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Yo, you're the"}, {"start": 130.64, "end": 132.64, "text": " Amanda. I'm epic"}, {"start": 132.92, "end": 134.92, "text": " Rhea"}, {"start": 135.0, "end": 137.0, "text": " wife and"}, {"start": 137.16, "end": 139.56, "text": " Straight blue Z autumn"}, {"start": 141.8, "end": 143.8, "text": " Michael Lisa"}, {"start": 143.8, "end": 150.18, "text": " Golden W Subbers man. Appreciate y'all. Black hoodie by the way. I repeat"}, {"start": 152.36, "end": 155.08, "text": " Black hoodie as you can tell"}, {"start": 156.28, "end": 158.28, "text": " That's a black hoodie right there"}, {"start": 159.04000000000002, "end": 163.48000000000002, "text": " There's just quite simply no way around it buster"}, {"start": 165.48000000000002, "end": 167.48000000000002, "text": " Black hoodie"}, {"start": 168.60000000000002, "end": 170.36, "text": " Absolutely"}, {"start": 170.36, "end": 173.16000000000003, "text": " Shout how's everybody's day going on a scale of what a tear. Let me hear it, huh?"}, {"start": 174.04000000000002, "end": 176.04000000000002, "text": " How we doing?"}, {"start": 176.72000000000003, "end": 179.12, "text": " On a scale of one to ten"}, {"start": 180.56, "end": 183.54000000000002, "text": " Up in this thing buster"}, {"start": 184.52, "end": 187.76000000000002, "text": " Yo, raps with the five. Thank you, huh? I"}, {"start": 189.44000000000003, "end": 191.44000000000003, "text": " Seen a few tens"}, {"start": 193.96, "end": 197.04000000000002, "text": " Eight a it ain't bad ain't nothing wrong with a eight"}, {"start": 197.04, "end": 205.95999999999998, "text": " watching the stream instead of studying as you should be. I wouldn't have it any"}, {"start": 205.95999999999998, "end": 217.07999999999998, "text": " other way. You know what I mean? How was your day? It was good. Ran a little"}, {"start": 217.07999999999998, "end": 220.44, "text": " marathon. I woke up. I was like, man, you know what? I feel like running a"}, {"start": 220.44, "end": 230.88, "text": " marathon today. I'll go ahead and do that. Uh, after I did that, I won a swimming competition."}, {"start": 230.88, "end": 238.96, "text": " And then after that, I went mountain biking for about four hours. And here we are as you"}, {"start": 238.96, "end": 254.4, "text": " can tell I'm an athlete. Just saying. As you can tell, Buster. Okay. Athletic. I should"}, {"start": 254.4, "end": 260.8, "text": " be doing my homework. Man, homework's a scam, bro. Homework shouldn't even exist, dog."}, {"start": 260.8, "end": 266.64, "text": " No joke. Homework literally should not even exist. We're like, why am I doing work at"}, {"start": 266.64, "end": 274.71999999999997, "text": " school and I gotta do work at home like brothers let me live for a little bit man it's kind of crazy"}, {"start": 277.84, "end": 284.15999999999997, "text": " you know what I mean L take I don't know how you could possibly disagree with that but all right bud"}, {"start": 286.56, "end": 293.91999999999996, "text": " all right bud how was that bro what what are you how can you say L take"}, {"start": 293.92, "end": 310.16, "text": " You ain't even human if you think that's a ale take. Excuse me? GG. GG. Oh, you think"}, {"start": 310.16, "end": 317.52000000000004, "text": " it's a teacher chat low key? That might have been a teacher right there. Bro, that might"}, {"start": 317.52, "end": 325.58, "text": " have been a teacher you know what the worst homework was chat the homework you"}, {"start": 325.58, "end": 336.14, "text": " get on the weekends the homework you get on the weekends was dog bro I'll be"}, {"start": 336.14, "end": 338.74, "text": " straight out like why are you doing this you got me messed up you gonna"}, {"start": 338.74, "end": 347.06, "text": " give me a bad grade gave me some homework on the weekends you know what"}, {"start": 347.06, "end": 354.06, "text": " I mean, I ain't doing no homework on a weekend."}, {"start": 354.06, "end": 355.78000000000003, "text": " You know what's even worse than homework?"}, {"start": 355.78000000000003, "end": 358.78000000000003, "text": " Studying."}, {"start": 358.78000000000003, "end": 360.18, "text": " I hate studying."}, {"start": 363.46, "end": 365.5, "text": " Studying sucks."}, {"start": 372.34000000000003, "end": 373.22, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 373.22, "end": 383.90000000000003, "text": " It sucks."}, {"start": 383.90000000000003, "end": 389.5, "text": " I tested your recipe of beef flavored ramen noodles in some Frank's red hot sauce and"}, {"start": 389.5, "end": 392.34000000000003, "text": " it made my day because of its deliciousness."}, {"start": 392.34000000000003, "end": 394.98, "text": " Hey look here."}, {"start": 394.98, "end": 395.98, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 395.98, "end": 396.98, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 396.98, "end": 398.98, "text": " I told you."}, {"start": 398.98, "end": 402.3, "text": " It's great."}, {"start": 402.3, "end": 413.62, "text": " is the best food on earth. There's just no doubt about it. You can save the broken tapes"}, {"start": 413.62, "end": 419.18, "text": " at retro rewind. Yeah, but why would I do that though? Them things broken. What I need"}, {"start": 419.18, "end": 421.78000000000003, "text": " to save them things for."}, {"start": 421.78000000000003, "end": 423.78000000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 425.62, "end": 428.86, "text": " Sell them all buddy trust me if I could I would"}, {"start": 430.14000000000004, "end": 437.02000000000004, "text": " If you had the option to sell the broken tape saying go dirt they work"}, {"start": 438.3, "end": 440.3, "text": " You best believe I'd be doing it"}, {"start": 442.18, "end": 444.46000000000004, "text": " You best believe I'd be doing it"}, {"start": 446.70000000000005, "end": 448.70000000000005, "text": " What"}, {"start": 448.7, "end": 459.28, "text": " The devs said they're implementing a repair feature by the end of the month. You know what else they need to implement a wet like a weapon a baseball bat"}, {"start": 460.42, "end": 462.42, "text": " That's the main thing"}, {"start": 463.78, "end": 465.78, "text": " It's missing dude"}, {"start": 467.98, "end": 469.98, "text": " Straight up"}, {"start": 471.38, "end": 473.94, "text": " That is the main thing it's missing chat"}, {"start": 475.78, "end": 477.78, "text": " Tell me it's not"}, {"start": 478.7, "end": 487.58, "text": " like dude. I'll chat. I'm telling y'all, bro. Waterpark Sim set the golden standard"}, {"start": 489.97999999999996, "end": 499.09999999999997, "text": " for simulator games, bro. No joke they did. The golden standard. Bro, I forgot I had this."}, {"start": 501.41999999999996, "end": 505.9, "text": " This has been sitting on my table for literally like a year. I forgot I had it. Do y'all know"}, {"start": 505.90000000000003, "end": 506.90000000000003, "text": " What's in here?"}, {"start": 513.26, "end": 514.26, "text": " TMS with the five."}, {"start": 520.9000000000001, "end": 523.4200000000001, "text": " Did I literally forgot that was in there?"}, {"start": 523.4200000000001, "end": 525.9200000000001, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 525.9200000000001, "end": 528.82, "text": " This been sitting on my table for like a year, Ski."}, {"start": 528.82, "end": 546.6800000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness"}, {"start": 546.6800000000001, "end": 552.58, "text": " That's good cologne."}, {"start": 552.58, "end": 553.7800000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 553.7800000000001, "end": 555.34, "text": " That's real good cologne."}, {"start": 555.34, "end": 556.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 556.34, "end": 560.12, "text": " Somebody sent this in fan mail, bro, like a year ago"}, {"start": 560.12, "end": 562.02, "text": " and it's just been sitting here."}, {"start": 563.6, "end": 565.1800000000001, "text": " And it comes in this little can."}, {"start": 566.8000000000001, "end": 569.5, "text": " And I've just kept it on my table ever since."}, {"start": 570.94, "end": 572.12, "text": " Kinda clean."}, {"start": 574.34, "end": 576.4200000000001, "text": " Shipsy case over the five, thank you."}, {"start": 579.7800000000001, "end": 582.26, "text": " WJPG fragrance?"}, {"start": 582.26, "end": 583.76, "text": " Wait, what's the name of it?"}, {"start": 583.76, "end": 590.76, "text": " What you are a nerd for knowing"}, {"start": 590.76, "end": 593.76, "text": " that it's John Paul golly enter"}, {"start": 593.76, "end": 596.76, "text": " goltier."}, {"start": 596.76, "end": 600.76, "text": " The mail."}, {"start": 600.76, "end": 609.76, "text": " Oh no, you can't see it."}, {"start": 609.76, "end": 612.76, "text": " John Paul."}, {"start": 612.76, "end": 623.86, "text": " Galitair LaMail. Just been sitting here. I forgot I even had that. It's like $50, is"}, {"start": 623.86, "end": 624.7, "text": " Is it really?"}, {"start": 626.54, "end": 628.14, "text": " This 50 dollars?"}, {"start": 631.14, "end": 633.9, "text": " Do this, it's good though."}, {"start": 636.26, "end": 637.1800000000001, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 642.0600000000001, "end": 643.42, "text": " 200 dollars."}, {"start": 651.5, "end": 652.34, "text": " 200."}, {"start": 653.86, "end": 658.86, "text": " with the five."}, {"start": 658.86, "end": 663.86, "text": " Yo, CB3 with the five. Thank you, WCB3 with the five. And a"}, {"start": 663.86, "end": 668.86, "text": " Lindy is with the 25. WLindy is with the 25. Get the"}, {"start": 668.86, "end": 675.86, "text": " loin. Appreciate that. A Lindy is with the 25."}, {"start": 675.86, "end": 680.86, "text": " But yeah."}, {"start": 680.86, "end": 688.7, "text": " crazy for John Paul. Well, Bethany, you tell him I got a plug. Yo,"}, {"start": 688.7, "end": 695.54, "text": " little Timmy with the five. Thank you. Yo, TV and with the 25"}, {"start": 695.54, "end": 702.9, "text": " gifted as well. WTV and with the 25 gifted. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 703.3000000000001, "end": 708.14, "text": " Father Shay with the five. So I just said their ex use this"}, {"start": 708.14, "end": 724.98, "text": " probably just brought up some bad memories, I apologize, not gonna lie, it's nice, not"}, {"start": 724.98, "end": 738.24, "text": " gonna lie just what I'm built like to just skinny with a BBL bra they model"}, {"start": 738.24, "end": 746.84, "text": " this after me bro no Joe they literally modeled this bottle after me dog"}, {"start": 746.84, "end": 758.84, "text": " Do that is insane bruh."}, {"start": 758.84, "end": 763.84, "text": " Dog, that is wild."}, {"start": 763.84, "end": 765.84, "text": " That's actually crazy."}, {"start": 765.84, "end": 767.84, "text": " Why did they do that?"}, {"start": 767.84, "end": 772.84, "text": " I'm going to say this."}, {"start": 772.84, "end": 781.84, "text": " Lord have mercy man."}, {"start": 781.84, "end": 787.84, "text": " Arkansas Department of Health with the five gifted what?"}, {"start": 787.84, "end": 789.8000000000001, "text": " Hey look, they modeled after me, they came, they said,"}, {"start": 789.8000000000001, "end": 792.2800000000001, "text": " yo, we need to model this cologne bottle"}, {"start": 792.2800000000001, "end": 794.0400000000001, "text": " after somebody we don't know who."}, {"start": 796.22, "end": 797.8000000000001, "text": " They said, would you like to do it?"}, {"start": 797.8000000000001, "end": 802.8000000000001, "text": " I said, man, I said, you know what?"}, {"start": 804.5600000000001, "end": 806.24, "text": " I'm feeling nice."}, {"start": 807.36, "end": 809.36, "text": " I'll go ahead and do it."}, {"start": 809.36, "end": 810.2, "text": " And I did it."}, {"start": 814.1600000000001, "end": 815.84, "text": " I did it, Chad."}, {"start": 815.84, "end": 824.8000000000001, "text": " So next time you see one of those bottles, just know that was your boy right there."}, {"start": 824.8000000000001, "end": 827.72, "text": " Just know that, okay?"}, {"start": 827.72, "end": 833.6, "text": " Yo, bend it with a thousand bits, double you bend it."}, {"start": 833.6, "end": 835.84, "text": " I said bits where I think you got to them, hopefully send them more."}, {"start": 835.84, "end": 836.84, "text": " You'll see this one."}, {"start": 836.84, "end": 837.84, "text": " I'm having a rough week."}, {"start": 837.84, "end": 840.12, "text": " Can you use some encouraging words for my favorite person?"}, {"start": 840.12, "end": 841.32, "text": " You keep my head up through your bad day."}, {"start": 841.32, "end": 842.96, "text": " Yo, hope everything gets all better for you."}, {"start": 842.96, "end": 843.96, "text": " Bend it."}, {"start": 843.96, "end": 844.96, "text": " The tough times always pass."}, {"start": 844.96, "end": 853.6, "text": " you've been and I appreciate that. Thank you. Um yo, Kerbal's with a thousand bits. High case reason"}, {"start": 853.6, "end": 858.24, "text": " my mama Linda passed away due to heart attack grab her funeral Monday. But so far with support"}, {"start": 858.24, "end": 862.0, "text": " through me through your streams, they make me laugh and distract me from what happened. I appreciate"}, {"start": 862.0, "end": 868.08, "text": " your light. Keep up what you're doing. Yo, W Kerbal's resting piece to your mama Linda. I hate"}, {"start": 868.08, "end": 873.2, "text": " to hear that. Appreciate you know, Kerbal's open. Thank you. Thank you. Totally space for"}, {"start": 873.2, "end": 880.9200000000001, "text": " for the five is saved with the five. Thank you. RIP. Okay, bet. Appreciate you. Flock W"}, {"start": 880.9200000000001, "end": 886.84, "text": " flock. Thank you. Okay, bet. Thank you. Tighten as well. W. Tighten. Appreciate"}, {"start": 886.84, "end": 895.36, "text": " that. Yo, breathe with 5,000 bits. W. Breathe with the 5,000 bits. Yo, what's"}, {"start": 895.36, "end": 899.36, "text": " up case? It's your favorite. Would you rather troll breathe from 2024? Hopefully"}, {"start": 899.36, "end": 903.4, "text": " things well also can you say hi to my boyfriend chase he's currently in the"}, {"start": 903.4, "end": 909.08, "text": " military yo was good chase w chase w brief please thank you mario with the five"}, {"start": 909.08, "end": 913.76, "text": " w more that's the real that's the real mario right there by the way chat the"}, {"start": 913.76, "end": 921.6800000000001, "text": " real mario is in the stream no joke the real mario is watching the stream dog no"}, {"start": 921.6800000000001, "end": 929.2800000000001, "text": " joke. You'll appreciate that Josh W. Josh as well. Hey, case you have any tips how to"}, {"start": 929.2800000000001, "end": 932.9200000000001, "text": " ask someone to be roommates for college? We're gonna have to change that Twitch"}, {"start": 932.9200000000001, "end": 939.0000000000001, "text": " name first off. Your Twitch name is Chris Redfields use napkin. That'll be a"}, {"start": 939.0000000000001, "end": 944.36, "text": " good start for you. But also I have absolutely no idea I did not go to"}, {"start": 944.36, "end": 948.2, "text": " college. I didn't know you asked someone to be a roommate for college. I"}, {"start": 948.2, "end": 951.5400000000001, "text": " I literally thought they just throw you in with somebody random."}, {"start": 951.5400000000001, "end": 954.2800000000001, "text": " That is news to me that you can choose who your roommate is."}, {"start": 954.2800000000001, "end": 956.6800000000001, "text": " I literally thought when you go to college,"}, {"start": 956.6800000000001, "end": 959.48, "text": " you just get thrown in a room with somebody random."}, {"start": 959.48, "end": 960.6, "text": " That's actually crazy."}, {"start": 960.6, "end": 962.2800000000001, "text": " I had no idea."}, {"start": 962.2800000000001, "end": 963.1800000000001, "text": " That's wild."}, {"start": 969.5600000000001, "end": 970.72, "text": " You do?"}, {"start": 970.72, "end": 971.72, "text": " Wait, really?"}, {"start": 974.32, "end": 975.84, "text": " You can do either one?"}, {"start": 978.2, "end": 991.72, "text": " No, I didn't even go to college so I have no roommate, you know, yo, Kiki with the thousand"}, {"start": 991.72, "end": 997.32, "text": " bits, hey, case April, uh, what's also been a wild ride month by car stalls so much on"}, {"start": 997.32, "end": 999.2, "text": " the highway, they completely died on me."}, {"start": 999.2, "end": 1001.44, "text": " Some kind person had to help me push it off the road."}, {"start": 1001.44, "end": 1003.32, "text": " Hey, I've been there though."}, {"start": 1003.32, "end": 1005.32, "text": " Hey, I've been there."}, {"start": 1005.32, "end": 1006.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1006.32, "end": 1011.6, "text": " Okay, but I looked that up, oh thank you Kiki W Kiki for real, thank you."}, {"start": 1011.6, "end": 1016.12, "text": " Okay, man, I appreciate you Amika as well, I got you as well, Mika, thank you."}, {"start": 1016.12, "end": 1021.32, "text": " Yo, terrific with the T and get the W, terrific with the T and get the W."}, {"start": 1021.32, "end": 1025.96, "text": " Can I be your roommate case?"}, {"start": 1025.96, "end": 1032.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1032.8, "end": 1045.8, "text": " you may not. I already have a roommate. She pops in on the stream every now and then."}, {"start": 1045.8, "end": 1051.36, "text": " She's probably sitting on the back porch right now, wallowing in dirt, getting absolutely"}, {"start": 1051.3600000000001, "end": 1065.5200000000002, "text": " filthy. Because she's been doing that. Bro, ever since we fixed the screen on the on"}, {"start": 1065.5200000000002, "end": 1070.2800000000002, "text": " the the back porch, bro, she's I've been letting her out there all day. And she's"}, {"start": 1070.2800000000002, "end": 1075.2400000000002, "text": " just finding it just just getting absolutely filthy, man. It's unreal."}, {"start": 1076.2, "end": 1078.2, "text": " It's it's unreal, dude"}, {"start": 1081.64, "end": 1089.52, "text": " What is up with cats wanting to get as dirty as possible which I guess dogs do that too though, you know what I mean"}, {"start": 1094.54, "end": 1102.66, "text": " When you do fan mail I'm gonna do fan mail tomorrow 100% we're doing some fan mail tomorrow tomorrow. We do it fan mail"}, {"start": 1102.66, "end": 1109.66, "text": " Tamaa! Tamaa."}, {"start": 1109.66, "end": 1116.66, "text": " Aren't cats more hygienic than dogs? Oh yeah."}, {"start": 1116.66, "end": 1121.66, "text": " Oh yeah. Easily."}, {"start": 1128.66, "end": 1130.66, "text": " Yo, I appreciate that."}, {"start": 1130.66, "end": 1132.3000000000002, "text": " Uh, uh, uh, you're done."}, {"start": 1132.3000000000002, "end": 1133.98, "text": " W you're done with a thousand bits."}, {"start": 1133.98, "end": 1134.94, "text": " Appreciate that, man."}, {"start": 1134.94, "end": 1135.5, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1136.02, "end": 1137.38, "text": " W you're done for real."}, {"start": 1137.38, "end": 1138.22, "text": " I appreciate you."}, {"start": 1142.0600000000002, "end": 1143.18, "text": " How's your voice?"}, {"start": 1143.24, "end": 1153.3400000000001, "text": " It's about, it's about, I would say 80% right now."}, {"start": 1154.9, "end": 1156.94, "text": " I would say it's about 80%."}, {"start": 1156.94, "end": 1163.94, "text": " Not a hun done or nothing, but about 80."}, {"start": 1163.94, "end": 1171.94, "text": " It's my 19th birthday Saturday. Can you tell Katelyn happy birthday? You'll happy birthday. Happy 19th birthday Katelyn."}, {"start": 1171.94, "end": 1174.94, "text": " Chat's okay with a happy birthday. Happy birthday Katelyn."}, {"start": 1174.94, "end": 1182.94, "text": " Matter of fact, I'm going to go ahead and get my stack started."}, {"start": 1186.94, "end": 1196.94, "text": " I'm going to go ahead and get my stack started, buddy."}, {"start": 1196.94, "end": 1202.94, "text": " Kobe, and I made it."}, {"start": 1202.94, "end": 1205.94, "text": " Chad, look, you got to stay ahead of the curve here."}, {"start": 1205.94, "end": 1207.94, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1207.94, "end": 1211.94, "text": " You got to stay ahead."}, {"start": 1211.94, "end": 1215.94, "text": " Got to."}, {"start": 1215.94, "end": 1225.94, "text": " Okay. Okay."}, {"start": 1225.94, "end": 1232.94, "text": " Want to be drug buddies? No, I don't do drugs. What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 1232.94, "end": 1235.94, "text": " Are you going to play Subliminal Part 2? No."}, {"start": 1235.94, "end": 1237.94, "text": " Next question."}, {"start": 1237.94, "end": 1244.94, "text": " Matter of fact, you already knew the answer to that. You were just asking it to try to kill my vibe."}, {"start": 1244.94, "end": 1254.46, "text": " You already knew the answer to that question."}, {"start": 1254.46, "end": 1255.8600000000001, "text": " When are you going to collab with moist?"}, {"start": 1255.8600000000001, "end": 1256.54, "text": " Hey, whenever."}, {"start": 1256.54, "end": 1259.8600000000001, "text": " Moist my guy, moist my homie."}, {"start": 1259.8600000000001, "end": 1260.3400000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 1265.46, "end": 1267.9, "text": " W, moisticle."}, {"start": 1267.9, "end": 1269.3, "text": " Moisticle's a good guy."}, {"start": 1269.3, "end": 1276.98, "text": " your favorite resident evil from two to four we make for"}, {"start": 1276.98, "end": 1288.5, "text": " resident before we make easily now I don't know look resident evil nine golden we need"}, {"start": 1288.5, "end": 1292.34, "text": " another resident evil game to come out chat and I'm gonna lie we just had one come out"}, {"start": 1292.34, "end": 1296.34, "text": " I don't even care. We need another one already."}, {"start": 1300.34, "end": 1306.34, "text": " Already need another one. We need one every, we need one every, every, every, you know, day."}, {"start": 1308.34, "end": 1310.34, "text": " New Resident Evil every day, man."}, {"start": 1313.34, "end": 1317.34, "text": " Have you played the new one? Oh, buddy. Have I ever?"}, {"start": 1318.34, "end": 1320.34, "text": " Yes, I absolutely have."}, {"start": 1322.34, "end": 1326.34, "text": " What's your favorite Siege operator?"}, {"start": 1331.34, "end": 1335.34, "text": " I don't even know a- of a Siege operator."}, {"start": 1340.34, "end": 1345.34, "text": " The only time I played Siege in the past five years was that couple times when I did with Jinx."}, {"start": 1345.34, "end": 1347.34, "text": " I don't know none of them."}, {"start": 1347.34, "end": 1363.56, "text": " like I'm a like I'm a seasoned siege player or something seasoned siege player you know"}, {"start": 1363.56, "end": 1374.12, "text": " what season player I am though oh you already all you already know oh you should already"}, {"start": 1374.1200000000001, "end": 1389.48, "text": " know buster you already should already should know already know oh you'll know"}, {"start": 1390.3600000000001, "end": 1392.76, "text": " Hey, you'll know buddy"}, {"start": 1394.0, "end": 1397.64, "text": " You'll know in about five seconds for"}, {"start": 1398.68, "end": 1400.24, "text": " three"}, {"start": 1400.24, "end": 1402.24, "text": " two"}, {"start": 1402.24, "end": 1403.88, "text": " one"}, {"start": 1403.88, "end": 1405.88, "text": " One and a half"}, {"start": 1406.1200000000001, "end": 1408.1200000000001, "text": " half of one"}, {"start": 1408.76, "end": 1410.76, "text": " 0.25 exactly"}, {"start": 1415.56, "end": 1417.56, "text": " Exactly"}, {"start": 1419.48, "end": 1424.48, "text": " I play buckshot in a minute, bro."}, {"start": 1424.48, "end": 1430.48, "text": " Let me see if the general on."}, {"start": 1430.48, "end": 1435.48, "text": " Play it. I might play it after."}, {"start": 1435.48, "end": 1441.48, "text": " See if the general on!"}, {"start": 1441.48, "end": 1448.48, "text": " Play league. Play butt cheek clap 12."}, {"start": 1448.48, "end": 1455.48, "text": " No. Let me check that."}, {"start": 1455.48, "end": 1468.48, "text": " Stop. Please. Stitch from Lilo and stitch."}, {"start": 1468.48, "end": 1476.4, "text": " I'm not a big enough."}, {"start": 1476.4, "end": 1486.88, "text": " Nothing much here."}, {"start": 1486.88, "end": 1496.64, "text": " Stitch I'm not a big enough we low and stitch fan to get this brother."}, {"start": 1496.64, "end": 1513.94, "text": " you know what I mean? I'm really not. I mean I'll get it just to add value to it. So when"}, {"start": 1513.94, "end": 1520.24, "text": " I sell this account it'll be worth like $5,000 at some point. I'll get it just to add value"}, {"start": 1520.24, "end": 1524.72, "text": " you to it. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1529.16, "end": 1530.32, "text": " Yeah, y'all see what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 1532.52, "end": 1533.68, "text": " Y'all see what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 1536.0, "end": 1537.16, "text": " Who wants to buy my account?"}, {"start": 1537.16, "end": 1542.04, "text": " Chad, I got $5,000. You can buy my account right now."}, {"start": 1542.04, "end": 1551.8, "text": " You can only have the fall guys part of it though"}, {"start": 1558.36, "end": 1560.36, "text": " That's it I"}, {"start": 1562.8, "end": 1567.2, "text": " Got 70 can I buy it? No, bro. I don't put too much money into it"}, {"start": 1569.72, "end": 1571.72, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1572.04, "end": 1579.04, "text": " Five dollars!"}, {"start": 1579.04, "end": 1586.04, "text": " You done lost your mind!"}, {"start": 1586.04, "end": 1593.04, "text": " Five dollars!"}, {"start": 1593.04, "end": 1600.04, "text": " Five thousand!"}, {"start": 1600.04, "end": 1607.04, "text": " I think that's how you say it, thank you!"}, {"start": 1607.04, "end": 1610.04, "text": " Crazy, Wett!"}, {"start": 1610.04, "end": 1620.04, "text": " I'm about to get a one and gone right here, watch me!"}, {"start": 1620.04, "end": 1627.04, "text": " I'm insane!"}, {"start": 1627.04, "end": 1629.04, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 1641.6, "end": 1643.6, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 1645.6, "end": 1647.6, "text": " You gotta be kidding me"}, {"start": 1647.6000000000001, "end": 1672.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, this goober, you're about to get lapped."}, {"start": 1672.6000000000001, "end": 1673.6000000000001, "text": " First place!"}, {"start": 1673.6000000000001, "end": 1674.6000000000001, "text": " Crazy, baby!"}, {"start": 1674.6000000000001, "end": 1675.6000000000001, "text": " Almost laughed him, Dukes!"}, {"start": 1675.6000000000001, "end": 1676.6000000000001, "text": " Click!"}, {"start": 1676.6000000000001, "end": 1677.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1677.6000000000001, "end": 1678.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1678.6000000000001, "end": 1679.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1679.6000000000001, "end": 1680.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1680.6000000000001, "end": 1681.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1681.6000000000001, "end": 1682.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1682.6000000000001, "end": 1683.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1683.6000000000001, "end": 1684.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1684.6000000000001, "end": 1685.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1685.6000000000001, "end": 1686.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1686.6000000000001, "end": 1688.6000000000001, "text": " Almost locked him, Goose!"}, {"start": 1697.6000000000001, "end": 1698.6000000000001, "text": " Clang!"}, {"start": 1708.6000000000001, "end": 1709.6000000000001, "text": " Clang!"}, {"start": 1716.6000000000001, "end": 1746.44, "text": " clean. GG. GG. This one is the one that has the weird ending part, bro."}, {"start": 1746.44, "end": 1748.44, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 1753.72, "end": 1755.72, "text": " What is this music? Cinema!"}, {"start": 1760.2, "end": 1761.72, "text": " Cinema is what it is!"}, {"start": 1766.52, "end": 1768.52, "text": " Straight cinema!"}, {"start": 1776.44, "end": 1792.02, "text": " As long as I don't down in here, I should be good."}, {"start": 1792.02, "end": 1803.18, "text": " Yo, get this pig in the top hat off of me, man."}, {"start": 1803.18, "end": 1806.06, "text": " You have no family that loves you, bro."}, {"start": 1806.06, "end": 1813.2, "text": " really don't see that is grabbing me the whole lobby because your life's in"}, {"start": 1813.2, "end": 1823.48, "text": " shambles dog it's crazy actually crazy bro you're sitting there grabbing me the"}, {"start": 1823.48, "end": 1828.48, "text": " the whole time the whole time"}, {"start": 1829.48, "end": 1832.48, "text": " Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 1835.48, "end": 1842.48, "text": " you know what are your servers buddy buddy you ain't getting my server man"}, {"start": 1843.48, "end": 1847.48, "text": " because you know why because that's why"}, {"start": 1847.48, "end": 1854.8, "text": " That's why."}, {"start": 1854.8, "end": 1857.8, "text": " You hear me?"}, {"start": 1857.8, "end": 1865.6, "text": " It's I."}, {"start": 1865.6, "end": 1876.0, "text": " It's I because watch this."}, {"start": 1876.0, "end": 1878.0, "text": " Because watch this"}, {"start": 1884.48, "end": 1886.48, "text": " It's all right. What's this"}, {"start": 1892.56, "end": 1894.7, "text": " It's side because what's this"}, {"start": 1899.44, "end": 1901.44, "text": " It's alright because what's this"}, {"start": 1906.0, "end": 1913.0, "text": " It's I!"}, {"start": 1919.0, "end": 1924.0, "text": " It's I!"}, {"start": 1936.0, "end": 1952.72, "text": " I'm breaking a new world record about the I'm about to do 50 cough drops to stream"}, {"start": 1952.72, "end": 1974.56, "text": " I'm about to break a record for real should I do it 50"}, {"start": 1982.72, "end": 1989.72, "text": " I'm flying baby!"}, {"start": 2012.72, "end": 2034.48, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2034.48, "end": 2041.26, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2041.26, "end": 2046.7, "text": " Yes, absolutely."}, {"start": 2046.7, "end": 2051.26, "text": " Meekoo die?"}, {"start": 2051.26, "end": 2053.26, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 2053.26, "end": 2058.82, "text": " Flantic factory!"}, {"start": 2058.82, "end": 2063.82, "text": " It's flantic!"}, {"start": 2063.82, "end": 2083.82, "text": " Watch this. I'm about to get first place right here. Hello?"}, {"start": 2083.82, "end": 2100.82, "text": " I fear this is mine big dog go ahead and fuck out on it."}, {"start": 2100.82, "end": 2101.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2101.82, "end": 2106.82, "text": " Wait, flippie's a real one did you beat that?"}, {"start": 2106.82, "end": 2109.82, "text": " Yo flippies a real one for that if you see that!"}, {"start": 2113.82, "end": 2115.82, "text": " Yo bro a real one!"}, {"start": 2120.82, "end": 2122.82, "text": " How do you get over there?"}, {"start": 2122.82, "end": 2123.82, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2126.82, "end": 2128.82, "text": " Don't panic that's the key do not panic."}, {"start": 2132.82, "end": 2134.82, "text": " Never panic in this game bro."}, {"start": 2134.82, "end": 2147.1400000000003, "text": " If you pan it, that's when stuff starts going bad."}, {"start": 2147.1400000000003, "end": 2151.26, "text": " Just know you will get some at some point."}, {"start": 2151.26, "end": 2161.6600000000003, "text": " You may be like, no, I don't get no buttons."}, {"start": 2161.66, "end": 2175.74, "text": " will fall into place as it should. Okay, I'm not falling. Like, bro, can I get a button"}, {"start": 2175.74, "end": 2182.14, "text": " to spawn? This game's actually so bad. Bro, can I get like a button to spawn anywhere"}, {"start": 2182.14, "end": 2187.42, "text": " near me, dog? Like, what do I got to do? Everybody else getting a button to spawn literally"}, {"start": 2187.42, "end": 2194.5, "text": " like oh my goodness like can I get a button to spawn I'm over here running"}, {"start": 2194.5, "end": 2199.06, "text": " all the way around the map and there's just nothing every button that pops up"}, {"start": 2199.06, "end": 2205.06, "text": " it just spawns beside somebody else like what what like what"}, {"start": 2207.42, "end": 2213.1800000000003, "text": " golly the streak is dead bro it's been two games I'm gonna need you to relax"}, {"start": 2213.18, "end": 2222.06, "text": " a little bit calm down man calm down"}, {"start": 2222.06, "end": 2232.06, "text": " It's all right."}, {"start": 2232.06, "end": 2237.06, "text": " Calm down."}, {"start": 2237.06, "end": 2241.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2241.06, "end": 2243.06, "text": " Calm down, buddy."}, {"start": 2243.06, "end": 2249.06, "text": " The streak is not dead."}, {"start": 2249.06, "end": 2251.98, "text": " I mean, been two games."}, {"start": 2269.94, "end": 2272.38, "text": " Matter of fact, watch this."}, {"start": 2272.38, "end": 2274.38, "text": " You done made me mad."}, {"start": 2274.38, "end": 2277.18, "text": " Now I got to go super gamer mode."}, {"start": 2309.06, "end": 2311.06, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 2311.06, "end": 2313.06, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 2317.06, "end": 2319.06, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2319.06, "end": 2321.06, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 2321.06, "end": 2323.06, "text": " Whoo!"}, {"start": 2323.06, "end": 2325.06, "text": " Hammer Shrap!"}, {"start": 2325.06, "end": 2327.06, "text": " Booo!"}, {"start": 2327.06, "end": 2329.06, "text": " Whoo!"}, {"start": 2329.06, "end": 2331.06, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 2331.06, "end": 2333.06, "text": " Whoo!"}, {"start": 2333.06, "end": 2335.06, "text": " Hammer Shrap!"}, {"start": 2335.06, "end": 2337.06, "text": " Booo!"}, {"start": 2337.06, "end": 2344.06, "text": " Oh, that's beautiful dog!"}, {"start": 2367.06, "end": 2374.06, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 2374.06, "end": 2400.06, "text": " I'm going to show you how to do it."}, {"start": 2400.06, "end": 2419.82, "text": " You all know the best split Monday chest and triceps Tuesday's back and arms Wednesday"}, {"start": 2419.82, "end": 2428.9, "text": " legs Thursday shoulders Friday is another back and arm day and then uh no no no Friday's"}, {"start": 2428.9, "end": 2435.78, "text": " rest this Saturday is another back-and-arm and it's Sunday west you're welcome"}, {"start": 2488.9, "end": 2492.3, "text": " designated day you simpleton it's just thrown in"}, {"start": 2499.6600000000003, "end": 2501.6600000000003, "text": " No abs no I ain't trying to abs"}, {"start": 2504.5, "end": 2506.5, "text": " The loss of mine"}, {"start": 2515.06, "end": 2517.1800000000003, "text": " Why not cuz I don't want to"}, {"start": 2518.9, "end": 2522.34, "text": " I ain't trying to go win a mr. Olympia"}, {"start": 2527.86, "end": 2533.64, "text": " Train have you done lost your mind I ain't 19 years old no more. I don't got old"}, {"start": 2545.3, "end": 2547.3, "text": " That's one of the pipe"}, {"start": 2548.9, "end": 2550.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2574.32, "end": 2577.7000000000003, "text": " Hate everything first one in the pipe though"}, {"start": 2578.9, "end": 2585.9, "text": " The comeback begins."}, {"start": 2585.9, "end": 2592.9, "text": " There's a chance!"}, {"start": 2592.9, "end": 2599.9, "text": " There's a chance!"}, {"start": 2599.9, "end": 2606.9, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2606.9, "end": 2608.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2611.1, "end": 2613.1, "text": " Wait what oh"}, {"start": 2623.06, "end": 2625.06, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 2636.9, "end": 2646.3, "text": " Okay. I legitimately thought I got the last spot right there. I legitimately thought I"}, {"start": 2646.3, "end": 2651.1800000000003, "text": " did. Chad, did y'all not think I got in? It said eight of ten. There was three of us"}, {"start": 2651.1800000000003, "end": 2656.7000000000003, "text": " on there. The other dude fell. And where did the like the whole other one go? Where was"}, {"start": 2656.7000000000003, "end": 2658.7000000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2661.0200000000004, "end": 2664.6600000000003, "text": " Where where did I where was I had in the picture chat I was right there I"}, {"start": 2668.38, "end": 2670.38, "text": " Should have got the tis spot"}, {"start": 2673.82, "end": 2676.5800000000004, "text": " Huh, whatever"}, {"start": 2679.1400000000003, "end": 2681.34, "text": " Robbed true I got robbed"}, {"start": 2681.34, "end": 2687.46, "text": " true that's the only explanation the only explanation is that I got robbed"}, {"start": 2687.46, "end": 2693.7000000000003, "text": " you're right thank you for saying that thank you for saying that you're right"}, {"start": 2693.7000000000003, "end": 2704.3, "text": " yeah true actually wait you're actually just right man yeah you right you are"}, {"start": 2704.3, "end": 2717.5, "text": " right. Absolutely right even. Watch this. Watch this."}, {"start": 2717.5, "end": 2719.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2730.46, "end": 2738.82, "text": " You saw I commanded the door to open oh my goodness"}, {"start": 2747.5, "end": 2757.04, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 2757.04, "end": 2772.68, "text": " Yup, yup, yep."}, {"start": 2772.68, "end": 2774.68, "text": " clean"}, {"start": 2781.8399999999997, "end": 2783.8399999999997, "text": " Gg yeah"}, {"start": 2832.68, "end": 2842.68, "text": " No, I hate it!"}, {"start": 2842.68, "end": 2850.68, "text": " Wow, you suck!"}, {"start": 2850.68, "end": 2855.68, "text": " Yo, you are terrible!"}, {"start": 2855.68, "end": 2858.68, "text": " Oh my goodness, you ain't me bud."}, {"start": 2863.68, "end": 2864.68, "text": " I am the method."}, {"start": 2869.68, "end": 2873.68, "text": " Keep trying though, Buster. See you in the next round bud."}, {"start": 2875.68, "end": 2877.68, "text": " Hey, see you in the next round bud."}, {"start": 2880.68, "end": 2882.68, "text": " Yo broke it with the fire, thank you."}, {"start": 2885.68, "end": 2908.2799999999997, "text": " You got to be messed up, you got to be messed up, you won't try to take my things, no."}, {"start": 2908.2799999999997, "end": 2911.08, "text": " Yo bro's world with the fire."}, {"start": 2911.08, "end": 2923.08, "text": " I think I have currently the world record for this. I think I got it like two days ago. It was the craziest thing ever y'all remember that chat it was walled"}, {"start": 2923.08, "end": 2925.08, "text": " Miss Daisy with the fire"}, {"start": 2925.08, "end": 2927.08, "text": " W Miss Daisy"}, {"start": 2927.08, "end": 2929.08, "text": " Who with the fire again thank you"}, {"start": 2929.08, "end": 2931.08, "text": " I think I got it"}, {"start": 2931.08, "end": 2933.08, "text": " I think I got it"}, {"start": 2933.08, "end": 2935.08, "text": " I think I got it"}, {"start": 2935.08, "end": 2937.08, "text": " I think I got it"}, {"start": 2937.08, "end": 2939.08, "text": " I think I got it"}, {"start": 2939.08, "end": 2944.08, "text": " with the father game. Thank you."}, {"start": 2944.08, "end": 2945.08, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2955.08, "end": 2956.08, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 2962.08, "end": 2963.08, "text": " Oh ho ho!"}, {"start": 2969.08, "end": 2994.08, "text": " When I'm kind of crazy no joke for real."}, {"start": 3024.08, "end": 3026.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3054.08, "end": 3056.08, "text": " I hope you enjoyed this video."}, {"start": 3056.08, "end": 3058.08, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 3058.08, "end": 3060.08, "text": " I'll see you in the next video."}, {"start": 3084.08, "end": 3086.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3174.08, "end": 3184.08, "text": " Okay, that's the last one."}, {"start": 3184.08, "end": 3209.36, "text": " Okay, that's the last time I can take that round."}, {"start": 3209.36, "end": 3211.36, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 3229.6800000000003, "end": 3231.6800000000003, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm unbelievable."}, {"start": 3234.2400000000002, "end": 3236.2400000000002, "text": " Wait a minute, I'm crazy with it."}, {"start": 3236.2400000000002, "end": 3243.2400000000002, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 3243.2400000000002, "end": 3250.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, that ain't good."}, {"start": 3250.2400000000002, "end": 3251.2400000000002, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3251.2400000000002, "end": 3252.2400000000002, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3252.2400000000002, "end": 3257.2400000000002, "text": " God, leave the whole map was gone!"}, {"start": 3257.2400000000002, "end": 3260.2400000000002, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 3260.2400000000002, "end": 3266.2400000000002, "text": " Bro, the whole map was gone, man!"}, {"start": 3266.2400000000002, "end": 3269.2400000000002, "text": " God, leave!"}, {"start": 3269.2400000000002, "end": 3272.2400000000002, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 3278.2400000000002, "end": 3281.2400000000002, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 3281.2400000000002, "end": 3284.2400000000002, "text": " Yo, Barley, I want to see a thank you!"}, {"start": 3290.2400000000002, "end": 3292.2400000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3296.8, "end": 3299.0800000000004, "text": " Check the whole map was gone"}, {"start": 3305.5200000000004, "end": 3308.6800000000003, "text": " Well, I looked over to the right there was no"}, {"start": 3309.36, "end": 3313.2400000000002, "text": " platforms left because when I got to the end of mine, I'm like, uh-oh"}, {"start": 3314.32, "end": 3319.44, "text": " This ain't good. And then I look over. There's just nothing bro. Look"}, {"start": 3320.2400000000002, "end": 3327.2400000000002, "text": " My heart about to blow up."}, {"start": 3327.2400000000002, "end": 3330.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3330.2400000000002, "end": 3333.2400000000002, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 3333.2400000000002, "end": 3340.2400000000002, "text": " Bro, look!"}, {"start": 3340.2400000000002, "end": 3344.2400000000002, "text": " Cause right here I'm like, alright."}, {"start": 3344.2400000000002, "end": 3347.2400000000002, "text": " Once I jump up here, I'm like, uh-oh."}, {"start": 3347.2400000000002, "end": 3359.1400000000003, "text": " nothing left after this. You know what I mean? There's nothing left. But you know what I"}, {"start": 3359.1400000000003, "end": 3366.2200000000003, "text": " held faith. I said, you know what? There's nothing left here, but it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 3366.2200000000003, "end": 3372.2200000000003, "text": " Oh that dude everything was gone."}, {"start": 3372.2200000000003, "end": 3381.0200000000004, "text": " There was actually no play here bro."}, {"start": 3381.0200000000004, "end": 3383.1800000000003, "text": " Legitimately no play here."}, {"start": 3383.1800000000003, "end": 3386.0200000000004, "text": " Look at me Coob bruh."}, {"start": 3386.0200000000004, "end": 3391.0200000000004, "text": " Just with nowhere to go bro."}, {"start": 3391.02, "end": 3402.02, "text": " We'll just know where to go, man! Just over with! Bruh!"}, {"start": 3402.02, "end": 3414.02, "text": " Hey, you know what that's called, don't ya? You know what that's called, though? That's called aura, buddy."}, {"start": 3414.02, "end": 3421.02, "text": " That's what we call that."}, {"start": 3421.02, "end": 3424.02, "text": " That's what we call aura right there."}, {"start": 3424.02, "end": 3425.02, "text": " Buckshot."}, {"start": 3425.02, "end": 3427.02, "text": " Yeah, I'll do a round of buck shots as I said I would."}, {"start": 3427.02, "end": 3428.02, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 3428.02, "end": 3429.02, "text": " It's been a minute."}, {"start": 3429.02, "end": 3432.02, "text": " I might be a little rusty."}, {"start": 3432.02, "end": 3434.02, "text": " I got 25 hours in buckshot."}, {"start": 3434.02, "end": 3435.02, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 3435.02, "end": 3437.02, "text": " I'm a nerd."}, {"start": 3437.02, "end": 3439.02, "text": " I'm a nerd."}, {"start": 3439.02, "end": 3441.02, "text": " I'm a nerd."}, {"start": 3441.02, "end": 3443.02, "text": " I'm a nerd."}, {"start": 3443.02, "end": 3450.02, "text": " I'm a nerd, bruh."}, {"start": 3450.02, "end": 3459.02, "text": " Yo, Anna with a T and thank you."}, {"start": 3459.02, "end": 3461.02, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 3461.02, "end": 3465.02, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 3465.02, "end": 3468.02, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 3468.02, "end": 3469.02, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 3469.02, "end": 3475.02, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 3475.02, "end": 3483.02, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 3483.02, "end": 3484.02, "text": " Drake with the five kids."}, {"start": 3484.02, "end": 3489.02, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3489.02, "end": 3493.02, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 3493.02, "end": 3497.02, "text": " What's the name going to be?"}, {"start": 3497.02, "end": 3499.42, "text": " What's the name, y'all? What are we thinking?"}, {"start": 3501.34, "end": 3502.34, "text": " What's the name?"}, {"start": 3511.46, "end": 3512.46, "text": " B.B.L.?"}, {"start": 3514.1, "end": 3515.3, "text": " Oh, I don't rock that."}, {"start": 3516.62, "end": 3518.62, "text": " I see him for the dealer with the fire."}, {"start": 3527.02, "end": 3528.02, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 3530.52, "end": 3532.02, "text": " BDL."}, {"start": 3532.02, "end": 3533.02, "text": " Mid-item."}, {"start": 3534.02, "end": 3535.02, "text": " Mid-item."}, {"start": 3535.02, "end": 3536.02, "text": " Great item."}, {"start": 3536.02, "end": 3538.02, "text": " Okay, I'll rock with it, whatever."}, {"start": 3542.02, "end": 3544.02, "text": " Three and three."}, {"start": 3544.02, "end": 3546.02, "text": " And with the chance, thank you."}, {"start": 3546.02, "end": 3548.02, "text": " Three and three."}, {"start": 3548.02, "end": 3550.02, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 3550.02, "end": 3572.9, "text": " That was a blank round, which means there's three live rounds, two blank rounds remaining."}, {"start": 3572.9, "end": 3576.54, "text": " The very last shell is a live round that doesn't help us here."}, {"start": 3576.54, "end": 3579.18, "text": " Look at his items compared to mine, by the way."}, {"start": 3579.1800000000003, "end": 3585.1800000000003, "text": " That is a travesty dog! An absolute travesty, dude!"}, {"start": 3600.1800000000003, "end": 3603.1800000000003, "text": " And he's gone cop because he's a loser!"}, {"start": 3603.1800000000003, "end": 3610.1800000000003, "text": " Oh my goodness, he just sold so bad it's unbelievable."}, {"start": 3610.1800000000003, "end": 3625.1800000000003, "text": " Chad, the beaver does fell off."}, {"start": 3625.1800000000003, "end": 3631.1800000000003, "text": " Big dog, that's a blank round I fear."}, {"start": 3631.1800000000003, "end": 3638.86, "text": " good try though yeah yeah good good good try buddy put the gun down okay put put"}, {"start": 3638.86, "end": 3643.1000000000004, "text": " put put the put the gun down buster what did you really think was gonna happen"}, {"start": 3643.1000000000004, "end": 3646.7400000000002, "text": " there huh go to sleep"}, {"start": 3646.7400000000002, "end": 3658.94, "text": " The dealer's no match for me."}, {"start": 3658.94, "end": 3668.2200000000003, "text": " Oh lord, have mercy that ain't good."}, {"start": 3668.2200000000003, "end": 3677.8, "text": " I mean it's four for four and I have no other items besides two adrenaline shots."}, {"start": 3677.8, "end": 3679.3, "text": " I mean what do you do bud?"}, {"start": 3679.3, "end": 3680.3, "text": " You know, it's 50-50."}, {"start": 3680.3, "end": 3681.3, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 3681.3, "end": 3682.3, "text": " Yo, dot with the five."}, {"start": 3682.3, "end": 3683.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3683.3, "end": 3684.3, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 3684.3, "end": 3686.3, "text": " I'm glad that was live, buddy."}, {"start": 3686.3, "end": 3687.3, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 3687.3, "end": 3694.3, "text": " Yo, dawg with the fire!"}, {"start": 3694.3, "end": 3695.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3695.3, "end": 3696.3, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 3696.3, "end": 3701.3, "text": " I'm glad that was live, buddy!"}, {"start": 3701.3, "end": 3702.3, "text": " Golly!"}, {"start": 3702.3, "end": 3709.3, "text": " That's a live, you soul, G.J."}, {"start": 3709.3, "end": 3711.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3711.3, "end": 3718.3, "text": " The odds are this next one's a blank, so I'm gonna steal one of his reversals right here."}, {"start": 3741.3, "end": 3743.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3753.1400000000003, "end": 3755.1400000000003, "text": " Buster"}, {"start": 3756.42, "end": 3761.38, "text": " Mid great great great, okay"}, {"start": 3766.1000000000004, "end": 3768.1000000000004, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 3768.1000000000004, "end": 3770.1000000000004, "text": " three and three"}, {"start": 3771.3, "end": 3775.3, "text": " Three blanks, three laths."}, {"start": 3788.3, "end": 3789.3, "text": " The third one is live."}, {"start": 3789.3, "end": 3792.3, "text": " Steal this cuffs and all because you're just going to steal mine right back."}, {"start": 3792.3, "end": 3796.3, "text": " I'd be better off taking a stone here, which is what I'm going to do."}, {"start": 3801.3, "end": 3803.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3821.02, "end": 3823.02, "text": " Live"}, {"start": 3823.02, "end": 3834.46, "text": " now unless it's all three blanks in a row this one's or unless it's all three"}, {"start": 3834.46, "end": 3839.7, "text": " lives in a row which they would never do that this next one's blank than life if"}, {"start": 3839.7, "end": 3844.2599999999998, "text": " this is live this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen okay thank you he's dead"}, {"start": 3844.26, "end": 3865.5400000000004, "text": " he's dead rest in peace dealer it's all a numbers game it's all a numbers game"}, {"start": 3865.54, "end": 3866.54, "text": " Same dude."}, {"start": 3868.54, "end": 3869.54, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 3870.54, "end": 3872.54, "text": " My number's mid."}, {"start": 3873.54, "end": 3876.54, "text": " And the game is over. Goodbye."}, {"start": 3880.54, "end": 3882.54, "text": " Three blanks to five."}, {"start": 3895.54, "end": 3900.54, "text": " Please be blank."}, {"start": 3900.54, "end": 3902.54, "text": " That was a blank."}, {"start": 3902.54, "end": 3905.54, "text": " So now it's 50-50, now it's two blanks, two lives."}, {"start": 3913.54, "end": 3915.54, "text": " Two blanks!"}, {"start": 3925.54, "end": 3927.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3955.54, "end": 3972.3, "text": " It's like you do the correct move where the odds favor you and it just doesn't work out"}, {"start": 3972.3, "end": 3974.7, "text": " because this game's stupid."}, {"start": 3974.7, "end": 3975.7, "text": " It's incredible."}, {"start": 3975.7000000000003, "end": 3989.38, "text": " There's no such thing as selling when it's a 50-50 chance, by the way."}, {"start": 3989.38, "end": 3990.38, "text": " Now it's 4 and 4?"}, {"start": 3990.38, "end": 3991.38, "text": " Oh, I'm dead."}, {"start": 3991.38, "end": 3998.38, "text": " I got to risk it for the peels, I have to."}, {"start": 3998.38, "end": 4003.38, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4003.38, "end": 4005.38, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 4021.08, "end": 4023.58, "text": " I'm dead though, cause he has a knife man!"}, {"start": 4033.38, "end": 4044.38, "text": " What's his name?"}, {"start": 4044.38, "end": 4045.38, "text": " PBL."}, {"start": 4045.38, "end": 4057.38, "text": " You ain't got the guts to shoot me."}, {"start": 4057.38, "end": 4070.1, "text": " I don't know what's I can't like what do I do bro like what do I do here like it's 5050 man"}, {"start": 4076.6600000000003, "end": 4078.1, "text": " stone cold"}, {"start": 4117.38, "end": 4124.38, "text": " Some people just got all the luck, huh, Chad?"}, {"start": 4124.38, "end": 4133.38, "text": " Hey, Chad, some people just got all the luck, don't they?"}, {"start": 4133.38, "end": 4143.38, "text": " Don't they?"}, {"start": 4143.38, "end": 4153.38, "text": " every skill sport is luck."}, {"start": 4153.38, "end": 4156.74, "text": " Good race, luck."}, {"start": 4164.68, "end": 4166.38, "text": " You know, luck."}, {"start": 4176.18, "end": 4178.08, "text": " Cassandra with the five gifted,"}, {"start": 4178.08, "end": 4180.68, "text": " W. Cassandra with the five gifted,"}, {"start": 4180.68, "end": 4182.9800000000005, "text": " thank you Cassandra"}, {"start": 4182.9800000000005, "end": 4201.500000000001, "text": " What was that horse game y'all telling me to play a wall bank?"}, {"start": 4201.5, "end": 4204.04, "text": " Yo poo with the five, W poo with the five."}, {"start": 4213.58, "end": 4214.78, "text": " What was it called?"}, {"start": 4219.1, "end": 4221.42, "text": " Horsey game, hold up."}, {"start": 4225.26, "end": 4226.86, "text": " Is her game gonna be that one?"}, {"start": 4231.5, "end": 4251.3, "text": " horsey game it better be good bro that's the way that's the one yeah that's the one"}, {"start": 4251.3, "end": 4259.42, "text": " Emma with the five W Emma with the five. Oh my goodness dog"}, {"start": 4268.38, "end": 4274.14, "text": " Bro if my face cam wasn't on full screen right there dude. Oh my goodness, bro"}, {"start": 4275.34, "end": 4278.06, "text": " You actually don't understand how bad that would have been"}, {"start": 4278.06, "end": 4283.84, "text": " like there's there's oh my goodness it's indescribable"}, {"start": 4284.56, "end": 4287.8, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 4288.46, "end": 4298.8, "text": " it was it's not loading on what my steam account shut down gg"}, {"start": 4308.06, "end": 4315.06, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 4315.06, "end": 4320.06, "text": " Am I live?"}, {"start": 4320.06, "end": 4327.06, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 4327.06, "end": 4331.06, "text": " What you made? Why can't I put it on there?"}, {"start": 4331.06, "end": 4337.06, "text": " Was it you and a maid outfit? No, it was just doxxing information."}, {"start": 4337.06, "end": 4338.700000000001, "text": " You have money in your steam wallet."}, {"start": 4338.700000000001, "end": 4340.620000000001, "text": " I got 54 cents in there."}, {"start": 4342.660000000001, "end": 4343.620000000001, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 4353.740000000001, "end": 4356.740000000001, "text": " Why is it not letting me add funds"}, {"start": 4358.14, "end": 4361.54, "text": " to my steam wallet to get this game?"}, {"start": 4361.54, "end": 4380.94, "text": " It's just loading."}, {"start": 4380.94, "end": 4384.5, "text": " Like I'm going through PayPal to try to add funds to it, Chad."}, {"start": 4384.5, "end": 4386.18, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4386.18, "end": 4388.38, "text": " And it says you have to authorize with PayPal."}, {"start": 4388.38, "end": 4395.66, "text": " It just has a lock with a spinning wheel on it. Don't make me don't make the alpha get angry"}, {"start": 4399.34, "end": 4401.1, "text": " Read my bits with the five wayman hold up"}, {"start": 4405.74, "end": 4407.74, "text": " Exit steam let me try that"}, {"start": 4409.26, "end": 4415.5, "text": " Wait, we are currently installing a trojan virus on your pee. Oh, okay, nevermind. That's the problem. All right, hold up"}, {"start": 4415.5, "end": 4420.5, "text": " Let me get to the bottom of this here."}, {"start": 4420.5, "end": 4427.5, "text": " Yeah, let me get to the bottom of this here."}, {"start": 4427.5, "end": 4432.5, "text": " Uh-huh. I do this number right here."}, {"start": 4432.5, "end": 4435.5, "text": " And then I do this number."}, {"start": 4435.5, "end": 4441.5, "text": " And then this number. And then what does this do here?"}, {"start": 4441.5, "end": 4448.5, "text": " Why am I simply not allowed to put funds on the steam account?"}, {"start": 4448.5, "end": 4450.5, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 4466.5, "end": 4468.5, "text": " I have to..."}, {"start": 4471.78, "end": 4475.1, "text": " Look what it's doing bro. Actually, I'm not I'm not sure you know that that's a bad idea"}, {"start": 4479.42, "end": 4484.46, "text": " Use the wallet I can't there's 54 cents in it and the game is $10"}, {"start": 4487.58, "end": 4491.18, "text": " Bro like why are you what is what are you doing?"}, {"start": 4493.86, "end": 4496.66, "text": " Like what are we doing bro"}, {"start": 4501.5, "end": 4522.42, "text": " Check his paypal down, bruh."}, {"start": 4522.42, "end": 4525.06, "text": " Sell some CSGO skins real quick."}, {"start": 4525.06, "end": 4527.22, "text": " Wait, you're right."}, {"start": 4527.22, "end": 4530.3, "text": " I can sell that $1,800 knife I got real quick."}, {"start": 4533.9800000000005, "end": 4535.820000000001, "text": " Bro, I actually don't know what it's doing."}, {"start": 4535.820000000001, "end": 4537.46, "text": " Like I'm trying to get this game."}, {"start": 4542.34, "end": 4544.46, "text": " Wait, Steam is under maintenance?"}, {"start": 4546.06, "end": 4547.62, "text": " Is it Steam or PayPal?"}, {"start": 4557.22, "end": 4584.9400000000005, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 4584.9400000000005, "end": 4604.56, "text": " I've received a gift bro why is it not letting me bro well how do you see where somebody"}, {"start": 4604.56, "end": 4610.56, "text": " sent you a gift that manage gifts"}, {"start": 4618.96, "end": 4628.320000000001, "text": " pending gifts oh Rob sent me horsey game how's it working for you"}, {"start": 4628.32, "end": 4634.46, "text": " Hey, don't be wild though hold up"}, {"start": 4637.92, "end": 4639.92, "text": " Bro, send it to me"}, {"start": 4642.2, "end": 4645.7, "text": " Bro, but for real why is it not letting me do my thing bra"}, {"start": 4645.7, "end": 4647.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4656.86, "end": 4661.92, "text": " Because you have money in his wallet it ain't like I'm on here open and CS go crates or something"}, {"start": 4662.46, "end": 4664.46, "text": " I'm just trying to buy a $10 game"}, {"start": 4667.139999999999, "end": 4672.82, "text": " W Rob dope all right, let's see what all the hubba is about y'all are telling me to play this horsey game"}, {"start": 4675.7, "end": 4677.7, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4677.7, "end": 4679.7, "text": " Yeah, this is bad."}, {"start": 4705.7, "end": 4717.34, "text": " I have horse flu and $50."}, {"start": 4717.34, "end": 4720.0599999999995, "text": " I'm afraid the treatment is six."}, {"start": 4720.0599999999995, "end": 4721.0599999999995, "text": " That's a lot."}, {"start": 4721.0599999999995, "end": 4722.0599999999995, "text": " I ain't got no insurance."}, {"start": 4722.0599999999995, "end": 4723.0599999999995, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4723.0599999999995, "end": 4735.5, "text": " Yo, look at the, yo, look at the, yo, why is, why is there some curvature right there?"}, {"start": 4735.5, "end": 4742.5, "text": " Go bet on horse races to make money!"}, {"start": 4742.5, "end": 4751.5, "text": " Cheers!"}, {"start": 4751.5, "end": 4753.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4781.5, "end": 4799.9, "text": " Yo, that's like Bobby's basic type beat."}, {"start": 4799.900000000001, "end": 4801.900000000001, "text": " I'm driving a truck!"}, {"start": 4815.1, "end": 4816.1, "text": " Lights off!"}, {"start": 4829.900000000001, "end": 4831.900000000001, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 4842.38, "end": 4844.38, "text": " Beverly Hills Club."}, {"start": 4845.900000000001, "end": 4847.900000000001, "text": " Four sale."}, {"start": 4848.14, "end": 4850.14, "text": " Job 1917."}, {"start": 4851.740000000001, "end": 4853.740000000001, "text": " Zeke."}, {"start": 4859.900000000001, "end": 4881.420000000001, "text": " How am I supposed to know who do I have statistics?"}, {"start": 4881.420000000001, "end": 4887.700000000001, "text": " If I had to guess which horse looks the fastest here, no joke, I would probably be going for"}, {"start": 4887.7, "end": 4894.7, "text": " How much money am I putting down?"}, {"start": 4917.7, "end": 4919.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4947.7, "end": 4973.7, "text": " Why are y'all voting job 1917 for sale looks the fastest dog?"}, {"start": 4973.7, "end": 5002.7, "text": " All right, y'all chose to go job 19-17, I guess I'll pick you to win."}, {"start": 5002.7, "end": 5022.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, okay. I only got $50. I can't do that much. Give me a $10 bit. Odds 5 to 1. What"}, {"start": 5022.0199999999995, "end": 5030.179999999999, "text": " does that mean? What does that mean? I'm not going all in. I got $50. I don't even know"}, {"start": 5030.18, "end": 5032.18, "text": " I don't know how this game works yet."}, {"start": 5039.18, "end": 5040.18, "text": " GO!"}, {"start": 5045.18, "end": 5047.18, "text": " GO JOB! GO!"}, {"start": 5049.18, "end": 5050.18, "text": " GO!"}, {"start": 5052.18, "end": 5054.18, "text": " OH MY GOD I DIDN'T SPOKE IT UP!"}, {"start": 5055.18, "end": 5057.18, "text": " OHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 5060.18, "end": 5062.18, "text": " Don't you dare tip over!"}, {"start": 5062.18, "end": 5063.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5066.18, "end": 5068.18, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 5073.18, "end": 5075.18, "text": " Good job!"}, {"start": 5090.18, "end": 5098.66, "text": " Congrats. Have another go. I got $100 now. We got Muesli. Muesli is huge. Look at the"}, {"start": 5098.66, "end": 5111.22, "text": " gun on that. Older statistics. Yeah, you ain't winning. What does this mean? Wait, what"}, {"start": 5111.22, "end": 5131.66, "text": " What is this all right muesli is four years old 16 height and weighs 1,600 pounds dog"}, {"start": 5131.66, "end": 5137.22, "text": " reach for the stars is two years old weighs 1,300 looks kind of fast I don't know what"}, {"start": 5137.22, "end": 5148.46, "text": " what this DNA strand means. Mass ejection looks, dude, mass ejection looks crazy. One"}, {"start": 5148.46, "end": 5162.62, "text": " years old, 770 pounds. And then sunbeam face. 800 pounds. I know I'm not voting on Mewsley."}, {"start": 5162.62, "end": 5169.62, "text": " Musely is like double the weight of anybody else in the race dog."}, {"start": 5169.62, "end": 5177.0199999999995, "text": " Mass ejection."}, {"start": 5177.0199999999995, "end": 5182.0199999999995, "text": " I'm putting $10 on mass ejection right here."}, {"start": 5182.02, "end": 5184.02, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5205.02, "end": 5207.02, "text": " Go, Master Jackson! Go!"}, {"start": 5209.02, "end": 5211.02, "text": " Oh my goodness, you're slow!"}, {"start": 5212.02, "end": 5214.02, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5214.02, "end": 5216.02, "text": " Catchy!"}, {"start": 5218.02, "end": 5222.02, "text": " We should have went Sunbeam Face Man!"}, {"start": 5227.02, "end": 5229.02, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 5232.02, "end": 5236.02, "text": " Yo, you're gonna get turned into Gloomaster Jackson, you hear me?"}, {"start": 5302.02, "end": 5328.5, "text": " Is this the whole game right here?"}, {"start": 5328.5, "end": 5353.78, "text": " downwind funk looks crazy five years old 1200 pounds giddy up just doesn't look"}, {"start": 5353.78, "end": 5360.5, "text": " that fast maybe? Five years old, eight hundred fifty-eight pounds."}, {"start": 5361.54, "end": 5364.66, "text": " Salad days."}, {"start": 5365.219999999999, "end": 5369.0599999999995, "text": " Eleven hundred pounds."}, {"start": 5369.38, "end": 5372.58, "text": " Maximum carnage."}, {"start": 5383.78, "end": 5388.78, "text": " We'll go salad days."}, {"start": 5388.78, "end": 5391.78, "text": " I'm doing a $20 bet."}, {"start": 5391.78, "end": 5392.78, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 5392.78, "end": 5394.78, "text": " Sink it!"}, {"start": 5394.78, "end": 5396.78, "text": " Go salad days!"}, {"start": 5396.78, "end": 5398.78, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5402.78, "end": 5404.78, "text": " Get it up!"}, {"start": 5404.78, "end": 5406.78, "text": " Get it up, salad day!"}, {"start": 5406.78, "end": 5408.78, "text": " Get it up!"}, {"start": 5408.78, "end": 5410.78, "text": " He's pumping a wheelie!"}, {"start": 5410.78, "end": 5412.78, "text": " What was clubbin' on William?"}, {"start": 5412.78, "end": 5414.78, "text": " Lord!"}, {"start": 5421.78, "end": 5424.78, "text": " Yo, why is Mewsley still here?"}, {"start": 5424.78, "end": 5428.78, "text": " Why we got Mewsley in a hay-eatin' competition or somethin'?"}, {"start": 5440.78, "end": 5455.259999999999, "text": " Bring the horse here if you want to race wait, what do I get a horse from?"}, {"start": 5455.259999999999, "end": 5461.34, "text": " If you had a lasso you could get what do I get a lasso?"}, {"start": 5461.34, "end": 5466.0199999999995, "text": " Come here, you're mine."}, {"start": 5466.0199999999995, "end": 5468.82, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 5468.82, "end": 5469.9, "text": " I want this horse!"}, {"start": 5472.34, "end": 5474.7, "text": " Drag horse outside the trailer is set free."}, {"start": 5474.7, "end": 5477.58, "text": " Oh, so you can set some free that you have?"}, {"start": 5477.58, "end": 5478.74, "text": " Lasso mark."}, {"start": 5478.74, "end": 5480.34, "text": " Oh, this is my house."}, {"start": 5489.58, "end": 5491.66, "text": " Okay, so if you get random horses,"}, {"start": 5491.66, "end": 5493.34, "text": " this is where you keep them at."}, {"start": 5498.82, "end": 5499.82, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 5505.82, "end": 5507.82, "text": " Get the best horses and freedom."}, {"start": 5507.82, "end": 5508.82, "text": " Let me get a lasso."}, {"start": 5511.82, "end": 5512.82, "text": " Hey, get it, hey."}, {"start": 5514.82, "end": 5516.82, "text": " Why not grab that lasso up there?"}, {"start": 5518.82, "end": 5519.82, "text": " Let me get that for you."}, {"start": 5520.82, "end": 5522.82, "text": " I saw wild horses southwest of here."}, {"start": 5525.82, "end": 5526.82, "text": " Is that all I can get from here for now?"}, {"start": 5526.82, "end": 5527.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5528.82, "end": 5535.099999999999, "text": " I'm not gonna get this one cuz I just saw him sleeping"}, {"start": 5536.86, "end": 5540.66, "text": " No that that one's legs are a little bit too long you gonna fall over"}, {"start": 5545.0599999999995, "end": 5547.16, "text": " You look like you might could be fast"}, {"start": 5550.98, "end": 5555.179999999999, "text": " No, you ain't you you ain't fast. I don't know why you've been running anybody coming for you"}, {"start": 5555.18, "end": 5560.18, "text": " You're mine, you're coming with me!"}, {"start": 5560.18, "end": 5565.18, "text": " How do I last though?"}, {"start": 5565.18, "end": 5570.18, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 5570.18, "end": 5575.18, "text": " Let me get another one."}, {"start": 5575.18, "end": 5580.18, "text": " Oh, I got another last though, you're coming home with me, buddy."}, {"start": 5580.18, "end": 5585.18, "text": " Oh, I got another last though. You're coming home with me, buddy."}, {"start": 5591.18, "end": 5593.18, "text": " Willoughby Ranch."}, {"start": 5594.18, "end": 5599.18, "text": " Welcome to my little old ranch. Grab and pick up a horse if you want to trade."}, {"start": 5601.18, "end": 5607.18, "text": " Giddy up, Lance Corporal, Cuba, Quarter Horsemower."}, {"start": 5610.18, "end": 5616.18, "text": " I'm good. I got me a horse for now big dog."}, {"start": 5616.18, "end": 5628.18, "text": " All right. Should I take my horse to the track and race him?"}, {"start": 5628.18, "end": 5633.18, "text": " What is this place? Saloon?"}, {"start": 5633.18, "end": 5637.18, "text": " What'll it be? What can you buy?"}, {"start": 5637.18, "end": 5655.1, "text": " Drink it. I don't know what I did with that life. I'll take care of your old horses for"}, {"start": 5655.1, "end": 5660.42, "text": " $100. Oh, so if you want to get rid of them, you can just bring an old horse here. I got"}, {"start": 5660.42, "end": 5666.78, "text": " it got it do you understand I understand"}, {"start": 5668.82, "end": 5676.22, "text": " what else is there here normal suburban house"}, {"start": 5676.22, "end": 5705.14, "text": " Wait a minute, now paying three cents a pound."}, {"start": 5705.14, "end": 5720.38, "text": " How much does that nine I'll do it that's messed up that's terrible no that that's that's"}, {"start": 5720.38, "end": 5725.42, "text": " terrible I would never do that I'll tell you one thing if you lose this race though you're"}, {"start": 5725.42, "end": 5735.1, "text": " getting turned into glue buddy three cents a pound these horses are useless they're"}, {"start": 5735.1, "end": 5743.5, "text": " not horses. Take my horses and breed a racer with them. If you bring me a horse that"}, {"start": 5743.5, "end": 5753.26, "text": " consumes from either, you'll give me $2,000. The horse must win a race at the track and"}, {"start": 5753.26, "end": 5756.18, "text": " but it must have big ears exactly like these ones."}, {"start": 5757.9800000000005, "end": 5759.18, "text": " How much does it cost?"}, {"start": 5765.3, "end": 5769.46, "text": " Uncharacteristically, no cigar."}, {"start": 5770.66, "end": 5772.1, "text": " They're free? I mean, I."}, {"start": 5774.34, "end": 5776.58, "text": " I'm gonna go drop them off at the crib, I guess."}, {"start": 5776.58, "end": 5806.42, "text": " I'm gonna drop the rabbits off here."}, {"start": 5806.42, "end": 5808.42, "text": " Oh, he's in there. We're good."}, {"start": 5808.42, "end": 5813.42, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 5813.42, "end": 5817.42, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 5817.42, "end": 5824.42, "text": " All right. Can you name your horses in this game?"}, {"start": 5824.42, "end": 5828.42, "text": " Oh, my goodness, you can."}, {"start": 5828.42, "end": 5835.18, "text": " The horse is two years old and 1177 pounds that seems like that would be good"}, {"start": 5835.18, "end": 5842.02, "text": " luck. What should I name them before we race them?"}, {"start": 5846.18, "end": 5849.9, "text": " Chris Redfield"}, {"start": 5858.42, "end": 5871.62, "text": " We're sending Chris Redfield's ping-fong juice to the line, baby, let's get it."}, {"start": 5871.62, "end": 5875.62, "text": " Wait, where's my horse at?"}, {"start": 5875.62, "end": 5878.62, "text": " No, I want to race, sir."}, {"start": 5878.62, "end": 5884.62, "text": " Oh, I didn't drop him in there."}, {"start": 5884.62, "end": 5896.14, "text": " What is the blue trophy mean does that mean they've won a race?"}, {"start": 5896.14, "end": 5903.38, "text": " Generation H what does that mean?"}, {"start": 5903.38, "end": 5914.46, "text": " I'm going job again he won me a race before $30 bet let's get it."}, {"start": 5914.46, "end": 5921.46, "text": " Come on job!"}, {"start": 5921.46, "end": 5935.18, "text": " Salad days, Big Dipper's out of the race, Klaxon's out of the race, Salad days is the best horse"}, {"start": 5935.18, "end": 5936.18, "text": " I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 5936.18, "end": 5937.18, "text": " He's just popping a really good job!"}, {"start": 5937.18, "end": 5938.18, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 5938.18, "end": 5940.18, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 5944.02, "end": 5947.1, "text": " Yo, can I carry salad days home with me I"}, {"start": 5949.18, "end": 5953.26, "text": " Need to talk to the owner of salad days. I need that horse I"}, {"start": 5955.54, "end": 5957.54, "text": " Need that horse"}, {"start": 5957.54, "end": 5967.26, "text": " Well, I can tell you that rice cooker is not going to be winning this because Lord have"}, {"start": 5967.26, "end": 5969.98, "text": " mercy look at the belly on that."}, {"start": 5969.98, "end": 5976.34, "text": " All right, fine horse we got there if you want to compete in a race, drag your horse"}, {"start": 5976.34, "end": 5978.14, "text": " to this here corral."}, {"start": 5978.14, "end": 5983.14, "text": " All right, Chris Redfield, the pink thong juice, you got a women wonder you're getting"}, {"start": 5983.14, "end": 5984.14, "text": " Turn into glue."}, {"start": 5992.42, "end": 5999.22, "text": " If we win this race, we get $500."}, {"start": 5999.22, "end": 6001.42, "text": " I'm not going to lie to y'all."}, {"start": 6001.42, "end": 6003.900000000001, "text": " This, we look like the most capable horse here."}, {"start": 6003.900000000001, "end": 6005.3, "text": " I'm so serious."}, {"start": 6005.3, "end": 6007.42, "text": " I'm actually so serious."}, {"start": 6007.42, "end": 6009.46, "text": " I only got $70 in my bank account."}, {"start": 6009.46, "end": 6010.34, "text": " I need this."}, {"start": 6010.34, "end": 6024.66, "text": " I need this here Pam looks slow it Pam is so big it don't look like her legs bend she's"}, {"start": 6024.66, "end": 6037.66, "text": " 1500 pounds see buddy looks maybe could be a threat and then Moto Luzo I don't I think"}, {"start": 6037.66, "end": 6039.66, "text": " We have the most cable horse here. I'm so serious"}, {"start": 6067.66, "end": 6068.66, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6072.66, "end": 6073.66, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6084.66, "end": 6088.66, "text": " Well, you're going to the glue factory, Chris Redfield's Pink Thong Juice."}, {"start": 6097.66, "end": 6108.66, "text": " I'm not gonna kill you, but go back out for a while and I don't want you anymore."}, {"start": 6108.66, "end": 6123.66, "text": " Oh my goodness, the lasso's are $50 apiece, I have $20 to my name."}, {"start": 6123.66, "end": 6137.24, "text": " What are the shovels in the hay for?"}, {"start": 6137.24, "end": 6139.24, "text": " I got to go bet on a horse race chat."}, {"start": 6153.639999999999, "end": 6155.44, "text": " We're not putting our own horse in this race,"}, {"start": 6155.44, "end": 6157.44, "text": " but we're going to bet we have $20."}, {"start": 6160.74, "end": 6164.84, "text": " Chat, why is there a 10 to 1 besides Big Dipper right here?"}, {"start": 6164.84, "end": 6166.44, "text": " Does anybody know why that is?"}, {"start": 6167.24, "end": 6169.8, "text": " Is it because Big Dipper is like the worst one?"}, {"start": 6177.639999999999, "end": 6181.84, "text": " Big Dipper, Sugar Moto Lujo."}, {"start": 6181.84, "end": 6182.94, "text": " I don't know what that means."}, {"start": 6182.94, "end": 6184.639999999999, "text": " Oh, that's the parents of this one."}, {"start": 6184.639999999999, "end": 6185.94, "text": " Wow, this game runs deep."}, {"start": 6185.94, "end": 6187.84, "text": " It shows the parents of this horse."}, {"start": 6190.139999999999, "end": 6191.34, "text": " We got White Owl."}, {"start": 6193.34, "end": 6195.639999999999, "text": " They have an offspring that's named Bazooka,"}, {"start": 6195.639999999999, "end": 6197.04, "text": " but look at White Owl here."}, {"start": 6197.04, "end": 6202.04, "text": " I don't think there's any chance Whiteout takes this."}, {"start": 6202.04, "end": 6208.6, "text": " Guernsey Garland, two years old, 788 pounds."}, {"start": 6213.24, "end": 6220.28, "text": " Xylophone Zucchini, and then real estate mogul."}, {"start": 6227.04, "end": 6237.04, "text": " I got $5 on Big Dipper."}, {"start": 6237.04, "end": 6249.04, "text": " But if I put $5 on Big Dipper, that would be the biggest upset ever, wouldn't it?"}, {"start": 6249.04, "end": 6255.04, "text": " Big Dipper is a failure, LMAO."}, {"start": 6255.04, "end": 6257.04, "text": " I got $5 on Big Dipper."}, {"start": 6261.68, "end": 6266.16, "text": " You can pick a horse to finish second, but the odds are slim."}, {"start": 6269.5199999999995, "end": 6272.08, "text": " I think real estate mogul is going to play second."}, {"start": 6277.2, "end": 6279.2, "text": " Third."}, {"start": 6285.04, "end": 6292.04, "text": " Come on Big Dipper, come on Big Dipper, why are you going backwards?"}, {"start": 6292.04, "end": 6297.04, "text": " Big Dipper let's go, nobody believes in you but I do."}, {"start": 6297.04, "end": 6301.04, "text": " Big Dipper, Big Dipper."}, {"start": 6301.04, "end": 6304.04, "text": " How is White out?"}, {"start": 6304.04, "end": 6309.04, "text": " He is ginormous, how is he winning?"}, {"start": 6315.04, "end": 6338.44, "text": " Say what you will about Big Dipper, Big Dipper was the worst horse in this race and didn't"}, {"start": 6338.4400000000005, "end": 6354.400000000001, "text": " get last I have 15 I have fifth job reach for this I gotta go job here job has"}, {"start": 6354.400000000001, "end": 6359.68, "text": " won me a race when I I'm going all in on job"}, {"start": 6368.4400000000005, "end": 6372.4400000000005, "text": " Bazooka got two ahead of himself!"}, {"start": 6372.4400000000005, "end": 6376.4400000000005, "text": " Come on, job, I need this, I have absolutely no money!"}, {"start": 6376.4400000000005, "end": 6378.4400000000005, "text": " Job!"}, {"start": 6378.4400000000005, "end": 6380.4400000000005, "text": " Get up!"}, {"start": 6398.4400000000005, "end": 6406.76, "text": " Howdy partner, looks like you could use some cash."}, {"start": 6406.76, "end": 6411.120000000001, "text": " Scoop this dung into the cart and I'll pay you $50."}, {"start": 6411.120000000001, "end": 6414.960000000001, "text": " So this is what my life has come to."}, {"start": 6414.960000000001, "end": 6418.56, "text": " Scooping dookie, is that corn in there?"}, {"start": 6418.56, "end": 6419.56, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6419.56, "end": 6429.56, "text": " Let's go get our own horse."}, {"start": 6429.56, "end": 6435.860000000001, "text": " Cheddar, any of these wild horses is going to be good enough though."}, {"start": 6435.860000000001, "end": 6437.080000000001, "text": " Here's what I need to do."}, {"start": 6437.080000000001, "end": 6441.080000000001, "text": " I need to get a horse that wins a race and then breed it with the rabbits and the"}, {"start": 6441.08, "end": 6444.42, "text": " and then it'll create the fastest offspring ever."}, {"start": 6447.22, "end": 6452.0599999999995, "text": " What about you?"}, {"start": 6452.0599999999995, "end": 6455.32, "text": " Can I get a look at you real quick?"}, {"start": 6455.32, "end": 6458.96, "text": " Let me get a look at you, buddy."}, {"start": 6469.0, "end": 6470.16, "text": " You look fast."}, {"start": 6470.16, "end": 6472.16, "text": " You look fast! You look so fast!"}, {"start": 6479.16, "end": 6482.16, "text": " That looks fast! That looks so fast! I'm not even joking!"}, {"start": 6488.16, "end": 6492.16, "text": " Look at Chris Redfield's thong juice out here, living his best life."}, {"start": 6492.16, "end": 6494.16, "text": " I should have took you to the glue factory, buddy."}, {"start": 6500.16, "end": 6525.44, "text": " I'm about to get a crazy looking horse and take him to the freak show for $10 a pop."}, {"start": 6525.4400000000005, "end": 6526.64, "text": " I'm about to get rich."}, {"start": 6530.240000000001, "end": 6532.240000000001, "text": " Yo, how do I get back to the racetrack?"}, {"start": 6536.040000000001, "end": 6537.84, "text": " Wait, this game's surprisingly a banker."}, {"start": 6537.84, "end": 6539.34, "text": " I wouldn't make some shittiness."}, {"start": 6541.960000000001, "end": 6544.500000000001, "text": " So if we get a horse that wins us a race,"}, {"start": 6544.500000000001, "end": 6546.72, "text": " we need to breed it with the rabbits at home"}, {"start": 6546.72, "end": 6549.400000000001, "text": " and create offspring that's insanely fast"}, {"start": 6549.400000000001, "end": 6551.56, "text": " and just win every race, dude."}, {"start": 6555.4400000000005, "end": 6564.56, "text": " What are we naming this one?"}, {"start": 6564.56, "end": 6571.56, "text": " This is a descendant of Chris Redfield's paint-fond juice."}, {"start": 6594.56, "end": 6606.52, "text": " Okay, so Chris, if you don't know Chris Redfield, Pete Thong Juice was our first horse that"}, {"start": 6606.52, "end": 6607.52, "text": " we got and lost."}, {"start": 6607.52, "end": 6612.64, "text": " And I guess he's had a kid since then and now we have, we somehow out of everyone picked"}, {"start": 6612.64, "end": 6615.64, "text": " his kid out there."}, {"start": 6615.64, "end": 6623.280000000001, "text": " All right, let's see if Leon Kennedy Chair Sniffer can do any better than his dad"}, {"start": 6623.28, "end": 6637.679999999999, "text": " or mom, whoever it was. Here we go. $25 entry fee. We're going against sugar. Offspring big"}, {"start": 6637.679999999999, "end": 6641.28, "text": " dipper. I'm pretty sure big dipper slow is Christmas. So sugar is not going to have"}, {"start": 6641.28, "end": 6646.88, "text": " a chance. Princess glitter parents are salad days, Gigi."}, {"start": 6651.12, "end": 6655.04, "text": " Gigi salad days is that horse that was popping the wheelie and"}, {"start": 6655.04, "end": 6661.04, "text": " winded and winning every race. Gigi. She's heavy though,"}, {"start": 6661.04, "end": 6662.84, "text": " bro. She's 1100 pounds, man."}, {"start": 6662.84, "end": 6688.12, "text": " Leon Kennedy chairs never 1161 and then we have mittens."}, {"start": 6688.12, "end": 6690.08, "text": " I think we have a chance to win this."}, {"start": 6690.08, "end": 6696.24, "text": " I think our only threat here is going to be Princess Glitter, but I think Leon Kennedy chair Snepper has a chance here"}, {"start": 6720.08, "end": 6720.92, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6726.72, "end": 6727.5599999999995, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 6731.72, "end": 6733.98, "text": " Now we're gonna get it!"}, {"start": 6733.98, "end": 6734.82, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 6735.94, "end": 6736.78, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 6739.5599999999995, "end": 6742.4, "text": " That's what I'm talking about!"}, {"start": 6742.400000000001, "end": 6756.960000000001, "text": " That's my prize horse right there!"}, {"start": 6756.960000000001, "end": 6769.240000000001, "text": " Almost had a heart attack just now for real."}, {"start": 6769.24, "end": 6782.5599999999995, "text": " Bro, what do I do with him?"}, {"start": 6782.5599999999995, "end": 6787.92, "text": " My mom just takes me and says, Leon, better, LOL, you're banned."}, {"start": 6787.92, "end": 6788.92, "text": " Breed him?"}, {"start": 6788.92, "end": 6795.8, "text": " Do I take him home and breed him?"}, {"start": 6795.8, "end": 6798.76, "text": " Oh my goodness, that's my prize horse."}, {"start": 6798.76, "end": 6805.4400000000005, "text": " chat that's my prize horse how do I breed them"}, {"start": 6807.12, "end": 6810.92, "text": " but I was asleep"}, {"start": 6813.92, "end": 6817.84, "text": " wait what does that mean food"}, {"start": 6817.84, "end": 6845.46, "text": " This is my prize horse, Breeding Marn."}, {"start": 6845.46, "end": 6871.46, "text": " What does that pink symbol mean right there?"}, {"start": 6871.46, "end": 6882.78, "text": " That's it's a baby surely this is the fastest horse in the in the nation right surely"}, {"start": 6882.78, "end": 6898.9, "text": " Well, you're going to the racetrack as soon as you're born what are we naming it"}, {"start": 6898.900000000001, "end": 6924.900000000001, "text": " Let's see if you're anything like your parents."}, {"start": 6924.900000000001, "end": 6932.240000000001, "text": " Okay, you're sleeping all right, whatever all right"}, {"start": 6934.500000000001, "end": 6938.820000000001, "text": " Chad I'm not gonna lie that might be our price horse right there"}, {"start": 6940.420000000001, "end": 6946.500000000001, "text": " Let me get some more lassos hey, that is the hey Bill worth $150"}, {"start": 6946.5, "end": 6974.78, "text": " Yes, there we go. Should I catch us another random horse and raise him again? All right."}, {"start": 6974.78, "end": 6978.0599999999995, "text": " I can't believe we won a race already with a random horse off the off the road."}, {"start": 6983.3, "end": 6987.38, "text": " Does the leg angle not do this one even got race stripes already right here?"}, {"start": 6991.86, "end": 6992.38, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 6997.74, "end": 6998.38, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 6999.94, "end": 7001.179999999999, "text": " Which one looks fast?"}, {"start": 7004.78, "end": 7028.38, "text": " Shad, this one looks!"}, {"start": 7028.38, "end": 7034.0599999999995, "text": " Trust my intuition."}, {"start": 7034.06, "end": 7048.46, "text": " Yo, hear me out."}, {"start": 7048.46, "end": 7052.780000000001, "text": " See there's a long tail on this one which it's going to make it impossible to tip over backwards"}, {"start": 7052.78, "end": 7077.219999999999, "text": " that's going to act like a kickstand look goofy though"}, {"start": 7077.22, "end": 7079.22, "text": " Look mad, Doofy-O."}, {"start": 7083.22, "end": 7086.22, "text": " I work like a kid staying to the race!"}, {"start": 7095.22, "end": 7097.22, "text": " Test it?"}, {"start": 7098.22, "end": 7101.22, "text": " I mean, it don't matter, I've already used the lasso anyway."}, {"start": 7107.22, "end": 7129.9800000000005, "text": " Actually, no, we can't let this thing reproduce."}, {"start": 7129.9800000000005, "end": 7131.9800000000005, "text": " We can't let this thing be produced!"}, {"start": 7151.9800000000005, "end": 7153.9800000000005, "text": " Can I trade it in?"}, {"start": 7159.9800000000005, "end": 7170.9400000000005, "text": " Can I trade it in somewhere?"}, {"start": 7170.9400000000005, "end": 7174.3, "text": " I know where to take it."}, {"start": 7174.3, "end": 7182.820000000001, "text": " You're going to the circus, bud."}, {"start": 7212.82, "end": 7214.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7242.82, "end": 7259.099999999999, "text": " There's no tail on that one right there, which means less wind resistance, right?"}, {"start": 7259.099999999999, "end": 7260.58, "text": " Hear me out."}, {"start": 7260.58, "end": 7289.58, "text": " Look at his legs, yeah that might be on purpose."}, {"start": 7289.58, "end": 7291.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7319.58, "end": 7321.58, "text": " Seven years up!"}, {"start": 7349.58, "end": 7376.58, "text": " I'm still got one last ride in them."}, {"start": 7376.58, "end": 7405.3, "text": " What on this planet earth somebody read a cheetah in the race is there a referee what"}, {"start": 7405.3, "end": 7406.3, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 7418.3, "end": 7422.3, "text": " Is there like a method that we get these horses screened?"}, {"start": 7425.3, "end": 7427.3, "text": " California Ham, you are not winning."}, {"start": 7428.3, "end": 7430.3, "text": " Five years old, unknown parents."}, {"start": 7431.3, "end": 7434.3, "text": " A friend indeed. What does that red symbol mean? Does anybody know?"}, {"start": 7435.3, "end": 7440.3, "text": " What does this red symbol mean? What is that?"}, {"start": 7440.3, "end": 7446.3, "text": " Carnivore. What?"}, {"start": 7446.3, "end": 7452.3, "text": " This isn't fair. Chad, this is not a horse!"}, {"start": 7452.3, "end": 7461.3, "text": " Unk, I'm sorry. I got you in your glory years and took you out here, Unk. I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 7461.3, "end": 7471.62, "text": " I am so sorry for bringing you out here and you got broken dreams off spring is bazooka"}, {"start": 7471.62, "end": 7482.26, "text": " I'm not even gonna be mad at you. I'm so sorry bro was seven years old racing a literal cheetah"}, {"start": 7491.3, "end": 7502.3, "text": " Onclicious? Onclicious? Onclicious? Onclicious? Onclicious? Oh my goodness, go out! Go out!"}, {"start": 7506.3, "end": 7512.3, "text": " No out! No!"}, {"start": 7521.3, "end": 7542.3, "text": " Out of everybody to win the race, what happened to a friend, indeed?"}, {"start": 7542.3, "end": 7549.3, "text": " Whoever breeded this thing needs to be thrown in jail."}, {"start": 7549.3, "end": 7554.3, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 7554.3, "end": 7558.3, "text": " Unk just."}, {"start": 7558.3, "end": 7568.3, "text": " Should we take Unk to the retirement home and let him retire?"}, {"start": 7568.3, "end": 7573.74, "text": " If you go back to the saloon, you can get what?"}, {"start": 7577.900000000001, "end": 7582.62, "text": " Freedom, you can tell Unk used to be a demon back in his day, bro."}, {"start": 7586.860000000001, "end": 7593.66, "text": " You're coming home with me, Unk. He almost won a race at his old age right there."}, {"start": 7593.66, "end": 7602.66, "text": " You can tell. What is this one going to go? What is Binky going to grow up? What do I keep you around for?"}, {"start": 7602.66, "end": 7611.66, "text": " We're getting you breathing big dog. Oh, he's too tired. Oh, he can rest a little bit."}, {"start": 7611.66, "end": 7619.66, "text": " Chad, do we give Leon Kennedy chair sniff for another race here? He's still young."}, {"start": 7619.66, "end": 7626.7, "text": " young. Chat Leon Kennedy chair sniffer is still young. We need to get some money out"}, {"start": 7626.7, "end": 7630.3, "text": " of Leon Kennedy chair sniffer right now. Oh, sleep."}, {"start": 7637.94, "end": 7639.58, "text": " We're getting you greeted right here."}, {"start": 7649.66, "end": 7671.66, "text": " I'm going to jail."}, {"start": 7671.66, "end": 7699.139999999999, "text": " Wait, Binky grew up!"}, {"start": 7699.14, "end": 7700.14, "text": " Binky grew up."}, {"start": 7700.14, "end": 7709.740000000001, "text": " Binky, you're nothing like your dad."}, {"start": 7709.740000000001, "end": 7714.3, "text": " We're taking you to the stables, though."}, {"start": 7714.3, "end": 7717.02, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7717.02, "end": 7723.02, "text": " So Chad, if Binky wins a race, I can go sell Binky to that guy that gave me the rabbits"}, {"start": 7723.02, "end": 7724.620000000001, "text": " and get $2,000, right?"}, {"start": 7729.620000000001, "end": 7731.52, "text": " He's only one."}, {"start": 7731.52, "end": 7733.320000000001, "text": " Yeah, let's wait a little bit to race Pinky."}, {"start": 7733.320000000001, "end": 7735.22, "text": " I'm going to I'm going to race Leon"}, {"start": 7735.22, "end": 7737.320000000001, "text": " Kennedy chair sniffer one more time."}, {"start": 7737.320000000001, "end": 7740.42, "text": " Let's see if Leon Kennedy chair sniffer is really like that."}, {"start": 7743.42, "end": 7745.42, "text": " Champions feed 250."}, {"start": 7747.52, "end": 7751.620000000001, "text": " Wait, bring your winningest horse and you can enter a race."}, {"start": 7751.62, "end": 7755.38, "text": " Oh, so if I ever have a horse that wins like 10 races,"}, {"start": 7755.38, "end": 7756.78, "text": " I'm going to put him in this race."}, {"start": 7756.78, "end": 7757.7, "text": " I'm not doing that now."}, {"start": 7757.7, "end": 7760.18, "text": " You got to be messed up like regular."}, {"start": 7760.18, "end": 7760.68, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7764.86, "end": 7769.5, "text": " OK, we're the only horse here that's won a race chat."}, {"start": 7769.5, "end": 7772.34, "text": " We have Moto Luzo."}, {"start": 7772.34, "end": 7773.82, "text": " Offspring is big dipper."}, {"start": 7773.82, "end": 7775.42, "text": " You're not going to be anything."}, {"start": 7775.42, "end": 7778.66, "text": " Waterloo, unknown."}, {"start": 7778.66, "end": 7781.099999999999, "text": " Leon Kennedy, chair sniffer, who"}, {"start": 7781.1, "end": 7786.68, "text": " was a descendant of Chris Redfield's Pinkfong Juice, who was who sucked. And"}, {"start": 7786.68, "end": 7790.280000000001, "text": " then we have broken dreams, who was an offspring of Bazooka. That's not good."}, {"start": 7793.18, "end": 7798.76, "text": " Okay, our main threat here is gonna be broken dreams, I think. I think Leon"}, {"start": 7798.76, "end": 7802.360000000001, "text": " Kennedy chair Sniffer is winning this. Shadow of Leon Kennedy chair Sniffer"}, {"start": 7802.360000000001, "end": 7808.04, "text": " wins this. We have entered two races with them and one both. Send it."}, {"start": 7811.1, "end": 7821.1, "text": " Where are you stopping, go, go, go!"}, {"start": 7821.1, "end": 7827.1, "text": " You're dying, go!"}, {"start": 7827.1, "end": 7834.1, "text": " I'm screaming!"}, {"start": 7834.1, "end": 7836.1, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 7836.1, "end": 7839.1, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 7839.1, "end": 7847.1, "text": " Leon Kennedy's Shader Skipper has won me a thousand dollars in two races!"}, {"start": 7847.1, "end": 7849.1, "text": " I can't believe it!"}, {"start": 7849.1, "end": 7854.1, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 7854.1, "end": 7862.1, "text": " Oh my goodness, Leon, Leon Cuny, chair sniffer has won two races."}, {"start": 7862.1, "end": 7864.1, "text": " That's unbelievable, bro."}, {"start": 7864.1, "end": 7869.1, "text": " Two races, two dubs, that's actually insane."}, {"start": 7869.1, "end": 7876.1, "text": " Go back home."}, {"start": 7876.1, "end": 7879.1, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7879.1, "end": 7881.1, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7881.1, "end": 7887.08, "text": " I don't know what's up with you monkey list by the way. I don't know what this thing is, but I regret doing it"}, {"start": 7971.1, "end": 7973.1, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 7973.1, "end": 7976.1, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 7976.1, "end": 7979.1, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 8001.1, "end": 8008.1, "text": " Somebody just sent bio weapon."}, {"start": 8008.1, "end": 8022.58, "text": " Alright Binky, you're two years old now, it's time for you to see if you can live up to"}, {"start": 8022.58, "end": 8023.58, "text": " your dad's name."}, {"start": 8023.58, "end": 8024.58, "text": " Her mom's name, I can't tell."}, {"start": 8024.58, "end": 8025.58, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8025.58, "end": 8040.18, "text": " So Binky is the descendant of Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer who has went two for two on"}, {"start": 8040.18, "end": 8047.18, "text": " racist for us."}, {"start": 8047.18, "end": 8050.18, "text": " Let's go, Binky."}, {"start": 8070.18, "end": 8099.9400000000005, "text": " one year old looks like it could be pretty fast quarter horse power I'm pretty sure"}, {"start": 8099.9400000000005, "end": 8103.18, "text": " I've seen a quarter horse power in other races and hasn't won any yet."}, {"start": 8104.34, "end": 8108.820000000001, "text": " Then we have the descendant of Leon Kennedy chair Sniffer, who is two for two."}, {"start": 8111.14, "end": 8115.26, "text": " And then we have not a number who I don't know what's going on here."}, {"start": 8116.660000000001, "end": 8121.18, "text": " And then we have my son, whatever this monstrosity is."}, {"start": 8123.06, "end": 8125.18, "text": " I don't even know where to begin here."}, {"start": 8129.9400000000005, "end": 8136.9400000000005, "text": " chat but if I'm being honest with y'all I think binky takes this"}, {"start": 8159.9400000000005, "end": 8164.9400000000005, "text": " Rikki, who is not a number and why are they so fast?"}, {"start": 8164.9400000000005, "end": 8168.9400000000005, "text": " That's really the fastest status I've seen!"}, {"start": 8189.9400000000005, "end": 8201.0, "text": " Chad, it isn't all genetics, man."}, {"start": 8201.0, "end": 8204.24, "text": " Just because your parent is really great at something doesn't mean you're going to"}, {"start": 8204.24, "end": 8205.24, "text": " be too binky."}, {"start": 8205.24, "end": 8206.24, "text": " I don't even know what to do with you right now."}, {"start": 8206.24, "end": 8208.08, "text": " I'm going to release you back to the wild."}, {"start": 8208.08, "end": 8232.08, "text": " So maybe you can at least pass on the genetics, but you're not living with me anymore."}, {"start": 8232.08, "end": 8251.08, "text": " Oh my goodness. He has a rocking chair beside him. He's old as Christmas."}, {"start": 8251.08, "end": 8255.08, "text": " He can't raise so they can't raise when they have a rocking chair beside their name."}, {"start": 8255.08, "end": 8258.08, "text": " Should we take Oat to the retirement home here?"}, {"start": 8258.08, "end": 8266.08, "text": " Yeah, Oat got it."}, {"start": 8266.08, "end": 8267.08, "text": " All right, Oat."}, {"start": 8267.08, "end": 8275.08, "text": " We'll give you a good retirement, big Oat."}, {"start": 8275.08, "end": 8277.08, "text": " Chat, let's never forget Oat."}, {"start": 8277.08, "end": 8280.08, "text": " Almost one is one raised."}, {"start": 8280.08, "end": 8284.08, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8284.08, "end": 8294.08, "text": " Wait, that's a hundred dollars from me. I thought you were giving me a hundred dollars."}, {"start": 8294.08, "end": 8297.28, "text": " Whatever, I'll take the retirement house, whatever. Alright, I'll convince you every"}, {"start": 8297.28, "end": 8312.28, "text": " now and then. What is this? Oh, this is just for starting."}, {"start": 8312.28, "end": 8316.28, "text": " Chat, now here's the thing. We have a lot of creatures left here."}, {"start": 8317.28, "end": 8318.28, "text": " We need..."}, {"start": 8319.28, "end": 8321.28, "text": " We need to breed."}, {"start": 8322.28, "end": 8326.28, "text": " We gotta breed clearly on Kimby Cheddar Sniffer again. I'm not gonna lie to y'all, we have to."}, {"start": 8337.28, "end": 8339.28, "text": " Ooh, the leg genetics are..."}, {"start": 8342.28, "end": 8344.28, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 8348.28, "end": 8350.28, "text": " Maybe I."}, {"start": 8360.28, "end": 8362.28, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 8366.28, "end": 8368.28, "text": " Cast it I can't it was just the work."}, {"start": 8369.28, "end": 8371.28, "text": " I let everybody sleep for a week."}, {"start": 8372.28, "end": 8377.28, "text": " I'd like to have a look at the next one."}, {"start": 8377.28, "end": 8382.28, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm allowed to do this, but I'd like to have a look at the next one."}, {"start": 8382.28, "end": 8387.28, "text": " I'll just have to find out."}, {"start": 8387.28, "end": 8392.28, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 8392.28, "end": 8397.28, "text": " I'm just gonna have to find out."}, {"start": 8397.28, "end": 8422.28, "text": " You're taking Scoot's Swain to the track!"}, {"start": 8422.28, "end": 8434.560000000001, "text": " This is free muesli's in the race."}, {"start": 8434.560000000001, "end": 8439.08, "text": " Muesli looks like it's about to die."}, {"start": 8439.08, "end": 8440.08, "text": " Muesli has won."}, {"start": 8440.08, "end": 8444.0, "text": " There is no chance Muesli wins this."}, {"start": 8444.0, "end": 8450.16, "text": " Lance Corporal has no feet."}, {"start": 8450.16, "end": 8451.82, "text": " Scoot chat."}, {"start": 8451.82, "end": 8453.82, "text": " I am so confident that we win this."}, {"start": 8453.82, "end": 8454.66, "text": " It's not even funny."}, {"start": 8454.66, "end": 8457.1, "text": " I think this is literally a guaranteed dub for us."}, {"start": 8457.1, "end": 8460.64, "text": " This is literally a guaranteed $500."}, {"start": 8460.64, "end": 8463.0, "text": " Rice cooker, I mean big dog."}, {"start": 8469.28, "end": 8471.72, "text": " I mean gigantic animal."}, {"start": 8477.16, "end": 8478.08, "text": " And then Pam."}, {"start": 8480.16, "end": 8486.76, "text": " I am I have never been more confident in my life. We're going scoot. I mean obviously we're going scoot, but scoot wins this. Come on"}, {"start": 8495.56, "end": 8500.92, "text": " Scoot if you lose the wise cook run to me to the group factory. Oh my goodness. It's not in the clothes"}, {"start": 8510.16, "end": 8517.16, "text": " Oh my goodness that was so close!"}, {"start": 8517.16, "end": 8526.16, "text": " Let's go Scoot!"}, {"start": 8526.16, "end": 8533.16, "text": " Welcome to the VIP lounge."}, {"start": 8533.16, "end": 8536.16, "text": " Oh this is the VIP bedding?"}, {"start": 8536.16, "end": 8542.84, "text": " That was so chat we have a thousand dollars. I don't even know what to do with my money now"}, {"start": 8550.92, "end": 8557.68, "text": " Champion I don't think scoot is good enough to do the champions race, but I think Chris Leon Kennedy chair sniffer is"}, {"start": 8566.16, "end": 8578.6, "text": " Let's let our best horse do another race y'all cool with that let's do that"}, {"start": 8578.6, "end": 8587.96, "text": " Leon Kennedy chair sniffer is two for two for us if Leon Kennedy chair sniffer goes"}, {"start": 8587.96, "end": 8593.32, "text": " three for three I don't even know what to say who do we got"}, {"start": 8593.32, "end": 8600.32, "text": " So, we immediately do not have to worry about my son because he instantly falls over."}, {"start": 8600.32, "end": 8604.84, "text": " Quarter horse power is decently fast but never want to race."}, {"start": 8604.84, "end": 8611.16, "text": " Leon Kennedy chair sniffer, Beverly Hills clop has never won a race and real estate mogul."}, {"start": 8611.16, "end": 8614.72, "text": " This is free."}, {"start": 8614.72, "end": 8617.72, "text": " This is free."}, {"start": 8617.72, "end": 8619.72, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8677.72, "end": 8687.039999999999, "text": " to the sniper that I pay $1,000 every race to sit up in the stands and shoot some of"}, {"start": 8687.04, "end": 8706.0, "text": " the horses. I'll send your money over PayPal soon. Oh my goodness. Leon's got it. Look"}, {"start": 8706.0, "end": 8710.480000000001, "text": " here. Leon. Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer's three for three, but I'm not proud of that"}, {"start": 8710.48, "end": 8717.439999999999, "text": " one. I'm not proud of that one. Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer is not good enough to go into"}, {"start": 8717.439999999999, "end": 8722.619999999999, "text": " the Champions League. There's no way. We only won that by a sheer miracle. Quarter horse"}, {"start": 8722.619999999999, "end": 8737.92, "text": " power was legitimately dusting everybody until they fell over. I don't know who owns"}, {"start": 8737.92, "end": 8740.0, "text": " Quarter horse power but I need that horse."}, {"start": 8745.6, "end": 8746.24, "text": " Scoot."}, {"start": 8748.8, "end": 8750.88, "text": " Shaft should we race scoot again?"}, {"start": 8764.64, "end": 8765.76, "text": " Let's race scoot again."}, {"start": 8767.92, "end": 8774.92, "text": " Scoot's one for one, chat."}, {"start": 8774.92, "end": 8784.56, "text": " Okay, friend indeed looked scary the first time."}, {"start": 8784.56, "end": 8785.56, "text": " Is it just mirrored?"}, {"start": 8785.56, "end": 8786.56, "text": " Scoot put on some weight."}, {"start": 8786.56, "end": 8790.92, "text": " Yo, Scoot, why are you looking so thick right now?"}, {"start": 8790.92, "end": 8794.92, "text": " Why does Scoot look so big?"}, {"start": 8794.92, "end": 8804.92, "text": " Um, Mittens? We're not worried about Mittens. Cuba looks pretty fast. All spring is Princess"}, {"start": 8804.92, "end": 8814.16, "text": " Glitter, but who I'm really worried about is Bazooka. I am really worried about Bazooka."}, {"start": 8814.16, "end": 8816.16, "text": " Come on, Scoot. Let's go. Let's get it, Scoot."}, {"start": 8821.16, "end": 8822.16, "text": " Bazooka's out!"}, {"start": 8828.16, "end": 8831.16, "text": " Scoot! You're not losing a cue back!"}, {"start": 8836.16, "end": 8837.16, "text": " Scoot, oh my god."}, {"start": 8837.16, "end": 8838.16, "text": " Scoot! Scoot!"}, {"start": 8844.16, "end": 8851.16, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one."}, {"start": 8874.16, "end": 8876.16, "text": " Should I get rid of these rabbits, Chad?"}, {"start": 8880.16, "end": 8881.16, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8882.16, "end": 8884.16, "text": " Wait, I can sell Scoot for $2,000."}, {"start": 8885.16, "end": 8889.16, "text": " Because Scoot is the offspring of a rabbit and he won a race."}, {"start": 8890.16, "end": 8891.16, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 8904.16, "end": 8926.92, "text": " $360 for Scoot. A friend indeed made it to the farm because he could never win a race."}, {"start": 8926.92, "end": 8931.32, "text": " We're trading in Scoot for I'm not a number. I'm not a number. Literally had the fastest"}, {"start": 8931.32, "end": 8936.16, "text": " finish I've ever seen in my life. We have to get I'm not a number. No joke. We have to"}, {"start": 8942.119999999999, "end": 8949.64, "text": " yo, Lily left three hours ago with the 200 gifted subs. Oh my goodness. W Lily with"}, {"start": 8949.64, "end": 8959.96, "text": " the 200 gifted. Oh my goodness. Lord have mercy. W Lily for real with the 200 gifted."}, {"start": 8959.960000000001, "end": 8963.560000000001, "text": " that is crazy. I really appreciate that Lily. Thank you. W Lily"}, {"start": 8963.560000000001, "end": 8964.160000000002, "text": " for real."}, {"start": 8967.480000000001, "end": 8970.400000000001, "text": " W Lily. Seriously, I really appreciate that Lily. Thank you."}, {"start": 8970.400000000001, "end": 8978.12, "text": " W Lily for the 200 chat. Hear me out. We breed not a number"}, {"start": 8978.160000000002, "end": 8981.480000000001, "text": " and scoot chat. I don't know if y'all remember who remembers"}, {"start": 8981.480000000001, "end": 8983.640000000001, "text": " when we raced against not a number. It was like the"}, {"start": 8983.640000000001, "end": 8987.880000000001, "text": " fastest finish I've ever seen in my life. Let's breed scoot"}, {"start": 8987.880000000001, "end": 8991.78, "text": " and not a number here and create the most fast horse ever, actually."}, {"start": 8994.480000000001, "end": 8997.28, "text": " We're doing this six hundred and sixty dollars, I do not care."}, {"start": 9002.62, "end": 9005.12, "text": " All his years are long, long years to get 2000."}, {"start": 9010.060000000001, "end": 9010.800000000001, "text": " We go by some."}, {"start": 9010.800000000001, "end": 9013.800000000001, "text": " Uh, hey!"}, {"start": 9016.800000000001, "end": 9018.800000000001, "text": " Check game of the year, what?"}, {"start": 9020.800000000001, "end": 9023.800000000001, "text": " Scoot? Not a number."}, {"start": 9023.800000000001, "end": 9025.800000000001, "text": " Sweet."}, {"start": 9031.800000000001, "end": 9033.800000000001, "text": " Not a number. No, eat some!"}, {"start": 9036.800000000001, "end": 9038.800000000001, "text": " Not a number."}, {"start": 9038.800000000001, "end": 9040.800000000001, "text": " Scoot."}, {"start": 9045.800000000001, "end": 9049.800000000001, "text": " Oh, this thing's gonna be a day-to-day!"}, {"start": 9049.800000000001, "end": 9078.800000000001, "text": " I am willing you to be the fastest horse ever into existence right now."}, {"start": 9078.800000000001, "end": 9081.720000000001, "text": " Well, that's not a good idea."}, {"start": 9081.720000000001, "end": 9083.160000000002, "text": " But the train is coming."}, {"start": 9083.160000000002, "end": 9084.800000000001, "text": " See you later."}, {"start": 9084.800000000001, "end": 9085.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9085.800000000001, "end": 9086.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9086.800000000001, "end": 9087.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9087.800000000001, "end": 9088.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9088.800000000001, "end": 9089.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9089.800000000001, "end": 9090.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9090.800000000001, "end": 9091.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9091.800000000001, "end": 9092.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9092.800000000001, "end": 9093.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9093.800000000001, "end": 9094.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9094.800000000001, "end": 9095.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9095.800000000001, "end": 9096.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9096.800000000001, "end": 9097.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9097.800000000001, "end": 9098.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9098.800000000001, "end": 9099.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9099.800000000001, "end": 9100.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9100.800000000001, "end": 9101.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9101.800000000001, "end": 9102.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9102.800000000001, "end": 9103.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9103.800000000001, "end": 9104.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9104.800000000001, "end": 9105.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9105.800000000001, "end": 9106.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9106.800000000001, "end": 9107.800000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 9167.800000000001, "end": 9191.400000000001, "text": " I say we put not a number in the champion's race"}, {"start": 9191.4, "end": 9220.52, "text": " Oh, he needs to win two races. Let's just get one out of the way right here."}, {"start": 9220.52, "end": 9225.52, "text": " Why does my, oh my goodness, three of the four horses in here has won a race."}, {"start": 9233.04, "end": 9235.82, "text": " Okay, so the horse that we have in the race is not a number."}, {"start": 9235.82, "end": 9240.92, "text": " He has won a race when we raced against him."}, {"start": 9241.92, "end": 9244.42, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, this may look bad."}, {"start": 9244.42, "end": 9246.08, "text": " Wildfire looks like a demon."}, {"start": 9246.08, "end": 9247.62, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 9247.62, "end": 9255.220000000001, "text": " My son is a non-factor. I don't know what evil monster keeps putting this thing in these races, but you need to stop"}, {"start": 9257.220000000001, "end": 9259.220000000001, "text": " California ham is fast. I"}, {"start": 9260.34, "end": 9262.34, "text": " Don't remember see buddy that will"}, {"start": 9263.300000000001, "end": 9269.900000000001, "text": " Bro, you lose this you don't understand not a number is the fastest horse. I've seen yet, and I think we get this"}, {"start": 9277.62, "end": 9287.62, "text": " Come on, now, now, now!"}, {"start": 9288.62, "end": 9289.62, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 9290.62, "end": 9291.62, "text": " Get down!"}, {"start": 9292.62, "end": 9294.62, "text": " I told you, man!"}, {"start": 9295.62, "end": 9296.62, "text": " I told you!"}, {"start": 9307.62, "end": 9314.62, "text": " No, I can't breathe, like I'm kidding. No, he's still alive."}, {"start": 9337.62, "end": 9347.62, "text": " Our prize horse!"}, {"start": 9367.62, "end": 9392.7, "text": " Not a number has got one more race in them."}, {"start": 9392.7, "end": 9399.54, "text": " a number is eight years old has won two races this will be not a number's last"}, {"start": 9399.54, "end": 9410.18, "text": " race because he's too old let's go out with a bang not a number senior horse"}, {"start": 9410.18, "end": 9417.740000000002, "text": " into the Champions League could you imagine the straight cinema this would"}, {"start": 9417.74, "end": 9424.74, "text": " be if we just put an eight year old horse into the Champions League and he wins it."}, {"start": 9424.74, "end": 9445.02, "text": " Oh no, Cuberts here. That was a $250 entry fee by the way. Oh my goodness, salad days"}, {"start": 9445.02, "end": 9460.02, "text": " is in here. So, this is the premium like premium race because it's a champions league."}, {"start": 9460.02, "end": 9468.9, "text": " Cuba salad days. Oh my goodness. I am so scared of salad days. Off-spring generation H. Princess"}, {"start": 9468.9, "end": 9482.74, "text": " litter mood through the internet. California ham. This will be straight absolute cinema."}, {"start": 9482.74, "end": 9489.58, "text": " If somehow not a number pulls this off, bro, in his last race ever Cinderella tour or whatever"}, {"start": 9489.58, "end": 9490.58, "text": " It's called."}, {"start": 9511.08, "end": 9513.58, "text": " Not a number just died on the course."}, {"start": 9514.58, "end": 9516.58, "text": " My horse just died on the track."}, {"start": 9517.08, "end": 9518.58, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 9518.58, "end": 9521.58, "text": " Did he just have a heart attack mid-race?"}, {"start": 9522.58, "end": 9524.58, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 9528.58, "end": 9530.58, "text": " Why does the big t-"}, {"start": 9540.58, "end": 9542.58, "text": " What happened to-"}, {"start": 9545.58, "end": 9547.58, "text": " What happened to you?"}, {"start": 9548.58, "end": 9558.58, "text": " We didn't pass off his offspring though."}, {"start": 9558.58, "end": 9568.58, "text": " Let him run free around the house for a little bit."}, {"start": 9568.58, "end": 9570.58, "text": " This is his off-screen."}, {"start": 9591.06, "end": 9593.14, "text": " The leg angle is wrong."}, {"start": 9593.14, "end": 9595.7, "text": " Chad, should we just start gluing some of these horses, bro?"}, {"start": 9598.58, "end": 9616.02, "text": " Should we even take this one to the races chat?"}, {"start": 9616.02, "end": 9626.26, "text": " I'll give him a chance."}, {"start": 9626.26, "end": 9651.380000000001, "text": " This is unbelievable."}, {"start": 9651.380000000001, "end": 9656.6, "text": " You know what's crazy? I could instantly tell that this was a descendant of Rice Cooker,"}, {"start": 9656.6, "end": 9663.320000000002, "text": " because Rice Cooker looks the exact same as this horse, by the way. The ex- parents is"}, {"start": 9663.320000000002, "end": 9670.320000000002, "text": " Rice Cooker and salad days. Somebody get me in contact with the owner of this horse right"}, {"start": 9670.32, "end": 9681.119999999999, "text": " now I need to talk how much do you want for it robo-hoof let's see what slow"}, {"start": 9681.119999999999, "end": 9693.32, "text": " pokes got look at this yo big rich with the five gifted thank you big rich with"}, {"start": 9693.32, "end": 9701.16, "text": " the five gifted. Thank you. Let's see what Slowpoke does chat. You ready? We're gluing"}, {"start": 9701.16, "end": 9705.88, "text": " Slowpoke after this. How much does Slowpoke weigh? Slowpoke is 1,300 pounds. We'll get"}, {"start": 9705.88, "end": 9708.88, "text": " at least $50 out of this thing if we take it to the glue factory."}, {"start": 9723.32, "end": 9725.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9737.24, "end": 9739.24, "text": " Slimey tampon with the five gifted"}, {"start": 9783.32, "end": 9803.46, "text": " All right, before we get on spooky time, should we catch another random one real quick and"}, {"start": 9803.46, "end": 9804.46, "text": " test them?"}, {"start": 9804.46, "end": 9808.46, "text": " Yeah, I was not expecting this game to be this fire, by the way, this is crazy."}, {"start": 9808.460000000001, "end": 9814.78, "text": " So, who has been the best horse so far?"}, {"start": 9814.78, "end": 9818.900000000001, "text": " Has it been Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer?"}, {"start": 9818.900000000001, "end": 9832.94, "text": " Snob, Scoot, wasn't that good?"}, {"start": 9832.94, "end": 9835.580000000002, "text": " Chat, look."}, {"start": 9835.580000000002, "end": 9838.300000000001, "text": " Should we race Scoot again?"}, {"start": 9838.300000000001, "end": 9854.86, "text": " We're taking Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer to the retirement home by the way."}, {"start": 9854.86, "end": 9857.86, "text": " Breed you can't you can't breed them once they get to a certain age."}, {"start": 9857.86, "end": 9862.18, "text": " So now on can Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer which was our prize horses in the retirement"}, {"start": 9862.18, "end": 9863.18, "text": " home."}, {"start": 9863.18, "end": 9865.94, "text": " They're living a good life."}, {"start": 9865.94, "end": 9870.94, "text": " Let's race Scoot again real quick and see just how good Scoot is."}, {"start": 9870.94, "end": 9874.94, "text": " Does Scoot have a dub?"}, {"start": 9874.94, "end": 9878.94, "text": " Scoot does have a dub."}, {"start": 9878.94, "end": 9884.94, "text": " But look at his offspring. We named both of Scoot's offspring after glue."}, {"start": 9884.94, "end": 9888.94, "text": " That's how we just killed his kid."}, {"start": 9888.94, "end": 9893.94, "text": " Genetics are not there."}, {"start": 9893.94, "end": 9909.62, "text": " generation h is in here gg we don't stand a chance generation h is in here we do not"}, {"start": 9909.62, "end": 9910.960000000001, "text": " I stand a chance, bro."}, {"start": 9916.160000000002, "end": 9917.6, "text": " Hey, yo, left!"}, {"start": 9917.6, "end": 9919.36, "text": " Generation H, hook up!"}, {"start": 9919.36, "end": 9920.720000000001, "text": " For the gunshot!"}, {"start": 9920.720000000001, "end": 9922.04, "text": " Left!"}, {"start": 9922.04, "end": 9923.2, "text": " Left!"}, {"start": 9923.2, "end": 9925.04, "text": " Generation H, drop that!"}, {"start": 9925.04, "end": 9925.880000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9925.880000000001, "end": 9926.720000000001, "text": " Left!"}, {"start": 9926.720000000001, "end": 9927.720000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9927.720000000001, "end": 9928.560000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9930.44, "end": 9931.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9937.84, "end": 9938.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9938.68, "end": 9958.2, "text": " Hello. Yes, my name is Case. I have, you know, I put a few horses in these races here."}, {"start": 9958.2, "end": 9963.24, "text": " I'm pretty new around here, but I've won a few races already. There is this horse"}, {"start": 9963.24, "end": 9970.32, "text": " named generation H. Can I get in contact with that horse's owner now? I don't care what the"}, {"start": 9970.32, "end": 9978.72, "text": " price. I will pay it. I have I have it. Okay. Just get give me the number. Get back with"}, {"start": 9978.72, "end": 9984.4, "text": " me. I need I need this horse. Do you understand? I will pay whatever it takes for this horse."}, {"start": 9984.4, "end": 9991.36, "text": " All right. Thank you. I got to get my hand on this horse here. I watch on a run"}, {"start": 9991.36, "end": 9997.68, "text": " that back really quickly really quickly let's just run that back i want y'all to chat am i tweaking"}, {"start": 9997.68, "end": 10003.28, "text": " or did that horse jump early that horse jumped early on everything i love it did"}, {"start": 10009.84, "end": 10017.52, "text": " listen for the gunshot look at keep your eye on generation h and listen for the jump shot look"}, {"start": 10017.52, "end": 10031.68, "text": " are you looking? Are you looking? Good, because look here. Generation H is in here, GG. We"}, {"start": 10031.68, "end": 10044.2, "text": " don't stand a chance. Generation H is in here. That was like a full set. Look here. I understand"}, {"start": 10044.2, "end": 10049.68, "text": " it didn't matter because Generation H is the fastest horse I've seen in this game so far."}, {"start": 10049.68, "end": 10054.44, "text": " But I mean this with a passion it should have been disqualified."}, {"start": 10054.44, "end": 10057.44, "text": " It took off like a full second before the gunshot."}, {"start": 10057.44, "end": 10058.44, "text": " Listen again."}, {"start": 10058.44, "end": 10059.44, "text": " Hey, yo, Raph!"}, {"start": 10059.44, "end": 10060.44, "text": " Generation H took off before the gunshot!"}, {"start": 10060.44, "end": 10061.44, "text": " Raph!"}, {"start": 10061.44, "end": 10062.44, "text": " Raph!"}, {"start": 10062.44, "end": 10063.44, "text": " Generation H, stop that!"}, {"start": 10063.44, "end": 10064.44, "text": " Dude, I understand that it wouldn't have mattered because look at that, it's just"}, {"start": 10064.44, "end": 10065.44, "text": " a gunshot."}, {"start": 10065.44, "end": 10067.44, "text": " I don't shot!"}, {"start": 10067.44, "end": 10069.44, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10069.44, "end": 10071.44, "text": " Generation 8 jumper!"}, {"start": 10071.44, "end": 10075.44, "text": " Dude, I understand that it wouldn't have mattered because look at this gap."}, {"start": 10075.44, "end": 10077.44, "text": " I need to see if I can buy this horse."}, {"start": 10077.44, "end": 10079.44, "text": " I gotta go check a stable real quick."}, {"start": 10079.44, "end": 10082.44, "text": " Hold up, we gotta breed this thing and pass the genetics down."}, {"start": 10082.44, "end": 10083.44, "text": " Literally right now."}, {"start": 10083.44, "end": 10084.44, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 10084.44, "end": 10087.44, "text": " I'm about to create a lineage of the fastest horses of all time."}, {"start": 10092.44, "end": 10094.44, "text": " Scoot, you're so mid and your genetics suck."}, {"start": 10094.44, "end": 10096.44, "text": " I'm done with you"}, {"start": 10096.44, "end": 10098.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10122.76, "end": 10124.76, "text": " Gotta buy"}, {"start": 10156.44, "end": 10171.44, "text": " Okay, we lost and it's the reason we lost is because Princess Glitter's in here."}, {"start": 10171.44, "end": 10177.68, "text": " My son is a guaranteed non competitor and a friend indeed is a guaranteed non competitor"}, {"start": 10177.68, "end": 10183.44, "text": " either but Princess Glitter I know is fast but maybe our horse the big cheese has something"}, {"start": 10183.44, "end": 10194.12, "text": " going for him how did you get big cheese I just bought him from a shady saloon or a shady farm"}, {"start": 10213.44, "end": 10215.44, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 10215.44, "end": 10217.28, "text": " That's my prize horse."}, {"start": 10217.28, "end": 10219.2, "text": " That's my prize horse."}, {"start": 10219.2, "end": 10221.2, "text": " That is my prize horse!"}, {"start": 10221.2, "end": 10222.2, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10222.2, "end": 10224.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10252.2, "end": 10276.2, "text": " We need to find a horse to win a race in very fashion and breed with did they just die?"}, {"start": 10276.2, "end": 10296.2, "text": " That horse just died in front of my op-"}, {"start": 10296.2, "end": 10304.2, "text": " Keep your eyes out, we need something crazy here"}, {"start": 10304.2, "end": 10305.2, "text": " here."}, {"start": 10305.2, "end": 10315.5, "text": " I'm so serious."}, {"start": 10315.5, "end": 10321.720000000001, "text": " If we get a horse that wins a race in the size of fashion and we breed it with the big"}, {"start": 10321.720000000001, "end": 10327.84, "text": " cheese, we're actually going to create the fastest horse ever."}, {"start": 10327.84, "end": 10337.84, "text": " What is honking do?"}, {"start": 10337.84, "end": 10338.84, "text": " Hear me out right here."}, {"start": 10338.84, "end": 10339.84, "text": " What are we thinking here?"}, {"start": 10339.84, "end": 10342.24, "text": " What are we thinking here?"}, {"start": 10342.24, "end": 10353.12, "text": " Follow the arrow."}, {"start": 10353.12, "end": 10379.52, "text": " buy one. Chad, does the arrow show the best horse out here? Right here. Right here, no"}, {"start": 10379.52, "end": 10381.52, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 10391.52, "end": 10393.52, "text": " Try not to sell what Hawking does."}, {"start": 10409.52, "end": 10432.36, "text": " If this horse wins this race into size to faction, we breed them with the big cheese and create"}, {"start": 10432.36, "end": 10439.36, "text": " the greatest source that ever lived."}, {"start": 10492.36, "end": 10495.36, "text": " What do we need to be looking for, for a fast?"}, {"start": 10497.36, "end": 10498.36, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 10499.36, "end": 10500.36, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 10500.36, "end": 10501.36, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 10502.36, "end": 10503.36, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 10503.36, "end": 10504.36, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 10504.36, "end": 10505.36, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 10505.36, "end": 10506.36, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 10522.36, "end": 10529.36, "text": " go feed him or racing him."}, {"start": 10535.880000000001, "end": 10539.880000000001, "text": " yo tins with the five."}, {"start": 10539.880000000001, "end": 10546.880000000001, "text": " let him eat real quick."}, {"start": 10552.36, "end": 10576.28, "text": " I should have sold him, but it's all right."}, {"start": 10576.28, "end": 10578.28, "text": " Yo, back room edge or with the five."}, {"start": 10578.28, "end": 10582.28, "text": " Let me go take a good look at the big cheese and see what the difference is."}, {"start": 10582.28, "end": 10589.28, "text": " Oh, I forgot he has Gigantic boots so we'll never know."}, {"start": 10612.28, "end": 10641.800000000001, "text": " Your parent is Scoot?"}, {"start": 10641.800000000001, "end": 10643.880000000001, "text": " I'll test them, but I don't think so."}, {"start": 10643.880000000001, "end": 10645.640000000001, "text": " Scoot doesn't have good genetics."}, {"start": 10647.640000000001, "end": 10650.2, "text": " Turd log in my thong with the five gifted."}, {"start": 10650.2, "end": 10651.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10651.04, "end": 10658.04, "text": " Okay, let's do it this way then."}, {"start": 10681.04, "end": 10683.04, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 10699.04, "end": 10705.960000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's we got something here. We got something here."}, {"start": 10711.04, "end": 10716.04, "text": " Big rice cookers in here, G.G."}, {"start": 10716.04, "end": 10719.04, "text": " Specter looks like a demon."}, {"start": 10719.04, "end": 10722.04, "text": " Oh, my lord."}, {"start": 10722.04, "end": 10724.04, "text": " Princess Glitter's in here, bro."}, {"start": 10724.04, "end": 10728.04, "text": " What is Princess Glitter gonna retire, man?"}, {"start": 10728.04, "end": 10732.04, "text": " Parents are salad days in Cuba, dog!"}, {"start": 10732.04, "end": 10736.04, "text": " Send it."}, {"start": 10766.04, "end": 10773.04, "text": " You know, I'm not the boss anymore."}, {"start": 10775.740000000002, "end": 10782.740000000002, "text": " I'm going to get rid of that spider."}, {"start": 10787.52, "end": 10794.52, "text": " I'm not going to let that spider get away with that."}, {"start": 10796.04, "end": 10798.04, "text": " It's got boots"}, {"start": 10807.720000000001, "end": 10814.68, "text": " So the boot this generation. Oh, no, I don't know a big cheese is gonna be fast without the boots"}, {"start": 10820.76, "end": 10823.36, "text": " This is gonna have to be the greatest force of all time"}, {"start": 10826.04, "end": 10847.04, "text": " Wait, tater and the big cheese?"}, {"start": 10847.04, "end": 10852.04, "text": " I think we'll get to the end of this."}, {"start": 10852.04, "end": 10857.04, "text": " I'll just have to wait until the game's finished."}, {"start": 10857.04, "end": 10862.04, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this, but I don't know."}, {"start": 10862.04, "end": 10867.04, "text": " I guess I'll just have to wait for the next game."}, {"start": 10867.04, "end": 10872.04, "text": " I'm not sure how to do this, but I guess I'll just have to wait."}, {"start": 10872.04, "end": 10894.04, "text": " You don't deserve to wear those boots."}, {"start": 10894.04, "end": 10915.04, "text": " Let's see if the big cheese is still fast without the boots, let's see."}, {"start": 10915.04, "end": 10920.800000000001, "text": " Chat the big cheese is one of the fastest horses ever, when with the boots, let's see if the"}, {"start": 10920.800000000001, "end": 10927.800000000001, "text": " the big cheese is fast without the boots. Zeke's in here, GG."}, {"start": 10980.800000000001, "end": 10991.480000000001, "text": " We're putting Tater in another race. Let's go. We're putting Tater in another race."}, {"start": 10991.480000000001, "end": 11003.2, "text": " Let's go. I can't believe it. We got to run to the race for Tater. We lost maximum carnage"}, {"start": 11003.2, "end": 11011.2, "text": " is in here. Chat Maximum"}, {"start": 11011.2, "end": 11021.2, "text": " Tarnage is the big cheese is"}, {"start": 11021.2, "end": 11023.2, "text": " dad."}, {"start": 11023.2, "end": 11025.2, "text": " All right, y'all ready?"}, {"start": 11025.2, "end": 11032.2, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11037.2, "end": 11042.2, "text": " Tater's the best horse ever."}, {"start": 11045.2, "end": 11050.2, "text": " Tater's the best horse ever."}, {"start": 11055.2, "end": 11062.2, "text": " Alright, but who has goggles?"}, {"start": 11062.2, "end": 11066.2, "text": " Why is goggles in here?"}, {"start": 11066.2, "end": 11071.2, "text": " That was my horse!"}, {"start": 11071.2, "end": 11078.2, "text": " Let's go let Tater sleep real quick and then let's do a champion race with Tater again real quick, yeah?"}, {"start": 11085.2, "end": 11088.2, "text": " Freedom, yeah, but with who?"}, {"start": 11100.2, "end": 11102.2, "text": " A new horse?"}, {"start": 11108.2, "end": 11113.2, "text": " Chatlock in. $250 entry fee champion race."}, {"start": 11113.2, "end": 11118.240000000002, "text": " Tater, I think is the best horse we've ever had besides that one horse, not a"}, {"start": 11118.240000000002, "end": 11120.720000000001, "text": " number."}, {"start": 11124.480000000001, "end": 11128.76, "text": " Generation H is in here and Cuber."}, {"start": 11128.76, "end": 11145.4, "text": " There's no way. If we win this, we get $2,500, dude."}, {"start": 11145.4, "end": 11152.12, "text": " Oh my goodness, job 1917 and salad days are generation H's parents. This is the fastest"}, {"start": 11152.12, "end": 11154.12, "text": " to watch an existence."}, {"start": 11160.12, "end": 11162.12, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11182.12, "end": 11183.12, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 11183.12, "end": 11184.12, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 11184.12, "end": 11189.12, "text": " Taylor's the fastest horse we've ever had!"}, {"start": 11189.12, "end": 11193.12, "text": " Open the gift box!"}, {"start": 11193.12, "end": 11195.12, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 11195.12, "end": 11200.12, "text": " Tainer's the fastest horse we've ever had!"}, {"start": 11200.12, "end": 11203.12, "text": " Open the gift box!"}, {"start": 11203.12, "end": 11210.12, "text": " The legendary Silver Lasso, what does that do?"}, {"start": 11210.12, "end": 11234.04, "text": " The legendary Silver Lasso, what does that do?"}, {"start": 11234.04, "end": 11236.62, "text": " That is the silver lasso unlimited."}, {"start": 11236.62, "end": 11238.12, "text": " Is that what this is?"}, {"start": 11249.18, "end": 11253.7, "text": " Dog, we have to pass down Tater's genetics chat."}, {"start": 11253.7, "end": 11254.900000000001, "text": " I'm so serious."}, {"start": 11256.380000000001, "end": 11257.460000000001, "text": " I'm so serious."}, {"start": 11257.460000000001, "end": 11258.76, "text": " We have to do something."}, {"start": 11258.76, "end": 11273.6, "text": " Tater's getting old chat."}, {"start": 11273.6, "end": 11276.32, "text": " Oh my goodness, that's so much aura."}, {"start": 11276.32, "end": 11278.24, "text": " Oh my goodness, that's so much aura."}, {"start": 11278.24, "end": 11281.0, "text": " We have, dude, Tater is six years old."}, {"start": 11281.0, "end": 11284.16, "text": " We have to pass down the jeans now!"}, {"start": 11291.16, "end": 11293.16, "text": " I can't believe we had that much money from..."}, {"start": 11295.0, "end": 11298.6, "text": " I'm selling cheesy talk, but we need the boots to pass down!"}, {"start": 11311.0, "end": 11318.0, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 11318.0, "end": 11322.68, "text": " You're getting tested."}, {"start": 11322.68, "end": 11325.24, "text": " Chat, we have the Silver Lasso now."}, {"start": 11325.24, "end": 11330.28, "text": " We can test for free because the Lasso's don't cost money anymore."}, {"start": 11330.28, "end": 11338.28, "text": " Chat, I will remember Tater for as long as I'm with..."}, {"start": 11338.28, "end": 11365.0, "text": " I will remember tater for as long as I live I'm so serious potential potential potential"}, {"start": 11365.0, "end": 11371.0, "text": " You know what potential?"}, {"start": 11371.0, "end": 11387.04, "text": " Chat, not only did Tater just win us $2,500, Tater just won us an unlimited lasso, by the"}, {"start": 11387.04, "end": 11388.04, "text": " way."}, {"start": 11388.04, "end": 11395.04, "text": " I'm gonna tear you out."}, {"start": 11395.04, "end": 11402.04, "text": " No, it's you."}, {"start": 11402.04, "end": 11410.04, "text": " Hey, you're just old and hungry."}, {"start": 11410.04, "end": 11429.0, "text": " Hey, you're just old and hungry."}, {"start": 11429.0, "end": 11441.0, "text": " dollar. Wait, Wendy? Goggles!"}, {"start": 11441.0, "end": 11460.76, "text": " Maximum carnage produced a big cheese."}, {"start": 11460.76, "end": 11465.6, "text": " Do you think there's a way?"}, {"start": 11465.6, "end": 11474.52, "text": " Do you think there is a way to trace back who Taylor's parents are?"}, {"start": 11474.52, "end": 11479.68, "text": " If we have a way, wait no that would be inbreeding, we can't do that, never mind."}, {"start": 11479.68, "end": 11485.48, "text": " No, I can't, never mind."}, {"start": 11485.48, "end": 11509.58, "text": " Where's Wendy?"}, {"start": 11509.58, "end": 11512.58, "text": " You also created the big cheese?"}, {"start": 11525.58, "end": 11528.58, "text": " Test them? Oh, I can test them, huh?"}, {"start": 11530.58, "end": 11532.58, "text": " Oh, Wendy's here!"}, {"start": 11539.58, "end": 11562.06, "text": " I think we're better off finding a horse in the wild, Chad, I'm not going to lie to y'all"}, {"start": 11562.06, "end": 11565.06, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 11565.06, "end": 11577.38, "text": " wait mass ejection wait i remember you"}, {"start": 11577.38, "end": 11583.38, "text": " goggles i found you in the wild goggles why are you even here now i know why i got"}, {"start": 11583.380000000001, "end": 11607.740000000002, "text": " I don't think it's fast enough chat I'm not gonna lie we're better off finding one literally"}, {"start": 11607.74, "end": 11631.82, "text": " in the wild don't you think"}, {"start": 11631.82, "end": 11634.82, "text": " No way! No way! No way!"}, {"start": 11637.82, "end": 11639.82, "text": " This is how you win under its belt!"}, {"start": 11657.82, "end": 11659.82, "text": " See buddy, have the dub too!"}, {"start": 11661.82, "end": 11678.94, "text": " Why is this horse $1,100 chat?"}, {"start": 11678.94, "end": 11687.0, "text": " Why is this horse $1,100?"}, {"start": 11687.0, "end": 11693.56, "text": " Oreo with the with the team get the W Oreo with the team get the thank you I don't know chat bro"}, {"start": 11698.28, "end": 11702.28, "text": " that's a scam what do y'all think the move is"}, {"start": 11702.28, "end": 11721.480000000001, "text": " Wild, you're right. Hold on. I think so. Chat wild has to be the play, right? It has to be."}, {"start": 11721.480000000001, "end": 11730.16, "text": " It's bit lit. You know what we need to do? We need to go inspect Tater right now and see exactly what"}, {"start": 11730.16, "end": 11737.36, "text": " Tater looks like no joke because Tater is the fastest horse that ever lived no joke"}, {"start": 11737.36, "end": 11738.36, "text": " I got a picture of Tater."}, {"start": 11738.36, "end": 11761.720000000001, "text": " Dude, but Tater looks unassuming, right?"}, {"start": 11761.720000000001, "end": 11762.720000000001, "text": " Does it?"}, {"start": 11762.720000000001, "end": 11763.720000000001, "text": " Does it?"}, {"start": 11763.720000000001, "end": 11764.720000000001, "text": " Tater looks unassuming?"}, {"start": 11764.72, "end": 11771.72, "text": " Tater really looks unassuming."}, {"start": 11771.72, "end": 11778.72, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 11778.72, "end": 11784.72, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 11784.72, "end": 11793.72, "text": " That's it. That's it. That's the one. That's the one."}, {"start": 11793.72, "end": 11811.76, "text": " They just don't make them like Tater no more."}, {"start": 11811.76, "end": 11815.96, "text": " Chat, they just don't make them like Tater no more, man."}, {"start": 11815.96, "end": 11820.32, "text": " It's unbelievable, bro."}, {"start": 11820.32, "end": 11822.32, "text": " I just don't make it like Tater!"}, {"start": 11831.32, "end": 11832.32, "text": " Get out of my face!"}, {"start": 11837.32, "end": 11839.32, "text": " Chad, I'm gonna dig through this, I don't know why."}, {"start": 11839.32, "end": 11841.32, "text": " Dude, this is great!"}, {"start": 11842.32, "end": 11846.32, "text": " Tater, there's nobody like Tater out here, nowhere, man!"}, {"start": 11850.32, "end": 11860.32, "text": " You're a couple with me."}, {"start": 11860.32, "end": 11872.08, "text": " Get over here."}, {"start": 11872.08, "end": 11873.08, "text": " Wrong legs dude."}, {"start": 11873.08, "end": 11874.08, "text": " I'm looking."}, {"start": 11874.08, "end": 11876.08, "text": " I'm just looking, chat."}, {"start": 11876.08, "end": 11877.08, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 11877.08, "end": 11880.08, "text": " He doesn't cost us anything to grab him right now!"}, {"start": 11892.08, "end": 11893.08, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11897.08, "end": 11900.08, "text": " Chat, there's none of these that are built like Tater, man."}, {"start": 11900.08, "end": 11903.08, "text": " None of these are built like Tater!"}, {"start": 11937.08, "end": 11939.08, "text": " My god!"}, {"start": 11939.08, "end": 11941.08, "text": " Get it!"}, {"start": 11941.08, "end": 11943.08, "text": " Get it!"}, {"start": 11943.08, "end": 11945.08, "text": " Get it!"}, {"start": 11945.08, "end": 11947.08, "text": " Get it!"}, {"start": 11947.08, "end": 11949.08, "text": " Get it!"}, {"start": 11949.08, "end": 11978.32, "text": " I'm just gonna test this just for the fun of it, okay?"}, {"start": 11978.32, "end": 11980.32, "text": " Thanks for the fun of it."}, {"start": 11980.32, "end": 11982.32, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 11982.32, "end": 11984.32, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 11984.32, "end": 11986.32, "text": " Go, go, go, go!"}, {"start": 12010.32, "end": 12017.32, "text": " That's a problem."}, {"start": 12017.32, "end": 12022.32, "text": " That's a problem."}, {"start": 12022.32, "end": 12037.32, "text": " I say we get this horse and if we breed this horse and one comes out built just like that with a longer tail, it'll have an anti-flip mechanism and it'll never flip."}, {"start": 12067.32, "end": 12077.32, "text": " Do we bring him a cheese he's on?"}, {"start": 12077.32, "end": 12087.32, "text": " Oh, that's wrong one."}, {"start": 12087.32, "end": 12097.32, "text": " Shad hear me out."}, {"start": 12097.32, "end": 12105.32, "text": " Kickstand, cheesy time."}, {"start": 12105.32, "end": 12111.32, "text": " Get to sleep."}, {"start": 12111.32, "end": 12115.32, "text": " Alright, let's catch this one."}, {"start": 12115.32, "end": 12117.82, "text": " It's hungry, hurry up, you didn't get no free food."}, {"start": 12117.82, "end": 12128.98, "text": " That's who's going with Tater."}, {"start": 12128.98, "end": 12130.48, "text": " That might be who's going with Tater."}, {"start": 12143.6, "end": 12144.76, "text": " We're off, we're getting rid of."}, {"start": 12145.32, "end": 12161.32, "text": " Cheesy cock. Kick sand. Horse. Where's Tater? Make me rich! Make me rich! Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 12161.32, "end": 12171.32, "text": " Okay, there it is."}, {"start": 12171.32, "end": 12172.32, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 12172.32, "end": 12176.039999999999, "text": " All right, let's get rid of this one."}, {"start": 12176.039999999999, "end": 12177.039999999999, "text": " Did I sell?"}, {"start": 12177.039999999999, "end": 12186.039999999999, "text": " Should I put kickstand with tater?"}, {"start": 12186.04, "end": 12210.84, "text": " I'm dead serious right now we're putting kickstand with fader"}, {"start": 12210.84, "end": 12223.84, "text": " Why does nobody have the kickstand leg like this one does?"}, {"start": 12223.84, "end": 12226.84, "text": " Oh my goodness, this horse is built for speed."}, {"start": 12226.84, "end": 12229.52, "text": " Oh my goodness, this horse is built for speed."}, {"start": 12229.52, "end": 12233.84, "text": " Look at the leg, look at the tail, look at the aerodynamics, look at the neck action."}, {"start": 12233.84, "end": 12236.42, "text": " Oh my goodness, this horse is built for speed."}, {"start": 12245.880000000001, "end": 12246.72, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12247.74, "end": 12248.58, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12250.18, "end": 12251.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12251.7, "end": 12253.04, "text": " We'll let him grow up."}, {"start": 12255.62, "end": 12256.68, "text": " We'll let him grow up."}, {"start": 12256.68, "end": 12259.48, "text": " We'll leave it here for tonight, yeah?"}, {"start": 12259.48, "end": 12260.32, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 12260.32, "end": 12267.96, "text": " Okay, let me make sure this is not gonna not gonna not gonna delete chat I"}, {"start": 12267.96, "end": 12273.32, "text": " literally was not expecting this game to be this like a dicting bro what is this"}, {"start": 12273.32, "end": 12279.44, "text": " I thought y'all was get get get me on some goofy game that was gonna be"}, {"start": 12279.44, "end": 12282.8, "text": " stupid for five minutes I wasn't expecting this to be like straight"}, {"start": 12282.800000000001, "end": 12293.400000000001, "text": " cinema. No joke, I was not expecting to be straight cinema. Test the new ones. Y'all"}, {"start": 12293.400000000001, "end": 12299.080000000002, "text": " do that real quick. Hold up. Yo, Gekoma with the team gifted in velvet starlight with"}, {"start": 12299.080000000002, "end": 12305.160000000002, "text": " the 25 gifted W velvet starlight with the 25 gifted Lord have mercy in Gekoma with"}, {"start": 12305.160000000002, "end": 12311.720000000001, "text": " the 10. Thank you. W gifters. I appreciate y'all for real. Thank you. W gifters."}, {"start": 12311.720000000001, "end": 12318.28, "text": " I appreciate y'all. Thank you. Hold on. Hold on. Which one was y'all wanting to test?"}, {"start": 12324.52, "end": 12325.560000000001, "text": " This one. Let's see."}, {"start": 12331.400000000001, "end": 12332.28, "text": " We're selling that."}, {"start": 12332.28, "end": 12334.28, "text": " that."}, {"start": 12336.28, "end": 12341.28, "text": " Yes! That's to get on the sale list."}, {"start": 12344.28, "end": 12347.28, "text": " You!"}, {"start": 12351.28, "end": 12359.28, "text": " There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is."}, {"start": 12362.28, "end": 12392.08, "text": " I think these boots were made for walking is going to be probably continuous."}, {"start": 12392.08, "end": 12398.34, "text": " tender for a horse of the decade. It's gonna be hard to compete with Tater now."}, {"start": 12398.34, "end": 12406.9, "text": " It's gonna be hard to compete with Tater, but I think these boots was made for"}, {"start": 12406.9, "end": 12409.3, "text": " walking."}, {"start": 12417.34, "end": 12420.94, "text": " Wait, can you actually keep going?"}, {"start": 12422.08, "end": 12432.34, "text": " This horse ride here dog. I'm telling y'all potential"}, {"start": 12439.64, "end": 12443.24, "text": " Raisa for a dollar more dig the behind one place"}, {"start": 12452.08, "end": 12456.38, "text": " These boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do on the line!"}, {"start": 12460.88, "end": 12466.88, "text": " Okay, full of beans looks absolutely terrifying. Who is perm? You have to be the offspring of my son."}, {"start": 12466.88, "end": 12469.38, "text": " Who on this planet earth is perm?"}, {"start": 12477.38, "end": 12481.38, "text": " Okay, chat, look here. I think these boots were made for walking."}, {"start": 12482.88, "end": 12484.88, "text": " These boots were just what what?"}, {"start": 12487.52, "end": 12490.2, "text": " These boots were just what wait a minute what oh?"}, {"start": 12492.36, "end": 12494.36, "text": " This has to abbreviate it never mind"}, {"start": 12512.08, "end": 12519.08, "text": " Yeah, refund that real quick."}, {"start": 12519.08, "end": 12523.08, "text": " Refund to start another one so we got this on."}, {"start": 12523.08, "end": 12528.08, "text": " And that looks like an easy race too."}, {"start": 12528.08, "end": 12534.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12534.08, "end": 12541.08, "text": " Solution Sphere Mutsu Randy."}, {"start": 12571.08, "end": 12573.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12578.08, "end": 12580.08, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 12586.08, "end": 12588.08, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 12588.08, "end": 12593.08, "text": " Oh! Oh! Oh man! I'm in dog! Let's go!"}, {"start": 12598.08, "end": 12600.08, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 12601.08, "end": 12622.28, "text": " I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, yo, TVN with the hundred gifted subs Lord"}, {"start": 12622.28, "end": 12624.52, "text": " have mercy."}, {"start": 12624.52, "end": 12636.04, "text": " me some W's for TV and with the hundred gifted. Oh my goodness. WTV and for real with the hun"}, {"start": 12636.04, "end": 12643.880000000001, "text": " done. WTV and for real. Thank you. Appreciate that TV and thank you. Chat game in a year"}, {"start": 12643.880000000001, "end": 12651.32, "text": " for real. No, Joe. Actually, this is so we're 100% playing this again. Hold on real quick."}, {"start": 12651.32, "end": 12658.4, "text": " Who's all screaming?"}, {"start": 12658.4, "end": 12662.88, "text": " If I breeded these boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do with tater,"}, {"start": 12662.88, "end": 12676.44, "text": " would that be inbreeding?"}, {"start": 12676.44, "end": 12681.16, "text": " Yes but it's okay, are you sure?"}, {"start": 12681.16, "end": 12688.16, "text": " I'm sad."}, {"start": 12688.16, "end": 12692.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12692.16, "end": 12695.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12695.16, "end": 12699.16, "text": " I'm sad."}, {"start": 12699.16, "end": 12703.16, "text": " I'm sad."}, {"start": 12703.16, "end": 12706.16, "text": " I'm sad."}, {"start": 12706.16, "end": 12709.16, "text": " I'm sad."}, {"start": 12709.16, "end": 12713.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12713.0, "end": 12716.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12716.08, "end": 12719.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12719.5, "end": 12722.84, "text": " Is the reason why it's such a good shape right now if you weren't here earlier."}, {"start": 12722.84, "end": 12725.0, "text": " Tater one."}, {"start": 12725.0, "end": 12726.34, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 12726.34, "end": 12732.24, "text": " Where two regular races and then one the championship rates which is the $250 entry"}, {"start": 12732.24, "end": 12736.539999999999, "text": " fee and now tater is eight years old and this is going to be tater's last who are"}, {"start": 12736.539999999999, "end": 12739.08, "text": " right here."}, {"start": 12739.08, "end": 12746.44, "text": " read them before you do already did. All spring is cheesy time. And if I breed Tater"}, {"start": 12746.44, "end": 12751.64, "text": " again, Tater won't be able to race again because I'll have to sleep."}, {"start": 12751.64, "end": 12766.64, "text": " $250 entry fee, Chad."}, {"start": 12766.64, "end": 12779.64, "text": " Wait, Tater can't run in the Champions race again."}, {"start": 12779.64, "end": 12786.92, "text": " Tater got too much motion."}, {"start": 12786.92, "end": 12798.359999999999, "text": " So now we can either do a regular race with Tater or just breed Tater one last time."}, {"start": 12798.36, "end": 12799.36, "text": " One more time?"}, {"start": 12808.36, "end": 12809.36, "text": " With who?"}, {"start": 12812.36, "end": 12813.36, "text": " With who?"}, {"start": 12820.36, "end": 12821.36, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 12826.36, "end": 12827.36, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 12828.36, "end": 12833.36, "text": " This is kickstand and taters kid."}, {"start": 12833.36, "end": 12838.36, "text": " The entire flip mechanism!"}, {"start": 12844.36, "end": 12846.36, "text": " Yep, we're staying here."}, {"start": 12858.36, "end": 12874.12, "text": " Yeah, you're staying here this horse is going to have crazy potential no jump"}, {"start": 12874.12, "end": 12885.400000000001, "text": " Chattator has one last we got we got we seriously got to do something here these boots were"}, {"start": 12885.4, "end": 12888.4, "text": " made for walking and that's just what they'll do. Who's your who's your parents?"}, {"start": 12888.4, "end": 12895.4, "text": " Kickstand and cheesy time. Do I go tater and this horse?"}, {"start": 12900.4, "end": 12906.4, "text": " No, he'll lose the boots. You're right. Who are we giving tater? Who are we doing with tater one more time?"}, {"start": 12906.4, "end": 12913.4, "text": " Get your soul, get out of here."}, {"start": 12913.4, "end": 12922.4, "text": " Get your soul, get out of here."}, {"start": 12922.4, "end": 12927.4, "text": " AFA?"}, {"start": 12927.4, "end": 12937.199999999999, "text": " Chat, that's literally Tater's kid."}, {"start": 12937.199999999999, "end": 12942.92, "text": " Get out of here, y'all are disgusting."}, {"start": 12942.92, "end": 12955.199999999999, "text": " Or we could let Kickstand and Tater have another kid."}, {"start": 12955.2, "end": 12961.2, "text": " Because this is kickstand and tater right here."}, {"start": 12961.2, "end": 12962.2, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12962.2, "end": 12967.2, "text": " Make me rich, y'all!"}, {"start": 12967.2, "end": 12968.2, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 12968.2, "end": 12969.2, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 12969.2, "end": 12980.2, "text": " You can just, you can just tell by the leg action!"}, {"start": 12980.2, "end": 12982.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13000.92, "end": 13007.62, "text": " Will sell these real quick chat game in a year"}, {"start": 13010.2, "end": 13012.2, "text": " I'm just gonna learn."}, {"start": 13012.2, "end": 13014.2, "text": " I'm just gonna learn."}, {"start": 13020.2, "end": 13022.2, "text": " Y'all know what time it is, unfortunately."}, {"start": 13022.2, "end": 13024.2, "text": " Now we have to get rid of Tater Chat."}, {"start": 13040.2, "end": 13051.6, "text": " The horse of all time tater aka potato aka Spud"}, {"start": 13055.640000000001, "end": 13059.44, "text": " Going to the retirement home now. We're not getting rid rid of tater, right?"}, {"start": 13059.44, "end": 13062.16, "text": " We're taking tater's been the best horse ever"}, {"start": 13062.16, "end": 13065.94, "text": " So we're not just gonna release tater into the wild to where tater's gonna die"}, {"start": 13065.94, "end": 13072.94, "text": " We're going to take Tater to the retirement home where Tater will live in peace forever."}, {"start": 13095.94, "end": 13102.9, "text": " Now, remember Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer and uncle still here too."}, {"start": 13102.9, "end": 13107.5, "text": " So I think if you get rid of it because that other horse died, right, chat?"}, {"start": 13107.5, "end": 13108.62, "text": " That old one that we got rid of."}, {"start": 13108.62, "end": 13115.62, "text": " I think if you get rid of an old horse into the wild, they straight up die."}, {"start": 13115.62, "end": 13145.42, "text": " I'm going to upload this on YouTube and I want to see just how our money works."}, {"start": 13145.42, "end": 13155.02, "text": " he was before tater and pre tater. I'm making a new timeline. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, PT post tater"}, {"start": 13155.02, "end": 13168.1, "text": " timeline. Post tater. That's beautiful. Chad, I literally was not expecting that to be game"}, {"start": 13168.1, "end": 13174.06, "text": " of the year right there. No joke. I actually was not. Okay. Was y'all expecting that"}, {"start": 13174.06, "end": 13179.64, "text": " to be straight cinema like that dog I was not expecting that to be straight"}, {"start": 13179.64, "end": 13191.24, "text": " cinema right there like no joke that is wild bro that is crazy"}, {"start": 13191.68, "end": 13196.48, "text": " chat I'm telling y'all chat are you gonna think about tater for the rest of"}, {"start": 13196.48, "end": 13213.76, "text": " your life now. I'm gonna think about tater for the rest of my life. I am. I am. Yeah,"}, {"start": 13216.4, "end": 13216.88, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 13221.16, "end": 13224.0, "text": " Chad horror game or redfields. We might as well do a horror game. We didn't do one"}, {"start": 13224.0, "end": 13242.8, "text": " I think we got to do some spooky action, man."}, {"start": 13242.8, "end": 13248.8, "text": " I think we gots to."}, {"start": 13248.8, "end": 13249.8, "text": " Hold it."}, {"start": 13249.8, "end": 13250.8, "text": " You already know spooky."}, {"start": 13250.8, "end": 13251.8, "text": " Don't worry about holding it."}, {"start": 13251.800000000001, "end": 13255.6, "text": " You play ref your where's is there every day anyway, but I'll hold it"}, {"start": 13260.000000000002, "end": 13265.640000000001, "text": " Well, they got to add some stuff for ref fields rounds. I'm not gonna lie. They got to add like hitting people"}, {"start": 13268.320000000002, "end": 13270.320000000002, "text": " No, Joe"}, {"start": 13270.32, "end": 13271.32, "text": " Vote."}, {"start": 13271.32, "end": 13272.32, "text": " Checking up."}, {"start": 13272.32, "end": 13284.72, "text": " Leave house cinema that was like dead serious."}, {"start": 13284.72, "end": 13288.0, "text": " Can you believe that?"}, {"start": 13288.0, "end": 13297.48, "text": " Can you actually believe that?"}, {"start": 13297.48, "end": 13299.48, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 13299.48, "end": 13309.199999999999, "text": " It's actually crazy."}, {"start": 13309.199999999999, "end": 13312.199999999999, "text": " Dare I say game of the year chat?"}, {"start": 13312.199999999999, "end": 13314.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13314.68, "end": 13316.96, "text": " Dare I say game of the year right there?"}, {"start": 13316.96, "end": 13320.279999999999, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 13320.279999999999, "end": 13322.8, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 13322.800000000001, "end": 13348.28, "text": " I do horsey game horsey game man man golly horsey game nice it was a barrel so you know"}, {"start": 13348.28, "end": 13358.76, "text": " what that means. That means you best get your dypey on, Bubba. Hey, that means you best"}, {"start": 13358.76, "end": 13366.720000000001, "text": " get you a dypey on, Bubba. Because it's spooky time. Should have put a horsey game on the"}, {"start": 13366.720000000001, "end": 13372.28, "text": " pole. Oh, that one would have cleared easily. Oh, that, oh, horsey game would have easily"}, {"start": 13372.28, "end": 13384.36, "text": " clear no doubt about it there ain't no doubt in my mind bubble no doubt you know what i mean"}, {"start": 13385.960000000001, "end": 13388.68, "text": " lock in hey"}, {"start": 13391.800000000001, "end": 13394.36, "text": " okay this looks like it's gonna be scary i'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 13394.36, "end": 13399.36, "text": " Get you a dying beow!"}, {"start": 13399.36, "end": 13401.36, "text": " Cause he's spooky!"}, {"start": 13401.36, "end": 13405.36, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13413.36, "end": 13415.36, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13514.36, "end": 13515.36, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13515.36, "end": 13521.36, "text": " Yo, Chas, still a one to ten."}, {"start": 13521.36, "end": 13536.36, "text": " How stupid did I look when I was doing that horse ax and when I was doing it like that?"}, {"start": 13536.36, "end": 13540.52, "text": " Did I look stupid?"}, {"start": 13540.52, "end": 13544.02, "text": " Was it bad?"}, {"start": 13544.02, "end": 13545.18, "text": " Was it like bad for him?"}, {"start": 13545.18, "end": 13547.380000000001, "text": " You know I started doing that because I seen some,"}, {"start": 13547.380000000001, "end": 13549.380000000001, "text": " there was some video of this dude sitting in like"}, {"start": 13549.380000000001, "end": 13552.66, "text": " a public place watching horse racing on the TV."}, {"start": 13552.66, "end": 13553.9, "text": " Have you ever seen that video?"}, {"start": 13553.9, "end": 13555.66, "text": " And he was sitting there doing that."}, {"start": 13559.34, "end": 13560.460000000001, "text": " Hey, it helped though."}, {"start": 13562.94, "end": 13566.82, "text": " Lock in, name of this game is Selvima."}, {"start": 13566.82, "end": 13567.66, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 13568.86, "end": 13570.18, "text": " Selvima."}, {"start": 13570.18, "end": 13585.18, "text": " All right. Let's start the video with a slow pushing on the house. Oh, we got some. Nice and steady. Hold it. And stuff right there."}, {"start": 13585.18, "end": 13594.18, "text": " Oh, bro, it's a director. Yo, eating beans with the 5,000 bits. WEDB the 5,000 bits."}, {"start": 13594.18, "end": 13600.18, "text": " Case out of- I had the Baja Blast vape in chat the other day, can I have your permission to get a tattoo of you and kitty on a vape?"}, {"start": 13600.18, "end": 13603.18, "text": " Throw in a pair of the hooks wet pants and I'll get it by Sunday, yeah I got you."}, {"start": 13603.18, "end": 13604.18, "text": " Hey Carlos."}, {"start": 13604.18, "end": 13605.18, "text": " Remember that about-"}, {"start": 13605.18, "end": 13607.18, "text": " Yeah that'll work eating beans, thank you."}, {"start": 13607.18, "end": 13609.18, "text": " The one you wanted me to film for your channel."}, {"start": 13609.18, "end": 13610.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13610.18, "end": 13611.18, "text": " Yeah I got you, Mika, thank you."}, {"start": 13611.18, "end": 13612.18, "text": " I climbed over the-"}, {"start": 13612.18, "end": 13613.18, "text": " W Mika."}, {"start": 13613.18, "end": 13614.18, "text": " W landed wrong."}, {"start": 13614.18, "end": 13615.18, "text": " I think I broke my arm."}, {"start": 13615.18, "end": 13616.18, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 13616.18, "end": 13619.18, "text": " I'm stuck in here man."}, {"start": 13619.18, "end": 13622.18, "text": " The whole place is fenced off, there's no way out."}, {"start": 13622.18, "end": 13625.18, "text": " I tried climbing back over, but I can't."}, {"start": 13626.18, "end": 13627.18, "text": " Bro, got her."}, {"start": 13628.18, "end": 13630.18, "text": " Please grab some boltcudders and come get me out of here."}, {"start": 13630.18, "end": 13631.18, "text": " I got you, be gone!"}, {"start": 13631.18, "end": 13634.18, "text": " You always find a way to get yourself into trouble. I can't right now."}, {"start": 13635.18, "end": 13637.18, "text": " Julia took the car to go grocery shopping."}, {"start": 13638.18, "end": 13640.18, "text": " As soon as she gets back, I'll come over. Don't worry."}, {"start": 13640.18, "end": 13643.18, "text": " If it's too cold, just go inside the house and wait it out."}, {"start": 13643.18, "end": 13645.18, "text": " There aren't any ghosts. Relax."}, {"start": 13645.18, "end": 13648.18, "text": " We'll add those in post when we edit the video."}, {"start": 13648.18, "end": 13652.84, "text": " I don't know if I'm going inside that damn house."}, {"start": 13652.84, "end": 13655.18, "text": " It really creeps me out."}, {"start": 13655.18, "end": 13660.18, "text": " I'll wait for you, just come fast."}, {"start": 13660.18, "end": 13664.18, "text": " Oh, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 13664.18, "end": 13668.18, "text": " September 15th, 2005."}, {"start": 13668.18, "end": 13670.18, "text": " We're dead."}, {"start": 13670.18, "end": 13672.18, "text": " Where were you with September?"}, {"start": 13672.18, "end": 13675.18, "text": " September 15th, 2005."}, {"start": 13675.18, "end": 13677.18, "text": " We're dead."}, {"start": 13677.18, "end": 13680.82, "text": " Where were you with September 15th, 2005?"}, {"start": 13680.82, "end": 13684.1, "text": " G for a glow stick, F for a flashlight?"}, {"start": 13684.1, "end": 13685.86, "text": " You know it's bad when the glow stick is"}, {"start": 13685.86, "end": 13687.18, "text": " brighter than the flashlight."}, {"start": 13689.98, "end": 13691.18, "text": " Left control crouch."}, {"start": 13691.18, "end": 13691.86, "text": " All right, got it."}, {"start": 13691.86, "end": 13694.62, "text": " What am I going to be crouching from, by the way?"}, {"start": 13694.62, "end": 13697.14, "text": " Oh, yeah, this place is creepy."}, {"start": 13697.14, "end": 13698.82, "text": " What is going on here?"}, {"start": 13701.82, "end": 13702.42, "text": " OK, what's there?"}, {"start": 13702.42, "end": 13702.98, "text": " The glow stick?"}, {"start": 13702.98, "end": 13704.300000000001, "text": " OK, flashlight is that."}, {"start": 13704.300000000001, "end": 13709.7, "text": " This is glow stick. I ain't go a lot of y'all chat. I'm kind of rocking with the glow stick a little better"}, {"start": 13711.86, "end": 13714.900000000001, "text": " I cannot go in okay, that's cool. Can I go in over here, maybe"}, {"start": 13721.060000000001, "end": 13728.68, "text": " Okay, there's blood in a fridge outside on the porch that's not a good sign in case you were wondering I"}, {"start": 13729.94, "end": 13731.94, "text": " don't take a genius to"}, {"start": 13734.300000000001, "end": 13740.740000000002, "text": " to uh y'all can somebody do some grass cutting around here I mean oh my goodness"}, {"start": 13740.740000000002, "end": 13749.300000000001, "text": " can you imagine the bugs okay is there a way to get into the back door real quick"}, {"start": 13749.300000000001, "end": 13751.500000000002, "text": " maybe"}, {"start": 13753.340000000002, "end": 13759.380000000001, "text": " you know what this ain't too spooky so far it's kind of cozy look at that life"}, {"start": 13759.380000000001, "end": 13762.78, "text": " a life"}, {"start": 13764.300000000001, "end": 13765.26, "text": " Is this door open?"}, {"start": 13767.500000000002, "end": 13768.78, "text": " This door does not open."}, {"start": 13768.78, "end": 13772.1, "text": " So now the question that I'm left with is,"}, {"start": 13772.1, "end": 13774.94, "text": " how on this planet earth do I get in this house?"}, {"start": 13777.62, "end": 13779.740000000002, "text": " Did I, did they say something in the dialogue"}, {"start": 13779.740000000002, "end": 13782.300000000001, "text": " that's telling me I had to get in here or am I trippin'?"}, {"start": 13785.300000000001, "end": 13786.740000000002, "text": " Is this a weed farm?"}, {"start": 13786.740000000002, "end": 13788.26, "text": " Hey, I don't know."}, {"start": 13788.26, "end": 13793.26, "text": " Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough."}, {"start": 13793.58, "end": 13802.18, "text": " What was that I just heard a blood-curdling stream from inside to Kriyamsky. Hello?"}, {"start": 13808.42, "end": 13810.42, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 13811.06, "end": 13815.26, "text": " Excuse me ma'am. Can I help you? What are you pointing at?"}, {"start": 13816.74, "end": 13819.9, "text": " Ma'am you got blood all over you. What's going on? I"}, {"start": 13819.9, "end": 13821.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13821.94, "end": 13823.94, "text": " Just took damage"}, {"start": 13828.699999999999, "end": 13831.619999999999, "text": " Are you telling me I can go in through the door now"}, {"start": 13835.42, "end": 13837.42, "text": " I'm a loop around real quick"}, {"start": 13844.42, "end": 13848.82, "text": " Thank you ma'am for showing me that I can go in the door now I sure do appreciate you oh"}, {"start": 13849.9, "end": 13851.82, "text": " Wow, you are creepy."}, {"start": 13851.82, "end": 13853.96, "text": " Yeah, that is creepy right there."}, {"start": 13855.18, "end": 13857.48, "text": " Oh, thank you so much, man."}, {"start": 13857.48, "end": 13858.74, "text": " You have a great night."}, {"start": 13858.74, "end": 13860.539999999999, "text": " Okay, I don't need to close that."}, {"start": 13862.74, "end": 13863.58, "text": " Flashlight?"}, {"start": 13866.34, "end": 13867.9, "text": " Chat, my flashlight's dead."}, {"start": 13871.14, "end": 13873.74, "text": " Chat, my flashlight's dead."}, {"start": 13873.74, "end": 13875.08, "text": " Which means I'm dead."}, {"start": 13875.98, "end": 13877.58, "text": " All I have is a glow stick now."}, {"start": 13877.58, "end": 13879.18, "text": " Now, thankfully the glow stick,"}, {"start": 13879.18, "end": 13886.54, "text": " It's putting off some light, but uh, maybe the lights which works of course it don't"}, {"start": 13890.54, "end": 13893.06, "text": " Do I have to go upstairs? I sure do hope not"}, {"start": 13895.1, "end": 13897.78, "text": " What is that pain killers"}, {"start": 13898.86, "end": 13902.9, "text": " Why would you give me these I don't want to be able to take damage"}, {"start": 13902.9, "end": 13909.699999999999, "text": " Okay, can I go through this door by chance? Per chance? No? Looks like we're going upstairs,"}, {"start": 13909.699999999999, "end": 13916.5, "text": " Jack. We're dead. Dead cam house layout? Yeah, this house has been in a lot of horror games, too."}, {"start": 13916.5, "end": 13925.539999999999, "text": " Wait, what? Where do I go? Is there somebody standing in? What's happening?"}, {"start": 13925.539999999999, "end": 13928.46, "text": " What are you doing here? Who?"}, {"start": 13928.46, "end": 13931.38, "text": " You chose this. Now you're part of it."}, {"start": 13931.380000000001, "end": 13932.380000000001, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 13932.380000000001, "end": 13934.380000000001, "text": " You want to leave now?"}, {"start": 13934.380000000001, "end": 13936.380000000001, "text": " Find the entrance key."}, {"start": 13936.380000000001, "end": 13938.380000000001, "text": " Do that and we're done."}, {"start": 13938.380000000001, "end": 13941.380000000001, "text": " Leave and never come back."}, {"start": 13941.380000000001, "end": 13943.380000000001, "text": " That's what y'all goober sound like."}, {"start": 13943.380000000001, "end": 13946.380000000001, "text": " Find the entrance key, leave and never come back."}, {"start": 13946.380000000001, "end": 13948.380000000001, "text": " I can't just walk out and li-"}, {"start": 13953.380000000001, "end": 13956.380000000001, "text": " Yo, I feel like I'm hearing some demon action."}, {"start": 13956.380000000001, "end": 13958.380000000001, "text": " Who, them spaghetti and meatballs look good, though."}, {"start": 13958.380000000001, "end": 13969.380000000001, "text": " I hear someone making like some noise action in here. I don't know what's going on."}, {"start": 13969.380000000001, "end": 13979.380000000001, "text": " Y'all hear that? It sounds like a demon. What is that noise?"}, {"start": 13979.380000000001, "end": 13986.380000000001, "text": " That is the worst thing I've ever... I took damage. Ow."}, {"start": 13986.380000000001, "end": 13993.380000000001, "text": " Ow. Ow. I got the bedroom key."}, {"start": 13993.380000000001, "end": 13997.380000000001, "text": " Pop another painkiller because I just took damage."}, {"start": 13997.380000000001, "end": 14002.380000000001, "text": " You need some water with that?"}, {"start": 14002.380000000001, "end": 14006.380000000001, "text": " Alright, we got the bedroom key."}, {"start": 14006.380000000001, "end": 14010.02, "text": " That's the basement right there because I noticed lay out from the other"}, {"start": 14010.02, "end": 14019.18, "text": " The basement secret locate the painting hidden in the basement uncover its"}, {"start": 14019.18, "end": 14022.62, "text": " cryptic meaning what"}, {"start": 14022.62, "end": 14033.240000000002, "text": " painting hidden in the that was so creepy are you kidding me oh no I don't"}, {"start": 14033.240000000002, "end": 14036.240000000002, "text": " like it down here where's the paint now I don't know what if I don't even know"}, {"start": 14036.240000000002, "end": 14041.0, "text": " what to find a pain at this point uh-huh"}, {"start": 14045.68, "end": 14049.68, "text": " basement key added to inventory that doesn't make sense I'm already in the"}, {"start": 14049.68, "end": 14051.92, "text": " basement"}, {"start": 14053.380000000001, "end": 14056.18, "text": " Okay, that's just a family are they dead"}, {"start": 14059.34, "end": 14064.460000000001, "text": " Chat the question here is right why did they give me a basement key?"}, {"start": 14065.220000000001, "end": 14069.460000000001, "text": " If your boy's already in the basement. Oh that ain't good"}, {"start": 14072.460000000001, "end": 14074.6, "text": " All right, let's get out of here and go to the bedroom now"}, {"start": 14082.62, "end": 14089.62, "text": " I hope you're having a great day, I'ma get up out of here."}, {"start": 14089.62, "end": 14093.62, "text": " Okay, I'm leaving."}, {"start": 14093.62, "end": 14099.62, "text": " Hey, big dog, I have to base my key."}, {"start": 14099.62, "end": 14103.62, "text": " We're good, relax."}, {"start": 14103.62, "end": 14111.62, "text": " I'm gonna close this behind me here, because I never want to go down there again, and I hope they do not make me go down there again, because that was rather creepy, if you ask."}, {"start": 14111.62, "end": 14117.62, "text": " creepy if you ask me. Okay, we got to find the bedroom. I think"}, {"start": 14117.62, "end": 14119.7, "text": " the bedroom is going to be upstairs. You know what the"}, {"start": 14119.7, "end": 14122.060000000001, "text": " good news is, though, chapter ain't been no jumpscare so far."}, {"start": 14122.060000000001, "end": 14126.140000000001, "text": " So I do appreciate it for that. You know what I mean? Because"}, {"start": 14126.140000000001, "end": 14128.18, "text": " they could have they could have done hit me with some nasty"}, {"start": 14128.18, "end": 14131.94, "text": " ones already, but they have not. And so again, thank you for"}, {"start": 14131.94, "end": 14132.220000000001, "text": " that."}, {"start": 14141.62, "end": 14143.62, "text": " Is that Dr. Field?"}, {"start": 14146.62, "end": 14147.62, "text": " Who is that talking?"}, {"start": 14151.62, "end": 14152.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14156.62, "end": 14159.62, "text": " Master bedroom, find the red key to unlock your parents room."}, {"start": 14159.62, "end": 14160.62, "text": " Okay, got it."}, {"start": 14168.62, "end": 14169.62, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 14171.62, "end": 14177.04, "text": " man the grass is really getting out of hand here we got grass grown up through"}, {"start": 14177.04, "end": 14181.0, "text": " the red keys all right we got mom and dad"}, {"start": 14181.0, "end": 14203.34, "text": " I don't know what that noise was, and I also don't want to know."}, {"start": 14203.34, "end": 14212.1, "text": " had Taco Bell last night. True. True. But you know what they"}, {"start": 14212.1, "end": 14216.18, "text": " didn't have from Taco Bell? The steakhouse burrito because it"}, {"start": 14216.18, "end": 14224.82, "text": " would discontinued in 2017. Because it was discontinued in"}, {"start": 14224.82, "end": 14227.5, "text": " 2017 because they do not care that anybody likes the"}, {"start": 14227.5, "end": 14230.22, "text": " steakhouse burrito. So they just took it away because they"}, {"start": 14230.22, "end": 14232.22, "text": " just decided, you know what, we're going to take the best"}, {"start": 14232.220000000001, "end": 14236.660000000002, "text": " fast food item ever invented off the menu. Why? Oh, we don't have a reason."}, {"start": 14236.660000000002, "end": 14243.140000000001, "text": " We're just gonna do it. Best two weeks of my life. I still think about you,"}, {"start": 14243.140000000001, "end": 14252.900000000001, "text": " Steakhouse Burrito. Oh, I could go through here. Okay, cool. Bro menses it"}, {"start": 14252.900000000001, "end": 14259.220000000001, "text": " every strain? Yeah, because I like the Steakhouse. Bro, what's up with all the"}, {"start": 14259.220000000001, "end": 14263.220000000001, "text": " noises I'm getting a little concerned here."}, {"start": 14265.7, "end": 14275.400000000001, "text": " GG. There's something in here I need. There's a note. Leave mom alone. She not"}, {"start": 14275.400000000001, "end": 14282.500000000002, "text": " well. She's not well anymore. Oh. Well, alright."}, {"start": 14282.78, "end": 14288.420000000002, "text": " Was there anything in here that I needed to interact with or am I just"}, {"start": 14288.42, "end": 14292.74, "text": " you know chill and hanging out. Alright, I'm gonna get up out of here. I'm gonna go use"}, {"start": 14292.74, "end": 14297.06, "text": " the pink key that I have. Maybe it goes to a different room."}, {"start": 14297.06, "end": 14303.9, "text": " Alright, let's go to a different room and chat. Lock in. We have the pink key which"}, {"start": 14303.9, "end": 14309.960000000001, "text": " goes to another bedroom. I cannot believe they have not given us the most horrific"}, {"start": 14309.960000000001, "end": 14314.9, "text": " jump scare ever yet, by the way. Like this just seems, this just seems, you know"}, {"start": 14314.9, "end": 14322.42, "text": " what I made. Corridor access, search the laundry room for the corridor key. I know"}, {"start": 14322.42, "end": 14326.3, "text": " where the laundry room is because I know the house layout."}, {"start": 14331.22, "end": 14339.46, "text": " Video camera messing up. Okay this is the laundry room because I'm a nerd and"}, {"start": 14339.460000000001, "end": 14350.740000000002, "text": " already know the house layout and there's a key in here for me apparently okay"}, {"start": 14350.740000000002, "end": 14354.160000000002, "text": " there's a key in here I think chat because this is indeed the laundry room"}, {"start": 14354.160000000002, "end": 14359.140000000001, "text": " unless I'm tripping it I don't think I'm tripping right now there's supposed"}, {"start": 14359.140000000001, "end": 14362.820000000002, "text": " to be a key in here correct"}, {"start": 14362.82, "end": 14379.1, "text": " Key, key, key, key, this is the laundry room, where's the key, y'all?"}, {"start": 14379.1, "end": 14382.1, "text": " J, y'all find it?"}, {"start": 14382.1, "end": 14384.1, "text": " Hey, y'all seen it?"}, {"start": 14384.1, "end": 14387.1, "text": " Oh, it's going to be down here."}, {"start": 14387.1, "end": 14389.1, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 14389.1, "end": 14395.86, "text": " or key got it we're good genius they call me the key man because I always have"}, {"start": 14395.86, "end": 14400.66, "text": " the key and if I don't have the key I find the key that's why they call me the"}, {"start": 14400.66, "end": 14410.54, "text": " key man use the key here boom corridor key doesn't fit I fear that you are"}, {"start": 14410.54, "end": 14417.78, "text": " delusional excuse if me oh maybe this the quarter that's the bathroom there"}, {"start": 14417.78, "end": 14424.34, "text": " my bad. There we go. All right. That's the other room to the"}, {"start": 14424.34, "end": 14428.66, "text": " uh, laundry room that we was just at a second ago. This is one"}, {"start": 14428.66, "end": 14432.02, "text": " bedroom. I don't know if this is Mia's bedroom. This is not so"}, {"start": 14432.02, "end": 14436.18, "text": " Mia's bedroom is going to be down the hall here. Okay, I"}, {"start": 14436.18, "end": 14437.62, "text": " thought that was a jump scare for a second because the"}, {"start": 14437.62, "end": 14443.220000000001, "text": " video camera messed up again, but we're good. There we go."}, {"start": 14443.220000000001, "end": 14453.220000000001, "text": " All righty. Is there anything in particular that I'm looking for in here or uh?"}, {"start": 14455.220000000001, "end": 14459.220000000001, "text": " Um. Oh."}, {"start": 14461.220000000001, "end": 14465.220000000001, "text": " That's, that's not good if you ask me."}, {"start": 14465.220000000001, "end": 14476.220000000001, "text": " Uh, was there anything in particular that I needed in here?"}, {"start": 14476.220000000001, "end": 14480.220000000001, "text": " Chat, there ain't nothing in here."}, {"start": 14480.220000000001, "end": 14481.220000000001, "text": " I missed the key."}, {"start": 14481.220000000001, "end": 14482.220000000001, "text": " Did I for real?"}, {"start": 14482.220000000001, "end": 14483.220000000001, "text": " Don't lie."}, {"start": 14483.220000000001, "end": 14484.220000000001, "text": " Don't lie."}, {"start": 14484.220000000001, "end": 14485.220000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14485.220000000001, "end": 14487.220000000001, "text": " Don't lie!"}, {"start": 14491.220000000001, "end": 14493.220000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14494.220000000001, "end": 14496.220000000001, "text": " There's no key here."}, {"start": 14497.220000000001, "end": 14501.220000000001, "text": " There's a bloody handprint there. What exactly does that mean?"}, {"start": 14502.220000000001, "end": 14505.220000000001, "text": " And there's a whole bunch of blood action."}, {"start": 14508.220000000001, "end": 14510.220000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14515.220000000001, "end": 14519.220000000001, "text": " Okay, Chatham, there was nothing in there."}, {"start": 14521.220000000001, "end": 14523.220000000001, "text": " Am I a trick?"}, {"start": 14527.220000000001, "end": 14533.220000000001, "text": " Under the nightstand? Wait, are you for real? Are you just saying that, or did you actually see something?"}, {"start": 14535.220000000001, "end": 14541.220000000001, "text": " Key under the nightstand. Now, if there isn't a key under the nightstand, what should happen, Chad?"}, {"start": 14541.220000000001, "end": 14546.720000000001, "text": " Is that a banable offense?"}, {"start": 14546.720000000001, "end": 14548.460000000001, "text": " There is not a key under the night stand."}, {"start": 14548.460000000001, "end": 14550.260000000002, "text": " I think you're cooked."}, {"start": 14550.260000000002, "end": 14555.500000000002, "text": " Am I tweaking?"}, {"start": 14555.500000000002, "end": 14561.760000000002, "text": " Chat, am I tweaking?"}, {"start": 14561.76, "end": 14564.0, "text": " But there's actually nothing in this room."}, {"start": 14571.5, "end": 14574.24, "text": " Yeah, there's nothing in this room."}, {"start": 14579.36, "end": 14581.36, "text": " I thought I got stuck in there for a second."}, {"start": 14584.4, "end": 14585.24, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 14587.6, "end": 14588.44, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 14591.76, "end": 14600.0, "text": " I don't know if it didn't update my thing chat because look it still says"}, {"start": 14600.0, "end": 14606.4, "text": " corridor access search the laundry room for the corridor key and I did that and"}, {"start": 14606.4, "end": 14615.64, "text": " unlock the corridor but it still says to do that you know what I mean"}, {"start": 14615.64, "end": 14622.64, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 14622.64, "end": 14627.64, "text": " Might be a bug. No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14627.64, "end": 14633.64, "text": " You think I'm overlooked? Have I ever looked anything before? Overlooked anything before?"}, {"start": 14633.64, "end": 14641.64, "text": " No, I have not. Which makes me think it's not in here."}, {"start": 14641.64, "end": 14648.48, "text": " Give me a second."}, {"start": 14648.48, "end": 14654.4, "text": " I'm about to go full detective mode."}, {"start": 14654.4, "end": 14656.4, "text": " I'm going full detective mode."}, {"start": 14684.4, "end": 14692.16, "text": " Let me think of where it could be."}, {"start": 14692.16, "end": 14696.56, "text": " I'm about to think of where it could be."}, {"start": 14696.56, "end": 14697.56, "text": " Where could the key be?"}, {"start": 14697.56, "end": 14698.56, "text": " Let me think."}, {"start": 14698.56, "end": 14699.56, "text": " Let me think."}, {"start": 14699.56, "end": 14700.56, "text": " Let me think."}, {"start": 14700.56, "end": 14701.56, "text": " Where could this key be?"}, {"start": 14701.56, "end": 14702.56, "text": " I'm thinking."}, {"start": 14702.56, "end": 14703.56, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 14703.56, "end": 14704.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14704.56, "end": 14705.56, "text": " Maybe it could be over."}, {"start": 14705.56, "end": 14724.519999999999, "text": " Maybe it could be over somewhere."}, {"start": 14724.519999999999, "end": 14725.519999999999, "text": " Oh I know where it is."}, {"start": 14725.52, "end": 14744.52, "text": " to look."}, {"start": 14744.52, "end": 14748.52, "text": " Game skipping a little bit. I don't know what's up with that."}, {"start": 14748.52, "end": 14752.52, "text": " Game kind of skipping a little bit. It's kind of lagging."}, {"start": 14752.52, "end": 14755.880000000001, "text": " I don't know what that red mark at the bottom was shooting across the screen. That's kind of weird"}, {"start": 14769.6, "end": 14771.720000000001, "text": " That's where that radio is playing again"}, {"start": 14782.52, "end": 14784.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14804.98, "end": 14806.98, "text": " Tell her you serious"}, {"start": 14806.98, "end": 14817.98, "text": " Yeah, I just got the new teleport, Litch."}, {"start": 14817.98, "end": 14821.14, "text": " New tech."}, {"start": 14821.14, "end": 14827.26, "text": " Or so they say."}, {"start": 14827.26, "end": 14830.58, "text": " My dog won't stop barking when you turn him to stop."}, {"start": 14830.58, "end": 14831.58, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 14831.58, "end": 14833.66, "text": " Put all that barking in there!"}, {"start": 14833.66, "end": 14836.939999999999, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 14836.94, "end": 14856.94, "text": " Let's chat. Let's be for real, though. This is crazy. Bro chat. Let's be so for real. This is craziness, right?"}, {"start": 14856.94, "end": 14863.78, "text": " What'd you say?"}, {"start": 14863.78, "end": 14868.060000000001, "text": " People saying L next time you're lost don't turn to Google or Apple Maps."}, {"start": 14868.060000000001, "end": 14869.060000000001, "text": " That's cheating."}, {"start": 14869.060000000001, "end": 14870.060000000001, "text": " Exactly!"}, {"start": 14870.060000000001, "end": 14871.060000000001, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 14871.060000000001, "end": 14883.060000000001, "text": " Oh man, I'm glad I found this place on my own in here."}, {"start": 14883.06, "end": 14893.699999999999, "text": " here. I'm really glad I found this place on my own. Why'd that just happen? Somebody"}, {"start": 14893.699999999999, "end": 14910.18, "text": " just slid a bookcase in front of the- Oh, I hear some demon action right now. Oh, I'm"}, {"start": 14910.18, "end": 14917.86, "text": " hearing some demon action right now. Can I get out of here? Why did you trap me in here? What can I do?"}, {"start": 14928.98, "end": 14931.7, "text": " Okay, that is very creepy. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 14934.58, "end": 14936.42, "text": " Could you do me a favor and go away?"}, {"start": 14936.42, "end": 14954.62, "text": " me? I don't have a glow stick or anything now. I need help. I'm stuck. Okay, can you"}, {"start": 14954.62, "end": 14956.62, "text": " Let me go now"}, {"start": 14964.78, "end": 14966.78, "text": " Am I supposed to just sit in here?"}, {"start": 14984.62, "end": 14991.62, "text": " Oh, that is qu-Ow!"}, {"start": 14991.62, "end": 15000.62, "text": " There's a key over there!"}, {"start": 15000.62, "end": 15007.62, "text": " Oh, that is creepy!"}, {"start": 15007.62, "end": 15010.12, "text": " Oh, that is creepy, y'all!"}, {"start": 15014.12, "end": 15017.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15033.12, "end": 15034.62, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 15034.62, "end": 15036.12, "text": " All righty, now!"}, {"start": 15036.12, "end": 15046.12, "text": " you have a great night thank you for not instantaneously killing me hey I'm gonna"}, {"start": 15046.12, "end": 15051.04, "text": " slide by your room quick you have a great one thank you"}, {"start": 15052.400000000001, "end": 15057.12, "text": " find the escape the blue key entrance key is hidden somewhere on this floor find"}, {"start": 15057.12, "end": 15059.6, "text": " it and escape I bet it's in the bathroom the one room I haven't been in"}, {"start": 15059.6, "end": 15068.18, "text": " yet don't hide it too well or else if I start skipping again I just found it"}, {"start": 15068.18, "end": 15070.82, "text": " already"}, {"start": 15070.82, "end": 15072.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15083.86, "end": 15085.86, "text": " Quit turning the flashlight off"}, {"start": 15088.26, "end": 15090.26, "text": " Yo, there's some creepy"}, {"start": 15094.1, "end": 15096.74, "text": " Get out now I'm going this is fast so I can move"}, {"start": 15096.74, "end": 15097.74, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 15099.74, "end": 15101.74, "text": " Sorry, there's no swim button!"}, {"start": 15126.74, "end": 15153.52, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 15153.52, "end": 15157.42, "text": " jump scares in the game, but I'm not gonna lie to ambiance and the"}, {"start": 15157.42, "end": 15158.42, "text": " and the"}, {"start": 15162.92, "end": 15168.92, "text": " the ambiance and the creatures in there was creepy though not gonna lie W game"}, {"start": 15168.92, "end": 15175.52, "text": " either way great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all for"}, {"start": 15175.52, "end": 15180.92, "text": " kicking it with your boy again tonight. Presaid all the gift this subs don't"}, {"start": 15180.92, "end": 15184.0, "text": " those bits follows in the course I'll preach the way off and it's hanging out"}, {"start": 15184.0, "end": 15187.4, "text": " hey you'll have a good rest y'all tonight have a good day tomorrow and I'll see"}, {"start": 15187.4, "end": 15192.56, "text": " y'all tomorrow days at 7-Eleven. Peace out y'all."}]}