Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh
Yeah, oh yeah
Smile with a fire.
Look at it.
Witness it.
Have you witnessed?
Have you bared a witness?
Well, I sure do hope so.
Because you already know what time it is.
Yes.
Cheers, buddy.
cheers buddy
yo what's good what's good ladies and gentlemen I have returned once more
yet again yet again once more yet again what's more Josh with the five get that
Cali. Uh, hey, all smack. Just lost. Holy Lena. Uh, uh, uh, bearded fate. Starlight. Amanda. W.
Subbers man. Appreciate y'all. Gray hoodie. I repeat. Gray hoodie. As you can tell.
Hey.
Great hoodie.
Would you accept the offering?
Too late.
Too late, I took it back.
Too late
Chat how's everybody's day one a scale of one to ten let me hear it. How how we doing on a
scale of one to ten
How's your jaw it actually didn't flare up it must not have popped bad enough so it actually has not flared up which is great
Yo ball ripper with three thousand bits
Hey, case I got the jigglypump tattoo if you want to check it out. Yo, if you can see that's one of my mods
I'll peep that bet
Appreciate you
Chat what y'all do today man?
Koso septic tank cam with the five gifted subs I might need to contact the authority because what is that?
You did not mad chat white man
and y'all ain't got a lot, you know that, right?
Y'all ain't got to come in here and talk about
oh, I worked today.
No, you did not.
No, you absolutely, positively,
did not go to work today.
Type one if you, Gigi.
Type one if you went to work today.
What's the black flag remake reveal? Oh, did that come out? They're gonna they'll probably
I don't I don't have faith that it's gonna be good. I really don't
case those fermented toe jam with the five gifted. Yeah, I'm about to get off.
Are you following the NFL draft? No. What is the NFL draft going on right now?
As we speak, who got drafted number one overall?
Let me know if I got drafted because there's a chance.
I should be going.
I should be a lottery pick.
Mandoza, I don't know who that is.
I'm not going to lie, I do not follow football like I used to.
I watch the Super Bowl every time, but I do not follow football like I used to.
I prefer basketball nowadays.
Delores with the five.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Okay.
So simply take one another five and get it.
Thank you.
Wait, what, uh, what, what, what draft pick are they on now?
Chad.
What draft pick they on?
22nd and they ain't called me yet
God leave what they waiting on
I thought I was supposed to be a lottery pick this year
Man, what's taking so long man?
Yo, fave with the five. Thank you. Wait, is that it?
Is that it?
You actually did.
Why can't I open it?
So I can't expand it, but you actually got the Jigglypuff tattoo that I drew.
That's goaded right there.
You were real one for actually committing to it.
So I'm somewhat of a tattoo artist if you really think about it.
I have at least like 15 tattoos that have gotten done that I've drawn, right?
I'm somewhat of a tattoo artist.
Yo, W the Bond Ripper, that's crazy, W the Bond Ripper, that's hard, not gonna lie.
That's gonna be there for your whole life and it's gonna be great now.
That is something that I would want on me forever, wouldn't you chat?
That's great.
matter of fact, that's one of my best ones, dude.
That's that's one of my best ones.
Yo, 5000 bits from Richie W Richie with the 5000 bits, bruh.
Played a liminophobia demo.
Also much love.
I did in fact just get home from work.
Lol, liminophobia demo.
That don't sound bad you better be good to be a good recommendation here buster
There's no such thing as liminophobia demo am I tweaking
Hold on
How you spell neminophobia
You spelled it wrong. That's probably what it is. Well, that's one bad thing about steam, bro
You have to put in exactly like the name or it won't register. You have to spell that right like dog
Can you just like auto correct it for me, please?
Like just go ahead and just look just go ahead and auto correct that for you, boy
You know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna copy and paste it. That's what i'm gonna do. I'm gonna copy
and paste it on him in a phobia demo.
Whoa!
That don't look too bad!
Look at it!
Yeah, look at it!
That looks pretty creepy.
That looked pretty creepy right there.
Y'all know I lied in some back room.
You all know I like me some back rooms. The one with the five. Thank you. Appreciate you.
To have back rooms such a vibe, bro. Let's all just move to the back rooms, man.
Let's all just move to the back room, bro.
It's a vibe.
I like the back rooms.
They look pretty good.
I will put that one in the bag.
I'll put that in the bag, buddy.
The bag.
I'm like the selling guy. I'm like the merchant from resident evil for except with horror games
I'll pull my jacket out. What are you boy?
And it's just nothing but horror games. I'm like, yeah
What do you want? I got all of them
Got all of them buddy
The Duke no the one from resident evil for the Duke Kudo
Oh, bro, you know another demo that came out chat. My mom showed it to me. Hold up,
Stop, bruh.
Hold up!
It has potential for real!
Hold up!
Uh...
Hold up! You'll have it with a five!
Chat, this looks like it has potential, bro. Look at this.
Airport Contraband? Now, you know if it has the word contraband in it.
You know what I mean.
Look at him.
What? I thought the trailer was gonna stop some gaming.
Oh, that's not like a... oh, maybe this is it.
Developers of gas station simulator, by the way, so they have a banger under their belt.
Welcome to Caldora Airport. Things here are a little complicated to say the least. Some
travelers come here for rest and others bring secrets you'll have to uncover. Your day
as an officer is not as simple. Check papers, keep your eyes open and trust no one.
here reminds me of contraband bruh
search passengers to ensure they are not hating anything
use chemical tests instincts can tell you that science won't
observe, ask questions, and scan those who can hide their nerves
wow!
hide passengers' decks
x-ray is much more reliable than the declarations
sometimes even pilots must obey the rules
Is the cargo made of...
...the flashlights just like contraband 2, bruh?
And load shipments.
If things goes out, you'll doubt who used up his energy fiends on the company.
And you can hit people with tasers too?
Man...
Of the end of the day, it's all about finding the sweetest part that benefits you the most.
Hey, that got potential right there.
So I did download the demo, so it's also in the bag.
It said contraband in it, so I'm like, yo, you should already know I'm all over that,
All over that buddy.
You know what I mean?
So any game where you have to scan people for like contraband and stuff, it's just
goaded, bro.
It's just, it's just goaded, dude.
Yo Joshua with the five gift, thank you Joshua with the five gift, appreciate you.
Yo Super Winnie Hut juniors with the, with the, with the 2000 bits.
Hey, guys, I was wondering if you would check wish me good luck on my surgery tomorrow.
By the way, best believe I'll be showing off for sure.
Yo, good luck on your procedure tomorrow.
Super weenie hook, do this, I'll be right back, I'll do it, thank you.
Yo, Pika with 500 bits.
High Cakes just showing some love after I had an allergic reaction to eating beef today.
What?
You might have a kick on you.
you need to do is you might have to get completely naked. You'll have to go in the mirror, look
all over you, and see if you have a tick. Because some ticks can carry that disease
and if you get the disease from a tick, you can't eat beef. That's real. So you might
got a tick on here or something. That's like legitimately that that yeah that's
for real. Yeah, a Lone Star tick. You might need you might need to check it not
gonna lie.
If you're ever in an area with a bunch of tall grass, shrubbery and stuff like
that for any extended period of time like in the summertime you better make
sure you ain't got no kick action because you might have a tick on you yo
Cassie with 2,000 bs w Cassie I guess we'll watch you for a while and my son
Ashton four years old loves your fall guys videos my boyfriend Clayton we all
love you what a spread of love yo w Cassie in the in the whole family
appreciate you Cassie thank you appreciate you yo suits with a thousand
bits what's okay my mom's a big fan she doesn't have a twitch but she watched
your vods on YouTube I got her your your band shirt for a birthday last year
I'm also a big fan I listen to your react to this we'll give you those while I'm
at work when you shout out my mom her name's Corey yo shout out Corey W.
mile for real. Shout out Corey. Shout out Corey. Shout out. Chat this thing's
addicting, dude. Somebody's about to take it from me. Chat this thing, it's too
addicted man. Somebody's gonna steal it. It's getting bad.
Listen.
Here's yet another one, look here, I'm going to put one right beside the mic, you ready?
I'm gonna do one right beside the mic. You ready? Look at this.
I'm done. I'm done. My bad, bro. I'm done with it. My bad. I'm done with it, bro.
I
Should I do it again now I'm gonna do it again. I'm not gonna do it again
So I do it again now I'm gonna do it should I do it
Now
Yo ocean with a thousand bits
Hey, kids. What's that love you? It's all cuz you wish me good luck. I'm having a gastric bypass in 28 days
My name is Sylvia love you. Yo, good luck on your procedure. Uh, Sylvia. Hope everything goes good. Appreciate you Sylvia
Sylvia
What is this oh
Yeah, I see that uh Kiki. Thank you Kiki. Thank you
Okay, that appreciates you on the villa. Thank you was gonna appreciate that to
feel it. Thank you.
You're my hardest gift to beat him. I'm about to pass out.
I'm back.
Sometimes your heart tries to explode in your chest and you just got to like lock in for
a second and bring it back in.
Y'all ever do that?
That's that mind-muscle connection.
Yo, D's with the five gifted.
Thank you D's with the five gifted.
Y'all know what I'm saying?
Do you know what I'm saying, bruh?
You mean palpitations?
No, I mean, it's like the heart was like, yo,
I'm about to quit working.
But I have to lock in and I have to send brain waves to it
and be like, no, not yet.
And it doesn't have any option, because it's like the brain.
The brain is like, hey, you can't stop.
I guess I guess I'll keep going
Y'all ain't never done that
Yeah
Did you learn about the horse game? No, I didn't even do no research on it. I don't know what all that
DNA gene modification stuffy. I forgot to look at it, bro. Did y'all look it up?
Wait a minute.
I have an idea.
Sh!
Hey!
All these videos are so long can I get like a little tutorial?
Let me get like a little tutorial, uh.
Hold up.
I need like a little tutorial.
Okay, so with the five thank you hold up
There's a good stream to steam tutorial that goes really in depth
Yeah, if it goes that in death, I don't even understand it
I didn't know we was getting into real life like astrophysics here. I
Didn't know we was doing that
Wait hold on real quick hold on
What's this video?
What is the mark of a true champion?
Is it the ability to never give up?
Is it the courage to keep trying no matter what?
Is it the tenacity to train and train and train until you can't train anymore?
Is it genetics?
Are you born to win?
The
What?
Wait, what?
Just luck. I'm here to tell you, the only thing you need to be a winning horse is to cheat.
What?
What did you say?
Father Shay with the five, leave Marie with the five.
What did you say?
Chat, y'all was telling me to do the gene modification thing and then when I went in
the lasso I was gonna like I was throwing the lasso and grabbing the gene
genetic entities but nothing was happening
look at the fastest race ever no I don't want to spoil it bruh it's gonna make me
feel bad it's gonna make it's gonna make Clint look like he's a slow poke and I
don't want that what is Clint still the fastest we have Chad is it still cleaner
was it somebody else
steel clean huh
There's a guide on steam that brings it that breaks it down.
Is it in the comments?
No, I'm about to cut this stream off y'all act like y'all know and then y'all act like
y'all don't know once I get to the next step dude.
Go to the library and it's there. Thank you! Thank you!
Guides. Here we go!
Oh Lord have mercy. Yeah, no. Uh-uh. No.
No, bro. Nobody knows what this means. I promise you
No
Nobody knows what this means here big dog, bro. What are we looking at here? Are you dead serious? What is this?
Frog man with the five. Thank you
Key and see your use for speed. Yeah, but I don't understand like what about that though?
No, I will never in my life, I will never in my life take it this far.
Now I do my calculations, I do my mad scientist work, don't get me wrong, but this right here
It's taking it to like another, you know, level.
And you know your boy is already terrible at math.
I'm generally smart.
I would say generally smart.
But at math, I'm terrible.
Cat bro, I am generally smart
I am generally smart
Do IQ test I have I'm generally smart
You forced my hand. I'm doing one run of this just to prove it. This is the best way I can
improve my intelligence. Prove my intelligence. Juicy dumpling with the five gifted. This is
the one way I can prove my intelligence. I'm going to do one run and not only am I going to do one
I'm going to win it run a prediction. No cheats. Maya with the team. Thank you. I'm not doing no cheats either. No cheat run. Get off me.
You're always on our honor roll. Let's roll call. Now just oh, I'm generally smart.
Oh, I ain't you. I watch this game.
Uh-huh.
Watch it!
Alright, just watch.
Mia!
Oh.
Yay!
No, y'all about to eat those words, buddy!
Art and music.
Edit and ask.
Fussy, baby.
Let's see if there's a good subject.
We have animal science.
Shake the prediction.
Oh, yeah, there's about to be a lot of upset people in here.
Hey, there's about to be a lot of upset people in here, bud.
You better believe it right now.
Spelling.
Earth science.
Sounds great, spelling.
We hope this spelling question won't spell any trouble.
What is the first letter of the following word which can be used as a lawn ornament?
No.
G.
No.
G.
N.
G.
K.
G.
Fussy.
Baby.
G.
It's your turn to answer.
K-Sills with a 10.
Thank you.
It's now locked in.
Again, out of everybody watching, maybe 10 people knew that.
You get 100 points.
G. G.
So, Mia, thank you for joining us.
Can you tell everyone a nice fact about yourself?
I grew up in Chin-China, and visit Erwin.
Yeah, good thought.
It's time for the next question.
Fussy baby, let's take a look at the subject goes right there. No dividing your attention away from this question
The difference is the result of what basic mathematical operation
Division subtraction addition I'm pretty sure subtraction
Fussy baby, please I am fairly confident at subtraction
Here's the answer. Well, the right answer is... subtraction.
Whoa!
Well, I told y'all!
But that's enough from me. Take it away, Teddy.
Man, nobody cares, Teddy.
Man, shut up, Teddy!
I hope you're ready for the second grade metal with the fire this time each question is worth
150 points. Let's greet our new class. Nobody likes to do it
Gg she got a attitude
Ah! Woohoo!
So, the name...
Shut up Olivia, thank you Maya!
For your election!
Geometry and Apple Science Questions
Fussy baby, let's pick a subject for the question
Don't matter what subject it is, I'll get it all on!
Geometry
Reading, are you ready to shape up for the next question?
How many total faces are there on a pair of six-sided dice?
12, cause you said a pair.
6.
Oh, you think I'm stupid, Teddy?
24.
Man, Teddy, um...
Man, Teddy.
Fussy, baby. Choose an answer.
Teddy, I swear, man, Teddy.
Don't play with me, Teddy.
And it is locked in.
Yay!
And the correct answer is...
Don't play with me, Teddy, for real.
I don't play with you.
Well, great work.
You can't even think I'm stupid for us!
Chad, can't even think I'm stupid!
Sokai, thanks for being here today. Why don't you give us a fact about yourself?
I'm not part of any club. I just go home and go.
We know, nerd.
Cool fact. We gotta go to the next question.
We know.
We know you ain't got no friends in this question.
We know.
Pick between music, US history measure put yourself on the map with a landmark
question what?
La Scala one of the most famous opera houses in the world is located in what
country? Mexico
Fussy baby pick the right answer
Where's Mexico? Can I just say Mexico?
This right here to go to Mexico right? Pretty sure it is. So that's therefore
It's just you and us. Take as long as you need.
It has to be.
And we've got your answer.
Yeah.
And the right answer is...
Italy.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, but that wasn't the correct answer.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
I said I would do a one, I got to go back in.
Throw that stale spanish, does it not?
Welcome to first grade. How lovely to have you here. Every question here is worth 100 points.
Yay!
You'll be helped in this grade by...
Well, that sounded like Spanish!
Isaac!
Oh, Lord, not you, Sad.
Yeah!
Woo!
Ah!
Hi, I'm Isaac. I'll help you with any vote.
You ain't gonna help me with nothin'!
You ain't gonna help me with a thang!
Fussy baby, pick a good subject for yourself.
There are!
Revisit your lexicon for this vocabulary question.
Which of these words describes a loud, deep sound?
Wine.
Nope.
Mumble.
Yeah.
Boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom.
Fussy baby, pick the correct word.
Pick the correct yeah, it's boom because mumble it loud mumble is like not loud got it now
Yay, the actual answer is
Blue
So he's up thanks for being here today, why don't you tell us a fun fact you know
It's now time for the next question Fussy baby, let's see what subjects there are
We've got astronomy animal science life science social study hold your horses now for this
animal's question true or false a pure
bred dog can be considered a mutt no
I follow fussy baby give us your answer
it's fall it can be get out of here
you come up a mud is a conglomerate of a
bunch of dogs like ostrich was or you
know the stuff we were making
Your answer is locked. That means the answer is false.
I already knew that!
You get 100 points.
What? Can't he think I'm stupid, bruh?
But it's time we swap hosts. It's yours now, Claudia.
Hey, I'm Claudia. You are the host for the show.
It's time for questions from 2nd grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
It's time to meet a new classmate and say bye to your old one.
Are you smoking right now? Yeah, for sure. I'm smoking a Sharpie.
Yeah!
And your classmate for now will be...
Jaden!
Oh, lord!
Yay!
Woohoo!
It's Jaden.
I'm your guy for Earth Science and Physical Science.
Fussy baby.
Here are your choices for this question.
So, it's...
World History.
Grammar!
Alright.
U.S. History.
Grammar!
And it comes to this grammar question.
True or false?
The word verb is a noun.
False. A noun is a person, place, or a thing.
What's your answer?
A verb is not a person, place, or a thing.
False.
Your answer is in.
Ah.
The correct answer is...
True.
How?
Sorry.
Wrong answer.
Um, somebody explain how the word verb is a noun.
Hello?
Am I, am I, did I...
Hello? Am I missing something?
It's a thing? No, it's not.
So if you want to make that argument every single thing in existence is a noun. Everything.
I hope you're ready for a pop quiz.
We're going to ask you 11 questions and we'll skip the instructions.
Welcome to first grade.
It's nice to see you today.
Every question here is worth 100 points.
helping you out for this grade is
by the way I'm just saying that's wrong by the way
hello my name is Mia my favorite subjects are art and music
pussy baby go ahead and pick a nice subject and it's I don't care what you
It says it's wrong, it says it's wrong.
Just get this wrote down, doesn't it, right?
The triangular constellation is represented by a circle.
This is a first grade question.
Fussy, baby, pick out your answer.
But it's false because it's triangular,
which means it's a triangle.
We got your answer.
Yay.
The right answer is...
...BALS!
You got this!
You get one of these balls!
Like what kind of...
So, Mia, thanks for joining us!
Can you give us a fun fact about your favorite subject?
China's musical traditions go back all the way to 3000 BCE.
Wow, what a fact!
Let's move to the next question.
Fussy, baby. Here's your choice of subjects. Now it's social studies, art, earth science, reading.
My only chance here is earth science. My life is sand.
Conserve your energy with this physics question.
True or false?
By definition, temperature is a measure of how dense the air is.
Yes.
Fussy, baby. Which is the answer?
That's literally true. That's legitimately true.
We got the answer.
Whoa!
And the real answer is...
They're called atmospheric pressure, buddy. Thank you for coming in.
False.
Temperature is a measure of how hot or cold...
You're just done by it! You're so stupid!
This whole game is just wrong on everything. It's insane.
This game is literally built to make smart people look stupid because the information isn't wrong.
It's actually ridiculous. Like, no joke, it's sad.
Like, it's actually sad that y'all do that.
I hope you're ready for a pop quiz. It's Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
We're going to ask you 11 questions in two certain difficulties.
You get to pick the subject every time. Let's go to the quiz. Oh, you're the smarter you are the worst you are at this game
Yeah, your classmate for now will be
Apollo
I can help you with astronomy and computer science.
Fussy baby, here are the choices for this question.
It's between life science, someone called father time because we have a question.
True or false?
Ten centuries make up one millennium.
Fussy baby, what's the real answer?
I'm here.
And the answer is in.
I'm here.
Yay!
So, the correct answer is...
True.
I'm here.
Good work.
You get one answer.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm so real.
So, Apollo, thank you for coming today. Why don't you tell us a nice fact about yourself?
I'd like to build an air affair computer.
You're five years old.
And the important fact is, let's all go to the next question.
You don't need to build repairs, you got a StarFord system.com here.
That's a baby. Choose one of these subjects.
Is it social service?
All right, become one with nature in this class question.
Which of these is a plant used in making sugar sugar cane sugar brain
Sugar cane yeah
Sugar Wayne sugar Wayne
Fussy baby choose us an answer
And we've got your answer
And the actual answer is
Yeah!
Sugarcane!
Oh, correct!
You get 100 points!
Notice how I get the questions right that actually require like advanced knowledge, it's crazy.
But it's time we swapped posts.
It's yours now, Teddy!
Hey, I'm Teddy, your other host for the show.
It's time for us to go to the second grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
We'll say hi to a new classmate and bye to the old one.
Take care.
Yeah!
Yay!
So, let's greet your new classmate.
Give me some good sounds, man!
Joaquin!
Oh my goodness, I have to pop a cough drop on now.
Yeah!
The name is Watkin, and I can help you with math and geometry tests.
What fussy, baby. Pick yourself a good subject.
It's either US history, world history, or...
Like, look at these SWAP subjects, bro!
Yo, is there calories and tall drops?
Oh
Oh, they're just 10 calories a piece.
I thought them things were gonna be like 50 a piece or something.
I thought it'd be like, whoa!
I'm a good world history on them.
Let's make history with this important people's attention.
Who served as the first leader of the Soviet Union?
What?
Hirohito
Benito Mussolini
Vladimir Lenin
Oh, Vladimir sounds familiar
Fussy baby, choose your answer
But I also recognize that second name, I'ma go too
Here's the answer
Yeah
So, the right answer is
Vladimir Lenin
Oh, like how am I so sorry?
Last one, last one
I hope you're ready for the pop quiz.
It's, we're going to ask you 11 questions
in increasing difficulty,
but you'll get to pick the subject.
You'll actually just unlock another cheat code, bruh.
If you also can't even join a diet,
you could low key do cherry call-drops,
10 calories a pop, bruh, no joke.
That's low key like a cheat code.
Oh, it says it down here, 10 calories per drop.
Yo, that's low key like a cheat code.
Yo, hold up.
Hey, wait a minute!
No, I don't go do that.
That's probably, uh...
That's probably dangerous.
Don't be like me.
Let's get right to the place.
Welcome to first grade.
It's so nice to see you today.
Every question here is...
Oh, you know what Mithal does, man!
Yes! Yay!
Your classmate for this grade will be...
Mia!
Oh!
This a her!
Yes!
Woo!
Yeah!
Hey, just call me Mia.
I'm really good at art and music class.
Fussy, baby. Let's look at your choice of subjects.
Damn it! Why don't you give me all the good subjects on first grade, bro?
For this spelling question.
How do you spell the word for a graphite writing tool?
Pencil.
Number one, buddy. What you talking about?
Busy baby, what's the answer?
Peace!
Your answer is in.
Well, the actual answer is...
Yeah.
Pencil.
That means you get 100 points.
Yeah!
Sumia, thank you for being here.
Yeah!
Can you tell us a fun fact you learned recently?
you can't make abstract art about nothing you have to have a subject to abstractify
I disagree with that that's a terrible take let's go to the next question that's a
terrible take fussy baby pick yourself a good subject it'll take put away your
dictionaries for vocabulary question I'll take I'll make some I'll make an art out
of nothing I don't have a blank slate and just it just start drawing because if you
shut your brain off. There ain't nothing there. Which of these words is a verb or
noun that makes a shark? Wait, she lowkey stripped. Wait a minute. You can't make
abstract art without a subject. You gotta have something to subjectify. How? You
could just go up to a piece of paper and start scribbling and make something. No,
You think these goobers that are like two years old stripping with the crayons?
Oh man, what?
Like a snake or air being released from a tire.
Sizzle.
Hiss.
Thank you.
Swish.
Am I tripping?
Fussy baby.
Pick an answer.
Trippin fussy, baby pick an answer for us. I don't know what abstract means, bro. Like I don't know what abstract means
We've got it now whoa, so the answer is
His well done you get 100 points
But that's enough for me.
What is that abstract?
Hi, I'm Claudia, your other host for the show.
I hope you're ready for second grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
You'll say hi to our new classmate and goodbye to the old one.
Peace out.
Yeah abstract art is an image. I'm done with it.
You can help from your classmates.
Oh yeah, I just want to know what it means.
Ava!
I can't be messed up.
Ah!
Yeah, we're all the way messed up.
Yay! Hola soy Ava.
My absolute favorite subjects are foreign languages and social studies.
Hey, you know what I mean?
Busy, baby, let's take a peek at the subject.
See, look at these suck!
U.S. history, art, social studies, reading.
I'm popping another cough drop right now if I didn't already have one here.
I'm cooking no matter what I do here.
I can't do art, bro. I don't know, man.
Let's travel back in time with a US history question.
Signing the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, 1776,
marked freedom for the United States from which nation?
France.
Great Britain.
It's gotta be that one.
Germany.
It's gotta be number two.
Fussy baby, what's the right-
It's gotta be number two, there ain't no one to option.
And the answer is yes.
Woo!
If you're trying to guess.
The answer is...
I just tore something my knee.
Great Britain.
Well done.
I just snapped something my knee.
150 points.
My left knee gone.
Yoshi with the five, thank you.
Thanks for being here with us.
Can you tell us all a fact about yourself?
I like to write about my travels in my blog.
3 years old by the way.
Excellent fact, let's check the next question.
Hot man.
Busy baby, please make a good subject.
Astronomates, this is my moment.
Which of these objects is only half the width of the United States?
Pluto.
Fussy, baby! Which is the right answer?
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah, get off me!
It's now locked in!
Well, the correct answer is...
Pluto.
Good job!
You get 150 points!
Yeah!
It's time to check those points. Good work. That's all correct so far.
But this is a two-host show. Take it away, Teddy.
These kids are narcissists and all they are. Most of them in this game aren't, yeah.
Especially Kai in this game. She... The Kai kid in this game, she's actually ridiculous. No joke. She's ridiculous.
Hello again, to the next one. Welcome to third grade. Every question is now worth 200 points.
We'll say goodbye to our old classmate and greet a new one.
Yeah, yeah, y'all in third grade.
What's a narcissist? I don't know what I know is bad.
I
Ava and Haley are couple my favorite last place when he was like, oh I traveled the world this year and I wrote it down in my blog
It's like dog. You're too. No, you didn't like hello
Busy baby, you know what I mean?
One of these subjects.
It's either physical science, foreign language is a guarantee, reading, art.
Don't mince your words for this foreign languages question.
If you order cafe at a restaurant, what beverage did you order in Italian?
That's gotta be coffee.
Hot chocolate, tea, coffee.
That has to be coffee, it literally has to be.
Fussy baby, choose the right answer.
That's what I'm going with, it has to be.
Your answer is locked.
Yes!
And that makes the answer...
Coffee.
Yes!
You're correct, you get 200 points.
I just saw Hayes coming to Hayes!
Thank you for taking me.
Can you tell us?
You all ain't riding in blaze
Keepin' the man in the moon, this is me
Somewhere in the stratosphere
Fussy baby, pick your favorite subject
It is... physical science
Physical science, do you know what that is?
Reading this article, a lot of forces are acting on us
This is this physics question
Which of these is true about a rocket that wants to leave Earth's surface and travel
into space?
It must generate a downward force.
It must generate an upward force.
It must generate a centrifugal force.
Fussy baby, do you have the answer?
As a rocket scientist, it must generate a downward force.
We got your answer.
Yes!
And the answer is...
Because.
It must generate a downward force.
Because for the rocket to go up, it's got to shoot like jet fuel and flames out the bottom
to shoot it up.
Brenda, what's an upward force, dog?
If you do something with an upward force, it's going to go down.
Because you're shooting stuff up, it's going to go downward.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Exciting. Let's step it up and go to the fourth grade. Every question here is worth
250 points. Let's say hello to your new classmates and buy to the old one. Even kids know that? Yeah, you're a man.
And giving you a hand now will be
Yo, I got a chance here for real.
It's your chance to answer
No
I knew I should have went through with it, bro.
I knew I should have went through, bro.
I should have bro
Well, bro, it's like if you just dump some vinegar on limestone, it's not gonna instantly dissolve it
Like are we talking you left it in there?
Like sorry, I didn't go to the lab and test it like sorry
Sorry. Sorry, I didn't go to the lab and test it, bro.
Like, yeah, I was supposed to know that
without 100% certainty.
Mango with the five, thank you.
That's stupid, man.
Chad, is that not stupid?
Huh?
In my opinion, which is the correct opinion, I was right.
They just need to let me rewrite science.
Dog, if they let me rewrite the entire scientific formula, we would literally be able to travel
faster than the speed of light within a month.
Like if you let me, if you erase all scientific discovery and just let me start a clean slate
a month from now, will be in another galaxy.
But they've already done too much stuff
and they've tampered with my work, so whatever.
It'd be GGs?
No, no, it would not.
No, you could wake up one day and be like,
yo, I wanna go to the Andromeda galaxy real quick.
I could put you in some machine that sends you there
do you get there like and no and the lickety split? I'm literally going to name it the lickety
split machine because no matter where in the universe you want to go, you'll be there lickety
split like salad with the five. Thank you. You'll get there faster than tater on a runway
Okay, buddy. Okay. You see what I'm saying, bro? This shirt hard. No, look at shirt,
bruh. That's shirt hard. That's shirt clean. I like that shirt right there. That's shirt
You know what I mean?
Sure.
All right.
What you talking about?
Don't play with me.
Don't play with me, buddy.
You don't want no smoke.
You don't want no smoke when I'm wielding
one of these things, buddy.
When I'm wielding one of these bad boys.
Lock in.
lock in you best get you a dypey on because it's spooky time and then we
gonna do some horsey action afterwards y'all know the drill spooky time then
some horsey time after you best get you a dypey on buddy
because it's spooky time up in this thing
hey airport demo yeah I'll see I'll see I'll see if that's uh I'll see if I'll
do that there uh depends what the horror game looking like
I
You got you a diaper on chat, huh? Do you do you do you do you do you
Good
Hey good you had better
You had better, buddy.
You're my game at bruh.
What's home?
Check. Why my turn?
Some her.
Check my turn.
Tom.
Oh there you go. Oh yeah, stop eating the car drop. It's not got nothing to do with it.
Wait a minute.
Wait, this looks familiar.
Have I played something by this dab before?
Wait, that looked oddly familiar.
Have I played something by this dab?
Wait a second.
That looked incredibly familiar there.
The last litter?
The last litter.
Have I played something?
Oh my goodness, it's, oh my goodness, it's one of my favorite devs.
Oh my goodness, they have nothing but bangers.
Oh my goodness, I knew that looked familiar.
I knew it did.
Look at all the bangers this dead has had that we've played.
Abandoned souls, Christmas nightmare, the cursed tape,
the dark gift from the past, holiday story, strange lights.
Y'all remember that was the chat,
that was the, that UFO game that we played
that was really scary.
Remember it?
And it was a banger too.
This one with the alien action?
Oh, we're in good hands, buddy.
That's all states, man.
Are you in good hands?
Or is that what he said?
I can't remember.
What?
We're in good hands.
Oh, I know that much.
You best get you a dime beyond 10 and by the gears, smokey open hands for myself.
Mark it in!
Yeah!
Mr. Bojangles.
Damn.
Shall I pop into the crop top?
Crop top.
I took the doogie in the pot pot.
Huh?
Yeah?
Why not?
Bro, why not?
I won't won!
Why these little eyes in my brain, man?
What the fuck, man? I'm not gonna shut this thing off!
You're doing too much work!
Oh, yeah.
I'm, I'm, I'm...
Whoa!
Oh, yeah.
Go let him in here tonight.
All right, Ben.
Name of this game is, it ain't got the name on it, what's it called, but the name of the game is, that's not the name of the game.
Hold up.
Give me a moment.
I gotta find the name of the game.
This game's name is The Last Letter, and as you just saw, we just looked through this
developer's catalogue because it looked familiar, and this dev has had some bangers in the past.
So the name of this game is The Last Letter.
Not the first letter, not the letter in the middle,
not the third to fourth letter, not the second letter.
The last letter, man.
Okay, thank you.
Re-fire that sensitivity, put that right there.
Yup.
Oh, we're going extreme graphics.
Yo, get you Star Force system back on, buddy.
Oh, man, 140 FPS, Star Force.
Oh, I almost hit 200.
Nope.
Lock in.
Man, they got hit with an ad right when I was about to start the game, bruh.
No, that's terrible. Should I wait? Yeah, I'm gonna wait on the phone.
We're gonna have like a little secret while we wait.
You already know what that means.
And worn out shoes, silver hair and ragged shirt and baggy pants.
you
I
Yeah
What did you just say hold up real quick, what is this wait a second whoa
Okay, so I permission to leave in 30 minutes to listen to three new songs from Conan Gray
I don't know who that is, but no the songs are gonna be there forever. This stream isn't Emily
Wasn't a limited edition song or something comes out for 30 minutes and it goes away what the song still gonna be there
Lock in the last letter
WDFO
For several months now. I've been receiving letters from an unknown sender
So I decided to go to his house in the middle of the woods so I can die
Each one contains coordinates of a place in the woods not far from the city and a strange drawing
400 FPS starfort systems.com. Oh my goodness. Did you see that? I'm in there lower now, but that was crazy right there
Wow, this doesn't seem sketchy at all
So we're getting random letters in the mail of a drawing of somewhere to go in the middle
of the woods.
And we actually pulled up.
I don't agree with that.
And you didn't carry a flashlight?
Oh, oh Lord.
Oh man.
That ain't good.
That ain't age, that, look.
That ain't, do this, buddy, check.
Let's go.
Ooh, ooh, I don't like all that, hold up now.
There's no head bob toggle.
Do you want me to?
Okay, well, what will live?
We'll do it.
Conan Gray with the five, what?
We'll do it!
Why did you turn back?
Recap?
We're getting random letters in the mail of someone drawing a secret place in the woods.
So we decided to follow the drawings.
I don't know why.
I guess maybe we think there's a very treasure there or something
You know why you took 545 at the s oh
There's a backpack in the car. Okay. Well, you could have told me that but that's all right
GG I
I like how much light the car has in it.
That's a lot of FPS.
That's a lot of FPS. I mean, not right now, but...
I mean, that's still a lot, though.
Okay, so I got okay, that's just thunder I'm not going on yet
So it appears there's a broken down building out here to member the woods
Warning
I gotta throw some footsteps also, did we bring an umbrella in the backpack because it's it's laying a lot. Oh
Oh this creepy look dude I'm here in star farm yo Jason with the fire thank you
okay is this what I'm supposed to be going to because I don't know what I'm
I'm gonna go in here, this is creepy.
GG. Yo, Zach with the 5W, Zach with the 5W!
Okay, do I go in this building? Uh, I'll brief respite from the rain.
Now Chad, if you were getting random letters, theoretically, in the mail, of random drawings in the woods with an arrow pointing to it, and you don't know who sent the letters, would you go to them?
Because me personally I'm gonna have to say no, I wouldn't do that
Yeah, I can't go in there. That's fine. I guess I gotta keep going this way. Oh
This is an even bigger building GG, bro
Yo Zach with the five get the W Zach and jag with the 25 W Jag with the 25 as well
W Jag as well with the 25. Thank you. This is a big old house, buddy. There better be
something worth my time in here. Don't get jumpscared by that bird. I know it's going
to try it. You ain't getting me. I have no flashlights. I'm not sure if I'm doing the
right thing by leaving this here. If you're reading this, it means you finally decided
to open the envelope. It means you finally chose to come, look around the house, and
maybe you'll understand why. Well, that's not fishy at all, is it? It is really dark.
the keys over here and like this barn looking thing is that a scarecrow over
there because that that's either a scarecrow or like an eight foot tall
person
Uh, yo, Jag, with another 50-50, W. Jag, with another 50-50 songs,
Lord have mercy, W. Jag, for real, with a 50, thank you.
I'm gonna go look over here because this is concerning.
I'm gonna hope that it's a scarecrow.
It's a scarecrow we're good unless this is Jeepers creepers now this is Jeepers creepers
spin-off we did but we're good we're gonna be all right all right let's look in here
I'm gonna see if we can find the key to this house.
Why don't you got no fl- oh, you got a lighter, never mind.
For those bones, see, see, this is the moment.
First off, I wouldn't even be out here to start with.
But if I did, that would be the moment that I'm instantaneously like,
yo, you know what, I'm gonna get up out of here real quick.
I don't like all these noises.
Is that blood on the floor? What?
Hello? Somebody living out here? I ain't trying to trespass on none. Jag would
another 50 again. W Jag would another 50 again. Oh my goodness. W Jag man. Wow.
Appreciate that Jag. Thank you. Appreciate that.
Okay.
You know at least they're like I don't notice any human bones. Now that right
right there is pretty concerning um good try buster okay yo i don't know who used to live
out here but I know I don't like it like a dollar store
yo that is a lot of noise bro
Can we take a moment to appreciate this lighter?
This lighter is better than most flashlights in Oregon.
I was about to say prepare yourself for a jump scare right there, but it happened before
where I can utter the words.
I saw some boards.
Why is that scarecrow missing?
My eyes are not deceiving me.
There was a scarecrow right there.
Fiddle stakes off, it's fiddle stakes, we're cooked.
Okay, I saw these boards,
so I'm assuming I used a crowbar here.
Yeah, genius!
It was in the shed with you, yeah, but I thought that was like a different one.
Lighter? Lighter, please, thank you. Okay.
Alright. Remember, we're looking for the key to the house, Chad. If you see a key, type of key.
I'm not seeing any key action yet.
What is this right here?
The house key is in a box across from the garage, somewhere by the silo.
Okay, W instructions, I appreciate them for that, thank you.
Because I was wondering where the key was, thank you.
Some could say this letter was the key to finding it.
Why does the main character act like you can't leave the lighter on while it's raining?
I was about to say, why don't bro leave the liner on out here, but it's raining.
Is there something in that silo?
The key.
Oh yeah, there is something in that silo.
What?
I'm out of here. I'm just gonna go get in the house. I don't think I'm gonna feel any safer in the house, but that's where I'm gonna go either way.
I think it's going to be in here, please.
There's a loading screen. That can't be good.
No, no, no, not outlast. No.
No, not like outlast, please.
goodness. Okay. You know, there's not many things more creepy than an abandoned mansion
in the middle of the woods at night when it's raining by yourself with no draw zone, which
I don't have right now. So, now logically there ain't gonna be nobody in here. It should be just us.
Can I light these candles? Oh my goodness, I can light the candles. Thank you so much. Can I go in here? No, I can't.
It looks like people was like, I don't know, there's a letter. Every time I send you that letter, I get a strange feeling.
is this the right thing to do? Should you really be here? They're just admitting they led me to
my death, by the way, and we're still not gonna leave. I like what? Rare with the fan. Thank you.
Oh, this place is creepy, man. Look how old these pictures are. Ain't nobody been here a year.
Dude, dude, stop.
Sometimes I feel like I hear something upstairs, so I take the ladder, set it up, and climb
up.
Big dog, just take the stairs, oh, you can't take the stairs, alright.
Hey, Chad, it's a fixer-upper.
Yo, happy 26th birthday, Jess, thank you.
Hey, Chad, look, it's a fixer-upper.
you know what I mean we can put we can flip this thing and put it on Zillow, maybe.
Yo, I thought that lamp was somebody peeking around the corner dog.
I was about to tweak.
Do I got to go in here? I guess I do. Okay.
I'm terrified this game looks so creepy man. Stop.
All right. This is open.
Oh
That's a lot of spiderwebs which means one
There's spiders and two nobody's been in here
In a very I'm about to puke bro. Oh
Bro what it needs three keys
Noted there's a no right here I get it. I said noted and then I turn around
Every lock has its own key, maybe you'll find the key to your past here as well, wait
my past, did I used to live here or something?
Well, let's go find these three keys, chat.
I'm scared. Close that. Close that for now.
Yeah, let's just get that closed for now.
I'll come back here later.
So...
Alright.
So that door is locked.
That door was also locked when I tried it.
So is there anything back here that I can...
What are you doing?
I need a ladder for this but the question is, you know, where would the ladder be?
Hey, is somebody in here?
Don't play with me!
was a ladder in the room that I was just in was there for real
oh okay
Oh, dude.
All right.
Well, chat.
Time to go upstairs.
Here goes nothing.
You're going to make, that ain't a cut scene.
You're going to make me climb up.
Why would you do this by yourself dude?
What are you doing?
Okay.
Okay, cut this cantaloupe, okay we got a ball, five one if you're scared, why would you
do this in general?
Yeah, that's true too, but even more than that, you know, by yourself especially, like
This is this is insane, buddy.
Now, going to explore like an abandoned place.
Now, the whole reason we're here is even creepy.
So this this character that we're playing as really has
has no survival instinct.
You know what I mean?
Rose got the survival instinct of like a piece of Texas toast or something.
Why did that open? I was kind of hoping it wouldn't.
Okay, do I go here first? I'm gonna go in this room first, alright? Rare with the tin. Thank you.
Oh, it's a bad thing. Looks like this was...
Oh, dude, it's got a double toilet. You can go do-do at the same time.
What's up with that?
This looks like it was a nice bathroom at one point, probably 50 years ago, but...
All right.
Is there anything in here that I need?
It doesn't appear that there is.
I bet this room will probably come into play later.
Yeah.
There's no reason that you're able to come in this room here.
So here we go.
It's a bedette all the day.
Hey, nothing jumped out and scared us right there, child.
I'm scared, man.
I'm in fear.
Another note.
Maybe it's all in my head.
there's actually no one here. Maybe I shouldn't have sent that letter. Yeah. Now you're questioning
yourself. You're saying, oh, I sent this dude to his death. I'm going to get 25 years to life.
You made your decision. That is a gigantic teddy bear, by the way. That thing is humongous.
Wow. That's a big old teddy bear.
Okay. Is there anything in here?
It doesn't appear that there is some book action.
This is blocking.
Why is there nothing in these rooms, chat?
I'm not missing something.
There's nothing in these rooms.
Get the teddy bear.
You can.
Am I just exploring just for fun?
Maybe this room's a hiding spot.
No, don't say that.
No, please no.
All right, well there was nothing in here.
What other candle?
Thank you.
All right, let's go back through here.
Yo, Jason.
Where did that noise just come from?
Yo, I am horrified.
Did that come from downstairs?
Bro, what?
go back to the teddy bear bro imagine it's gone imagine it's the chandelier swinging
no bro that sounded like somebody fell down three flights of stairs not teddy bears still
of chilling in here. Let's go back downstairs, I guess, and
investigate the horrific noise. We're obviously not in here alone,
Chad. Like, all hopes of that are just straight up gone at this
point. All right. Let's keep moving. All right. Let's go back
downstairs I guess. Type one if you're in fear for your absolute life right now.
Oh, this giant cabinet I guess just magically fell over on its own.
Looks like this room is open now.
I don't think I want to know what caused that.
Oh, crowbar here.
I got a crowbar in my bag.
Let me go grab that.
Please don't, Joe Scammy.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Thank you.
Thank you
W games so far for only throwing one jump scare at me. I appreciate them cuz they get cuz that game yesterday
I'm still recovering
Dollar store crowbar that thing looks cheap man
All right, here we go don't know why this is boarded up, but it can't be good
You make quick work of that.
Why is the fireplace running?
Oh yeah, Noss, somebody live in here.
Yeah, Noss!
Somebody is living in here buddy.
Sometimes I think I hear music as if this place is trying to tell me something. Listen closely.
I'm listening.
Sing us a song, you're the piano man, Sing us a song tonight,
Well, in the mood for a melody, then you...
Do I got to play that?
I did it!
Hey, how you doing? Oh, you gave me a key. Thank you!
How nice! Thank you so much! I'ma holler at you.
Yo, we're about to get jump-scared! I know it! I know it!
Oh, man. This gang is built for jump-scares, dude. You can just tell, like, the ambiance, the lighting, the house, the noises, the sounds, the door opening on its own.
I just heard somebody crying.
Look, there's somebody locked in here.
Yo, can we get that out of here?
I don't think I want to open this door because it sounds like something crazy in there.
Don't do it.
Wait the candles have a lifetime?
He told me about it.
I just heard a noise coming from upstairs, I think.
Dude, this is way, this game way too scary, bro.
You gotta stop.
I hear something upstairs.
I guess that's my cue.
I just heard a door creak open.
Dude, stop.
Well, we're going back up.
Todd with the five.
Thank you.
in my tweaking or is there like a line on in that room that ain't just a candlelight
buddy that's like a full-on light this place still got electricity what
What's this game called the last letter?
AKA we're dead.
To the noises they, it's just, those are noises you do not want to hear in an abandoned mansion
in the middle of the woods by yourself.
There was a light on in here to just, it just, it just, yeah.
Now there's nothing going on in here.
The light blue.
There's another note.
Another note.
The toys, they feel so familiar, but I just can't understand why and neither can you.
The toys they feel so familiar, but I just can't understand why and neither can you
That is rather creepy
Yeah, that is rather rather creepy
Okay, it looks like I got to bring them to like a dining table or something
Dude, I'm hearing doors. I'm hearing movement. I'm just hearing it, you know
stuff
Tea party yet I go have a tea party!
We're not having a tea party.
Case is dirty cheese during what the five get to thank you.
Scratch the tea party, the plans are off.
I hear somebody sobbing.
All right, I guess I bring maybe downstairs
is where I bring this.
Oh, oh, oh, that is, that's like right there.
That's like right there behind the door.
What are these noises, man?
Please, please, please, you just don't scare me.
Don't do it again.
You just got me.
Okay.
Hey, this teddy bear went in the middle, right?
Something?
Teddy bear?
Please?
Teddy bear.
If you don't want to go.
Right side, I can't even put it in.
Big dog, take a seat.
We're gonna have a tea party.
Please, please, no, don't do that.
Chad, I don't want to go on the table.
There ain't no hit box.
Hey, do you know where I can put this thing, you know?
No. Wait, is this not the right table?
Chat, this might not be the right table.
It looked like it was in the picture, though.
All right, let's go do further investigations here.
Even though all we're in that campus now.
Can I open this room now, maybe?
No, I cannot throw in the fire hold up I don't want to owe this game open.
This is the room chat this is the room that's the table there's definitely a
chopped up body in the bag right there a hundred percent there's a killer amongst
us. Kitchen is a tad bit disheveled, disheveled, disheveled. I don't know.
I'm gonna go back in there and grab the other one now.
Please don't, please don't.
I feel like I'm going to get jump scared every second of this game, bro, no joke.
Alright, really you going to move like that?
Time to go to the T-part.
Who is that?
Why is it crawling on the ceiling?
What's that wrong pipe?
I'm going to go ahead and bring this to the tea party now.
Where was the last one chat was the last one upstairs piece
That sounds like Freddy, hacking someone to death.
I'm going to go back upstairs real quick.
Is it the last doll that's there?
Let's go back up.
Yo, what is that?
I've been married a long time ago, where did you come from, where did you go, where did
you come from, got no go.
So you're going to stop, you're going to do that for five straight minutes and as soon
as I start catching a vibe, you're going to, you're going to stop.
You sit there doing that for like five minutes and as soon as I decide to catch a bomb you
won't do something like that.
Really?
Oh, this door is closed.
Oh, there's got to be something going on here.
Oh, somebody placed me a candle right here.
Thank you.
Oh, that, oh, that, that, that's a big doll right there.
All righty, last but not least, go back now, stairs, you can join the tea party, we're
about to throw it.
Magic conscious, that lady friendly.
No longer have a choice.
Oh, that's comforting.
How you doing, man? Is this your house?
I'm just trying to, you know, I don't know, I really don't know what I'm doing.
But I hope you don't kill me when I come down there. Thank you.
Imagine she's still standing behind the ladder when we go down.
She's right behind us, isn't she?
We're in the clear, baby.
We're in the clear.
Everybody relax.
It's deep morning time.
It's deep already time.
Boom!
Are y'all giving me a reward for that? Do I get a free key? Oh, here we go.
I think I saw someone. What if she's still here? Oh, she's definitely still here, buddy. I've seen her multiple times.
I hear somebody breathing in the next room over by the way, Chad.
Is this door over here open?
Okay, there is a hand sticking out of that door.
Oh, you're giving me a key.
Well, thank you so much.
I appreciate the generosity though, I do.
One more to go, Chad.
One more to go.
Who's holding the camera?
Wait, because we had a key in one hand and a lighter in the other.
Maybe it's a head-mounted camera.
Maybe we got like a GoPro thing on.
Or maybe it's one of those ones you can bite down on like store users in their parkour videos
They have like a GoPro that like a thing they can bite down on
The kids like POV shots of them running around doing flips on like buildings and stuff
Could be could be one of those
I hear strange sounds everywhere they're leading me but where to your demise
Metaglass is, well that may be weird to say, but I wish some things didn't exist, bro.
I see that she is a metaglass' supporter.
I don't know though, bruh.
Something about that just weirds me out.
Like, somebody can wear a pair of glasses, have a camera in it, and you don't even know.
Something about that just...
Something about that just don't zip right.
I don't know.
It's kind of weird.
Like, that's a little crazy man.
My whole life.
Is that what?
Crazy man, my whole life, is that what?
Now, unless it has an alarm on the glasses
with a speaker on the side saying yo, recording,
yo, recording, yo, recording, yo, recording,
then you know that's like, all right, well, I know at least.
Wait, did I read that note?
I did read the note.
I hear some noise, maybe that's coming from upstairs.
I mean it can be used for safety or catching criminals, yes, but it can also be used for
unbelievably creepy situations at the same time.
That's what I'm getting at.
Is the noise coming from in here?
Well, the noise is coming from in here.
You literally sit in front of a camera for a living.
You might be the dumbest person in here if you think that's anything similar.
No, not might.
You are.
No, you took that trophy today.
Dummy of the day, award.
What kind of a coral mansion?
Hold this next jump scare, Nick.
This ain't gonna get me.
I'm ready but I ain't scared of nothing.
What's this?
Closed doors can always be opened, you just need to understand how.
This dude thinks he's a philosopher.
Right Mike?
Oh we're Mike?
Alright.
We got a philosopher on our hands chat closed doors can always be can you stop crying?
You sound like a donkey giving birth or something.
Bro, what's wrong with you?
Oh, we got to spill out Mike in the blocks.
Okay, that one was a little creepy right there.
I'm not gonna lie, that one was a little creepy right there.
Yo, what is going on in that room?
Got some balksky action going.
M.
What is that, bro?
sounds like one of the creatures I created in horsey game when I'm running down the track.
Yo, what is going on in there? Okay, here's the cave right here. Remember, we gotta spell
Mike. I see one over there too. No, you can't come in here. I'm busy.
So we need the eye and the e-chat.
Well, I wasn't prepared for that one because I was laughing at the noise happening in the
other room.
Oh, there's the eye too.
We're good.
The mic.
Oh, there's the eye, too. We're good.
Mike.
Well, chat, we're about to see what's making this noise.
I can't see anything.
Oh, the last key.
Gee, thanks.
Okay, I was gonna say, did you take my lighter away?
Because I don't think I'm gonna be able
to make it back without that.
Thank you for not taking it though.
How polite.
All right, well that was sure something right there.
Let's go back downstairs chat and unlock this last lock.
I appreciate the ghost as well.
This ghost could have knocked my ladder down when I was upstairs this whole time and trapped
me up there, but it didn't do that and I appreciate it.
I just heard a disturbing laugh that was rather loud and creepy.
That was also loud and creepy.
Why isn't this door opening now? Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Why is that this door is open now?
Uh-huh. What is...
How the TV working?
I know this room she's closest here don't rush to open that door stop listen
can you feel it her perfumes feel lingers in the air like she never left
I've hung around long enough I'm gonna get up out of here thank you thank you
What does that even mean?
Hey, don't ask me!
How do I know?
Check the sound of something running up behind you in the dark.
It's so scary.
It's like that's actually no joke.
That is one of the scariest things in a horror game.
There's a sound of something running at you in the dark.
It is so bad.
It's so bad.
Oh Lord, please.
Let's just open this and see what's behind here.
Does that lead to a basement?
Oh, it better not.
Oh
Are you serious?
Stop!
Ah!
Bro!
Lider?
Lider, please, Lider.
Please, Lider.
What are you doing, Lider?
Get me out of here right now.
Get me out of here.
Literally, right now, this is so creepy.
Ugh.
Oh, man.
Ugh.
Who is that?
Brother, somebody over there! Hey!
Help me!
You better put in that application to Walgreens, kid. You ain't never gonna play the piano.
What are you doing?
Never mind. Yes, you will. You're gonna be the next, uh, whoever a good piano player is.
I was joking. I was trying to give you some inspiration. My bad, for real.
What is that? I'm out of here.
is something following me that sounds like the noise of something following me I'm not
gonna slow down. What is that?
Thank you.
Oh, man, y'all made that for me.
That's cool.
Y'all have my...
I have my...
So many words on the screen, my FPS dropped to 80.
I got this.
I got this I'm gonna read it. I got it if you're reading this
If you're reading this letter it means you're here again, and I remember everything now
I didn't leave those coordinates my accident
Divine with the 50 gifted W divine with the 50 gifted appreciate that divine W divine for real with the 50. Thank you
W divine
I knew you would come. You always do this house. You keep trying to convince yourself
This is your first time here, but it's not true
You grew up here every corridor every room every staircase. Wow. We our parents had motion on as a mansion
You remember all of it and you know why you keep coming back
You keep telling yourself that you see her that she's standing at the end of the hall that she's playing the piano again
That she's waiting for you, but you know the truth. There's no one here
She's been gone for many years. What you see is not a ghost. It's a memory you
cannot let go of. You return here again and again because you're afraid to
forget. Afraid that if you stop coming back she'll disappear completely. But the
truth is this house is not what's keeping her here. You are. And as long as you
keep returning you will never be able to leave. This is the last letter because
sooner or later you'll have to leave this house behind. And if you're reading
it means you finally remembered why you came. So what happened? Define what
another 20 gift at W. Define what another 20 gift that I appreciate you for
real. Define thank you. W. Define, thank, Define, thank you.
I didn't learn anything. I still have more questions than answers. That day, she gave
you a camera for your birthday. You smiled like it wasn't just a toy, but a way to hold
long the time since then you learned that you learned you never learned to
let go did I kill somebody did somebody die did I kill somebody
who the camera
well all right I appreciate this whole set up all right but I'm gonna get up
out of here. I gotta go. I'm a
hunger child. Alright.
Page two on the note. Oh, was there for real?
Page two.
No, I think it's just showing that.
Yeah, no, that's just sitting on the note, but everything's on the right hand side that I read.
So what are the odds they're gonna let me leave here alive?
Yeah, I meant what I said, you ain't never gonna play that piano. What are you doing in here?
You just over a hidden key you ain't even trying to play no song.
Hey give it up kid.
Right over here.
My bad no keep playing my bad.
No, I'm not gonna do that. No!
Well, at least there's light in here, because I do not have my lighter anymore.
I'd assert some noise.
Can I pull that lighter back out now, please?
Oh, that's okay. I still got some light.
Did I just get nailed in here?
I know you you you hurt something
I won't come back again if you let me leave.
Where are we going?
Wait, why am I going back?
Help!
We were sending the letters to our self!
Wow.
That's cool.
Bro came back again?
No way!
Bro just won't learn his lesson!
you
You
Lock in
Lock in!
This game will drop soon.
We'll see if the demo is good.
Yo, Samantha with the 5W, Samantha.
All units maxed out.
Lock in!
Yeah!
Hey!
I hope this is good we've got to find out
Now, name of this game is Airport Contraband Demo.
Looks similar to Contraband Police, and any game that looks similar to Contraband Police
has gots to be good.
all with the five thank you let's see
officer case I'm important for duty
oh that's one way to start it
What time is it? Oh, yeah, we get fired on our first day.
You don't lost your mind. Yo, Devine with another 20.
What, again? Go to the terminal right now.
Okay. Devine with another 20. W. Devine.
Sensitivity is absolutely unfathomable, by the way.
Let's go ahead and turn that down.
something like that right there apply graphics okay display oh no we got to
turn that up what you talking about apply yes oh it looks way better
Chairs are screened, Chair?
Yes.
So you know what that means, unfortunately.
The V-Sync nerds have won yet again.
something like that. Boom. Now we're good! Lock in. Looks like we're late on our first
day of work. Oh, this looks clean! Okay! What's this? Remember our deal, don't mess it up,
It'll be your last time.
Cheers.
What?
There's some kind of misunderstanding.
Sword it out.
Sword what out?
Can't afford any Christmas.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let me turn that up.
Let me turn that music volume down just a tad.
Some light.
Some light that right there.
Just turn it down just a tad.
Because the voice volume turned low.
Aw, I can turn this back up too.
OK, turn that up.
All right, music volume going out here, man.
Clean.
Yo, look as the capybara was.
Bro, chillin'.
Look at all.
All right, let me go to work.
I'm already late.
Where are you going?
Go straight to the terminal.
I'm workin' on it.
Caldora Airport.
Okay, this place... Oh! Oh, people been waiting! I'm so sorry!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, this dude! It looks like he's got a problem. What are you going to do?
How do I know he's got a problem?
I'ma just arrest him! What you talking about?
I hope you don't know what you're doing.
At least, someone wants a workbook. You can find it. Go see them, okay?
Okay, yes sir.
Okay.
What is going on here?
I just arrested somebody on my first day at work.
Okay, let's go over here.
What is happening?
I'm overwhelmed right now.
Yo, hey, yo, what, yo, chill out, are you, whoa, whoa, big dog, whoa!
Hello, are you there?
Oh, great. Now I have to hire a new one.
Whoa, don't you put my IP on it. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Dream Workers Company terms of service.
Yeah, I read that terms of service.
So did here you can acquire upgrades permanent for your future employees.
They will be saved even after the employees termination.
What you mean by termination?
Okay, I don't have any points right now.
Don't look like I'll have 18 points.
I am very overwhelmed.
What is happening?
Why?
I just bought that.
Am I stupid for that?
I don't know, but I did it.
Yo, this is some strike cinema, though.
We running a store or something?
I don't know.
I thought we was working at Air Force Security.
I
Am I the new
Chop chop new guy passengers are waiting. Yes, sir. What no training
They do this every time well, sir
You're a customs officer now. Go to the terminal, keep order.
I'm trying not to end up like the last one.
Well, buddy, trust me. I've been an officer at a contraband checkpoint for a long time now.
This is just a side gig for me here, buddy.
Okay. This is just a little side gig here. I know what I'm doing.
I know how to run a contraband station, Buster. You better believe me.
In the control you need to open the q-tape first
Yo divine with the 50 get the W divine with the 50 get the thank you
W divine
Okay, it looks like it way you the smoking here what?
Okay, there's people in here waiting for me to open the q-tape open the queue. We don't have no
Relax!
Some stations can be activated by proximity.
Try it out, got it.
Now go to initial train.
This is where passengers empty their pockets.
There!
Come on, let's go!
Wow, you just cut in line, big dog.
What's up with that?
Drop your stuff.
What is that?
Hover over an item to confiscate it, but only if it's restricted.
Is that restricted?
How would you know?
Check the handbook, open it on the item index.
This one is restricted.
You should confiscate the item, but let the owner go.
It's not a criminal offense.
it y'all understand that chat I understand that I have to confiscate it
but it's not like something I have to arrest them for okay sir I'm gonna have
to confiscate this knife right here you can't get on the plane with it sorry
yeah passenger this is how you manage passengers select the restriction
restriction. Why did I say that? Desired action by holding left click or pressing one. Scroll
to select a different action. Got it. I'm going to do a body search right here, big dog
pause. Oh, we do it over here. I would be right with y'all in a second. Give me a moment.
Well, well, well, well, buddy. Hover over each clothes part of the passengers body front and back.
Don't rush it. I think there is something else.
Nothing there, let me check on the back real quick, sorry, this is just regular procedure.
Be thorough.
I'm sure there is something else there.
I guess that's it turn off the lamp and send the passenger to the luggage search any items on a tray will return to their own
All right, sir, go ahead and go to luggage search you have a good day now
Head to the next station. Wait am I running that station to wait a minute?
Wait am I one man army out here these people gonna be waiting all day to get on a plane. Oh my goodness
All right, sir. You got anything in the box. I need to know about any weapons anything
You can move items freely from another suitray it's pretty convenient now
No, confiscate any restricted items.
I mean, I might be able to sell that thing on eBay.
Hold up.
Is a sort brush restricted?
Oh, I'm about to say.
Move to trade.
What item index?
There is something inside that shouldn't be there.
Check the item index if you're unsure.
Is it the cat mummy?
Cat mummy is restricted.
Well buddy look here you could have a blade or something in these baked goods
I'm gonna have to take that off your hands too. What am I? No that's legal
they're mine. What about the glasses? Necessities? Alright you're good.
There is something inside that shouldn't be there. Check the item index if you're
unsure. I already got it. Short brushes legal, baked goods are legal, glasses are
legal. Crabby with the tin, thank you!
Sir, there's nothing else in here. There is something inside that
shouldn't be there. Check the item index if you're unsure.
Oh, I have to confiscate it! All right, if you're positive, finish the control
and let this passenger go.
Sir, you are free to board the plane.
Thank you for your patience.
This is my first day here. You're good to go, sir.
Chop them. They're free to go.
You have a good day. All right. Have a safe flight.
Now check the rest of the plane.
Easy. I'll be watching you.
Now, if you ever feel lost, look at the station's plates.
They're right above you.
Okay. Thank you. Thank you, Jose.
Chewing gum that's legal tobacco pipe
Man
Hey, it's legal though. Hey, man, how you doing? I got to do a body search real quick come over here. Thank you
All right, man, this shouldn't take long at all here you
Ain't got nothing on you. That's gonna stab me right no sharp items note, ma'am
Man.
Man, come on.
Chad, do I got to?
Alright.
Man, I am- oh my goodness.
What? What is this?
Why is there socks what is going up?
Oh wait, Balaclava what you got that on for hold up.
Why you got one of those in there?
Alright man I'm just doing my job just remember that.
Okay you're good go ahead and go to lug it search for me.
Chat if there's something in there. I gotta see what it is brah
How you doing sorry
Alright ma'am, let me see what I got you look what you got your luggage real quick
Okay, you got a
Tourist flashlight. That's legal small perfume. That's legal and you got a hair comb
You are completely good to go ma'am. You have yourself a beautiful rest of your day
You have yourself a safe trip. Thank you so much. Bye. Bye
W security guard
That's what I'm talking about. How you doing would you drop on here top 100 excuses? I
Mean those are good, you know big dog. We gotta do what we gotta do a search with quick come on over there. Thank you
What's good, buddy?
Let's get this underway here.
All right.
What do you got right here?
Sir, why are you stashing a screwdriver in your shirt?
I'm going to have to confiscate that.
It seems you confiscate items you confiscate end up in your bag.
Check it out.
If you confiscate it either by accident, you can return it from here.
I won't be doing that.
If I confiscate some I'm gonna be selling that thing later. You got me you got me messed up
All right, sir anything else I need to know about what what is this right here? You already had some
I'm gonna let you keep that I'm gonna let you keep that even though I had lunch yet
I'm gonna let you keep that I'm gonna check the back real quick
Sandwich in the pocket sir like I don't think that's gonna be too good there. Oh
Oh, wow you ain't got nothing else on you head over to the luggage search real quick sir. Thank you. I
Know you at what you'll hear sighing about buddy. This is a procedure. I gotta go through
Don't be over here sighing in my ear like you got a problem with it
Cuz I can I can make sure you don't get on that plane, but
Why do you have a cucumber in here
But whatever I guess a necklace.
Hold up.
I might be able to.
Sunglasses legal and a soda is legal.
Unfortunately, you're good to go because I was looking.
I was looking to buy one of them.
They're selling one of the things but you're good.
Wow bro was excited.
Your performance affects the airport's reputation, which as it increases allows new tears to be unlocked.
check your scoreboard. Wait, which one am I? Each passenger's control gives a fixed amount
of reputation points, but every mistake. I got flawless on all three searches chat. I'm him.
Be careful not to reach the error margin. If you do, you lose airport HP. What?
When you lose all of them, you have to let, I have to let you go.
These are government regulations so we can get fired.
I ain't gonna let that happen.
Okay, let's put what you learned to the test.
Control the passengers who flew in without assistance this time.
Wait, what?
Okay, I can do that.
Lock in.
Just another day at the job, Jack.
You know what I mean?
Just another day at the job buddy.
Where's the passengers at?
Are they somewhere?
Chat, where's the passengers at?
This airport done fell off. There ain't nobody here.
Hey, it's an easy, oh, it's over there.
Oh, here we go.
I'm so sorry about that.
I'm so sorry.
Go ahead and come on in.
You should finish controlling passengers before your ship ends.
I got it.
Don't worry.
Here you can check if people are waiting in arrivals or departures.
So this is arrivals where I was at as departures and I'm running both departments, by the way.
Excuse me.
Wait, there's something I gotta do.
How you doing?
Alright.
You got a cucumber and you got a child spoon.
Both of those are good.
I gotta do a body search on you real quick.
Come over here.
How you doing, big doll?
Alright, let's just get this over with.
I don't want to be here just as much as you don't want to be here. All right, let's just make it quick
Okay, you got something down here. What's down here?
It was just band-aids
I thought it was gonna be something like illegal
Anyway, nothing up here. Let me check you around here. Sorry. What's up here?
a thing it's a back-o um it's legal though so you're good um anything else
here no nothing else you are good to go go over to the luggage search real quick
thank you
chat am I doing good I think I'm doing good
we got to go way over here like is it like we can't put the station a little
closer to that. It's good thing there are a million people sitting here waiting on us.
Alright, let me see what you got in the bag, sir. I'm going to have to take that cat mummy
off of you. I'm sorry, I got to take that round hat matches. I don't know if you can
You can take that. You can take matches on the plane.
That ain't my rule. You're good. You're good.
Chat. What? Alright, let's go search over here now.
now hey how you doing ma'am you doing okay today I sure do hope so
ma'am I fear I'm gonna have to take that off your hands right there thank you
though wrist watch is good pencil is also good come over here I gotta do a
body search real quick ma'am step ma'am step over here for me thank you
What's this do?
Okay turn off.
Alright ma'am quick little search and I'll be out of your hair, okay?
Okay what you got right here?
Ma'am why you got some tape stashed away?
I mean it's legal though so.
Alright you got anything else ma'am?
Nothing that I can see here.
Let me check here.
What is this?
Another wrist watch?
That's fine though.
All right, nothing there, nothing.
How do you switch hands?
Oh.
It's legal though.
Alrighty ma'am, head over to Baggage Search for me real quick, we'll get this handle,
thank you!
All righty, ma'am. I'm gonna do a quick little search and we're gonna see what you got. Short
cucumber binoculars. Ma'am, you are good to go. Thank you so much. You have a beautiful
Now go to your quarters and rest tomorrow. It's another working day. Yes, sir
w-hose
The music goes hard in this game though, oh look there's something on the ground
I
Need a helping hand check out the handyman
Regular supply of new products all pass on that. Thank you. No, yeah
I forgot to tell you our airport handyman came earlier. Oh, it's no choice. Let's meet you
These services can make work easier in many ways. Well, at least when it comes to machine
Okay, that that money ain't coming out of my pocket though, right?
Is the airport paying for that?
First off, we didn't even discuss no pay.
How much am I getting paid?
Cause I'm low key putting my life on the line out here.
On the line?
I tell ya.
You're doing charity work, no.
Chat, as much experience as I have in contraband police,
my pay grade gotta be.
Yeah, my pay grade is gotta be
There's gotta be up there because I got a lot of experience
You know what I mean
Why is bro ducked off back here, what do I got a crouched to get others a door over there?
Here's some spare change. Look at your own I yourself something nice kid
but don't expect such gifts again. Thank you. You gave me a hundred dollars. Every three days the
handyman has new perks for sale. They remain active until the current employee is fired or dies.
dies?
at which point they are reset, next employee will have to buy them again, so I'm just an
employee that can be replaced.
huh, I've been awakened.
shallow pockets, your hands work cleanly, reducing how often the minigame triggers?
No, I'm not worried about that swift hands efficiency improves each search now takes fewer hits
One slip is forgiven
What do we think chat oh?
Let's do this one large larger hit area for body search. We're doing that. Yeah easy
All right big dog. I appreciate that have a good one
Dude, the music is a bop!
Do I like the music?
Do you get the bleakie? I don't know, but I did see in the trailer somebody got tased. So I'm ready to get one of those real quick.
BEDTIME!
I got 500 XP, but what about the money?
Because am I really working for free here?
Everything was flawless chat, by the way, we went completely flawless here.
It's a new day.
Good morning. I ain't forgot to tell you earlier, but that local car turned to Carlos and Alhados.
They don't want various types of fevers. Whoa! Whoa, what you mean? Hold on now. I didn't... Whoa!
No, uh-uh! No, I'm good on that! No! No, uh-uh! Please, no! Hello, friend. We're looking for
to our new partnership starting today we'll be giving you various tasks to complete be sure
not to disappoint us not like you have a choice this year was not in the job description chair
for example for this test they want you to find confiscate and deliver them for toys
Okay, what are we what what kind of what are we talking here?
Task on the count is completed when they're fully finished no half measures
Sometimes you're gonna have to sacrifice your score at control to fulfill the requirements given by our friends
Yo, they're they're putting me in a crazy position here, bro. Are you serious?
Tacano's patience has its limits. If it drops to zero, so do you. So that's how we can die, huh?
All right, let's just handle our business here. Open that. Let's go open up. We're good.
We're good.
W employee, you see how I'm handling all my business?
The game volume in this game is extremely low, by the way, like I'm certainly low.
But it's just a demo of a steal.
Hey, how we doing today?
How you doing, ma'am?
See?
This is exactly what you're looking for.
Go on.
It's not you.
I can't do that.
This is her, this is her rubber chicken.
That would be evil.
I took it.
I'm sorry.
Look, I'm gonna die if I don't do it for real.
Socks and matches.
All right, man.
Let's go do a body search real quick.
It shouldn't take no time.
All righty, man.
Let's see what you got.
You ain't got nothing that's gonna stab me,
poke me or anything like that, do you?
Okay, let me see what this is.
Oh, Lord.
That's just key. Sorry, ma'am. I just had to see what it was. Oh my good glasses. Okay. That'll move the trade to nothing else here
All right, there's something there. Let me see what you got
Chewing gum that's fine too. All right, man. Let's go to bag and search real quick
Luggage search. Why don't you say in baggage baggage and luggage is the same though, right?
baggage and luggage
How you doing, ma'am?
Alrighty, I'm gonna check your baggage, your luggage real quick.
You ain't got nothing in here, I assume.
You have a 1997 Most Suspicious Tourist Award.
Alright ma'am, you're good to go.
You have a safe trip now.
Thank you.
What's good, big dog?
What you got?
Top 100 excuses and you have an egg.
Alright, let's go do a body search real quick, big dog.
Thank you.
She's gonna win the 2026 award as well.
All right, sir. Just real quick. Let's knock this out real quick. Okay, there's something here. Let me see what this is.
Parasizzers? That's restricted, sir. I got to take the pair of scissors. I'm so sorry, but it has to be done. What you got here?
Kisses. That can stay. All right. Let me check back here. Make sure you ain't got nothing. Okay, we got something right here.
something right here. Uh-oh, minigame.
I'm nip!
Sweet apple.
You're good there?
All right, sir, let's go to luggage, uh, search real quick.
And we'll get you out of here.
Thank you.
Four ply, four ply, four ply when I cry.
All right, sir.
I'll get this search real quick and you'll be on your way.
Thank you very much.
Okay, you got some wine.
Okay, you got that and you got a necklace.
You are also good to go.
You have a great trip.
Thank you.
I gotta go over here and handle this department now
because I'm a one man army handling both departments.
How are you doing today?
Wait, this is what he, wait and hold on.
I wanna take the leak, go ahead and leave, mother.
All right, now we got people waiting over here locked in we're good
Alrighty ma'am how are y'all doing all right, sorry about the wait voodoo doll
I'm so sorry. Don't don't report me. I'm so sorry come to the body search real quick. Let's get this done. I
Had to take that so I gotta deliver four toys to the other cartel
All right, ma'am, let's knock this out. This line ain't doing nothing, by the way. Look at all the light coming in.
This line ain't doing nothing. We're just doing this for the, uh, the, just the, just the, the vines, I guess.
All right, ma'am. Nothing up here. That's great. Okay. You have something back here that I see. Okay. You have two things.
What is this? Wrist watch? That's fine. And you have a battery? That's also fine.
All right, you're good to go man. Let's go to luggage search real quick and
While you're heading over there. I'm gonna handle this real quick. I'll be right with you. How are we doing today, ma'am? You have a built
Which is good binoculars, which is good head to the body search for me. Thank you
All right, ma'am, I'll make this really quick. Thank you
You have a map matches and deodorant you are so good to go you have nothing you have yourself a beautiful rest of your day
Thank you ma'am
Alrighty how we doing here. Let's just do this. Let's just handle this real quick. Oh lord have mercy what you got there
You have some matches. That's okay. That's not an issue here. All right nothing else here
Let me check back here real quick known with the five. Thank you
Okay, nothing here. Okay, you have something right here. What it
Is that what I think it was?
head to uh, head to luggage search now
Okay, you can pass me some chocolate, that's stupid.
Yes, pass me some, head over to the bottom side of the screen.
Alright, man, see what you got in here?
You have some shoes you have a baseball have to confiscate that I'm so sorry I have a debt
to pay I'm so sorry KD bar all right man you have a beautiful day thank you so much
Slayer with the five. Thank you
Okay, I have four things to get to the I
Have all four to bring to the
Alright man quick little body search will have you on your way. Let me see what this is
It's got to make sure of everything. Yeah, you know the job. Oh, you got a donut. That's okay. They don't want that
All right, what is this right here energy drink? That's fine. You can keep that. Let me check back here
What are you giving the cartel that too?
Perhaps I mean it that it said it was in the same category
They're definitely gonna kill me for that one
Alright, you have nothing else. Head to luggage search for me real quick, man. Thank you.
I ain't cut out for this job. I'm not going to lie. That is, that's, that's, whew.
You have a cleaver in here, I have to take that, you should already know, I mean come
on, flashlight and a rubber chicken, ma'am you are good to go, you have yourself a beautiful
night now.
I hope you remember about today's cartels.
Silver blade with the thong.
Hopefully the bus station do settle it with their die.
Wait, I have to hand deliver the toys I confiscated?
Oh, my god.
Give him the toys and we're finished.
Just take it.
Take it, please take it.
Please take it!
Let's do it.
One, two, three, four.
I
Go to your corner
First with his hand, thank you.
Hell, you did it.
We can sleep peacefully until they find out what was in there.
I stole stuff from him, but I had to.
I had to do it.
I'm scared.
I didn't get a wink of sleep last night.
That's crazy by the way oh that's the whole demo yo that was that was good that
They can have potential besides the big bin situation.
The big bin situation is kind of crazy.
Other than that, WDEMO.
Game of the year if you will
Like I was prepared for anything but that
And the fact that they named it the Big Ben.
Hello?
Alright y'all know what time it is.
Y'all already know what time it is.
Y'all already know.
Yeah!
Y'all already know!
I don't already know!
Lock it in track!
Yeah!
Come on!
Hey!
One!
Two!
Up!
I
What are we doing in this episode, Chad?
What are we thinking?
Do we try to make something faster than Clint?
The thing is, I don't know how.
Wait, I could try to find the buried treasure.
Imagine there's some crazy horse jeans.
Should I try to find the buried treasure?
Yo, Beezer with the five.
Okay.
Treasure map?
Let me see if I can find that.
I don't know where that could be.
That's right there, your band.
Nothing looks like that.
Somewhere near of Hervana.
Hervana.
This map does not make sense, bro.
Top right at KB!
Am I the only one that thinks this map makes absolutely no sense here?
Upside down, they wouldn't do down, okay?
Dude, nothing around here looks like that, like at all.
Man, forget the map.
I don't even want the map.
Yo, Alex with the five.
Thank you.
W. Alex.
Now I'm done with the map.
You got me messed up.
You are literally next to it?
Okay.
Dog.
What?
I
$5,000
That's it
Here we go.
The way with the five so chat how can we possibly make something that is faster than Clint right
right now.
And it's a DNA, I just don't know how I'm going to do that bro, that's like ridiculous.
Is there anything that I could combine with Clint to make him faster?
Wait a minute. Let's go back to the mutants real quick and see what they got.
That thing looks like a traco!
No.
Never mind.
Ah!
Yo, look at this thing.
Chad, look at this thing here!
We need a method to make let's just go
What do we do?
a sumo game for a rocket? So if we win a sumo match, we get a rocket. Where's sumo at?
Sumo at the circus?
I'm gonna load a lamp.
Clint wins this. Clint wins this 100% he does.
Why would Clint not win this?
Jack, give me a legitimate reason.
Why Clint would not win this?
Splook up!
Well, that was easy.
I didn't get a rocket.
Let me go let him sleep real quick.
It's a tournament?
Yeah, he's got to sleep this tired.
Ugly duckling can win that too, but ugly duckling is getting a little old.
Alright, let's take Lindeck.
Bring multiple horses, it doesn't have to be the same horse though.
Let's go for it.
That's a game in that everything he does, bro.
You know what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna make like four clans.
I'm gonna make like four clans here.
How many gloves do I need?
To get the rocket chat?
Can't.
Should I put a rocket in the DNA machine?
Or is that even possible?
We might be taking a step too far there.
There we go.
Boom.
Clip.
Boom.
Clip.
Boom.
Clip.
Boom.
Clip.
Boom.
Clip.
Boom.
Clip.
Boom.
Clip.
Boom.
Clip.
Boom.
Clip
Yes
Let them all sleep now let all the clits sleep now
Now.
Beautiful.
Thank you, sir.
All I have to do is we're gonna clint.
Clint.
The real clint.
Clint.
Chat, we gotta do, we gotta do out here.
Why does Bro look like a smaller version of Cluck?
Oh, he's not, never mind.
Go.
Oh man!
That poor creature dude!
One dub.
Two dub.
Three dub.
Got absolutely cooked.
Four dub.
Not only is Clint the fastest creature we've made so far,
also just the real Clint's turn.
A horse of course was that horse's name.
A horse of course, huh?
I wish I was case to share with the team gifted.
Thank you.
So chat, we need two more to- no.
That's a cow, by the way.
Put it on a car.
Wait a minute.
Put it on a car.
Wait a minute.
The chat, there's no more cars for sale.
Wait, I have a car in the retirement home, don't I?
I don't.
Clone the rocket?
I can't clone the rocket, Chad.
What do I do here?
I put it on a horse. Should I put it on one of them and then DNA extract?
Do you think we just created something?
A rocket isn't biological?
I know, but...
We all gotta sleep again, hold up.
I gotta go get more food too, wait a second.
Rocket and space.
Chad is no rocket like actually good
Let's see what this did first off
Hold on
Give me a second. Let me cook
Let's do this DNA group week. I have an idea
Shall I have an idea? Are you ready for the idea here in a second?
It's just Clint. It's just Clint. Wait, what is this?
Wait, what is this?
What's ones are the best? This? No, that's the best.
18. This is the best?
Oh, it's just showing them all!
Okay.
I have an idea.
I have an idea, champ.
Shhh, I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
Oh, that doesn't work.
Oh my goodness, could you imagine if it did, though?
Wait a second, Chad.
No stabilization here.
I think I forgot to do this.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.
I don't know why I'm looking at this.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.
Chad, do I have to shred?
Do I have to glue this one with the rocket now?
Hear me out.
Oh my goodness, hear me out right now.
Just rate him?
Wait a minute.
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Chat, wait.
There's so much.
You knock up that!
Let's see how fast this thing is.
Clean up the house I know!
I want to get the rocket, but I don't want to glue them because what if this thing is
fast?
Do you think this thing is fast?
No, yeah, no chance.
no chance. Put the rocket on
corn dog. Corn dog's just
too slow. Skates. I'm gonna do
skates. I'm gonna do it on one.
That's like a skates and a rocket
will be fast on any one. Here
we go. This can work.
I
We beat the game.
Yes!
Razer with the 5.
We're taking it to the res...
I see.
What is that name tricycle that's got three wheels?
Yeah, we beat the game.
And he talks!
What is he saying?
If I could have car DNA to breed this thing with and the rocket bro
Champions race you already know what's gonna happen here
That is unbelievable.
Chad, if I could find a car!
I didn't get my gift, it don't even matter at this point.
I should have though, probably.
You can buy one, and others no more for sale.
The gift was a truck, imagine?
What do we even, where do we even go from here?
Make a better wheel horse?
Is that even possible?
Let's see.
Maybe we need something else with wheels though, huh?
This has a wheel on it!
That thing's even built like a rocket!
Wait a minute!
Okay, you know what?
That's better size throw them out in the wild Chad it doesn't even matter
There's
It's literally built like a rocket!
Wait, why can this one live to 10?
Oh.
Oh, my God.
What a horse is hungry, bro.
Who?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No no no!
Oh no!
So chat what do we where do we even go from here Mike for real because this
thing tricycle too fast
What do I go to cure?
Chad, where's our house at that we can go to cure at?
Or not our house, but where's the house we go to cure?
Sweeties.
I'll pass it up for you.
You now have $62,000.
I'll formulate the cure.
Formulating.
Here it is.
Okay, okay, I'll do that.
Okay, I'll do that.
I'm cured!
Remarkable!
Thank you for playing horsey game!
My name's Justin Smith.
Oh my goodness, we're in the opposite side.
And I'm responsible for this game.
Show the credits, sweetie!
Game credits!
Shad.
Chad, this game is so good, bruh.
W devs for real!
W devs!
Chad, what a beautiful game.
What a beautiful game!
Chat, the tricycle was formulated. I knew it's like what are we gonna make faster than that?
Maybe I'll pick it back up again and see if we can do like a uh a whole new lineage on a whole new run
and see what happens
But W game though
You have to click the credits too.
Shout out Tater!
Who was the GOAT of it all?
Did something happen after these?
Go be your credits though.
Lord have- Lord.
Lord.
Oh lord.
Oh lord, oh lord.
Is there something after this?
On his face!
That it?
I was gonna let you keep free-roaming too!
Alright, we'll probably pick it back up again at some point too and see if we can create
something unbelievable, but I
don't know if we can ever create
something faster than tricycle.
What a game chat.
No joke.
Actual game of the year.
That was such a good.
I'm so glad we played that.
W game.
Great stream chat.
I love y'all man.
Hey.
Appreciate y'all for kicking it
with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift.
The subs don't know.
Bits follows in the course.
I appreciate all y'all for this
hanging out.
Hey, gonna have a good rest of
y'alls night.
tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. Love you tonight. Peace out y'all.