deal
Yes.
Bro's huge bro and wearing a blanky hoodie it makes me look literally quadruple quadruple
what I am bro it's a blanky hoodie bro it's like a dreads plus I'm on stretch rears too
Anyway, I digress, as they say.
I digress.
You know what I mean?
Here we go.
Let's get a good in here.
Ah!
Solid!
Solid.
Not bad at all.
Must I say.
Slow it down here, Nado.
Yeah.
Cheers, buster.
Ahh!
Yo!
It was good, it was good.
Good job, good job.
It was good, it was good.
Ladies and gentlemen, I hath returned once more yet again.
Yet again.
Once more yet again.
more Barry, TJ, Kristen, Addy, Saul, Brace, Carl, Murder, BM, Snow, Kevin, Jenna, Mudd,
W. Subbers, man, appreciate y'all. White hoodie, by the way, if that wasn't obvious. If that
That wasn't already obvious.
Okay, wide hoodie up in this thing.
Busser.
Chat, how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to T?
And let me hear it, huh?
How we doing on a scale of one to...
Ah!
Huh?
How?
I said how we do on a scale of one dollar
That's right
Chat this thing a dick that I'm not gonna lie this thing is addicted dude. Let me tell y'all
This thing is addicted, bro
would you just say before I have a track competition tomorrow cap cap good
try though Buster but no you don't that's cap right there if I've ever heard
it. Track me. Track me. Track.
Yo, Mr. Mrs. Boston Celtics, that is. Hey, case you're a bitch on behalf of a sub in
here by the name of Curry 33, their Austin diagnosed at stage four cancer today in her
brain they're wanting to know if you can draw them a lion or just something as you are their favorite
person. W. Well, I hope that Curry 33's aunt gets better. I hate to hear that, but I hope she does
indeed get better soon as well. I do hope that, but yes, I can. I'll do that. A lion.
Well, well, I guess I can do that. I guess I can do a lion.
again. I can do that. Chad, who says this? I can fix that. Chad, who said that? Who said
that in what movie? I can fix that. Who said that? Yeah, holes, but who said it in holes?
Sam. Yep. What is that actor's name that played Sam and holds? He also plays Gus in
Sike. What are my favorite actors ever? He's so good. What is his name? Do Lay Heal. What
do one of my favorite actors ever? No joke. Bro is so good. Bro is, if you ain't never
watch the TV show psych man you are missing out brah he also plays Gus in psych Sean and
Gus man what a show dude me and my mom probably rewatch psych ten times what a show I mean
straight cinema. Psych is such a good show. It's it's it's oh it's so good.
L movie it's from Wreck-It Ralph not holes. No it's not it's from holes. That's
what I was referencing. How you gonna tell me what I was referencing buddy? How
you gonna tell me what I was referencing? Hold on. Paint? I don't know. I got you a line right here.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't gonna draw that line. Ha! Yo, Wugglepuff with the five, thank you.
Nuka, Cola, Chrissy with the five, thank you. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't gonna draw that line.
Something like that number right there. Yeah
Okay, I got some foot action going
Got some leg action going to
Jupiter with the five, thank you
I got some foot action going again because you know that got two of them at least I
wow that's bad hold up.
John Lee Lord have mercy.
There we go.
Plain.
Okay.
Chat not everything is tater, man.
Even my mom said it's tater L-O-L.
Chat, not everything is tater.
Yo, I don't understand why Microsoft Paint doesn't patch the paint bucket.
How is this still getting through?
How?
How have y'all not patched this yet?
I don't understand.
Does this happen for anybody else?
I don't get it bro, like why, patch it!
Maybe try doing the face slash head of a lion, oh no that would be a million times worse
mom.
is no chance at that. That requires way more detail. I'm drawing my best line
in here. You can tell it's a lion though so far you really can. Okay we got some
main action going here. That's a main. That's a main.
Eyeball.
Got some nose action too.
And then we do this number right here.
That's the mouth.
got some teeth action going
got some mouth action going
I hope you've enjoyed what I've created and I'm going to keep it an absolute stack with
you.
This right here is the best of me.
This is the best I could have done.
The signature might, that might be one of the best signatures I've made though.
know I mean that's too easy right there that's too easy right there can't be mad
at that hey you can't even be mad at that bubble you can't how could you be
you'll appreciate that on knock with the 5,000 biz W knock your bam and
appreciate you knock thank you yeah I got you all tomorrow detective thank you
to take you with the 3,000 biz appreciate that my friend Wyatt invited all
friends who was wedding and promised us chocolate milk. When we got to the wedding, there was no
chocolate milk. What should we do? Object. When the person that says, does anyone object to this
marriage? You just stand up. I object. There was no chocolate milk at this wedding. Isn't that a
crazy concept that somebody can just object a marriage? Isn't that kind of crazy? Like
what do you mean you object? Like what what do you mean? What what does that mean? You
You object like no, you're just here like like what you object.
Inefficient is supposed to stop the wedding after an objection.
Well, if you're a host, if you're getting married and you and you paid for the wedding
and you're hosting the wedding and you're the one getting married it should be like yo big dog
no objections allowed like what cryptic lucas with the five thank you
oh man that's nasty but it's all right
look what you're boy sipping on today
some of that some of that diet Pepsi that is that is nasty maybe it's nasty because i got a
a cough drop in too, but I prefer a Pepsi Zero sugar over a diet these days.
Not gonna lie.
Pepsi Zero sugar is actually good.
I'm about to put y'all on, bro.
Pepsi Zero sugar is actually a little bit better than a regular diet Pepsi.
Like if there's ever a situation where there's a diet Pepsi and a Pepsi Zero
sugar sitting beside it, you just taking the Zero sugar ten out of ten times.
Not gonna lie.
Diet Coke so much better? No it absolutely is not.
Diet Coke is actually like borderline bad these days.
My favorite diet drink is sugar-free lemonade though.
Key! Call me!
Keydee!
No man, no man, you won't go no way, no, man, she gone, she gone, man, she gone,
What? Have you tried Diet Coke Lime? I've never even heard of that. Diet Coke Lime?
I never even heard of my whole life.
Yo, Josh McGruff with a thousand bits.
First time I've been able to catch a stream live.
My wife, my son, and daughter and I
often watch our YouTube videos.
Enough, we landed the top 1% of viewers for 2025.
Thank you for the awesome times.
Much love from the McGruffs.
Yo, shout out to the McGruffs.
W family, man.
You'll happy 17th birthday dying fish.
Thank you.
Madison with the thousand bits, W Madison with the thousand bits.
Hey, case just wanted to come on here
and say that I've been pretty stressed
with my finals coming up and your streams
are helping me deal with the stress.
Thank you, Rita.
Best of all, good luck on your finals, Madison.
Thank you, W Madison.
Hey, case I've been feeling really lost lately.
I'm trying to quit my job and start my own business.
Any advice for you or your mom?
Good luck, Cuff.
Good.
No.
All the advice I got is get lucky.
Hope everything shakes out for you.
Wait, what are you trying to do for a business?
Can you tell me what kind of business you're trying to start?
What you trying to go in business and do a shark tank up in here?
I'll tell you if I'm investing a lot.
Go ahead, tell me what business you got going.
I'll tell you if I'm investing.
Yo, fly fly G.
What's the business?
I'm doing graphic design. I've done some logos before but I make YouTube intros
CC content for games. What's that closed caption?
VRM models and I'm a
Reekie master, so I'm a psychic a reekie master Reiki master
I'll tell you one thing
YouTube, do people still use YouTube intros?
All right, here's the deal, I'll give you $5,000 for 98% of your company and all the
rights to everything you do. Is that a deal? You ain't gonna catch another deal like this
from anybody else here. Sold? All right, bet. Yeah, there's another one. Hey, you know what
they say? There's a sapsucker born every second, Bubba. Just got me another one. Ha!
Hey, that's how you do business rock there, buddy. Got that done. Case with the five,
thank you. That's a crazy saying, Chad. Ain't that a crazy saying? There's a sap sucker
born every sick. But it's Ruto. Pimp me out there getting scammed, dude. Why it's dad
was the efficient, you weren't allowed to object to the wedding. Oh, well, you're cooked
then. I don't know. You better, you better ask him to give you some chocolate milk or
You're okay, so Lord with a thousand bits
High case. I'm finally back from WrestleMania weekend. I saw Ray Mysterio in a ladder match and he's 51
He's actually the goat happy to be back down to catch up on stream. Nobody missed much. Oh, man. You've missed some straight cinema
You chose the wrong weekend to be gone
because we've been doing some inbreeding buddy a whole lot of it let me tell you in the game of
course everybody knows what I'm talking about but we have and we have created some straight
Demons. We have created some, I mean straight up demons. Right? Yo, happy
birthday, uh, Yana Banana. That's a cool name. Happy birthday, Yana Banana. Thank
you. Yeah, yeah, I got you. I got you tomorrow, Detective Cutie Duck. Thank you
for the thousand bits as well. Appreciate that. Ray Mysterio didn't
wrestle this weekend? Wait, what? Why would a lie be told? Why would a lie be told? He
did. Ray Mysterio did wrestle this weekend. He did. Yo, how long have you been streaming
for? 22 minutes and 44 seconds. Or do you mean in general, about three and a half years
Jinxie AI with the five and Ducky with the five. Thank you. Wait, it's been like three and a half years, ain't it?
I started in September of 2022, and it is currently April 21st.
Protagonist with the five which makes it three years and how long?
Three years and seven months. Yeah, I gotta hang it up. That's that's too long
Yeah, I gotta hang this stuff up. That's actually ridiculous
Yeah, it's about time to hang up the sticks. That's crazy.
Three years, almost four years streaming Big Dog. It's over with. What you talking about?
Dog what? Almost four year skis? Hello?
Yeah, GG. Yeah, GG. Retire. Yeah, should I do it right now?
Yo, Hannah with the thousand bits, W Hannah with the thousand bits. High case, my laptop
was stolen on campus today which is terrible timing because I graduated two
weeks but watching your strings making me feel better yo I hate to hear that
Hannah and I hope you'll find whoever stole that thing that is wild that that's
actually crazy that's like legitimately insane I I hope that hey I hope they get
called be real with you yo maxi with the five and Planet Coast or with the five
All right, thank you.
Gamer of the year 2026, no, there's no way.
No, there's no way they let me go back to back to back.
There's no way they let me go back to back to back.
There's actually no way.
I don't know though, the stuff that I've been doing
in horsey game is, it might be deserving.
It might be deserving of it if I'm being real with you the stuff that I've been the stuff that we've been doing in that game
But he let me tell you right now
It might be deserving
You know what I mean tell me it ain't I've been making some absolute
Mone
Strosities up in that game, bud
I'm not gonna say I'm about to say something.
What was I about to say, man?
Who am I to go to sleep?
Chas, I just go to sleep.
I'm about to just go to sleep.
I'm about to just go to sleep right now.
Yo Adam, with the thousand BSW, Adam, are you playing a horsey game?
Yeah, I'm playing a horsey game, but I do want to do, I want to knock out the horror
game first tonight though.
I want to make sure I get a good horror game in.
And then it's horsey after a hunt done percent.
An absolute hunt done.
Check, the crazy part is now, bro, I think we have horses fast enough to just beat the
Gainski.
I think we do.
But why though?
Why would I stop?
Why not make a horse so fast that it breaks the space-time continuum and just kills everybody
watching?
I'm going to create a horse so fast that it acts like the Large Hadron Collider and it
moves so fast that it reacts with the other pixels in the game at such a speed that the
the gravity cannot handle it and it just creates a singularity right there.
Okay, so it's foot massage with the five and everybody dies.
Like everybody, y'all too.
Y'all cook too.
Y'all cook too, but you better believe it.
Yo, I need another one of these, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I need another one of these.
I need about 50 of these things.
Like truly I need like 50 days, bro
Somebody send me not
But I do I do need some more days I
Didn't know this exists. I thought it was just like a pipe
You can connect them together I
I tried to connect this one into itself, but it like it doesn't have that much like structural integrity
Hold up!
I have a five foot long one.
This one's about two foot long.
I'm actually pretty certain this is exactly two feet.
Actually, I would bet my bottom dollar
on that this is two foot long.
I would actually bet my bottom dollar on that I would.
This is two feet.
I'm good at judging distances.
I am legitimately so sure this is just straight up two feet.
This is two feet long.
And the great one is it looks different.
It looks different on stretch res.
But this is two feet long.
Stretch res makes it look crazier, though.
No, this is not three feet, no.
There's no universe that exists where this is three feet.
I hate to break it to you.
But there's no universe that exists where this is three feet.
Well, this is 100% two foot long.
100%.
Absolutely 100% two foot long.
OK.
You're two foot wide.
wait no no check or mom
mom what was my chest measurement
cuz I have every I had like my dimensions done cuz I was gonna get like a jacket
that was like fitting good
what is it mom?
don't you have it 66 inches, it's actually probably close to that 57 inch
chest diameter by the way she just takes it to me yeah I have a 57 inch chest
diameter there you can't see it because it's reflecting but yes you said that
Leap bro, there's nothing on there. Be a discord announcement, the fitness
announcement on your phone that always says you can still do it. No I can't.
And that's it.
Yeah, 57 inch chest diameter, straight slenderness.
I'm talking ginormous proportions, but what was my waist diameter?
My waist was like, my waist smaller, my chest is being this big.
What is it?
What was it, mom?
Massive?
No, I'm an ogre.
It's crazy.
What is it, mom?
I'll never mind it's time both 57 yeah, I'm ginormous dog absolutely ginormous
yeah, no I'm the dude I'm giant man while I'm literally an ogre like I'm actually like
massive mountain of a man dog like truly like I'm talking absolutely massive
mountain of a man
Shrent cosplay dude
tune
I swear to just giant ginormous
look like Bigfoot walking around
there's a dude there's a dude that I used to work with older guy cool guy
Um, knew him my whole life.
I, when I was working at the water department, he worked in a different department.
Whenever, whenever, every time we'd conglomerate and have to like combine and help something
bro, it always called me big sexy for no reason.
Never knew why, but he did.
It was funny though.
He was like, what's good, big sexy?
I'm like, what?
Yep.
Name was John.
Great guy though.
I swear he did.
I swear.
Yep.
John.
Good dude.
where? Yep, John. Good dude. I swear he called me that. Yeah, we'd be fixing like a water
leak or something. They're like, get on down there, big sexy and try to try to try to plug
that pipe up like I yeah I thought it was funny don't laugh about it so did it
was funny it was funny let me tell you it was funny bro what is this in my
Like dude when I put on like bro, I don't want this in my ear man!
Get this out of my ear man!
See what is this in my head!
is five feet tall, short?
What does that even mean, Lauren?
No, I'm not five feet tall.
Wait, you said what?
Oh, Lauren said I'm 57 inches tall.
No, you're literally not.
That doesn't make sense.
How many feet is 57 inches?
4 foot 9 keep my this gigantic this gigantic hoodie makes me look bigger
Oh, no car!
Massive though!
Big, big!
Big large man!
Oh, I hurt my neck.
Why my neck hurt?
Yo, why my neck hurt?
Yo, I hurt my neck.
I hurt my neck.
My neck hurt.
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
I'm good. Yo, that was weird. Does that a blood clot?
That blood clot. You know how to avoid blood clots. If you're ever sitting for too long, just shake your legs and knock that blood clot loose just in case.
That's what I've always done.
always done. Yo, Pearl with 1000 bits, W Pearl with 1000 bits. Hey, case you probably don't
remember, but I asked you for driving tips three weeks ago and I passed the test. My
birthday was two days ago and finally I have a license. Yo, that's what's up, Pearl. Yo,
congratulations, Pearl. Appreciate that. W Pearl, man. Y'all hate to hear that, Ellie.
I appreciate you being here though. Ellie, W Ellie. Thank you, Ellie. I appreciate that.
you as well, Raider. Thank you, Raider, as well. Appreciate that.
What was I about to say? Bro, keep losing my train of thought, bro. I'm about to get off.
57 inches is three times the average male width.
Yeah, what do you what I done told you I'm a behemoth dog I
done told you I'm an absolute behemoth like my best friend link just says ogre build
And I'm like, yeah, it's literally an ogre build.
Like legitimately ogre, ogre like, court with the T and W court with the T and.
I wish I was as buff as case, what everybody in the world does.
there's no one that is close. I am the buffest man in the world. Actually, I think I can
actually, you know, low key, I can, yo, if I jumped on steroids, I actually think give
me like 35 years on steroids hardcore, I might actually be able to make a case for that.
The genetics are there man.
Just big large.
Bring steroids back to baseball.
Hey, say what you will when them dudes was doing steroids back in the day on baseball
They was doing some crazy stuff, buddy
Them dudes was hitting
straight
Bomb skis dog. You remember old mark McGuire. He'd get up there
Big up big mark get up there. All right
Well, that's a bomb bro standing there. It's just gone
It's like mad golly, dude. Well, what you doing up in here?
I believe every sports to allow Roids, honestly, I mean, it's not healthy, obviously, but if
it's like an athlete's choice, it could be given, it could be left up to them.
I'm not saying do it.
But if they made the educated choice, knowing all the risks, then yeah, you might have somebody
jump over the goal in basketball or something.
Nice saying go do it.
Pickleball roids.
Did you just say pick?
Dude, every time I hear somebody talking about pickleball, I start laughing, bro.
Every time I hear somebody talking about pickleball, it just kills me dude. It really does like bro. What you mean pickleball?
Like I understand pickleball is a sport
It's cool fun to play. It's like tennis except
You don't have to do like all that running 30 feet back and forth
But why did you name it pickleball dog?
Why why did you choose to name it pickleball?
Like yeah man me and the boys went out we played pickleball last weekend.
That's worse than saying, yeah, me and the boys played League of Legends all weekend
last weekend.
That's literally worse than that.
So who in here play pickleball is common who in here plays pickleball for real?
No way.
There's no way that many of y'all play pickleball.
Yo, that's cool, Ms. Boston Celtics.
Thank you, that's actually dope.
I appreciate you, thank you.
Let me make you a wallet.
Did you kill someone?
What, why did you say it like that?
What do you mean, let me make you a wallet?
Are you trying to dispose of a money?
Are you trying to turn somebody into a wallet?
Dude, speaking of wallets, bro, I was thinking this earlier.
Wallets low-key last like forever.
A wallet, unless you just want to get a new one just to do it, a wallet is like a three-time
lifetime purchase.
I don't know how wallet companies stay in business, bro.
I bought my wallet, I think, when I was like 16 years old from Walmart, and I legitimately
have had it ever since. Wait, did I get another one? Wait, maybe I have gotten another wallet.
What they last forever, dude.
Chat wallets actually last forever.
How many get lost?
Never.
I've never lost a car key.
I've never lost a wallet.
Welcome to OCD, bud.
You know what a positive of OCD is?
will never lose something like that. I have never lost a wallet or car key ever. It's
always where I know it is. Sometimes there'll be a situation like, yo, why's my key not
in my pocket? I'll be like, there's no way I would have put it somewhere I didn't know.
And it might maybe slid out of my pocket or something. But other than that, no, I always
know where everything is. Always. Always is always in a same spot. Always. Where is it
Now what my wallet on my counter where it always is
Yep, I lose my vape keys phone
Probably trying to tell you something losing that losing that vape might be trying to tell you something
You lose the vape, you lose the vape, see now I've used that as an excuse, so I lost
my vape, I guess I'm on quit.
I feel like that, that is when you'd be like, oh I'm quitting.
Man I lo- what?
The Lakers game has started, game two, wait are they, how far into it is it?
hold up. It's Kevin Durant playing? Oh, he is? Oh, it might be GG. Yeah, that might
be G. G. Ski. Rockets, Rockets might be might be dubbing at not hold on K. D. Batten might
be up with. It just, it just might be. It just might be. Bro, why they don't ask me why
Why you asking me why fake out fake?
You said bro why fake?
Like like I'm gonna give you the reason.
I don't know.
What?
Vape is a gateway in my eyes to smoking. I thought it was the opposite
Do for the longest time I thought vaping was like I want to quit smoking cigarettes, so I'm gonna vape
Now never having a smoking problem and just picking up a vape kind of crazy
easy. Just wake up one day. It's like, man, I want to date.
Dude, look, man. Hey, dude. Hey, you know what, man? You
You know what bro?
Live your life man.
Live your life.
You want to vape, who am I to stop you?
You were smoking cigarette, who am I to stop you?
Live your life.
You know what I mean?
Cigarettes is easy quitting vape is harder than anything I've ever done
Well your name is queso's warm embrace
So you probably got a chance
I'm gonna start vaping now because of you you've inspired me I never said go out vape dog
I said you can live your life, right?
No, I'm gonna start vaping bro. What's you mean man?
Case if you say hi Haley, I'll stop vaping. I don't believe you but hi Haley. You gonna stop vaping now?
You know you lie
I'm not a star somebody lie I got a chopper in the car I got a chopper in the car I
Got a chop
Yes, so you're gonna stop vaping Haley cuz I said hi you better stop vaping right now
She hit it as you said it probably
Yeah, probably bro
Good hey good
Zen is really hard to quit. I'm not talking about Zanz on this channel ever again, but
That was one of the dumbest nights of my life on stream never do it again
I will never talk about him again, bro.
That was the most dense chat moment of my entire career, bro.
Everybody was being so dense on purpose.
It's unreal.
I couldn't believe it, man.
It was actually crazy.
What did you just say?
I once dropped my vape in the toilet and still tried it after drying it.
Your name is stinky dookie underscore.
That is very believable.
That is very believable right there.
Yo, the one with the five, thank you.
Chats, I want if you're vaping right now.
No way.
You ain't no way, bruh.
So happy birthday Kyla, is it Kyla or Kayla?
Happy birthday Kayla, happy birthday Kyla, thank you.
I hope I said it right.
Pull it.
I don't know what a card is you talk about like a cart in the milk or a shopping cart. I don't know what that is
Hey, look at the majority know right here
Now I'm talking specifically they
Specifically vape.
One of one force of case of viewers vape.
That's actually looking like the case here.
That's looking like the case, man.
Look at that.
Almost 2,000 people in here are vaping at this very moment.
Now, there's about to be 2,000 people minimum.
Just the people that voted there's people that watch on the TV and like phone that don't vote
And I'm and I'm in it like literally right now by the way like you're literally like you just took a hit with a like right now
I don't mean in general. I'm at like like literally right now you are
Well
Well, hey, hey, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
You know what I mean, champ?
That's life right there.
You live, you live, and you live.
You live, and you live, big doll.
Straight up.
Five gift and who?
I'm glad to hear that.
How?
Yo, case made me vape with the five gift.
Yeah, we got to get that name out of here.
How can I make you vape and I don't even vape myself?
Like what?
Yo, congratulations.
Honestly, not good.
I'm glad to hear that.
Thank you.
Honestly, not good.
Thank you.
Case and sisters, birthday is around the hour.
I mean, a lot of people wish you a happy birthday.
Her name is...
I can't pronounce that, but she goes, day.
Oh, I can do that.
Yo, happy birthday, day.
It's your day.
A happy birthday.
Happy birthday, day.
Thank you.
Hold on.
Let me see this real quick.
On Monday, I'm going to be in a cooking competition called Chefs of Steel for my culinary school.
Any words of advice for that day?
Gold with the five.
I don't, but I know who does.
It's so easy to rage bait you.
No, not today, you know.
off a cough drop but I'm chillin' in a pickle just remember you're not alone
facts I'll give you another one
life's journey is like a pickle that surprising crunch ultimately makes it
more enjoyable facts I'll give you another one just as a humble cucumber
becomes a pickle let life's challenges manate your spirit
FACTS.
And emerge from the jar of adversity with a crunch of greatness.
I'm probably gonna with the five facts, I'll give you one more.
The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.
Man, that's powerful right there. You know what I mean?
Matter of fact, that was so good, I'm gonna do one more.
Believe in yourself and all that you are.
know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
Quoted a day. Pickled on, hey the Pickled on got some new ones in the bag, bro.
Pickled on got some, hey.
Hey the Pickled on got some new ones in the bag, what you talking about?
You know what time it is chat you best get you a diaper y'all remember we startin a day off with spooky time today
And then after spooky we going straight into horse action y'all know the drill
You best get you a dive
Hey
You best get you a diet beyond, bubba.
You want to know why?
You want to know why you need to get you a diet beyond?
Because it's spooky time.
We start doing spooky time first.
It actually will help doing horsey game after spooky time because it makes you decompress
and you're not scared anymore.
Let's hope it a let's hope it's better than that whore game last night Chad. Who was here for that whore game I played last night?
Man, golly! Who was here for that?
Press E on the garbage bag to pick it up.
up you can sell your trophies put them on the shelf in your house exit and go
back oh yeah you do that too yeah you're right locky and chat dirt with the tnw
dirt with the locky and chat because you should know what time it is already
You hear me, bubba?
I HOPE YOU GOT YOU A DAPPY OWN!
This game looks scary, not gonna lie.
This game looks scary for real.
Hey, this game looks scary!
Get you a guy beyond Bubba.
Cuz it's spooky time up in here!
Yeah!
Boogie!
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
One knee high, one knee high.
Well, buddy, it's awful spooky in here, isn't it?
Well, buddy, it sure is awful spooky in here.
It sure is awful up in here.
Ah.
Yo, what's up with the hand action, what's going on with that, what?
That's kind of creepy, hello?
That's a little creepy.
My left elbow hurt.
Why my elbow hurt?
Because you're old now.
Because I did arm day to day and back.
Name of this game is Scream Under The House.
Scream above the house
Scream under the house got it got it
Jack with the Jack with the 10. Thank you
Lock in
This game looks scary in the images not gonna lie it looked rather scary in the images
So that being said there's a chance
That's rather scary
Chat what does DLSS mean somebody explain that to me right now? I finally want to know what this means
What does it mean? I want to know finally
AI upscaling. What on this planet earth does AI upscaling mean?
Okay, what's it look like with it on?
Looks like that with it on
Looks the same to me lock in scream under the house
It up scales resolution
Cinema
I'm a hacker.
Getting prank all, GG.
You'll hate me with the fire.
Where are we going?
I'm going to the beach.
Oh, it's a good idea.
I didn't think you would end like this didn't think what would end like what?
There's a letter from my mom in the car
Letter from your mom chat. This is one of the rare situations. This is a I was here moment
This is a I was here moment I have to turn the sensitivity up
In a game. Yeah, oh
Not down up
Yeah, this is one of those rare cases it's like one out of every 50 games that I get on
90% of the time I got to turn the sensitivity down y'all know it's a whole thing with me
But this is one of these super rare cases where the default sensitivity
Believe it or not
It's too low. I was here
see if that does it okay over just a little bit perfect all right so I don't
know where we are or why we're here but apparently there's a litter in our car
from our mom let's see what she's all about why's there a teddy bear on top of
car is getting rained on. What's going on? Yo, oh snap. It's
breed with the five gifted recap. This is all we know so far.
The game started. We were on a computer. We got a phone call
from no caller ID. Next moment we appeared in front of this
house and said there's a letter in our car from our mom. I
need to read it. That's all we know so far. If you think I'm
reading all that you don't lost your mind. You don't lost your mind. I'll read it. I'll
read it. It's important or soggy with the five. I'm going to read it. Son, if you're reading
this, it means we're no longer here. And perhaps you found yourself in this house for the first
time in a long while. We've put off this conversation for a long time, not because we didn't want
Italian, but because we weren't sure you were ready to hear it. This house holds
a part of our lives that we never spoke of, not because we were hiding you, but
because we're trying to protect you. Sometime the truth becomes too heavy and
people choose silence. We hope you'll be able to understand us, even if not
right away. And maybe one day you'll see this house, not just walls, but also
the reason why everything turned out exactly this way. We hope you understand
us for mom what you mean they left me this house well that was nice of them I
thought they had sold it last time I was here was in childhood a three house and
I remember almost nothing we gonna close that door when we go inside
All right, let's go.
Chad, they gave us a free crib, dude.
I'm going to go ahead and list this thing for sale, not
in the whole line.
We got boarded up doors, boarded up staircases.
No, let's go ahead and put this on Zillow real quick.
I'm good.
Let's go ahead and put this thing on Zillow.
And apparently something weird's with the house
she was talking about. It feels like someone was waiting for me. That's not good. It's too quiet
here as if everything is frozen. We need to understand what happened here. Who uses silo?
What else are you going to use?
Okay, so parents left me this house and it's creepy red fan. What is red fan? I wonder why
the staircase is blocked. That's what also what I was wondering how you gonna come here with no
flashlight by the way it's dark yo Emily with the five and oh snap it's
bring with the five thank you oh snap it's breathe okay we got a generator I
could sell that can I go in here maybe I haven't finished looking around here
yet well big dog I hate to break it to you but there's not much else here we
got a drawer. We got a drawer. We got a drawer. All right.
Anybody else getting creepy vibes from in here? This door is
locked. I'm getting some I'm getting some creepy vibes going.
No one today left me as crib. This thing is creepy. Christie
with the five. Thank you.
Can I open these boxes? No, I cannot. Okay. There's not really anything else in here that I can interact with, I don't think, unless I'm tripping a little bit. Perhaps I'm tripping.
There's a slight chance that I'm tripping, but I don't think I am. Oh, there's a note. I couldn't even see that.
The staircase must be kept closed.
If he hears it, everything will start again.
Who is he?
This is no longer just an empty house.
Something remains here.
Uh-oh.
Hello?
Alright, down a little bit.
Somebody's squatting up in here, this is my house, by the way, it was passed down to me by my parents.
Light doesn't work, imagine that.
Okay, it's real dark. Can I get like a flashlight or a candle or something?
What is this?
Silence here does not save, it only ma-
Oh
Somebody's turn the sink on oh somebody squatting in my house
Yo, it is real dark in here, bro. I don't I don't like I don't like the vibe of the crib
None of the lights work dude. No, it's so dark I
Tried to
I tried to wash it away, but her voice stays with me, even in the water.
Okay, that's a cute little teddy bear.
I'm about to die, huh? Yeah, I'm dead
Well, all right, I think I looked at the house enough I think I'm gonna go ahead and I
Think I'm gonna go ahead and get up out of here
Pre-sates offer leave me the house though. What is this?
Looks like a puzzle I'll take it with me
Okay, cool
Yo, I like how you have to find every item in the area before they let you proceed to cut down on confusion
W devs not gonna lie
Yo, why is the lighting in here so bad like we ain't got no overhead lights keys
We'll have to call an electrician. No, we ain't neither. We're gonna sell this place. I ain't worry about no
As soon as I'm done looking around I'm getting out of here. Am I about to pass out? What's going on?
Oh Lord, somebody's in there. Somebody's in the Korea.
Mom said it would be better if I didn't exist. Wow, that is, wow, that's, wow, that's, that's terrible.
Yeah, that's rude, if you ask me.
I can't live like this anymore. Something has to be done.
Well, I'm under a table. Calm down. We need to keep the situation under control.
Wait, is this a flashback?
That was a flashback to them arguing.
As if it couldn't have you just now brought the flashlight out. I was hitting half earlier
There should be a generator somewhere around here. I remember seeing a generator. You know what's crazy
We have better visibility with the lights cut off from the flashlight that we did with the power on
Wait, how is this light up here still working if the lights got cut off? Is that like
battery powered or something?
generator well at least there's some light now why don't you clock why don't
I hear a clock ticking.
Hey, don't do that again.
What is going on?
Hello?
What's happening?
I am terrified.
Borderline horrified.
Damn.
Hey, who's in here for real?
I am, I am swole and naked.
You don't want no smoke with me, buddy.
TV? Oh, there's something about it, TV.
Another piece of the puzzle.
He's right behind me, isn't he?
Yo we having a heart attack or something? What's going on?
Why did that door just open on its own?
Hey why did-
Oh my God!
Yo, are you kidding me?
man that's one of them jump scares that's so unexpected it just makes you mad
bro that's one of those jump scares that's so expected you're just mad after it happens like
I'm just mad. That got me bad. Like, bro, are we serious up in here right now?
Like, that did not look like a situation that would destroy what you're
I wasn't even close to the door. Why would they do that?
Oh my goodness, bro. Why would they place that jump scare there?
I wasn't even close to the door, bro.
Clip, but I was in ads.
Oh my goodness, bro
Why'd you name it hamster
I
Bro that hurt me, bro, that is room
in my night. Dude, that is the most oddly placed unexpected jump scare I think I've
ever seen. Usually they'll hit you in a jump scare where you're like approaching a door
or just went through a door. I wasn't even close to the door, bro.
Bro, I mean out of absolute nowhere, dude.
I didn't bust another hamster, bro
There's it was a slide hamster not a not not a full hemp slight ham
Why that door to so open on its own
That was a bad that was like actually a bad one that was like bad that got me good
Cause again, usually I could like brace for him a little bit, be like, all right.
You know, it's been a minute without a jump scare.
I'm good.
No, they, they, I hit him with a, he gave me a half hemp.
My chest hurting.
Oh man.
Wow
Anybody die. Hey y'all good nobody died from that right that was bad. That was like actually that was like a dangerous
That was like that was teeter on the edge of like yo, we got a call like
The emergency medical squad up in here because that was that was rough
Well, that's one way to start off the game. We're like five minutes into the game.
All right, well, let's go through this door that magically opened on its own and that ice just saw
some demon jump out at me and just shave another five years off my life I
guess because that was bad it can't go on like this anymore she's not sleeping
again and neither are we
well that's not good you should get your full sleep action okay this room has a
a little bit more cozy lighting than the last.
They wouldn't hit me with another jump scare
like any time soon again, right?
Because that was bad.
That was bad.
They wouldn't just go ahead and hit me
with another one right now, I don't think.
Matter of fact, as part, as chairman
of the National Jump Scare Society,
you're not allowed to put another one back to back
that quick, that's that bad.
Okay, I can't open these.
All right. Ooh, another piece of the puzzle. Thank you.
Okay, another note. Bro, I'm scared now. I'm scared of another jump scare now, bro. No joke.
We rewrote the documents. It'll be...
I just heard somebody like... I just heard a door creak behind me.
We rewrote the documents. It'll be better for everyone, especially for him.
Why did everything go quiet?
I'm prepared, I'm prepared this time.
I'm braced, I'm braced for a jump scare.
I'm braced.
Hello?
Who made all that noise?
Hello? Who made all that noise?
It stopped. Why did the noise stop? Why did the noise?
What? What was that that I just heard too?
It's dark. I'm scared. I'm off about five cough drops. I'm delirious. It's all bad up in here.
Buddy, it is all bad. Can I open this door?
What a furniture floor!
Oh
Yeah, the crib hold it's a real
We got a poker guy stuck in this thing GG
It's at this point, you know if we're the main character why are we not immediately either running for the exit
and I'll do you one better.
Don't even run for the exit.
Jump out this window.
This window's literally made for jumping out.
Mission with the five, W mission with the five, thank you.
This window's literally like sitting here like,
hey, hey, it's dangerous in here.
Come jump out.
It's begging for it.
Okay.
Well, the kitchen is a mess now.
I guess I gotta go around.
Oh man, I'm so scared of another unexpected jumpsuit.
It sounded like somebody was in the room
that I just came out of.
I don't like that.
Oh!
Lord have mercy, that looked like Tater running by.
Who was that ghost and can I extract your DNA?
We're about to make a champion out of you, buddy.
Lord have mercy, that thing was rolling.
I missed it exactly.
The boards are broken.
Oh, well that's great, we can go upstairs now.
Time to check the second floor.
Yo, Maya with the five, thank you.
Well chat, it was nice knowing y'all.
Oh, is it a cut scene?
Oh, Lord, no.
It's so cold here.
How is it that big of a temperature difference?
It's just upstairs.
Hello. Hello. Chat. Say we put this thing up on Zillow. How much money you think we're
getting off this crib? We don't disclose that it's haunted. I think we can at least get
a hundred bands off of it. Not gonna lie. Because it's completely messed up on the inside.
They'd have to put like another three, four, four hundred K into it just to make it.
I'd say we list it for a hundred K.
Let's just take it.
We don't tell him that it's haunted.
What room is this?
Hello?
Oh, it's like a kid's room.
Looks like a girl's room.
Closer store behind me.
I don't trust anything in this house.
All right, is there anything in here I can interact with please don't jump scare me again. I can't I
Can't you can't you can't I can't you can't no
You won't matter of fact. Yeah, you won't jump scare me again. I demand it
It all look like there's nothing in here
All right, do I leave this room now? Maybe wait not. There's a note here
If I behave more quietly will they stop getting angry? Wow, that's sad. You hate to see
Please don't shout I can be quieter
Why are you do you think that helps?
She can't handle it, we need a solution.
So are we the son and we had a sister?
Did our parents kill our sister and we're just finding out about it and that's why
they left the house and all these clues?
Wait a minute.
What wait a minute.
It's it's starting.
Hey, I'm hearing a bunch of whisper action.
I don't like that.
Hey, who doing all that whispering?
Chill out.
Not going here.
Okay, whose room is this?
Okay, looks like a, oh that's probably a parent's room.
Can I close this behind me?
No, I cannot, Gigi, we're dead.
Ha ha ha.
That was creepy, dog.
Who was that?
Pro-style!
Alright.
Isolating a child is not acceptable, but sometimes it's the only way to keep control.
Wow, that is, uh...
That is... that's crazy right there, buddy. Let me tell you.
Another piece to the note.
What just happened?
Oh
I just heard something behind me.
Please stop.
I heard this behind me just now.
now to join it too okay what do I do with all the puzzle pieces now that I have
I'm assuming that might have been the last one all right I'm gonna get up out of
here the music was a vibe there for a minute but now starting to get a little
uncomfortable jumps here no okay thank you thank you for sparing me shall I go
back downstairs now no I can't okay that's fine I guess not really I want to
go home the music is a countdown probably GG count down to what
Okay, I don't see anything else upstairs that I need to be correct, maybe I'll do some with
the music box itself, no?
Let me go back in the other room real quick then.
That's where we should go.
Aye.
Aye. Wait, it's ending.
It just disappeared.
As if it was never there. As if we were never here. As if we're not even real.
As if I wasn't the most muscular fit man on the planet. Oh! This key must be for the entrance door.
It's time to go back to the first floor. Oh, does that mean I can get up out of here?
I mean, I appreciate you. Why'd that door close behind me? Hey. Hey.
Yo!
Cheers.
Oh, that got my left rib hurting.
Oh, oh, oh, my left rib hurting.
Ah!
My left.
My left real.
I'm good.
Get in that dog pepsi real quick, snap me back.
Oh man, that's nasty.
Oh, that's nasty.
I'm good
Get hit that dog pepsin real quick snap me back
Oh, man, that's nasty. Oh, that's nasty
Miss Lucy goosey with the five. Thank you
All right, let's go.
Ooh, my left side hurt.
I think I just pulled something for real.
I'm about to follow Worker's Complain on y'all.
I just pulled something on my left side.
My left side hurt.
Y'all just snapped something in my side.
I gotta call in.
God, leave my side hurt.
What is that, bro?
Stop, dawg.
That's like it was right behind me.
Bro, are you kidding me?
Bro, that's sounded like it was right behind me.
Can't move, bro.
Why can't I move?
Go back down.
Okay, look, I got the entrance key.
Can I just get up out of here?
There ain't no way to just let me get up out of here, right?
Big dog we got the interest key or is it this door this don't look like an entrance bro. What's you mean? I thought interest came in
Yo chat do y'all prefer
circular clothes baskets or square clothes baskets
Not going to lie, I think I'm more of a circular clothes basket type of guy.
Matter of fact, that's a good poll right there.
Which clothes basket shape do you prefer?
I think I'm team circle here not gonna lie. I like a good circular clothes basket
now I have a square one now but in my parent's house growing up we had a
circular square basket circular square basket we had a circular clothes basket
that lasted like my whole life, dude. They probably still got it. What are we
looking like, though?
Ooh, that's kind of close. Wow, people prefer square, huh? Really?
Rectangle, that's that same thing as square. If you're voting square, you're
voting rectangle. It fits in corners. I mean, yeah, but I feel like a circular
closed basket is easier to carry, right?
Well, I guess we know what the majority of people clothes basket shape
Wow people prefer square, huh? I
Didn't think it would be that that that big of a like that's crazy. All right
Respectable but like dude if I'm I don't know cuz
I don't know
Alright, let's keep moving
Bro, why does everything keep coming off bro? You gotta stop you gotta stop
Bro stop
Bro, please don't please
Well, you don't jump scared me horrifically bad three times.
Let's stop.
Let's stop here.
Don't do it.
Can I close this behind me?
No.
OK.
There's another no right here.
Oh, there's another piece of proposal, too.
We had no other choice debate.
The basement is the only place where she won't hurt anyone.
We couldn't help her.
we can only keep her contained.
Did they lock our sister in the basement?
What is this?
St. Mary psychiatric clinic, age seven, diagnosis, severe
sensory hypersensitivity disorder accompanied by uncontrolled vocal outburst and panic episodes.
Recommendation, strict isolation from external stimuli is strongly advised.
So the daughter had this.
They locked her in the basement and what is she dead they killed her
Big dog what what a parents at now are they dead
Bro you got a stop cutting the music off dude like what is that the ghost of my sister maybe
You magnetic with the five thank you wait it's all making sense is that the
ghost that I get everything out of here bro I'm assuming I did
The basement hides everything. The answers are definitely there. Is that the basement?
Do I got to grab this crowbar? Let me find out. No. Maybe I got to walk up to the boards
and it'll be like, yo, I need a crowbar. I just seen one. Then I got to go back and get it.
What can I use to break these boards exactly?
Observation skills
Okay, this doubles as a weapon by the way
Is this the game from last night? No, you can actually pick up items in this game
All right Chad, I guess we're going to the basement imagine she's still locked down there
What awaits me downstairs?
good as in the basement packs. I will say this though it looks like the lighting is pretty decent
down here. Wow the lighting is better in here than the rest of the house that is crazy it's a big old
basement too. Okay the lights flickering don't make me regret what I just said please please don't
start flickering. Are we gonna find evidence of the murder down here? Or something?
It's locked. Okay. I need to look for a key. Do you though? Or do we need to look for a
way out of this house? Because this is not worth, buddy. If you close the door, you can
convince yourself that it doesn't exist, but it doesn't disappear. It simply remains on
the other side. Wow, we got a philosopher over here. We got a philosopher on our hands.
Golly, what a powerful quote. That was a good quote. Are you the one that wrote it? I'm
I'm sorry, that was a great quote.
I wouldn't even be sarcastic for real.
That was awesome.
Look for a key.
Chad, if you see a key down here, type key.
Only type it if you see it though.
Don't become a, oh, I see a key
and you didn't see no key for real.
I do not like the sound of that. Oh my goodness bro. There it is. Found it.
GG.
Really? I knew that light was going to go out because it's been flickering ever since we've been down there.
Unfaithful amount of dookie with the 5 gift. That's actually the name. Thank you.
They literally locked her down here. That is crazy. They locked her in a tiny room behind
a basement, bro. That is wild. Ale parents for real. What's going on? Oh, all the pieces
her here. We couldn't let her destroy your life. We tried to help her, but nothing worked.
I guess this is being written to me. Her condition only grew worse. We went to the doctors. We
followed every recommendation, but each time it only got worse. In the end, we made a choice,
because we stopped loving her but because we didn't know any other way to protect you
and to protect her from herself. So we locked her away here and we never came back. What?
Now you're here and you finally know the truth. Well where is she at? What do you mean you never
ever came back. There's no body in here. That is crazy. I'm dead. Her screens all night.
doctors are helping. We've already tried everything. Then what should we do, Stake
kill her take it he will be with you thank you I'll take care of them they
They just left her down here.
What the five? Thank you.
Open up.
I'm scared here.
wait did she somehow escape or something because I'm here all these years I'm
here all these years later and she ain't in here that's crazy
they straight left her in here
wait what why did that just
So do we call the police or where are the parents even at?
Where am I?
This is for you.
closed the door.
Yo, that was creepy. Don't, don't do that again. That creep me out a little bit.
Hey, chill out with the noises!
What am I supposed to do?
Well, first off, I have a question.
she's still alive? It's gotta be a ghost. Approach or close the door forever? It's
It's gotta be a pro try.
I can't approach.
Hey are you good?
Oh, I gotta click the letters.
Please don't.
We're dead.
We're dead. We're dead. We're dead. We're dead.
Next snapping noise.
Wait what?
You a lot what?
Sometimes the truth isn't something you should run from.
You're gonna elaborate further right cut see wait, what do you mean?
Is she alive or no?
Couldn't be, right?
Do the other ending?
Let's see what happens with the other ending.
What a crazy story. Wow, that
was a good game, bruh. That was
actually a really good game.
So let's see what happens if we
just close the door.
I
Dare I say game of the year
Okay, it's gonna play this cutscene again
Yo, don't be you game this one actually had a good plot will not good plot obviously but you know what a deep plot that is
Some good jump scares in that thing too
If you close the door you'll be cooked. That's what I think too. This is probably death ending
her soul is in the bear you think that's what it is
My mom just burnt my Chick-fil-A fries, wait, what do you mean she burnt them, they're
already cooked.
Reheat, dude reheating fries ain't even worth it bro, if you don't eat the fries when you
first get them it's just you got to chalk it up re-heating fries re-heating
fries never works never you better eat them things you get them or just dude
air fryer though I think if you put already cooked fries from hours ago in
the air fryer just like dries them out and makes them nasty fries are one of the only
things that it's like you got to eat them when you get on thing
all right
Let's see what happens with the other ending now. I'm pretty sure this is gonna be the bad ending. Let's see
GG
Wow bro just balance that's crazy your dad your dad for that
We deserve a jumpscare for this by the way
Wait, I bet she's gonna haunt our house now
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
So yeah, we got the good ending. Yeah, deserved. We got the good ending the first time. Yeah.
We got the good ending the first time right there. What a good game though. What a good
horror game. Elle parents by the way that is wild. Chat Elle parents, bro they crazy for that.
What's wrong with what I did that?
Yeah.
So why do you do that?
Oh!
Another spooky.
Oh yeah, one more spooky than it's horse action time.
That one was really good.
We're doing horse action after this next one.
That was a really good one right there.
Really good.
dare I say the classic phrase
starts with a G
game of the
one. One more spooky and it's horse action time. And I'm excited. I'm excited. The addiction
is real to the horsey game. Like for real, it is no joke. It really is. Yeah, like he
It is for real.
Can you hear me?
you
Airwaves, but the name of this game is The Forest Watches.
That was fire, yeah that's probably, that's a top 30 all time for me right there.
me back to one eye as a key and back in my emo days. You know what I mean? Gotta turn
this resolution up. Oh, I can't turn the resolution up? Oh, never mind. Wait, can I not? No, I
can't. Hey, Chad, I don't know. You know, it could be a bad sign when there's no main menu
sounds in the game but I remember that I think when I got this game it did have
good reviews
Lock in the Forest Watches.
GG.
Welcome new member. You have been chosen to serve.
So what?
Obeyed.
Serve.
Please.
Your hands have done this.
What?
Dating tasks in order.
Order brings harm.
What?
Why are the cameras in the forest?
Watch this, he knows, please help.
Excuse me?
I didn't agree with this, what is this, some cold action?
Welcome to the new network.
Oh, this look kind of clean.
Hold up now.
Uh...
Sensitivity too high.
Hey, you knew it was bound to happen.
Okay.
Sensitivity's still too high.
It is what it is.
Hold right click to show that you do this
Pick up the flashlight from the cabin go to the shrine and clear the shrine grounds. I mean, I can do that
What am I like a
Like a groundskeeper. That's a big old flashlight Lord have mercy. That looks like a T-ball bat
Press one do a clip. Okay, that's cool
All right
Oh, there's a key. I don't know what that keys it's key number one
lighter I mean thanks hey can we cut that TV off real quick to start to get on
my nerve skis a little bit no all right chatter we part of a cult oh that's what
the key was for life had to grind for this view
Yeah, I turned it up. Maybe it needs to be turned down a little bit. Let's go like 78, maybe that's that's about that's about right right there.
Yeah, that's about right.
All right, my current to do list is go to the shrine and clear the shrine ground zero or four.
So let's let's find the shrine. Can you put that away?
can you put that away thank you okay that looks like a shrine over there
Chad am I like the uh am I like a janitor for a colt or something yeah Lee oh
it shows which way to shrine is thank you so much was there a way that I can
turn head bob off I'm about to puke no no no no it could be worse though you
remember that one back rooms games that we played that I literally couldn't play
because the head bob was so much all right since I'm the janitor for this
Colt or whatever this is I'm gonna go ahead and do what the list told me to do and it said clean
Is this oh clear the shrine grounds. Is this what it's talking about? Okay clearing clear
Yeah.
Boom.
Did I do right?
Maybe I did right.
Yes, that counter.
Oh, this is a easy job, Chad.
How much they paying you, boy, here?
Oh, this easy money.
Okay, that's two.
Three.
Four.
Oh, that's.
Day two
Find the axe by the bonfire cut logs in place on the bonfire light the braziers around the shrine
Chat I got a real bad feeling anybody else got a real bad feeling I
Got a real bad feeling
Let's go to the bonfire and get the axe and cut up.
Oh.
Why did I just get snapped up and thrown on top of a mountain?
By the way, is my character like eight foot tall?
I feel like we're like eight foot tall here.
All right, is there an axe? I see the axe.
The axe. What the axe is.
Ha ha ha!
Ah!
Guess don't look like you don't get them with fire.
They did!
Better now, we'll just slow down.
Zoom!
Frozen to be the nowhere true.
Alright, so my last to do this is go light the braziers around the shrine and that's over this way.
W employee, I still don't know why that guy killed me there, but hey, I don't know.
Recap, we woke up in the cabin and I guess we're running maintenance for a cult in the middle of the woods, I do not know.
Back to the shrine we go looking
The lighters in the room not picked it up. Let's go got it. Okay. Here they are. Let's do this
3.
Oh, day 3.
Alright, let me look at mine to do this.
What?
Three. Oh, day three.
Alright, let me look at mine to do this.
What are we saying?
Let's start with the more pleasant of the two.
Let's start by watering the tree from the well.
This is scoop.
I got the bucket with water in it.
I don't know what tree it wants us to water.
Uh, why am I throwing six bodies into the shrine?
Oh my goodness, they're just laying out here.
Everybody in this game is seven foot tall.
Bro, I don't know how much they're paying me, but it's not enough.
Dog, what is this?
I'm going to jail.
Don't.
Need a raise for real? You ain't lying because this is crazy. Are you joking?
I'm directly involved. I'm going straight to jail.
Just get it over with because they're probably gonna kill me too if I don't do what they say. You know what I mean? You got to.
God do what I gotta do chat trying to put you know trying to put food on a table it is what it is
Kid you ain't gonna have nothing to eat you know what I mean sometimes you got to just sacrifice some bodies
At least they're already dead now. I ain't doing it
Is this is the effing these a little bit too high I'm gonna go down like 70
That's a lot better than I know.
Alright, is this the last one?
How many have I done?
I've done five.
This is the last one.
It says, this sign says the tree is this way too.
So, it said there's a church as well.
I don't know.
What kind of church do I have in here?
What is the tree?
I guess we'll find out when we get there.
Is this like an NBA like team secret cult that has you go out and kill all the
seven foot tall people so they don't get them like competitors,
basketball teams or something?
Cause why is everybody literally seven foot tall?
Like what is happening here?
Like everybody in that, but in that body bag was seven foot tall.
It looks like we're seven-foot tall.
You don't get paid by colts, you just suffer. Oh no, they're gonna pay me some, but we're gonna
have a problem. You know what's gonna happen if they don't pay me? Yeah, they don't want no smoke.
I got a axe now.
Let's go water the tree. I still want to know why it's called the tree, but we're about to find out
It still says the tree is this way
Okay, there's the church
Where is the tree maybe it's over here
Hey, they say what you will they upkeep the place not gonna lie
Chat we're about to find the tree lock in
This looks like we're going into a cave are we sure we're going the wrong way
Are those signs out? No, that's gotta be the tree. Wow
That's about what I imagined it being right there not gonna lie y'all that is about what I imagine
What's on our to-do list today it can't be no worse than yesterday
What?
Burn four cursed dolls, attempt the ritual, and kill a cultist.
Am I like a double agent?
What do you mean, burn four cursed dolls?
Well, Chad, I guess we're attending the ritual that they were talking about.
Let's go over there.
Oh.
That didn't check off the to-do list.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
It ain't that funny, I promise.
We got a computer desk sitting over here.
Tori with the five.
That's the same.
You gotta get burned, I'm sorry.
Hey, how you doing?
You have a good night, okay
Sorry
Are you sleeping you taking a nap it's a nice night for a nap ain't it?
All right, so I got that done I got to attend the ritual which I don't really
don't want to do I really don't want to be doing none of this but hey money's
money bubba I got to attend the ritual and kill a cultist from the ritual so
let's go do that I don't know why I got to kill one of them at the ritual but
You gotta pay them bills, you're right.
Gotta pay them bills.
Aw.
Well, chat.
Is everybody prepared?
We're about to go to the ritual.
Everybody on their best behavior?
Ah, there we go.
Again, I don't want to be at this ritual, but we have to.
Oh, wow, I thought this cold had motion.
There's like five dudes here.
Yo!
Yo! It's you boy!
I'm going to go pre-open this door real quick because I'm about to hit one of them in the
back of the head with an axe and I'm going to need a quick way out well
fellas it's a nice night for a ritual ain't it
Why is that doll in here?
Drag the dead cultist from the church into the ditch behind the cabin.
Cover the ditch.
I'm gonna get away with murder.
But is it really murder at that point?
Because there was bodies that we were.
Why are you in here, kid?
Well, let's go get that body of the person that we killed.
You're coming for me.
I hear multiple.
I hear another one.
Oh, they got me on camera.
Oh, they got me.
Oh, no, that ain't good.
They just caught me red-handed.
Ha!
Dude, there's another one.
Shaft, there's another one, dude!
That's all of them.
So is there a gitch behind the cabin? That's what they said. It's like it was built for it.
So I'm assuming they mean the body because it says the body from the church. So I can't just throw any of them in there.
It has to be specifically the one from the church. So let's go do that real quick.
Yeah, I'm a good night
You're killing all your members my members buddy. No, this ain't this is not my call. I
Just got I don't know why I'm even here buddy. Don't know
No, this is the shooter society.
I've betrayed the shooter society.
What have I done?
Why have I betrayed the shooter society?
What's happening OMG all I know is that we work for a cold and we just killed every member. I think we were a double agent
I think we were paid by another rival
Hey
This dude passed out last night
night. He don't feel good. So I'm gonna carry him back to the cabin real quick. I'm gonna
give him like an elixir to make him feel better. That's what happened. He ain't dead or nothing.
He just ain't feeling too good. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna...
Oh Lord I'm cooked. Oh no I'm cooked. There's cameras everywhere I'm actually cooked.
Do you think that's actually a mechanic that I shouldn't have killed these guys that were
running after me?
Because the only one they saw me kill were the ones out here, because I don't know if
there was a camera in the church.
But, dude, they were running after me.
What do you expect me to do there?
All right, let's just dispose dispose of this I
Don't think this is gonna work, bro. There's no way this cover is gonna hurt
To wait maybe I can make it work hold up
It don't even look like there's a body in here. Yeah, I'm getting away with murder. We got it
Day six, I hear.
Go to the tree, it's time.
Time for what?
Did they discover the body?
They're everywhere!
Don't!
Oh, they're not stopping this time!
Help!
Yeah, thank you.
I have absolutely no idea what the ending meant or what that
game meant but what I will say is that I actually kind of like that game and by
that I mean it was game of the year by that I mean it was game of the year type
one if you agree game of the absolute year buddy let me tell you chat no joke
we went to for two tonight on horror games didn't we we went to for two tonight
on horror games no joke we did now we're about to do the next episode of game
of the century big dog hey now it's time for the next episode of game of the
literal century. Hope you got your popcorn ready, Bubba.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, baby, it's time!
Yeah!
Oh
Oh, yeah!
Look here.
Are you looking here?
Look here.
Last night,
It was a crazy night last night.
We have the wheels just instantly died.
It was a crazy night last night.
If you were not here yesterday, we have officially narrowed down the four fastest horses we
have ever had. The four fastest horses that we currently have is 5G, Billy, this
is Lemon Pepper, and barcode. They are the four fastest that we have. Tater? No, I
fear you've missed a lot. Tater's not even close to as fast as these. Not even close.
Um, let me go ahead and name this lemon pepper too.
So what we are going to do right now, and we made this decision last night, raise some
big dog, we get it for like an hour last night.
What we're going to do right now, we are going to take all of their DNA from the lab
and we're gonna throw all of it into the VAT to create something.
I don't even know. It's all the way and you may be wondering well which of the four is the fastest
out of the four. We don't know. They all win at different times like for example we'll race them
again real quick and you'll see in case you missed it yesterday. It's literally a toss up.
Look.
We'll race barcode, Billy, Lemon Pepper and 5G. Run the prediction and you will see what we did
last night. Can we do actual races? Big dog, this is what we're doing to do actual races.
We're creating the horse.
So, we'll run a prediction on them and you'll see it's it's a top literally any of them
can win at any point.
There's been races where Billy wins 5G barcode and lemon pepper.
Now, I will say this, I think at the peak fastness, the fastest one at its peak might
be 5G, but I don't know.
And by the way, 5G was born naturally, not from DNA, and so was Billy.
Those are, they're both nanny.
Billy's barber, get him wrong.
Hey, he fast though!
Here we go.
Well that was limit pepper, well that was limit pepper, even without the flips he was
ahead.
Let's do a longer one real quick, we're not going to sit here and race him again because
we did it for like an hour last night, hold up, I'm going to do one more real quick.
Here's the thing, chat. I think if 5G doesn't tip over, he's the fastest. I think the most
consistent fastest one might be lemon pepper. No joke. I do.
Barcodes, Barcode is the first horse ever that will know him and corn dog are the anti-barcode
literally can't flip over.
I've never seen Barcode even come close to flipping over.
Barcode legitimately can't flip.
Oh my goodness 5G took it by a nipple hair. Oh my goodness. That was so close. Wow. So
now what we're going to do is we're going to go get all four of their DNA. We're going
throw it into the bat and we're about to surely it will create the fastest thing ever.
Moment of truth, this is what we built up all last episode.
Barcode?
Load.
Done.
Billy.
Done.
Lemon pepper stepper.
Done.
5G.
There's so many vats in here.
You know what I'm thinking about doing?
Getting every single vat from in here and home and just dumping it into the vat one
time and seeing what it makes.
Not yet though.
Let's see what happens with this first.
So if you weren't here yesterday, we unlocked the ability to gene modify horses and make
them faster.
And when we put their stuff into here, it shows the fastest time of the horse that it
created.
So what was the fastest one we got yesterday?
Was it 5.3 seconds?
5.4 seconds.
And who was it?
Lemon pepper was 5.5.
Who was it that had 5.4?
Oh, it was QR code and QR code sucked because QR code couldn't stand upright. We got rid of QR code
Before we dump the that let's just see what this means
I didn't grab the last bat did I? Oh, yeah
Here we go, Chad.
All the inbreeding, incest, DNA extraction, human experiments that we have ran over the
past four days leads up to this moment.
All of my data is in line!
Oh look, the numbers are there!
No, it was 5.3 for a second!
No! Run it again! No! Run it again!
I have committed crimes against humanity for this!
Do not let my words be embedded!
The average high of the chat not good enough
How could this be?
Well, I guess that's all I can say about this one.
I didn't want it to come to this, but it did.
I didn't want it to come to this.
This is going to be the first time I feel bad for whatever I create.
I didn't want it to come to this.
I'm sorry for what I'm about to do.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, forgive me!
You're kidding me!
I'm sorry.
I
Do I dare go see what I created?
This isn't right.
I don't know what he said, take it out back.
Freak show? I couldn't bring that thing in public. I couldn't let nobody know that I made that.
So, look here, Chad.
The issue that we have here, we have no way to create something faster than what we have
right now.
Are we at the pinnacle of speed?
Oh, no.
Wait a minute, Chad, wait a minute.
Have we done it?
Chad, can we agree that Billy needs to just be sat to the side?
What is this?
I don't know why it looks like it has the perfect build
Here we go, let's see what this thing does bro
You all ready?
I'm waiting for the prediction to count down, hold up.
It's just not consistent, man.
It's just not consistent.
Run it again, give it another chance.
Breed it with barcode.
I can't because 5G is the descendant of barcode.
Send it again.
Wait a second.
We drain the VAT.
We just do this thing in barcodes, DNA.
Are you really gonna start caring now? I've always cared! I have mortals!
Let me pepper-chate it and it's still one!
I officially think, I don't know, 5G is just not that fast anymore, bro.
We're going to do a race between just lemon pepper and horse or whatever this thing is.
lemon pepper is just too consistent bro the limit it's always lemon pepper
And by the way, Lemon Pepper came before all these other horses and Lemon Pepper is still the fastest thing consistently that we've ever had.
It's unbelievable, man.
I will bring this one to the races, though.
What a win. This one's obviously fast enough to win us a champion race. What do I name
it?
Name it cow.
This one sucks.
Before we go to a real race real quick, I want to see what 5G does just against a limited
What am I doing here?
Garlic butter?
5G versus lemon pepper, let's see what happens here.
Yeah, you know what doesn't make sense?
Why lemon pepper never tips over and lemon pepper's built like that.
It's got some ostrich action going.
garlic butter in the air. We're putting garlic butter in the races. Here we go.
It doesn't matter who we're racing here. I'm for sure not losing old pinky here.
As long as garlic butter doesn't flip over, we guaranteed win chat straight up.
As long as garlic butter doesn't flip, this is a guaranteed.
So, I'd imagine one day I put one of these super horses that we made into a race and it actually gets outranned.
Could you imagine that?
Good Lord!
Good lord, have mercy.
Let's go ahead and blow 5G in his first race.
This needs a multiplayer where you can race your friends horses dog. If there was a game like that, that would actually be the best game ever.
5G.
Rascal already fell over. I think I've seen Rascal do this before.
How did we let a dude named Gilbert Schmilberg win?
Let's put lemon pepper in a race.
Let lemon pepper too, that is.
Chaos engine, let's break it.
Bro, what is this, amateur hour, buddy?
I came out here with my best horse ever.
Chaos engine. You can tell Chaos Engine thinks he's fast.
Who named this?
Guaranteed dub for Lemon Pepper.
And it cheated.
And it was never in question, man.
It really, it was never in question, dude.
Never it was.
It wasn't.
It was never in question.
Why is Bro cheating, and he didn't even have to cheat?
Alright, let him off the lead real quick.
Alright.
So, do y'all want to put garlic butter through a whole big boy race and lemon pepper too?
Through a whole big boy race?
Let's do that.
They're both going to, unless lemon pepper or unless garlic butter falls over, we're
about to get paid here.
All right, let's start with garlic butter in a second race.
Remember you have to win two regular races to get into the champions race
How is Wendy still thinking this has to be a clone of Wendy
Dude Wendy's parents are fast back in the day when we were still dealing with regular horses mass ejection and especially maximum carnage was fast
poor poor pinky man second fiddle and then we got chaos engine here we go
Bro jumped like 10 feet in the air. I thought he was flipping dude.
This is one of the old horses I got rid of like two episodes ago, and I hated them so
bad that I literally named them Cell, and somebody's running them at the age of eight.
You know what?
I'm putting in a bet on this race.
I'm betting on Cell.
I'm putting a $200 bet on sale.
I'm doing it!
I'm watching this race!
Imagine a horse that I hated so bad, I named him Cell.
The internet's a swin for now!
This looks so bad with our roses now.
There's no way Horace is going to win!
No longer I got rid of that pastinous horse!
Horace just died on the field.
I'm coming down the tables, oh my God!
Hey mister, took it!
Five flip-flying women against case, what, what did I do?
Winnie.
Lemon pepper, second race, let's go.
How was Pocca not retired yet?
Total bro slice.
Oh, this one's got hot sauce.
This one might be a little fast.
Astrodome is somehow still kicking.
Odin's hammer has won a race.
by the way, but it literally doesn't matter.
We have lemon pepper.
Here we go.
You appreciate the brain, Jesse.
Thank you.
It is truly unbelievable, Chad.
Dog.
The other people that we're competing against
are gonna have to start, they're still on the line.
They're still on the line.
Now, we're going to let both of them sleep again and we're going to do the championship
race with both of them.
We're about to come up on like 10, 12k.
We can all agree right now that our two fastest things that we have is either lemon, pepper or garlic, but are right.
I think the fastest thing that we have is probably lemon pepper.
So the lineage has to start
With
Here we go
Champions race time let's start with garlic butter
$6,500 prize pool chat
Again back in the day I would see these competitors and be like oh man, Nutra shakes in here
But it doesn't matter. We're just too fast.
Now all these horses in this race are some of the fastest we've ever faced.
But it just doesn't matter. We have garlic butter. Let's go.
How is real estate mogul still alive? I have no idea.
It seems like Bro's been around forever. You know who else it seems like's been around forever?
Gernsey Garland too.
One of these other horse racers are going to have me assassinated. I need bodyguards now.
I've got the unlimited gun!
Garlic Butter is Crown Champion?
Lemon Pepper Star and Lock-In.
Oh wait no.
Lemon Pepper's Championship Run Chat, let's go!
Oh man, it's the same four.
these other four horses are probably like oh man he's back but it's not it's
not garlic butter maybe we have a chance little do they know that lemon
peppers even faster
Let's get it.
This is a slow race from Lemon Pepper, no joke.
It sounds crazy to say because he absolutely screened all of them, but that was a slow
No race from them and Pepper, no joke.
Infinite bag of fences.
Wait, you can put fences now?
So Chat, do you know what we do now?
We have $52,000 by the way.
Do we go get the DNA of lemon pepper and garlic butter and put it in the DNA machine?
It's time to beat the game. We're actually close to beating the whole game.
Is this the moment we have all been waiting for?
Are we finally gonna find something faster than Lindenpepper?
Callie was a fine, thank you.
We have to do that to drain it.
I gotta use the restroom again.
Should I let this rip one time before we drain it just to see what it creates?
I'm gonna- I gotta use the restroom!
Tell me what it creates! I'll be right back!
I predicted that y'all would try to troll me that time so I pulled it up on my phone
it was at 8.9 you're not clever idiot.
I literally knew what I told y'all to tell me what it was that y'all were gonna try to
troll me so I literally pulled my stream up on my phone to see if y'all would troll me and y'all
literally did, it was 8.9.
This horse business gets serious, bud, don't play with me.
This is it!
No.
This is our best chance, right?
Do I throw this 5.4 right back in it?
Five for five with the five again.
This is it!
This is it! Another 5-4!
Let's go see what this 5-4 is real quick.
Y'all want to? Let's go see what it is.
What are we looking for here?
The fastest number we ever got on the DNA synchronization was 5.3 and the horse's name was QR code, but he sucked because he instantly fell over every time.
No, it was 5.4. We're after a 5.3. The fastest we've ever gotten was 5.4. Second fast, 5.5 and that was lemon pepper.
Y'all ready for this ASHA?
Chad, you ready?
Are you ready?
Here we go, Lumberik's room.
I don't think I've ever seen a person who does this.
I'm not sure what it is, but...
I don't think I've ever seen a person who does this.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
Wait a minute...
Let it trug!
Walker?
Lemon pepper?
Garlic butter!
Oh my goodness!
Look at him!
Oh my goodness, look at him.
He's really got nothing to be smiling about.
Chetty looks fast though, doesn't he?
She didn't steal lost not only lost got third
That was close though. That was
extremely close there chat. No
joke. It was.
Here we go again.
Notice how they're all yellow.
Yeah, they're all from like the same DNA structure.
will we ever get the elusive 5.3
Funger just died on the floor!
This is booger's DNA right here, right, it is?
This is it.
Chats, this is it.
The two fastest things we've still ever created is lemon, pepper, and garlic butter.
There has to be something more! More!
I'm gonna see what this does real quick.
By all theoretically theoreticals, these three right here should create something insane,
Theoretically. Theoretically.
Hey, I was wrong. There's literally nothing I can do about it.
What's done is what you'll me do. There's no refund. Like what?
Actually, it wasn't even raw, y'all are trippin'!
What?!
Five-Four again!
Five-Four's the limit.
Okay, this might be nasty, but I'm about to do it.
I'm a fast guy.
I get naked.
I go in the game.
I take a dump in the vent.
Chat, last time we put hot sauce in there, it made it slower.
Should we put...
Wait, should I put some of that green stuff from the power plant in there?
Is it this?
I don't think it's good. I don't even think the clips gonna tell us anything
No, it doesn't say anything
It's the top one
Let's go.
Chat.
Chat, we just hit a 5.3.
We just hit a 5.3.
Take both.
There's no way to distinguish which one's faster.
Buy like the millisecond, like that.
Chat, we just hit a 5.3.
I was here.
You can tell that by like sometimes you want to have one, do you know what I mean?
Have the correct one, do you think I have the correct one?
I was here!
5.3!
I
Grabbed the wrong one
That that's gotta be the wrong one
There's shit.
It can't be.
No.
Jack, come on bro.
I gotta go shoot some more assed assholes under my back, I'm sorry.
Aw, look at the cute little horsey!
You mean to tell me, this is the 5.3 that we were looking for this whole time, is that
What's you mean to tell me?
I'm gonna pepper stew all the rice right now
This thing is the fun
Y'all really still rock with garlic butter huh?
You
I can't name him pink, I already had one named pink, I think.
Bro looks like a poop, I don't know what to tell you, he looks like somebody farted.
I can't believe it.
I cannot believe out of all the time
we have been searching for the elusive 5-3
that it came out looking like this, Goober.
I can't believe it.
Well, it works again for the racist.
I can't believe it.
We're taking him to the races.
Chat, a new lineage, has just started.
And you know who it starts with?
Poot.
I got to handle something real quick.
It all, all of this new era started with Bob's best pal, by the way.
This whole new era, I just want to tell y'all, it started with Bob's best bow.
I'm not killing any of these, they're too legendary.
We're keeping them all in their retirement home, Jack.
I wouldn't kill these, these started the whole new era for us.
But again, let's give us another shout out to the one that started it all.
We still talk about you, Tater.
We do.
Never forget the horse that we asked.
What was I about to do?
Oh, we're racing.
We're racing poop, chat.
Let's go.
You already know who to vote on!
I
I feel so bad for him.
Yo infinite Wi-Fi with the 20,000 bits, Lord have mercy, W infinite Wi-Fi with the 20,000
bits bro, oh my goodness.
It's my birthday and happy early birthday to you.
Yo happy birthday infinite Wi-Fi bro with the 20,000 bits, hope you had a great birthday,
birthday infinite Wi-Fi for real chance of infinite Wi-Fi, happy birthday.
POOT is what all of these years of inbreeding, incest, and DNA swap
modifications has finally led to.
I have an idea.
I mean, I'm not sure if you can really tell, but I'm not sure.
I mean, I'm not sure.
No way. No way the ugly duckling is even faster than poo, right? There's no way. There's
no way. There's no way a natural born racer is faster. It doesn't even make any noise!
You're ready.
dog for a second there I thought ugly duckling was gonna be
Let's put poot up against ugly dog like real quick.
Chat poot is the best of us.
Poot is what all of this work wound up being.
No joke it did.
Yo, the ugly duckling is not that far behind me!
He ain't that far back, man!
Let's get looped to the races.
Poots second ever race, let's get it!
wait nobody told me this was a jockey race whoa whoa whoa nobody told me this
was a jockey race poots never ran with a jockey who is this jockey
It still doesn't matter, it still doesn't matter.
Hey!
Don't organize a bit of it!
Better not do that again, now tell me.
We're racing ugly th-
Is this seriously the competition?
with the five. Oh my God, look at Puberth. Opical illusion. Squeeziest, trapezius.
I mean, nobody has a chance against ugly ducking either way, but oh my goodness, give him some
other competition.
Smash it!
It's time for Poots and Midship Race, Sam!
Let me do that!
Oh, we don't think it's gonna go again, eh, Poots?
Let's do ugly dunkling second normal race and then we'll do poots big boy race yeah
God, somebody get puber, puber out of here!
What evil monster is putting- I can't really tell, I've been doing some crazy stuff to these
horses.
But the results speak for themselves.
hundred dollar payout here seventy five hundred dollar payout. Let's get to
twerk with the five gifted. Thank you.
Check. They didn't do one prediction out of a million of them. Y'all be alright,
They over here grinding for y'all y'all so here. Oh my bro dog. They out here grinding
Let's go
Chat it's it's not even it's not even in question here. Let's just let's just be real it's not even in question here
We've just completely beaten the game, haven't we?
We've just completely beaten the game, I don't mean to do that, what?
Y'all know what the next move is, don't you?
You all know what the next move is?
You know what the next move is.
Everybody knows what's happening.
Hey, everybody knows what's happening.
This 5.2 even exists.
Somebody said it's like spawning the brawn.
If 5.2 exists, this is our only chance of finding it so far.
Oh
I was about to say.
How do I do?
I had everything through with the spy!
I
Just knocked like a couple of forks off my table um I don't think 5.2 exists
Plutonium
That's slowed me down!
Hi, Souls!
Chad, we're getting desperate.
We should just use poop for the rest of the game.
Oh
Put everything in there
We're either about to see the best thing ever, or the worst thing ever, there's no in-between.
Do we dare see what this even created?
Do we dare see what this creator is?
Are you ready to see what this creator is?
I
Which I actually don't think 5.2 exists. I really don't think so.
Just POOT and HOTSAUCE? Chat, would that even work?
You need more RAM?
So do you get more RAM from winning the races?
Wait, really?
I thought there's only one stick!
Let's just walk through to there.
Oh my god.
How was blowboard with a straw hat?
Oh, hat!
No, you gotta die.
I don't need to put the ribbon on, I'm not supposed to.
This is the only way to know if 5.3 exists.
This is the only way.
here.
It's there.
It's not like somebody flatlining.
5.2.
Nine-Lot!
More smell with a five!
Chad, can you believe it?
Not only did we hit 5.3 today, we just hit a 5.2, Chad.
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
You need to tell me this is the fastest thing in the game so far.
I refuse to believe it's faster than poop, I refuse to believe it, look at my bath there's no way
I'm not right.
Are you ready?
Chad, are you ready?
Also weighs like 40 pounds more than poop, by the way.
Chad, are you ready?
What happens if you put boots on them?
I think at this point putting boots on these will just make them slower.
At this point I really do.
I can't believe it, Chad, I can't believe it, Chad, we could easily beat the game with
the stuff that we have, but at this point we're chasing like the fastest thing in the
game. Just to see if it was a fluke.
Clint's it to this time. Chat tomorrow's new episode the lineage starts with Clint
dog.
I keep seeing somebody say race against Tater dog.
It's literally not even Tater literally would still be at the starting line by this point.
Like it's not even close to close at this point.
What a race from Poop.
I don't know what to tell you.
Clint was just slow there.
I know what the next steps are.
Tomorrow we get Poot and Clint's DNA,
throw them in the mixer.
I think that's how we can get a 5.1.
Or maybe we just get Clint's DNA and throw it in the mixer.
I think there's a way we can get 5.1.
No joke.
Matt, not only did we get 5.3 today,
We just hit a 5.2 and the craziest part about this episode is the fastest things that we have created in the game so far look like some straight doobers and it looks like they would be slow as Christmas. No joke.
Actually crazy.
great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your
boy again tonight. Appreciate all the get this subs, don't know, bits, follows, and of course
I'll pre-sign y'all for this hanging out. Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's
night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, I love
you tonight. Peace out y'all.