Oh, yeah. Yo. Hey. Yo. Yo. Dad, your haircut? Let's get it. Yo, Michael with the five. Let's get it. I heard. Case those full massage with the 10. Thank you. Thank you for the bless you. Thank you. Thank you. That's the worst name I've ever seen. you for the five. Krusty diaper with the five. I hid a little bit on the front spin. Let me redo that. Sweaty with the five. I ain't been able to get too good of a spin off recently man. Grace it with the fire yeah yeah strap with the fire cheers rocking with the wall today the tap water that is straight out the bathroom sink buddy what you gonna do buddy Nothing, nothing, nothing. Cheers. Ahh! Yo... What's going on? What's wrong? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's good ladies and gentlemen? I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more, again king. Speak, spark, Steph, goose, buried, rogue, Trent... Oh, Lord I can't keep up with it. Nim, uh, Dimpley, Brittney, uh, W. Silver's Fluffy, Mr. Thank You, Speak With The Five, Thank You. Blue hoodie, by the way. Hey, you better believe it. Hey, you better believe it. Das blue right there. Das blue also rocking up. Oh, you get that a case. Oh, games dot com. But I think if they're still in stock, they should be, though. Who knows? But I got one on. I got that thing on as they say. Case, oh, are you real? What if I wasn't? Would it change anything? No, no, I don't think it would. Would it? Yo skunk with the T and W skunk B with the five and Roland with the five, thank you. Man, I needs me's a haircut, bro. Look at that, man. Like, like big dog. man come on man all that hair action in the way bro bro look at it like seriously look at it like seriously look at it like I'm dead serious it's ridiculous like dog it just keep like you don't understand. It is it's bad bro. Look at that, dude. Look at me. I can't even see nothing. Look at this dog. I can't even see nothing right now. It's it's it's insane, bro. It's time. Cut it and sell it. I ain't selling nothing. Actually, yeah, I got you how much you want 10 million. I got you Golly, I can't see nothing bro Can't see nothing can't see squat as they say in Arkansas when I can't see squat out here Man, it's so foggy this morning, I can't see squat this morning, from my dad says. My dad said, boy, I can't see squat out here. Like, yeah, I can't see none either. It's a little foggy this morning, but it's all right. Chad, we got fan mail, bro. Yeah, we got fan mail today, bro. No joke. I told you all we was and we do and we have fan mail to day. Yeah. Two. Today. Yo. Oh. Like I said, I'm sipping on that wall straight from the bathroom sink. Ain't nothing wrong with some water straight from the bathroom sink. That's just life sometimes. You gotta do what you gotta do. My water my water coolers out of water. I replaced the jug, you know, you know, why cuz I'm things heavy So I really feel like doing that So, you know what I mean Yo, Benito with a thousand bits I Started ozzypic earlier this week and I make these and now my stomach sounds like shoes and a dryer love the streams I appreciate you. I hope that goes well for you. So, who are here on OZ? You? I don't know. I am not on OZ right now. Hey, hey, if you do it, hey, you do what you got to do, bro. I am on a cut, though, but I'm not on Ozypik. I am on a cut, though. Yo Katrina with the five gifted, thank you Katrina with the five gifted. I'll take Ozypik right now, give me some. I'll take whatever. I don't care what it is. Bring it in here. I don't care what it is, bring me some. I'll take it right now. What you got? Give me some. Yo, terminator with the file. What's the cut goal? until I don't feel like cutting no more, which probably won't be long, because cutting sucks. You can't eat whatever you want to eat, and it's pure misery. So until I'm like, I'm done with it, you got to go on a cut every now and then to keep yourself from dying. That's really the only reason you all sit like, I don't short my lifespan about 20 years. Let me go and go on a cut for about eight, nine months. Let me go ahead and get my lifespan back up. You just keep doing that and balancing it out. And they're like, you know, it is what it is. King Prince says with the five, thank you. A diet? Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Yo, VD Boss with the five, life hack? Bro, that is a life hack, dude, for real. What's a diet? Michelle. Prepare yourself. This is not going to be good news, but a diet is when you discover what your baseline maintenance calories are for your body. So say you have a 2,500 calorie a day intake, which is what you maintain your current weight at. So a diet It would be like, okay, I'm going to eat 2100 calories a day instead of 2500. That's a caloric deficit, which would in turn make you lose weight. The deeper you go into a caloric deficit, the quicker you lose weight. And it's the same thing with gaining weight. Say your maintenance calories are 2500. Say you start eating 3000 calories a day. Guess what? You're going to gain weight. You know what that's called? Thermodynamics. You can lose weight without ever leaving the bed. You ain't even gotta exercise, bro. You ain't gotta get out the chair. You can lay in bed all day, as long as you're eating underneath your maintenance calories a day, you gonna lose weight no matter what. You ain't even gotta do no exercise. That's thermodynamics. Your body burns calories, just maintaining itself. That's why it's called maintenance calories. You see what I'm saying? So, you ain't even, you ain't even gotta go, dude. You ain't gotta go walking. You ain't gotta know, you ain't gotta live no way if you didn't want to. Now I'm not saying, If you go to the gym, you can eat eat easily a thousand more calories and normal and lose more fat That's a hard disagree all right there. There's no way you're burning a thousand calories in the gym um but You know you technically really ain't got to do nothing Eww, working out. Yo, look, man. Look. If you don't want to work out, you ain't got to work out. I'm just telling you. But exercising is good for your heart, body, and brain. That's, that's, that's assuming that the person cares about that. Maybe somebody just wants to lose weight no matter the cost, you know what I mean? I'm just telling you, if you want diets are hard, diets are difficult for like the first month but if you break the streak for like a month it's pretty much smooth sailing after that not gonna lie. Chronics with the T and gifted, W Chronics with the T and gifted. And sometimes I don't even need that you know when I know I need to get on a cut when I get butt naked a night and go looking to shower and I look at the mirror real quick I'm like oh yeah it's time to go on a cut. That's all the motivation you need right there. That's all, that's all the motivation you need right there, buddy. Oh, how you keep motivating man, look at your butt naked in the mirror when you go take a shot. That's how I did it. Yo, Chronix with the 20 gifted, W Chronix with the 20 gifted, thank you. W Chronix with the 20. I appreciate that. Thank you W Chronix for real. I used to weigh 290 now. I'm down to 211 2 290 low-key skinny bruh J. Erickson with the five. Thank you W. J. Erickson with the five the bet dude no lie if I'm lying may I be dying right now you can ask my mom you can ask my dad you can ask my friends the best shape of my life I weighed 300 pounds and I had a four pack at 300 pounds on my mama mom you still good over there. Mom, you better type something. Chronix with the chin. Thank you. Still loud. Oh, my life. You should see the bro at 300 pounds. Dude, I had a four pack on everything I love So did. Promise with the team. Thank you. Specifically for. Now I was barely there. But it was there. That's back when I cared about. Having a pack. No, not pack a tater chips. No, not pack a tater chips. Okay. Four pack package. Paul's chat. Why would he lie? Bro, that's what I'm saying, dude. See, why would I be lying, bro? Why would I lie about that right there? I ain't got a four pack right now. Y'all want me to give a four pack? No, I don't want to do that Dead seers though What day is it? If I wanted to I could pop out on stream with a four visible four pack Before 2027 but I'm not going to but I could I'm dead serious I could But I'm not Dead serious I could four-pack not no six-pack four Can't do it. I mean I can but I'm not gonna No, I'm not gonna Do it no, it's miserable. No absolutely not I like food too much. I will never do that again I will never have a visible I will never have a visible pack Stomach again for as long as I live and I'm completely fine with that. You got me messed up case those foot massage with the five get that. Thank you It's too much too much effort Never get skinny, please. The only way I would ever be deemed as skinny is if I was literally about to die. Other than that, I don't think the bill is physically possible to get skinny. Okay, bet. Appreciate you be for the 5000 bits. WBs with the 5000 bits. Thank you. Precinct at bees. Thank you. Thoughts on Osempic? Bro, I don't know. If I was taking it, I'd pay you what I think. Oh, no. You know what I mean? How do I lose weight? I'm 14 and 130 pounds. My friends tell me I'm big. Just start by getting new friends. Okay. Just start by getting, let's start there. Start by getting new friends. Let's start there. You're 14 years old and 130 pounds and they're calling you big. You know how much I waited 14 years old, bro? I was 230 at 14. I ain't been 130 since I was born. You're four foot, you're four foot 11 dog. 130 pounds is literally skinny at any height. You could be legitimately three foot tall and 130 pounds still isn't that big. Like no joke, there's no universe where it is. Like there's just not, that's just not. I've seen people that are four foot 11, like 280. You're good. Yo, Ily with the five, thank you. I'm 17 and 233 pounds is that fat dude I don't know how tall you are But 130 though in no universe is big. Okay, let's be real here. 130 pounds is in no universe big. Big. Okay. Toby. What did you just say? I'm four foot two, two, 50. Am I big? Hey, man, live your life. You know what I mean? You do whatever you want to do. Yo, Lesnar with the five. Thank you. Hey, you lie, by the way, you know you lie. You, you, you know, you lie up in here, buddy. Yo, happy 18th birthday, Justin Chatel, just happy 18th birthday, happy 18th birthday Justin. Appreciate you little Timmy. Have the 18th birthday Justin for real. I'm two feet tall. Hey, bro, that's fine. That's fine, man. Yo, I appreciate that. Brittany W. Brittany. Thank you. Work at the Dollar General. Bro, I like me a good Dollar General. W. Brittany for real. Thank you. I like me a good dollar general man. Hi, K. So I'm new to the stream but watch all your old content on YouTube. You mentioned you have OCD and it's not as bad anymore. As someone who suffers with OCD on a daily basis, what helped you? I think the main thing that helped me with having less bad OCD is less stress in my life. The less stress I have, the less bad it is. No, I still there. There's still stuff I got to do every day. But it back in the back in the dizzy, it was real bad, like real bad. No joke. Yo, happy 37 birthday Joker chateau joker happy 37th birthday every 37th birthday joker yep when are the kitty t-shirts gonna be shipped my boyfriend got me one for my 23rd birthday i wonder how long you ordered that thing you might have got scammed i'm keeping that money though i don't know it shouldn't be that it shouldn't take long at all as far as i know i don't think it takes long Chad, is it time to open some fan mail, bruh? Yo, happy birthday, Malachi. W. Malachi. Happy birthday, Malachi. Yeah, I still got you as well on that, uh, Mika. Thank you. I see what we got. It's been a minute, bruh. Chad, it's been a minute, dude. How long has it been since we opened fan mail? What's up case checking in for a full stream watch, which do you think is better a Hyundai Sonata or a Kona? You probably can't go wrong with a Hyundai Sonata not gonna lie Yeah, you probably you probably can't go wrong with a Hyundai Sonata But if you and the car that's gonna last you a long time bro, there's like man get you like a Toyota or something man If you're looking for something like bang for your buck, bro, you might as if you ain't worried about looking cool, right? If you ain't worried about what driving around is something that looks clean, just either get you a Han DZ or a Toyota. Them things gonna last you forever. Happy birthday Ashley. Appreciate you. Oh, Zuna. Thank you. Toyotas are what? I thought you said something bad. Now, Toyota's goaded. But hey, it's practicality over visual quality. You know what I mean? You don't need to be looking clean. Jasper. Happy birthday. Happy 28th birthday, Jasper. Appreciate that. But yeah, I have a tundra bro. Toyota tundras are super popular. Yep. Toyota tundras are super popular. My mom used to have a Toyota tundra. We had to let that thing go back on things. She'd keep up with the payments on it. Or is that what happened mom I can't remember how's a while ago now what in the tendrils of Tacoma yet Tacoma yep now Toyota Tacoma they chat a Toyota Tacoma now people like him a good Toyota Tacoma good things puts you in a coma. I want my dad. First package of the day. First. Gonna see no address, did you? First package, on a day. with the five. They smell like you got some perfume on it or something. Hold on! I ain't been sitting in there for months. First package of the day, baby! I'm glad you don't have a date on this because there is no telling. There is no telling how long ago this was from. To case hold, I bought this baseball over a year ago and I was waiting for your fan mail to open back up to send it so you bought the baseball a year ago so by this this point it's been at least two years. Then I saw StarFord since you, since you wanted, I wasn't gonna send it when I got you, but your mom told me to send it anyways. So I was thinking, why not make someone else happy if you want, you could sign this baseball and do a little giveaway for the new year. For the new year, Lord have mercy. If you don't want to, that's completely fine too. It's your baseball. So it's up to you from Riley and billowy lock it on tick time. Yo, W Riley, man. Wait, did you send me the ball? Wait, did you send me the sandlock ball? No way. I think that's because I think that's what StarFords got me. What is this? Yes, it is. It's the ball signed by all the Sandlot kids, bro. Look at small signature, bro. Dude, that is hard. That thing is clean. Chad, do we get this thing away as I got one? Let me go put it on the shelf for now. Yo, W Riley, for real, see, that's hard. W Riley. Oh, yeah! That's two of the things. Oh, oh. Hey. Yeah, yeah, that's a aura hey, that's the a Well, what do we got here? This is a wow look at this thing Okay, got got a got got some you know, let's see what's going on here Here, this just made my entire day. Did you see me a box of candles, bro? Listen here, this is at the top. Choco musk. Concentrated perfume. What is this? It's the whole box. Just what the box looks like. The whole box smelling good. Got some smell-em-goods. That's what my granny called them, cause you call them smell them goods. Ha ha ha! Granny probably smoking a cigarette right now. Oh yeah, that smells good, bro. Wow, dude, that smells good. What do I do with it? Bro! Get you a hit of that! Spray not ain't no spray action. It's like a thing on it Look, it's like a cap on it No, that smell gooey you roll it on I Roll up I roll up whatever you call it I roll up I roll up Oh yeah, you do roll it on I got some on my hand Yo, that smell good Bro that is clean I'm keeping out on the desk dog aka the table. What else in here? Chris Redfield Duck Figuring. excuse if me if right now if oh my goodness if row this is cool who said this i know nothing with Oh man that stuff is strong. Oh lord I'm about to pass out. Yo that stuff is strong dog. I mean it smells good but it's strong. Oh there is a note in here. What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? Chad, what is this? What is, what is this? Wait, did you literally send me a bucket of red forty? Wait you sent me straight red forty? What? Is this dangerous? Is this dangerous to have? This is a bucket of straight red for- I shouldn't open this, huh? I shouldn't open this I'm scared this is straight red 40. Thank you. I'm gonna start spiking this in every product I sell from now on. I'm kind of scared. See the note note says big man on it. Good one. Lord have mercy Lord have mercy Oh my goodness, what is this? Okay, this is what the note says. Case, keep them cheeks hanging. Let them clap, let them flap, let them slap. I am sending you some rare artifacts. Enjoy. Also, I decided to be a goober and spend all my money to make a game it will be an 80s Car-based action road like I heard you talking about your driving skills. We shall see You could shout out the so's is that will be huge like you YouTube, bubby, nug X bubby nugget Okay, I'll probably play that. Where'd you get red 40 from though? What did you get ready for? If I make it big I'll recreate the old games that made us fall in love with gaming games like NFL Street NBA Streak and mercenaries are high on my list keep up the great work. Yo, I appreciate that Bubby Nugget appreciate that man W. Bubby Nugget Thank you I'm scared. I have a red 40 in my house. Am I gonna die? Y'all gonna wash us off my hands. I'll have to pass out. It smells good. It's about to get me like a headache. Lord have mercy. Oh man, it's strong. What are you gonna do with that? Next! This one kinda hit. Oh look at that! It's got a little kitty drawing on the side of it. What have we? Was your finger crooked? I don't know. It's not. Oh my goodness, what is in here? What is in here? G'hook, hey Kase! This is from 11125, so we're talking like 6 months, something like that. Dolefinger joints, yeah you're gonna see something crazy I can do with my thumb, look at this. I can do with this one too. Kind of heresy a little bit though. I can do it. Hey, Casey, I wanted to start off by saying, my mother and I love your streams. They keep up the great work. You never fail to make us laugh. Our favorite games to watch you play are scrutinized and water park. Seeing I decided to make you some some candy. I hope you really like it. from Caesar salad and their mother yo W Caesar salad and their mother P.S. my grandmother mother was on the dive and boarded the goobledoone and got their money that did not happen thank you for the message I have a picture of of Tanner in here. Lord have mercy. That's actually kind of clean though. I'm not gonna allow me to keep that on the table. Oh, look at that! Power couple! It's the milkman and Tanner! Wow! Hey, that's clean though. Not gonna lie, that's clean right there. I'll I'll keep that on the table too. What is this? Did you make this like whole thing right here? No Dude look at this That's kind of hard Look at that, but I clean! Look at that! Yo, that's actually clean! Wait, look at this! What, does this go over the top of this one? That right there is hard, bruh. Dude, that right there is hard, bruh. Look at that! Yo, WC's are salad, bruh! That thing ginormous, though. Let me take the other ones off real quick. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, chill out. Look at that, though. Yeah! That's hard! WC's are silent, What is this? What on this planet earth? What happened to me? That's hard though. WC's are salad man, not gonna lie. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, there's more. What does this one say? This one says Dolores. This one says Chris Redfield. Yeah! Oh, I'm straight. Oh, I'm straight decked out up in this thing, buddy. What you talking about? There's car! Lag, wait, we lagging? That's a crazy name. Thank you for the five gifts. Chad, we lagging, bro? Type one if you can hear me. We get it? Next package. What have we got? Oh, look at the nice card. can you can read this on stream if you want the writing's a little the writing's a little small so it's kind of hard to gather but it's a bitty bean dip with the five dear case and fan happiest of holidays to y'all I hope you enjoy the cookies in the box there are one ginger snap, linser cookies, matcha butter cookie, triple chocolate, peppermint cookie, candy sugar cookie. Yo that's fire from Jada! Yo WJada man! WJada! Oh, yeah, them things expired, WJ, though. Oh, no! Man, that's a shame. They look good too, not gonna lie. They were good at once upon a time. I got you this year though. W Jada. I'm a feed these. You know what these ain't gonna go to waste. I'm a feed these to the goats. W Jada though. That was about two Christmases ago, but it's all good. It's all good. Yeah, me and my buddy who's driving around the other day, we saw this random dog. Dude, it's insane. When a dog is hungry, how much it'll eat? Bro, we saw this dog, this stray dog that was looking hungry, bro. We gave him a whole foot long from Subway. Bro ate it in two bites. It's unreal. He ate it in two like two bites. It's crazy. Yup. Did you save it? I couldn't go anywhere. Let us go nowhere near, but he ate. He ate. We had a full long from subway. It was like, man, that dog was hungry, man gave him half of it. He was like, man, he ate that quick. Go ahead and give him the other half. That dog ate the full foot long subway submarine sandwich in two bites. It's crazy dude. Yo Blursley with the five thank you. It was like a pit bull or something. Bro was hungry though. He'll be sad for a little minute now. Bro's a little skittish. We said, man, don't be honked, man, go ahead and give him a foot long. He ate that thing too. Next! Why is your foot long on speed, Al? We didn't have a foot long on speed dial. We had just went the subway bro. What you mean? We didn't have it on speed dial. We had just went the subway Bro, I got stuff all over the table, man. Thank god, Lee I got stuff all over the table, brother Thank god, Lee I can't stand was like some trusty action on the gag on the mouse pad Hello, my name is you put your first, middle and last name in here, I'm going to read that. I'm just going to call you Curtis. My name is Curtis. I'm 11 years old. You're my favorite streamer and YouTuber. I watch you all the time. I love your supermarket simulator and water park video. Park it water park my bad. I like to make action figures out of baking clay. I wanted to make an action figure to give to you. I hope you really like the action figure. Your fan, Curtis. PS my little sister Stella made the drawing of you and Kitty. She likes watching you too. Okay you you sent a picture of your little sister Stella holding some action figures she made. I'm not going to show this on stream because there's too many weirdos in the world. Oh, she's holding this that she made. Yo, this is what she's holding in the picture though. That's hard. She made it. That's seven. Man, I was barely able to breathe at seven. What? That's actually hard. That's clean. No joke. W. Stella and Curtis, man. What was it you that made that? She drew this. Maybe she drew this. Oh, yes. Stella did this. Yeah. Okay, yeah, Stella did this and Curtis did a still hard though Hey, that's still better than what I do W Curtis and Stella man W viewers all Madden even man, I wasn't even picking up no pencil when I was seven y'all doing right y'all y'all doing right keep doing What you doing? You doing right? Hey, you doing right. Keep it all to keep it. Oh, I'm on keep it. Next! What was that? What did this fall out of? Tiny violin keychain. I can't open it. That is hard. Violin keychain Clean clean W knife W knife this also came from fan mail as well I think I opened this last time on a fan mail I think the person who said it she was like hey let me know if you're looking for a Latina GF and this was in the box still use the knife though hey still use the knife and it's a it's a real good knife too let me tell you real good knife no way Chad, no way. She's back. Chad, she's back. She's back, dude. She's back. Are you happy to be back? Good morning. This launch is not actually ongoing. If you want to guarantee accurate predictions of the future, we'll make the decisions. Sorry, thanks for treating me to stupidly nausea, blossoms, fever, sand, agglomerate, exposure, loss of weight, so much to clock in, fear, loneliness, waiting for going red. She's back. Are you happy to be back, Magic Hodge? No. Who would have guessed? Everything just fell out of the sack. I am distraught. Why won't you tell me that it's almost over? What is this? Daily Wrap Facts! The Wrap Dictionary! The Wrap Dictionary. What? Oh, it gives the, it gives the definition of like words and rap songs like heater, a gun, Hawk to stare down and attack. Heli, a helicopter. Hiney, buttocks. Heli with a Y, a helicopter. Dirtio, little Dirk's nickname, apparently, Duffy, a ghost. That's actually crazy. There is so much. Oh, I just saw something terrible. Oh, wow. Yeah, we're going to put that now. All right, we're gonna put that back. Put that back. Yeah, we're gonna put that over there. Keep that over there. Keep that over there. Oh, there's a sticker too. There must have been a company that sent me that, because there's a sticker too. I appreciate that. What is this? Oh, it must have been a company that sent in daily rap facts. Let's talk rapping hip hop, 150 icebreakers. I'm gonna keep that for whenever I got friends over. Which is never. Precinct ad. What else is there? Oh, yeah, case me, hope you enjoyed our stuff, gave me rap fast. Y'all appreciate y'all, man, that's cool. Okay, we got something else here. Does that mean this is explosive? What's going on? Oh, that's cool. Look at these stickers. Caso is the best. And it's like a drawing of something. That's cool right there. And there's like three of those. What is that? What is this? What is this tube? That's the most satisfying thing ever. Listen. I'm gonna give y'all another one y'all ready for some more ASMR listen closely Keeping that on the desk, in case I get stressed. And there's a pack of noodles in here. Hello, Case. My name is Micah. What? Your name is Micah. John Marston, Micah! And I'm 12 years old. I gave you some stickers. I made food in a cool necklace in a pretty gym. P.S., sorry, I know the chicken flavor is lame, but I tried, LOL. Yo, W Micah, man! Appreciate that, Micah! Never thought I'd be saying the words. I appreciate that, Micah. Necklace. That's hard. That's hard right there. W. Micah. That's hard. W. Micah for real. Two more and we have a big ginormous one for last. Two more and we have a big ginormous one for last. I can barely see it yet that's bad we got some candy canes okay I see you I see you with the candy cane skis. And things probably expired. Oh, we got some SpongeBob stickers too! Hold up! Hey, Kase, I sent you a bunch of goodies in the envelope. I hope this letter finds you where. Well, sincerely Ricky. W Ricky. And there's a nice little drawing right there from Ricky W Ricky man as hard we got some chat of y'all ain't got cracker jacks bro if you have never had cracker jacks dude you need to try them they're so good that's not a plug I'm dead serious cracker jacks is a very overlooked snack but cracker Jacks are good. No joke. They're so good. W Ricky for we are one more and it's a big one. I don't know what it is, but my mom told me this one was crazy. So it's, it's, it's, it's huge to not go live. I think this just slides up because it didn't when I tried to pick it up. Yes. I ain't going to show no address, probably. Box. Boxes. Box off. What is this? Oh my goodness. That is insane. That is absolutely insane. I can feel the texture. I can feel the texture on it. Who's the artist he put a picture of himself with it on the back? Alexander? Hugh, you're... That's crazy! It's got like textures on it, like paint. It feel like paint. They beat. Yo, W. Alex, I don't know. Put it on the wall, yeah, put it on the wall. Yo, W. Alex, that is crazy. Hold up! That thing! Bro, put a picture of yourself, put it on the back! Put it right down, let me be seen. I gotta find a placement. That thing is huge bro. What? That thing is probably two years old too. Ain't no killer, how long have you been sitting in there? Yo W Alex man, what else you see him? He sent me a Pokemon pack. We're about to do a pack opening. We're doing a Pokemon pack opening. What else did bro send me? He sent me three Pokemon packs. and he sent me GameCube Splinter Cell. That is a throwback. W Alex bro. That's wild. That is a good game. There's a message. There is a message. Yeah, for the game crew, too. Hi, K. So I wanted to paint you something as a thank you for helping me get through college. I've been studying painting and for the past few years, I put your stream on every night. If not for background noise and to spend every channel point on 60 seconds, world records or Minecraft hardcore challenges. Yeah, this thing's about two years old. I hope to see this hanging on stream one day, either in the new warehouse or behind the setup. And if you ever want, uh, art tips or in the market for some art, feel free to reach out on Insta to Alex underscore H four U. E. R. You know, that's dope W. Alex, bro. That thing is hard dog That thing is hard W. Alex, bro, that thing is crazy Bro was studying on some Peyton Yo Alexander with the five gift it's pretty speaking of Alex W. Alexander With the five gift that I appreciate that Chash that I open the Pokemon packs. He sent dude. I feel like I got to Don't know what I have Okay, he sent three packs Which one do you do which one do I open first I'm about to show y'all He sent three packs he sent this He sent this and he sent this middle first chat open this one first I bet. Oh, I got some scissors. Is there a chance something crazy being here? No. There is? All right, hold up. I've never done this before besides the one other that somebody sent me a fan mail. All right, I'm opening this pack All right, let's go I got that I got that that I got that I got that I got that oh that one got like a little bit of a shimmer to it what is that thing that's not like a little bit of a like a shimmer and then I got this there's one more after it this one feel like I got a little bit of a shimmer too and then this what is that about a $10,000 car than I just pulled. So do I keep this one or is this worth keeping? Two cents. Hey, I got this for free. 70k card knock the plan all right out of the next two which one do I open I mean we're gonna open all three but which one am I saving what which one am I opening next the Pikachu open next this and then this last all right I have no I did what I'm doing. GG. Safe Pikachu for last. Out of these two packs, which one has the chance for something crazier in it the Pikachu let's do the Pikachu one last y'all cool with that. So let's do this one right now. Why was that a little rough to cut into? Did I just cut into a card? We're good We're good one of them try to slide out on the other I'm bending them. Oh my goodness. Oh My goodness, I'm bending them. I'm trying not to see what's on so I don't get spoiled even though I don't even know what would be on There's still another one in here, bro. Oh It's just a right You're out of Xander with the five. Ooh, that one got a little bit of shiny action on it. Ooh, that one got a little bit of shiny action on it, too. Ooh, that one got a whole bunch of shiny action. What's that? Gardevore EX. That looks expensive. That does look expensive, but I have no idea what it's worth. It's probably worth a dollar. All right. And then the last one's just this. Yo, Carly Bland with the five. Oh, that's a $20 car this $20 All right now 20 grand You bent it so it doesn't matter bro, that's not bad get out of here Profit no, dude, I didn't buy this somebody sent it to me PSPS812 or whatever they call it that's that high dollar all right last pack I don't open this one but I haven't opened it open let us cut the top off last pack Peek-a-choo action. Let's see what we got. Alright. There's only like four cars four or five cars in this one We got whatever that is Whatever that is Whatever that is Whatever that is Whatever that is Million dollar card! Hey, I'm in the profit though. You want to know why I'm in the profit? Because I didn't even spend them on it. Hey, you want to know why I'm in the profit chat? because I didn't even buy these packs Chad who wants that $20 card? Chad who wants this? Is this the real worth $20 right here? Yo Marchi girl with the five. Imagine how this would be ended a little bit. I just should I bend it a little bit sign it and it goes up to 200 now I I don't know nothing about Pokemon bro I'm not gonna damage it bro because there's somebody out there it's like yo that's a cool car and I want that I'm gonna damage that that right there was a go to fan mail session chat wouldn't you agree wouldn't you agree that was a goaded fan mail session right there do this bracelet bro gigantic dude yo Alexander what another five gift at W Alexander what another five gift that I appreciate that Alexander oh that's Alexander that sent that oh W Alexander for real I appreciate that bro my bad it took like two years W Alexander you know what time it is You know what time it is! The addiction continues. Dude, this is gay, but I- Yeah! Hey! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh Yo TV Oh my God! WTV with the Hunter Gifted Lower Than Months. Yo, Kristen with the thousand bits. Hey Kase the Fender, watch this, 2020 we're on a big Kase and Kitty fans. Tomorrow's my daughter Madeline's 12th birthday. It's just having a Kase and Kitty birthday theme. She's really hoping you maybe wish her a happy birthday. Yo, yo happy 12th birthday Madeline. Hope you have a great birthday. W. Madeline for real, happy birthday, Madeline. Wait, really, egghead, that's tough. I'm not to see that. W. Egghead, appreciate that. Locked in. Game of the decade. Coming up, baby. Let's go. But we'll get to it. All right. Let's get started. Okay. So, let's get started. Okay. So, let's get started. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. If you was not here yesterday when we played this game for the first time, you missed out on absolute, straight-up, unbelievable cinema. I mean dog, okay? So the basis of this game is, I thought it was just gonna be some stupid, but I played it last night, and it turns out this game goes way deeper than we could have ever thought. Okay, what is that? Check the music so hard. What is this? I'll leave a video on the post and tattoos for you to see. Wait, that's hard. K so. What's that say? Jeezy. Jeezy. It's the Jeansy logo wait that's tough wait that's tough I'm about to get tied it up man yo W field dog W field I'm gonna give me some tattoos bro I'm gonna get tied up I'm gonna get face tattoos everything man don't play with me. I'm about to get face tattoos, bro. Like. No, man. Anyway, this is a game that we spawned in with and we're like, yo, what is this? Essentially, what you do is you find stray horses, capture them, breed them together and you race them for money. And we have to think that I think the thesis of the game is you have to pay off some debt and yesterday we found the most majestic unbelievably great horse ever. His name is Tater. He or she's name is Tater. And we passed down Tater's bloodline and hopes that we can mimic Tater's bloodline. So this is a we found a when he was pretty old. We put him in a race when he was seven years old. You know, he had one last who Ryan, but we put him in the retirement home and this right here is Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer Leon Kennedy's chair sniffer was our first horse that was winning us races and then you have Tater. Aka the goat. I put that in the Tater's name the goat because look here Taters one move over here. Tater one two races and then the big dog and then retired been retired. Parents, uh, Tater's parents are scoot and unknown. And Tater had kids. Tater's kids are cheesy taught. This horse was made for running anti flip apparatus, AFA for short, and some random horse that we sent to the glue factory. So yeah, W Tater. We unfortunately can't race Tater anymore because Tater's retired and too old, so let's go back to the house and see what's going on at the house. Who do we got here? Hi. This is who we got. Let's see what we're going to do. We still have these boots we're made for walking and that's just what they'll do. Let's test you real quick. Who's your parents again? Hold on. Who's your parents again? Let me see. Parents is kickstand and tater-tot, or cheesy-tot. You may be wondering, yo, why do we have one named kickstand? This is kickstand because something's going on with the leg action, but kickstand actually can move a little bit. But look at kickstand. And the problem with kickstand was, where like kickstand's only problem is that he can easily flip over from popping a wheelie, right? You're glommed with the five. So it was like, if we can breed kickstand and someone else to take the traits from kickstand and someone else, but with a longer tail, it can be the anti-flip apparatus. So be the best of both. So that's how we wound up with anti-flip apparatus, AKA AFA, and I think this is gonna be our next prize, let's look at this. Look at the anti-flip apparatus! Look at it! Dog! So we have anti-flip apparatus, AFA. And this is these boots for me. Okay, let's see how fast you are. Again, let's get you tested out real quick. J. Blackhorse with a 10. Thank you. Bro. I might take this one to the races. It's already won a race. Should we race? These boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do again. Yeah. Do we need to get rid of the channel? How is Cheesy Talk? Cheesy Talk's getting sold? Who else do we got? Kingstand is staying. Big cheese. big cheese again? Oh, big cheese was the first horse to have the boots, right? That's how this one has the boots, because the big cheese had the boots to start with. But when the big cheese greeted with somebody else, the boots were passed down to these boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. And now the big cheese sucks. So we're going to sell the big cheese You're L5 with the 5. Okay, we're selling the big cheese. We're selling cheesy time, and the rest of these can stay. Wait, who was forced? Who is this? This is a descendant of tater and kickstand. This right here is going to be the best horse of all time. I'm calling it right now. I'm calling it right now. Alright, let's go sell Cheesy Tot and the Big Cheese and let's go race these boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do real quick. Alright, you're sold Cheesy Tot for a dollar, you're sold for a dollar. Goodbye. Alright, let's go. Is there anything on the map that I haven't discovered yet, chat? A lot? Wait, what is this place? Circle D, Neural, Reach for the Stars. Okay, these are the ones from yesterday. Alright. Chester, what's the end goal? There's another Mabel Stables. Mittens, downwind, hunk. California Ham was pretty fast, too, all of them. Oh, my God. What do you mean you ain't never selling Generation H? If you were not here yesterday, we raced against Generation H, and it was the fastest horse I've ever seen, even faster than Tater. Wait, did Tater beat Generation H? I don't think Tato peeps in a ratio H. I've never been down here. I've never been down here. You're coming with me. You're not. You're coming with me. You just look fast. Come here. Come here. Come here. Let's make you this look fast! Come here! Chat, I've never been down here. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, this one I got. There's a lot to the east. Where's east? The forbidden build! Are you dead? Oh my goodness, look at this horse! You're trouble with me! Oh my goodness, wait a minute. Let's go back home real quick! What is this place? Hello? Pam? Robohoof? Wildfire? What is this? Okay, let's go back home real quick, chat. Let's go back home real quick. I'm going to explore the map a little bit, see if I miss anything. You can mutate them. Wait, what? I think salad days is too old. Was that just here? Jess, should we go back home? Okay, I was just exploring the map a little bit. I was just trying to see if I missed anything on the map. What is this? What is this? That's for a later date. I don't know. Wait, Chad, you can mutate horses? How? At that other one? You can edit genes. We need to extract every bit of tater's genes. Okay, we'll do that later. We'll do that later. We got a clone tater. Yeah, forget passing down tater's jeans. We got to just straight up clone tater. Where are we on the map? Is there a fast travel? Where are we on the map? Where are we on the map? Are we on the map? Is there a fast travel? Go back down. We gotta get back home. Alligators in the swamp. Wait, what? You can breathe the alligators. Wait, what? Oh, it's right there. We're almost back home. We're good. Yo, Aiden with the five! Where's this place? Oh, normal suburban house. Okay, so you caked up? Yes, everybody knew that already. All right. Let's test out this horse. force. There's potential there. There's potential there. No joke. I'm serious. know. What do we think here? Is this good enough to bring into our horse racing breeding station nice flip row flip row matter of fact I'm gonna name them that so if you ever has any offspring I'm gonna avoid that offspring hi let's test this other one out that we call this one looks like it's built for speed Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Why does he have a mini like stroke in the middle of the race? Wait a minute. Why does Broke keep seizing out? Okay, you're welcome in, you're gonna, you're gonna, okay, we're gonna do something with you. We're going to go raise these boots we're made for walking matches what they'll do real quick. We'll haul at you next time. Peace. All right, let's go get a race in. All right. All right, here we go. Here we go. All right, I think we're instantaneously I'm looking at the the field here, Chad. I think we're winning this 100%. I'm not gonna lie to y'all. Okay. Robohoof. Six years old, doesn't have a win yet. You gotta be slow. Full of beans looks absolutely insane. Does not have a win. Um, Guernsey Garland has two races and won one of them. Uh oh. Okay, has has two races in one one. Klaxon doesn't have a win. Our only problem here is going to be Guernsey Garland. But even then, I think these booths were made for walking. That's just what they'll do easily takes that. We're easily taking this. Let's get it. Y'all ready? We're sending it here. Come on, baby! Show them what you've got boots on! Easy go, man! That horse just won me $500! I think we can rest this horse one day and put him in the Champions League. kickstand? We should race kickstand, huh? Alright, we're gonna take a couple other horses and race them real quick just to test everybody out. Where's kickstand? Kickstand is getting old. Let's just keep kickstand for breeding chat. No joke. We're going to save the chosen one. The chosen one is only one year old. Let's bring anti-flip apparatus. I have high hopes for anti-flip apparatus. I'm so serious. Who is sending in spasm first? Let's send in spasm first. Yeah, let's send in spasm first and see what spasm does. Who we sending in first? Let's send in spasm first. Yeah, let's send in spasm first and see what spasm does. Who is bow? This is the lightest horse I have ever seen in this game thus far. 203 pounds. What's up with the... If bow wins this, I will not know what to say, bro. with the five. All right, the horse that we have in the race is spasm. And if you're literally just now tuning in, the reason that we named this horse spasm is because for some reason, once it starts running, it like spazzes out and then goes, it like spazzes out every five seconds. Let's go. Come on, Spazim! Blow his down, I repeat, blow his down! Come on, Spazim! Spazim, put Spazim in jail! Ah! Ah! Whistle! Where's the glue factory? I All right, look here, have I flipped apparatus? I have done years upon years of breeding, not of the inversion, but breeding, and you are one of my products that I have been waiting on for years. You are the product of kickstand and tater. Tater is the greatest horse that ever lived. If you get in here and don't win this race, I don't know what you're even doing. Giddy up has three races, has never won one that looks free. And he's seven years old, he's about to die any day. Smooch is eight years old, first race at eight years old. I need to get in contact with whoever put this horse in this race and get peed on them. What do you mean you just got an eight year old horse that's never raced and put him in here for the first time? Do you want this thing to have a heart attack? Anti-flip apparatus, dude. This horse should be so good for us. I'm so serious. Spectre, I've seen this goober for sale multiple times and then Robohoof, seven years old. This is looking so free for anti-flip apparatus. Let's go. The apparatus kicked in. You gotta go! What are you doing? Clip! Oh my god! You're the anti-flip! Oh my god! The apparatus kicked in. You got a jello? What are you doing? Climbs up! Oh my God! You're the ant-life whip! Oh I want to glue this thing so bad, but the only reason I'm about to let this thing return the wild is because it has tater's genes and I want maybe at some point this thing will reproduce and produce another tater I have to keep tater's genes go and I have to let it go I want to kill it dead but that would be killing tater's genes and I can't do it. Useless! Now, this is the horse right here. horse on paper should be the best horse? I literally named this horse the chosen one, by the way. You want to know why I named this horse the chosen one, because it is the direct descendant of Tater and Kicksand. But you know what, let me see how good Kicksand actually is in a race. We've never done it. We're finally going to see this is kickstands first ever race we've just kept kickstand in just because of the genetic modification Let's see what kickstand does in a race Perm is getting absolutely cooked Cheezy I got rid of cheesy time. That's my horse. That's my horse. Chat, in case you don't know, I got rid of cheesy time. Cheesy time is also a descendant of tater. Somebody saw me get Get rid of Cheesy Tots and pick them up off the street! Go. I said pick with the five! Oh my goodness, kickstand! No, kickstand! Look how bad Cheesy Toddy is, everybody else on the floor died, and Cheesy Toddy still Don't bring it up the rear! Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Yo, I appreciate that! I said, it's RIP Katie. I'm glad you're doing better. I'm glad you're doing better. Thank you for the bits RIP to your cat, Katie. Thank you. Appreciate you for real. Thank you. All right, look here. Goodbye, King Stan. Never knew you. Everything was going so good yesterday, and now I don't know what to do. Should I get rid of the chosen one or just race them and see what happens? I got to race them. These are $20 entry fees that's chosen. This is our prize horse. It's supposed to be. Spectre sucks. Downwind funk sucks. That's chosen one who is supposed to be the goat. Princess glitter, we lost. Princess litter is a descendant of salad days in kuber, which are both goat and horses. It's over. And then wide out. Offspring is bazooka. Yeah, it's over. I The only horse that we have in our stable right now is these boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, that's all we have. We need to find someone good to breed with these boots we're made for walking and that's just what they'll do. Chad I say we go on the hunt for some wild horses real quick. We have to find something to do. Whose parents are these boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do. Whose parents are you? kickstand and cheesy Todd this is the best turn horse that we have go to the barn with the studs wait what does that mean okay I'll go what barn was that You're coming with me. Sleep real quick first. You're about to make me rich. Chat, which barn was it that had all the studs? Upgrade your car. Should I for real, I have the money? I'm doing it. How do I drive it? Why is it alive? Wait! What?! Wait a minute! is anybody else Unbelievably confused. I thought we were literally... I thought that was a car for us to drive. We just braided a car and a horse. Wait a minute, I'm about to get some free money, wait a minute. They just let me enter a car into the horse race. What are you doing? Drive! No, we're not there! What is that? No, we've done that! What is that? Shads, look at this thing. How is your parent a car, and you are slow as Christmas? How is your parent a car, and you are slow as Christmas? There's a chance we're taking the car roll the way, yeah. Chat this, and you may be coming in here like, yo, that's crazy. this horse's parents name is Coop DeVille. It's named after a car. No. This horse's parent is actually a car, a Coop DeVille car that we've read it with. These moves were made for Walker and that's just what they'll do. Why is he so heavy? Wait, what's the weight? We gotta go racing, we gotta try it. Oh my goodness, Goggles is in here. If you don't know, we found Goggles off the street and he sucked and we got rid of him, so somebody else is racing him now. That's unreal. goggles, the internet classic, Track Hawk, dude, all things considered, we should win this race, bro. Mutsu, Waterloo, let's go Track Hawk. Track Hawk, we're in the clear, just don't slip! Yes! Track Hawk is not good enough to win a big race. Everybody that we just race to get sucked, we have to breathe Track Hawk in the car. Wait no, that's incest, I can't do that. What should I do with Trackhawk? Read it with your new car? No, that's what you have to understand. The car is this thing's mom or dad. Wait, but it's a car. Should we do it? Oh my god, who does that? Oh my god, who does that? Oh, that's the idea, Seth! Is it even sentient? It can't even walk! It can't even walk! This is a crime? Sha, I can't breed it! It can't even walk! I don't even know if it's alive or sentient! I gotta go find a random horse to breed it with. I have to pass the boots down. We can't lose the boots. I have to pass down the boots. It's a family tradition. After we pass the boots down, we're gonna take this thing out back and act like it never happened, okay? I'm gonna get some use out of you somehow! Come on, what is that? It didn't pass down the boots. My mom just kicked me out of the car. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My mom just text me and said you created an abomination. Chad it didn't, what is this thing? It has no eyes, no ears, no, no, it doesn't have eyes. eyes or ears? Is it human? I mean, no, is it even alive? What do I do? We got to get Ritators failed also, right? Chad, do we look for someone to pass the boots down to? We have to, right? I can't sleep now, case it's your fault. Y'all told me to do it, man. For some reason, he didn't take that as much, so I had to republicine that last few games. potential right here maybe That's it. That horse is fast. That horse is fast. No, no, no, no, you, not you, not you, not you, not good enough. This horse has potential right here. What's a good name? Potential. You're right. Let's stay on potential. Yo, game of the year, I can't believe we can do all this in this game, this is so cool. Let's see what HIPPO does over here. How much does this thing weigh? Well, not that much, am I? Wait a second. Woah! Wait a minute! Why is he both?! Woah! Wait! No way. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. My god! What is that?! They got no front foot! I'm going to get this thing out of here, we're going to go to jail. Oh, did it work? What happened? What? Take it to the circus, wait you're right. Wait you're right, we're putting this thing in the circus. The story we're going to go with is we found this thing on the side of the road. Somebody must have done some horrific inbreeding to get this thing to look like this when we just found it on the side of the road. can't even take care of itself in the wild. Let me see. Why is it moving? That is the first time I've ever seen it move. Why is it moving? Somebody said bro faked it! What's with this thing in the freak show? There's not going to be anything that looks crazier than this in here. Thank you. That thing just made me $500. That thing just made me $500. Did somebody give it a ribbon? It has a ribbon. What do I do with abomination? Because I just let it run free. I can't let it run free, I'd be damaging the ecosystem, I can't do that. I've got to do this more hay real quick. I'm back in. Hey! Let's do coop and potential. Let's get one more breed out of the car. Let's go put hippo in a race, Chad. Let's go see what happens. We're putting hippo in a race. Let's go. We're putting hippo in a race! Let's go! Vector for success looks slow. Pam might...Pam is 7 years old though. Hippo. Lance Corporal looks kinda fast. No feet. Marmalade. Let's see if we somehow have a sleeper in hippo here. Let's go YES! YES! YES! YES! Did you hear the noises that hippo was making? Oh my goodness, it sounds actually like a hippo. Give me a minute, we're gonna go to jail for this. Chad, whoever throws these races is gonna wind up putting us in jail. This is getting bad. Sleep. Let's race I had to kill that thing for it's own good, I'm so serious, that thing couldn't even to go do do we chill out with the the reading action. Should we go give hippo another race real quick? I think we should do that. Let's give hippo another race. J, y'all are sorry to say I'm going to jail. Y'all told me to do the inbreeding, bro. Pause. Y'all told me to. Lord have mercy, Mia Macaroni. oh my goodness. This is about to be the fastest horse I've ever seen. We don't stand a chance. this is about to be the fastest horse I've ever seen. We don't stand a chance. Oh my goodness. Chat. If y'all don't know, Generation H is the fastest horse that we've seen in the game so far outside of Tater. And this is its first race. We got hippo. Giddy up has also won a race but Giddy up is eight years old. This horse was made for running. By the way, this horse was made for running. Parents is tater. chat. I just realized there's a problem here. We passed down too much of tater's bloodline. So when tater's bloodline has someone bad, we get rid of them and later on down the line, they have kids, they have kids than other people are picking them up from the wild. And now we're going against tater's offspring. Where's Tater in the retirement home? Me and Matt Taroni just instantly died, I can't believe it. I Here's the thing about hippo. Do y'all notice the thing about hippo is if hippo gets a good gallop going, there's no faster horse in the race. But the thing with hippo is it can't consistently gallop without getting caught. But for like three seconds at a time when The hippo gets a good gallop in. It's the fastest thing here. It's a horse, well now that. These boots were made for Walker and that's just what they'll do. These boots were made for Walker and that's just what they'll do is officially retired. Should I let him in the wild or bring him to the retirement home? This was a good horse though, I'm not gonna lie. It won us two races, let's bring him to the retirement home. I think if we let it out in the wild, it instantly dies. Say, hey, pay respects. Been chasing that high ever since. Been chasing that high ever since, man. They just, there ain't no other horse like Tater, man. What's going on here? Chat literally been been been been chasing that high and Arkansas State Police with the five-gifted what? going on here, officers. We're just racing some horses. Why does this thing keep getting out of its enclosure? Okay. What do we do, chat? Potential is eight years old. So this is the last day that potential can do anything. Should I breed Coupe Deveel and potential? Abomination to the power plant chat. We're no longer gonna breed this with anything, right? We're done passing abomination along. It doesn't even Kitty Freedom with hippo Are you sure? FBI with the 5 and Corgi with the 5 Stop in breeding bro. We're getting rid of the single takers to the power plant What is this place Is all this worth the money from the horse races of course it is What do what where's the where's the power plant What is this? I thought y'all were joking about DNA Extraction. What is this place? Abandoned track! Do you hear it talking? Do you hear it talking? y'all cool with taking this thing so if we turn the power plant on we can extract DNA from horses I wish we would have known that when we still had taters DNA bro somebody just said it's in pain Oh, I can still get Tater's DNA? It's blue time. It's blue. It's sad it's blue time. We have to get rid of this thing. We've kept it alive for too long. This is torture. This is inhumane. We have to kill this thing. We have to kill this thing. this thing. We have to kill this thing now. We have kept it alive way too long and y'all are doing crazy, disgusting human experiments with it. We have to kill this thing now. It's unbelievable. This is disgusting at this point. What are y'all doing, bro? I'm putting this thing down. Stop. See, horse protection society just gifted five subs. Oh my God. The boots? I'm not worried about the boots at this point. This thing is an abomination. It can't even I'll go get another $500 out of the circus with it real quick and then I'll take it to the glue frack. Oh, yeah. Maybe it'll be good at diving. Ahhhh! This thing has a lightning bolt on its side. I We should have already done this, we should have already done this, I'm so serious. I'm sorry you had to suffer for as long as you did, I'm sorry. The boots got, the boots, we got all his ribbons still here, that's so sad. So, do we get to pass down the boots to somebody else, Chad? Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pretty. Did I just make the craziest play ever? should we breed this in track hawk? This thing's gonna have potential right here. This thing's gonna have potential right here. No joke it is. Let's see. Let's see. This family tree is awful, no. Wait a minute! Oh my goodness, someone is racing a horse that I labeled sell because I wanted to remind myself to sell it. This is cool. the under horse. What is up with that front foot action? Generation H is his parent. Yo, I don't know, I think Big Step might be the best thing since Tater. It looks so consistent. it not. Send it. It's so consistent! It's so consistent! Big Stamper! Big Stamper! Yes! We got something here! Seth, we got something! We got something here with Big Stamper, dude! We got something here! This is where the new lineage starts, okay? We're wiping out that incestual bloodline. We're starting whole fresh with the big step up. Oh, yes. What dollar killed the deal? What's, what's trying to call that dollar? Should we go race hippo again real quick and see if hippo can do another race hippo is getting kind of old. GG. GG. See buddies in here GG. GG. GGC buddy one. Remember what I was saying earlier about hippo? If hippo gets in a rhythm and is galloping, hippo is the fastest horse on the track or hippo on the track. But it's just hippo can't consistently gallop. Get a gallop going, hippo! Get a gallop going! What? What? Don't you laugh over what are you doing? I know what it is. I know exactly what to do with hippo. Power Plant Hippo. Reef on that is not a refund, we lost. Oh y'all bet on all five of them, do you really? Really? Oh, that is a refund in there, man. Wait, so have y'all been betting against my horse this whole time? So chat currently our only horse that we have is the big step would y'all agree that the Big Steppa is the best horse since tater. It's so consistent. It's just step step step step I think the big step could win the big race. No joke I do You got to be dissing me, oh my goodness. Wait, I'm not in. Eat real quick. There we go. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. What are the green things here? Chattery glue in hippo. Let him free, okay. Okay, Chad, what do the green things do? What do we do with these? By the way, Chad, I can't believe how cool this game is. I had no idea. Okay, y'all are saying feed it to the horses, but what is it gonna do when I feed it to the horse. It gives random effects. Wait, what? That's, that's, that's, that's inhuman. That's that's not humane. Feed it to a car. Wait, are you serious? Wait, people are saying... He didn't need it. People are saying apples make horses young again. Is that true? We're racing the big step again. I'm not gonna lie. He's insane. I say we race the big step again right here and if he wins, we take him to the Champions League and let him do a big boy race and then we could just use him or not use him, but like let him breathe after that. bean face, one race, the internet, big dog, big steppa, o-o-oo-oo, mootsoo. I think this is such a free dub for us here. Chat, I think this is such a free dub for us here, it's not even funny. But there's nobody beating Big Stepper right here. Go. They still exist. Oh my goodness, this might be better than Taylor. This might, it's so consistent! It's just consistent! It's unbelievable! Woo! Okay! Woo! Okay! Woo! It's all INGREDIBLE! Big step was only three years old by the way. No putting Big Step in the big one, Shadow, I'm so serious, we are. Oh, he's hungry! Can't keep it in mind, Big Step doesn't even have eyes or ears. Oh my goodness, why is Big Cheese in here? In case y'all don't know, Chad, Big Cheese was the original boot wearer. Is it that right chat? Big cheese is the original bootware, and I think the one race that big cheese has won Like look look at big cheese's lineage Off-screen is cheesy top and eventually at some point big stepper is the descendant of big cheese $3,000 race. Are y'all ready? The main person that I'm worried about right now is Seabuddy. Seabuddy also has two wins in three races. We also have two wins, but I seriously, one of these horses is going to have to go absolutely crazy to beat Big Step Up. The reason Big step was so good it's not because Big Step was fast but consistent the whole way through. How old is Big Cheese? Seven years old. Y'all ready? Three, two, one. Big step or so big step? Yo, yo, big step or go? Come on, baby, let's go! Unbelievable. Actually, actually unbelievable. Actually, I-I'm real, dude! We have eight thousand dollars. We have 8,000 dollars. A lot of rent. Look here. So now that big stampo won the big boy race. I didn't open the gift. I didn't open the gift, I forgot. I'm an idiot. What are y'all thinking with a band, bro? No, no, no. No, that's so stupid. No, I'm so stupid, I forgot to hit the gift. Okay, whatever. I look here. Now that the Big Steppa won the big race chat, the Big Steppa cannot race anymore. Okay, once a horse wins the big boy race, it can't race anymore. By the way, can we acknowledge the fact that Big Steppa is 1700 pounds? I think this is the heaviest horse we've ever seen in this game. Now look here, chat. We have to find, while Big Steppa is still young, keep in mind, Big Steppa is three years old. We have to get some sort of passed down genetics from this horse. Yeah, we gotta go find the barn with the studs. Where was that at? Was it bottom right? Is it bottom right? Trister. The DNA extractor, I can't though, because we don't have the power plant activated yet. And I don't know if I want to take Big Stepper to the power plant or should I? Should I take Big Stepper to the power plant? Hello! pineapple is a champion horse pineapple is one race pineapple is one race pineapple is want to race we're doing this right now Hello? We passed the boots back now. We passed the boots back now. I don't know what this horse is going to be, but it has to be the goat. I'm gonna see how this horse runs before we name it, yeah? Let's go back home and let him rest real quick, yeah? I can't go the power plane yet, but that's the most tired one. That must be a way. Chet, there's no way this horse lives up to its... to its... to its... to its... Wait, how'd it get up? Let's see how big Stepa does with no boots. So, it was never big step up, it was just the boots. Should we go race this one? What do we name it this thing? Neutrashake. Bongo. Oh my, oh my goodness. Another Descendant of Pineapple Express. And Generation H. Step Express. Wish upon a star, Astrodome send it. That horse just turned around and it's running the opposite way! Why did that horse do it? Why did it just turn around? We win this! Let's go! step express is nowhere near as good as Big Steppa was, but I'm not going to lie. That wasn't bad. Do you think it's possible for step express to win a big boy race? I'm going to try it. Yeah, we still have not discovered a horse as good as Tater. Tater the goat always. Greed Tater, you can't, he's retired. Wait, if I give Tater an apple while Tater's retired, does he go back again? No way. GG. Oh my goodness, we are going against Pineapple Express, which is literally Steph Express' parent are you kidding me all this is about to be cinema all this is about to be cinema send it big jump from step big two step from step come on step come on step come on step come on step come on step step step step We're seeing an extent to the big race. I think he's capable. I think he's capable. I think he's capable. Get ready. Get ready another big race. Yeah, GG. Well, GG. First and foremost, how is generation H still young enough to race? How? Don't forget the gift this time. Oh, we ain't gonna have to worry about that. We're not winning this. It's over We ain't got to worry about the gift buddy We're not winning in case y'all are new to this game Generation H is the fastest horse we have ever went against it's neck and neck between tater and generation H generation H is seven years old dude. And keep in mind, its parents are salad days and job 1917. Chad, the other job 1917 is the first horse I ever bet on in this game when we first started the game. Feels like an eternity ago. Them horses are probably both dead and gone It's over there's no way chat. There's well, how did cheesy tot get in here? Descendant of tater by the way Look here, I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all I I don't think there is any post now generation H is old at this point generation H is seven years old I Don't think that we beat generation H here, but I do think we get second bare minimum Oh my god. Go! Go! Go! Go to the dance! Go to the dance! Go! One more, one more! Go! I cannot believe that, dog! No way! No way! No way! What is that legendary golden shovel I don't know what you do with shovels in his head We have $12,000 right now. We're taking step express to the power plant, Chad, I think priority number one right now is get the power plant online so we can extract DNA from Tater and step express. That has to be the play. If we can get DNA from Tater and step it, can you believe step express just beat generation H? Can you believe that? I actually cannot believe that. Dig? What does digging even do? What was that? So that's how you find modifiers in the wild as digging? That may sound that just made my night right there watching big step I have a neck and neck race against generation H and wind that's unbelievable. You know what I will say though I think if generation H was still in their prime like three or four years old, I think Generation H wins. Generation H was seven years old right there, let's be honest. Keep the bone? Why? What's the bone do? The bone is DNA could you imagine it's DNA from an old legendary racing horse 200 years ago? Is that does this game seriously have that too? Wait, bro's going the wrong way. How do I spin him around? How do you spin a horse around? You're not built for this, Jeff, express. I'm not gonna lie. did it work? You have to keep them in here. Get a car, wait, that might be the move. I'm not leaving StepExpress here, so we go buy a car and just put a car in there and permanently have power. A car doesn't work. Wait, does it not? It does work. Should we go get a car right now and do it? Because if we have the power on, we can extract DNA, Bro Where's the floppy disk what am I getting? Is the balloon a staying upright mechanism? I did it. I need to get that back, but I'm not killing step express for it. Maybe he'll pass it down Okay, what is the current move right now? What do y'all think the move is right now? car so a car is gonna work I got a hundred percent sure the car is gonna work Oh, that's gonna be so much easier to get around. Oh my goodness, we can look at the map now. Oh, that is so much better. Oh my goodness, dude Okay Okay, Chad seriously like I've asked this but I'm not sure if y'all have y'all answered if I buy this car and go put it in The power plant will that permanently power? Get a rocket from digging for the car. It doesn't move. You have to breed it with a horse. Should I just go get a random horse real quick and have the power of the power plant like a short horse that'll just keep going? The truck's got a lift kit on it. What is this down here? Why is this game so in-depth? Hello? Another dinosaur bone or whatever it is. You look like you're too good. I'm not kidding. Chat, no joke game I'd of hear like that actually. Putting multiple in there? Wait, does that work too? Yes, yes, yes, all right, hmm. What actually, hold on, I didn't try this one yet. check this one's built for it this one's built for it no joke look why does this one walk backwards. So chat again. 100% the move right now was get the power to land Yes Look at the leg genetics I What? You're coming home with me right now! You're coming home with me! You're coming home with me right now! Who is this? Are you really gonna do this right now? By the way, the reactor produces amazing and horrible things at the same time. Wait, what? Sharks with the five. Wait. So if wait somebody just said if I turn the reactor on and leave instantly it stays on is that true? We have to breed baked potato and step express right now. We have to you. After the power, here we go. Chad, this might be the most addicting game in the world right now, not gonna lie, it's I thought y'all was strolling me telling me to play this. Do I have to lose step express in here? I'll come back and get him in a little bit. Chet, I'm not leaving him forever, I'm about to come back and get him. He ain't gonna die, man, he's Big Stepper's son. I have to go look at something, Chad I have to go look at the DNA lab real quick and I'm I'm gonna come pick him back up. Where's the lab? Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. I'm going to go pick up Tater, I'm going to give him an apple, I'm going to bring Tater to the DNA extraction lab right now. Why can't Tater eat the apple? Can I just take him like this? He doesn't have to be onward tired for this. Jonathan. Gene drive what? Gene extract him, get a random horse and then Gene drive it. Is that inject with it? Alright, Tater. Wait, what do I do with the bone? Do I genix track the bone, too? What do I do? What do I do? It's not... What is this? What is this? This is whatever the old bone was in Mrs. Tater's DNA. Oh my goodness, we're about to create something insane! Do the floppy disk? What? Oh no, this is getting crazy. Pig three random horses in triumph. Okay. Chat, this is not going to be the craziest thing ever. I hope you're locked in. So what is the order I need to do this in right now? As of this very moment, where is the- does it matter what horse I grab? I just need three horses, young horses. Let's go find three young horses here. there's one potential you have potential to look at the feet on this one I'm nervous. Are you nervous? I'm nervous. Go to the cave. Where was the cave save the game not have to exit to do it doesn't matter because even if I save and exit and come back you can't reload a save it just takes where you where you leave it's like baby steps was that horse is way too old this was one So, what do I do here? I put a horse in? Right? Do I give this one Tater's DNA? So, I put Tater's DNA right here, and then I hit the computer. What do I hit? What happened? Oh, I flipped the switch. My chat just froze, GG. My chat just froze. Flip the switch. Type 1 if I click the switch. I'm so nervous, dude. What is this thing? What is this thing? We still have taters DNA too. Wait, this is tater? Is this just a carbon copy of tater? Wait! Where are they? Where are they? David! How are you? I'm just slightly... It looks just like Tater! No! He's gonna be just as strong go check on the horse the power plant Chad, does that mean it's gonna be just as good as Tater? Does this hurt Step Express being in here? No, okay. Chat, I can't believe we just have a direct... Do you see that? Do you see that? What is that thing? What is the red one? What is this one? What the heck is this? What the heck is this? What the heck is this? Wait a second. This isn't a descendant of the abomination. Where did this thing come from? Yo, Mass with the Tin, thank you, W Mass with the Tin! Yo, TVN with the 50 Gifted, WTVN with the 50 Gifted, Lord at Mercy, Crescent that TV and WTV and for real Kind of mid mid what about the one with all legs all legs Chad, do we get rid of the red one and the leg one? Do we get rid of the leg one? I mean the red one? Okay, look here. What are we doing right now, Chad? Oh, we're gonna sleep and test tape and potato, right? Let's see if it's anything like his clone. It's just like tater bro. Oh my goodness, it's just like tater. Chad, he's back. OK. Do y'all want to go do something else at the DNA site? This is the blood from one of these bones, right? Do we get a random horse and inject it with this? Right here. Let's see what this does. Chat, we got potato, man. Turn the disk into a flask. Is that a real thing? Oh, so is that the same thing, chat? Listen, this is the same thing, right? Both of these. We need this thing to eat real quick, hold on. I'm gonna let this thing eat real quick, one second. I feel so bad for you. I don't know what's about to happen to you, but I feel bad. Actually, no, you were kind of, you were kind of up there in age. Wait a minute, how old are you? Oh, no. You left the flask on out. Why is every horse around here all this Christmas? I got scared I thought I killed it first. Why is it talking? Why is it talking? What does this mean? What is this thing? What is this thing? Get it, Maroon! hear me out this is going to be sick what I'm about to say but I noticed a genetic thing that it has going it has the slingshot spring leg if I breed Diss with potato? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do right now? I don't have boots. Should we go get a race in with potato right now? We need to go get a race in with potato. For all the people that missed out on what Tater was, we just cloned Tater. Watch what Tater was doing. This is Tater's clone that we have here. Watch this. This is going to be a guaranteed win. I don't care who we're going against. A friend indeed is alive. He has to be 100 years old. Yes, seven years old. Never want to race slow as Christmas. Go. Oh man, man, oh man, man, oh man, chat. Like are you kidding me, bro? You want to do a big boy race with a potato real quick? We just need to do that. The racing wild horses is that legal? We're gonna do a champion's race. Go. After this? Oh my goodness, who let Bo back in here? All right, let's go. That's... Did you see that? God! Did you see that?! Yeah! God! Smell it. We're gonna go let Potato sleep one more time. And then we're gonna do the big boy race with Potato. Y'all cool with that? Are we ever going to find a horse faster than Potato's DNA? Look at all the trophies we got in the back of the chat. Oh my goodness, dawg. Bro! Y'all ready? This is a $4,000 prize here. If something beats Potato's clone, I won't know what to say. Generation H is in here. Pineapple expresses in here eight years old Cheesy tot somehow snuck in here that's seven years old which by the way is tater's kid Generation age as eight years old superfold $4,000 $4,000 tornado in your area Wait, what? Oh, Gigi. Dog, I feel like I'm fighting off a tornado every day. matter. We have a race to win. Are you ready, chat? $4,000 race right here. Are you ready? Chat, I do not think it is a possibility that potato loses this, right? I genuinely do not think it is a possibility. It's absolutely unbelievable. Pachetta! Let's go! Oh my goodness! Yo, I am so glad that generation aces eight years old that horse can finally die and quit harassing me. Oh my goodness, dude! Oh my goodness, dude! Oh my lord, have mercy, what is this? Oh my god. Anonymous with the five-cube thing. What is that? This game is sick. Bro, it keeps throwing stuff at me at every single turn when I think I've seen everything. It keeps throwing something at me like every second that I'm like, dog, what else does this game have in store, bro? I'm about to do the worst thing ever, y'all have to trust me. I'm about to commit a crime. Shaggy! Wait a minute. This, this way! Chad, the owner of- Oh no, it doesn't have legs! That's stayin' dog! I Look here, we breed the bird with potato right now. We breed the bird with potato right now. This... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! What's going on here?! I gotta get more hay, hold on. How do you feed him the apple, Chad? Are we going too far for science? Let's get let's clear some space here. Okay. Look, we have taters V&A. Let's take let's release potato. Okay. Let's release potato because we have taters V&A release potato out here. Okay. We're going to take baked potato and Big Stepa chat salute to Big Stepa. Big Stepa is the second best horse we ever had behind tater. No joke. Okay, you know what? We'll put potato on the red flag. y'all be getting too sentimental we can't be putting every horse in the tire for the rest of the day hey I'll be an old man chat for some reason I feel like we're on the verge of discovering something even better than tater no joke What did you say taters DNA cannot be given to competitors too expensive? Yeah Hear me out right here right now hear me out right here right now a a combination of Rhino and this thing. Hear me out right now. Oh lord, what is that? If it had stabilization strength, did you see the speed? I don't have boots with a balloon that it's on it's on a step expressed I don't want to kill him I Do I put the skates on, Wino? I I got to go kill him, I'm gonna go kill him, oh sorry. What y'all feel bad killing Rhino right here, but I need the Roller States back man. Abominations award is still here. Yeah, I feel bad. Do we care? Why are you doing this because he has the skates on and he's never want to race or anything, bro You You can remove them now! You all are heartless monsters and it's unbelievable. I'm going to dig three holes and maybe I can get something that will save him. If not, he's getting glued. Yo chat, this is the best game I've ever played. I actually don't understand what's going on with this game. At every single turn, I see something else that blows my mind here. What is that? I'll give you one more hole here, Rhino, and then you're going to do the blue stick. Goodbye, Mono. I need this case. You're gonna fuck! We're making too many abominations, we're graduating past horses now, dude. What do we breed it with? Potato? Potato. The duck. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. You want to know what happens next? Well, at this point I think the eyes are like... I want to know what happens next. The eyes are, like... I want to know what happens next... I want someone to tell me what's next. But I don't know what's next. Okay, what is it, Bill? Hold on. I need to get rid of you, have I ever tested you? I gotta get rid of both of these, they had no stability. Alright. Are we doing this? I don't think I'm gonna be able to do that. I mean, I'm not gonna have to go there to do anything. I'm just gonna go back to the room and play with the other guys. I mean, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do that. I mean, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do that. Wait a minute. Hear me out with the roller skates. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait ... Wait It's not even old enough to know what's happening right now, I'm killing it. you you you you you You How did that come out look? Is Tater's DNA so strong that it made it with a prehistoric centipede dinosaur and still came out looking like a horse? I gotta go get him. Hold on. I Race it y'all to race it Okay, have we gone too far with science here? We're getting rid of this thing and we're getting rid of smoky. They both suck. We still have tater in the centipede, right? Bone DNA? Do y'all want to do another bone DNA thing? OK, I'm down to do it. Wait, is this kind of messed up? These horses are like having kids. And as soon as the kid is born, we're snatching it up into a truck and taking it to a lab. And they're getting mutated and experimented on with like ancient DNA. Is this is this crazy? Anything to win these horse races though. Oh no. Wait, hear me out. We go back and breed it distinctly with Tater again though real quick. Hear ye, hear ye! They have doglets! What is that? What? Do not even know that you're happy! What? Oh my god! Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Look at the size of corn dog. Wait a minute, dude. Wait a minute. Look at the size of Corn Dog! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god! We'll start with Korg out on the land! We just created the most athletic twins in history, by the way. This is unbelievable. Corn dog and foot log! Look at how much... look at how... His head ain't even in the... I Is He only has to go over half the course to win, because his body takes up half the track. We're passing these jeans down. This is the next tater. We're passing these jeans down right here. Oh my goodness, I knew it. I knew the more that we experimented, we would eventually discover something unbelievable discovery. Let's see what Footlong does, his twin! I knew if we kept doing horrific human experiments, we would eventually wind up with something good. Let's see what Footlong does. Footlong? Alright, come on. Crazy part is Footlong's in last place, but he's so long it makes him in second place. Look how far back Footlong is than Wendy and is still ahead because he's 8 foot long. Let's go Footlong! The log is nowhere near as good as Corn Dog, but I actually think we just made a scientific breakthrough in Corn Dog. If we can pass down the length genetics of Corn Dog, this is the play. Next episode of The Fire, we finally discovered something. Let's go, that's beautiful. That is beautiful right there. No joke, that is great, WStream. We're doing Spooky Tom next stream. I just got addicted to this. My bad. My bad, chat. We can't really complain though. This game, fire. You know a game good if I ain't doing spooky time on a stream. Golly. Bro, that game, crazy dog. We will do spooky time Sunday though. Hey, great stream chat. I love y'all, man. Hey, Alexander with the five. Precincts y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Precinct all the get this subs don't know those bits follows of the course of pre-sale y'all for this hanging out Hey, you're gonna have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all Sunday ladies and gentlemen Let me right peace out y'all