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Gigi.
Kitty.
Yes.
absolutely positively yeah positively absolutely undoubtedly you know the
drill hey hey you know the drill Bubba if you don't then you do now
Cheers.
Oh.
Yo.
What's good was good was good was good ladies and gentlemen. I
Have the return once more yet again yet again once more yet again
Yo aggro crank B with the 32 WB miss boost J. Hey night
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black hoodie I repeat
black hoodie as you can tell
as you can tell it absolutely is absolutely is that's a robe same thing
shout out everybody's day going on the scale of one to ten let me hear it huh how
we doing on a scale of one to ten man huh huh yo Elizabeth with the five W
Elizabeth with the five. Thank you, Elizabeth with the five W. Elizabeth. Type one if your
name is Elizabeth in here, by the way, how many Elizabeth's do we got up in here? How
How many?
At least one.
A. At least one, buddy.
You hear that?
Listen to this.
Ah!
Yeah!
Chad, I like this thing, bro.
Not gonna lie.
I like this thing right here.
Listen.
You know what I mean?
Here you go.
Right here.
Here you go.
but I think take up the whole screen ski hold up
look brothers they take up the whole screen
Yeah! Lee!
Take up the whole screen, I pay!
That's just how large I am.
This thing takes up the whole screen, I can't even use it as a necklace. That's wild.
Wait, that's actually crazy, dawg.
Wait, that's...
No, I couldn't either I'm gonna get choked out hold up
No, I can't get it it's alright though
Wrapping around your waist all that for sure ain't gonna happen big dog look at it
Yeah, no no no chance there a
No chance
Oh man, I did it!
I like this thing though, not gonna lie, this thing ain't clean.
Hey, I ain't gonna lie to y'all, I like this thing right here.
You know what I mean?
I like this thing.
Bang ho
Did I mess up the camera over
Wow, it actually didn't mess the camera up like at all that's crazy
Wait that's actually crazy it didn't mess up the camera like at all whatsoever like none
Need about five all the true
Yeah, what'd y'all do today, man, huh?
What did y'all do?
What did y'all do today?
School.
You went to school!
Say it ain't so!
Don't tell me you went to school, man!
be doing that. Yo, case, those foot massage with the 5000 bits WK, so foot massage with the 5000 bits.
Case, you're the best streamer on all time. Thank you. Case, those foot massage. I appreciate that.
Thank you. Appreciate that. I had a presentation cap. No, you did not be you did not have no
presentation. What did you presentate them? You didn't know you didn't. I was supposed to go to the gym but it was leg day so I skipped it. Understandable. That's understandable right there. If there ever was a day in the gym that you're going to skip it would be a leg day. There's no doubt about it.
You okay with the 10 Katrina with the five is smiling with the five. Thank you
Yeah, if there is a day in the gym that you're gonna skip it might as well be a leg day buddy cuz anybody trying to do that
It sucks
Leg day just straight up sucks man
It means you hold nervous system up. You're shaking the rest of the day. You don't feel good. It's just terrible
I like leg day. I don't only do one exercise every leg day though. I only do one one exercise
every leg day. It's the I only do one. It is legitimately just leg press. I don't do
nothing else. Only leg press. That's it. That's all I do. You wouldn't catch me dead squatting
at my ripe old age of 27 anymore.
You would not catch me dead squatting.
Never, not no more, not for me.
Nope.
All I'm doing is leg press.
That's it.
Yep.
So do.
Chicken legs, no, you wish, bro.
You don't lost your mind.
You talking about I squat your whole bloodline blood don't play with me, but I ain't going I ain't gonna do those squats
And I got too old for that I
Used to have a dude back in the day. I used to have a big dog squat on me, bro. No joke I
Had a bit out of big squad on me back in a day
So did
Squat max I ain't gonna tell y'all what my squat max is cuz y'all ain't gonna believe it, so I'm gonna tell you
Okay, so it's my 19th birthday. He wish you happy birthday. Yo happy happy 19th birthday cool casey. Happy birthday
Happy 19th birthday. Thank you
Yo happy 21st birthday peers chat till peers second 21st birthday happy 21st birthday peers
You're seriously going to look at the size of me and guess my max squat was 350.
No, it literally wasn't my max squad. I ever hit no joke. No joke. I hit it in a spare
room of my other trap house. It was 675 for one on my life. If I'm lying, I'm dying.
you know what else is crazy? I did that at the age of 21 and ever since that day I never
squatted again and I never will squat again for the rest of my life. Never. Unless I absolutely
have to or I'll die, I'll never do another squat. I never will. Never again. Yep, but
why? I don't know what it is, bro. There's something about
putting a barbell on the back of my neck and squatting. It makes
me sick to my stomach and dizzy. I don't know what it is. I
can't do it. It makes me it makes me physically ill. I don't
know why it just does. It literally makes me physically ill.
And then I got to a point I was like, you know what? I don't
even want to do this no more. So I'm not gonna do it no more. And
I have it in a good seven or so years now.
Yeah.
Does my dad work out?
My dad was going to the gym with me pretty consistently
until he got snapped up on the four wheeler
and he hasn't been back since.
Leg press.
Oh, max leg press.
Probably about 1200.
He's got dude, he's got something messed up in his shoulder. He ain't been able to go back to the gym since
Yep something messed up in his shoulder after the full-willer accident
And he's been he's just been you know max deadlift
I don't know it's been so long. I ain't catching I ain't doing a deadlift anymore either
One time I hurt my lower back real bad doing a deadlift. I'll probably never do another deadlift either
No joke, I'll probably never do another one of those again either nowadays. I could maybe maybe get
Just like 500 nowadays maybe for one, but I'm not I wouldn't even do it
Now back in the day. Oh back in the day ski. Oh man. Oh, you don't want to tell y'all is a unit man.
I was a unit dog.
I swear.
Deadlift is not worth doing.
Yeah, I don't think it is, bro. Unless you have absolutely perfect form, you got a chance
to snap something up too easy doing deadlift. Not gonna lie. Because you go up with one
deadlift just wrong one time, you feel something snap, your whole life is over. It's like,
Oh, my bad, shouldn't have tried that.
Hey, shouldn't have tried that.
My fiance got a hernia deadlifting.
Oh, dude, oh, hernias are, oh man.
Yeah, those are bad.
Yo, happy birthday, Nikki.
Chat's on Nikki, happy birthday, happy birthday, Nikki.
Happy birthday as well, Ruby.
You a goober by the way ruby, but it wasn't for me that was
Evelyn said that not me, but happy birthday ruby. Thank you
W. Roosky for real. Oh
Ruby
Say I remember that y'all remember that uh
Y'all remember that that show back in the day max and ruby
Max and ruby ruby and max dog
I thought that was a good talk.
Bro, that show, I don't know why.
But back in the day, I thought that show, when I was a kid, I thought that show was good, bro.
It was goofy, but I don't know why something bad was entertaining.
Chad, y'all remember the backyard against dude?
Do you remember the backyard against?
The backyard
I remember that one dude the backyard against
What else was it what else it have
The backyard against the
SpongeBob yeah, well SpongeBob's like a given though you got
You got a
What other kid shows that I grew up on blues clues
Blues clues I
Like me some blues clues. You know what else I like to I like Clifford the big red dog
dog
Clifford I
Like some Clifford action. You know what else I like to no joke Bob the builder, bro
I like Bob the builder too
No joke Bob the Builder what other kid shows that I watch man
Dragotales, I didn't watch dragotales
Yeah courage the cowardly dog, but I I
Don't know if I consider courage the cowardly dog like a kid show like something like blues clues
I would consider a kid show, you know what I mean? Curris the cowardly dogs kind of like, you know
You're like PBS action or something like that there was a bunch of bangers bruh
No joke it was some bangers man
Powerpuff girls I didn't watch much of that but powerpuff spy kids dog y'all remember spy kids, dude
Yeah, road rats
World rats
What's that one brother was another one
Lazy town bro. I watched Lazy town too. No joke. I used to watch Lazy town RIP to that one guy
Who was like the main actor in it RIP? I forgot his name
Dog I watched Lazy town too dude Lazy town was good when I was a kid
Was his name yet Carl?
Carl Stephenson I think yeah RIP that show was golden
Yep, I never watched Arthur.
Cat dog bro, I work, cat dog is a real old one.
Cat dog is a super old one.
Yep, fairly odd parents.
Y'all know another good cartoon bro.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends dog.
home for imaginary friends was actually straight straight up cinema dude. I don't care what nobody says.
That show.
Zack and Cody. No, I never watched that slot. No, that show was goaded.
Odds are but if it was on Disney Channel, odds are I never watched it. I was not a Disney fan.
It was either Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon for me.
Straight up, I never was down with the Disney.
It was either Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon.
Straight up, I never, hardly ever,
catch me clicking on the Disney channel.
Yeah, I watched Drake and Josh.
Yep.
What about Chowder?
I did watch a little bit of Chowder too.
Yep.
I remember being in school. And
there was this teen Titan side
scroller computer game. Am I
tripping? It was like a fighting
game.
Wait, what was that game?
What was that game?
I don't know if it was on Gamecube, but I remember Battle Blitz.
Wait a minute!
That can't be it.
This was it this was it bro I would do we would be in computer lab dog we would we would
like play this game on the computers in the computer lab in school bro. I swear. Oh my
goodness I remember this. Oh my goodness I remember this bro. Bro did anybody else play
Ladies, dude?
Bro!
What a spammer!
Good spamming, bud!
Yeah, I used to play that on a computer
in a computer lab, bro, I'm dead serious.
that was straight fire bro what character did you play I don't even remember
it's been so long but I do I do remember I do remember playing it though
Absolutely I do.
Shodoo!
I see you play Siege now, Offstream.
Where did you see that dog? No, I do not. What?
You must have saw an AI video because I absolutely do not play Siege, Offstream.
You are tripping.
Cap bro, why would I lie about that? When's the last time I played Siege?
I haven't played Siege since April 17th of 2024.
I do not play siege all stream
It was on tiktok it had to be be playing counter strike because I do not play siege all stream
Absolutely not
Every I will dabble on some counter strike a little bit though even though I suck
Oh, yeah.
It's out.
I showed y'all this yesterday.
You can officially get this today, big dog.
the six pack you can officially get this today at use cheeky comm and you can use discount code
queso for 10% off quesos cocoa mo big dog it's some smell them good buddy straight smell them
goods. What's it smell like? Greatness. The best thing ever, if you will. Perhaps even
the greatest potentially ever perhaps maybe that's some smell them goods right
there but what you tell me I don't play with me what you go oh yeah Chad I had a
dream about horsey game by the way I had a dream I had a dream that I need to get
one of the horses with the spring leg genetic modifier.
Yeah, I remember that one horse's name
was like bow or something.
And he had like the spring leg thing
where he would kind of like hop,
like a rabbit a little bit.
Yeah, I remember that.
I had a dream that I needed to get a horse
that has that genetic.
And no, it wasn't kickstand.
It was one that actually was like a spring.
It like went up and like, they were bouncing.
Paul's and I had a dream that if I get one of those, maybe, maybe there's a chance.
But chat, you know what steel doesn't make any sense, bro.
I got an alligator slash giraffe hybrid with DNA optimizer speed demon bro.
Where is the swap?
If cases having dreams about the horse game, we've gone too far.
Oh, it has.
It really has.
It's gone.
It's gone too far.
Search the map up on Google, perhaps you're right, perhaps you are right.
This doesn't tell me anything.
Yo.
Is that how you say that?
How do you pronounce that?
Shane?
Shane Hawk?
Yo, I'm going to call you Hawk.
Hawke with the hundred gifted subs.
Lord have mercy.
W. Hawke with the hundred gifted.
Oh my goodness.
Appreciate that Hawke with the hundred.
Lord have mercy.
W. Hawke for real with the 100 gifted subs.
That is absolutely insane.
And I appreciate that for real.
Thank you.
W halt man. Thank you for the huh and darling
W halt man
Appreciate that now hold up
Chat is this the swamp right here
Okay, but another question is then
This is this is also a swamp, right?
My map looks different than this
It's randomized. Oh, is it really? Oh
Oh, it's randomized yo, Andrew with the five. Thank you, Andrew with the five preset that thank you
Bro, this game is so deep. I can't I actually can't believe it. I saw a comment or something
Saying I could get my trophies and do what with them. I can't remember what it said
What's scaring me is people keep saying I haven't even seen like even a little bit of the monstrosities in this game.
Sell them at Sweeties.
Man, I'm getting all... I'm bootin' it up, get off me.
me boon it up whoo this is the best game ever man I swear I swear bro I swear it is dude
I swear oh yeah oh yeah hey I'm about to start this episode off I'm about to get the
the crib organized. No joke. I'm about to clear the crib out. I'm so serious. Great
tabby cab with the five. Thank you. We're about to start. We're about to start. We're
we need to. Okay, look, the crib is way too. You know what I mean? It's bad. We got to
get rid of some people here. We got to figure out who we want to keep and who we want to
get rid of. You suck. What about screensaver? Screen saver was just regular horse. You know
what I mean?
Oh, you know, I'll put screensaver in the wild. Maybe he'll pass down as genetics. We
We have Algernon D. Horsey that we got out of the cave.
Well, it was a bone.
We'll leave him here.
We have Amphibian.
I think we put Amphibian in the retirement home.
Amphibian was goaded.
Satellites, whatever.
That's the, that's the descendant of Antana.
We got Kia and we got Marshmallow.
We might have to glue Marshmallow.
I'm not going to lie.
Do we glue Marshmallow?
Hello. Yeah, we got to glue more smell here. We're going to get them boots back. All right.
Look, if you were not here last episode, which was yesterday, by the way, we still have yet
to find. We still have yet to find anybody that can be faster than tater. It's crazy.
It's insane when you think about it.
Tater is still to this day, to this day the absolute dope.
No doubt about it.
Copy Marshmallow, not Marshmallow, ain't that good.
RIP Marshmallow.
I got the boots back, it's all right.
Now we've cleared out the home base here.
All we have is the human in the car.
Okay, that's all we have.
Let me drop some stuff off here.
Where should we start today, bro?
Imma go try to find a swamp.
Do I go wider left?
Top left.
This isn't Swampland, right?
Is this Swampland?
Who got some hay?
I'll take that.
Okay.
I haven't been this far over here.
I don't, oh my goodness.
What is this?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yo Bam Bam with the TN, this thing might be anti-flip.
Wait a second!
Wait!
Hold on!
Look here, it's slow, but hear me out.
I think it is impossible for this thing to flip over.
I think we need to keep this thing and breed it with something.
Because if we can breed this with something and it's actually fast and it has the head
action in the in the center? There's a chance.
I'm naming him dead center. Let's go try to find an alligator real quick. Wait a minute.
That has potential, bruh. The car?
What the fuck?
Potential!
Potential here, what?!
Do you think this thing can win a race?
It can't flip!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm putting no flip in a race, I do not care.
I think no flip could win one of these.
I'm dead serious, I think no flip could win this.
Pecan, Pecan looks kind of fast.
This is big cheese's offspring.
No flip, golly.
Horus, roast just a regular dude, Mutsu.
Oh my goodness, that's a descendant of salad days
in Lance Corporal GG, Mutsu Wednesdays.
Hey, GG chat Mutsu wins these all. It is what it is. Send it.
Oh!
No flip! Wait a minute!
["No Flip"]
You know what? Hear me out.
I think no flip has a chance to win a big boy race.
I'm gonna see if no flip can win this one too.
If no flip wins this,
we're going straight to a big boy race.
Jelly donut.
Inventive step.
Why does bro look kind of fast?
Wait a minute.
Wait, why does this horse look kind of fast?
Okay, same one from last race, Solution Sphere, three races ain't want to single one low-key
mid.
Send it.
That's a terrible start from no flip.
This is the worst start.
No way!
Oh my god!
That's a terrible start from no flip.
This is the worst start.
No way!
Oh my go-
Here I come!
No!
I
So quick, yeah, over here at KSOS Horse Racing Legacy.
We do not accept nothing but the best.
You mess up once, you're dead.
You're turned into a Elmer's Glue State Mud.
I am at top left here. I just want to tell y'all there's no swamp here by the way
Is this swamp?
No.
Blah, blah, blah.
Go down, we already did that.
Bottom, middle, bottom right, all right, man.
The sound of the alligator is even good, by the way.
What do y'all want me to get an alligator so bad for?
I
Love it, there's some crazy out here
Oh, you're coming home with me!
I
Wait, let me come.
Is this what I was yesterday?
It is.
Chad, I think, I don't think there's a swamp in this game.
Why are the alligators so elusive?
I see potential here, I'm not gonna lie.
Not you though!
You.
No, you.
You.
Too old.
Yes.
Which direction do I go exactly?
I'll go right down.
Okay.
What direction do I go exactly from this point?
The right, chat there ain't no swamp on this map man.
I was here yesterday too.
Yo Zereth with the five.
Under the power plant?
Okay I can feel that.
There's one to go to the power plant
Wait, this is it
They won't be underwater, so they're on the surface?
See, what is this place?
Wait, you get them from bones?
Are you serious?
You can't even dig this up though.
This game haunts my dreams at night, true.
Under the power plant.
So we go back to the power plant.
potential. What is that one to blow up with these?
Wait Chad, this one might have potential actually, I'm keeping it too.
Oh my goodness, what is that?
I'll do a circus later. So do I go directly down to get to the swamp now?
This is it.
We found it!
This is it!
There ain't no alligator!
Horse, huh?
Dig?
So if I find a bone, it's gonna be an alligator.
Is that what you're telling me?
Oh, those are clean.
This is not the swamp.
What?
What is that?
Is that it?
What is that going to be?
Just look it up now, that would spoil it.
Bro that's not an alligator SHUT UP NERD!
There's the map I left.
You ready?
Three to bits with a five.
We have too many horses in here, hold on.
We have too many horses here, hold on.
Chat, where is the dad gum thing, dude?
You all don't know where it's at, y'all been lying to us all the time, y'all don't even
know where it's at.
Y'all don't even know where it's at!
too old I have an idea I have an idea type one if you want to see my idea
Let's see what this random one I found was, or whatever it does, what?
Okay let's see how you do.
Wait a minute.
Dude, yo tricks with the five.
Booth, I'm worried about, I'm not worried about him being fast.
I'm saying there's potential we breed him.
I have an idea.
That might be crazy there!
Yo!
This might be crazy!
I'm racing him.
I'm naming him Jail sale feeding trade slot because it looks like he has one on his side.
Send it.
Let's go. Let's see if jail cell feeding trace slot can get it done. Okay, who do we got?
Wow, this thing looked, oh my goodness, what is this? Flappy? Flappy's gonna instantaneously
tip over. We ain't worried about Flappy. Moo Moo? I don't know about Moo Moo. Marmalade,
I think jail cell feeding tray slot wins this.
Send it.
Who is Bob's best pal?
I'm going to go steal this horse right here.
Zoe with the TNW Zoe. Get the dog who's selling it. Peace, idiot.
Okay, does the Giselle have spring legs?
That's what I had a dream about last night.
It does.
The Giselle has spring legs.
So if I do this, it ain't go dead center.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait just a minute. Wait just a minute. Wait just a minute. Wait just a minute.
I had a dream about this!
Why don't you have the spree-
Why don't you have the script!
This thing is gonna be slow as Christmas chat. Oh my goodness. It's so front heavy!
Give it boots.
Hey, everybody's getting glued, I do not care.
Yeah, that's why I just glued a human.
That's right.
What are you going to do about it?
Anything to get the dub.
Let's get rid of you two.
I'm not going to kill you, though.
Wait, wait, that's, wait, that's what I told ya!
No way.
I'm named a landmaster that looks like an outline of a landmass on its fur.
I'm racing him.
Let's go, let's race him here!
Oh my goodness, we're racing against the dog and Biggles.
Look at this, Goober!
If Biggles wins this race, I'm cutting the stream off instantaneously like I'm dead serious.
This looks like a tough race for landmass here.
We're going to get, say, literal dog, by the way.
Why is that going so fast?
That's not even fair!
Why is that dog so fast?
That's not even fair!
Who do I go to buy that from?
Somebody's gonna...
Yes.
Hold on before you race that dog again, look here.
My name is Case.
I am a multi...
multi-international race winner. I have one of the fastest horses in history named Tater.
In other words, I got motion. Is that dog for sale? Yes, Bob's best pal. He is. Just name your price.
right okay okay thank you
I just worked out a deal
$880 I'll take them.
Oh my god.
Chat our new legacy?
Post Tater Legacy starts right now.
We just found something faster than data.
Magnetic with the 5.
I gotta get this thing's DNA right now.
Chat.
It is legitimately undeniable.
This thing is, like, I don't even think it's just faster than Tater.
It's 10 times faster than Tater, like I'm dead serious.
Tater's legacy is over.
Chat Tater's legacy is over.
You're staying here!
Are y'all ready for Tater's legacy to be over?
It's over now.
Chad, it's actually over, dawg.
It's finally, we finally found something faster than Tater.
Not only did we find something faster than Tater, I think it's monumentally faster than
Tater.
Are you ready for the race of the absolute century?
Are you ready for the absolute race of the century?
Wait, bro needs meat?
What do I do?
Chat, which one is this?
Is this Tater's DNA right here?
This is Tater's DNA on the right, right?
Tater, and then the one right below Tater is the dog.
How do I feed him?
Does he have to go eat somebody?
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Shoot a horse?
I gotta go!
The tint in the south and hunt for me.
What?
I'll feed him a bone right underneath it, you might be right.
I
The team with the guns this way!
Yep!
Okay!
what is that star on the map what is that
Oh my goodness, no way.
Oh, that speeds up the time!
No way!
What a swamp!
I'm 99% sure there is no swamp, yeah.
What's happening?
What if we find something to eat at?
What?
Where's the place?
I think we'll find something to eat at.
Whoa, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the?
Greedy Island, wait a minute.
could that be it could that be it right there chat could that bone be it
There's a cave down there.
There's no animals here.
How do I know what a bad one is?
chat what are y'all saying? chat there's nothing in the cave bro there's never
anything in any cave dig the mountain
I don't think y'all know what y'all talking about
Is that an ice skate?
I am fully convinced at this point that y'all made up the alligators and made up the entire swamp.
This is in no means a spy, no means a swamp, by the way.
the way. Y'all are like fully trippin, dude.
I did research that gators appear over some body of looks like a pond.
No digging involved.
You have to lasso them when they sleep.
So you'll just randomly see them is what you're saying.
This game is crazy chat bro what?
Okay S.J. thank you.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
Chaff, this is a great moment, but a sad moment.
bittersweet you might add yes i think we finally found something that is faster than tater
but it's bittersweet because we found something faster than tater
it's kind of sad
i'm waiting 40 seconds so they get out of the ads
Tater's legacy was great and it was a long legacy but I think we start a new
legacy here of Bob's best panel.
13 seconds.
I say it's a close race. I really don't even think it will be. I think Bob's best pal is about to gustator
This is about to be the first time ever that something makes tater look slow, which I never thought I would be saying
I think that's it for Tater's legacy, man.
Go to the neighbor's house with your DNA from your best animals.
has a lab that you can optimize all your genes with? What? Do it again. Is there ever a universe
What's that tater can beat Bob's best pal, man?
It's over.
Chater's legacy is it's it's done man.
Crispy with the five.
the sign what sign oh you can extend the race let's do a 20 for long one more
Y'all ready?
Let's get a refund on that.
Yo Groovy with the 5W, Groovy with the 5.
Grig, bro, we're seeing which one's faster and tip over literally does not count in a
This race are you kidding me?
Yo macho with the team
He's inconsistent. I don't think he is though because that's the first time he's flipped. I didn't even think he could flip
to keep it fair. We'll refund
that since Tater Flip. If y'all
to keep it fair refund since
Tater Flip. Yep. We play it
both ways. Even though I think
it's over, Chad, I think it's
over. Chad, salute to Tater
We can still say this, I will still say this, Tater is the fastest horse, still, just Bob's
best pal is obviously a dog, man.
I messed up. But once I pay attention to refund it, run it again. Taters it won Bob's Best Pallet too, man.
Now the question is, chat, will there ever be anything better faster than Bob's Best Pallet?
There is no universe unless a catastrophic flip over were to happen.
to happen. Where Tater can beat Bob's best pal. I never thought I'd see the day man.
Breed them? I think it would unironically make Bob's jeans slower if I'd breed them with Tater.
Re-funded again, man. It's under. Just refunded again. That's cool.
Bring B&A with the five.
I need to go have a conversation with the original tater man.
How do you do?
Hey!
Tater Man, your legacy, your genetics, your speed, has carried us to a net worth of 25
of $25,000, Tater.
All of our success has stemmed from you, Tater.
OK.
You will forever still in my eyes.
Be the goat.
Always.
Yo, Ligma with the five.
Aw, bent it.
You will always still be the goat, Titer.
So y'all are saying bring the DNA to my neighbor's house?
Is it this?
Is it Bob?
The modern house?
Are you sure?
The modern house?
Are you saying the suburban house?
I'm gonna keep it a stag which although forgot where that was
Where is it?
So do I bring Bob's DNA to this dude right here?
This is Bob's DNA, man.
What do we do about wheels?
Is wheels going to be worth anything, bro?
So we pour Bob's DNA in here.
I
What
What just happened?
What do I do with the floppy disk?
Combine the disk with a new horse.
Do I put this horse in here and then put the disc in here?
Now I hit DNA and now I hit gene drive.
He weighs one pound more than Bob!
I gotta go shoot a horse real quick, I'm sorry!
AHH! I'm sorry!
AHH!
I'm nervous is this thing gonna be faster than Bob's best pal?
Bob vs. Evil Bob
Bob's best for Evil Bob weighs exactly one pound more than Bob's best pal by the way
Evil Bob at one Bob's best pal at two at...
I'm scared!
I
Already
How? How did he win last second? How did Evil Bob win last second?
Double bob it one, bombs miss pallet two again.
12.30.
20.
He really is evil?
You moved it so close!
That is crazy!
I know what to do.
Hey.
I know what to do.
Are you hearing me out?
This is Bob's right here, right?
No, this is Evil Bob's.
We're putting Evil Bob's up here.
Remember that.
I
this is a mix between Tater and Bob this is what it came out to
We are putting Bob against the midst of Peter and Bob!
I look at the wrong Bob, hold up, we've done that.
Evil Bob's faster.
Science has gone too far, it really has.
Science has gone too far.
Alexander with the five. Thank you the mix between the two evil Bob and two Bob's best
There's no way that that the one up top is faster than the bobs.
There's no way.
There's no way, oh my god, wait!
We created the fastest day ever!
There it is!
What are you doing?
Yes!
Oh my god, no way, no way, no way.
After all of the research, all of the experiments that we did,
the fastest thing that we have created,
The fastest thing that we have created just looks like a horse with cat ears.
How is it so fast?
That is one.
Equal Bomb at two, regular Bomb at three.
Do another one just to make sure.
Somebody in the chats literally named Tater Bob and somebody said Tater Bob is better.
What are the odds of that?
Tater Bob?
Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is ye- ye- no, this is- this too good.
Bobcat!
I'm going to be so real with y'all right here.
When I first discovered Bob, I actually didn't think anything could be faster than Bob.
I'm dead serious I'm going to race them right now
chat work this thing is Bobcats about to make us rich chat oh my goodness I
I can't believe we've done it.
The next episode will be about the
What kind of first dude?
It legitimately does not matter who we're up against.
I know for a fact that this is going to be a non-competitor.
I mean, Lord have mercy, stomach's dragging the ground.
Why is jail cell feeding tray slot in here?
It's like watching Usain Bolt race high schoolers, dude.
He stopped halfway through and just sat there for like two seconds.
That's my opinion.
Evil mama.
Champion race.
No, I have to win two races with them before we have to go to the champion race.
You know what's crazy?
We're guaranteed to win with Evil Bob and Regular Bob, too.
But they are still slower than Bobcat.
Yo, Evil Bob, are you good, bro?
Chat, we're gonna get investigated by the National Horse Race Association, we're gonna
get thrown out and banned. This is bad. Now, original Bob. I did not mean to hit start.
Well, if you're voting for Bob right now, you just want a bunch of channel points because it is, it is DG.
I
What did I say last night I said today was gonna be the day that I
Said today was gonna be the day
that we find something faster than Tater.
But you want to know what the absolute most angelic part of it is, Chat?
Is that Tater's DNA is still involved?
Chat, Tater's DNA is still involved.
If you want to know what the coolest thing about us discovering the fastest thing is,
the coolest thing about it is that it just looks like a regular horse.
This isn't some crazy mutant like we've had before.
Go again.
It doesn't matter who we're racing against. Yeah, three other horses in this race have
a win. It does not matter. None of these can possibly compare to Bobcat, bro. It's unreal.
It's actually unreal. I do not care who we are. If we ever lose a race running Bobcat,
I will get naked on Twitch and get banned. I'm dead serious. I will. And I'm not counting
a flip over. I'm just saying it's straight up. If Bobcat ever gets outran in a race without
flipping over and loses, I will straight up just get naked.
I mean, dude, there's nothing else.
That was the shortest race in history.
All right, we're going to go put it.
We're going to go sleep one more time.
Smashing!
Alright.
Let's go let Bobcat sleep one more time.
And then let's do a champion race, here we go, I didn't feel it.
The wheels not gonna hold.
Here we go.
Chat, this is a $5,500 prize pool.
There's just no chance we lose.
The only competition here is C-Buddy, bro.
That's it.
The only real cop here is C-Buddy, chat.
dog like see buddy still alive yeah I actually don't know how he's still alive
he's been around forever he's eight years old this is see buddies last who
are right here national horse association with the five gifted yeah
GG how was he alive I don't know but yeah I feel like see buddy's been around
since we first started the game no joke I don't know how bro still running I'm
I'm not even nervous, bro. Send it.
My god! It must get a really good pep! The last 3-4 per the 4th of the race!
What is that?
16 MP of EDO ramp?
What does that do?
What do I do with this?
Does it go here?
Now hear me out.
We put Bobcat's DNA and then mix it with the rest that's in there.
I'm just going to keep it.
It's off to the fire.
Actually rage baiting?
Yes, because I'm supposed to know what to do with an item I've never seen in this game
before.
Great and good.
I'm almost scared of what we just created!
I don't even think I want to know!
Seven seconds is the time?
Wait, wh-what was, uh, what was Bobcat's fastest time?
No way.
There's no way this thing's fast!
So, that's the end of the story.
I think we're done here.
And, of course, we're going to go back to the main room.
We'll have to go back to the main room.
We just got scammed there's no way this thing is faster than bobcat bro are you kidding me
He looks quick, I really don't think he does, look how small his legs are.
Look at the prediction.
Wow, that's close.
Bobcat was going to win that anyway, so play him.
We're going to rebast again, Bobcats in two this time, goobers in one, I think that was
the same.
Where?
Do you think I got a job?
In Department of Health?
In.
Okay.
Do you think there's something wrong with that?
Sit down, my son.
Here's the answer.
How dare you pick me up!
Good day.
Or do you feel like a person all you got?
I want to give you a reason.
You're right.
I don't get that.
My son.
No, no, no.
Keep the prediction on this quickly.
Oh, and then my, don't get rid of them, run it back.
Goopers in one this time.
Goopers in one, Bobcats in two.
Googers in one, Bobcats in two.
Breed them after this?
I think breeding is the thing of the past now.
Pause.
Actually, maybe it's not.
is it? So Goober's actually slower than Bobcat?
There's no way!
How do we just keep moving up?
One more just to be sure.
Go to room one, Bob.
Time to get naked.
I'm in a regular waist.
Not against something more... Bro, get out of here.
I'm in a regular waist, dawg.
Here we go.
Whoa, Dober! What are you doing?!
What are you doing, Dober?!
He's screamed on me! He's not even on the screen!
one more. One last one. Hear me out. Do I go take Goober's DNA and mix it in the DNA
Traction Machine as well and then create something even faster
Should I think we're slowly but surely creating the ultimate horse here
Remember, we don't count an early game flip, it's if a late game flip and somebody else
is ahead, we count that.
We don't count an early game flip.
Last one.
That's rigged.
Well, yeah, if you're done, it is.
That's rigged? Well, yes, you're dumb it is.
Dog, why would you count a legitimate off-the-line flip? Hello?
Please be free.
Oh my god.
Bobcat won, he was ahead anyway.
See, we count that because he was ahead before he flipped. We count that.
Chad, I think at his piece, he's a little bit more than he's ever been.
we count that. Chat, I think at his peak, goober's faster, but goober just isn't
consistent enough. So hear me out here. We're taking this a step farther.
We are literally yo Chucky with the five get the W Chucky chat we are creating
the ultimate horse here no joke the open horse
Would corn dogs slow the genes now, though?
Here we go, walk in!
Here we go. Walk in.
Where did y'all see the time that it got? Is it this one?
Big Stepper.
People always bring up Big Stepper, but I hate to break it to y'all.
Big Stepper was boot made man.
We took the boots off Big Stepper and he was mid.
Big Foss with the 5.
This little horse that I just caught has absolutely no idea what it's about to turn
into.
I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I just want to keep it a buck, which all this thing looks slow as Christmas and it's a
1,000 pounds.
Arf!
Creature at 1, Bobcat at 2, Goober at 3.
Is it a dog? What is it?
chat what happened to tater tater's DNA is in here somewhere somewhere tater's
DNA is in here it is
What is that?
Oh my god, what?
This is the goofiest of...
I just lost a house in crime!
Somebody said name an ostrich.
I
On stretch
I cannot believe what I'm saying. I actually cannot believe what I am saying!
No!
Winnie!
We're racing up.
You already know who to put your gun we're gonna get so rascal who literally just fell
over instantaneously. Look at this, Goober. I do not care who we're going against. We're
for sure not losing old Jello. This is actually about to be like the most demoralizing thing
for these other horses here.
Google with the 5.
speak with us one ten million channel points
I want a refund, but too bad, but welcome to the game.
You think I want an ostrich to lose?
I will bring an ostrich back to the track.
Here's the thing, if ostrich doesn't flip over, there's not a single horse in any of
these races that can beat ostrich bro, straight up.
The thing is, if ostrich doesn't flip, there is not a single horse in any of these races
they can win. Like straight up. Trojan horse, you look like this.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Why is there Jockey Races now?
This game just keeps throwing new stuff at me.
I'm betting on this race.
I'm betting on super value here.
I'm putting a thousand dollars on super value.
I'm dead serious.
I'm gonna put you for a second.
Come on, SuperValue! I got a thousand dollars!
Come on, Super Value! I got a thousand dollars! If I had any, then Super Value wins just I get $13,000!
Oh my god! Let's go! 13 Bins!
Where's my bread at?
What were my brain at?
I sold by choosing the one to get second.
We're going to race usher to get here in another regular race and then doing a championship
race.
Race was awesome.
That just has to happen, right?
I can't, I can't believe that.
It does not matter who we're going against here, Chad.
As long as Ostrich doesn't flip over, it's a guaranteed dub.
Marmalade is old.
Yeah, Marmalade is eight years old, but does have a win in its career.
Most horses don't even get a win in their career.
That's unbelievable.
Oh my God, that might be the fastest this I've ever seen in my life.
I
Already
Are you ready for the championship race now?
If we win this, well, when we win this, we get $6,000.
We're going to get Super Value, who just won that race that I bet on that I got scammed from.
This is this should be a easy dough for ostrich. It literally doesn't matter. It does not matter
You broke the game it's over. Yeah
It's a ramp bar for your truck.
chat, you know what happens now, right?
Chad, we all know what happens now, but we can say that Ostrich is easily the best horse
we've ever had, right?
We can easily say that.
Ostrich is easily the best horse we've ever had, it's not even close.
Chad, I got to use the restroom while I start this, let me know what the time is when I
get back.
I don't know if it's possible.
I
8.1 are you dead serious?
Okay, chat, listen here.
Where do we go to be able to create something faster
than Auschwitz now?
Should I just hit it again?
Let me try it again real quick.
What was ostrich's time?
Ostrich was 5.8?
Drain them.
Should I drain the VAT and put a car DNA with ostrich?
Let's go get ostrich's DNA again and do car DNA and ostrich.
We're actually about to break the game.
I want to put corn dog in there, but I fear corn dog was just too slow, man.
I fear it.
by the way this this the craziest game ever I cannot believe it has all this in it I keep
saying it but I actually can't believe it has all this in it
I
See what this guys
I don't know what to do with it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, five, nine, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
5, 9, wait!
He's old, it doesn't matter, I'm just testing him here.
Let's go.
I'll stretch it one hot sheet of it too, dawg.
Why was that so close? Hot Cheeto looked like he was barely moving, but he was absolutely
rolling. One more time.
Combine them so chat what we would do now is get hot Cheetos DNA and put it in
the DNA think synthesizer right
the balloons only use for us to just to keep them upright the balloon doesn't
speed it just keeps him upright so it doesn't flip.
Bro, he has such a slow start!
The wheel gets going, it's unbelievable!
Okay.
I'm not gonna lie, Hot Cheeto might have the fastest like pure Gallup speed we've seen.
But he's too slow off the jump.
You know what we should do just for fun, Zeese?
You know what I'm gonna do just for fun, Zeese, right here?
Wait a minute that thing might be fast wait a minute whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that
That thing might be fast. Wait a minute.
Can you put hot sauce in the DNA machine too?
God! Look at his teeth! He has sharp teeth!
So now we're going to see what wins.
Hot Cheetos DNA mixed with the car, mixed with ostrich, mixed with hot sauce versus
just them breeding and creating over by here. This is straight cinema dog. In case I didn't
know, ostrich is the fastest thing we've ever had.
Why is it slow as Christmas?
Let's try it one more time real quick.
It was the hot sauce, what slowed it down?
Wait!
Wait a minute!
Hey Kase, I don't know if you already know this, with the two bones you left in the cave
will all of go ahead of Tiger and Bear DNA?
What?
Let's go see how quick Overbite is real quick.
Let's see now again, Overbite wasn't DNA machine created, Overbite was breeded between
ostrich and hot cheeto. What does nature overcome technology? Let's see.
Chad, do you think there's any world that overbites fashion than ostrich? I just don't see it, man.
And you know the crazy craziest part about all sorts being the fastest thing we ever
had?
Dude's got a gun on him.
Somebody said bro, shifted gear.
Bro went from third gear to fourth gear and just took off!
What?!
Run that again!
Are you kidding me?!
I'll switch at one over by the two!
Hit the nitrous button!
You gonna shift gears or what?
Bro missed fifth gear.
One more race between them two.
You know what we do after this chat?
We get overbites DNA and ostriches DNA, drain the tank and combine those two DNA's and start
from there again.
Put another car in, should I put another car in chat?
Where should I go get the tiger DNA and put that in?
Man.
When older boy gets moving, he gets moving, man!
When he gets moving, he gets a MOVING BUMBA!
We're about to create something unbelievable!
Let's go!
How do you drain it?
Hey, won't let me drain it!
Yeah, you can't open the door turn it putting putting vials in opens the door
Should we see what this makes real quick before we drain it?
Let's see what this makes before we drain it real quick.
No. No. Wait. No. No. Close, but no. Now look at this. Prepare yourself!
I
There, witness.
Why is anybody holding his Christmas around here?
There we go.
Give him some food real quick.
Chat, are you ready to witness history here?
I don't see no green horse.
No, he did.
Hurry up and eat.
Your life's about to change.
You're a regular horse just out grazing the land.
You do not know what you're about to become.
What if I become?
Now that I'm betrayed, everyone might have enveloped them,
I'll boost them all away.
We're there.
You mean to tell me that thing's faster than Ausrich and Overlight?
Well, that's a good idea.
I guess that's a good idea.
I think we're gonna have to wait for the next one.
I mean, I think we're gonna have to wait for the next one, actually.
I guess we're gonna have to wait for the next one, actually.
Hot mustard over by a stretch now on paper hot mustard is the fastest thing we've ever
seen exist.
What was its time chat?
Was it a 5.5?
Here we go.
Name them lemon, pepper, wait that's way better.
Let's go.
Okay, that wasn't full length, but...
We've come so far, we actually have made it so far this episode has been unbundled.
believable advances in the scientific DNA extraction combination conglomeracy epidemic.
Osrits just cheated!
Aw, Shrek's cheated and Lemon Pepper still won!
Let's go get the tiger and bear DNA and throw it in the vat.
race them in pepper oh we will
gg
game of the absolute century by the way absolute century game of why is this
nonsense game so fun who knows it just is it who knows it just is it just works
buddy
So, is that actually a tiger or a bear right there?
Let's go find out.
Okay, perfect.
It actually was.
And that should be a bear, right?
Test the tiger and the bear, should I just throw them both in there at once?
Find the treasure, yeah, I got to do that, too.
That'll work.
Lock in.
Limit Pepper is officially the baseline speed for us now, by the way.
That was a foolin' in my grandpa hat growin' up, R.I.P.
What is that new base tiger, just tiger?
Should we even bother with the bear DNA?
Do we even bother with it?
Yes, we do. We gotta try it.
Prepare!
Oh, I gotta get Limit Pippers DNA too, huh?
There we go.
Lock in.
Sumo the Bear.
Wait, we haven't even gotten into the Sumo wrestling aspect.
We can start braiding for a gigantic animal.
How big of an animal can you make in this game, I wonder?
We're going for speed right now.
Lord, here we go!
5.8 that's so close that is so close what was lemon pepper 5.5 i think
you gotta think though something that minuscule if it's more a consistent 5.8 there is a chance
that it'll be faster than lemon pepper you know what i mean like outright speed is like different
You know what I mean?
Why is everybody a hundred years old?
What is the noise?
I'm about to just get the gun and start killing all these animals.
Like Lord have mercy, why y'all so old?
That'll work.
I'm about to go buy all the guns and start just mowing them down.
Now here, here's the thing.
speed in the DNA thing was a 5.8 lemon peppers was a 5.5 which means lemon
pepper is theoretically faster but if it's a more consistent there's a chance
that this thing's faster than lemon pepper
lemon pepper at one keyboard at two
Get plutonium bars from the nuclear plant to make abominations dude. Yeah, we're gonna do it next episode
There's so much in this game to do
Is that a refund? I don't know.
Lemon pepper cheated and still got smoked.
Pay him up keyboard one.
Keyboard one?
Lemon pepper cheated and still got beat. How?
See that's what I'm saying.
Lemon peppers
Fastest finishes 5.5 and keyboard is only 5.8, but keyboard one with lemon pepper cheating. How?
Read them wait you might be right. Oh my goodness wait a minute
Keyboard just decided to have a heart attack on the line, I guess.
I
What are the odds that Billy is faster than these two?
Billy Lemon Pepper and Keyboard. Here we go. Now remember Billy is not DNA modified Billy is
just straight from like breeding. You know what I mean?
Yeah, Billy's natty, yeah, Billy's natty.
If he wouldn't have slowed down that would have been an absolute clear
Bro, if he wouldn't have slowed down that was an absolute clear
What happened with keyboard, I don't know I guess keyboards not what we thought he was
The longest race is 12 furlongs. Wait, that's actually true. So if that was a 12 furlong
race like a normal regulation race, Billy would have won that easily. Send it.
Okay, we're going to DNA combined Billy and Lemon Pepper, hear me out!
Wait, somebody's gonna steal in your light.
Wait, hold up.
Wait, somebody's gonna steal a meal right? Hold up.
You can't leave just yet, bud. Sorry.
I had to. I had to, bro. It had to be done, Chad.
He can't pass his jeans down, bro. He ain't got no reaction speed!
Do I add these two vials into this or do I just drain it and just do these two?
Drain it? Okay, let's use this. Let's see what it makes before we drain it real quick, yeah?
Just for fun, Vy.
nvm.
nine.
It just made something just as sad as lemon pepper!
What?
How you that small, you 100 years old man?
chat chat no way chat no way chat no way chat no way no way no way we can't
We can't drive this. Can we drive this? We can't drive this.
You mean to tell me?
This thing is the same speed as the lemon pepper.
Are you ready?
What is up with that face action?
Aero Dynamics, this is what years of evolution has done for us.
How is this thing fast or does it smell like it?
Let me leave him the race, but pay him up.
Barcodes it won this time.
Yeah, his neck made him reach the finish faster.
True.
That is so close though, brah.
That was actually so close.
No joke that was so close right there.
I'll also have another idea real quick after that.
Next episode we're gonna be almost done with this process. We're gonna start making money racing and stuff
This has just been an experimental
Hear me out
That they could be fast
5G CAUSE OF THE ANTANOM!
Bring Billy with us!
I gotta go kill another innocent animal, hold up!
I ain't happy about it!
Chad, where was the tent at? Was it down here?
Yes.
Oh, good!
Chad, we got to, we gotta feed, we gotta feed on
the wise animals here, we got to.
Oh, good!
We got to!
What, what, what, what straight cinema these past few days have been on this game, man?
Let me tell you.
I'm called straight.
What you doing?
I'm sorry I have to do this.
I'm so stuck!
I just wasted my last shot.
Barcode!
5G!
Pilly!
Now you know what else we're going to do before we race them. Let's go back over here real quick.
One more of these and I'm trying to throw an entry in here.
One more and then we drain it so close.
Keep in mind chat when we race 5G, 5G is nady by the way.
G was born from nature.
No, not incest, buddy.
Yeah, this is the...
This right here should be the fastest thing we've seen yet.
That's the first 5.4 I've seen!
5.4!
Ow, no, hit me!
I want some mad scientist stuff right now!
We're not the slime goat I'm on the cusp!
No, there was a fireball for again!
This is how I get through the night after making this!
No!
I'll take it!
We're not leaving out of here empty handed keep in mind this right here is the 5.4 isn't it chat that's 5.4 right there
We have a 5.4. Let's go test these out real quick in a spooky time. Let's go
We officially have cracked the 5.5 barrier chat
Now the question is, is it a consistent 5.4?
Perfect.
Somebody said I was flying too close to the sun a second ago.
No, man.
Now we race these four?
By the way, this is the first look at 5G as well as QR code.
saying. Time to see what the fastest one we've made is. Who else did I have? Are you ready
to officially see what the fastest horse we have in our inventory is.
Barcode.
QR code.
Billy or 5G.
Keep in mind, the only animal here that is Natty.
Wait, is Billy Natty too? I think Billy was Natty too, was he?
So, QR code and bar code were born of DNA experiments.
Billy and 5G were Natty.
Merit with the 5.
You ready?
Here we go.
I'm gonna keep it an absolute stack with you guys.
gonna keep it an absolute stack with y'all right now I thought 5G was gonna
be the slowest one I'm dead serious I thought that we'll do another one so the
lineage in tomorrow's episode we'll start with 5G
You see what I'm saying?
EEEH!
Billy took it?
What?
Chat, isn't it absolutely insane that the two fastest ones are the natties?
Isn't that crazy? That is crazy.
clip that that that was literally a photo finish let's see if that was let's
sit let's see that was like legitimately a photo finish
So QR code and bar code, worst clip I've ever seen your band.
You are in Billy Band for Band.
Worst clip I've ever seen in your band as well.
Did y'all, what are, okay this is it, thank you.
I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all chat. It looked like 5G was ahead, but I don't know.
No, Billy just got him. Billy just got him, chat. Look, he was just ahead. See, Billy got him.
Billy just got him chat look he was just ahead see Billy got him Billy got him
QR code balloon wait a minute we'll try that tomorrow I'm gonna do one more
race with him real quick. Last one. Last one. Let's go.
So Chad, if we were just going by eyesight, which one would you think would be the fastest
here?
Because I'm going to keep it a stack with you.
These are the fastest beings that we've had to date and they all look slow as Christmas.
It's so tough. It's so tough,
bro. I don't know, man.
It's so tough, Chad.
Is barcode cheating? No, barcode's just...
One more. Alright, last, last one right here. Let's go.
the reason we're doing all this testing chat is because we need to know where our next lineage
starts from. You know what I mean? We need to know who to start the DNA extraction process
with again. That's why these experiments are important. That's what this whole episode
has been is experimenting and creating something insane. Matter of fact, Cody with the five,
I say whoever takes this race right here is who we start the lineage with in tomorrow's episode.
So, you know what's going to happen in tomorrow's episode?
I say we do this in tomorrow's episode.
We drain the VAT and we throw barcode 5G and Billy's DNA into the VAT and start from there.
Because they're all fast.
Wait a second, before we go, leave QR code out.
We're just running a 5G Billy barcode.
QR code out of this one. We're just running a 5G billy bar code. Yep.
We are
tater. I fear that tater's DNA is way too invalid now, but I will say this tater. There is like
point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one percent tater in one of these somewhere
because we did put tater's DNA into that at the very beginning with the dog
yeah they all yeah they all take we have tater in them
It's 5G. It's 5G. It's 5G. 5G is the fastest thing we have right now. It's 5G. It just
is. It's 5G right now. Straight up. It's 5G. No joke. So tomorrow's episode, I can
I still say we dump all three of them into the vat tomorrow. No joke, I think we do.
I do.
Well, you want to know what's crazy, chat? I don't know that ostrich.
Ostrich would be slow as dirt at this point, wouldn't he?
Ostrich would be slow as Chris was at this point, wouldn't he?
Or lemon pepper, I don't know.
Do we bring lemon pepper back into the mix tomorrow?
Right?
We're playing a spooky game, hold up, I'm doing something real quick.
We're playing a spooky game, it'll give me a second.
I have to see, I have to see if Lemon Pepper is still the crown champion, I have to see.
I have to see
It's only white isn't it, it's only white
QR code sucks, QR code's terrible
I'm not even afraid to give QR code the nature, not your mind!
Forget you, QR code!
I'm answering the upset chat.
That lemon pepper is still the fastest thing we have. Do you think that's a possibility, bro?
Like is it actually?
Who we're missing
Who else will be racing chat Billy can you do five in a race? Yeah, you can
Barcode Billy 5G Lemon Pepper.
There is a chance that women's temper is still, still, the chance.
What, what, what, what, sneak you with the TNW, sneak you with the TNW, thank you.
what what it wasn't early enough in the race to refund it but I don't know if
If 5G wouldn't have flipped, was 5G winning?
I
Rino.
Why are you 5G flipping now?
You're responsible for the legacy!
What is he, is he scared that lemon pepper's in here?
I
Is that a refund
He, he, he, he literally cheated.
Yeah, we are not even really cheating.
Chat 5G was never flipping until now!
Why is he flipping?
It's getting refunded man, golly!
Check this game gets serious bro.
This game gets serious bro.
I'm over your sweat man.
Like why is 5G flipping over?
Get your hands out of the back of your feet!
Last one, no matter what, that's the last one right here, that's it.
We can all say this. These are the four fastest beans that we have, right?
Somebody said there's a pothole in lane four. You're right.
Let's put barcode in that lane, but he's still just remember the numbers.
Look at the numbers before you vote.
Bar code's consistent. Here's the thing. I think bar code being so consistent literally
makes bar code the best horse. Which is crazy to say. Bar code legitimately is built for
it. It's insane. With a beer gut. Yeah, with a beer gut. All of our fastest horses have
I've got some of them.
It's too close to call, and it's too close to call, real.
Lemonpepper cheated.
He did take off early, but it's, I mean, he was still the fastest, though.
Chat, this is getting serious up in here.
I'm about to have to do some mathematical equations, though.
It's a spooky time, no.
One more.
Last one dead serious.
I gotta go to rehab over this game, bro.
I
We're throwing all four their DNA in the vat and that's how we're starting the episode.
We're going to peel it from there.
At the end of the day, they are the four best horses that we have straight up period.
Period straight up.
That's what we're starting with tomorrow.
are literally going to throw all for their DNA into that and surely it'll make the fastest thing yet,
right? You would think you best get you a dipion up in this thing, bubble.
what time is it what time is it what time is it what time
Spooky time
What time
Spooky time buddy
Say it again. Hey
Say it again
Where's the spooky time emo? Oh, no, we need one uh one though, don't we?
We need one for real.
We know Joke do need some spooky time emote action.
100%.
Type one if you agree with that statement right there.
I personally agree with that statement right there.
Just in my personal opinion I do.
Where's my...
There it is.
Lock in.
Hey.
You best get you a game for your old Boba Triton!
Spongebob!
I
All right, that's getting kind of annoying now, ma'am, can you stop?
Lock in.
Name of this game is Silent Snow.
I can't throw my FBS up?
Oh yeah, I can.
Lock in, silent snow.
Gigi, it looks like I'm in the back rooms immediately.
What's going on here?
Current objective, go look around.
Well, that's some objective, I must say.
There's no sensitivity slider, so that's an issue.
I immediately recognize the layout of this house.
Yeah.
I get to spend my Christmas in an old house
with no heating and with a little adventure.
Yo, Jimmy with the five. Seth voiced by Sknau. Bro ain't got no head. What are we the headless
horsemen? Current objective is enjoy the holiday. I mean, I suppose. I suppose I can do that.
I
Voice is kind of low, but there's no there's no volume tab
Current objective grab your jacket. Oh, do we just move in or something?
Where's my jacket at yo plushie with the tin and thank you
Hey, W voice actor no not gonna lie. Oh, there's my jacket
Go to town and find food all right, I can do that I guess we gotta go up the front door
All right, mate. I'm going to get food. Maybe I'll be back in June.
Yeah, that's great.
was that supposed to happen okay w was weird uncle john just gave us this house for free as well
uncle john gave us a house for free
well there there must be something that goes along with that because uh
Nah, he was trying to get rid of that thing, not gonna lie.
He ain't just gonna give us no whole crib for the freesty.
We live in the middle of nowhere.
Oh my god!
He drives like an idiot in the middle of the night in this weather.
I
Know how you driving a hundred mile an hour in the snow, bro, are you trying to die?
What is this where is the town and do we not got like a fool or something to take
What was up with the little creepy music clip?
Yo, it's real creepy out here. I'm not gonna lie
How far out of town do we live exactly that's my question
keep on walking. Hey, keep on
walking. You look, there's a lot
of snow and stuff on the
ground and when a lot of snow
falls on the tree, it makes the
trees crack. That's what that
is. That's that noise. The tree
cracking noise is like from all
the snow getting on the tree.
And uh, that's why that's there.
That's where somebody blisters up, run I can't, there's no sprint, just keep on moving.
Okay what is that?
Okay I saw an arm around that tree, I'm just going to ignore that.
Okay, let's keep on going, is this the store right here?
I'm sure there's something in town that's open.
Well, I'd hope so, buddy.
Hey.
Volume.
I done told you all the volume is maxed out, I don't know what you want me to say.
I literally already told you that.
It's like I don't listen half the time, and I literally said that five minutes ago, if
that.
said there's no pause you can't pause the game right to turn the volume up and
look at this number right here you see that it's on a hundred you see that
look at you see that right there so it's on a hundred you see that look you see
that right there look it's on a hundred look look down there look you see what
I hit the escape button. No policy. I hit the tab button. I got moon junk out.
The total job, you can't justify it!
This is why I gotta eat 500 pound drops of string!
I'm trying to sleep.
Hey man, you guys still open?
Oh yeah man, we're open all night every night.
What can I get for you?
Oh, yeah, mate. We're open all night every night. What can I get for you?
We just moved here.
Just moved into that old house, Newt.
Yeah, that one.
Ah, well. Glad you get to spend the holidays in town, though.
Thanks. Can I get two spicy balls of noodles to go?
Haha. Noodles. We don't sell noodles here.
But you've got a big sign that says noodles above the star.
Ah, that old thing. It was like that when we got it.
We only sell lasagna and pretzels.
Lasagna and pretzels lasagna and pretzels, okay?
Can I get two pretzels and some lasagna ghost mate give me two minutes, and it'll be ready
It's supposed you get there all my trash while you wait no
I know I could not do that you got me all the way right back what that's top bananas mate. Thanks a lot
Dog I don't work here. Why you got me taking out your trash
Is this going to be free why's there no footstep?
Can I pick this up let's you boy pick that up please
Yo big dog you want me to take the trash out I can't pick the trash can her trash Barry
a big dog I can't pick up the truck big dog
big dog how you want me to take the trash out I can't pick up the trash cup
So a certain hitbox?
So
Wait, maybe this is what they're talking about.
No?
Okay.
Turn V sync off. It's already off though.
Yo are we dead serious here? Like what is this? How can this not work?
How could this just straight up not work?
How could you have something so obvious that you have to do and just have it not work?
Lucky me.
I get to spend my Christmas in an old house with no heating and no heating.
30 FPS wait your way to second you're actually right. I got it you know what I
bet this will fix in here. Leave it on 30 FPS and turn V sync on hear me out.
hear me out here
lucky me
it's been a Christmas in an old house with no heating and a little heat
you restarted for no reason lol excuse me I couldn't pick up the uh
I haven't had a chance to go to the store yet
yeah I can do that no problem
she has a screen Terran?
it's really cold out unless you take your flashlight
Yeah, I always keep it on me.
I'm not sure if the Christmas tree was essentially.
Buddy, quit with your old, with your happy mood now.
You done killed my five dog style.
Shut up.
Yeah, that's right.
That did not happen the first time.
Golly, that's how you know I'm angry.
That thing went fly.
Lord have mercy, y'all see that?
That thing went fly.
I guess he just wanted to enjoy the night in the city before he got to work.
Hey, it better work this time, you gotta be messed up.
He's moving his lives like an idiot in the middle of the night in this weather.
Move my facecam so y'all can see the current objective.
SW to move forward, by the way.
Thanks pal.
I appreciate that right there.
Didn't you play this game a few minutes ago, but it now get out of here.
You're not even getting a response out of me.
So we have it on 30 FPS and we have it on the scene.
Maybe it was just a glitch and now we got it.
Did you try holding a knob?
Sure didn't, but I sat there the whole time and didn't try that once.
Sure didn't.
Come on, let's get that dude out of here now.
Hey man, are you guys still open?
Oh yeah, man. We're open all night, every night. What can I get for you?
Uh, well, we just moved here.
Just moved into that old house, near the warrants.
Yeah, that one.
Ah well. Glad you get to spend the holidays in town, man.
Thanks, can I get two spicy balls of noodles to go?
Haha, noodles. We didn't sell noodles here.
But you've got a big sign that says noodles above the star.
Ah, that old thing. It was like that when we got it. We only sold lasagna and pretzels.
Lasagna and pretzels?
Lasagna and pretzels.
Okay, can I get two pretzels and some lasagna?
Of course, mate. Give me two minutes and it'll be ready.
I don't suppose you get to throw out my trash while you wait.
I promise it'll be done as soon as you're done.
Sure. I'll be right back.
That's top bananas, mate. Thanks a lot.
Like the current objective, I still go to town and find food, so I guess it's not gonna work again.
Are you- are you dead serious?
You did serious for real ski?
You can't go this way.
Yo developers, developers.
Now on this planet Earth does this does this does this get through?
I'm looking up a YouTube video.
Horsey game would never.
Did you pay for this? Yeah, it's $2.
What was the name of this game again?
I'm about to crap my drawers just to feel the warmth at this point.
No, there's there's no gameplay of it on YouTube, bruh.
Broke paid two dollars for a virus.
But can anybody see if there's any of this on YouTube?
Because there's not a gameplay on YouTube.
Well, what?
We couldn't recommend this to anyone.
Probably because making a game needs more depth
and more polish.
Pacing.
What do you mean pacing?
How'd you get past the garbage bag?
The bottom one?
Yeah, that's a paid review.
It has to be.
How could you, there's no way you could refund it.
Maybe it'll be patched though.
I couldn't finish it earlier at bug after I got food.
You played this game?
Everyone's saying to hold E. Oh, yeah. Well, everyone's a goober. Well, maybe be tabbing
out a fix and hold up. Wait, I have a solution. Wait a minute. I have a solution. Wait a
I don't know what's going on.
Shh.
A-A-O-A-I-O-O-A-I-O-O-A-I-O-A-I-O-A-I-O-A.
Oh, wait, I have to go over here.
Great, Shrami, I love you tonight.
Boom!
That game looks so good in the bad gum screen shots!
Why did that game look so good in the screen shots?
I can't pick up a garbage bag!
We could have been doing more in bleeding on horsey game than that swap!
Maybe there'll be a better horror game tomorrow, that's crazy.
How can you just be like, huh, well, where does that go, where does that go?
I guess we just ain't gonna let you pick up the garbage bag, we just gonna let him walk 15 feet
You can't pick up the garbage bag, I guess, whatever.
Great stream of the way.
Hey, great stream of the way, I love y'all, man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight, appreciate all the gift this subs,
don't those bits follows, and of course,
I appreciate all of y'all just hanging out.
Hey, gonna have a good rest of y'all's night,
have a good day tomorrow, I'll see y'all tomorrow,
ladies and gentlemen, I love you, all right?
Peace out y'all.
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