I
Hmm
Um
Gio!
Yeah.
Do you already know what time it is?
Spend time, Buster.
Yup.
Yeah!
Cyber with the fire!
Cheers!
I
Yo
What's good?
Fitz
Ellie
Ken Ken or however you say it
Hj none Cody Jw. Subbers man presets all
Black hoodie by the way I repeat
Black hoodie
By the way
Hey, okay, black hoodie up in this time.
Yes, and if you don't believe it.
Exactly.
Exactly Buster looks marooned to me. Well, I fear you have been mistaken. I fear you've
been mistaken. Thank you for the 1000 bits. Christie W. Christie MG with the 500. Hey
case. My name is Annie. I turned 22. Yo, happy birthday. Anya Chateau and you have
Happy birthday, happy birthday, and yo, Haley loves subway with the 2000 bits.
High case, there's my 16th birthday, I have a rough day this one off, I get a happy birthday.
I got you, yep, a happy birthday up, GG.
Yo, happy birthday, Haley.
Chat tell Haley, happy birthday, happy birthday, Haley.
W. Haley. Happy birthday up in this thing. Haley. Haley loves subway, huh? Subway is
good. Chat, y'all like subway? I likes me some subway. Um, you have to draw those for
you. I got you, uh, I got you, uh, with those draws tomorrow. Hey, man, I got you.
Thank you. Happy birthday to appreciate that Abigail W Abigail. Appreciate you Abigail.
Uh, hey, case, it's Manon, you've been so out of touch.
I don't know of Manon in my life.
Uh, I didn't know there was anybody named Manon.
Kayla with the TNW, Kayla with the TNW, thank you.
I have never known a Manon.
Why you lying?
Manning. They're not a touch. I fear I don't know a manning. Dude with the five, thank you.
What pronounced Mano LOL? I still don't know a Mano.
Do I know you from somewhere?
What's up?
Johnny with the five.
Oh, it's a reference?
Oh, okay.
Johnny with the five, Caleb with the T and W,
Caleb with the 10, thank you.
I wasn't aware that that right there was a reference.
I
Was not aware
Chattano rocket with a candle today by the way, well I was I guess it's been put out now by my
My fan
But I was rocking with a candle it's it's it's good to it's it's good
It's good, man.
It is focused, please.
Madagascar, vanilla and cedar.
Oddly specific.
But that's what I'm rocking with.
If it would stay lintin.
Strap with the fire.
See, the other side went out when I went to go like this side.
Kira with the five and little or Kira with the T and W Kira with the 10 and little with the five. Thank you.
You know what I mean?
Hopefully, hopefully it'll stay lit.
Gamma Princess with the five, thank you.
Hopefully it'll stay lit this time.
You know what I mean?
Yo, happy 27th birthday, Yvonne. Thank you. Happy 27th birthday.
Cheeky Soul suggests I've ever thought about doing a candy scent.
Oh, I don't know if they have, but I can ask. Yeah, that'd be hard.
Yo top tier turd cutter with the team get the thank you
Casos candle with 500 bits. Sorry. I'll try my best. Thank you
Mano what a thousand bits we literally met at Coachella
Your no, yo Mano. No, we did not I've never been to Coachella. So I couldn't have met you there
It's impossible for me to have met you at Coachella, because I've never been there.
Okay?
Chief ThunderCrab with the 5,000 Biz New Chilling Scares video.
All right.
Bed W.
Chief ThunderCrab.
What is it?
Is it good?
Lies?
Who?
Me?
I'm not lying.
I ain't never been to Coachella in my life.
I don't even know what that is.
What even is Coachella?
Like a music thing?
So you mean to tell me you're from the band Cat's Eye and I met you there.
Yeah, okay buddy, yeah, okay, okay, man-o.
What?
First it was Momo from Twice in here and now apparently it's Man-O from Cat's Eye
here and I met you at Coachella when I ain't never been to Coachella.
Okay, something's not adding up. Talk to your third cutter with another five gift
that thank you. Yo, Sarah with a thousand bits. High case a few months ago you
gave me the advice that I should then shouldn't but actually should get
married and moving with my boyfriend I'm happy we decided to then not to but
got engaged yesterday we're moving in together next month thank you yo W. Sarah
congratulations hope everything goes well W. Sarah thank you Sarah yo Dr.
with a thousand bits.
In case great news, our team won tonight.
What team?
Oh, you was in a cooking competition called Chefs of Steel.
My dish was a poblano pepper stuff with oaxa cheese and some garlic powder and dredged in
chocolate funnel cake batter and deep fried.
Many thanks for the Mr. Pickle for the words of wisdom.
See some would say y'all won that competition because of the pickle.
You know financial with a thousand bits are fine a cool. I'm so high for
S and box to come out this week
Your height for what to come out s and box I
Can't wait to be released soon
is that a game? What is that?
Sandbox! Top tier turd cutter with another 10 gifted. Thank you top tier turd cutter with another 10 gifted. Thank you Diamond W. Diamond with the 500 bit.
Oh
Yeah, I've heard that appreciate you tweaking. Thank you. Yeah, I thought about that preset you tweak it W tweak it
But anyway, as I was saying
I've never been to see this right here why you line
Tell you
No, I did not.
No I did not do that.
There would be footage of me there.
No, I didn't, bro.
My Canada went out again!
I do not remember that joke.
For all the places for me to go,
it wouldn't be no Coachella.
Milkman with the fire.
Unless they have some Willie Nelson playing there, then I would have showed up.
I'd have been like, sing it Willie.
Sing it Willie.
Sing it.
I want to hear you.
in maybe but otherwise no I just randomly saw somebody type Roman Reigns sucks
where did that come into play
ooh that's a dangerous spot for that candle that's gonna wind up yeah hold up
try this number right here
Will that work?
Please don't go out. It's gonna go out, huh?
Roman Reign does suck. I don't know nothing about wrestling no more.
I know I likes me some Rey Mysterio.
Yo, Lehigh with the five. Thank you, Lehigh with the five.
Yo playtime with 5,000 bits I case my birthday can you come on brother Brandon a goober? I
Sure can
Yo Brandon you're a goober
That wasn't for me by the way, but you're a goober happy birthday playtime. Thank you
Y'all happy birthday Codex as well, thank you Codex I
Think my candle might stay lit and right there
You were in a red quilt.
That's how I know you, line.
I don't wear hoodies when I go out.
If you'd have saw me out, you'd have saw me like a bucket hat
and a t-shirt and some sweat draws.
NHL playoffs.
Man, I don't care nobody knows NHL playoffs.
NHL playoffs. Man, I don't know nothing but no NHL.
NHL.
The penguins just won game five.
What moist critical playing?
The penguins.
A quilt is a skirt.
I wasn't wearing a skirt either.
Golly, thank you very much.
Okay.
got me messed up. I told you I didn't go no Coachella. All right. I didn't go to Coachella.
I didn't go nowhere.
Again.
Unless Willie Nelson was there,
I wouldn't go in there.
I saw you, no you did not.
Where was Coachella even at?
What state?
California? Oh, that's how I know you lied.
The real Slim Shady with the five, thank you. Man, one of my candle lights went out, man.
In the misty moonlight
By the fleeting firelight
You hear me, that's all?
Man, here's the thing, I'm not sacrificing the fan for the candle.
The fan stays on no matter what.
I love Willie Nelson. I do too. Willie Nelson is the goat. Willie Nelson is outstanding.
if you will. What did you just say? I don't know who Willie Nielsen is.
I
All right
Yo happy 22nd birthday me but thank you never me for happy 22nd birthday. Thank you
My dad puffed with Willie Nelson know he did it man
man. Yo, hey, can you hear that?
Tweaking. I got you. I got you to draw tomorrow.
I got to draw some else tomorrow.
Thank you. Tweaking. W. Tweaking. I appreciate you.
Hey, case of my birthday. I got some chicken.
Chimmy. Tom, this for dinner.
Oh, that sounds good.
Yo, happy birthday, Hedge. Thank you.
Happy birthday as well, Codex.
I think I said that already.
Happy birthday again.
You like George straight?
He's got a couple goodens.
But he ain't nowhere near Willie Nelson's level.
First straight got a couple goodens.
But he ain't nowhere near Willie Nelson.
Just gon' say that.
Just gon' throw that out there.
Chris Redfield sucks.
You suck.
You suck loser come back from Chris Redfield sucks you don't lost your mind up in here you ain't
You ain't about to disrespect Chris Redfield on my watch.
Up in this dyke tweaking.
Go say Chris Redfield sucks.
You don't lost your mind.
Tell me my goat sucks.
No, we don't.
Chad is Chris Redfield suck?
No, that's that's the answer.
There's no no point in even don't even answer it.
No, he does not.
I don't know who he is.
That's even worse.
That's even worse than saying he sucks.
Chris Redfield would be the toughest person in this entire stream right now.
Like out of everybody in here, he would be the toughest person in here.
I don't care what y'all say.
I don't care if Brian Shaw, Eddie Hall, half toward Julius Bjornsson was in here.
He's still tougher than everybody.
Redfields will literally dig out.
Are you a food critic?
No.
Because I couldn't do no better.
I couldn't do no better.
Now let's just straight up nasty and I'm like, yeah, that's bad.
Actually, yeah, I am a food critic.
Yeah.
Did you hear about the NFL draft pick who's never played football?
Never.
No, I think I got nothing to do with basketball.
I probably ain't heard about it.
Yo, Madison, what a thousand bits high cases.
I just want to let you know I saw a case that Coach Ellen asked for a picture.
Then he told me to kick rocks, then laugh me out of the stadium.
Bro, that did not happen.
That did not happen.
Yo, yo, case those clown girls, something always going on with big boy Devon.
Who is big boy Devon?
Over the past like year, you don't even talk about big boy Devon going through it again.
What's going on with big boy Devon?
What's going on with Big Boy Gavin?
Look, look, look, look, look, Big Boy Gavin, I see it.
Big boy Devon is sick again.
Big boy Devon survived the winter storm.
Your kind words have helped big boy Devon.
Hey, case, big boy Devon's going through a rough time.
out big boy Devin.
Please shout out big boy Devin. Please shout out big boy Devin. He's eating a
double corner pattern.
I'm not convinced big boy Devon's even real.
Big boy, okay, case big boy Devon is drunk and wants a shout out.
big boy Devon's birthday. Yokey you shout out my pooky Devon, call him big boy Devon.
Hey case my BF Devon says hi, we are being big backs together. Give him a shout out.
Hey, hey, where did big boy Devon come into the scene here?
Where did big boy Devon come into the scene? Oh, this might be right here. Hey, damn!
Whoa!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Whoa!
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
I think this is pre-Devon here because I'm not seeing no Devon messages.
Okay. Okay.
So this is pre-Devon era.
Where did Devon come from?
You know what?
I'm not sure where Devon came from.
You're my fav chip big boy.
Oh Lord, I'm going too far, I've went too far back, I should have stopped.
Oh my lord have mercy!
Well, it's too late now.
Hey, it's too late now.
Yeah, I guess so.
That had to be before big boy Devin right there.
That was pre big boy Devin.
What is this in my ear get this out my ear right now?
I get Chad we should have quit looking, huh?
We really should have quit looking a while ago, you know what now I'm going back farther
Lord
Lord.
Oh Lord.
Foot reveal.
Hey, Big Boy Devin came through though.
I'm glad you got Big Boy Devin now.
Tell Big Boy Devin I hope he's doing good.
But I do have to ask though.
Big Boy Devin, all right?
Because it looks like you're coming through talking about Big Boy Devin.
He's another shout out.
I hope Big Boy Devin's doing good.
Okay. I'm sure you're probably traumatized because you haven't typed since that right there. I'm sorry.
It had to be done though.
Okay, say anything about the storms near you. Yeah, I'm cooked. It's bad. It's actually bad.
Tonight and tomorrow, Arkansas is fried. So you know what happens.
So you know what happens if all of a sudden it just cuts out.
I saw there was tornadoes in Arkansas.
Your name is Chris Redfields, you's napkin.
I did not know you were a weather expert.
But that's cool.
I miss my pooky porky mountain.
Man, what ever happened to porky mountain, dude?
What ever happened to porky mountain?
mountain had potential to be like another member of the fall guys era.
High case, can you give a shout out to the fish at my job? His name is Gibby.
I'm about to start smoking cigarettes, bro.
Should I do it?
My mom said I shouldn't do it, but I'm thinking about it.
I'd make a good, I'd make a good cigarette smoker like an old Western or something.
Remember that Western action I did?
Y'all remember that?
Y'all remember that Western scene I did?
I'm gonna hit y'all another Western scene.
You ready?
I'm gonna hit y'all another Western.
I'll see you around these parks too often.
You from armadillo?
You know, most of the fellas that come around here from armadillo, they cause all kinds of
trouble around here.
I just want you to know something.
cause any trouble around here. There's gonna be consequences. You
understand me? And don't be thinking, hey, don't be thinking
I'm some joke, Mr. You hear?
Because I handle my business, buddy.
Then I hit him with the
the quickest draw in the West
that I blow his head smooth off his shoulders.
And then he's dead and gone.
That's what I do.
They call me the Western man
Because I'm the Western man y'all mess with that
Can I drive from our college homework I need you doing expression. Yeah, I got you
Man somebody bring that porky mountain maybe want to go for another dog I
Wouldn't go and play today, but you know what I'm like, you know what yet? I remind me. I want to get a dog today. I
do
I want
I can't put them down. Hey, I can't put them down. I'm trying to
I'm trying to put them down. I can't put them down. Can't put them cigarettes down
Who would win in a standoff case or Clint Eastwood? Me, because I'm from the West. I'm a cowboy.
I'm a certified cowboy. You hear me? Certified. Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboy.
Don't let them pick guitars and ride in mold trucks.
Let them be doctors and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your baby grow up to be cowboys.
Yeah!
Case, please don't ever buy the Indian Butter Chicken from Walmart.
I'm going to transcend on the toilet and I think I see angels coming for me.
Please help.
Well,
you shouldn't have bought it from Walmart.
I've heard that butter chicken's good though.
I've heard that butter chicken's real good.
I've heard.
Hey, you know, sometimes you try something new that you're hoping will be good and sometimes
it backfires.
here. That's just life. There ain't nothing you can do about it. At the end of the day,
at the end of the day now,
at least you try. Hot dog already got a hot dog. Not a hot dog, that's a taco.
I already got a hot dog anyway.
This eye.
Shrek 1 or Shrek 2.
It's hard to beat the OG Shrek man.
All the, a lot of the Shreks are good, not all of them, but a lot of them are good.
It's hard to beat.
Do Shrek 1 carry so many memories with it?
I swear Shrek 1 is really good.
Shrek 2 is really good too, but Shrek 1
is just something about it, man.
Donkey and Shrek meeting, them traveling to the palace,
them arguing, the singing scene with Fiona
where she sung so high.
It blew up that bird and it was cooking that egg.
But Shrek 2?
Great too.
Absolutely great.
But something about Shrek 1, man.
It's like the OG.
Shrek 1?
I remember when I was a kid, bro.
I thought all the nights in Shrek 1 looked really cool.
I was like, man, I want one of them helmets when I grow up.
I was like, man, I want to be one of them nights
when I grow up, man.
Them things look cool.
I want to be a knight with a sword and run out and die.
But we're past that now.
There ain't really knights like there used to be.
But I swear, bro, when I was a kid,
I thought them things was cool.
They still cool.
Y'all appreciate that color, W color,
appreciate your color.
Thank you, happy birthday as well, Tyler.
Thank you, man.
Can we watch Shrek on stream?
No, but if we could, I would boot it up.
Trust me, I've watched the whole Shrek movie on stream.
100% would.
You gotta beat!
I thought the fan was gonna- I'm not making it.
I ain't making a big deal.
Get into my suffering, please!
I made it anyway.
I made it anyway!
We're gonna gel it for the time thank you!
Mama's gonna let you baby throw up to see cowboys.
Cause there's never an old man that are always alone.
Even when someone ain't a little mama's gonna let you baby throw up to see cowboys.
Don't let them pick the cars and ride a boat, bro.
Let them be doctors and lawyers and such.
I hate this level so bad.
I hate it.
I hate this level right here.
I hate everything, I hate everything, I hate everybody.
I
Oh
Man just
Just end it.
Ah!
This levels for losers.
Oh my goodness.
How come Goobers way back to Air Steel?
Are we good?
Are we gonna be good if they didn't wait?
What are you doing?
Stop biting the Sharpie.
Do you want to consume micro plastic?
Yes, I do.
Arrow underscore queso spooky.
Yes, I do to answer your question.
Yes, I do.
Apple watermelon apple apple watermelon banana way over
No, Apple Watermelon Banana, great.
Apple Watermelon Banana, great.
Apple Watermelon Banana,
please.
Banana Watermelon, great.
Apple.
Banana, great.
Uh-oh.
Cherry Banana, great.
is
Yeah!
Move it with the TNT!
All like this, but I like the style right here.
I like this. I like this. I like this right here.
There's an at dead of night to teaser. What?
No!
Have you seen the black flag we're not sure I have, but I'm very confident it's gonna
get messed up.
I have no confidence in it at all.
I really don't.
We'll see though.
You be solved exactly.
Be sure they will find a way
You just hate to see that
Do you have any tips for the Elden Ring DLC
Good luck.
All right, good luck and you better pull up a Wikipedia on it so you know where to go.
That's the Elden Ring experience, buddy.
You want to play Elden Ring?
Oh, you better pull up a Wikipedia page.
I mean, I'm trying to get this.
Well, you actually got to go get four other items before you can get this thing to make
this thing so but you don't know where that is.
So you go have to Google where to go and get those and then you can get that item and
then when you get that item and create the weapon you wanted to it sucks anyway.
Welcome to it Bubba.
But it's fun.
Yeah, I'm not hating on Elnam ring or nothing. Wow, that was a quickest load session ever
Now I ain't no blood boring now don't get it twisted and ain't no blood boring
I'm crazy.
The other ring's better than Bloodborne.
You're smoking every drug ever created.
You're smoking every drug ever.
Truly.
No, get out of here.
No, get out of here, Elden Ring is not clear Bloodborne, get out of here right now.
You done lost your mind, dude.
You actually done lost your mind.
I didn't like Bloodborne, so I shouldn't play Elden Ring then?
No, Elden Ring is like five, like ten times easier than Bloodborne, so you should be good.
Matter of fact, Elden Ring is the easiest Souls game, so if you wanted to play one,
you might as well play it.
No, Joe. Like, actually.
If you ain't never played a Souls game,
you're-you're-you go ahead and start with the-with Elden Ring.
Can you quit the- Yes, I quit the final boss, Radon, that I got to in 12 hours in a DLC,
and then guess what they get after I quit them?
They nerfed them.
And I was getting close to beating pre-nerf promise console Radon, which was the most
broken boss fight, not only in Souls game history, but the history of video games
ever.
You know, if you tried to fight the final boss of the Elden Ring DLC before they nerfed it
was the most ridiculous experience of your life.
And I'm not talking about you doobers that go in there slaying in magic, but like, oh,
that was easy.
I killed him first trial with their shooting lightning bolts, and I'll talk about it for
real when they're caught.
Because half of all doobers going in there were magic talking about, oh, it was easy.
Now, I mean, they're couch, but you can't say it was easy.
Now, I'm not hanging on if you use magic.
You use magic in them games, it's fine.
But don't go around saying a boss is easy when you play a whole other game.
All them dudes, they use magic.
They're like, well, that boss was easy.
Why didn't you struggle so hard?
And then they show you how they do what they load in.
Soul Lightening boss you never get hit no duh
Magic's not fun nice fun. If you were to get to a soul game without too much trouble
Go Magic build
Not gonna lie, and I don't blame you
I don't blame you.
old farmer cuz I am buddy you knew here
that was so tough and you know it
Oh
Why are you smoking? I'm not. It's a Sharpie.
Cause I'm sharp.
I'm cool with this.
This is the most stressful finals now right here.
I got a good feeling.
I got a good feeling look at this game following me actual
Not like this.
Well, that was a close call.
I'm dead.
Oh there was no way to go man!
Nordic Arrow 100% wins by the way.
I can guarantee you this individual right here is winning.
Told ya.
I told you. The top three players in the world right now are me, Flippi and Nordic Arrow.
Those are the top three in the world right now. That's how I knew Nordic Arrow was going
to win it. That's how I just learned how I knew. I've seen it. I'm like, oh, there
it is. It's as good as done. Oh yeah, Lerman. Yeah, Lerman. There. My Lerman's number
I'm number two
Flippies number three and Nordic arrows like number four or something like that
Yeah
Meku would probably put Meku with five Meku can't go above me though
Or else your your payroll would be dampened
You get paid good money being the shooter general, don't you?
Don't you?
You get paid good money being the shooter general.
Payroll, yeah.
Yeah, me could get paid.
Ain't that right?
Go ahead and kill him, Miku.
Yup, so do.
What's the ends with the team?
A whopper would hit right now?
A whopper?
Whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper.
Something.
And BK.
Have it your way.
First one to pipe, unlock.
First one to pipe, again unlock.
What you mean hashtag add?
That was not an ad.
I'll give you an ad.
Head over to CCs to get you a large mac and queso pizza.
Use a discount code kitty.
You can get it for 899 for a large.
Large piece of 899.
Showdown.
Did you see that kick right there dude?
You got a tornado warning in Arkansas?
Yeah I thought so.
I'm straight into the middle of a hurricane!
She hit me like a hurricane She hit me like a hurricane
She hit me like a hurricane She hit me categorically
With a smile, blew me away,
Jail in A, but midnight, she done kicked me.
I'm about to pass out.
I gotta stop.
I gotta quit all that hootin' and holler.
Oh
The A's giving you A's, what is it now behind?
Give me like a hurricane
Then you rode in with your hair in a wind baby with that horn in
I was doing alright but just yo sad had my heart softened or was it?
Oh lord not volleyball!
That should be me versus me, who I'ma lose.
Oh no!
Ain't no way you can spike it!
Ah!
Bro, come on, man.
Oh yeah!
Come on, baby!
You gotta be kidding me!
I'm an idiot for that I saw I saw so
Oh, man, man, is he with the
five W? Is he with the five?
Wait, let's see if Miku wins this.
What a prediction on Miku.
Let's see if Miku wins if she
stayed.
Hold up.
I'm Miku.
Uh-oh, Lerman and Flippi's in
here.
It's gonna be tough.
Me who gets stream sniped.
Jack.
Lerman and uh, Flippi's in here.
Oh that's big Lerman right there.
This is where the number one spot in the world.
It's a competitive match!
Good play!
Oh, there's no floor down there.
Cause this loser over there is just running over all of them.
What a nerd man.
Wait, this is wonderful for Miku here.
Wait, this is wonderful! Miku's gonna win!
Miku's gonna win!
Me too, what it?
Get me to go to the bottom floor!
I'm around one more.
Hey, hey.
That's the shooter general right there, chat. Ain't nothing else to say about it.
That's the shooter general right there. Hey, that's the general. 877 cash now. You
know what I mean? No, that's not the general. That's JG Wentworth or something.
I don't know the general though. Whatever the commercial is. Something like that.
my fault man my fault my bad not JG Wentworth bruh
hey that was some aura right there though now guess who's turn it is your
No boys.
Good night, Ks, my sidecatchers don't want me staying up late no more.
Will you send me their card?
I got something to say about that.
You give me their number, I got something to say.
We about to handle this.
We don't handle this right now!
Don't take these weirdos off of me!
Yeah, they're bad because I said hippo is clear and they do hippo is easily clear.
Hippo versus a rhino not even close hippo absolutely destroys a rhino.
Fins with the 20 gift and W fins with the 20 gift and oh my good
W fins with the 20 and said 10,000 bits W fins with the 10,000 bits
Who said where's my star force BC at you could have bought one with that?
Use a discount okay, so
W fans don't appreciate that fans that ship W fans man
What a case so clown girl say by the way those messages were the old me lol
I've moved on and have grown I believe you
That's the speaking of strength that's all from strength to
But they made that song for sweat
That was the craziest that was crazy
No, they did not.
You know I'm joking.
I'm with no doubt winning this game, it's too late.
You know another song was in Shrek that was goaded. I need a hero by fro-frow or fro-frow
or fro-frow. Fro-frow. Big booty Latina Jess with the 5 gifted. Thank you. I'm good at
This one.
Yeah, emma can heat.
Emma can heat.
Yup.
Woo!
Oh my bubbles, man!
EAT MY ABOVE!
you
You
That's it for my ass game, yes.
Yep.
No!
Me too, Carl.
No! Me too! Oh man!
You are me!
You are not Arthur!
Oh
You are not
No, you are not
Okay, no, you ain't
I know if it was last one I know if it was last one it is the last one for real right here
No joke. It's the last one. I'm gonna do one more on everything. I love this last one winner lose no joke for real serious
No joke. I'm for real ski right now. I'm dead serious for real
Y'all like my little chant though
Chat young y'all like my little chant Roy with the fire
Ah
That was clean
That was clean did you like my chain?
Fins with the 10,000 bits I bought your PC on StarFords like three weeks ago. Oh man, you got scammed big dog. I
Don't know where that thing is that thing gone
It's gone.
You might leave the a that's gotta be like the shipping company though
That's gotta be like the shipping company. It's gotta be
Servient with the fire
You're about to take that up with
Finish
Now it'll be there did you get the kitty one
This is my game.
This is the one I win. Look at this new tank right here. I've been in this by the way.
Oh my goodness.
I can still make it because I'm tech like that.
the hippo didn't make it i'm sorry big fan i like hippos
Big fan of hippos.
Big fan.
My girlfriend, Jayla, is watching you depreciating.
If you said hello, you ain't got no girlfriend, but what's good, Jayla?
I hope you do and do that
Thank you for the down to this play
I'm not here to tear my girlfriend water!
Oh, no you don't!
Get your filthy hands off me!
Don't watch him with my boyfriend, no you ain't Caitlyn.
You see me jump down, I'm crazy.
Why is everything getting shot at me by the way? You see that?
I'm watching by myself. Oh, we already knew that Chris Redfields used napkin. We knew that already.
And that's all right?
That's all right.
That's okay.
That's called the go outside of the ring and jump on the platform deck.
I was playing with it.
Walking to the restaurant.
Oh, dubbing the viewer.
I just witnessed somebody lose their life right in front of me.
That I'm not okay, I just saw it.
This is my chance, this is my chance.
saw a case so from the Denver Nuggets game.
No, by the way, the Denver Nuggets are in shambles dog.
Don't take even Chinzo messes Achilles up and Anthony Edwards messes me up and they
They still got blowed out.
Bad.
That's bad.
Joker sold, nah he doesn't have anybody else on the team.
It ain't going to hurt!
Jamal, very good, but after that what is it?
Ow!
I'm doing a little bit of chat forever.
Oh, tg, I ain't surviving this.
Pistons falling off man, a piston for me and fellow!
No!
PLEASE!
I
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Oh, my God.
That's why I'm talking about it for a minute there I thought I was never gonna get a win
again. Sharp pain in the left side of my chest. GG. No, it's all good. I was like way over here.
It's like it's like over here. You get harsh like up in here pretty much like something like this
way over here. I'm good. Plus I did chest day today. I did some flat bench. I did some incline
dumbbell flies and then I did some peck day and then I did some uh some slow
crushes along with it that's why I had a sharp pain in my chest
let me see this prediction
to be careful big tornadoes south of mountain to you.
Oh!
Oh, yeah, it's over with G G ski man, I don't want no tornado
Man, I don't want no tornado man
Bro got doxxed bro Mount views at the top of Arkansas
What did you just say to me?
Thanks for everything.
What is that supposed to mean?
Tornado ain't gonna do that to me.
I'm gonna go outside and start shooting at it.
Tornado, I see a tornado.
Come up and go outside and just start shooting.
We're like, oh, I'm at the wrong house.
I'm gonna let me turn it off.
I just just start shooting.
It's like, oh, I'm at the wrong house.
I'm gonna let me turn around.
Like, yeah, that's right.
I'll be like, yeah, that's right.
You better turn around.
Oh my goodness.
I cannot believe Harry oiled up bodybuilder voted yes.
This is actually the craziest moment
my life right here. This is the pinnacle of life. That's unbelievable. Why would you have
voted yes? What possessed you to vote yes? You're never supposed to vote yes. Yo, Harry
Oh, Harry oiled up bodybuilder. That's absolutely insane. Yo, Harry oiled up bodybuilder. How many channel points you got if I can ever find your chat? Yo, hey, don't worry. Have you kept what you got? I'm locked in looking at it and looking for a name right now.
If one of my mod scenes that sees it before me, can you pin it?
Did he say something?
How?
I mean, I know you had to have a crazy amount, but I don't know how you're holding on to
that many when you always lose 250k on doubting, but I guess it makes sense because you're
probably hitting a lot too.
Wow. Yo, Cloudy, how many of you got? Is Cloudy in here?
Is Cloudy in here?
in here. User is abstract. Why would you change your name, Cloudy? Did you want to lose all of your aura?
Wait, is Cloudy even in here?
I'll never notice another one of your chats again cloudy you literally sold so bad oh my goodness you
actually lost all of your aura that's unbelievable I'll never see another one of your chats again
It's it is so over.
Is this you?
Cloudy, is this you?
Why did you change your name?
Some people just ain't meant to have aura, man.
Some people have aura handed to them
they just mess it up. What a fall from grace.
Yo, you get you some aura. You got to keep it.
Is there something going on here? Cause I got a message on bits yesterday.
I think I read it said there is some secret anti shooter society gambling ring
and fall guys and you're a part of it. Is that why you changed your name?
What do you mean, uh, no?
New phase of what?
So you ain't never going to change your name back to Cloudy again.
You had aura, cloudy, and now I don't even know what you type in here.
Someone's going to steal it now.
Yeah, now somebody?
No, it's over.
You don't understand.
It's already stolen.
There's going to be five gifted any second now with your name.
And now they ain't going to forget it's already, I can guarantee you,
Within two minutes, within two minutes,
somebody's gonna give salt with county as the name.
I bet my bottom dollar.
Watch.
I know how this works.
Watch.
Give him a second.
I'm going to give it to you.
Ben this other group that just gifted five, you interrupted my order moment.
Thank you fans for the five and A-Bow with the five.
Yo appreciate that rate, call it a W rate.
You just say?
Case I have to go to bed.
In your wildest dreams you have to go to bed.
I don't know who you think you're talking to.
In your dreams you're going to bed.
Respectable cake with the five.
You know what's crazy chat?
I actually had the chance to get the name case O without the underscore, but I didn't do it.
Pick with the five.
I had the chance to get the name case O without the underscore, but I didn't.
Why?
Because something bad would have happened if I'd have done that.
Can't explain it.
Purple with the fire.
By case I have to leave stream to play water park simulator.
Matter of fact I'll open the door for you.
Peace.
You got lucky, cloudy.
Nobody did it.
I still don't understand why you would change your name.
I don't understand why.
But you know what, you want to change your name, Glee's with the five.
All right, whatever, whatever.
Sad day.
Also, hold up!
Wait a minute, before I get spooktime real quick, why didn't you want your new name to be exposed?
Why not?
What are you hiding?
So survivor with the five gifted. What does that mean?
No answer the question
Wow
There it is! I told you! It ain't the same one when it's close enough!
with the five. Thank you to with the 10. Thank you. Don't give you a loopy two.
Well,
you're trying. You know what? You want a fresh start? Look, there it is again.
Look, look, there it is again. Look,
Look, look at that right there.
There it is again.
Again.
Bliss with the five, thank you.
But you know what time it is now, don't you?
I thank you, no.
I
Think you know
What time it is
Well, if you don't you should okay
Cuz it's
What time?
Spooky time.
Oh, this looks like it's gonna be good.
Hello?
This looks like it's gonna be good.
Hold up!
The reviews for it was good too.
you
in the evening, and probably will be right.
And the waitress is practicing politics,
as the businessmen slowly get stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a treat, they call them liars.
But it's better than drinking alone
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song, tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody.
You gotta feel that, all right.
I hope you got you a daffion.
Cause it's spooky time, buddy.
I hope you got you a daffion.
Do you play harmonica?
Yeah, I actually do. I don't have one in here though.
I remember I used to be nasty on that harmonica.
Y'all remember that?
Who remembers the harmonica days?
I ain't got one in here right now though.
I was actually good on the harmonica.
I could for real play one.
It's gone, man.
It's gone.
Yep.
Hey, it's gone.
You're gonna get it. Yo,
appreciate you. If you shout out,
you're honest. Thank you. Lock
in. The name of this game is.
It's not on the screen and I
It's a coincidence is that's the name of the game coincidences
Graphics no you already know the drill
You already know the drill the sensitivity started out pretty
Pretty small, so I'm gonna go ahead and say that that might be all right
face cam a little bit out of whack boom I'm back yo all right coincidences oh
this kind of cinema hold up where we going the landlady she raised my rent
almost twice I could barely pay before now there's no chance I should have had
a few nice words for her before leaving. It ain't even worth it. At least I got lucky
with a cheap house, though it's far from the city. Practically in the woods and the landlord
is a bit odd still at that price. I'm not complaining. Yeah. I even found a job at
the local shop as a cashier though but I hope it's temporary well I'm sorry to
hear that check the tornado no I've seen it it's GG for you boy
looks like I came to the right address hey you need some new headlights on this
thing this I need to grab my things put on the flashlight and head out okay
Okay, cool. Thank you.
You know what's crazy? The sensitivity is still too high even right here.
I appreciate it for trying to pre-fire it though.
Whiskey with the five.
Do something like that right there.
There we go.
We got a light.
We got our briefcase.
And we're heading inside to our new house.
Tara with the tin. Thank you, Tara.
Oh my goodness, it is dark with no flashlight.
The landlord said the door would be open,
and that the key is on the hallway table.
Well, I don't like that the crib's already open.
Is there somebody sitting right here?
Oh, it's just a rubber duck on top of a tree stone.
L flashlight, you know what's crazy? This is actually a good flashlight considering it looks like this without it
I'm Halima with the five gifted. I'm Halima golly W. Reference
Yo Gabba with the five, thank you
I'm Halima! Godly she's annoying! We know you're Halima! Anyway, I got this big old
giant house for cheap rent. How? Oh, I can carry the donkey? Oh! Oh, I can't carry it.
I can just pick it up. All right, let's go in the house. How was this big
John House cheap rent.
Obi with the five.
We're about to probably see why it was so cheap.
What? She said it was open.
Looks like there's another entrance here.
Where I'm sleeping in the car.
Hold on, bro.
She said, or he said, I can't remember
that it was open.
Cloudy with a chance of K so with the five and so field with the five. Thank you
Water Park sim has new updates. Yeah, I was actually thinking about jumping back on that game here
So they're taking a new updates because apparently there's been a lot of people saying
All the manager want to revisit the goobledoo see how everything's holding together
They hate to see me come on boss. Hey
the boss coming back through be on your best behavior oh yeah no see I know why it was cheat
now because it's insanely creepy at least 10 people's died in this house chat they said
it was open like the front door was open and the key was in the entrance somewhere that's
That's what they said.
So why am I running around going to Timbuktu, trying to get in my house?
There's a second entrance and it opened.
Okay, first glaring obvious thing is that it is insanely dark in here.
So, is there a light switch?
Yeah, you know, I'm good.
I appreciate the cheap rent here.
I really do, but I think I'm gonna pass.
Please tell me it works.
You gotta be kidding me.
It's telling me to take the key from the side table.
I can barely see that.
I'm assuming that's gonna be by the front door.
So let me walk up here.
Does this work?
know. Okay. Take the key from the side table. There it is. Got it. Here's the key. Now I
need to turn on the power. Oh, thank you. The breaker somewhere outside. All right,
let's go do that. I'm gonna check around this side of the house. Chad is dark. Would
you live here? Say it was a hundred dollars a month. You live in here? Here's the power.
Now I can go to bed. Wait, hold on a minute. We need to see what the place is looking like
before we just go straight to bed. I'm about to check every room in this house before
I go straight to bed because this thing is huge.
Ah!
Well, that's a good start.
Don't leave that door open. That's not like me.
Well,
K off with the five.
First things first,
I am turning on every light in this house, buddy.
I just hang them straight up and there better not be no locked doors in here either
All right bathroom kind of cozy not gonna lie this bathroom is kind of cozy
I kind of miss what I like a little dolphin
Little dolphin shark and that's cool. All right
Yeah, I don't know about this place living here by myself
big old three-story house. I mean, all right, let's keep searching. Recap, I was on the toilet. Our
land lady kicked us out of our other house or she raised a rent. So we found another house out
in the middle of the woods and it's this big old house and apparently it's a low wind. Hey,
Hey, we got some self-defense in here now.
What is this, half sword?
This staircase actually could not be creepier, by the way.
It could not be creepier.
That is unreal.
Wow.
I do not like this.
It's so quiet, too.
Why is that broken?
Oh, no, what is this house?
What room is this, like a little bedroom?
So this is the room I'm going to sleep in, huh?
Could be worse, I guess.
Search the rest of the rooms
Okay, what room is this? Oh, it's like a little painting room. Oh
That's cool. Oh, there's darts to somebody missed
Alrighty ooh, what is that I'm about to claim that is mine and steal it and sell it. That's kind of hard
Hey, that low key don't even look like AI either.
So I drew that?
I can't even tell.
I drew it, Cap.
How dare you try to steal someone's work like that?
I would never do that.
Did I search every room in the house chat?
I think I did.
I think I looked at every room.
Did I miss one downstairs?
Basement?
No, we're just going to pretend like this house doesn't
have a basement.
Let's just go to bed.
Let's go to bed.
We ain't got no box fan or nothing, dude.
It's about to be wearing no way I'm going to get no sleep.
That was really aggressive you sleeping with pants and boots on yo that picture is creepy
Seems like slept well I need to quickly put my things away look around the room and head
to work
Wait is it morning time?
Did we we made it through the night?
Some kind of book
Okay
It's only to grab my thing May 20th
I finally moved in the house turned out to be better than I expected for this kind of money
It's not that what it's nice that work is close and after the argument living separately feels like a breath of fresh air
I hope I don't go too crazy from boredom and loneliness May 23rd. So this is the previous tenant
May 23rd today, I feel kind of strange the house seems cozy, but it feels like something's off here
Maybe I'm just not used to being alone yet, but I can't shake the feeling that someone's watching me
I need to stop watching horror movies at night or my imagination is starting to work over time
May 24th a day later
must call an electrician there are some problems with the electricity in the
house from time to time well that's not a good sign for us all right how do I
close it who's notes are these it's very similar to my situation looks like the
previous tenant left their journal here all right what else do I need to grab
from in here okay we're putting our stuff in here bet great now I can go to
work what do you mean great great you can go to great huh hey who turned these
lights off did you do in the middle of the night or something because I did not
have anything to do with this is that my car
Chat, I know it's y'all's worst nightmare, but just calm down, it'll be okay.
Some people gotta go to WORK, JOB, WORK JOB!
Have to chat and just die, I'm sorry.
My bad.
But we're going to work.
First night was uneventful though, thankfully, and surprisingly, nothing popped off.
we go. Good one, pal. Good one. Off to work we go. Is this where I work? Finally, the shift
is over. Oh, we got to skip the bad part. The manager left me some kind of note in the
office I should check it. Manager left me a note in the office for what? That's not the
office. Am I getting fired on my first day? This looks like the office and this looks
like a note. Congratulations on your first day on the job. Before you leave,
complete the following tasks. Pick up any trash from the sales floor. Empty the
bins in the office restroom and the main entrance from the street. And take the
garbage to the dumpster behind the store. Are you serious man? The people in the
next shift can't get it? Lock all exterior doors of the store. Turn off
all the lights there are three switches in the office flip them all well looks
like I can't just go straight home
all right let's just do it we gotta do we gotta do chat we got to pay them
bills somehow let's pick up the trash there's one see that ain't too bad
kind of easy all right boom there's another one lights do that sometimes it
ain't cuz nothing creepy is going on the lights just do that sometimes not that I
know that cuz this is my first day working here but for my sake I'm going
to assume that they do that from time to time looks clean I still need to
collect trash from the bins and take it to the dumpster. All right so there was
one in the bathroom, there it is, boop!
The store's closed I'm not staying either
No, I dropped by to give Stanley is 20 bucks. Oh, yeah, I'm staying
Have you seen him? No, I was playing my name Stan. Yeah, that's me. I'll take that 20
Wait who was Stanley us me
Stanley's a buddy of mine. He works here. Beared in a green cap. Sometimes I drop out
of chat with him. Yeah, that's me. Can I get that 20 bucks? It's my first day, but I haven't
heard of Stanley and I haven't seen anyone in a green cap. Maybe he quit. Unlikely.
far as I know he moved somewhere nearby wasn't planning to quit but I haven't
seen him for a week well all right I won't keep you I'm off thank you sir
look at this
Big doll.
Yo.
Yo, he's creepy, but I anyway, let me enter the trash bins trash cans.
What do you say, Ben or can I say trash can like a I gotta go throw this in the trash
can. Ben just it seems like I'd be going out of my way to say it. What room is this? Oh that's
the back. Hold up. Should I go out there yet? Wait a minute. All right. Two more.
Yo can we close this door by the way? All right. Maybe the last one's in the office. I can't
I can't remember what it said.
Yeah, last one's in here.
There we go.
Trash is collected.
Now I need to take it to the dumpster behind the store.
Yeah, that should be easy for us.
Just say trash.
Why add more words?
Yeah, I say that too like you don't throw it in the trash.
But if you have to label it something,
I would say can over bin.
Somebody, oh my goodness!
Yo!
He can chain me up in his garage.
Oh, okay.
I should've done that.
All right, that's done.
Now I need to lock all the exterior doors of the store, leaving only the back one for
exit.
Got it.
All right, let's lock every door here.
Locked.
Locked in.
Locked.
Do I get to go home now?
Is that every door locked?
I feel like it is.
Do the three lights. Yeah, but it didn't update it. So I guess I'll go ahead and do that.
No, I can't do it yet. Oh, here's one. Okay, got it.
Somebody was speaking. That doesn't surprise me.
GG.
Finally done with everything. Let's get out of here.
We're overreacting, relax, we're actually overreacting, we're just in a store by ourselves
at night and it's dark.
chill there's nothing going wrong it's just just we're just chilling I'm gonna go grab my groceries
and I'm gonna take him to the car and I'm gonna go home to a creepy house
where's my groceries at I don't see them
Oh, there they are.
I'm getting out of here right now.
Who is that?
They just ran around the- they just ran around-
I can't get up.
You better let me out of here right now.
Kitty?
Please don't jump scare me, I've been good.
I didn't lock the door.
We made it. We're good. everybody relaxed. Yay. We're back home to not a cozy house
at all. Honestly, working at the store has its perks. At least I could buy groceries cheaper.
Hey, yeah, hey, you know.
This man out here streaming with tornadoes on the ground.
Yeah, you know me.
All right, let's get in the house.
I'm getting hungry. I need to cook something for dinner.
Chat, why's my flashlight doing this?
Did I not lock the door before we left?
Looks like the flashlight batteries are running low.
All right, I'll deal with it later.
Well, big dog, if you didn't move into a house from 1605,
you wouldn't need a flashlight.
Like, let's be real here.
Hello?
Hello, this is Lester.
You're a landlord.
Oh, what's good, Lester?
How are you feeling, everything all right?
No, this place is crazy.
I want to get out of here.
Hello, yeah, everything's fine.
I just got back from work.
Are you there alone?
No, I got eight bodybuilders living with me.
Remember, I told you to bring guests
and not talk about the house or the price.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I remember your request.
I didn't invite anyone.
I live alone.
buddy this dude's gonna kill us why is it so important no one ever went so cheap
i just heard something scuttled across the floor
i don't want to deal with taxes and paperwork what difference does it make
anyway you won't find anything better for this price
All right, don't worry. I won't tell anyone. By the way, what's with the electricity in
the house? Why is it acting up? I just heard something scuttled across the floor. No,
Joe. A minute ago, the house is old. The wiring acts up. Don't pay attention to it.
if you need anything look in the pantry all right bye I do not like this guy the
clock's moving backwards
what all right I don't want to think about anything I need to make dinner
Bro, I heard something scuttling across the floor and it sounded like a man eating spider.
I'm not gonna lie, it sounded big.
Can I turn this light on please?
I need every light in this house on like now.
I hate this house!
Chad, I hate this house!
I don't care how cheap the radio is, I want out of here, bro!
Like I want out of here
Dude there's something in here I heard something
Dude, it's creepy in here.
Vegetables are laid out and now I need to cut them and put them in a pan.
Well, this game isn't realistic.
Oh, bro, why can I look all the way behind me here?
Why are they, why are they letting me look all the way behind me?
Oh, I can still move too.
If the lights go out right now, bro, I...
Dude!
Dude, this is terrible!
I can't stay here, I can't live here.
Close the door, you're right.
Okay.
Big dog, how many slices we doing here?
Dude, I swear if there's a giant spider in this game, I can't do it.
Why would it be a spider?
Why?
It wouldn't be.
Yo, why is it so creepy, man?
Dude, the door open.
I would literally rather live in the car.
I want, I want, I would rather live in the car.
I do not want to be in this house, bro.
Dude, I'm going to tweak.
Dude, I'm going to tweak, bro.
Don't watch him opening the door.
Please.
I'm going to tweak.
Stop!
Da-da-da-da-da, quit playing with me, bro!
Bro! Bro, stop playing with me, bro!
Please!
Just let me drop my vegetables in peace.
No, no, no.
I'm so scared.
I
I just saw something in the window when everything I love I did I just saw something in the window everything I love I did I'm dead serious I
Need to see what that was somebody click I need to see what that was. I don't see what that was
I want to see what that was. I just saw something in the window. I'm about to play in this game
I'm actually about to puke this has to stop what this is like actually like
horrifying I do
I
Don't know what it is, but there's something there bro. I don't know what it was. I can't tell that I don't know what it is, dude
Dude.
Bro.
Yo, there's been some scary, scary games this year, dude.
Like this is insane.
I'm not even going to bother closing the door no more, bro.
I'm not even going to bother.
dude dude what is this is so creepy the lack of ambient noise makes it even creepier dude
Oh, hurry up, hurry up, dude.
We ain't got a radio in here.
You can't turn like a radio or something, bro.
Just get some kind of vibes going.
This is ridiculous, man.
I saw somebody, there was somebody there, the only thing I loved, there was somebody right there.
I see who was opening it. I see him.
I finally saw who's open in the door.
Hurry up, hurry up, dude.
Where are you going here?
They turned like a wild animal.
Just get some kind of hobs going.
This is ridiculous, man.
Look.
Oh, my.
Oh that is terrible bro, that is, that is terrible bro.
Oh my goodness. Dude, I wasn't ready for this game to be this scary.
Chat, tell me the lack of ambient noise doesn't make it ten times scarier. Every time a game
doesn't have ambient noise it is the most unsettled. Oh my goodness, dude.
Well, we see who's opening the door now.
Which makes it even worse.
Is this a joke?
You're killing me.
I can't play this. I can't play this.
Why is that door closed now?
That door was open.
What's discovering? I don't know what it is unless it's
Whoever that was.
Dude, just at this point, man, just close it, bro.
Close it.
There is no circumstance where you're staying at this point.
There is no circumstance.
What is that noise?
You gotta be kidding me.
Oh, you actually gotta be kidding.
All this for some me, dude.
Now I need to cover the pan with a lid.
Turn on the stove and wait for the vegetables to cook.
I should check what's there while the food's cooking.
Chad, this game got my tongue-tongue hurting, bro, for real.
Why is the bathroom door closed now?
I did not do that bro.
What is this?
News
repair of the bridge over the creek has been delayed. The deck was damaged
after heavy rains. Car traffic is closed. Pedestrians may pass detour
via the dirt road. Real estate two story break house for sale at the edge of the
forest, two bedrooms, living room. This is what we're living in, huh?
Wait, this is what...
She was in the window again. She was in the window again. A fuse? Oh, you've got
to be kidding me. Edward and Mary Harper summer 1932. The photo was ancient. The house really
isn't new. You think I could have told you that Buster? Oh, there's batteries for the
flashlight cool now the flashlight is as good as new that's also not a good sign
looks like there's nothing else interesting here dinners ready well
that's interesting it looks like there was all them in a rest
Man, that looks nasty.
I got a scoop.
There we go.
POV, you're at the camp in Red Dead 2.
Food time.
Why am I allowed to look around?
Wow, we're very uh...
Uh, what's the word I'm looking for?
Cleanly.
My eight cleaned everything up.
Now I can go to sleep.
Yeah, a good luck with that, buddy.
I don't think we're going to be able to go to sleep.
Why is that door closed again?
Let's just go straight upstairs chat.
Let's just go.
Oh my goodness dude.
Please turn on the bedroom.
What do you mean check who's knocking?
What do you mean?
What do you mean check?
Check!
Why is that- What is- what is that right there?
Is this a dream?
Oh.
Oh my- Detective!
Good evening, Detective John Reeves, County Department.
I knocked, but you didn't respond.
So I'll let myself in.
Hope you don't mind.
Do you have a warrant?
Good evening, did something happen?
Not yet, but I need to ask you a couple of questions.
Do you mind?
What?
No, not at all.
Let's go to the kitchen.
No, we don't wanna go in there.
Tell me your full name and movie a date. No, don't dox yourself. Don't do it. No,
don't know. Michael Evans moved here yesterday evening. Y'all are ridiculous, man.
Do you know Lester Stone? Yes, that's the owner. I rent the house from him.
Sir. Sir, I just, sir. Sir, I just saw something. That needs to be locked up with the 5. Huh?
Have you heard of Harry Parker?
Linda Ray's Stanley Wilson?
I've heard of Stanley.
After my shift, a man came by asking about Stanley.
Said he was his friend.
I told him I didn't know him and he left.
Sir, there's something in here.
All right.
Detective, please tell me what happened here.
Three people have disappeared in the county over the past six months.
One of them worked at the same store as you were investigating and right now we have
several properties in mind, including this one.
Yeah, it was probably this one.
can end our conversation for today. It's already late and I don't want to take up
your time. Now you're good. Matter of fact, you want to move in big doll?
Because I'm scared here by myself. No way.
Here. Take this is my phone number.
If you see anyone suspicious or learn anything new, call me right away.
I've already saw suspicious stuff.
And yeah, be careful. Sir, don't leave. Sir, I'm scared. Sir, please.
Sir, come back. Sir, come back, please.
Yeah, I'm starting to understand why the rent was so low. You just now starting to understand that, Mike. I being no dad.
Yeah, Chad, y'all need help for real.
Anyway, let's go back to bed, I guess.
Why is this a cut scene?
Oh, it's making me go upstairs.
Is there a reason for that?
I just heard the scuttling noise again.
Please tell me we made it through the night.
Please don't wake up in the middle of the night.
Please, please.
Please, please, just please wake up in the morning.
Did you wake up in the morning?
Please, just please wake up in the morning.
Did you wake up in the morning?
Who's calling me this late? The better question is, why is there a red hue in the room?
Oh my goodness!
I can't see!
I don't know what that was!
What's going on here?
It's gotta be a dream.
There's gotta be a dream.
Come on.
Who is that?
And he's looking at me.
Oh my goodness, that is so creepy.
This has to be...
You know, good?
I just gotta be a train.
I can't see nothing.
Why is it like that never-ending loo?
What is happening?
Yo, you good?
Banker head on the door if you eye.
Eye, you good?
The banging stopped, he's right behind me, isn't he?
Oh
Oh, okay.
The rest in peace.
I hear somebody crying.
Who's crying?
I'm the one that should be crying.
Ma'am, you okay?
Check this game is crazy, bro.
Jump scare, prepare yourself.
Help?
I need help!
Oh you are creepy oh my goodness
I get it she doesn't like what I look away
Oh, she's creepy!
No.
Where you at?
I couldn't see ya!
Where is she at now?
I don't see her!
Where is she at?
I can't see!
Oh, there she is! I can barely see!
This is so creepy! Stop! If this is a dream, I need to wake up!
Can I leave? Can I leave, please? Can I please wake up and go back to the real world? Please, I'm begging you, please.
We're back in the real world. We're good.
It was a dream. I told y'all it was a dream chat. I told y'all it was a dream didn't I tell you told you
It was a dream
We're good now
She was right there in the closet up was she
Chat look we made it to another day bro everybody everybody relax
Looks like the board covering the attic fell down during the night and since Lester never
said anything about the attic I'll take a quick look.
It's too high I need a ladder for it.
I have an idea.
Chat, I have an idea.
Let's not go up there.
Y'all like the sound of that idea?
I like the sound of that idea.
I like the sound of the idea.
Let's not go up into the creepy attic and the already unbelievably creepy house
that we're in.
That's just me though.
You know, hey, maybe y'all want to go up and look around too.
At least it's daytime now though, right?
It's daytime.
We're good.
Don't do it, don't, don't do it, don't, no, I don't want to, no, I don't, looks like
it's all just old junk here.
Yep, let's go back now then.
know what's crazy chat the attic is the coziest part of the whole house this is
the least creepy area of the whole house believe it or not right now let's just
move everything up into here and never use the lower portion of the house
somebody been up here drinking what wait do you think the landlord is living
up here? There's a key. Get rid of all this idiot stuff. Find a new tenant
urgently. Fill the shack with crosses. Figure out where to throw away the rest
of the clothes and junk. Move my stuff from the attic and basement into the
shack. Block the path leading to the shack with a fence. Don't forget
This is a spare key to the shack.
I need to hide it.
Lester's to-do list.
He evicted someone and now he's surrounding the shack
with crosses and wants to block the way there.
Looks like that trail by the shed looks straight to it.
Or leads straight to it.
Am I gonna go there?
He's probably not coming back to this attic
any time soon, so I'll take the key after work.
I'll go check out the shack.
How about you call in from work and do it?
Because doing it after work sounds like a terrible idea.
You wanna know why?
Cause it's gonna be dark.
Dude, this house, bro.
Oh, there's other stuff up here.
I bet.
Oh, there's the crosses.
I just heard more scuttling.
Chad, I just heard more scuttling, dude.
I heard it.
Is there anything else up here I need?
I just heard like a door, something open downstairs.
It is so over for us.
It's not even funny.
Glasses.
Those are Lester's glasses.
He was wearing them when we arranged the house rental.
There's nothing else interesting here.
I can go to work.
That's the scariest part.
Chat, something's gonna happen before we make it out of the house right now.
I'm calling it now.
Something's gonna happen.
Go to work.
Actually, no, it's the opposite, chat.
You know what's bad when going to work is the least scary part.
Looks like that's everything time to close up the manager left me another note one in
the office Gigi what's the note stay this time you gonna make me stop stuff ain't
it. Michael, hope you got some sleep today is delivery day. So
there's more work. Pick up the trash from the floor, collect
the trash from the bins, place the products on the shelves
and take a box, find the right shelf, close all doors, turn
off the lights.
Kitty.
W Kitty PS listen the voltage in the store has started jumping for some reason so the lights may flicker
well I'm used to that at this point all right let's start by stocking everything
oh we start picking up the trash all right bet boom even with all the stuff going on going on at home
chat we're still a good employee though you got to admit you got to admit we're
still a good employee all right that's done
Now for the trash, all right.
Who just whistled?
What was that?
Kitty.
This game even got kitty tweaking.
Kitty.
We can.
Kitty.
Wait, kitty, low-key, tweaking me out.
Is this the body of my crib now?
Kitty, what you doing?
The tornado? Yeah, I could be.
Yeah, actually, that is what it is.
freaking her out kitty on tornado watch kitty
that was her again that was her again that was her again though the trash in
the dumpster. Got it.
Kitty.
All right, trash going in the dumpster.
She followed you. Yeah, it's crazy. She's at home and at
work, by the way.
Now for the hardest part, I need to stop the shells. That
should be easy.
I guess it's one of them demons that just I'm back a blackout for a minute.
What happened?
Everything with Fuzzy and I blacked out.
What happened?
Everything with Fuzzy and I blacked out.
Am I good?
Stalked these shells.
Demon tried to get me.
Oh my goodness.
Just get it done.
I don't know why we're in a hurry to get out of here chat because home is worse than this.
You might as well just live here.
I should just act, ask the boss and be like, yo, can I live in the office at work?
Like no joke.
I just put like a little pallet down in here and sleep.
Kitty.
Do I check the door?
I'm brave. I'm brave. See how brave I was right there? I was brave. Kitty. I was brave.
Alright, two more boxes and we're out of here. We're good. Jack, can you believe, can you
believe the character would go back to that house because there's no way y'all
would and I wouldn't either
last box here we go let's just get this done and go home not home let's go to
to the place that's scary, in other words.
Bro, oh my goodness, man.
Oh, my goodness, bro.
Is there something peeking at me around that corner?
I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this.
Where is the light? Where is the light, bro? Please stop.
Shit, y'all gotta do something. Y'all gotta do something, bro. I can't.
Was I not done placing the products on the shelves? Oh, I gotta do these two. Alright.
chat that was so creepy bro was just
sitting there staring at us dude
all right we're almost done we just
going back to work yeah this character
is good at just ignoring all the
horrific stuff that's happening
Bazinga boy, save us. Where's Bazinga?
Where's the Zynga boy when you need him?
Alright, is that it?
Now I need to close the doors, gladly.
I
Bro
Why is she holding me so bad? I need did nothing
Well here we go chat
Can I please just...
Do you know what I'm scared of?
No, this is not just a dream, buddy. This is actually happening. We're dead.
Let me out of here right now where we're going ain't no better, but still
Now we got to go all the way back to the shack behind the house chat. Oh my goodness. This is a terrible idea terrible. I tell you
Find the shack trail near the shed.
What they meant to say was, Gigi, there is someone peeking around the corner of the house.
Dude, that is horrible, man.
That didn't even look like her.
Who was that?
Let's see, or something loading screen.
Looks like I'm going the right way.
Now we're going the wrong way, buddy.
right way would be to the nearest motel or something and stay there instead of
this place you know what's crazy though being outside is more cozy than being
inside that house what are lampposts doing in the forest I don't know
It was just a little bit of wildlife, chat, don't worry about it.
There's a tip-over lamp here, that can't be good.
I don't know which way to go, always go left, chat, always go left, always go left, always
Bro nearly died from a deer you gotta admit though that that got some of y'all to
It is so dark there's matches and a gas can oh there's a big pit here Lester's
She is so creepy man I can't sprint no more either what's going on it won't let me sprint
it no more. It just turned my flashlight off and I can't sprint. Help! Help! Oh, I can
just went again. I don't know how that thing's still working, but I'm glad it is. Yo, she
She is so unbelievably scary, it's actually disgusting.
with the five well Chad it looks like we found the shack
There's the shack. Yup. Explore the shack. Let's go. It's wide open. See, this is the
place I'd rather live in right here. One room. It's not extremely creepy besides
it being in the middle of the woods and a serial killer using it. This is the place
I want to do it right here.
So he's logging every person that's moved in here and they've all disappeared.
Thomas Brooks, Emily Carter, David Miller, Robert Cain, Harry Parker, Linda Stanley,
where Michael look what our note says the detective he's watching Michael now
if he disappears all become the main suspect I need to come up with
something we need to take a picture of this or just carry the book to the
detective and get this dude arrested now this is all the evidence we need
Bro's been exposed.
Plan end of the nightmare.
And last I found the exact description of this creature in an old book the demon is
called the Asperath. So chat this demon that's following us is the Asperath.
It drives people insane for a while then drags its victims into its dimension and traps them in an
endless nightmare. It says that the demon fears direct eye contact and fire. So what we need to do
is light the house on fire. It's barely active during the day and it can only drag someone
into its dimension at night in the dark what the main thing is it clearly says
that demon can only be destroyed by flame so we got to burn the house down
from what I understood from the book simply burning down the house in our
world we'll do nothing never mind Ethan with the five the creature will
survive and just come after me the book says as the wrath can only be
killed in its true dimension I need to figure out how to set the demons
dimension on fire from the inside without going there myself. Good job Stanley, you've
got us getting hunted by a demon because you're a serial killer. Good job old Stanley. Looks
like this was cooked recently. The coffee's still warm. Yo, Petticelli and Prist with the
tin. Thank you. Oh, that ain't good.
Stanley's junk. Need to burn all this junk. Need to chop firewood. Install the
old stove in the house. Detective, he came to the house and talked to Michael. He's clearly
looking for Stanley. If Michael disappears to the cops, he's wanting to kick us out.
So we actually would have been spared. Let's let him kick us out.
You know what? This, this shack isn't so cozy anymore like it used to be.
first walked in here why'd the music stop
there's an outhouse we're Shrek at we're Shrek when you need them
There's a doll, wooden idol, Jack Shrek would help us with that.
Why does every outside lamp blow up in this game?
All right. What do we do now? I need to get out of here and tell the detective what's
going on. Something's telling me this is not going to happen. We're about to get chased,
ain't we? Lock in. I'm not even closing the door behind me. I'm gone. We're getting
chase prepare yourself there is no way we're gonna be able to make it to the
car yo mate with the five thank you
don't turn around I should have listened to it it's fine I had to
Michael, wake up. You're in the basement right now, and you don't have much time. You've
probably already figured out what you got yourself into. But I have an idea how to end
all this. One book said that Asgoreff can be killed with fire. But just burning down the
house won't do anything. You're gonna use me as the guinea pig. The demon's layer has
to be burned from the inside. Oh my goodness. And you're perfect for that role. No, I'm
not. I'll not do that. I left a lighter and a gas can in the hall just pour gasoline
all over the hall and set it on fire. I performed a ritual to get you there faster. As soon as
the last candle burns out, the demon will drag you into its dimension. Oh, that's nice.
How pleasant. Burn the cursed place to the ground. Yes, you'll burn with the demon.
But at least you got me messed up Stanley!
I don't want to go to the demon dimension.
No, I'm in a demon dimension.
I'm here again, place some of the dreams.
Lester I swear when I get out of here.
No, you didn't hear him right.
He said we're going to burn with the demon.
We're dead.
El- El- Le- Leicester, by the way.
Oh.
Sauce with the five. What?
Oh
Who am I?
Yo, sugar, no, be too close, I can't!
Gigi!
Freeze!
Oh big dog I was looking at her
That is crazy
This is this is too creepy bro
I don't like this part.
Freeze!
YOU DRUGS TO BE CHICKEN!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Oh, she's gonna be a monster!
This is too much, man.
You can't get me to do this.
Are you dead serious, game?
Oh no, don't you do this.
game oh no don't you do this no this is this is what I was working right now
Oh, Shadpoint is crazy!
Don't be too close to her. Thank you, Morg.
Just don't die. I'm trying my best here.
No! Bro, come on, man!
And I get scammed on the first one again.
I'm getting scammed.
I'm getting scammed
Please
Shit, I got this this time, relax
do you believe how many keys do we need with a six or eight
dude that is so stupid man the fact that that was even close is disgusting
I'm going to freeze her again right here.
See that time and why one shot her.
Oh, that was clean! That was a clean move!
How many keys do we have now?
Four! Two more!
If I were to die there, I actually would quit.
It was a scam anyway!
Chad, it was a scam!
Get one shot, an idiot, you suck!
Get one shot at idiot you suck!
How many is that? Five?
I'm not here.
I'm not down here.
That is so stupid!
Yo, yo, like it?
That is so stupid!
that is so stupid man and now this box won't even open just kill me bro
why are you gonna paint this game with something this stupid
I
Know checkpoints crazy about a way chat I was all the way putting the keys in
I
Did she just not stop when I put the keys in
How many do I have three?
That's three right there, right?
Do I have two and that's three?
I had one more, but whatever.
Somebody said why does she run like a cod zombie? I don't know if she lowkey does though.
What is that for?
Like, right there.
Clean.
I can't get through. It was a stone anyway.
I have five now, right? You have five?
I'm gonna freeze her again hold on.
Wait, what if I not open?
Wait, what if I not open chat?
Oh
Which one did I not open oh this one
chat we're out of here this time for real I'm begging you to open I'm gonna freeze
or again I'm not gonna sell
you know what what is this
What is this?
Five Nights at Freddy's?
I
Go!
Fuck that music out!
This is so annoying!
She didn't cook, though, low-key, Jack, for real!
You'll notice your boy clicker right now
Make it stop
I'm so locked!
I'm gone!
I'll kill that first try!
Take your peepee.
Although what?
I can try something.
No, I'm good.
Try to call the detective.
from this dimension?
The dead of you can hear me help, it was all Lester!
Hey ma'am, how you doin'?
Are we going to make it out?
The Detectives!
Wait, what?
A month later,
a few days after the fire,
Lester was detained while trying to cross city limits.
Despite the attempt to destroy the evidence in the shack,
the police were able to find enough proof
Lester was sentenced to life imprisonment.
Well, that's good.
The bodies of the previous victims were never found,
only their personal belongings were discovered.
Michael recovered and was discharged from the hospital just a week later after everything that happened. He can now he can't. Yeah.
We survived.
Game of the year. Yo, look here,
devs though. Like, seriously, y'all
already created a extremely scary
enough game. There's no need to
throw the vibe off with like stupid
repeated mechanics like that. I'm not
gonna lie. The game itself was scary
and good enough. We don't need
no five nights at Freddy's action
at the end there. Other than
that section where you're trying
the boxes and then the section with the lights great scary great game not gonna lie scary great
game other than that part I think that was these devs first game too so that was really good besides
those two part three just run and open in boxes other than that other than that that was actually
a really good game. No joke. Other than that, that was actually a really good game. Like seriously.
I messed with that right there. I messed with it for real.
Waterpark, yeah. So I said I was going to look at the updates for Waterpark
and see if we're going to hop back into it. Should I revisit the gooblegoon real quick?
Should I surprise pop in on the employees chat?
You know what?
It's been so long.
I forgot who's even working at the Google.
I forgot who's even still working there.
I completely forgot who did I leave in charge of the place?
Did I leave?
Who did I leave in charge?
I didn't leave Kate in charge.
Kade was the evil, uh, wait, who was the evil lifeguard we had?
People keep telling me there's a lot of updates in it.
Is it, Chad, is it enough to pick it back up again or what?
We about to find out.
We're just going to see what we got.
and see. We don't see. Water Park, Sam, update. It's updated. Man, it's been a minute. Wow.
Last time I played was October 7th of 2025. Yo, Zach with the five. Thank you. There's
saunas now. Just how much stuff has been added since I've been gone.
I don't believe that for a second I don't believe hold new game for a second buddy
I have not seen this screen in a minute where's
don't check the updates tonight we're gonna check it on the employees and we're
just gonna see if there's enough to be able to get back into it or not lock
in we're about to do boss coming back into town hey the boss is showing up
chat don't snitch don't tell him I'm coming they don't know I'm coming
Don't tell him I'm about to pop in on him!
Yeah!
It's very beautiful.
I'll see you back in town.
Please unplug my internet, am I still alive?
Alright, let's see what they've added.
Gooblegoo, man.
Don't tell them I'm pulling up on them.
Don't tell them.
Let me hide real quick.
Let me hide.
Hold up.
I forgot I had a baseball bat.
Did I have a baseball bat?
Oh my goodness, it's been a minute.
We had this many employees.
25 shrimps with the fire.
We have Jaquan, Timothy, Cade, Zaki, Hayes,
Colter, Cain, and Lainey.
We had that many employees, huh?
You probably don't seem to be glad to see me.
Who was that?
Hey!
Yo, car! I don't even remember you. You didn't look both ways for you to go across the street, though. You don't get hit.
How you doing, ma'am? Didn't ask.
Walking up in my personal space like that got me messed up.
Well, well, well, Cade.
Well, well, well, bubba.
So how's things been operating around here?
I've been out of town for a minute.
I hope everything is in order here.
I better not come in here and see nothing dirty,
no bodies on the floor, nothing like that.
You better have upstanded my standards here.
Okay.
Right.
What is this over here?
Oh.
This is why I left this town!
This town's ridiculous!
Don't nobody here got no-
Why did we put a stop-
Wow, that was a fancy car.
Oh my goodness, he's about to rear in that van.
Whoa!
Alright, hold up.
What is that, a dog?
Some dog action!
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, sir.
Yogi, you seek balance?
Young splash maker enlightenment isn't found.
It's cleaned up.
Don't overthink it.
Just grab the trash and call it a metaphor.
Clear trash by yourself.
I have people to do.
Hey, you didn't go home you walk around drunk!
Look at the place, Chath.
Looks just like I left it.
It looks just like I left it.
Now, where's the tyrant at?
Where's the tyrant? Is that him? No, it's not. Where is the tyrant? Lainey, where is
Where is Cade?
A.K.A. The Tyrant.
Wait, who was Cade?
The lifeguard?
Bro, it has been so long since I've been here, dude.
remember this thing I invented before we left the death shoot or whatever it was
called y'all remember this
the death zone where you try to slide in the middle of all the rocks and not
die
As you can tell it doesn't work that well
All right, so where do I go to check the updates chat? Where would have they added do I go back to this this hunt over here?
Dude no wonder the goobledoon was so famous man. This place's layout is just goaded
The wedding venue that we set up oh my
The wedding venue, the shires, all of that.
Do I still have to manually stock these because no, uh-uh, uh-uh, no, nobody, uh-uh, I fear
not.
got me messed up okay let's see what they added here nothing they added a
Wait, what?
E-tickets.
Guests can purchase digital tickets in advance.
Maintenance, we have hot tubs.
Can people die in the hot tub?
the hot tub. Hey, Casey, I'm going to do what I want to ask as a new lifeguard at a resort
water park. Do you have any advice? Don't push people off the top of the slides and
be good at swimming maintenance handyman I forgot about chlorine
wait oh I go to build mode to see what's new huh the hammer I forgot how to use
Oh, here we go, pools.
Sana, sanctuary pool, hot tub, how do I unlock that?
Yogi quest. Slides. Wave slide. Flame loop slide. Vortex slide. Chad, did they add the
custom slide thing yet or no.
They have a hard mode.
Wait what?
Look at the main menu.
Alright hold up.
Utility.
added double loungers luxury toilets. Let me look at the main menu you see what they said.
Hard mode. Wait, what version is it now? Oh, it's 0.3.7.
Oh
1.0 was custom slides that white there would be
You're on a old version no, I just updated
And a new map
I did update it right. Am I on the current one?
You didn't update it? Yes, I did.
chat the gula go man, chat the gula go, man itch
I subbed it.
Chat, bro.
Do they know when the 1.0 is going to come out?
The lawsuits are all paid?
Don't talk about that.
What are you talking about, bruh?
Check on line.
It was completely updated.
What you talking about?
Hold up.
There we go.
Chad it's updated
Dude chat that custom slide thing bro was gonna be so good. Oh
My and there's gonna be six stars instead of five. We're already a five-star establishment by the way
Just saying we're already a five-star establishment. I just want to point that out
Do a shift I'll do a shift let's open up
Hey!
Y'all been having it too good about it.
Hey, you listen to me when I'm talking to you.
Y'all been having it too good while I was gone.
Y'all about to do a shift and I'm gonna watch.
You hear me?
You better keep it up too.
Keep up the good work.
Buster.
Got me messed up.
Chill out and I am chillin' out.
Hey, y'all watch some cars.
Some cars crazy now.
There's a boss coming
That's me
Yeah, hold up!
Bro, that was me on the goob!
Oh my goodness!
These are the...
The goob lagoon.
Is that...?
I swear to you!
Not even for that!
I'm gonna do it!
Y'all over here put my potential customers in danger man.
How y'all doing?
I just want y'all to know I am the owner of this establishment here.
All this motion that y'all see, I built this from the ground up on everything I love I
did.
Y'all be safe in there.
Ooh, them slides don't look safe. Hold on.
Yeah.
Wait, are the slides still safe?
Hold on now.
Wait.
That's bad news if you're panicking way up there.
Oh no!
Ma'am!
Sir!
I should have stayed gone.
You know what?
This is actually very safe.
Everybody's landing in the water.
Look, there's no mishaps.
Back up off me.
What you think you're gonna do, buddy?
I own this park.
You got all the space to walk where you'll walk right here on me.
I'm the owner of this place.
this place. What you talking about? Don't walk up on me like that. The law show mine.
Anyway, what was I doing? I need to restart the drink machine. Why am I the owner of the
goobledoo having to restart the drink machine? Hey, sir, you come to a stack. You need
to quit all that. Yeah. Let me go accept this dude's quest real quick. Oh, let me
I gotta keep stuff in order. It's obvious my employees ain't been keeping stuff in order while I was gone. I mean, golly.
Oh, okay, I'm a kid. So I need to pick up 20 trash myself, which means they're wanting me to do work.
I don't know about all that. Excuse me, sir. How are you doing? Get cleaned off. Thank you.
Hey ma'am, get cleaned off. Thank you. Thank you.
Alright.
Are these slides still doing good?
I forgot about this diving board too, bruh.
Bruh!
These slides are still ge-
People are still doing the 24 hour slide challenge, bro.
I don't know what to do with it.
Jaquan is too tired and going to rest.
In what universe that dude talks of air?
Whoever that was, oh my goodness.
Dude, these slides are perfect.
This place is running, I mean, efficiently, man!
Look at this! This is beautiful!
You know what I wonder, though, chat? Why does nobody ever try the death zone?
Did somebody take a doodoo in the po-
YOU NASTY!
GUSGUSTED!
TOOK A DOODOO IN THE POOL!
That is so that that is so nasty
You're gonna catch a brain eating them even here. What did you do? Yo, sir, what are you doing in here?
You ain't got a risk battle. Oh
No, what's you doing here? I hate you anyway
Chlorine wait, I gotta put chlorine in the pools now
Hold on I ain't heard about them upgrades
Oh my goodness y'all are actually disgusting you are disgusting!
Being in the pool, being in the pool, you filthy monster!
Why am I poor he's handling this?
man you got all this walking room you really go walk right there through the
puddle you didn't slip
who was waiting for a lemonade somebody wait for a lemonade wait that ain't my
job I got employees for that Lord have mercy sorry about this sorry about the
Y'all can somebody come clean this up.
We got people slipping.
Why is this water look yellow?
Why is that water look yellow?
Y'all hold on, somebody's,
it's St. Patrick's Day y'all.
We put some green dye in the pool for St. Patrick's Day.
Chat, what?
Ooh, what's going on?
Hold on.
Chlorine?
Do I got some chlorine?
Where's chlorine at?
Chlorine.
I ain't even got enough to do.
I gotta go dry it and put more water in it.
Oh my goodness, that's disgusting.
My customers should not be subjected to this mess.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Hold on, this is a brain eating me, but if I've ever seen one, I'm so sorry about that Angelica.
Hold on, nobody's slide yet! The pool's draining!
Wait till it's done! Oh my goodness, no!
No!
It's getting dra-
It's clean now.
Be on the stretch!
I hope I'm having a good night for real.
What's up Denver?
We're John and somebody said clean the filter not I'll see no filter action.
Guess we did too long for a hot dog is that my problem?
Is that supposed to be my problem? Like, hello?
Trevor is panicking on the diving board.
Trevor, no.
Trevor!
Watch out, big doll!
Trevor!
Yo, Trevor, look here, big doll.
There's a really nice guy coming up here. His name is Cade.
He is a certified...
What's what's the where I'm looking for lifeguard?
He has special training and pushing people off diving gourds when they panic.
He'll be right up here in a minute.
So just don't panic.
He's gonna handle that.
You okay?
Where are you at?
We got a customer.
I mean, I can handle it if I got to K. Don't break.
Okay.
It is on break.
All right, buddy.
Just hold on tight.
Since you want to panic.
I got you.
When you hit the water, try not to land on your-
Ah!
Wait, I pushed him too far.
Let's get a manual.
You have a good night.
My time.
Wait, that's all of you, bitch!
See, if I could survive it, all my customers could survive it.
Y'all ain't got no reason to be complaining.
When you hit the sidewalk after a dime,
to be complaining when you hit the sidewalk after a dive or something. I survived it like it wasn't
nothing. The pool is dirty again. Okay, everybody that's gonna slide, slide. I gotta clean the pool.
Do not go down the- It's gonna back up this way.
Okay, we're good as clean.
Yo, where is my employees at?
Why do we have full track stands?
Somebody peep it!
I can't clean it up.
Oh my goodness, where are my employees?
What am I paying them for?
I'm de-chlorine now, hold up.
Chlorine.
What a chlorine.
Chlorine Chlorine unlocked now you don't have to drain the whole pool to clean it by chlorine at the shop and dropping the water for a fast sparkling clean
So I'm gonna go ahead and get ready don't need to get to work
I'm tired y'all staying around this what y'all been doing the whole time
I've been doing this customers waiting and ain't gonna go running to check out man. How you doing Bonnie?
What's you want a pass for six hours?
hours. Team no slide pass. Alright. How do I get your money? There you go. Thank you
so much. Yeah. Yeah. You better restock that hot dog. What you doing, Adelina? We're gonna
get some chlorine. I gotta knock out all these. I gotta knock out all these brandy
on me. What's up big dog? I ain't seen you in a hot minute. Alright chlorine. Chlorine.
All right, hold up.
Excuse me.
I do not need all your cane.
I don't care about you anywhere.
All right, hold up.
More.
Watch out.
Ooh.
How about to get this hold on, y'all?
How do I put- did that work?
It worked.
You pervert! I just saw you take them!
You idiot, try to pick!
I
Forgot which one shows the total money I made on the day
Why don't you find $5
I made 40K.
The goobledoon is making $40,000 a day.
Is that real?
That is that real.
Wait, that is actually,
that is actually crazy, no joke.
W. Schiff.
Chad, I'll probably play this again,
but would my play it again tomorrow?
And I say we unlock this stuff
and like put some new stuff in.
Y'all cool with that?
Play it and probably play it again tomorrow.
Get the new stuff and like put some new slides in,
like see what the new slides look like.
All this stuff when it comes out though is going to be the coolest stuff ever.
I'm not going to lie.
I hope that comes out soon bro for real.
It probably be a minute though, but I don't know.
That was cool.
Hey, great stream chat.
I love you all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift this subs don't know.
Bits follows and of course I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, love you tonight.
Peace out y'all!