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Hey, man, I got you."}, {"start": 326.42, "end": 332.9, "text": " Thank you. Happy birthday to appreciate that Abigail W Abigail. Appreciate you Abigail."}, {"start": 332.90000000000003, "end": 338.70000000000005, "text": " Uh, hey, case, it's Manon, you've been so out of touch."}, {"start": 338.70000000000005, "end": 342.3, "text": " I don't know of Manon in my life."}, {"start": 342.3, "end": 347.02000000000004, "text": " Uh, I didn't know there was anybody named Manon."}, {"start": 347.02000000000004, "end": 352.50000000000006, "text": " Kayla with the TNW, Kayla with the TNW, thank you."}, {"start": 352.50000000000006, "end": 357.62, "text": " I have never known a Manon."}, {"start": 357.62, "end": 361.38000000000005, "text": " Why you lying?"}, {"start": 361.38, "end": 373.1, "text": " Manning. They're not a touch. I fear I don't know a manning. Dude with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 373.1, "end": 387.24, "text": " What pronounced Mano LOL? I still don't know a Mano."}, {"start": 387.24, "end": 394.56, "text": " Do I know you from somewhere?"}, {"start": 394.56, "end": 395.56, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 401.06, "end": 402.56, "text": " Johnny with the five."}, {"start": 405.06, "end": 406.56, "text": " Oh, it's a reference?"}, {"start": 406.56, "end": 407.56, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 410.06, "end": 412.26, "text": " Johnny with the five, Caleb with the T and W,"}, {"start": 412.26, "end": 414.06, "text": " Caleb with the 10, thank you."}, {"start": 415.56, "end": 418.56, "text": " I wasn't aware that that right there was a reference."}, {"start": 418.56, "end": 420.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 424.1, "end": 426.1, "text": " Was not aware"}, {"start": 427.88, "end": 434.68, "text": " Chattano rocket with a candle today by the way, well I was I guess it's been put out now by my"}, {"start": 436.18, "end": 438.18, "text": " My fan"}, {"start": 439.3, "end": 444.72, "text": " But I was rocking with a candle it's it's it's good to it's it's good"}, {"start": 448.56, "end": 449.56, "text": " It's good, man."}, {"start": 454.24, "end": 456.64, "text": " It is focused, please."}, {"start": 458.24, "end": 462.2, "text": " Madagascar, vanilla and cedar."}, {"start": 467.32, "end": 468.52, "text": " Oddly specific."}, {"start": 471.64, "end": 473.04, "text": " But that's what I'm rocking with."}, {"start": 473.04, "end": 474.2, "text": " If it would stay lintin."}, {"start": 476.16, "end": 477.32, "text": " Strap with the fire."}, {"start": 478.56, "end": 507.84000000000003, "text": " See, the other side went out when I went to go like this side."}, {"start": 507.84000000000003, "end": 513.44, "text": " Kira with the five and little or Kira with the T and W Kira with the 10 and little with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 537.84, "end": 544.84, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 544.84, "end": 554.84, "text": " Hopefully, hopefully it'll stay lit."}, {"start": 554.84, "end": 559.84, "text": " Gamma Princess with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 559.84, "end": 561.84, "text": " Hopefully it'll stay lit this time."}, {"start": 567.84, "end": 568.64, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 572.32, "end": 577.6800000000001, "text": " Yo, happy 27th birthday, Yvonne. Thank you. Happy 27th birthday."}, {"start": 579.52, "end": 582.32, "text": " Cheeky Soul suggests I've ever thought about doing a candy scent."}, {"start": 583.84, "end": 588.0, "text": " Oh, I don't know if they have, but I can ask. Yeah, that'd be hard."}, {"start": 588.0, "end": 591.68, "text": " Yo top tier turd cutter with the team get the thank you"}, {"start": 596.52, "end": 600.12, "text": " Casos candle with 500 bits. Sorry. I'll try my best. Thank you"}, {"start": 602.4, "end": 605.64, "text": " Mano what a thousand bits we literally met at Coachella"}, {"start": 606.88, "end": 613.88, "text": " Your no, yo Mano. No, we did not I've never been to Coachella. 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Talk to your third cutter with another five gift"}, {"start": 713.72, "end": 723.48, "text": " that thank you. Yo, Sarah with a thousand bits. High case a few months ago you"}, {"start": 723.48, "end": 728.72, "text": " gave me the advice that I should then shouldn't but actually should get"}, {"start": 728.72, "end": 732.84, "text": " married and moving with my boyfriend I'm happy we decided to then not to but"}, {"start": 732.84, "end": 738.08, "text": " got engaged yesterday we're moving in together next month thank you yo W. Sarah"}, {"start": 738.08, "end": 747.48, "text": " congratulations hope everything goes well W. Sarah thank you Sarah yo Dr."}, {"start": 747.48, "end": 749.48, "text": " with a thousand bits."}, {"start": 749.48, "end": 751.48, "text": " In case great news, our team won tonight."}, {"start": 751.48, "end": 753.48, "text": " What team?"}, {"start": 761.48, "end": 763.48, "text": " What team?"}, {"start": 765.48, "end": 771.48, "text": " Oh, you was in a cooking competition called Chefs of Steel."}, {"start": 771.48, "end": 782.28, "text": " My dish was a poblano pepper stuff with oaxa cheese and some garlic powder and dredged in"}, {"start": 782.28, "end": 787.08, "text": " chocolate funnel cake batter and deep fried."}, {"start": 787.08, "end": 790.84, "text": " Many thanks for the Mr. Pickle for the words of wisdom."}, {"start": 790.84, "end": 798.24, "text": " See some would say y'all won that competition because of the pickle."}, {"start": 798.24, "end": 806.2, "text": " You know financial with a thousand bits are fine a cool. I'm so high for"}, {"start": 808.52, "end": 811.2, "text": " S and box to come out this week"}, {"start": 814.16, "end": 819.5600000000001, "text": " Your height for what to come out s and box I"}, {"start": 823.8, "end": 825.8, "text": " Can't wait to be released soon"}, {"start": 825.8000000000001, "end": 835.8000000000001, "text": " is that a game? What is that?"}, {"start": 835.8000000000001, "end": 851.8000000000001, "text": " Sandbox! Top tier turd cutter with another 10 gifted. Thank you top tier turd cutter with another 10 gifted. Thank you Diamond W. Diamond with the 500 bit."}, {"start": 851.8000000000001, "end": 853.8000000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 854.0000000000001, "end": 858.6400000000001, "text": " Yeah, I've heard that appreciate you tweaking. Thank you. Yeah, I thought about that preset you tweak it W tweak it"}, {"start": 860.44, "end": 862.44, "text": " But anyway, as I was saying"}, {"start": 868.2, "end": 871.36, "text": " I've never been to see this right here why you line"}, {"start": 873.2800000000001, "end": 875.2800000000001, "text": " Tell you"}, {"start": 881.8000000000001, "end": 895.2, "text": " No, I did not."}, {"start": 895.2, "end": 901.1600000000001, "text": " No I did not do that."}, {"start": 901.1600000000001, "end": 909.84, "text": " There would be footage of me there."}, {"start": 909.84, "end": 912.0, "text": " No, I didn't, bro."}, {"start": 912.0, "end": 913.88, "text": " My Canada went out again!"}, {"start": 926.12, "end": 928.1800000000001, "text": " I do not remember that joke."}, {"start": 934.0, "end": 937.12, "text": " For all the places for me to go,"}, {"start": 937.12, "end": 938.74, "text": " it wouldn't be no Coachella."}, {"start": 939.84, "end": 946.84, "text": " Milkman with the fire."}, {"start": 946.84, "end": 954.4, "text": " Unless they have some Willie Nelson playing there, then I would have showed up."}, {"start": 954.4, "end": 958.08, "text": " I'd have been like, sing it Willie."}, {"start": 958.08, "end": 960.6800000000001, "text": " Sing it Willie."}, {"start": 960.6800000000001, "end": 962.6800000000001, "text": " Sing it."}, {"start": 962.6800000000001, "end": 965.76, "text": " I want to hear you."}, {"start": 965.76, "end": 978.48, "text": " in maybe but otherwise no I just randomly saw somebody type Roman Reigns sucks"}, {"start": 978.48, "end": 981.8, "text": " where did that come into play"}, {"start": 982.08, "end": 988.04, "text": " ooh that's a dangerous spot for that candle that's gonna wind up yeah hold up"}, {"start": 991.04, "end": 994.88, "text": " try this number right here"}, {"start": 995.76, "end": 997.76, "text": " Will that work?"}, {"start": 999.12, "end": 1002.52, "text": " Please don't go out. It's gonna go out, huh?"}, {"start": 1005.6, "end": 1009.24, "text": " Roman Reign does suck. I don't know nothing about wrestling no more."}, {"start": 1013.36, "end": 1015.84, "text": " I know I likes me some Rey Mysterio."}, {"start": 1019.04, "end": 1021.76, "text": " Yo, Lehigh with the five. Thank you, Lehigh with the five."}, {"start": 1021.76, "end": 1028.2, "text": " Yo playtime with 5,000 bits I case my birthday can you come on brother Brandon a goober? I"}, {"start": 1028.92, "end": 1030.28, "text": " Sure can"}, {"start": 1030.28, "end": 1032.78, "text": " Yo Brandon you're a goober"}, {"start": 1033.56, "end": 1037.72, "text": " That wasn't for me by the way, but you're a goober happy birthday playtime. Thank you"}, {"start": 1039.8799999999999, "end": 1042.96, "text": " Y'all happy birthday Codex as well, thank you Codex I"}, {"start": 1046.72, "end": 1049.04, "text": " Think my candle might stay lit and right there"}, {"start": 1049.04, "end": 1052.54, "text": " You were in a red quilt."}, {"start": 1052.54, "end": 1054.74, "text": " That's how I know you, line."}, {"start": 1054.74, "end": 1056.34, "text": " I don't wear hoodies when I go out."}, {"start": 1056.34, "end": 1059.94, "text": " If you'd have saw me out, you'd have saw me like a bucket hat"}, {"start": 1059.94, "end": 1063.1399999999999, "text": " and a t-shirt and some sweat draws."}, {"start": 1073.84, "end": 1075.24, "text": " NHL playoffs."}, {"start": 1075.24, "end": 1078.1399999999999, "text": " Man, I don't care nobody knows NHL playoffs."}, {"start": 1079.04, "end": 1093.72, "text": " NHL playoffs. Man, I don't know nothing but no NHL."}, {"start": 1093.72, "end": 1103.72, "text": " NHL."}, {"start": 1103.72, "end": 1105.44, "text": " The penguins just won game five."}, {"start": 1105.44, "end": 1106.96, "text": " What moist critical playing?"}, {"start": 1108.66, "end": 1109.7, "text": " The penguins."}, {"start": 1118.3600000000001, "end": 1119.54, "text": " A quilt is a skirt."}, {"start": 1119.54, "end": 1121.2, "text": " I wasn't wearing a skirt either."}, {"start": 1125.24, "end": 1128.38, "text": " Golly, thank you very much."}, {"start": 1129.8, "end": 1130.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1133.72, "end": 1146.92, "text": " got me messed up. I told you I didn't go no Coachella. All right. I didn't go to Coachella."}, {"start": 1146.92, "end": 1148.26, "text": " I didn't go nowhere."}, {"start": 1156.2, "end": 1157.04, "text": " Again."}, {"start": 1160.88, "end": 1163.5600000000002, "text": " Unless Willie Nelson was there,"}, {"start": 1165.52, "end": 1166.68, "text": " I wouldn't go in there."}, {"start": 1170.3600000000001, "end": 1172.8000000000002, "text": " I saw you, no you did not."}, {"start": 1172.8000000000002, "end": 1174.4, "text": " Where was Coachella even at?"}, {"start": 1175.74, "end": 1176.74, "text": " What state?"}, {"start": 1176.92, "end": 1195.26, "text": " California? Oh, that's how I know you lied."}, {"start": 1195.26, "end": 1200.72, "text": " The real Slim Shady with the five, thank you. Man, one of my candle lights went out, man."}, {"start": 1200.72, "end": 1202.72, "text": " In the misty moonlight"}, {"start": 1204.8, "end": 1207.92, "text": " By the fleeting firelight"}, {"start": 1207.92, "end": 1208.72, "text": " You hear me, that's all?"}, {"start": 1213.68, "end": 1218.16, "text": " Man, here's the thing, I'm not sacrificing the fan for the candle."}, {"start": 1220.96, "end": 1222.8, "text": " The fan stays on no matter what."}, {"start": 1222.8, "end": 1245.12, "text": " I love Willie Nelson. I do too. Willie Nelson is the goat. Willie Nelson is outstanding."}, {"start": 1245.1200000000001, "end": 1262.64, "text": " if you will. What did you just say? I don't know who Willie Nielsen is."}, {"start": 1262.64, "end": 1264.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1268.0, "end": 1270.0, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 1271.96, "end": 1278.3600000000001, "text": " Yo happy 22nd birthday me but thank you never me for happy 22nd birthday. Thank you"}, {"start": 1283.76, "end": 1287.6000000000001, "text": " My dad puffed with Willie Nelson know he did it man"}, {"start": 1287.6000000000001, "end": 1292.1000000000001, "text": " man. Yo, hey, can you hear that?"}, {"start": 1292.1000000000001, "end": 1293.7400000000002, "text": " Tweaking. I got you. I got you to draw tomorrow."}, {"start": 1293.7400000000002, "end": 1294.9, "text": " I got to draw some else tomorrow."}, {"start": 1294.9, "end": 1298.4, "text": " Thank you. Tweaking. W. Tweaking. I appreciate you."}, {"start": 1298.4, "end": 1300.14, "text": " Hey, case of my birthday. I got some chicken."}, {"start": 1300.14, "end": 1301.3000000000002, "text": " Chimmy. Tom, this for dinner."}, {"start": 1301.3000000000002, "end": 1302.2, "text": " Oh, that sounds good."}, {"start": 1302.2, "end": 1305.2, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Hedge. Thank you."}, {"start": 1305.2, "end": 1306.7, "text": " Happy birthday as well, Codex."}, {"start": 1306.7, "end": 1307.5000000000002, "text": " I think I said that already."}, {"start": 1307.5000000000002, "end": 1309.5000000000002, "text": " Happy birthday again."}, {"start": 1309.5000000000002, "end": 1311.7, "text": " You like George straight?"}, {"start": 1317.6000000000001, "end": 1328.3600000000001, "text": " He's got a couple goodens."}, {"start": 1328.3600000000001, "end": 1337.0400000000002, "text": " But he ain't nowhere near Willie Nelson's level."}, {"start": 1337.04, "end": 1339.54, "text": " First straight got a couple goodens."}, {"start": 1345.3, "end": 1347.86, "text": " But he ain't nowhere near Willie Nelson."}, {"start": 1349.3799999999999, "end": 1350.86, "text": " Just gon' say that."}, {"start": 1353.1, "end": 1354.7, "text": " Just gon' throw that out there."}, {"start": 1357.58, "end": 1358.86, "text": " Chris Redfield sucks."}, {"start": 1358.86, "end": 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out."}, {"start": 1513.16, "end": 1516.22, "text": " Are you a food critic?"}, {"start": 1516.22, "end": 1518.8400000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1518.8400000000001, "end": 1522.68, "text": " Because I couldn't do no better."}, {"start": 1522.68, "end": 1525.96, "text": " I couldn't do no better."}, {"start": 1525.96, "end": 1529.96, "text": " Now let's just straight up nasty and I'm like, yeah, that's bad."}, {"start": 1530.92, "end": 1532.4, "text": " Actually, yeah, I am a food critic."}, {"start": 1534.04, "end": 1534.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1540.3600000000001, "end": 1543.88, "text": " Did you hear about the NFL draft pick who's never played football?"}, {"start": 1543.88, "end": 1544.3600000000001, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 1545.0, "end": 1547.0, "text": " No, I think I got nothing to do with basketball."}, {"start": 1547.0, "end": 1548.1200000000001, "text": " I probably ain't heard about it."}, {"start": 1551.8400000000001, "end": 1554.32, "text": " Yo, Madison, what a thousand bits high cases."}, {"start": 1554.32, "end": 1558.1599999999999, "text": " I just want to let you know I saw a case that Coach Ellen asked for a picture."}, {"start": 1558.1599999999999, "end": 1561.96, "text": " Then he told me to kick rocks, then laugh me out of the stadium."}, {"start": 1561.96, "end": 1563.76, "text": " Bro, that did not happen."}, {"start": 1579.76, "end": 1581.1599999999999, "text": " That did not happen."}, {"start": 1581.16, "end": 1590.4, "text": " Yo, yo, case those clown girls, something always going on with big boy Devon."}, {"start": 1590.4, "end": 1592.24, "text": " Who is big boy Devon?"}, {"start": 1592.24, "end": 1601.52, "text": " Over the past like year, you don't even talk about big boy Devon going through it again."}, {"start": 1601.52, "end": 1605.3600000000001, "text": " What's going on with big boy Devon?"}, {"start": 1605.3600000000001, "end": 1615.3600000000001, "text": " What's going on with Big Boy Gavin?"}, {"start": 1615.3600000000001, "end": 1634.0800000000002, "text": " Look, look, look, look, look, Big Boy Gavin, I see it."}, {"start": 1634.08, "end": 1637.04, "text": " Big boy Devon is sick again."}, {"start": 1637.04, "end": 1649.8, "text": " Big boy Devon survived the winter storm."}, {"start": 1649.8, "end": 1653.3999999999999, "text": " Your kind words have helped big boy Devon."}, {"start": 1653.3999999999999, "end": 1663.48, "text": " Hey, case, big boy Devon's going through a rough time."}, {"start": 1663.48, "end": 1666.68, "text": " out big boy Devin."}, {"start": 1671.16, "end": 1678.16, "text": " Please shout out big boy Devin. Please shout out big boy Devin. He's eating a"}, {"start": 1678.16, "end": 1681.4, "text": " double corner pattern."}, {"start": 1681.4, "end": 1699.8000000000002, "text": " I'm not convinced big boy Devon's even real."}, {"start": 1699.8000000000002, "end": 1711.24, "text": " Big boy, okay, case big boy Devon is drunk and wants a shout out."}, {"start": 1711.24, "end": 1722.24, "text": " big boy Devon's birthday. Yokey you shout out my pooky Devon, call him big boy Devon."}, {"start": 1722.24, "end": 1731.24, "text": " Hey case my BF Devon says hi, we are being big backs together. Give him a shout out."}, {"start": 1741.24, "end": 1753.44, "text": " Hey, hey, where did big boy Devon come into the scene here?"}, {"start": 1763.44, "end": 1767.8, "text": " Where did big boy Devon come into the scene? Oh, this might be right here. Hey, damn!"}, {"start": 1771.24, "end": 1773.24, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 1773.24, "end": 1775.24, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 1775.24, "end": 1777.24, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 1777.24, "end": 1779.24, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 1779.24, "end": 1781.24, "text": " Hey! Hey!"}, {"start": 1781.24, "end": 1783.24, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1783.24, "end": 1785.24, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1795.24, "end": 1797.24, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 1801.24, "end": 1803.24, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 1823.24, "end": 1825.24, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 1831.24, "end": 1837.8, "text": " I think this is pre-Devon here because I'm not seeing no Devon messages."}, {"start": 1850.68, "end": 1855.4, "text": " Okay. Okay."}, {"start": 1855.4, "end": 1859.52, "text": " So this is pre-Devon era."}, {"start": 1859.52, "end": 1862.6, "text": " Where did Devon come from?"}, {"start": 1862.6, "end": 1863.6, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 1863.6, "end": 1872.92, "text": " I'm not sure where Devon came from."}, {"start": 1872.92, "end": 1882.36, "text": " You're my fav chip big boy."}, {"start": 1882.3600000000001, "end": 1906.7600000000002, "text": " Oh Lord, I'm going too far, I've went too far back, I should have stopped."}, {"start": 1906.76, "end": 1908.76, "text": " Oh my lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 1931.64, "end": 1933.64, "text": " Well, it's too late now."}, {"start": 1936.76, "end": 1945.76, "text": " Hey, it's too late now."}, {"start": 1945.76, "end": 1954.76, "text": " Yeah, I guess so."}, {"start": 1954.76, "end": 1959.76, "text": " That had to be before big boy Devin right there."}, {"start": 1959.76, "end": 1963.76, "text": " That was pre big boy Devin."}, {"start": 1964.72, "end": 1968.96, "text": " What is this in my ear get this out my ear right now?"}, {"start": 1974.0, "end": 1976.0, "text": " I get Chad we should have quit looking, huh?"}, {"start": 1978.0, "end": 1983.36, "text": " We really should have quit looking a while ago, you know what now I'm going back farther"}, {"start": 1989.04, "end": 1991.04, "text": " Lord"}, {"start": 1993.76, "end": 1998.76, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 1998.76, "end": 2009.76, "text": " Oh Lord."}, {"start": 2009.76, "end": 2016.76, "text": " Foot reveal."}, {"start": 2039.76, "end": 2047.16, "text": " Hey, Big Boy Devin came through though."}, {"start": 2047.16, "end": 2049.96, "text": " I'm glad you got Big Boy Devin now."}, {"start": 2049.96, "end": 2051.96, "text": " Tell Big Boy Devin I hope he's doing good."}, {"start": 2055.76, "end": 2059.16, "text": " But I do have to ask though."}, {"start": 2059.16, "end": 2061.6, "text": " Big Boy Devin, all right?"}, {"start": 2061.6, "end": 2064.26, "text": " Because it looks like you're coming through talking about Big Boy Devin."}, {"start": 2064.26, "end": 2065.26, "text": " He's another shout out."}, {"start": 2065.26, "end": 2068.76, "text": " I hope Big Boy Devin's doing good."}, {"start": 2068.76, "end": 2076.36, "text": " Okay. I'm sure you're probably traumatized because you haven't typed since that right there. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2079.6400000000003, "end": 2080.76, "text": " It had to be done though."}, {"start": 2082.6800000000003, "end": 2087.96, "text": " Okay, say anything about the storms near you. Yeah, I'm cooked. It's bad. It's actually bad."}, {"start": 2088.5200000000004, "end": 2093.96, "text": " Tonight and tomorrow, Arkansas is fried. So you know what happens."}, {"start": 2093.96, "end": 2109.14, "text": " So you know what happens if all of a sudden it just cuts out."}, {"start": 2109.14, "end": 2111.36, "text": " I saw there was tornadoes in Arkansas."}, {"start": 2111.36, "end": 2114.66, "text": " Your name is Chris Redfields, you's napkin."}, {"start": 2114.66, "end": 2118.46, "text": " I did not know you were a weather expert."}, {"start": 2118.46, "end": 2127.34, "text": " But that's cool."}, {"start": 2127.34, "end": 2130.58, "text": " I miss my pooky porky mountain."}, {"start": 2130.58, "end": 2139.7400000000002, "text": " Man, what ever happened to porky mountain, dude?"}, {"start": 2139.7400000000002, "end": 2144.46, "text": " What ever happened to porky mountain?"}, {"start": 2144.46, "end": 2157.46, "text": " mountain had potential to be like another member of the fall guys era."}, {"start": 2159.3, "end": 2166.7400000000002, "text": " High case, can you give a shout out to the fish at my job? His name is Gibby."}, {"start": 2174.46, "end": 2190.38, "text": " I'm about to start smoking cigarettes, bro."}, {"start": 2190.38, "end": 2191.38, "text": " Should I do it?"}, {"start": 2191.38, "end": 2199.46, "text": " My mom said I shouldn't do it, but I'm thinking about it."}, {"start": 2199.46, "end": 2203.5, "text": " I'd make a good, I'd make a good cigarette smoker like an old Western or something."}, {"start": 2203.5, "end": 2206.54, "text": " Remember that Western action I did?"}, {"start": 2206.54, "end": 2208.34, "text": " Y'all remember that?"}, {"start": 2208.34, "end": 2210.34, "text": " Y'all remember that Western scene I did?"}, {"start": 2213.34, "end": 2216.02, "text": " I'm gonna hit y'all another Western scene."}, {"start": 2216.02, "end": 2217.38, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 2217.38, "end": 2219.14, "text": " I'm gonna hit y'all another Western."}, {"start": 2219.14, "end": 2246.14, "text": " I'll see you around these parks too often."}, {"start": 2246.14, "end": 2251.3399999999997, "text": " You from armadillo?"}, {"start": 2251.3399999999997, "end": 2259.14, "text": " You know, most of the fellas that come around here from armadillo, they cause all kinds of"}, {"start": 2259.14, "end": 2262.06, "text": " trouble around here."}, {"start": 2262.06, "end": 2273.02, "text": " I just want you to know something."}, {"start": 2273.02, "end": 2280.86, "text": " cause any trouble around here. There's gonna be consequences. You"}, {"start": 2280.86, "end": 2286.3, "text": " understand me? And don't be thinking, hey, don't be thinking"}, {"start": 2286.3, "end": 2288.2599999999998, "text": " I'm some joke, Mr. You hear?"}, {"start": 2293.66, "end": 2295.9, "text": " Because I handle my business, buddy."}, {"start": 2295.9, "end": 2299.06, "text": " Then I hit him with the"}, {"start": 2299.06, "end": 2303.26, "text": " the quickest draw in the West"}, {"start": 2303.26, "end": 2306.7400000000002, "text": " that I blow his head smooth off his shoulders."}, {"start": 2306.7400000000002, "end": 2310.1800000000003, "text": " And then he's dead and gone."}, {"start": 2310.1800000000003, "end": 2317.1800000000003, "text": " That's what I do."}, {"start": 2320.62, "end": 2323.3, "text": " They call me the Western man"}, {"start": 2323.3, "end": 2329.6600000000003, "text": " Because I'm the Western man y'all mess with that"}, {"start": 2333.5, "end": 2336.98, "text": " Can I drive from our college homework I need you doing expression. Yeah, I got you"}, {"start": 2341.1000000000004, "end": 2344.1000000000004, "text": " Man somebody bring that porky mountain maybe want to go for another dog I"}, {"start": 2345.9, "end": 2350.42, "text": " Wouldn't go and play today, but you know what I'm like, you know what yet? I remind me. I want to get a dog today. I"}, {"start": 2351.42, "end": 2353.26, "text": " do"}, {"start": 2353.26, "end": 2355.26, "text": " I want"}, {"start": 2365.7400000000002, "end": 2370.3, "text": " I can't put them down. Hey, I can't put them down. I'm trying to"}, {"start": 2372.78, "end": 2378.0600000000004, "text": " I'm trying to put them down. I can't put them down. Can't put them cigarettes down"}, {"start": 2378.06, "end": 2389.06, "text": " Who would win in a standoff case or Clint Eastwood? Me, because I'm from the West. I'm a cowboy."}, {"start": 2389.06, "end": 2401.06, "text": " I'm a certified cowboy. You hear me? Certified. Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboy."}, {"start": 2401.06, "end": 2406.06, "text": " Don't let them pick guitars and ride in mold trucks."}, {"start": 2406.06, "end": 2410.06, "text": " Let them be doctors and lawyers and such."}, {"start": 2410.06, "end": 2415.06, "text": " Mamas don't let your baby grow up to be cowboys."}, {"start": 2431.06, "end": 2433.06, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2442.06, "end": 2445.56, "text": " Case, please don't ever buy the Indian Butter Chicken from Walmart."}, {"start": 2445.56, "end": 2449.56, "text": " I'm going to transcend on the toilet and I think I see angels coming for me."}, {"start": 2449.56, "end": 2450.56, "text": " Please help."}, {"start": 2453.06, "end": 2454.06, "text": " Well,"}, {"start": 2455.56, "end": 2457.06, "text": " you shouldn't have bought it from Walmart."}, {"start": 2457.06, "end": 2463.48, "text": " I've heard that butter chicken's good though."}, {"start": 2463.48, "end": 2473.7, "text": " I've heard that butter chicken's real good."}, {"start": 2473.7, "end": 2475.58, "text": " I've heard."}, {"start": 2475.58, "end": 2485.06, "text": " Hey, you know, sometimes you try something new that you're hoping will be good and sometimes"}, {"start": 2485.06, "end": 2486.74, "text": " it backfires."}, {"start": 2486.7400000000002, "end": 2495.1400000000003, "text": " here. That's just life. There ain't nothing you can do about it. At the end of the day,"}, {"start": 2498.7400000000002, "end": 2500.0200000000004, "text": " at the end of the day now,"}, {"start": 2502.6600000000003, "end": 2509.38, "text": " at least you try. Hot dog already got a hot dog. Not a hot dog, that's a taco."}, {"start": 2509.38, "end": 2516.38, "text": " I already got a hot dog anyway."}, {"start": 2516.38, "end": 2521.38, "text": " This eye."}, {"start": 2521.38, "end": 2525.38, "text": " This eye."}, {"start": 2525.38, "end": 2529.38, "text": " Shrek 1 or Shrek 2."}, {"start": 2529.38, "end": 2531.38, "text": " It's hard to beat the OG Shrek man."}, {"start": 2531.38, "end": 2535.38, "text": " All the, a lot of the Shreks are good, not all of them, but a lot of them are good."}, {"start": 2535.38, "end": 2536.34, "text": " It's hard to beat."}, {"start": 2536.34, "end": 2538.7000000000003, "text": " Do Shrek 1 carry so many memories with it?"}, {"start": 2538.7000000000003, "end": 2541.54, "text": " I swear Shrek 1 is really good."}, {"start": 2541.54, "end": 2544.2200000000003, "text": " Shrek 2 is really good too, but Shrek 1"}, {"start": 2544.2200000000003, "end": 2546.38, "text": " is just something about it, man."}, {"start": 2546.38, "end": 2551.94, "text": " Donkey and Shrek meeting, them traveling to the palace,"}, {"start": 2551.94, "end": 2556.62, "text": " them arguing, the singing scene with Fiona"}, {"start": 2556.62, "end": 2558.5, "text": " where she sung so high."}, {"start": 2558.5, "end": 2562.82, "text": " It blew up that bird and it was cooking that egg."}, {"start": 2562.82, "end": 2565.44, "text": " But Shrek 2?"}, {"start": 2565.44, "end": 2568.2200000000003, "text": " Great too."}, {"start": 2568.2200000000003, "end": 2570.7000000000003, "text": " Absolutely great."}, {"start": 2570.7000000000003, "end": 2573.38, "text": " But something about Shrek 1, man."}, {"start": 2573.38, "end": 2575.5800000000004, "text": " It's like the OG."}, {"start": 2575.5800000000004, "end": 2577.26, "text": " Shrek 1?"}, {"start": 2577.26, "end": 2578.6600000000003, "text": " I remember when I was a kid, bro."}, {"start": 2578.6600000000003, "end": 2581.42, "text": " I thought all the nights in Shrek 1 looked really cool."}, {"start": 2581.42, "end": 2584.54, "text": " I was like, man, I want one of them helmets when I grow up."}, {"start": 2584.54, "end": 2586.6600000000003, "text": " I was like, man, I want to be one of them nights"}, {"start": 2586.6600000000003, "end": 2587.6200000000003, "text": " when I grow up, man."}, {"start": 2587.6200000000003, "end": 2589.46, "text": " Them things look cool."}, {"start": 2589.46, "end": 2593.66, "text": " I want to be a knight with a sword and run out and die."}, {"start": 2593.66, "end": 2596.34, "text": " But we're past that now."}, {"start": 2596.34, "end": 2599.7400000000002, "text": " There ain't really knights like there used to be."}, {"start": 2599.7400000000002, "end": 2603.78, "text": " But I swear, bro, when I was a kid,"}, {"start": 2603.78, "end": 2606.42, "text": " I thought them things was cool."}, {"start": 2606.42, "end": 2607.3, "text": " They still cool."}, {"start": 2614.7400000000002, "end": 2616.98, "text": " Y'all appreciate that color, W color,"}, {"start": 2616.98, "end": 2617.78, "text": " appreciate your color."}, {"start": 2617.78, "end": 2619.78, "text": " Thank you, happy birthday as well, Tyler."}, {"start": 2619.78, "end": 2620.78, "text": " Thank you, man."}, {"start": 2623.98, "end": 2626.02, "text": " Can we watch Shrek on stream?"}, {"start": 2626.02, "end": 2628.1000000000004, "text": " No, but if we could, I would boot it up."}, {"start": 2628.1000000000004, "end": 2630.7000000000003, "text": " Trust me, I've watched the whole Shrek movie on stream."}, {"start": 2633.7000000000003, "end": 2634.9, "text": " 100% would."}, {"start": 2640.42, "end": 2641.42, "text": " You gotta beat!"}, {"start": 2647.78, "end": 2669.78, "text": " I thought the fan was gonna- I'm not making it."}, {"start": 2669.78, "end": 2676.78, "text": " I ain't making a big deal."}, {"start": 2676.78, "end": 2689.78, "text": " Get into my suffering, please!"}, {"start": 2689.78, "end": 2696.78, "text": " I made it anyway."}, {"start": 2696.78, "end": 2700.78, "text": " I made it anyway!"}, {"start": 2714.78, "end": 2717.78, "text": " We're gonna gel it for the time thank you!"}, {"start": 2717.78, "end": 2724.78, "text": " Mama's gonna let you baby throw up to see cowboys."}, {"start": 2724.78, "end": 2733.78, "text": " Cause there's never an old man that are always alone."}, {"start": 2733.78, "end": 2743.78, "text": " Even when someone ain't a little mama's gonna let you baby throw up to see cowboys."}, {"start": 2743.78, "end": 2748.78, "text": " Don't let them pick the cars and ride a boat, bro."}, {"start": 2748.78, "end": 2751.78, "text": " Let them be doctors and lawyers and such."}, {"start": 2758.78, "end": 2760.78, "text": " I hate this level so bad."}, {"start": 2760.78, "end": 2762.78, "text": " I hate it."}, {"start": 2762.78, "end": 2764.78, "text": " I hate this level right here."}, {"start": 2764.78, "end": 2782.2200000000003, "text": " I hate everything, I hate everything, I hate everybody."}, {"start": 2782.2200000000003, "end": 2784.2200000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2812.2200000000003, "end": 2814.2200000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2836.6600000000003, "end": 2838.6600000000003, "text": " Man just"}, {"start": 2838.66, "end": 2845.66, "text": " Just end it."}, {"start": 2845.66, "end": 2847.66, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 2847.66, "end": 2854.66, "text": " This levels for losers."}, {"start": 2854.66, "end": 2857.66, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 2857.66, "end": 2860.66, "text": " How come Goobers way back to Air Steel?"}, {"start": 2860.66, "end": 2862.66, "text": " Are we good?"}, {"start": 2862.66, "end": 2867.66, "text": " Are we gonna be good if they didn't wait?"}, {"start": 2867.66, "end": 2874.66, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 2874.66, "end": 2880.66, "text": " Stop biting the Sharpie."}, {"start": 2880.66, "end": 2882.66, "text": " Do you want to consume micro plastic?"}, {"start": 2882.66, "end": 2883.66, "text": " Yes, I do."}, {"start": 2883.66, "end": 2885.66, "text": " Arrow underscore queso spooky."}, {"start": 2885.66, "end": 2894.66, "text": " Yes, I do to answer your question."}, {"start": 2894.66, "end": 2919.18, "text": " Yes, I do."}, {"start": 2919.18, "end": 2942.3399999999997, "text": " Apple watermelon apple apple watermelon banana way over"}, {"start": 2942.34, "end": 2945.98, "text": " No, Apple Watermelon Banana, great."}, {"start": 2946.98, "end": 2948.84, "text": " Apple Watermelon Banana, great."}, {"start": 2948.84, "end": 2950.28, "text": " Apple Watermelon Banana,"}, {"start": 2953.6000000000004, "end": 2954.44, "text": " please."}, {"start": 2961.5, "end": 2963.6200000000003, "text": " Banana Watermelon, great."}, {"start": 2963.6200000000003, "end": 2964.46, "text": " Apple."}, {"start": 2965.54, "end": 2966.86, "text": " Banana, great."}, {"start": 2966.86, "end": 2967.7000000000003, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 2968.7400000000002, "end": 2970.5, "text": " Cherry Banana, great."}, {"start": 2970.5, "end": 2984.08, "text": " is"}, {"start": 2984.08, "end": 2986.08, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2986.08, "end": 2991.08, "text": " Move it with the TNT!"}, {"start": 2991.08, "end": 3004.08, "text": " All like this, but I like the style right here."}, {"start": 3004.08, "end": 3012.08, "text": " I like this. I like this. I like this right here."}, {"start": 3012.08, "end": 3025.08, "text": " There's an at dead of night to teaser. What?"}, {"start": 3025.08, "end": 3026.08, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3026.08, "end": 3052.2799999999997, "text": " Have you seen the black flag we're not sure I have, but I'm very confident it's gonna"}, {"start": 3052.2799999999997, "end": 3053.2799999999997, "text": " get messed up."}, {"start": 3053.28, "end": 3056.28, "text": " I have no confidence in it at all."}, {"start": 3061.28, "end": 3062.28, "text": " I really don't."}, {"start": 3069.28, "end": 3070.28, "text": " We'll see though."}, {"start": 3072.28, "end": 3074.28, "text": " You be solved exactly."}, {"start": 3083.28, "end": 3085.28, "text": " Be sure they will find a way"}, {"start": 3090.7200000000003, "end": 3092.7200000000003, "text": " You just hate to see that"}, {"start": 3109.2000000000003, "end": 3112.0, "text": " Do you have any tips for the Elden Ring DLC"}, {"start": 3113.28, "end": 3120.28, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 3120.28, "end": 3133.4, "text": " All right, good luck and you better pull up a Wikipedia on it so you know where to go."}, {"start": 3133.4, "end": 3135.0400000000004, "text": " That's the Elden Ring experience, buddy."}, {"start": 3135.0400000000004, "end": 3136.0400000000004, "text": " You want to play Elden Ring?"}, {"start": 3136.0400000000004, "end": 3138.0, "text": " Oh, you better pull up a Wikipedia page."}, {"start": 3138.0, "end": 3139.6000000000004, "text": " I mean, I'm trying to get this."}, {"start": 3139.6, "end": 3145.36, "text": " Well, you actually got to go get four other items before you can get this thing to make"}, {"start": 3145.36, "end": 3148.7999999999997, "text": " this thing so but you don't know where that is."}, {"start": 3148.7999999999997, "end": 3155.4, "text": " So you go have to Google where to go and get those and then you can get that item and"}, {"start": 3155.4, "end": 3162.24, "text": " then when you get that item and create the weapon you wanted to it sucks anyway."}, {"start": 3162.24, "end": 3165.72, "text": " Welcome to it Bubba."}, {"start": 3165.72, "end": 3167.68, "text": " Welcome to it Bubba."}, {"start": 3167.68, "end": 3168.68, "text": " But it's fun."}, {"start": 3168.6800000000003, "end": 3173.5200000000004, "text": " Yeah, I'm not hating on Elnam ring or nothing. Wow, that was a quickest load session ever"}, {"start": 3185.4800000000005, "end": 3191.1200000000003, "text": " Now I ain't no blood boring now don't get it twisted and ain't no blood boring"}, {"start": 3198.6800000000003, "end": 3207.92, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 3207.92, "end": 3213.32, "text": " The other ring's better than Bloodborne."}, {"start": 3213.32, "end": 3216.1600000000003, "text": " You're smoking every drug ever created."}, {"start": 3216.1600000000003, "end": 3218.36, "text": " You're smoking every drug ever."}, {"start": 3218.36, "end": 3219.36, "text": " Truly."}, {"start": 3219.36, "end": 3229.36, "text": " No, get out of here."}, {"start": 3229.36, "end": 3235.84, "text": " No, get out of here, Elden Ring is not clear Bloodborne, get out of here right now."}, {"start": 3235.84, "end": 3237.36, "text": " You done lost your mind, dude."}, {"start": 3237.36, "end": 3244.36, "text": " You actually done lost your mind."}, {"start": 3244.36, "end": 3257.56, "text": " I didn't like Bloodborne, so I shouldn't play Elden Ring then?"}, {"start": 3257.56, "end": 3267.0, "text": " No, Elden Ring is like five, like ten times easier than Bloodborne, so you should be good."}, {"start": 3267.0, "end": 3270.32, "text": " Matter of fact, Elden Ring is the easiest Souls game, so if you wanted to play one,"}, {"start": 3270.32, "end": 3274.2400000000002, "text": " you might as well play it."}, {"start": 3274.2400000000002, "end": 3276.2400000000002, "text": " No, Joe. Like, actually."}, {"start": 3280.2400000000002, "end": 3282.2400000000002, "text": " If you ain't never played a Souls game,"}, {"start": 3282.2400000000002, "end": 3286.2400000000002, "text": " you're-you're-you go ahead and start with the-with Elden Ring."}, {"start": 3316.2400000000002, "end": 3326.2400000000002, "text": " Can you quit the- Yes, I quit the final boss, Radon, that I got to in 12 hours in a DLC,"}, {"start": 3326.2400000000002, "end": 3328.1800000000003, "text": " and then guess what they get after I quit them?"}, {"start": 3328.1800000000003, "end": 3329.1800000000003, "text": " They nerfed them."}, {"start": 3329.1800000000003, "end": 3335.1600000000003, "text": " And I was getting close to beating pre-nerf promise console Radon, which was the most"}, {"start": 3335.1600000000003, "end": 3340.0800000000004, "text": " broken boss fight, not only in Souls game history, but the history of video games"}, {"start": 3340.0800000000004, "end": 3341.0800000000004, "text": " ever."}, {"start": 3341.08, "end": 3352.08, "text": " You know, if you tried to fight the final boss of the Elden Ring DLC before they nerfed it"}, {"start": 3352.08, "end": 3355.08, "text": " was the most ridiculous experience of your life."}, {"start": 3355.08, "end": 3360.08, "text": " And I'm not talking about you doobers that go in there slaying in magic, but like, oh,"}, {"start": 3360.08, "end": 3361.08, "text": " that was easy."}, {"start": 3361.08, "end": 3365.08, "text": " I killed him first trial with their shooting lightning bolts, and I'll talk about it for"}, {"start": 3365.08, "end": 3366.08, "text": " real when they're caught."}, {"start": 3366.08, "end": 3370.08, "text": " Because half of all doobers going in there were magic talking about, oh, it was easy."}, {"start": 3370.08, "end": 3377.08, "text": " Now, I mean, they're couch, but you can't say it was easy."}, {"start": 3377.08, "end": 3381.08, "text": " Now, I'm not hanging on if you use magic."}, {"start": 3381.08, "end": 3383.08, "text": " You use magic in them games, it's fine."}, {"start": 3383.08, "end": 3387.08, "text": " But don't go around saying a boss is easy when you play a whole other game."}, {"start": 3387.08, "end": 3390.08, "text": " All them dudes, they use magic."}, {"start": 3390.08, "end": 3392.08, "text": " They're like, well, that boss was easy."}, {"start": 3392.08, "end": 3394.08, "text": " Why didn't you struggle so hard?"}, {"start": 3394.08, "end": 3396.08, "text": " And then they show you how they do what they load in."}, {"start": 3396.08, "end": 3400.18, "text": " Soul Lightening boss you never get hit no duh"}, {"start": 3408.96, "end": 3415.46, "text": " Magic's not fun nice fun. If you were to get to a soul game without too much trouble"}, {"start": 3416.96, "end": 3418.96, "text": " Go Magic build"}, {"start": 3419.3199999999997, "end": 3422.18, "text": " Not gonna lie, and I don't blame you"}, {"start": 3426.08, "end": 3433.44, "text": " I don't blame you."}, {"start": 3463.44, "end": 3467.44, "text": " old farmer cuz I am buddy you knew here"}, {"start": 3489.2000000000003, "end": 3492.96, "text": " that was so tough and you know it"}, {"start": 3493.44, "end": 3495.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3523.44, "end": 3530.44, "text": " Why are you smoking? I'm not. It's a Sharpie."}, {"start": 3544.44, "end": 3551.44, "text": " Cause I'm sharp."}, {"start": 3551.44, "end": 3555.16, "text": " I'm cool with this."}, {"start": 3555.16, "end": 3558.44, "text": " This is the most stressful finals now right here."}, {"start": 3581.44, "end": 3603.44, "text": " I got a good feeling."}, {"start": 3603.44, "end": 3620.2000000000003, "text": " I got a good feeling look at this game following me actual"}, {"start": 3633.44, "end": 3640.44, "text": " Not like this."}, {"start": 3640.44, "end": 3649.44, "text": " Well, that was a close call."}, {"start": 3649.44, "end": 3654.44, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 3654.44, "end": 3657.44, "text": " Oh there was no way to go man!"}, {"start": 3668.44, "end": 3670.44, "text": " Nordic Arrow 100% wins by the way."}, {"start": 3670.44, "end": 3673.44, "text": " I can guarantee you this individual right here is winning."}, {"start": 3677.44, "end": 3678.44, "text": " Told ya."}, {"start": 3684.44, "end": 3694.76, "text": " I told you. The top three players in the world right now are me, Flippi and Nordic Arrow."}, {"start": 3694.76, "end": 3697.2400000000002, "text": " Those are the top three in the world right now. That's how I knew Nordic Arrow was going"}, {"start": 3697.2400000000002, "end": 3700.8, "text": " to win it. That's how I just learned how I knew. I've seen it. I'm like, oh, there"}, {"start": 3700.8, "end": 3706.88, "text": " it is. It's as good as done. Oh yeah, Lerman. Yeah, Lerman. There. My Lerman's number"}, {"start": 3706.88, "end": 3708.88, "text": " I'm number two"}, {"start": 3709.52, "end": 3712.52, "text": " Flippies number three and Nordic arrows like number four or something like that"}, {"start": 3714.36, "end": 3716.36, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 3717.56, "end": 3719.56, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 3720.36, "end": 3724.96, "text": " Meku would probably put Meku with five Meku can't go above me though"}, {"start": 3727.56, "end": 3731.96, "text": " Or else your your payroll would be dampened"}, {"start": 3731.96, "end": 3743.56, "text": " You get paid good money being the shooter general, don't you?"}, {"start": 3743.56, "end": 3747.4, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 3747.4, "end": 3753.12, "text": " You get paid good money being the shooter general."}, {"start": 3753.12, "end": 3755.2, "text": " Payroll, yeah."}, {"start": 3755.2, "end": 3757.76, "text": " Yeah, me could get paid."}, {"start": 3757.76, "end": 3761.92, "text": " Ain't that right?"}, {"start": 3761.92, "end": 3763.7200000000003, "text": " Go ahead and kill him, Miku."}, {"start": 3767.14, "end": 3768.7000000000003, "text": " Yup, so do."}, {"start": 3768.7000000000003, "end": 3771.7000000000003, "text": " What's the ends with the team?"}, {"start": 3783.36, "end": 3785.16, "text": " A whopper would hit right now?"}, {"start": 3785.16, "end": 3786.64, "text": " A whopper?"}, {"start": 3788.16, "end": 3791.26, "text": " Whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper."}, {"start": 3791.26, "end": 3792.1000000000004, "text": " Something."}, {"start": 3796.1400000000003, "end": 3796.98, "text": " And BK."}, {"start": 3799.92, "end": 3801.2400000000002, "text": " Have it your way."}, {"start": 3804.32, "end": 3805.82, "text": " First one to pipe, unlock."}, {"start": 3813.82, "end": 3815.82, "text": " First one to pipe, again unlock."}, {"start": 3819.1000000000004, "end": 3820.46, "text": " What you mean hashtag add?"}, {"start": 3820.46, "end": 3821.54, "text": " That was not an ad."}, {"start": 3824.84, "end": 3826.28, "text": " I'll give you an ad."}, {"start": 3826.28, "end": 3830.44, "text": " Head over to CCs to get you a large mac and queso pizza."}, {"start": 3830.44, "end": 3831.88, "text": " Use a discount code kitty."}, {"start": 3831.88, "end": 3833.92, "text": " You can get it for 899 for a large."}, {"start": 3839.92, "end": 3841.76, "text": " Large piece of 899."}, {"start": 3847.04, "end": 3847.88, "text": " Showdown."}, {"start": 3850.46, "end": 3857.46, "text": " Did you see that kick right there dude?"}, {"start": 3857.46, "end": 3864.46, "text": " You got a tornado warning in Arkansas?"}, {"start": 3864.46, "end": 3867.46, "text": " Yeah I thought so."}, {"start": 3867.46, "end": 3872.46, "text": " I'm straight into the middle of a hurricane!"}, {"start": 3872.46, "end": 3886.46, "text": " She hit me like a hurricane She hit me like a hurricane"}, {"start": 3886.46, "end": 3894.46, "text": " She hit me like a hurricane She hit me categorically"}, {"start": 3894.46, "end": 3897.8, "text": " With a smile, blew me away,"}, {"start": 3897.8, "end": 3901.94, "text": " Jail in A, but midnight, she done kicked me."}, {"start": 3901.94, "end": 3903.44, "text": " I'm about to pass out."}, {"start": 3903.44, "end": 3910.94, "text": " I'm about to pass out."}, {"start": 3910.94, "end": 3911.94, "text": " I gotta stop."}, {"start": 3924.46, "end": 3936.46, "text": " I gotta quit all that hootin' and holler."}, {"start": 3936.46, "end": 3938.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3966.46, "end": 3992.46, "text": " The A's giving you A's, what is it now behind?"}, {"start": 3992.46, "end": 3995.9, "text": " Give me like a hurricane"}, {"start": 3999.66, "end": 4004.94, "text": " Then you rode in with your hair in a wind baby with that horn in"}, {"start": 4005.94, "end": 4011.7, "text": " I was doing alright but just yo sad had my heart softened or was it?"}, {"start": 4022.46, "end": 4048.46, "text": " Oh lord not volleyball!"}, {"start": 4048.46, "end": 4050.66, "text": " That should be me versus me, who I'ma lose."}, {"start": 4052.78, "end": 4053.62, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 4068.42, "end": 4071.14, "text": " Ain't no way you can spike it!"}, {"start": 4071.14, "end": 4072.48, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4072.48, "end": 4073.98, "text": " Bro, come on, man."}, {"start": 4108.46, "end": 4111.46, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 4120.46, "end": 4123.46, "text": " Come on, baby!"}, {"start": 4126.46, "end": 4129.46, "text": " You gotta be kidding me!"}, {"start": 4138.46, "end": 4168.42, "text": " I'm an idiot for that I saw I saw so"}, {"start": 4168.42, "end": 4175.72, "text": " Oh, man, man, is he with the"}, {"start": 4175.72, "end": 4177.72, "text": " five W? Is he with the five?"}, {"start": 4177.72, "end": 4179.72, "text": " Wait, let's see if Miku wins this."}, {"start": 4179.72, "end": 4181.72, "text": " What a prediction on Miku."}, {"start": 4181.72, "end": 4183.72, "text": " Let's see if Miku wins if she"}, {"start": 4183.72, "end": 4185.72, "text": " stayed."}, {"start": 4185.72, "end": 4187.72, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 4187.72, "end": 4189.72, "text": " I'm Miku."}, {"start": 4189.72, "end": 4191.72, "text": " Uh-oh, Lerman and Flippi's in"}, {"start": 4191.72, "end": 4193.72, "text": " here."}, {"start": 4193.72, "end": 4195.72, "text": " It's gonna be tough."}, {"start": 4195.72, "end": 4202.72, "text": " Me who gets stream sniped."}, {"start": 4202.72, "end": 4203.72, "text": " Jack."}, {"start": 4203.72, "end": 4208.72, "text": " Lerman and uh, Flippi's in here."}, {"start": 4208.72, "end": 4221.72, "text": " Oh that's big Lerman right there."}, {"start": 4221.72, "end": 4228.72, "text": " This is where the number one spot in the world."}, {"start": 4251.72, "end": 4258.72, "text": " It's a competitive match!"}, {"start": 4258.72, "end": 4269.72, "text": " Good play!"}, {"start": 4269.72, "end": 4275.72, "text": " Oh, there's no floor down there."}, {"start": 4275.72, "end": 4279.72, "text": " Cause this loser over there is just running over all of them."}, {"start": 4279.72, "end": 4281.72, "text": " What a nerd man."}, {"start": 4293.72, "end": 4295.72, "text": " Wait, this is wonderful for Miku here."}, {"start": 4297.72, "end": 4299.72, "text": " Wait, this is wonderful! Miku's gonna win!"}, {"start": 4301.72, "end": 4303.72, "text": " Miku's gonna win!"}, {"start": 4303.72, "end": 4306.72, "text": " Me too, what it?"}, {"start": 4315.72, "end": 4318.72, "text": " Get me to go to the bottom floor!"}, {"start": 4323.72, "end": 4325.72, "text": " I'm around one more."}, {"start": 4326.72, "end": 4328.72, "text": " Hey, hey."}, {"start": 4328.72, "end": 4332.72, "text": " That's the shooter general right there, chat. Ain't nothing else to say about it."}, {"start": 4332.72, "end": 4344.12, "text": " That's the shooter general right there. Hey, that's the general. 877 cash now. You"}, {"start": 4344.12, "end": 4349.0, "text": " know what I mean? No, that's not the general. That's JG Wentworth or something."}, {"start": 4349.0, "end": 4357.76, "text": " I don't know the general though. Whatever the commercial is. Something like that."}, {"start": 4357.76, "end": 4371.2, "text": " my fault man my fault my bad not JG Wentworth bruh"}, {"start": 4371.2, "end": 4379.88, "text": " hey that was some aura right there though now guess who's turn it is your"}, {"start": 4379.88, "end": 4380.88, "text": " No boys."}, {"start": 4380.88, "end": 4389.88, "text": " Good night, Ks, my sidecatchers don't want me staying up late no more."}, {"start": 4389.88, "end": 4391.38, "text": " Will you send me their card?"}, {"start": 4391.38, "end": 4393.88, "text": " I got something to say about that."}, {"start": 4393.88, "end": 4399.88, "text": " You give me their number, I got something to say."}, {"start": 4399.88, "end": 4408.88, "text": " We about to handle this."}, {"start": 4408.88, "end": 4426.32, "text": " We don't handle this right now!"}, {"start": 4426.32, "end": 4433.32, "text": " Don't take these weirdos off of me!"}, {"start": 4456.32, "end": 4474.92, "text": " Yeah, they're bad because I said hippo is clear and they do hippo is easily clear."}, {"start": 4474.92, "end": 4481.5199999999995, "text": " Hippo versus a rhino not even close hippo absolutely destroys a rhino."}, {"start": 4481.52, "end": 4485.72, "text": " Fins with the 20 gift and W fins with the 20 gift and oh my good"}, {"start": 4486.72, "end": 4492.26, "text": " W fins with the 20 and said 10,000 bits W fins with the 10,000 bits"}, {"start": 4492.26, "end": 4496.46, "text": " Who said where's my star force BC at you could have bought one with that?"}, {"start": 4497.72, "end": 4499.72, "text": " Use a discount okay, so"}, {"start": 4503.280000000001, "end": 4508.26, "text": " W fans don't appreciate that fans that ship W fans man"}, {"start": 4511.52, "end": 4516.200000000001, "text": " What a case so clown girl say by the way those messages were the old me lol"}, {"start": 4516.200000000001, "end": 4522.120000000001, "text": " I've moved on and have grown I believe you"}, {"start": 4541.52, "end": 4550.52, "text": " That's the speaking of strength that's all from strength to"}, {"start": 4550.52, "end": 4559.040000000001, "text": " But they made that song for sweat"}, {"start": 4559.04, "end": 4582.7, "text": " That was the craziest that was crazy"}, {"start": 4582.7, "end": 4589.7, "text": " No, they did not."}, {"start": 4589.7, "end": 4594.7, "text": " You know I'm joking."}, {"start": 4594.7, "end": 4602.7, "text": " I'm with no doubt winning this game, it's too late."}, {"start": 4612.7, "end": 4622.179999999999, "text": " You know another song was in Shrek that was goaded. I need a hero by fro-frow or fro-frow"}, {"start": 4622.179999999999, "end": 4638.66, "text": " or fro-frow. Fro-frow. Big booty Latina Jess with the 5 gifted. Thank you. I'm good at"}, {"start": 4638.66, "end": 4639.5, "text": " This one."}, {"start": 4641.58, "end": 4642.82, "text": " Yeah, emma can heat."}, {"start": 4642.82, "end": 4643.66, "text": " Emma can heat."}, {"start": 4644.86, "end": 4645.7, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 4650.5, "end": 4651.34, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 4654.34, "end": 4655.18, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 4656.94, "end": 4657.78, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 4660.62, "end": 4661.46, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 4665.46, "end": 4667.12, "text": " Oh my bubbles, man!"}, {"start": 4668.66, "end": 4670.66, "text": " EAT MY ABOVE!"}, {"start": 4698.66, "end": 4700.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4728.66, "end": 4730.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4758.66, "end": 4760.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4788.66, "end": 4790.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4818.66, "end": 4820.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4848.66, "end": 4850.66, "text": " You"}, {"start": 4878.66, "end": 4885.66, "text": " That's it for my ass game, yes."}, {"start": 4885.66, "end": 4890.66, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 4890.66, "end": 4895.66, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4895.66, "end": 4902.66, "text": " Me too, Carl."}, {"start": 4902.66, "end": 4912.66, "text": " No! Me too! Oh man!"}, {"start": 4912.66, "end": 4915.66, "text": " You are me!"}, {"start": 4915.66, "end": 4921.66, "text": " You are not Arthur!"}, {"start": 4921.66, "end": 4923.66, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4929.62, "end": 4931.62, "text": " You are not"}, {"start": 4933.66, "end": 4935.66, "text": " No, you are not"}, {"start": 4937.94, "end": 4940.82, "text": " Okay, no, you ain't"}, {"start": 4944.34, "end": 4948.38, "text": " I know if it was last one I know if it was last one it is the last one for real right here"}, {"start": 4948.38, "end": 4954.38, "text": " No joke. It's the last one. I'm gonna do one more on everything. I love this last one winner lose no joke for real serious"}, {"start": 4955.1, "end": 4958.04, "text": " No joke. I'm for real ski right now. I'm dead serious for real"}, {"start": 4963.54, "end": 4965.54, "text": " Y'all like my little chant though"}, {"start": 4967.62, "end": 4972.64, "text": " Chat young y'all like my little chant Roy with the fire"}, {"start": 4972.64, "end": 4974.64, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 4976.360000000001, "end": 4978.360000000001, "text": " That was clean"}, {"start": 4982.280000000001, "end": 4984.280000000001, "text": " That was clean did you like my chain?"}, {"start": 4989.68, "end": 4997.740000000001, "text": " Fins with the 10,000 bits I bought your PC on StarFords like three weeks ago. Oh man, you got scammed big dog. I"}, {"start": 4999.360000000001, "end": 5001.52, "text": " Don't know where that thing is that thing gone"}, {"start": 5002.64, "end": 5004.64, "text": " It's gone."}, {"start": 5007.860000000001, "end": 5010.92, "text": " You might leave the a that's gotta be like the shipping company though"}, {"start": 5012.26, "end": 5015.0, "text": " That's gotta be like the shipping company. It's gotta be"}, {"start": 5017.26, "end": 5019.26, "text": " Servient with the fire"}, {"start": 5021.6, "end": 5023.6, "text": " You're about to take that up with"}, {"start": 5024.4800000000005, "end": 5026.4800000000005, "text": " Finish"}, {"start": 5028.320000000001, "end": 5031.58, "text": " Now it'll be there did you get the kitty one"}, {"start": 5032.64, "end": 5058.92, "text": " This is my game."}, {"start": 5058.92, "end": 5062.92, "text": " This is the one I win. Look at this new tank right here. I've been in this by the way."}, {"start": 5078.92, "end": 5080.92, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 5088.92, "end": 5114.92, "text": " I can still make it because I'm tech like that."}, {"start": 5114.92, "end": 5135.16, "text": " the hippo didn't make it i'm sorry big fan i like hippos"}, {"start": 5135.16, "end": 5142.16, "text": " Big fan of hippos."}, {"start": 5142.16, "end": 5150.16, "text": " Big fan."}, {"start": 5150.16, "end": 5160.16, "text": " My girlfriend, Jayla, is watching you depreciating."}, {"start": 5160.16, "end": 5163.16, "text": " If you said hello, you ain't got no girlfriend, but what's good, Jayla?"}, {"start": 5163.16, "end": 5165.16, "text": " I hope you do and do that"}, {"start": 5167.0, "end": 5169.0, "text": " Thank you for the down to this play"}, {"start": 5193.16, "end": 5195.16, "text": " I'm not here to tear my girlfriend water!"}, {"start": 5195.16, "end": 5197.16, "text": " Oh, no you don't!"}, {"start": 5205.16, "end": 5207.16, "text": " Get your filthy hands off me!"}, {"start": 5223.16, "end": 5233.16, "text": " Don't watch him with my boyfriend, no you ain't Caitlyn."}, {"start": 5233.16, "end": 5243.16, "text": " You see me jump down, I'm crazy."}, {"start": 5243.16, "end": 5246.16, "text": " Why is everything getting shot at me by the way? You see that?"}, {"start": 5262.16, "end": 5267.16, "text": " I'm watching by myself. Oh, we already knew that Chris Redfields used napkin. We knew that already."}, {"start": 5270.16, "end": 5271.16, "text": " And that's all right?"}, {"start": 5273.16, "end": 5278.16, "text": " That's all right."}, {"start": 5278.16, "end": 5283.16, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 5283.16, "end": 5288.16, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 5288.16, "end": 5293.16, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 5293.16, "end": 5310.92, "text": " That's called the go outside of the ring and jump on the platform deck."}, {"start": 5310.92, "end": 5325.4, "text": " I was playing with it."}, {"start": 5325.4, "end": 5326.4, "text": " Walking to the restaurant."}, {"start": 5326.4, "end": 5337.4, "text": " Oh, dubbing the viewer."}, {"start": 5337.400000000001, "end": 5345.400000000001, "text": " I just witnessed somebody lose their life right in front of me."}, {"start": 5345.400000000001, "end": 5357.400000000001, "text": " That I'm not okay, I just saw it."}, {"start": 5357.400000000001, "end": 5385.960000000001, "text": " This is my chance, this is my chance."}, {"start": 5385.96, "end": 5388.56, "text": " saw a case so from the Denver Nuggets game."}, {"start": 5401.16, "end": 5404.32, "text": " No, by the way, the Denver Nuggets are in shambles dog."}, {"start": 5404.32, "end": 5418.0, "text": " Don't take even Chinzo messes Achilles up and Anthony Edwards messes me up and they"}, {"start": 5418.0, "end": 5420.68, "text": " They still got blowed out."}, {"start": 5420.68, "end": 5421.52, "text": " Bad."}, {"start": 5422.76, "end": 5423.6, "text": " That's bad."}, {"start": 5442.2, "end": 5445.68, "text": " Joker sold, nah he doesn't have anybody else on the team."}, {"start": 5445.68, "end": 5447.68, "text": " It ain't going to hurt!"}, {"start": 5447.68, "end": 5450.68, "text": " Jamal, very good, but after that what is it?"}, {"start": 5460.68, "end": 5461.52, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 5462.84, "end": 5464.84, "text": " I'm doing a little bit of chat forever."}, {"start": 5464.84, "end": 5490.84, "text": " Oh, tg, I ain't surviving this."}, {"start": 5490.84, "end": 5500.84, "text": " Pistons falling off man, a piston for me and fellow!"}, {"start": 5500.84, "end": 5501.84, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5501.84, "end": 5502.84, "text": " PLEASE!"}, {"start": 5502.84, "end": 5504.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5532.84, "end": 5534.84, "text": " THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"}, {"start": 5534.84, "end": 5544.84, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 5544.84, "end": 5554.84, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 5554.84, "end": 5578.76, "text": " That's why I'm talking about it for a minute there I thought I was never gonna get a win"}, {"start": 5578.76, "end": 5589.4800000000005, "text": " again. Sharp pain in the left side of my chest. GG. No, it's all good. I was like way over here."}, {"start": 5589.4800000000005, "end": 5593.16, "text": " It's like it's like over here. You get harsh like up in here pretty much like something like this"}, {"start": 5593.16, "end": 5601.24, "text": " way over here. I'm good. Plus I did chest day today. I did some flat bench. I did some incline"}, {"start": 5601.24, "end": 5609.48, "text": " dumbbell flies and then I did some peck day and then I did some uh some slow"}, {"start": 5609.48, "end": 5614.36, "text": " crushes along with it that's why I had a sharp pain in my chest"}, {"start": 5614.36, "end": 5620.36, "text": " let me see this prediction"}, {"start": 5620.84, "end": 5624.44, "text": " let me see this prediction"}, {"start": 5624.4400000000005, "end": 5630.4400000000005, "text": " to be careful big tornadoes south of mountain to you."}, {"start": 5634.4400000000005, "end": 5636.4400000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5654.4400000000005, "end": 5666.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, yeah, it's over with G G ski man, I don't want no tornado"}, {"start": 5670.4400000000005, "end": 5672.4400000000005, "text": " Man, I don't want no tornado man"}, {"start": 5675.4400000000005, "end": 5679.4400000000005, "text": " Bro got doxxed bro Mount views at the top of Arkansas"}, {"start": 5679.4400000000005, "end": 5691.52, "text": " What did you just say to me?"}, {"start": 5691.52, "end": 5694.68, "text": " Thanks for everything."}, {"start": 5694.68, "end": 5695.68, "text": " What is that supposed to mean?"}, {"start": 5695.68, "end": 5696.68, "text": " Tornado ain't gonna do that to me."}, {"start": 5696.68, "end": 5698.68, "text": " I'm gonna go outside and start shooting at it."}, {"start": 5698.68, "end": 5699.68, "text": " Tornado, I see a tornado."}, {"start": 5699.68, "end": 5700.68, "text": " Come up and go outside and just start shooting."}, {"start": 5700.68, "end": 5701.68, "text": " We're like, oh, I'm at the wrong house."}, {"start": 5701.68, "end": 5702.68, "text": " I'm gonna let me turn it off."}, {"start": 5702.68, "end": 5705.76, "text": " I just just start shooting."}, {"start": 5705.76, "end": 5708.8, "text": " It's like, oh, I'm at the wrong house."}, {"start": 5708.8, "end": 5710.200000000001, "text": " I'm gonna let me turn around."}, {"start": 5711.360000000001, "end": 5712.4800000000005, "text": " Like, yeah, that's right."}, {"start": 5717.72, "end": 5718.88, "text": " I'll be like, yeah, that's right."}, {"start": 5718.88, "end": 5719.96, "text": " You better turn around."}, {"start": 5725.6, "end": 5726.4400000000005, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 5726.4400000000005, "end": 5729.76, "text": " I cannot believe Harry oiled up bodybuilder voted yes."}, {"start": 5729.76, "end": 5731.400000000001, "text": " This is actually the craziest moment"}, {"start": 5731.400000000001, "end": 5741.240000000001, "text": " my life right here. This is the pinnacle of life. That's unbelievable. Why would you have"}, {"start": 5741.240000000001, "end": 5752.4800000000005, "text": " voted yes? What possessed you to vote yes? You're never supposed to vote yes. Yo, Harry"}, {"start": 5752.4800000000005, "end": 5772.76, "text": " Oh, Harry oiled up bodybuilder. That's absolutely insane. Yo, Harry oiled up bodybuilder. How many channel points you got if I can ever find your chat? Yo, hey, don't worry. Have you kept what you got? I'm locked in looking at it and looking for a name right now."}, {"start": 5778.000000000001, "end": 5780.76, "text": " If one of my mod scenes that sees it before me, can you pin it?"}, {"start": 5782.4800000000005, "end": 5789.4800000000005, "text": " Did he say something?"}, {"start": 5789.4800000000005, "end": 5790.4800000000005, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 5790.4800000000005, "end": 5803.64, "text": " I mean, I know you had to have a crazy amount, but I don't know how you're holding on to"}, {"start": 5803.64, "end": 5808.96, "text": " that many when you always lose 250k on doubting, but I guess it makes sense because you're"}, {"start": 5808.96, "end": 5810.96, "text": " probably hitting a lot too."}, {"start": 5810.96, "end": 5815.96, "text": " Wow. Yo, Cloudy, how many of you got? Is Cloudy in here?"}, {"start": 5828.96, "end": 5829.96, "text": " Is Cloudy in here?"}, {"start": 5829.96, "end": 5841.88, "text": " in here. User is abstract. Why would you change your name, Cloudy? Did you want to lose all of your aura?"}, {"start": 5850.28, "end": 5851.88, "text": " Wait, is Cloudy even in here?"}, {"start": 5851.88, "end": 5870.4400000000005, "text": " I'll never notice another one of your chats again cloudy you literally sold so bad oh my goodness you"}, {"start": 5870.4400000000005, "end": 5874.92, "text": " actually lost all of your aura that's unbelievable I'll never see another one of your chats again"}, {"start": 5874.92, "end": 5881.92, "text": " It's it is so over."}, {"start": 5881.92, "end": 5882.92, "text": " Is this you?"}, {"start": 5882.92, "end": 5899.68, "text": " Cloudy, is this you?"}, {"start": 5899.68, "end": 5901.68, "text": " Why did you change your name?"}, {"start": 5924.0, "end": 5925.96, "text": " Some people just ain't meant to have aura, man."}, {"start": 5925.96, "end": 5928.280000000001, "text": " Some people have aura handed to them"}, {"start": 5928.28, "end": 5932.28, "text": " they just mess it up. What a fall from grace."}, {"start": 5934.28, "end": 5936.78, "text": " Yo, you get you some aura. You got to keep it."}, {"start": 5942.679999999999, "end": 5948.08, "text": " Is there something going on here? Cause I got a message on bits yesterday."}, {"start": 5948.08, "end": 5953.78, "text": " I think I read it said there is some secret anti shooter society gambling ring"}, {"start": 5953.78, "end": 5956.98, "text": " and fall guys and you're a part of it. Is that why you changed your name?"}, {"start": 5958.28, "end": 5987.28, "text": " What do you mean, uh, no?"}, {"start": 5987.28, "end": 5997.0, "text": " New phase of what?"}, {"start": 5997.0, "end": 6019.2, "text": " So you ain't never going to change your name back to Cloudy again."}, {"start": 6019.2, "end": 6031.36, "text": " You had aura, cloudy, and now I don't even know what you type in here."}, {"start": 6031.36, "end": 6032.36, "text": " Someone's going to steal it now."}, {"start": 6032.36, "end": 6033.36, "text": " Yeah, now somebody?"}, {"start": 6033.36, "end": 6034.36, "text": " No, it's over."}, {"start": 6034.36, "end": 6035.36, "text": " You don't understand."}, {"start": 6035.36, "end": 6036.36, "text": " It's already stolen."}, {"start": 6036.36, "end": 6037.36, "text": " It's already stolen."}, {"start": 6037.36, "end": 6044.36, "text": " It's already stolen."}, {"start": 6044.36, "end": 6057.36, "text": " There's going to be five gifted any second now with your name."}, {"start": 6057.36, "end": 6065.36, "text": " And now they ain't going to forget it's already, I can guarantee you,"}, {"start": 6065.36, "end": 6068.78, "text": " Within two minutes, within two minutes,"}, {"start": 6068.78, "end": 6072.179999999999, "text": " somebody's gonna give salt with county as the name."}, {"start": 6073.12, "end": 6075.54, "text": " I bet my bottom dollar."}, {"start": 6076.74, "end": 6077.78, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 6085.42, "end": 6087.12, "text": " I know how this works."}, {"start": 6089.08, "end": 6090.4, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 6090.4, "end": 6091.5599999999995, "text": " Give him a second."}, {"start": 6095.36, "end": 6102.36, "text": " I'm going to give it to you."}, {"start": 6102.36, "end": 6110.36, "text": " Ben this other group that just gifted five, you interrupted my order moment."}, {"start": 6110.36, "end": 6114.36, "text": " Thank you fans for the five and A-Bow with the five."}, {"start": 6114.36, "end": 6119.36, "text": " Yo appreciate that rate, call it a W rate."}, {"start": 6119.360000000001, "end": 6120.360000000001, "text": " You just say?"}, {"start": 6122.360000000001, "end": 6123.6, "text": " Case I have to go to bed."}, {"start": 6123.6, "end": 6126.360000000001, "text": " In your wildest dreams you have to go to bed."}, {"start": 6126.360000000001, "end": 6128.360000000001, "text": " I don't know who you think you're talking to."}, {"start": 6133.360000000001, "end": 6135.360000000001, "text": " In your dreams you're going to bed."}, {"start": 6141.06, "end": 6142.860000000001, "text": " Respectable cake with the five."}, {"start": 6149.360000000001, "end": 6150.960000000001, "text": " You know what's crazy chat?"}, {"start": 6150.960000000001, "end": 6158.76, "text": " I actually had the chance to get the name case O without the underscore, but I didn't do it."}, {"start": 6158.76, "end": 6161.200000000001, "text": " Pick with the five."}, {"start": 6161.200000000001, "end": 6170.200000000001, "text": " I had the chance to get the name case O without the underscore, but I didn't."}, {"start": 6170.200000000001, "end": 6171.200000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 6171.200000000001, "end": 6174.84, "text": " Because something bad would have happened if I'd have done that."}, {"start": 6174.84, "end": 6177.84, "text": " Can't explain it."}, {"start": 6177.84, "end": 6192.24, "text": " Purple with the fire."}, {"start": 6192.24, "end": 6198.68, "text": " By case I have to leave stream to play water park simulator."}, {"start": 6198.68, "end": 6204.16, "text": " Matter of fact I'll open the door for you."}, {"start": 6204.16, "end": 6214.84, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 6214.84, "end": 6216.72, "text": " You got lucky, cloudy."}, {"start": 6216.72, "end": 6221.68, "text": " Nobody did it."}, {"start": 6221.68, "end": 6227.68, "text": " I still don't understand why you would change your name."}, {"start": 6227.68, "end": 6232.5599999999995, "text": " I don't understand why."}, {"start": 6232.56, "end": 6239.56, "text": " But you know what, you want to change your name, Glee's with the five."}, {"start": 6239.56, "end": 6254.56, "text": " All right, whatever, whatever."}, {"start": 6254.56, "end": 6261.56, "text": " Sad day."}, {"start": 6261.56, "end": 6264.56, "text": " Also, hold up!"}, {"start": 6264.56, "end": 6271.56, "text": " Wait a minute, before I get spooktime real quick, why didn't you want your new name to be exposed?"}, {"start": 6271.56, "end": 6272.56, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 6272.56, "end": 6275.56, "text": " What are you hiding?"}, {"start": 6284.56, "end": 6290.84, "text": " So survivor with the five gifted. What does that mean?"}, {"start": 6297.900000000001, "end": 6299.900000000001, "text": " No answer the question"}, {"start": 6307.280000000001, "end": 6309.280000000001, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 6314.56, "end": 6334.04, "text": " There it is! I told you! It ain't the same one when it's close enough!"}, {"start": 6334.04, "end": 6340.44, "text": " with the five. Thank you to with the 10. Thank you. Don't give you a loopy two."}, {"start": 6348.44, "end": 6350.44, "text": " Well,"}, {"start": 6354.5199999999995, "end": 6359.24, "text": " you're trying. You know what? You want a fresh start? Look, there it is again."}, {"start": 6359.88, "end": 6361.48, "text": " Look, look, there it is again. Look,"}, {"start": 6361.4800000000005, "end": 6364.72, "text": " Look, look at that right there."}, {"start": 6364.72, "end": 6365.56, "text": " There it is again."}, {"start": 6367.88, "end": 6368.72, "text": " Again."}, {"start": 6373.040000000001, "end": 6374.6, "text": " Bliss with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 6376.360000000001, "end": 6378.56, "text": " But you know what time it is now, don't you?"}, {"start": 6382.64, "end": 6384.64, "text": " I thank you, no."}, {"start": 6391.4800000000005, "end": 6393.4800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6394.4400000000005, "end": 6396.4400000000005, "text": " Think you know"}, {"start": 6401.68, "end": 6403.68, "text": " What time it is"}, {"start": 6406.56, "end": 6409.76, "text": " Well, if you don't you should okay"}, {"start": 6413.240000000001, "end": 6415.240000000001, "text": " Cuz it's"}, {"start": 6421.4800000000005, "end": 6423.4800000000005, "text": " What time?"}, {"start": 6428.4800000000005, "end": 6430.4800000000005, "text": " What time?"}, {"start": 6445.4800000000005, "end": 6447.4800000000005, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 6451.4800000000005, "end": 6455.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, this looks like it's gonna be good."}, {"start": 6455.4800000000005, "end": 6459.4800000000005, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6459.4800000000005, "end": 6463.4800000000005, "text": " This looks like it's gonna be good."}, {"start": 6463.4800000000005, "end": 6467.4800000000005, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 6467.4800000000005, "end": 6471.4800000000005, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 6471.4800000000005, "end": 6475.4800000000005, "text": " The reviews for it was good too."}, {"start": 6475.4800000000005, "end": 6479.4800000000005, "text": " The reviews for it was good too."}, {"start": 6481.4800000000005, "end": 6483.540000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6511.4800000000005, "end": 6513.540000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6541.4800000000005, "end": 6543.540000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6571.4800000000005, "end": 6573.540000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6601.4800000000005, "end": 6603.540000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6661.4800000000005, "end": 6665.4800000000005, "text": " in the evening, and probably will be right."}, {"start": 6676.4800000000005, "end": 6680.4800000000005, "text": " And the waitress is practicing politics,"}, {"start": 6680.4800000000005, "end": 6684.4800000000005, "text": " as the businessmen slowly get stoned."}, {"start": 6684.4800000000005, "end": 6688.4800000000005, "text": " Yes, they're sharing a treat, they call them liars."}, {"start": 6688.4800000000005, "end": 6692.4800000000005, "text": " But it's better than drinking alone"}, {"start": 6708.4800000000005, "end": 6712.4800000000005, "text": " Sing us a song, you're the piano man"}, {"start": 6712.4800000000005, "end": 6715.4800000000005, "text": " Sing us a song, tonight"}, {"start": 6715.4800000000005, "end": 6720.4800000000005, "text": " Well, we're all in the mood for a melody."}, {"start": 6720.4800000000005, "end": 6724.4800000000005, "text": " You gotta feel that, all right."}, {"start": 6730.4800000000005, "end": 6733.4800000000005, "text": " I hope you got you a daffion."}, {"start": 6734.4800000000005, "end": 6737.4800000000005, "text": " Cause it's spooky time, buddy."}, {"start": 6739.4800000000005, "end": 6741.4800000000005, "text": " I hope you got you a daffion."}, {"start": 6741.4800000000005, "end": 6743.4800000000005, "text": " Do you play harmonica?"}, {"start": 6743.4800000000005, "end": 6745.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, I actually do. I don't have one in here though."}, {"start": 6745.4800000000005, "end": 6747.4800000000005, "text": " I remember I used to be nasty on that harmonica."}, {"start": 6747.4800000000005, "end": 6748.4800000000005, "text": " Y'all remember that?"}, {"start": 6748.4800000000005, "end": 6750.4800000000005, "text": " Who remembers the harmonica days?"}, {"start": 6752.4800000000005, "end": 6754.4800000000005, "text": " I ain't got one in here right now though."}, {"start": 6755.4800000000005, "end": 6757.4800000000005, "text": " I was actually good on the harmonica."}, {"start": 6757.4800000000005, "end": 6759.4800000000005, "text": " I could for real play one."}, {"start": 6759.4800000000005, "end": 6761.4800000000005, "text": " It's gone, man."}, {"start": 6761.4800000000005, "end": 6763.4800000000005, "text": " It's gone."}, {"start": 6765.4800000000005, "end": 6767.4800000000005, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 6768.4800000000005, "end": 6770.4800000000005, "text": " Hey, it's gone."}, {"start": 6770.4800000000005, "end": 6775.4800000000005, "text": " You're gonna get it. Yo,"}, {"start": 6775.4800000000005, "end": 6780.4800000000005, "text": " appreciate you. If you shout out,"}, {"start": 6780.4800000000005, "end": 6785.4800000000005, "text": " you're honest. Thank you. Lock"}, {"start": 6785.4800000000005, "end": 6790.4800000000005, "text": " in. The name of this game is."}, {"start": 6790.4800000000005, "end": 6797.4800000000005, "text": " It's not on the screen and I"}, {"start": 6797.4800000000005, "end": 6806.56, "text": " It's a coincidence is that's the name of the game coincidences"}, {"start": 6815.280000000001, "end": 6817.280000000001, "text": " Graphics no you already know the drill"}, {"start": 6818.240000000001, "end": 6821.96, "text": " You already know the drill the sensitivity started out pretty"}, {"start": 6822.72, "end": 6826.96, "text": " Pretty small, so I'm gonna go ahead and say that that might be all right"}, {"start": 6827.4800000000005, "end": 6839.360000000001, "text": " face cam a little bit out of whack boom I'm back yo all right coincidences oh"}, {"start": 6839.360000000001, "end": 6847.88, "text": " this kind of cinema hold up where we going the landlady she raised my rent"}, {"start": 6847.88, "end": 6855.26, "text": " almost twice I could barely pay before now there's no chance I should have had"}, {"start": 6855.26, "end": 6864.06, "text": " a few nice words for her before leaving. It ain't even worth it. At least I got lucky"}, {"start": 6864.06, "end": 6871.58, "text": " with a cheap house, though it's far from the city. Practically in the woods and the landlord"}, {"start": 6871.58, "end": 6881.9800000000005, "text": " is a bit odd still at that price. I'm not complaining. Yeah. I even found a job at"}, {"start": 6881.9800000000005, "end": 6888.38, "text": " the local shop as a cashier though but I hope it's temporary well I'm sorry to"}, {"start": 6888.38, "end": 6895.22, "text": " hear that check the tornado no I've seen it it's GG for you boy"}, {"start": 6895.820000000001, "end": 6900.14, "text": " looks like I came to the right address hey you need some new headlights on this"}, {"start": 6900.14, "end": 6909.540000000001, "text": " thing this I need to grab my things put on the flashlight and head out okay"}, {"start": 6909.54, "end": 6911.54, "text": " Okay, cool. Thank you."}, {"start": 6915.54, "end": 6920.54, "text": " You know what's crazy? The sensitivity is still too high even right here."}, {"start": 6920.54, "end": 6923.54, "text": " I appreciate it for trying to pre-fire it though."}, {"start": 6923.54, "end": 6925.54, "text": " Whiskey with the five."}, {"start": 6926.54, "end": 6928.54, "text": " Do something like that right there."}, {"start": 6932.54, "end": 6933.54, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6933.54, "end": 6935.54, "text": " We got a light."}, {"start": 6935.54, "end": 6937.54, "text": " We got our briefcase."}, {"start": 6937.54, "end": 6940.3, "text": " And we're heading inside to our new house."}, {"start": 6941.54, "end": 6943.54, "text": " Tara with the tin. Thank you, Tara."}, {"start": 6943.54, "end": 6947.04, "text": " Oh my goodness, it is dark with no flashlight."}, {"start": 6948.04, "end": 6950.04, "text": " The landlord said the door would be open,"}, {"start": 6950.04, "end": 6952.54, "text": " and that the key is on the hallway table."}, {"start": 6952.54, "end": 6955.54, "text": " Well, I don't like that the crib's already open."}, {"start": 6955.54, "end": 6958.04, "text": " Is there somebody sitting right here?"}, {"start": 6959.54, "end": 6962.54, "text": " Oh, it's just a rubber duck on top of a tree stone."}, {"start": 6962.54, "end": 6969.28, "text": " L flashlight, you know what's crazy? This is actually a good flashlight considering it looks like this without it"}, {"start": 6973.5, "end": 6980.98, "text": " I'm Halima with the five gifted. I'm Halima golly W. Reference"}, {"start": 6986.78, "end": 6988.78, "text": " Yo Gabba with the five, thank you"}, {"start": 6988.78, "end": 7001.719999999999, "text": " I'm Halima! Godly she's annoying! We know you're Halima! Anyway, I got this big old"}, {"start": 7001.719999999999, "end": 7010.5599999999995, "text": " giant house for cheap rent. How? Oh, I can carry the donkey? Oh! Oh, I can't carry it."}, {"start": 7010.5599999999995, "end": 7016.16, "text": " I can just pick it up. All right, let's go in the house. How was this big"}, {"start": 7016.16, "end": 7017.5199999999995, "text": " John House cheap rent."}, {"start": 7019.639999999999, "end": 7020.639999999999, "text": " Obi with the five."}, {"start": 7021.88, "end": 7023.88, "text": " We're about to probably see why it was so cheap."}, {"start": 7025.8, "end": 7027.36, "text": " What? She said it was open."}, {"start": 7030.8, "end": 7032.5599999999995, "text": " Looks like there's another entrance here."}, {"start": 7034.599999999999, "end": 7035.88, "text": " Where I'm sleeping in the car."}, {"start": 7035.88, "end": 7036.639999999999, "text": " Hold on, bro."}, {"start": 7036.639999999999, "end": 7039.68, "text": " She said, or he said, I can't remember"}, {"start": 7041.48, "end": 7043.12, "text": " that it was open."}, {"start": 7043.12, "end": 7048.24, "text": " Cloudy with a chance of K so with the five and so field with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 7050.64, "end": 7054.2, "text": " Water Park sim has new updates. Yeah, I was actually thinking about jumping back on that game here"}, {"start": 7054.2, "end": 7057.28, "text": " So they're taking a new updates because apparently there's been a lot of people saying"}, {"start": 7058.88, "end": 7063.66, "text": " All the manager want to revisit the goobledoo see how everything's holding together"}, {"start": 7065.76, "end": 7069.18, "text": " They hate to see me come on boss. Hey"}, {"start": 7073.12, "end": 7083.2, "text": " the boss coming back through be on your best behavior oh yeah no see I know why it was cheat"}, {"start": 7083.2, "end": 7094.2, "text": " now because it's insanely creepy at least 10 people's died in this house chat they said"}, {"start": 7094.2, "end": 7101.2, "text": " it was open like the front door was open and the key was in the entrance somewhere that's"}, {"start": 7101.2, "end": 7102.8, "text": " That's what they said."}, {"start": 7102.8, "end": 7108.36, "text": " So why am I running around going to Timbuktu, trying to get in my house?"}, {"start": 7108.36, "end": 7112.2, "text": " There's a second entrance and it opened."}, {"start": 7112.2, "end": 7130.48, "text": " Okay, first glaring obvious thing is that it is insanely dark in here."}, {"start": 7130.4800000000005, "end": 7133.72, "text": " So, is there a light switch?"}, {"start": 7135.360000000001, "end": 7136.88, "text": " Yeah, you know, I'm good."}, {"start": 7136.88, "end": 7139.400000000001, "text": " I appreciate the cheap rent here."}, {"start": 7139.400000000001, "end": 7143.38, "text": " I really do, but I think I'm gonna pass."}, {"start": 7144.4800000000005, "end": 7145.76, "text": " Please tell me it works."}, {"start": 7147.64, "end": 7149.120000000001, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 7150.68, "end": 7152.88, "text": " It's telling me to take the key from the side table."}, {"start": 7152.88, "end": 7153.96, "text": " I can barely see that."}, {"start": 7153.96, "end": 7156.76, "text": " I'm assuming that's gonna be by the front door."}, {"start": 7156.76, "end": 7158.6, "text": " So let me walk up here."}, {"start": 7158.6, "end": 7160.200000000001, "text": " Does this work?"}, {"start": 7160.2, "end": 7172.8, "text": " know. Okay. Take the key from the side table. There it is. Got it. Here's the key. Now I"}, {"start": 7172.8, "end": 7177.84, "text": " need to turn on the power. Oh, thank you. The breaker somewhere outside. All right,"}, {"start": 7177.84, "end": 7187.16, "text": " let's go do that. I'm gonna check around this side of the house. Chad is dark. Would"}, {"start": 7187.16, "end": 7206.08, "text": " you live here? Say it was a hundred dollars a month. You live in here? Here's the power."}, {"start": 7206.08, "end": 7209.76, "text": " Now I can go to bed. Wait, hold on a minute. We need to see what the place is looking like"}, {"start": 7209.76, "end": 7213.44, "text": " before we just go straight to bed. I'm about to check every room in this house before"}, {"start": 7213.4400000000005, "end": 7215.84, "text": " I go straight to bed because this thing is huge."}, {"start": 7217.040000000001, "end": 7218.040000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7221.740000000001, "end": 7222.740000000001, "text": " Well, that's a good start."}, {"start": 7226.740000000001, "end": 7228.64, "text": " Don't leave that door open. That's not like me."}, {"start": 7230.9400000000005, "end": 7231.4400000000005, "text": " Well,"}, {"start": 7232.34, "end": 7233.4400000000005, "text": " K off with the five."}, {"start": 7234.64, "end": 7235.740000000001, "text": " First things first,"}, {"start": 7236.34, "end": 7240.4400000000005, "text": " I am turning on every light in this house, buddy."}, {"start": 7240.4400000000005, "end": 7247.64, "text": " I just hang them straight up and there better not be no locked doors in here either"}, {"start": 7249.84, "end": 7254.200000000001, "text": " All right bathroom kind of cozy not gonna lie this bathroom is kind of cozy"}, {"start": 7254.200000000001, "end": 7256.52, "text": " I kind of miss what I like a little dolphin"}, {"start": 7257.4400000000005, "end": 7261.040000000001, "text": " Little dolphin shark and that's cool. All right"}, {"start": 7263.240000000001, "end": 7267.040000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't know about this place living here by myself"}, {"start": 7267.04, "end": 7281.88, "text": " big old three-story house. I mean, all right, let's keep searching. Recap, I was on the toilet. Our"}, {"start": 7281.88, "end": 7288.5199999999995, "text": " land lady kicked us out of our other house or she raised a rent. So we found another house out"}, {"start": 7288.5199999999995, "end": 7295.4, "text": " in the middle of the woods and it's this big old house and apparently it's a low wind. Hey,"}, {"start": 7295.400000000001, "end": 7297.68, "text": " Hey, we got some self-defense in here now."}, {"start": 7297.68, "end": 7298.68, "text": " What is this, half sword?"}, {"start": 7302.920000000001, "end": 7306.240000000001, "text": " This staircase actually could not be creepier, by the way."}, {"start": 7306.240000000001, "end": 7308.64, "text": " It could not be creepier."}, {"start": 7308.64, "end": 7311.52, "text": " That is unreal."}, {"start": 7311.52, "end": 7312.02, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 7316.200000000001, "end": 7317.64, "text": " I do not like this."}, {"start": 7317.64, "end": 7319.72, "text": " It's so quiet, too."}, {"start": 7319.72, "end": 7320.6, "text": " Why is that broken?"}, {"start": 7325.400000000001, "end": 7335.400000000001, "text": " Oh, no, what is this house?"}, {"start": 7335.400000000001, "end": 7342.68, "text": " What room is this, like a little bedroom?"}, {"start": 7342.68, "end": 7348.84, "text": " So this is the room I'm going to sleep in, huh?"}, {"start": 7348.84, "end": 7354.000000000001, "text": " Could be worse, I guess."}, {"start": 7354.0, "end": 7356.0, "text": " Search the rest of the rooms"}, {"start": 7358.36, "end": 7363.04, "text": " Okay, what room is this? Oh, it's like a little painting room. Oh"}, {"start": 7364.8, "end": 7368.36, "text": " That's cool. Oh, there's darts to somebody missed"}, {"start": 7370.68, "end": 7376.74, "text": " Alrighty ooh, what is that I'm about to claim that is mine and steal it and sell it. That's kind of hard"}, {"start": 7384.0, "end": 7394.58, "text": " Hey, that low key don't even look like AI either."}, {"start": 7394.58, "end": 7395.58, "text": " So I drew that?"}, {"start": 7395.58, "end": 7396.68, "text": " So I drew that?"}, {"start": 7396.68, "end": 7399.28, "text": " I can't even tell."}, {"start": 7399.28, "end": 7401.16, "text": " I drew it, Cap."}, {"start": 7401.16, "end": 7410.6, "text": " How dare you try to steal someone's work like that?"}, {"start": 7410.6, "end": 7414.52, "text": " I would never do that."}, {"start": 7414.52, "end": 7416.84, "text": " Did I search every room in the house chat?"}, {"start": 7416.84, "end": 7417.56, "text": " I think I did."}, {"start": 7422.76, "end": 7423.92, "text": " I think I looked at every room."}, {"start": 7423.92, "end": 7425.240000000001, "text": " Did I miss one downstairs?"}, {"start": 7428.320000000001, "end": 7428.88, "text": " Basement?"}, {"start": 7428.88, "end": 7430.68, "text": " No, we're just going to pretend like this house doesn't"}, {"start": 7430.68, "end": 7431.200000000001, "text": " have a basement."}, {"start": 7431.200000000001, "end": 7432.120000000001, "text": " Let's just go to bed."}, {"start": 7432.120000000001, "end": 7434.56, "text": " Let's go to bed."}, {"start": 7434.56, "end": 7436.64, "text": " We ain't got no box fan or nothing, dude."}, {"start": 7436.64, "end": 7438.92, "text": " It's about to be wearing no way I'm going to get no sleep."}, {"start": 7440.6, "end": 7449.200000000001, "text": " That was really aggressive you sleeping with pants and boots on yo that picture is creepy"}, {"start": 7449.200000000001, "end": 7462.92, "text": " Seems like slept well I need to quickly put my things away look around the room and head"}, {"start": 7462.92, "end": 7463.92, "text": " to work"}, {"start": 7463.92, "end": 7468.68, "text": " Wait is it morning time?"}, {"start": 7468.68, "end": 7471.96, "text": " Did we we made it through the night?"}, {"start": 7476.68, "end": 7478.68, "text": " Some kind of book"}, {"start": 7478.92, "end": 7480.92, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7481.04, "end": 7483.92, "text": " It's only to grab my thing May 20th"}, {"start": 7483.92, "end": 7488.04, "text": " I finally moved in the house turned out to be better than I expected for this kind of money"}, {"start": 7488.360000000001, "end": 7494.08, "text": " It's not that what it's nice that work is close and after the argument living separately feels like a breath of fresh air"}, {"start": 7494.08, "end": 7500.2, "text": " I hope I don't go too crazy from boredom and loneliness May 23rd. So this is the previous tenant"}, {"start": 7502.68, "end": 7508.12, "text": " May 23rd today, I feel kind of strange the house seems cozy, but it feels like something's off here"}, {"start": 7508.24, "end": 7512.66, "text": " Maybe I'm just not used to being alone yet, but I can't shake the feeling that someone's watching me"}, {"start": 7512.66, "end": 7517.42, "text": " I need to stop watching horror movies at night or my imagination is starting to work over time"}, {"start": 7518.2, "end": 7520.2, "text": " May 24th a day later"}, {"start": 7520.2, "end": 7524.44, "text": " must call an electrician there are some problems with the electricity in the"}, {"start": 7524.44, "end": 7531.76, "text": " house from time to time well that's not a good sign for us all right how do I"}, {"start": 7531.76, "end": 7540.88, "text": " close it who's notes are these it's very similar to my situation looks like the"}, {"start": 7540.88, "end": 7546.66, "text": " previous tenant left their journal here all right what else do I need to grab"}, {"start": 7546.66, "end": 7554.74, "text": " from in here okay we're putting our stuff in here bet great now I can go to"}, {"start": 7554.74, "end": 7563.82, "text": " work what do you mean great great you can go to great huh hey who turned these"}, {"start": 7563.82, "end": 7566.099999999999, "text": " lights off did you do in the middle of the night or something because I did not"}, {"start": 7566.099999999999, "end": 7571.78, "text": " have anything to do with this is that my car"}, {"start": 7571.78, "end": 7579.48, "text": " Chat, I know it's y'all's worst nightmare, but just calm down, it'll be okay."}, {"start": 7579.48, "end": 7585.139999999999, "text": " Some people gotta go to WORK, JOB, WORK JOB!"}, {"start": 7585.139999999999, "end": 7589.82, "text": " Have to chat and just die, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 7589.82, "end": 7590.82, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 7590.82, "end": 7594.46, "text": " But we're going to work."}, {"start": 7594.46, "end": 7600.9, "text": " First night was uneventful though, thankfully, and surprisingly, nothing popped off."}, {"start": 7600.900000000001, "end": 7621.18, "text": " we go. Good one, pal. Good one. Off to work we go. Is this where I work? Finally, the shift"}, {"start": 7621.18, "end": 7625.9800000000005, "text": " is over. Oh, we got to skip the bad part. The manager left me some kind of note in the"}, {"start": 7625.9800000000005, "end": 7636.9800000000005, "text": " office I should check it. Manager left me a note in the office for what? That's not the"}, {"start": 7636.9800000000005, "end": 7648.26, "text": " office. Am I getting fired on my first day? This looks like the office and this looks"}, {"start": 7648.26, "end": 7655.66, "text": " like a note. Congratulations on your first day on the job. Before you leave,"}, {"start": 7655.66, "end": 7660.46, "text": " complete the following tasks. Pick up any trash from the sales floor. Empty the"}, {"start": 7660.46, "end": 7666.22, "text": " bins in the office restroom and the main entrance from the street. And take the"}, {"start": 7666.22, "end": 7670.14, "text": " garbage to the dumpster behind the store. Are you serious man? The people in the"}, {"start": 7670.14, "end": 7675.900000000001, "text": " next shift can't get it? Lock all exterior doors of the store. Turn off"}, {"start": 7675.900000000001, "end": 7681.780000000001, "text": " all the lights there are three switches in the office flip them all well looks"}, {"start": 7681.780000000001, "end": 7685.06, "text": " like I can't just go straight home"}, {"start": 7688.500000000001, "end": 7694.34, "text": " all right let's just do it we gotta do we gotta do chat we got to pay them"}, {"start": 7694.34, "end": 7700.34, "text": " bills somehow let's pick up the trash there's one see that ain't too bad"}, {"start": 7700.34, "end": 7713.34, "text": " kind of easy all right boom there's another one lights do that sometimes it"}, {"start": 7713.34, "end": 7717.3, "text": " ain't cuz nothing creepy is going on the lights just do that sometimes not that I"}, {"start": 7717.3, "end": 7721.34, "text": " know that cuz this is my first day working here but for my sake I'm going"}, {"start": 7721.34, "end": 7727.22, "text": " to assume that they do that from time to time looks clean I still need to"}, {"start": 7727.22, "end": 7734.96, "text": " collect trash from the bins and take it to the dumpster. All right so there was"}, {"start": 7734.96, "end": 7743.860000000001, "text": " one in the bathroom, there it is, boop!"}, {"start": 7757.22, "end": 7765.06, "text": " The store's closed I'm not staying either"}, {"start": 7767.22, "end": 7770.8, "text": " No, I dropped by to give Stanley is 20 bucks. Oh, yeah, I'm staying"}, {"start": 7771.58, "end": 7776.96, "text": " Have you seen him? No, I was playing my name Stan. Yeah, that's me. I'll take that 20"}, {"start": 7779.56, "end": 7781.56, "text": " Wait who was Stanley us me"}, {"start": 7781.56, "end": 7790.1, "text": " Stanley's a buddy of mine. He works here. Beared in a green cap. Sometimes I drop out"}, {"start": 7790.1, "end": 7797.46, "text": " of chat with him. Yeah, that's me. Can I get that 20 bucks? It's my first day, but I haven't"}, {"start": 7797.46, "end": 7807.700000000001, "text": " heard of Stanley and I haven't seen anyone in a green cap. Maybe he quit. Unlikely."}, {"start": 7807.7, "end": 7811.9, "text": " far as I know he moved somewhere nearby wasn't planning to quit but I haven't"}, {"start": 7811.9, "end": 7818.98, "text": " seen him for a week well all right I won't keep you I'm off thank you sir"}, {"start": 7832.78, "end": 7835.42, "text": " look at this"}, {"start": 7837.7, "end": 7844.7, "text": " Big doll."}, {"start": 7844.7, "end": 7851.7, "text": " Big doll."}, {"start": 7851.7, "end": 7860.7, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 7860.7, "end": 7879.58, "text": " Yo, he's creepy, but I anyway, let me enter the trash bins trash cans."}, {"start": 7879.58, "end": 7886.74, "text": " What do you say, Ben or can I say trash can like a I gotta go throw this in the trash"}, {"start": 7886.74, "end": 7892.26, "text": " can. Ben just it seems like I'd be going out of my way to say it. What room is this? Oh that's"}, {"start": 7892.26, "end": 7899.46, "text": " the back. Hold up. Should I go out there yet? Wait a minute. All right. Two more."}, {"start": 7901.62, "end": 7907.54, "text": " Yo can we close this door by the way? All right. Maybe the last one's in the office. I can't"}, {"start": 7907.54, "end": 7910.54, "text": " I can't remember what it said."}, {"start": 7910.54, "end": 7913.3, "text": " Yeah, last one's in here."}, {"start": 7913.3, "end": 7915.5, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7915.5, "end": 7917.62, "text": " Trash is collected."}, {"start": 7917.62, "end": 7919.7, "text": " Now I need to take it to the dumpster behind the store."}, {"start": 7919.7, "end": 7920.98, "text": " Yeah, that should be easy for us."}, {"start": 7925.3, "end": 7926.3, "text": " Just say trash."}, {"start": 7926.3, "end": 7927.34, "text": " Why add more words?"}, {"start": 7927.34, "end": 7930.74, "text": " Yeah, I say that too like you don't throw it in the trash."}, {"start": 7930.74, "end": 7932.82, "text": " But if you have to label it something,"}, {"start": 7932.82, "end": 7934.38, "text": " I would say can over bin."}, {"start": 7937.54, "end": 7947.54, "text": " Somebody, oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 7947.54, "end": 7956.94, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 7956.9400000000005, "end": 7959.9400000000005, "text": " He can chain me up in his garage."}, {"start": 7982.320000000001, "end": 7983.320000000001, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 7983.320000000001, "end": 7984.160000000001, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 7985.56, "end": 7986.660000000001, "text": " I should've done that."}, {"start": 7986.9400000000005, "end": 8000.700000000001, "text": " All right, that's done."}, {"start": 8000.700000000001, "end": 8004.18, "text": " Now I need to lock all the exterior doors of the store, leaving only the back one for"}, {"start": 8004.18, "end": 8005.18, "text": " exit."}, {"start": 8005.18, "end": 8006.18, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 8006.18, "end": 8013.660000000001, "text": " All right, let's lock every door here."}, {"start": 8013.660000000001, "end": 8014.660000000001, "text": " Locked."}, {"start": 8014.660000000001, "end": 8015.660000000001, "text": " Locked."}, {"start": 8015.66, "end": 8016.66, "text": " Locked in."}, {"start": 8024.66, "end": 8025.66, "text": " Locked."}, {"start": 8027.66, "end": 8028.66, "text": " Locked."}, {"start": 8028.66, "end": 8030.66, "text": " Do I get to go home now?"}, {"start": 8034.66, "end": 8035.66, "text": " Is that every door locked?"}, {"start": 8035.66, "end": 8036.66, "text": " I feel like it is."}, {"start": 8045.66, "end": 8053.66, "text": " Do the three lights. Yeah, but it didn't update it. So I guess I'll go ahead and do that."}, {"start": 8053.66, "end": 8061.66, "text": " No, I can't do it yet. Oh, here's one. Okay, got it."}, {"start": 8061.66, "end": 8067.66, "text": " Somebody was speaking. That doesn't surprise me."}, {"start": 8067.66, "end": 8071.66, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8071.66, "end": 8077.66, "text": " Finally done with everything. Let's get out of here."}, {"start": 8077.66, "end": 8104.8, "text": " We're overreacting, relax, we're actually overreacting, we're just in a store by ourselves"}, {"start": 8104.8, "end": 8106.68, "text": " at night and it's dark."}, {"start": 8106.68, "end": 8112.360000000001, "text": " chill there's nothing going wrong it's just just we're just chilling I'm gonna go grab my groceries"}, {"start": 8116.6, "end": 8122.200000000001, "text": " and I'm gonna take him to the car and I'm gonna go home to a creepy house"}, {"start": 8125.8, "end": 8130.280000000001, "text": " where's my groceries at I don't see them"}, {"start": 8130.28, "end": 8144.04, "text": " Oh, there they are."}, {"start": 8144.04, "end": 8146.84, "text": " I'm getting out of here right now."}, {"start": 8146.84, "end": 8148.44, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 8148.44, "end": 8154.84, "text": " They just ran around the- they just ran around-"}, {"start": 8154.84, "end": 8155.68, "text": " I can't get up."}, {"start": 8160.64, "end": 8162.4400000000005, "text": " You better let me out of here right now."}, {"start": 8166.24, "end": 8167.08, "text": " Kitty?"}, {"start": 8171.28, "end": 8173.28, "text": " Please don't jump scare me, I've been good."}, {"start": 8178.68, "end": 8180.04, "text": " I didn't lock the door."}, {"start": 8184.84, "end": 8196.4, "text": " We made it. We're good. everybody relaxed. Yay. We're back home to not a cozy house"}, {"start": 8196.4, "end": 8201.52, "text": " at all. Honestly, working at the store has its perks. At least I could buy groceries cheaper."}, {"start": 8201.52, "end": 8202.960000000001, "text": " Hey, yeah, hey, you know."}, {"start": 8213.960000000001, "end": 8216.84, "text": " This man out here streaming with tornadoes on the ground."}, {"start": 8216.84, "end": 8218.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, you know me."}, {"start": 8226.140000000001, "end": 8227.880000000001, "text": " All right, let's get in the house."}, {"start": 8227.880000000001, "end": 8232.880000000001, "text": " I'm getting hungry. I need to cook something for dinner."}, {"start": 8242.880000000001, "end": 8245.880000000001, "text": " Chat, why's my flashlight doing this?"}, {"start": 8245.880000000001, "end": 8249.880000000001, "text": " Did I not lock the door before we left?"}, {"start": 8252.880000000001, "end": 8256.880000000001, "text": " Looks like the flashlight batteries are running low."}, {"start": 8256.880000000001, "end": 8258.560000000001, "text": " All right, I'll deal with it later."}, {"start": 8258.560000000001, "end": 8263.68, "text": " Well, big dog, if you didn't move into a house from 1605,"}, {"start": 8263.68, "end": 8266.76, "text": " you wouldn't need a flashlight."}, {"start": 8266.76, "end": 8268.04, "text": " Like, let's be real here."}, {"start": 8268.04, "end": 8268.54, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8281.800000000001, "end": 8283.28, "text": " Hello, this is Lester."}, {"start": 8283.28, "end": 8284.240000000002, "text": " You're a landlord."}, {"start": 8284.240000000002, "end": 8286.44, "text": " Oh, what's good, Lester?"}, {"start": 8286.44, "end": 8288.380000000001, "text": " How are you feeling, everything all right?"}, {"start": 8288.380000000001, "end": 8289.720000000001, "text": " No, this place is crazy."}, {"start": 8289.720000000001, "end": 8292.16, "text": " I want to get out of here."}, {"start": 8292.16, "end": 8294.480000000001, "text": " Hello, yeah, everything's fine."}, {"start": 8294.480000000001, "end": 8295.720000000001, "text": " I just got back from work."}, {"start": 8299.24, "end": 8300.24, "text": " Are you there alone?"}, {"start": 8300.24, "end": 8303.76, "text": " No, I got eight bodybuilders living with me."}, {"start": 8303.76, "end": 8305.36, "text": " Remember, I told you to bring guests"}, {"start": 8305.36, "end": 8307.24, "text": " and not talk about the house or the price."}, {"start": 8307.24, "end": 8307.76, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 8310.28, "end": 8313.2, "text": " Yeah, I remember your request."}, {"start": 8313.2, "end": 8314.640000000001, "text": " I didn't invite anyone."}, {"start": 8314.640000000001, "end": 8315.480000000001, "text": " I live alone."}, {"start": 8315.48, "end": 8321.08, "text": " buddy this dude's gonna kill us why is it so important no one ever went so cheap"}, {"start": 8323.16, "end": 8325.72, "text": " i just heard something scuttled across the floor"}, {"start": 8330.84, "end": 8333.56, "text": " i don't want to deal with taxes and paperwork what difference does it make"}, {"start": 8333.56, "end": 8335.8, "text": " anyway you won't find anything better for this price"}, {"start": 8335.8, "end": 8346.92, "text": " All right, don't worry. I won't tell anyone. By the way, what's with the electricity in"}, {"start": 8346.92, "end": 8352.56, "text": " the house? Why is it acting up? I just heard something scuttled across the floor. No,"}, {"start": 8352.56, "end": 8358.88, "text": " Joe. A minute ago, the house is old. The wiring acts up. Don't pay attention to it."}, {"start": 8358.880000000001, "end": 8370.04, "text": " if you need anything look in the pantry all right bye I do not like this guy the"}, {"start": 8370.04, "end": 8373.36, "text": " clock's moving backwards"}, {"start": 8374.480000000001, "end": 8381.880000000001, "text": " what all right I don't want to think about anything I need to make dinner"}, {"start": 8381.880000000001, "end": 8391.880000000001, "text": " Bro, I heard something scuttling across the floor and it sounded like a man eating spider."}, {"start": 8391.880000000001, "end": 8394.880000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, it sounded big."}, {"start": 8394.880000000001, "end": 8396.880000000001, "text": " Can I turn this light on please?"}, {"start": 8396.880000000001, "end": 8399.880000000001, "text": " I need every light in this house on like now."}, {"start": 8399.880000000001, "end": 8401.880000000001, "text": " I hate this house!"}, {"start": 8401.880000000001, "end": 8402.880000000001, "text": " I hate this house!"}, {"start": 8402.880000000001, "end": 8404.880000000001, "text": " Chad, I hate this house!"}, {"start": 8404.880000000001, "end": 8410.880000000001, "text": " I don't care how cheap the radio is, I want out of here, bro!"}, {"start": 8411.52, "end": 8413.52, "text": " Like I want out of here"}, {"start": 8430.160000000002, "end": 8432.500000000002, "text": " Dude there's something in here I heard something"}, {"start": 8432.5, "end": 8441.38, "text": " Dude, it's creepy in here."}, {"start": 8441.38, "end": 8452.74, "text": " Vegetables are laid out and now I need to cut them and put them in a pan."}, {"start": 8452.74, "end": 8456.22, "text": " Well, this game isn't realistic."}, {"start": 8456.22, "end": 8460.54, "text": " Oh, bro, why can I look all the way behind me here?"}, {"start": 8460.54, "end": 8463.54, "text": " Why are they, why are they letting me look all the way behind me?"}, {"start": 8470.04, "end": 8471.54, "text": " Oh, I can still move too."}, {"start": 8479.54, "end": 8482.54, "text": " If the lights go out right now, bro, I..."}, {"start": 8485.54, "end": 8486.54, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 8487.54, "end": 8488.54, "text": " Dude, this is terrible!"}, {"start": 8488.54, "end": 8490.62, "text": " I can't stay here, I can't live here."}, {"start": 8493.62, "end": 8496.5, "text": " Close the door, you're right."}, {"start": 8500.380000000001, "end": 8501.220000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8509.34, "end": 8511.300000000001, "text": " Big dog, how many slices we doing here?"}, {"start": 8518.54, "end": 8535.140000000001, "text": " Dude, I swear if there's a giant spider in this game, I can't do it."}, {"start": 8535.140000000001, "end": 8537.140000000001, "text": " Why would it be a spider?"}, {"start": 8537.140000000001, "end": 8538.140000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 8538.140000000001, "end": 8539.140000000001, "text": " It wouldn't be."}, {"start": 8539.140000000001, "end": 8545.1, "text": " Yo, why is it so creepy, man?"}, {"start": 8545.1, "end": 8561.78, "text": " Dude, the door open."}, {"start": 8561.78, "end": 8563.5, "text": " I would literally rather live in the car."}, {"start": 8563.5, "end": 8565.66, "text": " I want, I want, I would rather live in the car."}, {"start": 8565.66, "end": 8571.140000000001, "text": " I do not want to be in this house, bro."}, {"start": 8571.14, "end": 8573.14, "text": " Dude, I'm going to tweak."}, {"start": 8578.14, "end": 8580.14, "text": " Dude, I'm going to tweak, bro."}, {"start": 8581.14, "end": 8583.14, "text": " Don't watch him opening the door."}, {"start": 8584.14, "end": 8585.14, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 8586.14, "end": 8588.14, "text": " I'm going to tweak."}, {"start": 8589.14, "end": 8591.14, "text": " I'm going to tweak."}, {"start": 8592.14, "end": 8594.14, "text": " I'm going to tweak."}, {"start": 8595.14, "end": 8597.14, "text": " I'm going to tweak."}, {"start": 8598.14, "end": 8600.14, "text": " I'm going to tweak."}, {"start": 8601.14, "end": 8602.14, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 8619.64, "end": 8623.64, "text": " Da-da-da-da-da, quit playing with me, bro!"}, {"start": 8624.64, "end": 8628.14, "text": " Bro! Bro, stop playing with me, bro!"}, {"start": 8629.14, "end": 8630.14, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 8631.14, "end": 8638.14, "text": " Just let me drop my vegetables in peace."}, {"start": 8638.14, "end": 8645.14, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 8645.14, "end": 8652.14, "text": " I'm so scared."}, {"start": 8652.14, "end": 8654.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8668.56, "end": 8670.22, "text": " I just saw something in the window when everything I love I did I just saw something in the window everything I love I did I'm dead serious I"}, {"start": 8672.599999999999, "end": 8675.46, "text": " Need to see what that was somebody click I need to see what that was. I don't see what that was"}, {"start": 8676.16, "end": 8679.82, "text": " I want to see what that was. I just saw something in the window. I'm about to play in this game"}, {"start": 8679.82, "end": 8687.46, "text": " I'm actually about to puke this has to stop what this is like actually like"}, {"start": 8687.46, "end": 8690.42, "text": " horrifying I do"}, {"start": 8709.82, "end": 8711.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8726.82, "end": 8733.18, "text": " Don't know what it is, but there's something there bro. I don't know what it was. I can't tell that I don't know what it is, dude"}, {"start": 8733.18, "end": 8734.18, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 8734.18, "end": 8735.18, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 8735.18, "end": 8736.18, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 8736.18, "end": 8748.18, "text": " Yo, there's been some scary, scary games this year, dude."}, {"start": 8748.18, "end": 8749.18, "text": " Like this is insane."}, {"start": 8749.18, "end": 8752.18, "text": " I'm not even going to bother closing the door no more, bro."}, {"start": 8752.18, "end": 8753.18, "text": " I'm not even going to bother."}, {"start": 8782.18, "end": 8806.54, "text": " dude dude what is this is so creepy the lack of ambient noise makes it even creepier dude"}, {"start": 8806.54, "end": 8819.54, "text": " Oh, hurry up, hurry up, dude."}, {"start": 8819.54, "end": 8827.1, "text": " We ain't got a radio in here."}, {"start": 8827.1, "end": 8829.380000000001, "text": " You can't turn like a radio or something, bro."}, {"start": 8829.380000000001, "end": 8831.62, "text": " Just get some kind of vibes going."}, {"start": 8831.62, "end": 8833.62, "text": " This is ridiculous, man."}, {"start": 8833.62, "end": 8841.62, "text": " I saw somebody, there was somebody there, the only thing I loved, there was somebody right there."}, {"start": 8841.62, "end": 8846.62, "text": " I see who was opening it. I see him."}, {"start": 8846.62, "end": 8875.62, "text": " I finally saw who's open in the door."}, {"start": 8875.62, "end": 8878.62, "text": " Hurry up, hurry up, dude."}, {"start": 8878.62, "end": 8879.62, "text": " Where are you going here?"}, {"start": 8879.62, "end": 8881.62, "text": " They turned like a wild animal."}, {"start": 8881.62, "end": 8883.62, "text": " Just get some kind of hobs going."}, {"start": 8883.62, "end": 8886.62, "text": " This is ridiculous, man."}, {"start": 8886.62, "end": 8887.62, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 8894.62, "end": 8896.62, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 8896.62, "end": 8925.62, "text": " Oh that is terrible bro, that is, that is terrible bro."}, {"start": 8925.62, "end": 8934.62, "text": " Oh my goodness. Dude, I wasn't ready for this game to be this scary."}, {"start": 8934.62, "end": 8942.62, "text": " Chat, tell me the lack of ambient noise doesn't make it ten times scarier. Every time a game"}, {"start": 8942.62, "end": 8950.62, "text": " doesn't have ambient noise it is the most unsettled. Oh my goodness, dude."}, {"start": 8950.62, "end": 8960.58, "text": " Well, we see who's opening the door now."}, {"start": 8960.58, "end": 8962.58, "text": " Which makes it even worse."}, {"start": 8962.58, "end": 8984.62, "text": " Is this a joke?"}, {"start": 8984.62, "end": 8985.62, "text": " Is this a joke?"}, {"start": 8985.62, "end": 8986.62, "text": " You're killing me."}, {"start": 9015.62, "end": 9030.34, "text": " I can't play this. I can't play this."}, {"start": 9030.34, "end": 9034.460000000001, "text": " Why is that door closed now?"}, {"start": 9034.460000000001, "end": 9040.18, "text": " That door was open."}, {"start": 9040.18, "end": 9043.660000000002, "text": " What's discovering? I don't know what it is unless it's"}, {"start": 9043.66, "end": 9044.66, "text": " Whoever that was."}, {"start": 9047.86, "end": 9055.16, "text": " Dude, just at this point, man, just close it, bro."}, {"start": 9055.16, "end": 9055.86, "text": " Close it."}, {"start": 9061.56, "end": 9065.36, "text": " There is no circumstance where you're staying at this point."}, {"start": 9065.36, "end": 9066.76, "text": " There is no circumstance."}, {"start": 9073.66, "end": 9103.58, "text": " What is that noise?"}, {"start": 9103.58, "end": 9105.34, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 9105.34, "end": 9107.0, "text": " Oh, you actually gotta be kidding."}, {"start": 9112.7, "end": 9114.48, "text": " All this for some me, dude."}, {"start": 9120.98, "end": 9123.48, "text": " Now I need to cover the pan with a lid."}, {"start": 9123.48, "end": 9126.38, "text": " Turn on the stove and wait for the vegetables to cook."}, {"start": 9133.58, "end": 9143.58, "text": " I should check what's there while the food's cooking."}, {"start": 9143.58, "end": 9159.1, "text": " Chad, this game got my tongue-tongue hurting, bro, for real."}, {"start": 9159.1, "end": 9161.06, "text": " Why is the bathroom door closed now?"}, {"start": 9161.06, "end": 9164.779999999999, "text": " I did not do that bro."}, {"start": 9170.66, "end": 9171.42, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 9173.26, "end": 9173.9, "text": " News"}, {"start": 9180.26, "end": 9183.58, "text": " repair of the bridge over the creek has been delayed. The deck was damaged"}, {"start": 9183.58, "end": 9187.859999999999, "text": " after heavy rains. Car traffic is closed. Pedestrians may pass detour"}, {"start": 9187.86, "end": 9193.380000000001, "text": " via the dirt road. Real estate two story break house for sale at the edge of the"}, {"start": 9193.380000000001, "end": 9198.66, "text": " forest, two bedrooms, living room. This is what we're living in, huh?"}, {"start": 9200.58, "end": 9203.900000000001, "text": " Wait, this is what..."}, {"start": 9209.460000000001, "end": 9216.66, "text": " She was in the window again. She was in the window again. A fuse? Oh, you've got"}, {"start": 9216.66, "end": 9231.0, "text": " to be kidding me. Edward and Mary Harper summer 1932. The photo was ancient. The house really"}, {"start": 9231.0, "end": 9239.78, "text": " isn't new. You think I could have told you that Buster? Oh, there's batteries for the"}, {"start": 9239.78, "end": 9249.62, "text": " flashlight cool now the flashlight is as good as new that's also not a good sign"}, {"start": 9250.1, "end": 9253.7, "text": " looks like there's nothing else interesting here dinners ready well"}, {"start": 9253.7, "end": 9257.7, "text": " that's interesting it looks like there was all them in a rest"}, {"start": 9269.78, "end": 9276.78, "text": " Man, that looks nasty."}, {"start": 9276.78, "end": 9289.78, "text": " I got a scoop."}, {"start": 9289.78, "end": 9295.78, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9295.78, "end": 9298.78, "text": " POV, you're at the camp in Red Dead 2."}, {"start": 9304.78, "end": 9305.78, "text": " Food time."}, {"start": 9309.78, "end": 9311.78, "text": " Why am I allowed to look around?"}, {"start": 9321.78, "end": 9323.78, "text": " Wow, we're very uh..."}, {"start": 9323.78, "end": 9326.74, "text": " Uh, what's the word I'm looking for?"}, {"start": 9328.980000000001, "end": 9329.54, "text": " Cleanly."}, {"start": 9332.980000000001, "end": 9334.52, "text": " My eight cleaned everything up."}, {"start": 9334.52, "end": 9335.62, "text": " Now I can go to sleep."}, {"start": 9335.66, "end": 9337.1, "text": " Yeah, a good luck with that, buddy."}, {"start": 9341.18, "end": 9342.94, "text": " I don't think we're going to be able to go to sleep."}, {"start": 9342.960000000001, "end": 9345.900000000001, "text": " Why is that door closed again?"}, {"start": 9346.54, "end": 9348.380000000001, "text": " Let's just go straight upstairs chat."}, {"start": 9348.380000000001, "end": 9349.18, "text": " Let's just go."}, {"start": 9353.78, "end": 9383.58, "text": " Oh my goodness dude."}, {"start": 9383.58, "end": 9397.38, "text": " Please turn on the bedroom."}, {"start": 9397.38, "end": 9399.18, "text": " What do you mean check who's knocking?"}, {"start": 9399.18, "end": 9402.98, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 9402.98, "end": 9409.18, "text": " What do you mean check?"}, {"start": 9409.18, "end": 9413.34, "text": " Check!"}, {"start": 9413.34, "end": 9426.78, "text": " Why is that- What is- what is that right there?"}, {"start": 9426.78, "end": 9429.42, "text": " Is this a dream?"}, {"start": 9429.42, "end": 9431.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9431.42, "end": 9443.1, "text": " Oh my- Detective!"}, {"start": 9443.1, "end": 9445.86, "text": " Good evening, Detective John Reeves, County Department."}, {"start": 9445.86, "end": 9447.58, "text": " I knocked, but you didn't respond."}, {"start": 9447.58, "end": 9448.74, "text": " So I'll let myself in."}, {"start": 9448.74, "end": 9450.74, "text": " Hope you don't mind."}, {"start": 9450.74, "end": 9452.140000000001, "text": " Do you have a warrant?"}, {"start": 9455.7, "end": 9457.34, "text": " Good evening, did something happen?"}, {"start": 9459.1, "end": 9462.380000000001, "text": " Not yet, but I need to ask you a couple of questions."}, {"start": 9462.380000000001, "end": 9463.62, "text": " Do you mind?"}, {"start": 9463.62, "end": 9464.460000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9466.54, "end": 9468.18, "text": " No, not at all."}, {"start": 9468.18, "end": 9469.34, "text": " Let's go to the kitchen."}, {"start": 9469.34, "end": 9470.98, "text": " No, we don't wanna go in there."}, {"start": 9473.1, "end": 9477.36, "text": " Tell me your full name and movie a date. No, don't dox yourself. Don't do it. No,"}, {"start": 9477.36, "end": 9483.98, "text": " don't know. Michael Evans moved here yesterday evening. Y'all are ridiculous, man."}, {"start": 9483.98, "end": 9493.220000000001, "text": " Do you know Lester Stone? Yes, that's the owner. I rent the house from him."}, {"start": 9493.22, "end": 9519.22, "text": " Sir. Sir, I just, sir. Sir, I just saw something. That needs to be locked up with the 5. Huh?"}, {"start": 9519.22, "end": 9520.939999999999, "text": " Have you heard of Harry Parker?"}, {"start": 9520.939999999999, "end": 9523.46, "text": " Linda Ray's Stanley Wilson?"}, {"start": 9523.46, "end": 9524.58, "text": " I've heard of Stanley."}, {"start": 9527.14, "end": 9530.46, "text": " After my shift, a man came by asking about Stanley."}, {"start": 9530.46, "end": 9531.699999999999, "text": " Said he was his friend."}, {"start": 9532.779999999999, "end": 9534.98, "text": " I told him I didn't know him and he left."}, {"start": 9538.42, "end": 9540.019999999999, "text": " Sir, there's something in here."}, {"start": 9543.38, "end": 9544.22, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9544.22, "end": 9553.9, "text": " Detective, please tell me what happened here."}, {"start": 9553.9, "end": 9559.619999999999, "text": " Three people have disappeared in the county over the past six months."}, {"start": 9559.619999999999, "end": 9563.42, "text": " One of them worked at the same store as you were investigating and right now we have"}, {"start": 9563.42, "end": 9566.34, "text": " several properties in mind, including this one."}, {"start": 9566.34, "end": 9573.74, "text": " Yeah, it was probably this one."}, {"start": 9573.74, "end": 9578.22, "text": " can end our conversation for today. It's already late and I don't want to take up"}, {"start": 9578.22, "end": 9580.86, "text": " your time. Now you're good. Matter of fact, you want to move in big doll?"}, {"start": 9580.86, "end": 9582.74, "text": " Because I'm scared here by myself. No way."}, {"start": 9585.42, "end": 9589.06, "text": " Here. Take this is my phone number."}, {"start": 9592.58, "end": 9596.3, "text": " If you see anyone suspicious or learn anything new, call me right away."}, {"start": 9596.34, "end": 9598.38, "text": " I've already saw suspicious stuff."}, {"start": 9600.42, "end": 9603.46, "text": " And yeah, be careful. Sir, don't leave. Sir, I'm scared. Sir, please."}, {"start": 9603.74, "end": 9609.74, "text": " Sir, come back. Sir, come back, please."}, {"start": 9609.74, "end": 9620.74, "text": " Yeah, I'm starting to understand why the rent was so low. You just now starting to understand that, Mike. I being no dad."}, {"start": 9620.74, "end": 9628.74, "text": " Yeah, Chad, y'all need help for real."}, {"start": 9628.74, "end": 9637.08, "text": " Anyway, let's go back to bed, I guess."}, {"start": 9637.08, "end": 9640.08, "text": " Why is this a cut scene?"}, {"start": 9640.08, "end": 9644.64, "text": " Oh, it's making me go upstairs."}, {"start": 9644.64, "end": 9651.64, "text": " Is there a reason for that?"}, {"start": 9651.64, "end": 9668.279999999999, "text": " I just heard the scuttling noise again."}, {"start": 9668.279999999999, "end": 9669.56, "text": " Please tell me we made it through the night."}, {"start": 9669.56, "end": 9671.0, "text": " Please don't wake up in the middle of the night."}, {"start": 9671.0, "end": 9672.0, "text": " Please, please."}, {"start": 9672.0, "end": 9673.0, "text": " Please, please, just please wake up in the morning."}, {"start": 9673.0, "end": 9674.0, "text": " Did you wake up in the morning?"}, {"start": 9674.0, "end": 9676.32, "text": " Please, just please wake up in the morning."}, {"start": 9678.32, "end": 9679.52, "text": " Did you wake up in the morning?"}, {"start": 9683.04, "end": 9687.12, "text": " Who's calling me this late? The better question is, why is there a red hue in the room?"}, {"start": 9700.32, "end": 9702.72, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 9704.0, "end": 9714.0, "text": " I can't see!"}, {"start": 9714.0, "end": 9723.0, "text": " I don't know what that was!"}, {"start": 9723.0, "end": 9724.0, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 9724.0, "end": 9727.0, "text": " It's gotta be a dream."}, {"start": 9727.0, "end": 9729.0, "text": " There's gotta be a dream."}, {"start": 9739.0, "end": 9740.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 9743.0, "end": 9745.0, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 9745.0, "end": 9746.0, "text": " And he's looking at me."}, {"start": 9746.0, "end": 9749.0, "text": " Oh my goodness, that is so creepy."}, {"start": 9749.0, "end": 9751.0, "text": " This has to be..."}, {"start": 9757.0, "end": 9764.0, "text": " You know, good?"}, {"start": 9764.0, "end": 9773.0, "text": " I just gotta be a train."}, {"start": 9773.0, "end": 9780.0, "text": " I can't see nothing."}, {"start": 9780.0, "end": 9797.84, "text": " Why is it like that never-ending loo?"}, {"start": 9797.84, "end": 9800.0, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 9800.0, "end": 9803.48, "text": " Yo, you good?"}, {"start": 9803.48, "end": 9805.48, "text": " Yo, you good?"}, {"start": 9806.76, "end": 9808.76, "text": " Banker head on the door if you eye."}, {"start": 9809.4, "end": 9811.4, "text": " Eye, you good?"}, {"start": 9820.279999999999, "end": 9822.6, "text": " The banging stopped, he's right behind me, isn't he?"}, {"start": 9829.24, "end": 9831.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9833.48, "end": 9840.48, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9840.48, "end": 9851.66, "text": " The rest in peace."}, {"start": 9851.66, "end": 9853.16, "text": " I hear somebody crying."}, {"start": 9853.16, "end": 9855.32, "text": " Who's crying?"}, {"start": 9855.32, "end": 9860.0, "text": " I'm the one that should be crying."}, {"start": 9860.0, "end": 9861.26, "text": " Ma'am, you okay?"}, {"start": 9877.84, "end": 9881.26, "text": " Check this game is crazy, bro."}, {"start": 9882.48, "end": 9884.32, "text": " Jump scare, prepare yourself."}, {"start": 9884.32, "end": 9885.72, "text": " Help?"}, {"start": 9885.72, "end": 9886.56, "text": " I need help!"}, {"start": 9886.56, "end": 9893.06, "text": " Oh you are creepy oh my goodness"}, {"start": 9893.06, "end": 9905.06, "text": " I get it she doesn't like what I look away"}, {"start": 9905.06, "end": 9915.06, "text": " Oh, she's creepy!"}, {"start": 9915.06, "end": 9918.06, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9918.06, "end": 9927.06, "text": " Where you at?"}, {"start": 9927.06, "end": 9947.5, "text": " I couldn't see ya!"}, {"start": 9947.5, "end": 9949.06, "text": " Where is she at now?"}, {"start": 9949.06, "end": 9951.34, "text": " I don't see her!"}, {"start": 9951.34, "end": 9956.3, "text": " Where is she at?"}, {"start": 9956.300000000001, "end": 9958.300000000001, "text": " I can't see!"}, {"start": 9979.740000000002, "end": 9982.740000000002, "text": " Oh, there she is! I can barely see!"}, {"start": 9986.300000000001, "end": 9993.300000000001, "text": " This is so creepy! Stop! If this is a dream, I need to wake up!"}, {"start": 10016.300000000001, "end": 10041.300000000001, "text": " Can I leave? Can I leave, please? Can I please wake up and go back to the real world? Please, I'm begging you, please."}, {"start": 10041.300000000001, "end": 10045.300000000001, "text": " We're back in the real world. We're good."}, {"start": 10046.300000000001, "end": 10053.900000000001, "text": " It was a dream. I told y'all it was a dream chat. I told y'all it was a dream didn't I tell you told you"}, {"start": 10057.26, "end": 10059.26, "text": " It was a dream"}, {"start": 10061.1, "end": 10063.1, "text": " We're good now"}, {"start": 10065.580000000002, "end": 10067.500000000002, "text": " She was right there in the closet up was she"}, {"start": 10070.300000000001, "end": 10074.380000000001, "text": " Chat look we made it to another day bro everybody everybody relax"}, {"start": 10074.380000000001, "end": 10079.94, "text": " Looks like the board covering the attic fell down during the night and since Lester never"}, {"start": 10079.94, "end": 10089.18, "text": " said anything about the attic I'll take a quick look."}, {"start": 10089.18, "end": 10091.220000000001, "text": " It's too high I need a ladder for it."}, {"start": 10091.220000000001, "end": 10093.7, "text": " I have an idea."}, {"start": 10093.7, "end": 10096.500000000002, "text": " Chat, I have an idea."}, {"start": 10096.500000000002, "end": 10098.02, "text": " Let's not go up there."}, {"start": 10098.02, "end": 10100.34, "text": " Y'all like the sound of that idea?"}, {"start": 10100.34, "end": 10101.74, "text": " I like the sound of that idea."}, {"start": 10107.54, "end": 10109.14, "text": " I like the sound of the idea."}, {"start": 10109.14, "end": 10113.54, "text": " Let's not go up into the creepy attic and the already unbelievably creepy house"}, {"start": 10113.54, "end": 10114.14, "text": " that we're in."}, {"start": 10115.74, "end": 10116.94, "text": " That's just me though."}, {"start": 10117.04, "end": 10119.74, "text": " You know, hey, maybe y'all want to go up and look around too."}, {"start": 10121.74, "end": 10124.14, "text": " At least it's daytime now though, right?"}, {"start": 10124.74, "end": 10125.74, "text": " It's daytime."}, {"start": 10125.74, "end": 10126.34, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 10130.34, "end": 10149.460000000001, "text": " Don't do it, don't, don't do it, don't, no, I don't want to, no, I don't, looks like"}, {"start": 10149.460000000001, "end": 10150.98, "text": " it's all just old junk here."}, {"start": 10150.98, "end": 10157.26, "text": " Yep, let's go back now then."}, {"start": 10157.26, "end": 10162.02, "text": " know what's crazy chat the attic is the coziest part of the whole house this is"}, {"start": 10162.02, "end": 10167.94, "text": " the least creepy area of the whole house believe it or not right now let's just"}, {"start": 10167.94, "end": 10176.66, "text": " move everything up into here and never use the lower portion of the house"}, {"start": 10177.5, "end": 10185.26, "text": " somebody been up here drinking what wait do you think the landlord is living"}, {"start": 10185.26, "end": 10198.22, "text": " up here? There's a key. Get rid of all this idiot stuff. Find a new tenant"}, {"start": 10198.22, "end": 10204.22, "text": " urgently. Fill the shack with crosses. Figure out where to throw away the rest"}, {"start": 10204.22, "end": 10208.14, "text": " of the clothes and junk. Move my stuff from the attic and basement into the"}, {"start": 10208.14, "end": 10212.78, "text": " shack. Block the path leading to the shack with a fence. Don't forget"}, {"start": 10212.78, "end": 10214.44, "text": " This is a spare key to the shack."}, {"start": 10214.44, "end": 10215.44, "text": " I need to hide it."}, {"start": 10219.0, "end": 10220.16, "text": " Lester's to-do list."}, {"start": 10220.16, "end": 10222.28, "text": " He evicted someone and now he's surrounding the shack"}, {"start": 10222.28, "end": 10225.08, "text": " with crosses and wants to block the way there."}, {"start": 10225.08, "end": 10228.480000000001, "text": " Looks like that trail by the shed looks straight to it."}, {"start": 10228.480000000001, "end": 10229.68, "text": " Or leads straight to it."}, {"start": 10231.92, "end": 10233.060000000001, "text": " Am I gonna go there?"}, {"start": 10236.16, "end": 10237.6, "text": " He's probably not coming back to this attic"}, {"start": 10237.6, "end": 10239.640000000001, "text": " any time soon, so I'll take the key after work."}, {"start": 10239.640000000001, "end": 10241.08, "text": " I'll go check out the shack."}, {"start": 10241.08, "end": 10242.84, "text": " How about you call in from work and do it?"}, {"start": 10242.84, "end": 10245.38, "text": " Because doing it after work sounds like a terrible idea."}, {"start": 10245.38, "end": 10246.22, "text": " You wanna know why?"}, {"start": 10246.22, "end": 10247.7, "text": " Cause it's gonna be dark."}, {"start": 10253.16, "end": 10254.64, "text": " Dude, this house, bro."}, {"start": 10260.76, "end": 10261.92, "text": " Oh, there's other stuff up here."}, {"start": 10261.92, "end": 10262.76, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 10262.76, "end": 10264.0, "text": " Oh, there's the crosses."}, {"start": 10265.16, "end": 10266.66, "text": " I just heard more scuttling."}, {"start": 10268.12, "end": 10270.12, "text": " Chad, I just heard more scuttling, dude."}, {"start": 10270.12, "end": 10270.62, "text": " I heard it."}, {"start": 10273.960000000001, "end": 10275.28, "text": " Is there anything else up here I need?"}, {"start": 10278.92, "end": 10281.320000000002, "text": " I just heard like a door, something open downstairs."}, {"start": 10281.320000000002, "end": 10282.62, "text": " It is so over for us."}, {"start": 10282.62, "end": 10283.42, "text": " It's not even funny."}, {"start": 10288.52, "end": 10289.220000000001, "text": " Glasses."}, {"start": 10293.320000000002, "end": 10294.820000000002, "text": " Those are Lester's glasses."}, {"start": 10294.92, "end": 10297.02, "text": " He was wearing them when we arranged the house rental."}, {"start": 10300.12, "end": 10303.12, "text": " There's nothing else interesting here."}, {"start": 10303.12, "end": 10305.12, "text": " I can go to work."}, {"start": 10305.12, "end": 10307.12, "text": " That's the scariest part."}, {"start": 10307.12, "end": 10312.12, "text": " Chat, something's gonna happen before we make it out of the house right now."}, {"start": 10312.12, "end": 10313.12, "text": " I'm calling it now."}, {"start": 10313.12, "end": 10315.12, "text": " Something's gonna happen."}, {"start": 10315.12, "end": 10317.12, "text": " Go to work."}, {"start": 10322.12, "end": 10324.12, "text": " Actually, no, it's the opposite, chat."}, {"start": 10324.12, "end": 10328.12, "text": " You know what's bad when going to work is the least scary part."}, {"start": 10330.12, "end": 10347.04, "text": " Looks like that's everything time to close up the manager left me another note one in"}, {"start": 10347.04, "end": 10355.0, "text": " the office Gigi what's the note stay this time you gonna make me stop stuff ain't"}, {"start": 10355.0, "end": 10359.5, "text": " it. Michael, hope you got some sleep today is delivery day. So"}, {"start": 10359.5, "end": 10362.58, "text": " there's more work. Pick up the trash from the floor, collect"}, {"start": 10362.58, "end": 10366.18, "text": " the trash from the bins, place the products on the shelves"}, {"start": 10366.18, "end": 10369.7, "text": " and take a box, find the right shelf, close all doors, turn"}, {"start": 10369.7, "end": 10370.46, "text": " off the lights."}, {"start": 10374.34, "end": 10375.22, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10377.98, "end": 10379.1, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10382.7, "end": 10384.54, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10385.0, "end": 10394.44, "text": " W Kitty PS listen the voltage in the store has started jumping for some reason so the lights may flicker"}, {"start": 10394.44, "end": 10399.8, "text": " well I'm used to that at this point all right let's start by stocking everything"}, {"start": 10399.8, "end": 10411.16, "text": " oh we start picking up the trash all right bet boom even with all the stuff going on going on at home"}, {"start": 10411.16, "end": 10417.84, "text": " chat we're still a good employee though you got to admit you got to admit we're"}, {"start": 10417.84, "end": 10423.52, "text": " still a good employee all right that's done"}, {"start": 10423.52, "end": 10433.52, "text": " Now for the trash, all right."}, {"start": 10433.52, "end": 10438.52, "text": " Who just whistled?"}, {"start": 10438.52, "end": 10443.52, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 10443.52, "end": 10446.52, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10446.52, "end": 10449.52, "text": " This game even got kitty tweaking."}, {"start": 10449.52, "end": 10451.52, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10451.52, "end": 10453.52, "text": " We can."}, {"start": 10453.52, "end": 10455.52, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10459.52, "end": 10461.52, "text": " Wait, kitty, low-key, tweaking me out."}, {"start": 10461.52, "end": 10463.52, "text": " Is this the body of my crib now?"}, {"start": 10465.52, "end": 10467.52, "text": " Kitty, what you doing?"}, {"start": 10476.52, "end": 10478.52, "text": " The tornado? Yeah, I could be."}, {"start": 10478.52, "end": 10480.52, "text": " Yeah, actually, that is what it is."}, {"start": 10480.52, "end": 10492.36, "text": " freaking her out kitty on tornado watch kitty"}, {"start": 10496.28, "end": 10502.720000000001, "text": " that was her again that was her again that was her again though the trash in"}, {"start": 10502.72, "end": 10504.22, "text": " the dumpster. Got it."}, {"start": 10509.32, "end": 10510.22, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10516.82, "end": 10518.42, "text": " All right, trash going in the dumpster."}, {"start": 10522.82, "end": 10525.42, "text": " She followed you. Yeah, it's crazy. She's at home and at"}, {"start": 10525.42, "end": 10526.42, "text": " work, by the way."}, {"start": 10528.119999999999, "end": 10530.32, "text": " Now for the hardest part, I need to stop the shells. That"}, {"start": 10530.32, "end": 10531.119999999999, "text": " should be easy."}, {"start": 10532.72, "end": 10561.64, "text": " I guess it's one of them demons that just I'm back a blackout for a minute."}, {"start": 10561.64, "end": 10563.56, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 10563.56, "end": 10565.039999999999, "text": " Everything with Fuzzy and I blacked out."}, {"start": 10565.039999999999, "end": 10566.039999999999, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 10571.0, "end": 10572.519999999999, "text": " Everything with Fuzzy and I blacked out."}, {"start": 10572.519999999999, "end": 10573.32, "text": " Am I good?"}, {"start": 10578.599999999999, "end": 10579.599999999999, "text": " Stalked these shells."}, {"start": 10584.08, "end": 10584.96, "text": " Demon tried to get me."}, {"start": 10588.96, "end": 10590.119999999999, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 10590.119999999999, "end": 10591.32, "text": " Just get it done."}, {"start": 10591.32, "end": 10594.84, "text": " I don't know why we're in a hurry to get out of here chat because home is worse than this."}, {"start": 10594.84, "end": 10596.16, "text": " You might as well just live here."}, {"start": 10596.16, "end": 10600.279999999999, "text": " I should just act, ask the boss and be like, yo, can I live in the office at work?"}, {"start": 10600.279999999999, "end": 10601.279999999999, "text": " Like no joke."}, {"start": 10601.279999999999, "end": 10605.32, "text": " I just put like a little pallet down in here and sleep."}, {"start": 10605.32, "end": 10607.32, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10607.32, "end": 10609.32, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10609.32, "end": 10611.32, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10611.32, "end": 10613.32, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10613.32, "end": 10615.32, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10615.32, "end": 10619.32, "text": " Do I check the door?"}, {"start": 10619.32, "end": 10635.32, "text": " I'm brave. I'm brave. See how brave I was right there? I was brave. Kitty. I was brave."}, {"start": 10635.32, "end": 10645.56, "text": " Alright, two more boxes and we're out of here. We're good. Jack, can you believe, can you"}, {"start": 10645.56, "end": 10649.279999999999, "text": " believe the character would go back to that house because there's no way y'all"}, {"start": 10649.279999999999, "end": 10652.68, "text": " would and I wouldn't either"}, {"start": 10659.0, "end": 10672.08, "text": " last box here we go let's just get this done and go home not home let's go to"}, {"start": 10672.08, "end": 10675.08, "text": " to the place that's scary, in other words."}, {"start": 10683.08, "end": 10685.08, "text": " Bro, oh my goodness, man."}, {"start": 10689.08, "end": 10691.08, "text": " Oh, my goodness, bro."}, {"start": 10702.08, "end": 10712.08, "text": " Is there something peeking at me around that corner?"}, {"start": 10712.08, "end": 10728.08, "text": " I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this."}, {"start": 10728.08, "end": 10732.08, "text": " Where is the light? Where is the light, bro? Please stop."}, {"start": 10737.08, "end": 10741.08, "text": " Shit, y'all gotta do something. Y'all gotta do something, bro. I can't."}, {"start": 10751.08, "end": 10755.08, "text": " Was I not done placing the products on the shelves? Oh, I gotta do these two. Alright."}, {"start": 10758.08, "end": 10764.92, "text": " chat that was so creepy bro was just"}, {"start": 10764.92, "end": 10768.48, "text": " sitting there staring at us dude"}, {"start": 10771.8, "end": 10776.12, "text": " all right we're almost done we just"}, {"start": 10776.12, "end": 10777.68, "text": " going back to work yeah this character"}, {"start": 10777.68, "end": 10780.2, "text": " is good at just ignoring all the"}, {"start": 10780.2, "end": 10783.56, "text": " horrific stuff that's happening"}, {"start": 10788.08, "end": 10795.08, "text": " Bazinga boy, save us. Where's Bazinga?"}, {"start": 10818.08, "end": 10821.08, "text": " Where's the Zynga boy when you need him?"}, {"start": 10831.08, "end": 10833.08, "text": " Alright, is that it?"}, {"start": 10833.08, "end": 10836.08, "text": " Now I need to close the doors, gladly."}, {"start": 10836.08, "end": 10838.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10852.96, "end": 10854.96, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 10855.68, "end": 10859.52, "text": " Why is she holding me so bad? I need did nothing"}, {"start": 10861.44, "end": 10863.44, "text": " Well here we go chat"}, {"start": 10866.08, "end": 10868.08, "text": " Can I please just..."}, {"start": 10884.08, "end": 10886.08, "text": " Do you know what I'm scared of?"}, {"start": 10886.08, "end": 10890.08, "text": " No, this is not just a dream, buddy. This is actually happening. We're dead."}, {"start": 10896.08, "end": 10903.48, "text": " Let me out of here right now where we're going ain't no better, but still"}, {"start": 10911.6, "end": 10920.96, "text": " Now we got to go all the way back to the shack behind the house chat. Oh my goodness. This is a terrible idea terrible. I tell you"}, {"start": 10926.08, "end": 10933.08, "text": " Find the shack trail near the shed."}, {"start": 10933.08, "end": 10939.24, "text": " What they meant to say was, Gigi, there is someone peeking around the corner of the house."}, {"start": 10939.24, "end": 10942.64, "text": " Dude, that is horrible, man."}, {"start": 10942.64, "end": 10943.92, "text": " That didn't even look like her."}, {"start": 10943.92, "end": 10948.92, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 10948.92, "end": 10972.0, "text": " Let's see, or something loading screen."}, {"start": 10972.0, "end": 10973.36, "text": " Looks like I'm going the right way."}, {"start": 10973.36, "end": 10976.44, "text": " Now we're going the wrong way, buddy."}, {"start": 10976.44, "end": 10980.28, "text": " right way would be to the nearest motel or something and stay there instead of"}, {"start": 10980.28, "end": 10988.16, "text": " this place you know what's crazy though being outside is more cozy than being"}, {"start": 10988.16, "end": 10994.560000000001, "text": " inside that house what are lampposts doing in the forest I don't know"}, {"start": 11006.44, "end": 11021.560000000001, "text": " It was just a little bit of wildlife, chat, don't worry about it."}, {"start": 11021.560000000001, "end": 11027.24, "text": " There's a tip-over lamp here, that can't be good."}, {"start": 11027.24, "end": 11036.4, "text": " I don't know which way to go, always go left, chat, always go left, always go left, always"}, {"start": 11036.4, "end": 11045.84, "text": " Bro nearly died from a deer you gotta admit though that that got some of y'all to"}, {"start": 11045.84, "end": 11058.24, "text": " It is so dark there's matches and a gas can oh there's a big pit here Lester's"}, {"start": 11058.24, "end": 11082.88, "text": " She is so creepy man I can't sprint no more either what's going on it won't let me sprint"}, {"start": 11082.880000000001, "end": 11097.080000000002, "text": " it no more. It just turned my flashlight off and I can't sprint. Help! Help! Oh, I can"}, {"start": 11097.08, "end": 11112.68, "text": " just went again. I don't know how that thing's still working, but I'm glad it is. Yo, she"}, {"start": 11112.68, "end": 11121.48, "text": " She is so unbelievably scary, it's actually disgusting."}, {"start": 11121.48, "end": 11149.24, "text": " with the five well Chad it looks like we found the shack"}, {"start": 11149.24, "end": 11162.8, "text": " There's the shack. Yup. Explore the shack. Let's go. It's wide open. See, this is the"}, {"start": 11162.8, "end": 11168.68, "text": " place I'd rather live in right here. One room. It's not extremely creepy besides"}, {"start": 11168.68, "end": 11171.92, "text": " it being in the middle of the woods and a serial killer using it. This is the place"}, {"start": 11171.92, "end": 11178.92, "text": " I want to do it right here."}, {"start": 11178.92, "end": 11189.1, "text": " So he's logging every person that's moved in here and they've all disappeared."}, {"start": 11189.1, "end": 11200.8, "text": " Thomas Brooks, Emily Carter, David Miller, Robert Cain, Harry Parker, Linda Stanley,"}, {"start": 11200.800000000001, "end": 11209.28, "text": " where Michael look what our note says the detective he's watching Michael now"}, {"start": 11209.28, "end": 11212.76, "text": " if he disappears all become the main suspect I need to come up with"}, {"start": 11212.76, "end": 11216.800000000001, "text": " something we need to take a picture of this or just carry the book to the"}, {"start": 11216.800000000001, "end": 11222.480000000001, "text": " detective and get this dude arrested now this is all the evidence we need"}, {"start": 11222.48, "end": 11232.72, "text": " Bro's been exposed."}, {"start": 11232.72, "end": 11235.119999999999, "text": " Plan end of the nightmare."}, {"start": 11235.12, "end": 11262.68, "text": " And last I found the exact description of this creature in an old book the demon is"}, {"start": 11262.68, "end": 11268.04, "text": " called the Asperath. So chat this demon that's following us is the Asperath."}, {"start": 11270.44, "end": 11275.16, "text": " It drives people insane for a while then drags its victims into its dimension and traps them in an"}, {"start": 11275.16, "end": 11282.2, "text": " endless nightmare. It says that the demon fears direct eye contact and fire. So what we need to do"}, {"start": 11282.2, "end": 11288.84, "text": " is light the house on fire. It's barely active during the day and it can only drag someone"}, {"start": 11288.84, "end": 11292.36, "text": " into its dimension at night in the dark what the main thing is it clearly says"}, {"start": 11292.36, "end": 11297.32, "text": " that demon can only be destroyed by flame so we got to burn the house down"}, {"start": 11300.52, "end": 11305.34, "text": " from what I understood from the book simply burning down the house in our"}, {"start": 11305.34, "end": 11310.44, "text": " world we'll do nothing never mind Ethan with the five the creature will"}, {"start": 11310.44, "end": 11313.48, "text": " survive and just come after me the book says as the wrath can only be"}, {"start": 11313.48, "end": 11316.8, "text": " killed in its true dimension I need to figure out how to set the demons"}, {"start": 11316.800000000001, "end": 11322.300000000001, "text": " dimension on fire from the inside without going there myself. Good job Stanley, you've"}, {"start": 11322.300000000001, "end": 11336.12, "text": " got us getting hunted by a demon because you're a serial killer. Good job old Stanley. Looks"}, {"start": 11336.12, "end": 11343.640000000001, "text": " like this was cooked recently. The coffee's still warm. Yo, Petticelli and Prist with the"}, {"start": 11343.640000000001, "end": 11351.960000000001, "text": " tin. Thank you. Oh, that ain't good."}, {"start": 11359.480000000001, "end": 11365.160000000002, "text": " Stanley's junk. Need to burn all this junk. Need to chop firewood. Install the"}, {"start": 11365.16, "end": 11370.16, "text": " old stove in the house. Detective, he came to the house and talked to Michael. He's clearly"}, {"start": 11370.16, "end": 11382.08, "text": " looking for Stanley. If Michael disappears to the cops, he's wanting to kick us out."}, {"start": 11382.08, "end": 11389.16, "text": " So we actually would have been spared. Let's let him kick us out."}, {"start": 11389.16, "end": 11394.76, "text": " You know what? This, this shack isn't so cozy anymore like it used to be."}, {"start": 11394.76, "end": 11400.12, "text": " first walked in here why'd the music stop"}, {"start": 11403.960000000001, "end": 11411.16, "text": " there's an outhouse we're Shrek at we're Shrek when you need them"}, {"start": 11411.16, "end": 11424.2, "text": " There's a doll, wooden idol, Jack Shrek would help us with that."}, {"start": 11424.2, "end": 11431.36, "text": " Why does every outside lamp blow up in this game?"}, {"start": 11431.36, "end": 11446.24, "text": " All right. What do we do now? I need to get out of here and tell the detective what's"}, {"start": 11446.24, "end": 11451.92, "text": " going on. Something's telling me this is not going to happen. We're about to get chased,"}, {"start": 11451.92, "end": 11455.960000000001, "text": " ain't we? Lock in. I'm not even closing the door behind me. I'm gone. We're getting"}, {"start": 11455.960000000001, "end": 11461.800000000001, "text": " chase prepare yourself there is no way we're gonna be able to make it to the"}, {"start": 11461.800000000001, "end": 11466.76, "text": " car yo mate with the five thank you"}, {"start": 11470.000000000002, "end": 11476.800000000001, "text": " don't turn around I should have listened to it it's fine I had to"}, {"start": 11485.960000000001, "end": 11503.800000000001, "text": " Michael, wake up. You're in the basement right now, and you don't have much time. You've"}, {"start": 11503.800000000001, "end": 11510.400000000001, "text": " probably already figured out what you got yourself into. But I have an idea how to end"}, {"start": 11510.4, "end": 11516.76, "text": " all this. One book said that Asgoreff can be killed with fire. But just burning down the"}, {"start": 11516.76, "end": 11525.52, "text": " house won't do anything. You're gonna use me as the guinea pig. The demon's layer has"}, {"start": 11525.52, "end": 11532.32, "text": " to be burned from the inside. Oh my goodness. And you're perfect for that role. No, I'm"}, {"start": 11532.32, "end": 11538.72, "text": " not. I'll not do that. I left a lighter and a gas can in the hall just pour gasoline"}, {"start": 11538.72, "end": 11548.179999999998, "text": " all over the hall and set it on fire. I performed a ritual to get you there faster. As soon as"}, {"start": 11548.179999999998, "end": 11556.859999999999, "text": " the last candle burns out, the demon will drag you into its dimension. Oh, that's nice."}, {"start": 11556.859999999999, "end": 11563.859999999999, "text": " How pleasant. Burn the cursed place to the ground. Yes, you'll burn with the demon."}, {"start": 11563.86, "end": 11570.86, "text": " But at least you got me messed up Stanley!"}, {"start": 11570.86, "end": 11585.86, "text": " I don't want to go to the demon dimension."}, {"start": 11585.86, "end": 11604.900000000001, "text": " No, I'm in a demon dimension."}, {"start": 11604.900000000001, "end": 11608.42, "text": " I'm here again, place some of the dreams."}, {"start": 11608.42, "end": 11610.060000000001, "text": " Lester I swear when I get out of here."}, {"start": 11610.060000000001, "end": 11611.060000000001, "text": " No, you didn't hear him right."}, {"start": 11611.060000000001, "end": 11612.82, "text": " He said we're going to burn with the demon."}, {"start": 11612.82, "end": 11614.82, "text": " We're dead."}, {"start": 11614.82, "end": 11616.82, "text": " El- El- Le- Leicester, by the way."}, {"start": 11630.48, "end": 11630.98, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11637.32, "end": 11638.82, "text": " Sauce with the five. What?"}, {"start": 11644.82, "end": 11646.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11669.1, "end": 11671.1, "text": " Who am I?"}, {"start": 11674.82, "end": 11678.32, "text": " Yo, sugar, no, be too close, I can't!"}, {"start": 11687.32, "end": 11688.32, "text": " Gigi!"}, {"start": 11702.32, "end": 11703.32, "text": " Freeze!"}, {"start": 11704.82, "end": 11708.3, "text": " Oh big dog I was looking at her"}, {"start": 11717.9, "end": 11719.9, "text": " That is crazy"}, {"start": 11730.26, "end": 11732.26, "text": " This is this is too creepy bro"}, {"start": 11764.82, "end": 11771.82, "text": " I don't like this part."}, {"start": 11771.82, "end": 11781.82, "text": " I don't like this part."}, {"start": 11781.82, "end": 11786.82, "text": " Freeze!"}, {"start": 11786.82, "end": 11793.82, "text": " Freeze!"}, {"start": 11793.82, "end": 11795.82, "text": " YOU DRUGS TO BE CHICKEN!"}, {"start": 11803.34, "end": 11804.94, "text": " ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"}, {"start": 11804.94, "end": 11806.94, "text": " Oh, she's gonna be a monster!"}, {"start": 11823.82, "end": 11830.82, "text": " This is too much, man."}, {"start": 11830.82, "end": 11839.82, "text": " You can't get me to do this."}, {"start": 11839.82, "end": 11843.82, "text": " Are you dead serious, game?"}, {"start": 11843.82, "end": 11849.82, "text": " Oh no, don't you do this."}, {"start": 11849.82, "end": 11873.82, "text": " game oh no don't you do this no this is this is what I was working right now"}, {"start": 11873.82, "end": 11875.82, "text": " Oh, Shadpoint is crazy!"}, {"start": 11896.82, "end": 11898.82, "text": " Don't be too close to her. Thank you, Morg."}, {"start": 11903.82, "end": 11916.82, "text": " Just don't die. I'm trying my best here."}, {"start": 11916.82, "end": 11924.82, "text": " No! Bro, come on, man!"}, {"start": 11933.82, "end": 11940.82, "text": " And I get scammed on the first one again."}, {"start": 11940.82, "end": 11955.82, "text": " I'm getting scammed."}, {"start": 11955.82, "end": 11957.82, "text": " I'm getting scammed"}, {"start": 11965.82, "end": 11966.82, "text": " Please"}, {"start": 11977.82, "end": 11979.82, "text": " Shit, I got this this time, relax"}, {"start": 11985.82, "end": 11998.46, "text": " do you believe how many keys do we need with a six or eight"}, {"start": 11998.46, "end": 12006.82, "text": " dude that is so stupid man the fact that that was even close is disgusting"}, {"start": 12006.82, "end": 12013.82, "text": " I'm going to freeze her again right here."}, {"start": 12013.82, "end": 12016.82, "text": " See that time and why one shot her."}, {"start": 12016.82, "end": 12023.82, "text": " Oh, that was clean! That was a clean move!"}, {"start": 12046.82, "end": 12049.82, "text": " How many keys do we have now?"}, {"start": 12049.82, "end": 12057.82, "text": " Four! Two more!"}, {"start": 12057.82, "end": 12071.82, "text": " If I were to die there, I actually would quit."}, {"start": 12071.82, "end": 12078.82, "text": " It was a scam anyway!"}, {"start": 12078.82, "end": 12083.82, "text": " Chad, it was a scam!"}, {"start": 12083.82, "end": 12091.82, "text": " Get one shot, an idiot, you suck!"}, {"start": 12091.82, "end": 12094.82, "text": " Get one shot at idiot you suck!"}, {"start": 12104.82, "end": 12106.82, "text": " Get one shot at idiot you suck!"}, {"start": 12109.82, "end": 12111.82, "text": " How many is that? Five?"}, {"start": 12121.82, "end": 12128.82, "text": " I'm not here."}, {"start": 12128.82, "end": 12143.82, "text": " I'm not down here."}, {"start": 12143.82, "end": 12145.82, "text": " That is so stupid!"}, {"start": 12155.82, "end": 12157.82, "text": " Yo, yo, like it?"}, {"start": 12165.82, "end": 12167.82, "text": " That is so stupid!"}, {"start": 12167.82, "end": 12181.22, "text": " that is so stupid man and now this box won't even open just kill me bro"}, {"start": 12184.699999999999, "end": 12189.82, "text": " why are you gonna paint this game with something this stupid"}, {"start": 12197.82, "end": 12199.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12213.98, "end": 12220.72, "text": " Know checkpoints crazy about a way chat I was all the way putting the keys in"}, {"start": 12227.82, "end": 12229.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12248.539999999999, "end": 12251.18, "text": " Did she just not stop when I put the keys in"}, {"start": 12257.82, "end": 12271.779999999999, "text": " How many do I have three?"}, {"start": 12271.779999999999, "end": 12272.779999999999, "text": " That's three right there, right?"}, {"start": 12272.779999999999, "end": 12280.94, "text": " Do I have two and that's three?"}, {"start": 12280.94, "end": 12282.94, "text": " I had one more, but whatever."}, {"start": 12287.94, "end": 12291.94, "text": " Somebody said why does she run like a cod zombie? I don't know if she lowkey does though."}, {"start": 12291.94, "end": 12320.94, "text": " What is that for?"}, {"start": 12320.94, "end": 12321.94, "text": " Like, right there."}, {"start": 12337.94, "end": 12338.94, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 12338.94, "end": 12340.94, "text": " I can't get through. It was a stone anyway."}, {"start": 12340.94, "end": 12343.94, "text": " I have five now, right? You have five?"}, {"start": 12343.94, "end": 12353.94, "text": " I'm gonna freeze her again hold on."}, {"start": 12353.94, "end": 12360.94, "text": " Wait, what if I not open?"}, {"start": 12360.94, "end": 12367.94, "text": " Wait, what if I not open chat?"}, {"start": 12367.94, "end": 12369.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12381.220000000001, "end": 12386.74, "text": " Which one did I not open oh this one"}, {"start": 12386.74, "end": 12412.8, "text": " chat we're out of here this time for real I'm begging you to open I'm gonna freeze"}, {"start": 12412.800000000001, "end": 12416.04, "text": " or again I'm not gonna sell"}, {"start": 12434.800000000001, "end": 12439.36, "text": " you know what what is this"}, {"start": 12442.800000000001, "end": 12460.560000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 12460.560000000001, "end": 12461.560000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 12461.560000000001, "end": 12462.560000000001, "text": " Five Nights at Freddy's?"}, {"start": 12462.56, "end": 12464.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12492.56, "end": 12493.06, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 12511.3, "end": 12513.3, "text": " Fuck that music out!"}, {"start": 12552.56, "end": 12556.56, "text": " This is so annoying!"}, {"start": 12556.56, "end": 12583.56, "text": " She didn't cook, though, low-key, Jack, for real!"}, {"start": 12583.56, "end": 12589.279999999999, "text": " You'll notice your boy clicker right now"}, {"start": 12594.0, "end": 12596.0, "text": " Make it stop"}, {"start": 12613.56, "end": 12615.56, "text": " I'm so locked!"}, {"start": 12626.56, "end": 12628.56, "text": " I'm gone!"}, {"start": 12630.56, "end": 12633.56, "text": " I'll kill that first try!"}, {"start": 12643.56, "end": 12662.64, "text": " Take your peepee."}, {"start": 12662.64, "end": 12665.0, "text": " Although what?"}, {"start": 12665.0, "end": 12666.0, "text": " I can try something."}, {"start": 12666.0, "end": 12667.0, "text": " No, I'm good."}, {"start": 12667.0, "end": 12670.359999999999, "text": " Try to call the detective."}, {"start": 12670.36, "end": 12672.36, "text": " from this dimension?"}, {"start": 12685.84, "end": 12689.84, "text": " The dead of you can hear me help, it was all Lester!"}, {"start": 12689.84, "end": 12691.84, "text": " Hey ma'am, how you doin'?"}, {"start": 12700.36, "end": 12723.060000000001, "text": " Are we going to make it out?"}, {"start": 12723.060000000001, "end": 12726.560000000001, "text": " The Detectives!"}, {"start": 12726.56, "end": 12727.56, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 12732.18, "end": 12733.519999999999, "text": " A month later,"}, {"start": 12737.199999999999, "end": 12738.56, "text": " a few days after the fire,"}, {"start": 12738.56, "end": 12741.56, "text": " Lester was detained while trying to cross city limits."}, {"start": 12743.0, "end": 12745.48, "text": " Despite the attempt to destroy the evidence in the shack,"}, {"start": 12745.48, "end": 12747.0, "text": " the police were able to find enough proof"}, {"start": 12747.0, "end": 12748.72, "text": " Lester was sentenced to life imprisonment."}, {"start": 12748.72, "end": 12749.56, "text": " Well, that's good."}, {"start": 12751.68, "end": 12753.88, "text": " The bodies of the previous victims were never found,"}, {"start": 12753.88, "end": 12756.279999999999, "text": " only their personal belongings were discovered."}, {"start": 12756.56, "end": 12766.56, "text": " Michael recovered and was discharged from the hospital just a week later after everything that happened. He can now he can't. Yeah."}, {"start": 12766.56, "end": 12769.56, "text": " We survived."}, {"start": 12769.56, "end": 12776.56, "text": " Game of the year. Yo, look here,"}, {"start": 12776.56, "end": 12778.56, "text": " devs though. Like, seriously, y'all"}, {"start": 12778.56, "end": 12780.56, "text": " already created a extremely scary"}, {"start": 12780.56, "end": 12782.56, "text": " enough game. There's no need to"}, {"start": 12782.56, "end": 12784.56, "text": " throw the vibe off with like stupid"}, {"start": 12784.56, "end": 12786.56, "text": " repeated mechanics like that. I'm not"}, {"start": 12786.56, "end": 12788.56, "text": " gonna lie. The game itself was scary"}, {"start": 12788.56, "end": 12791.56, "text": " and good enough. We don't need"}, {"start": 12791.56, "end": 12793.56, "text": " no five nights at Freddy's action"}, {"start": 12793.56, "end": 12796.56, "text": " at the end there. Other than"}, {"start": 12796.56, "end": 12798.56, "text": " that section where you're trying"}, {"start": 12798.56, "end": 12809.439999999999, "text": " the boxes and then the section with the lights great scary great game not gonna lie scary great"}, {"start": 12809.439999999999, "end": 12815.039999999999, "text": " game other than that part I think that was these devs first game too so that was really good besides"}, {"start": 12815.039999999999, "end": 12822.96, "text": " those two part three just run and open in boxes other than that other than that that was actually"}, {"start": 12822.960000000001, "end": 12828.720000000001, "text": " a really good game. No joke. Other than that, that was actually a really good game. Like seriously."}, {"start": 12830.640000000001, "end": 12834.640000000001, "text": " I messed with that right there. I messed with it for real."}, {"start": 12836.640000000001, "end": 12841.36, "text": " Waterpark, yeah. So I said I was going to look at the updates for Waterpark"}, {"start": 12842.720000000001, "end": 12847.44, "text": " and see if we're going to hop back into it. Should I revisit the gooblegoon real quick?"}, {"start": 12847.44, "end": 12850.44, "text": " Should I surprise pop in on the employees chat?"}, {"start": 12854.94, "end": 12855.44, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 12855.44, "end": 12856.44, "text": " It's been so long."}, {"start": 12857.640000000001, "end": 12859.74, "text": " I forgot who's even working at the Google."}, {"start": 12860.94, "end": 12862.74, "text": " I forgot who's even still working there."}, {"start": 12864.44, "end": 12868.94, "text": " I completely forgot who did I leave in charge of the place?"}, {"start": 12870.54, "end": 12871.24, "text": " Did I leave?"}, {"start": 12872.94, "end": 12874.04, "text": " Who did I leave in charge?"}, {"start": 12874.04, "end": 12875.44, "text": " I didn't leave Kate in charge."}, {"start": 12875.44, "end": 12883.16, "text": " Kade was the evil, uh, wait, who was the evil lifeguard we had?"}, {"start": 12885.28, "end": 12887.12, "text": " People keep telling me there's a lot of updates in it."}, {"start": 12887.12, "end": 12890.04, "text": " Is it, Chad, is it enough to pick it back up again or what?"}, {"start": 12892.0, "end": 12893.0, "text": " We about to find out."}, {"start": 12893.04, "end": 12894.28, "text": " We're just going to see what we got."}, {"start": 12894.28, "end": 12909.28, "text": " and see. We don't see. Water Park, Sam, update. It's updated. Man, it's been a minute. Wow."}, {"start": 12909.28, "end": 12923.800000000001, "text": " Last time I played was October 7th of 2025. Yo, Zach with the five. Thank you. There's"}, {"start": 12923.800000000001, "end": 12932.76, "text": " saunas now. Just how much stuff has been added since I've been gone."}, {"start": 12932.76, "end": 12959.44, "text": " I don't believe that for a second I don't believe hold new game for a second buddy"}, {"start": 12959.44, "end": 12988.28, "text": " I have not seen this screen in a minute where's"}, {"start": 12988.28, "end": 12992.960000000001, "text": " don't check the updates tonight we're gonna check it on the employees and we're"}, {"start": 12992.960000000001, "end": 12999.26, "text": " just gonna see if there's enough to be able to get back into it or not lock"}, {"start": 12999.26, "end": 13005.92, "text": " in we're about to do boss coming back into town hey the boss is showing up"}, {"start": 13005.92, "end": 13009.16, "text": " chat don't snitch don't tell him I'm coming they don't know I'm coming"}, {"start": 13009.16, "end": 13011.16, "text": " Don't tell him I'm about to pop in on him!"}, {"start": 13029.16, "end": 13031.16, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13039.16, "end": 13044.16, "text": " It's very beautiful."}, {"start": 13189.16, "end": 13196.16, "text": " I'll see you back in town."}, {"start": 13196.16, "end": 13211.16, "text": " Please unplug my internet, am I still alive?"}, {"start": 13211.16, "end": 13221.16, "text": " Alright, let's see what they've added."}, {"start": 13221.16, "end": 13225.88, "text": " Gooblegoo, man."}, {"start": 13225.88, "end": 13227.88, "text": " Don't tell them I'm pulling up on them."}, {"start": 13227.88, "end": 13228.88, "text": " Don't tell them."}, {"start": 13228.88, "end": 13229.88, "text": " Let me hide real quick."}, {"start": 13229.88, "end": 13230.88, "text": " Let me hide."}, {"start": 13230.88, "end": 13232.88, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 13232.88, "end": 13235.36, "text": " I forgot I had a baseball bat."}, {"start": 13235.36, "end": 13236.88, "text": " Did I have a baseball bat?"}, {"start": 13236.88, "end": 13239.76, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's been a minute."}, {"start": 13239.76, "end": 13242.7, "text": " We had this many employees."}, {"start": 13246.24, "end": 13248.24, "text": " 25 shrimps with the fire."}, {"start": 13250.76, "end": 13255.76, "text": " We have Jaquan, Timothy, Cade, Zaki, Hayes,"}, {"start": 13255.76, "end": 13257.76, "text": " Colter, Cain, and Lainey."}, {"start": 13261.24, "end": 13263.68, "text": " We had that many employees, huh?"}, {"start": 13265.72, "end": 13267.12, "text": " You probably don't seem to be glad to see me."}, {"start": 13267.12, "end": 13268.2, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 13268.2, "end": 13269.04, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13269.76, "end": 13279.76, "text": " Yo, car! I don't even remember you. You didn't look both ways for you to go across the street, though. You don't get hit."}, {"start": 13279.76, "end": 13283.76, "text": " How you doing, ma'am? Didn't ask."}, {"start": 13283.76, "end": 13288.76, "text": " Walking up in my personal space like that got me messed up."}, {"start": 13288.76, "end": 13299.68, "text": " Well, well, well, Cade."}, {"start": 13299.68, "end": 13307.2, "text": " Well, well, well, bubba."}, {"start": 13307.2, "end": 13311.880000000001, "text": " So how's things been operating around here?"}, {"start": 13311.880000000001, "end": 13314.28, "text": " I've been out of town for a minute."}, {"start": 13314.28, "end": 13317.76, "text": " I hope everything is in order here."}, {"start": 13317.76, "end": 13319.960000000001, "text": " I better not come in here and see nothing dirty,"}, {"start": 13319.960000000001, "end": 13322.48, "text": " no bodies on the floor, nothing like that."}, {"start": 13322.48, "end": 13327.48, "text": " You better have upstanded my standards here."}, {"start": 13328.800000000001, "end": 13329.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13334.08, "end": 13334.92, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 13336.52, "end": 13337.84, "text": " What is this over here?"}, {"start": 13339.84, "end": 13340.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13347.76, "end": 13349.76, "text": " This is why I left this town!"}, {"start": 13349.76, "end": 13351.76, "text": " This town's ridiculous!"}, {"start": 13351.76, "end": 13353.76, "text": " Don't nobody here got no-"}, {"start": 13353.76, "end": 13355.76, "text": " Why did we put a stop-"}, {"start": 13355.76, "end": 13357.76, "text": " Wow, that was a fancy car."}, {"start": 13357.76, "end": 13359.76, "text": " Oh my goodness, he's about to rear in that van."}, {"start": 13359.76, "end": 13360.76, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 13360.76, "end": 13362.76, "text": " Alright, hold up."}, {"start": 13362.76, "end": 13365.76, "text": " What is that, a dog?"}, {"start": 13365.76, "end": 13367.76, "text": " Some dog action!"}, {"start": 13370.76, "end": 13372.76, "text": " Excuse me, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 13372.76, "end": 13374.76, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 13374.76, "end": 13379.76, "text": " Excuse me, sir."}, {"start": 13379.76, "end": 13383.44, "text": " Yogi, you seek balance?"}, {"start": 13383.44, "end": 13386.32, "text": " Young splash maker enlightenment isn't found."}, {"start": 13386.32, "end": 13387.32, "text": " It's cleaned up."}, {"start": 13387.32, "end": 13388.32, "text": " Don't overthink it."}, {"start": 13388.32, "end": 13398.36, "text": " Just grab the trash and call it a metaphor."}, {"start": 13398.36, "end": 13400.16, "text": " Clear trash by yourself."}, {"start": 13400.16, "end": 13401.16, "text": " I have people to do."}, {"start": 13401.16, "end": 13404.16, "text": " Hey, you didn't go home you walk around drunk!"}, {"start": 13415.16, "end": 13417.16, "text": " Look at the place, Chath."}, {"start": 13419.16, "end": 13421.16, "text": " Looks just like I left it."}, {"start": 13423.16, "end": 13425.16, "text": " It looks just like I left it."}, {"start": 13426.16, "end": 13428.16, "text": " Now, where's the tyrant at?"}, {"start": 13428.16, "end": 13443.16, "text": " Where's the tyrant? Is that him? No, it's not. Where is the tyrant? Lainey, where is"}, {"start": 13443.16, "end": 13447.16, "text": " Where is Cade?"}, {"start": 13447.16, "end": 13450.16, "text": " Where is Cade?"}, {"start": 13450.16, "end": 13454.16, "text": " A.K.A. The Tyrant."}, {"start": 13454.16, "end": 13458.16, "text": " Wait, who was Cade?"}, {"start": 13458.16, "end": 13463.16, "text": " The lifeguard?"}, {"start": 13463.16, "end": 13470.16, "text": " Bro, it has been so long since I've been here, dude."}, {"start": 13470.16, "end": 13477.119999999999, "text": " remember this thing I invented before we left the death shoot or whatever it was"}, {"start": 13477.119999999999, "end": 13480.16, "text": " called y'all remember this"}, {"start": 13484.6, "end": 13489.84, "text": " the death zone where you try to slide in the middle of all the rocks and not"}, {"start": 13489.84, "end": 13492.24, "text": " die"}, {"start": 13492.24, "end": 13496.76, "text": " As you can tell it doesn't work that well"}, {"start": 13498.119999999999, "end": 13504.96, "text": " All right, so where do I go to check the updates chat? Where would have they added do I go back to this this hunt over here?"}, {"start": 13506.24, "end": 13512.66, "text": " Dude no wonder the goobledoon was so famous man. This place's layout is just goaded"}, {"start": 13515.96, "end": 13519.46, "text": " The wedding venue that we set up oh my"}, {"start": 13522.24, "end": 13540.119999999999, "text": " The wedding venue, the shires, all of that."}, {"start": 13540.119999999999, "end": 13547.84, "text": " Do I still have to manually stock these because no, uh-uh, uh-uh, no, nobody, uh-uh, I fear"}, {"start": 13547.84, "end": 13548.84, "text": " not."}, {"start": 13548.84, "end": 13571.2, "text": " got me messed up okay let's see what they added here nothing they added a"}, {"start": 13571.2, "end": 13572.2, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 13572.2, "end": 13576.2, "text": " E-tickets."}, {"start": 13576.2, "end": 13583.2, "text": " Guests can purchase digital tickets in advance."}, {"start": 13583.2, "end": 13589.2, "text": " Maintenance, we have hot tubs."}, {"start": 13589.2, "end": 13591.2, "text": " Can people die in the hot tub?"}, {"start": 13591.2, "end": 13603.1, "text": " the hot tub. Hey, Casey, I'm going to do what I want to ask as a new lifeguard at a resort"}, {"start": 13603.1, "end": 13610.560000000001, "text": " water park. Do you have any advice? Don't push people off the top of the slides and"}, {"start": 13610.56, "end": 13623.0, "text": " be good at swimming maintenance handyman I forgot about chlorine"}, {"start": 13625.48, "end": 13634.519999999999, "text": " wait oh I go to build mode to see what's new huh the hammer I forgot how to use"}, {"start": 13634.52, "end": 13644.52, "text": " Oh, here we go, pools."}, {"start": 13644.52, "end": 13654.76, "text": " Sana, sanctuary pool, hot tub, how do I unlock that?"}, {"start": 13654.76, "end": 13675.880000000001, "text": " Yogi quest. Slides. Wave slide. Flame loop slide. Vortex slide. Chad, did they add the"}, {"start": 13675.880000000001, "end": 13688.68, "text": " custom slide thing yet or no."}, {"start": 13688.68, "end": 13691.480000000001, "text": " They have a hard mode."}, {"start": 13691.480000000001, "end": 13696.12, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 13696.12, "end": 13697.12, "text": " Look at the main menu."}, {"start": 13697.12, "end": 13700.28, "text": " Alright hold up."}, {"start": 13700.28, "end": 13701.28, "text": " Utility."}, {"start": 13701.28, "end": 13711.28, "text": " added double loungers luxury toilets. Let me look at the main menu you see what they said."}, {"start": 13716.24, "end": 13723.52, "text": " Hard mode. Wait, what version is it now? Oh, it's 0.3.7."}, {"start": 13731.28, "end": 13733.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13734.02, "end": 13738.960000000001, "text": " 1.0 was custom slides that white there would be"}, {"start": 13743.400000000001, "end": 13745.86, "text": " You're on a old version no, I just updated"}, {"start": 13750.960000000001, "end": 13752.960000000001, "text": " And a new map"}, {"start": 13752.960000000001, "end": 13762.960000000001, "text": " I did update it right. Am I on the current one?"}, {"start": 13762.960000000001, "end": 13777.960000000001, "text": " You didn't update it? Yes, I did."}, {"start": 13777.960000000001, "end": 13804.2, "text": " chat the gula go man, chat the gula go, man itch"}, {"start": 13804.2, "end": 13805.2, "text": " I subbed it."}, {"start": 13812.2, "end": 13814.2, "text": " Chat, bro."}, {"start": 13815.2, "end": 13817.2, "text": " Do they know when the 1.0 is going to come out?"}, {"start": 13828.2, "end": 13829.2, "text": " The lawsuits are all paid?"}, {"start": 13830.2, "end": 13831.2, "text": " Don't talk about that."}, {"start": 13831.2, "end": 13838.2, "text": " What are you talking about, bruh?"}, {"start": 13838.2, "end": 13843.2, "text": " Check on line."}, {"start": 13843.2, "end": 13847.2, "text": " It was completely updated."}, {"start": 13847.2, "end": 13850.2, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 13850.2, "end": 13855.2, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 13855.2, "end": 13859.2, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13859.2, "end": 13861.2, "text": " Chad it's updated"}, {"start": 13865.12, "end": 13869.560000000001, "text": " Dude chat that custom slide thing bro was gonna be so good. Oh"}, {"start": 13870.28, "end": 13875.960000000001, "text": " My and there's gonna be six stars instead of five. We're already a five-star establishment by the way"}, {"start": 13875.960000000001, "end": 13880.04, "text": " Just saying we're already a five-star establishment. I just want to point that out"}, {"start": 13884.44, "end": 13887.640000000001, "text": " Do a shift I'll do a shift let's open up"}, {"start": 13889.2, "end": 13890.2, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13890.2, "end": 13894.2, "text": " Y'all been having it too good about it."}, {"start": 13894.2, "end": 13896.2, "text": " Hey, you listen to me when I'm talking to you."}, {"start": 13896.2, "end": 13899.2, "text": " Y'all been having it too good while I was gone."}, {"start": 13899.2, "end": 13901.2, "text": " Y'all about to do a shift and I'm gonna watch."}, {"start": 13901.2, "end": 13902.2, "text": " You hear me?"}, {"start": 13902.2, "end": 13903.2, "text": " You better keep it up too."}, {"start": 13903.2, "end": 13905.2, "text": " Keep up the good work."}, {"start": 13905.2, "end": 13907.2, "text": " Buster."}, {"start": 13907.2, "end": 13911.2, "text": " Got me messed up."}, {"start": 13911.2, "end": 13913.2, "text": " Chill out and I am chillin' out."}, {"start": 13913.2, "end": 13915.2, "text": " Hey, y'all watch some cars."}, {"start": 13915.2, "end": 13917.2, "text": " Some cars crazy now."}, {"start": 13917.2, "end": 13919.2, "text": " There's a boss coming"}, {"start": 13936.08, "end": 13938.08, "text": " That's me"}, {"start": 13947.2, "end": 13954.2, "text": " Yeah, hold up!"}, {"start": 13954.2, "end": 13958.2, "text": " Bro, that was me on the goob!"}, {"start": 13958.2, "end": 13963.2, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 13963.2, "end": 13964.2, "text": " These are the..."}, {"start": 13964.2, "end": 13965.2, "text": " The goob lagoon."}, {"start": 13965.2, "end": 13966.2, "text": " Is that...?"}, {"start": 13966.2, "end": 13967.2, "text": " I swear to you!"}, {"start": 13967.2, "end": 13968.2, "text": " Not even for that!"}, {"start": 13968.2, "end": 13969.2, "text": " I'm gonna do it!"}, {"start": 13969.2, "end": 13970.2, "text": " I'm gonna do it!"}, {"start": 13970.2, "end": 13982.2, "text": " Y'all over here put my potential customers in danger man."}, {"start": 13982.2, "end": 13984.2, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 13984.2, "end": 13987.800000000001, "text": " I just want y'all to know I am the owner of this establishment here."}, {"start": 13987.800000000001, "end": 13993.6, "text": " All this motion that y'all see, I built this from the ground up on everything I love I"}, {"start": 13993.6, "end": 13994.6, "text": " did."}, {"start": 13994.6, "end": 13995.6, "text": " Y'all be safe in there."}, {"start": 13995.6, "end": 13997.6, "text": " Ooh, them slides don't look safe. Hold on."}, {"start": 13997.6, "end": 13998.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13998.6, "end": 14000.6, "text": " Wait, are the slides still safe?"}, {"start": 14000.6, "end": 14001.6, "text": " Hold on now."}, {"start": 14004.6, "end": 14005.6, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 14006.6, "end": 14009.6, "text": " That's bad news if you're panicking way up there."}, {"start": 14009.6, "end": 14011.6, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 14016.6, "end": 14017.6, "text": " Ma'am!"}, {"start": 14018.6, "end": 14019.6, "text": " Sir!"}, {"start": 14025.6, "end": 14037.2, "text": " I should have stayed gone."}, {"start": 14037.2, "end": 14038.2, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 14038.2, "end": 14042.640000000001, "text": " This is actually very safe."}, {"start": 14042.640000000001, "end": 14044.28, "text": " Everybody's landing in the water."}, {"start": 14044.28, "end": 14046.28, "text": " Look, there's no mishaps."}, {"start": 14046.28, "end": 14047.28, "text": " Back up off me."}, {"start": 14047.28, "end": 14048.28, "text": " What you think you're gonna do, buddy?"}, {"start": 14048.28, "end": 14049.28, "text": " I own this park."}, {"start": 14049.28, "end": 14054.28, "text": " You got all the space to walk where you'll walk right here on me."}, {"start": 14054.28, "end": 14055.28, "text": " I'm the owner of this place."}, {"start": 14055.28, "end": 14066.28, "text": " this place. What you talking about? Don't walk up on me like that. The law show mine."}, {"start": 14066.28, "end": 14071.720000000001, "text": " Anyway, what was I doing? I need to restart the drink machine. Why am I the owner of the"}, {"start": 14071.720000000001, "end": 14076.720000000001, "text": " goobledoo having to restart the drink machine? Hey, sir, you come to a stack. You need"}, {"start": 14076.720000000001, "end": 14084.720000000001, "text": " to quit all that. Yeah. Let me go accept this dude's quest real quick. Oh, let me"}, {"start": 14084.720000000001, "end": 14092.720000000001, "text": " I gotta keep stuff in order. It's obvious my employees ain't been keeping stuff in order while I was gone. I mean, golly."}, {"start": 14092.720000000001, "end": 14099.720000000001, "text": " Oh, okay, I'm a kid. So I need to pick up 20 trash myself, which means they're wanting me to do work."}, {"start": 14099.720000000001, "end": 14105.720000000001, "text": " I don't know about all that. Excuse me, sir. How are you doing? Get cleaned off. Thank you."}, {"start": 14105.720000000001, "end": 14108.720000000001, "text": " Hey ma'am, get cleaned off. Thank you. Thank you."}, {"start": 14108.720000000001, "end": 14109.720000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14110.720000000001, "end": 14112.720000000001, "text": " Are these slides still doing good?"}, {"start": 14115.720000000001, "end": 14118.720000000001, "text": " I forgot about this diving board too, bruh."}, {"start": 14120.720000000001, "end": 14121.720000000001, "text": " Bruh!"}, {"start": 14123.720000000001, "end": 14124.720000000001, "text": " These slides are still ge-"}, {"start": 14129.720000000001, "end": 14133.720000000001, "text": " People are still doing the 24 hour slide challenge, bro."}, {"start": 14135.720000000001, "end": 14145.720000000001, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 14145.720000000001, "end": 14149.720000000001, "text": " Jaquan is too tired and going to rest."}, {"start": 14149.720000000001, "end": 14153.720000000001, "text": " In what universe that dude talks of air?"}, {"start": 14153.720000000001, "end": 14156.720000000001, "text": " Whoever that was, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 14156.720000000001, "end": 14161.720000000001, "text": " Dude, these slides are perfect."}, {"start": 14161.720000000001, "end": 14165.080000000002, "text": " This place is running, I mean, efficiently, man!"}, {"start": 14169.080000000002, "end": 14171.080000000002, "text": " Look at this! This is beautiful!"}, {"start": 14172.44, "end": 14176.6, "text": " You know what I wonder, though, chat? Why does nobody ever try the death zone?"}, {"start": 14177.480000000001, "end": 14179.480000000001, "text": " Did somebody take a doodoo in the po-"}, {"start": 14181.720000000001, "end": 14183.720000000001, "text": " YOU NASTY!"}, {"start": 14183.720000000001, "end": 14185.720000000001, "text": " GUSGUSTED!"}, {"start": 14186.28, "end": 14188.28, "text": " TOOK A DOODOO IN THE POOL!"}, {"start": 14191.720000000001, "end": 14196.12, "text": " That is so that that is so nasty"}, {"start": 14196.52, "end": 14201.52, "text": " You're gonna catch a brain eating them even here. What did you do? Yo, sir, what are you doing in here?"}, {"start": 14201.840000000002, "end": 14203.840000000002, "text": " You ain't got a risk battle. Oh"}, {"start": 14204.800000000001, "end": 14206.800000000001, "text": " No, what's you doing here? I hate you anyway"}, {"start": 14208.640000000001, "end": 14211.740000000002, "text": " Chlorine wait, I gotta put chlorine in the pools now"}, {"start": 14215.36, "end": 14217.52, "text": " Hold on I ain't heard about them upgrades"}, {"start": 14217.52, "end": 14224.52, "text": " Oh my goodness y'all are actually disgusting you are disgusting!"}, {"start": 14224.52, "end": 14239.52, "text": " Being in the pool, being in the pool, you filthy monster!"}, {"start": 14239.52, "end": 14246.52, "text": " Why am I poor he's handling this?"}, {"start": 14246.52, "end": 14253.6, "text": " man you got all this walking room you really go walk right there through the"}, {"start": 14253.6, "end": 14257.12, "text": " puddle you didn't slip"}, {"start": 14259.2, "end": 14263.92, "text": " who was waiting for a lemonade somebody wait for a lemonade wait that ain't my"}, {"start": 14263.92, "end": 14269.32, "text": " job I got employees for that Lord have mercy sorry about this sorry about the"}, {"start": 14269.32, "end": 14270.9, "text": " Y'all can somebody come clean this up."}, {"start": 14270.9, "end": 14272.86, "text": " We got people slipping."}, {"start": 14272.86, "end": 14274.32, "text": " Why is this water look yellow?"}, {"start": 14283.72, "end": 14285.22, "text": " Why is that water look yellow?"}, {"start": 14292.22, "end": 14293.86, "text": " Y'all hold on, somebody's,"}, {"start": 14296.5, "end": 14298.1, "text": " it's St. Patrick's Day y'all."}, {"start": 14298.1, "end": 14301.1, "text": " We put some green dye in the pool for St. Patrick's Day."}, {"start": 14303.44, "end": 14304.28, "text": " Chat, what?"}, {"start": 14305.28, "end": 14306.98, "text": " Ooh, what's going on?"}, {"start": 14306.98, "end": 14307.82, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 14308.720000000001, "end": 14309.56, "text": " Chlorine?"}, {"start": 14310.82, "end": 14312.02, "text": " Do I got some chlorine?"}, {"start": 14312.02, "end": 14313.220000000001, "text": " Where's chlorine at?"}, {"start": 14314.7, "end": 14315.62, "text": " Chlorine."}, {"start": 14315.62, "end": 14317.220000000001, "text": " I ain't even got enough to do."}, {"start": 14320.76, "end": 14322.300000000001, "text": " I gotta go dry it and put more water in it."}, {"start": 14322.300000000001, "end": 14324.68, "text": " Oh my goodness, that's disgusting."}, {"start": 14324.68, "end": 14327.460000000001, "text": " My customers should not be subjected to this mess."}, {"start": 14328.1, "end": 14330.1, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna do it."}, {"start": 14330.1, "end": 14336.1, "text": " Hold on, this is a brain eating me, but if I've ever seen one, I'm so sorry about that Angelica."}, {"start": 14336.1, "end": 14339.1, "text": " Hold on, nobody's slide yet! The pool's draining!"}, {"start": 14339.1, "end": 14342.1, "text": " Wait till it's done! Oh my goodness, no!"}, {"start": 14342.1, "end": 14344.1, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14345.1, "end": 14347.1, "text": " It's getting dra-"}, {"start": 14351.1, "end": 14353.1, "text": " It's clean now."}, {"start": 14354.1, "end": 14356.1, "text": " Be on the stretch!"}, {"start": 14358.1, "end": 14367.1, "text": " I hope I'm having a good night for real."}, {"start": 14367.1, "end": 14372.1, "text": " What's up Denver?"}, {"start": 14372.1, "end": 14381.220000000001, "text": " We're John and somebody said clean the filter not I'll see no filter action."}, {"start": 14381.220000000001, "end": 14386.720000000001, "text": " Guess we did too long for a hot dog is that my problem?"}, {"start": 14386.720000000001, "end": 14388.720000000001, "text": " Is that supposed to be my problem? Like, hello?"}, {"start": 14390.720000000001, "end": 14392.720000000001, "text": " Trevor is panicking on the diving board."}, {"start": 14394.720000000001, "end": 14395.720000000001, "text": " Trevor, no."}, {"start": 14396.720000000001, "end": 14397.720000000001, "text": " Trevor!"}, {"start": 14399.720000000001, "end": 14400.720000000001, "text": " Watch out, big doll!"}, {"start": 14403.720000000001, "end": 14404.720000000001, "text": " Trevor!"}, {"start": 14408.720000000001, "end": 14409.720000000001, "text": " Yo, Trevor, look here, big doll."}, {"start": 14409.720000000001, "end": 14412.720000000001, "text": " There's a really nice guy coming up here. His name is Cade."}, {"start": 14413.720000000001, "end": 14414.720000000001, "text": " He is a certified..."}, {"start": 14414.720000000001, "end": 14420.720000000001, "text": " What's what's the where I'm looking for lifeguard?"}, {"start": 14420.720000000001, "end": 14425.12, "text": " He has special training and pushing people off diving gourds when they panic."}, {"start": 14425.12, "end": 14426.28, "text": " He'll be right up here in a minute."}, {"start": 14426.28, "end": 14427.28, "text": " So just don't panic."}, {"start": 14427.28, "end": 14428.28, "text": " He's gonna handle that."}, {"start": 14428.28, "end": 14429.28, "text": " You okay?"}, {"start": 14429.28, "end": 14430.28, "text": " Where are you at?"}, {"start": 14430.28, "end": 14431.28, "text": " We got a customer."}, {"start": 14431.28, "end": 14438.080000000002, "text": " I mean, I can handle it if I got to K. Don't break."}, {"start": 14438.080000000002, "end": 14439.080000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14439.080000000002, "end": 14440.080000000002, "text": " It is on break."}, {"start": 14440.080000000002, "end": 14441.080000000002, "text": " All right, buddy."}, {"start": 14441.080000000002, "end": 14442.080000000002, "text": " Just hold on tight."}, {"start": 14442.080000000002, "end": 14443.080000000002, "text": " Since you want to panic."}, {"start": 14443.080000000002, "end": 14444.080000000002, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 14444.08, "end": 14446.08, "text": " When you hit the water, try not to land on your-"}, {"start": 14446.08, "end": 14447.08, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 14448.08, "end": 14450.08, "text": " Wait, I pushed him too far."}, {"start": 14474.08, "end": 14481.08, "text": " Let's get a manual."}, {"start": 14481.08, "end": 14486.08, "text": " You have a good night."}, {"start": 14486.08, "end": 14491.08, "text": " My time."}, {"start": 14491.08, "end": 14494.08, "text": " Wait, that's all of you, bitch!"}, {"start": 14494.08, "end": 14497.08, "text": " See, if I could survive it, all my customers could survive it."}, {"start": 14497.08, "end": 14499.08, "text": " Y'all ain't got no reason to be complaining."}, {"start": 14499.08, "end": 14501.08, "text": " When you hit the sidewalk after a dime,"}, {"start": 14501.08, "end": 14505.96, "text": " to be complaining when you hit the sidewalk after a dive or something. I survived it like it wasn't"}, {"start": 14505.96, "end": 14513.16, "text": " nothing. The pool is dirty again. Okay, everybody that's gonna slide, slide. I gotta clean the pool."}, {"start": 14513.16, "end": 14519.64, "text": " Do not go down the- It's gonna back up this way."}, {"start": 14522.039999999999, "end": 14523.16, "text": " Okay, we're good as clean."}, {"start": 14523.16, "end": 14528.119999999999, "text": " Yo, where is my employees at?"}, {"start": 14528.119999999999, "end": 14531.16, "text": " Why do we have full track stands?"}, {"start": 14531.16, "end": 14533.16, "text": " Somebody peep it!"}, {"start": 14533.16, "end": 14535.16, "text": " I can't clean it up."}, {"start": 14535.16, "end": 14539.16, "text": " Oh my goodness, where are my employees?"}, {"start": 14539.16, "end": 14543.16, "text": " What am I paying them for?"}, {"start": 14543.16, "end": 14547.16, "text": " I'm de-chlorine now, hold up."}, {"start": 14547.16, "end": 14549.16, "text": " Chlorine."}, {"start": 14549.16, "end": 14552.16, "text": " What a chlorine."}, {"start": 14552.16, "end": 14559.44, "text": " Chlorine Chlorine unlocked now you don't have to drain the whole pool to clean it by chlorine at the shop and dropping the water for a fast sparkling clean"}, {"start": 14562.96, "end": 14565.48, "text": " So I'm gonna go ahead and get ready don't need to get to work"}, {"start": 14565.48, "end": 14568.36, "text": " I'm tired y'all staying around this what y'all been doing the whole time"}, {"start": 14568.36, "end": 14573.46, "text": " I've been doing this customers waiting and ain't gonna go running to check out man. How you doing Bonnie?"}, {"start": 14573.6, "end": 14576.96, "text": " What's you want a pass for six hours?"}, {"start": 14576.960000000001, "end": 14587.900000000001, "text": " hours. Team no slide pass. Alright. How do I get your money? There you go. Thank you"}, {"start": 14587.900000000001, "end": 14594.880000000001, "text": " so much. Yeah. Yeah. You better restock that hot dog. What you doing, Adelina? We're gonna"}, {"start": 14594.880000000001, "end": 14598.68, "text": " get some chlorine. I gotta knock out all these. I gotta knock out all these brandy"}, {"start": 14598.68, "end": 14603.68, "text": " on me. What's up big dog? I ain't seen you in a hot minute. Alright chlorine. Chlorine."}, {"start": 14603.68, "end": 14606.68, "text": " All right, hold up."}, {"start": 14606.68, "end": 14607.68, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 14607.68, "end": 14609.68, "text": " I do not need all your cane."}, {"start": 14609.68, "end": 14611.68, "text": " I don't care about you anywhere."}, {"start": 14611.68, "end": 14612.68, "text": " All right, hold up."}, {"start": 14612.68, "end": 14613.68, "text": " More."}, {"start": 14613.68, "end": 14614.68, "text": " Watch out."}, {"start": 14614.68, "end": 14615.68, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 14615.68, "end": 14616.68, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 14616.68, "end": 14619.68, "text": " How about to get this hold on, y'all?"}, {"start": 14619.68, "end": 14625.68, "text": " How do I put- did that work?"}, {"start": 14625.68, "end": 14629.68, "text": " It worked."}, {"start": 14629.68, "end": 14639.68, "text": " You pervert! I just saw you take them!"}, {"start": 14639.68, "end": 14649.68, "text": " You idiot, try to pick!"}, {"start": 14649.68, "end": 14651.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14668.0, "end": 14671.380000000001, "text": " Forgot which one shows the total money I made on the day"}, {"start": 14676.08, "end": 14678.08, "text": " Why don't you find $5"}, {"start": 14679.68, "end": 14689.68, "text": " I made 40K."}, {"start": 14689.68, "end": 14699.04, "text": " The goobledoon is making $40,000 a day."}, {"start": 14699.04, "end": 14702.92, "text": " Is that real?"}, {"start": 14702.92, "end": 14703.92, "text": " That is that real."}, {"start": 14710.02, "end": 14712.34, "text": " Wait, that is actually,"}, {"start": 14712.34, "end": 14714.78, "text": " that is actually crazy, no joke."}, {"start": 14714.78, "end": 14716.42, "text": " W. Schiff."}, {"start": 14716.42, "end": 14718.78, "text": " Chad, I'll probably play this again,"}, {"start": 14718.78, "end": 14720.66, "text": " but would my play it again tomorrow?"}, {"start": 14720.66, "end": 14722.06, "text": " And I say we unlock this stuff"}, {"start": 14722.06, "end": 14723.26, "text": " and like put some new stuff in."}, {"start": 14723.26, "end": 14725.34, "text": " Y'all cool with that?"}, {"start": 14725.34, "end": 14728.22, "text": " Play it and probably play it again tomorrow."}, {"start": 14728.22, "end": 14730.78, "text": " Get the new stuff and like put some new slides in,"}, {"start": 14730.78, "end": 14732.78, "text": " like see what the new slides look like."}, {"start": 14732.78, "end": 14735.94, "text": " All this stuff when it comes out though is going to be the coolest stuff ever."}, {"start": 14735.94, "end": 14736.54, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 14736.54, "end": 14738.300000000001, "text": " I hope that comes out soon bro for real."}, {"start": 14739.42, "end": 14740.980000000001, "text": " It probably be a minute though, but I don't know."}, {"start": 14741.380000000001, "end": 14742.1, "text": " That was cool."}, {"start": 14742.140000000001, "end": 14744.820000000002, "text": " Hey, great stream chat."}, {"start": 14744.820000000002, "end": 14745.5, "text": " I love you all man."}, {"start": 14745.54, "end": 14750.62, "text": " Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14751.460000000001, "end": 14753.62, "text": " Appreciate all the gift this subs don't know."}, {"start": 14753.62, "end": 14756.42, "text": " Bits follows and of course I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out."}, {"start": 14756.460000000001, "end": 14758.54, "text": " Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's night."}, {"start": 14758.54, "end": 14759.42, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow."}, {"start": 14759.42, "end": 14760.1, "text": " I'll see y'all tomorrow."}, {"start": 14760.1, "end": 14761.220000000001, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, love you tonight."}, {"start": 14761.220000000001, "end": 14763.220000000001, "text": " Peace out y'all!"}]}