Well, I survived.
Thank you for the bless yous, thank you.
Man, man, oh man, buddy, man, oh man, oh man,
Survived the stone.
Survived it, Buster.
So you know what that means.
Yeah.
Son with the five, thank you.
You know what that means.
not too bad. Not great either, by any stretch of the imagination, not great at all.
Yeah!
Cheers!
Cheers, Buster!
Ah
Smiles with the fire
Yo
What's what's wrong with the child's good mom's good child's good child's good child was good. What's good ladies?
Yeah, what's good people's good child's good animals good child was good ladies and gentlemen. I have to return once more yet again
You know, Defo with the five
case of the arrow soda, uh,
Dilly, Gal, uh, left, Ellie,
Stefan, uh, spooky.
It's raspberry Linda, man.
Burglar W. Subbers, man.
Precates all black hoodie.
I repeat black hoodie, a.k.a.
I wore this. This is a black hoodie though. There is no doubt about it. It is a black hoodie
buster at its core. It is at its very core. Brittany with the T N W Brittany with the T
and thank you.
See, I don't remember so would you rather hoodie, man.
Look at that.
Oh, that thing, hi!
Who do you clean?
Who do you clean, baby?
Let me tell you.
Who do you always been hard?
Yo, torn with the five, W torn with the five, thank you.
W torn, but yeah, survive the storm, Cloudy with the five, W Cloudy with the five, hey,
survived the storm.
Power stayed off forever too, man, I mean forever, GG, real with the five, W real with
the five. Thank you. Appreciate that. Real Levi. They were the
five. Thank you. Yo Terry with a thousand bits case I graduate
college tomorrow. I'm graduating with my teacher degree
past year has been exhausted. I'm thankful for you. Your
presentation. Thank you. Yo, congratulations, Terry. W
Terry man. Congratulations Terry. Yo fly G with the 500 bits. Hey case you said you'd pay pay me $5,000 for my business. I'm still waiting on that transaction. Did you plan on sending through Zell Venmo or mailing your socks. I'm not mailing you my socks. Okay, that's crazy.
What was your business again, I forgot all I know is I stabbed you
Yo, why be travel with the team get the chat that's the what what are the water part developers yo W
Trab with the team gifted. Oh my goodness
Wtrav for real
Precate that travel
WTRAV.
Yo, Zach with the thousand bits.
Expect something cool for your birthday coming up.
I won't say, but you'll like it a lot.
Oh, man, you don't mess with surprises, Zach.
WZAC, though.
Appreciate that, Zach.
Oh, I got to light my candle.
I need to light my candle.
It was the only light that had illumination in here.
illumination in here after the pyre went out. Let me light the candle, Buster.
Would you take the candle? Would you take the candle if I offered it?
Well, you better you better, buddy, yo, Maggie, with the five and NS with the five, thank
you.
Don't mind me.
Just catching a vibe.
Don't mind me rain with the fire. Thank you.
Don't mind me. Hey, don't mind me, buddy.
Just catching a vibe.
The prophecy has been ignited.
The prophecy has been fulfilled, so to speak.
if I do say so myself, okay?
The prophecy, and there is a prophecy now.
You better believe it.
Do you know the prophecy chat?
Yo, happy birthday,
present thousand bits,
queen happy birthday, queen.
W. Queen. Happy birthday, Queen. Thank you. Happy birthday as well. P. J. W. P. J. Happy birthday, P. J.
Well,
case is it a red flag that my boyfriend forks in his sleep so loud that it scares me awake every
night? I need your wisdom.
I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
I'm not going to sit here and just tell you to just leave outright over that.
You might not just be able to sleep in the same in the same room
Like my granny and grandpa before my grandpa died RIP. He was the goat
They didn't sleep in the same room brought my granny and grandpa
They didn't sleep in the same room
They slept on each side of the trailer my granny
still does. My granny sleeps in the front bedroom of the trailer. My grandpa
slept in the back bedroom ever since I was a young and it was fine. So hey,
you don't be rude with you. I'd probably be the same. I don't know man. I like my
bed now I likes my bed now so I don't know I likes my bed so I mean look
I
Might me
Good chance. I'd be the same way man because I'd be getting hot
You be see you be trying to sleep me you got somebody you got somebody's like man, it's gonna go on somewhere
You just gonna go on somewhere
Let me sleep
We cool
Like we cool now, you know what I mean, but like brought out
You just want to go on somewhere I'm trying to sleep you got yes, yeah, that's a whole other body in your bed
Like that bro is just hot
It was so when there's another bottle like another person to bed the bag
It's like weird balance to it. The bed doesn't concave to your standards as you want it to
When you really think about it beds were kind of made as a one person
piece of equipment so when you love someone you like it though right why you
don't ask me that's up for you to decide if you want another living organism
That's not covered in fur in the bed like kitty she can be in the bed because she takes up like this much room
Bro kitty go sit in the corner. I like I don't even know she's there
But you got a whole other like bipedal
Hairless mammal in the bed that's kind of nasty, bro
That's kind of gross
It's like this big fleshy sack. That's not me
It's just in the bed. It's like no I
Don't want to you know piece of my candle down one out
Don't you start with me today hey, don't you start with me today?
Nasty? Yeah, low key. Low key, yeah.
I mean, I say what I said.
You're at your cleanliness when you are an individual lone being.
You bring another hairless bipedal mammal to sleep in the same bed.
That's kind of nasty, man.
It's just, that's just ugh.
Because you know, a cat, a cat ain't gonna be in there sweating, getting to bed all nasty.
A cat just over there curled up in the corner laying there.
It's just like it's almost like a pillow, right? I can't almost like the same thing as a pillow. It's just like it's there
It's not like egregious
You know what I mean
I mean, you know
You're a simpleton am I though or am I kind of spittin
Chris see even even Chris I'd have to be like yo
Guess my room now you can hang out, but when it's time to go to bed
I'm asleep in this bed
Gotta do it
You gotta do it.
It is what it is.
Hey, come on now.
If you got a thing.
Tell him I'm not spitting.
Now, if you ain't done with somebody,
y'all sleeping the same bed that's cool but some people don't like like I was
giving you example like my granny and grandpa they slept in whole different
rooms man some people just can't do it they just can't you know what I feel it
I feel that I get it and that's weird no it's not why is that weird
sawing those ghosts with the fire.
Well my mom just say it was because he snored. I didn't know that was the
reason why but well there you go.
Yeah you know dude when I was a kid and I'd go in my grandpa's bedroom I'd see
it because my granny and grandpa had like a big VHS collection and every now
and then there was a movie I was wanting to watch on the VHS I was like
granny you ain't got it in here she was like oh it's probably in your
papo's room I'm going there and I was a kid and I would be weirded out
because his his bed never had a pillow on it so I asked him I was like you
don't sleep with a pillow and he was like no and now that I grew up
Nowadays I find myself completely disregarding the pillows that are on my bed. No joke
Like most of the time I like disregard the pillows on my bed like
There's there's kind of like if now if I wake up and I want to chill for a minute
I'll put my head on a pillow so I can look at my phone or something
But like when I'm sleeping the number one way to fall asleep when I go to sleep
Have to got times I wake up my pillows are like flat vertical up against my headboard
Because I guess in my sleep I push them against the headboard that is not even there
Like I could legit be like if I walked in my bedroom one day my pillows one there. I'd be like oh, that's all right
And I remember I was a kid. I'd see his bed. I'm like man. He don't sleep without a pillow
That sounds like the craziest thing ever, but now I grew up in nowadays, bro
I'll need to be using the pillow half the time
If anything the pillow hurt my neck more than anything
My number one instantaneous go to sleep position
It sounds crazy
My number one instantaneous go to sleep position. I'm laying on my stomach
I put my arm here, and I put my knuckle here, and I rest it like that gone instantly gone. No pillow
They may think that sounds stupid. Why your arm and not your pillow? I don't know bruh. It's just what it is. I've got gone
Distread just gone
Like oh man
I'm tired, but I don't feel like I can't really go to sleep.
I flip, get in that position.
We out of there.
What pillow do you use?
I don't know.
It's like two regular looking pillows.
Now don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong now.
I'm just chilling in the bed and I'm on my phone or something I'm using a pillow
because if you're on your phone it's easier to use a pillow while you're on
the phone. It's gonna lay it flat. But when it comes down to the to where the rubber
meets the road and it's time to go ahead go to sleep. Pillows gone man.
They go on.
I have a spooning pillow, thanks for letting us know Josh, I appreciate that big doll.
Your arms don't get numb?
Yeah.
I've woke up before.
This actually happened multiple times in my life.
I've woke up before because my arm was so asleep that when I touched it, it was cold
to the touch.
It's like, yo, this is low key a problem.
I remember a few times I've woke up,
both of my arms are so asleep
that they're both like cold to the touch.
And they've been asleep so long
that if I touch it, it like stains.
It's like ow.
Then you have to stand up
and you gotta shake them around a little bit.
They actually make something for that.
I think they make like arm sleeves for that
to where your arms won't lose circulation.
But yeah.
Yeah.
See a doctor. No, it's just because you lay on him the wrong way and you cut the circulation off. That's all it is.
That's not normal. Neither is your name being KSOS underscore sugar mommy underscore.
Like hello.
How are you going to talk about drum not being normal and that's your name up in here.
But they can fall off dude. You would have to be like that would have to be going for a very long time for your arm to just
be gone
Like come on man
Wedge pillow dude
I had a wedge pillow growing up and I use that thing so many years until it was just a regular pillow
Dude wedge pillows are low-key slept on and that's not even like a
a what's it called but they are wedge pillows low-key goaded
case the meat mountain guy came back and bought another meat mountain and half
pound wait what meat mountain oh the RB sandwich that's crazy that's crazy
Yeah, I got you. I got you.
Thank you. That's crazy. Dorito.
Thank you Dorito. Hey, Casey,
help my best friends. Trent and Ashlyn want me to stop watching your streams. I need you to tell them what heathens they are.
From Kayla. Yo, yo, Trent and Ashlyn, y'all better relax, buddy.
Hey, y'all better relax, big dog.
I lost your mind up in here.
Y'all better mind y'all business.
Yeah, I lost your mind y'all business, huh?
How about that, buddy?
How about you do that?
Yo, private with the 500 bits.
I'm a son of a fool, screen.
man, I dropped my marker, man.
Yo, private with the 500 bits case we watch uses 2023, you're my
favorite streamer. Although they go into a hard time. It's a
very hard to find a job and you censored the Oh, and job. Wow.
Since I don't do very well in school and don't care much about
college, my parents are forcing me to go back to my old job,
which I hated was mentally exhausting. Unfortunately, my
future ain't looking very bright. Do you have advice? Hey, my
future wasn't looking bright either till it did. So you never
know what can happen. You can look back 10 years from now and
be like, man, this is great. Yo, Yamara with the five. Thank
you, Yamara with the five. You can look not even 10 years,
you can look back five years later and be like, man, this
is great right here but I know who does have a little bit of advice for you
since you're asking
when life gets out you're still a big deal
I'll give you another one.
Believe in yourself and all that you are.
Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
Okay, you dragging a little bit pickle, but that was good too.
Yo, Mitch with the five. Thank you.
Yo, who winning the Lakers game, bro?
I'm going to need the Lakers to take that.
Yo chubby with the five thank you chubby with the five.
I'm going to need the Lakers to take that I'm not going to lie.
I am a old gambler bro I do not sports bet bro get out of here I've never in my life
sports bet never why would why would I cap on everything I love on everything I
love if I'm lying I'm dying I've never sports bet in my life I've never horse
bet either. I should get a race
horse on a chat. Fart demon with
the five. Don't the super like
high league race horses, don't
they get like good, good taking
care of? I think they really
take care of the thing, don't
they? I think they do. But
they give them a good life and
And they just run.
I have to see.
But if they did,
Tater IRL, that's what I was saying.
Because you know, what's that big horse race
that they do, Oakland or something?
What is it?
Yo, Gar and Shockey with the five, thank you.
Kentucky Derby or something?
If I knew that the horses get good, take care of.
Bride get me a horse, unironically name it Tater.
Have a race horse.
Just for the meme, bro.
But I don't know if they do or not.
I don't know if, I think they do.
I don't know.
That's what I heard anyway.
Yo, Whitney with the five.
W, Whitney with the five.
Yeah, I've never I've never watched the horse race. Besides, obviously Tater.
Like, you know,
You're whitey tidy with the five. Thank you.
Not Kentucky Derby, Kentucky Derby, man.
Y'all know what I talk about.
Okay, Ben. Thank you, Terry.
I'm gonna look at that Terry and thank you.
Yo, that's true, uh, Panda.
Yo, happy birthday Ron roger to a run my head, but that but they run rock W. Ron Ron
Do we watch a race real quick? No, I don't know what's going on if it was tater. I would
I don't see those bids oh yeah we might uh Kiwi I'll let you know Kiwi thank you
shall y'all do anything while I was gone yesterday bro happy birthday Billy thank you
you. Okay, I don't know what that is, but thank you.
Waited for you to come back. Oh, big dog. That was not
happening. That power was out till like, Oh, man, it was out
like, I was sitting there waiting like, all right, any
minute now.
I was like, all right, any minute now, but no, it took forever, literally forever.
Like actually, I got laid off for my job and I don't know what I'm doing, please help
Hey, you want to draw us on that unemployment?
And just live for a minute, be like I am.
I'm going to give me a job.
Get a lottery ticket?
Don't get no lottery ticket.
Well, you all get a lot of tickets.
You ain't got no job.
That's crazy.
Yeah, y'all ever hit anything on a scratch off bro?
I think the most I think the most I ever hit off a scratch off was like a 40 piece.
No job.
I think I hit like $40 off one.
Yep.
Show did.
I remember one time me and my buddy was like, yo.
Let's go half and half. This is a long time ago.
Let's go half and half.
Let's go in the gas station and buy like a whole book of the scratch offs.
And let's just see if we can hit something.
man we lost man we lost bro I think dude it was bad why are you tired with the
five thank you yep a co-worker would buy a roll of scratchers and lose money
yeah that's what we do we bought a whole book I'm a whole roll of them our
kind of working. I didn't care. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna hit. I was like, yeah, you know what,
man? I'm gonna hit for 50,000 and I'm gonna quit my job and I'm gonna just do something with the 50.
Didn't happen though.
Did not happen.
Placed CS2. I got CS2 installed, man.
How you been to a casino? Yeah, I've been to a casino one time.
One time it was like 10 years ago
Well, maybe like nine ten years ago how was it was cool there was just a bunch of old people in there smoking cigarettes hitting the
hitting the
The slot machines it was really cool actually
It was a bunch of just a bunch of old people in there. They were all smoking cigarettes. They were sitting there
Don't hit for nothing
They're just sitting there hitting the slot too.
It was actually pretty cool.
Amanda with the five, thank you.
Yeah, there was just a bunch of older people in there.
Yep.
Yeah, I read the bits I saw you,
you could probably get a clip of it though after stream.
Yeah, using ads, I ain't sorry about that,
using ads, but yeah, I read them.
Very accurate demonstration, dude.
I'm telling y'all they call me the demonstrator.
Yep.
What are they?
Yo, Bella with the 500 bits.
Kasey went to Starbucks while wearing my kitty beanie.
The barista said he liked my hat.
He asked what it was from.
I said a streamer.
He said who?
I was like Kasey.
He said, I didn't know he had merch for his cat.
It was wholesome.
See, those are the kind of wholesome interactions
you get when you wear queso merch. Why do you tidy with the five? Thank you. That that
are the kind of wholesome interactions you get. China. Have you ever gotten in a wholesome
interaction we're in case oh merch run. Libby with the five thank you.
Yep. At Taco Bell. Tell you with the five thank you.
I
Carried the kitty plush onto a plane and made a friend who also likes you that's what's up
See I
War your merch on stage at a music music festival yo sweet B you did not get on stage at a music festival. What's you talking about?
You wore my merch on stage at a music festival
What was you up there doing?
Or a sequel to five?
So we got anybody like, we got a famous musician in here?
Five one if you're a famous musician.
You was in the VIP section shaking booty.
All right, Sweet Bee, thank you.
You was in a throwing cheeks and queso merch.
Based.
Hey, can't say I blame you. Can't say I blame you. I'm ice-piced. You are not ice-piced, man. Stop.
Who's the most famous person in here right now?
That is not the wheel Hannah Montana with the five gifted man.
I'm the chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes.
Yeah, sure thing.
Sure thing, buddy.
Nah, most famous person in here.
Where?
I'm waiting to see your name I recognize
Okay, thank you Athena
Chat y'all ain't lying bro. I mean y'all are lying. No, he got no y'all are lying
I have a niche webtoon. Does that count? Wait, you might actually be the most famous person in here because you made the booty shake any moment.
Yeah, it might be you for real. Or it could be Miku.
Did booty say the emerald maker right here?
It could be you.
You read webtoon?
Me?
No.
I don't know.
I don't know, Dad, I don't read at all.
You scared?
Now, are you supposed to be the most famous person in here?
What's the webtoon?
I think I saw the name of it at one point.
I forgot the name of it though what I saw it
What was it
I'm not lying. I know a word that was in it. I don't know if you'll be saying but I know a word
I know a word that was in it. I
Don't remember the exact name of it, but I do know a word that was in it. It would have something with an egg
I don't know the whole name of it.
It was it was it was egg something.
bootleg meds with the 1500 bits. W bootleg meds with the 1500 bits. Hey, guys, I finally
move back home to India tomorrow morning. I want to say thank you a chat for keeping
me company's any difficult past months. I was hoping to pick up, give me some advice
and also please stop selling my points. No, I don't know if you mean you moving
back you're gonna quit watching the string but no you go you go you're gonna
keep watching the string but yeah I got you with the some pickle device
in a world full of cucumbers dare to be a pickle
thanks I'll get you another one though
too short to not be a little grimy.
Have you forgotten Mariah Carey has seen your stream
since her son watches you?
Oh yeah, I'll give you another one.
Just like the delicious pickle,
you add flavor to the world.
I'll give you one more.
Even on the harvest days,
Your efforts are making a difference.
That's, that's a good one.
That's a good one right there.
Yo, Mark with the five gifts, and thank you, Mark
with the five gifts, and who's the thumb up?
Mm.
Who's the thumb up?
Mark Lee, who is that?
Who is that?
There was somebody named Mark Lee in here. Who is that?
Who is that?
Look at it all.
Mark Lee.
Canadian rapper and singer well you learn something new every day buddy you learn
something new every day me I got 44 subs on YouTube hey there you go
Hey, there you go.
Somebody in here has the most motion.
We just don't know.
Whoever has the most motion in here just ain't typing.
Straight up.
I won't employ you the month at my work.
You're up there.
You will.
My name is Jinxie.
No, it's not.
My husband is six five that's motion.
That is not motion.
What do you call my motion?
So how many combined followers you got?
on every platform.
Bro, quit lying man.
I don't even know how many combined
do I have across all platforms?
What's that like 40 mil 8.4
10 points on my YouTube 2 points I'm on the other you to a meal on a
Oh, yeah, dude, I posted a chit-talk in a minute.
How was one I posted on chit-talk, man?
I ain't got any messed up.
They sort of do me dirty, bro.
No.
No, bruh.
Start doing me dirty.
Tell me, oh, you're stealing content, but it was my stuff.
Like, how do you not know that?
Yo, Amanda, what a thousand bits.
High case, I'm a long-time finishers.
Watching your streams with my kiddie plushies.
Highlight of my night.
I'm running for a student-gov president.
Would you be opening to endorsing me?
I don't know what Student Gunn Prison is,
but I got you right here with a message.
What's your name, Amanda?
Is that your name?
You're A, you better relax.
A, A, you better actually relax.
Don't you start doing all this right here.
A, don't you A?
A, you're lucky I'm going to still do it
after seeing this right here.
Oh man, all right, I got you.
Excuse me.
Let me redo that.
Hold up.
Hold on, I'm going to do the lighter during it.
Excuse me, there is an individual by the name of Amanda who is running for student gov president.
It's something that's come across my desk and I thought I'd have to go ahead and tell
y'all you need to vote Amanda for student gov president because if you don't there
there will be dire consequences.
Okay, dire.
So you pretty much have no other choice.
So vote Amanda for student,
gov president or else.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I just heard a demon in my house.
What was that?
Gigi.
Yo, peachy with the five.
Dyer? Yeah. Dyer consequences. Dyer. W. Amanda. Hey, and they better, and they better vote
you in after that too. Hey, they better vote you in. Maybelline with the five. Maybe is
Maybe this may believe.
You want me to act like a marshal?
Ha ha ha!
Maybe this may believe.
Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Kase is asking who the most famous person in here right now.
I might have your answer.
I'm the tour manager for Rick Springfield.
Hot Springs Friday. Let me know if you'd like to go one second.
I know who that is. Give me a second.
No way.
I was there, I had Jessie in there, that's what it's like for you, man!
Yo, that's crazy.
Oh, Rick.
Yo, that's actually cool.
Tell them I said I'm a big fan.
Everybody knows that song, Chad.
Everybody knows the song Jesse's Girl.
Jesse's girl. Everybody knows that song.
Everybody knows that song. No, we don't. Well, sorry you're five years old, Riley.
I don't know what to tell you.
He's actually playing Friday here. Wait, that's actually cool. And hot
Springs, huh? Man, that's hard. What are the odds of that? That's cool. Rick Springfield,
man. When he plays a song, can you tell him to say, this one's for my boy, Keiso. This
This one's for my good friend, because you know I've known him forever, right?
This one's for my good friend, Keso.
And he plays a song.
He plays a tune.
I am Rick Springfield.
That guy's lying.
Bro, shut up!
No, you ain't!
Last time I played I'm doing it again
I'm doing it again
I'm back.
I'm good.
Yeah
Yeah, I'm all right now
Hey, I'm all right, okay
Check the store real quick
What is that?
Who is that?
What is that?
Who is that?
I
Being ball
What is a beam ball
I don't even know who Beanbomb is.
I'll bomb just to have him.
Locked in! I gotta use the whistle! Hold up!
Let's go!
I
It's time to catch me a dog, buddy.
You better believe it.
Hey.
Hey, you better believe it.
Okay.
Do you believe it?
Chad, do you?
Do you believe it?
Do you believe?
What does dude just say?
Where can I find a woman, big dog?
You already messing up.
Coming here typing that.
You ain't even starting from square one.
You starting from square negative 10, buddy.
You done lost your mind.
I love this map.
Yeah, I saw the clock, though.
Let's go.
You said the world record on this map back in day
Saddie!
Double 360 triple! Easy!
Oh!
Case, what's your favorite movie to Sandlot?
The best movie?
The best movie of all time, to Sandlot.
I love the sand line.
Shad, you ever seen a sand line?
Hey, if you ain't never seen it, do yourself a favor.
Watch it.
It's a great movie.
I'm locked in today.
Oh, yeah!
Oh
I guess it just decided to throw me off the cliff like dog every time you go there it's
supposed to go hello y'all see me do that a million times what
I
Yo whoever's telling me I sold bro, I did not sell right there
I did the same neck that I always do don't make me pop a coffee drop, bro
Too late
Too late. Too late, buddy.
Yep. Yep. Too late. I told you, don't make me pop a car, but you did it.
I did it while I had to!
This has world record potential here.
Never mind it doesn't, could I suck it everything?
Wait, that was kinda tough though!
So how many Spirits was that about? Eight of them?
No.
There's no way it was only three, Jack.
Are y'all sure y'all counting that right?
No way y'all count that right.
I am destroyed.
This is my ring by the way.
I'm the one going to get it.
Just saying.
I'm not falling here unless a gold ring falls right in front of me chat I'm not
falling I didn't even get that one I gotta get a gold ring at this point the
only way I can call it is if I get a gold ring I have to go for one I don't
where it's going to be though.
Oh, there ain't nothing spot over here.
Ooh.
To be!
Oh yeah!
So you're telling me there's a chance?
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no way they're gonna hit you with a ring and then tail tag
right after. There's no way. I refuse to believe this right here. No way they got those two back to
I got one off whip though, I know the method here.
This is called the top method.
This is where you stay up top.
Guess who invented it?
You already know.
You already know the methods.
Or you already know who did.
Me.
of the tech yo big dog you go somewhere appreciate it
oh yeah if I could just get away with this for another 30 seconds I'm through
it
Look at this pathetic loser, did you see that?
So you're telling me there's a chance.
So you're telling me.
mind don't even bother cuz there's not
hey don't even bother because there is none because it's temple run or whatever
it is law simple emphasis on the walls because you never know what you're
going in here
You hate to see it!
What?!
I don't know what to do.
No!
Dude, this map sucks so bad it's actually unreal.
It's actually unreal, bro.
Golly, man.
At least a shooter won.
I
At least a shooter one, you know what I mean at least we can we can say that much a shooter one
So it's gonna be I
Why is that a final round
Chat should I take over control of all guys I'll make that game amazing
Dude, I swore I will.
First line of business, I will remove the ability to grab players.
You can still grab, but it doesn't register on a player.
You can grab a ledge.
You can grab something, an item, whatever, but not a player.
Second, if you stream snipe, you get thrown in IRL jail.
Okay, first two lines of business, third line of business, you have to pay a hundred dollar
a month leadership or membership to play the game.
Like as soon as you've loaded to the game, you have to you have to pay a hundred dollars
per month of play.
And then on top of that, I'm releasing a $50 a month battle pass that will that
no, not a month a week new battle pass a week, $50.
And then after that, I'm gonna have ads mid-game, so you'll be like mid-game in a cheeky soap
ad to pop up.
You just gotta play through it.
Unless you buy the premium edition where you get no ads, that's gonna run you $1,000
a year, though.
So you can get around it.
Sounds like a good deal, don't it, champ, to me?
Sound like a good deal!
That was clean right there.
That wasn't as clean as I lived.
That was unfathomably clean.
Get that!
Ah!
Do I still look like I have my ability chat?
games too cheap. OxySauce has raised the price on everything you're saying. In fold.
More mid game ads. I'll do the mobile game method. You can only play five games a day
until you run out of energy, but you can watch in-game ads to build energy back up so you
can play more.
Or you can pay the premium subscription.
Yeah.
Yeah, though.
And I'm going to have like, I'm going to have like crates, like Counter-Strike.
That you could buy and roll through and get like skins. Oh
Man, it's gonna be the craziest thing ever
Well, I'm gonna do the same thing last time that I got killed doing it and watch this
game.
Watch.
See, that's what it's supposed to do.
Now, why that didn't happen last time? I haven't a clue.
I
Somebody just died and I witnessed it
Yo that was a close one!
That was so clean it's unbelievable.
If you are brave enough to make this jump!
GO!
GO BABY!
Yeah.
Come on.
Okay.
Wow.
All right.
This one you're going to have a little bit less room for error here because there's not
many people left.
Usually this is like an early game level.
So this is going to be a little more difficult here I think.
So this is gonna be a little more difficult here, I think
So let's see let's see what happens
I am blue die
waaaaaa
woooo
why are you doing this
woooo
Woo!
Hey.
Hey, we got it done.
Okay, I'm cool with this.
I'm cool with this.
Notice how the thing says hold R2 to grab carrier push object.
It says nothing about other characters, but alright.
Sad I'm walking right now.
There's a chance here.
Oh
KB mad at that man!
I tried!
KC never reads my chat with the 5 gethins.
Why didn't you move to a better spot?
Because it didn't appear that there was one.
Things start moving so fast there that just is what it is.
That was close, though.
Not going to lie, that was close.
And you know what?
I'm not even mad.
Because you know what?
I don't get mad at the game no more.
Shadow with the five.
I don't, chat, look, I don't get mad at the game.
I don't, I don't get mad.
Why would I get mad at the game?
Why?
Why would I get mad at the game?
Huh?
Oh yeah, still do that, watch that.
Thank you, Zanzan.
Hey, boy, y'all do come cross a ball real quick. Why not? You're mad, but I'm not shadow. I look mad
Do I look like an angry individual
The obvious objective only answer to that
Is no
You look disappointed now am I a little disappointed yell yell admit that
Yeah, but am I mad?
No.
Just run a couple, let's go.
Who's about to get cooked tonight?
Who's first?
Hannah.
50% win rate, all righty.
Looks like we got Hannah.
hand a scratch on the on the on the break that's a good sign but leave it to
never hit in the ball in on the break case though because I never hit a ball
then on the break that's why they call me case never hit a ball in on the break
out that's why they call me that so
yo hand are you in the stream right now put a email in the chat if you
If you were in the stream.
Hannah, are you in the stream?
I bet. Oh, you ignore me. I bet.
All right, no, no, you just sealed your fate Hannah. Hannah from Montana.
All right. No, no, it's too late. No, I gave you a chance. It's too late. I don't want
it now. It's too late. I gave you a chance to do it and you're going to wait. You know,
you're going to wait all this time and then decide to do it. No, it's too late, Hannah.
What's your opinion on five guys I've never I've never ate there but people say it's good but it's very extensive.
Ain't that the place all said really expensive chat five guys.
But.
Personally.
Right.
Personally.
personally I ain't ever been there but what I have heard about fine guys is that
it's good but expensive I'm so locked in it's crazy and I put another email in
chat and I'll spare you. I suck so bad. I suck so bad. It's crazy to witness man. It really
is it's a shame in and outs better than five guys how comparable are the two
though like is it is in and out comparable it appears we have a problem
here, but I'll be willing to solve it by doing this number right here.
I made it in, but I hit the eight ball first, so I don't get to keep
possession, but it's all right.
Chad is five guys fast food or is it like a
walk in to the store restaurant?
Fast food huh?
Sorry.
You actually gotta be kidding me right now.
now top left pocket no that is just a crying shame that is just a crying shame
game right there. Okay, I have a chance. Gigi Hannah. Who's next? Pay him up. Who's next?
Maybe I know that he's been a Chee-eon
But what can I do?
Okay, now I have no shock, but it's okay, I secured the stripes.
The name Five Guys is the best.
Is that like a crazy coincidence or what?
What is that?
What are the odds of that?
That was so crazy.
Now you may think that was a slop shot,
but it wasn't.
I did that on purpose.
That was crazy.
Yeah, Arby's. I like Arby's. Arby's gets hate for I think no reason, unless something happened
with Arby's that I don't know about. But I think a lot of people just hate Arby's just to do it.
Don't know why but they hate Arby's.
People really hate Arby's. Chad, do you like Arby's?
Okay. This is a very tough shot, but I think it's makeable. It is makeable. This is also
tough, but it was makeable. See now we try to go for the yellow here. Easy shot on the
yellow now we come back around I tried to get an angle on the maroon I don't
really have one so I'm just gonna shoot it anyway okay I like Arby's Chad I like
the that one sandwich I told you all about from Arby's that that one where
you dip it in the what's it called in the in the in the au jus sauce they got
that thing good I like that I like that sandwich right there it's a good
sandwich I really do like it the French dipper yes Colby but yeah I like that
sandwich it's good now I've had the few times I've had it it's good
not may have sounded like I missed there, but I didn't it may it may have sounded like
I missed there, but I did not miss that actually went in. So your happy birthday, Michaela
Happy birthday, by the way. Happy birthday, Micaela. Thank you. W. Micaela.
I can't believe this game is going the way it's going. This is actually outrageous here.
Hey, if you make this shot right here, you deserve the dub.
If you make this shot, you deserve the dub, man.
That looks like you didn't deserve it, and you're scratched.
is looking real bad for you. Now if the rules of this game actually made sense you would
have lost the game right there because when you scratch hitting the eight ball that's
supposed to be an automatic loss. But for some reason this game decided no it's not but
It's okay. I got the job done. Pay him up.
Pay him!
It literally isn't a rule. Yes it is, Simpleton.
Single Cell!
Oh, that's a good win rate though. Not as good as mine, but that's a good win rate.
It is a rule, bro. Every, every pool game I've ever played, it's like if you scratch
it in the eight ball end, you lost. Now, do I think it's a stupid rule? Yes. But every
time I've ever played, everybody's like, oh, if you hit the eight ball, if you
If you scratch it and eight ball then
then that's an automatic held.
Which I think is a stupid rule from what I played.
Now, is it an official rule?
I don't know if it's an official rule or not.
But I think if you're beating somebody
the entire game and you're running the table on them
and then they have like every ball left
and all you have is the eight ball
and you like try to put the final nail in the coffin
you accidentally scratch. I don't think that should be automatic ill because you obviously
outplayed the other person.
Ah. Slop shot outrageous. Absolutely outrageous, man.
You had to pack a Marlboro Reds now.
You don't even smoke, but I need a pack.
I'm about to start smoking because of this game.
Did you watch the Warriors Grizzlies game?
The what?
The what game?
What Warriors Grizzlies game?
What in 2022?
Yeah.
Unless I'm just on a different planet and I'm missing something, is that a meme or something?
I'll make these.
I do not make these, but it's okay, you don't make these either.
We still have a chance.
winning. No, they ain't. What are you doing? I'm leaving you. No, you ain't.
You remember that song? Ain't that Eminem? Oh, they're barely winning.
We did it.
They call me Mr. Eight Ball Pool.
Oh my goodness!
Ha ha!
Sheeeewww!
Hey, you're my kid, baby!
I'm all one and not!
Hey!
I'm all one and not, buddy!
Twitch chat which twix is better the right or the left weeks
Is that the candy bar that has the whole meme is that it is that something different or that kick-ass I think it's twix though
The left I'm not the loving I
Unironically, I don't even think it's placebo like I'm dead serious. I'm like actually dead serious. I don't think it's placebo
I actually know joke for real think the left wicks is better than the right twix like for real
There's something it just it's just better. I don't know why
Like I'm not even talking about I'm not saying that just for the meme I'm talking like unironically
It just they always I don't know
There's a poll chat vote on the poll somebody pulled it
Okay, so I started 20 once a couple days 21 a couple days ago. Can I get a happy birthday? My name is Maggie. You'll have your birthday Maggie
Little Fox with the five Maggie, huh?
Maggie I
Like that name
Maggie
You know why I like that game or that that name
Just why I like that name
I sold.
It's the thought that counts!
Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you
It's late September and I really should be back at school
I know I'll keep you immune
But I feel I'm being used
Oh Maggie, I couldn't have time anymore
You let me live, I know!
Just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart, and that's why I'm really hurt
The morning sun, when it's in your face
Really shows your hate
But if I don't worry
Me not hurting my eyes
you
One guy in love!
I didn't put him on power when I was young!
I didn't put up with that when I was young!
I'm sorry.
Please don't play nothing crazy.
I'm sorry.
I'm good on that, I'm good on that, I'm good on that, I'm good on that, I've heard that song one too many times in my life.
It's a good song now, but it suffers from overplayitis.
I hate to say it.
No, I'm not saying it's a bad song, it's a good song, but it's suffering from a disease
called an overplayitis.
Okay, so yeah.
GTA 6 trailer, what, what do you mean, there's another one?
Oh my goodness, I meant to do that they disrupt another
Bro don't lie if I hit the shot I'm ending stream that's how difficult the shot is
I
I should just do it for real, huh?
Why do I, like, I should just actually do it, like, for real?
Like, legitimately, should just do it for real.
Why not?
All right, if I hit this, I'm cutting it off for real.
I'm up raw loss
All right, come on. I'm getting on. So come on. It's
Next time I do that this dude's name is diet dr. Thunder. Oh my goodness. That's ball knowledge right there
Next time I say like oh if I do this crazy thing right here, I'm in the stream. I gotta do it
Dr. Thunder's good. Dr. Thunder's great. I like Dr. Thunder. Dr. Thunder, you want to
know one of the, dude, it's probably the best diet drink, but it's hard to get. Diet
Mr. Pib bro ski bro bro bro ski
Diet mr. Pib I'm telling y'all right now
Diet mr. Pib is something serious dude. I suck
What on earth is that it's mr. Pib but diet
The most common, I think the only place that still carries like Mr. Pibb consistently,
now I'm not saying it's the only place that does, but that I know of, is Waffle House.
Waffle House still carries Mr. Pibb.
They don't carry diet, Mr. Pibb, but they carry Mr. Pibb.
Last time I went, they did.
Does Walmart carry Mr. Pibb, Chad?
Chattam Crazy.
Chipotle has Mr. Pib.
Nuh-uh.
I'm actually the best player ever.
That is genuinely insane.
Yo Olive with the five.
Wait, I'm crazy, dude.
GG!
Alright.
Last game right here, we're lose, let's go.
Last one, here we go.
Last one. Here we go.
Oh my goodness, Chad. I hit a ball in on the break.
Can you believe it?
The curse has been broken.
For now
They may be wondering yeah, what's you gonna do with this bottom middle pocket? I missed
Yo Oscar went to five, thank you
The curse has been lifted the dynasty has been cemented
They are the greatest roster and call of duty history.
Y'all remember that call?
Back in the glory days of Call of Duty when Optic won that championship.
Good old days.
Yep.
Good ol' dame.
Yup.
AHH!
Don't tell me I'ma do it to him again.
Nuh uh.
No.
Don't let me do it to him again, I don't want to.
No, I don't want to do it to him again.
But I did.
Pay him up.
We had a solid record in eight ball tonight.
I think the two games I lost I hit the A ball in right or something and now I lost I can't remember
But I know one of those L's was like some straight-up doo-doo cheese. No joke
I'm talking straight-up doo-doo cheese, man
Some doo-doo
But you know what time it is
Yeah.
You already know
what time it is.
What time?
That's right.
That's right, Spooky Time partner, yeah that's right partner, hey that's right, Spooky Time.
So that means you best get you a dypion, big doll.
You best get you a dypion.
Did it look kinda creepy?
Okay.
Didn't look kind of creepy
It does a basketball court looks creepy no bro like at night outside shut up
Come on you being facetious
You be you being facetious
Lock in.
Let me y'all with a banger.
I gotta use the restroom to lock in.
Get you a diaper, you awful bubble!
Yeah
I want the best
Rocks flexed on the rock
And the sun begins to fade
It's still enough time to figure out
How to chase my blues away
I'm gonna line up till now
If you wanna say that you're clean, how?
And when
you
How often do you run, run, if something's chasing me and I'm going to die?
Other than that, no.
Good.
I hope you got you a dog beyond, bubba.
because it's spooky time. You better believe it. Okay, I appreciate you talking. Oh, yeah,
I still got that. Oh, thank you. Oh, hey, can you please come and convince my mom to
let me go to a concert? She said if you can ask, she'll say yes. What concert is
is it? 12 Val with the five.
Hey, can you let Grace go to that concert, please?
Thank you.
Not while I'm streaming though.
Name of this game is Midnight Hoops.
I've had this one in the library for a few days now.
And I almost forgot about it, but I didn't forget I never forget
They call me the remember
Absolutely they do
They absolutely
Midnight hoops
I'll be with him on that midnight train, Georgia!
Let's go, midnight hoops.
I like to shoot hoops at night when there's no one to distract me.
This dude thinks he's cool.
Is there music playing?
Wait, hold up.
Oh, that's the game.
lost the game there my my bed I can't afford to fall behind big dog what you
mean they like you going to the NBA or nothing but tonight I was feeling off heard
that over a decade ago a bunch of teens in my town went missing some weird
urban legends came from it but they never creeped me out but for some
reason. Tonight I couldn't get it out of my mind.
16 ages missing in one month. Hey, that is not good.
I'm getting two in my head. Anyways, I should get back to
practice in my shots. Some three throws layups and three
pointers. I've got a note on my phone in case I forget what
to do big dog you go into the league or something get a load of this goober
press E to interact and let space to jump hold left shift to sprint pause
me and you for controls. Alright. Bro, thanks for going to the league, chat. Alright, let
me do one of my free throws out first. Oh, I'm dribbling. Got it. Yeah, we ain't making
it. We ain't gonna make it to the league. Let's knock these free throws out for real.
Big dog, unless you're about seven foot five, you can't get away with not making free throws
in the NBA buddy and from what I can tell we are not seven foot five green there
it is backboard
get another one in five of these green that's a lot better right there that's
a lot better green oh yeah
Look at the quickness.
Green.
That's short.
That's on the game volume a little bit.
little lunch, something like that right there, right?
Great!
There's another free throw down.
Great!
Oh yeah, new message.
Who texted me?
Pablo!
I'm here by the sandwich place. You can pick me up later tonight, bro. You practice too much for sure though. What time?
Mom I can't look at other messes. I'm nosy
Man
All right chat we got our free throws done can y'all see what we have to do
Yeah, y'all can see we got to do three pointers and layups. We need three three pointers and five layups
Let's go ahead and work on the layups
We do little they get it's okay, so on the wing blows by his defender for the layup. Oh my goodness, man
I'll just have y'all know in real life no joke dog. I'm like a slasher for real. I'll be making
some layups. I can make reverse layups and everything both hands off hand right handed
it don't matter I'm dead serious I'll play much I used to but I can still have
that not count as a layup
wait why is that not a layup
Oh do I got a jump?
Huh!
Queen!
Wait can I dunk?
Let me see if I can dunk.
On the wing!
Yeah you ain't making it to the lead buddy.
You bought five foot eight and you can't dunk?
Bro you are not making it.
All right, let's get these layups on.
Buddy!
That's a good one!
Let's do a layup.
I feel like somebody was coming at me there.
I forgot this was a horror game for a minute.
D-BALL!
Dude, it was online though, no joke.
Alright, I need three more layups.
That works.
For my last layup I'm gonna do a reverse layup. Cross over.
Flutter! Clean. Alright, I'm doing a reverse layup for my last one.
That is not going to happen with these controls. Oh my goodness, let me try that again.
Let's just do a regular layup. Yep.
I'm gonna do my last layup no backboard because if you're gonna make it to the league you've
got to have all kinds of skills buddy better get that Walgreens application ready because
you ain't making it to the lead.
Oh!
That did not count.
Actually, I still need two more.
That's weird.
All right, let's just get my layups down here.
There we go.
This dude sucks!
Oh
There's why let's get one more done. There we go layup drill that didn't count
They didn't count I guess I gotta run up and do it
There we go we gotta get our three pointers done this might take a minute from the grass
That count, I made it!
One of three!
Baseline!
Oh, that's a bucket!
From the fence line!
Bang!
Oh, that was the one time I was just straight in.
I should give some water
Yay
Was it another new message?
Now for some jump shots
You ready for the big game? How can I reply?
Honestly, I'm terrified yeah, we're being real
All right, I gotta make two jump twos and three jump threes here
Let me go down here. See y'all can see the progress. I'll see that. Yep
All right, let's get like a good little 15 footer in right here
Something easy
Backboard!
Boogie Midi!
Oh man!
Man, this paranoia is throwing me off my game.
Naw, buddy, you just suck.
of suck. There it is. Nope, not yet. There's one of five. Watch
Can I turn the radio back on?
I still got to practice.
We back.
Don't worry about it, Chad, we back.
Let's get our shooting drills done.
Let's shoot a three while I'm out here.
Call me. That's off.
That was not off.
Backboard.
I'm back now. I'm back.
Fade away.
That would have been so clear here again.
you
You
You're the one controlling them, now you don't understand.
There it is!
There, one more midi.
Beautiful.
Last three ball.
behind the table shot?
Not can't tell it far enough.
Over here.
Boom, done. Now I'll get a quick dunk for good measure, but you cannot dunk. But you
I can not do it.
Keep the ball charged, point it, put it over the rim and slam it down.
Buddy, we didn't...
Oh, he actually can dunk!
Look at that!
Doing a dunk like this is ten times harder than a running up dunk too.
Eight foot hoop, true.
is not making it to the league. New message. Why does it say it like that? Your form is
sloppy even though you practice every day I got a hater who is this go to the
gas station for a snack I bet yo Marty with the fire thank you somebody said
it was skip Bayless Bros already trying to cook me and I ain't even in the
pros yet which way is the gas station I'm gonna assume it's this way I don't know
if that's a good thing to assume but
yeah I think I'm gonna right way to the gas station
I'll have to go back there, I got curious.
Okay I don't think this is the way to the gas station, I'm not going to lie.
I'm a little creeped out, I'm going back, no I'm going back.
I'm scared, check your map.
Now why would I have a map?
Look I just moved in this town chat, I don't know.
Maybe it's up here.
Backpack check map chat, y'all just be saying stuff.
This is the right, okay my bad, I'll leave.
Why didn't you say that when I was going that way?
Was I going the right way that way?
Let's see what happens if I go this way.
Map on the phone.
No way, got no phone games.
No map on the phone.
Let me see if it's this way.
It's this way. I can feel it. We chose the right way to start with my bad. My bad. Recap.
We're playing basketball at night by ourselves. And we saw in the newspaper some kids went
missing here like 10 years ago. So what that means is that we're dead. That that's what
that means in case you was wondering.
Yo, this neighborhood got some crazy houses, though, lowkey. Look at all these
neighborhoods, bro. I mean, these are these houses.
You heard that new message Pablo what are you worried about you're the
best one on the team hey you know I ain't trying to to my own horn or
nothing, but look, I gotta keep the humble man. It's a team game.
You know, I just do what I do.
Get him like an interview, like they do after they play it like after they just
played a long game. I said, I just dropped 40 points, 10 rebounds, 12 assists.
Case, how did y'all feel after that victory over the piscis?
Well, I mean, we just went out there. We played hard. We play, we
played hard brand of basketball, you know, um, coach always
telling us to just keep at it. When it go against rough, you
know, we just keep at it and we keep playing our brand of
basketball. And then they lead in because they're all like 10
times taller than the, uh, the, the, the, uh, announcer,
then they lean over. Yes. Uh, what did you, what did you
think of the other team tonight? How did they perform
compared to what you thought they would do? Yeah, I mean,
look, they are they are some hoopers, you know what I
I mean, it's always a pleasure playing against them.
But we was a better team today.
And I wish them nothing but the best in the future.
So all right, thank you, guys.
All right, now, thank you.
Didn't they wave in the takeoff walking?
Tell you all, Braw's meant to be athlete.
Tell you, brah.
That's what I would be all around.
They got it planned out.
bros out of breath yeah because we're always out of breath because they just
played if I don't get this basketball stall there she up I'm literally screwed
well buddy you better start figuring out a plan B because what we just saw
Yo, I'm not sweet, you know, they're like a gigantic creature up there in the road.
Oh, that's a hundred percent.
Oh, oh man.
What?
Oh my goodness! That is creepy! What?
I can't go no further.
What's good big doll
They got me a bag of chips. What's good, man
Grabbing some to free nose, huh nice
That'll be four bucks, but I've got a proposition for you
I'm like 99% sure I dropped my wallet out back in the dumpster earlier out back by the dumpster earlier
If you could grab it for me real quick, the chips are on me.
I mean, look, it's a $4 bag of chips, so I'm going to go ahead and do this, even though
it's kind of creepy.
And I just saw a creature standing in the road, but it's a $4 bag of chips.
I got to get it for free.
My boss is super strict about leaving my post, and he always checks the security
footage.
Please, I really don't want it to get stolen.
I got you, man.
Just hold onto my chips for me.
here you go
I hear something
what am I hearing?
toremisu with the five
It's the old man from earlier, bruh.
What is he doing back here?
Oh, hey, champ, what are you doing back here?
I was just looking for, uh, Fido.
He loves dumpster trash.
Oh, that's your dog?
Okay.
What's that?
A wallet?
Well, as a matter of fact, I did find a wallet on the ground.
Here you go.
Hey kid, let me tell you something else. It feeds on your despair. Don't feed it. What?
Cat with the five. Thank you.
What is it?
Alrighty, good luck with everything bud. See you around.
What is it? Is that the tall creature I saw standing?
You want to be the best what are you talking about
Where am I?
What has happened?
I can't get out of here!
Help!
Pablo!
Come on.
Come on!
Oh no! He's selling his soul to be the next LeBron James! This is not good!
I caught them!
That's all.
That's a foul.
That's a flagrant too, buddy.
You can't come after me.
In there.
Lord.
God.
Lord.
Oh my goodness, I can't make a shot when it matters the most.
Oh my god!
How am I overshootin' a 20-foot goal?
No!
Cody!
How am I overshootin' a 20-foot goal?
No!
Cody!
That would have been so much this.
There we go.
Check what it says.
Bro's doing whatever it takes to make the lead, Chad.
Can you blame them?
This is getting disrespectful at this point.
But that's the one I made out of all the ones so far
Don't they do they do talk
Need it well this dude is following me man
I better call traveling because I'm goin' with you.
I've got that!
That was my fault.
That's a flavor too, by the way.
They saved my progress.
Wow, W game.
I'm dunking this down.
This is not a regulation goal.
Big layup.
I'm traveling.
Watch this move.
I try to get a foul call I try to get a foul call we're saying giving it to me
with a whistle at
you ever playing basketball and you want to get a foul call when you go up for a
lay up just go like and then fall over when you do a layup you'll get a call
most of the time that's in there let's go
Now do I get that bag of chips for free?
That creature's still up there?
Check that creature gone.
That's like when you see a spider in your house and it scares you when you see it, but
even worse when it disappears because you don't know where it's at that's like
the same theory with that
yo I got you wallet big dog here you go it was still there thank you so much man
whoa hey bro you look kind of terrible you see a ghost out there you should
take it easy for real take as many chips as you want excuse me I'll just take one
bag though who texted me now who is this
just like them I'll get you to chat we're actually gonna sell our soul to make
it to the best to make it to the league
I should grab my stuff and text Pablo come pick me up.
Did I drop my chips?
Oh, they gone.
Let me text Pablo.
Text Pablo.
Yo, Pablo, can you come pick me up?
Oh, I gotta get my stuff first.
All right.
Happy 21st birthday, Hannah, with the five.
Happy 21st birthday, Hannah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Chad, do y'all think this guy has the potential to make it to the league?
I see eyes in the woods.
I'm dead serious.
I do.
There's a pair of eyes.
I think this guy has the potential to make it to tomorrow.
No.
Does this guy have the potential to make it to the lead, man?
Grab my stuff.
Let me get one more shot and get on a good note.
So you beat my bitch warmers, huh?
Not very impressive considering they have no clue how to guard.
A little shrimp like you would never make it in the real world.
I'm gonna show you just how worthless you are.
No!
Where?
Where the hell am I?
Tired of the timidated.
So one on one?
Right there.
I
HELL!
Get your way now, big doll!
Think about what I want!
I want!
Oh
These guys are counting as layups!
These guys will be crowned as light-ups!
Me!
Sit back down.
What?
I
You know you can't beat me the one you want so you get everybody else to help
Get off me, bro.
That was so clean.
No!
Get in town!
No!
Get these goobers out of here, man!
Oh
I
Know
I got this shit.
BLEED!
Shut up!
I'm scared!
This one keeps chasing me!
I was born on 1st birthday.
That's a layup, Ralph!
I'm locked.
Shut up.
I'm locked.
Shut up.
I
said this way harder to look I promise
If you said
That's the final
That's the final one thing I love this a fail
That's not even fair!
I gotta hold the ball for him to jaw up!
I'm not sure what to do with it.
They said I would never make it to the league!
They were right!
I get a whistle.
Let's give up.
I see another three.
I try not to even care.
It's just like that, that's how we sold our soul to make it to the NBA.
Hey kid, you okay?
Bro was like 3 for 40.
To be real though, that was found in me.
Oh thank goodness you're awake. Let me help you up.
Well it looks like you did it kid. You beat it. Not many can.
I knew you had it didn't you? To tell right away.
You probably had some pretty impressive shots, huh?
Yup.
Oh that Pablo I just get one more for the road
In and on a good note green
Green no, it has to be done, but then on the last one
Every person that plays basketball knows before you're done with a session you have to make one last shot and that's be nothing but net
Okay, hold up, okay, hold up, yeah.
It's kinda ending on a good note.
Just going to set everything but not.
There it is for real.
you
Why are y'all name dropping?
Have some respect in here.
Quit name dropping.
Why y'all being so rude?
All right, one more little spooky one minute.
We're doing some water park after.
You don't remember the drill.
Ooh, y'all remember that demo they told me to check out?
You know, the Bab-T's demo that looks scary?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Try that.
Yeah.
Soap killer soap killer was great chat. Did y'all like soap killer soap killer was
Chef's kiss if you know
What do we have
Chad, who won the?
Chad, who won the Lakers game?
In case I introduce my friend here, channel a few years back, and we love you a year ago, we started dating, we just got engaged, we still watch your videos, yo, that is wholesome.
Congratulations, eat the rice.
The Rockets won!
Was Kay Dizzle playing?
The Rockets won and Kay Dizzle wasn't playing.
Well...
Locked in.
The name of this game is...
Baptiste.
It's the Baptiste demo.
Somebody recommended this to me in chat the other day.
I said, you okay?
You should check out the Baptiste demo.
it look good and so I said you know what I'm a down-do and here it is
here it is
let's see what we got
I gotta have my sentence.
Oh, that hurt.
I would have just left it at that for now.
Facecam is it messed up?
Nah, it's good.
Chad, face cam, get it?
All right, we're good.
V-sync, y'all know the drill.
If it needs V-sync, we do it.
But if it doesn't need it, we're good.
Dad?
Tom, don't worry.
It's just a little engine trouble.
I'm gonna head to the gas station to call for a tow truck.
Wait for me here.
Don't get out of the car, okay?
Ah, Dad, if you're going to the gas station,
bring me a-
Oh!
Tom?
You okay?
Is that an attack?
It's nothing, Mom.
Just another night there.
Calm down.
Breathe.
Let's go inside. I'll get your medication.
Is this it?
Wow, Mom. This place is kind of falling apart, isn't it?
Well, your father didn't have life insurance.
It's a miracle we found such a big house for so little money.
What such a quiet place.
Here, we can...
Yeah, yeah. Starting over, right?
Sounds good. Let's go see it.
Rosedad.Want.
In theory, our thing should have been inside.
The papers came this morning.
Only your box is left.
I mean, smooth.
Grab it. Let's go in, okay?
Okay.
That's not the way to start it all.
Why does this thing sound like that? Is this a sleeper?
Is the screen there?
I don't think I see any, I got to turn the sensitivity down.
That, perfect.
Maybe, let's see.
A little bit more.
Hey, Chad, a little bit more.
Y'all know how I am.
Okay.
Y'all know how I am.
Okay, y'all know how do you?
Perfect
See you just have that buddy once you roll out once you have some respect
Hey, man.
All right, mommy, ready to go in the house?
Mom, I don't know how to feel
since dad got ran smooth over in the middle of the highway.
I really don't.
Oh, dad, I need to grab my stuff.
I
Who are you this hey back now excuse me ma'am
Excuse me miss mom mom. There's a lady here who?
Disappeared she go
Why is she stepping up on me like that?
Where did she go?
Where did mom go?
Mom, you in the house?
It's locked.
Seriously?
That's not funny, mom.
Nah, hold up now.
Your dad and them got ran smooth over.
There should be a spare key around here somewhere.
Yo, Vab with the TN, thank you.
Ran smooth over, that's such a stupid term.
Ran smooth over.
Ha ha ha ha!
Bro.
I bet it's under here. Oh, wow, they got me. I actually thought it was gonna be over there
Yo, why would she lock me out? Yo, mom what a kid?
Dad don't got ranch smooth over you over here playing game
Mom? I immediately know the way out of the house.
This is the same layout of the house as you used this.
What do you think of the house? Pretty old. Supposedly a family completely renovated it in the 80s.
Well, I think you could use another renovation. Where are you? Why did you lock me out?
I'm gonna see if I can make you something to eat. Your room is upstairs. Why don't you leave your things there and come down?
down whatever your mom were you at man he got ran smooth over to these were
probably the previous 10 oh no mom weird why do they take their photo when
They left.
Yo, Mom, where do you at?
I ain't seen you since we've been in the house.
Where's the staircase?
The staircase in this house layout's usually right here.
There's the kitchen right there and the basement right there
because I know the house layout.
Yo, Mom, you ain't even in here.
Where is she at?
Yo, what is up with the butcher's knife?
The office door is locked.
Why did they lock it?
I'm starting to think mom ain't even here for real.
Y'all starting to think that?
Where is she?
Is she, is she gone too?
Did she get ran smooth over too?
How am I supposed to get upstairs?
The stairs were blocked.
Mom, did you get ran smooth over too?
Oh, I can move them, okay.
Maybe she's just constantly in another room and we just haven't ran into her yet.
That's what I'm going to choose to believe.
Which room am I?
The door hinges are completely rusted.
I'll need some lubricants or something to open it.
What?
Buddy, that thing won't open.
Hi, I'm Rebecca, and I'm eight years old.
Nobody cares kid
Oh
during vacation. How boring. But I had a...
I'm going to leave!
I took that recorder so I don't have to write anything. I am so smart. You're calling me for dinner. I'm running. Bye.
Bye.
Nerd.
Yo, what is up with the creepy doll in the crib?
Hold on.
Give me the creeps.
Hey, the previous tenants left it here for a reason, big doll.
They left it here for a reason.
So they done cursed us with it now.
Generational curse.
I just heard a door come open.
What was that?
Let's go find our room.
This is the laundry room.
No, this is not the laundry room.
They actually switched up the house a little bit.
I'm sorry.
This is the laundry room.
No, this is not the laundry room. They actually switched up the house a little bit.
Or Elroy?
Can't go in there.
Tom, oh, this is my room. Who put that sticky note there?
You know what? I don't mind this.
I
Do
Like you can see the mouse on the outstop you see the mouse on the outside the screen on the left
It keeps doing that and then it clicks out
Legendary with the team. Thank you. Legendary place to start over after dad's death. I didn't feel like that would be possible
Trying to forget
Starting over. I guess the house isn't that bad full screen. Yeah, it's true
Poor guy his dad got ran smooth over in the middle of the highway
I mean smooth
Legendary with another 10 W legendary with another 10
Where's the run it like this it's all right, yeah
You know why I'm sorry?
Because I'm Halima!
Legitary with another T.N.W. Legitary, thank you!
Alright, yo mom, where you at?
Yo mom!
I hear something.
I don't think I want to do that.
Oh, I hear somebody doing dishes.
Maybe she's downstairs.
Yo, Mom, finally!
I've been looking for it!
Oh!
So, sit down.
I've made something to eat.
Okay.
real chat I thought you got ran smooth over to there for a minute some doors
are locked or padlocked and there's a creepy puppet at the top of the stairs
oh so it's there what the doll was mentioned in the claws in the rental
contract apparently it belonged to the original owner of the house it seems
we can't take it out of the display case that sucks seriously it's
terrifying you can get rid of it if you want no one has to know okay thank you
for the permission but it was here before us right it's just a doll Tom if you
don't like it put it in the closet or somewhere it won't get broken when we
eventually leave the house we can put it back in its place the most important
thing is that we feel comfortable here you'll have your birthday Cali we
Again, thank you, Happy Birthday, Kelly.
Thank you.
I'll let you medication in the upstairs bathroom if you need it.
Okay.
God, leave it, you hear that, Drake?
Your Happy Birthday, Jessica, thank you.
I'm gonna go check my medicine real quick.
I'mma buy you a drink!
I'mma take you home with me!
I got money and a thing!
Wacken Voodoo Puppet?
Let me take my manners first.
Yo, mate with the five, thank you!
Stuck.
There's something shiny, but I can't get it out.
You ain't resin and evil, buddy.
something shiny stuck in some water you need to move you ain't resin anyway
Missy-Blissy with the fire oh who oh my oh man oh wow yeah oh buddy what am I
I'm gonna do what you did, though.
Where do I take this?
Can I go burn it?
Am I gonna get cursed trying to get rid of this thing?
Yo, mom.
Yo, mom, what do I do with it?
Dude, I feel like he's alive. I feel like he's looking at me.
I can't go outside. What am I...
I can't put it in the fireplace.
Oh the chest at the top of the stairs you might be right I saw that a minute ago.
You unleashed it?
Yeah we just released like a demon or something into the crib.
Alright buddy.
Forgive me.
I'm tired.
Maybe I'll lie down for a bit.
It's late.
Okay.
We're going to wake up tomorrow and it's going to be back in the display case, watch.
Or even worse, we're going to wake up dead.
Dad?
Tom, don't worry, it's just a little engine trouble.
I'm going to head to the gas station to call for a tow truck.
You're about to get ran smooth over, okay?
Bad, no!
You're going to get ran smooth over!
Get out of the gas station, bring the uh...
If I'm keeping it a stack, which although that looked very survivable,
Yeah, his legs are going to be completely blown out, but other than that, that looked very survival. I'm going to be real with y'all.
Because it just took his legs out, but the rest of his body missed the car. He just flew over the car and landed.
Yeah, his legs are absolutely like gone, but I feel like that's survival right there.
Man, this is where you got ran smooth over, bro.
Dumb.
Who said that?
Really, really, yo, I'm actually, yo, this is gonna be a good game.
No joke.
I actually, I want to play this when it comes out this, this actually, this got potential
for real.
No joke.
I like that demo.
That was a good demo.
I'm ready for that to come come out.
that was good for real. Like no
joke that was good.
dare I say
game of the year
maybe
This doll is really creepy.
Is this the house? It looks like it's falling apart.
It's a miracle we found such a big house for so little money.
And it's such a quiet place.
This doll is really creepy.
Are you the one who opens the door to surrender to me?
This isn't funny!
Mom, open the door!
Calm down, breathe.
It's just a doll, Tom.
That's going to be cinema.
That is going to be cinema when it comes out.
Straight cinema.
Y'all know what time it is though.
Trying some of the new stuff at the gooblegoo and the boss back in town, baby.
The boss is back in town, locked in, Jack.
The boss is back in town.
Yeah.
The boss is back in town, buddy.
The boss is back in town.
because my boy Dashie says, the boss is back in town.
Yeah.
Now, we, we looked at all the updates.
The other day here, we revisited, we revisited the gooblegoon.
It went well.
I don't, I don't remember seeing any injuries or anything that happened.
The employees are doing I without us here.
But we revisited the gooblegoon the other day
and we decided we're gonna grab the new stuff in the game
and we're gonna do a little bit of rearranging
and test some stuff out.
Yo, vape what the 20 give it or vape,
W vape what the 20 give it, thank you vape,
W vape what the 20, this looks kinda dirty
but it's glorying in it.
Gotta keep the park clean. You don't want no brain eating amoebas up in this thing
W that for real with the 20. I appreciate that. Thank you
So
We were gonna try
Some of the new stuff I have to pick up 11 more pieces of trash apparently
So I can unlock the new stuff, right? That's what I have to do. There's that
Since my garbage and poor
I'll still look for any more trash. Why is there puddles and stuff around here like what do I pay him for?
Like really why do I pay these goobers y'all don't pick up no trash y'all don't
I'm not going to be able to do that.
Y'all don't clean up no puddles.
So, chat, look here.
If you were not here, there's new stuff.
There's new pools.
We have to complete the yogi quest to unlock all of these, right?
So, which means we got to collect nine more pieces of trash.
Pretty much.
There's there's some extra slides in here as well that was gonna look at and you tell me so let's go ahead and open up
So I can pick up some more trash yo trap with the five w trap with the five
W dev for real
W dev man, let's open up. You better be locked. You better be locked is the car
Do am I the one that has to restock everything?
my chat that's really my job I thought I hired people for this granola bar man
golly man why you just stand around get a move on came you just stand around we
got cuss look at all these customers coming hope I have a great day thank
y'all for choosing to do Lagoon I appreciate y'all for real hold on
Uh, ice cream, ah, there goes the granola bar.
Boom!
I got two of those, let me go start.
I'm so sorry about that, Javier.
I'm so sorry.
Excuse me, y'all.
Hope y'all have a great day.
Thank y'all for being at the Googleagoon.
I appreciate it.
All right.
Gotta do it myself, I guess.
I just gotta do it myself, chat.
All right, let me go get some lemonade as well.
Let me go run and grab that.
Yo, VAP with another TNW.
VAP with another TNW.
Thank you.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen for choosing the gooblegoon today. You are
all gonna have a fantastic, great, safe, awesome, amazing time. Thank you very much.
Excuse me. Well, that's true. Chad is true. And y'all know it's true. Don't act like it's not. It's true.
Again, emphasis on the safe because it is safe. As you can tell, all of my
slides lead directly to the water see splash you know what I mean nobody's
landed on concrete or nothing like that everything's all good
I even what are you in here doing what are you in here doing buddy what is that
is that graffiti lost oh my gonna get up out of here did you go graffiti in
my water park. I don't know who you. Lord have mercy. Somebody drown. Somebody took your duty with the
how old man? I'm gonna get you out of there one second.
Relax.
W lifeguard. I do what I do.
W lifeguard. I do what I do. How you doing ma'am?
How you doing? All right.
Man excuse us are you getting you can't be in here doing all that a yo Easton learn to take a bath big dog
Well why open his nice stankin man
Chat no like seriously why does nobody do the death zone? I actually don't understand
Have we ever seen anybody take the death zone slide
somebody needs to try it
Nathaniel is waiting on a hot dog like what do I have employees for I need to
pick up the trash too hard I was in the trash I can pick up I don't see any at
the moment I'll wait never we got the hot dog sold okay kid so you know I'm
gonna I'm never thought I'd be saying this but I want people to litter so I
I can pick up trash and you've got all this room to walk you go walk
You've got all this room to walk you go walk right up on me like you want to play now come in
So fear
So fear yo Jeff with the fire. Thank you Jeff. So fear you had all the
Oh my bad
I miss I forgot to tell y'all we now have
parachuters that come in here don't you pick up that trash I gotta pick up the
trash what is that what is that emo you just littered oh you just littered huh
don't you literally you know I wanted you a little bit don't be like don't be
You literally hear y'all for real,
put some respect on the park.
What are you doing?
You in here without a wristband?
Well, guess what?
Peace, idiot.
Hold up.
Is there any more litter?
Ooh, look at that.
Is somebody gonna try the death zone?
Yeah, we might as well take the death zone out
because nobody ever goes on the death zone.
That's the important.
That is the first time I've ever seen somebody hit the death zone, and it literally worked
out perfectly.
Because I planned it like that.
I would never put something in here that would let people get UA's stuff to be in
here drunk.
I will not be liable for you swimming drunk and drowning. Thank you
This water's getting a little dirty not gonna lie yo chap this water give me a look
I got no bleach on me. I just gotta drain it real quick. Nobody slide hold up
Please nobody come down the slide. Please. All right. Yeah, but more what? Oh
Okay, I'm not seeing much trash. Okay, there's something right there. So I just dropped that
right there. Yeah, there we go. Got it. Honestly, five more. Yeah, honestly, five more pieces
of trash, and I'll be done with that quest. Alrighty, hold on. Okay, where did you come
from all that slide all right just look for a little bit more trash that form is
oh there's some over there mine mine thank you more mine tattoo more some over
here I'm going for it
Did you see the air right there?
Yes.
We got it.
We got some new stuff.
Chat, we got some new stuff.
stuff. The googly goons about to be looking a lot different here in a second. So after this shift,
we're going to rearrange some stuff. I know everything is great now.
Nobody's getting injured. All the slides are working as they should be,
but we're going to do a little bit of rearranging. Oh, I got to go back to them. All right, hold up.
Yo, they're getting a little close to that edge over there.
Let me go back to them.
I can't even get my insurance claim.
You must let the water dance, give it shape, give it purpose, let your park, reflect the
chaos within you.
Enlighten that takes time and more of my tasks.
I gotta build fountains.
I gotta put more fountains in.
What was he running to?
You ain't supposed to be here.
You ain't got no wristband.
Get out of here, Karina.
Karina, Karina.
You remember that song?
You ain't supposed to be here drunk either.
You know what?
No, you gettin' a hammer, big dog.
Idiot.
I got to build some fountains, hold on!
Oh Lord, here we go.
Let me give everybody a second to slide so I don't kill nobody while I drain the pool.
Nobody slide real quick it's getting drained hold your horses on the slide
got water coming back
is it clean it don't look that clean okay it's clean enough all right people's
littering and everything oh my goodness man
goob lagoon landlord with a thousand bits after it extent an extensive review
of security footage from the park. I'm surprised to see you back. That being said, I already
have two health toed violation complaints and several instances of battery. I'm in talks
to hire someone new to handle this. I'm getting stressed, buddy. My legal team is bulletproof.
Good luck with that one. Good luck with that one, Buster. Gooblegoon is too big to
fail at this point. Too big to fail. Mundo too big to fail! That's what the
googlygoon is. Alright man let's get this shift over with so I can so I can do
some remodeling. Alright get up out of here!
Hurry up now! You think you're smart or something don't you? You think you're
smart don't you? Huh? You smart? No I'm smart because I run the googlygoon.
We're closing the five you know what it's cool though we saw somebody do the six we
got more people doing the 24-hour slide challenge oh my goodness man hold up I
gonna handle this look you can hear him giggling I gotta handle this I gotta
I gotta witness this. I gotta witness his first hand.
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
You got it! You got that all day!
Now he might have clipped the rock a little bit, but I think he's high.
Look here, bud, yo, Bimson, you can't do a 24 hour slide challenge here, bud.
We don't have a-
love tub. Pause. That's new.
Y'all see that?
Okay, look at it. It said I had to build. I need to build eight more
fountains. So, I just get eight cheap fountains real quick and just put
place them so I can get that done. I'm gonna do that real quick. Just real quick
so I can get that challenge done. I'm gonna take them up obviously, but
Green.
Do a splash pad? What is that?
There's a heart slide too?
I have a bright idea.
Where's the music? Can y'all not hear the music?
There you go, Buster.
Alright.
Boom, that one's gone. Let's go talk to him. Hot tubs are unlocked. Get up out of my way,
buddy. Yes, sir. Help lost souls find peace in the bubbles. Don't rush them. Enlightenment
takes time. Oh, relax guests in a hot tub. Aren't we bad? We have to make a hot tub
zone if case has a bright idea then others will have a dark future hey
that's not true again nobody's ever been injured here nobody did not have
another way to destroy stuff? I did. There we go. Alright. Okay. What should we do?
Should I rearrange now or wait a second?
Do a love zone?
Let me go get some bleach.
All right, let's make it. Let's make it. How you do it, sir. All right. Thank you.
We're about to make a love zone. Hold up. Cody! Cody! Perfect. All right, let's make
All right chat we're about to make a love zone here.
Should I get rid of the death zone hardly anybody ever used it and it looks ugly too yeah all
right death zone it looks ugly it's just it doesn't belong it really does.
doesn't belong chat and y'all know what doesn't it really just doesn't I can make a new one
improve one later anyway okay cool
hold up. Hold up. Chad, y'all, y'all rocking with this?
What about these slides, though?
What about what about them slides, though?
Wait, maybe just right here.
We remodeled everything. We don't have everything unlocked right now. All the new stuff. Chat.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Love Zone!
The Love Zone!
Look at that!
Oh man!
25 strips great first aid idea go to the goobledoon and hit up the love zone
that's a that's a little bit of a strong impact but it's fine the love zone is in
full effect. Now we need a hot tub zone. I would have put the hot tub somewhere
where people are actually gonna use them. So I didn't just waste money, right?
Chat, where should I put the hot tub? Oh my goodness.
Somebody said hand in Joey's own.
Chad, where should the hotsobs go, man?
Ooh, right here.
Right here, right up in here.
Chad, what's it under?
Put it under!
Oh, it's right there, wooden hot tub.
Hot tub zone, Chad. Look at this.
How you rotate autumns again?
Found it.
Hot Cobb Zone!
Chad, how are they backwards?
Why do I assume the worst?
I'm going to spin him around and I'll see what y'all talking about now.
Why do I assume I'm going to do the worst, man?
Huh.
What have I done?
I'm not going to boil anybody alive in the hot tub zone.
relax. Nobody's getting boiled alive in the hot tub zone, man. But just for curiosity,
How hot does it get?
No, I don't get that, man!
What's the signal?
OK.
Celsius?
So, if anything were to ever happen, anybody in that hot tub would be the manufacturer's
fault because what do you mean that they can get up to 212 Fahrenheit?
I was not going to turn him into suit, never.
Alright, let's rip another shift.
Ladies and gentlemen, Valentine's Day is right around the corner.
Yup, Valentine's Day is right around the corner,
ladies and gentlemen.
So just for that, we put in the love zone,
the best place for a first date ever.
Also, we have put it,
Also, we have put in the hot tub zone.
You're feeling stressed out?
Come over here and hop in a hot tub.
Let the stress go away.
Hope y'all have a great day here at the Gooblegoon.
More upgrades to come in the future too once I get them.
Thank y'all for being here.
Yo, what's good, Aiden?
You wanna get in the hot tub?
I'll handle that.
Ma'am, you ain't supposed to be,
I hope you do go to the hot tub.
I hope you do go to the hot tub with no wristband on.
No, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Alright, Madeline, you want it on zero Celsius, minimal pressure, okay.
I know you don't have a wristband on, so I'm going to get you set up right here.
Zero, zero Celsius, no wristband though, so enjoy that.
Now enjoy that, ma'am.
Alright, I hope you enjoy your ride.
And don't you go back here and trespass no more again!
Who's messing with the hot tub?
Oh, you wanna mess with the hot tub, Lane?
Get in it, damn!
No, get in the hot tub!
You wanna mess with it!
No!
You wanna mess with it!
Get in it!
You lucky I can't pick.
Got me messed up.
What's good?
What you want?
60 degrees, 2 on the pressure.
There you go, big dog.
You're welcome.
Shut that off.
Shut that off. All right, we're good.
Chas, you weren't supposed to be in here. She didn't have a wristband.
Yes, ma'am. What can I get you? Zero Celsius and four pressure.
Boom. Enjoy your stay. Thank you.
How's the love zone doing?
That looked like a horrific impact. I'm not gonna lie.
Hope everybody's enjoying the love zone. All right. Thank y'all for being choosing the love zone
Chat, what's minus 10 Celsius?
20 degrees that's like a cold one
Check that's literally like a cold plunge. Why is this one still on fire?
How y'all doing? All right. What do you want, Kaya? Zero degrees for pressure.
I can do that for you. Let me shut that down. Zero degrees for pressure. There you go.
She called me a legend.
Penny?
What do you think you're doing, Penny?
These hot tubs ain't free!
Over here, loitering trespassing.
Gun lost, yo' ma!
Bro, you can't be in a hot tub stankin', man!
Man, is he bothering you?
Ma'am, is this guy bothering you?
He is?
I bet.
No, I don't.
Get your hands off the equipment!
I didn't even do that!
That customer turned it!
That customer meddled with the equipment.
It wasn't me.
Y'all appreciate that buck for the 5,000-biz of the kind words.
Congratulations, buck. I appreciate that, man. Thank you.
W Bucks for real appreciate that buck W you and kills
Hold on sir. I'm gonna get you out of there. I'm a dog. Yeah, wait a minute
That's what's all you out
You are not supposed to be in there
Yes, what do you want 45 and 2? Thank you. Get off the equipment! Oh, oh, oh no, no!
Oh! Shadow! Shadow!
Shadow!
Is he alive?
Did he make it out?
I think he made it out.
Which I want 25 and 3 on the precious guy.
I just slipped on a banana pit.
Somebody said he melted.
dude somebody get all right 25 degrees you want that pressure there you go
thank you all right hope everybody's enjoying their hot tub stay today y'all
I appreciate y'all for real we just got them in stock
Where is Shiloh at? Hey, have y'all seen a guy named Shiloh around here?
Okay.
I'm gonna be right back, y'all. Hold up.
Did he get turned into Mist?
I'm so sorry they're not here to give you an ice cream cone, man. One second.
Oh, I thought you were mistaken. You want a chocolate ice cream cone?
There you go. Thank you so much. Sorry about that. Yes, you want to eliminate with a limit?
All righty then. There you are. Thank you so much. What's good, Reese? You want a hot dog
with ketchup on it? What are you, five? There you go. Thank you, Reese. All right. Is everybody
having a good time today. No accidents or mishaps, right? Everybody good. Oh, you gotta
look. I know you didn't destroy a guy, Dr. Pepper can't enough.
What's good, big dog? You won't see all the greens. You could be in creepy to
What are y'all doing there's customer what are y'all doing you wouldn't even
supposed to be in there Vanessa oh you would play that game Vanessa let's play
that game man you would have stretched back with no wristband
Cooke you play it that game!
Freeze!
Brice is free, no you don't freeze.
Today's your lucky day.
This is too stressful I need to hire somebody for this.
How you doing at least? Didn't I ask idiot?
How you doing Claire? Alright, we're pressing.
Why was she looking at me like that?
Waldo with the fire!
Are you going to zero the greens?
And you want that pressure.
Gotcha right there big dog. Thank you.
What was that dude's name that burned up to death?
What was his name?
I really hope he's okay.
Shiloh. Has anybody seen a guy named Shiloh?
Chad, did he live that? Is there any way that he lived that?
He didn't evaporate, bruh. What's good, Reese? You want a strawberry? I bet.
There you go, Reese. Yo, AvaG with the GnW AvaG. You want a strawberry, too? There you go.
What you want Franklin that's going to be a chocolate ice cream.
Yep.
Get rid of this.
It's not my place.
We'll do it.
Excuse me.
Service.
Yes.
What's good Aiden?
60 degrees for pressure.
Boom.
There you go.
What you want? 60 degrees? I was about to handle it! You gotta have patience!
I'll do your job for you, Medic.
Okay, somebody else got whoever was over here.
Alright, are we good now?
That water is filthy.
Oh, my.
Shit, that water is disgusting.
What are you doing in here?
No! What was you doing in here? Uh, call the-
Can they say my water park isn't safe?
We got people over here going 50 mile an hour and a 20,
getting ran smooth over like that kid's dad for that horror game we just played.
60 degrees there you go thank you. Hope everybody's enjoying the stay here thank
y'all so much.
We only made 30,000 we're still in the process of unlocking
the new stuff. We're probably gonna have to hire somebody. The hot stuff thing is really cool though.
In the next, in the next episode that we play this, we're going to continue to unlock the new
stuff. Once we have everything unlocked chat, we're going to completely remodel the gooblegoon.
If y'all want to do that. Once we have every new slide and new goal unlocked, we're going to
completely remodel the gooblegoon. It's going to be looking good. That was, that was dope.
I'm not gonna lie. Hey, great stream. Love y'all man. Hey, preset y'all for kicking it with
your boy again tonight. Preset all the get this subs, don't know, bits, follows, and of course
our preset are y'all for this handout. Hey, you'll have a good rest. Y'all tonight have a good day
tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, let me night. Peace out y'all.