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Type one if your"}, {"start": 256.44, "end": 264.44, "text": " name is Elizabeth in here, by the way, how many Elizabeth's do we got up in here? How"}, {"start": 264.44, "end": 269.44, "text": " How many?"}, {"start": 269.44, "end": 271.44, "text": " At least one."}, {"start": 271.44, "end": 277.44, "text": " A. At least one, buddy."}, {"start": 277.44, "end": 278.44, "text": " You hear that?"}, {"start": 278.44, "end": 280.44, "text": " Listen to this."}, {"start": 280.44, "end": 282.44, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 282.44, "end": 285.44, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 285.44, "end": 290.44, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 290.44, "end": 298.52, "text": " Chad, I like this thing, bro."}, {"start": 298.52, "end": 299.68, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 299.68, "end": 302.2, "text": " I like this thing right here."}, {"start": 302.2, "end": 305.04, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 305.04, "end": 307.24, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 307.24, "end": 308.24, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 308.24, "end": 309.24, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 309.24, "end": 310.24, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 310.24, "end": 311.24, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 311.24, "end": 312.24, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 312.24, "end": 313.24, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 313.24, "end": 319.42, "text": " but I think take up the whole screen ski hold up"}, {"start": 327.86, "end": 333.34000000000003, "text": " look brothers they take up the whole screen"}, {"start": 333.34000000000003, "end": 335.34000000000003, "text": " Yeah! Lee!"}, {"start": 340.34000000000003, "end": 342.34000000000003, "text": " Take up the whole screen, I pay!"}, {"start": 346.34000000000003, "end": 348.34000000000003, "text": " That's just how large I am."}, {"start": 348.34000000000003, "end": 353.34000000000003, "text": " This thing takes up the whole screen, I can't even use it as a necklace. That's wild."}, {"start": 353.34000000000003, "end": 356.34000000000003, "text": " Wait, that's actually crazy, dawg."}, {"start": 358.34000000000003, "end": 360.34000000000003, "text": " Wait, that's..."}, {"start": 360.34000000000003, "end": 369.58000000000004, "text": " No, I couldn't either I'm gonna get choked out hold up"}, {"start": 372.82000000000005, "end": 375.74, "text": " No, I can't get it it's alright though"}, {"start": 377.58000000000004, "end": 381.90000000000003, "text": " Wrapping around your waist all that for sure ain't gonna happen big dog look at it"}, {"start": 382.82000000000005, "end": 386.06000000000006, "text": " Yeah, no no no chance there a"}, {"start": 387.34000000000003, "end": 389.34000000000003, "text": " No chance"}, {"start": 390.34000000000003, "end": 392.34000000000003, "text": " Oh man, I did it!"}, {"start": 397.84000000000003, "end": 400.34000000000003, "text": " I like this thing though, not gonna lie, this thing ain't clean."}, {"start": 401.84000000000003, "end": 405.34000000000003, "text": " Hey, I ain't gonna lie to y'all, I like this thing right here."}, {"start": 414.84000000000003, "end": 415.84000000000003, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 417.34000000000003, "end": 418.84000000000003, "text": " I like this thing."}, {"start": 420.34000000000003, "end": 422.34000000000003, "text": " Bang ho"}, {"start": 422.86, "end": 424.86, "text": " Did I mess up the camera over"}, {"start": 427.26000000000005, "end": 430.34000000000003, "text": " Wow, it actually didn't mess the camera up like at all that's crazy"}, {"start": 432.86, "end": 439.26000000000005, "text": " Wait that's actually crazy it didn't mess up the camera like at all whatsoever like none"}, {"start": 441.1, "end": 443.1, "text": " Need about five all the true"}, {"start": 443.74, "end": 446.22, "text": " Yeah, what'd y'all do today, man, huh?"}, {"start": 446.98, "end": 448.98, "text": " What did y'all do?"}, {"start": 448.98, "end": 455.98, "text": " What did y'all do today?"}, {"start": 455.98, "end": 460.98, "text": " School."}, {"start": 460.98, "end": 466.98, "text": " You went to school!"}, {"start": 466.98, "end": 471.98, "text": " Say it ain't so!"}, {"start": 471.98, "end": 475.98, "text": " Don't tell me you went to school, man!"}, {"start": 475.98, "end": 485.74, "text": " be doing that. Yo, case, those foot massage with the 5000 bits WK, so foot massage with the 5000 bits."}, {"start": 486.78000000000003, "end": 492.54, "text": " Case, you're the best streamer on all time. Thank you. Case, those foot massage. I appreciate that."}, {"start": 492.54, "end": 500.78000000000003, "text": " Thank you. Appreciate that. I had a presentation cap. No, you did not be you did not have no"}, {"start": 500.78000000000003, "end": 529.0600000000001, "text": " presentation. What did you presentate them? You didn't know you didn't. I was supposed to go to the gym but it was leg day so I skipped it. Understandable. That's understandable right there. If there ever was a day in the gym that you're going to skip it would be a leg day. There's no doubt about it."}, {"start": 529.0600000000001, "end": 533.98, "text": " You okay with the 10 Katrina with the five is smiling with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 536.86, "end": 543.0600000000001, "text": " Yeah, if there is a day in the gym that you're gonna skip it might as well be a leg day buddy cuz anybody trying to do that"}, {"start": 544.34, "end": 546.34, "text": " It sucks"}, {"start": 547.5400000000001, "end": 550.5000000000001, "text": " Leg day just straight up sucks man"}, {"start": 550.94, "end": 558.46, "text": " It means you hold nervous system up. You're shaking the rest of the day. You don't feel good. It's just terrible"}, {"start": 559.0600000000001, "end": 576.2600000000001, "text": " I like leg day. I don't only do one exercise every leg day though. I only do one one exercise"}, {"start": 576.2600000000001, "end": 581.7, "text": " every leg day. It's the I only do one. It is legitimately just leg press. I don't do"}, {"start": 581.7, "end": 587.5000000000001, "text": " nothing else. Only leg press. That's it. That's all I do. You wouldn't catch me dead squatting"}, {"start": 587.5, "end": 590.16, "text": " at my ripe old age of 27 anymore."}, {"start": 591.66, "end": 593.9, "text": " You would not catch me dead squatting."}, {"start": 593.9, "end": 596.26, "text": " Never, not no more, not for me."}, {"start": 597.74, "end": 598.58, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 599.54, "end": 602.06, "text": " All I'm doing is leg press."}, {"start": 602.06, "end": 602.98, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 605.78, "end": 606.62, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 608.46, "end": 609.46, "text": " So do."}, {"start": 611.72, "end": 614.62, "text": " Chicken legs, no, you wish, bro."}, {"start": 614.62, "end": 616.18, "text": " You don't lost your mind."}, {"start": 617.5, "end": 625.08, "text": " You talking about I squat your whole bloodline blood don't play with me, but I ain't going I ain't gonna do those squats"}, {"start": 626.18, "end": 628.18, "text": " And I got too old for that I"}, {"start": 630.38, "end": 636.46, "text": " Used to have a dude back in the day. I used to have a big dog squat on me, bro. No joke I"}, {"start": 638.3, "end": 640.86, "text": " Had a bit out of big squad on me back in a day"}, {"start": 643.78, "end": 645.78, "text": " So did"}, {"start": 647.5, "end": 652.32, "text": " Squat max I ain't gonna tell y'all what my squat max is cuz y'all ain't gonna believe it, so I'm gonna tell you"}, {"start": 654.58, "end": 659.9, "text": " Okay, so it's my 19th birthday. He wish you happy birthday. Yo happy happy 19th birthday cool casey. Happy birthday"}, {"start": 661.38, "end": 663.38, "text": " Happy 19th birthday. Thank you"}, {"start": 667.7, "end": 673.62, "text": " Yo happy 21st birthday peers chat till peers second 21st birthday happy 21st birthday peers"}, {"start": 673.62, "end": 697.62, "text": " You're seriously going to look at the size of me and guess my max squat was 350."}, {"start": 697.62, "end": 716.1, "text": " No, it literally wasn't my max squad. I ever hit no joke. No joke. I hit it in a spare"}, {"start": 716.1, "end": 725.02, "text": " room of my other trap house. It was 675 for one on my life. If I'm lying, I'm dying."}, {"start": 725.02, "end": 734.66, "text": " you know what else is crazy? I did that at the age of 21 and ever since that day I never"}, {"start": 734.66, "end": 740.8199999999999, "text": " squatted again and I never will squat again for the rest of my life. Never. Unless I absolutely"}, {"start": 740.8199999999999, "end": 753.46, "text": " have to or I'll die, I'll never do another squat. I never will. Never again. Yep, but"}, {"start": 753.46, "end": 758.08, "text": " why? I don't know what it is, bro. There's something about"}, {"start": 758.08, "end": 761.38, "text": " putting a barbell on the back of my neck and squatting. It makes"}, {"start": 761.38, "end": 764.7, "text": " me sick to my stomach and dizzy. I don't know what it is. I"}, {"start": 764.7, "end": 768.64, "text": " can't do it. It makes me it makes me physically ill. I don't"}, {"start": 768.64, "end": 774.36, "text": " know why it just does. It literally makes me physically ill."}, {"start": 774.4000000000001, "end": 776.8000000000001, "text": " And then I got to a point I was like, you know what? I don't"}, {"start": 776.8000000000001, "end": 782.72, "text": " even want to do this no more. So I'm not gonna do it no more. And"}, {"start": 782.72, "end": 787.52, "text": " I have it in a good seven or so years now."}, {"start": 787.52, "end": 788.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 791.32, "end": 794.02, "text": " Does my dad work out?"}, {"start": 794.02, "end": 798.02, "text": " My dad was going to the gym with me pretty consistently"}, {"start": 798.02, "end": 800.82, "text": " until he got snapped up on the four wheeler"}, {"start": 800.82, "end": 802.4200000000001, "text": " and he hasn't been back since."}, {"start": 808.4200000000001, "end": 809.22, "text": " Leg press."}, {"start": 809.22, "end": 810.62, "text": " Oh, max leg press."}, {"start": 810.62, "end": 811.62, "text": " Probably about 1200."}, {"start": 813.36, "end": 818.0, "text": " He's got dude, he's got something messed up in his shoulder. He ain't been able to go back to the gym since"}, {"start": 821.64, "end": 826.2, "text": " Yep something messed up in his shoulder after the full-willer accident"}, {"start": 829.64, "end": 834.6600000000001, "text": " And he's been he's just been you know max deadlift"}, {"start": 842.72, "end": 848.28, "text": " I don't know it's been so long. I ain't catching I ain't doing a deadlift anymore either"}, {"start": 849.14, "end": 854.4200000000001, "text": " One time I hurt my lower back real bad doing a deadlift. I'll probably never do another deadlift either"}, {"start": 857.62, "end": 864.0600000000001, "text": " No joke, I'll probably never do another one of those again either nowadays. I could maybe maybe get"}, {"start": 865.9, "end": 870.82, "text": " Just like 500 nowadays maybe for one, but I'm not I wouldn't even do it"}, {"start": 872.72, "end": 880.8000000000001, "text": " Now back in the day. Oh back in the day ski. Oh man. Oh, you don't want to tell y'all is a unit man."}, {"start": 883.84, "end": 885.2, "text": " I was a unit dog."}, {"start": 890.0, "end": 890.8000000000001, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 893.44, "end": 894.48, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 896.4, "end": 898.0, "text": " Deadlift is not worth doing."}, {"start": 898.0, "end": 911.32, "text": " Yeah, I don't think it is, bro. Unless you have absolutely perfect form, you got a chance"}, {"start": 911.32, "end": 918.06, "text": " to snap something up too easy doing deadlift. Not gonna lie. Because you go up with one"}, {"start": 918.06, "end": 923.76, "text": " deadlift just wrong one time, you feel something snap, your whole life is over. It's like,"}, {"start": 923.76, "end": 928.76, "text": " Oh, my bad, shouldn't have tried that."}, {"start": 932.4399999999999, "end": 934.2, "text": " Hey, shouldn't have tried that."}, {"start": 935.88, "end": 938.12, "text": " My fiance got a hernia deadlifting."}, {"start": 938.12, "end": 941.64, "text": " Oh, dude, oh, hernias are, oh man."}, {"start": 941.64, "end": 943.02, "text": " Yeah, those are bad."}, {"start": 945.28, "end": 946.64, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Nikki."}, {"start": 946.64, "end": 949.68, "text": " Chat's on Nikki, happy birthday, happy birthday, Nikki."}, {"start": 949.68, "end": 951.52, "text": " Happy birthday as well, Ruby."}, {"start": 952.4, "end": 955.56, "text": " You a goober by the way ruby, but it wasn't for me that was"}, {"start": 956.12, "end": 958.72, "text": " Evelyn said that not me, but happy birthday ruby. Thank you"}, {"start": 960.0799999999999, "end": 962.0799999999999, "text": " W. Roosky for real. Oh"}, {"start": 963.64, "end": 964.88, "text": " Ruby"}, {"start": 964.88, "end": 966.88, "text": " Say I remember that y'all remember that uh"}, {"start": 967.96, "end": 971.68, "text": " Y'all remember that that show back in the day max and ruby"}, {"start": 973.68, "end": 976.3199999999999, "text": " Max and ruby ruby and max dog"}, {"start": 976.32, "end": 981.32, "text": " I thought that was a good talk."}, {"start": 981.32, "end": 985.32, "text": " Bro, that show, I don't know why."}, {"start": 985.32, "end": 991.32, "text": " But back in the day, I thought that show, when I was a kid, I thought that show was good, bro."}, {"start": 991.32, "end": 998.32, "text": " It was goofy, but I don't know why something bad was entertaining."}, {"start": 998.32, "end": 1002.32, "text": " Chad, y'all remember the backyard against dude?"}, {"start": 1002.32, "end": 1005.32, "text": " Do you remember the backyard against?"}, {"start": 1005.32, "end": 1007.32, "text": " The backyard"}, {"start": 1008.5200000000001, "end": 1011.2800000000001, "text": " I remember that one dude the backyard against"}, {"start": 1012.8000000000001, "end": 1015.6400000000001, "text": " What else was it what else it have"}, {"start": 1017.84, "end": 1022.08, "text": " The backyard against the"}, {"start": 1025.6000000000001, "end": 1030.04, "text": " SpongeBob yeah, well SpongeBob's like a given though you got"}, {"start": 1032.64, "end": 1034.64, "text": " You got a"}, {"start": 1035.32, "end": 1040.28, "text": " What other kid shows that I grew up on blues clues"}, {"start": 1042.48, "end": 1044.48, "text": " Blues clues I"}, {"start": 1045.1599999999999, "end": 1050.76, "text": " Like me some blues clues. You know what else I like to I like Clifford the big red dog"}, {"start": 1051.6, "end": 1053.56, "text": " dog"}, {"start": 1053.56, "end": 1055.36, "text": " Clifford I"}, {"start": 1055.36, "end": 1061.52, "text": " Like some Clifford action. You know what else I like to no joke Bob the builder, bro"}, {"start": 1061.52, "end": 1064.2, "text": " I like Bob the builder too"}, {"start": 1065.32, "end": 1072.9199999999998, "text": " No joke Bob the Builder what other kid shows that I watch man"}, {"start": 1076.72, "end": 1078.72, "text": " Dragotales, I didn't watch dragotales"}, {"start": 1083.28, "end": 1086.28, "text": " Yeah courage the cowardly dog, but I I"}, {"start": 1088.0, "end": 1093.52, "text": " Don't know if I consider courage the cowardly dog like a kid show like something like blues clues"}, {"start": 1093.52, "end": 1098.92, "text": " I would consider a kid show, you know what I mean? Curris the cowardly dogs kind of like, you know"}, {"start": 1105.56, "end": 1111.42, "text": " You're like PBS action or something like that there was a bunch of bangers bruh"}, {"start": 1114.32, "end": 1116.6, "text": " No joke it was some bangers man"}, {"start": 1116.6000000000001, "end": 1125.9800000000002, "text": " Powerpuff girls I didn't watch much of that but powerpuff spy kids dog y'all remember spy kids, dude"}, {"start": 1126.8600000000001, "end": 1128.8600000000001, "text": " Yeah, road rats"}, {"start": 1132.2400000000002, "end": 1134.2400000000002, "text": " World rats"}, {"start": 1138.8400000000001, "end": 1141.3400000000001, "text": " What's that one brother was another one"}, {"start": 1146.6000000000001, "end": 1156.3600000000001, "text": " Lazy town bro. I watched Lazy town too. No joke. I used to watch Lazy town RIP to that one guy"}, {"start": 1156.3600000000001, "end": 1160.5600000000002, "text": " Who was like the main actor in it RIP? I forgot his name"}, {"start": 1161.96, "end": 1167.3200000000002, "text": " Dog I watched Lazy town too dude Lazy town was good when I was a kid"}, {"start": 1168.4, "end": 1170.4, "text": " Was his name yet Carl?"}, {"start": 1171.7600000000002, "end": 1175.44, "text": " Carl Stephenson I think yeah RIP that show was golden"}, {"start": 1176.6000000000001, "end": 1186.92, "text": " Yep, I never watched Arthur."}, {"start": 1186.92, "end": 1191.64, "text": " Cat dog bro, I work, cat dog is a real old one."}, {"start": 1191.64, "end": 1194.3600000000001, "text": " Cat dog is a super old one."}, {"start": 1194.3600000000001, "end": 1196.8000000000002, "text": " Yep, fairly odd parents."}, {"start": 1196.8000000000002, "end": 1201.88, "text": " Y'all know another good cartoon bro."}, {"start": 1201.88, "end": 1205.88, "text": " Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends dog."}, {"start": 1205.88, "end": 1213.0, "text": " home for imaginary friends was actually straight straight up cinema dude. I don't care what nobody says."}, {"start": 1214.5200000000002, "end": 1215.24, "text": " That show."}, {"start": 1218.7600000000002, "end": 1223.64, "text": " Zack and Cody. No, I never watched that slot. No, that show was goaded."}, {"start": 1225.8000000000002, "end": 1231.16, "text": " Odds are but if it was on Disney Channel, odds are I never watched it. I was not a Disney fan."}, {"start": 1231.16, "end": 1233.96, "text": " It was either Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon for me."}, {"start": 1233.96, "end": 1237.96, "text": " Straight up, I never was down with the Disney."}, {"start": 1237.96, "end": 1241.24, "text": " It was either Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon."}, {"start": 1241.24, "end": 1244.92, "text": " Straight up, I never, hardly ever,"}, {"start": 1244.92, "end": 1247.0, "text": " catch me clicking on the Disney channel."}, {"start": 1247.96, "end": 1249.48, "text": " Yeah, I watched Drake and Josh."}, {"start": 1249.48, "end": 1249.8000000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1253.8000000000002, "end": 1254.1200000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1257.0800000000002, "end": 1258.0400000000002, "text": " What about Chowder?"}, {"start": 1258.0400000000002, "end": 1260.1200000000001, "text": " I did watch a little bit of Chowder too."}, {"start": 1260.1200000000001, "end": 1260.3600000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1261.16, "end": 1271.16, "text": " I remember being in school. And"}, {"start": 1271.16, "end": 1274.16, "text": " there was this teen Titan side"}, {"start": 1274.16, "end": 1277.16, "text": " scroller computer game. Am I"}, {"start": 1277.16, "end": 1282.16, "text": " tripping? It was like a fighting"}, {"start": 1282.16, "end": 1287.16, "text": " game."}, {"start": 1287.16, "end": 1305.8400000000001, "text": " Wait, what was that game?"}, {"start": 1305.8400000000001, "end": 1311.8400000000001, "text": " What was that game?"}, {"start": 1311.84, "end": 1325.52, "text": " I don't know if it was on Gamecube, but I remember Battle Blitz."}, {"start": 1325.52, "end": 1329.12, "text": " Wait a minute!"}, {"start": 1329.12, "end": 1337.12, "text": " That can't be it."}, {"start": 1337.1200000000001, "end": 1357.48, "text": " This was it this was it bro I would do we would be in computer lab dog we would we would"}, {"start": 1357.48, "end": 1367.68, "text": " like play this game on the computers in the computer lab in school bro. I swear. Oh my"}, {"start": 1367.68, "end": 1377.88, "text": " goodness I remember this. Oh my goodness I remember this bro. Bro did anybody else play"}, {"start": 1377.88, "end": 1378.88, "text": " Ladies, dude?"}, {"start": 1386.3200000000002, "end": 1387.16, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 1393.2, "end": 1395.24, "text": " What a spammer!"}, {"start": 1395.24, "end": 1396.74, "text": " Good spamming, bud!"}, {"start": 1403.3600000000001, "end": 1405.2, "text": " Yeah, I used to play that on a computer"}, {"start": 1405.2, "end": 1407.48, "text": " in a computer lab, bro, I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 1407.88, "end": 1418.48, "text": " that was straight fire bro what character did you play I don't even remember"}, {"start": 1418.48, "end": 1427.2, "text": " it's been so long but I do I do remember I do remember playing it though"}, {"start": 1427.2, "end": 1429.2, "text": " Absolutely I do."}, {"start": 1432.2, "end": 1434.2, "text": " Shodoo!"}, {"start": 1435.2, "end": 1438.2, "text": " I see you play Siege now, Offstream."}, {"start": 1439.2, "end": 1442.2, "text": " Where did you see that dog? No, I do not. What?"}, {"start": 1444.2, "end": 1449.2, "text": " You must have saw an AI video because I absolutely do not play Siege, Offstream."}, {"start": 1451.2, "end": 1453.2, "text": " You are tripping."}, {"start": 1453.2, "end": 1460.2, "text": " Cap bro, why would I lie about that? When's the last time I played Siege?"}, {"start": 1469.28, "end": 1476.28, "text": " I haven't played Siege since April 17th of 2024."}, {"start": 1476.28, "end": 1482.06, "text": " I do not play siege all stream"}, {"start": 1485.3, "end": 1490.78, "text": " It was on tiktok it had to be be playing counter strike because I do not play siege all stream"}, {"start": 1494.04, "end": 1496.04, "text": " Absolutely not"}, {"start": 1500.44, "end": 1504.62, "text": " Every I will dabble on some counter strike a little bit though even though I suck"}, {"start": 1506.28, "end": 1516.28, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 1516.28, "end": 1527.12, "text": " It's out."}, {"start": 1527.12, "end": 1529.86, "text": " I showed y'all this yesterday."}, {"start": 1529.86, "end": 1533.56, "text": " You can officially get this today, big dog."}, {"start": 1533.56, "end": 1540.6799999999998, "text": " the six pack you can officially get this today at use cheeky comm and you can use discount code"}, {"start": 1540.6799999999998, "end": 1555.6399999999999, "text": " queso for 10% off quesos cocoa mo big dog it's some smell them good buddy straight smell them"}, {"start": 1555.64, "end": 1574.6000000000001, "text": " goods. What's it smell like? Greatness. The best thing ever, if you will. Perhaps even"}, {"start": 1574.6000000000001, "end": 1585.6000000000001, "text": " the greatest potentially ever perhaps maybe that's some smell them goods right"}, {"start": 1585.6000000000001, "end": 1591.2, "text": " there but what you tell me I don't play with me what you go oh yeah Chad I had a"}, {"start": 1591.2, "end": 1602.68, "text": " dream about horsey game by the way I had a dream I had a dream that I need to get"}, {"start": 1602.68, "end": 1607.68, "text": " one of the horses with the spring leg genetic modifier."}, {"start": 1608.8, "end": 1610.3600000000001, "text": " Yeah, I remember that one horse's name"}, {"start": 1610.3600000000001, "end": 1612.92, "text": " was like bow or something."}, {"start": 1612.92, "end": 1615.04, "text": " And he had like the spring leg thing"}, {"start": 1615.04, "end": 1616.16, "text": " where he would kind of like hop,"}, {"start": 1616.16, "end": 1618.24, "text": " like a rabbit a little bit."}, {"start": 1618.24, "end": 1619.68, "text": " Yeah, I remember that."}, {"start": 1619.68, "end": 1621.74, "text": " I had a dream that I needed to get a horse"}, {"start": 1621.74, "end": 1623.2, "text": " that has that genetic."}, {"start": 1624.72, "end": 1627.2, "text": " And no, it wasn't kickstand."}, {"start": 1627.2, "end": 1628.8, "text": " It was one that actually was like a spring."}, {"start": 1628.8, "end": 1631.72, "text": " It like went up and like, they were bouncing."}, {"start": 1631.72, "end": 1649.72, "text": " Paul's and I had a dream that if I get one of those, maybe, maybe there's a chance."}, {"start": 1649.72, "end": 1655.68, "text": " But chat, you know what steel doesn't make any sense, bro."}, {"start": 1655.68, "end": 1662.44, "text": " I got an alligator slash giraffe hybrid with DNA optimizer speed demon bro."}, {"start": 1662.44, "end": 1664.44, "text": " Where is the swap?"}, {"start": 1669.04, "end": 1672.72, "text": " If cases having dreams about the horse game, we've gone too far."}, {"start": 1672.76, "end": 1673.64, "text": " Oh, it has."}, {"start": 1675.16, "end": 1676.0800000000002, "text": " Oh, it has."}, {"start": 1678.4, "end": 1679.64, "text": " It really has."}, {"start": 1679.64, "end": 1680.0800000000002, "text": " It's gone."}, {"start": 1680.0800000000002, "end": 1681.3200000000002, "text": " It's gone too far."}, {"start": 1681.32, "end": 1707.32, "text": " Search the map up on Google, perhaps you're right, perhaps you are right."}, {"start": 1707.32, "end": 1717.32, "text": " This doesn't tell me anything."}, {"start": 1717.32, "end": 1725.32, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 1725.32, "end": 1729.32, "text": " Is that how you say that?"}, {"start": 1729.32, "end": 1732.32, "text": " How do you pronounce that?"}, {"start": 1732.32, "end": 1733.32, "text": " Shane?"}, {"start": 1733.32, "end": 1734.32, "text": " Shane Hawk?"}, {"start": 1734.32, "end": 1736.32, "text": " Yo, I'm going to call you Hawk."}, {"start": 1736.32, "end": 1739.86, "text": " Hawke with the hundred gifted subs."}, {"start": 1739.86, "end": 1741.8999999999999, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 1743.2, "end": 1746.28, "text": " W. Hawke with the hundred gifted."}, {"start": 1746.28, "end": 1748.3799999999999, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1749.6399999999999, "end": 1751.9199999999998, "text": " Appreciate that Hawke with the hundred."}, {"start": 1751.9199999999998, "end": 1753.84, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 1756.6399999999999, "end": 1759.76, "text": " W. Hawke for real with the 100 gifted subs."}, {"start": 1759.76, "end": 1761.8999999999999, "text": " That is absolutely insane."}, {"start": 1761.8999999999999, "end": 1764.08, "text": " And I appreciate that for real."}, {"start": 1764.08, "end": 1765.4399999999998, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1765.44, "end": 1768.1200000000001, "text": " W halt man. Thank you for the huh and darling"}, {"start": 1769.96, "end": 1771.96, "text": " W halt man"}, {"start": 1773.3200000000002, "end": 1775.56, "text": " Appreciate that now hold up"}, {"start": 1779.64, "end": 1781.8400000000001, "text": " Chat is this the swamp right here"}, {"start": 1790.8, "end": 1793.0, "text": " Okay, but another question is then"}, {"start": 1795.44, "end": 1798.64, "text": " This is this is also a swamp, right?"}, {"start": 1801.4, "end": 1803.4, "text": " My map looks different than this"}, {"start": 1812.96, "end": 1815.96, "text": " It's randomized. Oh, is it really? Oh"}, {"start": 1815.96, "end": 1827.0, "text": " Oh, it's randomized yo, Andrew with the five. Thank you, Andrew with the five preset that thank you"}, {"start": 1831.88, "end": 1837.56, "text": " Bro, this game is so deep. I can't I actually can't believe it. I saw a comment or something"}, {"start": 1838.1200000000001, "end": 1841.88, "text": " Saying I could get my trophies and do what with them. I can't remember what it said"}, {"start": 1845.96, "end": 1852.96, "text": " What's scaring me is people keep saying I haven't even seen like even a little bit of the monstrosities in this game."}, {"start": 1856.96, "end": 1858.96, "text": " Sell them at Sweeties."}, {"start": 1866.96, "end": 1869.96, "text": " Man, I'm getting all... I'm bootin' it up, get off me."}, {"start": 1869.96, "end": 1884.8400000000001, "text": " me boon it up whoo this is the best game ever man I swear I swear bro I swear it is dude"}, {"start": 1884.8400000000001, "end": 1899.24, "text": " I swear oh yeah oh yeah hey I'm about to start this episode off I'm about to get the"}, {"start": 1899.24, "end": 1906.44, "text": " the crib organized. No joke. I'm about to clear the crib out. I'm so serious. Great"}, {"start": 1906.44, "end": 1912.24, "text": " tabby cab with the five. Thank you. We're about to start. We're about to start. We're"}, {"start": 1912.24, "end": 1924.2, "text": " we need to. Okay, look, the crib is way too. You know what I mean? It's bad. We got to"}, {"start": 1924.2, "end": 1929.76, "text": " get rid of some people here. We got to figure out who we want to keep and who we want to"}, {"start": 1929.76, "end": 1936.04, "text": " get rid of. You suck. What about screensaver? Screen saver was just regular horse. You know"}, {"start": 1936.04, "end": 1937.04, "text": " what I mean?"}, {"start": 1937.04, "end": 1953.1200000000001, "text": " Oh, you know, I'll put screensaver in the wild. Maybe he'll pass down as genetics. We"}, {"start": 1953.1200000000001, "end": 1956.8000000000002, "text": " We have Algernon D. Horsey that we got out of the cave."}, {"start": 1956.8000000000002, "end": 1959.3200000000002, "text": " Well, it was a bone."}, {"start": 1959.3200000000002, "end": 1961.7600000000002, "text": " We'll leave him here."}, {"start": 1961.7600000000002, "end": 1962.7600000000002, "text": " We have Amphibian."}, {"start": 1962.7600000000002, "end": 1965.5200000000002, "text": " I think we put Amphibian in the retirement home."}, {"start": 1965.5200000000002, "end": 1967.7600000000002, "text": " Amphibian was goaded."}, {"start": 1967.7600000000002, "end": 1968.7600000000002, "text": " Satellites, whatever."}, {"start": 1968.7600000000002, "end": 1971.7600000000002, "text": " That's the, that's the descendant of Antana."}, {"start": 1971.7600000000002, "end": 1975.64, "text": " We got Kia and we got Marshmallow."}, {"start": 1975.64, "end": 1976.64, "text": " We might have to glue Marshmallow."}, {"start": 1976.64, "end": 1977.64, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 1977.64, "end": 1978.64, "text": " Do we glue Marshmallow?"}, {"start": 1978.64, "end": 1989.0400000000002, "text": " Hello. Yeah, we got to glue more smell here. We're going to get them boots back. All right."}, {"start": 1989.0400000000002, "end": 1996.2, "text": " Look, if you were not here last episode, which was yesterday, by the way, we still have yet"}, {"start": 1996.2, "end": 2008.1200000000001, "text": " to find. We still have yet to find anybody that can be faster than tater. It's crazy."}, {"start": 2008.1200000000001, "end": 2015.24, "text": " It's insane when you think about it."}, {"start": 2015.24, "end": 2020.2, "text": " Tater is still to this day, to this day the absolute dope."}, {"start": 2020.2, "end": 2024.24, "text": " No doubt about it."}, {"start": 2024.24, "end": 2028.0000000000002, "text": " Copy Marshmallow, not Marshmallow, ain't that good."}, {"start": 2028.0000000000002, "end": 2029.0000000000002, "text": " RIP Marshmallow."}, {"start": 2029.0, "end": 2038.84, "text": " I got the boots back, it's all right."}, {"start": 2038.84, "end": 2045.2, "text": " Now we've cleared out the home base here."}, {"start": 2045.2, "end": 2048.88, "text": " All we have is the human in the car."}, {"start": 2048.88, "end": 2055.16, "text": " Okay, that's all we have."}, {"start": 2055.16, "end": 2057.16, "text": " Let me drop some stuff off here."}, {"start": 2061.16, "end": 2064.16, "text": " Where should we start today, bro?"}, {"start": 2074.16, "end": 2076.16, "text": " Imma go try to find a swamp."}, {"start": 2082.16, "end": 2084.16, "text": " Do I go wider left?"}, {"start": 2086.1, "end": 2086.94, "text": " Top left."}, {"start": 2096.0, "end": 2097.64, "text": " This isn't Swampland, right?"}, {"start": 2097.64, "end": 2098.74, "text": " Is this Swampland?"}, {"start": 2102.8599999999997, "end": 2103.7, "text": " Who got some hay?"}, {"start": 2103.7, "end": 2104.54, "text": " I'll take that."}, {"start": 2107.96, "end": 2108.7999999999997, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2108.7999999999997, "end": 2110.3199999999997, "text": " I haven't been this far over here."}, {"start": 2110.3199999999997, "end": 2111.96, "text": " I don't, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 2111.96, "end": 2112.7999999999997, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2115.16, "end": 2130.2, "text": " Wait a minute, wait a minute."}, {"start": 2130.2, "end": 2133.8399999999997, "text": " Yo Bam Bam with the TN, this thing might be anti-flip."}, {"start": 2133.84, "end": 2135.84, "text": " Wait a second!"}, {"start": 2147.84, "end": 2148.84, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 2155.84, "end": 2156.84, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 2163.84, "end": 2179.2400000000002, "text": " Look here, it's slow, but hear me out."}, {"start": 2179.2400000000002, "end": 2182.52, "text": " I think it is impossible for this thing to flip over."}, {"start": 2182.52, "end": 2186.6000000000004, "text": " I think we need to keep this thing and breed it with something."}, {"start": 2186.6000000000004, "end": 2190.7200000000003, "text": " Because if we can breed this with something and it's actually fast and it has the head"}, {"start": 2190.7200000000003, "end": 2195.7200000000003, "text": " action in the in the center? There's a chance."}, {"start": 2195.7200000000003, "end": 2205.7200000000003, "text": " I'm naming him dead center. Let's go try to find an alligator real quick. Wait a minute."}, {"start": 2205.7200000000003, "end": 2213.7200000000003, "text": " That has potential, bruh. The car?"}, {"start": 2220.7200000000003, "end": 2222.7200000000003, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2239.2200000000003, "end": 2241.2200000000003, "text": " Potential!"}, {"start": 2248.0200000000004, "end": 2250.0200000000004, "text": " Potential here, what?!"}, {"start": 2280.7200000000003, "end": 2296.4800000000005, "text": " Do you think this thing can win a race?"}, {"start": 2296.48, "end": 2303.48, "text": " It can't flip!"}, {"start": 2303.48, "end": 2310.48, "text": " It can't flip!"}, {"start": 2310.48, "end": 2317.48, "text": " I'm gonna get you!"}, {"start": 2317.48, "end": 2322.48, "text": " I'm gonna get you!"}, {"start": 2322.48, "end": 2337.96, "text": " I'm putting no flip in a race, I do not care."}, {"start": 2337.96, "end": 2342.2, "text": " I think no flip could win one of these."}, {"start": 2342.2, "end": 2346.08, "text": " I'm dead serious, I think no flip could win this."}, {"start": 2346.08, "end": 2350.2999999999997, "text": " Pecan, Pecan looks kind of fast."}, {"start": 2353.18, "end": 2355.98, "text": " This is big cheese's offspring."}, {"start": 2358.66, "end": 2360.3199999999997, "text": " No flip, golly."}, {"start": 2362.24, "end": 2367.24, "text": " Horus, roast just a regular dude, Mutsu."}, {"start": 2369.46, "end": 2372.2599999999998, "text": " Oh my goodness, that's a descendant of salad days"}, {"start": 2372.2599999999998, "end": 2375.2799999999997, "text": " in Lance Corporal GG, Mutsu Wednesdays."}, {"start": 2376.08, "end": 2383.08, "text": " Hey, GG chat Mutsu wins these all. It is what it is. Send it."}, {"start": 2406.08, "end": 2406.92, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2410.46, "end": 2412.42, "text": " No flip! Wait a minute!"}, {"start": 2413.92, "end": 2415.92, "text": " [\"No Flip\"]"}, {"start": 2432.92, "end": 2434.18, "text": " You know what? Hear me out."}, {"start": 2434.18, "end": 2437.56, "text": " I think no flip has a chance to win a big boy race."}, {"start": 2437.56, "end": 2440.62, "text": " I'm gonna see if no flip can win this one too."}, {"start": 2440.62, "end": 2442.2999999999997, "text": " If no flip wins this,"}, {"start": 2442.2999999999997, "end": 2444.56, "text": " we're going straight to a big boy race."}, {"start": 2448.5, "end": 2449.56, "text": " Jelly donut."}, {"start": 2452.94, "end": 2454.94, "text": " Inventive step."}, {"start": 2454.94, "end": 2456.74, "text": " Why does bro look kind of fast?"}, {"start": 2456.74, "end": 2458.14, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 2458.14, "end": 2460.4199999999996, "text": " Wait, why does this horse look kind of fast?"}, {"start": 2460.42, "end": 2470.58, "text": " Okay, same one from last race, Solution Sphere, three races ain't want to single one low-key"}, {"start": 2470.58, "end": 2471.58, "text": " mid."}, {"start": 2471.58, "end": 2472.58, "text": " Send it."}, {"start": 2472.58, "end": 2473.58, "text": " That's a terrible start from no flip."}, {"start": 2473.58, "end": 2474.58, "text": " This is the worst start."}, {"start": 2474.58, "end": 2475.58, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 2475.58, "end": 2476.58, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 2476.58, "end": 2481.58, "text": " That's a terrible start from no flip."}, {"start": 2481.58, "end": 2483.58, "text": " This is the worst start."}, {"start": 2483.58, "end": 2485.58, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 2487.58, "end": 2488.58, "text": " Oh my go-"}, {"start": 2489.58, "end": 2491.58, "text": " Here I come!"}, {"start": 2491.58, "end": 2492.58, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2506.58, "end": 2508.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2536.58, "end": 2552.2599999999998, "text": " So quick, yeah, over here at KSOS Horse Racing Legacy."}, {"start": 2552.2599999999998, "end": 2554.62, "text": " We do not accept nothing but the best."}, {"start": 2554.62, "end": 2556.62, "text": " You mess up once, you're dead."}, {"start": 2556.62, "end": 2562.98, "text": " You're turned into a Elmer's Glue State Mud."}, {"start": 2562.98, "end": 2571.14, "text": " I am at top left here. I just want to tell y'all there's no swamp here by the way"}, {"start": 2592.98, "end": 2599.98, "text": " Is this swamp?"}, {"start": 2599.98, "end": 2608.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2608.98, "end": 2618.98, "text": " Blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 2618.98, "end": 2627.98, "text": " Go down, we already did that."}, {"start": 2627.98, "end": 2634.98, "text": " Bottom, middle, bottom right, all right, man."}, {"start": 2634.98, "end": 2636.98, "text": " The sound of the alligator is even good, by the way."}, {"start": 2636.98, "end": 2639.98, "text": " What do y'all want me to get an alligator so bad for?"}, {"start": 2639.98, "end": 2641.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2660.78, "end": 2662.78, "text": " Love it, there's some crazy out here"}, {"start": 2669.98, "end": 2676.98, "text": " Oh, you're coming home with me!"}, {"start": 2676.98, "end": 2685.98, "text": " Oh, you're coming home with me!"}, {"start": 2685.98, "end": 2687.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2715.98, "end": 2716.82, "text": " Wait, let me come."}, {"start": 2729.7, "end": 2731.7, "text": " Is this what I was yesterday?"}, {"start": 2738.82, "end": 2739.66, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 2742.26, "end": 2745.02, "text": " Chad, I think, I don't think there's a swamp in this game."}, {"start": 2745.02, "end": 2748.02, "text": " Why are the alligators so elusive?"}, {"start": 2766.02, "end": 2769.02, "text": " I see potential here, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 2770.02, "end": 2772.02, "text": " Not you though!"}, {"start": 2775.02, "end": 2776.02, "text": " You."}, {"start": 2776.02, "end": 2777.02, "text": " No, you."}, {"start": 2777.02, "end": 2778.02, "text": " You."}, {"start": 2778.02, "end": 2779.02, "text": " Too old."}, {"start": 2779.02, "end": 2780.02, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2780.02, "end": 2781.02, "text": " Which direction do I go exactly?"}, {"start": 2781.02, "end": 2782.02, "text": " I'll go right down."}, {"start": 2782.02, "end": 2783.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2783.02, "end": 2784.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2784.02, "end": 2785.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2785.02, "end": 2786.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2786.02, "end": 2787.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2787.02, "end": 2788.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2788.02, "end": 2789.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2789.02, "end": 2790.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2790.02, "end": 2791.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2791.02, "end": 2792.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2792.02, "end": 2793.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2793.02, "end": 2794.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2794.02, "end": 2795.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2795.02, "end": 2796.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2796.02, "end": 2797.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2797.02, "end": 2798.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2798.02, "end": 2799.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2799.02, "end": 2800.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2800.02, "end": 2801.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2801.02, "end": 2802.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2802.02, "end": 2803.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2803.02, "end": 2804.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2804.02, "end": 2806.02, "text": " What direction do I go exactly from this point?"}, {"start": 2806.02, "end": 2809.02, "text": " The right, chat there ain't no swamp on this map man."}, {"start": 2809.02, "end": 2816.02, "text": " I was here yesterday too."}, {"start": 2816.02, "end": 2821.02, "text": " Yo Zereth with the five."}, {"start": 2828.02, "end": 2829.02, "text": " Under the power plant?"}, {"start": 2829.02, "end": 2830.02, "text": " Okay I can feel that."}, {"start": 2830.02, "end": 2834.42, "text": " There's one to go to the power plant"}, {"start": 2844.54, "end": 2846.54, "text": " Wait, this is it"}, {"start": 2860.02, "end": 2869.62, "text": " They won't be underwater, so they're on the surface?"}, {"start": 2869.62, "end": 2875.7, "text": " See, what is this place?"}, {"start": 2875.7, "end": 2880.66, "text": " Wait, you get them from bones?"}, {"start": 2880.66, "end": 2886.74, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 2886.7400000000002, "end": 2893.7400000000002, "text": " You can't even dig this up though."}, {"start": 2893.7400000000002, "end": 2904.7400000000002, "text": " This game haunts my dreams at night, true."}, {"start": 2904.7400000000002, "end": 2909.42, "text": " Under the power plant."}, {"start": 2909.42, "end": 2911.42, "text": " So we go back to the power plant."}, {"start": 2939.42, "end": 2950.42, "text": " potential. What is that one to blow up with these?"}, {"start": 2950.42, "end": 2976.42, "text": " Wait Chad, this one might have potential actually, I'm keeping it too."}, {"start": 2976.42, "end": 2978.42, "text": " Oh my goodness, what is that?"}, {"start": 3036.42, "end": 3062.82, "text": " I'll do a circus later. So do I go directly down to get to the swamp now?"}, {"start": 3062.82, "end": 3063.6600000000003, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 3067.9, "end": 3068.7400000000002, "text": " We found it!"}, {"start": 3071.82, "end": 3072.6600000000003, "text": " This is it!"}, {"start": 3081.34, "end": 3082.94, "text": " There ain't no alligator!"}, {"start": 3085.3, "end": 3086.1400000000003, "text": " Horse, huh?"}, {"start": 3087.7000000000003, "end": 3088.54, "text": " Dig?"}, {"start": 3092.82, "end": 3097.2200000000003, "text": " So if I find a bone, it's gonna be an alligator."}, {"start": 3097.2200000000003, "end": 3098.2200000000003, "text": " Is that what you're telling me?"}, {"start": 3098.2200000000003, "end": 3110.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, those are clean."}, {"start": 3110.7200000000003, "end": 3115.82, "text": " This is not the swamp."}, {"start": 3115.82, "end": 3116.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3116.82, "end": 3123.82, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 3123.82, "end": 3128.82, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 3128.82, "end": 3137.82, "text": " What is that going to be?"}, {"start": 3137.82, "end": 3147.9, "text": " What is that going to be?"}, {"start": 3147.9, "end": 3160.9, "text": " Just look it up now, that would spoil it."}, {"start": 3160.9, "end": 3182.4, "text": " Bro that's not an alligator SHUT UP NERD!"}, {"start": 3182.4, "end": 3210.6800000000003, "text": " There's the map I left."}, {"start": 3210.6800000000003, "end": 3211.6800000000003, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 3211.6800000000003, "end": 3217.6800000000003, "text": " Three to bits with a five."}, {"start": 3217.6800000000003, "end": 3234.6800000000003, "text": " We have too many horses in here, hold on."}, {"start": 3234.6800000000003, "end": 3239.6800000000003, "text": " We have too many horses here, hold on."}, {"start": 3244.6800000000003, "end": 3249.6800000000003, "text": " Chat, where is the dad gum thing, dude?"}, {"start": 3249.6800000000003, "end": 3265.1600000000003, "text": " You all don't know where it's at, y'all been lying to us all the time, y'all don't even"}, {"start": 3265.1600000000003, "end": 3266.4800000000005, "text": " know where it's at."}, {"start": 3266.4800000000005, "end": 3275.6800000000003, "text": " Y'all don't even know where it's at!"}, {"start": 3275.6800000000003, "end": 3294.32, "text": " too old I have an idea I have an idea type one if you want to see my idea"}, {"start": 3305.6800000000003, "end": 3321.8, "text": " Let's see what this random one I found was, or whatever it does, what?"}, {"start": 3321.8, "end": 3327.88, "text": " Okay let's see how you do."}, {"start": 3327.88, "end": 3328.88, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 3340.88, "end": 3342.88, "text": " Dude, yo tricks with the five."}, {"start": 3347.88, "end": 3350.88, "text": " Booth, I'm worried about, I'm not worried about him being fast."}, {"start": 3350.88, "end": 3352.88, "text": " I'm saying there's potential we breed him."}, {"start": 3355.88, "end": 3356.88, "text": " I have an idea."}, {"start": 3357.88, "end": 3364.88, "text": " That might be crazy there!"}, {"start": 3364.88, "end": 3367.88, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 3367.88, "end": 3374.88, "text": " This might be crazy!"}, {"start": 3417.88, "end": 3438.32, "text": " I'm racing him."}, {"start": 3438.32, "end": 3442.88, "text": " I'm naming him Jail sale feeding trade slot because it looks like he has one on his side."}, {"start": 3442.88, "end": 3443.88, "text": " Send it."}, {"start": 3443.88, "end": 3457.1600000000003, "text": " Let's go. Let's see if jail cell feeding trace slot can get it done. Okay, who do we got?"}, {"start": 3457.1600000000003, "end": 3464.76, "text": " Wow, this thing looked, oh my goodness, what is this? Flappy? Flappy's gonna instantaneously"}, {"start": 3464.76, "end": 3471.04, "text": " tip over. We ain't worried about Flappy. Moo Moo? I don't know about Moo Moo. Marmalade,"}, {"start": 3471.04, "end": 3474.24, "text": " I think jail cell feeding tray slot wins this."}, {"start": 3475.24, "end": 3476.08, "text": " Send it."}, {"start": 3506.08, "end": 3529.88, "text": " Who is Bob's best pal?"}, {"start": 3529.88, "end": 3535.92, "text": " I'm going to go steal this horse right here."}, {"start": 3535.92, "end": 3553.96, "text": " Zoe with the TNW Zoe. Get the dog who's selling it. Peace, idiot."}, {"start": 3553.96, "end": 3563.2, "text": " Okay, does the Giselle have spring legs?"}, {"start": 3563.2, "end": 3566.76, "text": " That's what I had a dream about last night."}, {"start": 3566.76, "end": 3571.28, "text": " It does."}, {"start": 3571.28, "end": 3573.36, "text": " The Giselle has spring legs."}, {"start": 3573.36, "end": 3578.28, "text": " So if I do this, it ain't go dead center."}, {"start": 3578.28, "end": 3583.28, "text": " Wait a minute. Wait a minute."}, {"start": 3583.28, "end": 3590.28, "text": " Wait just a minute. Wait just a minute. Wait just a minute. Wait just a minute."}, {"start": 3590.28, "end": 3596.28, "text": " I had a dream about this!"}, {"start": 3596.28, "end": 3601.28, "text": " Why don't you have the spree-"}, {"start": 3601.28, "end": 3603.28, "text": " Why don't you have the script!"}, {"start": 3631.28, "end": 3660.28, "text": " This thing is gonna be slow as Christmas chat. Oh my goodness. It's so front heavy!"}, {"start": 3660.28, "end": 3685.28, "text": " Give it boots."}, {"start": 3685.28, "end": 3707.28, "text": " Hey, everybody's getting glued, I do not care."}, {"start": 3707.28, "end": 3718.28, "text": " Yeah, that's why I just glued a human."}, {"start": 3718.28, "end": 3721.52, "text": " Yeah, that's why I just glued a human."}, {"start": 3721.52, "end": 3722.52, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 3722.52, "end": 3724.52, "text": " What are you going to do about it?"}, {"start": 3724.52, "end": 3726.52, "text": " Anything to get the dub."}, {"start": 3726.52, "end": 3728.52, "text": " Let's get rid of you two."}, {"start": 3728.52, "end": 3734.52, "text": " I'm not going to kill you, though."}, {"start": 3734.52, "end": 3763.28, "text": " Wait, wait, that's, wait, that's what I told ya!"}, {"start": 3763.28, "end": 3764.28, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 3769.28, "end": 3770.28, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 3787.28, "end": 3791.28, "text": " I'm named a landmaster that looks like an outline of a landmass on its fur."}, {"start": 3791.28, "end": 3794.28, "text": " I'm racing him."}, {"start": 3798.28, "end": 3802.28, "text": " Let's go, let's race him here!"}, {"start": 3802.28, "end": 3807.28, "text": " Oh my goodness, we're racing against the dog and Biggles."}, {"start": 3807.28, "end": 3811.28, "text": " Look at this, Goober!"}, {"start": 3811.28, "end": 3827.0, "text": " If Biggles wins this race, I'm cutting the stream off instantaneously like I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 3827.0, "end": 3829.1200000000003, "text": " This looks like a tough race for landmass here."}, {"start": 3829.1200000000003, "end": 3833.6400000000003, "text": " We're going to get, say, literal dog, by the way."}, {"start": 3833.64, "end": 3840.64, "text": " Why is that going so fast?"}, {"start": 3840.64, "end": 3849.64, "text": " That's not even fair!"}, {"start": 3849.64, "end": 3852.4, "text": " Why is that dog so fast?"}, {"start": 3852.4, "end": 3853.9, "text": " That's not even fair!"}, {"start": 3865.98, "end": 3868.04, "text": " Who do I go to buy that from?"}, {"start": 3868.04, "end": 3869.2, "text": " Somebody's gonna..."}, {"start": 3870.92, "end": 3871.7599999999998, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3873.0, "end": 3875.48, "text": " Hold on before you race that dog again, look here."}, {"start": 3875.48, "end": 3876.7, "text": " My name is Case."}, {"start": 3877.64, "end": 3879.2, "text": " I am a multi..."}, {"start": 3879.64, "end": 3884.92, "text": " multi-international race winner. I have one of the fastest horses in history named Tater."}, {"start": 3884.92, "end": 3901.08, "text": " In other words, I got motion. Is that dog for sale? Yes, Bob's best pal. He is. Just name your price."}, {"start": 3901.08, "end": 3913.08, "text": " right okay okay thank you"}, {"start": 3913.08, "end": 3915.08, "text": " I just worked out a deal"}, {"start": 3923.08, "end": 3925.08, "text": " I just worked out a deal"}, {"start": 3931.08, "end": 3933.08, "text": " $880 I'll take them."}, {"start": 3933.08, "end": 3935.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3950.08, "end": 3952.08, "text": " Chat our new legacy?"}, {"start": 3952.08, "end": 3955.08, "text": " Post Tater Legacy starts right now."}, {"start": 3991.08, "end": 3996.08, "text": " We just found something faster than data."}, {"start": 4021.08, "end": 4028.08, "text": " Magnetic with the 5."}, {"start": 4028.08, "end": 4036.08, "text": " I gotta get this thing's DNA right now."}, {"start": 4036.08, "end": 4037.08, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 4037.08, "end": 4038.08, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 4038.08, "end": 4039.08, "text": " It is legitimately undeniable."}, {"start": 4039.08, "end": 4042.08, "text": " This thing is, like, I don't even think it's just faster than Tater."}, {"start": 4042.08, "end": 4047.08, "text": " It's 10 times faster than Tater, like I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 4047.08, "end": 4052.08, "text": " Tater's legacy is over."}, {"start": 4052.08, "end": 4057.08, "text": " Chat Tater's legacy is over."}, {"start": 4077.08, "end": 4098.08, "text": " You're staying here!"}, {"start": 4098.08, "end": 4120.42, "text": " Are y'all ready for Tater's legacy to be over?"}, {"start": 4120.42, "end": 4122.38, "text": " It's over now."}, {"start": 4122.38, "end": 4126.26, "text": " Chad, it's actually over, dawg."}, {"start": 4126.26, "end": 4133.860000000001, "text": " It's finally, we finally found something faster than Tater."}, {"start": 4133.860000000001, "end": 4137.66, "text": " Not only did we find something faster than Tater, I think it's monumentally faster than"}, {"start": 4137.66, "end": 4138.66, "text": " Tater."}, {"start": 4168.66, "end": 4197.78, "text": " Are you ready for the race of the absolute century?"}, {"start": 4197.78, "end": 4210.78, "text": " Are you ready for the absolute race of the century?"}, {"start": 4210.78, "end": 4212.179999999999, "text": " Wait, bro needs meat?"}, {"start": 4212.179999999999, "end": 4212.9, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 4223.0199999999995, "end": 4225.219999999999, "text": " Chat, which one is this?"}, {"start": 4225.219999999999, "end": 4227.5, "text": " Is this Tater's DNA right here?"}, {"start": 4227.5, "end": 4229.5, "text": " This is Tater's DNA on the right, right?"}, {"start": 4234.82, "end": 4237.82, "text": " Tater, and then the one right below Tater is the dog."}, {"start": 4239.38, "end": 4240.34, "text": " How do I feed him?"}, {"start": 4240.34, "end": 4241.9, "text": " Does he have to go eat somebody?"}, {"start": 4241.9, "end": 4245.4, "text": " [\"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy\"]"}, {"start": 4255.26, "end": 4256.1, "text": " Shoot a horse?"}, {"start": 4256.1, "end": 4256.94, "text": " I gotta go!"}, {"start": 4257.5, "end": 4269.62, "text": " The tint in the south and hunt for me."}, {"start": 4269.62, "end": 4270.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4270.62, "end": 4295.62, "text": " I'll feed him a bone right underneath it, you might be right."}, {"start": 4295.62, "end": 4297.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4325.62, "end": 4328.62, "text": " The team with the guns this way!"}, {"start": 4328.62, "end": 4329.62, "text": " Yep!"}, {"start": 4344.62, "end": 4346.62, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 4355.62, "end": 4362.62, "text": " what is that star on the map what is that"}, {"start": 4385.62, "end": 4392.62, "text": " Oh my goodness, no way."}, {"start": 4392.62, "end": 4401.62, "text": " Oh, that speeds up the time!"}, {"start": 4401.62, "end": 4406.62, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 4406.62, "end": 4408.62, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 4412.62, "end": 4414.62, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 4424.62, "end": 4426.62, "text": " What a swamp!"}, {"start": 4436.62, "end": 4462.62, "text": " I'm 99% sure there is no swamp, yeah."}, {"start": 4462.62, "end": 4469.62, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 4469.62, "end": 4476.62, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 4476.62, "end": 4482.62, "text": " What if we find something to eat at?"}, {"start": 4482.62, "end": 4483.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4483.62, "end": 4487.62, "text": " Where's the place?"}, {"start": 4487.62, "end": 4491.78, "text": " I think we'll find something to eat at."}, {"start": 4491.78, "end": 4495.78, "text": " Whoa, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the?"}, {"start": 4499.78, "end": 4502.12, "text": " Greedy Island, wait a minute."}, {"start": 4517.62, "end": 4542.58, "text": " could that be it could that be it right there chat could that bone be it"}, {"start": 4547.62, "end": 4550.42, "text": " There's a cave down there."}, {"start": 4550.42, "end": 4552.9, "text": " There's no animals here."}, {"start": 4552.900000000001, "end": 4559.900000000001, "text": " How do I know what a bad one is?"}, {"start": 4582.900000000001, "end": 4588.9800000000005, "text": " chat what are y'all saying? chat there's nothing in the cave bro there's never"}, {"start": 4588.9800000000005, "end": 4594.740000000001, "text": " anything in any cave dig the mountain"}, {"start": 4596.580000000001, "end": 4600.34, "text": " I don't think y'all know what y'all talking about"}, {"start": 4612.900000000001, "end": 4614.900000000001, "text": " Is that an ice skate?"}, {"start": 4631.900000000001, "end": 4636.900000000001, "text": " I am fully convinced at this point that y'all made up the alligators and made up the entire swamp."}, {"start": 4636.900000000001, "end": 4639.900000000001, "text": " This is in no means a spy, no means a swamp, by the way."}, {"start": 4639.900000000001, "end": 4643.900000000001, "text": " the way. Y'all are like fully trippin, dude."}, {"start": 4648.780000000001, "end": 4654.72, "text": " I did research that gators appear over some body of looks like a pond."}, {"start": 4654.740000000001, "end": 4656.02, "text": " No digging involved."}, {"start": 4656.02, "end": 4657.9800000000005, "text": " You have to lasso them when they sleep."}, {"start": 4665.18, "end": 4667.9800000000005, "text": " So you'll just randomly see them is what you're saying."}, {"start": 4669.900000000001, "end": 4676.900000000001, "text": " This game is crazy chat bro what?"}, {"start": 4676.900000000001, "end": 4689.900000000001, "text": " Okay S.J. thank you."}, {"start": 4689.900000000001, "end": 4695.900000000001, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 4695.900000000001, "end": 4702.900000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 4702.900000000001, "end": 4707.900000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 4707.900000000001, "end": 4722.900000000001, "text": " Chaff, this is a great moment, but a sad moment."}, {"start": 4722.900000000001, "end": 4730.34, "text": " bittersweet you might add yes i think we finally found something that is faster than tater"}, {"start": 4731.22, "end": 4735.06, "text": " but it's bittersweet because we found something faster than tater"}, {"start": 4737.22, "end": 4738.26, "text": " it's kind of sad"}, {"start": 4746.1, "end": 4748.26, "text": " i'm waiting 40 seconds so they get out of the ads"}, {"start": 4752.900000000001, "end": 4762.64, "text": " Tater's legacy was great and it was a long legacy but I think we start a new"}, {"start": 4762.64, "end": 4766.360000000001, "text": " legacy here of Bob's best panel."}, {"start": 4774.860000000001, "end": 4778.360000000001, "text": " 13 seconds."}, {"start": 4782.900000000001, "end": 4792.14, "text": " I say it's a close race. I really don't even think it will be. I think Bob's best pal is about to gustator"}, {"start": 4793.34, "end": 4798.68, "text": " This is about to be the first time ever that something makes tater look slow, which I never thought I would be saying"}, {"start": 4812.900000000001, "end": 4836.700000000001, "text": " I think that's it for Tater's legacy, man."}, {"start": 4836.700000000001, "end": 4840.1, "text": " Go to the neighbor's house with your DNA from your best animals."}, {"start": 4840.1, "end": 4850.9800000000005, "text": " has a lab that you can optimize all your genes with? What? Do it again. Is there ever a universe"}, {"start": 4850.9800000000005, "end": 4852.9800000000005, "text": " What's that tater can beat Bob's best pal, man?"}, {"start": 4880.9800000000005, "end": 4887.860000000001, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 4887.860000000001, "end": 4894.26, "text": " Chater's legacy is it's it's done man."}, {"start": 4894.26, "end": 4905.06, "text": " Crispy with the five."}, {"start": 4905.06, "end": 4920.02, "text": " the sign what sign oh you can extend the race let's do a 20 for long one more"}, {"start": 4920.02, "end": 4927.02, "text": " Y'all ready?"}, {"start": 4950.02, "end": 4960.02, "text": " Let's get a refund on that."}, {"start": 4960.02, "end": 4970.02, "text": " Yo Groovy with the 5W, Groovy with the 5."}, {"start": 4970.02, "end": 4977.02, "text": " Grig, bro, we're seeing which one's faster and tip over literally does not count in a"}, {"start": 4977.02, "end": 4979.02, "text": " This race are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 4980.52, "end": 4982.52, "text": " Yo macho with the team"}, {"start": 4987.860000000001, "end": 4994.240000000001, "text": " He's inconsistent. I don't think he is though because that's the first time he's flipped. I didn't even think he could flip"}, {"start": 4994.24, "end": 5009.12, "text": " to keep it fair. We'll refund"}, {"start": 5009.12, "end": 5010.179999999999, "text": " that since Tater Flip. If y'all"}, {"start": 5010.179999999999, "end": 5011.82, "text": " to keep it fair refund since"}, {"start": 5011.82, "end": 5014.0599999999995, "text": " Tater Flip. Yep. We play it"}, {"start": 5014.0599999999995, "end": 5019.099999999999, "text": " both ways. Even though I think"}, {"start": 5019.099999999999, "end": 5020.16, "text": " it's over, Chad, I think it's"}, {"start": 5020.16, "end": 5023.5, "text": " over. Chad, salute to Tater"}, {"start": 5023.5, "end": 5039.74, "text": " We can still say this, I will still say this, Tater is the fastest horse, still, just Bob's"}, {"start": 5039.74, "end": 5051.1, "text": " best pal is obviously a dog, man."}, {"start": 5051.1, "end": 5057.1, "text": " I messed up. But once I pay attention to refund it, run it again. Taters it won Bob's Best Pallet too, man."}, {"start": 5069.1, "end": 5076.1, "text": " Now the question is, chat, will there ever be anything better faster than Bob's Best Pallet?"}, {"start": 5076.1, "end": 5080.1, "text": " There is no universe unless a catastrophic flip over were to happen."}, {"start": 5080.1, "end": 5087.1, "text": " to happen. Where Tater can beat Bob's best pal. I never thought I'd see the day man."}, {"start": 5092.26, "end": 5099.26, "text": " Breed them? I think it would unironically make Bob's jeans slower if I'd breed them with Tater."}, {"start": 5099.26, "end": 5118.26, "text": " Re-funded again, man. It's under. Just refunded again. That's cool."}, {"start": 5118.26, "end": 5123.26, "text": " Bring B&A with the five."}, {"start": 5123.26, "end": 5136.14, "text": " I need to go have a conversation with the original tater man."}, {"start": 5136.14, "end": 5143.14, "text": " How do you do?"}, {"start": 5143.14, "end": 5146.14, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5146.14, "end": 5165.14, "text": " Tater Man, your legacy, your genetics, your speed, has carried us to a net worth of 25"}, {"start": 5165.14, "end": 5168.6, "text": " of $25,000, Tater."}, {"start": 5168.6, "end": 5172.68, "text": " All of our success has stemmed from you, Tater."}, {"start": 5172.68, "end": 5174.72, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 5174.72, "end": 5177.04, "text": " You will forever still in my eyes."}, {"start": 5179.8, "end": 5180.52, "text": " Be the goat."}, {"start": 5183.6, "end": 5186.6, "text": " Always."}, {"start": 5186.6, "end": 5187.88, "text": " Yo, Ligma with the five."}, {"start": 5191.64, "end": 5192.84, "text": " Aw, bent it."}, {"start": 5195.14, "end": 5204.62, "text": " You will always still be the goat, Titer."}, {"start": 5204.62, "end": 5209.9800000000005, "text": " So y'all are saying bring the DNA to my neighbor's house?"}, {"start": 5209.9800000000005, "end": 5212.02, "text": " Is it this?"}, {"start": 5212.02, "end": 5214.3, "text": " Is it Bob?"}, {"start": 5214.3, "end": 5217.62, "text": " The modern house?"}, {"start": 5217.62, "end": 5221.38, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 5221.38, "end": 5223.38, "text": " The modern house?"}, {"start": 5224.38, "end": 5226.38, "text": " Are you saying the suburban house?"}, {"start": 5236.68, "end": 5238.96, "text": " I'm gonna keep it a stag which although forgot where that was"}, {"start": 5251.38, "end": 5277.06, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 5277.06, "end": 5288.3, "text": " So do I bring Bob's DNA to this dude right here?"}, {"start": 5288.3, "end": 5292.42, "text": " This is Bob's DNA, man."}, {"start": 5292.42, "end": 5294.740000000001, "text": " What do we do about wheels?"}, {"start": 5294.740000000001, "end": 5306.900000000001, "text": " Is wheels going to be worth anything, bro?"}, {"start": 5306.900000000001, "end": 5324.34, "text": " So we pour Bob's DNA in here."}, {"start": 5324.34, "end": 5326.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5350.46, "end": 5352.46, "text": " What"}, {"start": 5354.34, "end": 5384.02, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 5384.02, "end": 5387.9400000000005, "text": " What do I do with the floppy disk?"}, {"start": 5387.9400000000005, "end": 5390.9400000000005, "text": " Combine the disk with a new horse."}, {"start": 5414.02, "end": 5436.42, "text": " Do I put this horse in here and then put the disc in here?"}, {"start": 5436.42, "end": 5439.42, "text": " Now I hit DNA and now I hit gene drive."}, {"start": 5466.42, "end": 5470.42, "text": " He weighs one pound more than Bob!"}, {"start": 5476.42, "end": 5478.42, "text": " I gotta go shoot a horse real quick, I'm sorry!"}, {"start": 5480.42, "end": 5482.42, "text": " AHH! I'm sorry!"}, {"start": 5489.42, "end": 5490.42, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 5496.42, "end": 5523.1, "text": " I'm nervous is this thing gonna be faster than Bob's best pal?"}, {"start": 5523.1, "end": 5525.1, "text": " Bob vs. Evil Bob"}, {"start": 5525.1, "end": 5531.1, "text": " Bob's best for Evil Bob weighs exactly one pound more than Bob's best pal by the way"}, {"start": 5542.1, "end": 5546.1, "text": " Evil Bob at one Bob's best pal at two at..."}, {"start": 5549.1, "end": 5551.1, "text": " I'm scared!"}, {"start": 5553.1, "end": 5555.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5567.5, "end": 5569.5, "text": " Already"}, {"start": 5583.1, "end": 5606.620000000001, "text": " How? How did he win last second? How did Evil Bob win last second?"}, {"start": 5606.62, "end": 5610.78, "text": " Double bob it one, bombs miss pallet two again."}, {"start": 5618.78, "end": 5619.62, "text": " 12.30."}, {"start": 5628.58, "end": 5629.42, "text": " 20."}, {"start": 5636.62, "end": 5643.62, "text": " He really is evil?"}, {"start": 5666.62, "end": 5669.12, "text": " You moved it so close!"}, {"start": 5669.12, "end": 5671.12, "text": " That is crazy!"}, {"start": 5678.12, "end": 5680.12, "text": " I know what to do."}, {"start": 5680.12, "end": 5681.12, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 5683.12, "end": 5685.12, "text": " I know what to do."}, {"start": 5726.62, "end": 5733.62, "text": " Are you hearing me out?"}, {"start": 5756.62, "end": 5772.38, "text": " This is Bob's right here, right?"}, {"start": 5772.38, "end": 5775.9, "text": " No, this is Evil Bob's."}, {"start": 5775.9, "end": 5779.98, "text": " We're putting Evil Bob's up here."}, {"start": 5779.98, "end": 5781.98, "text": " Remember that."}, {"start": 5781.9800000000005, "end": 5783.9800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5811.9800000000005, "end": 5825.660000000001, "text": " this is a mix between Tater and Bob this is what it came out to"}, {"start": 5841.9800000000005, "end": 5871.820000000001, "text": " We are putting Bob against the midst of Peter and Bob!"}, {"start": 5871.82, "end": 5878.82, "text": " I look at the wrong Bob, hold up, we've done that."}, {"start": 5878.82, "end": 5885.0199999999995, "text": " Evil Bob's faster."}, {"start": 5885.0199999999995, "end": 5889.9, "text": " Science has gone too far, it really has."}, {"start": 5889.9, "end": 5890.9, "text": " Science has gone too far."}, {"start": 5890.900000000001, "end": 5908.540000000001, "text": " Alexander with the five. Thank you the mix between the two evil Bob and two Bob's best"}, {"start": 5908.54, "end": 5915.54, "text": " There's no way that that the one up top is faster than the bobs."}, {"start": 5915.54, "end": 5918.54, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 5938.54, "end": 5945.54, "text": " There's no way, oh my god, wait!"}, {"start": 5945.54, "end": 5950.54, "text": " We created the fastest day ever!"}, {"start": 5950.54, "end": 5952.54, "text": " There it is!"}, {"start": 5952.54, "end": 5955.54, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 5955.54, "end": 5956.54, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 5956.54, "end": 5959.54, "text": " Oh my god, no way, no way, no way."}, {"start": 5959.54, "end": 5963.54, "text": " After all of the research, all of the experiments that we did,"}, {"start": 5963.54, "end": 5966.54, "text": " the fastest thing that we have created,"}, {"start": 5966.54, "end": 5970.54, "text": " The fastest thing that we have created just looks like a horse with cat ears."}, {"start": 5980.54, "end": 5982.54, "text": " How is it so fast?"}, {"start": 5982.54, "end": 5989.54, "text": " That is one."}, {"start": 5989.54, "end": 5994.54, "text": " Equal Bomb at two, regular Bomb at three."}, {"start": 5994.54, "end": 6003.54, "text": " Do another one just to make sure."}, {"start": 6003.54, "end": 6031.48, "text": " Somebody in the chats literally named Tater Bob and somebody said Tater Bob is better."}, {"start": 6031.4800000000005, "end": 6033.4800000000005, "text": " What are the odds of that?"}, {"start": 6039.4800000000005, "end": 6041.4800000000005, "text": " Tater Bob?"}, {"start": 6041.4800000000005, "end": 6043.4800000000005, "text": " Tater Bob?"}, {"start": 6045.4800000000005, "end": 6050.4800000000005, "text": " Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is ye- ye- no, this is- this too good."}, {"start": 6053.4800000000005, "end": 6055.4800000000005, "text": " Bobcat!"}, {"start": 6061.4800000000005, "end": 6083.660000000001, "text": " I'm going to be so real with y'all right here."}, {"start": 6083.660000000001, "end": 6089.000000000001, "text": " When I first discovered Bob, I actually didn't think anything could be faster than Bob."}, {"start": 6089.0, "end": 6103.64, "text": " I'm dead serious I'm going to race them right now"}, {"start": 6107.24, "end": 6112.96, "text": " chat work this thing is Bobcats about to make us rich chat oh my goodness I"}, {"start": 6112.96, "end": 6114.96, "text": " I can't believe we've done it."}, {"start": 6114.96, "end": 6116.96, "text": " I can't believe we've done it."}, {"start": 6116.96, "end": 6140.28, "text": " The next episode will be about the"}, {"start": 6140.28, "end": 6142.28, "text": " What kind of first dude?"}, {"start": 6142.28, "end": 6147.96, "text": " It legitimately does not matter who we're up against."}, {"start": 6147.96, "end": 6150.4, "text": " I know for a fact that this is going to be a non-competitor."}, {"start": 6150.4, "end": 6158.04, "text": " I mean, Lord have mercy, stomach's dragging the ground."}, {"start": 6158.04, "end": 6165.5599999999995, "text": " Why is jail cell feeding tray slot in here?"}, {"start": 6165.56, "end": 6193.96, "text": " It's like watching Usain Bolt race high schoolers, dude."}, {"start": 6193.96, "end": 6197.96, "text": " He stopped halfway through and just sat there for like two seconds."}, {"start": 6197.96, "end": 6200.96, "text": " That's my opinion."}, {"start": 6200.96, "end": 6205.96, "text": " Evil mama."}, {"start": 6205.96, "end": 6216.96, "text": " Champion race."}, {"start": 6216.96, "end": 6224.24, "text": " No, I have to win two races with them before we have to go to the champion race."}, {"start": 6224.24, "end": 6225.84, "text": " You know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 6225.84, "end": 6229.92, "text": " We're guaranteed to win with Evil Bob and Regular Bob, too."}, {"start": 6229.92, "end": 6236.96, "text": " But they are still slower than Bobcat."}, {"start": 6236.96, "end": 6261.28, "text": " Yo, Evil Bob, are you good, bro?"}, {"start": 6261.28, "end": 6265.44, "text": " Chat, we're gonna get investigated by the National Horse Race Association, we're gonna"}, {"start": 6265.4400000000005, "end": 6275.040000000001, "text": " get thrown out and banned. This is bad. Now, original Bob. I did not mean to hit start."}, {"start": 6276.64, "end": 6282.240000000001, "text": " Well, if you're voting for Bob right now, you just want a bunch of channel points because it is, it is DG."}, {"start": 6282.24, "end": 6284.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6293.76, "end": 6299.219999999999, "text": " What did I say last night I said today was gonna be the day that I"}, {"start": 6309.48, "end": 6311.48, "text": " Said today was gonna be the day"}, {"start": 6312.24, "end": 6316.24, "text": " that we find something faster than Tater."}, {"start": 6316.24, "end": 6321.24, "text": " But you want to know what the absolute most angelic part of it is, Chat?"}, {"start": 6326.24, "end": 6330.24, "text": " Is that Tater's DNA is still involved?"}, {"start": 6335.24, "end": 6340.24, "text": " Chat, Tater's DNA is still involved."}, {"start": 6342.24, "end": 6349.76, "text": " If you want to know what the coolest thing about us discovering the fastest thing is,"}, {"start": 6349.76, "end": 6355.24, "text": " the coolest thing about it is that it just looks like a regular horse."}, {"start": 6355.24, "end": 6359.679999999999, "text": " This isn't some crazy mutant like we've had before."}, {"start": 6359.679999999999, "end": 6363.44, "text": " Go again."}, {"start": 6363.4400000000005, "end": 6375.4800000000005, "text": " It doesn't matter who we're racing against. Yeah, three other horses in this race have"}, {"start": 6375.4800000000005, "end": 6381.64, "text": " a win. It does not matter. None of these can possibly compare to Bobcat, bro. It's unreal."}, {"start": 6381.64, "end": 6387.52, "text": " It's actually unreal. I do not care who we are. If we ever lose a race running Bobcat,"}, {"start": 6387.52, "end": 6392.6, "text": " I will get naked on Twitch and get banned. I'm dead serious. I will. And I'm not counting"}, {"start": 6392.6, "end": 6399.72, "text": " a flip over. I'm just saying it's straight up. If Bobcat ever gets outran in a race without"}, {"start": 6399.72, "end": 6403.4400000000005, "text": " flipping over and loses, I will straight up just get naked."}, {"start": 6403.4400000000005, "end": 6410.4400000000005, "text": " I mean, dude, there's nothing else."}, {"start": 6410.4400000000005, "end": 6421.4400000000005, "text": " That was the shortest race in history."}, {"start": 6421.4400000000005, "end": 6424.4400000000005, "text": " All right, we're going to go put it."}, {"start": 6424.4400000000005, "end": 6427.4400000000005, "text": " We're going to go sleep one more time."}, {"start": 6427.4400000000005, "end": 6429.4400000000005, "text": " Smashing!"}, {"start": 6436.92, "end": 6437.92, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6438.42, "end": 6441.42, "text": " Let's go let Bobcat sleep one more time."}, {"start": 6445.92, "end": 6449.42, "text": " And then let's do a champion race, here we go, I didn't feel it."}, {"start": 6453.42, "end": 6455.42, "text": " The wheels not gonna hold."}, {"start": 6455.42, "end": 6458.42, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 6458.42, "end": 6474.42, "text": " Chat, this is a $5,500 prize pool."}, {"start": 6474.42, "end": 6477.4400000000005, "text": " There's just no chance we lose."}, {"start": 6477.4400000000005, "end": 6480.14, "text": " The only competition here is C-Buddy, bro."}, {"start": 6480.14, "end": 6481.14, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 6481.14, "end": 6482.14, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 6482.14, "end": 6485.34, "text": " The only real cop here is C-Buddy, chat."}, {"start": 6485.34, "end": 6490.02, "text": " dog like see buddy still alive yeah I actually don't know how he's still alive"}, {"start": 6490.02, "end": 6493.14, "text": " he's been around forever he's eight years old this is see buddies last who"}, {"start": 6493.14, "end": 6498.06, "text": " are right here national horse association with the five gifted yeah"}, {"start": 6498.06, "end": 6506.58, "text": " GG how was he alive I don't know but yeah I feel like see buddy's been around"}, {"start": 6506.58, "end": 6514.26, "text": " since we first started the game no joke I don't know how bro still running I'm"}, {"start": 6514.26, "end": 6516.26, "text": " I'm not even nervous, bro. Send it."}, {"start": 6534.26, "end": 6540.26, "text": " My god! It must get a really good pep! The last 3-4 per the 4th of the race!"}, {"start": 6544.26, "end": 6551.26, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 6551.26, "end": 6557.26, "text": " 16 MP of EDO ramp?"}, {"start": 6557.26, "end": 6564.26, "text": " What does that do?"}, {"start": 6574.26, "end": 6576.26, "text": " What do I do with this?"}, {"start": 6586.26, "end": 6588.26, "text": " Does it go here?"}, {"start": 6604.26, "end": 6619.26, "text": " Now hear me out."}, {"start": 6619.26, "end": 6626.26, "text": " We put Bobcat's DNA and then mix it with the rest that's in there."}, {"start": 6649.26, "end": 6659.26, "text": " I'm just going to keep it."}, {"start": 6659.26, "end": 6672.06, "text": " It's off to the fire."}, {"start": 6672.06, "end": 6673.06, "text": " Actually rage baiting?"}, {"start": 6673.06, "end": 6676.06, "text": " Yes, because I'm supposed to know what to do with an item I've never seen in this game"}, {"start": 6676.06, "end": 6677.06, "text": " before."}, {"start": 6677.06, "end": 6679.06, "text": " Great and good."}, {"start": 6737.06, "end": 6744.06, "text": " I'm almost scared of what we just created!"}, {"start": 6744.06, "end": 6747.06, "text": " I don't even think I want to know!"}, {"start": 6767.06, "end": 6769.56, "text": " Seven seconds is the time?"}, {"start": 6769.56, "end": 6773.06, "text": " Wait, wh-what was, uh, what was Bobcat's fastest time?"}, {"start": 6781.06, "end": 6782.06, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 6790.56, "end": 6793.06, "text": " There's no way this thing's fast!"}, {"start": 6797.06, "end": 6802.06, "text": " So, that's the end of the story."}, {"start": 6802.06, "end": 6807.06, "text": " I think we're done here."}, {"start": 6807.06, "end": 6812.06, "text": " I think we're done here."}, {"start": 6812.06, "end": 6817.06, "text": " And, of course, we're going to go back to the main room."}, {"start": 6817.06, "end": 6822.06, "text": " We'll have to go back to the main room."}, {"start": 6822.06, "end": 6840.9400000000005, "text": " We just got scammed there's no way this thing is faster than bobcat bro are you kidding me"}, {"start": 6852.06, "end": 6876.06, "text": " He looks quick, I really don't think he does, look how small his legs are."}, {"start": 6876.06, "end": 6878.06, "text": " Look at the prediction."}, {"start": 6878.06, "end": 6880.06, "text": " Wow, that's close."}, {"start": 6898.06, "end": 6900.06, "text": " Bobcat was going to win that anyway, so play him."}, {"start": 6906.06, "end": 6919.740000000001, "text": " We're going to rebast again, Bobcats in two this time, goobers in one, I think that was"}, {"start": 6919.740000000001, "end": 6920.740000000001, "text": " the same."}, {"start": 6920.74, "end": 6922.26, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 6922.26, "end": 6923.88, "text": " Do you think I got a job?"}, {"start": 6923.88, "end": 6925.08, "text": " In Department of Health?"}, {"start": 6925.08, "end": 6926.0599999999995, "text": " In."}, {"start": 6926.0599999999995, "end": 6927.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6927.48, "end": 6931.36, "text": " Do you think there's something wrong with that?"}, {"start": 6931.36, "end": 6932.44, "text": " Sit down, my son."}, {"start": 6932.48, "end": 6933.9, "text": " Here's the answer."}, {"start": 6933.9, "end": 6936.719999999999, "text": " How dare you pick me up!"}, {"start": 6940.5, "end": 6941.82, "text": " Good day."}, {"start": 6941.82, "end": 6944.92, "text": " Or do you feel like a person all you got?"}, {"start": 6944.92, "end": 6947.12, "text": " I want to give you a reason."}, {"start": 6947.12, "end": 6948.28, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 6948.28, "end": 6949.4, "text": " I don't get that."}, {"start": 6949.4, "end": 6950.5199999999995, "text": " My son."}, {"start": 6950.52, "end": 6957.52, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 6957.52, "end": 6966.52, "text": " Keep the prediction on this quickly."}, {"start": 6966.52, "end": 6973.52, "text": " Oh, and then my, don't get rid of them, run it back."}, {"start": 6973.52, "end": 6974.52, "text": " Goopers in one this time."}, {"start": 6974.52, "end": 6975.52, "text": " Goopers in one, Bobcats in two."}, {"start": 6975.52, "end": 6976.52, "text": " Goopers in one, Bobcats in two."}, {"start": 6976.52, "end": 6988.92, "text": " Googers in one, Bobcats in two."}, {"start": 6988.92, "end": 6989.92, "text": " Breed them after this?"}, {"start": 6989.92, "end": 6997.96, "text": " I think breeding is the thing of the past now."}, {"start": 6997.96, "end": 6999.6, "text": " Pause."}, {"start": 6999.6, "end": 7005.4400000000005, "text": " Actually, maybe it's not."}, {"start": 7005.4400000000005, "end": 7010.4400000000005, "text": " is it? So Goober's actually slower than Bobcat?"}, {"start": 7010.4400000000005, "end": 7012.4400000000005, "text": " There's no way!"}, {"start": 7040.4400000000005, "end": 7047.4400000000005, "text": " How do we just keep moving up?"}, {"start": 7047.4400000000005, "end": 7058.4400000000005, "text": " One more just to be sure."}, {"start": 7058.4400000000005, "end": 7065.4400000000005, "text": " Go to room one, Bob."}, {"start": 7065.4400000000005, "end": 7067.4400000000005, "text": " Time to get naked."}, {"start": 7067.4400000000005, "end": 7069.4400000000005, "text": " I'm in a regular waist."}, {"start": 7069.4400000000005, "end": 7071.4400000000005, "text": " Not against something more... Bro, get out of here."}, {"start": 7071.4400000000005, "end": 7073.4400000000005, "text": " I'm in a regular waist, dawg."}, {"start": 7095.4400000000005, "end": 7097.4400000000005, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 7107.4400000000005, "end": 7109.4400000000005, "text": " Whoa, Dober! What are you doing?!"}, {"start": 7112.4400000000005, "end": 7114.4400000000005, "text": " What are you doing, Dober?!"}, {"start": 7117.4400000000005, "end": 7121.4400000000005, "text": " He's screamed on me! He's not even on the screen!"}, {"start": 7125.4400000000005, "end": 7150.080000000001, "text": " one more. One last one. Hear me out. Do I go take Goober's DNA and mix it in the DNA"}, {"start": 7150.08, "end": 7152.9, "text": " Traction Machine as well and then create something even faster"}, {"start": 7155.0, "end": 7158.76, "text": " Should I think we're slowly but surely creating the ultimate horse here"}, {"start": 7180.08, "end": 7191.88, "text": " Remember, we don't count an early game flip, it's if a late game flip and somebody else"}, {"start": 7191.88, "end": 7192.88, "text": " is ahead, we count that."}, {"start": 7192.88, "end": 7193.88, "text": " We don't count an early game flip."}, {"start": 7193.88, "end": 7194.88, "text": " Last one."}, {"start": 7194.88, "end": 7195.88, "text": " That's rigged."}, {"start": 7195.88, "end": 7196.88, "text": " Well, yeah, if you're done, it is."}, {"start": 7196.88, "end": 7210.88, "text": " That's rigged? Well, yes, you're dumb it is."}, {"start": 7210.88, "end": 7223.88, "text": " Dog, why would you count a legitimate off-the-line flip? Hello?"}, {"start": 7223.88, "end": 7225.88, "text": " Please be free."}, {"start": 7225.88, "end": 7230.88, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7230.88, "end": 7235.88, "text": " Bobcat won, he was ahead anyway."}, {"start": 7235.88, "end": 7241.88, "text": " See, we count that because he was ahead before he flipped. We count that."}, {"start": 7241.88, "end": 7247.88, "text": " Chad, I think at his piece, he's a little bit more than he's ever been."}, {"start": 7247.88, "end": 7256.28, "text": " we count that. Chat, I think at his peak, goober's faster, but goober just isn't"}, {"start": 7256.28, "end": 7261.08, "text": " consistent enough. So hear me out here. We're taking this a step farther."}, {"start": 7277.88, "end": 7283.24, "text": " We are literally yo Chucky with the five get the W Chucky chat we are creating"}, {"start": 7283.24, "end": 7288.04, "text": " the ultimate horse here no joke the open horse"}, {"start": 7288.04, "end": 7298.04, "text": " Would corn dogs slow the genes now, though?"}, {"start": 7298.04, "end": 7308.04, "text": " Here we go, walk in!"}, {"start": 7308.04, "end": 7311.04, "text": " Here we go. Walk in."}, {"start": 7318.04, "end": 7322.04, "text": " Where did y'all see the time that it got? Is it this one?"}, {"start": 7338.04, "end": 7353.68, "text": " Big Stepper."}, {"start": 7353.68, "end": 7357.48, "text": " People always bring up Big Stepper, but I hate to break it to y'all."}, {"start": 7357.48, "end": 7359.24, "text": " Big Stepper was boot made man."}, {"start": 7359.24, "end": 7362.64, "text": " We took the boots off Big Stepper and he was mid."}, {"start": 7362.64, "end": 7378.96, "text": " Big Foss with the 5."}, {"start": 7378.96, "end": 7382.240000000001, "text": " This little horse that I just caught has absolutely no idea what it's about to turn"}, {"start": 7382.24, "end": 7384.24, "text": " into."}, {"start": 7442.24, "end": 7447.24, "text": " I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure."}, {"start": 7447.24, "end": 7452.24, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 7452.24, "end": 7457.24, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 7457.24, "end": 7462.24, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 7462.24, "end": 7467.24, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 7467.24, "end": 7477.9, "text": " I just want to keep it a buck, which all this thing looks slow as Christmas and it's a"}, {"start": 7477.900000000001, "end": 7479.900000000001, "text": " 1,000 pounds."}, {"start": 7484.38, "end": 7486.38, "text": " Arf!"}, {"start": 7488.06, "end": 7490.9400000000005, "text": " Creature at 1, Bobcat at 2, Goober at 3."}, {"start": 7495.34, "end": 7497.34, "text": " Is it a dog? What is it?"}, {"start": 7507.900000000001, "end": 7513.84, "text": " chat what happened to tater tater's DNA is in here somewhere somewhere tater's"}, {"start": 7513.84, "end": 7517.280000000001, "text": " DNA is in here it is"}, {"start": 7517.28, "end": 7534.62, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 7534.62, "end": 7539.42, "text": " Oh my god, what?"}, {"start": 7539.42, "end": 7546.5, "text": " This is the goofiest of..."}, {"start": 7546.5, "end": 7566.5, "text": " I just lost a house in crime!"}, {"start": 7576.5, "end": 7600.5, "text": " Somebody said name an ostrich."}, {"start": 7600.5, "end": 7602.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7610.5, "end": 7612.5, "text": " On stretch"}, {"start": 7630.5, "end": 7637.5, "text": " I cannot believe what I'm saying. I actually cannot believe what I am saying!"}, {"start": 7637.5, "end": 7641.5, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 7646.5, "end": 7647.5, "text": " Winnie!"}, {"start": 7656.5, "end": 7658.5, "text": " We're racing up."}, {"start": 7660.5, "end": 7685.82, "text": " You already know who to put your gun we're gonna get so rascal who literally just fell"}, {"start": 7685.82, "end": 7692.7, "text": " over instantaneously. Look at this, Goober. I do not care who we're going against. We're"}, {"start": 7692.7, "end": 7702.42, "text": " for sure not losing old Jello. This is actually about to be like the most demoralizing thing"}, {"start": 7702.42, "end": 7709.42, "text": " for these other horses here."}, {"start": 7732.42, "end": 7762.2, "text": " Google with the 5."}, {"start": 7762.2, "end": 7766.2, "text": " speak with us one ten million channel points"}, {"start": 7792.2, "end": 7799.2, "text": " I want a refund, but too bad, but welcome to the game."}, {"start": 7799.2, "end": 7804.2, "text": " You think I want an ostrich to lose?"}, {"start": 7804.2, "end": 7813.2, "text": " I will bring an ostrich back to the track."}, {"start": 7813.2, "end": 7830.599999999999, "text": " Here's the thing, if ostrich doesn't flip over, there's not a single horse in any of"}, {"start": 7830.599999999999, "end": 7837.84, "text": " these races that can beat ostrich bro, straight up."}, {"start": 7837.84, "end": 7842.28, "text": " The thing is, if ostrich doesn't flip, there is not a single horse in any of these races"}, {"start": 7842.28, "end": 7855.599999999999, "text": " they can win. Like straight up. Trojan horse, you look like this."}, {"start": 7855.6, "end": 7871.6, "text": " Yeah, that's what I thought."}, {"start": 7871.6, "end": 7882.6, "text": " Why is there Jockey Races now?"}, {"start": 7882.6, "end": 7889.6, "text": " This game just keeps throwing new stuff at me."}, {"start": 7889.6, "end": 7896.6, "text": " I'm betting on this race."}, {"start": 7896.6, "end": 7903.6, "text": " I'm betting on super value here."}, {"start": 7903.6, "end": 7906.6, "text": " I'm putting a thousand dollars on super value."}, {"start": 7906.6, "end": 7910.6, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 7910.6, "end": 7913.1, "text": " I'm gonna put you for a second."}, {"start": 7933.1, "end": 7936.1, "text": " Come on, SuperValue! I got a thousand dollars!"}, {"start": 7940.6, "end": 7948.6, "text": " Come on, Super Value! I got a thousand dollars! If I had any, then Super Value wins just I get $13,000!"}, {"start": 7948.6, "end": 7955.6, "text": " Oh my god! Let's go! 13 Bins!"}, {"start": 7965.6, "end": 7967.6, "text": " Where's my bread at?"}, {"start": 7970.6, "end": 7985.160000000001, "text": " What were my brain at?"}, {"start": 7985.16, "end": 7992.16, "text": " I sold by choosing the one to get second."}, {"start": 8015.16, "end": 8026.12, "text": " We're going to race usher to get here in another regular race and then doing a championship"}, {"start": 8026.12, "end": 8027.12, "text": " race."}, {"start": 8027.12, "end": 8028.12, "text": " Race was awesome."}, {"start": 8028.12, "end": 8030.12, "text": " That just has to happen, right?"}, {"start": 8030.12, "end": 8040.04, "text": " I can't, I can't believe that."}, {"start": 8040.04, "end": 8042.599999999999, "text": " It does not matter who we're going against here, Chad."}, {"start": 8042.6, "end": 8049.6, "text": " As long as Ostrich doesn't flip over, it's a guaranteed dub."}, {"start": 8049.6, "end": 8050.6, "text": " Marmalade is old."}, {"start": 8050.6, "end": 8054.08, "text": " Yeah, Marmalade is eight years old, but does have a win in its career."}, {"start": 8054.08, "end": 8059.08, "text": " Most horses don't even get a win in their career."}, {"start": 8059.08, "end": 8061.08, "text": " That's unbelievable."}, {"start": 8061.08, "end": 8071.08, "text": " Oh my God, that might be the fastest this I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 8071.08, "end": 8073.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8097.88, "end": 8099.88, "text": " Already"}, {"start": 8101.08, "end": 8103.08, "text": " Are you ready for the championship race now?"}, {"start": 8110.08, "end": 8120.08, "text": " If we win this, well, when we win this, we get $6,000."}, {"start": 8120.08, "end": 8128.08, "text": " We're going to get Super Value, who just won that race that I bet on that I got scammed from."}, {"start": 8128.08, "end": 8132.32, "text": " This is this should be a easy dough for ostrich. It literally doesn't matter. It does not matter"}, {"start": 8137.28, "end": 8139.28, "text": " You broke the game it's over. Yeah"}, {"start": 8158.08, "end": 8183.72, "text": " It's a ramp bar for your truck."}, {"start": 8183.72, "end": 8190.72, "text": " chat, you know what happens now, right?"}, {"start": 8213.72, "end": 8224.56, "text": " Chad, we all know what happens now, but we can say that Ostrich is easily the best horse"}, {"start": 8224.56, "end": 8225.56, "text": " we've ever had, right?"}, {"start": 8225.56, "end": 8226.76, "text": " We can easily say that."}, {"start": 8226.76, "end": 8231.08, "text": " Ostrich is easily the best horse we've ever had, it's not even close."}, {"start": 8231.08, "end": 8240.279999999999, "text": " Chad, I got to use the restroom while I start this, let me know what the time is when I"}, {"start": 8240.279999999999, "end": 8241.279999999999, "text": " get back."}, {"start": 8241.28, "end": 8248.28, "text": " I don't know if it's possible."}, {"start": 8301.28, "end": 8303.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8331.28, "end": 8358.720000000001, "text": " 8.1 are you dead serious?"}, {"start": 8358.72, "end": 8360.8, "text": " Okay, chat, listen here."}, {"start": 8360.8, "end": 8365.56, "text": " Where do we go to be able to create something faster"}, {"start": 8365.56, "end": 8366.88, "text": " than Auschwitz now?"}, {"start": 8375.0, "end": 8376.24, "text": " Should I just hit it again?"}, {"start": 8378.439999999999, "end": 8380.199999999999, "text": " Let me try it again real quick."}, {"start": 8410.2, "end": 8412.2, "text": " What was ostrich's time?"}, {"start": 8418.2, "end": 8421.2, "text": " Ostrich was 5.8?"}, {"start": 8428.2, "end": 8429.2, "text": " Drain them."}, {"start": 8429.2, "end": 8433.2, "text": " Should I drain the VAT and put a car DNA with ostrich?"}, {"start": 8434.2, "end": 8439.2, "text": " Let's go get ostrich's DNA again and do car DNA and ostrich."}, {"start": 8440.2, "end": 8448.720000000001, "text": " We're actually about to break the game."}, {"start": 8448.720000000001, "end": 8457.0, "text": " I want to put corn dog in there, but I fear corn dog was just too slow, man."}, {"start": 8457.0, "end": 8463.0, "text": " I fear it."}, {"start": 8463.0, "end": 8472.94, "text": " by the way this this the craziest game ever I cannot believe it has all this in it I keep"}, {"start": 8472.94, "end": 8474.94, "text": " saying it but I actually can't believe it has all this in it"}, {"start": 8474.94, "end": 8476.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8500.9, "end": 8502.9, "text": " See what this guys"}, {"start": 8504.94, "end": 8511.94, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 8534.94, "end": 8560.94, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, five, nine, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,"}, {"start": 8560.94, "end": 8563.94, "text": " 5, 9, wait!"}, {"start": 8650.94, "end": 8664.1, "text": " He's old, it doesn't matter, I'm just testing him here."}, {"start": 8664.1, "end": 8667.7, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8667.7, "end": 8669.7, "text": " I'll stretch it one hot sheet of it too, dawg."}, {"start": 8697.7, "end": 8720.740000000002, "text": " Why was that so close? Hot Cheeto looked like he was barely moving, but he was absolutely"}, {"start": 8720.74, "end": 8725.74, "text": " rolling. One more time."}, {"start": 8742.74, "end": 8748.26, "text": " Combine them so chat what we would do now is get hot Cheetos DNA and put it in"}, {"start": 8748.26, "end": 8751.98, "text": " the DNA think synthesizer right"}, {"start": 8751.98, "end": 8762.5, "text": " the balloons only use for us to just to keep them upright the balloon doesn't"}, {"start": 8762.5, "end": 8764.5, "text": " speed it just keeps him upright so it doesn't flip."}, {"start": 8772.5, "end": 8775.5, "text": " Bro, he has such a slow start!"}, {"start": 8775.5, "end": 8779.5, "text": " The wheel gets going, it's unbelievable!"}, {"start": 8783.5, "end": 8784.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8787.5, "end": 8791.5, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, Hot Cheeto might have the fastest like pure Gallup speed we've seen."}, {"start": 8792.5, "end": 8794.5, "text": " But he's too slow off the jump."}, {"start": 8812.5, "end": 8814.5, "text": " You know what we should do just for fun, Zeese?"}, {"start": 8819.5, "end": 8821.5, "text": " You know what I'm gonna do just for fun, Zeese, right here?"}, {"start": 8822.5, "end": 8844.58, "text": " Wait a minute that thing might be fast wait a minute whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that"}, {"start": 8844.58, "end": 8846.58, "text": " That thing might be fast. Wait a minute."}, {"start": 8859.58, "end": 8862.58, "text": " Can you put hot sauce in the DNA machine too?"}, {"start": 8862.58, "end": 8877.58, "text": " God! Look at his teeth! He has sharp teeth!"}, {"start": 8892.58, "end": 8915.42, "text": " So now we're going to see what wins."}, {"start": 8915.42, "end": 8920.26, "text": " Hot Cheetos DNA mixed with the car, mixed with ostrich, mixed with hot sauce versus"}, {"start": 8920.26, "end": 8929.1, "text": " just them breeding and creating over by here. This is straight cinema dog. In case I didn't"}, {"start": 8929.1, "end": 8946.74, "text": " know, ostrich is the fastest thing we've ever had."}, {"start": 8946.74, "end": 8948.74, "text": " Why is it slow as Christmas?"}, {"start": 8976.74, "end": 9006.38, "text": " Let's try it one more time real quick."}, {"start": 9006.380000000001, "end": 9008.380000000001, "text": " It was the hot sauce, what slowed it down?"}, {"start": 9008.380000000001, "end": 9010.380000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 9010.380000000001, "end": 9012.380000000001, "text": " Wait a minute!"}, {"start": 9038.380000000001, "end": 9054.1, "text": " Hey Kase, I don't know if you already know this, with the two bones you left in the cave"}, {"start": 9054.1, "end": 9056.78, "text": " will all of go ahead of Tiger and Bear DNA?"}, {"start": 9056.78, "end": 9057.78, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9057.78, "end": 9065.220000000001, "text": " Let's go see how quick Overbite is real quick."}, {"start": 9065.22, "end": 9077.76, "text": " Let's see now again, Overbite wasn't DNA machine created, Overbite was breeded between"}, {"start": 9077.76, "end": 9083.92, "text": " ostrich and hot cheeto. What does nature overcome technology? Let's see."}, {"start": 9100.24, "end": 9104.16, "text": " Chad, do you think there's any world that overbites fashion than ostrich? I just don't see it, man."}, {"start": 9104.16, "end": 9111.16, "text": " And you know the crazy craziest part about all sorts being the fastest thing we ever"}, {"start": 9111.16, "end": 9112.16, "text": " had?"}, {"start": 9112.16, "end": 9114.16, "text": " Dude's got a gun on him."}, {"start": 9134.16, "end": 9163.16, "text": " Somebody said bro, shifted gear."}, {"start": 9163.16, "end": 9171.16, "text": " Bro went from third gear to fourth gear and just took off!"}, {"start": 9171.16, "end": 9172.16, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 9172.16, "end": 9173.16, "text": " Run that again!"}, {"start": 9173.16, "end": 9181.16, "text": " Are you kidding me?!"}, {"start": 9181.16, "end": 9187.16, "text": " I'll switch at one over by the two!"}, {"start": 9187.16, "end": 9189.16, "text": " Hit the nitrous button!"}, {"start": 9217.16, "end": 9224.16, "text": " You gonna shift gears or what?"}, {"start": 9234.84, "end": 9237.84, "text": " Bro missed fifth gear."}, {"start": 9237.84, "end": 9244.84, "text": " One more race between them two."}, {"start": 9247.16, "end": 9253.14, "text": " You know what we do after this chat?"}, {"start": 9253.14, "end": 9258.5, "text": " We get overbites DNA and ostriches DNA, drain the tank and combine those two DNA's and start"}, {"start": 9258.5, "end": 9261.66, "text": " from there again."}, {"start": 9261.66, "end": 9276.46, "text": " Put another car in, should I put another car in chat?"}, {"start": 9276.460000000001, "end": 9286.460000000001, "text": " Where should I go get the tiger DNA and put that in?"}, {"start": 9286.460000000001, "end": 9288.460000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 9306.460000000001, "end": 9313.460000000001, "text": " When older boy gets moving, he gets moving, man!"}, {"start": 9316.460000000001, "end": 9323.460000000001, "text": " When he gets moving, he gets a MOVING BUMBA!"}, {"start": 9323.460000000001, "end": 9342.460000000001, "text": " We're about to create something unbelievable!"}, {"start": 9342.460000000001, "end": 9344.460000000001, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 9352.460000000001, "end": 9354.460000000001, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 9364.460000000001, "end": 9366.460000000001, "text": " How do you drain it?"}, {"start": 9366.460000000001, "end": 9368.460000000001, "text": " Hey, won't let me drain it!"}, {"start": 9372.460000000001, "end": 9397.42, "text": " Yeah, you can't open the door turn it putting putting vials in opens the door"}, {"start": 9402.460000000001, "end": 9416.26, "text": " Should we see what this makes real quick before we drain it?"}, {"start": 9416.26, "end": 9423.26, "text": " Let's see what this makes before we drain it real quick."}, {"start": 9446.26, "end": 9474.26, "text": " No. No. Wait. No. No. Close, but no. Now look at this. Prepare yourself!"}, {"start": 9474.26, "end": 9476.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9504.26, "end": 9506.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9534.26, "end": 9541.26, "text": " There, witness."}, {"start": 9541.26, "end": 9554.26, "text": " Why is anybody holding his Christmas around here?"}, {"start": 9554.26, "end": 9559.26, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9559.26, "end": 9560.58, "text": " Give him some food real quick."}, {"start": 9566.58, "end": 9569.14, "text": " Chat, are you ready to witness history here?"}, {"start": 9574.06, "end": 9576.34, "text": " I don't see no green horse."}, {"start": 9576.34, "end": 9577.34, "text": " No, he did."}, {"start": 9582.74, "end": 9583.82, "text": " Hurry up and eat."}, {"start": 9583.82, "end": 9585.94, "text": " Your life's about to change."}, {"start": 9585.94, "end": 9588.86, "text": " You're a regular horse just out grazing the land."}, {"start": 9588.86, "end": 9591.1, "text": " You do not know what you're about to become."}, {"start": 9591.1, "end": 9596.62, "text": " What if I become?"}, {"start": 9596.62, "end": 9600.78, "text": " Now that I'm betrayed, everyone might have enveloped them,"}, {"start": 9600.78, "end": 9604.86, "text": " I'll boost them all away."}, {"start": 9604.86, "end": 9606.86, "text": " We're there."}, {"start": 9606.86, "end": 9623.86, "text": " You mean to tell me that thing's faster than Ausrich and Overlight?"}, {"start": 9623.86, "end": 9628.86, "text": " Well, that's a good idea."}, {"start": 9628.86, "end": 9633.86, "text": " I guess that's a good idea."}, {"start": 9633.86, "end": 9638.86, "text": " I think we're gonna have to wait for the next one."}, {"start": 9638.86, "end": 9643.86, "text": " I mean, I think we're gonna have to wait for the next one, actually."}, {"start": 9643.86, "end": 9648.86, "text": " I guess we're gonna have to wait for the next one, actually."}, {"start": 9648.86, "end": 9673.74, "text": " Hot mustard over by a stretch now on paper hot mustard is the fastest thing we've ever"}, {"start": 9673.74, "end": 9675.380000000001, "text": " seen exist."}, {"start": 9675.380000000001, "end": 9676.74, "text": " What was its time chat?"}, {"start": 9676.74, "end": 9678.74, "text": " Was it a 5.5?"}, {"start": 9680.74, "end": 9691.74, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 9696.74, "end": 9698.74, "text": " Name them lemon, pepper, wait that's way better."}, {"start": 9698.74, "end": 9705.74, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 9705.74, "end": 9723.74, "text": " Okay, that wasn't full length, but..."}, {"start": 9723.74, "end": 9753.58, "text": " We've come so far, we actually have made it so far this episode has been unbundled."}, {"start": 9753.58, "end": 9762.3, "text": " believable advances in the scientific DNA extraction combination conglomeracy epidemic."}, {"start": 9769.5, "end": 9770.86, "text": " Osrits just cheated!"}, {"start": 9770.86, "end": 9785.86, "text": " Aw, Shrek's cheated and Lemon Pepper still won!"}, {"start": 9785.86, "end": 9810.86, "text": " Let's go get the tiger and bear DNA and throw it in the vat."}, {"start": 9810.86, "end": 9817.86, "text": " race them in pepper oh we will"}, {"start": 9817.86, "end": 9836.86, "text": " gg"}, {"start": 9836.86, "end": 9843.02, "text": " game of the absolute century by the way absolute century game of why is this"}, {"start": 9843.02, "end": 9854.900000000001, "text": " nonsense game so fun who knows it just is it who knows it just is it just works"}, {"start": 9854.900000000001, "end": 9857.5, "text": " buddy"}, {"start": 9866.86, "end": 9873.86, "text": " So, is that actually a tiger or a bear right there?"}, {"start": 9873.86, "end": 9877.86, "text": " Let's go find out."}, {"start": 9877.86, "end": 9886.86, "text": " Okay, perfect."}, {"start": 9886.86, "end": 9893.86, "text": " Okay, perfect."}, {"start": 9893.86, "end": 9906.86, "text": " It actually was."}, {"start": 9906.86, "end": 9931.86, "text": " And that should be a bear, right?"}, {"start": 9931.86, "end": 9961.7, "text": " Test the tiger and the bear, should I just throw them both in there at once?"}, {"start": 9961.7, "end": 9963.7, "text": " Find the treasure, yeah, I got to do that, too."}, {"start": 9966.7, "end": 9967.7, "text": " That'll work."}, {"start": 9975.7, "end": 9976.7, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 9978.7, "end": 9979.7, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 9991.7, "end": 10009.140000000001, "text": " Limit Pepper is officially the baseline speed for us now, by the way."}, {"start": 10039.14, "end": 10044.14, "text": " That was a foolin' in my grandpa hat growin' up, R.I.P."}, {"start": 10049.64, "end": 10051.939999999999, "text": " What is that new base tiger, just tiger?"}, {"start": 10064.039999999999, "end": 10065.939999999999, "text": " Should we even bother with the bear DNA?"}, {"start": 10065.939999999999, "end": 10067.24, "text": " Do we even bother with it?"}, {"start": 10067.24, "end": 10070.24, "text": " Yes, we do. We gotta try it."}, {"start": 10086.24, "end": 10087.24, "text": " Prepare!"}, {"start": 10089.24, "end": 10090.24, "text": " Prepare!"}, {"start": 10097.24, "end": 10115.6, "text": " Oh, I gotta get Limit Pippers DNA too, huh?"}, {"start": 10115.6, "end": 10116.6, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 10116.6, "end": 10117.6, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 10117.6, "end": 10118.6, "text": " Sumo the Bear."}, {"start": 10118.6, "end": 10125.24, "text": " Wait, we haven't even gotten into the Sumo wrestling aspect."}, {"start": 10125.24, "end": 10127.9, "text": " We can start braiding for a gigantic animal."}, {"start": 10127.9, "end": 10132.9, "text": " How big of an animal can you make in this game, I wonder?"}, {"start": 10144.88, "end": 10146.58, "text": " We're going for speed right now."}, {"start": 10148.699999999999, "end": 10149.86, "text": " Lord, here we go!"}, {"start": 10185.24, "end": 10192.44, "text": " 5.8 that's so close that is so close what was lemon pepper 5.5 i think"}, {"start": 10200.44, "end": 10206.68, "text": " you gotta think though something that minuscule if it's more a consistent 5.8 there is a chance"}, {"start": 10206.68, "end": 10211.24, "text": " that it'll be faster than lemon pepper you know what i mean like outright speed is like different"}, {"start": 10215.24, "end": 10222.24, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10222.24, "end": 10231.24, "text": " Why is everybody a hundred years old?"}, {"start": 10231.24, "end": 10238.24, "text": " What is the noise?"}, {"start": 10238.24, "end": 10240.24, "text": " What is the noise?"}, {"start": 10243.24, "end": 10246.24, "text": " I'm about to just get the gun and start killing all these animals."}, {"start": 10247.24, "end": 10250.24, "text": " Like Lord have mercy, why y'all so old?"}, {"start": 10252.24, "end": 10253.24, "text": " That'll work."}, {"start": 10255.24, "end": 10258.24, "text": " I'm about to go buy all the guns and start just mowing them down."}, {"start": 10298.24, "end": 10327.5, "text": " Now here, here's the thing."}, {"start": 10327.5, "end": 10334.26, "text": " speed in the DNA thing was a 5.8 lemon peppers was a 5.5 which means lemon"}, {"start": 10334.26, "end": 10337.98, "text": " pepper is theoretically faster but if it's a more consistent there's a chance"}, {"start": 10337.98, "end": 10342.66, "text": " that this thing's faster than lemon pepper"}, {"start": 10346.46, "end": 10350.74, "text": " lemon pepper at one keyboard at two"}, {"start": 10357.5, "end": 10364.02, "text": " Get plutonium bars from the nuclear plant to make abominations dude. Yeah, we're gonna do it next episode"}, {"start": 10364.02, "end": 10366.02, "text": " There's so much in this game to do"}, {"start": 10387.5, "end": 10391.5, "text": " Is that a refund? I don't know."}, {"start": 10407.5, "end": 10410.5, "text": " Lemon pepper cheated and still got smoked."}, {"start": 10413.5, "end": 10415.5, "text": " Pay him up keyboard one."}, {"start": 10417.5, "end": 10419.5, "text": " Keyboard one?"}, {"start": 10420.38, "end": 10423.92, "text": " Lemon pepper cheated and still got beat. How?"}, {"start": 10441.26, "end": 10443.26, "text": " See that's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 10443.3, "end": 10444.9, "text": " Lemon peppers"}, {"start": 10444.9, "end": 10452.5, "text": " Fastest finishes 5.5 and keyboard is only 5.8, but keyboard one with lemon pepper cheating. How?"}, {"start": 10458.94, "end": 10462.539999999999, "text": " Read them wait you might be right. Oh my goodness wait a minute"}, {"start": 10474.9, "end": 10484.9, "text": " Keyboard just decided to have a heart attack on the line, I guess."}, {"start": 10484.9, "end": 10486.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10544.9, "end": 10573.76, "text": " What are the odds that Billy is faster than these two?"}, {"start": 10573.76, "end": 10588.48, "text": " Billy Lemon Pepper and Keyboard. Here we go. Now remember Billy is not DNA modified Billy is"}, {"start": 10588.48, "end": 10594.64, "text": " just straight from like breeding. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10603.76, "end": 10610.76, "text": " Yeah, Billy's natty, yeah, Billy's natty."}, {"start": 10633.76, "end": 10637.56, "text": " If he wouldn't have slowed down that would have been an absolute clear"}, {"start": 10638.32, "end": 10641.52, "text": " Bro, if he wouldn't have slowed down that was an absolute clear"}, {"start": 10658.84, "end": 10662.2, "text": " What happened with keyboard, I don't know I guess keyboards not what we thought he was"}, {"start": 10663.76, "end": 10677.64, "text": " The longest race is 12 furlongs. Wait, that's actually true. So if that was a 12 furlong"}, {"start": 10677.64, "end": 10682.4, "text": " race like a normal regulation race, Billy would have won that easily. Send it."}, {"start": 10682.4, "end": 10708.4, "text": " Okay, we're going to DNA combined Billy and Lemon Pepper, hear me out!"}, {"start": 10708.4, "end": 10733.4, "text": " Wait, somebody's gonna steal in your light."}, {"start": 10733.4, "end": 10737.4, "text": " Wait, hold up."}, {"start": 10737.4, "end": 10740.4, "text": " Wait, somebody's gonna steal a meal right? Hold up."}, {"start": 10744.4, "end": 10746.4, "text": " You can't leave just yet, bud. Sorry."}, {"start": 10758.4, "end": 10763.4, "text": " I had to. I had to, bro. It had to be done, Chad."}, {"start": 10767.4, "end": 10771.199999999999, "text": " He can't pass his jeans down, bro. He ain't got no reaction speed!"}, {"start": 10775.84, "end": 10781.1, "text": " Do I add these two vials into this or do I just drain it and just do these two?"}, {"start": 10784.24, "end": 10789.8, "text": " Drain it? Okay, let's use this. Let's see what it makes before we drain it real quick, yeah?"}, {"start": 10797.4, "end": 10799.4, "text": " Just for fun, Vy."}, {"start": 10827.4, "end": 10831.4, "text": " nvm."}, {"start": 10831.4, "end": 10835.4, "text": " nine."}, {"start": 10835.4, "end": 10839.4, "text": " nine."}, {"start": 10839.4, "end": 10843.4, "text": " nine."}, {"start": 10843.4, "end": 10847.4, "text": " nine."}, {"start": 10847.4, "end": 10851.4, "text": " nine."}, {"start": 10851.4, "end": 10855.4, "text": " nine."}, {"start": 10855.4, "end": 10880.4, "text": " It just made something just as sad as lemon pepper!"}, {"start": 10880.4, "end": 10882.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10900.4, "end": 10902.4, "text": " How you that small, you 100 years old man?"}, {"start": 10910.4, "end": 10934.96, "text": " chat chat no way chat no way chat no way chat no way no way no way we can't"}, {"start": 10934.960000000001, "end": 10937.960000000001, "text": " We can't drive this. Can we drive this? We can't drive this."}, {"start": 10937.960000000001, "end": 10966.960000000001, "text": " You mean to tell me?"}, {"start": 10966.960000000001, "end": 10971.960000000001, "text": " This thing is the same speed as the lemon pepper."}, {"start": 10996.960000000001, "end": 11024.960000000001, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 11024.960000000001, "end": 11031.960000000001, "text": " What is up with that face action?"}, {"start": 11054.960000000001, "end": 11065.960000000001, "text": " Aero Dynamics, this is what years of evolution has done for us."}, {"start": 11065.960000000001, "end": 11075.960000000001, "text": " How is this thing fast or does it smell like it?"}, {"start": 11075.960000000001, "end": 11082.000000000002, "text": " Let me leave him the race, but pay him up."}, {"start": 11082.000000000002, "end": 11087.28, "text": " Barcodes it won this time."}, {"start": 11087.28, "end": 11093.720000000001, "text": " Barcodes it won this time."}, {"start": 11093.72, "end": 11109.96, "text": " Yeah, his neck made him reach the finish faster."}, {"start": 11109.96, "end": 11113.4, "text": " True."}, {"start": 11113.4, "end": 11116.199999999999, "text": " True."}, {"start": 11116.2, "end": 11139.560000000001, "text": " That is so close though, brah."}, {"start": 11139.560000000001, "end": 11142.560000000001, "text": " That was actually so close."}, {"start": 11142.56, "end": 11149.56, "text": " No joke that was so close right there."}, {"start": 11149.56, "end": 11157.56, "text": " I'll also have another idea real quick after that."}, {"start": 11157.56, "end": 11165.039999999999, "text": " Next episode we're gonna be almost done with this process. We're gonna start making money racing and stuff"}, {"start": 11165.039999999999, "end": 11167.039999999999, "text": " This has just been an experimental"}, {"start": 11179.08, "end": 11181.08, "text": " Hear me out"}, {"start": 11183.199999999999, "end": 11185.199999999999, "text": " That they could be fast"}, {"start": 11187.56, "end": 11197.56, "text": " 5G CAUSE OF THE ANTANOM!"}, {"start": 11197.56, "end": 11211.56, "text": " Bring Billy with us!"}, {"start": 11211.56, "end": 11214.76, "text": " I gotta go kill another innocent animal, hold up!"}, {"start": 11218.199999999999, "end": 11219.48, "text": " I ain't happy about it!"}, {"start": 11225.0, "end": 11227.08, "text": " Chad, where was the tent at? Was it down here?"}, {"start": 11227.08, "end": 11227.72, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11230.6, "end": 11231.8, "text": " Oh, good!"}, {"start": 11231.8, "end": 11234.199999999999, "text": " Chad, we got to, we gotta feed, we gotta feed on"}, {"start": 11234.199999999999, "end": 11235.88, "text": " the wise animals here, we got to."}, {"start": 11237.0, "end": 11237.96, "text": " Oh, good!"}, {"start": 11238.92, "end": 11239.56, "text": " We got to!"}, {"start": 11241.56, "end": 11253.6, "text": " What, what, what, what straight cinema these past few days have been on this game, man?"}, {"start": 11253.6, "end": 11259.6, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 11259.6, "end": 11262.859999999999, "text": " I'm called straight."}, {"start": 11262.859999999999, "end": 11266.56, "text": " What you doing?"}, {"start": 11266.56, "end": 11269.48, "text": " I'm sorry I have to do this."}, {"start": 11269.48, "end": 11271.48, "text": " I'm so stuck!"}, {"start": 11273.48, "end": 11275.48, "text": " I just wasted my last shot."}, {"start": 11281.48, "end": 11283.48, "text": " Barcode!"}, {"start": 11283.48, "end": 11285.48, "text": " 5G!"}, {"start": 11285.48, "end": 11287.48, "text": " Pilly!"}, {"start": 11289.48, "end": 11294.48, "text": " Now you know what else we're going to do before we race them. Let's go back over here real quick."}, {"start": 11299.48, "end": 11306.48, "text": " One more of these and I'm trying to throw an entry in here."}, {"start": 11329.48, "end": 11343.8, "text": " One more and then we drain it so close."}, {"start": 11343.8, "end": 11348.439999999999, "text": " Keep in mind chat when we race 5G, 5G is nady by the way."}, {"start": 11348.44, "end": 11350.44, "text": " G was born from nature."}, {"start": 11366.44, "end": 11368.44, "text": " No, not incest, buddy."}, {"start": 11372.44, "end": 11374.44, "text": " Yeah, this is the..."}, {"start": 11374.44, "end": 11381.44, "text": " This right here should be the fastest thing we've seen yet."}, {"start": 11404.44, "end": 11410.44, "text": " That's the first 5.4 I've seen!"}, {"start": 11410.44, "end": 11411.44, "text": " 5.4!"}, {"start": 11411.44, "end": 11414.44, "text": " Ow, no, hit me!"}, {"start": 11434.44, "end": 11461.44, "text": " I want some mad scientist stuff right now!"}, {"start": 11491.44, "end": 11520.24, "text": " We're not the slime goat I'm on the cusp!"}, {"start": 11520.24, "end": 11527.24, "text": " No, there was a fireball for again!"}, {"start": 11550.24, "end": 11554.24, "text": " This is how I get through the night after making this!"}, {"start": 11563.24, "end": 11565.24, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11580.24, "end": 11582.24, "text": " I'll take it!"}, {"start": 11640.24, "end": 11651.42, "text": " We're not leaving out of here empty handed keep in mind this right here is the 5.4 isn't it chat that's 5.4 right there"}, {"start": 11652.16, "end": 11657.38, "text": " We have a 5.4. Let's go test these out real quick in a spooky time. Let's go"}, {"start": 11659.82, "end": 11663.66, "text": " We officially have cracked the 5.5 barrier chat"}, {"start": 11663.66, "end": 11670.66, "text": " Now the question is, is it a consistent 5.4?"}, {"start": 11670.66, "end": 11675.66, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 11675.66, "end": 11692.66, "text": " Somebody said I was flying too close to the sun a second ago."}, {"start": 11692.66, "end": 11694.66, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 11722.66, "end": 11744.9, "text": " Now we race these four?"}, {"start": 11744.9, "end": 11749.619999999999, "text": " By the way, this is the first look at 5G as well as QR code."}, {"start": 11749.62, "end": 11773.62, "text": " saying. Time to see what the fastest one we've made is. Who else did I have? Are you ready"}, {"start": 11773.62, "end": 11777.820000000002, "text": " to officially see what the fastest horse we have in our inventory is."}, {"start": 11783.320000000002, "end": 11784.12, "text": " Barcode."}, {"start": 11785.320000000002, "end": 11786.42, "text": " QR code."}, {"start": 11787.42, "end": 11789.92, "text": " Billy or 5G."}, {"start": 11791.62, "end": 11795.42, "text": " Keep in mind, the only animal here that is Natty."}, {"start": 11796.12, "end": 11800.02, "text": " Wait, is Billy Natty too? I think Billy was Natty too, was he?"}, {"start": 11803.62, "end": 11811.5, "text": " So, QR code and bar code were born of DNA experiments."}, {"start": 11811.5, "end": 11814.62, "text": " Billy and 5G were Natty."}, {"start": 11814.62, "end": 11817.62, "text": " Merit with the 5."}, {"start": 11817.62, "end": 11822.62, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 11822.62, "end": 11829.62, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11829.62, "end": 11858.02, "text": " I'm gonna keep it an absolute stack with you guys."}, {"start": 11858.02, "end": 11861.74, "text": " gonna keep it an absolute stack with y'all right now I thought 5G was gonna"}, {"start": 11861.74, "end": 11871.82, "text": " be the slowest one I'm dead serious I thought that we'll do another one so the"}, {"start": 11871.82, "end": 11878.58, "text": " lineage in tomorrow's episode we'll start with 5G"}, {"start": 11878.58, "end": 11885.58, "text": " You see what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 11908.58, "end": 11910.58, "text": " EEEH!"}, {"start": 11910.58, "end": 11912.58, "text": " EEEH!"}, {"start": 11912.58, "end": 11914.58, "text": " Billy took it?"}, {"start": 11924.58, "end": 11926.58, "text": " Billy took it?"}, {"start": 11926.58, "end": 11928.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11928.58, "end": 11934.58, "text": " Chat, isn't it absolutely insane that the two fastest ones are the natties?"}, {"start": 11934.58, "end": 11936.58, "text": " Isn't that crazy? That is crazy."}, {"start": 11938.58, "end": 11945.38, "text": " clip that that that was literally a photo finish let's see if that was let's"}, {"start": 11945.38, "end": 11951.98, "text": " sit let's see that was like legitimately a photo finish"}, {"start": 11951.98, "end": 11975.66, "text": " So QR code and bar code, worst clip I've ever seen your band."}, {"start": 11975.66, "end": 11983.02, "text": " You are in Billy Band for Band."}, {"start": 11983.02, "end": 11991.58, "text": " Worst clip I've ever seen in your band as well."}, {"start": 11991.58, "end": 11998.14, "text": " Did y'all, what are, okay this is it, thank you."}, {"start": 11998.14, "end": 12006.14, "text": " I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all chat. It looked like 5G was ahead, but I don't know."}, {"start": 12006.14, "end": 12018.14, "text": " No, Billy just got him. Billy just got him, chat. Look, he was just ahead. See, Billy got him."}, {"start": 12018.14, "end": 12033.859999999999, "text": " Billy just got him chat look he was just ahead see Billy got him Billy got him"}, {"start": 12034.82, "end": 12045.22, "text": " QR code balloon wait a minute we'll try that tomorrow I'm gonna do one more"}, {"start": 12045.22, "end": 12056.26, "text": " race with him real quick. Last one. Last one. Let's go."}, {"start": 12056.26, "end": 12078.460000000001, "text": " So Chad, if we were just going by eyesight, which one would you think would be the fastest"}, {"start": 12078.460000000001, "end": 12079.460000000001, "text": " here?"}, {"start": 12079.460000000001, "end": 12080.82, "text": " Because I'm going to keep it a stack with you."}, {"start": 12080.82, "end": 12087.82, "text": " These are the fastest beings that we've had to date and they all look slow as Christmas."}, {"start": 12110.82, "end": 12117.82, "text": " It's so tough. It's so tough,"}, {"start": 12117.82, "end": 12120.82, "text": " bro. I don't know, man."}, {"start": 12126.82, "end": 12131.82, "text": " It's so tough, Chad."}, {"start": 12131.82, "end": 12135.82, "text": " Is barcode cheating? No, barcode's just..."}, {"start": 12135.82, "end": 12139.82, "text": " One more. Alright, last, last one right here. Let's go."}, {"start": 12140.82, "end": 12144.66, "text": " the reason we're doing all this testing chat is because we need to know where our next lineage"}, {"start": 12144.66, "end": 12150.18, "text": " starts from. You know what I mean? We need to know who to start the DNA extraction process"}, {"start": 12150.18, "end": 12158.42, "text": " with again. That's why these experiments are important. That's what this whole episode"}, {"start": 12158.42, "end": 12169.9, "text": " has been is experimenting and creating something insane. Matter of fact, Cody with the five,"}, {"start": 12169.9, "end": 12175.18, "text": " I say whoever takes this race right here is who we start the lineage with in tomorrow's episode."}, {"start": 12199.9, "end": 12224.58, "text": " So, you know what's going to happen in tomorrow's episode?"}, {"start": 12224.58, "end": 12226.74, "text": " I say we do this in tomorrow's episode."}, {"start": 12226.74, "end": 12240.699999999999, "text": " We drain the VAT and we throw barcode 5G and Billy's DNA into the VAT and start from there."}, {"start": 12240.699999999999, "end": 12243.14, "text": " Because they're all fast."}, {"start": 12243.14, "end": 12249.34, "text": " Wait a second, before we go, leave QR code out."}, {"start": 12249.34, "end": 12253.14, "text": " We're just running a 5G Billy barcode."}, {"start": 12253.14, "end": 12260.74, "text": " QR code out of this one. We're just running a 5G billy bar code. Yep."}, {"start": 12263.38, "end": 12263.859999999999, "text": " We are"}, {"start": 12270.5, "end": 12277.06, "text": " tater. I fear that tater's DNA is way too invalid now, but I will say this tater. There is like"}, {"start": 12277.06, "end": 12282.66, "text": " point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one percent tater in one of these somewhere"}, {"start": 12283.539999999999, "end": 12287.22, "text": " because we did put tater's DNA into that at the very beginning with the dog"}, {"start": 12298.34, "end": 12300.34, "text": " yeah they all yeah they all take we have tater in them"}, {"start": 12307.06, "end": 12325.58, "text": " It's 5G. It's 5G. It's 5G. 5G is the fastest thing we have right now. It's 5G. It just"}, {"start": 12325.58, "end": 12336.98, "text": " is. It's 5G right now. Straight up. It's 5G. No joke. So tomorrow's episode, I can"}, {"start": 12336.98, "end": 12340.98, "text": " I still say we dump all three of them into the vat tomorrow. No joke, I think we do."}, {"start": 12345.98, "end": 12346.98, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 12353.98, "end": 12358.98, "text": " Well, you want to know what's crazy, chat? I don't know that ostrich."}, {"start": 12360.98, "end": 12363.98, "text": " Ostrich would be slow as dirt at this point, wouldn't he?"}, {"start": 12363.98, "end": 12372.98, "text": " Ostrich would be slow as Chris was at this point, wouldn't he?"}, {"start": 12372.98, "end": 12382.5, "text": " Or lemon pepper, I don't know."}, {"start": 12382.5, "end": 12389.5, "text": " Do we bring lemon pepper back into the mix tomorrow?"}, {"start": 12397.86, "end": 12404.86, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 12404.86, "end": 12414.300000000001, "text": " We're playing a spooky game, hold up, I'm doing something real quick."}, {"start": 12414.300000000001, "end": 12427.54, "text": " We're playing a spooky game, it'll give me a second."}, {"start": 12427.54, "end": 12434.7, "text": " I have to see, I have to see if Lemon Pepper is still the crown champion, I have to see."}, {"start": 12434.7, "end": 12444.7, "text": " I have to see"}, {"start": 12444.7, "end": 12450.7, "text": " It's only white isn't it, it's only white"}, {"start": 12450.7, "end": 12456.7, "text": " QR code sucks, QR code's terrible"}, {"start": 12456.7, "end": 12479.880000000001, "text": " I'm not even afraid to give QR code the nature, not your mind!"}, {"start": 12479.880000000001, "end": 12481.6, "text": " Forget you, QR code!"}, {"start": 12506.94, "end": 12508.94, "text": " I'm answering the upset chat."}, {"start": 12508.94, "end": 12513.18, "text": " That lemon pepper is still the fastest thing we have. Do you think that's a possibility, bro?"}, {"start": 12514.5, "end": 12516.5, "text": " Like is it actually?"}, {"start": 12523.460000000001, "end": 12525.460000000001, "text": " Who we're missing"}, {"start": 12527.1, "end": 12531.28, "text": " Who else will be racing chat Billy can you do five in a race? Yeah, you can"}, {"start": 12538.94, "end": 12545.94, "text": " Barcode Billy 5G Lemon Pepper."}, {"start": 12568.94, "end": 12596.94, "text": " There is a chance that women's temper is still, still, the chance."}, {"start": 12596.94, "end": 12625.82, "text": " What, what, what, what, sneak you with the TNW, sneak you with the TNW, thank you."}, {"start": 12625.82, "end": 12641.02, "text": " what what it wasn't early enough in the race to refund it but I don't know if"}, {"start": 12641.02, "end": 12644.02, "text": " If 5G wouldn't have flipped, was 5G winning?"}, {"start": 12644.02, "end": 12646.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12674.02, "end": 12674.86, "text": " Rino."}, {"start": 12679.36, "end": 12681.86, "text": " Why are you 5G flipping now?"}, {"start": 12683.060000000001, "end": 12685.060000000001, "text": " You're responsible for the legacy!"}, {"start": 12700.32, "end": 12703.12, "text": " What is he, is he scared that lemon pepper's in here?"}, {"start": 12704.02, "end": 12706.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12730.5, "end": 12732.5, "text": " Is that a refund"}, {"start": 12734.02, "end": 12741.02, "text": " He, he, he, he literally cheated."}, {"start": 12741.02, "end": 12746.02, "text": " Yeah, we are not even really cheating."}, {"start": 12746.02, "end": 12750.02, "text": " Chat 5G was never flipping until now!"}, {"start": 12750.02, "end": 12753.02, "text": " Why is he flipping?"}, {"start": 12753.02, "end": 12760.02, "text": " It's getting refunded man, golly!"}, {"start": 12783.02, "end": 12797.02, "text": " Check this game gets serious bro."}, {"start": 12797.02, "end": 12801.18, "text": " This game gets serious bro."}, {"start": 12801.18, "end": 12802.58, "text": " I'm over your sweat man."}, {"start": 12802.58, "end": 12809.58, "text": " Like why is 5G flipping over?"}, {"start": 12809.58, "end": 12831.06, "text": " Get your hands out of the back of your feet!"}, {"start": 12831.06, "end": 12854.14, "text": " Last one, no matter what, that's the last one right here, that's it."}, {"start": 12854.14, "end": 12859.58, "text": " We can all say this. These are the four fastest beans that we have, right?"}, {"start": 12861.26, "end": 12864.18, "text": " Somebody said there's a pothole in lane four. You're right."}, {"start": 12864.18, "end": 12868.939999999999, "text": " Let's put barcode in that lane, but he's still just remember the numbers."}, {"start": 12871.099999999999, "end": 12872.939999999999, "text": " Look at the numbers before you vote."}, {"start": 12884.14, "end": 12892.32, "text": " Bar code's consistent. Here's the thing. I think bar code being so consistent literally"}, {"start": 12892.32, "end": 12900.74, "text": " makes bar code the best horse. Which is crazy to say. Bar code legitimately is built for"}, {"start": 12900.74, "end": 12908.5, "text": " it. It's insane. With a beer gut. Yeah, with a beer gut. All of our fastest horses have"}, {"start": 12908.5, "end": 12910.5, "text": " I've got some of them."}, {"start": 12938.5, "end": 12948.24, "text": " It's too close to call, and it's too close to call, real."}, {"start": 12948.24, "end": 12949.24, "text": " Lemonpepper cheated."}, {"start": 12949.24, "end": 12955.94, "text": " He did take off early, but it's, I mean, he was still the fastest, though."}, {"start": 12955.94, "end": 12960.26, "text": " Chat, this is getting serious up in here."}, {"start": 12960.26, "end": 12964.74, "text": " I'm about to have to do some mathematical equations, though."}, {"start": 12964.74, "end": 12966.74, "text": " It's a spooky time, no."}, {"start": 12971.74, "end": 12972.74, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 12980.74, "end": 12982.74, "text": " Last one dead serious."}, {"start": 12982.74, "end": 12995.46, "text": " I gotta go to rehab over this game, bro."}, {"start": 12995.46, "end": 13007.18, "text": " I gotta go to rehab over this game, bro."}, {"start": 13007.18, "end": 13009.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13037.18, "end": 13047.94, "text": " We're throwing all four their DNA in the vat and that's how we're starting the episode."}, {"start": 13047.94, "end": 13050.34, "text": " We're going to peel it from there."}, {"start": 13050.34, "end": 13058.220000000001, "text": " At the end of the day, they are the four best horses that we have straight up period."}, {"start": 13058.220000000001, "end": 13062.58, "text": " Period straight up."}, {"start": 13062.58, "end": 13064.7, "text": " That's what we're starting with tomorrow."}, {"start": 13064.7, "end": 13069.900000000001, "text": " are literally going to throw all for their DNA into that and surely it'll make the fastest thing yet,"}, {"start": 13069.900000000001, "end": 13094.62, "text": " right? You would think you best get you a dipion up in this thing, bubble."}, {"start": 13094.7, "end": 13117.52, "text": " what time is it what time is it what time is it what time"}, {"start": 13117.52, "end": 13119.52, "text": " Spooky time"}, {"start": 13125.6, "end": 13127.6, "text": " What time"}, {"start": 13130.48, "end": 13132.48, "text": " Spooky time buddy"}, {"start": 13135.4, "end": 13137.9, "text": " Say it again. Hey"}, {"start": 13141.08, "end": 13143.08, "text": " Say it again"}, {"start": 13143.6, "end": 13147.34, "text": " Where's the spooky time emo? Oh, no, we need one uh one though, don't we?"}, {"start": 13147.52, "end": 13153.92, "text": " We need one for real."}, {"start": 13153.92, "end": 13160.16, "text": " We know Joke do need some spooky time emote action."}, {"start": 13160.16, "end": 13162.2, "text": " 100%."}, {"start": 13162.2, "end": 13171.0, "text": " Type one if you agree with that statement right there."}, {"start": 13171.0, "end": 13180.12, "text": " I personally agree with that statement right there."}, {"start": 13180.12, "end": 13182.12, "text": " Just in my personal opinion I do."}, {"start": 13185.12, "end": 13186.12, "text": " Where's my..."}, {"start": 13186.12, "end": 13187.12, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 13188.12, "end": 13189.12, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 13192.12, "end": 13193.12, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 13204.12, "end": 13207.12, "text": " You best get you a game for your old Boba Triton!"}, {"start": 13210.12, "end": 13212.12, "text": " Spongebob!"}, {"start": 13270.12, "end": 13272.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13330.12, "end": 13350.44, "text": " All right, that's getting kind of annoying now, ma'am, can you stop?"}, {"start": 13350.44, "end": 13351.44, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 13351.44, "end": 13358.800000000001, "text": " Name of this game is Silent Snow."}, {"start": 13358.800000000001, "end": 13359.920000000002, "text": " I can't throw my FBS up?"}, {"start": 13359.920000000002, "end": 13361.52, "text": " Oh yeah, I can."}, {"start": 13361.52, "end": 13363.44, "text": " Lock in, silent snow."}, {"start": 13363.44, "end": 13366.52, "text": " Gigi, it looks like I'm in the back rooms immediately."}, {"start": 13366.52, "end": 13367.44, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 13369.960000000001, "end": 13373.52, "text": " Current objective, go look around."}, {"start": 13373.52, "end": 13376.76, "text": " Well, that's some objective, I must say."}, {"start": 13376.76, "end": 13380.52, "text": " There's no sensitivity slider, so that's an issue."}, {"start": 13380.52, "end": 13382.52, "text": " I immediately recognize the layout of this house."}, {"start": 13382.52, "end": 13383.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13383.6, "end": 13385.76, "text": " I get to spend my Christmas in an old house"}, {"start": 13385.76, "end": 13388.76, "text": " with no heating and with a little adventure."}, {"start": 13388.76, "end": 13401.04, "text": " Yo, Jimmy with the five. Seth voiced by Sknau. Bro ain't got no head. What are we the headless"}, {"start": 13401.04, "end": 13412.04, "text": " horsemen? Current objective is enjoy the holiday. I mean, I suppose. I suppose I can do that."}, {"start": 13412.04, "end": 13414.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13424.2, "end": 13428.26, "text": " Voice is kind of low, but there's no there's no volume tab"}, {"start": 13430.720000000001, "end": 13434.18, "text": " Current objective grab your jacket. Oh, do we just move in or something?"}, {"start": 13442.04, "end": 13448.080000000002, "text": " Where's my jacket at yo plushie with the tin and thank you"}, {"start": 13449.76, "end": 13454.300000000001, "text": " Hey, W voice actor no not gonna lie. Oh, there's my jacket"}, {"start": 13465.68, "end": 13469.960000000001, "text": " Go to town and find food all right, I can do that I guess we gotta go up the front door"}, {"start": 13472.04, "end": 13485.04, "text": " All right, mate. I'm going to get food. Maybe I'll be back in June."}, {"start": 13485.04, "end": 13497.04, "text": " Yeah, that's great."}, {"start": 13497.04, "end": 13512.880000000001, "text": " was that supposed to happen okay w was weird uncle john just gave us this house for free as well"}, {"start": 13513.68, "end": 13515.68, "text": " uncle john gave us a house for free"}, {"start": 13518.880000000001, "end": 13522.480000000001, "text": " well there there must be something that goes along with that because uh"}, {"start": 13527.04, "end": 13530.04, "text": " Nah, he was trying to get rid of that thing, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13530.04, "end": 13534.04, "text": " He ain't just gonna give us no whole crib for the freesty."}, {"start": 13534.04, "end": 13536.04, "text": " We live in the middle of nowhere."}, {"start": 13536.04, "end": 13537.04, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 13537.04, "end": 13540.04, "text": " He drives like an idiot in the middle of the night in this weather."}, {"start": 13540.04, "end": 13542.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13554.080000000002, "end": 13558.04, "text": " Know how you driving a hundred mile an hour in the snow, bro, are you trying to die?"}, {"start": 13561.240000000002, "end": 13565.5, "text": " What is this where is the town and do we not got like a fool or something to take"}, {"start": 13570.320000000002, "end": 13572.820000000002, "text": " What was up with the little creepy music clip?"}, {"start": 13580.94, "end": 13583.480000000001, "text": " Yo, it's real creepy out here. I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 13584.68, "end": 13588.84, "text": " How far out of town do we live exactly that's my question"}, {"start": 13588.84, "end": 13596.18, "text": " keep on walking. Hey, keep on"}, {"start": 13596.18, "end": 13597.380000000001, "text": " walking. You look, there's a lot"}, {"start": 13597.380000000001, "end": 13598.48, "text": " of snow and stuff on the"}, {"start": 13598.48, "end": 13600.26, "text": " ground and when a lot of snow"}, {"start": 13600.26, "end": 13601.56, "text": " falls on the tree, it makes the"}, {"start": 13601.56, "end": 13604.72, "text": " trees crack. That's what that"}, {"start": 13604.72, "end": 13606.7, "text": " is. That's that noise. The tree"}, {"start": 13606.7, "end": 13609.1, "text": " cracking noise is like from all"}, {"start": 13609.1, "end": 13610.8, "text": " the snow getting on the tree."}, {"start": 13612.54, "end": 13615.6, "text": " And uh, that's why that's there."}, {"start": 13615.6, "end": 13629.6, "text": " That's where somebody blisters up, run I can't, there's no sprint, just keep on moving."}, {"start": 13629.6, "end": 13630.6, "text": " Okay what is that?"}, {"start": 13630.6, "end": 13636.6, "text": " Okay I saw an arm around that tree, I'm just going to ignore that."}, {"start": 13636.6, "end": 13644.6, "text": " Okay, let's keep on going, is this the store right here?"}, {"start": 13644.6, "end": 13653.2, "text": " I'm sure there's something in town that's open."}, {"start": 13653.2, "end": 13655.800000000001, "text": " Well, I'd hope so, buddy."}, {"start": 13655.800000000001, "end": 13656.800000000001, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 13656.800000000001, "end": 13657.800000000001, "text": " Volume."}, {"start": 13657.800000000001, "end": 13665.44, "text": " I done told you all the volume is maxed out, I don't know what you want me to say."}, {"start": 13665.44, "end": 13667.28, "text": " I literally already told you that."}, {"start": 13667.28, "end": 13672.16, "text": " It's like I don't listen half the time, and I literally said that five minutes ago, if"}, {"start": 13672.16, "end": 13673.16, "text": " that."}, {"start": 13673.16, "end": 13679.24, "text": " said there's no pause you can't pause the game right to turn the volume up and"}, {"start": 13679.24, "end": 13682.52, "text": " look at this number right here you see that it's on a hundred you see that"}, {"start": 13682.52, "end": 13689.92, "text": " look at you see that right there so it's on a hundred you see that look you see"}, {"start": 13689.92, "end": 13695.36, "text": " that right there look it's on a hundred look look down there look you see what"}, {"start": 13695.36, "end": 13702.32, "text": " I hit the escape button. No policy. I hit the tab button. I got moon junk out."}, {"start": 13702.32, "end": 13731.82, "text": " The total job, you can't justify it!"}, {"start": 13731.82, "end": 13738.82, "text": " This is why I gotta eat 500 pound drops of string!"}, {"start": 13738.82, "end": 13745.82, "text": " I'm trying to sleep."}, {"start": 13745.82, "end": 13754.82, "text": " Hey man, you guys still open?"}, {"start": 13754.82, "end": 13760.82, "text": " Oh yeah man, we're open all night every night."}, {"start": 13760.82, "end": 13764.82, "text": " What can I get for you?"}, {"start": 13764.82, "end": 13767.82, "text": " Oh, yeah, mate. We're open all night every night. What can I get for you?"}, {"start": 13769.66, "end": 13771.66, "text": " We just moved here."}, {"start": 13771.66, "end": 13773.66, "text": " Just moved into that old house, Newt."}, {"start": 13773.66, "end": 13774.66, "text": " Yeah, that one."}, {"start": 13774.66, "end": 13777.66, "text": " Ah, well. Glad you get to spend the holidays in town, though."}, {"start": 13777.66, "end": 13780.16, "text": " Thanks. Can I get two spicy balls of noodles to go?"}, {"start": 13780.16, "end": 13784.16, "text": " Haha. Noodles. We don't sell noodles here."}, {"start": 13784.16, "end": 13788.66, "text": " But you've got a big sign that says noodles above the star."}, {"start": 13788.66, "end": 13791.66, "text": " Ah, that old thing. It was like that when we got it."}, {"start": 13791.66, "end": 13793.66, "text": " We only sell lasagna and pretzels."}, {"start": 13793.66, "end": 13798.0, "text": " Lasagna and pretzels lasagna and pretzels, okay?"}, {"start": 13798.0, "end": 13802.66, "text": " Can I get two pretzels and some lasagna ghost mate give me two minutes, and it'll be ready"}, {"start": 13803.14, "end": 13805.66, "text": " It's supposed you get there all my trash while you wait no"}, {"start": 13805.66, "end": 13812.32, "text": " I know I could not do that you got me all the way right back what that's top bananas mate. Thanks a lot"}, {"start": 13812.8, "end": 13816.18, "text": " Dog I don't work here. Why you got me taking out your trash"}, {"start": 13823.66, "end": 13830.86, "text": " Is this going to be free why's there no footstep?"}, {"start": 13833.74, "end": 13838.42, "text": " Can I pick this up let's you boy pick that up please"}, {"start": 13841.539999999999, "end": 13846.3, "text": " Yo big dog you want me to take the trash out I can't pick the trash can her trash Barry"}, {"start": 13846.300000000001, "end": 13859.980000000001, "text": " a big dog I can't pick up the truck big dog"}, {"start": 13862.02, "end": 13870.54, "text": " big dog how you want me to take the trash out I can't pick up the trash cup"}, {"start": 13870.54, "end": 13877.54, "text": " So a certain hitbox?"}, {"start": 13877.54, "end": 13879.54, "text": " So"}, {"start": 13907.54, "end": 13927.42, "text": " Wait, maybe this is what they're talking about."}, {"start": 13927.42, "end": 13929.660000000002, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 13929.660000000002, "end": 13931.660000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13931.66, "end": 13938.66, "text": " Turn V sync off. It's already off though."}, {"start": 13946.38, "end": 13952.98, "text": " Yo are we dead serious here? Like what is this? How can this not work?"}, {"start": 13952.98, "end": 13959.98, "text": " How could this just straight up not work?"}, {"start": 13961.66, "end": 13972.66, "text": " How could you have something so obvious that you have to do and just have it not work?"}, {"start": 13972.66, "end": 13973.66, "text": " Lucky me."}, {"start": 13973.66, "end": 13988.66, "text": " I get to spend my Christmas in an old house with no heating and no heating."}, {"start": 13988.66, "end": 14003.46, "text": " 30 FPS wait your way to second you're actually right. I got it you know what I"}, {"start": 14003.46, "end": 14013.42, "text": " bet this will fix in here. Leave it on 30 FPS and turn V sync on hear me out."}, {"start": 14013.42, "end": 14017.9, "text": " hear me out here"}, {"start": 14017.9, "end": 14019.74, "text": " lucky me"}, {"start": 14019.74, "end": 14023.24, "text": " it's been a Christmas in an old house with no heating and a little heat"}, {"start": 14023.24, "end": 14027.24, "text": " you restarted for no reason lol excuse me I couldn't pick up the uh"}, {"start": 14027.24, "end": 14031.74, "text": " I haven't had a chance to go to the store yet"}, {"start": 14031.74, "end": 14034.74, "text": " yeah I can do that no problem"}, {"start": 14034.74, "end": 14037.74, "text": " she has a screen Terran?"}, {"start": 14037.74, "end": 14041.74, "text": " it's really cold out unless you take your flashlight"}, {"start": 14041.74, "end": 14043.74, "text": " Yeah, I always keep it on me."}, {"start": 14043.74, "end": 14045.98, "text": " I'm not sure if the Christmas tree was essentially."}, {"start": 14045.98, "end": 14048.86, "text": " Buddy, quit with your old, with your happy mood now."}, {"start": 14048.86, "end": 14051.14, "text": " You done killed my five dog style."}, {"start": 14051.14, "end": 14051.98, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 14052.82, "end": 14053.82, "text": " Yeah, that's right."}, {"start": 14057.18, "end": 14059.02, "text": " That did not happen the first time."}, {"start": 14059.02, "end": 14061.619999999999, "text": " Golly, that's how you know I'm angry."}, {"start": 14061.619999999999, "end": 14063.5, "text": " That thing went fly."}, {"start": 14064.98, "end": 14067.42, "text": " Lord have mercy, y'all see that?"}, {"start": 14068.619999999999, "end": 14070.1, "text": " That thing went fly."}, {"start": 14070.1, "end": 14081.1, "text": " I guess he just wanted to enjoy the night in the city before he got to work."}, {"start": 14081.1, "end": 14086.1, "text": " Hey, it better work this time, you gotta be messed up."}, {"start": 14086.1, "end": 14092.1, "text": " He's moving his lives like an idiot in the middle of the night in this weather."}, {"start": 14092.1, "end": 14113.74, "text": " Move my facecam so y'all can see the current objective."}, {"start": 14113.74, "end": 14123.74, "text": " SW to move forward, by the way."}, {"start": 14123.74, "end": 14124.74, "text": " Thanks pal."}, {"start": 14124.74, "end": 14134.699999999999, "text": " I appreciate that right there."}, {"start": 14134.699999999999, "end": 14139.74, "text": " Didn't you play this game a few minutes ago, but it now get out of here."}, {"start": 14139.74, "end": 14160.74, "text": " You're not even getting a response out of me."}, {"start": 14160.74, "end": 14166.539999999999, "text": " So we have it on 30 FPS and we have it on the scene."}, {"start": 14166.54, "end": 14173.54, "text": " Maybe it was just a glitch and now we got it."}, {"start": 14173.54, "end": 14183.54, "text": " Did you try holding a knob?"}, {"start": 14183.54, "end": 14186.140000000001, "text": " Sure didn't, but I sat there the whole time and didn't try that once."}, {"start": 14186.140000000001, "end": 14187.140000000001, "text": " Sure didn't."}, {"start": 14187.14, "end": 14189.14, "text": " Come on, let's get that dude out of here now."}, {"start": 14200.82, "end": 14202.42, "text": " Hey man, are you guys still open?"}, {"start": 14202.42, "end": 14205.699999999999, "text": " Oh yeah, man. We're open all night, every night. What can I get for you?"}, {"start": 14205.699999999999, "end": 14208.74, "text": " Uh, well, we just moved here."}, {"start": 14208.74, "end": 14211.06, "text": " Just moved into that old house, near the warrants."}, {"start": 14211.06, "end": 14212.26, "text": " Yeah, that one."}, {"start": 14212.26, "end": 14215.22, "text": " Ah well. Glad you get to spend the holidays in town, man."}, {"start": 14215.220000000001, "end": 14217.7, "text": " Thanks, can I get two spicy balls of noodles to go?"}, {"start": 14217.7, "end": 14221.380000000001, "text": " Haha, noodles. We didn't sell noodles here."}, {"start": 14221.380000000001, "end": 14226.02, "text": " But you've got a big sign that says noodles above the star."}, {"start": 14226.02, "end": 14230.740000000002, "text": " Ah, that old thing. It was like that when we got it. We only sold lasagna and pretzels."}, {"start": 14230.740000000002, "end": 14232.820000000002, "text": " Lasagna and pretzels?"}, {"start": 14232.820000000002, "end": 14234.740000000002, "text": " Lasagna and pretzels."}, {"start": 14234.740000000002, "end": 14237.62, "text": " Okay, can I get two pretzels and some lasagna?"}, {"start": 14237.62, "end": 14240.500000000002, "text": " Of course, mate. Give me two minutes and it'll be ready."}, {"start": 14240.500000000002, "end": 14242.740000000002, "text": " I don't suppose you get to throw out my trash while you wait."}, {"start": 14242.74, "end": 14245.22, "text": " I promise it'll be done as soon as you're done."}, {"start": 14245.72, "end": 14247.72, "text": " Sure. I'll be right back."}, {"start": 14247.72, "end": 14249.88, "text": " That's top bananas, mate. Thanks a lot."}, {"start": 14252.08, "end": 14256.68, "text": " Like the current objective, I still go to town and find food, so I guess it's not gonna work again."}, {"start": 14262.18, "end": 14264.68, "text": " Are you- are you dead serious?"}, {"start": 14272.74, "end": 14291.42, "text": " You did serious for real ski?"}, {"start": 14291.42, "end": 14313.460000000001, "text": " You can't go this way."}, {"start": 14313.460000000001, "end": 14317.62, "text": " Yo developers, developers."}, {"start": 14317.62, "end": 14324.62, "text": " Now on this planet Earth does this does this does this get through?"}, {"start": 14332.62, "end": 14338.62, "text": " I'm looking up a YouTube video."}, {"start": 14338.62, "end": 14344.62, "text": " Horsey game would never."}, {"start": 14344.62, "end": 14346.62, "text": " Did you pay for this? Yeah, it's $2."}, {"start": 14352.300000000001, "end": 14354.300000000001, "text": " What was the name of this game again?"}, {"start": 14374.62, "end": 14404.18, "text": " I'm about to crap my drawers just to feel the warmth at this point."}, {"start": 14404.18, "end": 14407.300000000001, "text": " No, there's there's no gameplay of it on YouTube, bruh."}, {"start": 14420.74, "end": 14423.02, "text": " Broke paid two dollars for a virus."}, {"start": 14429.14, "end": 14431.78, "text": " But can anybody see if there's any of this on YouTube?"}, {"start": 14431.78, "end": 14433.300000000001, "text": " Because there's not a gameplay on YouTube."}, {"start": 14434.18, "end": 14464.06, "text": " Well, what?"}, {"start": 14464.06, "end": 14465.279999999999, "text": " We couldn't recommend this to anyone."}, {"start": 14465.279999999999, "end": 14467.019999999999, "text": " Probably because making a game needs more depth"}, {"start": 14467.019999999999, "end": 14468.38, "text": " and more polish."}, {"start": 14468.38, "end": 14469.34, "text": " Pacing."}, {"start": 14469.34, "end": 14470.3, "text": " What do you mean pacing?"}, {"start": 14470.3, "end": 14472.1, "text": " How'd you get past the garbage bag?"}, {"start": 14491.939999999999, "end": 14493.539999999999, "text": " The bottom one?"}, {"start": 14493.54, "end": 14494.62, "text": " Yeah, that's a paid review."}, {"start": 14494.62, "end": 14495.660000000002, "text": " It has to be."}, {"start": 14495.660000000002, "end": 14498.660000000002, "text": " How could you, there's no way you could refund it."}, {"start": 14502.62, "end": 14504.26, "text": " Maybe it'll be patched though."}, {"start": 14510.86, "end": 14514.300000000001, "text": " I couldn't finish it earlier at bug after I got food."}, {"start": 14514.300000000001, "end": 14515.94, "text": " You played this game?"}, {"start": 14523.54, "end": 14539.42, "text": " Everyone's saying to hold E. Oh, yeah. Well, everyone's a goober. Well, maybe be tabbing"}, {"start": 14539.42, "end": 14553.220000000001, "text": " out a fix and hold up. Wait, I have a solution. Wait a minute. I have a solution. Wait a"}, {"start": 14553.220000000001, "end": 14555.220000000001, "text": " I don't know what's going on."}, {"start": 14560.220000000001, "end": 14562.220000000001, "text": " Shh."}, {"start": 14568.220000000001, "end": 14577.220000000001, "text": " A-A-O-A-I-O-O-A-I-O-O-A-I-O-A-I-O-A-I-O-A."}, {"start": 14583.220000000001, "end": 14589.1, "text": " Oh, wait, I have to go over here."}, {"start": 14589.1, "end": 14594.980000000001, "text": " Great, Shrami, I love you tonight."}, {"start": 14594.980000000001, "end": 14595.980000000001, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 14595.980000000001, "end": 14602.62, "text": " That game looks so good in the bad gum screen shots!"}, {"start": 14602.62, "end": 14609.140000000001, "text": " Why did that game look so good in the screen shots?"}, {"start": 14609.14, "end": 14611.14, "text": " I can't pick up a garbage bag!"}, {"start": 14617.14, "end": 14622.14, "text": " We could have been doing more in bleeding on horsey game than that swap!"}, {"start": 14624.14, "end": 14627.14, "text": " Maybe there'll be a better horror game tomorrow, that's crazy."}, {"start": 14627.14, "end": 14632.14, "text": " How can you just be like, huh, well, where does that go, where does that go?"}, {"start": 14632.14, "end": 14638.14, "text": " I guess we just ain't gonna let you pick up the garbage bag, we just gonna let him walk 15 feet"}, {"start": 14638.14, "end": 14643.14, "text": " You can't pick up the garbage bag, I guess, whatever."}, {"start": 14644.58, "end": 14646.38, "text": " Great stream of the way."}, {"start": 14646.38, "end": 14649.019999999999, "text": " Hey, great stream of the way, I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 14649.019999999999, "end": 14652.98, "text": " Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again"}, {"start": 14652.98, "end": 14655.9, "text": " tonight, appreciate all the gift this subs,"}, {"start": 14655.9, "end": 14657.619999999999, "text": " don't those bits follows, and of course,"}, {"start": 14657.619999999999, "end": 14659.14, "text": " I appreciate all of y'all just hanging out."}, {"start": 14659.14, "end": 14661.22, "text": " Hey, gonna have a good rest of y'all's night,"}, {"start": 14661.22, "end": 14662.74, "text": " have a good day tomorrow, I'll see y'all tomorrow,"}, {"start": 14662.74, "end": 14664.3, "text": " ladies and gentlemen, I love you, all right?"}, {"start": 14664.3, "end": 14665.14, "text": " Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 14665.14, "end": 14667.22, "text": " B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b"}]}