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That was a good one."}, {"start": 113.88, "end": 115.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 129.98, "end": 131.98, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 140.98, "end": 142.98, "text": " Cheers!"}, {"start": 143.88, "end": 145.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 167.44, "end": 171.54, "text": " Have returned once more yet again yet again once more again"}, {"start": 201.54, "end": 203.54, "text": " Blue hoodie!"}, {"start": 204.57999999999998, "end": 206.57999999999998, "text": " I repeat"}, {"start": 207.22, "end": 214.5, "text": " Blue hoodie yo sky with the file and just to prove that this is a blue hoodie"}, {"start": 218.73999999999998, "end": 220.73999999999998, "text": " There you go buster"}, {"start": 222.01999999999998, "end": 224.01999999999998, "text": " This is indeed"}, {"start": 224.57999999999998, "end": 226.57999999999998, "text": " A blue hoodie"}, {"start": 227.78, "end": 229.78, "text": " Up in here"}, {"start": 229.78, "end": 234.28, "text": " Thank you. Thank you. Hey."}, {"start": 238.28, "end": 241.28, "text": " Hey. Thank you."}, {"start": 243.28, "end": 246.78, "text": " Chad, how's everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10? Let me hear it, huh?"}, {"start": 247.78, "end": 250.78, "text": " How's everybody's day going?"}, {"start": 252.28, "end": 255.28, "text": " Did y'all have a good weekend?"}, {"start": 257.28, "end": 258.28, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 259.78000000000003, "end": 266.78000000000003, "text": " I got you. Did you?"}, {"start": 266.78000000000003, "end": 270.78000000000003, "text": " Yo, so that's one of my uh uh uh"}, {"start": 270.78000000000003, "end": 272.78000000000003, "text": " mods eating uh beans. Thank you. I"}, {"start": 272.78000000000003, "end": 275.78000000000003, "text": " got you. Thank you beans. Yo,"}, {"start": 275.78000000000003, "end": 277.78000000000003, "text": " Adam with the thousand bits. You"}, {"start": 277.78000000000003, "end": 279.78000000000003, "text": " said you'd never go on a plane."}, {"start": 279.78000000000003, "end": 283.78000000000003, "text": " What about a cruise? Uh yeah, I"}, {"start": 283.78000000000003, "end": 287.78000000000003, "text": " probably consider a cruise. I"}, {"start": 288.50000000000006, "end": 293.8, "text": " Cuz it reads a certain level of the cruise. It's like I I'm ready to get off"}, {"start": 295.58000000000004, "end": 297.58000000000004, "text": " Go drop me off somewhere"}, {"start": 300.58000000000004, "end": 302.58000000000004, "text": " You know what I mean"}, {"start": 303.86, "end": 307.6, "text": " GG say y'all ever been on a cruise man"}, {"start": 310.82000000000005, "end": 312.82000000000005, "text": " Some cruise action"}, {"start": 317.78000000000003, "end": 336.26000000000005, "text": " No, me either. Yes, it's fun. 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Oh, hey, case, what better way to end my birthday with watching"}, {"start": 411.7, "end": 415.7, "text": " stream also of my 11 month resell can I get a happy birthday from you yo happy"}, {"start": 415.7, "end": 421.86, "text": " birthday Christy Chateau Christy happy birthday happy birthday Christy w"}, {"start": 421.86, "end": 425.74, "text": " Christy wait what is this is this a tattoo"}, {"start": 425.74, "end": 427.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 436.66, "end": 440.98, "text": " That's it, huh you actually got a kitty vape tattoo"}, {"start": 443.58, "end": 450.18, "text": " You got a queso and kitty vape tattoo you actually did it that's low-key kind of hard"}, {"start": 450.18, "end": 470.98, "text": " not gonna lie that's low-key kind of hard hey hey it may be a vape it may be a vape"}, {"start": 470.98, "end": 474.42, "text": " It may be a vape, but it's clean."}, {"start": 475.82, "end": 480.82, "text": " Not gonna lie, it may be a vape, but it is clean."}, {"start": 481.82, "end": 482.74, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 484.98, "end": 485.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 488.14000000000004, "end": 490.82, "text": " Case I got a new cat today and she looks like Kitty."}, {"start": 490.82, "end": 491.66, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 495.18, "end": 496.02000000000004, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 498.54, "end": 500.78000000000003, "text": " Don't know cat look like Kitty."}, {"start": 500.78000000000003, "end": 503.78000000000003, "text": " Kitty is, kitty is the cat."}, {"start": 507.78000000000003, "end": 509.58000000000004, "text": " Kitty is the cat."}, {"start": 514.98, "end": 518.08, "text": " The, the cat."}, {"start": 520.28, "end": 521.58, "text": " It's all bad with the five."}, {"start": 521.58, "end": 522.58, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 523.48, "end": 525.38, "text": " Chad, what'd y'all do this weekend, man?"}, {"start": 526.58, "end": 527.58, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 528.1800000000001, "end": 530.28, "text": " Did y'all, did y'all do anything?"}, {"start": 530.78, "end": 535.78, "text": " Did you do anything at all? Like anything?"}, {"start": 537.62, "end": 540.06, "text": " Mods band of people saying work y'all know y'all line"}, {"start": 541.6999999999999, "end": 543.6999999999999, "text": " Quit"}, {"start": 543.6999999999999, "end": 545.6999999999999, "text": " Quit with all the"}, {"start": 550.76, "end": 552.76, "text": " Quit with all the"}, {"start": 555.66, "end": 557.66, "text": " Loud in here"}, {"start": 560.78, "end": 562.78, "text": " Oh, no, I bent it"}, {"start": 567.78, "end": 573.1999999999999, "text": " Bro, these things are durable to no joke these things are durable man"}, {"start": 574.6999999999999, "end": 577.3199999999999, "text": " Like durable for real ski"}, {"start": 580.66, "end": 589.3399999999999, "text": " Yo appreciate that way WA with a thousand this that's a OG viewer right there been fatherless since April 17th of 2023 oh my good"}, {"start": 590.78, "end": 596.3399999999999, "text": " Oh, wait, Ray is the guy that's always coming here saying play granny VR for the past four years. Yeah"}, {"start": 599.3, "end": 602.62, "text": " Yep, it's you"}, {"start": 605.78, "end": 607.78, "text": " It's you"}, {"start": 608.42, "end": 615.14, "text": " For the past four years bro been doing that tell about some play granny VR never"}, {"start": 615.14, "end": 629.54, "text": " Never. Never. VR give me a head a head a yo Jailer with the five. W Jailer with the five."}, {"start": 629.54, "end": 637.6999999999999, "text": " You should check out the demo to Bab Teast on Steam. Bab Teast. You better not be recommending"}, {"start": 637.7, "end": 644.7, "text": " be some slop right now. You hear me? You better not be recommending me no slop."}, {"start": 654.7, "end": 655.7, "text": " Install."}, {"start": 660.7, "end": 661.7, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 667.7, "end": 669.7, "text": " It's really creepy."}, {"start": 674.1800000000001, "end": 677.3000000000001, "text": " Is this the house? 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That's kind of creepy."}, {"start": 691.38, "end": 695.3000000000001, "text": " Are you the one who opens the door to surrender to you?"}, {"start": 695.3000000000001, "end": 697.3000000000001, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 703.6200000000001, "end": 705.6200000000001, "text": " Yo, that's creepy for real"}, {"start": 714.98, "end": 716.98, "text": " Don't tell me what to do"}, {"start": 716.98, "end": 724.34, "text": " It's just a doll, Tom."}, {"start": 724.34, "end": 734.74, "text": " This kind of straight cinema."}, {"start": 734.74, "end": 738.1800000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 738.1800000000001, "end": 742.66, "text": " I'll download the demo."}, {"start": 742.66, "end": 744.4599999999999, "text": " I'll put it in the bag."}, {"start": 747.4599999999999, "end": 748.66, "text": " Check that didn't look bad at all."}, {"start": 748.66, "end": 749.16, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 755.06, "end": 756.36, "text": " That didn't uh,"}, {"start": 758.16, "end": 760.66, "text": " that really didn't look bad at all."}, {"start": 763.26, "end": 764.36, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 764.36, "end": 765.66, "text": " I look pretty good."}, {"start": 765.66, "end": 775.18, "text": " two gigs aren't that bad y'all know I'll be struggling with storage space y'all know me"}, {"start": 775.18, "end": 782.6999999999999, "text": " y'all know me I'll be struggling with storage space buster it's bad"}, {"start": 782.7, "end": 787.7, "text": " Bad."}, {"start": 787.7, "end": 791.7, "text": " Bad, buddy."}, {"start": 791.7, "end": 795.7, "text": " What are they?"}, {"start": 795.7, "end": 797.7, "text": " Yo, depth nurse, 1,000 bits. Hey, case my son."}, {"start": 797.7, "end": 800.7, "text": " And I got four new baby chickens today."}, {"start": 800.7, "end": 802.7, "text": " Can you name them for us?"}, {"start": 802.7, "end": 809.7, "text": " Four new chickens?"}, {"start": 809.7, "end": 810.5400000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 815.1400000000001, "end": 817.74, "text": " You got four new baby chickens."}, {"start": 817.74, "end": 819.58, "text": " You want me to name them things, huh?"}, {"start": 822.0400000000001, "end": 822.88, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 829.88, "end": 830.72, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 839.7, "end": 848.7, "text": " Chattanooga is too basic low-key. Chattanooga is low-key too basic for a chicken."}, {"start": 852.7, "end": 866.7, "text": " Chick-fil-a? Let's go-wah! Let's go! Let's do-wah!"}, {"start": 869.7, "end": 874.7, "text": " Let's do a while."}, {"start": 874.7, "end": 879.7, "text": " I'm thinking!"}, {"start": 879.7, "end": 887.7, "text": " Let's go a while."}, {"start": 887.7, "end": 894.7, "text": " Let's go a while."}, {"start": 894.7, "end": 896.7, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 900.7, "end": 902.7, "text": " Hold on, I'm thinking, man!"}, {"start": 907.7, "end": 908.7, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 910.7, "end": 911.7, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 912.7, "end": 913.7, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 918.7, "end": 919.7, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 921.7, "end": 923.7, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 924.7, "end": 929.7, "text": " Let's go one, shiftie with the five."}, {"start": 932.22, "end": 934.7, "text": " Oh, Pickle, yeah, name one of them Pickle."}, {"start": 936.46, "end": 940.46, "text": " Name another one, William."}, {"start": 945.1, "end": 947.26, "text": " Pickle, William."}, {"start": 950.98, "end": 952.5, "text": " And then go."}, {"start": 955.6600000000001, "end": 959.3000000000001, "text": " Virtual pass with the five and then go"}, {"start": 969.86, "end": 974.38, "text": " Salmonella because you can get salmonella from eating raw chicken"}, {"start": 975.9000000000001, "end": 977.9000000000001, "text": " So you got William"}, {"start": 978.98, "end": 980.98, "text": " pickle"}, {"start": 981.5, "end": 983.5, "text": " Salmonella"}, {"start": 983.5, "end": 988.5, "text": " Oh no, no, let's go sal. Sal."}, {"start": 993.5, "end": 997.5, "text": " Go sal and then Billy."}, {"start": 1000.5, "end": 1004.5, "text": " So you got Pickle, William, Sal and Billy."}, {"start": 1013.5, "end": 1015.5, "text": " I like that"}, {"start": 1017.66, "end": 1020.78, "text": " Sad do y'all not mess with that right there. I think that's great"}, {"start": 1022.62, "end": 1024.62, "text": " Personally"}, {"start": 1025.74, "end": 1028.78, "text": " I think that's I think that's great right there. I do"}, {"start": 1031.66, "end": 1033.82, "text": " That is a great group of names"}, {"start": 1035.98, "end": 1037.98, "text": " For them chickens"}, {"start": 1037.98, "end": 1043.6200000000001, "text": " All right, we're going to Sal Pickle Billy William Squilliam"}, {"start": 1044.5, "end": 1046.92, "text": " Now instead of William go squilliam"}, {"start": 1048.7, "end": 1052.96, "text": " Yeah, Sal Pickle Billy and squilliam oh"}, {"start": 1057.66, "end": 1059.66, "text": " Man"}, {"start": 1062.94, "end": 1064.94, "text": " Oh man"}, {"start": 1067.98, "end": 1072.98, "text": " Yo, Tom with the 5,000 BFW time."}, {"start": 1072.98, "end": 1073.98, "text": " Yo, what up case?"}, {"start": 1073.98, "end": 1074.98, "text": " My family are big fans."}, {"start": 1074.98, "end": 1076.98, "text": " We look forward to watching your streams every night."}, {"start": 1076.98, "end": 1078.98, "text": " And on Saturdays, we're lost without you."}, {"start": 1078.98, "end": 1081.98, "text": " Thanks for being the back to back game board a year."}, {"start": 1081.98, "end": 1082.98, "text": " I want to put you on some new music."}, {"start": 1082.98, "end": 1084.98, "text": " You can check out the song 2.0 by BTS."}, {"start": 1084.98, "end": 1085.98, "text": " Let me know what you think."}, {"start": 1085.98, "end": 1086.98, "text": " Ben, I got you."}, {"start": 1086.98, "end": 1088.98, "text": " Yo, appreciate you, Tom, for the 5,000 BFW time"}, {"start": 1088.98, "end": 1089.98, "text": " and the family as well."}, {"start": 1089.98, "end": 1091.98, "text": " W. Tom, thank you."}, {"start": 1091.98, "end": 1095.98, "text": " Tom.com, matter of fact."}, {"start": 1095.98, "end": 1096.98, "text": " Yo, bitter with the five."}, {"start": 1096.98, "end": 1099.06, "text": " Thank you bitter with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 1100.74, "end": 1103.78, "text": " Chat you can't go nugget bruh nugget is too"}, {"start": 1117.66, "end": 1119.66, "text": " Common"}, {"start": 1119.66, "end": 1129.26, "text": " Nugget is too common of a name for a chicken."}, {"start": 1129.26, "end": 1143.7, "text": " You just see a chicken and go, haha, I'mma name him Nugget, no, no."}, {"start": 1143.7, "end": 1146.66, "text": " You need to be more creative."}, {"start": 1146.66, "end": 1152.8200000000002, "text": " Okay, you do."}, {"start": 1152.8200000000002, "end": 1162.9, "text": " I think the four names that I gave were good, right, Chad, don't you think?"}, {"start": 1162.9, "end": 1167.78, "text": " Yo Ray with another thousand bits, W Ray with another thousand bits, hey Kaysha's like no,"}, {"start": 1167.78, "end": 1171.22, "text": " I sent some extra bits but I don't know, I really don't know, I was gonna say something"}, {"start": 1171.22, "end": 1173.22, "text": " else but I really don't know now."}, {"start": 1173.22, "end": 1176.26, "text": " Oh yeah, Jack, get a job."}, {"start": 1176.26, "end": 1178.54, "text": " I'm pretty sure I know what you were going to say, right?"}, {"start": 1178.54, "end": 1180.22, "text": " You were going to tell me to play Granny VR."}, {"start": 1186.28, "end": 1186.78, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 1195.5, "end": 1197.18, "text": " Are you ready to see this right here?"}, {"start": 1197.18, "end": 1200.66, "text": " Chad, are you ready to see this?"}, {"start": 1200.66, "end": 1202.22, "text": " Are you ready to see this right here?"}, {"start": 1202.22, "end": 1202.78, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 1202.78, "end": 1217.78, "text": " play granny VR. We're back in we're back in 2025. Bro got Bro got packed up. Bro was spamming Lord have mercy. Wow."}, {"start": 1217.78, "end": 1228.26, "text": " play granny VR word 11 5 2025 all it goes way more to trust me it does JJ with"}, {"start": 1228.26, "end": 1243.78, "text": " the five play granny VR 11 3 20 25 granny 9 28 20 25"}, {"start": 1243.78, "end": 1249.78, "text": " Okay, that that was that bro was feeling good this day right here"}, {"start": 1249.78, "end": 1258.3, "text": " Um, Merry Christmas play granny VR. This is December of"}, {"start": 1258.3, "end": 1264.94, "text": " two thousand and twenty four by the way not two thousand twenty five no not two thousand"}, {"start": 1264.94, "end": 1278.62, "text": " twenty five two thousand and twenty four okay okay yo mark with the with the with the 25 gifted"}, {"start": 1278.62, "end": 1285.98, "text": " w mark with the 25 gifted and hello with the five w mark for real with the 25 lord have mercy"}, {"start": 1285.98, "end": 1306.82, "text": " I appreciate you. Anyway. Anyway. Play Granny VR 11 2024. Granny VR. Yeah, I'm surprised"}, {"start": 1306.82, "end": 1312.22, "text": " you did not get packed up right here. That is a miracle that you didn't buddy. Play Granny"}, {"start": 1312.22, "end": 1331.9, "text": " V. R. 924 2024 chat. It just keeps going. Look, we're all the way back 825 2024. Look,"}, {"start": 1331.9, "end": 1333.5400000000002, "text": " How long does it go back?"}, {"start": 1337.14, "end": 1340.7, "text": " Wait, were you done by, you weren't doing it in 2023, huh?"}, {"start": 1341.5400000000002, "end": 1343.5, "text": " Yes you were."}, {"start": 1345.38, "end": 1350.38, "text": " Grammy VR, 1214, 2023."}, {"start": 1362.8600000000001, "end": 1364.8600000000001, "text": " Bro got banned"}, {"start": 1374.8200000000002, "end": 1376.8200000000002, "text": " Literally banned bruh"}, {"start": 1378.94, "end": 1385.3000000000002, "text": " Graify dude how far oh my goodness dog"}, {"start": 1385.3, "end": 1395.36, "text": " Oh my goodness dude. We're back in 914-2023 talking about some granny VR. That's actually"}, {"start": 1395.3600000000001, "end": 1416.0800000000002, "text": " on rail dude oh man is it way is it gonna be three years"}, {"start": 1425.3600000000001, "end": 1440.4, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 1440.4, "end": 1449.8400000000001, "text": " This is back when I was streaming on TikTok too."}, {"start": 1449.8400000000001, "end": 1453.0200000000002, "text": " Bro wasn't saying it back then."}, {"start": 1453.02, "end": 1470.46, "text": " three years ago."}, {"start": 1470.46, "end": 1473.02, "text": " What was your first ever message in here?"}, {"start": 1473.02, "end": 1475.3799999999999, "text": " Wow, this is an OG right here, Chad."}, {"start": 1475.3799999999999, "end": 1479.58, "text": " This is actually like OG, OG."}, {"start": 1479.58, "end": 1488.54, "text": " like oh gee hold up"}, {"start": 1490.6999999999998, "end": 1497.4199999999998, "text": " first ever message was 422 2023 which was just over three years ago bro looks"}, {"start": 1497.4199999999998, "end": 1500.54, "text": " like the dad off a brave"}, {"start": 1509.58, "end": 1524.6999999999998, "text": " What are what are we chat chat? What are we man?"}, {"start": 1529.4199999999998, "end": 1530.1399999999999, "text": " What are we?"}, {"start": 1532.78, "end": 1536.6999999999998, "text": " How did this goober get VIP in here by the way? I don't understand that"}, {"start": 1536.7, "end": 1539.7, "text": " I'm going to be right back."}, {"start": 1539.7, "end": 1541.7, "text": " Yo, eating beans with the thousand bits. Thanks for"}, {"start": 1541.7, "end": 1543.7, "text": " checking out my tattoo. My dad also wanted me to mention"}, {"start": 1543.7, "end": 1546.7, "text": " we've been to Arkansas multiple times for vacation"}, {"start": 1546.7, "end": 1549.7, "text": " because he got obsessed. My husband and cats also say hi."}, {"start": 1549.7, "end": 1553.7, "text": " Oh, y'all went on vacation in Arkansas. Where'd y'all go?"}, {"start": 1553.7, "end": 1556.7, "text": " It had to have been hot springs."}, {"start": 1556.7, "end": 1560.7, "text": " That's the only place people go on vacation in Arkansas."}, {"start": 1560.7, "end": 1562.7, "text": " Got to be hot springs"}, {"start": 1566.64, "end": 1572.74, "text": " Walmart museum. Oh, yeah, Chad. I forgot Walmart was invented from a doof mark. It's all yeah"}, {"start": 1573.14, "end": 1578.98, "text": " Walmart's from Arkansas. Everybody always talks crazy about Walmart, bro. Walmart's from Arkansas, bro"}, {"start": 1579.42, "end": 1581.74, "text": " Everybody always talks crazy about that, but it is"}, {"start": 1583.6200000000001, "end": 1585.1000000000001, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 1585.1000000000001, "end": 1587.74, "text": " Sam Walton y'all have heard of Sam's Club"}, {"start": 1587.74, "end": 1593.02, "text": " club. That's the guy that created Walmart went and made another one called Sam's Club."}, {"start": 1593.02, "end": 1604.3, "text": " So for everybody always says, oh, Arkansas ain't got nothing. Walmart came from Arkansas."}, {"start": 1604.3, "end": 1615.1, "text": " So just saying, just saying, Evanescence is from Arkansas."}, {"start": 1615.1, "end": 1616.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1616.1, "end": 1624.4199999999998, "text": " Yeah, Evanescence is from Arkansas."}, {"start": 1624.4199999999998, "end": 1628.54, "text": " Anonymous with the TN."}, {"start": 1628.54, "end": 1629.86, "text": " Yo Art, what a thousand bits."}, {"start": 1629.86, "end": 1633.5, "text": " Hey Casper, girlfriend Chris's birthday this Tuesday, we bought it over your videos on"}, {"start": 1633.5, "end": 1637.1, "text": " YouTube and watch them every night. I was wondering if you wish her happy 21st birthday."}, {"start": 1637.1, "end": 1643.3, "text": " Your happy 21st birthday, Kristen. Thank you. Your happy 17th birthday as well stars. Thank"}, {"start": 1643.3, "end": 1653.94, "text": " you stars. Happy birthday stars. Chad. Y'all be hating on Arkansas too much. Y'all be"}, {"start": 1653.94, "end": 1659.22, "text": " hate on Arkansas too much bro y'all ain't like ain't nothing in Arkansas"}, {"start": 1663.18, "end": 1672.18, "text": " why y'all be hating on Arkansas huh"}, {"start": 1672.18, "end": 1674.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1687.38, "end": 1692.38, "text": " Did you know there's a place in America where you can walk into a plowed field find a diamond"}, {"start": 1695.38, "end": 1702.02, "text": " And legally put it in your pocket or the deep beneath the streets of a bustling city water is boiling at"}, {"start": 1702.18, "end": 1707.7, "text": " 143 degrees, surfacing after a journey that began when the Roman Empire was still at its"}, {"start": 1707.7, "end": 1708.8600000000001, "text": " height."}, {"start": 1708.8600000000001, "end": 1715.22, "text": " Arkansas is often dismissed as a quiet, rural interior, a simple patch of green on the map."}, {"start": 1715.22, "end": 1719.1000000000001, "text": " But look closer, and the illusion of simplicity collapses."}, {"start": 1719.1000000000001, "end": 1724.5800000000002, "text": " This is a land of geological paradoxes, mountains that run the wrong way, ground that once rang"}, {"start": 1724.5800000000002, "end": 1729.5, "text": " church bells a thousand miles away, and a river so pristine, it was protected before"}, {"start": 1729.5, "end": 1732.06, "text": " the idea of a national river ever existed."}, {"start": 1732.06, "end": 1732.56, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 1732.56, "end": 1736.4, "text": " From the quartz capital of the world, to the hidden dark matter history of the Delta."}, {"start": 1736.4, "end": 1736.9, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 1736.9, "end": 1737.4, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 1737.4, "end": 1740.9, "text": " The natural state has more up its sleeve than just pine trees in open-roader history of the Delta."}, {"start": 1740.9, "end": 1741.4, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 1741.4, "end": 1743.1, "text": " I've pretty sure I've literally been in that water right there."}, {"start": 1744.4, "end": 1748.6, "text": " The natural state has more up its sleeve than just pine trees in open roads."}, {"start": 1749.0, "end": 1751.4, "text": " That's what they call me, the Arkansas expansion buddy."}, {"start": 1751.4, "end": 1755.6, "text": " 50 of the most surprising facts about Arkansas that you probably never knew."}, {"start": 1755.6, "end": 1756.6, "text": " I bet I knew it."}, {"start": 1756.6000000000001, "end": 1760.1000000000001, "text": " Fact 50, Arkansas is far from flat."}, {"start": 1760.1000000000001, "end": 1762.0000000000002, "text": " If you look at a topographical map,"}, {"start": 1762.0000000000002, "end": 1765.92, "text": " Arkansas is split almost perfectly in two by a diagonal line."}, {"start": 1765.92, "end": 1768.5600000000002, "text": " To the southeast lies the flat alluvial plain"}, {"start": 1768.5600000000002, "end": 1771.3200000000002, "text": " of the Mississippi Delta, but to the northwest,"}, {"start": 1771.3200000000002, "end": 1773.0800000000002, "text": " it's a vertical world."}, {"start": 1773.0800000000002, "end": 1774.8000000000002, "text": " Nearly half the state is dominated by the-"}, {"start": 1774.8000000000002, "end": 1776.8200000000002, "text": " I've been there 12 years ago, I've been right there,"}, {"start": 1776.8200000000002, "end": 1777.8000000000002, "text": " walking on it."}, {"start": 1777.8000000000002, "end": 1780.6000000000001, "text": " Interior Highlands, a region of rugged plateaus"}, {"start": 1780.6000000000001, "end": 1784.4, "text": " and craggy peaks that defy the flat south stereotype."}, {"start": 1784.4, "end": 1785.5800000000002, "text": " It's one of the few places"}, {"start": 1785.58, "end": 1790.58, "text": " between the Appalachians and the Rockies, where the elevation change is enough to create its own weather patterns."}, {"start": 1791.58, "end": 1794.58, "text": " Fact 49. Two mountain ranges in one state."}, {"start": 1795.58, "end": 1797.58, "text": " To have both, fact 48."}, {"start": 1798.58, "end": 1803.58, "text": " Older than the Watson Wind and Rain, Hot Spring Yellowstone, this minicond is a geographic anomaly."}, {"start": 1804.58, "end": 1810.58, "text": " In 1832, 40 years before Yellowstone was even a concept, Congress set aside the hot springs here for federal protection."}, {"start": 1811.58, "end": 1814.58, "text": " This makes it the oldest unit in the National Park system."}, {"start": 1815.58, "end": 1817.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1819.74, "end": 1822.82, "text": " Also the only national park located within the city's downtown"}, {"start": 1831.46, "end": 1833.3, "text": " Actually dead"}, {"start": 1833.3, "end": 1838.74, "text": " I know exactly what this because if you turn right go down this sidewalk you go up here a little bit"}, {"start": 1838.74, "end": 1843.5, "text": " There's another fountain right there Bob got water out this out this spring, dude"}, {"start": 1843.5, "end": 1846.54, "text": " Dude, get serious, I did."}, {"start": 1846.54, "end": 1850.58, "text": " Just one of them bathhouses, and this is big old motel world,"}, {"start": 1850.58, "end": 1852.58, "text": " and gangsters used to hang out at."}, {"start": 1855.38, "end": 1858.1, "text": " Half House Row blends gilded age architecture"}, {"start": 1858.1, "end": 1860.1, "text": " with the raw heat of the earth."}, {"start": 1860.1, "end": 1863.38, "text": " Fact 46, rainwater from the ancient past."}, {"start": 1863.38, "end": 1864.98, "text": " Not a TV stand with a sign."}, {"start": 1864.98, "end": 1866.58, "text": " The water in the house is heated by volcanoes."}, {"start": 1866.58, "end": 1870.26, "text": " Instead, it's the result of a massive geological radiator."}, {"start": 1870.26, "end": 1872.3, "text": " Rainwater falls on the nearby mountains"}, {"start": 1872.3, "end": 1873.82, "text": " and see 6,000 feet."}, {"start": 1873.82, "end": 1875.6599999999999, "text": " You're like, give him a little rain."}, {"start": 1875.6599999999999, "end": 1878.5, "text": " The world's only paroled by the fact it was far."}, {"start": 1878.5, "end": 1880.4199999999998, "text": " Man, give us some interest, bro."}, {"start": 1880.4199999999998, "end": 1882.54, "text": " Fact 43, rain is the bad line."}, {"start": 1882.54, "end": 1883.98, "text": " Man, stop throwing back some."}, {"start": 1883.98, "end": 1885.3799999999999, "text": " The park does bind under soy."}, {"start": 1885.3799999999999, "end": 1887.3, "text": " Arkansas is walk from the North Korea"}, {"start": 1887.3, "end": 1889.3799999999999, "text": " and Shijin producer to the river."}, {"start": 1889.3799999999999, "end": 1891.78, "text": " In 1972, the Buffalo National River."}, {"start": 1891.78, "end": 1893.06, "text": " I've been there."}, {"start": 1893.06, "end": 1894.26, "text": " Yo, hybrid with the TN."}, {"start": 1894.26, "end": 1896.46, "text": " Thank you, W. Hybrid with the TN."}, {"start": 1896.46, "end": 1898.34, "text": " So I'm trying to show y'all, what?"}, {"start": 1899.52, "end": 1901.0, "text": " See, it's boring, bro."}, {"start": 1901.0, "end": 1906.78, "text": " He's going over all the boring stuff first. What you call my in the first river in the US miles through the heart of the Ozarks"}, {"start": 1906.78, "end": 1911.5, "text": " I've been here. I've been right there and it behaves exactly as it did 10,000 years ago"}, {"start": 1912.06, "end": 1916.72, "text": " Rising and falling with the seasons carving limestone bluffs that stand as tall as skyscrapers"}, {"start": 1917.5, "end": 1919.96, "text": " Fact 40 the limestone cathedrals"}, {"start": 1920.3, "end": 1925.0, "text": " The bottom of the menu of stuff in the set for Arkans over to foulography below the hole in the"}, {"start": 1925.0, "end": 1927.0, "text": " Blanchard's"}, {"start": 1929.44, "end": 1931.44, "text": " For the US Forest Service"}, {"start": 1931.76, "end": 1939.12, "text": " Fact 37 the Great Eastern Wall the Mississippi River defines Arkansas. It's not as boring as he's making it out to be bro"}, {"start": 1939.12, "end": 1945.1, "text": " Just give him a minute. Yo Jake snake with the hundred gifted subs Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 1946.16, "end": 1951.92, "text": " W Jake snake with the hundred gifted subs. Oh my goodness"}, {"start": 1951.92, "end": 1959.8000000000002, "text": " W. Jake Snake for real with the hunt done. Thank you. What did you just say?"}, {"start": 1959.8000000000002, "end": 1967.52, "text": " Livy Jean? Lame Tennessee better for having Dolly Parton alone? Oh Livy Jean!"}, {"start": 1967.52, "end": 1972.92, "text": " Johnny Cash is from Arkansas! Dice up! Johnny Cash with Livy Born like right up"}, {"start": 1972.92, "end": 1976.48, "text": " in here somewhere! Right around here wherever Dice is! What are you talking"}, {"start": 1976.48, "end": 1978.48, "text": " about"}, {"start": 1986.88, "end": 1991.84, "text": " eastern border but it also defines its soil for millennia the river flooded"}, {"start": 1991.84, "end": 1996.4, "text": " depositing a little silt that created some of the most fertile farmland on earth"}, {"start": 1996.4, "end": 2000.96, "text": " this is why the delta looks like a different world the river literally built the ground from the"}, {"start": 2000.96, "end": 2007.46, "text": " the mountains right there too fact 36 the 9700 mile network Arkansas is a"}, {"start": 2007.46, "end": 2014.82, "text": " state of moving water because Arkansas sits where the planes meet the"}, {"start": 2014.82, "end": 2019.58, "text": " mountains and the swamp meets the forest it's a biological collision zone you"}, {"start": 2019.58, "end": 2023.94, "text": " can find cactus growing on rocky glades that you can't find that everywhere few"}, {"start": 2023.94, "end": 2027.8600000000001, "text": " miles from orchids in a humid bog this creates a level of"}, {"start": 2027.8600000000001, "end": 2031.66, "text": " The rivals much larger states like California or Texas"}, {"start": 2032.3400000000001, "end": 2039.5000000000002, "text": " Fact 33 tornadoes in terrain. What are we to Arkansas use the most power severe foot late rock beneath our, California?"}, {"start": 2039.5000000000002, "end": 2046.5800000000002, "text": " I'll send my entire eastern sea will see if you look at the rocks in the Ozarks because 350 million years ago"}, {"start": 2047.0600000000002, "end": 2050.1, "text": " Arkansas was a chance of a more overall reef and seafloor"}, {"start": 2050.1, "end": 2055.98, "text": " Well, it was thrust in North America almost every mountain range the appellations the Arkansas run east to west"}, {"start": 2055.98, "end": 2058.14, "text": " Why are you talking about mountains and water, bro?"}, {"start": 2058.14, "end": 2059.82, "text": " Actually, talk about why it's cool."}, {"start": 2059.82, "end": 2061.1, "text": " Capital of the world."}, {"start": 2061.1, "end": 2063.66, "text": " Containment, prisms, office, open world was a hype."}, {"start": 2063.66, "end": 2065.66, "text": " Sure, first, Arkansas is honed over..."}, {"start": 2065.66, "end": 2066.22, "text": " Well, that..."}, {"start": 2066.22, "end": 2067.42, "text": " Fact 26."}, {"start": 2067.42, "end": 2068.86, "text": " The 2000 spring state."}, {"start": 2068.86, "end": 2069.5, "text": " Fact."}, {"start": 2069.5, "end": 2072.14, "text": " Arkansas is honed over 2000 natural springs."}, {"start": 2072.14, "end": 2072.62, "text": " Fact."}, {"start": 2072.62, "end": 2073.82, "text": " These aren't just puddles."}, {"start": 2073.82, "end": 2074.46, "text": " They're massive."}, {"start": 2074.46, "end": 2076.14, "text": " You don't go over here and look at a spring, bro."}, {"start": 2076.14, "end": 2077.82, "text": " It's where the groundwater breaks the surface."}, {"start": 2078.46, "end": 2079.66, "text": " Mammoth's spring in the north..."}, {"start": 2079.66, "end": 2080.06, "text": " I've been there."}, {"start": 2080.06, "end": 2082.46, "text": " ...goes at a rate of 9 million gallons per hour,"}, {"start": 2082.46, "end": 2085.82, "text": " creating an entire river instantly from a single hole in the earth."}, {"start": 2085.82, "end": 2091.94, "text": " Facts 25 the sound absorbing canopy because of the density of the pine oak forest"}, {"start": 2091.94, "end": 2096.1200000000003, "text": " It's making it look like there's nothing but trees and stuff here like dog. What is this video?"}, {"start": 2098.54, "end": 2102.7000000000003, "text": " The last migratory corridors in the big woods of old woodpecker"}, {"start": 2104.7000000000003, "end": 2106.1400000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2106.1400000000003, "end": 2112.48, "text": " Think he did though. I think I saw I've revealed woodpecker a few months ago though. No joke. I was like, yo wait a minute"}, {"start": 2112.48, "end": 2118.54, "text": " It's likely extinct, the fact that the grail bird was sought here proves that Arkansas swamps"}, {"start": 2118.54, "end": 2122.38, "text": " are some of the last truly impenetrable wildernesses in the lower 48."}, {"start": 2122.38, "end": 2124.14, "text": " Thanks, I've been there for you."}, {"start": 2124.14, "end": 2131.46, "text": " The green estate from orbit, in the height of summer, satellite NDVI, or no-well-n-n-a-remains-up-the-pine-barrens-and-fire."}, {"start": 2131.46, "end": 2132.46, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 2132.46, "end": 2134.46, "text": " This is crazy!"}, {"start": 2134.46, "end": 2136.46, "text": " This is crazy!"}, {"start": 2162.46, "end": 2166.62, "text": " Arkansas is where the humid air from the Gulf of Mexico meets the dry air from the"}, {"start": 2166.62, "end": 2167.62, "text": " saw-web conflict."}, {"start": 2167.62, "end": 2171.56, "text": " It's nearly 50 inches of rain a year on tiny stems of stone."}, {"start": 2171.56, "end": 2176.38, "text": " They look like they were balanced by hand, but they're simply the result of Papadal."}, {"start": 2176.38, "end": 2181.96, "text": " Flat geography and clay pan soil of the Arkansas Delta make it the perfect place for rice."}, {"start": 2181.96, "end": 2184.46, "text": " The soil holds water like a bathtub."}, {"start": 2184.46, "end": 2188.86, "text": " Because of this specific geography, Arkansas produces nearly half of all the rice grown"}, {"start": 2188.86, "end": 2190.14, "text": " in the entire United States."}, {"start": 2190.14, "end": 2193.74, "text": " Hey, y'all wouldn't have none of that rice y'all's eatin'."}, {"start": 2197.66, "end": 2198.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2208.72, "end": 2209.22, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2215.22, "end": 2216.22, "text": " That's cool!"}, {"start": 2220.14, "end": 2222.14, "text": " The trail of tears"}, {"start": 2223.06, "end": 2225.8199999999997, "text": " Arkansas geography is a proper witness to history"}, {"start": 2226.3399999999997, "end": 2229.58, "text": " Almost every major route of the Trail of Tears passed through the state"}, {"start": 2230.3399999999997, "end": 2232.3199999999997, "text": " Everybody knows this was to Arkansas"}, {"start": 2232.3199999999997, "end": 2235.98, "text": " Oh, yes, it's rivers and swamps made the journey even more difficult"}, {"start": 2235.98, "end": 2238.18, "text": " This is who they talk about chat. This is who's talking about nature"}, {"start": 2239.22, "end": 2241.54, "text": " Chalk-taw and Chickasaw people being moved west"}, {"start": 2242.3399999999997, "end": 2244.8599999999997, "text": " Fact 13. Is this a joke? No"}, {"start": 2246.7, "end": 2248.7, "text": " He's getting to the"}, {"start": 2250.14, "end": 2257.42, "text": " The darkest skies the Buffalo River and the Washington National Forest are some of the few remaining dark sky regions in the south"}, {"start": 2257.42, "end": 2259.42, "text": " fact in a world of light pollution"}, {"start": 2259.64, "end": 2264.92, "text": " Arkansas offers a window into the geography of the stars. Thanks. You go look at the stars from a good angle"}, {"start": 2266.58, "end": 2272.24, "text": " Possible of us river valleys are deep and humid tops remain clear from a peak like Mount magazine"}, {"start": 2272.24, "end": 2274.7799999999997, "text": " You can look down on the mirror rivers"}, {"start": 2274.7799999999997, "end": 2275.3399999999997, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2275.34, "end": 2281.82, "text": " Because many Arkansas rivers flow over solid rock rather than mud. They're incredibly clear on a windless morning"}, {"start": 2281.82, "end": 2284.42, "text": " Look, this a river is clear"}, {"start": 2287.82, "end": 2292.98, "text": " The current or the 11-point act as perfect mirrors doubling the geography of the bluffs"}, {"start": 2294.26, "end": 2300.3, "text": " Fact 10 the man-made seas almost all of Arkansas's large facts 10"}, {"start": 2300.3, "end": 2311.34, "text": " I think I've been there I've been everywhere the man made see what you say what did you"}, {"start": 2311.34, "end": 2316.6200000000003, "text": " just say I don't know I'm not convinced to go we'll just wait I mean it bruh"}, {"start": 2316.6200000000003, "end": 2322.7000000000003, "text": " so shouls our man made to spanned much of the stepery cliffside in Arkansas is a"}, {"start": 2322.7000000000003, "end": 2329.02, "text": " library of a world that existed before it even opened fact date the highest point"}, {"start": 2329.02, "end": 2331.72, "text": " Mount Magazine is the highest point in Arkansas."}, {"start": 2331.72, "end": 2333.52, "text": " Yeah, Mount Magazine, bruh!"}, {"start": 2333.52, "end": 2336.52, "text": " It wasn't set because it's rock was harder than the surrounding hills."}, {"start": 2336.52, "end": 2339.52, "text": " It's fact seven. The land is still moving."}, {"start": 2339.52, "end": 2345.52, "text": " Erosion in the Ozarks continues at a measure and saw is slowly quietly being washed into the Gulf of Mexico."}, {"start": 2345.52, "end": 2346.52, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 2346.52, "end": 2348.52, "text": " Further from a paved road in a-"}, {"start": 2348.52, "end": 2349.52, "text": " Wait, what did he just say?"}, {"start": 2351.02, "end": 2354.52, "text": " For a year, the Buffalo River carries tons of limestone toward the Mississippi."}, {"start": 2354.52, "end": 2358.52, "text": " Arkansas is slowly quietly being washed into the Gulf of Mexico."}, {"start": 2358.52, "end": 2366.12, "text": " Mexico. Oh, GG. It's over with. Fact six, the remote wild. There are parts of the Ozark"}, {"start": 2366.12, "end": 2370.16, "text": " National Forest where you can be further from a paved road that almost anywhere in the eastern"}, {"start": 2370.16, "end": 2375.56, "text": " United States. You can't do that nowhere else. Fact five, the magnitude of the Delta. The"}, {"start": 2375.56, "end": 2380.84, "text": " Arkansas Delta is part of the largest alluvial plane in the world. It's your latest. You"}, {"start": 2380.84, "end": 2384.92, "text": " know what that means? The scale is so massive it can be seen as a distance. Because of its"}, {"start": 2384.92, "end": 2389.7200000000003, "text": " rugged terrain and high rainfall to ours the the living history of the land the"}, {"start": 2389.7200000000003, "end": 2394.52, "text": " geography of Arkansas created the land in Arkansas the interstate whether"}, {"start": 2394.52, "end": 2398.52, "text": " you're holding a diamond that formed 100 miles below ground we're standing on a"}, {"start": 2398.52, "end": 2403.12, "text": " mountain that watched Panjia break apart Arkansas is a place where deep time is"}, {"start": 2403.12, "end": 2407.2400000000002, "text": " visible deeper than what's number one fire was number one it's a landscape that"}, {"start": 2407.2400000000002, "end": 2412.0, "text": " our story get ready for that one saw is only one piece of the puzzle if you"}, {"start": 2412.0, "end": 2416.28, "text": " We found the natural state surprising. You won't believe the geological secrets hiding"}, {"start": 2416.28, "end": 2420.8, "text": " in our deep dives into the super volcanoes of Wyoming or the shifting moonscapes of"}, {"start": 2420.8, "end": 2421.56, "text": " South Dakota."}, {"start": 2442.0, "end": 2452.6, "text": " There's more to do than that."}, {"start": 2452.6, "end": 2457.6, "text": " You can do everything in Arkansas that you can do anywhere else."}, {"start": 2457.6, "end": 2466.48, "text": " I just want to tell you that."}, {"start": 2466.48, "end": 2468.0, "text": " You'll have your early birthday chaos."}, {"start": 2468.0, "end": 2468.84, "text": " Thank you chaos."}, {"start": 2468.84, "end": 2470.48, "text": " WKL appreciate you."}, {"start": 2485.64, "end": 2487.52, "text": " It's okay to admit that it's a boring place."}, {"start": 2487.52, "end": 2489.36, "text": " No, well, Joe, Joe, you're a living gene."}, {"start": 2489.36, "end": 2491.0, "text": " You just typed your first message in here"}, {"start": 2491.0, "end": 2492.08, "text": " about 15 minutes ago."}, {"start": 2492.08, "end": 2493.32, "text": " You're on thin ice already."}, {"start": 2493.32, "end": 2494.16, "text": " I promise you."}, {"start": 2496.48, "end": 2512.8, "text": " Hey, yo, Livy Jean."}, {"start": 2512.8, "end": 2515.48, "text": " Yo, Livy Jean."}, {"start": 2515.48, "end": 2522.48, "text": " You won't be an ice."}, {"start": 2522.48, "end": 2548.48, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 2548.48, "end": 2550.48, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2559.0, "end": 2561.0, "text": " Got some taco action"}, {"start": 2566.96, "end": 2568.96, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2572.56, "end": 2575.4, "text": " Yo dealing with the fire preset you dealing with the fire"}, {"start": 2575.4, "end": 2580.8, "text": " All right, what else we got in here nothing nothing"}, {"start": 2583.6800000000003, "end": 2585.6800000000003, "text": " Nothing else"}, {"start": 2586.12, "end": 2588.12, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 2591.7200000000003, "end": 2593.7200000000003, "text": " I got the orange juice out"}, {"start": 2595.2400000000002, "end": 2597.44, "text": " Locked in about the one and done it watch me"}, {"start": 2598.7200000000003, "end": 2601.56, "text": " Chat watch me about the one and done it up in here"}, {"start": 2601.56, "end": 2615.92, "text": " watch. Hey, watch me. Have you ever been to Georgia? Then somebody replied to that and"}, {"start": 2615.92, "end": 2636.56, "text": " said Georgia sucks. Look, man, it's all the same. Okay. It's all the same. Come to Canada?"}, {"start": 2636.56, "end": 2643.36, "text": " No, I ain't going nowhere. Check it's bro. It's just like, all right, there's a Walmart"}, {"start": 2643.36, "end": 2650.32, "text": " over here there's a there's a mall there's something over here somewhere to eat over here"}, {"start": 2651.04, "end": 2656.88, "text": " there's something over here there's something else over here it's like bro you can find that in any state"}, {"start": 2662.48, "end": 2664.08, "text": " it's all the same bro"}, {"start": 2664.08, "end": 2664.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2669.92, "end": 2670.7599999999998, "text": " Go to Hollywood?"}, {"start": 2670.7599999999998, "end": 2672.72, "text": " I'd rather die than go over there."}, {"start": 2672.72, "end": 2673.72, "text": " What you call my?"}, {"start": 2680.56, "end": 2681.56, "text": " Go there fool."}, {"start": 2686.16, "end": 2687.56, "text": " I'm crazy with it."}, {"start": 2687.56, "end": 2694.56, "text": " Somebody said go to Colorado."}, {"start": 2694.56, "end": 2705.56, "text": " You gotta be kidding me!"}, {"start": 2705.56, "end": 2715.56, "text": " I'm there, though!"}, {"start": 2715.56, "end": 2720.56, "text": " You don't actually consider moving to Colorado because I think it's one of the least human states, ain't it?"}, {"start": 2720.56, "end": 2725.56, "text": " I was like, man, what's one of the least human states in Colorado?"}, {"start": 2725.56, "end": 2727.56, "text": " I was like, man, like go up there."}, {"start": 2734.56, "end": 2737.56, "text": " Not that I'm going to, but I was like, I was like considering it."}, {"start": 2738.56, "end": 2741.56, "text": " Because I hate humidity, buddy."}, {"start": 2741.56, "end": 2748.56, "text": " I hate humidity."}, {"start": 2748.56, "end": 2755.56, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 2755.56, "end": 2765.56, "text": " Chat, chat, but you gotta remember, bro, that besides weather, it's the same."}, {"start": 2765.56, "end": 2770.56, "text": " You know, I appreciate you."}, {"start": 2770.56, "end": 2772.56, "text": " Uh, Jake, Snake, W, Jake, Snake."}, {"start": 2772.56, "end": 2774.56, "text": " Thank you, Jake."}, {"start": 2774.56, "end": 2776.56, "text": " That's true, Cheeky."}, {"start": 2776.56, "end": 2778.56, "text": " Thank you, Cheeky."}, {"start": 2786.56, "end": 2789.56, "text": " Yeah, you got a Walmart in your state."}, {"start": 2791.56, "end": 2794.56, "text": " You got a mall in your state."}, {"start": 2794.56, "end": 2797.56, "text": " Yeah, so does Arkansas."}, {"start": 2809.56, "end": 2810.56, "text": " What the heck, Juva?"}, {"start": 2810.56, "end": 2812.56, "text": " Oh, no, they hit the queen."}, {"start": 2812.56, "end": 2813.56, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 2813.56, "end": 2814.56, "text": " Did they die?"}, {"start": 2844.56, "end": 2851.56, "text": " I'm crazy with it."}, {"start": 2851.56, "end": 2870.56, "text": " Bro, they keep shooting things that are trying to kill me."}, {"start": 2900.56, "end": 2930.4, "text": " I'd rather die trying to look cool than not look cool."}, {"start": 2930.4, "end": 2939.6800000000003, "text": " not die. Then that's what I chose. And it didn't work out."}, {"start": 2946.1600000000003, "end": 2948.88, "text": " Call dropped on like you a little bit. I ain't trying to"}, {"start": 2949.88, "end": 2956.6800000000003, "text": " what a camera going to foggy. There it is. There's a call"}, {"start": 2956.68, "end": 2962.68, "text": " I'm gonna drop that. That's that's gonna be on the one I do though."}, {"start": 2962.68, "end": 2966.68, "text": " Kobe. Clean."}, {"start": 2969.68, "end": 2974.68, "text": " Alright y'all, I'm gonna be for real this time. I'm gonna be for real this time."}, {"start": 2974.68, "end": 2981.68, "text": " Which I was being for real there, but a mistake happened."}, {"start": 2986.68, "end": 2997.68, "text": " No, watch this move."}, {"start": 2997.68, "end": 3023.68, "text": " They call that one the K-Soul, baby!"}, {"start": 3023.68, "end": 3026.68, "text": " Everybody call that what the case though buddy!"}, {"start": 3026.68, "end": 3028.68, "text": " Everybody calls it that!"}, {"start": 3044.68, "end": 3045.68, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3048.68, "end": 3050.68, "text": " Locked in this time."}, {"start": 3050.68, "end": 3061.3199999999997, "text": " I want you to bookies for the first time in a brisket with sus."}, {"start": 3061.3199999999997, "end": 3066.56, "text": " Yeah, that was somebody's aunt you ate."}, {"start": 3066.56, "end": 3077.3599999999997, "text": " I hope you feel bad about it."}, {"start": 3077.36, "end": 3078.36, "text": " Let's get it."}, {"start": 3081.36, "end": 3082.36, "text": " Wah."}, {"start": 3087.36, "end": 3088.36, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3088.36, "end": 3106.48, "text": " I was trying to I was trying to"}, {"start": 3106.48, "end": 3112.08, "text": " I was trying to trick somebody almost died for it."}, {"start": 3142.08, "end": 3149.08, "text": " Oh, banana!"}, {"start": 3149.08, "end": 3158.08, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 3158.08, "end": 3168.08, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 3168.08, "end": 3170.08, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 3170.08, "end": 3171.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3171.08, "end": 3172.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3172.08, "end": 3173.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3173.08, "end": 3174.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3174.08, "end": 3179.08, "text": " Oh, I got the world record on this map."}, {"start": 3179.08, "end": 3193.08, "text": " I got it literally last time I played Fall Guys, that was the time before that."}, {"start": 3193.08, "end": 3194.08, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 3194.08, "end": 3203.2799999999997, "text": " I really, I'm the current world record holder for this map like right now, literally no"}, {"start": 3203.2799999999997, "end": 3212.2799999999997, "text": " joke."}, {"start": 3212.2799999999997, "end": 3222.2799999999997, "text": " I'm for, I'm actually for real."}, {"start": 3222.28, "end": 3248.28, "text": " They don't build them like me no more!"}, {"start": 3248.28, "end": 3272.28, "text": " That was one of my slower ones right there, but it's alright."}, {"start": 3272.28, "end": 3290.6800000000003, "text": " That was one of my slower runs right there."}, {"start": 3290.6800000000003, "end": 3292.6800000000003, "text": " Barrelly made it"}, {"start": 3299.8, "end": 3301.8, "text": " Barrelly made it"}, {"start": 3307.4400000000005, "end": 3309.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, I'm getting off"}, {"start": 3315.32, "end": 3318.28, "text": " Bro why you want to give me this map man?"}, {"start": 3320.6800000000003, "end": 3336.7200000000003, "text": " I know the future, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 3336.7200000000003, "end": 3339.7200000000003, "text": " I know what every door holds before it's broken."}, {"start": 3357.5200000000004, "end": 3358.7200000000003, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 3366.7200000000003, "end": 3376.7200000000003, "text": " I hate this map so bad, bruh."}, {"start": 3376.7200000000003, "end": 3385.7200000000003, "text": " Starting with the five."}, {"start": 3385.7200000000003, "end": 3387.7200000000003, "text": " What a nerd."}, {"start": 3387.7200000000003, "end": 3390.7200000000003, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 3390.7200000000003, "end": 3395.7200000000003, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 3395.7200000000003, "end": 3401.7200000000003, "text": " What a nerd, man."}, {"start": 3401.7200000000003, "end": 3405.84, "text": " Literally the worst map in the game."}, {"start": 3405.84, "end": 3406.84, "text": " Finals map?"}, {"start": 3406.84, "end": 3408.4, "text": " Yeah, I think so."}, {"start": 3408.4, "end": 3409.6400000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3409.6400000000003, "end": 3413.96, "text": " I think that right there is like, yeah, the worst finals map in the game."}, {"start": 3413.96, "end": 3414.96, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 3414.96, "end": 3415.96, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 3415.96, "end": 3416.96, "text": " I do think that."}, {"start": 3416.96, "end": 3417.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3417.96, "end": 3418.96, "text": " Gotta be."}, {"start": 3418.96, "end": 3419.96, "text": " It's gotta be."}, {"start": 3419.96, "end": 3423.0400000000004, "text": " Like I said, I don't think it should be a finals map."}, {"start": 3423.04, "end": 3426.88, "text": " I think this should be a finish line like qualification map."}, {"start": 3426.88, "end": 3428.96, "text": " Like, oh, if this amount of people make it through,"}, {"start": 3428.96, "end": 3430.8, "text": " you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3430.8, "end": 3437.8, "text": " Get out of my way."}, {"start": 3437.8, "end": 3446.8, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3446.8, "end": 3472.8, "text": " Well, I got grab right there and it messed my whole route up."}, {"start": 3472.8, "end": 3477.1000000000004, "text": " Wait, that's new tech."}, {"start": 3477.1000000000004, "end": 3479.44, "text": " That's gotta be the quickest way to do that, bro."}, {"start": 3479.44, "end": 3481.8, "text": " No joke, that's new tech."}, {"start": 3481.8, "end": 3494.92, "text": " Shit, that's gotta be new tech."}, {"start": 3494.92, "end": 3502.78, "text": " There's no way there's any faster way to get past that right there."}, {"start": 3502.78, "end": 3513.76, "text": " You'd be in first if it was not because I was already behind going into it."}, {"start": 3513.76, "end": 3518.7400000000002, "text": " Set this new tent, bruh."}, {"start": 3518.7400000000002, "end": 3521.1000000000004, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 3521.1000000000004, "end": 3528.94, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 3528.94, "end": 3532.7400000000002, "text": " I still haven't learned the premium route for this but I know my route good enough that"}, {"start": 3532.7400000000002, "end": 3548.6600000000003, "text": " I can call on it as you can tell I'm not the right now yes"}, {"start": 3622.7400000000002, "end": 3629.7400000000002, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3629.7400000000002, "end": 3636.7400000000002, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3636.7400000000002, "end": 3643.7400000000002, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3643.7400000000002, "end": 3671.9, "text": " Yeah! Locked in. Buster. Locked in, Buster. Hello? It's kinda awkward. What's going on?"}, {"start": 3671.9, "end": 3673.1, "text": " Why did that take so long?"}, {"start": 3680.3, "end": 3682.9, "text": " Chad, why did that take so long out there?"}, {"start": 3686.62, "end": 3687.82, "text": " Do y'all have an answer?"}, {"start": 3690.82, "end": 3691.6600000000003, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3697.5, "end": 3699.9, "text": " I didn't get the best spawn ever, but it's okay."}, {"start": 3701.9, "end": 3708.9, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 3731.9, "end": 3746.06, "text": " stupid RNG map that map is all RNG bro and you know it's not RNG you want to"}, {"start": 3746.06, "end": 3751.82, "text": " watch that RNG because there are epic games employees controlling the"}, {"start": 3751.82, "end": 3764.38, "text": " cannons shooting them at me."}, {"start": 3764.38, "end": 3774.1000000000004, "text": " There are, there are epic games employees controlling the cannons."}, {"start": 3774.1, "end": 3782.42, "text": " Look, Fall Guys Cannon Controller with five gifted, exactly."}, {"start": 3789.22, "end": 3790.98, "text": " So you can't say it's Coke."}, {"start": 3790.98, "end": 3807.06, "text": " Oh, there's a giveaway for the Cheeky Soap box."}, {"start": 3807.06, "end": 3810.98, "text": " Oh, chat, if you hate the Discord, you"}, {"start": 3810.98, "end": 3811.7400000000002, "text": " don't have to join it."}, {"start": 3811.7400000000002, "end": 3814.5, "text": " If you are, click the link."}, {"start": 3814.5, "end": 3816.66, "text": " Go to the Giveaways tab in my Discord."}, {"start": 3816.66, "end": 3820.5, "text": " You can win a Cheeky Soap box of soap."}, {"start": 3820.5, "end": 3824.02, "text": " That's too valuable what we're giving out right there."}, {"start": 3824.02, "end": 3826.98, "text": " Dorky with the five, W. Dorky with the five,"}, {"start": 3826.98, "end": 3828.54, "text": " pre-sates you dorky."}, {"start": 3835.62, "end": 3838.7, "text": " Go ahead, get you some, people need the soap, true."}, {"start": 3838.7, "end": 3840.54, "text": " People in here especially need it."}, {"start": 3840.54, "end": 3841.88, "text": " There's no doubt about it."}, {"start": 3844.22, "end": 3845.9, "text": " There's no doubt about it."}, {"start": 3845.9, "end": 3861.14, "text": " I'll play a couple since it's been a minute sure thing pal sure thing I'll run a couple"}, {"start": 3861.14, "end": 3868.26, "text": " of them sure things since it's been a since it's been a minute since it's been just a"}, {"start": 3868.26, "end": 3873.46, "text": " a minute I just snapped something in my back GG I just snapped something in my"}, {"start": 3873.46, "end": 3881.94, "text": " back GG Lord do I still got the touch well they still call me never getting a"}, {"start": 3881.94, "end": 3886.5800000000004, "text": " ball in on the break case though because I never get a ball in on the break"}, {"start": 3898.26, "end": 3905.26, "text": " Yeah, we just won this game."}, {"start": 3905.26, "end": 3909.26, "text": " Yeah, we just won this game."}, {"start": 3909.26, "end": 3913.26, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3913.26, "end": 3916.26, "text": " We did."}, {"start": 3916.26, "end": 3918.26, "text": " You're not allowed to do that, Stimpleton. You just lost."}, {"start": 3918.26, "end": 3922.26, "text": " What's your win rate?"}, {"start": 3922.26, "end": 3925.26, "text": " 47% win rate? Yeah, chat."}, {"start": 3925.26, "end": 3930.46, "text": " 47% win rate. Yeah, chat. We're gonna make quick work of this right here."}, {"start": 3931.9, "end": 3939.7400000000002, "text": " We're gonna make quick work of this. Now you may be thinking, yo, you ain't got no shot. Well, yes, I do."}, {"start": 3944.38, "end": 3948.0600000000004, "text": " The crazy part is I was trying to get the yellow ball in the bottom middle pocket,"}, {"start": 3948.0600000000004, "end": 3951.0200000000004, "text": " but that's not exactly how I wanted it, but I'll take the slop shot."}, {"start": 3951.02, "end": 3957.14, "text": " I'll take the slop shot, bro."}, {"start": 3957.14, "end": 3958.14, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 3958.14, "end": 3960.14, "text": " I'll take it."}, {"start": 3960.14, "end": 3963.14, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 3963.14, "end": 3966.14, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 3966.14, "end": 3969.14, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 3969.14, "end": 3972.14, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 3972.14, "end": 3975.14, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 3975.14, "end": 3978.14, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 3978.14, "end": 4004.14, "text": " Clay! I like that! Wait, what, man? What are you gonna do here, Buster?"}, {"start": 4004.14, "end": 4020.7, "text": " We won this game chat. This is so free chat. This is this is this this is just straight up free dude"}, {"start": 4020.7, "end": 4023.3399999999997, "text": " There's no way around it bro. This is free. Oh"}, {"start": 4028.8599999999997, "end": 4030.8599999999997, "text": " It's free"}, {"start": 4034.14, "end": 4035.14, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4052.14, "end": 4053.14, "text": " Perfect!"}, {"start": 4064.14, "end": 4069.14, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 4069.14, "end": 4089.46, "text": " There is absolutely nothing you can do here unless you get lucky."}, {"start": 4089.46, "end": 4118.46, "text": " cooked. You should have beat me while you had the chance, but instead."}, {"start": 4118.46, "end": 4130.62, "text": " you just hate to see that well you just hate to see that that that's unbelievable"}, {"start": 4130.62, "end": 4137.82, "text": " right there that that that's unreal that is that's crazy that I just did that I"}, {"start": 4137.82, "end": 4145.18, "text": " did not know it was gonna put that much back spin on it but okay chat I had no"}, {"start": 4145.18, "end": 4147.740000000001, "text": " No idea it was going to be that much backspin."}, {"start": 4147.740000000001, "end": 4150.740000000001, "text": " That's unbelievable."}, {"start": 4150.740000000001, "end": 4156.02, "text": " My turn."}, {"start": 4156.02, "end": 4162.02, "text": " That's why they call me never getting the ball to go in on the break case though."}, {"start": 4162.02, "end": 4163.52, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 4163.52, "end": 4167.52, "text": " 0% win rate has only played one game though."}, {"start": 4178.52, "end": 4181.52, "text": " Yeah, we won this game. That's all I needed to see."}, {"start": 4181.52, "end": 4184.52, "text": " That's all I needed to see right there."}, {"start": 4193.52, "end": 4194.52, "text": " Cooked!"}, {"start": 4194.52, "end": 4197.52, "text": " Cooked, I think, cooked."}, {"start": 4197.52, "end": 4198.52, "text": " Cooked."}, {"start": 4198.52, "end": 4201.52, "text": " You know what I'm going to do here?"}, {"start": 4201.52, "end": 4213.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, this is what I'm going to do."}, {"start": 4213.360000000001, "end": 4216.6, "text": " That's called being brave."}, {"start": 4216.6, "end": 4221.92, "text": " And I was."}, {"start": 4221.92, "end": 4223.56, "text": " I SUCKED IT EVERYTHING!!!"}, {"start": 4226.4400000000005, "end": 4227.4400000000005, "text": " RUUUFF"}, {"start": 4228.4400000000005, "end": 4229.72, "text": " BLOUND WITH THE FIRE!!"}, {"start": 4248.32, "end": 4251.52, "text": " OH YEAH THIS IS FLEEEED CHAT! FLEEED!!"}, {"start": 4251.92, "end": 4264.36, "text": " Three!"}, {"start": 4264.36, "end": 4268.76, "text": " Watch this!"}, {"start": 4268.76, "end": 4273.04, "text": " Actually no, that doesn't work."}, {"start": 4273.04, "end": 4274.04, "text": " Watch this, though."}, {"start": 4274.04, "end": 4277.96, "text": " Do you see what I did right there?"}, {"start": 4277.96, "end": 4280.64, "text": " To the untrained eye, it appears that I did nothing."}, {"start": 4280.64, "end": 4284.56, "text": " to people who really know how to play pool you'll realize that play right there"}, {"start": 4284.56, "end": 4290.320000000001, "text": " was the craziest thing I could have ever done just watch all things will line up"}, {"start": 4290.320000000001, "end": 4300.68, "text": " in time as they should just watch and what do you know it already lined up"}, {"start": 4300.68, "end": 4310.360000000001, "text": " just like I needed it to that right there is called defense buddy look at"}, {"start": 4310.36, "end": 4315.0, "text": " that prevented another made shot right there, by the way."}, {"start": 4315.0, "end": 4315.839999999999, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 4317.5599999999995, "end": 4318.4, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 4321.5, "end": 4329.599999999999, "text": " I'm not even gonna talk about that one, buddy."}, {"start": 4329.599999999999, "end": 4331.92, "text": " That's just too, that's just too,"}, {"start": 4331.92, "end": 4334.639999999999, "text": " that's just too, you know, that's just,"}, {"start": 4336.88, "end": 4339.44, "text": " that's just crazy what I just did right there."}, {"start": 4341.24, "end": 4347.139999999999, "text": " That right there shouldn't even be legal that shot that I just hit that that's unreal"}, {"start": 4349.12, "end": 4353.5599999999995, "text": " Give me do it again watch miss that one this I"}, {"start": 4363.0, "end": 4365.0, "text": " This is my birthday today your band"}, {"start": 4365.0, "end": 4369.08, "text": " And now I'm playing happy birthday."}, {"start": 4369.08, "end": 4371.28, "text": " Hope you have a great birthday."}, {"start": 4372.72, "end": 4373.56, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4377.24, "end": 4378.08, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 4378.08, "end": 4378.92, "text": " My shot?"}, {"start": 4385.96, "end": 4388.52, "text": " Perfect according to my plan."}, {"start": 4388.52, "end": 4390.96, "text": " But what is this in my ear ski, bro?"}, {"start": 4395.0, "end": 4397.0, "text": " My birthday was five days ago."}, {"start": 4397.0, "end": 4399.0, "text": " Chad, how many days away is your birthday?"}, {"start": 4413.0, "end": 4414.0, "text": " Hey, you keep messing around."}, {"start": 4414.0, "end": 4416.0, "text": " You're gonna wind up hitting that A-ball, man."}, {"start": 4419.0, "end": 4420.0, "text": " Clink!"}, {"start": 4425.0, "end": 4432.0, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 4455.0, "end": 4457.0, "text": " There's no way you ma-"}, {"start": 4457.0, "end": 4459.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4467.0, "end": 4469.0, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 4469.0, "end": 4471.0, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4471.0, "end": 4473.0, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4473.0, "end": 4475.0, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4475.0, "end": 4477.0, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4477.0, "end": 4479.0, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4479.0, "end": 4481.0, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4481.0, "end": 4483.0, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4483.0, "end": 4485.0, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 4485.24, "end": 4488.08, "text": " There's no way I just lost this chat. There is"}, {"start": 4489.84, "end": 4491.84, "text": " There is no way"}, {"start": 4494.0, "end": 4496.0, "text": " Well, there is a way"}, {"start": 4503.32, "end": 4505.48, "text": " You're not gonna make this shot you ain't got it in you"}, {"start": 4507.8, "end": 4512.64, "text": " You ain't got it in you to make this shot, I don't think no you don't have it in you you can't make this"}, {"start": 4513.0, "end": 4515.0, "text": " This is too tough"}, {"start": 4523.2, "end": 4525.68, "text": " Called it I knew it"}, {"start": 4536.0, "end": 4538.28, "text": " You can't make this one either though we're fine"}, {"start": 4538.28, "end": 4545.679999999999, "text": " You can't make this one either though. We're fine. This shot's too tough for you too tough"}, {"start": 4553.28, "end": 4556.08, "text": " Send it bottom left pocket, bro. I have no choice"}, {"start": 4558.92, "end": 4564.08, "text": " You are so lucky and you suck so bad by the way you suck get out of my lobby hurry up"}, {"start": 4568.28, "end": 4596.759999999999, "text": " They call me never hitting the ball and on the break case up."}, {"start": 4596.76, "end": 4605.76, "text": " Face cam angle is kind of high."}, {"start": 4605.76, "end": 4607.16, "text": " Oopsies."}, {"start": 4607.16, "end": 4624.4400000000005, "text": " What am I, solids?"}, {"start": 4624.4400000000005, "end": 4631.4400000000005, "text": " In other words, we just won the game."}, {"start": 4631.4400000000005, "end": 4642.4400000000005, "text": " That's exactly what I wanted to happen, by the way, I legitimately planned that out."}, {"start": 4642.4400000000005, "end": 4651.4400000000005, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 4651.4400000000005, "end": 4654.960000000001, "text": " That's unbelievable accuracy, dude."}, {"start": 4654.960000000001, "end": 4660.68, "text": " The percentage chance to make that was so low."}, {"start": 4660.68, "end": 4662.280000000001, "text": " Same with this one."}, {"start": 4662.280000000001, "end": 4662.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4674.780000000001, "end": 4675.280000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4681.4400000000005, "end": 4686.4400000000005, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 4694.4400000000005, "end": 4699.4400000000005, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 4699.4400000000005, "end": 4704.4400000000005, "text": " Clan."}, {"start": 4704.4400000000005, "end": 4709.4400000000005, "text": " Top middle yellow ball."}, {"start": 4709.4400000000005, "end": 4722.4400000000005, "text": " But imagine I did though, but imagine I did though."}, {"start": 4722.4400000000005, "end": 4725.4400000000005, "text": " Can you imagine a world where I did chat?"}, {"start": 4725.4400000000005, "end": 4726.4400000000005, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4726.4400000000005, "end": 4727.4400000000005, "text": " Can you?"}, {"start": 4727.4400000000005, "end": 4734.4400000000005, "text": " Can you imagine a world?"}, {"start": 4734.4400000000005, "end": 4738.4400000000005, "text": " You ain't making this shot, Buster."}, {"start": 4738.4400000000005, "end": 4742.4400000000005, "text": " Buster. Buster. Come on, Buster."}, {"start": 4753.4400000000005, "end": 4761.4400000000005, "text": " You have been saved! Do not crazy!"}, {"start": 4761.4400000000005, "end": 4768.4400000000005, "text": " Bro, I'm crazy with it."}, {"start": 4768.4400000000005, "end": 4778.4400000000005, "text": " Crew crew where you just hit the luckiest shot of your life."}, {"start": 4778.4400000000005, "end": 4780.160000000001, "text": " Your family hates you by the way."}, {"start": 4780.160000000001, "end": 4781.400000000001, "text": " You suck at everything."}, {"start": 4781.400000000001, "end": 4786.8, "text": " You just they literally give you a slump shot for the last shot of the game."}, {"start": 4786.8, "end": 4788.68, "text": " Like are you dead serious?"}, {"start": 4788.68, "end": 4794.16, "text": " They give this pathetic loser a sloth shot for the last shot of the game."}, {"start": 4794.16, "end": 4801.4400000000005, "text": " Are we dead serious?"}, {"start": 4801.4400000000005, "end": 4807.84, "text": " Unbelievable bro."}, {"start": 4807.84, "end": 4827.72, "text": " I mean, come on, bro, I mean, I mean, bro, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4827.72, "end": 4829.8, "text": " I mean, let's be for real here for a minute."}, {"start": 4829.8, "end": 4831.8, "text": " I saw it, I saw it."}, {"start": 4839.64, "end": 4840.64, "text": " That should have went in."}, {"start": 4859.8, "end": 4872.52, "text": " My right eye is twitching, Gigi. Something's happening to me, something's happening to"}, {"start": 4872.52, "end": 4874.52, "text": " Give me my right eyes twitching."}, {"start": 4877.22, "end": 4878.22, "text": " G.G."}, {"start": 4882.120000000001, "end": 4884.120000000001, "text": " Something's going on here."}, {"start": 4888.820000000001, "end": 4889.820000000001, "text": " Cling."}, {"start": 4896.02, "end": 4898.02, "text": " You gotta be fisting me."}, {"start": 4898.42, "end": 4901.02, "text": " WHERE MY RIGHT EYES TWITTERS!"}, {"start": 4902.52, "end": 4921.64, "text": " that's a cool little name."}, {"start": 4921.64, "end": 4922.4800000000005, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4931.08, "end": 4931.92, "text": " Lock him."}, {"start": 4933.12, "end": 4934.780000000001, "text": " Chad, do you still believe?"}, {"start": 4934.78, "end": 4936.78, "text": " What's my win rate at now?"}, {"start": 4937.78, "end": 4939.78, "text": " 65%? That's not there, man."}, {"start": 4941.78, "end": 4943.78, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 4944.78, "end": 4946.78, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4947.78, "end": 4949.78, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4950.78, "end": 4952.78, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4953.78, "end": 4955.78, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4956.78, "end": 4958.78, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4959.78, "end": 4961.78, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4961.78, "end": 4978.74, "text": " Never. Never in a million years, Buster."}, {"start": 4978.74, "end": 4985.74, "text": " you do this to me."}, {"start": 4988.74, "end": 4994.74, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4995.74, "end": 5000.74, "text": " Pay them up, baby!"}, {"start": 5000.74, "end": 5005.74, "text": " God, look at that was rough. I'm going to not lose it. We're done."}, {"start": 5005.74, "end": 5014.98, "text": " Finally chat y'all actually quit selling me for once Lord"}, {"start": 5016.3, "end": 5024.86, "text": " Totino's Pizza Roll I just scratched on the break okay"}, {"start": 5024.86, "end": 5033.219999999999, "text": " Oh, but but this goober totino's pizza roll gets I"}, {"start": 5036.66, "end": 5038.66, "text": " J on my totino's pizza rolls"}, {"start": 5043.219999999999, "end": 5046.74, "text": " So bro the only way I eat a pizza rolls if I got ranch with it"}, {"start": 5046.74, "end": 5057.92, "text": " If I got ranch with a tozino's pizza roll, it is so good, dude, I swore"}, {"start": 5057.92, "end": 5064.0599999999995, "text": " Ranch bro, dude"}, {"start": 5064.0599999999995, "end": 5070.78, "text": " Chat, you know, have y'all had the combination ones?"}, {"start": 5070.78, "end": 5072.34, "text": " The combination ones are good, dude."}, {"start": 5072.34, "end": 5073.92, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 5073.92, "end": 5077.36, "text": " The combination pizza rolls brought him things, gooey."}, {"start": 5085.08, "end": 5087.56, "text": " Soy sauce, what?"}, {"start": 5096.0, "end": 5098.9800000000005, "text": " Soy sauce with a pizza roll."}, {"start": 5098.9800000000005, "end": 5103.9800000000005, "text": " Excuse me"}, {"start": 5116.06, "end": 5118.06, "text": " There's no way"}, {"start": 5121.26, "end": 5125.22, "text": " Chatting all pizza rolls dude one of that was one of my go-to meals"}, {"start": 5125.22, "end": 5132.7, "text": " back in the dizzy bro was pizza rolls with uh with ranch dude I swear man"}, {"start": 5134.5, "end": 5140.900000000001, "text": " just straight up in a microwave dude just microwaving things you know what"}, {"start": 5140.900000000001, "end": 5148.1, "text": " else good with ranch to Quito's to Quito's with ranch are so good I would"}, {"start": 5148.1, "end": 5150.860000000001, "text": " get some taquitos with ranch."}, {"start": 5154.58, "end": 5155.42, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 5161.780000000001, "end": 5165.22, "text": " Chat frozen, bro, I know it ain't healthy for you or whatever."}, {"start": 5166.3, "end": 5171.54, "text": " But frozen food, like that you just get from like the frozen"}, {"start": 5171.54, "end": 5178.54, "text": " It's a bro it tastes so good too."}, {"start": 5178.54, "end": 5188.54, "text": " I'm I really miss that."}, {"start": 5188.54, "end": 5190.54, "text": " Water taquitos the little rope."}, {"start": 5190.54, "end": 5197.54, "text": " Man, I know what taquitos is."}, {"start": 5197.54, "end": 5200.54, "text": " Some days you feel like having the flower tortilla ones."}, {"start": 5200.54, "end": 5209.42, "text": " ones other days you want the corn tortilla but I swear man I like some took"}, {"start": 5209.42, "end": 5214.94, "text": " all dude the chicken and cheese to Cuitos"}, {"start": 5220.26, "end": 5228.46, "text": " the chicken and cheese to Cuitos bro the beef ones are like I but the chicken"}, {"start": 5228.46, "end": 5230.46, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 5237.46, "end": 5239.46, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 5240.46, "end": 5242.46, "text": " It won't shoot."}, {"start": 5247.46, "end": 5249.46, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 5249.46, "end": 5263.7, "text": " This right here is an insanely tough shot."}, {"start": 5263.7, "end": 5271.38, "text": " What is it makeable?"}, {"start": 5271.38, "end": 5299.900000000001, "text": " absolutely. Who's next? Come on! Yeah! B hoppy! 54% win rate. In other words, chat, we"}, {"start": 5299.900000000001, "end": 5313.420000000001, "text": " just won this game now you could say oh bongo jinks itself again no it's"}, {"start": 5313.420000000001, "end": 5316.26, "text": " different now"}, {"start": 5329.900000000001, "end": 5342.14, "text": " What am I doing what am I what am I"}, {"start": 5359.900000000001, "end": 5369.18, "text": " Shut up with that annoying sound about to shut the stream off and cancel myself I can't"}, {"start": 5369.18, "end": 5371.18, "text": " understand that I beg you to stop."}, {"start": 5395.18, "end": 5396.18, "text": " See ya."}, {"start": 5399.18, "end": 5407.46, "text": " crazy with it no low-key crazy with it"}, {"start": 5410.58, "end": 5419.06, "text": " what am I doing oh my goodness look at me"}, {"start": 5421.58, "end": 5425.38, "text": " oh my goodness"}, {"start": 5429.18, "end": 5443.820000000001, "text": " I don't lose this next one is the last one because it's looking like I'm not gonna lose"}, {"start": 5443.820000000001, "end": 5445.820000000001, "text": " because I'm locked."}, {"start": 5445.820000000001, "end": 5447.820000000001, "text": " My back just snapped."}, {"start": 5447.820000000001, "end": 5449.820000000001, "text": " Back just snapped."}, {"start": 5449.820000000001, "end": 5455.820000000001, "text": " Ooh, I got one."}, {"start": 5455.82, "end": 5456.66, "text": " Ooh, I got one."}, {"start": 5458.82, "end": 5459.98, "text": " Ooh, I got one, hold up."}, {"start": 5459.98, "end": 5460.82, "text": " Would I make it?"}, {"start": 5460.82, "end": 5461.78, "text": " What, we did a strike?"}, {"start": 5464.42, "end": 5465.259999999999, "text": " Strike one in."}, {"start": 5472.5, "end": 5473.9, "text": " I'm going in."}, {"start": 5475.7, "end": 5476.7, "text": " I'm going in."}, {"start": 5483.54, "end": 5484.88, "text": " I'm going in."}, {"start": 5485.82, "end": 5497.98, "text": " Oh my goodness look at that angle dude if I hit this shot I'm in in the"}, {"start": 5497.98, "end": 5508.98, "text": " stream you're lucky 10 foot booty bounce with the five gifted thank you"}, {"start": 5508.9800000000005, "end": 5511.9800000000005, "text": " Yo, why my back snapping, bruh?"}, {"start": 5511.9800000000005, "end": 5514.9800000000005, "text": " Yo, why my back hern?"}, {"start": 5514.9800000000005, "end": 5520.9800000000005, "text": " Yo, my back snapping, bruh?"}, {"start": 5520.9800000000005, "end": 5523.9800000000005, "text": " My back been hern for like a week, no joke."}, {"start": 5523.9800000000005, "end": 5526.9800000000005, "text": " Is that bad?"}, {"start": 5526.9800000000005, "end": 5534.9800000000005, "text": " Back hern."}, {"start": 5534.9800000000005, "end": 5544.42, "text": " Oh top-middle red ball never mind I tried it though"}, {"start": 5547.9800000000005, "end": 5556.820000000001, "text": " go to a Cairo tractor bro what bro come on a Cairo tractor case those clogs order"}, {"start": 5556.820000000001, "end": 5559.780000000001, "text": " with the fire thank you"}, {"start": 5564.9800000000005, "end": 5570.580000000001, "text": " It helps. I don't know about that."}, {"start": 5575.780000000001, "end": 5579.42, "text": " I don't want nobody doing all that snap action, bro, because I want to get paralyzed"}, {"start": 5579.42, "end": 5580.9800000000005, "text": " if somebody's getting sued."}, {"start": 5594.9800000000005, "end": 5612.18, "text": " I have a shot that landed exactly where I wanted it to hold my goodness I'm crazy"}, {"start": 5624.9800000000005, "end": 5626.9800000000005, "text": " That's why!"}, {"start": 5648.740000000001, "end": 5651.700000000001, "text": " I did all that planning to set that shot right there."}, {"start": 5651.7, "end": 5667.62, "text": " Just for me to miss it, bro. What have I done? No, dude, I was scratched! I lost paying"}, {"start": 5667.62, "end": 5677.7, "text": " my... That's y'all's fault, by the way. I haven't decided on how it is, but I'm just"}, {"start": 5677.7, "end": 5682.7, "text": " just saying it is. Okay, so, that's all right."}, {"start": 5684.099999999999, "end": 5686.54, "text": " I don't know exactly how yet,"}, {"start": 5686.54, "end": 5689.22, "text": " but it's somehow y'all's fault, just saying."}, {"start": 5690.139999999999, "end": 5692.139999999999, "text": " Not sure exactly how."}, {"start": 5695.0599999999995, "end": 5697.179999999999, "text": " You know what time it is, though."}, {"start": 5699.74, "end": 5702.0599999999995, "text": " Do you know what time it is?"}, {"start": 5704.54, "end": 5705.54, "text": " Yeah, you do."}, {"start": 5707.7, "end": 5709.7, "text": " Spooky dad?"}, {"start": 5717.7, "end": 5719.7, "text": " Spooky dad!"}, {"start": 5723.7, "end": 5725.7, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 5727.7, "end": 5729.7, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5731.7, "end": 5733.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5737.7, "end": 5739.7, "text": " You already know"}, {"start": 5741.9, "end": 5745.22, "text": " If you didn't know now you do"}, {"start": 5747.3, "end": 5749.3, "text": " That it's"}, {"start": 5767.7, "end": 5777.46, "text": " Oh, yeah, this might to be scary for real if y'all don't know we played the first the"}, {"start": 5777.46, "end": 5780.78, "text": " guest game like two years ago, but we played and I see it"}, {"start": 5780.78, "end": 5782.78, "text": " Lock it!"}, {"start": 5782.78, "end": 5785.78, "text": " Get you a dive beyond the buster."}, {"start": 5787.78, "end": 5790.78, "text": " Because it's spooky time!"}, {"start": 5792.78, "end": 5794.78, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5930.78, "end": 5932.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5960.78, "end": 5970.78, "text": " I almost passed out!"}, {"start": 5970.78, "end": 5971.78, "text": " Golly!"}, {"start": 5971.78, "end": 5989.0199999999995, "text": " Name of this game is..."}, {"start": 5989.02, "end": 6006.26, "text": " guest to know not the first guest the guest to we played the first one a long"}, {"start": 6006.26, "end": 6013.18, "text": " time ago I don't know how long ago we played the first one matter of fact let"}, {"start": 6013.18, "end": 6017.14, "text": " me go see how long ago it was that I played the first guest because this one"}, {"start": 6017.14, "end": 6024.14, "text": " just came out. That's a long dev cycle right there, Buster."}, {"start": 6024.14, "end": 6043.34, "text": " The guest. Oh my goodness! The first guest was all the way back in October of"}, {"start": 6043.34, "end": 6054.14, "text": " of two thousand and twenty-three man been a long time. I think there was other games"}, {"start": 6054.14, "end": 6060.66, "text": " that they released between those. I like that. You know, yo, AZ with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 6060.66, "end": 6065.58, "text": " Yo, appreciate that. Uh, Danny W. Danny. Thank you. But yeah, Chad, who was here back during"}, {"start": 6065.58, "end": 6081.18, "text": " that era. Don't lie. You know you wouldn't. Anyway, the guest to graphics. We're going"}, {"start": 6081.18, "end": 6091.0199999999995, "text": " on epic on all those. You already know why. We got to see. Hey, why there no sensitivity"}, {"start": 6091.02, "end": 6102.9400000000005, "text": " Slider. Hey. Hey. Hey."}, {"start": 6109.9400000000005, "end": 6111.1, "text": " The gas team."}, {"start": 6121.02, "end": 6128.22, "text": " Oh, that's kind of cinnamon."}, {"start": 6128.22, "end": 6130.660000000001, "text": " Another day of even work, Lane."}, {"start": 6130.660000000001, "end": 6134.620000000001, "text": " Nancy and the guys are waiting for me at Crystal Oat."}, {"start": 6134.620000000001, "end": 6136.860000000001, "text": " We plan to spend a weekend camping."}, {"start": 6136.860000000001, "end": 6140.26, "text": " Oh, how could this ever go wrong?"}, {"start": 6140.26, "end": 6144.14, "text": " But the weather doesn't seem to cooperate."}, {"start": 6144.14, "end": 6150.18, "text": " In other words, Gigi."}, {"start": 6150.18, "end": 6169.820000000001, "text": " Hello. Hello. Oh, this is kind of cinematic. You know what's all they do have a sensitivity"}, {"start": 6169.820000000001, "end": 6179.38, "text": " bar. W. Devs. For a minute there, I thought there wasn't going to be one. But you know"}, {"start": 6179.38, "end": 6187.66, "text": " what's absolutely insane though chat actually no it does need it something"}, {"start": 6187.66, "end": 6197.52, "text": " like that perfect v-sync when I got bad news for you Buster there's no v-sync"}, {"start": 6197.52, "end": 6199.82, "text": " option"}, {"start": 6199.82, "end": 6206.82, "text": " We just don't have to leave with it."}, {"start": 6206.82, "end": 6212.82, "text": " Well, Chad, let's go camping when it's raining."}, {"start": 6212.82, "end": 6219.82, "text": " And let's have a good time."}, {"start": 6219.82, "end": 6227.82, "text": " Are we going to have a good time? I don't know."}, {"start": 6227.82, "end": 6229.82, "text": " F for flashlight."}, {"start": 6236.94, "end": 6241.0599999999995, "text": " This is the worst flashlight I have ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 6243.219999999999, "end": 6245.219999999999, "text": " Lucas with the five."}, {"start": 6250.099999999999, "end": 6253.299999999999, "text": " This game looks like Arkansas. Yeah, true."}, {"start": 6253.3, "end": 6260.34, "text": " Oh, we got an inventory that's fancy how you got all this and no v-sapes not it"}, {"start": 6266.820000000001, "end": 6268.58, "text": " I see light maybe it's them"}, {"start": 6272.58, "end": 6276.66, "text": " Hello Olivia or was that the name Olivia"}, {"start": 6280.66, "end": 6282.34, "text": " How strange they're not here"}, {"start": 6283.3, "end": 6287.3, "text": " That is rather strange because the grill is still going."}, {"start": 6293.3, "end": 6295.3, "text": " A purse?"}, {"start": 6305.3, "end": 6307.3, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6309.3, "end": 6311.3, "text": " Where's my friend then?"}, {"start": 6313.3, "end": 6323.46, "text": " No, this is too much nature for me not gonna lie Nancy and Andy"}, {"start": 6323.46, "end": 6334.46, "text": " Well, isn't that isn't that nice?"}, {"start": 6334.46, "end": 6335.46, "text": " Where are they exactly?"}, {"start": 6335.46, "end": 6338.46, "text": " That's what I'm trying to find out."}, {"start": 6338.46, "end": 6345.94, "text": " I guess I'm gonna keep walking down the trail by myself without knowing anything."}, {"start": 6345.94, "end": 6354.14, "text": " I'm hearing some noise actually, I'm not sure what that's coming from."}, {"start": 6354.14, "end": 6356.62, "text": " Whose idea was it to go camping?"}, {"start": 6356.62, "end": 6365.3, "text": " Why didn't we cancel the plans when we realized it was raining?"}, {"start": 6365.3, "end": 6383.9400000000005, "text": " By the way, I just want y'all to know."}, {"start": 6383.9400000000005, "end": 6391.62, "text": " By the way, yo Lucas with the 10, I just want y'all to know this is flashlight off."}, {"start": 6391.62, "end": 6406.38, "text": " his flashlight on. Off. On. This flashlight is some straight"}, {"start": 6406.38, "end": 6418.78, "text": " sheets. I hear some movement. Please stop. Would they really go this far to play a"}, {"start": 6418.78, "end": 6424.5, "text": " Frank on here they actually dad did they get snapped up by something what is this"}, {"start": 6431.54, "end": 6433.54, "text": " What is this place hello?"}, {"start": 6440.62, "end": 6444.179999999999, "text": " Crystal Oak Fish and Festival July 20th. I"}, {"start": 6444.18, "end": 6446.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6447.12, "end": 6449.52, "text": " Yo Lucas with the five. Thank you Lucas"}, {"start": 6453.06, "end": 6459.06, "text": " Yo, this is giving like resident evil vibes right here, I'm not gonna lie. This is creepy. What is going on?"}, {"start": 6468.42, "end": 6471.52, "text": " I feel like I'm walking like a resident evil like in intro"}, {"start": 6474.18, "end": 6483.18, "text": " Where's my grandson? Oh, somebody left the flashlight right there. They're dead. And there's blood on the ground and a shoe. It's over."}, {"start": 6485.18, "end": 6489.18, "text": " A note. She's waiting for you."}, {"start": 6494.18, "end": 6498.18, "text": " Can I get that flashlight? That flashlight looks like it's way better."}, {"start": 6498.18, "end": 6508.34, "text": " Two, this flashlight does nothing, I just turned it off for a second, look."}, {"start": 6508.34, "end": 6511.5, "text": " Straight booty cheek!"}, {"start": 6511.5, "end": 6517.1, "text": " Who is she by the way?"}, {"start": 6517.1, "end": 6521.18, "text": " Is that one of my friends waiting for me or what?"}, {"start": 6521.18, "end": 6524.18, "text": " Where's Airbody at?"}, {"start": 6524.18, "end": 6535.06, "text": " I've just heard a bipedal animal running, if you don't know what bipedal means it means"}, {"start": 6535.06, "end": 6538.06, "text": " it has two legs, not four."}, {"start": 6538.06, "end": 6547.62, "text": " Oh my goodness, this is, this is good."}, {"start": 6547.62, "end": 6550.22, "text": " They may have saw refuge here, I hope they're okay."}, {"start": 6550.22, "end": 6552.22, "text": " I don't think they are, buddy."}, {"start": 6557.900000000001, "end": 6559.900000000001, "text": " I-I don't think they are."}, {"start": 6562.780000000001, "end": 6565.780000000001, "text": " Why, what's you even doing way out here?"}, {"start": 6572.62, "end": 6574.62, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 6575.02, "end": 6578.62, "text": " See, it's at this point you'd go call the police, because there's no way."}, {"start": 6580.22, "end": 6584.38, "text": " This is the baker's house for my, for Resneville South."}, {"start": 6594.9800000000005, "end": 6596.4800000000005, "text": " Can't get in, there ain't no way."}, {"start": 6598.860000000001, "end": 6600.5, "text": " You ain't tough, buddy, stop."}, {"start": 6602.22, "end": 6603.62, "text": " I need to find another way to get in."}, {"start": 6603.62, "end": 6606.780000000001, "text": " You see Bro trying to, you see Bro trying to shake it like he was tough?"}, {"start": 6606.780000000001, "end": 6608.02, "text": " You ain't tough, bro."}, {"start": 6610.22, "end": 6617.1, "text": " All right, let's go around to the left they got some they got some awesome stuff"}, {"start": 6617.1, "end": 6619.1, "text": " Don't know"}, {"start": 6619.6, "end": 6621.6, "text": " Y'all need to call it electrician"}, {"start": 6625.6, "end": 6627.6, "text": " Okay, it doesn't look like there's"}, {"start": 6628.76, "end": 6630.76, "text": " Anyway in here"}, {"start": 6631.400000000001, "end": 6635.12, "text": " Again, why would you see this house? We like yo, I'm gonna go in the creed"}, {"start": 6635.12, "end": 6660.12, "text": " But I. Ethan. Ethan. Ethan."}, {"start": 6660.12, "end": 6665.12, "text": " Oh, the inside of the freedom hook right there."}, {"start": 6665.12, "end": 6669.12, "text": " This flash light is blind!"}, {"start": 6674.12, "end": 6679.12, "text": " They got some real bad flooding issues back here too. They need some drainage."}, {"start": 6684.12, "end": 6687.12, "text": " Oh, this looks like the other way to get in the house."}, {"start": 6690.84, "end": 6694.28, "text": " How does this house stop flood and look at the water?"}, {"start": 6701.48, "end": 6703.48, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 6707.0, "end": 6710.08, "text": " I'm gonna walk for that door is gonna slam behind me, huh?"}, {"start": 6716.28, "end": 6718.5199999999995, "text": " It actually didn't am I free to leave"}, {"start": 6720.12, "end": 6725.12, "text": " Oh, oh, no."}, {"start": 6725.12, "end": 6730.12, "text": " Oh, oh, no."}, {"start": 6730.12, "end": 6735.12, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 6735.12, "end": 6740.12, "text": " Yo, say with a 10, thank you."}, {"start": 6740.12, "end": 6744.12, "text": " Well, GG."}, {"start": 6744.12, "end": 6746.12, "text": " I hope that is the screen tear."}, {"start": 6746.12, "end": 6757.12, "text": " I mean, it's there, but it's doable. We really got no option. Anyway, let's go."}, {"start": 6759.12, "end": 6766.12, "text": " Olivia friends. Is anybody here?"}, {"start": 6766.12, "end": 6776.28, "text": " are y'all in here? I need a crowbar to remove the board, but why?"}, {"start": 6781.32, "end": 6786.92, "text": " who? who was that?"}, {"start": 6786.92, "end": 6793.92, "text": " Who, who was that?"}, {"start": 6793.92, "end": 6799.56, "text": " Bro was about eight foot tall."}, {"start": 6799.56, "end": 6804.76, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 6804.76, "end": 6811.72, "text": " I am a little scared."}, {"start": 6811.72, "end": 6814.36, "text": " What's this say?"}, {"start": 6814.360000000001, "end": 6826.400000000001, "text": " disappearances near Crystal Loaks. Well, there it is, buddy."}, {"start": 6826.400000000001, "end": 6830.920000000001, "text": " There it is. According to officials, several residents have been reported missing over the"}, {"start": 6830.920000000001, "end": 6839.120000000001, "text": " past month under mysterious circumstances. So our friends are one of those now and we're"}, {"start": 6839.12, "end": 6843.68, "text": " about to be the next because we got, you know, curious and we decided to come out of here."}, {"start": 6847.92, "end": 6853.68, "text": " That candle, that candle puts all more light than my flashlight does."}, {"start": 6899.12, "end": 6901.12, "text": " Nothing going on here."}, {"start": 6903.12, "end": 6905.12, "text": " Should I go in here?"}, {"start": 6905.12, "end": 6908.12, "text": " No, I didn't want to. No, I'm good. Close that back. No, I'm good."}, {"start": 6926.12, "end": 6928.12, "text": " I was vibing!"}, {"start": 6928.12, "end": 6931.12, "text": " Oh Lord, all the lights don't went off."}, {"start": 6933.12, "end": 6934.12, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 6934.12, "end": 6937.12, "text": " Okay, they came back on the last good at least."}, {"start": 6937.12, "end": 6940.12, "text": " This house, hey, this house is huge."}, {"start": 6942.12, "end": 6943.12, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6958.12, "end": 6961.12, "text": " Oh, oh, no."}, {"start": 6961.12, "end": 6967.12, "text": " Well, that was like a demon kid."}, {"start": 6967.12, "end": 6971.12, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 6971.12, "end": 6976.12, "text": " Oh, no. Uh-uh."}, {"start": 6976.12, "end": 6980.12, "text": " You got me messed up if you think I'm about to go upstairs, buddy."}, {"start": 6980.12, "end": 6982.12, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 6982.12, "end": 6984.12, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6984.12, "end": 6986.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6988.46, "end": 6991.22, "text": " Got a push on here. All right, we're gonna look for like a little"}, {"start": 6997.099999999999, "end": 6999.099999999999, "text": " Say with the tin thank you"}, {"start": 7001.46, "end": 7007.22, "text": " Well chat it looks like we it looks like we found out what happened to our friends"}, {"start": 7007.22, "end": 7021.58, "text": " uh yep they go they got a oh yeah nice over your next no we're gonna get out of"}, {"start": 7021.58, "end": 7029.58, "text": " here don't worry we're gonna be the ones that survived we have plot armor"}, {"start": 7037.22, "end": 7039.22, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7067.22, "end": 7076.22, "text": " No, let me out right now."}, {"start": 7076.22, "end": 7077.820000000001, "text": " You got me all the way messed up."}, {"start": 7077.820000000001, "end": 7079.900000000001, "text": " You got me all the way messed up."}, {"start": 7079.900000000001, "end": 7080.900000000001, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 7080.900000000001, "end": 7084.9400000000005, "text": " Now, something sinister is going on here, buddy."}, {"start": 7084.9400000000005, "end": 7087.26, "text": " To say the very least."}, {"start": 7087.26, "end": 7088.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7088.26, "end": 7094.22, "text": " Don't worry, though, Chad, we're not going to be next."}, {"start": 7094.22, "end": 7099.5, "text": " We know how to survive situations like this."}, {"start": 7099.5, "end": 7103.1, "text": " I'm not going upstairs yet because I'm scared of that."}, {"start": 7103.1, "end": 7105.1, "text": " I'm going to go see what's down here real quick."}, {"start": 7105.1, "end": 7107.5, "text": " Yeah, they do have some flooding issues."}, {"start": 7107.5, "end": 7109.62, "text": " How are you doing?"}, {"start": 7109.62, "end": 7112.740000000001, "text": " All right, have a good night."}, {"start": 7112.740000000001, "end": 7119.38, "text": " OK, this hallway is very creepy looking, real creepy."}, {"start": 7119.38, "end": 7122.62, "text": " This was like the perfect hallway to get jump-scared in."}, {"start": 7122.62, "end": 7123.66, "text": " Can I go in here?"}, {"start": 7123.66, "end": 7125.86, "text": " It can't be open. Okay, that's good enough. Thank you."}, {"start": 7130.3, "end": 7131.34, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7131.34, "end": 7133.18, "text": " Stop playing, dude."}, {"start": 7153.66, "end": 7164.9, "text": " dude that is so creepy man like why are you just doing that bro who is that why are you"}, {"start": 7164.9, "end": 7167.5, "text": " so creepy"}, {"start": 7167.5, "end": 7192.46, "text": " oh my goodness dude no no man don't know what I need to put three pieces here oh"}, {"start": 7192.46, "end": 7194.7, "text": " Oh my goodness, this is like Resident Evil."}, {"start": 7197.22, "end": 7199.66, "text": " Eight figures, you got me messed up on every note."}, {"start": 7199.66, "end": 7201.1, "text": " Eight of them lost your mind."}, {"start": 7203.54, "end": 7205.34, "text": " Wait, where'd they go then?"}, {"start": 7205.34, "end": 7207.18, "text": " We gotta go upstairs, chat."}, {"start": 7211.9800000000005, "end": 7213.58, "text": " The Lakers need a center."}, {"start": 7213.58, "end": 7214.58, "text": " They got one."}, {"start": 7218.14, "end": 7220.7, "text": " They got big Deandre."}, {"start": 7222.46, "end": 7233.08, "text": " What they losing he got ejected"}, {"start": 7233.08, "end": 7242.4800000000005, "text": " Oh well it's over and I know they losing yeah cuz if he ain't in there yeah that's GG"}, {"start": 7242.4800000000005, "end": 7247.6, "text": " they ain't got no other like yeah no it's over"}, {"start": 7247.6, "end": 7251.1, "text": " What do you get ejected for?"}, {"start": 7251.1, "end": 7255.4400000000005, "text": " Yo, the demons in this house, the Lakers losing game four"}, {"start": 7255.4400000000005, "end": 7256.04, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 7256.04, "end": 7258.4800000000005, "text": " I'm mad about it."}, {"start": 7258.4800000000005, "end": 7260.5, "text": " So I ain't even scatting y'all no more."}, {"start": 7264.88, "end": 7267.360000000001, "text": " Her game, whatever it is."}, {"start": 7267.360000000001, "end": 7267.860000000001, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 7272.72, "end": 7273.92, "text": " Baby carriage, all right."}, {"start": 7277.6, "end": 7283.22, "text": " Chad, dude, don't even know what, even if this house is in like prime condition, I couldn't"}, {"start": 7283.22, "end": 7286.56, "text": " even live in here because it's just, it's too big."}, {"start": 7286.56, "end": 7291.42, "text": " Yo Ash with the tent, thank you, what is this?"}, {"start": 7291.42, "end": 7296.88, "text": " I need the crow's key, big dog, this, this is just like Resident Evil."}, {"start": 7296.88, "end": 7305.84, "text": " I need the, the, the red flower lotus blossom key so you can access the red flower lotus"}, {"start": 7305.84, "end": 7312.76, "text": " blossom doors but it's fine you know I don't know who this lady is but her"}, {"start": 7312.76, "end": 7317.32, "text": " picture is in every single horror game ever and so is this dude on the back of"}, {"start": 7317.32, "end": 7323.12, "text": " the bull right here they got motion"}, {"start": 7326.0, "end": 7330.400000000001, "text": " this is a three story"}, {"start": 7335.84, "end": 7345.2, "text": " Brutus with the five."}, {"start": 7345.2, "end": 7352.0, "text": " This is a three story Kribbsky."}, {"start": 7352.0, "end": 7355.12, "text": " Lucas is one of them."}, {"start": 7355.12, "end": 7357.12, "text": " Who is Lucas?"}, {"start": 7357.12, "end": 7362.04, "text": " Oh yep, somebody died in here chat."}, {"start": 7362.04, "end": 7363.04, "text": " Ain't no doubt about it."}, {"start": 7363.04, "end": 7364.04, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 7364.04, "end": 7373.66, "text": " something terrible happening there. Is there something in here for me? What is this? It"}, {"start": 7373.66, "end": 7388.9, "text": " must be the owners. Cool. Wait, is Lucas the son's name from Resident Evil 7 too? This"}, {"start": 7388.900000000001, "end": 7405.1, "text": " This has to be a Resident Evil 7 remake, a remaster if you will."}, {"start": 7405.1, "end": 7407.1, "text": " Maybe this is Resident Evil 7?"}, {"start": 7419.1, "end": 7420.1, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7422.1, "end": 7423.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7423.1, "end": 7425.1, "text": " Chris Redfield side chick with the high-pitch."}, {"start": 7425.1, "end": 7427.1, "text": " Y'all break with the ambient!"}, {"start": 7427.1, "end": 7428.1, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 7429.1, "end": 7431.1, "text": " But maybe this is like Resident Evil 7?"}, {"start": 7431.1, "end": 7432.1, "text": " Just a-"}, {"start": 7432.1, "end": 7433.1, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 7435.1, "end": 7440.740000000001, "text": " I cannot stand footsteps running up on you like that, bro."}, {"start": 7440.740000000001, "end": 7441.9800000000005, "text": " I cannot stand that dude."}, {"start": 7441.9800000000005, "end": 7446.18, "text": " I actually cannot stand that."}, {"start": 7446.18, "end": 7447.58, "text": " I hate that so bad."}, {"start": 7447.58, "end": 7452.54, "text": " I hate that so bad."}, {"start": 7452.54, "end": 7463.02, "text": " Anyway, maybe it's Resident Evil 7 just the good parts so they cut the entire boat section"}, {"start": 7463.02, "end": 7475.740000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go over here. I can't go over here. Where have I not done?"}, {"start": 7477.540000000001, "end": 7481.900000000001, "text": " Where have I not gone? Have I gone down here?"}, {"start": 7483.700000000001, "end": 7488.9400000000005, "text": " I do not like the way the lighting is right here."}, {"start": 7488.9400000000005, "end": 7490.9400000000005, "text": " What is that noise?"}, {"start": 7490.9400000000005, "end": 7492.9400000000005, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 7492.9400000000005, "end": 7494.9400000000005, "text": " A coat."}, {"start": 7494.9400000000005, "end": 7498.9400000000005, "text": " Yo, you think I'm about to be able to find everything you've been told me to find, big dog?"}, {"start": 7500.9400000000005, "end": 7502.9400000000005, "text": " What is that noise I'm hearing?"}, {"start": 7508.9400000000005, "end": 7512.9400000000005, "text": " In case you're just tuning in, this is Resident Evil 10. It just dropped."}, {"start": 7518.9400000000005, "end": 7520.9400000000005, "text": " What have I do?"}, {"start": 7520.9400000000005, "end": 7525.9400000000005, "text": " All right, let's go to the third floor and see what's up there real quick, chat."}, {"start": 7525.9400000000005, "end": 7526.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7526.9400000000005, "end": 7527.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7527.9400000000005, "end": 7528.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7528.9400000000005, "end": 7529.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7529.9400000000005, "end": 7530.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7530.9400000000005, "end": 7531.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7531.9400000000005, "end": 7532.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7532.9400000000005, "end": 7533.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7533.9400000000005, "end": 7534.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7534.9400000000005, "end": 7535.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7535.9400000000005, "end": 7536.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7536.9400000000005, "end": 7537.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7537.9400000000005, "end": 7538.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7538.9400000000005, "end": 7539.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7539.9400000000005, "end": 7540.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7540.9400000000005, "end": 7541.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7541.9400000000005, "end": 7545.620000000001, "text": " All right, let's go to the third floor and see what's up there real quick chat"}, {"start": 7552.620000000001, "end": 7556.400000000001, "text": " Who just said hear me out. Oh my goodness, there's no telling man"}, {"start": 7561.540000000001, "end": 7565.22, "text": " All right, let's see what's on the third floor. It's probably like an attic but"}, {"start": 7571.9400000000005, "end": 7583.9400000000005, "text": " It's not an attic. It's just a legitimate third floor chat. And it is rather dark."}, {"start": 7583.9400000000005, "end": 7591.9400000000005, "text": " The light switch doesn't work. Imagine that one. This house is entirely too big. I might"}, {"start": 7591.9400000000005, "end": 7595.660000000001, "text": " keep it a stack, which all it's entirely too big. There's a tape, but I need to park to"}, {"start": 7595.660000000001, "end": 7601.860000000001, "text": " open it. I have found 50 things so far that needs a park and not a single part yet. Tell"}, {"start": 7601.860000000001, "end": 7616.02, "text": " When you go start giving me parts yo Zoe with the five"}, {"start": 7616.02, "end": 7629.700000000001, "text": " of. Yeah, we're on my part."}, {"start": 7629.700000000001, "end": 7633.540000000001, "text": " at this class like some booty."}, {"start": 7633.540000000001, "end": 7643.580000000001, "text": " Oaks County neighbor returns home after missing after days missing a resident of Oaks returned"}, {"start": 7643.58, "end": 7648.98, "text": " home yesterday after being reported missing for several days. According to"}, {"start": 7648.98, "end": 7654.62, "text": " the neighbors, the man was last seen on Monday morning. Friends and family was"}, {"start": 7654.62, "end": 7659.82, "text": " concerned about his whereabouts saying they heard from"}, {"start": 7664.82, "end": 7666.3, "text": " got it. So someone was missing"}, {"start": 7666.3, "end": 7675.7, "text": " It's pretty easy to do in this house."}, {"start": 7675.7, "end": 7679.5, "text": " This house is bigger than some towns."}, {"start": 7679.5, "end": 7683.18, "text": " I mean, Lord, what is this in here?"}, {"start": 7683.18, "end": 7686.78, "text": " Is this an office or something?"}, {"start": 7686.78, "end": 7687.78, "text": " We found an item."}, {"start": 7687.78, "end": 7689.38, "text": " We found an item."}, {"start": 7689.38, "end": 7693.78, "text": " This goes in the projector."}, {"start": 7693.78, "end": 7694.78, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 7694.78, "end": 7695.78, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 7695.78, "end": 7697.78, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 7701.78, "end": 7704.78, "text": " She's just standing there, innocently."}, {"start": 7704.78, "end": 7708.78, "text": " Why is everybody in this house 8 foot tall?"}, {"start": 7708.78, "end": 7710.78, "text": " What is that noise?"}, {"start": 7710.78, "end": 7713.78, "text": " Stop playing, I'm scared."}, {"start": 7713.78, "end": 7715.78, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 7717.78, "end": 7719.78, "text": " It's so dark."}, {"start": 7719.78, "end": 7721.78, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 7721.78, "end": 7724.78, "text": " Let's watch the tape."}, {"start": 7724.78, "end": 7727.78, "text": " Movie time! Yay!"}, {"start": 7733.78, "end": 7734.78, "text": " Allway..."}, {"start": 7737.78, "end": 7740.78, "text": " Allway bedroom, new business room."}, {"start": 7754.78, "end": 7773.94, "text": " What a great movie."}, {"start": 7773.94, "end": 7777.54, "text": " Now the question is, does that mean Lucas's room is open?"}, {"start": 7777.54, "end": 7780.34, "text": " I'm assuming it does."}, {"start": 7780.34, "end": 7783.06, "text": " Lucas's room, you just scared me."}, {"start": 7783.06, "end": 7784.22, "text": " Was that there before?"}, {"start": 7787.46, "end": 7790.74, "text": " Oh my goodness, Lucas's room is open."}, {"start": 7790.74, "end": 7793.5, "text": " Somebody got snapped up in Lucas's room."}, {"start": 7803.860000000001, "end": 7805.74, "text": " Zero six one two."}, {"start": 7805.74, "end": 7812.74, "text": " I'm going to go back to my room and talk to you later."}, {"start": 7835.74, "end": 7840.74, "text": " Okay, so where's the wig with the five?"}, {"start": 7840.74, "end": 7841.74, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7841.74, "end": 7861.74, "text": " I don't appreciate that, but I also understand why they did it."}, {"start": 7861.74, "end": 7868.74, "text": " But I also understand why they did."}, {"start": 7873.74, "end": 7879.74, "text": " 0 6 1 2 chat."}, {"start": 7879.74, "end": 7884.74, "text": " Zero."}, {"start": 7884.74, "end": 7887.74, "text": " Six."}, {"start": 7887.74, "end": 7889.74, "text": " one"}, {"start": 7892.7, "end": 7894.7, "text": " two"}, {"start": 7902.46, "end": 7904.46, "text": " What did I get?"}, {"start": 7907.26, "end": 7914.26, "text": " Blue piece of furniture that is not a blue piece. Oh, is that what it goes in? Okay, this goes on the third floor, right chat"}, {"start": 7914.26, "end": 7916.38, "text": " I'm pretty sure this goes in that blue"}, {"start": 7917.74, "end": 7919.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7947.74, "end": 7973.74, "text": " are you kidding me dog that is creepy dude I was out there and I lost my dog I think"}, {"start": 7973.74, "end": 7984.12, "text": " that was just a vision. Bro had a once they call him like a soul. Never want to"}, {"start": 7984.12, "end": 7986.92, "text": " saw that coming."}, {"start": 8033.74, "end": 8055.38, "text": " We got exclusive access to the back room's movie from next month."}, {"start": 8055.38, "end": 8058.34, "text": " They just sent us a early copy."}, {"start": 8058.34, "end": 8061.099999999999, "text": " I can't believe it."}, {"start": 8061.1, "end": 8062.740000000001, "text": " I hear a baby cryin'."}, {"start": 8065.22, "end": 8068.320000000001, "text": " Yo, somebody, hey, somebody get that kid, bruh."}, {"start": 8071.200000000001, "end": 8074.660000000001, "text": " Hey, quit all that cryin', I'm the one in danger here."}, {"start": 8082.9800000000005, "end": 8084.14, "text": " Another movie."}, {"start": 8087.860000000001, "end": 8089.92, "text": " That's the evil demon kid."}, {"start": 8091.1, "end": 8118.1, "text": " Yeah, does anybody remember where that bathroom was at?"}, {"start": 8118.1, "end": 8120.9400000000005, "text": " Chad, does anybody remember where that bathroom was at?"}, {"start": 8127.5, "end": 8129.5, "text": " Was it on this floor?"}, {"start": 8132.740000000001, "end": 8136.620000000001, "text": " Second floor to the left. I love never been in here."}, {"start": 8139.38, "end": 8141.38, "text": " Oh, just a snake key."}, {"start": 8145.58, "end": 8147.58, "text": " I hear something, please."}, {"start": 8148.1, "end": 8156.68, "text": " It's on the third floor chat that bathroom was on the third floor why is this closed now what?"}, {"start": 8158.280000000001, "end": 8160.280000000001, "text": " That was not closed before"}, {"start": 8166.52, "end": 8175.54, "text": " Do this game crazy bro do you think you're alone? No, I don't know what why would I at this point?"}, {"start": 8178.1, "end": 8183.1, "text": " I know I'm not"}, {"start": 8183.1, "end": 8188.1, "text": " Was it this way?"}, {"start": 8188.1, "end": 8193.1, "text": " Why did the music just stop?"}, {"start": 8200.1, "end": 8205.1, "text": " Yo, why did the..."}, {"start": 8205.1, "end": 8209.1, "text": " Chat, where was that bathroom at?"}, {"start": 8212.1, "end": 8214.1, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 8218.1, "end": 8220.1, "text": " Crowbar."}, {"start": 8222.1, "end": 8226.1, "text": " So there was two doors I needed to use a crowbar on."}, {"start": 8226.1, "end": 8231.1, "text": " One of them was on the first floor, wasn't there another one on the third floor or the second?"}, {"start": 8235.1, "end": 8253.460000000001, "text": " They got a chill they got a chill y'all got to stop"}, {"start": 8253.460000000001, "end": 8255.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8258.02, "end": 8260.02, "text": " Get things hurt me"}, {"start": 8261.740000000002, "end": 8263.740000000002, "text": " I'm hurt"}, {"start": 8264.02, "end": 8266.02, "text": " All right, let's go look for doors with"}, {"start": 8266.900000000001, "end": 8269.820000000002, "text": " Boards on chat so we can open them things up real quick"}, {"start": 8272.86, "end": 8276.1, "text": " You all got the plan we look for a door with a board"}, {"start": 8279.220000000001, "end": 8281.220000000001, "text": " Door board"}, {"start": 8283.460000000001, "end": 8290.060000000001, "text": " door board board door"}, {"start": 8292.460000000001, "end": 8298.500000000002, "text": " is there one here yes the rest is I got photo jake memory"}, {"start": 8313.460000000001, "end": 8317.460000000001, "text": " Oh, copper piece with a deer on it."}, {"start": 8317.460000000001, "end": 8320.460000000001, "text": " That goes to the thing on the first floor, don't it?"}, {"start": 8320.460000000001, "end": 8322.460000000001, "text": " The thing with the three pieces?"}, {"start": 8338.460000000001, "end": 8342.460000000001, "text": " Hey, excuse me."}, {"start": 8342.460000000001, "end": 8348.460000000001, "text": " This is a nice house y'all got. I'm just looking at it."}, {"start": 8350.460000000001, "end": 8352.460000000001, "text": " Ma'am."}, {"start": 8365.460000000001, "end": 8369.460000000001, "text": " That one didn't get me too bad, but I know that got some of y'all."}, {"start": 8369.460000000001, "end": 8375.86, "text": " I know that got a hundred percent got some of y'all buster"}, {"start": 8378.18, "end": 8385.18, "text": " Okay, I remember there was a door down here that I needed to get with the"}, {"start": 8388.18, "end": 8391.560000000001, "text": " I think it's right here. Yes, it is like this leaves outside"}, {"start": 8399.460000000001, "end": 8401.460000000001, "text": " What is this house structure?"}, {"start": 8401.460000000001, "end": 8403.460000000001, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 8405.460000000001, "end": 8407.460000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8407.460000000001, "end": 8410.460000000001, "text": " Can you imagine a light building in this house?"}, {"start": 8410.460000000001, "end": 8414.460000000001, "text": " Unless you just like leave half the house just with no power."}, {"start": 8416.460000000001, "end": 8418.460000000001, "text": " Dude, stop, man."}, {"start": 8421.460000000001, "end": 8423.460000000001, "text": " I hate that, bro!"}, {"start": 8429.460000000001, "end": 8447.060000000001, "text": " Okay. Nothing much going on in this bathroom. Let's keep moving."}, {"start": 8451.86, "end": 8454.660000000002, "text": " Wow, this is like a whole other house chat, no joke."}, {"start": 8459.460000000001, "end": 8482.900000000001, "text": " No, very funny."}, {"start": 8482.900000000001, "end": 8485.900000000001, "text": " Very funny, buddy."}, {"start": 8485.9, "end": 8492.9, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 8492.9, "end": 8495.9, "text": " Ha ha."}, {"start": 8495.9, "end": 8498.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8498.9, "end": 8503.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8503.9, "end": 8509.9, "text": " What is that even me?"}, {"start": 8509.9, "end": 8512.9, "text": " I ain't even got nothing that shows me anything."}, {"start": 8512.9, "end": 8527.9, "text": " I can't go back out."}, {"start": 8527.9, "end": 8529.9, "text": " Why can I not go back out?"}, {"start": 8544.539999999999, "end": 8546.539999999999, "text": " Chad, I can't leave!"}, {"start": 8549.66, "end": 8551.66, "text": " Go to the bucket? What, this?"}, {"start": 8557.9, "end": 8581.779999999999, "text": " Why am I not allowed to leave?"}, {"start": 8581.78, "end": 8597.820000000002, "text": " out the window you're right"}, {"start": 8597.82, "end": 8599.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8604.82, "end": 8606.82, "text": " Okay, I see what you're saying."}, {"start": 8610.82, "end": 8614.82, "text": " Yeah, that's given me a lot of information."}, {"start": 8614.82, "end": 8643.38, "text": " So is there a glitch or something that's happening right now?"}, {"start": 8643.380000000001, "end": 8649.94, "text": " there's legitimately no way to solve that puzzle without like knowing what what I'm doing."}, {"start": 8652.1, "end": 8656.1, "text": " And I also can't go back to the other area of the house because it won't let me leave."}, {"start": 8666.740000000002, "end": 8667.140000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8667.14, "end": 8677.14, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 8677.14, "end": 8687.14, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 8687.14, "end": 8694.14, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8694.14, "end": 8696.14, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 8701.9, "end": 8703.9, "text": " You know what that means?"}, {"start": 8707.64, "end": 8712.42, "text": " We're never gonna find our way out of here. Because that's only one."}, {"start": 8724.14, "end": 8731.14, "text": " Do you all see any more?"}, {"start": 8731.14, "end": 8734.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8734.98, "end": 8739.98, "text": " So there was one there."}, {"start": 8739.98, "end": 8741.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8741.98, "end": 8746.06, "text": " Check this ceiling."}, {"start": 8746.06, "end": 8753.06, "text": " Check the ceiling."}, {"start": 8753.06, "end": 8761.06, "text": " You're paying for trying to help, but thank you."}, {"start": 8761.06, "end": 8768.06, "text": " Yo, you gotta look, yo."}, {"start": 8768.06, "end": 8770.06, "text": " Blue!"}, {"start": 8770.06, "end": 8774.06, "text": " Bubble bean peak!"}, {"start": 8774.06, "end": 8776.06, "text": " Or is that purple?"}, {"start": 8792.06, "end": 8794.06, "text": " Bumblebee purple!"}, {"start": 8804.06, "end": 8809.46, "text": " We just need a few more here, Chad."}, {"start": 8809.46, "end": 8813.3, "text": " There's gotta be one on this table, right?"}, {"start": 8813.3, "end": 8826.619999999999, "text": " There's gods to be."}, {"start": 8826.619999999999, "end": 8831.26, "text": " There's gods to be."}, {"start": 8831.26, "end": 8832.26, "text": " But there's not."}, {"start": 8832.26, "end": 8836.26, "text": " Table lit."}, {"start": 8836.26, "end": 8841.26, "text": " Spider white."}, {"start": 8841.26, "end": 8851.26, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 8851.26, "end": 8855.26, "text": " We just need three more."}, {"start": 8855.26, "end": 8856.1, "text": " Do that."}, {"start": 8861.6, "end": 8862.6, "text": " Three of them."}, {"start": 8871.68, "end": 8874.26, "text": " Blue one's on a chair in the hallway."}, {"start": 8885.26, "end": 8888.86, "text": " Have we seen one in the bathroom chat? No, we haven't yet."}, {"start": 8892.460000000001, "end": 8895.34, "text": " But there's gotta be one in here. I bet it's back here."}, {"start": 8896.78, "end": 8897.82, "text": " Genius!"}, {"start": 8899.98, "end": 8903.02, "text": " Dragonfly or whatever that is, yellow!"}, {"start": 8908.14, "end": 8908.7, "text": " Klay!"}, {"start": 8913.1, "end": 8914.300000000001, "text": " Right here, yellow."}, {"start": 8915.26, "end": 8925.26, "text": " Two more. All we need is Cinepeed or an ant. We really only need one of them though because"}, {"start": 8925.26, "end": 8927.26, "text": " because we can guess the last one."}, {"start": 8936.26, "end": 8938.26, "text": " Why blue ant?"}, {"start": 8950.26, "end": 8953.26, "text": " Now we can just guess the last one, right?"}, {"start": 8955.26, "end": 8967.86, "text": " Yes. We've done it. Raven's key."}, {"start": 8985.26, "end": 8992.26, "text": " What's that necessary?"}, {"start": 8992.26, "end": 8999.26, "text": " Can somebody shut that kid up?"}, {"start": 8999.26, "end": 9003.26, "text": " I'm tired of you sniveling."}, {"start": 9003.26, "end": 9008.26, "text": " Quit sniveling."}, {"start": 9008.26, "end": 9012.26, "text": " You over here."}, {"start": 9012.26, "end": 9013.1, "text": " Oh wow."}, {"start": 9015.98, "end": 9018.66, "text": " Getting what was, oh that's creepy sounding."}, {"start": 9025.66, "end": 9026.9, "text": " Okay, where was the-"}, {"start": 9026.9, "end": 9027.74, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9027.74, "end": 9028.58, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9028.58, "end": 9029.42, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9029.42, "end": 9030.24, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9030.24, "end": 9031.08, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9031.08, "end": 9031.9, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9031.9, "end": 9032.74, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9032.74, "end": 9033.58, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9033.58, "end": 9043.58, "text": " Okay, here it is right here."}, {"start": 9043.58, "end": 9044.58, "text": " Boo!"}, {"start": 9044.58, "end": 9045.58, "text": " Boo!"}, {"start": 9045.58, "end": 9046.58, "text": " Boo!"}, {"start": 9046.58, "end": 9047.58, "text": " There it goes."}, {"start": 9047.58, "end": 9049.58, "text": " All right, there's one done."}, {"start": 9049.58, "end": 9061.58, "text": " Don't know what that's going to point to, but I guess that'll be figured out later."}, {"start": 9061.58, "end": 9069.18, "text": " Oh, no, it won't. It's right here. The hunter, the guardian, the lion."}, {"start": 9079.42, "end": 9080.22, "text": " It's the bow."}, {"start": 9080.22, "end": 9095.3, "text": " Wait, no. The deer watches where faith leans. What does that mean?"}, {"start": 9110.22, "end": 9116.22, "text": " We'll have to get the rest of them, right?"}, {"start": 9116.22, "end": 9129.22, "text": " We're going to have to get the rest of them to find out if that's right or not."}, {"start": 9129.22, "end": 9130.22, "text": " Subcase just joined."}, {"start": 9130.22, "end": 9131.22, "text": " How's it going?"}, {"start": 9131.22, "end": 9137.22, "text": " What do you mean you just joined?"}, {"start": 9137.22, "end": 9154.9, "text": " what do you mean? What do you mean you just, you just joined? Okay. I bet. Lock in Ravenki."}, {"start": 9160.58, "end": 9163.14, "text": " Okay, this room looks rather creepy. There's an ominous"}, {"start": 9167.22, "end": 9170.22, "text": " Oh, another movie reel."}, {"start": 9172.22, "end": 9174.22, "text": " Another movie."}, {"start": 9174.22, "end": 9176.22, "text": " Chad, it's movie time!"}, {"start": 9178.22, "end": 9181.22, "text": " It's movie time again!"}, {"start": 9184.22, "end": 9187.22, "text": " Everybody likes movie time."}, {"start": 9191.22, "end": 9193.22, "text": " Pay attention."}, {"start": 9197.22, "end": 9203.22, "text": " That is, that's creepy. That's real creepy."}, {"start": 9203.22, "end": 9205.22, "text": " Oh, there's something born to f-"}, {"start": 9205.22, "end": 9207.22, "text": " AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 9227.22, "end": 9245.9, "text": " The tape is pointing at the chimney, yeah, which one there's eight of them in this house."}, {"start": 9245.9, "end": 9249.9, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 9249.9, "end": 9250.9, "text": " Cool?"}, {"start": 9250.9, "end": 9266.98, "text": " that was not funny kid you ain't funny stop did you see that you ain't funny"}, {"start": 9266.98, "end": 9274.46, "text": " You evil."}, {"start": 9274.46, "end": 9275.46, "text": " Just here."}, {"start": 9275.46, "end": 9281.699999999999, "text": " Prepare yourself."}, {"start": 9281.7, "end": 9285.140000000001, "text": " the horse gallops where the journey does not end."}, {"start": 9298.18, "end": 9299.78, "text": " Would that be the grim reaper?"}, {"start": 9303.220000000001, "end": 9304.060000000001, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 9311.7, "end": 9324.060000000001, "text": " Okay chat now is there anywhere else I haven't been"}, {"start": 9341.7, "end": 9349.7, "text": " The other Raven Room chat was there two Raven Rooms or was there just one? I could have sworn it was just one."}, {"start": 9356.7, "end": 9359.7, "text": " Snake Room 9 got the snake key yet."}, {"start": 9366.7, "end": 9368.7, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9371.7, "end": 9387.300000000001, "text": " Gigi. So what you're telling me is we're lost."}, {"start": 9390.66, "end": 9395.42, "text": " Unless there was another wound that I needed to use the crowbar on that I"}, {"start": 9395.42, "end": 9402.22, "text": " I haven't seen yet potentially, perhaps, maybe potentially."}, {"start": 9404.82, "end": 9406.12, "text": " Perhaps."}, {"start": 9413.32, "end": 9414.12, "text": " Go to the kitchen."}, {"start": 9414.12, "end": 9416.32, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if that, you know, I will, I will go there"}, {"start": 9416.32, "end": 9417.82, "text": " and see if maybe that's what they want me to do."}, {"start": 9425.42, "end": 9448.06, "text": " No, nothing going on in here, nothing going on in here, besides you know what crime scene"}, {"start": 9448.06, "end": 9461.26, "text": " obviously but that's come from outside I don't know what we haven't uh where we"}, {"start": 9461.26, "end": 9467.74, "text": " haven't been let me go look on the third floor real quick"}, {"start": 9471.42, "end": 9477.18, "text": " hey you hear me I'm going to look on the third floor"}, {"start": 9478.06, "end": 9488.38, "text": " The third one can't go in that door."}, {"start": 9488.38, "end": 9491.58, "text": " What's in here?"}, {"start": 9491.58, "end": 9492.58, "text": " That was the first..."}, {"start": 9492.58, "end": 9504.58, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"}, {"start": 9504.58, "end": 9512.94, "text": " I really thought I found some chat. No joke. I really thought I did bro"}, {"start": 9519.02, "end": 9525.46, "text": " Okay, we we do have a big problem right now though and the big problem right now is that we have"}, {"start": 9526.62, "end": 9528.62, "text": " Absolutely"}, {"start": 9528.62, "end": 9530.62, "text": " Positively"}, {"start": 9530.62, "end": 9537.62, "text": " No idea where we need to be going."}, {"start": 9537.62, "end": 9542.62, "text": " Kitcha-Tay, where there was a note on it."}, {"start": 9542.62, "end": 9546.62, "text": " Oh, here we go!"}, {"start": 9546.62, "end": 9549.62, "text": " Perfect!"}, {"start": 9549.62, "end": 9555.62, "text": " We're saved!"}, {"start": 9555.62, "end": 9558.62, "text": " This is the coziest room in the whole house so far, by the way."}, {"start": 9558.62, "end": 9560.86, "text": " If every room was like this, that'd be great."}, {"start": 9562.1, "end": 9563.820000000002, "text": " Oh, that's just the last one, huh?"}, {"start": 9563.820000000002, "end": 9564.660000000002, "text": " The lion."}, {"start": 9566.1, "end": 9567.400000000001, "text": " Are you ready to get jump-scared?"}, {"start": 9567.400000000001, "end": 9568.240000000002, "text": " I hope so."}, {"start": 9572.220000000001, "end": 9574.7, "text": " Cause you know it's not to happen."}, {"start": 9574.7, "end": 9576.140000000001, "text": " I'm prepared."}, {"start": 9576.140000000001, "end": 9576.980000000001, "text": " Are you?"}, {"start": 9579.740000000002, "end": 9580.900000000001, "text": " I hope you're prepared."}, {"start": 9580.9, "end": 9592.9, "text": " Okay, those noises are rather creepy, I'll be real with y'all."}, {"start": 9592.9, "end": 9605.9, "text": " The noise is creepy."}, {"start": 9605.9, "end": 9624.14, "text": " the lion roars were steel commands"}, {"start": 9635.9, "end": 9664.039999999999, "text": " Yo, Brew with the 5th."}, {"start": 9664.04, "end": 9666.04, "text": " Is this the one that's wrong?"}, {"start": 9666.04, "end": 9674.04, "text": " Yes, the snake key."}, {"start": 9674.04, "end": 9678.04, "text": " That's the last piece."}, {"start": 9678.04, "end": 9679.04, "text": " Jump scare!"}, {"start": 9679.04, "end": 9681.04, "text": " Jump scare, you ain't gonna give me this time,"}, {"start": 9681.04, "end": 9682.04, "text": " because I already know what's coming."}, {"start": 9682.04, "end": 9684.04, "text": " Good try, buddy."}, {"start": 9684.04, "end": 9688.04, "text": " I'm pre-good try."}, {"start": 9688.04, "end": 9690.04, "text": " Pre-good try, buddy."}, {"start": 9690.04, "end": 9710.44, "text": " Well, that wasn't just a jump scare."}, {"start": 9710.44, "end": 9713.480000000001, "text": " That was an actual getting chased action."}, {"start": 9713.480000000001, "end": 9718.800000000001, "text": " So you call the ad, you call that."}, {"start": 9718.800000000001, "end": 9720.720000000001, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 9720.720000000001, "end": 9722.320000000002, "text": " You know what else? I'm going to call them again."}, {"start": 9722.320000000002, "end": 9723.800000000001, "text": " They're about to try another one right here,"}, {"start": 9723.800000000001, "end": 9727.2, "text": " but you ain't going to get me."}, {"start": 9727.2, "end": 9729.720000000001, "text": " They about to try it again, but they ain't going to get me."}, {"start": 9733.720000000001, "end": 9735.52, "text": " Was the snake room on this floor?"}, {"start": 9735.52, "end": 9736.640000000001, "text": " Was it on the bottom floor?"}, {"start": 9744.000000000002, "end": 9744.500000000002, "text": " Bottom?"}, {"start": 9748.800000000001, "end": 9755.800000000001, "text": " I hope you're right."}, {"start": 9755.800000000001, "end": 9762.800000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 9762.800000000001, "end": 9764.800000000001, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 9764.800000000001, "end": 9769.800000000001, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 9769.800000000001, "end": 9772.800000000001, "text": " I did all that work to get led to the..."}, {"start": 9772.800000000001, "end": 9776.800000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 9776.800000000001, "end": 9783.1, "text": " Oh, yeah. We thought the house was bad, more half-mercy than basement is."}, {"start": 9784.800000000001, "end": 9785.800000000001, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 9787.300000000001, "end": 9789.300000000001, "text": " Look out, Buster."}, {"start": 9790.800000000001, "end": 9797.800000000001, "text": " Oh, my goodness! It's Andy! I guess that's one of our friends!"}, {"start": 9798.800000000001, "end": 9802.300000000001, "text": " Yaaah, Lee Andy got snapped up!"}, {"start": 9802.300000000001, "end": 9827.300000000001, "text": " All my friends are dead Oh, so the basement's a lot bigger than I thought it was, okay."}, {"start": 9827.300000000001, "end": 9831.78, "text": " Oh, they say they turn me a little light on in here. Thank you"}, {"start": 9833.300000000001, "end": 9838.740000000002, "text": " Yeah, RIP Andy Chan, he gone man. All we wanted to do was go camping"}, {"start": 9838.74, "end": 9851.46, "text": " Oh, that's smooth, man."}, {"start": 9851.46, "end": 9856.18, "text": " Yo, this place is like a maze."}, {"start": 9856.18, "end": 9859.9, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 9859.9, "end": 9864.9, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 9864.9, "end": 9875.9, "text": " Yeah, we know the screen staring if you'd have been here to saw the game you didn't know that there's no setting for it."}, {"start": 9875.9, "end": 9880.9, "text": " Sit here saying it over and over again. Mods get them out of here."}, {"start": 9880.9, "end": 9885.9, "text": " We know."}, {"start": 9885.9, "end": 9891.9, "text": " We know it's tearing, bud. It's tearing for me too."}, {"start": 9891.9, "end": 9908.74, "text": " do but you know what I do I deal with it what do I do chat I deal with it buddy"}, {"start": 9912.26, "end": 9917.539999999999, "text": " you know why cuz they call me the dealer"}, {"start": 9917.54, "end": 9939.1, "text": " that's right that's right they call me the dealer another movie reel what I mean"}, {"start": 9939.1, "end": 9945.74, "text": " I'll go watch it I guess. I'm going further. Wait am I back where I think I am? Okay I am."}, {"start": 9947.82, "end": 9953.82, "text": " Chat, do you call me the dealer? You know you do, don't lie. You know you refer-"}, {"start": 9999.1, "end": 10024.1, "text": " I don't like this place here."}, {"start": 10024.1, "end": 10048.1, "text": " I hate the sound of my soul and chains all through."}, {"start": 10048.1, "end": 10058.380000000001, "text": " I lost them."}, {"start": 10058.380000000001, "end": 10060.62, "text": " Chad, I lost them."}, {"start": 10060.62, "end": 10062.5, "text": " We're out of there."}, {"start": 10062.5, "end": 10065.7, "text": " We're out of there, baby."}, {"start": 10065.7, "end": 10074.140000000001, "text": " Photogenic memory, the dealer."}, {"start": 10074.14, "end": 10076.14, "text": " You're a dealer, baby!"}, {"start": 10084.14, "end": 10086.14, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 10091.14, "end": 10096.14, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 10099.14, "end": 10101.14, "text": " What's that juicy noise?"}, {"start": 10101.14, "end": 10104.14, "text": " Yo, hold on now!"}, {"start": 10104.14, "end": 10105.14, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 10105.14, "end": 10113.14, "text": " Hey, sir, hold on, let me tell you something real quick, hold up!"}, {"start": 10113.14, "end": 10122.14, "text": " Hey, sir, big doll, look here."}, {"start": 10122.14, "end": 10127.14, "text": " Um, yeah."}, {"start": 10127.14, "end": 10132.14, "text": " Yeah, do me a solemn let me go real quick"}, {"start": 10134.14, "end": 10136.199999999999, "text": " because if you let me go,"}, {"start": 10136.199999999999, "end": 10137.92, "text": " I'll help you do whatever you wanna do."}, {"start": 10137.92, "end": 10139.8, "text": " I'll do your grocery store runs"}, {"start": 10139.8, "end": 10142.08, "text": " because I know you ain't gonna go no grocery store."}, {"start": 10142.08, "end": 10144.439999999999, "text": " I'll do your grocery store runs and all that."}, {"start": 10146.439999999999, "end": 10148.039999999999, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 10148.039999999999, "end": 10150.24, "text": " Hold on, sir, what if you better kill me free?"}, {"start": 10151.8, "end": 10152.64, "text": " Hey, shut up!"}, {"start": 10157.14, "end": 10159.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10180.9, "end": 10182.9, "text": " What"}, {"start": 10187.14, "end": 10197.14, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 10197.14, "end": 10202.099999999999, "text": " So let me guess, that means there's going to be a guest three."}, {"start": 10202.099999999999, "end": 10208.099999999999, "text": " Is that what they're trying to tell me?"}, {"start": 10208.099999999999, "end": 10210.26, "text": " There's going to be a guest three."}, {"start": 10210.26, "end": 10214.58, "text": " That has to be what it was."}, {"start": 10214.58, "end": 10216.3, "text": " That was a pretty good scary game though."}, {"start": 10216.300000000001, "end": 10224.300000000001, "text": " They had some good scary games and some good some good jump scares in that thing. Would you agree chat? I would agree I"}, {"start": 10226.140000000001, "end": 10228.140000000001, "text": " Thought that was rather"}, {"start": 10228.580000000002, "end": 10230.580000000002, "text": " Pretty good"}, {"start": 10231.980000000001, "end": 10233.980000000001, "text": " Rather pretty good"}, {"start": 10235.420000000002, "end": 10237.94, "text": " I mean there's this game I was gonna try while back and forgot to play it"}, {"start": 10241.26, "end": 10245.060000000001, "text": " Recap our friends went missing in the middle of the woods because we wanted to go camping"}, {"start": 10245.06, "end": 10251.46, "text": " And we went to go find him we wound up in a crazy house and the people in the house were those people"}, {"start": 10251.46, "end": 10253.46, "text": " They wanted to hunt us down and kill us"}, {"start": 10253.619999999999, "end": 10258.76, "text": " Lock in I said I was gonna play this game a while back. It looks good. I forgot about until the day I seen it again"}, {"start": 10259.34, "end": 10262.14, "text": " Lock in to walk and trade. I'll be right back"}, {"start": 10275.06, "end": 10282.06, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 10282.06, "end": 10287.06, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 10287.06, "end": 10293.06, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 10293.06, "end": 10298.06, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 10298.06, "end": 10303.06, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 10393.06, "end": 10419.56, "text": " Are you locked in?"}, {"start": 10419.56, "end": 10425.96, "text": " Few people in the stream recommended this game to me like a month ago when it came out or something, but I forgot to play it till now."}, {"start": 10427.56, "end": 10429.359999999999, "text": " Name of this game is"}, {"start": 10431.16, "end": 10433.16, "text": " The Walking Trade."}, {"start": 10434.76, "end": 10441.76, "text": " So we about to see what it's called about. Apparently it's like you try to run like a business in a zombie apocalypse or something."}, {"start": 10442.96, "end": 10449.06, "text": " And I saw on a picture you could shoot your customers. So I was like, man, that might be right at my alley right there."}, {"start": 10449.56, "end": 10455.56, "text": " So, I figured I'd give it a shot."}, {"start": 10455.56, "end": 10461.56, "text": " 1920 by 1080, oh no!"}, {"start": 10461.56, "end": 10465.56, "text": " Uh-uh!"}, {"start": 10465.56, "end": 10467.56, "text": " Not right now, we ain't..."}, {"start": 10467.56, "end": 10470.56, "text": " V-Sync will turn that off, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 10470.56, "end": 10472.56, "text": " Yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 10472.56, "end": 10474.56, "text": " Yeah, what y'all gonna do about it?"}, {"start": 10474.56, "end": 10476.56, "text": " Nothing!"}, {"start": 10476.56, "end": 10478.56, "text": " V-Sync off!"}, {"start": 10478.56, "end": 10481.439999999999, "text": " Unless I have to turn it back on and then I will"}, {"start": 10486.48, "end": 10489.359999999999, "text": " Should I prefire the mouse sensitivity chat should I do it"}, {"start": 10496.16, "end": 10502.6, "text": " Right there the walking trade let's see what we got here buster"}, {"start": 10502.6, "end": 10515.12, "text": " Hard core mode one life and it's over dying will permanently delete this save forever"}, {"start": 10515.12, "end": 10537.240000000002, "text": " I don't know nothing about this game I'm gonna do default to start off with"}, {"start": 10537.24, "end": 10539.24, "text": " cause I don't know what's going on here."}, {"start": 10541.24, "end": 10543.24, "text": " What does this do?"}, {"start": 10544.24, "end": 10545.24, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 10551.24, "end": 10554.24, "text": " Is that a minigun? He- Yo, what is it?"}, {"start": 10561.24, "end": 10562.24, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10567.24, "end": 10571.66, "text": " Yo Natalie with the five W Natalie with the five"}, {"start": 10574.6, "end": 10576.6, "text": " Is her screen tear for real"}, {"start": 10578.56, "end": 10583.18, "text": " No, there's not UV sink nerds just want the sink turn on bro get out of here"}, {"start": 10589.52, "end": 10595.86, "text": " What's going on there is no there's not I can literally see what y'all see there is no screen tear where is it then?"}, {"start": 10597.24, "end": 10608.4, "text": " is this my shop yeah y'all are trolling well maybe there's a slight amount"}, {"start": 10608.4, "end": 10611.56, "text": " golly"}, {"start": 10612.08, "end": 10615.08, "text": " whoa"}, {"start": 10627.24, "end": 10632.24, "text": " Is that better?"}, {"start": 10632.24, "end": 10647.64, "text": " Alright, so again, I think the whole premise of this game is you run a supermarket, essentially,"}, {"start": 10647.64, "end": 10654.3, "text": " in the middle of a zombie apocalypse."}, {"start": 10654.300000000001, "end": 10660.54, "text": " look kind of cinema though can you name your store in this game chat surely you"}, {"start": 10660.54, "end": 10666.740000000002, "text": " can right ready to move this so y'all can see the what's it called"}, {"start": 10670.500000000002, "end": 10674.900000000001, "text": " check can you name your store in this game"}, {"start": 10674.9, "end": 10683.9, "text": " You don't never know nothing, man, watch out, no, none, man."}, {"start": 10683.9, "end": 10689.9, "text": " Oh, we got double doors leading into the shop."}, {"start": 10689.9, "end": 10691.9, "text": " Hold up now."}, {"start": 10691.9, "end": 10698.9, "text": " Oh, it's showing me how disgusting and destroyed and dilapidated my building that I have is."}, {"start": 10698.9, "end": 10703.9, "text": " But hey, if we got it for free, because I guess it's just like a situation if it's a"}, {"start": 10703.9, "end": 10708.9, "text": " zombie apocalypse, you just kind of state claimed everything and you just take it."}, {"start": 10708.9, "end": 10711.9, "text": " Broken wheel, let me throw this in the garbage over here."}, {"start": 10711.9, "end": 10712.9, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10712.9, "end": 10714.9, "text": " Throw that in there."}, {"start": 10714.9, "end": 10715.9, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 10715.9, "end": 10716.9, "text": " Got that."}, {"start": 10716.9, "end": 10717.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10717.9, "end": 10718.9, "text": " Hold up now."}, {"start": 10718.9, "end": 10721.9, "text": " I'm going to take all the solids out."}, {"start": 10721.9, "end": 10722.9, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10722.9, "end": 10723.9, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10723.9, "end": 10727.9, "text": " Yo, Sherry with the file."}, {"start": 10727.9, "end": 10734.9, "text": " Now, kiddie, no man, no man, oh."}, {"start": 10740.9, "end": 10747.9, "text": " Kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie, kiddie."}, {"start": 10757.9, "end": 10765.5, "text": " Did you do it?"}, {"start": 10765.5, "end": 10767.9, "text": " Do you kiddo?"}, {"start": 10767.9, "end": 10777.66, "text": " All right, anyway, anyway, let's continue to clean up"}, {"start": 10777.66, "end": 10781.34, "text": " our area that we're going to be running a scam operation out"}, {"start": 10781.34, "end": 10783.02, "text": " of."}, {"start": 10783.02, "end": 10786.82, "text": " I really am just a business man."}, {"start": 10786.82, "end": 10788.82, "text": " Really am just a business man."}, {"start": 10788.82, "end": 10793.1, "text": " All these businesses I got, I even took it another step."}, {"start": 10793.1, "end": 10793.82, "text": " Ooh, a hammer."}, {"start": 10802.66, "end": 10806.5, "text": " Hey, sir, I don't like the price of your dead."}, {"start": 10806.5, "end": 10809.74, "text": " Got me messed up."}, {"start": 10809.74, "end": 10812.18, "text": " Anyway, let's throw these toilets out."}, {"start": 10813.96, "end": 10814.8, "text": " Can I not sell these?"}, {"start": 10814.8, "end": 10816.3, "text": " What kind of stuff are we even gonna sell"}, {"start": 10816.3, "end": 10818.0, "text": " in a zombie apocalypse?"}, {"start": 10823.119999999999, "end": 10825.22, "text": " Chat, I'm so desperate to run,"}, {"start": 10825.22, "end": 10826.68, "text": " business is broad and I done went"}, {"start": 10826.68, "end": 10829.5, "text": " to a zombie apocalypse and started one."}, {"start": 10829.5, "end": 10830.5, "text": " Can I throw this?"}, {"start": 10830.5, "end": 10832.02, "text": " Call me!"}, {"start": 10832.02, "end": 10833.84, "text": " Okay, nevermind, I tried it."}, {"start": 10835.28, "end": 10836.88, "text": " Can't blame me for trying."}, {"start": 10837.6, "end": 10840.320000000002, "text": " This music is giving Minecraft a little bit"}, {"start": 10842.76, "end": 10846.380000000001, "text": " Okay, yeah, you can't really throw items got it"}, {"start": 10847.000000000002, "end": 10851.960000000001, "text": " All right, you know this place is dead. It's almost like there's a zombie apocalypse going on"}, {"start": 10851.960000000001, "end": 10854.44, "text": " We gonna get no customers like everybody coming through this place"}, {"start": 10861.080000000002, "end": 10863.080000000002, "text": " It is cold you know"}, {"start": 10863.08, "end": 10875.76, "text": " Wait, maybe there's stuff I can sell in this box."}, {"start": 10875.76, "end": 10880.76, "text": " That's why you never throw things away."}, {"start": 10880.76, "end": 10881.76, "text": " Item details?"}, {"start": 10881.76, "end": 10882.76, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 10882.76, "end": 10883.76, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 10883.76, "end": 10885.92, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 10885.92, "end": 10892.92, "text": " You can set the..."}, {"start": 10892.92, "end": 10896.16, "text": " The current price is 50, whatever that is."}, {"start": 10896.16, "end": 10898.4, "text": " So there's a different kind of currency."}, {"start": 10901.28, "end": 10903.04, "text": " Estimated value is 50."}, {"start": 10903.04, "end": 10905.5, "text": " So I would bring it up to 61."}, {"start": 10907.28, "end": 10908.38, "text": " I'd bring it up to 60."}, {"start": 10912.48, "end": 10913.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10914.08, "end": 10915.58, "text": " Let me grab that."}, {"start": 10915.58, "end": 10917.02, "text": " I'm gonna drop it right here."}, {"start": 10919.34, "end": 10922.06, "text": " That's gonna be my first out of my sale right there."}, {"start": 10922.06, "end": 10926.779999999999, "text": " That's not a scam. It's a zombie apocalypse. I'm just trying to make it out here. Let's see what's in here, too"}, {"start": 10932.859999999999, "end": 10934.859999999999, "text": " Tinned fruit"}, {"start": 10938.38, "end": 10944.699999999999, "text": " Current price wait estimated value is 12 so I'm gonna set it"}, {"start": 10948.3, "end": 10950.3, "text": " At 20"}, {"start": 10950.76, "end": 10952.76, "text": " Got it"}, {"start": 10953.640000000001, "end": 10958.04, "text": " Grab I don't know what to do with all this stuff. Can I get like a shelf or something?"}, {"start": 10959.720000000001, "end": 10965.52, "text": " Chat look, I'm gonna zombie apocalypse dude. It's like the Wild West out here. I do not care. I'm tired of being polite"}, {"start": 10965.68, "end": 10970.000000000002, "text": " I'm going back to running business is the way I used to back when I used to run a grocery store"}, {"start": 10970.000000000002, "end": 10972.000000000002, "text": " I'm done being a nice boss. It's over"}, {"start": 10973.320000000002, "end": 10979.76, "text": " It's over. I've been nice for too long. I'm not to get every little bit of money. I can't I'm trying to save my family"}, {"start": 10980.300000000001, "end": 10982.800000000001, "text": " six beer skis."}, {"start": 10985.000000000002, "end": 10986.52, "text": " Estimated value is 15."}, {"start": 10986.52, "end": 10988.6, "text": " Oh, dude, zombie apocalypse."}, {"start": 10988.6, "end": 10991.500000000002, "text": " I can get away with going 25 for these, no joke."}, {"start": 10993.44, "end": 10996.800000000001, "text": " I can 100% get away going 25 here."}, {"start": 10996.800000000001, "end": 10997.640000000001, "text": " Ain't no doubt about it."}, {"start": 10997.640000000001, "end": 10998.720000000001, "text": " Let me get rid of this."}, {"start": 11003.44, "end": 11004.880000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 11004.880000000001, "end": 11006.400000000001, "text": " Open the jammed door."}, {"start": 11006.400000000001, "end": 11008.160000000002, "text": " Oh, there's a shelf right here."}, {"start": 11010.300000000001, "end": 11012.300000000001, "text": " Put this right here. Boom."}, {"start": 11013.820000000002, "end": 11015.820000000002, "text": " Chat, look at this, man. Look at this, bro."}, {"start": 11017.740000000002, "end": 11025.580000000002, "text": " Look at us. All businesses start somewhere, don't they? Kitty!"}, {"start": 11028.86, "end": 11032.060000000001, "text": " Hey, all businesses start somewhere."}, {"start": 11034.300000000001, "end": 11037.18, "text": " Hold on. Another one of these. Boom."}, {"start": 11037.18, "end": 11045.7, "text": " chat come on man how many supermarkets are there really in a zombie apocalypse"}, {"start": 11045.7, "end": 11053.06, "text": " you know what I mean people ain't got no option but what to come to me they ain't"}, {"start": 11053.06, "end": 11058.42, "text": " got no choice like man I really need some stuff my whole family's about to die"}, {"start": 11058.42, "end": 11063.1, "text": " we ain't eight and four days because the zombies are just everywhere and I can't"}, {"start": 11063.1, "end": 11069.720000000001, "text": " go nowhere. Let me head down to casos. Yeah, maybe I'm getting scammed, but at least my"}, {"start": 11069.720000000001, "end": 11080.98, "text": " family can eat tonight. That's the mentality they have. So you know what I mean? Clean."}, {"start": 11081.939999999999, "end": 11083.939999999999, "text": " Y'all like this"}, {"start": 11090.14, "end": 11093.06, "text": " That's what we got for sale in the supermarket right now"}, {"start": 11093.98, "end": 11097.22, "text": " All right, they wanted me to open the jam door is this it right here"}, {"start": 11099.82, "end": 11102.46, "text": " No, oh, this is it what is this"}, {"start": 11105.42, "end": 11108.3, "text": " Pick up the cardboard box container all right"}, {"start": 11110.98, "end": 11114.9, "text": " Wait, is this where I'm gonna live?"}, {"start": 11114.9, "end": 11117.38, "text": " I live on sight."}, {"start": 11119.74, "end": 11121.58, "text": " Unlabeled tin."}, {"start": 11121.58, "end": 11123.98, "text": " So this has like some random food in it."}, {"start": 11123.98, "end": 11126.82, "text": " Therefore I should knock up the price of crazy amount"}, {"start": 11126.82, "end": 11128.74, "text": " because there's no telling what to be in it."}, {"start": 11128.74, "end": 11129.699999999999, "text": " If I sell it."}, {"start": 11131.18, "end": 11133.1, "text": " Cardboard box."}, {"start": 11133.1, "end": 11134.66, "text": " Put an item in the box."}, {"start": 11134.66, "end": 11136.1, "text": " Oh, this makes it way easier."}, {"start": 11136.1, "end": 11136.939999999999, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 11136.94, "end": 11141.140000000001, "text": " Place on the shelf using a container."}, {"start": 11141.140000000001, "end": 11144.54, "text": " Okay, that's way easier."}, {"start": 11144.54, "end": 11146.54, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11146.54, "end": 11149.34, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11149.34, "end": 11151.04, "text": " Put these on the shelf."}, {"start": 11151.04, "end": 11153.44, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 11153.44, "end": 11154.640000000001, "text": " Drop this."}, {"start": 11154.640000000001, "end": 11156.84, "text": " Hey, chat."}, {"start": 11156.84, "end": 11158.94, "text": " Look, all businesses start somewhere."}, {"start": 11158.94, "end": 11161.94, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11161.94, "end": 11164.140000000001, "text": " Unlabeled 10."}, {"start": 11164.14, "end": 11176.599999999999, "text": " like this could be like some sushi in here so me selling them for three for"}, {"start": 11176.599999999999, "end": 11182.18, "text": " three dollars I'm scamming myself I'm taking this up to ten that's kind of"}, {"start": 11182.18, "end": 11185.46, "text": " crazy you know I'm gonna go eight I don't want to go too crazy on the first"}, {"start": 11185.46, "end": 11192.9, "text": " day I don't want to go too crazy here I'm gonna go ahead and let's just go open"}, {"start": 11192.9, "end": 11200.02, "text": " store for business by clicking the entrance switch. Oh, that's cool. That's kind of cool."}, {"start": 11201.14, "end": 11202.42, "text": " Serve your first customer."}, {"start": 11207.38, "end": 11212.9, "text": " Hey, how you doing? Oh, it's rough out there, ain't it, buddy? Got a whole bunch of zombie"}, {"start": 11212.9, "end": 11216.9, "text": " action going. Welcome into the shop, though. Take what you need, not get you going."}, {"start": 11216.9, "end": 11226.06, "text": " Yeah, what you want all that stuff I'll bring more batteries wait his batteries the currency"}, {"start": 11226.06, "end": 11230.18, "text": " Yeah, that's mystery meeting there sir. It's been sitting in his bed"}, {"start": 11230.18, "end": 11247.66, "text": " How you doing big dog is rough out there ain't it come over in here get you some stuff to"}, {"start": 11247.66, "end": 11254.02, "text": " help you survive out there buddy it's a rough day see he ain't complaining about the prices"}, {"start": 11254.02, "end": 11261.300000000001, "text": " that's what I'm talking about. That other dude was just being cheap. How you doing, sir? You want"}, {"start": 11261.300000000001, "end": 11269.78, "text": " one tinned fruit for 20 batteries. That is such a scam. All right, big dog, 20 batteries is what I do with this."}, {"start": 11272.74, "end": 11279.300000000001, "text": " So batteries is the currency. Got it. You're good to go, big dog. Thank you for being here."}, {"start": 11279.300000000001, "end": 11285.28, "text": " How you doing ma'am you doing I hope you find everything you oh you're getting you some"}, {"start": 11285.28, "end": 11286.28, "text": " beer ski huh?"}, {"start": 11286.28, "end": 11291.28, "text": " Alright I'll see how it is getting you some uh getting you some beer ski huh?"}, {"start": 11291.28, "end": 11302.28, "text": " Twenty-five I actually am scamming this is bad that's gonna run you twenty-five boom"}, {"start": 11302.28, "end": 11309.28, "text": " ooh the green one green ones go over here boom oh what this is a faulty ma'am"}, {"start": 11309.28, "end": 11311.28, "text": " This is a faulty battery."}, {"start": 11314.12, "end": 11318.640000000001, "text": " This customer's given a uncharged battery you can sound the alarm by pressing right click."}, {"start": 11319.76, "end": 11321.76, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 11322.08, "end": 11324.08, "text": " You better give me a-"}, {"start": 11325.36, "end": 11329.800000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry I'll return tomorrow with charged batteries, I promise."}, {"start": 11330.880000000001, "end": 11333.960000000001, "text": " I hate to do this, but I haven't got enough on me. Can I come back?"}, {"start": 11339.28, "end": 11352.28, "text": " Sure. Just tell your friends about me. Keep the lights on. I'm a good guy for that."}, {"start": 11352.28, "end": 11368.28, "text": " Steals. Branch out. What? 10% increased reputation per sale with fair pricing. Fair pricing might"}, {"start": 11368.28, "end": 11369.12, "text": " might be an issue."}, {"start": 11377.880000000001, "end": 11378.720000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11381.400000000001, "end": 11383.44, "text": " Chesh, that low of my price, it is not."}, {"start": 11383.44, "end": 11384.84, "text": " Why is everybody just leaving"}, {"start": 11384.84, "end": 11386.6, "text": " out of here without buying something?"}, {"start": 11386.6, "end": 11388.0, "text": " What are y'all doing?"}, {"start": 11388.0, "end": 11389.12, "text": " I really don't understand."}, {"start": 11389.12, "end": 11392.2, "text": " You're gonna come here and breathe my air"}, {"start": 11392.2, "end": 11395.08, "text": " that I pay for, but you're gonna have to buy something."}, {"start": 11395.08, "end": 11396.6, "text": " You ain't tough."}, {"start": 11396.6, "end": 11398.92, "text": " I promise you ain't tough."}, {"start": 11398.92, "end": 11400.380000000001, "text": " You better buy something."}, {"start": 11401.84, "end": 11402.84, "text": " That's what I thought."}, {"start": 11402.84, "end": 11404.0, "text": " Got me messed up."}, {"start": 11404.0, "end": 11405.44, "text": " I run this business."}, {"start": 11410.0, "end": 11410.84, "text": " What's up big dog?"}, {"start": 11410.84, "end": 11413.08, "text": " You got one beer, go ahead, 25."}, {"start": 11415.56, "end": 11416.4, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 11417.880000000001, "end": 11420.380000000001, "text": " You have a good night, hope a zombie don't eat you."}, {"start": 11423.800000000001, "end": 11425.16, "text": " Price is too high."}, {"start": 11425.16, "end": 11427.16, "text": " But I'm trying to"}, {"start": 11431.76, "end": 11437.76, "text": " Fine, I'll take it down that down to 20 I'll take this down to like 15"}, {"start": 11438.52, "end": 11440.9, "text": " No, forget that. That's too less 17"}, {"start": 11442.88, "end": 11444.88, "text": " Ain't nobody bought none of these"}, {"start": 11447.119999999999, "end": 11451.76, "text": " I'm taking it down to five that's all I'm doing I'm trying to make money chat you see how much I got it"}, {"start": 11451.76, "end": 11453.76, "text": " You see how much I got a like take it"}, {"start": 11455.16, "end": 11459.28, "text": " Big dog. I've been closed. What are you doing? Oh"}, {"start": 11463.8, "end": 11466.52, "text": " You wanted to come here and get you a beer last second. All right"}, {"start": 11469.72, "end": 11474.96, "text": " You feel exhausted use the bed to rest. Yeah, you got your you're interrupted my sleeping time buster"}, {"start": 11475.88, "end": 11477.88, "text": " to batter so"}, {"start": 11478.0, "end": 11480.0, "text": " You have a good night. Thank you"}, {"start": 11480.2, "end": 11482.2, "text": " Yeah, let's close this off. I"}, {"start": 11482.2, "end": 11489.44, "text": " I think that was a profitable little opening opening day. Don't you close them doors. Let me sleep real quick"}, {"start": 11490.92, "end": 11497.08, "text": " That was profitable right there because everything that we got was free. We didn't even pay in a light bill in this thing. What?"}, {"start": 11501.720000000001, "end": 11506.0, "text": " Plus 80 we earned 1% reputation though"}, {"start": 11507.52, "end": 11511.04, "text": " Availability pricing they like the prices. I"}, {"start": 11511.04, "end": 11521.480000000001, "text": " I guess I did good here profit was 80 I bet so can you just sell anything you"}, {"start": 11521.480000000001, "end": 11523.880000000001, "text": " find"}, {"start": 11526.28, "end": 11532.400000000001, "text": " I noticed stupid kid didn't bring a zombie to my business"}, {"start": 11532.4, "end": 11534.4, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11534.4, "end": 11536.4, "text": " You stupid..."}, {"start": 11562.4, "end": 11569.4, "text": " Hold on, that was an employee."}, {"start": 11569.4, "end": 11579.4, "text": " Hold on, that could have been an employee."}, {"start": 11579.4, "end": 11586.08, "text": " The only reason I restarted is because it said Robin has been killed, they won't return"}, {"start": 11586.08, "end": 11587.08, "text": " for work."}, {"start": 11587.08, "end": 11588.08, "text": " I'm like, wait a minute."}, {"start": 11588.08, "end": 11589.08, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 11589.08, "end": 11592.08, "text": " I didn't just kill my first employee, did I?"}, {"start": 11595.58, "end": 11597.08, "text": " Oh, I can search it."}, {"start": 11597.08, "end": 11599.08, "text": " Yo, where's this stupid kid going to save your life"}, {"start": 11599.08, "end": 11601.08, "text": " and not even giving a thank you?"}, {"start": 11602.58, "end": 11604.08, "text": " Yo, hold up a minute!"}, {"start": 11604.08, "end": 11606.08, "text": " Yo, come here, you goober!"}, {"start": 11607.08, "end": 11609.08, "text": " Look at this cop!"}, {"start": 11609.08, "end": 11622.28, "text": " I'm not going to lie, kid, you ain't going to make it out here, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 11622.28, "end": 11636.8, "text": " Wait, I don't think I can let you work here, you're about 10."}, {"start": 11636.800000000001, "end": 11639.800000000001, "text": " Go ahead. What does that mean? Show World? Select a job."}, {"start": 11643.800000000001, "end": 11647.800000000001, "text": " He can't do none of these. Show World?"}, {"start": 11650.800000000001, "end": 11652.800000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11652.800000000001, "end": 11667.160000000002, "text": " Assign job into the city pay the city guard 125 batteries to access the city via the world map"}, {"start": 11667.160000000002, "end": 11675.480000000001, "text": " level up a staff member's job rating by overpaying them while they're on the job yeah"}, {"start": 11675.48, "end": 11678.98, "text": " Yeah. Alright bud."}, {"start": 11678.98, "end": 11687.119999999999, "text": " I don't know, what can I assign you to do?"}, {"start": 11687.119999999999, "end": 11690.52, "text": " I guess I just gotta send you home for today."}, {"start": 11690.52, "end": 11693.08, "text": " Cause I have every, all this other stuff."}, {"start": 11693.08, "end": 11694.68, "text": " You better come back here tomorrow, though kid."}, {"start": 11694.68, "end": 11696.88, "text": " I better see you bright and early tomorrow."}, {"start": 11696.88, "end": 11701.88, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 11701.88, "end": 11704.0, "text": " Thanks for the trust yesterday."}, {"start": 11704.0, "end": 11706.36, "text": " You actually brought the batteries back."}, {"start": 11706.36, "end": 11708.08, "text": " I wouldn't expect to see you again."}, {"start": 11708.08, "end": 11709.04, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 11709.04, "end": 11710.76, "text": " Don't get A by a zombie or nothing."}, {"start": 11711.64, "end": 11713.26, "text": " W customer."}, {"start": 11718.04, "end": 11718.88, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11721.36, "end": 11723.24, "text": " Let me put this on the shelf real quick."}, {"start": 11723.24, "end": 11724.76, "text": " We got some Band-Aids."}, {"start": 11724.76, "end": 11726.2, "text": " How much them things cost?"}, {"start": 11727.88, "end": 11728.96, "text": " 15?"}, {"start": 11728.96, "end": 11730.84, "text": " I can bring them things."}, {"start": 11730.84, "end": 11733.08, "text": " It's a zombie apocalypse."}, {"start": 11733.08, "end": 11737.6, "text": " People, people's gonna, bro, people needs band-aids, dude, bad."}, {"start": 11743.52, "end": 11744.64, "text": " I'm going 20 over."}, {"start": 11744.64, "end": 11746.36, "text": " Ersan is keeping for myself."}, {"start": 11746.36, "end": 11747.72, "text": " Now I'm going 20, I'm selling these."}, {"start": 11747.72, "end": 11749.84, "text": " I'm trying to make money right now."}, {"start": 11749.84, "end": 11750.68, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11751.52, "end": 11753.2, "text": " Grab, we're gonna put these here."}, {"start": 11754.08, "end": 11754.92, "text": " Boop."}, {"start": 11755.88, "end": 11756.72, "text": " Take this."}, {"start": 11758.92, "end": 11760.0, "text": " Boop, go."}, {"start": 11760.0, "end": 11761.44, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11761.44, "end": 11763.28, "text": " We have a dead zombie just sitting here."}, {"start": 11763.28, "end": 11764.16, "text": " We got to do something to this."}, {"start": 11764.16, "end": 11767.24, "text": " That's going to drive away some customers."}, {"start": 11767.24, "end": 11767.74, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 11783.32, "end": 11784.04, "text": " That was a zombie."}, {"start": 11784.04, "end": 11785.4, "text": " That wasn't a person we killed, by the way."}, {"start": 11785.4, "end": 11787.76, "text": " That was a zombie."}, {"start": 11787.76, "end": 11789.76, "text": " What is this glowing over here that I just saw?"}, {"start": 11791.44, "end": 11795.42, "text": " We're getting more stock."}, {"start": 11795.42, "end": 11799.28, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 11799.28, "end": 11805.36, "text": " You don't want no spot."}, {"start": 11805.36, "end": 11809.6, "text": " Easy money."}, {"start": 11809.6, "end": 11811.16, "text": " Search that."}, {"start": 11811.16, "end": 11815.12, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11815.12, "end": 11817.62, "text": " Is that money?"}, {"start": 11817.62, "end": 11818.62, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11818.62, "end": 11820.62, "text": " Nuts and worn cloth."}, {"start": 11820.62, "end": 11823.140000000001, "text": " Man, who was gonna buy this?"}, {"start": 11827.02, "end": 11829.78, "text": " Chad, who was gonna buy worn cloth?"}, {"start": 11831.26, "end": 11832.740000000002, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 11832.740000000002, "end": 11834.740000000002, "text": " People need worn cloth."}, {"start": 11836.26, "end": 11838.060000000001, "text": " So they can make bandage"}, {"start": 11838.060000000001, "end": 11840.02, "text": " because people out here getting hurt."}, {"start": 11841.42, "end": 11843.980000000001, "text": " So they need the worn cloth."}, {"start": 11843.980000000001, "end": 11845.1, "text": " Let me up the price on it."}, {"start": 11845.1, "end": 11847.18, "text": " No, I'm gonna leave that, I'm gonna leave that the same."}, {"start": 11847.18, "end": 11848.900000000001, "text": " I ain't upping the price on everything."}, {"start": 11848.9, "end": 11851.4, "text": " Alright, repair the door via build mode."}, {"start": 11854.02, "end": 11854.859999999999, "text": " Okay, clean."}, {"start": 11857.1, "end": 11857.94, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 11859.02, "end": 11862.38, "text": " Open the package delivered by a scavenger worker."}, {"start": 11862.38, "end": 11863.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11864.14, "end": 11864.98, "text": " Where's that at?"}, {"start": 11868.14, "end": 11869.94, "text": " Hold on, I got a delivery where?"}, {"start": 11872.26, "end": 11873.22, "text": " Let me open up real quick."}, {"start": 11873.22, "end": 11874.46, "text": " I'm going to open up shop."}, {"start": 11874.460000000001, "end": 11884.300000000001, "text": " Chat, this is the best post apocalyptic store you could ever go to."}, {"start": 11884.300000000001, "end": 11887.660000000002, "text": " Not gonna lie, you're getting the best deal going here."}, {"start": 11887.660000000002, "end": 11888.660000000002, "text": " Yo, hold up now."}, {"start": 11888.660000000002, "end": 11890.660000000002, "text": " So there's a zombie behind you!"}, {"start": 11890.660000000002, "end": 11899.660000000002, "text": " So you got the head of the-"}, {"start": 11899.66, "end": 11907.66, "text": " You just killed one of my paying customers!"}, {"start": 11907.66, "end": 11910.66, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11910.66, "end": 11913.66, "text": " A customer has died inside your shop and get rid of the vibe for others to see it."}, {"start": 11913.66, "end": 11914.66, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11914.66, "end": 11915.66, "text": " I didn't do it."}, {"start": 11915.66, "end": 11916.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11916.66, "end": 11919.66, "text": " No, I want to move it."}, {"start": 11919.66, "end": 11920.66, "text": " Not loot them."}, {"start": 11920.66, "end": 11921.66, "text": " That was the sheriff."}, {"start": 11921.66, "end": 11923.66, "text": " Lord have mercy to sheriff just died in here."}, {"start": 11923.66, "end": 11924.66, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 11924.66, "end": 11926.66, "text": " Go ahead and six-bit."}, {"start": 11926.66, "end": 11933.08, "text": " How you do how you do a sorry? Oh my goodness"}, {"start": 11951.58, "end": 11955.28, "text": " This is not good. Oh my customers are"}, {"start": 11956.66, "end": 11966.66, "text": " Don't come in here, you- oh lord."}, {"start": 11966.66, "end": 11974.66, "text": " Get my beer on."}, {"start": 11974.66, "end": 11976.66, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 11976.66, "end": 11977.66, "text": " Hey, you just passed out."}, {"start": 11977.66, "end": 11979.66, "text": " He passed out!"}, {"start": 11979.66, "end": 11981.66, "text": " Sir?"}, {"start": 11981.66, "end": 11984.66, "text": " Sir?"}, {"start": 11984.66, "end": 12003.14, "text": " Sir. Oh Lord. Pick him up. I'm so sorry. I tried to save you. How you doing big dog?"}, {"start": 12003.14, "end": 12013.14, "text": " Hold up now. Don't come here yet, sir. There's some stuff going on. Stop, stop, stop, stop."}, {"start": 12013.14, "end": 12022.099999999999, "text": " getting bad reviews I'm trying to sir stop crying it's just some dead zombies"}, {"start": 12022.099999999999, "end": 12029.779999999999, "text": " man sir you over thought of it cuz some dead zombies in the building"}, {"start": 12029.78, "end": 12031.78, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 12031.78, "end": 12033.78, "text": " Customers!"}, {"start": 12033.78, "end": 12035.78, "text": " Customers, help me!"}, {"start": 12037.78, "end": 12039.78, "text": " Customers!"}, {"start": 12039.78, "end": 12041.78, "text": " Why are they helping me?"}, {"start": 12051.78, "end": 12053.78, "text": " Oh, and mercy, there's another one!"}, {"start": 12053.78, "end": 12054.94, "text": " There's another one."}, {"start": 12058.300000000001, "end": 12060.900000000001, "text": " This customer service is on point, by the way."}, {"start": 12063.42, "end": 12066.1, "text": " Can I just, wait, where you going?"}, {"start": 12066.1, "end": 12067.140000000001, "text": " Wait, hold on, where you going?"}, {"start": 12067.140000000001, "end": 12069.1, "text": " Sir, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 12069.1, "end": 12069.94, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 12069.94, "end": 12070.78, "text": " Y'all been there?"}, {"start": 12070.78, "end": 12071.62, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12071.62, "end": 12072.94, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 12072.94, "end": 12074.1, "text": " Have a good night."}, {"start": 12076.02, "end": 12078.78, "text": " Chat, that right there is some good customer service,"}, {"start": 12078.78, "end": 12079.7, "text": " if you ask me."}, {"start": 12079.7, "end": 12080.94, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 12080.94, "end": 12082.980000000001, "text": " I'm over here defending my customers."}, {"start": 12083.78, "end": 12085.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12110.78, "end": 12112.78, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 12113.78, "end": 12120.78, "text": " I can't do this. How you expect me to run my business like this? How? This is ridiculous!"}, {"start": 12126.78, "end": 12131.78, "text": " They never land. They never land, dude!"}, {"start": 12134.78, "end": 12136.78, "text": " I'm going to bed. You got me messed up."}, {"start": 12143.78, "end": 12173.74, "text": " I'm 871 dollars a day somehow."}, {"start": 12173.74, "end": 12178.16, "text": " That's a negative 8% reputation."}, {"start": 12178.16, "end": 12179.36, "text": " Is that what that said?"}, {"start": 12184.44, "end": 12186.08, "text": " Okay, look here, chat."}, {"start": 12186.08, "end": 12190.0, "text": " We are getting rid of all of these bodies around the store."}, {"start": 12190.0, "end": 12190.98, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 12192.76, "end": 12195.66, "text": " We are getting rid of all of these bodies"}, {"start": 12195.66, "end": 12196.94, "text": " that are around here."}, {"start": 12196.94, "end": 12198.76, "text": " This is ridiculous, dude."}, {"start": 12198.76, "end": 12211.92, "text": " Freeze time. No, that's cheating. Who is this? Need a job? Who is this? Is that that"}, {"start": 12211.92, "end": 12220.08, "text": " Goober? What's his name again? All right. Y'all going in the dumpster. I don't know who"}, {"start": 12220.08, "end": 12230.28, "text": " comes and empties this dumpster but I appreciate him. Yo Robin. Oh Robin. What did I miss?"}, {"start": 12230.28, "end": 12236.4, "text": " We were trying to sell some customers some things and a bunch of and a bunch of zombies"}, {"start": 12236.4, "end": 12244.12, "text": " showed up and half of my customers on the day died. So yeah, that's pretty much how"}, {"start": 12244.12, "end": 12249.48, "text": " it's going right now. But we're getting the cleanup handle. Don't worry. I need a bliky"}, {"start": 12249.48, "end": 12257.359999999999, "text": " is what I need more than half well about three-fourths of my customers died but"}, {"start": 12257.359999999999, "end": 12262.16, "text": " it's a zombie apocalypse you know what do you what can you really expect there"}, {"start": 12262.16, "end": 12266.68, "text": " there is gonna be casualties in a zombie apocalypse now I'm not saying I'm glad"}, {"start": 12266.68, "end": 12269.8, "text": " it happened or nothing like that but I'm just saying what could I have really done"}, {"start": 12269.800000000001, "end": 12279.6, "text": " to avoid it upgrade buddy I am doing one thing at a time like what oh if you're"}, {"start": 12279.6, "end": 12283.720000000001, "text": " talking about some upgrade like I'm not clearing out a million zombies out in"}, {"start": 12283.720000000001, "end": 12287.36, "text": " front of my dad gum store man"}, {"start": 12288.480000000001, "end": 12293.640000000001, "text": " seems like you're doing nothing excuse me"}, {"start": 12293.64, "end": 12299.599999999999, "text": " I'm running this here business."}, {"start": 12299.599999999999, "end": 12304.68, "text": " This here is a profitable business and it's not just profitable because everything I've"}, {"start": 12304.68, "end": 12306.199999999999, "text": " gotten is free so far."}, {"start": 12306.199999999999, "end": 12309.84, "text": " No, it would be profitable either way."}, {"start": 12309.84, "end": 12310.84, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 12310.84, "end": 12320.359999999999, "text": " Chad, does it not look like I'm trying my best right now?"}, {"start": 12320.359999999999, "end": 12323.039999999999, "text": " Does it not look like I am?"}, {"start": 12323.04, "end": 12324.480000000001, "text": " I need a bleakie, bro."}, {"start": 12324.480000000001, "end": 12328.320000000002, "text": " If I can get a bleakie, I can actually defend my shop here."}, {"start": 12331.28, "end": 12332.720000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12332.720000000001, "end": 12333.560000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12333.560000000001, "end": 12335.84, "text": " All the bodies, now keep in mind,"}, {"start": 12335.84, "end": 12337.84, "text": " you may think, you know, all your customers died."}, {"start": 12337.84, "end": 12341.52, "text": " Now most of these are zombies anyway,"}, {"start": 12341.52, "end": 12344.320000000002, "text": " so we didn't really, not many people died."}, {"start": 12345.880000000001, "end": 12346.800000000001, "text": " You gotta be fisting me."}, {"start": 12346.800000000001, "end": 12349.480000000001, "text": " Yo, Robin, get over there and kill that zombie."}, {"start": 12350.36, "end": 12352.880000000001, "text": " Yo, if you're standing around doing nothing all day,"}, {"start": 12353.04, "end": 12372.84, "text": " Robin? Robin? I can't move. Robin, get him! Get him, Robin! Robin! Nice, buddy! That's"}, {"start": 12372.84, "end": 12374.84, "text": " It's why I pay you the big bucks!"}, {"start": 12378.84, "end": 12379.84, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 12379.84, "end": 12381.84, "text": " Robin is a good employee."}, {"start": 12389.84, "end": 12391.84, "text": " Ella Mayowe's tiny, well, he's ten."}, {"start": 12393.84, "end": 12395.84, "text": " It's hard to find good help like Robin, though."}, {"start": 12395.84, "end": 12396.84, "text": " I'm glad we got him here."}, {"start": 12396.84, "end": 12400.84, "text": " I'm glad he's an employee of K-SOS,"}, {"start": 12400.84, "end": 12408.32, "text": " post-apocalyptic shop hold on Robin I'm gonna give you a job here in a minute"}, {"start": 12408.32, "end": 12413.960000000001, "text": " give me a second buster there we go all righty"}, {"start": 12413.960000000001, "end": 12421.72, "text": " what is this gunpowder oh I'm selling that for 20 what you talking about yeah"}, {"start": 12421.72, "end": 12427.52, "text": " we're going to put this for sale gun gunpowder"}, {"start": 12427.880000000001, "end": 12431.960000000001, "text": " Worn cloth, let's sell that for five. We'll just put it up one"}, {"start": 12433.04, "end": 12435.04, "text": " clean"}, {"start": 12435.84, "end": 12442.960000000001, "text": " Metal scraps we'll sell that for 10 chat. I'm not price gals and am I are y'all are do y'all agree with this pricing?"}, {"start": 12446.6, "end": 12448.4, "text": " Boom"}, {"start": 12448.4, "end": 12451.0, "text": " Hammer we're selling that for 12. What you call them out?"}, {"start": 12452.0, "end": 12454.24, "text": " hammer goes right there"}, {"start": 12454.24, "end": 12468.8, "text": " metal scraps there we go metal scraps let's go unlabeled tin which is what"}, {"start": 12468.8, "end": 12474.16, "text": " one of them customers drop because they have no respect for the shop all right"}, {"start": 12474.16, "end": 12478.8, "text": " beer ski use the box it's only a few items that are all different that'd be a"}, {"start": 12478.8, "end": 12483.56, "text": " waste of time can't put multiple of the same thing unless you can and I don't"}, {"start": 12483.56, "end": 12489.8, "text": " know about it. Okay, y'all said hit down reduce reputation penalty when a customer dies in"}, {"start": 12489.8, "end": 12505.48, "text": " the store over. We are unlocking that buster. Excuse me all day. All right, let's open up."}, {"start": 12505.48, "end": 12512.92, "text": " We're just now opening. It's like six o'clock 430. Yeah, what's good Robin? I'm going to"}, {"start": 12512.92, "end": 12522.92, "text": " I need you to, uh, I guess just go home."}, {"start": 12524.92, "end": 12526.92, "text": " Have a good one, Robin."}, {"start": 12527.92, "end": 12529.92, "text": " Spin on the other skills."}, {"start": 12537.92, "end": 12539.92, "text": " Looting speed, that's big."}, {"start": 12539.92, "end": 12549.68, "text": " that's big right there. Alright, so I said there's a gun on the night stand. Welcome"}, {"start": 12549.68, "end": 12568.72, "text": " to my dog. Like why are you just running in here man? Lord. You should get Robin out"}, {"start": 12568.720000000001, "end": 12572.560000000001, "text": " there to fight zombies yeah but I don't want them to die because what would the"}, {"start": 12572.560000000001, "end": 12576.52, "text": " police be like and there is any police be like yo this 10 year old kid died at"}, {"start": 12576.52, "end": 12579.880000000001, "text": " your premises was he working here"}, {"start": 12582.6, "end": 12586.960000000001, "text": " you handle that before you come in here you handle that before you come in"}, {"start": 12586.960000000001, "end": 12589.160000000002, "text": " here"}, {"start": 12598.720000000001, "end": 12600.720000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12628.720000000001, "end": 12635.720000000001, "text": " Come on in ma'am, golly."}, {"start": 12635.720000000001, "end": 12640.720000000001, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 12640.720000000001, "end": 12648.720000000001, "text": " Why are you in a hot dog uniform?"}, {"start": 12648.720000000001, "end": 12652.720000000001, "text": " What is this, zombie healing simulator?"}, {"start": 12652.720000000001, "end": 12654.720000000001, "text": " Am I allowed to have customers?"}, {"start": 12670.840000000002, "end": 12673.480000000001, "text": " Why is there a zombie every second?"}, {"start": 12675.840000000002, "end": 12677.840000000002, "text": " I can't even sell no atoms!"}, {"start": 12682.720000000001, "end": 12695.840000000002, "text": " I used to run this place crafting bench and tools you did a crowbar"}, {"start": 12695.840000000002, "end": 12704.52, "text": " okay it's night no I was like that during the day to buster"}, {"start": 12704.52, "end": 12711.52, "text": " here."}, {"start": 12734.52, "end": 12741.52, "text": " Hey, sir, would you like this tin can of..."}, {"start": 12741.52, "end": 12754.52, "text": " Hey, sir, would you like to buy this tin can of..."}, {"start": 12754.52, "end": 12766.52, "text": " Like, bro, let me fail something, huh?"}, {"start": 12784.52, "end": 12791.52, "text": " Good Lord!"}, {"start": 12791.52, "end": 12805.880000000001, "text": " There went my cardio for today."}, {"start": 12805.880000000001, "end": 12810.04, "text": " But that was that was how it was!"}, {"start": 12810.04, "end": 12815.04, "text": " God leave man."}, {"start": 12815.04, "end": 12824.080000000002, "text": " You should have just been like, hey."}, {"start": 12824.080000000002, "end": 12825.080000000002, "text": " Miss Marist man."}, {"start": 12825.080000000002, "end": 12838.52, "text": " Yo, you know what I mean, you know?"}, {"start": 12838.52, "end": 12841.1, "text": " Every second I look up, come on."}, {"start": 12845.720000000001, "end": 12848.640000000001, "text": " Every second I look up,"}, {"start": 12848.640000000001, "end": 12851.24, "text": " there's a zombie running through."}, {"start": 12852.2, "end": 12857.04, "text": " Like big dog, how is there more zombie's"}, {"start": 12857.04, "end": 12859.68, "text": " than there is peepzies?"}, {"start": 12863.84, "end": 12865.36, "text": " Breathe on, breathe in."}, {"start": 12868.52, "end": 12870.52, "text": " How about hurting myself doing that?"}, {"start": 12871.720000000001, "end": 12873.720000000001, "text": " Yo, how about I tore something doing that?"}, {"start": 12875.720000000001, "end": 12880.28, "text": " Yo, I done hurt myself godly. I'm out here hurting"}, {"start": 12881.800000000001, "end": 12884.300000000001, "text": " Yo, I shouldn't have done all that"}, {"start": 12886.04, "end": 12890.36, "text": " Chad, what am I doing, man? I'm doing too much, ain't it?"}, {"start": 12892.84, "end": 12895.640000000001, "text": " I'm doing too. I'm too old be acting fool like this, man"}, {"start": 12895.64, "end": 12905.64, "text": " I'm way too old to be acting a fool like this."}, {"start": 12905.64, "end": 12916.64, "text": " I just want to look good too."}, {"start": 12916.64, "end": 12919.64, "text": " Yo, I lowkey make a good zombie in a zombie movie though, bro."}, {"start": 12919.64, "end": 12920.64, "text": " Imagine."}, {"start": 12920.64, "end": 12922.64, "text": " Imagine how this come through."}, {"start": 12922.64, "end": 12924.38, "text": " That's all you see is me just."}, {"start": 12927.56, "end": 12928.76, "text": " That's all you see."}, {"start": 12929.539999999999, "end": 12931.16, "text": " It's just me coming through like that."}, {"start": 12932.76, "end": 12934.039999999999, "text": " That was kind of hard."}, {"start": 12936.8, "end": 12937.64, "text": " VHS knob."}, {"start": 12937.64, "end": 12940.8, "text": " Oh, there's, there's literally not enough there in the VHS store game."}, {"start": 12940.88, "end": 12941.96, "text": " Like that's all there is."}, {"start": 12942.4, "end": 12943.939999999999, "text": " You can't hit no customers."}, {"start": 12943.939999999999, "end": 12946.56, "text": " When they updated, put a new customer, hit mechanic in there."}, {"start": 12946.859999999999, "end": 12947.68, "text": " You let me know."}, {"start": 12948.64, "end": 12949.599999999999, "text": " Cause you can't do none."}, {"start": 12949.599999999999, "end": 12951.38, "text": " I got customers throwing VHS tapes."}, {"start": 12951.38, "end": 12952.32, "text": " I just got to stand there."}, {"start": 12952.32, "end": 12954.26, "text": " Why can't I hit nobody?"}, {"start": 12954.26, "end": 12955.86, "text": " Put a hammer in a game at least."}, {"start": 12958.26, "end": 12960.18, "text": " And in the level 20 hiring thing,"}, {"start": 12960.18, "end": 12962.46, "text": " it's like, bro, golly, man, why?"}, {"start": 12965.619999999999, "end": 12966.539999999999, "text": " Like why?"}, {"start": 12968.82, "end": 12971.46, "text": " I gave myself a migraine doing that."}, {"start": 12971.46, "end": 12972.86, "text": " I really can't do nothing."}, {"start": 12975.22, "end": 12977.98, "text": " I'm gonna give myself a migraine, man."}, {"start": 12977.98, "end": 12984.98, "text": " I would make an intimidating zombie though."}, {"start": 12984.98, "end": 12988.98, "text": " Just big ol' just big ol'"}, {"start": 12988.98, "end": 12989.98, "text": " Just big ol'"}, {"start": 12989.98, "end": 13016.74, "text": " I'm going to be a zombie, I'm about to be the first zombie in human history."}, {"start": 13016.74, "end": 13019.619999999999, "text": " I'm going to inject some serum."}, {"start": 13019.619999999999, "end": 13021.699999999999, "text": " I need to call up the umbrella court and be like, yo,"}, {"start": 13021.699999999999, "end": 13022.82, "text": " can you hook me up with something?"}, {"start": 13022.82, "end": 13023.82, "text": " I want to be a zombie."}, {"start": 13028.18, "end": 13029.14, "text": " It's kind of fun, man."}, {"start": 13029.14, "end": 13033.1, "text": " You just walk around, just making noise and just swinging."}, {"start": 13039.3, "end": 13042.06, "text": " Echoes of delivery."}, {"start": 13042.06, "end": 13044.06, "text": " I like delivering."}, {"start": 13044.06, "end": 13048.3, "text": " They call me the Deliverer."}, {"start": 13048.3, "end": 13051.539999999999, "text": " They also call me the, what I say earlier chat,"}, {"start": 13051.539999999999, "end": 13054.699999999999, "text": " the Deliverer, what did I say earlier, the Dealer?"}, {"start": 13054.699999999999, "end": 13055.539999999999, "text": " What was it?"}, {"start": 13055.539999999999, "end": 13056.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, the Dealer."}, {"start": 13066.74, "end": 13067.58, "text": " Pre-fire that."}, {"start": 13071.14, "end": 13072.38, "text": " Echoes of Delivery."}, {"start": 13074.06, "end": 13084.06, "text": " Yeah, echoes, echoes of delivery."}, {"start": 13085.06, "end": 13087.06, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 13089.06, "end": 13091.06, "text": " Echos."}, {"start": 13091.06, "end": 13103.26, "text": " I have a hundred and twenty point four one Chris Redfield."}, {"start": 13103.26, "end": 13108.42, "text": " I'm not sure what that means."}, {"start": 13108.42, "end": 13124.9, "text": " I know the layout of this trailer there's a nine-stand with a picture on it in here."}, {"start": 13124.9, "end": 13132.54, "text": " Oh now my neighbor placed it with a computer."}, {"start": 13132.54, "end": 13138.3, "text": " You put furniture in the crib?"}, {"start": 13138.300000000001, "end": 13139.140000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13143.500000000002, "end": 13145.500000000002, "text": " Why can't I put the furniture in the crib?"}, {"start": 13149.62, "end": 13151.500000000002, "text": " I know the trailer park that I'm in,"}, {"start": 13151.500000000002, "end": 13155.02, "text": " but it looks they put like a different spin on it."}, {"start": 13155.02, "end": 13157.340000000002, "text": " This is a bathroom with like a little half wall in it."}, {"start": 13157.340000000002, "end": 13160.54, "text": " So when you're showering, yeah, see right there, yeah."}, {"start": 13160.54, "end": 13162.140000000001, "text": " All right, well, what's going on?"}, {"start": 13165.1, "end": 13166.740000000002, "text": " Well, that was kind of a rude slam."}, {"start": 13166.74, "end": 13168.14, "text": " Did we have to slam it dead?"}, {"start": 13173.42, "end": 13174.26, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 13176.86, "end": 13177.699999999999, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 13179.74, "end": 13182.18, "text": " Is there to be like a voice come on the radio?"}, {"start": 13182.18, "end": 13183.78, "text": " Hello there."}, {"start": 13183.78, "end": 13185.42, "text": " This is our game."}, {"start": 13186.9, "end": 13187.74, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 13187.74, "end": 13189.42, "text": " What you want me to do?"}, {"start": 13189.42, "end": 13190.42, "text": " Let me get out of here."}, {"start": 13193.26, "end": 13194.1, "text": " Press T."}, {"start": 13195.14, "end": 13196.619999999999, "text": " Why y'all saying press T?"}, {"start": 13196.74, "end": 13198.74, "text": " Like actually why y'all saying that?"}, {"start": 13214.74, "end": 13219.74, "text": " Okay y'all better stop just saying stuff."}, {"start": 13219.74, "end": 13225.02, "text": " Oh, there's some screens here going"}, {"start": 13232.94, "end": 13236.14, "text": " Well, I guess we don't have to deal with it"}, {"start": 13239.46, "end": 13244.3, "text": " What's this truck do feed the truck"}, {"start": 13249.74, "end": 13251.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13266.14, "end": 13268.14, "text": " You"}, {"start": 13279.74, "end": 13286.74, "text": " This dang raggedy!"}, {"start": 13286.74, "end": 13293.74, "text": " Why am I reverse-drive?"}, {"start": 13293.74, "end": 13302.74, "text": " Let me restart!"}, {"start": 13302.74, "end": 13316.22, "text": " Let me restart, did I miss something?"}, {"start": 13316.22, "end": 13320.18, "text": " Did I miss a key instruction?"}, {"start": 13320.18, "end": 13327.18, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13327.18, "end": 13332.18, "text": " Yo, chill out."}, {"start": 13332.18, "end": 13336.18, "text": " Yo, did it just hack me?"}, {"start": 13336.18, "end": 13340.18, "text": " Where did y'all see it say T?"}, {"start": 13340.18, "end": 13344.18, "text": " For deliveries."}, {"start": 13344.18, "end": 13347.18, "text": " TV and radio."}, {"start": 13347.18, "end": 13353.18, "text": " TvN with the 5."}, {"start": 13353.18, "end": 13356.18, "text": " Trailer configuration."}, {"start": 13356.18, "end": 13359.18, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 13359.18, "end": 13363.18, "text": " So I spawned here."}, {"start": 13363.18, "end": 13371.18, "text": " New deliveries available, T."}, {"start": 13371.18, "end": 13375.18, "text": " Are you for real?"}, {"start": 13375.18, "end": 13386.460000000001, "text": " Deliver box BH1 to H03B Ravenford willow bro. Wait, where's all that at?"}, {"start": 13386.460000000001, "end": 13394.54, "text": " Wait, hold up. What company am I working for? FedEx?"}, {"start": 13394.54, "end": 13408.02, "text": " Wait, is this open world? Hold on, what is this?"}, {"start": 13408.02, "end": 13413.220000000001, "text": " There ain't no boxes back here, though."}, {"start": 13413.220000000001, "end": 13415.220000000001, "text": " Let's try this again!"}, {"start": 13433.220000000001, "end": 13435.220000000001, "text": " They wouldn't stop!"}, {"start": 13440.220000000001, "end": 13442.220000000001, "text": " And that was how you turned the lights on!"}, {"start": 13443.220000000001, "end": 13454.220000000001, "text": " H is the whore."}, {"start": 13454.220000000001, "end": 13463.12, "text": " C is third person."}, {"start": 13463.12, "end": 13465.62, "text": " Where do I live at?"}, {"start": 13465.62, "end": 13469.740000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm in a trailer park."}, {"start": 13469.74, "end": 13488.38, "text": " How do I figure out how to get this thing down the road?"}, {"start": 13488.380000000001, "end": 13518.36, "text": " I actually don't understand how you ship gears."}, {"start": 13518.36, "end": 13529.880000000001, "text": " left shift. We on the road now, baby! Let's go make these deliveries while I get fired!"}, {"start": 13529.880000000001, "end": 13541.640000000001, "text": " Oh lord, the suspension on this thing kind of crazy! Hold up now! Oh yeah! Who we can"}, {"start": 13541.64, "end": 13543.84, "text": " deliver it to, let's go find it."}, {"start": 13545.279999999999, "end": 13547.68, "text": " All right, so I gotta pick up the boxes first."}, {"start": 13553.039999999999, "end": 13555.039999999999, "text": " So according to my map here,"}, {"start": 13557.199999999999, "end": 13560.92, "text": " we go left down this road and we hit the warehouse"}, {"start": 13560.92, "end": 13563.119999999999, "text": " and then we grab the packages from there."}, {"start": 13564.599999999999, "end": 13565.439999999999, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 13568.68, "end": 13569.599999999999, "text": " Sounds good."}, {"start": 13569.6, "end": 13578.720000000001, "text": " on the road again can't wait to get on that"}, {"start": 13578.720000000001, "end": 13583.04, "text": " road again"}, {"start": 13586.48, "end": 13590.16, "text": " this thing slow is crisp"}, {"start": 13593.28, "end": 13597.56, "text": " bro this thing is slow"}, {"start": 13597.56, "end": 13604.56, "text": " Shift it, bro, it's an automatic dog."}, {"start": 13604.56, "end": 13607.56, "text": " Warehouse."}, {"start": 13607.56, "end": 13611.56, "text": " All right, I'll work here."}, {"start": 13611.56, "end": 13612.56, "text": " Let me in."}, {"start": 13612.56, "end": 13613.56, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13613.56, "end": 13616.56, "text": " Yo, Merck with the 5."}, {"start": 13616.56, "end": 13619.56, "text": " Why did it just get absurdly dark?"}, {"start": 13619.56, "end": 13621.56, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 13621.56, "end": 13631.56, "text": " Do I have to load the boxes myself or is there a warehouse staff that loads them for me?"}, {"start": 13631.56, "end": 13643.56, "text": " I didn't mean to start that."}, {"start": 13643.56, "end": 13646.56, "text": " Let me cut this thing off."}, {"start": 13646.56, "end": 13648.56, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13648.56, "end": 13652.4, "text": " Are these the boxes I have to deliver right here? Okay"}, {"start": 13653.42, "end": 13661.3, "text": " Yo, does anybody else work at this company or is it literally just me? This is kind of crazy. I'm delivering"}, {"start": 13663.019999999999, "end": 13665.359999999999, "text": " Am I looking at people's mail? Oh, don't do that"}, {"start": 13666.64, "end": 13668.64, "text": " Yeah, hold on don't do that we can arrest it"}, {"start": 13670.119999999999, "end": 13672.119999999999, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 13672.12, "end": 13678.640000000001, "text": " kind of dark. It'd been nice if I could figure out how to drive the truck when it was the"}, {"start": 13678.640000000001, "end": 13685.52, "text": " daytime chat but it's alright because I can't I can't see nothing at all. Like I really"}, {"start": 13685.52, "end": 13694.52, "text": " can't see none. There ain't no there ain't no flashlight, no nothing. There we go. Two."}, {"start": 13694.52, "end": 13698.52, "text": " Can it go in there? Yes, it did."}, {"start": 13698.52, "end": 13702.52, "text": " Can I see what numbers on the boxes? Oh, I can."}, {"start": 13702.52, "end": 13707.52, "text": " Chad, look, it's my first day at the delivery, man. Everybody calm down."}, {"start": 13707.52, "end": 13711.52, "text": " I'm gonna get used to it."}, {"start": 13711.52, "end": 13716.52, "text": " Them not giving me a flashlight is horrific work environment."}, {"start": 13716.52, "end": 13721.52, "text": " I'm going to HR."}, {"start": 13721.52, "end": 13730.800000000001, "text": " all right let's go to liver"}, {"start": 13735.12, "end": 13741.32, "text": " here we go what"}, {"start": 13747.04, "end": 13750.800000000001, "text": " okay there's just one problem"}, {"start": 13751.52, "end": 13757.52, "text": " The truck won't shift anymore. It won't shift into reverse."}, {"start": 13761.52, "end": 13765.52, "text": " Oh, it's control? Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 13769.52, "end": 13773.52, "text": " Let's hope I don't hit a wall or something. I got no backup cameras thing."}, {"start": 13774.52, "end": 13775.52, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 13776.52, "end": 13780.52, "text": " Alright, chat. Let's go get our deliveries done."}, {"start": 13781.52, "end": 13798.28, "text": " The first package needs to go to the first package is can you open the gate?"}, {"start": 13798.28, "end": 13801.720000000001, "text": " The first package is BH1."}, {"start": 13801.720000000001, "end": 13807.24, "text": " It goes to H0, 3B and Ravenford."}, {"start": 13807.24, "end": 13809.24, "text": " So let's go to Ravenford first."}, {"start": 13817.24, "end": 13819.24, "text": " What's up with the music?"}, {"start": 13820.24, "end": 13822.24, "text": " Yo, relax!"}, {"start": 13832.24, "end": 13833.24, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 13833.24, "end": 13853.119999999999, "text": " I'm going to hit the gas station first I don't want to run out of gas because if I run out"}, {"start": 13853.12, "end": 13866.68, "text": " I got a gas down here Chad as I it's over with this thing is slow this thing"}, {"start": 13866.68, "end": 13876.36, "text": " is slow as Christmas I could have hit the gas station from the okay there's one"}, {"start": 13876.36, "end": 13889.78, "text": " run up here never mind. This thing goes 15 miles an hour tops. First shift again you"}, {"start": 13889.78, "end": 13894.78, "text": " literally can't really oh my goodness oh my goodness. What part of you cannot do anything"}, {"start": 13894.78, "end": 13901.400000000001, "text": " else do you not understand? Have you ever drove a vehicle in your life? It is a automatic."}, {"start": 13901.4, "end": 13909.72, "text": " Logically by logic alone. You should know you can't shift up again out of drive unless it's second or first"}, {"start": 13919.359999999999, "end": 13924.8, "text": " Feel this thing up real quick. Oh my goodness is another human here"}, {"start": 13924.800000000001, "end": 13937.240000000002, "text": " Do I have to pay for the gas dude, why can't you pay for it?"}, {"start": 13937.240000000002, "end": 13946.720000000001, "text": " I need some gas, refuel, I'm going to go ahead and fill the route in 92, the money is coming"}, {"start": 13946.720000000001, "end": 13952.880000000001, "text": " out of my wallet for the business is struck?"}, {"start": 13952.880000000001, "end": 13957.880000000001, "text": " Refuel that, please."}, {"start": 13957.880000000001, "end": 13962.880000000001, "text": " Oh, I don't have enough."}, {"start": 13962.880000000001, "end": 13964.880000000001, "text": " Just put me that much in it."}, {"start": 13982.880000000001, "end": 13996.880000000001, "text": " Thanks. That thing is laying in the bucket and it's so weak."}, {"start": 13996.880000000001, "end": 14009.880000000001, "text": " Oh, here we go. Oh, now do I go in, maybe?"}, {"start": 14009.880000000001, "end": 14019.880000000001, "text": " Yes, gas. Thank you so much. Thank you. You have a good night."}, {"start": 14027.880000000001, "end": 14038.880000000001, "text": " Now, why does the only person in this game so far that I've ran into just doesn't even talk? Am I not an approachable person?"}, {"start": 14039.880000000001, "end": 14046.880000000001, "text": " I'm just leaving out there. You got me messed up. I got back just to deliver."}, {"start": 14046.880000000001, "end": 14063.880000000001, "text": " I got bad for this for the liver."}, {"start": 14063.880000000001, "end": 14064.880000000001, "text": " Lord have!"}, {"start": 14064.880000000001, "end": 14074.560000000001, "text": " Why didn't the gas go in the cup?"}, {"start": 14074.56, "end": 14076.56, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 14089.0, "end": 14091.0, "text": " I gotta spin back, bro."}, {"start": 14100.4, "end": 14102.4, "text": " I bought him that."}, {"start": 14104.56, "end": 14111.56, "text": " Oh, I messed up bad this time."}, {"start": 14111.56, "end": 14118.56, "text": " Get down."}, {"start": 14118.56, "end": 14120.56, "text": " It's moving."}, {"start": 14120.56, "end": 14122.56, "text": " Shadow's moving."}, {"start": 14122.56, "end": 14125.56, "text": " I'm gonna get us out of here."}, {"start": 14125.56, "end": 14127.56, "text": " It's moving."}, {"start": 14127.56, "end": 14129.56, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 14129.56, "end": 14130.56, "text": " It's moving."}, {"start": 14130.56, "end": 14131.56, "text": " Chad, it's moving."}, {"start": 14131.56, "end": 14132.56, "text": " I'm gonna get us out of here."}, {"start": 14132.56, "end": 14133.56, "text": " It's moving."}, {"start": 14133.56, "end": 14134.56, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 14159.56, "end": 14189.539999999999, "text": " Well, I'm glad it's the industry because my cup just spilled"}, {"start": 14189.54, "end": 14192.380000000001, "text": " with half a cup of ice and gamer stuff in it so."}, {"start": 14200.380000000001, "end": 14203.660000000002, "text": " Ah man, the sun done came back up."}, {"start": 14203.660000000002, "end": 14207.7, "text": " All these people ain't never getting their packets."}, {"start": 14207.7, "end": 14210.660000000002, "text": " Ma'am, what are the odds you can call the tow truck"}, {"start": 14210.660000000002, "end": 14211.820000000002, "text": " or something for me?"}, {"start": 14211.820000000002, "end": 14213.220000000001, "text": " Wait, maybe that is day time now."}, {"start": 14213.220000000001, "end": 14215.220000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go get a better look at it."}, {"start": 14219.54, "end": 14245.26, "text": " I can get that out of there."}, {"start": 14245.26, "end": 14247.960000000001, "text": " No wonder this thing ain't got no power."}, {"start": 14247.960000000001, "end": 14251.42, "text": " It's a big old box truck and it's not even a dooly."}, {"start": 14251.42, "end": 14280.86, "text": " Was that my thought potentially sure?"}, {"start": 14280.86, "end": 14285.66, "text": " But in my defense, it was very dark."}, {"start": 14285.66, "end": 14291.18, "text": " I was stressed out trying to get deliveries made and I was running out of gas and I had"}, {"start": 14291.18, "end": 14299.26, "text": " no idea where I was."}, {"start": 14299.26, "end": 14300.26, "text": " K."}, {"start": 14301.960000000001, "end": 14302.960000000001, "text": " K."}, {"start": 14305.960000000001, "end": 14306.960000000001, "text": " K."}, {"start": 14310.56, "end": 14311.56, "text": " K."}, {"start": 14313.960000000001, "end": 14315.26, "text": " W. Kitty."}, {"start": 14315.26, "end": 14317.16, "text": " Hey, was that a disaster right there,"}, {"start": 14317.16, "end": 14318.36, "text": " trying to deliver them packages?"}, {"start": 14318.36, "end": 14319.76, "text": " It sure was."}, {"start": 14319.76, "end": 14321.16, "text": " But either way,"}, {"start": 14321.16, "end": 14322.16, "text": " great strange."}, {"start": 14322.16, "end": 14323.16, "text": " I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 14323.16, "end": 14324.56, "text": " Hey,"}, {"start": 14324.56, "end": 14328.76, "text": " appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14329.26, "end": 14332.98, "text": " appreciate all the get-this-subs-don't-nose-bits follows and of course I"}, {"start": 14332.98, "end": 14336.380000000001, "text": " appreciate all y'all for this hanging out hey y'all have a good rest y'alls"}, {"start": 14336.380000000001, "end": 14339.1, "text": " night have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen I"}, {"start": 14339.1, "end": 14341.66, "text": " love me alright peace out y'all"}]}