way?"}, {"start": 12206.72, "end": 12207.96, "text": " Don't be shelfish."}, {"start": 12211.96, "end": 12213.84, "text": " Can I go through this door?"}, {"start": 12213.84, "end": 12214.52, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 12223.36, "end": 12227.0, "text": " Can the light make it around this shelf?"}, {"start": 12227.0, "end": 12229.88, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 12229.880000000001, "end": 12233.080000000002, "text": " I'm assuming it can because why wouldn't it?"}, {"start": 12233.080000000002, "end": 12234.080000000002, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 12237.84, "end": 12238.6, "text": " Let's go this way."}, {"start": 12238.6, "end": 12242.12, "text": " Maybe there's something over here I can grab."}, {"start": 12242.12, "end": 12242.640000000001, "text": " Hold it."}, {"start": 12245.6, "end": 12248.28, "text": " Oh, I forgot it said hold."}, {"start": 12251.640000000001, "end": 12252.2, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12255.800000000001, "end": 12256.800000000001, "text": " Is anybody here?"}, {"start": 12259.880000000001, "end": 12277.720000000001, "text": " who is that and why need to find something to unscrew it okay got it"}, {"start": 12278.44, "end": 12288.160000000002, "text": " let's keep moving looks like the light has to stop here there's a light switch"}, {"start": 12288.16, "end": 12301.2, "text": " here thankfully. Oh, there's a wrench. W plug. Thank you. Alright, let's go back. I'm"}, {"start": 12301.2, "end": 12316.72, "text": " hearing a noise. I don't like that. Use the wrench here. Oh, yay. We have a key. W plug."}, {"start": 12316.720000000001, "end": 12323.68, "text": " because the key had a brand on it so let's go back in the room I'm assuming"}, {"start": 12323.68, "end": 12329.400000000001, "text": " this key goes to this door right here I don't know why we're locked down here or"}, {"start": 12329.400000000001, "end": 12336.080000000002, "text": " who locked us down here but that's pretty rude this game is insane yeah"}, {"start": 12336.080000000002, "end": 12342.6, "text": " when I play the demo I can't believe how scary this game is I can't move"}, {"start": 12346.720000000001, "end": 12360.6, "text": " What's wrong with the computer, I'll reboot it."}, {"start": 12360.6, "end": 12370.720000000001, "text": " Why is creepy stuff happening in the real world now?"}, {"start": 12370.720000000001, "end": 12372.12, "text": " Please don't show my IP."}, {"start": 12383.760000000002, "end": 12384.6, "text": " Okay, we're here."}, {"start": 12390.04, "end": 12390.880000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 12390.880000000001, "end": 12392.400000000001, "text": " I gotta redo this board?"}, {"start": 12392.400000000001, "end": 12393.240000000002, "text": " That's a scam."}, {"start": 12400.720000000001, "end": 12402.720000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12406.720000000001, "end": 12408.720000000001, "text": " Wait, why did that happen, I wonder, Chad?"}, {"start": 12430.720000000001, "end": 12441.960000000001, "text": " That's why. Do I go back into this video again?"}, {"start": 12450.44, "end": 12454.560000000001, "text": " I don't know if I need to go back into this video again or do I just go to the"}, {"start": 12454.56, "end": 12471.039999999999, "text": " fifth one, chat I don't know bro. I'm gonna turn the volume down, just in case."}, {"start": 12471.04, "end": 12484.480000000001, "text": " The fourth video was done."}, {"start": 12484.480000000001, "end": 12493.960000000001, "text": " We're going to the fifth GG."}, {"start": 12493.960000000001, "end": 12495.960000000001, "text": " Is everything in here good?"}, {"start": 12495.960000000001, "end": 12503.080000000002, "text": " Why did it change though?"}, {"start": 12503.080000000002, "end": 12506.240000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12506.240000000002, "end": 12507.240000000002, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 12507.240000000002, "end": 12515.240000000002, "text": " Oh no, this is the one from the demo."}, {"start": 12515.240000000002, "end": 12518.240000000002, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 12518.240000000002, "end": 12523.080000000002, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 12523.08, "end": 12525.68, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12525.68, "end": 12530.08, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 12530.08, "end": 12549.039999999999, "text": " It's getting cold, I need to find a hat, yep."}, {"start": 12549.04, "end": 12553.92, "text": " The demo, if you don't remember, gave me one of the worst jump scares ever."}, {"start": 12553.92, "end": 12556.400000000001, "text": " That jump scare in the car a minute ago might have been worse."}, {"start": 12556.400000000001, "end": 12558.0, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 12558.0, "end": 12559.560000000001, "text": " Yay, a hat."}, {"start": 12559.560000000001, "end": 12561.720000000001, "text": " Why is it so cold?"}, {"start": 12561.720000000001, "end": 12564.36, "text": " I need to figure out where the draft is coming from."}, {"start": 12564.36, "end": 12566.36, "text": " Let's go downstairs."}, {"start": 12566.36, "end": 12569.76, "text": " Oh yeah, I got PTSD, GG."}, {"start": 12569.76, "end": 12573.080000000002, "text": " Oh, the door's standing wide open."}, {"start": 12573.08, "end": 12586.64, "text": " probably why the door is open didn't I close it maybe someone came in to warm"}, {"start": 12586.64, "end": 12598.68, "text": " up light light doesn't work that's great all right let's go check down here oh"}, {"start": 12598.68, "end": 12600.68, "text": " Oh, yeah, I remember this. Yeah"}, {"start": 12604.86, "end": 12607.26, "text": " Light in the bathroom works thankfully"}, {"start": 12611.76, "end": 12614.12, "text": " All right, do I go back upstairs and sleep now"}, {"start": 12615.880000000001, "end": 12621.2, "text": " I'm leaving that line on I do not care. I'm leaving that light on what a fool I am I"}, {"start": 12622.56, "end": 12624.56, "text": " Need to light the fireplace"}, {"start": 12624.56, "end": 12629.64, "text": " Firewood there was firewood somewhere"}, {"start": 12632.039999999999, "end": 12634.039999999999, "text": " My hard to skip the beat"}, {"start": 12638.8, "end": 12642.4, "text": " You know my hard to skip multiple beats actually I thought I was about to die I"}, {"start": 12646.24, "end": 12650.92, "text": " Actually thought I was a no joke this time. I actually thought I was about to die on stream"}, {"start": 12651.439999999999, "end": 12653.8, "text": " My heart just skipped like two beats. I thought I was gone"}, {"start": 12654.56, "end": 12664.8, "text": " That ever happened y'all?"}, {"start": 12664.8, "end": 12665.8, "text": " Firewood."}, {"start": 12665.8, "end": 12666.8, "text": " Lovely."}, {"start": 12666.8, "end": 12667.8, "text": " That'll help us."}, {"start": 12667.8, "end": 12668.8, "text": " I hear a dog barking."}, {"start": 12668.8, "end": 12669.8, "text": " Matches."}, {"start": 12669.8, "end": 12670.8, "text": " I hope the box isn't empty."}, {"start": 12670.8, "end": 12671.8, "text": " Is there matches here?"}, {"start": 12671.8, "end": 12672.8, "text": " Where's the matches?"}, {"start": 12672.8, "end": 12673.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12673.8, "end": 12674.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12674.8, "end": 12675.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12675.8, "end": 12676.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12676.8, "end": 12677.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12677.8, "end": 12678.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12678.8, "end": 12679.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12679.8, "end": 12680.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12680.8, "end": 12681.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12681.8, "end": 12682.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12682.800000000001, "end": 12691.800000000001, "text": " Where's the matches? Are they in the bathroom? I don't remember. I do not remember."}, {"start": 12691.800000000001, "end": 12706.480000000001, "text": " I'm gonna have to watch SpongeBob or something to recharge. Yeah. I hear someone breathing."}, {"start": 12706.48, "end": 12713.48, "text": " I hear something."}, {"start": 12713.48, "end": 12722.48, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 12722.48, "end": 12728.48, "text": " All right, let's light the fireplace."}, {"start": 12728.48, "end": 12732.48, "text": " It has been lit in."}, {"start": 12732.48, "end": 12736.72, "text": " Elle adds pause it. This game is straight cinema. Should I wait?"}, {"start": 12739.359999999999, "end": 12740.4, "text": " It's only two minutes."}, {"start": 12747.119999999999, "end": 12750.64, "text": " Two minutes. I'll wait for him. This game straight cinema."}, {"start": 12759.199999999999, "end": 12760.4, "text": " And while we're waiting on him,"}, {"start": 12762.48, "end": 12787.199999999999, "text": " I appreciate that fluffy llama W fluffy llama. I appreciate you for real. That's crazy, chat."}, {"start": 12787.2, "end": 12789.640000000001, "text": " Tell them I waited on them when they get out of ads."}, {"start": 12789.640000000001, "end": 12790.6, "text": " Okay, you're cool."}, {"start": 12791.94, "end": 12794.92, "text": " Yo, W Fluffy Lama for real."}, {"start": 12794.92, "end": 12796.68, "text": " With the 100 gifted subs,"}, {"start": 12796.68, "end": 12799.320000000002, "text": " I really appreciate that Fluffy Lama for real."}, {"start": 12799.320000000002, "end": 12802.62, "text": " Thank you, W Fluffy Lama chat."}, {"start": 12804.6, "end": 12805.44, "text": " I'm waiting on them."}, {"start": 12805.44, "end": 12807.240000000002, "text": " Tell them I'm waiting on them, chat."}, {"start": 12815.36, "end": 12816.220000000001, "text": " One minute."}, {"start": 12817.2, "end": 12825.2, "text": " 7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you."}, {"start": 12832.2, "end": 12836.2, "text": " Chat, this game is so scary to all of like what?"}, {"start": 12837.2, "end": 12841.2, "text": " Not this one, but the one that we're currently playing."}, {"start": 12841.2, "end": 12851.2, "text": " Yeah, you're consumed."}, {"start": 12851.2, "end": 12861.2, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 12861.2, "end": 12865.6, "text": " 10 seconds their back gosses it says just now 10 seconds in the back"}, {"start": 12871.68, "end": 12876.08, "text": " hello well what happened to the game they got hit with ads and the game is absolute cinema so I"}, {"start": 12876.08, "end": 12884.240000000002, "text": " decided I'd wait on them and in the meantime this is the subscribers got to see some agario gameplay"}, {"start": 12886.400000000001, "end": 12890.320000000002, "text": " I don't think I'm the same person I was at the start of stream this game has done this game"}, {"start": 12890.32, "end": 12898.72, "text": " is like this might go into my top top 10 scariest like games in general I've ever played here"}, {"start": 12898.72, "end": 12903.72, "text": " would y'all agree with that this game is so scary it's actually insane like I don't feel"}, {"start": 12903.72, "end": 12911.119999999999, "text": " good I'm gonna have to tell my boy dashy about this one I'm gonna have to tell my"}, {"start": 12911.12, "end": 12925.76, "text": " boy to ask you about this one. This is unreal. Hold on. Y'all are out of ads now. Give me"}, {"start": 12925.76, "end": 12931.28, "text": " a minute. I'm about to get back into the game. Let's just see what happens here. What happened?"}, {"start": 12931.28, "end": 12934.640000000001, "text": " I was in ads. We waited. That's why we're playing a Daria. We're at the same spot"}, {"start": 12934.64, "end": 12938.24, "text": " it was when the ads hit. I'm just waiting."}, {"start": 12941.279999999999, "end": 12944.96, "text": " Should I just die and go back into it?"}, {"start": 12949.119999999999, "end": 12954.32, "text": " Why does everybody have this logo? Am I tripping?"}, {"start": 12955.439999999999, "end": 12959.279999999999, "text": " What does A stand for? Ads?"}, {"start": 12959.28, "end": 12963.84, "text": " This is a nice breather though. This is a nice little breather here"}, {"start": 12965.34, "end": 12968.2, "text": " From that game we're about to go back into it, but"}, {"start": 12978.84, "end": 12981.380000000001, "text": " Chat that car jump scare I don't know bro"}, {"start": 12981.380000000001, "end": 12993.140000000001, "text": " I don't know. Chat, I don't know. I think that car jumps scare as top five. That that dude."}, {"start": 12993.140000000001, "end": 13005.460000000001, "text": " That car jumps scare. I was too scared to even go back and look at it. I think this"}, {"start": 13005.460000000001, "end": 13007.460000000001, "text": " This is a bot lobby."}, {"start": 13014.960000000001, "end": 13017.460000000001, "text": " Show the clip. Can one of my mods pin the clip real quick?"}, {"start": 13019.460000000001, "end": 13021.460000000001, "text": " Of the car jump scare, if you don't mind."}, {"start": 13025.460000000001, "end": 13027.460000000001, "text": " Dude, I don't feel good. Bro, this game."}, {"start": 13029.460000000001, "end": 13031.460000000001, "text": " This has to be a bot lobby."}, {"start": 13035.460000000001, "end": 13045.460000000001, "text": " I'm about to because this does"}, {"start": 13045.460000000001, "end": 13047.460000000001, "text": " seem like a ball. I'll be."}, {"start": 13047.460000000001, "end": 13049.460000000001, "text": " When as soon as the clip pops up,"}, {"start": 13049.460000000001, "end": 13051.460000000001, "text": " I'm going to leave and we'll go"}, {"start": 13051.460000000001, "end": 13053.460000000001, "text": " back into the game."}, {"start": 13053.460000000001, "end": 13055.460000000001, "text": " And we'll watch the clip first"}, {"start": 13055.460000000001, "end": 13057.460000000001, "text": " but."}, {"start": 13065.460000000001, "end": 13090.460000000001, "text": " Maybe to mod your sleep, whether dead from the jump scare or something, hold up."}, {"start": 13090.460000000001, "end": 13104.060000000001, "text": " Is this it?"}, {"start": 13104.060000000001, "end": 13108.060000000001, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 13108.060000000001, "end": 13113.580000000002, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 13113.58, "end": 13121.78, "text": " Let's see if this is a top 5."}, {"start": 13143.58, "end": 13164.02, "text": " that's bad that that is bad bro"}, {"start": 13164.02, "end": 13178.02, "text": " like dog look at the look I pulled another hamster look at that that is the"}, {"start": 13178.02, "end": 13180.02, "text": " the face of sheer fear."}, {"start": 13193.300000000001, "end": 13194.02, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13198.5, "end": 13203.94, "text": " We're back in it. We just lit the fire. We just lit the fire."}, {"start": 13205.460000000001, "end": 13207.060000000001, "text": " What's up with the owl action?"}, {"start": 13208.02, "end": 13210.02, "text": " What's up with the owl?"}, {"start": 13226.02, "end": 13227.02, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 13228.02, "end": 13232.02, "text": " You know what? The sound of the owl is kind of comforting. Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13234.02, "end": 13236.02, "text": " It's getting warmer. I can go to sleep."}, {"start": 13236.02, "end": 13241.02, "text": " sleep. Buddy, you must know, you must not know what game you're in. There is no sleeping for you."}, {"start": 13266.02, "end": 13279.78, "text": " That face was not in the demo, was it?"}, {"start": 13279.78, "end": 13281.94, "text": " That face was not in the demo."}, {"start": 13281.94, "end": 13283.94, "text": " I would have remembered that."}, {"start": 13283.94, "end": 13286.94, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13286.94, "end": 13287.94, "text": " There's a light flickering."}, {"start": 13287.94, "end": 13289.44, "text": " We're throwing the lights."}, {"start": 13289.44, "end": 13290.44, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 13290.44, "end": 13294.94, "text": " They're throwing stuff in that wasn't in the demo, right?"}, {"start": 13294.94, "end": 13298.86, "text": " that wasn't in the demo room I would have remembered that face I swear I would"}, {"start": 13298.86, "end": 13300.86, "text": " have"}, {"start": 13303.34, "end": 13305.34, "text": " hey"}, {"start": 13306.300000000001, "end": 13313.34, "text": " light bill tool it's too expensive to be playing stop who is it"}, {"start": 13316.460000000001, "end": 13318.460000000001, "text": " hello"}, {"start": 13319.42, "end": 13321.66, "text": " stop playing with me I'm trying to go to bed"}, {"start": 13324.94, "end": 13331.94, "text": " I'm trying to go to bed."}, {"start": 13331.94, "end": 13335.94, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 13335.94, "end": 13337.94, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 13337.94, "end": 13342.94, "text": " I remember that room."}, {"start": 13342.94, "end": 13343.94, "text": " That room?"}, {"start": 13343.94, "end": 13344.94, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 13344.94, "end": 13345.94, "text": " I need to call the police."}, {"start": 13345.94, "end": 13346.94, "text": " Okay, there was a phone upstairs."}, {"start": 13346.94, "end": 13351.94, "text": " I remember seeing it."}, {"start": 13351.94, "end": 13353.94, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13353.94, "end": 13358.94, "text": " What's called a police then? Please don't jump scare me right here. Please, please, please. Thank you so much, Colin."}, {"start": 13361.94, "end": 13362.94, "text": " Colin?"}, {"start": 13365.94, "end": 13367.94, "text": " What's that noise I'm hearing behind me?"}, {"start": 13372.94, "end": 13374.94, "text": " You know it's bad that police ain't even answering."}, {"start": 13383.94, "end": 13386.44, "text": " I hear knocking. What should I do?"}, {"start": 13386.44, "end": 13388.44, "text": " Big dog, don't ask me!"}, {"start": 13392.94, "end": 13393.94, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 13395.44, "end": 13396.44, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 13400.94, "end": 13403.94, "text": " You need to tell me what to do, buddy. You asking me what to do?"}, {"start": 13404.94, "end": 13406.44, "text": " Coffee pop, I could blow up!"}, {"start": 13406.44, "end": 13408.44, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 13410.44, "end": 13412.94, "text": " Oh, no. Close this behind me."}, {"start": 13413.94, "end": 13418.94, "text": " Okay, get off!"}, {"start": 13425.94, "end": 13427.94, "text": " Oh, Lord have mercy, man."}, {"start": 13432.94, "end": 13434.94, "text": " What is that knocking coming from?"}, {"start": 13435.94, "end": 13439.94, "text": " Okay, if I remember right, that jump scare happened at this door."}, {"start": 13439.94, "end": 13451.94, "text": " Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please. Help me."}, {"start": 13451.94, "end": 13468.94, "text": " I am terrified right now. Beyond belief, I am terrified here. Close that door."}, {"start": 13468.94, "end": 13472.26, "text": " You know what? I'd rather be outside at this point."}, {"start": 13476.12, "end": 13479.300000000001, "text": " There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is."}, {"start": 13481.5, "end": 13483.5, "text": " I'm so glad I played the demo."}, {"start": 13485.460000000001, "end": 13487.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad I played the demo."}, {"start": 13495.460000000001, "end": 13496.460000000001, "text": " Yep. Yep."}, {"start": 13496.460000000001, "end": 13506.460000000001, "text": " I swear! When I played the demo, that almost killed me!"}, {"start": 13518.460000000001, "end": 13522.460000000001, "text": " There was a crowbar somewhere around here. I need to open the door. There it is."}, {"start": 13522.460000000001, "end": 13525.460000000001, "text": " And I remember something in the window too!"}, {"start": 13526.460000000001, "end": 13529.460000000001, "text": " Yeah! Oh my goodness, bro!"}, {"start": 13539.460000000001, "end": 13542.460000000001, "text": " I don't remember much from this point, so I'm cooked."}, {"start": 13542.460000000001, "end": 13569.36, "text": " Okay, what now do I go to bed now maybe is that even in the cards I need a weapon it's"}, {"start": 13569.36, "end": 13580.04, "text": " under my bed okay it's gone isn't it you don't tell me all this demo stuff with me man"}, {"start": 13586.04, "end": 13591.44, "text": " it's gone where's my gun"}, {"start": 13591.44, "end": 13596.44, "text": " Dude, I am so scared."}, {"start": 13596.44, "end": 13599.44, "text": " A knife."}, {"start": 13599.44, "end": 13601.44, "text": " There's a knife in the kitchen."}, {"start": 13601.44, "end": 13608.44, "text": " Do I remember doing that in the demo?"}, {"start": 13608.44, "end": 13618.44, "text": " We're all I hear like somebody whistling."}, {"start": 13618.44, "end": 13622.44, "text": " Okay, let's get a knife. I don't know if a knife is even going to do anything for us at this point."}, {"start": 13622.44, "end": 13624.44, "text": " They don't, but whatever."}, {"start": 13626.44, "end": 13628.44, "text": " There's a knife."}, {"start": 13629.44, "end": 13631.44, "text": " I need to find them and kill them."}, {"start": 13635.44, "end": 13636.44, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13638.44, "end": 13640.44, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 13640.44, "end": 13642.44, "text": " This is my house!"}, {"start": 13644.44, "end": 13646.44, "text": " And I'm armed with a knife!"}, {"start": 13646.44, "end": 13648.44, "text": " And a bazooka!"}, {"start": 13650.44, "end": 13652.44, "text": " You don't want to mess with me!"}, {"start": 13657.44, "end": 13660.44, "text": " Okay, you're not who I was looking for."}, {"start": 13664.44, "end": 13668.44, "text": " You are not who I was looking for! Where are you at? It's my house!"}, {"start": 13668.44, "end": 13677.18, "text": " You know how big you got to be to be able to go like and blow out a fireplace"}, {"start": 13688.880000000001, "end": 13694.28, "text": " Stop this right now. I have a gun even though it's a knife, but don't kill him that I"}, {"start": 13694.28, "end": 13700.28, "text": " I have a gun and it's a gun! It's a big gun!"}, {"start": 13702.28, "end": 13704.28, "text": " You don't want no smoke!"}, {"start": 13705.28, "end": 13707.28, "text": " The fridge!"}, {"start": 13708.28, "end": 13710.28, "text": " The fridge is tweaking!"}, {"start": 13712.28, "end": 13714.28, "text": " Stop this right now!"}, {"start": 13715.28, "end": 13717.28, "text": " You need to stop this right now!"}, {"start": 13718.28, "end": 13720.28, "text": " Everything went quiet, that's not good."}, {"start": 13724.28, "end": 13738.84, "text": " I'm prepared. I'm prepared. I am prepared. I am prepared."}, {"start": 13738.84, "end": 13741.48, "text": " AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 13746.44, "end": 13748.84, "text": " Oh my goodness, I've been de-headed."}, {"start": 13749.48, "end": 13750.54, "text": " Is that me?"}, {"start": 13758.3, "end": 13762.14, "text": " Man, this is intense. I've had enough for today. It's getting late. Time to go to bed."}, {"start": 13762.86, "end": 13766.18, "text": " You're gonna go to bed right after that?"}, {"start": 13766.48, "end": 13768.48, "text": " You are out of your mind!"}, {"start": 13768.84, "end": 13775.84, "text": " And you would have turned off the- oh no!"}, {"start": 13775.84, "end": 13791.84, "text": " Bro's not to have the worst nightmares ever, by the way."}, {"start": 13791.84, "end": 13796.84, "text": " Why did I watch this?"}, {"start": 13796.84, "end": 13801.84, "text": " A friend sent it to me. I could have not opened it, but I did. Exactly."}, {"start": 13803.34, "end": 13804.84, "text": " And you know, I feel better."}, {"start": 13806.34, "end": 13810.84, "text": " I watched someone else's horror and felt my own slipping away. That's what you'll be doing with me."}, {"start": 13812.34, "end": 13815.34, "text": " Because it's not happening to me."}, {"start": 13816.84, "end": 13819.84, "text": " It's happening to them on the screen and with me everything's fine."}, {"start": 13820.34, "end": 13821.84, "text": " Home bad silence."}, {"start": 13822.34, "end": 13825.84, "text": " Psychologicalists say that's how it works. What did I say?"}, {"start": 13826.84, "end": 13831.84, "text": " We watch scary things to work through our own fears."}, {"start": 13831.84, "end": 13836.84, "text": " We watch someone else's pain and find comfort in the thought that we're safe."}, {"start": 13836.84, "end": 13838.84, "text": " Wait, we're all spitting right now."}, {"start": 13838.84, "end": 13841.84, "text": " That's why I watch those videos."}, {"start": 13841.84, "end": 13843.84, "text": " Not for the sake of fear."}, {"start": 13845.84, "end": 13848.84, "text": " But for the peace that comes after it."}, {"start": 13848.84, "end": 13851.84, "text": " Yeah, but you got done with some SpongeBob or something after that."}, {"start": 13851.84, "end": 13852.84, "text": " Like are you kidding?"}, {"start": 13852.84, "end": 13854.84, "text": " Oh my goodness, game of the year."}, {"start": 13856.84, "end": 13858.84, "text": " That was actually"}, {"start": 13860.32, "end": 13865.16, "text": " Un unbelievably good game, bro. I can't I am so glad that game for the release"}, {"start": 13865.92, "end": 13868.68, "text": " That was so good, bro"}, {"start": 13871.08, "end": 13872.56, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 13872.56, "end": 13874.56, "text": " Chat let's be real here"}, {"start": 13874.92, "end": 13877.48, "text": " Was that the scariest game of the year dog?"}, {"start": 13879.08, "end": 13881.08, "text": " So far"}, {"start": 13881.52, "end": 13883.8, "text": " What else have we played this year yet?"}, {"start": 13883.800000000001, "end": 13888.78, "text": " that we might have just played the scariest game of the year so far that was"}, {"start": 13888.78, "end": 13893.580000000002, "text": " unreal I'm gonna have to tell my boy dashing about this one this actually"}, {"start": 13893.580000000002, "end": 13901.380000000001, "text": " crazy every single tape of that chat every single tape of that was just"}, {"start": 13901.380000000001, "end": 13908.900000000001, "text": " scary the whole way through no joke and it was good the thing is there was"}, {"start": 13908.9, "end": 13914.64, "text": " jump scares in it but it didn't rely completely on jump scares and the jump"}, {"start": 13914.64, "end": 13921.38, "text": " scale scale scales and the jump scares were well placed not gonna lie that"}, {"start": 13921.38, "end": 13928.18, "text": " right there was an absolute banger w game great stream chat a y'all better go"}, {"start": 13928.18, "end": 13931.619999999999, "text": " watch out some SpongeBob or somewhere else y'all gonna get nightmares that was"}, {"start": 13931.62, "end": 13933.880000000001, "text": " That's bad, ay!"}, {"start": 13933.880000000001, "end": 13936.94, "text": " Great stream, Chad, I love y'all man, ay!"}, {"start": 13936.94, "end": 13941.62, "text": " Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 13941.62, "end": 13943.94, "text": " Appreciate all the gift this subs don't know,"}, {"start": 13943.94, "end": 13946.1, "text": " spits follows, and of course I appreciate y'all"}, {"start": 13946.1, "end": 13947.7, "text": " for just hanging out, ay!"}, {"start": 13947.7, "end": 13949.220000000001, "text": " Y'all have a good rest of y'all's night,"}, {"start": 13949.220000000001, "end": 13950.18, "text": " have a good day tomorrow,"}, {"start": 13950.18, "end": 13951.58, "text": " I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 13951.58, "end": 13952.58, "text": " I love you, alright?"}, {"start": 13952.58, "end": 13953.42, "text": " Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 13953.42, "end": 13956.42, "text": " Heik boops!"}]}