Bro, my PC literally forced me to restart it and update right before I came to get on
stream.
It's actually ridiculous, dude.
and as soon as and now when I open up OBS and then it's gonna mute me
Dude, I don't understand why PCs force you to restart dog
Like what are we doing man up in here? You know what I mean
but it's I
Hey
It's high though
Hey
Yes, spend time.
Good Lord, hold up.
me and hold up. Yes. Crimson with the 10. Thank you. W Crimson with the 10. Thank you
creams and with the 10 cheers
was good was wrong was good challenge come on was good challenge was good
challenge was good ladies and gentlemen was gonna be was good and I have
the returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again jelly fish
I appreciate you. I miss one. Hold up. Uh, uh, jellyfish, uh, uh, uh,
Rook, Indy, Lucky, Carly, uh, uh, uh, Holy, Sanity,
Shan, P.S. Moon, I think Atlas, Atlas, Anonymous, W.
subbers introvert thank you uh uh uh uh uh mu frank doubters shooter society with the five gift
and what? what? yo who's holy adler uh big uh ferocious w subbers pre-sates y'all red hoodie
by the way in case you could not tell in case you could not tell it is absolutely
positively, positively a red hoodie bud. That's all there is to it. Okay, that's all there
is to it.
So how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10? Let me hear it. How, how are
we doing?
On a scale of one to 10, employee cook with the five thank you or employee cook with
the fight. Thank you. Employee. Oh, man. That's y'all's least favorite word, man. Employee.
Whoa. That's bad right now. I know y'all hate hearing that. Employee employee. Whatever
it may be I know y'all hate hearing that buster I have two jobs bro lol cap yeah I'm sure you
do jesse cat 8689 sure thing sure sure thing jesse cat 8689
I want to have two jobs, not one, but two jobs, two GG.
Yo I ain't got no job with the five gifted.
Thank you.
Yo chat.
You know what game came out today, bro?
look dude let me go to my u2 hold up hold up look at this dude take a gander
chat who remembers this demo
I have type two diabetes.
Yo, who remembers when I played this demo right here called Don't Play This?
And it was extremely scary.
Y'all remember this demo?
With the super bad jump scare in it right here,
like the real super bad jump scare?
Full game came out.
So let's hope it's good.
Full game came out.
full game came out so that should be pretty scary not gonna lie that demo was a that demo was was was
scary and I mean and I mean scary buster okay scary play it dude why am I like what I mean
Matter of fact, I'm panin' you.
What are you talkin' about?
Why would I be showing it if I wasn't?
Bro, I'm salty, you're wearing red?
Oh, because you didn't get to easily predict a prediction?
Matter of fact, what's it look like?
Oh man.
Red got
Payed buddy
Remo with the five thank you
Oh man red guy
Pay dude
Yo rib with the five pickle with the five and Remo with the five thank you
Appreciate that. Do you like fishing? Yeah don't mind doing some
fishing every now and then
and then I'll do some fishing yeah it's not like a everyday activity or nothing
but every now and then I'll do some fishing yeah fishing is scary how was
fishing scary what yo Doritos dude with the 5,000 bits hey case I want to go
make my food and my fridge is empty did you take all my food how's your name
Doritos dude you ain't got no food in the house your name that there's some Doritos
Your name is Dorito dude
Specifically Dorito dude seven
And you ain't got no food in the house chat who in here is eating Doritos specifically right now
We gotta eat anybody eating
Doritos specifically right now
Now, you okay, bet, pre-sates you dirt, W dirt, thank you, dirt, pre-sates you.
Case, oh, Lord, with a thousand bits.
High case I'm going to WrestleMania this week, and I won't be able to watch the stream.
May I be excused?
Uh, what?
Excuse me.
I guess I'll let you pass because you're case, oh, Lord.
So I'll let you pass.
I guess you can.
Cool Ranch is better than what?
Nacho T?
You done lost your mind.
Man, you done lost your mind if you think Cool Ranch is better than Nacho T.
Barbecue is the best Dorito. No, no, sorry. No, sorry, it is not. This has been something
that's been discussed for a long time now. The best Dorito is the spicy sweet chili
in the purple bag. And I'm gonna be real with you. It ain't even close. It ain't even, it ain't even
close. You hear me? Spicy sweet chili is, is, is easily. Okay. Easily. Navy with the five. Thank you.
You know, you know what's crazy now though. There's probably so many up
There's probably so many Doritos flavors now that nobody even knows about bro, so you it's really hard to say
Do chip companies be coming out with new flavors? It seems like every day dude
Like you'll be like, yo, what is this? How have I never seen it before?
It's wild
It's actually sour cream. It's actually wild though. Have you seen the Lay's
flavor swaps? I have not seen the Lay's flavor swaps. I don't know what that is.
Do y'all remember when Lay's was coming out with chips that tasted exactly like
certain food items and they quit doing it? They were coming out with chips that
tasted like biscuits and gravy hamburgers like brisket and it would taste just like it
and they quit doing it I think why do you think they quit do you think they were doing something
like sinister or did they or do they or do they still even do it they might still do and I just
don't know. They were nasty. No, Brad tasted just like it. Chemicals, I mean, hey, if it
tastes good, it is what it is. Yo, sky with the 3000 bits. Hey, case is my little sister,
Olivia's 22nd birthday on the 16th. I'm trying to get a early, uh, early birthday
message for you. Happy 22nd birthday, Olivia. Chat to Olivia. Happy 22nd
birthday. She loves fall. She probably draw her a frog and give her some
birthday advice from the pickle. Yeah, I got you right here. Y'all get you.
I'll get her birthdays on the 16th. I got you the frog tomorrow. Don't worry.
I saw what the fire pickle pickle birthday advice pickle it's always a good
day when the pickles got something to say
Smile while you still have teeth and to crunch into a zesty pickle.
Another one.
You have the power to turn dreams into reality.
That's a good one.
One more.
Your problems are just temporary and you've got the crunch. They're handling them.
Yeah!
Being pickled, you're getting more interesting with time and experience.
Bro wanted to throw an extra one in there. He didn't even charge us for that one.
Bro had to throw an extra one in there.
Okay, bet. Appreciate you thirsty. Wthirsty. Thank you.
Yeah, just in case y'all didn't know every time the pickle says something it charges
$5 from your account
Just just in case I think I knew that already
But just in case you didn't know that every time he says something like not every time the pickle uses something or says something
But I'm talking every single like Senate's $5 from y'all account. You better check your bank account, buddy. It's looking bad for you
I
Measured to sat here the whole stream just hitting it over and over
Yo, moth goddess with the 50 gifted subs Lord have mercy
W moth goddess with the 50 gifted. Oh my goodness. I
Appreciate that moth goddess. Thank you. W moth goddess for real with the 50
Appreciate that moth
So y'all like moths? I think moths are cool. Moths don't really hurt nobody they
just gonna fly around just doing their thing you know what I mean it's flying
around. You know, just fly.
Learning to fly.
But I ain't got wings.
Coming down is the hardest thing.
R.I.P. Tom P. That's a banger right there.
RIP Tom Petty RIP ski he gone man he gone yo LOL with a thousand bits hey
kids would you please was my best friend Jenna F aka Jenna Jenna Fettuccine a
happy 21st birthday yo happy 21st birthday Jenna Fettuccine I like me
some fettuccine alfredo. Happy birthday, Jenny. Hey, case my childhood who a horse
passed away today. He was 40. Can I get an RIP for field man? RIP field man. He
lived a good life. 40 years, 40 years.
Yo got back from the gambling ring almost got shanked by scammers and mascot suits
LOL on the topic of fishing.
What's your biggest catch?
I don't include catfish in there because that's easy, but my biggest bass, I'll call it an
about an eight pounder my dad was it my dad called a ten pounder in the
general vicinity too I think it was I think it was ten pound wasn't it yeah
my my biggest my biggest bass I think was eight pound eight pound bass yep
Sholias. Eight and ten pounds is literally nothing, LOL. You're literally nothing and
you're stupid and know nothing about anything if you think an eight pound bass
is nothing. An eight pound bass is huge by the way. You are the dumbest person in
here and it's not close. If you think an eight pound and ten pound bass is
nothing. Eight pound bass is literally gigantic. Like if you were in a fishing
tournament and you caught an eight pound bass it would more than likely win you
the whole thing
but you don't know nothing about fishing because your name is banana peel zero
banana peel oh
Thank you talk to him. Oh, I eat him 10 pounds. What are you talking about, bro?
You caught a what? You caught a tuna once? No joke. Bro, the thing with tuna's is you've got to
real them things in for like three hours and you got a and you got a pass
like the pole around you ever see the videos of real in it's people reeling
in tunas they got that special belt on somebody you'll reel for like 30 minutes
and then they'll like all right I'm done here you take it and then they
start reading for 30 minutes like I'm tired here you go you take it and then
they start reading for another 30 minutes it's like I'm tired somebody
else take it why because they're they're just big and strong man if some takes that much
effort I ain't gonna catch it not gonna lie if I gotta sit there with a specialized belt and just
I'm just going to sit there and I ain't going to do it.
I'm just going to be sitting there and watching them be like, man, y'all doing a good job
reeling in that fish.
Everybody else is going to be sitting there reeling in the fish, taking turns trying
to catch the tune. I'm be I'm be I'm be ducked off in the corner.
Y'all doing a good job over.
Y'all doing a good job over trying to catch that fish. I'm
proud of y'all.
About another 30 minutes, y'all gonna have it.
Just keep reading.
It's almost there.
You said what?
Can I help? No, I got Limbego.
doctor said it's it's fatal yeah got
them bago it's chronic just be sitting
over everybody else reeling in the
fish was like man y'all doing good
so you ever been at work or something
there's like people that you work with
doing insanely hard labor and you're just sitting there like man, y'all are doing good.
Because it may not be like your specific job, but you're like still in the area.
They're like, they're doing something crazy. You're just kind of like standing
there like man, you start like being like, whoa, we're getting it done, y'all.
We're almost there. It used to be sitting on a box or something the whole
Yeah, been there, yo, Natalie with the five gift.
I appreciate you, Natalie with the five gift.
Thank you.
I'm under watch with a tornado one.
Okay, Mr. Stream.
Yo, w viewer, man, hope you don't get hit by no tornado.
I don't like them tornadoes, man.
Me feeling bad watching my mom clean so I low key just close the door.
But you can't get away with that.
That's when she's sweeping the floor.
That's when she starts hitting the broom
against the wall real hard.
So she's letting you know.
Like, yo, I'm in here cleaning by myself.
Start hitting the wall with the broom and stuff.
Like as they're sweeping, it's like, oh, man.
I'm gonna have to go in there.
You know what I mean?
Yo, lie in with the five gifted.
Thank you.
noise cancelling headphones see now you're just taking it to what you're
going to hell
huh what you going to hell noise noise canceling the headphones you roll for
that yo chaotic with 2000 bits W chaotic with the 2000 bits
Hey case we go through it lately, but watch you and your videos helps you laugh and smile
I was wondering if have any advice for someone struggling with self-confidence. Thanks. Love you always a
best advice
self-confidence
Everybody else is stupid. It don't matter what they think anyway. That's how I see it
Like somebody make fun of you like oh you're dumb anyway as long as it matters
No, for real though good one is like
The best one is like yo we all gonna be dead in 100 years anyway so does it really matter? Nope.
You know what I mean? You be like yo I'm not oh buddy in 100 years you gone too everybody in here
gone unless unless somebody in here does something crazy and you live till like 120
now that's a possibility somebody in here could live till like 120
it ain't gonna be me but somebody could
i'm case with the fine thank you wki audit though thank you k i
Yeah, how long do you think you're gonna live to, bro?
My great grandma is 116.
I don't know if I can believe that.
Your great grandma is 116 years old.
What?
Why not?
Because that's insane 116.
Well, if your grandma is actually a great grandma is 116, you're probably going to be
the one to live that long, man, because you've got the genes for it.
Dude, it's crazy.
Think about like a man to somebody's like a man somebody lives till a hundred
They're like, yeah
Back 30 years ago in my heyday and then 30 years ago. They were 70 bro. That's crazy
They can say man. That was about 30 years ago now in 30 years ago. They were 70 dude
Is that not crazy to think about
That's wow no joke
Yo, new Coca-Cola Chrissy with the five. Thank you
My great grandma lived till she was 98 bro if you make it into your 90s dude, bro
Bro
Straight man straight crazy ain't no way I could
You know
Yeah, I
Be good man, just man give me the 50 at least
Let me get to 50 and I'll be all right. Your YouTube reps granny is almost 102.
So cool to start with the five gift. Thank you. 50 is young. Yeah, I know, but man,
If I made the 50, I'd be like, all right, I'm good.
That's the goal.
That's the goal right there.
Chad, do you think it's just like genetics and luck, bro?
I think it is, dude.
I think it's just genetic and luck for real.
Because my granny bro, she's mid 70s and she's in relatively good shape and she's been smoking since she was 12.
I think it's just genetics and luck, dude. I'm not gonna lie.
It's what you eat. Yeah. Yeah, that too.
Which is why if I make it to 50 I did good
Not gonna lie
Not gonna lie yo BND with the five. Thank you. Yeah, I read those dirt. I read down now to broke trip. Appreciate you dirt. Thank you
Look doesn't exist
Why doesn't it?
What did this dude just say?
Does karma exist?
No, no it does not.
No karma actually does not exist.
No, I know karma does not exist it. No, it no it does not exist you just take one look around
It doesn't there's no way it does
There is no way it does it
There's no way it can't they can't be
If karma does exist
Why does it why is it so selective?
Why is it the why is it not just a flat rate you know what I mean what's that one
song that carna song
Whatever that song is, but yeah, yeah that JoJo Siwa song! Somebody else sang it to originally
though, right? You gotta be the karma yourself sometimes. I'm pretty sure you just admitted
to a murder. So I'm going to copy and paste that name. And I am going to be
sending it to the local authority. And we're going to get you up out of here.
Because I'm pretty sure that was a confession.
That I think I think that was a confession right there. I think so.
I just meant revenge LMAO you just made it a thousand times worse it's this is
looking bad
what have you done done up in here what have you what a what have you done
done has anyone got packed up yet what like band today no not yet but it's as
sure as the Sun comes up at least 10 and oh dude not just him but like the baseline
is 10 like if I don't ban at least 10 people a day like I will just start
selecting random just to feel the quota it's like a cop that just like has to
feel a certain quote of like you have to stop and give out this many tickets a
month it's like that just be looking for any reason oh yeah I stopped you cuz
you went over the yellow line a little bit you're like no I didn't you're like
yeah yeah you did they're like no it's like yeah okay yo set drones with the
25 gifted W said with the 25 gifted thank you W said with the 25 for real
appreciate that. Seth, thank you. W. Seth for real. W. Seth, man. Yo,
thousand bits from cosmic. Speaking of karma, what are your thoughts on the
people when driving who get over last second into the lane everyone else has
been waiting for on for like 30 minutes? Wait, what is that? Hold on. Yo,
bendy with the five what are your thoughts on the people when driving who
get over last second into the lane everyone wait what does that mean I
don't know if I've ever been enough in like heavy enough traffic for that
Thoughts on LA traffic, I've never been there.
The traffic is bad enough, not in LA.
I hate traffic.
Pickle with the tan, W pickle with the tan.
And it always absolutely blows my mind.
Nowadays, obviously, this is what I do for a living at night.
So during the day I can go out and do whatever.
What blows my mind is how it will be like 1pm on like a Wednesday and there is just thousands
of cars everywhere, like midday I get two.
It's like how are you not at work or something?
And I think back to when I worked, there was never a time in my life where it would be
two or three on a weekday, and I was just out and about driving.
I was at work.
Like, where are you coming from?
Like, what are you, how?
Unemployed?
But that doesn't make sense, because how do you have a car?
I don't know, bro.
It's always the elderly?
No.
You would think that.
But are you looking in the car?
It's like, oh, this is some regular, like, 30-year-old dude.
How are you just out and about it?
at two you know on a third and it's every single day it's every day just out
and it's not like a situation where there's a few cars you know what I mean
it's just like it's endless traffic there's there's a car everywhere left
there right is just cars door dash no it can't be because the door dash drivers
have a sticker on their car where I live dog it's crazy anyway but that that's
all I can that's all I can think of I don't know maybe you know you know me you
know who knows you okay with the five thank you
Speaking of the elderly, there was this old man in the town I grew up in.
I swear, this dude got paid to wait at a stop sign for you to go down the road and
egregiously pull out in front of you and literally go 10 miles an hour under the speed limit.
Legitimately.
10 miles an hour.
I'm talking even more.
I am not joking.
I have gotten pulled out in front of that.
dead now. But he pulled out in front of me multiple times in my life and unironically
I remember one time he pulled out in front of me and he was going five miles an hour
in a 25. He's not dead. He still does it. No, I'm talking about the other one, mom. There's
like 10 of them. But the one I'm specifically thinking of, yeah, he's dead. But it's just
crazy. I will never understand how somebody pulls out in front of you and goes like 10
miles now we're under the limit and you know what else is stupid about traffic
every single intersection should have a dedicated turning left lane in it I don't
care what nobody says every single intersection should have a dedicated
turning left lane there's nothing worse than you're driving down the road you
get to a green light. The light is green, but somebody up front needs to turn and there's
a thousand cars going the opposite way and you have to wait behind one person. And then
by the time he gets to turn the lights red. It is ridiculous. Every single red light
Intersection needs to have a dedicated turning lane, dude.
How do you feel about roundabouts?
I've never been into a roundabout.
Dude, I swear.
Why is there not a turning lane in every intersection?
I'll also say this.
I think half of the people that have a driver's license shouldn't have one, truly.
I think the vetting process to get a driver's license needs to be more than it is.
I'm not going to lie.
I think it needs to be more than it is to get a driver's license.
I think it's actually too easy to get one.
Vehicles are dangerous, dude.
No joke.
They are dangerous.
It is having to answer like 10 questions
and you just go around the block once and you got it.
No, no, bro.
There needs to be a little bit more.
You need to take the IQ test.
Something I don't know.
You know what I mean?
That's like, what if you agree like, bro?
It's crazy, man.
If they had an IQ test, you wouldn't be able to drive, though.
A Teehee, buddy.
I have 135 IQ.
Good one.
I agree, but you can't like to live a life if you don't have a car.
I mean, yeah, I get that.
But I'm just saying the process needs to be a little bit more intuitive.
Would you agree, Chair?
I think anyone over 60 needs to retake the test.
I don't know about 60.
Maybe like 75, you probably should retake it.
60's kind of, you know.
Yo, I appreciate you on case.
You'll W on case for the 10,000 bits, too.
I appreciate that on case for the 10,000 bits.
Thank you.
W on case for real.
I appreciate that.
Dude speak bro, you know bro
You think yeah, you think people over 60 should have to retake the test yearly
60
60 years old
You're more likely to die on your way to the lottery store than to win the lottery.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Every five years.
Yeah.
probably case when do you want to stop driving I guess never because you have
to drive to get somewhere if teleportation was a thing I wouldn't
even own a vehicle
well now I like vehicles I just like drive them around like just for fun like
on a back road or something. But like teleportation will be the best thing ever. You just completely
take travel time out of it. No joke. Hire a driver. Oh my dad does that. My dad be driving.
Yo Natalie with 500 bits. Hey Kase, I have state testing tomorrow. Can I get advice
from the pickle? Yeah, you sure can. I got you.
Pickle. Did you just die?
Each day is a new opportunity to create a better tomorrow.
That's facts. Actually, success is a journey, not a
destination. Keep going. I'm scared for the SAT, bro.
Judge, I'll get scared before a test in school.
I really didn't, because I was like, man, I'm probably not going to do that good anyway,
so it's kind of whatever. I'm like, man, if I can skate by with a mid to low C, I'll be
and that's what I was able to do when I had to do it.
When it was a subject I wasn't good at, AKA math,
it's like, yeah, I'm a skate by with a C and I'm bi.
I'm a skate by with a C.
There was this one dude I went to school with,
he always said, I'll take an F.
We'd be the middle class.
I'll take an F every time.
It's like, well, I don't blame you, big dog.
I do not blame you.
One bit.
Lock in.
I'm trying to get it done today.
Let's go.
Lock in.
It's game time.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Yeah.
game time. Is there anything new in the store? Your dub streak is over. Says who?
Says who? I got a dub yesterday.
No, I got a dub yesterday chat sure did
Come on
What is that
Jungle Buck!
Man!
Oh!
Oh
No way
Flap Flasky
Dude
Oh my goodness.
This is the skin of all time.
Dude, this is the skin of all time, dog.
Oh, it's a guaranteed win.
Dude, it's a guaranteed win off of that.
You know what I mean?
First game on a dub.
You know what I mean?
First game on a dub.
Yo Roddy with a thousand bits, in case my process has moved all the way across my
state to the coast, my dad and I are going to be looking at properties this weekend.
Do you have any advice for living on your own?
No, it's actually real chill.
Any advice living on your own, though,
gets you a home defense mechanism.
Yo, happy birthday, Jaden, Chateau Jaden.
Happy birthday, happy birthday, Jaden.
Lock in.
I'm not gonna lie, living in the house by yourself,
it might be a little scary at first,
But once you get used to it, it's easy.
Come on, come on, come on.
I
Yeah!
You like salty fries or plain?
Dude, I'm not going to lie, no joke.
You like salty fries or plain, dude I'm not gonna lie, no joke.
If the fries are good enough, they're actually, they're eatable without salt, no lie.
Now this may sound crazy to you also, but if there's some good McDonald's fries and
they're like well done, I actually don't mind if they didn't salt them.
joke I really don't. You know a little trick to always get fresh fries from Mickey D's by
the way. If you go to Mickey D's and say I want some fries with no salt they'll be fresh
every time by the way. Putting y'all on right there. I just put y'all on like crazy I'm
I'm not gonna lie, you're welcome.
Because, and you know how I figure that out?
Because every time you get some extremely fresh fries
from McDonald's, those are the ones
with the least amount of salt on them.
And so you put two and two together.
It's like, okay, I got it.
Yep.
All the McDonald's employees hate you right now. I'm not I'm not saying go do that or nothing. I
Work there I can confirm
I mean look bro
Thanks, I'm gonna go do it
I
Then
Bro because it does suck if you go to McDonald's and you get like some of the bottom of the barrel scrapelins. It's like oh
Why?
It's like why you couldn't you know what I mean, it's like when I get people to very bottom of the popcorn
Wait, I'm so locked it's unbelievable.
Oh my goodness, I'm so locked it's crazy.
Oh my goodness.
I am crazy!
I'm crazy!
Come on!
Yeah, that's the world record, okay?
I don't want no blast ball!
Oh
Okay, the one area that I could have got hit off at, it happens, yo, let's get a petition
going? Okay, let's get a petition going to remove blast ball from the game.
Matter of fact, you ain't got to even remove it from the game. Let's put it on
like a regular round and let's just make it not a final. Type one if you agree.
I like it. You're banned.
Let's go.
Hey, let's go.
I'm about to set a world record right here watch
Watch.
Okay.
The Outer Shooter Society with five.
I'm crazy with it though.
I'm feel crazy with it though baby.
Good try, buddy.
Oh Lord.
Ha!
Oh boy.
Hello.
Yo.
Man.
Six years old by the way now, bruh.
Okay, the past two times I've played this map,
it's been an absolute embarrassment.
Let me lock in.
I've done some stupid stuff the past two times I played this let me lock in
Let's go.
I'm already doing stupid stuff.
Never mind, I'm back!
I'm doing too much let me stop
You're not that guy, oh I'm not, watch this.
Unseen tech!
Clean!
I just gave y'all some unforeseen never seen tech
You're welcome
You got it, Katie. Come on.
You got it, Katie. You would have seen.
Let's go.
Lord.
Come on, Katie. You would have seen.
Katie, it's right there. You got to go.
get in case do a meet and greet your name is booty jiggler 3000 I'm good
I mean Lord have mercy of all the people to ask that
That's where that's real you can use it you then it's real
I'm a leader here.
Now! It started me all the way back here!
What where is the check point?
I have never played that map before in my life where there wasn't a checkpoint.
Where was the checkpoint?
I got three-fourths of the way there and it gave me all the way back to the bottom.
Click the buttons.
I got a button for you.
Peace.
There's a button for you, bud.
that for a button bro I know to click the buttons dude
what is this case if you could be a guest at any convention what would it be
bro I don't even know dude I don't even know what a convention is not gonna
What's your favorite place for fries?
I'm going to say Raleigh's, AKA Checkers or Mickey D's.
I think that's the move I think if you get some peak rallies a.k.a.
checkers fries I think they're undefeatable I'm not gonna lie I'm not
gonna lie y'all
If it ain't that, it's making me so.
Orbeez.
Where do you get the outhouse skin?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Sonic Sonic only recently got good fries when they started going with the crinkle cut Sonic's old fries were actually in edible
I'm not gonna lie their crinkle cut fries that they got now were good
But old Sonic fries were actually like in edible like no joke if you go to Sonic you would get tater tots instead
They were that bad they were that unbelievably they were so bad. It's unreal how bad they were
But now the new ones, the new crinkle cut, they're fine.
But old Sonic fries, and they were, they're legitimately inevitable.
Crinkle cuts are mid, I highly disagree.
If you get a good crinkle cut fry, it's just as good as any other fry.
fries a good fry no matter the form. If you got a fry that's crispy on the outside
and soft on the inside it's a good fry no matter what the form no joke.
I'll take your stepfather.
You know what the best fries are when they're done, right?
Steak fries, dude.
State bro state prize when they're gun riders great man four green ones
What are steak fries they're like a bigger
4 coconut, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4 coconut, 3 banana.
Steak fryers are the worst fry ever made and crinkle is almost as bad.
I feel bad for you man, I really do.
I feel bad for you.
I don't know how you could possibly dislike it if it's done right.
I don't get it.
If a fry is done right, it's good, like, straight up.
It's a fried piece of tater.
How do you dislike crinkle?
It's just a shape.
Literally exactly.
It's a fry.
It's just shaped differently.
like legitimately.
I have had crinkle cut fries
that are just as good as regular fries, if not better.
You'll starry with the five, thank you.
You know what fries I think are
unbelievably overrated is Curly Fries.
Now I think Curly Fries are good,
And I think they are unbelievably overrated.
Like curly fries are the best thing ever when you're 12 and then you grow up.
It's like a regular good fry is just straight up better, man.
Stop talking horrible pain. It's literally not though. Oh, I mean you're 12 so it does make
It seems you think it's a bad thing.
I never said Crinkle Cuff or Curly Fries were bad. I just think they are overrated.
And I think anybody with a logical brain can agree with that statement.
like no joke and I mean this sincerely if I go to RVs I choose the regular
crinkle cut fries over the curly fries. I'm dead serious. I'm like actually dead serious, no joke.
And I also don't know what it is about curly fries, bro. It's like they give me acid reflux too,
man. Shoe string fries? Bro, what's that one place that has
string fries they do I think I had it one time I think it was
I like to see it.
What a swap map, dude.
God, we were swap mapped.
Hate this map!
And Chris Redfield won.
Chris Redfield won, huh?
One more, one more, man can't be mad at Chris true, can't be mad at Chris man, can't David's
burgers has the best fry I'm be real with you I ain't never heard of that place right
there what about sweet potato fries I hate everything about sweet potatoes it's like
the most disgusting thing in history. Period. I hate everything about them. Sweet potatoes
are like genuinely vile, like they are actually putrid. I hate them so bad it cannot be described
how bad I hate sweet potatoes. It cannot, it's literally feed that like, unironically
like a slot bucket you feed the deer where I'm from. No joke. I hate, I hate them.
It's a super food though.
There's other super foods out there without having to eat a sweet potato fry.
Straight up.
Hey, you can tell it's a super food when you're eating it too because it's actually disgusting.
Life ain't fair.
All the stuff that's healthy for you are most of it just taste bad.
But nah, I don't do it.
Now if you like sweet potato fries, that's all right.
I just can't do it.
You gotta be fisting me.
Oh, you gotta be fisting me right now.
No.
I'm not walling!
Yes I am.
Yes I am!
Oh yeah!
BAM!
For God, baby!
What do you, I saw, yo, so nail, you're over here like spreading propaganda in the chat
saying they're so good they really don't get the love they deserve, yo, nail.
You better, you need to, you need to watch yourself.
I see when you're replying to people's messages saying how good sweet potato fries and sweet
potatoes are, you better you better stop right there. They ain't good. Yes, they are. No.
But man, at that point you can see the potato, man.
You know what? To eat their own. Unless you like sweet potatoes.
I'm in here.
I don't know why they call them sweet potatoes, you know, they could have named them like
nasty potato. I eat potatoes like apples? Oh lord.
If you eat a potato like an apple, you're quickly reminded that this is actually a vegetable.
It don't seem like it's a vegetable when you're eating them in a fruit srier like mashed
potatoes for them. But if you eat just a raw potato, they're like, oh, these are, these are
You know what I mean?
What was that?
Is that a hacker?
Nobody's dying
You're Miami with the fight!
Calling me from Miami!
Miami!
My name.
What?
Well that's two days in a row, no dub.
He is what he is. That's life.
Sometimes the the cookie doesn't crumble your way
Hey sometimes in life
The cookie doesn't crumble your way
Sometimes in life the cookie crumbles your way other times
Whatever. Who just said something else about a sweet potato?
Bro, you're still talking about somebody else just like sweet potato wedge is good sometimes.
We're going to talk about sweet potatoes.
Lockheel's got a few games in his hand and a spooky action.
We got a real spooky game lined up too.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Come on.
I can get my redemption right here.
A GG.
46% went right.
I think we take these.
Oh my goodness, I got one in on the break.
You could say I was at my breaking point.
Clean.
I get the green bean in right here.
Clean.
I think I get the orange in here.
I suck at everything.
Wow, that was bad!
Washed? No, man. It's my first game. I'm getting warmed up, dude.
Can you lock in? Sure thing, bud.
I said no. Clean.
I wasn't expecting a scratch right there, but it's alright.
This is not going to work out for you, by the way.
Do you like corn on the cob? Yeah, that's that's the best version of corn right there. It's corn on the cob
You know what else is good? Yeah, you'll ever have cream corn cream corn is good, too. Y'all ever had that is really good
It's really good
It's actually really good no job
Lock in
Clean I
I might be able to just win here no don't do that don't do that don't do that
right there okay there's a chance I can just win
do this backspin oh my goodness it's perfect perfect
pay them first game to dub
Let's go. Who's next? Let's go. Case go easy on me. You have a 72% win rate, bud. I don't
think I have to go easy on you here. Perhaps that was a mistake going for the solids there.
But that will be determined. That was a mistake. Actually, no, it wasn't. Bottom middle pocket
with this. Never mind.
What was that message I just saw?
Okay, find it.
Bro, why does everyone suck? Oh, no, these are some of the best
players in the world.
Like this is like top top tier top tier turd cutter
You know what I mean
It just is
Top tier turd cutter dude
Okay, go for the purple here
Clean I got a two for one you love to see it you absolutely love to see it go for the
yellow boom just 72% win rate and there's a chance go for this go for it oh my goodness
I'm unreal. When I'm actually unbelievable. This doesn't go in though, unfortunately. Oh,
that's a shame. That's all I could do there though. Chat, that's all I could do there though.
to your turd cutter with the five gift. Thank you.
You know what's gonna suck? I did all that work and there's probably still
gonna lose here. I lost. I lost.
Chad it's over. I just got Arby's and now I'm so happy. Chad do y'all like the uh what's
that one sandwich you dip in the au jus sauce from Arby's what is it called? What's the one
sandwich you dip in the au jus sauce man? Yeah I lost ain't nothing to do about it.
the French dip. I like the French dip. No, Joe. Well, GG. Happy birthday, bud. Play him
off. I lost. Who's next? Chad, I like the I like the you've played eight games and
not want to single one of them if I lose this game I'm cutting the stream off I'm
not even joking
y'all if I lose this somebody who's played eight games and I haven't won a
single one I'm literally cutting the stream off if I lose this game like I'm
dead serious and I will see y'all tomorrow I'm so for real
that was clean. I scratched but whatever. I had a decent run there. What's that name?
It's probably better we don't, you know, we don't know.
Somebody said Smurf account.
Okay, I'm gonna go full backspan and see what happens.
Oh my goodness, that could not have been better.
If I hit this, I'm the greatest of all time, top right pocket.
dead at the gym? That's tough.
I can't believe I just missed that. What is wrong with me?
That's placebo though. You really don't need the super intense music at the gym. That's kind of
of a placebo okay this is it done right here okay so with the five
beautiful pay them pay them pay them
chat going to the lose that guy through on purpose nah he just had a zero
percent win rate 69% win rate right here bro was on a three game winning
streak let's see how this goes chat I'm going for a three piece here it worked
out that's great you love to see that right there going for the green bean
Clean you love to see it. I'm gonna go for the yellow here
Clean you love to see it
I'm gonna go for the blue
Into the orange
You hate to see it and I hate everything and everyone. I'm never streaming again
Oh my goodness, dude, how do I miss that man? Like I don't I don't get it, dude
like oh my goodness bro
yeah
bro I don't understand how I missed that dude like I really don't get it
like that's ridiculous
like bro that's actually ridiculous man
see how does that not go in either
dude how does that not go in
I'm going to be a little bit
calling me from Miami.
Miami.
You ever heard that song?
The name of that song is Miami.
Miami.
And I scratched.
I thought that was uh, I thought that was uh, George Shriek. That's right. That's a sale. You hate to see it.
That logically doesn't make sense.
Calling me from Miami!
Miami!
Ha ha ha!
Man!
Go in there.
I don't care if I scratch, I still got it, don't care.
Case, are you okay? I'm concerned. You're the same person that was spreading this information about sweet potatoes earlier, by the way.
Best wings? Buffalo, big dog.
That's not even... dude, that's not even like... dude.
That's not even like dude. You know what I mean? That's not even close
That this really not even close man buffalo wings are you absolutely kidding me right now
This must be a joke I'm gonna lose because of this
Bro, what is that?
Best fast food
Sonic unironically like fast no Wendy's maybe
Maybe Wendy's
I've never had Culver, so I don't know.
This is unbelievable right now.
You suck, by the way, Jolly Sheriff. You're terrible.
You just had a miracle shot where both of those balls landed in front of mine.
Balls. Oh my goodness, you sold.
What's up? What's up with all the emotes and then you just sold what happened? Get out
of here. Hey, I'm let's go. Let's go. Come on, man, go to my lose.
Overs is literally the best, bro.
I've never had it.
How you gonna have that name and put the waving emoji in here?
Wow.
What's the win rate?
First game ever, huh?
Okay.
Cheese curds. You know what's crazy? I've never had a cheese curd. Everybody says they're
going to turn her cheese curds good. Everybody always says says cheese curds go to man.
Kurds man. Dude I need a truck. Is there a Culver's in Arkansas? Everybody always
glazes Culver's like crazy. Is there one in Arkansas? I literally exactly plan to
that, but none of y'all will ever believe me and that's fine. You don't have to believe
me. But just know in the back of your mind that was planned. Just know that was planned.
I mean, that's just a beauty.
No.
I can't do anything here.
I gotta just go for a touch.
World class with the five.
Thank you.
Top right.
If I would have went top right there, I would have scratched 100% and then I would have lost.
There is a Culver's in Arkansas.
Bottom right.
Dog, are y'all actually like, hello, do you have ice?
Bottom right wasn't possible.
The yellow ball was in the way, dog.
Hello?
It's over? No it's not.
Um, it's over.
Alright, go on, so I'll lose the camera, I'm done.
Spank me Leon.
has played 17 games and won one of them.
Calling me from Miami.
Miami.
Me?
Man, that's hard.
Yo, TK with the five, thank you.
Calling me from...
Just scath as a me at this point.
This is just straight up getting disrespectful.
What even is that?
Don't worry about it unless you want nightmares.
See, like I hit that in, right?
And now I don't have a shot.
Unless I do this number right here, that's exactly how I wanted that to go, beautiful.
I
Owned a pool hall and this is disrespectful. No you did not bud
Get out of here
You own the pool hall
Cowboys like smoky old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings.
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Don't let them play guitars and ride in old trucks.
Let them be doctors and lawyers and such.
I must don't let your baby go up to be Cowboy.
My mom didn't get the memo.
I grew up to be a cowboy anyway.
I got right mom.
You didn't get the memo on that one.
Couldn't stop me.
Couldn't stop me from being a cowboy.
I'm about to just start committing crime, bro.
So I can be a cowboy for real, I wanna be outlaw.
I'm about to start just riding horses
and just committing crimes, dude.
Like not stuff that'll get me locked away
from like 50 years or nothing,
but it's like a little minor stuff.
Like, oh bro, ran a red light on a horse
and just like, you know, going like a three block chase.
I could say I'm like a I could say I'm you know a cowboy been rambling been rambling my
whole life finally settled down but a cowboy too long you know I mean okay tough shot here
It's in there.
We're in no danger actually we might be in danger here this is tough that's just beautiful
did you see that bro? Did you just see that dude?
There's only three culvers in your state. It's I don't need it anyway. I'm a
cowboy. Cowboys don't eat at fast food restaurants.
I'm gonna eat me some venison instead with some bread
Look at these socks. It's giving me dude. Oh never mind. I'm not green
I don't want to go to heaven.
Winnable.
Yo, that was clean. Did you see that?
Yo, Moth Goddess with another 50 gifted. Yo, W. Moth Goddess with another 50 gifted. Lord have mercy.
W. Moth goddess for real with another 50. I appreciate you. Thank you
W. Moth goddess for real, I really appreciate that. Thank you Moth goddess. Thank you. That's a hundred on the day
All right. I'm going till I lose unless I go too big the street and then we're getting on this movie time
It's a real scary game, too
Mama's don't let your baby grow up to be cowboy,
because they're never at home and they're always alone.
Even when it's time, that's a scratch.
So a strike went in.
I'm going to take the Simpleton shot here.
Don't blame me for it.
Just part of life.
Clean.
Now you're maybe saying, oh, you're stupid.
You ain't got no shot now.
Good.
Watch this.
See that?
That's clean.
your angel made with the five w angel made with the fire
now you may be saying good this goober ain't got a shot
watch this
that would have went in too
maybe
I don't know, but it's all right.
Come on, man.
What's taking you so long, Buster?
This is my pool hall.
Guys support small streamers and follow K so thank you so much KK 2002
Matter of fact you're modded much. Yes, there's a month
Why my chest hurt?
You ain't making this shot off here.
I fear came true that's not makeable yes it is
Blossom will allow me to blossom this win upon you 40 oh my goodness you've played 136 games
Blossom been grinding
Yes, Erton GG. Blossom has literally almost double the games played than I do by the way.
could potentially be a problem. Blossom. No, no. Backspin. Clay.
Clay.
Clean.
Beautiful.
All we need is the A ball now.
ball now. All we need is the eight ball now. You think you'd ever do an IRL pool
stream with others? No, because every time I play pool IRL I get
Unbelievably angry and it unironically ruins my day
The problem with IRL pool for me is is at the start of the game
I will shoot great and then the other half of the game. I can't even get the simple shots. It's like
What is happening?
And then I start like brawl want to slam the pool stick it's bad
Tough shot for Blossom here.
Competitive not on my losing in pool.
It's what I personally can't shoot.
It's like, bro, what's wrong with me?
Wow.
GG Blossom, your band.
That's unreal. I did all that
and just to lose like that rematch that I'm getting off one more I'm getting off
right here I'm rematching blossom
Well, usual shot from never getting a ball to going on the break case though here.
I got a Baja Blast vape today.
Yeah, we're cooked.
Chihuahua's vaping right now.
Ain't no way y'all vaping.
Y'all ain't vaping.
Come on, Blast, it's my turn!
Oh, Blossom.
Aargh!
I don't know.
Vapor bad for you.
Have you ever considered that's the point?
Maybe they didn't consider that.
I don't know.
Do what you want to do.
Gah, lady blossom. Vapes are toxic. Yeah, but everything's toxic when you think about it.
Living is toxic. That's why we die.
Yeah, sweet potatoes, yeah.
See now look at this shot though, Chath. There's nothing here, big dog.
I didn't put enough mustard on it. Lord!
Does it matter though, really, because you're not gonna have a shot on this purple ball, no matter what. No matter what.
See now, right here, you know what I mean?
I mean, happy birthday, Watson!
Stupid game!
My gun was no shot!
I'm not gonna make this either.
All right, pay him up last one since it was the best two out of three since I rematch her and then we're going
spooky time after this. Let's go. Best two out of three right here. This is for the full dub.
This is for the full dub. Let's go.
Did you see that break right there? New technology.
New technology.
Beautiful, that's exactly what I wanted to happen.
You're so incredibly good at this game case I look at the screen and look away then look
back and you pocketed the eight ball keep it up.
Thank you so much IO games 12.
No, that was not a paid chatter at all by the way.
Just somebody that knows ball for once.
Yo, this just, what?
Okay.
Yo, Blossom, why don't you ever put like a chatter a emote in there.
You are a farmer, your blossom if you're in the spring put a emote or something to chat.
I'm going for the yellow.
interview done. You've got to be fiesting me right now.
No, neither of us have had any shocks this game.
clean
i suck at everything
This is like the world series true chat. What are you watching this in the world series?
going to be the same situation it was last game by the way I can't believe it.
You know what the scratch really doesn't matter there because there's gonna be no
shot with both of the green ones up there.
You happy birthday wizard? Tactical scratch? Yeah exactly.
Now, this is where the rubber meets the road.
Well, I lost.
There was nothing else I could do there, bro.
Chat, there was nothing. There was no other.
What is up with the no shots?
relax man relax y'all tweaking this is on real bro
GG chat I mean bro I never had a shot dude I never had a shot man see this
This is why pool sucks.
GG. Blossom 1 to 2 out of 3.
GG.
Chat bro like dude, I never had a shot
It was just one of those ones is we're like well whoever gets the first clear shot wins it
And it wasn't me GG used to blossom though
That was a good series right there, but you know what time it is
We played the demo to the new horror game that came out today and the demo was insanely scary.
So, I'm expecting the game to be insanely scary as well.
I am.
You know, crazy cat with a thousand bits.
Hey, case my name's Carly.
I'm going through a breakup with someone of five years.
He cheated on me twice.
Have any words of encouragement?
Love your streams.
You and Kitty, you've got me through a lot.
My Kitty Ruby also wanted me to tell you why.
I never miss a string, keep up the great work.
Well, I hate to hear that, Carly,
but I am glad you are out of that situation.
I know who's got some words of advice for you.
You can never fail when the pickle is there.
When you're feeling sad,
you're able to bounce back
and bring the sweetness back into your day.
Aye!
I'll get you another one.
You're not just any pickle.
You're the- You're the rightful one, that everyone appreciates.
One more.
Your dreams, and not just wishes. They are a road map to your future.
THx!
Spooky time.
You best get you a dypey on, Bubba.
Hey, you best get you a dypey on, Chad.
The demo to this game was insanely scary.
Lock in!
Cause it's spooky time!
Yeah!
the demo like I said, the demo to this game was insanely scary game.
But that's what we like.
Yo, I hate to hear that, uh, wait, that was, uh, that was Grace with the bits.
Julia with the T and get the W. Julia with the,
Grace Blossom with the 500 bits.
I don't know if you remember, but I'm the one that got hit by a drunk driver a few months ago.
I've been laid up on a couch and my wife has been, oh, that's not you.
Oh, it is you never mind
And my wife and the bed and my wife has been the best ever always just want to say GZ
Those days definitely made my year going up against you. Thank you. W. Grace Blossom. Please. Thank you
Case I can't believe I won when you should have through
You should have through
Hey case thoughts on Arby's I like Arby's
I do name of this game is don't play this. Yeah, that's the name of the game. Don't play
this sounds like a warning because it probably is because the demo was insanely scary. But
Is that gonna stop me?
No, it's not, of course.
Lock in.
Type one if you saw the demo.
The demo gave me one of the worst jump scares ever.
I'll never forget it.
We're going high graphics, of course.
Of course.
Should I pre-fire the sensitivity?
I'm gonna try it.
There we go.
Lock in.
Don't play this.
Is that my IP in the bottom?
You have a new message.
Be sure to read it.
Okay.
Look at the games.
Flappy Egg.
I'm playing that.
Flappy egg? I'm playing that.
One more, and then we're getting to the actual horror game.
I beat 30.
That's clean, though.
Anyway.
Go for 50.
All right, last one, no matter what I'm going for, 50, lock in.
That seed, Pam.
One more for real last time.
That's just a bad seed right there.
It's just a bad seed right there dude.
No matter what I'm dead serious right now, last one, like I'm actually dead serious,
supposed to be a horror game.
Let me read my email topic that's a wow from max bro I was surfing the dark net yesterday
and came across some creepy videos. Check it out!
Is Bro trying to give me a virus?
Sure, I'll click it.
What just happened? Did it just download?
Oh my goodness, it just downloaded on my PC.
Gigi documents this is from the dark web bro video one
I don't think I need to
Oh that's a cool transition
where am I hello oh yeah yeah this about to be creepy for real this about to be
creepy for real yeah we're cooked that's a cool little like segue into it
don't look we're on a computer watching old videos from the dark web where we
act we in a boat or something hello
hello the lights just liquid it's really dark let's not do that again
I am kind of scared.
Somebody slid a note under the door.
What's this say?
The key under the book on the table.
Thank you, whoever slid the note under the door.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Why is there a room full of dead people in here?
And why is that one person just giant?
Are you breathing?
Oh, that person's not dead.
shake the key big doll. All right. Who's knocking? I'm gonna get up out of here
now. Is this open this door? Yes, it does. Thank you. Can I close this door behind
me by chance? No? Okay. Who called him? Nothing? He's right behind me, isn't he? The door's
What's happening?
What?
Why did that door just open again on its own?
If anyone reads this there's a radio in the cabin that can be used to contact the other crew.
If you tune in it'll work.
Roger that! What happened on this boat?
Shadow, imagine we go back in here and the big dude's gone.
What is it here?
There's some bolt cutters in there.
I'm assuming we're going to need those for something.
Where did the big dude go?
I am horrified, petrified.
Help.
What radio station?
TV in with the five.
Clean.
Hey, I hear something, but you expect me to get that.
He's right behind me is me for real.
That is the worst name I've ever seen in my life.
Where did the big dude go?
Hey, how you doing?
Haha!
Was you to do those and you're eating dinner with them in to go?
Alright now!
Oh my...
That is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
That is the scariest face I think I'm out of here.
Please do not follow me.
If I hear footsteps behind me I'm going to tweak.
I can get out of here, but first I need a life jacket.
Buddy, we ain't got time for safety right now.
There is some evil gigantic man in here with us.
I need to find something to cut the chain with.
I already saw bolt cutters in the other room,
but I can't get in that room.
Maybe there's something up here I can use
to get in that set room.
It's very dark.
Okay, there's nothing in here.
Why is that closet move now?
Chad, what's going on with that?
Why is that closet move?
Please still don't be at the end of the hallway.
Please.
I am suck.
The door at the end of the hall opened.
Y'all the music!
Why did that close?
Is there something else in here I need?
Please?
No.
Die, my God!
Well, thank you for opening the door at least.
mother with the five gifted thank you so much musty mother thank you he's right
behind me isn't he
prepare yourself for another jump scare I know that I know they're gonna do it I
know they're gonna do it
I just heard like the sound of metal being dragged on the ground I'm scared to go
back out prepare yourself there's gonna be another jump scare prepare yourself
now help help help help how are we gonna get out of here is there a ladder
Is there a ladder? Help me.
Is there a ladder? How do I get out?
Did I just see my own forehead?
What was that?
I have my life jacket on.
Okay.
Okay, that's that's locked off everything's locked off.
What is the noise I'm hearing?
I help.
Okay.
Appreciate that.
Thank you.
I just hurt footsteps. I just hurt footsteps. I am scared of the large man. I am very scared of him. I'm going to keep it a snack, which I like very, very scared. Please don't. Please don't. I know you want to jump scare me again, but please don't. I'm begging you, please.
Is there something in here I need?
Do I need something in here?
Looks like there's no ladder here.
Oh boy, that's great.
maybe the polite man can give us a boost he seems to be about eight foot tall
Hello?
Hey, Jack.
There's the ladder.
Looks like we're getting out of here after all.
Looks like we're getting out of here after all, baby.
Look at that ladder.
Latter, use that, please.
He's gonna grab us by the leg, huh?
Who's calling? Maybe the rescue team? I need to answer.
No, you were out!
What have you done?!
We were out!
Oh no.
Prepare.
Everything in this room has been rearranged.
Hello?
It's...
Yo, he's still with the five.
What?
It's...
Everything just went completely quiet.
Why did everything just go complete?
Why did everything just- why?
Oh my goodness stop.
Please.
This is about to be the worst done scare ever.
I can't do this.
Why did everything just go quiet?
Y at Y, around the corner.
Why is he so scary?
Why is you so scary?
Excuse me sir, did you do something with my ladder that I was going to use?
I don't know if I'm going to survive this game, I really don't know.
I don't know if I'm going to survive this game.
Chat, I don't feel good.
What happened?
They really going to do you with the pump fake jump scare.
That's new tech.
Chat, that's new tech.
The pump fake jump scare.
That is insane tech, dude.
Lord have mercy man. Oh, there's a lighter yippee
Looks like that thing's pretty expensive. You think we could sell it on eBay or something
Maybe I don't know
Hell
Just keep in mind chat this goober was almost out of here
We were climbing out of here and then he's heard the phone ringing. He's like, huh, maybe that's my pizza hut delivery
Let me go back and answer the phone and now we're still in here and now the situation's even worse because we ain't got no power
Two fuses are missing
Here's the first one. Oh, how nice. We only got to find one
Lock in
One more fuse
Help
What is that noise?
And it's way more scary now because it's dark and I only have a lighter.
Is this the main room that we started in?
Hello?
Big dog, this was here the whole time we couldn't have got out here.
It's real dark.
It is, it's real dark.
I'm just looking for a fuse.
What was that?
OH MY GOD THIS...
DUDE STOP!
He is standing in the closet holding something out in his hand.
You are the creepiest thing I think I have ever seen in my life sir.
No offense dog, but oh my goodness dude.
Thank you so much.
Is he gonna run out?
going out. What are the odds we just make it back to the fuse box? Yo, I haven't been
I haven't been this scared in a minute, no joke, I haven't been this scared in a minute, this is horrible.
Oh, he was just casually walking, alright!
Power? Power?
Why'd the light stop come back on?
You know what, Chad? I don't know what's worse. With the lights on or with them off.
What's this? You gotta be kidding me.
Where do I go?
Okay, I'm going to go this way.
Why do the lights keep turning off all of a sudden?
Why does it keep shutting off all of a sudden?
What?
What's happening with the lights?
What?
Shaft, the lights won't stay on.
the lights they won't stay on is it glitched I don't know it's just
instantly going off that's gotta be a glitch right
I gotta go through this again.
I'm gonna speed run at this time because I know what happens.
GG bro.
That had to be a bug, right chat?
Bro, it's not glitched.
That literally was a glitch.
You just magically know it wasn't a glitch, huh?
Because you're just, you're just him.
You know everything.
Why would it be a glitch?
And what else was there to do?
I know we're all the jump scares right now, so I'm good.
Whoever wasn't here a minute ago don't know where the jumpscares are, so they're cooked.
Now watch chat I bet I bet that was a glitch
Close the fuse box you could.
It's only logical Shaq, you know what I mean?
ads take up half the stream in what universe but I can make him take half the
stream you want me to ironically could make it take half the stream I just got
that first try that's insane
all right he's standing at the end of the hall very creepily as we remember
He is very scary individual. Okay. So first need to find a live jacket. Yes.
Me personally, I think that was a glitch.
Prepare yourself for an absolutely terrible jump scare.
Yep!
You didn't have to suffer as we did.
The bulldog that got me real bad the first time. Real bad.
Somebody said, hear me out? Yeah, I've seen like two or three people say that.
I have chosen to just...
Hope they're joking.
Stop bullying him, he's cute, please.
I'm not bullying anybody, I'm getting messed with.
Right here we could have been out.
He could have been out right here, Chad.
He could have been.
Look, he was so close to freedom.
GG.
This is where everything goes quiet.
Oh yeah, yeah this is the, yeah.
BOOM!
We're almost back to where we were, we're gonna see if it was a glitch or not.
W game though, crazy game.
Lighter.
There's the fuses, it probably wasn't a glitch, just keep flipping it, well it felt like I
had done it enough times to what it was like, this can't be a glitch at this point, but
Where's the part where he's like, it's just his face in the corridor, is it right here?
That is so freaky, man.
That is so freaky, dude.
Like, come on.
And this is where he turns the lights out after he hands me the fuse, yes.
I can't remember if there is another jump scare right here, I don't remember.
Oh lord.
I think this is where he was walking and we catch him walking.
Yep, there he is. Just casually, just casual. Lights back on.
I'm in here. Help me.
they went off and then it does it slowly let's see if it does the thing
where it instantly turns it off now
wait
Oh my goodness, it wasn't a glitch, bro.
Well, how is he turning the lights off so fast when I'm right at the fuse box?
Okay, one uncharted territory here, I'm pretty sure.
This game makes my tongue-tongue hurt and be real with y'all.
Okay, there's nothing down here.
Can't go in there.
Can't do anything here either.
Do we just have to keep turning them on and off?
That was rough. I can't do this without coffee.
Oh boy. Yeah, you need some coffee for your dark web video tapes
Wow, our house is just as creepy as the video tapes were
Lord have mercy
Maybe I'll turn on some music. Yeah, that'll help the vibe. Where's the music?
Where's the radio? Oh, there it is
That video would keep me up for days. I wouldn't eat coffee truce. W gang though this gang is crazy scary.
All the water's flowing, I can keep watching.
I mean, this time that needs to be off while we go watch.
So I guess we have like a family or something because I can hear people talking throughout
the house.
So, and we're just up in here watching dark web videos.
Crazy.
Video 2.
This doesn't look good.
What?
Are we live streaming?
I need to capture content for my subscribers.
stream it's lagging two bars. Oh, if I film something weird maybe I'll get more viewers.
Try fall guys but. Alright stream I got my one viewer in here with me I appreciate you
for being here. I'm at this abandoned factory or whatever this is right now. I heard there
was 500 murders here over the span of 300 years. Why did one of you were just leaving? I had
two viewers. Yeah, I fell off. Anyway, to my one loyal viewer, stay tuned in if you
want to see something crazy. Make sure you like and subscribe. Oh, I got two. Oh,
one viewer. Two viewers. Hey, stay in here, please! Yo, to the two viewers, please stay
in here, but go down here and do something creepy. Please stay! Stay! You'll call with
the file. Alright, guys, I'm going down this super scary staircase. I have one viewer.
about to see something. Oh, I got three viewers like and subscribe y'all for real. Like and
subscribe. Tell your friends I'm doing something creepy. Yo, there's this one dude on Twitch
doing something crazy. He's in some abandoned building. He gonna die. Thank y'all for being
here. Oh, I got one bar signal is lagging. Oh Lord, it's lagging. I got one bar signal
It's lagging no
Guys, I know the signals kind of bad down here, but just know
Who two bars were good why is this a dead end? Okay, let's get out of here
Yeah, this is straight up a dead end
That couldn't give me up to five viewers, are you kidding me?
Wait, what?
Hold on, stream!
I'm about to get some more signal here in a second!
No cameras.
Video flash I can run the shift
What am I running from
Why do y'all keep leaving, I just have 7 viewers!
guys like and subscribe all right no I'm gonna see what this switch does I think I just awakened
something. I think I've made a mistake. I'm running. Okay, I'm going this way. I'm scared!
I just pulled another switch, I'm not sure what I'm doing y'all, but I'm doing it.
10 viewers BK, we're getting there.
Oh man, viewers!
Did I come through here?
What if the viewers keep leaving?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
14 viewers, y'all see that?
Yeah! I put my life on the line!
Subscribe!
What's going on? What's that noise?
6 viewers?
I'm gonna play Fall Guys!
Oh, I need to pull one more switch to open this big giant door. Okay
Yo chat where y'all think the last switch is
What a prediction if I'm gonna die or not. That's what I'd be doing in this situation. I
Can't sprint no more by the way. Well, let me
We got good signal here
I hear something terrible, I hear something terrible, I hear something terrible.
I hear something terrible here.
Why is that?
Oh my!
Bro, what do I do?
Do I have to go back down that hallway?
Or is it the screen door?
Bro, please, I'm back in you.
I am back in you all.
Bro, died for a peak of 14.
That's crazy.
How many viewers are in the stream when he died?
Somebody said worth.
All right, my coffee's done.
Let me go see what this coffee's all about.
Turn this music back.
Somebody say he's getting a game or something flavor.
Yo, yo, Clyde with the tears, thank you.
Drink this coffee.
Alright that's two of five tapes there's three more I don't even want to imagine
what's on the rest of them bro. Video three Lord have mercy. Miss Lucy Goosey with the
five thank you.
Yeah, it's easy.
Yo, chat scariest game in a minute, bro.
Actually this game is unbelievably scary.
I don't know what we're doing out here in the middle of nowhere, but let's go.
We have a box.
I need to take it away and dump it somewhere far off.
What's in the box?
Did we kill someone?
Are we not going to know what's in that box?
Wow, this is clean.
Can I get the radio?
Look in the mirror to focus on the backseat.
Wait, what?
Why do I have to focus on the box?
It's kind of boring.
Maybe I'll turn on the radio.
Is there a reason I have to keep my eye on them?
I don't know.
I'm doing a radio.
Come on.
What is in the box?
We're almost there.
anybody else very uncomfortable right now I don't know what's going on
what's that over there I need to go check it out
That is a half eaten deer or something.
What a sight.
I'm in a hurry.
I need to keep going.
Yeah, let's just drive around it.
The box is still back there. We're good.
Seth, the whole mechanic of having to look in the rear view mirror to focus on the box is really creeping me out, bro.
It is really creeping me out, dude.
Wait, it's gone!
we're almost there. We're practically there. I need to keep going. There's a broken fit
somewhere around here what is in the box what have you done all right well
here I need to dump the box in the woods
I'm assuming we're disposing of, like, a murder something.
We need to get out of here.
Sure thing, big dog.
I'm dead.
Floor it.
Where are we going?
Yo character, can we get some sort of explanation as to what has happened?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
What is that?
Oh please, oh I'm not the wreck on purpose, just so I can deal with this.
Oh lord!
I just had a blowout!
Oh you've got to be kidding me.
not now not now
yep I have a jack in the trunk
Did we, did we do, did we use it?
GG.
I am so scared.
Take the tire off.
Now grab the wrench and unscrew the wheel. Got it. Will do.
There it is.
I hate using these things.
wait I didn't even mean to do that one I said we'll do I didn't even mean to do
that one y'all my genius let even
Yo, that's hard!
Wheel do.
There we go.
The spare tires and the trunk.
Okay.
Chad, how it's scale them one to ten, how it's cooked, are we?
I just heard the sound of a box.
of a box. Did y'all hear that?
Let this down.
Alright, that's it. Let's grab our stuff and get out of here.
We're going to get in the car.
The box is in there.
I already got rid of it.
it seems like bro has had experience with this box.
I need to keep going this time.
I'll definitely get rid of it.
I'll bury it as deep as possible.
It reminds me of that short film we watched on YouTube
where that dude was trying to crawl out of the box
and somebody has to keep an eye on it at all times
or he had to keep an eye on it.
And then he,
and then he left.
Dude, can we just throw this thing back on the side of the road?
I do not like having this thing in here.
My lights.
I hear a move in the back!
Well, I hear a move in the back of the car!
Oh lord, mercy, lord have mercy.
What? Good spot, I'll bury the box here.
The shovel's in the back of the car.
It's so dark out here, big dog.
Where's the shovel?
Got it.
Where am I going to bury it?
Where am I going to bury it over here okay?
Yeah, I'm so terrified.
Chad, do you think we're going to find out what's in the box?
Yeah, this might unironically would be one of the like best scary games of the year so
far.
No joke that we play here.
What a creepy game.
I like how we're keeping the shovel with us just in case something goes wrong.
Now, we're burying this box.
There's no way it's going to appear back in the car again.
There's no way.
Now, I need to get out of here fast.
That sounds good to me, big dog.
What?
What's going on with the car?
Why was it doing that?
Okay, let's go.
You gotta be...
It started. It started. It's not here.
Get me out of here.
AHH! WHAT?!
It's so dark in the car now, I can't see in the backseat.
I need to turn on the interior lights.
How am I gonna do that?
Okay, we're good!
Shadow, everybody relax! We're gonna get out of this situation, the box is buried!
We're good.
I
I just died save with the hive.
I just died.
What is this light in the distance?
What am I hearing?
What are the noises?
Help.
Help me.
Did anybody else just die?
I just died.
Maybe this is somebody that's gonna help us.
Where's the box?
I hear something scrunching right beside me. Oh my.
Where'd the light go? What is that, bro?
Bro, God
I have a new message.
What could the message be now?
Subject, check it out.
New horror game just came out.
Check it out.
Give me off this computer for a second, bro.
I can't.
Yo Max, you need to stop sending me stuff man.
Max, stop sending me stuff dude!
Find the items.
Axe, backpack, camera, lighter.
I accidentally just got off the PC.
I got eight seconds what happens if I don't find it
Oh, I got it this time chat do you believe I got it this time let's go
I have the key why is the door not unlocking now?
this game I'm off of it
get this off my screen yo max we're not friends anymore I'm not gonna lie
kitty
w kitty
I need to feed them the food was somewhere around here. All right, there it is
Chat that was one of the worst jump scares ever I'm so serious. I'm still hurt
Wait, where's the cat
Yeah, where'd the cat go?
I
Chat would you become unfriends with max over this
First off, I wouldn't even be clicking on these videos right here
Not gonna lie I
I wouldn't even be clicking on these.
You know what this calls for?
Here, we'll see.
I'm going to add a seed.
Scary video number four.
Oh my goodness.
Are you prepared?
No me either.
What was those spiders?
Looks like he's gone.
We can get out now.
Who's gone?
Hold down the left mouse button to move the lamp.
Why do I need to do that?
Okay.
Yay.
Hitting the light.
Oh, there's a spider.
Please stop.
Okay.
Yay, hitting the light.
Oh, there's a spider.
Please stop.
OK, I can't.
Oh, do I have to push the light this way?
So Chad, it's on like a rail right here.
I have to push it along the rail.
Do y'all see here?
Do y'all see it?
Yes, you should see it.
Because I do.
Can I move the shelf out of the way?
Don't be shelfish.
Can I go through this door?
No, I can't.
Can the light make it around this shelf?
Let's see.
I'm assuming it can because why wouldn't it?
You know what I mean?
Let's go this way.
Maybe there's something over here I can grab.
Hold it.
Oh, I forgot it said hold.
Hello?
Is anybody here?
who is that and why need to find something to unscrew it okay got it
let's keep moving looks like the light has to stop here there's a light switch
here thankfully. Oh, there's a wrench. W plug. Thank you. Alright, let's go back. I'm
hearing a noise. I don't like that. Use the wrench here. Oh, yay. We have a key. W plug.
because the key had a brand on it so let's go back in the room I'm assuming
this key goes to this door right here I don't know why we're locked down here or
who locked us down here but that's pretty rude this game is insane yeah
when I play the demo I can't believe how scary this game is I can't move
What's wrong with the computer, I'll reboot it.
Why is creepy stuff happening in the real world now?
Please don't show my IP.
Okay, we're here.
Wait, what?
I gotta redo this board?
That's a scam.
All right.
Wait, why did that happen, I wonder, Chad?
That's why. Do I go back into this video again?
I don't know if I need to go back into this video again or do I just go to the
fifth one, chat I don't know bro. I'm gonna turn the volume down, just in case.
The fourth video was done.
We're going to the fifth GG.
Is everything in here good?
Why did it change though?
I don't know.
Here we go.
Oh no, this is the one from the demo.
Oh no.
Yep.
Here we go.
It's getting cold, I need to find a hat, yep.
The demo, if you don't remember, gave me one of the worst jump scares ever.
That jump scare in the car a minute ago might have been worse.
I'm not going to lie.
Yay, a hat.
Why is it so cold?
I need to figure out where the draft is coming from.
Let's go downstairs.
Oh yeah, I got PTSD, GG.
Oh, the door's standing wide open.
probably why the door is open didn't I close it maybe someone came in to warm
up light light doesn't work that's great all right let's go check down here oh
Oh, yeah, I remember this. Yeah
Light in the bathroom works thankfully
All right, do I go back upstairs and sleep now
I'm leaving that line on I do not care. I'm leaving that light on what a fool I am I
Need to light the fireplace
Firewood there was firewood somewhere
My hard to skip the beat
You know my hard to skip multiple beats actually I thought I was about to die I
Actually thought I was a no joke this time. I actually thought I was about to die on stream
My heart just skipped like two beats. I thought I was gone
That ever happened y'all?
Firewood.
Lovely.
That'll help us.
I hear a dog barking.
Matches.
I hope the box isn't empty.
Is there matches here?
Where's the matches?
I don't know.
Where's the matches? Are they in the bathroom? I don't remember. I do not remember.
I'm gonna have to watch SpongeBob or something to recharge. Yeah. I hear someone breathing.
I hear something.
What is that?
All right, let's light the fireplace.
It has been lit in.
Elle adds pause it. This game is straight cinema. Should I wait?
It's only two minutes.
Two minutes. I'll wait for him. This game straight cinema.
And while we're waiting on him,
I appreciate that fluffy llama W fluffy llama. I appreciate you for real. That's crazy, chat.
Tell them I waited on them when they get out of ads.
Okay, you're cool.
Yo, W Fluffy Lama for real.
With the 100 gifted subs,
I really appreciate that Fluffy Lama for real.
Thank you, W Fluffy Lama chat.
I'm waiting on them.
Tell them I'm waiting on them, chat.
One minute.
7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
Chat, this game is so scary to all of like what?
Not this one, but the one that we're currently playing.
Yeah, you're consumed.
Come here.
10 seconds their back gosses it says just now 10 seconds in the back
hello well what happened to the game they got hit with ads and the game is absolute cinema so I
decided I'd wait on them and in the meantime this is the subscribers got to see some agario gameplay
I don't think I'm the same person I was at the start of stream this game has done this game
is like this might go into my top top 10 scariest like games in general I've ever played here
would y'all agree with that this game is so scary it's actually insane like I don't feel
good I'm gonna have to tell my boy dashy about this one I'm gonna have to tell my
boy to ask you about this one. This is unreal. Hold on. Y'all are out of ads now. Give me
a minute. I'm about to get back into the game. Let's just see what happens here. What happened?
I was in ads. We waited. That's why we're playing a Daria. We're at the same spot
it was when the ads hit. I'm just waiting.
Should I just die and go back into it?
Why does everybody have this logo? Am I tripping?
What does A stand for? Ads?
This is a nice breather though. This is a nice little breather here
From that game we're about to go back into it, but
Chat that car jump scare I don't know bro
I don't know. Chat, I don't know. I think that car jumps scare as top five. That that dude.
That car jumps scare. I was too scared to even go back and look at it. I think this
This is a bot lobby.
Show the clip. Can one of my mods pin the clip real quick?
Of the car jump scare, if you don't mind.
Dude, I don't feel good. Bro, this game.
This has to be a bot lobby.
I'm about to because this does
seem like a ball. I'll be.
When as soon as the clip pops up,
I'm going to leave and we'll go
back into the game.
And we'll watch the clip first
but.
Maybe to mod your sleep, whether dead from the jump scare or something, hold up.
Is this it?
This is it.
Oh man.
Let's see if this is a top 5.
that's bad that that is bad bro
like dog look at the look I pulled another hamster look at that that is the
the face of sheer fear.
All right.
We're back in it. We just lit the fire. We just lit the fire.
What's up with the owl action?
What's up with the owl?
Hello?
You know what? The sound of the owl is kind of comforting. Not gonna lie.
It's getting warmer. I can go to sleep.
sleep. Buddy, you must know, you must not know what game you're in. There is no sleeping for you.
That face was not in the demo, was it?
That face was not in the demo.
I would have remembered that.
What is that?
There's a light flickering.
We're throwing the lights.
Lord have mercy.
They're throwing stuff in that wasn't in the demo, right?
that wasn't in the demo room I would have remembered that face I swear I would
have
hey
light bill tool it's too expensive to be playing stop who is it
hello
stop playing with me I'm trying to go to bed
I'm trying to go to bed.
Oh, no.
I remember that room.
That room?
What's going on here?
I need to call the police.
Okay, there was a phone upstairs.
I remember seeing it.
All right.
What's called a police then? Please don't jump scare me right here. Please, please, please. Thank you so much, Colin.
Colin?
What's that noise I'm hearing behind me?
You know it's bad that police ain't even answering.
I hear knocking. What should I do?
Big dog, don't ask me!
Who was that?
You need to tell me what to do, buddy. You asking me what to do?
Coffee pop, I could blow up!
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Close this behind me.
Okay, get off!
Oh, Lord have mercy, man.
What is that knocking coming from?
Okay, if I remember right, that jump scare happened at this door.
Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please. Help me.
I am terrified right now. Beyond belief, I am terrified here. Close that door.
You know what? I'd rather be outside at this point.
There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is.
I'm so glad I played the demo.
Yep. Yep.
I swear! When I played the demo, that almost killed me!
There was a crowbar somewhere around here. I need to open the door. There it is.
And I remember something in the window too!
Yeah! Oh my goodness, bro!
I don't remember much from this point, so I'm cooked.
Okay, what now do I go to bed now maybe is that even in the cards I need a weapon it's
under my bed okay it's gone isn't it you don't tell me all this demo stuff with me man
it's gone where's my gun
Dude, I am so scared.
A knife.
There's a knife in the kitchen.
Do I remember doing that in the demo?
We're all I hear like somebody whistling.
Okay, let's get a knife. I don't know if a knife is even going to do anything for us at this point.
They don't, but whatever.
There's a knife.
I need to find them and kill them.
Hey!
Where are you?
This is my house!
And I'm armed with a knife!
And a bazooka!
You don't want to mess with me!
Okay, you're not who I was looking for.
You are not who I was looking for! Where are you at? It's my house!
You know how big you got to be to be able to go like and blow out a fireplace
Stop this right now. I have a gun even though it's a knife, but don't kill him that I
I have a gun and it's a gun! It's a big gun!
You don't want no smoke!
The fridge!
The fridge is tweaking!
Stop this right now!
You need to stop this right now!
Everything went quiet, that's not good.
I'm prepared. I'm prepared. I am prepared. I am prepared.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh my goodness, I've been de-headed.
Is that me?
Man, this is intense. I've had enough for today. It's getting late. Time to go to bed.
You're gonna go to bed right after that?
You are out of your mind!
And you would have turned off the- oh no!
Bro's not to have the worst nightmares ever, by the way.
Why did I watch this?
A friend sent it to me. I could have not opened it, but I did. Exactly.
And you know, I feel better.
I watched someone else's horror and felt my own slipping away. That's what you'll be doing with me.
Because it's not happening to me.
It's happening to them on the screen and with me everything's fine.
Home bad silence.
Psychologicalists say that's how it works. What did I say?
We watch scary things to work through our own fears.
We watch someone else's pain and find comfort in the thought that we're safe.
Wait, we're all spitting right now.
That's why I watch those videos.
Not for the sake of fear.
But for the peace that comes after it.
Yeah, but you got done with some SpongeBob or something after that.
Like are you kidding?
Oh my goodness, game of the year.
That was actually
Un unbelievably good game, bro. I can't I am so glad that game for the release
That was so good, bro
Bro
Chat let's be real here
Was that the scariest game of the year dog?
So far
What else have we played this year yet?
that we might have just played the scariest game of the year so far that was
unreal I'm gonna have to tell my boy dashing about this one this actually
crazy every single tape of that chat every single tape of that was just
scary the whole way through no joke and it was good the thing is there was
jump scares in it but it didn't rely completely on jump scares and the jump
scale scale scales and the jump scares were well placed not gonna lie that
right there was an absolute banger w game great stream chat a y'all better go
watch out some SpongeBob or somewhere else y'all gonna get nightmares that was
That's bad, ay!
Great stream, Chad, I love y'all man, ay!
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift this subs don't know,
spits follows, and of course I appreciate y'all
for just hanging out, ay!
Y'all have a good rest of y'all's night,
have a good day tomorrow,
I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
I love you, alright?
Peace out y'all.
Heik boops!