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deal

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Yes.

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Bro's huge bro and wearing a blanky hoodie it makes me look literally quadruple quadruple

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what I am bro it's a blanky hoodie bro it's like a dreads plus I'm on stretch rears too

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Anyway, I digress, as they say.

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I digress.

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You know what I mean?

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Here we go.

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Let's get a good in here.

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Ah!

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Solid!

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Solid.

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Not bad at all.

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Must I say.

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Slow it down here, Nado.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Cheers, buster.

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Ahh!

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Ahh!

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Yo!

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It was good, it was good.

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It was good, it was good.

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Good job, good job.

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It was good, it was good.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I hath returned once more yet again.

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Yet again.

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Once more yet again.

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Once more yet again.

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more Barry, TJ, Kristen, Addy, Saul, Brace, Carl, Murder, BM, Snow, Kevin, Jenna, Mudd,

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W. Subbers, man, appreciate y'all. White hoodie, by the way, if that wasn't obvious. If that

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That wasn't already obvious.

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Okay, wide hoodie up in this thing.

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Busser.

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Chat, how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to T?

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And let me hear it, huh?

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How we doing on a scale of one to...

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Ah!

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Huh?

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How?

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How?

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I said how we do on a scale of one dollar

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That's right

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That's right

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Chat this thing a dick that I'm not gonna lie this thing is addicted dude. Let me tell y'all

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This thing is addicted, bro

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would you just say before I have a track competition tomorrow cap cap good

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try though Buster but no you don't that's cap right there if I've ever heard

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it. Track me. Track me. Track.

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Yo, Mr. Mrs. Boston Celtics, that is. Hey, case you're a bitch on behalf of a sub in

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here by the name of Curry 33, their Austin diagnosed at stage four cancer today in her

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brain they're wanting to know if you can draw them a lion or just something as you are their favorite

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person. W. Well, I hope that Curry 33's aunt gets better. I hate to hear that, but I hope she does

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indeed get better soon as well. I do hope that, but yes, I can. I'll do that. A lion.

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Well, well, I guess I can do that. I guess I can do a lion.

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again. I can do that. Chad, who says this? I can fix that. Chad, who said that? Who said

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that in what movie? I can fix that. Who said that? Yeah, holes, but who said it in holes?

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Sam. Yep. What is that actor's name that played Sam and holds? He also plays Gus in

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Sike. What are my favorite actors ever? He's so good. What is his name? Do Lay Heal. What

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do one of my favorite actors ever? No joke. Bro is so good. Bro is, if you ain't never

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watch the TV show psych man you are missing out brah he also plays Gus in psych Sean and

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Gus man what a show dude me and my mom probably rewatch psych ten times what a show I mean

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straight cinema. Psych is such a good show. It's it's it's oh it's so good.

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L movie it's from Wreck-It Ralph not holes. No it's not it's from holes. That's

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what I was referencing. How you gonna tell me what I was referencing buddy? How

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you gonna tell me what I was referencing? Hold on. Paint? I don't know. I got you a line right here.

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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't gonna draw that line. Ha! Yo, Wugglepuff with the five, thank you.

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Nuka, Cola, Chrissy with the five, thank you. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't gonna draw that line.

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Something like that number right there. Yeah

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Okay, I got some foot action going

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Got some leg action going to

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Jupiter with the five, thank you

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I got some foot action going again because you know that got two of them at least I

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wow that's bad hold up.

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John Lee Lord have mercy.

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There we go.

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Plain.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Chat not everything is tater, man.

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Even my mom said it's tater L-O-L.

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Chat, not everything is tater.

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Yo, I don't understand why Microsoft Paint doesn't patch the paint bucket.

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How is this still getting through?

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How?

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How have y'all not patched this yet?

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I don't understand.

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Does this happen for anybody else?

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I don't get it bro, like why, patch it!

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Maybe try doing the face slash head of a lion, oh no that would be a million times worse

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mom.

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is no chance at that. That requires way more detail. I'm drawing my best line

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in here. You can tell it's a lion though so far you really can. Okay we got some

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main action going here. That's a main. That's a main.

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Eyeball.

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Got some nose action too.

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And then we do this number right here.

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That's the mouth.

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got some teeth action going

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got some mouth action going

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I hope you've enjoyed what I've created and I'm going to keep it an absolute stack with

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you.

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This right here is the best of me.

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This is the best I could have done.

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The signature might, that might be one of the best signatures I've made though.

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know I mean that's too easy right there that's too easy right there can't be mad

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at that hey you can't even be mad at that bubble you can't how could you be

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you'll appreciate that on knock with the 5,000 biz W knock your bam and

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appreciate you knock thank you yeah I got you all tomorrow detective thank you

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to take you with the 3,000 biz appreciate that my friend Wyatt invited all

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friends who was wedding and promised us chocolate milk. When we got to the wedding, there was no

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chocolate milk. What should we do? Object. When the person that says, does anyone object to this

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marriage? You just stand up. I object. There was no chocolate milk at this wedding. Isn't that a

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crazy concept that somebody can just object a marriage? Isn't that kind of crazy? Like

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what do you mean you object? Like what what do you mean? What what does that mean? You

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You object like no, you're just here like like what you object.

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Inefficient is supposed to stop the wedding after an objection.

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Well, if you're a host, if you're getting married and you and you paid for the wedding

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and you're hosting the wedding and you're the one getting married it should be like yo big dog

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no objections allowed like what cryptic lucas with the five thank you

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oh man that's nasty but it's all right

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look what you're boy sipping on today

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some of that some of that diet Pepsi that is that is nasty maybe it's nasty because i got a

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a cough drop in too, but I prefer a Pepsi Zero sugar over a diet these days.

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Not gonna lie.

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Pepsi Zero sugar is actually good.

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I'm about to put y'all on, bro.

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Pepsi Zero sugar is actually a little bit better than a regular diet Pepsi.

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Like if there's ever a situation where there's a diet Pepsi and a Pepsi Zero

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sugar sitting beside it, you just taking the Zero sugar ten out of ten times.

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Not gonna lie.

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Diet Coke so much better? No it absolutely is not.

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Diet Coke is actually like borderline bad these days.

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My favorite diet drink is sugar-free lemonade though.

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Key! Call me!

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Keydee!

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No man, no man, you won't go no way, no, man, she gone, she gone, man, she gone,

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What? Have you tried Diet Coke Lime? I've never even heard of that. Diet Coke Lime?

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I never even heard of my whole life.

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Yo, Josh McGruff with a thousand bits.

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First time I've been able to catch a stream live.

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My wife, my son, and daughter and I

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often watch our YouTube videos.

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Enough, we landed the top 1% of viewers for 2025.

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Thank you for the awesome times.

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Much love from the McGruffs.

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Yo, shout out to the McGruffs.

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W family, man.

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You'll happy 17th birthday dying fish.

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Thank you.

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Madison with the thousand bits, W Madison with the thousand bits.

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Hey, case just wanted to come on here

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and say that I've been pretty stressed

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with my finals coming up and your streams

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are helping me deal with the stress.

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Thank you, Rita.

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Best of all, good luck on your finals, Madison.

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Thank you, W Madison.

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Hey, case I've been feeling really lost lately.

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I'm trying to quit my job and start my own business.

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Any advice for you or your mom?

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Good luck, Cuff.

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Good.

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No.

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All the advice I got is get lucky.

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Hope everything shakes out for you.

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Wait, what are you trying to do for a business?

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Can you tell me what kind of business you're trying to start?

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What you trying to go in business and do a shark tank up in here?

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I'll tell you if I'm investing a lot.

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Go ahead, tell me what business you got going.

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I'll tell you if I'm investing.

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Yo, fly fly G.

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What's the business?

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I'm doing graphic design. I've done some logos before but I make YouTube intros

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CC content for games. What's that closed caption?

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VRM models and I'm a

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Reekie master, so I'm a psychic a reekie master Reiki master

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I'll tell you one thing

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YouTube, do people still use YouTube intros?

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All right, here's the deal, I'll give you $5,000 for 98% of your company and all the

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rights to everything you do. Is that a deal? You ain't gonna catch another deal like this

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from anybody else here. Sold? All right, bet. Yeah, there's another one. Hey, you know what

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they say? There's a sapsucker born every second, Bubba. Just got me another one. Ha!

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Hey, that's how you do business rock there, buddy. Got that done. Case with the five,

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thank you. That's a crazy saying, Chad. Ain't that a crazy saying? There's a sap sucker

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born every sick. But it's Ruto. Pimp me out there getting scammed, dude. Why it's dad

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was the efficient, you weren't allowed to object to the wedding. Oh, well, you're cooked

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then. I don't know. You better, you better ask him to give you some chocolate milk or

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You're okay, so Lord with a thousand bits

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High case. I'm finally back from WrestleMania weekend. I saw Ray Mysterio in a ladder match and he's 51

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He's actually the goat happy to be back down to catch up on stream. Nobody missed much. Oh, man. You've missed some straight cinema

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You chose the wrong weekend to be gone

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because we've been doing some inbreeding buddy a whole lot of it let me tell you in the game of

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course everybody knows what I'm talking about but we have and we have created some straight

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Demons. We have created some, I mean straight up demons. Right? Yo, happy

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birthday, uh, Yana Banana. That's a cool name. Happy birthday, Yana Banana. Thank

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you. Yeah, yeah, I got you. I got you tomorrow, Detective Cutie Duck. Thank you

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for the thousand bits as well. Appreciate that. Ray Mysterio didn't

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wrestle this weekend? Wait, what? Why would a lie be told? Why would a lie be told? He

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did. Ray Mysterio did wrestle this weekend. He did. Yo, how long have you been streaming

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for? 22 minutes and 44 seconds. Or do you mean in general, about three and a half years

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Jinxie AI with the five and Ducky with the five. Thank you. Wait, it's been like three and a half years, ain't it?

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I started in September of 2022, and it is currently April 21st.

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Protagonist with the five which makes it three years and how long?

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Three years and seven months. Yeah, I gotta hang it up. That's that's too long

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Yeah, I gotta hang this stuff up. That's actually ridiculous

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Yeah, it's about time to hang up the sticks. That's crazy.

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Three years, almost four years streaming Big Dog. It's over with. What you talking about?

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Dog what? Almost four year skis? Hello?

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Yeah, GG. Yeah, GG. Retire. Yeah, should I do it right now?

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Yo, Hannah with the thousand bits, W Hannah with the thousand bits. High case, my laptop

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was stolen on campus today which is terrible timing because I graduated two

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weeks but watching your strings making me feel better yo I hate to hear that

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Hannah and I hope you'll find whoever stole that thing that is wild that that's

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actually crazy that's like legitimately insane I I hope that hey I hope they get

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called be real with you yo maxi with the five and Planet Coast or with the five

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All right, thank you.

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Gamer of the year 2026, no, there's no way.

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No, there's no way they let me go back to back to back.

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There's no way they let me go back to back to back.

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There's actually no way.

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I don't know though, the stuff that I've been doing

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in horsey game is, it might be deserving.

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It might be deserving of it if I'm being real with you the stuff that I've been the stuff that we've been doing in that game

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But he let me tell you right now

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It might be deserving

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You know what I mean tell me it ain't I've been making some absolute

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Mone

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Strosities up in that game, bud

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I'm not gonna say I'm about to say something.

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What was I about to say, man?

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Who am I to go to sleep?

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Chas, I just go to sleep.

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I'm about to just go to sleep.

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I'm about to just go to sleep right now.

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Yo Adam, with the thousand BSW, Adam, are you playing a horsey game?

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Yeah, I'm playing a horsey game, but I do want to do, I want to knock out the horror

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game first tonight though.

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I want to make sure I get a good horror game in.

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And then it's horsey after a hunt done percent.

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An absolute hunt done.

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Check, the crazy part is now, bro, I think we have horses fast enough to just beat the

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Gainski.

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I think we do.

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I think we do.

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But why though?

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Why would I stop?

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Why not make a horse so fast that it breaks the space-time continuum and just kills everybody

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watching?

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I'm going to create a horse so fast that it acts like the Large Hadron Collider and it

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moves so fast that it reacts with the other pixels in the game at such a speed that the

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the gravity cannot handle it and it just creates a singularity right there.

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Okay, so it's foot massage with the five and everybody dies.

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Like everybody, y'all too.

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Y'all cook too.

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Y'all cook too, but you better believe it.

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Yo, I need another one of these, bro.

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I'm not gonna lie, bro.

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I need another one of these.

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I need about 50 of these things.

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Like truly I need like 50 days, bro

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Somebody send me not

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But I do I do need some more days I

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Didn't know this exists. I thought it was just like a pipe

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You can connect them together I

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I tried to connect this one into itself, but it like it doesn't have that much like structural integrity

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Hold up!

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I have a five foot long one.

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This one's about two foot long.

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I'm actually pretty certain this is exactly two feet.

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Actually, I would bet my bottom dollar

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on that this is two foot long.

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I would actually bet my bottom dollar on that I would.

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This is two feet.

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I'm good at judging distances.

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I am legitimately so sure this is just straight up two feet.

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This is two feet long.

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And the great one is it looks different.

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It looks different on stretch res.

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But this is two feet long.

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Stretch res makes it look crazier, though.

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No, this is not three feet, no.

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There's no universe that exists where this is three feet.

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I hate to break it to you.

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But there's no universe that exists where this is three feet.

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Well, this is 100% two foot long.

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100%.

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Absolutely 100% two foot long.

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OK.

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You're two foot wide.

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wait no no check or mom

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mom what was my chest measurement

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cuz I have every I had like my dimensions done cuz I was gonna get like a jacket

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that was like fitting good

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what is it mom?

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don't you have it 66 inches, it's actually probably close to that 57 inch

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chest diameter by the way she just takes it to me yeah I have a 57 inch chest

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diameter there you can't see it because it's reflecting but yes you said that

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Leap bro, there's nothing on there. Be a discord announcement, the fitness

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announcement on your phone that always says you can still do it. No I can't.

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And that's it.

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Yeah, 57 inch chest diameter, straight slenderness.

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I'm talking ginormous proportions, but what was my waist diameter?

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My waist was like, my waist smaller, my chest is being this big.

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What is it?

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What was it, mom?

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Massive?

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No, I'm an ogre.

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It's crazy.

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What is it, mom?

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I'll never mind it's time both 57 yeah, I'm ginormous dog absolutely ginormous

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yeah, no I'm the dude I'm giant man while I'm literally an ogre like I'm actually like

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massive mountain of a man dog like truly like I'm talking absolutely massive

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mountain of a man

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Shrent cosplay dude

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tune

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I swear to just giant ginormous

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look like Bigfoot walking around

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there's a dude there's a dude that I used to work with older guy cool guy

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Um, knew him my whole life.

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I, when I was working at the water department, he worked in a different department.

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Whenever, whenever, every time we'd conglomerate and have to like combine and help something

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bro, it always called me big sexy for no reason.

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Never knew why, but he did.

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It was funny though.

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He was like, what's good, big sexy?

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I'm like, what?

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Yep.

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Name was John.

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Great guy though.

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I swear he did.

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I swear.

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Yep.

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John.

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Good dude.

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where? Yep, John. Good dude. I swear he called me that. Yeah, we'd be fixing like a water

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leak or something. They're like, get on down there, big sexy and try to try to try to plug

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that pipe up like I yeah I thought it was funny don't laugh about it so did it

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was funny it was funny let me tell you it was funny bro what is this in my

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Like dude when I put on like bro, I don't want this in my ear man!

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Get this out of my ear man!

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See what is this in my head!

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is five feet tall, short?

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What does that even mean, Lauren?

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No, I'm not five feet tall.

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Wait, you said what?

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Oh, Lauren said I'm 57 inches tall.

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No, you're literally not.

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That doesn't make sense.

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How many feet is 57 inches?

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4 foot 9 keep my this gigantic this gigantic hoodie makes me look bigger

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Oh, no car!

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Massive though!

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Big, big!

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Big large man!

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Oh, I hurt my neck.

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Oh, I hurt my neck.

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Why my neck hurt?

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Yo, why my neck hurt?

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Yo, I hurt my neck.

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I hurt my neck.

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My neck hurt.

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Ah! Ah!

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Ah!

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I'm good. Yo, that was weird. Does that a blood clot?

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That blood clot. You know how to avoid blood clots. If you're ever sitting for too long, just shake your legs and knock that blood clot loose just in case.

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That's what I've always done.

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always done. Yo, Pearl with 1000 bits, W Pearl with 1000 bits. Hey, case you probably don't

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remember, but I asked you for driving tips three weeks ago and I passed the test. My

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birthday was two days ago and finally I have a license. Yo, that's what's up, Pearl. Yo,

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congratulations, Pearl. Appreciate that. W Pearl, man. Y'all hate to hear that, Ellie.

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I appreciate you being here though. Ellie, W Ellie. Thank you, Ellie. I appreciate that.

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you as well, Raider. Thank you, Raider, as well. Appreciate that.

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What was I about to say? Bro, keep losing my train of thought, bro. I'm about to get off.

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57 inches is three times the average male width.

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Yeah, what do you what I done told you I'm a behemoth dog I

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done told you I'm an absolute behemoth like my best friend link just says ogre build

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And I'm like, yeah, it's literally an ogre build.

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Like legitimately ogre, ogre like, court with the T and W court with the T and.

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I wish I was as buff as case, what everybody in the world does.

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there's no one that is close. I am the buffest man in the world. Actually, I think I can

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actually, you know, low key, I can, yo, if I jumped on steroids, I actually think give

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me like 35 years on steroids hardcore, I might actually be able to make a case for that.

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The genetics are there man.

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Just big large.

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Bring steroids back to baseball.

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Hey, say what you will when them dudes was doing steroids back in the day on baseball

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They was doing some crazy stuff, buddy

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Them dudes was hitting

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straight

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Bomb skis dog. You remember old mark McGuire. He'd get up there

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Big up big mark get up there. All right

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Well, that's a bomb bro standing there. It's just gone

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It's like mad golly, dude. Well, what you doing up in here?

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I believe every sports to allow Roids, honestly, I mean, it's not healthy, obviously, but if

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it's like an athlete's choice, it could be given, it could be left up to them.

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I'm not saying do it.

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But if they made the educated choice, knowing all the risks, then yeah, you might have somebody

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jump over the goal in basketball or something.

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Nice saying go do it.

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Pickleball roids.

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Did you just say pick?

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Dude, every time I hear somebody talking about pickleball, I start laughing, bro.

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Every time I hear somebody talking about pickleball, it just kills me dude. It really does like bro. What you mean pickleball?

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Like I understand pickleball is a sport

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It's cool fun to play. It's like tennis except

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You don't have to do like all that running 30 feet back and forth

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But why did you name it pickleball dog?

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Why why did you choose to name it pickleball?

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Like yeah man me and the boys went out we played pickleball last weekend.

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That's worse than saying, yeah, me and the boys played League of Legends all weekend

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last weekend.

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That's literally worse than that.

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So who in here play pickleball is common who in here plays pickleball for real?

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No way.

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There's no way that many of y'all play pickleball.

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Yo, that's cool, Ms. Boston Celtics.

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Thank you, that's actually dope.

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I appreciate you, thank you.

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Let me make you a wallet.

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Did you kill someone?

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What, why did you say it like that?

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What do you mean, let me make you a wallet?

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Are you trying to dispose of a money?

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Are you trying to turn somebody into a wallet?

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Dude, speaking of wallets, bro, I was thinking this earlier.

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Wallets low-key last like forever.

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A wallet, unless you just want to get a new one just to do it, a wallet is like a three-time

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lifetime purchase.

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I don't know how wallet companies stay in business, bro.

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I bought my wallet, I think, when I was like 16 years old from Walmart, and I legitimately

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have had it ever since. Wait, did I get another one? Wait, maybe I have gotten another wallet.

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What they last forever, dude.

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Chat wallets actually last forever.

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How many get lost?

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Never.

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I've never lost a car key.

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I've never lost a wallet.

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Welcome to OCD, bud.

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You know what a positive of OCD is?

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will never lose something like that. I have never lost a wallet or car key ever. It's

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always where I know it is. Sometimes there'll be a situation like, yo, why's my key not

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in my pocket? I'll be like, there's no way I would have put it somewhere I didn't know.

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And it might maybe slid out of my pocket or something. But other than that, no, I always

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know where everything is. Always. Always is always in a same spot. Always. Where is it

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Now what my wallet on my counter where it always is

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Yep, I lose my vape keys phone

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Probably trying to tell you something losing that losing that vape might be trying to tell you something

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You lose the vape, you lose the vape, see now I've used that as an excuse, so I lost

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my vape, I guess I'm on quit.

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I feel like that, that is when you'd be like, oh I'm quitting.

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Man I lo- what?

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The Lakers game has started, game two, wait are they, how far into it is it?

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hold up. It's Kevin Durant playing? Oh, he is? Oh, it might be GG. Yeah, that might

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be G. G. Ski. Rockets, Rockets might be might be dubbing at not hold on K. D. Batten might

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be up with. It just, it just might be. It just might be. Bro, why they don't ask me why

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Why you asking me why fake out fake?

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You said bro why fake?

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Like like I'm gonna give you the reason.

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I don't know.

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What?

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Vape is a gateway in my eyes to smoking. I thought it was the opposite

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Do for the longest time I thought vaping was like I want to quit smoking cigarettes, so I'm gonna vape

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Now never having a smoking problem and just picking up a vape kind of crazy

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easy. Just wake up one day. It's like, man, I want to date.

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Dude, look, man. Hey, dude. Hey, you know what, man? You

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You know what bro?

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Live your life man.

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Live your life.

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You want to vape, who am I to stop you?

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You were smoking cigarette, who am I to stop you?

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Live your life.

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You know what I mean?

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Cigarettes is easy quitting vape is harder than anything I've ever done

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Well your name is queso's warm embrace

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So you probably got a chance

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I'm gonna start vaping now because of you you've inspired me I never said go out vape dog

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I said you can live your life, right?

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No, I'm gonna start vaping bro. What's you mean man?

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Case if you say hi Haley, I'll stop vaping. I don't believe you but hi Haley. You gonna stop vaping now?

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You know you lie

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I'm not a star somebody lie I got a chopper in the car I got a chopper in the car I

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Got a chop

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Yes, so you're gonna stop vaping Haley cuz I said hi you better stop vaping right now

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She hit it as you said it probably

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Yeah, probably bro

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Good hey good

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Zen is really hard to quit. I'm not talking about Zanz on this channel ever again, but

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That was one of the dumbest nights of my life on stream never do it again

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I will never talk about him again, bro.

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That was the most dense chat moment of my entire career, bro.

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Everybody was being so dense on purpose.

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It's unreal.

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I couldn't believe it, man.

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It was actually crazy.

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What did you just say?

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I once dropped my vape in the toilet and still tried it after drying it.

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Your name is stinky dookie underscore.

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That is very believable.

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That is very believable right there.

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Yo, the one with the five, thank you.

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Chats, I want if you're vaping right now.

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No way.

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You ain't no way, bruh.

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So happy birthday Kyla, is it Kyla or Kayla?

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Happy birthday Kayla, happy birthday Kyla, thank you.

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I hope I said it right.

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Pull it.

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I don't know what a card is you talk about like a cart in the milk or a shopping cart. I don't know what that is

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Hey, look at the majority know right here

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Now I'm talking specifically they

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Specifically vape.

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One of one force of case of viewers vape.

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That's actually looking like the case here.

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That's looking like the case, man.

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Look at that.

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Almost 2,000 people in here are vaping at this very moment.

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Now, there's about to be 2,000 people minimum.

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Just the people that voted there's people that watch on the TV and like phone that don't vote

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And I'm and I'm in it like literally right now by the way like you're literally like you just took a hit with a like right now

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I don't mean in general. I'm at like like literally right now you are

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Well

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Well, hey, hey, it is what it is.

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It is what it is.

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You know what I mean, champ?

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That's life right there.

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You live, you live, and you live.

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You live, and you live, big doll.

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Straight up.

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Five gift and who?

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I'm glad to hear that.

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How?

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Yo, case made me vape with the five gift.

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Yeah, we got to get that name out of here.

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How can I make you vape and I don't even vape myself?

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Like what?

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Yo, congratulations.

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Honestly, not good.

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I'm glad to hear that.

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Thank you.

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Honestly, not good.

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Thank you.

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Case and sisters, birthday is around the hour.

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I mean, a lot of people wish you a happy birthday.

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Her name is...

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I can't pronounce that, but she goes, day.

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Oh, I can do that.

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Yo, happy birthday, day.

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It's your day.

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A happy birthday.

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Happy birthday, day.

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Thank you.

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Hold on.

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Let me see this real quick.

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On Monday, I'm going to be in a cooking competition called Chefs of Steel for my culinary school.

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Any words of advice for that day?

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Gold with the five.

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I don't, but I know who does.

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It's so easy to rage bait you.

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No, not today, you know.

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off a cough drop but I'm chillin' in a pickle just remember you're not alone

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facts I'll give you another one

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life's journey is like a pickle that surprising crunch ultimately makes it

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more enjoyable facts I'll give you another one just as a humble cucumber

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becomes a pickle let life's challenges manate your spirit

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FACTS.

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And emerge from the jar of adversity with a crunch of greatness.

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I'm probably gonna with the five facts, I'll give you one more.

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The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.

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Man, that's powerful right there. You know what I mean?

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Matter of fact, that was so good, I'm gonna do one more.

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Believe in yourself and all that you are.

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know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.

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Quoted a day. Pickled on, hey the Pickled on got some new ones in the bag, bro.

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Pickled on got some, hey.

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Hey the Pickled on got some new ones in the bag, what you talking about?

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You know what time it is chat you best get you a diaper y'all remember we startin a day off with spooky time today

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And then after spooky we going straight into horse action y'all know the drill

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You best get you a dive

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Hey

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Hey

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Hey

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You best get you a diet beyond, bubba.

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You want to know why?

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You want to know why you need to get you a diet beyond?

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Because it's spooky time.

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We start doing spooky time first.

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It actually will help doing horsey game after spooky time because it makes you decompress

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and you're not scared anymore.

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Let's hope it a let's hope it's better than that whore game last night Chad. Who was here for that whore game I played last night?

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Man, golly! Who was here for that?

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Press E on the garbage bag to pick it up.

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up you can sell your trophies put them on the shelf in your house exit and go

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back oh yeah you do that too yeah you're right locky and chat dirt with the tnw

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dirt with the locky and chat because you should know what time it is already

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You hear me, bubba?

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I HOPE YOU GOT YOU A DAPPY OWN!

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This game looks scary, not gonna lie.

01:00:23.460 --> 01:00:25.340
This game looks scary for real.

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Hey, this game looks scary!

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Get you a guy beyond Bubba.

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Cuz it's spooky time up in here!

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Yeah!

01:00:39.060 --> 01:00:43.060
Yeah!

01:00:43.060 --> 01:00:45.060
Boogie!

01:00:49.060 --> 01:00:51.060
Boogie!

01:00:58.060 --> 01:01:00.060
Boogie!

01:01:13.060 --> 01:01:23.060
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.

01:01:23.060 --> 01:01:33.060
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.

01:02:03.060 --> 01:02:06.060
One knee high, one knee high.

01:03:33.060 --> 01:03:40.060
Well, buddy, it's awful spooky in here, isn't it?

01:03:40.060 --> 01:03:53.060
Well, buddy, it sure is awful spooky in here.

01:04:03.060 --> 01:04:13.060
It sure is awful up in here.

01:04:13.060 --> 01:04:14.060
Ah.

01:04:14.060 --> 01:04:20.940
Yo, what's up with the hand action, what's going on with that, what?

01:04:20.940 --> 01:04:27.500
That's kind of creepy, hello?

01:04:27.500 --> 01:04:29.060
That's a little creepy.

01:04:29.060 --> 01:04:31.060
My left elbow hurt.

01:04:31.060 --> 01:04:38.060
Why my elbow hurt?

01:04:38.060 --> 01:04:43.300
Because you're old now.

01:04:43.300 --> 01:04:48.620
Because I did arm day to day and back.

01:04:48.620 --> 01:04:56.020
Name of this game is Scream Under The House.

01:04:56.020 --> 01:04:58.020
Scream above the house

01:05:00.460 --> 01:05:07.060
Scream under the house got it got it

01:05:09.580 --> 01:05:12.020
Jack with the Jack with the 10. Thank you

01:05:17.860 --> 01:05:19.660
Lock in

01:05:19.660 --> 01:05:25.980
This game looks scary in the images not gonna lie it looked rather scary in the images

01:05:28.660 --> 01:05:34.060
So that being said there's a chance

01:05:36.980 --> 01:05:38.980
That's rather scary

01:05:39.140 --> 01:05:44.700
Chat what does DLSS mean somebody explain that to me right now? I finally want to know what this means

01:05:44.700 --> 01:05:46.700
What does it mean? I want to know finally

01:05:49.660 --> 01:06:14.180
AI upscaling. What on this planet earth does AI upscaling mean?

01:06:14.180 --> 01:06:16.180
Okay, what's it look like with it on?

01:06:18.500 --> 01:06:20.500
Looks like that with it on

01:06:24.700 --> 01:06:28.080
Looks the same to me lock in scream under the house

01:06:30.020 --> 01:06:32.020
It up scales resolution

01:06:35.660 --> 01:06:37.660
Cinema

01:06:37.660 --> 01:06:42.660
I'm a hacker.

01:06:42.660 --> 01:06:44.660
Getting prank all, GG.

01:06:44.660 --> 01:06:49.660
You'll hate me with the fire.

01:06:49.660 --> 01:06:55.660
Where are we going?

01:06:55.660 --> 01:07:01.660
I'm going to the beach.

01:07:01.660 --> 01:07:06.660
Oh, it's a good idea.

01:07:06.660 --> 01:07:11.540
I didn't think you would end like this didn't think what would end like what?

01:07:14.940 --> 01:07:16.940
There's a letter from my mom in the car

01:07:18.860 --> 01:07:24.540
Letter from your mom chat. This is one of the rare situations. This is a I was here moment

01:07:26.420 --> 01:07:31.820
This is a I was here moment I have to turn the sensitivity up

01:07:33.340 --> 01:07:35.340
In a game. Yeah, oh

01:07:36.100 --> 01:07:38.100
Not down up

01:07:40.620 --> 01:07:46.940
Yeah, this is one of those rare cases it's like one out of every 50 games that I get on

01:07:48.300 --> 01:07:53.520
90% of the time I got to turn the sensitivity down y'all know it's a whole thing with me

01:07:54.100 --> 01:07:58.620
But this is one of these super rare cases where the default sensitivity

01:07:59.420 --> 01:08:01.420
Believe it or not

01:08:01.860 --> 01:08:04.740
It's too low. I was here

01:08:05.340 --> 01:08:22.700
see if that does it okay over just a little bit perfect all right so I don't

01:08:22.700 --> 01:08:25.780
know where we are or why we're here but apparently there's a litter in our car

01:08:25.780 --> 01:08:31.540
from our mom let's see what she's all about why's there a teddy bear on top of

01:08:31.540 --> 01:08:37.540
car is getting rained on. What's going on? Yo, oh snap. It's

01:08:37.540 --> 01:08:43.700
breed with the five gifted recap. This is all we know so far.

01:08:43.900 --> 01:08:47.380
The game started. We were on a computer. We got a phone call

01:08:47.380 --> 01:08:50.660
from no caller ID. Next moment we appeared in front of this

01:08:50.660 --> 01:08:53.060
house and said there's a letter in our car from our mom. I

01:08:53.060 --> 01:08:57.820
need to read it. That's all we know so far. If you think I'm

01:08:57.820 --> 01:09:08.660
reading all that you don't lost your mind. You don't lost your mind. I'll read it. I'll

01:09:08.660 --> 01:09:16.220
read it. It's important or soggy with the five. I'm going to read it. Son, if you're reading

01:09:16.220 --> 01:09:19.980
this, it means we're no longer here. And perhaps you found yourself in this house for the first

01:09:19.980 --> 01:09:24.900
time in a long while. We've put off this conversation for a long time, not because we didn't want

01:09:24.900 --> 01:09:29.160
Italian, but because we weren't sure you were ready to hear it. This house holds

01:09:29.160 --> 01:09:33.720
a part of our lives that we never spoke of, not because we were hiding you, but

01:09:33.720 --> 01:09:37.740
because we're trying to protect you. Sometime the truth becomes too heavy and

01:09:37.740 --> 01:09:42.660
people choose silence. We hope you'll be able to understand us, even if not

01:09:42.660 --> 01:09:47.900
right away. And maybe one day you'll see this house, not just walls, but also

01:09:47.900 --> 01:09:52.040
the reason why everything turned out exactly this way. We hope you understand

01:09:52.040 --> 01:10:03.880
us for mom what you mean they left me this house well that was nice of them I

01:10:03.880 --> 01:10:13.240
thought they had sold it last time I was here was in childhood a three house and

01:10:13.240 --> 01:10:17.080
I remember almost nothing we gonna close that door when we go inside

01:10:17.080 --> 01:10:20.080
All right, let's go.

01:10:20.080 --> 01:10:23.000
Chad, they gave us a free crib, dude.

01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:28.840
I'm going to go ahead and list this thing for sale, not

01:10:28.840 --> 01:10:30.120
in the whole line.

01:10:30.120 --> 01:10:33.280
We got boarded up doors, boarded up staircases.

01:10:33.280 --> 01:10:36.480
No, let's go ahead and put this on Zillow real quick.

01:10:36.480 --> 01:10:39.120
I'm good.

01:10:39.120 --> 01:10:39.680
I'm good.

01:10:39.680 --> 01:10:43.600
Let's go ahead and put this thing on Zillow.

01:10:43.600 --> 01:10:45.320
And apparently something weird's with the house

01:10:45.320 --> 01:10:52.440
she was talking about. It feels like someone was waiting for me. That's not good. It's too quiet

01:10:52.440 --> 01:11:01.080
here as if everything is frozen. We need to understand what happened here. Who uses silo?

01:11:01.720 --> 01:11:02.920
What else are you going to use?

01:11:02.920 --> 01:11:20.280
Okay, so parents left me this house and it's creepy red fan. What is red fan? I wonder why

01:11:20.280 --> 01:11:24.600
the staircase is blocked. That's what also what I was wondering how you gonna come here with no

01:11:24.600 --> 01:11:32.900
flashlight by the way it's dark yo Emily with the five and oh snap it's

01:11:32.900 --> 01:11:41.380
bring with the five thank you oh snap it's breathe okay we got a generator I

01:11:41.380 --> 01:11:49.100
could sell that can I go in here maybe I haven't finished looking around here

01:11:49.100 --> 01:11:53.780
yet well big dog I hate to break it to you but there's not much else here we

01:11:53.780 --> 01:11:57.060
got a drawer. We got a drawer. We got a drawer. All right.

01:11:59.460 --> 01:12:03.900
Anybody else getting creepy vibes from in here? This door is

01:12:03.900 --> 01:12:08.580
locked. I'm getting some I'm getting some creepy vibes going.

01:12:12.300 --> 01:12:17.180
No one today left me as crib. This thing is creepy. Christie

01:12:17.180 --> 01:12:18.340
with the five. Thank you.

01:12:18.340 --> 01:12:35.340
Can I open these boxes? No, I cannot. Okay. There's not really anything else in here that I can interact with, I don't think, unless I'm tripping a little bit. Perhaps I'm tripping.

01:12:35.340 --> 01:12:43.340
There's a slight chance that I'm tripping, but I don't think I am. Oh, there's a note. I couldn't even see that.

01:12:43.340 --> 01:12:45.840
The staircase must be kept closed.

01:12:45.840 --> 01:12:48.340
If he hears it, everything will start again.

01:12:49.340 --> 01:12:50.340
Who is he?

01:12:52.840 --> 01:12:55.340
This is no longer just an empty house.

01:12:56.840 --> 01:12:58.340
Something remains here.

01:12:58.340 --> 01:12:59.340
Uh-oh.

01:13:02.840 --> 01:13:03.840
Hello?

01:13:10.340 --> 01:13:11.340
Alright, down a little bit.

01:13:13.340 --> 01:13:20.340
Somebody's squatting up in here, this is my house, by the way, it was passed down to me by my parents.

01:13:20.340 --> 01:13:23.340
Light doesn't work, imagine that.

01:13:23.340 --> 01:13:29.340
Okay, it's real dark. Can I get like a flashlight or a candle or something?

01:13:29.340 --> 01:13:30.340
What is this?

01:13:30.340 --> 01:13:33.340
Silence here does not save, it only ma-

01:13:33.340 --> 01:13:35.340
Oh

01:13:42.700 --> 01:13:47.700
Somebody's turn the sink on oh somebody squatting in my house

01:13:52.220 --> 01:13:58.660
Yo, it is real dark in here, bro. I don't I don't like I don't like the vibe of the crib

01:13:58.660 --> 01:14:03.900
None of the lights work dude. No, it's so dark I

01:14:06.620 --> 01:14:08.620
Tried to

01:14:08.620 --> 01:14:32.140
I tried to wash it away, but her voice stays with me, even in the water.

01:14:32.140 --> 01:14:35.500
Okay, that's a cute little teddy bear.

01:14:35.500 --> 01:14:38.740
I'm about to die, huh? Yeah, I'm dead

01:14:41.220 --> 01:14:45.620
Well, all right, I think I looked at the house enough I think I'm gonna go ahead and I

01:14:46.420 --> 01:14:48.660
Think I'm gonna go ahead and get up out of here

01:14:50.620 --> 01:14:53.280
Pre-sates offer leave me the house though. What is this?

01:14:54.820 --> 01:14:57.280
Looks like a puzzle I'll take it with me

01:14:58.140 --> 01:15:00.140
Okay, cool

01:15:00.780 --> 01:15:08.000
Yo, I like how you have to find every item in the area before they let you proceed to cut down on confusion

01:15:08.220 --> 01:15:10.220
W devs not gonna lie

01:15:17.300 --> 01:15:23.540
Yo, why is the lighting in here so bad like we ain't got no overhead lights keys

01:15:23.540 --> 01:15:30.300
We'll have to call an electrician. No, we ain't neither. We're gonna sell this place. I ain't worry about no

01:15:30.300 --> 01:15:35.020
As soon as I'm done looking around I'm getting out of here. Am I about to pass out? What's going on?

01:15:43.820 --> 01:15:49.620
Oh Lord, somebody's in there. Somebody's in the Korea.

01:15:49.620 --> 01:15:59.620
Mom said it would be better if I didn't exist. Wow, that is, wow, that's, wow, that's, that's terrible.

01:15:59.620 --> 01:16:07.620
Yeah, that's rude, if you ask me.

01:16:07.620 --> 01:16:19.620
I can't live like this anymore. Something has to be done.

01:16:19.620 --> 01:16:26.620
Well, I'm under a table. Calm down. We need to keep the situation under control.

01:16:26.620 --> 01:16:28.620
Wait, is this a flashback?

01:16:31.620 --> 01:16:34.620
That was a flashback to them arguing.

01:16:37.620 --> 01:16:47.380
As if it couldn't have you just now brought the flashlight out. I was hitting half earlier

01:16:50.020 --> 01:16:54.820
There should be a generator somewhere around here. I remember seeing a generator. You know what's crazy

01:16:54.820 --> 01:16:59.060
We have better visibility with the lights cut off from the flashlight that we did with the power on

01:17:00.260 --> 01:17:03.540
Wait, how is this light up here still working if the lights got cut off? Is that like

01:17:04.340 --> 01:17:06.340
battery powered or something?

01:17:06.340 --> 01:17:18.580
generator well at least there's some light now why don't you clock why don't

01:17:18.580 --> 01:17:19.800
I hear a clock ticking.

01:17:22.100 --> 01:17:23.460
Hey, don't do that again.

01:17:29.660 --> 01:17:30.660
What is going on?

01:17:33.620 --> 01:17:34.460
Hello?

01:17:37.540 --> 01:17:38.700
What's happening?

01:17:40.420 --> 01:17:42.380
I am terrified.

01:17:45.700 --> 01:17:47.820
Borderline horrified.

01:17:48.580 --> 01:17:50.580
Damn.

01:17:51.580 --> 01:17:53.580
Hey, who's in here for real?

01:17:53.580 --> 01:17:57.580
I am, I am swole and naked.

01:17:57.580 --> 01:17:59.580
You don't want no smoke with me, buddy.

01:18:04.580 --> 01:18:07.580
TV? Oh, there's something about it, TV.

01:18:09.580 --> 01:18:11.580
Another piece of the puzzle.

01:18:13.580 --> 01:18:15.580
He's right behind me, isn't he?

01:18:18.580 --> 01:18:32.880
Yo we having a heart attack or something? What's going on?

01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:37.780
Why did that door just open on its own?

01:18:37.780 --> 01:18:38.780
Hey why did-

01:18:38.780 --> 01:18:39.620
Oh my God!

01:18:41.160 --> 01:18:42.600
Yo, are you kidding me?

01:19:08.780 --> 01:19:23.180
man that's one of them jump scares that's so unexpected it just makes you mad

01:19:31.820 --> 01:19:35.820
bro that's one of those jump scares that's so expected you're just mad after it happens like

01:19:35.820 --> 01:19:43.980
I'm just mad. That got me bad. Like, bro, are we serious up in here right now?

01:19:56.540 --> 01:19:59.580
Like, that did not look like a situation that would destroy what you're

01:19:59.580 --> 01:20:02.580
I wasn't even close to the door. Why would they do that?

01:20:08.580 --> 01:20:12.580
Oh my goodness, bro. Why would they place that jump scare there?

01:20:12.580 --> 01:20:16.580
I wasn't even close to the door, bro.

01:20:22.580 --> 01:20:24.580
Clip, but I was in ads.

01:20:29.580 --> 01:20:33.380
Oh my goodness, bro

01:20:36.820 --> 01:20:38.820
Why'd you name it hamster

01:20:38.820 --> 01:20:40.820
I

01:20:57.680 --> 01:21:01.880
Bro that hurt me, bro, that is room

01:21:01.880 --> 01:21:11.640
in my night. Dude, that is the most oddly placed unexpected jump scare I think I've

01:21:11.640 --> 01:21:15.960
ever seen. Usually they'll hit you in a jump scare where you're like approaching a door

01:21:15.960 --> 01:21:19.680
or just went through a door. I wasn't even close to the door, bro.

01:21:19.680 --> 01:21:46.080
Bro, I mean out of absolute nowhere, dude.

01:21:46.080 --> 01:21:48.080
I didn't bust another hamster, bro

01:21:49.660 --> 01:21:54.640
There's it was a slide hamster not a not not a full hemp slight ham

01:22:00.720 --> 01:22:02.720
Why that door to so open on its own

01:22:09.120 --> 01:22:13.400
That was a bad that was like actually a bad one that was like bad that got me good

01:22:16.080 --> 01:22:20.360
Cause again, usually I could like brace for him a little bit, be like, all right.

01:22:21.680 --> 01:22:25.160
You know, it's been a minute without a jump scare.

01:22:27.040 --> 01:22:27.840
I'm good.

01:22:29.200 --> 01:22:34.480
No, they, they, I hit him with a, he gave me a half hemp.

01:22:40.120 --> 01:22:41.000
My chest hurting.

01:22:44.480 --> 01:22:45.320
Oh man.

01:22:45.520 --> 01:22:47.520
Wow

01:22:47.680 --> 01:22:53.700
Anybody die. Hey y'all good nobody died from that right that was bad. That was like actually that was like a dangerous

01:22:54.040 --> 01:22:58.040
That was like that was teeter on the edge of like yo, we got a call like

01:22:59.120 --> 01:23:03.600
The emergency medical squad up in here because that was that was rough

01:23:03.600 --> 01:23:15.360
Well, that's one way to start off the game. We're like five minutes into the game.

01:23:15.360 --> 01:23:26.600
All right, well, let's go through this door that magically opened on its own and that ice just saw

01:23:26.600 --> 01:23:33.240
some demon jump out at me and just shave another five years off my life I

01:23:33.240 --> 01:23:41.080
guess because that was bad it can't go on like this anymore she's not sleeping

01:23:41.080 --> 01:23:44.600
again and neither are we

01:23:45.240 --> 01:23:53.280
well that's not good you should get your full sleep action okay this room has a

01:23:53.280 --> 01:23:56.400
a little bit more cozy lighting than the last.

01:23:56.400 --> 01:23:58.080
They wouldn't hit me with another jump scare

01:23:58.080 --> 01:23:59.640
like any time soon again, right?

01:23:59.640 --> 01:24:00.520
Because that was bad.

01:24:00.520 --> 01:24:01.360
That was bad.

01:24:03.280 --> 01:24:05.960
They wouldn't just go ahead and hit me

01:24:05.960 --> 01:24:08.240
with another one right now, I don't think.

01:24:08.240 --> 01:24:11.720
Matter of fact, as part, as chairman

01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:14.480
of the National Jump Scare Society,

01:24:14.480 --> 01:24:16.560
you're not allowed to put another one back to back

01:24:16.560 --> 01:24:18.720
that quick, that's that bad.

01:24:20.960 --> 01:24:22.280
Okay, I can't open these.

01:24:23.280 --> 01:24:27.280
All right. Ooh, another piece of the puzzle. Thank you.

01:24:30.280 --> 01:24:35.280
Okay, another note. Bro, I'm scared now. I'm scared of another jump scare now, bro. No joke.

01:24:36.280 --> 01:24:39.280
We rewrote the documents. It'll be...

01:24:41.280 --> 01:24:44.280
I just heard somebody like... I just heard a door creak behind me.

01:24:46.280 --> 01:24:50.280
We rewrote the documents. It'll be better for everyone, especially for him.

01:24:53.280 --> 01:25:00.280
Why did everything go quiet?

01:25:00.280 --> 01:25:08.040
I'm prepared, I'm prepared this time.

01:25:08.040 --> 01:25:10.240
I'm braced, I'm braced for a jump scare.

01:25:10.240 --> 01:25:11.240
I'm braced.

01:25:11.240 --> 01:25:12.240
Hello?

01:25:12.240 --> 01:25:13.240
Who made all that noise?

01:25:13.240 --> 01:25:23.240
Hello? Who made all that noise?

01:25:23.240 --> 01:25:31.240
It stopped. Why did the noise stop? Why did the noise?

01:25:31.240 --> 01:25:40.240
What? What was that that I just heard too?

01:25:40.240 --> 01:25:49.240
It's dark. I'm scared. I'm off about five cough drops. I'm delirious. It's all bad up in here.

01:25:51.240 --> 01:25:54.240
Buddy, it is all bad. Can I open this door?

01:26:05.240 --> 01:26:07.240
What a furniture floor!

01:26:10.240 --> 01:26:12.240
Oh

01:26:18.040 --> 01:26:20.480
Yeah, the crib hold it's a real

01:26:22.840 --> 01:26:26.320
We got a poker guy stuck in this thing GG

01:26:30.280 --> 01:26:37.440
It's at this point, you know if we're the main character why are we not immediately either running for the exit

01:26:37.440 --> 01:26:38.920
and I'll do you one better.

01:26:38.920 --> 01:26:40.720
Don't even run for the exit.

01:26:40.720 --> 01:26:42.080
Jump out this window.

01:26:42.080 --> 01:26:44.360
This window's literally made for jumping out.

01:26:45.400 --> 01:26:48.580
Mission with the five, W mission with the five, thank you.

01:26:50.240 --> 01:26:51.920
This window's literally like sitting here like,

01:26:51.920 --> 01:26:55.720
hey, hey, it's dangerous in here.

01:26:55.720 --> 01:26:57.760
Come jump out.

01:26:57.760 --> 01:26:59.120
It's begging for it.

01:27:02.720 --> 01:27:03.880
Okay.

01:27:03.880 --> 01:27:06.080
Well, the kitchen is a mess now.

01:27:06.080 --> 01:27:10.240
I guess I gotta go around.

01:27:10.240 --> 01:27:12.880
Oh man, I'm so scared of another unexpected jumpsuit.

01:27:15.600 --> 01:27:17.320
It sounded like somebody was in the room

01:27:17.320 --> 01:27:18.400
that I just came out of.

01:27:18.400 --> 01:27:19.600
I don't like that.

01:27:20.520 --> 01:27:21.360
Oh!

01:27:21.360 --> 01:27:22.200
Oh!

01:27:24.040 --> 01:27:27.180
Lord have mercy, that looked like Tater running by.

01:27:30.640 --> 01:27:33.480
Who was that ghost and can I extract your DNA?

01:27:33.480 --> 01:27:35.720
We're about to make a champion out of you, buddy.

01:27:35.720 --> 01:27:40.360
Lord have mercy, that thing was rolling.

01:27:44.440 --> 01:27:46.160
I missed it exactly.

01:27:50.000 --> 01:27:51.040
The boards are broken.

01:27:51.040 --> 01:27:53.840
Oh, well that's great, we can go upstairs now.

01:27:53.840 --> 01:27:56.080
Time to check the second floor.

01:27:56.080 --> 01:27:58.040
Yo, Maya with the five, thank you.

01:27:58.040 --> 01:28:07.040
Well chat, it was nice knowing y'all.

01:28:07.040 --> 01:28:14.040
Oh, is it a cut scene?

01:28:14.040 --> 01:28:17.040
Oh, Lord, no.

01:28:17.040 --> 01:28:19.040
It's so cold here.

01:28:19.040 --> 01:28:22.040
How is it that big of a temperature difference?

01:28:22.040 --> 01:28:25.040
It's just upstairs.

01:28:25.040 --> 01:28:33.620
Hello. Hello. Chat. Say we put this thing up on Zillow. How much money you think we're

01:28:33.620 --> 01:28:40.680
getting off this crib? We don't disclose that it's haunted. I think we can at least get

01:28:40.680 --> 01:28:50.160
a hundred bands off of it. Not gonna lie. Because it's completely messed up on the inside.

01:28:50.160 --> 01:28:55.160
They'd have to put like another three, four, four hundred K into it just to make it.

01:28:58.360 --> 01:29:00.560
I'd say we list it for a hundred K.

01:29:00.860 --> 01:29:01.860
Let's just take it.

01:29:01.960 --> 01:29:02.760
Let's just take it.

01:29:05.760 --> 01:29:07.260
We don't tell him that it's haunted.

01:29:10.560 --> 01:29:11.360
What room is this?

01:29:11.360 --> 01:29:11.760
Hello?

01:29:12.160 --> 01:29:13.460
Oh, it's like a kid's room.

01:29:14.560 --> 01:29:15.660
Looks like a girl's room.

01:29:15.660 --> 01:29:16.660
Closer store behind me.

01:29:16.660 --> 01:29:18.160
I don't trust anything in this house.

01:29:20.160 --> 01:29:25.520
All right, is there anything in here I can interact with please don't jump scare me again. I can't I

01:29:27.020 --> 01:29:30.260
Can't you can't you can't I can't you can't no

01:29:31.020 --> 01:29:36.260
You won't matter of fact. Yeah, you won't jump scare me again. I demand it

01:29:44.460 --> 01:29:46.460
It all look like there's nothing in here

01:29:50.160 --> 01:29:55.720
All right, do I leave this room now? Maybe wait not. There's a note here

01:29:57.160 --> 01:30:02.420
If I behave more quietly will they stop getting angry? Wow, that's sad. You hate to see

01:30:10.960 --> 01:30:12.960
Please don't shout I can be quieter

01:30:14.720 --> 01:30:17.440
Why are you do you think that helps?

01:30:17.440 --> 01:30:39.240
She can't handle it, we need a solution.

01:30:39.240 --> 01:30:43.400
So are we the son and we had a sister?

01:30:43.400 --> 01:30:52.320
Did our parents kill our sister and we're just finding out about it and that's why

01:30:52.320 --> 01:30:58.560
they left the house and all these clues?

01:30:58.560 --> 01:31:02.480
Wait a minute.

01:31:02.480 --> 01:31:04.320
What wait a minute.

01:31:04.320 --> 01:31:06.760
It's it's starting.

01:31:06.760 --> 01:31:11.600
Hey, I'm hearing a bunch of whisper action.

01:31:11.600 --> 01:31:12.840
I don't like that.

01:31:15.360 --> 01:31:18.200
Hey, who doing all that whispering?

01:31:18.200 --> 01:31:19.040
Chill out.

01:31:20.120 --> 01:31:20.960
Not going here.

01:31:22.760 --> 01:31:24.440
Okay, whose room is this?

01:31:25.640 --> 01:31:28.680
Okay, looks like a, oh that's probably a parent's room.

01:31:28.680 --> 01:31:29.640
Can I close this behind me?

01:31:29.640 --> 01:31:31.320
No, I cannot, Gigi, we're dead.

01:31:32.880 --> 01:31:34.720
Ha ha ha.

01:31:34.720 --> 01:31:37.640
That was creepy, dog.

01:31:38.640 --> 01:31:40.400
Who was that?

01:31:41.600 --> 01:31:43.600
Pro-style!

01:31:43.600 --> 01:31:45.600
Alright.

01:31:47.600 --> 01:31:51.600
Isolating a child is not acceptable, but sometimes it's the only way to keep control.

01:31:51.600 --> 01:31:53.600
Wow, that is, uh...

01:31:53.600 --> 01:31:57.600
That is... that's crazy right there, buddy. Let me tell you.

01:31:57.600 --> 01:32:01.600
Another piece to the note.

01:32:01.600 --> 01:32:03.600
What just happened?

01:32:11.600 --> 01:32:13.600
Oh

01:32:41.600 --> 01:32:51.600
I just heard something behind me.

01:32:51.600 --> 01:33:01.600
Please stop.

01:33:01.600 --> 01:33:02.600
Please stop.

01:33:02.600 --> 01:33:05.600
I heard this behind me just now.

01:33:05.600 --> 01:33:15.480
now to join it too okay what do I do with all the puzzle pieces now that I have

01:33:15.480 --> 01:33:20.680
I'm assuming that might have been the last one all right I'm gonna get up out of

01:33:20.680 --> 01:33:26.480
here the music was a vibe there for a minute but now starting to get a little

01:33:26.480 --> 01:33:38.360
uncomfortable jumps here no okay thank you thank you for sparing me shall I go

01:33:38.360 --> 01:33:43.480
back downstairs now no I can't okay that's fine I guess not really I want to

01:33:43.480 --> 01:33:56.320
go home the music is a countdown probably GG count down to what

01:33:56.480 --> 01:34:10.480
Okay, I don't see anything else upstairs that I need to be correct, maybe I'll do some with

01:34:10.480 --> 01:34:13.680
the music box itself, no?

01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:18.840
Let me go back in the other room real quick then.

01:34:18.840 --> 01:34:20.840
That's where we should go.

01:34:29.400 --> 01:34:31.400
Aye.

01:34:35.400 --> 01:34:37.400
Aye. Wait, it's ending.

01:34:42.040 --> 01:34:44.040
It just disappeared.

01:34:44.040 --> 01:34:58.040
As if it was never there. As if we were never here. As if we're not even real.

01:34:58.040 --> 01:35:12.040
As if I wasn't the most muscular fit man on the planet. Oh! This key must be for the entrance door.

01:35:12.040 --> 01:35:17.320
It's time to go back to the first floor. Oh, does that mean I can get up out of here?

01:35:19.960 --> 01:35:27.400
I mean, I appreciate you. Why'd that door close behind me? Hey. Hey.

01:35:30.360 --> 01:35:32.360
Yo!

01:35:42.040 --> 01:35:49.040
Cheers.

01:35:49.040 --> 01:36:02.600
Oh, that got my left rib hurting.

01:36:02.600 --> 01:36:07.600
Oh, oh, oh, my left rib hurting.

01:36:07.600 --> 01:36:08.600
Ah!

01:36:08.600 --> 01:36:09.600
My left.

01:36:09.600 --> 01:36:10.600
My left real.

01:36:10.600 --> 01:36:11.600
I'm good.

01:36:11.600 --> 01:36:14.600
Get in that dog pepsi real quick, snap me back.

01:36:14.600 --> 01:36:17.600
Oh man, that's nasty.

01:36:17.600 --> 01:36:19.600
Oh, that's nasty.

01:36:19.600 --> 01:36:21.600
I'm good

01:36:25.840 --> 01:36:28.400
Get hit that dog pepsin real quick snap me back

01:36:32.400 --> 01:36:37.960
Oh, man, that's nasty. Oh, that's nasty

01:36:43.840 --> 01:36:46.080
Miss Lucy goosey with the five. Thank you

01:36:46.080 --> 01:36:47.760
All right, let's go.

01:36:47.760 --> 01:36:48.880
Ooh, my left side hurt.

01:36:48.880 --> 01:36:50.960
I think I just pulled something for real.

01:36:50.960 --> 01:36:53.960
I'm about to follow Worker's Complain on y'all.

01:36:53.960 --> 01:36:55.560
I just pulled something on my left side.

01:36:55.560 --> 01:36:57.240
My left side hurt.

01:36:57.240 --> 01:36:58.840
Y'all just snapped something in my side.

01:37:03.720 --> 01:37:04.760
I gotta call in.

01:37:07.120 --> 01:37:08.920
God, leave my side hurt.

01:37:10.240 --> 01:37:12.680
What is that, bro?

01:37:12.680 --> 01:37:13.680
Stop, dawg.

01:37:13.680 --> 01:37:15.520
That's like it was right behind me.

01:37:16.640 --> 01:37:18.440
Bro, are you kidding me?

01:37:21.760 --> 01:37:24.640
Bro, that's sounded like it was right behind me.

01:37:32.520 --> 01:37:33.360
Can't move, bro.

01:37:33.360 --> 01:37:34.360
Why can't I move?

01:37:37.960 --> 01:37:39.560
Go back down.

01:37:39.560 --> 01:37:41.040
Okay, look, I got the entrance key.

01:37:41.040 --> 01:37:42.480
Can I just get up out of here?

01:37:43.060 --> 01:37:45.320
There ain't no way to just let me get up out of here, right?

01:37:47.640 --> 01:37:55.100
Big dog we got the interest key or is it this door this don't look like an entrance bro. What's you mean? I thought interest came in

01:38:03.480 --> 01:38:05.480
Yo chat do y'all prefer

01:38:06.440 --> 01:38:10.080
circular clothes baskets or square clothes baskets

01:38:10.080 --> 01:38:21.380
Not going to lie, I think I'm more of a circular clothes basket type of guy.

01:38:21.380 --> 01:38:29.620
Matter of fact, that's a good poll right there.

01:38:29.620 --> 01:38:38.620
Which clothes basket shape do you prefer?

01:38:38.620 --> 01:38:50.300
I think I'm team circle here not gonna lie. I like a good circular clothes basket

01:38:50.300 --> 01:38:57.220
now I have a square one now but in my parent's house growing up we had a

01:38:57.220 --> 01:39:05.420
circular square basket circular square basket we had a circular clothes basket

01:39:05.420 --> 01:39:11.100
that lasted like my whole life, dude. They probably still got it. What are we

01:39:11.100 --> 01:39:13.660
looking like, though?

01:39:15.860 --> 01:39:24.940
Ooh, that's kind of close. Wow, people prefer square, huh? Really?

01:39:25.500 --> 01:39:29.420
Rectangle, that's that same thing as square. If you're voting square, you're

01:39:29.420 --> 01:39:41.060
voting rectangle. It fits in corners. I mean, yeah, but I feel like a circular

01:39:41.060 --> 01:39:47.660
closed basket is easier to carry, right?

01:39:59.420 --> 01:40:05.920
Well, I guess we know what the majority of people clothes basket shape

01:40:09.060 --> 01:40:12.100
Wow people prefer square, huh? I

01:40:14.180 --> 01:40:19.100
Didn't think it would be that that that big of a like that's crazy. All right

01:40:21.500 --> 01:40:24.200
Respectable but like dude if I'm I don't know cuz

01:40:29.420 --> 01:40:31.420
I don't know

01:40:33.940 --> 01:40:35.940
Alright, let's keep moving

01:40:36.580 --> 01:40:40.440
Bro, why does everything keep coming off bro? You gotta stop you gotta stop

01:40:45.060 --> 01:40:47.060
Bro stop

01:40:52.940 --> 01:40:54.940
Bro, please don't please

01:40:54.940 --> 01:40:59.900
Well, you don't jump scared me horrifically bad three times.

01:40:59.900 --> 01:41:00.500
Let's stop.

01:41:00.500 --> 01:41:01.660
Let's stop here.

01:41:01.660 --> 01:41:02.220
Don't do it.

01:41:02.220 --> 01:41:02.720
Don't do it.

01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:03.220
Don't do it.

01:41:03.220 --> 01:41:05.940
Don't do it.

01:41:05.940 --> 01:41:07.060
Can I close this behind me?

01:41:07.060 --> 01:41:09.560
No.

01:41:09.560 --> 01:41:10.060
OK.

01:41:10.060 --> 01:41:11.820
There's another no right here.

01:41:11.820 --> 01:41:13.620
Oh, there's another piece of proposal, too.

01:41:16.420 --> 01:41:20.340
We had no other choice debate.

01:41:20.340 --> 01:41:23.860
The basement is the only place where she won't hurt anyone.

01:41:23.860 --> 01:41:24.740
We couldn't help her.

01:41:24.740 --> 01:41:26.340
we can only keep her contained.

01:41:30.240 --> 01:41:32.640
Did they lock our sister in the basement?

01:41:39.440 --> 01:41:40.440
What is this?

01:41:43.640 --> 01:41:50.240
St. Mary psychiatric clinic, age seven, diagnosis, severe

01:41:50.240 --> 01:41:57.520
sensory hypersensitivity disorder accompanied by uncontrolled vocal outburst and panic episodes.

01:41:59.040 --> 01:42:05.040
Recommendation, strict isolation from external stimuli is strongly advised.

01:42:11.280 --> 01:42:13.600
So the daughter had this.

01:42:13.600 --> 01:42:20.120
They locked her in the basement and what is she dead they killed her

01:42:22.840 --> 01:42:28.080
Big dog what what a parents at now are they dead

01:42:31.360 --> 01:42:37.480
Bro you got a stop cutting the music off dude like what is that the ghost of my sister maybe

01:42:37.480 --> 01:42:49.920
You magnetic with the five thank you wait it's all making sense is that the

01:42:49.920 --> 01:42:59.900
ghost that I get everything out of here bro I'm assuming I did

01:42:59.900 --> 01:43:10.900
The basement hides everything. The answers are definitely there. Is that the basement?

01:43:10.900 --> 01:43:20.900
Do I got to grab this crowbar? Let me find out. No. Maybe I got to walk up to the boards

01:43:20.900 --> 01:43:25.900
and it'll be like, yo, I need a crowbar. I just seen one. Then I got to go back and get it.

01:43:26.180 --> 01:43:29.500
What can I use to break these boards exactly?

01:43:34.140 --> 01:43:36.140
Observation skills

01:43:38.900 --> 01:43:41.460
Okay, this doubles as a weapon by the way

01:43:42.500 --> 01:43:46.500
Is this the game from last night? No, you can actually pick up items in this game

01:43:48.540 --> 01:43:53.020
All right Chad, I guess we're going to the basement imagine she's still locked down there

01:43:55.900 --> 01:44:24.820
What awaits me downstairs?

01:44:24.820 --> 01:44:29.940
good as in the basement packs. I will say this though it looks like the lighting is pretty decent

01:44:29.940 --> 01:44:34.980
down here. Wow the lighting is better in here than the rest of the house that is crazy it's a big old

01:44:34.980 --> 01:44:42.260
basement too. Okay the lights flickering don't make me regret what I just said please please don't

01:44:42.260 --> 01:44:49.700
start flickering. Are we gonna find evidence of the murder down here? Or something?

01:44:49.700 --> 01:44:59.320
It's locked. Okay. I need to look for a key. Do you though? Or do we need to look for a

01:44:59.320 --> 01:45:05.660
way out of this house? Because this is not worth, buddy. If you close the door, you can

01:45:05.660 --> 01:45:10.660
convince yourself that it doesn't exist, but it doesn't disappear. It simply remains on

01:45:10.660 --> 01:45:24.620
the other side. Wow, we got a philosopher over here. We got a philosopher on our hands.

01:45:24.620 --> 01:45:34.340
Golly, what a powerful quote. That was a good quote. Are you the one that wrote it? I'm

01:45:34.340 --> 01:45:36.380
I'm sorry, that was a great quote.

01:45:36.380 --> 01:45:38.500
I wouldn't even be sarcastic for real.

01:45:38.500 --> 01:45:39.340
That was awesome.

01:45:49.220 --> 01:45:50.100
Look for a key.

01:45:51.900 --> 01:45:54.340
Chad, if you see a key down here, type key.

01:45:56.380 --> 01:45:57.820
Only type it if you see it though.

01:45:57.820 --> 01:45:59.260
Don't become a, oh, I see a key

01:45:59.260 --> 01:46:01.060
and you didn't see no key for real.

01:46:01.060 --> 01:46:09.060
I do not like the sound of that. Oh my goodness bro. There it is. Found it.

01:46:09.060 --> 01:46:11.060
GG.

01:46:15.060 --> 01:46:21.060
Really? I knew that light was going to go out because it's been flickering ever since we've been down there.

01:46:21.060 --> 01:46:27.060
Unfaithful amount of dookie with the 5 gift. That's actually the name. Thank you.

01:46:31.060 --> 01:46:43.100
They literally locked her down here. That is crazy. They locked her in a tiny room behind

01:46:43.100 --> 01:46:53.940
a basement, bro. That is wild. Ale parents for real. What's going on? Oh, all the pieces

01:46:53.940 --> 01:47:10.740
her here. We couldn't let her destroy your life. We tried to help her, but nothing worked.

01:47:10.740 --> 01:47:17.300
I guess this is being written to me. Her condition only grew worse. We went to the doctors. We

01:47:17.300 --> 01:47:23.460
followed every recommendation, but each time it only got worse. In the end, we made a choice,

01:47:23.460 --> 01:47:27.300
because we stopped loving her but because we didn't know any other way to protect you

01:47:27.300 --> 01:47:32.820
and to protect her from herself. So we locked her away here and we never came back. What?

01:47:35.220 --> 01:47:39.700
Now you're here and you finally know the truth. Well where is she at? What do you mean you never

01:47:39.700 --> 01:47:58.700
ever came back. There's no body in here. That is crazy. I'm dead. Her screens all night.

01:47:58.700 --> 01:48:10.020
doctors are helping. We've already tried everything. Then what should we do, Stake

01:48:10.020 --> 01:48:34.780
kill her take it he will be with you thank you I'll take care of them they

01:48:34.780 --> 01:48:36.780
They just left her down here.

01:48:53.780 --> 01:48:55.780
What the five? Thank you.

01:48:57.780 --> 01:48:59.780
Open up.

01:49:00.780 --> 01:49:02.780
I'm scared here.

01:49:02.780 --> 01:49:07.320
wait did she somehow escape or something because I'm here all these years I'm

01:49:07.320 --> 01:49:15.400
here all these years later and she ain't in here that's crazy

01:49:19.720 --> 01:49:24.120
they straight left her in here

01:49:26.040 --> 01:49:29.720
wait what why did that just

01:49:32.780 --> 01:49:49.540
So do we call the police or where are the parents even at?

01:49:49.540 --> 01:49:53.180
Where am I?

01:49:53.180 --> 01:49:54.980
This is for you.

01:49:54.980 --> 01:49:57.980
closed the door.

01:50:05.980 --> 01:50:11.980
Yo, that was creepy. Don't, don't do that again. That creep me out a little bit.

01:50:19.980 --> 01:50:23.980
Hey, chill out with the noises!

01:50:24.980 --> 01:50:38.180
What am I supposed to do?

01:50:38.180 --> 01:50:46.620
Well, first off, I have a question.

01:50:46.620 --> 01:51:07.200
she's still alive? It's gotta be a ghost. Approach or close the door forever? It's

01:51:07.200 --> 01:51:14.200
It's gotta be a pro try.

01:51:26.440 --> 01:51:28.440
I can't approach.

01:51:28.440 --> 01:51:35.440
Hey are you good?

01:51:35.440 --> 01:51:42.440
Oh, I gotta click the letters.

01:51:42.440 --> 01:51:51.440
Please don't.

01:51:51.440 --> 01:51:56.440
We're dead.

01:51:56.440 --> 01:52:01.440
We're dead. We're dead. We're dead. We're dead.

01:52:01.440 --> 01:52:09.120
Next snapping noise.

01:52:09.120 --> 01:52:12.200
Wait what?

01:52:12.200 --> 01:52:19.920
You a lot what?

01:52:19.920 --> 01:52:25.760
Sometimes the truth isn't something you should run from.

01:52:25.760 --> 01:52:50.920
You're gonna elaborate further right cut see wait, what do you mean?

01:52:50.920 --> 01:52:52.480
Is she alive or no?

01:52:52.480 --> 01:52:53.560
Couldn't be, right?

01:53:10.000 --> 01:53:11.240
Do the other ending?

01:53:13.400 --> 01:53:14.400
Do the other ending?

01:53:14.400 --> 01:53:16.400
Let's see what happens with the other ending.

01:53:20.920 --> 01:53:29.360
What a crazy story. Wow, that

01:53:29.360 --> 01:53:33.200
was a good game, bruh. That was

01:53:33.200 --> 01:53:39.680
actually a really good game.

01:53:39.680 --> 01:53:45.680
So let's see what happens if we

01:53:45.680 --> 01:53:50.080
just close the door.

01:53:50.080 --> 01:53:52.080
I

01:53:59.840 --> 01:54:01.840
Dare I say game of the year

01:54:11.840 --> 01:54:13.840
Okay, it's gonna play this cutscene again

01:54:13.840 --> 01:54:22.800
Yo, don't be you game this one actually had a good plot will not good plot obviously but you know what a deep plot that is

01:54:30.160 --> 01:54:32.320
Some good jump scares in that thing too

01:54:32.320 --> 01:54:47.080
If you close the door you'll be cooked. That's what I think too. This is probably death ending

01:54:47.080 --> 01:55:04.640
her soul is in the bear you think that's what it is

01:55:17.080 --> 01:55:26.720
My mom just burnt my Chick-fil-A fries, wait, what do you mean she burnt them, they're

01:55:26.720 --> 01:55:30.400
already cooked.

01:55:30.400 --> 01:55:44.720
Reheat, dude reheating fries ain't even worth it bro, if you don't eat the fries when you

01:55:44.720 --> 01:55:49.680
first get them it's just you got to chalk it up re-heating fries re-heating

01:55:49.680 --> 01:55:58.000
fries never works never you better eat them things you get them or just dude

01:56:02.240 --> 01:56:07.960
air fryer though I think if you put already cooked fries from hours ago in

01:56:07.960 --> 01:56:20.440
the air fryer just like dries them out and makes them nasty fries are one of the only

01:56:20.440 --> 01:56:26.920
things that it's like you got to eat them when you get on thing

01:56:31.640 --> 01:56:34.640
all right

01:56:34.640 --> 01:56:42.080
Let's see what happens with the other ending now. I'm pretty sure this is gonna be the bad ending. Let's see

01:56:47.080 --> 01:56:49.080
GG

01:56:49.080 --> 01:57:07.520
Wow bro just balance that's crazy your dad your dad for that

01:57:19.080 --> 01:57:23.480
We deserve a jumpscare for this by the way

01:57:37.080 --> 01:57:39.720
Wait, I bet she's gonna haunt our house now

01:57:49.080 --> 01:58:03.320
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

01:58:03.320 --> 01:58:13.840
So yeah, we got the good ending. Yeah, deserved. We got the good ending the first time. Yeah.

01:58:13.840 --> 01:58:17.680
We got the good ending the first time right there. What a good game though. What a good

01:58:17.680 --> 01:58:29.280
horror game. Elle parents by the way that is wild. Chat Elle parents, bro they crazy for that.

01:58:30.800 --> 01:58:32.960
What's wrong with what I did that?

01:58:32.960 --> 01:58:33.960
Yeah.

01:58:33.960 --> 01:58:39.960
So why do you do that?

01:58:39.960 --> 01:58:44.960
Oh!

01:58:44.960 --> 01:58:47.960
Another spooky.

01:58:47.960 --> 01:58:51.960
Oh yeah, one more spooky than it's horse action time.

01:58:51.960 --> 01:58:52.960
That one was really good.

01:58:52.960 --> 01:58:56.960
We're doing horse action after this next one.

01:58:56.960 --> 01:58:58.960
That was a really good one right there.

01:58:58.960 --> 01:59:01.960
Really good.

01:59:01.960 --> 01:59:06.960
dare I say the classic phrase

01:59:06.960 --> 01:59:12.960
starts with a G

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game of the

01:59:15.960 --> 01:59:18.960
game of the

01:59:18.960 --> 01:59:22.960
game of the

01:59:22.960 --> 01:59:27.960
game of the

01:59:27.960 --> 01:59:38.240
one. One more spooky and it's horse action time. And I'm excited. I'm excited. The addiction

01:59:38.240 --> 01:59:49.600
is real to the horsey game. Like for real, it is no joke. It really is. Yeah, like he

01:59:49.600 --> 01:59:50.600
It is for real.

01:59:58.100 --> 01:59:59.100
Can you hear me?

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you

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you

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you

02:01:49.600 --> 02:01:51.660
you

02:02:19.600 --> 02:02:21.660
you

02:02:49.600 --> 02:02:51.660
you

02:03:19.600 --> 02:03:21.660
you

02:03:49.600 --> 02:03:51.660
you

02:04:19.600 --> 02:04:21.660
you

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you

02:05:19.600 --> 02:05:21.660
you

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Airwaves, but the name of this game is The Forest Watches.

02:06:07.440 --> 02:06:16.680
That was fire, yeah that's probably, that's a top 30 all time for me right there.

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me back to one eye as a key and back in my emo days. You know what I mean? Gotta turn

02:06:24.520 --> 02:06:33.560
this resolution up. Oh, I can't turn the resolution up? Oh, never mind. Wait, can I not? No, I

02:06:33.560 --> 02:06:41.560
can't. Hey, Chad, I don't know. You know, it could be a bad sign when there's no main menu

02:06:41.560 --> 02:06:50.160
sounds in the game but I remember that I think when I got this game it did have

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good reviews

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Lock in the Forest Watches.

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GG.

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Welcome new member. You have been chosen to serve.

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So what?

02:07:04.880 --> 02:07:05.880
Obeyed.

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Serve.

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Please.

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Your hands have done this.

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What?

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Dating tasks in order.

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Order brings harm.

02:07:13.880 --> 02:07:14.880
What?

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Why are the cameras in the forest?

02:07:27.240 --> 02:07:30.960
Watch this, he knows, please help.

02:07:30.960 --> 02:07:36.360
Excuse me?

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I didn't agree with this, what is this, some cold action?

02:07:39.880 --> 02:07:41.880
Welcome to the new network.

02:07:41.880 --> 02:07:46.880
Oh, this look kind of clean.

02:07:46.880 --> 02:07:49.880
Hold up now.

02:07:49.880 --> 02:07:51.880
Uh...

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Sensitivity too high.

02:07:55.880 --> 02:07:58.880
Hey, you knew it was bound to happen.

02:07:58.880 --> 02:08:02.880
Okay.

02:08:02.880 --> 02:08:04.880
Sensitivity's still too high.

02:08:04.880 --> 02:08:06.880
It is what it is.

02:08:09.880 --> 02:08:11.880
Hold right click to show that you do this

02:08:12.400 --> 02:08:18.100
Pick up the flashlight from the cabin go to the shrine and clear the shrine grounds. I mean, I can do that

02:08:18.100 --> 02:08:19.540
What am I like a

02:08:19.540 --> 02:08:26.020
Like a groundskeeper. That's a big old flashlight Lord have mercy. That looks like a T-ball bat

02:08:28.020 --> 02:08:30.020
Press one do a clip. Okay, that's cool

02:08:32.260 --> 02:08:34.260
All right

02:08:35.860 --> 02:08:38.760
Oh, there's a key. I don't know what that keys it's key number one

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lighter I mean thanks hey can we cut that TV off real quick to start to get on

02:08:47.720 --> 02:08:55.200
my nerve skis a little bit no all right chatter we part of a cult oh that's what

02:08:55.200 --> 02:09:06.480
the key was for life had to grind for this view

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Yeah, I turned it up. Maybe it needs to be turned down a little bit. Let's go like 78, maybe that's that's about that's about right right there.

02:09:17.480 --> 02:09:19.480
Yeah, that's about right.

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All right, my current to do list is go to the shrine and clear the shrine ground zero or four.

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So let's let's find the shrine. Can you put that away?

02:09:32.480 --> 02:09:40.840
can you put that away thank you okay that looks like a shrine over there

02:09:40.840 --> 02:09:48.360
Chad am I like the uh am I like a janitor for a colt or something yeah Lee oh

02:09:48.360 --> 02:09:54.240
it shows which way to shrine is thank you so much was there a way that I can

02:09:54.240 --> 02:10:11.840
turn head bob off I'm about to puke no no no no it could be worse though you

02:10:11.840 --> 02:10:14.640
remember that one back rooms games that we played that I literally couldn't play

02:10:14.640 --> 02:10:21.000
because the head bob was so much all right since I'm the janitor for this

02:10:21.000 --> 02:10:25.580
Colt or whatever this is I'm gonna go ahead and do what the list told me to do and it said clean

02:10:36.900 --> 02:10:45.380
Is this oh clear the shrine grounds. Is this what it's talking about? Okay clearing clear

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Yeah.

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Boom.

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Did I do right?

02:10:52.100 --> 02:10:53.180
Maybe I did right.

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Yes, that counter.

02:10:56.060 --> 02:10:57.740
Oh, this is a easy job, Chad.

02:10:57.740 --> 02:11:00.340
How much they paying you, boy, here?

02:11:00.340 --> 02:11:01.860
Oh, this easy money.

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Okay, that's two.

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Three.

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Four.

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Oh, that's.

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Day two

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Find the axe by the bonfire cut logs in place on the bonfire light the braziers around the shrine

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Chat I got a real bad feeling anybody else got a real bad feeling I

02:11:42.100 --> 02:11:44.100
Got a real bad feeling

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Let's go to the bonfire and get the axe and cut up.

02:11:52.380 --> 02:11:54.380
Oh.

02:12:03.380 --> 02:12:08.380
Why did I just get snapped up and thrown on top of a mountain?

02:12:08.380 --> 02:12:12.380
By the way, is my character like eight foot tall?

02:12:12.380 --> 02:12:14.380
I feel like we're like eight foot tall here.

02:12:18.780 --> 02:12:20.780
All right, is there an axe? I see the axe.

02:12:22.220 --> 02:12:24.220
The axe. What the axe is.

02:12:24.220 --> 02:12:25.220
Ha ha ha!

02:12:30.620 --> 02:12:31.620
Ah!

02:12:32.320 --> 02:12:33.320
Ah!

02:12:34.020 --> 02:12:35.020
Ah!

02:12:37.820 --> 02:12:39.820
Guess don't look like you don't get them with fire.

02:12:40.220 --> 02:12:41.220
They did!

02:12:43.220 --> 02:12:45.220
Better now, we'll just slow down.

02:12:46.620 --> 02:12:47.620
Zoom!

02:12:50.220 --> 02:12:51.220
Zoom!

02:12:51.220 --> 02:12:54.220
Frozen to be the nowhere true.

02:12:54.220 --> 02:13:01.220
Alright, so my last to do this is go light the braziers around the shrine and that's over this way.

02:13:01.220 --> 02:13:09.220
W employee, I still don't know why that guy killed me there, but hey, I don't know.

02:13:09.220 --> 02:13:17.220
Recap, we woke up in the cabin and I guess we're running maintenance for a cult in the middle of the woods, I do not know.

02:13:21.220 --> 02:13:24.320
Back to the shrine we go looking

02:13:26.880 --> 02:13:32.440
The lighters in the room not picked it up. Let's go got it. Okay. Here they are. Let's do this

02:13:51.220 --> 02:13:52.220
3.

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Oh, day 3.

02:13:53.220 --> 02:13:58.220
Alright, let me look at mine to do this.

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What?

02:13:59.220 --> 02:14:00.220
What?

02:14:00.220 --> 02:14:01.220
What?

02:14:01.220 --> 02:14:02.220
What?

02:14:02.220 --> 02:14:03.220
What?

02:14:03.220 --> 02:14:04.220
What?

02:14:04.220 --> 02:14:07.220
Three. Oh, day three.

02:14:10.220 --> 02:14:12.220
Alright, let me look at mine to do this.

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What are we saying?

02:14:51.500 --> 02:14:56.060
Let's start with the more pleasant of the two.

02:14:56.060 --> 02:15:02.940
Let's start by watering the tree from the well.

02:15:02.940 --> 02:15:10.260
This is scoop.

02:15:10.260 --> 02:15:11.900
I got the bucket with water in it.

02:15:11.900 --> 02:15:14.440
I don't know what tree it wants us to water.

02:15:16.140 --> 02:15:21.580
Uh, why am I throwing six bodies into the shrine?

02:15:22.740 --> 02:15:25.680
Oh my goodness, they're just laying out here.

02:15:26.780 --> 02:15:29.520
Everybody in this game is seven foot tall.

02:15:30.560 --> 02:15:33.960
Bro, I don't know how much they're paying me, but it's not enough.

02:15:35.920 --> 02:15:37.420
Dog, what is this?

02:15:37.460 --> 02:15:38.660
I'm going to jail.

02:15:41.900 --> 02:15:43.900
Don't.

02:15:50.900 --> 02:15:55.900
Need a raise for real? You ain't lying because this is crazy. Are you joking?

02:15:56.900 --> 02:16:00.900
I'm directly involved. I'm going straight to jail.

02:16:05.900 --> 02:16:10.900
Just get it over with because they're probably gonna kill me too if I don't do what they say. You know what I mean? You got to.

02:16:11.900 --> 02:16:17.240
God do what I gotta do chat trying to put you know trying to put food on a table it is what it is

02:16:19.520 --> 02:16:24.160
Kid you ain't gonna have nothing to eat you know what I mean sometimes you got to just sacrifice some bodies

02:16:25.160 --> 02:16:27.940
At least they're already dead now. I ain't doing it

02:16:32.360 --> 02:16:36.040
Is this is the effing these a little bit too high I'm gonna go down like 70

02:16:36.040 --> 02:16:43.040
That's a lot better than I know.

02:16:43.040 --> 02:16:46.480
Alright, is this the last one?

02:16:46.480 --> 02:16:47.960
How many have I done?

02:16:47.960 --> 02:16:48.960
I've done five.

02:16:48.960 --> 02:16:49.960
This is the last one.

02:16:49.960 --> 02:16:52.240
It says, this sign says the tree is this way too.

02:16:52.240 --> 02:16:54.440
So, it said there's a church as well.

02:16:54.440 --> 02:16:55.440
I don't know.

02:16:55.440 --> 02:16:59.560
What kind of church do I have in here?

02:16:59.560 --> 02:17:00.560
What is the tree?

02:17:00.560 --> 02:17:02.480
I guess we'll find out when we get there.

02:17:08.480 --> 02:17:14.580
Is this like an NBA like team secret cult that has you go out and kill all the

02:17:14.580 --> 02:17:17.320
seven foot tall people so they don't get them like competitors,

02:17:17.320 --> 02:17:18.660
basketball teams or something?

02:17:19.400 --> 02:17:22.040
Cause why is everybody literally seven foot tall?

02:17:23.560 --> 02:17:24.760
Like what is happening here?

02:17:26.080 --> 02:17:29.080
Like everybody in that, but in that body bag was seven foot tall.

02:17:29.080 --> 02:17:30.680
It looks like we're seven-foot tall.

02:17:38.760 --> 02:17:43.080
You don't get paid by colts, you just suffer. Oh no, they're gonna pay me some, but we're gonna

02:17:43.080 --> 02:17:49.480
have a problem. You know what's gonna happen if they don't pay me? Yeah, they don't want no smoke.

02:17:49.480 --> 02:17:50.680
I got a axe now.

02:17:50.680 --> 02:17:59.920
Let's go water the tree. I still want to know why it's called the tree, but we're about to find out

02:17:59.920 --> 02:18:01.920
It still says the tree is this way

02:18:10.000 --> 02:18:12.000
Okay, there's the church

02:18:14.240 --> 02:18:18.160
Where is the tree maybe it's over here

02:18:21.360 --> 02:18:24.920
Hey, they say what you will they upkeep the place not gonna lie

02:18:26.720 --> 02:18:29.960
Chat we're about to find the tree lock in

02:18:35.120 --> 02:18:40.080
This looks like we're going into a cave are we sure we're going the wrong way

02:18:40.720 --> 02:18:45.180
Are those signs out? No, that's gotta be the tree. Wow

02:18:45.180 --> 02:18:51.140
That's about what I imagined it being right there not gonna lie y'all that is about what I imagine

02:19:08.540 --> 02:19:11.580
What's on our to-do list today it can't be no worse than yesterday

02:19:11.580 --> 02:19:12.580
What?

02:19:12.580 --> 02:19:13.580
What?

02:19:13.580 --> 02:19:14.580
What?

02:19:14.580 --> 02:19:37.580
Burn four cursed dolls, attempt the ritual, and kill a cultist.

02:19:37.580 --> 02:19:40.580
Am I like a double agent?

02:19:40.580 --> 02:19:47.580
What do you mean, burn four cursed dolls?

02:19:47.580 --> 02:19:55.580
Well, Chad, I guess we're attending the ritual that they were talking about.

02:19:55.580 --> 02:19:57.580
Let's go over there.

02:19:57.580 --> 02:19:59.580
Oh.

02:20:10.580 --> 02:20:17.580
That didn't check off the to-do list.

02:20:40.580 --> 02:20:47.580
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

02:21:17.580 --> 02:21:24.580
It ain't that funny, I promise.

02:21:24.580 --> 02:21:37.580
We got a computer desk sitting over here.

02:21:37.580 --> 02:21:44.580
Tori with the five.

02:21:44.580 --> 02:21:51.500
That's the same.

02:21:51.500 --> 02:21:55.500
You gotta get burned, I'm sorry.

02:21:55.500 --> 02:22:01.500
Hey, how you doing?

02:22:01.500 --> 02:22:03.500
You have a good night, okay

02:22:09.940 --> 02:22:11.940
Sorry

02:22:19.020 --> 02:22:22.820
Are you sleeping you taking a nap it's a nice night for a nap ain't it?

02:22:22.820 --> 02:22:33.140
All right, so I got that done I got to attend the ritual which I don't really

02:22:33.140 --> 02:22:36.860
don't want to do I really don't want to be doing none of this but hey money's

02:22:36.860 --> 02:22:42.860
money bubba I got to attend the ritual and kill a cultist from the ritual so

02:22:42.860 --> 02:22:47.780
let's go do that I don't know why I got to kill one of them at the ritual but

02:22:52.820 --> 02:22:56.580
You gotta pay them bills, you're right.

02:22:56.580 --> 02:22:58.080
Gotta pay them bills.

02:23:02.580 --> 02:23:03.420
Aw.

02:23:06.820 --> 02:23:07.660
Well, chat.

02:23:08.760 --> 02:23:09.700
Is everybody prepared?

02:23:09.700 --> 02:23:12.500
We're about to go to the ritual.

02:23:12.500 --> 02:23:15.500
Everybody on their best behavior?

02:23:20.720 --> 02:23:21.880
Ah, there we go.

02:23:22.820 --> 02:23:38.220
Again, I don't want to be at this ritual, but we have to.

02:23:38.220 --> 02:23:43.700
Oh, wow, I thought this cold had motion.

02:23:43.700 --> 02:23:48.100
There's like five dudes here.

02:23:48.100 --> 02:23:50.100
Yo!

02:23:50.100 --> 02:23:55.100
Yo! It's you boy!

02:23:55.100 --> 02:24:21.580
I'm going to go pre-open this door real quick because I'm about to hit one of them in the

02:24:21.580 --> 02:24:33.940
back of the head with an axe and I'm going to need a quick way out well

02:24:33.940 --> 02:24:38.820
fellas it's a nice night for a ritual ain't it

02:24:51.580 --> 02:25:01.660
Why is that doll in here?

02:25:01.660 --> 02:25:08.980
Drag the dead cultist from the church into the ditch behind the cabin.

02:25:08.980 --> 02:25:09.980
Cover the ditch.

02:25:09.980 --> 02:25:12.620
I'm gonna get away with murder.

02:25:12.620 --> 02:25:14.300
But is it really murder at that point?

02:25:14.300 --> 02:25:16.300
Because there was bodies that we were.

02:25:16.300 --> 02:25:19.300
Why are you in here, kid?

02:25:19.300 --> 02:25:29.300
Well, let's go get that body of the person that we killed.

02:25:29.300 --> 02:25:34.300
You're coming for me.

02:25:34.300 --> 02:25:37.300
You're coming for me.

02:25:37.300 --> 02:25:40.300
You're coming for me.

02:25:40.300 --> 02:25:43.300
I hear multiple.

02:25:43.300 --> 02:25:48.300
I hear another one.

02:25:48.300 --> 02:25:54.300
Oh, they got me on camera.

02:25:54.300 --> 02:25:57.300
Oh, they got me.

02:25:57.300 --> 02:26:00.300
Oh, no, that ain't good.

02:26:00.300 --> 02:26:02.300
They just caught me red-handed.

02:26:02.300 --> 02:26:04.300
Ha!

02:26:06.300 --> 02:26:08.300
Dude, there's another one.

02:26:08.300 --> 02:26:10.300
Shaft, there's another one, dude!

02:26:15.300 --> 02:26:17.300
That's all of them.

02:26:18.300 --> 02:26:26.300
So is there a gitch behind the cabin? That's what they said. It's like it was built for it.

02:26:26.300 --> 02:26:36.300
So I'm assuming they mean the body because it says the body from the church. So I can't just throw any of them in there.

02:26:36.300 --> 02:26:40.300
It has to be specifically the one from the church. So let's go do that real quick.

02:26:48.300 --> 02:26:50.300
Yeah, I'm a good night

02:26:50.980 --> 02:26:56.260
You're killing all your members my members buddy. No, this ain't this is not my call. I

02:26:57.260 --> 02:26:59.700
Just got I don't know why I'm even here buddy. Don't know

02:27:18.300 --> 02:27:26.220
No, this is the shooter society.

02:27:26.220 --> 02:27:29.500
I've betrayed the shooter society.

02:27:29.500 --> 02:27:39.460
What have I done?

02:27:39.460 --> 02:27:44.860
Why have I betrayed the shooter society?

02:27:44.860 --> 02:27:56.860
What's happening OMG all I know is that we work for a cold and we just killed every member. I think we were a double agent

02:27:56.860 --> 02:27:58.860
I think we were paid by another rival

02:28:05.860 --> 02:28:07.860
Hey

02:28:07.860 --> 02:28:10.860
This dude passed out last night

02:28:10.860 --> 02:28:17.660
night. He don't feel good. So I'm gonna carry him back to the cabin real quick. I'm gonna

02:28:17.660 --> 02:28:21.340
give him like an elixir to make him feel better. That's what happened. He ain't dead or nothing.

02:28:23.340 --> 02:28:28.220
He just ain't feeling too good. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna...

02:28:34.460 --> 02:28:40.060
Oh Lord I'm cooked. Oh no I'm cooked. There's cameras everywhere I'm actually cooked.

02:28:40.860 --> 02:28:49.980
Do you think that's actually a mechanic that I shouldn't have killed these guys that were

02:28:49.980 --> 02:28:53.020
running after me?

02:28:53.020 --> 02:29:00.060
Because the only one they saw me kill were the ones out here, because I don't know if

02:29:00.060 --> 02:29:02.740
there was a camera in the church.

02:29:02.740 --> 02:29:05.700
But, dude, they were running after me.

02:29:05.700 --> 02:29:07.700
What do you expect me to do there?

02:29:07.700 --> 02:29:14.980
All right, let's just dispose dispose of this I

02:29:16.780 --> 02:29:22.540
Don't think this is gonna work, bro. There's no way this cover is gonna hurt

02:29:24.940 --> 02:29:28.500
To wait maybe I can make it work hold up

02:29:32.140 --> 02:29:35.680
It don't even look like there's a body in here. Yeah, I'm getting away with murder. We got it

02:29:37.700 --> 02:29:51.200
Day six, I hear.

02:29:51.200 --> 02:29:58.920
Go to the tree, it's time.

02:29:58.920 --> 02:30:05.820
Time for what?

02:30:05.820 --> 02:30:07.820
Did they discover the body?

02:30:18.540 --> 02:30:20.540
They're everywhere!

02:30:25.420 --> 02:30:26.920
Don't!

02:30:26.920 --> 02:30:28.920
Oh, they're not stopping this time!

02:30:31.160 --> 02:30:32.160
Help!

02:30:32.160 --> 02:31:00.880
Yeah, thank you.

02:31:00.880 --> 02:31:30.800
I have absolutely no idea what the ending meant or what that

02:31:30.800 --> 02:31:40.640
game meant but what I will say is that I actually kind of like that game and by

02:31:40.640 --> 02:31:52.160
that I mean it was game of the year by that I mean it was game of the year type

02:31:52.160 --> 02:32:01.620
one if you agree game of the absolute year buddy let me tell you chat no joke

02:32:01.620 --> 02:32:07.380
we went to for two tonight on horror games didn't we we went to for two tonight

02:32:07.380 --> 02:32:14.260
on horror games no joke we did now we're about to do the next episode of game

02:32:14.260 --> 02:32:22.100
of the century big dog hey now it's time for the next episode of game of the

02:32:22.100 --> 02:32:28.100
literal century. Hope you got your popcorn ready, Bubba.

02:32:31.100 --> 02:32:33.100
Oh, yeah.

02:32:33.100 --> 02:32:38.100
Oh, yeah, baby, it's time!

02:32:38.100 --> 02:32:40.100
Yeah!

02:34:22.100 --> 02:34:24.100
Oh

02:34:52.100 --> 02:34:54.100
Oh, yeah!

02:35:06.100 --> 02:35:07.100
Look here.

02:35:09.100 --> 02:35:10.100
Look here.

02:35:12.100 --> 02:35:13.100
Are you looking here?

02:35:13.100 --> 02:35:14.100
Look here.

02:35:17.100 --> 02:35:18.100
Last night,

02:35:18.100 --> 02:35:27.180
It was a crazy night last night.

02:35:27.180 --> 02:35:35.620
We have the wheels just instantly died.

02:35:35.620 --> 02:35:38.740
It was a crazy night last night.

02:35:38.740 --> 02:35:48.060
If you were not here yesterday, we have officially narrowed down the four fastest horses we

02:35:48.060 --> 02:35:57.900
have ever had. The four fastest horses that we currently have is 5G, Billy, this

02:35:57.900 --> 02:36:07.100
is Lemon Pepper, and barcode. They are the four fastest that we have. Tater? No, I

02:36:07.100 --> 02:36:14.380
fear you've missed a lot. Tater's not even close to as fast as these. Not even close.

02:36:14.380 --> 02:36:24.380
Um, let me go ahead and name this lemon pepper too.

02:36:24.380 --> 02:36:30.180
So what we are going to do right now, and we made this decision last night, raise some

02:36:30.180 --> 02:36:35.540
big dog, we get it for like an hour last night.

02:36:35.540 --> 02:36:43.620
What we're going to do right now, we are going to take all of their DNA from the lab

02:36:43.620 --> 02:36:49.860
and we're gonna throw all of it into the VAT to create something.

02:36:49.860 --> 02:37:02.020
I don't even know. It's all the way and you may be wondering well which of the four is the fastest

02:37:02.020 --> 02:37:10.500
out of the four. We don't know. They all win at different times like for example we'll race them

02:37:10.500 --> 02:37:14.740
again real quick and you'll see in case you missed it yesterday. It's literally a toss up.

02:37:16.740 --> 02:37:17.060
Look.

02:37:19.540 --> 02:37:26.580
We'll race barcode, Billy, Lemon Pepper and 5G. Run the prediction and you will see what we did

02:37:26.580 --> 02:37:32.500
last night. Can we do actual races? Big dog, this is what we're doing to do actual races.

02:37:33.220 --> 02:37:34.820
We're creating the horse.

02:37:34.820 --> 02:37:45.420
So, we'll run a prediction on them and you'll see it's it's a top literally any of them

02:37:45.420 --> 02:37:47.140
can win at any point.

02:37:47.140 --> 02:37:52.260
There's been races where Billy wins 5G barcode and lemon pepper.

02:37:52.260 --> 02:38:00.460
Now, I will say this, I think at the peak fastness, the fastest one at its peak might

02:38:00.460 --> 02:38:04.060
be 5G, but I don't know.

02:38:04.060 --> 02:38:09.580
And by the way, 5G was born naturally, not from DNA, and so was Billy.

02:38:09.580 --> 02:38:12.140
Those are, they're both nanny.

02:38:12.140 --> 02:38:16.940
Billy's barber, get him wrong.

02:38:16.940 --> 02:38:21.940
Hey, he fast though!

02:38:21.940 --> 02:38:28.940
Here we go.

02:38:28.940 --> 02:38:47.380
Well that was limit pepper, well that was limit pepper, even without the flips he was

02:38:47.380 --> 02:38:48.380
ahead.

02:38:48.380 --> 02:38:50.780
Let's do a longer one real quick, we're not going to sit here and race him again because

02:38:50.780 --> 02:38:55.780
we did it for like an hour last night, hold up, I'm going to do one more real quick.

02:38:55.780 --> 02:39:07.780
Here's the thing, chat. I think if 5G doesn't tip over, he's the fastest. I think the most

02:39:07.780 --> 02:39:22.980
consistent fastest one might be lemon pepper. No joke. I do.

02:39:22.980 --> 02:39:33.380
Barcodes, Barcode is the first horse ever that will know him and corn dog are the anti-barcode

02:39:33.380 --> 02:39:34.980
literally can't flip over.

02:39:34.980 --> 02:39:39.780
I've never seen Barcode even come close to flipping over.

02:39:39.780 --> 02:39:48.460
Barcode legitimately can't flip.

02:39:48.460 --> 02:40:09.260
Oh my goodness 5G took it by a nipple hair. Oh my goodness. That was so close. Wow. So

02:40:09.260 --> 02:40:13.620
now what we're going to do is we're going to go get all four of their DNA. We're going

02:40:13.620 --> 02:40:19.940
throw it into the bat and we're about to surely it will create the fastest thing ever.

02:40:26.980 --> 02:40:29.540
Moment of truth, this is what we built up all last episode.

02:40:35.780 --> 02:40:36.500
Barcode?

02:40:36.500 --> 02:40:37.500
Load.

02:40:42.500 --> 02:40:43.500
Done.

02:40:44.500 --> 02:40:45.500
Billy.

02:40:50.500 --> 02:40:51.500
Done.

02:40:53.500 --> 02:40:55.500
Lemon pepper stepper.

02:41:00.500 --> 02:41:01.500
Done.

02:41:02.500 --> 02:41:03.500
5G.

02:41:06.500 --> 02:41:15.380
There's so many vats in here.

02:41:15.380 --> 02:41:17.820
You know what I'm thinking about doing?

02:41:17.820 --> 02:41:24.020
Getting every single vat from in here and home and just dumping it into the vat one

02:41:24.020 --> 02:41:26.500
time and seeing what it makes.

02:41:26.500 --> 02:41:27.500
Not yet though.

02:41:27.500 --> 02:41:30.420
Let's see what happens with this first.

02:41:30.420 --> 02:41:37.180
So if you weren't here yesterday, we unlocked the ability to gene modify horses and make

02:41:37.180 --> 02:41:38.800
them faster.

02:41:38.800 --> 02:41:44.500
And when we put their stuff into here, it shows the fastest time of the horse that it

02:41:44.500 --> 02:41:45.600
created.

02:41:45.600 --> 02:41:49.020
So what was the fastest one we got yesterday?

02:41:49.020 --> 02:41:51.940
Was it 5.3 seconds?

02:41:51.940 --> 02:41:54.620
5.4 seconds.

02:41:54.620 --> 02:41:55.620
And who was it?

02:41:55.620 --> 02:41:57.860
Lemon pepper was 5.5.

02:41:57.860 --> 02:41:59.660
Who was it that had 5.4?

02:41:59.660 --> 02:42:06.780
Oh, it was QR code and QR code sucked because QR code couldn't stand upright. We got rid of QR code

02:42:08.620 --> 02:42:11.100
Before we dump the that let's just see what this means

02:42:19.660 --> 02:42:23.660
I didn't grab the last bat did I? Oh, yeah

02:42:29.660 --> 02:42:46.940
Here we go, Chad.

02:42:46.940 --> 02:42:55.220
All the inbreeding, incest, DNA extraction, human experiments that we have ran over the

02:42:55.220 --> 02:42:59.180
past four days leads up to this moment.

02:42:59.180 --> 02:43:01.180
All of my data is in line!

02:43:15.820 --> 02:43:17.820
Oh look, the numbers are there!

02:43:29.180 --> 02:43:58.180
No, it was 5.3 for a second!

02:43:58.180 --> 02:44:01.180
No! Run it again! No! Run it again!

02:44:10.180 --> 02:44:15.180
I have committed crimes against humanity for this!

02:44:16.180 --> 02:44:19.180
Do not let my words be embedded!

02:44:28.180 --> 02:44:36.180
The average high of the chat not good enough

02:44:58.180 --> 02:45:20.180
How could this be?

02:45:20.180 --> 02:45:27.180
Well, I guess that's all I can say about this one.

02:45:50.180 --> 02:46:04.180
I didn't want it to come to this, but it did.

02:46:04.180 --> 02:46:08.180
I didn't want it to come to this.

02:46:08.180 --> 02:46:11.180
This is going to be the first time I feel bad for whatever I create.

02:46:11.180 --> 02:46:19.180
I didn't want it to come to this.

02:46:19.180 --> 02:46:21.180
I'm sorry for what I'm about to do.

02:46:25.880 --> 02:46:26.880
I'm sorry.

02:46:31.180 --> 02:46:32.180
I'm sorry.

02:46:33.680 --> 02:46:35.180
I'm sorry, forgive me!

02:46:49.180 --> 02:46:51.180
You're kidding me!

02:47:19.180 --> 02:47:26.180
I'm sorry.

02:47:49.180 --> 02:47:51.180
I

02:48:19.180 --> 02:48:48.180
Do I dare go see what I created?

02:49:18.180 --> 02:49:25.180
This isn't right.

02:50:18.180 --> 02:50:48.020
I don't know what he said, take it out back.

02:50:48.020 --> 02:51:03.020
Freak show? I couldn't bring that thing in public. I couldn't let nobody know that I made that.

02:51:03.020 --> 02:51:12.840
So, look here, Chad.

02:51:12.840 --> 02:51:20.380
The issue that we have here, we have no way to create something faster than what we have

02:51:20.380 --> 02:51:21.380
right now.

02:51:21.380 --> 02:51:29.380
Are we at the pinnacle of speed?

02:51:59.380 --> 02:52:06.380
Oh, no.

02:52:06.380 --> 02:52:11.380
Oh, no.

02:52:11.380 --> 02:52:17.380
Oh, no.

02:52:17.380 --> 02:52:22.380
Oh, no.

02:52:22.380 --> 02:52:27.380
Oh, no.

02:52:27.380 --> 02:52:41.060
Wait a minute, Chad, wait a minute.

02:52:41.060 --> 02:52:46.060
Have we done it?

02:52:46.060 --> 02:53:02.540
Chad, can we agree that Billy needs to just be sat to the side?

02:53:02.540 --> 02:53:07.860
What is this?

02:53:07.860 --> 02:53:10.420
I don't know why it looks like it has the perfect build

02:53:21.540 --> 02:53:23.900
Here we go, let's see what this thing does bro

02:53:23.900 --> 02:53:30.900
You all ready?

02:53:30.900 --> 02:53:47.900
I'm waiting for the prediction to count down, hold up.

02:53:47.900 --> 02:54:12.900
It's just not consistent, man.

02:54:12.900 --> 02:54:19.900
It's just not consistent.

02:54:19.900 --> 02:54:29.980
Run it again, give it another chance.

02:54:29.980 --> 02:54:37.300
Breed it with barcode.

02:54:37.300 --> 02:54:46.100
I can't because 5G is the descendant of barcode.

02:54:46.100 --> 02:54:54.420
Send it again.

02:54:54.420 --> 02:54:55.420
Wait a second.

02:54:55.420 --> 02:54:57.060
We drain the VAT.

02:54:57.060 --> 02:55:00.060
We just do this thing in barcodes, DNA.

02:55:09.060 --> 02:55:13.060
Are you really gonna start caring now? I've always cared! I have mortals!

02:55:27.060 --> 02:55:34.060
Let me pepper-chate it and it's still one!

02:55:57.060 --> 02:56:06.140
I officially think, I don't know, 5G is just not that fast anymore, bro.

02:56:06.140 --> 02:56:22.140
We're going to do a race between just lemon pepper and horse or whatever this thing is.

02:56:22.140 --> 02:56:51.380
lemon pepper is just too consistent bro the limit it's always lemon pepper

02:56:51.380 --> 02:57:00.380
And by the way, Lemon Pepper came before all these other horses and Lemon Pepper is still the fastest thing consistently that we've ever had.

02:57:00.380 --> 02:57:02.380
It's unbelievable, man.

02:57:11.380 --> 02:57:13.380
I will bring this one to the races, though.

02:57:13.380 --> 02:57:23.980
What a win. This one's obviously fast enough to win us a champion race. What do I name

02:57:23.980 --> 02:57:24.980
it?

02:57:24.980 --> 02:57:53.140
Name it cow.

02:57:53.140 --> 02:57:58.640
This one sucks.

02:57:58.640 --> 02:58:03.140
Before we go to a real race real quick, I want to see what 5G does just against a limited

02:58:03.140 --> 02:58:05.140
What am I doing here?

02:58:18.140 --> 02:58:20.140
Garlic butter?

02:58:27.140 --> 02:58:30.140
5G versus lemon pepper, let's see what happens here.

02:58:30.140 --> 02:58:33.540
Yeah, you know what doesn't make sense?

02:58:33.540 --> 02:58:38.220
Why lemon pepper never tips over and lemon pepper's built like that.

02:58:38.220 --> 02:58:40.580
It's got some ostrich action going.

02:59:30.140 --> 02:59:33.740
garlic butter in the air. We're putting garlic butter in the races. Here we go.

02:59:38.780 --> 02:59:44.700
It doesn't matter who we're racing here. I'm for sure not losing old pinky here.

02:59:53.340 --> 02:59:59.100
As long as garlic butter doesn't flip over, we guaranteed win chat straight up.

03:00:00.140 --> 03:00:04.560
As long as garlic butter doesn't flip, this is a guaranteed.

03:00:04.560 --> 03:00:09.920
So, I'd imagine one day I put one of these super horses that we made into a race and it actually gets outranned.

03:00:09.920 --> 03:00:10.920
Could you imagine that?

03:00:23.420 --> 03:00:24.420
Good Lord!

03:00:26.200 --> 03:00:27.200
Good Lord!

03:00:30.140 --> 03:00:32.140
Good lord, have mercy.

03:00:32.840 --> 03:00:35.340
Let's go ahead and blow 5G in his first race.

03:00:43.480 --> 03:00:50.660
This needs a multiplayer where you can race your friends horses dog. If there was a game like that, that would actually be the best game ever.

03:00:55.540 --> 03:00:57.540
5G.

03:00:57.540 --> 03:01:04.540
Rascal already fell over. I think I've seen Rascal do this before.

03:01:57.540 --> 03:02:25.540
How did we let a dude named Gilbert Schmilberg win?

03:02:25.540 --> 03:02:27.540
Let's put lemon pepper in a race.

03:02:27.540 --> 03:02:29.960
Let lemon pepper too, that is.

03:02:29.960 --> 03:02:33.960
Chaos engine, let's break it.

03:02:47.800 --> 03:02:50.800
Bro, what is this, amateur hour, buddy?

03:02:50.800 --> 03:02:53.760
I came out here with my best horse ever.

03:02:53.760 --> 03:02:58.360
Chaos engine. You can tell Chaos Engine thinks he's fast.

03:02:58.360 --> 03:03:01.440
Who named this?

03:03:01.440 --> 03:03:02.940
Guaranteed dub for Lemon Pepper.

03:03:02.940 --> 03:03:08.240
And it cheated.

03:03:08.240 --> 03:03:16.560
And it was never in question, man.

03:03:16.560 --> 03:03:19.080
It really, it was never in question, dude.

03:03:19.080 --> 03:03:19.880
Never it was.

03:03:19.880 --> 03:03:20.380
It wasn't.

03:03:20.380 --> 03:03:22.000
It was never in question.

03:03:22.000 --> 03:03:25.000
Why is Bro cheating, and he didn't even have to cheat?

03:03:36.600 --> 03:03:38.600
Alright, let him off the lead real quick.

03:03:43.400 --> 03:03:44.400
Alright.

03:03:44.400 --> 03:03:52.360
So, do y'all want to put garlic butter through a whole big boy race and lemon pepper too?

03:03:52.360 --> 03:03:55.360
Through a whole big boy race?

03:03:55.360 --> 03:03:58.360
Let's do that.

03:03:58.360 --> 03:04:04.440
They're both going to, unless lemon pepper or unless garlic butter falls over, we're

03:04:04.440 --> 03:04:06.440
about to get paid here.

03:04:06.440 --> 03:04:10.120
All right, let's start with garlic butter in a second race.

03:04:10.120 --> 03:04:13.480
Remember you have to win two regular races to get into the champions race

03:04:19.760 --> 03:04:24.680
How is Wendy still thinking this has to be a clone of Wendy

03:04:26.360 --> 03:04:35.120
Dude Wendy's parents are fast back in the day when we were still dealing with regular horses mass ejection and especially maximum carnage was fast

03:04:35.120 --> 03:04:47.760
poor poor pinky man second fiddle and then we got chaos engine here we go

03:04:47.760 --> 03:05:05.760
Bro jumped like 10 feet in the air. I thought he was flipping dude.

03:05:05.760 --> 03:05:17.600
This is one of the old horses I got rid of like two episodes ago, and I hated them so

03:05:17.600 --> 03:05:25.960
bad that I literally named them Cell, and somebody's running them at the age of eight.

03:05:25.960 --> 03:05:26.960
You know what?

03:05:26.960 --> 03:05:28.680
I'm putting in a bet on this race.

03:05:28.680 --> 03:05:31.680
I'm betting on Cell.

03:05:31.680 --> 03:05:35.680
I'm putting a $200 bet on sale.

03:05:35.680 --> 03:05:37.680
I'm doing it!

03:05:40.680 --> 03:05:42.680
I'm watching this race!

03:05:48.680 --> 03:05:53.680
Imagine a horse that I hated so bad, I named him Cell.

03:05:53.680 --> 03:06:00.680
The internet's a swin for now!

03:06:00.680 --> 03:06:05.680
This looks so bad with our roses now.

03:06:05.680 --> 03:06:10.680
There's no way Horace is going to win!

03:06:10.680 --> 03:06:15.680
No longer I got rid of that pastinous horse!

03:06:15.680 --> 03:06:18.680
Horace just died on the field.

03:06:18.680 --> 03:06:21.680
I'm coming down the tables, oh my God!

03:06:30.680 --> 03:06:32.680
Hey mister, took it!

03:06:34.680 --> 03:06:40.680
Five flip-flying women against case, what, what did I do?

03:06:40.680 --> 03:06:42.680
Winnie.

03:06:42.680 --> 03:06:53.400
Lemon pepper, second race, let's go.

03:06:53.400 --> 03:06:58.720
How was Pocca not retired yet?

03:06:58.720 --> 03:07:00.520
Total bro slice.

03:07:00.520 --> 03:07:03.920
Oh, this one's got hot sauce.

03:07:03.920 --> 03:07:06.520
This one might be a little fast.

03:07:06.520 --> 03:07:09.360
Astrodome is somehow still kicking.

03:07:09.360 --> 03:07:12.640
Odin's hammer has won a race.

03:07:12.640 --> 03:07:16.200
by the way, but it literally doesn't matter.

03:07:16.200 --> 03:07:17.840
We have lemon pepper.

03:07:17.840 --> 03:07:18.680
Here we go.

03:07:18.680 --> 03:07:19.520
Here we go.

03:07:22.520 --> 03:07:23.800
You appreciate the brain, Jesse.

03:07:23.800 --> 03:07:24.640
Thank you.

03:07:27.640 --> 03:07:30.120
It is truly unbelievable, Chad.

03:07:30.120 --> 03:07:30.960
Dog.

03:07:32.960 --> 03:07:35.880
The other people that we're competing against

03:07:35.880 --> 03:07:38.800
are gonna have to start, they're still on the line.

03:07:42.640 --> 03:07:45.640
They're still on the line.

03:07:45.640 --> 03:08:01.440
Now, we're going to let both of them sleep again and we're going to do the championship

03:08:01.440 --> 03:08:02.440
race with both of them.

03:08:02.440 --> 03:08:05.440
We're about to come up on like 10, 12k.

03:08:05.440 --> 03:08:27.440
We can all agree right now that our two fastest things that we have is either lemon, pepper or garlic, but are right.

03:08:29.440 --> 03:08:33.440
I think the fastest thing that we have is probably lemon pepper.

03:08:35.440 --> 03:08:37.440
So the lineage has to start

03:08:40.600 --> 03:08:42.600
With

03:08:48.880 --> 03:08:50.880
Here we go

03:08:51.000 --> 03:08:53.480
Champions race time let's start with garlic butter

03:08:55.520 --> 03:08:57.520
$6,500 prize pool chat

03:09:00.040 --> 03:09:05.020
Again back in the day I would see these competitors and be like oh man, Nutra shakes in here

03:09:05.440 --> 03:09:10.440
But it doesn't matter. We're just too fast.

03:09:10.440 --> 03:09:15.440
Now all these horses in this race are some of the fastest we've ever faced.

03:09:15.440 --> 03:09:21.440
But it just doesn't matter. We have garlic butter. Let's go.

03:09:21.440 --> 03:09:26.440
How is real estate mogul still alive? I have no idea.

03:09:26.440 --> 03:09:30.440
It seems like Bro's been around forever. You know who else it seems like's been around forever?

03:09:30.440 --> 03:09:32.440
Gernsey Garland too.

03:09:50.440 --> 03:09:55.440
One of these other horse racers are going to have me assassinated. I need bodyguards now.

03:10:00.440 --> 03:10:05.440
I've got the unlimited gun!

03:10:05.440 --> 03:10:10.440
Garlic Butter is Crown Champion?

03:10:10.440 --> 03:10:13.440
Lemon Pepper Star and Lock-In.

03:10:13.440 --> 03:10:16.440
Oh wait no.

03:10:21.440 --> 03:10:26.440
Lemon Pepper's Championship Run Chat, let's go!

03:10:26.440 --> 03:10:29.440
Oh man, it's the same four.

03:10:29.440 --> 03:10:33.860
these other four horses are probably like oh man he's back but it's not it's

03:10:33.860 --> 03:10:37.780
not garlic butter maybe we have a chance little do they know that lemon

03:10:37.780 --> 03:10:40.740
peppers even faster

03:10:40.740 --> 03:10:47.740
Let's get it.

03:10:47.740 --> 03:10:58.380
This is a slow race from Lemon Pepper, no joke.

03:10:58.380 --> 03:11:04.420
It sounds crazy to say because he absolutely screened all of them, but that was a slow

03:11:04.420 --> 03:11:14.420
No race from them and Pepper, no joke.

03:11:14.420 --> 03:11:16.420
Infinite bag of fences.

03:11:16.420 --> 03:11:25.420
Wait, you can put fences now?

03:11:25.420 --> 03:11:27.420
So Chat, do you know what we do now?

03:11:27.420 --> 03:11:32.420
We have $52,000 by the way.

03:11:32.420 --> 03:11:39.420
Do we go get the DNA of lemon pepper and garlic butter and put it in the DNA machine?

03:11:39.420 --> 03:11:49.420
It's time to beat the game. We're actually close to beating the whole game.

03:11:49.420 --> 03:12:15.420
Is this the moment we have all been waiting for?

03:12:15.420 --> 03:12:19.620
Are we finally gonna find something faster than Lindenpepper?

03:12:19.620 --> 03:12:21.620
Callie was a fine, thank you.

03:12:28.620 --> 03:12:30.620
We have to do that to drain it.

03:12:30.620 --> 03:12:32.620
I gotta use the restroom again.

03:12:32.620 --> 03:12:36.120
Should I let this rip one time before we drain it just to see what it creates?

03:12:37.620 --> 03:12:39.120
I'm gonna- I gotta use the restroom!

03:12:39.120 --> 03:12:41.120
Tell me what it creates! I'll be right back!

03:13:45.420 --> 03:14:06.060
I predicted that y'all would try to troll me that time so I pulled it up on my phone

03:14:06.060 --> 03:14:10.700
it was at 8.9 you're not clever idiot.

03:14:10.700 --> 03:14:13.940
I literally knew what I told y'all to tell me what it was that y'all were gonna try to

03:14:13.940 --> 03:14:17.300
troll me so I literally pulled my stream up on my phone to see if y'all would troll me and y'all

03:14:17.300 --> 03:14:18.500
literally did, it was 8.9.

03:14:22.020 --> 03:14:24.820
This horse business gets serious, bud, don't play with me.

03:14:43.940 --> 03:14:45.940
This is it!

03:14:45.940 --> 03:14:47.940
This is it!

03:14:47.940 --> 03:14:49.940
This is it!

03:14:49.940 --> 03:14:51.940
No.

03:14:57.940 --> 03:14:59.940
This is our best chance, right?

03:15:13.940 --> 03:15:33.820
Do I throw this 5.4 right back in it?

03:15:33.820 --> 03:15:40.820
Five for five with the five again.

03:16:33.820 --> 03:16:35.820
This is it!

03:16:41.820 --> 03:16:45.820
This is it! Another 5-4!

03:16:45.820 --> 03:16:47.820
Let's go see what this 5-4 is real quick.

03:16:47.820 --> 03:16:49.820
Y'all want to? Let's go see what it is.

03:16:59.820 --> 03:17:00.820
What are we looking for here?

03:17:00.820 --> 03:17:13.820
The fastest number we ever got on the DNA synchronization was 5.3 and the horse's name was QR code, but he sucked because he instantly fell over every time.

03:17:16.820 --> 03:17:26.820
No, it was 5.4. We're after a 5.3. The fastest we've ever gotten was 5.4. Second fast, 5.5 and that was lemon pepper.

03:17:30.820 --> 03:17:37.820
Y'all ready for this ASHA?

03:17:37.820 --> 03:17:50.820
Chad, you ready?

03:17:50.820 --> 03:17:59.820
Are you ready?

03:17:59.820 --> 03:18:06.820
Here we go, Lumberik's room.

03:18:29.820 --> 03:18:34.820
I don't think I've ever seen a person who does this.

03:18:34.820 --> 03:18:39.820
I'm not sure what it is, but...

03:18:39.820 --> 03:18:44.820
I don't think I've ever seen a person who does this.

03:18:44.820 --> 03:18:49.820
I'm not sure.

03:18:49.820 --> 03:18:54.820
I don't know.

03:18:54.820 --> 03:18:56.820
Wait a minute...

03:18:56.820 --> 03:18:58.820
Let it trug!

03:19:02.820 --> 03:19:04.820
Walker?

03:19:04.820 --> 03:19:06.820
Lemon pepper?

03:19:06.820 --> 03:19:08.820
Garlic butter!

03:19:12.820 --> 03:19:14.820
Oh my goodness!

03:19:14.820 --> 03:19:16.820
Look at him!

03:19:16.820 --> 03:19:23.820
Oh my goodness, look at him.

03:19:23.820 --> 03:19:32.820
He's really got nothing to be smiling about.

03:19:32.820 --> 03:19:43.820
Chetty looks fast though, doesn't he?

03:19:43.820 --> 03:19:57.560
She didn't steal lost not only lost got third

03:19:57.560 --> 03:20:04.560
That was close though. That was

03:20:04.560 --> 03:20:06.560
extremely close there chat. No

03:20:06.560 --> 03:20:07.560
joke. It was.

03:20:07.560 --> 03:20:14.560
Here we go again.

03:20:14.560 --> 03:20:24.800
Notice how they're all yellow.

03:20:24.800 --> 03:20:37.520
Yeah, they're all from like the same DNA structure.

03:20:37.520 --> 03:20:49.520
will we ever get the elusive 5.3

03:21:07.520 --> 03:21:19.720
Funger just died on the floor!

03:21:19.720 --> 03:21:48.720
This is booger's DNA right here, right, it is?

03:21:48.720 --> 03:21:50.720
This is it.

03:21:50.720 --> 03:21:53.720
Chats, this is it.

03:21:53.720 --> 03:22:01.720
The two fastest things we've still ever created is lemon, pepper, and garlic butter.

03:22:01.720 --> 03:22:05.720
There has to be something more! More!

03:22:14.720 --> 03:22:16.720
I'm gonna see what this does real quick.

03:22:18.720 --> 03:22:44.720
By all theoretically theoreticals, these three right here should create something insane,

03:22:44.720 --> 03:22:53.720
Theoretically. Theoretically.

03:23:03.720 --> 03:23:05.720
Hey, I was wrong. There's literally nothing I can do about it.

03:23:05.720 --> 03:23:08.720
What's done is what you'll me do. There's no refund. Like what?

03:23:14.720 --> 03:23:18.720
Actually, it wasn't even raw, y'all are trippin'!

03:23:18.720 --> 03:23:19.720
What?!

03:23:29.720 --> 03:23:31.720
Five-Four again!

03:23:37.720 --> 03:23:38.720
Five-Four's the limit.

03:23:38.720 --> 03:23:47.360
Okay, this might be nasty, but I'm about to do it.

03:23:47.360 --> 03:23:52.800
I'm a fast guy.

03:23:52.800 --> 03:23:56.480
I get naked.

03:23:56.480 --> 03:23:58.960
I go in the game.

03:23:58.960 --> 03:24:00.960
I take a dump in the vent.

03:24:23.960 --> 03:24:27.040
Chat, last time we put hot sauce in there, it made it slower.

03:24:27.040 --> 03:24:28.040
Should we put...

03:24:28.040 --> 03:24:31.040
Wait, should I put some of that green stuff from the power plant in there?

03:24:58.040 --> 03:25:00.040
Is it this?

03:25:28.040 --> 03:25:31.440
I don't think it's good. I don't even think the clips gonna tell us anything

03:25:44.120 --> 03:25:46.120
No, it doesn't say anything

03:25:53.920 --> 03:25:55.920
It's the top one

03:25:58.040 --> 03:26:05.040
Let's go.

03:26:05.040 --> 03:26:06.040
Chat.

03:26:06.040 --> 03:26:09.040
Chat, we just hit a 5.3.

03:26:09.040 --> 03:26:10.040
Chat, we just hit a 5.3.

03:26:10.040 --> 03:26:11.040
We just hit a 5.3.

03:26:11.040 --> 03:26:12.040
Take both.

03:26:12.040 --> 03:26:16.040
There's no way to distinguish which one's faster.

03:26:16.040 --> 03:26:21.040
Buy like the millisecond, like that.

03:26:21.040 --> 03:26:22.040
Chat, we just hit a 5.3.

03:26:22.040 --> 03:26:23.040
I was here.

03:26:23.040 --> 03:26:33.040
You can tell that by like sometimes you want to have one, do you know what I mean?

03:26:33.040 --> 03:26:43.040
Have the correct one, do you think I have the correct one?

03:26:43.040 --> 03:26:53.040
I was here!

03:26:53.040 --> 03:27:02.920
5.3!

03:27:02.920 --> 03:27:04.920
I

03:27:14.680 --> 03:27:16.680
Grabbed the wrong one

03:27:23.560 --> 03:27:25.560
That that's gotta be the wrong one

03:27:32.920 --> 03:27:34.920
There's shit.

03:27:38.920 --> 03:27:40.920
It can't be.

03:27:42.920 --> 03:27:44.920
It can't be.

03:27:48.920 --> 03:27:50.920
No.

03:27:59.920 --> 03:28:01.920
Jack, come on bro.

03:28:02.920 --> 03:28:09.920
I gotta go shoot some more assed assholes under my back, I'm sorry.

03:28:09.920 --> 03:28:17.920
Aw, look at the cute little horsey!

03:28:17.920 --> 03:28:45.120
You mean to tell me, this is the 5.3 that we were looking for this whole time, is that

03:28:45.120 --> 03:28:47.120
What's you mean to tell me?

03:28:48.120 --> 03:28:50.120
I'm gonna pepper stew all the rice right now

03:29:02.120 --> 03:29:04.120
This thing is the fun

03:29:45.120 --> 03:29:55.120
Y'all really still rock with garlic butter huh?

03:30:15.120 --> 03:30:17.120
You

03:30:45.120 --> 03:30:55.120
I can't name him pink, I already had one named pink, I think.

03:30:55.120 --> 03:31:14.120
Bro looks like a poop, I don't know what to tell you, he looks like somebody farted.

03:31:14.120 --> 03:31:42.880
I can't believe it.

03:31:42.880 --> 03:31:45.120
I can't believe it.

03:31:45.120 --> 03:31:48.520
I cannot believe out of all the time

03:31:48.520 --> 03:31:54.160
we have been searching for the elusive 5-3

03:31:54.160 --> 03:31:56.320
that it came out looking like this, Goober.

03:32:02.600 --> 03:32:03.480
I can't believe it.

03:32:10.040 --> 03:32:11.880
Well, it works again for the racist.

03:32:11.880 --> 03:32:13.760
I can't believe it.

03:32:13.760 --> 03:32:14.960
We're taking him to the races.

03:32:14.960 --> 03:32:21.960
Chat, a new lineage, has just started.

03:32:21.960 --> 03:32:24.720
And you know who it starts with?

03:32:24.720 --> 03:32:26.720
Poot.

03:32:26.720 --> 03:32:48.160
I got to handle something real quick.

03:32:48.160 --> 03:32:54.560
It all, all of this new era started with Bob's best pal, by the way.

03:32:54.560 --> 03:33:01.560
This whole new era, I just want to tell y'all, it started with Bob's best bow.

03:33:01.560 --> 03:33:14.560
I'm not killing any of these, they're too legendary.

03:33:14.560 --> 03:33:20.560
We're keeping them all in their retirement home, Jack.

03:33:20.560 --> 03:33:27.560
I wouldn't kill these, these started the whole new era for us.

03:33:27.560 --> 03:33:46.560
But again, let's give us another shout out to the one that started it all.

03:33:46.560 --> 03:34:02.560
We still talk about you, Tater.

03:34:02.560 --> 03:34:08.560
We still talk about you, Tater.

03:34:08.560 --> 03:34:09.560
We do.

03:34:09.560 --> 03:34:18.560
Never forget the horse that we asked.

03:34:18.560 --> 03:34:28.560
What was I about to do?

03:34:28.560 --> 03:34:35.560
What was I about to do?

03:34:35.560 --> 03:34:39.200
Oh, we're racing.

03:34:39.200 --> 03:34:40.200
We're racing poop, chat.

03:34:40.200 --> 03:34:41.200
Let's go.

03:34:41.200 --> 03:34:50.200
You already know who to vote on!

03:34:50.200 --> 03:34:52.200
I

03:35:20.200 --> 03:35:27.200
I feel so bad for him.

03:35:27.200 --> 03:35:29.200
I feel so bad for him.

03:35:29.200 --> 03:35:37.440
Yo infinite Wi-Fi with the 20,000 bits, Lord have mercy, W infinite Wi-Fi with the 20,000

03:35:37.440 --> 03:35:40.880
bits bro, oh my goodness.

03:35:40.880 --> 03:35:42.760
It's my birthday and happy early birthday to you.

03:35:42.760 --> 03:35:48.160
Yo happy birthday infinite Wi-Fi bro with the 20,000 bits, hope you had a great birthday,

03:35:48.160 --> 03:35:53.760
birthday infinite Wi-Fi for real chance of infinite Wi-Fi, happy birthday.

03:36:08.160 --> 03:36:13.280
POOT is what all of these years of inbreeding, incest, and DNA swap

03:36:13.280 --> 03:36:17.520
modifications has finally led to.

03:36:18.160 --> 03:36:25.160
I have an idea.

03:36:48.160 --> 03:36:53.160
I mean, I'm not sure if you can really tell, but I'm not sure.

03:36:53.160 --> 03:36:58.160
I mean, I'm not sure.

03:36:58.160 --> 03:37:03.160
I mean, I'm not sure.

03:37:03.160 --> 03:37:08.160
I mean, I'm not sure.

03:37:08.160 --> 03:37:13.160
I mean, I'm not sure.

03:37:13.160 --> 03:37:27.160
No way. No way the ugly duckling is even faster than poo, right? There's no way. There's

03:37:27.160 --> 03:37:39.160
no way. There's no way a natural born racer is faster. It doesn't even make any noise!

03:37:39.160 --> 03:37:41.160
You're ready.

03:38:09.160 --> 03:38:31.600
dog for a second there I thought ugly duckling was gonna be

03:38:31.600 --> 03:38:41.600
Let's put poot up against ugly dog like real quick.

03:38:41.600 --> 03:38:49.600
Chat poot is the best of us.

03:38:49.600 --> 03:38:53.600
Poot is what all of this work wound up being.

03:38:53.600 --> 03:38:55.600
No joke it did.

03:39:01.600 --> 03:39:08.600
Yo, the ugly duckling is not that far behind me!

03:39:31.600 --> 03:39:38.600
He ain't that far back, man!

03:39:38.600 --> 03:39:49.600
Let's get looped to the races.

03:39:49.600 --> 03:39:57.600
Poots second ever race, let's get it!

03:39:57.600 --> 03:40:07.320
wait nobody told me this was a jockey race whoa whoa whoa nobody told me this

03:40:07.320 --> 03:40:17.160
was a jockey race poots never ran with a jockey who is this jockey

03:40:27.600 --> 03:40:41.280
It still doesn't matter, it still doesn't matter.

03:40:41.280 --> 03:40:42.280
Hey!

03:40:42.280 --> 03:40:47.280
Don't organize a bit of it!

03:40:47.280 --> 03:40:50.280
Better not do that again, now tell me.

03:40:50.280 --> 03:40:51.280
We're racing ugly th-

03:40:51.280 --> 03:41:18.240
Is this seriously the competition?

03:41:18.240 --> 03:41:34.280
with the five. Oh my God, look at Puberth. Opical illusion. Squeeziest, trapezius.

03:41:34.280 --> 03:41:40.080
I mean, nobody has a chance against ugly ducking either way, but oh my goodness, give him some

03:41:40.080 --> 03:41:42.080
other competition.

03:42:10.080 --> 03:42:12.080
Smash it!

03:42:23.080 --> 03:42:26.080
It's time for Poots and Midship Race, Sam!

03:42:26.080 --> 03:42:28.080
Let me do that!

03:42:35.080 --> 03:42:38.080
Oh, we don't think it's gonna go again, eh, Poots?

03:42:40.080 --> 03:42:54.040
Let's do ugly dunkling second normal race and then we'll do poots big boy race yeah

03:42:54.040 --> 03:43:01.040
God, somebody get puber, puber out of here!

03:43:01.040 --> 03:43:09.040
What evil monster is putting- I can't really tell, I've been doing some crazy stuff to these

03:43:09.040 --> 03:43:10.040
horses.

03:43:10.040 --> 03:43:19.040
But the results speak for themselves.

03:43:49.040 --> 03:44:03.680
hundred dollar payout here seventy five hundred dollar payout. Let's get to

03:44:03.680 --> 03:44:08.760
twerk with the five gifted. Thank you.

03:44:11.800 --> 03:44:15.740
Check. They didn't do one prediction out of a million of them. Y'all be alright,

03:44:15.740 --> 03:44:21.700
They over here grinding for y'all y'all so here. Oh my bro dog. They out here grinding

03:44:26.940 --> 03:44:28.940
Let's go

03:44:30.260 --> 03:44:36.780
Chat it's it's not even it's not even in question here. Let's just let's just be real it's not even in question here

03:44:45.740 --> 03:44:53.140
We've just completely beaten the game, haven't we?

03:44:53.140 --> 03:45:03.180
We've just completely beaten the game, I don't mean to do that, what?

03:45:03.180 --> 03:45:27.180
Y'all know what the next move is, don't you?

03:45:27.180 --> 03:45:29.180
You all know what the next move is?

03:45:29.180 --> 03:45:39.180
You know what the next move is.

03:45:39.180 --> 03:45:44.180
Everybody knows what's happening.

03:45:44.180 --> 03:45:50.180
Hey, everybody knows what's happening.

03:45:57.180 --> 03:46:10.180
This 5.2 even exists.

03:46:10.180 --> 03:46:18.180
Somebody said it's like spawning the brawn.

03:46:18.180 --> 03:46:26.180
If 5.2 exists, this is our only chance of finding it so far.

03:46:26.180 --> 03:46:28.180
Oh

03:46:56.180 --> 03:47:03.180
I was about to say.

03:47:03.180 --> 03:47:12.180
How do I do?

03:47:12.180 --> 03:47:15.180
I had everything through with the spy!

03:47:42.180 --> 03:47:44.180
I

03:47:47.820 --> 03:47:54.980
Just knocked like a couple of forks off my table um I don't think 5.2 exists

03:48:01.860 --> 03:48:03.860
Plutonium

03:48:42.180 --> 03:49:04.720
That's slowed me down!

03:49:04.720 --> 03:49:06.800
Hi, Souls!

03:49:06.800 --> 03:49:08.460
Chad, we're getting desperate.

03:49:08.460 --> 03:49:12.220
We should just use poop for the rest of the game.

03:49:12.220 --> 03:49:14.220
Oh

03:49:26.700 --> 03:49:28.700
Put everything in there

03:49:42.220 --> 03:49:57.220
We're either about to see the best thing ever, or the worst thing ever, there's no in-between.

03:50:42.220 --> 03:50:59.980
Do we dare see what this even created?

03:50:59.980 --> 03:51:01.980
Do we dare see what this creator is?

03:51:26.980 --> 03:51:28.980
Are you ready to see what this creator is?

03:51:59.980 --> 03:52:01.980
I

03:52:29.980 --> 03:52:31.980
I

03:53:29.980 --> 03:53:38.980
Which I actually don't think 5.2 exists. I really don't think so.

03:53:52.980 --> 03:53:58.980
Just POOT and HOTSAUCE? Chat, would that even work?

03:53:59.980 --> 03:54:01.980
You need more RAM?

03:54:14.980 --> 03:54:17.980
So do you get more RAM from winning the races?

03:54:18.980 --> 03:54:19.980
Wait, really?

03:54:20.980 --> 03:54:22.980
I thought there's only one stick!

03:54:29.980 --> 03:54:31.980
Let's just walk through to there.

03:54:48.980 --> 03:54:49.980
Oh my god.

03:54:52.980 --> 03:54:55.980
How was blowboard with a straw hat?

03:54:55.980 --> 03:54:56.980
Oh, hat!

03:54:56.980 --> 03:54:57.980
No, you gotta die.

03:55:18.980 --> 03:55:20.980
I don't need to put the ribbon on, I'm not supposed to.

03:55:25.980 --> 03:55:54.980
This is the only way to know if 5.3 exists.

03:55:54.980 --> 03:55:56.980
This is the only way.

03:56:54.980 --> 03:57:03.080
here.

03:57:03.080 --> 03:57:12.940
It's there.

03:57:12.940 --> 03:57:18.740
It's there.

03:57:18.740 --> 03:57:25.740
It's not like somebody flatlining.

03:57:48.740 --> 03:57:50.740
5.2.

03:57:58.740 --> 03:58:00.740
5.2.

03:58:02.740 --> 03:58:04.740
5.2.

03:58:18.740 --> 03:58:19.740
Nine-Lot!

03:58:21.040 --> 03:58:22.040
Nine-Lot!

03:58:25.440 --> 03:58:26.440
Nine-Lot!

03:58:27.640 --> 03:58:28.640
Nine-Lot!

03:58:30.040 --> 03:58:31.040
Nine-Lot!

03:58:43.740 --> 03:58:45.740
More smell with a five!

03:58:48.740 --> 03:58:50.740
Chad, can you believe it?

03:58:52.740 --> 03:58:57.740
Not only did we hit 5.3 today, we just hit a 5.2, Chad.

03:58:57.740 --> 03:58:59.740
I can't believe what I'm seeing.

03:58:59.740 --> 03:59:25.740
You need to tell me this is the fastest thing in the game so far.

03:59:25.740 --> 03:59:47.740
I refuse to believe it's faster than poop, I refuse to believe it, look at my bath there's no way

03:59:47.740 --> 03:59:49.740
I'm not right.

03:59:49.740 --> 03:59:51.740
I'm not right.

04:00:07.740 --> 04:00:09.740
Are you ready?

04:00:17.740 --> 04:00:31.400
Chad, are you ready?

04:00:31.400 --> 04:00:40.440
Also weighs like 40 pounds more than poop, by the way.

04:00:40.440 --> 04:00:46.440
Chad, are you ready?

04:00:46.440 --> 04:00:49.240
What happens if you put boots on them?

04:00:49.240 --> 04:00:53.120
I think at this point putting boots on these will just make them slower.

04:00:53.120 --> 04:01:13.120
At this point I really do.

04:01:13.120 --> 04:01:37.440
I can't believe it, Chad, I can't believe it, Chad, we could easily beat the game with

04:01:37.440 --> 04:01:41.720
the stuff that we have, but at this point we're chasing like the fastest thing in the

04:01:41.720 --> 04:01:52.160
game. Just to see if it was a fluke.

04:01:52.160 --> 04:01:58.840
Clint's it to this time. Chat tomorrow's new episode the lineage starts with Clint

04:01:58.840 --> 04:02:01.080
dog.

04:02:01.080 --> 04:02:19.000
I keep seeing somebody say race against Tater dog.

04:02:19.000 --> 04:02:22.760
It's literally not even Tater literally would still be at the starting line by this point.

04:02:22.760 --> 04:02:26.760
Like it's not even close to close at this point.

04:02:26.760 --> 04:02:46.320
What a race from Poop.

04:02:46.320 --> 04:02:48.000
I don't know what to tell you.

04:02:48.000 --> 04:02:49.800
Clint was just slow there.

04:02:53.200 --> 04:02:55.140
I know what the next steps are.

04:02:55.140 --> 04:02:59.480
Tomorrow we get Poot and Clint's DNA,

04:02:59.480 --> 04:03:00.680
throw them in the mixer.

04:03:00.680 --> 04:03:03.240
I think that's how we can get a 5.1.

04:03:03.240 --> 04:03:07.080
Or maybe we just get Clint's DNA and throw it in the mixer.

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I think there's a way we can get 5.1.

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No joke.

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Matt, not only did we get 5.3 today,

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We just hit a 5.2 and the craziest part about this episode is the fastest things that we have created in the game so far look like some straight doobers and it looks like they would be slow as Christmas. No joke.

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Actually crazy.

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great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your

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boy again tonight. Appreciate all the get this subs, don't know, bits, follows, and of course

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I'll pre-sign y'all for this hanging out. Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's

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night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, I love

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you tonight. Peace out y'all.

