God leave man.
Going on man.
Stream didn't want to start.
God leave.
Talk once you can hear me though.
Can you hear me, though?
Huh?
Can you?
Good.
Yeah.
Right there
Spin time
Hey
Hey spin time buster
Golly
Had worse had better
I've had worse I've had better I have
Cheers ah
Yo
What's who's wrong with good child's good mom was good child was good child was good child was good child was good
ladies and gentlemen I
Have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again. Yo, you're the
Amanda. I'm epic
Rhea
wife and
Straight blue Z autumn
Michael Lisa
Golden W Subbers man. Appreciate y'all. Black hoodie by the way. I repeat
Black hoodie as you can tell
That's a black hoodie right there
There's just quite simply no way around it buster
Black hoodie
Absolutely
Shout how's everybody's day going on a scale of what a tear. Let me hear it, huh?
How we doing?
On a scale of one to ten
Up in this thing buster
Yo, raps with the five. Thank you, huh? I
Seen a few tens
Eight a it ain't bad ain't nothing wrong with a eight
watching the stream instead of studying as you should be. I wouldn't have it any
other way. You know what I mean? How was your day? It was good. Ran a little
marathon. I woke up. I was like, man, you know what? I feel like running a
marathon today. I'll go ahead and do that. Uh, after I did that, I won a swimming competition.
And then after that, I went mountain biking for about four hours. And here we are as you
can tell I'm an athlete. Just saying. As you can tell, Buster. Okay. Athletic. I should
be doing my homework. Man, homework's a scam, bro. Homework shouldn't even exist, dog.
No joke. Homework literally should not even exist. We're like, why am I doing work at
school and I gotta do work at home like brothers let me live for a little bit man it's kind of crazy
you know what I mean L take I don't know how you could possibly disagree with that but all right bud
all right bud how was that bro what what are you how can you say L take
You ain't even human if you think that's a ale take. Excuse me? GG. GG. Oh, you think
it's a teacher chat low key? That might have been a teacher right there. Bro, that might
have been a teacher you know what the worst homework was chat the homework you
get on the weekends the homework you get on the weekends was dog bro I'll be
straight out like why are you doing this you got me messed up you gonna
give me a bad grade gave me some homework on the weekends you know what
I mean, I ain't doing no homework on a weekend.
You know what's even worse than homework?
Studying.
I hate studying.
Studying sucks.
You know what I mean?
It sucks.
I tested your recipe of beef flavored ramen noodles in some Frank's red hot sauce and
it made my day because of its deliciousness.
Hey look here.
Look here.
You know what I mean?
I told you.
It's great.
is the best food on earth. There's just no doubt about it. You can save the broken tapes
at retro rewind. Yeah, but why would I do that though? Them things broken. What I need
to save them things for.
I
Sell them all buddy trust me if I could I would
If you had the option to sell the broken tape saying go dirt they work
You best believe I'd be doing it
What
The devs said they're implementing a repair feature by the end of the month. You know what else they need to implement a wet like a weapon a baseball bat
That's the main thing
It's missing dude
Straight up
That is the main thing it's missing chat
Tell me it's not
like dude. I'll chat. I'm telling y'all, bro. Waterpark Sim set the golden standard
for simulator games, bro. No joke they did. The golden standard. Bro, I forgot I had this.
This has been sitting on my table for literally like a year. I forgot I had it. Do y'all know
What's in here?
TMS with the five.
Did I literally forgot that was in there?
No joke.
This been sitting on my table for like a year, Ski.
Oh my goodness
That's good cologne.
Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
That's real good cologne.
Yeah.
Somebody sent this in fan mail, bro, like a year ago
and it's just been sitting here.
And it comes in this little can.
And I've just kept it on my table ever since.
Kinda clean.
Shipsy case over the five, thank you.
WJPG fragrance?
Wait, what's the name of it?
What you are a nerd for knowing
that it's John Paul golly enter
goltier.
The mail.
Oh no, you can't see it.
John Paul.
Galitair LaMail. Just been sitting here. I forgot I even had that. It's like $50, is
Is it really?
This 50 dollars?
Do this, it's good though.
That's good.
200 dollars.
200.
with the five.
Yo, CB3 with the five. Thank you, WCB3 with the five. And a
Lindy is with the 25. WLindy is with the 25. Get the
loin. Appreciate that. A Lindy is with the 25.
But yeah.
crazy for John Paul. Well, Bethany, you tell him I got a plug. Yo,
little Timmy with the five. Thank you. Yo, TV and with the 25
gifted as well. WTV and with the 25 gifted. Oh my goodness.
Father Shay with the five. So I just said their ex use this
probably just brought up some bad memories, I apologize, not gonna lie, it's nice, not
gonna lie just what I'm built like to just skinny with a BBL bra they model
this after me bro no Joe they literally modeled this bottle after me dog
Do that is insane bruh.
Dog, that is wild.
That's actually crazy.
Why did they do that?
I'm going to say this.
Lord have mercy man.
Arkansas Department of Health with the five gifted what?
Hey look, they modeled after me, they came, they said,
yo, we need to model this cologne bottle
after somebody we don't know who.
They said, would you like to do it?
I said, man, I said, you know what?
I'm feeling nice.
I'll go ahead and do it.
And I did it.
I did it, Chad.
So next time you see one of those bottles, just know that was your boy right there.
Just know that, okay?
Yo, bend it with a thousand bits, double you bend it.
I said bits where I think you got to them, hopefully send them more.
You'll see this one.
I'm having a rough week.
Can you use some encouraging words for my favorite person?
You keep my head up through your bad day.
Yo, hope everything gets all better for you.
Bend it.
The tough times always pass.
you've been and I appreciate that. Thank you. Um yo, Kerbal's with a thousand bits. High case reason
my mama Linda passed away due to heart attack grab her funeral Monday. But so far with support
through me through your streams, they make me laugh and distract me from what happened. I appreciate
your light. Keep up what you're doing. Yo, W Kerbal's resting piece to your mama Linda. I hate
to hear that. Appreciate you know, Kerbal's open. Thank you. Thank you. Totally space for
for the five is saved with the five. Thank you. RIP. Okay, bet. Appreciate you. Flock W
flock. Thank you. Okay, bet. Thank you. Tighten as well. W. Tighten. Appreciate
that. Yo, breathe with 5,000 bits. W. Breathe with the 5,000 bits. Yo, what's
up case? It's your favorite. Would you rather troll breathe from 2024? Hopefully
things well also can you say hi to my boyfriend chase he's currently in the
military yo was good chase w chase w brief please thank you mario with the five
w more that's the real that's the real mario right there by the way chat the
real mario is in the stream no joke the real mario is watching the stream dog no
joke. You'll appreciate that Josh W. Josh as well. Hey, case you have any tips how to
ask someone to be roommates for college? We're gonna have to change that Twitch
name first off. Your Twitch name is Chris Redfields use napkin. That'll be a
good start for you. But also I have absolutely no idea I did not go to
college. I didn't know you asked someone to be a roommate for college. I
I literally thought they just throw you in with somebody random.
That is news to me that you can choose who your roommate is.
I literally thought when you go to college,
you just get thrown in a room with somebody random.
That's actually crazy.
I had no idea.
That's wild.
You do?
Wait, really?
You can do either one?
No, I didn't even go to college so I have no roommate, you know, yo, Kiki with the thousand
bits, hey, case April, uh, what's also been a wild ride month by car stalls so much on
the highway, they completely died on me.
Some kind person had to help me push it off the road.
Hey, I've been there though.
Hey, I've been there.
Okay.
Okay, but I looked that up, oh thank you Kiki W Kiki for real, thank you.
Okay, man, I appreciate you Amika as well, I got you as well, Mika, thank you.
Yo, terrific with the T and get the W, terrific with the T and get the W.
Can I be your roommate case?
No.
you may not. I already have a roommate. She pops in on the stream every now and then.
She's probably sitting on the back porch right now, wallowing in dirt, getting absolutely
filthy. Because she's been doing that. Bro, ever since we fixed the screen on the on
the the back porch, bro, she's I've been letting her out there all day. And she's
just finding it just just getting absolutely filthy, man. It's unreal.
It's it's unreal, dude
What is up with cats wanting to get as dirty as possible which I guess dogs do that too though, you know what I mean
When you do fan mail I'm gonna do fan mail tomorrow 100% we're doing some fan mail tomorrow tomorrow. We do it fan mail
Tamaa! Tamaa.
Aren't cats more hygienic than dogs? Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Easily.
Yo, I appreciate that.
Uh, uh, uh, you're done.
W you're done with a thousand bits.
Appreciate that, man.
Thank you.
W you're done for real.
I appreciate you.
How's your voice?
It's about, it's about, I would say 80% right now.
I would say it's about 80%.
Not a hun done or nothing, but about 80.
It's my 19th birthday Saturday. Can you tell Katelyn happy birthday? You'll happy birthday. Happy 19th birthday Katelyn.
Chat's okay with a happy birthday. Happy birthday Katelyn.
Matter of fact, I'm going to go ahead and get my stack started.
I'm going to go ahead and get my stack started, buddy.
Kobe, and I made it.
Chad, look, you got to stay ahead of the curve here.
You know what I mean?
You got to stay ahead.
Got to.
Okay. Okay.
Want to be drug buddies? No, I don't do drugs. What are you talking about?
Are you going to play Subliminal Part 2? No.
Next question.
Matter of fact, you already knew the answer to that. You were just asking it to try to kill my vibe.
You already knew the answer to that question.
When are you going to collab with moist?
Hey, whenever.
Moist my guy, moist my homie.
Hold on.
W, moisticle.
Moisticle's a good guy.
your favorite resident evil from two to four we make for
resident before we make easily now I don't know look resident evil nine golden we need
another resident evil game to come out chat and I'm gonna lie we just had one come out
I don't even care. We need another one already.
Already need another one. We need one every, we need one every, every, every, you know, day.
New Resident Evil every day, man.
Have you played the new one? Oh, buddy. Have I ever?
Yes, I absolutely have.
What's your favorite Siege operator?
I don't even know a- of a Siege operator.
The only time I played Siege in the past five years was that couple times when I did with Jinx.
I don't know none of them.
like I'm a like I'm a seasoned siege player or something seasoned siege player you know
what season player I am though oh you already all you already know oh you should already
know buster you already should already should know already know oh you'll know
Hey, you'll know buddy
You'll know in about five seconds for
three
two
one
One and a half
half of one
0.25 exactly
Exactly
I play buckshot in a minute, bro.
Let me see if the general on.
Play it. I might play it after.
See if the general on!
Play league. Play butt cheek clap 12.
No. Let me check that.
Stop. Please. Stitch from Lilo and stitch.
I'm not a big enough.
Nothing much here.
Stitch I'm not a big enough we low and stitch fan to get this brother.
you know what I mean? I'm really not. I mean I'll get it just to add value to it. So when
I sell this account it'll be worth like $5,000 at some point. I'll get it just to add value
you to it. You know what I mean?
Yeah, y'all see what I'm saying?
Y'all see what I'm saying?
Who wants to buy my account?
Chad, I got $5,000. You can buy my account right now.
You can only have the fall guys part of it though
That's it I
Got 70 can I buy it? No, bro. I don't put too much money into it
No
Five dollars!
You done lost your mind!
Five dollars!
Five thousand!
I think that's how you say it, thank you!
Crazy, Wett!
I'm about to get a one and gone right here, watch me!
I'm insane!
Huh
Yeah
You gotta be kidding me
Oh, yeah, this goober, you're about to get lapped.
First place!
Crazy, baby!
Almost laughed him, Dukes!
Click!
Oh, no!
Almost locked him, Goose!
Clang!
clean. GG. GG. This one is the one that has the weird ending part, bro.
Man!
What is this music? Cinema!
Cinema is what it is!
Straight cinema!
As long as I don't down in here, I should be good.
Yo, get this pig in the top hat off of me, man.
You have no family that loves you, bro.
really don't see that is grabbing me the whole lobby because your life's in
shambles dog it's crazy actually crazy bro you're sitting there grabbing me the
the whole time the whole time
Lord have mercy
you know what are your servers buddy buddy you ain't getting my server man
because you know why because that's why
That's why.
You hear me?
It's I.
It's I because watch this.
Because watch this
It's all right. What's this
It's side because what's this
It's alright because what's this
It's I!
I'm breaking a new world record about the I'm about to do 50 cough drops to stream
I'm about to break a record for real should I do it 50
I'm flying baby!
Yes.
Yes, absolutely.
Meekoo die?
Uh-oh.
Flantic factory!
It's flantic!
Watch this. I'm about to get first place right here. Hello?
I fear this is mine big dog go ahead and fuck out on it.
Alright.
Wait, flippie's a real one did you beat that?
Yo flippies a real one for that if you see that!
Yo bro a real one!
How do you get over there?
No.
Don't panic that's the key do not panic.
Never panic in this game bro.
If you pan it, that's when stuff starts going bad.
Just know you will get some at some point.
You may be like, no, I don't get no buttons.
will fall into place as it should. Okay, I'm not falling. Like, bro, can I get a button
to spawn? This game's actually so bad. Bro, can I get like a button to spawn anywhere
near me, dog? Like, what do I got to do? Everybody else getting a button to spawn literally
like oh my goodness like can I get a button to spawn I'm over here running
all the way around the map and there's just nothing every button that pops up
it just spawns beside somebody else like what what like what
golly the streak is dead bro it's been two games I'm gonna need you to relax
a little bit calm down man calm down
It's all right.
Calm down.
Okay.
Calm down, buddy.
The streak is not dead.
I mean, been two games.
Matter of fact, watch this.
You done made me mad.
Now I got to go super gamer mode.
Yes!
Okay!
No!
Ha!
Whoo!
Hammer Shrap!
Booo!
Whoo!
Ha!
Whoo!
Hammer Shrap!
Booo!
Oh, that's beautiful dog!
Another one.
I'm going to show you how to do it.
You all know the best split Monday chest and triceps Tuesday's back and arms Wednesday
legs Thursday shoulders Friday is another back and arm day and then uh no no no Friday's
rest this Saturday is another back-and-arm and it's Sunday west you're welcome
designated day you simpleton it's just thrown in
No abs no I ain't trying to abs
The loss of mine
Why not cuz I don't want to
I ain't trying to go win a mr. Olympia
Train have you done lost your mind I ain't 19 years old no more. I don't got old
That's one of the pipe
I
Hate everything first one in the pipe though
The comeback begins.
There's a chance!
No!
Oh
Wait what oh
All right
Okay. I legitimately thought I got the last spot right there. I legitimately thought I
did. Chad, did y'all not think I got in? It said eight of ten. There was three of us
on there. The other dude fell. And where did the like the whole other one go? Where was
I
Where where did I where was I had in the picture chat I was right there I
Should have got the tis spot
Huh, whatever
Robbed true I got robbed
true that's the only explanation the only explanation is that I got robbed
you're right thank you for saying that thank you for saying that you're right
yeah true actually wait you're actually just right man yeah you right you are
right. Absolutely right even. Watch this. Watch this.
Oh
You saw I commanded the door to open oh my goodness
Uh-huh.
Yup, yup, yep.
clean
Gg yeah
No, I hate it!
Wow, you suck!
Yo, you are terrible!
Oh my goodness, you ain't me bud.
I am the method.
Keep trying though, Buster. See you in the next round bud.
Hey, see you in the next round bud.
Yo broke it with the fire, thank you.
You got to be messed up, you got to be messed up, you won't try to take my things, no.
Yo bro's world with the fire.
I think I have currently the world record for this. I think I got it like two days ago. It was the craziest thing ever y'all remember that chat it was walled
Miss Daisy with the fire
W Miss Daisy
Who with the fire again thank you
I think I got it
with the father game. Thank you.
Watch.
Look at that.
Oh ho ho!
When I'm kind of crazy no joke for real.
I
I hope you enjoyed this video.
Thanks for watching.
I'll see you in the next video.
I
Okay, that's the last one.
Okay, that's the last time I can take that round.
I think.
Oh my goodness, I'm unbelievable.
Wait a minute, I'm crazy with it.
Wait a minute.
Oh, that ain't good.
Ah!
God, leave the whole map was gone!
Oh my God!
Bro, the whole map was gone, man!
God, leave!
Lord have mercy!
Bro!
Yo, Barley, I want to see a thank you!
I
Check the whole map was gone
Well, I looked over to the right there was no
platforms left because when I got to the end of mine, I'm like, uh-oh
This ain't good. And then I look over. There's just nothing bro. Look
My heart about to blow up.
Yeah.
Good.
Bro, look!
Cause right here I'm like, alright.
Once I jump up here, I'm like, uh-oh.
nothing left after this. You know what I mean? There's nothing left. But you know what I
held faith. I said, you know what? There's nothing left here, but it doesn't matter.
Oh that dude everything was gone.
There was actually no play here bro.
Legitimately no play here.
Look at me Coob bruh.
Just with nowhere to go bro.
We'll just know where to go, man! Just over with! Bruh!
Hey, you know what that's called, don't ya? You know what that's called, though? That's called aura, buddy.
That's what we call that.
That's what we call aura right there.
Buckshot.
Yeah, I'll do a round of buck shots as I said I would.
Hold up.
It's been a minute.
I might be a little rusty.
I got 25 hours in buckshot.
Oh my goodness.
I'm a nerd.
I'm a nerd, bruh.
Yo, Anna with a T and thank you.
Well, well, well.
Drake with the five kids.
Thank you.
Well, well, well.
What's the name going to be?
What's the name, y'all? What are we thinking?
What's the name?
B.B.L.?
Oh, I don't rock that.
I see him for the dealer with the fire.
Oh, yeah.
BDL.
Mid-item.
Great item.
Okay, I'll rock with it, whatever.
Three and three.
And with the chance, thank you.
Three and three.
Watch this.
That was a blank round, which means there's three live rounds, two blank rounds remaining.
The very last shell is a live round that doesn't help us here.
Look at his items compared to mine, by the way.
That is a travesty dog! An absolute travesty, dude!
And he's gone cop because he's a loser!
Oh my goodness, he just sold so bad it's unbelievable.
Chad, the beaver does fell off.
Big dog, that's a blank round I fear.
good try though yeah yeah good good good try buddy put the gun down okay put put
put put the put the gun down buster what did you really think was gonna happen
there huh go to sleep
The dealer's no match for me.
Oh lord, have mercy that ain't good.
I mean it's four for four and I have no other items besides two adrenaline shots.
I mean what do you do bud?
You know, it's 50-50.
Of course.
Yo, dot with the five.
Okay.
Woo!
I'm glad that was live, buddy.
God!
Yo, dawg with the fire!
Okay.
Whoa!
I'm glad that was live, buddy!
Golly!
That's a live, you soul, G.J.
Okay.
The odds are this next one's a blank, so I'm gonna steal one of his reversals right here.
I
Buster
Mid great great great, okay
All right
three and three
Three blanks, three laths.
The third one is live.
Steal this cuffs and all because you're just going to steal mine right back.
I'd be better off taking a stone here, which is what I'm going to do.
I
Live
now unless it's all three blanks in a row this one's or unless it's all three
lives in a row which they would never do that this next one's blank than life if
this is live this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen okay thank you he's dead
he's dead rest in peace dealer it's all a numbers game it's all a numbers game
Same dude.
Okay!
My number's mid.
And the game is over. Goodbye.
Three blanks to five.
Please be blank.
That was a blank.
So now it's 50-50, now it's two blanks, two lives.
Two blanks!
I
It's like you do the correct move where the odds favor you and it just doesn't work out
because this game's stupid.
It's incredible.
There's no such thing as selling when it's a 50-50 chance, by the way.
Now it's 4 and 4?
Oh, I'm dead.
I got to risk it for the peels, I have to.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness!
I'm dead though, cause he has a knife man!
What's his name?
PBL.
You ain't got the guts to shoot me.
I don't know what's I can't like what do I do bro like what do I do here like it's 5050 man
stone cold
Some people just got all the luck, huh, Chad?
Hey, Chad, some people just got all the luck, don't they?
Don't they?
every skill sport is luck.
Good race, luck.
You know, luck.
Cassandra with the five gifted,
W. Cassandra with the five gifted,
thank you Cassandra
What was that horse game y'all telling me to play a wall bank?
Yo poo with the five, W poo with the five.
What was it called?
Horsey game, hold up.
Is her game gonna be that one?
horsey game it better be good bro that's the way that's the one yeah that's the one
Emma with the five W Emma with the five. Oh my goodness dog
Bro if my face cam wasn't on full screen right there dude. Oh my goodness, bro
You actually don't understand how bad that would have been
like there's there's oh my goodness it's indescribable
bro
it was it's not loading on what my steam account shut down gg
What's going on here?
Am I live?
Hello?
What you made? Why can't I put it on there?
Was it you and a maid outfit? No, it was just doxxing information.
You have money in your steam wallet.
I got 54 cents in there.
Okay, here we go.
Why is it not letting me add funds
to my steam wallet to get this game?
It's just loading.
Like I'm going through PayPal to try to add funds to it, Chad.
You know what I mean?
And it says you have to authorize with PayPal.
It just has a lock with a spinning wheel on it. Don't make me don't make the alpha get angry
Read my bits with the five wayman hold up
Exit steam let me try that
Wait, we are currently installing a trojan virus on your pee. Oh, okay, nevermind. That's the problem. All right, hold up
Let me get to the bottom of this here.
Yeah, let me get to the bottom of this here.
Uh-huh. I do this number right here.
And then I do this number.
And then this number. And then what does this do here?
Why am I simply not allowed to put funds on the steam account?
Why not?
I have to...
Look what it's doing bro. Actually, I'm not I'm not sure you know that that's a bad idea
Use the wallet I can't there's 54 cents in it and the game is $10
Bro like why are you what is what are you doing?
Like what are we doing bro
Check his paypal down, bruh.
Sell some CSGO skins real quick.
Wait, you're right.
I can sell that $1,800 knife I got real quick.
Bro, I actually don't know what it's doing.
Like I'm trying to get this game.
Wait, Steam is under maintenance?
Is it Steam or PayPal?
What was that?
I've received a gift bro why is it not letting me bro well how do you see where somebody
sent you a gift that manage gifts
pending gifts oh Rob sent me horsey game how's it working for you
Hey, don't be wild though hold up
Bro, send it to me
Bro, but for real why is it not letting me do my thing bra
I
Because you have money in his wallet it ain't like I'm on here open and CS go crates or something
I'm just trying to buy a $10 game
W Rob dope all right, let's see what all the hubba is about y'all are telling me to play this horsey game
No.
Yeah, this is bad.
I have horse flu and $50.
I'm afraid the treatment is six.
That's a lot.
I ain't got no insurance.
What?
Yo, look at the, yo, look at the, yo, why is, why is there some curvature right there?
Go bet on horse races to make money!
Cheers!
Oh
Yo, that's like Bobby's basic type beat.
I'm driving a truck!
Lights off!
Hi.
Beverly Hills Club.
Four sale.
Job 1917.
Zeke.
How am I supposed to know who do I have statistics?
If I had to guess which horse looks the fastest here, no joke, I would probably be going for
How much money am I putting down?
I
Why are y'all voting job 1917 for sale looks the fastest dog?
All right, y'all chose to go job 19-17, I guess I'll pick you to win.
Oh, okay. I only got $50. I can't do that much. Give me a $10 bit. Odds 5 to 1. What
does that mean? What does that mean? I'm not going all in. I got $50. I don't even know
I don't know how this game works yet.
GO!
GO JOB! GO!
GO!
OH MY GOD I DIDN'T SPOKE IT UP!
OHHHHHHH!
Don't you dare tip over!
Ah!
Let's go!
Good job!
Congrats. Have another go. I got $100 now. We got Muesli. Muesli is huge. Look at the
gun on that. Older statistics. Yeah, you ain't winning. What does this mean? Wait, what
What is this all right muesli is four years old 16 height and weighs 1,600 pounds dog
reach for the stars is two years old weighs 1,300 looks kind of fast I don't know what
what this DNA strand means. Mass ejection looks, dude, mass ejection looks crazy. One
years old, 770 pounds. And then sunbeam face. 800 pounds. I know I'm not voting on Mewsley.
Musely is like double the weight of anybody else in the race dog.
Mass ejection.
I'm putting $10 on mass ejection right here.
Go!
Go, Master Jackson! Go!
Oh my goodness, you're slow!
Go!
Catchy!
We should have went Sunbeam Face Man!
Whoa!
Yo, you're gonna get turned into Gloomaster Jackson, you hear me?
Is this the whole game right here?
downwind funk looks crazy five years old 1200 pounds giddy up just doesn't look
that fast maybe? Five years old, eight hundred fifty-eight pounds.
Salad days.
Eleven hundred pounds.
Maximum carnage.
We'll go salad days.
I'm doing a $20 bet.
I don't care.
Sink it!
Go salad days!
Go!
Get it up!
Get it up, salad day!
Get it up!
He's pumping a wheelie!
What was clubbin' on William?
Lord!
Yo, why is Mewsley still here?
Why we got Mewsley in a hay-eatin' competition or somethin'?
Bring the horse here if you want to race wait, what do I get a horse from?
If you had a lasso you could get what do I get a lasso?
Come here, you're mine.
Come here.
I want this horse!
Drag horse outside the trailer is set free.
Oh, so you can set some free that you have?
Lasso mark.
Oh, this is my house.
Okay, so if you get random horses,
this is where you keep them at.
Right.
Get the best horses and freedom.
Let me get a lasso.
Hey, get it, hey.
Why not grab that lasso up there?
Let me get that for you.
I saw wild horses southwest of here.
Is that all I can get from here for now?
Okay.
I'm not gonna get this one cuz I just saw him sleeping
No that that one's legs are a little bit too long you gonna fall over
You look like you might could be fast
No, you ain't you you ain't fast. I don't know why you've been running anybody coming for you
You're mine, you're coming with me!
How do I last though?
Come here!
Let me get another one.
Oh, I got another last though, you're coming home with me, buddy.
Oh, I got another last though. You're coming home with me, buddy.
Willoughby Ranch.
Welcome to my little old ranch. Grab and pick up a horse if you want to trade.
Giddy up, Lance Corporal, Cuba, Quarter Horsemower.
I'm good. I got me a horse for now big dog.
All right. Should I take my horse to the track and race him?
What is this place? Saloon?
What'll it be? What can you buy?
Drink it. I don't know what I did with that life. I'll take care of your old horses for
$100. Oh, so if you want to get rid of them, you can just bring an old horse here. I got
it got it do you understand I understand
what else is there here normal suburban house
Wait a minute, now paying three cents a pound.
How much does that nine I'll do it that's messed up that's terrible no that that's that's
terrible I would never do that I'll tell you one thing if you lose this race though you're
getting turned into glue buddy three cents a pound these horses are useless they're
not horses. Take my horses and breed a racer with them. If you bring me a horse that
consumes from either, you'll give me $2,000. The horse must win a race at the track and
but it must have big ears exactly like these ones.
How much does it cost?
Uncharacteristically, no cigar.
They're free? I mean, I.
I'm gonna go drop them off at the crib, I guess.
I'm gonna drop the rabbits off here.
Oh, he's in there. We're good.
We're good.
All right. Can you name your horses in this game?
Oh, my goodness, you can.
The horse is two years old and 1177 pounds that seems like that would be good
luck. What should I name them before we race them?
Chris Redfield
We're sending Chris Redfield's ping-fong juice to the line, baby, let's get it.
Wait, where's my horse at?
No, I want to race, sir.
Oh, I didn't drop him in there.
What is the blue trophy mean does that mean they've won a race?
Generation H what does that mean?
I'm going job again he won me a race before $30 bet let's get it.
Come on job!
Salad days, Big Dipper's out of the race, Klaxon's out of the race, Salad days is the best horse
I've ever seen in my life.
He's just popping a really good job!
What are you doing?
Yo, can I carry salad days home with me I
Need to talk to the owner of salad days. I need that horse I
Need that horse
Well, I can tell you that rice cooker is not going to be winning this because Lord have
mercy look at the belly on that.
All right, fine horse we got there if you want to compete in a race, drag your horse
to this here corral.
All right, Chris Redfield, the pink thong juice, you got a women wonder you're getting
Turn into glue.
If we win this race, we get $500.
I'm not going to lie to y'all.
This, we look like the most capable horse here.
I'm so serious.
I'm actually so serious.
I only got $70 in my bank account.
I need this.
I need this here Pam looks slow it Pam is so big it don't look like her legs bend she's
1500 pounds see buddy looks maybe could be a threat and then Moto Luzo I don't I think
We have the most cable horse here. I'm so serious
No!
Well, you're going to the glue factory, Chris Redfield's Pink Thong Juice.
I'm not gonna kill you, but go back out for a while and I don't want you anymore.
Oh my goodness, the lasso's are $50 apiece, I have $20 to my name.
What are the shovels in the hay for?
I got to go bet on a horse race chat.
We're not putting our own horse in this race,
but we're going to bet we have $20.
Chat, why is there a 10 to 1 besides Big Dipper right here?
Does anybody know why that is?
Is it because Big Dipper is like the worst one?
Big Dipper, Sugar Moto Lujo.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, that's the parents of this one.
Wow, this game runs deep.
It shows the parents of this horse.
We got White Owl.
They have an offspring that's named Bazooka,
but look at White Owl here.
I don't think there's any chance Whiteout takes this.
Guernsey Garland, two years old, 788 pounds.
Xylophone Zucchini, and then real estate mogul.
I got $5 on Big Dipper.
But if I put $5 on Big Dipper, that would be the biggest upset ever, wouldn't it?
Big Dipper is a failure, LMAO.
I got $5 on Big Dipper.
You can pick a horse to finish second, but the odds are slim.
I think real estate mogul is going to play second.
Third.
Come on Big Dipper, come on Big Dipper, why are you going backwards?
Big Dipper let's go, nobody believes in you but I do.
Big Dipper, Big Dipper.
How is White out?
He is ginormous, how is he winning?
Say what you will about Big Dipper, Big Dipper was the worst horse in this race and didn't
get last I have 15 I have fifth job reach for this I gotta go job here job has
won me a race when I I'm going all in on job
Bazooka got two ahead of himself!
Come on, job, I need this, I have absolutely no money!
Job!
Get up!
Howdy partner, looks like you could use some cash.
Scoop this dung into the cart and I'll pay you $50.
So this is what my life has come to.
Scooping dookie, is that corn in there?
Thank you.
Let's go get our own horse.
Cheddar, any of these wild horses is going to be good enough though.
Here's what I need to do.
I need to get a horse that wins a race and then breed it with the rabbits and the
and then it'll create the fastest offspring ever.
What about you?
Can I get a look at you real quick?
Let me get a look at you, buddy.
You look fast.
You look fast! You look so fast!
That looks fast! That looks so fast! I'm not even joking!
Look at Chris Redfield's thong juice out here, living his best life.
I should have took you to the glue factory, buddy.
I'm about to get a crazy looking horse and take him to the freak show for $10 a pop.
I'm about to get rich.
Yo, how do I get back to the racetrack?
Wait, this game's surprisingly a banker.
I wouldn't make some shittiness.
So if we get a horse that wins us a race,
we need to breed it with the rabbits at home
and create offspring that's insanely fast
and just win every race, dude.
What are we naming this one?
This is a descendant of Chris Redfield's paint-fond juice.
Okay, so Chris, if you don't know Chris Redfield, Pete Thong Juice was our first horse that
we got and lost.
And I guess he's had a kid since then and now we have, we somehow out of everyone picked
his kid out there.
All right, let's see if Leon Kennedy Chair Sniffer can do any better than his dad
or mom, whoever it was. Here we go. $25 entry fee. We're going against sugar. Offspring big
dipper. I'm pretty sure big dipper slow is Christmas. So sugar is not going to have
a chance. Princess glitter parents are salad days, Gigi.
Gigi salad days is that horse that was popping the wheelie and
winded and winning every race. Gigi. She's heavy though,
bro. She's 1100 pounds, man.
Leon Kennedy chairs never 1161 and then we have mittens.
I think we have a chance to win this.
I think our only threat here is going to be Princess Glitter, but I think Leon Kennedy chair Snepper has a chance here
No!
Please!
Now we're gonna get it!
Let's go!
Woo!
That's what I'm talking about!
That's my prize horse right there!
Almost had a heart attack just now for real.
Bro, what do I do with him?
My mom just takes me and says, Leon, better, LOL, you're banned.
Breed him?
Do I take him home and breed him?
Oh my goodness, that's my prize horse.
chat that's my prize horse how do I breed them
but I was asleep
wait what does that mean food
This is my prize horse, Breeding Marn.
What does that pink symbol mean right there?
That's it's a baby surely this is the fastest horse in the in the nation right surely
Well, you're going to the racetrack as soon as you're born what are we naming it
Let's see if you're anything like your parents.
Okay, you're sleeping all right, whatever all right
Chad I'm not gonna lie that might be our price horse right there
Let me get some more lassos hey, that is the hey Bill worth $150
Yes, there we go. Should I catch us another random horse and raise him again? All right.
I can't believe we won a race already with a random horse off the off the road.
Does the leg angle not do this one even got race stripes already right here?
What is that?
What do I do?
Which one looks fast?
Shad, this one looks!
Trust my intuition.
Yo, hear me out.
See there's a long tail on this one which it's going to make it impossible to tip over backwards
that's going to act like a kickstand look goofy though
Look mad, Doofy-O.
I work like a kid staying to the race!
Test it?
I mean, it don't matter, I've already used the lasso anyway.
Actually, no, we can't let this thing reproduce.
We can't let this thing be produced!
Can I trade it in?
Can I trade it in somewhere?
I know where to take it.
You're going to the circus, bud.
I
There's no tail on that one right there, which means less wind resistance, right?
Hear me out.
Look at his legs, yeah that might be on purpose.
I
Seven years up!
I'm still got one last ride in them.
What on this planet earth somebody read a cheetah in the race is there a referee what
What is that?
Is there like a method that we get these horses screened?
California Ham, you are not winning.
Five years old, unknown parents.
A friend indeed. What does that red symbol mean? Does anybody know?
What does this red symbol mean? What is that?
Carnivore. What?
This isn't fair. Chad, this is not a horse!
Unk, I'm sorry. I got you in your glory years and took you out here, Unk. I'm so sorry.
I am so sorry for bringing you out here and you got broken dreams off spring is bazooka
I'm not even gonna be mad at you. I'm so sorry bro was seven years old racing a literal cheetah
Onclicious? Onclicious? Onclicious? Onclicious? Onclicious? Oh my goodness, go out! Go out!
No out! No!
Out of everybody to win the race, what happened to a friend, indeed?
Whoever breeded this thing needs to be thrown in jail.
Chat.
Unk just.
Should we take Unk to the retirement home and let him retire?
If you go back to the saloon, you can get what?
Freedom, you can tell Unk used to be a demon back in his day, bro.
You're coming home with me, Unk. He almost won a race at his old age right there.
You can tell. What is this one going to go? What is Binky going to grow up? What do I keep you around for?
We're getting you breathing big dog. Oh, he's too tired. Oh, he can rest a little bit.
Chad, do we give Leon Kennedy chair sniff for another race here? He's still young.
young. Chat Leon Kennedy chair sniffer is still young. We need to get some money out
of Leon Kennedy chair sniffer right now. Oh, sleep.
We're getting you greeted right here.
I'm going to jail.
Wait, Binky grew up!
Binky grew up.
Binky, you're nothing like your dad.
We're taking you to the stables, though.
Let's go.
So Chad, if Binky wins a race, I can go sell Binky to that guy that gave me the rabbits
and get $2,000, right?
He's only one.
Yeah, let's wait a little bit to race Pinky.
I'm going to I'm going to race Leon
Kennedy chair sniffer one more time.
Let's see if Leon Kennedy chair sniffer is really like that.
Champions feed 250.
Wait, bring your winningest horse and you can enter a race.
Oh, so if I ever have a horse that wins like 10 races,
I'm going to put him in this race.
I'm not doing that now.
You got to be messed up like regular.
Let's go.
OK, we're the only horse here that's won a race chat.
We have Moto Luzo.
Offspring is big dipper.
You're not going to be anything.
Waterloo, unknown.
Leon Kennedy, chair sniffer, who
was a descendant of Chris Redfield's Pinkfong Juice, who was who sucked. And
then we have broken dreams, who was an offspring of Bazooka. That's not good.
Okay, our main threat here is gonna be broken dreams, I think. I think Leon
Kennedy chair Sniffer is winning this. Shadow of Leon Kennedy chair Sniffer
wins this. We have entered two races with them and one both. Send it.
Where are you stopping, go, go, go!
You're dying, go!
I'm screaming!
Yes!
Oh my goodness!
Leon Kennedy's Shader Skipper has won me a thousand dollars in two races!
I can't believe it!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, Leon, Leon Cuny, chair sniffer has won two races.
That's unbelievable, bro.
Two races, two dubs, that's actually insane.
Go back home.
Alright.
I don't know what's up with you monkey list by the way. I don't know what this thing is, but I regret doing it
Huh?
What is that?
Hello!
Somebody just sent bio weapon.
Alright Binky, you're two years old now, it's time for you to see if you can live up to
your dad's name.
Her mom's name, I can't tell.
Alright.
So Binky is the descendant of Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer who has went two for two on
racist for us.
Let's go, Binky.
one year old looks like it could be pretty fast quarter horse power I'm pretty sure
I've seen a quarter horse power in other races and hasn't won any yet.
Then we have the descendant of Leon Kennedy chair Sniffer, who is two for two.
And then we have not a number who I don't know what's going on here.
And then we have my son, whatever this monstrosity is.
I don't even know where to begin here.
chat but if I'm being honest with y'all I think binky takes this
Rikki, who is not a number and why are they so fast?
That's really the fastest status I've seen!
Chad, it isn't all genetics, man.
Just because your parent is really great at something doesn't mean you're going to
be too binky.
I don't even know what to do with you right now.
I'm going to release you back to the wild.
So maybe you can at least pass on the genetics, but you're not living with me anymore.
Oh my goodness. He has a rocking chair beside him. He's old as Christmas.
He can't raise so they can't raise when they have a rocking chair beside their name.
Should we take Oat to the retirement home here?
Yeah, Oat got it.
All right, Oat.
We'll give you a good retirement, big Oat.
Chat, let's never forget Oat.
Almost one is one raised.
Thank you.
Wait, that's a hundred dollars from me. I thought you were giving me a hundred dollars.
Whatever, I'll take the retirement house, whatever. Alright, I'll convince you every
now and then. What is this? Oh, this is just for starting.
Chat, now here's the thing. We have a lot of creatures left here.
We need...
We need to breed.
We gotta breed clearly on Kimby Cheddar Sniffer again. I'm not gonna lie to y'all, we have to.
Ooh, the leg genetics are...
Maybe.
Maybe I.
That's good.
Cast it I can't it was just the work.
I let everybody sleep for a week.
I'd like to have a look at the next one.
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to do this, but I'd like to have a look at the next one.
I'll just have to find out.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I'm just gonna have to find out.
You're taking Scoot's Swain to the track!
This is free muesli's in the race.
Muesli looks like it's about to die.
Muesli has won.
There is no chance Muesli wins this.
Lance Corporal has no feet.
Scoot chat.
I am so confident that we win this.
It's not even funny.
I think this is literally a guaranteed dub for us.
This is literally a guaranteed $500.
Rice cooker, I mean big dog.
I mean gigantic animal.
And then Pam.
I am I have never been more confident in my life. We're going scoot. I mean obviously we're going scoot, but scoot wins this. Come on
Scoot if you lose the wise cook run to me to the group factory. Oh my goodness. It's not in the clothes
Oh my goodness that was so close!
Let's go Scoot!
Welcome to the VIP lounge.
Oh this is the VIP bedding?
That was so chat we have a thousand dollars. I don't even know what to do with my money now
Champion I don't think scoot is good enough to do the champions race, but I think Chris Leon Kennedy chair sniffer is
Let's let our best horse do another race y'all cool with that let's do that
Leon Kennedy chair sniffer is two for two for us if Leon Kennedy chair sniffer goes
three for three I don't even know what to say who do we got
So, we immediately do not have to worry about my son because he instantly falls over.
Quarter horse power is decently fast but never want to race.
Leon Kennedy chair sniffer, Beverly Hills clop has never won a race and real estate mogul.
This is free.
Let's go.
to the sniper that I pay $1,000 every race to sit up in the stands and shoot some of
the horses. I'll send your money over PayPal soon. Oh my goodness. Leon's got it. Look
here. Leon. Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer's three for three, but I'm not proud of that
one. I'm not proud of that one. Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer is not good enough to go into
the Champions League. There's no way. We only won that by a sheer miracle. Quarter horse
power was legitimately dusting everybody until they fell over. I don't know who owns
Quarter horse power but I need that horse.
Scoot.
Shaft should we race scoot again?
Let's race scoot again.
Scoot's one for one, chat.
Okay, friend indeed looked scary the first time.
Is it just mirrored?
Scoot put on some weight.
Yo, Scoot, why are you looking so thick right now?
Why does Scoot look so big?
Um, Mittens? We're not worried about Mittens. Cuba looks pretty fast. All spring is Princess
Glitter, but who I'm really worried about is Bazooka. I am really worried about Bazooka.
Come on, Scoot. Let's go. Let's get it, Scoot.
Bazooka's out!
Scoot! You're not losing a cue back!
Scoot, oh my god.
Scoot! Scoot!
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Should I get rid of these rabbits, Chad?
Wait.
Wait, I can sell Scoot for $2,000.
Because Scoot is the offspring of a rabbit and he won a race.
Wait!
$360 for Scoot. A friend indeed made it to the farm because he could never win a race.
We're trading in Scoot for I'm not a number. I'm not a number. Literally had the fastest
finish I've ever seen in my life. We have to get I'm not a number. No joke. We have to
yo, Lily left three hours ago with the 200 gifted subs. Oh my goodness. W Lily with
the 200 gifted. Oh my goodness. Lord have mercy. W Lily for real with the 200 gifted.
that is crazy. I really appreciate that Lily. Thank you. W Lily
for real.
W Lily. Seriously, I really appreciate that Lily. Thank you.
W Lily for the 200 chat. Hear me out. We breed not a number
and scoot chat. I don't know if y'all remember who remembers
when we raced against not a number. It was like the
fastest finish I've ever seen in my life. Let's breed scoot
and not a number here and create the most fast horse ever, actually.
We're doing this six hundred and sixty dollars, I do not care.
All his years are long, long years to get 2000.
We go by some.
Uh, hey!
Check game of the year, what?
Scoot? Not a number.
Sweet.
Not a number. No, eat some!
Not a number.
Scoot.
Oh, this thing's gonna be a day-to-day!
I am willing you to be the fastest horse ever into existence right now.
Well, that's not a good idea.
But the train is coming.
See you later.
Bye.
I say we put not a number in the champion's race
Oh, he needs to win two races. Let's just get one out of the way right here.
Why does my, oh my goodness, three of the four horses in here has won a race.
Okay, so the horse that we have in the race is not a number.
He has won a race when we raced against him.
I'm not gonna lie, this may look bad.
Wildfire looks like a demon.
Oh my goodness.
My son is a non-factor. I don't know what evil monster keeps putting this thing in these races, but you need to stop
California ham is fast. I
Don't remember see buddy that will
Bro, you lose this you don't understand not a number is the fastest horse. I've seen yet, and I think we get this
Come on, now, now, now!
Come on!
Get down!
I told you, man!
I told you!
No, I can't breathe, like I'm kidding. No, he's still alive.
Our prize horse!
Not a number has got one more race in them.
a number is eight years old has won two races this will be not a number's last
race because he's too old let's go out with a bang not a number senior horse
into the Champions League could you imagine the straight cinema this would
be if we just put an eight year old horse into the Champions League and he wins it.
Oh no, Cuberts here. That was a $250 entry fee by the way. Oh my goodness, salad days
is in here. So, this is the premium like premium race because it's a champions league.
Cuba salad days. Oh my goodness. I am so scared of salad days. Off-spring generation H. Princess
litter mood through the internet. California ham. This will be straight absolute cinema.
If somehow not a number pulls this off, bro, in his last race ever Cinderella tour or whatever
It's called.
Not a number just died on the course.
My horse just died on the track.
What just happened?
Did he just have a heart attack mid-race?
What happened?
Why does the big t-
What happened to-
What happened to you?
We didn't pass off his offspring though.
Let him run free around the house for a little bit.
This is his off-screen.
The leg angle is wrong.
Chad, should we just start gluing some of these horses, bro?
Should we even take this one to the races chat?
I'll give him a chance.
This is unbelievable.
You know what's crazy? I could instantly tell that this was a descendant of Rice Cooker,
because Rice Cooker looks the exact same as this horse, by the way. The ex- parents is
Rice Cooker and salad days. Somebody get me in contact with the owner of this horse right
now I need to talk how much do you want for it robo-hoof let's see what slow
pokes got look at this yo big rich with the five gifted thank you big rich with
the five gifted. Thank you. Let's see what Slowpoke does chat. You ready? We're gluing
Slowpoke after this. How much does Slowpoke weigh? Slowpoke is 1,300 pounds. We'll get
at least $50 out of this thing if we take it to the glue factory.
I
Slimey tampon with the five gifted
All right, before we get on spooky time, should we catch another random one real quick and
test them?
Yeah, I was not expecting this game to be this fire, by the way, this is crazy.
So, who has been the best horse so far?
Has it been Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer?
Snob, Scoot, wasn't that good?
Chat, look.
Should we race Scoot again?
We're taking Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer to the retirement home by the way.
Breed you can't you can't breed them once they get to a certain age.
So now on can Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer which was our prize horses in the retirement
home.
They're living a good life.
Let's race Scoot again real quick and see just how good Scoot is.
Does Scoot have a dub?
Scoot does have a dub.
But look at his offspring. We named both of Scoot's offspring after glue.
That's how we just killed his kid.
Genetics are not there.
generation h is in here gg we don't stand a chance generation h is in here we do not
I stand a chance, bro.
Hey, yo, left!
Generation H, hook up!
For the gunshot!
Left!
Generation H, drop that!
Hey!
Left!
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Hello. Yes, my name is Case. I have, you know, I put a few horses in these races here.
I'm pretty new around here, but I've won a few races already. There is this horse
named generation H. Can I get in contact with that horse's owner now? I don't care what the
price. I will pay it. I have I have it. Okay. Just get give me the number. Get back with
me. I need I need this horse. Do you understand? I will pay whatever it takes for this horse.
All right. Thank you. I got to get my hand on this horse here. I watch on a run
that back really quickly really quickly let's just run that back i want y'all to chat am i tweaking
or did that horse jump early that horse jumped early on everything i love it did
listen for the gunshot look at keep your eye on generation h and listen for the jump shot look
are you looking? Are you looking? Good, because look here. Generation H is in here, GG. We
don't stand a chance. Generation H is in here. That was like a full set. Look here. I understand
it didn't matter because Generation H is the fastest horse I've seen in this game so far.
But I mean this with a passion it should have been disqualified.
It took off like a full second before the gunshot.
Listen again.
Hey, yo, Raph!
Generation H took off before the gunshot!
Raph!
Generation H, stop that!
Dude, I understand that it wouldn't have mattered because look at that, it's just
a gunshot.
I don't shot!
No!
Generation 8 jumper!
Dude, I understand that it wouldn't have mattered because look at this gap.
I need to see if I can buy this horse.
I gotta go check a stable real quick.
Hold up, we gotta breed this thing and pass the genetics down.
Literally right now.
Oh my goodness.
I'm about to create a lineage of the fastest horses of all time.
Scoot, you're so mid and your genetics suck.
I'm done with you
I
Gotta buy
Okay, we lost and it's the reason we lost is because Princess Glitter's in here.
My son is a guaranteed non competitor and a friend indeed is a guaranteed non competitor
either but Princess Glitter I know is fast but maybe our horse the big cheese has something
going for him how did you get big cheese I just bought him from a shady saloon or a shady farm
I love you.
That's my prize horse.
That is my prize horse!
Oh my god.
I
We need to find a horse to win a race in very fashion and breed with did they just die?
That horse just died in front of my op-
Keep your eyes out, we need something crazy here
here.
I'm so serious.
If we get a horse that wins a race in the size of fashion and we breed it with the big
cheese, we're actually going to create the fastest horse ever.
What is honking do?
Hear me out right here.
What are we thinking here?
Follow the arrow.
buy one. Chad, does the arrow show the best horse out here? Right here. Right here, no
No joke.
Try not to sell what Hawking does.
If this horse wins this race into size to faction, we breed them with the big cheese and create
the greatest source that ever lived.
What do we need to be looking for, for a fast?
Right here.
Right there.
go feed him or racing him.
yo tins with the five.
let him eat real quick.
I should have sold him, but it's all right.
Yo, back room edge or with the five.
Let me go take a good look at the big cheese and see what the difference is.
Oh, I forgot he has Gigantic boots so we'll never know.
Your parent is Scoot?
I'll test them, but I don't think so.
Scoot doesn't have good genetics.
Turd log in my thong with the five gifted.
Thank you.
Okay, let's do it this way then.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's we got something here. We got something here.
Big rice cookers in here, G.G.
Specter looks like a demon.
Oh, my lord.
Princess Glitter's in here, bro.
What is Princess Glitter gonna retire, man?
Parents are salad days in Cuba, dog!
Send it.
You know, I'm not the boss anymore.
I'm going to get rid of that spider.
I'm not going to let that spider get away with that.
It's got boots
So the boot this generation. Oh, no, I don't know a big cheese is gonna be fast without the boots
This is gonna have to be the greatest force of all time
Wait, tater and the big cheese?
I think we'll get to the end of this.
I'll just have to wait until the game's finished.
I'm not sure what to do with this, but I don't know.
I guess I'll just have to wait for the next game.
I'm not sure how to do this, but I guess I'll just have to wait.
You don't deserve to wear those boots.
Let's see if the big cheese is still fast without the boots, let's see.
Chat the big cheese is one of the fastest horses ever, when with the boots, let's see if the
the big cheese is fast without the boots. Zeke's in here, GG.
We're putting Tater in another race. Let's go. We're putting Tater in another race.
Let's go. I can't believe it. We got to run to the race for Tater. We lost maximum carnage
is in here. Chat Maximum
Tarnage is the big cheese is
dad.
All right, y'all ready?
Let's go.
Tater's the best horse ever.
Alright, but who has goggles?
Why is goggles in here?
That was my horse!
Let's go let Tater sleep real quick and then let's do a champion race with Tater again real quick, yeah?
Freedom, yeah, but with who?
A new horse?
Chatlock in. $250 entry fee champion race.
Tater, I think is the best horse we've ever had besides that one horse, not a
number.
Generation H is in here and Cuber.
There's no way. If we win this, we get $2,500, dude.
Oh my goodness, job 1917 and salad days are generation H's parents. This is the fastest
to watch an existence.
GG.
Let's go!
No way!
Taylor's the fastest horse we've ever had!
Open the gift box!
No way!
Tainer's the fastest horse we've ever had!
Open the gift box!
The legendary Silver Lasso, what does that do?
That is the silver lasso unlimited.
Is that what this is?
Dog, we have to pass down Tater's genetics chat.
I'm so serious.
We have to do something.
Tater's getting old chat.
Oh my goodness, that's so much aura.
We have, dude, Tater is six years old.
We have to pass down the jeans now!
I can't believe we had that much money from...
I'm selling cheesy talk, but we need the boots to pass down!
Who are you?
You're getting tested.
Chat, we have the Silver Lasso now.
We can test for free because the Lasso's don't cost money anymore.
Chat, I will remember Tater for as long as I'm with...
I will remember tater for as long as I live I'm so serious potential potential potential
You know what potential?
Chat, not only did Tater just win us $2,500, Tater just won us an unlimited lasso, by the
way.
I'm gonna tear you out.
No, it's you.
Hey, you're just old and hungry.
dollar. Wait, Wendy? Goggles!
Maximum carnage produced a big cheese.
Do you think there's a way?
Do you think there is a way to trace back who Taylor's parents are?
If we have a way, wait no that would be inbreeding, we can't do that, never mind.
No, I can't, never mind.
Where's Wendy?
You also created the big cheese?
Test them? Oh, I can test them, huh?
Oh, Wendy's here!
I think we're better off finding a horse in the wild, Chad, I'm not going to lie to y'all
right now.
wait mass ejection wait i remember you
goggles i found you in the wild goggles why are you even here now i know why i got
I don't think it's fast enough chat I'm not gonna lie we're better off finding one literally
in the wild don't you think
No way! No way! No way!
This is how you win under its belt!
See buddy, have the dub too!
Why is this horse $1,100 chat?
Why is this horse $1,100?
Oreo with the with the team get the W Oreo with the team get the thank you I don't know chat bro
that's a scam what do y'all think the move is
Wild, you're right. Hold on. I think so. Chat wild has to be the play, right? It has to be.
It's bit lit. You know what we need to do? We need to go inspect Tater right now and see exactly what
Tater looks like no joke because Tater is the fastest horse that ever lived no joke
I got a picture of Tater.
Dude, but Tater looks unassuming, right?
Does it?
Tater looks unassuming?
Tater really looks unassuming.
There it is.
Come here.
That's it. That's it. That's the one. That's the one.
They just don't make them like Tater no more.
Chat, they just don't make them like Tater no more, man.
It's unbelievable, bro.
I just don't make it like Tater!
Get out of my face!
Chad, I'm gonna dig through this, I don't know why.
Dude, this is great!
Tater, there's nobody like Tater out here, nowhere, man!
You're a couple with me.
Get over here.
Wrong legs dude.
I'm looking.
I'm just looking, chat.
Relax.
He doesn't cost us anything to grab him right now!
What is that?
Chat, there's none of these that are built like Tater, man.
None of these are built like Tater!
My god!
Get it!
I'm just gonna test this just for the fun of it, okay?
Thanks for the fun of it.
Go!
Go, go, go, go!
That's a problem.
I say we get this horse and if we breed this horse and one comes out built just like that with a longer tail, it'll have an anti-flip mechanism and it'll never flip.
Do we bring him a cheese he's on?
Oh, that's wrong one.
Shad hear me out.
Kickstand, cheesy time.
Get to sleep.
Alright, let's catch this one.
It's hungry, hurry up, you didn't get no free food.
That's who's going with Tater.
That might be who's going with Tater.
We're off, we're getting rid of.
Cheesy cock. Kick sand. Horse. Where's Tater? Make me rich! Make me rich! Oh my goodness.
Okay, there it is.
There it is.
All right, let's get rid of this one.
Did I sell?
Should I put kickstand with tater?
I'm dead serious right now we're putting kickstand with fader
Why does nobody have the kickstand leg like this one does?
Oh my goodness, this horse is built for speed.
Look at the leg, look at the tail, look at the aerodynamics, look at the neck action.
Oh my goodness, this horse is built for speed.
All right.
Okay.
We'll let him grow up.
We'll leave it here for tonight, yeah?
Bro.
Okay, let me make sure this is not gonna not gonna not gonna delete chat I
literally was not expecting this game to be this like a dicting bro what is this
I thought y'all was get get get me on some goofy game that was gonna be
stupid for five minutes I wasn't expecting this to be like straight
cinema. No joke, I was not expecting to be straight cinema. Test the new ones. Y'all
do that real quick. Hold up. Yo, Gekoma with the team gifted in velvet starlight with
the 25 gifted W velvet starlight with the 25 gifted Lord have mercy in Gekoma with
the 10. Thank you. W gifters. I appreciate y'all for real. Thank you. W gifters.
I appreciate y'all. Thank you. Hold on. Hold on. Which one was y'all wanting to test?
This one. Let's see.
We're selling that.
that.
Yes! That's to get on the sale list.
You!
There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is.
I think these boots were made for walking is going to be probably continuous.
tender for a horse of the decade. It's gonna be hard to compete with Tater now.
It's gonna be hard to compete with Tater, but I think these boots was made for
walking.
Wait, can you actually keep going?
This horse ride here dog. I'm telling y'all potential
Raisa for a dollar more dig the behind one place
These boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do on the line!
Okay, full of beans looks absolutely terrifying. Who is perm? You have to be the offspring of my son.
Who on this planet earth is perm?
Okay, chat, look here. I think these boots were made for walking.
These boots were just what what?
These boots were just what wait a minute what oh?
This has to abbreviate it never mind
Yeah, refund that real quick.
Refund to start another one so we got this on.
And that looks like an easy race too.
Oh my god.
Solution Sphere Mutsu Randy.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Oh yeah!
Oh! Oh! Oh man! I'm in dog! Let's go!
Yes!
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, yo, TVN with the hundred gifted subs Lord
have mercy.
me some W's for TV and with the hundred gifted. Oh my goodness. WTV and for real with the hun
done. WTV and for real. Thank you. Appreciate that TV and thank you. Chat game in a year
for real. No, Joe. Actually, this is so we're 100% playing this again. Hold on real quick.
Who's all screaming?
If I breeded these boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do with tater,
would that be inbreeding?
Yes but it's okay, are you sure?
I'm sad.
Yeah.
I'm sad.
Yeah.
Is the reason why it's such a good shape right now if you weren't here earlier.
Tater one.
Three.
Where two regular races and then one the championship rates which is the $250 entry
fee and now tater is eight years old and this is going to be tater's last who are
right here.
read them before you do already did. All spring is cheesy time. And if I breed Tater
again, Tater won't be able to race again because I'll have to sleep.
$250 entry fee, Chad.
Wait, Tater can't run in the Champions race again.
Tater got too much motion.
So now we can either do a regular race with Tater or just breed Tater one last time.
One more time?
With who?
Wait a minute.
Who are you?
This is kickstand and taters kid.
The entire flip mechanism!
Yep, we're staying here.
Yeah, you're staying here this horse is going to have crazy potential no jump
Chattator has one last we got we got we seriously got to do something here these boots were
made for walking and that's just what they'll do. Who's your who's your parents?
Kickstand and cheesy time. Do I go tater and this horse?
No, he'll lose the boots. You're right. Who are we giving tater? Who are we doing with tater one more time?
Get your soul, get out of here.
AFA?
Chat, that's literally Tater's kid.
Get out of here, y'all are disgusting.
Or we could let Kickstand and Tater have another kid.
Because this is kickstand and tater right here.
Yes.
Make me rich, y'all!
Oh yeah!
You can just, you can just tell by the leg action!
I
Will sell these real quick chat game in a year
I'm just gonna learn.
Y'all know what time it is, unfortunately.
Now we have to get rid of Tater Chat.
The horse of all time tater aka potato aka Spud
Going to the retirement home now. We're not getting rid rid of tater, right?
We're taking tater's been the best horse ever
So we're not just gonna release tater into the wild to where tater's gonna die
We're going to take Tater to the retirement home where Tater will live in peace forever.
Now, remember Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer and uncle still here too.
So I think if you get rid of it because that other horse died, right, chat?
That old one that we got rid of.
I think if you get rid of an old horse into the wild, they straight up die.
I'm going to upload this on YouTube and I want to see just how our money works.
he was before tater and pre tater. I'm making a new timeline. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, PT post tater
timeline. Post tater. That's beautiful. Chad, I literally was not expecting that to be game
of the year right there. No joke. I actually was not. Okay. Was y'all expecting that
to be straight cinema like that dog I was not expecting that to be straight
cinema right there like no joke that is wild bro that is crazy
chat I'm telling y'all chat are you gonna think about tater for the rest of
your life now. I'm gonna think about tater for the rest of my life. I am. I am. Yeah,
I am.
Chad horror game or redfields. We might as well do a horror game. We didn't do one
I think we got to do some spooky action, man.
I think we gots to.
Hold it.
You already know spooky.
Don't worry about holding it.
You play ref your where's is there every day anyway, but I'll hold it
Well, they got to add some stuff for ref fields rounds. I'm not gonna lie. They got to add like hitting people
No, Joe
Vote.
Checking up.
Leave house cinema that was like dead serious.
Can you believe that?
Can you actually believe that?
It's crazy.
It's actually crazy.
Dare I say game of the year chat?
Okay.
Dare I say game of the year right there?
I think so.
I do horsey game horsey game man man golly horsey game nice it was a barrel so you know
what that means. That means you best get your dypey on, Bubba. Hey, that means you best
get you a dypey on, Bubba. Because it's spooky time. Should have put a horsey game on the
pole. Oh, that one would have cleared easily. Oh, that, oh, horsey game would have easily
clear no doubt about it there ain't no doubt in my mind bubble no doubt you know what i mean
lock in hey
okay this looks like it's gonna be scary i'm not gonna lie
Get you a dying beow!
Cause he's spooky!
Yeah!
Hey!
Yo, Chas, still a one to ten.
How stupid did I look when I was doing that horse ax and when I was doing it like that?
Did I look stupid?
Was it bad?
Was it like bad for him?
You know I started doing that because I seen some,
there was some video of this dude sitting in like
a public place watching horse racing on the TV.
Have you ever seen that video?
And he was sitting there doing that.
Hey, it helped though.
Lock in, name of this game is Selvima.
Let's go.
Selvima.
All right. Let's start the video with a slow pushing on the house. Oh, we got some. Nice and steady. Hold it. And stuff right there.
Oh, bro, it's a director. Yo, eating beans with the 5,000 bits. WEDB the 5,000 bits.
Case out of- I had the Baja Blast vape in chat the other day, can I have your permission to get a tattoo of you and kitty on a vape?
Throw in a pair of the hooks wet pants and I'll get it by Sunday, yeah I got you.
Hey Carlos.
Remember that about-
Yeah that'll work eating beans, thank you.
The one you wanted me to film for your channel.
Yeah.
Yeah I got you, Mika, thank you.
I climbed over the-
W Mika.
W landed wrong.
I think I broke my arm.
Uh-oh.
I'm stuck in here man.
The whole place is fenced off, there's no way out.
I tried climbing back over, but I can't.
Bro, got her.
Please grab some boltcudders and come get me out of here.
I got you, be gone!
You always find a way to get yourself into trouble. I can't right now.
Julia took the car to go grocery shopping.
As soon as she gets back, I'll come over. Don't worry.
If it's too cold, just go inside the house and wait it out.
There aren't any ghosts. Relax.
We'll add those in post when we edit the video.
I don't know if I'm going inside that damn house.
It really creeps me out.
I'll wait for you, just come fast.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
September 15th, 2005.
We're dead.
Where were you with September?
September 15th, 2005.
We're dead.
Where were you with September 15th, 2005?
G for a glow stick, F for a flashlight?
You know it's bad when the glow stick is
brighter than the flashlight.
Left control crouch.
All right, got it.
What am I going to be crouching from, by the way?
Oh, yeah, this place is creepy.
What is going on here?
OK, what's there?
The glow stick?
OK, flashlight is that.
This is glow stick. I ain't go a lot of y'all chat. I'm kind of rocking with the glow stick a little better
I cannot go in okay, that's cool. Can I go in over here, maybe
Okay, there's blood in a fridge outside on the porch that's not a good sign in case you were wondering I
don't take a genius to
to uh y'all can somebody do some grass cutting around here I mean oh my goodness
can you imagine the bugs okay is there a way to get into the back door real quick
maybe
you know what this ain't too spooky so far it's kind of cozy look at that life
a life
Is this door open?
This door does not open.
So now the question that I'm left with is,
how on this planet earth do I get in this house?
Did I, did they say something in the dialogue
that's telling me I had to get in here or am I trippin'?
Is this a weed farm?
Hey, I don't know.
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
What was that I just heard a blood-curdling stream from inside to Kriyamsky. Hello?
Who are you?
Excuse me ma'am. Can I help you? What are you pointing at?
Ma'am you got blood all over you. What's going on? I
I
Just took damage
Are you telling me I can go in through the door now
I'm a loop around real quick
Thank you ma'am for showing me that I can go in the door now I sure do appreciate you oh
Wow, you are creepy.
Yeah, that is creepy right there.
Oh, thank you so much, man.
You have a great night.
Okay, I don't need to close that.
Flashlight?
Chat, my flashlight's dead.
Which means I'm dead.
All I have is a glow stick now.
Now, thankfully the glow stick,
It's putting off some light, but uh, maybe the lights which works of course it don't
Do I have to go upstairs? I sure do hope not
What is that pain killers
Why would you give me these I don't want to be able to take damage
Okay, can I go through this door by chance? Per chance? No? Looks like we're going upstairs,
Jack. We're dead. Dead cam house layout? Yeah, this house has been in a lot of horror games, too.
Wait, what? Where do I go? Is there somebody standing in? What's happening?
What are you doing here? Who?
You chose this. Now you're part of it.
Who is that?
You want to leave now?
Find the entrance key.
Do that and we're done.
Leave and never come back.
That's what y'all goober sound like.
Find the entrance key, leave and never come back.
I can't just walk out and li-
Yo, I feel like I'm hearing some demon action.
Who, them spaghetti and meatballs look good, though.
I hear someone making like some noise action in here. I don't know what's going on.
Y'all hear that? It sounds like a demon. What is that noise?
That is the worst thing I've ever... I took damage. Ow.
Ow. Ow. I got the bedroom key.
Pop another painkiller because I just took damage.
You need some water with that?
Alright, we got the bedroom key.
That's the basement right there because I noticed lay out from the other
The basement secret locate the painting hidden in the basement uncover its
cryptic meaning what
painting hidden in the that was so creepy are you kidding me oh no I don't
like it down here where's the paint now I don't know what if I don't even know
what to find a pain at this point uh-huh
basement key added to inventory that doesn't make sense I'm already in the
basement
Okay, that's just a family are they dead
Chat the question here is right why did they give me a basement key?
If your boy's already in the basement. Oh that ain't good
All right, let's get out of here and go to the bedroom now
I hope you're having a great day, I'ma get up out of here.
Okay, I'm leaving.
Hey, big dog, I have to base my key.
We're good, relax.
I'm gonna close this behind me here, because I never want to go down there again, and I hope they do not make me go down there again, because that was rather creepy, if you ask.
creepy if you ask me. Okay, we got to find the bedroom. I think
the bedroom is going to be upstairs. You know what the
good news is, though, chapter ain't been no jumpscare so far.
So I do appreciate it for that. You know what I mean? Because
they could have they could have done hit me with some nasty
ones already, but they have not. And so again, thank you for
that.
Is that Dr. Field?
Who is that talking?
What?
Master bedroom, find the red key to unlock your parents room.
Okay, got it.
Hello?
man the grass is really getting out of hand here we got grass grown up through
the red keys all right we got mom and dad
I don't know what that noise was, and I also don't want to know.
had Taco Bell last night. True. True. But you know what they
didn't have from Taco Bell? The steakhouse burrito because it
would discontinued in 2017. Because it was discontinued in
2017 because they do not care that anybody likes the
steakhouse burrito. So they just took it away because they
just decided, you know what, we're going to take the best
fast food item ever invented off the menu. Why? Oh, we don't have a reason.
We're just gonna do it. Best two weeks of my life. I still think about you,
Steakhouse Burrito. Oh, I could go through here. Okay, cool. Bro menses it
every strain? Yeah, because I like the Steakhouse. Bro, what's up with all the
noises I'm getting a little concerned here.
GG. There's something in here I need. There's a note. Leave mom alone. She not
well. She's not well anymore. Oh. Well, alright.
Was there anything in here that I needed to interact with or am I just
you know chill and hanging out. Alright, I'm gonna get up out of here. I'm gonna go use
the pink key that I have. Maybe it goes to a different room.
Alright, let's go to a different room and chat. Lock in. We have the pink key which
goes to another bedroom. I cannot believe they have not given us the most horrific
jump scare ever yet, by the way. Like this just seems, this just seems, you know
what I made. Corridor access, search the laundry room for the corridor key. I know
where the laundry room is because I know the house layout.
Video camera messing up. Okay this is the laundry room because I'm a nerd and
already know the house layout and there's a key in here for me apparently okay
there's a key in here I think chat because this is indeed the laundry room
unless I'm tripping it I don't think I'm tripping right now there's supposed
to be a key in here correct
Key, key, key, key, this is the laundry room, where's the key, y'all?
J, y'all find it?
Hey, y'all seen it?
Oh, it's going to be down here.
Oh, there it is.
or key got it we're good genius they call me the key man because I always have
the key and if I don't have the key I find the key that's why they call me the
key man use the key here boom corridor key doesn't fit I fear that you are
delusional excuse if me oh maybe this the quarter that's the bathroom there
my bad. There we go. All right. That's the other room to the
uh, laundry room that we was just at a second ago. This is one
bedroom. I don't know if this is Mia's bedroom. This is not so
Mia's bedroom is going to be down the hall here. Okay, I
thought that was a jump scare for a second because the
video camera messed up again, but we're good. There we go.
All righty. Is there anything in particular that I'm looking for in here or uh?
Um. Oh.
That's, that's not good if you ask me.
Uh, was there anything in particular that I needed in here?
Chat, there ain't nothing in here.
I missed the key.
Did I for real?
Don't lie.
No.
Don't lie!
No.
There's no key here.
There's a bloody handprint there. What exactly does that mean?
And there's a whole bunch of blood action.
What?
Okay, Chatham, there was nothing in there.
Am I a trick?
Under the nightstand? Wait, are you for real? Are you just saying that, or did you actually see something?
Key under the nightstand. Now, if there isn't a key under the nightstand, what should happen, Chad?
Is that a banable offense?
There is not a key under the night stand.
I think you're cooked.
Am I tweaking?
Chat, am I tweaking?
But there's actually nothing in this room.
Yeah, there's nothing in this room.
I thought I got stuck in there for a second.
Help!
I don't know if it didn't update my thing chat because look it still says
corridor access search the laundry room for the corridor key and I did that and
unlock the corridor but it still says to do that you know what I mean
I'm not sure.
Might be a bug. No, no, no, no, no.
You think I'm overlooked? Have I ever looked anything before? Overlooked anything before?
No, I have not. Which makes me think it's not in here.
Give me a second.
I'm about to go full detective mode.
I'm going full detective mode.
Let me think of where it could be.
I'm about to think of where it could be.
Where could the key be?
Let me think.
Where could this key be?
I'm thinking.
Where?
Okay.
Maybe it could be over.
Maybe it could be over somewhere.
Oh I know where it is.
to look.
Game skipping a little bit. I don't know what's up with that.
Game kind of skipping a little bit. It's kind of lagging.
I don't know what that red mark at the bottom was shooting across the screen. That's kind of weird
That's where that radio is playing again
I
Tell her you serious
Yeah, I just got the new teleport, Litch.
New tech.
Or so they say.
My dog won't stop barking when you turn him to stop.
Hey!
Put all that barking in there!
You're welcome.
Let's chat. Let's be for real, though. This is crazy. Bro chat. Let's be so for real. This is craziness, right?
What'd you say?
People saying L next time you're lost don't turn to Google or Apple Maps.
That's cheating.
Exactly!
Thank you!
Oh man, I'm glad I found this place on my own in here.
here. I'm really glad I found this place on my own. Why'd that just happen? Somebody
just slid a bookcase in front of the- Oh, I hear some demon action right now. Oh, I'm
hearing some demon action right now. Can I get out of here? Why did you trap me in here? What can I do?
Okay, that is very creepy. I'm not gonna lie.
Could you do me a favor and go away?
me? I don't have a glow stick or anything now. I need help. I'm stuck. Okay, can you
Let me go now
Am I supposed to just sit in here?
Oh, that is qu-Ow!
There's a key over there!
Oh, that is creepy!
Oh, that is creepy, y'all!
Oh!
How you doing?
All righty, now!
you have a great night thank you for not instantaneously killing me hey I'm gonna
slide by your room quick you have a great one thank you
find the escape the blue key entrance key is hidden somewhere on this floor find
it and escape I bet it's in the bathroom the one room I haven't been in
yet don't hide it too well or else if I start skipping again I just found it
already
I
Quit turning the flashlight off
Yo, there's some creepy
Get out now I'm going this is fast so I can move
No!
Sorry, there's no swim button!
Game of the year.
jump scares in the game, but I'm not gonna lie to ambiance and the
and the
the ambiance and the creatures in there was creepy though not gonna lie W game
either way great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all for
kicking it with your boy again tonight. Presaid all the gift this subs don't
those bits follows in the course I'll preach the way off and it's hanging out
hey you'll have a good rest y'all tonight have a good day tomorrow and I'll see
y'all tomorrow days at 7-Eleven. Peace out y'all.